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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuckin' no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the skirmish come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Where the fuck did we meet? Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Anthropoclesautron, they have dreaded super soldiers.
I do not agree with that. I do not agree with that.
I did not say. Trap that bitch.
Welcome to Untitled Podcast. Number. Episode 31.
Casey here with Ellie Mac and Tyler. The convicted felon.
This video is so trippy. It's like, dude, fucking look at this video.
They're wearing gas masks. I watched this last night. It was like the trippiest thing I've ever seen.
Yeah. Bloody 98 by Suicide Boys.
So what happened this week?
Ron DeSantis is running for president.
Fuck Ron DeSantis. Here we go.
You're going to go. You're going to fucking vote for Ron DeSantis over Trump.
Fuck you.
What about you?
I'm going to vote for no one because everyone sucks.
Now I'll vote for the Green Party.
Go Green. Go Green, bro.
Green Party is a bunch of fucking.
I wish fucking Bernie Sanders would run again.
He's too old.
No, he's not fucking Joe Biden's run. He's fucking 80 years old.
Yeah, he shouldn't.
How old is Bernie Sanders? Fucking 82?
I do find it pretty hysterical.
I do find it pretty hysterical though how everybody on the fucking right is like, yeah, I'm more libertarian.
And then everybody on the fucking left side is just like, yeah, I'm more Green Party than Democrat, but I vote for them.
So many cases.
Fucking Bernie Sanders looks like he's about to have a heart attack at any second.
He's been fighting for these social rights for the last 60 years.
We were watching Joe Biden fail videos the other day and like his Secret Service guy, he's like pointing at like the thing where he goes.
Joe Biden just walks into the woods and he had to like.
He does not know how to get off the stage.
He is horrible.
Joe Biden's doctor said he was healthy.
He's like exercises and shit.
Yeah, of course they're going to say that.
What else are they supposed to say?
They also said Trump was healthy and he eats McDonald's three times a day.
He's like a healthy 80 year old male with like a bunch of these chronic medical conditions.
Like normal for an 80 year old, I guess.
He's like he fucking walks at a slow pace on the treadmill for like half hour every day.
Can you say that again?
Treadmill.
What?
How do you say treadmill?
I say treadmill sometimes.
Treadmill.
You walk on your meal.
Treadmill.
No, there's fucking no way.
Of course they're going to tell you he's healthy because it would fucking incite a mass panic.
Yeah, our president has severe dementia.
I would panic.
I'd be like, all right, well, that was expected for an 81 year old or whatever.
At this point, it's expected because we've had enough time to realize that maybe it'll be OK.
And then you got fucking Kamala to be the president.
I think that'd be worse.
I'd rather have a dementia patient.
Who's that one fucking Democrat?
No, the one, the super old chick right now that's just fucking doesn't know the fucking I think.
Oh, Diane something.
No, I'm thinking fuck the evil witch looking person.
They literally wheel her out in a fucking wheelchair and she doesn't know where she is.
And she's just in like I'm pretty sure she's a senator.
It's just like Nancy Pelosi.
No, close though.
No, it's fucking looks like a demon.
Let's be fucking real.
Put a picture.
Jay Jamie, pull the picture of Nancy Pelosi.
She looks like a demon.
So one person say that if you put that senator and Joe Biden in a room together, they wouldn't be able to hold a conversation.
Nancy Pelosi looks like the actress that was in like the conjuring and shit.
No, no.
Look up twenty twenty three modern photo of her because those are decent photos that played like Lorraine Warren.
She's eighty three years old.
Yeah, she's a mess.
Remember that dude that just broke into their house and beat the fuck out of her husband?
Who is this Nancy Pelosi's husband?
Oh, no, I don't remember.
She says I'm emancipated now.
Nancy Pelosi enjoys life after leadership.
Set my people free.
So I was watching videos of like Russian crashes like Russian like vehicle crashes because they all have dash cams over there.
Some of those shit for fucking wild.
Like I saw there's this fucking like this big rig that was like going.
But it looked like it just like like the brakes went out on it and the truck was went in between two other big rigs going two opposite ways.
And it fucking sheared the big rig like in half.
And then like you could see the cab the cabin of the of the of the truck just fucking flip over and then crush it on itself.
Mike, that guy just fucking died.
We watched the man die right there.
Like I love like like these videos that you see like crash videos and like all this other shit like you can't show a human being like getting like stabbed to death or getting shot or whatever.
But you can show car crashes where you know the person's dead and everybody who's watching knows that person died.
But because you can't physically see the person, they're like there's plausible deniability.
I think there's seen the planes flying in the towers on 9-11.
It's not one person.
Oh, God, it was like a kid or someone.
Okay, he's going to look up best gore videos again.
It was someone who was a kid at the time of 9-11.
And now they're like, I don't know, like 20, whatever.
They're like, yeah, I love how every year on the anniversary of my dad's death, he was in the first plane.
I get to see this shit happen like 150 times.
It's great.
I love it.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck was that?
Yeah, I was watching like a bunch of police shooting videos, like one where like cops got shot or like body cam videos.
I don't know.
Oh, speaking of which, I'll tell you guys more about that after.
You see that one I saw yesterday?
The fucking dude jumps out the window and fires the gun up in the air.
He's like he jumps out of a third story window while firing the gun at the cop.
And the cops like, oh, fuck.
And it just like opens fire on him.
And then he shoots the guy like three times in the chest.
And the guy just like crawls on the ground like a fucking rake.
He's like, I told you not to shoot me, bro.
Yeah, please shooting videos are fucking insane.
Like, and I love how police shooting videos are allowed to be on the Internet.
And then they're like, you I bro, you I he's like, no, you just shot me, bro.
I saw this one where it's like a YouTube short.
I don't even know.
I stumbled upon it.
But is this dude?
He's in a car chase with the fucking cops and he's on Facebook live.
And it's like a recording of that.
And the whole time he's just like, I'm fucking running away from these motherfuckers.
Like the chat, all the chat is just the most ghetto shit.
Like, oh, shit, he really is running.
They do be running from the comments like hide, homie.
It's like, dude, accessories.
Yeah.
And then fucking as he pulls, he gets pulled over like he pulls over some shit and you
hear him get out and he's running with the phone.
He's like smiling and shit.
And then he drops the phone like five seconds after that happens.
You just hear and the dude got lit up.
He fucking died on Facebook live.
And then you see like a detective come up and like a folder over the camera and turn
it off.
And then like the comments is just like, did he just get shot?
Is he fucking dead right now?
The gang member like Facebook live shit that come up like sometimes.
And like they're like, yo, we rolling up on these homies real quick.
Yo, I'm just going to show them up real quick.
And they just fucking it just shows fucking evidence just like straight up live streaming
evidence to the fucking shit guy.
That fucking stupid guy.
They don't care.
Guy pulls out a fucking fucking tech nine and his fucking fucking pulls the trigger
just fucking guns down like three people and he goes, we got them motherfuckers.
They fucking right away.
And then like two seconds later they get shot.
You see the dude's head explode.
I'm like, whoa, I've noticed on fucking Facebook.
I've seen a bunch of them like videos.
Like CCTV footage, like a street corner where some dude will just be running in a gang fight
and just get fucking on the head and then they'll come over and fucking put like three more
rounds in his head.
And dude, that's what like fuck like I like the like the one guy that I saw that got domed.
Like he fucking went over and finished him off with two more.
But like that's a lot of times what they do.
Like they shoot you once in the head, but they go over and make sure that you're dead by shooting
you a couple more times when you're on the ground.
You can. I mean, it's rare, but you can.
I think the gift that he's not given, big dink. Six nine got in trouble for being on Facebook
live and like pulling out an Uzi and waving around.
They're like, bro, you're out of house arrest.
You guys. So you guys know about the NBA player, John Morant?
No. He fucking for the second time now, it's already happened when he was like, I can't remember.
Another happened when he's in college or like his rookie year in the NBA and he goes on Facebook
live and he's waving a fucking nine miller and they suspended him for X amount of games that time.
And he just did it again.
And everybody's like the comments on that Facebook like jaws up at it again.
