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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuckin' no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the skirmish come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Where the fuck did we meet? Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Anthropoclesautron, they have dreaded super soldiers.
I do not recognize the alien pair. I need to have them.
Oh yeah, welcome to Untitled Podcast. The Star Wars special.
Welcome to the fourth
Meet with the Episode. I'm Casey, I'm here with Tyler and Dan. Guess who flaked again? Yup. Goddamn. So are we gonna get a schizophrenic movie review of Star Wars today, hopefully? Which one would you want? I can tell you about any Star Wars you want.
I think that's the first one. The first Phantom Menace or the first is in New Hope? Episode 4. Episode 4, I could do that. Dude, actually don't spoil it for me because I've never seen any of them. You've never seen Star Wars? Actually, I saw that shitty one with Jaja Binks.
That's this first one? Episode 1? Yeah, I like that. I like Star Wars more than anybody here. What's the appeal to it? So my mom is what got me into Star Wars. When I was in my crib, my dad gave me a football, my mom gave me a lightsaber. Like, type shit. My mom was a huge Star Wars nerd.
More into Harry Potter, but... My mom was super into Harry Potter too, but she's way more into Star Wars. I've seen them all though. I've watched Star Wars ever since I was a little kid. I watched all the Star Wars series like the Clone Wars, Rebels, the Mandalorian.
I haven't seen Andor yet. I've been meaning to watch that. I watched all the movies. I played almost all the games. I played Knights of the Old Republic, Knights of the Old Republic 2, the old Republic MMO game, Battlefront, Battlefront 2, the new Battlefront, the new Battlefront 2. They kind of sucked.
I read the fucking extended lore in the comic books and shit of Star Wars. I know a lot about Star Wars. It's kind of a problem.
I've seen them all, but I never really got super into it.
Hold on a second. I actually didn't know you had a mom.
Everyone has a mom.
Well, everyone has a mom, I'm assuming. But I didn't know what her role was in your life because that's the first time I've ever heard about her.
Yeah, I don't really talk about my family that much. Okay, so you're trying to stay secretive. Yeah, I gotta have some mystery there. What's your mom look like?
My mom looks like me with a with a thinner face and longer hair. So she's hot. Yeah, I know.
She's like, yeah, and then my dad is about the same about the same height as me. We have this like I have my mom's facial shape. I have my dad's facial features and my dad is me paralyzed from the waist down, but jacked from the waist up.
He's like that guy in family guy. Yeah, he's like I bust his balls. I bust his balls saying that he's Joe Swanson all the time. But you have a super deep voice.
My dad's voice. Imagine my voice with a little bit more grovel at the end and a little bit deeper at the beginning. That's that's pretty much the same as my my dad. What's your mom do for work? She's a doctor. She's a doctor. Yeah, she's not.
I know. Get the fuck out of here. My mom's a doctor. My dad owns a business and your mom's a doctor. Yeah, she's got a doctorate. Oh, doctorate. Yeah, she's a doctor of physical therapy. So technically she is still a physical therapist. Yeah.
I got a soundboard going. But yeah, my mom, my mom's a doctor of physical therapy. She actually had to go through med school for that and then she specialized in physical therapy. So she could if she didn't specialize in physical therapy, she took two more classes in the other direction.
She would have been a an MD. Dude, that sounds terrible. Sounds like something I would not want to do. And she also had me at the point when she was going to med school and doctorate school. So so she took a quick exit.
Yeah, my parents, my parents were were both 18, 18 and 19 and 20 respectively. Let's do the math on this real quick.
So wait, so oh, so your mom wasn't finished with school and she had you. Yeah, my mom, my mom just graduated high school when my dad was my dad failed the grade because he was a little shithead when he was a kid and he says that like himself. So we all weren't we all my dad failed fifth grade because he locked his teacher in the closet.
I was telling somebody a story today.
I was telling somebody a story today about how I got yelled at in fifth grade for not doing my homework. This teacher, his name was Mr. Henderson, and I'm putting this out there because fuck this guy. Dude, tell this guy.
This is his address. I think I found his obituary and I was so happy. So he took me out in the hallway and he left the door open to the classroom so they could hear so they could hear it. And he got right in my face and he's like, why are you doing your homework?
Dude, I started fucking balling. I was 11 years old and sent me back into the classroom and my female teacher because we would in fifth grade we started switching classes like half the day to get used to like switching in high school or middle school.
And my female teacher just like fucking mortified. She was like, did that just like did that fucking asshole really just do that? And like everybody in the class was like, what the fuck was that? Like that didn't know justice how loud this guy.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. So so I just like sat back in the classroom like fucking crying. That's fucking humiliating, bro. Yeah, I had a I had a mental breakdown in in, I think, middle school.
I had a couple mental breakdowns because I had autism and shit. That's right. I have like one a day. Yeah, but I was I'll tell you one of the funnier ones.
So I was about third grade, I think. This is the first time I ever had a panic attack and I didn't know what a panic attack was. So I thought I was like dying. So like, I was taking a test like everybody like third grade tests like what colors a giraffe type shit.
And my fucking third grade, I don't fucking know, man. It's black and it's yellow. Which one do I black? So I'm fucking right in that. And all of a sudden, like I started feeling like my my hand was huge.
My type thing, because like my panic attacks like make it feel like I'm way bigger in like a situation like my chair.
It's weird. So like it felt like I know what he means. Yeah. Yeah. It felt like my hand. How am I the only one that doesn't know what he means? So like imagine your hand. Do you realization? Yeah. Imagine like you're writing and your hand feels like it gets from like the size that is like this out to about here.
And then the pencil gets to be about this thick. And I'm like, it's I'm pointing at a soda can right now if anybody's listening. If anybody's out there, I know what he means. So I was doing that and I was like fucking like shaking and shit.
And I could hear everybody's little fucking like on the fucking tables. And then I fucking then like they're like I heard like the little whispers like the whispers sounded like screaming like from like like the like the kids like whispering like and shit.
It sounded like screaming to my ears. And I took my fucking pencil. I fucking threw it across the room. I go everybody stop fucking talking. I screamed. I ran out the room down in the principal's office and fucking all the like the teacher goes out.
There he goes again. And then my principal's like, okay, Tyler, just try to relax. And I'm like, I feel like my hands are the size of a fucking building. Oh my God. That's crazy. Yeah.
And then the second time, like I had like other breakdowns. But then another time I was I was in middle school at this point. So I was 11 years old. And it was my first day, my first day at a new school.
And I went to Catholic school until I went to public school for middle school and high school. So this is my first day at public school. And I'm sitting there. And my teachers like, all right, Mr. Lee, can you can you read the read the passage out of this book?
And I was never good at like reading out of a book. Like my strength was like standing up there and kind of just making my own like story type thing. But I was reading a book and I stumbled across like six words like in a row.
And then I literally started bawling my eyes out because I felt so embarrassed in front of everybody who's brand like I'm a brand new kid. And I stumbled over like an entire sentence and I stumbled over the next sentence and the next sentence and I started bawling my fucking eyes out.
What grade was this?
Six or seventh.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
So brand new kid fucking didn't know anybody started bawling my eyes out and they go, I can't do it. I sprinted into like there's like, you know, did you ever have like those classrooms that were connected by like a little separate room like between two classrooms?
Like it was like it was like a shared closet between two like teachers.
So basically it was like a little triangular shaped room that was like a connection between two classes where both of them would use it as like storage.
Yeah.
In elementary school, you kind of had something like that.
So I ran into that room and I started crying and my teacher came in. She's like, you all right big guy?
Oh man.
And then I'm like, I don't, it's my first day. I don't, I don't know anybody. I'm real. And she's like, I'm sorry. I didn't know end up like that.
Damn.
Because you know me, I walk into a place and I seem super confident. Like, like I'm like, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the man. Like I walk in and I'm like, Hey guys, me Tyler, how you doing? I'm just introducing myself.
So she's like, Oh, he'll be fine reading this. And I was like, I can't, I can't do that.
Eventually, like she eventually became like a really good like teacher of mine. Like, like, like, like fully like she, she helped me out so much. But like the first interaction with her I had was me bawling my eyes out.
Damn.
Mamma Mia.
So that happened. And I was like, you know, that was a mess.
But yeah, that's embarrassing man. I mean, but you're in like sixth or seventh grade.
I think I was seventh. I think I was seventh because yeah, yeah, because I went there for middle school and middle school starts in seventh grade, I think. Right. Yeah. Middle school seventh grade. So yeah, it was like the first day of seventh grade, but you're still 11 years old in seventh grade.
Like the beginning of seventh grade, you're 11.
Are you 11?
I was 11. I turned 12 in April of that year.
And then I think fifth, fifth grade year, fifth and sixth or 12.
Fifth I was 10.
Were you ahead?
I might have been.
Because I remember, I remember in high school I turned 18 the end of my senior year. So if I just like rewind that a little bit.
So I started, I started 12th grade when I was 17. So 11th grade I was 16.
10th grade I was 15.
Ninth grade I was 14.
So I was 12. I was 12.
Yeah.
Casey, Casey just did a smelling salt.
Don't fall over.
But yeah, I love childhood trauma stories. Those are the best ones.
It's so weird like how, how you keep, you keep that stuff with you, even though it was so long ago. And like, and if you look at somebody who was that age, right.
There is the age now that you were then you like, dude, that's like just a little baby.
Yeah. And you like, don't give yourself a fucking way. If that makes any sense.
So I literally turned 25 Saturday. So that's literally half my life ago.
Yeah.
Like your, it's like it was yesterday. Right. The quarter life crisis, bro. Yeah.
Like I turned 25 Saturday. So that's literally 12, like, like, you know, 12. I mean, that's like 15 years ago almost now.
Christ, that was that long ago. Wow. So wild. It's like I was, I've told this story multiple times about having to read a passage in church. Yeah.
And I stuttered through it and it was, dude, it was so humiliating. I was like 14. I didn't even like, like read it through first or anything.
You just went up there. Yeah. And people were like, yeah, just go up and just read it. That's all you got to do. No condom, bro.
It was so bad. It was so bad. I ran out of there. I cried and my dad came out. He's like, what's wrong with that? What happened?
What happened, man? And I was just like, dude, it was just, it was so bad. It's so embarrassing. It gives, it causes me pain until this day.
Like seriously. And then you look at somebody who's 14, you're like, dude, 14. But it was like in front of everybody. It's like a hundred people. Oh yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I did, I had to go to confirmation school. So I had to go to Sunday school for like six months.
And part of Sunday school was like reading passages at like church, like on a Sunday. So I would read like passages like once every like month, like type thing.
And I never actually had a problem reading out of that when I was that age, but I was like 15, 16 at that point.
But like I was also like going for like the like confirmation. So like I'm like, I got to get this shit straight like type thing.
So I, I did all that and my fucking confirmation teacher, my first one was the coolest guy ever.
He was one of my friends dads and he was like really good at like being a Sunday school teacher.
Like he like he got like the point across, but he still didn't come across as like at a touch type guy. And this guy was like 60 and like he did.
He then came across like not out of touch to like 15 year olds, which is a hard thing to do. Like I respect that.
Like I come across this out of touch with 15 year olds now. Like it's like I come across as out of touch with every age group.
That sounded wrong. Not really. Wait, say it again. What did you say?
I was at, I'm at a touch with like the 15 year old.
Well, if you said I'm in touch with that.
So he's out of touch.
No, but like he was really cool. And then the next year I had this fucking cunt who was my, my confirmation.
Because he had to go to two years of Sunday school for that.
