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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuckin' no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the skirmish come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Where the fuck did we meet? Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Anthropoclesautron, they have dreaded super soldiers.
I do not agree with that. I do not agree with that.
You're gonna go off to stand and marry some rich prick who your parents will approve of and just sit around with the other trust fund babies and talk about how you went slumming too.
This song is called I smoke meth and I'm crazy. Why is my name that in the group chat? Welcome to Uncharted podcast. I don't know your name is because you smoke meth and you're crazy. I don't smoke meth and I'm not crazy.
Episode 32. We're here. That is the number. Me, Casey, Ali, Mac and Tyler. Dan might be here. We don't know. Dan is currently MIA. We'll be filing a missing persons report very shortly if we don't hear from him.
At this point, he may be taking my title as the king flake. No, that's not true. No, it is. Oh, it is. Throwing shade.
All right, guys. All right. Let's hear it for Christina Applegate.
Who's that?
God, dude, who put Jamie Jamie? Look up Christina Applegate real quick. That's the wife from Anchorman.
Christina. Yes, that chick got ass. My Lord. Yeah, let's hear it for Christina. That's from fucking Eric Andre show. Yeah, he fucking just out of nowhere in the middle of nowhere goes. Let's hear it for Christina Applegate. She's not like a guest or anything. She's just a portrait of her like three seconds and then it cuts to a.
You see people go, yeah, dude, that show is fucking incredible. The new season's coming out soon. Yeah. Spider verse comes out today and Barbie comes out, I think, at the end of the month. Dude, dude, I'm actually very excited for the Barbie movie.
Have you seen the car for it? Dude, it looks fucking hilarious. It's like I can't say I'm going to be seeing it. Okay, Jamie, the Barbie movie. Pull up the commercial for that alley. Matt, get over there. Watch that. Here we get copyright strike by fucking Barbie.
And that's how fucking untitled podcast ends forever. Get over there. Oh, she fucking free.
Yep, we're back. Fuck that. Dude, it looks fucking fire. I think it looks great. I think it's going to be funny. I think it's going to be an iconic movie. So for the listeners, we had a bit of a technical difficulty there. I watched the trailer off screen.
I don't understand the appeal. It's got fucking Ryan Gosling and Margot Ryan like him. But why? Why? What the fuck? Yeah, I swear to fucking Christ. All right. Technical difficulties.
Okay, because we have the worst podcast. Who listens to this? Like, I really want to get like, you know, somebody calling in or something. Shout out to Denmark.
Shout out Anchorage, Alaska. If you live in Anchorage, Alaska, call in and we'll have you as a guest. We'll ask you about your life in Anchorage. That's a pretty good time gap there. I mean, it would be like eight o'clock there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's true. Well, right now it's eight o'clock. So it would be like two o'clock.
All right. So once again, we're going to go. We're going to circle back to the Barbie conversation. Look, I'm right there with you with Ryan Gosling. He's a fantastic actor, but it's a movie about a fucking girl's play doll. It's a movie that's deconstructing the idea of a girl's play doll. And it doesn't look that good. It looks fucking fantastic.
Directed by Quentin Tarantino. I wish. No, if it was, I'd be there. Looks like whoever directed that has a foot fetish. Not gonna lie. Why? Because it opened up. Whoever made Barbie is a foot fetish. Yeah. And there was another scene where the other girl was like rubbing her souls.
Dude, I gotta say, I've never. Who the fuck are the feet people? Are they the fucking? Are they the one out of ten? Are they the NPCs? They might. Who the fuck sees feet and fucking itemizes them and sexualize them? I don't get it. Would you ever do that? It wouldn't turn me on. Do it with your hands. It's not like it's not the turning on part. It's the it's the it's a different sensation, I guess. Maybe. I mean, I guess if my options were don't get anything or get a foot job, I mean, I suppose I would.
I mean, I suppose I'd try, but honestly, I think the prospect of getting a foot job might turn me off. What about Titch up? I've had that happen. It's fantastic. I view this. I view the tits as a sexual organ. I don't view the feet that way. They're like thigh job.
I mean, just at that point, you're getting into foot territory again. I mean, sure. Again, if in that instance, actually in the foot job, if it was a foot job or nothing, I'd probably choose nothing. If it's a fucking thigh job or nothing, I'm probably take the thigh job, but I'm going to feel pretty fucking weird doing it. I wouldn't feel too weird doing a thigh job.
I wouldn't. I want I want my fucking partner to feel something out of it, not just fucking rubbing between that fucking hot dog and bunning it. You know, what is hot dog and bunning it? You know, like stroking in between the butt cheeks. Yeah, I think it's something like that. Yeah.
If you're back there, I mean, I got two holes in my. No, but I don't get to go in there. There's something wrong with the holes you have to do just between. I wouldn't be in that situation. No, you're in this situation.
I'm already in this situation. You can't get out of it. I job fucking hot dog and bun. If I between those two options, thigh job, 10 out of 10 times, I don't see I'd be able to get off rubbing between two butt cheeks. I see fucking my lady's got an ass, but I just don't see how it's going to get the job done.
There's no tension there whatsoever. So I have to have they closed their legs. Just friction at least. Have you ever been in like the weird side of porn? No, this is a good fucking talk. Like get involved. Have you ever been in the weird side of porn hub and seen like really weird shit? Like not like like a legal ship, but like weird shit that they're like, how is that sexual? Like fucking I saw one guy fucking a girl's armpit. Mike, what the fuck is happening there? Okay, so I got two things I want to say. First one, Casey was dodging answering the questions that I did super fucking hard.
So Casey, you got a thigh job fucking hot dog and buns or you got a foot job? Choose one of them. What are you taking? What's hot dog and buns? We just discussed it. You put your dick in between the ass cheeks, but you're not in the hole. He already explained it. Like you slide your dick up and down the ass cheeks, like in between them, but not in the hole.
I don't know, but here's I choose foot job. You chose thigh job. You didn't say that until now. I would choose foot job. What the fuck man? No, I feel like you'd be an interesting sensation because anybody would take fucking tit job. Well, maybe you take a foot job. I don't know. I take a job. I take a job, but like that's not an option. This is a hard question. Casey, you fucking put me on the spot and you asked me 10 questions, 15 questions, whatever the fuck it is.
Every fucking week you answer one for me. Dude, how are you going to get off doing that? Seriously? Would you, do you think you'd be able to? I don't think I'd be sensitive enough. I wouldn't get anything. Even if I was super turned on by the prospect. I don't think it would get the job done. I'm not turned on by the process. I think it could get the job. I'm teasing myself. I want to be in there, not on the outside. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You could definitely, you could get, you could get the job done doing that. You could get your job done doing fucking anything. Maybe you could get it done.
I'm not doing fucking anything. Maybe if I hadn't fucking came or like seen a woman in like three weeks, three weeks. That's a bro. It's overexposure. I go on. I go on Instagram and every fucking week there's a new meme page that just starts posting like chicks. Only fans as ads. You can't fucking go anywhere on social media without constantly seeing three quarters naked women. Yes, you can. We are all exposed. Now you can. You gotta go on the Christian pages. Yeah, well, I'm not frequenting them. I'm sorry.
I'm on the Catholic also overexposed to everything. Now I'm on the Catholic meme pages and they don't post fucking only for fucking desensitized. That's why we have people fucking running around this world. And this is a horrible, horrible thing. And honestly, it's kind of their fault. But there are people who are running around. They can't get off with with participating in like the gender of their desire. They fucking need to watch porn. That is the only way that they can come. And why do you think we have so many genders? We don't have too many genders. We have two genders.
Guys, it's pride month. Chill. I don't care if it's pride month. Do you think genders? You know what the words in pride month demon? Okay, but they love that. They love that. That's in there. Genders are just made up as fetishes. Okay, cool. So it's made up. I see you agree with me. He's trying to lead us into getting canceled is what he's doing. He doesn't actually believe that. But I will say I don't think that there are genders
made up for fetish unless you like you consider yourself like, oh, I'm a furry. That's retarded. I think we can all agree on that. Just if you want to call it a fetish. Sure. And if you're into that weird shit. All right. The point that I was going to make after technical difficulties. Oh, Dan is you look if you want to have the fucking fetish to be in a furry. You want to dress up in costumes and do it. Do I think it's weird? Yeah. Am I going to judge you a little bit? Yes. I'm allowed to do that. But if you want to do it, should you be able to do it? No, I believe you should. No.
You're going to call yourself as a gender, a furry. No. Yeah. Yeah, I can. Fuck. I don't know where my keys are. I might have left them outside. Jesus. All right. What was the point that you're trying to make? Okay. The point that I was trying to make, and I'm going to have to reiterate now because I covered a lot of this, but just to get you guys up to speed. If that's your fetish, if you want to consider yourself a furry, go for it. And when you asked when it's the genders that are completely made up. No, I don't think that they should be recognized as real genders. If you want to have a fetish. Sure.
If you want to make that your lifestyle. Sure. If you want to call that your gender, you've gone too far. You've gone too far. You're getting into the way you're going to be treated medically. You said that like a fucking disappointed dad. You fucking have, man. And like I said, and I bet you even people from the fucking LGBTQIA plus community would fucking agree with me. I'm sure that even they, they might not say it because they want to be all accepting, but they know in
the back of their head, sometimes they see people and you're like, you just think this is a fucking kink.
Bro, I saw a fucking lay them the other day. I saw a lay them. It was a fucking, there was a, like he had like she.
Oh, okay. Get fucked. Yeah. Go continue though. What were you saying there Mr. Quaul? The fucking dude had a fucking beard. It was like 350 pounds and like pink hair. And it was like.
I think furry should get the wall. Preferred pronouns. She, she, her, she, they, I don't even know. Are you proposing that we put the furries in internment camps? No, I'm thinking that we should line them up on a wall and fucking shoot them. Oh, even better. Okay. Okay. Well, I don't know if I condone straight up murder, but I don't think that we should allow them to fucking call themselves fucking furries. Fuck that shit. Get the wall. Like there has to be a line. Casey. There has to be a line. Casey agrees the wall. You're a cuckold.