Everyone's like, damn, dude, like I'm a huge fan, but you're definitely going to get suspended.
What the fuck?
But is that illegal to have a legal gun?
I don't know.
No, but you're promoting you're that you're promoting the image of an NBA is something that kids watch.
That'd be like us waving a gun at a fucking camera and our boss seeing it and be like, what the fuck is this?
Exactly. Like the NBA is going to be like, dude, what the fuck type of example are you setting for the kids that look up to you?
They don't have to let him play.
All that shit's in the contract. They can fucking suspend you at any time.
For literally anything.
Don't you guys have gun rights and owning guns?
I am, but like if you're a public figure, but you can still have a right to have guns.
You can still have a right to have a gun.
But he's also being stupid with that.
Exactly. But he's also a billboard for the company.
The company can do it.
Not only that, that is just shitty gun safety in general.
Like I'm for gun rights, but I'm also for gun safety and he's going like this and I'm guessing I guarantee you he has his finger on the trigger.
Doesn't he? I don't think he does.
But actually still he's just kind of fucking waving it around still.
If you're in a car with other people and you're waving a gun around, that's probably loaded.
Yeah, because what's the first rule of gun safety?
Ali Mac.
Don't even buy a gun.
First rule of gun safety is always think it's loaded.
Oh, right. Right.
Because even if you clear it, it could still have something in it.
And you are curtains.
Yeah. Oh, God.
Gun safety with Tyler.
I watched these gun videos the other day.
Like gun fails and Tyler Drangle.
But these motherfuckers were like, like I saw this one where his bitch was like shooting like an AK and she's like, oh, I like that.
And she just fucking flashes everybody with the fucking barrel.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I love watching.
And she's like, what?
I don't know anything about this.
And he's like, don't do that.
Welcome to gun safety with Tyler.
Oh, my God.
Dr. Tyler Drangle.
Tell us the second rule of gun safety.
Second rule of gun safety.
Never point your gun at anything that you're not willing to destroy.
That's like an actual thing.
Like, don't point your gun at something.
This is probably the shit they teach in gun safety.
No, third rule.
Never point at a human that you are not willing to kill.
If there's a jam and you're at a gun range, let the range instructor go over and check your gun because especially what's in there?
Clean it out and look directly down the barrel.
Yeah, clean out, look directly down the barrel, pull the trigger.
Look down the barrel, see if it's visible.
Wow.
Also checking the trigger.
It could be stuck.
But like I was at the gun range fucking couple of weeks ago.
Yeah, a couple of weeks ago, and I got jam.
And I know how to clear jams because I've shot guns enough, but I was renting that gun and I was about to start taking it apart till I clear the jam.
And I'm like, I got a jam.
But like because I'm like you have to for a jam like that, you obviously unload it.
And then there's the brass that's in there.
And for whatever reason, the hammer of mine like push the brass like into the barrel.
Yeah.
So like I unloaded it.
I was about to take off the slide and like start like take out the barrel and shit and stuff.
Because once it gets to that point, like there's no firing mechanism or anything.
Then like you can kind of like try to fix it like that.
But the reason why Casey, I don't know if you know this or Alan Mack, I don't know if you know this.
But in the military, they teach you how to like take apart your gun and put it back together with like blindfolds on is basically.
So if you get a jam in the field, you can strip your gun super fast and then clean it and then get it back together super fast.
Yeah, if it's dark out or something, if it's dark out or anything like that, like or if you have like flash banged.
So like if you're able to like do that, but you have to be able to like blindfolded, take apart your gun, put it back together, be able to clear jams and shit.
Like it's like a thing like you never know when it's going to jam and it could be the worst fucking possible fucking thing.
Getting a gun jam is fucking awful, especially in video games.
Actually, they don't really jam that much like in video games.
There's some games that do. Yeah, Call of Duty doesn't do that.
If you were like, I mean, the older fall outs. Yeah, they had three in New Vegas.
Yeah, you had like a gun condition meter.
Once it got past a certain point, your gun would jam and the shittier the condition got, the more frequent the jamming would be, which sucked because you'd get like the best gun in the game.
You use it for a couple of missions and it's like, OK, great.
I need to spend my life savings. Yeah, fantastic.
Light shining in darkness. Yeah, that's my favorite.
Yeah, be like, oh, my fucking Goss rifle. No, is that more?
Joshua Graham. Fucking. You look at the guy in the 45.
Yeah, light shining in darkness.
And he would like to sit there and be like, yeah, like it.
I was a beauty of a gun. Oh, yeah.
You look like a dude in squid game right now. Why? Oh, my God.
Shit is it's I guess this is like the jacket for squid game number one number four ninety five.
What the fuck number was I remember?
He is four or five. Oh, yeah.
Maybe speaking of which, I never watched squid game. Why the fuck not?
I just it is a really good show.
I figured you fucking like it.
I figured you'd be right up. That would be right up your alley.
So I'm the I'm like in the vein of.
If something I either like something before it's popular or after it's popular,
because that's just kind of what I do, and I know it's a really pretentious thing to do.
But like, but like a lot of times I like get turned off if something's too.
Popular making season two, bro, so better fucking if something gets like too popular,
I'm kind of like like in everybody's like, did you see this yet?
Come on, you really got to see this.
Like it makes me be like, I don't want to see this now.
If like 14 people be like, you really got to see this movie or something like fuck you.
I want to fucking schizophrenic TV reviews, squid games, squid games.
That'd be awesome. I fucking I love that show so much.
I watched that the day. Do you want to know something sad?
That came out on my on my 22nd birthday and 22nd or 23rd birthday.
I watched the entire thing because I had nothing better to do that day.
And it was like before anybody was saying anything about it just happened.
It was like out today. I'm like, I don't fucking whatever.
What is it? I'm like, oh, this is really good. Oh, this is really good.
Oh, well, it's fucking eight thirty on my birthday and I haven't done a thing.
Hey, mom, is it English dubbed or is it is it like subtitled?
It can do either. There's either the the English dubs are fucking annoying.
Yeah, I can't. Yeah, that's that one lady.
The one. Oh, yeah. The fucking chick. That's like, yeah, the crazy bitch.
Because I'm a big I'm a big anime guy and I actually like the English dub better, which is like sacrilege.
What's her face? The hot chick. Oh, my God. I know.
I know. I know. It's a good to talk about. She's really fucking hot.
Like I've seen like pictures of Mike. There's two hot chicks in that show.
They want freckles. Yeah, is that her friend? Yeah. Yeah.
She's hot. It's a fucking alpha female and then the fucking girl shows like that or just like shock value.
They just want to shock people. I mean, they did a pretty good job.
The very end is like, oh, yeah, I got pink hair now. That doesn't spoil really anything.
I already know what happens. Like, that's the thing, too, like because people talked about.
Oh, yeah, it got. Yeah. And people talk about it so much.
I literally know what's going to happen. And that's kind of another thing that turned me off to it.
Like, that's another thing with like shows, because like I was super busy when like it first came out.
Like, I think I was doing I was doing something like enough time had to have gone by by now for you to forget most of the spoilers, though.
I remember like for whatever reason, like my autism like, so what do you know about it?
Fucking guy was like down on his luck type thing. I remember then he gets like kidnapped or does he sign up?
I think he gets kidnapped or signed. You get both essentially.
But like he gets like a card with like circle square and triangle on it. Yeah.
You're just describing the premise of the show, though. These aren't spoilers.
No. And then like, eventually, I know he wins. Yeah, obviously.
And I know that there's the big fucking like ball of money at the like the middle of it.
And then they have to do like all these weird ass challenges and like fucking the one with like the fucking the red light, green light.
And then if they fucking like red light, green light, fucking shit. Yeah.
They didn't know that they were going to be killed at that point.
That was like the part that just everybody there is like, oh, my God.
And then fucking old guys happy that like he really murdered like number one.
You know what I'm telling you? There's enough that you don't know about that show for it to be.
And everybody thinks number one is actually the creator of the game because I read that theory a lot.
And fucking he's doing like all this weird shit and he's like.
And I also love the meme where number one is just sitting there like in a curled up ball.
Nobody wanted to be as far as what happens on. Yeah, basically.
