1
00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,800
The following program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations.

2
00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,000
Fewer discretion is advised.

3
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:35,000
For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuckin' no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.

4
00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:47,000
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the skirmish come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

5
00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:52,000
Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

6
00:00:52,000 --> 00:01:09,000
Where the fuck did we meet? Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Anthropoclesautron, they have dreaded super soldiers.

7
00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:26,000
I do not recognize the English pair. What the fuck are you talking about?

8
00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:42,000
Welcome to Untitled Podcast, episode 29. 29, baby!

9
00:01:42,000 --> 00:02:04,000
We're here, I'm here with Tyler, our special guest, Phil Saunders. How's it going? Is it me? Is that you, John Wayne? Is it me? Is it me? Who the fuck said that? Which one of you slimy piece of shit communist cocksucker should sign his own death warrant?

10
00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:17,000
I thought it would be a good song to start it off. Yeah, it is. Hell yeah. So welcome to the show, Saunders. Welcome. How's it going? Hope you're a big believer in ghosts and or cryptids.

11
00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:33,000
Oh, I am. First-hand experience with Tyler. Oh yeah. Everybody has their firsts with me. You guys went cryptid hunting? Sort of. Kind of. Kind of. We didn't intentionally do it. It just happened.

12
00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:37,000
We were in the middle of fucking boondock USA.

13
00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:43,000
Dropping off a patient. Then afterwards, we're just lost in the woods because the GPS went out.

14
00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:51,000
We're fucking just driving around in the woods. Hey, man, where the fuck are we?

15
00:02:51,000 --> 00:03:05,000
I just stared to a guy. I don't really fucking know. And then all of a sudden, I think he was looking down on his phone or something, and I saw something like fly by our windshield. I'm like, what the fuck is that?

16
00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:24,000
Then this motherfucker looks up and we see, not kidding. This is a fucking real thing. He can confirm what we saw. It was like a fucking bat humanoid that was flying, and it was huge. Wingspan like the size of the ambulance. Yeah. It was ridiculous. It was fucking huge.

17
00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:39,000
And it just flew off. What the fuck was that? I don't even think it flew off. I think it just fucking disappeared. Just evaporated. The crow? No, no. It was like pale, pale whitish.

18
00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:53,000
And it just flew off. And I'm like, what the fuck is that thing, man? It was fucking insane. The human crow hybrid. Human crow hybrid. I'd go more human bat. Yeah, human bat.

19
00:03:53,000 --> 00:04:07,000
It was real fucking creepy looking. And it had legs because you could see him dangling like behind it. It was fucking scary looking. That was a real thing that happened. Like no joke. Fucking swear like on that shit.

20
00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:22,000
So you have any other ghost experiences? Yeah, we got we always ask our guests first and foremost if they had ghost experiences. Anything on that for you? Not really. I mean, there was the few times working with you at the station.

21
00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:27,000
When shit always happens? Yeah. But other than that, no.

22
00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:36,000
Damn, the question is have you done smelling salts? I know you haven't. I haven't. I'm going to hit one of those. One of these cracker barrels? Yeah.

23
00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:56,000
Got the new atomic rhino smelling salts. Crack them. The cracking pods. Crack it. Crack it. Crack it. Is this just going to explode my basement? No.

24
00:04:56,000 --> 00:05:19,000
I'm good. I'm good. No, this one's worse. I'm good. Oh, oh, no, that definitely works as well as the other one. Is it as good as the is it as harsh as this one? Oh, yeah.

25
00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:35,000
Really? But I mean, you have to go closer to it. I think. Yeah, it has to be like right under your nose. Hit that. Hit that shit, boy.

26
00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:49,000
Wow. I've gotten like, you know, the afterburner smell like at the gym and that's still fucking. Holy fuck, that's bad. Wow. Oh, that's bad as it keeps fucking doing it. Wow.

27
00:05:49,000 --> 00:06:07,000
This is bad. Let me just fucking hit that again. It's not as bad as it was when you originally did it. Oh, fuck. That was one of the best faces I've ever seen.

28
00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:18,000
Yeah, it's not as bad as when it first started. It's not. It's not. I think those kind of only last a little while.

29
00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:30,000
Oh, this shit will make you fucking die. Fuck. Like if you just crack this near your nose. Oh, that's bad.

30
00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:40,000
So do you think I was out of line on the last episode? I didn't listen to the last part. Really? No. I was going off at me. I mean, what did you exactly say about it?

31
00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:53,000
Because I wasn't there. Just don't do like a whole rant. Just give me a brief overview of what you said. You know, looking back at it, it kind of sounded bad. I was just saying there was like a battalion chief that was that like new in advance about the towers falling.

32
00:06:53,000 --> 00:07:05,000
Okay, yeah, that's a bad take. That's a pretty bad take. Oh, you had a film crew on it. Yeah, they were doing a documentary on a fucking day in the life of a firefighter. On 9-11? No, on the day of the life of a firefighter. Yeah, they were too French.

33
00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:21,000
They happened to be 10 blocks away from the fucking thing. Yeah, it's New York City. My guy. There's a lot of cameras 10 blocks away from everything. Also, let's be real in New York City. Every 10 block. There's a camera. Oh, yeah. Not even, dude.

34
00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:43,000
Bro, especially back then, because New York City is dying now. Like people are moving out by droves. It was just too perfect. The circumstances were too perfect. Why would I want to call 9-11 perfect? Casey? Yeah, I wouldn't go that far. But you guys believe in the fucking conspiracy theories. I believe in building seven being weird.

35
00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:59,000
Everything else is just what happened, I think. Because I think building seven didn't make sense to fall down on its own. And it had FBI headquarters, the CIA headquarters, TSA, all that shit.

36
00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:16,000
Or not TSA, NSA, all that shit in one thing. You're telling me that you don't think that every single one of those buildings have a self-destruct sequence just in case anything like that happens, even near it. Because you want to incinerate all that evidence.

37
00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:30,000
Just imagine some fucking stupid firefighter like us going through the fucking the rummage of 9-11 and building seven did not fall down. You're going through and you're finding classified documents from the fucking CIA and shit.

38
00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:47,000
Oh yeah. That's definitely a fail safe. There's a fail safe for that. But the buildings, everybody's just like, well, Jets Field doesn't melt steel beams. Well, it weakens it enough to fucking crumble. And if one floor crumbles, it's just the weight from the rest of it just going to keep going down.

39
00:08:47,000 --> 00:09:05,000
And that's what you saw. Because if you actually looked at the footage when it was going down, it started to fall where the impact was, where the steel was warped and not melted but weakened. And it crushed from there and then it went down.

40
00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:16,000
Yeah, like I was saying on that last episode, there was an animation of what it would look like. And it was just slowly falling down. But if you look at it in real life, it's just like a free fall.

41
00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:27,000
It's a free fall because it, like, just imagine, like, let's say you're playing with, did you ever play with connects when you were a kid, like the little magnet things, like with the, like.

42
00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000
Oh yeah, I guess so.

43
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:39,000
So just imagine you take, you rip out like three, four of the pieces if you built the tower, the top part's going to fall down and then crush the rest of it. And it's going to go down super fucking fast.

44
00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:47,000
But we don't know that because a tower's never been hit by an airplane before. Well, it did.

45
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000
It did happen. Did it though?

46
00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:59,000
The Pentagon thing has been weird though. That's one that's kind of suspect because, like, it looks like a missile hit it almost. Yeah.

47
00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:10,000
Like, it's weird, but it makes, but people are like, there's no wings. It's like, well, the wings could have been destroyed when it hit the ground and then the cockpit of it could have just went through it.

48
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:20,000
A plane that's going 500 miles an hour with a bunch of jet fuels basically. Yeah, it's just a big missile. With people inside. Yeah.

49
00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:32,000
I was listening back, you guys were talking about United 93. How about there was no, like, crash site. On a crash site there was no debris found. There's no pieces of the plane found.

50
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:39,000
That's debatable. They, they, they, I read the conspiracy on that, but I like the more I read into it.

51
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,000
Yeah, you guys were all agreeing on that though. That one episode.

52
00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:58,000
I mean, there was, there was shockingly little, but also let's think about it. It's not like a professional pilot, like, tried to land it. It's like a bunch of civilians that didn't have any idea how to fucking fly a plane and they just fucking boofed it into the ground.

53
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:04,000
I watched that movie, United 93 this week. Those guys are fucking hardcore though. Like, those guys were heroes.

54
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:18,000
They almost fucking got the plane back too. Yeah. And like right before they crashed into the ground. But so that sucks. They had a pilot that was ready to fly it. Civilian pilot. Really? I didn't know that part.

55
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:22,000
On a totally unrelated note, Casey, what's your internet password?

56
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:29,000
We'll, we'll, we'll pause that real quick. Just so you don't fucking dox yourself.

57
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:41,000
Oh, we're back. Welcome back. Yeah. So United 93. You think you would have the balls to storm the cockpit?

58
00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:50,000
I mean, I always wanted to, I always want to die in a, in a poignant way. Yes.

59
00:11:50,000 --> 00:12:00,000
We always wanted to fly a plane. Hero. I was like, like, I either want to die a hero or die when I'm like, you know, 90 in a bed.

60
00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:13,000
Like those are two drastically different things. Yeah. But like, like if I die young, I want to die a hero. You don't want to die. So dying as 40 as a heart attack is like your worst fear.

61
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:26,000
Yeah. I don't want to do that. But like, I want, I like, so like if that situation came along, I died. If the terrorists took over the fucking plane, you're probably going to die either way.

62
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:35,000
So I want to die fighting like, you know, I'd rather die on my, on my feet than, than on my knees, you know, whole thing. Like fuck those guys.

63
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:49,000
It's such a fucking scary thing to be on a plane and you just know it's fucking going down. Yeah. Like there's like, you know, that there's no hope. Like terrorists take over a plane. You're like, fuck, I'm done.

64
00:12:49,000 --> 00:13:07,000
But like I was on a, I was on several planes in the, the last month for my grandfather's funeral. But I always hate getting on planes. Like I fucking hate getting on planes and like taking off is fine.

65
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:20,000
Being in the air is fine unless there's turbulence. I think it's the landing that freaks me out the most because when you're in the sky, not much can happen. Like once you get to like, like landing so much shit could go wrong.

66
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:29,000
If there's one screw that's too loose, that fucking wheel falls off and everybody's fucked type shit, you know, safer flying and being in a car.

67
00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:39,000
Yeah, I'd rather take a train, but there's been so many train derailments now that I'm like that can happen in the car too. The screw could be loose and the wheel could fall off. Yeah. But at least it's my own car.

68
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:54,000
Or some idiot. At least when you're in the air, some idiot can't fucking cut you off. I mean, I guess I could, but I mean, you know, I seen in fight club, the midair collision and how that was, that was, that was interesting. Casey hasn't seen fight club yet.

69
00:13:54,000 --> 00:14:08,000
You haven't seen fight club yet. What the fuck dude. It's such a good movie. It's schizophrenic movie review. Yeah, I can do that. Tyler's your schizophrenic movie movie reviewer. That's that's that's the thing. Yeah.

70
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:15,000
That's that's a running thing. You were worse when we, you and I used to work together all the time. Yeah. I calmed down a little bit. A little bit. Yeah.

71
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:33,000
I was, I was very angry. This is an audio clip from when you and I worked together. We got sent. Do I, do I have to protect the agencies? No. Okay. We can bleep it. Okay.

72
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:54,000
So this is when you and you and I were going to Schenectady and you got thrown up on this the same night. Yeah. Oh my God. I forgot about that. Dispatch ambulance. No, no, he didn't. We went to go help this guy up out of a chair and all I heard is just legal and that's vomit on my pants.

73
00:14:54,000 --> 00:15:13,000
Oh fuck. Where is it? Oh my God. It's going to take me a hot second to find but yeah, back in the day I was a lot more wild. I've I've mellowed out with age a little bit. I'm still still off the wall but you're like a fine wine. Yeah, I am. I just get better.

74
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Like you know what I want to do? Like you ever see like those wisdom cowboys that give you advice on YouTube and shit? Like I want to be like that when I'm like you want to be like a wisdom YouTube cowboy. Yeah.

75
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:45,000
Oh, there's I also have the video of you and Ali Mack having a mental breakdown. Oh, the one where we're just shaking on the couch. Basically our wisdom cowboy because you have a podcast.

76
00:15:45,000 --> 00:16:05,000
That's an alley back like fighting over a fucking game or some shit. Yeah, that bitch hit me with her game. Good luck in the forever. Favorite quote from Casey by far. I got I got a good one here fucking of Ali Mack keep on trying to change the calibration settings that I fucking spent an hour on.

77
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Oh on guitar hero. Yeah.

78
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
Oh, here it is.

79
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Oh, no, that's not it.

80
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
Oopsie daisy.

81
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,000
You have like the weirdest memes.

82
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
I do.

83
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
What else is there for me to do?

84
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000
You know,

85
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:35,000
I feel that I like, I like going on Reddit when I'm bored over.

86
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:54,000
So the video cut off because my phone ended up dying. But the last part of that video is you look to me and you're like, howdy.

87
00:16:54,000 --> 00:17:06,000
It like cuts off because my phone died before I could save the entire thing. But you look over me like howdy, and then just went completely silent for the rest of the call. This is who's coming to save you.

88
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:13,000
So here's the one of Ali Mack and me arguing back and forth about guitar hero.

89
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
What's that?

90
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:26,000
Let this show. Sorry, my date is gone.

91
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:30,000
You're a boost model.

92
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,000
I got your I don't have a little bit of data.

93
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000
I got to get some more data.

94
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000
I got two gigabytes left.

95
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:42,000
I swear to fucking God, if you touch the fucking calibration setting, I'm going to kill you.

96
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
I got banned off of Facebook for posting that.

97
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Oh, I know.

98
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:49,000
I remember you and I both went to Facebook jail because I threatened to kill Ali Mack.

99
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000
And I was just I said, yeah, I got zoned.

100
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000
We both did. We both got zucked the same night.

101
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
I got zucked a shit ton of times, though.

102
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
So I got zucked for like five days for that one.

103
00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,000
Yep.

104
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Why is it that Mark Zuckerberg can take away our freedom speech?

105
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:22,000
If you write kill the the word for sexual assault that we can't say, if you say kill murder, that word, the naughty thing that you do when you don't want to get consent.

106
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:32,000
Fucking eviscerate stab eviscerate on Facebook.

107
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:35,000
He's using his fucking big boy dictionary.

108
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Eviscerate decapitate or a whole bunch of other things that you can't say.

109
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000
Yeah.

110
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:50,000
But I got I got zucked a couple of times, mostly for saying kill most of them directed towards Ali Mack.

111
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Actually, three of my seven bands have been because of Ali Mack.

112
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Seven bands.

113
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Yeah, I got bands.

114
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
What are you collecting them like fucking Pokemon gym badges?

115
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:04,000
I got banned off of Tinder six times.

116
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,000
For what?

117
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
Oh, I never told you guys this.

118
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
No.

119
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,000
Oh, my God.

120
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,000
This is awesome.

121
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:17,000
So back in the day when I was a young man on Tinder, I was only on Tinder for like a year and a half.

122
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:32,000
So but back when I was a young man on Tinder, my favorite thing to say to test the waters with women was, hey, baby cakes, you got some great tits as my first line.

123
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
I'm sure that went over really well.

124
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000
I would get one of like seven responses.

125
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,000
I'd get one just blocked immediately.

126
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
I get it.

127
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
You're not you're not cool.

128
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:47,000
Two would be just no response.

129
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
I'm like, all right, that's acceptable.

130
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Three, a fucking five paragraph long thing on why I'm a misogynist piece of shit.

131
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Never failed to make me laugh.

132
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Never.

133
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Don't you don't you have a girlfriend?

134
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
Yeah, I'm fucking getting engaged soon.

135
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
Oh, yeah.

136
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:09,000
But you guys are groomsmen, by the way.

137
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
No, fuck you.

138
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
Yeah, but I back one.

139
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
No, yes.

140
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:27,000
No, I got to go pick my mom up from the airport.

141
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
There'd be the five paragraph long thing.

142
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Maybe the thanks I grew myself.

143
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,000
All right.

144
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:39,000
I'm like, I'm not an original, but works and then they'd be like, Hey, here's my Snapchat if you want to see him.

145
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000
I'm like, sick.

146
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:48,000
So why I got banned was in response to the five paragraph long thing.

147
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,000
I was like, Whoa, settle down there, sweetheart.

148
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:54,000
It's just a joke.

149
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Is that you, John Wayne?

150
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Is it me?

151
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:04,000
And I just go and they just scream at me some more and I'm like, Listen, I'm just joking around.

152
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
And they kept like, you know, just screaming at me over text.

153
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,000
I'm like, Hey, you dumb fucking cunt.

154
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:16,000
It's like, you're lucky I even swiped right on you because you're fucking ugly and I hate you.

155
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000
I hope you die in a fire.

156
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
Let me let me ask you a question.

157
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:23,000
Whose copy of the Communist Manifesto is that?

158
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,000
That's mine.

159
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
That's Casey's.

160
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Yeah, you like it?

161
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
I do.

162
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,000
I do like it, but yeah, that's some relics we have.

163
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Why do we have Assassin's Creed there?

164
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Because we were talking about it that one time.

165
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,000
Oh yeah.

166
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Yeah.

167
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:44,000
We got Trump, Melania and me.

168
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000
So Michelle Obama ruined my life.

169
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,000
Yeah.

170
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,000
Yeah.

171
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,000
Because she tried to make fat kids not fat.

172
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:55,000
She made food not taste good anymore.

173
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Yeah.

174
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Oh yeah.

175
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000
Talk about how like the mac and cheese thing, right?

176
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Yeah.

177
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:04,000
But there's more than just that because I remember I was going to elementary school before the

178
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000
Obama years, the golden years.

179
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,000
I like to call them before Obama.

180
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Bush was the golden years.

181
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Yeah.

182
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
George Bush.

183
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:19,000
So I was going to elementary school and they would have Tater Tots, which were fucking

184
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
fantastic.

185
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000
I loved them.

186
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
You're right there.

187
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000
My balance a little bit.

188
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,000
We'd have Tater Tots, which are fantastic.

189
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,000
We'd have French toast sticks.

190
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Fantastic.

191
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Good pizza.

192
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Where's your bathroom?

193
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,000
Through the living room, the hallway.

194
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Yeah.

195
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000
We'd have French toast sticks.

196
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:45,000
We had artificial flavoring and fucking everything and it was so good.

197
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000
I miss it so much.

198
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Well, you don't you think that should just taste better because you were a kid?

199
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000
No, absolutely not.

200
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
No, everything's better when you're a kid, right?

201
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
No, no, that is not true.

202
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
That's not true at all.

203
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
Well, sucks.

204
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
I mean, it tastes better.

205
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Maybe, but it doesn't really doesn't because the Mac, your taste buds change every five

206
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000
years, like completely.

207
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:16,000
We had some good pizza, but they got rid of it.

208
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
Yeah.

209
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
Thanks, Michelle Obama.

210
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Right around the time that he was elected, they got rid of it.

211
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000
Yeah, she's a bitch.

212
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Michelle Obama, you ruined my fucking life.

213
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000
If you're listening to this, fuck you.

214
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Tyler, you're going to go to Facebook jail again.

215
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
What do you think about?

216
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:41,000
You think Mark Zuckerberg should have the power to take away people's rights?

217
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Well, that all depends because some things are actually worth banning.

218
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
Such as?

219
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,000
CP and shit like that, snuff films.

220
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:03,000
That's not freedom of speech, though.

221
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
No, it's not.

222
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
That's a totally different thing.

223
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,000
It's a crime.

224
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,000
It's a crime.

225
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:18,000
But I've seen so much fucking literal people dying on Facebook.

226
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,000
It's a problem.

227
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,000
Have you seen those videos of just dudes just dying on Facebook?

228
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
In the Ukraine?

229
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:31,000
No, just in general, like accidents and fucking dudes getting.

230
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
Oh, they're posting videos on Facebook now?

231
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,000
They've been doing that for a while, man.

232
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000
It's a fucking problem.

233
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:42,000
I remember that one episode when I was just looking at gore videos for no reason.

234
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000
Yeah.

235
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:48,000
I remember in EMT school, they would show us gore videos to desensitize us.

236
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
They never did that for me.

237
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
Really?

238
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000
They tried to desensitize you?

239
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Yeah.

240
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,000
They do that for cops and for the military?

241
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000
Ask Saunders, actually.

242
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
He was doing that shit.

243
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
Hey, Saunders!

244
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Wait, we got a question for you.

245
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,000
I'm coming.

246
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,000
Yes?

247
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:19,000
So we were asking, do they show videos to you and shit in the military to desensitize you to violence?

248
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
No.

249
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,000
No?

250
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000
No, they do that the old fashioned way.

251
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Oh, they fucking make you kill things?

252
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:34,000
So what they do, did we already go down the little rabbit hole of my little military career?

253
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
No.

254
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
No, we're going to let you do that.

255
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
All right.

256
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,000
So I did a brief stint in the Marines.

257
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:45,000
I got sick a week before finishing and they sent me home.

258
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000
So I never got a chance to actually finish.

259
00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:59,000
But what they do is to make you desensitize to stress and everything is they just break you down to where you're like, wow, I'm just no-

260
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:03,000
I'm garbage.

261
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:08,000
They purposely just break your mind to-

262
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,000
Build you back up.

263
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,000
Build you back up into-

264
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
A killing machine?

265
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,000
Yeah, basically a robot.

266
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Did they like deprogram you when you're going out?

267
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000
No, I had to do that all on myself when I got home.

268
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000
It took a solid year.

269
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
Really?

270
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Yeah.

271
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
That's crazy, man.

272
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Deprogram with your mentality?

273
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
It's called debriefing when you actually get out.

274
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,000
They do that.

275
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,000
So they had us do a couple classes like, here's how to act around civilians.

276
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Don't be a murderer.

277
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000
Don't kill your friends.

278
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000
Don't kill things.

279
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,000
It's like, you're going home now.

280
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,000
Don't murder people.

281
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:53,000
But yeah, no, they didn't really sit down and be like, all right, now we're going to be a little bit more relaxed and everything.

282
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
But fun story.

283
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,000
I had a TV in the separation platoon I was in.

284
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,000
I hadn't seen technology for three fucking years.

285
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:06,000
I felt like a caveman discovering fire for the first time.

286
00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:12,000
And it was all like the shitty old movies, like fucking Frozen, fucking Die Hard.

287
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Couple Adam Sandler pieces of shit.

288
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,000
Worst Adam on.

289
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,000
But fuck.

290
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Like, yeah, I was like, you're just like TV.

291
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,000
Yeah.

292
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000
TV.

293
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,000
Like, I'm pretty sure I walked up to it and like poked it.

294
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:44,000
I was like, like that fucking scene in Family Guy where Peter goes feral.

295
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
And he like he like tries to fuck the TV.

296
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
I was probably going to start doing that if no one stopped me.

297
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Peter, the horse is here.

298
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000
Oh, my God.

299
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:59,000
You want to tell that other story that happened in boot camp?

300
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,000
Which one?

301
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,000
The shower one.

302
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000
Oh, we're almost got molested.

303
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000
Yeah, we almost got molested.

304
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000
Are we going to get taken off the air if I tell that?

305
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000
No, it's a funny story.

306
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
My near molestation story.

307
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,000
I don't believe so.

308
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,000
So shut up.

309
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,000
Oh, God.

310
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,000
I mean, at least he didn't say the R word.

311
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Then we would have gotten canceled.

312
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000
Anymore.

313
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Twenty twenty three.

314
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
Twenty twenty five.

315
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:35,000
So, you know, down there, everything is like, you know,

316
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,000
get here like, you know, it's a hurry up and wait kind of thing.

317
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
Like everything's rushed.

318
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:45,000
Everything's fucking fast paced, including your personal hygiene in the morning and in the evening.

319
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:51,000
So what they used to have us do is they used to turn on all like the spigots in the showers and you just walk underneath it.

320
00:28:51,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Just walk and just like fucking you got soap in your hands and you're fucking trying to wash all your shit and, you know, 30 seconds.

321
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:11,000
So so what they would have us do is like they we had an hour of personal time at the end of everything.

322
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:18,000
So you could like shower and you can shower on your own, like an actual shower and not just like a clean.

323
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:23,000
So I'm in there and I'm in the very back of the shower bay.

324
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Right.

325
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000
And they're like the football locker room showers.

326
00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:31,000
You know, it's just a big fucking piece of metal with a couple of spigots on the end.

327
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:37,000
So I'm at the farthest one with like my with the most back spigot.

328
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,000
So it's like if I stood sideways, I disappear.

329
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000
So, you know, all you have on a shower shoes.

330
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,000
I was not going in that shower barefoot.

331
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,000
Yeah, I get everybody.

332
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000
I get something.

333
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000
Everybody says the same thing like you wear your shower shoes.

334
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:58,000
So we're sitting there and, you know, I'm in shower and I'm the only guy in there.

335
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:04,000
And then I hear, you know, someone waddling in like I hear the fucking, you know, of the shower.

336
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
They're basically just sandals.

337
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000
Yeah.

338
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000
The shower shoes fucking clip clopping across the floor.

339
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,000
I'm like, all right, whatever.

340
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,000
We've all seen each other naked.

341
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Yeah.

342
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Like we all know who's the biggest, who sticks the smallest.

343
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:21,000
Shout out to the Chinese kid in my platoon for taking home that award.

344
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000
Wow.

345
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000
We'll let you know which one.

346
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000
Yeah.

347
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:31,000
Tell you, it looks like a baby's arm holding a fucking apple.

348
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000
And I'm sitting I'm not thinking anything of it.

349
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
Right.

350
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:40,000
So we didn't have bar soap because they didn't want us to recreate full metal jacket.

351
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:44,000
We're putting the soap in the sock and being the shit out of people.

352
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:49,000
So we're sitting there doing, you know, I'm doing my thing.

353
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,000
And then I noticed the footsteps are getting very like irregular.

354
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:59,000
Like it's like, I'm like, all right, this is kind of weird.

355
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:09,000
And then all out of fucking nowhere, I feel hands on my back, like rubbing my back, like soaping me up, going down towards my ass.

356
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:14,000
So my immediate reaction, not to like scream, not to turn around and see what the fuck was going on.

357
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,000
My immediate reaction was I'm going to kill this kid.

358
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,000
That's the military.

359
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:25,000
So I literally turned around and just fucking cold clocked him with my elbow like right in the mouth.

360
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,000
And there's obviously a commotion because I'm screaming.

361
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
Yeah.

362
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:33,000
So one of my drill instructors comes in and he's the most monitor.

363
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Like he never raised his voice.

364
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Even when he yelled, he talked like this was just a jack dude.

365
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000
No, no, it wasn't.

366
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000
That's another story.

367
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:45,000
So he comes in and just what's going on here.

368
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:50,000
So my immediate reaction is say, sir, this recruit was almost actually is all that.

369
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:55,000
Mind you, I'm still bare dick and balls naked.

370
00:31:55,000 --> 00:32:02,000
So this whole fucking investigation, he gets fucking, you know, he leaves the platoon.

371
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,000
So when I'm getting separated, I see the same kid.

372
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:09,000
Like he comes in that same night.

373
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000
My god, this is weird.

374
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:14,000
You know, I don't want to get my butthole touched when I'm sleeping.

375
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:20,000
So, you know, we're sitting there and I'm on fire watchers, basically like security.

376
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:28,000
And I see all these fucking red and blue lights fucking pull up outside the RSP squad day.

377
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,000
I'm like, well, that's weird.

378
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:35,000
So I look, I'm like, it's like I'm thinking to myself, all right, it's like an ambulance.