There has to be a line. Casey agrees the wall. You're a communist. Like Pink Floyd? No. With the fucking wall where you line people up and shoot them for not being communist. You agree with that because you're a communist. Oh, you like the wall. The fucking wall that keeps all the Mexicans out.
Listen, it does it's job.
Let's talk about Badgery Taylor green. I hate her she was uh she gives the party a bad name
She was leading the Senate like she was like the person that was like
You know in charge of the Senate
And for the break and she got fucking she got fucking heckled you see that video dude everybody gets heckled
She ever see the guy the comedian that got heckled and then he got a fucking guitar smashed on his fucking head I
Fucking love those things
Members are reminded to abide by decorum of the house the come on
The fucking Democrats all laughed at her when she said
Coming of comedy
This whole thing we have she's a conspiracy theorist
I
But you shouldn't be the fucking leading the Senate and fucking Congress all right, so here's the sex eyes
Fuck me eyes, all right, dude. Those are fuck me eyes right there
Yeah fire is literally giving me the fuck we're looking at a cartoon flame chick. Here's the thing a little emo Tyler
You can't answer the question
Where did God come from?
It's an unanswerable question God doesn't know where God exactly, but I can't answer the question
Where did the big bang come from so neither of us know no there's no way to prove
But there's no way to prove that you have to admit that there's no way to prove where God came from
Just like there's no way to prove the big break
Nation was made by the creator you fucking idiot
That's a fucking simple fucking fact with that is that who created the creator the creator creates?
Nothing created the creator creator was here, and he was lonely. There's no proof of that
That's a that's an opinion no the creator was lonely, and he wanted to create something so that's a belief though
That's not a fact just imagine if you were an all-powerful being and you were alone
But I just told you right a theory of where the big bang came from but that's just a theory
I can't prove that just like you can't prove this game. This is just a theory
It's called having faith asshole, so I want to I want to hear a little bit more about what you were saying though
We're talking about quarks. Where were you going with works?
Oh, sorry say it so just like particles can pop in and out of existence the universe
Multiple universes can be popping in and out of existence at any time well
There's a lot of when you get into quantum mechanics. There's a there's a lot of things
There's a lot of things that are unanswered like it's the same thing with like how if you I can't remember
You'll probably know what I'm talking about you'll be able to think of the words, but where you
Send I actually think it might be quarks if you send them through a
That's that's for you Casey
Before you doesn't eat you walk a mile in his shoes
All right, but
But
Jesus
But so what I was saying though is you might be able to tell me what the name of this is I can't remember the exact
Term for it it might come to me, but it's where they they fire these particles. I want to say they might be quarks actually
and
When they measure them it's the only thing that they're not able to replicate is which way it's spinning
It's either always going to be spinning clockwise or counterclockwise to make it simple
It's not obviously yeah, but they can't replicate it
It essentially just decides which way it wants to go in in that moment, and we have no way to describe that
There's nothing we can do to manipulate that it just does what it wants to do
I want to say that's quarks, but I'm not I'm not completely positive. I only know that's quantum entanglement
I'm talking of quantum entanglement there well
There are there are particles that spin certain ways and like that's how they get their charges
Yeah, but this that's do you got to look up quantum entanglement because it's different from what you're saying
We're not just talking about that. It's we don't have an explanation for why it happens yet
There's theories, but nobody really fucking knows yeah
Alright, let's take a break alrighty welcome
Coming our guest Neil deGrasse Tyson should be here shortly
Bill Burr, Bill Burr, Neil deGrasse Tyson. They're in the building tonight
They're prepping backstage. They're inside of the the makeup room Lewis CK was here
But then he told me I had to jerk him off so we kind of kicked him out
We sent him out the door he just wanted to take all Casey's weed it was a very awkward confrontation that guy
I almost fought him it was it was it was a bad scenario
Yeah, Casey's girlfriend was not a fan of him we had we had to get him out of here
He told me if I didn't suck his dick. I would never make it in this industry
I almost punched him that this along he was not a fan. He was not Casey with the weed
He really did not like the weed now you hear about what he did with Pete Davidson
He fucking tattled on him to Warren Michaels at SNL
He's like yeah, he said that you smelled like weed Pete Davidson is like
shit like sorry and
And then Lauren Michaels was like our and Lauren was just saying it because he had to cuz Louie complained about and he's like
So maybe don't smoke weed as much. Maybe just keep it in check
He's like yeah, Louis CK. If you're out there fuck you yeah, and fuck you here and and he just comes back with like okay
I guess I'll watch how much I smoke
And nothing changed and they never spoke about it again, and he stayed on SNL until he decided to leave
But so that's something anyways fuck Louis CK fuck Lucy K. All right, we'll be back
Yeah, I know if you can do it from the beginning cuz the yelling part is later in
You might have to fast forward it a little bit
listen, we're back here on Untitled podcast just let it play them and
And you know we lost some things that we talked about
I just want to say if you have a problem with it
Fuck you just go fuck yourself die to the wall with you, too
I mean, it's a fucking free podcast. What do you expect you expect me to have a fucking studio?
Fuck you you check me to have a professional mixer
You must be off your fucking rock. We have a mixer who's fucking high as balls
Do you realize how unprofessional our podcast fucking mistakes happen sometimes?
Sometimes you're six feet from the edge
Oh, man, oh, have you ever seen the video the sunflower this one fire
Just get ready you got like one more minute. I need the same energy
Is this size this worse it's so much you can you can give it a big sniff on that serious bread lines worse
Yeah, he's like fuck that I didn't feel that shit
He's so fucking immune to smelling salts now twice the punch
Yeah, you want the good stuff
Here we go
Oh, it's coming
Never gets easier
Six feet from the edge
Maybe six feet ain't so far
Now call me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm singing
Maybe six feet ain't so far now
Yeah, oh my god
Punched my mouth with the mic
So so what did they miss that we talked about we talked about major Taylor green and how a Nazi anti-semitic
Leading the Senate
Did you see that video of all the Democrats laughing at her no
But before I know you're talking about that blonde check. Yeah measure Taylor green
Yeah, she's a fucking conspiracy theorist but before that
Back to back to the early early part of the podcast. So Dan if you are given the choice of oh shit
What job a side job or hot dog and hamburger? What would you choose?
Oh, it's like a foot job a foot job a nice a thigh job or a hot dog and hamburger
Hot dog and hamburger when you like when you like put your dick in between the ass cheeks
But not in the holes just like in between them from who though from a lady from a lady. Um
Man, you know like oh, okay
But now no, it's a check
Well, yeah, choose one of the three man
You know what they used to do back in the day with hookers as the thigh job thing
They would put put their dick between their thighs and just fuck their thighs. Yeah, and pretend it was they're actually fucking them. Yeah, um
You know, I think I think I'd have to
Feel the situation out and see
You know what parts this person had?
Accentuated because we we all chose different things each of us did I mean dude because he chose thigh job
Yeah, he chose hot dog and hamburger hot dog and bun and I chose a foot job
Let's do process of elimination foot job. No
Thank you. Thank you
I'm not about like bony feet like rubbing my dad. No, no, no, you need some thicker feet with that
Like they got cankles or no, no, no, no, but like there's there's
Think you're one of the foot people
I'm not
Obviously two of them are viable options, you know, I think I'm hot dog hamburger really
Yeah, really feel like a thigh job. You can at least pretend you're doing it though
That's why I chose it
Super tall lady. All right, and you can stand up anything. No, you can stand up while you're doing it
No
You stand up while you're doing that sounds worse job
That sounds worse. Yeah, I'd rather just do that on a bed
Realize you guys are off the rails
No, we're not mr. Fucking hot dog and buns. Is that what you do? Yeah
We really pressure Casey
He did not want to answer he was very did you see the video of Biden eating shit I heard about it
Just like a fucking comic show so it's like you doesn't know where the
Dude they better come up with some new charges for Trump
Bro, he fucking you can hear the crowd's reaction
I gotta see this here. I got it. I got it here. So we don't we had a huge Mike blowout
We have huge issues. I
Don't think I actually saw like stop torturing the guy
At this point it's it's it's it's kind of scaring me just imagine being that guy
Oh, well, it's elder abuse at this point he needs to be evaluated
The crowd like trying not to laugh
They're like
well, the the scarier thing is
What it says about the state of the nation
Yeah, and it's it's kind of him falling almost represents our nation. It does. Yeah. Yeah in that it's scary
It's like foreshadowing. We need to Santis
Dude, I I don't know. I might be too late. I think it is
It might be the end of the American Empire dude, and you know what I like that our fucking population is so retarded
They're gonna fucking vote for this guy again. I really do think they're rolling to a global conflict that
Jumpstart sorry fucking our shit again. Sorry what I meant is that I just I just think it's
Way that America works is if we have a fucking major conflict that we all agree with
Yeah, like if we get into another global conflict that like is like, okay
Either we do this or America doesn't exist anymore. People are gonna be like, oh fuck we got to do something
I don't think you really see the right or the left really
Trying to get involved in like a global conflict right now, but the tensions are brewing nobody wants it here, but
Mac we're gonna vote for in the next presidential
This point now I'm more going in the direction of Trump
Dude, I'd vote for Trump just just as a fuck you to like all this shit. They know vote for fucking Kanye, bro
Let's all vote for fucking Kanye. That's just fucking throwing away your vote
You're throwing away your vote is vote for Donald fucking Trump. I want to see Ron DeSantis
Dude, who am I?
It's the Democrats aren't gonna fucking put anybody else up because they're fucking retarded
They refuse to acknowledge the fact that our president is fucking dementia. Yeah, they're gonna put that dude's fucking skeleton
Yeah, I'll vote for Kanye fucking West
Dude, it's called corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse
Actually, Dan, I think I think you're on to something because if they actually let Biden do these fucking debates
He's gonna get his ass ripped to shreds
He doesn't have the Democrats are gonna see it cuz it's like you could put him up against anybody just of sound mind
Yeah, he's not gonna remember I could run against Biden and win. Yeah
They have to just stop abusing this guy look I honestly at this point like my
And lady for president my standards for you. I'm not old enough. Yeah
Dude oh man, you're just I just missed it just off dandelion II for president
Convicted of a crime though. Can you?