But it's so good to watch. And then there's the fucking glass bridge.
Yeah, you got some parts of the ending wrong. It would be worth it for you.
I'm telling you, it's a good show that he wins.
He dyed his hair red and now he thinks actually it's more red.
That's definitely red. It might be red. It's definitely red.
I thought it was pink. Now I think it is red.
Actually thinking back on now if this was a fucking who wants to be a millionaire question, I would go back on my answer.
Let's fucking try to smell salt. The fuck is the dude's name?
Oh, what the fuck was the dude's name? Oh, I don't fucking know.
Shinkai Shack. Oh, the birds. Han Solo. Yeah, that's definitely red. 100 percent.
Oh shit. That is red 100 percent. Yeah, it's red. That's not pink.
Oh shit. Oh fuck. Yeah, that one's not that bad.
That's definitely red. Yeah, that's red. Where's the strong one?
Oh, yeah. Oh shit. Don't fucking throw that shit at me. That's like a fucking hand grenade, bro.
It's a fucking felony. That's fucking illegal and illegal in fucking 49 states.
Oh, oh, what the fuck? Oh.
I don't know if I got it yet, but I ordered some atomic rhino double red. Double the power.
No, it's worse than that. It's double that. No, no, there couldn't possibly be.
That's what it says. So atomic rhino like two times the power of normal. Do you pass out?
Does it put you into a fucking sinkable episode? Well, I know. I think it does the opposite.
I think it puts you into SVT. Yeah, I mean, fuck. Fuck. These ones I enjoy that.
That one's torture. That's not even worth it. 67. That's the bitch.
Yeah, there's that one. And then there's the girl. Oh, hi. Oh, so this week, the surgeon general declared that there is a national youth mental health crisis from social media.
Basically, that social media is causing a mental health crisis. Oh, really? It's been doing that for the last 15 years.
Yeah, it's like bro, like when I was in the fucking high school, like Facebook was like, like just coming up, just like starting up. Remember 2016 YouTube, like when people were telling to kill themselves, I had I, D, or filthy for I doves new video, the one where he's like.
I am ashamed of my old content. I hurt people. Okay, yeah, I did. And everybody in the comments section is flaming him. Dude, he's a fucking pussy. Yeah, it's like, what the fuck?
Grow up. He's like, I, I like, dude, you bullied people for 15 years on YouTube. And then you fucking get bullied for fucking a week and you crumble fucking pussy fucking pussy. Yeah, all the fucking content cops. He fucking destroyed everyone and then just fucking.
He's a, he's a glass cannon. Yeah, he's a glass cannon. I mean, they did. Everybody he attacked came back at him, but he was fucking good. His prime was so good. Him, Max Moffo, filthy Frank. Oh my God.
Dude, 2016 YouTube, eating pickles and sewers. We gotta talk about fucking 2016 YouTube because that shit was fucking wild. They're dropping end bombs with hard Rs with zero remorse. It was a great time. They're all white. Filth is 50.
Thank was halfway, but he took a he took a good stance on it, though. He's just like, I think that's okay or none of it's okay. Yeah, which is a good stance. He's walked back on that now is because his fucking wife. Yoko Ono fucking. Oh my God. Yeah, it really is a Yoko Ono situation.
She came into the picture. He became a pussy. Yeah, dude, she fixed him. You know, the fucking whole thing where this is like an actual true thing before he was 26 years old and he got into the relationship with this with his only fan.
Yoko Ono girlfriend. He was a virgin, so he got laid by this bitch, and then he thought that he couldn't get laid anymore. I think so. He just kind of did whatever the fuck she said. I honestly wouldn't have even cared if he just fucking if he just never apologized.
That would have been enough. He's moved his content in a good direction before that. Or even creator clash or whatever. That was higher. Retire the character of I dobs. You could be like, I'm still going to go under the pseudonym of I dobs because that's what I'm known for. But like, retire the edgy character.
Be like, like, literally come out and be like, I'm retiring this like edgy character type. Yeah, dude, Joji got out at the right time. He made another career. Joji got out and he's on the wall. He's fucking got like 10 million like fucking like plays and shit.
Like he's fucking he went fucking the complete other direction. And guess what? He didn't apologize. He never apologized. He did say that like he hates who he was when he did Filthy Frank. I think he I think that everybody has to say something like that.
If they're in if he got did look at all like the fucking like what do you fucking call those those those individuals all of his all the Joji and I dobs videos are up though aren't they? I don't take down all his videos. Are you fucking serious? That's what he said in the last thing. He took down all his video. No, he he unlisted them.
So fucking motherfuckin have fun watching your career die. Yeah, I don't know what to tell you, bro. You just he fucking only fans himself. Remember when only fans said that they weren't going to allow nudity on their website. Oh, yeah. And that's the point.
Like what are you taking away how you're making money? So stupid. Oh my God. Tell me I did the same shit. Tumblr. Oh, dude. Tumblr is a fucking ghost town. Yeah, because Tumblr like they tried to act as like the big sanctuary for everybody on the left and like the big LGBTQ community community there.
And then when they fucking they were out of the morning, they said that you couldn't have female presenting nipples and the whole community is like the fuck does that mean?
I read it being like no more porn back. Why is you my I see your love a poor? Oh yeah, trumps trumps. They're expecting him to be criminally charged again, indicted for hoarding the documents classified documents. Wow. Okay. See you've been on that fucking shit for fucking how many weeks now and they're just going to keep doing it and they're going to keep fucking up.
And people like you, Casey, are the reason why this country is going to fucking hell. They're just trying to I think it could be either. He might have done some fuck shit. But at the same time, I'm not really going to buy into it until I see something happen because they could have. They could just be trying to give him bad press.
It's fucking election. You're trying to give him bad press. That's what they've done since he fucking started. Yeah, such a threat to the liberal fucking masses. Why aren't you voting for him? Because the Santas is a better fucking choice. It's more. Yeah, it's not necessarily anything to do with the Santas. It's just fuck the left for doing that. You don't see the right really do crap like that. Like fucking the left plays hardball politics where they'll try to fucking destroy somebody. I think I'm going to register as a Republican next year.
I'm going to vote for this election and vote in the primaries. I can just screw with them. Wow. That's so smart. I'll vote for Trump. There's a whole bunch of people that definitely don't do that. That's so smart. That's definitely just a Casey O'Neill idea.
Well, I was an independent, but I knew that getting out of college, but I registered as a Democrat because New York, you need to be a registered Democrat to vote in that primary. Yeah. And my thought process was as an independent, I'd rather be a registered Democrat so I can influence the election because I know this is always going to be a blue state for the foreseeable future. So why wouldn't you? I'm registered on affiliate so I can't vote and fucking literally anything. If I was a Republican, I'd probably registered as a Democrat just because you get more control over what you're doing.
More control over what's going to happen in your state. Yeah, I'm not running for office. It doesn't matter what my party allegiance is on paper. You can also change it at any time. Yeah, like you can change it at any point. Like it takes a little bit, but you can change it. I think it has to go into the Trump used to be a Democrat. So I'm used to be a lot of things. I used to be a Democrat. But who did I did? I mean, you know who else used to be a Democrat?
I don't know. I remember I fucking flamed Trump when I was going through college because I was like, how the fuck can you be a Democrat one day and then just decide you're a Republican? You're just trying to win. That was my summer child. Yeah, that was my thought process. And then I was like, once I was in the workforce for a couple years and saw how the world worked, I was like, okay, now I get how like you can flop political ideations. I'm still brain dead. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm a free thinker, bro. I don't fucking subscribe.
I think are the Republican Party. You seem to follow Mr. Carl. Yes, Carl. That's not a fucking free finger. Casey, you're following this fucking scumbag. That's like the fucking Bible of communism. He's a fucking asshole. You're going to you're going to communist hell. I want to go to communist hell because you know what? That is Republican heaven. They hack you.
