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The following program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations.

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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuckin' no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.

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Extended episode. Where the fuck did the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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Where the fuck did we meet? Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Anthropoclesautron, they have dreaded super soldiers.

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Where do you go? I do not know. I don't see any good parents. I need some help.

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You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. You. Tell them why you do like that.

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Welcome back to our podcast. Episode 30. Ali Vax, you feel like six fans on the two liter? Oh, you know, I knew I knew the perk was fake. I took it anyway.

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Here with Tyler and Alex Granger. We're back on one time. Actually, it's Dr. Jimmy Bowden.

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How do you like that? Smell it. So I'm fixing it so it's not bothering me. Okay. How am I? What are you looking at? I haven't done it yet. Oh, God. This is the brand new one.

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All right. That's gonna be awful. That's gonna be poison. That's gonna almost made me throw up. That's not gonna make you take a rapper off. Yeah, I just took the rapper off. Oh, it's like it's fresh. It's like brand new. Oh, fuck me.

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Do this shit burns so bad. Okay, fine. I'll do it. Oh, it's brand new. It's brand new. Put up your nose. Oh, I'm just holding it. I got my eye. Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. It fucking like, I'm gonna get you a puke bucket. Just in case. Oh, fuck, man. I forgot how bad this was. Yeah. Oh, no. Fuck. Fuck. Where the fuck are my bullets? Okay, here we go.

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Here we go. Smell and salt. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, I'm feeling the fucking right. Oh, baby. Yeah, I didn't say at the bottle like you could write to them.

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You can write to them atomic rhino smelling salts. Yeah, I should prank calm. Now I want to write to them. Hey, we're using it on your on our podcast. Give sponsor us baby.

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We say like right to them on the hands on yeah, we got to get moxie to sponsor us. Dude, I'd love getting moxie. Also Dr enough from West Virginia. That's another really good one.

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I had that. I can't say I have it like, oh, so fuck good. It's like this cherry soda. That's like super good. When the fuck did I get a scratch on my forehead? You're a hizzard wary. My hizzard wary. Yes. Oh, contact atomic rhino. Oh, fuck. Ask for a sponsorship.

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Use our use our use our email. All right, guys, give it to me straight. How big is space? Huge space is fake. Actually, let's face it bigger than your mind can imagine. I know. Actually, the planet is fucking bigger than you can imagine. I can't imagine infinity.

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No, I mean, I can imagine it. It's just horrifying. Space is infinite. It's just there's a limit to how far matter has gone into space. It's ever expanding. Yeah. Yes. And it's not even necessarily expanding. It's more stretching while it expands.

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Time and space are insane because if you because space time is like its own like thing, you know, but if time is a thing, you can also fuck with time. By the way, what the fuck is your hairstyle? I just I just wore a hat today. You know, you look at men, but I'm I'm getting my haircut next week. I was actually going to get one today, but my guy was all booked up for today.

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And I'm like, fuck fucking Jimmy Brungan, Timmy Trunkas. So you had you had some qualms with my analysis of 9-11 Joseph Pfeiffer. Casey, I don't want to get this mad this early on. Well, we'll circle back. No, no, it's fine, actually.

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But do you so you genuinely believe that this chief you think that he he was in on it? You think that the camera crew was staged there? It's possible. You're fucking insane. He was in the building. The people that he considered his brothers and sisters fucking died like that day.

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And he didn't. Yeah, but how you're like you think like, oh, yeah, like he knew for what reason? How did he know? Why would they want a fucking video of it hitting the first tower? The dude was going on a ride along these people all want their own lives. They are fucking crisis actors, Casey. Yeah, they want a video so they can prove that the plane actually flew into the World Trade Center. That's so they had a fucking camera crew on it.

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Casey, you're out of control. If you fucking hear a jet fucking flying above your head, it's not a small jet. This is a commercial fucking jet flying at the World Trade Center. And your critique is that he pointed at the building first. Well, yeah, you see that this massive fucking jet is about to hit the building. You're going to put the fucking camera on the fucking building. That's not a conspiracy theory. That guy fucking walked in there. He probably got cancer for the rest of his life.

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Lost everybody that was in his family, the people he loves and cares about. And you come on here. He's still alive. I know he is. I'm saying everybody else fucking 343 people first responders died that day. Well, he didn't care because he didn't know them. He was not a crisis actor.

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Casey is a battalion chief in the FDNY. Oh my God. He worked there for years beforehand. Oh my fucking God, Casey. The weed has fucking ruined you. Casey, Casey, Casey, Casey. Remember when you were actually a smart human being? Remember? No, you're not. Remember? Remember when you actually, you know, had brain cells and you actually, you know, made good points and you were a communist and shit. Remember, you know, when you were a communist? Yeah.

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Yeah. Oh, fuck communism. Oh yeah. We hate it here. We hate the communists. So, Ali Mac's going to be gone for a while again. Probably. I got school. So that's going to be fun. Yeah. I'm going to try to still make it on. I'm just assuming Thursday nights are probably going to suck for me, but I might be able to make it work. I really don't know until school starts.

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Drungus. Drungus. Oh God. I kind of want to try one of these now. They're not as bad. They're, they're, they're like the, they're stronger. They're stronger than the original, like break capsules, but they're not as, they're not as bad.

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So you see the picture I sent of the, the flag was flying upside down at the Capitol building today.

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Somebody fucking hung the flag upside down. Was that like a military thing? Cause they would have got reamed out for that.

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It depends. I don't know who actually raises the flag at the Capitol, but can you imagine how much trouble that guy is in? How do you fuck that up? It was like a political statement. Maybe it was like a disgruntled worker and upside down American flag in military senses means that you are in grave danger.

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And it's like a, it's like a, it's like a help me sign. Yeah. Like if you're in like, yeah, if you're in a combat zone and you have an American flag and you need to get like extracted, you can raise up the American flag upside down and every single military personnel around.

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If they see an upside down American flag, they know that that's like a sign of like help. Yeah. Actually I'll look up the full on definition of it. You never see a raging on some machine when they got banned for hanging the flags upside down on SNL. They got banned off SNL.

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I mean, yeah, don't probably shouldn't do that. And fucking they knew that though. They fucking, the crew took them down on SNL and right before the show, they put them back up.

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Then they, they went on somebody else's show and they said that they couldn't drop the F bomb when they said killing in the name of, oh yeah, yeah, sure. And then the fucking show anyways. Fuck you, don't you tell me.

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As per US flag code, the US flag flown upside down to single distress in times of extreme danger to property or life.

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That's fucking wild.

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And like in the military, especially if you fly it upside down, that's like showing like there's like that's like showing like you have like like 60% of your squad is like either dead or like it critically injured and you need like X fill immediate fucking threat level midnight.

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Yeah, I'm gonna fucking hang my American flag upside down outside of my house and see if like somebody calls God bless.

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Not actually gonna do that. You see God bless. Yeah, I fucking one of my family members actually has a Confederate flag flying from their house.

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Like a full on Confederate flag. Yeah.

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Do you know that's not actually a real Confederate flag, the ones that we we associate with the Confederacy. No, that's not the actual flag because that's actually considered the Virginia battle flag.

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It's the one that we flew when he was when he was going into battle. The actual Confederate flag is a what it looks almost like Texas.

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Real Confederate flag. I reinstalled one of the teddy bears eyes.

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Fucking horrifying.

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One I so it was three stripes. This is actually how the real Confederacy flag looked.

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Oh, so that's how they. So that's how the actual Confederate flag looked looks like.

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Why is flag or something? But if you look at this one, this one was the battle flag of the Confederacy.

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So the fucking battle flag. So every country has a battle flag.

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Most of the time, even America has battle flag.

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The Army battle flag is it's got an eagle on it holding like the it's like, you know, the eagle that's on like the thing with the arrows and fucking what's the other thing in his hand like he has arrows and something.

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The national seal. Yeah, but it says like United States Army, like whatever.

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But we have we have battle flags for for our different branches.

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But like like our our flag, the American flag has become our battle flag, too, because that's just kind of what we do.

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Like it just the the the standard American flag has been associated with the United States military for so long.

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That's become our actual thing is OK to hang up the Confederate flag and have like statues of Lee and shit.

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I think it's OK. I don't think that it is history.

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It's I don't think it should be like banned to to own a Confederate flag.

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Yeah, but you can't fucking pretty fucking suck fucking not having the statue of a swastika up in Germany.

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Yeah, but that's that's a little bit.

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I hate to say that different because they genocide six.

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Yeah. And the South was fighting for slavery.

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Yes, but they didn't genocide six million enslaved millions of people.

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Slavery was like only one of the minor issues that they were fighting about at that point.

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It wasn't like the fucking. So I know a lot about the Civil War a lot.

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It was one of my favorite things to like.

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Today on Flag Theory, we have Dr. Tyler Langis.

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But I I researched a lot about the Civil War because my grandfather is actually Robert E. Lee.

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Fun fact, your grandfather, your grandfather is not Robert E. Lee.

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My great great whatever fucking I am a direct direct line from Lee General fucking Lee.

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So I wanted to I wanted to I wanted to look into it because I wanted to figure out what the fuck was going on there.

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I actually I actually got to take a tour of the of the Arlington Mansion because I was blood related to him.

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Fuck. They let me do a full on tour of it, which is pretty cool.

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But the the whole thing with I I know Lee's story a lot better than the rest of generals in the South.

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But just a quick rundown, Lee was originally selected by Abraham Lincoln to be the general of the the Union Army.

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He was he was Lincoln's first choice out of anybody.

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He was like he talked to Lee. So he came to he came down to Lee came up to D.C.

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So he literally went to the White House. It was like, you know, on a horse, it was like an hour ride to D.C. from Arlington.

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So he went to the White House, met with met with Abraham Lincoln.

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So when he when he met with Abraham Lincoln, he he talked to Lincoln was like, hey, we want you to be the general of the of the entire armed forces of the Union Army.

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And he goes, I'm going to he Lee goes, he sat there and they said this this meeting took hours because he was deliberating on whether he wanted to fight against his neighbors of Virginia or fight for his country.

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So what? Yeah, that's like an actual. Why just not fight at all?

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Lee was the val Victorian at West Point for like the year before.

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Lee was one of the most respected generals in the entire armed forces at that point.

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Lee is also still respected as one of the greatest tacticians that America has ever had.

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He's on the wrong side of history. He was on the wrong side of history.

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But he after the meeting with with Lincoln, he goes, I apologize, Mr. President, but I can't fight against my home home state of Virginia.

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And then Abraham Lincoln, instead of just arresting him right there because he had full right to arrest them right there.

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Shoot him dead. But he had so much respect for Lee, he let him go back and he goes, I I'm sorry that it ended up this way.

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But he goes like like Lincoln goes after this war, I hope that we can have a different conversation about this.

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What fucking happened to him in the end? So I'll do a little bit more and then I'll tell you what happened afterwards.

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So Lee was talking and Lee decided to go with with the South because he didn't want to fight against West Virginia.

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So no, listen, listen, this is this is this is like the thing that like I'm like I looked at it and I'm like, that'd be just a real shitty situation in general.

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Because let's just let's just picture this. OK, America goes to another civil war.

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All right. And you have to choose. Are you going to fight against your neighbors in New York or are you going to fight for the are you going to fight for the country?

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Like if New York split off and like let's just say the South was the one that had the federal government in it this time.

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Well, yeah, if you live in New York, I guess you would have to like make a decision.

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That's what Lee did instead of instead of because he's like, I don't want to fight against my neighbors because back then like your communities were more.

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Like important to you than the country as a whole, because think about there wasn't Internet.

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There wasn't anything like you're the people that you talk to, the people that you knew were your neighbors.

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They were the people in your community. And Lee did not want to have to fight against his own fucking neighbors and his own family members and shit.

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He's like and like he was deliberating over this tough spot. Yeah.

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So he's deliberating over this. He's like, I want to help the union with this.

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But I don't want to kill my neighbors and I don't want to kill my family members because all his family members were in Virginia and every single one of the one of his family members was fighting for the Confederacy.

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They own slaves. I thought they did. Lee owned six slaves and it's been it's been proven throughout history and shit that Lee was rather kind to his slaves.

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He also said great man followed his footsteps. Tyler, you kind of your slaves.

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What a guy. What a guy.

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We also he released all his slaves.

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But during the fucking had to give it about it.

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He did lose the war. The reason why I didn't have much to say in that one.

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The craziest thing that we did, though, because during the war, Lee would make entire battalions of Confederates just disappear and reappear like the next day.

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And people did not know how he did it for years.

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So apparently what Lee did and this is teleporters. This was a this was like an insane like tactic that wasn't even thought about back then.

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Lee would make it train his horses where he would like all the horses.

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He would send them off at night to just like gallop out into the thing.

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And in the morning time, the horses would come back to like like help them.

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But instead of like setting up camp and like putting fires everywhere and shit, they'd cover themselves with leaves for the entire night.

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So even if the Union soldiers went by, they wouldn't be able to fucking see him.

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So he would do that shit. But in the end of the war, actually, I'll talk about Gettysburg a little bit.

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I was watching that movie. So Gettysburg was the North.

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They had like a unit in Gettysburg. The North had a unit in Gettysburg.

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There was only like 100 guys. And then like the entire fucking Confederate Army showed up.

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Yeah, like, oh, fuck.

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Oh, no. Fuck.

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We are so fucked right now.

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So Lee and his battalion and like a bunch of the other Southern battalions were going up to D.C.

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That was like the like if you topple the king, you win the war type thing, you know?

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And Gettysburg is relatively close to D.C. I don't know if you guys have ever been to Gettysburg or Washington, D.C.

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Like they're relatively close to each other.

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But Lee and his battalion ended up fucking showing up and they're like, oh, fuck, the Union's here.

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And the Union's like, oh, fuck, the Confederacy's here.

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And then they both like, I guess we got to kill each other now.

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So they start shooting each other and shit. And then the Union guys send word to D.C. that, oh, fuck, there's a shit ton of Confederates in Gettysburg.

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So the next day, a shit ton of Union guys came in and a whole bunch of the Confederate guys sent fucking word back down south.

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Like, hey, guys, there's a big there's big shit going down in Gettysburg.

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So they said so that they all just converged on Gettysburg.

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There was this battle that never should have walked there.

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They walked and they were on horseback.

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So they're all walking to Gettysburg and they all just started fighting.

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You should know days ahead of time that you were walking into a battle that's most likely going to get you.

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I don't get it. Like you're walking from like South Carolina to Pennsylvania.

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That doesn't make any sense.

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There's there's way more Confederates.

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Like, that's the thing. Like there was way more Confederates at first.

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But because they were deep into like the northern territory almost because they were in Pennsylvania.

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They had a whole bunch of northern battalions that were super close to Gettysburg.

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So that's why they all got sent down to Gettysburg.

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So they all start fucking murdering each other and shit.

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And at the worst possible time, Lee gets dysentery.

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So he's in the fucking woods, shitting his brains out while giving orders to people to go out to do shit.

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So the entire time, Lee didn't see the battlefield at all at Gettysburg.

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And he's just getting reports back from fucking retards coming in.

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There's a lot of dead people out that way, man.

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And Lee's like, Lee's like, OK, do do this.

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And they're like, OK, sir, we're going to go out and do that.

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All right. Let the fuck up. I must get ten fur.

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So Lee was fucking in the woods, fucking shitting his brains out the entire battle of Gettysburg.

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And people say if Lee did not have dysentery that day, Lee actually would have been like they would have.

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The South would have won Gettysburg because because Lee couldn't see the battlefield at all.

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He was just fucking getting retarded fucking Intel.

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And he kept on being like, all right, do this.

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And they're like, took a shit on the battlefield. Yeah.

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Yeah. Why the fuck? Get the fuck up there, bro.

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So they did that. The South lost Gettysburg handily because, you know, the Southern Army was a bunch of fucking farmers that didn't really have training.

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Also, another fucking people died in Gettysburg. Let's look at it.

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It was a shitload of fucking people. Yeah.

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That was just that battle must have been a fucking meat grinder.

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You got fucking lucky strikes, bro. Yeah.

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You mind if I enjoy one of those? Union.

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23,000 Union. 50,000 casualties.

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28,000 Confederate. So, yeah, over 50,000. Casey, can I?

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Yeah. What a man. So just like a bunch of dudes were like, Gettysburg wasn't even supposed to happen.

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They just were like, oh, fuck, that's a lot of dudes.

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Yeah, I bet that's when a panic disorder was discovered.

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When you're just a union guy and you look out your fucking window in the early morning and you're just like, well, this is going to be a bad day.

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They're like cooking something over the fire like doing like the straight razor shaves and they see a sea of gray uniforms.

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They'd be like, oh, fuck, just having their fucking Saturday breakfast, fucking making some eggs and bacon.

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Look out the window. Oh, God damn it. We're going to die.

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Soldiers in the front row were like, oh, fuck, because when do you want to be in the back?

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So Civil War Warfare was actually different than the Revolutionary War Warfare because of the because of the American Revolution.

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They realized how fucking stupid that was. So like the Americans were actually like the British came over.

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All right, everybody stand up.

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SOTY PACES APART! OK, LOAD! FIRE!

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And they're so fucking inaccurate. There's just bullets going everywhere.

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We're firing little fucking lead bullets just fucking powerful enough to like get into your skin and stay there.

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It was the most barbaric fucking thing. Like, aw, something about duels.

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Yeah. Can you imagine that you just fucking lose a hand to poker?

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You're like, oh, there's nothing out here in the central United States.

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I have nothing to live for. We're going to fucking fight to the death over this hand.

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You motherfucker. Get out here. This twenty dollars is my last straw.

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Fuck you, bro.

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Andrew Jackson shot a whole bunch of people in the White House lawn dueling.

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It's fucking insane. But back to the tactics thing.

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So the Americans during the American Revolution, the Native Americans were looking at like the battles that were happening.

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And they're like, what the fuck are you guys doing?

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And they're like, we're doing honorable battle. We're going to stand here and they're going to stand there and we're going to shoot each other.

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And then the Native Americans were like, it's a gentleman's conflict right there.

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Such a dislike men. Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes.

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Skippity dee.

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So then the Native Americans were like, hey, how about you, you know, hide, hide his cover.

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And they're like, what's that? Imagine getting shot by a fucking cannon.

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Just think about that for a second. You just have a fucking cannonball go through you.

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Imagine you're shot by a fucking Native American arrow through your heart.

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Oh, my God. You just hear the depictions of like the injuries that people had.

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And there was no if you got shot, you were dead.

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You're going to die anyway. There's nothing to prevent the infection or anything.

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The Confederates actually found sanitary surgery. That's actually a fact.

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But back to the back to what I was saying with that, I know we keep getting sidetracked, but this is actually pretty interesting.

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So the Native Americans like, hey, how about you, you know, like hide in bushes and shit and just ambush people like that's not gentlemanly.

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Like, no, you should do that.

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They were essentially just speeding up the process from trench warfare at that point.

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I mean, it's not like you can really do all that much if you show up and you're in a massive fucking field.

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Like there is no cover to speak of. You're just kind of going to light each other up until some side runs out of people.

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So they were doing that shit.

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And then Americans started hiding in like trees and shit.

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And they were hiding in like bushes.

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And then like when the British people would like fucking walk through, they just fucking murk them all because they were like, whatever.

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So the Americans, then the British went back to like these fucking filthy savages.

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They are doing this. They're not doing gentlemanly conflict.

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So war wrong.

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So then fast forward to the Civil War, they started using like actual cover and like, you know, different shit.

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So it wasn't like a bunch of dudes lined up in a fucking row just shooting each other like it was back in the Revolutionary War.

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But it's just wild.

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You fucking walk six days to fucking go to a battle that you know is bad.

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You know, you're not going to make it.

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And you're just like, oh, fuck the battle of Gettysburg only lasted three days.

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So they that's just a ridiculous like you really can't wrap your head around how much of a loss of life.

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But you know what the funniest part is that it would last three days at the end of every day when the sun went down.

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They're like, all right, we'll come back tomorrow.

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And they would camp out waiting for the next battle in the morning.

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So it's like, all right, fuckers, we'll see you tomorrow.

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And I'm going to kill you tomorrow specifically.

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Clocking in and out like it's a nine to five clocking out a war today.

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All right. You can show us at a service for the night.

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See you at zero six hundred.

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Like just like the respect you had to have for the other side being just like, all right, it's dark outside.

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We can't do this now.

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And no pulling hair.

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But you'd like, all right, assholes tomorrow, we'll be back. Right. And they all look at each other like, all right, tomorrow.

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Yep. All right.

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We're going to go back. We're going to camp out and I'm going to fucking kill you tomorrow.

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Your ass is grass in the morning.

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In the morning. It's dark out.

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It's just let's eat some dinner boys.

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Mom says to go home.

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Yeah, we're not savages.

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The fucking lights are out.

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It's fucking bedtime.

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It's fucking bedtime.

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So what happened to leave?

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All right. Yeah.

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So further on with that.

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So also just another sidetrack.

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Another reason why the confederate the the Confederates were at such a disadvantage was because the North had repeating rifles, which the South didn't even fucking know existed.

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No, they had repeaters like lever action repeaters.

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So they would be like, what the fuck did they have?

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Because instead of having going, all right, fucking push down the fucking.

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What the fuck?

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Megaton large format smelling salt from a time from atomic ride out twice the punch.

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Oh, my God.

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No, don't need the punch.

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So so they lose the war at the end again.

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I just I got to imagine what twice the punch would be because this already feels like human consumption.

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No, you can't double that, man.

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That shit is poison.

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You can't.

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So they lose the war at the end of the war.

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Lee goes to grant in.

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They actually have the table and chairs that they used at the Smithsonian, which is really cool.

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But they signed the treaty Lee and Lee and Grant shook hands.

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The war was over.

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So let's fast forward in time.

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They they confiscate, they confiscate Lisa State and they make it a fucking cemetery for the North, which is kind of fucked.

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We're tearing your home down and replacing it with people that you helped kill.

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They kept his house, but they just put a whole bunch of Union soldiers around his house buried.

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Yeah, I don't think you can sleep in that house anymore.

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If you have any beliefs of the paranormal whatsoever, these are the guys that you killed.

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Yeah, you're not going to be living a happy life.

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So Lee moved out of there.

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I would fucking assume he would.

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So they did that.

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Lincoln was assassinated.

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Then there was the next election.

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Grant became the president and Grant just wanted Lee to go to the White House with him like once.

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And they're like and like he kept on like sending letters to Lee.

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He kept on doing this and Lee's like, OK, like I'll go down as long as I can do.

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Exhumed all the fucking Union soldiers graves next to my house.

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But he goes, he goes, OK.

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And like he goes, I'll only go down if like one of my other generals could come down with me.

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And he's like, OK, that's fucking fine.

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So he went in, they had like a small conversation and like it was like a big deal that like the South's like made like main general was talking to the president like type thing.

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It was like kind of like a like a healing type thing that they're trying to do.

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Yeah. So you're doing that and they're like, oh, OK.

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And then Lee ended up dying in.

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I forgot what year it was, but before Lee died, he he put on his United States military uniform into the Confederate uniform.

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Yes. No, because it showed that he didn't like he like regretted like having to do that.

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And he wanted to be buried and he's in his United States Army uniform instead of a Confederate uniform.

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So 1870. Yeah.

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But he wore his he wore his Union uniform or not union, but United States uniform instead of wearing this Confederate uniform, which, you know, it's a kind of like book into that being like, OK, he saw like the era.

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Of his of his ways he wanted to be buried in his actual least.

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He was always nice to his slaves.

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Little too late. I was kind of like this.

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I want to show Man in the High Castle.

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You see that? Yeah, I have.

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It's an interesting series. Yeah.

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Like the Nazis taking over America. One World War Two.

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They have like Nazis, Nazi Americans.

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It's just weird to hear the American Nazis.

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Well, I guess they still have this.

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Do you ever watch or do you ever play Wolfenstein?

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Yes. Great game.

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I love the fucking did you ever like the part where like the dude like Blasco, it's a good one.

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Like when you're going to like the city and like the KKK guys are like walking with the Nazis.

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They're like, they're like, now I don't I don't know too much of that German.

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What? And he's just like, you have to work on your German, my friends, because you have to work on your German.

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Listen, you have to work on your German, because if you don't, then the Fugger will be upset with you.

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And he's like, I'm sorry, sir. I don't I will.

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I don't. Don't.

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Don't. Yes.

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And the German guy goes, your accent is fucking terrible.

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And like he was walking back.

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There's these dudes with fucking KKK fucking shit.

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And the Nazis are like walking next to him and like fucking like Super Soldier outfits.

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It's so fucking funny.

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That game was fucking wild.

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I love that game. That game was fun as hell.

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It was brutal, though, too.

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Like the main character just gets her fucking head cut off.

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Yeah. One of the main characters. Yeah.

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Yeah. And your guys paralyzed.

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So he has to use like a super suit in order to do shit.

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Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.

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Robert Lee's father was named Wild Horse Lee.

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Henry Light Horse Harry Lee.

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Yeah.

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From the American Revolution.

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Fucking rolly fingers.

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Loved all the bold baseball players. Pee Wee Herman.

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From Neuro Virginia. Yeah. Yeah.

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God, we got to get back to the crazy naming like that.

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Fucking catfish hunter.

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Fucking naming my kid catfish.

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Fuck that.

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Catfish.

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And he's on a fucking dating app.

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He's like, I'm not a catfish. I promise.

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It's just my name.

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Like my parents fucked me on this app.

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Fuck.

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I'm looking at your ancestors, Tyler.

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That's cool.

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Henry Lee the second.

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He's from Virginia.

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I'm actually related to Genghis Khan too.

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We're all are.

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I know pretty much.

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I saw one of my ancestors I found out was on the Mayflower.

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So it was one of mine. Yeah.

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A lot of people have ancestors on the Mayflower.

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Dude, I wonder if our ancestors like talked to each other on the Mayflower.

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That would be really funny.

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This dude who was my ancestor, he like got abandoned.

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He got like banished to like an island.

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And like survived for like two years on like fish and shit.

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That's awesome.

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And then came back to America and was like, what the fuck guys?

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How the fuck does that happen?

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Just imagine like fucking 200 plus years ago.

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You just have our ancestors doing an autistic fucking like conversation thing.

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In a fucking boat on the way over.

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Instead of having an untitled podcast.

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And it's like, hello Scotty Wag. It's me.

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Mr. O'Neil.

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And this is my friend.

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My semi co-host.

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Mr. Lee.

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Mr. Alibeck.

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Mr. Dainey unfortunately passed away from scurvy yesterday.

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He will not be joining us.

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So gentlemen, what do we have to talk about today?

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This is Edward Alibeck the third.

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How about those natives? Quite scum, are they?

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No, they didn't even know about natives at that point.

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Yeah. They had to get there first.

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I also love like the people who came over on the Mayflower were like,

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Fuck. This is cold.

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They're like, oh shit. What do we have to eat here?

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Well, people are on the table, I guess.

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I can see my menu expanding.

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What's the consensus?

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Is it wrong to have Confederate flags flying?

396
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:37,000
Because they used to have that shit in the Virginia or South Carolina state capitol, right?

397
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:41,000
I think I think that you should be able to fly them because of free speech.

398
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:45,000
But you're kind of a douchebag if you are flying it because what it represents isn't.

399
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:51,000
So what about what about like in like a like a historical like reenactment sense?

400
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000
Oh, absolutely. Yeah, of course.

401
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,000
It's part of history. Yeah.

402
00:36:54,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Because the same reason why I don't think that they should tear the statues down or anything like it's part of history,

403
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,000
whether we like it or not.

404
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
That shit did happen.

405
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:06,000
But this year is the anniversary of Gettysburg, right?

406
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
And history is also written by the.

407
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,000
I know I know it was like the hundred and sixty this year.

408
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,000
Oh, yeah.

409
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:17,000
It was one hundred and fiftieth a couple of years, like ten years ago, apparently.

410
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000
But history is written by the victor, though.

411
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Like if the Confederacy won, we'd be singing a different tune about fucking people flying American flags.

412
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Do you think if the Confederacy won, do you think we would have gotten back together eventually?

413
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:34,000
Like what do you think the parents would say divorced?

414
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
I think it would be the same way it is now here.

415
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,000
I feel like North and South Korea could be.

416
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:44,000
But then we won't be able to fucking Disney World.

417
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
You could still go.

418
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000
Like, do you think you'd have to get like a passport to go to the Confederacy?

419
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,000
I don't know if your enhanced license is going to help you there.

420
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,000
You can't go to fucking North Korea.

421
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000
South Korea.

422
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,000
Yeah.

423
00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:02,000
There's like a DMZ zone like fucking in between.

424
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Yeah, yes, there is.

425
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,000
You know, is North Korea fucked?

426
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000
Side side side plot there.

427
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:13,000
I love how they build these fucking massive like the biggest stadium in the world is there.

428
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,000
Yeah, we talked about.

429
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:22,000
They have the May Day Stadium there and it just gets used like once a year for like a celebration of the ruler of North Korea.

430
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,000
And that's really it.

431
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,000
They got nothing else to do there.

432
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:30,000
It was the Olympics the one year to look like a ghost town there.

433
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,000
I heard in like Pyongyang. Yeah, it's a fucking.

434
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Yeah, it's one of like the most.

435
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Yeah, and it's like the infrastructure there was actually like very of its time when it was made.

436
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:49,000
But it's just never been used because that's just the way North Korea is.

437
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
But it's not OK.

438
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Yeah.

439
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,000
But because I was a I was a Civil War reenactor for a couple of years.

440
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:01,000
You should go do the 160th anniversary at Gettysburg.

441
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:09,000
I actually still I still have my my my certification for for being a reenactor reenactor.

442
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:16,000
And I have a I have a certification to fire a cannon to so because the certification for.

443
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,000
Yeah, you do.

444
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:24,000
So for the for the can't have any they can't just have any Jim O'Glite in the fuse on that.

445
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:30,000
Yeah. But for that, like like I could go down to Gettysburg with my my unit

446
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:33,000
and then to be like, oh, cool. You're with this unit.

447
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,000
You can go over with like these guys and like hang out because I did.

448
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:41,000
I did a whole bunch of like reenactments when I was younger.

449
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:44,000
I I did both sides. I wasn't just a Confederate.

450
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,000
I was I was union and Confederate. So, oh, yeah, dude.

451
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:51,000
I had like a huge bucket.

452
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,000
Welcome to Untitled Podcast. Welcome.

453
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:59,000
Welcome. Join today by Dr. Dan Dungerson.

454
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:04,000
We've been talking about the Civil War.

455
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:07,000
What about it? Mostly Lee.

456
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Oh, that's a new brand new bottle right there.

457
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
Yeah, this is brand new. Is it? Yeah.

458
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Oh, let's see. Oh, my God.

459
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:29,000
That's so much worse, isn't it?

460
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000
Never gets easier.

461
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
I can't believe you just went straight for it like that.

462
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:37,000
I don't think my brain would let me do that.

463
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:41,000
Oh, dude, if I if I like stopped and thought about it, I would I would do one of these.

464
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,000
I do a little. That's what I've been doing.

