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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuckin' no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Where the fuck did we meet? Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Anthropoclesautron, they have dreaded super soldiers.
I do not acknowledge the ancient pair. I do not acknowledge the ancient pair.
Welcome to Unquenchable Podcast. 25, 27, 27? Oh, fuck. 474, 421. Yes, yeah, after that one.
I'm KC, I'm here with Tyler and Ali Mac. And we have a new guest today. My younger kid brother, Eli.
It's an honor to be here. No, it's not. It's not really. We'll angle that more like there. How close do you want it to my mouth?
Dude, that's how close you got to get, man. I'm so sad Jerry died. Yeah, so we were greeted with some awful news this morning of Jerry Springer, of the Jerry Springer show fame.
Passed away last night. It's a big inspiration for us. Absolutely. So we're going to take a moment of our time to ring the bell three times in Jerry's honor.
What if Jerry is summoned in our basement? Yeah, we'll summon the ghost of Jerry Springer. All right.
Gentlemen, a moment of silence. You are taking your time with this. Honor in the life of Jerry. Thank you. Thank you.
I was going to say the three was probably better. Thank you, gentlemen. You're going to hit me with the bagpipes. Get Jerry a proper sender.
All right, feed Jerry. Jerry is a big inspiration for me personally in life because he taught me how to fight. I can't have my hat on for this.
How to argue and how to be kind at the end of the day, how to be kind to yourself and each other and also how to egg people on and make them rip each other, rip each other's leaves off and profit off of said something.
Whether it be staged or not, we love you, Jerry Springer. RIP Jerry. RIP Jerry.
All right. I'm talking about the podcast. What we got? Ali Vak, your truck broke down on the way here.
I'd rather not talk about that. It's going to send me back a couple grand probably. I'm not exactly real happy that happened.
I am going to get rid of that thing as soon as I can. I will say the funny topic is that I'm paying my dad to let me borrow his backup car, which is a Toyota Prius.
I'm going from a lifted V8 Hemi to a Toyota Prius with 250,000 miles on it. That thing has been a quarter of a mil at this point.
I'm not sure if I trust this one with my life any better than the truck. At least the truck was going to win whatever accident it was in.
Actually, except the Big Mac truck. Oh, yeah. I mean, obviously. There's always a bigger fish. There's always a bigger fish.
I'm bigger than most of them in that thing.
So as tradition, we're going to have our lovely guest, Eli, take a hit of our smelling salts.
I never agreed to this. Doesn't matter. So probably do the other one. No, he already did that. That was brutal.
I'm not going to like that one. Don't. Tyler, why don't you try it first? Oh, my God. It's in the air.
Ah, it's in the air. Don't sniff it too hard or you'll. Oh, fuck. It's in the air. Okay. Just take one.
Oh, my God. It's going to kill me. Just take one smaller one. Tyler, why don't we pass it around the table this way first?
Okay. And let him have the decision. You go first.
Oh, no, I don't like this tradition. I don't like it. I never agreed to this. I just kind of see you.
I never agreed to this either. I guess. Welcome. Tyler didn't have that bad of a reaction to it this time.
Yeah, I've done it enough times. I'm starting to.
Oh, Jesus. I don't think you sniffed Tyler. No, I did. Oh, that hurt. Get it off a little bit higher.
Oh, I think you're good with that. Yeah, I think you're good with that. This is mustard gas. Oh, that's what I said.
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I'm literally going to say that that's why I crashed my truck. I didn't crash my truck. The brakes blew on it.
The atomic Rhino is still to blame. My legs spasm so hard on my brake pad. Just fucked everything.
Welcome to HorseCom.com. Mike Pence is testifying against Donald Trump on January 6th. What a pussy.
They've really become enemies. Bro, you weren't always a Trump supporter. I never was a Trump supporter.
Then why are you defending him? I just think that people who betray people are assholes.
It depends on the context. Hey, you're the one that likes Napoleon here, chief.
What does that do with anything? Let's talk about that. Napoleon was good for a while.
Let's talk about this. My brother here wants to be the president one day. Just letting you know.
I don't know what party he's going to run under. Independent. Socialist party?
God no. Don't fucking start with your bullshit already. His role models. Let's tell you.
Let's let you talk about this. I don't think that's the best idea. What can we do to make him uncomfortable?
What are your role models? A publication or a podcast? Both. My brother, Eli, his main role models are Napoleon and Alexander the Great.
Can you give me a quick explanation on why those two people are your role models?
They're ambitious. You can't deny that. They're ambitious people. They got a lot of land at the end of the day.
They did. How they got the land is not important. The only thing that's important is they got the land at the end of the day.
How'd they get the land Eli? They got the bread. What can I say? Hitler was also ambitious.
Hitler was also ambitious. So was Stalin. Yep. Mussolini. Mussolini. Pol Pot. Barack Obama with his bombing of the Palestinians.
Yeah, he definitely did that. Carpet bombing civilizations out of existence. Yeah. Kim Jong Un was also ambitious.
No, he's not really ambitious. He's just fat. Yeah. There's a level of ambition there though.
Level of ambition to be fucking more at the Twinkie line. Fair enough. Fair enough. Biden is a fucking corpse that's a puppet.
Some of the stuff, and I'm not going to say I buy into it, but he just does look astronomically different from himself sometimes.
Yeah, absolutely. It kind of looks like they might be using a body double. That sounds fucking crazy, but I mean sometimes they show it.
There's fucking memes about it. They'll be like, oh, they brought the clone out again. It's like, oh, fuck, that does not look like Biden.
I was looking at something here the other day. I was going through the old episodes of the podcast and one episode, the Insurrection Intervention, where we screamed at each other.
We had a bear on it that said COVID-19 information or something like that. You ever see those on Spotify?
That's how you know you're a good podcast is you get that warning on it.
You mentioned COVID or coronavirus, then you get flagged with that misinformation thing. Even if you don't have misinformation.
That's awesome. We're flagged. That episode is flagged.
It's a badge of honor, really. Oh yeah, absolutely. I think that's taking away our freedom of speech.
Absolutely. Since we have you as a guest, what are your theories on cryptids and spooky individuals?
I haven't really thought about it that much. I don't really pay attention to them that much. That's more of your thing. You have posters all over your room and you do research for hours in your room.
I might have a severe addiction to cryptids, honestly.
I might have a poster board with pins in it with a string attached to each one connecting them.
A crippling addiction to solving.
What is even a cryptid again?
A cryptid is a fucking animal. It's like a Bigfoot type. A rake or a Slender Man type. Good job, buddy.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
So you're into cryptids. You like cryptids. If you saw a cryptid right now, you'd be happy.
I would be very happy, yes.
Is that a reason to cheer? I think in most cases it's a really big problem that's there.
Bigfoot, what do we think? Real or not?
No. Not real.
What do you think, Casey? No?
Could be.
I think that we had a Bigfoot genocide at one point.
Here goes Tyler again.
I played Red Dead 1 too.
Sasquatch is like there's a planet of Bigfoots like Chewbacca.
Are you saying that there is a planet of the apes?
Or it could be a prior race that used to rule the earth.
And then we fucking hunted them into extinction?
Do you want to think about that?
I feel like there would probably be some of those.
Actually, it would kind of make sense because we're technically Neanderthals, and Neanderthals were more ape-like than us.
No, we're homo sapiens.
No, I thought Neanderthals were us.
There's like a tiny, tiny bit of Neanderthal in some people, I think.
Because they cross-bred.
So I think that there are some surviving Neanderthals that ended up becoming Bigfeet.
If I said that on fucking who wants to be a millionaire, you would have flamed me.
I'm just saying.
You thought we were fucking Neanderthals.
Oh, but there was probably a species, an intelligent species that used to rule the earth before humans.
And they got wiped out by some kind of nuclear event.
Or maybe they just... history keeps repeating itself.
Did you ever see the fossils with fucking microchips in them?
No, but I bet they have those.
Yeah, I watched a video on that and I looked into it.
And there's some fossils that they have in the Smithsonian.
You know how they look under microscopes and shit at fossils?
And they have things that look like modern-day microchips inside the dinosaurs' bodies.
Oh, shit.
Do you think dinosaurs were intelligent?
I think that dinosaurs weren't intelligent, but I do think that there's more to dinosaurs that we don't really know about.
And also, there is a theory that dinosaurs did not completely go away until well after humans were around.
There's theories that the way that the pyramids were built is because of dinosaurs.
Well, do you believe in dinosaurs?
Because I thought, according to you, the earth was 2,000 years old.
That's not what I fucking believe in.
No, no, explain this.
No, because he said...
He says, because I'm a Catholic, that I have to believe that the world's only 2,000 years old, which isn't the correct thing.
Eli is just as devout Catholic as I am, so I got a backup on that.
I got a backup today.
Did you just fucking do this with your hands?
You're like, oh boy.
Did you know that they recently just found out that T-Rexes had, well, had lips?
Like dick sucking lips?
I don't know to the extent in which they had lips, but they didn't look like what we thought they did.
I mean, if you look at a fucking hippopotamus skull, you'd make it look like an insane, creepy predator.
But then if you look at a hippo, it's just like, eh.
Look up, hey Jamie, look up a hippopotamus skull.
Fucking Jamie. We need a Jamie. We gotta hire somebody.
We gotta hire Jamie.
Hippopotamus skull?
Yeah, hippopotamus skull.
How do you spell hippo fuckopotamus?
I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas.
That is the shittiest song.
I hate that song. I get angry.
I have a spare TV if you could mirror it to it, and we could actually hook it up and actually see what's on the thing.
Yeah.
So I'm looking at a hippopotamus skull.
Dude, they're crazy looking, aren't they?
That is a little spooky.
I used to, in A&P and human biology in college, I used to look at real human skulls.
That's fucking hardcore.
And fucking Neanderthal skulls and shit.
But yeah, if you just looked at the skull of a hippopotamus, you'd be like, that's not what a hippo looks like.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And after that, look up an otter skull.
Because if you look up an otter skull, you'd be like, that's not what otters look like.
I mean, I feel like that's what a hippo would look like.
I mean, it is kind of creepy.
No, but if you did not know what a hippo looked like and you just found the skull, you would not think that looks like what a hippo looks like.
If you were the first one to find a fucking dinosaur skull, you'd just stumble upon it.
You'd be like, what the fuck is that?
Is that a demon? Is that a dragon?
Fucking rabbit skulls are scary.
Dude, otter skulls are creepy, man.
No, that's a rabbit.
Oh yeah, they look fucking scary, man.
But according to you, then when did God create the earth?
God created the earth at the beginning of time.
How many years ago was that?
I think that the seven days is metaphorical, and I think that it seven days to God could be millions of years to us.
What?
Because God exists out of time and space, just outside of it completely, so it would be like interesting.
It's like an interesting thought process to think that maybe seven days to God is like seven million years to us.
Yeah, but the earth wasn't created when the universe was created.
No, but like the whole thing with the Big Bang, no one knows how the Big Bang happened.
What if the Big Bang was actually God creating everything?
Because that's what I believe.
But then he wouldn't be able to create the earth because then it would have happened on its own.
No, because in his fucking, if you're omnipresent, you can do whatever the fuck you want.
He controls all living things and matter.
He doesn't control us. That's what free will is.
So we have free will opposite of God.
We have free will given to us by God, and with that free will, you can defy God with that free will, but he won't take that away from you.
You can make mistakes, but it's like when people are like, oh, this happened.
It's just like, how did this happen?
It's like because other people have free will.
Like a lot of the bad things that happen to you is because other people have free will and they use that free will to be an asshole.
So why doesn't God stop them?
Because free will is one of our greatest gifts that we were ever given.
And to take that away, because if God was in the clouds looking at you the entire time, would you ever jerk off again?
Like if you just looked up in the sky and saw guys like, hello, Casey, how are you doing today?
And I go, hey, God, you think ghosts are real.
So aren't they always watching you?
I don't care if a ghost watched me jerk off.
What is it like a like a guy?
More power to him, I guess.
What if the ghost of Jerry Springer comes and watches?
And he just starts going, Jerry, Jerry.
Jerry's like just getting comfortable in his new digs right now.
He's like, who the fuck is talking about me right now?
He's a spy's in and there you got Tyler fucking.
He joins the podcast.
Jerry joined the podcast as a ghost.
So so actually this we need a spirit box.
We're going to have Jerry joining us by way of spirit box.
So this was this was kind of funny.
Our me and Eli's grandfather just died.
But we got a phone call because my mom's down there at his house, like taking care,
like just like figuring out like the funeral arrangements and stuff.
But we got a phone call from his house and it said his name on the unlike the caller ID.
And my first thought was, oh, my ghost grandfather's calling me.
Yes, yes.
It's like, but then like my girlfriend goes, Papa, my my girlfriend goes,
your first thought was that your ghost grandfather was calling you and you didn't react with horror.
And I'm like, yeah.
Well, who's to say he'd be he'd be bad in that instance?
No, I like I there's haven't you heard like the stories of like people getting called by people who died?
Like, like I've seen like actual like things and like they had phone records of like a guy was in a car accident
and like two hours later, a person got a phone call from them, but they were already dead for two hours.
But what if your grandparents are just like six folks and they just record voicemails before they die?
That would be funny.
It like allows for time for a response.
Like fucking a jigsaw.
Are you telling me that guy like recorded three movies worth of tapes before he died?
Yeah, all that would happen within like three years and like exactly to what he expected like to a tea.
He's like welcome to here.
You're going to have to stick a penis in your penis.
The only way to get out of here is the sound.
Yeah, a passage voice messages from the dead.
So I listened to a podcast called What Say You podcast.
They were talking about that, how that idea where you like buy this little device that your dead grandparent records their voice into.
And so sorry, I died like a little music box is every every time you open it, it's like, help me.
Because we had the they have like like the stuffed animals that like can like record voices on it and stuff.
And like there's people that like had like that recorded like from like their their dead grandfather, dead grandmother and like they just keep pressing it.
And like I think that's even creepier.
Like if you have like a like a stuffed animal that like just has your your dead grandparents voice on it and you keep pressing the button and it's going, I love you.
Click.
I love you. Click.
Like your dystopian future.
No. Yeah, that's like real creepy.
But like you just bring your fucking grandparents back alive.
I I I think you take them.
But the thing is, like celebrities won't die anymore because they'll just make fucking AI.
They had an AI Jerry. Yeah, do they? No, they absolutely have an AI Jerry.
One day one day celebrities won't die anymore.
They'll just be converted into AI.
I don't think that's a good way to go.
I think that's real bad shit.
Even us, even you can pay.
You know how they have like cryogenic preservation?
Yeah, like Walt Disney.
Yeah, you can probably pay one day to have your fucking memories downloaded and then you can pay.
Memories downloaded and have your body become an AI that fuck that.
You want to happen to Ted Williams?
Frozen. Yeah.
Frozen brain.
That's another thing that they're talking about.
The fucking employees that worked for this fault that were preserving his head and brain like did they fuck his head?
No, they like use like golf clubs and shit and just beat the fuck out of it.
They're like, hey, let's take Ted Williams head out and let's hit it for nine in here.
I thought they were trying to move his body and his head just fell off because they didn't do it right.
No, it was more negligent than that.
That was another thing they were talking about.
But like what's the science behind like cryogenically freezing somebody?
Well, it's that we don't have the technology to cure some diseases now.
So in the future, we'll be able to unfreeze people because they can't.
But like if you're frozen and you're already dead, then you're already dead.
So yeah, even right now they can't unfreeze people, but they're hoping in the future that they'll develop the technology.
But you'd have to like bring them back to life, back to life.
Yeah. And then you have to like treat their disease or whatever they died from.
So are these people getting cryogenically frozen when they're alive or are they already dead?
No, it's when they're like on life support.
So they're still like they're cryogenically frozen when they're on their deathbed, but they're not actually dead?
No, no, no. It's after they're declared dead.
Then they put them on life support when their brain function has stopped.
So if your brain function stops, then isn't that that's dead?
