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Welcome to Untitled Podcast, After Dark, the late edition.
I don't think this one can be counted towards the episode total, but...
I don't know, we got bonus content, who knows?
It sounds like it.
Fucking Mike Verrazioni is hanging up over here.
How you feeling, Ali Mac?
You know, I'm feeling elevated.
Elevated.
I like it.
You ever watch videos of the Rev?
From Avenged Sevenfold?
The Rev.
He was the drummer that died back in 2009.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I've seen a couple videos of him.
The dude's fucking nuts, isn't he?
Yeah, he's fucking great.
I forget how he died, I think he overdosed.
That seems like that would be how it would go.
Yeah.
So, Casey, the most mind-boggling explosion you can imagine doesn't come close to what universes can create.
When stars 150 times the size of our planet, which keep in mind, you can fit something like, I can't remember what it is, like 1.2 to 1.5 million Earths inside of our sun.
These are suns 150 times bigger than our sun.
That's massive.
You're really going at it already.
I'm going at it.
I'm jumping right into this one.
That will release as much energy.
When those stars explode, I mean, when they supernova, that's going to release the same amount of energy in a few seconds as our sun will release in its entire 10 billion years.
10 billion year lifetime.
But when our sun explodes, will that release a lot of energy?
It's going to release a lot of energy, but it's going to release about 150 times less than what that fucking thing is going to make.
What thing?
Wait, so what were you originally talking about?
A star 150 times the size of our sun.
So it would be several.
Wow, that's even pretty nuts.
You're in the trillion range for how many Earths you could fit into one of those stars.
Just imagine blowing up 100 trillion Earths at the same time.
That sounds ridiculous.
And in space shit like that happens frequently.
And we just don't think anything of it.
That is inconceivably large.
And like the nearest galaxy to us is like 90 million light years or some shit like that.
Yeah, let me see.
It's the Andromeda Galaxy.
I got to see how far away it is, though.
It is.
It's several.
I don't know if it's millions of light years, but it is like it is.
It's kind of nuts.
Like you have these huge clusters of stars.
I don't understand how scientists know things sometimes.
Like how they know shit about stuff that is that far away.
Well, the whole reason that we know about how old our planet is, if we're going with the theory of the Big Bang,
is because that's how far we can see out into space.
We can tell like there is more universe past what we can see.
All we can see, though, is just the light that has reached our planet.
So you're talking millions of light years there.
Billions of light years of where light has been able to reach this space.
Right, but the age of the universe is only...
But we don't know.
We don't know how far out it goes.
We just know it's expanding.
We don't know if it's...
It could be infinite.
There's nothing to say that it's not.
You're never going to hear a scientist come out and condemn the universe being infinite.
We just don't know.
We only can observe so much.
What we can observe is so incomprehensibly large.
We are already so tiny.
But I don't know why.
Everybody gets tripped up on the observable universe.
You see, so many people who think that because we say the observable universe,
that there's some wall there.
There's not.
There's nothing there.
It's just we don't know.
We just don't know.
We only know that we can see shit from which light has traveled.
Even in the dimension of time, we are insignificant
because the age of the universe is like 13.8 billion years or something like that.
Yeah, and that's just a rough guess.
We really don't know.
So 80 years is nothing just in that spectrum of time.
It's nothing.
It's absolutely nothing.
How many species could have evolved before us?
It's absolutely nothing, which is real scary.
It's scary, but you can also take kind of comfort in it.
Yeah.
You really let us off with a deep topic.
This is going to be the deep episode.
I'm going to keep pushing it.
We're just going to work.
This is going to be the space episode.
All right.
So I got like a say, what's a good like stoner song?
Anything by Nirvana because I got high because I got because I got because I got that.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
All right.
Welcome.
Welcome to high history.
Casey and I like you've heard of drunk history.
Now we're going to talk about high history.
Casey gives us news from what happened on the planet.
I like you got to be a historical events you want to talk about in particular today.
You ever heard of the pillars of creation in space?
The what?
The pillars of creation.
No, it's the oldest known galaxy that we can see.
Don't ask me how I know that's the oldest galaxy, but go look it up.
It's pretty crazy.
It's a weird looking galaxy.
It looks like three different pillars.
It's very bizarre.
The pillars of creation.
Isn't that such a badass name?
Yeah.
A small region within the vast Eagle Nebula, which is six sixty five hundred light years away.
Mm hmm.
I gotta find what makes it.
Oh yeah.
It's a picture.
Yeah.
It looks like a praying mantis.
Isn't that just wild that that's a galaxy?
Look at that thing.
That looks nuts.
It's like a deer or like some kind of animal.
You know, it does.
All right, Ali Max.
So here's what I heard on drunk history the other day.
All right.
You tell me that.
So it was about JFK, right?
Yep.
Back during the Cuban Missile Crisis, he got he got really stressed out.
Who knows why?
And so he had like this doctor that was like kind of shady and he injected him like in
the ass with like these vitamins and supplements or whatever.
And JFK started fucking losing his mind and like getting all erratic.
And so apparently it was meth.
And he also injected the entire Kennedy family, including Jackie and his three children, with
this like meth.
And they this other guy went up to JFK and tested like his blood.
He was like, yeah, that was fucking meth, man.
He's like, you got to stop taking that.
He's like, JFK is not like, no, I fucking love that.
Like, no, you really got to you got to stop seeing this doctor.
He's like, fuck.
And that's how JFK was on that.
Do we think he retained that addiction?
Well, I mean, he kind of recovered from it when he got shot in the head.
So like he had bigger problems later that year.
He had bigger problems on his mind and on the back of his car.
Oh, that was a bit dark.
And he lived happily ever after.
In a casket, a closed casket.
Yo, how do you know it was closed?
I don't know.
I wasn't there.
That would have been a fucked up funeral of how everybody's like, it's a water bullet.
What?
That's not how that works.
Oh, my God.
We never found the bullet.
It had to be made of water.
No, it wasn't.
Had to be made of ice.
Yeah, no, it wasn't.
He got gatted and we covered it up.
Well, Tyler covered it up.
Tyler covered it up.
He went back in time.
Tyler is the leader of a conspiracy nation.
Is he?
Yep.
Or does his conspiracy nation people live?
Live in his mind with the rest of the schizophrenic demons?
Yeah.
Wow, it's hard for me to keep my eyes open right now.
You seem like you're fucked up to do this podcast right now.
What?
You seem like you're too fucked up to do this podcast.
Oh, no.
No?
No, I'm here for it.
You're here?
The whole point of this podcast is to be fucked up.
This one.
Oh, just this one?
Just this one.
You ever see Journey to the Center of the Earth?
Oh, that's a movie, right?
Yeah.
I think I have.
That movie's trippy.
Except it's just like a bunch of fucking molten steel down there, essentially.
What's the most fucked up movie you've seen?
In general.
Yeah.
Us is up there.
I'd say us is up there.
That's too mainstream.
Oh, so we're trying to go into the obscure shit?
Yeah.
There's a fucked up movie, Iceberg, I was telling them.
Oh, my God.
The most fucked up movie I've seen, and it's not a horror, is called Poultry Geist.
Not Poltergeist, poultry like chicken.
It's called Poultry Geist, Night of the Chicken Dead.
Look it up.
It is the worst B movie I've seen in my entire life, but it is so hysterically bad.
It was on Netflix for like six months, like in fucking 2011.
I watched it with my buddy Zach, and we were pissing ourselves laughing at how bad the movie was.
Just pull up a trailer.
Of what?
Poultry Geist, Night of the Chicken Dead.
It's a movie.
It's a full, it's like a weird fucking sex horror B movie comedy thing.
It's just, I don't even know how to describe it, dude.
Like they knew it was bad and they pumped it out anyways.
So you can tell they know it's bad.
No, I'm talking about like the most fucked up movie you've seen.
I know, but just watch.
That might be the most fucked up thing I've ever seen, Casey.
That looks absolutely retarded.
It is. It is.
That's why it works.
It really does.
You ever see the movie Tusk?
Oh, is that the one where the dude gets turned into a walrus?
Yeah, I saw that once and I was like, this is awful.
Have you ever watched Human Centipede?
Yeah, or are you inside of P two was the worst one?
Is that the one where it's like in the prison?
Yeah, yeah, that one was just weird.
No, that one was the most like fucked up one.
Yeah, they just got like the hundreds of fucking people like that.
Oh, what a movie.
Yeah, even Human Centipede, that was just fucked up.
It did have like a like anatomical horror kind of kind of vibe to it, though.
You wouldn't want to be fucking sewn to somebody else's butthole.
You can't even it doesn't matter how bad the movie is.
It gets that point across.
If you got kidnapped and somebody fucking made you do that,
your options are kind of limited.
You're going to have to eat shit whether you want to or not, even if you want to be dead.
You just kind of like try to kill yourself at that point, right?
Yeah, but how are you going to kill yourself?
Well, you're in like a medical room with a bunch of fucking tools.
Yeah, but he fucking tore the tendons in their knees so they couldn't stand up.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I guess you could try to suffocate yourself.
How?
The other person's ass.
Yeah, the body can't force itself to fucking suffocate, though.
