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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuckin' no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.

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Extended episode. Where the fuck did the skirmish come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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Where the fuck did we meet? Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Anthropoclesautron, they have dreaded super soldiers.

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I do not agree with that. I do not agree with that.

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I did not say. Trap that bitch.

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Welcome to Untitled Podcast. Number. Episode 31.

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Casey here with Ellie Mac and Tyler. The convicted felon.

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This video is so trippy. It's like, dude, fucking look at this video.

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They're wearing gas masks. I watched this last night. It was like the trippiest thing I've ever seen.

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Yeah. Bloody 98 by Suicide Boys.

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So what happened this week?

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Ron DeSantis is running for president.

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Fuck Ron DeSantis. Here we go.

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You're going to go. You're going to fucking vote for Ron DeSantis over Trump.

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Fuck you.

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What about you?

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I'm going to vote for no one because everyone sucks.

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Now I'll vote for the Green Party.

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Go Green. Go Green, bro.

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Green Party is a bunch of fucking.

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I wish fucking Bernie Sanders would run again.

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He's too old.

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No, he's not fucking Joe Biden's run. He's fucking 80 years old.

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Yeah, he shouldn't.

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How old is Bernie Sanders? Fucking 82?

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I do find it pretty hysterical.

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I do find it pretty hysterical though how everybody on the fucking right is like, yeah, I'm more libertarian.

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And then everybody on the fucking left side is just like, yeah, I'm more Green Party than Democrat, but I vote for them.

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So many cases.

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Fucking Bernie Sanders looks like he's about to have a heart attack at any second.

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He's been fighting for these social rights for the last 60 years.

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We were watching Joe Biden fail videos the other day and like his Secret Service guy, he's like pointing at like the thing where he goes.

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Joe Biden just walks into the woods and he had to like.

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He does not know how to get off the stage.

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He is horrible.

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Joe Biden's doctor said he was healthy.

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He's like exercises and shit.

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Yeah, of course they're going to say that.

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What else are they supposed to say?

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They also said Trump was healthy and he eats McDonald's three times a day.

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He's like a healthy 80 year old male with like a bunch of these chronic medical conditions.

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Like normal for an 80 year old, I guess.

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He's like he fucking walks at a slow pace on the treadmill for like half hour every day.

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Can you say that again?

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Treadmill.

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What?

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How do you say treadmill?

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I say treadmill sometimes.

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Treadmill.

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You walk on your meal.

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Treadmill.

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No, there's fucking no way.

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Of course they're going to tell you he's healthy because it would fucking incite a mass panic.

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Yeah, our president has severe dementia.

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I would panic.

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I'd be like, all right, well, that was expected for an 81 year old or whatever.

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At this point, it's expected because we've had enough time to realize that maybe it'll be OK.

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And then you got fucking Kamala to be the president.

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I think that'd be worse.

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I'd rather have a dementia patient.

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Who's that one fucking Democrat?

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No, the one, the super old chick right now that's just fucking doesn't know the fucking I think.

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Oh, Diane something.

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No, I'm thinking fuck the evil witch looking person.

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They literally wheel her out in a fucking wheelchair and she doesn't know where she is.

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It's just like Nancy Pelosi.

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No, it's fucking looks like a demon.

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Let's be fucking real.

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Jay Jamie, pull the picture of Nancy Pelosi.

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She looks like a demon.

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So one person say that if you put that senator and Joe Biden in a room together, they wouldn't be able to hold a conversation.

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Nancy Pelosi looks like the actress that was in like the conjuring and shit.

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Nancy Pelosi enjoys life after leadership.

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Set my people free.

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So I was watching videos of like Russian crashes like Russian like vehicle crashes because they all have dash cams over there.

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Like I saw there's this fucking like this big rig that was like going.

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But it looked like it just like like the brakes went out on it and the truck was went in between two other big rigs going two opposite ways.

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And then like you could see the cab the cabin of the of the of the truck just fucking flip over and then crush it on itself.

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Mike, that guy just fucking died.

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We watched the man die right there.

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Like I love like like these videos that you see like crash videos and like all this other shit like you can't show a human being like getting like stabbed to death or getting shot or whatever.

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But you can show car crashes where you know the person's dead and everybody who's watching knows that person died.

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It's not one person.

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Oh, God, it was like a kid or someone.

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Okay, he's going to look up best gore videos again.

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It was someone who was a kid at the time of 9-11.

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They're like, yeah, I love how every year on the anniversary of my dad's death, he was in the first plane.

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I get to see this shit happen like 150 times.

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What the fuck was that?

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Yeah, I was watching like a bunch of police shooting videos, like one where like cops got shot or like body cam videos.

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Oh, speaking of which, I'll tell you guys more about that after.

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You see that one I saw yesterday?

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The fucking dude jumps out the window and fires the gun up in the air.

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He's like he jumps out of a third story window while firing the gun at the cop.

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And the cops like, oh, fuck.

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And it just like opens fire on him.

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And then he shoots the guy like three times in the chest.

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And the guy just like crawls on the ground like a fucking rake.

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He's like, I told you not to shoot me, bro.

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Yeah, please shooting videos are fucking insane.

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Like, and I love how police shooting videos are allowed to be on the Internet.

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And then they're like, you I bro, you I he's like, no, you just shot me, bro.

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I saw this one where it's like a YouTube short.

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I don't even know.

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I stumbled upon it.

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But is this dude?

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He's in a car chase with the fucking cops and he's on Facebook live.

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And it's like a recording of that.

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And the whole time he's just like, I'm fucking running away from these motherfuckers.

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Like the chat, all the chat is just the most ghetto shit.

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Like, oh, shit, he really is running.

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They do be running from the comments like hide, homie.

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It's like, dude, accessories.

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And then fucking as he pulls, he gets pulled over like he pulls over some shit and you

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He's like smiling and shit.

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You just hear and the dude got lit up.

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He fucking died on Facebook live.

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And then like the comments is just like, did he just get shot?

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Is he fucking dead right now?

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The gang member like Facebook live shit that come up like sometimes.

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And like they're like, yo, we rolling up on these homies real quick.

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Yo, I'm just going to show them up real quick.

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And they just fucking it just shows fucking evidence just like straight up live streaming

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evidence to the fucking shit guy.

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That fucking stupid guy.

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They don't care.

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Guy pulls out a fucking fucking tech nine and his fucking fucking pulls the trigger

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just fucking guns down like three people and he goes, we got them motherfuckers.

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They fucking right away.

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And then like two seconds later they get shot.

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You see the dude's head explode.

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I'm like, whoa, I've noticed on fucking Facebook.

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I've seen a bunch of them like videos.

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Like CCTV footage, like a street corner where some dude will just be running in a gang fight

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and just get fucking on the head and then they'll come over and fucking put like three more

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And dude, that's what like fuck like I like the like the one guy that I saw that got domed.

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Like he fucking went over and finished him off with two more.

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But like that's a lot of times what they do.

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Like they shoot you once in the head, but they go over and make sure that you're dead by shooting

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you a couple more times when you're on the ground.

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You can. I mean, it's rare, but you can.

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I think the gift that he's not given, big dink. Six nine got in trouble for being on Facebook

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live and like pulling out an Uzi and waving around.

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They're like, bro, you're out of house arrest.

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You guys. So you guys know about the NBA player, John Morant?

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No. He fucking for the second time now, it's already happened when he was like, I can't remember.

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Another happened when he's in college or like his rookie year in the NBA and he goes on Facebook

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live and he's waving a fucking nine miller and they suspended him for X amount of games that time.

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And he just did it again.

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And everybody's like the comments on that Facebook like jaws up at it again.

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Everyone's like, damn, dude, like I'm a huge fan, but you're definitely going to get suspended.

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What the fuck?

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But is that illegal to have a legal gun?

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I don't know.

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No, but you're promoting you're that you're promoting the image of an NBA is something that kids watch.

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That'd be like us waving a gun at a fucking camera and our boss seeing it and be like, what the fuck is this?

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Exactly. Like the NBA is going to be like, dude, what the fuck type of example are you setting for the kids that look up to you?

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They don't have to let him play.

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All that shit's in the contract. They can fucking suspend you at any time.

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For literally anything.

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Don't you guys have gun rights and owning guns?

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I am, but like if you're a public figure, but you can still have a right to have guns.

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You can still have a right to have a gun.

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But he's also being stupid with that.

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Exactly. But he's also a billboard for the company.

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The company can do it.

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Not only that, that is just shitty gun safety in general.

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Like I'm for gun rights, but I'm also for gun safety and he's going like this and I'm guessing I guarantee you he has his finger on the trigger.

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Doesn't he? I don't think he does.

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But actually still he's just kind of fucking waving it around still.

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If you're in a car with other people and you're waving a gun around, that's probably loaded.

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Yeah, because what's the first rule of gun safety?

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Ali Mac.

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Don't even buy a gun.

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First rule of gun safety is always think it's loaded.

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Oh, right. Right.

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Because even if you clear it, it could still have something in it.

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And you are curtains.

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Yeah. Oh, God.

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Gun safety with Tyler.

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I watched these gun videos the other day.

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Like gun fails and Tyler Drangle.

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But these motherfuckers were like, like I saw this one where his bitch was like shooting like an AK and she's like, oh, I like that.

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And she just fucking flashes everybody with the fucking barrel.

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What the fuck?

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Yeah, I love watching.

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And she's like, what?

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I don't know anything about this.

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And he's like, don't do that.

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Welcome to gun safety with Tyler.

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Oh, my God.

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Dr. Tyler Drangle.

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Tell us the second rule of gun safety.

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Second rule of gun safety.

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Never point your gun at anything that you're not willing to destroy.

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That's like an actual thing.

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Like, don't point your gun at something.

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This is probably the shit they teach in gun safety.

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No, third rule.

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Never point at a human that you are not willing to kill.

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If there's a jam and you're at a gun range, let the range instructor go over and check your gun because especially what's in there?

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Clean it out and look directly down the barrel.

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Yeah, clean out, look directly down the barrel, pull the trigger.

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Look down the barrel, see if it's visible.

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Also checking the trigger.

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It could be stuck.

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It could be stuck.

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But like I was at the gun range fucking couple of weeks ago.

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Yeah, a couple of weeks ago, and I got jam.

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And I know how to clear jams because I've shot guns enough, but I was renting that gun and I was about to start taking it apart till I clear the jam.

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And I'm like, I got a jam.