And the second year, which was like the big year where you had to do like a whole bunch of shit.
Like my, my fucking Sunday school teacher was a cunt. Like this bitch was out of fucking control.
But she hated my guts. But the one thing, like the biggest thing.
You're supposed to be a good Christian. Not hate children.
Yeah. Yeah. Go figure.
But like the big thing every single year for the confirmation class was the living stations of the cross where you'd have everybody play like a character in the, in like the crucifix.
In like the crucifixion of Jesus. And she goes, all right, Mr. Lee.
And like she, she like, we went through it all and like I was in the bathroom because I was fucking.
Pontius Pilate.
Worse. Worse.
I was, I was on a toilet and I was like, I gotta take a shit.
So I was in the toilet for like fucking 15 minutes.
I came back and she's like, oh, welcome back, Mr. Lee.
In the living stations, you're Jesus.
I'm like, what? I'm Jesus?
She's like, yeah.
And I'm like, what does that entail? And she's like, you're going to get crucified in front of the entire church.
And I'm like, I wait for him to come back because this story is fucking hilarious.
Yeah. Yeah.
But yeah, in my living stations of the cross, I was Jesus and I was crucified and people were like, oh Jesus.
That's the most important part of the show.
Right? I mean, it is.
It's also the shittiest part in this whole thing because you have to get fucked up the whole time.
Like they had dudes like with like, instead of using like actual whips, they would use like ribbons and like pretend to whip me with the ribbons.
But the worst, it was fucking weird.
So they were like, they were pretending to whip me with the ribbons and I had to like carry a fucking like hundred pound cross, like up and down the church.
Like I was carrying a fucking cross on my back and like it gave me like a more perspective on like what Jesus had to go through.
Jesus Christ.
I was fucking carrying this fucking cross up and down like the church, like just dragging it.
And I'm like, this sucks.
And I'm like, and Jesus was way worse because he got whipped and shit and like had like no-
And Jesus wasn't even white.
Yeah, so I was getting fucking whipped and shit. And then the last, like the big fucking thing is when they fucking put you up on the cross.
So they fucking have like a thing where they put the cross into and I had to get up on the fucking cross and fucking put my arms up and they tied my arms to the cross and my legs to the cross.
So I'm literally fucking tied to a cross in front of like fucking 200 people.
And then I had a guy stab me with a spear at the end.
Like it was like, it was like, you know, one of the like the like Nerf spear things, but he stabbed me and he stabbed me hard.
And I'm like, ow.
Damn.
But then they had like somebody take me off the cross and the girl I had.
They had a girl who I had a crush on at the time was Mary.
Were you shirtless for this?
They had me in like a robe.
Yeah, it was weird.
Were you fucking butt ass naked?
I had boxers on and like I had like a.
Bro, they should have fucking nailed your hands into the cross.
Did you say that?
Stuck your butt naked.
That thing that Jesus said when he died?
Yeah, being it's like.
He said, oh fuck me.
It is finished.
Like type thing.
He said like, what is it?
He said, just kidding.
Forgive them father for they, forgive them father for they not know, they do not know what they do thing.
Not that.
The you'll sit beside me in the kingdom of heaven to the other guy on the cross.
No, not that.
Which one?
Because I had to say everything in the fucking thing.
He says like Eli Eli something, something, something.
I forget what that is.
I don't know if that's in the Catholic Bible because they're a little bit different.
I think it's in every Bible.
Hold on.
My brother's name is.
Eli Eli Lama Sabakthani.
Yeah, I didn't, I didn't say that.
What does it mean?
My brother.
My God, my God.
Why hast thou forsaken me?
Yeah.
My brother, my brother's name is Eli, which is funny.
But yeah, you get, you've met him last week.
But yeah.
Yeah.
But I was, I was up there and then the girl that I had a crush on was Mary.
Like in the play, like in the, in the living stations and Mary has to like caress my fucking
corpse pretty much like hold, hold me in her arms.
And she like pushed me into her tit.
Oh, and I was like sitting there.
How old was she?
We were both 16 at this point.
You didn't delete this memory.
No.
Well, you should delete it.
Delete it.
Yeah.
She's underage.
Yeah.
So was I delete a memory.
Just don't think about it.
But this, but she just fuck with it.
She like pushed me into her tit and like, I was like, no, this isn't too bad.
And then, um, then like, like they fucking put me in the fucking thing and then had me
like go into a tomb and then they're like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
The stations are over or whatever.
But I'm like, dude, that sucked.
I mean, I mean at 16 I'm like, dude, this sucks, but at least I got some titty action
out of it.
That's awesome.
That's why how he's went to church, you know, just to grab some tat.
Yeah.
I'm going to try this soda.
Yeah.
Try it.
Moxie from Maine.
It's got an interesting flavor, doesn't it?
Yeah.
I don't know what it tastes like.
That's like, that's what I've been trying to figure out.
Fucking Fuego ICP, bro.
That's not Fuego.
It's Fuego, by the way.
What's the deal with Fuego anyway?
It's Fuego.
They fucking spray it all orange soda all over each other.
So I actually know the reasoning why is because Fuego is like a Midwestern like a soda that
they have.
And it's like basically like the, the poor people's like crushed soda.
So they're like, yeah.
So they, so they're like, yeah, we're poor.
What about it?
And like, they kind of like stupid.
Yeah.
It's fucking ICP.
What do you expect?
But yeah.
But then the fucking bitch to finish off the story, I texted me like a couple of days later
and she's like, she goes, you know, I pushed your head into my tit on purpose.
And I'm like, Oh damn, I didn't know this was going to take an extra turn.
And I go, Oh really?
And that's a story for another day.
How that ended up.
No, it's not.
I think it's a story for May 4th, 2023.
I ended up, you know, getting some more of that.
Let's say, Oh my God.
First base, second base, third base.
What second base with a little bit of a little bit of ball fondling.
Man, Mary and wait, Mary played your mom in this.
This bitch, this bitch was playing Mary is Jesus's mom.
Yeah.
Mary's Jesus's mom.
There's a little bit of an Oedipus thing going on here.
Yeah.
Oh Jesus.
That was a weird, that was a weird fucking thing.
That's awesome.
Damn.
I gotta go back to church.
Take Dan to church.
I'm going to get another soda.
I'll be back in a second.
So we've got a lot of stuff this week.
So I'll talk about what I want to talk about.
You start with Dan.
Tell us about your experience at the gym this week.
Well, Tyler wants to hear it, so we'll kill, we'll kill a little bit of time until he comes
back.
It was not good.
It was a bad situation.
So this stuff, what else I got?
Oh, the pipeline divers.
Oh my God, bro.
That fucked me up for an entire two days.
That fucked me up when you, when you texted it to me, that story.
What happened?
Oh, did, did you, I was talking about that in the group, right?
Yeah.
I might've been with the divers in the pipe.
Oh yeah, dude.
That fucking, that's shit.
So it was these divers in Trinidad.
They worked on oil rigs, right?
So it's kind of hard to explain the situation, but it's basically they're working on this
30 inch wide pipe and what they do to like work on this pipe is if you could picture
like it's sticking out of the water, out of the ocean, just a little bit, right?
Like a few feet.
And what it's for is like tankers, oil tankers come along and they just, they, they dump
the oil into it and then it goes to the refinery from there.
Was it sticking out of the water?
Why did they have to dive under the water?
So it's sticking out.
On the bottom?
They have to fix the part that's under the water.
So what they do is they put a giant like dome over, over the pipe.
Yeah.
Right.
Like if you've ever held a cup underwater, right?
Upside down, you put it underwater, upside down and it's got a little air pocket.
Yeah.
I saw somebody on YouTube do that, like in a pool.
Yeah.
Like put like a, and try to like pump oxygen to it.
Not to like cut off the story, but pirates back in the day to like do like diving.
If like they dropped like a chest overboard had this thing called a diving bell that they
would go down in and like they drop it in and you would go down, go into diving bell,
like take a breath and then start diving down to like get the thing.
Then come back up into the diving bell, take a breath and then swim up, throw the, throw
the thing over and then like do that.
Like that's an actual thing.
The diving bell.
Yeah.
So it's like, it's like a bell shaped.
It's like a bell shaped.
Like I think it's made out of wooden metal, but like they would throw it overboard and
like they would have like, you know, fucking like an air pocket in it that you could breathe
in.
Damn.
Yeah.
So it's like the same, same idea.
Yeah.
They pumped the CO2 out.
So like the CO2 builds up and like it almost made them pass out.
Oh really?
That fast?
Yeah.
Well, no, he was down there for like seven hours.
Oh, seven hours.
Yeah.
Oh, oh, so it doesn't, the CO2 doesn't get out.
So the CO2 builds up in there.
Yeah.
You breathe it in.
Oh shit.
It's like why you can't go in like places like restaurants that have like the fountain
machine where like the storage closet is cause it's like CO2 exposure.
Like CO2 poisoning.
Wait, like, give me an example of like a restaurant that would have that.
I used to work at Starbucks.
They had a, like a fountain machine, soda machine that was like pressurized CO2 and you
like couldn't go in there.
It had like a warning thing on it.
That's like CO2 poisoning warning.
That sounds excessive.
Yeah.
There's no way that you could get that from a non-enclosed area.
I think it's probably got that warning in case it's in a really tightly enclosed area.
But I was saying like you could get CO2 poisoning if you don't get the CO2 out in like kind
of enclosed area.
Damn.
Now, I wonder if you had a tube that let the pressure, like let the air out, like a fresh
air tube.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that would work.
I wonder if it would work though.
Am I not, because this is kind of the situation that they ran into.
Right?
So this, they call it a habitat, right?
So it goes over the pipe and they pressurize through the top of it, right?
And then when they do that, it pushes all the water out of the bottom.
So if you picture an upside down cup in water and then say it had like a little valve, like
a bicycle tire on the top, they fill it up with air and it displaces all the water.
Right?
So this, it displaces the water from around the pipe.
So it exposes more of it so you can work on it.
Right?
Yeah.
So the pipe had a plug in it, a giant inflatable plug.
It actually had two.
So the plug failed.
They don't know how that happened.
And then the secondary plug failed too.
So then now you have this pressurized dome over this pipe.
And since the plug failed, all that pressure wants to go into the pipe.
So I don't know how many PSI this thing was pressured to, but what's going to happen is
all that water that it displaced is instantly going to come flooding back in.
And it created, it pressurized down the pipe.
You see?
So it was like an explosive decompression of the pipe.
Well, are they diving here?
Like oxygen mask on ship?
Yeah.
So they actually have to be in diving gear to get under the habitat, like under the cup.
But they're like in breathing normal air at this point?
Yeah.
So they could come up under the cup.
Right?
So they dive from sea level and they come up under this habitat.
Right?
And then there's an air pocket in there and they can breathe and work on it and stuff.
Right?
Is sea level the same at every part of the planet?
Yeah.
That's a good question.
Because we're always just like, oh, it's at sea level.
It's just like, but it's the same.
Because of gravity, it's the same on all sides of the planet.
But like, what if like you're at like a mountain or something like next to the ocean?
Is like the mountain isn't part of the ocean.
Well, I think all seas, like it's technically a sea, it's connected to the ocean.
You think about like a bathtub.
If you put like something in the bathtub, so would the water level would all be flat
still?
Yeah.
Would the Hudson River be considered sea level or is that like lower?
Well, rivers can be higher elevation because they go over mountains.
Oh, that's a good question.
Sea level is just like the ocean.
That's a really good question though.
Yeah.