You just push your head into their ass until your fucking breathing is cut off.
Yeah, but your body is going to reflexively come up and breathe.
I don't believe that you can just decide that you're done breathing and kill yourself.
I don't think that people can do that.
You know what I've been thinking about, Ali back?
What have you been fucking boozled?
Oh, oh, yeah.
They're stealing my goddamn air.
They're stealing your air.
Stealing my goddamn air.
Do you mind explaining that?
No.
They breathing it?
That's what Dan was saying on Ambulance Sessions.
Yeah, that's a take.
That's one of the takes of all time.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Ali back, I don't know how much content our high asses have here.
Casey, we got a lot.
Do you know, Casey, that we're talking about that sun explosion right in the beginning?
The one that's 250 times the size of our sun, which is one and a half million times the size of the planet Earth.
Guess how much noise that would make?
How much?
None.
It's space.
Oh shit.
Isn't that fucking nuts?
That big of a fucking explosion.
And if you were right next to it somehow, if you were just indestructible, the radiation and the ridiculous light that's coming off of the thing, if you were able to just witness that, it was just
There was no sound.
That's so eerie to me.
That's so fucking weird.
That is that I know we could do this could be like a pre like a preface to the lost episode.
It could be.
Yeah.
Let's talk about that.
So you're talking about Tyler was talking about George Soros.
He was talking about the birds.
Yeah, I don't actually believe the birds are fake.
They definitely are real much to my chagrin.
It would be pretty fucking cool if they were fake.
I don't think they're fake.
They're retarded.
I had one fly into my fucking car on my way home from school today, snapped its neck right on my windshield.
Well, some of them could be fake, right?
You think that comes from Hunger Games when the birds are like part of the government?
I don't think other people.
I think if somehow there are fake birds, I think the fake birds were around before Hunger Games ever came out.
We might have swapped them out for newer models at this point, but I don't think they're stealing ideas from from that shit.
Those idiots.
Some of those idiots are smart up there.
And then I'm getting our privacy.
The lost episode.
You were also talking about your triple Tyler to the ghost hunting place.
I believe I've already covered that in the pod before.
You did.
I'm just saying it will be on the lost episode.
Yes.
Oh, God.
Oh, man.
Well, Casey, can we talk about Neptune for a little bit?
OK.
How nuts is it that that fuckers out there, right?
Out there on the reaches of our solar system, the furthest planet out since we dwarf sized Pluto, since it's essentially more akin to a fucking comet.
But how nuts is it?
The size of that thing?
I'd have to pull up a stab, but it's at least it's got to be at least 100 times the size of Earth.
That thing is just one big ocean of methane.
Yeah, that is a incredibly incomprehensibly deep ocean.
It is all liquid, too, with the exception of a very small solid core made of like stone.
I think I can't even remember what the fucking rings made of the rings.
The rings on Neptune, because Neptune does have rings.
They're just not nearly as visible as Saturn's nor dense.
But I think it's just it's the same shit.
It's just rock stuff like that.
Oh, look at that.
Maybe it's like some sort of dissolved gases.
Yeah.
But it's a wild fucking wild and so it's fucking wild.
And the rings of Neptune consist primarily of five principal rings.
I think that's pretty fucking nuts that we didn't know that there were rings on Neptune until 1984.
That's not that long ago.
Hmm.
Well, I thought in the picture of Neptune, you could see the rings on it.
I didn't think you could.
Yeah, Neptune's just a big fucking blue bitch.
Doesn't have rings.
Yeah, Uranus has like the sideways.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're thinking Uranus.
You're fucking.
You're fucking anus, bro.
My anus.
How eerie is it, though, that that's that's an image that we photograph just flying by it.
We discovered it not all that long before we were born.
Oh, yeah.
When they said that, like that probe out in the space and it just like keeps going forever.
Well, making its way past Pluto and shit.
So, yeah, that is the Voyager one.
Yeah.
Cool story about the Voyager one.
It took my favorite picture ever, which I think I might have shown you.
But right before it left the solar system, Carl Sagan requested NASA to turn Voyager one around and take like a solar system.
Well, NASA had planned to take a picture of like a solar system family picture, they call it, where all the planets are in the picture.
It's really not that good of a picture because they're all ridiculously tiny, of course, because you're millions of miles away from them.
But Carl Sagan requested that they take a picture of Earth before Voyager one left the solar system and shut down for good.
And NASA obliged the request.
If you look it up on your computer, look up pale blue dot, it is one of the eeriest pictures that's out there.
So you have a lens flare that's reflecting off of the sun that shines what looks like a god ray down onto this speck.
It is a speck of Earth.
It's like it's just a tiny little dot floating in a basement with a light shining down through a hatch.
It's kind of crazy when it puts you into perspective about that, though.
I guess it's like when you think of that, that's how I have such a tough time believing that there is an aliens like you think of the size of our universe.
What would possibly be special about Earth?
Like, why would we be so special in this universe of quadrillions of planets or not?
But people try to come up with meaning and things, and that's why people invented religion.
Well, all life is when you're self aware is just one big distraction from the fact that we're all going to die someday.
And that's a scary thought. That's right to be like existentialism is fucking real.
It fucks with me. That's why I fucking not going to want a BLS war story here.
But that's why I have panic attacks. When I have panic attacks, I'm thinking of like, holy fuck, life is finite.
Like, this is all temporary. What the fuck is the meaning of it?
And like those thoughts like really, I really comprehend them in that moment. And that's so incomprehensibly scary.
And then finally, like your brain just shuts off and it's like, you can't keep freaking out.
Like, deal with it. And then you're just like, all right, like, I still feel the same way I did before, but I'm not panicking anymore.
Yeah, I wouldn't say I have existential panic attacks. I think I used to.
You know, think about like the size of the universe. But now it's like easy, easier to like just put it out of my mind.
But I find that thinking about it when I'm sober helps quite a bit.
Well, probably probably doesn't help thinking about it when you're high.
Yeah, when I was high, I feel like I was more able to grasp the size of the universe.
But that would just promote fear because you just realize, wow, we are fucking.
But like now, honestly, I take comfort in that you could be the most horrible person, the most awful man ever.
And in the grand scheme of things, it's shitty. I wouldn't do it, but it wouldn't be that big of a deal.
Hmm. Oh, fuck. I didn't even put in the audio. Oh, no.
Well, that sucks. The audio from what? The video? Yeah.
That's tough. That's tough. It was a very motivational speech.
I'll do something with it. And this will be this will be the last episode.
So I'll tell you what. We'll we'll leave you with the the last episode.
And, you know, it's a bad quality.
But if you don't like it, go fuck yourself. Just literally just fuck fucking fuck.
I mean, it's like the first fucking podcast we did.
What do you expect? Like a fucking production quality studio quality production? Yeah.
You want to fucking guys got to talk so much shit about fucking quality and you want fucking real cinemas like.
Yeah, it's not going to be perfect. We're real hard sitting there as a fucking keyboard warrior telling us how to do our jobs.
I mean, if you don't like it, nine to five here, pretty much. We work. We work 40 hours a week. We come here.
We do this for you. We do. We do this for you. We do this for free.
You're going to complain about the quality and you're going to complain about the quality of the first episode before it was even legit.
You're going to be like, oh, they sound fucking tired as fuck and unhinged as fuck.
It's four a.m. What do you fucking want from me? Yeah, I think I was drunk off my ass.
I'm sure we did this bonus content for you. Yeah.
And what do we get? What do we get? We get fucking disrespect.
How fucking dare you? How fucking dare you? How dare you? Why?
Why do you listen? Why do you do it? Why are you here? If you can't appreciate the quality, it's quality over quantity.
Yeah. And if you're just going to hate, then fucking show yourself to the door.
You got to. You got to listen to what we're saying rather than listen to the shit of the like manager in the background.
They're probably like an assistant manager at a fucking bank and they still make like barely minimum wage and they're going to come here and they're going to tell us.
I definitely just really hit home to somebody that watches this. We fucking lost somebody there.
For sure. The joke went too far. The point is, if you don't like it, just don't listen.
That's it. That's all you have to do. Just turn it off.
Honestly, we'd accept hate mail at this point. We'd love we'd love to hear hate mail.
Send your email with the email on title podcast 73 at Gmail.com. Send us a mail.
Fucking send it. We just want to hear from you. That's all we want. We just want to hear something.
He sees the ad been running on Spotify. It was for a little while.
Did we get any increase in listenership? A little bit. So what? How many people?
Give me the numbers here. How many people listen on a week to week basis to us?
Zero. Nobody listens. Really? No, I don't know. Can't you pull the figures out the analytics?
I think it's like like some some episodes have more views than others.
But I think like for per week, like 20 views per week.
There's actually what you know most of it's us or people we know, but you know,
that's still wild. I can't believe that there's people that actually listen to this shit.
But anybody if anybody is listening and you have issues with the quality,
honestly, just so we know that you're listening, you can be anonymous.
It could be a throw away email. Just email us so we know you're real.
So we know it's not a because I don't buy that people actually listen to us until I see proof that it's there.
Hey, how about how about you go out and you get a nicer headset to listen on?