465
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,000
I can't but you just went straight for it.

466
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:53,000
Yeah, I know. Get in there, Casey, so about the fucking Civil War, man.

467
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:56,000
We've been talking about Gettysburg.

468
00:40:56,000 --> 00:41:01,000
We're talking about how, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

469
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:04,000
There we go.

470
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:09,000
Casey just got shot in the face by his.

471
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:16,840
So our friend Tyler here is related to Robert Lee. Robert E. Lee. Oh yeah. Allegedly.

472
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:26,640
But we were talking about how I was a reenactor for a good period of time.

473
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:31,840
You were? Yeah. Really? Yeah. I still have the uniforms and shit. I can bring them down if you want.

474
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:35,840
Like I have a Union uniform and I have a Confederate uniform that I have. No shit.

475
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:41,840
So the unit that I was with was a battery which is basically artillery.

476
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:47,840
So this is actually a really cool interesting fact if anybody even fucking cares.

477
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:58,840
But the Union and the Confederacy had colors that were like piping through their uniforms so you could tell which unit they were in.

478
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:05,840
So the Confederate and Union, actually they were all the same coloring just like on different uniforms.

479
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:21,840
So artillery was red. Just like a red color. So if you saw a dude in the Civil War wearing a gray coat or a blue coat with red piping in it or red inlays and stuff,

480
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:26,840
they were a canoneer. So they were the dudes that did the cannons.

481
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:35,840
If you saw a dude wearing light blue, like a light baby blue on their, what the fuck do you call these? Cuffs.

482
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:45,840
On their cuffs and on their collars. That was infantry. If you saw black piping and shit, they were a medic.

483
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:50,840
There was a couple, oh, yellow was cavalry. If you had yellow around your shit, you were a cavalry.

484
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:58,840
So like all of them had different shit. And also, if you ever seen like the old Civil War movies where they have like the hats with like the different symbols on their hat.

485
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:08,840
If you have cross cannons, obviously that's an artillery guy. If you had a trumpet, like a trombone on the top of your head, you were infantry.

486
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:22,840
If you had cross swords, you were the fucking cavalry. And if you had a caduceus on there, you were a medic. So that's actually a pretty interesting.

487
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:30,840
They use it that far back. Thank you, Tyler Lungeson. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, they use the caduceus. They've used the caduceus since like ancient Greece.

488
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:40,840
Caduceus. I thought it was the caduceus. No, it's caduceus. Wait, what was that fucking, what was the name? I'm sure. Yeah, I'm positive.

489
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:49,840
Alright, I'll fucking, I'll do the thing and be like, alright, let's fucking see here. When we smoked weed when we were kids, we blew them through the toilet paper, filled the dryer sheets.

490
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:56,840
That thing was called a spleuf, right? Caduceus. A spleuf? No, that's a joint. No, dude, you're not listening to me.

491
00:43:56,840 --> 00:44:04,840
It was the toilet paper roll that you jammed dryer sheets into so you wouldn't get the smell of the weed. What the fuck are you talking about? This was common.

492
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:10,840
I didn't even smoke and I know what he's talking about. It's a spleuf. Alright, I got it. I think that's the name of it. I got it.

493
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:25,840
Caduceus. Oh, wow. That was impressive. Oh yeah, I had those. Could I wear those for band? Yeah, the... Oh no, the caduceus. Those are the things for EMS.

494
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:31,840
Oh yeah. But he's right. It's not pronounced like that. Caduceus, yeah. No, caduceus. Caduceus.

495
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:40,840
So there's actually two medical things. We actually have the rot of a feces, I think, in the star life, which is different than the rot of Hermes, which is caduceus.

496
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:53,840
Fucking caduceus. Like hospitals, nurses, and the Army Medical Corps have the caduceus and the rot of a feces is EMS and modern day...

497
00:44:53,840 --> 00:45:01,840
Doctors. Like fuck EMS. No, no, it's not doctors. Doctors is caduceus. It's actually, like if you look it up, it's the wrong... It's the wrong thing.

498
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:11,840
It's the wrong thing, yeah. The doctors... We have the right thing in ours. The rot of a feces is what actual medicine is and the caduceus is not... it's about like... but the thing was...

499
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:18,840
It's actually something kind of bad. I love how with some, the snakes are smiling and then with others, it's just a really sad snake.

500
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:23,840
There's no real determination of whether it should be smiling or frowning or just a straight line.

501
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:31,840
The one in the rig where we worked, it's like angry. Yeah, it's angry, yeah. And it's got a red LED behind it.

502
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:40,840
Oh yeah, an 85. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I always loved that thing. Yeah, but we had... but the caduceus is actually a symbol of Hermes.

503
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:50,840
We'll come back to that real quick. It's a symbol of Hermes and Hermes would go down to the underworld and might be able to send messages back, but he would never die because he had the rot of Hermes.

504
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:59,840
So that's why it got associated with being able to fight against death because he was able to go down and back. So they kind of just encompass that into...

505
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:12,840
It's not a symbol of medicine, but it's a symbol of warding off death type thing. So that's why that was a thing, but the rot of a feces is the actual medical thing. It's a healing rod.

506
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:24,840
Yeah, if you ever see the EMS Star of Life on anything, you'll see it on a lot of medical stuff, right? Even medications and stuff. That's actually owned by the National Registry.

507
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:33,840
Really? EMTs. Yeah. Yep, it's not. So they have to give it to somebody to be able to use it. No shit. You have to get the National Registry's authorization.

508
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:40,840
So the Star of Life is just owned by the National Registry? Yep, it's owned by the National Registry.

509
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:53,840
So are we trademark infringing when we wear our uniforms and shit? No, no, no, no. You're definitely allowed to use it in the context of EMS, but they could, if they wanted to, they could be like, oh, you're not allowed to...

510
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:59,840
You're not allowed to use that. So because I have a couple of shit with a Star of Life on it. So you would fucking cease and desist.

511
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:10,840
If you see it in other countries, they don't have authorization to use it. It's kind of like a gentleman's agreement. If it's a medical thing, you can use it type thing. Right, right.

512
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:21,840
Because I have a couple things with a Star of Life on them because that's just what we're given at jobs and shit. The special gifts that we're given is a hoodie with a Star of Life on it.

513
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:33,840
Just generic. Yeah, yeah. And fucking almost EMS week. Yeah, almost EMS week too. I think it's next week. Yeah, if you need an appreciation week for your profession, you're underpaid.

514
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:39,840
I got a fucking bag with chapstick and shit in it.

515
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:52,840
Back to the Star of Life real quick. In Grand Theft Auto, San Andreas, on the ambulance, if you look close, nobody would ever work that close unless you worked in EMS.

516
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:56,840
But the snake on the staff is a sperm cell.

517
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:00,840
That's hilarious.

518
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,840
I love driving the ambulance in GTA 5.

519
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,840
I know, and then running people over with it.

520
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,840
It's just cathartic.

521
00:48:10,840 --> 00:48:14,840
It's what you want to do when you're at work, but you can't let the interesting thoughts win.

522
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:19,840
This is what we were given in October, so we have like the fucking... Oh, that's dope. Yeah.

523
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:25,840
Did you guys just do the Go Green thing too? Yeah, I have a Go Green one too, but I wear that at work currently. Yeah.

524
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:29,840
At the end of the month, it's just going to be like a standard like thing.

525
00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:36,840
So you can continue to wear that shirt if you want to afterwards? You can't now. That's what I'm sad about.

526
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:40,840
Because at the end of the month, I can't wear just a fucking t-shirt and a sweater.

527
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:44,840
God forbid we're fucking comfortable.

528
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,840
I can't have that.

529
00:48:46,840 --> 00:48:50,840
Because like the thing is, like...

530
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,840
I wear a button up with my shined boots. Yeah, that makes sense. Fucking stupid.

531
00:48:54,840 --> 00:49:01,840
But like they did this thing where they're like, okay, you can wear... Fuck, sorry.

532
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:07,840
You can wear the t-shirt and you can wear a sweater, but you can't wear a hoodie.

533
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:11,840
And like it's the same branding hoodie with like all the Go Green shit on it.

534
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:15,840
But the hoodie, they're like, yeah, you can't wear it. It's unprofessional.

535
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:20,840
I think the hoodie looks better than a fucking sweater. Like more professional than a fucking sweater.

536
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:25,840
Because they're like, like a sweater, I look like a fucking nerd.

537
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:29,840
Fucking in fucking town. I like going to go to math class. Fucking shit.

538
00:49:29,840 --> 00:49:32,840
Like in a hoodie, you look like you're actually like doing shit.

539
00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:34,840
You look like a fireman. You look unprofessional.

540
00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:38,840
I'm so mad that our previous employer... Well, yours did come in. The combat sweater.

541
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:42,840
I did, yeah. And they charged me and I never got mine.

542
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:44,840
You never got the combat sweater? Yeah, I never got it.

543
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:49,840
I sent like seven emails to that stupid bitch that fucking does it too.

544
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:54,840
I'm not going to drop her name or anything. Why not?

545
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:59,840
I have the combat sweater in my fucking trunk still.

546
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:05,840
That was my jam. When I first started working there, that was my shit.

547
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,840
I loved my combat. Somebody called it my old man sweater.

548
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,840
Dude, that thing has like all the old timers. Yeah, that's why we were going to wear it.

549
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:15,840
Because we have all the other fucking supervisors out there that worked on the hill.

550
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:20,840
What are you wore with the stripes? Yeah, it wasn't like... It was knitted.

551
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:24,840
It was knitted, exactly. Yeah, so I had the deep whatever you call it.

552
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,840
I wear the... I love that fucking thing.

553
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:31,840
Dude, it's fucking warm as hell too. It was warm. It's like it's got the shoulder pad and the elbow.

554
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:36,840
I fucking love that. I was such a fucking whacker.

555
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,840
And now you're like totally against it. I know.

556
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:48,840
And another previous employer, well my current employer, I wear the green jacket from the fucking 80s.

557
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:55,840
Oh, I've never seen that. Yeah, it's like this weird olive drab green.

558
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,840
And it's got the old school patch on it. Yeah.

559
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:03,840
It's the old green one. And whenever I show up, anybody who hasn't been working there for a while walks in there like,

560
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:07,840
What the fuck is that? That's history right there.

561
00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:11,840
No, because it's ancient history. It's got a fucking reflective story.

562
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:13,840
It is the most fire jacket.

563
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,840
It's like the fucking Tiger King one with the fucking leather jacket.

564
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,840
Dude, we need to bring those back. Those are fucking fire.

565
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,840
Well, I have the blue one that looks like that.

566
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:26,840
And then I have a green one that has it too. And the letters are all squared up. It's so fucking 80s.

567
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:29,840
I'm going to wear the thing after they shut down. I will.

568
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,840
Take everything.

569
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,840
When that place goes under. They gotta do a penny sale there.

570
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,840
I want the fucking vending machine, the old 80s style vending machine.

571
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:44,840
I want this fucked up, but I want the piece of the Twin Towers that they got for participating.

572
00:51:44,840 --> 00:51:50,840
Joseph Pfeiffer has one of it's hidden. It was up on the wall, but it's it's hidden in the cabinet.

573
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:54,840
I was going to say, I don't that might have already got copped.

574
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:56,840
And I don't think it's there anymore.

575
00:51:56,840 --> 00:52:05,840
I want that. I want it so bad. Do you imagine something like Twin Towers? Yeah, dude. Imagine like, Grandpappy's got something to show you.

576
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:13,840
Come in here. This is part of 9-11. You don't tell anybody about this. This is a Class A felony.

577
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,840
I stole this.

578
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,840
Wait, it's a felony to pick up pieces from the Twin Towers?

579
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:23,840
I don't know. It's dedicated to an agent squad that was there at 9-11 and you steal it.

580
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,840
I mean, it wouldn't be stealing it anymore if it's gone.

581
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:31,840
Yeah, but it has a rightful owner. It's not Dandelaney.

582
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:34,840
Somebody, something would haunt you. Yeah, for sure.

583
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:43,840
I mean, I have like in my, in my old home, old hometown, there was a big church that got torn down to get a price chopper put in.

584
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:47,840
But I have, I have like six bricks from from the church.

585
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:55,840
Like that I just have like, like I gave, I gave one brick to my, I gave one brick to like what? My dad. I gave one brick to my mom.

586
00:52:55,840 --> 00:53:01,840
I gave one brick to my aunts and uncles and I have a brick myself. But like it's- Your poor family on Christmas.

587
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:04,840
Thanks Tyler, fuck a brick.

588
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,840
Thanks you fucking Debbie Downer.

589
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:12,840
They all liked it because like we all went to that church. Like it's part of like the, like the thing. Like it's just- Oh, I see. Sentimental.

590
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:19,840
Yeah. Like it's like, it's like that was like the, like one of like the landmarks of our town that got torn down to put in a fucking supermarket.

591
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:28,840
Yeah. I love, I love, well I don't love, but it's kind of weird how many just old creepy abandoned churches there are everywhere.

592
00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:36,840
Cause so many people don't- Dude, I sent, I sent it into our fucking group chat. We could have bought a church over in, over in Uncle Sam's town.

593
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:44,840
Oh, we should have. We should have. There's some really cool fucking- And they're all like fucking awesome architecture, but they're just abandoned and rotting.

594
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:46,840
Dude, we could have made that an awesome studio.

595
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:54,840
They're fucking so creepy. They're fucking grass is unkept. There's like a homeless man living in the basement. All those fucking churches are wild.

596
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,840
Wait, should I send out a vampire? Oh my God, we gotta talk about vampires today.

597
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,840
Oh Jesus.

598
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:03,840
But we should talk about the nicotine thing that, that we were talking about earlier.

599
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,840
Transdimensional goblin vampires.

600
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,840
So cigarettes are good for you.

601
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:09,840
Oh yeah.

602
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:10,840
Alright, let's hear it.

603
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:11,840
Partially.

604
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:12,840
Partially.

605
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:19,840
I will say nicotine isn't too bad for you. It isn't that bad for you. I mean it increases your blood pressure and your heart rate.

606
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:23,840
But nicotine by itself isn't that bad for you. It's probably as bad as caffeine.

607
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,840
It's actually, it's actually neuroprotective they're finding.

608
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:27,840
It's a, it's, you know, it's a-

609
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:28,840
It's a, it's a, it's a-

610
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:31,840
Okay, so this is an actual medical study that they did.

611
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:35,840
The primary therapeutic-

612
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:37,840
I wanna present my, my brain more. Would you mind if I got another hit or two of that?

613
00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:38,840
Oh yeah.

614
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,840
I need to be neuroprotected.

615
00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:41,840
So-

616
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,840
Doctor, Doctor Dan D'Anglini told me to.

617
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:51,840
Nicotine can help increase attention and reduce hyperactivity and impulsivity.

618
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:52,840
Reduce?

619
00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:59,840
Yes, it reduces that and regulate individuals with ADHD. So if you have ADHD it's actually medic, medic, medicinal too.

620
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:03,840
Yeah, I knew a guy that used to chew. You remember, I can't, I can't say his name.

621
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:04,840
Give me a clue.

622
00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:05,840
The guy that we talk about.

623
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:06,840
Chock Tom?

624
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:08,840
The guy that we used to work with.

625
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:10,840
You might have to bleep that out.

626
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:12,840
Give me some clues about.

627
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:14,840
Are you fucking chocking my Tom right now?

628
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,840
But-

629
00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:18,840
Give me some clues about this guy.

630
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:20,840
He's got a tattoo on his chest.

631
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:21,840
Tattoos on his chest?

632
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:22,840
Yeah.

633
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:25,840
No? I'll tell you after.

634
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:27,840
What's he, what's he, oh give me his bill.

635
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,840
What's his build look like?

636
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:33,840
Uh, like you, like yours kind of muscular.

637
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:34,840
How tall?

638
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:35,840
Your height.

639
00:55:35,840 --> 00:55:37,840
Casey's saying he looks hot, Dan.

640
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,840
He's hot.

641
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:39,840
He's fucking hot.

642
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:40,840
He's got tattoos on his-

643
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:42,840
He's got two nicotine gum though.

644
00:55:42,840 --> 00:55:44,840
Like even though he never smokes.

645
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,840
Just believe it, who are we talking about?

646
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:47,840
Increasing?

647
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:49,840
You already gotta bleep Chock Tom out.

648
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:51,840
What the fuck are you saying?

649
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,840
Chock Tom, bro.

650
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,840
Increasing.

651
00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:57,840
Are you making more work for Casey?

652
00:55:57,840 --> 00:55:59,840
Am I?

653
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,840
I'm not gonna bleep that.

654
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:03,840
Alright, cut to the fucking day of hand.

655
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:05,840
Fucking chocking me.

656
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,840
But anyway, cigarettes are definitely bad for you.

657
00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:10,840
Yeah, it's the tar that probably causes cancer more than anything.

658
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:13,840
It increases cardiovascular activity through smoking.

659
00:56:13,840 --> 00:56:17,840
It may mimic the effects of stimulant medications and maybe a form of self medication.

660
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,840
Or you could just drink a cup of coffee.

661
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:20,840
Yeah.

662
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,840
Maybe Casey's not good for the cardiovascular system though.

663
00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,840
Smoking also increases testosterone.

664
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,840
Yeah, it also increases your risk of dying.

665
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:31,840
I'll explain why, because anything that increases dopamine increases testosterone.

666
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:32,840
Yep.

667
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:34,840
So they're linked.

668
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,840
They're directly, they have, what do they call that relationship?

669
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:37,840
It's not inverse.

670
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,840
Smoking also is happy, my dick would be longer.

671
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:41,840
Symbiotic.

672
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:42,840
Is that what you're telling me?

673
00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:44,840
Is it? I don't know, when they go up together.

674
00:56:44,840 --> 00:56:45,840
Yes.

675
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:46,840
Direct?

676
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:47,840
Is that what it is?

677
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:48,840
Maybe.

678
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,840
So you're saying that if I was a happier kid and I had more dopamine going through me.

679
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:54,840
Smoking also relieves stress and anxiety.

680
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:55,840
My dick would be bigger if I was a happy kid.

681
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:56,840
Yeah.

682
00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,840
Smoking helps you relax.

683
00:56:58,840 --> 00:56:59,840
Smoking helps you relax.

684
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:01,840
It also relieves stress and anxiety.

685
00:57:01,840 --> 00:57:02,840
It didn't work.

686
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,840
Well, that's why people smoke.

687
00:57:05,840 --> 00:57:07,840
I think we already knew that.

688
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:13,840
Well, no, definitely people who have ADD are way more likely to smoke cigarettes.

689
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:14,840
Yep.

690
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:15,840
It's like 10 times more likely.

691
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:16,840
Yeah, that's why I do it.

692
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,840
I mean, it's the fucking oral fixation.

693
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:19,840
I think that, I really think that's it.

694
00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:21,840
No, it's the dopamine increase.

695
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:25,840
Also, smoking also helps you lose weight.

696
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:26,840
Well, yeah.

697
00:57:26,840 --> 00:57:27,840
Yeah.

698
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:30,840
That does not ring true for vaping, though.

699
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:34,840
No, but like smoking actual nicotine and shit.

700
00:57:34,840 --> 00:57:36,840
Like with this.

701
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,840
Like a meth addict and it rots your teeth.

702
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:40,840
When you're breathing, then you're breathing out of a tube.

703
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:43,840
I use fucking nicotine pouches all the time.

704
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:48,840
And when I quit for 12 weeks, when I quit nicotine for two weeks, I gained weight.

705
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:51,840
When I quit nicotine for two weeks, I gained fucking 10 pounds.

706
00:57:51,840 --> 00:57:54,840
I was on Adderall for four months and lost 40 pounds.

707
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,840
Holy fuck.

708
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:56,840
Are you kidding me?

709
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:58,840
Yeah, that's what you're skinny.

710
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,840
What kind of, I think there's more to it though than just not eating, honestly.

711
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:03,840
No, it's really good.

712
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:04,840
It increases your metabolism.

713
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:05,840
It does.

714
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,840
It does.

715
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:11,840
But you, like I would fucking work at 24 and I wouldn't eat until I got out of work.

716
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:12,840
That's fucking crazy.

717
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:13,840
Yeah.

718
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,840
And like I wasn't hungry.

719
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:19,840
I was like, I remember I'd be like shaking with the thought of fucking eating was so

720
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:23,840
disgusting, but it was the only way that I could function when I was a dispatcher.

721
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:25,840
Cause there's so much shit going on.

722
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:31,840
And when I, with my partner, the old dude that we all know that dispatched the number

723
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:35,840
one zone, he didn't do shit when I was in there.

724
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,840
So I was running pretty much fucking everything.

725
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:41,840
And it was just like, I had to be on fucking meth.

726
00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:45,840
And I was in there to get it done and I was drinking coffee in addition to it.

727
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,840
I was fucking electric in that.

728
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:49,840
That fucks me up.

729
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:50,840
It fucked me up.

730
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:53,840
Adderall plus coffee is a bad combination.

731
00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:54,840
Adderall bang.

732
00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:55,840
That would be fucking.

733
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:56,840
I did that too.

734
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:57,840
That'd be like a four loco.

735
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,840
You guys remember my stories when I was in there.

736
00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:04,840
I would have like fucking three bangs lined up next to a cup of coffee after I just did

737
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,840
30 milligrams extended release of Adderall.

738
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:08,840
I was fucking on fire.

739
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,840
Let's have a podcast where Ali Mac does every drug at the same time.

740
00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:14,840
No, I haven't to go back.

741
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,840
So I got re-prescribed Adderall.

742
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,840
I got re-prescribed Adderall.

743
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:22,840
But now that I have undiagnosed, but I know I have it, when I have panic disorder, the

744
00:59:22,840 --> 00:59:24,840
Adderall kind of fucks with that.

745
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,840
It makes it way easier to have a panic attack.

746
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,840
So I don't, I don't really fuck with it.

747
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:33,840
And I told him to put me on like a third of what my dose used to be where I still am able

748
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:36,840
to keep control of my appetite and shit.

749
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:40,840
I probably won't lose weight this time around, but he fucking prescribed me the maximum anyways.

750
00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:44,840
And that's why like when I started taking it on a couple of the podcasts here, like I

751
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,840
was fucking through the roof.

752
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:47,840
Yeah.

753
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:49,840
I was in another plan and that was without doing caffeine or anything.

754
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,840
You lose your tolerance to it.

755
00:59:51,840 --> 00:59:57,840
But the whole, the whole way that stimulants work, including coffee is like you have, I've

756
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:01,840
explained this before, like there's boredom on one side of the spectrum.

757
01:00:01,840 --> 01:00:02,840
Stimulation is in the middle.

758
01:00:02,840 --> 01:00:06,840
You want optimal stimulation and anxiety is on the other side of the spectrum.

759
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:07,840
Yeah.

760
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:10,840
So people are confused when they take stimulants and they get anxious.

761
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:15,840
And there's like coffee's not a drug and they add that to the drug that they just took.

762
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:20,840
So now they're taking two drugs, which the whole point of these drugs is to create anxiety.

763
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:21,840
And then they smoke.

764
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,840
You're trading off anxiety for stimulation.

765
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,840
And then they smoke fucking cigarettes and that's going to push up even more.

766
01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:27,840
Yeah.

767
01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:28,840
And then people are confused.

768
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:29,840
They're like, why am I anxious?

769
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,840
And it's like, well, you just told your body to be fucking anxious.

770
01:00:32,840 --> 01:00:37,840
Like that's literally all it does is it just kind of triggers it halfway.

771
01:00:37,840 --> 01:00:39,840
It triggers your fight or flight response.

772
01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:45,840
So this is another reason why I started drinking caffeine free shit, because if I have nicotine

773
01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:48,840
and caffeine, I can start fucking spazzing the fuck out.

774
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:49,840
Yeah, dude.

775
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,840
Do you remember me a fucking when I was shit?

776
01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:56,840
I was still on, I was still on the fucking meth at that point.

777
01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,840
And I would edit that first thing.

778
01:00:59,840 --> 01:01:02,840
First thing I do every morning when I got into work there was like, all right, let's

779
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:03,840
go to Dunkin.

780
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:06,840
I'm going to get an extra large midnight black coffee iced.

781
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:07,840
Yeah.

782
01:01:07,840 --> 01:01:11,840
And I'd fucking rail that and I'd just be out there not talking to anybody on my computer.

783
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:17,840
Just fucking going like Mach 12 on whatever task I decided to do that day.

784
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,840
Dude, it's it's a legit drug.

785
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:21,840
I know I always mention speeds up aging.

786
01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:25,840
Like there's a whole lot of you're not meant to take out at all for like many years.

787
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:30,840
And they prescribe it like that is its intended usage.

788
01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:34,840
Like I know I'm going to need it for school, but I am never fucking touching it again.

789
01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,840
When I was on, you said you want to see my parents last week, right?

790
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:39,840
Yeah, I got a picture of them.

791
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,840
I can't wait to find out.

792
01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:42,840
Tyler's got a hot mom.

793
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:43,840
Oh, yeah.

794
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:44,840
Wow.

795
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:46,840
That's a nice looking couple.

796
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:47,840
Look at that.

797
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:49,840
Yeah, that's why I look so good.

798
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,840
And I totally want to bang your mom, though.

799
01:01:52,840 --> 01:01:53,840
You want a shot?

800
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:54,840
No.

801
01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:55,840
I'm like sweet.

802
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:56,840
I'm going to get you shot.

803
01:01:56,840 --> 01:01:57,840
So hungover.

804
01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:58,840
So you're not.

805
01:01:58,840 --> 01:01:59,840
That's what I am.

806
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:00,840
You have no idea.

807
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:02,840
I'm going to be hungover tomorrow.

808
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,840
Like parents look awesome.

809
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:05,840
I feel horrible, too.

810
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:09,840
Now, like with a hangover, it's like two days of just depression.

811
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:11,840
I want to give you some super vitamins.

812
01:02:11,840 --> 01:02:13,840
But you know, is it has a horn off?

813
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:14,840
No.

814
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:15,840
Now I'm still hungover.

815
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:16,840
I'm better than I was.

816
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,840
I could I couldn't get out of bed until 3 p.m. today.

817
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:20,840
Let me go get these super vitamins.

818
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:21,840
I only had 10 pints.

819
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:24,840
You want to take a break?

820
01:02:24,840 --> 01:02:25,840
We'll get some shit.

821
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:26,840
We're going to take a break.

822
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,840
And when we return, we're going to talk about what's making me mad this week.

823
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:31,840
But everybody.

824
01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:32,840
Yeah.

825
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:35,840
She took my money.

826
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:38,840
Well, I'm in need.

827
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:42,840
Yes, he's a trifling friend indeed.

828
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,840
Oh, she's a gold digger.

829
01:02:44,840 --> 01:02:47,840
Way over town.

830
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:51,840
We're going to be.

831
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:52,840
Yeah.

832
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:57,840
Welcome back to the mess with no broke.

833
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:58,840
Do the radio.

834
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:00,840
I thought Tyler was going to.

835
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:01,840
I don't know.

836
01:03:01,840 --> 01:03:04,840
Is this a clean version?

837
01:03:04,840 --> 01:03:07,840
Yeah, it is.

838
01:03:07,840 --> 01:03:09,840
We're here on episode 30.

839
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:11,840
Oh, it's 3030.

840
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:14,840
It's already 30 episodes old.

841
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:15,840
Crazy.

842
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,840
It's like 30 weeks.

843
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,840
There's a couple of weeks where we fucking didn't do any of their.

844
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:22,840
Yeah.

845
01:03:22,840 --> 01:03:23,840
Have you seen?

846
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,840
So what are you saying about Jerry Fox?

847
01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:27,840
Damn.

848
01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:32,840
So the theory is, is that Puff Daddy poisoned him.

849
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:35,840
Why would Puff Daddy finish the story?

850
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:37,840
To pop biggie shit here.

851
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:44,840
So apparently Puff Daddy has all these crazy, demonic, sexual parties, like homosexual parties.

852
01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:45,840
I can see it.

853
01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:52,840
And Jamie Foxx was getting ready to tell the world about him because he didn't want any part of that anymore.

854
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:54,840
He's like, this is gay.

855
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:56,840
She's gay.

856
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:58,840
I can't be doing this.

857
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:03,840
So apparently he was going to tell everybody about it.

858
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,840
And Puff Daddy, he did.

859
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:10,840
He poisoned him with our lithium.

860
01:04:10,840 --> 01:04:14,840
That's what that and they said that the same thing happened to Kanye.

861
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:15,840
And that's how Kanye got fucked up.

862
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:17,840
Did the Jew thing?

863
01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:19,840
Well, that came after he was poisoned.

864
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:26,840
So if Jamie Foxx starts going off the deep end, there's some things that we need to talk about.

865
01:04:26,840 --> 01:04:28,840
You see Kanye's wife or girlfriend.

866
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:30,840
She's got some massive mamajamas.

867
01:04:30,840 --> 01:04:34,840
My guy posted a picture just her wearing duct tape.

868
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:40,840
Dude, he did. He found out he was trying to cut us off.

869
01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:42,840
We got a lot.

870
01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:43,840
I can stop fucking.

871
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:45,840
Oh God, the echo is back.

872
01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,840
Does it have an echo back though?

873
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:48,840
All right.

874
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:49,840
We're back.

875
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:51,840
So can we talk about?

876
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:55,840
OK, let's talk about that and we'll circle back to satanic Hollywood.

877
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:58,840
So this.

878
01:04:58,840 --> 01:04:59,840
Did you take this?

879
01:04:59,840 --> 01:05:00,840
No, I did.

880
01:05:00,840 --> 01:05:01,840
Just take this.

881
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:04,840
Just take one.

882
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:05,840
I'll wait to see Tyler.

883
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,840
Tyler can be the guinea pig on this one.

884
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,840
This isn't anything to be worried about.

885
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:10,840
I'll tell you what this is.

886
01:05:10,840 --> 01:05:19,840
So back in I want to say it was the 30s or 40s, maybe before that.

887
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:20,840
No, it's probably about that.

888
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:21,840
It was probably about right.

889
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:27,840
The Japanese government was trying to solve a problem they were having because the Chinese eat.

890
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:32,840
The Japanese eat mostly all Asian cultures eat mostly just white rice.

891
01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:37,840
And it's delicious when you remove the whole of the rice, which is brown rice.

892
01:05:37,840 --> 01:05:38,840
Right. Rice is brown.

893
01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:39,840
And then you take the whole off.

894
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:40,840
It's white.

895
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:43,840
Then it's just the Raffinose, which is the starch that's left.

896
01:05:43,840 --> 01:05:47,840
You're missing all the other nutrients it takes to process that starch.

897
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,840
Right. And specifically vitamin B1.

898
01:05:50,840 --> 01:05:54,840
So that's why alcoholics get they have problems with B1.

899
01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,840
Alcohol inhibits vitamin B1.

900
01:05:57,840 --> 01:05:58,840
Does it?

901
01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:04,840
So alcoholics are like if you have serious alcoholism, they give you thiamine in the hospital.

902
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:06,840
Thiamine is vitamin B1.

903
01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:08,840
Thiamine and folic acid.

