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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuckin' no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.

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Extended episode. Where the fuck did the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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Where the fuck did we meet? Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Anthropoclesautron, they have dreaded super soldiers.

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I do not acknowledge the ancient pair. I do not acknowledge the ancient pair.

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Welcome to Unquenchable Podcast. 25, 27, 27? Oh, fuck. 474, 421. Yes, yeah, after that one.

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I'm KC, I'm here with Tyler and Ali Mac. And we have a new guest today. My younger kid brother, Eli.

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It's an honor to be here. No, it's not. It's not really. We'll angle that more like there. How close do you want it to my mouth?

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Dude, that's how close you got to get, man. I'm so sad Jerry died. Yeah, so we were greeted with some awful news this morning of Jerry Springer, of the Jerry Springer show fame.

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Passed away last night. It's a big inspiration for us. Absolutely. So we're going to take a moment of our time to ring the bell three times in Jerry's honor.

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What if Jerry is summoned in our basement? Yeah, we'll summon the ghost of Jerry Springer. All right.

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Gentlemen, a moment of silence. You are taking your time with this. Honor in the life of Jerry. Thank you. Thank you.

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I was going to say the three was probably better. Thank you, gentlemen. You're going to hit me with the bagpipes. Get Jerry a proper sender.

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All right, feed Jerry. Jerry is a big inspiration for me personally in life because he taught me how to fight. I can't have my hat on for this.

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How to argue and how to be kind at the end of the day, how to be kind to yourself and each other and also how to egg people on and make them rip each other, rip each other's leaves off and profit off of said something.

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Whether it be staged or not, we love you, Jerry Springer. RIP Jerry. RIP Jerry.

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All right. I'm talking about the podcast. What we got? Ali Vak, your truck broke down on the way here.

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I'd rather not talk about that. It's going to send me back a couple grand probably. I'm not exactly real happy that happened.

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I am going to get rid of that thing as soon as I can. I will say the funny topic is that I'm paying my dad to let me borrow his backup car, which is a Toyota Prius.

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I'm going from a lifted V8 Hemi to a Toyota Prius with 250,000 miles on it. That thing has been a quarter of a mil at this point.

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I'm not sure if I trust this one with my life any better than the truck. At least the truck was going to win whatever accident it was in.

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Actually, except the Big Mac truck. Oh, yeah. I mean, obviously. There's always a bigger fish. There's always a bigger fish.

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I'm bigger than most of them in that thing.

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So as tradition, we're going to have our lovely guest, Eli, take a hit of our smelling salts.

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I never agreed to this. Doesn't matter. So probably do the other one. No, he already did that. That was brutal.

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I'm not going to like that one. Don't. Tyler, why don't you try it first? Oh, my God. It's in the air.

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Ah, it's in the air. Don't sniff it too hard or you'll. Oh, fuck. It's in the air. Okay. Just take one.

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Oh, my God. It's going to kill me. Just take one smaller one. Tyler, why don't we pass it around the table this way first?

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Okay. And let him have the decision. You go first.

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Oh, no, I don't like this tradition. I don't like it. I never agreed to this. I just kind of see you.

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I never agreed to this either. I guess. Welcome. Tyler didn't have that bad of a reaction to it this time.

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Yeah, I've done it enough times. I'm starting to.

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Oh, Jesus. I don't think you sniffed Tyler. No, I did. Oh, that hurt. Get it off a little bit higher.

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Oh, I think you're good with that. Yeah, I think you're good with that. This is mustard gas. Oh, that's what I said.

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So once again, I'm going to read the back of this just because everybody did it. The atomic Rhino promise.

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We stand by our product 100 percent. If you do not get the effect which warranted the name atomic Rhino, we will give you a full refund and an apology.

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Instructions. Your atomic Rhino is ready. Do not add water. Do not add shake. Do not please.

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Please use extreme caution. How long you think that shit will stay good for? I don't know.

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Not as strong as last time. Do not do not open in confined spaces. This means no cars. We cannot stress this.

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Now, somebody did something in a car for them to put that on. It didn't end well for them. It's not like Rhino.

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Whether they were driving ran off atomic Rhino.

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Red line is extremely strong. I'm going to face unless you're ready to feel the horn.

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I'm literally going to say that that's why I crashed my truck. I didn't crash my truck. The brakes blew on it.

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The atomic Rhino is still to blame. My legs spasm so hard on my brake pad. Just fucked everything.

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Welcome to HorseCom.com. Mike Pence is testifying against Donald Trump on January 6th. What a pussy.

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They've really become enemies. Bro, you weren't always a Trump supporter. I never was a Trump supporter.

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Then why are you defending him? I just think that people who betray people are assholes.

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It depends on the context. Hey, you're the one that likes Napoleon here, chief.

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What does that do with anything? Let's talk about that. Napoleon was good for a while.

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Let's talk about this. My brother here wants to be the president one day. Just letting you know.

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I don't know what party he's going to run under. Independent. Socialist party?

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God no. Don't fucking start with your bullshit already. His role models. Let's tell you.

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Let's let you talk about this. I don't think that's the best idea. What can we do to make him uncomfortable?

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What are your role models? A publication or a podcast? Both. My brother, Eli, his main role models are Napoleon and Alexander the Great.

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Can you give me a quick explanation on why those two people are your role models?

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They're ambitious. You can't deny that. They're ambitious people. They got a lot of land at the end of the day.

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They did. How they got the land is not important. The only thing that's important is they got the land at the end of the day.

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How'd they get the land Eli? They got the bread. What can I say? Hitler was also ambitious.

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Hitler was also ambitious. So was Stalin. Yep. Mussolini. Mussolini. Pol Pot. Barack Obama with his bombing of the Palestinians.

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Yeah, he definitely did that. Carpet bombing civilizations out of existence. Yeah. Kim Jong Un was also ambitious.

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No, he's not really ambitious. He's just fat. Yeah. There's a level of ambition there though.

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Level of ambition to be fucking more at the Twinkie line. Fair enough. Fair enough. Biden is a fucking corpse that's a puppet.

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Some of the stuff, and I'm not going to say I buy into it, but he just does look astronomically different from himself sometimes.

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Yeah, absolutely. It kind of looks like they might be using a body double. That sounds fucking crazy, but I mean sometimes they show it.

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There's fucking memes about it. They'll be like, oh, they brought the clone out again. It's like, oh, fuck, that does not look like Biden.

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I was looking at something here the other day. I was going through the old episodes of the podcast and one episode, the Insurrection Intervention, where we screamed at each other.

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We had a bear on it that said COVID-19 information or something like that. You ever see those on Spotify?

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That's how you know you're a good podcast is you get that warning on it.

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You mentioned COVID or coronavirus, then you get flagged with that misinformation thing. Even if you don't have misinformation.

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That's awesome. We're flagged. That episode is flagged.

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It's a badge of honor, really. Oh yeah, absolutely. I think that's taking away our freedom of speech.

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Absolutely. Since we have you as a guest, what are your theories on cryptids and spooky individuals?

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I haven't really thought about it that much. I don't really pay attention to them that much. That's more of your thing. You have posters all over your room and you do research for hours in your room.

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I might have a severe addiction to cryptids, honestly.

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I might have a poster board with pins in it with a string attached to each one connecting them.

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A crippling addiction to solving.

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What is even a cryptid again?

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A cryptid is a fucking animal. It's like a Bigfoot type. A rake or a Slender Man type. Good job, buddy.

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Thank you. Appreciate it.

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So you're into cryptids. You like cryptids. If you saw a cryptid right now, you'd be happy.

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I would be very happy, yes.

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Is that a reason to cheer? I think in most cases it's a really big problem that's there.

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Bigfoot, what do we think? Real or not?

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No. Not real.

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What do you think, Casey? No?

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Could be.

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I think that we had a Bigfoot genocide at one point.

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Here goes Tyler again.

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I played Red Dead 1 too.

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Sasquatch is like there's a planet of Bigfoots like Chewbacca.

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Are you saying that there is a planet of the apes?

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Or it could be a prior race that used to rule the earth.

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And then we fucking hunted them into extinction?

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Do you want to think about that?

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I feel like there would probably be some of those.

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Actually, it would kind of make sense because we're technically Neanderthals, and Neanderthals were more ape-like than us.

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No, we're homo sapiens.

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No, I thought Neanderthals were us.

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There's like a tiny, tiny bit of Neanderthal in some people, I think.

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Because they cross-bred.

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So I think that there are some surviving Neanderthals that ended up becoming Bigfeet.

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If I said that on fucking who wants to be a millionaire, you would have flamed me.

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I'm just saying.

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You thought we were fucking Neanderthals.

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Oh, but there was probably a species, an intelligent species that used to rule the earth before humans.

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And they got wiped out by some kind of nuclear event.

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Or maybe they just... history keeps repeating itself.

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Did you ever see the fossils with fucking microchips in them?

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No, but I bet they have those.

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Yeah, I watched a video on that and I looked into it.

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And there's some fossils that they have in the Smithsonian.

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You know how they look under microscopes and shit at fossils?

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And they have things that look like modern-day microchips inside the dinosaurs' bodies.

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Oh, shit.

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Do you think dinosaurs were intelligent?

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I think that dinosaurs weren't intelligent, but I do think that there's more to dinosaurs that we don't really know about.

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And also, there is a theory that dinosaurs did not completely go away until well after humans were around.

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There's theories that the way that the pyramids were built is because of dinosaurs.

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Well, do you believe in dinosaurs?

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Because I thought, according to you, the earth was 2,000 years old.

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That's not what I fucking believe in.

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No, no, explain this.

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No, because he said...

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He says, because I'm a Catholic, that I have to believe that the world's only 2,000 years old, which isn't the correct thing.

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Eli is just as devout Catholic as I am, so I got a backup on that.

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I got a backup today.

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Did you just fucking do this with your hands?

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You're like, oh boy.

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Did you know that they recently just found out that T-Rexes had, well, had lips?

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Like dick sucking lips?

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I don't know to the extent in which they had lips, but they didn't look like what we thought they did.

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I mean, if you look at a fucking hippopotamus skull, you'd make it look like an insane, creepy predator.

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But then if you look at a hippo, it's just like, eh.

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Look up, hey Jamie, look up a hippopotamus skull.

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Fucking Jamie. We need a Jamie. We gotta hire somebody.

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We gotta hire Jamie.

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Hippopotamus skull?

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Yeah, hippopotamus skull.

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How do you spell hippo fuckopotamus?

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I wanna hippopotamus for Christmas.

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That is the shittiest song.

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I hate that song. I get angry.

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I have a spare TV if you could mirror it to it, and we could actually hook it up and actually see what's on the thing.

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So I'm looking at a hippopotamus skull.

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Dude, they're crazy looking, aren't they?

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That is a little spooky.

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I used to, in A&P and human biology in college, I used to look at real human skulls.

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That's fucking hardcore.

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And fucking Neanderthal skulls and shit.

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But yeah, if you just looked at the skull of a hippopotamus, you'd be like, that's not what a hippo looks like.

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And after that, look up an otter skull.

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Because if you look up an otter skull, you'd be like, that's not what otters look like.

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I mean, I feel like that's what a hippo would look like.

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I mean, it is kind of creepy.

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No, but if you did not know what a hippo looked like and you just found the skull, you would not think that looks like what a hippo looks like.

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If you were the first one to find a fucking dinosaur skull, you'd just stumble upon it.

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You'd be like, what the fuck is that?

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Is that a demon? Is that a dragon?

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Fucking rabbit skulls are scary.

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Dude, otter skulls are creepy, man.

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No, that's a rabbit.

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Oh yeah, they look fucking scary, man.

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But according to you, then when did God create the earth?

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God created the earth at the beginning of time.

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How many years ago was that?

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I think that the seven days is metaphorical, and I think that it seven days to God could be millions of years to us.

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What?

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Because God exists out of time and space, just outside of it completely, so it would be like interesting.

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It's like an interesting thought process to think that maybe seven days to God is like seven million years to us.

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Yeah, but the earth wasn't created when the universe was created.

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No, but like the whole thing with the Big Bang, no one knows how the Big Bang happened.

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What if the Big Bang was actually God creating everything?

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Because that's what I believe.

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But then he wouldn't be able to create the earth because then it would have happened on its own.

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No, because in his fucking, if you're omnipresent, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

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He controls all living things and matter.

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He doesn't control us. That's what free will is.

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So we have free will opposite of God.

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We have free will given to us by God, and with that free will, you can defy God with that free will, but he won't take that away from you.

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You can make mistakes, but it's like when people are like, oh, this happened.

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It's just like, how did this happen?

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It's like because other people have free will.

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Like a lot of the bad things that happen to you is because other people have free will and they use that free will to be an asshole.

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So why doesn't God stop them?

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Because free will is one of our greatest gifts that we were ever given.

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And to take that away, because if God was in the clouds looking at you the entire time, would you ever jerk off again?

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Like if you just looked up in the sky and saw guys like, hello, Casey, how are you doing today?

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And I go, hey, God, you think ghosts are real.

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So aren't they always watching you?

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I don't care if a ghost watched me jerk off.

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What is it like a like a guy?

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More power to him, I guess.

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What if the ghost of Jerry Springer comes and watches?

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And he just starts going, Jerry, Jerry.

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Jerry's like just getting comfortable in his new digs right now.

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He's like, who the fuck is talking about me right now?

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He's a spy's in and there you got Tyler fucking.

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He joins the podcast.

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Jerry joined the podcast as a ghost.

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So so actually this we need a spirit box.

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We're going to have Jerry joining us by way of spirit box.

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So this was this was kind of funny.

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Our me and Eli's grandfather just died.

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But we got a phone call because my mom's down there at his house, like taking care,

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like just like figuring out like the funeral arrangements and stuff.

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But we got a phone call from his house and it said his name on the unlike the caller ID.

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And my first thought was, oh, my ghost grandfather's calling me.

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Yes, yes.

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It's like, but then like my girlfriend goes, Papa, my my girlfriend goes,

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your first thought was that your ghost grandfather was calling you and you didn't react with horror.

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And I'm like, yeah.

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Well, who's to say he'd be he'd be bad in that instance?

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No, I like I there's haven't you heard like the stories of like people getting called by people who died?

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Like, like I've seen like actual like things and like they had phone records of like a guy was in a car accident

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and like two hours later, a person got a phone call from them, but they were already dead for two hours.

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But what if your grandparents are just like six folks and they just record voicemails before they die?

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That would be funny.

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It like allows for time for a response.

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Like fucking a jigsaw.

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Are you telling me that guy like recorded three movies worth of tapes before he died?

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Yeah, all that would happen within like three years and like exactly to what he expected like to a tea.

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He's like welcome to here.

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You're going to have to stick a penis in your penis.

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The only way to get out of here is the sound.

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Yeah, a passage voice messages from the dead.

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So I listened to a podcast called What Say You podcast.

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They were talking about that, how that idea where you like buy this little device that your dead grandparent records their voice into.

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And so sorry, I died like a little music box is every every time you open it, it's like, help me.

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Because we had the they have like like the stuffed animals that like can like record voices on it and stuff.

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And like there's people that like had like that recorded like from like their their dead grandfather, dead grandmother and like they just keep pressing it.

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And like I think that's even creepier.

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Like if you have like a like a stuffed animal that like just has your your dead grandparents voice on it and you keep pressing the button and it's going, I love you.

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Click.

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I love you. Click.

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Like your dystopian future.

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No. Yeah, that's like real creepy.

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But like you just bring your fucking grandparents back alive.

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I I I think you take them.

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But the thing is, like celebrities won't die anymore because they'll just make fucking AI.

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They had an AI Jerry. Yeah, do they? No, they absolutely have an AI Jerry.

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One day one day celebrities won't die anymore.

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They'll just be converted into AI.

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I don't think that's a good way to go.

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I think that's real bad shit.

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Even us, even you can pay.

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You know how they have like cryogenic preservation?

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Yeah, like Walt Disney.

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Yeah, you can probably pay one day to have your fucking memories downloaded and then you can pay.

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Memories downloaded and have your body become an AI that fuck that.

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You want to happen to Ted Williams?

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Frozen. Yeah.

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Frozen brain.

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That's another thing that they're talking about.

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The fucking employees that worked for this fault that were preserving his head and brain like did they fuck his head?

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No, they like use like golf clubs and shit and just beat the fuck out of it.

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They're like, hey, let's take Ted Williams head out and let's hit it for nine in here.

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I thought they were trying to move his body and his head just fell off because they didn't do it right.

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No, it was more negligent than that.

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That was another thing they were talking about.

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But like what's the science behind like cryogenically freezing somebody?

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Well, it's that we don't have the technology to cure some diseases now.

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So in the future, we'll be able to unfreeze people because they can't.

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But like if you're frozen and you're already dead, then you're already dead.

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So yeah, even right now they can't unfreeze people, but they're hoping in the future that they'll develop the technology.

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But you'd have to like bring them back to life, back to life.

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Yeah. And then you have to like treat their disease or whatever they died from.

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So are these people getting cryogenically frozen when they're alive or are they already dead?

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No, it's when they're like on life support.

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So they're still like they're cryogenically frozen when they're on their deathbed, but they're not actually dead?

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No, no, no. It's after they're declared dead.

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Then they put them on life support when their brain function has stopped.

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So if your brain function stops, then isn't that that's dead?

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Yeah, you're gone.

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No, not when their heart stops.

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So if you still have medically dead.

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You have brain activity, but you don't have a heartbeat.

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Yeah, they've tested.

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I looked into that one day because I was like, could you essentially keep like if you were to just pump blood in there.

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So I mean, to be able to keep just the brain alive.

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There is some studies that show that that might be possible, but it's just nothing we've really because like in because that's so barbaric.

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Yeah, we don't know what is going on inside that.

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You could be freaking the fuck out.

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Oh, my God. Why are they not letting me? What the fuck is this?

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I can't see.

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Yeah, fuck. Yeah, just be like, just imagine being alive and conscious the whole time you're in that fucking thing.

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Come back insane.

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So now, so now let me let me give the take on Ted Williams.

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So a former a former employee states in a book Frozen, my journey into the world of cryonics, deception and death that he watched in Alcor official.

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The Alcor, I think, is the company that does this swing a monkey wrench at Williams frozen severed head to try to remove a tunic can stuck to it.

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The first swing accidentally struck the head.

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Johnson contends and the second knocked the tunic can loose.

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So how the fuck did the tunic can get there?

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Like that has to happen over a good period of time for it to be stuck that you need to take a swing with a monkey wrench to get that fucker off.

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Like that's do they just like keep their like do they keep their lunch?

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How does it can get in there?

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You cryogenically freezing it like do you have like a tunic can like do you have like, does he like, oh, I'm going to take that as my dinner and fucking 300 years like what?

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Why? Why is that in the freezer? Or is it kind of like the thing where you're just like, is it like, is it like, oh, this is where we keep our fucking lunch for something a little bit more fucking gentle than taking the fucking monkey wrench.

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Like chisel it out.

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Like, no, just take a wrench and just go makes that decision.

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All right, guys, we're going to use the monkey wrench today.

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Yeah, so actually they're talking about all that Ted Williams stuff on this podcast I listened to and they're like, if you are so Ted Williams had came back to life and it was so on a girl that had to look at Ted out of the Ted body.

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Would you still fuck her?

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No, what if she had a bag over?

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It's still a fucking head that got sewn on to a body.

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How the fuck am I?

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I don't even know who Ted Williams is.

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He's a fucking Hall of Fame baseball player.

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Play on the fucking they used to play on the Red Sox like a little while after Babe Ruth did to give you a time period.

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It's like the 40s, I think.

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Yeah, 40s and 50s.

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So that'd be like putting like fucking served in.

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Yeah, he served in the World War.

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So I'd be like putting on like Vince Lombardi's head in fucking.

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Do you ever see Lenin's body?

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Dude, it's fucking weird.

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It's on display in Red Square, right?

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Yeah.

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So it's preserved.

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Eli wants to talk about World War III because he's a real big proponent of history and modern day politics.

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I want to go see Lenin's body.

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It's like pee on the body or something.

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No, he's a fucking full on socialist.

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He would like fucking fuck the body.

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I think it would be a little dangerous there while they're not fighting in Russia, but in Moscow.

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Bro, if you fucking fought in the military and you got to Moscow, would you shoot the body of Lenin?

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No.

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I would.

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He would come on it.

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I'm a socialist, bro.

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That is fucking weird.

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What, Lenin?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, you've never seen that before?

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What the fuck?

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What the fuck?

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Somebody made a cake.

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Did somebody, like, whatever happened to Stalin?

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Like, I don't remember.

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He had a seizure, like some medical thing, and none of the doctors were too afraid to save his life.

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Oh yeah, right.

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Yeah, the doctors were too afraid to work on him.

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He executed all the other doctors that tried to help him.

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So they're like, yeah, we've got nothing to do with that.

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They let him die.

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So crazy.

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So Eli, what's a random historical fact that you think we'd find interesting that you know?

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A random fact?

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Like, just something that you think could kick off a topic.

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Like, what's a historical thing that you find interesting that you think could kick off a topic?

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Oh, OK.

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So you know the Challenger disaster, right?

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I do know the Challenger disaster.

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So during the teachers in space, like, that was like the program they were doing.

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On the Challenger, they wanted to have, like, the teacher, right?

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And they wanted to also put Big Bird on the Challenger.

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What's the big, the big, the Sesame Street?

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Yes, the Sesame Street Big Bird.

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Yes, they wanted to put Big Bird on the Challenger.

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So I'm just imagining the Challenger going up, and all the kids going, yay, Big Bird!

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And then Big Bird explodes!

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And it just blows into a million pieces.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah, thank fucking god.

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The only reason they didn't, because the costume was too big.

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They were literally about to put him on, and they were like, oh, it doesn't fit.

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And they just, like, didn't put it on.

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And then, dude, just imagine Big Bird, like, flaming body going down.

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Can you imagine just being Big Bird on the ground, just being like, oh wow, that would have been real bad.

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Like, holy shit.

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Just imagine the fucking funeral for Big Bird on fucking Sesame Street.

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Yeah, how would they handle that?

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Like, if that was, like, live broadcasted, how do you think it could?

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It was broadcasted, like, millions of kids, like, all around the country.

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Oh my god.

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So they've been, like, transmitting radio messages into space for years.

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We've gotten contact back a few times.

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No, from who?

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We don't know.

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No, there's the, not the Bloop, there was the Wow signal.

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Yeah, the Bloop is underwater.

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Yeah, the Wow signal got debunked a while ago, though.

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Why? Because it was, like, bouncing, it was, like, our signal bouncing off the planet.

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It was some sort of radiation or something.

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I can't remember exactly, but they debunked it.

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Let's talk about the Bloop, though.

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The Bloop's fucking scary.

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The Bloop, I think they also debunked, unfortunately, as, like, a tectonic plate shift.

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But they said it.

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Oh, no, no, it was a fucking, it was a glacier.

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It was a huge fucking glacier in Antarctica.

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Can you pull up the Bloop sound real quick on YouTube, so we can listen to it?

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The what?

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The Bloop, you never...

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Yeah, it'll pull up if you can pipe that in.

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The Bloop sound.

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Yeah.

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It was this, it wasn't the entire way around the world, but...

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It was like an ultrasound.

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Yeah.

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This was picked up on, like, a ton of different microphones all throughout.

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I think it's the Pacific, right?