All right, you're probably listening to through a fucking shitty iPhone speaker.
All right, you're probably playing the shit on like some fucking trebly shit with no base,
and you're going to complain about the quality of the fucking audio recording.
You're going to come in here. You're going to fucking come in here,
a fucking beach headphones. You're going to look me in the eye and you're going to tell me that I have a quality problem.
You'll have eighty dollars to spend that fucking target. How about you get a fucking job?
The food stamps aren't going to pay for everything fucking hell. God anyway fucking world asking for handouts.
Try these smelling salts brought to you by fucking bull shark testosterone.
Can't believe these people.
I got closer than I wanted to. Oh my God. Oh my God.
It feels like somebody just took the most chlorinated fucking water they could put it into a pressure washer
and just fucking opened it full tail top by nose. Oh my Lord. Oh fuck.
I feel like I fell into a vat of acid. Oh my God. Casey best video game you've ever played.
Let me hear it. Oh man. I don't know. I always go back to Minecraft. I like that a lot.
Passion of the craft. Passion of the craft. There is a classic one.
That is a classic one. Best video game of all time. That's a tough one for me.
The God answer is the last of us. But best of us. I don't know.
You got the Mass Effect games still. The Mass Effect games really sparked my my love for.
Oh yeah. So what was the most disturbing movie that you've seen?
Most disturbing movie that I've seen. So we're talking probably horror here then.
I'd say it's weird because this movie didn't get rated tremendously.
But for whatever reason it just struck a chord and scared the shit out of me when no other horror movies would when I was a kid.
Because I watched a shit load of them. Have you ever seen the movie Sinister?
Yeah that was very scary. When it first came out I thought it was.
Yeah with Baguul. That movie was fucked.
You want to know I think. That's pretty mainstream though.
It is. I remember I saw it in theaters though and that fucking blew my mind.
Ethan Hawke is not a great actor. But it was the whole tapes thing.
And it was just that weird shit. The soundtrack for me.
Oh yeah where it's the warped ass shit like all the time and like it's skippy like reverse music.
Yeah. Yeah I thought that that was trippy too.
But yeah I've seen a lot of movies like that. You just got to get into some fucking some fucking more underground shit bro.
My favorite type of stuff is psychological horror. I like movies that don't have a lot of jump scares.
I like the movies where your own imagination sort of draws things where like you'll be hearing about this.
Yeah because after a while jump scares don't do anything.
Yeah like a movie that did that really well was the Babadook. Have you ever heard that one?
Oh yeah I've seen that a couple times.
Isn't that a good fucking movie? I fucking love that. They only show the Babadook like twice in that entire movie.
Oh there were just reactions to it. Just terrifying.
Yeah because like you see it in the it like she reads the book which for all we know and probably is a hallucination.
And then two times you see the Babadook you also believe that it's really just a fucking hallucination.
It's more her going fucking batshit insane. But it is it's horrifying.
Yeah.
Like I love that kind of movie because what you're imagining their being is so much worse than anything that they could put on the screen.
Like I can't imagine I honestly can't really remember the I can't remember.
There's so many good horror movies out there. Have you ever heard of the event event horizon?
I'm not talking about black holes. It's an old horror movie.
Yeah the one in space. Yeah I was going to watch that but I never did.
Oh it's a good one. It's a good one. So the plot for it without giving too much away is this ship called the event horizon.
It gets like sent through some wormhole and they don't really know where it went or like no it was going to Jupiter and then it disappeared just off of everybody's radar.
And they found it like in a nearby galaxy or something.
And all of a sudden it just started transmitting it again after being in the dark for like five years. So they sent them out there and appears that that ship out there.
The reason why they're warp drive. But I don't know exactly how it worked.
But like the I can't remember exactly the story worked with it but like something about the warp drive like channeled power from like somewhere else.
And we didn't know it was just like we thought oh it's interdimensional power. We don't really care. Turns out that power came from hell.
And hell had some problems with the ship. So the recovery crew there is trying to uncover the mystery and it's a pretty cool movie.
It's very it reminds you a lot of like alien. It's a little bit more psychological than that. And like its depictions of hell are pretty cool.
It's a movie called The Platform on Netflix where it's like this is like these oh yeah the food the food.
Yeah. Yeah. And then like every whatever it is like fucking 30 days they get swapped on what level of the floor they're on.
And there's like five hundred levels and if you're on anything beneath like the 200th floor you're probably just going to die.
It was gross. Yeah. Because people are like shitting on the thing. Oh that's a that's a fucking good movie.
God. Well I love good movies. I love a good movie. I do. How do you feel about Quentin Tarantino Casey.
What's your opinion on him. I love those movies. I love the violence. I love Pulp Fiction. Pulp Fiction is great. All of all of all of these movies.
That's what I call divine intervention. I like Inglorious Bastards. Inglorious Bastards. Yeah.
That's I that's one of the better ones for sure. I haven't seen it once upon a time in Hollywood yet but I've heard it's not good at all.
So that's bad. It's just like it's not what you expect for his movies like the first. Like it doesn't happen in chronological order right.
No it does. Like in the movie. Oh it does. It does. Oh I thought the events in the movie are like all out of order. No I think it was a different one.
But once it was once about time Hollywood it just like it doesn't have any like action scenes or like like violence or like anything until like the final scene.
So like the whole movie it's not a bad movie but it's just like not what you're used to with movies. Oh shit I might have to give it a watch.
But like although like the final scene you know it's very like gory and shit. But it's not like Kill Bill where the whole thing is just fucked.
There was a really good one I wanted to talk about. No it slipped my mind. Motherfucker. I had the perfect show or video or movie to talk about.
Too bad. Oh I gotta call it quits. All right. It's we're gonna hope you enjoy the lost episode. And if you don't. Go fuck yourself. Yeah just.
I don't know what to tell you. Maybe that'll be my line for the end episodes. Go fuck yourself. Oh God said be kind to yourselves and each other. Yes and as always go fuck yourself. Be kind to yourselves and each other.
Then we out and then I say go fuck yourself go fuck yourself.
All right. Hey everybody. Welcome to the Untitled Projects podcast at this point. My name is Tyler Lee and these are my co-hosts. My name is Casey.
Oh my name's Alex. And I guess we're just gonna be this podcast is pretty much just we're gonna be talking about a whole bunch of shit.
I said I'm just gonna I'm just gonna come out and say it. There's absolutely nothing that this is about. It's just what we're gonna be wanting to talk about at the moment.
I thought we were gonna name this Ghost Pals. I mean we it's Untitled Project at this point. We'll figure it out. Yeah we'll we'll figure it out. We'll figure something out.
We're still starting off because we got two microphones for three people. Yeah we it's a fucking mess at this point but we'll get through it. So even here. What can we vape in here.
Oh well I just did it. Absolutely under no circumstance. Are you allowed to vape in my house.
Oh fuck. So we got to we got two liquors with us tonight. We got Captain Morgan private stock which is my personal favorite and we got for the special occasion of our first episode we have Johnny Walker black label.
It is. My co-host is now dying. He has coronavirus. He's gonna be okay I think. I'll be coughing from vaping. Just give me a couple minutes.
It was aged at twelve years. This is starting off great. So is the name of this episode the black label or the fucking Captain Morgan. I think Kevin Morgan is going to be here a lot. So I think right now.
Captain Morgan is going to be a staple. But cheers guys. Let's start it off. Everybody raise their glasses. Oh shit you gave me some. Yeah I gave you some dude. This is the start of it.
Which is it. Which is this one. This is a black label. We're starting off with a fucking strong shit dude. Oh yes. In the middle. I got to drive home. Fuck yes. How much how much alcohol is in there. A lot.
What is it. God damn it. Fucker. Is it 40 percent. Is it 80 percent. Yeah it's 80 proof. I'm just gonna have a sip and give the rest to you. Is it true that 80 proof is the reason I'm with you. There's a reason we're not recording a song right now.
So we're gonna get started off with shit. So first question that we're gonna ask. Do you believe in ghosts. I for one do. I 100 percent believe in ghosts. I've seen enough shit. I've actually seen shit with one of my co-hosts here.
He claims that he doesn't fully believe yet even though it was some pretty substantial evidence. So when you guys went to fucking Silver Bay without me. What did you actually experience. We went to. We went on a ghost hunt to a YMCA. We saw some circumstantial evidence.
It wasn't fucking circumstantial. Oh here we fucking go. All right. All right. So to start it off. Wait who busted their ass there. Was it me. It was Casey. Casey busted his ass. But the week before the week before it was actually no it was me the week before it was fucking completely iced over.
I was going up the fucking walk to the fucking to the entrance of the thing and ended up busting my ass so hard my tailbone hurts so fucking bad. As of right now we have no. That's too much. As of right now we have no evidence to confirm or deny the presence of ghosts at Silver Bay in my in my genuine opinion.
There was lights that we he's lying. He totally believes it. OK. Well he was freaking out. I was not. I wanted you were so excited. You pulled the plug. I was going to start from the beginning. OK. OK. So we're starting from the beginning. All right. Ali Mack almost gets fired from Mohawk. OK. That's the beginning. Ali Mack thought he was being fired. OK. And I thought I was being fired.
