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I went on the world's largest waterslide. That was interesting.
It's in Disney World. Or it was the world's largest waterslide at the time.
I hate the waterslide.
Oh, you know what's fucking scary? You guys were talking about firefighting and claustrophobia.
Like, one of my worst fears is getting stuck in one of those waterslides in the tunnels and not being able to get out.
And just having it fucking hot and humid in there. That's... Oh my God.
What do you think? The water's just gonna fucking stop?
No, I mean like, there was a person, I saw that, that got stuck because they were too fat.
He got stuck in the middle of one of those tubes in the waterslide.
And they had to like, climb a ladder and like cut him out.
That would have been hysterical if they sent somebody down after him.
Just gets fucking drilled by somebody at 40 miles an hour.
Honestly, the person who would go down after the fat guy would probably be the one to pay the price.
They'd hit that fat guy like a brick wall.
Dude, it would be like, you know those fucking, you know those car accidents where the bitches have their legs on the fucking like dashboard?
It'd look like that.
Yup, yup.
Dude, so fucking, the waterslide that I went on, it was in Disney World.
And at the time it was the biggest waterslide on the planet.
It's fucking ten stories straight down.
Holy shit.
And I was like, fuck. My brother went on it.
And I'm like, I can't pussy out now. I have to do this.
So I went down and I didn't cross my legs like they told you to.
And I got like a fucking enema from that shit.
It was bad.
I was going to say that must have hurt your fucking balls.
No, it was like spray there.
No, it was just straight into the ass.
Like straight into the ass, man.
Let's talk about the time I went to the Alta- or the affair.
No, you can say it.
They know we're from upstate.
So you know that that is calling the zipper or something.
It's like a thing that spins you around and you're in a cage and the cage goes upside down.
That was a worse experience probably in my life because I already get motion sick and I'm claustrophobic.
Remember you got motion sick when we were driving back from that L.E.T.?
Yeah, because you were driving like an asshole.
I wasn't driving like an asshole.
I was driving like a fucking normal person.
I was not around these fucking sharp turns.
Yeah, did you die? No.
It's all fairness Casey, you throw me around like that in an ambulance too.
Yeah, I know.
But on the zipper, yeah.
I have to tell you every time you went off an exit to be like,
Yo, bro, like we're tipping over back here.
Like chill on the fucking brakes.
On the zipper, my fucking keys and my phone and my wallet fell out of my pocket and fell out of the cage
and went like a hundred feet down to the ground.
And then I found it. I was like, how's my phone not broken?
So when I go to theme parks or like fairs now, I wear a fanny pack because that's a great idea when you're going on roller coasters and shit that like go upside down
because everything stays in place. Everything stays in place.
Oh, yo, you see the guy who went to get his hat on a roller coaster.
And got his head cleaned.
And some girls just kicked his fucking head off.
Yeah.
You're like, how'd you break your leg?
I fucking kicked his head off.
That was a Daniel Tosh joke.
It's fucking wild.
It's crazy how many of these fucking.
Oh, boy.
It's crazy how many of these fucking roller coasters have stories where people just get brutally murdered on them.
Roller coasters are fucking dangerous.
Like fucking the cyclone, the one that's in Coney Island now, the one that the Comets built based off of.
Yeah.
And the one that the great escape in Lake George.
There's been like several people dying.
Yeah, there's been like workers who have committed suicide by just getting absolutely obliterated and they know how to operate the machine.
So they just purposely fucking was standing up on the ride and just cleaned his head on one of the guards going into a tunnel.
Oh, my God.
It's just like.
So a comet was the first roller coaster I ever went on, actually.
It's a good coaster.
Dude, that was fucking crazy because I never rode roller coasters before that.
Yeah.
And like when I did that shit, dude, I felt like my body was going to fucking shake apart.
Like how shaky those rolling wooden roller coasters are are fucking insane.
Am I getting an echo?
I feel like I'm getting an echo here.
I'm not.
Hello.
I feel like I'm the only one that's actually getting echo because like I don't.
Oh, a little bit.
Yeah.
Like mine, like mine is getting echo.
Everyone else is and mother fucker.
Yeah.
All right.
You ever do that thing where you're we got to continue with what we were talking about before we cut that part out.
We're going to confuse a lot of people with that cut.
Hey, if you have a problem with the cuts, I'm not fuck off.
I'm not saying I'm not you with the cut.
Nobody listen to this.
Yeah.
No.
Fuck them.
Yeah.
Are you are you fucking paying for us?
No, no, not yet.
Not yet.
Until we get our Patreon.
We're in a fucking basement.
Get fucking get real.
Yeah.
How high are you that you think that we fucking care that much?
God damn it.
Why do you even listen?
So.
All right.
Let's go back to us.
You ever do that thing where like you're like you're listening to a song in your brain and like you can hear it in your brain and like nothing.
Nothing else is going on.
And then like you're like, hey, and like people are like, what the fuck are you doing?
Because I'm just sitting there like vibing with a song in my brain.
Yeah.
All week I heard in my head car.
Jack.
Get back.
Yeah, I know.
You're saying in the group.
Yeah.
Ten seconds.
I was thinking that at work like all day.
No, but like I hear like like I don't know if this is like just me, but like I can like actively like make the song play in my head and I can hear like the whole song in my fucking head like the same way.
A lot of people can't.
Well, a lot of people that are in the music, I think can do that.
Yeah.
But I don't know if everybody can do that.
Like obviously it's way more preferable to listen to it.
Yeah.
But yeah, you can just hear it.
You can only listen to one song for the rest of your life.
What do you listen to?
Oh, that's a that's a good question.
Is it album or just one song?
Song.
Wonderwall.
I think I'd want like I think I want like a chill instrumental like type thing.
You know, you got to get a song that's long.
So you have that has variation.
Yeah, I do some fucking.
But eventually you're just going to fucking hate it.
So you might as well pick a song you hate.
Honestly, honestly.
I have a good answer to this question.
I would go with Beautiful Day by you two.
Really?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Beautiful Day!
Just wait.
Let me let me finish.
Who listens to you two?
Shut the fuck up.
OK, can I fucking explain myself here?
You piece of fucking shit.
God, you're worse than the fucking listeners.
Oh my God.
What I was going to say is that that's like the only song that like still consistently to this day
gives me nostalgia of my early childhood.
I remember doing Backpack Recess and just having that song in my fucking head.
And you want that shit on the rest of your life?
So, brother, you said it yourself.
You're going to get sick of it.
So I might as well have a song that I've already been attached to for fucking 20 years.
You know, that song, Bitter Sweet Symphony.
By who?
Yeah, the Verve.
Yeah, like that's that's I have.
I have that like thing with like the nostalgia thing like with that, like that song.
That that song and fuck Champagne Supernova.
But that one's like sad nostalgia.
Yeah, I love those.
The other one.
The other one I got is fucking that one fucking song is going to sound so fucking gay.
But it's just a song that like every time I hear it, I'm like, I'm seven years old.
I like playing my DS.
It's fucking that one song by Colby Kaie.
So I'm where it's like starts your nose and it wrinkles your toes.
And I hate the song, but I'm like, it brings me back to a good time in my childhood.
And it's like, Mom, listen to better music.
Fuck.
My mom loves country music.
So I hate country music because I have to listen to like, you know, when you're in your your mom or dad's car and you have to listen to the music that they listen to.
I fucking hate country music because my mom only listened to country music.
My comparison was country.
I hate it though.
Country country rubbed off on me because my old roommate just loved country.
I started dating my fucking girlfriend.
She loved country.
Aaron Brady, huge fan of country.
Jack Bachman.
Drop it.
Drop it names.
You'll have to bleep those names out.
No, it's fine.
No, you're not.
You're not like giving super information on you.
Just saying like you're just saying this music making us a little bit more ominous.
Nobody fucking knows who that is.
No one fucking listens to us.
Let's be real here.
Fucking no, they were all into country and I hated it for the longest time.
And then I woke up one day and I'm like, all right, now I don't like country, but the Zach Brian fella is pretty good.
And next thing you know, I'm listening to straight up country and I'm like, damn, I get it now.
I like the more classic country, not like my dog's dead and my wife left me country, but like the sheriff.
I stole the sheriff's gun and I shot him with his own gun type country.
Yeah.
Like the Johnny Cash.
I fuck with Lil Nas X.
But that's like the only real, or like Jack, not Jackie.
Fucking Lil Sadie.
Fucking what's the devil went down to Georgia?
Something Daniel's man.
I don't fucking know.
I heard you told the story about the guy who sold his soul to the devil though.
Charlie Daniels.
Yeah, Charlie's dude.
It's fucking creepy, isn't it?
Yeah.
You told that on an episode.
I want it Casey.
You should be proud of me.
I heard him tell that story on an episode of the podcast that I wasn't at.
So I listened to it.
Wow.
I listen.
Yeah.
I got one listener.
I fucking listen to it.
Play a song by him because like fucking like it's a really creepy sounding fucking.
He did do that last time too.
Something Johnson.
What was his fucking name?
I don't fucking know, bro.
I don't know where I'm at right now.
Garrett.
Nevermind.
Whoa.
Two units at once.
Everybody sees radio traffic.
Ambulance seven.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Ambulance 12.
Go ahead.
Any other units receive regular Robert Johnson Crossroads.
Let's play that.
I played that on the podcast.
Yeah, but you didn't fucking listen because I kept on fucking talking over it.
I listened to it and I fucking listened to the goddamn.
I listened to it.
It's a listener.
It's an engine.
This was in the 1930s.
This shit wasn't even a fucking thing.
I don't think he's that good a guitar though.
No, but like the deal with him to make him a fucking the best guitar player.
That was like this sucks.
No, from its time period.
Then Dan's like, yeah, okay.
So every time.
I gotta say even for back then, this guy's still kind of.
Tyler's like, this is my shit.
Oh shit.
He's smoking a Dutchie.
That's not Dutch.
They didn't have those back then.
He's smoking weed back then.
He rolled up his own fucking cigarettes.
They had weed since ancient times.
They fucking rolled their own cigarettes back then, man.
It's not a fucking Dutch.
He's a fucking cigarette.
How do you know?
Because it's fucking tobacco.
Let's go there and ask them.
I'll go to hell.
I'll talk to the guy.
Speaking of hell.
Let's pause that again.
Speaking of hell.
I ain't got nobody.
Speaking of hell, though.
What the fuck's going on with the sky?
Yeah.
Fuck you, Canada.
So let's talk about that real quick.
So Canada has these wildfires that are coming over to our region and polluting the air.
Dude, the sun was red and the sky was.
Yeah, because fucking China is trying to get Canada in a proxy war with us, dude.
I mean, fucking there's when I was.
Okay, China is paying Canada.
They are not doing that.
They're trying to side with Canada.
Do you remember World War Two, the Zimmerman telegram?
Yeah, that was Mexico.
That wasn't.
Yeah, they're doing the same thing with Canada.
They're not doing the same fucking thing.
Because they know they need a fucking enemy in North America for us to fight.
The only crazy thing.
You know why the US has never invaded Canada?
Because we fucking tried and we failed.
We tried to take over Canada and we fucking lost.
Casey, that's just false.
That's not false.
That is false information.
That is false.
I mean, exactly.
It's false information.
What the fuck?
We tried to take over Canada.
We never tried to take over Canada.
We invaded Canada and they pushed us out.
I think fucking if I don't believe it, I don't think that you might be right.
No, he just says it a bunch of times and you believe it.
Yeah, you're right.
No, I'm serious.
That's not a fucking thing.
God, I'm trying to get Canada to take over.
That's not a fucking thing.
God, I'm so confused right now.
What the fuck?
The only crazy thing about Canada's wildfires though, is that all of them started at the
same time.
And they have satellite imagery to show that every single one of them started at the almost
exact same time.
So you know what I'm thinking?
I think there's an underground cave system that actually caught on fire and that's what's
actually making the fire happen.
Bro.
He's fucking right.
When did we do that?
The United States invaded Canada in two wars.
Invasion of Canada, which I've never heard of.
That's the name of the war in 1775.
Part of the American Revolution.
Okay, so fucking it was, dude, now we would fucking slap Canada.
Yeah, but then we invade Canada in 1812.
We would slap Canada now, Casey.
Canada doesn't have a fucking insane military like we do.
They're just too fucking peaceful.
Fucking, but like the invasion?
The invasion of Canada.
Bro, I've never heard of that shit before in my life.
That's crazy.
No, fucking Canada's gonna invade us.
Are you fucking serious?
Yeah, you think that fucking grudge lasts that long?
They're already trying to fucking smoke us out with the chemical warfare.
Oh my god.
It's doing nothing.
It's fucking, it's not hurting us.
It's temporary.
It's not hurting us.
It's causing people to have fucking pollutants in their lungs and fucking have shortness
of breath.
Let's go, Casey.
A fucking healthy person doesn't feel that.
I could stand out there all day.
I'd feel just fucking fine.
I did get a scratchy throat, but that's pretty much it.
I didn't get even that.
I smoked smoke.
I mean, I've seen a lot of patients come in this week with shortness of breath.
Yeah, well, maybe they should fucking take better care of themselves and they'd be all
right.
Ha ha.
Canada, we're gonna be attacked by Canada.
We are not.
What the fuck is Canada gonna do?
All the fucking shit they got is fucking our stuff that we gave them.
Think about it.
Canada is more like kind of socialist, right?
Oh my god.
They're signing with the Chinese.
Oh my fucking god.
Canada's not gonna do shit.
If Canada tried to, if Canada fucking hates the Chinese as much as we do.
If Canada even fucking looked, if Canada even fucking looked at America, they would
get fucking destroyed.
They'd get fucking annihilated.
Okay, Casey?
I don't know.
I don't think Canada even have nukes.
Look at how big the border is.
I don't even think they have nukes.
Bro, look at how big that fucking border is.
Oh my fucking god.
They could invade anywhere.
Yeah, they could try to.
They'd get their fucking shit rocked.
If you're going fucking infantry of the US into infantry of Canada, the only way that
we might stand a shot is because they have stricter gun laws.
But they're gonna be backed by the Chinese is the thing.
Are you fucking?
Dude, that doesn't even make sense, Casey.
It's gonna be a proxy war.
In your fucking high mind, how the fuck does that make sense?
It's like a proxy war like what happened in Vietnam with the Russians?
It doesn't make sense.
Fucking why would they do that?
Oh, you invaded us 200 years ago.
Fuck you, America.
No, that is fucking asinine.
Dude, that makes zero sense.
Dude, we still, we still, dude, Britain is one of our closest allies.
We fucking dropped the bomb on two Japanese cities.
And now we get along with them now.
And that happened way closer to now than then.
Also, it's closer to now than now.
It's closer to now than now.
And that happened way closer to now than then also it's closer.
It's closer to three hundred years now.
Ali Mac for the revolution.
I'm just saying the World War Three happens.
I don't think Canada is going to be on our side.
Oh my fucking God, Casey, you are the absolute the weeds getting to fucking NATO bro.
Dude, the weed is getting to you.
Why the fuck would they?
They're NATO.
It's not just like Casey, you're fucking absolutely asinine.
The point of the are you just are you fucking with us, Casey?
Are you actually this stupid?
He is fucking with us.
The point of the podcast is to come on.
Are you actually the stupid Casey?
Are you?
Are you actually the stupid?
It's a theory.
It's not a theory.
It's fucking retarded.
Are you fucking like, are you actually like, like, do you actually believe this Casey?
No, I'll just mess with you.
Okay, thank God.
Thank fucking God.
I thought the weed finally got to you.
I was going to say you see Ukraine fucking defending themselves against Russia.
Yeah, no, I was messing with you about Joseph Pfeiffer too, by the way.
I know you were.
Okay, well.
I know you were, but the take was still just so bad.
It was just so bad.
I couldn't help but just be like.
You know who's a real American now?
You know who's a real American?
Who's a real American?
Our friend Mike Arizioni.
You know, I think that whole.
Bro, the point of the podcast is come up with these conspiracies because these conspiracies
like half the time turned out to be true.
Like look at fucking Alex Jones.
The shit that he says turns out to be true.
I'm going to fix that live son.
It's maybe not.
Maybe not with Sandy Hook.
But yeah, he did fuck that one up.
Dude, I watched it.
But the thing is though is that Alex Jones.
So Alex Jones, here's the deal with him.
I think it's a little bit more than just like, it's not like they always come true with him.
And he also has sources for his shit.
That's the crazy.
Which is like it's it's it's pretty fucking nuts when he talks about this shit.
But then eventually he goes off the deep end.
He starts getting into the fucking the fallen one, the fallen one.
Once he starts doing that shit, it's like, dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
Fallen one like the other.
I don't want to look at my neighbors.
You think I like looking at my neighbors and we think sizing them up thinking I want to
grab them up by a chain and eating their organs.
I don't want to eat my neighbors.
I do think it's kind of fucked though, that Alex Jones for the longest time before the
Sandy Hook shit just fucking.
Oh, Danny Boy's in route.
No, thank Christ.
Oh, fucking Danny Boy is in route.
So motherfuckers like you see, can I see?
So like I I was looking at this shit with with Alex Jones.
I watched the I watched a recent podcast with him.
The you guys ever hear of Tim Pool?
No, Tim Pool is kind of like a middle ground between like right and left type shit.
But he talks to like people from each side of the aisle.
But he did a podcast with Alex Jones and Alex Jones was talking about this fucking show
called Utopia.
You guys ever watch Utopia?
No.
Yeah.
So watch the whole show.
The UK version did.
So it's fucking crazy how fucking like a tech billionaire releases a disease that he makes
a vaccine for that weakens the immune system and also sterilizes people.
But there's also a comic book that comes out called Utopia, which is by the schizophrenic
dude who fought it.
But it says he's trying to tell people what's going on with this comic book.
It's literally the most on the nose metaphor ever.
Like, it's pretty fucking crazy with that show, too, because it's just I thought the
concepts that they did amazing in that show were instead of it using RGB, it used the
what the fuck is it?
It's the other one.
It's the cyan magenta.
