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Welcome back to our podcast. Episode 30. Ali Vax, you feel like six fans on the two liter? Oh, you know, I knew I knew the perk was fake. I took it anyway.
Here with Tyler and Alex Granger. We're back on one time. Actually, it's Dr. Jimmy Bowden.
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Do this shit burns so bad. Okay, fine. I'll do it. Oh, it's brand new. It's brand new. Put up your nose. Oh, I'm just holding it. I got my eye. Oh, my God.
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Use our use our use our email. All right, guys, give it to me straight. How big is space? Huge space is fake. Actually, let's face it bigger than your mind can imagine. I know. Actually, the planet is fucking bigger than you can imagine. I can't imagine infinity.
No, I mean, I can imagine it. It's just horrifying. Space is infinite. It's just there's a limit to how far matter has gone into space. It's ever expanding. Yeah. Yes. And it's not even necessarily expanding. It's more stretching while it expands.
Time and space are insane because if you because space time is like its own like thing, you know, but if time is a thing, you can also fuck with time. By the way, what the fuck is your hairstyle? I just I just wore a hat today. You know, you look at men, but I'm I'm getting my haircut next week. I was actually going to get one today, but my guy was all booked up for today.
And I'm like, fuck fucking Jimmy Brungan, Timmy Trunkas. So you had you had some qualms with my analysis of 9-11 Joseph Pfeiffer. Casey, I don't want to get this mad this early on. Well, we'll circle back. No, no, it's fine, actually.
But do you so you genuinely believe that this chief you think that he he was in on it? You think that the camera crew was staged there? It's possible. You're fucking insane. He was in the building. The people that he considered his brothers and sisters fucking died like that day.
And he didn't. Yeah, but how you're like you think like, oh, yeah, like he knew for what reason? How did he know? Why would they want a fucking video of it hitting the first tower? The dude was going on a ride along these people all want their own lives. They are fucking crisis actors, Casey. Yeah, they want a video so they can prove that the plane actually flew into the World Trade Center. That's so they had a fucking camera crew on it.
Casey, you're out of control. If you fucking hear a jet fucking flying above your head, it's not a small jet. This is a commercial fucking jet flying at the World Trade Center. And your critique is that he pointed at the building first. Well, yeah, you see that this massive fucking jet is about to hit the building. You're going to put the fucking camera on the fucking building. That's not a conspiracy theory. That guy fucking walked in there. He probably got cancer for the rest of his life.
Lost everybody that was in his family, the people he loves and cares about. And you come on here. He's still alive. I know he is. I'm saying everybody else fucking 343 people first responders died that day. Well, he didn't care because he didn't know them. He was not a crisis actor.
Casey is a battalion chief in the FDNY. Oh my God. He worked there for years beforehand. Oh my fucking God, Casey. The weed has fucking ruined you. Casey, Casey, Casey, Casey. Remember when you were actually a smart human being? Remember? No, you're not. Remember? Remember when you actually, you know, had brain cells and you actually, you know, made good points and you were a communist and shit. Remember, you know, when you were a communist? Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, fuck communism. Oh yeah. We hate it here. We hate the communists. So, Ali Mac's going to be gone for a while again. Probably. I got school. So that's going to be fun. Yeah. I'm going to try to still make it on. I'm just assuming Thursday nights are probably going to suck for me, but I might be able to make it work. I really don't know until school starts.
Drungus. Drungus. Oh God. I kind of want to try one of these now. They're not as bad. They're, they're, they're like the, they're stronger. They're stronger than the original, like break capsules, but they're not as, they're not as bad.
So you see the picture I sent of the, the flag was flying upside down at the Capitol building today.
Somebody fucking hung the flag upside down. Was that like a military thing? Cause they would have got reamed out for that.
It depends. I don't know who actually raises the flag at the Capitol, but can you imagine how much trouble that guy is in? How do you fuck that up? It was like a political statement. Maybe it was like a disgruntled worker and upside down American flag in military senses means that you are in grave danger.
And it's like a, it's like a, it's like a help me sign. Yeah. Like if you're in like, yeah, if you're in a combat zone and you have an American flag and you need to get like extracted, you can raise up the American flag upside down and every single military personnel around.
If they see an upside down American flag, they know that that's like a sign of like help. Yeah. Actually I'll look up the full on definition of it. You never see a raging on some machine when they got banned for hanging the flags upside down on SNL. They got banned off SNL.
I mean, yeah, don't probably shouldn't do that. And fucking they knew that though. They fucking, the crew took them down on SNL and right before the show, they put them back up.
Then they, they went on somebody else's show and they said that they couldn't drop the F bomb when they said killing in the name of, oh yeah, yeah, sure. And then the fucking show anyways. Fuck you, don't you tell me.
As per US flag code, the US flag flown upside down to single distress in times of extreme danger to property or life.
That's fucking wild.
And like in the military, especially if you fly it upside down, that's like showing like there's like that's like showing like you have like like 60% of your squad is like either dead or like it critically injured and you need like X fill immediate fucking threat level midnight.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking hang my American flag upside down outside of my house and see if like somebody calls God bless.
Not actually gonna do that. You see God bless. Yeah, I fucking one of my family members actually has a Confederate flag flying from their house.
Like a full on Confederate flag. Yeah.
Do you know that's not actually a real Confederate flag, the ones that we we associate with the Confederacy. No, that's not the actual flag because that's actually considered the Virginia battle flag.
It's the one that we flew when he was when he was going into battle. The actual Confederate flag is a what it looks almost like Texas.
Real Confederate flag. I reinstalled one of the teddy bears eyes.
Fucking horrifying.
One I so it was three stripes. This is actually how the real Confederacy flag looked.
Oh, so that's how they. So that's how the actual Confederate flag looked looks like.
Why is flag or something? But if you look at this one, this one was the battle flag of the Confederacy.
So the fucking battle flag. So every country has a battle flag.
Most of the time, even America has battle flag.
The Army battle flag is it's got an eagle on it holding like the it's like, you know, the eagle that's on like the thing with the arrows and fucking what's the other thing in his hand like he has arrows and something.
The national seal. Yeah, but it says like United States Army, like whatever.
But we have we have battle flags for for our different branches.
But like like our our flag, the American flag has become our battle flag, too, because that's just kind of what we do.
Like it just the the the standard American flag has been associated with the United States military for so long.
That's become our actual thing is OK to hang up the Confederate flag and have like statues of Lee and shit.
I think it's OK. I don't think that it is history.
It's I don't think it should be like banned to to own a Confederate flag.
Yeah, but you can't fucking pretty fucking suck fucking not having the statue of a swastika up in Germany.
Yeah, but that's that's a little bit.
I hate to say that different because they genocide six.
Yeah. And the South was fighting for slavery.
Yes, but they didn't genocide six million enslaved millions of people.
Slavery was like only one of the minor issues that they were fighting about at that point.
It wasn't like the fucking. So I know a lot about the Civil War a lot.
It was one of my favorite things to like.
Today on Flag Theory, we have Dr. Tyler Langis.
But I I researched a lot about the Civil War because my grandfather is actually Robert E. Lee.
Fun fact, your grandfather, your grandfather is not Robert E. Lee.
My great great whatever fucking I am a direct direct line from Lee General fucking Lee.
So I wanted to I wanted to I wanted to look into it because I wanted to figure out what the fuck was going on there.
I actually I actually got to take a tour of the of the Arlington Mansion because I was blood related to him.
Fuck. They let me do a full on tour of it, which is pretty cool.
But the the whole thing with I I know Lee's story a lot better than the rest of generals in the South.
But just a quick rundown, Lee was originally selected by Abraham Lincoln to be the general of the the Union Army.
He was he was Lincoln's first choice out of anybody.
He was like he talked to Lee. So he came to he came down to Lee came up to D.C.
because Arlington National Cemetery is where he fucking lived.
So he literally went to the White House. It was like, you know, on a horse, it was like an hour ride to D.C. from Arlington.
So he went to the White House, met with met with Abraham Lincoln.
So when he when he met with Abraham Lincoln, he he talked to Lincoln was like, hey, we want you to be the general of the of the entire armed forces of the Union Army.
And he goes, I'm going to he Lee goes, he sat there and they said this this meeting took hours because he was deliberating on whether he wanted to fight against his neighbors of Virginia or fight for his country.
So what? Yeah, that's like an actual. Why just not fight at all?
Lee was the val Victorian at West Point for like the year before.
Lee was one of the most respected generals in the entire armed forces at that point.
Lee is also still respected as one of the greatest tacticians that America has ever had.
He's on the wrong side of history. He was on the wrong side of history.
But he after the meeting with with Lincoln, he goes, I apologize, Mr. President, but I can't fight against my home home state of Virginia.
And then Abraham Lincoln, instead of just arresting him right there because he had full right to arrest them right there.
Shoot him dead. But he had so much respect for Lee, he let him go back and he goes, I I'm sorry that it ended up this way.
But he goes like like Lincoln goes after this war, I hope that we can have a different conversation about this.
What fucking happened to him in the end? So I'll do a little bit more and then I'll tell you what happened afterwards.
So Lee was talking and Lee decided to go with with the South because he didn't want to fight against West Virginia.
So no, listen, listen, this is this is this is like the thing that like I'm like I looked at it and I'm like, that'd be just a real shitty situation in general.
Because let's just let's just picture this. OK, America goes to another civil war.
All right. And you have to choose. Are you going to fight against your neighbors in New York or are you going to fight for the are you going to fight for the country?
Like if New York split off and like let's just say the South was the one that had the federal government in it this time.
Well, yeah, if you live in New York, I guess you would have to like make a decision.
That's what Lee did instead of instead of because he's like, I don't want to fight against my neighbors because back then like your communities were more.
Like important to you than the country as a whole, because think about there wasn't Internet.
There wasn't anything like you're the people that you talk to, the people that you knew were your neighbors.
They were the people in your community. And Lee did not want to have to fight against his own fucking neighbors and his own family members and shit.
He's like and like he was deliberating over this tough spot. Yeah.
So he's deliberating over this. He's like, I want to help the union with this.
But I don't want to kill my neighbors and I don't want to kill my family members because all his family members were in Virginia and every single one of the one of his family members was fighting for the Confederacy.
They own slaves. I thought they did. Lee owned six slaves and it's been it's been proven throughout history and shit that Lee was rather kind to his slaves.
He also said great man followed his footsteps. Tyler, you kind of your slaves.
What a guy. What a guy.
We also he released all his slaves.
But during the fucking had to give it about it.
He did lose the war. The reason why I didn't have much to say in that one.
The craziest thing that we did, though, because during the war, Lee would make entire battalions of Confederates just disappear and reappear like the next day.
And people did not know how he did it for years.
So apparently what Lee did and this is teleporters. This was a this was like an insane like tactic that wasn't even thought about back then.
Lee would make it train his horses where he would like all the horses.
He would send them off at night to just like gallop out into the thing.
And in the morning time, the horses would come back to like like help them.
But instead of like setting up camp and like putting fires everywhere and shit, they'd cover themselves with leaves for the entire night.
So even if the Union soldiers went by, they wouldn't be able to fucking see him.
So he would do that shit. But in the end of the war, actually, I'll talk about Gettysburg a little bit.
I was watching that movie. So Gettysburg was the North.
They had like a unit in Gettysburg. The North had a unit in Gettysburg.
There was only like 100 guys. And then like the entire fucking Confederate Army showed up.
Yeah, like, oh, fuck.
Oh, no. Fuck.
We are so fucked right now.
So Lee and his battalion and like a bunch of the other Southern battalions were going up to D.C.
That was like the like if you topple the king, you win the war type thing, you know?
And Gettysburg is relatively close to D.C. I don't know if you guys have ever been to Gettysburg or Washington, D.C.
Like they're relatively close to each other.
But Lee and his battalion ended up fucking showing up and they're like, oh, fuck, the Union's here.
And the Union's like, oh, fuck, the Confederacy's here.
And then they both like, I guess we got to kill each other now.
So they start shooting each other and shit. And then the Union guys send word to D.C. that, oh, fuck, there's a shit ton of Confederates in Gettysburg.
So the next day, a shit ton of Union guys came in and a whole bunch of the Confederate guys sent fucking word back down south.
Like, hey, guys, there's a big there's big shit going down in Gettysburg.
So they said so that they all just converged on Gettysburg.
There was this battle that never should have walked there.
They walked and they were on horseback.
So they're all walking to Gettysburg and they all just started fighting.
You should know days ahead of time that you were walking into a battle that's most likely going to get you.
I don't get it. Like you're walking from like South Carolina to Pennsylvania.
That doesn't make any sense.
There's there's way more Confederates.
Like, that's the thing. Like there was way more Confederates at first.
But because they were deep into like the northern territory almost because they were in Pennsylvania.
They had a whole bunch of northern battalions that were super close to Gettysburg.
So that's why they all got sent down to Gettysburg.
So they all start fucking murdering each other and shit.
And at the worst possible time, Lee gets dysentery.
So he's in the fucking woods, shitting his brains out while giving orders to people to go out to do shit.
So the entire time, Lee didn't see the battlefield at all at Gettysburg.
And he's just getting reports back from fucking retards coming in.
There's a lot of dead people out that way, man.
And Lee's like, Lee's like, OK, do do this.
And they're like, OK, sir, we're going to go out and do that.
All right. Let the fuck up. I must get ten fur.
So Lee was fucking in the woods, fucking shitting his brains out the entire battle of Gettysburg.
And people say if Lee did not have dysentery that day, Lee actually would have been like they would have.
The South would have won Gettysburg because because Lee couldn't see the battlefield at all.
He was just fucking getting retarded fucking Intel.
And he kept on being like, all right, do this.
And they're like, took a shit on the battlefield. Yeah.
Yeah. Why the fuck? Get the fuck up there, bro.
So they did that. The South lost Gettysburg handily because, you know, the Southern Army was a bunch of fucking farmers that didn't really have training.
Also, another fucking people died in Gettysburg. Let's look at it.
It was a shitload of fucking people. Yeah.
That was just that battle must have been a fucking meat grinder.
You got fucking lucky strikes, bro. Yeah.
You mind if I enjoy one of those? Union.
23,000 Union. 50,000 casualties.
28,000 Confederate. So, yeah, over 50,000. Casey, can I?
Yeah. What a man. So just like a bunch of dudes were like, Gettysburg wasn't even supposed to happen.
They just were like, oh, fuck, that's a lot of dudes.
Yeah, I bet that's when a panic disorder was discovered.
When you're just a union guy and you look out your fucking window in the early morning and you're just like, well, this is going to be a bad day.
They're like cooking something over the fire like doing like the straight razor shaves and they see a sea of gray uniforms.
They'd be like, oh, fuck, just having their fucking Saturday breakfast, fucking making some eggs and bacon.
Look out the window. Oh, God damn it. We're going to die.
Soldiers in the front row were like, oh, fuck, because when do you want to be in the back?
So Civil War Warfare was actually different than the Revolutionary War Warfare because of the because of the American Revolution.
They realized how fucking stupid that was. So like the Americans were actually like the British came over.
All right, everybody stand up.
SOTY PACES APART! OK, LOAD! FIRE!
And they're so fucking inaccurate. There's just bullets going everywhere.
We're firing little fucking lead bullets just fucking powerful enough to like get into your skin and stay there.
It was the most barbaric fucking thing. Like, aw, something about duels.
Yeah. Can you imagine that you just fucking lose a hand to poker?
You're like, oh, there's nothing out here in the central United States.
I have nothing to live for. We're going to fucking fight to the death over this hand.
You motherfucker. Get out here. This twenty dollars is my last straw.
Fuck you, bro.
Andrew Jackson shot a whole bunch of people in the White House lawn dueling.
It's fucking insane. But back to the tactics thing.
So the Americans during the American Revolution, the Native Americans were looking at like the battles that were happening.
And they're like, what the fuck are you guys doing?
And they're like, we're doing honorable battle. We're going to stand here and they're going to stand there and we're going to shoot each other.
And then the Native Americans were like, it's a gentleman's conflict right there.
Such a dislike men. Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes.
Skippity dee.
So then the Native Americans were like, hey, how about you, you know, hide, hide his cover.
And they're like, what's that? Imagine getting shot by a fucking cannon.
Just think about that for a second. You just have a fucking cannonball go through you.
Imagine you're shot by a fucking Native American arrow through your heart.
Oh, my God. You just hear the depictions of like the injuries that people had.
And there was no if you got shot, you were dead.
You're going to die anyway. There's nothing to prevent the infection or anything.
The Confederates actually found sanitary surgery. That's actually a fact.
But back to the back to what I was saying with that, I know we keep getting sidetracked, but this is actually pretty interesting.
So the Native Americans like, hey, how about you, you know, like hide in bushes and shit and just ambush people like that's not gentlemanly.