He's he thought he was being fired. So I'm like all right. I'm going to cheer this boy up. And I'm like you know what. We're going to cheer him up by taking him to a beautiful place. That's also haunted. But we're going through and like we just were shooting this shit on the way up. But once we finally got there and what we say it was like duskish wasn't it wasn't nighttime yet. But it was like it was it was it was dark. It was getting there. It was getting so the equipment. I brought my Polaroid 600 one step closer to the end. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK. OK.
Close up circa 1987 and Kate and my co-host here Lee brought. I couldn't go because I had to get a haircut. Yeah. Because Casey has so much so much hair. Oh shit. Nice great. Nice grateful that you're by the way I love the I love the acid trip.
Jerry Garcia over it.
I thought you were a fan for a second. Now I know that you're just an asshole.
I am a fan but rest in peace Jerry Garcia.
Jerry. Rip Jerry. OK. Continue.
Jerry.
All right. So we're back on this fucking story. OK.
So we get there. It's about dusk.
Shout Jerry Springer and
and we were it was about dusk and me and him got there.
And I'm like OK. So there's a couple areas that we're looking at and that were like are more like active areas that the other times I've been up there. We got.
I ended up bringing a spirit box and a
I end up bringing a spirit box and an EMF detector and we have detectors on the thermometer. Yeah one with a thermometer. And we first started off going to the gym area like the area around the gym because that has a more active area of the of the location.
So we decided to go up front and look into the windows.
And look into the windows. And this was when the first weird thing happened there was when we were going up to the front end of the windows because when we were there the the windows like they kind of have like a like it's like a like a porch and it has like three like like sets of like doors right.
But it's rare for three. Yeah it's three sets of doors and you could look at three. You could look inside them and there was like it was like window and there was like a like a playroom or something like maybe like a pool room or something like that.
It was it was that it doesn't really fucking matter at this point but it was it's been closed. It was closed down for a while for the winter time.
And we were up there and we're just looking around. So we look we ended up looking into the to the
mirrors or not the mirrors the doors and one of the doors.
And he and Ali Mac over here can confirm this one of the doors was like black and like we were looking through the other doors circumstantial but correct wasn't fucking circumstance.
Okay we were looking at the fucking doors.
You could shine a flashlight through and then see through.
But that was it.
And like it was really weird and we got a 10 degree temperature drop when we were going up there. That's not circumstantial.
Can confirm that. That's not circumstantial. That's something that we have that like was actual like weird.
Could have been a faulty thermometer. Fuck off.
Okay. It has not been debunked but it has not been confirmed.
Okay.
We need a tech team. That's what we have Casey for. But he busted his ass the second time and pretty much checked out of the ghost hunting operation at that point.
Yeah. So I saw no evidence of.
The second time nothing happened. It was a fucking terrible time.
It was funny though.
Yeah.
These are the best readings that we've had all night.
What do you think that is that one night that you go there and nothing happened or one night everything happens.
Next night nothing happened.
So okay.
So this is like something that's like pretty much proven I guess.
It's confirmed.
Okay.
We were going through and every like with ghost hunting especially you go there a hundred times and something's only gonna happen once.
We got really lucky that one time.
But you didn't let me fucking finish the story on the first part.
So let me fucking finish this shit. Okay. I can finish it. Okay.
We haven't even started.
So the first thing that we did we checked the gym.
Spark noted.
Spark notes.
Gym sort of spooky.
Council ring really spooky.
Lights turning on and off without anybody fucking there and without.
The auditorium was really fucking scary.
But.
I'm going to give you because we without the cliff notes version. Here's the actual fucking version.
Okay.
So at the place when we went to the council circle it got like a really weird feeling when we started to go back.
All right.
Like it was like it was like a uneasy feeling.
I like to say it's like a tuning fork feeling and.
One second I like to say it's a kind of like a tuning fork feeling and like when we're going through like it kind of feels like when like you tune a tuning fork.
That's how your body feels during this times.
But when we were going back it was more like it was more like curious energy instead of dark energy at that point.
Like I really didn't feel anything bad unsettling but not disturbing.
So I decided to go back to the council circle and I was like I'm going to go back to the council circle and I'm going to go back to the council circle.
And I had to whip out my spirit box which is a device that sweeps through radio waves at an extreme rate.
So you're not really going to get you're not you're not really going to get like a radio station.
And if you have a voice that spans across more than like two or three stations then you know you have actually something significant there.
So like we were talking we were asking questions and the first thing that we got was kids right.
Like it was it sounded it sounded like children.
And then you heard a it was mostly like hellos highs.
How you doings laughing.
Nothing nothing disturbing if anything it was unsettling because it's pitch dark in the night at this point.
Well actually it probably wasn't pitch dark but we were in the woods so it might as well have been.
It was very very fucking dark.
So we were doing that and like we then like at one point it just stopped like we weren't getting anything.
So we decided to like taunt it a little bit.
And this is where the Boy Scouts of America are founded.
And so ironically it was the week that they got disbanded that we went up there.
So I was I decided to like go into the center of the ring and the center of the ring was where it was actually found.
That's like where their fire pit was and stuff.
And I started asking the spirit box Mike Hey if you don't want me to go in there say something.
So we are getting nothing.
You're getting nothing.
I started walking towards the middle and once we got to the middle then we got a voice that just said stop.
And that was followed immediately by several go aways go home leave.
No no threats at this point just telling us to expedite priority one off of the premises here.
I don't know if it was referring to Silver Bay or if it was just referring to leaving the circle.
Keep in mind at this point the Boy Scouts had been disbanded approximately a week ago.
I don't think that they were informed of this and prior to Tyler entering the circle we informed them that the organization that they have held dear as these spirits for several hundred years has just been disbanded.
So I don't think that they liked that news all that much.
You think that the spirits of the Boy Scouts were the ghosts that are.
Well no no no we don't.
But the children did get upset.
I love upsetting children.
I'd like to.
I'm awful with children and they liked me at this point which made me very uncomfortable.
So it brought me great joy upsetting these children.
But the secondary voice that was saying to get out and stuff it was a very different voice from the first couple of voices that we got going on.
The first voices that we had were like actually kids and then the secondary voices that we started to get were like really like scary.
Wait so are you referring to the one that I heard or are you referring to the one that ended up making us leave.
There was both that I think it was the same thing.
I think I think we are the one that was just eerie but not the one that made us leave at first.
That that one seemed to not take a liking to me.
I genuinely do believe it was a camp counselor possibly that or a Boy Scout leader possibly a pedophile.
I can't can't confirm or can't confirm or debunk that.
But we know it's happened.
Let's be real here.
It was in the early days this shit could have slid underneath the carpet and nobody would have known any better.
So this is a very controversial opinion.
OK it is a kind of I'm just spitballing here but I'm saying right now it's 100 percent true.
So I was being murdered there was there was a there was a male voice and then there was something that came through that didn't really sound like a man or even human.
It was low.
It was like not like a voice you want for radio.
Maybe it had the face for radio.
I think it had the face for radio.
It did not have the voice for radio.
So I'll tell you that much.
It kept on saying get out to us.
So me and me and my friend here we decided to be like friend as a name.
They don't know us yet.
Tyler being me and I'm back here decided to to book it out of there.
And it was mind you it was probably like February or something March something like that.
But we were doing that shit and we decided to go and we're like OK we're going to we're going to go over to the auditorium which actually burnt down.
That's like a documented fact and there was a couple of fatalities in the in the burning down of it.
Children fatalities.
Yeah no adults just children.
So we decided to do that and we we we ended up going back and and like we went by the church and like when we were leaving the wooded area it felt like there was someone watching us and it was not a nice like person watching us.
You can definitely tell like by how it was that it was just it didn't feel like it was a real thing.
It was just it didn't feel good.
It didn't feel nice.
So we decided to just leave there and we're like OK.
But when we got by the church it just felt like it went away like the church the church felt like it was a sacred area or something because it was.
But then my my autistic comrade over here said that they are the autistic undiagnosed.
ADD is on the spectrum autism awareness 2020.
It's you can be any shape or color you want.
I'm a rainbow because I'm autistic not not like a rainbow rainbow like rainbow puzzle pieces rainbow puzzle pieces style of autism.
I think I do believe that that's what I do believe that that's the autism awareness thing.
I'm probably botching it and I probably just got taken off the air.
Well we're not on the air yet so you can't really get this taken off.
Not yet.
All right.
Well when this gets uploaded to the air if you're hearing this on the air you probably get a rare glimpse into this before we get taken down.
So should we fast forward to the second day.
No we're not there yet.
So this is where the interesting shit starts happening.
The other shit wasn't very like it was kind of like whatever but the interesting shit just starts happening.
So my autistic comrade over here decided to go hey what's that light over there.
And I'm like what are you fucking talking about.
And then I looked over and the lights of the auditorium.
At this point we had left the circle by the way.
We were left and we were we walked by the chapel and the eerie feeling that we had had left.
I said.
Because we were Tyler believes this was because it is a place of God safe from all the all these fuckos who want to fuck.
So if you were listening to what I said I just said that I'm deaf and you are offensive.