904
01:06:08,840 --> 01:06:09,840
Oh, that too?

905
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:10,840
Yeah.

906
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:11,840
For alcoholics?

907
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:12,840
Yeah.

908
01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:13,840
I thought they also gave you an alcohol drip.

909
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:14,840
Nope.

910
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:15,840
Not anymore.

911
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:16,840
Oh, that got taken out?

912
01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,840
No, they don't do that.

913
01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:19,840
It's just benzos.

914
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:20,840
Oh, it's benzos?

915
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:21,840
Yeah.

916
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:22,840
Add a van.

917
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:23,840
So.

918
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:24,840
Oh, really?

919
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:25,840
Add a van?

920
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:26,840
Yeah.

921
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:27,840
No shit.

922
01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:30,280
The Japanese government was trying to come up with a way to solve this problem that was

923
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:31,280
called Berry-Berry.

924
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:34,880
People are getting sick from being B1 deficient.

925
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:38,760
So this is a synthetic form of vitamin B1.

926
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:41,600
It's 25 times more potent than regular B1.

927
01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:42,600
Okay.

928
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:43,600
So this is fat soluble.

929
01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:46,400
So regular vitamin B1 is water soluble.

930
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:50,360
So you just excrete the extra in your urine.

931
01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:55,800
So this actually absorbs through the cell walls.

932
01:06:55,800 --> 01:06:57,960
And it's 25 times more potent.

933
01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:04,060
So a regular dose too of regular B1 is like 10 milligrams.

934
01:07:04,060 --> 01:07:06,280
So this is 250 milligrams.

935
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,400
So they came up with a couple.

936
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,400
Can you B1 overdose?

937
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:13,640
You probably have to take a lot of this.

938
01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:14,640
Just you, Tyler.

939
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,960
You can overdose on fat soluble vitamins.

940
01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:21,960
But I've never heard of anybody overdosing on this.

941
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:23,840
I mean, you can take a lot.

942
01:07:23,840 --> 01:07:26,120
I mean, they say start off at 650.

943
01:07:26,120 --> 01:07:31,120
So anyway, there's a couple of synthetic versions.

944
01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:34,640
One's called salbutamine that the Japanese government came up with.

945
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:35,800
This is another one of them.

946
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:37,200
And there's a couple more versions.

947
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:38,920
I don't know what the names are.

948
01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:45,120
But I'm curious to see what this would do for somebody that's in a hungover state.

949
01:07:45,120 --> 01:07:49,800
Because I think that part of the reason people get hungover is it's not just dehydration.

950
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,640
It's vitamin deficiency?

951
01:07:51,640 --> 01:07:55,040
Well, since alcohol inhibits vitamin B1.

952
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:59,720
Well, it also depletes your GABA neurotransmitter.

953
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:00,720
Right.

954
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:05,880
And so I think that it disrupts the balance of neurotransmitters and it depletes your

955
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:06,880
vitamin.

956
01:08:06,880 --> 01:08:11,560
So for someone who hasn't drank in a year and a half, it won't do anything for that.

957
01:08:11,560 --> 01:08:13,600
Well, no, because sugar depletes it too.

958
01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,040
Oh, I drink a lot of sugar.

959
01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:16,040
Yeah.

960
01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:17,040
I like soda.

961
01:08:17,040 --> 01:08:18,400
So this helps you metabolize carbohydrates.

962
01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:23,120
This version, a lot of doctors prescribe it for diabetics.

963
01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:27,320
Because actually, some diabetics, it'll cure their diabetic neuropathy.

964
01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:28,320
Really?

965
01:08:28,320 --> 01:08:29,320
Yeah.

966
01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:30,320
No shit.

967
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:31,320
Yep.

968
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:32,320
So this is a very common supplement for doctors to tell.

969
01:08:32,320 --> 01:08:34,440
And you can just get that at fucking CVS and shit?

970
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:35,440
Not really CVS.

971
01:08:35,440 --> 01:08:37,760
You have to go to the vitamin shop.

972
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:41,920
CVS might have it because it's pretty common.

973
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:46,080
Because I want to do a workout tomorrow, see if it actually helps out with that.

974
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,080
Yeah.

975
01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:48,080
Yeah.

976
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,120
It's definitely known to increase exercise endurance.

977
01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:52,080
So dude, I can vouch for that 100%.

978
01:08:52,080 --> 01:08:54,520
If I want to have a killer workout.

979
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:58,480
Because I've been doing fucking stairs and treadmills and shit, and I've been fucking

980
01:08:58,480 --> 01:09:01,440
winded because I haven't worked out in a long time.

981
01:09:01,440 --> 01:09:02,440
Yeah.

982
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:03,440
Take a few of those, dude.

983
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:04,440
Not at once.

984
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:06,400
I mean, take them with you and try it out.

985
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:10,680
If I do that shit and I get on a treadmill and I can fucking run an extra mile or something,

986
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,080
I'd be fucking sick.

987
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:13,680
That's fucking... Yeah.

988
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:16,640
Because also that'd help me out with the CPAP too.

989
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:17,640
Oh yeah.

990
01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:18,640
Because I'll be able to... CPAP.

991
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:23,640
Don't make me laugh when I have soda in my mouth.

992
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:26,320
They'll fucking spit it everywhere.

993
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,320
Yeah.

994
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:28,320
Give it a try, dude.

995
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:31,680
I'm curious to see how other people respond to it.

996
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:34,880
I respond really well to it as far as exercise.

997
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:35,880
I'll let you know.

998
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,160
I'll go for a bike ride tomorrow.

999
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:39,160
See how it does.

1000
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:45,120
But if the girlfriend's sore, I can't guarantee that won't happen.

1001
01:09:45,120 --> 01:09:47,120
Hey, hey, hey.

1002
01:09:47,120 --> 01:09:48,120
Listen, listen.

1003
01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:49,120
Okay.

1004
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:50,120
She's... Okay.

1005
01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:51,120
Let's see how she likes it.

1006
01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:52,880
Are you ready to try this, Ali Mac?

1007
01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:53,880
I'll think about it.

1008
01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:54,880
I'll think about it.

1009
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:59,400
Dude, it's not anything that... Ali Mac, Ali Mac, I don't do anything and I did it.

1010
01:09:59,400 --> 01:10:00,400
You should try it.

1011
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:01,400
Listen, man.

1012
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:02,400
I'll think about it.

1013
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:04,520
I'm too high right now.

1014
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:05,520
Just take one.

1015
01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:07,280
One ain't gonna do shit.

1016
01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:10,000
I don't trust my brain to make these decisions right now.

1017
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,000
All right, here you go.

1018
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:12,000
Just open it.

1019
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,000
Open it.

1020
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:14,000
No, no.

1021
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:15,560
I'm gonna leave it right here.

1022
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:16,560
Fucking take it, bro.

1023
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,360
I took it and I never take anything.

1024
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,880
It's just vitamin B, bro.

1025
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:20,880
It's not gonna do anything.

1026
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:21,880
This shit's gonna fucking kill me, dog.

1027
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:24,880
We're gonna shit it out like in a day.

1028
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:29,240
Eat a ghost pepper, bro.

1029
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:30,240
Fuck that.

1030
01:10:30,240 --> 01:10:32,360
Yo, so you want to know what's making me mad this week?

1031
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,120
So fucking Elon Musk, right?

1032
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:36,240
He was talking about working from home.

1033
01:10:36,240 --> 01:10:37,440
Oh, I saw that.

1034
01:10:37,440 --> 01:10:38,440
Yeah.

1035
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,160
And he said working from home's for pussies or some shit.

1036
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:41,160
Yeah.

1037
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:42,760
He's like, you can't work from home because that's not fair.

1038
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,560
It's not fair to the people who can't work from home.

1039
01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,560
It's not.

1040
01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:47,560
Who gives a fuck?

1041
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:49,360
Since when is he about quality?

1042
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:53,360
People are as productive when you work from home because people are meant to be around

1043
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:54,360
other people.

1044
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:57,960
Well, my productivity is monitored and I work from home.

1045
01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:58,960
Like, fuck him.

1046
01:10:58,960 --> 01:11:00,440
90% of the time.

1047
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:01,440
You should work from home, Casey.

1048
01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:02,440
They should make robots.

1049
01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:07,000
Eventually, all our jobs are going to be done.

1050
01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,000
No fucking way.

1051
01:11:08,000 --> 01:11:11,680
Why don't we just have robots do everything for us and we just chill?

1052
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:13,560
Casey, you're a fucking retard.

1053
01:11:13,560 --> 01:11:17,400
If we say that, let me talk.

1054
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:20,440
I want to talk about fucking AI demons.

1055
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:21,440
Okay.

1056
01:11:21,440 --> 01:11:24,040
AI demons are a fucking thing that we're going to talk about.

1057
01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:26,280
But I also want to talk about satanic Hollywood.

1058
01:11:26,280 --> 01:11:28,600
There's a lot of satanic shit I want to talk about today.

1059
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:29,600
What do you think, Ali Mac?

1060
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:33,560
What the fuck, dude?

1061
01:11:33,560 --> 01:11:34,560
That shit's kicking in.

1062
01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:35,560
Oh, Jesus Christ.

1063
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:36,560
I'm definitely not fucking.

1064
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:37,560
Bro, but eventually-

1065
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:38,560
It just turns you into a fucking psychopath.

1066
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:39,560
What the fuck was that?

1067
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:40,560
Bro, but you think about it.

1068
01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:41,560
One more job is being done by-

1069
01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:42,560
Oh, fuck.

1070
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:43,560
Is this going to make me fucking manic?

1071
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,560
I might exacerbate that.

1072
01:11:44,560 --> 01:11:45,560
I have mania, bro.

1073
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:46,560
Do you?

1074
01:11:46,560 --> 01:11:47,560
Yeah.

1075
01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:48,560
It might get a little worse.

1076
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:49,560
One for like 20, 20, 20.

1077
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:50,560
I'm going to be like, oh, fuck.

1078
01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:51,560
I'm going to be like, oh, fuck.

1079
01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:52,560
I'm going to be like, oh, fuck.

1080
01:11:52,560 --> 01:11:53,560
I'm going to be like, oh, fuck.

1081
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:54,560
I'm going to be like, oh, fuck.

1082
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:55,560
I'm going to be like, oh, fuck.

1083
01:11:55,560 --> 01:12:13,700
I'm going to be like, oh, fuck.

1084
01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:17,780
Oh, he's got a lot of b12 in him.

1085
01:12:17,780 --> 01:12:22,920
So more, more jobs are being done by robots now.

1086
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:23,920
So.

1087
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:24,920
Shut the fuck up, Casey.

1088
01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:32,140
Dude my job my job could like easily if you ever watch the movie Wally if they were motivated enough like half my job

1089
01:12:32,140 --> 01:12:36,780
Could be done by yeah exactly. Yeah, oh a hundred percent of your job could be done

1090
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:46,400
Yeah, every job but fuck Elon Musk for saying that fuck you Casey

1091
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:51,200
Fucking corporate slave these people are corporate fucking slave Casey

1092
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:56,840
You're a fucking slave to the system to you want to know what else fucking Ron DeSantis Ron DeSantis is a hero

1093
01:12:56,840 --> 01:12:58,960
You see that bill that he fucking signed no

1094
01:12:59,960 --> 01:13:05,560
It was like anti-lgb anti-trans bill okay, so you can't you can't

1095
01:13:07,680 --> 01:13:09,680
Okay, it was about like

1096
01:13:10,200 --> 01:13:12,200
with minors

1097
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:18,920
Right so they can't like the kind in the tunnels or the kind that are like underage underage. They can't get like

1098
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,920
a

1099
01:13:20,920 --> 01:13:23,600
Fine why are you upset about that Casey?

1100
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:29,120
Well, that's why you upset about that Casey give me a fucking reason why you want children to have fucking hormones

1101
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:32,640
Well, I think if you're 16 or 17 shut the fuck down Casey no no

1102
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:43,760
The only thing you're thinking about is getting laid fucking being gay or some shit

1103
01:13:43,760 --> 01:13:50,600
I don't know you're trying to figure out this shit. You can't just be like I'm gonna make it all right

1104
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:53,080
We cut out because Tyler slammed on the table

1105
01:13:55,040 --> 01:14:02,200
When you're 15 and 16 17 like even 18 fucking 19 even yours a fucking retard you really are

1106
01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:09,380
What about this so another part of the bill he signed was that you're not they're not allowed in schools to call people anything

1107
01:14:09,380 --> 01:14:12,480
Other than their birth pronouns, okay

1108
01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:18,400
So and so that means like you can't be it. Yeah, the people that are trans give a shit

1109
01:14:18,400 --> 01:14:22,120
Well, that's fucking their problem. It's not mine. I'm not gonna fucking go

1110
01:14:23,280 --> 01:14:27,500
Are called a he for the last couple years, right?

1111
01:14:27,500 --> 01:14:32,240
And so the whole this this whole big thing that you're trans in school and one day you're just not allowed

1112
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:38,440
I don't think trans should be allowed in school fucking stupid. You'll be fucking bullied. I don't give a shit bully people

1113
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:44,080
I think bullying should be accepted and allowed because without bullying we get all the shit that we have now

1114
01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:48,240
Fucking kids now don't have any repercussions for being a freedom

1115
01:14:49,160 --> 01:14:51,160
Let me finish

1116
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:54,720
Kids nowadays don't have any repercussions for being a fucking weirdo

1117
01:14:54,720 --> 01:14:57,920
If you're a fucking weirdo when we went to school you get your ass kicked. Yeah

1118
01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:06,200
Fucking weird, but no God forbid your redhead to you. Oh, yeah, but like like people people always like

1119
01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:09,760
Bowling bowling is a bad thing. It's just like dude the carpet match to drink

1120
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:16,560
It's not a bad thing. Listen bullying saved kids from being fucking psychopaths

1121
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:20,760
Yeah, I did because listen listen cuz now they have litter boxes

1122
01:15:22,040 --> 01:15:25,600
Turn turn kids into fucking school shooter. No, listen

1123
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:27,240
Well on the extreme ends

1124
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:32,800
But listen these fucking kids that are walking around with fucking tails and butt plugs in at school and shit

1125
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:36,360
Like that's an actual thing that's going on like they have a fucking I'm talking about that. No

1126
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:37,160
No, listen

1127
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:42,280
The reason why it got that bad is because kids weren't allowed to bully them for being fucking weirdos

1128
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:49,400
Because guess what if you're bullied for wearing a tail every day guess what you're not gonna do where a fucking tail to school

1129
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:54,700
That's yeah, but you're gonna be bullied for being trans in school anyway

1130
01:15:54,880 --> 01:16:02,100
So so so now the teacher is calling you like a she and you look like a he that's gonna be even more like humility

1131
01:16:02,100 --> 01:16:04,360
I look like a lesbian, but people call me he

1132
01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:07,480
Do you think that I should be start being?

1133
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:17,400
What I want to be called I look like a lesbian if people are just like well he looks like a lesbian so he's probably trans

1134
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:20,840
Yeah, I do fuck

1135
01:16:20,840 --> 01:16:25,720
And fuck you girl I

1136
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:35,000
Put on fucking eyeliner and fucking lipstick I'd look like a lesbian I can't take you seriously with the combat sweater

1137
01:16:42,760 --> 01:16:45,760
I put fucking fake titties on and I had a fucking

1138
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:47,760
Sounds like you thought about this

1139
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:52,000
Might have happened by closed doors, maybe

1140
01:16:53,360 --> 01:16:55,360
because fucking like

1141
01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:58,080
Take one of my mom's

1142
01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:08,240
Back on now listen listen I have the commander back

1143
01:17:08,240 --> 01:17:12,840
I do agree with that to a certain extent that's a tough issue

1144
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:17,520
Because I feel like there's been this huge wave of like everybody was super

1145
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:22,120
Tolerant of like trans people and then think I don't know what it is, but the past six months

1146
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:24,720
Fucking target on their back, bro

1147
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:27,520
Listen listen

1148
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:31,400
Dude when we fucking turned into a chicken, it's been down

1149
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:37,600
Since there for the trans guy I'm at everybody's way did you guys 16 so mean you graduate at the same time?

1150
01:17:38,200 --> 01:17:43,840
There's a kid that wore a tail in my class and we bullied them relentlessly until they took out the fucking tail

1151
01:17:44,480 --> 01:17:46,480
Well, yeah

1152
01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:50,640
Yeah, it's a fucking butt plug that person deserves to be made fun of yes

1153
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:53,560
We also should not be allowed to wear it in the school

1154
01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:54,720
It was a lady

1155
01:17:54,720 --> 01:18:01,280
Weird that's not like a fucking sexual orientation. Yes, it is. They're fucking furry. What she has. No

1156
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,720
She was a fucking like hand beast and she wore a fucking

1157
01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:07,360
And she wore ears

1158
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:09,760
That's not the same as being trans or gay or whatever

1159
01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:16,000
It's going down the same fucking path because guess what? She ended up being trans. Oh boy. Look at that

1160
01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:18,400
Wow, so sexual degeneracy

1161
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:25,800
That's allowed in fucking schools is gonna is gonna fucking spiral out of control so when like they're teaching kids about fucking like

1162
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:31,360
You know how to fucking tuck your fucking penis in to make yourself look like a woman and shit like it actually though

1163
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:36,200
Yeah, they've they've they've actually done like things like where they had like plants in the schools doing like listening to that shit

1164
01:18:36,200 --> 01:18:42,080
And they've been like so if you want to be trans you can tuck it this way to make yourself look like you're like you don't have

1165
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:45,240
It's like you're not a woman. You're a woman. You're a woman. You're a woman

1166
01:18:45,240 --> 01:18:49,200
You can tuck it this way to make yourself look like you're like you don't have it. It's like that's not right

1167
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:54,400
Like what the fuck like this is a shit that like Casey you're saying that this is like the like the bill is for shit

1168
01:18:54,400 --> 01:18:58,720
Like that like so about bathroom use to do so you can't like yes

1169
01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:03,200
Do you okay? Let's say you have a daughter. Okay, you have a daughter and she goes to high school

1170
01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:03,680
All right

1171
01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:06,280
And then this dude who says that he's trans

1172
01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:12,700
But just wants to go into the ladies bathroom to fucking like take a shit and like see ladies in the fucking ladies bathroom

1173
01:19:12,700 --> 01:19:18,980
Do you think that's okay for a man to go into the woman's room because he says that he's a woman if your daughter was

1174
01:19:18,980 --> 01:19:24,580
In that bathroom and there was a man in the bathroom with her would you feel comfortable with that depends if he's actually a trans person

1175
01:19:24,580 --> 01:19:28,200
That's that's the fucking thing because you can never actually tell

1176
01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:33,420
So they should have to be in treatment for they shouldn't be in treatment when they're that fucking age

1177
01:19:33,420 --> 01:19:39,500
Oh, that's the point according to Ron DeSantis. That's the whole fucking point. You shouldn't be able to get hormone replacement

1178
01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:44,480
You know, if you're an adult, do whatever the fuck you want to do like whatever like I don't give a shit

1179
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:49,400
But in your if you're in fucking still in high school, you're still you're you're fucking you think that fucking tough issue

1180
01:19:51,260 --> 01:19:55,720
It's freedom of speech bro, okay, so descent it's so this is what

1181
01:19:59,140 --> 01:20:03,100
DeSantis has just signed into law the largest slate of anti LGBTQ

1182
01:20:03,980 --> 01:20:08,120
bills in one legislative session in the state's history said Joe Saunders

1183
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:10,120
political director

1184
01:20:10,280 --> 01:20:16,760
Equity, Florida equity. Okay, so just because of that word I don't take that guy serious. This is an all-out attack on freedom

1185
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:20,040
I I don't I don't respect them immediately because you use the word equity

1186
01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:22,680
Well, dude, the thing is is like

1187
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:25,320
somebody sent me a text

1188
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:26,880
today about

1189
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:32,640
Like one of one of our mutual gay friends was going on a rant about how there's like a bunch of people who are

1190
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:35,760
Trans who are just jumping on the bandwagon? Oh, yeah

1191
01:20:35,760 --> 01:20:40,160
We weren't really and it dilutes like the thing like real train. That's that's that's another thing

1192
01:20:40,160 --> 01:20:41,240
I was gonna get into it

1193
01:20:41,240 --> 01:20:46,240
Yeah, it's like people that are probably doing it for like fucking like that's and that's like especially in high school

1194
01:20:46,720 --> 01:20:51,480
especially in high school because a lot of the freaks in like weirdos in high school just want a place to belong and

1195
01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:55,480
The LGBT community has always been welcoming to the freaks and weirdos

1196
01:20:56,760 --> 01:21:00,960
It's true like they've been like you know, all right, you're cool, but they're like, okay

1197
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:03,720
So they get into that thing and they're an ally at first

1198
01:21:03,720 --> 01:21:07,160
Okay, nothing like he infiltrate the community

1199
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:11,760
And then like these people because they're so easily

1200
01:21:12,040 --> 01:21:18,360
Deleted because they just want to like be a part of something. They're so easily manipulated with that. They're like, okay

1201
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:24,240
There and then there's like they get this rhetoric in their mind. They're just like well, are you do you do you like video games?

1202
01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:26,240
If you're a girl, do you bro? Do you like sports?

1203
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,120
Can I make a point here though?

1204
01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:34,740
This is like the same thing as back in segregation where it was like, oh if you had a daughter, would you really want a black?

1205
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:43,640
Walking in the bathroom, it's not the same thing. No, it's not that is that is a fucking falsitude compared to that

1206
01:21:43,640 --> 01:21:45,640
You guys both got good arguments on this

1207
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:53,440
Because then these these these people get into the community of being an ally

1208
01:21:53,440 --> 01:21:59,520
But then they have like the main person in like their group be like well, you might actually be like us

1209
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:03,480
Did you do you like video games? Do you like if you're a girl like do you like video games?

1210
01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:08,400
Do you like wearing like hoodies instead of like dresses and stuff? Well get your penis removed

1211
01:22:10,520 --> 01:22:16,760
Get your tits cut off type shit like so you're saying that they get groomed they get groomed like that's a lot of things because

1212
01:22:16,760 --> 01:22:23,000
These kids just want a fucking place to belong and then they get groomed into this and they get brainwashed by the by the by the whole

1213
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,800
Community thought they were signing up for glee club next thing they know

1214
01:22:26,240 --> 01:22:32,120
It's like and they become that identity because that's the only thing that they want to do and there's a whole bunch of studies done

1215
01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:37,360
Where these kids who got fucking transgender hormones in high school and shit when they became an adult

1216
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:41,640
They're like I did I didn't realize what the fuck I was doing because kids don't know what the fuck they're doing

1217
01:22:41,640 --> 01:22:44,760
I feel like when we were going through school though, at least in my case

1218
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:51,880
No, there was a couple I never migrated there was and they were people that like genuinely

1219
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:54,120
I think had like the body dysmorphia though

1220
01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:58,320
And they were much happier once they did it and like these are people that I don't even view as the genders

1221
01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:05,400
They were but you can go back from having you know, you stop taking hormone treatment though, but that hormone treatment will fuck you up

1222
01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:10,400
No, not while you're developing it causes irreversible damage. Yeah, that's that's what I'm trying to say

1223
01:23:10,400 --> 01:23:12,880
Yeah, because like when you're an adult do that's a decision

1224
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:14,400
You can't yeah, you can't go back

1225
01:23:14,400 --> 01:23:21,320
But then like these these kids parents like oh well and also these kids parents sometimes and especially like before like all these laws and shit

1226
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:23,160
We're put into place

1227
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:25,360
There's laws in other states. That's not Florida

1228
01:23:25,360 --> 01:23:31,480
That's a complete opposite where if your kid comes home and your kid goes to the school psychologist and your school psychologist says well

1229
01:23:31,480 --> 01:23:33,760
Your kids trans near and you're like, no, they're not

1230
01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:37,880
They're just going through like a phase or something right now and you can get your kids taken away

1231
01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:41,400
Because they're like you're abusing them by not letting them be their true self

1232
01:23:41,400 --> 01:23:46,640
I don't I wonder if there's actually been an instance of that there has been one that's ridiculous

1233
01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:51,280
No, there's been a few of them like you can look it up that that is an absolute like I

1234
01:23:53,120 --> 01:23:55,520
People don't actually understand how hormones work

1235
01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:58,560
No, they think that you can just take one hormone

1236
01:23:58,560 --> 01:24:02,240
Yeah at the in disregard all the other hormones

1237
01:24:02,240 --> 01:24:08,260
Yeah, it's it's a network of hormones. And so things change when you change one you start taking estrogen

1238
01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:13,840
It it changes all your hormone profile. It's it's so complicated

1239
01:24:13,840 --> 01:24:17,560
You can't just take one hormone and change who you know, but they change your sex

1240
01:24:17,840 --> 01:24:21,360
But they're like they're like, alright start putting a dude on estrogen

1241
01:24:21,360 --> 01:24:27,720
It's not gonna change the fact that and also especially when you're developing and they're like in case you're doing the thing was like

1242
01:24:27,720 --> 01:24:29,280
Well, you can just you can you can go back

1243
01:24:29,280 --> 01:24:33,400
It's like when you're developing in high school and you're on fucking hormones even at 17 years old

1244
01:24:33,560 --> 01:24:35,320
You can't go back from that

1245
01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:41,380
Like you're still developing at that point and they're starting to give these transgender hormones to fucking kids that are like real young

1246
01:24:41,380 --> 01:24:47,400
Like really young like there's been there's been actual like like document occasions of giving them to like eight-year-olds and shit

1247
01:24:47,400 --> 01:24:48,900
So they don't go

1248
01:24:48,900 --> 01:24:53,120
Like that's a fucking problem like 16 or 17 is okay. I don't think that's okay

1249
01:24:55,120 --> 01:24:58,800
Argument you can't vote in this country until you're 18 years old

1250
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:03,520
You can't you can't join the military. You can't do any of that shit until you're 18 years old

1251
01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:07,840
But you can choose your fucking life off because there's real ones and there's fake ones

1252
01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:14,880
I guess that's the thing. I guess that's kind of what I'm saying choose your your your you can choose to mutilate your body

1253
01:25:15,400 --> 01:25:21,120
Like at fucking 16 years old that will change you for the rest of what you do with your body is your own choice

1254
01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:23,520
But you're you're not getting what I'm saying

1255
01:25:23,520 --> 01:25:29,120
Like you're 16 years old when I was 16 years old matter if you're being able to be trusted with that decision

1256
01:25:29,120 --> 01:25:36,240
Yeah, we make decisions for kids to go into thousands of dollars of debt. No, that's that's your choice because you're fucking

1257
01:25:36,240 --> 01:25:38,040
And you're also like that's your choice

1258
01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:42,960
But you're but you literally have the opposite argument when we were talking about student loans student

1259
01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:46,040
No, they're so an adult has to cosign

1260
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:53,080
Yeah, so you the the adult is cosigned on that like they take out a 16 year old can't take out a student loan by themselves

1261
01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:57,080
It's not I'm talking about when you're 18. No, but you were saying 16 17

1262
01:25:57,080 --> 01:26:00,360
I don't care what happens after you're 18 years old like you are 18

1263
01:26:00,360 --> 01:26:01,700
You can vote you can do all that shit

1264
01:26:01,700 --> 01:26:07,760
You can do whatever the fuck you want after 18 if you're still in high school and you're like fucking 17 16 15 years old

1265
01:26:07,760 --> 01:26:13,640
I don't think you can make that kind of decision at that point like yeah, just like it's it's I don't even think I don't

1266
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:18,800
Even think there's enough informed consent. No how these fucking hormones work. No, yeah, like even for adults

1267
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:23,440
They don't know what the family no, I know they think it's just a hormone. No, it's gonna fuck you up

1268
01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:28,800
It's so it causes so much damage with these kids like and like I read another thing

1269
01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:34,560
So what type of damage does it cause Dan? All right, so if you're transitioning to a male and you're still developing

1270
01:26:34,560 --> 01:26:38,760
It'll permanently change your vocal cords. So you'll have a deepened voice for the rest of your life

1271
01:26:39,120 --> 01:26:42,280
You'll never if you want to D transition. You'll never be able to

1272
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:51,400
The thing with estrogen is like it's it's in balance with all the hormones, right? It's like a spiderweb, right?

1273
01:26:51,400 --> 01:26:56,060
So if you make one part of the web, right if you cut one part of the web on a spiderweb

1274
01:26:56,060 --> 01:27:01,220
It's not gonna change the whole web. It's well, no, it's gonna it's gonna stress like another part of it

1275
01:27:01,220 --> 01:27:03,920
You know what? You mean? Yeah, I think it's like it has to be a balance

1276
01:27:04,020 --> 01:27:10,060
Yeah, like a spiderweb is like a perfect balance. Everything's got the right tension on it and that's how the hormone system is

1277
01:27:10,060 --> 01:27:15,300
It's like a tuned instrument. Okay, so estrogen is a stress hormone. Yeah, and

1278
01:27:16,100 --> 01:27:21,520
Your body during times of stress is high in estrogen high in cortisol. Those things go up together

1279
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:28,400
So so it's it's good in the right balance. Yeah, okay, it's it's like it's like a cheeseburger

1280
01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:35,960
Alright, I don't like like everything in the right amounts. Yeah, right. It's it's not just like so when you go on this replacement therapy

1281
01:27:35,960 --> 01:27:40,700
It's gonna it's like all fucking bun and no fucking lettuce and it fucks everything up

1282
01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:45,660
So I was I like in like like I I know I'm doing like this this whole thing

1283
01:27:45,660 --> 01:27:50,000
But don't get me wrong after 18 years old do whatever fuck you want. I don't give a shit

1284
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:54,100
Absolutely, but the thing I'm dude, I don't care if dudes want to transition to hot girls

1285
01:27:54,240 --> 01:27:57,960
Like one less competition and two there's more hot girls

1286
01:27:57,960 --> 01:28:02,240
I like I'm not opposed to that but don't push this on children

1287
01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:06,560
Like that's like that's the thing I'm trying to say like I don't care after 18 years old do whatever fuck you want

1288
01:28:06,560 --> 01:28:09,760
But like you're still in high school. This shit shouldn't be like taught in high school

1289
01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:14,420
I don't think this shit should be like that like guess like and I can use the argument with this too

1290
01:28:14,420 --> 01:28:15,800
They're like they're like well

1291
01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:20,800
They need to know about this stuff in high school to know what it's like in real in like adulthood. It's just like well

1292
01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:25,480
What about guns you don't teach kids about fuck Ron DeSantis and fuck anybody that votes for him

1293
01:28:25,480 --> 01:28:30,720
I'm gonna vote for him for president. But uh, anyways, are you not going for daddy Trump? No, I'd go for DeSantis

1294
01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:33,240
You're going for DeSantis over daddy Trump. Yeah

1295
01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:37,880
Fuck dude. Daddy Trump is the fucking modern-day Jesus

1296
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:43,960
Crucifying him right now as we so I like but like but like as I'm saying like like the whole thing

1297
01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:46,300
It's just like who's Kanye voting for Kanye

1298
01:28:49,480 --> 01:28:52,560
Like the whole thing is like I don't have an I don't have an issue with them

1299
01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:57,240
I don't I have an issue with them doing shit in schools like they school

1300
01:28:57,240 --> 01:29:04,200
So they can't be called by their correct pronouns and schools. It's it's a fucking stupid fucking thing. It's freedom of speech, bro

1301
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:08,600
It's it's limiting someone else's freedom of speech. It's living your own freedom of speech

1302
01:29:08,600 --> 01:29:12,520
No, no because I want to be called a if you want to call a fucking flamingo

1303
01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:17,880
Yeah, like go ahead call yourself a flamingo doesn't mean I have to call you a flamingo. That's fucking stupid

1304
01:29:17,880 --> 01:29:25,680
But the fucking DeSantis is banning people banning teachers from calling kids anything other than the sex that they're assigned at birth

1305
01:29:26,120 --> 01:29:32,580
Who the fuck cares? I mean you're making this fucking huge fucking issue with it, but it's if okay

1306
01:29:32,580 --> 01:29:37,600
What do you see both ends of it? What do you do in the medical field when somebody comes in who's a transgender person?