That's, that's confusing me because the Hudson River drains into the Atlantic ocean.
So technically it'd be part of the ocean.
I mean, it really is just a really long extension of the ocean off topic, but yeah, let me see
sea level.
Yeah.
Find that out.
So the thing like depressurized.
So explosively depressurized, right?
And force all that air pressure, say it was thousands of PSI, whatever it was down the
pipe, that's the path of least resistance, right?
So it was so strong that it sucked all the guys, all four of them into the pipe with
all their scuba gear and everything.
They all got sucked into the pipe.
So it went down 60 feet, right?
And then took a turn and 90 degree turn and then went like, I don't know, like a couple
hundred feet longer than that.
No shit.
And it sucked and it sucked a bunch of water in.
So now they're in the dark in this pipe, they're injured cause they just fell 60 feet.
And then they got sucked down another couple hundred feet and they're all hurt and they're
trying to feel around complete darkness.
So what they started doing is the last guy that got sucked in, they started like scooting
their way backwards in the dark and he scooted backwards until he hit a, their scuba tank
that came in behind them.
So just in the dark, he's like, Oh, this is a scuba tank.
Okay.
So he grabs it, knows how to use it.
And so that allowed him to get back through.
There's an area of the pipe that's flooded completely with water.
So he had to get back through that, but he got back to the part where there's a 90 degree
turn and it goes up 60 feet.
So you can't get up a pipe 60 feet.
Yeah.
Just going like this, right?
So I think there's a chain or something that was dangling.
He started banging on the chain and then the other divers that were above realized that
something was wrong.
So they came in and they got him out, right?
So 60 feet is like, you think about how long that is up.
I mean, dude, if they didn't come down, if they didn't realize that there was a problem,
right?
Every one of them want to die.
Yeah.
Just think, think of how scary that is.
Like you're so close to getting out.
Didn't they all die except one?
So what happened is they pulled him out and they're all really, really injured.
And he, he told him, he's like, they were like saying prayers on the pipe.
They're like, look, I'm going to come back for you.
Okay.
You got to remember this pipe has like, if you've ever smelled like home heating oil,
right?
Like this is the smell.
He said it was so bad.
They're all coughing and hacking and you can't imagine getting inside an oil tank and trying
to breathe.
That's what they were up against.
So he said, I'm coming back to you guys.
Don't worry.
So as soon as he got out and he went and got help, coast guard showed up and he's like,
all right, let's go back and let's get them.
And they're like, no, we're not going to get them.
These guys, they could hear them banging on the pipe, right?
Hitting the pipe with like tools and stuff that they had down there.
That's fucked.
Yep.
Banging on the pipe.
And they said, no, we're not gonna, we're not gonna, it's too dangerous.
I mean, dude, I, if you gave me 15 minutes and Harbor freight, I could come up with enough
stuff to rescue those guys.
You know, I go get a fucking winch.
I would, I would go down.
It's like, that's a benefit of being small.
Even if I didn't know how to scuba dive.
Like it's a 30 inch pipe.
So you gotta think like one foot, two feet, like a yard, right?
Six inches less than a yard.
So what is that?
Like this?
Very dangerous for you.
I mean, a yard's probably about, about that big.
I do it.
You wouldn't risk going down there and like killing yourself though.
To save a fucking, to save six dudes.
Think of how scared they are.
Like I, I'd be like, okay, I got like a harness on, I got a rope.
They can pull me up, but yeah.
Yeah.
If they did that, but why didn't they do anything?
Well, technically let's think about it.
It's like, it's like the, the whole like scene safe thing for us.
Like that scene wouldn't be safe at all.
Like cool.
But why didn't they do it?
Like he said, and like send a rope down there with a fucking wench.
It's like the whole thing of being this, like is sacrificing more people.
Uh, the, the right choice.
It's a hard choice to make like for that, like, like I wouldn't want to be in the situation.
At least somebody send somebody like, you know, with a fucking rope to throw down.
Like I, it's over now.
They could have done a whole bunch of different things.
The only thing I can think of is like trying to explain the situation.
Like this guy, like he had a heavy accent.
I mean, it's Trinidad.
Yeah.
He's not stuck in the pipe man and he's stuck in the pipe man.
He got second a pipe, you know, I got sucked in man.
They're like probably like, dude, we're not going near that pipe and sucked people in
like fuck that.
You know, that's the only thing I can think of is like that.
I'm so claustrophobic bro, but I mean it's like fuck that I would fucking want to die
tough.
If, if it was my friends down there, dude, I'd, I'd suck it up.
If it was, if it was fucking you guys and I was the one that got out, I'd be like, fuck
it.
I'm saving your ass, dude.
I'd, I'd have to.
Yeah.
I'd have to, I'd get a headlamp, right?
I'd get lights and oxygen and a winch and I'm going back and they sent a camera down,
right?
Like a long camera they used to inspect the pipes and they said, oh, there's a piece of,
um, of scuba gear in the way and they couldn't do anything.
It's like, dude, you send somebody down, right?
To grab it.
You take it out and then you go and get them.
Yeah.
Cause it's like in the moment, everybody, like some people like freeze up and they don't
know what to do or like even teams of people don't know what to do.
It's like even like with nine 11, even though it was like a good rescue effort and an inside
job.
Yeah.
I was watching like a six part documentary this week and like, before we get into that,
I'm not going to talk about that.
Yeah.
No, I'm just going to answer that question that we had earlier.
Sea level is the same.
It's not, sea level is not the same throughout the world.
The sea level of the Pacific ocean stands 40 centimeters higher than the Atlantic ocean.
But wait, compared to what I don't know, they just said, they just say 40 centimeters higher
than what?
Then the Atlantic ocean, apparently.
What?
That's crazy.
Like 40 centimeters high.
Oh my God, Tyler shut the fuck up with the ocean.
40 centimeters higher than the other ocean.
It also changes on winds, ocean circulations and global sea level.
Jesus Christ, Tyler.
Dude, that's giving me, is that giving anybody else a headache?
Like I don't know.
It's there.
It's like, it doesn't make sense.
But on nine 11, even though like they did a lot of things right that day, they did a
lot of things wrong.
Like you can never know when there's like a major, well, of course there were, they
had like an hour before the building went down.
But, but even though, uh, what was it going to say?
They did a lot of things wrong.
Yeah.
Like even though it was a great response, like they did so many things wrong and like
so many fucking like chiefs of the department died.
So yeah, I mean it's easy to play.
What do they call that?
Monday morning quarterback.
Yeah.
When it's like, you don't know, you have no idea of the circumstances.
It sounds good on paper.
It's captain hindsight.
Hindsight is 2020.
Right?
Yeah.
This is what they should have done.
But when you're like, when you're in like a life or death situation, like, and you have
a bunch of adrenaline, like you don't, you don't, you can't think always straight and
like clearly with hindsight, dude, I mean to, to watch somebody that performs in a life
or death situation that like keeps it like under control, that's always like incredible
to me.
Like I watched this one video of this cop that got shot.
He's a female cop got shot in the hand and then went after the guy and she's all done
that.
Right?
Like he's, we've done that.
I got, yeah.
I mean, I mean, I was taking a couple of rounds, you know, a couple, couple of shots and like
the shoulder.
Yeah.
We've all been there.
He just kept moving on.
I know.
Right.
But yeah, she, she still had it in her to like do all her radio communication and like
chase the guy down.
Oh yeah.
Cause you're fucking, you're fucking life depends on it.
Like the human drive to survive is like the greatest, like the most powerful thing, you
know?
Yeah.
It's incredible.
That's what like those movie, that's what the saw movies were about.
The saw movies were about that?
Yeah.
Like the human will to survive will like overcome anything.
I've never seen any of them.
Really?
Never.
I'm not a big horror movie guy.
You sure you got to watch.
You got to watch saw.
Yeah.
It's good.
Yeah.
Is it, does it have like a happy ending?
No.
Oh, not at all.
So tell us about the gym though, bro.
I made a terrible miscalculation.
You got into a little into weed this week.
Yeah.
You know, I just be proud.
I'm just, uh, I I've avoided everything for so long drinking, um, you know, alcohol in
general, um, just all drugs really except some prescription drugs.
And it's just been so long since I've done it.
I'm like, let me just see like in a different state, like what it feels like, you know,
because I've been like, I've been like a low key vitamin addict for the last five years.
So I've been like really trying to like feel good, like with vitamins rather than drugs.
And I've come to the conclusion that doesn't work.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, I got deep into the B game, you know, vitamin B one.
A little bit of B six, a little rebel flavor with the rival flavoring rival flavor B 12
Thiamin the anacetals.
I was deep in the B game, you know, so to try and get out of that, I said, maybe I should
try something else.
I got a dad pen and they're now like 90% THC.
I do it.
It's been a lot.
All right, I feel like in the last five years, the pharmaceutical stuff has excelled and
I haven't done anything.
So I'm still stuck in like the stone ages.
Right.
And then I tried it and it was like, bro, I thought I was going to.
All right.
So the night before I took a couple puffs and went to bed and it was fine.
Right.
Couple short puffs, right?
50, like 15 minutes apart.
Yeah.
That's no big deal.
So I'm like, you know what?
I'm going to have a little bit before I go to the gym and I go on the stair stopper for
40 minutes, right?
I'm just going to take a puff and it's just, I'm going to zone out for 40 minutes and just
think about the world and everything's going to be good.
It's going to be a good, that's the worst possible time to take.
I thought it was a great idea.
It's like, I thought I was a genius.
I thought I invented this time travel.
So you probably should increase your heart rate when you're going to do in cardio.
So I took probably about a three second rip off this thing.
Is that a lot?
Yeah.
Well, you know, even I like yesterday hit like a big one and it was, I got fucked and
then he kept on talking about fucking weird shit in the group chats.
Yeah.
Like nine 11, shut the fuck up.
So 14 new group chats.
So these things, I have this pen with me.
I'm still debating if I'm going to do it.
It's getting a little late and I can't say I'm a huge fan of it.
But anyway, I took a three second rip off of it and then I sat in my car listening to
the radio for a little bit.
I'm like, yeah, go in there in a sec.
I'm just going to relax.
And then I just started getting this feeling that I couldn't control my thoughts.
That's not good.
Right.
And it just went from zero to a hundred.
I know what you mean.
Out of control.
And I was like, the more I tried to control it, the more this turned into an emergency.
I know what you mean.
And then I just turned to jello.
Right.
And then everything started turning white.
Right.
And I'm like, Oh no.
Is this the end?
And so the thing with weed for me, the thing with weed for me is that it amplifies pain
for me.
So if I have like a headache, like some strain from like looking at the computer screen or
just like just a little pain anywhere, dude, amplified by 150 times.
Right.
So I just feel pain like in my head, like in my abdomen, just everywhere, dude, just
feel this fucking terrible pain and everything's white.
And you know that feeling in your ears when you go over like mountains, the pressure changes,
it was like that to the point where I almost couldn't hear.
Right.
And I had a feeling of fullness in my ears and I'm like, Oh God, Oh no.
And I'm like, I'm trying to keep it together, dude.
Right.
And now I start getting so paranoid that the lady across from me in the parking lot is
monitoring me and she's going to call the cops because I'm in my car rolling.
Oh God.
Oh no.
She's going to, Oh God.
No, I'm out of dude, completely out of control.
And I just, it took everything I had to text my girlfriend and say, cause I thought I was
going to get a DWAI cause I'm sitting in the front seat of my car.
I wasn't driving, but you know, but I texted my girlfriend.
I'm like, you need to come to the gym right now and pick me up.