Watch the Congress Manifesto. Come back. They hack your limbs off with a hammer and sickle. Fucking sin. No, I definitely am a socialist, but you know, I'm a free thinker. I can't wait to have to subscribe to Joe Biden. I can't wait to have my Norwegian friend on the podcast because you are going to love him with his political ideations. We're going to have a good dialogue that I'm going to murder him. Yeah. Then he I don't know if he's going to get as angry. He might be a
like, okay, this kid needs to fucking calm down. I don't know. But who's here? Tyler Kim, my Norwegian friend. He lives in Oslo and he's a big he's a very big socialist. Norway is obviously a very social. Yeah, I want to fucking move to Norway. Fuck Norway. Yeah, it would be like a little fucking play land for you over there. Oh, yeah. Let's fucking let's fucking go on a trip to Norway. You want to know what he's he needs to go to another country to do his show.
He's like, yeah, I'm going to go shopping. No, he literally drives to fucking sweet. I mean, he lives close to the border, but he goes to Sweden because everything is so much fucking cheaper. Oh, yeah. That's the cost. It's like socialism is great, guys. I love socialism. It's one of the best fucking farms in government ever. He told me I love socialism because guess what? I'm a fucking retard. He told me to go over and visit him and he's like, yeah, you're not going to want to get a hotel or something. He's like, you can just stay with me. Everything is so expensive here.
It's just like, OK, that's I mean, like I'd love to. I'd love to fucking go to Norway. But it's like if you don't have a very good paying job, you can be fucked there pretty quickly. I want to see Switzerland. I want to see the Alps.
The other thing he was telling me is that fucking Norway, there's so many places in that country that if you have a medical emergency, you're just borderline inaccessible. Like it's either like helicopter or they're just like, all right, we'll send a sheriff out in a couple of weeks to see if you're still alive.
Like because, you know, it's just treacherous terrain. There's not a lot of fucking roads and it's not like you have EMS stations all over the place. These people live practically in the wilderness, not everywhere. Obviously, they have their own metropolitan areas like Oslo.
But yeah, that's pretty cool, though. It is. I mean, you know that when you're moving to that area. I mean, you know that here, if you move out in East bumfuck, unless you live next to the one station within 100 miles, you're probably fucked. So yeah, exactly.
Talk about how racist Japanese people are in Japan to white people. Oh, boy. No, I take us away, Tyler. I was watching a video on this guy who moved to Japan for work and like he went to go to a bar like that's just like a random bar like, you know, how like, you know, at random like places in like, you know, in like a big city like there's just random bars that you just go into and stuff.
And then the guy like their bouncer at the fucking door like put his hand up to him and he like shook his head. The guy's like, what the fuck? Like, I guess I think there's nobody in line. Like there's like enough room in the bar. He's like, what the fuck? He pointed at a sign.
It was an English and it says no, no white people allowed or no, no, no, it was it wasn't no white people. It was no Yankees any non Japanese any non Japanese prohibited and like you might just have a couple bad eggs over there.
No, but I mean, there's a lot of places that are like that and they have a really big problem with with disabled people over there because in Japan, everybody's like a peg in like the fucking like the the the system.
But if you're disabled, people shun you like even if like you were like perfectly like you get into a car accident, you get paralyzed like you're you're you're below like scum to them over there. It's crazy. Like like look into it. Like that's like an actual thing.
I know there's a lot. The population of Japan has a lot of old people. Yeah. Yeah. But but the thing is they like elderly elderly people are looked at as as different than like a person who are raised that would get like paralyzed or something like you feel like you can't work you.
They're like not useful. If you can't work, then you can't eat. Well, that's how it was like back in the day when we were like in tribes hunter hunter gather tribes like they'd send them out to the fucking woods. Somebody was fucking sick. You had to fucking stab them with a fucking bow narrow.
That's not what you do with a bow and arrow.
I don't think that's how that was. Shoot them in the face with a bow and arrow.
I think they might just fucking stab you. That is clock in the head. I do like that. That movie you see that movie mid summer. Yeah, yeah, that's an or you on fire inside of it. That's yeah. I think that's Sweden in that movie. That's a great movie by the way. I love psychological horror every here of yeah. I
was good. We talk drug. Yeah, like the drug. Yeah, we talked in depth about ayahuasca earlier episodes, but I've had like I have shit memory, but like I watched a video on like a guy who did like ayahuasca and he goes, it's pretty much a scam. Like you throw up the first time that you have it. You have like an actual trip and then every other time after that, it's like you don't really get high off it. Yeah. Also, I didn't realize that you had to throw up for it to work.
Okay, yeah, like I read. That's correct. I know I read more into it and you actually have to throw up in order for it to work because you can't keep that in your system. You actually have to throw it up. Well, yeah, but you throw up because of the trip. It gives you though. No, you throw up because of the poison like that because you're basically poisoning yourself like to get high with that and I don't know, but I think what I'm fuck. I something I hear like something.
I hear like some pop and sound like the beginning of a tone and I was just like, am I getting fucking told like when the overhead turns on overhead turns on? Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to be a communication zone one first call. Also, why do all dispatchers come up and it was like, no one in an emergency going on. That's Saratoga. Yeah. Our dispatchers of some person like they need to be politically correct. You can't do anything, but we have fun with the tone of our voices. That sounds stupid, but it's true.
But like, dude, dispatcher 5686. I don't I know one dispatcher because he did a ride along with us because he became an EMT, but like he was fucking hilarious. By the way, he was fucking X army huge fucking six foot four black dude jacked fucking.
I was mine and he talked. He literally talks like this. Hello. Hey, how you doing, baby? I feel like people that have those voices just go into dispatch because they know it sounds bad ass. Oh, yeah.
We got this one dispatcher where I work and every time he's on him like he is he's in the perfect job. It's like the most authoritative voice I've ever heard. He's got like the smooth like like like like 1970s DJ voice.
Yeah. Hey, how you doing, baby? We got a call for you.
Yeah, I remember the dispatcher I'm talking about who's super serious. The most fun I ever had on the radio was we got dispatched to a mutual aid call and we gave him the information he was trying to like clarify it. I think more shit like that at work.
He gave us the cross streets to it and I went grassy ass and he just comes back and goes, you know, that's fucking awesome. I say that one that one Halloween that you were dispatching. I was being true.
I don't I don't think he'd care. I'll say his name. It was one fucking I was in the booth training with Howser and he saw my face when you said that and he's like, don't say anything stupid back. It's like received. Have a good night.
70. So do podcast. So do if you like training, you like to get in shape. So do so do. He's a Spartan Spartan trainer. Also, that still happened. Yeah, still. Yeah, he still does it. Is it just him? I think it's him and like other like trainers and stuff. Oh, okay.
But like he he he's a Spartan race trainer and he's also a he is a pair parachute instructor. Yes. Wow. Wow. Wow. All right. Let's take a break. Yeah, I think we need to come up with some stuff guys. You got to come back strong and be swapped the second half out with the first half.
We'll be back on the podcast.
We're here on episode 31. One step closer to freedom. One step closer to July 4.
Yeah, what?
No, July 4 is coming up in a month.
I'm working July 4. It's Tuesday. Jesus Christ. All right. What do you got, Tyler?
So we all know the game VR chat, right? We all we all had fun on it. It was fun. Yes. So apparently there's a fucking epidemic of pedophiles on that now.
Like an epidemic. Yeah, I believe I fucking can see why because there's a fucking children on there. I mean, I buy into that. It's a pretty thing. I'm also kitchen and beyond. Yeah, I was gonna say it's a pretty dangerous place for a child's mind. That's not good.
It's like the fucking for channel VR. So the level of autism and VR chat is fucking unreal. The level of autism and for Chan is even worse. The level of fucking whatever you want to be. And if you just let you just want to do autistic shit, Casey, you had an anime avatar with a dick that was running around.
Exactly. People exactly. That was really weird. Yes. I remember that one day we played VR chat and I was just like, I had this like chick with a fucking dildo in her hand. Yeah. And he was like, he's seen right around trying to rape Ali back in the. Yeah. What the fuck, dude? Fuck away for me.
Dude, we found that fucking one world that just had a shit that a not safer work avatar fucking handicapped shaggy. That was fun. Then didn't you and me break our games because we turned into a giant? No, no, there's Kermit. But then there was like the red fucking giant from attack. Oh, yeah.