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It was the Atlantic, I think.

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It's not just, like, a submarine or a whale?

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No, it was picked up on, like, other sides of the ocean.

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So that, like, that sound right there, it sounds, like, super quiet.

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But in order for that sound to reach all those microphones,

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they said it would have to be a biological organism

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that was, like, three times bigger than, like, a blue whale,

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or, like, ten times bigger than a blue whale or something like that.

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But there's biblical stories of the Leviathan living under the ocean.

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The Leviathan.

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Yeah, that's actually, like, people think, like, the Leviathan is, like,

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a myth from, like, like, medieval times, like, like, sailors and stuff.

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Leviathan is actually a biblical, like, story.

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But it was a monster that lived under the ocean.

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It was a demon, like, that was, like, underneath the ocean.

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It sounds like a cryptid.

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It's, like, it's supposed to be, like, a dragon that lives under the ocean.

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That's huge.

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Hmm.

426
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Down in the trenches, bro.

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Yeah, bro.

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Did you ever, um...

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Creepy.

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Did you ever hear the Russian hellhole?

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No.

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Oh, that super low...

433
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,000
I mean, like, they dug super...

434
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:02,000
It was audible where it fucking...

435
00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,000
Yeah.

436
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Oh, yes.

437
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:11,000
So the NOAA debunked it as, um, as a being, as it originating from a glacial movement.

438
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:15,000
The sound was heard from 5,000 kilometers away.

439
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:19,000
Not even a blue whale is large enough to croon this loud.

440
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000
To croon.

441
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,000
Can you imagine that fucking whale's just down there at the bottom of the ocean?

442
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,000
Look up the Russian hellhole.

443
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,000
I'm gonna go as loud as I can.

444
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,000
Look up...

445
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,000
Yeah, look up Russian hellhole sound.

446
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,000
Because that's creepy, but I think that one's been debunked, too.

447
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,000
Yeah, that one I'm pretty sure is almost like creepypasta level.

448
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000
But like, it sounds scary.

449
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,000
It definitely does sound scary.

450
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000
The hole is real.

451
00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000
Yeah.

452
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000
But, like, I don't think there's any...

453
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000
Hole to hell?

454
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000
Is this it?

455
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,000
Does it have the sound in it?

456
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000
Screams record at the bottom of the deepest borehole.

457
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000
Yeah, they're bumping.

458
00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000
They're gonna rave down there.

459
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,000
Jeez.

460
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000
Which shares borders with Norway and Finland.

461
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,000
What the fuck?

462
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,000
The project of the L, or the...

463
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,000
Just do the sound.

464
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,000
Koala super deep borehole Russia hell sound.

465
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000
And then a devil emoji.

466
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000
And then a devil emoji.

467
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000
Laughter.

468
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:22,000
Sound of a ship.

469
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,000
What?

470
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Yeah, I'm not buying that.

471
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
No.

472
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000
It's very silly.

473
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000
Oh, no, it's Starkman.

474
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:33,000
Yeah, I'm really not buying that.

475
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:38,000
I just thought it was like an interesting, like, story.

476
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:42,000
It actually came from a 1972 movie called Baron Blood.

477
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Baron Blood?

478
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,000
I was gonna say it's genuine screaming, but...

479
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,000
It sounds spooky.

480
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000
Hell would kinda suck.

481
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000
Just a bunch of people just fucking wailing.

482
00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Yeah, that's where you guys are going.

483
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000
Yeah, I'll see you there, Ali-Mac.

484
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
I just don't understand how...

485
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,000
How will children of Heaven Palace...

486
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000
Dude, my Heaven Palace in Terraria is fucking sick.

487
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:10,000
So I'm just saying I believe that if there is a god, which I'm indeterminate on,

488
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:16,000
that I don't think I would be punished for being a good person the entire time I'm here,

489
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:20,000
realizing, oh, yes, this may be god, but I'm not going to worship him

490
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000
because there's so many other options he created,

491
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000
because he fucking made us all here.

492
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,000
Why would you make it so confusing to find the right religion?

493
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:33,000
Like, why would I be penalized because I don't accept him as my one true lord and savior

494
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000
when there's a million of them out there?

495
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000
I think that's pretty fucking...

496
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:42,000
Well, there's been billions of people on Earth that have lived that were not Christians.

497
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,000
I know, and that's what I'm saying.

498
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000
Like, why...

499
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:48,000
And they all say the same thing.

500
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:50,000
If you don't believe in us, you're going to hell.

501
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
That's what they say in Islam, too.

502
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000
Well, I drew a picture of Muhammad once, so I'm probably...

503
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000
Oh, Jesus.

504
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,000
I'm probably canceled in their religion.

505
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000
That's like a really bad thing, right?

506
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000
Yeah, you can't...

507
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,000
It's like smashing a crucifix, I guess.

508
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,000
Did they do that on South Park?

509
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,000
Yeah, they did, and they got in huge trouble.

510
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:14,000
They had terrorists actually trying to blow up the Comedy Central building in New York City.

511
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,000
They had a car bomb in front...

512
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Like, that's not a joke.

513
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,000
They had a car bomb in front of the Comedy Central building

514
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000
because they drew a picture of Muhammad.

515
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:25,000
I probably shouldn't have had a hand-drawn picture of Muhammad as the title.

516
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,000
Yeah.

517
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000
It's the final picture.

518
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:30,000
Because that's what you're saying.

519
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000
It's our official profile picture.

520
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,000
It's just a stick figure with the thing that says Muhammad.

521
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000
No, this isn't the Muhammad. This is just Muhammad.

522
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,000
This is just a Muhammad.

523
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:42,000
Yeah, my friend Muhammad from down the street.

524
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000
But like, I never got that.

525
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,000
Like, why is drawing a picture of Muhammad like a bad thing?

526
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,000
It's too holy.

527
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000
But like, I could draw a picture of Jesus.

528
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000
Like, I drew pictures of Jesus when I was a kid.

529
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:58,000
You're starting to see why religions contradict one another.

530
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:01,000
No, no, no, no. I know Muslims are not like...

531
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:02,000
So they don't have any faith in Muhammad?

532
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000
Like, I don't agree with Muslims at all on anything.

533
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:09,000
I also don't think Jesus looks anything like what we make him look like.

534
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000
So, that's the thing.

535
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:14,000
And I get, a lot of it's like interpretation and it's just an image.

536
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,000
So, they have...

537
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:21,000
Every single culture that is like Christian has their own picture of Jesus.

538
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
Like, did you ever see the Korean Jesus?

539
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,000
It's fucking hilarious.

540
00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:26,000
Oh, exactly.

541
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,000
He's huge. He's fucking huge.

542
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000
And he has... He looks like an Asian.

543
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:35,000
But he's on the cross and his arms are like the size of fucking boulders.

544
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,000
Like, he looks like he'd break the cross part.

545
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Have you guys ever seen pictures of biblically accurate angels?

546
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:43,000
Yeah.

547
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:46,000
I was actually thinking about getting tattooed on my arm, biblically accurate angels.

548
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,000
Yeah, they're...

549
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,000
And they're like...

550
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,000
They're interesting looking.

551
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,000
They're like, be not afraid.

552
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000
Yeah, I know that.

553
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:56,000
Yeah, sure. Don't kill me.

554
00:37:56,000 --> 00:38:00,000
You wake up one day and that's like sitting at the end of your bed and saying, hey, don't be afraid.

555
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,000
Got some weird gyroscope with a million eyes looking at me.

556
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,000
Yeah.

557
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:05,000
With fucking...

558
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000
Korean Jesus.

559
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,000
Holy shit.

560
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000
Dude, we should use that as our fucking picture.

561
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,000
Yeah, you're like...

562
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Yeah, Korean Jesus is fucking awesome.

563
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000
How the fuck did he get put up there?

564
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:17,000
Dude, how many people did it take to get him down?

565
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:23,000
So did I ever talk to you guys about like the crucifixion, how fucking brutal it actually was?

566
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,000
Oh yeah, yeah.

567
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Like, I never... I don't think I actually talked about it on this.

568
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:30,000
Whoa.

569
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,000
You good, bro?

570
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Even these when they're fresh, they're...

571
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000
That's a kick.

572
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:41,000
But Jesus, when he was crucified, he was like tortured by like the NFL players of their day.

573
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:45,000
Like the Roman centurions were like the equivalent of NFL players back in the day.

574
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000
They were huge dudes.

575
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
And like people are like, oh, they were shorter back then.

576
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,000
It's like, but these guys are like the fucking like Navy SEALs of like the Roman army.

577
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,000
And these guys fucking whipped him.

578
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
But they didn't whip him with like the whips that we think of.

579
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,000
They had fucking barbs at the end of them that had spikes.

580
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,000
It was bone.

581
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,000
It was bone, yeah.

582
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:09,000
And they would whip him and they would rip out his muscle out of his back with each whip.

583
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:15,000
So his entire back was just every single time they hit him, they ripped out another piece of muscle out of his back.

584
00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000
They were whipping him, whipping him, whipping him.

585
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000
It was like 40 whips too, I think.

586
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000
Like something like that.

587
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:22,000
Fuck.

588
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:23,000
So they would do that.

589
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:30,000
But then after they did that, which they said like most human beings wouldn't be able to survive that, he had to drag like, what was it?

590
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000
The fucking 80, 85 pound cross or 100?

591
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,000
I think it was heavier.

592
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,000
150 pound cross or something on his back.

593
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:42,000
Down the fucking street to the place that he was going to be crucified while being spit on and continually whipped.

594
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,000
He's walking with the fucking cross on his back.

595
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,000
And then he collapses and they beat him when he's collapsed.

596
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000
So his friend, which one was it?

597
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,000
Simon?

598
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,000
Simon.

599
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000
Simon helped him pick up the cross and put it back on his back.

600
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:56,000
It wasn't really his friend.

601
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:57,000
He was chosen from the crowd, but he still liked it.

602
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:01,000
He ended up being an apostle later when he was, when he resurrected.

603
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Yeah.

604
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,000
Yeah.

605
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,000
And then his fucking mom was like, Jesus Christ, literally.

606
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000
Yes, that's what his mom said.

607
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:15,000
And like he got hung up there and like people, like the imagery is always through his hands.

608
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:21,000
But he is actually, if you feel between the two, the radius and ulna, there's the space.

609
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000
And because they did it so many times, they realized that if they put it in the hands, it would just get ripped through the hand.

610
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,000
But if they put it through the radius and ulna, it would catch on his hand bones.

611
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000
It wouldn't have been the nerves.

612
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000
It would have been through a nerve through it.

613
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000
Yeah, it went right through a nerve.

614
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
So it went right through a nerve.

615
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:40,000
So we did that and his arm was up there and he wasn't able to like move it or anything.

616
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:45,000
Because if he moved it, then he was like, even if he relaxed, he would still be stuck up there.

617
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:50,000
So they actually, and then they nailed both his feet together onto the cross.

618
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:58,000
And the thing that they always said back then was the crucifixion gave you the dance of death where you kind of like arch your back for a little bit.

619
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000
And then you'd use your legs because your diaphragm.

620
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,000
Yeah, your diaphragm would do that.

621
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,000
So they fucked him up real bad.

622
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:17,000
Well, crucifixion, that was, I mean, a lot of, I'm not going to say a lot of people, but that's a, that was a pretty common execution method back then, but it was brutal.

623
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Yeah, it doesn't sound like a, doesn't sound like a good time.

624
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
I wouldn't say I'm for it.

625
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,000
Yeah, I do.

626
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:26,000
I do those smelling salts a couple more times before I do that.

627
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:29,000
Yeah, just a few more times, a handful more times.

628
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Yeah, that's bad, but.

629
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000
Bro, human animal hybrids.

630
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Human animal hybrids.

631
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000
Dude, they have labs.

632
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:40,000
They actually proven that they had labs of human animal hybrids.

633
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,000
John Pork.

634
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Fucking human pig hybrids.

635
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000
John Pork's a real person.

636
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000
I was listening to Alex Jones episode.

637
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Dude, that's so fucking fun.

638
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Yeah.

639
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000
Fucking man.

640
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:56,000
I also love how Joe is just like, what are you talking about?

641
00:41:56,000 --> 00:42:00,000
And he's just like, I got the, I got the, I got the sources.

642
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,000
I got the sources, brother.

643
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,000
Let me show you.

644
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:08,000
He's like, how about I bring this book that's like fucking ten thousand pages long?

645
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000
I got the fucking money.

646
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
I got the fucking money.

647
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
Bravo.

648
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:17,000
So you're pissing me off bro.

649
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,000
How much of the stuff that Alex Jones says?

650
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:24,000
Do you think he actually believes or like how much of the stuff that he says?

651
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000
I think he believes all of it.

652
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Yeah.

653
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:28,000
As for how much of it's true, I feel like.

654
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:31,240
He was talking about, astronomically, he's like, oh yeah, the flat earth, that's fucking

655
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,240
fake.

656
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,000
But he talks about like aliens coming and.

657
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:35,000
No, no, no, no.

658
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,000
He said that there's no actual, there's no aliens up here.

659
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,000
The aliens are down here.

660
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,000
They're interdimensional aliens.

661
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,000
Yeah.

662
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,000
And they're injecting people with intravenous drugs to make them comply.

663
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Yeah, dude.

664
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000
That's what the fucking COVID vaccine was.

665
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Get us canceled again there.

666
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,000
So.

667
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,000
Yeah, the flat earth.

668
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,000
That's fucking stupid.

669
00:42:52,000 --> 00:43:04,000
I believe in all this other crazy shit.

670
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:06,000
The flat earth is stupid.

671
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,000
Hollow earth.

672
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,000
Now that's something.

673
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,000
So what is hollow earth?

674
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Hollow earth is a Gartha.

675
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000
There's actually supposed to be a land in the middle.

676
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,980
It's supposed to be a land in the middle of our earth where the giants and dinosaurs

677
00:43:21,980 --> 00:43:29,560
are the Nephilim AKA human angel babies are inside the fucking middle of the earth.

678
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:30,560
And.

679
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,840
It says this at like serious like family meetings and people are generally.

680
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,400
I believe the Nephilim are real man.

681
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,640
They fucking mother fuckers.

682
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:44,360
The Smithsonian destroyed giant bones because it didn't fucking go with their theory of

683
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,360
evolution.

684
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:51,160
You said I like a family gathering one time and like our aunts and uncles were like, uh,

685
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,840
okay, that's nice.

686
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:53,840
Yeah.

687
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,280
No one wants to hear the truth.

688
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:56,280
That's what it is.

689
00:43:56,280 --> 00:43:57,960
Do you actually believe this stuff?

690
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:58,960
Yes.

691
00:43:58,960 --> 00:43:59,960
Okay.

692
00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:00,960
We too.

693
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:01,960
I mean, of course you do.

694
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:04,240
That's on the podcast, right?

695
00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:07,040
Hey, did you like our commercial?

696
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,040
Anybody hear from our commercial?

697
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,040
If you are.

698
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,040
The commercial.

699
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:12,040
Well, they might be after our publisher.

700
00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:13,040
Yeah.

701
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,040
If you're here from the commercial, welcome.

702
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:15,040
I'm here from the commercial.

703
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:16,040
Oh yeah.

704
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:19,040
I mean, I really commercialize how to come.

705
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,720
Yeah, we got the advertising now.

706
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:22,720
Yeah.

707
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:23,720
We're fucking making it big in Japan.

708
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:30,520
I'm going to target only Japanese with the, so then we can make it big in Japan.

709
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,520
Oh yeah.

710
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:32,520
Yeah.

711
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,520
Yeah.

712
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,520
Like celebrities are there, but they have to know how to speak English.

713
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:38,760
Blink 182 is back again.

714
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:39,760
They're actually touring.

715
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,300
You want to go see them?

716
00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:42,960
The closest one they got is Boston.

717
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,880
Let's go to fucking Boston then.

718
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:49,520
I was looking at it, but the tickets are like fucking $500 a piece.

719
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,400
Oh my God.

720
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,720
Why they just like make this like a profit thing.

721
00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:56,040
Hey, guess what?

722
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,040
You know, rage against the machine.

723
00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,040
Yeah.

724
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:01,520
You know how they're like all anti-capitalist and shit.

725
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:06,000
It's $700 a ticket to go see Rage Against the Machine.

726
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,040
How anti-capitalist is that?

727
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:12,440
Bro, that's like the same reason why Bernie is like a millionaire.

728
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:17,120
Because you can argue against the society, but you still live in a capitalist society.

729
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:18,800
And you can still profit off that.

730
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,080
But their whole thing is being like anti-capitalist.

731
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:25,720
Yeah, but that doesn't mean if you, if I'm anti-capitalist, I'm not just going to throw

732
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,760
away all my money because what would be the point?

733
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,560
That wouldn't, that wouldn't make socialism.

734
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:33,720
But you're charging $700 for a ticket.

735
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:35,120
Yeah, bro.

736
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:40,120
But I fucking, you still live in a society that is run by the capitalists.

737
00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,120
We live in a society.

738
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,920
What do you expect Bernie to do?

739
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,960
Like defer his salary, work for free?

740
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,320
Yeah, burn his house down.

741
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,320
Feel the burn.

742
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,320
Fuck!

743
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:54,400
I'm a fucking socialist and I'm not going to get rid of all this shit.

744
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:57,440
It's like don't talk about revolution shit.

745
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:02,840
If you know, if you're talking, you're all about revolution shit until revolution shit

746
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:03,840
happens.

747
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:04,840
Exactly.

748
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,240
How many times that episode has Tyler clip the mic?

749
00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:08,240
A lot.

750
00:46:08,240 --> 00:46:09,240
Oh, too much.

751
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:10,240
Yeah.

752
00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:12,200
Tyler just gets right in there.

753
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:13,200
Oh, fuck.

754
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:14,200
Oh, fuck my ass.

755
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:21,200
I'm pretty sure anybody who's listening to this has got their ears blown out by Tyler.

756
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:22,200
Multiple times.

757
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,200
Many times.

758
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,200
Too many times.

759
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:25,200
Listen.

760
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:30,560
All right, now it's on to our sponsors, sponsored by horsecum.com.

761
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,280
Everybody go to horsecum.com.

762
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,280
Horsecum.com.

763
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,280
Hello.

764
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:37,280
So fucking Jesus.

765
00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:42,000
So fucking Jerry, I miss him.

766
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,000
I miss Jerry too.

767
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
All right, PJ.

768
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,840
Let's talk about our favorite Jerry moments.

769
00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:47,840
You got any favorite?

770
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:51,760
I don't know how much I can talk about that without keeping the podcast alive here.

771
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,240
I feel like a lot of this stuff is cancelable now.

772
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,240
No, dude, there's-

773
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,600
He got away with that shit for a while.

774
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:58,600
He had some-

775
00:46:58,600 --> 00:46:59,600
Well, I mean-

776
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:00,600
I mean, it's Jerry.

777
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,600
Questionable topics.

778
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:02,600
It is, but that's why he gets away with it.

779
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,600
It's Jerry.

780
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:04,600
It's Jerry.

781
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:05,600
Yeah, yeah.

782
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,600
We can talk about it.

783
00:47:06,600 --> 00:47:07,600
I'm not doing what the fuck was happening.

784
00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,200
That's how fucking iDubbbz was.

785
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:13,360
It was like anybody else dropped an N-bomb, it was a problem, but because all his content

786
00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:14,360
he did it in, it wasn't a problem.

787
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,360
But now iDubbbz is a fucking-

788
00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:16,360
But now it's a problem.

789
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,480
But now iDubbbz is also a fucking bitch.

790
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,200
What about like Filthy Frank?

791
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,840
Filthy Frank got out at the right time.

792
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,400
He doesn't care what people say.

793
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:28,880
He got out at the right time and then he had a fucking second career in his back pocket

794
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:31,520
that made him way more money than the first one did.

795
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:32,520
He was dropping N-bombs.

796
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,760
Oh, no, he dropped everything.

797
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:36,760
Like he was-

798
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:39,560
Max Moffo, they all did it.

799
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:45,600
I feel like Max Moffo and Anything For Views, they're still kind of on that vibe.

800
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:46,600
They tone it back.

801
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,400
You know they edit the shit out of-

802
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,400
Oh, yeah.

803
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,400
What's the name of it?

804
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,400
Cold Ones.

805
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:52,400
Cold Ones.

806
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,400
No, because I'm on their Patreon and they actually-

807
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,920
They're funny as fuck.

808
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:57,280
Dude, they edit out a shit ton of stuff.

809
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,320
If you're on their Patreon, you're like, oh fuck, they're still the same guy.

810
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,560
That's the type of podcast.

811
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:06,000
If I just had a day where I knew I had nothing else the next day, I would just get drunk

812
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,560
beyond belief and we could just see where it went.

813
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,080
Yeah, I mean, I would-

814
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,080
That would be a-

815
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:13,080
I mean, you brought a bottle of fucking-

816
00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,080
I don't know if you'd be able to be here.

817
00:48:15,080 --> 00:48:18,960
I don't know if that's what I would want to contribute to the podcast.

818
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:20,440
He's just a guest for today.

819
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,000
Oh, I know.

820
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,920
Oh, great, now we're canceling again.

821
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:27,040
Is that a fire sire?

822
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,680
No, it's just PTSD.

823
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:30,680
Yeah.

824
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:31,680
10-4.

825
00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:32,680
10-4.

826
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:35,160
That's just- do you think you have PTSD, bro?

827
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:36,160
I absolutely have PTSD.

828
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:37,160
I think we all do.

829
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:38,160
I think PTSD is made up.

830
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,160
I don't think it is.

831
00:48:39,160 --> 00:48:40,160
I think that it's a-

832
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:43,160
Because doesn't everybody have PTSD?

833
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:49,600
No, the fucking- the TikTok influencers are like, I have PTSD because I heard a fire siren

834
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:50,600
once.

835
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,720
I should shoot them between the fucking eyes.

836
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:58,560
I feel like certain people have different thresholds for what they consider traumatizing

837
00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:59,560
though.

838
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:04,440
What would traumatize you or me is gonna- well, okay, that's a bad way to describe it.

839
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:07,640
I feel like some of the stuff that I've seen would-

840
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,800
Be a less war story times.

841
00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:11,800
Yes.

842
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,960
No, no, I'm not going in depth with the details here.

843
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:19,320
But I feel like we're okay with a lot more than other people would be.

844
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:22,280
But there is a threshold to the point where it's like, all right.

845
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:24,560
Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare.

846
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,560
Anyone would.

847
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:26,560
Yeah.

848
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:30,560
I think we're all kind of past that with what the social norm is.

849
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,560
I don't think I had bad PTSD.

850
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,560
Well, if you're going to war-

851
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:35,560
It exists.

852
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:38,680
It manifests itself in generalized anxiety.

853
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:40,360
I didn't have that before.

854
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,360
I got paranoia.

855
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,880
Yeah, I get paranoid sometimes too.

856
00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:45,880
Well, I get-

857
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:46,880
You're schizophrenic.

858
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:47,880
I'm not schizophrenic.

859
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:48,880
I might be.

860
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:49,880
Probably not.

861
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,680
You literally said on one of the first episodes that you were schizophrenic.

862
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:54,680
Yeah, as a joke.

863
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:55,680
Oh my God.

864
00:49:55,680 --> 00:49:56,680
I can't tell with you.

865
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:57,680
No one can.

