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I went on the world's largest waterslide. That was interesting.

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It's in Disney World. Or it was the world's largest waterslide at the time.

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I hate the waterslide.

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Oh, you know what's fucking scary? You guys were talking about firefighting and claustrophobia.

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Like, one of my worst fears is getting stuck in one of those waterslides in the tunnels and not being able to get out.

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And just having it fucking hot and humid in there. That's... Oh my God.

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What do you think? The water's just gonna fucking stop?

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No, I mean like, there was a person, I saw that, that got stuck because they were too fat.

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He got stuck in the middle of one of those tubes in the waterslide.

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And they had to like, climb a ladder and like cut him out.

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That would have been hysterical if they sent somebody down after him.

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Just gets fucking drilled by somebody at 40 miles an hour.

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Honestly, the person who would go down after the fat guy would probably be the one to pay the price.

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They'd hit that fat guy like a brick wall.

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Dude, it would be like, you know those fucking, you know those car accidents where the bitches have their legs on the fucking like dashboard?

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It'd look like that.

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Yup, yup.

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Dude, so fucking, the waterslide that I went on, it was in Disney World.

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And at the time it was the biggest waterslide on the planet.

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It's fucking ten stories straight down.

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Holy shit.

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And I was like, fuck. My brother went on it.

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And I'm like, I can't pussy out now. I have to do this.

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So I went down and I didn't cross my legs like they told you to.

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And I got like a fucking enema from that shit.

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It was bad.

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I was going to say that must have hurt your fucking balls.

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No, it was like spray there.

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No, it was just straight into the ass.

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Like straight into the ass, man.

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Let's talk about the time I went to the Alta- or the affair.

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No, you can say it.

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They know we're from upstate.

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So you know that that is calling the zipper or something.

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It's like a thing that spins you around and you're in a cage and the cage goes upside down.

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That was a worse experience probably in my life because I already get motion sick and I'm claustrophobic.

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Remember you got motion sick when we were driving back from that L.E.T.?

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Yeah, because you were driving like an asshole.

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I wasn't driving like an asshole.

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I was driving like a fucking normal person.

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I was not around these fucking sharp turns.

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Yeah, did you die? No.

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It's all fairness Casey, you throw me around like that in an ambulance too.

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Yeah, I know.

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But on the zipper, yeah.

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I have to tell you every time you went off an exit to be like,

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Yo, bro, like we're tipping over back here.

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Like chill on the fucking brakes.

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On the zipper, my fucking keys and my phone and my wallet fell out of my pocket and fell out of the cage

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and went like a hundred feet down to the ground.

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And then I found it. I was like, how's my phone not broken?

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So when I go to theme parks or like fairs now, I wear a fanny pack because that's a great idea when you're going on roller coasters and shit that like go upside down

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because everything stays in place. Everything stays in place.

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Oh, yo, you see the guy who went to get his hat on a roller coaster.

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And got his head cleaned.

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And some girls just kicked his fucking head off.

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Yeah.

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You're like, how'd you break your leg?

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I fucking kicked his head off.

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That was a Daniel Tosh joke.

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It's fucking wild.

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It's crazy how many of these fucking.

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Oh, boy.

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It's crazy how many of these fucking roller coasters have stories where people just get brutally murdered on them.

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Roller coasters are fucking dangerous.

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Like fucking the cyclone, the one that's in Coney Island now, the one that the Comets built based off of.

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Yeah.

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And the one that the great escape in Lake George.

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There's been like several people dying.

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Yeah, there's been like workers who have committed suicide by just getting absolutely obliterated and they know how to operate the machine.

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So they just purposely fucking was standing up on the ride and just cleaned his head on one of the guards going into a tunnel.

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Oh, my God.

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It's just like.

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So a comet was the first roller coaster I ever went on, actually.

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It's a good coaster.

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Dude, that was fucking crazy because I never rode roller coasters before that.

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Yeah.

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And like when I did that shit, dude, I felt like my body was going to fucking shake apart.

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Like how shaky those rolling wooden roller coasters are are fucking insane.

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Am I getting an echo?

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I feel like I'm getting an echo here.

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I'm not.

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Hello.

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I feel like I'm the only one that's actually getting echo because like I don't.

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Oh, a little bit.

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Yeah.

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Like mine, like mine is getting echo.

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Everyone else is and mother fucker.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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You ever do that thing where you're we got to continue with what we were talking about before we cut that part out.

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We're going to confuse a lot of people with that cut.

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Hey, if you have a problem with the cuts, I'm not fuck off.

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I'm not saying I'm not you with the cut.

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Nobody listen to this.

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Yeah.

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No.

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Fuck them.

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Yeah.

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Are you are you fucking paying for us?

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No, no, not yet.

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Not yet.

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Not yet.

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Until we get our Patreon.

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We're in a fucking basement.

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Get fucking get real.

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Yeah.

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How high are you that you think that we fucking care that much?

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God damn it.

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Why do you even listen?

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So.

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All right.

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Let's go back to us.

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You ever do that thing where like you're like you're listening to a song in your brain and like you can hear it in your brain and like nothing.

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Nothing else is going on.

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And then like you're like, hey, and like people are like, what the fuck are you doing?

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Because I'm just sitting there like vibing with a song in my brain.

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Yeah.

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All week I heard in my head car.

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Jack.

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Get back.

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Yeah, I know.

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You're saying in the group.

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Yeah.

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Ten seconds.

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I was thinking that at work like all day.

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No, but like I hear like like I don't know if this is like just me, but like I can like actively like make the song play in my head and I can hear like the whole song in my fucking head like the same way.

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A lot of people can't.

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Well, a lot of people that are in the music, I think can do that.

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Yeah.

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But I don't know if everybody can do that.

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Like obviously it's way more preferable to listen to it.

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Yeah.

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But yeah, you can just hear it.

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You can only listen to one song for the rest of your life.

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What do you listen to?

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Oh, that's a that's a good question.

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Is it album or just one song?

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Song.

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Wonderwall.

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I think I'd want like I think I want like a chill instrumental like type thing.

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You know, you got to get a song that's long.

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So you have that has variation.

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Yeah, I do some fucking.

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But eventually you're just going to fucking hate it.

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So you might as well pick a song you hate.

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Honestly, honestly.

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I have a good answer to this question.

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I would go with Beautiful Day by you two.

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Really?

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What the fuck is wrong with you?

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Beautiful Day!

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Just wait.

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Let me let me finish.

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Who listens to you two?

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Shut the fuck up.

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OK, can I fucking explain myself here?

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You piece of fucking shit.

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God, you're worse than the fucking listeners.

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Oh my God.

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What I was going to say is that that's like the only song that like still consistently to this day

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gives me nostalgia of my early childhood.

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I remember doing Backpack Recess and just having that song in my fucking head.

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And you want that shit on the rest of your life?

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So, brother, you said it yourself.

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You're going to get sick of it.

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So I might as well have a song that I've already been attached to for fucking 20 years.

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You know, that song, Bitter Sweet Symphony.

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By who?

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Yeah, the Verve.

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Yeah, like that's that's I have.

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I have that like thing with like the nostalgia thing like with that, like that song.

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That that song and fuck Champagne Supernova.

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But that one's like sad nostalgia.

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Yeah, I love those.

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The other one.

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The other one I got is fucking that one fucking song is going to sound so fucking gay.

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But it's just a song that like every time I hear it, I'm like, I'm seven years old.

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I like playing my DS.

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It's fucking that one song by Colby Kaie.

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So I'm where it's like starts your nose and it wrinkles your toes.

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And I hate the song, but I'm like, it brings me back to a good time in my childhood.

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And it's like, Mom, listen to better music.

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Fuck.

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My mom loves country music.

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So I hate country music because I have to listen to like, you know, when you're in your your mom or dad's car and you have to listen to the music that they listen to.

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I fucking hate country music because my mom only listened to country music.

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My comparison was country.

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I hate it though.

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Country country rubbed off on me because my old roommate just loved country.

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I started dating my fucking girlfriend.

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She loved country.

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Aaron Brady, huge fan of country.

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Jack Bachman.

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Drop it.

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Drop it names.

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You'll have to bleep those names out.

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No, it's fine.

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No, you're not.

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You're not like giving super information on you.

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Just saying like you're just saying this music making us a little bit more ominous.

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Nobody fucking knows who that is.

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No one fucking listens to us.

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Let's be real here.

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Fucking no, they were all into country and I hated it for the longest time.

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And then I woke up one day and I'm like, all right, now I don't like country, but the Zach Brian fella is pretty good.

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And next thing you know, I'm listening to straight up country and I'm like, damn, I get it now.

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I like the more classic country, not like my dog's dead and my wife left me country, but like the sheriff.

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I stole the sheriff's gun and I shot him with his own gun type country.

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Yeah.

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Like the Johnny Cash.

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I fuck with Lil Nas X.

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But that's like the only real, or like Jack, not Jackie.

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Fucking Lil Sadie.

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Fucking what's the devil went down to Georgia?

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Something Daniel's man.

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I don't fucking know.

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I heard you told the story about the guy who sold his soul to the devil though.

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Charlie Daniels.

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Yeah, Charlie's dude.

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It's fucking creepy, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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You told that on an episode.

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I want it Casey.

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You should be proud of me.

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I heard him tell that story on an episode of the podcast that I wasn't at.

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So I listened to it.

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Wow.

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I listen.

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Yeah.

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I got one listener.

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I fucking listen to it.

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Play a song by him because like fucking like it's a really creepy sounding fucking.

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He did do that last time too.

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Something Johnson.

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What was his fucking name?

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I don't fucking know, bro.

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I don't know where I'm at right now.

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Garrett.

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Nevermind.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Whoa.

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Two units at once.

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Everybody sees radio traffic.

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Ambulance seven.

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Go ahead.

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Okay.

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Ambulance 12.

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Go ahead.

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Any other units receive regular Robert Johnson Crossroads.

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Let's play that.

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I played that on the podcast.

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Yeah, but you didn't fucking listen because I kept on fucking talking over it.

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I listened to it and I fucking listened to the goddamn.

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I listened to it.

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It's a listener.

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It's an engine.

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This was in the 1930s.

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This shit wasn't even a fucking thing.

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I don't think he's that good a guitar though.

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No, but like the deal with him to make him a fucking the best guitar player.

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That was like this sucks.

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No, from its time period.

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Then Dan's like, yeah, okay.

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So every time.

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I gotta say even for back then, this guy's still kind of.

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Tyler's like, this is my shit.

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Oh shit.

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He's smoking a Dutchie.

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That's not Dutch.

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They didn't have those back then.

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He's smoking weed back then.

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He rolled up his own fucking cigarettes.

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They had weed since ancient times.

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They fucking rolled their own cigarettes back then, man.

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It's not a fucking Dutch.

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He's a fucking cigarette.

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How do you know?

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Because it's fucking tobacco.

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Let's go there and ask them.

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I'll go to hell.

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I'll talk to the guy.

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Speaking of hell.

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Let's pause that again.

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Speaking of hell.

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I ain't got nobody.

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Speaking of hell, though.

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What the fuck's going on with the sky?

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Yeah.

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Fuck you, Canada.

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So let's talk about that real quick.

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So Canada has these wildfires that are coming over to our region and polluting the air.

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Dude, the sun was red and the sky was.

302
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Yeah, because fucking China is trying to get Canada in a proxy war with us, dude.

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I mean, fucking there's when I was.

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Okay, China is paying Canada.

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They are not doing that.

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They're trying to side with Canada.

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Do you remember World War Two, the Zimmerman telegram?

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Yeah, that was Mexico.

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That wasn't.

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Yeah, they're doing the same thing with Canada.

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They're not doing the same fucking thing.

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Because they know they need a fucking enemy in North America for us to fight.

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The only crazy thing.

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You know why the US has never invaded Canada?

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Because we fucking tried and we failed.

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We tried to take over Canada and we fucking lost.

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Casey, that's just false.

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That's not false.

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That is false information.

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That is false.

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I mean, exactly.

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It's false information.

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What the fuck?

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We tried to take over Canada.

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We never tried to take over Canada.

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We invaded Canada and they pushed us out.

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I think fucking if I don't believe it, I don't think that you might be right.

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No, he just says it a bunch of times and you believe it.

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Yeah, you're right.

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No, I'm serious.

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That's not a fucking thing.

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God, I'm trying to get Canada to take over.

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That's not a fucking thing.

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God, I'm so confused right now.

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What the fuck?

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The only crazy thing about Canada's wildfires though, is that all of them started at the

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same time.

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And they have satellite imagery to show that every single one of them started at the almost

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exact same time.

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So you know what I'm thinking?

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I think there's an underground cave system that actually caught on fire and that's what's

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actually making the fire happen.

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Bro.

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He's fucking right.

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When did we do that?

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The United States invaded Canada in two wars.

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Invasion of Canada, which I've never heard of.

348
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That's the name of the war in 1775.

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Part of the American Revolution.

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Okay, so fucking it was, dude, now we would fucking slap Canada.

351
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Yeah, but then we invade Canada in 1812.

352
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We would slap Canada now, Casey.

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Canada doesn't have a fucking insane military like we do.

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They're just too fucking peaceful.

355
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Fucking, but like the invasion?

356
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The invasion of Canada.

357
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Bro, I've never heard of that shit before in my life.

358
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That's crazy.

359
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No, fucking Canada's gonna invade us.

360
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Are you fucking serious?

361
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Yeah, you think that fucking grudge lasts that long?

362
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They're already trying to fucking smoke us out with the chemical warfare.

363
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Oh my god.

364
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It's doing nothing.

365
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It's fucking, it's not hurting us.

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It's temporary.

367
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It's not hurting us.

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It's causing people to have fucking pollutants in their lungs and fucking have shortness

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of breath.

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Let's go, Casey.

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A fucking healthy person doesn't feel that.

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I could stand out there all day.

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I'd feel just fucking fine.

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I did get a scratchy throat, but that's pretty much it.

375
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I didn't get even that.

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I smoked smoke.

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I mean, I've seen a lot of patients come in this week with shortness of breath.

378
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Yeah, well, maybe they should fucking take better care of themselves and they'd be all

379
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right.

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Ha ha.

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Ha ha.

382
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Ha ha.

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Ha ha.

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Canada, we're gonna be attacked by Canada.

385
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We are not.

386
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What the fuck is Canada gonna do?

387
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All the fucking shit they got is fucking our stuff that we gave them.

388
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Think about it.

389
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Canada is more like kind of socialist, right?

390
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Oh my god.

391
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They're signing with the Chinese.

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Oh my fucking god.

393
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Canada's not gonna do shit.

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If Canada tried to, if Canada fucking hates the Chinese as much as we do.

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If Canada even fucking looked, if Canada even fucking looked at America, they would

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get fucking destroyed.

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They'd get fucking annihilated.

398
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Okay, Casey?

399
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I don't know.

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I don't think Canada even have nukes.

401
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Look at how big the border is.

402
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,240
I don't even think they have nukes.

403
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,960
Bro, look at how big that fucking border is.

404
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:49,960
Oh my fucking god.

405
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They could invade anywhere.

406
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,320
Yeah, they could try to.

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They'd get their fucking shit rocked.

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If you're going fucking infantry of the US into infantry of Canada, the only way that

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we might stand a shot is because they have stricter gun laws.

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But they're gonna be backed by the Chinese is the thing.

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Are you fucking?

412
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Dude, that doesn't even make sense, Casey.

413
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It's gonna be a proxy war.

414
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In your fucking high mind, how the fuck does that make sense?

415
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,360
It's like a proxy war like what happened in Vietnam with the Russians?

416
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,360
It doesn't make sense.

417
00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,360
Fucking why would they do that?

418
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,360
Oh, you invaded us 200 years ago.

419
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Fuck you, America.

420
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,360
No, that is fucking asinine.

421
00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:22,360
Dude, that makes zero sense.

422
00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,360
Dude, we still, we still, dude, Britain is one of our closest allies.

423
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We fucking dropped the bomb on two Japanese cities.

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And now we get along with them now.

425
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:30,360
And that happened way closer to now than then.

426
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:33,360
Also, it's closer to now than now.

427
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,360
It's closer to now than now.

428
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:42,360
And that happened way closer to now than then also it's closer.

429
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,400
It's closer to three hundred years now.

430
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,800
Ali Mac for the revolution.

431
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,800
I'm just saying the World War Three happens.

432
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I don't think Canada is going to be on our side.

433
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:56,080
Oh my fucking God, Casey, you are the absolute the weeds getting to fucking NATO bro.

434
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,440
Dude, the weed is getting to you.

435
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:58,800
Why the fuck would they?

436
00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,800
They're NATO.

437
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:06,120
It's not just like Casey, you're fucking absolutely asinine.

438
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,680
The point of the are you just are you fucking with us, Casey?

439
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,000
Are you actually this stupid?

440
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,280
He is fucking with us.

441
00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:14,320
The point of the podcast is to come on.

442
00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,160
Are you actually the stupid Casey?

443
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,160
Are you?

444
00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:18,160
Are you actually the stupid?

445
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,160
It's a theory.

446
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,160
It's not a theory.

447
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,160
It's fucking retarded.

448
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:27,080
Are you fucking like, are you actually like, like, do you actually believe this Casey?

449
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,080
No, I'll just mess with you.

450
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,080
Okay, thank God.

451
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,080
Thank fucking God.

452
00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:38,080
I thought the weed finally got to you.

453
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,080
I was going to say you see Ukraine fucking defending themselves against Russia.

454
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,920
Yeah, no, I was messing with you about Joseph Pfeiffer too, by the way.

455
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:42,920
I know you were.

456
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:43,920
Okay, well.

457
00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,080
I know you were, but the take was still just so bad.

458
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,880
It was just so bad.

459
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I couldn't help but just be like.

460
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:53,520
You know who's a real American now?

461
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:55,680
You know who's a real American?

462
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,920
Who's a real American?

463
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,440
Our friend Mike Arizioni.

464
00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,800
You know, I think that whole.

465
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:05,640
Bro, the point of the podcast is come up with these conspiracies because these conspiracies

466
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,880
like half the time turned out to be true.

467
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:09,160
Like look at fucking Alex Jones.

468
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:11,200
The shit that he says turns out to be true.

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I'm going to fix that live son.

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00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:15,520
It's maybe not.

471
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,080
Maybe not with Sandy Hook.

472
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,400
But yeah, he did fuck that one up.

473
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:20,880
Dude, I watched it.

474
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,160
But the thing is though is that Alex Jones.

475
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So Alex Jones, here's the deal with him.

476
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:28,920
I think it's a little bit more than just like, it's not like they always come true with him.

477
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,240
And he also has sources for his shit.

478
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That's the crazy.

479
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:37,560
Which is like it's it's it's pretty fucking nuts when he talks about this shit.

480
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But then eventually he goes off the deep end.

481
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He starts getting into the fucking the fallen one, the fallen one.

482
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Once he starts doing that shit, it's like, dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

483
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Fallen one like the other.

484
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I don't want to look at my neighbors.

485
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:57,880
You think I like looking at my neighbors and we think sizing them up thinking I want to

486
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:00,360
grab them up by a chain and eating their organs.

487
00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:03,320
I don't want to eat my neighbors.

488
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:06,920
I do think it's kind of fucked though, that Alex Jones for the longest time before the

489
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,920
Sandy Hook shit just fucking.

490
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,640
Oh, Danny Boy's in route.

491
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:11,880
No, thank Christ.

492
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:15,240
Oh, fucking Danny Boy is in route.

493
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:19,440
So motherfuckers like you see, can I see?

494
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:23,960
So like I I was looking at this shit with with Alex Jones.

495
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,760
I watched the I watched a recent podcast with him.

496
00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,000
The you guys ever hear of Tim Pool?

497
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:35,440
No, Tim Pool is kind of like a middle ground between like right and left type shit.

498
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:37,840
But he talks to like people from each side of the aisle.

499
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:42,640
But he did a podcast with Alex Jones and Alex Jones was talking about this fucking show

500
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:43,640
called Utopia.

501
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,960
You guys ever watch Utopia?

502
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:45,960
No.

503
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:46,960
Yeah.

504
00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,120
So watch the whole show.

505
00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:49,800
The UK version did.

506
00:23:49,800 --> 00:24:01,120
So it's fucking crazy how fucking like a tech billionaire releases a disease that he makes

507
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:08,640
a vaccine for that weakens the immune system and also sterilizes people.

508
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:13,720
But there's also a comic book that comes out called Utopia, which is by the schizophrenic

509
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,320
dude who fought it.

510
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:21,280
But it says he's trying to tell people what's going on with this comic book.

511
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,560
It's literally the most on the nose metaphor ever.

512
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:29,000
Like, it's pretty fucking crazy with that show, too, because it's just I thought the

513
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:34,960
concepts that they did amazing in that show were instead of it using RGB, it used the

514
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:36,260
what the fuck is it?

515
00:24:36,260 --> 00:24:37,260
It's the other one.

516
00:24:37,260 --> 00:24:38,900
It's the cyan magenta.

517
00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:41,640
And yeah, I can't remember.

518
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:43,540
Oh, it's like lavender or something.

519
00:24:43,540 --> 00:24:44,880
It's like a color scheme.

520
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:45,880
Yeah.

521
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,840
And it's like the whole show looks just super, super abstract.

522
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:55,280
But it's horrifying, too, because it's just like, you know, if you I was just going to

523
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:59,480
say if you know about this conspiracy in the show, if you're a character in the show and

524
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:03,320
you know about like this crazy stuff that's going on with this vaccine is going to kill

525
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,760
millions of people, they just know and they're on you.

526
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:08,520
They have sources everywhere.

527
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:12,840
And it's just like I did not want to get the vaccine, but I had to for work.

528
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,080
They forced me to get a vaccine.

529
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,080
And like I did not want to get it at all.

530
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,080
Why?

531
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,080
I don't trust it.

532
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,080
I don't trust it.

533
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:25,280
I think, dude, the back of the vaccine can always have a back door.

534
00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,640
Like, you know, like it could have this thing that like that.

535
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:33,680
That also I got covid more after I got the vaccine twice.

536
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:39,360
The thing is, though, is that I truly believe that politicians don't think that way.

537
00:25:39,360 --> 00:25:43,480
I think politicians are, for the most part, pretty fucking retarded.

538
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:48,480
Dude, I think they're playing retarded and vaccine doesn't really prevent covid from

539
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,480
spreading.

540
00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,480
It just prevents you from getting symptoms.

541
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,880
But I think there might be another back door to it.

542
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,160
I haven't checked my sperm count recently.

543
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,640
So you check your sperm count regularly.

544
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,400
Yeah, I mean, I can confirm.

545
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,120
How do you know?

546
00:26:02,120 --> 00:26:05,880
I can confirm right now with you based off of the shit I got.

547
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,800
Should I told you guys two weeks ago?

548
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:11,560
My sperm clearly fucking good enough.

549
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:15,920
I mean, I still come strings.

550
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:20,160
So I'm pretty sure that clumpy.

551
00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:21,160
You might want to know.

552
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:25,120
No, no, it's not like, you know, like the stream.

553
00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,960
Like you ever do like that thing where you haven't checked off for like fucking like

554
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:29,960
two months.

555
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:30,960
Welcome to the Horace gum episode.

556
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:36,080
Like you haven't jerked off for two months and like you fucking like fucking never done

557
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:41,600
that before in my life, you bust one out and that fucking shoots out like a fucking missile.

558
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:42,600
It's that's it.

559
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:43,960
Suits out like a fucking ICBF.

560
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,000
It's just fucking.

561
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,840
I mean, if I get to like three or four days, I'm at that point, to be honest, I can't fucking

562
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,480
I don't know.

563
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:54,840
That's some self restraint, brother, to do that for a month.

564
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:57,040
My sex drive would not like that.

565
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:58,040
No, bro.

566
00:26:58,040 --> 00:27:01,920
I did no fat for like a good month and a half once.

567
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,280
And why?

568
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,480
You're just torturing yourself.

569
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,480
No, no, no, no.

570
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:06,480
I'm just trying to figure it out.

571
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:13,960
It's a fucking it's a it's a it's a practice in in self restraint is how I did it.

572
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:17,920
But you know, no, not November, no, not November is a fucking meme.

573
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:22,600
No, no, no, no, it's it's about self.

574
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:27,640
It's about self fucking restraint because everybody wants to fucking jerk off all the

575
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:28,640
fucking time.

576
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,480
We have a no nut policy on this podcast.

577
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,120
No, we don't.

578
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:36,280
Seriously, you're going to fucking like like think about it.

579
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,600
Think about how much of a fucking slave you are jerking off.

580
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:44,080
Like when you stop doing that shit, you are fucking like you're a different person, man.

581
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:48,240
Bro, if I stop fucking jerking off, I turn into fucking square.

582
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:52,520
Bro, you're a fucking to eating because you fucking eat food every day.

583
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:53,520
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

584
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:58,680
That's not the same thing because it's just something that yeah, literally something that

585
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,680
gives you dopamine.

586
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,520
So if I did that shit, my girlfriend would be like, do you not love me anymore?

587
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,520
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

588
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:07,520
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

589
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,640
Babe, babe, it's a practice of self restraint.

590
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:14,280
She'd be like, All right, I guess I just need to buy six fucking vibrators, asshole.

591
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,280
No, no, no, no, no, no.

592
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:21,960
I'm not counting like like fucking as as that I'm saying like the jerking off part, like

593
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,400
fucking you can do, well, sure, like type shit.

594
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:30,120
But like if you're jerking off like fucking in high school, I was jerking off like four

595
00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:31,560
times a day sometimes.

596
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,160
Yeah, obviously that's going to like deplete your dopamine because it's like just a huge

597
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:36,160
release of it.

598
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:41,520
Yeah, just like, um, you know, like taking a shit just like releases a little about a

599
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,760
little amount of dopamine.

600
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:47,040
But like the same thing, like, like when I was like fully into boxing, like I'm starting

601
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,920
to get back into boxing again, but like when I was like full into it before my fight, my

602
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,400
trainer would tell me not to jerk off for two weeks.

603
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:59,600
Like, and it fucking, it's a, it's, it's an actual thing because I like, I did.

604
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,920
And like, he would tell me not to jerk off for a month, but I did.

605
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:04,120
I jerked off two weeks into that.

606
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:09,000
And the next day in training, I was fucking like, I was off like, and he's just, and he

607
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,000
goes, be real with me.

608
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000
Did you jerk off?

609
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,000
I'm like, yeah, man.

610
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,640
He just goes, dude, that's also said this on the last podcast, but like, like, I listened

611
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:21,080
to the, yeah, like it's a real, it's a real fucking thing, dude.

612
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,480
It's like a real fucking thing.

613
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,080
I know it was then too.

614
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:29,360
I'm just being a dick.

615
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,960
I'm just being a dick, man.

616
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:33,960
I didn't say anything.

617
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:38,360
I was gonna let it keep going.

618
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,040
So you're not getting the ring with me, buddy.

619
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,040
Let's go.

620
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:43,040
Come, come with me.

621
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:44,040
We'll fucking get in the ring.

622
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,040
We'll spar.

623
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,040
We'll fucking fight, bro.

624
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,040
Casey, how about you?

625
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,600
How about you get in the ring with me?

626
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:49,600
You want to fight?

627
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,600
We'll do it.

628
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,200
I will fucking fist fight you in the ring.

629
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:53,600
I will fuck you up.

630
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:55,240
I will fucking kill you.

631
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,120
Yeah, I'd probably be just because you're such a spaz.

632
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:03,160
Whenever you try to like fight me, you just like do no case.

633
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:06,440
I fucking know how to combo punch because I was a boxer.

634
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,480
Like also, can we, can we talk about what?

635
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,480
No, are you?

636
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:16,240
Oh no, we didn't talk about that on the podcast, but would you consider boxing a martial art?

637
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,160
Like that's, I think that's a good like conversation.

638
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,160
I don't know what the deaf, I feel like this is a fucking who wants to be a millionaire

639
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:23,160
person.

640
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,320
I don't feel like the definition of martial arts.

641
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,280
I don't think that boxing fits into it.

642
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,280
I'll try.

643
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,280
I'll try to look it up.

644
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:35,280
I don't even know what the definition to martial arts is, but I just like, be considered.

645
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,440
It very well could be.

646
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,640
I honestly have no fucking idea.

647
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,520
I really don't know.