Like, no, you should do that.
They were essentially just speeding up the process from trench warfare at that point.
I mean, it's not like you can really do all that much if you show up and you're in a massive fucking field.
Like there is no cover to speak of. You're just kind of going to light each other up until some side runs out of people.
So they were doing that shit.
And then Americans started hiding in like trees and shit.
And they were hiding in like bushes.
And then like when the British people would like fucking walk through, they just fucking murk them all because they were like, whatever.
So the Americans, then the British went back to like these fucking filthy savages.
They are doing this. They're not doing gentlemanly conflict.
So war wrong.
So then fast forward to the Civil War, they started using like actual cover and like, you know, different shit.
So it wasn't like a bunch of dudes lined up in a fucking row just shooting each other like it was back in the Revolutionary War.
But it's just wild.
You fucking walk six days to fucking go to a battle that you know is bad.
You know, you're not going to make it.
And you're just like, oh, fuck the battle of Gettysburg only lasted three days.
So they that's just a ridiculous like you really can't wrap your head around how much of a loss of life.
But you know what the funniest part is that it would last three days at the end of every day when the sun went down.
They're like, all right, we'll come back tomorrow.
And they would camp out waiting for the next battle in the morning.
So it's like, all right, fuckers, we'll see you tomorrow.
And I'm going to kill you tomorrow specifically.
Clocking in and out like it's a nine to five clocking out a war today.
All right. You can show us at a service for the night.
See you at zero six hundred.
Like just like the respect you had to have for the other side being just like, all right, it's dark outside.
We can't do this now.
And no pulling hair.
Okay.
But you'd like, all right, assholes tomorrow, we'll be back. Right. And they all look at each other like, all right, tomorrow.
Yep. All right.
We're going to go back. We're going to camp out and I'm going to fucking kill you tomorrow.
Your ass is grass in the morning.
In the morning. It's dark out.
It's just let's eat some dinner boys.
Mom says to go home.
Yeah, we're not savages.
The fucking lights are out.
It's fucking bedtime.
So what happened to leave?
All right. Yeah.
So further on with that.
So also just another sidetrack.
Another reason why the confederate the the Confederates were at such a disadvantage was because the North had repeating rifles, which the South didn't even fucking know existed.
No, they had repeaters like lever action repeaters.
So they would be like, what the fuck did they have?
Because instead of having going, all right, fucking push down the fucking.
What the fuck?
Megaton large format smelling salt from a time from atomic ride out twice the punch.
Oh, my God.
No, don't need the punch.
So so they lose the war at the end again.
I just I got to imagine what twice the punch would be because this already feels like human consumption.
Yeah.
No, you can't double that, man.
That shit is poison.
You can't.
So they lose the war at the end of the war.
Lee goes to grant in.
They actually have the table and chairs that they used at the Smithsonian, which is really cool.
But they signed the treaty Lee and Lee and Grant shook hands.
The war was over.
So let's fast forward in time.
They they confiscate, they confiscate Lisa State and they make it a fucking cemetery for the North, which is kind of fucked.
We're tearing your home down and replacing it with people that you helped kill.
They kept his house, but they just put a whole bunch of Union soldiers around his house buried.
Yeah, I don't think you can sleep in that house anymore.
If you have any beliefs of the paranormal whatsoever, these are the guys that you killed.
Yeah, you're not going to be living a happy life.
So Lee moved out of there.
I would fucking assume he would.
So they did that.
Lincoln was assassinated.
Then there was the next election.
Grant became the president and Grant just wanted Lee to go to the White House with him like once.
And they're like and like he kept on like sending letters to Lee.
He kept on doing this and Lee's like, OK, like I'll go down as long as I can do.
Exhumed all the fucking Union soldiers graves next to my house.
But he goes, he goes, OK.
And like he goes, I'll only go down if like one of my other generals could come down with me.
And he's like, OK, that's fucking fine.
So he went in, they had like a small conversation and like it was like a big deal that like the South's like made like main general was talking to the president like type thing.
It was like kind of like a like a healing type thing that they're trying to do.
Yeah. So you're doing that and they're like, oh, OK.
And then Lee ended up dying in.
I forgot what year it was, but before Lee died, he he put on his United States military uniform into the Confederate uniform.
Yes. No, because it showed that he didn't like he like regretted like having to do that.
And he wanted to be buried and he's in his United States Army uniform instead of a Confederate uniform.
So 1870. Yeah.
But he wore his he wore his Union uniform or not union, but United States uniform instead of wearing this Confederate uniform, which, you know, it's a kind of like book into that being like, OK, he saw like the era.
Of his of his ways he wanted to be buried in his actual least.
He was always nice to his slaves.
Little too late. I was kind of like this.
I want to show Man in the High Castle.
You see that? Yeah, I have.
It's an interesting series. Yeah.
Like the Nazis taking over America. One World War Two.
They have like Nazis, Nazi Americans.
It's just weird to hear the American Nazis.
Well, I guess they still have this.
Do you ever watch or do you ever play Wolfenstein?
Yes. Great game.
I love the fucking did you ever like the part where like the dude like Blasco, it's a good one.
Like when you're going to like the city and like the KKK guys are like walking with the Nazis.
They're like, they're like, now I don't I don't know too much of that German.
What? And he's just like, you have to work on your German, my friends, because you have to work on your German.
Listen, you have to work on your German, because if you don't, then the Fugger will be upset with you.
And he's like, I'm sorry, sir. I don't I will.
I don't. Don't.
Don't. Yes.
And the German guy goes, your accent is fucking terrible.
And like he was walking back.
There's these dudes with fucking KKK fucking shit.
And the Nazis are like walking next to him and like fucking like Super Soldier outfits.
It's so fucking funny.
That game was fucking wild.
I love that game. That game was fun as hell.
It was brutal, though, too.
Like the main character just gets her fucking head cut off.
Yeah. One of the main characters. Yeah.
Yeah. And your guys paralyzed.
So he has to use like a super suit in order to do shit.
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
Robert Lee's father was named Wild Horse Lee.
Henry Light Horse Harry Lee.
Yeah.
From the American Revolution.
Fucking rolly fingers.
Loved all the bold baseball players. Pee Wee Herman.
From Neuro Virginia. Yeah. Yeah.
God, we got to get back to the crazy naming like that.
Fucking catfish hunter.
Fucking naming my kid catfish.
Fuck that.
Catfish.
And he's on a fucking dating app.
He's like, I'm not a catfish. I promise.
It's just my name.
Like my parents fucked me on this app.
Fuck.
I'm looking at your ancestors, Tyler.
That's cool.
Henry Lee the second.
He's from Virginia.
I'm actually related to Genghis Khan too.
We're all are.
I know pretty much.
I saw one of my ancestors I found out was on the Mayflower.
So it was one of mine. Yeah.
A lot of people have ancestors on the Mayflower.
Dude, I wonder if our ancestors like talked to each other on the Mayflower.
That would be really funny.
This dude who was my ancestor, he like got abandoned.
He got like banished to like an island.
And like survived for like two years on like fish and shit.
That's awesome.
And then came back to America and was like, what the fuck guys?
How the fuck does that happen?
Just imagine like fucking 200 plus years ago.
You just have our ancestors doing an autistic fucking like conversation thing.
In a fucking boat on the way over.
Instead of having an untitled podcast.
And it's like, hello Scotty Wag. It's me.
Mr. O'Neil.
And this is my friend.
My semi co-host.
Mr. Lee.
Mr. Alibeck.
Mr. Dainey unfortunately passed away from scurvy yesterday.
He will not be joining us.
So gentlemen, what do we have to talk about today?
This is Edward Alibeck the third.
How about those natives? Quite scum, are they?
No, they didn't even know about natives at that point.
Yeah. They had to get there first.
I also love like the people who came over on the Mayflower were like,
Fuck. This is cold.
They're like, oh shit. What do we have to eat here?
Well, people are on the table, I guess.
I can see my menu expanding.
What's the consensus?
Is it wrong to have Confederate flags flying?
Because they used to have that shit in the Virginia or South Carolina state capitol, right?
I think I think that you should be able to fly them because of free speech.
But you're kind of a douchebag if you are flying it because what it represents isn't.
So what about what about like in like a like a historical like reenactment sense?
Oh, absolutely. Yeah, of course.
It's part of history. Yeah.
Because the same reason why I don't think that they should tear the statues down or anything like it's part of history,
whether we like it or not.
That shit did happen.
But this year is the anniversary of Gettysburg, right?
And history is also written by the.
I know I know it was like the hundred and sixty this year.
Oh, yeah.
It was one hundred and fiftieth a couple of years, like ten years ago, apparently.
But history is written by the victor, though.
Like if the Confederacy won, we'd be singing a different tune about fucking people flying American flags.
Do you think if the Confederacy won, do you think we would have gotten back together eventually?
Like what do you think the parents would say divorced?
I think it would be the same way it is now here.
I feel like North and South Korea could be.
But then we won't be able to fucking Disney World.
You could still go.
Like, do you think you'd have to get like a passport to go to the Confederacy?
I don't know if your enhanced license is going to help you there.
You can't go to fucking North Korea.
South Korea.
Yeah.
There's like a DMZ zone like fucking in between.
Yeah, yes, there is.
You know, is North Korea fucked?
Side side side plot there.
I love how they build these fucking massive like the biggest stadium in the world is there.
Yeah, we talked about.
They have the May Day Stadium there and it just gets used like once a year for like a celebration of the ruler of North Korea.
And that's really it.
They got nothing else to do there.
It was the Olympics the one year to look like a ghost town there.
I heard in like Pyongyang. Yeah, it's a fucking.
Yeah, it's one of like the most.
Yeah, and it's like the infrastructure there was actually like very of its time when it was made.
But it's just never been used because that's just the way North Korea is.
But it's not OK.
Yeah.
But because I was a I was a Civil War reenactor for a couple of years.
You should go do the 160th anniversary at Gettysburg.
I actually still I still have my my my certification for for being a reenactor reenactor.
And I have a I have a certification to fire a cannon to so because the certification for.
Yeah, you do.
So for the for the can't have any they can't just have any Jim O'Glite in the fuse on that.
Yeah. But for that, like like I could go down to Gettysburg with my my unit
and then to be like, oh, cool. You're with this unit.
You can go over with like these guys and like hang out because I did.
I did a whole bunch of like reenactments when I was younger.
I I did both sides. I wasn't just a Confederate.
I was I was union and Confederate. So, oh, yeah, dude.
I had like a huge bucket.
Welcome to Untitled Podcast. Welcome.
Welcome. Join today by Dr. Dan Dungerson.
We've been talking about the Civil War.
What about it? Mostly Lee.
Oh, that's a new brand new bottle right there.
Yeah, this is brand new. Is it? Yeah.
Oh, let's see. Oh, my God.
That's so much worse, isn't it?
Never gets easier.
I can't believe you just went straight for it like that.
I don't think my brain would let me do that.
Oh, dude, if I if I like stopped and thought about it, I would I would do one of these.
I do a little. That's what I've been doing.
I can't but you just went straight for it.
Yeah, I know. Get in there, Casey, so about the fucking Civil War, man.
We've been talking about Gettysburg.
We're talking about how, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
There we go.
Casey just got shot in the face by his.
So our friend Tyler here is related to Robert Lee. Robert E. Lee. Oh yeah. Allegedly.
But we were talking about how I was a reenactor for a good period of time.
You were? Yeah. Really? Yeah. I still have the uniforms and shit. I can bring them down if you want.
Like I have a Union uniform and I have a Confederate uniform that I have. No shit.
So the unit that I was with was a battery which is basically artillery.
So this is actually a really cool interesting fact if anybody even fucking cares.
But the Union and the Confederacy had colors that were like piping through their uniforms so you could tell which unit they were in.
So the Confederate and Union, actually they were all the same coloring just like on different uniforms.
So artillery was red. Just like a red color. So if you saw a dude in the Civil War wearing a gray coat or a blue coat with red piping in it or red inlays and stuff,
they were a canoneer. So they were the dudes that did the cannons.
If you saw a dude wearing light blue, like a light baby blue on their, what the fuck do you call these? Cuffs.
On their cuffs and on their collars. That was infantry. If you saw black piping and shit, they were a medic.
There was a couple, oh, yellow was cavalry. If you had yellow around your shit, you were a cavalry.
So like all of them had different shit. And also, if you ever seen like the old Civil War movies where they have like the hats with like the different symbols on their hat.
If you have cross cannons, obviously that's an artillery guy. If you had a trumpet, like a trombone on the top of your head, you were infantry.
If you had cross swords, you were the fucking cavalry. And if you had a caduceus on there, you were a medic. So that's actually a pretty interesting.
They use it that far back. Thank you, Tyler Lungeson. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, they use the caduceus. They've used the caduceus since like ancient Greece.
Caduceus. I thought it was the caduceus. No, it's caduceus. Wait, what was that fucking, what was the name? I'm sure. Yeah, I'm positive.
Alright, I'll fucking, I'll do the thing and be like, alright, let's fucking see here. When we smoked weed when we were kids, we blew them through the toilet paper, filled the dryer sheets.
That thing was called a spleuf, right? Caduceus. A spleuf? No, that's a joint. No, dude, you're not listening to me.
It was the toilet paper roll that you jammed dryer sheets into so you wouldn't get the smell of the weed. What the fuck are you talking about? This was common.
I didn't even smoke and I know what he's talking about. It's a spleuf. Alright, I got it. I think that's the name of it. I got it.
Caduceus. Oh, wow. That was impressive. Oh yeah, I had those. Could I wear those for band? Yeah, the... Oh no, the caduceus. Those are the things for EMS.
Oh yeah. But he's right. It's not pronounced like that. Caduceus, yeah. No, caduceus. Caduceus.
So there's actually two medical things. We actually have the rot of a feces, I think, in the star life, which is different than the rot of Hermes, which is caduceus.
Fucking caduceus. Like hospitals, nurses, and the Army Medical Corps have the caduceus and the rot of a feces is EMS and modern day...
Doctors. Like fuck EMS. No, no, it's not doctors. Doctors is caduceus. It's actually, like if you look it up, it's the wrong... It's the wrong thing.
It's the wrong thing, yeah. The doctors... We have the right thing in ours. The rot of a feces is what actual medicine is and the caduceus is not... it's about like... but the thing was...
It's actually something kind of bad. I love how with some, the snakes are smiling and then with others, it's just a really sad snake.
There's no real determination of whether it should be smiling or frowning or just a straight line.
The one in the rig where we worked, it's like angry. Yeah, it's angry, yeah. And it's got a red LED behind it.
Oh yeah, an 85. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I always loved that thing. Yeah, but we had... but the caduceus is actually a symbol of Hermes.
We'll come back to that real quick. It's a symbol of Hermes and Hermes would go down to the underworld and might be able to send messages back, but he would never die because he had the rot of Hermes.
So that's why it got associated with being able to fight against death because he was able to go down and back. So they kind of just encompass that into...
It's not a symbol of medicine, but it's a symbol of warding off death type thing. So that's why that was a thing, but the rot of a feces is the actual medical thing. It's a healing rod.
Yeah, if you ever see the EMS Star of Life on anything, you'll see it on a lot of medical stuff, right? Even medications and stuff. That's actually owned by the National Registry.
Really? EMTs. Yeah. Yep, it's not. So they have to give it to somebody to be able to use it. No shit. You have to get the National Registry's authorization.
So the Star of Life is just owned by the National Registry? Yep, it's owned by the National Registry.
So are we trademark infringing when we wear our uniforms and shit? No, no, no, no. You're definitely allowed to use it in the context of EMS, but they could, if they wanted to, they could be like, oh, you're not allowed to...
You're not allowed to use that. So because I have a couple of shit with a Star of Life on it. So you would fucking cease and desist.
If you see it in other countries, they don't have authorization to use it. It's kind of like a gentleman's agreement. If it's a medical thing, you can use it type thing. Right, right.
Because I have a couple things with a Star of Life on them because that's just what we're given at jobs and shit. The special gifts that we're given is a hoodie with a Star of Life on it.
Just generic. Yeah, yeah. And fucking almost EMS week. Yeah, almost EMS week too. I think it's next week. Yeah, if you need an appreciation week for your profession, you're underpaid.
I got a fucking bag with chapstick and shit in it.
Back to the Star of Life real quick. In Grand Theft Auto, San Andreas, on the ambulance, if you look close, nobody would ever work that close unless you worked in EMS.
But the snake on the staff is a sperm cell.
That's hilarious.
I love driving the ambulance in GTA 5.
I know, and then running people over with it.
It's just cathartic.
It's what you want to do when you're at work, but you can't let the interesting thoughts win.
This is what we were given in October, so we have like the fucking... Oh, that's dope. Yeah.