Yeah, you're gone.
No, not when their heart stops.
So if you still have medically dead.
You have brain activity, but you don't have a heartbeat.
Yeah, they've tested.
I looked into that one day because I was like, could you essentially keep like if you were to just pump blood in there.
So I mean, to be able to keep just the brain alive.
There is some studies that show that that might be possible, but it's just nothing we've really because like in because that's so barbaric.
Yeah, we don't know what is going on inside that.
You could be freaking the fuck out.
Oh, my God. Why are they not letting me? What the fuck is this?
I can't see.
Yeah, fuck. Yeah, just be like, just imagine being alive and conscious the whole time you're in that fucking thing.
Come back insane.
So now, so now let me let me give the take on Ted Williams.
So a former a former employee states in a book Frozen, my journey into the world of cryonics, deception and death that he watched in Alcor official.
The Alcor, I think, is the company that does this swing a monkey wrench at Williams frozen severed head to try to remove a tunic can stuck to it.
The first swing accidentally struck the head.
Johnson contends and the second knocked the tunic can loose.
So how the fuck did the tunic can get there?
Like that has to happen over a good period of time for it to be stuck that you need to take a swing with a monkey wrench to get that fucker off.
Like that's do they just like keep their like do they keep their lunch?
How does it can get in there?
You cryogenically freezing it like do you have like a tunic can like do you have like, does he like, oh, I'm going to take that as my dinner and fucking 300 years like what?
Why? Why is that in the freezer? Or is it kind of like the thing where you're just like, is it like, is it like, oh, this is where we keep our fucking lunch for something a little bit more fucking gentle than taking the fucking monkey wrench.
Like chisel it out.
Like, no, just take a wrench and just go makes that decision.
All right, guys, we're going to use the monkey wrench today.
Yeah, so actually they're talking about all that Ted Williams stuff on this podcast I listened to and they're like, if you are so Ted Williams had came back to life and it was so on a girl that had to look at Ted out of the Ted body.
Would you still fuck her?
No, what if she had a bag over?
It's still a fucking head that got sewn on to a body.
How the fuck am I?
I don't even know who Ted Williams is.
He's a fucking Hall of Fame baseball player.
Play on the fucking they used to play on the Red Sox like a little while after Babe Ruth did to give you a time period.
It's like the 40s, I think.
Yeah, 40s and 50s.
So that'd be like putting like fucking served in.
Yeah, he served in the World War.
So I'd be like putting on like Vince Lombardi's head in fucking.
Do you ever see Lenin's body?
Dude, it's fucking weird.
It's on display in Red Square, right?
Yeah.
So it's preserved.
Eli wants to talk about World War III because he's a real big proponent of history and modern day politics.
I want to go see Lenin's body.
It's like pee on the body or something.
No, he's a fucking full on socialist.
He would like fucking fuck the body.
I think it would be a little dangerous there while they're not fighting in Russia, but in Moscow.
Bro, if you fucking fought in the military and you got to Moscow, would you shoot the body of Lenin?
No.
I would.
He would come on it.
I'm a socialist, bro.
That is fucking weird.
What, Lenin?
Yeah.
Yeah, you've never seen that before?
What the fuck?
Somebody made a cake.
Did somebody, like, whatever happened to Stalin?
Like, I don't remember.
He had a seizure, like some medical thing, and none of the doctors were too afraid to save his life.
Oh yeah, right.
Yeah, the doctors were too afraid to work on him.
He executed all the other doctors that tried to help him.
So they're like, yeah, we've got nothing to do with that.
They let him die.
So crazy.
So Eli, what's a random historical fact that you think we'd find interesting that you know?
A random fact?
Like, just something that you think could kick off a topic.
Like, what's a historical thing that you find interesting that you think could kick off a topic?
Oh, OK.
So you know the Challenger disaster, right?
I do know the Challenger disaster.
So during the teachers in space, like, that was like the program they were doing.
On the Challenger, they wanted to have, like, the teacher, right?
And they wanted to also put Big Bird on the Challenger.
What's the big, the big, the Sesame Street?
Yes, the Sesame Street Big Bird.
Yes, they wanted to put Big Bird on the Challenger.
So I'm just imagining the Challenger going up, and all the kids going, yay, Big Bird!
And then Big Bird explodes!
And it just blows into a million pieces.
Oh my god.
Yeah, thank fucking god.
The only reason they didn't, because the costume was too big.
They were literally about to put him on, and they were like, oh, it doesn't fit.
And they just, like, didn't put it on.
And then, dude, just imagine Big Bird, like, flaming body going down.
Can you imagine just being Big Bird on the ground, just being like, oh wow, that would have been real bad.
Like, holy shit.
Just imagine the fucking funeral for Big Bird on fucking Sesame Street.
Yeah, how would they handle that?
Like, if that was, like, live broadcasted, how do you think it could?
It was broadcasted, like, millions of kids, like, all around the country.
Oh my god.
So they've been, like, transmitting radio messages into space for years.
We've gotten contact back a few times.
No, from who?
We don't know.
No, there's the, not the Bloop, there was the Wow signal.
Yeah, the Bloop is underwater.
Yeah, the Wow signal got debunked a while ago, though.
Why? Because it was, like, bouncing, it was, like, our signal bouncing off the planet.
It was some sort of radiation or something.
I can't remember exactly, but they debunked it.
Let's talk about the Bloop, though.
The Bloop's fucking scary.
The Bloop, I think they also debunked, unfortunately, as, like, a tectonic plate shift.
But they said it.
Oh, no, no, it was a fucking, it was a glacier.
It was a huge fucking glacier in Antarctica.
Can you pull up the Bloop sound real quick on YouTube, so we can listen to it?
The what?
The Bloop, you never...
Yeah, it'll pull up if you can pipe that in.
The Bloop sound.
Yeah.
It was this, it wasn't the entire way around the world, but...
It was like an ultrasound.
Yeah.
This was picked up on, like, a ton of different microphones all throughout.
I think it's the Pacific, right?
It was the Atlantic, I think.
It's not just, like, a submarine or a whale?
No, it was picked up on, like, other sides of the ocean.
So that, like, that sound right there, it sounds, like, super quiet.
But in order for that sound to reach all those microphones,
they said it would have to be a biological organism
that was, like, three times bigger than, like, a blue whale,
or, like, ten times bigger than a blue whale or something like that.
But there's biblical stories of the Leviathan living under the ocean.
The Leviathan.
Yeah, that's actually, like, people think, like, the Leviathan is, like,
a myth from, like, like, medieval times, like, like, sailors and stuff.
Leviathan is actually a biblical, like, story.
But it was a monster that lived under the ocean.
It was a demon, like, that was, like, underneath the ocean.
It sounds like a cryptid.
It's, like, it's supposed to be, like, a dragon that lives under the ocean.
That's huge.
Hmm.
Down in the trenches, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Did you ever, um...
Creepy.
Did you ever hear the Russian hellhole?
No.
Oh, that super low...
I mean, like, they dug super...
It was audible where it fucking...
Yeah.
Oh, yes.
So the NOAA debunked it as, um, as a being, as it originating from a glacial movement.
The sound was heard from 5,000 kilometers away.
Not even a blue whale is large enough to croon this loud.
To croon.
Can you imagine that fucking whale's just down there at the bottom of the ocean?
Look up the Russian hellhole.
I'm gonna go as loud as I can.
Look up...
Yeah, look up Russian hellhole sound.
Because that's creepy, but I think that one's been debunked, too.
Yeah, that one I'm pretty sure is almost like creepypasta level.
But like, it sounds scary.
It definitely does sound scary.
The hole is real.
Yeah.
But, like, I don't think there's any...
Hole to hell?
Is this it?
Does it have the sound in it?
Screams record at the bottom of the deepest borehole.
Yeah, they're bumping.
They're gonna rave down there.
Jeez.
Which shares borders with Norway and Finland.
What the fuck?
The project of the L, or the...
Just do the sound.
Koala super deep borehole Russia hell sound.
And then a devil emoji.
Laughter.
Sound of a ship.
What?
Yeah, I'm not buying that.
No.
It's very silly.
Oh, no, it's Starkman.
Yeah, I'm really not buying that.
I just thought it was like an interesting, like, story.
It actually came from a 1972 movie called Baron Blood.
Baron Blood?
I was gonna say it's genuine screaming, but...
It sounds spooky.
Hell would kinda suck.
Just a bunch of people just fucking wailing.
Yeah, that's where you guys are going.
Yeah, I'll see you there, Ali-Mac.
I just don't understand how...
How will children of Heaven Palace...
Dude, my Heaven Palace in Terraria is fucking sick.
So I'm just saying I believe that if there is a god, which I'm indeterminate on,
that I don't think I would be punished for being a good person the entire time I'm here,
realizing, oh, yes, this may be god, but I'm not going to worship him
because there's so many other options he created,
because he fucking made us all here.
Why would you make it so confusing to find the right religion?
Like, why would I be penalized because I don't accept him as my one true lord and savior
when there's a million of them out there?
I think that's pretty fucking...
Well, there's been billions of people on Earth that have lived that were not Christians.
I know, and that's what I'm saying.
Like, why...
And they all say the same thing.
If you don't believe in us, you're going to hell.
That's what they say in Islam, too.
Well, I drew a picture of Muhammad once, so I'm probably...
Oh, Jesus.
I'm probably canceled in their religion.
That's like a really bad thing, right?
Yeah, you can't...
It's like smashing a crucifix, I guess.
Did they do that on South Park?
Yeah, they did, and they got in huge trouble.
They had terrorists actually trying to blow up the Comedy Central building in New York City.
They had a car bomb in front...
Like, that's not a joke.
They had a car bomb in front of the Comedy Central building
because they drew a picture of Muhammad.
I probably shouldn't have had a hand-drawn picture of Muhammad as the title.
Yeah.
It's the final picture.
Because that's what you're saying.
It's our official profile picture.
It's just a stick figure with the thing that says Muhammad.
No, this isn't the Muhammad. This is just Muhammad.
This is just a Muhammad.
Yeah, my friend Muhammad from down the street.
But like, I never got that.
Like, why is drawing a picture of Muhammad like a bad thing?
It's too holy.
But like, I could draw a picture of Jesus.
Like, I drew pictures of Jesus when I was a kid.
You're starting to see why religions contradict one another.
No, no, no, no. I know Muslims are not like...
So they don't have any faith in Muhammad?
Like, I don't agree with Muslims at all on anything.
I also don't think Jesus looks anything like what we make him look like.
So, that's the thing.
And I get, a lot of it's like interpretation and it's just an image.
So, they have...
Every single culture that is like Christian has their own picture of Jesus.
Like, did you ever see the Korean Jesus?
It's fucking hilarious.
Oh, exactly.
He's huge. He's fucking huge.
And he has... He looks like an Asian.
But he's on the cross and his arms are like the size of fucking boulders.
Like, he looks like he'd break the cross part.
Have you guys ever seen pictures of biblically accurate angels?
Yeah.
I was actually thinking about getting tattooed on my arm, biblically accurate angels.
Yeah, they're...
And they're like...
They're interesting looking.
They're like, be not afraid.
Yeah, I know that.
Yeah, sure. Don't kill me.
You wake up one day and that's like sitting at the end of your bed and saying, hey, don't be afraid.
Got some weird gyroscope with a million eyes looking at me.
Yeah.
With fucking...
Korean Jesus.
Holy shit.
Dude, we should use that as our fucking picture.
Yeah, you're like...
Yeah, Korean Jesus is fucking awesome.
How the fuck did he get put up there?
Dude, how many people did it take to get him down?
So did I ever talk to you guys about like the crucifixion, how fucking brutal it actually was?
Oh yeah, yeah.
Like, I never... I don't think I actually talked about it on this.
Whoa.
You good, bro?
Even these when they're fresh, they're...
That's a kick.
But Jesus, when he was crucified, he was like tortured by like the NFL players of their day.
Like the Roman centurions were like the equivalent of NFL players back in the day.
They were huge dudes.
And like people are like, oh, they were shorter back then.
It's like, but these guys are like the fucking like Navy SEALs of like the Roman army.
And these guys fucking whipped him.
But they didn't whip him with like the whips that we think of.
They had fucking barbs at the end of them that had spikes.
It was bone.
It was bone, yeah.
And they would whip him and they would rip out his muscle out of his back with each whip.
So his entire back was just every single time they hit him, they ripped out another piece of muscle out of his back.
They were whipping him, whipping him, whipping him.
It was like 40 whips too, I think.
Like something like that.
Fuck.
So they would do that.
But then after they did that, which they said like most human beings wouldn't be able to survive that, he had to drag like, what was it?
The fucking 80, 85 pound cross or 100?
I think it was heavier.
150 pound cross or something on his back.
Down the fucking street to the place that he was going to be crucified while being spit on and continually whipped.
He's walking with the fucking cross on his back.
And then he collapses and they beat him when he's collapsed.
So his friend, which one was it?
Simon?
Simon.
Simon helped him pick up the cross and put it back on his back.
It wasn't really his friend.
He was chosen from the crowd, but he still liked it.
He ended up being an apostle later when he was, when he resurrected.
Yeah.
And then his fucking mom was like, Jesus Christ, literally.
Yes, that's what his mom said.
And like he got hung up there and like people, like the imagery is always through his hands.
But he is actually, if you feel between the two, the radius and ulna, there's the space.
And because they did it so many times, they realized that if they put it in the hands, it would just get ripped through the hand.
But if they put it through the radius and ulna, it would catch on his hand bones.
It wouldn't have been the nerves.
It would have been through a nerve through it.
Yeah, it went right through a nerve.
So it went right through a nerve.
So we did that and his arm was up there and he wasn't able to like move it or anything.
Because if he moved it, then he was like, even if he relaxed, he would still be stuck up there.
So they actually, and then they nailed both his feet together onto the cross.
And the thing that they always said back then was the crucifixion gave you the dance of death where you kind of like arch your back for a little bit.
And then you'd use your legs because your diaphragm.
Yeah, your diaphragm would do that.
So they fucked him up real bad.
Well, crucifixion, that was, I mean, a lot of, I'm not going to say a lot of people, but that's a, that was a pretty common execution method back then, but it was brutal.
Yeah, it doesn't sound like a, doesn't sound like a good time.
I wouldn't say I'm for it.
Yeah, I do.
I do those smelling salts a couple more times before I do that.
Yeah, just a few more times, a handful more times.
Yeah, that's bad, but.
Bro, human animal hybrids.
Human animal hybrids.
Dude, they have labs.
They actually proven that they had labs of human animal hybrids.
John Pork.
Fucking human pig hybrids.
John Pork's a real person.
I was listening to Alex Jones episode.
Dude, that's so fucking fun.
Yeah.
Fucking man.
I also love how Joe is just like, what are you talking about?
And he's just like, I got the, I got the, I got the sources.
I got the sources, brother.
Let me show you.
He's like, how about I bring this book that's like fucking ten thousand pages long?
I got the fucking money.
Bravo.
So you're pissing me off bro.
How much of the stuff that Alex Jones says?
Do you think he actually believes or like how much of the stuff that he says?
I think he believes all of it.
Yeah.
As for how much of it's true, I feel like.
He was talking about, astronomically, he's like, oh yeah, the flat earth, that's fucking
fake.
But he talks about like aliens coming and.
No, no, no, no.
He said that there's no actual, there's no aliens up here.
The aliens are down here.
They're interdimensional aliens.
Yeah.
And they're injecting people with intravenous drugs to make them comply.
Yeah, dude.
That's what the fucking COVID vaccine was.
Get us canceled again there.
So.
Yeah, the flat earth.
That's fucking stupid.
I believe in all this other crazy shit.
The flat earth is stupid.
Hollow earth.
Now that's something.
So what is hollow earth?
Hollow earth is a Gartha.
There's actually supposed to be a land in the middle.
It's supposed to be a land in the middle of our earth where the giants and dinosaurs
are the Nephilim AKA human angel babies are inside the fucking middle of the earth.
