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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuckin' no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.

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Extended episode. Where the fuck did the skirmish come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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Where the fuck did we meet? Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Anthropoclesautron, they have dreaded super soldiers.

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I do not agree with that. I do not agree with that.

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You're gonna go off to stand and marry some rich prick who your parents will approve of and just sit around with the other trust fund babies and talk about how you went slumming too.

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This song is called I smoke meth and I'm crazy. Why is my name that in the group chat? Welcome to Uncharted podcast. I don't know your name is because you smoke meth and you're crazy. I don't smoke meth and I'm not crazy.

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Episode 32. We're here. That is the number. Me, Casey, Ali, Mac and Tyler. Dan might be here. We don't know. Dan is currently MIA. We'll be filing a missing persons report very shortly if we don't hear from him.

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At this point, he may be taking my title as the king flake. No, that's not true. No, it is. Oh, it is. Throwing shade.

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All right, guys. All right. Let's hear it for Christina Applegate.

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Who's that?

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God, dude, who put Jamie Jamie? Look up Christina Applegate real quick. That's the wife from Anchorman.

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Christina. Yes, that chick got ass. My Lord. Yeah, let's hear it for Christina. That's from fucking Eric Andre show. Yeah, he fucking just out of nowhere in the middle of nowhere goes. Let's hear it for Christina Applegate. She's not like a guest or anything. She's just a portrait of her like three seconds and then it cuts to a.

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You see people go, yeah, dude, that show is fucking incredible. The new season's coming out soon. Yeah. Spider verse comes out today and Barbie comes out, I think, at the end of the month. Dude, dude, I'm actually very excited for the Barbie movie.

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Have you seen the car for it? Dude, it looks fucking hilarious. It's like I can't say I'm going to be seeing it. Okay, Jamie, the Barbie movie. Pull up the commercial for that alley. Matt, get over there. Watch that. Here we get copyright strike by fucking Barbie.

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And that's how fucking untitled podcast ends forever. Get over there. Oh, she fucking free.

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Yep, we're back. Fuck that. Dude, it looks fucking fire. I think it looks great. I think it's going to be funny. I think it's going to be an iconic movie. So for the listeners, we had a bit of a technical difficulty there. I watched the trailer off screen.

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I don't understand the appeal. It's got fucking Ryan Gosling and Margot Ryan like him. But why? Why? What the fuck? Yeah, I swear to fucking Christ. All right. Technical difficulties.

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Okay, because we have the worst podcast. Who listens to this? Like, I really want to get like, you know, somebody calling in or something. Shout out to Denmark.

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Shout out Anchorage, Alaska. If you live in Anchorage, Alaska, call in and we'll have you as a guest. We'll ask you about your life in Anchorage. That's a pretty good time gap there. I mean, it would be like eight o'clock there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's true. Well, right now it's eight o'clock. So it would be like two o'clock.

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All right. So once again, we're going to go. We're going to circle back to the Barbie conversation. Look, I'm right there with you with Ryan Gosling. He's a fantastic actor, but it's a movie about a fucking girl's play doll. It's a movie that's deconstructing the idea of a girl's play doll. And it doesn't look that good. It looks fucking fantastic.

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Directed by Quentin Tarantino. I wish. No, if it was, I'd be there. Looks like whoever directed that has a foot fetish. Not gonna lie. Why? Because it opened up. Whoever made Barbie is a foot fetish. Yeah. And there was another scene where the other girl was like rubbing her souls.

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Dude, I gotta say, I've never. Who the fuck are the feet people? Are they the fucking? Are they the one out of ten? Are they the NPCs? They might. Who the fuck sees feet and fucking itemizes them and sexualize them? I don't get it. Would you ever do that? It wouldn't turn me on. Do it with your hands. It's not like it's not the turning on part. It's the it's the it's a different sensation, I guess. Maybe. I mean, I guess if my options were don't get anything or get a foot job, I mean, I suppose I would.

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I mean, I suppose I'd try, but honestly, I think the prospect of getting a foot job might turn me off. What about Titch up? I've had that happen. It's fantastic. I view this. I view the tits as a sexual organ. I don't view the feet that way. They're like thigh job.

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I mean, just at that point, you're getting into foot territory again. I mean, sure. Again, if in that instance, actually in the foot job, if it was a foot job or nothing, I'd probably choose nothing. If it's a fucking thigh job or nothing, I'm probably take the thigh job, but I'm going to feel pretty fucking weird doing it. I wouldn't feel too weird doing a thigh job.

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I wouldn't. I want I want my fucking partner to feel something out of it, not just fucking rubbing between that fucking hot dog and bunning it. You know, what is hot dog and bunning it? You know, like stroking in between the butt cheeks. Yeah, I think it's something like that. Yeah.

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If you're back there, I mean, I got two holes in my. No, but I don't get to go in there. There's something wrong with the holes you have to do just between. I wouldn't be in that situation. No, you're in this situation.

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I'm already in this situation. You can't get out of it. I job fucking hot dog and bun. If I between those two options, thigh job, 10 out of 10 times, I don't see I'd be able to get off rubbing between two butt cheeks. I see fucking my lady's got an ass, but I just don't see how it's going to get the job done.

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There's no tension there whatsoever. So I have to have they closed their legs. Just friction at least. Have you ever been in like the weird side of porn? No, this is a good fucking talk. Like get involved. Have you ever been in the weird side of porn hub and seen like really weird shit? Like not like like a legal ship, but like weird shit that they're like, how is that sexual? Like fucking I saw one guy fucking a girl's armpit. Mike, what the fuck is happening there? Okay, so I got two things I want to say. First one, Casey was dodging answering the questions that I did super fucking hard.

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So Casey, you got a thigh job fucking hot dog and buns or you got a foot job? Choose one of them. What are you taking? What's hot dog and buns? We just discussed it. You put your dick in between the ass cheeks, but you're not in the hole. He already explained it. Like you slide your dick up and down the ass cheeks, like in between them, but not in the hole.

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I don't know, but here's I choose foot job. You chose thigh job. You didn't say that until now. I would choose foot job. What the fuck man? No, I feel like you'd be an interesting sensation because anybody would take fucking tit job. Well, maybe you take a foot job. I don't know. I take a job. I take a job, but like that's not an option. This is a hard question. Casey, you fucking put me on the spot and you asked me 10 questions, 15 questions, whatever the fuck it is.

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Every fucking week you answer one for me. Dude, how are you going to get off doing that? Seriously? Would you, do you think you'd be able to? I don't think I'd be sensitive enough. I wouldn't get anything. Even if I was super turned on by the prospect. I don't think it would get the job done. I'm not turned on by the process. I think it could get the job. I'm teasing myself. I want to be in there, not on the outside. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You could definitely, you could get, you could get the job done doing that. You could get your job done doing fucking anything. Maybe you could get it done.

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I'm not doing fucking anything. Maybe if I hadn't fucking came or like seen a woman in like three weeks, three weeks. That's a bro. It's overexposure. I go on. I go on Instagram and every fucking week there's a new meme page that just starts posting like chicks. Only fans as ads. You can't fucking go anywhere on social media without constantly seeing three quarters naked women. Yes, you can. We are all exposed. Now you can. You gotta go on the Christian pages. Yeah, well, I'm not frequenting them. I'm sorry.

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I'm on the Catholic also overexposed to everything. Now I'm on the Catholic meme pages and they don't post fucking only for fucking desensitized. That's why we have people fucking running around this world. And this is a horrible, horrible thing. And honestly, it's kind of their fault. But there are people who are running around. They can't get off with with participating in like the gender of their desire. They fucking need to watch porn. That is the only way that they can come. And why do you think we have so many genders? We don't have too many genders. We have two genders.

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Guys, it's pride month. Chill. I don't care if it's pride month. Do you think genders? You know what the words in pride month demon? Okay, but they love that. They love that. That's in there. Genders are just made up as fetishes. Okay, cool. So it's made up. I see you agree with me. He's trying to lead us into getting canceled is what he's doing. He doesn't actually believe that. But I will say I don't think that there are genders

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made up for fetish unless you like you consider yourself like, oh, I'm a furry. That's retarded. I think we can all agree on that. Just if you want to call it a fetish. Sure. And if you're into that weird shit. All right. The point that I was going to make after technical difficulties. Oh, Dan is you look if you want to have the fucking fetish to be in a furry. You want to dress up in costumes and do it. Do I think it's weird? Yeah. Am I going to judge you a little bit? Yes. I'm allowed to do that. But if you want to do it, should you be able to do it? No, I believe you should. No.

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You're going to call yourself as a gender, a furry. No. Yeah. Yeah, I can. Fuck. I don't know where my keys are. I might have left them outside. Jesus. All right. What was the point that you're trying to make? Okay. The point that I was trying to make, and I'm going to have to reiterate now because I covered a lot of this, but just to get you guys up to speed. If that's your fetish, if you want to consider yourself a furry, go for it. And when you asked when it's the genders that are completely made up. No, I don't think that they should be recognized as real genders. If you want to have a fetish. Sure.

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If you want to make that your lifestyle. Sure. If you want to call that your gender, you've gone too far. You've gone too far. You're getting into the way you're going to be treated medically. You said that like a fucking disappointed dad. You fucking have, man. And like I said, and I bet you even people from the fucking LGBTQIA plus community would fucking agree with me. I'm sure that even they, they might not say it because they want to be all accepting, but they know in

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the back of their head, sometimes they see people and you're like, you just think this is a fucking kink.

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Bro, I saw a fucking lay them the other day. I saw a lay them. It was a fucking, there was a, like he had like she.

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Oh, okay. Get fucked. Yeah. Go continue though. What were you saying there Mr. Quaul? The fucking dude had a fucking beard. It was like 350 pounds and like pink hair. And it was like.

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I think furry should get the wall. Preferred pronouns. She, she, her, she, they, I don't even know. Are you proposing that we put the furries in internment camps? No, I'm thinking that we should line them up on a wall and fucking shoot them. Oh, even better. Okay. Okay. Well, I don't know if I condone straight up murder, but I don't think that we should allow them to fucking call themselves fucking furries. Fuck that shit. Get the wall. Like there has to be a line. Casey. There has to be a line. Casey agrees the wall. You're a cuckold.

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There has to be a line. Casey agrees the wall. You're a communist. Like Pink Floyd? No. With the fucking wall where you line people up and shoot them for not being communist. You agree with that because you're a communist. Oh, you like the wall. The fucking wall that keeps all the Mexicans out.

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Listen, it does it's job.

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Let's talk about Badgery Taylor green. I hate her she was uh she gives the party a bad name

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She was leading the Senate like she was like the person that was like

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You know in charge of the Senate

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And for the break and she got fucking she got fucking heckled you see that video dude everybody gets heckled

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She ever see the guy the comedian that got heckled and then he got a fucking guitar smashed on his fucking head I

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Fucking love those things

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Members are reminded to abide by decorum of the house the come on

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The fucking Democrats all laughed at her when she said

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Coming of comedy

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This whole thing we have she's a conspiracy theorist

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But you shouldn't be the fucking leading the Senate and fucking Congress all right, so here's the sex eyes

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Fuck me eyes, all right, dude. Those are fuck me eyes right there

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Yeah fire is literally giving me the fuck we're looking at a cartoon flame chick. Here's the thing a little emo Tyler

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You can't answer the question

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Where did God come from?

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It's an unanswerable question God doesn't know where God exactly, but I can't answer the question

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Where did the big bang come from so neither of us know no there's no way to prove

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But there's no way to prove that you have to admit that there's no way to prove where God came from

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Just like there's no way to prove the big break

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Nation was made by the creator you fucking idiot

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That's a fucking simple fucking fact with that is that who created the creator the creator creates?

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Nothing created the creator creator was here, and he was lonely. There's no proof of that

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That's a that's an opinion no the creator was lonely, and he wanted to create something so that's a belief though

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That's not a fact just imagine if you were an all-powerful being and you were alone

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But I just told you right a theory of where the big bang came from but that's just a theory

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I can't prove that just like you can't prove this game. This is just a theory

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It's called having faith asshole, so I want to I want to hear a little bit more about what you were saying though

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We're talking about quarks. Where were you going with works?

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Oh, sorry say it so just like particles can pop in and out of existence the universe

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There's a lot of things that are unanswered like it's the same thing with like how if you I can't remember

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Send I actually think it might be quarks if you send them through a

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That's that's for you Casey

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Before you doesn't eat you walk a mile in his shoes

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But so what I was saying though is you might be able to tell me what the name of this is I can't remember the exact

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Term for it it might come to me, but it's where they they fire these particles. I want to say they might be quarks actually

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It's either always going to be spinning clockwise or counterclockwise to make it simple

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It's not obviously yeah, but they can't replicate it

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It essentially just decides which way it wants to go in in that moment, and we have no way to describe that

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There's nothing we can do to manipulate that it just does what it wants to do

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I want to say that's quarks, but I'm not I'm not completely positive. I only know that's quantum entanglement

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There are there are particles that spin certain ways and like that's how they get their charges

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Yeah, but this that's do you got to look up quantum entanglement because it's different from what you're saying

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We're not just talking about that. It's we don't have an explanation for why it happens yet

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There's theories, but nobody really fucking knows yeah

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Coming our guest Neil deGrasse Tyson should be here shortly

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Bill Burr, Bill Burr, Neil deGrasse Tyson. They're in the building tonight

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They're prepping backstage. They're inside of the the makeup room Lewis CK was here

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But then he told me I had to jerk him off so we kind of kicked him out

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We sent him out the door he just wanted to take all Casey's weed it was a very awkward confrontation that guy

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I almost fought him it was it was it was a bad scenario

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He told me if I didn't suck his dick. I would never make it in this industry

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I almost punched him that this along he was not a fan. He was not Casey with the weed

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He really did not like the weed now you hear about what he did with Pete Davidson

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He fucking tattled on him to Warren Michaels at SNL

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He's like yeah, he said that you smelled like weed Pete Davidson is like

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And then Lauren Michaels was like our and Lauren was just saying it because he had to cuz Louie complained about and he's like

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So maybe don't smoke weed as much. Maybe just keep it in check

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He's like yeah, Louis CK. If you're out there fuck you yeah, and fuck you here and and he just comes back with like okay

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I guess I'll watch how much I smoke

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And nothing changed and they never spoke about it again, and he stayed on SNL until he decided to leave

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But so that's something anyways fuck Louis CK fuck Lucy K. All right, we'll be back

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Yeah, I know if you can do it from the beginning cuz the yelling part is later in

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You might have to fast forward it a little bit

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listen, we're back here on Untitled podcast just let it play them and

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And you know we lost some things that we talked about

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I just want to say if you have a problem with it

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Fuck you just go fuck yourself die to the wall with you, too

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I mean, it's a fucking free podcast. What do you expect you expect me to have a fucking studio?

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Fuck you you check me to have a professional mixer

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You must be off your fucking rock. We have a mixer who's fucking high as balls

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Do you realize how unprofessional our podcast fucking mistakes happen sometimes?

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Sometimes you're six feet from the edge

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Oh, man, oh, have you ever seen the video the sunflower this one fire

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Just get ready you got like one more minute. I need the same energy

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Is this size this worse it's so much you can you can give it a big sniff on that serious bread lines worse

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Yeah, he's like fuck that I didn't feel that shit

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He's so fucking immune to smelling salts now twice the punch

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Yeah, you want the good stuff

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Here we go

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Oh, it's coming

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Never gets easier

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Six feet from the edge

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Maybe six feet ain't so far

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Now call me now

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I'm six feet from the edge and I'm singing

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Maybe six feet ain't so far now

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Punched my mouth with the mic

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So so what did they miss that we talked about we talked about major Taylor green and how a Nazi anti-semitic

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Did you see that video of all the Democrats laughing at her no

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But before I know you're talking about that blonde check. Yeah measure Taylor green

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Yeah, she's a fucking conspiracy theorist but before that

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Back to back to the early early part of the podcast. So Dan if you are given the choice of oh shit

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What job a side job or hot dog and hamburger? What would you choose?