Dude, we broke the game. Yeah, we had to like, we had to like log out and make a new account. Yeah, dude, it was bad. Like that should have crashed your game. Yeah. And we turned into rats.
Oh, the rats. That was great. That was funny. Yeah. Like we just went to like there's a what was it? Fucking like furry land or some shit because like we some weird place we fucking fucking game like we were at like one like the normal places and we all like had like a group of like fucking 15 people turn into rats and we're like, let's invade the furry land and call them all fucking.
All right. Yeah. Yeah, I do remember that. You know, that was always funny. You'd be in a somewhat tame world and then somebody would just like be like, all right. Well, good seeing you guys plopped down a portal of femboy Hooters. What the fuck did I just see? Let's talk about some of the insane worlds that we found on that.
Like Texas fucking chainsaw devil man, no darkness, devil Texas chainsaw faith, hell springs, eternal man. Remember, I felt like fucking James Cameron in the submarine in Titanic when I hooked it up to my PC and you guys were like asking me to describe.
Guys, I see a bunch of graves. One half of the astronaut on the left and there's another on the right. I still don't know what it looks like. And if you walk all the way to the end, I was like, my PC and I actually got it too. And I was just like, like, it felt like you're an astronaut. Like you're just like, fuck, man. It's a very underwhelming world. That's the pretty funny part about it. Yeah. Like, I don't know why it wasn't able to be ran on. I think it's I think it was just like the assets that were loaded.
And the map were just a super high resolution that the Oculus just couldn't keep up with. Yeah. They could you like change it to like some weird like troll face or something if you press the button? Yeah. Yeah. It was a it was a creepy world. It was a shock value world. I find it hysterical that it crashed quests. Yeah. Makes it even better. Did you just plop down portals? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Check out this world. Fucking karaoke world.
Oh my God. That was so funny. I went to the karaoke world and kept on changing the song every single time. Titanic. And like there'd be somebody be like, you're so coming in and I'm coming in. What the fuck guys? Titanic again. I was in the middle of my song. It was like, like we let them get like a minute into the song. We'd be like, I'd just be pressing it.
No, I remember you and me and the fucking markers and we were drawing. Yeah. It was like I like right above the dude's head. We're like, I heart dick. He just walked back. Dude, what the fuck? Like, come on guys. Come on. Really? I love the guy. They're like, who did it? I'm holding the marker. And it was like, oh, it's definitely you. I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. That was hysterical, though, because they started shitting on you, Casey. Like, I'm just trying to play time. You did you study? I mean, like you missed a couple of the buttons.
But for the most part, you were playing the fucking song. Yeah. I'm sure you was like, oh fuck. He wasn't getting. Remember when we had the episode where we kidnapped someone in VR? Yeah, I mean, I remember you. So I can interview that random person. He do what? Yeah, they kidnapped somebody on VR chat and then the problem on the podcast. Yeah, just a random person.
Yeah. How'd it go? Well, we interviewed him on the episode. Shout out to nude. Yeah. Was he chill? Hell yeah. Yeah, he seemed chill. Anybody that would follow you to a random world and go into the basement and do an interview for a podcast is pretty cool. That had to be pretty trippy. That had to be a pretty trippy episode to be part of. Oh yeah. Because you were in the basement here. I was here alone, yeah. So you're, yeah, that's fucking weird.
That is really weird. But it was like, it felt like I was actually in my basement and like, like Dan was here too. Like my basement exactly set up in the VR. Yeah, the VR studio. What skins were you guys using? I was X. Dan was like a hot dog.
That's one thing I hate about questions. You had to like just point at people and then turn on their avatar so you could see what everybody was. Yeah. Like you just weren't automatically like seeing what they were. Yeah, you just be one of the shitty default skins.
Dude, you know what my favorite thing was though? It was just ruining VR dates in quotation marks. Oh yeah. Dude, motherfuckers would be staring out like a fucking like fake window and being like, this is so romantic isn't it honey?
She'd be like, yeah, but this is really nice. And then I come up, yeah, what's going on pals? They'd be like, we're trying to have a date here buddy. You're never going to meet each other in real life.
And it's like, don't listen to him honey. He's just an asshole. I'm like, at least I get laid in real life.
Go outside, touch grass loser. Fuck you. I bet she's ugly in real life or a man.
You're running a risk there buddy. Can't say it's what I'd have done. I can't say it's what I'd do.
So tell us about the time that you had a fight with a bunch of high schoolers. Okay. Almost fight with a bunch of high schoolers. So, so do shout out again. So do.
But so do himself. If you can, so do. Yeah. If can, so do. If so, then do. So do.
Yeah. So we went to his birthday party at the bowling alley and fuck, we had a decent amount of shots that day, I think. And like the bowling alley, I think was closing at that point.
Because like we came out laser tag and the bowling alley was just fucking like dark. And I'm like, oh fuck.
But earlier in the day, we got a bunch of like balls from the, the claw machine cranes. Yeah. Cause it was played till you win. Yeah.
And you got a bunch of them and we got like, I think like four or five, maybe six. You've got a couple balls that day. Oh yeah.
So we went to laser tag and being perfectly honest, we forgot completely about the balls until the like group of like 15, 18 year olds came out with our balls.
We had walked outside at this point. We were smoking cigars. We were just like shooting this shit and we completely forgot about the balls had no intention.
Nobody was that upset by them. But then the kids came outside and we saw that they had them. They're like, and that set us off.
It was like, it's like, I'm going to get the fucking balls back. It was like, yeah, yeah, let's go.
These kids are retarded. And then these fucking kids are just like, you guys are really going to be this upset over some balls. And I'm like, I'll fucking kill you over some balls. And like, like one guy fucking ball back.
Like the one kid I go, I think he's fucking serious.
Fucking ball back. I started talking about the 1980s Olympics team. Just screaming at them. Yeah. Cause we were wearing our fucking USA jerseys that night. Yeah. That was so fucked up.
But I got a fucking Grateful Dead USA jersey. So I could wear that with you. There you go. I'm not wearing a fucking, you know, who's the goalie? Jim Craig. Jim Craig. Yeah, I'm not wearing that.
I mean, you could be McClanahan. Cause I already got it. It could be none of them. Cause it's a stupid fucking joke. No, you got Jim Craig. No, I have a, oh Callahan. Yeah. So Jim Craig's the goalie.
You could get the U the CCCP one because they have those jerseys too. Oh, you could. I see fee bro. No, CCCP fucking retard. Soviet Union. Yeah, we could get you that.
We'll get you that for your birthday. They didn't even try with their uniforms either. It was just red. It was red and said CCCP on it. Yep. And the helmets are the same thing. Just small little letters. CCCP. Yeah.
So you want to talk about Iraqi Iraqi? Rocky. Oh sure. Yeah. Schizophrenic movie reviews. Welcome back to Schizophrenic movie reviews. It's been a long time coming. Schizophrenic movie reviews. Jesus Christ.
It has been a long, long while since we came back to these, but I'm glad to be back and I'm going to do one of my favorite movies, the best underdog movie of all time. Rocky Balboa.
The movie really crapped out at a shitty point there. Yeah. I had to put on a, nevermind. That would have been a great segue.
Schizophrenic movie reviews. So starts off this motherfucking in a boxing ring. Fucking Philadelphia 1976. Fucking Rocky Balboa is fighting Spider Rico in the ring. Fucking Spider Rico is punching him.
And then he gets a fucking low blow on him. Then Rocky loses his fucking shit and just beats the fuck out of him. Like jumps on top of him. Fucking starts punching him in the head when he's on the ground. And the rest is like alright end it. We're good.
And then fucking people are throwing beers and shit at him like boo fuck you Rocky. Rocky ends up being in the fucking taping room afterwards. He's like hey where's my money?
And the guy's like uh. And the guy's like yeah Rocky here's your fucking money. You know. Actually taking out five dollars for room. Five dollars for a shower. Two dollars for a locker. That leaves you with fifty seven dollars.
He hands it to him and Rocky's like okay fifty seven dollars. Okay. I'm going to uh. Okay. Is that what he says? That's what he says.