379
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000
Like maybe something happened.

380
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:43,000
And then I just hear fucking commotion and I look over and there's fucking South Carolina State Police,

381
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:49,000
Paris Island, fucking military police and like a couple, you know, shit, you know, I'm the sheriff.

382
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,000
I'm the sheriff.

383
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Fucking big old cowboy hat and all.

384
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:59,000
And they fucking like five point pick this kid up out of his rack, kicking and screaming and carry him downstairs.

385
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,000
Jesus Christ.

386
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:06,000
So it turns out the reason he enlisted was because he had a sexual assault case back home.

387
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:11,000
So I that's the story of how I almost got molested in boot camp.

388
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000
My farts almost whistled for the rest of my life.

389
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:20,000
How would you rate that experience on the scale of what the like 10 being the best or 10 being the worst?

390
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:21,000
10 being the worst.

391
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000
10.

392
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:32,000
This dude looked like a cross between fucking Gibby from iCarly and fucking Robbie from Victorious.

393
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:37,000
Like the same build as fucking Gibby, but like the same face as Robbie.

394
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000
That's a weird combination.

395
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:42,000
I think I'd rather fuck Robbie and Gibby than that guy.

396
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:46,000
So you played sports, right?

397
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000
In high school.

398
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Oh, yeah.

399
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Did you do like the shower things or no?

400
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000
What?

401
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Fuck each other in the shower?

402
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,000
No.

403
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,000
No.

404
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Like did you guys take showers after the games and shit?

405
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
No.

406
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,000
So we did.

407
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
I played football, though.

408
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,000
You played soccer because you know you're gay.

409
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Basketball.

410
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,000
Yeah.

411
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000
Fuck that.

412
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,000
Soccer is more like mentally, you know, mentally stimulating.

413
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
You have to run around the field.

414
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:12,000
More mentally handicapped.

415
00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:16,000
And then I fucking hit people at full speed trying to murder them.

416
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,000
Sure.

417
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,000
Soccer is better.

418
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,000
I played basketball, too.

419
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000
I played track.

420
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,000
I mean, I was a thrower in track.

421
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,000
I wasn't like a runner.

422
00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000
So here's the thing.

423
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000
So I did.

424
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,000
I played football.

425
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,000
I wrestled and I did track.

426
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Our school did not let us shower at the school.

427
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,000
Really?

428
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:36,000
Yeah.

429
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,000
That's weird.

430
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000
We weren't allowed to shower.

431
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000
So we did.

432
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:47,000
We did the thing where we'd wear like swim trunks and then all shower because, you know,

433
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,000
we were fucking like high schoolers and we're like, don't look at my dick.

434
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,000
It's small.

435
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,000
I swear.

436
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Just called it here.

437
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000
Please.

438
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000
So like we don't tell anybody.

439
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,000
We don't change into swim trunks and shower.

440
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:06,000
But one dude was just like, one dude to stand there.

441
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000
Big, big tubby guy.

442
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:12,000
But he's fucking he had a hammer and he was just like.

443
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:17,000
Yeah, not wearing, wearing shorts, man.

444
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000
You got a free ball.

445
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,000
Are you going to clean your balls?

446
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:27,000
I go the fuck, dude.

447
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,000
He goes, wrestling team doesn't wear shorts.

448
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Wrestling team don't wear shorts.

449
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
So Mike, well, we're not the wrestling team.

450
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,000
We're the football team.

451
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,000
And there's.

452
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:44,000
If you don't have your dicks out, this is obviously gay because you guys don't have

453
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000
your cocks.

454
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Yeah.

455
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,000
You're doing me a favor.

456
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,000
Hold this for me.

457
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,000
So that we do that.

458
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Like there was like fucking like, you know, 14 shower picket, picket around.

459
00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:00,000
And the guy wouldn't stand in the showers.

460
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:03,000
He would stay in the dead center of the showers.

461
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,000
Why?

462
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:09,000
He knew we had a big did he even bathe or did he just stand there for like.

463
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:16,000
No, he'd stand there like literally breathing in the steam because that he said it calmed

464
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,000
him.

465
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:20,000
He's showing off his dick.

466
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:25,000
Like not even cover up some fucking hands on his hips like a fucking like doing a superhero

467
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,000
pose with his cock hanging out.

468
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,000
My man.

469
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:38,000
I don't know how I would react that like, dude, like I was the captain of the team.

470
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
This guy wasn't like a leader on the team.

471
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
He was just some dude who warmed the bench.

472
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:47,000
This dude wasn't even like a fucking like like dude who played like so he was just in

473
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
there full fucking cock and taters out for the world to see.

474
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
And his only job was to sit on the bench.

475
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:56,000
He I think he did like like second string defense or something.

476
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,000
But like he'd like getting sometimes like when they like somebody needed a break.

477
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000
But like he wasn't like a starter.

478
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
He wasn't like anything.

479
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:04,000
But he is just like I got a big dick.

480
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:10,000
I want people to know I have a big I want people to see I got a big Schmeet.

481
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:16,000
He made up for his lack of abilities with huge cocks.

482
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,000
But like we would do that shit like we'd shower.

483
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:25,000
But then fucking I went downstairs because I was doing something after school and I need

484
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:31,000
to grab something from my gym locker and it was after wrestling practice and every single

485
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,000
one of these dudes every single one of them was fucking butt ass naked just oh yeah.

486
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
Hello I'm a wrestler.

487
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
Oh dude we didn't give a fuck.

488
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:45,000
Yeah like like there were so many kids on my team when I wrestled that would literally

489
00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:49,000
stand in the locker room like you know because we had to cut weight and everything so our

490
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,000
coach make us you know check it at the end of every practice.

491
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Yeah and to make sure fucking we were fucking shredding every little ounce like we'd strip

492
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:05,000
bare dick and balls naked no socks no fucking undies like we'd sit there and like fucking

493
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,000
dry ourselves off after practice because of all the sweat.

494
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Yeah and we'd all just stand there like look at like just watching each other you know

495
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,000
fucking dick out and everything.

496
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Yeah bro did you make weight.

497
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Oh shit fuck yeah dude.

498
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,000
You know because they wanted me to wrestle like a lot like they're like because I was

499
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,000
a boxer and they're like you'd be good at wrestling I'm like boxing and wrestling really

500
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:33,000
don't have much in common but whatever but I think they just they wanted like more people

501
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:37,000
on the team that could play and I'm like no because like during the winter time I did

502
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:42,000
a lot of boxing like that was like my boxing circuit time because after football season

503
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:50,000
I take a month off to like rest up then like December like through probably March I would

504
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:57,000
do boxing and then I start going back into football for the rest of the year but they're

505
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:03,000
like you know you could do wrestling like I don't like hugging all the dudes in my underwear

506
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
it's not my thing.

507
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:09,000
Well so now here's the thing it wasn't in our underwear it was singlet.

508
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:15,000
We had a singlet which I think in my underwear would have been better like those things were

509
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,000
fucking paper thin and like a lot of the fucking other teams they would just free ball it under

510
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,000
there.

511
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Really.

512
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:25,000
So like you're feeling every inch every nook and cranny fucking rubbing against your back.

513
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:30,000
So my buddy was like a big time wrestler he went to the stage he was a state champion

514
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:35,000
so like here's I think he was like one fucking like 60 assumption but good fucking great

515
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:42,000
guy but he he had to wrestle a girl one time he's like I don't know what to do.

516
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,000
I don't know.

517
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,000
Yeah they have wrestling clubs.

518
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:50,000
So it's not like it's not like a boys team and a girls team it's just a wrestling team.

519
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Yeah like I've wrestled many a female.

520
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:59,000
I lost to the number two female folk style wrestler in the country.

521
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Really.

522
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,000
Yeah.

523
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
No shit.

524
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Like youth NCAA shit and I mean like she beat the absolute fucking piss out of me.

525
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000
I also lost to a blind kid.

526
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000
Yeah.

527
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:19,000
So the way it works with blind with like because they don't discriminate like.

528
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Yeah.

529
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,000
If you do it you can do it.

530
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,000
Yeah.

531
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:28,000
So what they do with blind kids is you hold your hands out like this you know like one

532
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:33,000
palms facing down one palms facing up and the other kid like grab like hold like basically

533
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:39,000
like touches your palms and at no point are you allowed to break contact and if you break

534
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:42,000
contact they stop the match and they restart.

535
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000
Really.

536
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,000
Yeah.

537
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000
So that had to be fucking like a.

538
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,000
So now here's the thing.

539
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,000
That's a handicap to you rather than.

540
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000
Yes.

541
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Here's the thing.

542
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000
I'm not used to that.

543
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000
So you kept on breaking contact.

544
00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000
That.

545
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,000
But the other thing is you know homeboy he doesn't need to see.

546
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:08,000
I need to see like I did not grow up like Helen Keller like I need I need to see this

547
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,000
news like fucking daredevil.

548
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,000
Yeah.

549
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:17,000
So like and like just the way he like he didn't have that perception obviously.

550
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Yeah.

551
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:23,000
But like he just knew it's like that fucking myth or like if all if you're blind your hearing's

552
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000
better like so he's fucking daredevil.

553
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
Yeah.

554
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000
He was like fucking big brain sicko mode.

555
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:35,000
The blind Helen Keller of wrestling.

556
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:36,000
Yeah.

557
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:38,000
WWE superstar.

558
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,000
Yeah.

559
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:40,000
So.

560
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
But.

561
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,720
Have you seen the fucking thing on Instagram where it's like and now singing the nation's

562
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:47,000
national anthem Helen Keller.

563
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,400
Neo from fucking.

564
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,400
The Matrix.

565
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:59,400
My buddy's like when he's wrestling like he said he had to wrestle a couple girls.

566
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:02,400
He said I don't know where to grab him.

567
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:03,400
It's so fucking weird.

568
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:08,400
Like you're like I can't just like pick him up and then like do like the thing.

569
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,400
It's like it's that sexual assault at that point.

570
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,400
I don't know.

571
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,400
Yeah.

572
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:21,400
Grab my pussy.

573
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:32,400
So you want to tell a story.

574
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,400
I'll tell it and you can you can step in this.

575
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:39,400
Remember that one time we dropped this old man off at his house.

576
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,400
Oh yeah.

577
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,400
And like we were like setting him up like we brought him back from the hospital and

578
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,400
put him back in his house and like we set him up in bed.

579
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,400
Talk to his nurse like whatever.

580
00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,400
And then I hear you go.

581
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,400
Tyler.

582
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:56,400
What?

583
00:42:56,400 --> 00:42:57,400
He turned around and my.

584
00:42:57,400 --> 00:43:04,400
There's just a fucking life size fucking cardboard cutout of John Wayne.

585
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,400
He's just fucking stand there.

586
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:12,400
I don't remember what fucking movie that's from.

587
00:43:12,400 --> 00:43:13,400
Is it good, bad and ugly?

588
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:14,400
I think so.

589
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:21,400
Maybe that one where he's got, you know, the fucking desperado hat on and he's in all fucking like leather assless chaps.

590
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:25,400
And I look at Lee I go is that you John Wayne?

591
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,400
Is it me?

592
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,400
Apparently the dude like was a fucking like war hero too.

593
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:36,400
He had like a fucking purple heart on his fucking like yeah thing and shit like I was just like that was fucking scary.

594
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:39,400
And another time this is like without you.

595
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:45,400
This is when I was at my current employer that I won't actually say the name of because I work there still.

596
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:50,400
But I went in and then the guy's like hey can you go in my closet and get my jacket?

597
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,400
I open it up.

598
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:59,400
Lo and behold there's John Wayne again staring at me.

599
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,400
It's like I opened up the closet.

600
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,400
He's like oh sorry.

601
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,400
I put my John Wayne thing in there.

602
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,400
I want to get some cardboard cutouts for here.

603
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,400
That'd be pretty funny.

604
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:12,400
We should get just one of Ali Mac because he's never going to fucking do it here again.

605
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:13,400
Can you make cardboard?

606
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,400
Yeah you can make personalized ones.

607
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,400
Oh yeah I'm getting one of Ali Mac.

608
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:22,400
Get him with the fucking Eminem the Eminem dyed hair the fucking bleach blonde.

609
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,400
Oh that was classic.

610
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,400
Oh the Wasted Door Slams.

611
00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:30,400
We could get all our cardboard cutouts of all of us.

612
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:32,400
That'd be pretty funny actually.

613
00:44:32,400 --> 00:44:33,400
I enjoy that.

614
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:38,400
One whole podcast episode of us doing nothing but sitting in silence.

615
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:44,400
Two hours of silence from the cardboard cutouts on this week's episode.

616
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,400
So Casey showed me the commercial while we were waiting for you to show up.

617
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:55,400
Did you hear one Democrat get roasted by two Republicans and an Independent?

618
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,400
Oh yeah so what are your political views?

619
00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,400
What are my political views?

620
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,400
I don't really have any because I don't really care.

621
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,400
Oh good.

622
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,400
He's more along the lines of me than you though.

623
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:10,400
Yeah like I'm registered to vote as Independent but.

624
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,400
He's more right wing.

625
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,400
Honestly I like right in.

626
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:17,400
I have not voted yet but I'll probably end up right in in like fucking Freddie Peters.

627
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,400
Freddie Peters.

628
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,400
Freddie!

629
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,400
You're a free thinker.

630
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,400
Gentlemen.

631
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,400
I like the free thinkers on our type of podcast.

632
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:28,400
I'm a free thinker.

633
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:29,400
I don't think we're getting an oral airway in her.

634
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,400
Key to assessment Freddie thank you.

635
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,400
Key to assessment Freddie.

636
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,400
Have you talked about that?

637
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,400
No I haven't.

638
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,400
But.

639
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,400
But.

640
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:40,400
But.

641
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:41,400
But.

642
00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:42,400
But.

643
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,400
But.

644
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:47,400
I think that a that'd be a good thing to talk about because you're here now actually.

645
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,400
Yeah.

646
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:52,400
So we'll talk about one of the worst moments of both our lives together.

647
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:53,400
Yeah.

648
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,400
We'll hold hands through it.

649
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:56,400
We'll hold hands.

650
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,400
You'll lose war trauma here we go.

651
00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,400
Yeah.

652
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,400
Good old shitty of Albany war.

653
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,400
War trauma.

654
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:06,400
So this is our buddy Ali Max fault.

655
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,400
Partially.

656
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:10,400
No it's a hundred percent his fault.

657
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,400
He's going to be like fuck you guys.

658
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:13,400
I was doing my job.

659
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:17,400
There were thousands of other ambulances in the fucking city that night.

660
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,400
He's like what do you want me to do?

661
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:20,400
So we were fucking just you know.

662
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:26,400
You know what he did after pissed me off more than what he fucking did before.

663
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,400
We're like hey buddy.

664
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,400
And we get a fucking call.

665
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:32,400
It's just like Bravo unknown medical.

666
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:33,400
Go figure.

667
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:39,400
Every single one of the worst calls I've ever been on was a Bravo unknown medical problem.

668
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:44,400
And like we're at the cross streets of like the deep ghetto like the harshest of harsh

669
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,400
ghettos.

670
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,400
So he.

671
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,400
Him and I pull up and there's no fire department.

672
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:50,400
So like all right.

673
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,400
There's just two people outside.

674
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:53,400
Yeah.

675
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,400
There's two people smoking a cigarette.

676
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,400
That is a keen part of this story.

677
00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:01,400
That is an integral part because once we get a little further you're going to realize that

678
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:05,400
we all almost fucking died multiple times.

679
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:09,400
So I grab the you know the bag and you know leaves like you want to stretch.

680
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:10,400
I'm like fuck it.

681
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:11,400
They can walk.

682
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,400
It's like it's like three o'clock in the morning on Halloween night.

683
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,400
Yeah.

684
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,400
So I forgot it was on Halloween.

685
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,400
I forgot it was on Halloween.

686
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:21,400
Oh my god.

687
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,400
Two and a half months before you left.

688
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:31,400
So we're walking up to the door and this woman's like I heard someone screaming for help.

689
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,400
So I call 9-1-1.

690
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:33,400
No.

691
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:34,400
See the quote.

692
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,400
I quote I heard murder noises.

693
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:37,400
That's right.

694
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:43,400
So Lee goes hey man we should call you know call for PD like we should probably stage.

695
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:44,400
I go nah.

696
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:50,400
So I go to open this front door and he grabs me by the shoulder and says gets real close

697
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:53,400
to me and goes we're calling PD.

698
00:47:53,400 --> 00:48:00,400
I said for what like it's I'm like I can smell blood through the door and then he turns on

699
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:05,400
his flashlight and from top to bottom is just saturated through with blood.

700
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,400
So I look at him I was like yeah we should call PD.

701
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:09,400
So we shining.

702
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:10,400
Yeah.

703
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,400
Yeah.

704
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:17,400
So we turn right back around and we don't move the ambulance the big fucking target.

705
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,400
Yeah.

706
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,400
We just go and stand behind it.

707
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:20,400
Good job guys.

708
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,400
Yeah.

709
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,400
EMT class 101.

710
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:30,400
So we call for PD and every fucking cop in the city.

711
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:31,400
SWAT team too.

712
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:32,400
Yeah.

713
00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:33,400
Like fucking.

714
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,400
They don't come until later but the SWAT team did make an appearance.

715
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,400
And it was the fucking big boys it was the stateys.

716
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:38,400
Yeah.

717
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,400
It wasn't just like the city it was the stateys.

718
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,400
So every single cop and their fucking mother comes out.

719
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:47,400
I mean like fucking screaming down the road like they're asking if we're OK blah blah

720
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:48,400
blah.

721
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,400
So they go to you know they force entry into this house.

722
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:54,400
And again perfect scene safety BSI management.

723
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:59,400
Lee and I walk right into the fucking house right behind them.

724
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:05,400
So me and Lee are standing in this living room and it looks like someone slaughtered

725
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:06,400
a fucking pig.

726
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:07,400
Oh it is.

727
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,400
There's so much blood it's ridiculous.

728
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:14,400
And I look at Lee and we so the agency we worked at we had to wear the respirators the

729
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,400
you know.

730
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:16,400
Yeah.

731
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,400
Here's masks.

732
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,400
So I go.

733
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:22,400
Lee do you smell gas.

734
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,400
There you go.

735
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:29,400
So we both take our masks off and go.

736
00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,400
They go big old fucking snifferooney and it's definitely gas.

737
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:38,400
And after he says yeah it's gas him and I at the same time look to our right and there's

738
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:45,400
a fucking the in wall space heaters ripped out thrown across the fucking floor and the

739
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:51,400
and the fucking natural gas pipe is on and just spewing natural gas into this apartment.

740
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:58,400
So the biggest cop in the entire city this dude is like six five two hundred and seventy

741
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:02,400
pounds of pure muscle fucking pure dark chocolate motherfucker.

742
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:04,400
My man love the man.

743
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,400
He's the best.

744
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:06,400
Love him.

745
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:08,400
I hear him go oh fuck.

746
00:50:08,400 --> 00:50:12,400
Yeah he goes oh fucking my good God.

747
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:17,400
And then him both look at each other be like if he's scared we should be scared.

748
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:22,400
And he goes we need to get out of the fuck out of here right now.

749
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:28,400
So Lee goes looks at me and he goes go out and grab a backboard and grab the stretcher.

750
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,400
So I said OK.

751
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,400
So so he's going out and doing that shit.

752
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:39,400
And I just see my man fucking dark chocolate ebony.

753
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:47,400
Fucking man lift up this fucking I didn't see it yet but lift up whatever the fucking

754
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:55,400
appeared to be a sack of potatoes with arms and legs lifted this fucker up and came outside

755
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,400
and just dropped it on the fucking porch.

756
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:02,400
And I looked down and I go oh no.

757
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:08,400
Oh I look down this person was stabbed like 60 plus times.

758
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:09,400
Oh yeah.

759
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,400
With a knife hanging out of her fucking face.

760
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,400
Yup.

761
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,400
Went through from the back of her head out of her mouth.

762
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,400
So I finally get you know I got the fucking backboard.

763
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,400
I got the fuck I got everything.

764
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,400
And Lee goes watch your step.

765
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:29,400
And I look down I go oh mind you this is like his second week on the job.

766
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,400
No I was there for a lot longer.

767
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,400
Yeah.

768
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,400
I was in medic school at the time.

769
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,400
Oh you were right.

770
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:35,400
And then I just started.

771
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:40,400
I don't want I don't know if I want to do this anymore.

772
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:42,400
So I like now buddy.

773
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:45,400
I'm like all right.

774
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,400
And I'm like I checked for a pulse.

775
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:48,400
Yeah.

776
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,400
And he looks at me he's like I don't feel a pulse.

777
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:55,400
And then I look at him I said obviously you don't have a pulse.

778
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:59,400
So then fucking the cop goes do something man.

779
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,400
Fucking do something.

780
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,400
And I'm like what do you want me to do.

781
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:06,400
I was so tend to just go.

782
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,400
It's like it did something.

783
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,400
She's dead.

784
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,400
Call the coroner and maybe a priest.

785
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:11,400
I don't know.

786
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:14,400
So mind you it's been like a good five minutes at this point.

787
00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:16,400
The fire department is nowhere to be found.

788
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:19,400
Nowhere like straight up fucking missing.

789
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:24,400
So I'm fucking looking for an airway and I'm like yeah we're not getting anything.

790
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:26,400
We're not we're not getting shit on that.

791
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:30,400
Fucking I told him to do compressions because he was like what do I do.

792
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,400
I'm like do compressions.

793
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,400
He's like I could do that.

794
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,400
I could do that.

795
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:38,400
Two and a half hours later I'm still fucking doing compressions in the hospital.

796
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,400
And I'm doing fucking the airway.

797
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:48,400
But every time every time I was putting air into it was spurting blood into his face.

798
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:51,400
There is a giant hole in the side of her cheek that we didn't realize.

799
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:55,400
And every time every time he squeezed the bag.

800
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,400
Just as blood would go right in his face.

801
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:02,400
And I'm sitting there like.

802
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:05,400
So the fire department finally shows up.

803
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,400
Along with the rest of the Calvary.

804
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:08,400
Yeah.

805
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:12,400
Like the entire state of New York's fucking police department was there.

806
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:20,400
And then one of the captains looks at us and he goes why the fuck didn't you tell us there was CPR in progress.

807
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,400
I'm like we did.

808
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:32,400
And I told them multiple times traumatic cardiac arrest sent at one point I just said send help please.

809
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:37,400
And they they acknowledged me like their dispatcher acknowledged me.

810
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:44,400
So we're sitting there we're working her you know they you know they put an IV in they give her meds you know put her up to the monitor.

811
00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:49,400
That did absolutely what you expect which is nothing.

812
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:54,400
So we're all sitting there and we're like all right like you gave it the horse and pony show.

813
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,400
We tried.

814
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,400
We'll call Doc we'll secure it.

815
00:53:58,400 --> 00:53:59,400
Bim bam boom.

816
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:00,400
No big deal.

817
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,400
Then the big bad boys.

818
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:05,400
The rescue squad shows up.

819
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:08,400
And they look at us and say we're going to transport them.

820
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,400
And every single person on the.

821
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:15,400
I am still doing compressions and I turn around and I go what.

822
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:17,400
What.

823
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:20,400
She's in a transportable rhythm.

824
00:54:20,400 --> 00:54:22,400
No she's not.

825
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:27,400
So I we all said no no she's not.

826
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:29,400
And they're like well we might want to.

827
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:35,400
And then as he's about to finish his sentence we hear gunshots from the neighbors.

828
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:41,400
Because now there's a whole crowd and everyone's screaming everyone sees what's going on.

829
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:46,400
So then I look at him and I go yeah let's get the fuck out of here.

830
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:51,400
So we put her on the stretcher bring her to the hospital and obviously she is dead.

831
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:53,400
Dead.

832
00:54:53,400 --> 00:55:02,400
And we had the wonderful fire department dispatchers had notified Albany Albany Med of what was coming in.

833
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:06,400
Now we gave them the entire rundown.

834
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:11,400
You know X year old female stabbed multiple times cardiac arrest CPR in progress.

835
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:15,400
Knife still sticking out of the back of her fucking head.

836
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:19,400
And the report the hospital got was.

837
00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:21,400
Stab victim.

838
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:23,400
She's been stabbed.

839
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,400
They're about five minutes away.

840
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,400
Goodbye.

841
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:33,400
So they had no idea what the fuck was coming in and they see me from fucking clavicles down to my nuts.

842
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:38,400
Covered in this woman's blood there's blood running down my face in my hair.

843
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:42,400
I am the only one who has blood on them by the way I don't know how the fuck that happened.

844
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,400
I am great at dodging.

845
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:53,400
I'm sitting there I'm thinking to myself I look at one of the firemen in the back of the ambulance while Lee's driving I go I really hope she doesn't have AIDS.

846
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:58,400
It's too late now because halfway through my gloves ripped.

847
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:04,400
So I'm doing like fucking bare nuts CPR with my bare hands.

848
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:08,400
So we get her to Albany Med and they all start freaking out obviously.

849
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:13,400
So then this registration woman looks at me and says what's her name.

850
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,400
I don't know.

851
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:19,400
And then she says well I can't give you a room until I get a name.

852
00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:26,400
So I said you're not going to have any teeth left if you don't give me a room.

853
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,400
Actual quote and we can attest to this.

854
00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:30,400
Yeah.

855
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:36,400
As I'm standing on the fucking like arm of the stretcher like the wheels fucking still doing pushy pushy.

856
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:40,400
Still getting showered in blood and blood clots.

857
00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:48,400
And I looked at her and I go and then I'm going to drag your ass outside and we're both going to kick your ass.

858
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,400
And they're like OK you can go to a one.

859
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:57,400
So we give the report we hop down like I hop down off the stretcher we move her over.

860
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:03,400
They do maybe three compressions and then the doctor's like why the fuck did you bring this.

861
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:06,400
So then we explain that before.

862
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,400
Yeah.

863
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:21,400
Then we explain the level of chaos on scene and they're like OK understandable like you guys had no option.

864
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:22,400
Yeah.

865
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:27,400
So I'm still covered in blood.

866
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:45,400
So Lee hands me a giant trash bag and pokes two holes in the bottom for my legs and has me put the trash bag on my uniform and I sit in the ambulance like a fucking toddler on time out.

867
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:49,400
So we get back to the building and we I throw my clothes in the wash.

868
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,400
I ended up just burning my button up.

869
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,400
I just put my jacket on.

870
00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,400
But I don't I didn't have a spare uniform.

871
00:57:56,400 --> 00:58:01,400
So I was looking through people's lockers just in case we got sent somewhere.

872
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:05,400
I was a pretty big guy when I worked at Mohawk at the time.

873
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:10,400
Yeah I was easily like 230 pounds.

874
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:15,400
I found the uniform pants of a gentleman who weighed 120 pounds.

875
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:16,400
Ah.

876
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,400
Beepers Jake. Yeah it was Beepers.

877
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,400
So I'm wearing Beepers pants.

878
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:30,400
And JJ Malone's jacket so I look like a fucking absolute tool bag.

879
00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:37,400
So Ali Mack calls the building and says hey you good.

880
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:39,400
I got a transport for you.

881
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:47,400
So Lee is the one who answered and he goes we're not taking it and slams the phone down.

882
00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,400
Understandably so.

883
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:52,400
So then he calls back.

884
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,400
This time I answer it.

885
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,400
Station five Saunders.

886
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:02,400
Hey I don't know why you guys are giving me so much attitude.

887
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:10,400
And for that I listen to the recording that all you hear is.

888
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:17,400
Ali Mack you have five seconds to hang up this phone before I make you deaf in your one good ear.

889
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:21,400
And he always says well there's a transport.