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Oh, it's like a foot job a foot job a nice a thigh job or a hot dog and hamburger

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Hot dog and hamburger when you like when you like put your dick in between the ass cheeks

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But not in the holes just like in between them from who though from a lady from a lady. Um

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Man, you know like oh, okay

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But now no, it's a check

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Well, yeah, choose one of the three man

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You know what they used to do back in the day with hookers as the thigh job thing

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They would put put their dick between their thighs and just fuck their thighs. Yeah, and pretend it was they're actually fucking them. Yeah, um

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You know, I think I think I'd have to

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Feel the situation out and see

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You know what parts this person had?

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Accentuated because we we all chose different things each of us did I mean dude because he chose thigh job

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Yeah, he chose hot dog and hamburger hot dog and bun and I chose a foot job

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Let's do process of elimination foot job. No

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Thank you. Thank you

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I'm not about like bony feet like rubbing my dad. No, no, no, you need some thicker feet with that

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Like they got cankles or no, no, no, no, but like there's there's

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Think you're one of the foot people

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I'm not

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Obviously two of them are viable options, you know, I think I'm hot dog hamburger really

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Yeah, really feel like a thigh job. You can at least pretend you're doing it though

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That's why I chose it

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Super tall lady. All right, and you can stand up anything. No, you can stand up while you're doing it

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No

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You stand up while you're doing that sounds worse job

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That sounds worse. Yeah, I'd rather just do that on a bed

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Realize you guys are off the rails

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No, we're not mr. Fucking hot dog and buns. Is that what you do? Yeah

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We really pressure Casey

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He did not want to answer he was very did you see the video of Biden eating shit I heard about it

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Just like a fucking comic show so it's like you doesn't know where the

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Dude they better come up with some new charges for Trump

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Bro, he fucking you can hear the crowd's reaction

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I gotta see this here. I got it. I got it here. So we don't we had a huge Mike blowout

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We have huge issues. I

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Don't think I actually saw like stop torturing the guy

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At this point it's it's it's it's kind of scaring me just imagine being that guy

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Oh, well, it's elder abuse at this point he needs to be evaluated

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The crowd like trying not to laugh

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They're like

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well, the the scarier thing is

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What it says about the state of the nation

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Yeah, and it's it's kind of him falling almost represents our nation. It does. Yeah. Yeah in that it's scary

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It's like foreshadowing. We need to Santis

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Dude, I I don't know. I might be too late. I think it is

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It might be the end of the American Empire dude, and you know what I like that our fucking population is so retarded

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They're gonna fucking vote for this guy again. I really do think they're rolling to a global conflict that

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Jumpstart sorry fucking our shit again. Sorry what I meant is that I just I just think it's

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Way that America works is if we have a fucking major conflict that we all agree with

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Yeah, like if we get into another global conflict that like is like, okay

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Either we do this or America doesn't exist anymore. People are gonna be like, oh fuck we got to do something

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I don't think you really see the right or the left really

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Trying to get involved in like a global conflict right now, but the tensions are brewing nobody wants it here, but

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Mac we're gonna vote for in the next presidential

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This point now I'm more going in the direction of Trump

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Dude, I'd vote for Trump just just as a fuck you to like all this shit. They know vote for fucking Kanye, bro

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Let's all vote for fucking Kanye. That's just fucking throwing away your vote

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You're throwing away your vote is vote for Donald fucking Trump. I want to see Ron DeSantis

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Dude, who am I?

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It's the Democrats aren't gonna fucking put anybody else up because they're fucking retarded

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They refuse to acknowledge the fact that our president is fucking dementia. Yeah, they're gonna put that dude's fucking skeleton

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Yeah, I'll vote for Kanye fucking West

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Dude, it's called corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse corpse

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Actually, Dan, I think I think you're on to something because if they actually let Biden do these fucking debates

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He's gonna get his ass ripped to shreds

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He doesn't have the Democrats are gonna see it cuz it's like you could put him up against anybody just of sound mind

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Yeah, he's not gonna remember I could run against Biden and win. Yeah

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They have to just stop abusing this guy look I honestly at this point like my

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And lady for president my standards for you. I'm not old enough. Yeah

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Dude oh man, you're just I just missed it just off dandelion II for president

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Convicted of a crime though. Can you?

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I've never been convicted. Oh, yeah, that would be an egregious abuse of power that you would see over that for

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Pockets on the way out

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That whole bike thing you got off like innocent with them

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Yeah, yeah, it was all traffic violations a lot of them, too

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I think I want to think you can be you can run for president as a felon as a felon

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Yeah, like there's no there's no rules. Let me look it up. Well, I think I'm Trump's is now convicted of what?

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Hey, Siri, can you run for president or no? He's not yet

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But he I wouldn't imagine able to write that you're not able to cast a boat that he he lost

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The you know, yeah to the to the rape but now he's being trying to be convicted of

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Tampering with like like hiding classified documents. No, I mean dude

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Does not affect eligibility for president

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So what are they trying to do? Yeah, but if you were just trying to hear you have your president

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Yeah, it's just a massive smear campaign. That's all it is. I was born in Canada

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Like came here when I was like five years old doesn't matter. You're still born in Canada

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Dude, I vote for Arnold but Arnold was born in Austria. Oh, yeah, that's right, but you can be governor. Yeah

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I'm gonna vote for Trump just to see the fuck

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Dude oh, I mean those two it's between I mean that's so obvious I can't even I'm not gonna say anything

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This is yeah, but I mean I I kind of want to see the Trump show again

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Just because he was so right. It was so just like

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It's like everything he said was true. My favorite was like what like when the Democrats started clapping for me

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He's like you're not supposed to do that

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Was that the town hall I one of them one second I'll pull it up I

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Think I think it was the town hall that he did

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He definitely does say some shit. It's not really you guys who Trump. Yeah. Oh, yeah for sure, but like he okay

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Okay, really exaggerates very frequently, but like in terms of like his his platform. I agree with a lot of it

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Dude, there it is here. Just keep to our fucking selves. The thing is is I don't think Trump will get back in

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What are they clapping about? I don't remember

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What the fuck is that about those are Democrats yeah, they look like a fucking cult

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Yeah, remember they were all white that one time

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Huh? Oh, there's a OC

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Thank you very much what the heck I I don't know I kind of want to see the Trump show again, dude

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Honestly, I want to see the sequel. I just think he kind of he just

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He inspires a lot more intimidation of to other countries than

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The fucking president you need somebody that you know daddy you need a daddy

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Do you think that Putin would be fucking with us if Donald Trump was like listen here fucking Vladimir boy

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I'm not be going down right now if Trump was in because he's like

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I'll be going down right now if Trump was in there's no way trouble be like if you even fucking look at you

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Yeah, Russia would have been raped. Yeah, Russia Russia would not have had the balls to do this dude. There's no fucking way

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I'm gonna send my guys. I'll send them. We'll send the boys

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Dude, you think that that fall on stage is nothing all the president fell that's so symbolic of the United States

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Dude, it's even subconscious the subconscious message. It's almost like

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People went into the Capitol and overthrew it. It never got over

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Right it never it never got over

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I just murdered he just murdered Casey

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We're so recording. Oh my god

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Anybody got any echoes I know no I

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There it is fuck though Tyler murdered me

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That's why that cut out

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Yeah, when we talk about the insurrection right how it wasn't real

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How was it really symbolic of a

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That's supposed to happen like if enough people are upset about something

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They're supposed to march down to the capital fuck it up like that's how our country works

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The flood of the tree of liberty must be coded with the blood of tyrants

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Yeah

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Exactly god damn you make the most conveying argument for me to take a fucking aggressive stance on this

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What this is not how I felt about it, but like honestly felt about what felt about the the fucking insurrection as we're calling it

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I never I never really thought about that way where it's like honestly that might not be a horrible thing that happened

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Oh, no supposed to happen. Yeah, that's that's the whole point. That's that's a good argument. I've never thought about that way

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I always thought like ah fuck those guys are extremists dude

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What do you think the people who did the Boston Tea Party were they were the biggest?

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Assholes because all the other colonists are like dude. It's not that bad. It's a fucking sugar tax and fucking tax

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Well, so that's what so this is interesting. Okay, we'll get into that what the sugar tax on the United States

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It wasn't that bad, but they're like no because you're just gonna keep fucking making it worse from here

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Well, dude, that's the thing. It wasn't that bad compared to the taxes. We have today

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It was the taxes that they they fought against Great Britain for they weren't one-tenth of the fucking taxes

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Because now we got all this fucking flood in the water we got fucking estrogen in the plastic

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Everybody's docile like a fucking like a rabbit and they're like, oh, I'm like, I'm just not

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You always save the pod here

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I'm good. I'm comfortable. I've got Taco Bell. Why fight back? There's no need to fight back. Just be that style

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You gotta start having sex. You gotta start fucking your girlfriend. You gotta start going to the gym

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You gotta go camping. You gotta take your fucking masculinity back. That's right fucking sigma male episode, baby

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Bring back your masculinity back

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Man docile and turned out exactly

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You get an axe you go out to the fucking forest and cut down a fucking tree cut down a second tree

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Then cut down a third tree and make them in the logs and make a cabin out of those fucking logs

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So if you had every man go out and chop wood for an hour before they did anything in the day

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It everybody's testosterone go through the fucking room. Absolutely. And then everybody would just want to start a fucking revolution

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The bar fight to go through the room we should have we should be able to fucking fist fight each other if we both agree on

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Fist-fighting that should be a law that we should be able to fucking fist fight each other

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I knew that so many fucking pussies out there. They're like, oh no, we live in a civilized society

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It's like no motherfucker if I challenge you to a fight and you accept there should be no repercussions for I agree with that

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So long as you can not in New York not New York

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Wait, so there's no like there's no like boxing or fighting in New York

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So you not you can't you can't do mutual combat in New York State mutual combat is like the I want to fight you

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You want to fight me? Let's fight in the street

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That's I mean as long as nobody's around nobody's gonna so what you could go to Massachusetts. No, you can go to Nevada

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How far is Vermont from here Casey, that's like two hours

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No, Vermont the border. Oh like 45 minutes probably not a private 35 minutes

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right, but so

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Is this route 7 out here? Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, so

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Yeah, it's probably 40 minutes

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But yeah, like you fucking there's some states where you can ask born that but we live in a fucking

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Pussified state where you can't do fucking shit because New York State is a bunch of fucking cowards

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Can't have guns we can't fight each other. We can't fucking get beer on Saturday Sundays

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We can't fucking do any of that shit because New York

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Sunday mornings is they they need to make legislation or make it look I guess why Tyler that's a that's a religious law

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It's not actually religious laws. It was a

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Actually was under the impression

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It's from prohibition, but they're like but they kept the Sunday not being able to drink they also the there's a prohibition law

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New York State with which is like prohibition laws

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so we still have some of them in that thing because

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In New York State you have to have a separate store in order to do liquor and wines

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Because you can't go to a fucking supermarket like you can go like in Vermont and fucking Maine and shit

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You go to fucking supermarkets. You can buy liquor there New York State

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You can't do that. You have to have a separate store for that, but in other states

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They don't have that fucking law like that's a fucking law. That's pretty much just in New York

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It's it's stupid but like also it's staggering when you go to a fucking supermarket in another state

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Yeah, what the fuck they have a liquor store. They have a liquor aisle. Yeah, that's fucking weird

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That's not a New York State. That's that's like the liquor companies. No, no, no, that was the that was New York State

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That's like an actual law. You can't I don't yeah, but I think it's the distributors

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Mm-hmm. If you go to Vermont though, you can get a from Aldi

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Which is a half hour down the road from the Aldi in Troy

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You can go down there and you can get bought full bottles of wine for like six bucks

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Where all these Aldi we we fucking went to Vermont the other day me and my girlfriend spent the day in Bennington

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Phenomenal place to go by the way. That's a great fucking town. But um

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We stopped at an Aldi on the way back and got a shitload of wine for like 30 bucks

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We got like six but what that actually does is when you make it like in a limited supply like that as you make it

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Seem like something that's like more sought after I

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Guaranteed if you look at the like if people just went into the grocery store and they associated it with food

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They'd be less likely to like abuse it because it's just a food product, right?

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So if you make it something that you have to get a liquor store, dude, I bet if you look up the statistics

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I bet you has a higher instance. I bet you make it a very

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I mean the supermarket you see a bottle of liquor and you're like an alcoholic

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You like if in New York, they don't have that you don't see liquor out the shelves when you go to buy food, right?

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I instantly change my opinion

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Change what I just said before that exactly. I just didn't think of that angle

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I don't see how it maybe like a one in 200. Well, I mean dude if you're so

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Suddenly I'm like, oh shit

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No, so fucking gas station in Maine and get a fucking handle a jack

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Yeah, I mean god the price is so low

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think if you if you

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associate the Remy down if you

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Associate it with food right and just like a normal thing you see at the grocery store since you're a little kid

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You're gonna be less likely to think it's something like edgy and dangerous and want to do it. There's that angle too. So

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Look, there's there's there's multiple it's not the truth. It's not like black or white, right? It's multifactorial

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Right

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Right, it's so it's

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There's a lot there's a lot going on

364
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,360
By horse come calm dude stegan. I know

365
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:50,840
All right. So damn what I wanted to talk to you about and horses come duck

366
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,840
and horse comes

367
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,600
Circle back to that cuz you you fucking have that but

368
00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:04,640
I just want to talk about this real quick. You know all these companies. It's June 1st now. So oh boy

369
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,720
They I know where you're going with they got they got pride month, right?

370
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:13,480
You know the whole pride month thing for the gays the one thing I'll say. Hold on. Let me finish. So

371
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:18,440
I got it. I got a picture here and it's got Mercedes Benz BMW Cisco

372
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:24,280
Bethesda studios all that shit and they all have a rainbow logo. Okay, that makes okay

373
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:27,200
They're supporting the gays blah blah blah, but in the Middle East

374
00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:32,880
They're their Middle East version of the thing never changes it for for pride month ever really?

375
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,840
So does that show does that show solidarity with that or does that show?

376
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:38,560
um, is that

377
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:40,200
Huh, that's that's cut

378
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:45,000
That's kind of interesting because they're all about showing solidarity until it's gonna cut it on the profit margin

379
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:49,400
Well, right right like right based around religion

380
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,600
Because if they really showed if they really wanted to show that they were with them

381
00:41:55,680 --> 00:42:00,560
They would do it in the Middle East too because Middle East is a place that really needs that right, you know

382
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,200
Yeah

383
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:02,120
because you know

384
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:07,120
But you know, they're not gonna do that because it will come into their profit margin in the Middle East and they don't want

385
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:10,600
To do that which is really strange that they're all for this

386
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:15,620
They're all for you know doing all these things for for gay pride month and all that

387
00:42:15,620 --> 00:42:21,440
But when it comes to the Middle East and all their shit, they're like, yeah, we're not gonna we're not gonna

388
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:25,960
We're not gonna we're not gonna make a rainbow because it's it's like illegal to be a homosexual

389
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:31,800
Yeah, but if you wanted to show actual solidarity with the gay people you would do that

390
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,880
So it's a fucking cash right? Yeah

391
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:40,920
It's uh, what's the word for it? It's patronizing. Yeah, so they're just patronizing. They're like, oh, they're just doing a little dance

392
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,640
They're just being babies do a little dance for the gays like look it we're gay, too

393
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:50,560
We love sucking necks like yes, do you think these companies care about gay people? They don't fucking give no

394
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:55,000
Yeah, I think they're just trying to say whatever. I think they're trying to cater to their audience

395
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,080
I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing though

396
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:05,040
No, it is a bad thing just imagine if they fucking they they they they patronize just to us the entitled podcast and they made a

397
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,040
Do is not offend the least

398
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:16,640
Like if they made a special month for the untitled podcast and it was like awareness for the untitled podcast

399
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:20,160
And they fucking like made logos all to say awareness. It already exists

400
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:26,200
We should take that test

401
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:31,800
Yeah, I actually already have it up. I was gonna do that as the next segment our quick autism test

402
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,440
Sorry to cut you off

403
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,200
Down that road

404
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:41,920
Yeah, it's it's ridiculous. They'll just they'll do whatever and nothing against sucking decks

405
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:48,560
I mean, you know again sucking cock. No, I'll do whatever whatever you want to do. This one's a 30 question test

406
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,940
I it's definitely agree slightly agree

407
00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:56,820
Definitely I'll take it to well, I'll take it together

408
00:43:57,940 --> 00:44:01,300
And then agree because we want to gauge the autism

409
00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:06,660
Podcast so this is a test for the podcast not an individual, right?