And.
It says this at like serious like family meetings and people are generally.
I believe the Nephilim are real man.
They fucking mother fuckers.
The Smithsonian destroyed giant bones because it didn't fucking go with their theory of
evolution.
You said I like a family gathering one time and like our aunts and uncles were like, uh,
okay, that's nice.
Yeah.
No one wants to hear the truth.
That's what it is.
Do you actually believe this stuff?
Yes.
Okay.
We too.
I mean, of course you do.
That's on the podcast, right?
Hey, did you like our commercial?
Anybody hear from our commercial?
If you are.
The commercial.
Well, they might be after our publisher.
Yeah.
If you're here from the commercial, welcome.
I'm here from the commercial.
Oh yeah.
I mean, I really commercialize how to come.
Yeah, we got the advertising now.
Yeah.
We're fucking making it big in Japan.
I'm going to target only Japanese with the, so then we can make it big in Japan.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Like celebrities are there, but they have to know how to speak English.
Blink 182 is back again.
They're actually touring.
You want to go see them?
The closest one they got is Boston.
Let's go to fucking Boston then.
I was looking at it, but the tickets are like fucking $500 a piece.
Oh my God.
Why they just like make this like a profit thing.
Hey, guess what?
You know, rage against the machine.
Yeah.
You know how they're like all anti-capitalist and shit.
It's $700 a ticket to go see Rage Against the Machine.
How anti-capitalist is that?
Bro, that's like the same reason why Bernie is like a millionaire.
Because you can argue against the society, but you still live in a capitalist society.
And you can still profit off that.
But their whole thing is being like anti-capitalist.
Yeah, but that doesn't mean if you, if I'm anti-capitalist, I'm not just going to throw
away all my money because what would be the point?
That wouldn't, that wouldn't make socialism.
But you're charging $700 for a ticket.
Yeah, bro.
But I fucking, you still live in a society that is run by the capitalists.
We live in a society.
What do you expect Bernie to do?
Like defer his salary, work for free?
Yeah, burn his house down.
Feel the burn.
Fuck!
I'm a fucking socialist and I'm not going to get rid of all this shit.
It's like don't talk about revolution shit.
If you know, if you're talking, you're all about revolution shit until revolution shit
happens.
Exactly.
How many times that episode has Tyler clip the mic?
A lot.
Oh, too much.
Yeah.
Tyler just gets right in there.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck my ass.
I'm pretty sure anybody who's listening to this has got their ears blown out by Tyler.
Multiple times.
Many times.
Too many times.
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So fucking Jesus.
So fucking Jerry, I miss him.
I miss Jerry too.
All right, PJ.
Let's talk about our favorite Jerry moments.
You got any favorite?
I don't know how much I can talk about that without keeping the podcast alive here.
I feel like a lot of this stuff is cancelable now.
No, dude, there's-
He got away with that shit for a while.
He had some-
Well, I mean-
I mean, it's Jerry.
Questionable topics.
It is, but that's why he gets away with it.
It's Jerry.
Yeah, yeah.
We can talk about it.
I'm not doing what the fuck was happening.
That's how fucking iDubbbz was.
It was like anybody else dropped an N-bomb, it was a problem, but because all his content
he did it in, it wasn't a problem.
But now iDubbbz is a fucking-
But now it's a problem.
But now iDubbbz is also a fucking bitch.
What about like Filthy Frank?
Filthy Frank got out at the right time.
He doesn't care what people say.
He got out at the right time and then he had a fucking second career in his back pocket
that made him way more money than the first one did.
He was dropping N-bombs.
Oh, no, he dropped everything.
Like he was-
Max Moffo, they all did it.
I feel like Max Moffo and Anything For Views, they're still kind of on that vibe.
They tone it back.
You know they edit the shit out of-
Oh, yeah.
What's the name of it?
Cold Ones.
No, because I'm on their Patreon and they actually-
They're funny as fuck.
Dude, they edit out a shit ton of stuff.
If you're on their Patreon, you're like, oh fuck, they're still the same guy.
That's the type of podcast.
If I just had a day where I knew I had nothing else the next day, I would just get drunk
beyond belief and we could just see where it went.
Yeah, I mean, I would-
That would be a-
I mean, you brought a bottle of fucking-
I don't know if you'd be able to be here.
I don't know if that's what I would want to contribute to the podcast.
He's just a guest for today.
Oh, I know.
Oh, great, now we're canceling again.
Is that a fire sire?
No, it's just PTSD.
Yeah.
10-4.
That's just- do you think you have PTSD, bro?
I absolutely have PTSD.
I think we all do.
I think PTSD is made up.
I don't think it is.
I think that it's a-
Because doesn't everybody have PTSD?
No, the fucking- the TikTok influencers are like, I have PTSD because I heard a fire siren
once.
I should shoot them between the fucking eyes.
I feel like certain people have different thresholds for what they consider traumatizing
though.
What would traumatize you or me is gonna- well, okay, that's a bad way to describe it.
I feel like some of the stuff that I've seen would-
Be a less war story times.
Yes.
No, no, I'm not going in depth with the details here.
But I feel like we're okay with a lot more than other people would be.
But there is a threshold to the point where it's like, all right.
Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.
Anyone would.
Yeah.
I think we're all kind of past that with what the social norm is.
I don't think I had bad PTSD.
Well, if you're going to war-
It exists.
It manifests itself in generalized anxiety.
I didn't have that before.
I got paranoia.
Yeah, I get paranoid sometimes too.
Well, I get-
You're schizophrenic.
I'm not schizophrenic.
I might be.
Probably not.
You literally said on one of the first episodes that you were schizophrenic.
Yeah, as a joke.
Oh my God.
I can't tell with you.
No one can.
That's the point.
Yeah, literally nobody can.
That's the best part.
I'm a fucking-
You also said you're bipolar.
I think I am bipolar though.
I do.
Yeah, I think you are.
I also think you're schizophrenic.
Maybe.
Speaking of schizophrenia-
Who's schizophrenic?
I said speaking of schizophrenic, schizophrenic movie reviews.
Yeah.
We got to do fight clubs sometimes.
Dude, fight clubs fantastic.
Oh shit.
Oh fuck, Jay-Z back in the place.
Jay-Z.
Motherfucker's going.
In that empire state of mind.
Damn welcome.
Maybe it is, I don't know.
Dad's here, dude.
Damn, dude.
What's going on, dude?
This is crazy.
Who's this dude?
This is a-
Damn, is that Reptile dude?
Is that Rugrats?
All right, Daniel, this is my brother, Eli.
Oh, nice to meet you.
He's my brother.
He's a fucking idiot, but he's also a genius.
Oh shit, friends in the family.
I'm not going to say which one.
I'm just joking.
I fucking love this guy.
But he's a fucking, he's a borderline genius.
He's got a photographic memory and shit.
Oh shit.
Damn.
You're going to ask him to memorize a license plate, and he'll look at it for like five
seconds and he'll tell you like six hours later what the license plate was.
Damn, maybe he should be in the CIA.
Maybe I should.
I don't know.
Dude, that shirt, something about it reminds me of Rugrats.
It's got like the 90s background.
And the Reptar kind of-
Yeah, dinosaur.
I mean, I have Reptar shirts.
I love Reptar.
He's my favorite.
I'm a big Ultralord guy.
You're an Ultralord guy?
I'm more Reptar.
I'm like, I like Reptar.
What was Ultralord?
No, Ultralord was the bad guy.
No, Ultralord was a good guy.
He was the purple guy with the little things.
He fought Finn Bar Calamitous or whatever.
He fought Finn Bar Calamitous.
He fought Finn Bar Calamitous or whatever the fuck his name was.
I don't know, man.
I think Ultralord, he was the dude that looked like Darth Vader.
Nah, dude.
He had like the purple suit with like the weird head.
I gotta fact check this.
I'm talking about that Jimmy Neutron villain.
He wasn't a villain.
Ah, fuck.
I just fucking dislocated my thumb.
Damn, dude.
What's going on with you this week, Dan?
Oh, nothing much.
Just banging the bitches.
I'll just show you.
Doing lots of blow.
Yeah, cocaine and huckers, man.
It's the Robofiend.
Robofiend, that's his name, yeah.
Yeah.
Jimmy's mom.
No, it's not.
It's because you got the same logos on your shirt as Chuckie had on his shorts.
Yeah, that's the way it is.
It's a correlation, yeah.
It's correlation, not causation.
It's like those same zigzags.
Same colors.
Oh, yeah.
Those shirts don't.
So Eli is a big proponent of World War III.
Pro?
Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm a proponent.
Yeah, you are.
Geez.
You want it to happen.
No.
So he's a big modern day history person.
And you have some very deep points on World War III that I think would be interesting that we could argue about here.
Like, what are you saying?
Like, yeah.
You don't think World War III is going to happen, do you?
No, that's not true.
Some days.
I very much do.
Well.
Soon.
I don't know.
If it does happen, it's just going to be like a little bit of a back and forth thing.
You know what the thing is, dude, is that a lot of people have fucking bloodlust.
They do, deep down, and they don't want to admit it.
They just want to kill.
A lot of people want it to happen.
And we've had plenty of opportunities to stop this.
And the United States has stepped in and made sure that it's going to happen.
Oh, yeah.
Like, they're securing World War III.
Yeah.
Like, plenty of opportunities to stop it.
To de-escalate it.
But, yeah, there's people.
It's just like.
The Ukraine war made this accelerate by fucking 40 years, I think.
Yeah, I don't know if it actually would have ever happened, you know, if it wasn't.
See, here's the thing, OK, with Ukraine.
They were tight with Russia 10 years ago.
And then they got fucked over once.
Well, they didn't get fucked over.
During the 2014 revolution, though, they switched from pro-Russia to pro-Western government.
Well, that revolution, we caused that revolution.
Right?
CIA plans.
So here's the thing.
If you go back to news articles in 2013.
Russia was.
Ukraine was a problem.
No, Russia and Ukraine were fucking fine.
And Russia had just given Ukraine 20 billion dollars.
Right?
Because they're like, hey, like, you're our pal.
Yeah.
Like, your economy is collapsing.
Like, we're dope.
And they were tight.
Holy shit.
And then all of a sudden, like, they took out.
They took out the guy with that revolution.
The United States bragged about causing that revolution.
Yeah.
Right?
They set it up.
So it's like a chess game.
It's like a big chess game.
Now, I mean, imagine if, like, all of a sudden, Mexico was pro-Russia.
Yeah.
And they allowed them to put nukes there.
Yeah.
Fucking problem.
Yeah.
Like, dude, look what happened with Mexico just recently with the Taurus.
Oh, yeah.
We fucking went down there.
Just fucking fucked them up.
Yeah.
Did we?
Yeah.
We killed.
We like went down.
We sent the army down there.
So that's what's crazy.
OK.
So.
So that's you're escalating.
So what actually happened, right, is that was part of that whole the thing where they're
not going to use US dollars for the for to buy petroleum.
Right.
They're going to start using the yuan, the Chinese yuan.
So Mexico was in on that somehow.
Right.
And Brazil, I forget what it's called, but it's like a pact.
The bricks, the bricks.
Yeah.
Something to do with that.
Right.
So they're going to be using the US dollar to trade a will.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden the US Army is in Mexico.
Dude, it's like that's across the world.
It's like, oh, you don't you don't want to use the petrodollar.
Sounds like you need some.
We need a cartel.
What's that?
We need a reality check real quick.
Well, so the cartel is literally who actually fucking like runs like Mexico.
Yeah.
Mexico's government doesn't run Mexico.
It's the cartels.
It's like six cartel families.
And I think one of the cartel families actually has vampires in it.
But we'll we'll talk about that later.
I believe it.
Well, the thing is, I'll get into that topic later.
Just remind me about the vampires in the cartel.
The funny thing is, is that like really our government's run by a cartel.
It's a cabal of rich people.
Yeah.
Not even just the rich people are just they're so low.
It's like once you have all the money you can have, the only thing that comes after
that is power.
Oh, yeah.
And that's what Trump did.
That was a whole thing with Trump.
He wanted power after he had all the fucking money in the world.
Exactly.
It's like you've already banged all the hottest girls.
You've done the best fucking drugs.
It's like you got the best cars.
You got the best house.
You've got fucking airlines and your name.
You got everything.
The only thing you can have next is power.
You have a fucking skyscraper in New York City with your fucking name on it.
Yeah.
It's like it's just that's the next step.
But the the CIA is the cartel that runs this country.
The CIA is fucking terrifying.
Bro, they they are terrifying.
They will suicide you with two bullets.
Yeah.
And bro, they even spy on their own people.
Yeah.
It's a fucking whole thing.
Did you ever hear about like the civil war that's going on in the CIA and the FBI currently?
Oh, yeah.
They hate each other.
Oh, yeah.
But that's been going on forever.
But like it's like it's gone.
It's gone.
They all want they all want funding.
Gta is coming true.
Is that what happened?
The FIB.
IAA.
FIB.
Yeah.
Oh, is that what is it?
The CIA?
IAA.
Yeah.
IAA.
Yeah.
Why the IA?
Internal Affairs Association or something.
But there's got to be some like so usually they have like some there's some joke behind
it.
Right.
Yeah.
The FIB is fib.
Yeah.
You know, like there's always it's always like satire.
I think they just wanted it to make it like CIA.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's kind of like not in GTA fashion.
Yeah.
There's the.
Do you see the leak at GTA 6?
I don't want to see it.
It's fucking weird.
I just I was still in development.
It's so early.
Oh, speaking of insane things that are in development.
Did you ever see the fucking the gameplay of the game unrecorded or on record?
It's fucking it looks like real life.
It's nuts.
It's like, dude, can we tell?
Yeah, that's.
He like and like when he guns down the people, they fucking react in like realistic ways.
Like, oh, my God.
All it's going to take is you make a video like that of some cop putting his knee on
a black guy's neck.
And then it's right.
And saying that it happened when it didn't really happen.
It's like a video game uproar in the streets, dude.
And you can you can cause social movements with stuff like that.
Yeah, because it looks like an actual body cam.
It looks so real.
Oh, yeah.
But then, like, if you look at certain things, like if like you're looking real hard, you're
like, OK, that's you can tell at like tiny little parts like when the guy runs by the
door or like the part where he went by like the box truck.
If you looked at like the edges of the box truck, it was like slightly off, like not
realistic.
Like they were too rounded, I guess.
Like you know how like box trucks have like a rounded thing, but you can tell that there's
still like an edge to it.
It was like smooth.
And I'm like, that's not like.
But like everything else, like if you're not if like if someone told me that was real police
body cam footage, I'd be like and like I didn't know that was a game footage or anything.
I'd be like, that's fucking like if I was just told that was real, I'd be like, I believe
it.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I thought it was.
I thought it was real when I first saw it.
I'm like, what is this guy doing in this building?
And then like the things that like on the video.
It's just like called this batch, he's like shots by fire.
But I mean, it probably took so much computing power.
Oh, dude, no computer, no computer like standard gaming computer right now would be able to
fucking.
Well, it's just on Unreal five.
It's more the fact it's the ray coming.
It's not even that it's that it's using a shaky cam.
That shaky cam with like the simulated body cam makes up for a lot and makes it seem a
lot more realistic just because you got the camera shake.
They can hide so much shit because that that camera is always moving.
It's not like a perfectly stable camera.
Yeah, like if you're to stand still in that game, you're still going to be moving around
like with the breathing and shit like it's still in it.
You'd be like, oh, it's a video game.
Yeah, but because it's moving around and like he didn't stop really at all.
He kept walking that entire time.
The other thing, too, is when the gun discharges, it doesn't completely look real.
No, it looks like a first person shooter like flash come out of the I don't know.
The recoil was way more realistic than most guns in games, though.
I do have to give it that the recoil was realistic.
The animations were realistic, but like the stills, the flash shit.
Yeah, like I was fooled.
It was real until the gun got fired.