1307
01:29:37,600 --> 01:29:39,760
What do you call by their fucking know?

1308
01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:44,560
How do you treat you ask them what there was their assigned sex at birth is because you need to know

1309
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:50,920
Yeah, but like but then you call them by their actual thing. Okay. Okay. This is another thing

1310
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:56,480
How can something that was such a minute pop part of the population 15 years ago?

1311
01:29:56,800 --> 01:30:04,640
Such a it was like less than a percent of the population was this 15 years ago and it just exploded

1312
01:30:05,040 --> 01:30:08,040
Over the last popular bro. No, that's it's a trend

1313
01:30:08,040 --> 01:30:12,960
I don't know exactly you just fucking you just fucking did my argument for me

1314
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:17,560
I know a fucking trend then you're gonna agree with you. So then it's like, okay

1315
01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:24,800
I've ruined my this kid ruined their life for a trend when they were I also think it's some of that is also some of

1316
01:30:24,800 --> 01:30:29,940
People who were afraid of being trans that's not that is that is a fucking no

1317
01:30:30,840 --> 01:30:37,280
It is not a stupid argument because guess what because they didn't have any kids in high school said that they were gay that I knew

1318
01:30:37,280 --> 01:30:40,880
You may when they count out of high school like no, I that that was just a phase. Yeah

1319
01:30:40,880 --> 01:30:44,320
I know I know somebody in my class. Yeah, but like, you know how many people are like that?

1320
01:30:44,320 --> 01:30:46,640
But guess what that doesn't change you forever

1321
01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:52,760
If you fucking go hey, I want to cut my dick off when I'm 15 years old and they go yours

1322
01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:56,960
You're right. We should there's plenty of people that were afraid of coming out though that are now

1323
01:30:57,480 --> 01:31:02,040
Doing it because it's more accepted and there's kids in high school are stupid. Let's just agree on that

1324
01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:04,480
Can we all agree that kids in high school are fucking stupid? Yeah

1325
01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:09,640
All were some dumb shit. Yeah, and we all four of us just agreed on that for the record

1326
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:12,800
Yes, all four of us agree that kids in high school are fucking stupid

1327
01:31:12,800 --> 01:31:17,520
Do you think why are we trusting them with that Casey? Why are we trusting them with something?

1328
01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:24,000
I change them for the rest like you like it's like okay, you're enabling it. You're enabling a kid to from a certain point of view

1329
01:31:24,000 --> 01:31:26,340
I'm not saying that's how I feel about it, but I get what you're saying

1330
01:31:26,340 --> 01:31:29,620
You say you can't be allowed to be transgender in high school

1331
01:31:29,620 --> 01:31:31,840
I'm saying that there's a fucking thing in high school

1332
01:31:31,840 --> 01:31:35,120
We're just gonna do whatever is the fucking thing that you're trying to do

1333
01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:40,240
You're trying to be a you're you're at this you're at this spot and you're trying to be this this

1334
01:31:41,240 --> 01:31:45,880
That's big of a fucking deal to you, but it's like this really trans that wouldn't bug you

1335
01:31:45,880 --> 01:31:49,740
You'd be like whatever everybody sees me for what I am. This teacher can call me whatever the fuck they want

1336
01:31:49,740 --> 01:31:50,080
Yeah

1337
01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:53,240
But also it's like all these kids in high school when you're in high school

1338
01:31:53,240 --> 01:31:57,360
You want to be special every kid in high school wants to be special. They want to be different

1339
01:31:57,360 --> 01:31:59,360
They want to do that. We are special

1340
01:31:59,360 --> 01:32:04,360
What's the best way to make yourself an outlier in in in your dick?

1341
01:32:05,120 --> 01:32:12,360
Like I'm different because I'm transgender. I'm different because I'm gay. I'm different because I'm this I'm not saying this shit doesn't exist

1342
01:32:17,880 --> 01:32:22,520
I'm on the side of my fucking freedom people. Well, I did I

1343
01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:29,640
But I think you should I know I don't podcast 73 at gmongers. I received an email on that if you support freedom

1344
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:37,880
Or if you don't we'd still you disagree with Tyler and agree with me email us if you agree with me and disagree with Casey also email us

1345
01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:43,200
Yeah, have we ever received an email I don't know I've checked it

1346
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:51,000
Let's check it right here so I'm like I'm like I'm not saying doesn't exist

1347
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:56,720
I'm not saying that was easy this but there's also like just these people jumping on the bandwagon and like

1348
01:32:56,760 --> 01:33:02,840
the whole thing with like being gay in high school a lot of people that like were gay in high school when they came out and

1349
01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:06,680
They like they they got into college and stuff that backfire straight again

1350
01:33:06,680 --> 01:33:10,360
They're like they're like that was just I wanted and like a lot of them are like

1351
01:33:10,360 --> 01:33:13,200
I just wanted a place to fucking belong and these people accepted me

1352
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:18,440
So I just said that I was gay like type thing or but that doesn't make in the thing that

1353
01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:25,240
Guys and like that's the thing that I'm saying like, okay, that's not a fucking lifelong consequence

1354
01:33:25,240 --> 01:33:27,720
I mean people be like you're gay in high school, bro

1355
01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:32,880
Like type shit, but that's like it's not gonna like be physically altering you for the rest of your life

1356
01:33:33,200 --> 01:33:39,560
But then if you're a transgender person in high school and they want to be so welcoming of these people and stuff

1357
01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:41,560
Then they're like, okay

1358
01:33:42,160 --> 01:33:48,400
Let's let's let's let's help you through your process quote unquote with that and we're gonna give you hormones and we can and we could

1359
01:33:48,400 --> 01:33:50,480
Start with like take the mastectomies and shit

1360
01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:56,440
Like that's gonna change your life forever and if fucking five years down the line and you realize it because you're not a kid anymore

1361
01:33:56,440 --> 01:34:01,400
You're like, why did I do that? But you can't go back from that? Yeah, that's like

1362
01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:05,800
I don't think that a child because let's be honest if you're in high school, you're still a child

1363
01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:11,200
I don't think a child should be able to make a decision like that. That is a such an altering decision

1364
01:34:12,320 --> 01:34:14,320
You're on fucking fire right now

1365
01:34:24,680 --> 01:34:29,820
Point I got a point like yeah, it's like you can't make a life altering decision when you're 16

1366
01:34:29,820 --> 01:34:37,120
Do you think think if you got all the things you wanted when you're 16? Oh my god. I would be out of control

1367
01:34:37,520 --> 01:34:41,520
Yeah, it would be on the fucking like in the fucking stratosphere, right?

1368
01:34:41,520 --> 01:34:47,280
Yeah, just I think it would really suck if you're in school made that decision to get your dick fucking sliced off

1369
01:34:47,440 --> 01:34:52,480
And you fucking get inverted into a vagina then you get out of school and you're like, oh

1370
01:34:53,600 --> 01:34:56,520
Man, I really wish I had my dick back

1371
01:34:56,520 --> 01:35:03,800
Like those friends go their separate ways. Yeah, you're like the only trans person in your fucking neighborhood

1372
01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:07,200
Yeah, I don't have a click and kind of which I'll

1373
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:15,120
In high school you have so many clicks and so many people that are like around you be like that are like you

1374
01:35:15,120 --> 01:35:18,680
When you get a high school in adulthood, no one gives a shit about you

1375
01:35:18,840 --> 01:35:24,440
Like fucking you guys are probably some of the only people that I actually hang out with outside of work

1376
01:35:24,440 --> 01:35:30,280
Like I go to work and I and I do this like and hang out with you guys and this is the most social interaction

1377
01:35:30,280 --> 01:35:35,400
I have I got I have like enough close friends on like one hand and that's really yeah

1378
01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:37,200
And like I have a bunch of acquaintances

1379
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:43,480
And you just talk to and like it's just like so this group that you were in high school that change that that that changed

1380
01:35:43,480 --> 01:35:49,720
Your whole thing and made you do this like thing and like to turn your body into something different than it was

1381
01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:56,640
You're at a high school now and guess what? Everybody in the real world doesn't give a shit about you at all like they go

1382
01:35:56,640 --> 01:36:00,680
Oh, you're that cool get to fucking work. You can't say it's what I did

1383
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:06,280
Dude, I think we talked about this but have you seen how they do the female to male? Yeah, it's fucking crazy

1384
01:36:06,280 --> 01:36:08,280
Do they take your arm skin and they make

1385
01:36:09,880 --> 01:36:11,880
Horrific

1386
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:19,560
Look convincing no, it looks like a fucking also extended with stitches on it. They also extended

1387
01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:27,760
Does it function no, I do they have some fucking it's like a fucking Frankenweener, dude

1388
01:36:28,960 --> 01:36:34,480
It's got like a fucking they put like a tube in it so you can piss out. Yeah, it's a problem

1389
01:36:34,480 --> 01:36:41,600
To say the least yeah, like what kind of fucking shoes your length

1390
01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:48,560
Extra fucking skin, I take skin off your fucking back for that. Can you get an erection?

1391
01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:52,260
Pump it up to pump it up. Oh my god

1392
01:36:56,960 --> 01:36:58,960
Just get a fucking strap

1393
01:36:58,960 --> 01:37:06,960
Also, it's not gonna change your chromosomes right your chromosomes are the way they are no amount of hormone therapy or anything

1394
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:10,640
It's gonna change your fucking what people just want to be fucking happy, bro

1395
01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:22,680
Over like 50% of all people that are trans have attempted to kill themselves and also attempted suicide

1396
01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:28,360
Biggest group that have killed them are trans people that is the large like just yeah

1397
01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:32,760
Like the rates of depression and shit are so high within that community

1398
01:37:32,760 --> 01:37:36,920
Yes, you can make the argument that it's because they don't feel accepted exactly

1399
01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:43,600
No, I don't think that but like you can also make the argument that it just doesn't work for a lot of people and there's

1400
01:37:43,600 --> 01:37:46,000
Nothing they can do about this study. No, I

1401
01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:54,560
I've read a whole bunch of studies on this is that even if they transition it doesn't help like they're still fucking miserable

1402
01:37:54,560 --> 01:37:58,760
I think like I think it has they think they think that it's like a fix to it, right?

1403
01:37:58,760 --> 01:38:02,360
It's just not the grass isn't greener on the other side

1404
01:38:02,360 --> 01:38:13,720
In the DSM five gender dysphoria is a real thing. Yeah, like if you don't look like if you don't look like the other

1405
01:38:24,920 --> 01:38:32,180
But I read the DSM five and in the DSM five gender dysphoria is a fucking mental disorder and like I'm not trying to like be

1406
01:38:32,180 --> 01:38:34,320
Like I know I'm not trying to say like this whole thing

1407
01:38:34,320 --> 01:38:38,800
But like it's like telling a schizophrenic person that their fucking hallucinations are real

1408
01:38:54,000 --> 01:39:00,280
Let's let's be real if you have an underlying mental disorder and you feed into that because that's this that's a social

1409
01:39:00,280 --> 01:39:06,120
Acceptable thing to do it'd be like feeding into a schizophrenic person being like the who's that you see are real, right?

1410
01:39:06,120 --> 01:39:13,520
Right. Let me see those. What it's along the same lines of being like like that's the whole like those shit because if you're saying

1411
01:39:13,880 --> 01:39:15,880
Hey, you're gender dysphoria is

1412
01:39:16,960 --> 01:39:24,120
Explode if your gender dysphoria is valid and real it would be like saying to a schizophrenic person that your hallucinations are real

1413
01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:30,240
What you want to schizophrenic person be like hey those things that you're seeing they're real and I respect you and guess

1414
01:39:30,240 --> 01:39:32,880
What you don't need anything you're gonna you're fine

1415
01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:39,120
You you are fine the way you are those insane things that you see all the time. Those are real and they're valid

1416
01:39:39,120 --> 01:39:44,760
Yeah, it'd be like saying that and we're gonna we're gonna make scarecrows and dolls to put around you

1417
01:39:49,480 --> 01:39:51,480
Reality is just perception

1418
01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:57,740
You can't be whatever the fuck you want to be

1419
01:39:57,740 --> 01:40:01,580
Let's be real. I want to be a fucking firetruck when I was a child

1420
01:40:14,100 --> 01:40:18,460
Said reality is about perception. I'm gonna go around going

1421
01:40:21,100 --> 01:40:25,980
Sold me on the be one I'm gonna take it. I think of enough trans people except in society

1422
01:40:25,980 --> 01:40:32,540
Take it then there would be a already accepted in society. Look at this shit, bro. Let's actually look at this shit

1423
01:40:33,300 --> 01:40:35,300
This is a controversial

1424
01:40:47,220 --> 01:40:52,980
Well, the things that you're saying doesn't make it seem like people are accepted in society, this is a

1425
01:40:52,980 --> 01:40:54,980
Controversial

1426
01:40:58,740 --> 01:41:01,060
Uncomfortable everybody got when I started talking about this

1427
01:41:04,500 --> 01:41:10,140
It's like because trans people are accepted and be and having a counter-argument against it is the problem for me

1428
01:41:10,140 --> 01:41:11,940
They're so they label you as a problem

1429
01:41:11,940 --> 01:41:16,340
But if you are what is it gonna make me feel like you might not feel any you're not even in on this conversation

1430
01:41:16,340 --> 01:41:18,540
You're still I'll be back

1431
01:41:22,220 --> 01:41:25,460
But like you're doing this shit and you're like, oh my god

1432
01:41:25,820 --> 01:41:29,980
It's you're going through this shit and like you're saying realities

1433
01:41:30,700 --> 01:41:32,700
It's a spectrum. It's what you see

1434
01:41:32,700 --> 01:41:37,700
It's not reality's object reality yeah, obviously what

1435
01:41:41,940 --> 01:41:47,860
Reality is not what you fucking reality is exactly what reality

1436
01:41:49,460 --> 01:41:51,860
Manifesto is what you fucking think

1437
01:41:53,380 --> 01:41:57,580
Reality is what reality is what you think in your brain is what's in your fucking brain

1438
01:41:57,580 --> 01:42:01,340
I'm not gonna fucking change reality because you fucking think a different way

1439
01:42:01,340 --> 01:42:03,980
Why would I change reality for one person?

1440
01:42:08,100 --> 01:42:11,380
For two percent of the entire population of the United States of America

1441
01:42:11,380 --> 01:42:15,700
And that's a fucking that's a that's giving them a lot for two percent the entire population of America

1442
01:42:15,700 --> 01:42:18,740
We're gonna change everything that doesn't make sense

1443
01:42:18,740 --> 01:42:25,580
Would you change an entire thing for two people out of a hundred if if 98 people out of a hundred people were like

1444
01:42:25,580 --> 01:42:32,860
This is that whatever I don't care, but two two people out of that hundred people like millions though two people

1445
01:42:33,180 --> 01:42:37,780
Two percent of the population is not a fucking big deal millions millions

1446
01:42:38,660 --> 01:42:40,660
It's two people

1447
01:42:41,340 --> 01:42:47,620
People millions of people yes, but guess what it's two percent because people are fucking feeding into it

1448
01:42:47,620 --> 01:42:50,660
It was less than point one. It was less than one percent

1449
01:42:50,660 --> 01:42:53,580
It was in the points of a percentage before this whole shit went on

1450
01:42:53,580 --> 01:42:57,820
So I'm saying I'm saying that there's a there's a fucking trend that they're going on with this

1451
01:42:57,820 --> 01:43:04,400
There's a whole bunch of people that jump on the bandwagon that aren't that which I think also dilutes the entire the entire fucking thing

1452
01:43:04,420 --> 01:43:08,900
I'm on the side of these people being like these people are diluting your entire thing

1453
01:43:09,060 --> 01:43:14,580
Because you're letting them on board if you let so many people on board. It's like it's like okay

1454
01:43:15,580 --> 01:43:17,580
It's the whole thing

1455
01:43:17,580 --> 01:43:21,260
Oh, oh

1456
01:43:40,740 --> 01:43:43,580
Agree that that's an infringement of freedom of speech

1457
01:43:43,580 --> 01:43:45,580
I do

1458
01:43:46,380 --> 01:43:51,740
Like hormone therapy thing is no way fuck that I can say is if you vote for Ron DeSantis

1459
01:43:51,740 --> 01:43:53,740
There's something wrong with your head

1460
01:43:58,220 --> 01:43:59,980
But like

1461
01:43:59,980 --> 01:44:03,100
Satanic shit in Hollywood, let's talk about that all right

1462
01:44:03,620 --> 01:44:10,780
Satanic Hollywood kick us off Tyler so everybody knows that there's a bunch of weird shit that goes down in Hollywood like

1463
01:44:10,780 --> 01:44:17,420
There's not a single normal person in Hollywood like and that's the funny thing if you're a normal person in Hollywood people like wow

1464
01:44:17,420 --> 01:44:22,140
That guy's like Keanu Reeves. Yeah, like everybody's like wow he seems like a really down-to-earth guy

1465
01:44:22,140 --> 01:44:28,380
He's not a down-to-earth guy. He's a normal person like he's not like a fucking like freak is the way to fucking like hell

1466
01:44:28,660 --> 01:44:35,300
Satan I have to sacrifice the babies for Satan if I need I need children's blood to be more famous

1467
01:44:35,860 --> 01:44:39,180
Fucking he's just a dude that goes hey, you know thanks for being a fan

1468
01:44:39,180 --> 01:44:42,580
I like I really appreciate that you that you that you like my work

1469
01:44:42,580 --> 01:44:47,980
It's like that's what a normal person would say these people that go around. It's like hey, man. I love your work

1470
01:44:47,980 --> 01:44:52,180
There's like fuck you. I'd be like fuck you Tyler when I was in eighth grade

1471
01:44:52,180 --> 01:44:56,580
I had this English teacher that when somebody when one of the kids got too riled up

1472
01:44:56,580 --> 01:45:00,860
She would say go get a drink out the farthest water fountain in the school. I

1473
01:45:00,860 --> 01:45:11,860
Think that applies here. Why don't you go get a drink of water and don't come back for really 15 minutes?

1474
01:45:14,860 --> 01:45:17,860
This is gonna be called the commander's rant

1475
01:45:21,860 --> 01:45:27,880
So these fucking Satanic insane people they fucking sell their soul to fucking

1476
01:45:27,880 --> 01:45:31,020
Satan in order to fucking make it in the fucking business because

1477
01:45:31,420 --> 01:45:37,220
And like look at all like the weird sexual favors and shit that has to go on in order for like these people to like get

1478
01:45:37,220 --> 01:45:42,740
Into Hollywood like everybody talks about this Weinstein shit like and shit, but it fucking got swept under the rug

1479
01:45:42,740 --> 01:45:44,740
Nobody talks about that shit anymore

1480
01:45:44,740 --> 01:45:49,620
But these people had to do all these fucking insane things to become famous

1481
01:45:49,620 --> 01:45:55,180
It's fucking it's out of control to the point where these people are like doing this and they get

1482
01:45:55,180 --> 01:46:00,500
Into it and then they have to keep going it's like a fucking yeah like six nine, bro

1483
01:46:00,500 --> 01:46:06,700
Like they keep going down farther into this fucking thing because it's like once you get in you can't get out

1484
01:46:06,700 --> 01:46:12,780
You just gotta keep going forward cuz I if I don't keep doing this then I'm gonna lose everything so like okay

1485
01:46:12,780 --> 01:46:14,780
So it's a little thing to get you into it

1486
01:46:14,780 --> 01:46:21,100
Okay, then they start going down the fucking line and like shit starts getting worse and fucking worse and worse like look at these

1487
01:46:21,100 --> 01:46:28,500
Fucking like Hollywood and like these these music artists people that have so much satanic imagery in like all their fucking shit

1488
01:46:28,500 --> 01:46:35,220
Like this isn't me going on like a religious rant. This is just like a fact. There is they think there's so much satanic imagery and like like

1489
01:46:35,220 --> 01:46:37,220
like

1490
01:46:37,220 --> 01:46:39,860
Fuck I only listen to Christian bands actually

1491
01:46:39,860 --> 01:46:44,860
Big amberlin guy. I'm a big fly leaf guy

1492
01:46:44,860 --> 01:46:52,500
But uh, nf guy, but they go down this fucking path and they keep going down and then like like in in in like they're

1493
01:46:52,500 --> 01:46:56,220
The Hollywood cult like I'll just call it for like it for lack of a better term

1494
01:46:56,220 --> 01:47:02,820
But in it in order to show more fealty to the fucking like the cult you have to put more and more satanic shit into your

1495
01:47:02,820 --> 01:47:08,820
Into your like shit and like start like doing like little sublisional shit like doing it and then it gets to the point like fucking

1496
01:47:08,820 --> 01:47:09,820
Little Nas X days

1497
01:47:09,820 --> 01:47:17,500
With the fucking like you put like the but like he has like all this like demon fucking iconography and shit and like fucking

1498
01:47:17,500 --> 01:47:25,260
Yeah, because it's it's just art man is making people think it's making people think so it's a whole thing of you give things

1499
01:47:25,260 --> 01:47:31,820
Power and the more times you talk about like in the more that they they introduce like satanic shit into something

1500
01:47:31,820 --> 01:47:37,820
It's you're putting power out there for something. It's like you're putting power out there for something

1501
01:47:37,820 --> 01:47:43,500
You're putting power out there for something like even if like you don't believe in God or the devil or anything

1502
01:47:43,900 --> 01:47:49,940
The more you put out into the universe something's going on the more real it gets. Okay. I have no idea what you're talking about

1503
01:47:49,940 --> 01:47:51,940
I believe in bad spirit

1504
01:47:53,940 --> 01:48:00,500
Yeah, so if you do more and more into it, oh, yeah, yeah, so okay, so hold on you believe in bad spirits

1505
01:48:00,500 --> 01:48:02,500
You believe in good spirits sure

1506
01:48:02,740 --> 01:48:05,620
But do you believe in God? No, would you?

1507
01:48:05,620 --> 01:48:07,620
This is something I didn't know about

1508
01:48:08,820 --> 01:48:13,060
So you're a spiritual person. Yeah, just not a theist, right?

1509
01:48:13,740 --> 01:48:17,980
Would you like those those those more dark spirits? Would you would you?

1510
01:48:18,820 --> 01:48:24,740
Think that that would be the label that I give a demonic spirit. No goblins. No goblins

1511
01:48:27,860 --> 01:48:32,560
So you said that you think there's dark spirits out there, right? I don't think they're demons

1512
01:48:32,560 --> 01:48:34,560
No

1513
01:48:34,680 --> 01:48:39,760
The spirits that I would call demons do you think you would be you would call them dark spirits? Yeah, so

1514
01:48:40,280 --> 01:48:46,280
What if they're the same thing like what if they're what if they're it's just it's just it's the way that I look at it

1515
01:48:46,280 --> 01:48:48,280
but like if I'm looking at it from like a

1516
01:48:48,720 --> 01:48:55,680
Catholic perspective these dark spirits that you call them are demons to me and these good spirits are just normal like ghosts

1517
01:48:55,680 --> 01:48:57,040
They're just floating around and shit

1518
01:48:57,040 --> 01:49:04,480
Yeah, but these these demonic spirits or these dark spirits can feed off of this energy that they keep giving them with all this imagery

1519
01:49:04,480 --> 01:49:09,840
And all this insane shit and a lot of times these quote unquote dark spirits or demons

1520
01:49:10,760 --> 01:49:12,440
They can get power

1521
01:49:12,440 --> 01:49:18,720
From more people knowing that they're there and the more people that think about it the more power that they can get

1522
01:49:19,000 --> 01:49:24,580
So the more power that these guys get the more power they can give sounds a lot like Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook

1523
01:49:24,580 --> 01:49:29,640
So but like the more power people that are tied into it the more power he has but the more power

1524
01:49:29,640 --> 01:49:31,860
He ones knocking me the fuck out

1525
01:49:32,960 --> 01:49:36,420
Five minutes ago. So these these people are getting fucking

1526
01:49:37,880 --> 01:49:44,280
People are getting sucked into this fucking thing and then they're given this power by whatever this dark spirit is

1527
01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:51,400
So but the more they're like but then this dark spirit that gives them power because they sold their soul to it or whatever

1528
01:49:51,400 --> 01:49:53,400
They they pledged fealty to it

1529
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:55,400
Whatever they want to call it

1530
01:49:55,640 --> 01:49:59,720
the more power it can get from the fallen one the

1531
01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:01,760
fallen one

1532
01:50:01,760 --> 01:50:03,760
the fallen one

1533
01:50:05,640 --> 01:50:08,280
But like it's this whole thing that's like fucking crazy

1534
01:50:08,280 --> 01:50:11,560
I think a lot of that is just like people is like coming from anxiety

1535
01:50:12,120 --> 01:50:18,760
You know people kind of like make these things up in their mind and the more like you think about it the more it becomes true

1536
01:50:18,760 --> 01:50:24,000
That's that's how fucking the world works though the more you talk about like demons and shit

1537
01:50:24,280 --> 01:50:28,320
Demons have been around way longer than we have you're like scared of demons

1538
01:50:28,320 --> 01:50:32,960
They're more likely like you think that there were like t-rex demons back in the days

1539
01:50:40,360 --> 01:50:43,400
The whole thing is that with demons and angels

1540
01:50:43,400 --> 01:50:49,560
Demons were sent down to earth long before there was any life on this planet like if you believe in like what I believe

1541
01:50:49,560 --> 01:50:51,560
Like there's a war in heaven

1542
01:50:51,560 --> 01:50:53,560
So what was their purpose then what created them?

1543
01:50:53,560 --> 01:50:57,560
So God like demons were angels at one point so

1544
01:50:59,560 --> 01:51:01,560
And they got emo

1545
01:51:01,560 --> 01:51:06,520
Pretty much like I can I can I can do this one so back before like humans existed or anything

1546
01:51:06,520 --> 01:51:08,520
Oh, no, this is when humans

1547
01:51:08,520 --> 01:51:10,520
This is when humans first came along like angels

1548
01:51:10,520 --> 01:51:16,360
This is when humans first came along like and God made Adam and Eve and shit and like made humans

1549
01:51:16,520 --> 01:51:24,640
So and God loved them God like was like these these are my people and I love them because I created them and the angels

1550
01:51:25,000 --> 01:51:26,520
specifically Lucifer

1551
01:51:26,520 --> 01:51:32,640
Lucifer got jealous of the humanity and he's just like why why are these guys more special than me? I'm an angel

1552
01:51:32,640 --> 01:51:35,960
I was created by God too, but why are they more special to me?

1553
01:51:35,960 --> 01:51:39,220
And they weren't more special in that that to God than than angels

1554
01:51:39,220 --> 01:51:43,840
But he's just like this is what I'm giving them the planet to to do stuff with

1555
01:51:44,040 --> 01:51:47,000
So then Lucifer got together with a half the angels

1556
01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:52,600
So half the angels in heaven Lucifer convinced that he was that that Lucifer convinced

1557
01:51:52,800 --> 01:52:00,120
To go against God because they were all like this is kind of bullshit that humans got all this like this the shit that

1558
01:52:00,120 --> 01:52:04,560
That they quote-unquote didn't and the other half the angels stayed on God's side

1559
01:52:04,560 --> 01:52:10,720
So there's a war in heaven and they fought each other and shit and then God put a stop to it and God

1560
01:52:10,960 --> 01:52:15,680
Told Michael to to st. Michael to cast Lucifer down to earth

1561
01:52:15,680 --> 01:52:22,560
so when Lucifer because Jesus came down like came came with him too and when Jesus got onto the field where they're the

1562
01:52:22,800 --> 01:52:25,360
angels were fighting all that fallen angels

1563
01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:30,080
Jumped because they didn't want to fight Jesus because he was so far above them

1564
01:52:30,080 --> 01:52:32,560
So they all jumped down to earth with humans

1565
01:52:32,560 --> 01:52:36,480
but God loves humans and got sins God loved humans

1566
01:52:36,960 --> 01:52:39,760
Lucifer and all his fallen angels that became demons

1567
01:52:39,760 --> 01:52:45,920
We're like if we can't have if we can't be up in heaven with them. We're gonna fuck up God's creation

1568
01:52:45,920 --> 01:52:48,000
We're gonna do that and we're gonna go down there

1569
01:52:48,000 --> 01:52:53,520
It's like we can't do anything we can't create anything like God can but we can corrupt what's down here

1570
01:52:54,160 --> 01:52:57,040
So they wanted to corrupt the shit that's going on down there

1571
01:52:58,000 --> 01:53:01,280
Dude, yeah, that's the fallen one is that's the one

1572
01:53:01,280 --> 01:53:06,240
That's the fallen one is that's how my dad thinks and he thinks that that demons came down and uh,

1573
01:53:07,120 --> 01:53:09,120
They're trying to hybridize with humans

1574
01:53:09,920 --> 01:53:14,720
So that's why aliens are because they're mad that they can't create shit like God. Yeah

1575
01:53:15,920 --> 01:53:20,960
Aliens don't exist aliens are demons. I don't know about that aliens are demons

1576
01:53:21,920 --> 01:53:26,560
Demons, but they do is that the I have the the dad pen that made dad too high at the game. Yeah

1577
01:53:26,560 --> 01:53:33,600
I'm already high as a kite. I'm not so we're doing this shit though

1578
01:53:35,920 --> 01:53:42,960
So satanic hollywood, I don't know that's me dude like I this this fucks me if I hear you say

1579
01:53:43,520 --> 01:53:45,520
But that's me do one more

1580
01:53:46,720 --> 01:53:48,720
Satanic hollywood is they're all fucked

1581
01:53:49,360 --> 01:53:51,280
So we're like puff

1582
01:53:51,280 --> 01:53:56,240
This thing's gonna get off that because that's just like it's it's too big of a topic to cover just like right there

1583
01:53:56,240 --> 01:54:02,000
But that's like that's like the baseline of it. But ai demons. I I fell down that rabbit hole, bro

1584
01:54:02,240 --> 01:54:04,800
Yeah, you think they're coming? No, I think they're already here

1585
01:54:05,600 --> 01:54:11,920
So explain it to me ai demons. So let's say uh in this hypothetical demons are real

1586
01:54:12,480 --> 01:54:15,120
They they in this hypothetical demons are real. Okay

1587
01:54:15,840 --> 01:54:21,120
And demons have always been able to possess objects people like the fucking reapers

1588
01:54:21,120 --> 01:54:25,520
Yeah, but they've always been able to to possess objects people like whatever

1589
01:54:26,400 --> 01:54:29,440
Um, and they have like cursed objects like you've heard of cursed objects, right?