410
00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:15,700
I'm interested because I think I want to see what it spits out at me. I don't think I want to know

411
00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:20,020
Let's just go through it I pretend I prefer to

412
00:44:20,020 --> 00:44:26,180
Do things on my own rather than with others. It's slightly agree slightly disagree. Definitely disagree

413
00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:28,180
Definitely depends

414
00:44:30,740 --> 00:44:33,660
We're talking about here like give me an activity

415
00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:41,180
Just in general, do you prefer to be on your own or if I'm masturbating by myself? I prefer to be alone

416
00:44:42,660 --> 00:44:46,300
Pretty sliding bikes with a friend slightly disagree, I guess

417
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:51,420
That's in the middle middle the road for me. I definitely fucking be I like my shit alone

418
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:53,940
Yeah, Tyler

419
00:44:54,420 --> 00:44:56,420
Depends that's like same thing like

420
00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:01,440
So we're answering the question based off of what we got

421
00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:04,860
agree, then

422
00:45:04,780 --> 00:45:12,300
Yeah, slightly agree. I like that. I prefer doing things the same way for instance my morning routine or trip to the supermarket

423
00:45:12,300 --> 00:45:17,900
Yes, I definitely agree. Yeah, I definitely wing it. I

424
00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:20,460
Dude I do a little bit of both

425
00:45:21,420 --> 00:45:24,420
I like definitely I like have things that have to get done every single day

426
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:29,420
Yeah, you know what I mean and things that are super routine, and then I have things that are you know

427
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:31,420
I just wing it like Tyler said

428
00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:33,540
about you Allie Mack

429
00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:39,700
What's the question I prefer doing things the same way for instance my morning routine

430
00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:42,700
I literally up to the supermarket

431
00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:48,580
Yeah, I'd say so yeah, I get thrown off by

432
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:54,300
I get I get pretty bad brain fog if my routine gets fucked with

433
00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:57,900
Your score was a pot was 28 out of a possible 42

434
00:45:57,900 --> 00:45:59,900
Scores are considered

435
00:46:01,420 --> 00:46:03,420
Of what above

436
00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:08,000
14 and above did I think just the fact that you did it so fast

437
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:12,700
Well, we're on question number three is indicative of something

438
00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:21,580
I find myself becoming strongly absorbed in something even obsession. Yes

439
00:46:26,780 --> 00:46:30,820
I am very sensitive the noise and will wear earplugs or cover my ears

440
00:46:30,820 --> 00:46:38,820
Oh, yeah, I would agree with that I do

441
00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:47,420
No, no, that's like if somebody like somebody's chewing and you're like

442
00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:54,580
That's what they're talking about agree with that

443
00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:58,700
Sometimes people say I'm being rude even though I think

444
00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:00,700
I

445
00:47:02,420 --> 00:47:04,420
100% agree

446
00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:13,380
Yeah, I think we're neutral I think we are slightly agree them I

447
00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:18,360
Find it easy to imagine what characters from book might look like

448
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:26,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think I can I make the whole fucking thing in my head

449
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:31,440
Then you appear to me. Yeah, I mean I find it easy to talk in groups of people

450
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:37,500
No depends. I always sucked at that. I can like I can I can take over

451
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:41,520
Like yeah, I don't I wouldn't think I have any different

452
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:46,680
I think I think I have the complete opposite thing where like I try to make like the whole thing about me like in a conversation

453
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:53,160
Like when like not like make it about me, but like try to like just be the one talking. Yeah, we could talk

454
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:58,560
So yeah

455
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:04,360
I'd say for me, it's like I'd rather not be in that situation

456
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,560
But if I'm there, I don't mind talking in a group

457
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,920
I just am a little bit uncomfortable by being there

458
00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:12,720
Is it bad that back when I was still on like, you know

459
00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:17,120
Tinder and shit that I wanted to look at myself naked more than I wanted to look at the women naked

460
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:20,140
Have you ever jerked off to yourself? Oh my god yourself. No

461
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,420
You never had sex with a Mary. No

462
00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:30,600
Everybody did that I didn't want to see what it looked like and I looked at him like oh that's weird

463
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:37,560
So I'm not gonna do that again. Oh my fucking god. I am more interested in finding out about things than people

464
00:48:37,560 --> 00:48:43,000
You know, I don't like people so I learned dude I get autistically obsessed with things

465
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,760
I learned everything there is to know about it and then I just move on to the next thing

466
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,520
I would say yes, I agree with that. Yeah, I'd say slightly agree

467
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,600
Okay, what was the question

468
00:48:56,120 --> 00:49:01,000
More interested in finding about things the people yeah

469
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:05,720
That's that question like relates to like the people that are like super engineer

470
00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:12,000
Yeah, like you know, they're just like super into like designing planes and shit like to the point

471
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:18,040
Like that's all they do even when they're outside of work. They didn't realize they're getting paid to work like playing flight some

472
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,680
I find numbers dates and strings of information fascinating

473
00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:27,480
No

474
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:34,400
I do actually do you see patterns and like lines of code?

475
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:43,040
I see patterns, but what about you alley back? Do you see do you find numbers dates and strings of information fascinating?

476
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,360
I'm like neutral on that. I mean if it's

477
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,200
Slightly disagree. Yeah

478
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:56,280
That's that's the kind of shit there's a kid I'm like, oh my god

479
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,760
There's a kid I went to high school. Yeah, that's fucking Asperger's

480
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:04,320
There's a kid I went to school with who you could ask him

481
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:09,220
Any date in history and he would give you a day of the week. It was really really

482
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:13,880
Really nice kid, but that's like common amongst. Yeah, there's like a trick

483
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,160
Fuck out of here. Yeah, it's just math

484
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,080
Fucking savant can do it in their

485
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,080
April

486
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,080
You tell me this kid was hustling everybody

487
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:34,040
Yeah, there's a lot of people that can do that. Okay, Casey stop 29th 1998. What day of the week?

488
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,040
I'm not saying I know how to do it

489
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:38,160
That was a Wednesday

490
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:49,320
What's all right if this kid was fucking hustling me I'm gonna show up to his fucking house

491
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,480
I'm gonna call it. I'm like dude. Come on, bro

492
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,560
Like a Fred Durst vibe going on

493
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:00,520
I

494
00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:07,080
Prefer nonfiction books and films to fiction. I kind of like them evenly. I that's tough for me

495
00:51:07,080 --> 00:51:12,240
I like World War two like disagree, but I also like like like warhammer

496
00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:20,040
Like no, I I generally like nonfiction like I get angry. Oh my my girlfriend puts on fiction because I'm just like

497
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:24,800
I don't have like I don't have the brain capacity after work to imagine things

498
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:30,640
Like I can't make up like new worlds in my mind. Like we just have to keep this like what's real, you know

499
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,140
I mean, I disagree because

500
00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:36,040
One of the questions coming up

501
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:42,600
It's gonna fucking make me I'm gonna laugh so hard with Tyler it when Tyler hears it I find it upsetting if my daily

502
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:44,600
Routine is

503
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:48,020
Yeah, no, it's a question that I know you're gonna find funny cuz it

504
00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:53,960
They'll come up. I'm sure I'm taking this and I took the one that Dan sent in the chat. That's the one I took

505
00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,680
Yeah, 15 questions. This one's apparently 30. Yeah

506
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,680
I

507
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:09,000
Yeah, it's legit so I'm actually on this like oh shit, yeah, yeah, no my

508
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:16,720
Well, I'll be careful I say but um, my girlfriend sent it to me and she has a master's in mental health counseling

509
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:21,160
So her boss who's a PhD said this is the scale you used

510
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:28,200
Did she hear the podcast? She's like you guys are all autistic. Um, I she she told her boss about it

511
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:30,960
And she's like it doesn't sound like they're actually autistic

512
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,280
I'm like she hasn't fucking listened to the

513
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:40,000
You can't describe this shit. She would take she would listen to the first hour and she'd be like, yeah, okay

514
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,080
One of them not even five minutes

515
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,160
Should be like, oh, yeah, these guys are autistic

516
00:52:46,720 --> 00:52:48,720
Just the beginning of this podcast

517
00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:50,720
Yeah

518
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,840
Yeah, I find it upsetting if my daily routine is upset or change 100% yeah

519
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,520
It's never laughed by yourself for no

520
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:11,400
No, that's why I like me on the spectrum I mean tell us something

521
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,680
Taking this individually

522
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:23,040
It's difficult for me to understand other people's facial expression and body language, bro, it's too funny. I know

523
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:31,560
I wasn't being dramatic with this either. I answered everything on this truthfully. I don't have any problems

524
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:38,640
I'll talk with new people. No, I I like straight up like fucking like like serial killer

525
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:42,120
Just listen to people's conversations when I'm sitting there for like the first like

526
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:50,400
My headphones in but they're not playing anything and I'm just agree because like cuz like I try to listen to like the conversations

527
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:54,120
I try to feel the vibe and then once I ended up fuck like and I'm like, okay

528
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:59,700
So this person is is this this person's this this person's this am I? Alright, so what personality do I got to bring out?

529
00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:01,020
but

530
00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:05,660
Like Tyler, but like I got like I got like I got like, you know, like serial killer like just go

531
00:54:06,580 --> 00:54:07,860
Yeah

532
00:54:07,860 --> 00:54:09,660
sure

533
00:54:09,660 --> 00:54:15,060
Analyzing the situation. I'm the same fucking way. Oh my god. Are we actually autistic? All right, we're gonna disagree

534
00:54:15,060 --> 00:54:18,860
I notice a very small changes in a person's appearance

535
00:54:20,060 --> 00:54:24,620
No, I I like my girlfriend cut her hair and I didn't notice for two days

536
00:54:24,620 --> 00:54:32,380
Like I don't notice ever. Yeah, I didn't think I noticed shit like that until my girlfriend started calling me out for saying that

537
00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:37,060
She was tired and I was right 100% of the time. I would say I definitely noticed

538
00:54:37,060 --> 00:54:41,580
Yeah, it's like so I guess neutral because me and Dan are slightly disagree. I guess

539
00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:47,560
When I was young I used to play lots of let's pretend or imaginary games. Oh, absolutely

540
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:53,080
I played that all the time. Yeah, I can't really I don't think I'd be capable of doing that now

541
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:57,300
But yes, I can say all the fucking time. That was all I've done

542
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,520
Planes I was running around in the woods alone

543
00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:04,760
Pretending I was in World War two at like so did I

544
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:08,080
Yeah, that was my favorite shit to do. Yeah, dude

545
00:55:08,080 --> 00:55:10,080
I always felt like I was in World War two when I was a kid

546
00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:17,520
Bro, did I come inside and play fucking brothers in arms or Odale 30? Yeah, what a what a game

547
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:21,120
I like Hell's Highway better Hell's Highway was better. I

548
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:24,760
Like collecting information about things. I'm interested

549
00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:34,940
That's all this podcast absolutely super that's all just autistic knowledge I like meeting new people focus on yeah now

550
00:55:34,940 --> 00:55:39,040
I would say I don't like people. I don't like meeting new wait

551
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:43,640
So which one is this is it you like meeting new people or is it is it easily making friends?

552
00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,920
I just says I like meeting new people. Oh

553
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,000
I'm like I'm torn between that

554
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,000
I'm torn for sure

555
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:53,560
Yeah, I don't know

556
00:55:53,560 --> 00:55:57,760
Sometimes I feel like some days. I just like I had enough of my day. I don't want to meet anyone else

557
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,800
slightly disagree

558
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:05,000
People close to me say I talk about the same things repeatedly

559
00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:07,000
I

560
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:23,160
Find it easy to work out what people are thinking or feeling just by looking at their facial expression

561
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:28,240
No, is that autism? No, that's not autism. No, I feel like I get a pretty good read on people

562
00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:32,640
I'm actually no no we can see fewer voids and shit. Yeah, I'm not even talking about that

563
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:36,360
I just mean like I can sort of pick up like if someone's got something going on

564
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:40,020
Did we talk about boys like subtle changes in the behavior slightly agree?

565
00:56:40,020 --> 00:56:44,960
I I kind of thought everybody could do that. No, I'm trying to make it sound like I'm a fucking superhuman

566
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:49,600
Not but new social situations make me feel anxious

567
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,480
Depends on the situation, but yeah. Yes

568
00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:57,080
Like if I'm in a new job or something, I'm not having a good time for at least two months

569
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:04,600
I went to fucking our friend from from a place that we used to work his going away party and like I was like super like

570
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:10,360
Autistically like fucking doing like the analyzing conversations for like the first hour that I only talked to beep

571
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:14,280
It's the fucking first like 30 minutes. I was there. Yeah, it's hard

572
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:19,400
I talked to be hard not to fixate on it and you just start worrying like how well do I know these people do these

573
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:27,200
People like me. Yeah, well, that's you don't that's why people drink alcohol. Yeah, and that's why I was an alcoholic for a while

574
00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:29,200
Because there was a fucking party here when I was an alcoholic

575
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,200
Dude, alcohol is a fantastic drug

576
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,200
Bro, just fucking clean that in the glass

577
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,200
Especially for like social situations

578
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:39,280
Because I literally talked to Beepus and I talked to our boss for the first like 30 minutes

579
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:40,120
Oh my god

580
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:47,480
Well, the reason I was an alcoholic was because we had people over to my house all the fucking time and like I would need to chill out

581
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:52,440
Yeah, so I drink and then I'd keep drinking everyone would be like, holy fuck. He's drinking a lot

582
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:53,320
Like yeah, man

583
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:57,640
So I'd keep fucking doing it and I was like the life of the party by the end of the night and then I'd wake

584
00:57:57,640 --> 00:58:00,600
Up the next morning. Everyone's gone. I feel like shit

585
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:05,640
But then they come back and they're like, come on man. Have a couple drinks keep doing it

586
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,640
Like what you're funny when you drink

587
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:14,000
Next thing you know, I'm fucking breaking doors because I drank a fifth of

588
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:18,880
Now I was just saying that's what you're thinking is that they're saying you're weird if you don't drink

589
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,280
I mean remember that time when I went I knew I was weird

590
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:25,960
I just wanted to go to my room and fall asleep and then I do that and people would fucking knock on my door and

591
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,560
Tell me to come out cuz they were drunk as fuck and they wanted to hang out

592
00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:35,280
Remember that I didn't know why I call my door when I came over and we both fucking drank an entire bottle of fucking vodka

593
00:58:35,400 --> 00:58:38,160
Ourselves. Yes, and it's full alcoholic at that point

594
00:58:38,160 --> 00:58:42,040
I was I that was the first heavily drinking I've ever done in my entire life

595
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,680
And I drank an entire bottle of vodka in one night

596
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:50,720
And I was fucked up and I stared at a wall for a good fucking hour and that's Tyler

597
00:58:50,720 --> 00:58:52,720
You told us to podcast ago

598
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,160
Going to bed

599
00:58:56,160 --> 00:58:59,800
Then you walked into the basement even though I told you you could sleep upstairs

600
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:04,760
And then you slept on the floor in my basement

601
00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:07,920
Told me yeah

602
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:13,720
Oh my god heated blood topic and then I fucking woke up at like 5 a.m.