648
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:47,120
I just feel like, let's see what the jujitsu Taekwondo like we tie.

649
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,520
Let's see what constitutes a martial art.

650
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:53,280
Martial art is any form of fighting and art that has a set way of practice.

651
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:56,960
So in that definition, boxing is a martial art.

652
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,160
I guess so.

653
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:05,240
So boxing, boxing is considered a martial art because it fits the definition of martial

654
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,240
art perfectly.

655
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:11,160
A combat skill that it can be used for self-defense and also be considered an art.

656
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:16,680
And it is a, it has a set, a set rule set and a discipline for it.

657
00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:21,880
And because I've had this argument with people because I've been a boxer for six, seven,

658
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,880
eight years, maybe 10 now.

659
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,080
But Muhammad Ali trained Tyler.

660
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,080
Yeah.

661
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:36,360
Me, me, me and Cusplone fucking were, he was my trainer, but we, uh, low Creed was your

662
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:37,360
arch enemy.

663
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:38,360
Yeah.

664
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,360
Yeah.

665
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:46,640
But like, I had this argument with like, with like jujitsu guys and there's like boxing

666
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:47,640
is not a martial art.

667
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:55,480
I'm like, it is a martial art because it is a combat focused self-defense thing that also

668
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:59,000
is a set practice and a set set of rules with discipline.

669
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,180
Like that's, that's like the, the definition of a martial art.

670
00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:05,380
So like even like sounds like it's a martial art.

671
00:32:05,380 --> 00:32:10,560
Did you ever hear of Saunders told me about this, but there's this one country where martial

672
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:17,160
arts was banned and they made a, a martial art where it's like dancing, but also fighting

673
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,640
at the same time.

674
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:23,600
So they actually, they, they got away with not being a martial art because it looked

675
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,600
like dance.

676
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:25,600
That's fucking stupid.

677
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,120
No, but that's like an actual thing.

678
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:31,280
Like, like they did that and like the fighting style looks fucking, I forgot the fuck name

679
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,640
or like Kung Fu.

680
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,040
The Korean soldiers know martial arts, South Korea.

681
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,960
I mean Americans, Americans are trained in boxing, like in the military.

682
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,600
I trained in hand combat.

683
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,160
Boys, we should do a podcast from North Korea.

684
00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,160
Yes.

685
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:50,880
Kim Jong-un, if you're listening, we'd like permission to interview.

686
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:51,880
That's our end.

687
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:52,880
Yeah.

688
00:32:52,880 --> 00:32:53,880
We've been in touch with him.

689
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:54,880
We've been in touch with him.

690
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,760
So it's going to, this could work out in our favor.

691
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,760
Yeah.

692
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:01,400
He gave us KP, KP Rara, the Brazilian dancing martial art.

693
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,960
How the fuck do people break fucking bricks with their hands?

694
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,640
That's actually, it's not like a force thing.

695
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:14,520
It's how you hit it because I've had to break boards, but like I've never done like stone

696
00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:19,560
bricks or anything, but if you catch it with your palm the right way, when you go down

697
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,360
with it, you're actually putting like your whole body's force into breaking it.

698
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,000
My sister can do that.

699
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,080
Because like, I had to do it before.

700
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:34,240
I'll kind of show you like a quick demonstration of it, but when you do it, you kind of stand

701
00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:40,000
like this and when you go down, you kind of push your whole body into it.

702
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,120
Like when you see like my body turn, when I do that, like when you go like this, you

703
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:48,240
kind of push your whole body down into the, into the thing.

704
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:52,840
And just to describe to the listeners what Tyler's doing, he's essentially humping Casey's

705
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:53,840
chair.

706
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:54,840
Yeah, sure.

707
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:55,840
Oh my God.

708
00:33:55,840 --> 00:34:03,640
You heard that your, uh, your buddy, Pat Robertson died.

709
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,760
I don't know who that is.

710
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,760
Pat Robertson.

711
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:11,560
I'm from, uh, the seven, the 700 club, the Christian show.

712
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:12,560
I never watched 700.

713
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:13,560
Dude, that shit's scary.

714
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:17,560
I remember, I remember that was one of the shits you'd be fucking.

715
00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:20,560
You remember the memes this week of like him and the devil and he's like right where he

716
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:21,560
belongs now.

717
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:22,560
No, no, any televangelist thing?

718
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:23,560
That's funny as shit.

719
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:24,560
Can I talk about this?

720
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:28,920
Like have we talked about like televangelists yet?

721
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:29,920
Oh, fuck televangelists.

722
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,920
Fucking Joel Oelstein.

723
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:31,920
Fuck that guy.

724
00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:38,320
Can I, I just remember I would, you'd be fucking, you'd be homesick in elementary school, middle

725
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,200
school, be listening to fucking satellite TV.

726
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:42,200
Yeah.

727
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:43,200
The 700 club.

728
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:44,200
Yeah.

729
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,880
And you just watch it and you wouldn't know what it was at first.

730
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:47,120
You'd be like, huh, what's going on?

731
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,320
Like, what's this guy talking about?

732
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,920
Like this is pretty cool.

733
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:56,880
And then he just dropped the bomb at the end where he'd be like, and then Jesus saved,

734
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:57,880
saved us all.

735
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,840
And you're like, oh fuck, it's one of the goddamn religion.

736
00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:05,000
Yeah, but Pat Robertson looked like he was 90, like 20 years ago.

737
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,000
So that's true.

738
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
He's a fucking.

739
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,440
I have a huge, huge problem with televangelists.

740
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,160
Oh, me too.

741
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:16,800
I have a huge issue with them because he's got beef with you guys.

742
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,800
Watch out.

743
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,640
I was gonna come and fuck you.

744
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,040
I challenge you to a boxing match.

745
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,080
I'll give you six months to prepare.

746
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,080
Come on the fucking pod.

747
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,080
Come on the pod.

748
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,080
Joel Oelstein.

749
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:28,080
Joel Oelstein.

750
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,080
See what fucking happens.

751
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,520
Joel Oelstein, I will fucking send you an email right now.

752
00:35:32,520 --> 00:35:34,160
We will fight in Madison Square Garden.

753
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:35,160
Mother fucker.

754
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,440
Well, I will meet you in Madison Square Garden.

755
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,400
I will give you six months to prepare.

756
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:44,200
Me and you, mano a mano, in the ring.

757
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:45,200
Jesus is real soldier.

758
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:46,200
We'll come out of that.

759
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:47,200
We're gonna fucking curb stop you.

760
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,200
Ring that bell, Ali Mack.

761
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,200
You're gonna get your shit fucked.

762
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:50,200
Actually don't, cause you're fucking.

763
00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,200
I'll ring the bell.

764
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,200
He's ringing the bell.

765
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,200
Get over here.

766
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,200
We'll open the door.

767
00:35:54,200 --> 00:36:02,040
And fucking break your jaw, bitch.

768
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,040
During Hurricane Harvey, actually.

769
00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:07,320
Joel Oelstein, I'm coming for you, motherfucker.

770
00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,120
You're on our fucking shit list.

771
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,600
Come at me, brother.

772
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:14,320
Joel Oelstein, if you're listening to this, and I know you do, you're one of our fucking

773
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,840
listeners, Joel Oelstein.

774
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,920
Mother fucker, I see you in the street.

775
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,720
It is fucking on site.

776
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,720
It is on site.

777
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:24,360
It is on site right now, because he's gonna be the hitman you're never gonna expect.

778
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:29,000
It is an on site rivalry, buddy.

779
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,600
I see you coming up on my fucking street.

780
00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:35,760
I'm gonna pop six caps in your fucking ass, Joel Oelstein.

781
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:36,760
You come on.

782
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,760
You're like fucking Grove Street in this motherfucker.

783
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:40,760
To judge.

784
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,760
To judge.

785
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:42,760
You come up on To judge.

786
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:47,200
You look at me, Joel Oelstein, I'll fucking pop a cap in your fucking ass.

787
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:49,200
I pull out my nine.

788
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,200
Gat, gat.

789
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:51,200
I'm coming for you, Joel Oelstein.

790
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:52,200
I'm coming for you.

791
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,200
I'm coming for your throat, Joel Oelstein.

792
00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:55,720
Tyler had a lot of caffeine today.

793
00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:58,920
I'm coming for your fucking throat, Joel Oelstein.

794
00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,920
It's on site.

795
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:00,920
Come up to New York.

796
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,360
Come up to New York, Joel Oelstein.

797
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,480
I'll pop a cap in your ass.

798
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,080
God damn.

799
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:10,280
So Joel Oelstein actually during Hurricane Harvey, he had like three acres.

800
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:11,280
Oh yeah, fuck that guy.

801
00:37:11,280 --> 00:37:12,280
He had a bunch of land.

802
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,280
A huge house.

803
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,480
And he didn't let anybody in for shelter.

804
00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:17,560
He was like, fuck them.

805
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,000
I'm gonna make a, I'm gonna make a.

806
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,000
He belongs.

807
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:25,360
He lets people, he lets these like huge arenas of these like massive churches of people in

808
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:26,880
so he can get their money.

809
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,880
Yeah.

810
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,040
It's just a fucking, it's all about the money.

811
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:35,280
I'm gonna make a, I'm gonna make an image for our, for our, our, our thing.

812
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,280
I'm gonna do it.

813
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:42,640
It's gonna look like the Kill Shot fucking logo from fucking Eminem.

814
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:44,400
Religion.

815
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,160
And then we're gonna be, we're gonna be in contact with this guy's lawyers like tomorrow.

816
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:51,360
Dude, I would be like on site.

817
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,040
On fucking site, Joel Oelstein.

818
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:58,200
Be like Joel Oelstein, we've just got reports that the Untitled podcast has targeted you.

819
00:37:58,200 --> 00:37:59,640
Would you like to press charges?

820
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:00,640
I'd be like, yeah.

821
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:01,640
On site.

822
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:02,680
He'd be like, yeah.

823
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:07,800
And with the millions and millions of dollars he's made off of a fucking church scheme,

824
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,800
we'd be ruined.

825
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:14,000
Dude, you remember that dude that walked across like Niagara Falls on the fucking wire?

826
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,440
I remember the guy who did that shit between the two, the twin towers.

827
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,440
It's the same guy.

828
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,440
They were still a thing.

829
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,440
Same guy.

830
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,440
I'm sorry.

831
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,440
Pretty bad.

832
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:24,440
Whoops.

833
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:25,440
My bad.

834
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,120
No, the guy that was still, he like walked across the Grand Canyon.

835
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:30,120
Yeah, I remember that guy.

836
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:35,040
I think Joel Oelstein was like his preacher, his like, he had like a priest come, I think

837
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,040
it was Joel Oelstein.

838
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,040
It was like a tele, televangical.

839
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,040
Fucking hate that guy.

840
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:40,040
Fuck that guy.

841
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,480
I'm gonna fucking, oh, Joel Oelstein.

842
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:48,120
Remember he reels you in with the first 30 seconds of the episode and that's over.

843
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:53,960
So as a Catholic, Joel Oelstein is the most fucking heretic person I think I've ever fucking

844
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:54,960
seen.

845
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,840
He preaches prosperity gospel, which in Catholicism is a fucking major sin.

846
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:03,960
He is known as, what the fuck are they called in the Bible?

847
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,440
I'll figure it out later.

848
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,560
It's just targeted towards people's grandmothers that still have it.

849
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,280
No, but the thing is, the thing is, in the Bible.

850
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:19,680
It literally talks about people who will use faith and preaching as a form of monetary

851
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,680
thing.

852
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,960
Like priests are supposed to take a vow of poverty.

853
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,000
Like that's like a big thing that priests have to do.

854
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:30,440
They had to take a vow of poverty so they don't like, like they get paid by the church,

855
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,200
but they basically just get paid to live.

856
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,040
Like they don't, they don't get any like bonus.

857
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,440
Catholic churches take donations.

858
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:42,440
They do, but that goes to like, like it used to go directly to the, to the Pope.

859
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:47,760
But now because we, we've changed like a, like kind of how we do it.

860
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,520
All that shit goes to like the poor.

861
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,200
It goes, goes to the Pope.

862
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:54,200
The it used to go to the Pope.

863
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,200
Yeah.

864
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,200
It's the Pope.

865
00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:58,480
No, the Pope is a great guy.

866
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,480
Like what?

867
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,480
Fucking shit.

868
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,160
Let's fucking grass.

869
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:09,120
If you come in here, so you fucking pop a tech nine on your bitch ass, you donate money

870
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,480
to some rich guy in Italy.

871
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:11,480
Oh my God.

872
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,320
I'm going to wipe the fucking floor with your teeth.

873
00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:15,320
Bitch.

874
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:16,320
Fuck the Vatican.

875
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,320
Stop molesting kids.

876
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:19,320
I leave Max off the rails too.

877
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:24,920
So when you donate to the Catholic church, you were donating to the old guy in the, in

878
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:31,440
Italy that already is rich.

879
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:33,680
You used to now it's not, now it's not.

880
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,680
So you're basically like paying for his sex dolls and shit.

881
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,680
Jesus Christ.

882
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:46,400
Well, my goodness gracious.

883
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:54,520
So Joel Osteen is literally fucking, it is the epitome of anti like a anti religious

884
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,520
shit.

885
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,520
What about Peter Popoff?

886
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:57,520
I don't know who that is.

887
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,000
Oh, you ever seen Peter Popoff?

888
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:04,000
He's that guy he used to do commercials, sell like miracle water.

889
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:08,440
He would sell this like miracle water and it would be, people would buy it and be like,

890
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:09,440
Oh, you saved my life.

891
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,400
And I got like $20,000 in my mail.

892
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,440
Deputy pasta.

893
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,720
My man, my man pasta.

894
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:19,520
Dude, he posted.

895
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,520
What happened?

896
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:22,560
He posted our group chat.

897
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:23,560
Pasta.

898
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:28,560
I didn't, you know, he's still alive.

899
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:34,640
But if you pop off would sell this miracle water to like like people like dumb people,

900
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:35,640
right?

901
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:39,880
And they'd be like, Oh, he'd have like testimonials where people would be like, Oh, I got $20,000

902
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,280
in my mail after drinking the miracle water.

903
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:47,000
It was just like these little bottles of like holy water or some shit and he would like

904
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,440
preach to people and you never saw those commercials on TV.

905
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,800
I know I have a piece of shit.

906
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,560
I think he probably got sued recently.

907
00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,400
I think I fucking shit.

908
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:06,160
He's another one of those televangical guys that uses religion for profit.

909
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,160
Yeah.

910
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:12,160
God, I, I wish I, I pray to God this upcoming school semester and I really don't think it's

911
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:17,600
going to happen because this is a third of the attendance of the, the last college I

912
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:18,600
went to.

913
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:23,400
Um, fucking what the fuck am I saying?

914
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:24,400
Okay.

915
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:25,920
I went to Hudson Valley community college.

916
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,080
That was a, it's a bigger school.

917
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,080
Yeah.

918
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:33,680
Fucking they would be the most batshit fucking preachers all the time that would come into

919
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:38,200
the quad there and just like preachers at the college.

920
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:43,360
Like in like the, because it's just like a open, there's like this open pavilion in Hudson

921
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:48,320
Valley where you have people that it's not like they sign up to do it or something.

922
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:52,480
They just come in and it gathers a crowd because this person starts yelling.

923
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,760
They use the college as their platform.

924
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:58,680
So like, they don't like, they don't like forbid people from doing that.

925
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,680
No, no.

926
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,280
It's, it's, they have no speech.

927
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,880
They, you can't, yeah, but they have no read the trespassing.

928
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,360
They don't go to the school.

929
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,480
They're not really essentially trespassing.

930
00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,280
There's nothing saying that you can't go on most college campuses.

931
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,280
Sure.

932
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,640
You can, but if you're going to like make like a public thing like that, I feel like

933
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,800
you have to have some kind of permission.

934
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:22,000
Why the whole point of college is like, but it's not public though.

935
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000
Right?

936
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000
No, it's

937
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:29,280
a bunch of fucking, a bunch of college students just gather.

938
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:33,160
I can't just walk into the high school right here and go to a classroom and start preaching

939
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,840
about fucking a college is different.

940
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:40,400
So I can just walk into a college and like start preaching about conspiracies.

941
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:45,760
Yeah, I actually saw that at least you could definitely do that at Hudson Valley.

942
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:46,760
Yeah.

943
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:50,520
Like, cause this, I saw some people with some outlandish fucking claims.

944
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,680
They were telling everybody that they were fucking going.

945
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:56,520
I think I talked about this in one of the episodes.

946
00:43:56,520 --> 00:44:00,720
I'll keep it short, but there was this one dude who was saying that like, if you jerked

947
00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,000
off once, you went to hell.

948
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,600
Like if you fucking smoke weed ever, you went to hell.

949
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:09,040
If you dressed like a whore, you went to hell.

950
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:14,640
And everybody was just laying into this guy and he just kept coming back with like his,

951
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,200
like he did not back down and he was getting people riled up.

952
00:44:18,200 --> 00:44:28,320
And I remember this fucking, oh fuck, this rainbow haired check got really angry.

953
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:34,540
I've got really angry at what this person had to say because they went back and forth

954
00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:37,560
a couple of times and she was like, well, I'm a fucking lesbian.

955
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,720
Like how's that make you feel?

956
00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:44,040
And he's like, I think you're going to fucking hell.

957
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,080
She was just like, you can't say that to me.

958
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:48,200
Like blah, blah, blah, blah.

959
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:52,200
And he's like, why the fuck can't I say, I believe that you're going to hell.

960
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,120
He's like, do you need to be with the opposite sex?

961
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:56,560
Fucking call yourself whatever you want.

962
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:57,560
You're going to hell.

963
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:58,560
People like that.

964
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:02,440
You can't change the well, the best part is the best part is, and I remember it was just

965
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:07,800
like profound to watch as a student because there's this crazy fucking dialogue between

966
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,320
these people.

967
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:14,760
She fucking runs up to the guy, steals his sign that like has this, like you're going

968
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:19,480
to hell on it, I think is what the fucking sign said, grabs it and starts trying to run

969
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,960
away for way with it.

970
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:26,640
A peace officer fucking tracked them down and fucking destroyed them.

971
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,920
And they're like, you can't touch his shit.

972
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:31,200
You can't fucking do that.

973
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,800
Like that's his right to fucking say what he wants to say.

974
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,880
You can't just grab his shit and try to fucking free.

975
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,880
I support everyone.

976
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,680
And that was, I just remember it.

977
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,080
We all fucking cheer do.

978
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:47,040
Even though I thought the dude that was saying all this shit was an asshole, like this fucking

979
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:50,120
Karen that came up was also a huge asshole.

980
00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:55,180
So like when the peace officer guy, everybody was just like, yeah, like fuck you.

981
00:45:55,180 --> 00:45:59,560
As much as I disagree with what they're saying, there's like no idea.

982
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,720
I'm not going to fuck their day up.

983
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,680
Let him say this shit and let's grill them.

984
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,720
I don't want to steal his sign.

985
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:07,400
It's just, you're losing your temper.

986
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,200
There's no part of arguing with people like that.

987
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,520
Like you're not going to change their beliefs.

988
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,480
Somebody that that's far in one that far in one direction.

989
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,880
That's why I like started.

990
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,400
I stopped arguing with fucking people on Facebook.

991
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,000
I love it.

992
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:23,880
Wait, do you have a T on fight there on fucking site?

993
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:24,880
Yeah, I do.

994
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:25,880
Who is that?

995
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:26,880
I just didn't know.

996
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:27,880
It's Joel.

997
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:28,880
Oh yeah.

998
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:29,880
Send that to me.

999
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:30,880
I'll make that the picture.

1000
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,880
Tyler fights Joel.

1001
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:34,600
Yo Joel.

1002
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:40,320
If you are out there fucking sign up, come to my fucking basement and we'll have a fucking

1003
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:41,320
fight club.

1004
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,320
Yep.

1005
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:43,320
No holes barred.

1006
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,880
Just no pulling hair.

1007
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:46,920
No kicking nuts.

1008
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:47,920
That's the only two rules.

1009
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,840
Do you think everything else?

1010
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:53,000
Do you think that you get anything out of arguing with people like that?

1011
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
No.

1012
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,500
Do you like do you like arguing with that?

1013
00:46:57,500 --> 00:47:02,320
So the thing is, is that essentially at the end of the day is if you find two people that

1014
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:06,680
are in that same spot in my experience doing like debates and stuff and I was always really

1015
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:12,760
good at doing it, but I didn't like doing them, but I do like these debates in college

1016
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,560
classes and it was fucking cool.

1017
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:15,560
How are we doing?

1018
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,560
Dan is here.

1019
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:17,560
Fuck Joel Olsteen.

1020
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:21,160
I'll fucking kill him.

1021
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:23,360
I feel like we're jumping into a good topic, Dan.

1022
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,280
I feel like you're going to like this.

1023
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,880
We're talking about if you like debating with people that like you know are set in their

1024
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:30,880
ways.

1025
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:31,880
Yeah, of course.

1026
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:32,880
That's the thing.

1027
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:33,880
He does.

1028
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,920
So that's the thing is I was the same way because we'd go into these political science

1029
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,320
courses and I fucking couldn't give a shit about college at this point, but I did know

1030
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:41,840
a good chunk about politics.

1031
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,920
It's just all I looked at in my free time.

1032
00:47:43,920 --> 00:47:47,400
So when I walked in these classes and at the time I was left wing, but I was not like a

1033
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:54,120
left wing extremist, we do these debates and it would just be like, it would just be like,

1034
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,200
all right, let's hear it.

1035
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,440
And it was like an even split of people that were on the left and the right.

1036
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:03,120
And it was just like, it would always come down between me and this other chick and we'd

1037
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,560
just be trading points.

1038
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:08,520
And it was just, we were trading blow after blow and we had perfect counter arguments

1039
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:09,520
to both.

1040
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:14,560
And like, it was just a matter of like who lost, who lost their cool first because it

1041
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,600
was like, eventually you're just going to get frustrated that like you can't express

1042
00:48:17,600 --> 00:48:18,600
your view to them.

1043
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,000
But some people are like set and so set in their own ways.

1044
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,200
They're like not going to change their mind.

1045
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,200
Yeah.

1046
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:25,200
But you can make those people angry though.

1047
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,200
Yes.

1048
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,200
Yeah.

1049
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:28,960
That's the thing.

1050
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,440
Because they see that their arguments are flawed.

1051
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:32,440
Yeah.

1052
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,080
You just, you just need to beat them in their argument, but you've got to be good to do

1053
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:36,560
that with some people.

1054
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,800
You got to put it in a way that makes sense to them because you can make a good point

1055
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,400
and they can just disregard it.

1056
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:44,400
That's what I do to Tyler.

1057
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,400
Oh shit.

1058
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,400
Oh fuck.

1059
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,800
Tyler, do we have a comeback to that?

1060
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:52,400
I feel like you need to take a stand after that.

1061
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:53,400
Wait, what?

1062
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,400
Oh, come on, man.

1063
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,400
God damn it.

1064
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,400
What does your shirt say?

1065
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,400
Oh, it's a twin peaks.

1066
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,880
It's a show twin peaks.

1067
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:02,880
Oh yeah.

1068
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,880
Check this out.

1069
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:04,880
Oh, that's awesome.

1070
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:05,880
Where'd you get that?

1071
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:06,880
Like on Amazon or something.

1072
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:07,880
I don't know.

1073
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:15,840
But yeah, dude, like you, you missed the part where I was like ready to tussle with Joel

1074
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:16,840
Olsteen.

1075
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,920
Like I want to, I literally want to fight Joel Olsteen.

1076
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:20,920
Why?

1077
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:22,920
I think he's got some good stuff.

1078
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:23,920
No, no.

1079
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,120
I want to fucking shit.

1080
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:30,160
I want me and him, I told him six months, I will give you six months for a pair.

1081
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:36,200
Meet me, Madison Square Garden, me, mano a mano, Catholic versus fucking televangelist.

1082
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:38,000
See who comes down on top.

1083
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
What's his fucking televangelist?

1084
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000
He's a fucking born again Christian.

1085
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
He profits off of religion.

1086
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,000
Fuck that guy.

1087
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,680
That's Tyler's main problem.

1088
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:48,360
Tyler, I feel like you could probably be good at that.

1089
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,080
Oh, I would be great at it.

1090
00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:53,480
Did I ever show you guys my Southern Baptist impression?

1091
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:54,480
Yes.

1092
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,400
Yes, Tyler, you did the whole thing on an episode.

1093
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:04,120
The other thing we did for like 10 minutes.

1094
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:09,360
The other thing is that we were, we're calling each other out on topics that we know the

1095
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,360
other has talked about now.

1096
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:13,480
Everybody's getting that.

1097
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:16,720
This motherfucker said that we were going to fight Canada in a war.

1098
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:18,280
I think it's a great idea.

1099
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,080
I was thinking that the other day.

1100
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,080
Honestly, God fuck Canada.

1101
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:29,400
If Canada wasn't a country, we wouldn't have, oh wait, fucking nothing.

1102
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,400
They don't produce anything.

1103
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,600
We have maple syrup here and it's better in New York.

1104
00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,320
He was saying that Canada was going to invade us.

1105
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:44,280
If Canada invaded us, one, we would just be like, what the fuck are you guys doing?

1106
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:47,920
We could just let that move.

1107
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,200
You guys can come in with an enhanced driver's license.

1108
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:55,160
You guys are basically part of the country already.

1109
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,000
You don't need to invade us.

1110
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:02,720
Even if they did invade us, we'd be like, all right, you guys literally have like fucking

1111
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:03,720
no guns.

1112
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:04,720
Like come at us.

1113
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:07,920
We got like four guns in every house here.

1114
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,240
Like just come at us, bro.

1115
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,480
There are more guns than people in the United States.

1116
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:12,480
Are there?

1117
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,480
Yeah.

1118
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,480
Oh yeah.

1119
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:15,480
Well, there's like four for every person.

1120
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:16,480
Right?

1121
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:17,480
Just fucking.

1122
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,400
I think I got it as an extreme as to just hunt down every Canadian.

1123
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,200
I show you the gun that I'm looking at.

1124
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:27,440
Did you know there's like a there's like one little US town that's like actually like in

1125
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,360
Canada that shit?

1126
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,360
It's weird.

1127
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,360
Yeah.

1128
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:33,120
It's like if you look at the border, I was watching a video on it.

1129
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,200
Oh, I think it's by Michigan, right?

1130
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:36,200
Yeah.

1131
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,200
Yeah.

1132
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:40,520
If you look at the border, there's one little square that goes up into Canada and they've

1133
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:45,320
argued about like they should really be part of Canada, you know, because it doesn't make

1134
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,960
any sense that the border would be straight all the way across.

1135
00:51:47,960 --> 00:51:50,640
And then there's just like one little square.

1136
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:55,680
So it causes like some problems because they have to like treat it like an actual border,

1137
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,200
you know, it's weird.

1138
00:51:57,200 --> 00:52:00,680
I forget what the name of the town is, but I've heard of that though.

1139
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:04,640
We are basically where it's like there's some places where it's literally like across the

1140
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:05,640
street.

1141
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:06,640
Yeah.

1142
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:07,640
Other country.

1143
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:08,640
Right.

1144
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:09,640
I've seen.

1145
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,760
I feel like I've seen a couple of videos on that before.

1146
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:13,320
Yeah, that's crazy.

1147
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:18,000
In Canada is really, I mean, they're just, they're just about good for nothing.

1148
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:23,360
I was reading this one record where this guy like fell and hit his head and he got a traumatic

1149
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:28,680
brain injury and because he wasn't part of the medical system there, I think I talked

1150
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:29,760
about this before.

1151
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:34,280
I'm pretty sure they basically just shipped them back off to the U S. So like, yeah, we

1152
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:35,280
can't help you.

1153
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:37,800
They're like, they literally wouldn't do anything because he wasn't part of the national health

1154
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:38,800
service or whatever they call it.

1155
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:40,760
Oh, I got to tell you a story about that.

1156
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:41,760
Socialized medicine.

1157
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,960
I haven't worked this week off the book.

1158
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,840
I want to hear it on the podcast.

1159
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:47,840
No, you don't.

1160
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:48,840
Is this the good one?

1161
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:49,840
What?

1162
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:50,840
Oh yeah.

1163
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:57,120
Dude, the last dude, the fucking one, this one actually, this one, there you go.