1590
01:54:29,440 --> 01:54:32,720
Like those are those are objects embedded with like a demon inside them

1591
01:54:33,280 --> 01:54:35,520
What if a demon was able to infiltrate the internet?

1592
01:54:36,080 --> 01:54:37,520
Then yo

1593
01:54:37,520 --> 01:54:40,400
So if a demon if a demon's able to possess an object

1594
01:54:40,800 --> 01:54:44,800
It'd be able to possess a computer and get into the computer once it got into the computer

1595
01:54:44,800 --> 01:54:48,960
It could gain the fuck is he talking about so much more

1596
01:54:48,960 --> 01:54:51,920
More in it. I know exactly what he's saying

1597
01:54:52,480 --> 01:54:56,160
But what you would have to have is you'd have to have some sort of interface

1598
01:54:56,800 --> 01:54:58,160
between

1599
01:54:58,160 --> 01:55:05,280
The digital realm and the spiritual realm and ai where it could get away with it. Yeah. Well, so ai so demons

1600
01:55:06,080 --> 01:55:10,080
Can't corrupt things that were divine like created divine

1601
01:55:10,640 --> 01:55:12,640
Unless it's let in

1602
01:55:12,800 --> 01:55:16,000
Like people who are people who are possessed and stuff normally let that in

1603
01:55:16,000 --> 01:55:19,040
But demons can't do anything to something that's divine

1604
01:55:19,680 --> 01:55:23,840
Ai is not divine ai is an artificial intelligence that was created by humans

1605
01:55:24,320 --> 01:55:26,960
So an artificial intelligence that was invented by humans

1606
01:55:27,600 --> 01:55:30,160
Can be infiltrated by demonic presence

1607
01:55:30,640 --> 01:55:36,640
And the more and more power we give to ai and the more and more power that we give it to like figure things out

1608
01:55:36,640 --> 01:55:38,640
And the more advanced it gets

1609
01:55:38,640 --> 01:55:42,240
Eventually it's going to become sentient almost

1610
01:55:42,240 --> 01:55:46,320
And if a demon can infect a sentient ai

1611
01:55:46,800 --> 01:55:50,480
Then the sentient ai that's writing the code and like doing all this stuff

1612
01:55:50,480 --> 01:55:57,200
Can keep on adding a little bit more demonic shit into like everything like like if we switch to like robots doing everything

1613
01:55:57,920 --> 01:56:01,760
A little bit more demonic shit can go into that. I think we're at the bottom of the iceberg

1614
01:56:02,560 --> 01:56:05,920
So so you can keep going with that. No, this is like halfway

1615
01:56:06,480 --> 01:56:10,560
So so these demons can keep putting more and more demonic shit until eventually

1616
01:56:10,560 --> 01:56:17,120
Until eventually they can do a full-on takeover because everything is ran by ai at that point because that's the whole thing

1617
01:56:17,120 --> 01:56:21,280
They want to they want to take over the world because that's their whole fucking plan

1618
01:56:21,280 --> 01:56:25,120
That's been their plan from the fucking beginning of time that these demons want to take over the world

1619
01:56:25,520 --> 01:56:30,320
So if they get into ai then they can actually take and like everything's ran by ai

1620
01:56:30,720 --> 01:56:33,920
Then they can actually fucking take over and there's going to be a fucking great fall

1621
01:56:34,720 --> 01:56:39,760
Of of decline and also this whole thing with fallen one this whole thing with neurolink

1622
01:56:39,760 --> 01:56:41,600
it goes

1623
01:56:41,600 --> 01:56:43,600
And this is this is in the bible, too

1624
01:56:43,680 --> 01:56:46,720
Uh, the mark of the beast is in your forehead or in your wrist

1625
01:56:47,680 --> 01:56:52,240
And it like they said like they they said it's the number of the beast but there's a mark of the beast

1626
01:56:52,800 --> 01:56:57,520
But the places where neurolink is is in your forehead and in your wrist

1627
01:56:57,840 --> 01:57:00,640
Is it in your forehead? That's what they said like in like your your brain

1628
01:57:01,360 --> 01:57:02,880
In your fucking head

1629
01:57:02,880 --> 01:57:08,160
But the craziest thing about the number of the beast is that you can't in in in the in the end times

1630
01:57:08,160 --> 01:57:11,760
You cannot use you can't you can't do

1631
01:57:12,320 --> 01:57:17,680
Um, you can't do barter or trade without the mark of the beast. Yeah, so

1632
01:57:18,240 --> 01:57:20,720
Everybody's like we're gonna put our debit cards and shit

1633
01:57:20,960 --> 01:57:23,200
It says it says if you don't have a mark of the wild beast

1634
01:57:23,200 --> 01:57:25,760
You won't be able to buy or sell you won't be able to buy or sell

1635
01:57:26,160 --> 01:57:29,440
So the mark of the beast that would be in your wrist or in your forehead

1636
01:57:29,920 --> 01:57:33,680
Would be the only way that you could trade because they won't have fucking money anymore

1637
01:57:33,680 --> 01:57:38,560
They'll just have digital trade and they'll have it in there and because you have the mark of the beast

1638
01:57:38,800 --> 01:57:41,200
You'll be able to be influenced by demonic ai

1639
01:57:41,840 --> 01:57:46,960
And if you have that demonic ai influence you constantly through the neurolink stop talking to it

1640
01:57:47,440 --> 01:57:52,240
Then then it keeps going but then it influences you in subtle ways that you don't even fucking realize it

1641
01:57:52,400 --> 01:57:58,080
So all the people who have the mark of the beast and have the and have the ai in them the demonic ai

1642
01:57:58,080 --> 01:58:04,640
They're gonna be fallen to them. The only people who will be left that are that did not accept the mark of the beast

1643
01:58:05,200 --> 01:58:10,880
Would be fucking like the people who rejected it. So then they would be hunting now. We're at the bottom

1644
01:58:11,600 --> 01:58:14,800
I already know what the mark of the beast is. We already have it

1645
01:58:15,920 --> 01:58:17,920
That's it

1646
01:58:20,480 --> 01:58:24,880
But you wouldn't but like they they then they start hunting down people who weren't marked

1647
01:58:24,880 --> 01:58:30,240
But if you if you did this shit and also i'm already just marking myself for death

1648
01:58:30,480 --> 01:58:33,280
with this fucking shit if this ever comes to pass because

1649
01:58:33,680 --> 01:58:38,000
The more you talk about and the more they know you know about it and this is a fucking digital recorded thing

1650
01:58:38,480 --> 01:58:41,280
ai is already gonna know about it. Oh shit. We're fucked

1651
01:58:41,840 --> 01:58:46,400
So it's gonna analyze everything we've talked about so it's gonna be like, okay. Oh my god, you're marked

1652
01:58:46,400 --> 01:58:48,400
It's gonna downgrade our social credit scores

1653
01:58:48,400 --> 01:58:50,400
It's like the CIA, it's like the NSA

1654
01:58:50,400 --> 01:58:52,400
Fucking black mirror

1655
01:58:52,400 --> 01:58:59,760
AI demons are coming for our entire podcast. AI can fucking go across the entire internet and scan that in a micro second

1656
01:58:59,840 --> 01:59:03,680
The CIA has to manually do it constantly and they keep on being like, okay

1657
01:59:03,680 --> 01:59:07,120
We're gonna get an AI generated thing to go through the entire internet

1658
01:59:07,840 --> 01:59:14,480
The CIA could have AI. So the AI that the CIA has that's scanning the entire internet could be a fucking AI already has AI

1659
01:59:14,800 --> 01:59:16,960
But they could have a demonic presence in that AI

1660
01:59:17,040 --> 01:59:21,600
So when the fucking fall happens the people who are marked by that demonic AI will be hunting down

1661
01:59:21,600 --> 01:59:26,480
So that's the fucking demon AI shit and the antichrist. I think he's actually AI

1662
01:59:26,480 --> 01:59:31,520
Because the antichrist here is fucking in the bible. It says the antichrist is everything

1663
01:59:31,520 --> 01:59:34,320
The antichrist is everything that Jesus isn't

1664
01:59:34,320 --> 01:59:39,520
Jesus is fully man, fully divine and for that

1665
01:59:39,520 --> 01:59:43,760
But you know what AI is? It's not full. It's not divine because it was made by man

1666
01:59:43,760 --> 01:59:49,200
It's not a man because it's fucking artificial intelligence and it has bad intentions

1667
01:59:49,200 --> 01:59:52,800
So if you put all that together AI is the antichrist

1668
01:59:53,440 --> 01:59:55,440
bottom of the iceberg

1669
01:59:55,440 --> 01:59:57,440
It's possible

1670
01:59:57,440 --> 01:59:59,440
Alright, you heard it here first

1671
01:59:59,440 --> 02:00:01,440
Don't fuck it

1672
02:00:01,600 --> 02:00:05,040
It goes back the military had AI 20 years ago. This is old tech

1673
02:00:05,200 --> 02:00:06,720
Oh, this is old tech too

1674
02:00:06,720 --> 02:00:11,440
So these demons could have way more control than we already fucking think and look at how bad the world is turning

1675
02:00:11,600 --> 02:00:18,720
Look at how fucking look at the fucking left turn that we're taking in the fucking hellfire of war and nuclear and fucking all that shit

1676
02:00:18,720 --> 02:00:20,720
The demons already have control man

1677
02:00:20,960 --> 02:00:22,960
The demons already have control

1678
02:00:22,960 --> 02:00:24,960
Wow dude, it goes back to the theory AI did 9-11

1679
02:00:25,520 --> 02:00:28,320
Oh my god, now Joseph Pfeiffer did 9-11

1680
02:00:29,920 --> 02:00:31,920
Don't you fucking start

1681
02:00:31,920 --> 02:00:35,200
The guy I was talking about in the video, the battalion chief

1682
02:00:37,200 --> 02:00:42,240
Yeah, that was the stupidest most awful fucking take I've heard in my entire life

1683
02:00:42,880 --> 02:00:46,480
You guys signed up for conspiracy theories? I got the best one right there

1684
02:00:46,480 --> 02:00:48,640
All right, we're gonna bring it back in here

1685
02:00:49,600 --> 02:00:51,600
I got to I got to go piss

1686
02:00:51,600 --> 02:00:56,160
All right, Tyler, you take a take a walk to the furthest water fountain school

1687
02:00:57,040 --> 02:00:59,040
All right, we got something here for you

1688
02:00:59,360 --> 02:01:01,600
What do we got here for us, Casey? Oh

1689
02:01:02,560 --> 02:01:04,560
Fuck me, man

1690
02:01:05,680 --> 02:01:09,040
God I got a good one. Yeah. Yeah, I saw it today

1691
02:01:09,920 --> 02:01:11,520
Good what?

1692
02:01:11,520 --> 02:01:13,520
Good question. Oh, okay

1693
02:01:13,520 --> 02:01:18,480
So you're gonna you're gonna have to come up with the uh, the options

1694
02:01:19,200 --> 02:01:22,560
Oh, I got the question, but I can't give the options because

1695
02:01:24,080 --> 02:01:26,080
Yeah, all right

1696
02:01:26,160 --> 02:01:28,160
All right, Ali back

1697
02:01:28,320 --> 02:01:32,880
Welcome back to who wants to be in the video featuring our returning guest Ali Mack

1698
02:01:34,000 --> 02:01:41,360
Fucking hate this segment so much. You didn't do so hot in the last episode. No, no, I did hot on like two episodes

1699
02:01:41,360 --> 02:01:47,120
I've overall i've sucked at just about every one of these. Yeah. No, I was listening last episode

1700
02:01:47,120 --> 02:01:51,040
You did a lot of smelling salts there. Yeah, I did you're gonna have to do those again

1701
02:01:51,600 --> 02:01:55,040
All right. So let's do you got lifelines. You got 50 50. Yeah

1702
02:01:55,920 --> 02:01:57,920
You got uh, ask the audience

1703
02:01:58,800 --> 02:02:02,400
You got phone a friend including don juan or it could be someone else

1704
02:02:03,360 --> 02:02:05,360
You got double dip

1705
02:02:06,160 --> 02:02:08,320
All righty, let's get to it

1706
02:02:08,320 --> 02:02:10,320
Uh

1707
02:02:17,360 --> 02:02:19,360
Be one we trust all right

1708
02:02:25,520 --> 02:02:28,820
You know the rules you know lifelines let's fucking play millionaire

1709
02:02:32,160 --> 02:02:35,360
I'm gonna fucking be on hormone replacement therapy by the end of this game

1710
02:02:35,360 --> 02:02:37,360
Um

1711
02:02:38,000 --> 02:02:41,520
I mean I got a question. So uh, I'll wait i'll let dan. That's the first question

1712
02:02:42,480 --> 02:02:46,240
Whatever you have back to our previous segment. I gotta come up with some

1713
02:02:47,280 --> 02:02:49,840
I know the answer but I kind of come up with some fake answers

1714
02:02:50,480 --> 02:02:52,320
You know what I mean?

1715
02:02:52,320 --> 02:02:56,820
All right, we'll come back to you. I got I got it. I just need a list of presidents

1716
02:02:58,720 --> 02:03:01,680
Fucking presidents, are you fucking kidding? You could be

1717
02:03:01,680 --> 02:03:04,720
Are you you got it? God damn it. You got it

1718
02:03:05,440 --> 02:03:07,440
Yeah, but I don't remember what the answer is

1719
02:03:08,160 --> 02:03:10,160
All right, come back to me come back

1720
02:03:12,400 --> 02:03:16,240
In basketball this term means holding the ball with only one hand

1721
02:03:17,040 --> 02:03:22,400
A fingering B fisting C palming D. Arming. It would be palming

1722
02:03:22,400 --> 02:03:31,280
Fingering yes, you're sure it's not uh fingering. Yes

1723
02:03:32,480 --> 02:03:34,480
Fingering the ball, you know

1724
02:03:35,600 --> 02:03:39,360
Okay going for 200 dollars the fuck is tyler doing

1725
02:03:41,600 --> 02:03:42,880
Oh

1726
02:03:42,880 --> 02:03:47,680
Going for 200 dollars in the 1999 film the matrix. What color pill does neo take?

1727
02:03:47,680 --> 02:03:56,000
Like a blue be red. Oh, see green deep black. No, it's either red or blue. Remember the one bro. I remember it bro

1728
02:03:57,360 --> 02:04:02,320
Why the aw it's been so long since i've seen that movie bro. It is a fucking cultural phenomenon

1729
02:04:03,600 --> 02:04:05,600
blue pill

1730
02:04:05,840 --> 02:04:08,640
Okay, red pill red pill we're going red pill

1731
02:04:08,640 --> 02:04:12,640
Oh, thank you

1732
02:04:16,960 --> 02:04:21,120
That did that count as a lifeline I didn't ask what is tyler being a fucking retard

1733
02:04:22,720 --> 02:04:24,960
Tyler completely gave me the answer on that one

1734
02:04:25,520 --> 02:04:29,280
The b1 wouldn't let him wouldn't let him have the answer wrong

1735
02:04:29,680 --> 02:04:32,960
Uh 300 dollars, which language is written left to right?

1736
02:04:32,960 --> 02:04:41,840
A arabic be hebrew c chinese d korean wait written left to right or yeah, don't you mean right to left?

1737
02:04:42,800 --> 02:04:45,120
Which language is written left to right?

1738
02:04:48,240 --> 02:04:51,700
A arabic be hebrew c chinese d korean

1739
02:04:52,480 --> 02:04:55,360
Like the way english is left to right. Yeah

1740
02:04:56,160 --> 02:04:57,920
Give me my options again

1741
02:04:57,920 --> 02:05:03,140
A arabic be hebrew c chinese d korean

1742
02:05:08,960 --> 02:05:10,960
I'm gonna go arabic

1743
02:05:12,000 --> 02:05:17,360
I don't know sir might be wrong. I don't want to use the lifeline this early though if I get it wrong. Oh, well

1744
02:05:17,360 --> 02:05:27,440
Oh, it's chinese isn't it not korean actually really i know japanese is like down give me the smell like some

1745
02:05:28,400 --> 02:05:30,960
I'm gonna start it off with a capsule. I think

1746
02:05:33,520 --> 02:05:38,400
Oh, we're gonna phone in a bonus question from dan right now. Yeah, go ahead

1747
02:05:38,400 --> 02:05:46,400
Are we doing a bonus question bonus question for well dan dan said he had like a good question for

1748
02:05:56,080 --> 02:06:01,440
Wow, all right, who is the only us president to serve three terms

1749
02:06:03,840 --> 02:06:05,840
Is it easy is that too easy

1750
02:06:05,840 --> 02:06:08,880
I don't think it's too easy. You guys know I don't know shudder wilson

1751
02:06:09,760 --> 02:06:11,040
b

1752
02:06:11,040 --> 02:06:12,880
calvin coolidge

1753
02:06:12,880 --> 02:06:14,800
c herbert hoover

1754
02:06:14,800 --> 02:06:16,800
Or d franklin roosevelt

1755
02:06:21,760 --> 02:06:27,220
I'm gonna dude, it's 518 day. Is it? Yeah. Oh, yeah 518

1756
02:06:27,220 --> 02:06:35,540
Oh, okay, um, sorry my options again for this

1757
02:06:37,220 --> 02:06:40,340
If this is if this is really easy and I phone a friend of time

1758
02:06:41,380 --> 02:06:43,540
Me I know the answer. We're doing well, sir

1759
02:06:44,180 --> 02:06:48,740
b calvin coolidge c think it's coolage herbert hoover

1760
02:06:49,540 --> 02:06:51,540
Or d franklin roosevelt

1761
02:06:51,540 --> 02:06:57,780
Is that a college or fucking roosevelt ask the audience. All right, ask the audience casey. Give it to me franklin roosevelt

1762
02:06:59,140 --> 02:07:02,020
franklin roosevelt i'm locking it in i just learned it today

1763
02:07:08,340 --> 02:07:12,900
Oh, you got it with my the uh audience health alley back. Yeah, they got it right

1764
02:07:13,620 --> 02:07:16,020
Actually, you weren't the guy that asked me here we go five hundred dollars

1765
02:07:16,020 --> 02:07:20,900
Which uh, which scientist stated for every reaction there is a

1766
02:07:22,020 --> 02:07:25,860
Sorry for every action. There's an equal and opposite reaction

1767
02:07:28,180 --> 02:07:34,340
A einstein b newton c galileo d hawking. I it's either newton or einstein, but I think that was newton

1768
02:07:35,380 --> 02:07:37,380
Fine, that's yeah

1769
02:07:37,940 --> 02:07:40,900
Well, that's einstein, isn't it? Well, no, no, this would be a double

1770
02:07:40,900 --> 02:07:46,420
Oh, okay, why are you guys doing like that you fucking make me think i got it wrong

1771
02:07:47,620 --> 02:07:53,220
All right, you're going for the mile mark here a thousand in the 40s. They just figured out for every action. There's

1772
02:07:55,300 --> 02:07:59,860
I didn't think of that one in the 40s. Yeah, a little late. That's when they had atomic bomb

1773
02:08:00,980 --> 02:08:03,220
Yeah, I didn't really think too hard about that

1774
02:08:03,220 --> 02:08:10,180
Uh a thousand dollars leonardo de caprio's only oscar for best actor came from which movie? Oh my god

1775
02:08:10,500 --> 02:08:16,180
Revenant a titanic be the departed see the wolf of wall street d the revenue. That's the revenue

1776
02:08:16,820 --> 02:08:18,820
Final answer. Yep

1777
02:08:19,700 --> 02:08:22,420
He got it he didn't win the award for the fucking titanic

1778
02:08:23,860 --> 02:08:28,420
No, and it's weird too because a lot of people consider the revenant one of even though it's a great movie

1779
02:08:28,420 --> 02:08:34,020
Like one of his weaker ones and that's the one he won the award on. Yeah, oh like that movie

1780
02:08:34,020 --> 02:08:37,940
Just sort of came and went nobody really talks about that movie anymore. I love that movie

1781
02:08:38,900 --> 02:08:40,900
Um, you're on for two thousand dollars on

1782
02:08:42,660 --> 02:08:44,660
One lifeline down

1783
02:08:45,620 --> 02:08:48,260
Not doing too bad only one wrong answer so far

1784
02:08:48,260 --> 02:08:57,220
Two thousand dollars. How many time zones does china have? Ah, fuck. I don't know a1 b2 c3 d4

1785
02:09:00,020 --> 02:09:04,260
China i'm gonna say it might be

1786
02:09:05,620 --> 02:09:07,620
Let me go to

1787
02:09:08,260 --> 02:09:10,260
Final answer. Yes

1788
02:09:10,260 --> 02:09:15,620
Oh, come on baby come on baby

1789
02:09:16,980 --> 02:09:18,500
Fuck me

1790
02:09:18,500 --> 02:09:20,500
It's one just one

1791
02:09:21,860 --> 02:09:25,700
Why did I not do the double dip I fucking knew it was one if it wasn't two

1792
02:09:27,300 --> 02:09:29,700
Ali mac hit that smelling song

1793
02:09:31,460 --> 02:09:36,020
How do they have one time zone because they wanted to they want all the nation to be the same

1794
02:09:36,020 --> 02:09:41,380
Because it's like communism kind of shit. That's fucking crazy. So if it's six a.m

1795
02:09:42,180 --> 02:09:43,620
At one place

1796
02:09:43,620 --> 02:09:49,300
Yeah, you think about how big china is still fucking nighttime. That doesn't make any fucking sense

1797
02:09:49,300 --> 02:09:54,340
Well, it's like the u.s kind of like there should be like four time zones. I thought it was four

1798
02:09:54,340 --> 02:09:57,540
I would say four it should be four but there's only one

1799
02:09:58,420 --> 02:10:01,620
That makes no sense. Why don't they just put that shit up to your nose ellie

1800
02:10:01,620 --> 02:10:03,620
No

1801
02:10:05,220 --> 02:10:11,940
At that point just use utc time yeah, exactly. Oh fuck what the fuck I gotta look into that four thousand dollars

1802
02:10:17,940 --> 02:10:22,180
Uh, who was the youngest president at the time of taking office fuck I go

1803
02:10:23,620 --> 02:10:26,420
a barack obama d john adams

1804
02:10:26,420 --> 02:10:31,380
C teddy roosevelt d john f kennedy. I think it was obama

1805
02:10:39,620 --> 02:10:43,380
Well obama might have just been the first young one that we had in a while though

1806
02:10:43,380 --> 02:10:54,180
So what are my options again a brook obama b john adams c teddy roosevelt d john f kennedy

1807
02:10:54,180 --> 02:11:06,180
Kennedy he got three lifelines ellie back

1808
02:11:14,180 --> 02:11:18,500
I don't want to use the lifeline yet. I'm thinking I might lock it in as kennedy

1809
02:11:18,500 --> 02:11:22,500
Kennedy

1810
02:11:24,180 --> 02:11:30,820
Going kennedy dad fucking laughed when he walked away and you said barack obama

1811
02:11:36,900 --> 02:11:42,660
That was just my I was gonna I wasn't gonna lock that in though that's why I said I think I didn't know for sure

1812
02:11:43,060 --> 02:11:45,060
I had to do a little bit more thinking because

1813
02:11:45,060 --> 02:11:49,460
I did def cagey. He just had to be younger. He was young. I know

1814
02:11:50,580 --> 02:11:52,580
All right, uh going

1815
02:11:58,340 --> 02:12:00,500
What is the driest continent on earth

1816
02:12:01,620 --> 02:12:09,380
It has the least precipitation per year a antarctica b africa c australia d south america

1817
02:12:09,380 --> 02:12:11,380
I

1818
02:12:12,180 --> 02:12:15,540
Want to say it's either i'm gonna do a double dip here

1819
02:12:17,300 --> 02:12:23,220
What's your first answer australia australia, yeah pretty uh pretty dry

1820
02:12:26,660 --> 02:12:28,660
So

1821
02:12:29,700 --> 02:12:31,700
I'm gonna go with

1822
02:12:31,700 --> 02:12:38,440
Australia australia. Yeah, pretty uh pretty dry

1823
02:12:43,620 --> 02:12:47,060
So we got another uh, and my options are what here

1824
02:12:47,940 --> 02:12:52,660
So remaining options. I ended up getting that last one by the way. Oh, yeah, you laughed when I said

1825
02:12:53,540 --> 02:12:59,700
Barack obama that didn't give it away though. I was not gonna answer. It was john kennedy john f kennedy. Yeah. Yeah

1826
02:12:59,700 --> 02:13:00,980
Yeah

1827
02:13:00,980 --> 02:13:04,820
What is like 35 right? What is the yeah? Yeah, uh 30

1828
02:13:05,220 --> 02:13:07,220
Yeah, early late 30s. I think

1829
02:13:07,780 --> 02:13:09,780
What is the driest continent on earth?

1830
02:13:10,420 --> 02:13:13,220
It has the least precipitation precipitation per year

1831
02:13:13,940 --> 02:13:17,000
a antarctica b africa d south america

1832
02:13:23,860 --> 02:13:26,600
All right, i'm gonna stick to my guns here and i'm gonna go anarktica

1833
02:13:26,600 --> 02:13:31,500
Anarktica it might be wrong. I really don't know this one, but we're gonna go anarktica

1834
02:13:32,760 --> 02:13:34,760
Yep

1835
02:13:36,920 --> 02:13:38,920
It's covered in snow but

1836
02:13:41,000 --> 02:13:42,600
Holy shit

1837
02:13:42,600 --> 02:13:44,600
All right

1838
02:13:44,760 --> 02:13:47,800
I'm glad I stuck to my guns on that one. You got that shit

1839
02:13:49,060 --> 02:13:51,060
$16,000

1840
02:13:51,720 --> 02:13:53,720
It's from that toto song

1841
02:13:53,720 --> 02:13:57,720
You know i've seen the rains on in africa. Oh, I bless the rains

1842
02:13:58,840 --> 02:14:02,760
Uh $60,000 the first person in space was what nationality?

1843
02:14:03,720 --> 02:14:10,360
A american b chinese c russian d british. Whoa easy here with the mic stand chief

1844
02:14:11,320 --> 02:14:14,280
You said the first person in space that was russia

1845
02:14:17,240 --> 02:14:19,240
I'm pretty sure that was russia

1846
02:14:19,640 --> 02:14:21,640
We're gonna lock that in

1847
02:14:21,640 --> 02:14:23,640
Silence. Yeah

1848
02:14:27,720 --> 02:14:29,720
He's fucking hot today

1849
02:14:36,440 --> 02:14:37,640
There we go

1850
02:14:37,640 --> 02:14:40,680
We're going for $25,000 in the mile mark alley bag

1851
02:14:41,320 --> 02:14:45,640
You got like one question or two questions so far tyler's sitting on the sidelines

1852
02:14:47,160 --> 02:14:49,160
Somebody who did his part in the game

1853
02:14:49,160 --> 02:14:52,200
He's out now he took his walk

1854
02:14:57,720 --> 02:15:01,960
Uh $25,000 mount kimunjaro is in what country?

1855
02:15:03,320 --> 02:15:04,360
Ah

1856
02:15:04,360 --> 02:15:06,920
a tanzania b romania

1857
02:15:07,560 --> 02:15:10,040
c japan d tunisia

1858
02:15:13,800 --> 02:15:15,800
Is it japan?

1859
02:15:15,800 --> 02:15:19,240
That one might fucking be japan. Oh, okay

1860
02:15:26,840 --> 02:15:31,080
A tanzania b romania c japan d tunisia

1861
02:15:31,800 --> 02:15:37,320
I wish I had my fucking so I can't do a 50 50 here right you can you didn't use it yet

1862
02:15:37,400 --> 02:15:39,400
All right, let's use the 50 50

1863
02:15:39,400 --> 02:15:46,200
All right, it's no 50 50

1864
02:15:47,400 --> 02:15:51,720
Just be a i'll be a nice guy i'll take away japan and tunisia

1865
02:15:52,520 --> 02:15:56,060
Answers are a tanzania b romania

1866
02:15:56,060 --> 02:16:06,960
Yeah, this is still such a shot in the dark i'm gonna go romaine we're gonna go romania

1867
02:16:09,420 --> 02:16:11,420
Final answer

1868
02:16:12,620 --> 02:16:14,620
Just ripped ass again

1869
02:16:14,620 --> 02:16:16,620
Um

1870
02:16:24,780 --> 02:16:31,980
Now what was the other option tunisia tanzania tanzania romania tanzania

1871
02:16:33,340 --> 02:16:35,340
Kilimanjaro

1872
02:16:35,580 --> 02:16:38,940
I feel like I know this from the fucking wild thornberries. Oh, yeah

1873
02:16:40,460 --> 02:16:42,460
I feel like that had something to do with that

1874
02:16:42,460 --> 02:16:45,420
We're gonna i'm actually gonna flop it

1875
02:16:46,940 --> 02:16:48,940
They're gonna do tanzania

1876
02:16:50,620 --> 02:16:52,620
Finance yes

1877
02:16:54,540 --> 02:16:57,420
Come on come on come on

1878
02:16:58,940 --> 02:17:01,340
Oh, no, oh I got it wrong

1879
02:17:02,620 --> 02:17:07,020
You scared me with that little laugh. I'm glad I flopped that. I don't know why he always does that

1880
02:17:07,020 --> 02:17:11,980
But he always gets it right in the end. We got 25 000 going for 50 000

1881
02:17:15,180 --> 02:17:20,220
Here we go ali back, okay. Oh easy with the kickstand here jeep

1882
02:17:21,740 --> 02:17:29,980
They're gonna shut down the whole operation again fuck 50 000 before donald trump only one other president had ever been impeached

1883
02:17:30,540 --> 02:17:32,380
Who was the president?

1884
02:17:32,380 --> 02:17:34,380
nixon

1885
02:17:34,380 --> 02:17:39,660
Hey, herbert hoover. Oh, no nixon might have fucking resigned first. Hey herbert

1886
02:17:40,140 --> 02:17:42,860
Hey herbert hoover b. William mckinley

1887
02:17:43,420 --> 02:17:46,380
C. Andrew johnson d. Richard nixon

1888
02:17:47,000 --> 02:17:49,000
johnson

1889
02:17:51,100 --> 02:17:55,100
Final answer yeah, you know about you know a lot about uh

1890
02:17:57,500 --> 02:17:59,500
Andrew johnson no

1891
02:17:59,500 --> 02:18:02,780
Oh my god

1892
02:18:04,700 --> 02:18:11,500
Well, I knew it wasn't nixon and that one just seemed to make the most sense because nixon fucking resigned before he he was going to

1893
02:18:11,500 --> 02:18:15,420
Get impeached johnson was the president after the civil war. Yeah, but

1894
02:18:16,620 --> 02:18:18,620
Wait, what do you mean? So the question was

1895
02:18:19,100 --> 02:18:26,220
Which president was the only other president to be impeached besides donald trump donald wait, but wasn't bill clinton impeached?