603
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:20,200
Cleans your entire house fucking I did yeah, I forgot about it. You fucking like my downstairs was immaculate

604
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:34,680
And hi fuck it's important that I carefully plan activities I'm gonna do nah fuck I wing it bro

605
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:39,560
I think wing I say definitely agree. I wing it. It's a fucking wing job

606
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:46,240
So I mean like I have like a rough plan, but it seems to never go and I was like yeah

607
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:50,520
I procrastinate into the last possible second. I was so late here

608
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:56,960
So I guess I'm slightly disagree. I'm seven minutes late everywhere. I go except like here

609
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,160
It's like an hour and a half, but like if it's like

610
00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:07,000
For all you guys I just don't come I'm so backed up

611
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:14,040
I'm so backed up my balls they hurt

612
01:00:15,280 --> 01:00:18,600
Job I'm scheduled to be at I guarantee to be seven minutes late

613
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:24,200
I'm a 30 minutes early every single what the fuck everywhere

614
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:29,400
So the other I'm one or the other I'm either super fucking early like a quarter of the time

615
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:34,000
Or I'm like no matter how many alarms I set I could it could be a night shift

616
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:38,120
I could be awake all day have the whole day to prepare be playing video games

617
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,000
And I will still play video games into the last possible

618
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:47,800
Moment and like get to work like by the skin of my fucking teeth. Maybe not late, but I am such a minute

619
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,800
Maybe not even late, but that's dude

620
01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:56,320
It's like late like on time to me is like say I have to be somewhere at nine o'clock

621
01:00:56,880 --> 01:01:02,560
907 is on time if it's our shared previous employer absolutely both of them actually no

622
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:05,680
But like my interview not the other one wasn't gonna fire you

623
01:01:07,160 --> 01:01:13,960
That's like my interview for for the place that just me and you worked at I was there an hour early for the interview

624
01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:19,440
And I sat in the parking lot for 45 minutes. I came in I came in 10 minutes early

625
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:24,680
I felt like but I was in the area like for interviews. That's different. I prepare for that

626
01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:29,600
So I'll be I was like in the area like probably an hour ahead of time got lunch

627
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:32,100
I was sitting in my car in a fucking suit

628
01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:38,400
Yeah, that's 45 minutes. That's kind of what I did I chilled like in a parking lot across the street

629
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:44,520
But then beepers came out. He's like what the fuck are you doing man? I'm like I'm here for the interviews. He goes dude come inside

630
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,320
Yeah, I

631
01:01:47,320 --> 01:01:51,680
Hate that shit interviews are so awkward because everybody's working and they were in there

632
01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:55,280
You know, they're just normal uniform and you're walking in a fucking suit

633
01:01:55,320 --> 01:02:00,160
Yeah, cuz that place gave a fuck if you dressed up you and me both got told that where guy

634
01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:03,640
Dude, if you really appreciated if you wear a suit, you're probably gonna get hired

635
01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:08,400
I didn't own a suit before that interview. Yeah, dude. I I have an $800 fitted suit

636
01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:13,600
I have I have a six. I wore it to an interview once and the lady was like, oh by the way

637
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:17,440
Is that a fitted suit and I'm like it is and she's like I could tell I say

638
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:24,840
Incredible is the best compliment. Yeah. No because you can see a bad suit a mile. Oh, yeah

639
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:31,800
Well, like once you see the difference you can't unsee it. I got my tailored to me. Yeah. Yeah, dude. It's it's so worth it

640
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:33,360
It's been a tax return one year

641
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:39,640
When you when you fucking when you tailor a suit to you, it looks fucking good, dude. It looks gangster

642
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:42,720
Yeah, but you got to maintain that body shape to dad

643
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:48,280
Okay, so that's fucked up. I think do we talk about this? No, I got this when I was 140 pounds

644
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:55,080
Yeah, I got it fitted and it doesn't take a lot to not fit it. Oh, dude now now I'm like a hundred and seventy hundred

645
01:02:55,080 --> 01:03:00,400
Sixty five. Yeah. Yeah, so that is I can't fit in that I have to have the pants let out

646
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:05,600
I was gonna say pushing it with even like five pounds if you're gaining in the wrong areas, you're fucked

647
01:03:05,600 --> 01:03:08,920
Yeah for sure like that is a problem this suit

648
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:13,360
I got fitted like to me like I got that like tailored. Oh, wow

649
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:18,640
Looks good. That's your girl. You look like Joe hard way in that picture

650
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:22,560
It looked like you're about to drop a couple

651
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:25,720
Yeah, God bless

652
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:29,320
Sorry, not trying to smile. Yeah my fiance

653
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:33,480
I don't care that much the next question I find it

654
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:39,280
Next question I find it hard to work out what people's intentions are

655
01:03:39,840 --> 01:03:43,360
Sometimes depends on the person. I start scheming. I think somebody's up to something

656
01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:46,800
What the fuck are they trying to get that?

657
01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:53,320
It's like they're trying to I always think there's some ulterior motive. I think yeah, and I think usually honestly in most cases your guts, right?

658
01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:56,680
But I think it a lot

659
01:03:56,680 --> 01:04:01,880
A lot when I haven't eaten and I'm like angry my blood sugar is low

660
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:06,400
Yeah, I started thinking the world's like out to get me and then I get a little sugar on deck and I like

661
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:13,680
Grief for us. I'd be like she brought up she brought up three topics and every time I tried to bring up my own

662
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:20,240
She didn't respond with nearly as much energy right like fuck. Yeah, you don't like me. I know I don't like me. Fuck you

663
01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:27,040
I was not you go to the abandonment thing and you're like, yeah. Yeah, it's my partner at work two out of the three days

664
01:04:29,640 --> 01:04:31,640
I'm just an asshole

665
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:36,960
Showing that we are autistic because we keep just

666
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:48,040
I'm drank. I this is the most I drank on the pod before so I would find it really hard to play imaginary games with children

667
01:04:48,040 --> 01:04:50,040
like

668
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:52,480
depends

669
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:57,600
Fuck kids. I fucking hate kids. Wait, did you wait? What?

670
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:07,240
Wait was he you played imaginary games? No, no, no, no, no, you said I fuck kids

671
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:13,560
No, I said well I was gonna say I and then I began a new statement and I said fuck kids. I hate kids

672
01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:16,640
Shit

673
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,560
Shit, sorry

674
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:24,000
You don't need a bleep that or anything, but that was my intention. I didn't mean to say that I fuck kids. I don't fuck kids

675
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:34,760
Caught myself off then I said fuck kids and like the context of I don't like them

676
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:40,040
That so there's no pause I

677
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:45,480
Understand that happen but like just say like I don't know hypothetically

678
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:52,000
Right you get pulled over and you do all those things where you start a sentence and then start a new one immediately after

679
01:05:52,000 --> 01:05:56,320
I think that could be really bad. Yeah, like you say to the cop

680
01:05:56,320 --> 01:06:02,280
I'm already fucked. I'm drunk right now

681
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:09,920
Fuck kids get out of the car get out. What the fuck did you just say? Yeah

682
01:06:09,920 --> 01:06:17,240
No, but hands on the steering wheel motherfucker, but they are annoying like the other day. My girlfriend was having a party and

683
01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:24,040
She's like, oh, yeah, by the way, my friends kids are coming. Oh fuck and I'm like god

684
01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:31,280
Damn it, dude. I was just like having a great fucking day thinking about all the things I was gonna do and then she's like

685
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:36,400
Oh, by the way, there's gonna be fucking kids here and I'm like what a fucking now. I gotta keep an eye on now

686
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:41,920
I got a fucking babysit. Yeah, God, you can't be dropping f bombs every five seconds

687
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:44,920
You can't myself. I'm trying to somebody else for like a couple hours

688
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:48,160
I'm trying to play Grand Theft Auto and I gotta stop when they come in

689
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:51,520
Yeah, right. We're like, oh like all my friends were like, let's find the hookers, right?

690
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:57,080
And then the kids come in the living room and we're like, let's obey the traffic laws and let's like drive

691
01:06:57,080 --> 01:07:01,680
Like we're actually trying to drive normally and they're like, oh this game's kind of boring. I'm like kids

692
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:10,680
They're gonna want to play right the fuck out of my living room, right? They think everything's about them. Yeah

693
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:16,800
Yeah, I think we should I fucking hate kids. I agree. This game is about obeying traffic laws

694
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:22,300
And learning how to drive next question. I would find it really hard to play imagine. Okay, we did that

695
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:29,240
I am good diplomat and help ease difficult social or work situation. I

696
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:37,000
Yeah, yeah, I'd say I'm pretty good at playing mediator. I am often the last person to understand a joke

697
01:07:38,840 --> 01:07:40,680
We'll come back to that

698
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:44,720
Something I've noticed about you. Yeah speaking of being a mediator, right?

699
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:48,000
This is how you know that Ali Mac is a true sage

700
01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:52,560
Because like I'm a big fan like I alright

701
01:07:52,560 --> 01:07:58,620
So I try and like any time I talk shit about somebody I try and say something good about the person

702
01:07:58,620 --> 01:08:00,760
So I try and keep it balanced

703
01:08:02,760 --> 01:08:07,460
Like I try and look at the good too so that I can talk a little shit about them, right?

704
01:08:07,760 --> 01:08:14,040
And you try to talk shit around Ali Mac and Ali Mac has got nothing but good things to say generally

705
01:08:14,040 --> 01:08:16,040
like

706
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:22,480
So you're kind of a sage in the way that like if I was trying to like like Sam rub the two sticks together trying to

707
01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:25,920
Get a little gossip going. Yeah, it won't why it won't light without a Mac

708
01:08:25,920 --> 01:08:31,600
I was just it goes in one ear and out the other because he doesn't he just doesn't engage in that kind of shit

709
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:41,600
I've noticed that about and I'm the guy just dumps lighter fluid on it. Yeah, I

710
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:47,560
Like here like a quality wait, do you mean talking shit about like each other here?

711
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:50,200
Like he doesn't have anything bad to say about you

712
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:52,880
Well, no, you know, I have not what he's saying

713
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:59,080
When when I've tried to like when I've tried to throw in and get a little fire started with some like gossip

714
01:08:59,080 --> 01:09:01,080
Yeah, you'll just deflect it

715
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,080
Just bounce off and I'm like, oh

716
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:10,960
Here I

717
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:19,160
Try to keep someone try to keep conflict away. I noticed I'm a man because you're a mediator. I love conflict

718
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:26,120
I mean I like it too. I'm lost. Oh, yeah. No, I like if two people are sort of really go at it

719
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,120
You gotta throw something in there

720
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:33,400
I'm drunk. I didn't hear him. Fuck. I'm awesome

721
01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:47,080
But that's just because I'm so fucking retarded it takes me time to process it yeah, I like doing things spontaneously. Yes. Yes

722
01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:51,840
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that one doesn't require discussion

723
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:56,080
I am interrupt if I interrupt doing something I find it hard to get back to

724
01:10:01,600 --> 01:10:05,960
Patterns and things all the time. I do I do that. Yeah, I

725
01:10:06,520 --> 01:10:12,840
Have some very strong interests and get upset if I can't pursue them. I yeah, absolutely. Oh, yeah

726
01:10:13,760 --> 01:10:15,760
vitamins last

727
01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:17,760
Last question I can

728
01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:25,640
I can tell someone that I am talking I can tell if someone I'm talking to is getting bored. Yeah. Yes

729
01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:29,360
Questions back

730
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:44,080
Yeah, I know that's why you have lots of the joke question at the Addy. We're going rapid fire with these fuckers. I think that's the end. The results indicate that you experience many typical signs of autism

731
01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:52,840
Sixteen borderline indication of autism. I took the adh test. I got a hundred on it. Six

732
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:59,560
Oh thirty if I took that I would I would score above. Yeah, it's a seek medical medical attention

733
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:02,120
Give me a score. I'm a DD. I

734
01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:09,280
Don't have the hyperactivity, but my brain just is a fucking mess, but I'm not let me just find an ADHD test

735
01:11:09,280 --> 01:11:12,080
I'll take it because I'll be able to take it like you heard it here for her

736
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:19,560
You hear you heard it here first folks on top of podcasts borderline offices, so

737
01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:22,680
We're not pinned in the red, but we're in the yellow borderline

738
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:29,200
Or do I ADHD test for adults instant ADHD tests are times of autism doc?

739
01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:31,720
dude, I

740
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:33,760
I could give you

741
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:36,680
Real life examples of every single one of those questions

742
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:42,320
My girlfriend said that she took the test like for me and she was laughing out loud

743
01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:45,400
She's taking it because it was so so much like me

744
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:47,400
The

745
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:55,620
Weird thing is though. So do you have this do either of you got well all of us were we're in couples here

746
01:11:55,800 --> 01:12:02,100
Do any of you feel that your partner is as autistic as you because with me my girlfriend is like a looking into a fucking mirror

747
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:06,400
She's just as fucked in the head as I am like now like now that we're both in school

748
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:09,680
Departure are a fucking apartment is a disaster

749
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:15,320
Because it's like a fucking bomb went off. Yeah, we're both up to our head in school work

750
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,880
We probably have the time to clean

751
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:22,200
But we're both just like I feel like I put enough work in today

752
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:27,160
And if I try to clean tonight like I'm gonna have no effort if I go to school tomorrow

753
01:12:27,160 --> 01:12:32,800
And like that's the way we both look at that issue. Yeah, like it's I don't know. It's bizarre. She's like

754
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:36,320
That's not necessarily the best thing. It's funny

755
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:41,480
We laugh about it, but at the same time like when your flaws are the same it can be bad

756
01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:45,340
Yeah, no, cuz then you're gonna make a kid. It's got like double those flaws

757
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:53,040
Yeah, because that shit the autism is very often like especially ADD and ADHD. They're very often hereditary

758
01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:56,160
So it's ADHD isn't autism

759
01:12:56,640 --> 01:13:00,080
But it is it but it's group. No, it's not it's not

760
01:13:00,360 --> 01:13:04,360
It's it's put in it's on the spectrum. I don't think it is

761
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:11,680
It is on the spectrum. Yeah, it is. Is it? Yeah, I'd rather say I'm on the spectrum. I mean obviously it's like the most entry level I think

762
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:17,360
Anybody who's on the spectrum just looks at just the autism light ADD. It's like yeah

763
01:13:18,080 --> 01:13:21,200
Sure autistic whatever. Yeah. Yeah

764
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:25,260
Like you ever bought a fucking fedora. No, I didn't think so

765
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:30,720
All right, so

766
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:34,880
What the fuck was I gonna question here got a question for Tyler?

767
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:38,720
Tyler are you with us?

768
01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:41,360
Tyler no, that's enough

769
01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:48,680
Tyler if God exists, why do you men have nipples? Oh that that's a good question. That's a good fucking

770
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:59,080
Yeah, because we all started off with 2x chromosomes we ended up getting a Y eventually and we all have nipples because of that

771
01:13:59,080 --> 01:14:01,800
It's a solid response. So why did God make it that way? Oh

772
01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:09,040
God the comeback God needs to work in the in the in the rule. I just said, you know, I'm just gonna make

773
01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:15,120
Interrupt you were answering your question. So let me fucking answer the question God get interrupted

774
01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:17,600
I find it very hard to get back to what I was doing

775
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:23,600
God created the constructs that he needs to work within so he made fucking human

776
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,040
what I'm trying to say here is that

777
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:32,900
Evolution has vestigial traits or there are there are there's proof of evolution. You say

778
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:34,680
All right. All right

779
01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:39,680
so I wanted to bring this up for a little bit and the two times I have since we came back since it's been a

780
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:46,560
Sunset, I guess it's no longer with us that part of the podcast. We're gonna go back into the false vacuum decay theory

781
01:14:46,560 --> 01:14:47,840
Oh, yeah

782
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:53,600
So I'm really hoping I'm sober enough to describe this as well as I did and the deleted portion of our podcast

783
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:57,120
but essentially what the false vacuum decay theory is is

784
01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:00,480
Are you familiar with what a Higgs field is?

785
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:03,640
Is that something to do that?

786
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:06,520
Yeah, yeah

787
01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:09,600
Yeah, so it's kind of that so essentially the theory is that

788
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:12,440
that Higgs field

789
01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:15,440
It's we believe it right now to be

790
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:20,800
Can I say something? Yeah, I think that that Jersey

791
01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:24,800
Looks very good on you. Thank you. I think I think you're teddy bear

792
01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:30,800
Always so well dressed when you come over here, that's because I just got to work

793
01:15:30,800 --> 01:15:33,800
I know but you get the polo the the pants that just

794
01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:39,440
I'm just saying that Jersey. It just has I think it's the black

795
01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:43,440
It's the colors, right? It's the color scheme. I'm not even a Panthers fan

796
01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:49,280
But like I like the player and the jerseys are fucking it looks good on you. I would feel wearing that jersey

797
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:54,080
I would feel wearing that I would feel confident doing just about anything

798
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:56,960
But anyway, go ahead

799
01:15:57,880 --> 01:15:59,880
Okay, so so we're

800
01:16:00,200 --> 01:16:02,200
Thank you. I appreciate it

801
01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,480
But so we're talking about the Higgs field here

802
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:11,000
So it's essentially so, you know, it's you don't need to know really what it is essentially

803
01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:18,480
It's the belief that we think it's stable, but it may be in a state where it's metastable where it's

804
01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:20,480
stable in its current

805
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:28,520
Spot but it also essentially it could be more stable than it is if the right things were to happen what those things are

806
01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,520
We don't quite know

807
01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:32,960
One college course

808
01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:37,560
I'm talking like a science guy. I'm like why the fuck am I?