And yeah, I can't remember.
Oh, it's like lavender or something.
It's like a color scheme.
Yeah.
And it's like the whole show looks just super, super abstract.
But it's horrifying, too, because it's just like, you know, if you I was just going to
say if you know about this conspiracy in the show, if you're a character in the show and
you know about like this crazy stuff that's going on with this vaccine is going to kill
millions of people, they just know and they're on you.
They have sources everywhere.
And it's just like I did not want to get the vaccine, but I had to for work.
They forced me to get a vaccine.
And like I did not want to get it at all.
Why?
I don't trust it.
I think, dude, the back of the vaccine can always have a back door.
Like, you know, like it could have this thing that like that.
That also I got covid more after I got the vaccine twice.
The thing is, though, is that I truly believe that politicians don't think that way.
I think politicians are, for the most part, pretty fucking retarded.
Dude, I think they're playing retarded and vaccine doesn't really prevent covid from
spreading.
It just prevents you from getting symptoms.
But I think there might be another back door to it.
I haven't checked my sperm count recently.
So you check your sperm count regularly.
Yeah, I mean, I can confirm.
How do you know?
I can confirm right now with you based off of the shit I got.
Should I told you guys two weeks ago?
My sperm clearly fucking good enough.
I mean, I still come strings.
So I'm pretty sure that clumpy.
You might want to know.
No, no, it's not like, you know, like the stream.
Like you ever do like that thing where you haven't checked off for like fucking like
two months.
Welcome to the Horace gum episode.
Like you haven't jerked off for two months and like you fucking like fucking never done
that before in my life, you bust one out and that fucking shoots out like a fucking missile.
It's that's it.
Suits out like a fucking ICBF.
It's just fucking.
I mean, if I get to like three or four days, I'm at that point, to be honest, I can't fucking
I don't know.
That's some self restraint, brother, to do that for a month.
My sex drive would not like that.
No, bro.
I did no fat for like a good month and a half once.
And why?
You're just torturing yourself.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just trying to figure it out.
It's a fucking it's a it's a it's a practice in in self restraint is how I did it.
But you know, no, not November, no, not November is a fucking meme.
No, no, no, no, it's it's about self.
It's about self fucking restraint because everybody wants to fucking jerk off all the
fucking time.
We have a no nut policy on this podcast.
No, we don't.
Seriously, you're going to fucking like like think about it.
Think about how much of a fucking slave you are jerking off.
Like when you stop doing that shit, you are fucking like you're a different person, man.
Bro, if I stop fucking jerking off, I turn into fucking square.
Bro, you're a fucking to eating because you fucking eat food every day.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not the same thing because it's just something that yeah, literally something that
gives you dopamine.
So if I did that shit, my girlfriend would be like, do you not love me anymore?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Babe, babe, it's a practice of self restraint.
She'd be like, All right, I guess I just need to buy six fucking vibrators, asshole.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm not counting like like fucking as as that I'm saying like the jerking off part, like
fucking you can do, well, sure, like type shit.
But like if you're jerking off like fucking in high school, I was jerking off like four
times a day sometimes.
Yeah, obviously that's going to like deplete your dopamine because it's like just a huge
release of it.
Yeah, just like, um, you know, like taking a shit just like releases a little about a
little amount of dopamine.
But like the same thing, like, like when I was like fully into boxing, like I'm starting
to get back into boxing again, but like when I was like full into it before my fight, my
trainer would tell me not to jerk off for two weeks.
Like, and it fucking, it's a, it's, it's an actual thing because I like, I did.
And like, he would tell me not to jerk off for a month, but I did.
I jerked off two weeks into that.
And the next day in training, I was fucking like, I was off like, and he's just, and he
goes, be real with me.
Did you jerk off?
I'm like, yeah, man.
He just goes, dude, that's also said this on the last podcast, but like, like, I listened
to the, yeah, like it's a real, it's a real fucking thing, dude.
It's like a real fucking thing.
I know it was then too.
I'm just being a dick.
I'm just being a dick, man.
I didn't say anything.
I was gonna let it keep going.
So you're not getting the ring with me, buddy.
Let's go.
Come, come with me.
We'll fucking get in the ring.
We'll spar.
We'll fucking fight, bro.
Casey, how about you?
How about you get in the ring with me?
You want to fight?
We'll do it.
I will fucking fist fight you in the ring.
I will fuck you up.
I will fucking kill you.
Yeah, I'd probably be just because you're such a spaz.
Whenever you try to like fight me, you just like do no case.
I fucking know how to combo punch because I was a boxer.
Like also, can we, can we talk about what?
No, are you?
Oh no, we didn't talk about that on the podcast, but would you consider boxing a martial art?
Like that's, I think that's a good like conversation.
I don't know what the deaf, I feel like this is a fucking who wants to be a millionaire
person.
I don't feel like the definition of martial arts.
I don't think that boxing fits into it.
I'll try.
I'll try to look it up.
I don't even know what the definition to martial arts is, but I just like, be considered.
It very well could be.
I honestly have no fucking idea.
I really don't know.
I just feel like, let's see what the jujitsu Taekwondo like we tie.
Let's see what constitutes a martial art.
Martial art is any form of fighting and art that has a set way of practice.
So in that definition, boxing is a martial art.
I guess so.
So boxing, boxing is considered a martial art because it fits the definition of martial
art perfectly.
A combat skill that it can be used for self-defense and also be considered an art.
And it is a, it has a set, a set rule set and a discipline for it.
And because I've had this argument with people because I've been a boxer for six, seven,
eight years, maybe 10 now.
But Muhammad Ali trained Tyler.
Yeah.
Me, me, me and Cusplone fucking were, he was my trainer, but we, uh, low Creed was your
arch enemy.
Yeah.
But like, I had this argument with like, with like jujitsu guys and there's like boxing
is not a martial art.
I'm like, it is a martial art because it is a combat focused self-defense thing that also
is a set practice and a set set of rules with discipline.
Like that's, that's like the, the definition of a martial art.
So like even like sounds like it's a martial art.
Did you ever hear of Saunders told me about this, but there's this one country where martial
arts was banned and they made a, a martial art where it's like dancing, but also fighting
at the same time.
So they actually, they, they got away with not being a martial art because it looked
like dance.
That's fucking stupid.
No, but that's like an actual thing.
Like, like they did that and like the fighting style looks fucking, I forgot the fuck name
or like Kung Fu.
The Korean soldiers know martial arts, South Korea.
I mean Americans, Americans are trained in boxing, like in the military.
I trained in hand combat.
Boys, we should do a podcast from North Korea.
Yes.
Kim Jong-un, if you're listening, we'd like permission to interview.
That's our end.
Yeah.
We've been in touch with him.
So it's going to, this could work out in our favor.
Yeah.
He gave us KP, KP Rara, the Brazilian dancing martial art.
How the fuck do people break fucking bricks with their hands?
That's actually, it's not like a force thing.
It's how you hit it because I've had to break boards, but like I've never done like stone
bricks or anything, but if you catch it with your palm the right way, when you go down
with it, you're actually putting like your whole body's force into breaking it.
My sister can do that.
Because like, I had to do it before.
I'll kind of show you like a quick demonstration of it, but when you do it, you kind of stand
like this and when you go down, you kind of push your whole body into it.
Like when you see like my body turn, when I do that, like when you go like this, you
kind of push your whole body down into the, into the thing.
And just to describe to the listeners what Tyler's doing, he's essentially humping Casey's
chair.
Yeah, sure.
Oh my God.
You heard that your, uh, your buddy, Pat Robertson died.
I don't know who that is.
Pat Robertson.
I'm from, uh, the seven, the 700 club, the Christian show.
I never watched 700.
Dude, that shit's scary.
I remember, I remember that was one of the shits you'd be fucking.
You remember the memes this week of like him and the devil and he's like right where he
belongs now.
No, no, any televangelist thing?
That's funny as shit.
Can I talk about this?
Like have we talked about like televangelists yet?
Oh, fuck televangelists.
Fucking Joel Oelstein.
Fuck that guy.
Can I, I just remember I would, you'd be fucking, you'd be homesick in elementary school, middle
school, be listening to fucking satellite TV.
Yeah.
The 700 club.
Yeah.
And you just watch it and you wouldn't know what it was at first.
You'd be like, huh, what's going on?
Like, what's this guy talking about?
Like this is pretty cool.
And then he just dropped the bomb at the end where he'd be like, and then Jesus saved,
saved us all.
And you're like, oh fuck, it's one of the goddamn religion.
Yeah, but Pat Robertson looked like he was 90, like 20 years ago.
So that's true.
He's a fucking.
I have a huge, huge problem with televangelists.
Oh, me too.
I have a huge issue with them because he's got beef with you guys.
Watch out.
I was gonna come and fuck you.
I challenge you to a boxing match.
I'll give you six months to prepare.
Come on the fucking pod.
Come on the pod.
Joel Oelstein.
See what fucking happens.
Joel Oelstein, I will fucking send you an email right now.
We will fight in Madison Square Garden.
Mother fucker.
Well, I will meet you in Madison Square Garden.
I will give you six months to prepare.
Me and you, mano a mano, in the ring.
Jesus is real soldier.
We'll come out of that.
We're gonna fucking curb stop you.
Ring that bell, Ali Mack.
You're gonna get your shit fucked.
Actually don't, cause you're fucking.
I'll ring the bell.
He's ringing the bell.
Get over here.
We'll open the door.
And fucking break your jaw, bitch.
During Hurricane Harvey, actually.
Joel Oelstein, I'm coming for you, motherfucker.
You're on our fucking shit list.
Come at me, brother.
Joel Oelstein, if you're listening to this, and I know you do, you're one of our fucking
listeners, Joel Oelstein.
Mother fucker, I see you in the street.
It is fucking on site.
It is on site.
It is on site right now, because he's gonna be the hitman you're never gonna expect.
It is an on site rivalry, buddy.
I see you coming up on my fucking street.
I'm gonna pop six caps in your fucking ass, Joel Oelstein.
You come on.
You're like fucking Grove Street in this motherfucker.
To judge.
You come up on To judge.
You look at me, Joel Oelstein, I'll fucking pop a cap in your fucking ass.
I pull out my nine.
Gat, gat.
I'm coming for you, Joel Oelstein.
I'm coming for you.
I'm coming for your throat, Joel Oelstein.
Tyler had a lot of caffeine today.
I'm coming for your fucking throat, Joel Oelstein.
It's on site.
Come up to New York.
Come up to New York, Joel Oelstein.
I'll pop a cap in your ass.
God damn.
So Joel Oelstein actually during Hurricane Harvey, he had like three acres.
Oh yeah, fuck that guy.
He had a bunch of land.
A huge house.
And he didn't let anybody in for shelter.
He was like, fuck them.
I'm gonna make a, I'm gonna make a.
He belongs.
He lets people, he lets these like huge arenas of these like massive churches of people in
so he can get their money.
Yeah.
It's just a fucking, it's all about the money.
I'm gonna make a, I'm gonna make an image for our, for our, our, our thing.
I'm gonna do it.
It's gonna look like the Kill Shot fucking logo from fucking Eminem.
Religion.
And then we're gonna be, we're gonna be in contact with this guy's lawyers like tomorrow.
Dude, I would be like on site.
On fucking site, Joel Oelstein.
Be like Joel Oelstein, we've just got reports that the Untitled podcast has targeted you.
Would you like to press charges?
I'd be like, yeah.
On site.
He'd be like, yeah.
And with the millions and millions of dollars he's made off of a fucking church scheme,
we'd be ruined.
Dude, you remember that dude that walked across like Niagara Falls on the fucking wire?
I remember the guy who did that shit between the two, the twin towers.
It's the same guy.
They were still a thing.
Same guy.
I'm sorry.
Pretty bad.
Whoops.
My bad.
No, the guy that was still, he like walked across the Grand Canyon.
Yeah, I remember that guy.
I think Joel Oelstein was like his preacher, his like, he had like a priest come, I think
it was Joel Oelstein.
It was like a tele, televangical.
Fucking hate that guy.
Fuck that guy.
I'm gonna fucking, oh, Joel Oelstein.
Remember he reels you in with the first 30 seconds of the episode and that's over.
So as a Catholic, Joel Oelstein is the most fucking heretic person I think I've ever fucking
seen.
He preaches prosperity gospel, which in Catholicism is a fucking major sin.
He is known as, what the fuck are they called in the Bible?
I'll figure it out later.
It's just targeted towards people's grandmothers that still have it.
No, but the thing is, the thing is, in the Bible.
It literally talks about people who will use faith and preaching as a form of monetary
thing.
Like priests are supposed to take a vow of poverty.
Like that's like a big thing that priests have to do.
They had to take a vow of poverty so they don't like, like they get paid by the church,
but they basically just get paid to live.
Like they don't, they don't get any like bonus.
Catholic churches take donations.
They do, but that goes to like, like it used to go directly to the, to the Pope.
But now because we, we've changed like a, like kind of how we do it.
All that shit goes to like the poor.
It goes, goes to the Pope.
The it used to go to the Pope.
Yeah.
It's the Pope.
No, the Pope is a great guy.
Like what?
Fucking shit.
Let's fucking grass.
If you come in here, so you fucking pop a tech nine on your bitch ass, you donate money
to some rich guy in Italy.
Oh my God.
I'm going to wipe the fucking floor with your teeth.
Bitch.
Fuck the Vatican.
Stop molesting kids.
I leave Max off the rails too.
So when you donate to the Catholic church, you were donating to the old guy in the, in
Italy that already is rich.
You used to now it's not, now it's not.
So you're basically like paying for his sex dolls and shit.
Jesus Christ.
Well, my goodness gracious.
So Joel Osteen is literally fucking, it is the epitome of anti like a anti religious
shit.
What about Peter Popoff?
I don't know who that is.
Oh, you ever seen Peter Popoff?
He's that guy he used to do commercials, sell like miracle water.
He would sell this like miracle water and it would be, people would buy it and be like,
Oh, you saved my life.
And I got like $20,000 in my mail.
Deputy pasta.
My man, my man pasta.
Dude, he posted.
What happened?
He posted our group chat.
Pasta.
I didn't, you know, he's still alive.
But if you pop off would sell this miracle water to like like people like dumb people,
right?
And they'd be like, Oh, he'd have like testimonials where people would be like, Oh, I got $20,000
in my mail after drinking the miracle water.
It was just like these little bottles of like holy water or some shit and he would like
preach to people and you never saw those commercials on TV.
I know I have a piece of shit.
I think he probably got sued recently.
I think I fucking shit.
He's another one of those televangical guys that uses religion for profit.
Yeah.
God, I, I wish I, I pray to God this upcoming school semester and I really don't think it's
going to happen because this is a third of the attendance of the, the last college I
went to.
Um, fucking what the fuck am I saying?
Okay.
I went to Hudson Valley community college.
That was a, it's a bigger school.
Yeah.
Fucking they would be the most batshit fucking preachers all the time that would come into
the quad there and just like preachers at the college.
Like in like the, because it's just like a open, there's like this open pavilion in Hudson
Valley where you have people that it's not like they sign up to do it or something.
They just come in and it gathers a crowd because this person starts yelling.
They use the college as their platform.
So like, they don't like, they don't like forbid people from doing that.
No, no.
It's, it's, they have no speech.
They, you can't, yeah, but they have no read the trespassing.
They don't go to the school.
They're not really essentially trespassing.
There's nothing saying that you can't go on most college campuses.
Sure.
You can, but if you're going to like make like a public thing like that, I feel like
you have to have some kind of permission.
Why the whole point of college is like, but it's not public though.
Right?
No, it's
a bunch of fucking, a bunch of college students just gather.
I can't just walk into the high school right here and go to a classroom and start preaching
about fucking a college is different.
So I can just walk into a college and like start preaching about conspiracies.
Yeah, I actually saw that at least you could definitely do that at Hudson Valley.
Yeah.
Like, cause this, I saw some people with some outlandish fucking claims.
They were telling everybody that they were fucking going.
I think I talked about this in one of the episodes.
I'll keep it short, but there was this one dude who was saying that like, if you jerked
off once, you went to hell.
Like if you fucking smoke weed ever, you went to hell.
If you dressed like a whore, you went to hell.
And everybody was just laying into this guy and he just kept coming back with like his,
like he did not back down and he was getting people riled up.
And I remember this fucking, oh fuck, this rainbow haired check got really angry.
I've got really angry at what this person had to say because they went back and forth
a couple of times and she was like, well, I'm a fucking lesbian.
Like how's that make you feel?
And he's like, I think you're going to fucking hell.
She was just like, you can't say that to me.
Like blah, blah, blah, blah.
And he's like, why the fuck can't I say, I believe that you're going to hell.
He's like, do you need to be with the opposite sex?
Fucking call yourself whatever you want.
You're going to hell.
People like that.
You can't change the well, the best part is the best part is, and I remember it was just
like profound to watch as a student because there's this crazy fucking dialogue between
these people.
She fucking runs up to the guy, steals his sign that like has this, like you're going
to hell on it, I think is what the fucking sign said, grabs it and starts trying to run
away for way with it.
A peace officer fucking tracked them down and fucking destroyed them.
And they're like, you can't touch his shit.
You can't fucking do that.
Like that's his right to fucking say what he wants to say.
You can't just grab his shit and try to fucking free.
I support everyone.
And that was, I just remember it.
We all fucking cheer do.
Even though I thought the dude that was saying all this shit was an asshole, like this fucking
Karen that came up was also a huge asshole.
So like when the peace officer guy, everybody was just like, yeah, like fuck you.
As much as I disagree with what they're saying, there's like no idea.
I'm not going to fuck their day up.
Let him say this shit and let's grill them.
I don't want to steal his sign.
It's just, you're losing your temper.
There's no part of arguing with people like that.
Like you're not going to change their beliefs.
Somebody that that's far in one that far in one direction.
That's why I like started.
I stopped arguing with fucking people on Facebook.
I love it.
Wait, do you have a T on fight there on fucking site?
Yeah, I do.
Who is that?
I just didn't know.