890
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:24,400
And I said fuck your transport.

891
00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:27,400
We almost died.

892
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:30,400
So he's like well what happened.

893
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:34,400
So I tell him and he goes.

894
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:38,400
Oh well I still have a transport for you to do.

895
00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:40,400
To take someone home.

896
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:44,400
I don't know what you want me to do about this fucking transport.

897
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:45,400
So I go.

898
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:46,400
That's cool.

899
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,400
His house is still going to be there tomorrow morning.

900
00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:51,400
And I hang up the phone.

901
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:54,400
He's like then he calls me on my personal.

902
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:56,400
He's like you guys need a break for a little bit.

903
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:58,400
I'm like yes.

904
00:59:58,400 --> 01:00:06,400
Meanwhile I'm sit I'm afraid to sit down and beep his pants because my balls are going to pop out the middle seam.

905
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,400
So I go beep.

906
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,400
I go.

907
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,400
Yeah yeah we're going to need a couple minutes.

908
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,400
He just goes OK.

909
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,400
I still got that.

910
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:17,400
He still keeps telling us.

911
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:22,400
He texted me he's like just don't forget about the transport.

912
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:25,400
So we calm ourselves down a little bit.

913
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:29,400
There was blood on the roof like on the ceiling of the ambulance.

914
01:00:29,400 --> 01:00:37,400
And I still remember we had put that was the night we had fucking stinky McGee who like rolled around and like dog shit.

915
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,400
And like you know just smelled horrible.

916
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:55,400
So we put like eight or nine of those fucking the sniff tree fucking air fresheners and they were still hanging under the fucking the fireman gets in the rig and he goes why does it smell so nice in here.

917
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,400
And I go courtesy of my dog ambulance.

918
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,400
Now let's go.

919
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,400
So we did that shit.

920
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,400
We can we calm down a little bit.

921
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:09,400
We have our like fucking like big supervisors come over and be like are you guys OK.

922
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:12,400
No he's all at first they go are you OK.

923
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:20,400
And then he looks at me and goes I just want you to know I you left the fire portable on scene.

924
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:26,400
I said he didn't even bother fucking wiping it down.

925
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:31,400
He just goes here and just hands it on over to us.

926
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:34,400
It is like dripping.

927
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:35,400
Yes.

928
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:40,400
So we're sitting there we're talking and then another crew comes over.

929
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:51,400
So apparently her son was the one who stabbed her and his plan was going to be to fucking boom make a fatal funnel.

930
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:56,400
Well when that didn't work when he heard us say let's call for PD.

931
01:01:56,400 --> 01:02:02,400
He ripped the fucking natural gas heater off the wall.

932
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:13,400
Jumped out the back window and was going to blow the entire apartment fucking sky high with us inside with everybody standing on the porch.

933
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,400
So also he had a knife.

934
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:17,400
Yeah he was like multiple knives.

935
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,400
He was waiting for us to come in to stab Saunders.

936
01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:21,400
Yes.

937
01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,400
So yeah.

938
01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:24,400
Wow.

939
01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:34,400
So apparently so the reason they found out he was hiding in the bushes is because they you know they released the canine and the canine bit him on the foot.

940
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:42,400
Like he got a couple scratches and he was adamantly requested to be evaluated at the hospital.

941
01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:48,400
The same hospital that his mother was transported to.

942
01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:52,400
So the other crew is like oh well we heard what happened.

943
01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:59,400
And I was and I'm sitting there and I'm looking at me I'm like why am I so sweaty.

944
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,400
I'm still covered in this woman's blood.

945
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:08,400
No one thought to tell me I didn't get it all.

946
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:12,400
So I look at Lee I said I'm going to go take a shower.

947
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,400
As I'm getting ready to step into the shower.

948
01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,400
Alley Mac calls me again.

949
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:19,400
Hey buddy.

950
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,400
How you doing.

951
01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:27,400
Well I'm going to go take a shower because I'm still covered in this woman's blood.

952
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:28,400
Okay.

953
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:32,400
Well that transport is like they're really calling to get it out.

954
01:03:32,400 --> 01:03:34,400
So I lose my mind.

955
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:46,400
He sees me open the door to the bathroom like I'm in my boxers and I take my phone and I just huck it as hard as I can outside slam the bathroom door closed.

956
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,400
And I don't come out for like 30 minutes.

957
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:58,400
So I look at him and I say hey I think we should take this transport before Alley Mac has a fucking come apart.

958
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:01,400
So we finally go and take this transport.

959
01:04:01,400 --> 01:04:09,400
Now mind you this man lives about what would you say 45 minutes away 45 minutes away from the hospital.

960
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:10,400
This is the best part.

961
01:04:10,400 --> 01:04:14,400
We get 15 minutes from his house.

962
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:16,400
I'm driving.

963
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:27,400
And Alley Mac calls me and says the hospital forgot to give you his stuff including his house keys.

964
01:04:27,400 --> 01:04:43,400
So I look at Lee I say hold on and I pulled a fucking like 90 mile an hour you turn the lights and sirens on and drive as fast as I can to back to the hospital.

965
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:53,400
Grab his stuff and proceed to go priority one all the way to this man's house just to find out he doesn't have a lock on his front door.

966
01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:54,400
He's like you got to just Jimmy it.

967
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:57,400
He goes Jimmy it a certain way.

968
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:58,400
Yeah.

969
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:05,400
He hands Lee a fucking screwdriver and says Jimmy it open.

970
01:05:05,400 --> 01:05:06,400
So we did.

971
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:13,400
So the whole house key thing that Alley Mac sent us back to the hospital for was useless.

972
01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:15,400
Shout out Alley Mac.

973
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:21,400
Fuck you Alley Mac you fucking bitch.

974
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:23,400
And that was that was that night.

975
01:05:23,400 --> 01:05:25,400
Halloween night.

976
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:26,400
That's a great story.

977
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:27,400
Glad you guys made it out alive.

978
01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:29,400
Be on the podcast.

979
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,400
Yeah.

980
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:38,400
That guy's lucky that guy's lucky that he left because I would have done some shit.

981
01:05:38,400 --> 01:05:40,400
Yeah.

982
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:42,400
I can see the Max reaction already.

983
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,400
What the fuck.

984
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:49,400
I didn't even do I had a transport pending I had to get out.

985
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:53,400
The war story fucking happened today.

986
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:56,400
That was that was one of the best ones that we got.

987
01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:57,400
Yeah.

988
01:05:57,400 --> 01:06:00,400
There was also me and you did another one.

989
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:06,400
It wasn't as bad but we did the five to all of us actually we had a five person shooting.

990
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:07,400
Yeah.

991
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:10,400
And fucking the high velocity tit piercing was yeah.

992
01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:11,400
Yeah.

993
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:15,400
And then you guys got the pregnant woman who was in arrest and like you have to save her

994
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:22,400
and the baby and apparently Alley Mac just says the baby baby in the clump of cells.

995
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:24,400
Not a baby.

996
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:28,400
It's actually a fetus bro.

997
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:30,400
He has a point.

998
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,400
Oh my God.

999
01:06:31,400 --> 01:06:32,400
That was dude.

1000
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:38,400
There is that was such a fucking mess dude like that fucking the second biggest cop in

1001
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:39,400
all of the city.

1002
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:40,400
Oh yeah.

1003
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:48,400
Russian dude literally named after the Russian boxer fucking gets up and he's holding an

1004
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:51,400
assault rifle and he looks like he can bend it.

1005
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:52,400
Yeah.

1006
01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:59,400
This man is holding it fucking you know limp arm down by his side with a cigarette in his

1007
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:01,400
mouth and someone yelled at him.

1008
01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,400
You have to do something.

1009
01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:11,400
And this man no joke picked the gun up railed it and then pointed it at them and said back

1010
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:19,400
up in a very heavy Russian American accent that I can't even fucking buckle.

1011
01:07:19,400 --> 01:07:20,400
Yeah.

1012
01:07:20,400 --> 01:07:22,400
But like deeper.

1013
01:07:22,400 --> 01:07:31,400
So we've done some fucking shit like every time me and him work together it was the worst

1014
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,400
thing ever to happen.

1015
01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:34,400
It was awesome.

1016
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,400
I loved it.

1017
01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:36,400
All right.

1018
01:07:36,400 --> 01:07:37,400
We'll take a break.

1019
01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:38,400
I'm title podcast.

1020
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,400
Oh my God.

1021
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:40,400
And hopefully Dan shows up.

1022
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:41,400
He probably won't.

1023
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,400
We'll be back.

1024
01:07:42,400 --> 01:07:43,400
Dude that's so fucked up.

1025
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:50,400
Welcome back to our podcast.

1026
01:07:50,400 --> 01:07:57,400
Yo what up.

1027
01:07:57,400 --> 01:08:00,400
Welcome.

1028
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:16,400
So the poppy poppy song and this part is real good.

1029
01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:19,400
I like it.

1030
01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:21,400
Yeah it's good.

1031
01:08:21,400 --> 01:08:22,400
So these are strong.

1032
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:25,400
You said stronger than the other ones that we had.

1033
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:27,400
They're not as strong as this.

1034
01:08:27,400 --> 01:08:28,400
I'm worried.

1035
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:31,400
I'm going to take a step back from this mic stand.

1036
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:34,400
I'm actually like for some reason I'm like this made me anxious.

1037
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:35,400
Let me see this.

1038
01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:39,400
Let me see this container.

1039
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:46,400
Atomic rhino smelling salts proud to present our smelling salt ampules 40 pack ampules.

1040
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:49,400
Is that what these are called?

1041
01:08:49,400 --> 01:08:50,400
Yeah.

1042
01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,400
Yeah.

1043
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,400
Crack them.

1044
01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:55,400
How did you look that up on the interwebs.

1045
01:08:55,400 --> 01:08:57,400
What was it on Amazon.

1046
01:08:57,400 --> 01:08:58,400
Yeah.

1047
01:08:58,400 --> 01:08:59,400
They're on Amazon.

1048
01:08:59,400 --> 01:09:01,400
Can you send me the link to that.

1049
01:09:01,400 --> 01:09:02,400
I need some for work.

1050
01:09:02,400 --> 01:09:03,400
Yeah.

1051
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:04,400
Just look up atomic rhino.

1052
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,400
Oh shit.

1053
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:10,400
He put that right up to his nose.

1054
01:09:10,400 --> 01:09:14,400
It's bad but it's not as bad as this right here.

1055
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,400
Crack that.

1056
01:09:15,400 --> 01:09:16,400
Yeah.

1057
01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:19,400
You did not react at all to that.

1058
01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:22,400
Is it still bad.

1059
01:09:22,400 --> 01:09:23,400
Oh yeah.

1060
01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:24,400
Let me see.

1061
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:28,400
These things aren't that strong.

1062
01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:29,400
They're just like the other.

1063
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:32,400
They'll get you going but they're not like.

1064
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:35,400
Give me that.

1065
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,400
Oh yeah.

1066
01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:40,400
Fuck.

1067
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:48,400
It's like you just want it out.

1068
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:50,400
Oh fuck.

1069
01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:51,400
Wow.

1070
01:09:51,400 --> 01:09:53,400
The air around me.

1071
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:54,400
I just I can see it.

1072
01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:55,400
I can see it.

1073
01:09:55,400 --> 01:10:00,400
I can see colors in the lights man.

1074
01:10:00,400 --> 01:10:01,400
Wow.

1075
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:02,400
Wow.

1076
01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:03,400
Wow.

1077
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:04,400
So.

1078
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:09,400
Well Saunders had to go home because he had to go to work in the morning.

1079
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:12,400
So he said he might be he would be back next week though.

1080
01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:14,400
So you guys enjoyed him.

1081
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,400
Let us know.

1082
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:19,400
Email us at our email if you would like more guests like him.

1083
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:21,400
What's our email again.

1084
01:10:21,400 --> 01:10:24,400
Title podcast 73 email dot com.

1085
01:10:24,400 --> 01:10:29,400
Dude email us give us suggestions anything man like we are for it.

1086
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:31,400
We are all for it baby.

1087
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:32,400
Give us some suggestions.

1088
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,400
We'll talk about anything.

1089
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:35,400
You want us to talk about fucking Jesus.

1090
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:37,400
We'll talk about Jesus.

1091
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,400
Let's talk about communism.

1092
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:39,400
We'll talk about communism.

1093
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:41,400
Let's talk about Mohammed.

1094
01:10:41,400 --> 01:10:44,400
We'll talk about Mohammed and how much I hate him.

1095
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:46,400
Well bro you can't say that.

1096
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:47,400
Yes I can.

1097
01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:48,400
That's hate speech.

1098
01:10:48,400 --> 01:10:51,400
Hey my ancestors fought in the Crusades.

1099
01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:56,400
You think your religion is like the best and you like hate other religions.

1100
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:57,400
I don't hate other religions.

1101
01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:58,400
I just know that they're wrong.

1102
01:10:58,400 --> 01:10:59,400
OK.

1103
01:10:59,400 --> 01:11:03,400
So what's up with this shooting that was in Texas this week.

1104
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:05,400
There's a shooting in Texas this week.

1105
01:11:05,400 --> 01:11:06,400
Oh yeah.

1106
01:11:06,400 --> 01:11:13,400
I've been I've been kind of you know often in my own world for the last nine people died and Joe Biden was like we got a bad.

1107
01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:17,400
So we got ice cream ice cream.

1108
01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:18,400
I got ice cream.

1109
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:22,400
I'm not joking.

1110
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,400
Oh Dan's here by the way.

1111
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:25,400
Yeah.

1112
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:26,400
What up Dan.

1113
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:27,400
What up Dan.

1114
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:28,400
Nothing much.

1115
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,400
Ali Mac flaked again.

1116
01:11:29,400 --> 01:11:30,400
Oh wow.

1117
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:33,400
Surprising.

1118
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:38,400
There's a shooting in Texas and there's actually two shootings in Texas.

1119
01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:42,400
There's one before that by like a Mexican immigrant.

1120
01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:44,400
Did they talk about that one.

1121
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:45,400
Yeah.

1122
01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:47,400
Yeah.

1123
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:50,400
Oh not to cut you off on the sorry but I'll forget.

1124
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:57,400
Did you see that they're trying to release the trans shooter manifesto but there's a whole bunch of people that are saying that they shouldn't.

1125
01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,400
Why they absolutely should.

1126
01:11:59,400 --> 01:12:00,400
Yeah.

1127
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:07,400
Like I want to I want to read what's in there but I think I really think that the feds are going to like fucking censor the fuck out of it.

1128
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:12,400
Like it's not going to be the true manifesto you know it might be redacted.

1129
01:12:12,400 --> 01:12:25,400
Yeah but like there's there's definitely some shit in there that like there's there's some shady shit going down the redacted podcast the broken heroes podcast.

1130
01:12:25,400 --> 01:12:29,400
Is that a name redacted heroes redacted podcast.

1131
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:30,400
There's a couple of them.

1132
01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:34,400
I don't know if broken heroes is one there's a couple of them.

1133
01:12:34,400 --> 01:12:37,400
You already looked that one on yeah but broken heroes.

1134
01:12:37,400 --> 01:12:38,400
I didn't look at that.

1135
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:40,400
That's what you said to broken heroes.

1136
01:12:40,400 --> 01:12:41,400
Wait, wait, wait.

1137
01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:42,400
I like that.

1138
01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:43,400
What does that mean.

1139
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:48,400
It means that we're broken and that we're heroes.

1140
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:49,400
I don't know.

1141
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:50,400
I don't know.

1142
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:52,400
The heroes work here.

1143
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,400
The heroes work here.

1144
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,400
That's exactly why broken heroes bro.

1145
01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:02,400
Something something underground something meth underground.

1146
01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:08,400
It's like off the spectrum right off the spectrum not on the spectrum.

1147
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:11,400
This is this the stuff we cover is off the August underground.

1148
01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:14,400
You ever see the movie here the movie August underground.

1149
01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:15,400
Yeah.

1150
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:22,400
It's like this like really fucked up horror movie that is shot and makes it look like it's shot on like a home video camera.

1151
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:23,400
So like Blair Witch.

1152
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,400
Yeah but it's about these like serial killers.

1153
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:32,400
There's like a guy and a lady that go around just murdering people and they just like show the full thing but it's super fucked up.

1154
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:35,400
But it's like one of the most disturbing movies.

1155
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:41,400
This sounds awesome. Did you ever see the fuck's that movie.

1156
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:43,400
Candle Holocaust.

1157
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:46,400
Yeah I'm not big into horror movies dude.

1158
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:55,400
Really I'm more into like like like horror audio books like I'm really big in the horror audio books like I listen to horror audio books to go to sleep.

1159
01:13:55,400 --> 01:14:12,400
It's like I would say audio books but like like you know online scary stories things like from like Reddit and like 4chan and shit like I just like I just like hearing that like going to sleep and shit like a candle Holocaust was fucked up because they actually like murdered the animals in the movie.

1160
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:13,400
Yeah they did.

1161
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:15,400
Also in the actually did it.

1162
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:19,400
Yeah they actually killed animals and shit like a turtle like a giant tortoise and they cut its head off.

1163
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:21,400
And they can make the movie.

1164
01:14:21,400 --> 01:14:26,400
No no they had tribals like they had tribals that were that ate it afterwards.

1165
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:29,400
But like like in the movie for the movie.

1166
01:14:29,400 --> 01:14:31,400
Yeah. Oh but that they didn't like waste it.

1167
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,400
No kill it for fun.

1168
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:36,400
Oh they did kill it like just a movie.

1169
01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:40,400
I mean it's the same thing with with Apocalypse Now you ever see that.

1170
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:50,400
No fantastic movie like it's like it's it does a really great deep dive into the like surreal and fucked up nature of Vietnam.

1171
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:51,400
Really good movie.

1172
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:52,400
Charlie Sheen's in it.

1173
01:14:52,400 --> 01:14:55,400
Not Charlie Sheen Martin Sheen his dad.

1174
01:14:55,400 --> 01:14:56,400
Really good.

1175
01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:59,400
Like he did a fantastic job at it like.

1176
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:00,400
I've heard of it.

1177
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:01,400
Really good movie.

1178
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:09,400
But at the end when he's at like the like the the main like like antagonists like camp he's with like a bunch of like Vietnamese tribals.

1179
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:15,400
And like in the movie they cut the head off of a fucking ox like just actually cut it off.

1180
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:16,400
Yeah like on camera.

1181
01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:17,400
Holy shit.

1182
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:18,400
Yeah.

1183
01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:21,400
There's actually a iceberg like you know the conspiracy theory.

1184
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:23,400
Yeah the most disturbing movie.

1185
01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:26,400
Yeah I read that fucking Windigoon.

1186
01:15:26,400 --> 01:15:28,400
If you guys if you guys haven't checked Windigoon.

1187
01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:38,400
Windigoon fantastic show fantastic YouTuber like fucking phenomenal does shit ton of good research does it in a really like fun way like like talks about it.

1188
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:41,400
He had a whole but he has the whole conspiracy theory.

1189
01:15:41,400 --> 01:15:47,400
You know the conspiracy theory iceberg that like I get into sometimes he did it from fucking the top to the bottom.

1190
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:55,400
He made fucking like a like in total it's like 15 hours worth of content that he did from top to bottom on that.

1191
01:15:55,400 --> 01:15:58,400
But like just on the conspiracy theory iceberg.

1192
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:01,400
Yeah he did every single entry in the iceberg.

1193
01:16:01,400 --> 01:16:05,400
He talked about it's fucking insane but fucking fantastic.

1194
01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:08,400
If you guys are listening and you guys haven't seen Windigoon.

1195
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:12,400
I know he's got like you know three million subscribers now and we're just you know this.

1196
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,400
But if you haven't checked check him out he's fucking awesome.

1197
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,400
Is anybody out there.

1198
01:16:17,400 --> 01:16:20,400
Can anybody hear me.

1199
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:22,400
Do we have listeners.

1200
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:23,400
We do.

1201
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:25,400
I don't know your girlfriend listens right.

1202
01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:27,400
Yeah she listens with me though.

1203
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:29,400
That's a listener.

1204
01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:32,400
How many views do we have can you check that.

1205
01:16:32,400 --> 01:16:34,400
She would never on her own go and look it up.

1206
01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:35,400
Around 1250.

1207
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:38,400
1250 that's still a lot of people listening like.

1208
01:16:38,400 --> 01:16:41,400
How many of those people like clicked out of by accident.

1209
01:16:41,400 --> 01:16:43,400
How many of those people are us I don't know.

1210
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:46,400
How much do you have to listen to to actually get a full play.

1211
01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:47,400
I don't know.

1212
01:16:47,400 --> 01:16:48,400
That's actually interesting.

1213
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,400
Let that out.

1214
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:50,400
Hey Jamie can you look that up for.

1215
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:52,400
I think you just have to click on it.

1216
01:16:52,400 --> 01:16:53,400
Does it.

1217
01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,400
Yeah.

1218
01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:58,400
And you said there's a shit ton of people like fucking Denmark or some shit that watched

1219
01:16:58,400 --> 01:16:59,400
this.

1220
01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:02,400
Oh shout out Sweden no Belgium.

1221
01:17:02,400 --> 01:17:03,400
Belgium.

1222
01:17:03,400 --> 01:17:04,400
Belgium.

1223
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:06,400
You guys love us.

1224
01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:07,400
Thank you.

1225
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:08,400
Much love.

1226
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:09,400
Much love from the states to Belgium.

1227
01:17:09,400 --> 01:17:16,400
Oh yeah you know a movie is like actually like disturbed me like mentally was hereditary.

1228
01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:17,400
I did it wasn't.

1229
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:25,400
But like it wasn't like super fucked up like gross but like mentally psychologically disturbing.

1230
01:17:25,400 --> 01:17:29,400
There was a movie that actually oh fucking all quiet on the Western Front just made me

1231
01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:31,400
feel fucking sad for a week.

1232
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:32,400
Especially when.

1233
01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:36,400
OK because there's a scene and I don't think you've seen that movie hereditary.

1234
01:17:36,400 --> 01:17:41,400
There's a scene where like there's like a brother and sister or his little sister and

1235
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:46,400
the girl has like a little allergic to reaction because she went to a party with them and

1236
01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:47,400
they eat the brownies.

1237
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:51,840
So he's like driving her to the hospital and she's like hanging her head out the window

1238
01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:52,840
for air.

1239
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:53,840
Right.

1240
01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:56,640
And he's like high out of his mind because he was at this party and he like 16 years

1241
01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:01,080
old and he swears into a telephone pole and her head pops off.

1242
01:18:01,080 --> 01:18:02,080
Yeah.

1243
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,080
Cleans it.

1244
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:08,000
And it's like shows her head for like 30 seconds like with the flies on it and shit.

1245
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:09,480
Jesus Christ.

1246
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:12,480
Dude that would that would fuck up your day.

1247
01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:13,480
Yeah.

1248
01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:14,480
Yeah.

1249
01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:18,240
And then he just like he just like drives home with her body in the fucking backseat

1250
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:21,240
and goes to bed.

1251
01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:24,680
So he was high on something other than like just weed.

1252
01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:26,680
He would probably have a lot of things.

1253
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:27,680
Yeah.

1254
01:18:27,680 --> 01:18:28,680
Jesus Christ.

1255
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:35,080
The fuck was there's fucking one movie that I saw that was like fucking brutal.

1256
01:18:35,080 --> 01:18:39,360
And then the movie is about like how like the mother is trying to bring back the spirit

1257
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:43,960
of her her daughter like the sister that got killed.

1258
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:47,240
She may like some of the much.

1259
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:48,240
Really.

1260
01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:49,240
Yeah.

1261
01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:54,800
Casey I feel like you'd accidentally summon demons because it's funny and I'd have to

1262
01:18:54,800 --> 01:18:55,800
fight them.

1263
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:59,480
Let's do a pentagram right here and see what we can come up with.

1264
01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:00,480
I'd leave.

1265
01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:01,480
Would you?

1266
01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:02,480
Yeah.

1267
01:19:02,480 --> 01:19:03,480
I don't fuck with that shit.

1268
01:19:03,480 --> 01:19:04,480
I don't even know how to do that.

1269
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:05,480
You did before though.

1270
01:19:05,480 --> 01:19:06,480
He doesn't fuck with Ouija boards.

1271
01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:07,480
We should do that.

1272
01:19:07,480 --> 01:19:12,600
No dude I used to fuck with that shit and really fucked up my life a lot.

1273
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:15,680
Like unironically like that shit can fuck up your life.

1274
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:16,680
Really.

1275
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:17,680
Yeah.

1276
01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:18,680
Sure.

1277
01:19:18,680 --> 01:19:19,680
Was that just the coincidence or?

1278
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:23,440
No my dad literally thinks he's paralyzed because of the Ouija board that he used in

1279
01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:24,440
the cemetery.

1280
01:19:24,440 --> 01:19:25,440
What?

1281
01:19:25,440 --> 01:19:30,680
Because it said and also this is this is God's honest truth my dad my cousin and my other

1282
01:19:30,680 --> 01:19:35,640
cousin were using the Ouija board in the cemetery and it gave the the days that they were going

1283
01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:41,720
to die and my cousin who did die she died on the exact day that the Ouija board said.

1284
01:19:41,720 --> 01:19:42,720
Stop.

1285
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:44,320
What about the other days are they still coming up?

1286
01:19:44,320 --> 01:19:46,160
They're still coming up and then for my dad.

1287
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:47,160
Jesus.

1288
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:51,200
My dad it did the day of his accident as one of them and then it said no and they gave

1289
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:56,860
him a day in like November of like 2005 and it said no and it went to like some other

1290
01:19:56,860 --> 01:20:02,640
date in like 2017 and it said no and then it just started doing like weird shit and

1291
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:07,960
it just went to I don't know and he's just like that's fucking weird but like the day

1292
01:20:07,960 --> 01:20:12,600
of his accident where he got paralyzed was one of the days on that on the thing told

1293
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:13,600
him.

1294
01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:14,600
Really?

1295
01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:18,880
Yeah and like my my other cousin called my dad the day that my my other cousin died and

1296
01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:22,560
he is like you remember the date that it said and he's like yeah.

1297
01:20:22,560 --> 01:20:25,760
That doesn't mean it caused the accident though.

1298
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:30,000
But he still thinks that like if he didn't fuck with that my cousin would still be alive

1299
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,040
and he'd be like not paralyzed.

1300
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:33,040
Wow.

1301
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:35,560
Maybe he just knew the dates of their deaths.

1302
01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:43,600
I think I definitely told this story before but like this this just made me believe that

1303
01:20:43,600 --> 01:20:48,240
there's definitely something out there right like something going on.

1304
01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:49,240
Yeah.

1305
01:20:49,240 --> 01:20:52,520
Right spiritually because I was telling you this story about how I went to my grandfather's

1306
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:59,400
grave right on my motorcycle and out of the hundreds of graves I walked right up to his

1307
01:20:59,400 --> 01:21:02,600
it was the first one and I'd never been to that cemetery.

1308
01:21:02,600 --> 01:21:05,320
I just knew that he was buried there somewhere.

1309
01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:10,960
So it's like you know one the chances of the gates being open to the cemetery because this

1310
01:21:10,960 --> 01:21:15,120
one it was never opened right like the gate was always shut so it just happened to be

1311
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:20,640
open and I was riding by my motorcycle and I'm like oh let me just check it out because

1312
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:25,880
I know like my my grandfather and my my aunt are buried up there.

1313
01:21:25,880 --> 01:21:31,200
So I just stopped my motorcycle somewhere and just walked up to one and it was the first

1314
01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:32,200
one I walked up to.

1315
01:21:32,200 --> 01:21:33,200
Wow.