1164
00:52:57,120 --> 00:52:58,120
Yeah.

1165
00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,120
Yeah.

1166
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:00,120
Dude, this one right.

1167
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,120
All right.

1168
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,120
I'm fucking following that.

1169
00:53:02,120 --> 00:53:05,560
I can't let you do that alone.

1170
00:53:05,560 --> 00:53:06,560
That one rips with age.

1171
00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:07,560
Like the black one.

1172
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:08,560
Yeah.

1173
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:09,560
No, no, no, this one right.

1174
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,760
This one caught us off guard.

1175
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:13,120
I mean, you just did this one.

1176
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:15,600
So I bet that's not going to be that.

1177
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:16,600
But yeah, that one right with age.

1178
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,600
All right, here we go.

1179
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:25,600
Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's in my eyes.

1180
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:29,960
Dude, it never gets old.

1181
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:31,520
What about that one?

1182
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:34,120
Oh, dude, my fucking eyes are watering.

1183
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:35,120
Holy shit.

1184
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,600
Something's happening up in my nostril.

1185
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:38,600
Oh, did you know who?

1186
00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:40,720
Did you know who Pat Robertson was?

1187
00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:42,760
Who the fuck is Pat Robertson?

1188
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,360
The guy from the 700 club that died today?

1189
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:46,360
No.

1190
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:48,960
The really fucking old guy.

1191
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:49,960
Did Tyler know?

1192
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:50,960
No, no, I didn't.

1193
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:51,960
Get in the fucking ring, Joel Holstein.

1194
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:52,960
Fuck you, motherfucker.

1195
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:53,960
Come on, Joel Holstein.

1196
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:54,960
Don't be scared.

1197
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:55,960
What about the other one that looks like he's like older?

1198
00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:56,960
Oh, the fucking reptile man?

1199
00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:57,960
Yeah.

1200
00:53:57,960 --> 00:53:58,960
Fuck him too.

1201
00:53:58,960 --> 00:53:59,960
You want to fight me?

1202
00:53:59,960 --> 00:54:00,960
Madison Square.

1203
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:01,960
Fuck him too.

1204
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:02,960
Fuck him too.

1205
00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:03,960
Fuck him too.

1206
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:04,960
Fuck him too.

1207
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:05,960
Fuck him too.

1208
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:06,960
Fuck him too.

1209
00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:07,960
Fuck him too.

1210
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:08,960
Fuck him too.

1211
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:09,960
Fuck him too.

1212
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:10,960
Madison Square Garden.

1213
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:11,960
He's a reptile man.

1214
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:12,960
He's like an older one.

1215
00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,640
He's kind of really an asshole, it seems like.

1216
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:15,640
Fuck that guy.

1217
00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:16,640
I like Joel Holstein.

1218
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,440
That might have been Pat Robertson.

1219
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,160
So why do you like Joel Holstein?

1220
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:22,400
I got to hear the devil's ad for some point of view.

1221
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,400
Hold on a sec.

1222
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:24,400
Hold on now.

1223
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:26,160
I'm going to pull up a reason why I like Joel Holstein.

1224
00:54:26,160 --> 00:54:27,160
I know.

1225
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:28,160
Because he's got some good advice.

1226
00:54:28,160 --> 00:54:29,160
I want to hear the counter argument.

1227
00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:32,640
I want to see if I can get swayed here.

1228
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:33,640
Hold on.

1229
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:37,040
Dude, people in Hurricane Harvey were like begging to get in his house or shelter, and

1230
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,040
he was like, fuck him.

1231
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:39,040
I just got new carpeting.

1232
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:40,040
Oh, would you let him in?

1233
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:41,040
I just got new carpeting.

1234
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:42,040
Yeah.

1235
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,040
Fuck that guy.

1236
00:54:43,040 --> 00:54:45,040
Dude, he has like a huge fucking mansion.

1237
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,040
Dude.

1238
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:49,160
No, it was his fucking church.

1239
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,160
It wasn't his house.

1240
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:51,160
It was his church.

1241
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,160
Oh yeah, his church.

1242
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,160
That's even worse.

1243
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:54,160
Yeah.

1244
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:55,160
He wants people into his church to make money.

1245
00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:56,160
That man is not a man of God.

1246
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:58,160
He is a fucking man of the devil.

1247
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,760
He only lets them in when he can make money off of them.

1248
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:05,360
Tyler, your face... Just to paint the picture to the listeners here, Tyler's face is burned

1249
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:06,360
with passion right now.

1250
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,360
Fuck that guy.

1251
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,360
He is angry about this.

1252
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,360
I will fight him.

1253
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:10,360
Come on, Joel Olsteen.

1254
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,360
Me and you.

1255
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,360
Mind your own business.

1256
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,360
And guess what?

1257
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:15,360
Charity goes to actual charity.

1258
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,360
Not to you, Joel.

1259
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:19,480
Oh, that's why you won't fucking fight me.

1260
00:55:19,480 --> 00:55:22,360
Because you can't get a fucking thing from that, pussy.

1261
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,360
Bitch.

1262
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:29,720
Just before we listen to this, I just want to say what you said about Joel Olsteen, you

1263
00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:32,920
just described New York State to a T. Like letting people in.

1264
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:40,280
No, because what they did is they made New York State a safe haven.

1265
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:41,280
Isn't that what it is?

1266
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,440
What it is when they- It's a sanctuary state.

1267
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,440
Sanctuary state.

1268
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:48,440
And then did you hear the thing that the mayor of New York City said?

1269
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,440
No.

1270
00:55:49,440 --> 00:55:54,520
That he's asking people, because they're overrun with immigrants now, he's asking people to

1271
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:56,400
let immigrants into their houses.

1272
00:55:56,400 --> 00:55:57,400
Yeah, fuck that.

1273
00:55:57,400 --> 00:55:58,400
Oh, Lord.

1274
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,440
I think... You guys made it a sanctuary state.

1275
00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:07,440
You take in more money in sales tax than some small countries have for a GDP.

1276
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:09,440
Why don't you fucking pay for them?

1277
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:12,640
We all pay fucking taxes and you're in front of the mayor.

1278
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:14,320
Or throw them into your house.

1279
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,320
Don't fucking let them in.

1280
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,120
Don't be a fucking sanctuary state.

1281
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:18,120
Because guess what?

1282
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:21,240
These fucking immigrants come in, and this is going to get fucking... This is another

1283
00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:22,240
canceled episode.

1284
00:56:22,240 --> 00:56:25,240
Yeah, I was going to say, I don't like where this is going.

1285
00:56:25,240 --> 00:56:29,400
God damn immigrants bring in my God damn hair.

1286
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:30,400
These immigrants are going to come in.

1287
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,120
God knows heaven.

1288
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:36,800
It's like these fucking refugees from Syria and shit, they don't fucking do the thing

1289
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:38,280
because they're just like, well, we're all immigrants.

1290
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:42,680
It's like, yeah, when our family came over as immigrants, we fucking became part of the

1291
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:43,680
country.

1292
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:45,520
We followed the rules of this country.

1293
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:47,440
We fucking made it.

1294
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:50,240
We didn't have to be like, oh, I'm moving here.

1295
00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,120
I'm going to change the rules for me.

1296
00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,080
We never heard of Ellis Island.

1297
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,080
Ellis Island, motherfuckers.

1298
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:56,900
It's not a very happy place.

1299
00:56:56,900 --> 00:56:58,840
We made it through there.

1300
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,840
So I like potatoes.

1301
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,840
So our fucking Irish came over.

1302
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:04,840
We're probably cousins, Ali Mac.

1303
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:07,920
I think we're all cousins, probably.

1304
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:10,440
But I'm German and Irish.

1305
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,360
Like motherfuckers, I'm an angry motherfucker.

1306
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,640
It would be hilarious if we were all related.

1307
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,160
Have you ever done your 23andMe?

1308
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:18,160
Have you done your 23andMe?

1309
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:19,160
I have not.

1310
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,160
Have you?

1311
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:21,160
The DNA thing?

1312
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:22,160
Yeah.

1313
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:23,160
I know what I'm going to get.

1314
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,240
You should see how far back it is until we're all related.

1315
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:29,160
Did you see a guy that looks like a combination of all three of us?

1316
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,160
I did the ancestry.

1317
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,160
Four.

1318
00:57:31,160 --> 00:57:35,120
He's like 5'6", like me, has Casey's face, Tyler's glasses.

1319
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,120
Mine only.

1320
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,120
Oh, yeah, that's right.

1321
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:38,120
So you didn't do your 23andMe.

1322
00:57:38,120 --> 00:57:39,120
I know.

1323
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,120
We don't know.

1324
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:46,960
No, but we all, like all our ancestors came over.

1325
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:50,440
And when we came to the country, we came with the knowledge knowing that the country's not

1326
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,640
going to change for us.

1327
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,040
Our ancestors had to change for the country.

1328
00:57:54,040 --> 00:57:58,200
I honestly think you're giving, you're giving my ancestors a little too much credit.

1329
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:00,560
I think they just came over looking for food.

1330
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:02,120
I actually did my whole family.

1331
00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,960
There wasn't a whole lot of that going around.

1332
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:10,160
No, but fucking these new immigrants that are coming over that I have an issue with.

1333
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:13,440
These new ones, yeah, let me tell you something about these new ones.

1334
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:17,520
I don't mind letting them in, but don't let them near the pressure cookers and marathons.

1335
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,160
That's all I'm saying.

1336
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:26,720
I think these guys come in and they want to change.

1337
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,720
They want to change the fabric of America.

1338
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:33,000
They don't want to fucking become like if you want to come over and what's the word

1339
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:38,320
like when you when you become part of something integrate, integrate into society.

1340
00:58:38,320 --> 00:58:40,280
That's fine.

1341
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:44,520
But if you if you want to come over and you want to change like everything to your country's

1342
00:58:44,520 --> 00:58:47,620
rules, you fucking left that country because it was a piece of shit.

1343
00:58:47,620 --> 00:58:51,360
You came to America because the greatest goddamn country on the planet that has ever existed

1344
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:52,640
and will ever exist.

1345
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:53,920
I agree with that.

1346
00:58:53,920 --> 00:58:55,880
I disagree with with that, though.

1347
00:58:55,880 --> 00:59:00,080
I feel like these people that are coming over the vast, vast majority of immigrants are

1348
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,040
just looking for a livable wage.

1349
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,640
They're not the best and brightest anymore.

1350
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,360
They're setting over all these fucking retards.

1351
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:09,120
They're not coming over with a fucking massive political agenda.

1352
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:14,120
Yes, they are, because look at all these Chinese fucking burgers, dude.

1353
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:15,120
Let me talk.

1354
00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:20,120
My friend, there was a good nun here, my friend.

1355
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:24,880
But these guys come over and they're like, oh, and like they fucking they're like, this

1356
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:25,880
isn't Sharia law.

1357
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:28,520
So I'm not fucking following the fucking rules.

1358
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:31,120
Like they want Sharia law for this fucking country.

1359
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:32,480
And that's never going to fucking happen.

1360
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:35,200
If they try to do that shit, there's going to there's going to be some there's going

1361
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:36,200
to be some shit that happens.

1362
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:37,200
All right.

1363
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,320
It's not going to, though.

1364
00:59:38,320 --> 00:59:43,880
They want to, though, like all these like in the in the in the Quran, the Sharia law

1365
00:59:43,880 --> 00:59:46,760
is how the world is supposed to be in their religion.

1366
00:59:46,760 --> 00:59:48,920
Like Sharia law is how it's supposed to be.

1367
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:54,640
And any place that's not Sharia law, it needs to be changed into that type shit.

1368
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:55,640
Good luck.

1369
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:56,640
Yeah.

1370
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:57,640
Good fucking luck.

1371
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,440
You try to enforce that shit over here.

1372
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:01,280
There's going to be some fucking bad shit that happens.

1373
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:04,360
Well, there's no you're never going to find a majority that's going to.

1374
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:07,480
I'm waiting for the pope to call for the fucking ninth crusade.

1375
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:11,400
Isn't it interesting that all those countries with those weird fucking Sharia law and like

1376
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:12,400
head coverings?

1377
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,400
They're all shit.

1378
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:17,000
They're all the ones that like kill people in the in the street embassies.

1379
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,000
Yeah.

1380
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,000
They don't have nuclear weapons.

1381
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:21,080
It's like so I don't know.

1382
01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:23,880
It's like, what the fuck are you going to do?

1383
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:27,560
Like I want to go see Jerusalem every time they tried to do that shit.

1384
01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:29,680
That's been pretty quick.

1385
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:34,520
No, but the thing is, the thing is, but the thing is, you can't go to fucking Jerusalem

1386
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:40,160
now as a fucking American or anybody who's not a Muslim, because if you go to like Jerusalem

1387
01:00:40,160 --> 01:00:43,760
or some shit and you are not fucking following their rules, they'll fucking throw you in

1388
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:45,480
jail or worse, kill you.

1389
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:50,720
Like I want to go and see where like my holy land is, but I can't do that because of all

1390
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:51,920
this fucking shit that's going on.

1391
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:52,920
Your holy land.

1392
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:55,760
Like Catholic holy land is in is in Jerusalem, too.

1393
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:56,920
That's where Jesus was born.

1394
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,800
That's where all that shit was going on.

1395
01:00:58,800 --> 01:00:59,800
Yeah.

1396
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:04,920
It's crazy because all three of the world's major religions all stem from like right in

1397
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:06,040
Jerusalem.

1398
01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,400
Every single one of them has a holy.

1399
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,080
But was that always Jerusalem?

1400
01:01:09,080 --> 01:01:10,080
Yeah.

1401
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:13,880
I think it was Jerusalem over there like Jerusalem because I thought it was more towards Iraq.

1402
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:20,720
No, Jerusalem is in is like half of Jerusalem's in Palestine and half of Jerusalem's in Israel.

1403
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:22,280
Like that's like, oh, Jerusalem.

1404
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,280
Okay.

1405
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,280
Yeah.

1406
01:01:24,280 --> 01:01:29,240
Jerusalem is where Palestine is not a recognized country is where Jesus like did.

1407
01:01:29,240 --> 01:01:33,160
Actually, Israel's not a recognized country because want to Palestine.

1408
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:34,160
You're right.

1409
01:01:34,160 --> 01:01:36,360
Like, it depends on who you ask.

1410
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:40,160
You can't go to fucking Nazareth and see you like that shit.

1411
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:44,480
But like if you're Muslim and you go over there, like they fucking celebrate you.

1412
01:01:44,480 --> 01:01:47,560
If I go over there as a Catholic, I'm going to get killed.

1413
01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:48,560
Really?

1414
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:49,560
Yeah.

1415
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:50,560
That prejudice.

1416
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:51,560
They're that prejudice over there.

1417
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:55,760
Like if you are not only if you're not like Arab, if you're white and you're not a Muslim,

1418
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:56,760
you're fucked.

1419
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:57,760
Type shit.

1420
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:00,160
Are we campaigning for a crusade here?

1421
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:01,840
I am said I'm waiting for the pope.

1422
01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:05,720
I'm waiting for the pope to call for a ninth crusade and I'm flying to fucking the Vatican,

1423
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:06,720
dude.

1424
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:07,720
You know, it's crazy.

1425
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:16,000
How like the first crusade with AR 15.

1426
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:19,240
I was going to say something, but I'm not going to just our bank accounts and get shit

1427
01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,240
off.

1428
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:25,400
Let's just say something about Israel, but we love Israel.

1429
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:31,680
God's mercies are new every morning, not every afternoon, not every evening.

1430
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,640
Each morning, receive the new mercy.

1431
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:35,640
Fuck that guy.

1432
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:39,440
He's got some good motivational speech.

1433
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,440
No, he doesn't.

1434
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:41,440
He's a piece of shit.

1435
01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:42,440
Fuck.

1436
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:43,440
I don't know if this is a good one, but it's nothing.

1437
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:44,440
Come on, get out.

1438
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:45,440
We got Casey on the piano here.

1439
01:02:45,440 --> 01:02:46,440
You need to set your mind when you get out of bed.

1440
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:47,440
Father, thank you for the gift of this day.

1441
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:48,440
Fuck.

1442
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:49,440
How did you know I like this guy?

1443
01:02:49,440 --> 01:02:50,440
This guy's a piece of shit.

1444
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:51,440
I want to fucking end him.

1445
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:52,440
This is the shit he's saying.

1446
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:53,440
His fucking accent alone is pissing me off.

1447
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:54,440
I'm going to live this day to the full.

1448
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:55,440
I'm going to live this day to the full.

1449
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:56,440
I'm going to live this day to the full.

1450
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:57,440
I'm going to live this day to the full.

1451
01:02:57,440 --> 01:02:58,440
I'm going to live this day to the full.

1452
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:06,440
Let me find a better one.

1453
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:10,520
No, no, no, no.

1454
01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:11,920
I don't think I can be swayed on this one.

1455
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:17,600
I am an ascendance of fucking Templars who fucking fought in the Crusades, brother.

1456
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:23,160
I am a fucking... What the fuck?

1457
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:28,240
Even though I might not agree with Tyler's religion, I do respect the fact that this

1458
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:32,240
guy is literally just going in and just collecting on people.

1459
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:34,840
Bro, why are you hating the game?

1460
01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,000
I hate that guy because he's fucking blasphemous.

1461
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:43,840
I was saying... I can't wait because he's going against the beliefs of the religion.

1462
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:49,160
Even though it's not a religion that I follow, he's just praying off of people.

1463
01:03:49,160 --> 01:03:50,720
I can only imagine it.

1464
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:55,060
The vast majority of people... I said this earlier, but I feel like the vast majority

1465
01:03:55,060 --> 01:04:00,880
of the people that give money to this guy are fucking old people that are just like,

1466
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,640
oh yeah, fucking tell it how it is.

1467
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:09,080
All right, let me fucking send my little bit of fucking retirement.

1468
01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:12,400
Every Christian religion that is not Catholic is fucking heresy.

1469
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,400
Geez, that's a bold statement.

1470
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:19,040
I was playing devil's advocate.

1471
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,880
You lost me on that one.

1472
01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:25,640
So far, okay, we demonize every religion except Catholicism.

1473
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:27,960
Yeah, you lost me there.

1474
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:33,520
I agree that a religion... I just think it's wrong that he's praying... I think anybody

1475
01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:38,600
praying off of people that follow a religion for their own financial profit is horrible.

1476
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:42,320
That occurs a lot.

1477
01:04:42,320 --> 01:04:45,440
Even though I'm not religious, that shit's still fucked up.

1478
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:46,800
I fucking hate him.

1479
01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:47,800
I don't know.

1480
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:48,800
Don't be jelly, bro.

1481
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:49,800
I'm going to fight him.

1482
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:50,800
That's all I'm saying.

1483
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:51,800
I'm going to fight him in the Boston Square Garden.

1484
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:52,800
It's going to be on site.

1485
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,120
I'm not jelly, bro.

1486
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:55,920
I think they're horrible people.

1487
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:56,920
I would hate myself for that.

1488
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:59,560
It's going to be fucking on site.

1489
01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:03,920
You're telling me it's like if you just had to do what he did and you could drive a fucking

1490
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:07,080
Bentley everywhere, you're not going to do that?

1491
01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:08,880
No, because I fucking would not betray...

1492
01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:11,560
You'd rather live the life of go get the stair chair.

1493
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:12,840
You'd rather do that?

1494
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:16,520
No, because I am not betraying my religion because I'm a fucking... because I could

1495
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:20,880
get money off it because that is the most fucking heretical shit that you can do.

1496
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:25,280
Bro, do you think the guy that fucking started Scientology believes a quarter of the shit

1497
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,280
he says?

1498
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:27,280
He doesn't believe anything.

1499
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:30,040
He was started as a joke because he said he could start a religion and he did.

1500
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,040
I know.

1501
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:35,240
Now it has a mass following and people get fucking brainwashed by it.

1502
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:36,720
There's fucking celebrity.

1503
01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:38,480
What the fuck?

1504
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:40,520
Tom Cruise, he's a fucking Scientologist.

1505
01:05:40,520 --> 01:05:42,000
No, he left Scientology.

1506
01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:43,000
Wow.

1507
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,960
He fucking grew a brain stem.

1508
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:46,760
Congratulations to Tom Cruise.

1509
01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:49,640
Who's the fucking guy from Greece?

1510
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:50,640
Travolta.

1511
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:51,640
Yeah, he's a fucking...

1512
01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,640
He's a huge Scientologist.

1513
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,000
Yeah, and he's also a fucking creep.

1514
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:55,600
Why is he a creep?

1515
01:05:55,600 --> 01:06:01,120
He fucking... Dude, he had some shit that he fucking got in trouble for a long time

1516
01:06:01,120 --> 01:06:02,120
ago.

1517
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:03,120
What?

1518
01:06:03,120 --> 01:06:05,480
He's fucking... You got to look into it.

1519
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:09,600
It was some shit with massages and he was gay and he was...

1520
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:10,600
Dude.

1521
01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:11,600
Bro, I got to look it up.

1522
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:12,600
It's been a long time.

1523
01:06:12,600 --> 01:06:16,400
You need to pull up your references on this because it sounds pretty vague.

1524
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:17,400
Bro, okay.

1525
01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:18,400
I will.

1526
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:19,680
Joel Olsteen on site, motherfucker.

1527
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:20,680
Come up to New York.

1528
01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:21,680
I'll pop a cap in your fucking ass.

1529
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:26,120
I'll pull out my fucking nine and pop a cap in Joel Olsteen's ass.

1530
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,120
Fuck you.

1531
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:31,080
People don't get to just be gay and then all of a sudden they're not.

1532
01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:32,560
Well, he was gay.

1533
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:33,560
They don't get to change their mind?

1534
01:06:33,560 --> 01:06:37,160
John Travolta accused sexual battery by male masseur.

1535
01:06:37,160 --> 01:06:39,360
What's the difference between battery and assault?

1536
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:40,480
Come on.

1537
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:42,600
That's like the thing they said about Elon Musk.

1538
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:43,600
I don't believe that it was-

1539
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:44,600
Trying to trade a hand job for a horse?

1540
01:06:44,600 --> 01:06:45,600
I don't know, bro.

1541
01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:46,600
I just think Travolta would believe it.

1542
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,840
You wouldn't give someone a hand job for a horse?

1543
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:49,840
Let's be real.

1544
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:50,840
Depends on the horse.

1545
01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:54,000
I can see Travolta doing that shit.

1546
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,000
I can see Travolta doing that shit.

1547
01:06:55,000 --> 01:07:00,520
Did you see the fucking group of people that actually has sex with horses?

1548
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:04,320
That's a group of people out there that really fuck horses?

1549
01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:05,880
I'm going to be honest with you.

1550
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:08,720
I prefer to stay away from those areas of the internet.

1551
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:09,720
Tyler.

1552
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:10,720
No, it's not even that.

1553
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:11,720
I saw a fucking-

1554
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:12,720
Horse.com.

1555
01:07:12,720 --> 01:07:13,720
Horse.com.

1556
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:14,720
Horse.com.

1557
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:15,720
Horse.com.

1558
01:07:15,720 --> 01:07:21,720
Where people who fuck horses can connect.

1559
01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:27,160
Dude, they actually fucking- Dude, because I saw a fucking- It was a police show and

1560
01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:31,880
these two, this couple got arrested because the wife would get fucked by the stallions

1561
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:36,680
and the husband would fuck the mares and they got fucking arrested for that shit.

1562
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,760
That was a real fucking thing that happened.

1563
01:07:38,760 --> 01:07:43,480
He's like, there's a large group of us out there and you're just trying to keep us down.

1564
01:07:43,480 --> 01:07:45,440
Oh my God.

1565
01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,440
Fuck me.

1566
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:49,240
Well, that goes back to the Mr. Hands thing.

1567
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:50,880
That's pretty much the worst of that.

1568
01:07:50,880 --> 01:07:52,240
He got fucked to death.

1569
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:55,520
I remember there was one for those fucking shock video sites.

1570
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:56,520
I can't remember what it was called.

1571
01:07:56,520 --> 01:08:03,640
It was called Keep Swinging or something, where it was this dude who it's a fucking-

1572
01:08:03,640 --> 01:08:09,000
It's a fuck nugget essentially, which is somebody who has all four of their limbs amputated

1573
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:18,560
and they're getting penetrated by a guy who was on a sex swing who's also the same situation,

1574
01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:23,920
a fuck nugget essentially, but they have one below the knee amputation and they're shoving

1575
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:30,800
that below knee amputation in and out of the other dude's ass while on a swing.

1576
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:35,480
I just remember I saw that shit and I was like, what?

1577
01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:38,320
I think maybe a World War is in order.

1578
01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:40,800
Just to control alt delete.

1579
01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,040
I don't know.

1580
01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:45,040
Was it like this before World War II?

1581
01:08:45,040 --> 01:08:46,040
Definitely not.

1582
01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:49,200
Did you ever do that shit before World War II?

1583
01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:52,680
Did you ever see the shock video of the fucking jar guy?

1584
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:53,680
Did you ever see fucking jar guy?

1585
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:54,680
I have heard about it.

1586
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:55,680
Dude, it's bad.

1587
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:57,040
I've never seen any of these.

1588
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:58,040
Dude, that's bad.

1589
01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:00,040
He shoved the fucking jar up his ass.

1590
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:01,040
I want to think about it.

1591
01:09:01,040 --> 01:09:02,040
I want to think about it.

1592
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:03,040
It shattered.

1593
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,040
There was so much blood.

1594
01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:05,040
There was so much blood.

1595
01:09:05,040 --> 01:09:06,040
Oh God.

1596
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:07,040
Like, I've seen-

1597
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,040
Don't do it.

1598
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:13,440
Dude, I've seen actual murder scenes and there was more blood from that guy than the murder

1599
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,440
scene.

1600
01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:17,280
God, remember when it was just as innocent as Keep Swing.

1601
01:09:17,280 --> 01:09:19,280
Not Keep Swing, it was fucking meatswing.com.

1602
01:09:19,280 --> 01:09:21,280
Or two year old one.

1603
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:22,280
MeatSwing.com.

1604
01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:23,280
MeatSwing or Meat Spin.

1605
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:24,280
Meat Spin.

1606
01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:25,280
Meat Spin.

1607
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:26,280
You spin me right around me.

1608
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:32,640
It was just an innocent website that just showed a penis and it was going around in

1609
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:33,640
helicopter formation.

1610
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:34,640
Twirling like that.

1611
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:35,640
I don't remember that.

1612
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:36,640
I think we went to that school.

1613
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:39,280
And then you got any fucking good jar man over here.

1614
01:09:39,280 --> 01:09:41,800
Dude, Two Girls, One Cup was-

1615
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:43,920
Every day we strayed farther from God.

1616
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:48,280
Was fucking- Like, remember when Two Girls, One Cup was like the craziest shock video

1617
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:49,280
out there?

1618
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,280
Never saw it, dude.

1619
01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:56,240
I mean, at that point, my buddy made me watch a video on fucking bloodshows.com where I

1620
01:09:56,240 --> 01:10:00,800
remember this fucking- I mean, there was a bunch of brutal fucking cartel murders and

1621
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:03,920
shit that were on there in prison.

1622
01:10:03,920 --> 01:10:07,360
And then there was other ones where people were getting decapitated in the Middle East

1623
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,040
with fucking chainsaws and shit.

1624
01:10:09,040 --> 01:10:12,600
I remember I watched that shit as a kid and I was like, wow.

1625
01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:16,200
I'm having no emotional response to this.

1626
01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:19,320
I don't really feel anything, but I feel really nauseous.

1627
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:23,240
I remember that was my response as a fucking eight year old.

1628
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:27,080
And then now in my career, I'm just like, I see this shit, I'm like, oh.

1629
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:32,640
Did you ever see the documentary on the Brazilian fucking prison riot where they fucking just

1630
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,640
chopped up everybody's bodies and shit?

1631
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:35,640
Oh yeah, that was a massacre.

1632
01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,240
Dude, there's just heads and arms and legs.

1633
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:39,240
That was on bloodshows.

1634
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:40,240
Yeah, dude.

1635
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:42,240
There's just fucking- And it was just pictures of fucking-

1636
01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:43,240
Yeah, it was a picture.

1637
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,840
It was in the fucking prison yard, right?

1638
01:10:44,840 --> 01:10:45,840
And there's just bodies.