I've never been convicted. Oh, yeah, that would be an egregious abuse of power that you would see over that for
Pockets on the way out
That whole bike thing you got off like innocent with them
Yeah, yeah, it was all traffic violations a lot of them, too
I think I want to think you can be you can run for president as a felon as a felon
Yeah, like there's no there's no rules. Let me look it up. Well, I think I'm Trump's is now convicted of what?
Hey, Siri, can you run for president or no? He's not yet
But he I wouldn't imagine able to write that you're not able to cast a boat that he he lost
The you know, yeah to the to the rape but now he's being trying to be convicted of
Tampering with like like hiding classified documents. No, I mean dude
Does not affect eligibility for president
So what are they trying to do? Yeah, but if you were just trying to hear you have your president
Yeah, it's just a massive smear campaign. That's all it is. I was born in Canada
Like came here when I was like five years old doesn't matter. You're still born in Canada
Dude, I vote for Arnold but Arnold was born in Austria. Oh, yeah, that's right, but you can be governor. Yeah
I'm gonna vote for Trump just to see the fuck
Dude oh, I mean those two it's between I mean that's so obvious I can't even I'm not gonna say anything
This is yeah, but I mean I I kind of want to see the Trump show again
Just because he was so right. It was so just like
It's like everything he said was true. My favorite was like what like when the Democrats started clapping for me
He's like you're not supposed to do that
Was that the town hall I one of them one second I'll pull it up I
Think I think it was the town hall that he did
He definitely does say some shit. It's not really you guys who Trump. Yeah. Oh, yeah for sure, but like he okay
Okay, really exaggerates very frequently, but like in terms of like his his platform. I agree with a lot of it
Dude, there it is here. Just keep to our fucking selves. The thing is is I don't think Trump will get back in
What are they clapping about? I don't remember
What the fuck is that about those are Democrats yeah, they look like a fucking cult
Yeah, remember they were all white that one time
Huh? Oh, there's a OC
Thank you very much what the heck I I don't know I kind of want to see the Trump show again, dude
Honestly, I want to see the sequel. I just think he kind of he just
He inspires a lot more intimidation of to other countries than
The fucking president you need somebody that you know daddy you need a daddy
Do you think that Putin would be fucking with us if Donald Trump was like listen here fucking Vladimir boy
I'm not be going down right now if Trump was in because he's like
I'll be going down right now if Trump was in there's no way trouble be like if you even fucking look at you
Yeah, Russia would have been raped. Yeah, Russia Russia would not have had the balls to do this dude. There's no fucking way
I'm gonna send my guys. I'll send them. We'll send the boys
Dude, you think that that fall on stage is nothing all the president fell that's so symbolic of the United States
Dude, it's even subconscious the subconscious message. It's almost like
People went into the Capitol and overthrew it. It never got over
Right it never it never got over
I just murdered he just murdered Casey
We're so recording. Oh my god
Anybody got any echoes I know no I
There it is fuck though Tyler murdered me
That's why that cut out
Yeah, when we talk about the insurrection right how it wasn't real
How was it really symbolic of a
That's supposed to happen like if enough people are upset about something
They're supposed to march down to the capital fuck it up like that's how our country works
The flood of the tree of liberty must be coded with the blood of tyrants
Yeah
Exactly god damn you make the most conveying argument for me to take a fucking aggressive stance on this
What this is not how I felt about it, but like honestly felt about what felt about the the fucking insurrection as we're calling it
I never I never really thought about that way where it's like honestly that might not be a horrible thing that happened
Oh, no supposed to happen. Yeah, that's that's the whole point. That's that's a good argument. I've never thought about that way
I always thought like ah fuck those guys are extremists dude
What do you think the people who did the Boston Tea Party were they were the biggest?
Assholes because all the other colonists are like dude. It's not that bad. It's a fucking sugar tax and fucking tax
Well, so that's what so this is interesting. Okay, we'll get into that what the sugar tax on the United States
It wasn't that bad, but they're like no because you're just gonna keep fucking making it worse from here
Well, dude, that's the thing. It wasn't that bad compared to the taxes. We have today
It was the taxes that they they fought against Great Britain for they weren't one-tenth of the fucking taxes
Because now we got all this fucking flood in the water we got fucking estrogen in the plastic
Everybody's docile like a fucking like a rabbit and they're like, oh, I'm like, I'm just not
You always save the pod here
I'm good. I'm comfortable. I've got Taco Bell. Why fight back? There's no need to fight back. Just be that style
You gotta start having sex. You gotta start fucking your girlfriend. You gotta start going to the gym
You gotta go camping. You gotta take your fucking masculinity back. That's right fucking sigma male episode, baby
Bring back your masculinity back
Man docile and turned out exactly
You get an axe you go out to the fucking forest and cut down a fucking tree cut down a second tree
Then cut down a third tree and make them in the logs and make a cabin out of those fucking logs
So if you had every man go out and chop wood for an hour before they did anything in the day
It everybody's testosterone go through the fucking room. Absolutely. And then everybody would just want to start a fucking revolution
The bar fight to go through the room we should have we should be able to fucking fist fight each other if we both agree on
Fist-fighting that should be a law that we should be able to fucking fist fight each other
I knew that so many fucking pussies out there. They're like, oh no, we live in a civilized society
It's like no motherfucker if I challenge you to a fight and you accept there should be no repercussions for I agree with that
So long as you can not in New York not New York
Wait, so there's no like there's no like boxing or fighting in New York
So you not you can't you can't do mutual combat in New York State mutual combat is like the I want to fight you
You want to fight me? Let's fight in the street
That's I mean as long as nobody's around nobody's gonna so what you could go to Massachusetts. No, you can go to Nevada
How far is Vermont from here Casey, that's like two hours
No, Vermont the border. Oh like 45 minutes probably not a private 35 minutes
right, but so
Is this route 7 out here? Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, so
Yeah, it's probably 40 minutes
But yeah, like you fucking there's some states where you can ask born that but we live in a fucking
Pussified state where you can't do fucking shit because New York State is a bunch of fucking cowards
Can't have guns we can't fight each other. We can't fucking get beer on Saturday Sundays
We can't fucking do any of that shit because New York
Sunday mornings is they they need to make legislation or make it look I guess why Tyler that's a that's a religious law
It's not actually religious laws. It was a
Actually was under the impression
It's from prohibition, but they're like but they kept the Sunday not being able to drink they also the there's a prohibition law
New York State with which is like prohibition laws
so we still have some of them in that thing because
In New York State you have to have a separate store in order to do liquor and wines
Because you can't go to a fucking supermarket like you can go like in Vermont and fucking Maine and shit
You go to fucking supermarkets. You can buy liquor there New York State
You can't do that. You have to have a separate store for that, but in other states
They don't have that fucking law like that's a fucking law. That's pretty much just in New York
It's it's stupid but like also it's staggering when you go to a fucking supermarket in another state
Yeah, what the fuck they have a liquor store. They have a liquor aisle. Yeah, that's fucking weird
That's not a New York State. That's that's like the liquor companies. No, no, no, that was the that was New York State
That's like an actual law. You can't I don't yeah, but I think it's the distributors
Mm-hmm. If you go to Vermont though, you can get a from Aldi
Which is a half hour down the road from the Aldi in Troy
You can go down there and you can get bought full bottles of wine for like six bucks
Where all these Aldi we we fucking went to Vermont the other day me and my girlfriend spent the day in Bennington
Phenomenal place to go by the way. That's a great fucking town. But um
We stopped at an Aldi on the way back and got a shitload of wine for like 30 bucks
We got like six but what that actually does is when you make it like in a limited supply like that as you make it
Seem like something that's like more sought after I
Guaranteed if you look at the like if people just went into the grocery store and they associated it with food
They'd be less likely to like abuse it because it's just a food product, right?
So if you make it something that you have to get a liquor store, dude, I bet if you look up the statistics
I bet you has a higher instance. I bet you make it a very
I mean the supermarket you see a bottle of liquor and you're like an alcoholic
You like if in New York, they don't have that you don't see liquor out the shelves when you go to buy food, right?
I instantly change my opinion
Change what I just said before that exactly. I just didn't think of that angle
I don't see how it maybe like a one in 200. Well, I mean dude if you're so
Suddenly I'm like, oh shit
No, so fucking gas station in Maine and get a fucking handle a jack
Yeah, I mean god the price is so low
think if you if you
associate the Remy down if you
Associate it with food right and just like a normal thing you see at the grocery store since you're a little kid
You're gonna be less likely to think it's something like edgy and dangerous and want to do it. There's that angle too. So
Look, there's there's there's multiple it's not the truth. It's not like black or white, right? It's multifactorial
Right
Right, it's so it's
There's a lot there's a lot going on
By horse come calm dude stegan. I know
All right. So damn what I wanted to talk to you about and horses come duck
and horse comes
Circle back to that cuz you you fucking have that but
I just want to talk about this real quick. You know all these companies. It's June 1st now. So oh boy
They I know where you're going with they got they got pride month, right?
You know the whole pride month thing for the gays the one thing I'll say. Hold on. Let me finish. So
I got it. I got a picture here and it's got Mercedes Benz BMW Cisco
Bethesda studios all that shit and they all have a rainbow logo. Okay, that makes okay
They're supporting the gays blah blah blah, but in the Middle East
They're their Middle East version of the thing never changes it for for pride month ever really?