1316
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:37,040
So it's like you know what what are the chances of that.

1317
01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:43,600
You know it's like well if you count the graves I don't know one in 250.

1318
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:48,200
Yeah it's funny I was looking for my grandmother's grave last year in the cemetery I couldn't

1319
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:49,200
find it.

1320
01:21:49,200 --> 01:21:50,200
Oh really.

1321
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:53,760
Which cemetery because you can actually look it up on like the thing and find the plot

1322
01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:56,400
number and like the lot and like the plot number on the lot.

1323
01:21:56,400 --> 01:22:04,360
I did but there's there's still a lot in the plot but there's the one that our friend had

1324
01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:06,320
his funeral.

1325
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:08,600
Okay.

1326
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:10,080
That's the cemetery it's at?

1327
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:11,080
Yeah.

1328
01:22:11,080 --> 01:22:12,080
Really?

1329
01:22:12,080 --> 01:22:13,080
The military cemetery.

1330
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:14,600
Oh no shit.

1331
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:17,720
Your grandma is buried in the military cemetery?

1332
01:22:17,720 --> 01:22:22,480
A spouse of a military personnel can be buried next to him.

1333
01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:33,640
Wow damn dude speaking of military dude do you think I had a dream the other night that

1334
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:38,200
I was on a submarine and it started taking on water.

1335
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:39,520
Oh fuck that.

1336
01:22:39,520 --> 01:22:42,240
Dude that shit is so scary.

1337
01:22:42,240 --> 01:22:44,680
What's the idea of a fucking submarine?

1338
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:45,680
Fucking AIDS.

1339
01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:46,680
Like never mind that.

1340
01:22:46,680 --> 01:22:51,680
Tyler just spill the drink and say fucking AIDS.

1341
01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:54,480
There's nothing wrong with AIDS.

1342
01:22:54,480 --> 01:23:01,240
Just alright so first like the dream started off like there was like a draft right and

1343
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:02,280
that's gonna happen.

1344
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:05,440
I got drafted to go on the fucking submarine.

1345
01:23:05,440 --> 01:23:06,440
That sucks.

1346
01:23:06,440 --> 01:23:09,360
Yeah that's the worst one.

1347
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:14,680
So the guy that was driving it was like alright here we go check it out and he started going

1348
01:23:14,680 --> 01:23:17,840
underwater I'm like this is so fucked up.

1349
01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:21,480
We're underwater right now in this nuclear machine.

1350
01:23:21,480 --> 01:23:25,720
I'm like this is just fucking weird and then it started taking on water.

1351
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:31,760
And I'm like oh god and he goes oh we're too deep we can't just go to the surface right

1352
01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:34,360
and then it started going upside down.

1353
01:23:34,360 --> 01:23:37,040
So it's taking on water and it's spinning upside down.

1354
01:23:37,040 --> 01:23:41,720
What the fuck I see like the bubbles in the water.

1355
01:23:41,720 --> 01:23:45,200
Oh god that was like terrifying.

1356
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:49,200
I had a strange dream the other day too.

1357
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:50,560
I can't even remember mine.

1358
01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:56,000
I had something to do with like the podcast but I don't remember what it was.

1359
01:23:56,000 --> 01:24:00,760
No because I was doing I think I was like at like a store with my girlfriend in the

1360
01:24:00,760 --> 01:24:07,560
dream and I was just walking back and some dude in the fucking mask started chasing us

1361
01:24:07,560 --> 01:24:12,600
down and I'm like fuck and like he had a fucking he had a knife.

1362
01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:17,720
So I got back to my car in a dream and I went under my seat and I pulled out a fucking gun

1363
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:22,240
and I fucking pointed at him and then I woke up.

1364
01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:29,180
And then I woke up and I realized this was actually an EMS call.

1365
01:24:29,180 --> 01:24:33,240
And I said cover your ears and then I was like this and I was about to pull like I like

1366
01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:36,920
my finger was going to pull the trigger and then I woke up.

1367
01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:39,400
Damn dude dreams are so weird.

1368
01:24:39,400 --> 01:24:40,400
Yeah.

1369
01:24:40,400 --> 01:24:48,040
And I also had this dream that this was the same night that.

1370
01:24:48,040 --> 01:24:51,560
By the way I don't have a gun underneath the seat of my car.

1371
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:56,400
There's a bunch of girls that I went to school with like high school with and we were all

1372
01:24:56,400 --> 01:25:02,920
in a bus and those girls are all nurses now and I was in the bus too and I was just ass

1373
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:05,920
naked.

1374
01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:09,200
What does this mean and they're laughing at me but I didn't really care.

1375
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:16,480
I was like whatever.

1376
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:17,800
Dreams are fucking weird.

1377
01:25:17,800 --> 01:25:24,800
I haven't had like a positive dream in a really long time really long.

1378
01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:28,600
I don't think you were supposed to because dreams are like your way of working things

1379
01:25:28,600 --> 01:25:29,600
out.

1380
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:30,600
You have good dreams sometimes.

1381
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:37,480
Good dreams but dreams are supposed to be like preparing for the future kind of thing.

1382
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:43,320
What's the dream with me fucking Haley Atwell from the fucking Avengers has to do with anything

1383
01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:44,320
in the future.

1384
01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:45,320
That's a good dream.

1385
01:25:45,320 --> 01:25:46,320
Oh yeah.

1386
01:25:46,320 --> 01:25:47,320
Oh what the hell.

1387
01:25:47,320 --> 01:25:55,200
Hold on man hold on.

1388
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:58,040
Please please please please.

1389
01:25:58,040 --> 01:26:02,320
Who is that coming out the goddamn pick and roll.

1390
01:26:02,320 --> 01:26:06,080
Oh I don't know what that was.

1391
01:26:06,080 --> 01:26:13,760
I've got a I've got a friend who's 33 and still regularly has wet dreams.

1392
01:26:13,760 --> 01:26:16,760
Is it you?

1393
01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:17,760
No no.

1394
01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:18,760
My buddy.

1395
01:26:18,760 --> 01:26:22,800
But what was the last time you had a wet dream.

1396
01:26:22,800 --> 01:26:24,800
I can't even fucking remember.

1397
01:26:24,800 --> 01:26:29,160
Man I can't remember honestly.

1398
01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:31,800
It was definitely in like high school.

1399
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:32,800
Really yeah.

1400
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:33,800
Geez.

1401
01:26:33,800 --> 01:26:35,080
See that's what I would expect though.

1402
01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:36,640
Yeah like this kid.

1403
01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:37,640
Ninth grade.

1404
01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:40,760
Like I said this kid he's my boy.

1405
01:26:40,760 --> 01:26:46,360
I love him but he's just got some sort of dysfunction there.

1406
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:52,840
He went whenever whenever he actually does have sex it's like over in a second and a

1407
01:26:52,840 --> 01:26:53,840
half.

1408
01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:54,840
He's just got a light trigger.

1409
01:26:54,840 --> 01:26:55,840
That's unfortunate.

1410
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:56,840
When it does happen.

1411
01:26:56,840 --> 01:27:00,760
So he's not a virgin.

1412
01:27:00,760 --> 01:27:04,840
No but he's in a little bit of a drought you know.

1413
01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:05,840
Like Ali Mack was.

1414
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:09,840
I wonder why.

1415
01:27:09,840 --> 01:27:11,200
But he's a man.

1416
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:16,520
He's just got like a crazy sex drive and he's got nowhere to like let it out.

1417
01:27:16,520 --> 01:27:22,080
Does he lead off that his dating profile with I still have wet dreams.

1418
01:27:22,080 --> 01:27:24,080
I wouldn't be surprised.

1419
01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:32,400
No he's my boy.

1420
01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:34,760
I love the sound boards.

1421
01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:36,760
You think Michael Jackson.

1422
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:38,520
Touched those kids yes.

1423
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:39,520
You do?

1424
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:40,520
Yeah I think he did it.

1425
01:27:40,520 --> 01:27:44,600
I mean if you're having him sleep over to your house.

1426
01:27:44,600 --> 01:27:45,600
Like yeah.

1427
01:27:45,600 --> 01:27:47,520
It's like fucking weird.

1428
01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:48,520
Other people's kids.

1429
01:27:48,520 --> 01:27:52,680
I forgot who it was but there was some celebrity that was like yeah I met Michael Jackson this

1430
01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:55,200
one time and he was just a super fucking weird guy.

1431
01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:58,440
Like I had to get the hell out of there.

1432
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:00,320
I mean Corey Feldman danced with him.

1433
01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:01,800
That was real weird.

1434
01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:03,480
Who's that Corey Feldman?

1435
01:28:03,480 --> 01:28:05,680
Fucking mouth from Goonies.

1436
01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:09,360
Oh I don't know.

1437
01:28:09,360 --> 01:28:14,040
That's probably his most prominent role that I can think of.

1438
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:18,440
Yeah he just he had some like dysmorphic shit going on.

1439
01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:24,240
He was just a he was just a strange character but you know we forgive some of his sins because

1440
01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:25,960
he made such good music.

1441
01:28:25,960 --> 01:28:28,240
What the fuck?

1442
01:28:28,240 --> 01:28:29,240
What?

1443
01:28:29,240 --> 01:28:30,240
This picture.

1444
01:28:30,240 --> 01:28:31,240
What picture?

1445
01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:32,240
What's wrong with that?

1446
01:28:32,240 --> 01:28:33,240
It's a good picture.

1447
01:28:33,240 --> 01:28:34,240
It was a kid.

1448
01:28:34,240 --> 01:28:35,240
Oh my god.

1449
01:28:35,240 --> 01:28:36,240
What?

1450
01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:39,600
Good picture.

1451
01:28:39,600 --> 01:28:42,520
That's a good picture.

1452
01:28:42,520 --> 01:28:44,000
I don't like photos of myself.

1453
01:28:44,000 --> 01:28:48,600
I don't think anybody actually likes photos of themselves.

1454
01:28:48,600 --> 01:28:49,600
Or your own voice.

1455
01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:50,600
Right.

1456
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:53,000
My girlfriend's a big fan of your voice Casey.

1457
01:28:53,000 --> 01:28:54,000
Oh yeah?

1458
01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:55,000
Yeah.

1459
01:28:55,000 --> 01:28:56,000
Really?

1460
01:28:56,000 --> 01:28:57,000
Shout out.

1461
01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:58,000
Yeah.

1462
01:28:58,000 --> 01:29:00,920
I probably got the most soothing voice on the podcast.

1463
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:04,480
She said she called IT at her work the other day and she said it sounded like that Casey

1464
01:29:04,480 --> 01:29:06,480
guy.

1465
01:29:06,480 --> 01:29:09,160
Maybe to host the podcast.

1466
01:29:09,160 --> 01:29:11,520
You got a unique voice.

1467
01:29:11,520 --> 01:29:12,600
I'm flattered.

1468
01:29:12,600 --> 01:29:19,200
So when you sing what um what are you considered like if you were you in choir?

1469
01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:22,280
Yeah only like elementary school.

1470
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:23,280
Oh.

1471
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:25,280
Oh so you weren't.

1472
01:29:25,280 --> 01:29:28,960
Probably like baritone I think it's called.

1473
01:29:28,960 --> 01:29:29,960
What's the lowest one?

1474
01:29:29,960 --> 01:29:30,960
Uh bass.

1475
01:29:30,960 --> 01:29:31,960
A bass?

1476
01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:36,840
There's actually a dude who can you ever see the dude who can sing like the lowest note?

1477
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:37,840
Yeah it's crazy.

1478
01:29:37,840 --> 01:29:38,840
Crazy.

1479
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:42,360
What would you think my voice would be at?

1480
01:29:42,360 --> 01:29:45,160
Probably like uh alto.

1481
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:48,440
Or what's it called baritone.

1482
01:29:48,440 --> 01:29:53,080
I don't really know the uh the vocal stuff.

1483
01:29:53,080 --> 01:29:56,640
What's that guy's name?

1484
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:58,920
Ken Burns or something?

1485
01:29:58,920 --> 01:29:59,920
Ken Burns yeah.

1486
01:29:59,920 --> 01:30:06,040
You know that fucking like Kim Jong guy?

1487
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:08,000
Yeah of course.

1488
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:10,400
Like he's a fucking doctor.

1489
01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:11,400
What?

1490
01:30:11,400 --> 01:30:14,800
And he acts instead of being a doctor.

1491
01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:17,680
Kim Jong oh no not Kim Jong.

1492
01:30:17,680 --> 01:30:19,080
That's the guy who runs North Korea.

1493
01:30:19,080 --> 01:30:20,080
No no.

1494
01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:21,880
Can't what's his name?

1495
01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:24,040
I know the guy from uh the hangover.

1496
01:30:24,040 --> 01:30:26,160
Yeah yeah he's a doctor.

1497
01:30:26,160 --> 01:30:28,080
Yeah yeah he's an actual MD.

1498
01:30:28,080 --> 01:30:31,000
Yeah which is insane that he's like I'm gonna be an actor.

1499
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:34,960
He's like dude 50% of doctors are like fuck this.

1500
01:30:34,960 --> 01:30:35,960
Like statistically.

1501
01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:40,080
They get done with med school and they're like I should have done something else.

1502
01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:44,800
That's why a lot of them like are like YouTube people and they try and like start some fucking

1503
01:30:44,800 --> 01:30:45,800
trend.

1504
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:48,240
Hi I'm a doctor let me tell you about doctor things.

1505
01:30:48,240 --> 01:30:52,680
Well if you have the sniffles you should go to the hospital because I'm a doctor.

1506
01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:58,080
Well it's not even that they just like they come come out with some like against the grain

1507
01:30:58,080 --> 01:31:04,320
idea that nobody's ever heard of and then they like I don't know they just promote it

1508
01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:08,680
and sell a bunch of supplements and then you have the fucking the good doctor.

1509
01:31:08,680 --> 01:31:11,680
This video is called when you hit puberty twice.

1510
01:31:11,680 --> 01:31:16,800
The lord will be my guy.

1511
01:31:16,800 --> 01:31:25,400
This is like the guy who can hit the lowest vocal note.

1512
01:31:25,400 --> 01:31:29,800
Where is it?

1513
01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:34,520
It sounds like a fucking whale.

1514
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:38,200
Whoa that's his voice.

1515
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:40,200
Yeah.

1516
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:45,360
What the fuck.

1517
01:31:45,360 --> 01:31:54,280
No way.

1518
01:31:54,280 --> 01:31:59,920
That's fucking crazy.

1519
01:31:59,920 --> 01:32:06,240
Sounds like a fucking whale.

1520
01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:07,240
Awesome.

1521
01:32:07,240 --> 01:32:12,160
Damn I wish I had some talents like that.

1522
01:32:12,160 --> 01:32:15,160
Oh you got plenty of talents.

1523
01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:19,480
You got to convert that bus into the podcast.

1524
01:32:19,480 --> 01:32:22,200
Oh my god that'd be awesome.

1525
01:32:22,200 --> 01:32:23,200
Where would we go?

1526
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:24,200
Where would be the first place?

1527
01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:25,200
Honolulu.

1528
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:32,520
More in fuel than the entire bus.

1529
01:32:32,520 --> 01:32:33,520
Gettysburg.

1530
01:32:33,520 --> 01:32:36,080
I think that'd be awesome.

1531
01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:37,080
Trip to Gettysburg.

1532
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:38,480
Dude I'll get it ready.

1533
01:32:38,480 --> 01:32:39,480
Dude ghost hunting.

1534
01:32:39,480 --> 01:32:40,480
Gettysburg.

1535
01:32:40,480 --> 01:32:42,880
Talk to some of the Loki's.

1536
01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:45,800
Yeah I could use an extra set of hands too.

1537
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:48,120
It runs.

1538
01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:54,840
But yeah we'd have to set up some sort of table in it.

1539
01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:56,280
I do have like a futon.

1540
01:32:56,280 --> 01:32:58,440
A really nice futon so we could sit on that.

1541
01:32:58,440 --> 01:32:59,440
I can secure that.

1542
01:32:59,440 --> 01:33:00,440
I don't know.

1543
01:33:00,440 --> 01:33:04,400
Shout out if you want us to come to your town.

1544
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:07,400
Mobile baby.

1545
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:11,240
Untitled mobile.

1546
01:33:11,240 --> 01:33:14,280
We will literally drive your town no matter who you are.

1547
01:33:14,280 --> 01:33:15,920
We'll drive to fucking England.

1548
01:33:15,920 --> 01:33:16,920
Anywhere in the continental US.

1549
01:33:16,920 --> 01:33:17,920
Anywhere in the US.

1550
01:33:17,920 --> 01:33:18,920
Not even continental.

1551
01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:19,920
I'll go to Hawaii.

1552
01:33:19,920 --> 01:33:20,920
Or if ferry ships go.

1553
01:33:20,920 --> 01:33:26,080
We won't go to Mexico because we don't want to get stabbed.

1554
01:33:26,080 --> 01:33:27,080
That's right.

1555
01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:31,440
Well I don't know if I have a valid passport to go to Canada.

1556
01:33:31,440 --> 01:33:34,120
It's not hard to get a passport it's just time consuming.

1557
01:33:34,120 --> 01:33:36,640
Well you can get the enhanced license.

1558
01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:38,820
The fucking government is time consuming.

1559
01:33:38,820 --> 01:33:41,480
For 150 bucks you can just use your drivers license.

1560
01:33:41,480 --> 01:33:42,480
Oh.

1561
01:33:42,480 --> 01:33:45,560
Yeah you don't even need one to go to Mexico or Canada.

1562
01:33:45,560 --> 01:33:47,680
Yeah like the ones that touch.

1563
01:33:47,680 --> 01:33:51,520
But if you want to go to like England or something you got to get like a full on passport.

1564
01:33:51,520 --> 01:33:52,520
Yeah.

1565
01:33:52,520 --> 01:33:53,520
Yeah.

1566
01:33:53,520 --> 01:33:54,520
Anywhere outside the country.

1567
01:33:54,520 --> 01:33:56,000
We should do live from Texas.

1568
01:33:56,000 --> 01:33:58,120
That would be dope dude.

1569
01:33:58,120 --> 01:33:59,120
Dude shoot guns.

1570
01:33:59,120 --> 01:34:00,680
Dude I would be so down.

1571
01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:01,680
That would be great.

1572
01:34:01,680 --> 01:34:04,200
Casey have you ever fired firearms?

1573
01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:05,200
Nope.

1574
01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:06,200
Really?

1575
01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:07,200
You have any desire to?

1576
01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:08,200
Sure.

1577
01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:09,200
Sure it doesn't sound like it.

1578
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:10,200
Sure.

1579
01:34:10,200 --> 01:34:13,200
We got to take this man to the gun range.

1580
01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:15,160
He'd fucking have a fucking ball.

1581
01:34:15,160 --> 01:34:16,160
Yeah.

1582
01:34:16,160 --> 01:34:18,840
And then he'd be like well guns are actually kind of cool.

1583
01:34:18,840 --> 01:34:19,840
Yeah.

1584
01:34:19,840 --> 01:34:21,520
I never said they were cool.

1585
01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:24,560
I just said that they are responsible for a lot of deaths.

1586
01:34:24,560 --> 01:34:27,640
Yeah guess what?

1587
01:34:27,640 --> 01:34:29,600
They can prevent a lot of them too.

1588
01:34:29,600 --> 01:34:30,600
Yeah.

1589
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:31,600
Like in Texas.

1590
01:34:31,600 --> 01:34:36,200
In Texas the most gun toting place in the state.

1591
01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:38,440
They had two shootings the past week.

1592
01:34:38,440 --> 01:34:39,440
Well stuff happens.

1593
01:34:39,440 --> 01:34:40,440
And mass shootings.

1594
01:34:40,440 --> 01:34:46,240
Yeah but alright so Texas is also the size of like half of Europe.

1595
01:34:46,240 --> 01:34:48,160
So it's like that's not really fair.

1596
01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:49,720
Oh that's what I want to talk about.

1597
01:34:49,720 --> 01:34:51,360
It's not even the biggest state though.

1598
01:34:51,360 --> 01:34:56,320
Fucking Europe or I mean not Europe but fucking England they're like we were the most powerful

1599
01:34:56,320 --> 01:34:58,480
country on the planet at one point.

1600
01:34:58,480 --> 01:35:03,240
It's just like yeah you had like fucking like the size of New England for your fucking thing.

1601
01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:04,360
Who said that?

1602
01:35:04,360 --> 01:35:07,960
It's fucking English people that are like we are the most powerful empire at one point.

1603
01:35:07,960 --> 01:35:09,440
It's like well now you don't.

1604
01:35:09,440 --> 01:35:10,440
Well now you don't.

1605
01:35:10,440 --> 01:35:14,400
And there's like and it's like oh yeah and the thing that's like right next to you France

1606
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:17,160
had the same size empire like we had a big empire.

1607
01:35:17,160 --> 01:35:22,680
It's just like you guys don't even know the size like the size that you had as your empire

1608
01:35:22,680 --> 01:35:24,640
is fucking tiny.

1609
01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:30,200
It's like not even the northeast of the United States like and we have way more shit like.

1610
01:35:30,200 --> 01:35:34,000
Dude it's crazy like New York is the size of like Greece.

1611
01:35:34,000 --> 01:35:35,000
Yeah right.

1612
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:37,440
I think it's bigger.

1613
01:35:37,440 --> 01:35:41,520
Well I mean regardless it's like we have states that are bigger than most countries.

1614
01:35:41,520 --> 01:35:43,080
You know what I mean?

1615
01:35:43,080 --> 01:35:47,840
Like a lot a lot of ours besides the little states if you take the little states out.

1616
01:35:47,840 --> 01:35:48,960
Fuck you New Jersey.

1617
01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:53,440
Like most of our states are larger than European countries.

1618
01:35:53,440 --> 01:35:54,680
Yeah that's true.

1619
01:35:54,680 --> 01:35:55,680
It's wild.

1620
01:35:55,680 --> 01:36:00,000
And like basically the entirety of the United States is I think bigger than Europe.

1621
01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:02,000
Oh way bigger.

1622
01:36:02,000 --> 01:36:06,720
Yeah like I think if you put the United States in Europe we'd like extend out to like Russia.

1623
01:36:06,720 --> 01:36:09,360
Like dude all of Europe can fit in the United States.

1624
01:36:09,360 --> 01:36:10,360
I'm pretty sure they can.

1625
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:11,360
Yeah yeah yeah.

1626
01:36:11,360 --> 01:36:14,880
Yeah well it's definitely bigger.

1627
01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:19,200
But it's like I don't know I just think it's funny because we talk about like let's look

1628
01:36:19,200 --> 01:36:24,240
that up real quick with the size of Europe bigger population wise.

1629
01:36:24,240 --> 01:36:30,280
Isn't it so weird when you think about though like the United States is like like the states

1630
01:36:30,280 --> 01:36:33,040
are like little countries.

1631
01:36:33,040 --> 01:36:38,080
You know like in Europe they just have countries under the European Union.

1632
01:36:38,080 --> 01:36:42,080
So Australia is about the size of the United States.

1633
01:36:42,080 --> 01:36:43,960
That makes sense.

1634
01:36:43,960 --> 01:36:54,620
But Belgium itself like the country of Belgium can fit into Belgium can pretty much fit into

1635
01:36:54,620 --> 01:37:02,040
like where DC is like that like the greater DC area to like a little bit into Pennsylvania

1636
01:37:02,040 --> 01:37:10,160
and a little bit into a little bit into Virginia.

1637
01:37:10,160 --> 01:37:19,560
Damn I mean what's so weird about Europe though is like you cross country lines and the laws

1638
01:37:19,560 --> 01:37:21,120
are completely different.

1639
01:37:21,120 --> 01:37:24,160
Russia and the United States are comparable in size.

1640
01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:25,160
Really really.

1641
01:37:25,160 --> 01:37:28,040
Yeah Russia is bigger but we're still compared.

1642
01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:29,440
They don't have Florida though.

1643
01:37:29,440 --> 01:37:30,440
No they don't.

1644
01:37:30,440 --> 01:37:33,320
No what they have is the Crimean Peninsula.

1645
01:37:33,320 --> 01:37:34,920
That's basically like their Florida.

1646
01:37:34,920 --> 01:37:38,000
That's why they took it back.

1647
01:37:38,000 --> 01:37:40,380
People think China is so much bigger than the United States.

1648
01:37:40,380 --> 01:37:48,280
It's just the United States along with like right above New York in Canada like that area.

1649
01:37:48,280 --> 01:37:49,280
Oh really.

1650
01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:51,360
Yeah I'm looking at maps right now.

1651
01:37:51,360 --> 01:37:53,600
There's a billion people in China.

1652
01:37:53,600 --> 01:38:03,560
Yeah but most of their people most of their people are in are in what's it called the

1653
01:38:03,560 --> 01:38:04,560
coastal areas.

1654
01:38:04,560 --> 01:38:07,840
I thought you were going to say in like slave labor.

1655
01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:13,760
I mean Africa is fucking huge compared to America.

1656
01:38:13,760 --> 01:38:14,760
That's a true thing.

1657
01:38:14,760 --> 01:38:17,320
Have you ever seen a fat Chinese person.

1658
01:38:17,320 --> 01:38:18,320
Yes.

1659
01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:19,320
Where?

1660
01:38:19,320 --> 01:38:20,320
A couple times.

1661
01:38:20,320 --> 01:38:23,760
This is the most unbelievable thing I've ever heard him say.

1662
01:38:23,760 --> 01:38:25,400
Where did you see a fat Chinese person?

1663
01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:26,400
That one comedian.

1664
01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:29,720
What the fuck's his name?

1665
01:38:29,720 --> 01:38:30,720
Fuck what's his name?

1666
01:38:30,720 --> 01:38:31,720
There's one guy.

1667
01:38:31,720 --> 01:38:33,960
There's one fat Chinese person.

1668
01:38:33,960 --> 01:38:42,760
Okay so here's a map the United States overlaid over Europe.

1669
01:38:42,760 --> 01:38:44,760
Oh okay so it's not quite.

1670
01:38:44,760 --> 01:38:47,160
Well it's a lot of water.

1671
01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:51,600
That's pretty much the entirety of Europe we could cover with the United States.

1672
01:38:51,600 --> 01:38:54,840
Trump was found guilty of sexual abuse.

1673
01:38:54,840 --> 01:38:57,400
Must pay her five million dollars.

1674
01:38:57,400 --> 01:38:58,400
Get out of here.

1675
01:38:58,400 --> 01:38:59,400
Yep.

1676
01:38:59,400 --> 01:39:00,400
No way.

1677
01:39:00,400 --> 01:39:03,680
Donald Trump must pay five million dollars in damages for sexually abusing magazine writer

1678
01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:05,680
Jean Carroll in the 90s.

1679
01:39:05,680 --> 01:39:06,680
Sounds like bullshit.

1680
01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:09,880
Defaming her by branding her a liar a jury decided.

1681
01:39:09,880 --> 01:39:11,640
I don't believe it.

1682
01:39:11,640 --> 01:39:13,760
So if you if you looped in Ireland.

1683
01:39:13,760 --> 01:39:15,880
Oh she's 79.

1684
01:39:15,880 --> 01:39:17,920
What the fuck man.

1685
01:39:17,920 --> 01:39:23,320
If you looped in Ireland where like where we're not Seattle.

1686
01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:26,280
What the fuck Washington is.

1687
01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:29,040
New York would be in Russia.

1688
01:39:29,040 --> 01:39:30,040
Say it again.

1689
01:39:30,040 --> 01:39:35,700
So if you put Washington like the state of Washington where where Ireland is.

1690
01:39:35,700 --> 01:39:37,520
New York would be in Russia.

1691
01:39:37,520 --> 01:39:41,000
Oh like size like size wise like sideways.