It's Joel.
Oh yeah.
Send that to me.
I'll make that the picture.
Tyler fights Joel.
Yo Joel.
If you are out there fucking sign up, come to my fucking basement and we'll have a fucking
fight club.
Yep.
No holes barred.
Just no pulling hair.
No kicking nuts.
That's the only two rules.
Do you think everything else?
Do you think that you get anything out of arguing with people like that?
No.
Do you like do you like arguing with that?
So the thing is, is that essentially at the end of the day is if you find two people that
are in that same spot in my experience doing like debates and stuff and I was always really
good at doing it, but I didn't like doing them, but I do like these debates in college
classes and it was fucking cool.
How are we doing?
Dan is here.
Fuck Joel Olsteen.
I'll fucking kill him.
I feel like we're jumping into a good topic, Dan.
I feel like you're going to like this.
We're talking about if you like debating with people that like you know are set in their
ways.
Yeah, of course.
That's the thing.
He does.
So that's the thing is I was the same way because we'd go into these political science
courses and I fucking couldn't give a shit about college at this point, but I did know
a good chunk about politics.
It's just all I looked at in my free time.
So when I walked in these classes and at the time I was left wing, but I was not like a
left wing extremist, we do these debates and it would just be like, it would just be like,
all right, let's hear it.
And it was like an even split of people that were on the left and the right.
And it was just like, it would always come down between me and this other chick and we'd
just be trading points.
And it was just, we were trading blow after blow and we had perfect counter arguments
to both.
And like, it was just a matter of like who lost, who lost their cool first because it
was like, eventually you're just going to get frustrated that like you can't express
your view to them.
But some people are like set and so set in their own ways.
They're like not going to change their mind.
Yeah.
But you can make those people angry though.
Yes.
Yeah.
That's the thing.
Because they see that their arguments are flawed.
Yeah.
You just, you just need to beat them in their argument, but you've got to be good to do
that with some people.
You got to put it in a way that makes sense to them because you can make a good point
and they can just disregard it.
That's what I do to Tyler.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck.
Tyler, do we have a comeback to that?
I feel like you need to take a stand after that.
Wait, what?
Oh, come on, man.
God damn it.
What does your shirt say?
Oh, it's a twin peaks.
It's a show twin peaks.
Oh yeah.
Check this out.
Oh, that's awesome.
Where'd you get that?
Like on Amazon or something.
I don't know.
But yeah, dude, like you, you missed the part where I was like ready to tussle with Joel
Olsteen.
Like I want to, I literally want to fight Joel Olsteen.
Why?
I think he's got some good stuff.
No, no.
I want to fucking shit.
I want me and him, I told him six months, I will give you six months for a pair.
Meet me, Madison Square Garden, me, mano a mano, Catholic versus fucking televangelist.
See who comes down on top.
What's his fucking televangelist?
He's a fucking born again Christian.
He profits off of religion.
Fuck that guy.
That's Tyler's main problem.
Tyler, I feel like you could probably be good at that.
Oh, I would be great at it.
Did I ever show you guys my Southern Baptist impression?
Yes.
Yes, Tyler, you did the whole thing on an episode.
The other thing we did for like 10 minutes.
The other thing is that we were, we're calling each other out on topics that we know the
other has talked about now.
Everybody's getting that.
This motherfucker said that we were going to fight Canada in a war.
I think it's a great idea.
I was thinking that the other day.
Honestly, God fuck Canada.
If Canada wasn't a country, we wouldn't have, oh wait, fucking nothing.
They don't produce anything.
We have maple syrup here and it's better in New York.
He was saying that Canada was going to invade us.
If Canada invaded us, one, we would just be like, what the fuck are you guys doing?
We could just let that move.
You guys can come in with an enhanced driver's license.
You guys are basically part of the country already.
You don't need to invade us.
Even if they did invade us, we'd be like, all right, you guys literally have like fucking
no guns.
Like come at us.
We got like four guns in every house here.
Like just come at us, bro.
There are more guns than people in the United States.
Are there?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Well, there's like four for every person.
Right?
Just fucking.
I think I got it as an extreme as to just hunt down every Canadian.
I show you the gun that I'm looking at.
Did you know there's like a there's like one little US town that's like actually like in
Canada that shit?
It's weird.
Yeah.
It's like if you look at the border, I was watching a video on it.
Oh, I think it's by Michigan, right?
Yeah.
If you look at the border, there's one little square that goes up into Canada and they've
argued about like they should really be part of Canada, you know, because it doesn't make
any sense that the border would be straight all the way across.
And then there's just like one little square.
So it causes like some problems because they have to like treat it like an actual border,
you know, it's weird.
I forget what the name of the town is, but I've heard of that though.
We are basically where it's like there's some places where it's literally like across the
street.
Yeah.
Other country.
Right.
I've seen.
I feel like I've seen a couple of videos on that before.
Yeah, that's crazy.
In Canada is really, I mean, they're just, they're just about good for nothing.
I was reading this one record where this guy like fell and hit his head and he got a traumatic
brain injury and because he wasn't part of the medical system there, I think I talked
about this before.
I'm pretty sure they basically just shipped them back off to the U S. So like, yeah, we
can't help you.
They're like, they literally wouldn't do anything because he wasn't part of the national health
service or whatever they call it.
Oh, I got to tell you a story about that.
Socialized medicine.
I haven't worked this week off the book.
I want to hear it on the podcast.
No, you don't.
Is this the good one?
What?
Oh yeah.
Dude, the last dude, the fucking one, this one actually, this one, there you go.
Yeah.
Dude, this one right.
All right.
I'm fucking following that.
I can't let you do that alone.
That one rips with age.
Like the black one.
Yeah.
No, no, no, this one right.
This one caught us off guard.
I mean, you just did this one.
So I bet that's not going to be that.
But yeah, that one right with age.
All right, here we go.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's in my eyes.
Dude, it never gets old.
What about that one?
Oh, dude, my fucking eyes are watering.
Holy shit.
Something's happening up in my nostril.
Oh, did you know who?
Did you know who Pat Robertson was?
Who the fuck is Pat Robertson?
The guy from the 700 club that died today?
No.
The really fucking old guy.
Did Tyler know?
No, no, I didn't.
Get in the fucking ring, Joel Holstein.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
Come on, Joel Holstein.
Don't be scared.
What about the other one that looks like he's like older?
Oh, the fucking reptile man?
Yeah.
Fuck him too.
You want to fight me?
Madison Square.
Fuck him too.
Madison Square Garden.
He's a reptile man.
He's like an older one.
He's kind of really an asshole, it seems like.
Fuck that guy.
I like Joel Holstein.
That might have been Pat Robertson.
So why do you like Joel Holstein?
I got to hear the devil's ad for some point of view.
Hold on a sec.
Hold on now.
I'm going to pull up a reason why I like Joel Holstein.
I know.
Because he's got some good advice.
I want to hear the counter argument.
I want to see if I can get swayed here.
Hold on.
Dude, people in Hurricane Harvey were like begging to get in his house or shelter, and
he was like, fuck him.
I just got new carpeting.
Oh, would you let him in?
I just got new carpeting.
Yeah.
Fuck that guy.
Dude, he has like a huge fucking mansion.
Dude.
No, it was his fucking church.
It wasn't his house.
It was his church.
Oh yeah, his church.
That's even worse.
Yeah.
He wants people into his church to make money.
That man is not a man of God.
He is a fucking man of the devil.
He only lets them in when he can make money off of them.
Tyler, your face... Just to paint the picture to the listeners here, Tyler's face is burned
with passion right now.
Fuck that guy.
He is angry about this.
I will fight him.
Come on, Joel Olsteen.
Me and you.
Mind your own business.
And guess what?
Charity goes to actual charity.
Not to you, Joel.
Oh, that's why you won't fucking fight me.
Because you can't get a fucking thing from that, pussy.
Bitch.
Just before we listen to this, I just want to say what you said about Joel Olsteen, you
just described New York State to a T. Like letting people in.
No, because what they did is they made New York State a safe haven.
Isn't that what it is?
What it is when they- It's a sanctuary state.
Sanctuary state.
And then did you hear the thing that the mayor of New York City said?
No.
That he's asking people, because they're overrun with immigrants now, he's asking people to
let immigrants into their houses.
Yeah, fuck that.
Oh, Lord.
I think... You guys made it a sanctuary state.
You take in more money in sales tax than some small countries have for a GDP.
Why don't you fucking pay for them?
We all pay fucking taxes and you're in front of the mayor.
Or throw them into your house.
Don't fucking let them in.
Don't be a fucking sanctuary state.
Because guess what?
These fucking immigrants come in, and this is going to get fucking... This is another
canceled episode.
Yeah, I was going to say, I don't like where this is going.
God damn immigrants bring in my God damn hair.
These immigrants are going to come in.
God knows heaven.
It's like these fucking refugees from Syria and shit, they don't fucking do the thing
because they're just like, well, we're all immigrants.
It's like, yeah, when our family came over as immigrants, we fucking became part of the
country.
We followed the rules of this country.
We fucking made it.
We didn't have to be like, oh, I'm moving here.
I'm going to change the rules for me.
We never heard of Ellis Island.
Ellis Island, motherfuckers.
It's not a very happy place.
We made it through there.
So I like potatoes.
So our fucking Irish came over.
We're probably cousins, Ali Mac.
I think we're all cousins, probably.
But I'm German and Irish.
Like motherfuckers, I'm an angry motherfucker.
It would be hilarious if we were all related.
Have you ever done your 23andMe?
Have you done your 23andMe?
I have not.
Have you?
The DNA thing?
Yeah.
I know what I'm going to get.
You should see how far back it is until we're all related.
Did you see a guy that looks like a combination of all three of us?
I did the ancestry.
Four.
He's like 5'6", like me, has Casey's face, Tyler's glasses.
Mine only.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
So you didn't do your 23andMe.
I know.
We don't know.
No, but we all, like all our ancestors came over.
And when we came to the country, we came with the knowledge knowing that the country's not
going to change for us.
Our ancestors had to change for the country.
I honestly think you're giving, you're giving my ancestors a little too much credit.
I think they just came over looking for food.
I actually did my whole family.
There wasn't a whole lot of that going around.
No, but fucking these new immigrants that are coming over that I have an issue with.
These new ones, yeah, let me tell you something about these new ones.
I don't mind letting them in, but don't let them near the pressure cookers and marathons.
That's all I'm saying.
I think these guys come in and they want to change.
They want to change the fabric of America.
They don't want to fucking become like if you want to come over and what's the word
like when you when you become part of something integrate, integrate into society.
That's fine.
But if you if you want to come over and you want to change like everything to your country's
rules, you fucking left that country because it was a piece of shit.
You came to America because the greatest goddamn country on the planet that has ever existed
and will ever exist.
I agree with that.
I disagree with with that, though.
I feel like these people that are coming over the vast, vast majority of immigrants are
just looking for a livable wage.
They're not the best and brightest anymore.
They're setting over all these fucking retards.
They're not coming over with a fucking massive political agenda.
Yes, they are, because look at all these Chinese fucking burgers, dude.
Let me talk.
My friend, there was a good nun here, my friend.
But these guys come over and they're like, oh, and like they fucking they're like, this
isn't Sharia law.
So I'm not fucking following the fucking rules.
Like they want Sharia law for this fucking country.
And that's never going to fucking happen.
If they try to do that shit, there's going to there's going to be some there's going
to be some shit that happens.
All right.
It's not going to, though.
They want to, though, like all these like in the in the in the Quran, the Sharia law
is how the world is supposed to be in their religion.
Like Sharia law is how it's supposed to be.
And any place that's not Sharia law, it needs to be changed into that type shit.
Good luck.
Yeah.
Good fucking luck.
You try to enforce that shit over here.
There's going to be some fucking bad shit that happens.
Well, there's no you're never going to find a majority that's going to.
I'm waiting for the pope to call for the fucking ninth crusade.
Isn't it interesting that all those countries with those weird fucking Sharia law and like
head coverings?
They're all shit.
They're all the ones that like kill people in the in the street embassies.
Yeah.
They don't have nuclear weapons.
It's like so I don't know.
It's like, what the fuck are you going to do?
Like I want to go see Jerusalem every time they tried to do that shit.
That's been pretty quick.
No, but the thing is, the thing is, but the thing is, you can't go to fucking Jerusalem
now as a fucking American or anybody who's not a Muslim, because if you go to like Jerusalem
or some shit and you are not fucking following their rules, they'll fucking throw you in
jail or worse, kill you.
Like I want to go and see where like my holy land is, but I can't do that because of all
this fucking shit that's going on.
Your holy land.
Like Catholic holy land is in is in Jerusalem, too.
That's where Jesus was born.
That's where all that shit was going on.
Yeah.
It's crazy because all three of the world's major religions all stem from like right in
Jerusalem.
Every single one of them has a holy.
But was that always Jerusalem?
Yeah.
I think it was Jerusalem over there like Jerusalem because I thought it was more towards Iraq.
No, Jerusalem is in is like half of Jerusalem's in Palestine and half of Jerusalem's in Israel.
Like that's like, oh, Jerusalem.
Okay.
Yeah.
Jerusalem is where Palestine is not a recognized country is where Jesus like did.
Actually, Israel's not a recognized country because want to Palestine.
You're right.
Like, it depends on who you ask.
You can't go to fucking Nazareth and see you like that shit.
But like if you're Muslim and you go over there, like they fucking celebrate you.
If I go over there as a Catholic, I'm going to get killed.
Really?
Yeah.
That prejudice.
They're that prejudice over there.
Like if you are not only if you're not like Arab, if you're white and you're not a Muslim,
you're fucked.
Type shit.
Are we campaigning for a crusade here?
I am said I'm waiting for the pope.
I'm waiting for the pope to call for a ninth crusade and I'm flying to fucking the Vatican,
dude.
You know, it's crazy.
How like the first crusade with AR 15.
I was going to say something, but I'm not going to just our bank accounts and get shit
off.
Let's just say something about Israel, but we love Israel.
God's mercies are new every morning, not every afternoon, not every evening.
Each morning, receive the new mercy.
Fuck that guy.
He's got some good motivational speech.
No, he doesn't.
He's a piece of shit.
Fuck.
I don't know if this is a good one, but it's nothing.
Come on, get out.
We got Casey on the piano here.
You need to set your mind when you get out of bed.
Father, thank you for the gift of this day.
Fuck.
How did you know I like this guy?
This guy's a piece of shit.
I want to fucking end him.
This is the shit he's saying.
His fucking accent alone is pissing me off.
I'm going to live this day to the full.
Let me find a better one.
No, no, no, no.
I don't think I can be swayed on this one.
I am an ascendance of fucking Templars who fucking fought in the Crusades, brother.
I am a fucking... What the fuck?
Even though I might not agree with Tyler's religion, I do respect the fact that this
guy is literally just going in and just collecting on people.
Bro, why are you hating the game?
I hate that guy because he's fucking blasphemous.
I was saying... I can't wait because he's going against the beliefs of the religion.
Even though it's not a religion that I follow, he's just praying off of people.
I can only imagine it.
The vast majority of people... I said this earlier, but I feel like the vast majority
of the people that give money to this guy are fucking old people that are just like,
oh yeah, fucking tell it how it is.
All right, let me fucking send my little bit of fucking retirement.
Every Christian religion that is not Catholic is fucking heresy.
Geez, that's a bold statement.
I was playing devil's advocate.
You lost me on that one.
So far, okay, we demonize every religion except Catholicism.
Yeah, you lost me there.
I agree that a religion... I just think it's wrong that he's praying... I think anybody
praying off of people that follow a religion for their own financial profit is horrible.
That occurs a lot.
Even though I'm not religious, that shit's still fucked up.
I fucking hate him.
I don't know.
Don't be jelly, bro.
I'm going to fight him.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm going to fight him in the Boston Square Garden.
It's going to be on site.
I'm not jelly, bro.
I think they're horrible people.
I would hate myself for that.
It's going to be fucking on site.
You're telling me it's like if you just had to do what he did and you could drive a fucking
Bentley everywhere, you're not going to do that?
No, because I fucking would not betray...
You'd rather live the life of go get the stair chair.
You'd rather do that?
No, because I am not betraying my religion because I'm a fucking... because I could
get money off it because that is the most fucking heretical shit that you can do.
Bro, do you think the guy that fucking started Scientology believes a quarter of the shit
he says?
He doesn't believe anything.
He was started as a joke because he said he could start a religion and he did.
I know.
Now it has a mass following and people get fucking brainwashed by it.
There's fucking celebrity.
What the fuck?
Tom Cruise, he's a fucking Scientologist.
No, he left Scientology.
Wow.
He fucking grew a brain stem.
Congratulations to Tom Cruise.
Who's the fucking guy from Greece?
Travolta.
Yeah, he's a fucking...
He's a huge Scientologist.
Yeah, and he's also a fucking creep.
Why is he a creep?
He fucking... Dude, he had some shit that he fucking got in trouble for a long time
ago.
What?
He's fucking... You got to look into it.
It was some shit with massages and he was gay and he was...
Dude.
Bro, I got to look it up.
It's been a long time.
You need to pull up your references on this because it sounds pretty vague.
Bro, okay.
I will.
Joel Olsteen on site, motherfucker.
Come up to New York.
I'll pop a cap in your fucking ass.
I'll pull out my fucking nine and pop a cap in Joel Olsteen's ass.
Fuck you.
People don't get to just be gay and then all of a sudden they're not.
Well, he was gay.
They don't get to change their mind?
John Travolta accused sexual battery by male masseur.
What's the difference between battery and assault?
Come on.
That's like the thing they said about Elon Musk.
I don't believe that it was-
Trying to trade a hand job for a horse?
I don't know, bro.
I just think Travolta would believe it.
You wouldn't give someone a hand job for a horse?
Let's be real.
Depends on the horse.
I can see Travolta doing that shit.
Did you see the fucking group of people that actually has sex with horses?
That's a group of people out there that really fuck horses?
I'm going to be honest with you.
I prefer to stay away from those areas of the internet.