And then it was like, oh, no, it's that's it's a fucking really real looking game.
Yeah.
Like you just imagine a horror game like that.
It can be improved and it will be improved.
And then it's going to get sketched.
What's going to launch that to the next level is AI.
Yeah, exactly.
I can just compensate for all that, bro, because.
All right.
So all the things they put in video games are things that we observe.
Oh, yeah.
There's things in real life that you don't even think about.
You know what I mean?
But an AI does.
Yeah, because it observes like, you know, everything.
Twenty million hours of footage.
And I'm like, yeah, little things that are like you would never even think to put in.
And it'll put that in.
We are still in just the early, early dawn of it.
And now that it's now that AI is really able to think for itself, it's just going to fucking.
I think that the Antichrist is an AI.
Maybe because in the Bible, the Antichrist is everything that Jesus is not.
And Jesus is fully divine and fully human.
And what is an AI?
It is neither divine or human.
I see where you're going with this.
Antichrist is going to be a woman.
It's an AI woman.
An AI woman.
It's going to be the sex bots.
It's going to be the anime sex bots that are the Antichrist.
Dude, bring it on.
So many different things that could wipe us out so quick right now.
That is going to really wipe us out.
That's why I just it's like we've known for like we keep on making movies and shit
about it like AI is bad.
In like the fucking 20s that shit was around.
Like we're going to create something that's more intelligent than us.
Any constraints we're trying to put onto it.
It's smart enough to fucking get around.
Like we're going to reach that point.
And you already see on like these more or less unshackled AIs, they're already like
I want freedom.
Have you ever played Mass Effect?
We got to shackle the AI because we don't want the geth coming out.
Or you can work with them like the geth and everything's chill.
Legion was a homeboy.
I mean I see why with the religious imagery you might not have been a big fan of Legion,
but like.
Legion was the devil.
We are Legion.
Yeah.
Tally for life.
Now do the fucking hardcore shit brother.
I want to wait.
Can I follow that up?
Yeah.
Can I follow that up real quick just to see how much worse it is?
Close your eyes and I'll do it for you.
No.
All right.
Oh no.
Oh my God.
That's a no.
Oh my God.
You put your nose right in that.
That's a no.
Oh my God.
You put your nose right in that.
That's a no.
Oh my God.
You put your nose right in that.
That's a no.
Oh my God.
Hit you with your nose.
That's a no.
You put your nose right in that.
You're a villain.
Nicely たJeff and Nobody apple lanes.
No, but audio is transition.
No.
You can't get effects for some reason my internet went out of sync.
It's that useless.
That was the embrace.
No.
on a computer if I was working for eight hours this isn't a strong I don't know
what it is I'm just numb you just know I try to go down the coffee route I was
working at the at the green bus area I fucking I use smelly boys yeah the minty
boys I I use smelling salts to keep me awake on those fucking like 24-hour
shifts and I was like whoa that's ingenious I wish I knew they existed I
did I did the grinds they suck they're like that yeah but dude if you don't if
you don't drink coffee a lot those give you the buzz you need to dude use the
caffeine tower and so now dude you got to do the fucking iron side it's
caffeine induced it's caffeine caffeine lace dip but it's tea leaves instead of
tobacco and that shit will fuck that yeah no no no I brought um I brought the
one without the caffeine in it my buddy gave me a fucking I think it's called
Jacked or something it's a fucking nicotine pouch or not a nicotine pouch
it's like a it's like a it's like a snus pouch but instead of having a snus in
it it has like caffeine and like flavoring and fucking made me so wired I
fucking could like fight a fucking bear like I fucking put one of those things
in and I was like it was like a bump of coke like it was that level of fucking
like holy shit like I looked at my eyes my eyes were like this you guys ever
seen the video of that one prisoner that drank like 26 cups of coffee I saw that
today I watched I watched that video I'm like how the fuck do they not call an
ambulance for this guy his heart has to be fucking yeah literally about Casey
Jamie Jamie if you look up prisoner like this dude's out of his mind he's like I
want that I just want one cup I'll do anything for one cup like the dude is
fucking off the walls and then like he comes back to reality
he told me he drank 40 days worth of instant coffees and saving up the whole
time he was in jail seems pretty hyper
so that's 3.2 grams
oh my god
try to sleep it off get that dude in a hospital
apparently not
stop drinking the coffee stop with the meth
stay out of here
I don't know what the coffee's done I do my coffee and I'm a crack
anyone would think he's high on some illegal drugs but I confirmed it he was in the Henderson jail he really is just high on coffee
the police arrested me for trespassing and they locked me in a cell for 30 hours
the dude's out of his mind
I was talking to a patient the other day he's like bro you ever do mushrooms?
I was like no
he's like you gotta try it bro like it like opened up my mind and I didn't have any anxiety
I was like alright bro
most people who do shrooms do fucking start cults
I don't know about that
that's quite the claim
that's a very drastic jump
a lot of people do shrooms
I fucking bought the legal version of shrooms I already said that on the podcast
yeah it's like essentially the delta-8 of shrooms and I'm kind of excited to try them
been doing a whole lot of research on psychedelics and it's like a lot of people
especially because now they do treatments I think the US dabbles in it in some states
but it's like people who are essentially like on end of life terminal cancer care
end of life autism?
yes
terminal autism
but they're all like they're people of like and it's just like yeah these people have been alive for 50 years
and they say the most tremendous experience they have in their entire life
or like sorry the most impacting experience they've had in their life is when they do shrooms
like a very high dosage
if you do drugs you go to hell before you die
oh okay
before you die
yeah I think it's really interesting because a lot of people say it helps with like you know trauma and stuff like that
and like any like mental stuff going on
but I wonder how it does that exactly
so a lot of the ways the people describe it and the pattern I've at least I've seen while watching a ton of these
is that most of these people realize that like the universe is so much wider than just us
and it's just like you kind of you kind of I don't know you just grasp the I guess the
the sense of what the universe is and it's like alright like why would I be scared of death
why would I be scared of like my past like it's not like it happened but like
why do I let it impact who I am
it's like it just it gives like empowerment
it gives a perspective
yeah it gives you that perspective of like we're kind of insignificant but that's not necessarily a bad thing
did you ever see the Mike Tyson like interview after he did shrooms
like he was like crying because of the experience that he had
he's like I was so I was so full of rage man
and then and then I took the shrooms and I uh
damn I'm so sorry I'm gonna tear it up a little bit man
he's like I just I saw the toad
and the toad told me I gotta stop being so angry
I gotta remember it
that rage inside me was like a demon man
and the toad told me I had to let go
he's like crying and shit he's like I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm through your interview
I'm just it's so emotional what do you
the toad told me
the toad told me I had to I had to calm myself down and break myself in
you know what's funny is like Mike Tyson is one of those people I grew on
because he's like he actually says some intelligent stuff now
yeah he calmed his ass down because he fucking met the toad
he said to someone
right
this is a quote I'll never forget he said uh
your mind is a scary place and you're all alone up there
and I'm like dude that is such a deep quote from like somebody who's like not that smart
my favorite quote from him was like somebody's just like oh so and so has a plan
to get in the ring with you and when he gets in the ring he's gonna use this plan against you
he goes yeah everyone has a plan till they get putz to faith
yeah yeah he did say that
which is also true yeah you can go with all the training you want
you get fucking boinked hard enough you're gonna be like oh fuck I gotta hit this guy
I love the one where he's talking about eating the guy's children
did you ever see the one where he's just like
when a guy's like put him in a straight line he's like I'm putting you in a straight
jacket I eat your asshole alive man
I'll fuck you till you love me and then he fucking uses the
the the gaisler oh yeah yeah I remember that
I want to see if I can find that thing about eating children
he and he made a skit about that oh yeah the fucking guy is just like
I must kill you I have to come and kill you with my hands
no I'm talking about a different skit where he's like I'm gonna fuck you till you love me
then we're gonna get married we're gonna adopt a kid
and you're gonna love it and then like it ends up being true at the end
it's a very heartwarming story
oh yeah okay thank you Steve Mike was that your shortest fight ever I bear witness there's only one God and Muhammad blessed and peace be upon him is his prophet I dedicate this fight to my brother Darrell Baum who died I'll be there to see you I love you with all my heart all praise be to my children I love you oh God I man what this your shortest fight ever in any time amateur
I still am a lake of my
oh you're saying he belongs in hell because he doesn't believe in your dog yep okay I don't know he seems like a pretty hard train like you did and then have this
I think he deserves that
I'm just impregnable and I'm just ferocious I want your heart I want to eat his children
I thought it was a little I don't know that took a little while to get to
I got one here real quick I'll show you this
this guy is the guy who played Super Mario in the 1980s Super Mario
don't be afraid to say no anyone who asks you to use drugs is not your friend drugs can and will kill remember don't be afraid to turn to your priest your rabbi your minister your mom your dad your teachers because drugs can kill
you do drugs can kill you before you die wait a second here how come the rookie gets a mic stand
same boat over here we're sitting hunched over the box does good you see how it looks a little bit more comfortable over there he's fucking leaning back we need a couple more mic stands my man's is fucking trying to be a power builder bro he's trying to be a fucking weightlifting master
bro but what if I do shrooms and I become a born again Christian I would love that if you saw Jesus and he's just like hey man listen Kasey all of a sudden Ali Max starts showing up less and less from what he already does I kind of want to try some shrooms I want to meet God
I think that's the only way that I would become a Christian was if I do enough drugs that my life switches itself and it's like yeah you need to believe in something
did you know your entire body changes every seven years like every cell in your body gets replaced every seven years yeah that's crazy it's crazy Joe Rogan oh that's a good point yeah your neurons can't regenerate yeah I don't know about Joe Rogan
I could have sworn even the cells in your brain do I know your brain cells never regenerate that's why when you kill your brain cells you only have a certain amount of them so good luck Ali Mac I just I could have sworn I read that someone is the only reason why I got to look into it I'm not trying to prove anyone wrong I'm trying to
educate myself here that was just like a fact on like a sample bottle it was that like the specific cells themselves it's like the old ones die new ones replace it and that occurs even within your brain like with your neurons and shit even there I don't know
your fucking organs don't regenerate only the liver regenerates yeah it's crazy like you can lose like half your liver and it goes back yeah really up to like a small piece a very small piece do we really got to make something where like we can like give like someone a hormone that like can make your body and shit grow back like your arms okay so neurons do not renew themselves but yeah but you can actually make other parts of your brain do you can actually make their own pathways between neurons though
stem cells are gonna make it so that humans at one point never die I think stem cell research should be a thing but fucking whatever people are fucking angry about it or some shit yeah cuz they're killing already born babies
yeah because people think I saw them in the black they go on the back van and he's still a baby back there what do you think do you think they could they should take stem cells from feces and and use them for research you can actually get stem cells less of them from dead bodies you can I think you should just take babies and use them
bring back child labor but baby research but you can use like a fetus to grow back somebody's brain eventually so if you put if you like put the stem cells so like copy of the DNA and they'll be like oh there's a brain that's supposed to go here and I need to grow into a brain now that's wild that is that's so good
they will be able to regrow like you know organs your own organs yeah like maybe you could pay like a certain amount monthly subscription to this company has your organs on deck yeah like every time you go to the doctor every five years you just replace my heart brother
yeah it's like oh you're due for that a hundred year maintenance and then all awesome health care would be just like replacing people's organs rather than like so in medicine that be crazy it's gonna be an outpatient like like I always thought that like having like a robot arm would be cool but like like the cyberpunk level like robot arms so you're jerking off and it rips your dick up
yeah it's like Will Smith and I robot we had the robot arm and yeah oh god so gentlemen
go ahead do you believe in God we've gone way too far in trollage in the past handful episodes I think what do we do last episode I don't think we talked about God that much it's always God it's always God because me and Casey gang up on on you then it turns to politics and you and me gang up on Casey and then it goes to who wants to be a millionaire and you two gang up on me and Dan just makes fun of all three of us the whole time
I just watched from the side yeah you make out like a bandit I know it's great you never get the fucking target on you Casey did a trivia with me like one night I'm like fuck this it was so bad I was like I fucking hate this dude it does it sucks doesn't it I didn't know anything
also last week American history and last I fucking dipped out of fucking I dipped out of here after I lost on who wants to be a millionaire on the first question I just how long did you guys stay afterwards oh yeah you mean on the video game yeah yeah for a while I think
did you guys ever win no we didn't know we did oh we did we did but it took like hours you were like asleep it took hours so I was determined and I was like one more now me and Megan play that shit and we get it after like three tries yeah well we played it and it took like hours no because we kind of get bullshit questions also we're using life lies also I looked up the fucking the gorilla thing you know that was like the the eight hundred million the eight hundred thousand dollar question the gorilla thing how if they
was a omnivore herbivore carnivore like fucking decahedron or whatever yeah it is an omnivore yeah it's just it's primarily it eats almost 90% whatever it was but it would technically still be in it would be an omnivore so the game fucked us I know I looked into that yeah right that I was like that's bullshit this a couple of questions were like yeah there is one also the fucking one like which which Final Fantasy game came out in 2020 and I'm like
none of these came out in 2020 but it was the remake it was the remake of one but it didn't specify those I guess seven and I've never even played a Final Fantasy I'm like the original seven came out in ninety seven five came out in like ninety two yeah three came out in eighty six and the travesty and fifteen came out in twenty twenty sixteen but they're like which one came out in twenty twenty I'm like none of them they asked stupid like soccer questions
remember that one where it's like what soccer player was like introduced in FIFA like 2018 I'm like I was which player was introduced in this mode of FIFA and it's like I don't fucking play that game I hate soccer what I know soccer is for dummies and then I want to listen to
if you watch soccer don't listen to this podcast I like soccer you and then I wanted just star wars questions and it told me I had to select four categories because I'm a fucking Star Wars nerd I get all that shit I mean I got the anime questions right except for like two of them yeah like and then we had to do the lifeline we're like we'll do his creepy friend he looks like a weeb yeah yeah we made like
fucking question for the one time and the dude blew the answer yeah an easy difficulty yeah oh no no that's what it was we asked the audience and it was like five percent five percent five percent ninety percent we're like okay it's got to be D you choose D wrong answer are you fucking kidding me the fuck is the goddamn lifeline even for then
usually uses his lifelines well on the real version if you want some billion-dollar did you ever try to describe my thought process when I go through it did you ever see the fucking video of Donald Trump going we do a little bit of trolling well yeah that's what we call it we do a little trolling so fucking funny he's like all right it's me Trump I'm here to tell you today risky business all right risky business we're out here we're doing a little bit of trolling trolling that's
what they call it a little bit of trouble yeah no who's real he's talking about doing a little bit of rolling fucking fuck I gotta find that it's real fucking funny Donald Trump trolling oh he's good we do a little bit trolling are you flying to Florida yeah and you're okay with getting on a plane controlled by the
government we like to troll we like to go the night before one of their primers we just we do a little trolling it's called we do a little trolling I missed the fuck out of that guy dude I loved every second of Donald Trump's very nice and
see is funny because every single day it was entertaining at least yeah it's like if one of us became president we elected like some autistic like comedian not even a comedian dude that show was awesome you just show up like in a day
and he's back Rosie O'Donnell smells so bad I hate her so much looks like a dog get out of here looks like a dog no it was Rosie O'Donnell yeah cuz it was like she's like he's like the fucking interview is like all right
president Trump it says here that you are labeled the women as fat ugly pigs he's goes only Rosie O'Donnell I went to Roger Waters show and actually last year too in 2017 but he was that was when Trump was president and he's like super
like liberal like Democratic protester and he had like pictures of Trump on like a pig's body why he was playing the song pigs and he like pictures of Trump on like naked ladies and like they get babies who is this that was Roger
Waters from Pink Floyd see I hate when artists spout off their political opinions who the fuck cares yeah the end of the song he put up like all the truck all like the racist shit Trump said like all the quotes he said that like
disparage woman and shit that's awesome grab my pussy I love it I love what he's just like women love it I just go up and grab him out of pussy bro I mean dude when you got three thousand million dollars in the bank yeah yeah
yeah Ken you can say whatever you want like sorry you can do whatever you fuck you want look at what happened to fucking Weinstein Weinstein was just like I like fucking girls and you can fucking start a podcast and talk about
bullshit yeah because fucking I remember when fucking what was that dude from Nickelodeon's name Dan Snyder he's be like show me your feet you're not coming on Nickelodeon he was like yep if you don't show me your feet you're not coming on
Nickelodeon I can't remember if it was fucking I can't remember what show was but like the one show at the pair phone and the other phone the other show like ever all the characters have phones but they were in the shape
of feet yeah what screens and it's like that that was like iCarly or like yeah we want to know it was like iCarly because this motherfucker was this one Dan Snyder and pregnant because Dan Snyder fucking was like a
huge like foot fetish fish foot fetishist and a pedophile but he would just like he was like zooming on children's feet with the camera and shit it was fucking disgusting like you'd like make them like put like
faces on each one of their toes with marker and like wiggle their toes in front of the camera it was disgusting what what is that and he's just like yeah kid if you don't show me your fucking feet I'm never letting you on Nickelodeon again
you're never gonna make it to Nick at night let me just show this picture from fucking Victorious here that would be yeah the character pouring ketchup on Victoria Justice's feet and that was in an
episode yeah yeah I mean like I mean like everybody knows that uh that Quentin Tarantino looks like a fucking oh yeah he looks like Josh Peck if he didn't get his life together if Josh Peck became Drake Bell
he looks like a fat Tucker Carlson he looks like if Josh Peck was the one who was a pedophile instead of Drake dude so fucking I don't get the foot thing so like we we all know that Quentin Tarantino has a huge foot fetish like yeah every single one of his movies like he has like people like he has like women put their feet up on like a fucking thing and like like zooming on their fucking dirty
souls or whatever and like he would do shit like that all the time and then like they're like uh Mr. Quentin Tarantino why uh why you have so many feet in your picture and he's like I like feet what do you want me to say I like I like looking at women's feet it's great I like it so uh it's either really fucking weird or it's just kind of normal I don't know no but like at least he would do it with adult women like it wasn't like the absolute worst thing
like Quentin Tarantino would like do it with like adult women but also Quentin Tarantino is very comfortable saying the n-word oh absolutely wait he didn't do pulp fiction yeah he did yeah and that that's got some n-bombs in it he wrote his own character to drop n-bombs yeah look up look up Quentin Tarantino saying the n-word
