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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuckin' no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the skirmish come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Where the fuck did we meet? Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Anthropoclesautron, they have dreaded super soldiers.
I do not recognize the English pair. What the fuck are you talking about?
Welcome to Untitled Podcast, episode 29. 29, baby!
We're here, I'm here with Tyler, our special guest, Phil Saunders. How's it going? Is it me? Is that you, John Wayne? Is it me? Is it me? Who the fuck said that? Which one of you slimy piece of shit communist cocksucker should sign his own death warrant?
I thought it would be a good song to start it off. Yeah, it is. Hell yeah. So welcome to the show, Saunders. Welcome. How's it going? Hope you're a big believer in ghosts and or cryptids.
Oh, I am. First-hand experience with Tyler. Oh yeah. Everybody has their firsts with me. You guys went cryptid hunting? Sort of. Kind of. Kind of. We didn't intentionally do it. It just happened.
We were in the middle of fucking boondock USA.
Dropping off a patient. Then afterwards, we're just lost in the woods because the GPS went out.
We're fucking just driving around in the woods. Hey, man, where the fuck are we?
I just stared to a guy. I don't really fucking know. And then all of a sudden, I think he was looking down on his phone or something, and I saw something like fly by our windshield. I'm like, what the fuck is that?
Then this motherfucker looks up and we see, not kidding. This is a fucking real thing. He can confirm what we saw. It was like a fucking bat humanoid that was flying, and it was huge. Wingspan like the size of the ambulance. Yeah. It was ridiculous. It was fucking huge.
And it just flew off. What the fuck was that? I don't even think it flew off. I think it just fucking disappeared. Just evaporated. The crow? No, no. It was like pale, pale whitish.
And it just flew off. And I'm like, what the fuck is that thing, man? It was fucking insane. The human crow hybrid. Human crow hybrid. I'd go more human bat. Yeah, human bat.
It was real fucking creepy looking. And it had legs because you could see him dangling like behind it. It was fucking scary looking. That was a real thing that happened. Like no joke. Fucking swear like on that shit.
So you have any other ghost experiences? Yeah, we got we always ask our guests first and foremost if they had ghost experiences. Anything on that for you? Not really. I mean, there was the few times working with you at the station.
When shit always happens? Yeah. But other than that, no.
Damn, the question is have you done smelling salts? I know you haven't. I haven't. I'm going to hit one of those. One of these cracker barrels? Yeah.
Got the new atomic rhino smelling salts. Crack them. The cracking pods. Crack it. Crack it. Crack it. Is this just going to explode my basement? No.
I'm good. I'm good. No, this one's worse. I'm good. Oh, oh, no, that definitely works as well as the other one. Is it as good as the is it as harsh as this one? Oh, yeah.
Really? But I mean, you have to go closer to it. I think. Yeah, it has to be like right under your nose. Hit that. Hit that shit, boy.
Wow. I've gotten like, you know, the afterburner smell like at the gym and that's still fucking. Holy fuck, that's bad. Wow. Oh, that's bad as it keeps fucking doing it. Wow.
This is bad. Let me just fucking hit that again. It's not as bad as it was when you originally did it. Oh, fuck. That was one of the best faces I've ever seen.
Yeah, it's not as bad as when it first started. It's not. It's not. I think those kind of only last a little while.
Oh, this shit will make you fucking die. Fuck. Like if you just crack this near your nose. Oh, that's bad.
So do you think I was out of line on the last episode? I didn't listen to the last part. Really? No. I was going off at me. I mean, what did you exactly say about it?
Because I wasn't there. Just don't do like a whole rant. Just give me a brief overview of what you said. You know, looking back at it, it kind of sounded bad. I was just saying there was like a battalion chief that was that like new in advance about the towers falling.
Okay, yeah, that's a bad take. That's a pretty bad take. Oh, you had a film crew on it. Yeah, they were doing a documentary on a fucking day in the life of a firefighter. On 9-11? No, on the day of the life of a firefighter. Yeah, they were too French.
They happened to be 10 blocks away from the fucking thing. Yeah, it's New York City. My guy. There's a lot of cameras 10 blocks away from everything. Also, let's be real in New York City. Every 10 block. There's a camera. Oh, yeah. Not even, dude.
Bro, especially back then, because New York City is dying now. Like people are moving out by droves. It was just too perfect. The circumstances were too perfect. Why would I want to call 9-11 perfect? Casey? Yeah, I wouldn't go that far. But you guys believe in the fucking conspiracy theories. I believe in building seven being weird.
Everything else is just what happened, I think. Because I think building seven didn't make sense to fall down on its own. And it had FBI headquarters, the CIA headquarters, TSA, all that shit.
Or not TSA, NSA, all that shit in one thing. You're telling me that you don't think that every single one of those buildings have a self-destruct sequence just in case anything like that happens, even near it. Because you want to incinerate all that evidence.
Just imagine some fucking stupid firefighter like us going through the fucking the rummage of 9-11 and building seven did not fall down. You're going through and you're finding classified documents from the fucking CIA and shit.
Oh yeah. That's definitely a fail safe. There's a fail safe for that. But the buildings, everybody's just like, well, Jets Field doesn't melt steel beams. Well, it weakens it enough to fucking crumble. And if one floor crumbles, it's just the weight from the rest of it just going to keep going down.
And that's what you saw. Because if you actually looked at the footage when it was going down, it started to fall where the impact was, where the steel was warped and not melted but weakened. And it crushed from there and then it went down.
Yeah, like I was saying on that last episode, there was an animation of what it would look like. And it was just slowly falling down. But if you look at it in real life, it's just like a free fall.
It's a free fall because it, like, just imagine, like, let's say you're playing with, did you ever play with connects when you were a kid, like the little magnet things, like with the, like.
Oh yeah, I guess so.
So just imagine you take, you rip out like three, four of the pieces if you built the tower, the top part's going to fall down and then crush the rest of it. And it's going to go down super fucking fast.
But we don't know that because a tower's never been hit by an airplane before. Well, it did.
It did happen. Did it though?
The Pentagon thing has been weird though. That's one that's kind of suspect because, like, it looks like a missile hit it almost. Yeah.
Like, it's weird, but it makes, but people are like, there's no wings. It's like, well, the wings could have been destroyed when it hit the ground and then the cockpit of it could have just went through it.
A plane that's going 500 miles an hour with a bunch of jet fuels basically. Yeah, it's just a big missile. With people inside. Yeah.
I was listening back, you guys were talking about United 93. How about there was no, like, crash site. On a crash site there was no debris found. There's no pieces of the plane found.
That's debatable. They, they, they, I read the conspiracy on that, but I like the more I read into it.
Yeah, you guys were all agreeing on that though. That one episode.
I mean, there was, there was shockingly little, but also let's think about it. It's not like a professional pilot, like, tried to land it. It's like a bunch of civilians that didn't have any idea how to fucking fly a plane and they just fucking boofed it into the ground.
I watched that movie, United 93 this week. Those guys are fucking hardcore though. Like, those guys were heroes.
They almost fucking got the plane back too. Yeah. And like right before they crashed into the ground. But so that sucks. They had a pilot that was ready to fly it. Civilian pilot. Really? I didn't know that part.
On a totally unrelated note, Casey, what's your internet password?
We'll, we'll, we'll pause that real quick. Just so you don't fucking dox yourself.
Oh, we're back. Welcome back. Yeah. So United 93. You think you would have the balls to storm the cockpit?
I mean, I always wanted to, I always want to die in a, in a poignant way. Yes.
We always wanted to fly a plane. Hero. I was like, like, I either want to die a hero or die when I'm like, you know, 90 in a bed.
Like those are two drastically different things. Yeah. But like, like if I die young, I want to die a hero. You don't want to die. So dying as 40 as a heart attack is like your worst fear.
Yeah. I don't want to do that. But like, I want, I like, so like if that situation came along, I died. If the terrorists took over the fucking plane, you're probably going to die either way.
So I want to die fighting like, you know, I'd rather die on my, on my feet than, than on my knees, you know, whole thing. Like fuck those guys.
It's such a fucking scary thing to be on a plane and you just know it's fucking going down. Yeah. Like there's like, you know, that there's no hope. Like terrorists take over a plane. You're like, fuck, I'm done.
But like I was on a, I was on several planes in the, the last month for my grandfather's funeral. But I always hate getting on planes. Like I fucking hate getting on planes and like taking off is fine.
Being in the air is fine unless there's turbulence. I think it's the landing that freaks me out the most because when you're in the sky, not much can happen. Like once you get to like, like landing so much shit could go wrong.
If there's one screw that's too loose, that fucking wheel falls off and everybody's fucked type shit, you know, safer flying and being in a car.
Yeah, I'd rather take a train, but there's been so many train derailments now that I'm like that can happen in the car too. The screw could be loose and the wheel could fall off. Yeah. But at least it's my own car.
Or some idiot. At least when you're in the air, some idiot can't fucking cut you off. I mean, I guess I could, but I mean, you know, I seen in fight club, the midair collision and how that was, that was, that was interesting. Casey hasn't seen fight club yet.
You haven't seen fight club yet. What the fuck dude. It's such a good movie. It's schizophrenic movie review. Yeah, I can do that. Tyler's your schizophrenic movie movie reviewer. That's that's that's the thing. Yeah.
That's that's a running thing. You were worse when we, you and I used to work together all the time. Yeah. I calmed down a little bit. A little bit. Yeah.
I was, I was very angry. This is an audio clip from when you and I worked together. We got sent. Do I, do I have to protect the agencies? No. Okay. We can bleep it. Okay.
So this is when you and you and I were going to Schenectady and you got thrown up on this the same night. Yeah. Oh my God. I forgot about that. Dispatch ambulance. No, no, he didn't. We went to go help this guy up out of a chair and all I heard is just legal and that's vomit on my pants.
Oh fuck. Where is it? Oh my God. It's going to take me a hot second to find but yeah, back in the day I was a lot more wild. I've I've mellowed out with age a little bit. I'm still still off the wall but you're like a fine wine. Yeah, I am. I just get better.
Like you know what I want to do? Like you ever see like those wisdom cowboys that give you advice on YouTube and shit? Like I want to be like that when I'm like you want to be like a wisdom YouTube cowboy. Yeah.
Oh, there's I also have the video of you and Ali Mack having a mental breakdown. Oh, the one where we're just shaking on the couch. Basically our wisdom cowboy because you have a podcast.
That's an alley back like fighting over a fucking game or some shit. Yeah, that bitch hit me with her game. Good luck in the forever. Favorite quote from Casey by far. I got I got a good one here fucking of Ali Mack keep on trying to change the calibration settings that I fucking spent an hour on.
Oh on guitar hero. Yeah.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, no, that's not it.
Oopsie daisy.
You have like the weirdest memes.
I do.
What else is there for me to do?
You know,
I feel that I like, I like going on Reddit when I'm bored over.
So the video cut off because my phone ended up dying. But the last part of that video is you look to me and you're like, howdy.
It like cuts off because my phone died before I could save the entire thing. But you look over me like howdy, and then just went completely silent for the rest of the call. This is who's coming to save you.
So here's the one of Ali Mack and me arguing back and forth about guitar hero.
What's that?
Let this show. Sorry, my date is gone.
You're a boost model.
I got your I don't have a little bit of data.
I got to get some more data.
I got two gigabytes left.
I swear to fucking God, if you touch the fucking calibration setting, I'm going to kill you.
I got banned off of Facebook for posting that.
Oh, I know.
I remember you and I both went to Facebook jail because I threatened to kill Ali Mack.
And I was just I said, yeah, I got zoned.
We both did. We both got zucked the same night.
I got zucked a shit ton of times, though.
So I got zucked for like five days for that one.
Yep.
Why is it that Mark Zuckerberg can take away our freedom speech?
If you write kill the the word for sexual assault that we can't say, if you say kill murder, that word, the naughty thing that you do when you don't want to get consent.
Fucking eviscerate stab eviscerate on Facebook.
He's using his fucking big boy dictionary.
Eviscerate decapitate or a whole bunch of other things that you can't say.
Yeah.
But I got I got zucked a couple of times, mostly for saying kill most of them directed towards Ali Mack.
Actually, three of my seven bands have been because of Ali Mack.
Seven bands.
Yeah, I got bands.
What are you collecting them like fucking Pokemon gym badges?
I got banned off of Tinder six times.
For what?
Oh, I never told you guys this.
No.
Oh, my God.
This is awesome.
So back in the day when I was a young man on Tinder, I was only on Tinder for like a year and a half.
So but back when I was a young man on Tinder, my favorite thing to say to test the waters with women was, hey, baby cakes, you got some great tits as my first line.
I'm sure that went over really well.
I would get one of like seven responses.
I'd get one just blocked immediately.
I get it.
You're not you're not cool.
Two would be just no response.
I'm like, all right, that's acceptable.
Three, a fucking five paragraph long thing on why I'm a misogynist piece of shit.
Never failed to make me laugh.
Never.
Don't you don't you have a girlfriend?
Yeah, I'm fucking getting engaged soon.
Oh, yeah.
But you guys are groomsmen, by the way.
No, fuck you.
Yeah, but I back one.
No, yes.
No, I got to go pick my mom up from the airport.
There'd be the five paragraph long thing.
Maybe the thanks I grew myself.
All right.
I'm like, I'm not an original, but works and then they'd be like, Hey, here's my Snapchat if you want to see him.
I'm like, sick.
So why I got banned was in response to the five paragraph long thing.
I was like, Whoa, settle down there, sweetheart.
It's just a joke.
Is that you, John Wayne?
Is it me?
And I just go and they just scream at me some more and I'm like, Listen, I'm just joking around.
And they kept like, you know, just screaming at me over text.
I'm like, Hey, you dumb fucking cunt.
It's like, you're lucky I even swiped right on you because you're fucking ugly and I hate you.
I hope you die in a fire.
Let me let me ask you a question.
Whose copy of the Communist Manifesto is that?
That's mine.
That's Casey's.
Yeah, you like it?
I do.
I do like it, but yeah, that's some relics we have.
Why do we have Assassin's Creed there?
Because we were talking about it that one time.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
We got Trump, Melania and me.
So Michelle Obama ruined my life.
Yeah.
Because she tried to make fat kids not fat.
She made food not taste good anymore.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Talk about how like the mac and cheese thing, right?
Yeah.
But there's more than just that because I remember I was going to elementary school before the
Obama years, the golden years.
I like to call them before Obama.
Bush was the golden years.
Yeah.
George Bush.
So I was going to elementary school and they would have Tater Tots, which were fucking
fantastic.
I loved them.
You're right there.
My balance a little bit.
We'd have Tater Tots, which are fantastic.
We'd have French toast sticks.
Fantastic.
Good pizza.
Where's your bathroom?
Through the living room, the hallway.
Yeah.
We'd have French toast sticks.
We had artificial flavoring and fucking everything and it was so good.
I miss it so much.
Well, you don't you think that should just taste better because you were a kid?
No, absolutely not.
No, everything's better when you're a kid, right?
No, no, that is not true.
That's not true at all.
Well, sucks.
I mean, it tastes better.
Maybe, but it doesn't really doesn't because the Mac, your taste buds change every five
years, like completely.
We had some good pizza, but they got rid of it.
Yeah.
Thanks, Michelle Obama.