But we decided to go by there and he goes hey there's some light over there.
I'm like there shouldn't be a light over there.
So he started going by and it went off and I'm like huh.
That's a little weird.
He did not see the light.
No no you didn't see the light the first time it was on.
Oh yeah.
It was and usually I was the skeptic when we came here.
So I said I'm like bro that entire auditorium was lit up and Tyler's like what the fuck are you talking about.
Shut the fuck up your autistic.
And I'm like no bro.
The lights were fucking on like let's head over there.
So he's like fuck it.
Why not.
And we're walking over there and the whole fucking place lights up again like a fucking Christmas tree like a god.
It didn't look like a Christmas tree but the phrasing is it lit up like a Christmas tree.
So we go over there.
Any weed let's light up like a Christmas.
Like Joe Rogan.
That's a joke.
We all get drug tested at our jobs.
Feel free to drug test me.
Have issues in the past but I passed everyone I took.
Yeah well I didn't get drug tested in the last five years.
So I think you're good.
Yeah well I should have got.
Never mind.
Controversial.
So.
We were up front and then we actually saw the lights turn on and off like for real.
So mind you it wasn't just the stage lights.
It wasn't just the like the roof lights or anything.
It was the stage lights and it was also like lights that you had to turn on manually like it was there was the.
There was the stage lights but in addition to that there was like the second floor because there was seats on the second floor.
Then there was also like the hallway lights that lit up the path to the seats and then the sec the first floor seats and they were all turning on and off not on the same pattern.
Because we were figuring if it was like if it was like actually turning on and off even if that even if it was doing that that's a really fucking weird thing to do anyways.
But it wasn't on a pattern and if it was like on like a circuit or something it would have been going in like a specific pattern.
But like we looked and it had no set pattern it would just be random.
Like it'd go like spotlights off stage lights on everything on everything off stage lights spotlight regular lights off everything on everything off everything on everything off just stage lights.
So we're like this is fucking weird.
And.
I was like you know what this is really weird we started recording we got some we got some pictures and shit we didn't really get anything on the pictures except for like the lights going on and off.
If you want we'll link that link that in the description below.
I will say though the one thing I did see is that visible from the entrance to the we did not actually go inside the auditorium the first time this time this this time trespassing.
Did occur the second time it was we wasn't trespassing we didn't know I didn't know and that does not mean it's not trespassing but nevertheless the doors were unlocked so I just figured you know I noticed on the way out and I kind of wish I never saw it because then I would say that ghosts are 100 percent certainly real.
But I could see that at least one of the lights and I believe it was the hallway lights that lead into the auditorium you could see a pattern of lights that would it was five green LEDs and it would go up one two three four five when it reached the top the lights would turn on.
And then it would go five four three two one and the lights would shut off it is very possible that there are multiple timers for those lights I don't know anything about stage lighting it's possible that there were multiple times.
Counterpoint.
Well allow me to finish my piece but I can promise you that those hallway lights were certainly on a timer but these timers were completely different I know nothing about this I have no idea why I would be doing at 1130 and even if you were to be a
timer why are they going off at 1130 and why are they turning on and off probably 50 times while we were there.
Okay my counterpoint to this is also mind you this was in the offseason so nobody was up there at all okay there's that's one.
I agree there's still there's definitely some questions to be raised I am just seeing the facts that I saw I want to be an upfront ghost hunter I am not lying about any of these things.
I am just seeing the facts that I saw I want to be an upfront ghost hunter I am not lying about anything that I saw.
Counterpoint.
I still don't know why the fuck the lights were going on and off or why they would need to be on a timer in the in the dead of winter at almost midnight at this point it makes no sense to me.
It started these lights were not doing it it was at no set time it started doing this shit like at like fucking like 1021 p.m.
like there was I just I don't see how that could be a set time for this timer to start.
So anyway second counterpoint to this was there were also the spotlights and the spotlights were moving actually I did not see that they were I had the video right here to show you but the spotlights were the viewers the listeners.
The viewer I said I'll link it in the description we have it on our phones but the spotlights were actually moving but also the spotlights when we went up there they're manual like remember when we went up the second time they weren't on a timer they had like the switches on them they had like the power switches on them.
I did not expect that.
I did.
Casey you had something to say.
Oh I was going to get to the second day where I actually came into this.
We'll just fast forward to the end so I think so we're like okay that was weird.
So we're like okay we're going to swing back to our car but we're like okay last thing we want to do is go back to the council circle because that's where we got most of our action.
So I'm like okay so I'm like fuck it I'll turn on the spirit box on the way back.
So spirit box on the way back we're going through and I hear we just start hearing like the fucking deep voice come back and we're like oh that's weird and then it said cut and I'm like no no.
The first thing it said to us we turned the spirit box we were not even close to the council circle we were hardly on the path back we had not even passed the gym which is about 50% of the way between the chapel we we probably had at least a quarter of a mile back to the council circle.
Yeah there's a hike.
We're like fuck it let's turn the spirit box back on.
The first thing it said was take it off I had no idea what it meant by that but as Tyler said as Tyler's about to tell you he knew exactly what it meant.
So the spirit box was telling me to take it off and this was that deep voice that like spooked us enough to go away the first time.
I wear a blessed St. Michael medal at almost all times it was blessed by a bishop and I'm not I actually wasn't wearing it this time.
Almost all times at almost all times.
Every time that I go to ghost hunting and stuff I definitely wear it.
These almost always ghost hunting.
So I decided I might it was like I took it out and it said something like that or something and I'm like oh so we're like and I'm like I'm not going to take it off and then it started talking to you.
It wasn't talking to me because it got upset with me and then it it said cut.
And when I said cut my cut cut what and then no no it said sever sever sever was the word it said it said sever and we're like what the fuck are you talking about.
It's like that down swing song.
I don't know if you guys heard of the band down.
Made that joke when that happened me and Tyler made it like several shit maybe he likes downswing.
This is a plug for the band downswing based out of check them out on sound swing East Coast trash.
The song sever by downswing. It's nice. We like it. It's very good.
I could insert the song sever right here if you want.
Link in the description boys like in description check them out sad sweat sorry downs side diagonal down swing on on spot.
It's a direction and then swing. That's all you occasionally a mood.
It's typically sad swing now. That's what we call it after our good friend got cocked.
And then another good friend got cocked immediately after.
Anyways back on track once it said sever I'm like whoa shout out so.
It said sever into pieces and I'm like big wow that's scary and then I just said big wow.
It said big wow and I'm like oh big fucking wow that's spooky but then it said my last name.
Well no no it said sever and then we're like sever what the fuck's it talking about.
It said into and we're like all right this ought to be interesting and then it said pieces at this point.
Me and Lee looked at one another and we're like all right maybe this well I was I was gung ho.
I was ready to go back in there but Lee's like all right like maybe fucking named it.
Yes it said it said the last name Lee and at that point I was like all right fuck it we're out.
I'm like no I want to fucking play with this demon like let's fucking try some chains like no you
don't fuck with this kind of shit. More experienced ghost hunter on the scene.
I was just the autistic fellow with a camera who was pretending like it was ghost equipment.
We kind of just took off.
Can I just point out that my boy over here Ali Mack is wearing a white claw box on his head.
With an untucked Hawaiian shirt and uh sweatpants and slippers.
I'm gonna take a picture and put a link in the description.
Can you take a picture of your acid bears there too big chief?
Yeah I'm wearing a griffin that shirt but what's wrong with that?
Here we go. Link in the script.
Link in the script. Oh there we go. It's marvelous.
So then we get to the second day.
It wasn't it wasn't immediately after.
I was originally in a go but I had a fucking haircut appointment.
Okay I had a fucking haircut appointment that he ditched us for.
I had an appointment with my barber.
His appointment was at like fucking six.
To make it fair.
Who the fuck is a haircut appointment?
I fucking and several days it was Monday when he told us this.
Who's like yeah if I make an appointment it's because of fucking COVID when you have to.
What the fuck.
What the fuck is this appointment a month in the fucking advance.
Yeah I'm making a fucking haircut appointment in a fucking month in advance.
Yeah.
Where the fuck do you go?
I mean his fucking hair grows a quarter of the radars does so he might as well plan it ahead.
Shout out Renew Spa in Altamont New York.
Link in the description.
What shout out shout out the barber shop on the corner of Western and Quail.
My boy my boy Keith my boy Keith.
He cuts me up nice and good to be fair.
This was the last gentleman's corner in Waterfleet New York.
Gentlemen's corner best barber shop around great barber shop.
He'll get you a great fade.
He'll get him to do a hard line on their great door.
It's called a hard part.
Fuck off.
Gentlemen's corner in Waterfleet.
Link in the description.
All right.
Shout out the closed down radio shack in Delaware Plaza.
My friend used to work there.
Shout out to Caleb by the way.
Okay to be fair this was the last haircut I had before coronavirus and I didn't get
hair cut for three months.
I cut my own fucking hair.
Okay.
I cut my own hair during coronavirus and I look like I'm a goddamn fucking homeless person
right now.
I have like some fucking issues with my brain cranium.
Okay description.