So does that show does that show solidarity with that or does that show?
um, is that
Huh, that's that's cut
That's kind of interesting because they're all about showing solidarity until it's gonna cut it on the profit margin
Well, right right like right based around religion
Because if they really showed if they really wanted to show that they were with them
They would do it in the Middle East too because Middle East is a place that really needs that right, you know
Yeah
because you know
But you know, they're not gonna do that because it will come into their profit margin in the Middle East and they don't want
To do that which is really strange that they're all for this
They're all for you know doing all these things for for gay pride month and all that
But when it comes to the Middle East and all their shit, they're like, yeah, we're not gonna we're not gonna
We're not gonna we're not gonna make a rainbow because it's it's like illegal to be a homosexual
Yeah, but if you wanted to show actual solidarity with the gay people you would do that
So it's a fucking cash right? Yeah
It's uh, what's the word for it? It's patronizing. Yeah, so they're just patronizing. They're like, oh, they're just doing a little dance
They're just being babies do a little dance for the gays like look it we're gay, too
We love sucking necks like yes, do you think these companies care about gay people? They don't fucking give no
Yeah, I think they're just trying to say whatever. I think they're trying to cater to their audience
I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing though
No, it is a bad thing just imagine if they fucking they they they they patronize just to us the entitled podcast and they made a
Do is not offend the least
Like if they made a special month for the untitled podcast and it was like awareness for the untitled podcast
And they fucking like made logos all to say awareness. It already exists
We should take that test
Yeah, I actually already have it up. I was gonna do that as the next segment our quick autism test
Sorry to cut you off
Down that road
Yeah, it's it's ridiculous. They'll just they'll do whatever and nothing against sucking decks
I mean, you know again sucking cock. No, I'll do whatever whatever you want to do. This one's a 30 question test
I it's definitely agree slightly agree
Definitely I'll take it to well, I'll take it together
And then agree because we want to gauge the autism
Podcast so this is a test for the podcast not an individual, right?
I'm interested because I think I want to see what it spits out at me. I don't think I want to know
Let's just go through it I pretend I prefer to
Do things on my own rather than with others. It's slightly agree slightly disagree. Definitely disagree
Definitely depends
We're talking about here like give me an activity
Just in general, do you prefer to be on your own or if I'm masturbating by myself? I prefer to be alone
Pretty sliding bikes with a friend slightly disagree, I guess
That's in the middle middle the road for me. I definitely fucking be I like my shit alone
Yeah, Tyler
Depends that's like same thing like
So we're answering the question based off of what we got
agree, then
Yeah, slightly agree. I like that. I prefer doing things the same way for instance my morning routine or trip to the supermarket
Yes, I definitely agree. Yeah, I definitely wing it. I
Dude I do a little bit of both
I like definitely I like have things that have to get done every single day
Yeah, you know what I mean and things that are super routine, and then I have things that are you know
I just wing it like Tyler said
about you Allie Mack
What's the question I prefer doing things the same way for instance my morning routine
I literally up to the supermarket
Yeah, I'd say so yeah, I get thrown off by
I get I get pretty bad brain fog if my routine gets fucked with
Your score was a pot was 28 out of a possible 42
Scores are considered
Of what above
14 and above did I think just the fact that you did it so fast
Well, we're on question number three is indicative of something
I find myself becoming strongly absorbed in something even obsession. Yes
I am very sensitive the noise and will wear earplugs or cover my ears
Oh, yeah, I would agree with that I do
No, no, that's like if somebody like somebody's chewing and you're like
That's what they're talking about agree with that
Sometimes people say I'm being rude even though I think
I
100% agree
Yeah, I think we're neutral I think we are slightly agree them I
Find it easy to imagine what characters from book might look like
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I can I make the whole fucking thing in my head
Then you appear to me. Yeah, I mean I find it easy to talk in groups of people
No depends. I always sucked at that. I can like I can I can take over
Like yeah, I don't I wouldn't think I have any different
I think I think I have the complete opposite thing where like I try to make like the whole thing about me like in a conversation
Like when like not like make it about me, but like try to like just be the one talking. Yeah, we could talk
So yeah
I'd say for me, it's like I'd rather not be in that situation
But if I'm there, I don't mind talking in a group
I just am a little bit uncomfortable by being there
Is it bad that back when I was still on like, you know
Tinder and shit that I wanted to look at myself naked more than I wanted to look at the women naked
Have you ever jerked off to yourself? Oh my god yourself. No
You never had sex with a Mary. No
Everybody did that I didn't want to see what it looked like and I looked at him like oh that's weird
So I'm not gonna do that again. Oh my fucking god. I am more interested in finding out about things than people
You know, I don't like people so I learned dude I get autistically obsessed with things
I learned everything there is to know about it and then I just move on to the next thing
I would say yes, I agree with that. Yeah, I'd say slightly agree
Okay, what was the question
More interested in finding about things the people yeah
That's that question like relates to like the people that are like super engineer
Yeah, like you know, they're just like super into like designing planes and shit like to the point
Like that's all they do even when they're outside of work. They didn't realize they're getting paid to work like playing flight some
I find numbers dates and strings of information fascinating
No
I do actually do you see patterns and like lines of code?
I see patterns, but what about you alley back? Do you see do you find numbers dates and strings of information fascinating?
I'm like neutral on that. I mean if it's
Slightly disagree. Yeah
That's that's the kind of shit there's a kid I'm like, oh my god
There's a kid I went to high school. Yeah, that's fucking Asperger's
There's a kid I went to school with who you could ask him
Any date in history and he would give you a day of the week. It was really really
Really nice kid, but that's like common amongst. Yeah, there's like a trick
Fuck out of here. Yeah, it's just math
Fucking savant can do it in their
April
You tell me this kid was hustling everybody
Yeah, there's a lot of people that can do that. Okay, Casey stop 29th 1998. What day of the week?
I'm not saying I know how to do it
That was a Wednesday
What's all right if this kid was fucking hustling me I'm gonna show up to his fucking house
I'm gonna call it. I'm like dude. Come on, bro
Like a Fred Durst vibe going on
I
Prefer nonfiction books and films to fiction. I kind of like them evenly. I that's tough for me
I like World War two like disagree, but I also like like like warhammer
Like no, I I generally like nonfiction like I get angry. Oh my my girlfriend puts on fiction because I'm just like
I don't have like I don't have the brain capacity after work to imagine things
Like I can't make up like new worlds in my mind. Like we just have to keep this like what's real, you know
I mean, I disagree because
One of the questions coming up
It's gonna fucking make me I'm gonna laugh so hard with Tyler it when Tyler hears it I find it upsetting if my daily
Routine is
Yeah, no, it's a question that I know you're gonna find funny cuz it
They'll come up. I'm sure I'm taking this and I took the one that Dan sent in the chat. That's the one I took
Yeah, 15 questions. This one's apparently 30. Yeah
I
Yeah, it's legit so I'm actually on this like oh shit, yeah, yeah, no my
Well, I'll be careful I say but um, my girlfriend sent it to me and she has a master's in mental health counseling
So her boss who's a PhD said this is the scale you used
Did she hear the podcast? She's like you guys are all autistic. Um, I she she told her boss about it
And she's like it doesn't sound like they're actually autistic
I'm like she hasn't fucking listened to the
You can't describe this shit. She would take she would listen to the first hour and she'd be like, yeah, okay
One of them not even five minutes
Should be like, oh, yeah, these guys are autistic
Just the beginning of this podcast
Yeah
Yeah, I find it upsetting if my daily routine is upset or change 100% yeah
It's never laughed by yourself for no
No, that's why I like me on the spectrum I mean tell us something
Taking this individually
It's difficult for me to understand other people's facial expression and body language, bro, it's too funny. I know
I wasn't being dramatic with this either. I answered everything on this truthfully. I don't have any problems
I'll talk with new people. No, I I like straight up like fucking like like serial killer
Just listen to people's conversations when I'm sitting there for like the first like
My headphones in but they're not playing anything and I'm just agree because like cuz like I try to listen to like the conversations
I try to feel the vibe and then once I ended up fuck like and I'm like, okay
So this person is is this this person's this this person's this am I? Alright, so what personality do I got to bring out?
but
Like Tyler, but like I got like I got like I got like, you know, like serial killer like just go
Yeah
sure
Analyzing the situation. I'm the same fucking way. Oh my god. Are we actually autistic? All right, we're gonna disagree
I notice a very small changes in a person's appearance
No, I I like my girlfriend cut her hair and I didn't notice for two days
Like I don't notice ever. Yeah, I didn't think I noticed shit like that until my girlfriend started calling me out for saying that
She was tired and I was right 100% of the time. I would say I definitely noticed
Yeah, it's like so I guess neutral because me and Dan are slightly disagree. I guess
When I was young I used to play lots of let's pretend or imaginary games. Oh, absolutely
I played that all the time. Yeah, I can't really I don't think I'd be capable of doing that now
But yes, I can say all the fucking time. That was all I've done
Planes I was running around in the woods alone
Pretending I was in World War two at like so did I
Yeah, that was my favorite shit to do. Yeah, dude
I always felt like I was in World War two when I was a kid
Bro, did I come inside and play fucking brothers in arms or Odale 30? Yeah, what a what a game
I like Hell's Highway better Hell's Highway was better. I
Like collecting information about things. I'm interested
That's all this podcast absolutely super that's all just autistic knowledge I like meeting new people focus on yeah now
I would say I don't like people. I don't like meeting new wait
So which one is this is it you like meeting new people or is it is it easily making friends?
I just says I like meeting new people. Oh
I'm like I'm torn between that
I'm torn for sure
Yeah, I don't know
Sometimes I feel like some days. I just like I had enough of my day. I don't want to meet anyone else
slightly disagree
People close to me say I talk about the same things repeatedly
I
Find it easy to work out what people are thinking or feeling just by looking at their facial expression
No, is that autism? No, that's not autism. No, I feel like I get a pretty good read on people
I'm actually no no we can see fewer voids and shit. Yeah, I'm not even talking about that
I just mean like I can sort of pick up like if someone's got something going on
Did we talk about boys like subtle changes in the behavior slightly agree?