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But like because I'm like you have to for a jam like that, you obviously unload it.

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And then there's the brass that's in there.

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And for whatever reason, the hammer of mine like push the brass like into the barrel.

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So like I unloaded it.

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I was about to take off the slide and like start like take out the barrel and shit and stuff.

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Because once it gets to that point, like there's no firing mechanism or anything.

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Then like you can kind of like try to fix it like that.

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But the reason why Casey, I don't know if you know this or Alan Mack, I don't know if you know this.

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But in the military, they teach you how to like take apart your gun and put it back together with like blindfolds on is basically.

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So if you get a jam in the field, you can strip your gun super fast and then clean it and then get it back together super fast.

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Yeah, if it's dark out or something, if it's dark out or anything like that, like or if you have like flash banged.

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So like if you're able to like do that, but you have to be able to like blindfolded, take apart your gun, put it back together, be able to clear jams and shit.

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Like it's like a thing like you never know when it's going to jam and it could be the worst fucking possible fucking thing.

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Getting a gun jam is fucking awful, especially in video games.

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Actually, they don't really jam that much like in video games.

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There's some games that do. Yeah, Call of Duty doesn't do that.

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If you were like, I mean, the older fall outs. Yeah, they had three in New Vegas.

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Yeah, you had like a gun condition meter.

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Once it got past a certain point, your gun would jam and the shittier the condition got, the more frequent the jamming would be, which sucked because you'd get like the best gun in the game.

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You use it for a couple of missions and it's like, OK, great.

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I need to spend my life savings. Yeah, fantastic.

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Light shining in darkness. Yeah, that's my favorite.

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Yeah, be like, oh, my fucking Goss rifle. No, is that more?

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Joshua Graham. Fucking. You look at the guy in the 45.

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Yeah, light shining in darkness.

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And he would like to sit there and be like, yeah, like it.

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I was a beauty of a gun. Oh, yeah.

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You look like a dude in squid game right now. Why? Oh, my God.

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Shit is it's I guess this is like the jacket for squid game number one number four ninety five.

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What the fuck number was I remember?

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He is four or five. Oh, yeah.

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Maybe speaking of which, I never watched squid game. Why the fuck not?

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I just it is a really good show.

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I figured you fucking like it.

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I figured you'd be right up. That would be right up your alley.

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So I'm the I'm like in the vein of.

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If something I either like something before it's popular or after it's popular,

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because that's just kind of what I do, and I know it's a really pretentious thing to do.

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But like, but like a lot of times I like get turned off if something's too.

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Popular making season two, bro, so better fucking if something gets like too popular,

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I'm kind of like like in everybody's like, did you see this yet?

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Come on, you really got to see this.

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Like it makes me be like, I don't want to see this now.

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If like 14 people be like, you really got to see this movie or something like fuck you.

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I want to fucking schizophrenic TV reviews, squid games, squid games.

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That'd be awesome. I fucking I love that show so much.

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I watched that the day. Do you want to know something sad?

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That came out on my on my 22nd birthday and 22nd or 23rd birthday.

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I watched the entire thing because I had nothing better to do that day.

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And it was like before anybody was saying anything about it just happened.

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It was like out today. I'm like, I don't fucking whatever.

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What is it? I'm like, oh, this is really good. Oh, this is really good.

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Oh, well, it's fucking eight thirty on my birthday and I haven't done a thing.

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Hey, mom, is it English dubbed or is it is it like subtitled?

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It can do either. There's either the the English dubs are fucking annoying.

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Yeah, I can't. Yeah, that's that one lady.

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The one. Oh, yeah. The fucking chick. That's like, yeah, the crazy bitch.

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Because I'm a big I'm a big anime guy and I actually like the English dub better, which is like sacrilege.

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What's her face? The hot chick. Oh, my God. I know.

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I know. I know. It's a good to talk about. She's really fucking hot.

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Like I've seen like pictures of Mike. There's two hot chicks in that show.

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They want freckles. Yeah, is that her friend? Yeah. Yeah.

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She's hot. It's a fucking alpha female and then the fucking girl shows like that or just like shock value.

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They just want to shock people. I mean, they did a pretty good job.

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The very end is like, oh, yeah, I got pink hair now. That doesn't spoil really anything.

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I already know what happens. Like, that's the thing, too, like because people talked about.

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Oh, yeah, it got. Yeah. And people talk about it so much.

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I literally know what's going to happen. And that's kind of another thing that turned me off to it.

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Like, that's another thing with like shows, because like I was super busy when like it first came out.

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Like, I think I was doing I was doing something like enough time had to have gone by by now for you to forget most of the spoilers, though.

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I remember like for whatever reason, like my autism like, so what do you know about it?

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Fucking guy was like down on his luck type thing. I remember then he gets like kidnapped or does he sign up?

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I think he gets kidnapped or signed. You get both essentially.

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But like he gets like a card with like circle square and triangle on it. Yeah.

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You're just describing the premise of the show, though. These aren't spoilers.

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No. And then like, eventually, I know he wins. Yeah, obviously.

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And I know that there's the big fucking like ball of money at the like the middle of it.

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And then they have to do like all these weird ass challenges and like fucking the one with like the fucking the red light, green light.

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And then if they fucking like red light, green light, fucking shit. Yeah.

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They didn't know that they were going to be killed at that point.

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That was like the part that just everybody there is like, oh, my God.

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And then fucking old guys happy that like he really murdered like number one.

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You know what I'm telling you? There's enough that you don't know about that show for it to be.

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And everybody thinks number one is actually the creator of the game because I read that theory a lot.

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And fucking he's doing like all this weird shit and he's like.

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And I also love the meme where number one is just sitting there like in a curled up ball.

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Nobody wanted to be as far as what happens on. Yeah, basically.

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But it's so good to watch. And then there's the fucking glass bridge.

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Yeah, you got some parts of the ending wrong. It would be worth it for you.

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I'm telling you, it's a good show that he wins.

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He dyed his hair red and now he thinks actually it's more red.

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That's definitely red. It might be red. It's definitely red.

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I thought it was pink. Now I think it is red.

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Actually thinking back on now if this was a fucking who wants to be a millionaire question, I would go back on my answer.

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Let's fucking try to smell salt. The fuck is the dude's name?

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Oh, what the fuck was the dude's name? Oh, I don't fucking know.

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Shinkai Shack. Oh, the birds. Han Solo. Yeah, that's definitely red. 100 percent.

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Oh shit. That is red 100 percent. Yeah, it's red. That's not pink.

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Oh shit. Oh fuck. Yeah, that one's not that bad.

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That's definitely red. Yeah, that's red. Where's the strong one?

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Oh, yeah. Oh shit. Don't fucking throw that shit at me. That's like a fucking hand grenade, bro.

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It's a fucking felony. That's fucking illegal and illegal in fucking 49 states.

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Oh, oh, what the fuck? Oh.

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I don't know if I got it yet, but I ordered some atomic rhino double red. Double the power.

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No, it's worse than that. It's double that. No, no, there couldn't possibly be.

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That's what it says. So atomic rhino like two times the power of normal. Do you pass out?

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Does it put you into a fucking sinkable episode? Well, I know. I think it does the opposite.

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I think it puts you into SVT. Yeah, I mean, fuck. Fuck. These ones I enjoy that.

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That one's torture. That's not even worth it. 67. That's the bitch.

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Yeah, there's that one. And then there's the girl. Oh, hi. Oh, so this week, the surgeon general declared that there is a national youth mental health crisis from social media.

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Basically, that social media is causing a mental health crisis. Oh, really? It's been doing that for the last 15 years.

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Yeah, it's like bro, like when I was in the fucking high school, like Facebook was like, like just coming up, just like starting up. Remember 2016 YouTube, like when people were telling to kill themselves, I had I, D, or filthy for I doves new video, the one where he's like.

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I am ashamed of my old content. I hurt people. Okay, yeah, I did. And everybody in the comments section is flaming him. Dude, he's a fucking pussy. Yeah, it's like, what the fuck?

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Grow up. He's like, I, I like, dude, you bullied people for 15 years on YouTube. And then you fucking get bullied for fucking a week and you crumble fucking pussy fucking pussy. Yeah, all the fucking content cops. He fucking destroyed everyone and then just fucking.

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He's a, he's a glass cannon. Yeah, he's a glass cannon. I mean, they did. Everybody he attacked came back at him, but he was fucking good. His prime was so good. Him, Max Moffo, filthy Frank. Oh my God.

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Dude, 2016 YouTube, eating pickles and sewers. We gotta talk about fucking 2016 YouTube because that shit was fucking wild. They're dropping end bombs with hard Rs with zero remorse. It was a great time. They're all white. Filth is 50.

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Thank was halfway, but he took a he took a good stance on it, though. He's just like, I think that's okay or none of it's okay. Yeah, which is a good stance. He's walked back on that now is because his fucking wife. Yoko Ono fucking. Oh my God. Yeah, it really is a Yoko Ono situation.

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She came into the picture. He became a pussy. Yeah, dude, she fixed him. You know, the fucking whole thing where this is like an actual true thing before he was 26 years old and he got into the relationship with this with his only fan.

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Yoko Ono girlfriend. He was a virgin, so he got laid by this bitch, and then he thought that he couldn't get laid anymore. I think so. He just kind of did whatever the fuck she said. I honestly wouldn't have even cared if he just fucking if he just never apologized.

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That would have been enough. He's moved his content in a good direction before that. Or even creator clash or whatever. That was higher. Retire the character of I dobs. You could be like, I'm still going to go under the pseudonym of I dobs because that's what I'm known for. But like, retire the edgy character.

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Be like, like, literally come out and be like, I'm retiring this like edgy character type. Yeah, dude, Joji got out at the right time. He made another career. Joji got out and he's on the wall. He's fucking got like 10 million like fucking like plays and shit.

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Like he's fucking he went fucking the complete other direction. And guess what? He didn't apologize. He never apologized. He did say that like he hates who he was when he did Filthy Frank. I think he I think that everybody has to say something like that.

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If they're in if he got did look at all like the fucking like what do you fucking call those those those individuals all of his all the Joji and I dobs videos are up though aren't they? I don't take down all his videos. Are you fucking serious? That's what he said in the last thing. He took down all his video. No, he he unlisted them.

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So fucking motherfuckin have fun watching your career die. Yeah, I don't know what to tell you, bro. You just he fucking only fans himself. Remember when only fans said that they weren't going to allow nudity on their website. Oh, yeah. And that's the point.