1692
01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:44,480
The jury only deliberated for three hours.

1693
01:39:44,480 --> 01:39:46,080
Yeah that's that's shady.

1694
01:39:46,080 --> 01:39:50,080
That's definitely fucking shady because you know it was a civil case right.

1695
01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:52,200
So there was no criminal charges.

1696
01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:53,200
Yeah.

1697
01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:54,200
You know he's it's defamation.

1698
01:39:54,200 --> 01:39:55,600
It's defamation for him.

1699
01:39:55,600 --> 01:39:57,840
That's it's literally just making him look like an asshole.

1700
01:39:57,840 --> 01:40:00,000
That's the whole point of any of these.

1701
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:04,260
Yeah he was he was literally convicted not convicted.

1702
01:40:04,260 --> 01:40:05,260
He was charged.

1703
01:40:05,260 --> 01:40:08,760
He was found guilty of raping this woman.

1704
01:40:08,760 --> 01:40:11,920
By a jury of his peers quote unquote.

1705
01:40:11,920 --> 01:40:12,920
Raping her.

1706
01:40:12,920 --> 01:40:13,920
Yes.

1707
01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:15,680
Donald Trump really raped her.

1708
01:40:15,680 --> 01:40:19,400
Yes, I don't okay.

1709
01:40:19,400 --> 01:40:21,280
I just don't.

1710
01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:22,840
I don't believe it.

1711
01:40:22,840 --> 01:40:24,520
It's like he can have anything he wants.

1712
01:40:24,520 --> 01:40:28,000
He's not going to he's not going to have he doesn't have to rape anybody.

1713
01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:31,880
Well he did say it was a complete con job a hoax and a lie.

1714
01:40:31,880 --> 01:40:32,880
I believe him.

1715
01:40:32,880 --> 01:40:34,520
You know yeah I do too true.

1716
01:40:34,520 --> 01:40:36,000
I'd still vote for him.

1717
01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:37,480
He's saying over this fucking climb.

1718
01:40:37,480 --> 01:40:43,900
So I have absolutely no idea who this woman is.

1719
01:40:43,900 --> 01:40:45,920
What do you think about the Santas.

1720
01:40:45,920 --> 01:40:47,280
What's your what's your opinions on him.

1721
01:40:47,280 --> 01:40:48,280
I don't know.

1722
01:40:48,280 --> 01:40:49,280
I don't know.

1723
01:40:49,280 --> 01:40:50,280
I didn't read about him yet.

1724
01:40:50,280 --> 01:40:51,840
What's what's his deal.

1725
01:40:51,840 --> 01:40:54,960
If you read articles they're going to just give you the bad shit because liberal media

1726
01:40:54,960 --> 01:40:55,960
is garbage.

1727
01:40:55,960 --> 01:40:58,080
Yeah but I agree with that.

1728
01:40:58,080 --> 01:41:01,520
But the Santas I think has drive.

1729
01:41:01,520 --> 01:41:05,680
He's not the greatest guy on the planet but what politician is.

1730
01:41:05,680 --> 01:41:09,760
Yeah but I give him credit for standing up the fucking Disney.

1731
01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:15,040
I mean Disney smacking him back like hard but he's been standing up to Disney like hardcore

1732
01:41:15,040 --> 01:41:18,640
like he took away their special like tax like breaks.

1733
01:41:18,640 --> 01:41:20,080
He took away like all that shit.

1734
01:41:20,080 --> 01:41:24,600
But like Disney smacking back real hard by the same.

1735
01:41:24,600 --> 01:41:25,600
What's the deal.

1736
01:41:25,600 --> 01:41:27,120
Like what did.

1737
01:41:27,120 --> 01:41:34,640
So he passed the law where like you know in in Florida they called it the don't say gay

1738
01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:41,760
like thing but like it's pretty much just not teaching like like gay shit in school

1739
01:41:41,760 --> 01:41:47,240
like pretty much just like not like it's not like like not like putting it down.

1740
01:41:47,240 --> 01:41:49,920
It's just like just not talking about it type thing.

1741
01:41:49,920 --> 01:41:50,920
Right.

1742
01:41:50,920 --> 01:41:52,240
And don't ask don't tell.

1743
01:41:52,240 --> 01:41:54,240
Pretty much like sort of like that.

1744
01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:58,640
But Disney like had like a huge thing and had a huge protest about it.

1745
01:41:58,640 --> 01:42:01,840
So he goes all right if you're going to protest it we're going to fucking take away your special

1746
01:42:01,840 --> 01:42:03,200
tax privileges and shit.

1747
01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:04,920
They're like you can't do that.

1748
01:42:04,920 --> 01:42:06,520
He just goes I just did.

1749
01:42:06,520 --> 01:42:07,520
Damn.

1750
01:42:07,520 --> 01:42:09,720
And then they're like OK.

1751
01:42:09,720 --> 01:42:15,560
So then they just fucking the entire smear campaign on DeSantis now is basically funded

1752
01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:18,160
by Disney because he fucked them over.

1753
01:42:18,160 --> 01:42:22,400
I mean he but then Disney keeps on saying that well he didn't really fuck us over.

1754
01:42:22,400 --> 01:42:25,740
It's like he did fuck you guys over like you guys just don't want to admit defeat.

1755
01:42:25,740 --> 01:42:28,600
So they're like they're straight up like don't get me wrong.

1756
01:42:28,600 --> 01:42:29,960
I fucking love Disney World.

1757
01:42:29,960 --> 01:42:30,960
I love going down there.

1758
01:42:30,960 --> 01:42:32,280
I love doing shit in Disney World.

1759
01:42:32,280 --> 01:42:33,440
I've never been.

1760
01:42:33,440 --> 01:42:39,520
It's fun but like they they think that they could get away with everything like they because

1761
01:42:39,520 --> 01:42:43,000
they're so they're such a powerful company that they pretty much could.

1762
01:42:43,000 --> 01:42:46,400
But DeSantis was like the first guy like the problem with companies.

1763
01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:47,400
Yeah.

1764
01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:50,760
But DeSantis was the first guy to be like no I'm not going to bow down to you.

1765
01:42:50,760 --> 01:42:53,240
And they're like what do you mean you're not going to bow down to us.

1766
01:42:53,240 --> 01:42:54,840
No like what we could ruin you.

1767
01:42:54,840 --> 01:42:59,960
He just goes you know that tax privilege that you guys got and you're like self governing

1768
01:42:59,960 --> 01:43:00,960
shit.

1769
01:43:00,960 --> 01:43:01,960
Yeah that's gone.

1770
01:43:01,960 --> 01:43:03,120
That's like morris jurisdiction.

1771
01:43:03,120 --> 01:43:04,280
Yeah cuz.

1772
01:43:04,280 --> 01:43:08,520
They were basically a sovereign nation almost.

1773
01:43:08,520 --> 01:43:11,500
That's like our Vatican.

1774
01:43:11,500 --> 01:43:13,920
Yeah.

1775
01:43:13,920 --> 01:43:16,420
Without a kid.

1776
01:43:16,420 --> 01:43:20,580
But, like they took away.

1777
01:43:20,580 --> 01:43:22,620
Like.

1778
01:43:22,620 --> 01:43:28,360
They had to pay taxes and shit because they weren't paying taxes at all from Disney World

1779
01:43:28,360 --> 01:43:35,820
Like fun first well we can well just fucking boring because there's no you can't because you'd get fucking you'd get fucking charged with trespassing

1780
01:43:36,540 --> 01:43:41,700
Eventually well here's the crazy thing right the Unabomber is like that you can't just not have money

1781
01:43:42,500 --> 01:43:48,300
Right like say you just didn't want to use money. You're like fuck this like I don't want to be part of this whole fucking scam

1782
01:43:48,900 --> 01:43:49,980
like

1783
01:43:49,980 --> 01:43:52,360
alright, so you can't get a piece of property because

1784
01:43:53,060 --> 01:43:56,560
Every property has taxes that you have to pay in US dollars

1785
01:43:56,560 --> 01:44:03,380
Mmm, so you literally can't live anywhere you have to you have to be mobile. That's the only way I could be a nomad

1786
01:44:03,380 --> 01:44:09,660
Yeah, yeah, that's why homeless people like just roam around cities like looking for food. They kind of have the right idea

1787
01:44:10,040 --> 01:44:12,040
You know yeah, that's right

1788
01:44:12,560 --> 01:44:18,560
You can't like just go off and live in the woods, but they smell bad man. I mean I know you can does it

1789
01:44:18,560 --> 01:44:24,420
Yeah, you can my one buddy does it he lives, but you can't without any like government regulations or like so

1790
01:44:24,420 --> 01:44:27,540
You can you just can't get caught you can't get caught

1791
01:44:27,540 --> 01:44:28,120
Yeah

1792
01:44:28,120 --> 01:44:35,800
like I thought about this like if you like found the edge of somebody's property and you just moved the lines over right the little

1793
01:44:35,800 --> 01:44:43,440
Property markers and then just like set up shop right there like between two properties so moved both properties

1794
01:44:43,440 --> 01:44:50,440
So you just make your own little yeah, so make a little a little figure that out so this guy thinks that like that

1795
01:44:50,440 --> 01:44:53,860
It's part of the other guy's property and this guy thinks it's part of that other guy's property

1796
01:44:54,860 --> 01:44:58,640
Yeah, yeah, and then when they come and ask you say oh I'm friends with this guy

1797
01:44:58,640 --> 01:45:03,240
And then you know you just and then the other guy comes and asks you say I'm friends with this one over here

1798
01:45:03,240 --> 01:45:10,520
But I mean there's places so big like in this country like plots of land that you never get caught

1799
01:45:10,520 --> 01:45:17,360
Dude look at the fucking like like the Midwestern states. They're just fucking corn, but why can land be owned?

1800
01:45:17,840 --> 01:45:22,960
Why Casey shut the fuck up? Why is land a physical?

1801
01:45:24,080 --> 01:45:26,920
monetary you own a house Casey

1802
01:45:26,920 --> 01:45:28,920
Cuz I live in a capitalist society

1803
01:45:28,920 --> 01:45:34,800
You own a house what there's like hey, you don't own that anymore homeless people can just come to your house

1804
01:45:34,800 --> 01:45:37,760
What do you want me to do fucking walk around the fucking streets?

1805
01:45:38,280 --> 01:45:41,280
I think I think you really don't own it though

1806
01:45:42,280 --> 01:45:44,280
No, the bank owns it

1807
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:49,520
Even if it was paid off like technically the government could just come over and say yeah, no, it's ours

1808
01:45:49,520 --> 01:45:53,160
Oh, absolutely, but they have to give you they have to give you compensation for it though

1809
01:45:53,160 --> 01:45:56,360
Like that's actually a law because fucking I'm world class

1810
01:45:56,360 --> 01:46:01,400
I think there's an amendment for that because like the government had to buy up land like build like

1811
01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:07,560
Soldiers in homes that's that's in the Bill of Rights

1812
01:46:08,400 --> 01:46:11,560
But like one of the things like what they did that right? Yeah

1813
01:46:13,640 --> 01:46:17,800
Imagine having to take care of like some fat fucking us

1814
01:46:19,560 --> 01:46:21,560
Fucking guy

1815
01:46:21,560 --> 01:46:24,560
It's like how much is this fucking guy eat

1816
01:46:26,120 --> 01:46:29,480
He's not just fucking kicking his feet up bang your daughter

1817
01:46:30,240 --> 01:46:32,240
What the fuck?

1818
01:46:32,240 --> 01:46:34,600
We should get about the title podcast

1819
01:46:36,040 --> 01:46:38,260
We have a fucking soldier that we had to court

1820
01:46:39,160 --> 01:46:44,240
Do those suck so bad? Hey man, what's up? You guys got any fucking pizza?

1821
01:46:44,240 --> 01:46:51,000
You guys don't even have fucking Wi-Fi what the fuck is this I

1822
01:46:52,360 --> 01:46:55,540
Mean friend of the podcast Dan other Dan

1823
01:46:56,000 --> 01:47:00,000
Said that when he had to do like the the the January 6 protest thing

1824
01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:03,520
Like he had to do like the National Guard for that like insurrection. Yeah

1825
01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:11,400
Quotes in quotes. Yeah, but literally what he did he had to sleep in a parking garage with a bunch of other military dudes

1826
01:47:11,400 --> 01:47:17,400
I mean, I'm sure that's not the worst thing. He's done. No. Yeah, but um

1827
01:47:18,040 --> 01:47:23,380
He's like, yeah, it sucked. We slept in a parking garage beat up a couple guys that jumped the fence. That's pretty much it

1828
01:47:24,000 --> 01:47:26,080
That's probably like a nice place to sleep for him

1829
01:47:28,560 --> 01:47:30,560
Compared to yeah

1830
01:47:30,600 --> 01:47:35,160
But yeah, like he did that shit and what we're talking about. I lost my train of thought. Oh

1831
01:47:36,240 --> 01:47:40,080
housing soldiers, oh, yeah, but like like the whole thing with like

1832
01:47:40,080 --> 01:47:47,360
With the government buying up your land like they have to give you financial compensation over the value of your house

1833
01:47:48,080 --> 01:47:50,080
Yeah, that's like actually an amendment

1834
01:47:50,480 --> 01:47:55,340
Dude, the fucking United States does some fucked up stuff, bro

1835
01:47:55,340 --> 01:48:00,200
I was listening. Did I talk about this on the last I think I think I might have talked about it where the guy

1836
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:04,200
He was Canadian a Canadian teacher

1837
01:48:04,200 --> 01:48:09,200
I think I don't remember no no. Oh man

1838
01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:13,920
He was a Canadian professor and he had this the same name as some terrorist

1839
01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:19,120
and so the United States says hey you guys are harboring a terrorist and so

1840
01:48:19,920 --> 01:48:25,520
Canada extradited him to the United States and the US extradited him to Syria

1841
01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:32,120
Because the United States can't do like the torture interrogation like they want to but Syria can

1842
01:48:32,120 --> 01:48:35,720
And he was like a Syrian. He had dual citizenship

1843
01:48:36,120 --> 01:48:41,240
and after they tortured the fuck out of this guy, they pulled his fingernails off and raped him and

1844
01:48:42,240 --> 01:48:47,000
He like obviously has like severe PTSD now

1845
01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:49,560
Yeah, and agoraphobia like he can't come out of his house

1846
01:48:49,560 --> 01:48:55,080
Like he's too afraid to but they they handed him back to the United States and like hey, you know, this guy's clean

1847
01:48:55,080 --> 01:49:02,080
He didn't break like he doesn't know shit and oh by the way, there's about 30 million people in this country with that same name so

1848
01:49:05,800 --> 01:49:10,080
Like it's a really common fucking name it was like Mohammed something

1849
01:49:11,000 --> 01:49:12,940
And they're like, oh fuck

1850
01:49:12,940 --> 01:49:18,440
So the guy sued Canada right for extraditing him and won seven million dollars

1851
01:49:18,600 --> 01:49:22,220
sued the United States in the United States went to court about and they're like

1852
01:49:22,220 --> 01:49:28,460
Fuck you like yeah, that's so it's classified and the judge was just like well can't touch it

1853
01:49:29,180 --> 01:49:34,420
It's like all they had to say was that it was classified after they raped and fucking tortured this guy

1854
01:49:34,420 --> 01:49:39,860
Yeah, cuz like fucking government. It's just like a it's like a group mentality when people come together

1855
01:49:40,100 --> 01:49:46,940
They just do more whole horrible things than one person could ever do right and it's just like it's just like bureaucracy and

1856
01:49:46,940 --> 01:49:55,380
So I was watching this thing the other day and like it was like like transcripts of like 4chan like shit

1857
01:49:55,820 --> 01:49:56,940
but

1858
01:49:56,940 --> 01:49:57,900
apparently

1859
01:49:57,900 --> 01:50:02,860
Apparently this one guy and like he had like proof like he had like pictures of himself at like the thing

1860
01:50:02,860 --> 01:50:05,940
but he was a he was a guard for Jeffrey Epstein and

1861
01:50:06,300 --> 01:50:10,020
like he talked about like all the fucked up shit that he had to do for him and

1862
01:50:10,500 --> 01:50:11,820
like

1863
01:50:11,820 --> 01:50:17,780
I'm like I I can normally like take like dark shit. It was like almost too dark for me

1864
01:50:18,100 --> 01:50:22,220
Like I was like, holy shit. That is fucking dark

1865
01:50:24,060 --> 01:50:26,060
No, because like he would like

1866
01:50:26,260 --> 01:50:33,500
He would be charged like charged with not charged with what's the like tasked with picking up young looking?

1867
01:50:33,780 --> 01:50:34,980
women and

1868
01:50:34,980 --> 01:50:39,180
bringing them to like the the parties for like the rich and famous and then eventually

1869
01:50:39,180 --> 01:50:45,300
He got like he started off as like a low-level guy and then eventually got up to like being like a guard for like Jeffrey

1870
01:50:45,300 --> 01:50:50,300
Epstein himself and then he ended up fucking doing something like there's like a

1871
01:50:51,460 --> 01:50:55,980
Freelance reporter that like infiltrated the island and they just fucking killed him

1872
01:50:56,180 --> 01:51:01,300
Like they fucking took him out and shot him and put him in the fucking because the ground was too cold

1873
01:51:01,300 --> 01:51:06,660
They put him in a fucking storage closet until fucking summertime and buried him get the fuck out. Yeah

1874
01:51:06,660 --> 01:51:11,780
Damn like they did shit like that and like he goes one of the worst things was and like a

1875
01:51:12,180 --> 01:51:15,940
like the thread just cuts off at one point because it just

1876
01:51:16,540 --> 01:51:18,540
Doesn't like so something happened there

1877
01:51:18,700 --> 01:51:24,860
but like he goes one of the worst things that I had to do was I was in like one like the the side rooms and

1878
01:51:24,860 --> 01:51:27,820
a little boy who only spoke French came out and

1879
01:51:28,540 --> 01:51:32,140
Was asking him for help and he was completely naked

1880
01:51:32,140 --> 01:51:36,980
Just a little French boy fucking and then like he's like I didn't know what to do

1881
01:51:36,980 --> 01:51:44,060
And then like one of like the quote-unquote nannies what they call them like the the child wranglers over there

1882
01:51:44,300 --> 01:51:46,300
just took him and then

1883
01:51:46,580 --> 01:51:52,060
He he also took the kids from the island and took them off and and on the island

1884
01:51:52,340 --> 01:51:54,860
That kid didn't go off the island

1885
01:51:54,860 --> 01:52:01,740
And he's fucking Christ, but like I was reading that shit. I'm like, this is fucking real dark like shit like

1886
01:52:02,620 --> 01:52:04,960
I'm like, holy fuck. That's like

1887
01:52:09,540 --> 01:52:16,060
It's so fucking deep it's like dude if you're like banging 16 year olds like that's one thing

1888
01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:22,500
But that's like a different fucking level. Oh, yeah, you know any mean like he Jeffrey Epstein was an evil guy God

1889
01:52:22,500 --> 01:52:24,500
man

1890
01:52:25,860 --> 01:52:27,860
Well, anyway

1891
01:52:33,260 --> 01:52:35,260
Darkness devil chainsaw man

1892
01:52:40,380 --> 01:52:44,260
I just can't like wrap my head around that shit like I

1893
01:52:45,100 --> 01:52:46,420
Don't know man

1894
01:52:46,420 --> 01:52:53,020
But also he just goes and he just goes and Jeffrey Epstein was very good at finding out. What was your price?

1895
01:52:53,460 --> 01:52:55,460
He need to go he goes cuz he goes

1896
01:52:55,980 --> 01:53:01,540
Most people have a price where they do anything for and he just goes and he goes he'd keep on bumping up your pay for

1897
01:53:01,540 --> 01:53:06,580
The darker shit that you would do for him and he goes like eventually he got up to like, you know

1898
01:53:07,460 --> 01:53:10,460
Well into six figures and he just goes yeah

1899
01:53:10,460 --> 01:53:15,180
I'll do anything for him and he's and he's just like and he just goes he just goes it

1900
01:53:15,180 --> 01:53:19,820
Disgusts me that like like like he was like talking like after Jeffrey killed himself

1901
01:53:20,100 --> 01:53:26,960
Like like type things and he just goes he goes and I'm ashamed to admit that he reached a price where I would do

1902
01:53:26,960 --> 01:53:29,380
anything for him type things and I'm like

1903
01:53:30,020 --> 01:53:32,420
dude, but just imagine being like

1904
01:53:33,500 --> 01:53:39,500
Manipulated to that point where you're just like you'll have like you'll be given enough money to do shit like that

1905
01:53:39,780 --> 01:53:44,120
Like dude, there's people out there that would probably do some of that shit for a fucking sandwich

1906
01:53:44,120 --> 01:53:46,120
Yeah

1907
01:53:46,240 --> 01:53:54,160
But like everybody's got a price and like he's like he's like no matter how much your moral compass is if you're fucking desperate enough

1908
01:53:55,080 --> 01:53:57,400
You're gonna have a price. I don't have a price, dude

1909
01:53:58,040 --> 01:54:01,760
I'm just like I'm not motivated by money like that. Yeah

1910
01:54:02,200 --> 01:54:05,880
You know, I don't think I could I can do something like that

1911
01:54:05,880 --> 01:54:09,440
Are you telling me if I offered you one million dollars?

1912
01:54:09,440 --> 01:54:15,560
You wouldn't play who wants to be a millionaire for a ghost pepper? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I would

1913
01:54:16,080 --> 01:54:18,400
You know ghost pepper. He's talking about, you know

1914
01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:26,520
Yeah, there's no he's never even the ghost pepper so you don't know what's like bro

1915
01:54:27,560 --> 01:54:29,560
Do I have to?

1916
01:54:30,840 --> 01:54:33,120
Where are they right here? No, I'm not

1917
01:54:33,120 --> 01:54:43,760
I just I know the GI distress. I'm not interested. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Yeah, I can imagine I

1918
01:54:45,400 --> 01:54:47,400
End up like Ali Mac

1919
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:54,160
Ali Max can be so pissed when he listens to this episode. Okay, cuz they were fucking remuner

1920
01:54:54,160 --> 01:54:58,040
Oh, they're like Ali back almost killed us

1921
01:54:59,920 --> 01:55:06,800
They're like talking about how they did all this shit and then Ali Max was called like yeah, I gotta transport for you

1922
01:55:07,320 --> 01:55:09,320
And I said no

1923
01:55:13,640 --> 01:55:15,360
So I was watching this

1924
01:55:15,360 --> 01:55:23,760
This movie about the Boston Marathon bombing. I saw that I saw I was recommend Mark Wahlberg, which was actually it was actually a good movie

1925
01:55:23,760 --> 01:55:26,400
I was a movie. It wasn't a documentary the one on Netflix

1926
01:55:26,960 --> 01:55:33,320
Yeah, I saw the documentary. Yes. I was watching the movie with Mark. Walt Walbert. Oh, what's it called?

1927
01:55:34,160 --> 01:55:35,240
Patriot

1928
01:55:35,240 --> 01:55:41,240
Patriots day I think Patriots day. Yeah, so like that. Yeah, it was actually a good movie

1929
01:55:41,280 --> 01:55:47,960
Which I didn't think because Mark Wahlberg was in it, but I don't mind what Mark Wahlberg Mark Wahlberg almost murdered somebody

1930
01:55:48,200 --> 01:55:52,920
Yeah back in the day. Yeah. Yeah, he beat a Chinese guy up to like near death

1931
01:55:52,920 --> 01:55:58,880
Yeah, yeah, just because he was Chinese. Yeah, I was like yes, there's something really racist about it

1932
01:55:58,880 --> 01:56:03,760
Yeah, really and he had to like he like when he became like super rich and famous. He had to pay the guy off

1933
01:56:06,160 --> 01:56:08,160
That is so fucked up

1934
01:56:08,280 --> 01:56:12,800
But like during the dirt when they were looking for the suspects and the bombing

1935
01:56:13,080 --> 01:56:18,540
They actually locked everybody in their houses and declared martial law. Yeah, so you can't come out of your house

1936
01:56:18,540 --> 01:56:23,300
You know who ended that who was Obama? Oh, he was like

1937
01:56:23,300 --> 01:56:27,580
Like if you guys can't fucking find this guy, you can't keep a bull locked in their house

1938
01:56:28,860 --> 01:56:31,500
He's like you guys gotta cut that shit out. Yeah

1939
01:56:32,500 --> 01:56:34,500
Hold on

1940
01:56:35,380 --> 01:56:40,060
Let me be clear you cannot keep people in your house for that long

1941
01:56:40,060 --> 01:56:48,880
Oh, that is a problem Massachusetts actually declared that law, huh? The governor of Massachusetts at the time

1942
01:56:49,260 --> 01:56:52,180
Yeah, I mean I understand the reasoning. Yeah

1943
01:56:52,840 --> 01:56:56,100
No, I don't like they were like that's GTA five stars

1944
01:56:59,260 --> 01:57:04,900
He's coming out you yeah, this is America you can't lock people on their fucking houses

1945
01:57:04,900 --> 01:57:08,580
Oh, guess what they fucking did for a year. What about homeless people?

1946
01:57:08,580 --> 01:57:15,180
What they do how they fuck I know I thought that exact thing actually you imagine if you're just roaming the street

1947
01:57:15,180 --> 01:57:17,180
Yeah, you gotta get in your house

1948
01:57:18,900 --> 01:57:23,060
What if you're a fucking Muslim homeless person then you'd be fucked no

1949
01:57:25,660 --> 01:57:29,900
Fucked yeah, um dude, that's crazy when he was in the boat

1950
01:57:30,820 --> 01:57:36,580
Mmm. Yeah, does the movie cover that? Yep, and do they cover how like they started shooting at it?

1951
01:57:36,580 --> 01:57:39,900
Yeah, like fire is fucking unloaded on the fucking boat

1952
01:57:40,260 --> 01:57:45,860
Yeah, they weren't supposed to but one dumb cop like fire and it started a whole barrage

1953
01:57:46,860 --> 01:57:53,780
That's all it really takes though. Like when you're in like a high stress scenario. Yeah one person shoots everybody. Yeah, that's what happened

1954
01:57:53,780 --> 01:58:00,120
It's just just like dominoes and then they got on the radio and they're like stop stop shooting

1955
01:58:02,100 --> 01:58:04,020
Yeah, that's uh

1956
01:58:04,020 --> 01:58:10,860
Those are really good. But why did they do it? Like I don't remember what the reasoning was why they did what the the bombing?

1957
01:58:11,740 --> 01:58:15,860
Um, they got so alright, so the the big brother

1958
01:58:17,060 --> 01:58:19,060
The mastermind behind the whole plan

1959
01:58:19,900 --> 01:58:24,060
He was a boxer and he wanted to make it on the US Olympic team

1960
01:58:24,420 --> 01:58:31,020
Mm-hmm, and they came out with a new rule that you had to be born in the US to be on the US team

1961
01:58:31,020 --> 01:58:37,260
I'm the US team. So he felt like lost because he dedicated like so much of himself to this to boxing

1962
01:58:37,580 --> 01:58:40,940
So he felt that they were being like racist against him

1963
01:58:41,660 --> 01:58:45,060
Okay, because they said he said oh, it's cuz I'm Arab, right?