And he's just like I'm picturing Rocky Balboa as somebody who's mentally retarded Tyler. He kind of is. Okay. Just clarifying. So Rocky's going down and he's just like alright I'm going to walk back to my house now.
So he's walking back to his house and like fucking some guy's like hey Rocky what are you doing your match? He's like real good. Real good. Alright. Yeah. Real good.
And then he literally says that to like six people. Like six people are like oh hey Rocky how's the match going? I did good. They're real good. They're real good.
So he's mentally retarded. I think he has some slowness going on. Some sort of dementia.
So Rocky then goes back to his house. Looks at his turtle. He's like look at the turtle. I'm going to feed Mr. Turtle. Look you like that? Yeah. Nice Mr. Turtle. I like that. I'm going to go to sleep now Mr. Turtle.
He goes to sleep. So he wakes up the next morning and he's like I'm going to go get some pet food. So he goes down to the pet store and there's this like nerdy chick who's working there named Adrienne. She's got night. She's got glasses.
Like a little bonnet on type shit. She looks adorable. Let's be right. I like nerdy girls. She looks pretty cute. So she's there. Rocky walks in. He's like hey yo I'm here for the turtle food.
And she looks at him. Then autism scampers away into the back room. And he's like what did I do? I just I thought she I just wanted to tell her a joke.
Rocky like looks at the dog and the dog there's a dog in the cage at the pet store. He's going woof woof woof. He's like oh it's a dog. What's up buddy?
He's like fucking handsome. He's like what's up buddy? Hey yeah. Hey bro look at this dog. It's pretty cool. Hey. I feel like I've seen Rocky. I don't remember this.
I don't remember anything that he said. Yeah so this is yeah. So he's like yeah whatever. So then fucking Rocky goes to the gym and it's Mick's gym. Mighty Mick.
Fucking old Irish guy. Fucking Angus fuck. This motherfucker he goes in and he goes to his locker. And he's like the combination is working. What's going on?
So he fucking like tries to do his combination a couple times. Then he takes off his fucking hat. Then he looks into his fucking hat. He has a combination in his hat. He's just like.
So he punches off the fucking rock the lock. He just goes he opens up and there's just like a post like a like a Playboy poster of like a like a like a black model from that day.
From like the 70s and like a whole bunch of like like an Afro pick and stuff. He's like where the fuck's my stuff? Whose stuff is this? And like he's looking at the wrong locker isn't he?
No and then like he looks he looks over and like there's a janitor there. He's just like I've had this lock. What's going on? This is my lock. He's just like no you're over on Skid Row now kid.
And Robby's like what the fuck? I've been at this gym for fucking 15 years. And he put me on Skid Row. I want to talk to Mick. He's just like. And the guy's like yeah don't talk to Mick today. He's uh he's he's kind of angry.
He's like yeah it's all mine. And he walks out and Mick he goes over and he goes hey Mick. And Mick's like what? He does and then he goes I gotta talk to you. He's like shut up.
And he's like Mick. Come on talk to me. He's like what? And he's like Mick why you put me on Skid Row? He just goes cause you're not a contender.
He goes you're a bum Rock. You could have done something with your life but you're a fucking bum. You're breaking thumbs for the mob. Look at you you fucking disgrace.
And Rock is like you know that hurts Mick. That hurts a lot. And he's just like get the fuck outta here. And he's just like maybe I will go home. Maybe I will.
And he's like good don't let the door hit you in the ass when you're walking out.
So then he goes back to his house and then shows this man Apollo Creed. Big guy. Cool guy. Fucking muscle guy.
And he's just like then he goes hey. So Apollo Creed is sitting in his office with like two promoter guys.
Two promoter guys are just like so your fight got cancelled because whatever. Like the guy broke his hand or something.
And he's just like that's a damn shame. That's a damn shame. We gotta get something. We gotta have this.
And he goes you know what. I have an idea. He goes this is America. This is the land of opportunity.
And guess what. We are coming up on our 200th birthday. What would be more American than having an underdog come in and fight for the world heavyweight champion of the world.
And I like the sound of that. And he goes now let's see. And they're going through a book of like people.
And he's just like this is a good guy. And they like to go. Rocky Balboa. The Italian Stallion.
And he goes the Italian Stallion. I like the sound of that.
And they're like he's a Southpaw. Which in case none of you guys know about boxing Southpaw is a left handed boxer.
So he's a Southpaw. And they're like no champ you don't want to fight him. He's a Southpaw. You gotta fight him all different.
And he's just like no. No. Italian Stallion. I like the sound of that.
And he goes. He just goes. Just imagine on the biggest stage in the world on July 4th 1976 a bicentennial.
I a black man fights an Italian you know one of Christopher Columbus.
This is actually what he says in the movie. One of Christopher Columbus's descendants.
I could fight one of them on our country's birthday in Philadelphia. And that's his hometown.
Let's let's do that. So then Rocky's like doing something like he's like fucking just walking around the street.
And then he comes up to him. No he's training again. Like he's in the gym.
And like some guy like Mick comes up to him. He goes hey. He's just like yeah Mick what's going on today.
He just goes you got news from somebody. I don't fucking know.
And like he comes up and he's like now I represent Mr. Apollo Creed.
I would like to tell you that he'd like you to stop by the office real quick someday.
And then there's the address. I'm not going to think I will. I think that's a pretty good idea.
I might do that. That actually sounds kind of cool. OK.
So he goes back. Then like I think the scene cuts to him like going into the office.
And like he goes into the office and like the promoter is there.
And she's like no he talks to the assistant first. The assistant's like hey Rock.
Are you here for your talk? He goes yeah.
She's like oh Mr. fucking Big Dog or whatever the fuck his name is is in his office.
You can go right up. So he goes up there. Guy's fucking fat cat smoking cigar.
Pinstripe suit. He's like hello Rock. How you doing kid?
It's me Mr. Big Shot. How you doing? And he's just like I represent Mr. Apollo Creed.
Let me tell you son. He likes you.
He's like I could be a real good sparring partner for him.
He's like sparring partner? Son I don't think you understand the opportunity that I'm offering you here today.
They go son I'm offering you a shot at the heavyweight title of the world.
And he goes that's a real nice offer but I'm not going to do it.
He's just like son do you understand? He's just like son are you retarded?
Do you understand what the other thing is? No I don't think I'm going to do that.
He's just like listen son Apollo really wants you.
He's just like okay I guess I'll take it.
And the guy's like alright. And then like the next scene fucking oh before that he ends up going on a date with Adrian.
After you know basically sexually harassing her for like fucking two years.
And she's just like I've never been on a date before.
And he's just like well I'm a I've never been on a date before either.
I meant to be retarded. I don't think you should know about me.
So he goes on a date with her on Thanksgiving because fucking Adrian has a brother named Pauly who's like a literal fucking abusive asshole.
And he fucking threw the turkey out the oven because he was insane.
And he goes go on a fucking date with Rock you fucking whore.
And she's like I don't want to go on a date with Rocky he's retarded.
And he's just like I'm right here guys.
He's like go on a date. Look I'm your fucking brother and you're fucking fucking me over with this shit.
Just go on a date I can't have you in the house anymore.
And she's like ahhhh.
And she gets all dressed up and she's like not crying anymore.
She's like would you like to take me on a date Mr. Rocky Balboa?
And he's just like uh sure.
Yeah that sounds okay.
It's on Thanksgiving by the way.
Like this is like during Thanksgiving.
So he goes to the fucking ice skating rink.
And like he goes and she goes I think it's closed.
He goes no no he's going to know the guy.
And he walks up to the guy.
He's just like hey yo I want to get some skates.
And he's like bro it's Thanksgiving.
My brother in Christ do you know what day it is?
He's like it's Thanksgiving.
He goes yeah but uh she's sick.
And he just looks at her and he's like really?
And then Rocky's like yeah she's sick.
She just really wanted to go ice skating.
And he's like.
Five Dallas fifteen minutes and he goes okay.
Can you get her some skates?
So he gets her some skates.
They're skating around.
Rocky doesn't have fucking skates on.
He's walking on the ice next to her ice skating.
And then she's going yeah.
And she just goes you know my mother.