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Like what are you taking away how you're making money? So stupid. Oh my God. Tell me I did the same shit. Tumblr. Oh, dude. Tumblr is a fucking ghost town. Yeah, because Tumblr like they tried to act as like the big sanctuary for everybody on the left and like the big LGBTQ community community there.

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And then when they fucking they were out of the morning, they said that you couldn't have female presenting nipples and the whole community is like the fuck does that mean?

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I read it being like no more porn back. Why is you my I see your love a poor? Oh yeah, trumps trumps. They're expecting him to be criminally charged again, indicted for hoarding the documents classified documents. Wow. Okay. See you've been on that fucking shit for fucking how many weeks now and they're just going to keep doing it and they're going to keep fucking up.

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And people like you, Casey, are the reason why this country is going to fucking hell. They're just trying to I think it could be either. He might have done some fuck shit. But at the same time, I'm not really going to buy into it until I see something happen because they could have. They could just be trying to give him bad press.

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It's fucking election. You're trying to give him bad press. That's what they've done since he fucking started. Yeah, such a threat to the liberal fucking masses. Why aren't you voting for him? Because the Santas is a better fucking choice. It's more. Yeah, it's not necessarily anything to do with the Santas. It's just fuck the left for doing that. You don't see the right really do crap like that. Like fucking the left plays hardball politics where they'll try to fucking destroy somebody. I think I'm going to register as a Republican next year.

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I'm going to vote for this election and vote in the primaries. I can just screw with them. Wow. That's so smart. I'll vote for Trump. There's a whole bunch of people that definitely don't do that. That's so smart. That's definitely just a Casey O'Neill idea.

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Well, I was an independent, but I knew that getting out of college, but I registered as a Democrat because New York, you need to be a registered Democrat to vote in that primary. Yeah. And my thought process was as an independent, I'd rather be a registered Democrat so I can influence the election because I know this is always going to be a blue state for the foreseeable future. So why wouldn't you? I'm registered on affiliate so I can't vote and fucking literally anything. If I was a Republican, I'd probably registered as a Democrat just because you get more control over what you're doing.

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More control over what's going to happen in your state. Yeah, I'm not running for office. It doesn't matter what my party allegiance is on paper. You can also change it at any time. Yeah, like you can change it at any point. Like it takes a little bit, but you can change it. I think it has to go into the Trump used to be a Democrat. So I'm used to be a lot of things. I used to be a Democrat. But who did I did? I mean, you know who else used to be a Democrat?

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I don't know. I remember I fucking flamed Trump when I was going through college because I was like, how the fuck can you be a Democrat one day and then just decide you're a Republican? You're just trying to win. That was my summer child. Yeah, that was my thought process. And then I was like, once I was in the workforce for a couple years and saw how the world worked, I was like, okay, now I get how like you can flop political ideations. I'm still brain dead. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm a free thinker, bro. I don't fucking subscribe.

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I think are the Republican Party. You seem to follow Mr. Carl. Yes, Carl. That's not a fucking free finger. Casey, you're following this fucking scumbag. That's like the fucking Bible of communism. He's a fucking asshole. You're going to you're going to communist hell. I want to go to communist hell because you know what? That is Republican heaven. They hack you.

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Watch the Congress Manifesto. Come back. They hack your limbs off with a hammer and sickle. Fucking sin. No, I definitely am a socialist, but you know, I'm a free thinker. I can't wait to have to subscribe to Joe Biden. I can't wait to have my Norwegian friend on the podcast because you are going to love him with his political ideations. We're going to have a good dialogue that I'm going to murder him. Yeah. Then he I don't know if he's going to get as angry. He might be a

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like, okay, this kid needs to fucking calm down. I don't know. But who's here? Tyler Kim, my Norwegian friend. He lives in Oslo and he's a big he's a very big socialist. Norway is obviously a very social. Yeah, I want to fucking move to Norway. Fuck Norway. Yeah, it would be like a little fucking play land for you over there. Oh, yeah. Let's fucking let's fucking go on a trip to Norway. You want to know what he's he needs to go to another country to do his show.

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He's like, yeah, I'm going to go shopping. No, he literally drives to fucking sweet. I mean, he lives close to the border, but he goes to Sweden because everything is so much fucking cheaper. Oh, yeah. That's the cost. It's like socialism is great, guys. I love socialism. It's one of the best fucking farms in government ever. He told me I love socialism because guess what? I'm a fucking retard. He told me to go over and visit him and he's like, yeah, you're not going to want to get a hotel or something. He's like, you can just stay with me. Everything is so expensive here.

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It's just like, OK, that's I mean, like I'd love to. I'd love to fucking go to Norway. But it's like if you don't have a very good paying job, you can be fucked there pretty quickly. I want to see Switzerland. I want to see the Alps.

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The other thing he was telling me is that fucking Norway, there's so many places in that country that if you have a medical emergency, you're just borderline inaccessible. Like it's either like helicopter or they're just like, all right, we'll send a sheriff out in a couple of weeks to see if you're still alive.

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Like because, you know, it's just treacherous terrain. There's not a lot of fucking roads and it's not like you have EMS stations all over the place. These people live practically in the wilderness, not everywhere. Obviously, they have their own metropolitan areas like Oslo.

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But yeah, that's pretty cool, though. It is. I mean, you know that when you're moving to that area. I mean, you know that here, if you move out in East bumfuck, unless you live next to the one station within 100 miles, you're probably fucked. So yeah, exactly.

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Talk about how racist Japanese people are in Japan to white people. Oh, boy. No, I take us away, Tyler. I was watching a video on this guy who moved to Japan for work and like he went to go to a bar like that's just like a random bar like, you know, how like, you know, at random like places in like, you know, in like a big city like there's just random bars that you just go into and stuff.

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And then the guy like their bouncer at the fucking door like put his hand up to him and he like shook his head. The guy's like, what the fuck? Like, I guess I think there's nobody in line. Like there's like enough room in the bar. He's like, what the fuck? He pointed at a sign.

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It was an English and it says no, no white people allowed or no, no, no, it was it wasn't no white people. It was no Yankees any non Japanese any non Japanese prohibited and like you might just have a couple bad eggs over there.

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No, but I mean, there's a lot of places that are like that and they have a really big problem with with disabled people over there because in Japan, everybody's like a peg in like the fucking like the the the system.

389
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But if you're disabled, people shun you like even if like you were like perfectly like you get into a car accident, you get paralyzed like you're you're you're below like scum to them over there. It's crazy. Like like look into it. Like that's like an actual thing.

390
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I know there's a lot. The population of Japan has a lot of old people. Yeah. Yeah. But but the thing is they like elderly elderly people are looked at as as different than like a person who are raised that would get like paralyzed or something like you feel like you can't work you.

391
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They're like not useful. If you can't work, then you can't eat. Well, that's how it was like back in the day when we were like in tribes hunter hunter gather tribes like they'd send them out to the fucking woods. Somebody was fucking sick. You had to fucking stab them with a fucking bow narrow.

392
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That's not what you do with a bow and arrow.

393
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I don't think that's how that was. Shoot them in the face with a bow and arrow.

394
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I think they might just fucking stab you. That is clock in the head. I do like that. That movie you see that movie mid summer. Yeah, yeah, that's an or you on fire inside of it. That's yeah. I think that's Sweden in that movie. That's a great movie by the way. I love psychological horror every here of yeah. I

395
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was good. We talk drug. Yeah, like the drug. Yeah, we talked in depth about ayahuasca earlier episodes, but I've had like I have shit memory, but like I watched a video on like a guy who did like ayahuasca and he goes, it's pretty much a scam. Like you throw up the first time that you have it. You have like an actual trip and then every other time after that, it's like you don't really get high off it. Yeah. Also, I didn't realize that you had to throw up for it to work.

396
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Okay, yeah, like I read. That's correct. I know I read more into it and you actually have to throw up in order for it to work because you can't keep that in your system. You actually have to throw it up. Well, yeah, but you throw up because of the trip. It gives you though. No, you throw up because of the poison like that because you're basically poisoning yourself like to get high with that and I don't know, but I think what I'm fuck. I something I hear like something.

397
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I hear like some pop and sound like the beginning of a tone and I was just like, am I getting fucking told like when the overhead turns on overhead turns on? Yeah.

398
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Yeah.

399
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I'm going to be a communication zone one first call. Also, why do all dispatchers come up and it was like, no one in an emergency going on. That's Saratoga. Yeah. Our dispatchers of some person like they need to be politically correct. You can't do anything, but we have fun with the tone of our voices. That sounds stupid, but it's true.

400
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But like, dude, dispatcher 5686. I don't I know one dispatcher because he did a ride along with us because he became an EMT, but like he was fucking hilarious. By the way, he was fucking X army huge fucking six foot four black dude jacked fucking.

401
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I was mine and he talked. He literally talks like this. Hello. Hey, how you doing, baby? I feel like people that have those voices just go into dispatch because they know it sounds bad ass. Oh, yeah.

402
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We got this one dispatcher where I work and every time he's on him like he is he's in the perfect job. It's like the most authoritative voice I've ever heard. He's got like the smooth like like like like 1970s DJ voice.

403
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Yeah. Hey, how you doing, baby? We got a call for you.

404
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Yeah, I remember the dispatcher I'm talking about who's super serious. The most fun I ever had on the radio was we got dispatched to a mutual aid call and we gave him the information he was trying to like clarify it. I think more shit like that at work.

405
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He gave us the cross streets to it and I went grassy ass and he just comes back and goes, you know, that's fucking awesome. I say that one that one Halloween that you were dispatching. I was being true.

406
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I don't I don't think he'd care. I'll say his name. It was one fucking I was in the booth training with Howser and he saw my face when you said that and he's like, don't say anything stupid back. It's like received. Have a good night.

407
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70. So do podcast. So do if you like training, you like to get in shape. So do so do. He's a Spartan Spartan trainer. Also, that still happened. Yeah, still. Yeah, he still does it. Is it just him? I think it's him and like other like trainers and stuff. Oh, okay.

408
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But like he he he's a Spartan race trainer and he's also a he is a pair parachute instructor. Yes. Wow. Wow. Wow. All right. Let's take a break. Yeah, I think we need to come up with some stuff guys. You got to come back strong and be swapped the second half out with the first half.

409
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We'll be back on the podcast.