1964
01:58:45,060 --> 01:58:47,140
They don't want me to be on the boxing team cuz I'm Arab

1965
01:58:47,460 --> 01:58:52,580
so he like he went back to the country who was from I forget which Arab country it was and

1966
01:58:53,580 --> 01:58:57,060
He got radical radicalized while he was there. Mm-hmm. So

1967
01:58:57,060 --> 01:59:00,980
He came back and came back with a plan so

1968
01:59:01,980 --> 01:59:04,580
That's pretty much it. Yeah, so

1969
01:59:05,380 --> 01:59:09,500
He decided he was gonna kill some kill some US citizens

1970
01:59:10,820 --> 01:59:14,540
How many people that end up dying that day think three

1971
01:59:15,180 --> 01:59:19,900
It wasn't very successful, but um, it was significant enough one was a kid

1972
01:59:20,700 --> 01:59:22,700
So I was like an eight-year-old I think

1973
01:59:23,940 --> 01:59:25,940
but

1974
01:59:25,940 --> 01:59:27,940
Yeah, I mean it's

1975
01:59:28,940 --> 01:59:33,940
It's fucked up, but it's nothing like 9-eleven. No 9-eleven like if America

1976
01:59:33,940 --> 01:59:37,660
Yeah, if another 9-eleven happened, it would be like the end of the world

1977
01:59:38,660 --> 01:59:40,100
Well, I mean

1978
01:59:40,100 --> 01:59:42,980
Eventually something like 9-eleven is gonna happen again. Mm-hmm

1979
01:59:42,980 --> 01:59:46,020
You know, they always thought it's the worst thing that could happen

1980
01:59:46,020 --> 01:59:49,900
I mean, but 9-eleven compared to World War two was nothing

1981
01:59:49,900 --> 01:59:55,500
Yeah, you know, but I mean like the the back then the worst thing that could happen

1982
01:59:55,500 --> 01:59:57,900
The worst day ever was Pearl Harbor

1983
01:59:58,100 --> 02:00:04,620
Yeah, like we we said that that was the worst day now the day of infamy and then we have 9-eleven

1984
02:00:04,820 --> 02:00:08,220
Well, a COVID dude was as bad as George Bush's 9-eleven

1985
02:00:11,860 --> 02:00:14,440
What could top 9-eleven

1986
02:00:15,540 --> 02:00:20,480
COVID definitely didn't like well, do we have to like we're gonna get canceled by the FBI

1987
02:00:20,480 --> 02:00:27,000
We start dreaming up scenarios of like worse things than 9-eleven. No, but like the only thing that I can think of that would be worse

1988
02:00:27,000 --> 02:00:30,160
Is like a nuclear bomb dropped on like America

1989
02:00:30,760 --> 02:00:32,760
well, alright, so

1990
02:00:34,920 --> 02:00:37,640
Where could you do the most damage at once New York City

1991
02:00:38,840 --> 02:00:41,140
New York, New York City is the most populated right?

1992
02:00:41,140 --> 02:00:46,540
And yes, so if they dropped it if they dropped a nuke on New York, it would be like catastrophic

1993
02:00:46,540 --> 02:00:48,540
Well, we were talking about in the last one

1994
02:00:48,540 --> 02:00:55,340
What they planned to do before where they drive for 9-eleven like trucks underneath it and blew it up now

1995
02:00:55,340 --> 02:00:57,340
They're gonna steal 27 47s

1996
02:00:57,940 --> 02:01:01,860
That was the original 9-eleven plan and what were they gonna hit with the other fucking?

1997
02:01:02,460 --> 02:01:05,840
They they had targets planned out really. Yep

1998
02:01:05,840 --> 02:01:10,520
And you imagine

1999
02:01:12,680 --> 02:01:15,320
Do anything it's a carved out a grant

2000
02:01:16,440 --> 02:01:22,780
Fucking Teddy Roosevelt's like just grows an arm out of it. Just play it. You see the family guy thing where it's like the

2001
02:01:22,780 --> 02:01:34,660
9-eleven but they hit the st. Louis arch we miss they fly under it. That's a

2002
02:01:36,140 --> 02:01:41,500
Do you talk about how like the weather changes around the st. Louis arch really? Yeah, like

2003
02:01:42,140 --> 02:01:48,700
Thunderstorms like avoid the arch they go around and they think it has to do with the way it grounds two spots

2004
02:01:48,700 --> 02:01:56,580
Mmm, because you know how lightning like finds ground. Yeah. Well since the arch it basically it dissipates the electrical charge in the atmosphere

2005
02:01:57,860 --> 02:02:04,340
Yeah, so thunderstorms and lightning storms go around the arch cool. That's so fucking weird. It's crazy. Yeah

2006
02:02:04,340 --> 02:02:10,060
That's like shorts it out like witchcraft shit. Yeah, look it up. Why don't we just put big arches over?

2007
02:02:11,260 --> 02:02:17,500
Well, I mean thunderstorms don't really hurt anything and I'm sure that st. Louis arch is probably like ten million dollars

2008
02:02:17,500 --> 02:02:20,140
So it's a lot to spend just to like push

2009
02:02:21,140 --> 02:02:24,440
thunderstorms out of the way what's what's some other stupid like

2010
02:02:26,740 --> 02:02:30,860
Architectural things like the bean like the shiny bean is real stupid

2011
02:02:33,780 --> 02:02:38,620
The shiny bean look that up Jamie real quick the shot of Chicago. Yeah the bean

2012
02:02:38,780 --> 02:02:41,940
Yeah, it's a fucking it's literally a giant like metal bean

2013
02:02:41,940 --> 02:02:48,300
That was on one of my Instagram photos, yeah. Yeah, it's a fucking it's real weird looking and like

2014
02:02:50,380 --> 02:02:55,300
Like fucking art projects in like fucking cities are always ugly

2015
02:02:55,940 --> 02:02:59,460
There's never been an art project in the city that I'm like, that's actually good

2016
02:02:59,460 --> 02:03:06,700
I like that a lot and I'm like no none of them art itself. It's just the ball subjective the Wall Street ball

2017
02:03:07,380 --> 02:03:10,440
Yeah, it's got nuts. How you feel about it, man

2018
02:03:10,440 --> 02:03:12,440
It's objective

2019
02:03:13,280 --> 02:03:18,000
The Wall Street, so you've been to Chicago. Yeah, I'm sorry that happened. Yeah

2020
02:03:19,560 --> 02:03:24,560
Yeah, no, I just went like when I was in high school, but like I know a dude from Chicago

2021
02:03:25,440 --> 02:03:27,440
I've heard you never want to go there

2022
02:03:27,560 --> 02:03:33,680
Yeah, no, I saw like on the news like as soon as I got there was like five people shot and down to down Chicago today

2023
02:03:35,280 --> 02:03:38,120
I was in I was in Canton, Ohio

2024
02:03:38,120 --> 02:03:42,320
For the football Hall of Fame and like we were down there for like three days

2025
02:03:42,320 --> 02:03:47,560
So like the news was up every single news story was another shooting in Cleveland

2026
02:03:48,560 --> 02:03:53,160
Is Cleveland bad Cleveland's bad? Yeah, it's like Detroit but less

2027
02:03:54,040 --> 02:03:58,360
Hmm. It's actually we went to Cleveland like on like our way back

2028
02:03:58,960 --> 02:04:01,460
Cleveland is like a slightly bigger Albany

2029
02:04:03,560 --> 02:04:07,480
Yeah, I've only been there on a layover I've never actually been like out in the city

2030
02:04:07,480 --> 02:04:14,080
Yeah, it's like a slightly bigger Albany like it has a very close vibe to Albany like I went through like the whole city

2031
02:04:14,080 --> 02:04:17,280
There's only two skyscrapers in the entire city. Oh really? Yeah

2032
02:04:17,880 --> 02:04:19,880
So it's like it's like a has-been

2033
02:04:21,760 --> 02:04:27,920
Industrial that's exactly what it is. It's like it's a it's in the it's like a rust belt like left behind city, right?

2034
02:04:28,760 --> 02:04:35,440
But there's like it's it's super similar to Albany like really like the architecture. That's like the vibe of the people

2035
02:04:35,440 --> 02:04:40,860
How many how many people does Cleveland have I don't know look that up Jamie for us real quick

2036
02:04:41,720 --> 02:04:46,860
What's the population of I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess I'm gonna say it's 400,000

2037
02:04:48,120 --> 02:04:51,360
I'd say that's about I'd say that's about right. That's how it looked. Yeah

2038
02:04:53,360 --> 02:04:55,360
367,000 you look up the population

2039
02:04:58,160 --> 02:05:02,600
Albany's 100,000 was 100,000. I don't know if it still is maybe like 87

2040
02:05:02,600 --> 02:05:06,320
But yeah, like like I like I was saying this it's like a bigger Albany like it's like yeah

2041
02:05:06,320 --> 02:05:09,480
It's like it's like if Albany spread out more, huh?

2042
02:05:09,520 --> 02:05:14,720
Yeah, like but like the like I stayed in Cleveland for a little bit and like walked around like did shit

2043
02:05:14,720 --> 02:05:20,660
It's literally like Albany like it was really very similar. That's that's interesting. Yeah

2044
02:05:21,920 --> 02:05:25,980
How many people in Pittsburgh Pittsburgh I would say is like seven

2045
02:05:27,040 --> 02:05:29,120
700 gotta be closer to a mill. I

2046
02:05:29,120 --> 02:05:37,120
Think New York's like two or three mil three hundred thousand really Pittsburgh. Yeah, no shit really. Yeah, what's New York City?

2047
02:05:38,040 --> 02:05:43,040
Like fucking eight million. I thought I was I thought it was close like the three million or something

2048
02:05:43,040 --> 02:05:47,540
No, no, it was at one point closer to ten, but probably after kovat. It's like

2049
02:05:48,440 --> 02:05:51,460
Everybody bounce eight point four million Wow

2050
02:05:52,880 --> 02:05:54,880
significant drop

2051
02:05:54,880 --> 02:05:59,520
Awesome and also like if you've been in like New York City, it's not that big of a place

2052
02:06:00,000 --> 02:06:04,120
It really isn't everything man. Manhattan's not that big of a place

2053
02:06:04,120 --> 02:06:10,640
But no, but like your city as a whole like even like all the boroughs combined. It's not that big for eight million people

2054
02:06:11,080 --> 02:06:18,080
Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's a lot of people packed into a small area. Yeah, it's like no wonder kovat spread like fucking wildfire

2055
02:06:18,080 --> 02:06:21,880
It is is New York still the the the highest population in America

2056
02:06:21,880 --> 02:06:29,640
The city yeah, yeah, cuz that's like I thought that it like it thought like Los Angeles was close

2057
02:06:31,840 --> 02:06:37,520
Houston's getting close to Houston's accident getting a decent a few million people in LA

2058
02:06:38,640 --> 02:06:42,120
Houston's getting a shit ton of people moving down there. So is like

2059
02:06:43,040 --> 02:06:49,640
The greater like Florida area like that whole area is getting a shit ton of people moving down there. Yeah

2060
02:06:49,640 --> 02:06:54,880
Like Florida's is becoming big New York is dying like it's not dying dying but like it's

2061
02:06:55,680 --> 02:07:01,120
Losing two million people in the the how it's with the census every ten years

2062
02:07:03,120 --> 02:07:10,120
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so like losing two million people in ten years is a fucking big problem

2063
02:07:10,600 --> 02:07:12,960
That's a big deal, dude. Yeah, you got to recover that

2064
02:07:12,960 --> 02:07:16,480
I mean the crazy thing is is New York State as a whole with sales tax

2065
02:07:16,480 --> 02:07:21,720
Pulls in more than the GDP of a lot of small nations. Yeah, just in sales tax. Yeah

2066
02:07:22,240 --> 02:07:28,800
Like more than other countries produces a whole and my dad runs a business and he's just like dude

2067
02:07:28,800 --> 02:07:33,680
They fuck you with taxes. Oh, yeah, they fuck you with taxes. I don't want you to be a business owner

2068
02:07:33,680 --> 02:07:37,160
No, but he's just like he's like we made a profit and

2069
02:07:38,160 --> 02:07:42,520
After taxes it was like less than ten grand. Oh my god

2070
02:07:42,520 --> 02:07:47,640
Bro, yeah, they do not they make it so difficult to make any fucking money because they want people

2071
02:07:47,640 --> 02:07:49,640
He's like I still turned a profit

2072
02:07:50,160 --> 02:07:55,800
Like he's like this is the first year that I actually like turned like a real profit and didn't get it fucked by taxes

2073
02:07:55,800 --> 02:08:00,840
But he's like it was still like we were we're in the green but barely right?

2074
02:08:00,840 --> 02:08:06,680
It's like why even bother like after like your time like if you if you split it up

2075
02:08:07,000 --> 02:08:10,600
Because he was able to pay like he's like he's fully in the green

2076
02:08:10,600 --> 02:08:15,920
Now like he's able to pay all the bills off pay like the employees pay himself and

2077
02:08:16,400 --> 02:08:24,120
Still have some money left over but like it's like to a point where it's just like for all the work that you did

2078
02:08:24,600 --> 02:08:29,400
Like you still got fucked by the taxes right that shit. It's like

2079
02:08:30,120 --> 02:08:33,320
It's like you'd be better off working a part-time job. Yeah, yeah

2080
02:08:33,320 --> 02:08:38,520
I mean, he still makes a decent amount with it, but like he like the shit that he pays himself

2081
02:08:38,520 --> 02:08:42,440
Like but like the actual like companies like net worth is

2082
02:08:43,160 --> 02:08:45,160
Like the amount that's like in it

2083
02:08:45,480 --> 02:08:50,760
but then plus like with the the bonus of like the the profits that they're finally getting now and

2084
02:08:51,080 --> 02:08:56,520
Mind you he's been in business since I was 14 years old. So it's like been 11 years

2085
02:08:57,000 --> 02:09:03,720
So so before that he'd never made a he was always he was in the red until like four years ago

2086
02:09:03,720 --> 02:09:08,120
All right, three years ago. Oh my god. Yeah, that's a hobby. No, no

2087
02:09:08,120 --> 02:09:10,760
But like like the thing is in order to start a business

2088
02:09:10,760 --> 02:09:15,320
You need to be in the red for like five years like that's like you're like bleeds money for five years

2089
02:09:15,320 --> 02:09:20,680
And if you can get past five years, that's normally when you start accumulating money

2090
02:09:20,680 --> 02:09:23,960
And now it's like finally starting to like like you got it

2091
02:09:23,960 --> 02:09:28,280
It's like like doing a thing where you have to push the ball all the way up the hill

2092
02:09:28,280 --> 02:09:29,000
Yeah

2093
02:09:29,000 --> 02:09:34,120
And then when you finally let it it just accumulates and keeps going faster and faster and faster

2094
02:09:34,120 --> 02:09:39,480
And then it's basically an autopilot at that point, but it takes a shit ton of work to get to that point

2095
02:09:39,480 --> 02:09:44,040
Yeah, what kind of business was it again? Uh retro video game store actually. So that's fucking awesome

2096
02:09:44,040 --> 02:09:49,320
Yeah, so like anytime or like in like modern like games too, like he gets in like new stuff

2097
02:09:49,320 --> 02:09:53,160
So like anytime like I want to like try a new game or something and I don't have it

2098
02:09:53,160 --> 02:09:55,880
I just go to the store and pay them a discounted price on it

2099
02:09:55,880 --> 02:10:00,680
Because you know he gets him for he gets me he gets me the distributor cost ones

2100
02:10:00,680 --> 02:10:05,160
So instead of being like uh $70 the game's like fucking 50 bucks for me

2101
02:10:05,160 --> 02:10:05,960
Damn

2102
02:10:05,960 --> 02:10:11,160
So like I get a decent discount. I get it. I get it at like base prices like the the ones so

2103
02:10:11,160 --> 02:10:14,840
He makes a profit of $20 on each one that he sells brand new ones

2104
02:10:14,840 --> 02:10:18,120
Um I buy it at like this the cost

2105
02:10:18,120 --> 02:10:18,840
Wow

2106
02:10:18,840 --> 02:10:19,320
Yeah

2107
02:10:19,320 --> 02:10:22,600
Damn that's fucking crazy. That's a such an interesting thing

2108
02:10:22,600 --> 02:10:27,960
Business model. Yeah, um yeah, but they make it fucking difficult dude. Oh absolutely

2109
02:10:27,960 --> 02:10:33,000
Because they want you to be an employee because they automatically off the rip get 30% of your income

2110
02:10:33,000 --> 02:10:38,520
Yep, so it's like why would they want you starting a business? Yeah, they make it as difficult as possible

2111
02:10:38,520 --> 02:10:42,600
Did I tell you how much they charged me in taxes this year? It was hilarious. Yeah

2112
02:10:43,240 --> 02:10:46,280
So the fed gave me back money

2113
02:10:47,720 --> 02:10:49,720
No, no, no, New York gave me back money

2114
02:10:49,720 --> 02:10:55,640
Actually, wow, that's surprising the fed took $33

2115
02:10:56,680 --> 02:10:58,680
Really? Yeah

2116
02:10:58,680 --> 02:11:05,000
What the fuck and I'm like, what the fuck are you gonna do with $33? They took $33 from you

2117
02:11:05,000 --> 02:11:12,120
Like like I feel like if it's under like 100, it's like negligible like yeah, but like $33

2118
02:11:12,120 --> 02:11:15,320
What the fuck and like they're like you have to pay it by this day. I'm like, it's 33

2119
02:11:15,320 --> 02:11:17,320
I'll get I'll go to the fed

2120
02:11:17,320 --> 02:11:23,160
Like building in like Albany and be like here's $33. I always end up paying mine late

2121
02:11:23,880 --> 02:11:26,680
You see that video? I haven't even done my taxes yet

2122
02:11:27,640 --> 02:11:32,360
The YouTube video of the guy who pays his parking ticket in pennies. Yeah, I call the cops on them

2123
02:11:32,360 --> 02:11:34,360
Yeah, that's a really like common thing

2124
02:11:35,080 --> 02:11:37,080
That's a little that's getting a little big

2125
02:11:38,680 --> 02:11:43,560
They won't they won't take pennies no, you know, they don't have to I mean it's technically legal tender

2126
02:11:43,560 --> 02:11:45,560
So they have to

2127
02:11:45,560 --> 02:11:51,560
I don't know if they I don't know they have to be rolled. Yeah, they have to like you you it's legal tender

2128
02:11:51,560 --> 02:11:55,960
You have to take pennies, but they're saying they have to be rolled. You can't just you can't just dump pennies

2129
02:11:55,960 --> 02:11:57,960
Why do we have that's the funniest shit ever though?

2130
02:11:57,960 --> 02:12:07,480
So pennies pennies like are actually like important because of things like tax and shit like that like because without pennies

2131
02:12:08,200 --> 02:12:10,680
Everything would have to be integers of five, right?

2132
02:12:10,680 --> 02:12:16,680
Everything would have to be integers of five right and or twos and you'd have to be no

2133
02:12:16,840 --> 02:12:21,400
There's no there's no two. Well, you can make a penny worth whatever you want. It could be worth two cents

2134
02:12:22,120 --> 02:12:26,040
So the lowest thing you could have is two cents two cent intervals

2135
02:12:27,320 --> 02:12:32,600
Or one cent intervals or two or three because a penny say at the beginning

2136
02:12:32,840 --> 02:12:38,120
Say when donald trump was in the office a penny's worth a penny now. It's worth like I don't know one third of that

2137
02:12:38,120 --> 02:12:40,120
Oh my god

2138
02:12:40,920 --> 02:12:42,840
Because the sleepy joe

2139
02:12:42,840 --> 02:12:48,360
But like a penny like the the reason why we have pennies is because if we didn't everything would be way more expensive

2140
02:12:48,840 --> 02:12:53,160
I don't think that's true though. No, no, no, no, no like like not way more expensive, but

2141
02:12:53,800 --> 02:12:55,800
the the the the

2142
02:12:57,240 --> 02:13:00,680
Overall cost of everything like in the end would be

2143
02:13:01,480 --> 02:13:06,440
way more money than than just what it is because let's say if something's like um,

2144
02:13:06,440 --> 02:13:10,840
Um, uh two dollars and fifty fifty eight cents

2145
02:13:11,880 --> 02:13:13,160
um

2146
02:13:13,160 --> 02:13:18,600
They would just round that up to two two dollars and ninety cents or I mean two dollars and and uh and sixty cents

2147
02:13:19,160 --> 02:13:21,160
Right. So that two cents

2148
02:13:21,800 --> 02:13:27,480
Even though it's not doesn't seem like that big of a deal think of that over 30 years if they just kept rounding up like

2149
02:13:27,960 --> 02:13:29,960
rounding up anywhere from uh

2150
02:13:29,960 --> 02:13:35,720
Uh one cent to five cents like just imagine like over 30 years

2151
02:13:36,360 --> 02:13:38,360
And how much?

2152
02:13:38,760 --> 02:13:44,360
Million sales over 30 years how much how much how many how many times like a week do you like buy something?

2153
02:13:44,760 --> 02:13:49,640
Like like you buy like a soda from like the store or like like rice or like whatever

2154
02:13:50,040 --> 02:13:52,040
like you go or like eggs and like

2155
02:13:52,520 --> 02:13:58,280
That those those pennies that are there would accumulate into something. That's like ridiculous after a while

2156
02:13:58,280 --> 02:14:03,000
That's why we have pennies because they're like, yeah, they suck. They're not really useful

2157
02:14:03,160 --> 02:14:07,560
But it needs to have a you need to have a penny so you can you know

2158
02:14:08,040 --> 02:14:12,840
Not have to pay way more money in like in the long run because yeah

2159
02:14:13,000 --> 02:14:18,200
Let's say you did that for fucking 30 years. Like I I paid for shit for 30 years

2160
02:14:18,840 --> 02:14:26,760
That's like probably a couple grand maybe even 10 grand at least like with um with the amount like of just

2161
02:14:26,760 --> 02:14:29,160
Just things that you spend money on like constantly

2162
02:14:29,720 --> 02:14:31,720
Now what if you have fractions of pennies?

2163
02:14:32,680 --> 02:14:39,560
That doesn't make sense. No, it does like that's what the movie office space is about. Yeah, I remember that like fractions of the pennies get

2164
02:14:40,360 --> 02:14:43,880
Yeah, I love that. I don't know if I don't know if it's actually possible

2165
02:14:43,960 --> 02:14:48,600
I don't know if it's possible, but like I love when he checked the thing and he's just like, let's see. Oh, no

2166
02:14:49,800 --> 02:14:51,800
Put the decimal in the wrong spot

2167
02:14:51,800 --> 02:15:03,260
I'm gonna watch that movie. It's such a good movie. What I used to oh remember lond

2168
02:15:04,200 --> 02:15:06,200
Yeah, london's awesome

2169
02:15:06,280 --> 02:15:12,840
We used to quote that one. He loved that movie london's a great guy. He's done. I think he's down in texas now or florida one on the two

2170
02:15:13,560 --> 02:15:19,960
Florida man who lond I don't know if you were there for lond chris. Oh, no, I don't know. No good guy though. Great guy

2171
02:15:19,960 --> 02:15:24,760
Fucking about your height huge beard now like good looking fella

2172
02:15:25,800 --> 02:15:27,160
Navy man

2173
02:15:27,160 --> 02:15:31,400
Is that what he's doing down in florida? No, he's a cop down in florida. I think oh really?

2174
02:15:31,400 --> 02:15:35,960
Yeah, that movie is what made me not want to become an office worker when I grew up

2175
02:15:37,720 --> 02:15:41,720
Yeah, I'm gonna have you coming on uh the weekend

2176
02:15:41,720 --> 02:15:47,160
I'll tell you a hilarious office worker story. That'd be great once we get off of this

2177
02:15:47,160 --> 02:15:50,200
But like good good fucking why once we get off

2178
02:15:51,000 --> 02:15:53,000
Uh, just in case anybody

2179
02:15:53,000 --> 02:15:56,760
Sensitivity. Yeah, just well just in case anybody listening is like

2180
02:15:57,400 --> 02:15:59,400
Works where I work

2181
02:15:59,880 --> 02:16:01,880
It's so funny though

2182
02:16:01,880 --> 02:16:08,680
But yeah, dude office space is a fantastic movie like I love that movie. Yeah, the fucking guy with a stapler. I believe he had made the

2183
02:16:10,200 --> 02:16:13,240
What exactly is it that you do here

2184
02:16:13,240 --> 02:16:16,280
I I I I I I I I I I a few people like that

2185
02:16:18,040 --> 02:16:21,080
The guy the guy who like actually does nothing

2186
02:16:21,800 --> 02:16:24,520
Gets promoted. Yeah, I feel like an office job

2187
02:16:24,520 --> 02:16:30,120
You could just come in and do nothing and like as long as you're there, they would just like I also love how the hypnotist guy

2188
02:16:30,120 --> 02:16:31,560
Has a heart attack

2189
02:16:31,560 --> 02:16:33,560
during the hypnotist thing

2190
02:16:34,120 --> 02:16:38,040
I forgot about he's just chilling there. He's like man. Wait, isn't that newman?

2191
02:16:38,040 --> 02:16:43,400
Yes, I think it is yeah, yeah, the problem is that the problem isn't that

2192
02:16:44,840 --> 02:16:46,920
The problem is that I just don't care

2193
02:16:50,760 --> 02:16:52,760
Guys like that's what we need

2194
02:16:55,000 --> 02:16:57,000
I'm not

2195
02:16:57,880 --> 02:16:59,880
I'm not lazy. I just don't care

2196
02:17:01,480 --> 02:17:03,800
I also love the guy who's like sitting like who like

2197
02:17:03,800 --> 02:17:10,600
Lives next door. He's like hey the porn channel's coming through check it out. Yeah, isn't that rex quand oh?

2198
02:17:11,480 --> 02:17:13,480
Yeah

2199
02:17:14,520 --> 02:17:16,520
Really

2200
02:17:17,320 --> 02:17:19,320
Really

2201
02:17:20,200 --> 02:17:22,200
Really

2202
02:17:22,520 --> 02:17:24,520
Nowadays I've seen

2203
02:17:25,560 --> 02:17:27,720
There's a lot of good actors I was a lot of reasons like

2204
02:17:27,720 --> 02:17:34,040
I was a lot of reasons like you see and then somebody comes in and tells you have a case of the mondays. He's like nah, man

2205
02:17:34,760 --> 02:17:36,040
nah

2206
02:17:36,040 --> 02:17:37,560
Nah, man

2207
02:17:37,560 --> 02:17:39,960
You'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that

2208
02:17:43,080 --> 02:17:50,200
I forgot all about that dude if I fucking if I didn't do this I would either be a mechanic or or uh, or uh,

2209
02:17:50,440 --> 02:17:52,440
Construction worker really? Yeah

2210
02:17:53,160 --> 02:17:54,280
man

2211
02:17:54,280 --> 02:17:55,560
I just couldn't

2212
02:17:55,560 --> 02:18:01,240
Derive any kind of meaning from that. Um, I really didn't care about the meaning. I just cared about money

2213
02:18:01,400 --> 02:18:03,400
I'm like I need something to survive

2214
02:18:04,360 --> 02:18:05,960
That's what you chose

2215
02:18:05,960 --> 02:18:07,080
Yeah

2216
02:18:07,080 --> 02:18:09,080
Because you were worried about money

2217
02:18:09,080 --> 02:18:12,760
It was either like when I first did this it was either ems or the army

2218
02:18:13,320 --> 02:18:15,080
and i'm like, uh

2219
02:18:15,080 --> 02:18:17,900
I'll take the emt course if I fail out of that i'm joining the army

2220
02:18:17,900 --> 02:18:20,940
Like that was like my thought process i'm like if I fail

2221
02:18:20,940 --> 02:18:24,940
Because I thought that being an emt was way harder than it was like to get into it

2222
02:18:25,100 --> 02:18:29,180
Yeah, it seemed like when you first started that I was something like crazy really nuts

2223
02:18:29,180 --> 02:18:31,980
But like it's just taking old people to the next level

2224
02:18:31,980 --> 02:18:36,060
Yeah, but like I and like, you know seeing people get chopped up and shit and being like whatever

2225
02:18:37,100 --> 02:18:39,100
But I was like, okay, I'm gonna do this

2226
02:18:40,140 --> 02:18:42,140
I'm gonna do this

2227
02:18:42,140 --> 02:18:44,140
I'm gonna do this

2228
02:18:44,140 --> 02:18:50,540
I'm gonna do this and then I'm like, what would I do after I got out of the army and then I'm like probably a construction worker or like a mechanic

2229
02:18:51,100 --> 02:18:56,060
Like everybody in my family besides like my dad my dad was like the first one who like went white collar

2230
02:18:56,380 --> 02:19:04,620
But besides that like my grandfather was a mechanic my grandfather's grandfather was a mechanic like his dad was a mechanic like everybody like they're just mechanics from like the start of cars

2231
02:19:05,420 --> 02:19:07,420
And like I i'm just like

2232
02:19:07,420 --> 02:19:13,980
I'm like I might just do that or just naturally gift it all right?