Tyler.
No, it's not even that.
I saw a fucking-
Horse.com.
Where people who fuck horses can connect.
Dude, they actually fucking- Dude, because I saw a fucking- It was a police show and
these two, this couple got arrested because the wife would get fucked by the stallions
and the husband would fuck the mares and they got fucking arrested for that shit.
That was a real fucking thing that happened.
He's like, there's a large group of us out there and you're just trying to keep us down.
Oh my God.
Fuck me.
Well, that goes back to the Mr. Hands thing.
That's pretty much the worst of that.
He got fucked to death.
I remember there was one for those fucking shock video sites.
I can't remember what it was called.
It was called Keep Swinging or something, where it was this dude who it's a fucking-
It's a fuck nugget essentially, which is somebody who has all four of their limbs amputated
and they're getting penetrated by a guy who was on a sex swing who's also the same situation,
a fuck nugget essentially, but they have one below the knee amputation and they're shoving
that below knee amputation in and out of the other dude's ass while on a swing.
I just remember I saw that shit and I was like, what?
I think maybe a World War is in order.
Just to control alt delete.
I don't know.
Was it like this before World War II?
Definitely not.
Did you ever do that shit before World War II?
Did you ever see the shock video of the fucking jar guy?
Did you ever see fucking jar guy?
I have heard about it.
Dude, it's bad.
I've never seen any of these.
Dude, that's bad.
He shoved the fucking jar up his ass.
I want to think about it.
It shattered.
There was so much blood.
Oh God.
Like, I've seen-
Don't do it.
Dude, I've seen actual murder scenes and there was more blood from that guy than the murder
scene.
God, remember when it was just as innocent as Keep Swing.
Not Keep Swing, it was fucking meatswing.com.
Or two year old one.
MeatSwing.com.
MeatSwing or Meat Spin.
Meat Spin.
You spin me right around me.
It was just an innocent website that just showed a penis and it was going around in
helicopter formation.
Twirling like that.
I don't remember that.
I think we went to that school.
And then you got any fucking good jar man over here.
Dude, Two Girls, One Cup was-
Every day we strayed farther from God.
Was fucking- Like, remember when Two Girls, One Cup was like the craziest shock video
out there?
Never saw it, dude.
I mean, at that point, my buddy made me watch a video on fucking bloodshows.com where I
remember this fucking- I mean, there was a bunch of brutal fucking cartel murders and
shit that were on there in prison.
And then there was other ones where people were getting decapitated in the Middle East
with fucking chainsaws and shit.
I remember I watched that shit as a kid and I was like, wow.
I'm having no emotional response to this.
I don't really feel anything, but I feel really nauseous.
I remember that was my response as a fucking eight year old.
And then now in my career, I'm just like, I see this shit, I'm like, oh.
Did you ever see the documentary on the Brazilian fucking prison riot where they fucking just
chopped up everybody's bodies and shit?
Oh yeah, that was a massacre.
Dude, there's just heads and arms and legs.
That was on bloodshows.
Yeah, dude.
There's just fucking- And it was just pictures of fucking-
Yeah, it was a picture.
It was in the fucking prison yard, right?
And there's just bodies.
And a bunch of guys had fucking cleavers and machetes somehow.
And they just started fucking hacking the others to pieces.
Yeah.
And it was fucked.
Yeah.
I don't know.
You can watch the industrial machinery videos.
And I know we talked about this way early, one of the earlier episodes of the podcast.
Yeah, the fucking one where the dude got caught up in the fucking spiel and fucking smashed
his head on the ground.
The shock value from that comes from the fact that these are in, for the most part, they're
all innocent people.
But when you- And it's just like, wow, they made one mistake and their fucking life's
over.
But then these other ones, it's just fucking the gore of it.
Yeah.
I remember there was videos of people that like, fuck, one of the awful ones I saw.
Guys laying down on the train tracks.
Oh, he gets severed.
Intentionally kill himself.
Yeah.
And it was just like, it fucking happens.
And then the dude's girlfriend's in the video and made it there a couple of minutes too
late.
And the whole thing's subtitled.
And it's just like, damn.
Did you ever see- We fucking sunk so low.
Did you ever see the fucking- Why are we uploading this?
Did you guys ever hear the Bjork stalker?
No, what's that?
So you know like the singer Bjork, right?
Like the fucking Icelandic bitch.
Like shit like that.
Oh, Bjork.
Yo, I watched this video of her.
You ever see that one with the robots and they're fucking?
Yeah.
That's the weirdest video I've ever seen.
So there's this guy.
I'll be right back.
But there's this dude who is stalking her, legit stalking her.
And eventually, it is all online.
These entire fucking downward spirals online.
Fuck.
I tried to avoid that.
Gucci.
Is it good?
We're good.
Is it good?
I watched that video in college of the robots.
My teacher showed up.
I was like, why are you showing us this in the middle of English class?
Yeah, but the Bjork stalker, this motherfucker would like, he's like this fat fucking deranged
looking dude.
And the entire time he's fucking saying how he belongs with Bjork and shit.
And eventually, I got to look up who this is.
So eventually, he fucking sends an acid bomb to her house.
And the acid bomb that went to her house got intercepted by the post office or whatever.
So she never got it.
But then this guy also filmed the video afterwards of him in his house.
And he put a canvas behind him and he shot himself with a fucking pistol.
And the thing was, he's like, I'm going to make a masterpiece with my fucking brain.
And then fucking shot himself.
But the thing was, there was a drop of blood on the canvas.
That's even better.
Yeah.
That's even more of a masterpiece.
Just one little drop.
But he shot himself with a fucking nine millimeter.
So it didn't blow out completely.
You should have done a 45.
But he shot himself with a nine millimeter.
And he obviously got fucking, he killed himself.
But it didn't blow out the back of his head on the fucking, it's like a fucking little
bit of a blood splatter.
And it's not fucking like, but this dude was fucked insane.
Look up the Bjork Stalker and you'll fucking see this guy.
He's fucking.
Bro, did they sell that painting?
What?
Did they sell that painting?
No, they probably could.
Do you see that one painting with just a blank canvas that sold for like a million dollars?
Yeah.
Fuck.
People are so fucking stupid.
I know.
People with money are fucking stupid.
Did you ever see the Banksy where he fucking shredded half of it and then like they tried
like to stop it and then they sold it for more money after it was half shredded?
What was this Banksy?
You know, like the guy who's like fuck like the art world, he's just doing it for fun
or the one that's just like a banana tape to a duct tape.
Yeah, I was like why it's like a masterpiece like and the artist is like yeah, that was
a joke.
I just wanted to see like how much money people would pay me for this shit.
Oh my God.
What did they pay?
They paid like probably hundreds of thousands of dollars.
They're like, oh, I understand it represents bondage of the human race.
Banana duct tape to wall.
But you guys seen Banksy before right?
Fucking like the graffiti artist, like he paints shit like this.
$120,000.
Like he's actually a really fucking good artist.
Like he does shit like that.
Oh shit.
Like he's like a really good artist, but like he's also a anonymous artist and he doesn't
sell any of his work.
What that banana just decompose?
Yes, so how is it?
How are people?
How is it still in the museum?
Right people are fucking idiots, but how does it not decompose?
They probably like sealed it or something.
Yeah, it's an air black.
It would be black by now.
You want to take a break real quick?
We'll take a break and you know, we'll be back on title podcast.
What is this?
Oh shit, what even is this?
It's fucking beautiful.
They buy you don't want this.
Don't want to do it.
I don't see like you to do it.
It's more potent now, isn't it?
We're back to untitled podcast.
Fucking beautiful day, baby.
Episode thirty four.
I like the songs.
Beautiful day.
What happened to thirty three?
We did two episodes last week.
Oh, that is a numbered episode.
What the last episode doesn't count.
It does.
We recorded like a long intro.
That was like side.
Yeah, I did.
Did you do like an entire intro to that?
Yeah, we did like forty minutes.
Yeah, I did.
I did.
Yeah, we did forty minutes before.
When I left, you did that?
Yeah, he was like he was fucked up and he was like let's go do more podcasts.
We fucking played a game of MLB.
Let's do it.
I don't think that can be counted towards the number total.
That's like that's gotta be like a fucking side content thing.
Why not?
It was like two hours.
All right, all right.
Ram-Ram.
Shut that shit up.
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Y'all gotta take a swift away my
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All right.
I also got one more. How do you both know about this? I got one more for you. I
don't know. I just stumbled upon it. It's like it's a meme.
So you guys over here of Ed Curry? No, let's hear about him. He's the guy who
invented the Carolina Reaper. He's like an expert. I got one more. This one's a
quick one.
This Robert Johnson.
You know about Bob Johnson.
Frankly, there is nothing that bad. No, it's not.
Casey, get in that shit.
What is this? I need some kind of explanation. Listen, Jesus Christ.
Damn.
I feel like we're starting to fixate on that a little bit on this podcast.
You know, things related to horse, like objects and horses. Well, hold on a
second. That's all you guys. Casey, what were you talking about? Oh, Ed Curry. So
he was trying to develop on. He was actually trying to do a
yes. Thank you, Tyler. Shall I use that as the the cover? No, no, no, no. You
gotta use the Joel St thing. I sent yes. Or are you going down the slide? So
now the Joel St will use the slide one another time and curry. This motherfucker
was trying to develop a cure for a cancer treatment, basically with cap
saison, and so he crossed these two fucking peppers and he's like yeah. I
was just trying to get something like like fucking sweet. He goes. I fucking
ate it and a fucking blew my brains out and
and he's like. If you eat it, you only have to do you only you should take
like you shouldn't eat more than like just this little slice like people who
eat these peppers like fourteen at a time. I was watching videos yesterday.
People, you fourteen of these and they just fucking the guy just fucking is
puking on the fucking ground.
You can have a peppers is gross. Jesus, I fucking told you guys that shit
happened to me when I ate one here. Black. That's why I don't want to do
it again. We saw it. Yeah, no, but I'm saying I fucking went home and I
said large. I was rolling around back and forth on the on the fucking
he goes. He goes. He goes. You got an abdominal pain after I answered by
corn hub right here. We fucking go. He goes. You got to chew it because that
way likes it doesn't like bind in your abdomen. If you chew it, it breaks up
more and it doesn't get that last on title runs and shut. I feel like if the
scientist really knew what he was doing, he wouldn't have made. So not really
scientists. He looks like a fucking hillbilly
uncensored. So I heard of our cocks. So he crossbred two peppers.
What he crossbred two peppers. He was trying to make a sweet pepper and it's
like sweet at first and that fucking hit you by our penis enlargement pills and
he goes.
So this is around to fucking day. This is around one million Scoville, you
sexual wellness under untitled the podcast dot com
two million Scoville's yeah. You know they actually use capsaicin as like an
external pain reliever. Oh, oh really? I think yes.
If you have a UTI, just
what do you mean?
There we go. No, you're going to fuck it up. I put your mic back on. Oh God. No,
I was just making a joke because you always got the supplements. I do. Yeah,
I would buy you need something. You want to try something? Yeah. You got any B
B one pills.
The last fucking thing you need is more B one dude. That was hilarious.
What is it? Yeah, he was sort of going off like a Hitler on map.
But he was saying that the reason that people like spicy food is because it
releases a bunch of dopamine every time. Does it? You know, and outside, yeah,
the capsaicin is really off the horse come dot com. I'm starting to believe
that yeah, yeah,
yeah, that's crazy, but we're gonna say oh, he also a a sauce that they used to
calibrate the machine that they test the school units. It was six sixteen
million. Oh my God, school heat units and he goes like my face was like numb
for like four hours again. He was like at a party or something and he goes. I
was just drooling like openly and my wife walked away from me and pretended
she didn't know. There's gotta be
there's. I don't know. There's gotta be a point where it stops doing anything or
it like starts causing harm. Does care to know because it's just your brain
thinking that you have something burning you, but it's not actually causing you
any harm. Really don't say it's not actually damaging your your taste buds.
No shit Tyler. I didn't even hear what he said for the last like three minutes.
Don't fuck a sandwich or you'll get a UTI. It doesn't actually damage your
taste buds. It just makes your brain think that you're getting burned. Wow,
and it really means to kind of counteract that as like kind of pain
relief. Oh shit, so that's why you get that dope. I saw my full should be legal
in the state of New York. What should be assault rifles? I don't know. I don't
know. Assault rifles. They are no. They're not.
You can't get a fucking fully automatic rifle in New York state. Oh well, a lot
of states. You can't get fully automatic. Well, that's an infringement on the
second amendment.
I don't know man, but if we want to go down that road, you see that tick tock
video of the the women in France with their fucking tits out protesting. Now
wait, wait, wait. Let me see this. Yeah,
I have a black makeup on and black skirts. That's hot where showing a big
hands. They were like protesting like the where's this video? It's right.
So without tick tock dude showing his look up, look up France, women's protests
or whatever. Let me see this video brother.
I want to see these these these goth girls with fucking their tits out.
Also, I love like the the women's right things being this like with their tits
out there. I say yeah, you're looking at my tits. I'm like yeah, because they're
out what year thanks for punishing me today like yesterday. Thank thanks for
showing me your tits. You're really punishing me right now.
Hold on a second. Feminist. This is a horror. They're all from like 2020.
Show me your tits. Well, here's one. We'll see. You don't actually have to show
me because you already are.
Come on. Did you know it's not illegal in New York State for a woman to walk
around with their tits out? Women in Paris to go topless to protest against
Vladimir Putin. Well, this one in France, not bad. I can't find the video though.
I don't see it. It was literally on TikTok. I thought you couldn't have nudity
on TikTok. How's this? How's that? Yeah, it was like that. She had shit written
on her chest like that. It was like that. But it was in French. That's that's
rough. But this one, I mean, I don't mind that. Oh, okay. I see what we're getting
at now. Damn, I was going to say maybe that first one should have stayed home.
I really think she's adding to the message too much there. It's not grabbing
anybody's attention. They're just looking away really quick. She gets arrested.
Nobody else does. She probably couldn't run away quick enough. Fuck, I don't know.
Did you look at your TikTok history, if you can find that? I think they have that.
Look at your TikTok. Yo, fuck TikTok. I don't like clicking. I just scroll
through the homepage. Yeah, but show me that fucking history, brother. How long
ago was this? Was this only today? It was like, I need to see this. Tyler, you
might be fixating. Then you can go to your history. He's like, show me, brother.
Come on, brother. I know you got it. Let me see. Tyler is so... Tyler now wants
to look at my TikTok history. Tyler, I don't think we can let you drink bang
again. Let's talk about No Nut November. I'll try to find it, Tyler. Okay. Okay.
And I got some strong opinions. And Casey, you did it again where you just don't
give an opinion on it. And I'm fucking getting your opinion on No Nut November.
My opinion? I think it's fucking stupid. No, no, no, no. Why? Let me tell you
about this. Because if you're trying to do no fat... Let's get to Tyler monologue
here. Me and Dan were having a conversation earlier and you were telling me this whole
thing where when you're sitting at that desk all day, you don't get stimulation at
all, right? You're saying you don't get any stimulation at all. And I was telling
you, you should come do boxing with me so you can get some shit going on. And then
I told you I was going to put a pin in that for this. But what I was saying, because
I was going to go into a monologue there, but like... Oh my God, it hasn't started
yet. Men need an outlet that like kind of like that. And like you are sitting at a
desk all day. You don't get any fucking like testosterone input or anything. But
doing like a combat sport, well, like a man should be able to vent out his shit. And
when you're doing a combat sport, it's like the closest you can get to doing that shit.
Because instead of being like hunter gatherers now, doing a combat sport, it's you
and that one other dude in the ring and you're just going at it. Right. Like it's a
different vibe because it fucking puts you into that survival mode that you're missing
so much in today's life. Bro, I'm telling you, like two years of like sitting at a
desk is like, like I said, I have to like think about like how to walk now. I wonder
if that actually lowered your testosterone levels. I mean, I would imagine because
dude, you need your testosterone comes around when things need to be repaired. Yeah. So
after you've been in a fight or something like that, you know, I found it. Fuck.
This is not the one I was watching, but the same protests. OK, they are going to go fuck
myself. Look at that. They actually do these guys. All right. I got to see this.
I mean, you know, I took French, but I fucking suck at it. Non coupable. That one
right there. Yeah, that's the she's a babe. She's a little chunker. Oh, it means not
guilty. She's a little flat. What are they protesting? God bless. God bless. That's
the thing. These people are protesting and I can't even look up what the fuck
they're protesting. It means not to problem is not guilty. What? Who's not
guilty? That could mean a lot of things.
Oh, okay.
Just this really the group is not a spank bank. Tyler
just saves things he wants to beat off. What else does it say in French on their
fucking look at it again? I got to look it up. So we got to find out what they're
protesting. I think it says on everybody. It says the same thing. Non coupable. But
isn't there something else? It has like Tyler and this I see included. I think we
might be fixing a little bit too much. No, I want to know what they're protesting.
What they just fucking took their fucking titties out of their bra. It's pretty sick.
Yeah, it is pretty sick. But look, I like titties as much as the next guy. How do
I pause it? I'm going to take a screenshot of that one. I screen shot it on the
perfect one. Tyler, I'll send it to the group for you. God damn. You know what the
problem is, is that when she lifts her arms up, it really makes her chest look
really flat. I got to get it on a different spot. I like how you literally can't
find this on the internet. I'm Google. I mean, the red head one. No, the brunette
one. Or the black hair one. At the end. Yeah, she's kind of a babe. Oh, that one? Yeah.
Oh, maybe we should look at the comments. I don't know. I'll look at the comment.
What does non coupable mean? He's not guilty. People are just saying beautiful.
Not bad. People are fucking putting winky faces. Lovely, surprised face. Not bad.
Some guys. These guys are in pretty good shape. Not going to lie. They're gorgeous.