809
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:40,560
I am like it's not stable. It's perhaps

810
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,560
particle physics

811
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:44,560
Dude, I fucking told you guys

812
01:16:44,560 --> 01:16:52,360
episodes ago, I like reading about fucking quantum mechanics and everybody just dismissed the fucking comment

813
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:59,160
So everybody's blown away that I thought about it. Okay, so metastable is like a horse stable. It's an no

814
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:03,680
Oh, but in the meta so so the anecdote I used before was

815
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:09,400
So the anecdote I used before is imagine a hammock between two trees

816
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:14,680
It's stable because it's anchored to the two trees, but it could fall to the ground

817
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,920
Nothing, don't obviously the trees preventing it from doing that

818
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:22,640
But let's say it's slipped it could fall further to the ground where it would be at its stable state

819
01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:25,360
Essentially, that's what we're saying could be going on with the Higgs field

820
01:17:25,360 --> 01:17:31,680
So by the process of quantum tunneling, which I'm not even gonna try to explain because I don't understand it either

821
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,760
but it's essentially saying that

822
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:37,280
What if somehow that Higgs field our little?

823
01:17:39,080 --> 01:17:40,720
Fucking

824
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:42,720
What what was the thing?

825
01:17:42,880 --> 01:17:46,360
Did the thing in the trees god damn it damn it? Yeah

826
01:17:46,600 --> 01:17:51,760
Yeah, so what if our what if our hammock fell from that tree and landed in its more stable position, so?

827
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:55,520
Essentially it would make every atom at the site of that occurring

828
01:17:55,920 --> 01:17:58,560
Release all of its potential energy immediately

829
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:05,840
So it essentially would just explode and that would set off a domino effect to all of the atoms next to it

830
01:18:06,160 --> 01:18:10,720
And it would keep expanding and expanding and expanding at the speed of light

831
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:15,200
So if that were to happen, there would be no way that we would see it coming

832
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:20,080
It would instantly wipe out everything and because it's destroying the atom

833
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:27,080
It's destroying the atoms themselves themselves and making them completely still that means that light wouldn't exist

834
01:18:27,080 --> 01:18:31,680
That means that gravity wouldn't exist time wouldn't be a concept because there would be no gravity

835
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:39,360
Nothing has any mass anymore. So it would just essentially destroy the universe as we know it there would be nothing but

836
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:46,160
The one thing that we have that could potentially save us is because we live in an expanding universe

837
01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:53,360
Or stretching universe is a better way to put it. It's possible that the universe might be stretching at a rate

838
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:05,040
It's possible the universe might be stretching at a rate

839
01:19:05,040 --> 01:19:12,040
It's possible that the universe may be expanding at a rate greater than that in which this fucking catastrophic event is occurring

840
01:19:12,040 --> 01:19:15,680
So for all we know because the beers I'm not gonna go into the observable universe

841
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:20,480
We have no fucking idea how big our universe is. It could be infinite. We don't fucking know but

842
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:24,320
It's possible that these things are so far away if they're occurring

843
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:32,880
They're never going to make it to us because the rate at which space expands or it's possible that the universe is expanding at a rate greater than that

844
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:40,480
At which space expands or it's possible that it's just billions and trillions of years away and it just occurred ridiculously far away

845
01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:46,960
Or it might not happen at all. It's just a fucking theory, but it's kind of scary that existential threat

846
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:49,400
Can wipe us out like that you would have no idea

847
01:19:49,400 --> 01:19:54,880
I feel like scientists a lot of times fuck that they just get paid to like come up with like an imaginary

848
01:19:54,880 --> 01:20:00,080
I took a test for 15 minutes and like oh, yeah, we'll do a small one-time fee for you to get your fucking

849
01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:03,480
That's why Tyler hasn't talked in 10 minutes

850
01:20:06,480 --> 01:20:08,800
I hate to break it to you. You're autistic

851
01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:16,800
No, this is ADHD. You have ADHD. You do. I can tell you that. I've diagnosed ADHD

852
01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:18,800
Schizophrenia

853
01:20:18,800 --> 01:20:20,800
Borderline personality disorder

854
01:20:20,800 --> 01:20:27,040
Actually, I have I think I have the real one. Hold on. I might have a real one from a psychiatrist that you can take

855
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:29,040
I already know I fucking

856
01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:32,160
I'm diagnosed with a severe ADHD

857
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:34,480
Like severe

858
01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:40,520
Anyways, what the fuck are you talking about the Halleran Collider or some shit? The topics been finished

859
01:20:40,520 --> 01:20:46,960
I said what I fucking Netflix said that you you can't fucking share passwords anymore fucking stupid

860
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:51,800
I canceled my membership. I hope they fucking burn in hell. Mm-hmm

861
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:57,160
That was the easiest decision. I've made in my life act like I don't know how to fucking torrent. I used limewire

862
01:20:58,080 --> 01:21:04,040
Motherfuckers, I'm wire was like fucking fucking the prostitute without a condom on Kanye underscore West

863
01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:06,040
underscore colon

864
01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:08,040
Heartless dot MP3

865
01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:10,040
Ended up being a porn video

866
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:15,920
Yeah posted by xx underscore headmaster underscore xx

867
01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:21,720
I don't know if this guy but Kanye was walking around looking like Batman dude fucking tack

868
01:21:22,240 --> 01:21:26,080
Fucking so it was wearing blue socks fucking looked like Edward

869
01:21:26,080 --> 01:21:32,720
Those are names black off the rails no shoes on

870
01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:39,840
Next to his next to his girlfriend that looks identical to a fucking female Pete Davis

871
01:21:39,840 --> 01:21:46,240
He does not look like a female. She does she looks uncannily. Have you seen the titties on her? Yeah, she obviously

872
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:49,320
She's a female. I'm not disagreeing with that

873
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:55,160
I'm saying the facial structure if if Pete Davidson were a chick that would be his fucking girlfriend

874
01:21:55,160 --> 01:22:00,280
He would not which is hysterical considering that's who Kim ran to he would not okay

875
01:22:00,280 --> 01:22:07,920
We gotta talk about someone better than fucking Kardashian drama. No no no he would not have that big of titties if he was fucking a woman

876
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:15,160
I'm not talking about what tits he'd have I'm talking about the face here. I think I'd have pretty you know normal-sized tits

877
01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:19,880
I don't think I'd have big tits or small tits, but I'd have like a you know middle-of-the-road tits if I was a woman

878
01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:28,440
You know okay, okay? All right. Yeah, you got ADHD

879
01:22:29,440 --> 01:22:31,720
I got a segment for you here. Fuck you

880
01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:36,600
I have that actual test here for you, but it's all filled out

881
01:22:38,160 --> 01:22:40,560
You're gonna see all my answers that I submitted

882
01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:48,440
Fuck you in your segments all right here we go. Where's my arm?

883
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:56,120
This is different. This is different actually this is not about just out torturing Ali Mac

884
01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:59,320
Welcome to jeopardy

885
01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:09,320
Oh shit fuck yeah man. Where's my arm? Oh I'm so pumped for this. My name is Alex Trebek. We're gonna make idiots of ourselves

886
01:23:09,320 --> 01:23:16,400
I'm here with three people that just took an autism test and proved that they actually have autism

887
01:23:17,480 --> 01:23:22,080
Hey, it said I'm likely to be on the spectrum in my defense

888
01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:29,400
Yeah, so we're playing jeopardy we got we got a board here. We got around the jeopardy

889
01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,840
The

890
01:23:33,840 --> 01:23:35,840
What do I say?

891
01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:43,760
The the values on the board are two you're not gonna be able to see it, but it's 200 400 600 800 a thousand

892
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:46,120
All right

893
01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:48,480
And what are our categories back?

894
01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:53,360
God damn it and he turd Ferguson up in this bitch

895
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:58,840
Fucking Sean Connery. Yeah, it's a cool hat. It's big

896
01:24:01,840 --> 01:24:03,840
Come to the

897
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:14,280
Here with the day the lady from New York, he's a medical technician

898
01:24:14,280 --> 01:24:16,280
Kind of guy

899
01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:22,200
See you're wearing a MAGA hat you you vote for Trump in the next election. Yeah

900
01:24:23,040 --> 01:24:24,840
I am Alex

901
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:29,160
This is old fucking guy running the country now is really fucking things up

902
01:24:29,160 --> 01:24:41,280
I'm sure but the other guys served is where the Panthers Jersey. He has a bills keychain and he's a Charters fan

903
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:47,560
Actually, I don't have a bill change talking about but yeah, I used to

904
01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:50,880
We got Tyler Lee wearing a cowboy hat

905
01:24:51,480 --> 01:24:54,780
I'm here. Mr. God damn right or there things like

906
01:24:54,780 --> 01:24:59,500
No, we're good, okay, no more slamming the fucking water

907
01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:06,020
It's a titty cup. Okay. All right categories. We got categories here US presidents

908
01:25:07,380 --> 01:25:08,620
science

909
01:25:08,620 --> 01:25:10,620
movie titles

910
01:25:10,620 --> 01:25:14,660
Cardinal directions, that's where the answer is a direction

911
01:25:16,180 --> 01:25:18,180
potent potables

912
01:25:19,220 --> 01:25:21,220
And world capitals, okay

913
01:25:21,220 --> 01:25:25,020
Since since Ali Mac is tortured every episode will have him pick the first

914
01:25:25,940 --> 01:25:27,940
Topic what are the categories?

915
01:25:29,580 --> 01:25:31,580
I'll do science 200

916
01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:36,060
First round the Jeopardy rap

917
01:25:37,740 --> 01:25:42,860
Science 200. All right. Here we go the make of a car. All right, everybody is everybody ready?

918
01:25:42,860 --> 01:25:46,860
Yes, cuz all right. It's gonna be like the first one who shot out the right answer

919
01:25:46,860 --> 01:25:51,300
All right, it's gonna be like the first one who shot out the right answer. Yeah

920
01:25:51,580 --> 01:25:56,660
Yeah, it can't be the first one who shouts out the right answer. Yeah, you don't got buzzers. Let's say

921
01:25:57,700 --> 01:26:04,140
Yeah, exactly. We'll do that. All right. Wait, but the person who asks the question also gets like that little buffer

922
01:26:05,060 --> 01:26:09,980
Yeah, and the show they do now that would be too hard to do in this fuck that just go

923
01:26:09,980 --> 01:26:16,540
All right, you ready? Yeah the the make of a car and an early inventor Tesla

924
01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:33,980
All right, Dan, yeah the board had you won 200 points, all right next category you can pick

925
01:26:35,660 --> 01:26:37,660
But one of the categories

926
01:26:37,660 --> 01:26:44,680
US presidents science movie titles cardinal directions. I'll take science for 200

927
01:26:49,420 --> 01:26:53,460
Is just go like just sneak through just that cuz we're gonna ask

928
01:26:56,780 --> 01:27:00,980
Size for 200 so you want to go for 400. Yeah, no just go

929
01:27:02,220 --> 01:27:04,220
Five questions. Okay fine, whatever

930
01:27:04,220 --> 01:27:10,060
Yeah, science for 400 get it going and e equals MC squared C stands for this

931
01:27:10,780 --> 01:27:15,160
See, yep equals MC mass times

932
01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:21,160
It's oh, what is acceleration? No fuck you had

933
01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:29,320
Mass times gravity gravity. I got it. I got one calculation. No

934
01:27:33,840 --> 01:27:35,840
Ferguson that's my name

935
01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:43,360
Mass equals

936
01:27:43,440 --> 01:27:50,040
No equals MC squared. Okay, so it's energy. That's the formula for energy. What would that be fucking part of mass?

937
01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:52,040
What is circumference? What is velocity?

938
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:00,440
What is weight

939
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:12,660
Cartoon is the speed of light. I wasn't gonna get that

940
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:16,000
Dan your choice again

941
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:19,560
I think science for 500 science for 600

942
01:28:21,160 --> 01:28:25,360
Darwin did his research. Oh, wait, we're a daily double

943
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:35,760
What what are the Galapagos

944
01:28:35,760 --> 01:28:44,560
Oh, we'll give you six hundred sincerity you only had 200 to wagers

945
01:28:47,640 --> 01:28:51,680
So you got 800 dance got 800 Wow, yeah

946
01:28:53,280 --> 01:28:55,940
All right off Dan next category Dan

947
01:28:55,940 --> 01:29:04,460
What is the next category so that you can pick anything US president science movie titles cardinal directions science

948
01:29:05,180 --> 01:29:06,180
science

949
01:29:06,180 --> 01:29:08,180
science for 800 yes

950
01:29:08,780 --> 01:29:12,820
The process by which plants make energy and

951
01:29:15,660 --> 01:29:17,660
He buzzed in first

952
01:29:17,660 --> 01:29:21,260
What is what is photo sent in first

953
01:29:21,260 --> 01:29:28,900
Oh, he said what is fun? Oh

954
01:29:28,900 --> 01:29:39,780
Go off Casey I got no points for fucking you mother fucker. I'll kill you. You think this is a joke? Huh?

955
01:29:39,780 --> 01:29:44,340
It's a fucking joke Alex. I'll fucking hang you next category

956
01:29:44,340 --> 01:29:49,660
I think

957
01:29:55,540 --> 01:30:00,340
Look I'm on your side bro. Look at me fucking work. So fucking leave

958
01:30:01,460 --> 01:30:04,320
Right fucking Casey just zigzag him

959
01:30:05,660 --> 01:30:08,060
What's on the board we need variation here?

960
01:30:08,060 --> 01:30:13,180
Oh god, we're going to the Remy

961
01:30:16,180 --> 01:30:22,140
Tyler with next category movie tells for two Jack's Jack Dawson is the king of the world

962
01:30:23,100 --> 01:30:24,260
and

963
01:30:24,260 --> 01:30:26,260
Titanic what is Titanic?

964
01:30:27,540 --> 01:30:29,540
Okay, I'll give it to you

965
01:30:29,900 --> 01:30:35,620
Yeah, you fucking douchebag. They give it to the people on the show that correct themselves fucking douche

966
01:30:35,620 --> 01:30:40,220
Fuck you got this Remy's making me angry next next

967
01:30:44,420 --> 01:30:48,140
Let's do movie titles again fucking why not or movie titles for four

968
01:30:49,460 --> 01:30:53,340
This Stephen King adaptation was released in 1980

969
01:30:54,820 --> 01:30:58,500
Pet cemetery wait no no, what is it? What is it?

970
01:31:00,340 --> 01:31:02,340
Yeah, but I didn't say what is

971
01:31:02,340 --> 01:31:04,340
Oh

972
01:31:07,540 --> 01:31:09,860
Yeah, what is the shining oh

973
01:31:13,940 --> 01:31:15,940
Fucking Stanley Kubrick

974
01:31:20,380 --> 01:31:22,380
It's right there

975
01:31:22,380 --> 01:31:25,840
I'm gonna go to the next category time

976
01:31:26,820 --> 01:31:28,820
movies

977
01:31:28,980 --> 01:31:33,760
600 this movie starred Robert Dean Robert De Niro Joe Pesci and Ray

978
01:31:35,180 --> 01:31:43,100
What is good fellas? I fucking I think we should just shout out the answer for now. Yeah, the buzzer doesn't make sense

979
01:31:43,100 --> 01:31:50,260
Fucking whatever who gets the points on that one he does. Oh, yeah, that's the last time it's sliding though Dan

980
01:31:55,100 --> 01:32:00,760
All right next category dad we got US President science movie titles cardinal directions science

981
01:32:03,300 --> 01:32:08,720
$1,000 these are the two main chemical elements on the periodic table that make up the Sun

982
01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:13,360
I'm gonna say Jim and I did him

983
01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:23,400
What is carbon and hydrogen

984
01:32:25,320 --> 01:32:27,320
I was really confident that one

985
01:32:27,320 --> 01:32:29,320
What is

986
01:32:37,760 --> 01:32:40,360
We don't know it it's shots in the dark here, what is it?