I don't know if I want to play this yeah I'm sorry not play this it's not play this maybe we'll just avoid that one yeah no if you get that thing a nice long whiff it'll oh my god my ears on fire
so what the fuck is going on in the world even oh come fucking Mike Pence yeah we had a ceremony for Jerry Springer too yeah I'm sorry I missed that yeah how do you die drugs we don't know cocaine probably yeah
government drug meal to why you kicking me boy oh yeah cool boy fucking severed his head off yeah fucking something really boring he probably fell and got a subdural yeah stroke or something but I don't think they
released the the actual cause of death this complications do to go how do you feel about that when somebody's like when somebody's like somebody writes in the paper like how somebody died like people don't ever want to talk about it you know like you know obituaries oh yeah they beat around the bush it's like a taboo subject yeah he died surrounded by his family at home it's like I know how do you fucking die he died peacefully
or sometimes they say suddenly it's like well elaborate come on it's like he died from doing cocaine laced with fentanyl and he thought it was MDMA yeah I feel like I feel like when people off themselves I don't know fuck it yeah and they shot themselves right between the eyes yeah
yeah did he really was he really having that good of a time dude it's uh he had this great group of family and friends do we really think he would have done that funerals are the weirdest fucking I hate him I actually try and know less people so I have to go to that serious about that it's like once I start like getting too close to something I'm like man I might know this person good enough to have to go to their funeral I started severing the ties because I'm like that's just like I've been to a few
my dad's a fucking hermit cuz of shit like that yeah it's like I like all his close friends die like cancer and you guys are all guaranteed for me to show up just so you know I don't know you don't know I take a lot of fucking vitamins
I don't know I cut you off I don't know I said my point yeah that's all I have you're gonna have that stem cell technology yeah you're gonna get fucking like stem cells injected into your brain the rest of us are getting fucking monkey wrenches to displace tuna cans like Ted Williams yeah fuck it happens unbelievable
all right let's take a break on the title podcast and we will return for sure smoke this black
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the Jerry Springer dedication episode brought to you by full shark testosterone smelling salts we love you Jerry horse gum smelling salts good song oh god it's actually an anime opening oh really
yeah you guys like this kind of music huh what screaming shit yeah yeah I scream yeah I mean I I can't do I mean I can actually scream and it sounds good but I can't do like the false the false screaming like the healthy stuff like I
wouldn't actually scream I can do like the filthy shit like the fucking like thing that's gonna destroy your yeah that's what I can do yeah I can't do like yeah I can't do that shit with your vocal cords where it's like you're not actually that loud but it looks like you are
because you're like yeah I'm not very good at that I don't I don't I mean like I dabble in that stuff and I do enjoy it I particularly I'm actually more of a country guy than anything now oh my god
what's wrong with you I mean you can be a democrat I was wrongly accused I was listening to the lost episode the other day which is something we'll publish eventually yeah the lost episode should be like a week where we're not like
going to can't do it we'll just post that I have to record like an intro and stuff yeah Dan wasn't even there for the lost episode was I there for it yeah it was in your base yeah oh I didn't know that that's what we
were talking about like the birds I know I know yeah this and really we had we had to keep giving the microphone back and forth to each other yeah it sounds awful I told I told you can hear is I told I told Casey before we started that I'm
like I'm just gonna do whatever I can to fucking get Tyler to explode I crossed my snus can in my hand no you shit mix it against the back of my door too am I both of my roommates thought that you guys were like
fucking insane months and then like I'd be like oh yeah I'm going over the podcast and that really good those mediacs all right we're like we were being funny that night but like no it's legit thing now it's a legit we've calmed down we
welcome any international viewers to our podcast we'll have an international guest soon I know you're out there listening Kim we'll get you on here at some point yeah we're gonna have to we'll figure out a way to do it
just add a lawyer come in but we got the we have an up-and-coming lawyer president we got some good guests on the podcast yeah yeah we do yeah we got to get some randos we do like you said if you fucking like like finish up that that bus
thing that you're doing we can just we can interview homeless people in Albany it'd be like bang bus but we got a road trip to Honolulu
sailors on the ferry going over that bus on the ferry is there a high ferry to Honolulu you can actually get you can you can actually get your car shipped to Honolulu it's probably five thousand dollars inside or with you inside yeah
well interview the sailors it probably would take like ten days to get there no it's like nine months man probably a day they have really fast ships like ships like are at the same level as like cars I think ships are more advanced than cars
we'll do meals on wheels except instead of meals I think it's interviews we'll give them cigarettes you boats they have submarines that go to the fucking Mariana Trench we should put we should put the bus on the Mariana Trench submarine and just go all the way down to the bottom of the earth and do a podcast down there yeah I want to buy in a X vehicle of our former employer and just make it a trick it out because people use
Mercedes Sprinters for that purpose they do so that's like that's like one of the go-to going to the bottom of the ocean just going to the bottom of the spatcher 37 37 go ahead yeah I don't know we took a wrong turn to wear the Mariana Trench that shit when I was working there and the cat would get fucked up and all the sudden it would be like one of the rigs would just be in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean traveling at four feet
four thousand miles I'd be like pull up the track star and be like just going around the road and it would be like China Taiwan Atlantic Ocean and be like okay alright dude are you unseen yet still my favorite my favorite one was when I just go dispatcher this is a Marine 8 and amphibious assault vehicle 7 coming back in
31 31 31 that was a good time we had some good it's some good fucking laughs now I now that I think about it like I can't believe that I and my co-workers at that point got away with the shit that we oh we did so much stupid shit yeah it was a public access like emergency communications radio channel oh you mean dispatch yeah it would just be like have it be have a spooked
have a spooked after you have a spooked after then I just start then there was other nights where me and the other dispatcher would start referring to ourselves as medcom just what life net calls their dispatch instead of calling the ambulances ambulances you'd be like we'd be like oh like like I can't even remember
Airborne 8 now we use the four digit identifier instead then it'd be like yep we're eastbound and down loaded up and shucking going down to Westchester zero souls on board looks like the weather is looking pretty good today headwinds coming on a little bit stronger we should be good on fuel though we're expecting our landing at about three hours we'll keep you up to in and then you can turn over to Westchester County air traffic control
received I copy 6437 out if anybody was listening into that they'd be like what the fuck like this is what type of profession there's less professionalism there than there is here oh yeah and this is a podcast but it's like kind of private yeah it is it's private but still at the same time dude you can't do that shit we would be subject to fines if that got reported I like that
I don't know dude it's their own channel it's their own channel but it's still technically an emergency communications it's encrypted the Mohawk one's encrypted it's not it's not encrypted there's a kid worked at Mohawk back in the day who was like a radio nerd yeah he kept keying up on the Mohawk channel and then he was like trying to like he was doing it for like a significant amount of time
yeah when I worked there it was it's it's just it's just VHF anybody could do it yeah and they caught him like they fucking do that shit you ever see those videos dispatch seven they'd be like seven come in you're super low volume be like dude don't be a dick like that oh dude you didn't even have a seven did we what we didn't even have a seven did we
yeah yeah was that a chevy or was that a sprinter probably it was all it was there the whole time we were was it yeah it was 789 on the left side seven was a regular chevy no I thought 228 and 2 was that one side when we left the chevy the old chevy 7 was always there it was a Brunswick wig one dwick wig bun wick wig but it was the whole time I mean before
I mean before I mean when back in Casey's day but by the time we were there back in my day I started with 789 34 37 19 that was before you it took old to spot I wasn't there for old to old to was the best yeah but seven and Casey did so much stupid shit and old to we love that
but the Ford yeah no the Chevy oh took his two at one point was the Ford you remember Sal yeah hell yeah yeah little meat Italian meatball yeah we didn't we didn't have ambulance one or ambulance 13 I know that and I think there's a couple numbers in between that we didn't have they now have a they now have a 43 and 44 really they're up that high no shit 43 is a transit but it has a bull bar on the front of it I think
I saw that yeah I saw that weird looking when I when we were down at the Met I saw that that's one of his own one rigs oh dude I saw fucking um I saw dude fucking eight is trash now dude that thing was literally on fire on Western Avenue the last time and then I saw it two weeks later and it looked brand new yeah I was talking to Steve Steve L not gonna say his last name but he fucking was like dude that thing was trash
he fucking was like dude that thing's still running I'm like Casey used to drive that thing in manual at like 50 miles
I got caught fire and it still is going you almost killed me in the back of that when I was doing CPR like four times I got
fucking I got cleaned I was fucking driving through a green light clock I was driving through a green light so I was completely in the right snowplow didn't even fucking stop and fucking clean me I broke my nose we gotta have Saunders on the podcast oh fuck I gotta we gotta
he'd be a perfect guy for the pod oh my god I love Saunders that kid's the best I want to hear about some political views from generation Z yeah Jen's a player do you share Tyler's political no he doesn't what are your pronouns he's not that stupid
a lot of them floating around out there so you're a Democrat or Republican or you're a free thinker I'm not feeling like I'm either I'm neither neither yeah do you identify as an independent yeah I'd say so
an affiliated acts actually because independence actually a Republican yes do you support socialism what about anarcho communism don't listen what's your ideal political government I'm not dictator he literally told me bring back because I go hey I'm like he goes I want to be the president and he's telling me
all this shit Mike that sounds like a dictator he's like but I'll be benevolent no you did not disagree with being a different concept it's an entirely different conversation like no no I'll be benevolent as an I'm not gonna be a dictator no you said that you're gonna be a
benevolent dictator you're gonna be a dictator you mean nice about it like that's that's that's his fucking thing he hates Ron DeSantis like all right I guess we're sharing my political views Florida or something right yeah he hates Donald Trump because yeah
idiot fuck Donald Trump do you like you like Joe Biden Joe Biden I mean you know I don't like the whole political like mine right now like everyone is just like Bernie Sanders we're canceled what about a bomb again sorry
Alexandra Cortez whatever fucking name is the whole whole Senate the whole house like the whole government is just like he wants to take it over and be a single-man government you got to be a free thinker
except for all the others wait now that's not that's not the quote no I got I know I dropped his negative here yes she is sleeping I can't see why I hang out what did she want to be on the podcast yeah dude we should do a girlfriend
episode she does she'll be on she'll be on we'll do the girlfriend episode where they have to act like us and my girlfriend's like I don't think I could act like you yeah that'd be real funny
they're gonna be like communism's actually pretty good and fucking Emily would be like you goddamn fucking liberals oh the quote was Winston Churchill democracy is the worst form of government except for all the others that have been
tried exactly so he said government sucks yeah essentially yeah there's essentially no right way to do it which I fucking democracy bro I know the CIA control this is not a democracy can you tell us your favorite political people ever
back you I know no no no tell us because Dan wasn't here I mean like Napoleon holy and Alexander the Great yeah I mean Napoleon Dynamite oh yeah anybody in more more modern senses what you like about Napoleon he was he was ambitious you know I already said it
lots of ambition what else Julius Caesar how do we feel about him I don't think I know enough about Julius Caesar to make about a lot of times yeah he did the idea about Marcus Aurelius I got fucking shanked yeah he did what about Teddy
Roosevelt what do you think about him it's pretty cool all right I think we all agree actually that Teddy Roosevelt was the fucking man George W Bush no no what about Kennedy I mean it's okay was he a robot yes
Kennedy like shaped the Democratic Party into what it was Kennedy was a great president an awful human being until he until he wasn't he got his he got his mind blown he got his clock clean he just cleared his thoughts yeah he just he had a hard reset he had to clear his mind my grandparents actually got married on the day Kennedy was assassinated
where were you on this Kennedy was assassinated seems like a perfect alibi set up yeah I was like I looked at one day I was like wait wait your your fucking anniversary is eleven to sixty three that doesn't make sense you ever read that Stephen King book no but my dad actually had it I never got to read it I watched it it was it's interesting I also loved
in in I watched the show yeah I also loved it an umbrella Academy how fucking five was sent back in time to kill Kennedy I didn't watch all season two but thank you for that yeah it's been out for two years well could he used a bit of a heads up on that one that's all the new season of black
years come you know is it I fucking love black mirror I only watched a couple episodes of it when I was back at the Hawk that was crazy I saw the fucking one episode where like the guy like had to like you know do like a whole bunch of tasks and then he ended up being a
pedophile and then have a stab the other pedophile yeah yeah you got fucked on that one and then I think I saw the one where the guy to fuck a pig or some shit yeah there's much a grand present yeah it was a putting like chips in people's minds that like record wasn't Miley Cyrus in one of the episodes yeah she was the celebrity that died and they continued to record songs using her AI voice yeah
it's going yeah dude have you heard the fucking Kanye West Viva La Vida yeah it's fucking weird it's fucking weird sounding you ever hear it look at us what yeah Kanye West did Viva La Vida like an AI Kanye West did Viva La Vida no no but it literally sounds like him that I fucking believe anything
that Kanye did at this point yo it's Kanye Kanye has a fucking uh he's all old timey and shit
I used to remember that picture you made of me that looks like George Washington oh yeah you should send me that again make that the cover photo yeah it's on my Google Drive that's what I was doing in paramedic school and somebody's probably profiting off of this that's the weirdest thing
it sounds like he has a good voice in this yeah he can't really sing like this yeah he can no he absolutely can he can't really hit vibrato no he can't but he's a decent he's a really good singer but the thing the thing about Kanye which was like that made him unique is that he made his own beats too that was like his main like thing like you know how Tyler the Creator made his own beats and shit like he made his own beats
like you know how Tyler the Creator made his own beats and shit like that's what made him like famous yeah he was a producer before he was a rapper yeah and then the fucking rapper for rapper to rapper
yeah I was listening to Amlin's sessions too what's that I was listening to Amlin's sessions we should we should we should release those two as like fucking like bonus content you want to talk about getting canceled yeah we said some what did you guys do back there Native Americans the original homeless he was like yeah I fucking hate Native Americans I hate the Irish I am a Native American and I hate the Irish
I hate the Irish I am a Native American and I hate the Irish I'm Native American Irish too my last name is Delaney he was like homelessness is a mental disease would you do that when you're going past the homeless and being like fuck these guys they're just experienced outdoorsmen we were going by and we were like oh shit was that a tranny I was like you can't say that that's transgender
he used to say some offensive stuff is tranny a slur I'd say I used to be funny I mean I think it's accepted in public society as a slur I if it should be or not leave that up to you to decide do you remember we're talking about the guy that beat up the woman that at the fried chicken joint oh yeah
there's this like big big black dude and his daughter that like got served that beat up this like fried chicken owner lady and her daughter because they weren't happy with the food and Dan was like well you don't know the whole story he could have dropped it and bomb and serve them some ice cold chicken
do you ever see the video of the fucking man slapping the soul out of a woman on the subway what no I love that video of the one where the guys like smack me in the in the convenience store oh yeah he fucking smacks him with a monster can no no no it was a twisted D yeah he was fucking waa
okay okay I'll tell you what dude getting punched or hit in the face is the quickest and cheapest education you'll ever get oh absolutely whatever you were doing that led up to that don't fucking do it again like it dude it's instant it's like that guy that time I got punched in the face in Albany yeah went over the railing yeah and I told that story on here before right I don't think so no you told it at the fire not not not not down here oh yeah so I'll just tell it real quick so there's these
people unsavory home brace they said unsavory home brace there's some people some inner city folks at this bar on Pearl Street and they were fighting with the bouncer and the bouncer wouldn't let them in and they're like pushing up against him and this one chick is scratching his bald head right and he's like fighting with him now I just got my EMT card so I thought I was protector of the world this is the best I've ever seen
protector of the world I'm gonna have to do something six foot two inner city male and I pull him to the ground and say get off of him I was five beers deep so I had no plan after that
I was just kind of hoping that would be the end of it right so this guy stands up and he's literally like six four so it's like the best moment and he's like you don't know me and he makes like a closed like this like this it goes across my face so hard that I went over the temporary railing and I get up and I look at him and I'm like yeah I don't know this guy
so I fucking ran I kept running until I ran into an Albany cop that was like a block down and I'm like dude this guy just punched me in the face down at Pearl Pub. Yeah sure he did. He was just looking at me like whatever dude. So what? He started walking over there like what do you want me to do about it? He probably deserved it. I couldn't hear out of this ear for like a week I felt probably like you feel all the time and yeah I was just like yeah don't don't get involved it's like it's
if it's not your place to get involved stay the fuck out of it. You never know because there's fucking crazy people out there. No the thing is the thing is there's things where you just gotta pick your fights. You should get involved in some scenarios. Dude road rage is stupid I just go I'm gonna murder your family and then they go. You know the guy who has a fucking gun in their car? Yeah. Oh my favorite was the guy who's like yo man pull over pull over fuck you man I'll fucking fight you. Then the guy pulls out a Glock and he's like oh fuck and he breaks super hard. My fucking my fucking girlfriend
drives like a maniac and if she gets caught off her feet she'll be like oh I'm gonna fucking follow this person. I'll be like you have no idea who he is. You have no idea who this person is. I'll be like based off the warning signs I see I see a confederate flag like a big ass pickup truck that's beat down. This is not the fucker you want to pick a fight with. I'm like this is the type of guy that I'm gonna get out of the car because it's my problem because you started a fight. I'm gonna get shot in the face and it's gonna be
probably crickets for you after that unless you get out but then like fuck man. Local EMT shot dead today. Because at that point your hands are tied. You gotta great my girl started a fight it's not like she's gonna I'm not gonna let her out there get her ass walloped. Like I mean. People could have a fucking gun in their glove compartment. Yeah I know one of our friends does. I'm very anti instigating when it comes to road rage. Yeah there's actually a Stephen
King story where the dude goes to visit his dad in a nursing home and he has like like a severe dementia. But anyway he likes to like steal things so he like steals a knife right and they go in the car and they get a car crash and the guy comes out with like a fucking gun and he starts another gun but he starts beating the shit out of the sun and the fucking dementia father comes out with like this knife little like that he sold from the nursing home and just stabs him in the throat.