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We're here on episode 31. One step closer to freedom. One step closer to July 4.

411
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Yeah, what?

412
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No, July 4 is coming up in a month.

413
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I'm working July 4. It's Tuesday. Jesus Christ. All right. What do you got, Tyler?

414
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So we all know the game VR chat, right? We all we all had fun on it. It was fun. Yes. So apparently there's a fucking epidemic of pedophiles on that now.

415
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Like an epidemic. Yeah, I believe I fucking can see why because there's a fucking children on there. I mean, I buy into that. It's a pretty thing. I'm also kitchen and beyond. Yeah, I was gonna say it's a pretty dangerous place for a child's mind. That's not good.

416
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It's like the fucking for channel VR. So the level of autism and VR chat is fucking unreal. The level of autism and for Chan is even worse. The level of fucking whatever you want to be. And if you just let you just want to do autistic shit, Casey, you had an anime avatar with a dick that was running around.

417
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Exactly. People exactly. That was really weird. Yes. I remember that one day we played VR chat and I was just like, I had this like chick with a fucking dildo in her hand. Yeah. And he was like, he's seen right around trying to rape Ali back in the. Yeah. What the fuck, dude? Fuck away for me.

418
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Dude, we found that fucking one world that just had a shit that a not safer work avatar fucking handicapped shaggy. That was fun. Then didn't you and me break our games because we turned into a giant? No, no, there's Kermit. But then there was like the red fucking giant from attack. Oh, yeah.

419
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Dude, we broke the game. Yeah, we had to like, we had to like log out and make a new account. Yeah, dude, it was bad. Like that should have crashed your game. Yeah. And we turned into rats.

420
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Oh, the rats. That was great. That was funny. Yeah. Like we just went to like there's a what was it? Fucking like furry land or some shit because like we some weird place we fucking fucking game like we were at like one like the normal places and we all like had like a group of like fucking 15 people turn into rats and we're like, let's invade the furry land and call them all fucking.

421
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All right. Yeah. Yeah, I do remember that. You know, that was always funny. You'd be in a somewhat tame world and then somebody would just like be like, all right. Well, good seeing you guys plopped down a portal of femboy Hooters. What the fuck did I just see? Let's talk about some of the insane worlds that we found on that.

422
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Like Texas fucking chainsaw devil man, no darkness, devil Texas chainsaw faith, hell springs, eternal man. Remember, I felt like fucking James Cameron in the submarine in Titanic when I hooked it up to my PC and you guys were like asking me to describe.

423
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Guys, I see a bunch of graves. One half of the astronaut on the left and there's another on the right. I still don't know what it looks like. And if you walk all the way to the end, I was like, my PC and I actually got it too. And I was just like, like, it felt like you're an astronaut. Like you're just like, fuck, man. It's a very underwhelming world. That's the pretty funny part about it. Yeah. Like, I don't know why it wasn't able to be ran on. I think it's I think it was just like the assets that were loaded.

424
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And the map were just a super high resolution that the Oculus just couldn't keep up with. Yeah. They could you like change it to like some weird like troll face or something if you press the button? Yeah. Yeah. It was a it was a creepy world. It was a shock value world. I find it hysterical that it crashed quests. Yeah. Makes it even better. Did you just plop down portals? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Check out this world. Fucking karaoke world.

425
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Oh my God. That was so funny. I went to the karaoke world and kept on changing the song every single time. Titanic. And like there'd be somebody be like, you're so coming in and I'm coming in. What the fuck guys? Titanic again. I was in the middle of my song. It was like, like we let them get like a minute into the song. We'd be like, I'd just be pressing it.

426
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No, I remember you and me and the fucking markers and we were drawing. Yeah. It was like I like right above the dude's head. We're like, I heart dick. He just walked back. Dude, what the fuck? Like, come on guys. Come on. Really? I love the guy. They're like, who did it? I'm holding the marker. And it was like, oh, it's definitely you. I'm like, I don't know what you're talking about. That was hysterical, though, because they started shitting on you, Casey. Like, I'm just trying to play time. You did you study? I mean, like you missed a couple of the buttons.

427
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But for the most part, you were playing the fucking song. Yeah. I'm sure you was like, oh fuck. He wasn't getting. Remember when we had the episode where we kidnapped someone in VR? Yeah, I mean, I remember you. So I can interview that random person. He do what? Yeah, they kidnapped somebody on VR chat and then the problem on the podcast. Yeah, just a random person.

428
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Yeah. How'd it go? Well, we interviewed him on the episode. Shout out to nude. Yeah. Was he chill? Hell yeah. Yeah, he seemed chill. Anybody that would follow you to a random world and go into the basement and do an interview for a podcast is pretty cool. That had to be pretty trippy. That had to be a pretty trippy episode to be part of. Oh yeah. Because you were in the basement here. I was here alone, yeah. So you're, yeah, that's fucking weird.

429
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That is really weird. But it was like, it felt like I was actually in my basement and like, like Dan was here too. Like my basement exactly set up in the VR. Yeah, the VR studio. What skins were you guys using? I was X. Dan was like a hot dog.

430
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That's one thing I hate about questions. You had to like just point at people and then turn on their avatar so you could see what everybody was. Yeah. Like you just weren't automatically like seeing what they were. Yeah, you just be one of the shitty default skins.

431
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Dude, you know what my favorite thing was though? It was just ruining VR dates in quotation marks. Oh yeah. Dude, motherfuckers would be staring out like a fucking like fake window and being like, this is so romantic isn't it honey?

432
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She'd be like, yeah, but this is really nice. And then I come up, yeah, what's going on pals? They'd be like, we're trying to have a date here buddy. You're never going to meet each other in real life.

433
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And it's like, don't listen to him honey. He's just an asshole. I'm like, at least I get laid in real life.

434
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Go outside, touch grass loser. Fuck you. I bet she's ugly in real life or a man.

435
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You're running a risk there buddy. Can't say it's what I'd have done. I can't say it's what I'd do.

436
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So tell us about the time that you had a fight with a bunch of high schoolers. Okay. Almost fight with a bunch of high schoolers. So, so do shout out again. So do.

437
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But so do himself. If you can, so do. Yeah. If can, so do. If so, then do. So do.

438
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Yeah. So we went to his birthday party at the bowling alley and fuck, we had a decent amount of shots that day, I think. And like the bowling alley, I think was closing at that point.

439
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Because like we came out laser tag and the bowling alley was just fucking like dark. And I'm like, oh fuck.

440
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But earlier in the day, we got a bunch of like balls from the, the claw machine cranes. Yeah. Cause it was played till you win. Yeah.

441
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And you got a bunch of them and we got like, I think like four or five, maybe six. You've got a couple balls that day. Oh yeah.

442
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So we went to laser tag and being perfectly honest, we forgot completely about the balls until the like group of like 15, 18 year olds came out with our balls.

443
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We had walked outside at this point. We were smoking cigars. We were just like shooting this shit and we completely forgot about the balls had no intention.

444
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Nobody was that upset by them. But then the kids came outside and we saw that they had them. They're like, and that set us off.

445
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It was like, it's like, I'm going to get the fucking balls back. It was like, yeah, yeah, let's go.

446
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These kids are retarded. And then these fucking kids are just like, you guys are really going to be this upset over some balls. And I'm like, I'll fucking kill you over some balls. And like, like one guy fucking ball back.

447
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Like the one kid I go, I think he's fucking serious.

448
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Fucking ball back. I started talking about the 1980s Olympics team. Just screaming at them. Yeah. Cause we were wearing our fucking USA jerseys that night. Yeah. That was so fucked up.

449
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But I got a fucking Grateful Dead USA jersey. So I could wear that with you. There you go. I'm not wearing a fucking, you know, who's the goalie? Jim Craig. Jim Craig. Yeah, I'm not wearing that.

450
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I mean, you could be McClanahan. Cause I already got it. It could be none of them. Cause it's a stupid fucking joke. No, you got Jim Craig. No, I have a, oh Callahan. Yeah. So Jim Craig's the goalie.

451
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You could get the U the CCCP one because they have those jerseys too. Oh, you could. I see fee bro. No, CCCP fucking retard. Soviet Union. Yeah, we could get you that.

452
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We'll get you that for your birthday. They didn't even try with their uniforms either. It was just red. It was red and said CCCP on it. Yep. And the helmets are the same thing. Just small little letters. CCCP. Yeah.

453
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So you want to talk about Iraqi Iraqi? Rocky. Oh sure. Yeah. Schizophrenic movie reviews. Welcome back to Schizophrenic movie reviews. It's been a long time coming. Schizophrenic movie reviews. Jesus Christ.

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It has been a long, long while since we came back to these, but I'm glad to be back and I'm going to do one of my favorite movies, the best underdog movie of all time. Rocky Balboa.

455
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The movie really crapped out at a shitty point there. Yeah. I had to put on a, nevermind. That would have been a great segue.

456
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Schizophrenic movie reviews. So starts off this motherfucking in a boxing ring. Fucking Philadelphia 1976. Fucking Rocky Balboa is fighting Spider Rico in the ring. Fucking Spider Rico is punching him.

457
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And then he gets a fucking low blow on him. Then Rocky loses his fucking shit and just beats the fuck out of him. Like jumps on top of him. Fucking starts punching him in the head when he's on the ground. And the rest is like alright end it. We're good.

458
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And then fucking people are throwing beers and shit at him like boo fuck you Rocky. Rocky ends up being in the fucking taping room afterwards. He's like hey where's my money?

459
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And the guy's like uh. And the guy's like yeah Rocky here's your fucking money. You know. Actually taking out five dollars for room. Five dollars for a shower. Two dollars for a locker. That leaves you with fifty seven dollars.

460
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He hands it to him and Rocky's like okay fifty seven dollars. Okay. I'm going to uh. Okay. Is that what he says? That's what he says.

461
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And he's just like I'm picturing Rocky Balboa as somebody who's mentally retarded Tyler. He kind of is. Okay. Just clarifying. So Rocky's going down and he's just like alright I'm going to walk back to my house now.

462
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So he's walking back to his house and like fucking some guy's like hey Rocky what are you doing your match? He's like real good. Real good. Alright. Yeah. Real good.

463
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And then he literally says that to like six people. Like six people are like oh hey Rocky how's the match going? I did good. They're real good. They're real good.

464
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So he's mentally retarded. I think he has some slowness going on. Some sort of dementia.