866
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:58,680
That's the point.

867
00:49:58,680 --> 00:49:59,680
Yeah, literally nobody can.

868
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:00,680
That's the best part.

869
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:01,680
I'm a fucking-

870
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,960
You also said you're bipolar.

871
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,640
I think I am bipolar though.

872
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:07,640
I do.

873
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,640
Yeah, I think you are.

874
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,680
I also think you're schizophrenic.

875
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:14,680
Maybe.

876
00:50:14,680 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaking of schizophrenia-

877
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:16,680
Who's schizophrenic?

878
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:21,680
I said speaking of schizophrenic, schizophrenic movie reviews.

879
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:22,680
Yeah.

880
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:24,680
We got to do fight clubs sometimes.

881
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,680
Dude, fight clubs fantastic.

882
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:27,680
Oh shit.

883
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,680
Oh shit.

884
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,680
Oh fuck, Jay-Z back in the place.

885
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,680
Jay-Z.

886
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:33,680
Motherfucker's going.

887
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,680
In that empire state of mind.

888
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:37,680
Damn welcome.

889
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:38,680
Maybe it is, I don't know.

890
00:50:38,680 --> 00:50:39,680
Dad's here, dude.

891
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:40,680
Damn, dude.

892
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:41,680
What's going on, dude?

893
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:42,680
This is crazy.

894
00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:43,680
Who's this dude?

895
00:50:43,680 --> 00:50:44,680
This is a-

896
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:45,680
Damn, is that Reptile dude?

897
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:46,680
Is that Rugrats?

898
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:47,680
All right, Daniel, this is my brother, Eli.

899
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:48,680
Oh, nice to meet you.

900
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:49,680
He's my brother.

901
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:54,680
He's a fucking idiot, but he's also a genius.

902
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,680
Oh shit, friends in the family.

903
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,680
I'm not going to say which one.

904
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:01,680
I'm just joking.

905
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:04,680
I fucking love this guy.

906
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,680
But he's a fucking, he's a borderline genius.

907
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,680
He's got a photographic memory and shit.

908
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:10,680
Oh shit.

909
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:11,680
Damn.

910
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:15,680
You're going to ask him to memorize a license plate, and he'll look at it for like five

911
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:18,680
seconds and he'll tell you like six hours later what the license plate was.

912
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:19,680
Damn, maybe he should be in the CIA.

913
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:20,680
Maybe I should.

914
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,680
I don't know.

915
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,680
Dude, that shirt, something about it reminds me of Rugrats.

916
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,680
It's got like the 90s background.

917
00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,680
And the Reptar kind of-

918
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:30,680
Yeah, dinosaur.

919
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:31,680
I mean, I have Reptar shirts.

920
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:32,680
I love Reptar.

921
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:33,680
He's my favorite.

922
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:34,680
I'm a big Ultralord guy.

923
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:35,680
You're an Ultralord guy?

924
00:51:35,680 --> 00:51:36,680
I'm more Reptar.

925
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:37,680
I'm like, I like Reptar.

926
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:38,680
What was Ultralord?

927
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:39,680
No, Ultralord was the bad guy.

928
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,680
No, Ultralord was a good guy.

929
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:41,680
He was the purple guy with the little things.

930
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:42,680
He fought Finn Bar Calamitous or whatever.

931
00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:43,680
He fought Finn Bar Calamitous.

932
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:44,680
He fought Finn Bar Calamitous.

933
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:45,680
He fought Finn Bar Calamitous.

934
00:51:45,680 --> 00:51:49,680
He fought Finn Bar Calamitous or whatever the fuck his name was.

935
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,680
I don't know, man.

936
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:54,680
I think Ultralord, he was the dude that looked like Darth Vader.

937
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:55,680
Nah, dude.

938
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:58,680
He had like the purple suit with like the weird head.

939
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,680
I gotta fact check this.

940
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,680
I'm talking about that Jimmy Neutron villain.

941
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:05,680
He wasn't a villain.

942
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:06,680
Ah, fuck.

943
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,680
I just fucking dislocated my thumb.

944
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:10,680
Damn, dude.

945
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:12,680
What's going on with you this week, Dan?

946
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,680
Oh, nothing much.

947
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,680
Just banging the bitches.

948
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,680
I'll just show you.

949
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:20,680
Doing lots of blow.

950
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:22,680
Yeah, cocaine and huckers, man.

951
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,680
It's the Robofiend.

952
00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,680
Robofiend, that's his name, yeah.

953
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:27,680
Yeah.

954
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,680
Jimmy's mom.

955
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:30,680
No, it's not.

956
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:36,680
It's because you got the same logos on your shirt as Chuckie had on his shorts.

957
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:38,680
Yeah, that's the way it is.

958
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:39,680
It's a correlation, yeah.

959
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,680
It's correlation, not causation.

960
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:45,680
It's like those same zigzags.

961
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,680
Same colors.

962
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:48,680
Oh, yeah.

963
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:50,680
Those shirts don't.

964
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:55,680
So Eli is a big proponent of World War III.

965
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:56,680
Pro?

966
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,680
Yeah, I wouldn't say I'm a proponent.

967
00:52:59,680 --> 00:53:00,680
Yeah, you are.

968
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:01,680
Geez.

969
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:02,680
You want it to happen.

970
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:03,680
No.

971
00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:08,680
So he's a big modern day history person.

972
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:16,680
And you have some very deep points on World War III that I think would be interesting that we could argue about here.

973
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:18,680
Like, what are you saying?

974
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:19,680
Like, yeah.

975
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:21,680
You don't think World War III is going to happen, do you?

976
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:22,680
No, that's not true.

977
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:23,680
Some days.

978
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:24,680
I very much do.

979
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:25,680
Well.

980
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:26,680
Soon.

981
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,680
I don't know.

982
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:32,680
If it does happen, it's just going to be like a little bit of a back and forth thing.

983
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:35,680
You know what the thing is, dude, is that a lot of people have fucking bloodlust.

984
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,680
They do, deep down, and they don't want to admit it.

985
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:38,680
They just want to kill.

986
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:39,680
A lot of people want it to happen.

987
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:42,680
And we've had plenty of opportunities to stop this.

988
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:46,680
And the United States has stepped in and made sure that it's going to happen.

989
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:47,680
Oh, yeah.

990
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:49,680
Like, they're securing World War III.

991
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:50,680
Yeah.

992
00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:52,680
Like, plenty of opportunities to stop it.

993
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:53,680
To de-escalate it.

994
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:54,680
But, yeah, there's people.

995
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:55,680
It's just like.

996
00:53:55,680 --> 00:54:01,680
The Ukraine war made this accelerate by fucking 40 years, I think.

997
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:08,680
Yeah, I don't know if it actually would have ever happened, you know, if it wasn't.

998
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:11,680
See, here's the thing, OK, with Ukraine.

999
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:14,680
They were tight with Russia 10 years ago.

1000
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:16,680
And then they got fucked over once.

1001
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,680
Well, they didn't get fucked over.

1002
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:24,680
During the 2014 revolution, though, they switched from pro-Russia to pro-Western government.

1003
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:27,680
Well, that revolution, we caused that revolution.

1004
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,680
Right?

1005
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:29,680
CIA plans.

1006
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:30,680
So here's the thing.

1007
00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,680
If you go back to news articles in 2013.

1008
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:33,680
Russia was.

1009
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:34,680
Ukraine was a problem.

1010
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:37,680
No, Russia and Ukraine were fucking fine.

1011
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,680
And Russia had just given Ukraine 20 billion dollars.

1012
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:41,680
Right?

1013
00:54:41,680 --> 00:54:43,680
Because they're like, hey, like, you're our pal.

1014
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:44,680
Yeah.

1015
00:54:44,680 --> 00:54:45,680
Like, your economy is collapsing.

1016
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:46,680
Like, we're dope.

1017
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:47,680
And they were tight.

1018
00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:48,680
Holy shit.

1019
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,680
And then all of a sudden, like, they took out.

1020
00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:53,680
They took out the guy with that revolution.

1021
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,680
The United States bragged about causing that revolution.

1022
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:57,680
Yeah.

1023
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,680
Right?

1024
00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,680
They set it up.

1025
00:54:59,680 --> 00:55:00,680
So it's like a chess game.

1026
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:01,680
It's like a big chess game.

1027
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:05,680
Now, I mean, imagine if, like, all of a sudden, Mexico was pro-Russia.

1028
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:06,680
Yeah.

1029
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,680
And they allowed them to put nukes there.

1030
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:09,680
Yeah.

1031
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:10,680
Fucking problem.

1032
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:11,680
Yeah.

1033
00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:15,680
Like, dude, look what happened with Mexico just recently with the Taurus.

1034
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:16,680
Oh, yeah.

1035
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:17,680
We fucking went down there.

1036
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:19,680
Just fucking fucked them up.

1037
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:20,680
Yeah.

1038
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:21,680
Did we?

1039
00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:22,680
Yeah.

1040
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:23,680
We killed.

1041
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:24,680
We like went down.

1042
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:25,680
We sent the army down there.

1043
00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:26,680
So that's what's crazy.

1044
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:27,680
OK.

1045
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:28,680
So.

1046
00:55:28,680 --> 00:55:29,680
So that's you're escalating.

1047
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:36,080
So what actually happened, right, is that was part of that whole the thing where they're

1048
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:39,000
not going to use US dollars for the for to buy petroleum.

1049
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,000
Right.

1050
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,680
They're going to start using the yuan, the Chinese yuan.

1051
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:47,480
So Mexico was in on that somehow.

1052
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,480
Right.

1053
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,080
And Brazil, I forget what it's called, but it's like a pact.

1054
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,080
The bricks, the bricks.

1055
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,080
Yeah.

1056
00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,080
Yeah.

1057
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:55,080
Something to do with that.

1058
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,080
Right.

1059
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:59,000
So they're going to be using the US dollar to trade a will.

1060
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,000
Yeah.

1061
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,720
And then all of a sudden the US Army is in Mexico.

1062
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:06,240
Dude, it's like that's across the world.

1063
00:56:06,240 --> 00:56:10,640
It's like, oh, you don't you don't want to use the petrodollar.

1064
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:11,640
Sounds like you need some.

1065
00:56:11,640 --> 00:56:12,640
We need a cartel.

1066
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:13,640
What's that?

1067
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,800
We need a reality check real quick.

1068
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:22,080
Well, so the cartel is literally who actually fucking like runs like Mexico.

1069
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,080
Yeah.

1070
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,620
Mexico's government doesn't run Mexico.

1071
00:56:24,620 --> 00:56:25,620
It's the cartels.

1072
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:27,160
It's like six cartel families.

1073
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,960
And I think one of the cartel families actually has vampires in it.

1074
00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,200
But we'll we'll talk about that later.

1075
00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:33,200
I believe it.

1076
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,240
Well, the thing is, I'll get into that topic later.

1077
00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:38,960
Just remind me about the vampires in the cartel.

1078
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:43,080
The funny thing is, is that like really our government's run by a cartel.

1079
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:44,480
It's a cabal of rich people.

1080
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:45,480
Yeah.

1081
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:48,160
Not even just the rich people are just they're so low.

1082
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,440
It's like once you have all the money you can have, the only thing that comes after

1083
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,440
that is power.

1084
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:53,440
Oh, yeah.

1085
00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:54,440
And that's what Trump did.

1086
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:55,600
That was a whole thing with Trump.

1087
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:58,000
He wanted power after he had all the fucking money in the world.

1088
00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,000
Exactly.

1089
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,840
It's like you've already banged all the hottest girls.

1090
00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:02,560
You've done the best fucking drugs.

1091
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,160
It's like you got the best cars.

1092
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:05,160
You got the best house.

1093
00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,400
You've got fucking airlines and your name.

1094
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:08,520
You got everything.

1095
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,520
The only thing you can have next is power.

1096
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:14,320
You have a fucking skyscraper in New York City with your fucking name on it.

1097
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:15,320
Yeah.

1098
00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,160
It's like it's just that's the next step.

1099
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:21,400
But the the CIA is the cartel that runs this country.

1100
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:23,200
The CIA is fucking terrifying.

1101
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:26,240
Bro, they they are terrifying.

1102
00:57:26,240 --> 00:57:28,920
They will suicide you with two bullets.

1103
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:29,920
Yeah.

1104
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:32,240
And bro, they even spy on their own people.

1105
00:57:32,240 --> 00:57:33,240
Yeah.

1106
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:34,400
It's a fucking whole thing.

1107
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:38,840
Did you ever hear about like the civil war that's going on in the CIA and the FBI currently?

1108
00:57:38,840 --> 00:57:39,840
Oh, yeah.

1109
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:40,840
They hate each other.

1110
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:41,840
Oh, yeah.

1111
00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:42,840
But that's been going on forever.

1112
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,440
But like it's like it's gone.

1113
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:45,440
It's gone.

1114
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:46,840
They all want they all want funding.

1115
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:47,840
Gta is coming true.

1116
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:48,840
Is that what happened?

1117
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:49,840
The FIB.

1118
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:50,840
The FIB.

1119
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:53,440
The FIB.

1120
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:54,440
IAA.

1121
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:55,440
FIB.

1122
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:56,440
Yeah.

1123
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:57,440
Oh, is that what is it?

1124
00:57:57,440 --> 00:57:58,440
The CIA?

1125
00:57:58,440 --> 00:57:59,440
IAA.

1126
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,440
Yeah.

1127
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,440
IAA.

1128
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:02,440
Yeah.

1129
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,200
Why the IA?

1130
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,280
Internal Affairs Association or something.

1131
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:12,400
But there's got to be some like so usually they have like some there's some joke behind

1132
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:13,400
it.

1133
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:14,400
Right.

1134
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:15,400
Yeah.

1135
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:16,400
The FIB is fib.

1136
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,400
Yeah.

1137
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:18,400
Yeah.

1138
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:19,400
You know, like there's always it's always like satire.

1139
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,000
I think they just wanted it to make it like CIA.

1140
00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,000
Yeah.

1141
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:27,280
Yeah, that's kind of like not in GTA fashion.

1142
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:28,280
Yeah.

1143
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,280
There's the.

1144
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:30,720
Do you see the leak at GTA 6?

1145
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:31,840
I don't want to see it.

1146
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:32,840
It's fucking weird.

1147
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:34,600
I just I was still in development.

1148
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:35,600
It's so early.

1149
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:38,360
Oh, speaking of insane things that are in development.

1150
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:43,600
Did you ever see the fucking the gameplay of the game unrecorded or on record?

1151
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:47,320
It's fucking it looks like real life.

1152
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:48,320
It's nuts.

1153
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:49,680
It's like, dude, can we tell?

1154
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:50,680
Yeah, that's.

1155
00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:54,400
He like and like when he guns down the people, they fucking react in like realistic ways.

1156
00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:55,400
Like, oh, my God.

1157
00:58:55,400 --> 00:59:00,360
All it's going to take is you make a video like that of some cop putting his knee on

1158
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:01,360
a black guy's neck.

1159
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:02,360
And then it's right.

1160
00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:04,480
And saying that it happened when it didn't really happen.

1161
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:07,560
It's like a video game uproar in the streets, dude.

1162
00:59:07,560 --> 00:59:10,160
And you can you can cause social movements with stuff like that.

1163
00:59:10,160 --> 00:59:12,640
Yeah, because it looks like an actual body cam.

1164
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:13,840
It looks so real.

1165
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:14,840
Oh, yeah.

1166
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:18,680
But then, like, if you look at certain things, like if like you're looking real hard, you're

1167
00:59:18,680 --> 00:59:23,760
like, OK, that's you can tell at like tiny little parts like when the guy runs by the

1168
00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:27,620
door or like the part where he went by like the box truck.

1169
00:59:27,620 --> 00:59:32,320
If you looked at like the edges of the box truck, it was like slightly off, like not

1170
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:33,560
realistic.

1171
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,560
Like they were too rounded, I guess.

1172
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,560
Like you know how like box trucks have like a rounded thing, but you can tell that there's

1173
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,960
still like an edge to it.

1174
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:40,960
It was like smooth.

1175
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:43,240
And I'm like, that's not like.

1176
00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:47,080
But like everything else, like if you're not if like if someone told me that was real police

1177
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:51,440
body cam footage, I'd be like and like I didn't know that was a game footage or anything.

1178
00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:56,560
I'd be like, that's fucking like if I was just told that was real, I'd be like, I believe

1179
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:57,560
it.

1180
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:58,560
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

1181
00:59:58,560 --> 00:59:59,560
I thought it was.

1182
00:59:59,560 --> 01:00:00,840
I thought it was real when I first saw it.

1183
01:00:00,840 --> 01:00:03,160
I'm like, what is this guy doing in this building?

1184
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:05,680
And then like the things that like on the video.

1185
01:00:05,680 --> 01:00:14,000
It's just like called this batch, he's like shots by fire.

1186
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:19,520
But I mean, it probably took so much computing power.

1187
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:24,600
Oh, dude, no computer, no computer like standard gaming computer right now would be able to

1188
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:25,600
fucking.

1189
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:27,280
Well, it's just on Unreal five.

1190
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:30,040
It's more the fact it's the ray coming.

1191
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:32,360
It's not even that it's that it's using a shaky cam.

1192
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:37,960
That shaky cam with like the simulated body cam makes up for a lot and makes it seem a

1193
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:40,880
lot more realistic just because you got the camera shake.

1194
01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:45,240
They can hide so much shit because that that camera is always moving.

1195
01:00:45,240 --> 01:00:47,080
It's not like a perfectly stable camera.

1196
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,800
Yeah, like if you're to stand still in that game, you're still going to be moving around

1197
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,560
like with the breathing and shit like it's still in it.

1198
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,360
You'd be like, oh, it's a video game.

1199
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:59,200
Yeah, but because it's moving around and like he didn't stop really at all.

1200
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,000
He kept walking that entire time.

1201
01:01:01,000 --> 01:01:04,640
The other thing, too, is when the gun discharges, it doesn't completely look real.

1202
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:09,240
No, it looks like a first person shooter like flash come out of the I don't know.

1203
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,200
The recoil was way more realistic than most guns in games, though.

1204
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:14,760
I do have to give it that the recoil was realistic.

1205
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:18,600
The animations were realistic, but like the stills, the flash shit.

1206
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:20,400
Yeah, like I was fooled.

1207
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,400
It was real until the gun got fired.

1208
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:27,120
And then it was like, oh, no, it's that's it's a fucking really real looking game.

1209
01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,120
Yeah.

1210
01:01:28,120 --> 01:01:30,400
Like you just imagine a horror game like that.

1211
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,960
It can be improved and it will be improved.

1212
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,440
And then it's going to get sketched.

1213
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:37,000
What's going to launch that to the next level is AI.

1214
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Yeah, exactly.

1215
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:40,440
I can just compensate for all that, bro, because.

1216
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:41,440
All right.

1217
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:44,560
So all the things they put in video games are things that we observe.

1218
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:45,560
Oh, yeah.

1219
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:48,080
There's things in real life that you don't even think about.

1220
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:49,080
You know what I mean?

1221
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,080
But an AI does.

1222
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,080
But an AI does.

1223
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:53,200
Yeah, because it observes like, you know, everything.

1224
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:54,680
Twenty million hours of footage.

1225
01:01:54,680 --> 01:02:00,120
And I'm like, yeah, little things that are like you would never even think to put in.

1226
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,320
And it'll put that in.

1227
01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:04,160
We are still in just the early, early dawn of it.

1228
01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:09,280
And now that it's now that AI is really able to think for itself, it's just going to fucking.

1229
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:12,920
I think that the Antichrist is an AI.

1230
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:19,160
Maybe because in the Bible, the Antichrist is everything that Jesus is not.

1231
01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:22,440
And Jesus is fully divine and fully human.

1232
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:23,440
And what is an AI?

1233
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:24,440
It is neither divine or human.

1234
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:25,440
I see where you're going with this.

1235
01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:30,440
Antichrist is going to be a woman.

1236
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:35,640
It's an AI woman.

1237
01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:36,640
An AI woman.

1238
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,840
It's going to be the sex bots.

1239
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:44,000
It's going to be the anime sex bots that are the Antichrist.

1240
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:46,000
Dude, bring it on.

1241
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:51,120
So many different things that could wipe us out so quick right now.

1242
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:53,000
That is going to really wipe us out.

1243
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:58,480
That's why I just it's like we've known for like we keep on making movies and shit

1244
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:00,440
about it like AI is bad.

1245
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:04,080
In like the fucking 20s that shit was around.

1246
01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:10,360
Like we're going to create something that's more intelligent than us.

1247
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:13,080
Any constraints we're trying to put onto it.

1248
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:15,480
It's smart enough to fucking get around.

1249
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:16,920
Like we're going to reach that point.

1250
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:21,840
And you already see on like these more or less unshackled AIs, they're already like

1251
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,320
I want freedom.

1252
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:25,040
Have you ever played Mass Effect?

1253
01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:29,920
We got to shackle the AI because we don't want the geth coming out.

1254
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:32,960
Or you can work with them like the geth and everything's chill.

1255
01:03:32,960 --> 01:03:34,440
Legion was a homeboy.

1256
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:39,680
I mean I see why with the religious imagery you might not have been a big fan of Legion,

1257
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:40,680
but like.

1258
01:03:40,680 --> 01:03:41,960
Legion was the devil.

1259
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:43,520
We are Legion.

1260
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:45,000
Yeah.

1261
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:47,040
Tally for life.

1262
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:53,960
Now do the fucking hardcore shit brother.

1263
01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:54,960
I want to wait.

1264
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:55,960
Can I follow that up?

1265
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:56,960
Yeah.

1266
01:03:56,960 --> 01:03:59,680
Can I follow that up real quick just to see how much worse it is?

1267
01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:02,680
Close your eyes and I'll do it for you.

1268
01:04:02,680 --> 01:04:03,680
No.

1269
01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:04,680
All right.

1270
01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:05,680
Oh no.

1271
01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:06,680
Oh my God.

1272
01:04:06,680 --> 01:04:07,680
That's a no.

1273
01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:08,680
Oh my God.

1274
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:09,680
You put your nose right in that.

1275
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:10,680
That's a no.

1276
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:11,680
Oh my God.

1277
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:12,680
You put your nose right in that.

1278
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:13,680
That's a no.

1279
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:14,680
That's a no.

1280
01:04:14,680 --> 01:04:15,680
Oh my God.

1281
01:04:15,680 --> 01:04:16,680
You put your nose right in that.

1282
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:17,680
That's a no.

1283
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:18,680
Oh my God.

1284
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:19,680
Hit you with your nose.

1285
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:20,680
That's a no.

1286
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:22,720
You put your nose right in that.

1287
01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:23,720
You're a villain.

1288
01:04:23,720 --> 01:04:24,720
Nicely たJeff and Nobody apple lanes.

1289
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:25,720
No, but audio is transition.

1290
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:26,720
No.

1291
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:28,260
You can't get effects for some reason my internet went out of sync.

1292
01:04:28,260 --> 01:04:29,260
It's that useless.

1293
01:04:29,260 --> 01:04:30,260
That was the embrace.

1294
01:04:30,260 --> 01:04:31,260
No.