Right around the time that he was elected, they got rid of it.
Yeah, she's a bitch.
Michelle Obama, you ruined my fucking life.
If you're listening to this, fuck you.
Tyler, you're going to go to Facebook jail again.
What do you think about?
You think Mark Zuckerberg should have the power to take away people's rights?
Well, that all depends because some things are actually worth banning.
Such as?
CP and shit like that, snuff films.
That's not freedom of speech, though.
No, it's not.
That's a totally different thing.
It's a crime.
But I've seen so much fucking literal people dying on Facebook.
It's a problem.
Have you seen those videos of just dudes just dying on Facebook?
In the Ukraine?
No, just in general, like accidents and fucking dudes getting.
Oh, they're posting videos on Facebook now?
They've been doing that for a while, man.
It's a fucking problem.
I remember that one episode when I was just looking at gore videos for no reason.
Yeah.
I remember in EMT school, they would show us gore videos to desensitize us.
They never did that for me.
Really?
They tried to desensitize you?
Yeah.
They do that for cops and for the military?
Ask Saunders, actually.
He was doing that shit.
Hey, Saunders!
Wait, we got a question for you.
I'm coming.
Yes?
So we were asking, do they show videos to you and shit in the military to desensitize you to violence?
No.
No?
No, they do that the old fashioned way.
Oh, they fucking make you kill things?
So what they do, did we already go down the little rabbit hole of my little military career?
No.
No, we're going to let you do that.
All right.
So I did a brief stint in the Marines.
I got sick a week before finishing and they sent me home.
So I never got a chance to actually finish.
But what they do is to make you desensitize to stress and everything is they just break you down to where you're like, wow, I'm just no-
I'm garbage.
They purposely just break your mind to-
Build you back up.
Build you back up into-
A killing machine?
Yeah, basically a robot.
Did they like deprogram you when you're going out?
No, I had to do that all on myself when I got home.
It took a solid year.
Really?
Yeah.
That's crazy, man.
Deprogram with your mentality?
It's called debriefing when you actually get out.
They do that.
So they had us do a couple classes like, here's how to act around civilians.
Don't be a murderer.
Don't kill your friends.
Don't kill things.
It's like, you're going home now.
Don't murder people.
But yeah, no, they didn't really sit down and be like, all right, now we're going to be a little bit more relaxed and everything.
But fun story.
I had a TV in the separation platoon I was in.
I hadn't seen technology for three fucking years.
I felt like a caveman discovering fire for the first time.
And it was all like the shitty old movies, like fucking Frozen, fucking Die Hard.
Couple Adam Sandler pieces of shit.
Worst Adam on.
But fuck.
Like, yeah, I was like, you're just like TV.
Yeah.
TV.
Like, I'm pretty sure I walked up to it and like poked it.
I was like, like that fucking scene in Family Guy where Peter goes feral.
And he like he like tries to fuck the TV.
I was probably going to start doing that if no one stopped me.
Peter, the horse is here.
Oh, my God.
You want to tell that other story that happened in boot camp?
Which one?
The shower one.
Oh, we're almost got molested.
Yeah, we almost got molested.
Are we going to get taken off the air if I tell that?
No, it's a funny story.
My near molestation story.
I don't believe so.
So shut up.
Oh, God.
I mean, at least he didn't say the R word.
Then we would have gotten canceled.
Anymore.
Twenty twenty three.
Twenty twenty five.
So, you know, down there, everything is like, you know,
get here like, you know, it's a hurry up and wait kind of thing.
Like everything's rushed.
Everything's fucking fast paced, including your personal hygiene in the morning and in the evening.
So what they used to have us do is they used to turn on all like the spigots in the showers and you just walk underneath it.
Just walk and just like fucking you got soap in your hands and you're fucking trying to wash all your shit and, you know, 30 seconds.
So so what they would have us do is like they we had an hour of personal time at the end of everything.
So you could like shower and you can shower on your own, like an actual shower and not just like a clean.
So I'm in there and I'm in the very back of the shower bay.
Right.
And they're like the football locker room showers.
You know, it's just a big fucking piece of metal with a couple of spigots on the end.
So I'm at the farthest one with like my with the most back spigot.
So it's like if I stood sideways, I disappear.
So, you know, all you have on a shower shoes.
I was not going in that shower barefoot.
Yeah, I get everybody.
I get something.
Everybody says the same thing like you wear your shower shoes.
So we're sitting there and, you know, I'm in shower and I'm the only guy in there.
And then I hear, you know, someone waddling in like I hear the fucking, you know, of the shower.
They're basically just sandals.
Yeah.
The shower shoes fucking clip clopping across the floor.
I'm like, all right, whatever.
We've all seen each other naked.
Yeah.
Like we all know who's the biggest, who sticks the smallest.
Shout out to the Chinese kid in my platoon for taking home that award.
Wow.
We'll let you know which one.
Yeah.
Tell you, it looks like a baby's arm holding a fucking apple.
And I'm sitting I'm not thinking anything of it.
Right.
So we didn't have bar soap because they didn't want us to recreate full metal jacket.
We're putting the soap in the sock and being the shit out of people.
So we're sitting there doing, you know, I'm doing my thing.
And then I noticed the footsteps are getting very like irregular.
Like it's like, I'm like, all right, this is kind of weird.
And then all out of fucking nowhere, I feel hands on my back, like rubbing my back, like soaping me up, going down towards my ass.
So my immediate reaction, not to like scream, not to turn around and see what the fuck was going on.
My immediate reaction was I'm going to kill this kid.
That's the military.
So I literally turned around and just fucking cold clocked him with my elbow like right in the mouth.
And there's obviously a commotion because I'm screaming.
Yeah.
So one of my drill instructors comes in and he's the most monitor.
Like he never raised his voice.
Even when he yelled, he talked like this was just a jack dude.
No, no, it wasn't.
That's another story.
So he comes in and just what's going on here.
So my immediate reaction is say, sir, this recruit was almost actually is all that.
Mind you, I'm still bare dick and balls naked.
So this whole fucking investigation, he gets fucking, you know, he leaves the platoon.
So when I'm getting separated, I see the same kid.
Like he comes in that same night.
My god, this is weird.
You know, I don't want to get my butthole touched when I'm sleeping.
So, you know, we're sitting there and I'm on fire watchers, basically like security.
And I see all these fucking red and blue lights fucking pull up outside the RSP squad day.
I'm like, well, that's weird.
So I look, I'm like, it's like I'm thinking to myself, all right, it's like an ambulance.
Like maybe something happened.
And then I just hear fucking commotion and I look over and there's fucking South Carolina State Police,
Paris Island, fucking military police and like a couple, you know, shit, you know, I'm the sheriff.
I'm the sheriff.
Fucking big old cowboy hat and all.
And they fucking like five point pick this kid up out of his rack, kicking and screaming and carry him downstairs.
Jesus Christ.
So it turns out the reason he enlisted was because he had a sexual assault case back home.
So I that's the story of how I almost got molested in boot camp.
My farts almost whistled for the rest of my life.
How would you rate that experience on the scale of what the like 10 being the best or 10 being the worst?
10 being the worst.
10.
This dude looked like a cross between fucking Gibby from iCarly and fucking Robbie from Victorious.
Like the same build as fucking Gibby, but like the same face as Robbie.
That's a weird combination.
I think I'd rather fuck Robbie and Gibby than that guy.
So you played sports, right?
In high school.
Oh, yeah.
Did you do like the shower things or no?
What?
Fuck each other in the shower?
No.
Like did you guys take showers after the games and shit?
No.
So we did.
I played football, though.
You played soccer because you know you're gay.
Basketball.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
Soccer is more like mentally, you know, mentally stimulating.
You have to run around the field.
More mentally handicapped.
And then I fucking hit people at full speed trying to murder them.
Sure.
Soccer is better.
I played basketball, too.
I played track.
I mean, I was a thrower in track.
I wasn't like a runner.
So here's the thing.
So I did.
I played football.
I wrestled and I did track.
Our school did not let us shower at the school.
Really?
Yeah.
That's weird.
We weren't allowed to shower.
So we did.
We did the thing where we'd wear like swim trunks and then all shower because, you know,
we were fucking like high schoolers and we're like, don't look at my dick.
It's small.
I swear.
Just called it here.
Please.
So like we don't tell anybody.
We don't change into swim trunks and shower.
But one dude was just like, one dude to stand there.
Big, big tubby guy.
But he's fucking he had a hammer and he was just like.
Yeah, not wearing, wearing shorts, man.
You got a free ball.
Are you going to clean your balls?
I go the fuck, dude.
He goes, wrestling team doesn't wear shorts.
Wrestling team don't wear shorts.
So Mike, well, we're not the wrestling team.
We're the football team.
And there's.
If you don't have your dicks out, this is obviously gay because you guys don't have
your cocks.
Yeah.
You're doing me a favor.
Hold this for me.
So that we do that.
Like there was like fucking like, you know, 14 shower picket, picket around.
And the guy wouldn't stand in the showers.
He would stay in the dead center of the showers.
Why?
He knew we had a big did he even bathe or did he just stand there for like.
No, he'd stand there like literally breathing in the steam because that he said it calmed
him.
He's showing off his dick.
Like not even cover up some fucking hands on his hips like a fucking like doing a superhero
pose with his cock hanging out.
My man.
I don't know how I would react that like, dude, like I was the captain of the team.
This guy wasn't like a leader on the team.
He was just some dude who warmed the bench.
This dude wasn't even like a fucking like like dude who played like so he was just in
there full fucking cock and taters out for the world to see.
And his only job was to sit on the bench.
He I think he did like like second string defense or something.
But like he'd like getting sometimes like when they like somebody needed a break.
But like he wasn't like a starter.
He wasn't like anything.
But he is just like I got a big dick.
I want people to know I have a big I want people to see I got a big Schmeet.
He made up for his lack of abilities with huge cocks.
But like we would do that shit like we'd shower.
But then fucking I went downstairs because I was doing something after school and I need
to grab something from my gym locker and it was after wrestling practice and every single
one of these dudes every single one of them was fucking butt ass naked just oh yeah.
Hello I'm a wrestler.
Oh dude we didn't give a fuck.
Yeah like like there were so many kids on my team when I wrestled that would literally
stand in the locker room like you know because we had to cut weight and everything so our
coach make us you know check it at the end of every practice.
Yeah and to make sure fucking we were fucking shredding every little ounce like we'd strip
bare dick and balls naked no socks no fucking undies like we'd sit there and like fucking
dry ourselves off after practice because of all the sweat.
Yeah and we'd all just stand there like look at like just watching each other you know
fucking dick out and everything.
Yeah bro did you make weight.
Oh shit fuck yeah dude.
You know because they wanted me to wrestle like a lot like they're like because I was
a boxer and they're like you'd be good at wrestling I'm like boxing and wrestling really
don't have much in common but whatever but I think they just they wanted like more people
on the team that could play and I'm like no because like during the winter time I did
a lot of boxing like that was like my boxing circuit time because after football season
I take a month off to like rest up then like December like through probably March I would
do boxing and then I start going back into football for the rest of the year but they're
like you know you could do wrestling like I don't like hugging all the dudes in my underwear
it's not my thing.
Well so now here's the thing it wasn't in our underwear it was singlet.
We had a singlet which I think in my underwear would have been better like those things were
fucking paper thin and like a lot of the fucking other teams they would just free ball it under
there.
Really.
So like you're feeling every inch every nook and cranny fucking rubbing against your back.
So my buddy was like a big time wrestler he went to the stage he was a state champion
so like here's I think he was like one fucking like 60 assumption but good fucking great
guy but he he had to wrestle a girl one time he's like I don't know what to do.
I don't know.
Yeah they have wrestling clubs.
So it's not like it's not like a boys team and a girls team it's just a wrestling team.
Yeah like I've wrestled many a female.
I lost to the number two female folk style wrestler in the country.
Really.
Yeah.
No shit.
Like youth NCAA shit and I mean like she beat the absolute fucking piss out of me.
I also lost to a blind kid.
Yeah.
So the way it works with blind with like because they don't discriminate like.
Yeah.
If you do it you can do it.
Yeah.
So what they do with blind kids is you hold your hands out like this you know like one
palms facing down one palms facing up and the other kid like grab like hold like basically
like touches your palms and at no point are you allowed to break contact and if you break
contact they stop the match and they restart.
Really.
Yeah.
So that had to be fucking like a.
So now here's the thing.
That's a handicap to you rather than.
Yes.
Here's the thing.
I'm not used to that.
So you kept on breaking contact.
That.
But the other thing is you know homeboy he doesn't need to see.
I need to see like I did not grow up like Helen Keller like I need I need to see this
news like fucking daredevil.
Yeah.
So like and like just the way he like he didn't have that perception obviously.
Yeah.
But like he just knew it's like that fucking myth or like if all if you're blind your hearing's
better like so he's fucking daredevil.
Yeah.
He was like fucking big brain sicko mode.
The blind Helen Keller of wrestling.
Yeah.
WWE superstar.
Yeah.
So.
But.
Have you seen the fucking thing on Instagram where it's like and now singing the nation's
national anthem Helen Keller.
Neo from fucking.
The Matrix.
My buddy's like when he's wrestling like he said he had to wrestle a couple girls.
He said I don't know where to grab him.
It's so fucking weird.
Like you're like I can't just like pick him up and then like do like the thing.
It's like it's that sexual assault at that point.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Grab my pussy.
So you want to tell a story.
I'll tell it and you can you can step in this.
Remember that one time we dropped this old man off at his house.
Oh yeah.
And like we were like setting him up like we brought him back from the hospital and
put him back in his house and like we set him up in bed.
Talk to his nurse like whatever.
And then I hear you go.
Tyler.
What?
He turned around and my.
There's just a fucking life size fucking cardboard cutout of John Wayne.
He's just fucking stand there.
I don't remember what fucking movie that's from.
Is it good, bad and ugly?
I think so.
Maybe that one where he's got, you know, the fucking desperado hat on and he's in all fucking like leather assless chaps.
And I look at Lee I go is that you John Wayne?
Is it me?
Apparently the dude like was a fucking like war hero too.
He had like a fucking purple heart on his fucking like yeah thing and shit like I was just like that was fucking scary.
And another time this is like without you.
This is when I was at my current employer that I won't actually say the name of because I work there still.
But I went in and then the guy's like hey can you go in my closet and get my jacket?
I open it up.
Lo and behold there's John Wayne again staring at me.
It's like I opened up the closet.
He's like oh sorry.
I put my John Wayne thing in there.
I want to get some cardboard cutouts for here.
That'd be pretty funny.
We should get just one of Ali Mac because he's never going to fucking do it here again.
Can you make cardboard?
Yeah you can make personalized ones.
Oh yeah I'm getting one of Ali Mac.
Get him with the fucking Eminem the Eminem dyed hair the fucking bleach blonde.
Oh that was classic.
Oh the Wasted Door Slams.
We could get all our cardboard cutouts of all of us.
That'd be pretty funny actually.
I enjoy that.
One whole podcast episode of us doing nothing but sitting in silence.
Two hours of silence from the cardboard cutouts on this week's episode.
So Casey showed me the commercial while we were waiting for you to show up.
Did you hear one Democrat get roasted by two Republicans and an Independent?