I I kind of thought everybody could do that. No, I'm trying to make it sound like I'm a fucking superhuman
Not but new social situations make me feel anxious
Depends on the situation, but yeah. Yes
Like if I'm in a new job or something, I'm not having a good time for at least two months
I went to fucking our friend from from a place that we used to work his going away party and like I was like super like
Autistically like fucking doing like the analyzing conversations for like the first hour that I only talked to beep
It's the fucking first like 30 minutes. I was there. Yeah, it's hard
I talked to be hard not to fixate on it and you just start worrying like how well do I know these people do these
People like me. Yeah, well, that's you don't that's why people drink alcohol. Yeah, and that's why I was an alcoholic for a while
Because there was a fucking party here when I was an alcoholic
Dude, alcohol is a fantastic drug
Bro, just fucking clean that in the glass
Especially for like social situations
Because I literally talked to Beepus and I talked to our boss for the first like 30 minutes
Oh my god
Well, the reason I was an alcoholic was because we had people over to my house all the fucking time and like I would need to chill out
Yeah, so I drink and then I'd keep drinking everyone would be like, holy fuck. He's drinking a lot
Like yeah, man
So I'd keep fucking doing it and I was like the life of the party by the end of the night and then I'd wake
Up the next morning. Everyone's gone. I feel like shit
But then they come back and they're like, come on man. Have a couple drinks keep doing it
Like what you're funny when you drink
Next thing you know, I'm fucking breaking doors because I drank a fifth of
Now I was just saying that's what you're thinking is that they're saying you're weird if you don't drink
I mean remember that time when I went I knew I was weird
I just wanted to go to my room and fall asleep and then I do that and people would fucking knock on my door and
Tell me to come out cuz they were drunk as fuck and they wanted to hang out
Remember that I didn't know why I call my door when I came over and we both fucking drank an entire bottle of fucking vodka
Ourselves. Yes, and it's full alcoholic at that point
I was I that was the first heavily drinking I've ever done in my entire life
And I drank an entire bottle of vodka in one night
And I was fucked up and I stared at a wall for a good fucking hour and that's Tyler
You told us to podcast ago
Going to bed
Then you walked into the basement even though I told you you could sleep upstairs
And then you slept on the floor in my basement
Told me yeah
Oh my god heated blood topic and then I fucking woke up at like 5 a.m.
Cleans your entire house fucking I did yeah, I forgot about it. You fucking like my downstairs was immaculate
And hi fuck it's important that I carefully plan activities I'm gonna do nah fuck I wing it bro
I think wing I say definitely agree. I wing it. It's a fucking wing job
So I mean like I have like a rough plan, but it seems to never go and I was like yeah
I procrastinate into the last possible second. I was so late here
So I guess I'm slightly disagree. I'm seven minutes late everywhere. I go except like here
It's like an hour and a half, but like if it's like
For all you guys I just don't come I'm so backed up
I'm so backed up my balls they hurt
Job I'm scheduled to be at I guarantee to be seven minutes late
I'm a 30 minutes early every single what the fuck everywhere
So the other I'm one or the other I'm either super fucking early like a quarter of the time
Or I'm like no matter how many alarms I set I could it could be a night shift
I could be awake all day have the whole day to prepare be playing video games
And I will still play video games into the last possible
Moment and like get to work like by the skin of my fucking teeth. Maybe not late, but I am such a minute
Maybe not even late, but that's dude
It's like late like on time to me is like say I have to be somewhere at nine o'clock
907 is on time if it's our shared previous employer absolutely both of them actually no
But like my interview not the other one wasn't gonna fire you
That's like my interview for for the place that just me and you worked at I was there an hour early for the interview
And I sat in the parking lot for 45 minutes. I came in I came in 10 minutes early
I felt like but I was in the area like for interviews. That's different. I prepare for that
So I'll be I was like in the area like probably an hour ahead of time got lunch
I was sitting in my car in a fucking suit
Yeah, that's 45 minutes. That's kind of what I did I chilled like in a parking lot across the street
But then beepers came out. He's like what the fuck are you doing man? I'm like I'm here for the interviews. He goes dude come inside
Yeah, I
Hate that shit interviews are so awkward because everybody's working and they were in there
You know, they're just normal uniform and you're walking in a fucking suit
Yeah, cuz that place gave a fuck if you dressed up you and me both got told that where guy
Dude, if you really appreciated if you wear a suit, you're probably gonna get hired
I didn't own a suit before that interview. Yeah, dude. I I have an $800 fitted suit
I have I have a six. I wore it to an interview once and the lady was like, oh by the way
Is that a fitted suit and I'm like it is and she's like I could tell I say
Incredible is the best compliment. Yeah. No because you can see a bad suit a mile. Oh, yeah
Well, like once you see the difference you can't unsee it. I got my tailored to me. Yeah. Yeah, dude. It's it's so worth it
It's been a tax return one year
When you when you fucking when you tailor a suit to you, it looks fucking good, dude. It looks gangster
Yeah, but you got to maintain that body shape to dad
Okay, so that's fucked up. I think do we talk about this? No, I got this when I was 140 pounds
Yeah, I got it fitted and it doesn't take a lot to not fit it. Oh, dude now now I'm like a hundred and seventy hundred
Sixty five. Yeah. Yeah, so that is I can't fit in that I have to have the pants let out
I was gonna say pushing it with even like five pounds if you're gaining in the wrong areas, you're fucked
Yeah for sure like that is a problem this suit
I got fitted like to me like I got that like tailored. Oh, wow
Looks good. That's your girl. You look like Joe hard way in that picture
It looked like you're about to drop a couple
Yeah, God bless
Sorry, not trying to smile. Yeah my fiance
I don't care that much the next question I find it
Next question I find it hard to work out what people's intentions are
Sometimes depends on the person. I start scheming. I think somebody's up to something
What the fuck are they trying to get that?
It's like they're trying to I always think there's some ulterior motive. I think yeah, and I think usually honestly in most cases your guts, right?
But I think it a lot
A lot when I haven't eaten and I'm like angry my blood sugar is low
Yeah, I started thinking the world's like out to get me and then I get a little sugar on deck and I like
Grief for us. I'd be like she brought up she brought up three topics and every time I tried to bring up my own
She didn't respond with nearly as much energy right like fuck. Yeah, you don't like me. I know I don't like me. Fuck you
I was not you go to the abandonment thing and you're like, yeah. Yeah, it's my partner at work two out of the three days
I'm just an asshole
Showing that we are autistic because we keep just
I'm drank. I this is the most I drank on the pod before so I would find it really hard to play imaginary games with children
like
depends
Fuck kids. I fucking hate kids. Wait, did you wait? What?
Wait was he you played imaginary games? No, no, no, no, no, you said I fuck kids
No, I said well I was gonna say I and then I began a new statement and I said fuck kids. I hate kids
Shit
Shit, sorry
You don't need a bleep that or anything, but that was my intention. I didn't mean to say that I fuck kids. I don't fuck kids
Caught myself off then I said fuck kids and like the context of I don't like them
That so there's no pause I
Understand that happen but like just say like I don't know hypothetically
Right you get pulled over and you do all those things where you start a sentence and then start a new one immediately after
I think that could be really bad. Yeah, like you say to the cop
I'm already fucked. I'm drunk right now
Fuck kids get out of the car get out. What the fuck did you just say? Yeah
No, but hands on the steering wheel motherfucker, but they are annoying like the other day. My girlfriend was having a party and
She's like, oh, yeah, by the way, my friends kids are coming. Oh fuck and I'm like god
Damn it, dude. I was just like having a great fucking day thinking about all the things I was gonna do and then she's like
Oh, by the way, there's gonna be fucking kids here and I'm like what a fucking now. I gotta keep an eye on now
I got a fucking babysit. Yeah, God, you can't be dropping f bombs every five seconds
You can't myself. I'm trying to somebody else for like a couple hours
I'm trying to play Grand Theft Auto and I gotta stop when they come in
Yeah, right. We're like, oh like all my friends were like, let's find the hookers, right?
And then the kids come in the living room and we're like, let's obey the traffic laws and let's like drive
Like we're actually trying to drive normally and they're like, oh this game's kind of boring. I'm like kids
They're gonna want to play right the fuck out of my living room, right? They think everything's about them. Yeah
Yeah, I think we should I fucking hate kids. I agree. This game is about obeying traffic laws
And learning how to drive next question. I would find it really hard to play imagine. Okay, we did that
I am good diplomat and help ease difficult social or work situation. I
Yeah, yeah, I'd say I'm pretty good at playing mediator. I am often the last person to understand a joke
We'll come back to that
Something I've noticed about you. Yeah speaking of being a mediator, right?
This is how you know that Ali Mac is a true sage
Because like I'm a big fan like I alright
So I try and like any time I talk shit about somebody I try and say something good about the person
So I try and keep it balanced
Like I try and look at the good too so that I can talk a little shit about them, right?
And you try to talk shit around Ali Mac and Ali Mac has got nothing but good things to say generally
like
So you're kind of a sage in the way that like if I was trying to like like Sam rub the two sticks together trying to
Get a little gossip going. Yeah, it won't why it won't light without a Mac
I was just it goes in one ear and out the other because he doesn't he just doesn't engage in that kind of shit
I've noticed that about and I'm the guy just dumps lighter fluid on it. Yeah, I
Like here like a quality wait, do you mean talking shit about like each other here?