He just goes he doesn't know how to skate.
No he's walking on the ice.
What the fuck.
Yeah this guy really is retarded.
So then Rocky's on the fucking thing and he just goes.
My dad always told me I don't really have much of a brain.
So I gotta use my body you know.
And then she just goes that's kind of funny.
Because my mother always said I don't have much of a body.
So I have to use my brain.
And he just goes bullshit you gotta body.
I wanna fuck you pretty much.
So then she's so then they.
She's offended on her behalf.
So she's like skating around.
And the guy keeps going like.
Ten minutes.
Five minutes.
Two minutes.
And like he's like alright get off the ice.
And Rocky's like okay we gotta go.
So it's fucking winter time.
You know it's November.
It's fucking Philadelphia.
It's cold.
So he's just like he's like I'm gonna walk back to my house.
And she's like oh I'm gonna I'm gonna go home too.
And she's like no that's much farther away.
You can come to my house.
And she's like no I don't I don't feel comfortable with that.
He's like no I got a really nice house.
But because it's the 80s you can get away with this movie.
70s.
Yeah.
But because it's the 70s you can get away.
She's like okay.
He's like you got to meet my turtle.
You know the one I'm always getting food for.
You know that guy.
Yeah you can get to meet him.
We can go to my house.
And she's like okay.
And he's like cool cool.
So they go inside.
He lives in the fucking absolute ghetto.
Like it looks like a fucking bombed out fucking hellscape.
And then she's like you have a really nice place.
And he's like yeah it's home.
And then she's like he's like he's like you can sleep on the bed.
I'll sleep on the couch or something.
She's like you know like I could really just go home.
I could call Pauly.
My brother it won't be that big of a deal.
He's like no Boatsy sleep here.
So then he goes over.
And this is the funniest part.
He goes over.
He goes do you mind if I kiss you.
And she's like no.
So he takes off her glasses and like takes off her bonnet.
So and then she looks like you know actually conventionally attractive.
And then she's like he's like I think you would put your glasses on.
And then she's like no I don't.
So then he does this weird fucking thing where like he like puts his arms on like the the door like frame.
Yeah and then he starts making out with her while not holding her just put pushing his face into her.
And then like it like fades to like black and then they definitely banged at that point.
And then fucking that's that's when the interview true story of romance.
So I know and that's that's that's when he goes and does like the interview thing so then he goes.
So then he goes after the interview thing he goes to a press conference with Apollo Creed and Apollo Creed is just sitting there and he is like now listen son.
Listen do you really want to fight me on our country's great birthday.
He goes I thought you were gonna fight me.
He goes you contacted me.
He's like ha ha stallion yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna make you feel the pain.
I'm gonna make you feel the pain on the 4th of July brother.
And he's like okay.
And he's watching it on the TV and Adrian's watching it with him he's like hey.
And he goes watch this and he just goes oh hey Adrian look I'm on the TV.
And like he said on the couch he's like all proud he's like look I said your name on the TV.
And she's like oh that's that's that's really nice Rocky that's that's that's really nice.
He's like okay Adrian I gotta go train now.
So there's a training montage where he fucking wakes up at fucking 430 in the morning turns on the shitty radio just cracks like half a dozen eggs into a fucking like cup and he's like.
I'm gonna drink that.
Okay now I'm gonna run into Delphia.
So he runs in Philadelphia.
In his little gray sweatsuit.
And like at this point like he's not like the Rocky Balboa of like fucking Rocky 3 or like Rocky 4 like he's still like the no name like fucking scumbags and nobody even fucking notices him running up the thing and shit.
And the first time.
That he's running up like the the iconic staircase.
Let's let's be honest that's an iconic staircase.
But the first time he runs up and he gets super tired when he gets to the top.
He's like.
That sucks brother so they're doing that one of the most legendary training montages yeah iconic iconic legendary so then fucking he's at home.
And then he gets a knock on his door and it's fucking Mick and then Mick sitting there he's like hey Rock guy it's me Mick yeah can I come in Rockies like.
And then fucking he comes in and like he's like you know you remind me of and he's like ooh Rocky Marciano.
I see you got a poster of him right there.
Real scrabby young folk you know.
Not many people get the opportunity that you get son.
Not many people.
Let me tell you.
Not many people get the opportunity that you have right now.
Okay.
He goes but listen.
I had that opportunity one time.
He goes you see you see under my eye right here.
See that see that scar.
1952.
He goes I was a boxer.
I yeah I was fighting long long long arm Larry.
And he got me good right in my eye.
Right in my eye.
I was two fights away from the championship and he he knocked me right out.
I couldn't do it anymore.
I was done.
But I did.
I don't think you understand the opportunity that you have going on here.
Let me train you Rock.
And he's just like oh so I'm good enough for you now.
I'm good enough for you now.
But now what I was I was fighting my whole life.
I was fighting my whole life.
And you were nothing.
You did nothing Nick.
Listen Nick.
You did nothing for me.
You think you want to come and help me now.
You want me.
You want to see me.
Fuck you.
You want to help me now.
Help me now.
And Nick's like all right kid I'm going to get out of here.
All right you're a fucking psychopath Rocky.
I'm going to head out.
Something like he puts on his fucking hat and sits he's like walking down the street.
And then you see fucking Rocky go oh Nick.
Like you like like you like fucking puts his head down.
And he's like oh Nick.
And then he goes oh and he runs outside.
You see like jog out there Nick.
And like he puts his arm around him.
And then the next scene you see him training with Nick.
And like it's like what happened in between.
Like I want to know what happened but they never tell you what happened in between there.
But then like he just starts training with fucking Nick.
And Nick's fucking an insane trainer.
Like he's like doing like fucking crazy shit.
Fucking one of the training things that he has him do.
He releases a wild chicken in a back alley of fucking Philadelphia.
He's like get the chicken rock.
Get the fucking chicken.
You fucking slow motherfucker.
Get the fucking chicken rock.
And then Rock's like yeah get the chicken.
Rock.
Little Rock.
Come on Rock.
He's like you're a fucking bum Rock.
And then fucking it shows like Apollo Creed training.
And he's just going through like his fucking like standard shit.
Like posing for the cameras and shit while he's training.
And fucking Rocky's fucking chasing chickens.
And then fucking Nick like takes Rocky aside.
He just goes you got that pretty ass girlfriend don't you.
He's like I'd appreciate if you didn't talk to me about it like that.
He's just like you getting laid Rock.
He goes that's not the part I'm polite to talk about.
He just goes be honest with me.
You getting laid Rock.
He's like yeah.
He just goes women we can legs.
No more fooling around.
And he's just like what do you mean.
He goes women we can legs.
He goes don't fool around with her.
Not until after the fight.
Which is an actual thing like for guys who are boxers.
You don't jerk off or have sex for like two weeks before your fight because it like builds up shit.
Like and like as like a person who's been a boxer I can attest to that because I like I was like yeah that's fucking bullshit.
So I was doing training and like I fucking was like dude it was like it's been like a fucking week and a half.
I need to fucking whack off.
And I saw so I whacked off and this is I know it's a sidetrack but like I whacked off the next day in training.
I was like what the fuck.
Like I was like off and like and like the guy goes listen be real with me man.
Did you fucking bust him out.
Mike yeah he just goes that's why we tell you not to do it.
He just goes it throws you off.
And I'm like really he's got to fucking throws off your warrior's edge.
And I'm like no fucking shit.
Like that's the warrior's edge.
That's a real thing though.
That's like the crazy part is like that's an actual thing that's like that's like a real thing.
Yeah because it's built up with testosterone.
Yeah hold on a second my throat's dry.
So mix training him.
He sucks at first gets better catches the chicken eventually.
So comes the night of fight.
Rocky's like.
So he fucking he's at the fight and he's in the locker room and he's praying to Jesus because he loves Jesus.
Rocky much like myself as a Catholic.
Good on him.
Anyways just want to let people know that.
So Rocky Rocky's getting ready for the fight and he gets into the ring.
He's like all right I'm in a ring.
Dance around the ring world champion fighting the world champion.
And then the problem creed this motherfucker comes out on a floating boat like like a float.