Oh yeah so what are your political views?
What are my political views?
I don't really have any because I don't really care.
Oh good.
He's more along the lines of me than you though.
Yeah like I'm registered to vote as Independent but.
He's more right wing.
Honestly I like right in.
I have not voted yet but I'll probably end up right in in like fucking Freddie Peters.
Freddie Peters.
Freddie!
You're a free thinker.
Gentlemen.
I like the free thinkers on our type of podcast.
I'm a free thinker.
I don't think we're getting an oral airway in her.
Key to assessment Freddie thank you.
Key to assessment Freddie.
Have you talked about that?
No I haven't.
But.
I think that a that'd be a good thing to talk about because you're here now actually.
Yeah.
So we'll talk about one of the worst moments of both our lives together.
Yeah.
We'll hold hands through it.
We'll hold hands.
You'll lose war trauma here we go.
Yeah.
Good old shitty of Albany war.
War trauma.
So this is our buddy Ali Max fault.
Partially.
No it's a hundred percent his fault.
He's going to be like fuck you guys.
I was doing my job.
There were thousands of other ambulances in the fucking city that night.
He's like what do you want me to do?
So we were fucking just you know.
You know what he did after pissed me off more than what he fucking did before.
We're like hey buddy.
And we get a fucking call.
It's just like Bravo unknown medical.
Go figure.
Every single one of the worst calls I've ever been on was a Bravo unknown medical problem.
And like we're at the cross streets of like the deep ghetto like the harshest of harsh
ghettos.
So he.
Him and I pull up and there's no fire department.
So like all right.
There's just two people outside.
Yeah.
There's two people smoking a cigarette.
That is a keen part of this story.
That is an integral part because once we get a little further you're going to realize that
we all almost fucking died multiple times.
So I grab the you know the bag and you know leaves like you want to stretch.
I'm like fuck it.
They can walk.
It's like it's like three o'clock in the morning on Halloween night.
Yeah.
So I forgot it was on Halloween.
I forgot it was on Halloween.
Oh my god.
Two and a half months before you left.
So we're walking up to the door and this woman's like I heard someone screaming for help.
So I call 9-1-1.
No.
See the quote.
I quote I heard murder noises.
That's right.
So Lee goes hey man we should call you know call for PD like we should probably stage.
I go nah.
So I go to open this front door and he grabs me by the shoulder and says gets real close
to me and goes we're calling PD.
I said for what like it's I'm like I can smell blood through the door and then he turns on
his flashlight and from top to bottom is just saturated through with blood.
So I look at him I was like yeah we should call PD.
So we shining.
Yeah.
So we turn right back around and we don't move the ambulance the big fucking target.
Yeah.
We just go and stand behind it.
Good job guys.
Yeah.
EMT class 101.
So we call for PD and every fucking cop in the city.
SWAT team too.
Yeah.
Like fucking.
They don't come until later but the SWAT team did make an appearance.
And it was the fucking big boys it was the stateys.
Yeah.
It wasn't just like the city it was the stateys.
So every single cop and their fucking mother comes out.
I mean like fucking screaming down the road like they're asking if we're OK blah blah
blah.
So they go to you know they force entry into this house.
And again perfect scene safety BSI management.
Lee and I walk right into the fucking house right behind them.
So me and Lee are standing in this living room and it looks like someone slaughtered
a fucking pig.
Oh it is.
There's so much blood it's ridiculous.
And I look at Lee and we so the agency we worked at we had to wear the respirators the
you know.
Yeah.
Here's masks.
So I go.
Lee do you smell gas.
There you go.
So we both take our masks off and go.
They go big old fucking snifferooney and it's definitely gas.
And after he says yeah it's gas him and I at the same time look to our right and there's
a fucking the in wall space heaters ripped out thrown across the fucking floor and the
and the fucking natural gas pipe is on and just spewing natural gas into this apartment.
So the biggest cop in the entire city this dude is like six five two hundred and seventy
pounds of pure muscle fucking pure dark chocolate motherfucker.
My man love the man.
He's the best.
Love him.
I hear him go oh fuck.
Yeah he goes oh fucking my good God.
And then him both look at each other be like if he's scared we should be scared.
And he goes we need to get out of the fuck out of here right now.
So Lee goes looks at me and he goes go out and grab a backboard and grab the stretcher.
So I said OK.
So so he's going out and doing that shit.
And I just see my man fucking dark chocolate ebony.
Fucking man lift up this fucking I didn't see it yet but lift up whatever the fucking
appeared to be a sack of potatoes with arms and legs lifted this fucker up and came outside
and just dropped it on the fucking porch.
And I looked down and I go oh no.
Oh I look down this person was stabbed like 60 plus times.
Oh yeah.
With a knife hanging out of her fucking face.
Yup.
Went through from the back of her head out of her mouth.
So I finally get you know I got the fucking backboard.
I got the fuck I got everything.
And Lee goes watch your step.
And I look down I go oh mind you this is like his second week on the job.
No I was there for a lot longer.
Yeah.
I was in medic school at the time.
Oh you were right.
And then I just started.
I don't want I don't know if I want to do this anymore.
So I like now buddy.
I'm like all right.
And I'm like I checked for a pulse.
Yeah.
And he looks at me he's like I don't feel a pulse.
And then I look at him I said obviously you don't have a pulse.
So then fucking the cop goes do something man.
Fucking do something.
And I'm like what do you want me to do.
I was so tend to just go.
It's like it did something.
She's dead.
Call the coroner and maybe a priest.
I don't know.
So mind you it's been like a good five minutes at this point.
The fire department is nowhere to be found.
Nowhere like straight up fucking missing.
So I'm fucking looking for an airway and I'm like yeah we're not getting anything.
We're not we're not getting shit on that.
Fucking I told him to do compressions because he was like what do I do.
I'm like do compressions.
He's like I could do that.
I could do that.
Two and a half hours later I'm still fucking doing compressions in the hospital.
And I'm doing fucking the airway.
But every time every time I was putting air into it was spurting blood into his face.
There is a giant hole in the side of her cheek that we didn't realize.
And every time every time he squeezed the bag.
Just as blood would go right in his face.
And I'm sitting there like.
So the fire department finally shows up.
Along with the rest of the Calvary.
Yeah.
Like the entire state of New York's fucking police department was there.
And then one of the captains looks at us and he goes why the fuck didn't you tell us there was CPR in progress.
I'm like we did.
And I told them multiple times traumatic cardiac arrest sent at one point I just said send help please.
And they they acknowledged me like their dispatcher acknowledged me.
So we're sitting there we're working her you know they you know they put an IV in they give her meds you know put her up to the monitor.
That did absolutely what you expect which is nothing.
So we're all sitting there and we're like all right like you gave it the horse and pony show.
We tried.
We'll call Doc we'll secure it.
Bim bam boom.
No big deal.
Then the big bad boys.
The rescue squad shows up.
And they look at us and say we're going to transport them.
And every single person on the.
I am still doing compressions and I turn around and I go what.
What.
She's in a transportable rhythm.
No she's not.
So I we all said no no she's not.
And they're like well we might want to.
And then as he's about to finish his sentence we hear gunshots from the neighbors.
Because now there's a whole crowd and everyone's screaming everyone sees what's going on.
So then I look at him and I go yeah let's get the fuck out of here.
So we put her on the stretcher bring her to the hospital and obviously she is dead.
Dead.
And we had the wonderful fire department dispatchers had notified Albany Albany Med of what was coming in.
Now we gave them the entire rundown.
You know X year old female stabbed multiple times cardiac arrest CPR in progress.
Knife still sticking out of the back of her fucking head.
And the report the hospital got was.
Stab victim.
She's been stabbed.
They're about five minutes away.
Goodbye.
So they had no idea what the fuck was coming in and they see me from fucking clavicles down to my nuts.
Covered in this woman's blood there's blood running down my face in my hair.
I am the only one who has blood on them by the way I don't know how the fuck that happened.
I am great at dodging.
I'm sitting there I'm thinking to myself I look at one of the firemen in the back of the ambulance while Lee's driving I go I really hope she doesn't have AIDS.
It's too late now because halfway through my gloves ripped.
So I'm doing like fucking bare nuts CPR with my bare hands.
So we get her to Albany Med and they all start freaking out obviously.
So then this registration woman looks at me and says what's her name.
I don't know.
And then she says well I can't give you a room until I get a name.
So I said you're not going to have any teeth left if you don't give me a room.
Actual quote and we can attest to this.
Yeah.
As I'm standing on the fucking like arm of the stretcher like the wheels fucking still doing pushy pushy.
Still getting showered in blood and blood clots.
And I looked at her and I go and then I'm going to drag your ass outside and we're both going to kick your ass.
And they're like OK you can go to a one.
So we give the report we hop down like I hop down off the stretcher we move her over.
They do maybe three compressions and then the doctor's like why the fuck did you bring this.
So then we explain that before.
Yeah.
Then we explain the level of chaos on scene and they're like OK understandable like you guys had no option.
Yeah.
So I'm still covered in blood.
So Lee hands me a giant trash bag and pokes two holes in the bottom for my legs and has me put the trash bag on my uniform and I sit in the ambulance like a fucking toddler on time out.
So we get back to the building and we I throw my clothes in the wash.
I ended up just burning my button up.
I just put my jacket on.
But I don't I didn't have a spare uniform.
So I was looking through people's lockers just in case we got sent somewhere.
I was a pretty big guy when I worked at Mohawk at the time.
Yeah I was easily like 230 pounds.
I found the uniform pants of a gentleman who weighed 120 pounds.
Ah.
Beepers Jake. Yeah it was Beepers.
So I'm wearing Beepers pants.
And JJ Malone's jacket so I look like a fucking absolute tool bag.
So Ali Mack calls the building and says hey you good.
I got a transport for you.
So Lee is the one who answered and he goes we're not taking it and slams the phone down.
Understandably so.
So then he calls back.
This time I answer it.
Station five Saunders.
Hey I don't know why you guys are giving me so much attitude.
And for that I listen to the recording that all you hear is.
Ali Mack you have five seconds to hang up this phone before I make you deaf in your one good ear.
And he always says well there's a transport.
And I said fuck your transport.
We almost died.
So he's like well what happened.
So I tell him and he goes.
Oh well I still have a transport for you to do.
To take someone home.
I don't know what you want me to do about this fucking transport.
So I go.
That's cool.
His house is still going to be there tomorrow morning.
And I hang up the phone.
He's like then he calls me on my personal.
He's like you guys need a break for a little bit.
I'm like yes.
Meanwhile I'm sit I'm afraid to sit down and beep his pants because my balls are going to pop out the middle seam.
So I go beep.
I go.
Yeah yeah we're going to need a couple minutes.
He just goes OK.
I still got that.
He still keeps telling us.
He texted me he's like just don't forget about the transport.
So we calm ourselves down a little bit.
There was blood on the roof like on the ceiling of the ambulance.
And I still remember we had put that was the night we had fucking stinky McGee who like rolled around and like dog shit.
And like you know just smelled horrible.
So we put like eight or nine of those fucking the sniff tree fucking air fresheners and they were still hanging under the fucking the fireman gets in the rig and he goes why does it smell so nice in here.
And I go courtesy of my dog ambulance.
Now let's go.
So we did that shit.
We can we calm down a little bit.
We have our like fucking like big supervisors come over and be like are you guys OK.
No he's all at first they go are you OK.
And then he looks at me and goes I just want you to know I you left the fire portable on scene.
I said he didn't even bother fucking wiping it down.
He just goes here and just hands it on over to us.
It is like dripping.
Yes.
So we're sitting there we're talking and then another crew comes over.
So apparently her son was the one who stabbed her and his plan was going to be to fucking boom make a fatal funnel.
Well when that didn't work when he heard us say let's call for PD.
He ripped the fucking natural gas heater off the wall.
Jumped out the back window and was going to blow the entire apartment fucking sky high with us inside with everybody standing on the porch.
So also he had a knife.
Yeah he was like multiple knives.
He was waiting for us to come in to stab Saunders.
Yes.
So yeah.
Wow.
So apparently so the reason they found out he was hiding in the bushes is because they you know they released the canine and the canine bit him on the foot.
Like he got a couple scratches and he was adamantly requested to be evaluated at the hospital.
The same hospital that his mother was transported to.
So the other crew is like oh well we heard what happened.
And I was and I'm sitting there and I'm looking at me I'm like why am I so sweaty.
I'm still covered in this woman's blood.
No one thought to tell me I didn't get it all.
So I look at Lee I said I'm going to go take a shower.
As I'm getting ready to step into the shower.
Alley Mac calls me again.
Hey buddy.
How you doing.
Well I'm going to go take a shower because I'm still covered in this woman's blood.
Okay.
Well that transport is like they're really calling to get it out.
So I lose my mind.
He sees me open the door to the bathroom like I'm in my boxers and I take my phone and I just huck it as hard as I can outside slam the bathroom door closed.
And I don't come out for like 30 minutes.
So I look at him and I say hey I think we should take this transport before Alley Mac has a fucking come apart.
So we finally go and take this transport.
Now mind you this man lives about what would you say 45 minutes away 45 minutes away from the hospital.
This is the best part.
We get 15 minutes from his house.
I'm driving.
And Alley Mac calls me and says the hospital forgot to give you his stuff including his house keys.
So I look at Lee I say hold on and I pulled a fucking like 90 mile an hour you turn the lights and sirens on and drive as fast as I can to back to the hospital.
Grab his stuff and proceed to go priority one all the way to this man's house just to find out he doesn't have a lock on his front door.
He's like you got to just Jimmy it.
He goes Jimmy it a certain way.
Yeah.
He hands Lee a fucking screwdriver and says Jimmy it open.
So we did.
So the whole house key thing that Alley Mac sent us back to the hospital for was useless.
Shout out Alley Mac.
Fuck you Alley Mac you fucking bitch.
And that was that was that night.
Halloween night.
That's a great story.
Glad you guys made it out alive.
Be on the podcast.
Yeah.
That guy's lucky that guy's lucky that he left because I would have done some shit.
Yeah.
I can see the Max reaction already.
What the fuck.
I didn't even do I had a transport pending I had to get out.
The war story fucking happened today.
That was that was one of the best ones that we got.
Yeah.
There was also me and you did another one.
It wasn't as bad but we did the five to all of us actually we had a five person shooting.
Yeah.
And fucking the high velocity tit piercing was yeah.
Yeah.
And then you guys got the pregnant woman who was in arrest and like you have to save her
and the baby and apparently Alley Mac just says the baby baby in the clump of cells.
Not a baby.
It's actually a fetus bro.
He has a point.
Oh my God.
That was dude.
There is that was such a fucking mess dude like that fucking the second biggest cop in
all of the city.
Oh yeah.
Russian dude literally named after the Russian boxer fucking gets up and he's holding an
assault rifle and he looks like he can bend it.
Yeah.
This man is holding it fucking you know limp arm down by his side with a cigarette in his
mouth and someone yelled at him.
You have to do something.
And this man no joke picked the gun up railed it and then pointed it at them and said back
up in a very heavy Russian American accent that I can't even fucking buckle.
Yeah.
But like deeper.
So we've done some fucking shit like every time me and him work together it was the worst
thing ever to happen.
It was awesome.
I loved it.
All right.
We'll take a break.