465
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So Rocky then goes back to his house. Looks at his turtle. He's like look at the turtle. I'm going to feed Mr. Turtle. Look you like that? Yeah. Nice Mr. Turtle. I like that. I'm going to go to sleep now Mr. Turtle.

466
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He goes to sleep. So he wakes up the next morning and he's like I'm going to go get some pet food. So he goes down to the pet store and there's this like nerdy chick who's working there named Adrienne. She's got night. She's got glasses.

467
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Like a little bonnet on type shit. She looks adorable. Let's be right. I like nerdy girls. She looks pretty cute. So she's there. Rocky walks in. He's like hey yo I'm here for the turtle food.

468
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And she looks at him. Then autism scampers away into the back room. And he's like what did I do? I just I thought she I just wanted to tell her a joke.

469
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Rocky like looks at the dog and the dog there's a dog in the cage at the pet store. He's going woof woof woof. He's like oh it's a dog. What's up buddy?

470
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He's like fucking handsome. He's like what's up buddy? Hey yeah. Hey bro look at this dog. It's pretty cool. Hey. I feel like I've seen Rocky. I don't remember this.

471
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I don't remember anything that he said. Yeah so this is yeah. So he's like yeah whatever. So then fucking Rocky goes to the gym and it's Mick's gym. Mighty Mick.

472
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Fucking old Irish guy. Fucking Angus fuck. This motherfucker he goes in and he goes to his locker. And he's like the combination is working. What's going on?

473
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So he fucking like tries to do his combination a couple times. Then he takes off his fucking hat. Then he looks into his fucking hat. He has a combination in his hat. He's just like.

474
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So he punches off the fucking rock the lock. He just goes he opens up and there's just like a post like a like a Playboy poster of like a like a like a black model from that day.

475
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From like the 70s and like a whole bunch of like like an Afro pick and stuff. He's like where the fuck's my stuff? Whose stuff is this? And like he's looking at the wrong locker isn't he?

476
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No and then like he looks he looks over and like there's a janitor there. He's just like I've had this lock. What's going on? This is my lock. He's just like no you're over on Skid Row now kid.

477
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And Robby's like what the fuck? I've been at this gym for fucking 15 years. And he put me on Skid Row. I want to talk to Mick. He's just like. And the guy's like yeah don't talk to Mick today. He's uh he's he's kind of angry.

478
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He's like yeah it's all mine. And he walks out and Mick he goes over and he goes hey Mick. And Mick's like what? He does and then he goes I gotta talk to you. He's like shut up.

479
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And he's like Mick. Come on talk to me. He's like what? And he's like Mick why you put me on Skid Row? He just goes cause you're not a contender.

480
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He goes you're a bum Rock. You could have done something with your life but you're a fucking bum. You're breaking thumbs for the mob. Look at you you fucking disgrace.

481
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And Rock is like you know that hurts Mick. That hurts a lot. And he's just like get the fuck outta here. And he's just like maybe I will go home. Maybe I will.

482
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And he's like good don't let the door hit you in the ass when you're walking out.

483
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So then he goes back to his house and then shows this man Apollo Creed. Big guy. Cool guy. Fucking muscle guy.

484
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And he's just like then he goes hey. So Apollo Creed is sitting in his office with like two promoter guys.

485
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Two promoter guys are just like so your fight got cancelled because whatever. Like the guy broke his hand or something.

486
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And he's just like that's a damn shame. That's a damn shame. We gotta get something. We gotta have this.

487
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And he goes you know what. I have an idea. He goes this is America. This is the land of opportunity.

488
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And guess what. We are coming up on our 200th birthday. What would be more American than having an underdog come in and fight for the world heavyweight champion of the world.

489
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And I like the sound of that. And he goes now let's see. And they're going through a book of like people.

490
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And he's just like this is a good guy. And they like to go. Rocky Balboa. The Italian Stallion.

491
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And he goes the Italian Stallion. I like the sound of that.

492
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And they're like he's a Southpaw. Which in case none of you guys know about boxing Southpaw is a left handed boxer.

493
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So he's a Southpaw. And they're like no champ you don't want to fight him. He's a Southpaw. You gotta fight him all different.

494
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And he's just like no. No. Italian Stallion. I like the sound of that.

495
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And he goes. He just goes. Just imagine on the biggest stage in the world on July 4th 1976 a bicentennial.

496
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I a black man fights an Italian you know one of Christopher Columbus.

497
01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:06,480
This is actually what he says in the movie. One of Christopher Columbus's descendants.

498
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:13,480
I could fight one of them on our country's birthday in Philadelphia. And that's his hometown.

499
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:19,480
Let's let's do that. So then Rocky's like doing something like he's like fucking just walking around the street.

500
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:23,480
And then he comes up to him. No he's training again. Like he's in the gym.

501
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:29,480
And like some guy like Mick comes up to him. He goes hey. He's just like yeah Mick what's going on today.

502
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:33,480
He just goes you got news from somebody. I don't fucking know.

503
01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:38,480
And like he comes up and he's like now I represent Mr. Apollo Creed.

504
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:45,480
I would like to tell you that he'd like you to stop by the office real quick someday.

505
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:50,480
And then there's the address. I'm not going to think I will. I think that's a pretty good idea.

506
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,480
I might do that. That actually sounds kind of cool. OK.

507
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:57,480
So he goes back. Then like I think the scene cuts to him like going into the office.

508
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:00,480
And like he goes into the office and like the promoter is there.

509
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And she's like no he talks to the assistant first. The assistant's like hey Rock.

510
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:09,480
Are you here for your talk? He goes yeah.

511
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:13,480
She's like oh Mr. fucking Big Dog or whatever the fuck his name is is in his office.

512
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:18,480
You can go right up. So he goes up there. Guy's fucking fat cat smoking cigar.

513
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:22,480
Pinstripe suit. He's like hello Rock. How you doing kid?

514
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:31,480
It's me Mr. Big Shot. How you doing? And he's just like I represent Mr. Apollo Creed.

515
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,480
Let me tell you son. He likes you.

516
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:39,480
He's like I could be a real good sparring partner for him.

517
01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:45,480
He's like sparring partner? Son I don't think you understand the opportunity that I'm offering you here today.

518
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:51,480
They go son I'm offering you a shot at the heavyweight title of the world.

519
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:56,480
And he goes that's a real nice offer but I'm not going to do it.

520
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:02,480
He's just like son do you understand? He's just like son are you retarded?

521
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:09,480
Do you understand what the other thing is? No I don't think I'm going to do that.

522
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,480
He's just like listen son Apollo really wants you.

523
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:18,480
He's just like okay I guess I'll take it.

524
01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:28,480
And the guy's like alright. And then like the next scene fucking oh before that he ends up going on a date with Adrian.

525
01:02:28,480 --> 01:02:33,480
After you know basically sexually harassing her for like fucking two years.

526
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:36,480
And she's just like I've never been on a date before.

527
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:42,480
And he's just like well I'm a I've never been on a date before either.

528
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:47,480
I meant to be retarded. I don't think you should know about me.

529
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:55,480
So he goes on a date with her on Thanksgiving because fucking Adrian has a brother named Pauly who's like a literal fucking abusive asshole.

530
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:59,480
And he fucking threw the turkey out the oven because he was insane.

531
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:03,480
And he goes go on a fucking date with Rock you fucking whore.

532
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:09,480
And she's like I don't want to go on a date with Rocky he's retarded.

533
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:14,480
And he's just like I'm right here guys.

534
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:20,480
He's like go on a date. Look I'm your fucking brother and you're fucking fucking me over with this shit.

535
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,480
Just go on a date I can't have you in the house anymore.

536
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:25,480
And she's like ahhhh.

537
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:27,480
And she gets all dressed up and she's like not crying anymore.

538
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,480
She's like would you like to take me on a date Mr. Rocky Balboa?

539
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:33,480
And he's just like uh sure.

540
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:36,480
Yeah that sounds okay.

541
01:03:36,480 --> 01:03:37,480
It's on Thanksgiving by the way.

542
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,480
Like this is like during Thanksgiving.

543
01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:41,480
So he goes to the fucking ice skating rink.

544
01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:44,480
And like he goes and she goes I think it's closed.

545
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,480
He goes no no he's going to know the guy.

546
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:48,480
And he walks up to the guy.

547
01:03:48,480 --> 01:03:52,480
He's just like hey yo I want to get some skates.

548
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:57,480
And he's like bro it's Thanksgiving.

549
01:03:57,480 --> 01:04:01,480
My brother in Christ do you know what day it is?

550
01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:03,480
He's like it's Thanksgiving.

551
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:08,480
He goes yeah but uh she's sick.

552
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:11,480
And he just looks at her and he's like really?

553
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,480
And then Rocky's like yeah she's sick.

554
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,480
She just really wanted to go ice skating.

555
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:19,480
And he's like.

556
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:22,480
Five Dallas fifteen minutes and he goes okay.

557
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:24,480
Can you get her some skates?

558
01:04:24,480 --> 01:04:25,480
So he gets her some skates.

559
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:26,480
They're skating around.

560
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,480
Rocky doesn't have fucking skates on.

561
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,480
He's walking on the ice next to her ice skating.

562
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:35,480
And then she's going yeah.

563
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:38,480
And she just goes you know my mother.

564
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,480
He just goes he doesn't know how to skate.

565
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:43,480
No he's walking on the ice.

566
01:04:43,480 --> 01:04:44,480
What the fuck.

567
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,480
Yeah this guy really is retarded.

568
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,480
So then Rocky's on the fucking thing and he just goes.

569
01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:52,480
My dad always told me I don't really have much of a brain.

570
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:54,480
So I gotta use my body you know.

571
01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:56,480
And then she just goes that's kind of funny.

572
01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:58,480
Because my mother always said I don't have much of a body.

573
01:04:58,480 --> 01:04:59,480
So I have to use my brain.

574
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:02,480
And he just goes bullshit you gotta body.

575
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:05,480
I wanna fuck you pretty much.

576
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,480
So then she's so then they.

577
01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,480
She's offended on her behalf.

578
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:11,480
So she's like skating around.

579
01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,480
And the guy keeps going like.

580
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,480
Ten minutes.

581
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,480
Five minutes.

582
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,480
Two minutes.

583
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:22,480
And like he's like alright get off the ice.

584
01:05:22,480 --> 01:05:25,480
And Rocky's like okay we gotta go.