Probably all vegans. Like the first set are some good ones. Not bad. Sounds fun. Get
some wine and get lucky tonight, baby. This country is very bad condition. So sad. What
the fuck does that mean? I have to imagine our listeners might be a little bit lost right
now. Oh yeah, I don't think they know what I forgot about that. Some guy says whatever
it is, they have my full support. We're still talking about the video with the one in
France with their tips out. I know, but we've been fucking talking about it for a
minute now. All right, Ali back. What do you want to talk about? How nice?
Hell yeah, that's a good demonstration right there. So no, not November. Yeah, that's why
I want to fucking talk about. We're talking about a little early. Oh, it's stupid because
you can only increase your testosterone for like about one week. And that's true. But
then there's no point of doing it after that. That's actually true, but there is because
so it changes. You go through a period. Actually, if you go like longer than a week, you
go to a period called a flat line, like where you actually are like less aroused by stuff.
It's like really, but you said you felt great. I was listening to an episode the other day.
You're talking about this. You said you felt great when you were not when you were doing
like no fab and you felt like you could be the president. Oh yeah, I mean, I felt like
I could boost to a fucking insane. Why is there so many tips on tick tock now? I probably
because your algorithm change. Yeah, I feel like I can tities. He's like how you find
it on tick tock guys. Let's reel it in here. Do tick tock. It's talking Jesus Christ
fucking awful. Fucking tick tock down. Jesus fucking Christ. Who gives a fuck about their
fucking tits and who's not guilty? I don't care. It's been like 10 minutes. I'm sorry.
Jesus Christ. I don't even have to talk on my phone. Dan, I'm sorry. I feel like I
detracted from it. It is like so degenerate. You can get sucked into it for hours. There's
just lesbians now on tick tock. Oh yeah. Also, then after lesbians make it out, there's
just some dude cooking pigeons. Lesbians make it out. Go back to that one. I want to see
that. Why do you need to post your tits on tick tock? I don't get it. I just don't
understand. Why do you need to post live version cooking pigeons? I mean, they're
literally cooking pigeons on tick tock. Look at that. You're being a fucking sheep right
now, Tyler. You're on tick tock. Someone's pealing it. There's another tit. Where's
another tit? Let me see. Let me see this shit. Dan, we're seeing the apocalypse in
front of us right now. What the fuck? Let me see. I want to see it. Oh my God. Oh,
that's a... I don't want to see that shit. That's gross. You guys. She's hot though.
I'm not going to lie. I know, but that's the thing. I'm saying you don't want to see
that shit, but you are. Guys, think about the listeners. They have no idea what's
going on right now. I hear the same thing and it's so stupid. Oh my God. Okay, I'm
done. I need a fucking stage a walkout here or something. I don't fucking know
what's going on. I'm about to get on tick tock. What the fuck? God. Dude, this
episode is going to give me a brain aneurysm. Dude. The best is when these
things are happening. I'm not having a meltdown about it. I was talking about
tick tock for some reason. I guess I just doesn't like to. Yeah, I don't
know. You know what? No, you don't like this. Me neither. I only are you telling
me you don't like it? What you said? I don't fucking want to see birth videos
on my fucking social. No, no, I don't care about that. I'm just saying tits are
great. Yeah, but why do people feel the need to put that shit on fucking tick
tock because I like looking at tits. Oh my God and protest videos are fine.
Take this videos are dude. That's like we can we talk about that to fucking
protest videos of people showing their tits. That's fine. You show one tit in a
sexual kind of thing. Right. You're banned. Yeah. What the fuck's up with
that? But if I wrote fucking something on my car, why can't I write trans rights
on my cock and post it on Facebook? Okay, because the intent of it is a political
movement. It's your free speech. He's got a point, but like if I just wrote like
if I wrote like trans rights above my dick, what would I be able to post that
on Facebook? Is it your dick erect or not? No, it's a soft dick, but then it
can get hard by the end.
The fuck did you just say?
As it gets hard, it says something else. The message transforms. What would it say?
I don't know. It's a protest thing that you could say. Fucking non culpable.
What could you say about that? Something like cool, like fucking God bless America.
It just comes out. It just says God. God. But then as it gets harder, it says God
bless America. Yeah. So why can't I post free the dick, bro? I wouldn't have enough
space on mine to write that. Free the fucking cock. Free the dick. You got my
support with that one. Then there's going to be a fucking free the vagina, and then
there's eventually going to be free the asshole where people just post the fucking
bottles around your asshole, like fucking protect trans kids or some shit. That's
what fucking society has become. You can literally show your dick, like free the
fucking dick, man, because Eric Andre was the fucking pioneer of the free the dick
movement because they had free the nipple, and free the nipple got out of fucking.
It got out there, and they're like, okay, yeah, free the nipple. Cool. Why can't we
have free the cock? Dude, it's just too aggressive. Free the cock. That's what I'm
saying. But listen, if it's soft, it's not aggressive. Then it's a protest. If it's
hard, it's sexual. There's a lot of exhibitionists out there that would just
love to jump on that. Exactly. Free the dick. Yeah. I don't think you're going to
get any traction with that one. Dude, would you go to a nudist colony, Dan?
You know, my buddy went to one. Really? Dude, he's done a little bit of everything.
This guy is just a little bit. Out there. He's out there. Yeah. He's done a little
bit of everything. I'm pretty sure he hooked up with a tranny.
But I think he had like a. Did he write trans right on his dick? Yeah. And film
it. He had like a meltdown after that and got all religious. Yeah, I think you told
us. Yeah. But yeah, he's telling me, he's like, yeah, you know, it's just chill. I
just went. You take your clothes off. He's like, it's not a weird thing. It's not
weird. But what if it gets hard? It's only weird to American people. But if you go
there, you realize it's like a culture and it's like cool. And it's like. But like,
what if you get hard? Like what? Like, like you're thinking hard. What's wrong with
that? No, but like it's fucking for the same thing. Hot ass chick walks by and
you're like, fuck. You're like, doing this. Like, do people look at you like you're
hard now? I don't know. If you're there, you're not really there to judge other
people. You're worried enough about yourself. Right. I think that I think it's
the opposite. You don't care about yourself at that point because you're completely
naked. You're you're fucking. There's both schools of thought. What's the point of
them, though? I don't know. Freedom. It's not like you can start beating off to
somebody and just be like, oh, you're walking by. It's not one of those Czechs
orgy houses. Right. I don't think it's like that. I don't know. I don't know if
it's a sexual thing. It's not. It's they're expressing their freedom. I mean,
I'm sure for some people it is. Yeah. But for like other people, like I just wish I
could be that comfortable naked. I mean, I fucking I'm fine, dude. I'd go to a
nudist colony. Yeah, dude. Like, I don't care about like I always wear like baggy
clothes and like super like super like, you know, baggy clothes and everything.
It's because I feel more comfortable when I have like like heavier clothes on. But
like if it like if I went to a nudist colony, I don't think I'd be like, you
know, like, oh boy, I'm covering my cock because I'm embarrassed type shit. I
would, you know, I just don't think I'd ever be in that situation. You don't need
to finish that. So what about like what if you what if you went to like a nudist
beach? Like it wasn't even a colony. It was just like a nudist beach. I just I
wouldn't understand the draw of it. Did you ever did you ever go skinny dipping?
It's it's it's nice. Like it's a it's a really nice feeling. You've never done
that. It feels it's free. Like you feel like like it's definitely a different
feeling than wearing swim trunks because when you're going skinny dipping, it's
like fucking like you feel everything like the water. Like it feels totally
different. It's weird. Damn. I mean, it feels like you have a water water like a
rudder that's going with my ex girlfriend actually had a fucking pool in her
backyard, which is probably the fucking coolest thing ever. But is it I could
think of a lot of cool things to have in a pool? No, it was just it was fucking
awesome. So you've been skinny dipping, right? Yes. So pools several several
times. Yes, I have.
So you got another picture. Oh my God. You got to let me see how red my eyes
are. Not the not the best time. I said, send me one of them.
No, you gotta use it. You gotta use the Joel St. One. That's the flash. The
flash wasn't it went until my entire face breaks out and suborak dermatitis to
take a picture of me, you son of a bitch. Say something, say something, say
something to make the guy laugh.
Horse come back.
That's much better. Oh, Lord. The sexy lighting. Yeah, I like it. But like like
so, you know, like the feeling of skin, it's a it's a different feeling out there.
It is. Yeah, it's got to be like fucking without a conamon.
Kind of like I don't I think you might be overselling it a little bit. I think
it just felt like swimming, but I wasn't wearing I'm not trying to be a fucking
cynical motherfucker here either. Say, I don't think it was that much different.
I mean, there was a little bit of taboo of like, holy fuck, are her parents going
to look out the window and see me fucking in a pool right now? What's an
above ground or an in-ground pool? Is an in-ground pool with lights in it. Just
go to the deep end, bro.
Yeah, but still, you'd be able to tell their fucking their room. Never mind.
Parents room overlooks the pool from the second story. And the pool is also down
a hill. You would be able to tell even through the water. You'd be like that
fucking ne'er do well, Alex. You're going to say something else there.
That fucking nice person.
Ne'er do well Alex is in that pool making bumping nasties with my daughter.
Did you bump nasties in the pool? Yeah, a couple of times. I never done that.
Is that bad for the pH of the thing? I feel like it would be. I feel like it has
to be. I mean, I feel like that's a problem that I didn't have to worry about.
Would you even feel it though? Because like, I feel like you wouldn't even feel
anything. So in this particular instance, she was very, very wet. So there was
still enough lubrication. I mean, it's underwater. So I'm pretty sure it'd be wet.
No, no, you'd think that. Then the second time we did it and she was like,
not feeling it that day. I don't know. She said she was, but I don't know. I
don't think it was her day. We had a rough day as a couple that day. I
always remember it was like it felt like fucking a, I don't. Cactus? It felt
like fucking a dry piece of paper. Like it was just like rough and it wasn't even
like, couldn't you like spread it and like get water in there? Well, could you
like spread it a little bit and get water to kind of lubricate it? No, the
water is not lubricating because it's got the fucking chemicals and shit in it.
No, it would definitely be. Bro, it's not. It's not. I'm telling you, dude.
Fucking tell me I'm wrong. The first time I did it. Great. Second time I did it,
which don't get me wrong, she was 100% consenting, but I think she. She was
a little bit too. I think she was a little bit too worried about her parents
seeing. So like she wasn't like able to like chill the fuck out and get wet and
shit. Isn't that fun? There's like a risk. Yeah, it's like more fun. Yeah, that's
why we had a great time. The first time, the second time she just had like bad
anxiety or something. Unless her dad comes out with a gun. It's like, get off
my property. He would have. He definitely would have. Did he have a firearm? He
had multiple. But no, what the fuck was I going to say, though? Yeah, no, there's
just no lube, though. Really? I swear to God, dude, that that water hurts you more
than it helps you. I feel like salt water would be worse. You can look it up. I
swear to fucking God, there's no way anybody has said. Did you ever piss in
the ocean? No, I've never done that. Dude, if you piss in the ocean, it fucking
hurts. Really? Like I did it when I was eight years old because, you know, you're
like, oh, I'm at the beach. Like I'm in the ocean like fucking and the fucking
bathroom is like fucking like a mile that way and I'm like I'm eight years old.
I'm just going to piss in the ocean. It's like in the ocean. Like there's a lot of
water. It doesn't fucking matter and then I piss it fucking hurt like it burned
like shit and I'm like I had to like cover my thing as I'm pissing because
like you know when you start pissing and you can't stop type shit like I was
doing that and I covered it and when I covered it, it got to do key. Look,
size bro. It felt it felt like it felt less burning, but like I'm never going
to piss in the ocean again after that like type shit. I'm not going to lie to
you. I've seen the Pacific and Atlantic and I have not had that. Because the
fucking salt goes in your dick. So you piss in the ocean, right? Yeah, dude, I
have too. I just didn't get the pain. Really? Yeah, it does hurt. It's thing a
little bit. It stings. I mean, like I can I guess I can like see how it would with
like all the sodium like being saltwatering because when you when you're
like sodium chloride fucking urethra opens up, right? Why don't you give us a
quick lesson on the tenacity of I'm just saying I pissed in the fucking ocean.
It's taking a MP. I want to get a little lesson here on the tenacity of fluids.
I mean, like underwater, that's the next. It's got to be the next chapter.
I don't know. Does he a hypertonic solution you're pissing into or a
hypotonic or isotonic? It'd be hypertonic. It'd be hypertonic. Yeah,
because it's all body. Yeah, yeah, works for me. So what's the
concentration grading? So how much piss would you have to piss into the ocean
before it's more pissed than ocean? My one fucking night where I don't have to
worry about school. Yeah, I'm just I'm just not going to do. No, no, I'm just
speaking of piss into the ocean enough. Like if everybody piss into the ocean
now every day now every single day, would it turn into absolutely not? No,
there's honest, no much water in the how many days, how many days of water?
How many days do you think it would take for humans to piss into the ocean every
single day and every single time that they had to piss, they had to piss in the
ocean? Well, it's mostly water with eight billion people. How long would it have
to take? How long? How many? How many months or days or years would be hundreds
of thousands of years? Dude, no, not realizing how, dude, you're not realizing
how big the fucking water has to come from somewhere. Yeah, so you're pulling
it from the atmosphere. It's made of water anyway. Yeah. So it would just be
so do you think diluted? You're okay. Let's do a lake then. How long do you
think it would take for a lake to fill up with human? Oh, what type of lake are
we talking about? Lake Superior is like a lake. George, how many like an eight
billion people pissed in that every single day? Do you think it would
eventually become all piss turns to water? Do we have to do the math? It's
going to get rained on. This is filtered out. It's going to continue to evaporate,
form clouds and then get rained on. Do you think if every single person, all
eight billion people, pissed in the lake, no turns a piss that? Yes, it would be
like a small puddle. What lake? Let's do Lake George. Okay, so let's, let's say
dude, you're not realizing how big the surface area of the entire fucking lake
is. How bro? How much and that's just like a little bit like a good day. You
could, you know, let's just say, let's say it's a really good day. You piss a
leader. You can't piss a leader unless you're like even if you did it just okay,
five hundred milliliters. Now we can do, you could do a leader if you, if your
bladder is like really full, so you will do fucking peak leader of piss. Yeah,
and how many so that's eight billion leaders? Yeah, eight billion leaders. How
many? What is that? Is there a bigger thing than leaders gallons? 250 to 400
milliliters. What? 250 to 400 milliliters per piss. Per piss? On average. KC was
almost thought I hit the nail on the head. So if you did that, how many liters of
water is in the fucking the lake? How, let's see, volume Lake George. This is
like the most autistic thing we've ever done. We got to a hot start. This is,
yeah, this is so far we're hard to figure out. Tick tock for 35 minutes,
two million, three thousand acre feet.
So two point nine. Like with piss and shit. If you was the piss of the
water. So it's five, five hundred million cubic meters of water. All right.
So cubic meters. So yeah, there's no fucking way the fucking billion. We
didn't read it as math pretty simply, right? Because 400 milliliters from eight
billion people is hold on. It's about have wait. So one kilogram is a ten
centimeter by ten centimeter block of water. Yeah, I think I think there's some
math in there we can. There is there is fuck. All right, gentlemen, hold on. How
many we're going to figure out how many, how many, how many leaders, how many
leaders you have that you have the know how many leaders are in a cubic
centimeter of water. We'll do that. I don't know if we want to. Wait, how big
is the leaders was the volume you came up in a cubic meter. So there's a thousand
liters in one cubic meter and there's five hundred million cubic meters in
Lake George. So we'll do well. And how many liters of piss was it? Eight
billion. Okay, I found how many gallons of water in Lake George. Two hundred
ninety nine. We're not doing down. So just convert it. No. So we're doing so.
So it's a thousand. It's a thousand liters per cubic meter and there's five
hundred million cubic meters in there. So it's a thousand times five hundred
million one thousand five hundred. Gentlemen, how are we going to factory
evaporate evaporation into this? I don't know if we are all right. So where did
the cubic meter come from? So I converted to leaders right. It's one point
one billion leaders
in Lake George. All right, so double that for the pest. Basically,
right, no, no, no, no, no, because there are eight billion people and divided by
two. If eight billion people are fucking pissing into that, so basically they
would fill it up eight times. So you can't just do this for a Vaughn math and
is that or eight times. I don't even remember. I'm still on the cubic meters
thing so you can actually piss. You could make a piss lake four times with
everybody four to eight times, four to eight times. You can fill up one day if
everybody gets the leader into it. We're fucking bombing right now talking about
fucking piss. All right, gentlemen, I got something for now. What if it was
I'm use Jack? You're talking all right, but you have to have it because it would
only four billion instead of eight million. Because what is this?
I like that.
Welcome back to
my name is Alex Trebek. I'm here with the three returning guests. We got our
returning champion entirely.
The savant savant alley back and we finally got Dan the vitamin man. I kind
of want the loser to take a bite of a pepper. No, I'll take a shot.
It would be for most people, just not me. I would enjoy it. All right. Tyler's
our returning champion. God damn right.
I mean, last time you won like nine thousand dollars. No, I doubled it. And I
it was six. I had six. I have to like, we don't need to worry about the fucking
statistics. 4900. I can't. All right. Fill the lake. You got five categories.
We got world history. Great song titles. OK, OK. Numbers. What is numbers
considered? The answer is a number. OK, retro games. Oh, that's good. Finally,
potent potable. What is Pac Man? The salt titles. Video games for two video
games for two retro games. First game where Mario can fly with his raccoon
suit. That'll be Mario Brothers three. What is Mario Brothers three? Ding, ding,
ding, ding, motherfucker.
Fuck those Mario. Those retro games for fucking for jumping around. I'm
telling them retro games for four retro. I don't know shit about the name of
Sonic's foxy friend. That's you. Yeah, this is going to be you two on this one.
I don't really know much about retro category for Dan. I'll take movie titles.
No, no, no category.
I'm sorry. The street name of this drug is ecstasy. What is methylene,
dioxin, methamphetamine? What is MDMA? Which one are you going to choose?
What did it? What did you do? What is Molly? Methylene, dioxin,
methamphetamine, methylene, dioxin, methamphetamine. Oh, yeah, I got to give
it to you for that. That's fucking bad. That was 200 points. That's it for that.