987
01:32:40,360 --> 01:32:49,680
Times up the answer is hydrogen helium. I thought I was honest

988
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:04,560
Yoda dies in this movie

989
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:11,080
And the synth fuck return to the Jedi is return the Jedi

990
01:33:17,440 --> 01:33:20,560
Motherfucker speak up we're done with the buzzer

991
01:33:24,560 --> 01:33:26,560
Movie titles again

992
01:33:26,560 --> 01:33:32,680
For a thousand for 800 actually, I know that was 800 for a thousand

993
01:33:32,680 --> 01:33:38,200
Oh, this film was incorrectly awarded best picture on stage at the 2017 Oscars

994
01:33:41,560 --> 01:33:47,160
2017 what came out that year motherfucker. Hey, what are we using? We're using computer aids here

995
01:33:51,640 --> 01:33:53,640
Wolf of Wall Street

996
01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:57,000
I thought that was early. I thought that's 16. He's scrolling

997
01:34:01,080 --> 01:34:04,960
Timers up times up that was moonlight

998
01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:10,640
Into that video where they were awarded best picture to the wrong movie

999
01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:15,320
All right, we got

1000
01:34:15,320 --> 01:34:22,280
Categories US presidents cardinal directions potent potables and world capital. What the fuck is pulling potable? It's about drugs

1001
01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:26,800
That sticks with me because we haven't fucking get yeah fucking potent potables

1002
01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:30,680
first state to legalize marijuana a recreational

1003
01:34:35,240 --> 01:34:37,240
Shit

1004
01:34:37,240 --> 01:34:43,220
Soon as you said that I thought yeah one of those next up titles

1005
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:52,240
US presidents cardinal directions potent potables world capital

1006
01:34:52,240 --> 01:35:09,720
Potent potables for 400 number of lines to make little people feel fine 11 16

1007
01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:16,160
What the fuck that's that it's 16 on one is to

1008
01:35:16,160 --> 01:35:23,260
16 lines what is 16 lines you fucking ass

1009
01:35:30,100 --> 01:35:32,100
What is

1010
01:35:33,100 --> 01:35:35,100
Recently

1011
01:35:39,420 --> 01:35:43,700
Nobody's got a question. We've got the question. I did I said what is

1012
01:35:43,700 --> 01:35:50,660
First I said 16 lines first. He said 11. All right next next topic give me a tip

1013
01:35:51,820 --> 01:35:54,820
Fucking too. That is a petite adagio

1014
01:35:56,340 --> 01:35:58,460
Ape tit fucking a pit brow

1015
01:35:59,540 --> 01:36:01,300
potent

1016
01:36:01,300 --> 01:36:07,660
Ate it this liquor is made from sugar cane. Oh and fucking what is rum?

1017
01:36:08,380 --> 01:36:10,380
correct

1018
01:36:10,380 --> 01:36:14,780
I said what is congratulations Tyler fuck you fucking

1019
01:36:21,420 --> 01:36:23,420
Fucking a pit

1020
01:36:24,980 --> 01:36:26,980
Potent

1021
01:36:27,420 --> 01:36:30,980
Under it street name for Walt Smith and breaking the head

1022
01:36:31,860 --> 01:36:38,540
Blue sky was crystal. What is crystalline? What is blue sky? It is blue sky. Yeah, that's Tyler guy

1023
01:36:38,540 --> 01:36:42,160
800 I mean there's a couple names, but yeah, the nickname is blue sky

1024
01:36:42,860 --> 01:36:49,060
So a quick scoreboard here got alley back 1400 Dan 1600 Tyler 2600

1025
01:36:49,820 --> 01:36:53,680
Daniel 2600 next category time Ram 2600

1026
01:36:54,540 --> 01:36:56,540
What is can I look at the board?

1027
01:36:57,780 --> 01:37:00,220
Do we need to get up we're gonna just break shit

1028
01:37:00,220 --> 01:37:02,220
Oh

1029
01:37:07,900 --> 01:37:14,780
Shit this president died one month after his inauguration due to contracting pneumonia during his speech

1030
01:37:20,140 --> 01:37:25,400
Coolidge here's Calvin Coolidge Harrison, which one?

1031
01:37:26,900 --> 01:37:28,900
What is Harrison?

1032
01:37:28,900 --> 01:37:30,900
William Harrison

1033
01:37:31,220 --> 01:37:35,700
What is William Harrison? He didn't say what is I said what is?

1034
01:37:37,420 --> 01:37:39,420
William Henry Harrison

1035
01:37:41,220 --> 01:37:43,220
Thanks, let's do the next president

1036
01:37:45,060 --> 01:37:51,740
Only president to be the son of a former president besides George W Bush. What is FDR Teddy Roosevelt?

1037
01:37:53,260 --> 01:37:55,260
FDR

1038
01:37:55,260 --> 01:37:59,260
What is Teddy Roosevelt?

1039
01:38:07,260 --> 01:38:11,460
Hold up fucking douchebag, where's the timer go up? Yeah, just fucking

1040
01:38:13,260 --> 01:38:15,260
The answer was John Quincy Adams

1041
01:38:20,020 --> 01:38:22,020
Next topic Tyler

1042
01:38:22,020 --> 01:38:26,720
President this category this president ended the Vietnam War

1043
01:38:28,420 --> 01:38:32,060
Who is Nixon who is Lyndon B Johnson Nixon?

1044
01:38:39,260 --> 01:38:43,460
I feel discriminated against that the presidents are in there Dan's pick for category

1045
01:38:43,460 --> 01:38:45,460
I

1046
01:38:57,220 --> 01:38:59,300
Also known as acid or LSD

1047
01:38:59,300 --> 01:39:04,900
I'm DMA. What is that's ecstasy? Um, what?

1048
01:39:05,620 --> 01:39:07,620
What is LSD?

1049
01:39:07,940 --> 01:39:11,380
The question again also known as acid or LSD

1050
01:39:12,820 --> 01:39:17,260
What is those are the only two names for it? What is the what is LSD?

1051
01:39:19,060 --> 01:39:21,060
Something acid

1052
01:39:21,060 --> 01:39:30,220
What is the surgical side of subtle dialectic? What is lysergic acid diethyl?

1053
01:39:32,820 --> 01:39:35,900
Next time tip of my tongue Dan's pick for next category

1054
01:39:40,780 --> 01:39:44,620
World capitals card directions the cardinal directions

1055
01:39:44,620 --> 01:39:50,860
Okay, I don't know what that means the answer is a direction like north southeast west or like right or left

1056
01:39:51,660 --> 01:39:53,660
Could be north northeast

1057
01:39:54,300 --> 01:39:57,640
East southeast. Yeah, you know so compass directions. Yeah

1058
01:39:58,820 --> 01:40:01,640
Albuquerque, New Mexico and the name of an airline

1059
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:13,040
I think Tyler got that he said what is I'm too drunk for this these questions aren't even a register

1060
01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:19,120
Directions for four fucking compass what compass for?

1061
01:40:20,600 --> 01:40:22,600
Cardinal

1062
01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:28,000
Shit how much you wager in what you want to risk you got three thousand two hundred

1063
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:30,000
You're gonna risk 200

1064
01:40:30,400 --> 01:40:36,160
All right, we got daily double from 200 the capital of this Dakota is Pierre

1065
01:40:36,160 --> 01:40:40,200
Wait, what you started the the cap? You don't get to do this

1066
01:40:41,120 --> 01:40:43,120
All right, he said south

1067
01:40:43,640 --> 01:40:45,640
I'll stay till the end. What is south?

1068
01:40:46,480 --> 01:40:48,480
the south

1069
01:40:49,120 --> 01:40:51,120
Got it $200

1070
01:40:51,920 --> 01:40:53,920
So you got what 400

1071
01:40:53,920 --> 01:40:56,520
Yeah, doubles it so yeah for

1072
01:40:57,760 --> 01:40:59,760
next category

1073
01:41:00,160 --> 01:41:02,160
next category

1074
01:41:02,680 --> 01:41:04,680
Let's do the west

1075
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:07,800
directions

1076
01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:10,360
All right directions for a hundred

1077
01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:15,280
Directions for a hundred

1078
01:41:17,280 --> 01:41:19,280
We are back

1079
01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:24,400
We are back cardinal directions for 800 Perth to Sydney, Australia

1080
01:41:25,400 --> 01:41:32,800
What Perth to Sydney Australia, what is south? What is west? It was north

1081
01:41:33,840 --> 01:41:35,840
What is east?

1082
01:41:36,880 --> 01:41:38,880
Everybody got what is east?

1083
01:41:40,880 --> 01:41:42,880
That was $800 for Alibak

1084
01:41:43,880 --> 01:41:45,880
Are you kidding me?

1085
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:51,680
Next next guy where I'm back. Um, there's only four directions. Give me give me give you again

1086
01:41:52,320 --> 01:42:00,480
So presidents is that wash presidents cardinal directions world capitals. Let's do world capitals for 200. I

1087
01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,680
Don't know him

1088
01:42:03,680 --> 01:42:08,040
Just use category that Canada. What is a country to the north of the u.s.

1089
01:42:08,760 --> 01:42:10,760
What is Ottawa? Oh

1090
01:42:10,760 --> 01:42:15,760
Right capitals of the right. I forgot about the category

1091
01:42:19,400 --> 01:42:22,840
Trying to define Canada, I was drunk I forgot category

1092
01:42:28,760 --> 01:42:34,440
The last present the file no, there's a hundred it's a badass movie title the final president

1093
01:42:34,440 --> 01:42:39,320
President the file. No, there's a hundred. It's a badass movie title the final president

1094
01:42:46,120 --> 01:42:48,120
400 no, there's three

1095
01:42:48,280 --> 01:42:54,800
Really? You're gonna risk 400. Yes. All right. He became president after the assassination of William McKinley

1096
01:42:57,560 --> 01:43:00,400
Who is Monroe, oh that is fucking correct

1097
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:02,400
400

1098
01:43:11,040 --> 01:43:14,680
Authorize the use of atomic bombs on Japan during World War two

1099
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:24,720
Mother fucker, how do I know? Yes

1100
01:43:24,720 --> 01:43:29,080
No, who's LBJ I

1101
01:43:32,320 --> 01:43:36,640
Can see his stupid glasses face glasses glasses glasses

1102
01:43:38,280 --> 01:43:41,220
That would be Harry Truman fucking Christ

1103
01:43:42,360 --> 01:43:44,360
fucking suck it

1104
01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:49,080
knew that mother fuckers big give me a direction directions for a thousand

1105
01:43:49,880 --> 01:43:52,560
Mississippi in relation to Alabama to south

1106
01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:55,320
What is west what is north? What is he?

1107
01:43:56,040 --> 01:43:58,040
Mac what is south you're wrong?

1108
01:43:58,240 --> 01:44:00,240
What is west south west east?

1109
01:44:00,640 --> 01:44:02,640
No, it's west

1110
01:44:06,400 --> 01:44:08,320
Oh

1111
01:44:08,320 --> 01:44:13,940
Fuck actually was a little bit of thought put in time. That wasn't just me being a deck last category world capitals

1112
01:44:14,600 --> 01:44:16,600
the Netherlands

1113
01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:20,100
Our terrible plans is to Intelligibility

1114
01:44:20,100 --> 01:44:24,380
Wait, where's the question? No, it's the categories world capital

1115
01:44:26,660 --> 01:44:28,660
What is Oslo no, it's Norway

1116
01:44:45,100 --> 01:44:47,100
I ran

1117
01:44:47,100 --> 01:44:49,260
Oh fuck what is Qatar?

1118
01:44:51,180 --> 01:44:53,700
Yeah, it's not Qatar what does that get no

1119
01:44:55,500 --> 01:44:57,500
What is Baghdad Oh

1120
01:44:59,260 --> 01:45:03,080
Fuck fuck fuck wait, what is Kabul? No

1121
01:45:06,620 --> 01:45:09,920
Tehran I didn't run I've heard it

1122
01:45:09,920 --> 01:45:13,120
What did I say? Qatar? Yeah. Oh man cuz I was thinking

1123
01:45:13,120 --> 01:45:15,120
Baghdad's Iraq isn't it?

1124
01:45:15,120 --> 01:45:17,120
World capital's for 800

1125
01:45:17,120 --> 01:45:21,160
I was thinking it's the only it was the only five black star airport in the world

1126
01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:25,500
Which means it's the most dangerous airport to fly into it's Tehran. I thought it was Qatar

1127
01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:27,880
Yeah

1128
01:45:27,880 --> 01:45:29,880
Peru

1129
01:45:29,880 --> 01:45:31,880
It was Lima

1130
01:45:31,880 --> 01:45:33,880
Oh wow

1131
01:45:33,880 --> 01:45:35,880
Wow

1132
01:45:35,880 --> 01:45:37,880
Ali Meck with 800

1133
01:45:37,880 --> 01:45:39,880
He's got 4000 now

1134
01:45:39,880 --> 01:45:41,880
World capitals again last question

1135
01:45:42,880 --> 01:45:47,080
Norway what is Oslo? Oh Ali back you got it

1136
01:45:48,000 --> 01:45:50,560
All right, let's play final jeopardy the

1137
01:45:51,680 --> 01:45:56,880
scores Ali back 5000 Tyler 4600 Dan 2600

1138
01:45:57,480 --> 01:45:59,480
So you can only risk that much

1139
01:46:00,200 --> 01:46:04,740
Stay on Facebook and get the other true to true fight damn. What were you at?

1140
01:46:05,560 --> 01:46:07,560
2600

1141
01:46:07,560 --> 01:46:11,520
I'll do a true final jeopardy fucking I think we shall do a true final jeopardy. What does that mean?

1142
01:46:11,520 --> 01:46:16,480
I'm in for that. It means you it means you risk everything. You don't have to do that. I'm gonna risk

1143
01:46:16,880 --> 01:46:21,580
You have to you if me and him are already risking everything. It doesn't matter. It's whoever

1144
01:46:22,160 --> 01:46:24,160
You're all risking everything

1145
01:46:24,480 --> 01:46:26,480
All right

1146
01:46:26,560 --> 01:46:33,240
The well, what if I tell you the category first the category? Yeah, you need to do that. Yeah, that's the fucking deal

1147
01:46:33,240 --> 01:46:37,720
I rescind my previous offer the category is money

1148
01:46:38,720 --> 01:46:43,040
Oh god, he's gonna ask what presidents on a dollar bill. I can already fucking tell

1149
01:46:44,160 --> 01:46:46,160
Yeah, I can't I can't put the

1150
01:46:47,920 --> 01:46:50,080
Can't risk that I'm betting it all

1151
01:46:50,840 --> 01:46:56,800
I'm gonna wait though. You gotta text me your wagers cuz you can't know what you put each other's risking

1152
01:46:56,800 --> 01:46:59,000
I don't care what anyone says. I'm betting it all

1153
01:46:59,000 --> 01:47:02,560
Oh, we already know Tyler's gonna Tyler's gonna bet it all

1154
01:47:11,880 --> 01:47:17,600
Do we have to like text you our answer yeah, yeah. Oh shit. I got a text

1155
01:47:17,600 --> 01:47:22,440
I'm gonna text you your wager. I'm gonna text you your wager. I'm gonna text you your wager

1156
01:47:25,560 --> 01:47:27,560
Fuck how much money do I have?