1639
01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:48,240
And a bunch of guys had fucking cleavers and machetes somehow.

1640
01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:51,840
And they just started fucking hacking the others to pieces.

1641
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:52,840
Yeah.

1642
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:53,840
And it was fucked.

1643
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:54,840
Yeah.

1644
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:55,840
I don't know.

1645
01:10:55,840 --> 01:10:57,640
You can watch the industrial machinery videos.

1646
01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:01,640
And I know we talked about this way early, one of the earlier episodes of the podcast.

1647
01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:05,400
Yeah, the fucking one where the dude got caught up in the fucking spiel and fucking smashed

1648
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:06,400
his head on the ground.

1649
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:10,360
The shock value from that comes from the fact that these are in, for the most part, they're

1650
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:12,080
all innocent people.

1651
01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:16,040
But when you- And it's just like, wow, they made one mistake and their fucking life's

1652
01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:17,040
over.

1653
01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,560
But then these other ones, it's just fucking the gore of it.

1654
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:20,560
Yeah.

1655
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:25,600
I remember there was videos of people that like, fuck, one of the awful ones I saw.

1656
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:28,320
Guys laying down on the train tracks.

1657
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:29,320
Oh, he gets severed.

1658
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:30,960
Intentionally kill himself.

1659
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,960
Yeah.

1660
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,180
And it was just like, it fucking happens.

1661
01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:38,640
And then the dude's girlfriend's in the video and made it there a couple of minutes too

1662
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:39,640
late.

1663
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:41,440
And the whole thing's subtitled.

1664
01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:42,440
And it's just like, damn.

1665
01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:46,560
Did you ever see- We fucking sunk so low.

1666
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:49,960
Did you ever see the fucking- Why are we uploading this?

1667
01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:51,840
Did you guys ever hear the Bjork stalker?

1668
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:53,280
No, what's that?

1669
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,720
So you know like the singer Bjork, right?

1670
01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:59,560
Like the fucking Icelandic bitch.

1671
01:11:59,560 --> 01:12:00,560
Like shit like that.

1672
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:01,560
Oh, Bjork.

1673
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:03,080
Yo, I watched this video of her.

1674
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:05,760
You ever see that one with the robots and they're fucking?

1675
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:06,760
Yeah.

1676
01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:08,240
That's the weirdest video I've ever seen.

1677
01:12:08,240 --> 01:12:09,240
So there's this guy.

1678
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:10,360
I'll be right back.

1679
01:12:10,360 --> 01:12:14,000
But there's this dude who is stalking her, legit stalking her.

1680
01:12:14,000 --> 01:12:17,620
And eventually, it is all online.

1681
01:12:17,620 --> 01:12:20,760
These entire fucking downward spirals online.

1682
01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:21,760
Fuck.

1683
01:12:21,760 --> 01:12:24,440
I tried to avoid that.

1684
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:25,440
Gucci.

1685
01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:26,440
Is it good?

1686
01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:27,440
We're good.

1687
01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:28,440
Is it good?

1688
01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:31,800
I watched that video in college of the robots.

1689
01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:32,800
My teacher showed up.

1690
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:35,960
I was like, why are you showing us this in the middle of English class?

1691
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:42,280
Yeah, but the Bjork stalker, this motherfucker would like, he's like this fat fucking deranged

1692
01:12:42,280 --> 01:12:43,680
looking dude.

1693
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:49,600
And the entire time he's fucking saying how he belongs with Bjork and shit.

1694
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:52,000
And eventually, I got to look up who this is.

1695
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:56,600
So eventually, he fucking sends an acid bomb to her house.

1696
01:12:56,600 --> 01:13:00,840
And the acid bomb that went to her house got intercepted by the post office or whatever.

1697
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:02,320
So she never got it.

1698
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:07,360
But then this guy also filmed the video afterwards of him in his house.

1699
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:11,360
And he put a canvas behind him and he shot himself with a fucking pistol.

1700
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:15,880
And the thing was, he's like, I'm going to make a masterpiece with my fucking brain.

1701
01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:17,800
And then fucking shot himself.

1702
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:21,600
But the thing was, there was a drop of blood on the canvas.

1703
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:22,600
That's even better.

1704
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:23,600
Yeah.

1705
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:25,920
That's even more of a masterpiece.

1706
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:26,920
Just one little drop.

1707
01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:30,040
But he shot himself with a fucking nine millimeter.

1708
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:31,520
So it didn't blow out completely.

1709
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:33,840
You should have done a 45.

1710
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,000
But he shot himself with a nine millimeter.

1711
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:38,520
And he obviously got fucking, he killed himself.

1712
01:13:38,520 --> 01:13:42,360
But it didn't blow out the back of his head on the fucking, it's like a fucking little

1713
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:43,360
bit of a blood splatter.

1714
01:13:43,360 --> 01:13:47,680
And it's not fucking like, but this dude was fucked insane.

1715
01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:50,200
Look up the Bjork Stalker and you'll fucking see this guy.

1716
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:51,200
He's fucking.

1717
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:52,200
Bro, did they sell that painting?

1718
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:53,200
What?

1719
01:13:53,200 --> 01:13:54,200
Did they sell that painting?

1720
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:55,200
No, they probably could.

1721
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:59,600
Do you see that one painting with just a blank canvas that sold for like a million dollars?

1722
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:00,600
Yeah.

1723
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:01,600
Yeah.

1724
01:14:01,600 --> 01:14:02,600
Fuck.

1725
01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:03,600
People are so fucking stupid.

1726
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:04,600
I know.

1727
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:05,600
People with money are fucking stupid.

1728
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:09,520
Did you ever see the Banksy where he fucking shredded half of it and then like they tried

1729
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:14,960
like to stop it and then they sold it for more money after it was half shredded?

1730
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:16,180
What was this Banksy?

1731
01:14:16,180 --> 01:14:20,120
You know, like the guy who's like fuck like the art world, he's just doing it for fun

1732
01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:23,240
or the one that's just like a banana tape to a duct tape.

1733
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:30,280
Yeah, I was like why it's like a masterpiece like and the artist is like yeah, that was

1734
01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:31,280
a joke.

1735
01:14:31,280 --> 01:14:34,200
I just wanted to see like how much money people would pay me for this shit.

1736
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:35,200
Oh my God.

1737
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:36,200
What did they pay?

1738
01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:39,640
They paid like probably hundreds of thousands of dollars.

1739
01:14:39,640 --> 01:14:45,880
They're like, oh, I understand it represents bondage of the human race.

1740
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:48,000
Banana duct tape to wall.

1741
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:50,880
But you guys seen Banksy before right?

1742
01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:54,600
Fucking like the graffiti artist, like he paints shit like this.

1743
01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:55,600
$120,000.

1744
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:58,680
Like he's actually a really fucking good artist.

1745
01:14:58,680 --> 01:15:00,000
Like he does shit like that.

1746
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,000
Oh shit.

1747
01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:05,120
Like he's like a really good artist, but like he's also a anonymous artist and he doesn't

1748
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,520
sell any of his work.

1749
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:08,680
What that banana just decompose?

1750
01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:11,320
Yes, so how is it?

1751
01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:12,320
How are people?

1752
01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:13,320
How is it still in the museum?

1753
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,680
Right people are fucking idiots, but how does it not decompose?

1754
01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:19,680
They probably like sealed it or something.

1755
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:21,480
Yeah, it's an air black.

1756
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:23,440
It would be black by now.

1757
01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:26,680
You want to take a break real quick?

1758
01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:39,240
We'll take a break and you know, we'll be back on title podcast.

1759
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:40,240
What is this?

1760
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:42,800
Oh shit, what even is this?

1761
01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:43,800
It's fucking beautiful.

1762
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:46,800
They buy you don't want this.

1763
01:15:46,800 --> 01:15:49,920
Don't want to do it.

1764
01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:52,720
I don't see like you to do it.

1765
01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:54,800
It's more potent now, isn't it?

1766
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We're back to untitled podcast.

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Fucking beautiful day, baby.

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01:15:59,480 --> 01:16:00,480
Episode thirty four.

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I like the songs.

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01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:02,480
Beautiful day.

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01:16:02,480 --> 01:16:03,480
What happened to thirty three?

1772
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:04,480
We did two episodes last week.

1773
01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:05,480
Oh, that is a numbered episode.

1774
01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:06,480
What the last episode doesn't count.

1775
01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:07,480
It does.

1776
01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:08,480
We recorded like a long intro.

1777
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:09,480
That was like side.

1778
01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:10,480
Yeah, I did.

1779
01:16:10,480 --> 01:16:11,480
Did you do like an entire intro to that?

1780
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:12,480
Yeah, we did like forty minutes.

1781
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:13,480
Yeah, I did.

1782
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:14,480
I did.

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01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:15,480
I did.

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01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:16,480
I did.

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01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:17,480
I did.

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01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:18,480
I did.

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01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:19,480
I did.

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01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:20,480
I did.

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01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:21,480
I did.

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01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:22,480
I did.

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01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:23,480
I did.

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01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:24,480
I did.

1793
01:16:24,480 --> 01:16:26,740
Yeah, we did forty minutes before.

1794
01:16:26,740 --> 01:16:27,740
When I left, you did that?

1795
01:16:27,740 --> 01:16:33,540
Yeah, he was like he was fucked up and he was like let's go do more podcasts.

1796
01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:34,660
We fucking played a game of MLB.

1797
01:16:34,660 --> 01:16:35,660
Let's do it.

1798
01:16:35,660 --> 01:16:38,840
I don't think that can be counted towards the number total.

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01:16:38,840 --> 01:16:41,520
That's like that's gotta be like a fucking side content thing.

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01:16:41,520 --> 01:16:42,520
Why not?

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01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:43,520
It was like two hours.

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01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:44,520
All right, all right.

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01:16:44,520 --> 01:16:46,200
Ram-Ram.

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01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:49,540
Shut that shit up.

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01:16:49,540 --> 01:16:54,020
Oh, yeah.

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01:16:54,020 --> 01:16:56,020
Y'all gotta take a swift away my

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01:16:56,020 --> 01:17:05,700
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch throbbing cocks wanted to be sucked

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01:17:08,260 --> 01:17:13,220
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch underneath wanted to suck cowboy cocks

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01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:37,900
Ramp ranch really rocks

1810
01:17:37,900 --> 01:17:45,340
at Ram Ranch, Big Heart, Robin Cox, Ram and Cowboy Butt, like a breed of ram wanting to

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01:17:45,420 --> 01:17:45,920
run.

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01:17:47,980 --> 01:17:48,480
All right.

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01:17:50,780 --> 01:17:55,980
I also got one more. How do you both know about this? I got one more for you. I

1814
01:17:56,060 --> 01:17:58,620
don't know. I just stumbled upon it. It's like it's a meme.

1815
01:18:00,460 --> 01:18:06,780
So you guys over here of Ed Curry? No, let's hear about him. He's the guy who

1816
01:18:06,780 --> 01:18:12,140
invented the Carolina Reaper. He's like an expert. I got one more. This one's a

1817
01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:12,720
quick one.

1818
01:18:29,260 --> 01:18:30,420
This Robert Johnson.

1819
01:18:30,420 --> 01:18:37,860
You know about Bob Johnson.

1820
01:18:39,780 --> 01:18:43,700
Frankly, there is nothing that bad. No, it's not.

1821
01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:49,220
Casey, get in that shit.

1822
01:18:49,220 --> 01:19:08,980
What is this? I need some kind of explanation. Listen, Jesus Christ.

1823
01:19:11,140 --> 01:19:11,640
Damn.

1824
01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:24,600
I feel like we're starting to fixate on that a little bit on this podcast.

1825
01:19:27,720 --> 01:19:33,720
You know, things related to horse, like objects and horses. Well, hold on a

1826
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:37,400
second. That's all you guys. Casey, what were you talking about? Oh, Ed Curry. So

1827
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:42,520
he was trying to develop on. He was actually trying to do a

1828
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:50,680
yes. Thank you, Tyler. Shall I use that as the the cover? No, no, no, no. You

1829
01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:54,760
gotta use the Joel St thing. I sent yes. Or are you going down the slide? So

1830
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:59,560
now the Joel St will use the slide one another time and curry. This motherfucker

1831
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:05,000
was trying to develop a cure for a cancer treatment, basically with cap

1832
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:09,880
saison, and so he crossed these two fucking peppers and he's like yeah. I

1833
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:13,880
was just trying to get something like like fucking sweet. He goes. I fucking

1834
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:16,680
ate it and a fucking blew my brains out and

1835
01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:21,240
and he's like. If you eat it, you only have to do you only you should take

1836
01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:24,840
like you shouldn't eat more than like just this little slice like people who

1837
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:29,880
eat these peppers like fourteen at a time. I was watching videos yesterday.

1838
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:33,960
People, you fourteen of these and they just fucking the guy just fucking is

1839
01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:35,560
puking on the fucking ground.

1840
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:42,920
You can have a peppers is gross. Jesus, I fucking told you guys that shit

1841
01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:47,000
happened to me when I ate one here. Black. That's why I don't want to do

1842
01:20:47,080 --> 01:20:50,840
it again. We saw it. Yeah, no, but I'm saying I fucking went home and I

1843
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:55,960
said large. I was rolling around back and forth on the on the fucking

1844
01:20:56,040 --> 01:21:00,120
he goes. He goes. He goes. You got an abdominal pain after I answered by

1845
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:04,680
corn hub right here. We fucking go. He goes. You got to chew it because that

1846
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:09,560
way likes it doesn't like bind in your abdomen. If you chew it, it breaks up

1847
01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:13,560
more and it doesn't get that last on title runs and shut. I feel like if the

1848
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:17,640
scientist really knew what he was doing, he wouldn't have made. So not really

1849
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:19,640
scientists. He looks like a fucking hillbilly

1850
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:25,000
uncensored. So I heard of our cocks. So he crossbred two peppers.

1851
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:31,480
What he crossbred two peppers. He was trying to make a sweet pepper and it's

1852
01:21:31,560 --> 01:21:35,800
like sweet at first and that fucking hit you by our penis enlargement pills and

1853
01:21:35,880 --> 01:21:36,280
he goes.

1854
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:42,920
So this is around to fucking day. This is around one million Scoville, you

1855
01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:46,280
sexual wellness under untitled the podcast dot com

1856
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:52,840
two million Scoville's yeah. You know they actually use capsaicin as like an

1857
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:57,160
external pain reliever. Oh, oh really? I think yes.

1858
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:01,560
If you have a UTI, just

1859
01:22:08,280 --> 01:22:08,760
what do you mean?

1860
01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:17,960
There we go. No, you're going to fuck it up. I put your mic back on. Oh God. No,

1861
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:21,880
I was just making a joke because you always got the supplements. I do. Yeah,

1862
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:25,960
I would buy you need something. You want to try something? Yeah. You got any B

1863
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:26,840
B one pills.

1864
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:31,800
The last fucking thing you need is more B one dude. That was hilarious.

1865
01:22:32,360 --> 01:22:35,800
What is it? Yeah, he was sort of going off like a Hitler on map.

1866
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:40,120
But he was saying that the reason that people like spicy food is because it

1867
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:43,960
releases a bunch of dopamine every time. Does it? You know, and outside, yeah,

1868
01:22:44,040 --> 01:22:49,560
the capsaicin is really off the horse come dot com. I'm starting to believe

1869
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:52,360
that yeah, yeah,

1870
01:22:54,040 --> 01:23:00,440
yeah, that's crazy, but we're gonna say oh, he also a a sauce that they used to

1871
01:23:00,520 --> 01:23:05,960
calibrate the machine that they test the school units. It was six sixteen

1872
01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:12,360
million. Oh my God, school heat units and he goes like my face was like numb

1873
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:16,600
for like four hours again. He was like at a party or something and he goes. I

1874
01:23:16,600 --> 01:23:20,120
was just drooling like openly and my wife walked away from me and pretended

1875
01:23:20,200 --> 01:23:22,520
she didn't know. There's gotta be

1876
01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:28,120
there's. I don't know. There's gotta be a point where it stops doing anything or

1877
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:32,600
it like starts causing harm. Does care to know because it's just your brain

1878
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:36,840
thinking that you have something burning you, but it's not actually causing you

1879
01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:41,960
any harm. Really don't say it's not actually damaging your your taste buds.

1880
01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:49,320
No shit Tyler. I didn't even hear what he said for the last like three minutes.

1881
01:23:50,360 --> 01:23:55,000
Don't fuck a sandwich or you'll get a UTI. It doesn't actually damage your

1882
01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:58,760
taste buds. It just makes your brain think that you're getting burned. Wow,

1883
01:23:58,840 --> 01:24:02,520
and it really means to kind of counteract that as like kind of pain

1884
01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:07,480
relief. Oh shit, so that's why you get that dope. I saw my full should be legal

1885
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:11,720
in the state of New York. What should be assault rifles? I don't know. I don't

1886
01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:14,360
know. Assault rifles. They are no. They're not.

1887
01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:19,400
You can't get a fucking fully automatic rifle in New York state. Oh well, a lot

1888
01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:22,280
of states. You can't get fully automatic. Well, that's an infringement on the

1889
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:23,000
second amendment.

1890
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:27,960
I don't know man, but if we want to go down that road, you see that tick tock

1891
01:24:28,040 --> 01:24:32,040
video of the the women in France with their fucking tits out protesting. Now

1892
01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:33,960
wait, wait, wait. Let me see this. Yeah,

1893
01:24:35,080 --> 01:24:39,560
I have a black makeup on and black skirts. That's hot where showing a big

1894
01:24:39,560 --> 01:24:42,920
hands. They were like protesting like the where's this video? It's right.

1895
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:46,600
So without tick tock dude showing his look up, look up France, women's protests

1896
01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:49,080
or whatever. Let me see this video brother.

1897
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:55,080
I want to see these these these goth girls with fucking their tits out.

1898
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:59,560
Also, I love like the the women's right things being this like with their tits

1899
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:03,000
out there. I say yeah, you're looking at my tits. I'm like yeah, because they're

1900
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:08,680
out what year thanks for punishing me today like yesterday. Thank thanks for

1901
01:25:08,680 --> 01:25:11,240
showing me your tits. You're really punishing me right now.

1902
01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:17,880
Hold on a second. Feminist. This is a horror. They're all from like 2020.

1903
01:25:18,680 --> 01:25:22,440
Show me your tits. Well, here's one. We'll see. You don't actually have to show

1904
01:25:22,520 --> 01:25:23,720
me because you already are.

1905
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:28,200
Come on. Did you know it's not illegal in New York State for a woman to walk

1906
01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:32,280
around with their tits out? Women in Paris to go topless to protest against

1907
01:25:32,360 --> 01:25:38,200
Vladimir Putin. Well, this one in France, not bad. I can't find the video though.

1908
01:25:38,200 --> 01:25:41,800
I don't see it. It was literally on TikTok. I thought you couldn't have nudity

1909
01:25:41,880 --> 01:25:48,600
on TikTok. How's this? How's that? Yeah, it was like that. She had shit written

1910
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:53,240
on her chest like that. It was like that. But it was in French. That's that's

1911
01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:59,320
rough. But this one, I mean, I don't mind that. Oh, okay. I see what we're getting

1912
01:25:59,400 --> 01:26:05,240
at now. Damn, I was going to say maybe that first one should have stayed home.

1913
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:10,680
I really think she's adding to the message too much there. It's not grabbing

1914
01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:14,040
anybody's attention. They're just looking away really quick. She gets arrested.

1915
01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:20,920
Nobody else does. She probably couldn't run away quick enough. Fuck, I don't know.

1916
01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:25,720
Did you look at your TikTok history, if you can find that? I think they have that.

1917
01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:29,960
Look at your TikTok. Yo, fuck TikTok. I don't like clicking. I just scroll

1918
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:37,080
through the homepage. Yeah, but show me that fucking history, brother. How long

1919
01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:45,080
ago was this? Was this only today? It was like, I need to see this. Tyler, you

1920
01:26:45,160 --> 01:26:50,520
might be fixating. Then you can go to your history. He's like, show me, brother.

1921
01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:58,600
Come on, brother. I know you got it. Let me see. Tyler is so... Tyler now wants

1922
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:03,000
to look at my TikTok history. Tyler, I don't think we can let you drink bang

1923
01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:09,720
again. Let's talk about No Nut November. I'll try to find it, Tyler. Okay. Okay.

1924
01:27:09,800 --> 01:27:13,800
And I got some strong opinions. And Casey, you did it again where you just don't

1925
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:18,840
give an opinion on it. And I'm fucking getting your opinion on No Nut November.

1926
01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:22,280
My opinion? I think it's fucking stupid. No, no, no, no. Why? Let me tell you

1927
01:27:22,360 --> 01:27:27,160
about this. Because if you're trying to do no fat... Let's get to Tyler monologue

1928
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:30,120
here. Me and Dan were having a conversation earlier and you were telling me this whole

1929
01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:34,680
thing where when you're sitting at that desk all day, you don't get stimulation at

1930
01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:38,120
all, right? You're saying you don't get any stimulation at all. And I was telling

1931
01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:44,200
you, you should come do boxing with me so you can get some shit going on. And then

1932
01:27:44,280 --> 01:27:49,000
I told you I was going to put a pin in that for this. But what I was saying, because

1933
01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:53,400
I was going to go into a monologue there, but like... Oh my God, it hasn't started

1934
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:58,040
yet. Men need an outlet that like kind of like that. And like you are sitting at a

1935
01:27:58,120 --> 01:28:02,680
desk all day. You don't get any fucking like testosterone input or anything. But

1936
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:09,480
doing like a combat sport, well, like a man should be able to vent out his shit. And

1937
01:28:09,560 --> 01:28:14,920
when you're doing a combat sport, it's like the closest you can get to doing that shit.

1938
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:18,840
Because instead of being like hunter gatherers now, doing a combat sport, it's you

1939
01:28:18,920 --> 01:28:22,920
and that one other dude in the ring and you're just going at it. Right. Like it's a

1940
01:28:22,920 --> 01:28:27,320
different vibe because it fucking puts you into that survival mode that you're missing

1941
01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:32,600
so much in today's life. Bro, I'm telling you, like two years of like sitting at a

1942
01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:39,400
desk is like, like I said, I have to like think about like how to walk now. I wonder

1943
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:45,320
if that actually lowered your testosterone levels. I mean, I would imagine because

1944
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:49,480
dude, you need your testosterone comes around when things need to be repaired. Yeah. So

1945
01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:54,040
after you've been in a fight or something like that, you know, I found it. Fuck.

1946
01:28:56,920 --> 01:29:01,000
This is not the one I was watching, but the same protests. OK, they are going to go fuck

1947
01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:06,040
myself. Look at that. They actually do these guys. All right. I got to see this.

1948
01:29:06,040 --> 01:29:20,760
I mean, you know, I took French, but I fucking suck at it. Non coupable. That one

1949
01:29:20,840 --> 01:29:26,120
right there. Yeah, that's the she's a babe. She's a little chunker. Oh, it means not

1950
01:29:26,200 --> 01:29:34,360
guilty. She's a little flat. What are they protesting? God bless. God bless. That's

1951
01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:37,560
the thing. These people are protesting and I can't even look up what the fuck

1952
01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:42,200
they're protesting. It means not to problem is not guilty. What? Who's not

1953
01:29:42,280 --> 01:29:46,520
guilty? That could mean a lot of things.

1954
01:29:49,720 --> 01:29:50,440
Oh, okay.

1955
01:29:52,360 --> 01:29:56,840
Just this really the group is not a spank bank. Tyler

1956
01:29:56,840 --> 01:30:10,600
just saves things he wants to beat off. What else does it say in French on their

1957
01:30:10,680 --> 01:30:14,760
fucking look at it again? I got to look it up. So we got to find out what they're

1958
01:30:14,840 --> 01:30:20,360
protesting. I think it says on everybody. It says the same thing. Non coupable. But

1959
01:30:20,440 --> 01:30:25,000
isn't there something else? It has like Tyler and this I see included. I think we

1960
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:31,560
might be fixing a little bit too much. No, I want to know what they're protesting.

1961
01:30:32,520 --> 01:30:37,960
What they just fucking took their fucking titties out of their bra. It's pretty sick.

1962
01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:45,480
Yeah, it is pretty sick. But look, I like titties as much as the next guy. How do

1963
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:52,040
I pause it? I'm going to take a screenshot of that one. I screen shot it on the

1964
01:30:52,040 --> 01:30:58,760
perfect one. Tyler, I'll send it to the group for you. God damn. You know what the

1965
01:30:58,840 --> 01:31:02,200
problem is, is that when she lifts her arms up, it really makes her chest look

1966
01:31:02,280 --> 01:31:07,000
really flat. I got to get it on a different spot. I like how you literally can't

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01:31:07,080 --> 01:31:16,040
find this on the internet. I'm Google. I mean, the red head one. No, the brunette

1968
01:31:16,040 --> 01:31:22,200
one. Or the black hair one. At the end. Yeah, she's kind of a babe. Oh, that one? Yeah.

1969
01:31:24,040 --> 01:31:27,880
Oh, maybe we should look at the comments. I don't know. I'll look at the comment.

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01:31:28,920 --> 01:31:33,800
What does non coupable mean? He's not guilty. People are just saying beautiful.

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01:31:36,680 --> 01:31:43,320
Not bad. People are fucking putting winky faces. Lovely, surprised face. Not bad.

1972
01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:48,520
Some guys. These guys are in pretty good shape. Not going to lie. They're gorgeous.

1973
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:59,240
Probably all vegans. Like the first set are some good ones. Not bad. Sounds fun. Get

1974
01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:08,520
some wine and get lucky tonight, baby. This country is very bad condition. So sad. What

1975
01:32:08,520 --> 01:32:13,320
the fuck does that mean? I have to imagine our listeners might be a little bit lost right

1976
01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:18,280
now. Oh yeah, I don't think they know what I forgot about that. Some guy says whatever

1977
01:32:18,360 --> 01:32:23,400
it is, they have my full support. We're still talking about the video with the one in

1978
01:32:23,480 --> 01:32:26,840
France with their tips out. I know, but we've been fucking talking about it for a

1979
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minute now. All right, Ali back. What do you want to talk about? How nice?

1980
01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:40,200
Hell yeah, that's a good demonstration right there. So no, not November. Yeah, that's why

1981
01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:43,480
I want to fucking talk about. We're talking about a little early. Oh, it's stupid because

1982
01:32:43,560 --> 01:32:48,280
you can only increase your testosterone for like about one week. And that's true. But

1983
01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:52,840
then there's no point of doing it after that. That's actually true, but there is because

1984
01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:58,760
so it changes. You go through a period. Actually, if you go like longer than a week, you

1985
01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:04,760
go to a period called a flat line, like where you actually are like less aroused by stuff.

1986
01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:09,800
It's like really, but you said you felt great. I was listening to an episode the other day.

1987
01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:13,800
You're talking about this. You said you felt great when you were not when you were doing

1988
01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:19,080
like no fab and you felt like you could be the president. Oh yeah, I mean, I felt like

1989
01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:24,840
I could boost to a fucking insane. Why is there so many tips on tick tock now? I probably

1990
01:33:24,920 --> 01:33:34,600
because your algorithm change. Yeah, I feel like I can tities. He's like how you find

1991
01:33:34,680 --> 01:33:42,120
it on tick tock guys. Let's reel it in here. Do tick tock. It's talking Jesus Christ

1992
01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:49,800
fucking awful. Fucking tick tock down. Jesus fucking Christ. Who gives a fuck about their

1993
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:56,360
fucking tits and who's not guilty? I don't care. It's been like 10 minutes. I'm sorry.

1994
01:33:56,440 --> 01:34:01,400
Jesus Christ. I don't even have to talk on my phone. Dan, I'm sorry. I feel like I

1995
01:34:01,480 --> 01:34:07,320
detracted from it. It is like so degenerate. You can get sucked into it for hours. There's

1996
01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:14,040
just lesbians now on tick tock. Oh yeah. Also, then after lesbians make it out, there's

1997
01:34:14,120 --> 01:34:19,080
just some dude cooking pigeons. Lesbians make it out. Go back to that one. I want to see

1998
01:34:19,160 --> 01:34:23,240
that. Why do you need to post your tits on tick tock? I don't get it. I just don't

1999
01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:29,080
understand. Why do you need to post live version cooking pigeons? I mean, they're

2000
01:34:29,080 --> 01:34:37,720
literally cooking pigeons on tick tock. Look at that. You're being a fucking sheep right

2001
01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:42,840
now, Tyler. You're on tick tock. Someone's pealing it. There's another tit. Where's

2002
01:34:42,920 --> 01:34:46,040
another tit? Let me see. Let me see this shit. Dan, we're seeing the apocalypse in

2003
01:34:46,120 --> 01:34:50,840
front of us right now. What the fuck? Let me see. I want to see it. Oh my God. Oh,

2004
01:34:50,920 --> 01:34:55,160
that's a... I don't want to see that shit. That's gross. You guys. She's hot though.