What are the next questions? Next category is your pick. I'll take potable
again for 400. This brandy comes from the region of France of the same name.
Oh, God. Oh, what is Chardonnay? That's a wine. That's a wine, isn't it?
Yeah. Type of brandy.
I don't know. It was cognac. Cognac. What I got in that dance pick. Yeah.
Song titles. Song titles for 200. Take a sad song and make it better. What is it?
Like the song or the lyrics? Lyrics. Oh, fuck. What was the question again?
Take a sad song and make it better. I think it's Taylor Swift. I don't know.
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. That was Hey Jude. Fuck the Beatles.
Fuckin' hate John Lennon's dance pick. Potable's. We ain't doing too hot.
Potable's for 600. Oh, shit. Daily Double. How much are you going to bet? Daily Double,
you got 600 points to wager 300 wager 300. All right. This drink is made of chilled red wine
and chopped fruit. I know this one too. My fucker. What is jungle juice?
I don't know if that's necessarily incorrect. That was Sangria. I wouldn't have gotten.
Yeah, it's fucking damn it. Dance pick. Song titles. Song titles for four. Got the wings of
heaven on my shoes. I'm a dancing man and I just can't lose. What is Michael Jackson?
What is Michael Jackson? Song titles. What is what is Rocket Man?
That was Staying Alive by the Beatles. Oh, I didn't. I never would have guessed that.
Guys, we are fucking especially me. I have a question. Song titles for six. The Kid is
Not My Son. Oh, Billie Jean by what is Billie Jean by Michael Jackson? Oh, you got it.
Are you telling me that I fucking guessed Michael Jackson the last answer and now that's the
question we ask. Tyler's pick. That was Pat. Retro games for six. I think my brain's working
fast enough. This table tennis game was released in 1972. What is Pong? Pong Tyler.
I got that one. No, it was me, baby. I think all three. I said what is Pong? I said it. It's me.
Okay, Tyler wins. Spongebob. Spongebob. 800. Retro. 800. Retro. Pinky is the name of an enemy in this game.
What is Pac-Man? Oh, I didn't even. I didn't even buzzed in yet. I've been essentially a spectator.
I didn't know what the names of the characters were. We'll finish out retro games. Retro games. This 1999 horror
game features Harry Mason as his main character. What is Silent Hill? Oh, man. Fuck. You got it.
There's only like one horror game from 1999. No, Resident Evil came out that year. Oh, Resident Evil. That's the one I was thinking.
Tyler's pick. What's on the board still? Potent Potables, numbers, song titles, world history.
We'll do song titles for eight. Yeah. Song titles for eight.
What do we double? What are you going to do? 200. Okay, Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kid.
Oh, what is fucking. Oh, hold on a second. I know this one. What is Rocketman? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Okay. Tyler's pick is a thousand for shit. I know nothing about song titles, song titles, non-participant at this point.
Song titles for a thousand in Birmingham. They love the governor. What is Sweet Home Alabama? Oh, really? You got that.
Birmingham. They love the governor. Dan got a thousand. Oh shit. I did not. That clicked when you said it, but no, I do. I never.
I fucking never listen to the lyrics. All I think of is incest with that.
You got world history, numbers and Potable Potables for eight hundred. This hallucinogenic drug is released.
Naturally. What is DMT? Oh, motherfucker in the brain upon death. Yes.
It was DMT. Dan's pick. Bro, you guys ever do DMTs? How many we got left? One thousand.
Bone Bowls for a thousand. Yeah. The chemical name for drinking alcohol can also fuel cars.
Fentanyl. Fuck. What is Fentanyl? I'll give that to you. That was good. Dan's making a comeback.
You got world history or numbers? Which do I think Tyler be worse? Definitely numbers. I don't know.
He impressed me on the last numbers one. I failed. I failed in math. I failed in math. I failed geometry three times. Numbers. Numbers for two. World history.
I got a great eight. I got a great grade. Yeah, we're going to stay away from that one. All right. Three divided by two. That'll be one point five.
What is one point five? What is we'll go with world history for two world history. I actually had to think about that. That's fucking sad.
This European country switch sides during World War One. That is Slovakia. What is Russia?
Czechoslovakia. Switch sides. What is the France? Not France. France. France is America.
It's a European country. Alley Mac. What is Germany?
What is Norway? What is Sweden? What is Finland? What is Italy? Oh, well, that was too late.
We said time's up. Time was up then. No, I fucking. You took like 17 guesses. No, I got it.
No, that's bullshit. You got your lead. I got zero dollars over here. Show the fuck out. All right. Dan, next category.
Fuck you. What else we got? Numbers or two? Numbers. World history. Fuck numbers, dude. World history.
For four Soviet leader during the fall of the Berlin Wall. That'll be what is Gorbachev.
Fuck baby. World history. World history for six. Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah. Mr. Gorbachev. Jesus Christ was born in this modern day country.
What is Bethlehem? What is Nazareth? Nazareth is where he lives. What is Israel? What is Palestine? What is Bethlehem?
Yeah, baby. I got points. Israel. Did we talk about her? No, he was born in Bethlehem. That's a city. That's a town. That's not a country.
It currently exists. Oh, you fucking. Ali Makhat with a 600 on the board. No, Jesus lived in Nazareth. That's why they called him Jesus of Nazareth.
I said country, though. Ali Makhat's next category. Oh, fuck. Why don't you go do. Why don't we. Why don't we pay the number.
Numbers are for night. Nights of the round table. There was what is nine was nine. What is 12? What is 12? What is 12? What is eight?
What is 10? I got to fact check this. I think it was 12.
What is two? I don't know. Nice to nine. No, it's nine. Oh, it's 12. We got 12. I said 12. I said 12. We all said 12. We all said 12.
We'll give it to Ali Makhat because he hasn't gotten shit. All right. Yeah. Deal. All right. I don't want your fucking pity. You get 20 points. Throw it away.
Don't give me the fucking pity. Next category for numbers for Grandma. Play the numbers.
You got a thousand. You better bet it all. 999 dollars. All right. I got to have at least one dollar if I fuck this up.
Number of oceans in the world as of 2023. What is 10? Fuck. Wait, can I can we answer this or no? No. That's oceans.
You got the Pacific. You got the Atlantic. You got the Indian. All right. Ask the audience.
Damn, do you want to use a call Fred? I'm going to go with what is 10. You said 10. I'm going to go with 10.
Thanks, Dan. Is it four? It's seven. Five. You got one point left. I got points. Well, I have a point. That's fine.
Ali Makhat, pick the next category. Fuck it. Why not numbers? Numbers for eight. Number of players on a soccer field at one time.
What is 11? Oh, I didn't know. I don't play soccer. I was in the fucking. Wow. We're going to go numbers.
You got 801 numbers. One thousand number of nickels in a dollar. What is 20? Oh, Ali Makhat.
All right. I'm happy I'm at least in this again. All right. We got one Ali Makhat. Next category.
You got world history for 800 or 1000. Let's go for the grand grand name of the ancient route used for trade between Europe and China.
What is the Silk Road? Oh, fuck. Oh, damn, man. Did you say salt or silk?
Silk. I thought you said. Isn't that the new one they're building is the salt road or something?
I don't fucking know. Damn, man. I knew that, too. You son of a bitch.
Dan, you got the last pick on the category. So it's world history.
It's a last cat. Last topic. The year Columbus made his maiden voyage to 1492.
I said it, though. You said it first. Yeah, I definitely said it first.
I didn't say it. I said something, but I couldn't hear him. So I didn't say what is, though.
I said what is he did say what is he said? I said 1492. He said, what is 1492?
At the same time. So I get it because I said, what is the white? What is all right?
Go to fucking final jeopardy with one point. Dan, Dan. No, no, I got money now. I got the
fucking six and eight hundred questions. Dan has I don't have a ton. Forty one hundred.
Tyler has forty eight hundred. Alimak has eighteen oh one.
At least I bounced back late. I won't come later in the game.
What's the final jeopardy topic is US history? Oh, maybe I got them.
Damn it. Casey, I'm not going to do the math on this, but I'm going to wager all but one dollar.
You got to text it to me. I'm going to project that to the table.
Now you've heard me. They heard me, too. Everybody knows we're on the same page.
Actually, no, anything, everything, but two, because I want to say I got points,
not just one point. Yeah, I want to say I scored points. That's my major.
Oh, we got to text him the wager.
I already sent him an answer. I said, what is Herbert Hoover?
Watch this be the correct answer.
Oh, OK. So I guess that Tyler sent me a wager. All right, here we go. Here's the question.
The actor who shot Abraham looking in the head at Ford's theater was John Love Booth. Dude, come on.
You got to text it to me. Oh, well, as long as these two are going to get that. Are you kidding me?
That's the easiest fucking layup of a fucking final jeopardy. They both knew that before I said it.
OK, we all knew that. So fucking hell, you know, got it. So Tyler wagered 2000. So you got 60.
He's got 6800. He says it out loud.
You think I can use my phone right now?
Oh, yeah. I'm back wagered 1800. So he's got 3602. Damn straight, baby. I should have wagered
Dan wagered 3000. He's got 7100. Fucking. Oh, shit. Oh, I didn't know how much I had.
Sorry, I was wagered 2000. I guess I hit those smelling salt, brother.
All right, pass that here. I'm going to give it a good whiff for you. Dude, I'm going to do it too.
Oh, I'm going to go again. I got the black one. That wasn't that bad.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Fuck that shit. This episode has been brought to you by Bud Light Platinum.
Six. This episode was brought to you by Pornhub.com. And OnlyFans.com. Dan, is there anybody you'd like to shout out after your victory?
Um, I'd like to shout out to our fans. You're the ones that keep us going. Just don't complain about the cuts.
Fuck you guys. We don't have a budget here.
What is happening? Okay. Okay. Tyler's taking the loss of special. You're not free for the entire month of November.
We're sorry. That sucks.
Dan, what are you going to do with your $7,100? Man, probably, uh, I can buy my truck if you want. Donate it to charity.
My choice. I'll probably, you know, I don't know, some cat rescue somewhere. Donate to those guys. Yeah. I won't. It. I'm fucking, you know, sex dolls.
I would totally like once those things are real enough, I'm in, dude. Have you seen? I'll take out a loan on what you've seen. The new ones get it. Repo. Yeah. Yeah. They're not that great yet.
I don't think the wife would be too happy with me if I did that. The fuck is that thing? Do you mind telling me what that is? I feel like we've talked about this before. That's our three way partner, babe.
Dude, I feel like, yeah, you can fucking sell that now or not talk to me anymore. I think it'd be kind of fun. That's our three way partner. I don't know if I can see it that way. I'd pay up to, I think I'd pay up to 7,100 bucks.
If it was like really realistic about 10 for a super realist. I just don't know where you'd hide it when you're not using it. Just leave it in your bed. You know, just leave it in your bed. You got to call a contractor, call a contractor and be like, look, I'm going to need you to build like a wall, like a hidden wall somewhere where I can hide this thing.
That is a human body. Yeah. Yeah. Approximately. It looks like a bookshelf, but you open it up and then it's just like, it's just a sex doll lounge. Jesus Christ. So in today's podcast, we learned about how I want to fight Joel Olsteen. We talked a little bit about boxing. We talked about no nut. And we also found out.
I don't think we did talk about it. We tried to talk. You guys just kept talking about TikToks. I was getting really angry and trying to redirect that.
Wow. So we talked about tips on TikTok, TikTok, actually to talk, kick that. And finally we, we did a little bit of jeopardy. We also talked about if we could fill a lake with human piss and we found out that you could four times over.
So math math, I don't think you get a billion people to agree on doing that though. I mean, you probably could. I can't even get them to agree on. I don't know. You think Vladimir Putin would piss now. He would refuse. He would refuse. I drop a nuke on it because of the concentration of us in the area.
He'd be like, God, it's a perfect opportunity to wipe them out. So I think you got to start trolling stranger on Facebook again so we can read it on the podcast. Dude, if I go down that road, look, I'll do it.
Casey, as part of our weekly segment, can you check our, our fan email? Oh yeah. Are no emails? Yeah, I'll check that. I just want one email to get sent in. Do you, if anybody listens to this, you have no idea how legendary you would be. You would be the first email guarantee. Please anybody out there. That's untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com. We just want to know you exist.
73. There's a trivia question. Why is it 73 again? I know you know, it's dark side of the moon. What do you think of this lady? Oh, oh shit. I still got the cat like reflexes, baby.
It looks like a little bit too much of an uu girl. Let me see. Let me see. Let me check this out. What are we dealing with here? She looks foreign. No, she's American. Oh, we got some sponsorship opportunities. So I'm going to submit some of those. Why? What's what's what about her? Oh no, she's just a trad wife. She'd probably she's a trad wife.
I think we're done. What's a trad wife? I think we're done. We got to wrap this up. What's a trad wife? I want to know now. I find I'm down for it. I'm actually trying to shut down. I think we just forgot.
Do you know wives that that are religious? They like to be in the home. They're homemakers and they go to church. They like they want to have children and they don't have only fans type shit. I feel like that's like 60% of women anyway.
Are you still looking at photos of her? Yeah, she kind of looks like she might have thyroid eye disease. Her eyes are like bulging out of her head. They're a little big. I don't know what's going on there. I think it's just the bags.
I got a movie review. I want to do, but I was it. No, I acted like you guys shut it down. It was just it seemed like we were really trailing off there. We had two different separate conversations. I don't think anybody knew about what was going on.
I feel like Joe Biden right now. I got no words. All right, we'll take a quick break and then I guess I'm down for that. Yeah. Yeah. Second intermission. Fuck. Yeah.
Oh, it's a solid.
Pick.
Welcome back to Untied Podcast.
We're hoping to be joined by by Dan and Tyler here in a minute. We don't really know. Yeah, I mean, they found like they found an interesting musical instrument that they are fascinated by much like the tick tock tits.
Oh, yeah. Did you see that? Yeah, I saw. I don't like the the mass appeal of the group. You weren't impressed. I mean, like, yeah, but if you want to see a pair of titties go in the hub, there's millions out there.
I don't see why the ones that are shown in a protest are any better than any other days because they're in public.
I guess I don't see the appeal, but regardless, it was like a 10 minute fixation of you guys showing each other different videos that nobody that listens to us can hear.
See, they can see. Well, they can see everything. Why? Just look up. What was called? I don't fucking know. I know. Here we go again. We're fixing. It's called non-coupable protest.
All right. Well, yeah, not guilty when we still know who's not guilty. We know there's titties. Yeah, they don't make it clear who is, but that were you reliable news source here.
My reliable news source is tick tock, which is currently being watched by the Chinese or run by the Chinese, which is going to be ticked. I going to be banned soon. I fucking so they already ban it in like Montana or some shit.
I fucking hope so society is just better without a tick tock or but you're always going to have that. That's that shit like that, like something else is just going to pop up like like it used to be.
I know like talks like the new vine right. It is so it's just it gets shut down. We're just going to have something else. Yeah, it'll be how my space turned to face bucked and face book turned to Twitter and as long as you have the internet, people are going to over share their personal
rights, just like we are. Yeah, is that right? Well, I don't post tick tock videos. My tits. Yeah, and we're a little bit more underground, even though we pay for ads. We're still feeling it's a very small niche of people.
They're going to click onto this podcast. So I mean, it is untitled. It is untitled. We should title our podcast. Make it the title podcast.
Untitled the title podcast, no title podcast. You know, hundred episodes in we're naming the title podcast. I can fuck with that. I feel like we might. I feel like we still might be competing with other podcasts with that name, but where the fuck are they?
I fucking know they're still playing the fucking Zabumbafoo or whatever the fuck is up there. You didn't do so hot on jeopardy today. Yeah, well, let's talk about how you were all right. So your performance. The truth is, is that well, I had smoked some of this flower.
It's a it's known as marijuana in some places and well, it's a little bit high. And then I also had four Bud Light Platinum's. Six percent apiece. So I was just a little bit sluggish in my responses.
The good old noggin's not working as well as usual today, but I'm glad that I was able to lock in and go on my three question run going down a fucking rabbit hole here. A fucking dark tunnel here.
Dark tunnel. Yeah. How am I going down a dark tunnel? Bro, you know what they say? You stop taking the drugs and now the drugs take you. What? You said it, bro. Yeah, I understand that. Jews incredible artist. I don't see how it applies to like when you get when you get like dependent on drugs, they start taking you because you're like, you know, it's not like, oh, I can just take this drug. It's like I have to take this drug.
Are you referring to alcohol or any drug? I mean, alcohol. I enjoy it. Say typically like once every two weeks at this point.
I mean, like, it's not really like I have time to man like between school and work. There's no time for me to so come here. It's like, oh, I'll have a couple of drinks.
So I got a schizophrenic movie review for today, but I'm still fucking playing up there. Yeah.
Those motherfuckers. All right. Go tell them to come down. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Listeners. Yeah. Fuck the listeners. We're so sick of the complaints, but the fucking cuts. We Casey puts in hard work with the censorship.
All right. Yeah. It's not like it's not like I have a professional editor. So give it to me straight, Casey. Are there aliens?
You know, as far as like we can see, there's no life on other planets. But it's like a paradox because with the size of the universe, there's always there should be a chance that another Earth like planet has been evolved.
But we haven't found any evidence of any other signs of life. What if there's just a true tech technological limit to our space travel and it's just truly is just how far we can see.
But the thing is, I'm just saying just too far of a distance for us to travel to come in contact with another species. That's just a physical impossibility. It's not that we travel. We just haven't observed any signs of aliens. We haven't seen anything, heard anything.
Yeah, but official is just the observable universe for all we know. The universe could be infinite. We know it's stretching, which is what we call the expansion of the universe.
But so like we like sent a bunch of shit out in the space for aliens like we sent like a bunch of radio transmission signals like probe that the space in case there were aliens, we're like we got to like find someone out there. If there is anybody out there, but we haven't heard anything back.