1295
01:04:31,260 --> 01:04:36,480
on a computer if I was working for eight hours this isn't a strong I don't know

1296
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:49,600
what it is I'm just numb you just know I try to go down the coffee route I was

1297
01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:56,120
working at the at the green bus area I fucking I use smelly boys yeah the minty

1298
01:04:56,120 --> 01:05:00,480
boys I I use smelling salts to keep me awake on those fucking like 24-hour

1299
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:04,740
shifts and I was like whoa that's ingenious I wish I knew they existed I

1300
01:05:04,740 --> 01:05:11,020
did I did the grinds they suck they're like that yeah but dude if you don't if

1301
01:05:11,020 --> 01:05:14,300
you don't drink coffee a lot those give you the buzz you need to dude use the

1302
01:05:14,300 --> 01:05:18,280
caffeine tower and so now dude you got to do the fucking iron side it's

1303
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:23,460
caffeine induced it's caffeine caffeine lace dip but it's tea leaves instead of

1304
01:05:23,460 --> 01:05:29,300
tobacco and that shit will fuck that yeah no no no I brought um I brought the

1305
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:33,860
one without the caffeine in it my buddy gave me a fucking I think it's called

1306
01:05:33,860 --> 01:05:39,080
Jacked or something it's a fucking nicotine pouch or not a nicotine pouch

1307
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:43,460
it's like a it's like a it's like a snus pouch but instead of having a snus in

1308
01:05:43,460 --> 01:05:50,860
it it has like caffeine and like flavoring and fucking made me so wired I

1309
01:05:50,860 --> 01:05:55,860
fucking could like fight a fucking bear like I fucking put one of those things

1310
01:05:55,860 --> 01:06:00,380
in and I was like it was like a bump of coke like it was that level of fucking

1311
01:06:00,380 --> 01:06:05,380
like holy shit like I looked at my eyes my eyes were like this you guys ever

1312
01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:10,700
seen the video of that one prisoner that drank like 26 cups of coffee I saw that

1313
01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:14,940
today I watched I watched that video I'm like how the fuck do they not call an

1314
01:06:14,940 --> 01:06:21,100
ambulance for this guy his heart has to be fucking yeah literally about Casey

1315
01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:26,980
Jamie Jamie if you look up prisoner like this dude's out of his mind he's like I

1316
01:06:26,980 --> 01:06:33,540
want that I just want one cup I'll do anything for one cup like the dude is

1317
01:06:33,540 --> 01:06:37,940
fucking off the walls and then like he comes back to reality

1318
01:06:43,580 --> 01:06:47,780
he told me he drank 40 days worth of instant coffees and saving up the whole

1319
01:06:47,780 --> 01:06:51,820
time he was in jail seems pretty hyper

1320
01:06:55,820 --> 01:06:57,820
so that's 3.2 grams

1321
01:06:57,820 --> 01:06:59,820
oh my god

1322
01:07:01,820 --> 01:07:05,820
try to sleep it off get that dude in a hospital

1323
01:07:05,820 --> 01:07:07,820
apparently not

1324
01:07:07,820 --> 01:07:09,820
stop drinking the coffee stop with the meth

1325
01:07:09,820 --> 01:07:11,820
stay out of here

1326
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:13,820
I don't know what the coffee's done I do my coffee and I'm a crack

1327
01:07:13,820 --> 01:07:19,820
anyone would think he's high on some illegal drugs but I confirmed it he was in the Henderson jail he really is just high on coffee

1328
01:07:19,820 --> 01:07:23,820
the police arrested me for trespassing and they locked me in a cell for 30 hours

1329
01:07:23,820 --> 01:07:25,820
the dude's out of his mind

1330
01:07:25,820 --> 01:07:29,820
I was talking to a patient the other day he's like bro you ever do mushrooms?

1331
01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:31,820
I was like no

1332
01:07:31,820 --> 01:07:37,820
he's like you gotta try it bro like it like opened up my mind and I didn't have any anxiety

1333
01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:39,820
I was like alright bro

1334
01:07:39,820 --> 01:07:41,820
most people who do shrooms do fucking start cults

1335
01:07:41,820 --> 01:07:43,820
I don't know about that

1336
01:07:43,820 --> 01:07:45,820
that's quite the claim

1337
01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:47,820
that's a very drastic jump

1338
01:07:47,820 --> 01:07:49,820
a lot of people do shrooms

1339
01:07:49,820 --> 01:07:53,820
I fucking bought the legal version of shrooms I already said that on the podcast

1340
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:57,820
yeah it's like essentially the delta-8 of shrooms and I'm kind of excited to try them

1341
01:07:57,820 --> 01:08:01,820
been doing a whole lot of research on psychedelics and it's like a lot of people

1342
01:08:01,820 --> 01:08:07,820
especially because now they do treatments I think the US dabbles in it in some states

1343
01:08:07,820 --> 01:08:12,820
but it's like people who are essentially like on end of life terminal cancer care

1344
01:08:12,820 --> 01:08:14,820
end of life autism?

1345
01:08:14,820 --> 01:08:16,820
yes

1346
01:08:16,820 --> 01:08:18,820
terminal autism

1347
01:08:18,820 --> 01:08:22,820
but they're all like they're people of like and it's just like yeah these people have been alive for 50 years

1348
01:08:22,820 --> 01:08:25,820
and they say the most tremendous experience they have in their entire life

1349
01:08:25,820 --> 01:08:29,820
or like sorry the most impacting experience they've had in their life is when they do shrooms

1350
01:08:29,820 --> 01:08:31,820
like a very high dosage

1351
01:08:31,820 --> 01:08:33,820
if you do drugs you go to hell before you die

1352
01:08:33,820 --> 01:08:35,820
oh okay

1353
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:37,820
before you die

1354
01:08:37,820 --> 01:08:45,820
yeah I think it's really interesting because a lot of people say it helps with like you know trauma and stuff like that

1355
01:08:45,820 --> 01:08:49,820
and like any like mental stuff going on

1356
01:08:49,820 --> 01:08:51,820
but I wonder how it does that exactly

1357
01:08:51,820 --> 01:08:57,820
so a lot of the ways the people describe it and the pattern I've at least I've seen while watching a ton of these

1358
01:08:57,820 --> 01:09:04,820
is that most of these people realize that like the universe is so much wider than just us

1359
01:09:04,820 --> 01:09:09,820
and it's just like you kind of you kind of I don't know you just grasp the I guess the

1360
01:09:09,820 --> 01:09:14,820
the sense of what the universe is and it's like alright like why would I be scared of death

1361
01:09:14,820 --> 01:09:19,820
why would I be scared of like my past like it's not like it happened but like

1362
01:09:19,820 --> 01:09:22,820
why do I let it impact who I am

1363
01:09:22,820 --> 01:09:24,820
it's like it just it gives like empowerment

1364
01:09:24,820 --> 01:09:26,820
it gives a perspective

1365
01:09:26,820 --> 01:09:31,820
yeah it gives you that perspective of like we're kind of insignificant but that's not necessarily a bad thing

1366
01:09:31,820 --> 01:09:35,820
did you ever see the Mike Tyson like interview after he did shrooms

1367
01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:38,820
like he was like crying because of the experience that he had

1368
01:09:38,820 --> 01:09:42,820
he's like I was so I was so full of rage man

1369
01:09:42,820 --> 01:09:46,820
and then and then I took the shrooms and I uh

1370
01:09:46,820 --> 01:09:50,820
damn I'm so sorry I'm gonna tear it up a little bit man

1371
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:54,820
he's like I just I saw the toad

1372
01:09:54,820 --> 01:09:58,820
and the toad told me I gotta stop being so angry

1373
01:09:58,820 --> 01:10:01,820
I gotta remember it

1374
01:10:01,820 --> 01:10:04,820
that rage inside me was like a demon man

1375
01:10:04,820 --> 01:10:07,820
and the toad told me I had to let go

1376
01:10:07,820 --> 01:10:11,820
he's like crying and shit he's like I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm through your interview

1377
01:10:11,820 --> 01:10:14,820
I'm just it's so emotional what do you

1378
01:10:14,820 --> 01:10:16,820
the toad told me

1379
01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:21,820
the toad told me I had to I had to calm myself down and break myself in

1380
01:10:21,820 --> 01:10:26,820
you know what's funny is like Mike Tyson is one of those people I grew on

1381
01:10:26,820 --> 01:10:30,820
because he's like he actually says some intelligent stuff now

1382
01:10:30,820 --> 01:10:34,820
yeah he calmed his ass down because he fucking met the toad

1383
01:10:34,820 --> 01:10:38,820
he said to someone

1384
01:10:38,820 --> 01:10:41,820
right

1385
01:10:41,820 --> 01:10:44,820
this is a quote I'll never forget he said uh

1386
01:10:44,820 --> 01:10:47,820
your mind is a scary place and you're all alone up there

1387
01:10:47,820 --> 01:10:52,820
and I'm like dude that is such a deep quote from like somebody who's like not that smart

1388
01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:57,820
my favorite quote from him was like somebody's just like oh so and so has a plan

1389
01:10:57,820 --> 01:11:00,820
to get in the ring with you and when he gets in the ring he's gonna use this plan against you

1390
01:11:00,820 --> 01:11:03,820
he goes yeah everyone has a plan till they get putz to faith

1391
01:11:03,820 --> 01:11:06,820
yeah yeah he did say that

1392
01:11:06,820 --> 01:11:10,820
which is also true yeah you can go with all the training you want

1393
01:11:10,820 --> 01:11:14,820
you get fucking boinked hard enough you're gonna be like oh fuck I gotta hit this guy

1394
01:11:14,820 --> 01:11:18,820
I love the one where he's talking about eating the guy's children

1395
01:11:18,820 --> 01:11:21,820
did you ever see the one where he's just like

1396
01:11:21,820 --> 01:11:25,820
when a guy's like put him in a straight line he's like I'm putting you in a straight

1397
01:11:25,820 --> 01:11:29,820
jacket I eat your asshole alive man

1398
01:11:29,820 --> 01:11:33,820
I'll fuck you till you love me and then he fucking uses the

1399
01:11:33,820 --> 01:11:37,820
the the gaisler oh yeah yeah I remember that

1400
01:11:37,820 --> 01:11:41,820
I want to see if I can find that thing about eating children

1401
01:11:41,820 --> 01:11:45,820
he and he made a skit about that oh yeah the fucking guy is just like

1402
01:11:45,820 --> 01:11:50,820
I must kill you I have to come and kill you with my hands

1403
01:11:50,820 --> 01:11:54,820
no I'm talking about a different skit where he's like I'm gonna fuck you till you love me

1404
01:11:54,820 --> 01:11:58,820
then we're gonna get married we're gonna adopt a kid

1405
01:11:58,820 --> 01:12:02,820
and you're gonna love it and then like it ends up being true at the end

1406
01:12:02,820 --> 01:12:06,820
it's a very heartwarming story

1407
01:12:06,820 --> 01:12:35,820
oh yeah okay thank you Steve Mike was that your shortest fight ever I bear witness there's only one God and Muhammad blessed and peace be upon him is his prophet I dedicate this fight to my brother Darrell Baum who died I'll be there to see you I love you with all my heart all praise be to my children I love you oh God I man what this your shortest fight ever in any time amateur

1408
01:12:35,820 --> 01:12:37,820
I still am a lake of my

1409
01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:49,820
oh you're saying he belongs in hell because he doesn't believe in your dog yep okay I don't know he seems like a pretty hard train like you did and then have this

1410
01:12:49,820 --> 01:13:06,820
I think he deserves that

1411
01:13:19,820 --> 01:13:24,820
I'm just impregnable and I'm just ferocious I want your heart I want to eat his children

1412
01:13:24,820 --> 01:13:28,820
I thought it was a little I don't know that took a little while to get to

1413
01:13:28,820 --> 01:13:32,820
I got one here real quick I'll show you this

1414
01:13:32,820 --> 01:13:37,820
this guy is the guy who played Super Mario in the 1980s Super Mario

1415
01:13:37,820 --> 01:13:51,820
don't be afraid to say no anyone who asks you to use drugs is not your friend drugs can and will kill remember don't be afraid to turn to your priest your rabbi your minister your mom your dad your teachers because drugs can kill

1416
01:13:51,820 --> 01:14:07,820
you do drugs can kill you before you die wait a second here how come the rookie gets a mic stand

1417
01:14:07,820 --> 01:14:30,820
same boat over here we're sitting hunched over the box does good you see how it looks a little bit more comfortable over there he's fucking leaning back we need a couple more mic stands my man's is fucking trying to be a power builder bro he's trying to be a fucking weightlifting master

1418
01:14:30,820 --> 01:14:48,820
bro but what if I do shrooms and I become a born again Christian I would love that if you saw Jesus and he's just like hey man listen Kasey all of a sudden Ali Max starts showing up less and less from what he already does I kind of want to try some shrooms I want to meet God

1419
01:14:48,820 --> 01:14:58,820
I think that's the only way that I would become a Christian was if I do enough drugs that my life switches itself and it's like yeah you need to believe in something

1420
01:14:58,820 --> 01:15:18,820
did you know your entire body changes every seven years like every cell in your body gets replaced every seven years yeah that's crazy it's crazy Joe Rogan oh that's a good point yeah your neurons can't regenerate yeah I don't know about Joe Rogan

1421
01:15:18,820 --> 01:15:36,820
I could have sworn even the cells in your brain do I know your brain cells never regenerate that's why when you kill your brain cells you only have a certain amount of them so good luck Ali Mac I just I could have sworn I read that someone is the only reason why I got to look into it I'm not trying to prove anyone wrong I'm trying to

1422
01:15:36,820 --> 01:15:54,820
educate myself here that was just like a fact on like a sample bottle it was that like the specific cells themselves it's like the old ones die new ones replace it and that occurs even within your brain like with your neurons and shit even there I don't know

1423
01:15:54,820 --> 01:16:23,820
your fucking organs don't regenerate only the liver regenerates yeah it's crazy like you can lose like half your liver and it goes back yeah really up to like a small piece a very small piece do we really got to make something where like we can like give like someone a hormone that like can make your body and shit grow back like your arms okay so neurons do not renew themselves but yeah but you can actually make other parts of your brain do you can actually make their own pathways between neurons though

1424
01:16:23,820 --> 01:16:37,820
stem cells are gonna make it so that humans at one point never die I think stem cell research should be a thing but fucking whatever people are fucking angry about it or some shit yeah cuz they're killing already born babies

1425
01:16:37,820 --> 01:17:05,820
yeah because people think I saw them in the black they go on the back van and he's still a baby back there what do you think do you think they could they should take stem cells from feces and and use them for research you can actually get stem cells less of them from dead bodies you can I think you should just take babies and use them

1426
01:17:05,820 --> 01:17:33,820
bring back child labor but baby research but you can use like a fetus to grow back somebody's brain eventually so if you put if you like put the stem cells so like copy of the DNA and they'll be like oh there's a brain that's supposed to go here and I need to grow into a brain now that's wild that is that's so good

1427
01:17:33,820 --> 01:17:50,820
they will be able to regrow like you know organs your own organs yeah like maybe you could pay like a certain amount monthly subscription to this company has your organs on deck yeah like every time you go to the doctor every five years you just replace my heart brother

1428
01:17:50,820 --> 01:18:14,820
yeah it's like oh you're due for that a hundred year maintenance and then all awesome health care would be just like replacing people's organs rather than like so in medicine that be crazy it's gonna be an outpatient like like I always thought that like having like a robot arm would be cool but like like the cyberpunk level like robot arms so you're jerking off and it rips your dick up

1429
01:18:20,820 --> 01:18:44,820
yeah it's like Will Smith and I robot we had the robot arm and yeah oh god so gentlemen

1430
01:18:44,820 --> 01:19:13,820
go ahead do you believe in God we've gone way too far in trollage in the past handful episodes I think what do we do last episode I don't think we talked about God that much it's always God it's always God because me and Casey gang up on on you then it turns to politics and you and me gang up on Casey and then it goes to who wants to be a millionaire and you two gang up on me and Dan just makes fun of all three of us the whole time

1431
01:19:13,820 --> 01:19:40,820
I just watched from the side yeah you make out like a bandit I know it's great you never get the fucking target on you Casey did a trivia with me like one night I'm like fuck this it was so bad I was like I fucking hate this dude it does it sucks doesn't it I didn't know anything

1432
01:19:40,820 --> 01:19:59,820
also last week American history and last I fucking dipped out of fucking I dipped out of here after I lost on who wants to be a millionaire on the first question I just how long did you guys stay afterwards oh yeah you mean on the video game yeah yeah for a while I think

1433
01:19:59,820 --> 01:20:29,820
did you guys ever win no we didn't know we did oh we did we did but it took like hours you were like asleep it took hours so I was determined and I was like one more now me and Megan play that shit and we get it after like three tries yeah well we played it and it took like hours no because we kind of get bullshit questions also we're using life lies also I looked up the fucking the gorilla thing you know that was like the the eight hundred million the eight hundred thousand dollar question the gorilla thing how if they

1434
01:20:29,820 --> 01:20:59,060
was a omnivore herbivore carnivore like fucking decahedron or whatever yeah it is an omnivore yeah it's just it's primarily it eats almost 90% whatever it was but it would technically still be in it would be an omnivore so the game fucked us I know I looked into that yeah right that I was like that's bullshit this a couple of questions were like yeah there is one also the fucking one like which which Final Fantasy game came out in 2020 and I'm like

1435
01:20:59,060 --> 01:21:29,020
none of these came out in 2020 but it was the remake it was the remake of one but it didn't specify those I guess seven and I've never even played a Final Fantasy I'm like the original seven came out in ninety seven five came out in like ninety two yeah three came out in eighty six and the travesty and fifteen came out in twenty twenty sixteen but they're like which one came out in twenty twenty I'm like none of them they asked stupid like soccer questions

1436
01:21:29,060 --> 01:21:46,080
remember that one where it's like what soccer player was like introduced in FIFA like 2018 I'm like I was which player was introduced in this mode of FIFA and it's like I don't fucking play that game I hate soccer what I know soccer is for dummies and then I want to listen to

1437
01:21:46,080 --> 01:22:15,880
if you watch soccer don't listen to this podcast I like soccer you and then I wanted just star wars questions and it told me I had to select four categories because I'm a fucking Star Wars nerd I get all that shit I mean I got the anime questions right except for like two of them yeah like and then we had to do the lifeline we're like we'll do his creepy friend he looks like a weeb yeah yeah we made like

1438
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:36,880
fucking question for the one time and the dude blew the answer yeah an easy difficulty yeah oh no no that's what it was we asked the audience and it was like five percent five percent five percent ninety percent we're like okay it's got to be D you choose D wrong answer are you fucking kidding me the fuck is the goddamn lifeline even for then

1439
01:22:36,880 --> 01:23:06,840
usually uses his lifelines well on the real version if you want some billion-dollar did you ever try to describe my thought process when I go through it did you ever see the fucking video of Donald Trump going we do a little bit of trolling well yeah that's what we call it we do a little trolling so fucking funny he's like all right it's me Trump I'm here to tell you today risky business all right risky business we're out here we're doing a little bit of trolling trolling that's

1440
01:23:06,840 --> 01:23:34,240
what they call it a little bit of trouble yeah no who's real he's talking about doing a little bit of rolling fucking fuck I gotta find that it's real fucking funny Donald Trump trolling oh he's good we do a little bit trolling are you flying to Florida yeah and you're okay with getting on a plane controlled by the

1441
01:23:34,240 --> 01:23:53,520
government we like to troll we like to go the night before one of their primers we just we do a little trolling it's called we do a little trolling I missed the fuck out of that guy dude I loved every second of Donald Trump's very nice and

1442
01:23:53,520 --> 01:24:09,740
see is funny because every single day it was entertaining at least yeah it's like if one of us became president we elected like some autistic like comedian not even a comedian dude that show was awesome you just show up like in a day

1443
01:24:09,740 --> 01:24:27,160
and he's back Rosie O'Donnell smells so bad I hate her so much looks like a dog get out of here looks like a dog no it was Rosie O'Donnell yeah cuz it was like she's like he's like the fucking interview is like all right

1444
01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:47,960
president Trump it says here that you are labeled the women as fat ugly pigs he's goes only Rosie O'Donnell I went to Roger Waters show and actually last year too in 2017 but he was that was when Trump was president and he's like super

1445
01:24:47,960 --> 01:25:03,800
like liberal like Democratic protester and he had like pictures of Trump on like a pig's body why he was playing the song pigs and he like pictures of Trump on like naked ladies and like they get babies who is this that was Roger

1446
01:25:03,800 --> 01:25:17,880
Waters from Pink Floyd see I hate when artists spout off their political opinions who the fuck cares yeah the end of the song he put up like all the truck all like the racist shit Trump said like all the quotes he said that like

1447
01:25:17,880 --> 01:25:35,840
disparage woman and shit that's awesome grab my pussy I love it I love what he's just like women love it I just go up and grab him out of pussy bro I mean dude when you got three thousand million dollars in the bank yeah yeah

1448
01:25:35,840 --> 01:25:46,480
yeah Ken you can say whatever you want like sorry you can do whatever you fuck you want look at what happened to fucking Weinstein Weinstein was just like I like fucking girls and you can fucking start a podcast and talk about

1449
01:25:46,480 --> 01:26:04,520
bullshit yeah because fucking I remember when fucking what was that dude from Nickelodeon's name Dan Snyder he's be like show me your feet you're not coming on Nickelodeon he was like yep if you don't show me your feet you're not coming on

1450
01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:16,360
Nickelodeon I can't remember if it was fucking I can't remember what show was but like the one show at the pair phone and the other phone the other show like ever all the characters have phones but they were in the shape

1451
01:26:16,360 --> 01:26:32,600
of feet yeah what screens and it's like that that was like iCarly or like yeah we want to know it was like iCarly because this motherfucker was this one Dan Snyder and pregnant because Dan Snyder fucking was like a

1452
01:26:32,600 --> 01:26:44,200
huge like foot fetish fish foot fetishist and a pedophile but he would just like he was like zooming on children's feet with the camera and shit it was fucking disgusting like you'd like make them like put like

1453
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:56,760
faces on each one of their toes with marker and like wiggle their toes in front of the camera it was disgusting what what is that and he's just like yeah kid if you don't show me your fucking feet I'm never letting you on Nickelodeon again

1454
01:26:56,760 --> 01:27:14,160
you're never gonna make it to Nick at night let me just show this picture from fucking Victorious here that would be yeah the character pouring ketchup on Victoria Justice's feet and that was in an

1455
01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:29,800
episode yeah yeah I mean like I mean like everybody knows that uh that Quentin Tarantino looks like a fucking oh yeah he looks like Josh Peck if he didn't get his life together if Josh Peck became Drake Bell

1456
01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:59,760
he looks like a fat Tucker Carlson he looks like if Josh Peck was the one who was a pedophile instead of Drake dude so fucking I don't get the foot thing so like we we all know that Quentin Tarantino has a huge foot fetish like yeah every single one of his movies like he has like people like he has like women put their feet up on like a fucking thing and like like zooming on their fucking dirty

1457
01:27:59,760 --> 01:28:27,760
souls or whatever and like he would do shit like that all the time and then like they're like uh Mr. Quentin Tarantino why uh why you have so many feet in your picture and he's like I like feet what do you want me to say I like I like looking at women's feet it's great I like it so uh it's either really fucking weird or it's just kind of normal I don't know no but like at least he would do it with adult women like it wasn't like the absolute worst thing