This is an emergency.
And she's like, what happened?
I'm like, I smoked.
I'm like, I'm having a panic attack.
You need to come get me.
So it after dude, it's the closest thing I can imagine to witnessing a nuclear explosion
is what I felt because everything was white and I thought I was going to die.
I'm like, great.
These fucking super vitamins I take to like increase dopamine interacting with the THC.
And now it's like overdriving my dopamine and I'm dying.
No, it's because the vitamins that you take don't do anything.
Actually, that's not true.
This one, this one vitamin that I take absolutely 100% increases dopamine to the point where
it's like problematic and I can't take high doses of it.
So I was like in conjunction, right?
I'm like, this is elevated my dopamine to the point where I'm going to die right now.
And then, so what happened is after like five minutes of that, that complete and sheer panic,
it started to come down, right?
And I was like, Oh my God, I can like, I think I'll be able to get to like the back of the
car.
Yeah.
You get used to it.
And then it went right back up dude to like 75% of the first, the first, Oh God, Oh God,
here it is again.
What gym was this at?
Planet fitness.
It wasn't way funnier.
It was like, like a fucking like, like I used to go there.
I fucking hated it.
Dude, I just go because it's cheap and they have tanning and the stair stepper.
That's true.
What's up with the fucking Lunk alarm?
Bullshit.
I've never heard it actually go on.
I've gotten like alarm done on me.
I did.
Yeah.
They just kick you out of the gym.
Yeah.
For the day.
They just don't want, they don't want bros.
They don't want people like, no, because I was doing it.
I was doing a deadlift and it was a fucking pretty heavy deadlift.
You should do a segment.
And I went to a segment.
How long does it take us to get kicked out of planet fitness?
So I grabbed, I grabbed the bar and I'm like, okay, I'm going to do this deadlift.
So I lifted it up and I went like, you know how you, you're like doing that shit before
you do it.
You're like, okay, okay, okay.
And I lifted it up like that.
Yeah.
And then I just got
And the guy's going that one.
It's him.
Dude, I bet, I bet you could find a way to sue him for that.
Like you pretend like you don't speak English and then
And just have your headphones on while the alarms going off and just keep going.
So I had a, no, you're, you're, you go.
No, no, that's I didn't have too much more to say.
So what does the lady didn't call the cops?
No, she wouldn't.
She didn't give a fuck that I was like, but I was so scared, dude.
I'm like, I'm going to get a DWI, DWI.
Like this is, that's what I was freaking out about the most, which is like, dude, I was
just like in my car like this and I don't think people call it cops for that.
You know, get arrested for, yeah, but he doesn't.
I think he was, he was panicked that he looked a lot more high than he actually did.
Right.
Yeah.
So I made it to the back of my car.
He wrote the entire, I listened to the untitled podcast.
It was still connected to my Bluetooth.
Right.
It actually helped dude.
That's what, you know, when I get too high, actually I listened to untitled podcasts and
it helps.
It does.
I swear to God, the cure for the cure for weed, untitled podcast, like a stimulation,
you know, like a familiar, a familiar thing to listen to.
Yeah.
Like I was even listening to like Alex Jones shit.
I feel like that's like something that would not be the best to listen to.
I'm having a panic.
But like my girlfriend came and picked me up and then I had a grocery list of stuff I
was supposed to get and I'm like, okay, we can go to the store.
I think I'm feeling all right.
And then all of a sudden I'm like, no, I'm not, because it just comes in waves.
Comes in.
I was out of commission until the next day.
So like honestly, just if you're get too high, just drink some alcohol.
It will help.
Yeah, maybe hit you.
Maybe hit some snow like a lot, not a lot, but like a little bit.
Really?
Does it actually?
Yeah.
Damn, I wonder why that is.
Oh fuck.
Well, because you know, we'd kind of activates neurotransmitters that raise your anxiety.
So you're getting crossfaded, but it also activates nerd transmitters that lower it.
So like the more weed you do, the more like activated those like anxiety neurotransmitters
are.
So the alcohol is just like the alcohol like, yeah, the press is like, it's like the, like
the relaxing Gabba.
Yeah.
Damn.
See, it is a gateway drug.
Yeah, it is.
But the same thing with alcohol though, is if you drink too much of it, your Gabba gets
depleted, which is the neurotransmitter.
Yeah.
And then you just become more anxious.
Oh shit.
Damn.
So how do you increase Gabba?
You're not without drugs.
Naturally.
Wow.
I would have the highest Gabba in the world.
Yeah.
Well, I mean with drugs, like what can you do to jerking off is the best way to raise
dopamine.
So you can take Gabba.
I think it adds to actually the opposite.
Nah, there's actually a promise.
You feel real good.
I got to explain it with hormones, but there's some of them that called Gabba actually.
Yeah.
It doesn't cross the blood brain barrier.
They don't think it's such a bitch like all these things that it's the same thing with
like I think like dopamine doesn't cross the blood brain barrier.
Yeah.
So essentially Benzo's are like increasing your Gabba hat man, but what does that have
to do?
You take a whole bunch of Benzo's.
Oh yeah.
You can see the hat man.
But when you take like Gabba, the supplement, it doesn't cross the blood brain barrier.
That's so weird.
Yeah.
I think they give Parkinson's carbidopa and levodopa.
Yeah.
Parkinson's is actually, they don't have enough dopamine, right?
Yeah.
So it's like, cause they can't just give them straight dopamine.
Cause like you said, like it doesn't cross just like Gabba, but they give them the carver.
It's like from beans, some bean.
It's like velvet bean I think is where they get it from.
But it actually like crosses and you have to, I forget, you have to use like both of
those.
It's just interesting how the blood brain barrier works like that.
It's weird.
It's crazy how it stops things from getting in.
Yeah.
But yeah, I got an interesting topic to talk about.
What your fucking guy, yeah dude.
So have you ever heard of crossroads deals?
No, what's that?
So, there's a old myth that you can make a deal with the devil at a crossroads.
So the old story is that crossroads had a like transient like type, like energy to them.
So the transients of a crossroad is also not just a transient in the physical world, but
in the metaph, like the metaphysical world type thing.
So crossroads, that's an intro to the story that I'm going to be telling here.
But crossroads deals have been like a thing in like culture and like things that if you
want to make a deal with the devil to do something, you can go to a crossroads and sit there and
wait after midnight on a moonless night.
So there's a story about it.
How do you find one of these places?
Just a crossroads, like literally just a crossroads, like an intersection.
But like it has to be like a lesser like ran intersection, like a one where you can pretty
much be alone, you know?
Like country intersections are pretty like crossroads type thing.
There's a man by the name of Robert Johnson.
You ever heard of him?
No.
Robert Johnson was born in the year 1911.
He was born to a family where he was pretty much, since his birth he's had a horrible
like awful like life that he's been trying to do.
But the one thing that he used to escape all like his troubles and stuff was blues music.
So he loved playing the blues.
But the thing was, he really sucked at playing the guitar.
So he went along, lived his life and was trying to make it as a blues musician.
But back in the day, you got to think about it.
Like everybody said the blues was the devil's music back then.
Like it was frowned upon, like all this shit.
So Robert met a lady that he fell in love with and he was about to marry.
And her family hated him because he played blues music and he said he was going to give
it up to marry her, like just live like a normal wife, you know, type thing.
So you know, pretty standard like story there.
But he was going to do one more tour before he was going to marry her.
Like his final like thing, he's like I'm going to leave it behind but I'll do one more tour
before I get married type thing.
So while he was on tour, his wife that was pregnant with his kid died.
So when he came back, the family blamed him for playing the devil's music before, like
how blues was looked at as the devil's music.
They said that this is your punishment for playing the blues type thing.
Oh shit.
So he was.
The blues.
Did he just tell the story of the devil went down to Georgia?
No.
That's what I'm saying.
Like this sounds familiar.
Dead went down to Georgia and he lit a whistle of steel.
So he went back to playing the blues because he wanted to, he wanted to, you know, do that
because his wife's dead, his kid, his pregnant wife died with his kid.
So he was like, I'm just going to go back to doing what I do.
So he went back and he was playing a show and like one of his idols came up to him.
I forgot the name of his idol, but like his idol came up to him and was like, son, stop
playing it just sounds like noise.
Damn.
So he disappeared for three years and came back to the same guy who was his idol and
he just goes, Hey, can I play?
And he came back because back then they didn't have a seven string guitar, but he came back
with a seven string guitar.
He was the first one to do it.
And then he's like, what's up with the extra string?
He goes, Oh, you'll see.
So then he gets up there.
He's playing the blues.
And he was playing and they're like, that is the most insane sounding thing that we've
heard because no one's ever heard someone play like he played back then.
And he went from literally being the shittiest guitar player to the best of that time period.
Damn.
Because of the extra string?
No, no, this is, this is, this is where this is my story.
It's weird.
So he disappears for three years, comes back with an extra string on his guitar and he
plays music that is basically like the building blocks of what rock and roll ended up becoming.
And every, like a whole bunch of rock and roll artists said that they, they got their
inspiration from this guy, Robert and Robert Johnson, Robert Johnson.
Yeah.
Robert Johnson.
So related to Eric Johnson.
No.
Oh shit.
I love that song.
Clif Sadover.
Fuck.
That's a good song.
It really is.
But the, then they started being this like, he always had a real, real ominous vibe around
him after he came back for three years and he was playing like, like most of the time
you can't cultivate that kind of talent in three years.
So people were like, what happened?
So he was drunk at a bar one day and one of the guys came along and they're like, how
did you learn how to play like that in three years?
He goes, he looked at him, took another swig of his drink and he just goes, honestly, I
made a deal with the devil.
Damn.
And then he told him the story, he went to the crossroads and this is when things get
weird.
About the, about a year into his thing, when he disappeared, he went to the crossroads
and he started playing a, playing his guitar at the crossroads.
Real shitty, but he was like, he's still trying to play the guitar.
And out of the weeds, a eight foot tall man came out and asked him if he could tune his
guitar for him.
And he goes, so he gave him the guitar and he started talking to him and he just goes,
now I know.
And like the guy goes, I know who you are, Robert.
And like he's, he's tuning his guitar and like playing it and he just goes, and I know
exactly what you want.
And he goes, there's one thing that I require from you.
He just goes, and that's a fiddle made of gold.
But he just goes, but that's a, that's your soul son.
He just goes, it's a simple deal, if I gave you back this guitar and you accept, you'll
be one of the best guitar players that's ever walked this earth.
And then he goes, you can deny it.
But he just goes, I'm pretty sure you won't.
And then he handed him back his guitar and he goes, is it a deal?
And then he grabbed the guitar and he shook his hand.
And ever since then.
What the fuck?
When did this take place?
1930s sometime.
But it actually meet the devil.
He met the devil when he made a deal with them.
See this is, this comes around to the homeless thing.
Homeless people in the weeds side of the road in the middle of the night.
I'm the devil.
But look up, look up a song by Robert Johnson called crossroads.
Let's see.
No, he's going to, he can play it on, on his computer.
So we can all hear it.
Sorry.
Crossroads or a hell hound on my trail.
So this was 1930s by the way.
It sounds a lot like the story.
If you listen to the words, Johnny B. Good.
Oh yeah.
I've heard 1930s blues before.
Cause a Pink Floyd was actually named after 1930s blues.
Really?
Yep.
Oh shit.
This shit is so awesome.
Bro, I was taking a music class in college and the guy had like a, like a twenties slide
guitar and he was like, anybody know how to play guitar?
I was like, yeah.