This guy is wearing a headband and he looked at me like he could murder children which
I again I'm fully in favor for fuck kids.
If I knew better when I was a kid I would have hurled myself off a cliff.
We take my mic back.
Things are getting kind of okay.
Okay.
That was a little weird.
Okay.
Let's settle down.
We're gonna get excited.
We're gonna save that for later.
So anyway this motherfucker comes to me with the idea that we're going to a shut down YMCA.
It wasn't shut down.
It's off season.
It's off season but there's nobody there and the lights are at this point.
Ali Mac did not get fired by Mohawk.
I know you all the listeners are worried.
So fun fact he never got fired.
He just got he just got he got he got he got he got he got he got he got he got he got.
He got like he got he got a bad time happened to him but he's still with us.
He's still with us.
He's having a good time.
Not more essential than anyone.
He is more essential than anyone.
I do the job that everyone hates and I haven't started yet.
So so Tyler's like yeah bro I'm a member of this YMCA and it's haunted so let's just go
there in the dead of winter when nobody's there because it's totally illegal.
So while it is a YMCA it's like it's an outdoor like it's more of a resort on the side of Lake
George New York.
It's very nice.
It's like if you actually go there during a day like shout out to YMCA Silver Bay.
It's like in the description below.
It's it's beautiful there.
It's a very nice place.
We never glossed atop the story.
We're not going to get into it because it's going to take another half hour.
A bunch of fucking kids died there at chick hunger self kids couple kids drowned couple
kids burned in buildings story for another day.
Very bad times.
I need a sleepy time.
Yeah then like one of the buildings burned down with a bunch of kids in it.
It used it was a T and then the long part of the teeth like if you were to look at from a bird's
eye view was a T the T the bottom portion of the T burned down and they turned it into a U and
renovated the whole place.
It's super nice now but.
It's it's a very nice place right now but there is a few buildings that are just closed off and
abandoned there too.
Which are completely legal for us to go in but we're going to do it anyways at some point.
But we know I'm sorry for the purposes of the the man the big brother watching we're not going to
do we are not doing that.
We never we are not trespassing trespass we never trespass we never did anything of that sort.
We never did anything of that sort.
There was no trespassing of any kind.
We only went to locations that were legally able to go to.
This is not a actual thing.
Anything that we say that we are trespassing we are being sarcastic.
Okay we are being fucking sarcastic.
Okay this is not a fucking real thing.
You don't need to double grip the mic.
It's going to be okay.
It's all just an acid dream.
We never even went there if you are the government if you're anyone other than the government or the
police force blue lives matter.
So I don't think anybody actually cares that we went there but for this hypothetical situation.
Wait so are you saying I can say all the illegal things I've done on here and won't get in any
trouble for them.
Is it really that illegal to go to a YMCA in winter.
Oh says the person who had a haircut appointment because they were afraid they get arrested for
that's how I trespassing said trespass.
I said I did a point but you know I actually get my hair cut.
Oh my fuck.
Okay this is getting hurt.
What was that was hurt.
That that second day.
Absolutely nothing fucking happened.
We went with our other buddy air bud.
Shout out air bud.
Link in description.
I'll put a Facebook of air.
But it's a pick of air but in the description shot to air but dick pics send him dick pics.
Yes all the dick pics but so all right.
That was our ghost.
I adventure.
Okay so we're going to start getting into some other topics.
I don't know.
We got it.
No no we can we should we should revisit this topic when we have air bud on as a guest.
It'll happen soon enough.
We got a couple of guests lined up for you not to.
All I want to say is nothing fucking happened and then I slipped on the ice and fell on my ass.
I was ready to go home and he was just done.
He was fucking done.
I was ready to go home and then you guys are going to like no we're going to go do one more building
and it's like up a hill and you got to like fucking break in the second floor.
But I didn't break into any.
Well I mean he didn't have a key so it was open to the public.
The second floor balcony was open.
Yeah we didn't go on to the second.
And it was just this creepy fucking auditorium pitch black.
Oh oh he signed the auditorium.
Yeah no we also went to a basement of another place.
I was spoopy.
Yeah so let's do a next topic.
Our next topic is is Corona virus.
We're not saying that it's not real.
It's definitely real but we have we have some theories about it.
I'm pretty sure I had Corona virus when we were doing this ghost hunting thing.
Yeah like I'm pretty sure that I've had Corona virus because I was out of service for like
three days.
I'm going to hand off the microphone to my buddy over here.
He's he's claiming that it's not real.
Let's give him a little let's give him some time.
I'll have him ramp.
Okay I have something for the listeners here.
I have something for the listeners listeners here.
Corona virus is a figment of the government.
They supply podcast they supply these COVID tests to us.
Who fucking makes these things.
I'll tell you who the fucking government you want to know what they are.
There's some flu strand that we don't know of that could be potentially fatal.
Maybe they give it a fancy name called Corona virus but it's not that it could be something
else but Corona is fake.
Corona virus is a ploy by the government to keep everybody inside their houses in one
worldwide biological warfare drill to fucking change the batteries in all of the birds.
Birds are also not real.
I know I'm dead fucking serious.
Have you ever seen every once in a while you want to know what they do.
They get one of these fucking birds to self-destruct.
You want to know what they do.
They pump it with a bunch of blood a couple fake guts and they send it flying into your
fucking window just so it puts some doubt.
Maybe they put a couple road kill birds on the on the road.
All the ones that say in the air hybrids have the fucking these things stay on power lines.
They got rechargeable ones now.
Okay.
Got rechargeable us.
No no I'm not done.
I'm not done.
I got more to say.
I got fucking more to say these fucking things.
Those are the mark two birds the ones that can go on the fucking power.
When's the last time you see a squirrel a squirrel's fucking real a squirrel sees the
birds up on the power lines or runs up on the power lines zap instead.
It's fucking gone.
It's got a bird.
No, it fucking recharges.
I'm fucking sick of this shit.
Some of them the mark one birds, which they have far more of far more affordable.
Good job on the government on that one for not wasting our fucking taxpayer money for
once.
I'm fucking sick of this shit.
All right.
They all have fucking cameras on both of their eyeballs microphones.
How the fuck did we kill Osama bin laden?
I'm done.
If he's not calm, it's for the conic birds and camels to
and Alex Jones and Infowars.com link in description.
You have sweat on the microphone.
You got the maniac.
He just went on kind of a rant right there.
Okay, but let's talk about conspiracy theories.
What was conspiracy theories you guys believe in and not believe in so other than the fucking
rechargeable birds that is absolutely absolutely absolutely give me evidence to disprove me.
What non fucking crazy conspiracy theories do you guys believe in?
Oh boy.
So our conspiracy.
Oh fuck.
It's the dog.
So conspiracy theory that we have here now is okay.
So we're going to go on with the coronavirus conspiracy.
All right.
I think that it's real.
All right.
This is Tyler speaking, by the way.
That was just that was how I'm actually went on that like crazy ass tirade.
But I'm going to go on some crazy ass ones that are worse than that later.
So don't worry guys.
We'll get there.
But my coronavirus theory is so I do think that's a real thing.
I do think coronavirus is real, but I do think that it's a little blown out of proportion
at this point, but especially with nursing homes and stuff like we're thinking about this.
We're going through and like in these nursing homes, they send the people out who have
coronavirus and they're like, okay, but these nursing homes get these guys.
Yeah, but the these guys go out and they have the coronavirus and then they don't even get
like actual treatment or anything.
They just get sent out and they get sent back to nursing homes.
So my conspiracy is that in order to get rid of all these people on Medicaid and stuff
at the nursing homes, they're going back to the nursing homes to send these people back
to get the coronavirus to go through them all to kill all these old people.
It's going to it's fucking sounds insane, but the government you know how much money
we're paying into these into like these nursing homes right now because the amount of money
that we're paying into these nursing homes, if the government's looking at it and they're
saying if we send back to people with coronavirus and it spreads through the entire thing like
wildfire and it kills them all, then then it takes out so much fucking cash money out there.
There's some straight up cash money that gets taken out of out of the nursing homes and
we can put into other products because the government really doesn't care about old people.
They don't care about many people.
Actually, they care mostly about themselves.
So the more money that they can keep for themselves instead of putting it into the nursing
home things is what they're doing.
So coronavirus, they're actually sending these people back with the virus to kill more
people.
Okay, they're killing people and they're getting away with it.
It's it's it's it's fucking it's crazy.
Oh my God, we need to get these animals out of here.
Okay, that's that's just that's a small tidbit of my conspiracy knowledge.
I'm going to take one of the dogs upstairs.
You do that.
Ellie Mac jump on the mic.
Now, the other thing I would like to say is, well, I do have some controversial opinions
on coronavirus.
The one thing I may may realize is an oversight.
Coronavirus is real.
It definitely is real.
I've seen people I don't know about Lee or Casey because they may not work as many hours
at the wonderful agency that we work for, which we're not going to name, even though
we already have some.
But I've seen people literally before my dies well before my eyes while holding their
pulse feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump bump bump.
Nothing.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds and they realize
that this is a golden opportunity.
They were about to fucking they were they were going to have to figure something to
keep the population inside to get these fucking birds off the streets.