Did you guys just do the Go Green thing too? Yeah, I have a Go Green one too, but I wear that at work currently. Yeah.
At the end of the month, it's just going to be like a standard like thing.
So you can continue to wear that shirt if you want to afterwards? You can't now. That's what I'm sad about.
Because at the end of the month, I can't wear just a fucking t-shirt and a sweater.
God forbid we're fucking comfortable.
I can't have that.
Because like the thing is, like...
I wear a button up with my shined boots. Yeah, that makes sense. Fucking stupid.
But like they did this thing where they're like, okay, you can wear... Fuck, sorry.
You can wear the t-shirt and you can wear a sweater, but you can't wear a hoodie.
And like it's the same branding hoodie with like all the Go Green shit on it.
But the hoodie, they're like, yeah, you can't wear it. It's unprofessional.
I think the hoodie looks better than a fucking sweater. Like more professional than a fucking sweater.
Because they're like, like a sweater, I look like a fucking nerd.
Fucking in fucking town. I like going to go to math class. Fucking shit.
Like in a hoodie, you look like you're actually like doing shit.
You look like a fireman. You look unprofessional.
I'm so mad that our previous employer... Well, yours did come in. The combat sweater.
I did, yeah. And they charged me and I never got mine.
You never got the combat sweater? Yeah, I never got it.
I sent like seven emails to that stupid bitch that fucking does it too.
I'm not going to drop her name or anything. Why not?
I have the combat sweater in my fucking trunk still.
That was my jam. When I first started working there, that was my shit.
I loved my combat. Somebody called it my old man sweater.
Dude, that thing has like all the old timers. Yeah, that's why we were going to wear it.
Because we have all the other fucking supervisors out there that worked on the hill.
What are you wore with the stripes? Yeah, it wasn't like... It was knitted.
It was knitted, exactly. Yeah, so I had the deep whatever you call it.
I wear the... I love that fucking thing.
Dude, it's fucking warm as hell too. It was warm. It's like it's got the shoulder pad and the elbow.
I fucking love that. I was such a fucking whacker.
And now you're like totally against it. I know.
And another previous employer, well my current employer, I wear the green jacket from the fucking 80s.
Oh, I've never seen that. Yeah, it's like this weird olive drab green.
And it's got the old school patch on it. Yeah.
It's the old green one. And whenever I show up, anybody who hasn't been working there for a while walks in there like,
What the fuck is that? That's history right there.
No, because it's ancient history. It's got a fucking reflective story.
It is the most fire jacket.
It's like the fucking Tiger King one with the fucking leather jacket.
Dude, we need to bring those back. Those are fucking fire.
Well, I have the blue one that looks like that.
And then I have a green one that has it too. And the letters are all squared up. It's so fucking 80s.
I'm going to wear the thing after they shut down. I will.
Take everything.
When that place goes under. They gotta do a penny sale there.
I want the fucking vending machine, the old 80s style vending machine.
I want this fucked up, but I want the piece of the Twin Towers that they got for participating.
Joseph Pfeiffer has one of it's hidden. It was up on the wall, but it's it's hidden in the cabinet.
I was going to say, I don't that might have already got copped.
And I don't think it's there anymore.
I want that. I want it so bad. Do you imagine something like Twin Towers? Yeah, dude. Imagine like, Grandpappy's got something to show you.
Come in here. This is part of 9-11. You don't tell anybody about this. This is a Class A felony.
I stole this.
Wait, it's a felony to pick up pieces from the Twin Towers?
I don't know. It's dedicated to an agent squad that was there at 9-11 and you steal it.
I mean, it wouldn't be stealing it anymore if it's gone.
Yeah, but it has a rightful owner. It's not Dandelaney.
Somebody, something would haunt you. Yeah, for sure.
I mean, I have like in my, in my old home, old hometown, there was a big church that got torn down to get a price chopper put in.
But I have, I have like six bricks from from the church.
Like that I just have like, like I gave, I gave one brick to my, I gave one brick to like what? My dad. I gave one brick to my mom.
I gave one brick to my aunts and uncles and I have a brick myself. But like it's- Your poor family on Christmas.
Thanks Tyler, fuck a brick.
Thanks you fucking Debbie Downer.
They all liked it because like we all went to that church. Like it's part of like the, like the thing. Like it's just- Oh, I see. Sentimental.
Yeah. Like it's like, it's like that was like the, like one of like the landmarks of our town that got torn down to put in a fucking supermarket.
Yeah. I love, I love, well I don't love, but it's kind of weird how many just old creepy abandoned churches there are everywhere.
Cause so many people don't- Dude, I sent, I sent it into our fucking group chat. We could have bought a church over in, over in Uncle Sam's town.
Oh, we should have. We should have. There's some really cool fucking- And they're all like fucking awesome architecture, but they're just abandoned and rotting.
Dude, we could have made that an awesome studio.
They're fucking so creepy. They're fucking grass is unkept. There's like a homeless man living in the basement. All those fucking churches are wild.
Wait, should I send out a vampire? Oh my God, we gotta talk about vampires today.
Oh Jesus.
But we should talk about the nicotine thing that, that we were talking about earlier.
Transdimensional goblin vampires.
So cigarettes are good for you.
Oh yeah.
Alright, let's hear it.
Partially.
I will say nicotine isn't too bad for you. It isn't that bad for you. I mean it increases your blood pressure and your heart rate.
But nicotine by itself isn't that bad for you. It's probably as bad as caffeine.
It's actually, it's actually neuroprotective they're finding.
It's a, it's, you know, it's a-
It's a, it's a, it's a-
Okay, so this is an actual medical study that they did.
The primary therapeutic-
I wanna present my, my brain more. Would you mind if I got another hit or two of that?
Oh yeah.
I need to be neuroprotected.
So-
Doctor, Doctor Dan D'Anglini told me to.
Nicotine can help increase attention and reduce hyperactivity and impulsivity.
Reduce?
Yes, it reduces that and regulate individuals with ADHD. So if you have ADHD it's actually medic, medic, medicinal too.
Yeah, I knew a guy that used to chew. You remember, I can't, I can't say his name.
Give me a clue.
The guy that we talk about.
Chock Tom?
The guy that we used to work with.
You might have to bleep that out.
Give me some clues about.
Are you fucking chocking my Tom right now?
But-
Give me some clues about this guy.
He's got a tattoo on his chest.
Tattoos on his chest?
Yeah.
No? I'll tell you after.
What's he, what's he, oh give me his bill.
What's his build look like?
Uh, like you, like yours kind of muscular.
How tall?
Your height.
Casey's saying he looks hot, Dan.
He's hot.
He's fucking hot.
He's got tattoos on his-
He's got two nicotine gum though.
Like even though he never smokes.
Just believe it, who are we talking about?
Increasing?
You already gotta bleep Chock Tom out.
What the fuck are you saying?
Chock Tom, bro.
Increasing.
Are you making more work for Casey?
Am I?
I'm not gonna bleep that.
Alright, cut to the fucking day of hand.
Fucking chocking me.
But anyway, cigarettes are definitely bad for you.
Yeah, it's the tar that probably causes cancer more than anything.
It increases cardiovascular activity through smoking.
It may mimic the effects of stimulant medications and maybe a form of self medication.
Or you could just drink a cup of coffee.
Yeah.
Maybe Casey's not good for the cardiovascular system though.
Smoking also increases testosterone.
Yeah, it also increases your risk of dying.
I'll explain why, because anything that increases dopamine increases testosterone.
Yep.
So they're linked.
They're directly, they have, what do they call that relationship?
It's not inverse.
Smoking also is happy, my dick would be longer.
Symbiotic.
Is that what you're telling me?
Is it? I don't know, when they go up together.
Yes.
Direct?
Is that what it is?
Maybe.
So you're saying that if I was a happier kid and I had more dopamine going through me.
Smoking also relieves stress and anxiety.
My dick would be bigger if I was a happy kid.
Yeah.
Smoking helps you relax.
It also relieves stress and anxiety.
It didn't work.
Well, that's why people smoke.
I think we already knew that.
Well, no, definitely people who have ADD are way more likely to smoke cigarettes.
Yep.
It's like 10 times more likely.
Yeah, that's why I do it.
I mean, it's the fucking oral fixation.
I think that, I really think that's it.
No, it's the dopamine increase.
Also, smoking also helps you lose weight.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
That does not ring true for vaping, though.
No, but like smoking actual nicotine and shit.
Like with this.
Like a meth addict and it rots your teeth.
When you're breathing, then you're breathing out of a tube.
I use fucking nicotine pouches all the time.
And when I quit for 12 weeks, when I quit nicotine for two weeks, I gained weight.
When I quit nicotine for two weeks, I gained fucking 10 pounds.
I was on Adderall for four months and lost 40 pounds.
Holy fuck.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, that's what you're skinny.
What kind of, I think there's more to it though than just not eating, honestly.
No, it's really good.
It increases your metabolism.
It does.
But you, like I would fucking work at 24 and I wouldn't eat until I got out of work.
That's fucking crazy.
Yeah.
And like I wasn't hungry.
I was like, I remember I'd be like shaking with the thought of fucking eating was so
disgusting, but it was the only way that I could function when I was a dispatcher.
Cause there's so much shit going on.
And when I, with my partner, the old dude that we all know that dispatched the number
one zone, he didn't do shit when I was in there.
So I was running pretty much fucking everything.
And it was just like, I had to be on fucking meth.
And I was in there to get it done and I was drinking coffee in addition to it.
I was fucking electric in that.
That fucks me up.
It fucked me up.
Adderall plus coffee is a bad combination.
Adderall bang.
That would be fucking.
I did that too.
That'd be like a four loco.
You guys remember my stories when I was in there.
I would have like fucking three bangs lined up next to a cup of coffee after I just did
30 milligrams extended release of Adderall.
I was fucking on fire.
Let's have a podcast where Ali Mac does every drug at the same time.
No, I haven't to go back.
So I got re-prescribed Adderall.
I got re-prescribed Adderall.
But now that I have undiagnosed, but I know I have it, when I have panic disorder, the
Adderall kind of fucks with that.
It makes it way easier to have a panic attack.
So I don't, I don't really fuck with it.
And I told him to put me on like a third of what my dose used to be where I still am able
to keep control of my appetite and shit.
I probably won't lose weight this time around, but he fucking prescribed me the maximum anyways.
And that's why like when I started taking it on a couple of the podcasts here, like I
was fucking through the roof.
Yeah.
I was in another plan and that was without doing caffeine or anything.
You lose your tolerance to it.
But the whole, the whole way that stimulants work, including coffee is like you have, I've
explained this before, like there's boredom on one side of the spectrum.
Stimulation is in the middle.
You want optimal stimulation and anxiety is on the other side of the spectrum.
Yeah.
So people are confused when they take stimulants and they get anxious.
And there's like coffee's not a drug and they add that to the drug that they just took.
So now they're taking two drugs, which the whole point of these drugs is to create anxiety.
And then they smoke.
You're trading off anxiety for stimulation.
And then they smoke fucking cigarettes and that's going to push up even more.
Yeah.
And then people are confused.
They're like, why am I anxious?
And it's like, well, you just told your body to be fucking anxious.
Like that's literally all it does is it just kind of triggers it halfway.
It triggers your fight or flight response.
So this is another reason why I started drinking caffeine free shit, because if I have nicotine
and caffeine, I can start fucking spazzing the fuck out.
Yeah, dude.
Do you remember me a fucking when I was shit?
I was still on, I was still on the fucking meth at that point.
And I would edit that first thing.
First thing I do every morning when I got into work there was like, all right, let's
go to Dunkin.
I'm going to get an extra large midnight black coffee iced.
Yeah.
And I'd fucking rail that and I'd just be out there not talking to anybody on my computer.
Just fucking going like Mach 12 on whatever task I decided to do that day.
Dude, it's it's a legit drug.
I know I always mention speeds up aging.
Like there's a whole lot of you're not meant to take out at all for like many years.
And they prescribe it like that is its intended usage.
Like I know I'm going to need it for school, but I am never fucking touching it again.
When I was on, you said you want to see my parents last week, right?
Yeah, I got a picture of them.
I can't wait to find out.
Tyler's got a hot mom.
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
That's a nice looking couple.
Look at that.
Yeah, that's why I look so good.
And I totally want to bang your mom, though.
You want a shot?
No.
I'm like sweet.
I'm going to get you shot.
So hungover.
So you're not.
That's what I am.
You have no idea.
I'm going to be hungover tomorrow.
Like parents look awesome.
I feel horrible, too.
Now, like with a hangover, it's like two days of just depression.
I want to give you some super vitamins.
But you know, is it has a horn off?
No.
Now I'm still hungover.
I'm better than I was.
I could I couldn't get out of bed until 3 p.m. today.
Let me go get these super vitamins.
I only had 10 pints.
You want to take a break?
We'll get some shit.
We're going to take a break.
And when we return, we're going to talk about what's making me mad this week.
But everybody.
Yeah.
She took my money.
Well, I'm in need.
Yes, he's a trifling friend indeed.
Oh, she's a gold digger.
Way over town.
We're going to be.
Yeah.
Welcome back to the mess with no broke.
Do the radio.
I thought Tyler was going to.
I don't know.
Is this a clean version?
Yeah, it is.
We're here on episode 30.
Oh, it's 3030.
It's already 30 episodes old.
Crazy.
It's like 30 weeks.
There's a couple of weeks where we fucking didn't do any of their.
Yeah.
Have you seen?
So what are you saying about Jerry Fox?
Damn.
So the theory is, is that Puff Daddy poisoned him.
Why would Puff Daddy finish the story?
To pop biggie shit here.
So apparently Puff Daddy has all these crazy, demonic, sexual parties, like homosexual parties.
I can see it.
And Jamie Foxx was getting ready to tell the world about him because he didn't want any part of that anymore.
He's like, this is gay.
She's gay.
I can't be doing this.
So apparently he was going to tell everybody about it.
And Puff Daddy, he did.
He poisoned him with our lithium.
That's what that and they said that the same thing happened to Kanye.
And that's how Kanye got fucked up.
Did the Jew thing?
Well, that came after he was poisoned.
So if Jamie Foxx starts going off the deep end, there's some things that we need to talk about.
You see Kanye's wife or girlfriend.
She's got some massive mamajamas.
My guy posted a picture just her wearing duct tape.
Dude, he did. He found out he was trying to cut us off.
We got a lot.
I can stop fucking.
Oh God, the echo is back.
Does it have an echo back though?
All right.
We're back.
So can we talk about?
OK, let's talk about that and we'll circle back to satanic Hollywood.
So this.
Did you take this?
No, I did.
Just take this.
Just take one.
I'll wait to see Tyler.
Tyler can be the guinea pig on this one.
This isn't anything to be worried about.
I'll tell you what this is.
So back in I want to say it was the 30s or 40s, maybe before that.
No, it's probably about that.
It was probably about right.
The Japanese government was trying to solve a problem they were having because the Chinese eat.
The Japanese eat mostly all Asian cultures eat mostly just white rice.
And it's delicious when you remove the whole of the rice, which is brown rice.
Right. Rice is brown.
And then you take the whole off.
It's white.
Then it's just the Raffinose, which is the starch that's left.
You're missing all the other nutrients it takes to process that starch.
Right. And specifically vitamin B1.
So that's why alcoholics get they have problems with B1.
Alcohol inhibits vitamin B1.
Does it?
So alcoholics are like if you have serious alcoholism, they give you thiamine in the hospital.
Thiamine is vitamin B1.
Thiamine and folic acid.
Oh, that too?
Yeah.
For alcoholics?
Yeah.
I thought they also gave you an alcohol drip.
Nope.
Not anymore.
Oh, that got taken out?
No, they don't do that.
It's just benzos.
Oh, it's benzos?
Yeah.
Add a van.
So.
Oh, really?
Add a van?
Yeah.
No shit.
The Japanese government was trying to come up with a way to solve this problem that was
called Berry-Berry.
People are getting sick from being B1 deficient.
So this is a synthetic form of vitamin B1.
It's 25 times more potent than regular B1.
Okay.
So this is fat soluble.
So regular vitamin B1 is water soluble.
So you just excrete the extra in your urine.
So this actually absorbs through the cell walls.
And it's 25 times more potent.
So a regular dose too of regular B1 is like 10 milligrams.
So this is 250 milligrams.
So they came up with a couple.
Can you B1 overdose?
You probably have to take a lot of this.
Just you, Tyler.
You can overdose on fat soluble vitamins.
But I've never heard of anybody overdosing on this.
I mean, you can take a lot.
I mean, they say start off at 650.
So anyway, there's a couple of synthetic versions.
One's called salbutamine that the Japanese government came up with.
This is another one of them.