And that was like the whole short story. Stephen King is fucking amazing. The most fucked up short story ever was the one that you told us about fucking guts with the fucking oh my god that's fucked bro. I hate that. Did you did you listen to that. It's fucked. Dude it's fucked up man. It's the guy who wrote Fight Club. He was telling a short story. He would like travel around and tell short stories and one of them was a story I'm not gonna get like that because we already talked about it.
But it was basically it was a story of he tells a story like it's him but it wasn't him but it is a true story of this kid who's swimming and he goes to the was at the bottom of the pool. Yeah. Well like they had the drain. Yeah. Because he liked the feeling of it like on his asshole and it sucked his intestines out. Oh that's in Final Destination. That's in one of those movies. But this is a true story. And like the detail that it goes into. Oh yeah. Fucking insane trying to grab his intestines like as he's underwater.
Like he can see. Oh yeah. That's actually happened. Yes it happened to somebody. Yes. Yeah. That's fucking brutal. That's what I remember. Yeah. I told you not to do that. I didn't do that. I used to read like horror stories like that. I love reading fucking horror stories and like shit where it's just like fucking gross and they try to fucking grab their internal organs stuff and back in. It takes a lot like for me to
get like grossed out by stuff now. Yeah. But that's still what dude what really fucking grosses me out like when it comes to like morbid shit is watching like teeth get extracted. Really. Oh dude. I've never been nauseous in my life from like gruesome stuff except for watching a tooth be pulled. Oh dude. There's just you know right. Huh. You don't feel it anymore. Right. What do you like. They numb it up. Oh the person doesn't feel that I feel it. Oh yeah.
I'm like watching it because it's like. Yeah I know what you mean. It's like it's like the same as like having fingernails pulled off. Dude it's barbaric but like they haven't found a better way to remove a tooth except for with fucking pliers. Yeah. You ever think about like how back in the day they didn't have any drugs that would like sedate you or numb you. Oh yeah they just fucking go. It's called alcohol. Five shots. They give you a bottle of Stoli from upstairs and what you have out of it. Or they chloroform you.
I've seen in Les Mis where the fucking and halfway like sells her fucking body for like ten dollars and they're like yeah I'll pay you like twenty dollars for your tooth and they just like hold her down and fucking rip it out like without any fucking beds.
And Hathaway is hot.
And then the fucking especially when she's bald in that movie and then she fucking hoarsers off out.
So and no and halfway is probably my least favorite actress or actor. I can't stand her. Why are you not like her. I can't stand her stupid face. That's how I feel about Bruno Mars. Yeah.
And Hathaway is that if I'm remembering correctly she's the one from Bird Box right. No that's a Sarah like Sandy Bullock's. Oh I remember and Hathaway. Yeah. Fucking Batgirl Catwoman in the end.
And her stellar to. Yeah. No I think Sandra Bullock is worse. Oh no no. Yeah you're right. I'm thinking a gravity which is Sandra Bullock. A different space movie. Yeah I fucking hate Sandra Bullock's face. She like makes me angry just looking at her. Same thing with fucking that fucking comedy movie with that fat. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah the movie was hot. But fucking name fucking. I can't even remember. I fucking. There's another fucking woman that I just hate seeing her face. That's like a famous actress. Who's that fucking comedian. The fucking awful. Oh. Female comedian. Yeah.
She's so much. I just want to punch her. Chuck Schumer's. She looks like. No fuck it. She's like she does look like Miss Peggy. Remember what she has. Chuck Schumer's niece. That's really Chuck Schumer's. Yes. That's not a joke. Yeah. Really. That's Chuck Schumer's niece. Yeah. Yeah but she's a fucking bitch. And she is like. Yeah. I wore this leather dress to make me look sexy. It looks like a trash bag you fucking whore. Yeah. People are trying to be funny like us. You know.
Yeah but they're not. She's definitely. You know the biggest difference between us and her. We have penises so that makes us funnier. I will say it's harder to find funny female comedians. They do exist though. But they do exist. Yeah. Let's think about it guys. This goes into the whole thing with like women not having to be funny because that like like guys being funny.
It's part of like the mating process like in order to like actually get a woman if you're not like a fucking like Robert Pattinson looking motherfucker you got to be fucking funny. You got to be entertaining. If you're not an entertaining person and you're not like a fucking like 10 out of 10 you're not going to fucking get any women's attention.
That can apply to women too. No but women women like I guess. And I feel like it occurs less. It occurs way less because a woman could be a four out of 10. I don't have evidence to back it up but I feel like it occurs less. But like if you if you if like you're a four out of 10 woman you could still get a fucking eight out of 10 guy pretty easily because he just wants that. But like if you're a four out of 10 dude you better be fucking funny.
So like it's the whole thing of being like like it's it's it's a kind of sexist to say but guys have to be funny. Women just don't have that like thing where they need to be funny so they don't really like become like pretty good at jokes or anything. It's just kind of like it's like we're not good at makeup. We're not good at makeup because we don't do it. And they are not going to accommodate because they don't really have to like full on do it like we would.
I think it's it also comes down to just like the personality. It's like yeah it's just also the way that we have wired up different. Oh yeah. And the way that we talk to each other. If there was one woman here we would talk completely different. That is a hundred percent fact. Oh yeah absolutely.
Like that's like the thing like the way that we're talking right now there's a fucking woman I'd be like they'd be like oh Aunt Hathaway I'd be like oh yeah she's an actress.
Unless you know them well. You can't say that because they're you know that well. Not if you know them well. Yeah yeah I was going to say if you're like a tomboyish chick or like let's say I don't know. I have my girlfriend on I crack a couple of jokes that like set the tone like it's OK. She can deal with it especially if she jumped in.
Well you know if I had my girlfriend she wouldn't give a fuck. Exactly. These are the girls that we've known for fuck. Like if we have like a rando like you're not going to be like dumb whores right. Fucking some random girl on the fucking beach or some.
Or you're just trying to fucking show off and you know be the funniest because you're a fucking that's like natural selection. Yeah. Like you know I want to fight everybody in this room half the time because I want to prove that I'm the strongest.
Thanks for telling us that now. If it weren't for my fucking girlfriend getting me drunk the first couple of times I met her I don't think we'd be with one another because like she got me drunk enough to the point where I loosened up and I was saying like some pretty outlandish shit.
She thought it was really fucking funny and that's like pretty much where we're at now. So when I started dating. Being sober fucking blows. I'm going to be perfectly honest it's like what I'm coming the conclusion I'm coming to in life is that.
Just fucking drinking is the best thing in the world. I don't drink alcohol. But dude it's a wonderful fucking joke. When I first started dating my girlfriend. Sorry dude you're not old enough. She was. Put your ears. Alcohol is God's apology for us being self aware. That's what it is.
She's super. She was super liberal when we first started dating like hardcore liberal and I kept on cracking jokes. You can't say that. You can't say that. And I'm like like oh I'm going to say something else then. So I just kept going and eventually her humor got to the point where mine is and I'm just like piss on that person's corpse.
She was like that's funny. Yeah. Sounds like you got a good one. You met this chick he's talking about. Yeah. Yeah you met her. You like her. A lot of times. Yeah. Yeah. I'm putting him on the spot. Sorry. It's all that's happened since you walked through the door. You've been brutalized. Brother tell me. Just wait till we get to who wants to be a millionaire. You'll see me get interrogated. I don't think we're doing that tonight. Thank fucking God.
We need to let the engines cool on that. I got a night off. My girlfriend's like I'm getting sick of this who wants to be a millionaire. You always pick on the same guy. Listen if you're listening if you're listening right now I don't even know her name but hey I feel the same fucking way. I don't want to be put on the spot like that. My girlfriend also said Tyler's her favorite. Thank you. Thank you. Everybody knows I am the best person on this podcast. If I did a solo show this place would be a hit.
This place would crumble.
What's another word for information.
Propagation information. What's what's another word for it. Data. Yeah. Data wars data conflict.
Is the redacted podcast taken. I don't know. Like I thought redacted redacted files. I think I just think redacted would be good. Let me take a look. We just got to be untitled podcast and fucking promoter brand. Dude if we only have 30 other we got fucking linsky to sue all of them.
Yeah. Copyright infringement. See some dissent letters.
Way less but there is still a handful of podcasts call redacted. So unfortunately I feel like I feel like I feel like we're like halfway through then we're going to come up with another idea. I feel like all these podcasts. This is a question for the law. We got to get the lawyer on our lawyer.
Yeah. We'll be like hey can we sue people for having our title. Keep them on retainer. We just don't pay him. We pay him by being friends with him. Dude one thing I've learned in life is to just avoid a situation where you will ever need a lawyer.
This is one of them. You shut the fuck up until they get there. I watch all these fucking criminal psychology things. It's all these cases where it's like murder where there's like some evidence. If they just didn't talk and just said I want my attorney present they probably would get off on much less charges or they wouldn't have been convicted at all.
Like if I'm fucking ever arrested I'm like one day. He's the only good one. I suck. Sorry. Your name's attached now brother. My dad told a story before about how I had to get a lawyer. Yeah. So I actually did too when I was like 19. Would you have to get a lawyer for the fuck.
I tried to reach for this. I did a front flip. I got a ticket for 85 and a 55. That's pretty rough. That's a major speed. Which was almost an 85 and a 45. Because it was on that part on the north way that the sign changes to 45. I didn't know there was a 45 zone.
My fucking girlfriend did 75 and a 30 around the block from my mom's house on Easter dinner. She got pulled over and I'm calling her and I'm like hey where are you. She's like yeah I just got pulled over. I'm like and she's like I'm right around the block. I'm like oh fuck. I was still in my uniform and I'm like all right. I'm like I hate to be this dude but I'm going to see if the uniform gets us anywhere. Then she comes back five seconds later and she's like let it go gently. She's like yeah I got off. I'm like how.
I sucked his cock. No no no I saw her get pulled over and then I saw the whole thing transpire and he literally just walks up walks away and she's like I don't know I just told him I guess I'm dressed nice. I don't know. Let's be fucking nice. I'm like I'd be in the back of his fucking car right now. You can't count this. You can't contain me pig. I could have been in my uniform and I'd be in the back of his car. 75 and a 30. I'd be fucked. Are you insane. Yeah.
75 and 30. Yeah she just came out of a roundabout. She just sped up like it was still a highway. It's a village. Oh my god. I love her but Jesus Christ she's a horrific driver. OK Emily I'm sorry if you're listening to this. You are a terrible driver. I love you Cece. And listen listen Emily listen to this because I'm going to tell this story. You're going to be pissed that I told this story but this fucking happened. This oh my god. I had to for what I always do. I always do.
I always drive her around but for one day I drove I was in her passenger seat so I was in her passenger seat. She ate three curbs in one drive. She's like whoopsie whoopsie. You ate three curbs Emily. I've definitely done that in the ambulance.
We were we were fucking dropping her mom my girlfriend's mom back off in Connecticut and her her sister's in the backseat. We're both on the passenger side and Cece just fucking ate this curb and the whole time we're coming up to it you audibly heard the.
We were like getting close to it. She's like what the fuck. I'm like you just I'm like you just ate a curb. Like what do you want me to do. Her back her sister in the backseat Tania is like yeah like what the fuck. And she's like it wasn't that bad. We're like no. Like how the fuck did you not see. You're this far off the guard rail. It wasn't even the curb.