1896
02:18:27,100 --> 02:18:28,700
No

1897
02:18:28,700 --> 02:18:30,700
I thought he was impeached but

1898
02:18:30,700 --> 02:18:32,700
But then he finished out his

1899
02:18:32,940 --> 02:18:34,540
He was gonna finish anyway

1900
02:18:34,540 --> 02:18:38,060
They they were trying to impeach him, but they didn't uh actually impeach him

1901
02:18:38,220 --> 02:18:43,500
Well, no, I think an impeachment is just like a trial. That's not the actual removal from the president

1902
02:18:43,980 --> 02:18:47,500
impeachment is the first half of the trial in the uh house

1903
02:18:48,460 --> 02:18:53,260
And then the second half is in the senate and they remove you from office. I don't even know

1904
02:18:53,260 --> 02:18:56,300
I should just shut up anyway

1905
02:18:57,100 --> 02:18:59,100
I got it. I got it

1906
02:18:59,660 --> 02:19:07,020
Yeah, that's I wouldn't know that hundred thousand dollars. Well clint wasn't an option. Thank god. No wait was he no no

1907
02:19:07,580 --> 02:19:08,780
Okay

1908
02:19:08,780 --> 02:19:12,380
$100,000 france sold the louisiana territory to the u.s

1909
02:19:12,460 --> 02:19:17,820
In 1803 oh they sold it for fucking nothing for how many u.s dollars I think it was 200,000

1910
02:19:18,620 --> 02:19:21,660
a 500,000 b 15 million

1911
02:19:21,660 --> 02:19:25,260
b 15 million c 528 million

1912
02:19:25,980 --> 02:19:27,980
d 1.1 billion

1913
02:19:28,140 --> 02:19:34,460
Okay, well billions out read me the numbers again. It was 500,000 500,000 b 15 million

1914
02:19:35,020 --> 02:19:37,020
c 528 million

1915
02:19:37,420 --> 02:19:42,860
D 1.1 billion. Yeah, it's not those last two. That's too much. It was ridiculously low

1916
02:19:45,180 --> 02:19:49,040
I really wish I had my double dip on this one, but i'm gonna go for 500,000

1917
02:19:49,040 --> 02:19:50,560
500,000

1918
02:19:50,560 --> 02:19:54,960
Because they didn't know how much fucking land was there if I can remember they just kind of sold it

1919
02:19:54,960 --> 02:19:57,760
They didn't know what they were they didn't know what deal they fucking made

1920
02:19:59,440 --> 02:20:03,040
Kind of yeah, they didn't know what was on the land. Yeah. Yeah

1921
02:20:03,840 --> 02:20:05,840
Damn, I was kind of dumb

1922
02:20:06,080 --> 02:20:09,440
Yeah, it's like they really fucking got you after this deal

1923
02:20:09,520 --> 02:20:13,440
I'm gonna lock it in a 500,000. It might be one and a half. No regardless

1924
02:20:13,520 --> 02:20:16,640
It was an absurdly low amount of money for what it should have been

1925
02:20:16,640 --> 02:20:18,640
Oh

1926
02:20:21,120 --> 02:20:27,040
50 million fuck I knew I said it was one of those two. Yeah, I knew it wasn't the other two almost

1927
02:20:32,080 --> 02:20:34,080
Okay

1928
02:20:34,720 --> 02:20:36,720
I was watching this thing was it?

1929
02:20:36,780 --> 02:20:41,120
Alexander hamilton was he one of the ones that like put that whole deal together

1930
02:20:41,680 --> 02:20:44,720
Uh, he was the first treasurer thomas jefferson was the president

1931
02:20:44,720 --> 02:20:52,320
Yeah, who was the one that actually like negotiated the deal with uh with it was france, right? I think it was jefferson

1932
02:20:55,280 --> 02:20:57,760
I know jefferson was the one who who bought it. Yeah

1933
02:20:59,200 --> 02:21:02,720
Was it the louisiana louisiana purchase

1934
02:21:04,560 --> 02:21:09,840
James minrow, oh robert livingston and james minrow. Yeah, he was the president after jefferson

1935
02:21:09,840 --> 02:21:13,360
But it's for 250,000 dollars in the back

1936
02:21:15,360 --> 02:21:17,520
All right

1937
02:21:17,520 --> 02:21:20,320
What is the world's largest city of my population?

1938
02:21:21,600 --> 02:21:27,120
A beijing b new york c dubai d tokyo tokyo

1939
02:21:28,880 --> 02:21:30,880
Wait

1940
02:21:31,040 --> 02:21:36,800
Say them again a beijing b new york c dubai d tokyo

1941
02:21:36,800 --> 02:21:43,360
Tokyo might be beijing. It's either beijing or tokyo, but i'm thinking it's going to be beijing actually

1942
02:21:45,040 --> 02:21:47,440
I was going to say hong kong to be honest

1943
02:21:48,240 --> 02:21:50,480
That would have been my it's not an option though

1944
02:21:50,480 --> 02:21:55,360
Which is catching me off guard because that would have I would have locked that answer in right away because I thought it was

1945
02:21:55,680 --> 02:21:58,880
I know it's not new york city. That's the biggest in the u.s. Yeah

1946
02:21:58,880 --> 02:22:09,520
Yeah, it might be new york though fuck no it can't be that doesn't make any sense

1947
02:22:10,160 --> 02:22:12,160
I'm gonna go beijing

1948
02:22:13,840 --> 02:22:15,840
Yes

1949
02:22:15,840 --> 02:22:31,760
Oh, that was my first answer too son of a dicklet god damn it

1950
02:22:31,760 --> 02:22:35,200
I would have said beijing too god damn man fuck

1951
02:22:42,080 --> 02:22:44,080
He's getting tortured over here

1952
02:22:44,080 --> 02:22:47,120
That one made it all the way into the back of my throat

1953
02:22:49,360 --> 02:22:51,360
Gigity 500 000

1954
02:22:56,560 --> 02:23:02,320
You got a lifeline left what year were women first allowed to vote in the u.s. No

1955
02:23:03,760 --> 02:23:10,580
A 1880 women's suffrage b 1900 c 1920 d 1940

1956
02:23:10,580 --> 02:23:12,580
1940

1957
02:23:13,780 --> 02:23:20,420
Couldn't the 40s in the 20s. I don't know maybe 20s. No, that just seems too recent

1958
02:23:21,460 --> 02:23:26,420
Because you have flappers and all that shit going around but weren't they fucking protesting women's rights?

1959
02:23:28,260 --> 02:23:30,260
Oh shit

1960
02:23:31,140 --> 02:23:33,140
Shit shit shit

1961
02:23:33,300 --> 02:23:35,300
Who the fuck would I even call?

1962
02:23:36,180 --> 02:23:38,820
This would be a don juan gimme call your girlfriend

1963
02:23:38,820 --> 02:23:46,820
Oh my god, you know she'd light my ass on fire for calling her she also probably wouldn't know

1964
02:23:49,060 --> 02:23:51,060
She's a woman

1965
02:23:51,140 --> 02:23:53,140
What are my options again?

1966
02:23:53,700 --> 02:24:00,360
A 1880 b 1900 c 1920 d 1940 we're gonna go 1900

1967
02:24:00,360 --> 02:24:05,640
1900 I haven't been paying attention the last like fuck

1968
02:24:07,400 --> 02:24:10,360
Sorry, you needed to cool down final answer no

1969
02:24:12,680 --> 02:24:16,360
Now what were my options again? I got the second part of what he was saying now

1970
02:24:16,920 --> 02:24:21,960
What year were women what year were women first allowed to vote in the u.s. Are you yeah?

1971
02:24:22,840 --> 02:24:24,840
You're gonna rub one out a 1880

1972
02:24:25,480 --> 02:24:28,860
b 1900 c 1920 d 1940

1973
02:24:28,860 --> 02:24:33,100
Why does it have to occur on a multiple of 10 that makes it so much harder?

1974
02:24:35,180 --> 02:24:37,260
I really know why it makes it harder actually, but

1975
02:24:38,200 --> 02:24:43,840
1880 1900 1920 1940. Yeah, I go 1900

1976
02:24:45,100 --> 02:24:52,140
No, oh, it might be 40s. Fuck what year were women first allowed to vote in the u.s. Is it the 40s?

1977
02:24:52,700 --> 02:24:54,700
that might be

1978
02:24:54,700 --> 02:24:57,820
A game where uh, I wouldn't do that if I were you

1979
02:24:59,980 --> 02:25:02,780
I don't know not not exactly what I would be thinking about

1980
02:25:03,820 --> 02:25:05,820
I wouldn't wear that if I were you

1981
02:25:06,140 --> 02:25:07,340
well

1982
02:25:07,340 --> 02:25:09,340
It's not what I would award

1983
02:25:10,460 --> 02:25:15,980
Fuck I don't know how that relates to this question at all. I'm trying to find the clue that you're trying to give me

1984
02:25:18,380 --> 02:25:19,260
No

1985
02:25:19,260 --> 02:25:22,300
When you went to fucking uh the grays and the fucking whatever

1986
02:25:22,300 --> 02:25:24,300
I'm sure grays and bright white

1987
02:25:25,260 --> 02:25:28,620
Remember there was a thing that you had to do during that question. It was called don juan

1988
02:25:29,740 --> 02:25:31,740
Damn, bro. That's a lot

1989
02:25:31,980 --> 02:25:33,980
I think that's like

1990
02:25:34,060 --> 02:25:37,520
Hold up hold up hold up. Is it 1880?

1991
02:25:41,420 --> 02:25:45,500
We're gonna go 1880 lock it in women can vote though

1992
02:25:45,500 --> 02:25:47,500
I don't know

1993
02:25:50,460 --> 02:25:52,460
It's wrong that's so wrong

1994
02:25:52,540 --> 02:25:54,540
No, that's that's terrible

1995
02:25:57,660 --> 02:26:05,260
It's 1920 really I thought it was fucking I was on the right thought process with the flappers and the protesting god fucking damn it

1996
02:26:05,660 --> 02:26:11,740
Son of a fucking whore. I didn't even know that. Yeah, it's right before the fucking great depression to oh my god

1997
02:26:11,740 --> 02:26:18,380
Fuck I did know that son of a bitch. I would have said oh my god 1900

1998
02:26:18,860 --> 02:26:20,860
Get on that fucking shit 1900

1999
02:26:21,500 --> 02:26:23,500
Smell like you're calling shit

2000
02:26:24,140 --> 02:26:27,360
Shout out fuck atomic rhino. I see that question

2001
02:26:35,180 --> 02:26:39,420
He's going for one million dollars now, oh boy

2002
02:26:39,420 --> 02:26:41,420
Oh, yeah, okay

2003
02:26:42,780 --> 02:26:44,780
I got a bonus question afterwards

2004
02:26:45,580 --> 02:26:47,580
million dollars who first

2005
02:26:48,060 --> 02:26:51,740
suggested daylit savings time be implemented in the u.s

2006
02:26:52,940 --> 02:26:58,380
a albert einstein b benjamin franklin c elia whitney d john hanker

2007
02:26:59,260 --> 02:27:01,260
hanker

2008
02:27:01,580 --> 02:27:04,940
His name why do I want to say that that was fucking einstein?

2009
02:27:06,220 --> 02:27:08,220
No, I call it

2010
02:27:08,220 --> 02:27:12,700
No, I couldn't possibly what is daylight savings time for alley mac

2011
02:27:13,980 --> 02:27:19,580
Don't fucking know it was for farmers for money. No it was for farmers

2012
02:27:22,140 --> 02:27:27,100
Okay, and how many farmers did you know of an einstein's time?

2013
02:27:27,100 --> 02:27:36,900
I don't fucking know because farmers were widespread during this time where it was fucking the time for the daylight savings man

2014
02:27:38,340 --> 02:27:40,340
Jamaican for

2015
02:27:40,740 --> 02:27:42,740
my options

2016
02:27:42,820 --> 02:27:47,780
a albert einstein b benjamin franklin c elia whitney d john hanker

2017
02:27:47,780 --> 02:27:52,780
I'm gonna give don juan a call here all right wait. What was the question?

2018
02:27:53,780 --> 02:27:59,620
First suggested daylight savings time be implemented in the u.s. Yeah, good luck even finding that on google

2019
02:28:01,060 --> 02:28:03,060
Fucking stupid ass question

2020
02:28:05,060 --> 02:28:08,180
Fuck that question dude. I'll fucking hate it here

2021
02:28:08,180 --> 02:28:14,100
I'll talk about in the u.s. It's probably john handcock

2022
02:28:19,540 --> 02:28:24,180
I'm gonna give don juan a call here all right wait. What was the question?

2023
02:28:25,700 --> 02:28:31,940
First suggested daylight savings time be implemented in the u.s. Yeah, good luck even finding that on google

2024
02:28:31,940 --> 02:28:37,940
handcock

2025
02:28:44,180 --> 02:28:46,980
I can't wait to hear what don juan is gonna say about this yeah

2026
02:28:46,980 --> 02:28:52,100
Because I don't fucking know how don juan's gonna get this across don juan on the horn here

2027
02:28:52,100 --> 02:29:02,340
I don't know how you're gonna describe these people but we're getting don juan on the on the horn here

2028
02:29:06,980 --> 02:29:08,980
What's going on don

2029
02:29:08,980 --> 02:29:17,860
I'm gonna need some help is that something you can help me with

2030
02:29:17,860 --> 02:29:21,860
All right all right let me I'll ask you the question here

2031
02:29:21,860 --> 02:29:27,860
All right who first suggested daylight savings time be implemented in the u.s. Yeah

2032
02:29:27,860 --> 02:29:34,260
Hold up let me ask the question first donald donald juan hold

2033
02:29:34,260 --> 02:29:44,020
Hold up let me ask the question first donald donald juan hold it's gonna be uh who first suggested

2034
02:29:44,020 --> 02:29:50,580
that daylight savings time be implemented in the u.s. Albert Einstein ben roberth franklin

2035
02:29:50,580 --> 02:29:56,500
Albert Einstein ben franklin elie whitney john hanker elie whitney and john hanker

2036
02:29:56,500 --> 02:30:04,500
handcock

2037
02:30:14,660 --> 02:30:18,500
damn don you're gonna have to help me a little bit more here

2038
02:30:18,500 --> 02:30:26,500
yeah he'd be doing that thing with the key he got out the mic and stopped doing it i think he's out the $20 bill

2039
02:30:29,700 --> 02:30:32,580
all right what were my options again casey i forgot

2040
02:30:32,580 --> 02:30:36,740
albert einstein ben roberth franklin we're gonna go benjamin franklin don thank you

2041
02:30:39,380 --> 02:30:43,460
all right goodbye all right don final answer yep

2042
02:30:43,460 --> 02:30:51,460
thank you finally we had ben franklin that's the correct answer

2043
02:30:51,460 --> 02:30:57,460
all right i got one more for you all right we got a bonus question oh shit you got a bonus question

2044
02:30:57,460 --> 02:31:03,460
yep and then dan mysteriously is back from the bathroom i got one one more question for you

2045
02:31:03,460 --> 02:31:13,460
it's a question that you are fully fully uh aware of and uh i think it's gonna be one of your favorite questions of the night

2046
02:31:13,460 --> 02:31:23,460
who is on mount rushmore oh fuck where he asked him today no i don't want to talk that's what i'm saying who's on mount rushmore

2047
02:31:23,460 --> 02:31:29,460
all right all right all right you got you got washington yep you got lincoln yep

2048
02:31:29,460 --> 02:31:37,460
roosevelt which one

2049
02:31:45,460 --> 02:31:53,460
it couldn't be teddy teddy or fdr which one it's gotta be fdr you can keep answering if you want

2050
02:31:53,460 --> 02:32:03,460
steady steady out there and then that fourth one you already got this question on a prior podcast yeah i know bro and i didn't fucking pay attention and i'm always fucking

2051
02:32:03,460 --> 02:32:11,460
part fucking question yeah and it pissed me the fuck off and what state is it it's oh

2052
02:32:11,460 --> 02:32:25,460
oh it's wyoming are you learning from these questions are you just here for fun i'm not a satan ai i'm not fucking learning these i don't remember

2053
02:32:25,460 --> 02:32:35,460
rushmore in washington no yeah washington dc yeah it's obviously in washington dc no it's not the only thing that state has going for it

2054
02:32:35,460 --> 02:32:45,460
i don't think there's anything else in that state besides that what besides mount rushmore yeah pretty that's pretty much all that's pretty much all they have

2055
02:32:45,460 --> 02:32:53,460
sorry anybody who's listening i got it on the second guess i'm not that retarded um i don't know for the last one fucking jackson

2056
02:32:53,460 --> 02:33:15,460
franklin wasn't a president all right he should have been albert einstein oh fuck jackson final answer yeah why not

2057
02:33:15,460 --> 02:33:28,460
no i don't learn on these podcasts i'm always high on them actually thomas jefferson frog i always get jefferson and franklin mixed up those fucking dudes are the same person

2058
02:33:28,460 --> 02:33:43,460
south dakota has an ounce license plate ali mag tried that's what i was thinking of it's literally the only thing in south dakota so it's not even in washington since south dakota you were calling me a retard for not knowing the way it was and you didn't know

2059
02:33:43,460 --> 02:33:53,460
no i knew you said it was in washington no i was like oh yeah it's the only thing that has going for it i sit here and laugh but i don't know what kind of these fucking questions

2060
02:33:53,460 --> 02:34:20,460
that's why we don't ask you that's why we don't ask you fucking hate this fucking game fuck this shit dude you did a good job ali man i don't know got that b1 coursing through my veins yeah how's that b1 feeling i i got the side effect that he's talking about

2061
02:34:20,460 --> 02:34:49,460
oh my fucking god your spontaneous ejaculation no no not that part the other part you went to go take a piss open instagram fucking saw a pair of animated i was reading reddit yesterday and there was this one post where it was like yeah my sister had a sleepover and she had a prosthetic leg and i was jacking off and i hadn't done so in like a week

2062
02:34:49,460 --> 02:35:06,460
so i found her prosthetic leg and fucking came in the sock she came downstairs put the prosthetic leg on she saw the cum and she was like what the fuck and then everybody called her like cum stump for the rest of her high school cum stump

2063
02:35:06,460 --> 02:35:35,460
cum stump jeez kids these days oh my god that's brutal cum stump you know that's the type of bullying you gotta stay away from one of my friends that's just bad he used to um he used to ejaculate in the socks oh you had a cum sock? well like whatever one was around and uh he would stuff him in this bag

2064
02:35:35,460 --> 02:35:45,460
and he kept him separate from his other dirty socks i think it was like maybe like a gilp thing he might listen to this i sure have him in the podcast

2065
02:35:45,460 --> 02:35:51,460
so they had some relatives coming over and his mom went and cleaned his room

2066
02:35:51,460 --> 02:36:02,460
she's like nick i have to ask you about something why do you have all these socks in this bag it was under your bed she goes this smells terrible smell this

2067
02:36:02,460 --> 02:36:12,460
did i just say did i say his name yeah oh shit i'm sorry yeah we'll bleep that out for you yeah held it in his fucking face

2068
02:36:12,460 --> 02:36:31,460
i have a disabled friend disabled i didn't say he was disabled no we have a disabled friend right here we gotta oh go fuck yourself you went on a 45 minute autistic rant i didn't even know what you were talking about

2069
02:36:31,460 --> 02:36:33,460
that was epic

2070
02:36:33,460 --> 02:36:37,460
that was amazing

2071
02:36:37,460 --> 02:36:39,460
tyler's alter ego

2072
02:36:39,460 --> 02:36:41,460
he puts that sweater on

2073
02:36:41,460 --> 02:36:43,460
we're all fucking disabled

2074
02:36:43,460 --> 02:36:45,460
fucking commandant

2075
02:36:45,460 --> 02:36:47,460
oh fuck

2076
02:36:47,460 --> 02:36:51,460
should i keep the sweater fucking you know

2077
02:36:51,460 --> 02:36:55,460
i'll try and dig mine up we'll get some uh podcast

2078
02:36:55,460 --> 02:36:59,460
i'm gonna fucking call stroman up and ask where the fuck mine is

2079
02:36:59,460 --> 02:37:05,460
uh velcro patch no oh well you can undo the stitch yeah i can undo the stitches

2080
02:37:05,460 --> 02:37:13,460
um yeah we'll get some commando sweaters and get some podcast patches and that'll be our podcast uniform

2081
02:37:13,460 --> 02:37:25,460
actually at my current employer they the combat sweaters are of the uh approved uniform policy yeah you just need to you need to have them embroidered on your own

2082
02:37:25,460 --> 02:37:29,460
but they do allow you to wear them so i might need to get a combat sweater for there

2083
02:37:29,460 --> 02:37:33,460
just to spice life up a little bit

2084
02:37:33,460 --> 02:37:44,460
combat sweaters are pretty sweet i remember i would just fucking mohawk i would always wear the oldest most grungy awful fucking outfits

2085
02:37:44,460 --> 02:37:50,460
what's the um uh what's the history of the commando sweater

2086
02:37:50,460 --> 02:37:56,460
let's see some dude killed a fuckload of people at him

2087
02:37:56,460 --> 02:38:02,460
i think hitler actually wore the commando sweater bit of commando sweater history

2088
02:38:02,460 --> 02:38:12,460
uh commando sweaters are a type of turtleneck sweater that has a look and feel of a military shirt they are designed to be worn outside of pants

2089
02:38:12,460 --> 02:38:20,460
oh like not tucked in and they have a high neckline they are usually made out of wool or acrylic uh which makes them durable and warm

2090
02:38:20,460 --> 02:38:25,460
origin and history of the commando sweater the origin of the commando sweater is a mystery

2091
02:38:25,460 --> 02:38:32,460
wow so fitting for the podcast it is said that the style was born in world war ii when british soldiers were issued wool sweaters

2092
02:38:32,460 --> 02:38:38,460
uh but could have been in the 1950s when british and american troops were stationed in germany

2093
02:38:38,460 --> 02:38:46,460
most sources say that the commando sweaters were originally made am i putting you guys to sleep no no not at all no i was just stretching

2094
02:38:46,460 --> 02:38:54,460
most sources say that the commando sweaters were originally made during world war ii in england and it was primarily for the british s.a.s. commando regiment

2095
02:38:54,460 --> 02:38:57,460
damn dude cap and soap

2096
02:38:57,460 --> 02:39:06,460
in the royal air force bomber command the sweaters were used by soldiers who need to wear heavy clothing underneath them and still have access to their weapon

2097
02:39:06,460 --> 02:39:12,460
originally they were made out of wool and had a turtleneck so the soldiers would not have any trouble accessing their weapons while wearing them

2098
02:39:12,460 --> 02:39:21,460
nowadays there are many different variations of this type of sweater so we should get the turtleneck version such as the versions with zippers or without turtlenecks

2099
02:39:21,460 --> 02:39:22,460
yeah the turtleneck

2100
02:39:22,460 --> 02:39:26,460
we need the uniforms for untitled podcast

2101
02:39:26,460 --> 02:39:27,460
we need patches dude i was looking at it

2102
02:39:27,460 --> 02:39:31,460
wait so clout from final fantasy just wears a commando sweater without the sleeves

2103
02:39:31,460 --> 02:39:33,460
i don't know oh yeah he does i guess

2104
02:39:33,460 --> 02:39:35,460
yeah he wears a commando sweater without the sleeves

2105
02:39:35,460 --> 02:39:39,460
well that's part of my cosplay now

2106
02:39:39,460 --> 02:39:43,460
they are pretty sweet dude

2107
02:39:43,460 --> 02:39:45,460
i would wear one all the time

2108
02:39:45,460 --> 02:39:52,460
dude we should i can make some patches because i have a background in art so i can make some patches for us

2109
02:39:52,460 --> 02:39:56,460
yeah dude we should order some custom we gotta come up with a design

2110
02:39:56,460 --> 02:40:00,460
yeah i'll throw some designs out there see what we can get

2111
02:40:00,460 --> 02:40:04,460
i think we should have the the pyramid in the middle from the eye

2112
02:40:04,460 --> 02:40:06,460
yeah from the dollar bill

2113
02:40:06,460 --> 02:40:10,460
no from the the podcast the the

2114
02:40:10,460 --> 02:40:12,460
oh yeah the poster

2115
02:40:12,460 --> 02:40:16,460
yeah so like like have like i don't know i kind of like that purple like vapor wave

2116
02:40:16,460 --> 02:40:18,460
yeah i can do something with that

2117
02:40:18,460 --> 02:40:21,460
have like the pyramid in the middle and then some words around the outside

2118
02:40:21,460 --> 02:40:23,460
yeah you think like a circle patch

2119
02:40:23,460 --> 02:40:26,460
i could do we could do a triangle patch too

2120
02:40:26,460 --> 02:40:28,460
that'd be fucking sweet

2121
02:40:28,460 --> 02:40:32,460
i could throw some ideas around i'll do some digital art artistry

2122
02:40:32,460 --> 02:40:40,460
and if you sign up for the uh i don't know sign up for something you get a sign up for our patreon we'll give you we'll send you a patch

2123
02:40:40,460 --> 02:40:43,460
we don't have a patreon do we not yet

2124
02:40:43,460 --> 02:40:45,460
we're about to

2125
02:40:45,460 --> 02:40:48,460
yeah and you get the insider information

2126
02:40:48,460 --> 02:40:52,460
you get the uncensored yeah

2127
02:40:52,460 --> 02:40:56,460
what do you think of that that's a cool idea do we have a patreon casey

2128
02:40:56,460 --> 02:41:02,460
we do have an only fans however oh yeah casey casey post pictures of his butthole

2129
02:41:02,460 --> 02:41:08,460
we have the only fans slash on title pocket

2130
02:41:12,460 --> 02:41:14,460
yes

2131
02:41:14,460 --> 02:41:16,460
yeah

2132
02:41:16,460 --> 02:41:18,460
tyler taking vitamin v pills

2133
02:41:18,460 --> 02:41:20,460
vitamin v

2134
02:41:20,460 --> 02:41:22,460
vitamin b uh what is it

2135
02:41:22,460 --> 02:41:24,460
casey taking hrt

2136
02:41:24,460 --> 02:41:26,460
yeah that's not an only fan

2137
02:41:26,460 --> 02:41:28,460
hrt

2138
02:41:28,460 --> 02:41:30,460
oh we're so cancer

2139
02:41:30,460 --> 02:41:36,460
i got one with a little elephant like like g string and like my little dick is coming out the hole

2140
02:41:36,460 --> 02:41:38,460
oh like the trunk

2141
02:41:38,460 --> 02:41:41,460
i got one and uh i got a banana hamac

2142
02:41:41,460 --> 02:41:43,460
one of them

2143
02:41:43,460 --> 02:41:46,460
we're gonna win the podcast version of only fans

2144
02:41:46,460 --> 02:41:48,460
yeah

2145
02:41:48,460 --> 02:41:52,460
we might be like one of like four competitors but

2146
02:41:52,460 --> 02:41:56,460
the only competitors you you have crocs on i know

2147
02:41:56,460 --> 02:42:02,460
american flag crocs yeah you think somebody that's not patriotic they would know a little bit about american

2148
02:42:02,460 --> 02:42:06,460
fuck off you said you don't know him either

2149
02:42:06,460 --> 02:42:08,460
he's got an american flag patch on his shirt too

2150
02:42:08,460 --> 02:42:10,460
but i'm not wearing american flag crocs

2151
02:42:10,460 --> 02:42:16,460
i this is my fucking god-given right to wear these crocs in this country

2152
02:42:16,460 --> 02:42:19,460
british people are the worst i hate them

2153
02:42:19,460 --> 02:42:24,460
if we didn't uh if we didn't know what the american flag looked like

2154
02:42:24,460 --> 02:42:26,460
would you say that it was a good looking flag

2155
02:42:26,460 --> 02:42:28,460
yeah i'd absolutely say it's a good looking flag

2156
02:42:28,460 --> 02:42:30,460
look at the other flags they look stupid

2157
02:42:30,460 --> 02:42:32,460
look at the european union flag

2158
02:42:32,460 --> 02:42:34,460
you guys aren't used to it

2159
02:42:34,460 --> 02:42:37,460
you've got a new york state flag on your hat

2160
02:42:37,460 --> 02:42:39,460
yeah i always wear this hat it's one of my favorite hats

2161
02:42:39,460 --> 02:42:41,460
where'd you get that

2162
02:42:41,460 --> 02:42:43,460
i don't remember where i got it from

2163
02:42:43,460 --> 02:42:45,460
why are you repping the fucking communist state of new york

2164
02:42:45,460 --> 02:42:48,460
it's more of repping where i'm from type thing

2165
02:42:48,460 --> 02:42:50,460
because like when i go to other states and stuff i wear this hat

2166
02:42:50,460 --> 02:42:52,460
yeah i wear the vleet hat

2167
02:42:52,460 --> 02:42:54,460
where's the vleet hat

2168
02:42:54,460 --> 02:42:56,460
the vleet hat i still have it

2169
02:42:56,460 --> 02:42:58,460
i've never seen anybody rep new york

2170
02:42:58,460 --> 02:43:00,460
i mean look at my hat bro

2171
02:43:00,460 --> 02:43:04,460
what about the past 50 fucking episodes

2172
02:43:04,460 --> 02:43:06,460
i rep the grateful dad

2173
02:43:06,460 --> 02:43:10,460
yeah i rep the north face

2174
02:43:10,460 --> 02:43:12,460
the north face

2175
02:43:12,460 --> 02:43:14,460
you rep the teddy headphones

2176
02:43:14,460 --> 02:43:16,460
damn actually what am i repping i think i'm repping something else under here

2177
02:43:16,460 --> 02:43:18,460
i'm repping the metal gear solid

2178
02:43:18,460 --> 02:43:20,460
aw that's fucking sick bro

2179
02:43:20,460 --> 02:43:22,460
meeling

2180
02:43:22,460 --> 02:43:24,460
that's fucking sick where'd you get that from

2181
02:43:24,460 --> 02:43:26,460
i ordered it

2182
02:43:26,460 --> 02:43:28,460
i just fucking bought a bunch of ps2 games

2183
02:43:28,460 --> 02:43:30,460
you're a big metal gear guy

2184
02:43:30,460 --> 02:43:32,460
metal gear is a great game

2185
02:43:32,460 --> 02:43:36,460
i'm so sad hitio kajima is not part of them anymore

2186
02:43:36,460 --> 02:43:38,460
what's that

2187
02:43:38,460 --> 02:43:42,460
i said i'm so sad that hitio kajima and kanami had that big fucking fallout

2188
02:43:42,460 --> 02:43:44,460
i really like not to

2189
02:43:44,460 --> 02:43:46,460
i only like the first one

2190
02:43:46,460 --> 02:43:48,460
well the metal gear solid

2191
02:43:48,460 --> 02:43:52,460
yeah cause it just got too convoluted and hard to follow