I'm title podcast.
Oh my God.
And hopefully Dan shows up.
He probably won't.
We'll be back.
Dude that's so fucked up.
Welcome back to our podcast.
Yo what up.
Welcome.
So the poppy poppy song and this part is real good.
I like it.
Yeah it's good.
So these are strong.
You said stronger than the other ones that we had.
They're not as strong as this.
I'm worried.
I'm going to take a step back from this mic stand.
I'm actually like for some reason I'm like this made me anxious.
Let me see this.
Let me see this container.
Atomic rhino smelling salts proud to present our smelling salt ampules 40 pack ampules.
Is that what these are called?
Yeah.
Crack them.
How did you look that up on the interwebs.
What was it on Amazon.
Yeah.
They're on Amazon.
Can you send me the link to that.
I need some for work.
Yeah.
Just look up atomic rhino.
Oh shit.
He put that right up to his nose.
It's bad but it's not as bad as this right here.
Crack that.
Yeah.
You did not react at all to that.
Is it still bad.
Oh yeah.
Let me see.
These things aren't that strong.
They're just like the other.
They'll get you going but they're not like.
Give me that.
Oh yeah.
Fuck.
It's like you just want it out.
Oh fuck.
Wow.
The air around me.
I just I can see it.
I can see it.
I can see colors in the lights man.
Wow.
So.
Well Saunders had to go home because he had to go to work in the morning.
So he said he might be he would be back next week though.
So you guys enjoyed him.
Let us know.
Email us at our email if you would like more guests like him.
What's our email again.
Title podcast 73 email dot com.
Dude email us give us suggestions anything man like we are for it.
We are all for it baby.
Give us some suggestions.
We'll talk about anything.
You want us to talk about fucking Jesus.
We'll talk about Jesus.
Let's talk about communism.
We'll talk about communism.
Let's talk about Mohammed.
We'll talk about Mohammed and how much I hate him.
Well bro you can't say that.
Yes I can.
That's hate speech.
Hey my ancestors fought in the Crusades.
You think your religion is like the best and you like hate other religions.
I don't hate other religions.
I just know that they're wrong.
OK.
So what's up with this shooting that was in Texas this week.
There's a shooting in Texas this week.
Oh yeah.
I've been I've been kind of you know often in my own world for the last nine people died and Joe Biden was like we got a bad.
So we got ice cream ice cream.
I got ice cream.
I'm not joking.
Oh Dan's here by the way.
Yeah.
What up Dan.
Nothing much.
Ali Mac flaked again.
Oh wow.
Surprising.
There's a shooting in Texas and there's actually two shootings in Texas.
There's one before that by like a Mexican immigrant.
Did they talk about that one.
Yeah.
Oh not to cut you off on the sorry but I'll forget.
Did you see that they're trying to release the trans shooter manifesto but there's a whole bunch of people that are saying that they shouldn't.
Why they absolutely should.
Yeah.
Like I want to I want to read what's in there but I think I really think that the feds are going to like fucking censor the fuck out of it.
Like it's not going to be the true manifesto you know it might be redacted.
Yeah but like there's there's definitely some shit in there that like there's there's some shady shit going down the redacted podcast the broken heroes podcast.
Is that a name redacted heroes redacted podcast.
There's a couple of them.
I don't know if broken heroes is one there's a couple of them.
You already looked that one on yeah but broken heroes.
I didn't look at that.
That's what you said to broken heroes.
Wait, wait, wait.
I like that.
What does that mean.
It means that we're broken and that we're heroes.
I don't know.
The heroes work here.
That's exactly why broken heroes bro.
Something something underground something meth underground.
It's like off the spectrum right off the spectrum not on the spectrum.
This is this the stuff we cover is off the August underground.
You ever see the movie here the movie August underground.
Yeah.
It's like this like really fucked up horror movie that is shot and makes it look like it's shot on like a home video camera.
So like Blair Witch.
Yeah but it's about these like serial killers.
There's like a guy and a lady that go around just murdering people and they just like show the full thing but it's super fucked up.
But it's like one of the most disturbing movies.
This sounds awesome. Did you ever see the fuck's that movie.
Candle Holocaust.
Yeah I'm not big into horror movies dude.
Really I'm more into like like like horror audio books like I'm really big in the horror audio books like I listen to horror audio books to go to sleep.
It's like I would say audio books but like like you know online scary stories things like from like Reddit and like 4chan and shit like I just like I just like hearing that like going to sleep and shit like a candle Holocaust was fucked up because they actually like murdered the animals in the movie.
Yeah they did.
Also in the actually did it.
Yeah they actually killed animals and shit like a turtle like a giant tortoise and they cut its head off.
And they can make the movie.
No no they had tribals like they had tribals that were that ate it afterwards.
But like like in the movie for the movie.
Yeah. Oh but that they didn't like waste it.
No kill it for fun.
Oh they did kill it like just a movie.
I mean it's the same thing with with Apocalypse Now you ever see that.
No fantastic movie like it's like it's it does a really great deep dive into the like surreal and fucked up nature of Vietnam.
Really good movie.
Charlie Sheen's in it.
Not Charlie Sheen Martin Sheen his dad.
Really good.
Like he did a fantastic job at it like.
I've heard of it.
Really good movie.
But at the end when he's at like the like the the main like like antagonists like camp he's with like a bunch of like Vietnamese tribals.
And like in the movie they cut the head off of a fucking ox like just actually cut it off.
Yeah like on camera.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
There's actually a iceberg like you know the conspiracy theory.
Yeah the most disturbing movie.
Yeah I read that fucking Windigoon.
If you guys if you guys haven't checked Windigoon.
Windigoon fantastic show fantastic YouTuber like fucking phenomenal does shit ton of good research does it in a really like fun way like like talks about it.
He had a whole but he has the whole conspiracy theory.
You know the conspiracy theory iceberg that like I get into sometimes he did it from fucking the top to the bottom.
He made fucking like a like in total it's like 15 hours worth of content that he did from top to bottom on that.
But like just on the conspiracy theory iceberg.
Yeah he did every single entry in the iceberg.
He talked about it's fucking insane but fucking fantastic.
If you guys are listening and you guys haven't seen Windigoon.
I know he's got like you know three million subscribers now and we're just you know this.
But if you haven't checked check him out he's fucking awesome.
Is anybody out there.
Can anybody hear me.
Do we have listeners.
We do.
I don't know your girlfriend listens right.
Yeah she listens with me though.
That's a listener.
How many views do we have can you check that.
She would never on her own go and look it up.
Around 1250.
1250 that's still a lot of people listening like.
How many of those people like clicked out of by accident.
How many of those people are us I don't know.
How much do you have to listen to to actually get a full play.
I don't know.
That's actually interesting.
Let that out.
Hey Jamie can you look that up for.
I think you just have to click on it.
Does it.
Yeah.
And you said there's a shit ton of people like fucking Denmark or some shit that watched
this.
Oh shout out Sweden no Belgium.
Belgium.
You guys love us.
Thank you.
Much love.
Much love from the states to Belgium.
Oh yeah you know a movie is like actually like disturbed me like mentally was hereditary.
I did it wasn't.
But like it wasn't like super fucked up like gross but like mentally psychologically disturbing.
There was a movie that actually oh fucking all quiet on the Western Front just made me
feel fucking sad for a week.
Especially when.
OK because there's a scene and I don't think you've seen that movie hereditary.
There's a scene where like there's like a brother and sister or his little sister and
the girl has like a little allergic to reaction because she went to a party with them and
they eat the brownies.
So he's like driving her to the hospital and she's like hanging her head out the window
for air.
Right.
And he's like high out of his mind because he was at this party and he like 16 years
old and he swears into a telephone pole and her head pops off.
Yeah.
Cleans it.
And it's like shows her head for like 30 seconds like with the flies on it and shit.
Jesus Christ.
Dude that would that would fuck up your day.
Yeah.
And then he just like he just like drives home with her body in the fucking backseat
and goes to bed.
So he was high on something other than like just weed.
He would probably have a lot of things.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
The fuck was there's fucking one movie that I saw that was like fucking brutal.
And then the movie is about like how like the mother is trying to bring back the spirit
of her her daughter like the sister that got killed.
She may like some of the much.
Really.
Yeah.
Casey I feel like you'd accidentally summon demons because it's funny and I'd have to
fight them.
Let's do a pentagram right here and see what we can come up with.
I'd leave.
Would you?
Yeah.
I don't fuck with that shit.
I don't even know how to do that.
You did before though.
He doesn't fuck with Ouija boards.
We should do that.
No dude I used to fuck with that shit and really fucked up my life a lot.
Like unironically like that shit can fuck up your life.
Really.
Yeah.
Sure.
Was that just the coincidence or?
No my dad literally thinks he's paralyzed because of the Ouija board that he used in
the cemetery.
What?
Because it said and also this is this is God's honest truth my dad my cousin and my other
cousin were using the Ouija board in the cemetery and it gave the the days that they were going
to die and my cousin who did die she died on the exact day that the Ouija board said.
Stop.
What about the other days are they still coming up?
They're still coming up and then for my dad.
Jesus.
My dad it did the day of his accident as one of them and then it said no and they gave
him a day in like November of like 2005 and it said no and it went to like some other
date in like 2017 and it said no and then it just started doing like weird shit and
it just went to I don't know and he's just like that's fucking weird but like the day
of his accident where he got paralyzed was one of the days on that on the thing told
him.
Really?
Yeah and like my my other cousin called my dad the day that my my other cousin died and
he is like you remember the date that it said and he's like yeah.
That doesn't mean it caused the accident though.
But he still thinks that like if he didn't fuck with that my cousin would still be alive
and he'd be like not paralyzed.
Wow.
Maybe he just knew the dates of their deaths.
I think I definitely told this story before but like this this just made me believe that
there's definitely something out there right like something going on.
Yeah.
Right spiritually because I was telling you this story about how I went to my grandfather's
grave right on my motorcycle and out of the hundreds of graves I walked right up to his
it was the first one and I'd never been to that cemetery.
I just knew that he was buried there somewhere.
So it's like you know one the chances of the gates being open to the cemetery because this
one it was never opened right like the gate was always shut so it just happened to be
open and I was riding by my motorcycle and I'm like oh let me just check it out because
I know like my my grandfather and my my aunt are buried up there.
So I just stopped my motorcycle somewhere and just walked up to one and it was the first
one I walked up to.
Wow.
So it's like you know what what are the chances of that.
You know it's like well if you count the graves I don't know one in 250.
Yeah it's funny I was looking for my grandmother's grave last year in the cemetery I couldn't
find it.
Oh really.
Which cemetery because you can actually look it up on like the thing and find the plot
number and like the lot and like the plot number on the lot.
I did but there's there's still a lot in the plot but there's the one that our friend had
his funeral.
Okay.
That's the cemetery it's at?
Yeah.
Really?
The military cemetery.
Oh no shit.
Your grandma is buried in the military cemetery?
A spouse of a military personnel can be buried next to him.
Wow damn dude speaking of military dude do you think I had a dream the other night that
I was on a submarine and it started taking on water.
Oh fuck that.
Dude that shit is so scary.
What's the idea of a fucking submarine?
Fucking AIDS.
Like never mind that.
Tyler just spill the drink and say fucking AIDS.
There's nothing wrong with AIDS.
Just alright so first like the dream started off like there was like a draft right and
that's gonna happen.
I got drafted to go on the fucking submarine.
That sucks.
Yeah that's the worst one.
So the guy that was driving it was like alright here we go check it out and he started going
underwater I'm like this is so fucked up.
We're underwater right now in this nuclear machine.
I'm like this is just fucking weird and then it started taking on water.
And I'm like oh god and he goes oh we're too deep we can't just go to the surface right
and then it started going upside down.
So it's taking on water and it's spinning upside down.
What the fuck I see like the bubbles in the water.
Oh god that was like terrifying.
I had a strange dream the other day too.
I can't even remember mine.
I had something to do with like the podcast but I don't remember what it was.
No because I was doing I think I was like at like a store with my girlfriend in the
dream and I was just walking back and some dude in the fucking mask started chasing us
down and I'm like fuck and like he had a fucking he had a knife.
So I got back to my car in a dream and I went under my seat and I pulled out a fucking gun
and I fucking pointed at him and then I woke up.
And then I woke up and I realized this was actually an EMS call.
And I said cover your ears and then I was like this and I was about to pull like I like
my finger was going to pull the trigger and then I woke up.
Damn dude dreams are so weird.
Yeah.
And I also had this dream that this was the same night that.
By the way I don't have a gun underneath the seat of my car.
There's a bunch of girls that I went to school with like high school with and we were all
in a bus and those girls are all nurses now and I was in the bus too and I was just ass
naked.
What does this mean and they're laughing at me but I didn't really care.
I was like whatever.
Dreams are fucking weird.
I haven't had like a positive dream in a really long time really long.
I don't think you were supposed to because dreams are like your way of working things
out.
You have good dreams sometimes.
Good dreams but dreams are supposed to be like preparing for the future kind of thing.
What's the dream with me fucking Haley Atwell from the fucking Avengers has to do with anything
in the future.
That's a good dream.
Oh yeah.
Oh what the hell.
Hold on man hold on.
Please please please please.
Who is that coming out the goddamn pick and roll.
Oh I don't know what that was.
I've got a I've got a friend who's 33 and still regularly has wet dreams.
Is it you?
No no.
My buddy.
But what was the last time you had a wet dream.
I can't even fucking remember.
Man I can't remember honestly.
It was definitely in like high school.
Really yeah.
Geez.
See that's what I would expect though.
Yeah like this kid.
Ninth grade.
Like I said this kid he's my boy.
I love him but he's just got some sort of dysfunction there.
He went whenever whenever he actually does have sex it's like over in a second and a
half.
He's just got a light trigger.
That's unfortunate.
When it does happen.
So he's not a virgin.
No but he's in a little bit of a drought you know.
Like Ali Mack was.
I wonder why.
But he's a man.
He's just got like a crazy sex drive and he's got nowhere to like let it out.
Does he lead off that his dating profile with I still have wet dreams.
I wouldn't be surprised.
No he's my boy.
I love the sound boards.
You think Michael Jackson.
Touched those kids yes.
You do?
Yeah I think he did it.
I mean if you're having him sleep over to your house.
Like yeah.
It's like fucking weird.
Other people's kids.
I forgot who it was but there was some celebrity that was like yeah I met Michael Jackson this
one time and he was just a super fucking weird guy.
Like I had to get the hell out of there.
I mean Corey Feldman danced with him.
That was real weird.
Who's that Corey Feldman?
Fucking mouth from Goonies.
Oh I don't know.
That's probably his most prominent role that I can think of.
Yeah he just he had some like dysmorphic shit going on.
He was just a he was just a strange character but you know we forgive some of his sins because
he made such good music.
What the fuck?
What?
This picture.
What picture?
What's wrong with that?
It's a good picture.
It was a kid.
Oh my god.
What?
Good picture.
That's a good picture.
I don't like photos of myself.
I don't think anybody actually likes photos of themselves.
Or your own voice.
Right.
My girlfriend's a big fan of your voice Casey.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
Really?
Shout out.
Yeah.
I probably got the most soothing voice on the podcast.
She said she called IT at her work the other day and she said it sounded like that Casey
guy.