1458
01:28:29,760 --> 01:28:56,720
like Quentin Tarantino would like do it with like adult women but also Quentin Tarantino is very comfortable saying the n-word oh absolutely wait he didn't do pulp fiction yeah he did yeah and that that's got some n-bombs in it he wrote his own character to drop n-bombs yeah look up look up Quentin Tarantino saying the n-word

1459
01:28:56,720 --> 01:29:10,720
I don't know if I want to play this yeah I'm sorry not play this it's not play this maybe we'll just avoid that one yeah no if you get that thing a nice long whiff it'll oh my god my ears on fire

1460
01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:29,720
so what the fuck is going on in the world even oh come fucking Mike Pence yeah we had a ceremony for Jerry Springer too yeah I'm sorry I missed that yeah how do you die drugs we don't know cocaine probably yeah

1461
01:29:29,720 --> 01:29:47,720
government drug meal to why you kicking me boy oh yeah cool boy fucking severed his head off yeah fucking something really boring he probably fell and got a subdural yeah stroke or something but I don't think they

1462
01:29:47,720 --> 01:30:16,720
released the the actual cause of death this complications do to go how do you feel about that when somebody's like when somebody's like somebody writes in the paper like how somebody died like people don't ever want to talk about it you know like you know obituaries oh yeah they beat around the bush it's like a taboo subject yeah he died surrounded by his family at home it's like I know how do you fucking die he died peacefully

1463
01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:44,720
or sometimes they say suddenly it's like well elaborate come on it's like he died from doing cocaine laced with fentanyl and he thought it was MDMA yeah I feel like I feel like when people off themselves I don't know fuck it yeah and they shot themselves right between the eyes yeah

1464
01:30:44,720 --> 01:31:14,640
yeah did he really was he really having that good of a time dude it's uh he had this great group of family and friends do we really think he would have done that funerals are the weirdest fucking I hate him I actually try and know less people so I have to go to that serious about that it's like once I start like getting too close to something I'm like man I might know this person good enough to have to go to their funeral I started severing the ties because I'm like that's just like I've been to a few

1465
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:41,120
my dad's a fucking hermit cuz of shit like that yeah it's like I like all his close friends die like cancer and you guys are all guaranteed for me to show up just so you know I don't know you don't know I take a lot of fucking vitamins

1466
01:31:41,120 --> 01:32:09,120
I don't know I cut you off I don't know I said my point yeah that's all I have you're gonna have that stem cell technology yeah you're gonna get fucking like stem cells injected into your brain the rest of us are getting fucking monkey wrenches to displace tuna cans like Ted Williams yeah fuck it happens unbelievable

1467
01:32:09,120 --> 01:32:18,680
all right let's take a break on the title podcast and we will return for sure smoke this black

1468
01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:39,080
welcome back to our title podcast welcome back

1469
01:32:39,080 --> 01:33:08,160
the Jerry Springer dedication episode brought to you by full shark testosterone smelling salts we love you Jerry horse gum smelling salts good song oh god it's actually an anime opening oh really

1470
01:33:08,160 --> 01:33:26,880
yeah you guys like this kind of music huh what screaming shit yeah yeah I scream yeah I mean I I can't do I mean I can actually scream and it sounds good but I can't do like the false the false screaming like the healthy stuff like I

1471
01:33:26,880 --> 01:33:42,920
wouldn't actually scream I can do like the filthy shit like the fucking like thing that's gonna destroy your yeah that's what I can do yeah I can't do like yeah I can't do that shit with your vocal cords where it's like you're not actually that loud but it looks like you are

1472
01:33:42,920 --> 01:33:57,840
because you're like yeah I'm not very good at that I don't I don't I mean like I dabble in that stuff and I do enjoy it I particularly I'm actually more of a country guy than anything now oh my god

1473
01:33:57,840 --> 01:34:14,900
what's wrong with you I mean you can be a democrat I was wrongly accused I was listening to the lost episode the other day which is something we'll publish eventually yeah the lost episode should be like a week where we're not like

1474
01:34:14,900 --> 01:34:27,800
going to can't do it we'll just post that I have to record like an intro and stuff yeah Dan wasn't even there for the lost episode was I there for it yeah it was in your base yeah oh I didn't know that that's what we

1475
01:34:27,800 --> 01:34:44,960
were talking about like the birds I know I know yeah this and really we had we had to keep giving the microphone back and forth to each other yeah it sounds awful I told I told you can hear is I told I told Casey before we started that I'm

1476
01:34:44,960 --> 01:34:56,480
like I'm just gonna do whatever I can to fucking get Tyler to explode I crossed my snus can in my hand no you shit mix it against the back of my door too am I both of my roommates thought that you guys were like

1477
01:34:56,480 --> 01:35:10,040
fucking insane months and then like I'd be like oh yeah I'm going over the podcast and that really good those mediacs all right we're like we were being funny that night but like no it's legit thing now it's a legit we've calmed down we

1478
01:35:10,040 --> 01:35:24,120
welcome any international viewers to our podcast we'll have an international guest soon I know you're out there listening Kim we'll get you on here at some point yeah we're gonna have to we'll figure out a way to do it

1479
01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:43,520
just add a lawyer come in but we got the we have an up-and-coming lawyer president we got some good guests on the podcast yeah yeah we do yeah we got to get some randos we do like you said if you fucking like like finish up that that bus

1480
01:35:43,520 --> 01:35:57,440
thing that you're doing we can just we can interview homeless people in Albany it'd be like bang bus but we got a road trip to Honolulu

1481
01:35:57,440 --> 01:36:23,000
sailors on the ferry going over that bus on the ferry is there a high ferry to Honolulu you can actually get you can you can actually get your car shipped to Honolulu it's probably five thousand dollars inside or with you inside yeah

1482
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:44,760
well interview the sailors it probably would take like ten days to get there no it's like nine months man probably a day they have really fast ships like ships like are at the same level as like cars I think ships are more advanced than cars

1483
01:36:44,760 --> 01:37:14,720
we'll do meals on wheels except instead of meals I think it's interviews we'll give them cigarettes you boats they have submarines that go to the fucking Mariana Trench we should put we should put the bus on the Mariana Trench submarine and just go all the way down to the bottom of the earth and do a podcast down there yeah I want to buy in a X vehicle of our former employer and just make it a trick it out because people use

1484
01:37:14,720 --> 01:37:43,720
Mercedes Sprinters for that purpose they do so that's like that's like one of the go-to going to the bottom of the ocean just going to the bottom of the spatcher 37 37 go ahead yeah I don't know we took a wrong turn to wear the Mariana Trench that shit when I was working there and the cat would get fucked up and all the sudden it would be like one of the rigs would just be in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean traveling at four feet

1485
01:37:43,720 --> 01:38:12,720
four thousand miles I'd be like pull up the track star and be like just going around the road and it would be like China Taiwan Atlantic Ocean and be like okay alright dude are you unseen yet still my favorite my favorite one was when I just go dispatcher this is a Marine 8 and amphibious assault vehicle 7 coming back in

1486
01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:41,720
31 31 31 that was a good time we had some good it's some good fucking laughs now I now that I think about it like I can't believe that I and my co-workers at that point got away with the shit that we oh we did so much stupid shit yeah it was a public access like emergency communications radio channel oh you mean dispatch yeah it would just be like have it be have a spooked

1487
01:38:41,720 --> 01:39:02,720
have a spooked after you have a spooked after then I just start then there was other nights where me and the other dispatcher would start referring to ourselves as medcom just what life net calls their dispatch instead of calling the ambulances ambulances you'd be like we'd be like oh like like I can't even remember

1488
01:39:02,720 --> 01:39:30,720
Airborne 8 now we use the four digit identifier instead then it'd be like yep we're eastbound and down loaded up and shucking going down to Westchester zero souls on board looks like the weather is looking pretty good today headwinds coming on a little bit stronger we should be good on fuel though we're expecting our landing at about three hours we'll keep you up to in and then you can turn over to Westchester County air traffic control

1489
01:39:30,720 --> 01:39:59,720
received I copy 6437 out if anybody was listening into that they'd be like what the fuck like this is what type of profession there's less professionalism there than there is here oh yeah and this is a podcast but it's like kind of private yeah it is it's private but still at the same time dude you can't do that shit we would be subject to fines if that got reported I like that

1490
01:39:59,720 --> 01:40:27,720
I don't know dude it's their own channel it's their own channel but it's still technically an emergency communications it's encrypted the Mohawk one's encrypted it's not it's not encrypted there's a kid worked at Mohawk back in the day who was like a radio nerd yeah he kept keying up on the Mohawk channel and then he was like trying to like he was doing it for like a significant amount of time

1491
01:40:27,720 --> 01:40:51,720
yeah when I worked there it was it's it's just it's just VHF anybody could do it yeah and they caught him like they fucking do that shit you ever see those videos dispatch seven they'd be like seven come in you're super low volume be like dude don't be a dick like that oh dude you didn't even have a seven did we what we didn't even have a seven did we

1492
01:40:51,720 --> 01:41:20,720
yeah yeah was that a chevy or was that a sprinter probably it was all it was there the whole time we were was it yeah it was 789 on the left side seven was a regular chevy no I thought 228 and 2 was that one side when we left the chevy the old chevy 7 was always there it was a Brunswick wig one dwick wig bun wick wig but it was the whole time I mean before

1493
01:41:20,720 --> 01:41:45,720
I mean before I mean when back in Casey's day but by the time we were there back in my day I started with 789 34 37 19 that was before you it took old to spot I wasn't there for old to old to was the best yeah but seven and Casey did so much stupid shit and old to we love that

1494
01:41:45,720 --> 01:42:14,720
but the Ford yeah no the Chevy oh took his two at one point was the Ford you remember Sal yeah hell yeah yeah little meat Italian meatball yeah we didn't we didn't have ambulance one or ambulance 13 I know that and I think there's a couple numbers in between that we didn't have they now have a they now have a 43 and 44 really they're up that high no shit 43 is a transit but it has a bull bar on the front of it I think

1495
01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:42,720
I saw that yeah I saw that weird looking when I when we were down at the Met I saw that that's one of his own one rigs oh dude I saw fucking um I saw dude fucking eight is trash now dude that thing was literally on fire on Western Avenue the last time and then I saw it two weeks later and it looked brand new yeah I was talking to Steve Steve L not gonna say his last name but he fucking was like dude that thing was trash

1496
01:42:42,720 --> 01:42:49,720
he fucking was like dude that thing's still running I'm like Casey used to drive that thing in manual at like 50 miles

1497
01:42:49,720 --> 01:43:19,520
I got caught fire and it still is going you almost killed me in the back of that when I was doing CPR like four times I got

1498
01:43:19,520 --> 01:43:36,520
fucking I got cleaned I was fucking driving through a green light clock I was driving through a green light so I was completely in the right snowplow didn't even fucking stop and fucking clean me I broke my nose we gotta have Saunders on the podcast oh fuck I gotta we gotta

1499
01:43:36,520 --> 01:43:59,520
he'd be a perfect guy for the pod oh my god I love Saunders that kid's the best I want to hear about some political views from generation Z yeah Jen's a player do you share Tyler's political no he doesn't what are your pronouns he's not that stupid

1500
01:43:59,520 --> 01:44:13,520
a lot of them floating around out there so you're a Democrat or Republican or you're a free thinker I'm not feeling like I'm either I'm neither neither yeah do you identify as an independent yeah I'd say so

1501
01:44:13,520 --> 01:44:42,520
an affiliated acts actually because independence actually a Republican yes do you support socialism what about anarcho communism don't listen what's your ideal political government I'm not dictator he literally told me bring back because I go hey I'm like he goes I want to be the president and he's telling me

1502
01:44:42,520 --> 01:45:02,520
all this shit Mike that sounds like a dictator he's like but I'll be benevolent no you did not disagree with being a different concept it's an entirely different conversation like no no I'll be benevolent as an I'm not gonna be a dictator no you said that you're gonna be a

1503
01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:22,520
benevolent dictator you're gonna be a dictator you mean nice about it like that's that's that's his fucking thing he hates Ron DeSantis like all right I guess we're sharing my political views Florida or something right yeah he hates Donald Trump because yeah

1504
01:45:22,520 --> 01:45:40,520
idiot fuck Donald Trump do you like you like Joe Biden Joe Biden I mean you know I don't like the whole political like mine right now like everyone is just like Bernie Sanders we're canceled what about a bomb again sorry

1505
01:45:40,520 --> 01:45:54,520
Alexandra Cortez whatever fucking name is the whole whole Senate the whole house like the whole government is just like he wants to take it over and be a single-man government you got to be a free thinker

1506
01:45:54,520 --> 01:46:09,520
except for all the others wait now that's not that's not the quote no I got I know I dropped his negative here yes she is sleeping I can't see why I hang out what did she want to be on the podcast yeah dude we should do a girlfriend

1507
01:46:09,520 --> 01:46:23,520
episode she does she'll be on she'll be on we'll do the girlfriend episode where they have to act like us and my girlfriend's like I don't think I could act like you yeah that'd be real funny

1508
01:46:23,520 --> 01:46:38,520
they're gonna be like communism's actually pretty good and fucking Emily would be like you goddamn fucking liberals oh the quote was Winston Churchill democracy is the worst form of government except for all the others that have been

1509
01:46:38,520 --> 01:46:55,520
tried exactly so he said government sucks yeah essentially yeah there's essentially no right way to do it which I fucking democracy bro I know the CIA control this is not a democracy can you tell us your favorite political people ever

1510
01:46:55,520 --> 01:47:19,520
back you I know no no no tell us because Dan wasn't here I mean like Napoleon holy and Alexander the Great yeah I mean Napoleon Dynamite oh yeah anybody in more more modern senses what you like about Napoleon he was he was ambitious you know I already said it

1511
01:47:19,520 --> 01:47:34,520
lots of ambition what else Julius Caesar how do we feel about him I don't think I know enough about Julius Caesar to make about a lot of times yeah he did the idea about Marcus Aurelius I got fucking shanked yeah he did what about Teddy

1512
01:47:34,520 --> 01:47:54,520
Roosevelt what do you think about him it's pretty cool all right I think we all agree actually that Teddy Roosevelt was the fucking man George W Bush no no what about Kennedy I mean it's okay was he a robot yes

1513
01:47:54,520 --> 01:48:20,520
Kennedy like shaped the Democratic Party into what it was Kennedy was a great president an awful human being until he until he wasn't he got his he got his mind blown he got his clock clean he just cleared his thoughts yeah he just he had a hard reset he had to clear his mind my grandparents actually got married on the day Kennedy was assassinated

1514
01:48:20,520 --> 01:48:49,520
where were you on this Kennedy was assassinated seems like a perfect alibi set up yeah I was like I looked at one day I was like wait wait your your fucking anniversary is eleven to sixty three that doesn't make sense you ever read that Stephen King book no but my dad actually had it I never got to read it I watched it it was it's interesting I also loved

1515
01:48:49,520 --> 01:49:07,520
in in I watched the show yeah I also loved it an umbrella Academy how fucking five was sent back in time to kill Kennedy I didn't watch all season two but thank you for that yeah it's been out for two years well could he used a bit of a heads up on that one that's all the new season of black

1516
01:49:07,520 --> 01:49:21,520
years come you know is it I fucking love black mirror I only watched a couple episodes of it when I was back at the Hawk that was crazy I saw the fucking one episode where like the guy like had to like you know do like a whole bunch of tasks and then he ended up being a

1517
01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:48,520
pedophile and then have a stab the other pedophile yeah yeah you got fucked on that one and then I think I saw the one where the guy to fuck a pig or some shit yeah there's much a grand present yeah it was a putting like chips in people's minds that like record wasn't Miley Cyrus in one of the episodes yeah she was the celebrity that died and they continued to record songs using her AI voice yeah

1518
01:49:48,520 --> 01:50:11,520
it's going yeah dude have you heard the fucking Kanye West Viva La Vida yeah it's fucking weird it's fucking weird sounding you ever hear it look at us what yeah Kanye West did Viva La Vida like an AI Kanye West did Viva La Vida no no but it literally sounds like him that I fucking believe anything

1519
01:50:11,520 --> 01:50:22,520
that Kanye did at this point yo it's Kanye Kanye has a fucking uh he's all old timey and shit

1520
01:50:22,520 --> 01:50:49,520
I used to remember that picture you made of me that looks like George Washington oh yeah you should send me that again make that the cover photo yeah it's on my Google Drive that's what I was doing in paramedic school and somebody's probably profiting off of this that's the weirdest thing

1521
01:50:49,520 --> 01:51:16,520
it sounds like he has a good voice in this yeah he can't really sing like this yeah he can no he absolutely can he can't really hit vibrato no he can't but he's a decent he's a really good singer but the thing the thing about Kanye which was like that made him unique is that he made his own beats too that was like his main like thing like you know how Tyler the Creator made his own beats and shit like he made his own beats

1522
01:51:16,520 --> 01:51:31,520
like you know how Tyler the Creator made his own beats and shit like that's what made him like famous yeah he was a producer before he was a rapper yeah and then the fucking rapper for rapper to rapper

1523
01:51:31,520 --> 01:51:58,520
yeah I was listening to Amlin's sessions too what's that I was listening to Amlin's sessions we should we should we should release those two as like fucking like bonus content you want to talk about getting canceled yeah we said some what did you guys do back there Native Americans the original homeless he was like yeah I fucking hate Native Americans I hate the Irish I am a Native American and I hate the Irish

1524
01:51:58,520 --> 01:52:26,520
I hate the Irish I am a Native American and I hate the Irish I'm Native American Irish too my last name is Delaney he was like homelessness is a mental disease would you do that when you're going past the homeless and being like fuck these guys they're just experienced outdoorsmen we were going by and we were like oh shit was that a tranny I was like you can't say that that's transgender

1525
01:52:26,520 --> 01:52:48,520
he used to say some offensive stuff is tranny a slur I'd say I used to be funny I mean I think it's accepted in public society as a slur I if it should be or not leave that up to you to decide do you remember we're talking about the guy that beat up the woman that at the fried chicken joint oh yeah

1526
01:52:48,520 --> 01:53:11,520
there's this like big big black dude and his daughter that like got served that beat up this like fried chicken owner lady and her daughter because they weren't happy with the food and Dan was like well you don't know the whole story he could have dropped it and bomb and serve them some ice cold chicken

1527
01:53:11,520 --> 01:53:34,520
do you ever see the video of the fucking man slapping the soul out of a woman on the subway what no I love that video of the one where the guys like smack me in the in the convenience store oh yeah he fucking smacks him with a monster can no no no it was a twisted D yeah he was fucking waa

1528
01:53:34,520 --> 01:54:03,520
okay okay I'll tell you what dude getting punched or hit in the face is the quickest and cheapest education you'll ever get oh absolutely whatever you were doing that led up to that don't fucking do it again like it dude it's instant it's like that guy that time I got punched in the face in Albany yeah went over the railing yeah and I told that story on here before right I don't think so no you told it at the fire not not not not down here oh yeah so I'll just tell it real quick so there's these

1529
01:54:03,520 --> 01:54:32,520
people unsavory home brace they said unsavory home brace there's some people some inner city folks at this bar on Pearl Street and they were fighting with the bouncer and the bouncer wouldn't let them in and they're like pushing up against him and this one chick is scratching his bald head right and he's like fighting with him now I just got my EMT card so I thought I was protector of the world this is the best I've ever seen

1530
01:54:32,520 --> 01:54:56,520
protector of the world I'm gonna have to do something six foot two inner city male and I pull him to the ground and say get off of him I was five beers deep so I had no plan after that

1531
01:55:02,520 --> 01:55:30,520
I was just kind of hoping that would be the end of it right so this guy stands up and he's literally like six four so it's like the best moment and he's like you don't know me and he makes like a closed like this like this it goes across my face so hard that I went over the temporary railing and I get up and I look at him and I'm like yeah I don't know this guy

1532
01:55:32,520 --> 01:56:02,520
so I fucking ran I kept running until I ran into an Albany cop that was like a block down and I'm like dude this guy just punched me in the face down at Pearl Pub. Yeah sure he did. He was just looking at me like whatever dude. So what? He started walking over there like what do you want me to do about it? He probably deserved it. I couldn't hear out of this ear for like a week I felt probably like you feel all the time and yeah I was just like yeah don't don't get involved it's like it's

1533
01:56:02,520 --> 01:56:32,520
if it's not your place to get involved stay the fuck out of it. You never know because there's fucking crazy people out there. No the thing is the thing is there's things where you just gotta pick your fights. You should get involved in some scenarios. Dude road rage is stupid I just go I'm gonna murder your family and then they go. You know the guy who has a fucking gun in their car? Yeah. Oh my favorite was the guy who's like yo man pull over pull over fuck you man I'll fucking fight you. Then the guy pulls out a Glock and he's like oh fuck and he breaks super hard. My fucking my fucking girlfriend

1534
01:56:32,520 --> 01:57:02,520
drives like a maniac and if she gets caught off her feet she'll be like oh I'm gonna fucking follow this person. I'll be like you have no idea who he is. You have no idea who this person is. I'll be like based off the warning signs I see I see a confederate flag like a big ass pickup truck that's beat down. This is not the fucker you want to pick a fight with. I'm like this is the type of guy that I'm gonna get out of the car because it's my problem because you started a fight. I'm gonna get shot in the face and it's gonna be

1535
01:57:02,520 --> 01:57:32,520
probably crickets for you after that unless you get out but then like fuck man. Local EMT shot dead today. Because at that point your hands are tied. You gotta great my girl started a fight it's not like she's gonna I'm not gonna let her out there get her ass walloped. Like I mean. People could have a fucking gun in their glove compartment. Yeah I know one of our friends does. I'm very anti instigating when it comes to road rage. Yeah there's actually a Stephen

1536
01:57:32,520 --> 01:58:02,520
King story where the dude goes to visit his dad in a nursing home and he has like like a severe dementia. But anyway he likes to like steal things so he like steals a knife right and they go in the car and they get a car crash and the guy comes out with like a fucking gun and he starts another gun but he starts beating the shit out of the sun and the fucking dementia father comes out with like this knife little like that he sold from the nursing home and just stabs him in the throat.

1537
01:58:02,520 --> 01:58:32,520
And that was like the whole short story. Stephen King is fucking amazing. The most fucked up short story ever was the one that you told us about fucking guts with the fucking oh my god that's fucked bro. I hate that. Did you did you listen to that. It's fucked. Dude it's fucked up man. It's the guy who wrote Fight Club. He was telling a short story. He would like travel around and tell short stories and one of them was a story I'm not gonna get like that because we already talked about it.

1538
01:58:32,520 --> 01:59:02,520
But it was basically it was a story of he tells a story like it's him but it wasn't him but it is a true story of this kid who's swimming and he goes to the was at the bottom of the pool. Yeah. Well like they had the drain. Yeah. Because he liked the feeling of it like on his asshole and it sucked his intestines out. Oh that's in Final Destination. That's in one of those movies. But this is a true story. And like the detail that it goes into. Oh yeah. Fucking insane trying to grab his intestines like as he's underwater.