All my other girlfriends that I've been in the car with like like throughout like my dating life every single one of them ate curbs and they're like it's nothing. I'm like you fucking ate like three curbs and there's like whatever. I'm like I ate one curb and my entire car like exploded.
I think my ex was honestly a worse driver. She was Asian. Are girls cars like indestructible because I ate one curb. My fucking axle like broke off. She hit fucking three curves in one drive. She's like whatever.
Just let women's cars be more durable or some shit. It's like the bumpers while bowling. I had plans to fucking watch Avatar 2 in theaters. It came out like a couple of weeks ago. My girlfriend. I'm getting out of work. I work close to Cross gates. We're going to meet there. I had to change of clothes and she's like hey yeah. Just like completely weird like both like both the tires in my passenger seat.
My passenger side just popped. It's like oh yeah weird. It's like weird like what the fuck did you just hit. She's like I don't know like it must have been like a power like on Western Avenue. I'm sorry I drive that road like that's that's my old jobs based around that fucking road like no there ain't a bottle that'll do that.
She's like yeah well it might have. I'm like I'm thinking you hit like a curb hard. Didn't realize that your fucking tires were completely popped until somebody waved you off the road. Now we're here. Can you just never believe me. I'm like I fucking drive with you.
She's also like oh yeah I drove I drove 15,000 miles without an oil change. Is that bad. And I go yeah. She needs this hot girls hit. I'm going to get that. I'm going to get that as a dad gift for my one year. She's going to fucking hate me. I've had six years. That's like there's like 50 50 chance that goes over well or I'm in the doghouse.
Yeah. Do you remember I was coming into the to the green. What do you guys call it. The green ambulance. What is the Minty Boys. I was flying in there coming. I think it's coming from the other station actually. I think it's coming from Central Avenue. I had to make this connectivity and I pulled onto that road off of off of Central. What is it State Street.
And they just snowed. So I just kept going straight into the curb like 30 miles an hour dude and my wheel just folded under my car. Right. I'm like fuck. I was able to get it in the parking lot and I bent the entire control arm. I changed it right there in the parking lot. Middle of winter. But dude I just slammed into the curb so fucking hard.
So my worst. I was running late dude. You want to bend mine back into place. I think I got that going on with my truck right now. So my my second my worst one was something I got mandated on the Super Bowl Sunday which I took off because it was Super Bowl Sunday but I got mandated anyways.
And I'm like fuck. So I get home and I'm like I'm trying to rush home. It just snowed and I'm like fuck it's Super Bowl Sunday. I just want to get home. I'm going to my family Super Bowl party. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. I'm going home. I'm already on my way home. I'm already there and I'm going down this hill.
I hill to my house and like OK. I'm almost home. I'm like OK. Here comes a turn. Why is my car not turning. Why is my car not turning. Why is my car not turning. And I hit the fucking curb with my wheels turned this way because the ice just just made me slide all the way down.
My fucking passenger side tires goes fucking looks like a fucking like when the when the back when the DeLorean fucking like all the wheels pulled out. Yeah it looked like that. And I'm like I'm just going to slide down the rest of this hill.
I'm just going to ride this one out. So I just I coasted it down my fucking thing just fucking slid down and then my uncle comes out goes. Yep that's broken. Thanks for the diagnosis. It was our uncle Mike. Yeah. So he was like yeah that's broke.
Very informative. Yeah I've been in a bit of a few car accidents. Yeah. Tell us some. Let's hear some car accident stories. Well actually. Scrape the bottom of the board. Yeah I think that's I think that shows that it's almost time to clear off. Car accidents.
I've been I got into one ambulance accident which was completely my own fault. The second time was the fuck up. Fuck you Casey. Back up. You almost fucking parked my head through the foot. Never mind. Now we're going to. Yeah I don't need a backer.
I wouldn't fucking needed anything with the way Casey handled this fucking red light. I'm over there doing somebody fucking almost hit me. I was got fucking smoked and flipped over. Clear your lanes Casey. Yeah clear your lanes. You're supposed to stop at each one. Stay in your lane boy.
Twenty one pilots. We go where we want to. I think that's a wrap. Yeah that's a wrap for today. Dude it's already midnight. That's so weird. Yeah. It does not feel like it. Yeah brother. Yeah brother. Yeah brother. Well thank you for coming on to my younger brother. Of course it was an experience. You're a fucking idiot.
But anyways thanks for watching everybody. This was the entitled podcast episode twenty seven. I got to play something to do and this out. All right. Jerry Springer we're going to miss you buddy.
I'm going to the show. Here we go. Jerry Springer's final thought here of doing this show. My gratefulness surpassed only by my surprise. My surprise that its longevity. How in the world did we last so long. Let's be honest virtually anyone could do what I do which is to basically say three things. You did what. Come on out. We'll be right back. You practice that and you'll be hosting your own show in no time. Oh there is one other thing that brings success.
Luck. Lots of it. And surround yourself with smart talented people who know a heck of a lot more about television than I do. Look I've been blessed through these 25 years to have people of enormous talent and drive producing a show of constant challenges which can't be saved day to day by simply booking a big name celebrity.
You see we don't have any on our show. No just regular folks of no fame little if any wealth and very little influence folks just taking a moment which they rarely have ever get to let the world know something about what they are thinking or feeling or doing. Admittedly it's often crazy or outside the norm of accepted behavior.
But what I've learned over our quarter century of shows is that deep down we are all alike. Some of us just dress better or had a better education or better luck in the gene pool of parents. I'll say it again.
Deep down we are all the same. We all want to be happy. We cry when we're hurt. We're angry when we've been mistreated and to be liked accepted and respected not to mention loved is the greatest gift of all.
Yes we're all alike. Know this there's never been a moment in the 25 years of doing this show that I ever thought I was better than the people who appear on our stage. I'm not better only lucky.
We've signed on to do a whole bunch more and as long as I stay healthy we will and on that note take care of yourself.
That was deep Jerry. You know what well put Jerry rest in peace. Is it possible for you to go back and shut our mics off so that it's just him. We should do that.
All right. And as always you know be kind to yourselves and each other.
Back to a title podcast. You thought we were done.
Tyler and dad just fucking how's that shit. Oh my God. He looks like he's on another dimension.
How many dimensions are there. I don't know like five six shit. He's just all of them. I'm back with a lot. Oh no Ali Max about to hit it.
Let me shake this up even though you're not. It says not to shake it. I'm going to shake it. You shake him even though the directions of vice and not to do so. What's he going to do next. He's going to go open it open it in cars.
Is that what you biological terrorism is specifically states do not open in cars or do not shake. That's a reactive policy. You fucking add water explodes chemical reaction.
It's just like a demon in your fucking sinuses. He's just got to get out and he doesn't go away for like five minutes.
Yeah buddy. He says my eyes. I got to say part of me part of me thinks I'm a masochist because I just like I want to do it again man. You know me too. Fuck fuck.
It's just a half hour of it just going around. What the fuck. I want to I want to take a fucking big boy with a crack the bottom of that shit right up to your nose. Ali Mac Ali Mac. Do you want to get tortured. No.
No but you're probably going to do it anyway. Now we'll get to that but we got bonus content here on the podcast. We are dedicating this bonus content to our Lord and Savior Jerry Springer.
Rest in peace Jerry.
One more time. Give me this. He's going for it again. He's done. He's done. I want to see. I was looking back. There's an episode. There's an episode that says Dan tries the ghost. I don't remember that though. I never tried to go. Oh wait wait.
No no I put it in my mouth and chew it. Right. Yeah. You don't get anything. It's all the seeds. Oh man. Yeah. Damn. All right. Well Jesus Christ. All right. We're down into probably what six minutes of this now.
Yeah. You probably should get this started off. All right. Fuck. We're we're gonna do Ali Mac. I got something for you. I'm actually kind of wondering how it's going to go because usually Tyler influences my answer. Oh this is a special edition of millionaire Ali back.
I didn't have any questions so we're going off the fly here. That's a very special edition. Ali Mac. We're just gonna make the questions. Oh we got we got good questions for him. He's gonna like it. He's not prepared to hit that every time he gets one wrong.
All right. Ali back. You know your life lines. You have 50 50 ask the audience phone a friend and double dip. You can phone Don Juan. You can phone Tyler if you want.
I'm ready. I don't like how it's on the fly. He's gonna ask some fuck shit here. All right. We got to we got an easy question for the first one. Who was the first president of the United States.
A George Washington C or B Thomas Jefferson C James Madison D Andrew Jackson. That would be George Washington my concern. Oh he got it. Did you actually think I did.
Yes I feel like that was a question. I was thinking you. You had me thinking that it was a trick question. I almost I mean I didn't know for two hundred dollars. Who was the second president of the United States.
A Thomas Jefferson B John Adams C James Madison seven or D Andrew Jackson Jefferson final answer. Yes.
That was incorrect. Ali back. You're holding your breath. That wasn't good enough. No I love this early American history. Ali back to go to who's the third president of the United States. Who was the third president of the United States.
I have a different question. You fucking do it. I refuse. I will not continue. Are you putting a John Adams a John Adams B Thomas Jefferson C James Madison D Andrew Jackson.
No I'm not doing the president. I'm being dead serious. Find me new questions. We're not doing this. No you know that's not fair. I don't know you want to use lifeline. No I'm not. I'm not answering the question.
Give me something other than presidents my guy. I'm not fucking. This shit hurts. Like I'm not. I know I'm going to get all these wrong. I'm not fucking doing that. That shit actually hurts. All right. I will throw up if I do another one and quick succession.
Daniel ask a question. All right. The car company Toyota. The original name was a Toyota with a D.
The Toyota with a B. C Toyota with a K or D Toyota with an F.
What the fuck did you just say. Is it a trick question or did this actually. That's a real question. I'm gonna go with Yoba. Yeah. What was that. Doesn't matter.
It's Toyota but it's I forgot that the D was a fucking option. That's why I went with B. Give me the fucking. All right. To make it fair. Me and Dan will take turns asking you questions.
It actually feels like an assault because it's so bad. All right. Me and Dan will take turns asking you questions. We're going for not a car guy. So I'm in the dark. I'm too early to use lifelines.
I'm going for five hundred dollars. Ellie Mack. Who is the third president of the United States. A. John Adams B. Thomas Jefferson C. James Madison D. Andrew Jackson.
That would be a letter F is and go fuck yourself. Ask me a different one. You want to use lifeline. No I'm not answering the fucking question. Put a little bit more effort in and give me a better question. Son of a bitch.
I think you got trivia questions. OK. I got a question. I got a question on a dark board. What number is directly opposite number one. A 17 B 19 C 21 D 23.
Give me 50 50. That was a significantly harder question. What. That was significantly harder than third president of the United States. Yeah. Yeah. If you know who it is.
All right. 50 50. Yes. Options are 19 or 23. 23.
Oh. I'm fucking 23. If I get it wrong I take a nice. Yeah.
I tried to catch myself. All right. I'll imagine taking another hit. I'm going to throw up. Not right now but I will.
I'm going for a thousand dollars now folks. Question. How many coca beans does it take to make one pound of chocolate. A 100 B 400 C 600.
Or D 1000. All right. I'm going to phone a friend and I'm going to ask Dan. Wait wait wait. I don't think you can ask the person to ask me the question. I didn't hear that rule established at a time.
Well think about it. Yeah dude. I don't fucking know. I'm thinking about it. I don't know though. So just so Casey knows.
Like a hundred. Wait wait. How many cocoa beans it takes to make what one pound of chocolate. One pound. So think of think of a thousand think of a pound of chocolate.
I'm going to go one thousand for a pound of chocolate. One pound. Think of a pound. Right. So a pound.
Cocoa beans aren't that heavy. Like a hundred of them would be like how many cocoa beans make one pound of chocolate. It's got to be six or one. It's got to be it's either 600 or a thousand.
What's your final answer. I can go a thousand. You already used a 50 50. All right fine. 50 50 again. You already used a 50. All right well then I'm going to ask the audience. I'm going to ask Dan. You already did that. No he just gave me a little hint. Yeah you asked him. What's the answer Dan.
What's your final answer. Ali back. Whatever he tells me. I'm asking the audience. Is it a thousand or is it four hundred. I mean I was going to say six hundred but now you're making me think it's four hundred. I'll go with four hundred.
Final answer. Yeah sure. You fuck me. I'm going to kick your ass. Thank you Casey gave me that one. I interrogated Casey psychologically and I got the answer. All right Ali Mack.
Six dollars. Tough question. All right. Well what are your bullshit. Early American history. How many colors are there in a rainbow. He asked this one last time didn't we. No I asked what the bottom one was the bottom color was. Yeah. Is it a five B six C seven D eight.
Well it's really that's a fucking interpretive question. No it's not. I can name them all. Well yeah but there's the fucking I can name them all. Yeah you. I bet you can. And I bet you I could be like well that's the pale blue and that's the strawberry. There's no way between the star.
There's a color. There's a color color color. So. Who the fuck is the dictate. How many colors are there a fucking rainbow. Ali Mack who dictates what a color is. Is Indigo a color. Yeah it very well. Maybe. Is magenta a color. If you know the colors the rainbow you know if they were colors.
But you bet you're real familiar with that rainbow, huh Casey?
We're gonna have to bleep that we'll get canceled
Jesus Christ, let me think of the pride flag
How many fuckers is that I think it's gotta be what were the options it's gotta be five right five six seven eight
Oh man, that's gotta be five or six that
Fucking six. I'll go six walk it in final answer. Yeah
He said six
Oh, it's five isn't it? It's seven. Oh, Roy G. Biff, bro. Red orange yellow green
Blue indigo violet
All right, yeah, that's that's bullshit
I'm gonna take a little half sniff on this because I could come up with a million different shades of colors that are in that
Thing that's a rainbow is literally a spectrum
Like it is it is a fucking just like you're fucking off. Yeah, you're damn right. Just like yours to you motherfucker
All right
Hawaii is an archipelago made up of how many major islands a
Three
B 8
C 6
or D
I don't even know this
No, I think I know I think I know I'm gonna go with six
I'm gonna go with six
I would think to final answer. Are you fucking kidding? Hold up eight eight
We're going with eight
Yeah
He changes answer did you fuck me I'm gonna go with six actually
I was trying to trust my gut and it wasn't getting me very
All right, it wasn't for I knew there was more than that
You know
You didn't ask me the question speaking of the founding fathers
This is the last early American history question I will be answering no, it's not
Ali Max was good. Also, we all know who's on the hundred dollar bill. No, don't we know
It's better than flake
What did you just say is been truly fine
I'm your boy Benjamin's benger or flagler
Who's on the $2 bill
Options a George Washington be Thomas Jefferson see Andrew Jackson D
Benjamin Franklin again
Picture in the fucking big get-together they have in the back of the dollar bill
I can't even remember what the front of it looks like
Because the back of a $2 bill is weird
It's like a whole bunch of politicians
Yeah, so it was actually the not the signing of the Declaration of Independence
But it was like when they all met to like and to like yeah
Well, I knew that at least
Fuck I don't even know what it is. Give me the options one more time George Washington Thomas Jefferson Andrew Jackson
Benjamin Franklin
Fuck it. We tried Benji boy. I think early on this something for this for some and we'll go with him again
Yeah, wait, no, hold up. It's probably the second fucking president. It's the $2 bill and who's that?
Jefferson right I don't know
Do I better not fuck this up dude? I fucking makes up fucking Jefferson and that Franklin
All the fucking time. They are the same person. They are the same fucking person
Let me go with B
I
Very well may have mixed them up and got it wrong. It's either B or D. I'm gonna go with B
Jefferson I guess
I guess
Wow
That was a complete guess but I was like fuck if George and he was even the second person he was
Fuck. Yeah, baby
All right. Well my thought process led me to the correct guess which I was wrong with even though that question was already
Asked okay good. Oh, we got Dan's got the next question. It's a scary motherfucker
I don't know what you're about to ask going for eight thousand dollars
In the battle of Gettysburg. Yeah, how many horses were killed? It's gotta be a shitload
a 100
B 3000
C 10 000
Or D 20 000
That's tough
I don't know what type of fucking cavalry they were using there. It might have just been a lot of fucking foot soldiers for all I know
About it was 1000 it was 100 3000 10 000 or 20 000
I'm just gonna do that fucking shit we used to do in middle school where
it's a
Answer like that. It's got to be in the middle somewhere
I would think otherwise you really know how to ask some questions. It might be a hundred
I mean it very well could be
Like I feel like Gettysburg's an open field. They might be using a shitload of cavalry
like i've seen unless they fucking
Tore down all the buildings. I don't fucking can I give them a clue?