Like he doesn't have anything bad to say about you
Well, no, you know, I have not what he's saying
When when I've tried to like when I've tried to throw in and get a little fire started with some like gossip
Yeah, you'll just deflect it
Just bounce off and I'm like, oh
Here I
Try to keep someone try to keep conflict away. I noticed I'm a man because you're a mediator. I love conflict
I mean I like it too. I'm lost. Oh, yeah. No, I like if two people are sort of really go at it
You gotta throw something in there
I'm drunk. I didn't hear him. Fuck. I'm awesome
But that's just because I'm so fucking retarded it takes me time to process it yeah, I like doing things spontaneously. Yes. Yes
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that one doesn't require discussion
I am interrupt if I interrupt doing something I find it hard to get back to
Patterns and things all the time. I do I do that. Yeah, I
Have some very strong interests and get upset if I can't pursue them. I yeah, absolutely. Oh, yeah
vitamins last
Last question I can
I can tell someone that I am talking I can tell if someone I'm talking to is getting bored. Yeah. Yes
Questions back
Yeah, I know that's why you have lots of the joke question at the Addy. We're going rapid fire with these fuckers. I think that's the end. The results indicate that you experience many typical signs of autism
Sixteen borderline indication of autism. I took the adh test. I got a hundred on it. Six
Oh thirty if I took that I would I would score above. Yeah, it's a seek medical medical attention
Give me a score. I'm a DD. I
Don't have the hyperactivity, but my brain just is a fucking mess, but I'm not let me just find an ADHD test
I'll take it because I'll be able to take it like you heard it here for her
You hear you heard it here first folks on top of podcasts borderline offices, so
We're not pinned in the red, but we're in the yellow borderline
Or do I ADHD test for adults instant ADHD tests are times of autism doc?
dude, I
I could give you
Real life examples of every single one of those questions
My girlfriend said that she took the test like for me and she was laughing out loud
She's taking it because it was so so much like me
The
Weird thing is though. So do you have this do either of you got well all of us were we're in couples here
Do any of you feel that your partner is as autistic as you because with me my girlfriend is like a looking into a fucking mirror
She's just as fucked in the head as I am like now like now that we're both in school
Departure are a fucking apartment is a disaster
Because it's like a fucking bomb went off. Yeah, we're both up to our head in school work
We probably have the time to clean
But we're both just like I feel like I put enough work in today
And if I try to clean tonight like I'm gonna have no effort if I go to school tomorrow
And like that's the way we both look at that issue. Yeah, like it's I don't know. It's bizarre. She's like
That's not necessarily the best thing. It's funny
We laugh about it, but at the same time like when your flaws are the same it can be bad
Yeah, no, cuz then you're gonna make a kid. It's got like double those flaws
Yeah, because that shit the autism is very often like especially ADD and ADHD. They're very often hereditary
So it's ADHD isn't autism
But it is it but it's group. No, it's not it's not
It's it's put in it's on the spectrum. I don't think it is
It is on the spectrum. Yeah, it is. Is it? Yeah, I'd rather say I'm on the spectrum. I mean obviously it's like the most entry level I think
Anybody who's on the spectrum just looks at just the autism light ADD. It's like yeah
Sure autistic whatever. Yeah. Yeah
Like you ever bought a fucking fedora. No, I didn't think so
All right, so
What the fuck was I gonna question here got a question for Tyler?
Tyler are you with us?
Tyler no, that's enough
Tyler if God exists, why do you men have nipples? Oh that that's a good question. That's a good fucking
Yeah, because we all started off with 2x chromosomes we ended up getting a Y eventually and we all have nipples because of that
It's a solid response. So why did God make it that way? Oh
God the comeback God needs to work in the in the in the rule. I just said, you know, I'm just gonna make
Interrupt you were answering your question. So let me fucking answer the question God get interrupted
I find it very hard to get back to what I was doing
God created the constructs that he needs to work within so he made fucking human
what I'm trying to say here is that
Evolution has vestigial traits or there are there are there's proof of evolution. You say
All right. All right
so I wanted to bring this up for a little bit and the two times I have since we came back since it's been a
Sunset, I guess it's no longer with us that part of the podcast. We're gonna go back into the false vacuum decay theory
Oh, yeah
So I'm really hoping I'm sober enough to describe this as well as I did and the deleted portion of our podcast
but essentially what the false vacuum decay theory is is
Are you familiar with what a Higgs field is?
Is that something to do that?
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, so it's kind of that so essentially the theory is that
that Higgs field
It's we believe it right now to be
Can I say something? Yeah, I think that that Jersey
Looks very good on you. Thank you. I think I think you're teddy bear
Always so well dressed when you come over here, that's because I just got to work
I know but you get the polo the the pants that just
I'm just saying that Jersey. It just has I think it's the black
It's the colors, right? It's the color scheme. I'm not even a Panthers fan
But like I like the player and the jerseys are fucking it looks good on you. I would feel wearing that jersey
I would feel wearing that I would feel confident doing just about anything
But anyway, go ahead
Okay, so so we're
Thank you. I appreciate it
But so we're talking about the Higgs field here
So it's essentially so, you know, it's you don't need to know really what it is essentially
It's the belief that we think it's stable, but it may be in a state where it's metastable where it's
stable in its current
Spot but it also essentially it could be more stable than it is if the right things were to happen what those things are
We don't quite know
One college course
I'm talking like a science guy. I'm like why the fuck am I?
I am like it's not stable. It's perhaps
particle physics
Dude, I fucking told you guys
episodes ago, I like reading about fucking quantum mechanics and everybody just dismissed the fucking comment
So everybody's blown away that I thought about it. Okay, so metastable is like a horse stable. It's an no
Oh, but in the meta so so the anecdote I used before was
So the anecdote I used before is imagine a hammock between two trees
It's stable because it's anchored to the two trees, but it could fall to the ground
Nothing, don't obviously the trees preventing it from doing that
But let's say it's slipped it could fall further to the ground where it would be at its stable state
Essentially, that's what we're saying could be going on with the Higgs field
So by the process of quantum tunneling, which I'm not even gonna try to explain because I don't understand it either
but it's essentially saying that
What if somehow that Higgs field our little?
Fucking
What what was the thing?
Did the thing in the trees god damn it damn it? Yeah
Yeah, so what if our what if our hammock fell from that tree and landed in its more stable position, so?
Essentially it would make every atom at the site of that occurring
Release all of its potential energy immediately
So it essentially would just explode and that would set off a domino effect to all of the atoms next to it
And it would keep expanding and expanding and expanding at the speed of light
So if that were to happen, there would be no way that we would see it coming
It would instantly wipe out everything and because it's destroying the atom
It's destroying the atoms themselves themselves and making them completely still that means that light wouldn't exist
That means that gravity wouldn't exist time wouldn't be a concept because there would be no gravity
Nothing has any mass anymore. So it would just essentially destroy the universe as we know it there would be nothing but
The one thing that we have that could potentially save us is because we live in an expanding universe
Or stretching universe is a better way to put it. It's possible that the universe might be stretching at a rate
It's possible the universe might be stretching at a rate
It's possible that the universe may be expanding at a rate greater than that in which this fucking catastrophic event is occurring
So for all we know because the beers I'm not gonna go into the observable universe
We have no fucking idea how big our universe is. It could be infinite. We don't fucking know but
It's possible that these things are so far away if they're occurring
They're never going to make it to us because the rate at which space expands or it's possible that the universe is expanding at a rate greater than that
At which space expands or it's possible that it's just billions and trillions of years away and it just occurred ridiculously far away
Or it might not happen at all. It's just a fucking theory, but it's kind of scary that existential threat
Can wipe us out like that you would have no idea
I feel like scientists a lot of times fuck that they just get paid to like come up with like an imaginary
I took a test for 15 minutes and like oh, yeah, we'll do a small one-time fee for you to get your fucking
That's why Tyler hasn't talked in 10 minutes
I hate to break it to you. You're autistic
No, this is ADHD. You have ADHD. You do. I can tell you that. I've diagnosed ADHD
Schizophrenia
Borderline personality disorder
Actually, I have I think I have the real one. Hold on. I might have a real one from a psychiatrist that you can take
I already know I fucking
I'm diagnosed with a severe ADHD
Like severe
Anyways, what the fuck are you talking about the Halleran Collider or some shit? The topics been finished
I said what I fucking Netflix said that you you can't fucking share passwords anymore fucking stupid
I canceled my membership. I hope they fucking burn in hell. Mm-hmm
That was the easiest decision. I've made in my life act like I don't know how to fucking torrent. I used limewire
Motherfuckers, I'm wire was like fucking fucking the prostitute without a condom on Kanye underscore West
underscore colon
Heartless dot MP3
Ended up being a porn video
Yeah posted by xx underscore headmaster underscore xx
I don't know if this guy but Kanye was walking around looking like Batman dude fucking tack
Fucking so it was wearing blue socks fucking looked like Edward
Those are names black off the rails no shoes on
Next to his next to his girlfriend that looks identical to a fucking female Pete Davis
He does not look like a female. She does she looks uncannily. Have you seen the titties on her? Yeah, she obviously
She's a female. I'm not disagreeing with that
I'm saying the facial structure if if Pete Davidson were a chick that would be his fucking girlfriend
He would not which is hysterical considering that's who Kim ran to he would not okay
We gotta talk about someone better than fucking Kardashian drama. No no no he would not have that big of titties if he was fucking a woman
I'm not talking about what tits he'd have I'm talking about the face here. I think I'd have pretty you know normal-sized tits
I don't think I'd have big tits or small tits, but I'd have like a you know middle-of-the-road tits if I was a woman
You know okay, okay? All right. Yeah, you got ADHD
I got a segment for you here. Fuck you
I have that actual test here for you, but it's all filled out
You're gonna see all my answers that I submitted
Fuck you in your segments all right here we go. Where's my arm?
This is different. This is different actually this is not about just out torturing Ali Mac
Welcome to jeopardy
Oh shit fuck yeah man. Where's my arm? Oh I'm so pumped for this. My name is Alex Trebek. We're gonna make idiots of ourselves
I'm here with three people that just took an autism test and proved that they actually have autism
Hey, it said I'm likely to be on the spectrum in my defense
Yeah, so we're playing jeopardy we got we got a board here. We got around the jeopardy
The
What do I say?
The the values on the board are two you're not gonna be able to see it, but it's 200 400 600 800 a thousand
All right
And what are our categories back?
God damn it and he turd Ferguson up in this bitch
Fucking Sean Connery. Yeah, it's a cool hat. It's big
Come to the
Here with the day the lady from New York, he's a medical technician
Kind of guy
See you're wearing a MAGA hat you you vote for Trump in the next election. Yeah
I am Alex
This is old fucking guy running the country now is really fucking things up
I'm sure but the other guys served is where the Panthers Jersey. He has a bills keychain and he's a Charters fan
Actually, I don't have a bill change talking about but yeah, I used to
We got Tyler Lee wearing a cowboy hat
I'm here. Mr. God damn right or there things like
No, we're good, okay, no more slamming the fucking water
It's a titty cup. Okay. All right categories. We got categories here US presidents
science
movie titles
Cardinal directions, that's where the answer is a direction
potent potables
And world capitals, okay
Since since Ali Mac is tortured every episode will have him pick the first
Topic what are the categories?
I'll do science 200
First round the Jeopardy rap
Science 200. All right. Here we go the make of a car. All right, everybody is everybody ready?