Maybe to host the podcast.
You got a unique voice.
I'm flattered.
So when you sing what um what are you considered like if you were you in choir?
Yeah only like elementary school.
Oh.
Oh so you weren't.
Probably like baritone I think it's called.
What's the lowest one?
Uh bass.
A bass?
There's actually a dude who can you ever see the dude who can sing like the lowest note?
Yeah it's crazy.
Crazy.
What would you think my voice would be at?
Probably like uh alto.
Or what's it called baritone.
I don't really know the uh the vocal stuff.
What's that guy's name?
Ken Burns or something?
Ken Burns yeah.
You know that fucking like Kim Jong guy?
Yeah of course.
Like he's a fucking doctor.
What?
And he acts instead of being a doctor.
Kim Jong oh no not Kim Jong.
That's the guy who runs North Korea.
No no.
Can't what's his name?
I know the guy from uh the hangover.
Yeah yeah he's a doctor.
Yeah yeah he's an actual MD.
Yeah which is insane that he's like I'm gonna be an actor.
He's like dude 50% of doctors are like fuck this.
Like statistically.
They get done with med school and they're like I should have done something else.
That's why a lot of them like are like YouTube people and they try and like start some fucking
trend.
Hi I'm a doctor let me tell you about doctor things.
Well if you have the sniffles you should go to the hospital because I'm a doctor.
Well it's not even that they just like they come come out with some like against the grain
idea that nobody's ever heard of and then they like I don't know they just promote it
and sell a bunch of supplements and then you have the fucking the good doctor.
This video is called when you hit puberty twice.
The lord will be my guy.
This is like the guy who can hit the lowest vocal note.
Where is it?
It sounds like a fucking whale.
Whoa that's his voice.
Yeah.
What the fuck.
No way.
That's fucking crazy.
Sounds like a fucking whale.
Awesome.
Damn I wish I had some talents like that.
Oh you got plenty of talents.
You got to convert that bus into the podcast.
Oh my god that'd be awesome.
Where would we go?
Where would be the first place?
Honolulu.
More in fuel than the entire bus.
Gettysburg.
I think that'd be awesome.
Trip to Gettysburg.
Dude I'll get it ready.
Dude ghost hunting.
Gettysburg.
Talk to some of the Loki's.
Yeah I could use an extra set of hands too.
It runs.
But yeah we'd have to set up some sort of table in it.
I do have like a futon.
A really nice futon so we could sit on that.
I can secure that.
I don't know.
Shout out if you want us to come to your town.
Mobile baby.
Untitled mobile.
We will literally drive your town no matter who you are.
We'll drive to fucking England.
Anywhere in the continental US.
Anywhere in the US.
Not even continental.
I'll go to Hawaii.
Or if ferry ships go.
We won't go to Mexico because we don't want to get stabbed.
That's right.
Well I don't know if I have a valid passport to go to Canada.
It's not hard to get a passport it's just time consuming.
Well you can get the enhanced license.
The fucking government is time consuming.
For 150 bucks you can just use your drivers license.
Oh.
Yeah you don't even need one to go to Mexico or Canada.
Yeah like the ones that touch.
But if you want to go to like England or something you got to get like a full on passport.
Yeah.
Anywhere outside the country.
We should do live from Texas.
That would be dope dude.
Dude shoot guns.
Dude I would be so down.
That would be great.
Casey have you ever fired firearms?
Nope.
Really?
You have any desire to?
Sure.
Sure it doesn't sound like it.
Sure.
We got to take this man to the gun range.
He'd fucking have a fucking ball.
Yeah.
And then he'd be like well guns are actually kind of cool.
Yeah.
I never said they were cool.
I just said that they are responsible for a lot of deaths.
Yeah guess what?
They can prevent a lot of them too.
Yeah.
Like in Texas.
In Texas the most gun toting place in the state.
They had two shootings the past week.
Well stuff happens.
And mass shootings.
Yeah but alright so Texas is also the size of like half of Europe.
So it's like that's not really fair.
Oh that's what I want to talk about.
It's not even the biggest state though.
Fucking Europe or I mean not Europe but fucking England they're like we were the most powerful
country on the planet at one point.
It's just like yeah you had like fucking like the size of New England for your fucking thing.
Who said that?
It's fucking English people that are like we are the most powerful empire at one point.
It's like well now you don't.
Well now you don't.
And there's like and it's like oh yeah and the thing that's like right next to you France
had the same size empire like we had a big empire.
It's just like you guys don't even know the size like the size that you had as your empire
is fucking tiny.
It's like not even the northeast of the United States like and we have way more shit like.
Dude it's crazy like New York is the size of like Greece.
Yeah right.
I think it's bigger.
Well I mean regardless it's like we have states that are bigger than most countries.
You know what I mean?
Like a lot a lot of ours besides the little states if you take the little states out.
Fuck you New Jersey.
Like most of our states are larger than European countries.
Yeah that's true.
It's wild.
And like basically the entirety of the United States is I think bigger than Europe.
Oh way bigger.
Yeah like I think if you put the United States in Europe we'd like extend out to like Russia.
Like dude all of Europe can fit in the United States.
I'm pretty sure they can.
Yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah well it's definitely bigger.
But it's like I don't know I just think it's funny because we talk about like let's look
that up real quick with the size of Europe bigger population wise.
Isn't it so weird when you think about though like the United States is like like the states
are like little countries.
You know like in Europe they just have countries under the European Union.
So Australia is about the size of the United States.
That makes sense.
But Belgium itself like the country of Belgium can fit into Belgium can pretty much fit into
like where DC is like that like the greater DC area to like a little bit into Pennsylvania
and a little bit into a little bit into Virginia.
Damn I mean what's so weird about Europe though is like you cross country lines and the laws
are completely different.
Russia and the United States are comparable in size.
Really really.
Yeah Russia is bigger but we're still compared.
They don't have Florida though.
No they don't.
No what they have is the Crimean Peninsula.
That's basically like their Florida.
That's why they took it back.
People think China is so much bigger than the United States.
It's just the United States along with like right above New York in Canada like that area.
Oh really.
Yeah I'm looking at maps right now.
There's a billion people in China.
Yeah but most of their people most of their people are in are in what's it called the
coastal areas.
I thought you were going to say in like slave labor.
I mean Africa is fucking huge compared to America.
That's a true thing.
Have you ever seen a fat Chinese person.
Yes.
Where?
A couple times.
This is the most unbelievable thing I've ever heard him say.
Where did you see a fat Chinese person?
That one comedian.
What the fuck's his name?
Fuck what's his name?
There's one guy.
There's one fat Chinese person.
Okay so here's a map the United States overlaid over Europe.
Oh okay so it's not quite.
Well it's a lot of water.
That's pretty much the entirety of Europe we could cover with the United States.
Trump was found guilty of sexual abuse.
Must pay her five million dollars.
Get out of here.
Yep.
No way.
Donald Trump must pay five million dollars in damages for sexually abusing magazine writer
Jean Carroll in the 90s.
Sounds like bullshit.
Defaming her by branding her a liar a jury decided.
I don't believe it.
So if you if you looped in Ireland.
Oh she's 79.
What the fuck man.
If you looped in Ireland where like where we're not Seattle.
What the fuck Washington is.
New York would be in Russia.
Say it again.
So if you put Washington like the state of Washington where where Ireland is.
New York would be in Russia.
Oh like size like size wise like sideways.
The jury only deliberated for three hours.
Yeah that's that's shady.
That's definitely fucking shady because you know it was a civil case right.
So there was no criminal charges.
Yeah.
You know he's it's defamation.
It's defamation for him.
That's it's literally just making him look like an asshole.
That's the whole point of any of these.
Yeah he was he was literally convicted not convicted.
He was charged.
He was found guilty of raping this woman.
By a jury of his peers quote unquote.
Raping her.
Yes.
Donald Trump really raped her.
Yes, I don't okay.
I just don't.
I don't believe it.
It's like he can have anything he wants.
He's not going to he's not going to have he doesn't have to rape anybody.
Well he did say it was a complete con job a hoax and a lie.
I believe him.
You know yeah I do too true.
I'd still vote for him.
He's saying over this fucking climb.
So I have absolutely no idea who this woman is.
What do you think about the Santas.
What's your what's your opinions on him.
I don't know.
I didn't read about him yet.
What's what's his deal.
If you read articles they're going to just give you the bad shit because liberal media
is garbage.
Yeah but I agree with that.
But the Santas I think has drive.
He's not the greatest guy on the planet but what politician is.
Yeah but I give him credit for standing up the fucking Disney.
I mean Disney smacking him back like hard but he's been standing up to Disney like hardcore
like he took away their special like tax like breaks.
He took away like all that shit.
But like Disney smacking back real hard by the same.
What's the deal.
Like what did.
So he passed the law where like you know in in Florida they called it the don't say gay
like thing but like it's pretty much just not teaching like like gay shit in school
like pretty much just like not like it's not like like not like putting it down.
It's just like just not talking about it type thing.
Right.
And don't ask don't tell.
Pretty much like sort of like that.
But Disney like had like a huge thing and had a huge protest about it.
So he goes all right if you're going to protest it we're going to fucking take away your special
tax privileges and shit.
They're like you can't do that.
He just goes I just did.
Damn.
And then they're like OK.
So then they just fucking the entire smear campaign on DeSantis now is basically funded
by Disney because he fucked them over.
I mean he but then Disney keeps on saying that well he didn't really fuck us over.
It's like he did fuck you guys over like you guys just don't want to admit defeat.
So they're like they're straight up like don't get me wrong.
I fucking love Disney World.
I love going down there.
I love doing shit in Disney World.
I've never been.
It's fun but like they they think that they could get away with everything like they because
they're so they're such a powerful company that they pretty much could.
But DeSantis was like the first guy like the problem with companies.
Yeah.
But DeSantis was the first guy to be like no I'm not going to bow down to you.
And they're like what do you mean you're not going to bow down to us.
No like what we could ruin you.
He just goes you know that tax privilege that you guys got and you're like self governing
shit.
Yeah that's gone.
That's like morris jurisdiction.
Yeah cuz.
They were basically a sovereign nation almost.
That's like our Vatican.
Yeah.
Without a kid.
But, like they took away.
Like.
They had to pay taxes and shit because they weren't paying taxes at all from Disney World
Like fun first well we can well just fucking boring because there's no you can't because you'd get fucking you'd get fucking charged with trespassing
Eventually well here's the crazy thing right the Unabomber is like that you can't just not have money
Right like say you just didn't want to use money. You're like fuck this like I don't want to be part of this whole fucking scam
like
alright, so you can't get a piece of property because
Every property has taxes that you have to pay in US dollars
Mmm, so you literally can't live anywhere you have to you have to be mobile. That's the only way I could be a nomad
Yeah, yeah, that's why homeless people like just roam around cities like looking for food. They kind of have the right idea
You know yeah, that's right
You can't like just go off and live in the woods, but they smell bad man. I mean I know you can does it
Yeah, you can my one buddy does it he lives, but you can't without any like government regulations or like so
You can you just can't get caught you can't get caught
Yeah
like I thought about this like if you like found the edge of somebody's property and you just moved the lines over right the little
Property markers and then just like set up shop right there like between two properties so moved both properties
So you just make your own little yeah, so make a little a little figure that out so this guy thinks that like that
It's part of the other guy's property and this guy thinks it's part of that other guy's property
Yeah, yeah, and then when they come and ask you say oh I'm friends with this guy
And then you know you just and then the other guy comes and asks you say I'm friends with this one over here
But I mean there's places so big like in this country like plots of land that you never get caught
Dude look at the fucking like like the Midwestern states. They're just fucking corn, but why can land be owned?
Why Casey shut the fuck up? Why is land a physical?
monetary you own a house Casey
Cuz I live in a capitalist society
You own a house what there's like hey, you don't own that anymore homeless people can just come to your house
What do you want me to do fucking walk around the fucking streets?
I think I think you really don't own it though
No, the bank owns it
Even if it was paid off like technically the government could just come over and say yeah, no, it's ours
Oh, absolutely, but they have to give you they have to give you compensation for it though
Like that's actually a law because fucking I'm world class
I think there's an amendment for that because like the government had to buy up land like build like
Soldiers in homes that's that's in the Bill of Rights
But like one of the things like what they did that right? Yeah
Imagine having to take care of like some fat fucking us
Fucking guy
It's like how much is this fucking guy eat
He's not just fucking kicking his feet up bang your daughter
What the fuck?
We should get about the title podcast
We have a fucking soldier that we had to court
Do those suck so bad? Hey man, what's up? You guys got any fucking pizza?
You guys don't even have fucking Wi-Fi what the fuck is this I
Mean friend of the podcast Dan other Dan
Said that when he had to do like the the the January 6 protest thing
Like he had to do like the National Guard for that like insurrection. Yeah
Quotes in quotes. Yeah, but literally what he did he had to sleep in a parking garage with a bunch of other military dudes
I mean, I'm sure that's not the worst thing. He's done. No. Yeah, but um
He's like, yeah, it sucked. We slept in a parking garage beat up a couple guys that jumped the fence. That's pretty much it
That's probably like a nice place to sleep for him
Compared to yeah
But yeah, like he did that shit and what we're talking about. I lost my train of thought. Oh
housing soldiers, oh, yeah, but like like the whole thing with like
With the government buying up your land like they have to give you financial compensation over the value of your house
Yeah, that's like actually an amendment
Dude, the fucking United States does some fucked up stuff, bro
I was listening. Did I talk about this on the last I think I think I might have talked about it where the guy
He was Canadian a Canadian teacher
I think I don't remember no no. Oh man
He was a Canadian professor and he had this the same name as some terrorist
and so the United States says hey you guys are harboring a terrorist and so
Canada extradited him to the United States and the US extradited him to Syria
Because the United States can't do like the torture interrogation like they want to but Syria can
And he was like a Syrian. He had dual citizenship
and after they tortured the fuck out of this guy, they pulled his fingernails off and raped him and
He like obviously has like severe PTSD now
Yeah, and agoraphobia like he can't come out of his house
Like he's too afraid to but they they handed him back to the United States and like hey, you know, this guy's clean
He didn't break like he doesn't know shit and oh by the way, there's about 30 million people in this country with that same name so
Like it's a really common fucking name it was like Mohammed something
And they're like, oh fuck
So the guy sued Canada right for extraditing him and won seven million dollars
sued the United States in the United States went to court about and they're like
Fuck you like yeah, that's so it's classified and the judge was just like well can't touch it
It's like all they had to say was that it was classified after they raped and fucking tortured this guy
Yeah, cuz like fucking government. It's just like a it's like a group mentality when people come together
They just do more whole horrible things than one person could ever do right and it's just like it's just like bureaucracy and
So I was watching this thing the other day and like it was like like transcripts of like 4chan like shit
but
apparently
Apparently this one guy and like he had like proof like he had like pictures of himself at like the thing
but he was a he was a guard for Jeffrey Epstein and
like he talked about like all the fucked up shit that he had to do for him and
like
I'm like I I can normally like take like dark shit. It was like almost too dark for me
Like I was like, holy shit. That is fucking dark
No, because like he would like
He would be charged like charged with not charged with what's the like tasked with picking up young looking?
women and
bringing them to like the the parties for like the rich and famous and then eventually
He got like he started off as like a low-level guy and then eventually got up to like being like a guard for like Jeffrey
Epstein himself and then he ended up fucking doing something like there's like a
Freelance reporter that like infiltrated the island and they just fucking killed him
Like they fucking took him out and shot him and put him in the fucking because the ground was too cold
They put him in a fucking storage closet until fucking summertime and buried him get the fuck out. Yeah
Damn like they did shit like that and like he goes one of the worst things was and like a
like the thread just cuts off at one point because it just
Doesn't like so something happened there
but like he goes one of the worst things that I had to do was I was in like one like the the side rooms and
a little boy who only spoke French came out and
Was asking him for help and he was completely naked
Just a little French boy fucking and then like he's like I didn't know what to do
And then like one of like the quote-unquote nannies what they call them like the the child wranglers over there
just took him and then
He he also took the kids from the island and took them off and and on the island
That kid didn't go off the island
And he's fucking Christ, but like I was reading that shit. I'm like, this is fucking real dark like shit like
I'm like, holy fuck. That's like
It's so fucking deep it's like dude if you're like banging 16 year olds like that's one thing
But that's like a different fucking level. Oh, yeah, you know any mean like he Jeffrey Epstein was an evil guy God
man
Well, anyway
Darkness devil chainsaw man
I just can't like wrap my head around that shit like I
Don't know man
But also he just goes and he just goes and Jeffrey Epstein was very good at finding out. What was your price?