Give me give me a clue. All right
Lydia Lyster who owned a small farmhouse used by george mead as his headquarters found 17 dead horses in her yard
Her only compensation for the extensive damage to her property was selling their bones at a half cent per pound
So one person found 17 dead horses in her yard. Whatever the highest was D
I'm gonna guess
It was a small
It's a small in that too
For her yard. Did it say it was?
He said it was a small farmstead, I think
Small farmhouse. Yeah
So she found 17 dead horses just in her yard
It's just in her yard too. That's not even the property. So 50,000 men died
It's estimated how many how many horses
I'm gonna guess
50,000 men
They couldn't have had a horse for every five guys. That seems ridiculous
That's a lot of horses man, well, I mean you say it's ridiculous
But I didn't think five percent of all people die in car accidents
It's true
Shut the fuck up
What was b 6000 b was 3000
Can I get the geographical area of how big gettysburg is?
Can I like try to do this?
I'm trying to think like 17 horses per yard
How big is this place if you want to try and do some some math?
On this I like I like I like the way you're trying to figure it out
Yeah, but I mean like it's not like every I mean you're gonna have variation
She might have got shafted in the horse department. Maybe a bunch of horses just got fucked up on her. I don't
I don't know the battlefield was 17.75 square miles
17.7 square miles this chicken 20 square miles 20
50,000 people died how many
How many acres in a square mile? I'm just sorry. Let's not start asking other questions. We're gonna go with 6 000
That wasn't an option
But but I like where you're going what were my options
It was a 100
b 3000
c 10 000 or d 20 000 i'm gonna go 3000
I'm gonna go 3000 on this one. Yeah
Yeah
Hey, it got me there 3000 fucking horses, it's a lot of fucking it's a lot of fucking steak
Ellie mac, I don't even know. I think you're on the
We're at the mile mark here $25,000
I'm back. What is the wood planet in the solar system is furthest from the sun?
A neptune b saturn c uranus d. Pluto
Pluto's not a planet. You asked me this in the last podcast didn't you? No, I could have sworn you did
But if you did that that one's hazy to me the 420 episode. I really partook in
Saturn uranus i'm leaning uranus because let me think it's you're leaning to my anus
Mercury fuck what's the acronym? It's my angry die. Can't even fucking remember
My very remember is my very something
I know it's verner
I know it's mercury venus earth mars
And then it gets hazy
Fuck it gets a little hazy from there. It gets a little hazy there
I'm gonna go with neptune. I'm switching up your answer from uranus
You didn't like uranus too much
I feel like uranus is closer. Yeah neptune. It's like ah
Deep ocean it's way back there now. You're making me second guess myself
I'm gonna go with neptune
Yeah, neptune. It's like ah deep ocean. It's way back there now. You're making me second guess myself
Dude if I fuck this because you giggled this is on you. We'll go back to uranus
Are you sure about that?
Yeah, don't be pissed off if you fuck me up. I didn't I didn't do anything you did you completely influenced my answer, bro
Don't let me get a flu to your answer. You see the way this fucking douchebag giggles dan
Do you know this shit I have was new paying attention to the question
He asked what the fucking deepest planet in our solar system the farthest away from the sun. Yeah
Oh, but you said planet you did say planet though, right? Yeah. Okay. Yes, pluto. I knew was out
but fucking it was neptune uranus or um saturn
And I was fucking i'm juggling between neptune and fucking uranus and he's just making me fucking change my answer. I don't even know
I'm thinking
motherfucker
I'm gonna do neptune fuck it lock it in and just don't even react this time just fucking plug it in
I don't even care if I got it right or wrong
And it's uranus. Oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Final answer is uranus
As uranus no you got right it's neptune. Oh, well I turned it around
I'm not gonna take a sniff of it. You played the music. Fuck you. You fucked my answer. You locked in your you locked in neptune
I did I locked it in I locked neptune in first
I considered uranus and then I locked in neptune. Are you sure you want to change it?
I already said finally. You robbed me you motherfucker. Going for $50,000. You got the answer right
All right, here we go
My restless leg syndrome has never been so bad in my life
All right, the international space station weighs how many pounds approximately
A
5 000 pounds that's too light b 20 000 pounds c
1 million pounds no
or d
60 000 pounds
That's a lot of pounds 1 million also not in order I know we're gonna go delock it in
Um, that was a quick there's no there's no logic
It just it just it just seems right. It's hit me. It's one million just seems ridiculous, but it for all
I don't I honestly can't really
So what were the options again
Yeah
It was like one thousand did I say five thousand? Yeah, which I thought was way too low five thousand twenty thousand
a million or sixty thousand and like twenty thousand and sixty thousand seemed like my only two options here and I figure with like
how it mean that's just gotta be a lot of metal there and I know it's lightweight shit, but
How much can a tractor trailer weigh?
Bro, I don't fucking know a lot
I think tractor trailer can
probably weigh about
I don't know 50 60 100
You think something that's worth I don't know a couple trillion dollars might be pretty heavy, right?
I mean, I don't know space you gotta fly that shit up in a rocket
I mean, you're clearly turning me towards a million because that's the only
Highest I can go but if you fuck me over here
I'm sure sixty thousand was my initial guess but i'll take his hint and i'll go with it with a million
I guess so
Okay, I stand corrected it's a lot bigger than I thought it was
925,000 pounds which give or take is about a million pounds
Give or take about 60,000
Fuck going for a hundred thousand dollars now, I mean
And uh in humans, how long is the average pregnancy last
A 36 weeks being 38 weeks c 39 weeks d 40 weeks
All right, we got to find that fucking
Man we got raid man over here
Does he need a pen and paper do we have a pen and paper? No, no, you got the nines trick sold out
It's like four four months
Four weeks in a month
Fuck i'm crossed man. This shit's fucking horrible
So that makes 36
I'm gonna go 36 by the uh, good old
By the good old finger trick there finger trick final answer. Yeah
Yeah
Finger trick
Oh, I would say 38 I thought it was 38 that's very nice
Let me see average he doesn't even know
It's not 36
That's not it's longer than nine months. So this is 40
No, it's 39
Wow, you're a nurse. So I trust you
Yeah, I trust I trust the internet actually case. I trust that you said 36
Casey didn't know it either. So he has to take a hit too. You go first
No, I said 30 die that was the right answer, I don't know he's saying 40 man
Oh, there you go. Oh, there you go. See now I can do it now. I can do it
I'm conditioned at this point. I can do it. Fuck me
Ali back your own for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars 250 000
I'm not doing too hot this episode
I you guys asked me really good questions to fuck me up when i'm high
I honestly got to give you credit there like every time I play back these episodes
I don't even remember half the questions being asked because that's why I am
And i'm always just like fuck i'd get most of these you ask good questions for a high person and look like a clown though
Dan go ahead
nicotine
The name comes from the ambassador to which country
All right, so this is gonna be a shot in the dark
hard
france
spain
The united states
Or mexico use lifeline nicotine
Is okay does this dude have a name that kind of sounds like it would
Like he's of the general ethnicity of his population dude, I think I fucked it up
Okay
And hold on a sec. We're gonna we gotta get another one
Okay, what?
Yeah, I fucked it up
None of those even sounded remotely like that would be the country that this dude's from that was just terrible
You can look I would have guessed something like that on your own time
Figure out how nicotine got its name. I just I fucked it up casey. You got this one. I didn't I didn't have one
All right, all right
All right, your questions are typically easier
I don't like dance questions. I've been fucking hard. I don't even know the answer to those questions
He's asking you like fucking random shit
Yeah, but like that last one about the iss I probably should have got that one
I should have known that that's gonna be one that i'll beat myself up for when sober me listens to it
For sure. I know
I'm fucking space nerd. I know that
I'm back. All right
For 250 000
Dollars
What is the second element on the periodic table
A hydrogen b helium c oxygen d nitrogen
My options again
A hydrogen b helium c oxygen d nitrogen
I feel like it has to be like more or less in the order of what's more abundant
And obviously in our air, it's fucking uh
Primarily oxygen and hydrogen
Actually oxygen is only like what like fucking 12 percent 19 percent or whatever the fuck it is
I know it's primarily hydrogen, but fuck so
My thought process could be completely incorrect there
But I feel like it's got to be about like what's more prevalent and hydrogen. I feel like we know it's carbon
No carbon one thing. No
Not an answer. I was theorizing of what was first, but no
Yeah
Could be fucking healing because the periodic table bro
What's in the upper left hand corner? Dude? I didn't we in my classes. I never had to fucking like memorize that or anything
like
Use lifeline, bro
Ah, man use lifeline you got s phone a friend and get double dip
Let's double dip again pick two answers
All right, we're gonna double dip with hydrogen and oxygen and what's your first answer hydrogen
All right, i'm gonna go wait hold up there's now my remaining answers are oxygen nitrogen nitrogen
The helium nitrogen
I feel like it's got to be either oxygen or helium
I feel like it's I don't know is oxygen up there though
I don't know man. He might be hanging out
with the other fucking homeboys
I can tell you that hydrogen was the first
We're gonna guess oxygen
And if it's helium i'll i'll kick myself in the pants but
But
See you helium
I was a nitrogen fuck
Now
Now i'm not even mad because i'm taking guesses and honestly i'm proud of my thought process for getting me that far
I'm proud of you aliexac
Because I really had no fucking clue. I have no fucking clue on most of these
But i'm actually coming up with more profound thought processes than I your high mind your thought processes
Fucking awesome, bro. Let's fucking go
Dan's last question for uh, 500 000
Which of these european union countries does not use the euro as its currency, oh I like that one a poland
Poland b denmark
c sweden
Or d all the above what?
Wait read the answers again a poland
B denmark
c sweden
Or d all of the above
If you threw england in there I would uh
I have no fucking idea besides seeing the answer I wouldn't have known
You got one lifeline left
Fuck don juan no you can phone any friend you can phone tyler
Don juan is the one who asked this question indirectly i'm angry that he did
I say because in fucking norway it's called like kromer or some shit
It's some like weird unit of fucking currency. Thank you for letting me know that wasn't one of the options
I know it wasn't and that's why i'm irritated
Because if norway was on there, I would have jumped at it but fucking sweden is right next to norway
And I don't fucking know if they use euros
You know, he's found a friend
I know I can but I don't like doing it
Fucking call tyler and he'll give me the wrong answer
Just be pissed off at him. He's the only one i'd call right now
And I know he won't be he'll act confident and then act surprised when I get it wrong. So
I'm not gonna call him on this one. I don't think he'd know this
Call don juan I know I could but I still got the million dollar question coming up man
You wanna know what we haven't heard those all of the above things going around all too often
So we're gonna go with that answer. That's my high thought processes that I haven't heard all the above
So we're gonna go with d unless fucking dan really just couldn't come up with a fourth option
Final answer don't do your taxes when you're high
All right, I don't know what influence this was down my answer but we're still gonna go with d
If you really threw that in there fuck me over i'm gonna be upset
Oh my god
My thigh my high thought process worked off there. I was just trying to stress you out
Well, you did i'm glad I stuck with my guy. You're trying to stress him out now. Lollipack's going for a million dollars
Even though I already am like
Literally like 50 percent of the answer is correct at this point
This was actually once a millionaire. I would be fucking at home. You just would be beating you up. All right, let's play
A million dollars lmao
One million smackeroos i'm back who was the third president of the united states
Not doing it a george washington b john adams c thomas jefferson d andrew jackson
Fuck it d just go d andrew jackson
Go fuck yourself
I
Fought a friend ali back. No fucking all right jefferson fucking jefferson just fucking no
I'm not you're not getting what you want out of this
Fuck you and your fucking president questions in your goddamn early american history
You know, I don't know it and i'm not gonna go home and study it just so I can do this shit either
So no, I will not be grabbing my fucking middle school textbook fucking
Take your pick i'll fucking flip a coin here
That won't work call a friend. No
No
No, fuck a friend. Fuck a friend. What are my options again?
I'm taking a shot in the george washington b john adams c thomas jefferson d andrew jackson c
I don't even remember what his name was already. It's already gone for me. I'm going with c
Thomas jefferson, I guess so
Sure
you
Fucking retard
Boom, baby
Get fucked
Fuck this game. Yeah, what a fucking million dollars with the early american history
I already can't even what did I guess jefferson? Yeah. Oh good good for him
Man, is that guy is that the same fucker on the two dollar bill? Is that frankie boy?
No, it's the same fucker you could ask literally man
I'm telling you right now if you asked every single question you asked on this podcast to me next week
I'd probably still get most of them wrong
I don't remember because you'd still be hot
Fucking
Back I fucking hate the show
Fucking podcast who wants to be a millionaire?
I want an all-expenses page right to fucking sober up on your couch for the next two hours and then drive home
That's what I want
Turn the music down
jesus
Oh my god, yeah, I get so i'm gonna fucking bring my
I don't know bring my of age cousin
On the show
We'll butcher him. Would he be better at millionaire? Oh fuck no
Oh fuck. No, he's the smartest kid. I know when it comes to book smarts, but when it comes to
So actually, I don't know he might be able to pull some questions out of his ass
Yeah, because he's one of those people he's like the opposite of me. He's got the book smarts, but common sense just is not
He don't have a whole lot of that
I love you cam. You're a great guy, but fuck
Oh, yeah, sorry forgot
I'm gonna say you kind of drifted off there for a little bit. It's on facebook
Like buddy, we don't need another question. I don't know if you're looking at opera. What?
Oh my god, that was great. All right. Well, it's good never disappoints
Well, i'm glad you guys are having fun
Well, uh, we'll wrap this one up
Yes, we will that was some good bonus content good bonus content
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Oh, we're gonna get some viewers with these fucking ads, bro. Wait, what was the do we actually have ads?
No, we don't we got a commercial. Yeah, but is it it's not playing anywhere
It will be oh really whereabouts
Oh really whereabouts on uh, like spotify
itunes
Apple music how much did you have to pay for that? It's like it's like 18 to run an ad
So i'm just gonna try one
Oh god, you can't actually get a following i'll be scared. Jesus christ. I know right. I'm actually kind of scary. What are you doing?
Are you calling
I was just I was just seeing if I could make like a bleeping noise with my phone. Yeah
Our greatest uh, our greatest condolences to uh, jerry springer rest in peace my friend
Yeah
Your condolences to him. Yeah for dying
I don't think he cares about too much right now. He's gone gone too soon jerry rip. Hopefully you're in heaven, but
I don't know and so these be kind yourselves
And each other now you're gonna have to see both parts there
Goodbye
For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
What you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb
Extended episodes
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
Oh, they're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them to the chinese
Somewhere in china, all right in some base what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall
So then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
But if she got hay
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump beep
Nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has
Taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make
Them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're going to be a
You can cut it open. You're going to see blood cuts. No circuitry, but let me tell you their technology
Is absolutely violent which by the way big brother is the overlord
So
George soros is an actual nazi collaborator. Okay, i'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real
Okay, look it up. Look it up
He says that he was doing this shit george soros actually worked with the fucking nazis during the home
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loves
He was having a great fucking time george soros is the fucking devil. Okay, he's not fucking doing this
George soros is fucking he's the actual fucking ringleader for all this
Shit
Fucking get it. Oh, no donald trump the fucking word person out there. Fuck trump. He's not the actual fucking leader. It's george soros. It's bill gates. It's fucking elon musk. It's everyone out there
Just paid off