But they realized, no, we don't.
We don't need to fucking do that.
We can handle it.
But I agree with what Mr. Lee has said.
It's very unfortunate and it sucks because people don't even get closure.
They don't even get closure.
You can't see your family members who are dying of coronavirus because they're afraid
it will spread.
They all go to fucking nursing homes still symptomatic and they fucking put them in the
hospice ward of some of these nursing big hop is big hop is a foot in the box ready to
see the bye bye man.
Okay.
Like it's it's it's that bad.
It's that fucking bad.
And it happens.
I do believe coronavirus is real.
I like to retract all my statements.
It was angry.
It was I was a lot.
There was a lot of emotions coursing through me.
I had to get the thing about the birds out.
I'm glad you got that.
And the other thing I thought of a couple other points.
You want to know what some birds are real woodpeckers.
They're real.
They're fucking annoying as shit.
Even though they're an endangered species the government expects you to shoot woodpeckers
because you want to know what they're filled with.
I have shoot woodpecker.
I have murdered several woodpeckers throughout my life with BB guns and assorted other methods
which we're not going to go in detail about when I lived when I lived out in Clarksville
in like the fucking sticks.
They're everywhere.
They fucking dig into your house.
They're annoying as shit.
The government says they're endangered.
They know you want to do what you're not allowed to to flex on them.
So you kill these woodpeckers.
They're real.
They are living organic organics.
Infowars.com.
Yes.
Link in description.
Okay.
So with these birds.
Okay.
Ask any questions.
I'll be able to counter any argument here.
I'm not saying that you're wrong.
I'm not.
I know I'm right.
I'm not saying that you're right either.
Okay.
Well, you're wrong.
I'm just saying.
Okay.
I've raised birds actually.
I've been with pigeons.
I've raised pigeons and stuff.
They're beautiful creatures.
The government is connected to the all seeing eye above.
Whether it be God.
I don't know.
Okay. If we're going to get into this.
Oh my God.
We're going to get into this.
You want to get into this.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise
and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker
in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that things fucking real.
You could cut it open.
You're going to see blood guts.
No circuitry.
But let me tell you their technology.
It's out of Silicon Valley.
Okay.
Which by the way, big brother is the overlord too.
Okay.
So listen, if we're going to get into this fucking government thing.
I want to hear your points.
I won't cut you off.
Okay.
All right.
So listen, this is going to get ranty.
This is going to get absolutely bonkers.
I like it.
This is going to get out of fucking hand real quick.
Okay.
So the government is a puppet government.
Okay.
It's a puppet to who?
Let me get there.
All right.
So this government that we have right now, it's just superficial.
It's just superficial.
It's there to think.
Democrats and Republicans are the fucking same thing.
They say that they're different.
They say that they're trying to be against each other.
It's all about money.
It's all about fucking money.
They don't give a fuck.
They make their own platforms up because they know to get them elected.
So we're doing that.
And with this, the government isn't real.
There's actually a large government like force that's actually
controlling stuff.
So we're doing that.
And we're actually being controlled by a larger group of people.
It's not.
It's really fucking not the government that we actually see.
There's a hierarchy of government.
It's actually the billionaires that are controlling everything.
Okay.
The billionaires are what's actually controlling our fucking government right now.
Okay.
Donald Trump.
Donald Trump is not our leader right now.
He says that he's our leader.
But the actual people that make the rules are our fucking billionaires out there.
Bill Gates.
Bill Gates is a fucking giant person in this fucking secret organization
that's controlling our fucking shit.
Okay.
Bill Gates is one of the leaders.
George Soros is the fucking devil.
Okay.
George Soros is the biggest fucking problem that we have with this shit.
Everybody says it's Donald Trump that's a fucking problem.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
Okay.
I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real.
Okay.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive.
But he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil.
Okay.
He's not fucking doing this shit for us.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.
He fucking took down a whole bunch of shit.
He's doing that.
And I just don't fucking get it.
Okay.
Everybody's like, no, Donald Trump's the fucking worst person out there.
Fuck Trump, right?
Fuck Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros.
It's Bill Gates.
It's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody says, oh, Elon Musk is so cool.
Hey, Kitty.
Everybody's saying, Elon Musk is so cool.
He made like a flamethrower and shit.
The actual government is trying.
The actual true government, which is George Soros and all his fucking lackeys,
are actually the ones that are controlling fucking all of this.
The career politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires.
They're paid fucking off by billionaires.
These aren't people that are millionaires with an M.
They're billionaires.
You know how much a billion fucking dollars is?
A billion dollars is a hell of a lot more than you fucking think.
Okay?
If we're actually fucking thinking about this shit.
Bro, I'm glad you brought this up because I'm a huge socialist.
Fuck off.
You're basically talking about socialism.
You're talking about socialism.
Okay.
I'm trying to fucking do this shit.
There's a cat behind you.
I love her.
Okay?
But George Soros is the fucking actual super villain, and she's adorable.
Hey.
I've been saying this shit for years, bro.
Okay.
The fucking billionaires control the economy.
Yes.
The billionaires do control the economy, but you know what?
Arm the fucking homeless.
Shout out to Marilla, link in description.
Listen.
This is another fucking conspiracy that I can get super far into.
But right now, I'm doing this.
Okay?
So this is what I'm talking about.
So we're going through, and what is the one thing that the rich people are fucking terrified of?
Rich people-
Not having money.
No.
It's fucking not.
Rich people are terrified of poor people with guns.
Yes.
They're afraid of death.
All I have to say about this, I 100% agree.
I agree.
So here's how the fucking billionaires get away with it.
Here's how the fucking...
I'm not going to go on a political rant here,
but this is why people support the American dream of like,
chase the dream, chase all that.
One billion dollars is an incomprehensible amount of money.
The human mind cannot wrap its mind around the number one billion.
That is a ridiculously large number.
The human mind can hardly wrap its mind around a thousand dollars.
It can't comprehend that number.
It can comprehend the fact that a thousand dollars can go out and buy you...
Like, five thousand dollars can buy you a motorcycle.
It can buy you a car.
It can buy you...
You put it in units of money about that shit,
but one billion dollars is a ridiculous amount of money.
The one percent, the distribution of wealth in this country is fucking retarded.
If anyone could actually wrap their mind around how much money the one percent has
is compared to the rest of it, it's fucking absurd.
These people should not have as much money,
and everybody acts like they just don't have that power
because they know that the best thing they can do is keep fucking quiet about it.
Billionaires don't have to follow this.
They control everything.
I'm not saying Illuminati.
I'm not saying I believe in the Illuminati,
but in Illuminati-esque organizations,
or at least the fact that they are pulling the strings,
they are pulling the strings.
That's what we're trying to get to.
It's not the Illuminati.
It might be like something similar to the Illuminati.
It might sound like the Illuminati.
It's not actually the Illuminati.
It's actually the fucking billionaires.
The billionaires and fucking Hollywood elites
are the ones that are fucking controlling it.
Not even Hollywood elites.
The Hollywood elites are their fucking mouthpiece, OK?
They are the bridge to the public, but they do not rule the public.
They don't rule the puppets.
But they are giving enough money to shut the fuck up.
If those puppets are successful, they make us puppets.
I'm not one of them.
Bernie Sanders for president 2020, boy.
He fucking pulled out of the race.
Get over it.
Pull out of your mom.
God damn it.
My mom will pull out her fucking cock and we're...
Never mind.
I'm done for a minute.
Take back the mics.
I want to hear this debate.
Bill Gates.
I'm on fucking Ali Maxx side here, OK?
We're going through and we're actually looking at this shit.
And billionaires are scared of poor people with guns.
And you're actually agreeing with us, actually.
I am.
But I'm just... I'm saying it in a way that's a little bit different.
He's hitting a different point.
I'm hitting a different point.
The reason why the government is trying to take away people's guns is to protect the billionaires.
Because you know what happens if you're unarmed?
You don't have anything that you can...
Like, if a tyrannical government tries to take over, all you have is your guns.
Because you know what terrifies them?
Dying.
If every single person gets their guns taken away and the only people that have guns are the people in power,
they're going to be the ones that actually are fucking ruling over all this shit.
They're going to be the ones and you're not going to be able to fucking stop them.
Because you know what stops a fucking tyrannical ruler?
A goddamn bullet.
Do you think...
Do you really think that the people with guns can overcome the power of the US military?
Yes.
I'm not saying the military.
I'm saying...
But the military works for the government, which works for the billionaires.
No.
You're not getting the fucking point.
The government is not actually fully controlled by them.
There's still good people in government.
I'm not saying every single person in government is bad.
All I'm saying...
I got two roommates here.
I got two roommates here who are members of the Air Force.
I have two roommates who are members of the Air Force.
Okay?
They are great people.
If they...
And they're not dumb.
If they had information that was indisputable evidence that this...
Oh no.
All the trigger.
Is it real or is it not?
If they had indisputable evidence...
I don't know.
I'm not going to find out that.
That the billionaires controlled this country, they would fucking not be military.
The military are not puppets to the government.
George Soros has his own personal military.
That's an actual true fucking fact.