Yes, cuz all right. It's gonna be like the first one who shot out the right answer
All right, it's gonna be like the first one who shot out the right answer. Yeah
Yeah, it can't be the first one who shouts out the right answer. Yeah, you don't got buzzers. Let's say
Yeah, exactly. We'll do that. All right. Wait, but the person who asks the question also gets like that little buffer
Yeah, and the show they do now that would be too hard to do in this fuck that just go
All right, you ready? Yeah the the make of a car and an early inventor Tesla
All right, Dan, yeah the board had you won 200 points, all right next category you can pick
But one of the categories
US presidents science movie titles cardinal directions. I'll take science for 200
Is just go like just sneak through just that cuz we're gonna ask
Size for 200 so you want to go for 400. Yeah, no just go
Five questions. Okay fine, whatever
Yeah, science for 400 get it going and e equals MC squared C stands for this
See, yep equals MC mass times
It's oh, what is acceleration? No fuck you had
Mass times gravity gravity. I got it. I got one calculation. No
Ferguson that's my name
Mass equals
No equals MC squared. Okay, so it's energy. That's the formula for energy. What would that be fucking part of mass?
What is circumference? What is velocity?
What is weight
Cartoon is the speed of light. I wasn't gonna get that
Dan your choice again
I think science for 500 science for 600
Darwin did his research. Oh, wait, we're a daily double
What what are the Galapagos
Oh, we'll give you six hundred sincerity you only had 200 to wagers
So you got 800 dance got 800 Wow, yeah
All right off Dan next category Dan
What is the next category so that you can pick anything US president science movie titles cardinal directions science
science
science for 800 yes
The process by which plants make energy and
He buzzed in first
What is what is photo sent in first
Oh, he said what is fun? Oh
Go off Casey I got no points for fucking you mother fucker. I'll kill you. You think this is a joke? Huh?
It's a fucking joke Alex. I'll fucking hang you next category
I think
Look I'm on your side bro. Look at me fucking work. So fucking leave
Right fucking Casey just zigzag him
What's on the board we need variation here?
Oh god, we're going to the Remy
Tyler with next category movie tells for two Jack's Jack Dawson is the king of the world
and
Titanic what is Titanic?
Okay, I'll give it to you
Yeah, you fucking douchebag. They give it to the people on the show that correct themselves fucking douche
Fuck you got this Remy's making me angry next next
Let's do movie titles again fucking why not or movie titles for four
This Stephen King adaptation was released in 1980
Pet cemetery wait no no, what is it? What is it?
Yeah, but I didn't say what is
Oh
Yeah, what is the shining oh
Fucking Stanley Kubrick
It's right there
I'm gonna go to the next category time
movies
600 this movie starred Robert Dean Robert De Niro Joe Pesci and Ray
What is good fellas? I fucking I think we should just shout out the answer for now. Yeah, the buzzer doesn't make sense
Fucking whatever who gets the points on that one he does. Oh, yeah, that's the last time it's sliding though Dan
All right next category dad we got US President science movie titles cardinal directions science
$1,000 these are the two main chemical elements on the periodic table that make up the Sun
I'm gonna say Jim and I did him
What is carbon and hydrogen
I was really confident that one
What is
We don't know it it's shots in the dark here, what is it?
Times up the answer is hydrogen helium. I thought I was honest
Yoda dies in this movie
And the synth fuck return to the Jedi is return the Jedi
Motherfucker speak up we're done with the buzzer
Movie titles again
For a thousand for 800 actually, I know that was 800 for a thousand
Oh, this film was incorrectly awarded best picture on stage at the 2017 Oscars
2017 what came out that year motherfucker. Hey, what are we using? We're using computer aids here
Wolf of Wall Street
I thought that was early. I thought that's 16. He's scrolling
Timers up times up that was moonlight
Into that video where they were awarded best picture to the wrong movie
All right, we got
Categories US presidents cardinal directions potent potables and world capital. What the fuck is pulling potable? It's about drugs
That sticks with me because we haven't fucking get yeah fucking potent potables
first state to legalize marijuana a recreational
Shit
Soon as you said that I thought yeah one of those next up titles
US presidents cardinal directions potent potables world capital
Potent potables for 400 number of lines to make little people feel fine 11 16
What the fuck that's that it's 16 on one is to
16 lines what is 16 lines you fucking ass
What is
Recently
Nobody's got a question. We've got the question. I did I said what is
First I said 16 lines first. He said 11. All right next next topic give me a tip
Fucking too. That is a petite adagio
Ape tit fucking a pit brow
potent
Ate it this liquor is made from sugar cane. Oh and fucking what is rum?
correct
I said what is congratulations Tyler fuck you fucking
Fucking a pit
Potent
Under it street name for Walt Smith and breaking the head
Blue sky was crystal. What is crystalline? What is blue sky? It is blue sky. Yeah, that's Tyler guy
800 I mean there's a couple names, but yeah, the nickname is blue sky
So a quick scoreboard here got alley back 1400 Dan 1600 Tyler 2600
Daniel 2600 next category time Ram 2600
What is can I look at the board?
Do we need to get up we're gonna just break shit
Oh
Shit this president died one month after his inauguration due to contracting pneumonia during his speech
Coolidge here's Calvin Coolidge Harrison, which one?
What is Harrison?
William Harrison
What is William Harrison? He didn't say what is I said what is?
William Henry Harrison
Thanks, let's do the next president
Only president to be the son of a former president besides George W Bush. What is FDR Teddy Roosevelt?
FDR
What is Teddy Roosevelt?
Hold up fucking douchebag, where's the timer go up? Yeah, just fucking
The answer was John Quincy Adams
Next topic Tyler
President this category this president ended the Vietnam War
Who is Nixon who is Lyndon B Johnson Nixon?
I feel discriminated against that the presidents are in there Dan's pick for category
I
Also known as acid or LSD
I'm DMA. What is that's ecstasy? Um, what?
What is LSD?
The question again also known as acid or LSD
What is those are the only two names for it? What is the what is LSD?
Something acid
What is the surgical side of subtle dialectic? What is lysergic acid diethyl?
Next time tip of my tongue Dan's pick for next category
World capitals card directions the cardinal directions
Okay, I don't know what that means the answer is a direction like north southeast west or like right or left
Could be north northeast
East southeast. Yeah, you know so compass directions. Yeah
Albuquerque, New Mexico and the name of an airline
I think Tyler got that he said what is I'm too drunk for this these questions aren't even a register
Directions for four fucking compass what compass for?
Cardinal
Shit how much you wager in what you want to risk you got three thousand two hundred
You're gonna risk 200
All right, we got daily double from 200 the capital of this Dakota is Pierre
Wait, what you started the the cap? You don't get to do this
All right, he said south
I'll stay till the end. What is south?
the south
Got it $200
So you got what 400
Yeah, doubles it so yeah for
next category
Let's do the west
directions
All right directions for a hundred
Directions for a hundred
We are back
We are back cardinal directions for 800 Perth to Sydney, Australia
What Perth to Sydney Australia, what is south? What is west? It was north
What is east?
Everybody got what is east?
That was $800 for Alibak
Are you kidding me?
Next next guy where I'm back. Um, there's only four directions. Give me give me give you again
So presidents is that wash presidents cardinal directions world capitals. Let's do world capitals for 200. I
Don't know him
Just use category that Canada. What is a country to the north of the u.s.
What is Ottawa? Oh
Right capitals of the right. I forgot about the category
Trying to define Canada, I was drunk I forgot category
The last present the file no, there's a hundred it's a badass movie title the final president
President the file. No, there's a hundred. It's a badass movie title the final president
400 no, there's three
Really? You're gonna risk 400. Yes. All right. He became president after the assassination of William McKinley
Who is Monroe, oh that is fucking correct
400
Authorize the use of atomic bombs on Japan during World War two
Mother fucker, how do I know? Yes
No, who's LBJ I
Can see his stupid glasses face glasses glasses glasses
That would be Harry Truman fucking Christ
fucking suck it
knew that mother fuckers big give me a direction directions for a thousand
Mississippi in relation to Alabama to south
What is west what is north? What is he?
Mac what is south you're wrong?
What is west south west east?
No, it's west
Oh
Fuck actually was a little bit of thought put in time. That wasn't just me being a deck last category world capitals
the Netherlands
Our terrible plans is to Intelligibility
Wait, where's the question? No, it's the categories world capital
What is Oslo no, it's Norway
I ran
Oh fuck what is Qatar?
Yeah, it's not Qatar what does that get no
What is Baghdad Oh
Fuck fuck fuck wait, what is Kabul? No
Tehran I didn't run I've heard it
What did I say? Qatar? Yeah. Oh man cuz I was thinking
Baghdad's Iraq isn't it?
World capital's for 800
I was thinking it's the only it was the only five black star airport in the world
Which means it's the most dangerous airport to fly into it's Tehran. I thought it was Qatar
Yeah
Peru
It was Lima
Oh wow
Wow
Ali Meck with 800
He's got 4000 now
World capitals again last question
Norway what is Oslo? Oh Ali back you got it
All right, let's play final jeopardy the
scores Ali back 5000 Tyler 4600 Dan 2600
So you can only risk that much
Stay on Facebook and get the other true to true fight damn. What were you at?
2600
I'll do a true final jeopardy fucking I think we shall do a true final jeopardy. What does that mean?
I'm in for that. It means you it means you risk everything. You don't have to do that. I'm gonna risk
You have to you if me and him are already risking everything. It doesn't matter. It's whoever
You're all risking everything
All right
The well, what if I tell you the category first the category? Yeah, you need to do that. Yeah, that's the fucking deal
I rescind my previous offer the category is money
Oh god, he's gonna ask what presidents on a dollar bill. I can already fucking tell
Yeah, I can't I can't put the
Can't risk that I'm betting it all
I'm gonna wait though. You gotta text me your wagers cuz you can't know what you put each other's risking
I don't care what anyone says. I'm betting it all
Oh, we already know Tyler's gonna Tyler's gonna bet it all
Do we have to like text you our answer yeah, yeah. Oh shit. I got a text
I'm gonna text you your wager. I'm gonna text you your wager. I'm gonna text you your wager
Fuck how much money do I have?