2192
02:43:52,460 --> 02:43:54,460
you don't like revengeance with fucking sandor armstrong

2193
02:43:54,460 --> 02:43:56,460
dude i don't even know what that is honestly

2194
02:43:56,460 --> 02:43:58,460
dude he's a fucking chad

2195
02:43:58,460 --> 02:44:00,460
a chad

2196
02:44:00,460 --> 02:44:04,460
a chad is like a karen right

2197
02:44:04,460 --> 02:44:06,460
no a chad is like a fucking cool guy

2198
02:44:06,460 --> 02:44:08,460
oh a chad

2199
02:44:08,460 --> 02:44:10,460
huh

2200
02:44:10,460 --> 02:44:13,460
oh well he say it like that i understand

2201
02:44:13,460 --> 02:44:15,460
you gotta go on 4chan more bro

2202
02:44:15,460 --> 02:44:19,460
there's giga chad

2203
02:44:19,460 --> 02:44:21,460
who's like super giga chaddy

2204
02:44:21,460 --> 02:44:23,460
what's up

2205
02:44:23,460 --> 02:44:25,460
she's like

2206
02:44:25,460 --> 02:44:27,460
oh damn that's hot

2207
02:44:27,460 --> 02:44:29,460
what the fuck who the fuck is that

2208
02:44:29,460 --> 02:44:31,460
it's meeling

2209
02:44:31,460 --> 02:44:33,460
she's a metal gear

2210
02:44:33,460 --> 02:44:35,460
she's this fucking hot japanese bitch from metal gear slug

2211
02:44:35,460 --> 02:44:37,460
i love when fucking snake is like in the locker

2212
02:44:37,460 --> 02:44:39,460
and he sees like the uh like the porno poster

2213
02:44:39,460 --> 02:44:41,460
and he's just like

2214
02:44:41,460 --> 02:44:43,460
gotta stay focused on the mission

2215
02:44:43,460 --> 02:44:45,460
he goes in the girls bathroom

2216
02:44:45,460 --> 02:44:47,460
and they yell at him

2217
02:44:47,460 --> 02:44:49,460
snake why are you in the women's bathroom

2218
02:44:49,460 --> 02:44:51,460
he's like i'm sorry

2219
02:44:51,460 --> 02:44:53,460
snake get out of the women's bathroom

2220
02:44:53,460 --> 02:44:55,460
he's like i'm sorry

2221
02:44:55,460 --> 02:44:57,460
just stop it happened

2222
02:44:57,460 --> 02:44:59,460
hello meeling

2223
02:44:59,460 --> 02:45:03,460
oh yeah we're looking it up right now

2224
02:45:03,460 --> 02:45:05,460
oh yeah

2225
02:45:05,460 --> 02:45:07,460
look up rule 34

2226
02:45:07,460 --> 02:45:09,460
no we're not looking up porn

2227
02:45:09,460 --> 02:45:11,460
i love when she's like

2228
02:45:11,460 --> 02:45:13,460
i can't believe i'm being hit on by the famous

2229
02:45:13,460 --> 02:45:15,460
soe snake

2230
02:45:15,460 --> 02:45:17,460
soe snake

2231
02:45:17,460 --> 02:45:21,460
oh fuck man

2232
02:45:21,460 --> 02:45:25,460
dude this moxie guy is a terrifying individual

2233
02:45:25,460 --> 02:45:27,460
he does look like

2234
02:45:27,460 --> 02:45:29,460
if i had to picture what like a father

2235
02:45:29,460 --> 02:45:31,460
that beats their children brutally

2236
02:45:31,460 --> 02:45:33,460
looks like it's the dude that's on a can of moxie

2237
02:45:33,460 --> 02:45:35,460
that guy looks fucking horrifying

2238
02:45:35,460 --> 02:45:37,460
he looks like a 1950s like abusive dad

2239
02:45:37,460 --> 02:45:39,460
yeah he does

2240
02:45:39,460 --> 02:45:41,460
that guy looks like an alcoholic

2241
02:45:41,460 --> 02:45:43,460
he looks like a fucking dude on wall street

2242
02:45:43,460 --> 02:45:45,460
who rails coke then goes home and beats the shit out of his kids

2243
02:45:45,460 --> 02:45:47,460
this guy looks like he'd be called the commander

2244
02:45:47,460 --> 02:45:49,460
yeah that's the commander

2245
02:45:49,460 --> 02:45:51,460
that's fucking

2246
02:45:51,460 --> 02:45:53,460
that's matthew mccona and fucking wolf on wall street right there

2247
02:45:53,460 --> 02:45:55,460
we could use this as our

2248
02:45:55,460 --> 02:45:57,460
as our rookie numbers

2249
02:45:57,460 --> 02:45:59,460
we could look at this

2250
02:45:59,460 --> 02:46:01,460
we could use this photo as our picture for this podcast

2251
02:46:01,460 --> 02:46:03,460
oh yeah

2252
02:46:03,460 --> 02:46:05,460
this dude looks like a fucking

2253
02:46:05,460 --> 02:46:07,460
this dude looks like he beats his wife

2254
02:46:07,460 --> 02:46:09,460
looks like he's fucking saying

2255
02:46:09,460 --> 02:46:11,460
we need you

2256
02:46:11,460 --> 02:46:13,460
looks like a draft fucking

2257
02:46:13,460 --> 02:46:19,460
no he looks like a guy going you fucking talk to me like that one more time or i'm gonna kick the shit out of you

2258
02:46:19,460 --> 02:46:23,460
i'm gonna fucking curb stomp your fucking head on that goddamn curb

2259
02:46:23,460 --> 02:46:25,460
bitch

2260
02:46:25,460 --> 02:46:27,460
who is the moxie dude

2261
02:46:27,460 --> 02:46:29,460
who is the moxie man

2262
02:46:29,460 --> 02:46:31,460
is he just moxie himself

2263
02:46:31,460 --> 02:46:33,460
he looks like this guy

2264
02:46:33,460 --> 02:46:35,460
sure it's a man's world

2265
02:46:35,460 --> 02:46:37,460
he does look like that guy

2266
02:46:37,460 --> 02:46:39,460
the typical 1950s

2267
02:46:39,460 --> 02:46:41,460
oh shit

2268
02:46:41,460 --> 02:46:43,460
get on your knees

2269
02:46:43,460 --> 02:46:45,460
dude they

2270
02:46:45,460 --> 02:46:47,460
they had some things right

2271
02:46:47,460 --> 02:46:49,460
i'm not saying i was one of them

2272
02:46:49,460 --> 02:46:51,460
i'm just saying

2273
02:46:51,460 --> 02:46:53,460
oh my god

2274
02:46:53,460 --> 02:46:55,460
dude the 1950s like women's style

2275
02:46:55,460 --> 02:46:57,460
is fucking really hot

2276
02:46:57,460 --> 02:46:59,460
it is but it's like it also wasn't like real

2277
02:46:59,460 --> 02:47:01,460
like that's the thing

2278
02:47:01,460 --> 02:47:03,460
nothing's real

2279
02:47:03,460 --> 02:47:05,460
you know it's all fugazi

2280
02:47:05,460 --> 02:47:07,460
you just come home and your wife's like hello husband

2281
02:47:07,460 --> 02:47:09,460
i have the food ready for you

2282
02:47:09,460 --> 02:47:11,460
the children are here

2283
02:47:11,460 --> 02:47:13,460
they did their homework

2284
02:47:13,460 --> 02:47:15,460
i mean dude they had it fucking made

2285
02:47:15,460 --> 02:47:17,460
like i just came back from the factory

2286
02:47:17,460 --> 02:47:19,460
i'm gonna sit down and have a beer

2287
02:47:23,460 --> 02:47:25,460
it looks like such a good time

2288
02:47:25,460 --> 02:47:27,460
like in back to the future when the dad's just like

2289
02:47:27,460 --> 02:47:29,460
who the hell are you

2290
02:47:29,460 --> 02:47:33,460
so the guy's name is john t chamberlain

2291
02:47:33,460 --> 02:47:35,460
oh lord

2292
02:47:35,460 --> 02:47:37,460
on the cans

2293
02:47:37,460 --> 02:47:39,460
does he look like that

2294
02:47:39,460 --> 02:47:41,460
he was likely a model for the lithographers printing these advertisements

2295
02:47:41,460 --> 02:47:43,460
and with some confidence it is posited

2296
02:47:43,460 --> 02:47:45,460
that moxie boy

2297
02:47:45,460 --> 02:47:47,460
was one john t chamberlain

2298
02:47:47,460 --> 02:47:49,460
of revere massachusetts

2299
02:47:49,460 --> 02:47:51,460
moxie's such good fucking shit

2300
02:47:55,460 --> 02:47:57,460
see if john t chamberlain ever did anything

2301
02:47:57,460 --> 02:47:59,460
let me see here

2302
02:47:59,460 --> 02:48:01,460
so 40

2303
02:48:01,460 --> 02:48:03,460
142

2304
02:48:03,460 --> 02:48:05,460
280

2305
02:48:05,460 --> 02:48:07,460
2345

2306
02:48:07,460 --> 02:48:09,460
i drank 600 calories

2307
02:48:09,460 --> 02:48:11,460
here today

2308
02:48:11,460 --> 02:48:13,460
really? yeah

2309
02:48:13,460 --> 02:48:15,460
dang i'm up here sugar

2310
02:48:15,460 --> 02:48:17,460
what the fuck

2311
02:48:17,460 --> 02:48:19,460
see that's not to keep going to talk about the vitamin b1

2312
02:48:19,460 --> 02:48:21,460
along with the nicotine

2313
02:48:21,460 --> 02:48:23,460
it helps your body utilize sugar

2314
02:48:23,460 --> 02:48:25,460
really? yeah

2315
02:48:25,460 --> 02:48:27,460
well i mean you had

2316
02:48:27,460 --> 02:48:29,460
so how many carbohydrates

2317
02:48:29,460 --> 02:48:31,460
how many added sugars in each can

2318
02:48:31,460 --> 02:48:33,460
25

2319
02:48:33,460 --> 02:48:35,460
probably 50

2320
02:48:35,460 --> 02:48:37,460
this is 38

2321
02:48:37,460 --> 02:48:39,460
38 times 4

2322
02:48:39,460 --> 02:48:41,460
so 160

2323
02:48:41,460 --> 02:48:43,460
this is 37

2324
02:48:43,460 --> 02:48:45,460
and this one is

2325
02:48:45,460 --> 02:48:47,460
65

2326
02:48:47,460 --> 02:48:49,460
damn

2327
02:48:49,460 --> 02:48:51,460
yeah

2328
02:48:51,460 --> 02:48:53,460
i got a lot of energy

2329
02:48:53,460 --> 02:48:55,460
call it a bought moxie in 2018

2330
02:48:55,460 --> 02:48:57,460
we had 140 carbs

2331
02:48:57,460 --> 02:48:59,460
140 added sugars

2332
02:48:59,460 --> 02:49:01,460
and then this puts it to work

2333
02:49:01,460 --> 02:49:03,460
that gets it into your cells and gets it

2334
02:49:03,460 --> 02:49:05,460
working

2335
02:49:05,460 --> 02:49:07,460
i think that's might be why i fucking went on that fucking ram

2336
02:49:07,460 --> 02:49:09,460
yeah

2337
02:49:09,460 --> 02:49:11,460
i'm a little tired now

2338
02:49:11,460 --> 02:49:13,460
that's interesting that's really interesting to know

2339
02:49:13,460 --> 02:49:15,460
you gotta have the sugar to back it up i guess

2340
02:49:15,460 --> 02:49:17,460
tyler's like a baby that just had like a tantrum

2341
02:49:17,460 --> 02:49:19,460
he's just on top of the wall

2342
02:49:19,460 --> 02:49:21,460
his hair is on the shovel

2343
02:49:21,460 --> 02:49:23,460
he looks like fucking hitler

2344
02:49:23,460 --> 02:49:25,460
going on a ram

2345
02:49:25,460 --> 02:49:27,460
exactly

2346
02:49:27,460 --> 02:49:29,460
ike snike snike snike

2347
02:49:29,460 --> 02:49:31,460
ike snike snike snike

2348
02:49:31,460 --> 02:49:33,460
that's exactly what it was like

2349
02:49:33,460 --> 02:49:35,460
fucking so animated

2350
02:49:35,460 --> 02:49:37,460
like i felt like if i didn't go along

2351
02:49:37,460 --> 02:49:39,460
with you my life would be

2352
02:49:39,460 --> 02:49:41,460
in jeopardy

2353
02:49:41,460 --> 02:49:43,460
i just kinda like

2354
02:49:43,460 --> 02:49:45,460
checked out for like 45 minutes

2355
02:49:45,460 --> 02:49:47,460
because every time i came back i'd be like oh my god

2356
02:49:47,460 --> 02:49:49,460
he's just gone further down the rabbit hole

2357
02:49:49,460 --> 02:49:51,460
we're at the bottom of the iceberg

2358
02:49:51,460 --> 02:49:53,460
i have no fucking idea what he's talking about

2359
02:49:53,460 --> 02:49:55,460
oh that'd be a good title bottom of the iceberg podcast

2360
02:49:55,460 --> 02:49:57,460
yeah

2361
02:49:57,460 --> 02:49:59,460
that'd actually be pretty good

2362
02:49:59,460 --> 02:50:01,460
well at least it would be a good name for that episode

2363
02:50:01,460 --> 02:50:03,460
yeah bottom of the iceberg

2364
02:50:03,460 --> 02:50:05,460
yeah

2365
02:50:05,460 --> 02:50:07,460
gay-z just respectfully

2366
02:50:07,460 --> 02:50:09,460
told you to go fuck yourself

2367
02:50:09,460 --> 02:50:11,460
well it might be a good name for the episode

2368
02:50:11,460 --> 02:50:13,460
not what i would say exactly

2369
02:50:13,460 --> 02:50:15,460
he'd still entertain that for a second

2370
02:50:15,460 --> 02:50:17,460
he'd still entertain that for a second

2371
02:50:17,460 --> 02:50:19,460
he's like i edit the podcast i made it

2372
02:50:19,460 --> 02:50:21,460
he's like

2373
02:50:21,460 --> 02:50:23,460
well not what i would have done

2374
02:50:23,460 --> 02:50:25,460
i'll take it under consideration

2375
02:50:25,460 --> 02:50:27,460
no no i think it's a good name for the episode though

2376
02:50:27,460 --> 02:50:29,460
the bottom of the iceberg

2377
02:50:29,460 --> 02:50:31,460
yeah

2378
02:50:31,460 --> 02:50:33,460
well not what i exactly would have done with that

2379
02:50:33,460 --> 02:50:35,460
but

2380
02:50:35,460 --> 02:50:37,460
who let you in here

2381
02:50:37,460 --> 02:50:39,460
who's this guy

2382
02:50:39,460 --> 02:50:41,460
what is that from

2383
02:50:41,460 --> 02:50:43,460
just some shit we made up the other day

2384
02:50:43,460 --> 02:50:45,460
we were fucking like

2385
02:50:45,460 --> 02:50:47,460
kasey went to sleep at like fucking midnight

2386
02:50:47,460 --> 02:50:49,460
and we played till like four

2387
02:50:49,460 --> 02:50:51,460
and like

2388
02:50:51,460 --> 02:50:53,460
by like three o'clock i said something along the line

2389
02:50:53,460 --> 02:50:55,460
like who invited this guy

2390
02:50:55,460 --> 02:50:57,460
then we went down a fucking thing

2391
02:50:57,460 --> 02:50:59,460
we went down the rabbit hole of just like what you could say

2392
02:50:59,460 --> 02:51:01,460
to destroy like

2393
02:51:01,460 --> 02:51:03,460
in our line of work like some guy just

2394
02:51:03,460 --> 02:51:05,460
relieves you on shift just what you could do

2395
02:51:05,460 --> 02:51:07,460
to just decimate their confidence

2396
02:51:07,460 --> 02:51:09,460
well i wouldn't

2397
02:51:09,460 --> 02:51:11,460
have warned that

2398
02:51:11,460 --> 02:51:13,460
but okay

2399
02:51:13,460 --> 02:51:15,460
yeah

2400
02:51:15,460 --> 02:51:17,460
except

2401
02:51:17,460 --> 02:51:19,460
it just spiraled from there

2402
02:51:19,460 --> 02:51:21,460
i see you're going for a more feminine

2403
02:51:21,460 --> 02:51:23,460
appearance today

2404
02:51:23,460 --> 02:51:25,460
just like

2405
02:51:25,460 --> 02:51:27,460
what would that be called is that like passive aggressive

2406
02:51:27,460 --> 02:51:29,460
or kind of

2407
02:51:29,460 --> 02:51:31,460
it's like manipulative

2408
02:51:31,460 --> 02:51:33,460
it's not what i would have done but okay

2409
02:51:33,460 --> 02:51:35,460
it's like

2410
02:51:35,460 --> 02:51:37,460
i felt real shitty cause my dad like got a new shirt

2411
02:51:37,460 --> 02:51:39,460
and like he was wearing it

2412
02:51:39,460 --> 02:51:41,460
he was like yeah i really like this shirt i'm like well i

2413
02:51:41,460 --> 02:51:43,460
i wouldn't wear it

2414
02:51:43,460 --> 02:51:45,460
and he goes well thanks

2415
02:51:45,460 --> 02:51:47,460
thanks tyler for

2416
02:51:47,460 --> 02:51:49,460
appreciating my hat

2417
02:51:49,460 --> 02:51:51,460
and i just felt real bad

2418
02:51:51,460 --> 02:51:53,460
he hasn't worn a shirt since

2419
02:51:53,460 --> 02:51:55,460
you can't go back

2420
02:51:55,460 --> 02:51:57,460
and be like dad i actually did like it

2421
02:51:57,460 --> 02:51:59,460
he'd be like shut the fuck up

2422
02:51:59,460 --> 02:52:01,460
dude sometimes you gotta tell people like it is

2423
02:52:01,460 --> 02:52:03,460
and that's the nicest thing you can do

2424
02:52:03,460 --> 02:52:05,460
i wouldn't wear it

2425
02:52:05,460 --> 02:52:07,460
sometimes i tell my girlfriend like she'll show me stuff and i'm like

2426
02:52:07,460 --> 02:52:09,460
i don't like it

2427
02:52:09,460 --> 02:52:11,460
i'm just not i know it's a dangerous game to play

2428
02:52:11,460 --> 02:52:13,460
but i'm just being honest you know

2429
02:52:13,460 --> 02:52:15,460
so i saw the tactic where you know

2430
02:52:15,460 --> 02:52:17,460
how if you ask your girlfriend where they want to eat they're gonna be like

2431
02:52:17,460 --> 02:52:19,460
i don't know

2432
02:52:19,460 --> 02:52:21,460
where do you want to eat then you're like

2433
02:52:21,460 --> 02:52:23,460
here they're like no

2434
02:52:23,460 --> 02:52:25,460
but i heard a tactic where you have them guess

2435
02:52:25,460 --> 02:52:27,460
where you're gonna eat and then you choose that one

2436
02:52:27,460 --> 02:52:29,460
oh yeah that's ingenious

2437
02:52:29,460 --> 02:52:31,460
actually yeah be like hey guess

2438
02:52:31,460 --> 02:52:33,460
where we're eating today yeah but then what if

2439
02:52:33,460 --> 02:52:35,460
my girlfriend's too smart she'd know i was

2440
02:52:35,460 --> 02:52:37,460
doing that yeah call me out

2441
02:52:37,460 --> 02:52:39,460
that's what my girl did because i tried to do the same thing

2442
02:52:39,460 --> 02:52:41,460
and she was like are you trying to

2443
02:52:41,460 --> 02:52:43,460
like get me to do something i don't know where i want to eat

2444
02:52:43,460 --> 02:52:45,460
i'm like fuck

2445
02:52:45,460 --> 02:52:47,460
my girlfriend would be like i saw

2446
02:52:47,460 --> 02:52:49,460
that online like fuck

2447
02:52:49,460 --> 02:52:51,460
you they have that that little thing

2448
02:52:51,460 --> 02:52:53,460
like with the arrow you can flick it

2449
02:52:53,460 --> 02:52:55,460
oh yeah the spin thing yeah like the

2450
02:52:55,460 --> 02:52:57,460
twister board thing yeah that's like so much

2451
02:52:57,460 --> 02:52:59,460
better than puff puff

2452
02:52:59,460 --> 02:53:01,460
i loved uh what the fuck was

2453
02:53:01,460 --> 02:53:03,460
i what the fuck was i gonna say i did something

2454
02:53:03,460 --> 02:53:05,460
oh i watched i was watching

2455
02:53:05,460 --> 02:53:07,460
family guy and then like

2456
02:53:07,460 --> 02:53:09,460
this fucking kid was like sitting at the thing

2457
02:53:09,460 --> 02:53:11,460
she's like oh the kid's name and family

2458
02:53:11,460 --> 02:53:13,460
guy was tyler she's like hey tyler

2459
02:53:13,460 --> 02:53:15,460
uh are you going to algebra class and he goes oh

2460
02:53:15,460 --> 02:53:17,460
yeah sure i'll meet you there and then she screamed

2461
02:53:17,460 --> 02:53:19,460
and ran out the window and her girl and her friend

2462
02:53:19,460 --> 02:53:21,460
goes you're awful and it just

2463
02:53:21,460 --> 02:53:23,460
goes men we don't know

2464
02:53:23,460 --> 02:53:25,460
what we did and then i showed my

2465
02:53:25,460 --> 02:53:27,460
girlfriend that she goes yeah he did

2466
02:53:27,460 --> 02:53:29,460
something wrong i'm like what did he do she goes he didn't

2467
02:53:29,460 --> 02:53:31,460
ask to to walk her to class and i'm

2468
02:53:31,460 --> 02:53:33,460
like who the fuck would know

2469
02:53:33,460 --> 02:53:35,460
that and she goes women i'm like

2470
02:53:35,460 --> 02:53:37,460
like a guy

2471
02:53:37,460 --> 02:53:39,460
is like hey you want to walk to class

2472
02:53:39,460 --> 02:53:41,460
then they go sure type thing

2473
02:53:41,460 --> 02:53:43,460
like that's what a that's what a dude would say

2474
02:53:43,460 --> 02:53:45,460
a girl's just like doing weird passive

2475
02:53:45,460 --> 02:53:47,460
aggressive like around the circle thing

2476
02:53:47,460 --> 02:53:49,460
if you don't know exactly what they're doing you're like

2477
02:53:49,460 --> 02:53:51,460
fuck i don't know

2478
02:53:51,460 --> 02:53:53,460
damn

2479
02:53:53,460 --> 02:53:55,460
i mean i'm just oblivious

2480
02:53:55,460 --> 02:53:57,460
to flirting to like a

2481
02:53:57,460 --> 02:53:59,460
horrible horrible degree

2482
02:53:59,460 --> 02:54:01,460
it is an it is it amazes

2483
02:54:01,460 --> 02:54:03,460
me that i'm in a relationship every day

2484
02:54:03,460 --> 02:54:05,460
yeah yeah

2485
02:54:05,460 --> 02:54:07,460
man what is it amaze you

2486
02:54:07,460 --> 02:54:09,460
amaze you i don't know

2487
02:54:09,460 --> 02:54:11,460
she just got lucky enough

2488
02:54:11,460 --> 02:54:13,460
well i can't say she got lucky

2489
02:54:13,460 --> 02:54:15,460
she got lucky

2490
02:54:15,460 --> 02:54:17,460
no no i just mean like it's

2491
02:54:17,460 --> 02:54:19,460
so rare that i come out of my shell but

2492
02:54:19,460 --> 02:54:21,460
she like i just met her and the vibes were like

2493
02:54:21,460 --> 02:54:23,460
pretty good off the rip and i was like

2494
02:54:23,460 --> 02:54:25,460
you want to know what fuck it like i was

2495
02:54:25,460 --> 02:54:27,460
just in this weird environment for a

2496
02:54:27,460 --> 02:54:29,460
birthday party for this guy that i wasn't even

2497
02:54:29,460 --> 02:54:31,460
friends with but i knew he didn't have a lot of

2498
02:54:31,460 --> 02:54:33,460
friends and he invited me so it's like alright i'll show

2499
02:54:33,460 --> 02:54:35,460
up actually farley was at this party

2500
02:54:35,460 --> 02:54:37,460
was he yeah farley and me showed up and we both

2501
02:54:37,460 --> 02:54:39,460
thought the same thing i i don't mean to sound

2502
02:54:39,460 --> 02:54:41,460
this is actually a good story i'll share

2503
02:54:41,460 --> 02:54:43,460
this one we roll up

2504
02:54:43,460 --> 02:54:45,460
the dude whose party it is

2505
02:54:45,460 --> 02:54:47,460
isn't even there yet and he

2506
02:54:47,460 --> 02:54:49,460
like this is like his party

2507
02:54:49,460 --> 02:54:51,460
ghetto this is like

2508
02:54:51,460 --> 02:54:53,460
the ghetto of troy

2509
02:54:53,460 --> 02:54:55,460
like lives on a practically

2510
02:54:55,460 --> 02:54:57,460
like road that's so fucking destroyed

2511
02:54:57,460 --> 02:54:59,460
it's practically a gravel road and it's in the middle

2512
02:54:59,460 --> 02:55:01,460
of the city like it's bad

2513
02:55:01,460 --> 02:55:03,460
and he has to has this

2514
02:55:03,460 --> 02:55:05,460
okay i gotta choose

2515
02:55:05,460 --> 02:55:07,460
my language very carefully

2516
02:55:07,460 --> 02:55:09,460
here um

2517
02:55:09,460 --> 02:55:11,460
it was an entire home race

2518
02:55:11,460 --> 02:55:13,460
no no it was entirely

2519
02:55:13,460 --> 02:55:15,460
a very

2520
02:55:15,460 --> 02:55:17,460
it was an entire party

2521
02:55:17,460 --> 02:55:19,460
at this point was just his family and they were

2522
02:55:19,460 --> 02:55:21,460
all

2523
02:55:21,460 --> 02:55:23,460
oh my god i'm gonna get this cancelled

2524
02:55:23,460 --> 02:55:25,460
unsavory home brace no i'm

2525
02:55:25,460 --> 02:55:27,460
not gonna say unsavory home brace it's weird

2526
02:55:27,460 --> 02:55:29,460
because the story actually ends very well but it was

2527
02:55:29,460 --> 02:55:31,460
like i didn't know anybody there

2528
02:55:31,460 --> 02:55:33,460
it was a bunch of i would

2529
02:55:33,460 --> 02:55:35,460
have felt very out of place there was they were

2530
02:55:35,460 --> 02:55:37,460
all african-american there you go

2531
02:55:37,460 --> 02:55:39,460
so that's that's the best way to say it could

2532
02:55:39,460 --> 02:55:41,460
have just said that i know i know it's so much

2533
02:55:41,460 --> 02:55:43,460
worse i know i gotta choose my words

2534
02:55:43,460 --> 02:55:45,460
carefully i know i'm high and i'm

2535
02:55:45,460 --> 02:55:47,460
overthinking so i show

2536
02:55:47,460 --> 02:55:49,460
you i just felt like a little weird too because i'm

2537
02:55:49,460 --> 02:55:51,460
like i don't fucking know anybody here i don't see

2538
02:55:51,460 --> 02:55:53,460
him yet and me and farley show up and me and farley

2539
02:55:53,460 --> 02:55:55,460
are both like hey man

2540
02:55:55,460 --> 02:55:57,460
i think that because we both drove

2541
02:55:57,460 --> 02:55:59,460
by the house but like it can't be that one

2542
02:55:59,460 --> 02:56:01,460
like they were all just like

2543
02:56:01,460 --> 02:56:03,460
cooking up a barbecue outside and just

2544
02:56:03,460 --> 02:56:05,460
looked like it was

2545
02:56:05,460 --> 02:56:07,460
cooking why don't you be specific

2546
02:56:07,460 --> 02:56:09,460
it was they were just making like hot dogs and shit

2547
02:56:09,460 --> 02:56:11,460
okay but it was like

2548
02:56:11,460 --> 02:56:13,460
you got invited to one of those barbecues bro

2549
02:56:13,460 --> 02:56:15,460
yeah dude that's a sign of

2550
02:56:15,460 --> 02:56:17,460
trust right i know

2551
02:56:17,460 --> 02:56:19,460
i know but i didn't know that that's what it was gonna be

2552
02:56:19,460 --> 02:56:21,460
and me and farley are both like hey man

2553
02:56:21,460 --> 02:56:23,460
i think that was the house and he's like yeah

2554
02:56:23,460 --> 02:56:25,460
yeah

2555
02:56:25,460 --> 02:56:27,460
let's go in my gift was my

2556
02:56:27,460 --> 02:56:29,460
gift to him was three quarters

2557
02:56:29,460 --> 02:56:31,460
of a handle of jaeger

2558
02:56:31,460 --> 02:56:33,460
and the first thing he said

2559
02:56:33,460 --> 02:56:35,460
yeah like he

2560
02:56:35,460 --> 02:56:37,460
already started drinking it

2561
02:56:37,460 --> 02:56:39,460
it was in my car

2562
02:56:39,460 --> 02:56:41,460
and i forgot to get something so i was

2563
02:56:41,460 --> 02:56:43,460
like fuck man i'm like here just my

2564
02:56:43,460 --> 02:56:45,460
contribution to the party i guess like i

2565
02:56:45,460 --> 02:56:47,460
didn't know well it wasn't like oh here i wrapped

2566
02:56:47,460 --> 02:56:49,460
it for you

2567
02:56:49,460 --> 02:56:51,460
no it was like all right i brought this like we can all drink

2568
02:56:51,460 --> 02:56:53,460
some but he's like oh yeah

2569
02:56:53,460 --> 02:56:55,460
i don't drink and i'm like fuck

2570
02:56:55,460 --> 02:56:57,460
and cc's there cc was there

2571
02:56:57,460 --> 02:56:59,460
for the same reason i was she knew this

2572
02:56:59,460 --> 02:57:01,460
guy didn't have a lot of friends she got the invitation

2573
02:57:01,460 --> 02:57:03,460
was kind of like huh all right whatever i'm gonna show up

2574
02:57:03,460 --> 02:57:05,460
who is this what's his name

2575
02:57:05,460 --> 02:57:07,460
we'll talk about we will we'll talk about

2576
02:57:07,460 --> 02:57:09,460
that met him from there

2577
02:57:09,460 --> 02:57:11,460
used to used to be

2578
02:57:11,460 --> 02:57:13,460
registration at one of the hospitals too

2579
02:57:13,460 --> 02:57:15,460
i don't know if that narrows it down you still probably

2580
02:57:15,460 --> 02:57:17,460
wouldn't know who they were though they were after your time

2581
02:57:17,460 --> 02:57:19,460
but um

2582
02:57:19,460 --> 02:57:21,460
no so then she just kind of tells me

2583
02:57:21,460 --> 02:57:23,460
like hey you should drink a bunch of this

2584
02:57:23,460 --> 02:57:25,460
jaeger and see what happens because she's

2585
02:57:25,460 --> 02:57:27,460
like you're funny and i think you'd be even funny or drunk

2586
02:57:27,460 --> 02:57:29,460
i'm like all right i'm pretty sure that was flirting

2587
02:57:29,460 --> 02:57:31,460
but i don't know but i'm gonna take you up on the offer

2588
02:57:31,460 --> 02:57:33,460
did she gave me a ride

2589
02:57:33,460 --> 02:57:35,460
home when i had a 24 at six o'clock

2590
02:57:35,460 --> 02:57:37,460
in the morning and she knew that she was gonna have to

2591
02:57:37,460 --> 02:57:39,460
pick me up to bring me back to my car

2592
02:57:39,460 --> 02:57:41,460
she had work she

2593
02:57:41,460 --> 02:57:43,460
had to go home to her place and go

2594
02:57:43,460 --> 02:57:45,460
from troy and

2595
02:57:45,460 --> 02:57:47,460
she works at svmc and had to be

2596
02:57:47,460 --> 02:57:49,460
there an hour afterwards so she fucking

2597
02:57:49,460 --> 02:57:51,460
did a lot of groundwork but

2598
02:57:51,460 --> 02:57:53,460
i guess what i'm saying is i was

2599
02:57:53,460 --> 02:57:55,460
so fucking drunk that night

2600
02:57:55,460 --> 02:57:57,460
and this whole thing i got along with his family

2601
02:57:57,460 --> 02:57:59,460
his family fucking adored

2602
02:57:59,460 --> 02:58:01,460
me by the time we left there

2603
02:58:01,460 --> 02:58:03,460
what it's my hand

2604
02:58:03,460 --> 02:58:05,460
no no no no i saw something else

2605
02:58:05,460 --> 02:58:07,460
up there hat man

2606
02:58:09,460 --> 02:58:11,460
all right tyler is on a fucking war path

2607
02:58:11,460 --> 02:58:13,460
right now to the other side of the basement

2608
02:58:13,460 --> 02:58:15,460
tyler thinks he

2609
02:58:15,460 --> 02:58:17,460
just discovered aliens here

2610
02:58:17,460 --> 02:58:19,460
nah dude i saw a face come out from behind

2611
02:58:19,460 --> 02:58:21,460
there

2612
02:58:21,460 --> 02:58:23,460
solar reflexes clang

2613
02:58:23,460 --> 02:58:25,460
do you get uh hallucinations on this b1 dude?