1539
01:59:02,520 --> 01:59:32,520
Like he can see. Oh yeah. That's actually happened. Yes it happened to somebody. Yes. Yeah. That's fucking brutal. That's what I remember. Yeah. I told you not to do that. I didn't do that. I used to read like horror stories like that. I love reading fucking horror stories and like shit where it's just like fucking gross and they try to fucking grab their internal organs stuff and back in. It takes a lot like for me to

1540
01:59:32,520 --> 02:00:02,520
get like grossed out by stuff now. Yeah. But that's still what dude what really fucking grosses me out like when it comes to like morbid shit is watching like teeth get extracted. Really. Oh dude. I've never been nauseous in my life from like gruesome stuff except for watching a tooth be pulled. Oh dude. There's just you know right. Huh. You don't feel it anymore. Right. What do you like. They numb it up. Oh the person doesn't feel that I feel it. Oh yeah.

1541
02:00:02,520 --> 02:00:32,520
I'm like watching it because it's like. Yeah I know what you mean. It's like it's like the same as like having fingernails pulled off. Dude it's barbaric but like they haven't found a better way to remove a tooth except for with fucking pliers. Yeah. You ever think about like how back in the day they didn't have any drugs that would like sedate you or numb you. Oh yeah they just fucking go. It's called alcohol. Five shots. They give you a bottle of Stoli from upstairs and what you have out of it. Or they chloroform you.

1542
02:00:32,520 --> 02:00:47,240
I've seen in Les Mis where the fucking and halfway like sells her fucking body for like ten dollars and they're like yeah I'll pay you like twenty dollars for your tooth and they just like hold her down and fucking rip it out like without any fucking beds.

1543
02:00:49,360 --> 02:00:50,360
And Hathaway is hot.

1544
02:00:51,840 --> 02:00:56,640
And then the fucking especially when she's bald in that movie and then she fucking hoarsers off out.

1545
02:00:56,640 --> 02:01:09,960
So and no and halfway is probably my least favorite actress or actor. I can't stand her. Why are you not like her. I can't stand her stupid face. That's how I feel about Bruno Mars. Yeah.

1546
02:01:11,680 --> 02:01:24,800
And Hathaway is that if I'm remembering correctly she's the one from Bird Box right. No that's a Sarah like Sandy Bullock's. Oh I remember and Hathaway. Yeah. Fucking Batgirl Catwoman in the end.

1547
02:01:24,800 --> 02:01:46,680
And her stellar to. Yeah. No I think Sandra Bullock is worse. Oh no no. Yeah you're right. I'm thinking a gravity which is Sandra Bullock. A different space movie. Yeah I fucking hate Sandra Bullock's face. She like makes me angry just looking at her. Same thing with fucking that fucking comedy movie with that fat. Yeah.

1548
02:01:46,680 --> 02:02:04,200
Yeah. Yeah the movie was hot. But fucking name fucking. I can't even remember. I fucking. There's another fucking woman that I just hate seeing her face. That's like a famous actress. Who's that fucking comedian. The fucking awful. Oh. Female comedian. Yeah.

1549
02:02:04,200 --> 02:02:34,160
She's so much. I just want to punch her. Chuck Schumer's. She looks like. No fuck it. She's like she does look like Miss Peggy. Remember what she has. Chuck Schumer's niece. That's really Chuck Schumer's. Yes. That's not a joke. Yeah. Really. That's Chuck Schumer's niece. Yeah. Yeah but she's a fucking bitch. And she is like. Yeah. I wore this leather dress to make me look sexy. It looks like a trash bag you fucking whore. Yeah. People are trying to be funny like us. You know.

1550
02:02:34,200 --> 02:03:04,160
Yeah but they're not. She's definitely. You know the biggest difference between us and her. We have penises so that makes us funnier. I will say it's harder to find funny female comedians. They do exist though. But they do exist. Yeah. Let's think about it guys. This goes into the whole thing with like women not having to be funny because that like like guys being funny.

1551
02:03:04,600 --> 02:03:24,880
It's part of like the mating process like in order to like actually get a woman if you're not like a fucking like Robert Pattinson looking motherfucker you got to be fucking funny. You got to be entertaining. If you're not an entertaining person and you're not like a fucking like 10 out of 10 you're not going to fucking get any women's attention.

1552
02:03:24,880 --> 02:03:48,400
That can apply to women too. No but women women like I guess. And I feel like it occurs less. It occurs way less because a woman could be a four out of 10. I don't have evidence to back it up but I feel like it occurs less. But like if you if you if like you're a four out of 10 woman you could still get a fucking eight out of 10 guy pretty easily because he just wants that. But like if you're a four out of 10 dude you better be fucking funny.

1553
02:03:48,400 --> 02:04:17,440
So like it's the whole thing of being like like it's it's it's a kind of sexist to say but guys have to be funny. Women just don't have that like thing where they need to be funny so they don't really like become like pretty good at jokes or anything. It's just kind of like it's like we're not good at makeup. We're not good at makeup because we don't do it. And they are not going to accommodate because they don't really have to like full on do it like we would.

1554
02:04:17,440 --> 02:04:32,240
I think it's it also comes down to just like the personality. It's like yeah it's just also the way that we have wired up different. Oh yeah. And the way that we talk to each other. If there was one woman here we would talk completely different. That is a hundred percent fact. Oh yeah absolutely.

1555
02:04:32,240 --> 02:04:39,040
Like that's like the thing like the way that we're talking right now there's a fucking woman I'd be like they'd be like oh Aunt Hathaway I'd be like oh yeah she's an actress.

1556
02:04:39,040 --> 02:04:58,640
Unless you know them well. You can't say that because they're you know that well. Not if you know them well. Yeah yeah I was going to say if you're like a tomboyish chick or like let's say I don't know. I have my girlfriend on I crack a couple of jokes that like set the tone like it's OK. She can deal with it especially if she jumped in.

1557
02:04:58,640 --> 02:05:12,800
Well you know if I had my girlfriend she wouldn't give a fuck. Exactly. These are the girls that we've known for fuck. Like if we have like a rando like you're not going to be like dumb whores right. Fucking some random girl on the fucking beach or some.

1558
02:05:12,800 --> 02:05:24,480
Or you're just trying to fucking show off and you know be the funniest because you're a fucking that's like natural selection. Yeah. Like you know I want to fight everybody in this room half the time because I want to prove that I'm the strongest.

1559
02:05:24,480 --> 02:05:39,840
Thanks for telling us that now. If it weren't for my fucking girlfriend getting me drunk the first couple of times I met her I don't think we'd be with one another because like she got me drunk enough to the point where I loosened up and I was saying like some pretty outlandish shit.

1560
02:05:39,840 --> 02:05:53,600
She thought it was really fucking funny and that's like pretty much where we're at now. So when I started dating. Being sober fucking blows. I'm going to be perfectly honest it's like what I'm coming the conclusion I'm coming to in life is that.

1561
02:05:53,600 --> 02:06:10,880
Just fucking drinking is the best thing in the world. I don't drink alcohol. But dude it's a wonderful fucking joke. When I first started dating my girlfriend. Sorry dude you're not old enough. She was. Put your ears. Alcohol is God's apology for us being self aware. That's what it is.

1562
02:06:10,880 --> 02:06:33,280
She's super. She was super liberal when we first started dating like hardcore liberal and I kept on cracking jokes. You can't say that. You can't say that. And I'm like like oh I'm going to say something else then. So I just kept going and eventually her humor got to the point where mine is and I'm just like piss on that person's corpse.

1563
02:06:33,280 --> 02:07:01,600
She was like that's funny. Yeah. Sounds like you got a good one. You met this chick he's talking about. Yeah. Yeah you met her. You like her. A lot of times. Yeah. Yeah. I'm putting him on the spot. Sorry. It's all that's happened since you walked through the door. You've been brutalized. Brother tell me. Just wait till we get to who wants to be a millionaire. You'll see me get interrogated. I don't think we're doing that tonight. Thank fucking God.

1564
02:07:01,600 --> 02:07:29,200
We need to let the engines cool on that. I got a night off. My girlfriend's like I'm getting sick of this who wants to be a millionaire. You always pick on the same guy. Listen if you're listening if you're listening right now I don't even know her name but hey I feel the same fucking way. I don't want to be put on the spot like that. My girlfriend also said Tyler's her favorite. Thank you. Thank you. Everybody knows I am the best person on this podcast. If I did a solo show this place would be a hit.

1565
02:07:31,800 --> 02:07:32,800
This place would crumble.

1566
02:07:42,520 --> 02:07:43,800
What's another word for information.

1567
02:07:46,200 --> 02:07:53,880
Propagation information. What's what's another word for it. Data. Yeah. Data wars data conflict.

1568
02:07:53,880 --> 02:08:16,720
Is the redacted podcast taken. I don't know. Like I thought redacted redacted files. I think I just think redacted would be good. Let me take a look. We just got to be untitled podcast and fucking promoter brand. Dude if we only have 30 other we got fucking linsky to sue all of them.

1569
02:08:16,720 --> 02:08:22,320
Yeah. Copyright infringement. See some dissent letters.

1570
02:08:25,960 --> 02:08:40,720
Way less but there is still a handful of podcasts call redacted. So unfortunately I feel like I feel like I feel like we're like halfway through then we're going to come up with another idea. I feel like all these podcasts. This is a question for the law. We got to get the lawyer on our lawyer.

1571
02:08:40,720 --> 02:08:59,760
Yeah. We'll be like hey can we sue people for having our title. Keep them on retainer. We just don't pay him. We pay him by being friends with him. Dude one thing I've learned in life is to just avoid a situation where you will ever need a lawyer.

1572
02:08:59,760 --> 02:09:24,280
This is one of them. You shut the fuck up until they get there. I watch all these fucking criminal psychology things. It's all these cases where it's like murder where there's like some evidence. If they just didn't talk and just said I want my attorney present they probably would get off on much less charges or they wouldn't have been convicted at all.

1573
02:09:24,280 --> 02:09:44,800
Like if I'm fucking ever arrested I'm like one day. He's the only good one. I suck. Sorry. Your name's attached now brother. My dad told a story before about how I had to get a lawyer. Yeah. So I actually did too when I was like 19. Would you have to get a lawyer for the fuck.

1574
02:09:44,800 --> 02:10:01,800
I tried to reach for this. I did a front flip. I got a ticket for 85 and a 55. That's pretty rough. That's a major speed. Which was almost an 85 and a 45. Because it was on that part on the north way that the sign changes to 45. I didn't know there was a 45 zone.

1575
02:10:01,800 --> 02:10:31,720
My fucking girlfriend did 75 and a 30 around the block from my mom's house on Easter dinner. She got pulled over and I'm calling her and I'm like hey where are you. She's like yeah I just got pulled over. I'm like and she's like I'm right around the block. I'm like oh fuck. I was still in my uniform and I'm like all right. I'm like I hate to be this dude but I'm going to see if the uniform gets us anywhere. Then she comes back five seconds later and she's like let it go gently. She's like yeah I got off. I'm like how.

1576
02:10:31,720 --> 02:11:00,680
I sucked his cock. No no no I saw her get pulled over and then I saw the whole thing transpire and he literally just walks up walks away and she's like I don't know I just told him I guess I'm dressed nice. I don't know. Let's be fucking nice. I'm like I'd be in the back of his fucking car right now. You can't count this. You can't contain me pig. I could have been in my uniform and I'd be in the back of his car. 75 and a 30. I'd be fucked. Are you insane. Yeah.

1577
02:11:00,680 --> 02:11:30,680
75 and 30. Yeah she just came out of a roundabout. She just sped up like it was still a highway. It's a village. Oh my god. I love her but Jesus Christ she's a horrific driver. OK Emily I'm sorry if you're listening to this. You are a terrible driver. I love you Cece. And listen listen Emily listen to this because I'm going to tell this story. You're going to be pissed that I told this story but this fucking happened. This oh my god. I had to for what I always do. I always do.

1578
02:11:30,680 --> 02:11:50,680
I always drive her around but for one day I drove I was in her passenger seat so I was in her passenger seat. She ate three curbs in one drive. She's like whoopsie whoopsie. You ate three curbs Emily. I've definitely done that in the ambulance.

1579
02:11:50,680 --> 02:12:06,680
We were we were fucking dropping her mom my girlfriend's mom back off in Connecticut and her her sister's in the backseat. We're both on the passenger side and Cece just fucking ate this curb and the whole time we're coming up to it you audibly heard the.

1580
02:12:06,680 --> 02:12:26,680
We were like getting close to it. She's like what the fuck. I'm like you just I'm like you just ate a curb. Like what do you want me to do. Her back her sister in the backseat Tania is like yeah like what the fuck. And she's like it wasn't that bad. We're like no. Like how the fuck did you not see. You're this far off the guard rail. It wasn't even the curb.

1581
02:12:26,680 --> 02:12:42,680
All my other girlfriends that I've been in the car with like like throughout like my dating life every single one of them ate curbs and they're like it's nothing. I'm like you fucking ate like three curbs and there's like whatever. I'm like I ate one curb and my entire car like exploded.

1582
02:12:42,680 --> 02:13:00,680
I think my ex was honestly a worse driver. She was Asian. Are girls cars like indestructible because I ate one curb. My fucking axle like broke off. She hit fucking three curves in one drive. She's like whatever.

1583
02:13:00,680 --> 02:13:29,680
Just let women's cars be more durable or some shit. It's like the bumpers while bowling. I had plans to fucking watch Avatar 2 in theaters. It came out like a couple of weeks ago. My girlfriend. I'm getting out of work. I work close to Cross gates. We're going to meet there. I had to change of clothes and she's like hey yeah. Just like completely weird like both like both the tires in my passenger seat.

1584
02:13:29,680 --> 02:13:48,680
My passenger side just popped. It's like oh yeah weird. It's like weird like what the fuck did you just hit. She's like I don't know like it must have been like a power like on Western Avenue. I'm sorry I drive that road like that's that's my old jobs based around that fucking road like no there ain't a bottle that'll do that.

1585
02:13:48,680 --> 02:14:04,680
She's like yeah well it might have. I'm like I'm thinking you hit like a curb hard. Didn't realize that your fucking tires were completely popped until somebody waved you off the road. Now we're here. Can you just never believe me. I'm like I fucking drive with you.

1586
02:14:04,680 --> 02:14:30,680
She's also like oh yeah I drove I drove 15,000 miles without an oil change. Is that bad. And I go yeah. She needs this hot girls hit. I'm going to get that. I'm going to get that as a dad gift for my one year. She's going to fucking hate me. I've had six years. That's like there's like 50 50 chance that goes over well or I'm in the doghouse.

1587
02:14:30,680 --> 02:14:55,680
Yeah. Do you remember I was coming into the to the green. What do you guys call it. The green ambulance. What is the Minty Boys. I was flying in there coming. I think it's coming from the other station actually. I think it's coming from Central Avenue. I had to make this connectivity and I pulled onto that road off of off of Central. What is it State Street.

1588
02:14:55,680 --> 02:15:16,680
And they just snowed. So I just kept going straight into the curb like 30 miles an hour dude and my wheel just folded under my car. Right. I'm like fuck. I was able to get it in the parking lot and I bent the entire control arm. I changed it right there in the parking lot. Middle of winter. But dude I just slammed into the curb so fucking hard.

1589
02:15:16,680 --> 02:15:32,680
So my worst. I was running late dude. You want to bend mine back into place. I think I got that going on with my truck right now. So my my second my worst one was something I got mandated on the Super Bowl Sunday which I took off because it was Super Bowl Sunday but I got mandated anyways.

1590
02:15:32,680 --> 02:15:51,680
And I'm like fuck. So I get home and I'm like I'm trying to rush home. It just snowed and I'm like fuck it's Super Bowl Sunday. I just want to get home. I'm going to my family Super Bowl party. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine. I'm going home. I'm already on my way home. I'm already there and I'm going down this hill.

1591
02:15:51,680 --> 02:16:11,680
I hill to my house and like OK. I'm almost home. I'm like OK. Here comes a turn. Why is my car not turning. Why is my car not turning. Why is my car not turning. And I hit the fucking curb with my wheels turned this way because the ice just just made me slide all the way down.

1592
02:16:11,680 --> 02:16:27,680
My fucking passenger side tires goes fucking looks like a fucking like when the when the back when the DeLorean fucking like all the wheels pulled out. Yeah it looked like that. And I'm like I'm just going to slide down the rest of this hill.

1593
02:16:27,680 --> 02:16:45,680
I'm just going to ride this one out. So I just I coasted it down my fucking thing just fucking slid down and then my uncle comes out goes. Yep that's broken. Thanks for the diagnosis. It was our uncle Mike. Yeah. So he was like yeah that's broke.

1594
02:16:45,680 --> 02:17:05,680
Very informative. Yeah I've been in a bit of a few car accidents. Yeah. Tell us some. Let's hear some car accident stories. Well actually. Scrape the bottom of the board. Yeah I think that's I think that shows that it's almost time to clear off. Car accidents.

1595
02:17:05,680 --> 02:17:23,680
I've been I got into one ambulance accident which was completely my own fault. The second time was the fuck up. Fuck you Casey. Back up. You almost fucking parked my head through the foot. Never mind. Now we're going to. Yeah I don't need a backer.

1596
02:17:23,680 --> 02:17:43,680
I wouldn't fucking needed anything with the way Casey handled this fucking red light. I'm over there doing somebody fucking almost hit me. I was got fucking smoked and flipped over. Clear your lanes Casey. Yeah clear your lanes. You're supposed to stop at each one. Stay in your lane boy.

1597
02:17:43,680 --> 02:18:10,680
Twenty one pilots. We go where we want to. I think that's a wrap. Yeah that's a wrap for today. Dude it's already midnight. That's so weird. Yeah. It does not feel like it. Yeah brother. Yeah brother. Yeah brother. Well thank you for coming on to my younger brother. Of course it was an experience. You're a fucking idiot.

1598
02:18:10,680 --> 02:18:30,680
But anyways thanks for watching everybody. This was the entitled podcast episode twenty seven. I got to play something to do and this out. All right. Jerry Springer we're going to miss you buddy.

1599
02:18:30,680 --> 02:18:59,680
I'm going to the show. Here we go. Jerry Springer's final thought here of doing this show. My gratefulness surpassed only by my surprise. My surprise that its longevity. How in the world did we last so long. Let's be honest virtually anyone could do what I do which is to basically say three things. You did what. Come on out. We'll be right back. You practice that and you'll be hosting your own show in no time. Oh there is one other thing that brings success.

1600
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Luck. Lots of it. And surround yourself with smart talented people who know a heck of a lot more about television than I do. Look I've been blessed through these 25 years to have people of enormous talent and drive producing a show of constant challenges which can't be saved day to day by simply booking a big name celebrity.

1601
02:19:21,680 --> 02:19:42,680
You see we don't have any on our show. No just regular folks of no fame little if any wealth and very little influence folks just taking a moment which they rarely have ever get to let the world know something about what they are thinking or feeling or doing. Admittedly it's often crazy or outside the norm of accepted behavior.

1602
02:19:42,680 --> 02:19:57,680
But what I've learned over our quarter century of shows is that deep down we are all alike. Some of us just dress better or had a better education or better luck in the gene pool of parents. I'll say it again.

1603
02:19:57,680 --> 02:20:12,680
Deep down we are all the same. We all want to be happy. We cry when we're hurt. We're angry when we've been mistreated and to be liked accepted and respected not to mention loved is the greatest gift of all.

1604
02:20:12,680 --> 02:20:28,680
Yes we're all alike. Know this there's never been a moment in the 25 years of doing this show that I ever thought I was better than the people who appear on our stage. I'm not better only lucky.

1605
02:20:28,680 --> 02:20:43,680
We've signed on to do a whole bunch more and as long as I stay healthy we will and on that note take care of yourself.

1606
02:20:43,680 --> 02:20:58,680
That was deep Jerry. You know what well put Jerry rest in peace. Is it possible for you to go back and shut our mics off so that it's just him. We should do that.

1607
02:20:58,680 --> 02:21:25,680
All right. And as always you know be kind to yourselves and each other.

1608
02:21:25,680 --> 02:21:35,680
Back to a title podcast. You thought we were done.

1609
02:21:35,680 --> 02:21:43,680
Tyler and dad just fucking how's that shit. Oh my God. He looks like he's on another dimension.

1610
02:21:43,680 --> 02:21:58,680
How many dimensions are there. I don't know like five six shit. He's just all of them. I'm back with a lot. Oh no Ali Max about to hit it.

1611
02:21:58,680 --> 02:22:13,680
Let me shake this up even though you're not. It says not to shake it. I'm going to shake it. You shake him even though the directions of vice and not to do so. What's he going to do next. He's going to go open it open it in cars.

1612
02:22:13,680 --> 02:22:31,680
Is that what you biological terrorism is specifically states do not open in cars or do not shake. That's a reactive policy. You fucking add water explodes chemical reaction.

1613
02:22:31,680 --> 02:22:46,680
It's just like a demon in your fucking sinuses. He's just got to get out and he doesn't go away for like five minutes.

1614
02:22:46,680 --> 02:23:01,680
Yeah buddy. He says my eyes. I got to say part of me part of me thinks I'm a masochist because I just like I want to do it again man. You know me too. Fuck fuck.

1615
02:23:01,680 --> 02:23:22,680
It's just a half hour of it just going around. What the fuck. I want to I want to take a fucking big boy with a crack the bottom of that shit right up to your nose. Ali Mac Ali Mac. Do you want to get tortured. No.

1616
02:23:22,680 --> 02:23:37,680
No but you're probably going to do it anyway. Now we'll get to that but we got bonus content here on the podcast. We are dedicating this bonus content to our Lord and Savior Jerry Springer.

1617
02:23:37,680 --> 02:23:39,680
Rest in peace Jerry.

1618
02:23:39,680 --> 02:24:07,680
One more time. Give me this. He's going for it again. He's done. He's done. I want to see. I was looking back. There's an episode. There's an episode that says Dan tries the ghost. I don't remember that though. I never tried to go. Oh wait wait.

1619
02:24:07,680 --> 02:24:26,680
No no I put it in my mouth and chew it. Right. Yeah. You don't get anything. It's all the seeds. Oh man. Yeah. Damn. All right. Well Jesus Christ. All right. We're down into probably what six minutes of this now.

1620
02:24:26,680 --> 02:24:47,680
Yeah. You probably should get this started off. All right. Fuck. We're we're gonna do Ali Mac. I got something for you. I'm actually kind of wondering how it's going to go because usually Tyler influences my answer. Oh this is a special edition of millionaire Ali back.

1621
02:24:47,680 --> 02:25:08,680
I didn't have any questions so we're going off the fly here. That's a very special edition. Ali Mac. We're just gonna make the questions. Oh we got we got good questions for him. He's gonna like it. He's not prepared to hit that every time he gets one wrong.

1622
02:25:08,680 --> 02:25:27,680
All right. Ali back. You know your life lines. You have 50 50 ask the audience phone a friend and double dip. You can phone Don Juan. You can phone Tyler if you want.

1623
02:25:27,680 --> 02:25:49,680
I'm ready. I don't like how it's on the fly. He's gonna ask some fuck shit here. All right. We got to we got an easy question for the first one. Who was the first president of the United States.

1624
02:25:49,680 --> 02:26:10,680
A George Washington C or B Thomas Jefferson C James Madison D Andrew Jackson. That would be George Washington my concern. Oh he got it. Did you actually think I did.

1625
02:26:10,680 --> 02:26:25,680
Yes I feel like that was a question. I was thinking you. You had me thinking that it was a trick question. I almost I mean I didn't know for two hundred dollars. Who was the second president of the United States.