585
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:27,480
So it's fucking winter time.

586
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:28,480
You know it's November.

587
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,480
It's fucking Philadelphia.

588
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:31,480
It's cold.

589
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:35,480
So he's just like he's like I'm gonna walk back to my house.

590
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:38,480
And she's like oh I'm gonna I'm gonna go home too.

591
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:39,480
And she's like no that's much farther away.

592
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:40,480
You can come to my house.

593
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:43,480
And she's like no I don't I don't feel comfortable with that.

594
01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,480
He's like no I got a really nice house.

595
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,480
But because it's the 80s you can get away with this movie.

596
01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,480
70s.

597
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:49,480
70s.

598
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:50,480
Yeah.

599
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,480
But because it's the 70s you can get away.

600
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:53,480
She's like okay.

601
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:54,480
He's like you got to meet my turtle.

602
01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:56,480
You know the one I'm always getting food for.

603
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:57,480
You know that guy.

604
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:58,480
Yeah you can get to meet him.

605
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,480
We can go to my house.

606
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:04,480
And she's like okay.

607
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,480
And he's like cool cool.

608
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:07,480
So they go inside.

609
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,480
He lives in the fucking absolute ghetto.

610
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:12,480
Like it looks like a fucking bombed out fucking hellscape.

611
01:06:12,480 --> 01:06:17,480
And then she's like you have a really nice place.

612
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:21,480
And he's like yeah it's home.

613
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:27,480
And then she's like he's like he's like you can sleep on the bed.

614
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,480
I'll sleep on the couch or something.

615
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:32,480
She's like you know like I could really just go home.

616
01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:33,480
I could call Pauly.

617
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:34,480
My brother it won't be that big of a deal.

618
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,480
He's like no Boatsy sleep here.

619
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:38,480
So then he goes over.

620
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:39,480
And this is the funniest part.

621
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:40,480
He goes over.

622
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:46,480
He goes do you mind if I kiss you.

623
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:49,480
And she's like no.

624
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:52,480
So he takes off her glasses and like takes off her bonnet.

625
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:56,480
So and then she looks like you know actually conventionally attractive.

626
01:06:56,480 --> 01:07:01,480
And then she's like he's like I think you would put your glasses on.

627
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:07,480
And then she's like no I don't.

628
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:15,480
So then he does this weird fucking thing where like he like puts his arms on like the the door like frame.

629
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:20,480
Yeah and then he starts making out with her while not holding her just put pushing his face into her.

630
01:07:20,480 --> 01:07:26,480
And then like it like fades to like black and then they definitely banged at that point.

631
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:31,480
And then fucking that's that's when the interview true story of romance.

632
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:37,480
So I know and that's that's that's when he goes and does like the interview thing so then he goes.

633
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:45,480
So then he goes after the interview thing he goes to a press conference with Apollo Creed and Apollo Creed is just sitting there and he is like now listen son.

634
01:07:45,480 --> 01:07:50,480
Listen do you really want to fight me on our country's great birthday.

635
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:53,480
He goes I thought you were gonna fight me.

636
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,480
He goes you contacted me.

637
01:07:55,480 --> 01:08:01,480
He's like ha ha stallion yeah I'm gonna I'm gonna make you feel the pain.

638
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:04,480
I'm gonna make you feel the pain on the 4th of July brother.

639
01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:06,480
And he's like okay.

640
01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:10,480
And he's watching it on the TV and Adrian's watching it with him he's like hey.

641
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:15,480
And he goes watch this and he just goes oh hey Adrian look I'm on the TV.

642
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:20,480
And like he said on the couch he's like all proud he's like look I said your name on the TV.

643
01:08:20,480 --> 01:08:24,480
And she's like oh that's that's that's really nice Rocky that's that's that's really nice.

644
01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:27,480
He's like okay Adrian I gotta go train now.

645
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:39,480
So there's a training montage where he fucking wakes up at fucking 430 in the morning turns on the shitty radio just cracks like half a dozen eggs into a fucking like cup and he's like.

646
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:44,480
I'm gonna drink that.

647
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:46,480
Okay now I'm gonna run into Delphia.

648
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:48,480
So he runs in Philadelphia.

649
01:08:48,480 --> 01:08:50,480
In his little gray sweatsuit.

650
01:08:50,480 --> 01:09:03,480
And like at this point like he's not like the Rocky Balboa of like fucking Rocky 3 or like Rocky 4 like he's still like the no name like fucking scumbags and nobody even fucking notices him running up the thing and shit.

651
01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:06,480
And the first time.

652
01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:09,480
That he's running up like the the iconic staircase.

653
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:12,480
Let's let's be honest that's an iconic staircase.

654
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:14,480
But the first time he runs up and he gets super tired when he gets to the top.

655
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:18,480
He's like.

656
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:29,480
That sucks brother so they're doing that one of the most legendary training montages yeah iconic iconic legendary so then fucking he's at home.

657
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:41,480
And then he gets a knock on his door and it's fucking Mick and then Mick sitting there he's like hey Rock guy it's me Mick yeah can I come in Rockies like.

658
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:50,480
And then fucking he comes in and like he's like you know you remind me of and he's like ooh Rocky Marciano.

659
01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:53,480
I see you got a poster of him right there.

660
01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:57,480
Real scrabby young folk you know.

661
01:09:57,480 --> 01:09:59,480
Not many people get the opportunity that you get son.

662
01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:00,480
Not many people.

663
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:01,480
Let me tell you.

664
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:04,480
Not many people get the opportunity that you have right now.

665
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:05,480
Okay.

666
01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:08,480
He goes but listen.

667
01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:09,480
I had that opportunity one time.

668
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:12,480
He goes you see you see under my eye right here.

669
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:13,480
See that see that scar.

670
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:15,480
1952.

671
01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:17,480
He goes I was a boxer.

672
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:22,480
I yeah I was fighting long long long arm Larry.

673
01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:25,480
And he got me good right in my eye.

674
01:10:25,480 --> 01:10:26,480
Right in my eye.

675
01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:31,480
I was two fights away from the championship and he he knocked me right out.

676
01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:32,480
I couldn't do it anymore.

677
01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:33,480
I was done.

678
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:34,480
But I did.

679
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:38,480
I don't think you understand the opportunity that you have going on here.

680
01:10:38,480 --> 01:10:40,480
Let me train you Rock.

681
01:10:40,480 --> 01:10:44,480
And he's just like oh so I'm good enough for you now.

682
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:46,480
I'm good enough for you now.

683
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:49,480
But now what I was I was fighting my whole life.

684
01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:51,480
I was fighting my whole life.

685
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:53,480
And you were nothing.

686
01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:55,480
You did nothing Nick.

687
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,480
Listen Nick.

688
01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:57,480
You did nothing for me.

689
01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:59,480
You think you want to come and help me now.

690
01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:00,480
You want me.

691
01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:01,480
You want to see me.

692
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:02,480
Fuck you.

693
01:11:02,480 --> 01:11:04,480
You want to help me now.

694
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:05,480
Help me now.

695
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:09,480
And Nick's like all right kid I'm going to get out of here.

696
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:13,480
All right you're a fucking psychopath Rocky.

697
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:14,480
I'm going to head out.

698
01:11:14,480 --> 01:11:18,480
Something like he puts on his fucking hat and sits he's like walking down the street.

699
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:21,480
And then you see fucking Rocky go oh Nick.

700
01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:24,480
Like you like like you like fucking puts his head down.

701
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:27,480
And he's like oh Nick.

702
01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:30,480
And then he goes oh and he runs outside.

703
01:11:30,480 --> 01:11:32,480
You see like jog out there Nick.

704
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:33,480
And like he puts his arm around him.

705
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:36,480
And then the next scene you see him training with Nick.

706
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:39,480
And like it's like what happened in between.

707
01:11:39,480 --> 01:11:43,480
Like I want to know what happened but they never tell you what happened in between there.

708
01:11:43,480 --> 01:11:45,480
But then like he just starts training with fucking Nick.

709
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:47,480
And Nick's fucking an insane trainer.

710
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:50,480
Like he's like doing like fucking crazy shit.

711
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,480
Fucking one of the training things that he has him do.

712
01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:56,480
He releases a wild chicken in a back alley of fucking Philadelphia.

713
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:58,480
He's like get the chicken rock.

714
01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,480
Get the fucking chicken.

715
01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:01,480
You fucking slow motherfucker.

716
01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:03,480
Get the fucking chicken rock.

717
01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:05,480
And then Rock's like yeah get the chicken.

718
01:12:05,480 --> 01:12:06,480
Rock.

719
01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:08,480
Little Rock.

720
01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:11,480
Come on Rock.

721
01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:13,480
He's like you're a fucking bum Rock.

722
01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:16,480
And then fucking it shows like Apollo Creed training.

723
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:18,480
And he's just going through like his fucking like standard shit.

724
01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:21,480
Like posing for the cameras and shit while he's training.

725
01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:24,480
And fucking Rocky's fucking chasing chickens.

726
01:12:24,480 --> 01:12:27,480
And then fucking Nick like takes Rocky aside.

727
01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:31,480
He just goes you got that pretty ass girlfriend don't you.

728
01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:35,480
He's like I'd appreciate if you didn't talk to me about it like that.

729
01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:38,480
He's just like you getting laid Rock.

730
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:41,480
He goes that's not the part I'm polite to talk about.

731
01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:43,480
He just goes be honest with me.

732
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:44,480
You getting laid Rock.

733
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:45,480
He's like yeah.

734
01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:48,480
He just goes women we can legs.

735
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:51,480
No more fooling around.

736
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:53,480
And he's just like what do you mean.

737
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:56,480
He goes women we can legs.

738
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:59,480
He goes don't fool around with her.

739
01:12:59,480 --> 01:13:00,480
Not until after the fight.

740
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:03,480
Which is an actual thing like for guys who are boxers.

741
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:08,480
You don't jerk off or have sex for like two weeks before your fight because it like builds up shit.

742
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:17,480
Like and like as like a person who's been a boxer I can attest to that because I like I was like yeah that's fucking bullshit.

743
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:22,480
So I was doing training and like I fucking was like dude it was like it's been like a fucking week and a half.

744
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:24,480
I need to fucking whack off.

745
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:30,480
And I saw so I whacked off and this is I know it's a sidetrack but like I whacked off the next day in training.

746
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:31,480
I was like what the fuck.