Yeah, they're not that far out. They're leaving like the solar system like 15 years ago like they need to go light years to reach the Andromeda Galaxy.
So the I mean, no, sorry, other fucking I guess radio waves stars within the light. So like it's just like it's just an incomprehensibly far distance away. Billions of years from now they might hear it. Yeah, like it's just it's that's we're not going to get immediate results on that thing.
We're not going to get results in our lifetime. And what I'm saying is that there just is a strong possibility that there is a I mean, there's a strong possibility that there is a physical impossibility for us to travel that far of a distance like unless faster than light transport is real or we get really, really, really good at cryogenically freezing people and bringing them back intact.
There is no fucking way it would be impossible to travel that far space was you went through a wormhole, which yeah or like I said, you just get incredibly good at cryogenic freezing because realistically we could send something to the Andromeda Galaxy, but it would galaxy away millions of years.
Yeah, yes, it would your spaceship wouldn't survive that long. Well, if you had the crazy thing about space is that it honestly good if you sent that shit in the right direction where you knew it wasn't going to come in close contact with like any serious radiation from other stars and stuff. Yeah, but you wake up. I would have millions of years later. Yeah, but it's not no one alive in the universe, but you anymore because that is the earth.
The earth really has died out. That is a possibility. So what's the point of going to find aliens? Now, if you don't have earth anymore, how else are we going to expand from earth? Through a wormhole, because if we truly believe that humanity is to go on forever, like our sound, our son, given it's set to explode like two to three billion years. That is a finite amount of time. Like the older we grow, I think the more that we see like how units of time is kind of crazy.
Like you think about like 1912 the year the Titanic sank. That really wasn't that long ago. Like in the grand scheme of things, like especially in the grand scheme of things, humanity years ago, there's to blip on a map, but it's we are an intelligent life form. And as far as we know, that makes us special.
Hmm. Is I saw a tick tock the other day of the girl who's going to go out in this deep space and is going to go travel for 10 to 15 years and not expect to return. So she's going to be the first human that went to space, not expecting to return. And then they're really like, why are you doing this? She's like, yeah, I just want to like make advancements for humanity because I'm a loner and I don't care about being alone.
That's like so you're just going to die in fifteen years when you're like thirty. Like what that's. I mean, that's pretty cool though, like you think it's fucking stupid. I mean, I agree. I'm it's not a decision I'd make, but like you're going into space for fifteen years. You do get to advance the field like yeah. You know you're going to die alone after. Yeah, but you know your name's going to be
remembered like you're not you're not there anymore. You're not there to you're not there to observe it. So it doesn't matter. We all die anyways. She's just making her life worth something. I would I would understand if she was like, you know, 70 years old, but Jesus, how old is she again? I'm probably like 19 or some shit. Good for her. I mean, she looked like she was like 20 or something. It's a wild decision to make. I mean,
wait, how the fuck is she 20 and she has a ticket to fucking sending herself out and she might be she probably early 20s because she's probably a master's or a PhD student. OK, or something like that. I was going to say you need fucking money to be able to just hurl yourself into the universe. Yeah, it's not an easily accomplished task right there. Oh, Jesus Christ.
But yeah, no, I can't say that's something I do. There's other space mission that Elon Musk is going to do the Mars colonization send people to Mars and that are not expected to ever return. Yeah, but they're expected to also be the basis for a civilization. Are they going to survive the rest of the rest of their lives on Mars? They're going to attempt to and they're going to attempt to reproduce on Mars. They're going to go to Mars to fuck.
They're going to try to start something there. I'm not saying it's going to work, Casey. I'm just saying what I know about the fucking project. How are they going to survive? There's no resources. The only resources they could get like food will come from Earth. Well, no, they're going with like these fucking pods that are supposedly able to have. Yeah, like have photos.
Oh, like occur and have like these water jet. I don't fucking know, man. Yeah, like they did in the Martian. Yeah, essentially like that. So they're going to do some crazy shit like that and they're just going to be like, all right.
They're going to have kids that are just born on Mars. Would that be pretty fun? Live their whole lives on Mars? Would that be pretty fucking wild?
Oh, there would be nothing to do. That's like torture. Yeah, there's also not like many resources you can get out there. We can always just send a bunch more rockets at them though and be like, hey, build a build some shit. Well, this is like some sci fi shit. Like people like dream of this. Like, oh, in 50 years, they're going to like send people to fucking Mars and colonize it and just people are going to live there and like, well, if we can do it, why not? Yeah, that's that's that's the thing. That would suck if you woke up.
I mean, you're just born in your race and just on fucking Mars. You have no idea what you're missing back. You'd essentially be like a vault dweller like from fall out. Like your whole life is just spent in this tiny little fucking pod. Yeah. But you know that apparently everybody back there sees us as heroes, but you never get to meet them. Would you go to Mars and never come back?
No, no, for I've been at in other points in my life, though, I would have answered that differently. If you ask me that question three years ago, I 100% would have been like, fuck yeah. Yeah. Then like, why not? But these people is the thing that they're going to change their mind probably at some point in the life. Like, why the fuck did I come here for the rest of my life? And I can't fucking go back. Like I'm fucking 40 years old. I haven't fucking seen a human in like fucking
20 years. I fucking wanted to kill myself. That's a very valid point. Like I did made the stupid decision when I was like 20 years like fuck the world. I'm just gonna leave and go to fucking Mars.
All right, we're gonna get Tyler and shit. Fuck them. I'll be right back.
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Mr. Harold Potter.
Am I gonna die? No, you're fine. Thank God. Tyler, we got to continue this. Harry, we got Harry Potter in the order. It's gotta happen. It's gotta happen. I'll just I'll give a broken recollection of what the fuck. I got it. You just contribute. So we open up on the right. What is it? The sixth movie? Fifth movie? It's the fifth movie.
Get the flake movie review. So yeah, we open up on the fifth movie. So it starts out with he's with his cousin, right? On the swing. He's on his cousin with the swing set and like his cousin is going, Porter, you're fucking fucking. So in the last movie, we got a refresh to the last movie. They Voldemort came back, right? And he killed Cedric. He is. Oh, no. Didn't it start off with the fucking snake? Or is that the next one? Started off with him on the swing set. But oh, yeah.
And he's just like, your mother's normal. So Voldemort's back, right? But Harry and Dumbledore are the only people that know and Ron and Hermione are the only people that believe him because they're the only ones that saw it. Well, Harry's Harry was the only one that saw it. So everybody said Rick saw it, but he got fucking.
Merked and so everyone's like Harry, you're a fucking loser and Harry gets fucking pissed. Like I'm surprised Harry doesn't fucking kill himself in this movie on. You saw the most emo that we see here. This is where it gets like political to also dark. This gets real dark. Yeah, the movies like evolved to be dark, but
so Harry's like fucking talking to his cousin. He's back home with his fucking family that hasten and his jerking off the force. His cousin's like, why do you moan in your sleep? And all his friends are
like bullying Harry on the swing set. And he's like, why are you moaning? You sleep like don't kill Cedric. Don't kill Cedric.
Cedric, Cedric, no, don't kill Cedric. He's like, shut up. Shut up, you fucking whore.
He's like, where's your mom, Potter? She dead?
And then he fucking pulls out the wand and he's just like, what are you going to do with that stick? Fuck it.
Oh my God, I got a bleep.
Yeah, I was going to say it's like the sixth time he's dropped that. Not this episode.
No, I said it like four or five times. Just now or before? Yeah.
Oh yeah. So anyway, it starts like storming out, right? And then a fucking demon fucking
the dementor comes out of nowhere, which is like unexpected because they're in the muggle world.
And they start fucking chasing Harry and Dudley and they get to a fucking tunnel.
They go into this like dark alley tunnel thing and like fucking like fucking fucking.
What the fuck's Dudley? Dudley was like, what do I do? Oh my God, my soul is getting ripped out of my fucking face.
And then fucking Harry's like, expect no, pit road up. And then the fucking light comes through and then
fucking the dementors go away. And then the wizard police are like, Harry, you shouldn't have done that.
There was that old lady there that was like, pull out your wand, Harry, because she was a squib,
which is like someone who can't do magic. Yeah, squib. Yeah. And she is like, she's like,
boy, you're fucked. Because underage wizards aren't allowed to do magic outside of school.
So he goes back home and Dudley's like fucked up. He's all like fucking like PTSD fucking riddle.
He's going, oh man. So they take him to the hospital. Harry gets a letter that says he's
expelled from Hogwarts. It's like you are expelled. So they're like, fuck, what are we going to do?
So he fucking goes to Ron's house and Ron's dad's like, I got you. And he takes him to the Ministry
of Magic for the trial and fucking he goes through the trial and they're all like grilling him about
why he's magic outside of school. He's like, there's a fucking dementor, you fuckers. And they're
like, yeah, I don't believe you, bitch. Fucking Cornelia Fudge, the minister of magic is the judge.
He's all like, I don't believe you, bitch. Dumbledore comes out and he's like, I'm going
to be your fucking lawyer, Harry. Yeah. And he just yells at the court for like fucking like 10
minutes and then leaves and doesn't talk to Harry for the rest of the movie. Just fucking goes,
hey, I'm going to defend your ass and then I'm not going to talk to you for the rest of the fucking
movie. So he gets off. He gets to go back to Hogwarts. He gets off. They vote to find them
innocent. No, no, it was to spend the trial cleared of all charges, right? Yeah. Yeah. So then he goes
back to fucking Hogwarts and the fucking bitch Umbridge comes out, which is like the worst
character in any series I've ever seen. Fucking she's got sick pictures of cats, though. Tell us
about Umbridge. Umbridge is this fucking fat fucking human piece of garbage. She wears a
fucking pink sweater and she's like, I'm rich bitch. She goes, I'm going to be fucking keeping
an eye on the school this year because Dumbledore is doing some shady shit. So like the Ministry of
Magic doesn't believe that Voldemort is back and they're trying to like suppress it. So it's kind
of like an allegory for government basically. Okay, whatever. So she's fucking teaching this
defense against the Dark Arts class now this fucking bitch Umbridge and she's like, we're not
going to fucking do any magic in this class because we're just going to fucking read the textbook
because you all safe and the fucking government will protect you. And Harry's like, yeah, well,
fucking Lord Voldemort's back. And she's like, fuck you. You get detention. And so he fucking
goes to detention and she's like, okay, you're going to write lines. You're going to write.
I must not tell lies and then like scratches into his fucking skin. Yeah, like when he writes on a
piece of paper, I fucking scars his skin with. It starts making like red blood on the page. What
color? What color is blood Casey? Well, blood can be blue and she's like, is something wrong? He's
like, I ain't going to fuck with this bitch. They're like, you got to fucking tell somebody
about this. You got to eat. This is fucked up, bro. And then so they realized that their teacher,
they're not going to get prepared to fight Voldemort in case something happens and they're not going to
be taught. So they formed their own society and they asked Harry to teach him because he's so
experienced of fighting Voldemort. So he like fucking teaches all these kids, like advanced magic,
like in secret. Yeah, fucking Dumbledore's army. And then Harry has like dreams about this fucking
weird place with like a bunch of fucking prophecies or like crystal balls everywhere.
And he sees fucking Ron's dad just getting fucking attacked by a snake in his dream.
And he goes up to Dumbledore and Dumbledore has been fucking hardcore ignoring him all year.
And he goes up to Dumbledore and he's like, yeah, Ron's dad's at the Ministry of Magic.
And he's like, no. And like Dumbledore is like ignoring him. He's like, look at me.
Look at me, Dumbledore. What are you talking about? Look at me. I've never seen this. No.
No. So Ron's dad actually, when I haven't seen Ron's dad actually got attacked by Voldemort snake.
What the fuck's the snake's name? Nagini Nagini. Yeah. In the Ministry of Magic. Yeah. And then he
is like, look at me. So basically, yeah, Harry saved him from dying. And then fucking Ron's
dad is just like, yo, I'm fucked up, bro. And he comes in with like bandages all over his body and
shit. So then there's like this the Order of the Phoenix, right? It's like this secret society they
formed to fight Voldemort. So Harry's like, I want to join the fucking Order of the Phoenix.
And they're like, Voldemort has a secret weapon this time. They're like getting ready for a war
or whatever. And he's like, but he's got a secret weapon. It's a fucking prophecy. And we need to
get the prophecy before the Death Eaters do. It's in a ball. It's an orb. Yeah. And then they do
some fucking other stupid shit. And there's this fucking big giant that had that Hagrid's brother
that's like fucking 50 feet tall. And he's also retarded. They're going to take care of the
fucking giant. And yeah, he's also pretty dumb. No, like actually retarded. He looks like he has
Down syndrome. And he fucking picks up fucking Hermione because she's hot. And he's like,
and fucking Hagrid's like, put her down. Put her down now. He's just like, pretty, pretty fine.
Oh, they beat this other bitch Luna. Ever see her? Yeah, she is a fucking weirdo. She also had like
a fucking porn career afterwards. This blonde chick who's just looking airhead. Her head's always in
the fucking cloud. She wears weird glasses and shit. She's always going, it's like, I've seen
death before, Harry. I've seen death. Have you seen death, Harry? Is she hot? Kind of. What's her name?
I mean, she's like 15. So. I was young. This has been years since this came out. Hasn't it? Yeah.
Are you talking about in the movie or right now? Right now. Right now. Right now she's probably.
I don't know what she looks like now. She's definitely in her thirties now. For sure.
But anyway, they do stupid shit and eventually Umbridge finds out that they're doing this like
secret group against her. And they have like a fucking like hall monitors that are like
fucking slurring. Draco. Draco. Draco's like a hall monitor. And he's just like, I found a place.
And like the cat man. The cat man's like fucking trying to stalk the kids and shit.
Fucking Filth. What is the cat man? Filch? Filth. Oh, the caretaker. Just like old guy who just hates
all students. Yeah. And he looks like he's on meth all the time and shit. Like they find out that
they're doing this shit and they go to Dumbledore and they're like, what the fuck? And they name
themselves Dumbledore's army. So that's a badass fucking. They're like, we're going to remove you
from office. He's like, yeah, I'd like to see you try. And he fucking claps his hands. Yeah. So
they're like Dumbledore, you're going to prison for like conspiracy against the government.
And he's like, I'd like to see you fucking try. And he claps his hand and the fucking phoenix
comes along and fucking explodes and fucking disappears. He's like, I was under the pressure.
You were under the pressure that I would come quietly. Yeah. And he's just like, bitch, you
thought fucking explodes. So now Dumbledore's gone and now fucking Umbridge is the headmaster
of the school. And she's just like torturing the kids. Like she doesn't like let them out of the
fucking rooms except to go to class. And they just like, and like when they get detention,
they have to do that thing where if you're like scratching shit into the arms and shit.
So she's basically, so they're fucking basically do an emo cutting shit, like cutting for Bieber.
But instead of cutting for Bieber, it's cutting for punishment. Yeah. So shit's getting real
fucking bad. And then they're taking like their final exams and fucking Fred and George, which is
Ron's brothers. They fucking lay a bunch of fireworks off during the exams. Yeah. This is,
this is when the fucking like thing explodes. It's fucking sick. He's like, I'm not going to
come quietly.
You should hold it up to the mic.
To a white child for conspiracy and sedition. I thought we might hit the circle. You seem to be
laboring under the illusion that I'm going to, what was the phrase? Come quietly. Well, I can
tell you this. I have no intention. That's umbrage. That bitch. That's tough. Fucking
disappears. So one day Harry has this vision, this nightmare that, that Voldemort is torturing
Sirius, his Godfather from the last couple of movies. So he's like, fuck Sirius is going to
get killed. So he's at the ministry of magic. So he's like, we got to go to the fucking ministry
of magic and save Sirius. So he gets fucking Ron and Hermione and Neville and fucking Luna
and Ginny, which is Ron's sister. And they fucking go to the ministry of magic in that weird room
with all the fucking crystal balls. Yeah. And it's a bunch of like prophecies. And they're like,
they're like the only person who can touch the prophecies. The person that was made about,
which who fucking knows? Yeah, actually a real thing. They just say that. So they get there and
they magically break in somehow into the fucking government building of the United States. It's
like this fucking CIA. We're all seekers are caps. Am I six? Somehow it just got in there.
It's the MI six. Okay. Oh, is it? Yeah. It's, it's, it's the UK. It's not actually MI six,
but let's just fucking say it's the wizard. Oh, so they're like, oh, and they don't see anybody.
And they were like, oh shit, serious. Isn't here. Uh, Voldemort fucking tricked me to come here.
And he's actually here. And then the fucking death eaters come out of nowhere. They're all
wearing fucking mass. They look like fucking slipknot and shit. They're fucking doing wizard
spells, wearing slipknot masks. And they go pick up the fucking prophecy and give it to me, Harry.
He's like, and he picks it up and that's prophecy. He fucking hears the prophecy before the death
eaters come. It's just like, is one of they both got to die or some shit? One can live while the
other survives. Yeah. Some shit like that. And like fucking Harry's like, what does that mean?
Am I going to die? You don't have to kill them. I don't want to kill anybody. I'd be like, dude,
this guy's like wizard Hitler. I'd kill him. Like fucking like Harry's like very like against
murdering fucking like, like Voldemort. But like, I think that's a justified thing. If like you,
if like you and fuck, if there's a prophecy that you had to fucking, you either killed Hitler or
Hitler killed you, I'd be like, I'm going to kill Hitler. Yeah. Right. But like, he's just like,
I don't want to kill him. I don't have to kill him. And he's just like, and I'd be like, I'll
fucking wait a minute. Hold on a second. I have to kill Hitler. That's racks him. It's on site.
He's going to catch these fucking hands when I see Hitler. That's so, um, the death eaters come and
it's a Lucius Malfoy, someone of them who's Draco's dad. And you got Bellatrix Lestrange.
She fucking fucking hot. She's not that she fucking breaks out of Bellatrix Lestrange. It's,
it's Helena bottom Carter fucking the chick from fight club. Helena bottom Carter. Yeah.