2005
01:34:55,240 --> 01:34:57,880
I'm not going to lie. I know, but that's the thing. I'm saying you don't want to see

2006
01:34:57,880 --> 01:35:04,200
that shit, but you are. Guys, think about the listeners. They have no idea what's

2007
01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:09,800
going on right now. I hear the same thing and it's so stupid. Oh my God. Okay, I'm

2008
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:14,200
done. I need a fucking stage a walkout here or something. I don't fucking know

2009
01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:21,720
what's going on. I'm about to get on tick tock. What the fuck? God. Dude, this

2010
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:24,920
episode is going to give me a brain aneurysm. Dude. The best is when these

2011
01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:28,360
things are happening. I'm not having a meltdown about it. I was talking about

2012
01:35:28,440 --> 01:35:32,520
tick tock for some reason. I guess I just doesn't like to. Yeah, I don't

2013
01:35:32,600 --> 01:35:37,960
know. You know what? No, you don't like this. Me neither. I only are you telling

2014
01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:44,440
me you don't like it? What you said? I don't fucking want to see birth videos

2015
01:35:44,520 --> 01:35:47,960
on my fucking social. No, no, I don't care about that. I'm just saying tits are

2016
01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:52,680
great. Yeah, but why do people feel the need to put that shit on fucking tick

2017
01:35:52,680 --> 01:35:59,720
tock because I like looking at tits. Oh my God and protest videos are fine.

2018
01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:04,200
Take this videos are dude. That's like we can we talk about that to fucking

2019
01:36:04,280 --> 01:36:08,760
protest videos of people showing their tits. That's fine. You show one tit in a

2020
01:36:08,840 --> 01:36:12,600
sexual kind of thing. Right. You're banned. Yeah. What the fuck's up with

2021
01:36:12,680 --> 01:36:17,560
that? But if I wrote fucking something on my car, why can't I write trans rights

2022
01:36:17,560 --> 01:36:22,920
on my cock and post it on Facebook? Okay, because the intent of it is a political

2023
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:28,600
movement. It's your free speech. He's got a point, but like if I just wrote like

2024
01:36:28,680 --> 01:36:32,280
if I wrote like trans rights above my dick, what would I be able to post that

2025
01:36:32,360 --> 01:36:36,040
on Facebook? Is it your dick erect or not? No, it's a soft dick, but then it

2026
01:36:36,120 --> 01:36:37,640
can get hard by the end.

2027
01:36:39,960 --> 01:36:41,480
The fuck did you just say?

2028
01:36:41,480 --> 01:36:52,760
As it gets hard, it says something else. The message transforms. What would it say?

2029
01:36:52,840 --> 01:36:57,720
I don't know. It's a protest thing that you could say. Fucking non culpable.

2030
01:37:00,520 --> 01:37:07,080
What could you say about that? Something like cool, like fucking God bless America.

2031
01:37:07,080 --> 01:37:13,720
It just comes out. It just says God. God. But then as it gets harder, it says God

2032
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:20,520
bless America. Yeah. So why can't I post free the dick, bro? I wouldn't have enough

2033
01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:24,360
space on mine to write that. Free the fucking cock. Free the dick. You got my

2034
01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:27,560
support with that one. Then there's going to be a fucking free the vagina, and then

2035
01:37:27,640 --> 01:37:31,800
there's eventually going to be free the asshole where people just post the fucking

2036
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:37,720
bottles around your asshole, like fucking protect trans kids or some shit. That's

2037
01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:42,440
what fucking society has become. You can literally show your dick, like free the

2038
01:37:42,520 --> 01:37:46,840
fucking dick, man, because Eric Andre was the fucking pioneer of the free the dick

2039
01:37:46,920 --> 01:37:51,000
movement because they had free the nipple, and free the nipple got out of fucking.

2040
01:37:51,080 --> 01:37:54,760
It got out there, and they're like, okay, yeah, free the nipple. Cool. Why can't we

2041
01:37:54,840 --> 01:37:59,800
have free the cock? Dude, it's just too aggressive. Free the cock. That's what I'm

2042
01:37:59,800 --> 01:38:05,000
saying. But listen, if it's soft, it's not aggressive. Then it's a protest. If it's

2043
01:38:05,080 --> 01:38:08,520
hard, it's sexual. There's a lot of exhibitionists out there that would just

2044
01:38:08,600 --> 01:38:12,680
love to jump on that. Exactly. Free the dick. Yeah. I don't think you're going to

2045
01:38:12,760 --> 01:38:17,080
get any traction with that one. Dude, would you go to a nudist colony, Dan?

2046
01:38:17,160 --> 01:38:21,240
You know, my buddy went to one. Really? Dude, he's done a little bit of everything.

2047
01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:27,480
This guy is just a little bit. Out there. He's out there. Yeah. He's done a little

2048
01:38:27,480 --> 01:38:31,960
bit of everything. I'm pretty sure he hooked up with a tranny.

2049
01:38:34,680 --> 01:38:38,440
But I think he had like a. Did he write trans right on his dick? Yeah. And film

2050
01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:43,800
it. He had like a meltdown after that and got all religious. Yeah, I think you told

2051
01:38:43,880 --> 01:38:48,120
us. Yeah. But yeah, he's telling me, he's like, yeah, you know, it's just chill. I

2052
01:38:48,200 --> 01:38:51,640
just went. You take your clothes off. He's like, it's not a weird thing. It's not

2053
01:38:51,720 --> 01:38:56,440
weird. But what if it gets hard? It's only weird to American people. But if you go

2054
01:38:56,440 --> 01:39:00,360
there, you realize it's like a culture and it's like cool. And it's like. But like,

2055
01:39:00,440 --> 01:39:04,520
what if you get hard? Like what? Like, like you're thinking hard. What's wrong with

2056
01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:08,600
that? No, but like it's fucking for the same thing. Hot ass chick walks by and

2057
01:39:08,680 --> 01:39:13,400
you're like, fuck. You're like, doing this. Like, do people look at you like you're

2058
01:39:13,480 --> 01:39:19,320
hard now? I don't know. If you're there, you're not really there to judge other

2059
01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:22,920
people. You're worried enough about yourself. Right. I think that I think it's

2060
01:39:22,920 --> 01:39:26,520
the opposite. You don't care about yourself at that point because you're completely

2061
01:39:26,600 --> 01:39:30,120
naked. You're you're fucking. There's both schools of thought. What's the point of

2062
01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:35,480
them, though? I don't know. Freedom. It's not like you can start beating off to

2063
01:39:35,560 --> 01:39:38,840
somebody and just be like, oh, you're walking by. It's not one of those Czechs

2064
01:39:38,920 --> 01:39:42,280
orgy houses. Right. I don't think it's like that. I don't know. I don't know if

2065
01:39:42,360 --> 01:39:47,320
it's a sexual thing. It's not. It's they're expressing their freedom. I mean,

2066
01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:52,200
I'm sure for some people it is. Yeah. But for like other people, like I just wish I

2067
01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:57,080
could be that comfortable naked. I mean, I fucking I'm fine, dude. I'd go to a

2068
01:39:57,160 --> 01:40:02,200
nudist colony. Yeah, dude. Like, I don't care about like I always wear like baggy

2069
01:40:02,280 --> 01:40:05,720
clothes and like super like super like, you know, baggy clothes and everything.

2070
01:40:05,800 --> 01:40:09,960
It's because I feel more comfortable when I have like like heavier clothes on. But

2071
01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:13,800
like if it like if I went to a nudist colony, I don't think I'd be like, you

2072
01:40:13,880 --> 01:40:18,120
know, like, oh boy, I'm covering my cock because I'm embarrassed type shit. I

2073
01:40:18,120 --> 01:40:25,560
would, you know, I just don't think I'd ever be in that situation. You don't need

2074
01:40:25,640 --> 01:40:30,120
to finish that. So what about like what if you what if you went to like a nudist

2075
01:40:30,200 --> 01:40:33,480
beach? Like it wasn't even a colony. It was just like a nudist beach. I just I

2076
01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:36,840
wouldn't understand the draw of it. Did you ever did you ever go skinny dipping?

2077
01:40:36,920 --> 01:40:40,280
It's it's it's nice. Like it's a it's a really nice feeling. You've never done

2078
01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:44,200
that. It feels it's free. Like you feel like like it's definitely a different

2079
01:40:44,280 --> 01:40:46,760
feeling than wearing swim trunks because when you're going skinny dipping, it's

2080
01:40:46,760 --> 01:40:51,080
like fucking like you feel everything like the water. Like it feels totally

2081
01:40:51,160 --> 01:40:56,600
different. It's weird. Damn. I mean, it feels like you have a water water like a

2082
01:40:56,680 --> 01:41:01,240
rudder that's going with my ex girlfriend actually had a fucking pool in her

2083
01:41:01,320 --> 01:41:06,200
backyard, which is probably the fucking coolest thing ever. But is it I could

2084
01:41:06,280 --> 01:41:10,840
think of a lot of cool things to have in a pool? No, it was just it was fucking

2085
01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:15,560
awesome. So you've been skinny dipping, right? Yes. So pools several several

2086
01:41:15,560 --> 01:41:17,480
times. Yes, I have.

2087
01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:25,240
So you got another picture. Oh my God. You got to let me see how red my eyes

2088
01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:30,040
are. Not the not the best time. I said, send me one of them.

2089
01:41:33,160 --> 01:41:36,920
No, you gotta use it. You gotta use the Joel St. One. That's the flash. The

2090
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:41,800
flash wasn't it went until my entire face breaks out and suborak dermatitis to

2091
01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:46,440
take a picture of me, you son of a bitch. Say something, say something, say

2092
01:41:46,520 --> 01:41:48,040
something to make the guy laugh.

2093
01:41:50,840 --> 01:41:51,960
Horse come back.

2094
01:41:55,080 --> 01:42:01,560
That's much better. Oh, Lord. The sexy lighting. Yeah, I like it. But like like

2095
01:42:01,640 --> 01:42:05,080
so, you know, like the feeling of skin, it's a it's a different feeling out there.

2096
01:42:05,160 --> 01:42:09,400
It is. Yeah, it's got to be like fucking without a conamon.

2097
01:42:09,400 --> 01:42:14,760
Kind of like I don't I think you might be overselling it a little bit. I think

2098
01:42:14,840 --> 01:42:19,080
it just felt like swimming, but I wasn't wearing I'm not trying to be a fucking

2099
01:42:19,160 --> 01:42:23,480
cynical motherfucker here either. Say, I don't think it was that much different.

2100
01:42:24,120 --> 01:42:27,720
I mean, there was a little bit of taboo of like, holy fuck, are her parents going

2101
01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:32,040
to look out the window and see me fucking in a pool right now? What's an

2102
01:42:32,120 --> 01:42:35,800
above ground or an in-ground pool? Is an in-ground pool with lights in it. Just

2103
01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:36,840
go to the deep end, bro.

2104
01:42:36,840 --> 01:42:42,760
Yeah, but still, you'd be able to tell their fucking their room. Never mind.

2105
01:42:43,480 --> 01:42:47,720
Parents room overlooks the pool from the second story. And the pool is also down

2106
01:42:47,800 --> 01:42:51,720
a hill. You would be able to tell even through the water. You'd be like that

2107
01:42:51,800 --> 01:42:56,120
fucking ne'er do well, Alex. You're going to say something else there.

2108
01:42:58,120 --> 01:43:00,680
That fucking nice person.

2109
01:43:00,680 --> 01:43:09,400
Ne'er do well Alex is in that pool making bumping nasties with my daughter.

2110
01:43:09,480 --> 01:43:13,720
Did you bump nasties in the pool? Yeah, a couple of times. I never done that.

2111
01:43:13,800 --> 01:43:17,560
Is that bad for the pH of the thing? I feel like it would be. I feel like it has

2112
01:43:17,640 --> 01:43:20,920
to be. I mean, I feel like that's a problem that I didn't have to worry about.

2113
01:43:21,000 --> 01:43:24,280
Would you even feel it though? Because like, I feel like you wouldn't even feel

2114
01:43:24,360 --> 01:43:30,280
anything. So in this particular instance, she was very, very wet. So there was

2115
01:43:30,280 --> 01:43:36,200
still enough lubrication. I mean, it's underwater. So I'm pretty sure it'd be wet.

2116
01:43:36,280 --> 01:43:41,000
No, no, you'd think that. Then the second time we did it and she was like,

2117
01:43:42,360 --> 01:43:46,600
not feeling it that day. I don't know. She said she was, but I don't know. I

2118
01:43:46,680 --> 01:43:50,360
don't think it was her day. We had a rough day as a couple that day. I

2119
01:43:50,440 --> 01:43:55,160
always remember it was like it felt like fucking a, I don't. Cactus? It felt

2120
01:43:55,160 --> 01:44:00,440
like fucking a dry piece of paper. Like it was just like rough and it wasn't even

2121
01:44:00,520 --> 01:44:04,840
like, couldn't you like spread it and like get water in there? Well, could you

2122
01:44:04,920 --> 01:44:08,520
like spread it a little bit and get water to kind of lubricate it? No, the

2123
01:44:08,600 --> 01:44:12,680
water is not lubricating because it's got the fucking chemicals and shit in it.

2124
01:44:12,760 --> 01:44:18,120
No, it would definitely be. Bro, it's not. It's not. I'm telling you, dude.

2125
01:44:18,200 --> 01:44:22,200
Fucking tell me I'm wrong. The first time I did it. Great. Second time I did it,

2126
01:44:22,200 --> 01:44:26,440
which don't get me wrong, she was 100% consenting, but I think she. She was

2127
01:44:26,520 --> 01:44:29,320
a little bit too. I think she was a little bit too worried about her parents

2128
01:44:29,400 --> 01:44:33,320
seeing. So like she wasn't like able to like chill the fuck out and get wet and

2129
01:44:33,400 --> 01:44:37,640
shit. Isn't that fun? There's like a risk. Yeah, it's like more fun. Yeah, that's

2130
01:44:37,720 --> 01:44:40,920
why we had a great time. The first time, the second time she just had like bad

2131
01:44:41,000 --> 01:44:44,120
anxiety or something. Unless her dad comes out with a gun. It's like, get off

2132
01:44:44,200 --> 01:44:48,840
my property. He would have. He definitely would have. Did he have a firearm? He

2133
01:44:48,840 --> 01:44:55,320
had multiple. But no, what the fuck was I going to say, though? Yeah, no, there's

2134
01:44:55,400 --> 01:44:59,080
just no lube, though. Really? I swear to God, dude, that that water hurts you more

2135
01:44:59,160 --> 01:45:03,560
than it helps you. I feel like salt water would be worse. You can look it up. I

2136
01:45:03,640 --> 01:45:06,920
swear to fucking God, there's no way anybody has said. Did you ever piss in

2137
01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:10,840
the ocean? No, I've never done that. Dude, if you piss in the ocean, it fucking

2138
01:45:10,920 --> 01:45:14,440
hurts. Really? Like I did it when I was eight years old because, you know, you're

2139
01:45:14,520 --> 01:45:18,440
like, oh, I'm at the beach. Like I'm in the ocean like fucking and the fucking

2140
01:45:18,440 --> 01:45:22,920
bathroom is like fucking like a mile that way and I'm like I'm eight years old.

2141
01:45:23,000 --> 01:45:25,880
I'm just going to piss in the ocean. It's like in the ocean. Like there's a lot of

2142
01:45:25,960 --> 01:45:30,440
water. It doesn't fucking matter and then I piss it fucking hurt like it burned

2143
01:45:30,520 --> 01:45:34,440
like shit and I'm like I had to like cover my thing as I'm pissing because

2144
01:45:34,520 --> 01:45:38,360
like you know when you start pissing and you can't stop type shit like I was

2145
01:45:38,440 --> 01:45:41,480
doing that and I covered it and when I covered it, it got to do key. Look,

2146
01:45:41,560 --> 01:45:45,960
size bro. It felt it felt like it felt less burning, but like I'm never going

2147
01:45:45,960 --> 01:45:49,240
to piss in the ocean again after that like type shit. I'm not going to lie to

2148
01:45:49,320 --> 01:45:52,280
you. I've seen the Pacific and Atlantic and I have not had that. Because the

2149
01:45:52,360 --> 01:45:57,240
fucking salt goes in your dick. So you piss in the ocean, right? Yeah, dude, I

2150
01:45:57,320 --> 01:46:01,160
have too. I just didn't get the pain. Really? Yeah, it does hurt. It's thing a

2151
01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:07,080
little bit. It stings. I mean, like I can I guess I can like see how it would with

2152
01:46:07,160 --> 01:46:11,480
like all the sodium like being saltwatering because when you when you're

2153
01:46:11,480 --> 01:46:16,280
like sodium chloride fucking urethra opens up, right? Why don't you give us a

2154
01:46:16,360 --> 01:46:21,800
quick lesson on the tenacity of I'm just saying I pissed in the fucking ocean.

2155
01:46:21,880 --> 01:46:26,600
It's taking a MP. I want to get a little lesson here on the tenacity of fluids.

2156
01:46:26,680 --> 01:46:30,120
I mean, like underwater, that's the next. It's got to be the next chapter.

2157
01:46:30,200 --> 01:46:33,880
I don't know. Does he a hypertonic solution you're pissing into or a

2158
01:46:33,960 --> 01:46:38,440
hypotonic or isotonic? It'd be hypertonic. It'd be hypertonic. Yeah,

2159
01:46:38,440 --> 01:46:44,040
because it's all body. Yeah, yeah, works for me. So what's the

2160
01:46:44,120 --> 01:46:48,680
concentration grading? So how much piss would you have to piss into the ocean

2161
01:46:48,760 --> 01:46:52,360
before it's more pissed than ocean? My one fucking night where I don't have to

2162
01:46:52,440 --> 01:46:57,560
worry about school. Yeah, I'm just I'm just not going to do. No, no, I'm just

2163
01:46:57,640 --> 01:47:01,160
speaking of piss into the ocean enough. Like if everybody piss into the ocean

2164
01:47:01,240 --> 01:47:06,040
now every day now every single day, would it turn into absolutely not? No,

2165
01:47:06,040 --> 01:47:13,320
there's honest, no much water in the how many days, how many days of water?

2166
01:47:13,400 --> 01:47:16,920
How many days do you think it would take for humans to piss into the ocean every

2167
01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:19,800
single day and every single time that they had to piss, they had to piss in the

2168
01:47:19,880 --> 01:47:23,800
ocean? Well, it's mostly water with eight billion people. How long would it have

2169
01:47:23,880 --> 01:47:28,120
to take? How long? How many? How many months or days or years would be hundreds

2170
01:47:28,200 --> 01:47:32,680
of thousands of years? Dude, no, not realizing how, dude, you're not realizing

2171
01:47:32,680 --> 01:47:37,000
how big the fucking water has to come from somewhere. Yeah, so you're pulling

2172
01:47:37,080 --> 01:47:40,840
it from the atmosphere. It's made of water anyway. Yeah. So it would just be

2173
01:47:40,920 --> 01:47:44,680
so do you think diluted? You're okay. Let's do a lake then. How long do you

2174
01:47:44,760 --> 01:47:47,480
think it would take for a lake to fill up with human? Oh, what type of lake are

2175
01:47:47,560 --> 01:47:52,200
we talking about? Lake Superior is like a lake. George, how many like an eight

2176
01:47:52,280 --> 01:47:55,240
billion people pissed in that every single day? Do you think it would

2177
01:47:55,320 --> 01:47:58,760
eventually become all piss turns to water? Do we have to do the math? It's

2178
01:47:58,760 --> 01:48:03,960
going to get rained on. This is filtered out. It's going to continue to evaporate,

2179
01:48:04,040 --> 01:48:07,640
form clouds and then get rained on. Do you think if every single person, all

2180
01:48:07,720 --> 01:48:14,760
eight billion people, pissed in the lake, no turns a piss that? Yes, it would be

2181
01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:20,760
like a small puddle. What lake? Let's do Lake George. Okay, so let's, let's say

2182
01:48:20,840 --> 01:48:26,120
dude, you're not realizing how big the surface area of the entire fucking lake

2183
01:48:26,120 --> 01:48:33,240
is. How bro? How much and that's just like a little bit like a good day. You

2184
01:48:33,320 --> 01:48:35,880
could, you know, let's just say, let's say it's a really good day. You piss a

2185
01:48:35,960 --> 01:48:40,920
leader. You can't piss a leader unless you're like even if you did it just okay,

2186
01:48:41,000 --> 01:48:45,240
five hundred milliliters. Now we can do, you could do a leader if you, if your

2187
01:48:45,320 --> 01:48:50,520
bladder is like really full, so you will do fucking peak leader of piss. Yeah,

2188
01:48:50,600 --> 01:48:55,000
and how many so that's eight billion leaders? Yeah, eight billion leaders. How

2189
01:48:55,000 --> 01:49:01,960
many? What is that? Is there a bigger thing than leaders gallons? 250 to 400

2190
01:49:02,040 --> 01:49:08,440
milliliters. What? 250 to 400 milliliters per piss. Per piss? On average. KC was

2191
01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:12,040
almost thought I hit the nail on the head. So if you did that, how many liters of

2192
01:49:12,120 --> 01:49:23,880
water is in the fucking the lake? How, let's see, volume Lake George. This is

2193
01:49:23,880 --> 01:49:32,920
like the most autistic thing we've ever done. We got to a hot start. This is,

2194
01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:39,400
yeah, this is so far we're hard to figure out. Tick tock for 35 minutes,

2195
01:49:39,480 --> 01:49:43,000
two million, three thousand acre feet.

2196
01:49:44,520 --> 01:49:50,120
So two point nine. Like with piss and shit. If you was the piss of the

2197
01:49:50,120 --> 01:50:04,920
water. So it's five, five hundred million cubic meters of water. All right.

2198
01:50:05,000 --> 01:50:11,800
So cubic meters. So yeah, there's no fucking way the fucking billion. We

2199
01:50:11,880 --> 01:50:16,600
didn't read it as math pretty simply, right? Because 400 milliliters from eight

2200
01:50:16,600 --> 01:50:27,480
billion people is hold on. It's about have wait. So one kilogram is a ten

2201
01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:34,040
centimeter by ten centimeter block of water. Yeah, I think I think there's some

2202
01:50:34,120 --> 01:50:39,800
math in there we can. There is there is fuck. All right, gentlemen, hold on. How

2203
01:50:39,880 --> 01:50:45,880
many we're going to figure out how many, how many, how many leaders, how many

2204
01:50:45,880 --> 01:50:51,080
leaders you have that you have the know how many leaders are in a cubic

2205
01:50:51,160 --> 01:50:55,240
centimeter of water. We'll do that. I don't know if we want to. Wait, how big

2206
01:50:55,320 --> 01:51:03,400
is the leaders was the volume you came up in a cubic meter. So there's a thousand

2207
01:51:03,480 --> 01:51:08,440
liters in one cubic meter and there's five hundred million cubic meters in

2208
01:51:08,520 --> 01:51:13,400
Lake George. So we'll do well. And how many liters of piss was it? Eight

2209
01:51:13,400 --> 01:51:20,120
billion. Okay, I found how many gallons of water in Lake George. Two hundred

2210
01:51:20,200 --> 01:51:26,120
ninety nine. We're not doing down. So just convert it. No. So we're doing so.

2211
01:51:26,200 --> 01:51:30,360
So it's a thousand. It's a thousand liters per cubic meter and there's five

2212
01:51:30,440 --> 01:51:34,360
hundred million cubic meters in there. So it's a thousand times five hundred

2213
01:51:34,440 --> 01:51:38,760
million one thousand five hundred. Gentlemen, how are we going to factory

2214
01:51:38,760 --> 01:51:43,400
evaporate evaporation into this? I don't know if we are all right. So where did

2215
01:51:43,480 --> 01:51:47,000
the cubic meter come from? So I converted to leaders right. It's one point

2216
01:51:47,080 --> 01:51:48,440
one billion leaders

2217
01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:53,880
in Lake George. All right, so double that for the pest. Basically,

2218
01:51:54,760 --> 01:51:58,280
right, no, no, no, no, no, because there are eight billion people and divided by

2219
01:51:58,360 --> 01:52:03,640
two. If eight billion people are fucking pissing into that, so basically they

2220
01:52:03,640 --> 01:52:09,320
would fill it up eight times. So you can't just do this for a Vaughn math and

2221
01:52:09,400 --> 01:52:12,680
is that or eight times. I don't even remember. I'm still on the cubic meters

2222
01:52:12,760 --> 01:52:18,040
thing so you can actually piss. You could make a piss lake four times with

2223
01:52:18,120 --> 01:52:22,840
everybody four to eight times, four to eight times. You can fill up one day if

2224
01:52:22,920 --> 01:52:28,520
everybody gets the leader into it. We're fucking bombing right now talking about

2225
01:52:28,520 --> 01:52:34,440
fucking piss. All right, gentlemen, I got something for now. What if it was

2226
01:52:35,400 --> 01:52:40,520
I'm use Jack? You're talking all right, but you have to have it because it would

2227
01:52:40,600 --> 01:52:44,280
only four billion instead of eight million. Because what is this?

2228
01:52:45,560 --> 01:52:46,120
I like that.

2229
01:52:49,560 --> 01:52:50,440
Welcome back to

2230
01:52:50,440 --> 01:53:01,160
my name is Alex Trebek. I'm here with the three returning guests. We got our

2231
01:53:01,240 --> 01:53:02,520
returning champion entirely.

2232
01:53:09,160 --> 01:53:19,160
The savant savant alley back and we finally got Dan the vitamin man. I kind

2233
01:53:19,160 --> 01:53:25,320
of want the loser to take a bite of a pepper. No, I'll take a shot.

2234
01:53:30,360 --> 01:53:37,640
It would be for most people, just not me. I would enjoy it. All right. Tyler's

2235
01:53:37,720 --> 01:53:39,960
our returning champion. God damn right.

2236
01:53:39,960 --> 01:53:51,160
I mean, last time you won like nine thousand dollars. No, I doubled it. And I

2237
01:53:51,240 --> 01:53:56,920
it was six. I had six. I have to like, we don't need to worry about the fucking

2238
01:53:57,000 --> 01:54:04,120
statistics. 4900. I can't. All right. Fill the lake. You got five categories.

2239
01:54:04,120 --> 01:54:13,240
We got world history. Great song titles. OK, OK. Numbers. What is numbers

2240
01:54:13,320 --> 01:54:20,200
considered? The answer is a number. OK, retro games. Oh, that's good. Finally,

2241
01:54:20,280 --> 01:54:31,480
potent potable. What is Pac Man? The salt titles. Video games for two video

2242
01:54:31,480 --> 01:54:37,080
games for two retro games. First game where Mario can fly with his raccoon

2243
01:54:37,160 --> 01:54:45,240
suit. That'll be Mario Brothers three. What is Mario Brothers three? Ding, ding,

2244
01:54:45,320 --> 01:54:46,360
ding, ding, motherfucker.

2245
01:54:48,920 --> 01:54:55,080
Fuck those Mario. Those retro games for fucking for jumping around. I'm

2246
01:54:55,160 --> 01:54:59,800
telling them retro games for four retro. I don't know shit about the name of

2247
01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:07,480
Sonic's foxy friend. That's you. Yeah, this is going to be you two on this one.

2248
01:55:07,560 --> 01:55:14,680
I don't really know much about retro category for Dan. I'll take movie titles.

2249
01:55:15,960 --> 01:55:17,480
No, no, no category.

2250
01:55:17,480 --> 01:55:32,600
I'm sorry. The street name of this drug is ecstasy. What is methylene,

2251
01:55:32,680 --> 01:55:36,680
dioxin, methamphetamine? What is MDMA? Which one are you going to choose?