747
01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:36,480
Like I was like off and like and like the guy goes listen be real with me man.

748
01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:37,480
Did you fucking bust him out.

749
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:41,480
Mike yeah he just goes that's why we tell you not to do it.

750
01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:42,480
He just goes it throws you off.

751
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:46,480
And I'm like really he's got to fucking throws off your warrior's edge.

752
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:48,480
And I'm like no fucking shit.

753
01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,480
Like that's the warrior's edge.

754
01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:52,480
That's a real thing though.

755
01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:56,480
That's like the crazy part is like that's an actual thing that's like that's like a real thing.

756
01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:58,480
Yeah because it's built up with testosterone.

757
01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:06,480
Yeah hold on a second my throat's dry.

758
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:09,480
So mix training him.

759
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:13,480
He sucks at first gets better catches the chicken eventually.

760
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:16,480
So comes the night of fight.

761
01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:21,480
Rocky's like.

762
01:14:21,480 --> 01:14:29,480
So he fucking he's at the fight and he's in the locker room and he's praying to Jesus because he loves Jesus.

763
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:33,480
Rocky much like myself as a Catholic.

764
01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:35,480
Good on him.

765
01:14:35,480 --> 01:14:38,480
Anyways just want to let people know that.

766
01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:43,480
So Rocky Rocky's getting ready for the fight and he gets into the ring.

767
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:45,480
He's like all right I'm in a ring.

768
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:51,480
Dance around the ring world champion fighting the world champion.

769
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:58,480
And then the problem creed this motherfucker comes out on a floating boat like like a float.

770
01:14:58,480 --> 01:15:00,480
But like in the form of a boat like you know.

771
01:15:00,480 --> 01:15:09,480
So he's on that dress this fucking George as George Washington crossing the Delaware throwing change at people in the fucking crowd.

772
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:10,480
Change.

773
01:15:10,480 --> 01:15:13,480
Yeah like fucking like pennies and dimes and quarters that people.

774
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:16,480
He is throwing change of people in the crowd.

775
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:18,480
So that's when you give him dollar bills.

776
01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:20,480
No fuck me it's the 70s.

777
01:15:20,480 --> 01:15:23,480
You think about quarters are pretty expensive back then.

778
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:26,480
Yeah maybe for like a fucking gumball.

779
01:15:26,480 --> 01:15:29,480
So he's fucking throwing change at people and he gets into the ring.

780
01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:35,480
He's like how much you how much you stallion how much you stallion.

781
01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:43,480
How how how he's dancing around the fucking race and he's like OK I'm going to fight you too.

782
01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:44,480
OK.

783
01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:54,480
So then fucking like the guy comes and he's just like in the blue corner we have the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world.

784
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:56,480
The master of disaster.

785
01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,480
He fucking had like 14000 nicknames.

786
01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:01,480
He has Apollo Creed.

787
01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:05,480
Everybody's like yeah yeah.

788
01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:12,480
And then in the red corner weighing approximately 210 pounds standing at 511.

789
01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:13,480
He's actually 5'9".

790
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:16,480
I didn't realize by the way.

791
01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:22,480
He goes the Italian stallion Rocky Balboa.

792
01:16:22,480 --> 01:16:26,480
He gets in and he's like hello it's me.

793
01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:32,480
I'm the boxer and I hear me go.

794
01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:35,480
He's just like.

795
01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:38,480
Go fuck myself.

796
01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:41,480
I'm really hard to get here but I'll go fuck myself.

797
01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:53,480
So those motherfuckers start wailing at each other and fucking Apollo thought that Rocky was going to go down like round one because he's a no name boxer from the fucking shitty club in Pennsylvania.

798
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:56,480
So him and fucking him and fucking Apollo are fighting each other.

799
01:16:56,480 --> 01:17:00,480
But then he cuts Apollo and like everybody's like holy shit.

800
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:02,480
No one's been able to do that.

801
01:17:02,480 --> 01:17:08,480
And then Rocky Rocky keeps on music distance which going a distance means going 15 rounds in boxing.

802
01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:11,480
He's a distance.

803
01:17:11,480 --> 01:17:15,480
That's why I do this because no one's going to do things with the change means you don't get knocked out.

804
01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:17,480
The fight completes and it's graded.

805
01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:18,480
Yeah.

806
01:17:18,480 --> 01:17:25,480
So he's like so he's fighting and he's getting his fucking face fucked up like round five.

807
01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:31,480
He's like I am so swollen shut and he needs to get he's a cookie man and he actually got fucked up in real life.

808
01:17:31,480 --> 01:17:32,480
Yeah.

809
01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:33,480
He's a good man.

810
01:17:33,480 --> 01:17:35,480
No that's Rocky for you got really fucked up.

811
01:17:35,480 --> 01:17:36,480
Yeah.

812
01:17:36,480 --> 01:17:39,480
Because Dolph Lundgren like literally gave him brain damage.

813
01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:42,480
He had a sub racking on hemorrhage.

814
01:17:42,480 --> 01:17:47,480
But a job Dolph.

815
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:50,480
But I can I'm going to talk about that.

816
01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:52,480
So be it fucking red fear.

817
01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:54,480
Rainbow movie.

818
01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:56,480
So this motherfucker is like cut me.

819
01:17:56,480 --> 01:17:57,480
Cut me.

820
01:17:57,480 --> 01:17:59,480
He's like listen kid.

821
01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:00,480
I got to throw the towel.

822
01:18:00,480 --> 01:18:01,480
He's like don't throw the towel.

823
01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:02,480
Please don't.

824
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:05,480
So the towel means giving up like you quit the fight.

825
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:07,480
And he's like don't throw the towel.

826
01:18:07,480 --> 01:18:09,480
Please please.

827
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:12,480
Please just cut my eye.

828
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:19,480
So he cuts his eye and in boxing if your eyes too swollen they actually cut you so you can see.

829
01:18:19,480 --> 01:18:22,480
So he's fucking fighting this motherfucker.

830
01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:23,480
Gets to be round 15.

831
01:18:23,480 --> 01:18:26,480
Everybody's like holy shit.

832
01:18:26,480 --> 01:18:30,480
And fucking Rocky knocks him down in the last round.

833
01:18:30,480 --> 01:18:33,480
He knocks Apollo Creed and they're like the champ is down.

834
01:18:33,480 --> 01:18:36,480
Apollo gets up saved by the bell the last second.

835
01:18:36,480 --> 01:18:42,480
So then it goes to decision and fucking goes to decision.

836
01:18:42,480 --> 01:18:44,480
Rocky loses.

837
01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:48,480
This is one of the first movies where the good guy or the main guy lost.

838
01:18:48,480 --> 01:18:53,480
So everybody's like Rocky lost but he went the distance.

839
01:18:53,480 --> 01:18:54,480
That was what he wanted to do.

840
01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:56,480
So he was it was like a victory for him.

841
01:18:56,480 --> 01:18:57,480
And then he goes.

842
01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,480
Ayo Adrian.

843
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:03,480
Ayo Adrian.

844
01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:06,480
Can we get the Ayo Adrian sound clip?

845
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:10,480
Can we get the Ayo Adrian sound clip?

846
01:19:10,480 --> 01:19:11,480
Ayo Adrian.

847
01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:12,480
Ayo Adrian.

848
01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:14,480
Shout out Beavis.

849
01:19:14,480 --> 01:19:15,480
Shout out Beavis.

850
01:19:15,480 --> 01:19:17,480
Wherever you are.

851
01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:18,480
Wherever.

852
01:19:18,480 --> 01:19:19,480
Yeah.

853
01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:21,480
We missed you kind of.

854
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:22,480
So yeah.

855
01:19:22,480 --> 01:19:27,480
To my wife's home.

856
01:19:27,480 --> 01:19:31,480
Ayo Adrian.

857
01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:33,480
That's actually from the second one.

858
01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:34,480
You get the point.

859
01:19:34,480 --> 01:19:36,480
He says the same thing.

860
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:38,480
Ayo Adrian.

861
01:19:38,480 --> 01:19:41,480
Ayo Adrian.

862
01:19:41,480 --> 01:19:47,480
So then it like zooms in on his face and it like freeze frames him with like making the most retarded face of all time.

863
01:19:47,480 --> 01:19:49,480
And that's that's when the movie ends.

864
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:53,480
But I love that movie so much.

865
01:19:53,480 --> 01:19:55,480
What a movie.

866
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:57,480
Rocky IV is definitely my favorite though.

867
01:19:57,480 --> 01:19:58,480
I love Rocky IV.

868
01:19:58,480 --> 01:20:02,480
It's more a US versus Russia than anything.

869
01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:07,480
Rocky ends the Cold War.

870
01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:10,480
But in like actual real life.

871
01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:15,480
So Rocky loses in one but he wins every other big fight in his movies right?

872
01:20:15,480 --> 01:20:17,480
He loses in three too.

873
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:22,480
He loses his championship to Clubber Lang who's Mr. fucking T.

874
01:20:22,480 --> 01:20:27,480
He loses and then fucking Mick dies and then he gets trained by Apollo.

875
01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:31,480
And after he gets trained by Apollo then he's able to beat Mr. T.

876
01:20:31,480 --> 01:20:34,480
Aka Clubber Lang.

877
01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:44,480
And then fucking Apollo gets fucking murdered in the ring by fucking Dolph Lundgren aka Ivan Drago in the fucking ring in Rocky IV.

878
01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:51,480
And then it's a fucking revenge story and a Cold War US versus Russia story.

879
01:20:51,480 --> 01:21:02,480
Fucking in the actual filming though they had to punch each other like for the close up shots and like Sylvester Stallone is like hey Dolph can you like actually hit me?

880
01:21:02,480 --> 01:21:04,480
And he's just like dude I don't want to do that.

881
01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:09,480
Also by the way Dolph Lundgren has a PhD in like astrophysics or some shit.

882
01:21:09,480 --> 01:21:11,480
It's fucking ridiculous.

883
01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:14,480
Like Dolph Lundgren has like seven degrees.

884
01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:17,480
It's ridiculous.

885
01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:18,480
Super smart.

886
01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:25,480
Oh but like Dolph's like alright Sylvester I'll hit you.

887
01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:33,480
So then like it zoomed in on his face and he punched him as hard as he could and he gave him brain damage.

888
01:21:33,480 --> 01:21:35,480
He asked for it.

889
01:21:35,480 --> 01:21:38,480
He already sounds like he's having a stroke.