But like in the form of a boat like you know.
So he's on that dress this fucking George as George Washington crossing the Delaware throwing change at people in the fucking crowd.
Change.
Yeah like fucking like pennies and dimes and quarters that people.
He is throwing change of people in the crowd.
So that's when you give him dollar bills.
No fuck me it's the 70s.
You think about quarters are pretty expensive back then.
Yeah maybe for like a fucking gumball.
So he's fucking throwing change at people and he gets into the ring.
He's like how much you how much you stallion how much you stallion.
How how how he's dancing around the fucking race and he's like OK I'm going to fight you too.
OK.
So then fucking like the guy comes and he's just like in the blue corner we have the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world.
The master of disaster.
He fucking had like 14000 nicknames.
He has Apollo Creed.
Everybody's like yeah yeah.
And then in the red corner weighing approximately 210 pounds standing at 511.
He's actually 5'9".
I didn't realize by the way.
He goes the Italian stallion Rocky Balboa.
He gets in and he's like hello it's me.
I'm the boxer and I hear me go.
He's just like.
Go fuck myself.
I'm really hard to get here but I'll go fuck myself.
So those motherfuckers start wailing at each other and fucking Apollo thought that Rocky was going to go down like round one because he's a no name boxer from the fucking shitty club in Pennsylvania.
So him and fucking him and fucking Apollo are fighting each other.
But then he cuts Apollo and like everybody's like holy shit.
No one's been able to do that.
And then Rocky Rocky keeps on music distance which going a distance means going 15 rounds in boxing.
He's a distance.
That's why I do this because no one's going to do things with the change means you don't get knocked out.
The fight completes and it's graded.
Yeah.
So he's like so he's fighting and he's getting his fucking face fucked up like round five.
He's like I am so swollen shut and he needs to get he's a cookie man and he actually got fucked up in real life.
Yeah.
He's a good man.
No that's Rocky for you got really fucked up.
Yeah.
Because Dolph Lundgren like literally gave him brain damage.
He had a sub racking on hemorrhage.
But a job Dolph.
But I can I'm going to talk about that.
So be it fucking red fear.
Rainbow movie.
So this motherfucker is like cut me.
Cut me.
He's like listen kid.
I got to throw the towel.
He's like don't throw the towel.
Please don't.
So the towel means giving up like you quit the fight.
And he's like don't throw the towel.
Please please.
Please just cut my eye.
So he cuts his eye and in boxing if your eyes too swollen they actually cut you so you can see.
So he's fucking fighting this motherfucker.
Gets to be round 15.
Everybody's like holy shit.
And fucking Rocky knocks him down in the last round.
He knocks Apollo Creed and they're like the champ is down.
Apollo gets up saved by the bell the last second.
So then it goes to decision and fucking goes to decision.
Rocky loses.
This is one of the first movies where the good guy or the main guy lost.
So everybody's like Rocky lost but he went the distance.
That was what he wanted to do.
So he was it was like a victory for him.
And then he goes.
Ayo Adrian.
Can we get the Ayo Adrian sound clip?
Ayo Adrian.
Shout out Beavis.
Wherever you are.
Wherever.
Yeah.
We missed you kind of.
So yeah.
To my wife's home.
Ayo Adrian.
That's actually from the second one.
You get the point.
He says the same thing.
Ayo Adrian.
So then it like zooms in on his face and it like freeze frames him with like making the most retarded face of all time.
And that's that's when the movie ends.
But I love that movie so much.
What a movie.
Rocky IV is definitely my favorite though.
I love Rocky IV.
It's more a US versus Russia than anything.
Rocky ends the Cold War.
But in like actual real life.
So Rocky loses in one but he wins every other big fight in his movies right?
He loses in three too.
He loses his championship to Clubber Lang who's Mr. fucking T.
He loses and then fucking Mick dies and then he gets trained by Apollo.
And after he gets trained by Apollo then he's able to beat Mr. T.
Aka Clubber Lang.
And then fucking Apollo gets fucking murdered in the ring by fucking Dolph Lundgren aka Ivan Drago in the fucking ring in Rocky IV.
And then it's a fucking revenge story and a Cold War US versus Russia story.
Fucking in the actual filming though they had to punch each other like for the close up shots and like Sylvester Stallone is like hey Dolph can you like actually hit me?
And he's just like dude I don't want to do that.
Also by the way Dolph Lundgren has a PhD in like astrophysics or some shit.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Like Dolph Lundgren has like seven degrees.
It's ridiculous.
Super smart.
Oh but like Dolph's like alright Sylvester I'll hit you.
So then like it zoomed in on his face and he punched him as hard as he could and he gave him brain damage.
He asked for it.
He already sounds like he's having a stroke.
Yeah.
Don't need much more of that.
Yeah dude fucking this sound clip is rocking.
He just sounds actually retarded.
That's a good impression of him.
Big fan of Die Hard.
Yeah dude Die Hard and one of these.
Die Hard that's a Christmas I think it's a Christmas special.
Yeah that might need to be a Christmas special episode.
That's a Christmas special episode because Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
Yes it is.
Some people say it's not.
Yeah they're losing.
He's fucking retarded and wrong.
Yeah.
I've never seen that so I don't know.
It's a Christmas movie.
It takes place on Christmas.
There's a lot of Christmas themes in it.
There's a lot of Christmas decorations.
Ho ho ho.
Now I have a machine gun.
I forgot.
Now I have a machine gun.
He killed a guy and then he wrote on his shirt ho ho ho now I have a machine gun.
Like is that Hans?
No not Hans.
That was fucking aww what was the guy in the elevator's name.
I know Hans was the main guy Hans Gruber.
Yeah they had funny fucking names though.
Good times.
Oh that was a good movie.
Happy early Christmas from Untitled Podcast.
It's true.
Casey you should eat a pepper.
No I'm good bro.
You should though.
You should probably have one.
No I'm good.
What if I give you one trivia question and if you get it wrong all or nothing.
All or nothing.
As in you'll eat a pepper if I get it right.
I mean sure.
I need to know what the question is before I fucking.
Who's on Mount Rushmore.
That wouldn't work.
Ali back who are the four prisoners on Mount Rushmore.
Eat it.
I'm not eating a fucking pepper.
No you should though.
For you guys who stuck around this far.
This is probably one of our worst episodes so far.
This is the worst to date by a landslide not even close.
We are really tired today.
We fucked up.
All right we fucked up.
I started school.
Bro I don't even know what to say.
I'm sorry to the fans.
I don't even know what you're talking about because I already made editing magic happen.
Yeah so we're already good.
All right.
Great.
Awesome.
Thanks for hanging out with us tonight.
This is real bad.
So we're sorry.
Next week will be better.
Yeah we'll have a return to form.
The apology episode.
The we suck episode.
All right thanks for listening to Untitled Podcast.
We'll do Dan's part for him this time.
Yeah.
And as always be kind to yourself.
And each other.
We out.
For all we know robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did this German come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Alien existence.
Somewhere in China.
In some base.
What the fuck?
There are super soldiers that are out there.
They have dread.
They're super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not agree with him.
What a fucking massive dog.
We gotta go in the fucking room.
Because we're gonna be killed.
We're gonna be killed.
We gotta go in the fucking room.
Because JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.
He got killed by the CIA.
JFK was killed by the government.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump bump bump.
Beep.
Nothing. They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
The government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you.
That you are going to be able to raise.
And they are gonna make them so fucking real.
They're gonna sink money into them.
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're gonna be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open. You're gonna see blood guts. No circuitry.
But let me tell you, their technology is out of solution biology.
Which by the way, big brother, is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension.
Oh!
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
Okay? I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real.
Okay? Look it up.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive.
But he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil!
Okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking leader.
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it.
Everybody's like, Trump.
Donald Trump's the fucking word person out there.
Trump, right?
Fuck Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros.
It's Bill Gates.
It's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody says, Trump.
Everybody's saying, Elon Musk is so cool.
He made a place for all this shit.
The actual government is trying.
The actual new government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,
are actually the ones that are controlling fucking all of it.
The mere politicians are paid off by the fucking building owners.
He's fucking smart.