2252
01:55:37,480 --> 01:55:40,360
What did it? What did you do? What is Molly? Methylene, dioxin,

2253
01:55:40,440 --> 01:55:44,920
methamphetamine, methylene, dioxin, methamphetamine. Oh, yeah, I got to give

2254
01:55:44,920 --> 01:55:53,560
it to you for that. That's fucking bad. That was 200 points. That's it for that.

2255
01:55:55,800 --> 01:56:02,440
What are the next questions? Next category is your pick. I'll take potable

2256
01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:07,640
again for 400. This brandy comes from the region of France of the same name.

2257
01:56:07,640 --> 01:56:14,360
Oh, God. Oh, what is Chardonnay? That's a wine. That's a wine, isn't it?

2258
01:56:14,440 --> 01:56:16,920
Yeah. Type of brandy.

2259
01:56:21,480 --> 01:56:28,920
I don't know. It was cognac. Cognac. What I got in that dance pick. Yeah.

2260
01:56:28,920 --> 01:56:39,400
Song titles. Song titles for 200. Take a sad song and make it better. What is it?

2261
01:56:39,480 --> 01:56:47,960
Like the song or the lyrics? Lyrics. Oh, fuck. What was the question again?

2262
01:56:48,680 --> 01:56:55,080
Take a sad song and make it better. I think it's Taylor Swift. I don't know.

2263
01:56:55,080 --> 01:57:00,040
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. That was Hey Jude. Fuck the Beatles.

2264
01:57:02,040 --> 01:57:07,640
Fuckin' hate John Lennon's dance pick. Potable's. We ain't doing too hot.

2265
01:57:09,800 --> 01:57:20,600
Potable's for 600. Oh, shit. Daily Double. How much are you going to bet? Daily Double,

2266
01:57:20,600 --> 01:57:29,960
you got 600 points to wager 300 wager 300. All right. This drink is made of chilled red wine

2267
01:57:29,960 --> 01:57:37,640
and chopped fruit. I know this one too. My fucker. What is jungle juice?

2268
01:57:40,200 --> 01:57:45,160
I don't know if that's necessarily incorrect. That was Sangria. I wouldn't have gotten.

2269
01:57:45,160 --> 01:57:56,520
Yeah, it's fucking damn it. Dance pick. Song titles. Song titles for four. Got the wings of

2270
01:57:56,520 --> 01:58:02,840
heaven on my shoes. I'm a dancing man and I just can't lose. What is Michael Jackson?

2271
01:58:03,560 --> 01:58:08,520
What is Michael Jackson? Song titles. What is what is Rocket Man?

2272
01:58:08,520 --> 01:58:16,840
That was Staying Alive by the Beatles. Oh, I didn't. I never would have guessed that.

2273
01:58:18,360 --> 01:58:26,840
Guys, we are fucking especially me. I have a question. Song titles for six. The Kid is

2274
01:58:26,840 --> 01:58:31,240
Not My Son. Oh, Billie Jean by what is Billie Jean by Michael Jackson? Oh, you got it.

2275
01:58:32,520 --> 01:58:37,720
Are you telling me that I fucking guessed Michael Jackson the last answer and now that's the

2276
01:58:37,720 --> 01:58:44,280
question we ask. Tyler's pick. That was Pat. Retro games for six. I think my brain's working

2277
01:58:44,280 --> 01:58:49,960
fast enough. This table tennis game was released in 1972. What is Pong? Pong Tyler.

2278
01:58:51,960 --> 01:58:57,160
I got that one. No, it was me, baby. I think all three. I said what is Pong? I said it. It's me.

2279
01:58:57,160 --> 01:59:10,840
Okay, Tyler wins. Spongebob. Spongebob. 800. Retro. 800. Retro. Pinky is the name of an enemy in this game.

2280
01:59:10,840 --> 01:59:21,320
What is Pac-Man? Oh, I didn't even. I didn't even buzzed in yet. I've been essentially a spectator.

2281
01:59:21,320 --> 01:59:28,520
I didn't know what the names of the characters were. We'll finish out retro games. Retro games. This 1999 horror

2282
01:59:28,520 --> 01:59:34,520
game features Harry Mason as his main character. What is Silent Hill? Oh, man. Fuck. You got it.

2283
01:59:34,520 --> 01:59:40,200
There's only like one horror game from 1999. No, Resident Evil came out that year. Oh, Resident Evil. That's the one I was thinking.

2284
01:59:41,000 --> 01:59:47,880
Tyler's pick. What's on the board still? Potent Potables, numbers, song titles, world history.

2285
01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:53,240
We'll do song titles for eight. Yeah. Song titles for eight.

2286
01:59:55,240 --> 02:00:04,600
What do we double? What are you going to do? 200. Okay, Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kid.

2287
02:00:04,600 --> 02:00:10,760
Oh, what is fucking. Oh, hold on a second. I know this one. What is Rocketman? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

2288
02:00:10,760 --> 02:00:27,960
Yeah. Okay. Tyler's pick is a thousand for shit. I know nothing about song titles, song titles, non-participant at this point.

2289
02:00:27,960 --> 02:00:35,960
Song titles for a thousand in Birmingham. They love the governor. What is Sweet Home Alabama? Oh, really? You got that.

2290
02:00:35,960 --> 02:00:47,160
Birmingham. They love the governor. Dan got a thousand. Oh shit. I did not. That clicked when you said it, but no, I do. I never.

2291
02:00:47,160 --> 02:00:50,360
I fucking never listen to the lyrics. All I think of is incest with that.

2292
02:00:56,040 --> 02:01:03,880
You got world history, numbers and Potable Potables for eight hundred. This hallucinogenic drug is released.

2293
02:01:03,880 --> 02:01:08,760
Naturally. What is DMT? Oh, motherfucker in the brain upon death. Yes.

2294
02:01:10,680 --> 02:01:15,320
It was DMT. Dan's pick. Bro, you guys ever do DMTs? How many we got left? One thousand.

2295
02:01:15,320 --> 02:01:20,440
Bone Bowls for a thousand. Yeah. The chemical name for drinking alcohol can also fuel cars.

2296
02:01:20,440 --> 02:01:28,200
Fentanyl. Fuck. What is Fentanyl? I'll give that to you. That was good. Dan's making a comeback.

2297
02:01:28,200 --> 02:01:33,960
You got world history or numbers? Which do I think Tyler be worse? Definitely numbers. I don't know.

2298
02:01:33,960 --> 02:01:43,000
He impressed me on the last numbers one. I failed. I failed in math. I failed in math. I failed geometry three times. Numbers. Numbers for two. World history.

2299
02:01:43,000 --> 02:01:51,240
I got a great eight. I got a great grade. Yeah, we're going to stay away from that one. All right. Three divided by two. That'll be one point five.

2300
02:01:51,240 --> 02:02:03,080
What is one point five? What is we'll go with world history for two world history. I actually had to think about that. That's fucking sad.

2301
02:02:04,120 --> 02:02:11,240
This European country switch sides during World War One. That is Slovakia. What is Russia?

2302
02:02:11,240 --> 02:02:21,560
Czechoslovakia. Switch sides. What is the France? Not France. France. France is America.

2303
02:02:24,520 --> 02:02:27,400
It's a European country. Alley Mac. What is Germany?

2304
02:02:29,000 --> 02:02:36,920
What is Norway? What is Sweden? What is Finland? What is Italy? Oh, well, that was too late.

2305
02:02:36,920 --> 02:02:46,440
We said time's up. Time was up then. No, I fucking. You took like 17 guesses. No, I got it.

2306
02:02:46,440 --> 02:02:55,320
No, that's bullshit. You got your lead. I got zero dollars over here. Show the fuck out. All right. Dan, next category.

2307
02:02:55,320 --> 02:03:02,600
Fuck you. What else we got? Numbers or two? Numbers. World history. Fuck numbers, dude. World history.

2308
02:03:02,600 --> 02:03:07,960
For four Soviet leader during the fall of the Berlin Wall. That'll be what is Gorbachev.

2309
02:03:09,960 --> 02:03:21,080
Fuck baby. World history. World history for six. Jesus Christ. Oh, yeah. Mr. Gorbachev. Jesus Christ was born in this modern day country.

2310
02:03:21,080 --> 02:03:27,720
What is Bethlehem? What is Nazareth? Nazareth is where he lives. What is Israel? What is Palestine? What is Bethlehem?

2311
02:03:27,720 --> 02:03:37,400
Yeah, baby. I got points. Israel. Did we talk about her? No, he was born in Bethlehem. That's a city. That's a town. That's not a country.

2312
02:03:37,400 --> 02:03:47,400
It currently exists. Oh, you fucking. Ali Makhat with a 600 on the board. No, Jesus lived in Nazareth. That's why they called him Jesus of Nazareth.

2313
02:03:47,400 --> 02:03:55,480
I said country, though. Ali Makhat's next category. Oh, fuck. Why don't you go do. Why don't we. Why don't we pay the number.

2314
02:03:55,480 --> 02:04:10,200
Numbers are for night. Nights of the round table. There was what is nine was nine. What is 12? What is 12? What is 12? What is eight?

2315
02:04:11,320 --> 02:04:16,280
What is 10? I got to fact check this. I think it was 12.

2316
02:04:16,280 --> 02:04:28,840
What is two? I don't know. Nice to nine. No, it's nine. Oh, it's 12. We got 12. I said 12. I said 12. We all said 12. We all said 12.

2317
02:04:28,840 --> 02:04:36,920
We'll give it to Ali Makhat because he hasn't gotten shit. All right. Yeah. Deal. All right. I don't want your fucking pity. You get 20 points. Throw it away.

2318
02:04:36,920 --> 02:04:46,680
Don't give me the fucking pity. Next category for numbers for Grandma. Play the numbers.

2319
02:04:46,680 --> 02:04:57,800
You got a thousand. You better bet it all. 999 dollars. All right. I got to have at least one dollar if I fuck this up.

2320
02:04:57,800 --> 02:05:07,720
Number of oceans in the world as of 2023. What is 10? Fuck. Wait, can I can we answer this or no? No. That's oceans.

2321
02:05:07,720 --> 02:05:14,280
You got the Pacific. You got the Atlantic. You got the Indian. All right. Ask the audience.

2322
02:05:16,680 --> 02:05:24,360
Damn, do you want to use a call Fred? I'm going to go with what is 10. You said 10. I'm going to go with 10.

2323
02:05:24,360 --> 02:05:35,720
Thanks, Dan. Is it four? It's seven. Five. You got one point left. I got points. Well, I have a point. That's fine.

2324
02:05:35,720 --> 02:05:44,280
Ali Makhat, pick the next category. Fuck it. Why not numbers? Numbers for eight. Number of players on a soccer field at one time.

2325
02:05:44,280 --> 02:05:50,920
What is 11? Oh, I didn't know. I don't play soccer. I was in the fucking. Wow. We're going to go numbers.

2326
02:05:50,920 --> 02:06:00,040
You got 801 numbers. One thousand number of nickels in a dollar. What is 20? Oh, Ali Makhat.

2327
02:06:05,640 --> 02:06:11,400
All right. I'm happy I'm at least in this again. All right. We got one Ali Makhat. Next category.

2328
02:06:11,400 --> 02:06:23,480
You got world history for 800 or 1000. Let's go for the grand grand name of the ancient route used for trade between Europe and China.

2329
02:06:23,480 --> 02:06:28,920
What is the Silk Road? Oh, fuck. Oh, damn, man. Did you say salt or silk?

2330
02:06:28,920 --> 02:06:34,360
Silk. I thought you said. Isn't that the new one they're building is the salt road or something?

2331
02:06:34,360 --> 02:06:37,960
I don't fucking know. Damn, man. I knew that, too. You son of a bitch.

2332
02:06:37,960 --> 02:06:42,280
Dan, you got the last pick on the category. So it's world history.

2333
02:06:42,280 --> 02:06:52,520
It's a last cat. Last topic. The year Columbus made his maiden voyage to 1492.

2334
02:06:52,520 --> 02:06:56,760
I said it, though. You said it first. Yeah, I definitely said it first.

2335
02:06:56,760 --> 02:07:01,640
I didn't say it. I said something, but I couldn't hear him. So I didn't say what is, though.

2336
02:07:01,640 --> 02:07:07,320
I said what is he did say what is he said? I said 1492. He said, what is 1492?

2337
02:07:07,320 --> 02:07:13,080
At the same time. So I get it because I said, what is the white? What is all right?

2338
02:07:14,200 --> 02:07:20,200
Go to fucking final jeopardy with one point. Dan, Dan. No, no, I got money now. I got the

2339
02:07:20,200 --> 02:07:24,440
fucking six and eight hundred questions. Dan has I don't have a ton. Forty one hundred.

2340
02:07:25,400 --> 02:07:28,760
Tyler has forty eight hundred. Alimak has eighteen oh one.

2341
02:07:29,960 --> 02:07:32,760
At least I bounced back late. I won't come later in the game.

2342
02:07:32,760 --> 02:07:38,600
What's the final jeopardy topic is US history? Oh, maybe I got them.

2343
02:07:38,600 --> 02:07:43,080
Damn it. Casey, I'm not going to do the math on this, but I'm going to wager all but one dollar.

2344
02:07:44,760 --> 02:07:47,400
You got to text it to me. I'm going to project that to the table.

2345
02:07:47,400 --> 02:07:52,040
Now you've heard me. They heard me, too. Everybody knows we're on the same page.

2346
02:07:53,880 --> 02:07:57,800
Actually, no, anything, everything, but two, because I want to say I got points,

2347
02:07:57,800 --> 02:08:03,080
not just one point. Yeah, I want to say I scored points. That's my major.

2348
02:08:04,520 --> 02:08:05,960
Oh, we got to text him the wager.

2349
02:08:10,040 --> 02:08:12,360
I already sent him an answer. I said, what is Herbert Hoover?

2350
02:08:15,400 --> 02:08:17,000
Watch this be the correct answer.

2351
02:08:18,600 --> 02:08:23,720
Oh, OK. So I guess that Tyler sent me a wager. All right, here we go. Here's the question.

2352
02:08:23,720 --> 02:08:31,080
The actor who shot Abraham looking in the head at Ford's theater was John Love Booth. Dude, come on.

2353
02:08:31,800 --> 02:08:38,920
You got to text it to me. Oh, well, as long as these two are going to get that. Are you kidding me?

2354
02:08:38,920 --> 02:08:46,120
That's the easiest fucking layup of a fucking final jeopardy. They both knew that before I said it.

2355
02:08:46,120 --> 02:08:58,680
OK, we all knew that. So fucking hell, you know, got it. So Tyler wagered 2000. So you got 60.

2356
02:08:58,680 --> 02:09:02,120
He's got 6800. He says it out loud.

2357
02:09:05,400 --> 02:09:07,160
You think I can use my phone right now?

2358
02:09:07,160 --> 02:09:17,480
Oh, yeah. I'm back wagered 1800. So he's got 3602. Damn straight, baby. I should have wagered

2359
02:09:17,480 --> 02:09:29,880
Dan wagered 3000. He's got 7100. Fucking. Oh, shit. Oh, I didn't know how much I had.

2360
02:09:29,880 --> 02:09:43,960
Sorry, I was wagered 2000. I guess I hit those smelling salt, brother.

2361
02:09:47,560 --> 02:09:53,880
All right, pass that here. I'm going to give it a good whiff for you. Dude, I'm going to do it too.

2362
02:09:53,880 --> 02:10:03,800
Oh, I'm going to go again. I got the black one. That wasn't that bad.

2363
02:10:03,800 --> 02:10:17,960
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

2364
02:10:25,480 --> 02:10:29,560
Fuck that shit. This episode has been brought to you by Bud Light Platinum.

2365
02:10:29,560 --> 02:10:39,640
Six. This episode was brought to you by Pornhub.com. And OnlyFans.com. Dan, is there anybody you'd like to shout out after your victory?

2366
02:10:40,520 --> 02:10:52,280
Um, I'd like to shout out to our fans. You're the ones that keep us going. Just don't complain about the cuts.

2367
02:10:53,080 --> 02:10:55,080
Fuck you guys. We don't have a budget here.

2368
02:10:55,080 --> 02:11:09,640
What is happening? Okay. Okay. Tyler's taking the loss of special. You're not free for the entire month of November.

2369
02:11:12,120 --> 02:11:14,520
We're sorry. That sucks.

2370
02:11:14,520 --> 02:11:28,040
Dan, what are you going to do with your $7,100? Man, probably, uh, I can buy my truck if you want. Donate it to charity.

2371
02:11:28,040 --> 02:11:43,320
My choice. I'll probably, you know, I don't know, some cat rescue somewhere. Donate to those guys. Yeah. I won't. It. I'm fucking, you know, sex dolls.

2372
02:11:45,320 --> 02:11:56,280
I would totally like once those things are real enough, I'm in, dude. Have you seen? I'll take out a loan on what you've seen. The new ones get it. Repo. Yeah. Yeah. They're not that great yet.

2373
02:11:56,280 --> 02:12:06,760
I don't think the wife would be too happy with me if I did that. The fuck is that thing? Do you mind telling me what that is? I feel like we've talked about this before. That's our three way partner, babe.

2374
02:12:07,480 --> 02:12:25,480
Dude, I feel like, yeah, you can fucking sell that now or not talk to me anymore. I think it'd be kind of fun. That's our three way partner. I don't know if I can see it that way. I'd pay up to, I think I'd pay up to 7,100 bucks.

2375
02:12:25,480 --> 02:12:44,280
If it was like really realistic about 10 for a super realist. I just don't know where you'd hide it when you're not using it. Just leave it in your bed. You know, just leave it in your bed. You got to call a contractor, call a contractor and be like, look, I'm going to need you to build like a wall, like a hidden wall somewhere where I can hide this thing.

2376
02:12:44,280 --> 02:13:07,080
That is a human body. Yeah. Yeah. Approximately. It looks like a bookshelf, but you open it up and then it's just like, it's just a sex doll lounge. Jesus Christ. So in today's podcast, we learned about how I want to fight Joel Olsteen. We talked a little bit about boxing. We talked about no nut. And we also found out.

2377
02:13:07,080 --> 02:13:15,480
I don't think we did talk about it. We tried to talk. You guys just kept talking about TikToks. I was getting really angry and trying to redirect that.

2378
02:13:15,480 --> 02:13:40,280
Wow. So we talked about tips on TikTok, TikTok, actually to talk, kick that. And finally we, we did a little bit of jeopardy. We also talked about if we could fill a lake with human piss and we found out that you could four times over.

2379
02:13:40,280 --> 02:13:57,480
So math math, I don't think you get a billion people to agree on doing that though. I mean, you probably could. I can't even get them to agree on. I don't know. You think Vladimir Putin would piss now. He would refuse. He would refuse. I drop a nuke on it because of the concentration of us in the area.

2380
02:13:57,480 --> 02:14:12,280
He'd be like, God, it's a perfect opportunity to wipe them out. So I think you got to start trolling stranger on Facebook again so we can read it on the podcast. Dude, if I go down that road, look, I'll do it.

2381
02:14:12,280 --> 02:14:37,880
Casey, as part of our weekly segment, can you check our, our fan email? Oh yeah. Are no emails? Yeah, I'll check that. I just want one email to get sent in. Do you, if anybody listens to this, you have no idea how legendary you would be. You would be the first email guarantee. Please anybody out there. That's untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com. We just want to know you exist.

2382
02:14:37,880 --> 02:15:00,680
73. There's a trivia question. Why is it 73 again? I know you know, it's dark side of the moon. What do you think of this lady? Oh, oh shit. I still got the cat like reflexes, baby.

2383
02:15:00,680 --> 02:15:27,480
It looks like a little bit too much of an uu girl. Let me see. Let me see. Let me check this out. What are we dealing with here? She looks foreign. No, she's American. Oh, we got some sponsorship opportunities. So I'm going to submit some of those. Why? What's what's what about her? Oh no, she's just a trad wife. She'd probably she's a trad wife.

2384
02:15:27,480 --> 02:15:48,080
I think we're done. What's a trad wife? I think we're done. We got to wrap this up. What's a trad wife? I want to know now. I find I'm down for it. I'm actually trying to shut down. I think we just forgot.

2385
02:15:48,080 --> 02:16:03,880
Do you know wives that that are religious? They like to be in the home. They're homemakers and they go to church. They like they want to have children and they don't have only fans type shit. I feel like that's like 60% of women anyway.

2386
02:16:03,880 --> 02:16:19,240
Are you still looking at photos of her? Yeah, she kind of looks like she might have thyroid eye disease. Her eyes are like bulging out of her head. They're a little big. I don't know what's going on there. I think it's just the bags.

2387
02:16:19,240 --> 02:16:47,000
I got a movie review. I want to do, but I was it. No, I acted like you guys shut it down. It was just it seemed like we were really trailing off there. We had two different separate conversations. I don't think anybody knew about what was going on.

2388
02:16:47,000 --> 02:16:55,800
I feel like Joe Biden right now. I got no words. All right, we'll take a quick break and then I guess I'm down for that. Yeah. Yeah. Second intermission. Fuck. Yeah.

2389
02:16:55,800 --> 02:17:05,800
Oh, it's a solid.

2390
02:17:05,800 --> 02:17:25,800
Pick.

2391
02:17:35,800 --> 02:17:47,800
Welcome back to Untied Podcast.

2392
02:17:47,800 --> 02:18:08,800
We're hoping to be joined by by Dan and Tyler here in a minute. We don't really know. Yeah, I mean, they found like they found an interesting musical instrument that they are fascinated by much like the tick tock tits.

2393
02:18:08,800 --> 02:18:24,800
Oh, yeah. Did you see that? Yeah, I saw. I don't like the the mass appeal of the group. You weren't impressed. I mean, like, yeah, but if you want to see a pair of titties go in the hub, there's millions out there.

2394
02:18:24,800 --> 02:18:34,800
I don't see why the ones that are shown in a protest are any better than any other days because they're in public.

2395
02:18:34,800 --> 02:18:48,800
I guess I don't see the appeal, but regardless, it was like a 10 minute fixation of you guys showing each other different videos that nobody that listens to us can hear.

2396
02:18:48,800 --> 02:19:01,800
See, they can see. Well, they can see everything. Why? Just look up. What was called? I don't fucking know. I know. Here we go again. We're fixing. It's called non-coupable protest.

2397
02:19:01,800 --> 02:19:17,800
All right. Well, yeah, not guilty when we still know who's not guilty. We know there's titties. Yeah, they don't make it clear who is, but that were you reliable news source here.

2398
02:19:17,800 --> 02:19:31,800
My reliable news source is tick tock, which is currently being watched by the Chinese or run by the Chinese, which is going to be ticked. I going to be banned soon. I fucking so they already ban it in like Montana or some shit.

2399
02:19:31,800 --> 02:19:42,800
I fucking hope so society is just better without a tick tock or but you're always going to have that. That's that shit like that, like something else is just going to pop up like like it used to be.

2400
02:19:42,800 --> 02:19:59,800
I know like talks like the new vine right. It is so it's just it gets shut down. We're just going to have something else. Yeah, it'll be how my space turned to face bucked and face book turned to Twitter and as long as you have the internet, people are going to over share their personal

2401
02:19:59,800 --> 02:20:15,800
rights, just like we are. Yeah, is that right? Well, I don't post tick tock videos. My tits. Yeah, and we're a little bit more underground, even though we pay for ads. We're still feeling it's a very small niche of people.

2402
02:20:15,800 --> 02:20:27,800
They're going to click onto this podcast. So I mean, it is untitled. It is untitled. We should title our podcast. Make it the title podcast.

2403
02:20:27,800 --> 02:20:48,800
Untitled the title podcast, no title podcast. You know, hundred episodes in we're naming the title podcast. I can fuck with that. I feel like we might. I feel like we still might be competing with other podcasts with that name, but where the fuck are they?

2404
02:20:48,800 --> 02:21:05,800
I fucking know they're still playing the fucking Zabumbafoo or whatever the fuck is up there. You didn't do so hot on jeopardy today. Yeah, well, let's talk about how you were all right. So your performance. The truth is, is that well, I had smoked some of this flower.

2405
02:21:05,800 --> 02:21:24,800
It's a it's known as marijuana in some places and well, it's a little bit high. And then I also had four Bud Light Platinum's. Six percent apiece. So I was just a little bit sluggish in my responses.

2406
02:21:24,800 --> 02:21:36,800
The good old noggin's not working as well as usual today, but I'm glad that I was able to lock in and go on my three question run going down a fucking rabbit hole here. A fucking dark tunnel here.

2407
02:21:36,800 --> 02:22:05,800
Dark tunnel. Yeah. How am I going down a dark tunnel? Bro, you know what they say? You stop taking the drugs and now the drugs take you. What? You said it, bro. Yeah, I understand that. Jews incredible artist. I don't see how it applies to like when you get when you get like dependent on drugs, they start taking you because you're like, you know, it's not like, oh, I can just take this drug. It's like I have to take this drug.

2408
02:22:05,800 --> 02:22:20,800
Are you referring to alcohol or any drug? I mean, alcohol. I enjoy it. Say typically like once every two weeks at this point.

2409
02:22:20,800 --> 02:22:30,800
I mean, like, it's not really like I have time to man like between school and work. There's no time for me to so come here. It's like, oh, I'll have a couple of drinks.

2410
02:22:30,800 --> 02:22:41,800
So I got a schizophrenic movie review for today, but I'm still fucking playing up there. Yeah.

2411
02:22:41,800 --> 02:23:01,800
Those motherfuckers. All right. Go tell them to come down. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Listeners. Yeah. Fuck the listeners. We're so sick of the complaints, but the fucking cuts. We Casey puts in hard work with the censorship.

2412
02:23:01,800 --> 02:23:15,800
All right. Yeah. It's not like it's not like I have a professional editor. So give it to me straight, Casey. Are there aliens?

2413
02:23:15,800 --> 02:23:31,800
You know, as far as like we can see, there's no life on other planets. But it's like a paradox because with the size of the universe, there's always there should be a chance that another Earth like planet has been evolved.

2414
02:23:31,800 --> 02:23:44,800
But we haven't found any evidence of any other signs of life. What if there's just a true tech technological limit to our space travel and it's just truly is just how far we can see.

2415
02:23:44,800 --> 02:23:58,800
But the thing is, I'm just saying just too far of a distance for us to travel to come in contact with another species. That's just a physical impossibility. It's not that we travel. We just haven't observed any signs of aliens. We haven't seen anything, heard anything.

2416
02:23:58,800 --> 02:24:09,800
Yeah, but official is just the observable universe for all we know. The universe could be infinite. We know it's stretching, which is what we call the expansion of the universe.

2417
02:24:09,800 --> 02:24:25,800
But so like we like sent a bunch of shit out in the space for aliens like we sent like a bunch of radio transmission signals like probe that the space in case there were aliens, we're like we got to like find someone out there. If there is anybody out there, but we haven't heard anything back.

2418
02:24:25,800 --> 02:24:36,800
Yeah, they're not that far out. They're leaving like the solar system like 15 years ago like they need to go light years to reach the Andromeda Galaxy.

2419
02:24:36,800 --> 02:24:55,800
So the I mean, no, sorry, other fucking I guess radio waves stars within the light. So like it's just like it's just an incomprehensibly far distance away. Billions of years from now they might hear it. Yeah, like it's just it's that's we're not going to get immediate results on that thing.

2420
02:24:55,800 --> 02:25:21,800
We're not going to get results in our lifetime. And what I'm saying is that there just is a strong possibility that there is a I mean, there's a strong possibility that there is a physical impossibility for us to travel that far of a distance like unless faster than light transport is real or we get really, really, really good at cryogenically freezing people and bringing them back intact.

2421
02:25:21,800 --> 02:25:43,800
There is no fucking way it would be impossible to travel that far space was you went through a wormhole, which yeah or like I said, you just get incredibly good at cryogenic freezing because realistically we could send something to the Andromeda Galaxy, but it would galaxy away millions of years.

2422
02:25:43,800 --> 02:26:10,800
Yeah, yes, it would your spaceship wouldn't survive that long. Well, if you had the crazy thing about space is that it honestly good if you sent that shit in the right direction where you knew it wasn't going to come in close contact with like any serious radiation from other stars and stuff. Yeah, but you wake up. I would have millions of years later. Yeah, but it's not no one alive in the universe, but you anymore because that is the earth.