5,000
bet it all
No son, I'm not a doctor
I
Don't know what thought process went into actually
Categories money the question is this president is on the half dollar bill text me your answer
Half dollar
Coin wait no allowing to text the answer that opens the fucking door. No cuz you don't want to know what each other says
On the half dollar coin
I sent you it you get time for these ones. Just give me a minute
Have one of my wallet actually
Hey, don't look whoa, there's multiple half dollar bill or
Okay, there's a there's multiple half dollar coins
There's only one man. I'm dollar. Yeah, it's a dude who has like the flat top looking thing
If you can picture it, you know who it is and now I don't I can picture the coin
I have no fucking idea who it is. I
I have some so I don't have to modify it, but
You have to write I said I said what is I should say who is yeah, no I got you
All right, I'm just gonna fucking fire something away
All right, let's uh, it's real about the correct answer was
Dan said John F Kennedy
He was correct. Yeah, baby. He got to us JFK. So he's got 5200
Tyler also said JFK
Sayonara boys. I went through first round of the game
I'm gonna go with the answer. I'm gonna go with the answer
I'm gonna go with the answer
Also said JFK. All right, sayonara boys. I went through first to last
4600 times two
Tyler wins
Says who who is
Lyndon B Johnson
No idea what the guy was Tyler way he's a 1899 Tyler wins
Wants dude. I literally he's got 3200. I only know it's definitely
all right. The two losers are smelling so
no you got to use the red line. Yeah, yeah, you got it. It's got
we got it.
I tried to that was an assault that wasn't even nice
Dude I'll be I'll be I'll be true with it. I'll be true with it
That was good
Tyler wins
I lead before the wager I consider to win on my end
Tyler wins
Oh
The only technical difficulties just keep getting worse
Tyler wins
Yeah
That was good. I like Jeopardy. It's fun. I like Jeopardy way more than who wants to be a millionaire
Me too
You're the only one who ever does who wants to be a millionaire
Tyler wins
I don't enjoy it
We do it every week in case he always chooses topics that I don't know about
Tyler wins
I'll ask questions about the theory of relativity next time
Honestly, I'd fare better than if you asked about presidents
Dude the presidents once is what fucking got me through that the presidents and fucking
I don't know any of that
Oh my god that that saved my ass
The capitals did and I fucking would have had Ottawa, but I was fucking forgot what the category was in my head
The country north
It's like the definition of Canada is ah
The country to the north of America
I fucking knew it was Ottawa
Alright so
Tyler wins
What was the other
Oh
Yeah
And we're cancelled
What was the ah
Fuck there was one other thing we wanted to talk about with Dan that we talked about from the
Oh the fucking ah the conspiracy about the fucking NFL player
What? What about him?
Pat Tillman
I've heard the name
He was in the NFL from
Nineteen in ninety eight to two thousand two and he signed up for the military after World War
After World War nine eleven
But he signed up for the military after nine eleven and like
The military is kind of using him as like a poster boy is like like signing up for the military
But he was writing a memoir about his time in the military and it was like an anti-war thing because he realized how shitty
War was and how shitty the things that they were doing over there was
What is it good for man?
But ah he ah
Absolutely
Nothing
But he ended up getting killed by friendly fire
But the conspiracy is that the United States government tried to cover up that he got killed by friendly fire for a couple years
And they actually told his family that he got killed by ah the Taliban
Oh shit
But like they and then they burned his body and they burned his memoir
Get the fuck out of here
That's true yeah
Really
So I didn't see anything about the memoir his buddy says that it was kind of sketchy about just how
So the new the reason the news got reported to the Afghans and everything the conspiracies that I were reading which I'm not discounting you
I'm just saying I couldn't find yours
Um where that it was just like they didn't want it to be known that it was friendly fire and it sounds like it was a mistake
But it is kind of sketchy too because the guy who shot him said like I kind of saw that he was wearing a US uniform
But I still pointed my m4 at him and put seven rounds in his chest
Do you think it's plausible that the government would kill that guy just for speaking out
Just to cover up their own
Then why is it possible
I think he could
Why is it possible that Joseph Pfeiffer was a crisis actor
Who's Joseph Pfeiffer
I'm not doing this
That guy in the 911 video
Okay see where's the Remy at
Give me the Remy
Yeah I mean dude I don't know
I don't know the military spends an incredible amount of money
But he was like being used as like the poster boy for recruitment
Yeah and they spend a lot of money on that stuff
Like the whole movie Top Gun
That was funded by the military
All those movies like the movie The Guardian
Have you ever seen that one
Those are all funded by the military for recruitment
Right so they
They don't want that bad press
They don't want the bad press but at the same time there's not like one person who's
Like spending all the money
So it's not like they would
It's not like there's really too much to gain by killing him
You know and it's like there's a lot of people that speak out against the military
But like just as their poster boy
Cheers
Oh we got ice
Yeah I mean
Dude you know Chris Kyle was a fucking fake
He was a massive fake
Like that whole American sniper bullshit
That I'm sure that movie was all funded by the military
He wasn't like stolen valor though was he
Well he did lie about some of his awards
Yeah he didn't
Yeah he was a sack of shit dude
Like fucking
Did he kill himself
No he got fucking lit up by a PTSD riddled vet at a firing range
Yeah
Yeah so I think that he made up a whole lot more than they say
And I think that it's a similar thing
They wanted him gone
Yeah
Because they didn't want him to tell the truth
About what he knew
About how the military made up
I think they made up most of it
Like the American sniper bullshit
Yeah
I think it's all trash
Oh yeah he's like a wargo
He's like Uncle Sam
Is this still recording
Yeah
Oh okay I was gonna say everybody's like wrapping up
The live light is off
The live light fell off
Casey's taping it back up
There we go
It's just taped up I love that
I love that it still works
We are live
That's awesome
Technical difficulty
How much was that
Oh I don't like 30 bucks
I was gonna buy one for the thing
No do you still have the tape
Yeah
Give me the tape
Why
I'm gonna hang up something
Oh that's fucking awesome
With the lights off
Fucking Mike Irizioni
1980
Lake Placid baby
Fuck yes
Say fuck yes
Casey you hate that meme
Don't act like you like it
Well I gotta have to get home
Gotta keep working
Oh jeez
Alright
To work for another hour
Damn Daniel
We gotta
Well
I might have to continue
Here
What time
What time do we have now
With what we have
12.23
No I mean
With how long the podcast is gone
Oh 1.58
Holy shit
Yeah that's not
That's not horrible
Could wrap it up
I thought it was shorter than that
You guys can keep going
I can
Nah I'm fucking tired too
Alright
Ali Mack let's go
Yeah for once I'm not tired
But I'm too drunk to go home
I can't fucking drive right now
You're trapped
Casey's just gonna keep you
In his basement for a while
I'm chilling for a while
Casey wants some new ghost adventures
Yeah
Casey's just gonna keep you
In his basement for a while
To do podcasts
It's like how a horror movie starts
The podcast
When I say I'm done drinking
He just fucking roofies me
He keeps me in the chair
He keeps me talking
Tyler wins
Where's that tape
He texted me
What do you say we tape up Ali Mack
Oh shit
Yeah I'm good
How about we play a game
Sorry boys
Oh yeah
I'm sorry
I'm sorry boys
I'm gonna drive home tonight
Every question he gets wrong
We tape up one more body part
Yeah I'm not gonna
So if he gets it wrong
We tape up his legs
Yeah you can go fuck yourself
I'm good
I do have lines here
Oh so I heard the song
There's a line that will not be wrong
I know that'd be fucked up
If something happened
I feel so bad
Tyler wins
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I'll make it to the page
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We need him on here
Get the fucking get it going
Tyler wins
Join us next week
Where we tape Ali Mack to a chair
And force feed him ghost peppers
Just kidding he's probably gonna flake if that's the case
And Bill Burr
Wow school got real busy all of a sudden
Sorry guys can't make it
And Bill Burr shows up
Yeah Bill Burr will be here next week
He was in the building tonight
Whoa
Next week featuring special guests Bill Burr and Kanye West
Whoa
Alex Jones will make it
Super speed
Oh
How have you guys not cut the mics yet?
Yeah of all the shit
What kind of duct tape is this bro?
Dude that is weak as shit
I'm trying to tape the kids legs together
And he just ripped it
Alright so I'm gonna go upstairs now
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For all we know robots have souls
We just don't know if they do or don't
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuckin' no
I see some little dubby sack right?
No no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole
Yes we are
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts
Extended episodes
Where the fuck did the skirmish come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese
Aliens exist as we speak
Somewhere in China
In some base
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall
Anthropoclesautron
They have dread
They're super soldiers
Then they are extraterrestrials
They are aliens
What do you hope?
I do not negotiate with them
I decide what?
This
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We gotta go to the fucking moon
Because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government
He got killed by the CIA
JFK was killed by the government
Before my eyes
While holding their pulse
Feel them die of this virus
You feel bump bump bump
Beeeeeep
Nothing
They're fucking gone
I've seen it happen
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you
That you are going to be able to raise
And they are going to make them so fucking real
They're going to sink money into them
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real
You can cut it open
You're going to see blood cuts
No circuitry
But let me tell you their technology
Makes it out of social biology
Which by the way big brother
Is the overlord
We're only living in the third dimension
HOOOOOOP
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator
Okay
I'm not fucking lying
It's fucking real
Okay
Look it up
He says that he was doing this shit
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust
He says that he was doing it just to survive
But he fucking loved it
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit
George Soros is the fucking devil
Okay
He's not fucking doing this shit
George Soros is fucking evil
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit
Just don't fucking get it okay
Everybody like
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there
Fuck Trump right
Fuck Trump
He's not the actual fucking leader
It's George Soros
It's Bill Gates
It's fucking Elon Musk
It's everyone out there
Everybody says
Elon Musk is so cool
Everybody
You're saying
Elon Musk is so cool
He made like a place for all this shit
The actual government is trying
The actual full government
Which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis
Are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking the Holocaust
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking bill
He's fucking fucked