2233
02:19:13,980 --> 02:19:18,620
But and then I'm like I'm like, or or I could do construction and like I'm like

2234
02:19:18,620 --> 02:19:22,460
Because then I would have satisfied my need for duty by being in the army

2235
02:19:22,460 --> 02:19:26,380
Like I would have been like, okay, I served I served my country now

2236
02:19:26,380 --> 02:19:30,780
I'll just do this to you know, because then I would have been like, okay, I'm gonna do this

2237
02:19:30,780 --> 02:19:32,780
I'm gonna do this. I'm gonna do this

2238
02:19:32,780 --> 02:19:38,860
I served I served my country now. I'll just do this to you know, because then I'd be like I felt like I did

2239
02:19:39,020 --> 02:19:43,100
I did my part for the thing and that's when I feel like I'd be like, okay

2240
02:19:43,100 --> 02:19:49,020
I did my part I can just do this now for like money like I already I already served my my country in a way

2241
02:19:49,180 --> 02:19:51,980
I get that 100% so that's that's pretty much what I was thinking

2242
02:19:51,980 --> 02:19:55,340
I'm like if I don't do this, I'll do the army. I'll get out. I'll do construction

2243
02:19:55,340 --> 02:19:59,980
I'll be like I did my service to my country now. I'll just do this for money or like whatever

2244
02:19:59,980 --> 02:20:05,020
Would you still consider that ever? I thought about it. I really did but I'm like

2245
02:20:05,740 --> 02:20:11,900
I'm getting older now and the older that you get the harder construction is on your body, right and mechanics

2246
02:20:11,900 --> 02:20:16,940
Yeah, I know people that are killer mechanics and they went back to school for like it

2247
02:20:16,940 --> 02:20:21,740
Yeah, and just to get out of it now they they work on stuff on their YouTube channel

2248
02:20:21,740 --> 02:20:24,460
Yeah, I know this one guy has got a YouTube channel. He works on trucks

2249
02:20:24,460 --> 02:20:30,300
but yeah, he worked at like BMW dealerships and yeah, he was like a legit mechanic and

2250
02:20:30,860 --> 02:20:33,500
Like my grandfather is like the rank of like master mechanic

2251
02:20:34,620 --> 02:20:38,380
But like he he had to retire because you know, diabetes is taking his feet

2252
02:20:38,940 --> 02:20:40,300
but um

2253
02:20:40,300 --> 02:20:44,780
like me and him like worked on worked on his truck all the time when we were kids like when I was a kid and

2254
02:20:45,980 --> 02:20:49,100
Like we just did that shit. Like I just naturally had a

2255
02:20:49,100 --> 02:20:58,540
An incline to machines being able to fix them. Um, so I turned that into a ability to fix people

2256
02:20:59,820 --> 02:21:03,100
But like if you actually look at it people are not that different from cars

2257
02:21:04,060 --> 02:21:08,620
They're really not like you you need you need this shit to go around you need the fluid to go around

2258
02:21:09,100 --> 02:21:12,940
You need the the like the the engine or the heart to keep going

2259
02:21:13,660 --> 02:21:18,380
And you like some of the parts you're like, okay, we can replace some of the parts we can do this

2260
02:21:18,380 --> 02:21:21,340
It's like we're there and if there's a leak fix the leak

2261
02:21:21,500 --> 02:21:25,740
If there's like it's like the only thing that's different is brain for us and we don't really work on that

2262
02:21:26,380 --> 02:21:32,460
Cars have brains. Yeah, like a PC. Yeah. Yeah, but like it's like when you think and like people are like

2263
02:21:33,100 --> 02:21:36,780
Like when I say that they're like, oh, that's actually that's actually a pretty good like like thought process

2264
02:21:36,780 --> 02:21:42,700
There's so many similarities between cars and people because i'm like it's like it's like a car and a person aren't really that different

2265
02:21:42,700 --> 02:21:46,460
To work on like you just gotta learn no different skills to do either one

2266
02:21:46,460 --> 02:21:51,180
But like at baseline and like I think that's another thing that helps me out with like doing the job

2267
02:21:51,500 --> 02:21:54,460
Because i'm like it's just like it's like working on like a car for me

2268
02:21:54,460 --> 02:22:00,700
Like people are like that you like so you dehumanize people i'm like kind of i'm like i'm doing this because i'm like, okay

2269
02:22:00,700 --> 02:22:03,340
I'm seeing this as like a problem that needs to be fixed

2270
02:22:03,340 --> 02:22:07,740
I don't really see the people as people because if I did i'd fucking go insane like I was just like

2271
02:22:07,740 --> 02:22:12,700
All right, i'll see him as like like a fucking vehicle or like whatever that needs to be fixed and i'm like, okay

2272
02:22:12,700 --> 02:22:16,860
Just think of them as a car and that's the night. That's that's how I do it

2273
02:22:16,860 --> 02:22:18,860
I just think of people as cars when i'm fixing them

2274
02:22:19,500 --> 02:22:21,500
Like that's that's a real thing

2275
02:22:22,060 --> 02:22:23,580
Yeah

2276
02:22:23,580 --> 02:22:24,780
Yeah, like

2277
02:22:24,780 --> 02:22:31,260
With a car it's air fuel and spark right with people. It's airway breathing circulation. Mm-hmm three three things you need

2278
02:22:32,060 --> 02:22:34,060
but um

2279
02:22:34,060 --> 02:22:39,100
That's actually a really like interesting thing is like the similarities between people and cars like

2280
02:22:39,100 --> 02:22:43,100
We make things in our own image all the time without even fucking realizing it

2281
02:22:43,100 --> 02:22:47,900
Oh, yeah, like the symmetry of a car. Mm-hmm. That's where people put eyelashes on the headlights

2282
02:22:47,900 --> 02:22:54,780
Yeah, and like the like like some cars have like a more like feminine shape to them and shit like people are just like they're doing

2283
02:22:54,780 --> 02:23:01,580
Shit without even realizing it right like like the curves of a car can match like there's like a one car that actually looks like

2284
02:23:01,580 --> 02:23:07,340
A like a woman laying down. I forgot which one it was but like when they lined it up the dress out of sophia

2285
02:23:07,340 --> 02:23:09,340
The AI robot. Yeah

2286
02:23:09,980 --> 02:23:11,980
Oh, yeah, but like

2287
02:23:11,980 --> 02:23:16,700
We literally we just make we make things in our own image and like in a way

2288
02:23:17,420 --> 02:23:21,100
we're we're we're acting as god in that because

2289
02:23:21,740 --> 02:23:25,260
God made us in him his image and we can't make anything

2290
02:23:26,220 --> 02:23:28,220
like god can but we

2291
02:23:29,260 --> 02:23:32,460
But we make but we make things in our own image

2292
02:23:32,460 --> 02:23:38,540
So technically we're making things in god's image as well. Well, it's it's kind of interesting to think

2293
02:23:39,660 --> 02:23:41,180
right like

2294
02:23:41,180 --> 02:23:44,780
Things have a tendency to follow the path of least resistance

2295
02:23:44,780 --> 02:23:50,780
Yeah, right and are forced like we look the way we look because we are forced to look this way by nature

2296
02:23:51,500 --> 02:23:57,900
Right by the constraints that nature put on humans. Yeah, right that nature is what like shape the way we look, right?

2297
02:23:57,900 --> 02:24:02,940
However, you want to think about it if you know if you call that god, whatever you want to say

2298
02:24:02,940 --> 02:24:05,660
Yeah, you know or you want to say we're designed but

2299
02:24:06,460 --> 02:24:08,060
because of like

2300
02:24:08,060 --> 02:24:13,420
You know like our size like everything is forced by nature. Yeah, right. So

2301
02:24:14,060 --> 02:24:16,380
Our environment isn't actually separate from us

2302
02:24:17,020 --> 02:24:20,540
You know, it's it's we're one with our environment

2303
02:24:21,100 --> 02:24:25,580
Right, like people think that your body ends on where your skin ends

2304
02:24:25,580 --> 02:24:29,660
And it's like no, there's like a whole microbiome that lives on your skin

2305
02:24:30,140 --> 02:24:31,420
and then

2306
02:24:31,420 --> 02:24:37,500
You're just you're like connected to the environment, but things have a tendency to reflect on a larger scale

2307
02:24:38,300 --> 02:24:40,300
How they're built on a smaller scale?

2308
02:24:40,300 --> 02:24:45,100
Yeah, if that if that makes any sense, like they say like if you zoom out and like look at the

2309
02:24:46,220 --> 02:24:49,020
The universe it looks like neurons in a brain

2310
02:24:49,020 --> 02:24:53,500
Yeah, it does right because if they follow things in nature follow similar patterns

2311
02:24:53,500 --> 02:24:59,340
Things in nature follow similar patterns. Yeah, you know because it's all governed by the same rules of physics

2312
02:24:59,820 --> 02:25:04,460
You know, it's just really interesting. There's also the interesting like that makes any sense. Yeah

2313
02:25:04,940 --> 02:25:06,940
there's also the interesting concept of like

2314
02:25:07,820 --> 02:25:09,820
People's cars match their personality

2315
02:25:10,860 --> 02:25:16,380
Like almost like every time if you look at somebody and they drive a car you're like, oh I can see that person driving

2316
02:25:16,620 --> 02:25:21,420
Casey's car matches his personality. I actually do I do it. Yeah, the Buick matches

2317
02:25:21,420 --> 02:25:22,700
His personality

2318
02:25:22,700 --> 02:25:24,300
You know what they say?

2319
02:25:24,300 --> 02:25:28,380
When I pull up in the Buick, please get behind me. No, they know what i'm doing

2320
02:25:30,780 --> 02:25:35,500
But like it's like like you can like look at somebody and when they drive their car you're like, oh I can see that

2321
02:25:35,900 --> 02:25:41,260
Yeah, like the fucking like i'm big strong tough guy. I drive a truck. I'm a big truck guy. Yeah

2322
02:25:41,900 --> 02:25:44,860
I want to be cool. I'm a cool truck man. Yeah

2323
02:25:45,740 --> 02:25:47,580
Their dick's too small

2324
02:25:47,580 --> 02:25:52,060
Fucking rich dudes driving sports cars being just like i'm better than you because I drive a fucking

2325
02:25:52,840 --> 02:25:54,940
Maserati and they really think it too. Yeah

2326
02:25:55,900 --> 02:26:00,880
And then there's like people who drive a Subaru. Yeah, so i'm a fucking punk weirdo

2327
02:26:03,820 --> 02:26:09,740
I was riding my fucking Subaru today the mailman like my old 2000 Subaru the mailman came up

2328
02:26:09,740 --> 02:26:14,060
He's like yo if you ever want to buy that Subaru, let me know. Oh sell it. I mean

2329
02:26:15,100 --> 02:26:17,100
If you ever want to sell it, that's fine

2330
02:26:17,100 --> 02:26:20,780
Like if I when I see a Subaru I think of one of two things

2331
02:26:21,260 --> 02:26:27,260
A per a lesbian in a forester or a fucking guy who uh who likes anime a lot?

2332
02:26:28,380 --> 02:26:29,340
Yeah

2333
02:26:29,340 --> 02:26:30,620
um

2334
02:26:30,620 --> 02:26:38,460
Or like the you see the flat brim hat guys. Yeah with the white sunglasses. Yep a lot of monster stickers. Yeah

2335
02:26:39,500 --> 02:26:41,500
What else douche flutes?

2336
02:26:41,500 --> 02:26:47,500
Yeah

2337
02:26:51,900 --> 02:26:58,060
Dude we haven't been on vr in a long time. I know i'm still paying for that. I paid 10 dollars a month for vr chat

2338
02:26:58,940 --> 02:27:04,060
Yeah, yeah to get to get don juan's palace. I still pay for my minecraft realm

2339
02:27:04,060 --> 02:27:10,540
What's that? I still pay for my minecraft the other one with the fucking temple on it still. Yeah, I still have it

2340
02:27:11,420 --> 02:27:14,540
How much is it? It's like seven bucks a month. Yeah

2341
02:27:15,900 --> 02:27:17,820
Dude, they're scamming us

2342
02:27:17,820 --> 02:27:23,340
I pay for spotify premium. I don't even fucking use it. I use youtube premium me but like everybody's like

2343
02:27:23,980 --> 02:27:30,380
Everybody's like whoa, bro. Why do you get youtube premium? I'm like youtube is like my my cable same same here

2344
02:27:30,380 --> 02:27:34,220
We should run some premium content like that people have to pay for patreon

2345
02:27:34,780 --> 02:27:38,060
And it would just be us be like like making autistic noises

2346
02:27:39,580 --> 02:27:43,340
We could record the podcast and put it like actually make a video

2347
02:27:43,660 --> 02:27:48,940
That's what I like. We would have to have multiple angles like we'd have to probably have like four cameras. Yeah

2348
02:27:49,660 --> 02:27:50,700
but um

2349
02:27:50,700 --> 02:27:55,580
Yeah, we wouldn't need it. You could just put make some paid content 9-eleven content

2350
02:27:55,580 --> 02:28:01,260
No, but like if we if we ended up doing like a youtube thing we could upload it on youtube and have like a camera there

2351
02:28:01,660 --> 02:28:04,460
the camera there there and like

2352
02:28:05,340 --> 02:28:09,500
Like over there and just have them like on our faces and we could cut in between

2353
02:28:09,820 --> 02:28:15,740
The the the faces of all of us while we're talking type shit. Oh, I see. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be dope. Yeah

2354
02:28:16,460 --> 02:28:21,340
And then you'd have like one that like covers like you'd have one that covers all our faces and you'd have one that just covers

2355
02:28:21,340 --> 02:28:26,140
Like the the table type thing. The only thing is just getting that many cameras is fucking

2356
02:28:26,860 --> 02:28:29,740
Is a fucking problem in itself, but you could also use your phone

2357
02:28:29,900 --> 02:28:33,980
Which I found out that you can use your phone and it's a pretty decent stands for phones

2358
02:28:34,300 --> 02:28:34,540
Yeah

2359
02:28:34,540 --> 02:28:38,620
You can get it like decent like if we all just use our phone to like record it and just send it all

2360
02:28:38,860 --> 02:28:43,980
In and then we could just edit the the the thing to it and like use this audio track

2361
02:28:44,940 --> 02:28:46,940
and just match it up to it because

2362
02:28:46,940 --> 02:28:53,180
Because instead of using the video's audio which sucks you can use this audio and to just layer the video over it

2363
02:28:53,180 --> 02:28:57,900
It just takes like I I could edit that together pretty like easily. It just takes some time

2364
02:28:58,140 --> 02:28:59,500
Like yeah, you're just doing it

2365
02:28:59,500 --> 02:29:04,060
But then you just be able to like if I had my phone here and like you had your phone like there

2366
02:29:04,700 --> 02:29:07,580
And like he like we all had our phones out that like we're recording

2367
02:29:08,060 --> 02:29:10,060
We could send that to me

2368
02:29:10,220 --> 02:29:14,060
I could edit all that together and then we could have like another camera that just covers all of us

2369
02:29:14,060 --> 02:29:17,740
That we could like switch back and forth to like when like multiple people are talking

2370
02:29:18,300 --> 02:29:20,300
type thing

2371
02:29:20,380 --> 02:29:21,580
Like we could do something like that

2372
02:29:21,580 --> 02:29:24,780
But like I like a whole bunch of youtubers that like I watch there's like yeah, dude

2373
02:29:24,780 --> 02:29:30,540
We I start on my phone like that's like and like like and like they make decent videos like on their phone and shit

2374
02:29:30,700 --> 02:29:37,020
Like that's a good idea. Yeah with the phone thing. My phone's getting pretty fucking old. It's about six years old

2375
02:29:37,020 --> 02:29:42,700
Now it's got a new one. Did you? Yeah, which one's yours? I got it. Mine's the 8. Yeah, I got a 12

2376
02:29:42,700 --> 02:29:44,700
I have one for t8 plus

2377
02:29:45,180 --> 02:29:47,180
Um, what did you have before that?

2378
02:29:47,420 --> 02:29:54,540
Uh, like 10. Oh damn. I had so far behind. I had a 12 and I think they're 14 now, right? Yeah

2379
02:29:55,100 --> 02:29:57,260
I actually took it out and replaced the battery

2380
02:29:57,740 --> 02:29:59,740
It's like fucking time consuming

2381
02:30:00,860 --> 02:30:02,940
You you took what out?

2382
02:30:04,460 --> 02:30:07,660
Like I took the phone apart and replaced the battery and shit on what?

2383
02:30:07,660 --> 02:30:13,580
I'm not my old iphone and my laptop. Oh, you actually did it yourself. Yeah, damn

2384
02:30:13,580 --> 02:30:17,020
I see I tried to do that on my six. Actually. I tried to fix the screen

2385
02:30:17,820 --> 02:30:19,740
and um

2386
02:30:19,740 --> 02:30:25,100
My buddy came up to me before I did it and he's like hey man. I got something you might want to try

2387
02:30:25,980 --> 02:30:29,100
I'm like, what's that? And he's like, why don't you come over here?

2388
02:30:29,660 --> 02:30:33,100
And this was at a place I worked but I wasn't on the clock but he was

2389
02:30:33,900 --> 02:30:35,900
And so he's like take a couple puffs off this

2390
02:30:35,900 --> 02:30:38,940
And I was like, all right, do you wait it out?

2391
02:30:40,300 --> 02:30:43,900
I took a couple puffs off of it and that phone got fucked

2392
02:30:45,740 --> 02:30:52,940
That was not good you would be able to do that because there's so many little screws. Yeah, it was it was a disaster. Yeah. Yeah

2393
02:30:53,900 --> 02:30:55,900
Yeah, never again

2394
02:30:56,220 --> 02:31:01,660
No, I do it for you. I like doing it actually actually, um this one I had the screen replaced

2395
02:31:01,660 --> 02:31:08,700
And I paid like 100 bucks to have it replaced. Oh, yeah, I could figure I could replace the screen in like 40 minutes

2396
02:31:09,420 --> 02:31:10,940
Really? Oh, yeah

2397
02:31:10,940 --> 02:31:16,220
It just you just pay for the screen because I replaced the screen of my phone. It's like probably 30

2398
02:31:16,860 --> 02:31:18,860
Oh damn, this is uh

2399
02:31:19,900 --> 02:31:25,100
I think this one's gonna need a battery soon. So I'm like debating it's 50 bucks for a battery replacement

2400
02:31:25,820 --> 02:31:27,020
So i'm like

2401
02:31:27,020 --> 02:31:29,100
Do I do I keep it or do I get a new one?

2402
02:31:29,100 --> 02:31:33,020
Well, it's an eight. I would I would be like bro. Just just bite the bullet on the new one

2403
02:31:33,020 --> 02:31:38,620
Well, dude, I went into verizon and the guys like he's like no, dude. That's still a sweet phone

2404
02:31:39,180 --> 02:31:43,580
It is a decent phone, but like they're like apple has like kill switches

2405
02:31:43,580 --> 02:31:49,100
But they just do it after like well, they definitely did it to this because it's like so hard to text on it

2406
02:31:49,100 --> 02:31:51,500
Yeah, it's like super slow and um

2407
02:31:52,140 --> 02:31:58,140
They did the kill switch on my fucking mind mine's a 12 and there there are like after you get two generations

2408
02:31:58,140 --> 02:32:01,180
Beyond your thing they I they don't say that they have it

2409
02:32:01,180 --> 02:32:07,020
But every single like article that I read they they have kill switches for like if you're two generations behind they they're like

2410
02:32:07,340 --> 02:32:09,740
We'll just slow it down. Yeah shit like that. Oh, yeah

2411
02:32:09,740 --> 02:32:15,980
Like this is way slowed down and the camera's like fuzzy and i'm like, all right, they're fucking with me on all fronts here. Yeah

2412
02:32:16,780 --> 02:32:17,820
Yeah

2413
02:32:17,820 --> 02:32:21,580
It's like uh, what else is it doing? It's like it's like built to fail type things

2414
02:32:21,580 --> 02:32:25,180
Yeah, because it's like they would just last forever if they didn't put that in

2415
02:32:25,180 --> 02:32:32,380
Yeah, like today the I watched the battery go from 30 down to 18 like instantly and i'm like, oh

2416
02:32:32,860 --> 02:32:35,580
I see what you guys are doing here because I had

2417
02:32:36,140 --> 02:32:41,340
Literally, like I uh, I got a iphone 4 when I was 13 years old

2418
02:32:42,300 --> 02:32:48,860
I had that iphone 4 with a cracked screen until I fucking was in a freshman year of this sounds like a math problem

2419
02:32:50,540 --> 02:32:52,140
So basically

2420
02:32:52,140 --> 02:32:58,620
Six five years. I I got it like these like the my birthday my 13th birthday

2421
02:32:59,420 --> 02:33:04,780
and I got a iphone 8 or or yeah an iphone 8 on my uh

2422
02:33:05,580 --> 02:33:09,820
On my 19th birthday. So I had really yeah

2423
02:33:10,140 --> 02:33:14,780
So I had a four like I had a four and like the eight wasn't even like the the newest generation that was out

2424
02:33:14,860 --> 02:33:16,860
Like I think they were at a 10 at that point

2425
02:33:16,860 --> 02:33:22,940
And I had I had the same phone with a cracked screen for fucking years

2426
02:33:23,500 --> 02:33:25,500
Like it was like a problem

2427
02:33:25,500 --> 02:33:28,060
Like yeah, I didn't even get it thick and fixed

2428
02:33:28,460 --> 02:33:31,660
It got to the point when like, you know when they switched over like the the the

2429
02:33:31,980 --> 02:33:35,180
The charging port from like the like the old one to the new one. Yeah

2430
02:33:36,220 --> 02:33:41,660
It got to the point where I wasn't able to buy charging things for it because it was so just kept it that long

2431
02:33:41,900 --> 02:33:43,980
Yeah, that's my plan for this. I just want to

2432
02:33:43,980 --> 02:33:47,580
Like maybe i'll try and make it 10 years the decade with one phone

2433
02:33:47,740 --> 02:33:51,580
Yeah, because I I had it from 13 to about 19 or 20

2434
02:33:52,220 --> 02:33:54,380
Like that's that's how long I had my phone for

2435
02:33:55,020 --> 02:34:01,260
And like that thing was fucking the slowest thing on the planet by the time I got rid of it

2436
02:34:01,660 --> 02:34:06,700
Also, the screen was fucking shattered. It was like fuck. It wasn't like a normal it was fucking

2437
02:34:07,260 --> 02:34:12,700
Shattered here and it just broke down and I was so used to it that I could see through the cracks

2438
02:34:12,700 --> 02:34:14,700
like I was like

2439
02:34:15,180 --> 02:34:20,380
But like you know when you're like 14 and you look at uh porn on your phone and you think that they're gonna scan your phone

2440
02:34:20,460 --> 02:34:23,180
Like when you're fucking like when I was 14, I didn't have a phone

2441
02:34:24,300 --> 02:34:29,500
Like when I was 14, I I thought that they were gonna like scan my phone and be like you watched porn

2442
02:34:30,860 --> 02:34:36,540
When I when I went to like get like it like like like uh checked out dude kids are so lucky these days

2443
02:34:36,940 --> 02:34:39,740
Yeah, and then and then like the shit I had to do

2444
02:34:39,740 --> 02:34:42,140
On fucking dial up to get porn

2445
02:34:43,420 --> 02:34:48,300
And then I went and then I went to the fucking Verizon place and I got fucking so nervous when I was getting my phone

2446
02:34:48,300 --> 02:34:53,420
Done, and i'm fucking 19 years old. I'm a grown man at this point. You thought they knew yeah, and then there was like

2447
02:34:53,900 --> 02:34:55,900
All right, bro. Here you go. I'm like

2448
02:34:56,140 --> 02:35:01,340
That that's it. Like yeah, what do you think? It's illegal? Yeah, it's like a pork

2449
02:35:04,140 --> 02:35:06,140
Like this like you watched hentai

2450
02:35:06,140 --> 02:35:09,840
Trust me, dude. They know everything you're like horse come.com

2451
02:35:12,860 --> 02:35:14,380
Bro

2452
02:35:14,380 --> 02:35:18,380
So like I was so like fucking nervous like to go in with my parents and then be on this like

2453
02:35:18,620 --> 02:35:23,280
Oh, so it sees so it says here that you uh went to hentaihaven.com

2454
02:35:27,340 --> 02:35:32,800
I got in a fight with my dad back in the day when I was like, I think I was probably like 21

2455
02:35:32,800 --> 02:35:35,300
Um, I had a little laptop

2456
02:35:36,160 --> 02:35:37,600
um

2457
02:35:37,600 --> 02:35:40,400
And he said oh since it's on my wi-fi

2458
02:35:41,200 --> 02:35:46,160
I have to make sure that you know, it's good like that. There's no viruses on it or anything

2459
02:35:46,800 --> 02:35:49,620
And it's like dude. I had pictures of my fucking girlfriend

2460
02:35:50,240 --> 02:35:52,240
topless on it, right?

2461
02:35:52,480 --> 02:35:53,760
and uh

2462
02:35:53,760 --> 02:35:59,280
I come home. My dad's going through my fucking computer and i'm like, what the fuck dude? What are you doing?