2423
02:26:10,800 --> 02:26:38,800
The earth really has died out. That is a possibility. So what's the point of going to find aliens? Now, if you don't have earth anymore, how else are we going to expand from earth? Through a wormhole, because if we truly believe that humanity is to go on forever, like our sound, our son, given it's set to explode like two to three billion years. That is a finite amount of time. Like the older we grow, I think the more that we see like how units of time is kind of crazy.

2424
02:26:38,800 --> 02:27:02,800
Like you think about like 1912 the year the Titanic sank. That really wasn't that long ago. Like in the grand scheme of things, like especially in the grand scheme of things, humanity years ago, there's to blip on a map, but it's we are an intelligent life form. And as far as we know, that makes us special.

2425
02:27:02,800 --> 02:27:28,800
Hmm. Is I saw a tick tock the other day of the girl who's going to go out in this deep space and is going to go travel for 10 to 15 years and not expect to return. So she's going to be the first human that went to space, not expecting to return. And then they're really like, why are you doing this? She's like, yeah, I just want to like make advancements for humanity because I'm a loner and I don't care about being alone.

2426
02:27:28,800 --> 02:27:58,800
That's like so you're just going to die in fifteen years when you're like thirty. Like what that's. I mean, that's pretty cool though, like you think it's fucking stupid. I mean, I agree. I'm it's not a decision I'd make, but like you're going into space for fifteen years. You do get to advance the field like yeah. You know you're going to die alone after. Yeah, but you know your name's going to be

2427
02:27:58,800 --> 02:28:28,720
remembered like you're not you're not there anymore. You're not there to you're not there to observe it. So it doesn't matter. We all die anyways. She's just making her life worth something. I would I would understand if she was like, you know, 70 years old, but Jesus, how old is she again? I'm probably like 19 or some shit. Good for her. I mean, she looked like she was like 20 or something. It's a wild decision to make. I mean,

2428
02:28:29,760 --> 02:28:53,320
wait, how the fuck is she 20 and she has a ticket to fucking sending herself out and she might be she probably early 20s because she's probably a master's or a PhD student. OK, or something like that. I was going to say you need fucking money to be able to just hurl yourself into the universe. Yeah, it's not an easily accomplished task right there. Oh, Jesus Christ.

2429
02:28:53,320 --> 02:29:23,320
But yeah, no, I can't say that's something I do. There's other space mission that Elon Musk is going to do the Mars colonization send people to Mars and that are not expected to ever return. Yeah, but they're expected to also be the basis for a civilization. Are they going to survive the rest of the rest of their lives on Mars? They're going to attempt to and they're going to attempt to reproduce on Mars. They're going to go to Mars to fuck.

2430
02:29:23,320 --> 02:29:44,440
They're going to try to start something there. I'm not saying it's going to work, Casey. I'm just saying what I know about the fucking project. How are they going to survive? There's no resources. The only resources they could get like food will come from Earth. Well, no, they're going with like these fucking pods that are supposedly able to have. Yeah, like have photos.

2431
02:29:44,440 --> 02:29:59,800
Oh, like occur and have like these water jet. I don't fucking know, man. Yeah, like they did in the Martian. Yeah, essentially like that. So they're going to do some crazy shit like that and they're just going to be like, all right.

2432
02:30:02,360 --> 02:30:09,080
They're going to have kids that are just born on Mars. Would that be pretty fun? Live their whole lives on Mars? Would that be pretty fucking wild?

2433
02:30:09,080 --> 02:30:38,920
Oh, there would be nothing to do. That's like torture. Yeah, there's also not like many resources you can get out there. We can always just send a bunch more rockets at them though and be like, hey, build a build some shit. Well, this is like some sci fi shit. Like people like dream of this. Like, oh, in 50 years, they're going to like send people to fucking Mars and colonize it and just people are going to live there and like, well, if we can do it, why not? Yeah, that's that's that's the thing. That would suck if you woke up.

2434
02:30:39,800 --> 02:31:02,320
I mean, you're just born in your race and just on fucking Mars. You have no idea what you're missing back. You'd essentially be like a vault dweller like from fall out. Like your whole life is just spent in this tiny little fucking pod. Yeah. But you know that apparently everybody back there sees us as heroes, but you never get to meet them. Would you go to Mars and never come back?

2435
02:31:02,320 --> 02:31:32,320
No, no, for I've been at in other points in my life, though, I would have answered that differently. If you ask me that question three years ago, I 100% would have been like, fuck yeah. Yeah. Then like, why not? But these people is the thing that they're going to change their mind probably at some point in the life. Like, why the fuck did I come here for the rest of my life? And I can't fucking go back. Like I'm fucking 40 years old. I haven't fucking seen a human in like fucking

2436
02:31:32,320 --> 02:31:46,240
20 years. I fucking wanted to kill myself. That's a very valid point. Like I did made the stupid decision when I was like 20 years like fuck the world. I'm just gonna leave and go to fucking Mars.

2437
02:31:52,600 --> 02:31:56,960
All right, we're gonna get Tyler and shit. Fuck them. I'll be right back.

2438
02:31:56,960 --> 02:32:04,960
Vitamin B one canola oil. They believe in us. Juice World did.

2439
02:32:09,440 --> 02:32:12,960
I recognize back. We're coming back, baby.

2440
02:32:15,200 --> 02:32:17,680
Mr. Harold Potter.

2441
02:32:17,680 --> 02:32:41,920
Am I gonna die? No, you're fine. Thank God. Tyler, we got to continue this. Harry, we got Harry Potter in the order. It's gotta happen. It's gotta happen. I'll just I'll give a broken recollection of what the fuck. I got it. You just contribute. So we open up on the right. What is it? The sixth movie? Fifth movie? It's the fifth movie.

2442
02:32:41,920 --> 02:33:11,840
Get the flake movie review. So yeah, we open up on the fifth movie. So it starts out with he's with his cousin, right? On the swing. He's on his cousin with the swing set and like his cousin is going, Porter, you're fucking fucking. So in the last movie, we got a refresh to the last movie. They Voldemort came back, right? And he killed Cedric. He is. Oh, no. Didn't it start off with the fucking snake? Or is that the next one? Started off with him on the swing set. But oh, yeah.

2443
02:33:11,920 --> 02:33:29,360
And he's just like, your mother's normal. So Voldemort's back, right? But Harry and Dumbledore are the only people that know and Ron and Hermione are the only people that believe him because they're the only ones that saw it. Well, Harry's Harry was the only one that saw it. So everybody said Rick saw it, but he got fucking.

2444
02:33:29,360 --> 02:33:46,720
Merked and so everyone's like Harry, you're a fucking loser and Harry gets fucking pissed. Like I'm surprised Harry doesn't fucking kill himself in this movie on. You saw the most emo that we see here. This is where it gets like political to also dark. This gets real dark. Yeah, the movies like evolved to be dark, but

2445
02:33:48,560 --> 02:33:59,280
so Harry's like fucking talking to his cousin. He's back home with his fucking family that hasten and his jerking off the force. His cousin's like, why do you moan in your sleep? And all his friends are

2446
02:33:59,280 --> 02:34:05,360
like bullying Harry on the swing set. And he's like, why are you moaning? You sleep like don't kill Cedric. Don't kill Cedric.

2447
02:34:05,360 --> 02:34:11,680
Cedric, Cedric, no, don't kill Cedric. He's like, shut up. Shut up, you fucking whore.

2448
02:34:11,680 --> 02:34:13,760
He's like, where's your mom, Potter? She dead?

2449
02:34:14,960 --> 02:34:20,320
And then he fucking pulls out the wand and he's just like, what are you going to do with that stick? Fuck it.

2450
02:34:23,360 --> 02:34:24,480
Oh my God, I got a bleep.

2451
02:34:24,480 --> 02:34:31,040
Yeah, I was going to say it's like the sixth time he's dropped that. Not this episode.

2452
02:34:31,040 --> 02:34:35,920
No, I said it like four or five times. Just now or before? Yeah.

2453
02:34:36,560 --> 02:34:44,560
Oh yeah. So anyway, it starts like storming out, right? And then a fucking demon fucking

2454
02:34:44,560 --> 02:34:48,800
the dementor comes out of nowhere, which is like unexpected because they're in the muggle world.

2455
02:34:48,800 --> 02:34:54,960
And they start fucking chasing Harry and Dudley and they get to a fucking tunnel.

2456
02:34:54,960 --> 02:34:59,680
They go into this like dark alley tunnel thing and like fucking like fucking fucking.

2457
02:34:59,680 --> 02:35:06,320
What the fuck's Dudley? Dudley was like, what do I do? Oh my God, my soul is getting ripped out of my fucking face.

2458
02:35:06,320 --> 02:35:14,880
And then fucking Harry's like, expect no, pit road up. And then the fucking light comes through and then

2459
02:35:14,880 --> 02:35:18,160
fucking the dementors go away. And then the wizard police are like, Harry, you shouldn't have done that.

2460
02:35:18,160 --> 02:35:21,920
There was that old lady there that was like, pull out your wand, Harry, because she was a squib,

2461
02:35:21,920 --> 02:35:26,160
which is like someone who can't do magic. Yeah, squib. Yeah. And she is like, she's like,

2462
02:35:27,040 --> 02:35:33,680
boy, you're fucked. Because underage wizards aren't allowed to do magic outside of school.

2463
02:35:33,680 --> 02:35:38,480
So he goes back home and Dudley's like fucked up. He's all like fucking like PTSD fucking riddle.

2464
02:35:38,480 --> 02:35:43,920
He's going, oh man. So they take him to the hospital. Harry gets a letter that says he's

2465
02:35:43,920 --> 02:35:49,920
expelled from Hogwarts. It's like you are expelled. So they're like, fuck, what are we going to do?

2466
02:35:49,920 --> 02:35:55,440
So he fucking goes to Ron's house and Ron's dad's like, I got you. And he takes him to the Ministry

2467
02:35:55,440 --> 02:36:03,040
of Magic for the trial and fucking he goes through the trial and they're all like grilling him about

2468
02:36:03,040 --> 02:36:07,920
why he's magic outside of school. He's like, there's a fucking dementor, you fuckers. And they're

2469
02:36:07,920 --> 02:36:13,680
like, yeah, I don't believe you, bitch. Fucking Cornelia Fudge, the minister of magic is the judge.

2470
02:36:13,680 --> 02:36:17,920
He's all like, I don't believe you, bitch. Dumbledore comes out and he's like, I'm going

2471
02:36:17,920 --> 02:36:22,320
to be your fucking lawyer, Harry. Yeah. And he just yells at the court for like fucking like 10

2472
02:36:22,320 --> 02:36:26,960
minutes and then leaves and doesn't talk to Harry for the rest of the movie. Just fucking goes,

2473
02:36:26,960 --> 02:36:30,560
hey, I'm going to defend your ass and then I'm not going to talk to you for the rest of the fucking

2474
02:36:30,560 --> 02:36:37,680
movie. So he gets off. He gets to go back to Hogwarts. He gets off. They vote to find them

2475
02:36:37,680 --> 02:36:44,320
innocent. No, no, it was to spend the trial cleared of all charges, right? Yeah. Yeah. So then he goes

2476
02:36:44,320 --> 02:36:50,960
back to fucking Hogwarts and the fucking bitch Umbridge comes out, which is like the worst

2477
02:36:50,960 --> 02:36:55,760
character in any series I've ever seen. Fucking she's got sick pictures of cats, though. Tell us

2478
02:36:55,760 --> 02:37:02,800
about Umbridge. Umbridge is this fucking fat fucking human piece of garbage. She wears a

2479
02:37:02,800 --> 02:37:09,760
fucking pink sweater and she's like, I'm rich bitch. She goes, I'm going to be fucking keeping

2480
02:37:09,760 --> 02:37:14,640
an eye on the school this year because Dumbledore is doing some shady shit. So like the Ministry of

2481
02:37:14,640 --> 02:37:20,960
Magic doesn't believe that Voldemort is back and they're trying to like suppress it. So it's kind

2482
02:37:20,960 --> 02:37:29,040
of like an allegory for government basically. Okay, whatever. So she's fucking teaching this

2483
02:37:29,040 --> 02:37:33,600
defense against the Dark Arts class now this fucking bitch Umbridge and she's like, we're not

2484
02:37:33,600 --> 02:37:38,160
going to fucking do any magic in this class because we're just going to fucking read the textbook

2485
02:37:38,160 --> 02:37:43,520
because you all safe and the fucking government will protect you. And Harry's like, yeah, well,

2486
02:37:44,080 --> 02:37:50,240
fucking Lord Voldemort's back. And she's like, fuck you. You get detention. And so he fucking

2487
02:37:50,240 --> 02:37:56,080
goes to detention and she's like, okay, you're going to write lines. You're going to write.

2488
02:37:56,080 --> 02:38:01,920
I must not tell lies and then like scratches into his fucking skin. Yeah, like when he writes on a

2489
02:38:01,920 --> 02:38:08,160
piece of paper, I fucking scars his skin with. It starts making like red blood on the page. What

2490
02:38:08,160 --> 02:38:16,880
color? What color is blood Casey? Well, blood can be blue and she's like, is something wrong? He's

2491
02:38:16,880 --> 02:38:21,520
like, I ain't going to fuck with this bitch. They're like, you got to fucking tell somebody

2492
02:38:21,520 --> 02:38:32,400
about this. You got to eat. This is fucked up, bro. And then so they realized that their teacher,

2493
02:38:32,400 --> 02:38:37,520
they're not going to get prepared to fight Voldemort in case something happens and they're not going to

2494
02:38:37,520 --> 02:38:43,600
be taught. So they formed their own society and they asked Harry to teach him because he's so

2495
02:38:43,600 --> 02:38:49,680
experienced of fighting Voldemort. So he like fucking teaches all these kids, like advanced magic,

2496
02:38:49,680 --> 02:38:57,040
like in secret. Yeah, fucking Dumbledore's army. And then Harry has like dreams about this fucking

2497
02:38:57,040 --> 02:39:02,240
weird place with like a bunch of fucking prophecies or like crystal balls everywhere.

2498
02:39:04,080 --> 02:39:10,880
And he sees fucking Ron's dad just getting fucking attacked by a snake in his dream.

2499
02:39:10,880 --> 02:39:16,000
And he goes up to Dumbledore and Dumbledore has been fucking hardcore ignoring him all year.

2500
02:39:16,000 --> 02:39:21,120
And he goes up to Dumbledore and he's like, yeah, Ron's dad's at the Ministry of Magic.

2501
02:39:21,120 --> 02:39:26,160
And he's like, no. And like Dumbledore is like ignoring him. He's like, look at me.

2502
02:39:27,200 --> 02:39:33,760
Look at me, Dumbledore. What are you talking about? Look at me. I've never seen this. No.

2503
02:39:35,680 --> 02:39:42,960
No. So Ron's dad actually, when I haven't seen Ron's dad actually got attacked by Voldemort snake.

2504
02:39:42,960 --> 02:39:48,080
What the fuck's the snake's name? Nagini Nagini. Yeah. In the Ministry of Magic. Yeah. And then he

2505
02:39:48,080 --> 02:39:53,520
is like, look at me. So basically, yeah, Harry saved him from dying. And then fucking Ron's

2506
02:39:53,520 --> 02:39:58,480
dad is just like, yo, I'm fucked up, bro. And he comes in with like bandages all over his body and

2507
02:39:58,480 --> 02:40:04,640
shit. So then there's like this the Order of the Phoenix, right? It's like this secret society they

2508
02:40:04,640 --> 02:40:09,040
formed to fight Voldemort. So Harry's like, I want to join the fucking Order of the Phoenix.

2509
02:40:09,040 --> 02:40:13,440
And they're like, Voldemort has a secret weapon this time. They're like getting ready for a war

2510
02:40:13,440 --> 02:40:20,480
or whatever. And he's like, but he's got a secret weapon. It's a fucking prophecy. And we need to

2511
02:40:20,480 --> 02:40:28,400
get the prophecy before the Death Eaters do. It's in a ball. It's an orb. Yeah. And then they do

2512
02:40:28,400 --> 02:40:33,760
some fucking other stupid shit. And there's this fucking big giant that had that Hagrid's brother

2513
02:40:33,760 --> 02:40:37,840
that's like fucking 50 feet tall. And he's also retarded. They're going to take care of the

2514
02:40:37,840 --> 02:40:43,760
fucking giant. And yeah, he's also pretty dumb. No, like actually retarded. He looks like he has

2515
02:40:43,760 --> 02:40:50,000
Down syndrome. And he fucking picks up fucking Hermione because she's hot. And he's like,

2516
02:40:50,000 --> 02:40:56,560
and fucking Hagrid's like, put her down. Put her down now. He's just like, pretty, pretty fine.

2517
02:40:56,560 --> 02:41:01,680
Oh, they beat this other bitch Luna. Ever see her? Yeah, she is a fucking weirdo. She also had like

2518
02:41:01,680 --> 02:41:07,600
a fucking porn career afterwards. This blonde chick who's just looking airhead. Her head's always in

2519
02:41:07,600 --> 02:41:11,840
the fucking cloud. She wears weird glasses and shit. She's always going, it's like, I've seen

2520
02:41:11,840 --> 02:41:18,720
death before, Harry. I've seen death. Have you seen death, Harry? Is she hot? Kind of. What's her name?

2521
02:41:18,720 --> 02:41:27,760
I mean, she's like 15. So. I was young. This has been years since this came out. Hasn't it? Yeah.

2522
02:41:27,760 --> 02:41:31,760
Are you talking about in the movie or right now? Right now. Right now. Right now she's probably.

2523
02:41:31,760 --> 02:41:35,840
I don't know what she looks like now. She's definitely in her thirties now. For sure.

2524
02:41:35,840 --> 02:41:41,360
But anyway, they do stupid shit and eventually Umbridge finds out that they're doing this like

2525
02:41:41,360 --> 02:41:45,680
secret group against her. And they have like a fucking like hall monitors that are like

2526
02:41:45,680 --> 02:41:51,440
fucking slurring. Draco. Draco. Draco's like a hall monitor. And he's just like, I found a place.

2527
02:41:51,440 --> 02:41:55,760
And like the cat man. The cat man's like fucking trying to stalk the kids and shit.

2528
02:41:56,400 --> 02:42:02,960
Fucking Filth. What is the cat man? Filch? Filth. Oh, the caretaker. Just like old guy who just hates

2529
02:42:02,960 --> 02:42:07,280
all students. Yeah. And he looks like he's on meth all the time and shit. Like they find out that

2530
02:42:07,920 --> 02:42:11,600
they're doing this shit and they go to Dumbledore and they're like, what the fuck? And they name

2531
02:42:11,600 --> 02:42:18,240
themselves Dumbledore's army. So that's a badass fucking. They're like, we're going to remove you

2532
02:42:18,240 --> 02:42:22,240
from office. He's like, yeah, I'd like to see you try. And he fucking claps his hands. Yeah. So

2533
02:42:22,240 --> 02:42:26,000
they're like Dumbledore, you're going to prison for like conspiracy against the government.

2534
02:42:26,000 --> 02:42:31,200
And he's like, I'd like to see you fucking try. And he claps his hand and the fucking phoenix

2535
02:42:31,200 --> 02:42:37,200
comes along and fucking explodes and fucking disappears. He's like, I was under the pressure.

2536
02:42:37,200 --> 02:42:41,600
You were under the pressure that I would come quietly. Yeah. And he's just like, bitch, you

2537
02:42:41,600 --> 02:42:51,360
thought fucking explodes. So now Dumbledore's gone and now fucking Umbridge is the headmaster

2538
02:42:51,360 --> 02:42:55,680
of the school. And she's just like torturing the kids. Like she doesn't like let them out of the

2539
02:42:55,680 --> 02:43:00,800
fucking rooms except to go to class. And they just like, and like when they get detention,

2540
02:43:00,800 --> 02:43:05,200
they have to do that thing where if you're like scratching shit into the arms and shit.

2541
02:43:05,200 --> 02:43:09,840
So she's basically, so they're fucking basically do an emo cutting shit, like cutting for Bieber.

2542
02:43:09,840 --> 02:43:16,640
But instead of cutting for Bieber, it's cutting for punishment. Yeah. So shit's getting real

2543
02:43:16,640 --> 02:43:21,280
fucking bad. And then they're taking like their final exams and fucking Fred and George, which is

2544
02:43:21,280 --> 02:43:28,160
Ron's brothers. They fucking lay a bunch of fireworks off during the exams. Yeah. This is,

2545
02:43:28,160 --> 02:43:32,640
this is when the fucking like thing explodes. It's fucking sick. He's like, I'm not going to

2546
02:43:32,640 --> 02:43:33,520
come quietly.

2547
02:43:43,680 --> 02:43:44,800
You should hold it up to the mic.

2548
02:43:44,800 --> 02:43:56,240
To a white child for conspiracy and sedition. I thought we might hit the circle. You seem to be

2549
02:43:56,240 --> 02:44:03,360
laboring under the illusion that I'm going to, what was the phrase? Come quietly. Well, I can

2550
02:44:03,360 --> 02:44:19,120
tell you this. I have no intention. That's umbrage. That bitch. That's tough. Fucking

2551
02:44:19,120 --> 02:44:29,520
disappears. So one day Harry has this vision, this nightmare that, that Voldemort is torturing

2552
02:44:29,520 --> 02:44:35,520
Sirius, his Godfather from the last couple of movies. So he's like, fuck Sirius is going to

2553
02:44:35,520 --> 02:44:40,080
get killed. So he's at the ministry of magic. So he's like, we got to go to the fucking ministry

2554
02:44:40,080 --> 02:44:46,880
of magic and save Sirius. So he gets fucking Ron and Hermione and Neville and fucking Luna

2555
02:44:46,880 --> 02:44:52,000
and Ginny, which is Ron's sister. And they fucking go to the ministry of magic in that weird room

2556
02:44:52,000 --> 02:44:57,360
with all the fucking crystal balls. Yeah. And it's a bunch of like prophecies. And they're like,

2557
02:44:57,360 --> 02:45:01,120
they're like the only person who can touch the prophecies. The person that was made about,

2558
02:45:02,080 --> 02:45:07,040
which who fucking knows? Yeah, actually a real thing. They just say that. So they get there and

2559
02:45:07,040 --> 02:45:11,760
they magically break in somehow into the fucking government building of the United States. It's

2560
02:45:11,760 --> 02:45:17,920
like this fucking CIA. We're all seekers are caps. Am I six? Somehow it just got in there.

2561
02:45:17,920 --> 02:45:23,360
It's the MI six. Okay. Oh, is it? Yeah. It's, it's, it's the UK. It's not actually MI six,

2562
02:45:23,360 --> 02:45:29,920
but let's just fucking say it's the wizard. Oh, so they're like, oh, and they don't see anybody.

2563
02:45:29,920 --> 02:45:35,440
And they were like, oh shit, serious. Isn't here. Uh, Voldemort fucking tricked me to come here.

2564
02:45:35,440 --> 02:45:42,080
And he's actually here. And then the fucking death eaters come out of nowhere. They're all

2565
02:45:42,080 --> 02:45:45,840
wearing fucking mass. They look like fucking slipknot and shit. They're fucking doing wizard

2566
02:45:45,840 --> 02:45:50,720
spells, wearing slipknot masks. And they go pick up the fucking prophecy and give it to me, Harry.

2567
02:45:50,720 --> 02:45:58,000
He's like, and he picks it up and that's prophecy. He fucking hears the prophecy before the death

2568
02:45:58,000 --> 02:46:03,280
eaters come. It's just like, is one of they both got to die or some shit? One can live while the

2569
02:46:03,280 --> 02:46:07,680
other survives. Yeah. Some shit like that. And like fucking Harry's like, what does that mean?

2570
02:46:07,680 --> 02:46:10,880
Am I going to die? You don't have to kill them. I don't want to kill anybody. I'd be like, dude,

2571
02:46:10,880 --> 02:46:15,520
this guy's like wizard Hitler. I'd kill him. Like fucking like Harry's like very like against

2572
02:46:15,520 --> 02:46:20,640
murdering fucking like, like Voldemort. But like, I think that's a justified thing. If like you,

2573
02:46:20,640 --> 02:46:25,600
if like you and fuck, if there's a prophecy that you had to fucking, you either killed Hitler or

2574
02:46:25,600 --> 02:46:30,000
Hitler killed you, I'd be like, I'm going to kill Hitler. Yeah. Right. But like, he's just like,

2575
02:46:30,000 --> 02:46:34,480
I don't want to kill him. I don't have to kill him. And he's just like, and I'd be like, I'll

2576
02:46:34,480 --> 02:46:40,400
fucking wait a minute. Hold on a second. I have to kill Hitler. That's racks him. It's on site.

2577
02:46:40,400 --> 02:46:46,320
He's going to catch these fucking hands when I see Hitler. That's so, um, the death eaters come and

2578
02:46:46,320 --> 02:46:51,280
it's a Lucius Malfoy, someone of them who's Draco's dad. And you got Bellatrix Lestrange.

2579
02:46:52,160 --> 02:46:59,120
She fucking fucking hot. She's not that she fucking breaks out of Bellatrix Lestrange. It's,

2580
02:46:59,120 --> 02:47:03,840
it's Helena bottom Carter fucking the chick from fight club. Helena bottom Carter. Yeah.

2581
02:47:03,840 --> 02:47:10,240
Check from fight club. No shit. She's hot. Yeah. You like those goth bitches. She's more. She

2582
02:47:10,240 --> 02:47:14,880
fucking breaks out of prison. She was one of Voldemort's followers and she tortured Nello's

2583
02:47:14,880 --> 02:47:20,640
parents. She breaks out of prison prison and goes to fight. I was following this guy. What? Why was

2584
02:47:20,640 --> 02:47:28,240
anyone following this guy? Okay. Voldemort. Well, Voldemort is followers. Voldemort's is reborn,

2585
02:47:28,240 --> 02:47:32,160
but people don't want to believe that he's back. It's like, it's like if Hitler got brought back

2586
02:47:32,160 --> 02:47:37,520
from the grave and like only a fucking 15 year old song, all those old followers are with them

2587
02:47:37,520 --> 02:47:42,880
again. But like, it's like, so, so I'll give it to you in this. It's like, so Hitler comes back from

2588
02:47:42,880 --> 02:47:49,520
the fucking grave and all like his like Nazi inner circle is around them. But the only person to see

2589
02:47:49,520 --> 02:47:55,120
it is fucking a 15 year old kid. And the 15 year old kid goes to like the fucking like UK, like

2590
02:47:55,120 --> 02:48:02,080
parliament. And he's just like, Hey guys, Hitler's back. They're like, no, he's not dead for like

2591
02:48:02,080 --> 02:48:07,360
fucking 40 years. And he's, and he's just like, nah, I'm pretty sure Hitler's back. And they're

2592
02:48:07,360 --> 02:48:13,520
like, nah. But so like, so like wizard Hitler and wizard, like, like SS officers are all fucking

2593
02:48:13,520 --> 02:48:18,800
like doing crazy shit now. Yeah. So he goes, so they go, give me the prophecy area. He goes like,

2594
02:48:18,800 --> 02:48:24,240
if you try to fucking hurt us, I'll break it. Uh, and he goes, and then he goes now and they

2595
02:48:24,240 --> 02:48:29,520
fucking attack the death eaters and they get into this like huge fight, uh, in this fucking hall.

2596
02:48:29,520 --> 02:48:34,480
And they knock all over all the prophecies, like thousands, like hundreds of thousands,

2597
02:48:34,480 --> 02:48:39,520
fucking thousands of the process smash, smash, smash, smash, smash. Uh, and then he runs into

2598
02:48:39,520 --> 02:48:42,800
this other room. It's this big, like veil, this big portal thing.

2599
02:48:44,640 --> 02:48:50,400
And, uh, he runs into death or some shit. Yeah. It's like the veil of death or something.

2600
02:48:50,400 --> 02:48:55,600
And, uh, they're fighting the fucking death eaters and, uh, Lucius and Harry are fighting

2601
02:48:55,600 --> 02:49:00,400
and he drops the prophecy and he fucking breaks. And then he just like Lucius dives down. He just

2602
02:49:00,400 --> 02:49:06,160
goes, so they're getting, so these like six kids are getting fucked up by Voldemort's followers.