He need to go he goes cuz he goes
Most people have a price where they do anything for and he just goes and he goes he'd keep on bumping up your pay for
The darker shit that you would do for him and he goes like eventually he got up to like, you know
Well into six figures and he just goes yeah
I'll do anything for him and he's and he's just like and he just goes he just goes it
Disgusts me that like like like he was like talking like after Jeffrey killed himself
Like like type things and he just goes he goes and I'm ashamed to admit that he reached a price where I would do
anything for him type things and I'm like
dude, but just imagine being like
Manipulated to that point where you're just like you'll have like you'll be given enough money to do shit like that
Like dude, there's people out there that would probably do some of that shit for a fucking sandwich
Yeah
But like everybody's got a price and like he's like he's like no matter how much your moral compass is if you're fucking desperate enough
You're gonna have a price. I don't have a price, dude
I'm just like I'm not motivated by money like that. Yeah
You know, I don't think I could I can do something like that
Are you telling me if I offered you one million dollars?
You wouldn't play who wants to be a millionaire for a ghost pepper? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I would
You know ghost pepper. He's talking about, you know
Yeah, there's no he's never even the ghost pepper so you don't know what's like bro
Do I have to?
Where are they right here? No, I'm not
I just I know the GI distress. I'm not interested. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Yeah, I can imagine I
End up like Ali Mac
Ali Max can be so pissed when he listens to this episode. Okay, cuz they were fucking remuner
Oh, they're like Ali back almost killed us
They're like talking about how they did all this shit and then Ali Max was called like yeah, I gotta transport for you
And I said no
So I was watching this
This movie about the Boston Marathon bombing. I saw that I saw I was recommend Mark Wahlberg, which was actually it was actually a good movie
I was a movie. It wasn't a documentary the one on Netflix
Yeah, I saw the documentary. Yes. I was watching the movie with Mark. Walt Walbert. Oh, what's it called?
Patriot
Patriots day I think Patriots day. Yeah, so like that. Yeah, it was actually a good movie
Which I didn't think because Mark Wahlberg was in it, but I don't mind what Mark Wahlberg Mark Wahlberg almost murdered somebody
Yeah back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, he beat a Chinese guy up to like near death
Yeah, yeah, just because he was Chinese. Yeah, I was like yes, there's something really racist about it
Yeah, really and he had to like he like when he became like super rich and famous. He had to pay the guy off
That is so fucked up
But like during the dirt when they were looking for the suspects and the bombing
They actually locked everybody in their houses and declared martial law. Yeah, so you can't come out of your house
You know who ended that who was Obama? Oh, he was like
Like if you guys can't fucking find this guy, you can't keep a bull locked in their house
He's like you guys gotta cut that shit out. Yeah
Hold on
Let me be clear you cannot keep people in your house for that long
Oh, that is a problem Massachusetts actually declared that law, huh? The governor of Massachusetts at the time
Yeah, I mean I understand the reasoning. Yeah
No, I don't like they were like that's GTA five stars
He's coming out you yeah, this is America you can't lock people on their fucking houses
Oh, guess what they fucking did for a year. What about homeless people?
What they do how they fuck I know I thought that exact thing actually you imagine if you're just roaming the street
Yeah, you gotta get in your house
What if you're a fucking Muslim homeless person then you'd be fucked no
Fucked yeah, um dude, that's crazy when he was in the boat
Mmm. Yeah, does the movie cover that? Yep, and do they cover how like they started shooting at it?
Yeah, like fire is fucking unloaded on the fucking boat
Yeah, they weren't supposed to but one dumb cop like fire and it started a whole barrage
That's all it really takes though. Like when you're in like a high stress scenario. Yeah one person shoots everybody. Yeah, that's what happened
It's just just like dominoes and then they got on the radio and they're like stop stop shooting
Yeah, that's uh
Those are really good. But why did they do it? Like I don't remember what the reasoning was why they did what the the bombing?
Um, they got so alright, so the the big brother
The mastermind behind the whole plan
He was a boxer and he wanted to make it on the US Olympic team
Mm-hmm, and they came out with a new rule that you had to be born in the US to be on the US team
I'm the US team. So he felt like lost because he dedicated like so much of himself to this to boxing
So he felt that they were being like racist against him
Okay, because they said he said oh, it's cuz I'm Arab, right?
They don't want me to be on the boxing team cuz I'm Arab
so he like he went back to the country who was from I forget which Arab country it was and
He got radical radicalized while he was there. Mm-hmm. So
He came back and came back with a plan so
That's pretty much it. Yeah, so
He decided he was gonna kill some kill some US citizens
How many people that end up dying that day think three
It wasn't very successful, but um, it was significant enough one was a kid
So I was like an eight-year-old I think
but
Yeah, I mean it's
It's fucked up, but it's nothing like 9-eleven. No 9-eleven like if America
Yeah, if another 9-eleven happened, it would be like the end of the world
Well, I mean
Eventually something like 9-eleven is gonna happen again. Mm-hmm
You know, they always thought it's the worst thing that could happen
I mean, but 9-eleven compared to World War two was nothing
Yeah, you know, but I mean like the the back then the worst thing that could happen
The worst day ever was Pearl Harbor
Yeah, like we we said that that was the worst day now the day of infamy and then we have 9-eleven
Well, a COVID dude was as bad as George Bush's 9-eleven
What could top 9-eleven
COVID definitely didn't like well, do we have to like we're gonna get canceled by the FBI
We start dreaming up scenarios of like worse things than 9-eleven. No, but like the only thing that I can think of that would be worse
Is like a nuclear bomb dropped on like America
well, alright, so
Where could you do the most damage at once New York City
New York, New York City is the most populated right?
And yes, so if they dropped it if they dropped a nuke on New York, it would be like catastrophic
Well, we were talking about in the last one
What they planned to do before where they drive for 9-eleven like trucks underneath it and blew it up now
They're gonna steal 27 47s
That was the original 9-eleven plan and what were they gonna hit with the other fucking?
They they had targets planned out really. Yep
And you imagine
Do anything it's a carved out a grant
Fucking Teddy Roosevelt's like just grows an arm out of it. Just play it. You see the family guy thing where it's like the
9-eleven but they hit the st. Louis arch we miss they fly under it. That's a
Do you talk about how like the weather changes around the st. Louis arch really? Yeah, like
Thunderstorms like avoid the arch they go around and they think it has to do with the way it grounds two spots
Mmm, because you know how lightning like finds ground. Yeah. Well since the arch it basically it dissipates the electrical charge in the atmosphere
Yeah, so thunderstorms and lightning storms go around the arch cool. That's so fucking weird. It's crazy. Yeah
That's like shorts it out like witchcraft shit. Yeah, look it up. Why don't we just put big arches over?
Well, I mean thunderstorms don't really hurt anything and I'm sure that st. Louis arch is probably like ten million dollars
So it's a lot to spend just to like push
thunderstorms out of the way what's what's some other stupid like
Architectural things like the bean like the shiny bean is real stupid
The shiny bean look that up Jamie real quick the shot of Chicago. Yeah the bean
Yeah, it's a fucking it's literally a giant like metal bean
That was on one of my Instagram photos, yeah. Yeah, it's a fucking it's real weird looking and like
Like fucking art projects in like fucking cities are always ugly
There's never been an art project in the city that I'm like, that's actually good
I like that a lot and I'm like no none of them art itself. It's just the ball subjective the Wall Street ball
Yeah, it's got nuts. How you feel about it, man
It's objective
The Wall Street, so you've been to Chicago. Yeah, I'm sorry that happened. Yeah
Yeah, no, I just went like when I was in high school, but like I know a dude from Chicago
I've heard you never want to go there
Yeah, no, I saw like on the news like as soon as I got there was like five people shot and down to down Chicago today
I was in I was in Canton, Ohio
For the football Hall of Fame and like we were down there for like three days
So like the news was up every single news story was another shooting in Cleveland
Is Cleveland bad Cleveland's bad? Yeah, it's like Detroit but less
Hmm. It's actually we went to Cleveland like on like our way back
Cleveland is like a slightly bigger Albany
Yeah, I've only been there on a layover I've never actually been like out in the city
Yeah, it's like a slightly bigger Albany like it has a very close vibe to Albany like I went through like the whole city
There's only two skyscrapers in the entire city. Oh really? Yeah
So it's like it's like a has-been
Industrial that's exactly what it is. It's like it's a it's in the it's like a rust belt like left behind city, right?
But there's like it's it's super similar to Albany like really like the architecture. That's like the vibe of the people
How many how many people does Cleveland have I don't know look that up Jamie for us real quick
What's the population of I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess I'm gonna say it's 400,000
I'd say that's about I'd say that's about right. That's how it looked. Yeah
367,000 you look up the population
Albany's 100,000 was 100,000. I don't know if it still is maybe like 87
But yeah, like like I like I was saying this it's like a bigger Albany like it's like yeah
It's like it's like if Albany spread out more, huh?
Yeah, like but like the like I stayed in Cleveland for a little bit and like walked around like did shit
It's literally like Albany like it was really very similar. That's that's interesting. Yeah
How many people in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh I would say is like seven
700 gotta be closer to a mill. I
Think New York's like two or three mil three hundred thousand really Pittsburgh. Yeah, no shit really. Yeah, what's New York City?
Like fucking eight million. I thought I was I thought it was close like the three million or something
No, no, it was at one point closer to ten, but probably after kovat. It's like
Everybody bounce eight point four million Wow
significant drop
Awesome and also like if you've been in like New York City, it's not that big of a place
It really isn't everything man. Manhattan's not that big of a place
But no, but like your city as a whole like even like all the boroughs combined. It's not that big for eight million people
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a lot of people packed into a small area. Yeah, it's like no wonder kovat spread like fucking wildfire
It is is New York still the the the highest population in America
The city yeah, yeah, cuz that's like I thought that it like it thought like Los Angeles was close
Houston's getting close to Houston's accident getting a decent a few million people in LA
Houston's getting a shit ton of people moving down there. So is like
The greater like Florida area like that whole area is getting a shit ton of people moving down there. Yeah
Like Florida's is becoming big New York is dying like it's not dying dying but like it's
Losing two million people in the the how it's with the census every ten years
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so like losing two million people in ten years is a fucking big problem
That's a big deal, dude. Yeah, you got to recover that
I mean the crazy thing is is New York State as a whole with sales tax
Pulls in more than the GDP of a lot of small nations. Yeah, just in sales tax. Yeah
Like more than other countries produces a whole and my dad runs a business and he's just like dude
They fuck you with taxes. Oh, yeah, they fuck you with taxes. I don't want you to be a business owner
No, but he's just like he's like we made a profit and
After taxes it was like less than ten grand. Oh my god
Bro, yeah, they do not they make it so difficult to make any fucking money because they want people
He's like I still turned a profit
Like he's like this is the first year that I actually like turned like a real profit and didn't get it fucked by taxes
But he's like it was still like we were we're in the green but barely right?
It's like why even bother like after like your time like if you if you split it up
Because he was able to pay like he's like he's fully in the green
Now like he's able to pay all the bills off pay like the employees pay himself and
Still have some money left over but like it's like to a point where it's just like for all the work that you did
Like you still got fucked by the taxes right that shit. It's like
It's like you'd be better off working a part-time job. Yeah, yeah
I mean, he still makes a decent amount with it, but like he like the shit that he pays himself
Like but like the actual like companies like net worth is
Like the amount that's like in it
but then plus like with the the bonus of like the the profits that they're finally getting now and
Mind you he's been in business since I was 14 years old. So it's like been 11 years
So so before that he'd never made a he was always he was in the red until like four years ago
All right, three years ago. Oh my god. Yeah, that's a hobby. No, no
But like like the thing is in order to start a business
You need to be in the red for like five years like that's like you're like bleeds money for five years
And if you can get past five years, that's normally when you start accumulating money
And now it's like finally starting to like like you got it
It's like like doing a thing where you have to push the ball all the way up the hill
Yeah
And then when you finally let it it just accumulates and keeps going faster and faster and faster
And then it's basically an autopilot at that point, but it takes a shit ton of work to get to that point
Yeah, what kind of business was it again? Uh retro video game store actually. So that's fucking awesome
Yeah, so like anytime or like in like modern like games too, like he gets in like new stuff
So like anytime like I want to like try a new game or something and I don't have it
I just go to the store and pay them a discounted price on it
Because you know he gets him for he gets me he gets me the distributor cost ones
So instead of being like uh $70 the game's like fucking 50 bucks for me
Damn
So like I get a decent discount. I get it. I get it at like base prices like the the ones so
He makes a profit of $20 on each one that he sells brand new ones
Um I buy it at like this the cost
Wow
Yeah
Damn that's fucking crazy. That's a such an interesting thing
Business model. Yeah, um yeah, but they make it fucking difficult dude. Oh absolutely
Because they want you to be an employee because they automatically off the rip get 30% of your income
Yep, so it's like why would they want you starting a business? Yeah, they make it as difficult as possible
Did I tell you how much they charged me in taxes this year? It was hilarious. Yeah
So the fed gave me back money
No, no, no, New York gave me back money
Actually, wow, that's surprising the fed took $33
Really? Yeah
What the fuck and I'm like, what the fuck are you gonna do with $33? They took $33 from you
Like like I feel like if it's under like 100, it's like negligible like yeah, but like $33
What the fuck and like they're like you have to pay it by this day. I'm like, it's 33
I'll get I'll go to the fed
Like building in like Albany and be like here's $33. I always end up paying mine late
You see that video? I haven't even done my taxes yet
The YouTube video of the guy who pays his parking ticket in pennies. Yeah, I call the cops on them
Yeah, that's a really like common thing
That's a little that's getting a little big
They won't they won't take pennies no, you know, they don't have to I mean it's technically legal tender
So they have to
I don't know if they I don't know they have to be rolled. Yeah, they have to like you you it's legal tender
You have to take pennies, but they're saying they have to be rolled. You can't just you can't just dump pennies
Why do we have that's the funniest shit ever though?