And there's a couple more versions.
I don't know what the names are.
But I'm curious to see what this would do for somebody that's in a hungover state.
Because I think that part of the reason people get hungover is it's not just dehydration.
It's vitamin deficiency?
Well, since alcohol inhibits vitamin B1.
Well, it also depletes your GABA neurotransmitter.
Right.
And so I think that it disrupts the balance of neurotransmitters and it depletes your
vitamin.
So for someone who hasn't drank in a year and a half, it won't do anything for that.
Well, no, because sugar depletes it too.
Oh, I drink a lot of sugar.
Yeah.
I like soda.
So this helps you metabolize carbohydrates.
This version, a lot of doctors prescribe it for diabetics.
Because actually, some diabetics, it'll cure their diabetic neuropathy.
Really?
Yeah.
No shit.
Yep.
So this is a very common supplement for doctors to tell.
And you can just get that at fucking CVS and shit?
Not really CVS.
You have to go to the vitamin shop.
CVS might have it because it's pretty common.
Because I want to do a workout tomorrow, see if it actually helps out with that.
Yeah.
It's definitely known to increase exercise endurance.
So dude, I can vouch for that 100%.
If I want to have a killer workout.
Because I've been doing fucking stairs and treadmills and shit, and I've been fucking
winded because I haven't worked out in a long time.
Yeah.
Take a few of those, dude.
Not at once.
I mean, take them with you and try it out.
If I do that shit and I get on a treadmill and I can fucking run an extra mile or something,
I'd be fucking sick.
That's fucking... Yeah.
Because also that'd help me out with the CPAP too.
Oh yeah.
Because I'll be able to... CPAP.
Don't make me laugh when I have soda in my mouth.
They'll fucking spit it everywhere.
Yeah.
Give it a try, dude.
I'm curious to see how other people respond to it.
I respond really well to it as far as exercise.
I'll let you know.
I'll go for a bike ride tomorrow.
See how it does.
But if the girlfriend's sore, I can't guarantee that won't happen.
Hey, hey, hey.
Listen, listen.
Okay.
She's... Okay.
Let's see how she likes it.
Are you ready to try this, Ali Mac?
I'll think about it.
Dude, it's not anything that... Ali Mac, Ali Mac, I don't do anything and I did it.
You should try it.
Listen, man.
I'll think about it.
I'm too high right now.
Just take one.
One ain't gonna do shit.
I don't trust my brain to make these decisions right now.
All right, here you go.
Just open it.
Open it.
No, no.
I'm gonna leave it right here.
Fucking take it, bro.
I took it and I never take anything.
It's just vitamin B, bro.
It's not gonna do anything.
This shit's gonna fucking kill me, dog.
We're gonna shit it out like in a day.
Eat a ghost pepper, bro.
Fuck that.
Yo, so you want to know what's making me mad this week?
So fucking Elon Musk, right?
He was talking about working from home.
Oh, I saw that.
Yeah.
And he said working from home's for pussies or some shit.
Yeah.
He's like, you can't work from home because that's not fair.
It's not fair to the people who can't work from home.
It's not.
Who gives a fuck?
Since when is he about quality?
People are as productive when you work from home because people are meant to be around
other people.
Well, my productivity is monitored and I work from home.
Like, fuck him.
90% of the time.
You should work from home, Casey.
They should make robots.
Eventually, all our jobs are going to be done.
No fucking way.
Why don't we just have robots do everything for us and we just chill?
Casey, you're a fucking retard.
If we say that, let me talk.
I want to talk about fucking AI demons.
Okay.
AI demons are a fucking thing that we're going to talk about.
But I also want to talk about satanic Hollywood.
There's a lot of satanic shit I want to talk about today.
What do you think, Ali Mac?
What the fuck, dude?
That shit's kicking in.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm definitely not fucking.
Bro, but eventually-
It just turns you into a fucking psychopath.
What the fuck was that?
Bro, but you think about it.
One more job is being done by-
Oh, fuck.
Is this going to make me fucking manic?
I might exacerbate that.
I have mania, bro.
Do you?
Yeah.
It might get a little worse.
One for like 20, 20, 20.
I'm going to be like, oh, fuck.
Oh, he's got a lot of b12 in him.
So more, more jobs are being done by robots now.
So.
Shut the fuck up, Casey.
Dude my job my job could like easily if you ever watch the movie Wally if they were motivated enough like half my job
Could be done by yeah exactly. Yeah, oh a hundred percent of your job could be done
Yeah, every job but fuck Elon Musk for saying that fuck you Casey
Fucking corporate slave these people are corporate fucking slave Casey
You're a fucking slave to the system to you want to know what else fucking Ron DeSantis Ron DeSantis is a hero
You see that bill that he fucking signed no
It was like anti-lgb anti-trans bill okay, so you can't you can't
Okay, it was about like
with minors
Right so they can't like the kind in the tunnels or the kind that are like underage underage. They can't get like
a
Fine why are you upset about that Casey?
Well, that's why you upset about that Casey give me a fucking reason why you want children to have fucking hormones
Well, I think if you're 16 or 17 shut the fuck down Casey no no
The only thing you're thinking about is getting laid fucking being gay or some shit
I don't know you're trying to figure out this shit. You can't just be like I'm gonna make it all right
We cut out because Tyler slammed on the table
When you're 15 and 16 17 like even 18 fucking 19 even yours a fucking retard you really are
What about this so another part of the bill he signed was that you're not they're not allowed in schools to call people anything
Other than their birth pronouns, okay
So and so that means like you can't be it. Yeah, the people that are trans give a shit
Well, that's fucking their problem. It's not mine. I'm not gonna fucking go
Are called a he for the last couple years, right?
And so the whole this this whole big thing that you're trans in school and one day you're just not allowed
I don't think trans should be allowed in school fucking stupid. You'll be fucking bullied. I don't give a shit bully people
I think bullying should be accepted and allowed because without bullying we get all the shit that we have now
Fucking kids now don't have any repercussions for being a freedom
Let me finish
Kids nowadays don't have any repercussions for being a fucking weirdo
If you're a fucking weirdo when we went to school you get your ass kicked. Yeah
Fucking weird, but no God forbid your redhead to you. Oh, yeah, but like like people people always like
Bowling bowling is a bad thing. It's just like dude the carpet match to drink
It's not a bad thing. Listen bullying saved kids from being fucking psychopaths
Yeah, I did because listen listen cuz now they have litter boxes
Turn turn kids into fucking school shooter. No, listen
Well on the extreme ends
But listen these fucking kids that are walking around with fucking tails and butt plugs in at school and shit
Like that's an actual thing that's going on like they have a fucking I'm talking about that. No
No, listen
The reason why it got that bad is because kids weren't allowed to bully them for being fucking weirdos
Because guess what if you're bullied for wearing a tail every day guess what you're not gonna do where a fucking tail to school
That's yeah, but you're gonna be bullied for being trans in school anyway
So so so now the teacher is calling you like a she and you look like a he that's gonna be even more like humility
I look like a lesbian, but people call me he
Do you think that I should be start being?
What I want to be called I look like a lesbian if people are just like well he looks like a lesbian so he's probably trans
Yeah, I do fuck
And fuck you girl I
Put on fucking eyeliner and fucking lipstick I'd look like a lesbian I can't take you seriously with the combat sweater
I put fucking fake titties on and I had a fucking
Sounds like you thought about this
Might have happened by closed doors, maybe
because fucking like
Take one of my mom's
Back on now listen listen I have the commander back
I do agree with that to a certain extent that's a tough issue
Because I feel like there's been this huge wave of like everybody was super
Tolerant of like trans people and then think I don't know what it is, but the past six months
Fucking target on their back, bro
Listen listen
Dude when we fucking turned into a chicken, it's been down
Since there for the trans guy I'm at everybody's way did you guys 16 so mean you graduate at the same time?
There's a kid that wore a tail in my class and we bullied them relentlessly until they took out the fucking tail
Well, yeah
Yeah, it's a fucking butt plug that person deserves to be made fun of yes
We also should not be allowed to wear it in the school
It was a lady
Weird that's not like a fucking sexual orientation. Yes, it is. They're fucking furry. What she has. No
She was a fucking like hand beast and she wore a fucking
And she wore ears
That's not the same as being trans or gay or whatever
It's going down the same fucking path because guess what? She ended up being trans. Oh boy. Look at that
Wow, so sexual degeneracy
That's allowed in fucking schools is gonna is gonna fucking spiral out of control so when like they're teaching kids about fucking like
You know how to fucking tuck your fucking penis in to make yourself look like a woman and shit like it actually though
Yeah, they've they've they've actually done like things like where they had like plants in the schools doing like listening to that shit
And they've been like so if you want to be trans you can tuck it this way to make yourself look like you're like you don't have
It's like you're not a woman. You're a woman. You're a woman. You're a woman
You can tuck it this way to make yourself look like you're like you don't have it. It's like that's not right
Like what the fuck like this is a shit that like Casey you're saying that this is like the like the bill is for shit
Like that like so about bathroom use to do so you can't like yes
Do you okay? Let's say you have a daughter. Okay, you have a daughter and she goes to high school
All right
And then this dude who says that he's trans
But just wants to go into the ladies bathroom to fucking like take a shit and like see ladies in the fucking ladies bathroom
Do you think that's okay for a man to go into the woman's room because he says that he's a woman if your daughter was
In that bathroom and there was a man in the bathroom with her would you feel comfortable with that depends if he's actually a trans person
That's that's the fucking thing because you can never actually tell
So they should have to be in treatment for they shouldn't be in treatment when they're that fucking age
Oh, that's the point according to Ron DeSantis. That's the whole fucking point. You shouldn't be able to get hormone replacement
You know, if you're an adult, do whatever the fuck you want to do like whatever like I don't give a shit
But in your if you're in fucking still in high school, you're still you're you're fucking you think that fucking tough issue
It's freedom of speech bro, okay, so descent it's so this is what
DeSantis has just signed into law the largest slate of anti LGBTQ
bills in one legislative session in the state's history said Joe Saunders
political director
Equity, Florida equity. Okay, so just because of that word I don't take that guy serious. This is an all-out attack on freedom
I I don't I don't respect them immediately because you use the word equity
Well, dude, the thing is is like
somebody sent me a text
today about
Like one of one of our mutual gay friends was going on a rant about how there's like a bunch of people who are
Trans who are just jumping on the bandwagon? Oh, yeah
We weren't really and it dilutes like the thing like real train. That's that's that's another thing
I was gonna get into it
Yeah, it's like people that are probably doing it for like fucking like that's and that's like especially in high school
especially in high school because a lot of the freaks in like weirdos in high school just want a place to belong and
The LGBT community has always been welcoming to the freaks and weirdos
It's true like they've been like you know, all right, you're cool, but they're like, okay
So they get into that thing and they're an ally at first
Okay, nothing like he infiltrate the community
And then like these people because they're so easily
Deleted because they just want to like be a part of something. They're so easily manipulated with that. They're like, okay
There and then there's like they get this rhetoric in their mind. They're just like well, are you do you do you like video games?
If you're a girl, do you bro? Do you like sports?
Can I make a point here though?
This is like the same thing as back in segregation where it was like, oh if you had a daughter, would you really want a black?
Walking in the bathroom, it's not the same thing. No, it's not that is that is a fucking falsitude compared to that
You guys both got good arguments on this
Because then these these these people get into the community of being an ally
But then they have like the main person in like their group be like well, you might actually be like us
Did you do you like video games? Do you like if you're a girl like do you like video games?
Do you like wearing like hoodies instead of like dresses and stuff? Well get your penis removed
Get your tits cut off type shit like so you're saying that they get groomed they get groomed like that's a lot of things because
These kids just want a fucking place to belong and then they get groomed into this and they get brainwashed by the by the by the whole
Community thought they were signing up for glee club next thing they know
It's like and they become that identity because that's the only thing that they want to do and there's a whole bunch of studies done
Where these kids who got fucking transgender hormones in high school and shit when they became an adult
They're like I did I didn't realize what the fuck I was doing because kids don't know what the fuck they're doing
I feel like when we were going through school though, at least in my case
No, there was a couple I never migrated there was and they were people that like genuinely
I think had like the body dysmorphia though
And they were much happier once they did it and like these are people that I don't even view as the genders
They were but you can go back from having you know, you stop taking hormone treatment though, but that hormone treatment will fuck you up
No, not while you're developing it causes irreversible damage. Yeah, that's that's what I'm trying to say
Yeah, because like when you're an adult do that's a decision
You can't yeah, you can't go back
But then like these these kids parents like oh well and also these kids parents sometimes and especially like before like all these laws and shit
We're put into place
There's laws in other states. That's not Florida
That's a complete opposite where if your kid comes home and your kid goes to the school psychologist and your school psychologist says well
Your kids trans near and you're like, no, they're not
They're just going through like a phase or something right now and you can get your kids taken away
Because they're like you're abusing them by not letting them be their true self
I don't I wonder if there's actually been an instance of that there has been one that's ridiculous
No, there's been a few of them like you can look it up that that is an absolute like I
People don't actually understand how hormones work
No, they think that you can just take one hormone
Yeah at the in disregard all the other hormones
Yeah, it's it's a network of hormones. And so things change when you change one you start taking estrogen
It it changes all your hormone profile. It's it's so complicated
You can't just take one hormone and change who you know, but they change your sex
But they're like they're like, alright start putting a dude on estrogen
It's not gonna change the fact that and also especially when you're developing and they're like in case you're doing the thing was like
Well, you can just you can you can go back
It's like when you're developing in high school and you're on fucking hormones even at 17 years old
You can't go back from that
Like you're still developing at that point and they're starting to give these transgender hormones to fucking kids that are like real young
Like really young like there's been there's been actual like like document occasions of giving them to like eight-year-olds and shit
So they don't go
Like that's a fucking problem like 16 or 17 is okay. I don't think that's okay
Argument you can't vote in this country until you're 18 years old
You can't you can't join the military. You can't do any of that shit until you're 18 years old
But you can choose your fucking life off because there's real ones and there's fake ones
I guess that's the thing. I guess that's kind of what I'm saying choose your your your you can choose to mutilate your body
Like at fucking 16 years old that will change you for the rest of what you do with your body is your own choice
But you're you're not getting what I'm saying
Like you're 16 years old when I was 16 years old matter if you're being able to be trusted with that decision
Yeah, we make decisions for kids to go into thousands of dollars of debt. No, that's that's your choice because you're fucking
And you're also like that's your choice
But you're but you literally have the opposite argument when we were talking about student loans student
No, they're so an adult has to cosign
Yeah, so you the the adult is cosigned on that like they take out a 16 year old can't take out a student loan by themselves
It's not I'm talking about when you're 18. No, but you were saying 16 17
I don't care what happens after you're 18 years old like you are 18
You can vote you can do all that shit
You can do whatever the fuck you want after 18 if you're still in high school and you're like fucking 17 16 15 years old
I don't think you can make that kind of decision at that point like yeah, just like it's it's I don't even think I don't
Even think there's enough informed consent. No how these fucking hormones work. No, yeah, like even for adults
They don't know what the family no, I know they think it's just a hormone. No, it's gonna fuck you up
It's so it causes so much damage with these kids like and like I read another thing
So what type of damage does it cause Dan? All right, so if you're transitioning to a male and you're still developing
It'll permanently change your vocal cords. So you'll have a deepened voice for the rest of your life
You'll never if you want to D transition. You'll never be able to
The thing with estrogen is like it's it's in balance with all the hormones, right? It's like a spiderweb, right?