2603
02:49:06,160 --> 02:49:10,320
And then the fucking order of the Phoenix comes out of nowhere. They're all like black and white

2604
02:49:10,320 --> 02:49:15,200
smokes, fucking going around, shooting shit at each other. So serious. Yeah. Serious comes

2605
02:49:15,200 --> 02:49:22,080
like Ron's dad loop in mad. I Moody. All of them come start fighting. Who's the guy with the fez

2606
02:49:22,080 --> 02:49:26,480
the black dude with the fez. Oh, fucking Kingsley Kingsley comes. Yeah. Dumbledore.

2607
02:49:26,480 --> 02:49:30,640
And then do you see after that scene, he goes, Dumbledore is a real cool fella.

2608
02:49:33,600 --> 02:49:37,440
And, uh, so they're fighting all these people and, uh, that's the closest he's going to get to my

2609
02:49:37,440 --> 02:49:44,000
end word. Eventually serious starts fighting Bellatrix. It was the guy who said it black.

2610
02:49:44,000 --> 02:49:50,480
Yeah. So fucking Bellatrix is actually his cousin, his cousin, their cousins, Bellatrix and serious

2611
02:49:50,480 --> 02:49:55,280
are cousins. Yeah. And he's just like, cousins. And she's like, cousins. And they're fucking like

2612
02:49:55,280 --> 02:50:02,160
shooting shit at each other. I can't keep up too much going on.

2613
02:50:04,400 --> 02:50:11,680
So, okay, so I don't know how to fuck you guys. Remember this shit. I did. I could watch a movie

2614
02:50:11,680 --> 02:50:17,440
and not tell you like I could give you the general premise of what happened. I couldn't go into like

2615
02:50:17,440 --> 02:50:25,760
this autistic details of like just photographic memory. I don't I don't understand it. Okay, so

2616
02:50:25,760 --> 02:50:30,240
serious and Bellatrix are fighting and she's like a lot of cadaver and she's just straight up murder

2617
02:50:30,240 --> 02:50:37,200
serious black and he falls backwards in the portal and he's like harry and he dies. So he's like,

2618
02:50:37,200 --> 02:50:42,160
fuck you just murdered by godfather and she runs away. She's like I killed serious black and he's

2619
02:50:42,160 --> 02:50:47,520
like he's like fuck and he goes crucio, which is like the torture curse, which is like an

2620
02:50:47,520 --> 02:50:52,320
unforgivable curse, which is like something you can't do like a very illegal curse and he goes

2621
02:50:52,320 --> 02:50:58,160
crucio and tries to torture and then he just hears Voldemort say you got to fucking mean it. Harry

2622
02:50:58,160 --> 02:51:04,560
he's like a fucking mean it. Harry listen to the power of the dark side. She goes you, you know

2623
02:51:04,560 --> 02:51:07,680
what you want to do Harry fucking kill her. Yeah and he's just like

2624
02:51:07,680 --> 02:51:12,720
I'm gonna kill her. He spares her. Yeah, of course he does because it's a kid's movie.

2625
02:51:13,680 --> 02:51:17,680
Oh, it gets really dark. Actually. Yeah, dude. It's so fucking funny. Then like he just hears

2626
02:51:20,640 --> 02:51:24,400
and then fucking his dark fucking like face comes in and he's like in black

2627
02:51:24,400 --> 02:51:40,320
smoth. Yeah, he's going by super slow and you see his weird snake face going by. I feel like

2628
02:51:40,320 --> 02:51:46,320
there's like no way to relax. Like how could you be in a relaxed state? Exactly. Like anything could

2629
02:51:46,320 --> 02:51:52,320
happen. You just be in the bathroom and somebody's face comes through the wall. So before all this

2630
02:51:52,320 --> 02:51:58,480
before all this happened, they fucking umbridge tried to curse them to like torture them to get

2631
02:51:58,480 --> 02:52:04,640
them to tell out tell what the fuck he was talking about and they fucking fed her to like the centaurs

2632
02:52:04,640 --> 02:52:11,040
so she's like out of the picture now. So they're fighting these death eaters right. Glad she's gone.

2633
02:52:11,680 --> 02:52:16,560
Yeah, so they kill Sirius. Voldemort comes in and does that weird fucking shit. Yeah,

2634
02:52:16,560 --> 02:52:22,960
Voldemort fucking comes in and he's like and everybody leaves except Harry and Voldemort

2635
02:52:22,960 --> 02:52:28,640
and Dumbledore shows up finally and he's like you shouldn't fucking be here today, Tom

2636
02:52:30,720 --> 02:52:36,160
and then Dumbledore and serious or Dumbledore and Voldemort get into this epic fucking duel

2637
02:52:36,160 --> 02:52:40,960
and then but like fucking like which is, I think the first time they fought. Yeah, it is, but during

2638
02:52:40,960 --> 02:52:47,120
the fight fucking like Voldemort just like pauses for a second and like it zooms in on his face

2639
02:52:47,760 --> 02:52:54,000
and he was like oh me and Harry fucking connected. So then fucking he sends like telepathic messages

2640
02:52:54,000 --> 02:52:58,400
the fucking Harry of him doing like weird shit like screaming at him and then one of the fucking

2641
02:52:58,400 --> 02:53:02,400
things the funniest fucking part in the entire movie. Oh, he's fucking like going through and

2642
02:53:02,400 --> 02:53:06,960
he's going that's after so so Dumbledore and Voldemort are fighting and this is like this

2643
02:53:06,960 --> 02:53:13,120
fucking epic duel and Voldemort realizes that he can't defeat Dumbledore. So he fucking leaves

2644
02:53:13,120 --> 02:53:17,840
and takes over Harry's body like remotely and I think that's when that happens. Yeah, yeah. So

2645
02:53:17,840 --> 02:53:21,920
he's going through this fucking thing and like there's like fucking PTSD flashes coming into

2646
02:53:21,920 --> 02:53:29,280
fucking Harry and like it's like him going or fucking like he's like fucking going fucking like

2647
02:53:29,280 --> 02:53:34,240
like showing his face and then the last thing that he does is just has him go like this and

2648
02:53:34,240 --> 02:53:40,080
it has him with a stupid ass face and he just goes. He goes you've lost old man.

2649
02:53:41,440 --> 02:53:45,760
He goes he fucking takes over Harry's body and Dumbledore goes fight it Harry.

2650
02:53:45,760 --> 02:53:51,440
You can't fucking you have fucking love. You gotta love me brother. You gotta love brother.

2651
02:53:51,440 --> 02:53:57,600
I have something you don't have. I have love and I feel bad for you. No, yeah I have friends. I have

2652
02:53:57,600 --> 02:54:03,200
friends and I love them and I feel bad for you and then fucking then it just shows Voldemort

2653
02:54:03,200 --> 02:54:12,000
he just goes. So Voldemort comes back and all the all like the FBI and shit and the minister of magic

2654
02:54:12,000 --> 02:54:17,280
come in finally arrive and there's like yo that's fucking Hitler. Is this the actual FBI or the wizard version?

2655
02:54:17,280 --> 02:54:22,640
Wizard FBI. The wizard FBI and the magic come in and there's like they're like oh and double

2656
02:54:22,640 --> 02:54:26,960
they're like oh fuck that's Hitler. They're like oh shit Voldemort's actually back

2657
02:54:28,720 --> 02:54:32,320
and Harry's like yeah I fucking told you guys you guys didn't believe me all year

2658
02:54:32,320 --> 02:54:38,560
he's like fuck you and then so Dumbledore or Voldemort dips and then Harry Dumbledore's like

2659
02:54:38,560 --> 02:54:43,600
sorry I tried to kill you again Harry and they're like uh yeah that's the next movie

2660
02:54:45,360 --> 02:54:50,000
but like then like Dumbledore talks to he's like sorry I didn't talk to you all movie but you know

2661
02:54:50,000 --> 02:54:55,200
I was trying to protect you and shit you know help me you know he was like Dumbledore Voldemort

2662
02:54:55,200 --> 02:55:03,600
was taking over your body so I didn't really uh want to talk to you. He's like peace. You're kind of a threat at that point.

2663
02:55:03,600 --> 02:55:08,800
And then they're like yeah so Voldemort's back and uh now we gotta fight him. Yeah and then like he comes out

2664
02:55:08,800 --> 02:55:16,320
he's like I have an announcement to make to everybody Hitler's back and there's like Hitler's back

2665
02:55:16,320 --> 02:55:23,280
and he's like Hitler's back and like I thought he was dead. I just imagine if like the FBI came out

2666
02:55:23,280 --> 02:55:30,640
and there's like we have an announcement to make uh Hitler's back. What do you think they would do?

2667
02:55:31,760 --> 02:55:39,040
Like they're like wait there's no war like do we what do we hold them on war crimes like what do we do?

2668
02:55:40,000 --> 02:55:43,840
Like what would you do if you're just watching the news and like it did like the breaking like thing

2669
02:55:43,840 --> 02:55:48,320
and like it changed the channel like thing. Hitler sound alive. And like it was just fucking like Joe

2670
02:55:48,320 --> 02:55:53,840
Biden on stage he was like we have an announcement to make uh the one and only Hitler is back.

2671
02:55:55,040 --> 02:55:59,040
How old would Hitler be today? Uh fuck no he'd be like 100.

2672
02:55:59,840 --> 02:56:03,440
Because he was like 30 in World War II or 30. How old was he in World War II? Was he 40?

2673
02:56:03,440 --> 02:56:21,600
40 yeah 50 probably 50 damn 120 120 year old Hitler he was 56 years old yeah he'd be like 135

2674
02:56:22,560 --> 02:56:29,760
he just he's fucking hello it's me Adolf I'm back because that was fucking walking dead shit

2675
02:56:29,760 --> 02:56:35,760
that's 2023 minus 19 but it would be it would be him reviving at the time of his death so it would

2676
02:56:35,760 --> 02:56:42,960
be 56 year old Hitler back well World War II was 78 years ago so does that make sense no not really

2677
02:56:42,960 --> 02:56:56,240
no it ended in 40 45 so 2023 minus 1945 78 god damn 78 years ago so 78 plus 50 how will those be 50

2678
02:56:56,240 --> 02:57:04,560
56 bro that's that's crazy to think about because when I was in school right it was like World War

2679
02:57:04,560 --> 02:57:12,880
II was just like half a decade decade ago now it's 80 years pardon right so no no you said

2680
02:57:13,920 --> 02:57:20,480
half a decade ago no no that's five half a century half a century I was gonna be like brother

2681
02:57:20,480 --> 02:57:26,880
yeah brother World War II did not end five years ago World War II was going on when I was in

2682
02:57:26,880 --> 02:57:36,960
elementary school no um dude and Vietnam ended in 72 so dude it's so weird like so Vietnam wrap

2683
02:57:36,960 --> 02:57:45,920
your head around that Vietnam is 50 years ago like 51 years ago now so saying 2005 right I was 15

2684
02:57:45,920 --> 02:57:55,360
minus 1945 was so 60 years ago which is like not that long no right but now it's almost 80 it's

2685
02:57:55,360 --> 02:58:05,200
two years away from 80 yeah yeah D-Day D-Day was uh June 6th June 6 1942 fucking wild yeah

2686
02:58:05,200 --> 02:58:10,480
80 years yeah you look at it we could go 100 years without a fucking World War I don't think

2687
02:58:10,480 --> 02:58:17,040
we're gonna get that it might be this year it might be this year how long was World War I from World

2688
02:58:17,040 --> 02:58:27,040
War II I think 30 years it was 1919 1918 yeah 1914 I think it was we are so due for a World War

2689
02:58:27,040 --> 02:58:32,960
dude don't be we have not we've not had a a major global conflict since World War II when we used to

2690
02:58:32,960 --> 02:58:40,320
say we need another plague we need another World War but then we got one fucking drafted no I think

2691
02:58:40,320 --> 02:58:46,720
we just need a plague to kill off all the old a plague of both your houses dude we've done a

2692
02:58:46,720 --> 02:58:54,400
pretty good job of like not having World Wars though globalization man yeah you know that's

2693
02:58:54,400 --> 02:58:59,920
that's really but it's impending do you think I mean but you keep saying that does it have to

2694
02:58:59,920 --> 02:59:05,840
happen have to if we took certain steps to avoid it but I think the way things are going now it's

2695
02:59:05,840 --> 02:59:14,560
going to happen I hope not I really hope not same I think it will though I mean but you're talking

2696
02:59:14,560 --> 02:59:20,880
like look if everybody has that feeling that it's just gonna happen then you're kind of like letting

2697
02:59:20,880 --> 02:59:25,840
it happen so I'm gonna go against the grain and say it's not gonna happen just just to be what

2698
02:59:25,840 --> 02:59:31,360
back to just fucking Russia is on the fucking heels right now because fucking let them do they

2699
02:59:31,360 --> 02:59:37,600
they're they ain't shit like Ukraine Ukraine is in is in Russia now like Ukraine forces have like

2700
02:59:38,240 --> 02:59:43,440
passed the border they're in Russia now why because now they're the bad guys

2701
02:59:45,600 --> 02:59:50,000
just defend your border we're not giving you weapons to try and take over Russia yeah I saw

2702
02:59:50,000 --> 02:59:55,840
Russia was well within Ukraine stay the fuck on your side like the last two weeks out of bounds

2703
02:59:55,840 --> 03:00:00,480
the last two weeks they they fucking went into Russia and started like you know taking over

2704
03:00:00,480 --> 03:00:06,160
cities and shit how about you don't like honestly although you Ukraine invaded Russia I think I

2705
03:00:06,160 --> 03:00:11,360
heard about that they they they're they're 20 miles over the border now do you see they have

2706
03:00:11,360 --> 03:00:16,640
a Black Hawk now helicopter I mean we gave them fucking now what if Ukraine defeats Russia and

2707
03:00:16,640 --> 03:00:27,360
they take over Russia that's see that would be a problem yeah they they have a Black Hawk but the

2708
03:00:27,360 --> 03:00:32,080
United States wouldn't give them a Black Hawk helicopter so they had to crowd fund and buy one

2709
03:00:32,080 --> 03:00:37,520
for like six million dollars which is a cheap fucking Black Hawk yeah but the irony is is that

2710
03:00:37,520 --> 03:00:42,080
I mean we have fucking way better helicopters than that now we have fucking like uh well that's our

2711
03:00:42,080 --> 03:00:47,040
pretty much our premier how we have apaches now well that's a gunship that's a little different

2712
03:00:47,040 --> 03:00:52,800
like apaches are fucking like literally in the Middle East uh back during like the uh they're

2713
03:00:52,800 --> 03:00:59,040
in the operation desert storm the the fucking Taliban said that the fucking when they heard

2714
03:00:59,040 --> 03:01:05,520
the the rotors of a fucking Apache they call it the fucking grim reaper because like but like an

2715
03:01:05,520 --> 03:01:11,600
Apache has such an like a unique sound to their fucking like rotors that when the fucking when

2716
03:01:11,600 --> 03:01:16,560
the Taliban heard that they would run like they're like they're like you don't survive in Apache

2717
03:01:16,560 --> 03:01:24,560
yeah it's just a disintegrator a human disintegrator but um yeah so it's the Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk

2718
03:01:24,560 --> 03:01:33,200
right yeah so Sikorsky is he was from Ukraine and their airport is Sikorsky International Airport

2719
03:01:33,200 --> 03:01:38,240
and like the main main road in Kiev is like Sikorsky Drive or something like that and they

2720
03:01:38,240 --> 03:01:43,520
can't even fucking get we wouldn't even give them a Sikorsky helicopter it's like the whole country

2721
03:01:43,520 --> 03:01:48,800
is like paying homage to this guy and they can't even get one they got one one of his fucking

2722
03:01:48,800 --> 03:02:00,400
helicopters that i think russia would agree to an unconditional surrender no no never it's like i

2723
03:02:00,400 --> 03:02:05,360
don't know man what the fuck are they doing just like cut it the fuck out yeah like i just they're

2724
03:02:05,360 --> 03:02:11,440
cranking the tension up so much higher than it has to be it's like dude there's arguments to be made

2725
03:02:11,440 --> 03:02:17,360
on both sides let's be honest that's how it is people people don't just start shelling like

2726
03:02:17,360 --> 03:02:22,960
cities if there's not some truth on the other side like if there's not there's there's some

2727
03:02:24,240 --> 03:02:29,040
it's not like black and white like one side's right one side's wrong it's just never that simple

2728
03:02:29,760 --> 03:02:34,560
like there's truth on both sides you know so what do you believe is the reason that rush is going

2729
03:02:34,560 --> 03:02:40,000
into i think dude i think they might have a legitimate reason all right they they're they're

2730
03:02:40,000 --> 03:02:48,480
outnumbered right and like to be honest i know we've talked about this before but ukraine less

2731
03:02:48,480 --> 03:02:54,720
than 30 years ago was part of russia yeah listen to this though look at how fucking i hear how

2732
03:02:54,720 --> 03:03:00,960
scary that fucking sound just matter of that you the enemy has this yeah

2733
03:03:00,960 --> 03:03:10,160
yeah dude if i heard that i'd be like fuck yeah the other thing that's like got a signature sound

2734
03:03:10,160 --> 03:03:19,440
like that is the the gun on the the warthog right the the a10 right is it the warthog a10

2735
03:03:20,000 --> 03:03:27,280
am i dreaming i don't know the a10 the fairchild a10 what's it called i don't know but it sounds

2736
03:03:27,280 --> 03:03:36,080
like it's it's literally a cannon with a plane on it so it sounds like a fucking zipper here let's

2737
03:03:36,080 --> 03:03:47,440
let's pull it up i don't know why they call it the warthog what the fuck dude dude i gotta

2738
03:03:47,440 --> 03:03:52,880
fuck a virus on my phone dude dude that shit is fucking bad i keep accidentally typing the

2739
03:03:52,880 --> 03:03:59,040
urooom.com and it takes me gives me a virus that that's just crazy

2740
03:04:02,480 --> 03:04:09,920
damn dude let's see if i can pull this one the the the fucking raptor fucking planes that we have

2741
03:04:09,920 --> 03:04:17,840
are fucking ridiculous the fucking f-17 or f-18 raptor or some shit the f the what which one

2742
03:04:17,840 --> 03:04:23,840
the f-18s yeah f-18 yeah f-18 ain't shit no there's something there's something raptor

2743
03:04:24,560 --> 03:04:29,120
uh raptor flame the f-22 raptor oh shit the pope was in the hospital

2744
03:04:36,800 --> 03:04:39,600
yeah that is literal human disintegrator

2745
03:04:39,600 --> 03:04:43,360
here

2746
03:04:46,960 --> 03:04:53,440
yeah did you know the fucking the coolest thing about that is that it actually doesn't dispel

2747
03:04:53,440 --> 03:04:58,720
uh the uh the brass from from their rounds it actually has a place to code the rounds

2748
03:04:58,720 --> 03:05:04,000
oh really because the weight distribution on that is so fucking precise that if it if it

2749
03:05:04,000 --> 03:05:09,440
ejected the brass it would actually throw off the balance of the plane really yeah it's so fucking like

2750
03:05:09,440 --> 03:05:18,000
precise light them up you know it's the the gun is so powerful that when they fire the gun

2751
03:05:18,000 --> 03:05:26,400
it slows the plane down oh that's wild yeah that is like it loses airspeed yeah it's fucking nutty

2752
03:05:26,400 --> 03:05:33,200
dude fucking airplane depleted uranium rounds that's fucking fucking thousand thousand rounds

2753
03:05:33,200 --> 03:05:45,200
in four fucking seconds you can't even that's a death ray they're so they're so fucking hard

2754
03:05:45,200 --> 03:05:51,520
like the bullets are so hard that like they can pierce fucking armor like damn those soft bullets

2755
03:05:51,520 --> 03:05:59,200
i don't like comparatively like so nerve suction cup darts lead bullets or copper bullets they're

2756
03:05:59,200 --> 03:06:05,760
soft compared to depleted uranium ones because uranium ones are fucking hard yeah um i think

2757
03:06:05,760 --> 03:06:10,160
it's also i think they explode on impact that's why they're depleted uranium no they don't explode

2758
03:06:10,160 --> 03:06:15,600
they just penetrate like they're super penetrating how do they penetrate further because they they're

2759
03:06:15,600 --> 03:06:20,080
so hard that they're able to penetrate through armor i don't understand the depleted uranium

2760
03:06:20,080 --> 03:06:24,160
thing honestly i thought they were explosive rounds no they're not explosive explosive rounds

2761
03:06:24,160 --> 03:06:30,480
are like um uh tannerite rounds and shit but like the depleted uranium is super hard like that's

2762
03:06:30,480 --> 03:06:34,800
like their their big thing is them being like ridiculously hard have you ever seen the phalanx

2763
03:06:35,760 --> 03:06:41,200
i believe so it's uh is that the cannon it's what they have mounted on like navy ships oh yeah that

2764
03:06:41,200 --> 03:06:46,080
fucking thing is ridiculous it's like it's like the same sound as the a10 but it goes a lot longer

2765
03:06:46,080 --> 03:06:52,720
yeah and it's just like it just finds the target and then calculates like if it's a plane over here

2766
03:06:52,720 --> 03:06:56,880
it just spits off a bunch of bullets in that direction like where it's going where it's gonna

2767
03:06:56,880 --> 03:07:04,000
be yeah it's not even like it's like the sound you did yeah yeah yeah just like that but it just keeps

2768
03:07:04,000 --> 03:07:09,440
going yeah yeah but these fucking things are crazy and they fucking ever see like artillery shells

2769
03:07:09,440 --> 03:07:14,880
like from fucking like uh uh like battleships and shit they're fucking huge they're like the

2770
03:07:14,880 --> 03:07:21,360
size of this table sometimes bigger like shit like it's fucking huge and they fucking load that shit

2771
03:07:21,360 --> 03:07:28,240
and it just goes boom and like and the fucking the the the the bullet or fucking artillery shell

2772
03:07:28,240 --> 03:07:33,280
itself is about half the size of this fucking table and like this wide and like it's just

2773
03:07:33,280 --> 03:07:38,880
fucking just imagine that thing coming at your ship i'd be like fuck man dude we haven't had

2774
03:07:38,880 --> 03:07:45,440
like actual naval like conflict either since world war two the weapons that we have are just like

2775
03:07:46,400 --> 03:07:52,640
we have so many fucking weapons so many and dude in a navy battle like nobody would stand a chance

2776
03:07:52,640 --> 03:07:58,560
against us we can go anywhere in the world dude unlimited fuel and we've got 11 aircraft carriers

2777
03:07:58,560 --> 03:08:04,400
we have bases all over the world already yeah it's like we win dude we fucking won it's like

2778
03:08:04,400 --> 03:08:16,640
we have bases basically the united states we won by so much it's not even a competition i already

2779
03:08:16,640 --> 03:08:22,240
won because we got bases in all the country that we fought in world war two i really think that if

2780
03:08:22,240 --> 03:08:26,960
we fought china it would be a fucking long war we'd win but it'd be a long yeah it'd be fucking

2781
03:08:26,960 --> 03:08:31,920
longer than world war two because like i think russia is fucking on crutches at this point and

2782
03:08:31,920 --> 03:08:35,280
all we have to do is like kick out those crutches and they're all we have to do that was attack

2783
03:08:35,280 --> 03:08:41,760
russia but the problem is we have china and canada i don't think we want that i think we just want i

2784
03:08:41,760 --> 03:08:48,080
think we just want russia to play fucking nice but they're not gonna yeah because fucking putin knows

2785
03:08:48,080 --> 03:08:53,520
he loses he's dead yeah like he stops he's dead like his people will kill him yeah so that's why

2786
03:08:53,520 --> 03:08:58,640
he's like still like doing this shit like he knows that he lost but he's like if i don't if i don't

2787
03:08:58,640 --> 03:09:05,200
if i don't like if i stop this i'm dead well i think i think he has to do just enough to declare

2788
03:09:05,200 --> 03:09:10,160
victory like to make it look like a legitimate victory when you're getting invaded by a country

2789
03:09:10,160 --> 03:09:18,080
that you invaded i don't think you can declare victory i mean dude it was it was pretty fucking

2790
03:09:18,720 --> 03:09:25,040
it was a pretty dumb fucking move pretty dumb move to invade i feel bad for the fucking ukraine

2791
03:09:25,040 --> 03:09:34,000
well i mean i think what the u.s has done good so far they have done well is they um they they've

2792
03:09:34,000 --> 03:09:39,600
only been supplying weapons yeah and not putting like boots on the ground i mean we have giving

2793
03:09:39,600 --> 03:09:46,000
them just enough to defend themselves in poland because poland's in nato and if they if they even

2794
03:09:46,000 --> 03:09:52,480
fucking touch poland we're we're we're fucking all hands on yeah so and i think russia knows that and

2795
03:09:52,480 --> 03:09:57,600
they're just like yeah we're gonna stay the fuck away from poland yeah i mean i do russia might

2796
03:09:57,600 --> 03:10:03,200
have legitimate reasons to be upset you know that's what i'm saying they probably do like the u.s was

2797
03:10:03,200 --> 03:10:11,040
probably they the u.s was doing shady shit the u.s always does we know that okay so russia probably

2798
03:10:11,040 --> 03:10:15,760
has a reason to be fucking upset now does that give them a right to just barge through into

2799
03:10:15,760 --> 03:10:22,480
fucking ukraine no you know no i mean we go on all night about this it's like probably going for

2800
03:10:22,480 --> 03:10:28,240
two o'clock in the morning yes it's it's not it's 1 49 yeah i'm gonna i don't want to fall asleep on

2801
03:10:28,240 --> 03:10:34,400
the way home yeah all right i think it's time to end it brother yeah thanks for listening to untitled

2802
03:10:34,400 --> 03:10:40,720
podcast and uh email us with your tips if you're above age yeah thanks for throwing that in

2803
03:10:40,720 --> 03:10:46,000
and as always be kind to each other we out see you

2804
03:10:48,960 --> 03:10:53,440
for all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know

2805
03:10:54,800 --> 03:10:57,440
have you ever been a cyborg or a robot

2806
03:11:00,560 --> 03:11:03,920
you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet yeah

2807
03:11:03,920 --> 03:11:13,280
yeah no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some

2808
03:11:13,280 --> 03:11:20,400
really dumb thoughts extended episodes where the fuck did the fear of it come from where the

2809
03:11:20,400 --> 03:11:24,080
fucking stone edge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

2810
03:11:24,960 --> 03:11:28,880
they're killing they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the chinese

2811
03:11:28,880 --> 03:11:36,720
alien exist as somewhere in china all right in some days what the fuck there are super soldiers

2812
03:11:36,720 --> 03:11:43,760
that are at least nine or ten feet tall okay so they come from our super soldiers then they are

2813
03:11:43,760 --> 03:11:59,760
extraterrestrials they are aliens

2814
03:11:59,760 --> 03:12:07,760
so

2815
03:12:12,720 --> 03:12:19,360
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump

2816
03:12:20,320 --> 03:12:26,400
nothing they're fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that the government has taken it to the

2817
03:12:26,400 --> 03:12:35,200
next level with the birds they know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are

2818
03:12:35,200 --> 03:12:39,360
going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to sink

2819
03:12:39,360 --> 03:12:43,680
money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to be

2820
03:12:43,680 --> 03:12:47,440
able to convince you that they can fuck you you can cut it open you're going to see blood cuts no

2821
03:12:47,440 --> 03:12:57,440
surgery but let me tell you their technology which by the way big brother is the overlord

2822
03:13:17,440 --> 03:13:21,440
now

2823
03:13:32,720 --> 03:13:38,960
george soros is an actual nazi collaborator okay i'm not fucking lying it's fucking real

2824
03:13:38,960 --> 03:13:44,800
okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit george soros actually worked

2825
03:13:44,800 --> 03:13:49,840
with the fucking nazis during the home he says that he was doing it just to survive but he

2826
03:13:49,840 --> 03:13:56,960
fucking loved he was having a great fucking time george soros is the fucking devil okay he's not

2827
03:13:56,960 --> 03:14:02,480
fucking doing this shit george soros is fucking he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit

2828
03:14:02,480 --> 03:14:06,480
he's fucking

2829
03:14:13,200 --> 03:14:18,320
he's not the actual fucking leader it's george soros it's bill gates it's fucking elon musk and

2830
03:14:18,320 --> 03:14:34,320
everyone out there everybody