But he was like, you want to play it?
I was like, no, cause I was too like, I was too afraid to play it in front of everybody.
Oh man.
But I wish I played it though.
Dude, what if you played it in front of everybody and then you became like a rock star?
I don't know how to play it.
I didn't know how to play the fucking slide guitar.
Oh, slide guitar.
Yeah.
I mean, it's kind of the same as a regular guitar.
It's just he's got the little horizontal.
He also got the ring.
I mean, it was like one of those steel slide guitars.
Yeah.
But it was a horizontal.
I'm getting confused with the, the dobro, right?
Isn't that what it's called?
Like the slide guitars that like the, the pink Floyd use where like they have like the
thing on the table and they use their hand on it.
Yeah.
That's, they use that a lot in country.
Yeah.
Yep.
Table, table slide, I think it's called.
Yeah.
I mean, it's similar to a dobro.
Like Jerry Douglas.
This song is fucking bops, bro.
That's like, wait, you really think it does?
Yeah.
It's a good song.
I thought it was terrible.
In 1930s.
Yeah.
Just imagine like in the 1930s, you've never heard anything like this.
Yeah.
It's taken it out of context.
He's like, this song fucking sucks.
It's got like a really eerie feeling to it.
Oh no, I'm thinking of Henry Johnson.
Henry Johnson.
I don't think that's, um, oh man, Jerry Douglas.
See, hold on.
Let me see if I can find this.
You're here at Alison Krauss.
Nope.
No?
So she's like a bluegrass lady, but she, she, um, she tours with this guy, Jerry Douglas.
Hold on.
Let me see.
And he plays a dobro is basically like an actual guitar that they're using as a slide
guitar.
Interesting.
But it's like, it's like turned so they hold it like at their waistline.
I've actually played a bass like that.
It's really weird sounding.
Let me see.
What, uh, what's the name of that song?
Are you looking up a Robert Johnson?
No, I was looking at a Biden administration warrants of AI's dangers.
Yeah, thanks.
Dude, this is all behind that.
You heard it here on Untitled first.
So this guy plays a dobro.
Hold on.
We'll come back to that.
Hold on a sec.
This is what it sounds like.
That's the thing you're talking about?
Yeah.
Oh no.
I'm talking about like, um, listen to how beautiful this sounds.
They're like playing on the table with the finger picks.
It's an actual like guitar, but flipped sideways.
So he's playing it with like the sliding picks.
Yeah.
But it's on his waist.
Right.
But let me skip it.
It's got a beautiful sound to it.
You hear the like slide?
Yeah.
Could you play a slide bass?
I wonder because I'm good.
Yeah, I wonder how it sound.
I have a slide.
I play a slight guitar.
So you might be able to do.
Yeah, that'd be, that'd be an interesting sound.
You can, it's possible.
This dude gets it.
I mean, I'm not sure.
But like you were saying about this guy, Robert Johnson, right?
They say like artists.
That there's this thing.
That.
If.
If you meet it.
At the same time and same place every day.
Right.
It, it will feed you ideas.
Right.
This it's like a meme.
Right.
If you know what, like the other definition of a meme is.
What do you mean?
Um, here, let me, it's kind of hard to describe.
Like, let me look up what a Jamie looked that up.
Jamie.
Yeah.
What a meme is.
Definition of a meme.
Yeah.
I think a meme is an internet like.
No.
A meme.
Like a meme.
Like the internet beam.
Not like it's the other definition.
I don't know what the other definition is.
I've never heard of that.
Oh, that's like.
I think a meme is just something that's like.
God, I don't even know what that is.
God, I don't even know how to describe it.
I know.
Meme definition, maybe like paranormal.
I feel like half the people who are in fucking like a media and shit now all fucking are
sold their soul to the devil.
Well this, the idea is basically like a meme is like a spirit almost.
Right.
And if you meet it like at the same time and same place every day and you like set aside
time for it, it'll like feed you like ideas.
That sounds sketch.
Joe Rogan talks about it and like actually like a lot of like artists talk about it.
But I don't think it's a negative thing, dude.
I think, I think what it is is that I think you're just tapping into the ether of ideas.
Right.
Another creepy thing about Robert Johnson is that he would play at the cemetery every
single night.
Jesus.
This guy was a fucking, I'm surprised he wasn't in jail in the thirties.
Yeah.
I mean, I did go to jail for just about anything for being cross-eyed.
This dude, this dude would go to the cemetery every night and play and people ask them,
he just goes, this way I can play in front of an audience and no one will boo me.
It's true.
But I'm right.
No one booze us on untitled podcast.
If you want to call in though, you can do us.
Yeah, please.
Do you call on Tyler?
What's your phone number?
We should do like a WhatsApp type thing.
We're not putting my phone number out there.
If you want to make a complaint on title podcast, it's that five, five, five, five, five, five.
No, but we should really make a WhatsApp for, for untitled podcast.
That'd be awesome.
So then we could actually have people call in and not get people to call in with their
paranormal experiences.
Absolutely.
I think you should have a segment on that.
Speaking of that, want to talk about this, this book here?
Yeah, this is, so I've been reunited with this book.
I told the story before.
I'll give a brief synopsis on it.
It was just one of my very few ghost stories.
The name of this book is ghost of the Northeast.
So I was at my friend's house and this one friend is really into like, like spiritual
stuff, you know?
Just like not quite like a Wiccan, but like that kind of like the dark arts, you know,
you know, Harry Potter, dark arts, like, like, I don't know what you would call it.
What would you call it, Tyler?
Where it's like she's in a cold kind of, yeah, it's not like evil.
No, no, like it's just the occult.
Yeah.
Like I'm into the occult.
Like Faith Hill Springs, eternal.
The fuck did you just say?
Did you just put a spell on this?
Do we have to have an exorcism?
What should happen?
So I would understand.
So I was at the was fucking here.
I was at this friend's house and I'm going to go call him.
We were, what was the, I forget what the exact context was, but I walked by this bookshelf
in this book, not this exact copy.
This is Tyler's copy.
Yeah.
This book fell off the shelf and it opened up to a page.
So this is, this is all about ghost stories.
It opened up to a page about a restaurant in our town that's haunted.
Right.
Now this restaurant would always freak me out because I'd always hear stories that it
was haunted.
And when I had to drive by it at night, I would drive by really fast, but it's, it's
just so weird that, you know, it's like literally like two miles line of sight away.
And out of all the stories in this book, it opened up to that one.
That's pretty cool.
So there's some really interesting stories in there.
Let's see, let's see which one I pick if I pick one at random.
Right.
This is the, uh, Southeast light.
Oh, you got a bookmark.
That's why it opened up to it.
So let's see, let's see the one about the bear steak house.
That's the name of the restaurant.
Let me see.
I, it might have a glossary where you could find it in here.
I'll let you look it up.
Yeah.
I'll do it real quick, but, uh, uh, the bear steak house is what it's called.
Yeah.
Hotels, ins and B and B's.
Would it be in there?
Oh, restaurant ghosts.
Yeah, there you go.
There's a chapter for restaurant ghosts.
Uh, 255.
Uh, the bear steak house, 259.
There it is.
That's fucking wild.
If you would like to read it, sir.
Yeah, sure.
Hopefully I don't cry and run out of the room.
All right.
So this is kind of long, man.
It's two pages.
All right.
So where does this start?
Uh, where the, where the picture is.
Okay.
So it says the young man angrily slammed the kitchen door.
I feel like this is starting in the middle of a, right.
Angrily slammed the kitchen door, uh, strode to his car, whatever that means, jammed the
gear shift into low and burned rubber out of the driveway under route seven.
That's where it is.
South of Duanesburg, New York, wherever he was headed, he never arrived.
A few hours later, a passerby discovered his smoking smashed car wrapped around a tree
just a few miles away.
The boy was dead.
This is very dramatic.
Wait, this is the page that I opened to.
Yeah.
When it fell off the shelf.
Yeah.
This is, but that, that was after the car crash, the motorcycle crash in your house,
no shit.
That's fucking spooky too.
You had the motorcycle crash at your house too.
Is that the same story?
No, it's not the same story, but it's a similar, this is their, this, this is my apartment.
You're talking about the motorcycle under the barn on fire.
Yeah.
No, that's, that's like, that's what after that way.
I like 10 years after.
Yeah.
Says his wake was held in the house.
I can barely read that.
Held in the house's front room.
Not long after the funeral, the grief stricken family sold the house and moved away.
New owners after world war two converted the old farmhouse into a tourist home.
In late 1940s, the old farmhouse became the sportsman's and it was later incarnated as
Duane man or a cocktail lounge.
In 1959, both Pat and pain bought it and converted it to the bear steakhouse after Bob's nickname.
Pat often heard strange noises in the upstairs living quarters, but couldn't identify them
or track them down.
While tending bar downstairs, she also heard weird sounds, but attributed these episodes
to the house settling.
One morning as she sat reading upstairs, a large fig tree in a heavy pot suddenly launched
itself in front of her.
That's just too heavy.
No way it could have dumped itself.
She marveled, exasperated at the cleanup.
She blurted out, now look what you did.
I've got to clean all this up.
Then she caught herself.
Who was she talking to?
That's fucking crazy, dude.
I don't know if I'm going to read this whole thing.
I'm having flashbacks to reading in church.
Yeah.
There's like paranormal things that take place at this steakhouse.
Do you want to read some of it?
I'll read it.
Yeah.
You want me to read the same story?
Or do you want me to do a different one?
Yeah.
Just keep going down the...
I missed the beginning.
What's up with the book?
I told the story before.
How about the book dropped and it landed on the page?
Yeah.
My friend had that same book.
She was into the occult and stuff.
I walked by the shelf.
I didn't even touch it.
The book fell out of the bookshelf.
It just opened up into this page?
Opened to that page, which is... The name of the book is Ghost Stories in the Northeast.
Right?
It opened to that page.
That's like two miles away from where we were, that steakhouse.
I'll finish the story.
A few weeks after opening, their teenage son reported hearing music in his bedroom every
night around 2 a.m.
Sometimes he'd awaken to find his record player spinning, but other times it'd be just the
music but from where.
Fortunately, this only happened once when his friend slept over, so he had witness confirmation.
Pat concluded that the spirit must be of that dead young driver and that he must have liked
his music and this may have even been his bedroom.
She took the matter to the priest who advised saying the rosary and praying for this young
man's soul.
They followed his advice and for a while the room was quiet.
Sometimes later, Bob and Pat's daughter inherited her brother's room and the music resumed.
She discovered that she'd hear music until she stood and then it would cease.
One night, the family was awoken by a strong smell of smoke in the cellar.
Bob found his compressor engulfed in flames.
Strangely, however, the objects near it weren't even singed.
How could that fire have not spread?
He pondered.
Had the ghost awaken them to surprise them with a fire at the same time?
That was very hard to believe, but the strange events continued in the steakhouse over the
years and the family began fondly referring to the young man as George.
So I'm going to take a side thing from here.
If you give a spirit a name, that's one of the worst things that you could do to it.
Because if you start calling it by a name, names have been given power since names have
been a thing.
Like if you called your name, you're going to respond to your name, right?
And the whole thing with like giving a spirit a name, it's giving it credence and you're
calling it like from that.
Like, you're just like, hey, I'm going to call you by a name.
So every time I say this name, it's going to come out.
So if you give something a name, it's like giving it more power, like giving it more
things.
So, okay.
Yeah.
Though they knew it, they hadn't been his name.
Bartender Tony, after closing one night, went home and called then called Pat.