890
01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:39,480
Yeah.

891
01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:42,480
Don't need much more of that.

892
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:44,480
Yeah dude fucking this sound clip is rocking.

893
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:48,480
He just sounds actually retarded.

894
01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:50,480
That's a good impression of him.

895
01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:52,480
Big fan of Die Hard.

896
01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:54,480
Yeah dude Die Hard and one of these.

897
01:21:54,480 --> 01:21:56,480
Die Hard that's a Christmas I think it's a Christmas special.

898
01:21:56,480 --> 01:21:59,480
Yeah that might need to be a Christmas special episode.

899
01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:02,480
That's a Christmas special episode because Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

900
01:22:02,480 --> 01:22:03,480
Yes it is.

901
01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:04,480
Some people say it's not.

902
01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:05,480
Yeah they're losing.

903
01:22:05,480 --> 01:22:07,480
He's fucking retarded and wrong.

904
01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:08,480
Yeah.

905
01:22:08,480 --> 01:22:09,480
I've never seen that so I don't know.

906
01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:11,480
It's a Christmas movie.

907
01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:13,480
It takes place on Christmas.

908
01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:15,480
There's a lot of Christmas themes in it.

909
01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:17,480
There's a lot of Christmas decorations.

910
01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:18,480
Ho ho ho.

911
01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:20,480
Now I have a machine gun.

912
01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:21,480
I forgot.

913
01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:23,480
Now I have a machine gun.

914
01:22:23,480 --> 01:22:28,480
He killed a guy and then he wrote on his shirt ho ho ho now I have a machine gun.

915
01:22:28,480 --> 01:22:30,480
Like is that Hans?

916
01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:31,480
No not Hans.

917
01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:34,480
That was fucking aww what was the guy in the elevator's name.

918
01:22:34,480 --> 01:22:37,480
I know Hans was the main guy Hans Gruber.

919
01:22:37,480 --> 01:22:41,480
Yeah they had funny fucking names though.

920
01:22:41,480 --> 01:22:43,480
Good times.

921
01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:44,480
Oh that was a good movie.

922
01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:48,480
Happy early Christmas from Untitled Podcast.

923
01:22:48,480 --> 01:22:49,480
It's true.

924
01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:52,480
Casey you should eat a pepper.

925
01:22:52,480 --> 01:22:54,480
No I'm good bro.

926
01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:55,480
You should though.

927
01:22:55,480 --> 01:22:57,480
You should probably have one.

928
01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:58,480
No I'm good.

929
01:22:58,480 --> 01:23:02,480
What if I give you one trivia question and if you get it wrong all or nothing.

930
01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:03,480
All or nothing.

931
01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:06,480
As in you'll eat a pepper if I get it right.

932
01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:08,480
I mean sure.

933
01:23:08,480 --> 01:23:11,480
I need to know what the question is before I fucking.

934
01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:12,480
Who's on Mount Rushmore.

935
01:23:12,480 --> 01:23:16,480
That wouldn't work.

936
01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:24,480
Ali back who are the four prisoners on Mount Rushmore.

937
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:25,480
Eat it.

938
01:23:25,480 --> 01:23:28,480
I'm not eating a fucking pepper.

939
01:23:28,480 --> 01:23:30,480
No you should though.

940
01:23:30,480 --> 01:23:32,480
For you guys who stuck around this far.

941
01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:34,480
This is probably one of our worst episodes so far.

942
01:23:34,480 --> 01:23:38,480
This is the worst to date by a landslide not even close.

943
01:23:38,480 --> 01:23:40,480
We are really tired today.

944
01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:41,480
We fucked up.

945
01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:44,480
All right we fucked up.

946
01:23:44,480 --> 01:23:46,480
I started school.

947
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:47,480
Bro I don't even know what to say.

948
01:23:47,480 --> 01:23:48,480
I'm sorry to the fans.

949
01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:54,480
I don't even know what you're talking about because I already made editing magic happen.

950
01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:58,480
Yeah so we're already good.

951
01:23:58,480 --> 01:24:02,480
All right.

952
01:24:02,480 --> 01:24:05,480
Great.

953
01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:07,480
Awesome.

954
01:24:07,480 --> 01:24:12,480
Thanks for hanging out with us tonight.

955
01:24:12,480 --> 01:24:14,480
This is real bad.

956
01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:15,480
So we're sorry.

957
01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:16,480
Next week will be better.

958
01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:17,480
Yeah we'll have a return to form.

959
01:24:17,480 --> 01:24:19,480
The apology episode.

960
01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:22,480
The we suck episode.

961
01:24:22,480 --> 01:24:25,480
All right thanks for listening to Untitled Podcast.

962
01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:27,480
We'll do Dan's part for him this time.

963
01:24:27,480 --> 01:24:28,480
Yeah.

964
01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,480
And as always be kind to yourself.

965
01:24:30,480 --> 01:24:32,480
And each other.

966
01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:33,480
We out.

967
01:24:33,480 --> 01:24:35,480
For all we know robots have souls.

968
01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:37,480
We just don't know if they do or don't.

969
01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:39,480
How do you know?

970
01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:45,480
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

971
01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:47,480
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

972
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,480
Fuck no.

973
01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:54,480
No no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

974
01:24:54,480 --> 01:24:56,480
Yes we are.

975
01:24:56,480 --> 01:25:00,480
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

976
01:25:00,480 --> 01:25:02,480
Extended episodes.

977
01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:04,480
Where the fuck did this German come from?

978
01:25:04,480 --> 01:25:06,480
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

979
01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:09,480
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

980
01:25:09,480 --> 01:25:13,480
They're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

981
01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:15,480
Alien existence.

982
01:25:15,480 --> 01:25:17,480
Somewhere in China.

983
01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:19,480
In some base.

984
01:25:19,480 --> 01:25:20,480
What the fuck?

985
01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:22,480
There are super soldiers that are out there.

986
01:25:22,480 --> 01:25:26,480
They have dread.

987
01:25:26,480 --> 01:25:28,480
They're super soldiers.

988
01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:30,480
Then they are extraterrestrials.

989
01:25:30,480 --> 01:25:32,480
They are aliens.

990
01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:34,480
I do not agree with him.

991
01:25:34,480 --> 01:25:36,480
What a fucking massive dog.

992
01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:38,480
We gotta go in the fucking room.

993
01:25:38,480 --> 01:25:40,480
Because we're gonna be killed.

994
01:25:40,480 --> 01:25:42,480
We're gonna be killed.

995
01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:44,480
We're gonna be killed.

996
01:25:44,480 --> 01:25:46,480
We're gonna be killed.

997
01:25:46,480 --> 01:25:48,480
We're gonna be killed.

998
01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:50,480
We're gonna be killed.

999
01:25:50,480 --> 01:25:52,480
We gotta go in the fucking room.

1000
01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:56,480
Because JFK got assassinated by the fucking government.

1001
01:25:56,480 --> 01:25:58,480
He got killed by the CIA.

1002
01:25:58,480 --> 01:26:01,480
JFK was killed by the government.

1003
01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:06,480
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.

1004
01:26:06,480 --> 01:26:08,480
You feel bump bump bump.

1005
01:26:08,480 --> 01:26:09,480
Beep.

1006
01:26:09,480 --> 01:26:11,480
Nothing. They're fucking gone.

1007
01:26:11,480 --> 01:26:13,480
I've seen it happen.

1008
01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:20,480
The government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

1009
01:26:20,480 --> 01:26:23,480
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you.

1010
01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:25,480
That you are going to be able to raise.

1011
01:26:25,480 --> 01:26:27,480
And they are gonna make them so fucking real.

1012
01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:29,480
They're gonna sink money into them.

1013
01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:34,480
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're gonna be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.

1014
01:26:34,480 --> 01:26:37,480
You can cut it open. You're gonna see blood guts. No circuitry.

1015
01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:41,480
But let me tell you, their technology is out of solution biology.

1016
01:26:41,480 --> 01:26:44,480
Which by the way, big brother, is the overlord.

1017
01:26:47,480 --> 01:26:49,480
We're only living in the third dimension.

1018
01:26:49,480 --> 01:27:12,480
Oh!

1019
01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:24,480
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.

1020
01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:26,480
Okay? I'm not fucking lying.

1021
01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:27,480
It's fucking real.

1022
01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:29,480
Okay? Look it up.

1023
01:27:29,480 --> 01:27:30,480
Look it up.

1024
01:27:30,480 --> 01:27:32,480
He says that he was doing this shit.

1025
01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:35,480
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

1026
01:27:35,480 --> 01:27:38,480
He says that he was doing it just to survive.

1027
01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:39,480
But he fucking loved it.

1028
01:27:39,480 --> 01:27:42,480
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

1029
01:27:42,480 --> 01:27:44,480
George Soros is the fucking devil!

1030
01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:45,480
Okay?

1031
01:27:45,480 --> 01:27:47,480
He's not fucking doing this shit.

1032
01:27:47,480 --> 01:27:49,480
George Soros is the fucking leader.

1033
01:27:49,480 --> 01:27:51,480
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

1034
01:27:51,480 --> 01:27:53,480
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.

1035
01:27:53,480 --> 01:27:55,480
Just don't fucking get it.

1036
01:27:55,480 --> 01:27:57,480
Everybody's like, Trump.

1037
01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,480
Donald Trump's the fucking word person out there.

1038
01:27:59,480 --> 01:28:00,480
Trump, right?

1039
01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:01,480
Fuck Trump.

1040
01:28:01,480 --> 01:28:03,480
He's not the actual fucking leader.

1041
01:28:03,480 --> 01:28:04,480
It's George Soros.

1042
01:28:04,480 --> 01:28:05,480
It's Bill Gates.

1043
01:28:05,480 --> 01:28:06,480
It's fucking Elon Musk.

1044
01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:07,480
It's everyone out there.

1045
01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:09,480
Everybody says, Trump.

1046
01:28:09,480 --> 01:28:13,480
Everybody's saying, Elon Musk is so cool.

1047
01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:15,480
He made a place for all this shit.

1048
01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:18,480
The actual government is trying.

1049
01:28:18,480 --> 01:28:22,480
The actual new government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,

1050
01:28:22,480 --> 01:28:24,480
are actually the ones that are controlling fucking all of it.

1051
01:28:24,480 --> 01:28:27,480
The mere politicians are paid off by the fucking building owners.

1052
01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:46,480
He's fucking smart.