Check from fight club. No shit. She's hot. Yeah. You like those goth bitches. She's more. She
fucking breaks out of prison. She was one of Voldemort's followers and she tortured Nello's
parents. She breaks out of prison prison and goes to fight. I was following this guy. What? Why was
anyone following this guy? Okay. Voldemort. Well, Voldemort is followers. Voldemort's is reborn,
but people don't want to believe that he's back. It's like, it's like if Hitler got brought back
from the grave and like only a fucking 15 year old song, all those old followers are with them
again. But like, it's like, so, so I'll give it to you in this. It's like, so Hitler comes back from
the fucking grave and all like his like Nazi inner circle is around them. But the only person to see
it is fucking a 15 year old kid. And the 15 year old kid goes to like the fucking like UK, like
parliament. And he's just like, Hey guys, Hitler's back. They're like, no, he's not dead for like
fucking 40 years. And he's, and he's just like, nah, I'm pretty sure Hitler's back. And they're
like, nah. But so like, so like wizard Hitler and wizard, like, like SS officers are all fucking
like doing crazy shit now. Yeah. So he goes, so they go, give me the prophecy area. He goes like,
if you try to fucking hurt us, I'll break it. Uh, and he goes, and then he goes now and they
fucking attack the death eaters and they get into this like huge fight, uh, in this fucking hall.
And they knock all over all the prophecies, like thousands, like hundreds of thousands,
fucking thousands of the process smash, smash, smash, smash, smash. Uh, and then he runs into
this other room. It's this big, like veil, this big portal thing.
And, uh, he runs into death or some shit. Yeah. It's like the veil of death or something.
And, uh, they're fighting the fucking death eaters and, uh, Lucius and Harry are fighting
and he drops the prophecy and he fucking breaks. And then he just like Lucius dives down. He just
goes, so they're getting, so these like six kids are getting fucked up by Voldemort's followers.
And then the fucking order of the Phoenix comes out of nowhere. They're all like black and white
smokes, fucking going around, shooting shit at each other. So serious. Yeah. Serious comes
like Ron's dad loop in mad. I Moody. All of them come start fighting. Who's the guy with the fez
the black dude with the fez. Oh, fucking Kingsley Kingsley comes. Yeah. Dumbledore.
And then do you see after that scene, he goes, Dumbledore is a real cool fella.
And, uh, so they're fighting all these people and, uh, that's the closest he's going to get to my
end word. Eventually serious starts fighting Bellatrix. It was the guy who said it black.
Yeah. So fucking Bellatrix is actually his cousin, his cousin, their cousins, Bellatrix and serious
are cousins. Yeah. And he's just like, cousins. And she's like, cousins. And they're fucking like
shooting shit at each other. I can't keep up too much going on.
So, okay, so I don't know how to fuck you guys. Remember this shit. I did. I could watch a movie
and not tell you like I could give you the general premise of what happened. I couldn't go into like
this autistic details of like just photographic memory. I don't I don't understand it. Okay, so
serious and Bellatrix are fighting and she's like a lot of cadaver and she's just straight up murder
serious black and he falls backwards in the portal and he's like harry and he dies. So he's like,
fuck you just murdered by godfather and she runs away. She's like I killed serious black and he's
like he's like fuck and he goes crucio, which is like the torture curse, which is like an
unforgivable curse, which is like something you can't do like a very illegal curse and he goes
crucio and tries to torture and then he just hears Voldemort say you got to fucking mean it. Harry
he's like a fucking mean it. Harry listen to the power of the dark side. She goes you, you know
what you want to do Harry fucking kill her. Yeah and he's just like
I'm gonna kill her. He spares her. Yeah, of course he does because it's a kid's movie.
Oh, it gets really dark. Actually. Yeah, dude. It's so fucking funny. Then like he just hears
and then fucking his dark fucking like face comes in and he's like in black
smoth. Yeah, he's going by super slow and you see his weird snake face going by. I feel like
there's like no way to relax. Like how could you be in a relaxed state? Exactly. Like anything could
happen. You just be in the bathroom and somebody's face comes through the wall. So before all this
before all this happened, they fucking umbridge tried to curse them to like torture them to get
them to tell out tell what the fuck he was talking about and they fucking fed her to like the centaurs
so she's like out of the picture now. So they're fighting these death eaters right. Glad she's gone.
Yeah, so they kill Sirius. Voldemort comes in and does that weird fucking shit. Yeah,
Voldemort fucking comes in and he's like and everybody leaves except Harry and Voldemort
and Dumbledore shows up finally and he's like you shouldn't fucking be here today, Tom
and then Dumbledore and serious or Dumbledore and Voldemort get into this epic fucking duel
and then but like fucking like which is, I think the first time they fought. Yeah, it is, but during
the fight fucking like Voldemort just like pauses for a second and like it zooms in on his face
and he was like oh me and Harry fucking connected. So then fucking he sends like telepathic messages
the fucking Harry of him doing like weird shit like screaming at him and then one of the fucking
things the funniest fucking part in the entire movie. Oh, he's fucking like going through and
he's going that's after so so Dumbledore and Voldemort are fighting and this is like this
fucking epic duel and Voldemort realizes that he can't defeat Dumbledore. So he fucking leaves
and takes over Harry's body like remotely and I think that's when that happens. Yeah, yeah. So
he's going through this fucking thing and like there's like fucking PTSD flashes coming into
fucking Harry and like it's like him going or fucking like he's like fucking going fucking like
like showing his face and then the last thing that he does is just has him go like this and
it has him with a stupid ass face and he just goes. He goes you've lost old man.
He goes he fucking takes over Harry's body and Dumbledore goes fight it Harry.
You can't fucking you have fucking love. You gotta love me brother. You gotta love brother.
I have something you don't have. I have love and I feel bad for you. No, yeah I have friends. I have
friends and I love them and I feel bad for you and then fucking then it just shows Voldemort
he just goes. So Voldemort comes back and all the all like the FBI and shit and the minister of magic
come in finally arrive and there's like yo that's fucking Hitler. Is this the actual FBI or the wizard version?
Wizard FBI. The wizard FBI and the magic come in and there's like they're like oh and double
they're like oh fuck that's Hitler. They're like oh shit Voldemort's actually back
and Harry's like yeah I fucking told you guys you guys didn't believe me all year
he's like fuck you and then so Dumbledore or Voldemort dips and then Harry Dumbledore's like
sorry I tried to kill you again Harry and they're like uh yeah that's the next movie
but like then like Dumbledore talks to he's like sorry I didn't talk to you all movie but you know
I was trying to protect you and shit you know help me you know he was like Dumbledore Voldemort
was taking over your body so I didn't really uh want to talk to you. He's like peace. You're kind of a threat at that point.
And then they're like yeah so Voldemort's back and uh now we gotta fight him. Yeah and then like he comes out
he's like I have an announcement to make to everybody Hitler's back and there's like Hitler's back
and he's like Hitler's back and like I thought he was dead. I just imagine if like the FBI came out
and there's like we have an announcement to make uh Hitler's back. What do you think they would do?
Like they're like wait there's no war like do we what do we hold them on war crimes like what do we do?
Like what would you do if you're just watching the news and like it did like the breaking like thing
and like it changed the channel like thing. Hitler sound alive. And like it was just fucking like Joe
Biden on stage he was like we have an announcement to make uh the one and only Hitler is back.
How old would Hitler be today? Uh fuck no he'd be like 100.
Because he was like 30 in World War II or 30. How old was he in World War II? Was he 40?
40 yeah 50 probably 50 damn 120 120 year old Hitler he was 56 years old yeah he'd be like 135
he just he's fucking hello it's me Adolf I'm back because that was fucking walking dead shit
that's 2023 minus 19 but it would be it would be him reviving at the time of his death so it would
be 56 year old Hitler back well World War II was 78 years ago so does that make sense no not really
no it ended in 40 45 so 2023 minus 1945 78 god damn 78 years ago so 78 plus 50 how will those be 50
56 bro that's that's crazy to think about because when I was in school right it was like World War
II was just like half a decade decade ago now it's 80 years pardon right so no no you said
half a decade ago no no that's five half a century half a century I was gonna be like brother
yeah brother World War II did not end five years ago World War II was going on when I was in
elementary school no um dude and Vietnam ended in 72 so dude it's so weird like so Vietnam wrap
your head around that Vietnam is 50 years ago like 51 years ago now so saying 2005 right I was 15
minus 1945 was so 60 years ago which is like not that long no right but now it's almost 80 it's
two years away from 80 yeah yeah D-Day D-Day was uh June 6th June 6 1942 fucking wild yeah
80 years yeah you look at it we could go 100 years without a fucking World War I don't think
we're gonna get that it might be this year it might be this year how long was World War I from World
War II I think 30 years it was 1919 1918 yeah 1914 I think it was we are so due for a World War
dude don't be we have not we've not had a a major global conflict since World War II when we used to
say we need another plague we need another World War but then we got one fucking drafted no I think
we just need a plague to kill off all the old a plague of both your houses dude we've done a
pretty good job of like not having World Wars though globalization man yeah you know that's
that's really but it's impending do you think I mean but you keep saying that does it have to
happen have to if we took certain steps to avoid it but I think the way things are going now it's
going to happen I hope not I really hope not same I think it will though I mean but you're talking
like look if everybody has that feeling that it's just gonna happen then you're kind of like letting
it happen so I'm gonna go against the grain and say it's not gonna happen just just to be what
back to just fucking Russia is on the fucking heels right now because fucking let them do they
they're they ain't shit like Ukraine Ukraine is in is in Russia now like Ukraine forces have like
passed the border they're in Russia now why because now they're the bad guys
just defend your border we're not giving you weapons to try and take over Russia yeah I saw
Russia was well within Ukraine stay the fuck on your side like the last two weeks out of bounds
the last two weeks they they fucking went into Russia and started like you know taking over
cities and shit how about you don't like honestly although you Ukraine invaded Russia I think I
heard about that they they they're they're 20 miles over the border now do you see they have
a Black Hawk now helicopter I mean we gave them fucking now what if Ukraine defeats Russia and
they take over Russia that's see that would be a problem yeah they they have a Black Hawk but the
United States wouldn't give them a Black Hawk helicopter so they had to crowd fund and buy one
for like six million dollars which is a cheap fucking Black Hawk yeah but the irony is is that
I mean we have fucking way better helicopters than that now we have fucking like uh well that's our
pretty much our premier how we have apaches now well that's a gunship that's a little different
like apaches are fucking like literally in the Middle East uh back during like the uh they're
in the operation desert storm the the fucking Taliban said that the fucking when they heard
the the rotors of a fucking Apache they call it the fucking grim reaper because like but like an
Apache has such an like a unique sound to their fucking like rotors that when the fucking when
the Taliban heard that they would run like they're like they're like you don't survive in Apache
yeah it's just a disintegrator a human disintegrator but um yeah so it's the Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk
right yeah so Sikorsky is he was from Ukraine and their airport is Sikorsky International Airport
and like the main main road in Kiev is like Sikorsky Drive or something like that and they
can't even fucking get we wouldn't even give them a Sikorsky helicopter it's like the whole country
is like paying homage to this guy and they can't even get one they got one one of his fucking
helicopters that i think russia would agree to an unconditional surrender no no never it's like i
don't know man what the fuck are they doing just like cut it the fuck out yeah like i just they're
cranking the tension up so much higher than it has to be it's like dude there's arguments to be made
on both sides let's be honest that's how it is people people don't just start shelling like
cities if there's not some truth on the other side like if there's not there's there's some
it's not like black and white like one side's right one side's wrong it's just never that simple
like there's truth on both sides you know so what do you believe is the reason that rush is going
into i think dude i think they might have a legitimate reason all right they they're they're
outnumbered right and like to be honest i know we've talked about this before but ukraine less
than 30 years ago was part of russia yeah listen to this though look at how fucking i hear how
scary that fucking sound just matter of that you the enemy has this yeah
yeah dude if i heard that i'd be like fuck yeah the other thing that's like got a signature sound
like that is the the gun on the the warthog right the the a10 right is it the warthog a10
am i dreaming i don't know the a10 the fairchild a10 what's it called i don't know but it sounds
like it's it's literally a cannon with a plane on it so it sounds like a fucking zipper here let's
let's pull it up i don't know why they call it the warthog what the fuck dude dude i gotta
fuck a virus on my phone dude dude that shit is fucking bad i keep accidentally typing the
urooom.com and it takes me gives me a virus that that's just crazy
damn dude let's see if i can pull this one the the the fucking raptor fucking planes that we have
are fucking ridiculous the fucking f-17 or f-18 raptor or some shit the f the what which one
the f-18s yeah f-18 yeah f-18 ain't shit no there's something there's something raptor
uh raptor flame the f-22 raptor oh shit the pope was in the hospital
yeah that is literal human disintegrator
here
yeah did you know the fucking the coolest thing about that is that it actually doesn't dispel
uh the uh the brass from from their rounds it actually has a place to code the rounds
oh really because the weight distribution on that is so fucking precise that if it if it
ejected the brass it would actually throw off the balance of the plane really yeah it's so fucking like
precise light them up you know it's the the gun is so powerful that when they fire the gun
it slows the plane down oh that's wild yeah that is like it loses airspeed yeah it's fucking nutty
dude fucking airplane depleted uranium rounds that's fucking fucking thousand thousand rounds
in four fucking seconds you can't even that's a death ray they're so they're so fucking hard
like the bullets are so hard that like they can pierce fucking armor like damn those soft bullets
i don't like comparatively like so nerve suction cup darts lead bullets or copper bullets they're
soft compared to depleted uranium ones because uranium ones are fucking hard yeah um i think
it's also i think they explode on impact that's why they're depleted uranium no they don't explode
they just penetrate like they're super penetrating how do they penetrate further because they they're
so hard that they're able to penetrate through armor i don't understand the depleted uranium
thing honestly i thought they were explosive rounds no they're not explosive explosive rounds
are like um uh tannerite rounds and shit but like the depleted uranium is super hard like that's
like their their big thing is them being like ridiculously hard have you ever seen the phalanx
i believe so it's uh is that the cannon it's what they have mounted on like navy ships oh yeah that
fucking thing is ridiculous it's like it's like the same sound as the a10 but it goes a lot longer
yeah and it's just like it just finds the target and then calculates like if it's a plane over here
it just spits off a bunch of bullets in that direction like where it's going where it's gonna
be yeah it's not even like it's like the sound you did yeah yeah yeah just like that but it just keeps
going yeah yeah but these fucking things are crazy and they fucking ever see like artillery shells
like from fucking like uh uh like battleships and shit they're fucking huge they're like the
size of this table sometimes bigger like shit like it's fucking huge and they fucking load that shit
and it just goes boom and like and the fucking the the the the bullet or fucking artillery shell
itself is about half the size of this fucking table and like this wide and like it's just
fucking just imagine that thing coming at your ship i'd be like fuck man dude we haven't had
like actual naval like conflict either since world war two the weapons that we have are just like
we have so many fucking weapons so many and dude in a navy battle like nobody would stand a chance
against us we can go anywhere in the world dude unlimited fuel and we've got 11 aircraft carriers
we have bases all over the world already yeah it's like we win dude we fucking won it's like
we have bases basically the united states we won by so much it's not even a competition i already
won because we got bases in all the country that we fought in world war two i really think that if
we fought china it would be a fucking long war we'd win but it'd be a long yeah it'd be fucking
longer than world war two because like i think russia is fucking on crutches at this point and
all we have to do is like kick out those crutches and they're all we have to do that was attack
russia but the problem is we have china and canada i don't think we want that i think we just want i
think we just want russia to play fucking nice but they're not gonna yeah because fucking putin knows
he loses he's dead yeah like he stops he's dead like his people will kill him yeah so that's why
he's like still like doing this shit like he knows that he lost but he's like if i don't if i don't
if i don't like if i stop this i'm dead well i think i think he has to do just enough to declare
victory like to make it look like a legitimate victory when you're getting invaded by a country
that you invaded i don't think you can declare victory i mean dude it was it was pretty fucking
it was a pretty dumb fucking move pretty dumb move to invade i feel bad for the fucking ukraine
well i mean i think what the u.s has done good so far they have done well is they um they they've
only been supplying weapons yeah and not putting like boots on the ground i mean we have giving
them just enough to defend themselves in poland because poland's in nato and if they if they even
fucking touch poland we're we're we're fucking all hands on yeah so and i think russia knows that and
they're just like yeah we're gonna stay the fuck away from poland yeah i mean i do russia might
have legitimate reasons to be upset you know that's what i'm saying they probably do like the u.s was
probably they the u.s was doing shady shit the u.s always does we know that okay so russia probably
has a reason to be fucking upset now does that give them a right to just barge through into
fucking ukraine no you know no i mean we go on all night about this it's like probably going for
two o'clock in the morning yes it's it's not it's 1 49 yeah i'm gonna i don't want to fall asleep on
the way home yeah all right i think it's time to end it brother yeah thanks for listening to untitled
podcast and uh email us with your tips if you're above age yeah thanks for throwing that in
and as always be kind to each other we out see you
for all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know
have you ever been a cyborg or a robot
you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet yeah
yeah no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some
really dumb thoughts extended episodes where the fuck did the fear of it come from where the
fucking stone edge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
they're killing they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the chinese
alien exist as somewhere in china all right in some days what the fuck there are super soldiers
that are at least nine or ten feet tall okay so they come from our super soldiers then they are
extraterrestrials they are aliens
so
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump
nothing they're fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that the government has taken it to the
next level with the birds they know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are
going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to sink
money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to be
able to convince you that they can fuck you you can cut it open you're going to see blood cuts no
surgery but let me tell you their technology which by the way big brother is the overlord
now
george soros is an actual nazi collaborator okay i'm not fucking lying it's fucking real
okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit george soros actually worked
with the fucking nazis during the home he says that he was doing it just to survive but he
fucking loved he was having a great fucking time george soros is the fucking devil okay he's not
fucking doing this shit george soros is fucking he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit
he's fucking
he's not the actual fucking leader it's george soros it's bill gates it's fucking elon musk and
everyone out there everybody