So if you make one part of the web, right if you cut one part of the web on a spiderweb
It's not gonna change the whole web. It's well, no, it's gonna it's gonna stress like another part of it
You know what? You mean? Yeah, I think it's like it has to be a balance
Yeah, like a spiderweb is like a perfect balance. Everything's got the right tension on it and that's how the hormone system is
It's like a tuned instrument. Okay, so estrogen is a stress hormone. Yeah, and
Your body during times of stress is high in estrogen high in cortisol. Those things go up together
So so it's it's good in the right balance. Yeah, okay, it's it's like it's like a cheeseburger
Alright, I don't like like everything in the right amounts. Yeah, right. It's it's not just like so when you go on this replacement therapy
It's gonna it's like all fucking bun and no fucking lettuce and it fucks everything up
So I was I like in like like I I know I'm doing like this this whole thing
But don't get me wrong after 18 years old do whatever fuck you want. I don't give a shit
Absolutely, but the thing I'm dude, I don't care if dudes want to transition to hot girls
Like one less competition and two there's more hot girls
I like I'm not opposed to that but don't push this on children
Like that's like that's the thing I'm trying to say like I don't care after 18 years old do whatever fuck you want
But like you're still in high school. This shit shouldn't be like taught in high school
I don't think this shit should be like that like guess like and I can use the argument with this too
They're like they're like well
They need to know about this stuff in high school to know what it's like in real in like adulthood. It's just like well
What about guns you don't teach kids about fuck Ron DeSantis and fuck anybody that votes for him
I'm gonna vote for him for president. But uh, anyways, are you not going for daddy Trump? No, I'd go for DeSantis
You're going for DeSantis over daddy Trump. Yeah
Fuck dude. Daddy Trump is the fucking modern-day Jesus
Crucifying him right now as we so I like but like but like as I'm saying like like the whole thing
It's just like who's Kanye voting for Kanye
Like the whole thing is like I don't have an I don't have an issue with them
I don't I have an issue with them doing shit in schools like they school
So they can't be called by their correct pronouns and schools. It's it's a fucking stupid fucking thing. It's freedom of speech, bro
It's it's limiting someone else's freedom of speech. It's living your own freedom of speech
No, no because I want to be called a if you want to call a fucking flamingo
Yeah, like go ahead call yourself a flamingo doesn't mean I have to call you a flamingo. That's fucking stupid
But the fucking DeSantis is banning people banning teachers from calling kids anything other than the sex that they're assigned at birth
Who the fuck cares? I mean you're making this fucking huge fucking issue with it, but it's if okay
What do you see both ends of it? What do you do in the medical field when somebody comes in who's a transgender person?
What do you call by their fucking know?
How do you treat you ask them what there was their assigned sex at birth is because you need to know
Yeah, but like but then you call them by their actual thing. Okay. Okay. This is another thing
How can something that was such a minute pop part of the population 15 years ago?
Such a it was like less than a percent of the population was this 15 years ago and it just exploded
Over the last popular bro. No, that's it's a trend
I don't know exactly you just fucking you just fucking did my argument for me
I know a fucking trend then you're gonna agree with you. So then it's like, okay
I've ruined my this kid ruined their life for a trend when they were I also think it's some of that is also some of
People who were afraid of being trans that's not that is that is a fucking no
It is not a stupid argument because guess what because they didn't have any kids in high school said that they were gay that I knew
You may when they count out of high school like no, I that that was just a phase. Yeah
I know I know somebody in my class. Yeah, but like, you know how many people are like that?
But guess what that doesn't change you forever
If you fucking go hey, I want to cut my dick off when I'm 15 years old and they go yours
You're right. We should there's plenty of people that were afraid of coming out though that are now
Doing it because it's more accepted and there's kids in high school are stupid. Let's just agree on that
Can we all agree that kids in high school are fucking stupid? Yeah
All were some dumb shit. Yeah, and we all four of us just agreed on that for the record
Yes, all four of us agree that kids in high school are fucking stupid
Do you think why are we trusting them with that Casey? Why are we trusting them with something?
I change them for the rest like you like it's like okay, you're enabling it. You're enabling a kid to from a certain point of view
I'm not saying that's how I feel about it, but I get what you're saying
You say you can't be allowed to be transgender in high school
I'm saying that there's a fucking thing in high school
We're just gonna do whatever is the fucking thing that you're trying to do
You're trying to be a you're you're at this you're at this spot and you're trying to be this this
That's big of a fucking deal to you, but it's like this really trans that wouldn't bug you
You'd be like whatever everybody sees me for what I am. This teacher can call me whatever the fuck they want
Yeah
But also it's like all these kids in high school when you're in high school
You want to be special every kid in high school wants to be special. They want to be different
They want to do that. We are special
What's the best way to make yourself an outlier in in in your dick?
Like I'm different because I'm transgender. I'm different because I'm gay. I'm different because I'm this I'm not saying this shit doesn't exist
I'm on the side of my fucking freedom people. Well, I did I
But I think you should I know I don't podcast 73 at gmongers. I received an email on that if you support freedom
Or if you don't we'd still you disagree with Tyler and agree with me email us if you agree with me and disagree with Casey also email us
Yeah, have we ever received an email I don't know I've checked it
Let's check it right here so I'm like I'm like I'm not saying doesn't exist
I'm not saying that was easy this but there's also like just these people jumping on the bandwagon and like
the whole thing with like being gay in high school a lot of people that like were gay in high school when they came out and
They like they they got into college and stuff that backfire straight again
They're like they're like that was just I wanted and like a lot of them are like
I just wanted a place to fucking belong and these people accepted me
So I just said that I was gay like type thing or but that doesn't make in the thing that
Guys and like that's the thing that I'm saying like, okay, that's not a fucking lifelong consequence
I mean people be like you're gay in high school, bro
Like type shit, but that's like it's not gonna like be physically altering you for the rest of your life
But then if you're a transgender person in high school and they want to be so welcoming of these people and stuff
Then they're like, okay
Let's let's let's let's help you through your process quote unquote with that and we're gonna give you hormones and we can and we could
Start with like take the mastectomies and shit
Like that's gonna change your life forever and if fucking five years down the line and you realize it because you're not a kid anymore
You're like, why did I do that? But you can't go back from that? Yeah, that's like
I don't think that a child because let's be honest if you're in high school, you're still a child
I don't think a child should be able to make a decision like that. That is a such an altering decision
You're on fucking fire right now
Point I got a point like yeah, it's like you can't make a life altering decision when you're 16
Do you think think if you got all the things you wanted when you're 16? Oh my god. I would be out of control
Yeah, it would be on the fucking like in the fucking stratosphere, right?
Yeah, just I think it would really suck if you're in school made that decision to get your dick fucking sliced off
And you fucking get inverted into a vagina then you get out of school and you're like, oh
Man, I really wish I had my dick back
Like those friends go their separate ways. Yeah, you're like the only trans person in your fucking neighborhood
Yeah, I don't have a click and kind of which I'll
In high school you have so many clicks and so many people that are like around you be like that are like you
When you get a high school in adulthood, no one gives a shit about you
Like fucking you guys are probably some of the only people that I actually hang out with outside of work
Like I go to work and I and I do this like and hang out with you guys and this is the most social interaction
I have I got I have like enough close friends on like one hand and that's really yeah
And like I have a bunch of acquaintances
And you just talk to and like it's just like so this group that you were in high school that change that that that changed
Your whole thing and made you do this like thing and like to turn your body into something different than it was
You're at a high school now and guess what? Everybody in the real world doesn't give a shit about you at all like they go
Oh, you're that cool get to fucking work. You can't say it's what I did
Dude, I think we talked about this but have you seen how they do the female to male? Yeah, it's fucking crazy
Do they take your arm skin and they make
Horrific
Look convincing no, it looks like a fucking also extended with stitches on it. They also extended
Does it function no, I do they have some fucking it's like a fucking Frankenweener, dude
It's got like a fucking they put like a tube in it so you can piss out. Yeah, it's a problem
To say the least yeah, like what kind of fucking shoes your length
Extra fucking skin, I take skin off your fucking back for that. Can you get an erection?
Pump it up to pump it up. Oh my god
Just get a fucking strap
Also, it's not gonna change your chromosomes right your chromosomes are the way they are no amount of hormone therapy or anything
It's gonna change your fucking what people just want to be fucking happy, bro
Over like 50% of all people that are trans have attempted to kill themselves and also attempted suicide
Biggest group that have killed them are trans people that is the large like just yeah
Like the rates of depression and shit are so high within that community
Yes, you can make the argument that it's because they don't feel accepted exactly
No, I don't think that but like you can also make the argument that it just doesn't work for a lot of people and there's
Nothing they can do about this study. No, I
I've read a whole bunch of studies on this is that even if they transition it doesn't help like they're still fucking miserable
I think like I think it has they think they think that it's like a fix to it, right?
It's just not the grass isn't greener on the other side
In the DSM five gender dysphoria is a real thing. Yeah, like if you don't look like if you don't look like the other
But I read the DSM five and in the DSM five gender dysphoria is a fucking mental disorder and like I'm not trying to like be
Like I know I'm not trying to say like this whole thing
But like it's like telling a schizophrenic person that their fucking hallucinations are real
Let's let's be real if you have an underlying mental disorder and you feed into that because that's this that's a social
Acceptable thing to do it'd be like feeding into a schizophrenic person being like the who's that you see are real, right?
Right. Let me see those. What it's along the same lines of being like like that's the whole like those shit because if you're saying
Hey, you're gender dysphoria is
Explode if your gender dysphoria is valid and real it would be like saying to a schizophrenic person that your hallucinations are real
What you want to schizophrenic person be like hey those things that you're seeing they're real and I respect you and guess
What you don't need anything you're gonna you're fine
You you are fine the way you are those insane things that you see all the time. Those are real and they're valid
Yeah, it'd be like saying that and we're gonna we're gonna make scarecrows and dolls to put around you
Reality is just perception
You can't be whatever the fuck you want to be
Let's be real. I want to be a fucking firetruck when I was a child
Said reality is about perception. I'm gonna go around going
Sold me on the be one I'm gonna take it. I think of enough trans people except in society
Take it then there would be a already accepted in society. Look at this shit, bro. Let's actually look at this shit
This is a controversial
Well, the things that you're saying doesn't make it seem like people are accepted in society, this is a
Controversial
Uncomfortable everybody got when I started talking about this
It's like because trans people are accepted and be and having a counter-argument against it is the problem for me
They're so they label you as a problem
But if you are what is it gonna make me feel like you might not feel any you're not even in on this conversation
You're still I'll be back
But like you're doing this shit and you're like, oh my god
It's you're going through this shit and like you're saying realities
It's a spectrum. It's what you see
It's not reality's object reality yeah, obviously what
Reality is not what you fucking reality is exactly what reality
Manifesto is what you fucking think
Reality is what reality is what you think in your brain is what's in your fucking brain
I'm not gonna fucking change reality because you fucking think a different way
Why would I change reality for one person?
For two percent of the entire population of the United States of America
And that's a fucking that's a that's giving them a lot for two percent the entire population of America
We're gonna change everything that doesn't make sense
Would you change an entire thing for two people out of a hundred if if 98 people out of a hundred people were like
This is that whatever I don't care, but two two people out of that hundred people like millions though two people
Two percent of the population is not a fucking big deal millions millions
It's two people
People millions of people yes, but guess what it's two percent because people are fucking feeding into it
It was less than point one. It was less than one percent
It was in the points of a percentage before this whole shit went on
So I'm saying I'm saying that there's a there's a fucking trend that they're going on with this
There's a whole bunch of people that jump on the bandwagon that aren't that which I think also dilutes the entire the entire fucking thing
I'm on the side of these people being like these people are diluting your entire thing
Because you're letting them on board if you let so many people on board. It's like it's like okay
It's the whole thing
Oh, oh
Agree that that's an infringement of freedom of speech
I do
Like hormone therapy thing is no way fuck that I can say is if you vote for Ron DeSantis
There's something wrong with your head
But like
Satanic shit in Hollywood, let's talk about that all right
Satanic Hollywood kick us off Tyler so everybody knows that there's a bunch of weird shit that goes down in Hollywood like
There's not a single normal person in Hollywood like and that's the funny thing if you're a normal person in Hollywood people like wow
That guy's like Keanu Reeves. Yeah, like everybody's like wow he seems like a really down-to-earth guy
He's not a down-to-earth guy. He's a normal person like he's not like a fucking like freak is the way to fucking like hell
Satan I have to sacrifice the babies for Satan if I need I need children's blood to be more famous
Fucking he's just a dude that goes hey, you know thanks for being a fan
I like I really appreciate that you that you that you like my work
It's like that's what a normal person would say these people that go around. It's like hey, man. I love your work
There's like fuck you. I'd be like fuck you Tyler when I was in eighth grade
I had this English teacher that when somebody when one of the kids got too riled up
She would say go get a drink out the farthest water fountain in the school. I
Think that applies here. Why don't you go get a drink of water and don't come back for really 15 minutes?
This is gonna be called the commander's rant
So these fucking Satanic insane people they fucking sell their soul to fucking
Satan in order to fucking make it in the fucking business because
And like look at all like the weird sexual favors and shit that has to go on in order for like these people to like get
Into Hollywood like everybody talks about this Weinstein shit like and shit, but it fucking got swept under the rug
Nobody talks about that shit anymore
But these people had to do all these fucking insane things to become famous
It's fucking it's out of control to the point where these people are like doing this and they get
Into it and then they have to keep going it's like a fucking yeah like six nine, bro
Like they keep going down farther into this fucking thing because it's like once you get in you can't get out
You just gotta keep going forward cuz I if I don't keep doing this then I'm gonna lose everything so like okay
So it's a little thing to get you into it
Okay, then they start going down the fucking line and like shit starts getting worse and fucking worse and worse like look at these
Fucking like Hollywood and like these these music artists people that have so much satanic imagery in like all their fucking shit
Like this isn't me going on like a religious rant. This is just like a fact. There is they think there's so much satanic imagery and like like
like
Fuck I only listen to Christian bands actually
Big amberlin guy. I'm a big fly leaf guy
But uh, nf guy, but they go down this fucking path and they keep going down and then like like in in in like they're
The Hollywood cult like I'll just call it for like it for lack of a better term
But in it in order to show more fealty to the fucking like the cult you have to put more and more satanic shit into your
Into your like shit and like start like doing like little sublisional shit like doing it and then it gets to the point like fucking
Little Nas X days
With the fucking like you put like the but like he has like all this like demon fucking iconography and shit and like fucking
Yeah, because it's it's just art man is making people think it's making people think so it's a whole thing of you give things
Power and the more times you talk about like in the more that they they introduce like satanic shit into something
It's you're putting power out there for something. It's like you're putting power out there for something
You're putting power out there for something like even if like you don't believe in God or the devil or anything
The more you put out into the universe something's going on the more real it gets. Okay. I have no idea what you're talking about
I believe in bad spirit
Yeah, so if you do more and more into it, oh, yeah, yeah, so okay, so hold on you believe in bad spirits
You believe in good spirits sure
But do you believe in God? No, would you?
This is something I didn't know about
So you're a spiritual person. Yeah, just not a theist, right?
Would you like those those those more dark spirits? Would you would you?
Think that that would be the label that I give a demonic spirit. No goblins. No goblins
So you said that you think there's dark spirits out there, right? I don't think they're demons
No
The spirits that I would call demons do you think you would be you would call them dark spirits? Yeah, so
What if they're the same thing like what if they're what if they're it's just it's just it's the way that I look at it
but like if I'm looking at it from like a
Catholic perspective these dark spirits that you call them are demons to me and these good spirits are just normal like ghosts
They're just floating around and shit
Yeah, but these these demonic spirits or these dark spirits can feed off of this energy that they keep giving them with all this imagery
And all this insane shit and a lot of times these quote unquote dark spirits or demons
They can get power
From more people knowing that they're there and the more people that think about it the more power that they can get
So the more power that these guys get the more power they can give sounds a lot like Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook
So but like the more power people that are tied into it the more power he has but the more power
He ones knocking me the fuck out
Five minutes ago. So these these people are getting fucking
People are getting sucked into this fucking thing and then they're given this power by whatever this dark spirit is
So but the more they're like but then this dark spirit that gives them power because they sold their soul to it or whatever
They they pledged fealty to it
Whatever they want to call it
the more power it can get from the fallen one the
fallen one
the fallen one
But like it's this whole thing that's like fucking crazy
I think a lot of that is just like people is like coming from anxiety
You know people kind of like make these things up in their mind and the more like you think about it the more it becomes true
That's that's how fucking the world works though the more you talk about like demons and shit
Demons have been around way longer than we have you're like scared of demons
They're more likely like you think that there were like t-rex demons back in the days
The whole thing is that with demons and angels
Demons were sent down to earth long before there was any life on this planet like if you believe in like what I believe
Like there's a war in heaven
So what was their purpose then what created them?
So God like demons were angels at one point so
And they got emo
Pretty much like I can I can I can do this one so back before like humans existed or anything
Oh, no, this is when humans
This is when humans first came along like angels
This is when humans first came along like and God made Adam and Eve and shit and like made humans
So and God loved them God like was like these these are my people and I love them because I created them and the angels
specifically Lucifer
Lucifer got jealous of the humanity and he's just like why why are these guys more special than me? I'm an angel
I was created by God too, but why are they more special to me?