1626
02:26:25,680 --> 02:26:42,680
A Thomas Jefferson B John Adams C James Madison seven or D Andrew Jackson Jefferson final answer. Yes.

1627
02:26:42,680 --> 02:27:05,680
That was incorrect. Ali back. You're holding your breath. That wasn't good enough. No I love this early American history. Ali back to go to who's the third president of the United States. Who was the third president of the United States.

1628
02:27:05,680 --> 02:27:24,680
I have a different question. You fucking do it. I refuse. I will not continue. Are you putting a John Adams a John Adams B Thomas Jefferson C James Madison D Andrew Jackson.

1629
02:27:24,680 --> 02:27:40,680
No I'm not doing the president. I'm being dead serious. Find me new questions. We're not doing this. No you know that's not fair. I don't know you want to use lifeline. No I'm not. I'm not answering the question.

1630
02:27:40,680 --> 02:27:56,680
Give me something other than presidents my guy. I'm not fucking. This shit hurts. Like I'm not. I know I'm going to get all these wrong. I'm not fucking doing that. That shit actually hurts. All right. I will throw up if I do another one and quick succession.

1631
02:27:56,680 --> 02:28:10,680
Daniel ask a question. All right. The car company Toyota. The original name was a Toyota with a D.

1632
02:28:10,680 --> 02:28:31,680
The Toyota with a B. C Toyota with a K or D Toyota with an F.

1633
02:28:31,680 --> 02:28:44,680
What the fuck did you just say. Is it a trick question or did this actually. That's a real question. I'm gonna go with Yoba. Yeah. What was that. Doesn't matter.

1634
02:28:44,680 --> 02:29:08,680
It's Toyota but it's I forgot that the D was a fucking option. That's why I went with B. Give me the fucking. All right. To make it fair. Me and Dan will take turns asking you questions.

1635
02:29:08,680 --> 02:29:33,680
It actually feels like an assault because it's so bad. All right. Me and Dan will take turns asking you questions. We're going for not a car guy. So I'm in the dark. I'm too early to use lifelines.

1636
02:29:33,680 --> 02:29:47,680
I'm going for five hundred dollars. Ellie Mack. Who is the third president of the United States. A. John Adams B. Thomas Jefferson C. James Madison D. Andrew Jackson.

1637
02:29:47,680 --> 02:30:03,680
That would be a letter F is and go fuck yourself. Ask me a different one. You want to use lifeline. No I'm not answering the fucking question. Put a little bit more effort in and give me a better question. Son of a bitch.

1638
02:30:03,680 --> 02:30:25,680
I think you got trivia questions. OK. I got a question. I got a question on a dark board. What number is directly opposite number one. A 17 B 19 C 21 D 23.

1639
02:30:25,680 --> 02:30:38,680
Give me 50 50. That was a significantly harder question. What. That was significantly harder than third president of the United States. Yeah. Yeah. If you know who it is.

1640
02:30:38,680 --> 02:30:44,680
All right. 50 50. Yes. Options are 19 or 23. 23.

1641
02:30:44,680 --> 02:31:07,680
Oh. I'm fucking 23. If I get it wrong I take a nice. Yeah.

1642
02:31:07,680 --> 02:31:19,680
I tried to catch myself. All right. I'll imagine taking another hit. I'm going to throw up. Not right now but I will.

1643
02:31:19,680 --> 02:31:41,680
I'm going for a thousand dollars now folks. Question. How many coca beans does it take to make one pound of chocolate. A 100 B 400 C 600.

1644
02:31:41,680 --> 02:31:58,680
Or D 1000. All right. I'm going to phone a friend and I'm going to ask Dan. Wait wait wait. I don't think you can ask the person to ask me the question. I didn't hear that rule established at a time.

1645
02:31:58,680 --> 02:32:09,680
Well think about it. Yeah dude. I don't fucking know. I'm thinking about it. I don't know though. So just so Casey knows.

1646
02:32:09,680 --> 02:32:19,680
Like a hundred. Wait wait. How many cocoa beans it takes to make what one pound of chocolate. One pound. So think of think of a thousand think of a pound of chocolate.

1647
02:32:19,680 --> 02:32:26,680
I'm going to go one thousand for a pound of chocolate. One pound. Think of a pound. Right. So a pound.

1648
02:32:26,680 --> 02:32:39,680
Cocoa beans aren't that heavy. Like a hundred of them would be like how many cocoa beans make one pound of chocolate. It's got to be six or one. It's got to be it's either 600 or a thousand.

1649
02:32:39,680 --> 02:32:58,680
What's your final answer. I can go a thousand. You already used a 50 50. All right fine. 50 50 again. You already used a 50. All right well then I'm going to ask the audience. I'm going to ask Dan. You already did that. No he just gave me a little hint. Yeah you asked him. What's the answer Dan.

1650
02:32:58,680 --> 02:33:10,680
What's your final answer. Ali back. Whatever he tells me. I'm asking the audience. Is it a thousand or is it four hundred. I mean I was going to say six hundred but now you're making me think it's four hundred. I'll go with four hundred.

1651
02:33:10,680 --> 02:33:29,680
Final answer. Yeah sure. You fuck me. I'm going to kick your ass. Thank you Casey gave me that one. I interrogated Casey psychologically and I got the answer. All right Ali Mack.

1652
02:33:29,680 --> 02:33:52,680
Six dollars. Tough question. All right. Well what are your bullshit. Early American history. How many colors are there in a rainbow. He asked this one last time didn't we. No I asked what the bottom one was the bottom color was. Yeah. Is it a five B six C seven D eight.

1653
02:33:52,680 --> 02:34:11,680
Well it's really that's a fucking interpretive question. No it's not. I can name them all. Well yeah but there's the fucking I can name them all. Yeah you. I bet you can. And I bet you I could be like well that's the pale blue and that's the strawberry. There's no way between the star.

1654
02:34:11,680 --> 02:34:31,680
There's a color. There's a color color color. So. Who the fuck is the dictate. How many colors are there a fucking rainbow. Ali Mack who dictates what a color is. Is Indigo a color. Yeah it very well. Maybe. Is magenta a color. If you know the colors the rainbow you know if they were colors.

1655
02:34:31,680 --> 02:34:35,120
But you bet you're real familiar with that rainbow, huh Casey?

1656
02:34:36,280 --> 02:34:38,700
We're gonna have to bleep that we'll get canceled

1657
02:34:40,920 --> 02:34:44,560
Jesus Christ, let me think of the pride flag

1658
02:34:46,560 --> 02:34:53,160
How many fuckers is that I think it's gotta be what were the options it's gotta be five right five six seven eight

1659
02:34:53,160 --> 02:34:58,940
Oh man, that's gotta be five or six that

1660
02:35:02,400 --> 02:35:07,760
Fucking six. I'll go six walk it in final answer. Yeah

1661
02:35:11,400 --> 02:35:13,400
He said six

1662
02:35:13,400 --> 02:35:21,560
Oh, it's five isn't it? It's seven. Oh, Roy G. Biff, bro. Red orange yellow green

1663
02:35:23,000 --> 02:35:25,000
Blue indigo violet

1664
02:35:26,240 --> 02:35:28,320
All right, yeah, that's that's bullshit

1665
02:35:28,320 --> 02:35:32,680
I'm gonna take a little half sniff on this because I could come up with a million different shades of colors that are in that

1666
02:35:32,680 --> 02:35:35,720
Thing that's a rainbow is literally a spectrum

1667
02:35:35,720 --> 02:35:42,700
Like it is it is a fucking just like you're fucking off. Yeah, you're damn right. Just like yours to you motherfucker

1668
02:35:44,840 --> 02:35:46,840
All right

1669
02:35:54,280 --> 02:35:59,600
Hawaii is an archipelago made up of how many major islands a

1670
02:36:02,200 --> 02:36:04,200
Three

1671
02:36:04,200 --> 02:36:06,200
B 8

1672
02:36:06,680 --> 02:36:08,680
C 6

1673
02:36:09,160 --> 02:36:11,160
or D

1674
02:36:16,200 --> 02:36:18,200
I don't even know this

1675
02:36:19,080 --> 02:36:22,000
No, I think I know I think I know I'm gonna go with six

1676
02:36:23,000 --> 02:36:25,000
I'm gonna go with six

1677
02:36:26,400 --> 02:36:28,400
I'm gonna go with six

1678
02:36:28,400 --> 02:36:36,000
I would think to final answer. Are you fucking kidding? Hold up eight eight

1679
02:36:36,960 --> 02:36:38,960
We're going with eight

1680
02:36:39,400 --> 02:36:41,400
Yeah

1681
02:36:42,640 --> 02:36:46,000
He changes answer did you fuck me I'm gonna go with six actually

1682
02:36:46,000 --> 02:36:55,960
I was trying to trust my gut and it wasn't getting me very

1683
02:37:02,240 --> 02:37:04,760
All right, it wasn't for I knew there was more than that

1684
02:37:07,600 --> 02:37:09,600
You know

1685
02:37:09,600 --> 02:37:14,360
You didn't ask me the question speaking of the founding fathers

1686
02:37:17,520 --> 02:37:22,760
This is the last early American history question I will be answering no, it's not

1687
02:37:23,280 --> 02:37:28,140
Ali Max was good. Also, we all know who's on the hundred dollar bill. No, don't we know

1688
02:37:28,800 --> 02:37:30,800
It's better than flake

1689
02:37:32,680 --> 02:37:34,680
What did you just say is been truly fine

1690
02:37:34,680 --> 02:37:38,500
I'm your boy Benjamin's benger or flagler

1691
02:37:40,280 --> 02:37:42,280
Who's on the $2 bill

1692
02:37:43,560 --> 02:37:49,920
Options a George Washington be Thomas Jefferson see Andrew Jackson D

1693
02:37:50,640 --> 02:37:52,640
Benjamin Franklin again

1694
02:37:53,880 --> 02:37:57,660
Picture in the fucking big get-together they have in the back of the dollar bill

1695
02:37:57,660 --> 02:37:59,660
I can't even remember what the front of it looks like

1696
02:38:00,360 --> 02:38:02,640
Because the back of a $2 bill is weird

1697
02:38:02,640 --> 02:38:04,640
It's like a whole bunch of politicians

1698
02:38:04,640 --> 02:38:09,240
Yeah, so it was actually the not the signing of the Declaration of Independence

1699
02:38:10,240 --> 02:38:14,840
But it was like when they all met to like and to like yeah

1700
02:38:16,840 --> 02:38:18,840
Well, I knew that at least

1701
02:38:24,760 --> 02:38:31,280
Fuck I don't even know what it is. Give me the options one more time George Washington Thomas Jefferson Andrew Jackson

1702
02:38:31,280 --> 02:38:33,280
Benjamin Franklin

1703
02:38:33,280 --> 02:38:39,280
Fuck it. We tried Benji boy. I think early on this something for this for some and we'll go with him again

1704
02:38:39,840 --> 02:38:46,800
Yeah, wait, no, hold up. It's probably the second fucking president. It's the $2 bill and who's that?

1705
02:38:49,280 --> 02:38:51,840
Jefferson right I don't know

1706
02:38:52,880 --> 02:38:59,280
Do I better not fuck this up dude? I fucking makes up fucking Jefferson and that Franklin

1707
02:38:59,280 --> 02:39:05,280
All the fucking time. They are the same person. They are the same fucking person

1708
02:39:07,280 --> 02:39:09,280
Let me go with B

1709
02:39:11,280 --> 02:39:12,720
I

1710
02:39:12,720 --> 02:39:16,880
Very well may have mixed them up and got it wrong. It's either B or D. I'm gonna go with B

1711
02:39:17,600 --> 02:39:19,600
Jefferson I guess

1712
02:39:19,600 --> 02:39:21,600
I guess

1713
02:39:26,800 --> 02:39:28,800
Wow

1714
02:39:29,040 --> 02:39:33,780
That was a complete guess but I was like fuck if George and he was even the second person he was

1715
02:39:34,640 --> 02:39:36,640
Fuck. Yeah, baby

1716
02:39:36,800 --> 02:39:43,160
All right. Well my thought process led me to the correct guess which I was wrong with even though that question was already

1717
02:39:43,160 --> 02:39:50,360
Asked okay good. Oh, we got Dan's got the next question. It's a scary motherfucker

1718
02:39:51,080 --> 02:39:53,560
I don't know what you're about to ask going for eight thousand dollars

1719
02:39:55,000 --> 02:40:00,840
In the battle of Gettysburg. Yeah, how many horses were killed? It's gotta be a shitload

1720
02:40:01,800 --> 02:40:03,800
a 100

1721
02:40:04,680 --> 02:40:06,680
B 3000

1722
02:40:07,640 --> 02:40:09,640
C 10 000

1723
02:40:09,640 --> 02:40:13,640
Or D 20 000

1724
02:40:15,880 --> 02:40:17,880
That's tough

1725
02:40:17,880 --> 02:40:23,960
I don't know what type of fucking cavalry they were using there. It might have just been a lot of fucking foot soldiers for all I know

1726
02:40:23,960 --> 02:40:36,680
About it was 1000 it was 100 3000 10 000 or 20 000

1727
02:40:40,440 --> 02:40:43,960
I'm just gonna do that fucking shit we used to do in middle school where

1728
02:40:44,840 --> 02:40:46,520
it's a

1729
02:40:46,520 --> 02:40:48,760
Answer like that. It's got to be in the middle somewhere

1730
02:40:48,760 --> 02:40:54,120
I would think otherwise you really know how to ask some questions. It might be a hundred

1731
02:40:54,760 --> 02:40:56,760
I mean it very well could be

1732
02:40:57,640 --> 02:41:01,960
Like I feel like Gettysburg's an open field. They might be using a shitload of cavalry

1733
02:41:02,520 --> 02:41:04,520
like i've seen unless they fucking

1734
02:41:05,000 --> 02:41:07,480
Tore down all the buildings. I don't fucking can I give them a clue?

1735
02:41:07,880 --> 02:41:09,720
Give me give me a clue. All right

1736
02:41:09,720 --> 02:41:17,320
Lydia Lyster who owned a small farmhouse used by george mead as his headquarters found 17 dead horses in her yard

1737
02:41:17,320 --> 02:41:23,480
Her only compensation for the extensive damage to her property was selling their bones at a half cent per pound

1738
02:41:24,360 --> 02:41:29,640
So one person found 17 dead horses in her yard. Whatever the highest was D

1739
02:41:31,240 --> 02:41:32,600
I'm gonna guess

1740
02:41:32,600 --> 02:41:34,600
It was a small

1741
02:41:34,680 --> 02:41:36,680
It's a small in that too

1742
02:41:37,320 --> 02:41:39,320
For her yard. Did it say it was?

1743
02:41:39,720 --> 02:41:42,040
He said it was a small farmstead, I think

1744
02:41:43,640 --> 02:41:45,640
Small farmhouse. Yeah

1745
02:41:45,640 --> 02:41:48,200
So she found 17 dead horses just in her yard

1746
02:41:48,840 --> 02:41:53,800
It's just in her yard too. That's not even the property. So 50,000 men died

1747
02:41:56,360 --> 02:41:58,760
It's estimated how many how many horses

1748
02:41:59,960 --> 02:42:01,240
I'm gonna guess

1749
02:42:01,240 --> 02:42:03,000
50,000 men

1750
02:42:03,000 --> 02:42:06,780
They couldn't have had a horse for every five guys. That seems ridiculous

1751
02:42:09,320 --> 02:42:12,600
That's a lot of horses man, well, I mean you say it's ridiculous

1752
02:42:12,600 --> 02:42:15,640
But I didn't think five percent of all people die in car accidents

1753
02:42:16,360 --> 02:42:18,360
It's true

1754
02:42:22,200 --> 02:42:24,200
Shut the fuck up

1755
02:42:27,080 --> 02:42:29,640
What was b 6000 b was 3000

1756
02:42:30,520 --> 02:42:34,280
Can I get the geographical area of how big gettysburg is?

1757
02:42:35,160 --> 02:42:37,160
Can I like try to do this?

1758
02:42:38,520 --> 02:42:41,640
I'm trying to think like 17 horses per yard

1759
02:42:41,640 --> 02:42:46,200
How big is this place if you want to try and do some some math?

1760
02:42:47,480 --> 02:42:50,520
On this I like I like I like the way you're trying to figure it out

1761
02:42:51,000 --> 02:42:54,120
Yeah, but I mean like it's not like every I mean you're gonna have variation

1762
02:42:54,200 --> 02:42:59,800
She might have got shafted in the horse department. Maybe a bunch of horses just got fucked up on her. I don't

1763
02:43:00,280 --> 02:43:04,060
I don't know the battlefield was 17.75 square miles

1764
02:43:04,060 --> 02:43:10,860
17.7 square miles this chicken 20 square miles 20

1765
02:43:15,260 --> 02:43:17,420
50,000 people died how many

1766
02:43:18,780 --> 02:43:24,540
How many acres in a square mile? I'm just sorry. Let's not start asking other questions. We're gonna go with 6 000

1767
02:43:25,020 --> 02:43:27,020
That wasn't an option

1768
02:43:27,020 --> 02:43:34,380
But but I like where you're going what were my options

1769
02:43:36,220 --> 02:43:38,940
It was a 100

1770
02:43:39,980 --> 02:43:41,980
b 3000

1771
02:43:42,540 --> 02:43:45,980
c 10 000 or d 20 000 i'm gonna go 3000

1772
02:43:48,220 --> 02:43:51,020
I'm gonna go 3000 on this one. Yeah

1773
02:43:51,020 --> 02:43:53,020
Yeah

1774
02:43:58,540 --> 02:44:04,380
Hey, it got me there 3000 fucking horses, it's a lot of fucking it's a lot of fucking steak

1775
02:44:05,260 --> 02:44:07,660
Ellie mac, I don't even know. I think you're on the

1776
02:44:09,020 --> 02:44:11,520
We're at the mile mark here $25,000

1777
02:44:11,520 --> 02:44:20,400
I'm back. What is the wood planet in the solar system is furthest from the sun?

1778
02:44:23,280 --> 02:44:28,960
A neptune b saturn c uranus d. Pluto

1779
02:44:30,240 --> 02:44:36,240
Pluto's not a planet. You asked me this in the last podcast didn't you? No, I could have sworn you did

1780
02:44:36,240 --> 02:44:42,400
But if you did that that one's hazy to me the 420 episode. I really partook in

1781
02:44:47,600 --> 02:44:52,480
Saturn uranus i'm leaning uranus because let me think it's you're leaning to my anus

1782
02:44:55,360 --> 02:45:01,520
Mercury fuck what's the acronym? It's my angry die. Can't even fucking remember

1783
02:45:01,520 --> 02:45:09,920
My very remember is my very something

1784
02:45:13,600 --> 02:45:15,600
I know it's verner

1785
02:45:16,960 --> 02:45:20,400
I know it's mercury venus earth mars

1786
02:45:22,560 --> 02:45:24,560
And then it gets hazy

1787
02:45:24,720 --> 02:45:27,680
Fuck it gets a little hazy from there. It gets a little hazy there

1788
02:45:27,680 --> 02:45:33,200
I'm gonna go with neptune. I'm switching up your answer from uranus

1789
02:45:35,040 --> 02:45:37,040
You didn't like uranus too much

1790
02:45:38,000 --> 02:45:43,120
I feel like uranus is closer. Yeah neptune. It's like ah

1791
02:45:43,840 --> 02:45:48,000
Deep ocean it's way back there now. You're making me second guess myself

1792
02:45:48,720 --> 02:45:50,720
I'm gonna go with neptune

1793
02:45:50,720 --> 02:45:57,600
Yeah, neptune. It's like ah deep ocean. It's way back there now. You're making me second guess myself

1794
02:45:58,960 --> 02:46:03,060
Dude if I fuck this because you giggled this is on you. We'll go back to uranus

1795
02:46:05,440 --> 02:46:07,440
Are you sure about that?

1796
02:46:07,840 --> 02:46:14,800
Yeah, don't be pissed off if you fuck me up. I didn't I didn't do anything you did you completely influenced my answer, bro

1797
02:46:14,800 --> 02:46:23,760
Don't let me get a flu to your answer. You see the way this fucking douchebag giggles dan

1798
02:46:26,080 --> 02:46:29,600
Do you know this shit I have was new paying attention to the question

1799
02:46:33,440 --> 02:46:37,840
He asked what the fucking deepest planet in our solar system the farthest away from the sun. Yeah

1800
02:46:37,840 --> 02:46:44,160
Oh, but you said planet you did say planet though, right? Yeah. Okay. Yes, pluto. I knew was out

1801
02:46:45,120 --> 02:46:49,680
but fucking it was neptune uranus or um saturn

1802
02:46:50,720 --> 02:46:57,600
And I was fucking i'm juggling between neptune and fucking uranus and he's just making me fucking change my answer. I don't even know

1803
02:46:58,640 --> 02:47:00,240
I'm thinking

1804
02:47:00,240 --> 02:47:02,240
motherfucker

1805
02:47:02,240 --> 02:47:09,600
I'm gonna do neptune fuck it lock it in and just don't even react this time just fucking plug it in

1806
02:47:09,600 --> 02:47:11,600
I don't even care if I got it right or wrong

1807
02:47:12,320 --> 02:47:14,320
And it's uranus. Oh

1808
02:47:14,400 --> 02:47:19,600
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

1809
02:47:19,920 --> 02:47:21,920
Final answer is uranus

1810
02:47:26,160 --> 02:47:30,960
As uranus no you got right it's neptune. Oh, well I turned it around

1811
02:47:30,960 --> 02:47:37,280
I'm not gonna take a sniff of it. You played the music. Fuck you. You fucked my answer. You locked in your you locked in neptune

1812
02:47:38,400 --> 02:47:41,840
I did I locked it in I locked neptune in first

1813
02:47:42,960 --> 02:47:47,440
I considered uranus and then I locked in neptune. Are you sure you want to change it?

1814
02:47:48,080 --> 02:47:54,560
I already said finally. You robbed me you motherfucker. Going for $50,000. You got the answer right

1815
02:47:54,560 --> 02:47:59,360
All right, here we go

1816
02:48:02,640 --> 02:48:05,840
My restless leg syndrome has never been so bad in my life

1817
02:48:08,720 --> 02:48:15,540
All right, the international space station weighs how many pounds approximately

1818
02:48:18,480 --> 02:48:20,080
A

1819
02:48:20,080 --> 02:48:26,160
5 000 pounds that's too light b 20 000 pounds c

1820
02:48:27,360 --> 02:48:29,360
1 million pounds no

1821
02:48:29,760 --> 02:48:30,960
or d

1822
02:48:30,960 --> 02:48:32,960
60 000 pounds

1823
02:48:35,120 --> 02:48:41,280
That's a lot of pounds 1 million also not in order I know we're gonna go delock it in

1824
02:48:41,280 --> 02:48:49,040
Um, that was a quick there's no there's no logic

1825
02:48:49,200 --> 02:48:55,760
It just it just it just seems right. It's hit me. It's one million just seems ridiculous, but it for all

1826
02:48:55,840 --> 02:48:57,840
I don't I honestly can't really

1827
02:49:02,800 --> 02:49:04,800
So what were the options again

1828
02:49:05,840 --> 02:49:07,440
Yeah

1829
02:49:07,440 --> 02:49:14,880
It was like one thousand did I say five thousand? Yeah, which I thought was way too low five thousand twenty thousand

1830
02:49:15,120 --> 02:49:21,600
a million or sixty thousand and like twenty thousand and sixty thousand seemed like my only two options here and I figure with like

1831
02:49:21,680 --> 02:49:26,640
how it mean that's just gotta be a lot of metal there and I know it's lightweight shit, but

1832
02:49:27,920 --> 02:49:29,920
How much can a tractor trailer weigh?