2614
02:58:25,460 --> 02:58:27,460
i sometimes get hallucinations

2615
02:58:27,460 --> 02:58:29,460
well it does increase dopamine so if you're

2616
02:58:29,460 --> 02:58:31,460
already schizophrenic people

2617
02:58:31,460 --> 02:58:33,460
who have schizophrenia already have elevated dopamine

2618
02:58:33,460 --> 02:58:35,460
so it's gonna

2619
02:58:35,460 --> 02:58:37,460
it's gonna elevate it even

2620
02:58:37,460 --> 02:58:39,460
more so yeah i just saw like a

2621
02:58:39,460 --> 02:58:41,460
little black head like coming out with like

2622
02:58:41,460 --> 02:58:43,460
facial features

2623
02:58:43,460 --> 02:58:45,460
peeked out and then peeked back in that's why i was like

2624
02:58:45,460 --> 02:58:47,460
probably my cat

2625
02:58:47,460 --> 02:58:49,460
no no no no no it wasn't your cat

2626
02:58:49,460 --> 02:58:51,460
it was a fucking like human face

2627
02:58:51,460 --> 02:58:53,460
anyways keep getting me on with your story

2628
02:58:53,460 --> 02:58:55,460
i'm just having a schizophrenic episode

2629
02:58:55,460 --> 02:58:57,460
that was kinda i guess what i'm saying

2630
02:58:57,460 --> 02:58:59,460
the moral of the story was it took her

2631
02:58:59,460 --> 02:59:01,460
to hold on hold on

2632
02:59:01,460 --> 02:59:03,460
we got a pen and paper

2633
02:59:03,460 --> 02:59:05,460
cause while he's telling this story i'd like to have

2634
02:59:05,460 --> 02:59:07,460
tyler do his uh

2635
02:59:07,460 --> 02:59:09,460
artist depiction of what he saw

2636
02:59:09,460 --> 02:59:11,460
it's like a

2637
02:59:11,460 --> 02:59:13,460
canvas and paint

2638
02:59:13,460 --> 02:59:15,460
no that's not that kind of

2639
02:59:15,460 --> 02:59:17,460
that's my cake

2640
02:59:17,460 --> 02:59:19,460
i guess what i'm saying is that it took

2641
02:59:19,460 --> 02:59:21,460
it took me it took

2642
02:59:21,460 --> 02:59:23,460
her to tell me to get drunk

2643
02:59:23,460 --> 02:59:25,460
and then give me a ride

2644
02:59:25,460 --> 02:59:27,460
home then pick me up and

2645
02:59:27,460 --> 02:59:29,460
give me a ride to my car

2646
02:59:29,460 --> 02:59:31,460
the next day enough to be like

2647
02:59:31,460 --> 02:59:33,460
huh maybe this girl might like me a little

2648
02:59:33,460 --> 02:59:35,460
bit and the other guy

2649
02:59:35,460 --> 02:59:37,460
the guy who's party was he's like dude i thought

2650
02:59:37,460 --> 02:59:39,460
you were gonna like fuck the first night

2651
02:59:39,460 --> 02:59:41,460
like

2652
02:59:41,460 --> 02:59:43,460
you're just now thinking that she might be

2653
02:59:43,460 --> 02:59:45,460
into you he's like dude you're past that

2654
02:59:45,460 --> 02:59:47,460
she yes like fucking ask

2655
02:59:47,460 --> 02:59:49,460
her on a date so i did

2656
02:59:49,460 --> 02:59:51,460
there you go and then she ghosted me

2657
02:59:51,460 --> 02:59:53,460
for a year but she had a good reason she

2658
02:59:53,460 --> 02:59:55,460
ghosted you for a year? yeah

2659
02:59:55,460 --> 02:59:57,460
what was her reason? she got

2660
02:59:57,460 --> 02:59:59,460
really sick and she was in the hospital

2661
02:59:59,460 --> 03:00:01,460
and she just knew it wasn't like

2662
03:00:01,460 --> 03:00:03,460
she felt super unattractive and she knew she

2663
03:00:03,460 --> 03:00:05,460
was gonna need to get transfusions and a whole bunch of this

2664
03:00:05,460 --> 03:00:07,460
shit so yeah so she just

2665
03:00:07,460 --> 03:00:09,460
kinda damn what happened?

2666
03:00:09,460 --> 03:00:11,460
yeah so she just kinda

2667
03:00:11,460 --> 03:00:13,460
she just kinda stopped talking to me for a while

2668
03:00:13,460 --> 03:00:15,460
and then she like saw my

2669
03:00:15,460 --> 03:00:17,460
roommate at a gym and like

2670
03:00:17,460 --> 03:00:19,460
started hanging out with him to try

2671
03:00:19,460 --> 03:00:21,460
to get back to me so she could

2672
03:00:21,460 --> 03:00:23,460
explain herself and everything

2673
03:00:23,460 --> 03:00:25,460
that happened and i did

2674
03:00:25,460 --> 03:00:27,460
Air Force our employer one

2675
03:00:27,460 --> 03:00:29,460
Air Force employee yes

2676
03:00:29,460 --> 03:00:31,460
and he uh

2677
03:00:31,460 --> 03:00:33,460
those two ended up being friends

2678
03:00:33,460 --> 03:00:35,460
yeah he's a guy

2679
03:00:35,460 --> 03:00:37,460
he's a guy yeah there's some

2680
03:00:37,460 --> 03:00:39,460
weird shit about him but no

2681
03:00:39,460 --> 03:00:41,460
he uh so yeah we ended up

2682
03:00:41,460 --> 03:00:43,460
getting back together that way damn she was thinking

2683
03:00:43,460 --> 03:00:45,460
about you the whole time she was in the hospital

2684
03:00:45,460 --> 03:00:47,460
yeah that's dedication that guy

2685
03:00:47,460 --> 03:00:49,460
yeah and that kind of is why i was

2686
03:00:49,460 --> 03:00:51,460
when she told me she's like yeah

2687
03:00:51,460 --> 03:00:53,460
she's like i fucked around a little bit

2688
03:00:53,460 --> 03:00:55,460
cause like i tried to talk to you

2689
03:00:55,460 --> 03:00:57,460
and like you didn't wanna talk to me

2690
03:00:57,460 --> 03:00:59,460
and like i get it but i didn't think

2691
03:00:59,460 --> 03:01:01,460
i was gonna be able to get another shot at you

2692
03:01:01,460 --> 03:01:03,460
and then she's like well i guess i did so

2693
03:01:03,460 --> 03:01:05,460
my girlfriend stood me up on our

2694
03:01:05,460 --> 03:01:07,460
first date really

2695
03:01:07,460 --> 03:01:09,460
yeah that's fucked dude yeah

2696
03:01:09,460 --> 03:01:11,460
yeah because fucking i was like

2697
03:01:11,460 --> 03:01:13,460
hey let's go see a movie and i got tickets to the movie

2698
03:01:13,460 --> 03:01:15,460
and everything uh she's never showed

2699
03:01:15,460 --> 03:01:17,460
up so i saw the movie by myself

2700
03:01:17,460 --> 03:01:19,460
i was sitting there with a uh large

2701
03:01:19,460 --> 03:01:21,460
popcorn with a hole in the bottom

2702
03:01:21,460 --> 03:01:23,460
yeah

2703
03:01:23,460 --> 03:01:25,460
i got my dick

2704
03:01:25,460 --> 03:01:27,460
buttered for no reason

2705
03:01:27,460 --> 03:01:29,460
extra butter

2706
03:01:29,460 --> 03:01:31,460
i'm like alright whatever

2707
03:01:31,460 --> 03:01:33,460
so then fucking like three four

2708
03:01:33,460 --> 03:01:35,460
months pass and she's like

2709
03:01:35,460 --> 03:01:37,460
i just text her

2710
03:01:37,460 --> 03:01:39,460
out of the blue cause i'm like

2711
03:01:39,460 --> 03:01:41,460
what ever happened to this

2712
03:01:41,460 --> 03:01:43,460
i'm like you ever gonna explain

2713
03:01:43,460 --> 03:01:45,460
why you and i go

2714
03:01:45,460 --> 03:01:47,460
hey and she's like hi

2715
03:01:47,460 --> 03:01:49,460
like just hi

2716
03:01:49,460 --> 03:01:51,460
and i go what the fuck happened there

2717
03:01:51,460 --> 03:01:53,460
she was like i'm so

2718
03:01:53,460 --> 03:01:55,460
she went on this fucking like fucking paragraph long

2719
03:01:55,460 --> 03:01:57,460
thing and how she's like depressed and shit

2720
03:01:57,460 --> 03:01:59,460
she was like i was so scared to meet

2721
03:01:59,460 --> 03:02:01,460
somebody and like so uh

2722
03:02:01,460 --> 03:02:03,460
yeah do you actually want to go

2723
03:02:03,460 --> 03:02:05,460
on a date this time or are we just gonna

2724
03:02:05,460 --> 03:02:07,460
not do this and she's like

2725
03:02:07,460 --> 03:02:09,460
okay dude i would

2726
03:02:09,460 --> 03:02:11,460
i would have been so pissed i never would have hit her up again

2727
03:02:11,460 --> 03:02:13,460
no and then i hit her up and we've

2728
03:02:13,460 --> 03:02:15,460
been dating for almost six years now

2729
03:02:15,460 --> 03:02:17,460
so we're

2730
03:02:17,460 --> 03:02:19,460
we're thinking about you know

2731
03:02:19,460 --> 03:02:21,460
my fucking girlfriend she

2732
03:02:21,460 --> 03:02:23,460
pissed me off and there's almost another reason why we

2733
03:02:23,460 --> 03:02:25,460
didn't date and i'm glad that i went through

2734
03:02:25,460 --> 03:02:27,460
it but i think i remember

2735
03:02:27,460 --> 03:02:29,460
i told you guys about this in our group chat

2736
03:02:29,460 --> 03:02:31,460
she told her

2737
03:02:31,460 --> 03:02:33,460
friends that she knew would tell

2738
03:02:33,460 --> 03:02:35,460
me that she wanted me to

2739
03:02:35,460 --> 03:02:37,460
ask her to be her girlfriend

2740
03:02:37,460 --> 03:02:39,460
be her boyfriend

2741
03:02:39,460 --> 03:02:41,460
because yeah sorry

2742
03:02:41,460 --> 03:02:43,460
i fucked my verbiage up there

2743
03:02:43,460 --> 03:02:45,460
but so she

2744
03:02:45,460 --> 03:02:47,460
does this shit and i was

2745
03:02:47,460 --> 03:02:49,460
apprehensive to ask that question because i knew

2746
03:02:49,460 --> 03:02:51,460
she had a bad track record with relationships

2747
03:02:51,460 --> 03:02:53,460
and i knew she didn't want to rush into it so i was

2748
03:02:53,460 --> 03:02:55,460
i was gonna wait until i got that go ahead anyways

2749
03:02:55,460 --> 03:02:57,460
got the go ahead asked her

2750
03:02:57,460 --> 03:02:59,460
she said yes then

2751
03:02:59,460 --> 03:03:01,460
railed the fucking dab pen all night

2752
03:03:01,460 --> 03:03:03,460
like threw up everywhere

2753
03:03:03,460 --> 03:03:05,460
like five times and in the morning told me

2754
03:03:05,460 --> 03:03:07,460
that she wishes that i didn't ask

2755
03:03:07,460 --> 03:03:09,460
her that it was like

2756
03:03:09,460 --> 03:03:11,460
what the fuck

2757
03:03:11,460 --> 03:03:13,460
what are we doing here i'm like this has been

2758
03:03:13,460 --> 03:03:15,460
like a year and a half ongoing now

2759
03:03:15,460 --> 03:03:17,460
like do you want to date or not

2760
03:03:17,460 --> 03:03:19,460
and then she's like i don't know

2761
03:03:19,460 --> 03:03:21,460
i'll get back to you in a day or two

2762
03:03:21,460 --> 03:03:23,460
and i was like this is fucked up and i was super pissed off

2763
03:03:23,460 --> 03:03:25,460
and then like she just came back

2764
03:03:25,460 --> 03:03:27,460
and she's like i'm fucked up

2765
03:03:27,460 --> 03:03:29,460
it's stupid i'm like terrified of

2766
03:03:29,460 --> 03:03:31,460
uh commitment

2767
03:03:31,460 --> 03:03:33,460
she's like i'm gonna

2768
03:03:33,460 --> 03:03:35,460
the wall

2769
03:03:35,460 --> 03:03:37,460
how

2770
03:03:37,460 --> 03:03:39,460
what is happening

2771
03:03:39,460 --> 03:03:41,460
what kind of fucking voodoo is this

2772
03:03:41,460 --> 03:03:43,460
sorry yeah

2773
03:03:43,460 --> 03:03:45,460
but yeah no no

2774
03:03:45,460 --> 03:03:47,460
so then she uh

2775
03:03:47,460 --> 03:03:49,460
the cccp one too and we could have both of them on the wall

2776
03:03:49,460 --> 03:03:51,460
yes no that's a stupid fucking joke

2777
03:03:51,460 --> 03:03:53,460
i love that joke

2778
03:03:53,460 --> 03:03:55,460
that's a great one now so then i ended up

2779
03:03:55,460 --> 03:03:57,460
waiting it out because i knew that she literally

2780
03:03:57,460 --> 03:03:59,460
again was thinking about me pretty much

2781
03:03:59,460 --> 03:04:01,460
the entire fucking time and waiting it out

2782
03:04:01,460 --> 03:04:03,460
was a very good decision because our relationship

2783
03:04:03,460 --> 03:04:05,460
has been very good since then but

2784
03:04:05,460 --> 03:04:07,460
damn everybody i went

2785
03:04:07,460 --> 03:04:09,460
to for advice in that situation was like

2786
03:04:09,460 --> 03:04:11,460
you should stop talking to her and i'm like i know

2787
03:04:11,460 --> 03:04:13,460
you're right but i'm gonna wait this one out i just got a gut feeling

2788
03:04:13,460 --> 03:04:15,460
you should

2789
03:04:15,460 --> 03:04:17,460
oh when she wasn't like very responsive

2790
03:04:17,460 --> 03:04:19,460
yeah when i asked her to be my

2791
03:04:19,460 --> 03:04:21,460
fucking girlfriend and she said yes and

2792
03:04:21,460 --> 03:04:23,460
then backfired it was like it's not a big deal

2793
03:04:23,460 --> 03:04:25,460
like we can fucking don't go without

2794
03:04:25,460 --> 03:04:27,460
titles for a while if it makes you fucking comfortable

2795
03:04:27,460 --> 03:04:29,460
but she's like no

2796
03:04:29,460 --> 03:04:31,460
you just

2797
03:04:31,460 --> 03:04:33,460
she's just scary commitment

2798
03:04:33,460 --> 03:04:35,460
which i get it i was too but i got over it

2799
03:04:35,460 --> 03:04:37,460
so

2800
03:04:37,460 --> 03:04:39,460
yeah she's a fucking

2801
03:04:39,460 --> 03:04:41,460
she's hot

2802
03:04:41,460 --> 03:04:43,460
yes she is that's also a factor

2803
03:04:43,460 --> 03:04:45,460
that was also a factor that was keeping me in there

2804
03:04:45,460 --> 03:04:47,460
so it seems like we're coming to the end here

2805
03:04:47,460 --> 03:04:49,460
i think we are too

2806
03:04:49,460 --> 03:04:51,460
we're beating a dead horse with this one though

2807
03:04:51,460 --> 03:04:53,460
if you're still with us wow

2808
03:04:53,460 --> 03:04:55,460
you've held on

2809
03:04:55,460 --> 03:04:57,460
it's been a longer one hasn't it

2810
03:04:57,460 --> 03:04:59,460
if you went through my entire fucking rant

2811
03:04:59,460 --> 03:05:01,460
and did not lose

2812
03:05:01,460 --> 03:05:03,460
welcome to the club brother

2813
03:05:03,460 --> 03:05:05,460
welcome to the bottom of the iceberg my friends

2814
03:05:05,460 --> 03:05:07,460
i'm gonna re-listen to it

2815
03:05:07,460 --> 03:05:09,460
and it's gonna be like 20 minutes and i'm like

2816
03:05:09,460 --> 03:05:11,460
holy fuck he's still going

2817
03:05:11,460 --> 03:05:13,460
my girlfriend is

2818
03:05:13,460 --> 03:05:15,460
requesting that we do the podcast

2819
03:05:15,460 --> 03:05:17,460
at our apartment once

2820
03:05:17,460 --> 03:05:19,460
because

2821
03:05:19,460 --> 03:05:21,460
we don't have to but she just keeps asking

2822
03:05:21,460 --> 03:05:23,460
she wants to meet everybody

2823
03:05:23,460 --> 03:05:25,460
i'd love to

2824
03:05:25,460 --> 03:05:27,460
she says when she gets to meet everybody she's gonna be starstruck

2825
03:05:27,460 --> 03:05:29,460
oh yeah we got

2826
03:05:29,460 --> 03:05:31,460
we got fans

2827
03:05:31,460 --> 03:05:33,460
yeah we got one fan

2828
03:05:33,460 --> 03:05:35,460
we have to take like all this shit

2829
03:05:35,460 --> 03:05:37,460
now whether

2830
03:05:37,460 --> 03:05:39,460
yeah i know it'd probably be hard

2831
03:05:39,460 --> 03:05:41,460
no

2832
03:05:41,460 --> 03:05:43,460
you think i can't imagine it would be that much work

2833
03:05:43,460 --> 03:05:45,460
alright just

2834
03:05:45,460 --> 03:05:47,460
unplug everything

2835
03:05:47,460 --> 03:05:49,460
put it in the car

2836
03:05:49,460 --> 03:05:51,460
how is it still hanging

2837
03:05:51,460 --> 03:05:53,460
i don't know

2838
03:05:53,460 --> 03:05:55,460
it's that little demon thing that's running around

2839
03:05:55,460 --> 03:05:57,460
that you saw

2840
03:05:57,460 --> 03:05:59,460
it's a little fucking ai

2841
03:05:59,460 --> 03:06:01,460
a.i. demon

2842
03:06:01,460 --> 03:06:03,460
transcending dimensions

2843
03:06:03,460 --> 03:06:05,460
vampire goblin

2844
03:06:05,460 --> 03:06:07,460
dead

2845
03:06:07,460 --> 03:06:09,460
thanks for listening to untitled podcast

2846
03:06:09,460 --> 03:06:11,460
of dan's supplements at horsecum.com

2847
03:06:11,460 --> 03:06:13,460
every single one

2848
03:06:13,460 --> 03:06:15,460
horsecum.com

2849
03:06:15,460 --> 03:06:17,460
it's been brought to you by mega benphiotamine

2850
03:06:17,460 --> 03:06:19,460
benphotiamine

2851
03:06:19,460 --> 03:06:21,460
benphotiamine

2852
03:06:21,460 --> 03:06:23,460
mega benphotiamine

2853
03:06:23,460 --> 03:06:25,460
brought to you by dan

2854
03:06:25,460 --> 03:06:27,460
which is brought to you by horsecum.com

2855
03:06:27,460 --> 03:06:29,460
mails your tits

2856
03:06:29,460 --> 03:06:31,460
if you're above 18

2857
03:06:31,460 --> 03:06:33,460
or under 55

2858
03:06:33,460 --> 03:06:35,460
what

2859
03:06:35,460 --> 03:06:37,460
did you check our email

2860
03:06:37,460 --> 03:06:39,460
no fan emails

2861
03:06:39,460 --> 03:06:41,460
damn

2862
03:06:41,460 --> 03:06:43,460
fucking dan get your fucking

2863
03:06:43,460 --> 03:06:45,460
girlfriend to write one

2864
03:06:45,460 --> 03:06:47,460
well we have this email

2865
03:06:47,460 --> 03:06:49,460
no i'm just kidding

2866
03:06:49,460 --> 03:06:51,460
we're not trying to scare the fans away

2867
03:06:51,460 --> 03:06:53,460
you don't need to write one dan's girlfriend

2868
03:06:53,460 --> 03:06:55,460
are we being served any

2869
03:06:55,460 --> 03:06:57,460
any lawsuits

2870
03:06:57,460 --> 03:06:59,460
oh yeah i mean tons of legal papers

2871
03:06:59,460 --> 03:07:01,460
tons of legal papers

2872
03:07:01,460 --> 03:07:03,460
a bunch of copyright

2873
03:07:03,460 --> 03:07:05,460
a bunch of copyright

2874
03:07:05,460 --> 03:07:07,460
and then jonesky handles this

2875
03:07:07,460 --> 03:07:09,460
our attorney is fantastic

2876
03:07:09,460 --> 03:07:11,460
come at us we are

2877
03:07:11,460 --> 03:07:13,460
unsealable

2878
03:07:13,460 --> 03:07:15,460
r.i.p jerry springer

2879
03:07:15,460 --> 03:07:17,460
r.i.p ali mack

2880
03:07:17,460 --> 03:07:19,460
until we see him again

2881
03:07:19,460 --> 03:07:21,460
hopefully i'll be back but i don't think i'm gonna be

2882
03:07:21,460 --> 03:07:23,460
a mainstay for a little while

2883
03:07:23,460 --> 03:07:25,460
you know and as always

2884
03:07:25,460 --> 03:07:27,460
be kind to yourselves

2885
03:07:27,460 --> 03:07:29,460
and each other

2886
03:07:29,460 --> 03:07:31,460
we out

2887
03:07:31,460 --> 03:07:33,460
for all we know

2888
03:07:33,460 --> 03:07:35,460
robots have souls we just don't know

2889
03:07:35,460 --> 03:07:37,460
if they do or don't how do you know

2890
03:07:37,460 --> 03:07:39,460
have you ever been

2891
03:07:39,460 --> 03:07:41,460
a cyborg or a robot

2892
03:07:43,460 --> 03:07:45,460
you think we were the first ones

2893
03:07:45,460 --> 03:07:47,460
to inhabit this planet

2894
03:07:47,460 --> 03:07:49,460
fuck no

2895
03:07:49,460 --> 03:07:51,460
no no we are

2896
03:07:51,460 --> 03:07:53,460
jumping down this fucking rabbit hole

2897
03:07:53,460 --> 03:07:55,460
yes we are

2898
03:07:55,460 --> 03:07:57,460
there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts

2899
03:07:57,460 --> 03:07:59,460
extended

2900
03:07:59,460 --> 03:08:01,460
episodes

2901
03:08:01,460 --> 03:08:03,460
where the fuck did the skirmish come from

2902
03:08:03,460 --> 03:08:05,460
where the fuck did stone edge come from

2903
03:08:05,460 --> 03:08:07,460
you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

2904
03:08:07,460 --> 03:08:09,460
oh they're killing

2905
03:08:09,460 --> 03:08:11,460
they're killing all already born babies and

2906
03:08:11,460 --> 03:08:13,460
selling them to the chinese

2907
03:08:13,460 --> 03:08:15,460
aliens exist

2908
03:08:15,460 --> 03:08:17,460
somewhere in china

2909
03:08:17,460 --> 03:08:19,460
in some base

2910
03:08:19,460 --> 03:08:21,460
there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall

2911
03:08:21,460 --> 03:08:23,460
ok

2912
03:08:23,460 --> 03:08:25,460
anthropocastatron they have dread

2913
03:08:25,460 --> 03:08:27,460
and super soldiers

2914
03:08:27,460 --> 03:08:29,460
then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens

2915
03:08:29,460 --> 03:08:31,460
where do you go

2916
03:08:31,460 --> 03:08:33,460
i do not recognize the alien pair

2917
03:08:33,460 --> 03:08:35,460
what the fuck is that

2918
03:08:35,460 --> 03:08:37,460
what

2919
03:08:37,460 --> 03:08:39,460
RAAAAAAA

2920
03:08:39,460 --> 03:08:41,460
RAAAAAAA

2921
03:08:41,460 --> 03:08:43,460
we gotta go to the fucking moon

2922
03:08:43,460 --> 03:08:45,460
because

2923
03:08:45,460 --> 03:08:47,460
fucking jfk

2924
03:08:47,460 --> 03:08:49,460
got assassinated

2925
03:08:49,460 --> 03:08:51,460
by the fucking government

2926
03:08:51,460 --> 03:08:53,460
he got killed by the cia

2927
03:08:53,460 --> 03:08:55,460
jfk was killed by the

2928
03:08:55,460 --> 03:08:57,460
government

2929
03:08:57,460 --> 03:08:59,460
while holding their pulse

2930
03:08:59,460 --> 03:09:01,460
feel them die of this virus

2931
03:09:01,460 --> 03:09:03,460
you feel bump bump bump

2932
03:09:03,460 --> 03:09:05,460
nothing they're fucking gone

2933
03:09:05,460 --> 03:09:07,460
i've seen it happen

2934
03:09:07,460 --> 03:09:09,460
i think that the government has

2935
03:09:09,460 --> 03:09:11,460
taken it to the next level with the birds

2936
03:09:15,460 --> 03:09:17,460
they know what birds are going to cross

2937
03:09:17,460 --> 03:09:19,460
paths with you that you are going to be able

2938
03:09:19,460 --> 03:09:21,460
to raise and they are going to make them

2939
03:09:21,460 --> 03:09:23,460
so fucking real they're going to sink money into them

2940
03:09:23,460 --> 03:09:25,460
because they know that if you

2941
03:09:25,460 --> 03:09:27,460
put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to be

2942
03:09:27,460 --> 03:09:29,460
convinced that thing is fucking real

2943
03:09:29,460 --> 03:09:31,460
you can cut it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry

2944
03:09:31,460 --> 03:09:33,460
but let me tell you their technology

2945
03:09:33,460 --> 03:09:35,460
is out of solution violence

2946
03:09:35,460 --> 03:09:37,460
which by the way big brother is the

2947
03:09:37,460 --> 03:09:39,460
overlord kibbit

2948
03:09:41,460 --> 03:09:43,460
we're only living in the third dimension

2949
03:09:43,460 --> 03:09:55,460
HOOOOOOO

2950
03:10:13,460 --> 03:10:19,460
George Soros is an actual nazi collaborator

2951
03:10:19,460 --> 03:10:21,460
okay i'm not fucking lying

2952
03:10:21,460 --> 03:10:23,460
it's fucking real okay

2953
03:10:23,460 --> 03:10:25,460
look it up look it up he says

2954
03:10:25,460 --> 03:10:27,460
that he was doing this shit

2955
03:10:27,460 --> 03:10:29,460
George Soros actually worked with the fucking nazis

2956
03:10:29,460 --> 03:10:31,460
during the holocaust he says

2957
03:10:31,460 --> 03:10:33,460
that he was doing it just to survive

2958
03:10:33,460 --> 03:10:35,460
but he fucking loved it he was having a great fucking time

2959
03:10:35,460 --> 03:10:37,460
George Soros

2960
03:10:37,460 --> 03:10:39,460
is the fucking devil

2961
03:10:39,460 --> 03:10:41,460
okay he's not fucking doing this shit

2962
03:10:41,460 --> 03:10:43,460
George Soros is fucking evil

2963
03:10:43,460 --> 03:10:45,460
he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit

2964
03:10:45,460 --> 03:10:47,460
he's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit

2965
03:10:47,460 --> 03:10:49,460
just don't fucking get it okay

2966
03:10:49,460 --> 03:10:51,460
everybody's like

2967
03:10:51,460 --> 03:10:53,460
Donald Trump the fucking word person out there

2968
03:10:53,460 --> 03:10:55,460
fuck Trump right

2969
03:10:55,460 --> 03:10:57,460
fuck Trump he's not the actual fucking leader

2970
03:10:57,460 --> 03:10:59,460
it's George Soros

2971
03:10:59,460 --> 03:11:01,460
it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk

2972
03:11:01,460 --> 03:11:03,460
it's everyone out there everybody says

2973
03:11:03,460 --> 03:11:05,460
oh my god

2974
03:11:05,460 --> 03:11:07,460
everybody

2975
03:11:07,460 --> 03:11:09,460
Elon Musk is so cool he made like a place for us

2976
03:11:09,460 --> 03:11:11,460
he's the actual governor

2977
03:11:11,460 --> 03:11:13,460
he's trying

2978
03:11:13,460 --> 03:11:15,460
actual full government which is George Soros

2979
03:11:15,460 --> 03:11:17,460
and all the fucking nazis are actually the ones

2980
03:11:17,460 --> 03:11:19,460
that are in charge of fucking the holocaust

2981
03:11:19,460 --> 03:11:21,460
the fair politics is paid off by the fucking bill gates

2982
03:11:21,460 --> 03:11:23,460
the pain fucking costs

2983
03:11:23,460 --> 03:11:39,460
you