As I was leaving the parking lot, I saw you waving to me in the upstairs window.
How did you get upstairs so fast?
Pat, who couldn't have gone upstairs until after Tony had left, replied, it wasn't me
Tony.
Maybe you saw our ghost.
Pat realized that they'd become so used to the ghost activity that an unrecognized person
in the window was now prompted as a ghost instead of a frantic speech.
Pat believes that George is becoming a lover of sorts towards the young women who work
there.
Damn.
Whenever Tony passes the curtain picture on the wall, it suddenly tilts.
She thinks that George wants to get Tony's attention.
However, whenever Tony is around the kitchen cooler, it pops open.
She's very attractive, Pat told me.
Well, I mean, you know, sorry, there's more to it.
Oh, there's, yeah, there's a little bit more.
During my kitchen interview, Bob continually checked on the roast cooking for dinner and
piled me with succulent cuts of rib eye beef.
It was hard to concentrate on the ghosts.
He recommends he he reminisced we once had a customer who barged into this kitchen after
her meal and she wanted to know if we knew about the ghost.
We looked at her with another folk with another poker face and then burst out laughing.
She felt a cold breeze in the front corner of the dining room and many others had the
same sensation.
I stopped my hilarity and told her about the dead young man and that we learned that his
coffin was placed in the spot during the week.
So one night while his son's friends were staying again overnight, Bob got up to go
to the bathroom and found the light on.
He blamed it on his son's friends and then went back to bed.
But he saw the light turn on once again.
When he arose to turn it off, he he re lit it itself once more before finally staying
off.
Pat told another woman who was visiting overnight, she woke to see a chair rocking itself and
she never returned.
Another time someone broke into their storeroom and they came downstairs to find the window
open but nobody was there.
She believes George frightened the intruder away and again nothing was missing.
Once in a while we hear footsteps creaking down the hallway through nobody's though nobody
is there.
Corky our harpist, our harpist, the fuck's a harpist?
He plays the harp.
Often plays in a dining room before dinner and mid performance his harp would suddenly
go out of tune.
That can't just do that.
It can't just do that he tells me.
But here we go.
Perhaps the young driver has now found a brighter more leisurely path and has forgiven himself
for his teenage tantrum.
The restaurant has been pretty quiet lately after 50 years.
I think he's pretty much at peace and doesn't have to show off as much anymore, Bob concluded.
In a time the young man's spirit may also realize that he's closer to heaven than he
first thought and the bare succulent states will always be available.
Here's the crazy thing.
Remember that story I told you about my friend?
Seeing that thing.
So look how far away that is from where he saw it.
No shit that's like right around the corner.
Two miles.
Yeah.
Two miles away.
Walking distance.
Yeah I think we'll have to go ghost hunting there this summer.
Dude.
What if you went to the Bear's Steakhouse and you started asking for George?
Are you there George?
Hey Georgie.
I mean we could ask the owners if they'd let us do it.
I'm sure they would if it's the same owners.
Yeah you ask them.
I will.
I'll do that.
Untitled podcast paranormal.
We really got to find a way to get people to call in.
Paranormal invasions.
We got to find a way to get our fourth co-host to show up to the podcast.
Oh my god.
Anyway.
All right we'll take a break and when we come back we'll talk about 9-11.
Yeah sounds good to me.
All right.
We're gonna be calling one of our friends of the cast.
It's almost midnight my guy.
Oh no.
I am not available right now.
At the tone please record your message.
When you have finished recording you may hang up or press one for more options.
I'm talking about some ghost stories.
We were wondering if you have a fucking how many stories about the ghost.
You know what I mean.
You might not some ghost stories.
You might have some good stories.
You know out there doing stuff in the world.
Maybe you came across some ghosts or something.
I got to go.
All right.
I don't.
Call me back if you got an ego stories.
Okay.
Goodbye.
All right.
That was the intermission.
Thank you thumbs up.
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Oh shit.
Oh shit, what I just clicked on a thing and it said suicide, self harm and
eating disorders policy on YouTube.
What? What the fuck? Why'd you pick that? If you believe someone is in danger,
get in touch with the local emergency services for help. Don't call us flag,
the video and bring it to our attention. Why? What did you do on your? So I
clicked on a raging at the machine video that was bomb track, right? The song
that I was playing and it said this video may contain topics of self harm
and or suicide because the album cover is the monk that setting himself on
setting himself on fire in the sixties. Give me a break. Yeah, I know that
album cover. Yeah, sick album cover. Dude, that month literally fucking sat
down the street, lit himself on fire and didn't move. Dude, that's that's how
long it's called something. Self emulation emulation. Yeah, it's fucking
hard. There's also a band shout out emulation band. Yeah, yeah, sure. You're
going to ban that. They're going to do it anyway. No, I said it's a band. Oh,
the band emulation. Oh, I thought you said you're going to ban emulation. Like
I'm pretty sure it's already banned. No, no, no. Anyway, we're back on the
unheard of podcast.
Need to go. Yeah, Tyler. Tyler's got to go. I need to go a nice place.
We're going to sleep. Real nice place. Sleepy time.
Nice place.
I'm playing with something. You're doing that now.
Oh yeah, so well, I was trying to give you a sound of pts. Tell us, tell us
what
what you want our viewers to even less this week. Yeah, don't email us dick
pics.
Please, they email us email us ghost stories, cryptid stories, stories of come
to Jesus, stories that are anti communism, anything of that sort. That'd
be real fun. Real real nice. Pro America pro gun anti terrorist pro freedom. You
know,
I'm pro freedom of speech. Shut the fuck up.
Okay, and what's that email address for everybody? That's untill the podcast
73 at gmail.com. Email it or don't
or just spam it.
What are you doing? I'm trying to give Tyler PTSD before he goes. What?
Bro. No, of what? I'm trying to get it to play.
Ah, it's not working. What is it? It's Morse code.
I think that pretty much sums it up.
It was a specific sound that would give you PTSD. No, not that one.
I know, you know, it's what I'm talking about.
Now the worst sound is fucking
so anyway,
I got a sound that'll give every single one of us PTSD. Hold on.
Thank you. Yeah.
Hold on. Do I have the? This is some because he would just do that at random
points of the night.
We'd all be fucking to sit in there minding our own business. Then this
motherfucker comes along and he is goes.
This will be funny to fuck with.
It is go up to somebody who's fucking sleeping. Let's go.
I got to start doing that. That sound just gives me a rage against the machine.
Yeah, that's the sound though.
What do you sound?
Bro, what are you looking up to? I'm just trying to hold on a second.
Back the fuck up. Glock news monster. What Glockness monster you fucking Glockness
monster.
So we're gonna say about nine eleven. Oh God, something. I'll listen to this
when I get home. I love you guys. I love the viewers. I hate some of the
viewers too. If you agree with Casey, I hate you. If you agree with me,
you're the best person on the planet. Look at what country do you hate the
viewers the most?
I can either confirm nor deny that
I'm a South Korea. No, I'm a Switzerland. How many viewers do we have? How many
viewers do we have?
Not a lot anymore. Do we have any viewers? No, no one is listening at this
point. Alright, so later, bro. Later. So I was watching a six part documentary
this week. It was a nine eleven like the memories or some shit like that,
but actually cool because it has like all the videos from the actually shot
in two thousand one like real time videos, but it's like an HD so you can.
I don't know if you've ever like seen like videos of the actual nine eleven
footage like like in depth like hour long videos, but now our long. No, like
did you see like videos of like the firefighters like when it happened and
like the planes flying into the building? Yeah, I'm like all that stuff.
Yeah, but they have like they have like a documentary on the stuff and they
have people that are in the videos like on camera, like telling their stories.
But anyway, there's one motherfucker, Joseph Pfeiffer. He was a battalion
chief of Battalion one and he was on a call, a gas leak call at the time that
the first plane hit into the World Trade Center. And so he was like he was
probably like fifteen twenty blocks away and they they see the plane hit the
World Trade Center and they like hear this plane and there's somewhat there's
someone recording like this gas leak call for some reason like why though?
Why are they recording like a gas leak? I swear you're going with this so set up
there's a camera man recording the battalion chief as he's directing the
firefighters on this gas leak call and they hear the sound of the jet engine
and the camera immediately aims at the World Trade Center and they see the
plane just crash into the World Trade Center like like as you're hearing the
jet engine, the like the cameras panning over to the World Trade Center, you
know, like almost like they knew that the plane was going into the World
Trade Center. So what was this guy's name? Joseph Pfeiffer, Joseph. I mean
highly likely, highly suspect. And so he was the first battalion chief. He was
like the first on scene to nine eleven. So he went over. He was like he called
the radio and he was like yeah, plane just hit the World Trade Center and he
went over and like established command and and then they sent like you know
they sent the whole response team out to out to the World Trade Center. And I'm
looking at a picture of him now. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, you should watch that
documentary. It's fucking. Let's see if I can find this video. But but then he
fucking so he was in the World Trade Center like in the lobby in the North
Tower and like he was like directing people with like the chief, like a
bunch of captains, bunch of chiefs, like the chief of the fire department. They
were all in the North Tower and then the fucking South Tower got hit and fell and
he ran across the street and then he was like in command and like the fucking the
director of the fire department of FDNY was killed in nine eleven like the chief
like the chief of the department. Right. So he was like in command after that.
And
something about I don't know.
Oh yeah, so he's on the towers. Good. You see the you know, it's like all like a
big scene like there's like a police officer. Right. And she was like there's
like a lady police officer and she was like yeah, they're telling me on the
radio like they're telling us that the second tower is coming down. Right. Yeah.
And we go like I get out of here like almost like she knew. So you're trying to
paint a picture of first responders knowing that it was going to happen.
Yeah. So oh, you're talking about building seven.
No, I'm talking about that was another thing. So I'm talking about the second
tower. Okay, so South Tower. Did she say that before after the first she said
she was running down the street and she said we just got a radio transmission.
That's the second cat tower is coming down. We got to get out of here and the
first one had already fallen. Yeah. Oh, I mean well, it doesn't take a rocket
site to be like that plane. That size just hit that tower and it fell a second
plane the same size hit that tower the same exact way in the same spot. It's
going to fall. It doesn't take a rocket site. I know, but I don't think that
thing with the camera though, like the camera pans on the World Trade Center
and then like like the airplane before it, but the camera pans in the World
Trade Center and you just see the plane going into the into the fucking tower.
Like almost like they were like waiting for and they were on the fucking gasly
call. Why are they filming a gasly call in the middle of a fucking Tuesday
morning anyway? Well, I could tell you that you have to find out who is behind
the camera, but it could have been for legal purposes, but they don't film every
day like they don't film every call and why are they filming firefighter calls
in New York City? Well, think about this. There's this was the first time
there's this was two thousand camp quarters were small then you know, a
camp quarter in two thousand is like, you know, like palm sized. It wasn't like a
body cam. It was like a movie. It was like it was like a movie shoot almost.
Well, I mean he was probably just filming it on a camp quarter right. You
know that and so but who like I wouldn't have been recording it for
documentation. I mean look, there's twenty million people,
twenty million people in New York City. Right. The chances that I can't believe
there weren't more people randomly filming just fucking around with a camp
quarter. Well, there were. That's why there's so many videos, but it was just
like, oh wow, they're playing of tourists, right? But right. Yeah, I'm
surprised there wasn't more. But why are they just randomly recording a
firefighter during a gasly call? Well, you know, it could have been like a
lawyer or something, you know, that was like maybe it had something to do with
his fishy bro. Yeah, I'd have to see it. I'd have to I'd have to see it to make a
judgment. Yeah, you got to look at 9 11 the fucking lost documentary or whatever
the fuck it was called. Do you that shit is so scary. Like, can you imagine just
like you're just chilling in your office and then all of a sudden you're
thinking about if you have to jump or not? Oh, yeah, they were talking about
that. And then you hear the floors above you, pancaking. Like, yeah, you know what
I never saw any pictures or footage of is them rescuing anybody from the rubble.