1157
01:47:28,720 --> 01:47:29,920
5,000

1158
01:47:29,920 --> 01:47:31,920
bet it all

1159
01:47:36,440 --> 01:47:38,440
No son, I'm not a doctor

1160
01:47:38,440 --> 01:47:40,440
I

1161
01:47:46,440 --> 01:47:49,800
Don't know what thought process went into actually

1162
01:47:53,640 --> 01:48:00,480
Categories money the question is this president is on the half dollar bill text me your answer

1163
01:48:02,400 --> 01:48:04,400
Half dollar

1164
01:48:04,400 --> 01:48:11,080
Coin wait no allowing to text the answer that opens the fucking door. No cuz you don't want to know what each other says

1165
01:48:14,080 --> 01:48:16,080
On the half dollar coin

1166
01:48:18,160 --> 01:48:22,560
I sent you it you get time for these ones. Just give me a minute

1167
01:48:24,680 --> 01:48:26,680
Have one of my wallet actually

1168
01:48:26,680 --> 01:48:34,120
Hey, don't look whoa, there's multiple half dollar bill or

1169
01:48:35,080 --> 01:48:37,640
Okay, there's a there's multiple half dollar coins

1170
01:48:38,360 --> 01:48:42,960
There's only one man. I'm dollar. Yeah, it's a dude who has like the flat top looking thing

1171
01:48:46,720 --> 01:48:51,840
If you can picture it, you know who it is and now I don't I can picture the coin

1172
01:48:51,840 --> 01:48:54,000
I have no fucking idea who it is. I

1173
01:48:54,000 --> 01:48:58,240
I have some so I don't have to modify it, but

1174
01:49:00,440 --> 01:49:05,080
You have to write I said I said what is I should say who is yeah, no I got you

1175
01:49:12,440 --> 01:49:14,920
All right, I'm just gonna fucking fire something away

1176
01:49:14,920 --> 01:49:18,480
All right, let's uh, it's real about the correct answer was

1177
01:49:19,360 --> 01:49:22,320
Dan said John F Kennedy

1178
01:49:23,160 --> 01:49:28,920
He was correct. Yeah, baby. He got to us JFK. So he's got 5200

1179
01:49:30,200 --> 01:49:32,200
Tyler also said JFK

1180
01:49:32,440 --> 01:49:35,320
Sayonara boys. I went through first round of the game

1181
01:49:35,320 --> 01:49:37,320
I'm gonna go with the answer. I'm gonna go with the answer

1182
01:49:37,320 --> 01:49:39,320
I'm gonna go with the answer

1183
01:49:39,320 --> 01:49:41,320
I'm gonna go with the answer

1184
01:49:41,320 --> 01:49:45,320
Also said JFK. All right, sayonara boys. I went through first to last

1185
01:49:46,720 --> 01:49:48,720
4600 times two

1186
01:49:49,680 --> 01:49:51,680
Tyler wins

1187
01:49:53,680 --> 01:49:55,680
Says who who is

1188
01:49:56,080 --> 01:49:58,080
Lyndon B Johnson

1189
01:49:58,480 --> 01:50:03,840
No idea what the guy was Tyler way he's a 1899 Tyler wins

1190
01:50:03,840 --> 01:50:12,360
Wants dude. I literally he's got 3200. I only know it's definitely

1191
01:50:16,640 --> 01:50:18,800
all right. The two losers are smelling so

1192
01:50:22,640 --> 01:50:26,160
no you got to use the red line. Yeah, yeah, you got it. It's got

1193
01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:28,400
we got it.

1194
01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:32,400
I tried to that was an assault that wasn't even nice

1195
01:50:33,920 --> 01:50:37,240
Dude I'll be I'll be I'll be true with it. I'll be true with it

1196
01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:43,000
That was good

1197
01:50:43,000 --> 01:50:45,000
Tyler wins

1198
01:50:45,000 --> 01:50:47,000
Tyler wins

1199
01:50:47,000 --> 01:50:49,000
Tyler wins

1200
01:50:49,000 --> 01:50:51,000
Tyler wins

1201
01:50:51,000 --> 01:50:53,000
Tyler wins

1202
01:50:53,000 --> 01:50:55,000
Tyler wins

1203
01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:57,000
I lead before the wager I consider to win on my end

1204
01:50:57,000 --> 01:50:59,000
Tyler wins

1205
01:50:59,000 --> 01:51:01,000
Oh

1206
01:51:01,000 --> 01:51:04,000
The only technical difficulties just keep getting worse

1207
01:51:04,000 --> 01:51:06,000
Tyler wins

1208
01:51:06,000 --> 01:51:08,000
Yeah

1209
01:51:08,000 --> 01:51:09,000
Yeah

1210
01:51:09,000 --> 01:51:14,000
That was good. I like Jeopardy. It's fun. I like Jeopardy way more than who wants to be a millionaire

1211
01:51:14,000 --> 01:51:16,000
Me too

1212
01:51:16,000 --> 01:51:18,000
You're the only one who ever does who wants to be a millionaire

1213
01:51:18,000 --> 01:51:20,000
Tyler wins

1214
01:51:20,000 --> 01:51:22,000
I don't enjoy it

1215
01:51:22,000 --> 01:51:26,000
We do it every week in case he always chooses topics that I don't know about

1216
01:51:26,000 --> 01:51:28,000
Tyler wins

1217
01:51:28,000 --> 01:51:32,000
I'll ask questions about the theory of relativity next time

1218
01:51:32,000 --> 01:51:36,000
Honestly, I'd fare better than if you asked about presidents

1219
01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:40,000
Dude the presidents once is what fucking got me through that the presidents and fucking

1220
01:51:40,000 --> 01:51:41,000
I don't know any of that

1221
01:51:41,000 --> 01:51:43,000
Oh my god that that saved my ass

1222
01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:48,000
The capitals did and I fucking would have had Ottawa, but I was fucking forgot what the category was in my head

1223
01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:50,000
The country north

1224
01:51:50,000 --> 01:51:52,000
It's like the definition of Canada is ah

1225
01:51:52,000 --> 01:51:55,000
The country to the north of America

1226
01:51:55,000 --> 01:51:57,000
I fucking knew it was Ottawa

1227
01:51:59,000 --> 01:52:01,000
Alright so

1228
01:52:01,000 --> 01:52:03,000
Tyler wins

1229
01:52:03,000 --> 01:52:05,000
What was the other

1230
01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:07,000
Oh

1231
01:52:07,000 --> 01:52:09,000
Yeah

1232
01:52:09,000 --> 01:52:11,000
And we're cancelled

1233
01:52:11,000 --> 01:52:13,000
What was the ah

1234
01:52:13,000 --> 01:52:17,000
Fuck there was one other thing we wanted to talk about with Dan that we talked about from the

1235
01:52:17,000 --> 01:52:21,000
Oh the fucking ah the conspiracy about the fucking NFL player

1236
01:52:21,000 --> 01:52:23,000
What? What about him?

1237
01:52:23,000 --> 01:52:25,000
Pat Tillman

1238
01:52:25,000 --> 01:52:27,000
I've heard the name

1239
01:52:27,000 --> 01:52:29,000
He was in the NFL from

1240
01:52:29,000 --> 01:52:33,000
Nineteen in ninety eight to two thousand two and he signed up for the military after World War

1241
01:52:33,000 --> 01:52:37,000
After World War nine eleven

1242
01:52:37,000 --> 01:52:39,000
After World War nine eleven

1243
01:52:39,000 --> 01:52:41,000
But he signed up for the military after nine eleven and like

1244
01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:46,000
The military is kind of using him as like a poster boy is like like signing up for the military

1245
01:52:46,000 --> 01:52:52,000
But he was writing a memoir about his time in the military and it was like an anti-war thing because he realized how shitty

1246
01:52:52,000 --> 01:52:55,000
War was and how shitty the things that they were doing over there was

1247
01:52:55,000 --> 01:52:56,000
What is it good for man?

1248
01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:57,000
But ah he ah

1249
01:52:57,000 --> 01:52:58,000
Absolutely

1250
01:52:58,000 --> 01:52:59,000
Nothing

1251
01:52:59,000 --> 01:53:02,000
But he ended up getting killed by friendly fire

1252
01:53:02,000 --> 01:53:08,000
But the conspiracy is that the United States government tried to cover up that he got killed by friendly fire for a couple years

1253
01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:12,000
And they actually told his family that he got killed by ah the Taliban

1254
01:53:12,000 --> 01:53:13,000
Oh shit

1255
01:53:13,000 --> 01:53:17,000
But like they and then they burned his body and they burned his memoir

1256
01:53:17,000 --> 01:53:18,000
Get the fuck out of here

1257
01:53:18,000 --> 01:53:20,000
That's true yeah

1258
01:53:20,000 --> 01:53:21,000
Really

1259
01:53:21,000 --> 01:53:27,000
So I didn't see anything about the memoir his buddy says that it was kind of sketchy about just how

1260
01:53:27,000 --> 01:53:34,000
So the new the reason the news got reported to the Afghans and everything the conspiracies that I were reading which I'm not discounting you

1261
01:53:34,000 --> 01:53:36,000
I'm just saying I couldn't find yours

1262
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:43,000
Um where that it was just like they didn't want it to be known that it was friendly fire and it sounds like it was a mistake

1263
01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:50,000
But it is kind of sketchy too because the guy who shot him said like I kind of saw that he was wearing a US uniform

1264
01:53:50,000 --> 01:53:54,000
But I still pointed my m4 at him and put seven rounds in his chest

1265
01:53:54,000 --> 01:53:59,000
Do you think it's plausible that the government would kill that guy just for speaking out

1266
01:53:59,000 --> 01:54:00,000
Just to cover up their own

1267
01:54:00,000 --> 01:54:01,000
Then why is it possible

1268
01:54:01,000 --> 01:54:02,000
I think he could

1269
01:54:02,000 --> 01:54:06,000
Why is it possible that Joseph Pfeiffer was a crisis actor

1270
01:54:06,000 --> 01:54:08,000
Who's Joseph Pfeiffer

1271
01:54:08,000 --> 01:54:09,000
I'm not doing this

1272
01:54:09,000 --> 01:54:11,000
That guy in the 911 video

1273
01:54:11,000 --> 01:54:14,000
Okay see where's the Remy at

1274
01:54:14,000 --> 01:54:16,000
Give me the Remy

1275
01:54:16,000 --> 01:54:18,000
Yeah I mean dude I don't know

1276
01:54:18,000 --> 01:54:21,000
I don't know the military spends an incredible amount of money

1277
01:54:21,000 --> 01:54:26,000
But he was like being used as like the poster boy for recruitment

1278
01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:28,000
Yeah and they spend a lot of money on that stuff

1279
01:54:28,000 --> 01:54:30,000
Like the whole movie Top Gun

1280
01:54:30,000 --> 01:54:32,000
That was funded by the military

1281
01:54:32,000 --> 01:54:34,000
All those movies like the movie The Guardian

1282
01:54:34,000 --> 01:54:36,000
Have you ever seen that one

1283
01:54:36,000 --> 01:54:39,000
Those are all funded by the military for recruitment

1284
01:54:39,000 --> 01:54:41,000
Right so they

1285
01:54:41,000 --> 01:54:43,000
They don't want that bad press

1286
01:54:43,000 --> 01:54:47,000
They don't want the bad press but at the same time there's not like one person who's

1287
01:54:47,000 --> 01:54:49,000
Like spending all the money

1288
01:54:49,000 --> 01:54:51,000
So it's not like they would

1289
01:54:51,000 --> 01:54:54,000
It's not like there's really too much to gain by killing him

1290
01:54:54,000 --> 01:54:58,000
You know and it's like there's a lot of people that speak out against the military

1291
01:54:58,000 --> 01:55:00,000
But like just as their poster boy

1292
01:55:00,000 --> 01:55:01,000
Cheers

1293
01:55:01,000 --> 01:55:02,000
Oh we got ice

1294
01:55:02,000 --> 01:55:04,000
Yeah I mean

1295
01:55:04,000 --> 01:55:07,000
Dude you know Chris Kyle was a fucking fake

1296
01:55:07,000 --> 01:55:09,000
He was a massive fake

1297
01:55:09,000 --> 01:55:11,000
Like that whole American sniper bullshit

1298
01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:14,000
That I'm sure that movie was all funded by the military

1299
01:55:14,000 --> 01:55:16,000
He wasn't like stolen valor though was he

1300
01:55:16,000 --> 01:55:19,000
Well he did lie about some of his awards

1301
01:55:19,000 --> 01:55:20,000
Yeah he didn't

1302
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:22,000
Yeah he was a sack of shit dude

1303
01:55:22,000 --> 01:55:24,000
Like fucking

1304
01:55:24,000 --> 01:55:25,000
Did he kill himself

1305
01:55:25,000 --> 01:55:29,000
No he got fucking lit up by a PTSD riddled vet at a firing range

1306
01:55:29,000 --> 01:55:30,000
Yeah

1307
01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:35,000
Yeah so I think that he made up a whole lot more than they say

1308
01:55:35,000 --> 01:55:38,000
And I think that it's a similar thing

1309
01:55:38,000 --> 01:55:39,000
They wanted him gone

1310
01:55:39,000 --> 01:55:40,000
Yeah

1311
01:55:40,000 --> 01:55:42,000
Because they didn't want him to tell the truth

1312
01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:44,000
About what he knew

1313
01:55:44,000 --> 01:55:46,000
About how the military made up

1314
01:55:46,000 --> 01:55:48,000
I think they made up most of it

1315
01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:50,000
Like the American sniper bullshit

1316
01:55:50,000 --> 01:55:51,000
Yeah

1317
01:55:51,000 --> 01:55:52,000
I think it's all trash

1318
01:55:52,000 --> 01:55:54,000
Oh yeah he's like a wargo

1319
01:55:54,000 --> 01:55:55,000
He's like Uncle Sam

1320
01:55:55,000 --> 01:55:56,000
Is this still recording

1321
01:55:56,000 --> 01:55:57,000
Yeah

1322
01:55:57,000 --> 01:55:59,000
Oh okay I was gonna say everybody's like wrapping up