So pennies pennies like are actually like important because of things like tax and shit like that like because without pennies
Everything would have to be integers of five, right?
Everything would have to be integers of five right and or twos and you'd have to be no
There's no there's no two. Well, you can make a penny worth whatever you want. It could be worth two cents
So the lowest thing you could have is two cents two cent intervals
Or one cent intervals or two or three because a penny say at the beginning
Say when donald trump was in the office a penny's worth a penny now. It's worth like I don't know one third of that
Oh my god
Because the sleepy joe
But like a penny like the the reason why we have pennies is because if we didn't everything would be way more expensive
I don't think that's true though. No, no, no, no, no like like not way more expensive, but
the the the the
Overall cost of everything like in the end would be
way more money than than just what it is because let's say if something's like um,
Um, uh two dollars and fifty fifty eight cents
um
They would just round that up to two two dollars and ninety cents or I mean two dollars and and uh and sixty cents
Right. So that two cents
Even though it's not doesn't seem like that big of a deal think of that over 30 years if they just kept rounding up like
rounding up anywhere from uh
Uh one cent to five cents like just imagine like over 30 years
And how much?
Million sales over 30 years how much how much how many how many times like a week do you like buy something?
Like like you buy like a soda from like the store or like like rice or like whatever
like you go or like eggs and like
That those those pennies that are there would accumulate into something. That's like ridiculous after a while
That's why we have pennies because they're like, yeah, they suck. They're not really useful
But it needs to have a you need to have a penny so you can you know
Not have to pay way more money in like in the long run because yeah
Let's say you did that for fucking 30 years. Like I I paid for shit for 30 years
That's like probably a couple grand maybe even 10 grand at least like with um with the amount like of just
Just things that you spend money on like constantly
Now what if you have fractions of pennies?
That doesn't make sense. No, it does like that's what the movie office space is about. Yeah, I remember that like fractions of the pennies get
Yeah, I love that. I don't know if I don't know if it's actually possible
I don't know if it's possible, but like I love when he checked the thing and he's just like, let's see. Oh, no
Put the decimal in the wrong spot
I'm gonna watch that movie. It's such a good movie. What I used to oh remember lond
Yeah, london's awesome
We used to quote that one. He loved that movie london's a great guy. He's done. I think he's down in texas now or florida one on the two
Florida man who lond I don't know if you were there for lond chris. Oh, no, I don't know. No good guy though. Great guy
Fucking about your height huge beard now like good looking fella
Navy man
Is that what he's doing down in florida? No, he's a cop down in florida. I think oh really?
Yeah, that movie is what made me not want to become an office worker when I grew up
Yeah, I'm gonna have you coming on uh the weekend
I'll tell you a hilarious office worker story. That'd be great once we get off of this
But like good good fucking why once we get off
Uh, just in case anybody
Sensitivity. Yeah, just well just in case anybody listening is like
Works where I work
It's so funny though
But yeah, dude office space is a fantastic movie like I love that movie. Yeah, the fucking guy with a stapler. I believe he had made the
What exactly is it that you do here
I I I I I I I I I I a few people like that
The guy the guy who like actually does nothing
Gets promoted. Yeah, I feel like an office job
You could just come in and do nothing and like as long as you're there, they would just like I also love how the hypnotist guy
Has a heart attack
during the hypnotist thing
I forgot about he's just chilling there. He's like man. Wait, isn't that newman?
Yes, I think it is yeah, yeah, the problem is that the problem isn't that
The problem is that I just don't care
Guys like that's what we need
I'm not
I'm not lazy. I just don't care
I also love the guy who's like sitting like who like
Lives next door. He's like hey the porn channel's coming through check it out. Yeah, isn't that rex quand oh?
Yeah
Really
Nowadays I've seen
There's a lot of good actors I was a lot of reasons like
I was a lot of reasons like you see and then somebody comes in and tells you have a case of the mondays. He's like nah, man
nah
Nah, man
You'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that
I forgot all about that dude if I fucking if I didn't do this I would either be a mechanic or or uh, or uh,
Construction worker really? Yeah
man
I just couldn't
Derive any kind of meaning from that. Um, I really didn't care about the meaning. I just cared about money
I'm like I need something to survive
That's what you chose
Yeah
Because you were worried about money
It was either like when I first did this it was either ems or the army
and i'm like, uh
I'll take the emt course if I fail out of that i'm joining the army
Like that was like my thought process i'm like if I fail
Because I thought that being an emt was way harder than it was like to get into it
Yeah, it seemed like when you first started that I was something like crazy really nuts
But like it's just taking old people to the next level
Yeah, but like I and like, you know seeing people get chopped up and shit and being like whatever
But I was like, okay, I'm gonna do this
I'm gonna do this
I'm gonna do this and then I'm like, what would I do after I got out of the army and then I'm like probably a construction worker or like a mechanic
Like everybody in my family besides like my dad my dad was like the first one who like went white collar
But besides that like my grandfather was a mechanic my grandfather's grandfather was a mechanic like his dad was a mechanic like everybody like they're just mechanics from like the start of cars
And like I i'm just like
I'm like I might just do that or just naturally gift it all right?
But and then I'm like I'm like, or or I could do construction and like I'm like
Because then I would have satisfied my need for duty by being in the army
Like I would have been like, okay, I served I served my country now
I'll just do this to you know, because then I would have been like, okay, I'm gonna do this
I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this
I served I served my country now. I'll just do this to you know, because then I'd be like I felt like I did
I did my part for the thing and that's when I feel like I'd be like, okay
I did my part I can just do this now for like money like I already I already served my my country in a way
I get that 100% so that's that's pretty much what I was thinking
I'm like if I don't do this, I'll do the army. I'll get out. I'll do construction
I'll be like I did my service to my country now. I'll just do this for money or like whatever
Would you still consider that ever? I thought about it. I really did but I'm like
I'm getting older now and the older that you get the harder construction is on your body, right and mechanics
Yeah, I know people that are killer mechanics and they went back to school for like it
Yeah, and just to get out of it now they they work on stuff on their YouTube channel
Yeah, I know this one guy has got a YouTube channel. He works on trucks
but yeah, he worked at like BMW dealerships and yeah, he was like a legit mechanic and
Like my grandfather is like the rank of like master mechanic
But like he he had to retire because you know, diabetes is taking his feet
but um
like me and him like worked on worked on his truck all the time when we were kids like when I was a kid and
Like we just did that shit. Like I just naturally had a
An incline to machines being able to fix them. Um, so I turned that into a ability to fix people
But like if you actually look at it people are not that different from cars
They're really not like you you need you need this shit to go around you need the fluid to go around
You need the the like the the engine or the heart to keep going
And you like some of the parts you're like, okay, we can replace some of the parts we can do this
It's like we're there and if there's a leak fix the leak
If there's like it's like the only thing that's different is brain for us and we don't really work on that
Cars have brains. Yeah, like a PC. Yeah. Yeah, but like it's like when you think and like people are like
Like when I say that they're like, oh, that's actually that's actually a pretty good like like thought process
There's so many similarities between cars and people because i'm like it's like it's like a car and a person aren't really that different
To work on like you just gotta learn no different skills to do either one
But like at baseline and like I think that's another thing that helps me out with like doing the job
Because i'm like it's just like it's like working on like a car for me
Like people are like that you like so you dehumanize people i'm like kind of i'm like i'm doing this because i'm like, okay
I'm seeing this as like a problem that needs to be fixed
I don't really see the people as people because if I did i'd fucking go insane like I was just like
All right, i'll see him as like like a fucking vehicle or like whatever that needs to be fixed and i'm like, okay
Just think of them as a car and that's the night. That's that's how I do it
I just think of people as cars when i'm fixing them
Like that's that's a real thing
Yeah
Yeah, like
With a car it's air fuel and spark right with people. It's airway breathing circulation. Mm-hmm three three things you need
but um
That's actually a really like interesting thing is like the similarities between people and cars like
We make things in our own image all the time without even fucking realizing it
Oh, yeah, like the symmetry of a car. Mm-hmm. That's where people put eyelashes on the headlights
Yeah, and like the like like some cars have like a more like feminine shape to them and shit like people are just like they're doing
Shit without even realizing it right like like the curves of a car can match like there's like a one car that actually looks like
A like a woman laying down. I forgot which one it was but like when they lined it up the dress out of sophia
The AI robot. Yeah
Oh, yeah, but like
We literally we just make we make things in our own image and like in a way
we're we're we're acting as god in that because
God made us in him his image and we can't make anything
like god can but we
But we make but we make things in our own image
So technically we're making things in god's image as well. Well, it's it's kind of interesting to think
right like
Things have a tendency to follow the path of least resistance
Yeah, right and are forced like we look the way we look because we are forced to look this way by nature
Right by the constraints that nature put on humans. Yeah, right that nature is what like shape the way we look, right?
However, you want to think about it if you know if you call that god, whatever you want to say
Yeah, you know or you want to say we're designed but
because of like
You know like our size like everything is forced by nature. Yeah, right. So
Our environment isn't actually separate from us
You know, it's it's we're one with our environment
Right, like people think that your body ends on where your skin ends
And it's like no, there's like a whole microbiome that lives on your skin
and then
You're just you're like connected to the environment, but things have a tendency to reflect on a larger scale
How they're built on a smaller scale?
Yeah, if that if that makes any sense, like they say like if you zoom out and like look at the
The universe it looks like neurons in a brain
Yeah, it does right because if they follow things in nature follow similar patterns
Things in nature follow similar patterns. Yeah, you know because it's all governed by the same rules of physics
You know, it's just really interesting. There's also the interesting like that makes any sense. Yeah
there's also the interesting concept of like
People's cars match their personality
Like almost like every time if you look at somebody and they drive a car you're like, oh I can see that person driving
Casey's car matches his personality. I actually do I do it. Yeah, the Buick matches
His personality
You know what they say?
When I pull up in the Buick, please get behind me. No, they know what i'm doing
But like it's like like you can like look at somebody and when they drive their car you're like, oh I can see that
Yeah, like the fucking like i'm big strong tough guy. I drive a truck. I'm a big truck guy. Yeah
I want to be cool. I'm a cool truck man. Yeah
Their dick's too small
Fucking rich dudes driving sports cars being just like i'm better than you because I drive a fucking
Maserati and they really think it too. Yeah
And then there's like people who drive a Subaru. Yeah, so i'm a fucking punk weirdo
I was riding my fucking Subaru today the mailman like my old 2000 Subaru the mailman came up
He's like yo if you ever want to buy that Subaru, let me know. Oh sell it. I mean
If you ever want to sell it, that's fine
Like if I when I see a Subaru I think of one of two things
A per a lesbian in a forester or a fucking guy who uh who likes anime a lot?
Yeah
um
Or like the you see the flat brim hat guys. Yeah with the white sunglasses. Yep a lot of monster stickers. Yeah
What else douche flutes?
Yeah
Dude we haven't been on vr in a long time. I know i'm still paying for that. I paid 10 dollars a month for vr chat
Yeah, yeah to get to get don juan's palace. I still pay for my minecraft realm
What's that? I still pay for my minecraft the other one with the fucking temple on it still. Yeah, I still have it
How much is it? It's like seven bucks a month. Yeah
Dude, they're scamming us
I pay for spotify premium. I don't even fucking use it. I use youtube premium me but like everybody's like
Everybody's like whoa, bro. Why do you get youtube premium? I'm like youtube is like my my cable same same here
We should run some premium content like that people have to pay for patreon
And it would just be us be like like making autistic noises
We could record the podcast and put it like actually make a video
That's what I like. We would have to have multiple angles like we'd have to probably have like four cameras. Yeah
but um
Yeah, we wouldn't need it. You could just put make some paid content 9-eleven content
No, but like if we if we ended up doing like a youtube thing we could upload it on youtube and have like a camera there
the camera there there and like
Like over there and just have them like on our faces and we could cut in between
The the the faces of all of us while we're talking type shit. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be dope. Yeah
And then you'd have like one that like covers like you'd have one that covers all our faces and you'd have one that just covers
Like the the table type thing. The only thing is just getting that many cameras is fucking
Is a fucking problem in itself, but you could also use your phone
Which I found out that you can use your phone and it's a pretty decent stands for phones
Yeah
You can get it like decent like if we all just use our phone to like record it and just send it all
In and then we could just edit the the the thing to it and like use this audio track
and just match it up to it because
Because instead of using the video's audio which sucks you can use this audio and to just layer the video over it
It just takes like I I could edit that together pretty like easily. It just takes some time
Like yeah, you're just doing it
But then you just be able to like if I had my phone here and like you had your phone like there
And like he like we all had our phones out that like we're recording
We could send that to me
I could edit all that together and then we could have like another camera that just covers all of us
That we could like switch back and forth to like when like multiple people are talking
type thing
Like we could do something like that
But like I like a whole bunch of youtubers that like I watch there's like yeah, dude
We I start on my phone like that's like and like like and like they make decent videos like on their phone and shit
Like that's a good idea. Yeah with the phone thing. My phone's getting pretty fucking old. It's about six years old
Now it's got a new one. Did you? Yeah, which one's yours? I got it. Mine's the 8. Yeah, I got a 12
I have one for t8 plus
Um, what did you have before that?
Uh, like 10. Oh damn. I had so far behind. I had a 12 and I think they're 14 now, right? Yeah
I actually took it out and replaced the battery
It's like fucking time consuming
You you took what out?
Like I took the phone apart and replaced the battery and shit on what?
I'm not my old iphone and my laptop. Oh, you actually did it yourself. Yeah, damn
I see I tried to do that on my six. Actually. I tried to fix the screen
and um
My buddy came up to me before I did it and he's like hey man. I got something you might want to try
I'm like, what's that? And he's like, why don't you come over here?
And this was at a place I worked but I wasn't on the clock but he was
And so he's like take a couple puffs off this
And I was like, all right, do you wait it out?
I took a couple puffs off of it and that phone got fucked
That was not good you would be able to do that because there's so many little screws. Yeah, it was it was a disaster. Yeah. Yeah
Yeah, never again
No, I do it for you. I like doing it actually actually, um this one I had the screen replaced
And I paid like 100 bucks to have it replaced. Oh, yeah, I could figure I could replace the screen in like 40 minutes
Really? Oh, yeah
It just you just pay for the screen because I replaced the screen of my phone. It's like probably 30
Oh damn, this is uh
I think this one's gonna need a battery soon. So I'm like debating it's 50 bucks for a battery replacement
So i'm like
Do I do I keep it or do I get a new one?