It was like nobody made it. Yeah. So on the documentary, there is there was like
a few group of firefighters that actually made it out of the rubble
because they like save some old lady and then they actually got rescued out of
the rubble. But they were like one of the only ones that made it to survive the
collapse of both buildings. Oh my God, dude, that is just like it's so
terrifying. It's so terrifying what humans can dream up. Yeah, you know, but
9 11 is, but yeah, there was this guy that was like, I was like, yeah, it was
just like a clear blue day and then we just got like pitch black. You say like
the Marriott Hotel that was in between the World Trade Center and in between
the two towers. He's like, just got pitch black and then like I fucking like fell
like 19 stories. Wait, he fell 19 stories. Yeah, there's people that actually
fell and and still like the building collapsed around them. And they like,
yeah, they're like kind of like made it though. Kind of made it. Yeah, like they
made it. They made it, but they were fucked up. Wow. See, that's the crazy
thing is like you don't really hear the stories of the people who like were
like maimed or injured. It's like they either made it out fine or they didn't
make it at all. Yeah, I mean, because if you get hit with fucking 1000 pounds of
steel, you're fucking dead. Right. Yeah. But if you don't, then you'll probably
make it. And then the debris coming down, killing people. Yeah, that's what I'm
talking about. Like the fucking pieces of the building weigh like 1000 pounds
each. And they're like, yeah, there's people like in the floors, like there's
people like on the floor like this in a room. And they're like, they don't have
any escape except the windows because the stairway is blocked. So they have to
decide whether like stay in the burning building or jump out the window. What
the dude, it's so, so messed up. It's like, oh God, I just can't. It's still
like till this day, it still stings. You know, it's still scary. It's like never
stopped being scary, but it was, it was supposed to be a lot worse actually. So
9 11 was just like that. That was, that was like a small version of what they
were planning actually. And they, they attempted to steal. I actually, I think it
was from Honolulu. They, they had a plan to steal 2747s. And this was like, I
think in 1996 and it got thwarted. Like I want to say it was from Honolulu. Yeah.
So they were, they were trying to crash the last plane to the Capitol building.
Right. Yeah. But that went down. Wow. Was it shot down? What was this plan to steal
747s before 9 11? Bro. And then building seven, right? Building seven comes down
and they're like, it collapses due to fire. And you can see the video on
YouTube of of like, this is a simulation of building seven of what it would look
like if it collapsed due to fire. And you see like the individual pieces fall
like pieces of building falling off, almost like the world trade center did.
And like it was like slowly collapsing like over the course of like ten
seconds. Right. But when you see the actual video of building seven collapses,
it's just like the bottom is taken out and it's a free fall. Right. It's not
like individual pieces like collapsing due to fire. You know, so you couldn't
know what it would look like if it collapsed from fire because no steel
structure, but the video has ever collapsed from fire. So it's like saying,
you know, what does a pink elephant look like? You can guess what it might look
like, but you'll never know because they don't, they've never existed. So what
do you say? It's the first time in history that a steel structure ever
collapse from fire, fire damage. A steel structure has never collapsed from fire
in history. That was the first before nine 11, before nine 11, it has never
happened. Really? Have any collapsed since then? What's that? I don't think
it. I don't think I have collapsed since then. Right. I know they've been steel
structures don't collapse from fire. Well, they don't. I love it.
It's the first. It's the one and only time it was like a one in a trillion
chance and it happened on nine eleven. Well, it's not one of a true because
it's like if you'd fly a fucking jet plane to the world trade, well, that's
structural damage. That's different, but but every time that you fire a plane
to the world trade center, it's going to collapse right
statistically. Yeah, yeah, so far
every time
it's two for two. Yes, and in history, every time a plane has been flown,
actually it's three for two because seven world trade center collapsed
without a plane being fucking fluid flow into it. It was a steel building,
right? It just collapsed out of the sheer shock of the situation and the
fucking like you saw the like the Marriott hotel being like the middle of
it being taken out when the south tower collapse, like the south tower
collapse from the fucking middle of a Marriott just got fucking taken out
and this fucking guy is like, oh yeah, it's like on the nineties floor
in the north stairwell and my section didn't get fucked. So I just like
fucking made it out. But dude, I think it's so incredibly obvious that
they had it wired up with explosives ahead of time, like for the reasons
that I talked about before on the first episode, was it the first episode?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that they have sensitive documents. Yeah, they without
a doubt. I mean, these are these are national secrets that cannot get out.
So I mean, because what if some organization wanted to cause a terrorist
attack and then they wanted to go in there during all the chaos and steal
information? It's like you can't wipe all the drives. You can't get rid of
all the evidence. The only thing you can do is hit the self destruct button.
So now, you know, I think stuff like this, right? And so I was watching
the launch of that rocket that Elon Musk just did. Yeah, SpaceX just did.
And it's like this massive rocket, right? And so on the way down, you see
it like failing, right? And then finally, it just explodes. I'm like, oh,
they self destructed it. That's like incredibly obvious, right? I'm like,
but that's just like my opinion. Well, they were talking to Chris Hatfield.
Do you know who he is? No, he's a Canadian NASA. Oh, yeah, I see him on
YouTube. Yeah, he's like, oh, yeah, he goes without a doubt. You know, this
was a huge success. And he goes that it exploding at the end was he goes, all
these rockets have self destruct features. So I would assume that they
just they just use the self destruct feature feature so it wouldn't harm
anybody on the ground. And I'm like, oh, see that that inference that I made,
assuming that it probably had a self destruct feature. All right. So you can
trust me on 9-11, right? On building seven, it had a self destruct feature.
That building had a self destruct feature without a doubt. Now, what
mechanisms they used, like what what um what channels they have to go through
in order to initiate the self destruction? Who knows? Maybe the
president has to be called, you know, well, he was he acted like he didn't
know. Like there was like a documentary on Netflix about like 9-11, what the
president did during 9-11. He was like, oh, I was in Florida reading a book to
children and then they told me about 9-11 and I fucking flew around the
airplane. Yeah, it's like, no, you fucking knew about it bro. Like I don't
want to fucking watch an hour and a half of George Bush lying to me right,
right. And he is a good liar. Yeah, he knew something. It's like dude, they
they they needed that shit to happen though. You know what I mean? So like
how they had to find excuses to go to war with Iraq after that right and Iraq
had nothing to do with it. Yeah, but it's just like we're just there by proxy of
them just being brown like 90. So it's like, okay, everybody's good with it.
It's like, no, dude, like that's not cool. You can't just go into a country just
because you know, yeah, 90% of the the terrorists involved in the 9-11 were
Saudi Arabian. Yeah, so most of them. So there's Saudi Arabian. Yeah. And we
never did anything like to go find people in Saudi. Pakistan I think. Did we
invade Saudi Arabia? Saudi Arabia and Pakistan. Yeah, and it's like we never and
we're cool with Pakistan actually, right? Yeah, because they fucking they're
fucking enemies with India and fucking India's in with China. Dude, this is
getting this is getting heavy. So we don't like India now. I don't know one
of them like you know how Pakistan India fucking hate each other right fucking
India do well. They my friend little good man my friend they just view over the
the territory in Kashmir. Oh well, so what let them, but they fucking hate
each other. So I think India is on China side. That's fucked up man. I they never
did. I love India. I go look this up. I don't want to fight with the Indian
people in the. I don't want to fight with the Chinese. I don't fight with
anybody bro. Can we just can we just all get along? I don't know bro, but I thought
any in China were friends. Yeah, I mean, I think they are starting to favor them.
It's because it's because we have this weak feeble president that it's like
nobody wants to be on our team anymore. China has been Indian India's largest
trading partner and the two countries have also extended their strategic and
military relations. Yeah, but I mean, however, conflict of interest lead leads
to hostility. India has a large trade deficit that is favored towards China.
What does that even mean? I don't even know. I don't understand trade deficits
because I feel like you should. India might be on our side actually. I don't
know. Because remember the last episode we were talking about World War III and
like China Pakistan or India Pakistan. Yeah, and like they hate each other so
they're both going to pick sides and like go against against each other. Yeah,
damn, that wouldn't be good. Yeah, this whole thing with Taiwan dude, it would
just like nobody wins. That's why I don't think it's gonna happen because
nobody would win. It would be a lose lose lose for everybody. Yeah,
but like there's there's nothing. There's nothing to be gained from it.
You know, but unfortunately that's what it was like with World War II though,
like like there's nothing to be gained from it. Like a bunch of people are
gonna die, but still happened. Yeah, but I mean a bunch of people who signed up
for it are gonna die. You know what I mean? Like I don't think I don't think
they would. I think if there is a conflict, it's just gonna be an isolated
conflict. It's gonna be.
I don't think anybody really wants World War Three except the companies that
make weapons. You know, but there's a conflict happening right now. I saw a
conflict in Ukraine, right, and I mean let it happen. It's kind of like a
proxy war. You know it. No, it's it is a war. It's we're at war with Russia.
Yeah, like we have troops in Ukraine, right, even though it's only 14 people.
We technically have troops in Ukraine, right? Um, I do. I get the vibe that
Russia really doesn't want to go to war with the United States. They don't want
it, but I think they're sick enough that if they get backed in a corner that
they'll just go all out and they'll kill everybody. I think that they don't want
it, but if they're if they run out of options, I think it's a possibility. You
know, yeah, I think the fucking Russians would kill us all in heartbeat before
they fucking died and fucking give up their country to the Americans. Well, I
don't think that would ever happen. You know, you kind of have to have you kind
of have to have these tensions for the world to operate right. It's like like
do we really like dislike Russian people? No, no. Do you think they really
dislike us that much? We know it's like a military like conspiracy, like like a
like a mob mentality that we have to like go to war with these people and
kill them because they're like our enemies, right? But I mean, that's kind
of the facade that exists, but it's it's kind of more like like if you don't have
that tension, right, you don't sell weapons. So at the bare minimum, you have
to have attention, right? So look at the Cold War. That's what that's all it was.
It was nothing but tension. But in reality, like we actually get along with
with Russia very well. You know, like look at the International Space Station.
Well, we did not anymore. But what do you mean? We don't get along with Russia
now that they're fucking? Oh, yeah. But so I think also part of what's happening
is so we have a war based economy, right? So for our economy to avoid
recession, we have to sell weapons. Like that's, that's it. There's no there's no
two ways about that. So like, some people have to die in order for our economy to
keep rolling. So are we selling weapons to Ukraine? Well, we're giving them
weapons, but we're giving him we're giving them the old shit that we want to
get rid of from the Cold War. Well, like the Abrams tank, like they just came out
with the new ones. Yeah, it's like, oh, how convenient like you send me that
thing about the Russian tank, like memorabilia, where like the cutout of the
Russian take. Oh, I didn't send that. But yeah, I was on that. It was either
Tyler or Ali Mack or the other one or the other one that shall not be named
the flake, even though he's been here more than me. But um, no, he hasn't. Yeah,
man. No, there's just this tension that has to exist. And it always comes up like
after there's a dip in the economy. Yeah, it's always war. That's like it's it's
always what trails a dip in the economy. It's gotta go to war. Gotta go to war.