And they weren't more special in that that to God than than angels
But he's just like this is what I'm giving them the planet to to do stuff with
So then Lucifer got together with a half the angels
So half the angels in heaven Lucifer convinced that he was that that Lucifer convinced
To go against God because they were all like this is kind of bullshit that humans got all this like this the shit that
That they quote-unquote didn't and the other half the angels stayed on God's side
So there's a war in heaven and they fought each other and shit and then God put a stop to it and God
Told Michael to to st. Michael to cast Lucifer down to earth
so when Lucifer because Jesus came down like came came with him too and when Jesus got onto the field where they're the
angels were fighting all that fallen angels
Jumped because they didn't want to fight Jesus because he was so far above them
So they all jumped down to earth with humans
but God loves humans and got sins God loved humans
Lucifer and all his fallen angels that became demons
We're like if we can't have if we can't be up in heaven with them. We're gonna fuck up God's creation
We're gonna do that and we're gonna go down there
It's like we can't do anything we can't create anything like God can but we can corrupt what's down here
So they wanted to corrupt the shit that's going on down there
Dude, yeah, that's the fallen one is that's the one
That's the fallen one is that's how my dad thinks and he thinks that that demons came down and uh,
They're trying to hybridize with humans
So that's why aliens are because they're mad that they can't create shit like God. Yeah
Aliens don't exist aliens are demons. I don't know about that aliens are demons
Demons, but they do is that the I have the the dad pen that made dad too high at the game. Yeah
I'm already high as a kite. I'm not so we're doing this shit though
So satanic hollywood, I don't know that's me dude like I this this fucks me if I hear you say
But that's me do one more
Satanic hollywood is they're all fucked
So we're like puff
This thing's gonna get off that because that's just like it's it's too big of a topic to cover just like right there
But that's like that's like the baseline of it. But ai demons. I I fell down that rabbit hole, bro
Yeah, you think they're coming? No, I think they're already here
So explain it to me ai demons. So let's say uh in this hypothetical demons are real
They they in this hypothetical demons are real. Okay
And demons have always been able to possess objects people like the fucking reapers
Yeah, but they've always been able to to possess objects people like whatever
Um, and they have like cursed objects like you've heard of cursed objects, right?
Like those are those are objects embedded with like a demon inside them
What if a demon was able to infiltrate the internet?
Then yo
So if a demon if a demon's able to possess an object
It'd be able to possess a computer and get into the computer once it got into the computer
It could gain the fuck is he talking about so much more
More in it. I know exactly what he's saying
But what you would have to have is you'd have to have some sort of interface
between
The digital realm and the spiritual realm and ai where it could get away with it. Yeah. Well, so ai so demons
Can't corrupt things that were divine like created divine
Unless it's let in
Like people who are people who are possessed and stuff normally let that in
But demons can't do anything to something that's divine
Ai is not divine ai is an artificial intelligence that was created by humans
So an artificial intelligence that was invented by humans
Can be infiltrated by demonic presence
And the more and more power we give to ai and the more and more power that we give it to like figure things out
And the more advanced it gets
Eventually it's going to become sentient almost
And if a demon can infect a sentient ai
Then the sentient ai that's writing the code and like doing all this stuff
Can keep on adding a little bit more demonic shit into like everything like like if we switch to like robots doing everything
A little bit more demonic shit can go into that. I think we're at the bottom of the iceberg
So so you can keep going with that. No, this is like halfway
So so these demons can keep putting more and more demonic shit until eventually
Until eventually they can do a full-on takeover because everything is ran by ai at that point because that's the whole thing
They want to they want to take over the world because that's their whole fucking plan
That's been their plan from the fucking beginning of time that these demons want to take over the world
So if they get into ai then they can actually take and like everything's ran by ai
Then they can actually fucking take over and there's going to be a fucking great fall
Of of decline and also this whole thing with fallen one this whole thing with neurolink
it goes
And this is this is in the bible, too
Uh, the mark of the beast is in your forehead or in your wrist
And it like they said like they they said it's the number of the beast but there's a mark of the beast
But the places where neurolink is is in your forehead and in your wrist
Is it in your forehead? That's what they said like in like your your brain
In your fucking head
But the craziest thing about the number of the beast is that you can't in in in the in the end times
You cannot use you can't you can't do
Um, you can't do barter or trade without the mark of the beast. Yeah, so
Everybody's like we're gonna put our debit cards and shit
It says it says if you don't have a mark of the wild beast
You won't be able to buy or sell you won't be able to buy or sell
So the mark of the beast that would be in your wrist or in your forehead
Would be the only way that you could trade because they won't have fucking money anymore
They'll just have digital trade and they'll have it in there and because you have the mark of the beast
You'll be able to be influenced by demonic ai
And if you have that demonic ai influence you constantly through the neurolink stop talking to it
Then then it keeps going but then it influences you in subtle ways that you don't even fucking realize it
So all the people who have the mark of the beast and have the and have the ai in them the demonic ai
They're gonna be fallen to them. The only people who will be left that are that did not accept the mark of the beast
Would be fucking like the people who rejected it. So then they would be hunting now. We're at the bottom
I already know what the mark of the beast is. We already have it
That's it
But you wouldn't but like they they then they start hunting down people who weren't marked
But if you if you did this shit and also i'm already just marking myself for death
with this fucking shit if this ever comes to pass because
The more you talk about and the more they know you know about it and this is a fucking digital recorded thing
ai is already gonna know about it. Oh shit. We're fucked
So it's gonna analyze everything we've talked about so it's gonna be like, okay. Oh my god, you're marked
It's gonna downgrade our social credit scores
It's like the CIA, it's like the NSA
Fucking black mirror
AI demons are coming for our entire podcast. AI can fucking go across the entire internet and scan that in a micro second
The CIA has to manually do it constantly and they keep on being like, okay
We're gonna get an AI generated thing to go through the entire internet
The CIA could have AI. So the AI that the CIA has that's scanning the entire internet could be a fucking AI already has AI
But they could have a demonic presence in that AI
So when the fucking fall happens the people who are marked by that demonic AI will be hunting down
So that's the fucking demon AI shit and the antichrist. I think he's actually AI
Because the antichrist here is fucking in the bible. It says the antichrist is everything
The antichrist is everything that Jesus isn't
Jesus is fully man, fully divine and for that
But you know what AI is? It's not full. It's not divine because it was made by man
It's not a man because it's fucking artificial intelligence and it has bad intentions
So if you put all that together AI is the antichrist
bottom of the iceberg
It's possible
Alright, you heard it here first
Don't fuck it
It goes back the military had AI 20 years ago. This is old tech
Oh, this is old tech too
So these demons could have way more control than we already fucking think and look at how bad the world is turning
Look at how fucking look at the fucking left turn that we're taking in the fucking hellfire of war and nuclear and fucking all that shit
The demons already have control man
The demons already have control
Wow dude, it goes back to the theory AI did 9-11
Oh my god, now Joseph Pfeiffer did 9-11
Don't you fucking start
The guy I was talking about in the video, the battalion chief
Yeah, that was the stupidest most awful fucking take I've heard in my entire life
You guys signed up for conspiracy theories? I got the best one right there
All right, we're gonna bring it back in here
I got to I got to go piss
All right, Tyler, you take a take a walk to the furthest water fountain school
All right, we got something here for you
What do we got here for us, Casey? Oh
Fuck me, man
God I got a good one. Yeah. Yeah, I saw it today
Good what?
Good question. Oh, okay
So you're gonna you're gonna have to come up with the uh, the options
Oh, I got the question, but I can't give the options because
Yeah, all right
All right, Ali back
Welcome back to who wants to be in the video featuring our returning guest Ali Mack
Fucking hate this segment so much. You didn't do so hot in the last episode. No, no, I did hot on like two episodes
I've overall i've sucked at just about every one of these. Yeah. No, I was listening last episode
You did a lot of smelling salts there. Yeah, I did you're gonna have to do those again
All right. So let's do you got lifelines. You got 50 50. Yeah
You got uh, ask the audience
You got phone a friend including don juan or it could be someone else
You got double dip
All righty, let's get to it
Uh
Be one we trust all right
You know the rules you know lifelines let's fucking play millionaire
I'm gonna fucking be on hormone replacement therapy by the end of this game
Um
I mean I got a question. So uh, I'll wait i'll let dan. That's the first question
Whatever you have back to our previous segment. I gotta come up with some
I know the answer but I kind of come up with some fake answers
You know what I mean?
All right, we'll come back to you. I got I got it. I just need a list of presidents
Fucking presidents, are you fucking kidding? You could be
Are you you got it? God damn it. You got it
Yeah, but I don't remember what the answer is
All right, come back to me come back
In basketball this term means holding the ball with only one hand
A fingering B fisting C palming D. Arming. It would be palming
Fingering yes, you're sure it's not uh fingering. Yes
Fingering the ball, you know
Okay going for 200 dollars the fuck is tyler doing
Oh
Going for 200 dollars in the 1999 film the matrix. What color pill does neo take?
Like a blue be red. Oh, see green deep black. No, it's either red or blue. Remember the one bro. I remember it bro
Why the aw it's been so long since i've seen that movie bro. It is a fucking cultural phenomenon
blue pill
Okay, red pill red pill we're going red pill
Oh, thank you
That did that count as a lifeline I didn't ask what is tyler being a fucking retard
Tyler completely gave me the answer on that one
The b1 wouldn't let him wouldn't let him have the answer wrong
Uh 300 dollars, which language is written left to right?
A arabic be hebrew c chinese d korean wait written left to right or yeah, don't you mean right to left?
Which language is written left to right?
A arabic be hebrew c chinese d korean
Like the way english is left to right. Yeah
Give me my options again
A arabic be hebrew c chinese d korean
I'm gonna go arabic
I don't know sir might be wrong. I don't want to use the lifeline this early though if I get it wrong. Oh, well
Oh, it's chinese isn't it not korean actually really i know japanese is like down give me the smell like some
I'm gonna start it off with a capsule. I think
Oh, we're gonna phone in a bonus question from dan right now. Yeah, go ahead
Are we doing a bonus question bonus question for well dan dan said he had like a good question for
Wow, all right, who is the only us president to serve three terms
Is it easy is that too easy
I don't think it's too easy. You guys know I don't know shudder wilson
b
calvin coolidge
c herbert hoover
Or d franklin roosevelt
I'm gonna dude, it's 518 day. Is it? Yeah. Oh, yeah 518
Oh, okay, um, sorry my options again for this
If this is if this is really easy and I phone a friend of time
Me I know the answer. We're doing well, sir
b calvin coolidge c think it's coolage herbert hoover
Or d franklin roosevelt
Is that a college or fucking roosevelt ask the audience. All right, ask the audience casey. Give it to me franklin roosevelt
franklin roosevelt i'm locking it in i just learned it today
Oh, you got it with my the uh audience health alley back. Yeah, they got it right
Actually, you weren't the guy that asked me here we go five hundred dollars
Which uh, which scientist stated for every reaction there is a
Sorry for every action. There's an equal and opposite reaction
A einstein b newton c galileo d hawking. I it's either newton or einstein, but I think that was newton
Fine, that's yeah
Well, that's einstein, isn't it? Well, no, no, this would be a double
Oh, okay, why are you guys doing like that you fucking make me think i got it wrong
All right, you're going for the mile mark here a thousand in the 40s. They just figured out for every action. There's
I didn't think of that one in the 40s. Yeah, a little late. That's when they had atomic bomb
Yeah, I didn't really think too hard about that
Uh a thousand dollars leonardo de caprio's only oscar for best actor came from which movie? Oh my god
Revenant a titanic be the departed see the wolf of wall street d the revenue. That's the revenue
Final answer. Yep
He got it he didn't win the award for the fucking titanic
No, and it's weird too because a lot of people consider the revenant one of even though it's a great movie
Like one of his weaker ones and that's the one he won the award on. Yeah, oh like that movie
Just sort of came and went nobody really talks about that movie anymore. I love that movie
Um, you're on for two thousand dollars on
One lifeline down
Not doing too bad only one wrong answer so far
Two thousand dollars. How many time zones does china have? Ah, fuck. I don't know a1 b2 c3 d4
China i'm gonna say it might be
Let me go to
Final answer. Yes
Oh, come on baby come on baby
Fuck me
It's one just one
Why did I not do the double dip I fucking knew it was one if it wasn't two
Ali mac hit that smelling song
How do they have one time zone because they wanted to they want all the nation to be the same
Because it's like communism kind of shit. That's fucking crazy. So if it's six a.m
At one place
Yeah, you think about how big china is still fucking nighttime. That doesn't make any fucking sense
Well, it's like the u.s kind of like there should be like four time zones. I thought it was four
I would say four it should be four but there's only one
That makes no sense. Why don't they just put that shit up to your nose ellie
No
At that point just use utc time yeah, exactly. Oh fuck what the fuck I gotta look into that four thousand dollars
Uh, who was the youngest president at the time of taking office fuck I go
a barack obama d john adams
C teddy roosevelt d john f kennedy. I think it was obama
Well obama might have just been the first young one that we had in a while though
So what are my options again a brook obama b john adams c teddy roosevelt d john f kennedy
Kennedy he got three lifelines ellie back
I don't want to use the lifeline yet. I'm thinking I might lock it in as kennedy
Kennedy
Going kennedy dad fucking laughed when he walked away and you said barack obama
That was just my I was gonna I wasn't gonna lock that in though that's why I said I think I didn't know for sure
I had to do a little bit more thinking because
I did def cagey. He just had to be younger. He was young. I know
All right, uh going
What is the driest continent on earth
It has the least precipitation per year a antarctica b africa c australia d south america
I
Want to say it's either i'm gonna do a double dip here
What's your first answer australia australia, yeah pretty uh pretty dry
So
I'm gonna go with
Australia australia. Yeah, pretty uh pretty dry
So we got another uh, and my options are what here
So remaining options. I ended up getting that last one by the way. Oh, yeah, you laughed when I said
Barack obama that didn't give it away though. I was not gonna answer. It was john kennedy john f kennedy. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah
What is like 35 right? What is the yeah? Yeah, uh 30
Yeah, early late 30s. I think
What is the driest continent on earth?
It has the least precipitation precipitation per year
a antarctica b africa d south america
All right, i'm gonna stick to my guns here and i'm gonna go anarktica
Anarktica it might be wrong. I really don't know this one, but we're gonna go anarktica
Yep
It's covered in snow but
Holy shit
All right
I'm glad I stuck to my guns on that one. You got that shit
$16,000
It's from that toto song
You know i've seen the rains on in africa. Oh, I bless the rains
Uh $60,000 the first person in space was what nationality?
A american b chinese c russian d british. Whoa easy here with the mic stand chief
You said the first person in space that was russia
I'm pretty sure that was russia
We're gonna lock that in
Silence. Yeah
He's fucking hot today
There we go
We're going for $25,000 in the mile mark alley bag
You got like one question or two questions so far tyler's sitting on the sidelines
Somebody who did his part in the game
He's out now he took his walk
Uh $25,000 mount kimunjaro is in what country?
Ah
a tanzania b romania
c japan d tunisia
Is it japan?
That one might fucking be japan. Oh, okay
A tanzania b romania c japan d tunisia
I wish I had my fucking so I can't do a 50 50 here right you can you didn't use it yet
All right, let's use the 50 50
All right, it's no 50 50
Just be a i'll be a nice guy i'll take away japan and tunisia
Answers are a tanzania b romania
Yeah, this is still such a shot in the dark i'm gonna go romaine we're gonna go romania
Final answer
Just ripped ass again
Um
Now what was the other option tunisia tanzania tanzania romania tanzania
Kilimanjaro
I feel like I know this from the fucking wild thornberries. Oh, yeah
I feel like that had something to do with that
We're gonna i'm actually gonna flop it
They're gonna do tanzania
Finance yes
Come on come on come on
Oh, no, oh I got it wrong
You scared me with that little laugh. I'm glad I flopped that. I don't know why he always does that
But he always gets it right in the end. We got 25 000 going for 50 000
Here we go ali back, okay. Oh easy with the kickstand here jeep
They're gonna shut down the whole operation again fuck 50 000 before donald trump only one other president had ever been impeached
Who was the president?
nixon
Hey, herbert hoover. Oh, no nixon might have fucking resigned first. Hey herbert
Hey herbert hoover b. William mckinley
C. Andrew johnson d. Richard nixon
johnson
Final answer yeah, you know about you know a lot about uh
Andrew johnson no
Oh my god
Well, I knew it wasn't nixon and that one just seemed to make the most sense because nixon fucking resigned before he he was going to
Get impeached johnson was the president after the civil war. Yeah, but
Wait, what do you mean? So the question was
Which president was the only other president to be impeached besides donald trump donald wait, but wasn't bill clinton impeached?