Well, it's an eight. I would I would be like bro. Just just bite the bullet on the new one
Well, dude, I went into verizon and the guys like he's like no, dude. That's still a sweet phone
It is a decent phone, but like they're like apple has like kill switches
But they just do it after like well, they definitely did it to this because it's like so hard to text on it
Yeah, it's like super slow and um
They did the kill switch on my fucking mind mine's a 12 and there there are like after you get two generations
Beyond your thing they I they don't say that they have it
But every single like article that I read they they have kill switches for like if you're two generations behind they they're like
We'll just slow it down. Yeah shit like that. Oh, yeah
Like this is way slowed down and the camera's like fuzzy and i'm like, all right, they're fucking with me on all fronts here. Yeah
Yeah
It's like uh, what else is it doing? It's like it's like built to fail type things
Yeah, because it's like they would just last forever if they didn't put that in
Yeah, like today the I watched the battery go from 30 down to 18 like instantly and i'm like, oh
I see what you guys are doing here because I had
Literally, like I uh, I got a iphone 4 when I was 13 years old
I had that iphone 4 with a cracked screen until I fucking was in a freshman year of this sounds like a math problem
So basically
Six five years. I I got it like these like the my birthday my 13th birthday
and I got a iphone 8 or or yeah an iphone 8 on my uh
On my 19th birthday. So I had really yeah
So I had a four like I had a four and like the eight wasn't even like the the newest generation that was out
Like I think they were at a 10 at that point
And I had I had the same phone with a cracked screen for fucking years
Like it was like a problem
Like yeah, I didn't even get it thick and fixed
It got to the point when like, you know when they switched over like the the the
The charging port from like the like the old one to the new one. Yeah
It got to the point where I wasn't able to buy charging things for it because it was so just kept it that long
Yeah, that's my plan for this. I just want to
Like maybe i'll try and make it 10 years the decade with one phone
Yeah, because I I had it from 13 to about 19 or 20
Like that's that's how long I had my phone for
And like that thing was fucking the slowest thing on the planet by the time I got rid of it
Also, the screen was fucking shattered. It was like fuck. It wasn't like a normal it was fucking
Shattered here and it just broke down and I was so used to it that I could see through the cracks
like I was like
But like you know when you're like 14 and you look at uh porn on your phone and you think that they're gonna scan your phone
Like when you're fucking like when I was 14, I didn't have a phone
Like when I was 14, I I thought that they were gonna like scan my phone and be like you watched porn
When I when I went to like get like it like like like uh checked out dude kids are so lucky these days
Yeah, and then and then like the shit I had to do
On fucking dial up to get porn
And then I went and then I went to the fucking Verizon place and I got fucking so nervous when I was getting my phone
Done, and i'm fucking 19 years old. I'm a grown man at this point. You thought they knew yeah, and then there was like
All right, bro. Here you go. I'm like
That that's it. Like yeah, what do you think? It's illegal? Yeah, it's like a pork
Like this like you watched hentai
Trust me, dude. They know everything you're like horse come.com
Bro
So like I was so like fucking nervous like to go in with my parents and then be on this like
Oh, so it sees so it says here that you uh went to hentaihaven.com
I got in a fight with my dad back in the day when I was like, I think I was probably like 21
Um, I had a little laptop
um
And he said oh since it's on my wi-fi
I have to make sure that you know, it's good like that. There's no viruses on it or anything
And it's like dude. I had pictures of my fucking girlfriend
topless on it, right?
and uh
I come home. My dad's going through my fucking computer and i'm like, what the fuck dude? What are you doing?
Like I didn't give him permission to do it. He just started going through it
But that was his excuse is that since I use his wi-fi he's entitled to use my computer
So my parents when I when I had my fucking phone like thing they were like
I didn't realize it but they put the fucking child like thing. So like the chart like the child like like thing
So they knew what websites I was going on. They just blocked one word hentai
It wasn't like the block like it was like it was like the spyware for like like parents that you can actually put on phones
So they can see what you're looking at and then that's brutal. My dad goes
I was in my room like doing something like I think I was doing homework or something and he goes
We need to have a conversation
And I go
And when my dad's like my dad's normally like like a really like relatively chill guy and like he was like pretty like chill with
Parents like he looks like a fucking like guy that would rip you in half. But like he's a super chill guy
um
Probably autistic but um
Like in the good way like who's not like he's like the stoic type of autism like, you know what i'm talking about
But like he like but like
Like him in awkward situations is the funniest like looking back at this. It's fucking hilarious
And like I think he did it just to fuck with me, but he just goes
There were some things on your uh on your internet history that uh, we we need to talk. Ah, dude
I know that feeling and I go
fuck
He goes how about we take a drive up to because me and him we used to work out in the adirondacks
Like there's like a really nice like gym and like there's like a like a swimming like there's like it's it's it's at
It's at lake george like the norm part of it
Motherfucker I was
I was we went in the car
And the hour and 30 minute long trip
No radio. Oh god, no talking
He just drove
And stared ahead the entire time
And i'm like i'm like i'm waiting like i'm fucking pissing my pants waiting for him to like talk
It's the entire time
We go in there we work out
He doesn't even look at me when we're working out like doesn't like spot me or he just fucking does his workout
Fucking put his headphones on straight ahead doesn't even acknowledge that i'm there
Wow get get set we we go back into the car get in the car. He's just like
All right
Now we're gonna talk about this and I go fuck
And then he gave me the whole fucking talk like the whole fucking thing
Like and then he's just like he's just like yeah, all right
And he's just like and all this shit and he's like
Like blah blah blah blah like use a condom all the you know, the whole fucking awkward fucking thing and i'm like
I just wanted to look at boobs
God damn it and then he's like
And then he's like and then like now he's like bro
Me and my friends would bury porn magazines like chap like in baggies when we were like 14 years old
He told you that yeah
No, like later later in life, but like when he was like my my dad dad like, you know when you're a kid like
growing up like he was just like
now this was
I get it. I get that you you want to look at those those types of things
he's like um
Can't be going to horse come back
He goes he goes I get it I I was a young man too and i'm like fuck stop
He just goes
The problem is that your mother is the one that found it and i'm like
And like he was like milf porn
Like milf shit like all that like and he's like he's like it was mostly older women and i'm like
Yeah, and he's just like
Why i'm like, I just like them better
And he's just like he's like what the fuck like and he's just like he's like
like
Like he likes like like like towards the end of it like after like the whole awkwardness. He's like
Why and i'm like
I just I just don't don't like like, you know, like girls my age. He's just like
Kind of weird
But he's just kind of weird man like yeah, and he's just like he's like, yeah, there's a lot of
Like, yeah, well fucking didn't even know half that shit was on there, you know
Dude I got caught so many times
Oh, and that was another time my dad fucking walked in on me when I was doing it like after after like all this
And my dad doesn't knock that's why and that's another thing that I think is like part of his like autism thing
Because like he just doesn't knock
But like I had my headphones in normally because my dad's like paralyzed
He kind of like has to like to walk in a really weird like specific way like he has like uses like like thighs to walk
you can hear like his like steps like really like his like it's kind of like a
Distinct distinct and like he has to settle himself before opening a door because like he has like to lean on it and to open it
and he is like
And I have my headphones in so now like like when I was like doing that
I'm like if I hear that I'm like done everything like yeah
Like but like back then I was I had my headphones in and he just opens the door
I go, huh? He just goes I'll ask you later
And then he comes back and he's just it's normal don't worry about it. It's just it's normal just
So much worse
It's it's it's fine. Don't worry about normal. It's normal. It's fine
He's like and and then I went back downstairs
And he's and I go he just goes we're just not going to talk about that
So awkward, yeah, oh my god, I'm sure like everybody here has stories. Do you ever get caught? No
Really? No, dude, you're you're slick. What else are you getting away with?
Yeah, I think I told the story of the one time I was watching like the
Ah the penthouse thing on MTV. No talk about that. No, you did some puff daddy penthouse thing
TV and it was just a bunch of fucking hot girls and bikinis
Right. So I was like, oh wow
Might as well is in my brother's room and he wasn't there. He was like working
He went as well take advantage of this, right?
But like as soon as I started
Getting to business
I hear somebody shaking on the doorknob
My dad's like, hey, are you in there?
I'm like pulling my pants up real quick and then I go to the door
And I walk down the hallway and I'm still pulling my pants up
And my mom comes to me the next day like me and my buddy at school used to say
Like our code word for like anything sexual was playing in the bushes, right?
And my mom's like I heard you got caught playing in the bushes
Yesterday. I'm like
Oh
Another another worst time was uh there
This is pretty this is worse than the oprah time
About the plus size catalog
So
This plus size catalog used to come to my house for a company called lean bryant and
The girl it was like I didn't have anything. You know, I mean, I was like 13, right like the victoria's secret catalog
Yeah, yeah, so
You know, they look pretty good like they were they were like medium size
I wouldn't say that they were like super big but
They look pretty good in their bras in their underwear. So i'm like
Yeah, this will do the trick right now
Fucking mom walked in on me just as just as I was getting ready
Just unbuttoning my pants and my mom walked in i'm like, whoa
It was just so fucking awkward it's like oh great that's I still have the worst time
It wasn't like bj. It was like me actually in the middle of intercourse
Oh, wait, was this with your uh, my russian?
Yeah, yeah, dude. That was fucking brutal fucking she was on top of me without a shirt on riding me
damn and uh, my mom comes in and then
Just looks at both of us and she liked it like the whole like what are these things?
She likes he crossed over her tits so he couldn't see him
And then like your girlfriend did that? Yeah. Oh, I thought your mom did no she did like no
She went like she did like the this thing and then i'm like
Uh, and she's like, oh i'll ask you later and i'm like
Okay
And then fucking my my girlfriend was just like my my ex-girlfriend, uh was like
Do you want to keep going and i'm like
No
Yeah, I don't think I can
Yeah, that'll kill it and that was my first time
So no, uh, no walk-ins for you
Can't say that
Damn
Like my dad had max of magazine remember that one? Yeah
It wasn't it's it's like soft core. Yeah, it's not like anything like too crazy, but like it's it's it's it's still sort of
You know, yeah, it's like it's my brother. It's like diet playboy. Yeah. Yeah
but like
It was in the bathroom
In the magazine pile that we used to have instead of the phone remember those
Yeah, yeah
And like it was always at the bottom of the pile because like my dad thought that he could hide it
He could hide it
Yeah, not from me. Yeah, and then I was like I was looking at it and like I was doing it
And I came on one of the pages
So I was like, ah, I wiped it off
This was before my dad did the gave me the talk thing
And like he came out and he just goes
The fuck do we have here? Like the pages are stuck together
Oh, no
And I was like, oh my god
No
I spilled uh, something in the magazine rack and it uh, uh, it definitely was not come
Jesus
Fuck
Yeah, that's funny
Fuck me
Dude, those are so funny fucking like looking back on it like as a kid just like oh my god
This is the most embarrassing thing I ever like as an adult. Like this is fucking funny
Like this is just this is like comedy like like fuel right here, dude
My uh, my brother my brother had like a stack of popular mechanics
Okay, yeah in the middle of the stack of popular mechanics was like a singular playboy
Was just maxim
Yeah, and like some other like uh, trish stratus on like the cover of some other swimsuit edition of whatever that is sports illustrator
Yeah, something like that. But um, i'm like well I use my logic
I'm like if he's got this he might have something else. He's got he's got the good stuff, right?
So i'm like i'm like if I were him
Where would I keep it? So I go to his closet and he had all his hash trucks. Yeah, it was behind them
Inside one of the boxes found the fucking jackpot two porno mags. I'm like, oh, yeah
I think it's the fucking worst thing though because I did that to my brother by mistake
Like I walked in on him
Oh damn, and I was like like like fucking like I was knocking on the door. Nothing was like going on
So i'm like, oh, I think he's sleeping. So like I I I had to ask him a question or some shit
So I open the door and then I just see him with fucking headphones. I go
Like I'm like, yeah, I'm just uh, whatever dude
Um, and he's just like bro. What the fuck am I knocking on your door for like fucking 40 minutes, dude
40 minutes, dude, and he's just like he's like bro fucking knock and i'm like I was
He's just like and i'm like put some fucking clothes on
God damn it. That's not that bad like catching your brother because yeah, I mean he's your brother
So it's just like like whatever but like i'm just like dude
And he's just like he's like what am I don't fucking i'm like be fucking smart do like one of these
Like like the one ear type thing so you can hear
Well, dude, that's through the alley mac
Yeah
That's that's the worst like if you're that's for worse. That's probably bad for alley back if you're using vr
Like completely you're like, oh, yeah, and so you can have a whole crowd of people around you lady demetresque
But dude, I was like fuck man like I walked in on him and he's just like
And he was like bro, what the fuck am I what the fuck you dude?
and like my favorite was
Like he's just like, uh, uh, you're not gonna i'm like I don't fucking care on your brother
I'm not gonna fucking tattle on you dude like dude. He's like i'm like dude
Why would I give a fuck? Yeah, i'm like dude just fucking like be smarter
Like when he first started like like I figured out is this the kid that was here? Yeah
Yeah
Be smarter, dude. Yeah
Fucking rug red shirt. Yeah, I feel the love of fuck but like like my favorite was when he first like he was like
Fucking I think 11 when he first started like looking at shit because on the family ipad
It just said like boobs and shit and he didn't erase the history and like he's lucky. I was the one that found it
kill you if you listen to this and i'm like
and i'm like
Boobs fucking sack i'm like, oh no
No
And then i'm like i'm like i'm gonna delete this like shit and then I fucking like confronted him i'm like
The fuck were you doing on there?
And i'm just like listen, i'm gonna give you some advice. That's gonna save your ass. Yeah, okay
I go look at this
Watch what I do incognito
Incognito clear history. Yeah every time
I'm like i'm gonna save your ass so much trouble because I didn't do that and that's why I had to do that fucking thing
with dad for fucking two hours
I'm like i'm gonna save you from doing that. This is why I had to go away for a few months
It was 11 when you yeah
And i'm like, that's a little early
So they're like do you want to fucking go on a two hour long fucking tirade from dad about that? She's like no. Oh my yeah
I didn't either
But am I learn from my mistakes retard?
Dude, and like old people make it so awkward
Oh, yeah, because they can never say the right things. They're like, well, I was a young man at one point
It's like don't say that. I know I know it's like
Dude, like everybody wants to see it. Absolutely
It's like on people's minds like 90 percent of the time
But like it's like it's either food or that. Yeah
I don't know how how it is with girls though. I don't even know if they they do that
Yeah, they do. Yeah, I mean, I know they do but I don't know if they like they look up shit or they just fucking
You know use like other shit. Oh, yeah
Yeah, like if they get caught like looking up shit, like how would you it's probably like
one
20th the likelihood that yeah like one in 20 compared to like 100 percent of men
But like if I had like a daughter I don't know what I would do i'd be like
Yeah, this is up to you wife right
Like if it's a guy i'd be like, all right, I got this
Like yeah, it's an incognito episode
Dude I I remember the the very first time
I was probably like I was probably like your brother's age. Oh, and I was I was at my friend's house. I didn't I didn't get
Caught doing anything, but it was the first time we were alone with a computer
And i'm like, oh
Yeah, typing uh typing boobs
Yeah, try no
No, no, no, no, try this right we're just trying random things right and
Dude, I just i'm like, oh, I thought it was so slick right a fucking 10 or 11 years old, right?
His fucking dad comes home. He's like
I still remember the pictures till this day the very first
Why like when I was fucking like, you know 11 years old like around that time
I looked up the word sex
And that image is still ingrained in my brain. Yeah, like that's the first time I saw that i'm like
Huh?
He doesn't still google sex on
Just the word sex just nothing else just sex like not a fucking name or anything just
Boobs or horse cum
I'm gonna look up boobs today
All right, I think we'll wrap this one up yeah on that note
Uh, send us your tips on uh to our email if you're above the age of 18
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