Yeah, that's just how it works. People feel like that will make them like richer.
Yeah, well, no, it's it definitely is good for the economy. Like war is war gets
the economy cooking with fire. That's how it's set up. But yeah, because
everybody's fucking miserable.
Well, is so it's just like we make so much money off. That's that's our major
export is weapons. That's the one thing America does really well is we make
really good weapons. So we make the best in the world. Sure. There's any doubt
about that. Like we make shitty cars, good trucks, shitty cars. Well, I think
cars are just like, I don't know, like a personal opinion. But now there's no,
if you're a car person, like it depends. General Motors is all right, you know,
but we make like, I wouldn't say we make disposable cars, you know, but yeah,
where is it going with us? Anyway, that that tension has to exist between like
Russian, the United States. There has to be this like theater, this, this, this
fake fight. It's like the WWE, dude, it just has to exist. So everybody thinks
we've got somebody to fight and we can sell weapons. I don't know how much of it
is real. You know, I think even probably probably at the highest levels, our
governments are like working together behind the scenes. Oh, yeah, because it's
like a huge like profit to like sell these weapons to your country and other
countries. Like if, if Russia really, if we hated each other, like, don't you
think Russia would really hate the United States because of what we did like
in Afghanistan in the eighties? I don't think, I don't think Russians and
Americans actually hate you. The people of Russia and America actually hate
each other. It's just like the government. It's like a government thing,
you know, it's the cart, the cartels that run the government. The government is
like separate from the people almost right. They've like taken their own
personality. Like they're not representative of what I think and you
think right anymore. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. So it's like if, if we go to war, it's
like it's fucked up because we, we don't really, it's not our fault. Like that's
not what we wanted. Do you want to go to war with Russia? Fucking I don't want to
go to war with fucking anybody. Right. But yeah, it's just, it's crazy. It's
crazy how this, um, it seems like that's the way it's going. I don't think anybody
really wants it. I think some people do, but I think most people don't, but it, it
almost seems inevitable at this point. So, but it seemed that way back in like
seventies too though, but never happened during the cold war. Yeah. Yeah. Let's, I
mean, dude, that's the best case scenario. Human missile crisis is that this is
like a cold war type scenario, you know, and nothing ever happens. It's just like
a lot of talk, but dude, what's fucking wild is like, I, uh, I can just like go on
Facebook. For example, the other day I saw a video that was like covered and it said,
if you want to see this, it has sensitive content. And I'm like, well yeah, now I
really want to see it. So I clicked the thing and it's a guy on a ski lift who
throws a snowball at a guy in a wheelchair. It's like, this is like, what's the problem
with this? So that, that's a problem. But then I'm scrolling through and I watch
videos of Ukrainian drones dropping grenades on people in Russia. That's what I
was saying. Like I'm watching live birth videos and then I flagged right. Or like,
like videos of like, I don't know, fucking sick shit. It's like, dude, I'm
actually actively watching people die. Yeah. And it's like, that's fine. That's
not covered. Yeah. Watching somebody get hit with a snowball. So it's not
offensive based on the content. It's offensive based on the views of the
people controlling Facebook. Right. Exactly. Yeah. You're in a wheelchair.
You're a victim. It's like, ah, it's so ridiculous, dude. But it's like, yeah, we
don't like Russian so we can watch, you know, drones drop grenades on. Yeah.
It's like our fucking one podcast was flagged as fucking COVID
misinformation. No. Remember I talked about that last time? No. Yeah. So on the
one episode, the insurrection intervention with me and Tyler screaming
at each other, the, uh, they put like a COVID label on it. That's like COVID
19 information. And it like links you to a bunch of podcasts that give you like
government facts about COVID. It must analyze the audio. If you're going
Spotify, yeah, it does. If you're on Spotify, you'll see like the link, like
it's like a blue bar. This is like COVID 19 information. Oh my God. The
episode. What were we talking about? We're talking about the insurrection,
but that's have anything to do with COVID. Well, it was like during the height
of COVID. I mean, that's a job. We were also talking about COVID though. Oh,
yeah. Yeah. Now that we said it, is it going to pop up on this? It did. We said
it last episode. It didn't pop up. It didn't know. Maybe you got to say it
enough. Coles, it covered Corona. Virus is a is a fake virus that escalated the
world in 2019. COVID down created by China lab. That's actually a fucking
fact. It was created by fucking China. We know that now, but you would get
canceled for saying that. No, no. It came out. Remember we were talking about
that. It was a fucking news story that COVID was proven to be invented in a
lab in China. Yeah. But I mean a year ago you get canceled for saying that.
Yeah, exactly. It's like everything that you say, that's like a conspiracy that
like you think it's just like a joke turns out to be fucking true. That's
what Alex fucking Jones said. Dude. I mean, why do you think the guy went
nuts? You know, exactly. And all the Sandy Hook shit. Yeah. He knew too
much. So a Corona virus is a fake virus. Do you think it was really made in the
lab? Oh yeah. It's proven that it was made in the lab by China. It's so funny.
Chinese lab. It's so funny that it's like such common information. They fucking,
they fucking changed the, they changed up the SARS virus, right? Into this other
virus Corona virus. And then somehow it got out. We don't know how, but it got
out and it spread to the rest of the world. Damn. Do you think that there's
any lasting effects from the vaccine? The vaccine? Yeah. I haven't really had
any like side effects from the vaccine. I don't say my whole arm and down my,
the side of my flank. I mean your arm hurts. Yeah. No turn red. So in the,
the lady at the place I work at the health center, you know where I work.
Yeah. She's just like, yeah, unfortunately, even if there's another
booster, you still have to get it. Even though you've had a reaction, she goes,
we have people that have nerve damage that still have to get it. Like that's
the, what? Yes. Yes. A medical professional told me that she said, so I
had to be put on prednisone, which isn't serious prednisone and the third boost,
the, the, the booster,
uh, mine, cause I only had to get the, mine was caused by the second one. I
think I got the sickest I got throughout the whole thing from the booster.
So
bro, the fucking COVID vaccine. I don't even know that there's gotta be some
shit in that.
I don't know, man. I, I think that they were just doing the best they could at
the time, you know, but yeah, there's some nefarious aspects to it. Like
they're trying to make the maximum amount of profits, but they also try to
get people like the maximum amount of people to get the COVID vaccine. Right.
So like lately I've been trying to take the approach that like nothing is like
good or bad, like there's good and bad aspects to things, to everything, you
know? It's not just good or bad. It's not like, Oh, the vaccine's good. The
vaccine's bad. It's like, no, it's, it's got aspects of both. It's good and bad,
you know? Yeah. So you have no protection, you know, if you get it, um, like
there's no recourse you can take. There's no like legal recourse if you
have issues from it, if it causes you serious, like permanent damage. So
that's kind of a problem, you know? Yeah. Yeah. But dude, it's, it's pretty
scary. Like the whole thing with it's like you do, you have to do what they
say. Otherwise you can't like have a job and you can't feed yourself. Yeah.
It's like we're ready to go to the machine. Now, now you do what they told
you. Right. Yeah. And that's what like everything like now what they do, like
if like, say you're a doctor and you like spoke out against the vaccine, which
we're not doing here. Like we don't care. We have no opinion on this really. No,
the vaccine is fake. It's fake. Yeah, it was just sailing. No, the vaccine is
actually a government injection of mic of a microchip that makes you more
compliant. Damn yeah. Yeah, don't scare me because I was feeling pretty
compliant. I was thinking about it and I was like, man, I just feel like I want
to do whatever other people tell me to do.
Didn't you feel that way a little bit? Now you do what they told you. Now that
you mention it, damn, get a little sketched out. I bet that something's
gonna be flagged. But I mean, dude, it's like, like I was listening to this
story yesterday about this one doctor that was just pointing out some of the
problems. So he was saying that they just sent out a memo to the doctors
that said, yeah, so by the way, like if you suspect that somebody died,
like somebody died of something and they had COVID and you think that that
was the cause, just put that as a cause of death. Yeah. And he was like,
wait, wait, wait, no, no, it doesn't work like that. He does, right? Because
on a death certificate, he's like, there's a section for contributing
causes. So that's where COVID goes. So if somebody had coronary artery disease
and then congestive heart failure and they died from the congestive heart
failure, but they just happened to have COVID in the last week of their life,
they didn't die from COVID. They died from the congestive heart failure and
the coronary artery disease. So he goes, so if we start listing their cause of
death as the coronavirus, then, or as COVID-19, then that's gonna throw off
all the statistics that we're keeping on those illnesses. So how many people died
from congestive heart failure and coronary artery disease and COPD and all
these things. He goes, if we start putting COVID-19 as a cause of death,
we distort all those statistics. They're no longer any good. So now we can't.
He said the other thing that does is it makes the pharmaceutical industry look
like their medications are working. Oh, look, less people were dying from
congestive heart failure that were on this medication. It's like, no,
motherfucker, you listed the cause of death wrong. I bet like 50% of the
people that had COVID listed on their death certificate didn't actually die
of COVID. Exactly. And that should honestly, it should be thrown out as a
cause of death, right? Like honestly, if you just threw that out as a cause of
death and if that is what you died from, then more than likely you died of
obesity. You died from fatness.
Doctor said, I gotta get on obese. He said I'm too obese.
Oh my God. Jesus Christ. I'm too fatigued.
Not take a puff off this. No, it's too late now. I would hit maximum panic
attack on the way home. What do you think? You want to call Tyler? You want
to wrap it up? Call Tyler. Yeah. What are we going to call Tyler about? I
don't know. I love him, bro.
Let's see.
Damn. Who do you got that we could call about some conspiracies, bro? Oh shit.
Or call about some, uh, call about some, uh, what was I going to say? I
forgot. My brain is toast. Oh, some paranormal stories. Do you know? Oh
yeah. Do you know anybody that's got some? I don't know. Probably not.
Probably not at this late. We should get some guests though that tell our
paranormal stories. Damn. I'm looking through my list. All these people are
asleep. Yeah. Well, next time, next time we'll set it up with a special guest.
All right. If you think nine eleven was a conspiracy committed by the
government emails, the podcast, seventy three at gmail.com. Is that really
yeah? Why seventy three? Uh, well, I like pick Floyd, right? Dark side of
the moon count and so re three. Oh, damn. Yeah. Right. So now I have a clue to
some of your passwords. Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Now we know what Casey likes.
Anyway, and as always, you know, be kind to yourselves. We out for all. We
know robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you
know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones
to inhabit this planet? Yeah. Fuck. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking
rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode. Where the fuck did this year come from? Where the fuck did
Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts.
They're killing. They're killing already. Born babies and sell them to the
Chinese. Somewhere in China, right? In some days, what the fuck? There are
super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall. Super soldiers, then
they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
Laurie Larkins is re futuro.
JFK was killed by the government!
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump bump bump BEEEEEEP!
Nothing. They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you,
that you are going to be able to raise,
and they are gonna make them so fucking real.
They're gonna sink money into them.
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage,
they're gonna be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're gonna see blood cuts, no circuitry,
but let me tell you, their technology is out of solution.
Violence.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension!
Whoooooouuuuu.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil!
Okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody's like, fuck Donald Trump, the fucking word person out there.
Fuck Trump, right?
Fuck Trump!
He's not the actual fucking leader!
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody says, fuck Elon Musk.
Everybody, you're saying, Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for him.
He's the actual fucking leader!
George Soros and all the fucking Nazis are actually the ones that are in control of the
fucking Holocaust.