Because you know what happens in these governments that don't have an actual police force?
George Soros comes in with his...
Mercenaries.
With his mercenary force.
PMCs will be the downfall of this world.
And you want to know what?
I hate to say it.
I hope it doesn't happen because a lot of people are going to die.
But when the world inevitably comes to a socio-economic collapse...
You just used a word I had to explain to you the other night.
Hey, it works!
I fucking took sociology and economics.
What's sociology?
I said PMCs.
Literally...
I know what private military companies are.
I know what mercenary forces are.
They're bad.
I didn't know about the shit in the movie.
They're bad.
They are bad.
Because they're literally fucking killers for rent.
The top dollar.
Have you ever played fucking...
Have you ever played Modern Warfare 2?
Fucking Makarov.
Boom.
PMC.
He'll fucking do anything.
He doesn't give a shit.
All he sees is dollar signs.
And you want to know what?
Do you think Makarov would ever be in the 1%?
No, he fucking wouldn't be.
The commercial side of that though is that PMCs, 9 times out of 10, are bought out by government structures.
Yes.
But that is exactly it though.
Government structures.
Yes, but here's the thing though.
The reason why that is a safe bet for the government to take is because
the military is filled with good people.
Some of those people turn to PMCs afterwards because they realize
that that is the contingency that all they fucking care about is money.
All anybody cares about is money.
That is incorrect.
I care about humans.
You can live in blissful ignorance if you can just put a roof above your head,
feed a family.
That's all you fucking need.
Because if you have everything you want, you end up like these fucking billionaires.
Yeah.
That's exactly what happens.
All you care about is power and more money.
That is the only driving force for that.
And that is why they rule the world.
If this fucking world were to end today, zombie apocalypse, coronavirus kills 90% of people.
These billionaires aren't satisfied with a roof.
Coronavirus kills 80% of the population, kills all the big wigs with all the fucking money.
The whole country collapses.
We would be happier.
You would know who is in control.
It would be an equal distribution of power.
This fucking world is ran by a select group of people.
Yeah.
Coronavirus only exists to limit the population of poor people.
Government does nothing.
That's all I can say.
Actual government, courts, supreme courts, none of that fucking means anything.
Because at the end of the day, the options that we are presented with of voting between
the two parties, the two party system, which is fucking retarded, is you get blue or you get red.
And you want to know where those fucking opinions come from?
They come from the fucking billionaires.
The billionaires, the ones fucking supporting these campaigns.
You want to know who's going to win?
It's going to be blue or red.
It's going to be billionaires every single time.
It's going to be billionaires.
They're always going to win.
Billionaires are the fucking actual true winners.
If you get an actual candidate that everyone supports, everyone is going to be terrified
that their blue or red candidate isn't going to win.
So there's only going to be a few of the brave.
And you want to know what that does?
That makes them scared that the preferred candidate of the blue or the red that they
want to vote for, they're afraid to vote for.
Because then they know they're taking a vote away from them.
And then the red is going to win if they're a blue.
Do you like scotch?
Yes.
But fucking hell.
We're going through.
What if they give you a little...
We're going through this.
So we're saying billionaires are the actual fucking thing.
So we're going through it.
So we're going through the billionaires are the actual true fucking leaders.
But think about it.
If you have a billion dollars, if you have a billion.
If you have a billion fucking dollars and you're listening to it, listen.
A billion dollars.
What the fuck?
What the fuck are you going to do with that much money?
You can do literally anything you fucking want.
The overall structure of society.
They don't do good with the money.
Yes.
It's just...
Even one percent of those billions of dollars, they can still live at the happiest...
Happiest thing.
...and they can put the rest of that money into supporting the homeless.
Supporting school districts that are in already from the terrorists.
They can do a fuckload of good with that money.
But their main objective with that money is self happiness.
But it's shown that after a certain amount you don't get happiness.
You don't.
They just...
That's what happens with this fucking billionaires.
Because they spend so much fucking money on this shit.
They spend so much fucking money on themselves.
They become fucking corrupted and fucking evil.
Arm the homeless.
Zach De La Rocha and Tom Morello have been telling us this for two decades now.
If we're going through, if we're going through right now and we're listening and listening,
these fucking people, if you have a billion dollars and you can buy fucking anything on this goddamn planet,
you're going to be fucking evil.
Because you know what?
Money be fucking miserable.
Money doesn't buy fucking happiness.
Human interaction buys happiness.
Okay?
Happiness is a myth.
It is but a moment in time.
Nobody is ever going to live their life in complete happiness.
Kitchen, I think.
Nobody is ever going to live their life in complete happiness.
You can have your mental baseline be higher than that of another.
I have mania.
Let's all take a chill pill right now.
Shit just got real and I'm pretty sure I just saw a gun enter the room.
I'm not sure if it was a BB gun or a real gun.
No, it's real.
It's real.
I just shoot myself up.
I fucking, you know, you're broken.
Okay guys, let's settle down a little bit.
What color is the sky?
Uh, there is no color.
There is no color.
What we see is different.
Here's another fucking conspiracy theory for you.
Light-hearted.
What color is a polar bear's hair?
It's clear.
I'm glad I have a fellow intellectual here with me.
Because people think that they're fucking white.
They're not.
That's a government lie.
They're invisible.
This is the way we're taking this.
I see.
It's just like anything that is-
No, so we present actual theories and then we present out there.
Out there.
But the funny thing is that sometimes those fucking theories are true.
What if a study comes out that 99% of birds aren't real?
Huh?
What if that happens?
You want to know what?
I'll be right here, American.
I'll be right here to tell you I fucking told you so.
So here's my other question.
It seems like a very controversial, very semi-interesting, especially from listening to the second part.
What's the name of your podcast?
Ghost Pals Podcast.
The Ghost Pals the Podcast.
You want to know what?
I'm starting to like that name of Untitled Project.
Dude, that actually sounds badass.
I think we should fucking keep it.
That's kind of like a reverse psychology thing.
Where it's like it's untitled but it's not untitled.
Because we titled it untitled.
Because we are-
InfoWars.com!
Because you want to know what?
We don't fucking play by the rules here.
We're not going to play by your rules 1%.
Fuck the billionaire.
Untitledproject.com.
But, okay.
That's not a link.
Don't go there yet.
If there is one, it's not us.
Alright, we're at an hour here.
What I think we do here is
take a break, start a new episode.
Call this one episode.
Okay, we'll obviously edit this part out.
No, no, this is fine.
This is what they do on podcasts.
Pretend like we know what we're doing.
There are some really hot button topics there.
That was energetic.
But we have one more thing
that we want to talk about.
We have a couple of things that we want to talk about.
But we have way...
This is just the tip of the iceberg
with us right now.
So, Untitledproject
Episode 1
is going to be pulling to a close now.
Thank you guys for listening, watching.
It's just going to continue to get better from this, guys.
I'm just saying. I think we're getting to a groove
now where we're actually listening, where we're actually
doing shit, right?
It's going to be good. It's going to be good.
Next episode, I'm going to talk about the
Amazon Alexa conspiracy.
Oh, God. Yes.
Oh, she's listening. Oh, oh, she just
fucking... She just fucking
beeped when you said that.
Oh, my God. Oh, God.
Okay, guys. Holy shit.
We'll get that...
We'll get to that in a second.
What about the MacBook?
That's fucking... That's not Bill Gates.
That's Steve Jobs, but he's dead.
But is he actually dead? Is he dead?
Or is he goes... All these questions will be answered
in the next episode.
Is he actually...
Thank you for listening. No, no, wait.
I have one more comment to make.
In the next episode. Okay.
Chariot37, sign off.
Chariot6, sign off.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
Yeah, well, I see some little dubby stack, right?
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the Siermans come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing... They're killing all already born babies.
They're killing all already born babies.
They're killing... They're killing all already born babies.
They're killing all already born babies.
Somewhere in China,
in some base,
there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
Anthropoclesotron, they have dread,
and super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not denunciate what's happening.
What the fuck was that?
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!
We gotta go to the fuckin' moon!
Because JDFK
got assassinated by the fucking government!
He got killed by the CIA!
JDFK was killed by the government!
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse,
feel them die of this
virus. You feel bump bump bump
BIIIIIP! Nothing.
fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next
level with the birds. They know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you
are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real. They're
going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a
cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real. You can cut
it open, you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology
is absolutely vile. Which by the way big brother is the overlord kibble. We're only living
in the third dimension.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay. I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking
real. Okay. Look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George Soros
actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. He says that he was doing it
just to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this
shit. George Soros is the fucking devil. Okay. He's not fucking doing this shit. George Soros
is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit. He's fucking fucked down
a whole bunch of shit. Just don't fucking get it. Everybody likes him. Donald Trump is the
fucking word person out there. Fuck Trump. Fuck Trump. He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros. It's Bill Gates. It's fucking Elon Musk. It's everyone out there. Everybody
says. Everybody. He's saying that Elon Musk is so cool. He made like a play for all of
these. The actual government is trying. The actual new government, which is George Soros
and all these fucking Nazis, are actually the ones that are turning fucking the whole
up. The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking Bill Gates. The Gates fucking
shit.