No
I thought he was impeached but
But then he finished out his
He was gonna finish anyway
They they were trying to impeach him, but they didn't uh actually impeach him
Well, no, I think an impeachment is just like a trial. That's not the actual removal from the president
impeachment is the first half of the trial in the uh house
And then the second half is in the senate and they remove you from office. I don't even know
I should just shut up anyway
I got it. I got it
Yeah, that's I wouldn't know that hundred thousand dollars. Well clint wasn't an option. Thank god. No wait was he no no
Okay
$100,000 france sold the louisiana territory to the u.s
In 1803 oh they sold it for fucking nothing for how many u.s dollars I think it was 200,000
a 500,000 b 15 million
b 15 million c 528 million
d 1.1 billion
Okay, well billions out read me the numbers again. It was 500,000 500,000 b 15 million
c 528 million
D 1.1 billion. Yeah, it's not those last two. That's too much. It was ridiculously low
I really wish I had my double dip on this one, but i'm gonna go for 500,000
500,000
Because they didn't know how much fucking land was there if I can remember they just kind of sold it
They didn't know what they were they didn't know what deal they fucking made
Kind of yeah, they didn't know what was on the land. Yeah. Yeah
Damn, I was kind of dumb
Yeah, it's like they really fucking got you after this deal
I'm gonna lock it in a 500,000. It might be one and a half. No regardless
It was an absurdly low amount of money for what it should have been
Oh
50 million fuck I knew I said it was one of those two. Yeah, I knew it wasn't the other two almost
Okay
I was watching this thing was it?
Alexander hamilton was he one of the ones that like put that whole deal together
Uh, he was the first treasurer thomas jefferson was the president
Yeah, who was the one that actually like negotiated the deal with uh with it was france, right? I think it was jefferson
I know jefferson was the one who who bought it. Yeah
Was it the louisiana louisiana purchase
James minrow, oh robert livingston and james minrow. Yeah, he was the president after jefferson
But it's for 250,000 dollars in the back
All right
What is the world's largest city of my population?
A beijing b new york c dubai d tokyo tokyo
Wait
Say them again a beijing b new york c dubai d tokyo
Tokyo might be beijing. It's either beijing or tokyo, but i'm thinking it's going to be beijing actually
I was going to say hong kong to be honest
That would have been my it's not an option though
Which is catching me off guard because that would have I would have locked that answer in right away because I thought it was
I know it's not new york city. That's the biggest in the u.s. Yeah
Yeah, it might be new york though fuck no it can't be that doesn't make any sense
I'm gonna go beijing
Yes
Oh, that was my first answer too son of a dicklet god damn it
I would have said beijing too god damn man fuck
He's getting tortured over here
That one made it all the way into the back of my throat
Gigity 500 000
You got a lifeline left what year were women first allowed to vote in the u.s. No
A 1880 women's suffrage b 1900 c 1920 d 1940
1940
Couldn't the 40s in the 20s. I don't know maybe 20s. No, that just seems too recent
Because you have flappers and all that shit going around but weren't they fucking protesting women's rights?
Oh shit
Shit shit shit
Who the fuck would I even call?
This would be a don juan gimme call your girlfriend
Oh my god, you know she'd light my ass on fire for calling her she also probably wouldn't know
She's a woman
What are my options again?
A 1880 b 1900 c 1920 d 1940 we're gonna go 1900
1900 I haven't been paying attention the last like fuck
Sorry, you needed to cool down final answer no
Now what were my options again? I got the second part of what he was saying now
What year were women what year were women first allowed to vote in the u.s. Are you yeah?
You're gonna rub one out a 1880
b 1900 c 1920 d 1940
Why does it have to occur on a multiple of 10 that makes it so much harder?
I really know why it makes it harder actually, but
1880 1900 1920 1940. Yeah, I go 1900
No, oh, it might be 40s. Fuck what year were women first allowed to vote in the u.s. Is it the 40s?
that might be
A game where uh, I wouldn't do that if I were you
I don't know not not exactly what I would be thinking about
I wouldn't wear that if I were you
well
It's not what I would award
Fuck I don't know how that relates to this question at all. I'm trying to find the clue that you're trying to give me
No
When you went to fucking uh the grays and the fucking whatever
I'm sure grays and bright white
Remember there was a thing that you had to do during that question. It was called don juan
Damn, bro. That's a lot
I think that's like
Hold up hold up hold up. Is it 1880?
We're gonna go 1880 lock it in women can vote though
I don't know
It's wrong that's so wrong
No, that's that's terrible
It's 1920 really I thought it was fucking I was on the right thought process with the flappers and the protesting god fucking damn it
Son of a fucking whore. I didn't even know that. Yeah, it's right before the fucking great depression to oh my god
Fuck I did know that son of a bitch. I would have said oh my god 1900
Get on that fucking shit 1900
Smell like you're calling shit
Shout out fuck atomic rhino. I see that question
He's going for one million dollars now, oh boy
Oh, yeah, okay
I got a bonus question afterwards
million dollars who first
suggested daylit savings time be implemented in the u.s
a albert einstein b benjamin franklin c elia whitney d john hanker
hanker
His name why do I want to say that that was fucking einstein?
No, I call it
No, I couldn't possibly what is daylight savings time for alley mac
Don't fucking know it was for farmers for money. No it was for farmers
Okay, and how many farmers did you know of an einstein's time?
I don't fucking know because farmers were widespread during this time where it was fucking the time for the daylight savings man
Jamaican for
my options
a albert einstein b benjamin franklin c elia whitney d john hanker
I'm gonna give don juan a call here all right wait. What was the question?
First suggested daylight savings time be implemented in the u.s. Yeah, good luck even finding that on google
Fucking stupid ass question
Fuck that question dude. I'll fucking hate it here
I'll talk about in the u.s. It's probably john handcock
I'm gonna give don juan a call here all right wait. What was the question?
First suggested daylight savings time be implemented in the u.s. Yeah, good luck even finding that on google
handcock
I can't wait to hear what don juan is gonna say about this yeah
Because I don't fucking know how don juan's gonna get this across don juan on the horn here
I don't know how you're gonna describe these people but we're getting don juan on the on the horn here
What's going on don
I'm gonna need some help is that something you can help me with
All right all right let me I'll ask you the question here
All right who first suggested daylight savings time be implemented in the u.s. Yeah
Hold up let me ask the question first donald donald juan hold
Hold up let me ask the question first donald donald juan hold it's gonna be uh who first suggested
that daylight savings time be implemented in the u.s. Albert Einstein ben roberth franklin
Albert Einstein ben franklin elie whitney john hanker elie whitney and john hanker
handcock
damn don you're gonna have to help me a little bit more here
yeah he'd be doing that thing with the key he got out the mic and stopped doing it i think he's out the $20 bill
all right what were my options again casey i forgot
albert einstein ben roberth franklin we're gonna go benjamin franklin don thank you
all right goodbye all right don final answer yep
thank you finally we had ben franklin that's the correct answer
all right i got one more for you all right we got a bonus question oh shit you got a bonus question
yep and then dan mysteriously is back from the bathroom i got one one more question for you
it's a question that you are fully fully uh aware of and uh i think it's gonna be one of your favorite questions of the night
who is on mount rushmore oh fuck where he asked him today no i don't want to talk that's what i'm saying who's on mount rushmore
all right all right all right you got you got washington yep you got lincoln yep
roosevelt which one
it couldn't be teddy teddy or fdr which one it's gotta be fdr you can keep answering if you want
steady steady out there and then that fourth one you already got this question on a prior podcast yeah i know bro and i didn't fucking pay attention and i'm always fucking
part fucking question yeah and it pissed me the fuck off and what state is it it's oh
oh it's wyoming are you learning from these questions are you just here for fun i'm not a satan ai i'm not fucking learning these i don't remember
rushmore in washington no yeah washington dc yeah it's obviously in washington dc no it's not the only thing that state has going for it
i don't think there's anything else in that state besides that what besides mount rushmore yeah pretty that's pretty much all that's pretty much all they have
sorry anybody who's listening i got it on the second guess i'm not that retarded um i don't know for the last one fucking jackson
franklin wasn't a president all right he should have been albert einstein oh fuck jackson final answer yeah why not
no i don't learn on these podcasts i'm always high on them actually thomas jefferson frog i always get jefferson and franklin mixed up those fucking dudes are the same person
south dakota has an ounce license plate ali mag tried that's what i was thinking of it's literally the only thing in south dakota so it's not even in washington since south dakota you were calling me a retard for not knowing the way it was and you didn't know
no i knew you said it was in washington no i was like oh yeah it's the only thing that has going for it i sit here and laugh but i don't know what kind of these fucking questions
that's why we don't ask you that's why we don't ask you fucking hate this fucking game fuck this shit dude you did a good job ali man i don't know got that b1 coursing through my veins yeah how's that b1 feeling i i got the side effect that he's talking about
oh my fucking god your spontaneous ejaculation no no not that part the other part you went to go take a piss open instagram fucking saw a pair of animated i was reading reddit yesterday and there was this one post where it was like yeah my sister had a sleepover and she had a prosthetic leg and i was jacking off and i hadn't done so in like a week
so i found her prosthetic leg and fucking came in the sock she came downstairs put the prosthetic leg on she saw the cum and she was like what the fuck and then everybody called her like cum stump for the rest of her high school cum stump
cum stump jeez kids these days oh my god that's brutal cum stump you know that's the type of bullying you gotta stay away from one of my friends that's just bad he used to um he used to ejaculate in the socks oh you had a cum sock? well like whatever one was around and uh he would stuff him in this bag
and he kept him separate from his other dirty socks i think it was like maybe like a gilp thing he might listen to this i sure have him in the podcast
so they had some relatives coming over and his mom went and cleaned his room
she's like nick i have to ask you about something why do you have all these socks in this bag it was under your bed she goes this smells terrible smell this
did i just say did i say his name yeah oh shit i'm sorry yeah we'll bleep that out for you yeah held it in his fucking face
i have a disabled friend disabled i didn't say he was disabled no we have a disabled friend right here we gotta oh go fuck yourself you went on a 45 minute autistic rant i didn't even know what you were talking about
that was epic
that was amazing
tyler's alter ego
he puts that sweater on
we're all fucking disabled
fucking commandant
oh fuck
should i keep the sweater fucking you know
i'll try and dig mine up we'll get some uh podcast
i'm gonna fucking call stroman up and ask where the fuck mine is
uh velcro patch no oh well you can undo the stitch yeah i can undo the stitches
um yeah we'll get some commando sweaters and get some podcast patches and that'll be our podcast uniform
actually at my current employer they the combat sweaters are of the uh approved uniform policy yeah you just need to you need to have them embroidered on your own
but they do allow you to wear them so i might need to get a combat sweater for there
just to spice life up a little bit
combat sweaters are pretty sweet i remember i would just fucking mohawk i would always wear the oldest most grungy awful fucking outfits
what's the um uh what's the history of the commando sweater
let's see some dude killed a fuckload of people at him
i think hitler actually wore the commando sweater bit of commando sweater history
uh commando sweaters are a type of turtleneck sweater that has a look and feel of a military shirt they are designed to be worn outside of pants
oh like not tucked in and they have a high neckline they are usually made out of wool or acrylic uh which makes them durable and warm
origin and history of the commando sweater the origin of the commando sweater is a mystery
wow so fitting for the podcast it is said that the style was born in world war ii when british soldiers were issued wool sweaters
uh but could have been in the 1950s when british and american troops were stationed in germany
most sources say that the commando sweaters were originally made am i putting you guys to sleep no no not at all no i was just stretching
most sources say that the commando sweaters were originally made during world war ii in england and it was primarily for the british s.a.s. commando regiment
damn dude cap and soap
in the royal air force bomber command the sweaters were used by soldiers who need to wear heavy clothing underneath them and still have access to their weapon
originally they were made out of wool and had a turtleneck so the soldiers would not have any trouble accessing their weapons while wearing them
nowadays there are many different variations of this type of sweater so we should get the turtleneck version such as the versions with zippers or without turtlenecks
yeah the turtleneck
we need the uniforms for untitled podcast
we need patches dude i was looking at it
wait so clout from final fantasy just wears a commando sweater without the sleeves
i don't know oh yeah he does i guess
yeah he wears a commando sweater without the sleeves
well that's part of my cosplay now
they are pretty sweet dude
i would wear one all the time
dude we should i can make some patches because i have a background in art so i can make some patches for us
yeah dude we should order some custom we gotta come up with a design
yeah i'll throw some designs out there see what we can get
i think we should have the the pyramid in the middle from the eye
yeah from the dollar bill
no from the the podcast the the
oh yeah the poster
yeah so like like have like i don't know i kind of like that purple like vapor wave
yeah i can do something with that
have like the pyramid in the middle and then some words around the outside
yeah you think like a circle patch
i could do we could do a triangle patch too
that'd be fucking sweet
i could throw some ideas around i'll do some digital art artistry
and if you sign up for the uh i don't know sign up for something you get a sign up for our patreon we'll give you we'll send you a patch
we don't have a patreon do we not yet
we're about to
yeah and you get the insider information
you get the uncensored yeah
what do you think of that that's a cool idea do we have a patreon casey
we do have an only fans however oh yeah casey casey post pictures of his butthole
we have the only fans slash on title pocket
yes
yeah
tyler taking vitamin v pills
vitamin v
vitamin b uh what is it
casey taking hrt
yeah that's not an only fan
hrt
oh we're so cancer
i got one with a little elephant like like g string and like my little dick is coming out the hole
oh like the trunk
i got one and uh i got a banana hamac
one of them
we're gonna win the podcast version of only fans
yeah
we might be like one of like four competitors but
the only competitors you you have crocs on i know
american flag crocs yeah you think somebody that's not patriotic they would know a little bit about american
fuck off you said you don't know him either
he's got an american flag patch on his shirt too
but i'm not wearing american flag crocs
i this is my fucking god-given right to wear these crocs in this country
british people are the worst i hate them
if we didn't uh if we didn't know what the american flag looked like
would you say that it was a good looking flag
yeah i'd absolutely say it's a good looking flag
look at the other flags they look stupid
look at the european union flag
you guys aren't used to it
you've got a new york state flag on your hat
yeah i always wear this hat it's one of my favorite hats
where'd you get that
i don't remember where i got it from
why are you repping the fucking communist state of new york
it's more of repping where i'm from type thing
because like when i go to other states and stuff i wear this hat
yeah i wear the vleet hat
where's the vleet hat
the vleet hat i still have it
i've never seen anybody rep new york
i mean look at my hat bro
what about the past 50 fucking episodes
i rep the grateful dad
yeah i rep the north face
the north face
you rep the teddy headphones
damn actually what am i repping i think i'm repping something else under here
i'm repping the metal gear solid
aw that's fucking sick bro
meeling
that's fucking sick where'd you get that from
i ordered it
i just fucking bought a bunch of ps2 games
you're a big metal gear guy
metal gear is a great game
i'm so sad hitio kajima is not part of them anymore
what's that
i said i'm so sad that hitio kajima and kanami had that big fucking fallout
i really like not to
i only like the first one
well the metal gear solid
yeah cause it just got too convoluted and hard to follow
you don't like revengeance with fucking sandor armstrong
dude i don't even know what that is honestly
dude he's a fucking chad
a chad
a chad is like a karen right
no a chad is like a fucking cool guy
oh a chad
huh
oh well he say it like that i understand
you gotta go on 4chan more bro
there's giga chad
who's like super giga chaddy
what's up
she's like
oh damn that's hot
what the fuck who the fuck is that
it's meeling
she's a metal gear
she's this fucking hot japanese bitch from metal gear slug
i love when fucking snake is like in the locker
and he sees like the uh like the porno poster
and he's just like
gotta stay focused on the mission
he goes in the girls bathroom
and they yell at him
snake why are you in the women's bathroom
he's like i'm sorry
snake get out of the women's bathroom
he's like i'm sorry
just stop it happened
hello meeling
oh yeah we're looking it up right now
oh yeah
look up rule 34
no we're not looking up porn
i love when she's like
i can't believe i'm being hit on by the famous
soe snake
oh fuck man
dude this moxie guy is a terrifying individual
he does look like
if i had to picture what like a father
that beats their children brutally
looks like it's the dude that's on a can of moxie
that guy looks fucking horrifying
he looks like a 1950s like abusive dad
yeah he does
that guy looks like an alcoholic
he looks like a fucking dude on wall street
who rails coke then goes home and beats the shit out of his kids
this guy looks like he'd be called the commander
yeah that's the commander
that's fucking
that's matthew mccona and fucking wolf on wall street right there
we could use this as our
as our rookie numbers
we could look at this
we could use this photo as our picture for this podcast
oh yeah
this dude looks like a fucking
this dude looks like he beats his wife
looks like he's fucking saying
we need you
looks like a draft fucking
no he looks like a guy going you fucking talk to me like that one more time or i'm gonna kick the shit out of you
i'm gonna fucking curb stomp your fucking head on that goddamn curb
bitch
who is the moxie dude
who is the moxie man
is he just moxie himself
he looks like this guy
sure it's a man's world
he does look like that guy
the typical 1950s
oh shit
get on your knees
dude they
they had some things right