1323
01:55:59,000 --> 01:56:01,000
The live light is off

1324
01:56:01,000 --> 01:56:03,000
The live light fell off

1325
01:56:03,000 --> 01:56:04,000
Casey's taping it back up

1326
01:56:04,000 --> 01:56:05,000
There we go

1327
01:56:05,000 --> 01:56:07,000
It's just taped up I love that

1328
01:56:07,000 --> 01:56:09,000
I love that it still works

1329
01:56:09,000 --> 01:56:14,000
We are live

1330
01:56:14,000 --> 01:56:15,000
That's awesome

1331
01:56:15,000 --> 01:56:16,000
Technical difficulty

1332
01:56:16,000 --> 01:56:17,000
How much was that

1333
01:56:17,000 --> 01:56:19,000
Oh I don't like 30 bucks

1334
01:56:19,000 --> 01:56:22,000
I was gonna buy one for the thing

1335
01:56:22,000 --> 01:56:24,000
No do you still have the tape

1336
01:56:24,000 --> 01:56:25,000
Yeah

1337
01:56:25,000 --> 01:56:26,000
Give me the tape

1338
01:56:26,000 --> 01:56:27,000
Why

1339
01:56:27,000 --> 01:56:29,000
I'm gonna hang up something

1340
01:56:30,000 --> 01:56:32,000
Oh that's fucking awesome

1341
01:56:32,000 --> 01:56:33,000
With the lights off

1342
01:56:33,000 --> 01:56:35,000
Fucking Mike Irizioni

1343
01:56:35,000 --> 01:56:37,000
1980

1344
01:56:37,000 --> 01:56:39,000
1980

1345
01:56:39,000 --> 01:56:41,000
Lake Placid baby

1346
01:56:41,000 --> 01:56:43,000
Fuck yes

1347
01:56:43,000 --> 01:56:44,000
Say fuck yes

1348
01:56:44,000 --> 01:56:46,000
Casey you hate that meme

1349
01:56:46,000 --> 01:56:48,000
Don't act like you like it

1350
01:56:48,000 --> 01:56:51,000
Well I gotta have to get home

1351
01:56:53,000 --> 01:56:55,000
Gotta keep working

1352
01:56:55,000 --> 01:56:57,000
Oh jeez

1353
01:56:57,000 --> 01:56:58,000
Alright

1354
01:56:58,000 --> 01:56:59,000
To work for another hour

1355
01:56:59,000 --> 01:57:00,000
Damn Daniel

1356
01:57:00,000 --> 01:57:01,000
We gotta

1357
01:57:01,000 --> 01:57:02,000
Well

1358
01:57:02,000 --> 01:57:04,000
I might have to continue

1359
01:57:04,000 --> 01:57:05,000
Here

1360
01:57:05,000 --> 01:57:06,000
What time

1361
01:57:06,000 --> 01:57:07,000
What time do we have now

1362
01:57:07,000 --> 01:57:08,000
With what we have

1363
01:57:08,000 --> 01:57:09,000
12.23

1364
01:57:09,000 --> 01:57:10,000
No I mean

1365
01:57:10,000 --> 01:57:12,000
With how long the podcast is gone

1366
01:57:12,000 --> 01:57:13,000
Oh 1.58

1367
01:57:13,000 --> 01:57:14,000
Holy shit

1368
01:57:14,000 --> 01:57:15,000
Yeah that's not

1369
01:57:15,000 --> 01:57:16,000
That's not horrible

1370
01:57:16,000 --> 01:57:17,000
Could wrap it up

1371
01:57:17,000 --> 01:57:18,000
I thought it was shorter than that

1372
01:57:18,000 --> 01:57:19,000
You guys can keep going

1373
01:57:19,000 --> 01:57:20,000
I can

1374
01:57:20,000 --> 01:57:22,000
Nah I'm fucking tired too

1375
01:57:23,000 --> 01:57:24,000
Alright

1376
01:57:24,000 --> 01:57:25,000
Ali Mack let's go

1377
01:57:27,000 --> 01:57:29,000
Yeah for once I'm not tired

1378
01:57:29,000 --> 01:57:31,000
But I'm too drunk to go home

1379
01:57:31,000 --> 01:57:33,000
I can't fucking drive right now

1380
01:57:33,000 --> 01:57:34,000
You're trapped

1381
01:57:34,000 --> 01:57:35,000
Casey's just gonna keep you

1382
01:57:35,000 --> 01:57:36,000
In his basement for a while

1383
01:57:36,000 --> 01:57:37,000
I'm chilling for a while

1384
01:57:37,000 --> 01:57:39,000
Casey wants some new ghost adventures

1385
01:57:39,000 --> 01:57:40,000
Yeah

1386
01:57:40,000 --> 01:57:41,000
Casey's just gonna keep you

1387
01:57:41,000 --> 01:57:42,000
In his basement for a while

1388
01:57:42,000 --> 01:57:43,000
To do podcasts

1389
01:57:43,000 --> 01:57:44,000
It's like how a horror movie starts

1390
01:57:44,000 --> 01:57:45,000
The podcast

1391
01:57:45,000 --> 01:57:46,000
When I say I'm done drinking

1392
01:57:46,000 --> 01:57:47,000
He just fucking roofies me

1393
01:57:47,000 --> 01:57:48,000
He keeps me in the chair

1394
01:57:48,000 --> 01:57:49,000
He keeps me talking

1395
01:57:49,000 --> 01:57:50,000
He keeps me talking

1396
01:57:50,000 --> 01:57:51,000
Tyler wins

1397
01:57:51,000 --> 01:57:52,000
Tyler wins

1398
01:57:52,000 --> 01:57:53,000
Where's that tape

1399
01:57:53,000 --> 01:57:54,000
He texted me

1400
01:57:54,000 --> 01:57:55,000
What do you say we tape up Ali Mack

1401
01:57:55,000 --> 01:57:56,000
Oh shit

1402
01:57:56,000 --> 01:57:57,000
Yeah I'm good

1403
01:57:57,000 --> 01:57:58,000
How about we play a game

1404
01:57:58,000 --> 01:57:59,000
Sorry boys

1405
01:57:59,000 --> 01:58:00,000
Oh yeah

1406
01:58:00,000 --> 01:58:01,000
I'm sorry

1407
01:58:01,000 --> 01:58:02,000
I'm sorry

1408
01:58:02,000 --> 01:58:03,000
I'm sorry

1409
01:58:03,000 --> 01:58:04,000
I'm sorry

1410
01:58:04,000 --> 01:58:05,000
I'm sorry boys

1411
01:58:05,000 --> 01:58:06,000
I'm gonna drive home tonight

1412
01:58:06,000 --> 01:58:09,000
Every question he gets wrong

1413
01:58:09,000 --> 01:58:12,000
We tape up one more body part

1414
01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:13,000
Yeah I'm not gonna

1415
01:58:13,000 --> 01:58:14,000
So if he gets it wrong

1416
01:58:14,000 --> 01:58:15,000
We tape up his legs

1417
01:58:15,000 --> 01:58:16,000
Yeah you can go fuck yourself

1418
01:58:16,000 --> 01:58:17,000
I'm good

1419
01:58:17,000 --> 01:58:20,000
I do have lines here

1420
01:58:20,000 --> 01:58:21,000
Oh so I heard the song

1421
01:58:21,000 --> 01:58:22,000
There's a line that will not be wrong

1422
01:58:22,000 --> 01:58:23,000
I know that'd be fucked up

1423
01:58:23,000 --> 01:58:24,000
If something happened

1424
01:58:24,000 --> 01:58:25,000
I feel so bad

1425
01:58:25,000 --> 01:58:26,000
Tyler wins

1426
01:58:26,000 --> 01:58:27,000
Tyler wins

1427
01:58:27,000 --> 01:58:28,000
Tyler wins

1428
01:58:28,000 --> 01:58:29,000
Tyler wins

1429
01:58:29,000 --> 01:58:30,000
Tyler wins

1430
01:58:30,000 --> 01:58:33,000
We got Mike Irizioni up on the wall

1431
01:58:33,000 --> 01:58:35,000
Brought to you by horsecum.com

1432
01:58:35,000 --> 01:58:38,000
Rhino, spelling salts and Remy

1433
01:58:38,000 --> 01:58:39,000
Hey and guess what

1434
01:58:39,000 --> 01:58:42,000
Hashtag untitled Bill Burr

1435
01:58:42,000 --> 01:58:43,000
Yes

1436
01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:44,000
I'll make it to the page

1437
01:58:44,000 --> 01:58:45,000
Hashtag Bill Burr untitled

1438
01:58:45,000 --> 01:58:46,000
We need him on here

1439
01:58:46,000 --> 01:58:48,000
Get the fucking get it going

1440
01:58:48,000 --> 01:58:50,000
Tyler wins

1441
01:58:50,000 --> 01:58:51,000
Join us next week

1442
01:58:51,000 --> 01:58:53,000
Where we tape Ali Mack to a chair

1443
01:58:53,000 --> 01:58:55,000
And force feed him ghost peppers

1444
01:58:55,000 --> 01:58:57,000
Just kidding he's probably gonna flake if that's the case

1445
01:58:57,000 --> 01:58:58,000
And Bill Burr

1446
01:58:58,000 --> 01:59:00,000
Wow school got real busy all of a sudden

1447
01:59:00,000 --> 01:59:01,000
Sorry guys can't make it

1448
01:59:01,000 --> 01:59:04,000
And Bill Burr shows up

1449
01:59:04,000 --> 01:59:07,000
Yeah Bill Burr will be here next week

1450
01:59:07,000 --> 01:59:08,000
He was in the building tonight

1451
01:59:08,000 --> 01:59:09,000
Whoa

1452
01:59:09,000 --> 01:59:10,000
Whoa

1453
01:59:10,000 --> 01:59:13,000
Next week featuring special guests Bill Burr and Kanye West

1454
01:59:13,000 --> 01:59:14,000
Whoa

1455
01:59:14,000 --> 01:59:16,000
Alex Jones will make it

1456
01:59:16,000 --> 01:59:17,000
Super speed

1457
01:59:17,000 --> 01:59:18,000
Oh

1458
01:59:18,000 --> 01:59:19,000
Oh

1459
01:59:19,000 --> 01:59:22,000
How have you guys not cut the mics yet?

1460
01:59:22,000 --> 01:59:24,000
Yeah of all the shit

1461
01:59:24,000 --> 01:59:26,000
What kind of duct tape is this bro?

1462
01:59:26,000 --> 01:59:28,000
Dude that is weak as shit

1463
01:59:28,000 --> 01:59:30,000
I'm trying to tape the kids legs together

1464
01:59:30,000 --> 01:59:31,000
And he just ripped it

1465
01:59:31,000 --> 01:59:34,000
Alright so I'm gonna go upstairs now

1466
01:59:34,000 --> 01:59:36,000
It's been real nice talking to you all

1467
01:59:36,000 --> 01:59:39,000
Like us on Facebook and email us your texts

1468
01:59:39,000 --> 01:59:40,000
I'm gonna get out of here before I get trapped

1469
01:59:40,000 --> 01:59:41,000
If you're above 18

1470
01:59:41,000 --> 01:59:43,000
We're selling tickets to our next show

1471
01:59:43,000 --> 01:59:45,000
They're $200 apiece

1472
01:59:45,000 --> 01:59:46,000
There's one seat and you're our guest

1473
01:59:46,000 --> 01:59:47,000
Bill Burr is gonna be here next week

1474
01:59:47,000 --> 01:59:48,000
Very big episode

1475
01:59:48,000 --> 01:59:52,000
They're free but they require a mandatory $200 donation

1476
01:59:52,000 --> 01:59:55,000
And as always be kind to yourself

1477
01:59:55,000 --> 01:59:56,000
And each other

1478
01:59:56,000 --> 01:59:57,000
We out

1479
01:59:57,000 --> 02:00:00,000
Bye

1480
02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:02,000
For all we know robots have souls

1481
02:00:02,000 --> 02:00:04,000
We just don't know if they do or don't

1482
02:00:04,000 --> 02:00:06,000
How do you know?

1483
02:00:06,000 --> 02:00:12,000
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

1484
02:00:12,000 --> 02:00:15,000
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

1485
02:00:15,000 --> 02:00:16,000
Fuckin' no

1486
02:00:16,000 --> 02:00:18,000
I see some little dubby sack right?

1487
02:00:18,000 --> 02:00:21,000
No no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole

1488
02:00:21,000 --> 02:00:23,000
Yes we are

1489
02:00:23,000 --> 02:00:26,000
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts

1490
02:00:26,000 --> 02:00:28,000
Extended episodes

1491
02:00:28,000 --> 02:00:31,000
Where the fuck did the skirmish come from?

1492
02:00:31,000 --> 02:00:33,000
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

1493
02:00:33,000 --> 02:00:35,000
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

1494
02:00:35,000 --> 02:00:40,000
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese

1495
02:00:40,000 --> 02:00:42,000
Aliens exist as we speak

1496
02:00:42,000 --> 02:00:44,000
Somewhere in China

1497
02:00:44,000 --> 02:00:46,000
In some base

1498
02:00:46,000 --> 02:00:50,000
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall

1499
02:00:50,000 --> 02:00:52,000
Anthropoclesautron

1500
02:00:52,000 --> 02:00:53,000
They have dread

1501
02:00:53,000 --> 02:00:54,000
They're super soldiers

1502
02:00:54,000 --> 02:00:56,000
Then they are extraterrestrials

1503
02:00:56,000 --> 02:00:58,000
They are aliens

1504
02:00:58,000 --> 02:00:59,000
What do you hope?

1505
02:00:59,000 --> 02:01:01,000
I do not negotiate with them

1506
02:01:01,000 --> 02:01:03,000
I decide what?

1507
02:01:03,000 --> 02:01:04,000
This

1508
02:01:04,000 --> 02:01:06,000
AAAAAA

1509
02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:08,000
AAAAAAA

1510
02:01:08,000 --> 02:01:13,000
We gotta go to the fucking moon

1511
02:01:13,000 --> 02:01:18,000
Because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking government

1512
02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:20,000
He got killed by the CIA

1513
02:01:20,000 --> 02:01:23,000
JFK was killed by the government

1514
02:01:23,000 --> 02:01:25,000
Before my eyes

1515
02:01:25,000 --> 02:01:26,000
While holding their pulse

1516
02:01:26,000 --> 02:01:29,000
Feel them die of this virus

1517
02:01:29,000 --> 02:01:30,000
You feel bump bump bump

1518
02:01:30,000 --> 02:01:31,000
Beeeeeep

1519
02:01:31,000 --> 02:01:32,000
Nothing

1520
02:01:32,000 --> 02:01:33,000
They're fucking gone

1521
02:01:33,000 --> 02:01:34,000
I've seen it happen

1522
02:01:34,000 --> 02:01:39,000
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds

1523
02:01:39,000 --> 02:01:45,000
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you

1524
02:01:45,000 --> 02:01:47,000
That you are going to be able to raise

1525
02:01:47,000 --> 02:01:49,000
And they are going to make them so fucking real

1526
02:01:49,000 --> 02:01:51,000
They're going to sink money into them

1527
02:01:51,000 --> 02:01:54,000
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage

1528
02:01:54,000 --> 02:01:56,000
They're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real

1529
02:01:56,000 --> 02:01:57,000
You can cut it open

1530
02:01:57,000 --> 02:01:58,000
You're going to see blood cuts

1531
02:01:58,000 --> 02:01:59,000
No circuitry

1532
02:01:59,000 --> 02:02:00,000
But let me tell you their technology

1533
02:02:00,000 --> 02:02:02,000
Makes it out of social biology

1534
02:02:02,000 --> 02:02:04,000
Which by the way big brother

1535
02:02:04,000 --> 02:02:06,000
Is the overlord

1536
02:02:09,000 --> 02:02:11,000
We're only living in the third dimension

1537
02:02:11,000 --> 02:02:24,000
HOOOOOOP

1538
02:02:42,000 --> 02:02:46,000
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator

1539
02:02:46,000 --> 02:02:47,000
Okay

1540
02:02:47,000 --> 02:02:48,000
I'm not fucking lying

1541
02:02:48,000 --> 02:02:49,000
It's fucking real

1542
02:02:49,000 --> 02:02:50,000
Okay

1543
02:02:50,000 --> 02:02:51,000
Look it up

1544
02:02:51,000 --> 02:02:52,000
Look it up

1545
02:02:52,000 --> 02:02:54,000
He says that he was doing this shit

1546
02:02:54,000 --> 02:02:58,000
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust

1547
02:02:58,000 --> 02:03:00,000
He says that he was doing it just to survive

1548
02:03:00,000 --> 02:03:01,000
But he fucking loved it

1549
02:03:01,000 --> 02:03:04,000
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit

1550
02:03:04,000 --> 02:03:06,000
George Soros is the fucking devil

1551
02:03:06,000 --> 02:03:07,000
Okay

1552
02:03:07,000 --> 02:03:09,000
He's not fucking doing this shit

1553
02:03:09,000 --> 02:03:11,000
George Soros is fucking evil

1554
02:03:11,000 --> 02:03:13,000
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit

1555
02:03:13,000 --> 02:03:15,000
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit

1556
02:03:15,000 --> 02:03:18,000
Just don't fucking get it okay

1557
02:03:18,000 --> 02:03:19,000
Everybody like

1558
02:03:19,000 --> 02:03:21,000
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there

1559
02:03:21,000 --> 02:03:22,000
Fuck Trump right

1560
02:03:22,000 --> 02:03:23,000
Fuck Trump

1561
02:03:23,000 --> 02:03:25,000
He's not the actual fucking leader

1562
02:03:25,000 --> 02:03:26,000
It's George Soros

1563
02:03:26,000 --> 02:03:27,000
It's Bill Gates

1564
02:03:27,000 --> 02:03:28,000
It's fucking Elon Musk

1565
02:03:28,000 --> 02:03:29,000
It's everyone out there

1566
02:03:29,000 --> 02:03:30,000
Everybody says

1567
02:03:30,000 --> 02:03:32,000
Elon Musk is so cool

1568
02:03:32,000 --> 02:03:33,000
Everybody

1569
02:03:33,000 --> 02:03:34,000
You're saying

1570
02:03:34,000 --> 02:03:35,000
Elon Musk is so cool

1571
02:03:35,000 --> 02:03:37,000
He made like a place for all this shit

1572
02:03:37,000 --> 02:03:40,000
The actual government is trying

1573
02:03:40,000 --> 02:03:41,000
The actual full government

1574
02:03:41,000 --> 02:03:44,000
Which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis

1575
02:03:44,000 --> 02:03:46,000
Are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking the Holocaust

1576
02:03:46,000 --> 02:03:48,000
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking bill

1577
02:03:48,000 --> 02:04:11,000
He's fucking fucked