2463
02:35:59,280 --> 02:36:02,880
Like I didn't give him permission to do it. He just started going through it

2464
02:36:03,040 --> 02:36:07,120
But that was his excuse is that since I use his wi-fi he's entitled to use my computer

2465
02:36:07,200 --> 02:36:11,280
So my parents when I when I had my fucking phone like thing they were like

2466
02:36:11,920 --> 02:36:18,000
I didn't realize it but they put the fucking child like thing. So like the chart like the child like like thing

2467
02:36:18,320 --> 02:36:22,100
So they knew what websites I was going on. They just blocked one word hentai

2468
02:36:23,280 --> 02:36:28,320
It wasn't like the block like it was like it was like the spyware for like like parents that you can actually put on phones

2469
02:36:28,320 --> 02:36:33,520
So they can see what you're looking at and then that's brutal. My dad goes

2470
02:36:34,880 --> 02:36:38,640
I was in my room like doing something like I think I was doing homework or something and he goes

2471
02:36:39,440 --> 02:36:41,440
We need to have a conversation

2472
02:36:43,440 --> 02:36:44,720
And I go

2473
02:36:44,720 --> 02:36:50,240
And when my dad's like my dad's normally like like a really like relatively chill guy and like he was like pretty like chill with

2474
02:36:50,240 --> 02:36:54,480
Parents like he looks like a fucking like guy that would rip you in half. But like he's a super chill guy

2475
02:36:55,120 --> 02:36:56,480
um

2476
02:36:56,480 --> 02:36:58,480
Probably autistic but um

2477
02:36:58,960 --> 02:37:06,080
Like in the good way like who's not like he's like the stoic type of autism like, you know what i'm talking about

2478
02:37:07,440 --> 02:37:09,440
But like he like but like

2479
02:37:09,920 --> 02:37:14,080
Like him in awkward situations is the funniest like looking back at this. It's fucking hilarious

2480
02:37:14,720 --> 02:37:17,600
And like I think he did it just to fuck with me, but he just goes

2481
02:37:19,120 --> 02:37:25,280
There were some things on your uh on your internet history that uh, we we need to talk. Ah, dude

2482
02:37:25,280 --> 02:37:27,280
I know that feeling and I go

2483
02:37:28,320 --> 02:37:30,320
fuck

2484
02:37:31,920 --> 02:37:37,200
He goes how about we take a drive up to because me and him we used to work out in the adirondacks

2485
02:37:37,280 --> 02:37:41,840
Like there's like a really nice like gym and like there's like a like a swimming like there's like it's it's it's at

2486
02:37:41,920 --> 02:37:44,240
It's at lake george like the norm part of it

2487
02:37:46,380 --> 02:37:48,380
Motherfucker I was

2488
02:37:50,000 --> 02:37:52,000
I was we went in the car

2489
02:37:52,000 --> 02:37:54,560
And the hour and 30 minute long trip

2490
02:37:55,360 --> 02:37:58,560
No radio. Oh god, no talking

2491
02:37:59,200 --> 02:38:01,200
He just drove

2492
02:38:01,200 --> 02:38:03,200
And stared ahead the entire time

2493
02:38:04,720 --> 02:38:10,080
And i'm like i'm like i'm waiting like i'm fucking pissing my pants waiting for him to like talk

2494
02:38:10,880 --> 02:38:12,880
It's the entire time

2495
02:38:13,040 --> 02:38:14,800
We go in there we work out

2496
02:38:14,800 --> 02:38:19,840
He doesn't even look at me when we're working out like doesn't like spot me or he just fucking does his workout

2497
02:38:19,840 --> 02:38:24,320
Fucking put his headphones on straight ahead doesn't even acknowledge that i'm there

2498
02:38:24,960 --> 02:38:29,600
Wow get get set we we go back into the car get in the car. He's just like

2499
02:38:30,160 --> 02:38:32,000
All right

2500
02:38:32,000 --> 02:38:34,880
Now we're gonna talk about this and I go fuck

2501
02:38:37,360 --> 02:38:41,200
And then he gave me the whole fucking talk like the whole fucking thing

2502
02:38:41,680 --> 02:38:44,480
Like and then he's just like he's just like yeah, all right

2503
02:38:44,560 --> 02:38:46,800
And he's just like and all this shit and he's like

2504
02:38:46,800 --> 02:38:52,880
Like blah blah blah blah like use a condom all the you know, the whole fucking awkward fucking thing and i'm like

2505
02:38:55,760 --> 02:38:57,760
I just wanted to look at boobs

2506
02:38:57,840 --> 02:38:59,440
God damn it and then he's like

2507
02:39:01,200 --> 02:39:03,920
And then he's like and then like now he's like bro

2508
02:39:04,560 --> 02:39:10,880
Me and my friends would bury porn magazines like chap like in baggies when we were like 14 years old

2509
02:39:10,960 --> 02:39:12,480
He told you that yeah

2510
02:39:12,480 --> 02:39:17,760
No, like later later in life, but like when he was like my my dad dad like, you know when you're a kid like

2511
02:39:17,760 --> 02:39:19,760
growing up like he was just like

2512
02:39:20,720 --> 02:39:22,560
now this was

2513
02:39:22,560 --> 02:39:26,080
I get it. I get that you you want to look at those those types of things

2514
02:39:26,720 --> 02:39:28,160
he's like um

2515
02:39:28,160 --> 02:39:30,160
Can't be going to horse come back

2516
02:39:31,440 --> 02:39:36,080
He goes he goes I get it I I was a young man too and i'm like fuck stop

2517
02:39:38,400 --> 02:39:40,000
He just goes

2518
02:39:40,000 --> 02:39:43,440
The problem is that your mother is the one that found it and i'm like

2519
02:39:46,560 --> 02:39:48,560
And like he was like milf porn

2520
02:39:50,480 --> 02:39:57,520
Like milf shit like all that like and he's like he's like it was mostly older women and i'm like

2521
02:39:58,080 --> 02:40:00,080
Yeah, and he's just like

2522
02:40:00,320 --> 02:40:02,320
Why i'm like, I just like them better

2523
02:40:04,480 --> 02:40:08,080
And he's just like he's like what the fuck like and he's just like he's like

2524
02:40:08,080 --> 02:40:10,080
like

2525
02:40:10,080 --> 02:40:13,840
Like he likes like like like towards the end of it like after like the whole awkwardness. He's like

2526
02:40:14,720 --> 02:40:16,720
Why and i'm like

2527
02:40:17,760 --> 02:40:22,880
I just I just don't don't like like, you know, like girls my age. He's just like

2528
02:40:24,080 --> 02:40:26,080
Kind of weird

2529
02:40:28,800 --> 02:40:34,080
But he's just kind of weird man like yeah, and he's just like he's like, yeah, there's a lot of

2530
02:40:34,080 --> 02:40:38,400
Like, yeah, well fucking didn't even know half that shit was on there, you know

2531
02:40:39,920 --> 02:40:41,920
Dude I got caught so many times

2532
02:40:42,320 --> 02:40:47,520
Oh, and that was another time my dad fucking walked in on me when I was doing it like after after like all this

2533
02:40:47,920 --> 02:40:52,080
And my dad doesn't knock that's why and that's another thing that I think is like part of his like autism thing

2534
02:40:52,080 --> 02:40:54,080
Because like he just doesn't knock

2535
02:40:54,080 --> 02:40:57,760
But like I had my headphones in normally because my dad's like paralyzed

2536
02:40:57,760 --> 02:41:04,400
He kind of like has to like to walk in a really weird like specific way like he has like uses like like thighs to walk

2537
02:41:04,480 --> 02:41:09,120
you can hear like his like steps like really like his like it's kind of like a

2538
02:41:09,760 --> 02:41:16,400
Distinct distinct and like he has to settle himself before opening a door because like he has like to lean on it and to open it

2539
02:41:17,120 --> 02:41:19,040
and he is like

2540
02:41:19,040 --> 02:41:23,040
And I have my headphones in so now like like when I was like doing that

2541
02:41:23,120 --> 02:41:26,880
I'm like if I hear that I'm like done everything like yeah

2542
02:41:26,880 --> 02:41:32,160
Like but like back then I was I had my headphones in and he just opens the door

2543
02:41:32,160 --> 02:41:34,720
I go, huh? He just goes I'll ask you later

2544
02:41:37,840 --> 02:41:41,600
And then he comes back and he's just it's normal don't worry about it. It's just it's normal just

2545
02:41:42,720 --> 02:41:44,720
So much worse

2546
02:41:46,080 --> 02:41:50,560
It's it's it's fine. Don't worry about normal. It's normal. It's fine

2547
02:41:52,560 --> 02:41:54,560
He's like and and then I went back downstairs

2548
02:41:54,560 --> 02:41:58,480
And he's and I go he just goes we're just not going to talk about that

2549
02:42:00,480 --> 02:42:06,640
So awkward, yeah, oh my god, I'm sure like everybody here has stories. Do you ever get caught? No

2550
02:42:07,440 --> 02:42:12,080
Really? No, dude, you're you're slick. What else are you getting away with?

2551
02:42:14,240 --> 02:42:18,400
Yeah, I think I told the story of the one time I was watching like the

2552
02:42:18,400 --> 02:42:23,760
Ah the penthouse thing on MTV. No talk about that. No, you did some puff daddy penthouse thing

2553
02:42:24,560 --> 02:42:27,680
TV and it was just a bunch of fucking hot girls and bikinis

2554
02:42:28,480 --> 02:42:30,480
Right. So I was like, oh wow

2555
02:42:31,520 --> 02:42:34,560
Might as well is in my brother's room and he wasn't there. He was like working

2556
02:42:35,200 --> 02:42:37,200
He went as well take advantage of this, right?

2557
02:42:39,360 --> 02:42:41,680
But like as soon as I started

2558
02:42:42,720 --> 02:42:44,240
Getting to business

2559
02:42:44,240 --> 02:42:46,240
I hear somebody shaking on the doorknob

2560
02:42:46,240 --> 02:42:48,240
My dad's like, hey, are you in there?

2561
02:42:53,360 --> 02:42:56,800
I'm like pulling my pants up real quick and then I go to the door

2562
02:42:57,360 --> 02:42:59,840
And I walk down the hallway and I'm still pulling my pants up

2563
02:43:01,200 --> 02:43:05,040
And my mom comes to me the next day like me and my buddy at school used to say

2564
02:43:05,600 --> 02:43:10,080
Like our code word for like anything sexual was playing in the bushes, right?

2565
02:43:10,720 --> 02:43:14,000
And my mom's like I heard you got caught playing in the bushes

2566
02:43:14,000 --> 02:43:16,000
Yesterday. I'm like

2567
02:43:16,160 --> 02:43:18,160
Oh

2568
02:43:19,600 --> 02:43:22,560
Another another worst time was uh there

2569
02:43:23,600 --> 02:43:26,400
This is pretty this is worse than the oprah time

2570
02:43:28,960 --> 02:43:30,960
About the plus size catalog

2571
02:43:35,280 --> 02:43:36,240
So

2572
02:43:36,240 --> 02:43:41,200
This plus size catalog used to come to my house for a company called lean bryant and

2573
02:43:41,200 --> 02:43:47,360
The girl it was like I didn't have anything. You know, I mean, I was like 13, right like the victoria's secret catalog

2574
02:43:48,160 --> 02:43:50,160
Yeah, yeah, so

2575
02:43:50,960 --> 02:43:54,000
You know, they look pretty good like they were they were like medium size

2576
02:43:54,000 --> 02:43:56,640
I wouldn't say that they were like super big but

2577
02:43:57,440 --> 02:43:59,760
They look pretty good in their bras in their underwear. So i'm like

2578
02:44:01,200 --> 02:44:03,200
Yeah, this will do the trick right now

2579
02:44:04,160 --> 02:44:07,200
Fucking mom walked in on me just as just as I was getting ready

2580
02:44:07,200 --> 02:44:11,120
Just unbuttoning my pants and my mom walked in i'm like, whoa

2581
02:44:13,440 --> 02:44:17,680
It was just so fucking awkward it's like oh great that's I still have the worst time

2582
02:44:17,680 --> 02:44:21,440
It wasn't like bj. It was like me actually in the middle of intercourse

2583
02:44:23,040 --> 02:44:25,600
Oh, wait, was this with your uh, my russian?

2584
02:44:26,240 --> 02:44:32,720
Yeah, yeah, dude. That was fucking brutal fucking she was on top of me without a shirt on riding me

2585
02:44:32,720 --> 02:44:36,880
damn and uh, my mom comes in and then

2586
02:44:37,680 --> 02:44:42,480
Just looks at both of us and she liked it like the whole like what are these things?

2587
02:44:43,200 --> 02:44:46,240
She likes he crossed over her tits so he couldn't see him

2588
02:44:46,800 --> 02:44:50,720
And then like your girlfriend did that? Yeah. Oh, I thought your mom did no she did like no

2589
02:44:50,720 --> 02:44:53,680
She went like she did like the this thing and then i'm like

2590
02:44:54,320 --> 02:44:57,120
Uh, and she's like, oh i'll ask you later and i'm like

2591
02:44:57,760 --> 02:44:59,120
Okay

2592
02:44:59,120 --> 02:45:04,160
And then fucking my my girlfriend was just like my my ex-girlfriend, uh was like

2593
02:45:04,880 --> 02:45:06,880
Do you want to keep going and i'm like

2594
02:45:07,440 --> 02:45:08,640
No

2595
02:45:08,640 --> 02:45:10,640
Yeah, I don't think I can

2596
02:45:11,280 --> 02:45:13,280
Yeah, that'll kill it and that was my first time

2597
02:45:16,400 --> 02:45:19,360
So no, uh, no walk-ins for you

2598
02:45:19,360 --> 02:45:21,360
Can't say that

2599
02:45:21,760 --> 02:45:22,880
Damn

2600
02:45:22,880 --> 02:45:25,840
Like my dad had max of magazine remember that one? Yeah

2601
02:45:25,840 --> 02:45:32,240
It wasn't it's it's like soft core. Yeah, it's not like anything like too crazy, but like it's it's it's it's still sort of

2602
02:45:32,800 --> 02:45:38,000
You know, yeah, it's like it's my brother. It's like diet playboy. Yeah. Yeah

2603
02:45:39,040 --> 02:45:40,880
but like

2604
02:45:40,880 --> 02:45:42,880
It was in the bathroom

2605
02:45:43,360 --> 02:45:46,800
In the magazine pile that we used to have instead of the phone remember those

2606
02:45:46,800 --> 02:45:47,840
Yeah, yeah

2607
02:45:47,840 --> 02:45:51,680
And like it was always at the bottom of the pile because like my dad thought that he could hide it

2608
02:45:51,680 --> 02:45:52,720
He could hide it

2609
02:45:52,720 --> 02:45:58,800
Yeah, not from me. Yeah, and then I was like I was looking at it and like I was doing it

2610
02:45:58,800 --> 02:46:00,800
And I came on one of the pages

2611
02:46:04,240 --> 02:46:07,440
So I was like, ah, I wiped it off

2612
02:46:08,560 --> 02:46:11,200
This was before my dad did the gave me the talk thing

2613
02:46:11,760 --> 02:46:13,760
And like he came out and he just goes

2614
02:46:14,240 --> 02:46:17,280
The fuck do we have here? Like the pages are stuck together

2615
02:46:17,280 --> 02:46:19,280
Oh, no

2616
02:46:19,280 --> 02:46:21,280
And I was like, oh my god

2617
02:46:21,280 --> 02:46:23,280
No

2618
02:46:23,840 --> 02:46:30,960
I spilled uh, something in the magazine rack and it uh, uh, it definitely was not come

2619
02:46:32,080 --> 02:46:34,080
Jesus

2620
02:46:37,680 --> 02:46:38,880
Fuck

2621
02:46:38,880 --> 02:46:40,480
Yeah, that's funny

2622
02:46:40,480 --> 02:46:41,520
Fuck me

2623
02:46:41,520 --> 02:46:45,760
Dude, those are so funny fucking like looking back on it like as a kid just like oh my god

2624
02:46:45,760 --> 02:46:48,960
This is the most embarrassing thing I ever like as an adult. Like this is fucking funny

2625
02:46:48,960 --> 02:46:53,920
Like this is just this is like comedy like like fuel right here, dude

2626
02:46:53,920 --> 02:46:57,920
My uh, my brother my brother had like a stack of popular mechanics

2627
02:46:58,480 --> 02:47:04,000
Okay, yeah in the middle of the stack of popular mechanics was like a singular playboy

2628
02:47:04,560 --> 02:47:06,320
Was just maxim

2629
02:47:06,320 --> 02:47:12,960
Yeah, and like some other like uh, trish stratus on like the cover of some other swimsuit edition of whatever that is sports illustrator

2630
02:47:12,960 --> 02:47:17,840
Yeah, something like that. But um, i'm like well I use my logic

2631
02:47:17,840 --> 02:47:22,640
I'm like if he's got this he might have something else. He's got he's got the good stuff, right?

2632
02:47:23,040 --> 02:47:25,680
So i'm like i'm like if I were him

2633
02:47:26,960 --> 02:47:32,800
Where would I keep it? So I go to his closet and he had all his hash trucks. Yeah, it was behind them

2634
02:47:33,360 --> 02:47:38,960
Inside one of the boxes found the fucking jackpot two porno mags. I'm like, oh, yeah

2635
02:47:42,480 --> 02:47:46,880
I think it's the fucking worst thing though because I did that to my brother by mistake

2636
02:47:46,880 --> 02:47:48,880
Like I walked in on him

2637
02:47:49,440 --> 02:47:55,440
Oh damn, and I was like like like fucking like I was knocking on the door. Nothing was like going on

2638
02:47:55,440 --> 02:47:59,280
So i'm like, oh, I think he's sleeping. So like I I I had to ask him a question or some shit

2639
02:47:59,760 --> 02:48:03,120
So I open the door and then I just see him with fucking headphones. I go

2640
02:48:04,640 --> 02:48:06,960
Like I'm like, yeah, I'm just uh, whatever dude

2641
02:48:07,840 --> 02:48:12,880
Um, and he's just like bro. What the fuck am I knocking on your door for like fucking 40 minutes, dude

2642
02:48:12,880 --> 02:48:17,520
40 minutes, dude, and he's just like he's like bro fucking knock and i'm like I was

2643
02:48:19,040 --> 02:48:21,520
He's just like and i'm like put some fucking clothes on

2644
02:48:22,080 --> 02:48:26,960
God damn it. That's not that bad like catching your brother because yeah, I mean he's your brother

2645
02:48:26,960 --> 02:48:29,440
So it's just like like whatever but like i'm just like dude

2646
02:48:31,520 --> 02:48:35,600
And he's just like he's like what am I don't fucking i'm like be fucking smart do like one of these

2647
02:48:35,920 --> 02:48:38,400
Like like the one ear type thing so you can hear

2648
02:48:39,280 --> 02:48:41,280
Well, dude, that's through the alley mac

2649
02:48:41,280 --> 02:48:42,640
Yeah

2650
02:48:42,640 --> 02:48:48,400
That's that's the worst like if you're that's for worse. That's probably bad for alley back if you're using vr

2651
02:48:50,480 --> 02:48:56,820
Like completely you're like, oh, yeah, and so you can have a whole crowd of people around you lady demetresque

2652
02:49:00,240 --> 02:49:03,440
But dude, I was like fuck man like I walked in on him and he's just like

2653
02:49:03,760 --> 02:49:06,720
And he was like bro, what the fuck am I what the fuck you dude?

2654
02:49:07,200 --> 02:49:09,200
and like my favorite was

2655
02:49:09,200 --> 02:49:13,360
Like he's just like, uh, uh, you're not gonna i'm like I don't fucking care on your brother

2656
02:49:13,440 --> 02:49:17,360
I'm not gonna fucking tattle on you dude like dude. He's like i'm like dude

2657
02:49:17,920 --> 02:49:22,960
Why would I give a fuck? Yeah, i'm like dude just fucking like be smarter

2658
02:49:23,920 --> 02:49:27,680
Like when he first started like like I figured out is this the kid that was here? Yeah

2659
02:49:28,560 --> 02:49:30,240
Yeah

2660
02:49:30,240 --> 02:49:32,240
Be smarter, dude. Yeah

2661
02:49:32,240 --> 02:49:38,720
Fucking rug red shirt. Yeah, I feel the love of fuck but like like my favorite was when he first like he was like

2662
02:49:38,880 --> 02:49:43,680
Fucking I think 11 when he first started like looking at shit because on the family ipad

2663
02:49:43,760 --> 02:49:51,120
It just said like boobs and shit and he didn't erase the history and like he's lucky. I was the one that found it

2664
02:49:51,760 --> 02:49:53,760
kill you if you listen to this and i'm like

2665
02:49:54,880 --> 02:49:56,800
and i'm like

2666
02:49:56,800 --> 02:49:59,840
Boobs fucking sack i'm like, oh no

2667
02:49:59,840 --> 02:50:01,840
No

2668
02:50:01,920 --> 02:50:07,440
And then i'm like i'm like i'm gonna delete this like shit and then I fucking like confronted him i'm like

2669
02:50:07,920 --> 02:50:09,920
The fuck were you doing on there?

2670
02:50:10,480 --> 02:50:15,200
And i'm just like listen, i'm gonna give you some advice. That's gonna save your ass. Yeah, okay

2671
02:50:16,000 --> 02:50:18,000
I go look at this

2672
02:50:18,080 --> 02:50:20,080
Watch what I do incognito

2673
02:50:20,860 --> 02:50:24,000
Incognito clear history. Yeah every time

2674
02:50:24,000 --> 02:50:31,280
I'm like i'm gonna save your ass so much trouble because I didn't do that and that's why I had to do that fucking thing

2675
02:50:31,600 --> 02:50:34,560
with dad for fucking two hours

2676
02:50:36,880 --> 02:50:41,440
I'm like i'm gonna save you from doing that. This is why I had to go away for a few months

2677
02:50:42,000 --> 02:50:44,000
It was 11 when you yeah

2678
02:50:45,840 --> 02:50:47,840
And i'm like, that's a little early

2679
02:50:47,840 --> 02:50:54,000
So they're like do you want to fucking go on a two hour long fucking tirade from dad about that? She's like no. Oh my yeah

2680
02:50:54,160 --> 02:50:55,600
I didn't either

2681
02:50:55,600 --> 02:50:58,080
But am I learn from my mistakes retard?

2682
02:50:58,800 --> 02:51:01,520
Dude, and like old people make it so awkward

2683
02:51:01,920 --> 02:51:06,400
Oh, yeah, because they can never say the right things. They're like, well, I was a young man at one point

2684
02:51:06,480 --> 02:51:08,960
It's like don't say that. I know I know it's like

2685
02:51:09,680 --> 02:51:12,100
Dude, like everybody wants to see it. Absolutely

2686
02:51:13,120 --> 02:51:15,920
It's like on people's minds like 90 percent of the time

2687
02:51:15,920 --> 02:51:18,480
But like it's like it's either food or that. Yeah

2688
02:51:19,840 --> 02:51:22,880
I don't know how how it is with girls though. I don't even know if they they do that

2689
02:51:23,120 --> 02:51:27,360
Yeah, they do. Yeah, I mean, I know they do but I don't know if they like they look up shit or they just fucking

2690
02:51:27,680 --> 02:51:30,320
You know use like other shit. Oh, yeah

2691
02:51:30,720 --> 02:51:34,960
Yeah, like if they get caught like looking up shit, like how would you it's probably like

2692
02:51:35,920 --> 02:51:37,200
one

2693
02:51:37,200 --> 02:51:42,720
20th the likelihood that yeah like one in 20 compared to like 100 percent of men

2694
02:51:42,720 --> 02:51:48,000
But like if I had like a daughter I don't know what I would do i'd be like

2695
02:51:50,880 --> 02:51:54,080
Yeah, this is up to you wife right

2696
02:51:55,680 --> 02:51:58,400
Like if it's a guy i'd be like, all right, I got this

2697
02:52:01,040 --> 02:52:03,460
Like yeah, it's an incognito episode

2698
02:52:03,460 --> 02:52:07,140
Dude I I remember the the very first time

2699
02:52:07,620 --> 02:52:13,540
I was probably like I was probably like your brother's age. Oh, and I was I was at my friend's house. I didn't I didn't get

2700
02:52:14,180 --> 02:52:18,180
Caught doing anything, but it was the first time we were alone with a computer

2701
02:52:18,740 --> 02:52:20,740
And i'm like, oh

2702
02:52:20,740 --> 02:52:23,460
Yeah, typing uh typing boobs

2703
02:52:27,220 --> 02:52:29,220
Yeah, try no

2704
02:52:29,220 --> 02:52:33,380
No, no, no, no, try this right we're just trying random things right and

2705
02:52:34,260 --> 02:52:39,300
Dude, I just i'm like, oh, I thought it was so slick right a fucking 10 or 11 years old, right?

2706
02:52:39,940 --> 02:52:42,340
His fucking dad comes home. He's like

2707
02:52:46,500 --> 02:52:49,940
I still remember the pictures till this day the very first

2708
02:52:50,500 --> 02:52:54,260
Why like when I was fucking like, you know 11 years old like around that time

2709
02:52:54,500 --> 02:52:56,500
I looked up the word sex

2710
02:52:56,500 --> 02:53:02,100
And that image is still ingrained in my brain. Yeah, like that's the first time I saw that i'm like

2711
02:53:03,460 --> 02:53:05,460
Huh?

2712
02:53:05,460 --> 02:53:07,460
He doesn't still google sex on

2713
02:53:08,980 --> 02:53:14,020
Just the word sex just nothing else just sex like not a fucking name or anything just

2714
02:53:15,700 --> 02:53:17,700
Boobs or horse cum

2715
02:53:19,460 --> 02:53:21,460
I'm gonna look up boobs today

2716
02:53:21,460 --> 02:53:25,460
All right, I think we'll wrap this one up yeah on that note

2717
02:53:26,740 --> 02:53:31,620
Uh, send us your tips on uh to our email if you're above the age of 18

2718
02:53:32,740 --> 02:53:34,740
Yeah, good good addition there

2719
02:53:35,540 --> 02:53:40,740
Yeah, you know and uh as always be kind to yourselves and each other we out

2720
02:53:44,820 --> 02:53:47,220
For all we know right now we're gonna be talking about sex

2721
02:53:47,220 --> 02:53:54,980
So for all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?

2722
02:53:56,340 --> 02:53:58,980
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

2723
02:54:02,100 --> 02:54:06,020
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet fuck no

2724
02:54:08,260 --> 02:54:15,940
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts

2725
02:54:15,940 --> 02:54:18,920
It's extended episode

2726
02:54:19,960 --> 02:54:25,560
Did the pyramids come from where the fuck did stone edge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

2727
02:54:26,520 --> 02:54:32,440
They're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them to the chinese aliens exist as

2728
02:54:33,320 --> 02:54:35,000
somewhere in china

2729
02:54:35,000 --> 02:54:39,960
All right in some days what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall

2730
02:54:40,600 --> 02:54:42,600
Okay

2731
02:54:42,600 --> 02:54:47,420
They come from our super soldiers then they are extra terrestrials they are aliens

2732
02:54:47,420 --> 02:55:13,820
I do not negotiate with

2733
02:55:13,820 --> 02:55:20,860
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump

2734
02:55:21,820 --> 02:55:26,540
Nothing, they're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has

2735
02:55:27,340 --> 02:55:29,340
Taken it to the next level with the birds

2736
02:55:33,260 --> 02:55:38,700
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to

2737
02:55:38,700 --> 02:55:44,700
Make them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage

2738
02:55:44,780 --> 02:55:46,780
They're going to be a

2739
02:55:46,860 --> 02:55:50,780
You can cut it open. You're going to see blood cuts. No circuitry, but let me tell you their technology

2740
02:55:50,780 --> 02:56:06,780
Which by the way big brother is the overlord

2741
02:56:20,780 --> 02:56:22,780
So

2742
02:56:34,220 --> 02:56:40,220
George soros is an actual nazi collaborator. Okay, i'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real

2743
02:56:40,460 --> 02:56:42,460
Okay, look it up. Look it up

2744
02:56:42,700 --> 02:56:48,060
He says that he was doing this shit george soros actually worked with the fucking nazis during the home

2745
02:56:48,060 --> 02:56:52,220
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it

2746
02:56:52,300 --> 02:56:54,300
He was having a great fucking time

2747
02:56:54,780 --> 02:56:59,420
George soros is the fucking devil. Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit

2748
02:57:00,060 --> 02:57:03,980
George soros is fucking easy. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit

2749
02:57:03,980 --> 02:57:08,380
He fucking took down a whole bunch of shit just don't fucking get it

2750
02:57:09,980 --> 02:57:11,980
Donald trump the fucking word person out there

2751
02:57:13,180 --> 02:57:14,620
fuck trump

2752
02:57:14,620 --> 02:57:20,460
He's not the actual fucking leader. It's george soros. It's bill gays fucking elon musk. It's everyone out there

2753
02:57:20,460 --> 02:57:32,460
Everybody says