i'm not saying i was one of them
i'm just saying
oh my god
dude the 1950s like women's style
is fucking really hot
it is but it's like it also wasn't like real
like that's the thing
nothing's real
you know it's all fugazi
you just come home and your wife's like hello husband
i have the food ready for you
the children are here
they did their homework
i mean dude they had it fucking made
like i just came back from the factory
i'm gonna sit down and have a beer
it looks like such a good time
like in back to the future when the dad's just like
who the hell are you
so the guy's name is john t chamberlain
oh lord
on the cans
does he look like that
he was likely a model for the lithographers printing these advertisements
and with some confidence it is posited
that moxie boy
was one john t chamberlain
of revere massachusetts
moxie's such good fucking shit
see if john t chamberlain ever did anything
let me see here
so 40
142
280
2345
i drank 600 calories
here today
really? yeah
dang i'm up here sugar
what the fuck
see that's not to keep going to talk about the vitamin b1
along with the nicotine
it helps your body utilize sugar
really? yeah
well i mean you had
so how many carbohydrates
how many added sugars in each can
25
probably 50
this is 38
38 times 4
so 160
this is 37
and this one is
65
damn
yeah
i got a lot of energy
call it a bought moxie in 2018
we had 140 carbs
140 added sugars
and then this puts it to work
that gets it into your cells and gets it
working
i think that's might be why i fucking went on that fucking ram
yeah
i'm a little tired now
that's interesting that's really interesting to know
you gotta have the sugar to back it up i guess
tyler's like a baby that just had like a tantrum
he's just on top of the wall
his hair is on the shovel
he looks like fucking hitler
going on a ram
exactly
ike snike snike snike
that's exactly what it was like
fucking so animated
like i felt like if i didn't go along
with you my life would be
in jeopardy
i just kinda like
checked out for like 45 minutes
because every time i came back i'd be like oh my god
he's just gone further down the rabbit hole
we're at the bottom of the iceberg
i have no fucking idea what he's talking about
oh that'd be a good title bottom of the iceberg podcast
yeah
that'd actually be pretty good
well at least it would be a good name for that episode
yeah bottom of the iceberg
yeah
gay-z just respectfully
told you to go fuck yourself
well it might be a good name for the episode
not what i would say exactly
he'd still entertain that for a second
he's like i edit the podcast i made it
he's like
well not what i would have done
i'll take it under consideration
no no i think it's a good name for the episode though
the bottom of the iceberg
yeah
well not what i exactly would have done with that
but
who let you in here
who's this guy
what is that from
just some shit we made up the other day
we were fucking like
kasey went to sleep at like fucking midnight
and we played till like four
and like
by like three o'clock i said something along the line
like who invited this guy
then we went down a fucking thing
we went down the rabbit hole of just like what you could say
to destroy like
in our line of work like some guy just
relieves you on shift just what you could do
to just decimate their confidence
well i wouldn't
have warned that
but okay
yeah
except
it just spiraled from there
i see you're going for a more feminine
appearance today
just like
what would that be called is that like passive aggressive
or kind of
it's like manipulative
it's not what i would have done but okay
it's like
i felt real shitty cause my dad like got a new shirt
and like he was wearing it
he was like yeah i really like this shirt i'm like well i
i wouldn't wear it
and he goes well thanks
thanks tyler for
appreciating my hat
and i just felt real bad
he hasn't worn a shirt since
you can't go back
and be like dad i actually did like it
he'd be like shut the fuck up
dude sometimes you gotta tell people like it is
and that's the nicest thing you can do
i wouldn't wear it
sometimes i tell my girlfriend like she'll show me stuff and i'm like
i don't like it
i'm just not i know it's a dangerous game to play
but i'm just being honest you know
so i saw the tactic where you know
how if you ask your girlfriend where they want to eat they're gonna be like
i don't know
where do you want to eat then you're like
here they're like no
but i heard a tactic where you have them guess
where you're gonna eat and then you choose that one
oh yeah that's ingenious
actually yeah be like hey guess
where we're eating today yeah but then what if
my girlfriend's too smart she'd know i was
doing that yeah call me out
that's what my girl did because i tried to do the same thing
and she was like are you trying to
like get me to do something i don't know where i want to eat
i'm like fuck
my girlfriend would be like i saw
that online like fuck
you they have that that little thing
like with the arrow you can flick it
oh yeah the spin thing yeah like the
twister board thing yeah that's like so much
better than puff puff
i loved uh what the fuck was
i what the fuck was i gonna say i did something
oh i watched i was watching
family guy and then like
this fucking kid was like sitting at the thing
she's like oh the kid's name and family
guy was tyler she's like hey tyler
uh are you going to algebra class and he goes oh
yeah sure i'll meet you there and then she screamed
and ran out the window and her girl and her friend
goes you're awful and it just
goes men we don't know
what we did and then i showed my
girlfriend that she goes yeah he did
something wrong i'm like what did he do she goes he didn't
ask to to walk her to class and i'm
like who the fuck would know
that and she goes women i'm like
like a guy
is like hey you want to walk to class
then they go sure type thing
like that's what a that's what a dude would say
a girl's just like doing weird passive
aggressive like around the circle thing
if you don't know exactly what they're doing you're like
fuck i don't know
damn
i mean i'm just oblivious
to flirting to like a
horrible horrible degree
it is an it is it amazes
me that i'm in a relationship every day
yeah yeah
man what is it amaze you
amaze you i don't know
she just got lucky enough
well i can't say she got lucky
she got lucky
no no i just mean like it's
so rare that i come out of my shell but
she like i just met her and the vibes were like
pretty good off the rip and i was like
you want to know what fuck it like i was
just in this weird environment for a
birthday party for this guy that i wasn't even
friends with but i knew he didn't have a lot of
friends and he invited me so it's like alright i'll show
up actually farley was at this party
was he yeah farley and me showed up and we both
thought the same thing i i don't mean to sound
this is actually a good story i'll share
this one we roll up
the dude whose party it is
isn't even there yet and he
like this is like his party
ghetto this is like
the ghetto of troy
like lives on a practically
like road that's so fucking destroyed
it's practically a gravel road and it's in the middle
of the city like it's bad
and he has to has this
okay i gotta choose
my language very carefully
here um
it was an entire home race
no no it was entirely
a very
it was an entire party
at this point was just his family and they were
all
oh my god i'm gonna get this cancelled
unsavory home brace no i'm
not gonna say unsavory home brace it's weird
because the story actually ends very well but it was
like i didn't know anybody there
it was a bunch of i would
have felt very out of place there was they were
all african-american there you go
so that's that's the best way to say it could
have just said that i know i know it's so much
worse i know i gotta choose my words
carefully i know i'm high and i'm
overthinking so i show
you i just felt like a little weird too because i'm
like i don't fucking know anybody here i don't see
him yet and me and farley show up and me and farley
are both like hey man
i think that because we both drove
by the house but like it can't be that one
like they were all just like
cooking up a barbecue outside and just
looked like it was
cooking why don't you be specific
it was they were just making like hot dogs and shit
okay but it was like
you got invited to one of those barbecues bro
yeah dude that's a sign of
trust right i know
i know but i didn't know that that's what it was gonna be
and me and farley are both like hey man
i think that was the house and he's like yeah
yeah
let's go in my gift was my
gift to him was three quarters
of a handle of jaeger
and the first thing he said
yeah like he
already started drinking it
it was in my car
and i forgot to get something so i was
like fuck man i'm like here just my
contribution to the party i guess like i
didn't know well it wasn't like oh here i wrapped
it for you
no it was like all right i brought this like we can all drink
some but he's like oh yeah
i don't drink and i'm like fuck
and cc's there cc was there
for the same reason i was she knew this
guy didn't have a lot of friends she got the invitation
was kind of like huh all right whatever i'm gonna show up
who is this what's his name
we'll talk about we will we'll talk about
that met him from there
used to used to be
registration at one of the hospitals too
i don't know if that narrows it down you still probably
wouldn't know who they were though they were after your time
but um
no so then she just kind of tells me
like hey you should drink a bunch of this
jaeger and see what happens because she's
like you're funny and i think you'd be even funny or drunk
i'm like all right i'm pretty sure that was flirting
but i don't know but i'm gonna take you up on the offer
did she gave me a ride
home when i had a 24 at six o'clock
in the morning and she knew that she was gonna have to
pick me up to bring me back to my car
she had work she
had to go home to her place and go
from troy and
she works at svmc and had to be
there an hour afterwards so she fucking
did a lot of groundwork but
i guess what i'm saying is i was
so fucking drunk that night
and this whole thing i got along with his family
his family fucking adored
me by the time we left there
what it's my hand
no no no no i saw something else
up there hat man
all right tyler is on a fucking war path
right now to the other side of the basement
tyler thinks he
just discovered aliens here
nah dude i saw a face come out from behind
there
solar reflexes clang
do you get uh hallucinations on this b1 dude?
i sometimes get hallucinations
well it does increase dopamine so if you're
already schizophrenic people
who have schizophrenia already have elevated dopamine
so it's gonna
it's gonna elevate it even
more so yeah i just saw like a
little black head like coming out with like
facial features
peeked out and then peeked back in that's why i was like
probably my cat
no no no no no it wasn't your cat
it was a fucking like human face
anyways keep getting me on with your story
i'm just having a schizophrenic episode
that was kinda i guess what i'm saying
the moral of the story was it took her
to hold on hold on
we got a pen and paper
cause while he's telling this story i'd like to have
tyler do his uh
artist depiction of what he saw
it's like a
canvas and paint
no that's not that kind of
that's my cake
i guess what i'm saying is that it took
it took me it took
her to tell me to get drunk
and then give me a ride
home then pick me up and
give me a ride to my car
the next day enough to be like
huh maybe this girl might like me a little
bit and the other guy
the guy who's party was he's like dude i thought
you were gonna like fuck the first night
like
you're just now thinking that she might be
into you he's like dude you're past that
she yes like fucking ask
her on a date so i did
there you go and then she ghosted me
for a year but she had a good reason she
ghosted you for a year? yeah
what was her reason? she got
really sick and she was in the hospital
and she just knew it wasn't like
she felt super unattractive and she knew she
was gonna need to get transfusions and a whole bunch of this
shit so yeah so she just
kinda damn what happened?
yeah so she just kinda
she just kinda stopped talking to me for a while
and then she like saw my
roommate at a gym and like
started hanging out with him to try
to get back to me so she could
explain herself and everything
that happened and i did
Air Force our employer one
Air Force employee yes
and he uh
those two ended up being friends
yeah he's a guy
he's a guy yeah there's some
weird shit about him but no
he uh so yeah we ended up
getting back together that way damn she was thinking
about you the whole time she was in the hospital
yeah that's dedication that guy
yeah and that kind of is why i was
when she told me she's like yeah
she's like i fucked around a little bit
cause like i tried to talk to you
and like you didn't wanna talk to me
and like i get it but i didn't think
i was gonna be able to get another shot at you
and then she's like well i guess i did so
my girlfriend stood me up on our
first date really
yeah that's fucked dude yeah
yeah because fucking i was like
hey let's go see a movie and i got tickets to the movie
and everything uh she's never showed
up so i saw the movie by myself
i was sitting there with a uh large
popcorn with a hole in the bottom
yeah
i got my dick
buttered for no reason
extra butter
i'm like alright whatever
so then fucking like three four
months pass and she's like
i just text her
out of the blue cause i'm like
what ever happened to this
i'm like you ever gonna explain
why you and i go
hey and she's like hi
like just hi
and i go what the fuck happened there
she was like i'm so
she went on this fucking like fucking paragraph long
thing and how she's like depressed and shit
she was like i was so scared to meet
somebody and like so uh
yeah do you actually want to go
on a date this time or are we just gonna
not do this and she's like
okay dude i would
i would have been so pissed i never would have hit her up again
no and then i hit her up and we've
been dating for almost six years now
so we're
we're thinking about you know
my fucking girlfriend she
pissed me off and there's almost another reason why we
didn't date and i'm glad that i went through
it but i think i remember
i told you guys about this in our group chat
she told her
friends that she knew would tell
me that she wanted me to
ask her to be her girlfriend
be her boyfriend
because yeah sorry
i fucked my verbiage up there
but so she
does this shit and i was
apprehensive to ask that question because i knew
she had a bad track record with relationships
and i knew she didn't want to rush into it so i was
i was gonna wait until i got that go ahead anyways
got the go ahead asked her
she said yes then
railed the fucking dab pen all night
like threw up everywhere
like five times and in the morning told me
that she wishes that i didn't ask
her that it was like
what the fuck
what are we doing here i'm like this has been
like a year and a half ongoing now
like do you want to date or not
and then she's like i don't know
i'll get back to you in a day or two
and i was like this is fucked up and i was super pissed off
and then like she just came back
and she's like i'm fucked up
it's stupid i'm like terrified of
uh commitment
she's like i'm gonna
the wall
how
what is happening
what kind of fucking voodoo is this
sorry yeah
but yeah no no
so then she uh
the cccp one too and we could have both of them on the wall
yes no that's a stupid fucking joke
i love that joke
that's a great one now so then i ended up
waiting it out because i knew that she literally
again was thinking about me pretty much
the entire fucking time and waiting it out
was a very good decision because our relationship
has been very good since then but
damn everybody i went
to for advice in that situation was like
you should stop talking to her and i'm like i know
you're right but i'm gonna wait this one out i just got a gut feeling
you should
oh when she wasn't like very responsive
yeah when i asked her to be my
fucking girlfriend and she said yes and
then backfired it was like it's not a big deal
like we can fucking don't go without
titles for a while if it makes you fucking comfortable
but she's like no
you just
she's just scary commitment
which i get it i was too but i got over it
so
yeah she's a fucking
she's hot
yes she is that's also a factor
that was also a factor that was keeping me in there
so it seems like we're coming to the end here
i think we are too
we're beating a dead horse with this one though
if you're still with us wow
you've held on
it's been a longer one hasn't it
if you went through my entire fucking rant
and did not lose
welcome to the club brother
welcome to the bottom of the iceberg my friends
i'm gonna re-listen to it
and it's gonna be like 20 minutes and i'm like
holy fuck he's still going
my girlfriend is
requesting that we do the podcast
at our apartment once
because
we don't have to but she just keeps asking
she wants to meet everybody
i'd love to
she says when she gets to meet everybody she's gonna be starstruck
oh yeah we got
we got fans
yeah we got one fan
we have to take like all this shit
now whether
yeah i know it'd probably be hard
no
you think i can't imagine it would be that much work
alright just
unplug everything
put it in the car
how is it still hanging
i don't know
it's that little demon thing that's running around
that you saw
it's a little fucking ai
a.i. demon
transcending dimensions
vampire goblin
dead
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we out
for all we know
robots have souls we just don't know
if they do or don't how do you know
have you ever been
a cyborg or a robot
you think we were the first ones
to inhabit this planet
fuck no
no no we are
jumping down this fucking rabbit hole
yes we are
there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts
extended
episodes
where the fuck did the skirmish come from
where the fuck did stone edge come from
you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
oh they're killing
they're killing all already born babies and
selling them to the chinese
aliens exist
somewhere in china
in some base
there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall
ok
anthropocastatron they have dread
and super soldiers
then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
where do you go
i do not recognize the alien pair
what the fuck is that
what
RAAAAAAA
we gotta go to the fucking moon
because
fucking jfk
got assassinated
by the fucking government
he got killed by the cia
jfk was killed by the
government
while holding their pulse
feel them die of this virus
you feel bump bump bump
nothing they're fucking gone
i've seen it happen
i think that the government has
taken it to the next level with the birds
they know what birds are going to cross
paths with you that you are going to be able
to raise and they are going to make them
so fucking real they're going to sink money into them
because they know that if you
put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to be
convinced that thing is fucking real
you can cut it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry
but let me tell you their technology
is out of solution violence
which by the way big brother is the
overlord kibbit
we're only living in the third dimension
HOOOOOOO
George Soros is an actual nazi collaborator
okay i'm not fucking lying
it's fucking real okay
look it up look it up he says
that he was doing this shit
George Soros actually worked with the fucking nazis
during the holocaust he says
that he was doing it just to survive
but he fucking loved it he was having a great fucking time
George Soros
is the fucking devil
okay he's not fucking doing this shit
George Soros is fucking evil
he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit
he's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit
just don't fucking get it okay
everybody's like
Donald Trump the fucking word person out there
fuck Trump right
fuck Trump he's not the actual fucking leader
it's George Soros
it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk
it's everyone out there everybody says
oh my god
everybody
Elon Musk is so cool he made like a place for us
he's the actual governor
he's trying
actual full government which is George Soros
and all the fucking nazis are actually the ones
that are in charge of fucking the holocaust
the fair politics is paid off by the fucking bill gates
the pain fucking costs
you