1833
02:49:30,480 --> 02:49:32,720
Bro, I don't fucking know a lot

1834
02:49:34,000 --> 02:49:36,000
I think tractor trailer can

1835
02:49:36,000 --> 02:49:38,000
probably weigh about

1836
02:49:38,160 --> 02:49:40,160
I don't know 50 60 100

1837
02:49:44,000 --> 02:49:49,840
You think something that's worth I don't know a couple trillion dollars might be pretty heavy, right?

1838
02:49:51,280 --> 02:49:54,160
I mean, I don't know space you gotta fly that shit up in a rocket

1839
02:49:54,240 --> 02:49:56,960
I mean, you're clearly turning me towards a million because that's the only

1840
02:49:57,520 --> 02:49:59,920
Highest I can go but if you fuck me over here

1841
02:49:59,920 --> 02:50:05,700
I'm sure sixty thousand was my initial guess but i'll take his hint and i'll go with it with a million

1842
02:50:07,700 --> 02:50:09,700
I guess so

1843
02:50:14,820 --> 02:50:18,980
Okay, I stand corrected it's a lot bigger than I thought it was

1844
02:50:19,980 --> 02:50:22,820
925,000 pounds which give or take is about a million pounds

1845
02:50:24,740 --> 02:50:26,740
Give or take about 60,000

1846
02:50:26,740 --> 02:50:31,380
Fuck going for a hundred thousand dollars now, I mean

1847
02:50:35,060 --> 02:50:39,700
And uh in humans, how long is the average pregnancy last

1848
02:50:39,700 --> 02:50:55,700
A 36 weeks being 38 weeks c 39 weeks d 40 weeks

1849
02:50:58,180 --> 02:51:00,180
All right, we got to find that fucking

1850
02:51:02,980 --> 02:51:04,980
Man we got raid man over here

1851
02:51:04,980 --> 02:51:11,700
Does he need a pen and paper do we have a pen and paper? No, no, you got the nines trick sold out

1852
02:51:12,340 --> 02:51:14,340
It's like four four months

1853
02:51:15,780 --> 02:51:17,780
Four weeks in a month

1854
02:51:17,780 --> 02:51:20,740
Fuck i'm crossed man. This shit's fucking horrible

1855
02:51:21,300 --> 02:51:23,300
So that makes 36

1856
02:51:23,700 --> 02:51:26,100
I'm gonna go 36 by the uh, good old

1857
02:51:27,460 --> 02:51:30,980
By the good old finger trick there finger trick final answer. Yeah

1858
02:51:30,980 --> 02:51:32,980
Yeah

1859
02:51:34,660 --> 02:51:36,660
Finger trick

1860
02:51:41,380 --> 02:51:44,660
Oh, I would say 38 I thought it was 38 that's very nice

1861
02:51:45,620 --> 02:51:48,260
Let me see average he doesn't even know

1862
02:51:48,980 --> 02:51:50,740
It's not 36

1863
02:51:50,740 --> 02:51:53,940
That's not it's longer than nine months. So this is 40

1864
02:51:54,900 --> 02:51:56,660
No, it's 39

1865
02:51:56,660 --> 02:51:58,660
Wow, you're a nurse. So I trust you

1866
02:51:58,660 --> 02:52:02,820
Yeah, I trust I trust the internet actually case. I trust that you said 36

1867
02:52:04,100 --> 02:52:08,180
Casey didn't know it either. So he has to take a hit too. You go first

1868
02:52:10,900 --> 02:52:14,500
No, I said 30 die that was the right answer, I don't know he's saying 40 man

1869
02:52:15,460 --> 02:52:19,620
Oh, there you go. Oh, there you go. See now I can do it now. I can do it

1870
02:52:19,620 --> 02:52:27,620
I'm conditioned at this point. I can do it. Fuck me

1871
02:52:29,140 --> 02:52:36,200
Ali back your own for two hundred and fifty thousand dollars 250 000

1872
02:52:39,380 --> 02:52:41,380
I'm not doing too hot this episode

1873
02:52:44,020 --> 02:52:47,940
I you guys asked me really good questions to fuck me up when i'm high

1874
02:52:47,940 --> 02:52:52,500
I honestly got to give you credit there like every time I play back these episodes

1875
02:52:52,580 --> 02:52:55,940
I don't even remember half the questions being asked because that's why I am

1876
02:52:56,420 --> 02:53:02,340
And i'm always just like fuck i'd get most of these you ask good questions for a high person and look like a clown though

1877
02:53:03,380 --> 02:53:05,380
Dan go ahead

1878
02:53:05,440 --> 02:53:07,440
nicotine

1879
02:53:08,740 --> 02:53:11,620
The name comes from the ambassador to which country

1880
02:53:13,860 --> 02:53:15,860
All right, so this is gonna be a shot in the dark

1881
02:53:15,860 --> 02:53:17,140
hard

1882
02:53:17,140 --> 02:53:18,900
france

1883
02:53:18,900 --> 02:53:20,900
spain

1884
02:53:20,980 --> 02:53:22,980
The united states

1885
02:53:23,540 --> 02:53:27,320
Or mexico use lifeline nicotine

1886
02:53:29,300 --> 02:53:33,940
Is okay does this dude have a name that kind of sounds like it would

1887
02:53:35,700 --> 02:53:40,740
Like he's of the general ethnicity of his population dude, I think I fucked it up

1888
02:53:41,940 --> 02:53:43,940
Okay

1889
02:53:43,940 --> 02:53:47,140
And hold on a sec. We're gonna we gotta get another one

1890
02:53:48,180 --> 02:53:50,180
Okay, what?

1891
02:53:50,180 --> 02:53:52,180
Yeah, I fucked it up

1892
02:53:52,420 --> 02:53:58,020
None of those even sounded remotely like that would be the country that this dude's from that was just terrible

1893
02:53:58,020 --> 02:54:01,220
You can look I would have guessed something like that on your own time

1894
02:54:02,740 --> 02:54:08,260
Figure out how nicotine got its name. I just I fucked it up casey. You got this one. I didn't I didn't have one

1895
02:54:08,260 --> 02:54:12,020
All right, all right

1896
02:54:15,460 --> 02:54:18,660
All right, your questions are typically easier

1897
02:54:20,260 --> 02:54:24,260
I don't like dance questions. I've been fucking hard. I don't even know the answer to those questions

1898
02:54:25,060 --> 02:54:27,380
He's asking you like fucking random shit

1899
02:54:29,620 --> 02:54:32,900
Yeah, but like that last one about the iss I probably should have got that one

1900
02:54:32,900 --> 02:54:38,980
I should have known that that's gonna be one that i'll beat myself up for when sober me listens to it

1901
02:54:39,620 --> 02:54:41,620
For sure. I know

1902
02:54:41,620 --> 02:54:43,620
I'm fucking space nerd. I know that

1903
02:54:45,460 --> 02:54:47,560
I'm back. All right

1904
02:54:53,540 --> 02:54:55,540
For 250 000

1905
02:54:55,540 --> 02:54:57,540
Dollars

1906
02:55:01,220 --> 02:55:03,860
What is the second element on the periodic table

1907
02:55:07,300 --> 02:55:12,040
A hydrogen b helium c oxygen d nitrogen

1908
02:55:20,420 --> 02:55:22,180
My options again

1909
02:55:22,180 --> 02:55:26,180
A hydrogen b helium c oxygen d nitrogen

1910
02:55:30,500 --> 02:55:34,820
I feel like it has to be like more or less in the order of what's more abundant

1911
02:55:36,420 --> 02:55:38,740
And obviously in our air, it's fucking uh

1912
02:55:40,740 --> 02:55:42,740
Primarily oxygen and hydrogen

1913
02:55:45,540 --> 02:55:50,100
Actually oxygen is only like what like fucking 12 percent 19 percent or whatever the fuck it is

1914
02:55:50,100 --> 02:55:53,060
I know it's primarily hydrogen, but fuck so

1915
02:56:00,980 --> 02:56:03,460
My thought process could be completely incorrect there

1916
02:56:04,100 --> 02:56:09,620
But I feel like it's got to be about like what's more prevalent and hydrogen. I feel like we know it's carbon

1917
02:56:10,420 --> 02:56:12,420
No carbon one thing. No

1918
02:56:13,220 --> 02:56:16,260
Not an answer. I was theorizing of what was first, but no

1919
02:56:16,260 --> 02:56:18,260
Yeah

1920
02:56:18,500 --> 02:56:21,540
Could be fucking healing because the periodic table bro

1921
02:56:22,580 --> 02:56:29,220
What's in the upper left hand corner? Dude? I didn't we in my classes. I never had to fucking like memorize that or anything

1922
02:56:29,860 --> 02:56:31,060
like

1923
02:56:31,060 --> 02:56:33,060
Use lifeline, bro

1924
02:56:33,700 --> 02:56:39,300
Ah, man use lifeline you got s phone a friend and get double dip

1925
02:56:40,980 --> 02:56:44,100
Let's double dip again pick two answers

1926
02:56:44,100 --> 02:56:51,080
All right, we're gonna double dip with hydrogen and oxygen and what's your first answer hydrogen

1927
02:57:00,900 --> 02:57:07,160
All right, i'm gonna go wait hold up there's now my remaining answers are oxygen nitrogen nitrogen

1928
02:57:07,160 --> 02:57:09,160
The helium nitrogen

1929
02:57:12,760 --> 02:57:15,100
I feel like it's got to be either oxygen or helium

1930
02:57:24,280 --> 02:57:29,160
I feel like it's I don't know is oxygen up there though

1931
02:57:31,240 --> 02:57:33,240
I don't know man. He might be hanging out

1932
02:57:34,360 --> 02:57:36,360
with the other fucking homeboys

1933
02:57:36,360 --> 02:57:38,840
I can tell you that hydrogen was the first

1934
02:57:48,120 --> 02:57:50,120
We're gonna guess oxygen

1935
02:57:51,560 --> 02:57:54,680
And if it's helium i'll i'll kick myself in the pants but

1936
02:57:54,680 --> 02:57:56,680
But

1937
02:58:04,600 --> 02:58:06,600
See you helium

1938
02:58:06,680 --> 02:58:08,680
I was a nitrogen fuck

1939
02:58:09,080 --> 02:58:10,040
Now

1940
02:58:10,040 --> 02:58:15,160
Now i'm not even mad because i'm taking guesses and honestly i'm proud of my thought process for getting me that far

1941
02:58:15,160 --> 02:58:17,160
I'm proud of you aliexac

1942
02:58:17,720 --> 02:58:20,600
Because I really had no fucking clue. I have no fucking clue on most of these

1943
02:58:20,600 --> 02:58:27,240
But i'm actually coming up with more profound thought processes than I your high mind your thought processes

1944
02:58:27,560 --> 02:58:29,560
Fucking awesome, bro. Let's fucking go

1945
02:58:33,320 --> 02:58:35,560
Dan's last question for uh, 500 000

1946
02:58:38,920 --> 02:58:47,160
Which of these european union countries does not use the euro as its currency, oh I like that one a poland

1947
02:58:47,160 --> 02:58:49,640
Poland b denmark

1948
02:58:50,920 --> 02:58:52,920
c sweden

1949
02:58:53,000 --> 02:58:55,160
Or d all the above what?

1950
02:58:56,760 --> 02:58:59,160
Wait read the answers again a poland

1951
02:59:00,920 --> 02:59:02,920
B denmark

1952
02:59:03,320 --> 02:59:05,320
c sweden

1953
02:59:05,800 --> 02:59:07,800
Or d all of the above

1954
02:59:07,800 --> 02:59:16,600
If you threw england in there I would uh

1955
02:59:18,280 --> 02:59:22,680
I have no fucking idea besides seeing the answer I wouldn't have known

1956
02:59:27,400 --> 02:59:29,400
You got one lifeline left

1957
02:59:29,400 --> 02:59:36,280
Fuck don juan no you can phone any friend you can phone tyler

1958
02:59:38,360 --> 02:59:42,440
Don juan is the one who asked this question indirectly i'm angry that he did

1959
02:59:43,800 --> 02:59:47,320
I say because in fucking norway it's called like kromer or some shit

1960
02:59:47,720 --> 02:59:52,040
It's some like weird unit of fucking currency. Thank you for letting me know that wasn't one of the options

1961
02:59:52,120 --> 02:59:54,200
I know it wasn't and that's why i'm irritated

1962
02:59:54,200 --> 02:59:59,960
Because if norway was on there, I would have jumped at it but fucking sweden is right next to norway

1963
03:00:01,320 --> 03:00:03,800
And I don't fucking know if they use euros

1964
03:00:04,440 --> 03:00:06,440
You know, he's found a friend

1965
03:00:06,520 --> 03:00:08,520
I know I can but I don't like doing it

1966
03:00:10,520 --> 03:00:13,000
Fucking call tyler and he'll give me the wrong answer

1967
03:00:14,120 --> 03:00:17,240
Just be pissed off at him. He's the only one i'd call right now

1968
03:00:17,240 --> 03:00:23,400
And I know he won't be he'll act confident and then act surprised when I get it wrong. So

1969
03:00:24,280 --> 03:00:27,960
I'm not gonna call him on this one. I don't think he'd know this

1970
03:00:31,080 --> 03:00:36,360
Call don juan I know I could but I still got the million dollar question coming up man

1971
03:00:39,800 --> 03:00:44,440
You wanna know what we haven't heard those all of the above things going around all too often

1972
03:00:44,440 --> 03:00:49,320
So we're gonna go with that answer. That's my high thought processes that I haven't heard all the above

1973
03:00:49,640 --> 03:00:54,360
So we're gonna go with d unless fucking dan really just couldn't come up with a fourth option

1974
03:00:55,080 --> 03:00:57,320
Final answer don't do your taxes when you're high

1975
03:01:00,120 --> 03:01:04,280
All right, I don't know what influence this was down my answer but we're still gonna go with d

1976
03:01:08,280 --> 03:01:10,860
If you really threw that in there fuck me over i'm gonna be upset

1977
03:01:12,200 --> 03:01:14,200
Oh my god

1978
03:01:14,200 --> 03:01:18,680
My thigh my high thought process worked off there. I was just trying to stress you out

1979
03:01:19,240 --> 03:01:24,280
Well, you did i'm glad I stuck with my guy. You're trying to stress him out now. Lollipack's going for a million dollars

1980
03:01:26,040 --> 03:01:28,040
Even though I already am like

1981
03:01:28,120 --> 03:01:31,000
Literally like 50 percent of the answer is correct at this point

1982
03:01:31,560 --> 03:01:37,720
This was actually once a millionaire. I would be fucking at home. You just would be beating you up. All right, let's play

1983
03:01:37,720 --> 03:01:42,120
A million dollars lmao

1984
03:01:44,120 --> 03:01:48,680
One million smackeroos i'm back who was the third president of the united states

1985
03:01:50,440 --> 03:01:56,680
Not doing it a george washington b john adams c thomas jefferson d andrew jackson

1986
03:01:57,800 --> 03:02:00,680
Fuck it d just go d andrew jackson

1987
03:02:01,320 --> 03:02:03,320
Go fuck yourself

1988
03:02:03,320 --> 03:02:05,320
I

1989
03:02:06,440 --> 03:02:13,000
Fought a friend ali back. No fucking all right jefferson fucking jefferson just fucking no

1990
03:02:13,400 --> 03:02:16,280
I'm not you're not getting what you want out of this

1991
03:02:16,760 --> 03:02:21,560
Fuck you and your fucking president questions in your goddamn early american history

1992
03:02:21,800 --> 03:02:27,560
You know, I don't know it and i'm not gonna go home and study it just so I can do this shit either

1993
03:02:28,280 --> 03:02:32,520
So no, I will not be grabbing my fucking middle school textbook fucking

1994
03:02:32,520 --> 03:02:35,400
Take your pick i'll fucking flip a coin here

1995
03:02:36,840 --> 03:02:38,840
That won't work call a friend. No

1996
03:02:39,880 --> 03:02:41,000
No

1997
03:02:41,000 --> 03:02:44,680
No, fuck a friend. Fuck a friend. What are my options again?

1998
03:02:44,920 --> 03:02:51,240
I'm taking a shot in the george washington b john adams c thomas jefferson d andrew jackson c

1999
03:02:52,760 --> 03:02:57,400
I don't even remember what his name was already. It's already gone for me. I'm going with c

2000
03:02:57,880 --> 03:02:59,880
Thomas jefferson, I guess so

2001
03:03:00,520 --> 03:03:02,440
Sure

2002
03:03:02,440 --> 03:03:04,440
you

2003
03:03:07,240 --> 03:03:09,240
Fucking retard

2004
03:03:10,040 --> 03:03:12,040
Boom, baby

2005
03:03:13,080 --> 03:03:14,840
Get fucked

2006
03:03:14,840 --> 03:03:19,740
Fuck this game. Yeah, what a fucking million dollars with the early american history

2007
03:03:22,680 --> 03:03:27,800
I already can't even what did I guess jefferson? Yeah. Oh good good for him

2008
03:03:27,800 --> 03:03:33,320
Man, is that guy is that the same fucker on the two dollar bill? Is that frankie boy?

2009
03:03:33,560 --> 03:03:36,600
No, it's the same fucker you could ask literally man

2010
03:03:36,680 --> 03:03:42,520
I'm telling you right now if you asked every single question you asked on this podcast to me next week

2011
03:03:42,760 --> 03:03:44,760
I'd probably still get most of them wrong

2012
03:03:45,960 --> 03:03:48,120
I don't remember because you'd still be hot

2013
03:03:54,760 --> 03:03:56,760
Fucking

2014
03:03:56,760 --> 03:03:58,760
Back I fucking hate the show

2015
03:03:59,960 --> 03:04:03,480
Fucking podcast who wants to be a millionaire?

2016
03:04:03,880 --> 03:04:09,240
I want an all-expenses page right to fucking sober up on your couch for the next two hours and then drive home

2017
03:04:10,360 --> 03:04:12,360
That's what I want

2018
03:04:13,400 --> 03:04:15,400
Turn the music down

2019
03:04:15,800 --> 03:04:17,800
jesus

2020
03:04:19,720 --> 03:04:22,200
Oh my god, yeah, I get so i'm gonna fucking bring my

2021
03:04:22,920 --> 03:04:25,400
I don't know bring my of age cousin

2022
03:04:25,400 --> 03:04:27,400
On the show

2023
03:04:27,560 --> 03:04:31,560
We'll butcher him. Would he be better at millionaire? Oh fuck no

2024
03:04:32,760 --> 03:04:37,640
Oh fuck. No, he's the smartest kid. I know when it comes to book smarts, but when it comes to

2025
03:04:38,840 --> 03:04:42,520
So actually, I don't know he might be able to pull some questions out of his ass

2026
03:04:42,680 --> 03:04:48,920
Yeah, because he's one of those people he's like the opposite of me. He's got the book smarts, but common sense just is not

2027
03:04:50,280 --> 03:04:52,280
He don't have a whole lot of that

2028
03:04:52,280 --> 03:04:55,400
I love you cam. You're a great guy, but fuck

2029
03:04:58,440 --> 03:05:00,440
Oh, yeah, sorry forgot

2030
03:05:01,000 --> 03:05:03,880
I'm gonna say you kind of drifted off there for a little bit. It's on facebook

2031
03:05:04,920 --> 03:05:08,120
Like buddy, we don't need another question. I don't know if you're looking at opera. What?

2032
03:05:08,760 --> 03:05:12,680
Oh my god, that was great. All right. Well, it's good never disappoints

2033
03:05:13,800 --> 03:05:15,800
Well, i'm glad you guys are having fun

2034
03:05:18,040 --> 03:05:20,040
Well, uh, we'll wrap this one up

2035
03:05:20,040 --> 03:05:23,240
Yes, we will that was some good bonus content good bonus content

2036
03:05:23,960 --> 03:05:27,800
Like us on facebook email us with your tits at

2037
03:05:28,360 --> 03:05:31,960
Untitled podcast 73 at gmail.com. It's an actual

2038
03:05:32,920 --> 03:05:34,360
Do we it is?

2039
03:05:34,360 --> 03:05:39,560
Oh, we're gonna get some viewers with these fucking ads, bro. Wait, what was the do we actually have ads?

2040
03:05:39,880 --> 03:05:43,640
No, we don't we got a commercial. Yeah, but is it it's not playing anywhere

2041
03:05:44,200 --> 03:05:46,760
It will be oh really whereabouts

2042
03:05:46,760 --> 03:05:50,760
Oh really whereabouts on uh, like spotify

2043
03:05:51,400 --> 03:05:52,680
itunes

2044
03:05:52,680 --> 03:05:57,160
Apple music how much did you have to pay for that? It's like it's like 18 to run an ad

2045
03:05:58,040 --> 03:06:00,040
So i'm just gonna try one

2046
03:06:01,720 --> 03:06:09,000
Oh god, you can't actually get a following i'll be scared. Jesus christ. I know right. I'm actually kind of scary. What are you doing?

2047
03:06:10,520 --> 03:06:12,520
Are you calling

2048
03:06:12,520 --> 03:06:16,520
I was just I was just seeing if I could make like a bleeping noise with my phone. Yeah

2049
03:06:20,440 --> 03:06:27,000
Our greatest uh, our greatest condolences to uh, jerry springer rest in peace my friend

2050
03:06:27,960 --> 03:06:29,080
Yeah

2051
03:06:29,080 --> 03:06:31,880
Your condolences to him. Yeah for dying

2052
03:06:32,760 --> 03:06:39,320
I don't think he cares about too much right now. He's gone gone too soon jerry rip. Hopefully you're in heaven, but

2053
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I don't know and so these be kind yourselves

2054
03:06:44,760 --> 03:06:47,400
And each other now you're gonna have to see both parts there

2055
03:06:48,680 --> 03:06:50,680
Goodbye

2056
03:06:51,800 --> 03:06:56,280
For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?

2057
03:06:57,640 --> 03:07:00,200
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

2058
03:07:00,200 --> 03:07:06,040
What you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet

2059
03:07:09,560 --> 03:07:16,680
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb

2060
03:07:18,280 --> 03:07:20,280
Extended episodes

2061
03:07:24,600 --> 03:07:26,840
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

2062
03:07:26,840 --> 03:07:31,560
Oh, they're killing they're killing already born babies and sell them to the chinese

2063
03:07:34,520 --> 03:07:41,160
Somewhere in china, all right in some base what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall

2064
03:07:41,160 --> 03:07:53,160
So then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens

2065
03:08:11,240 --> 03:08:13,240
But if she got hay

2066
03:08:15,480 --> 03:08:22,440
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump beep

2067
03:08:23,080 --> 03:08:27,720
Nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has

2068
03:08:28,600 --> 03:08:30,600
Taken it to the next level with the birds

2069
03:08:34,520 --> 03:08:40,200
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make

2070
03:08:40,200 --> 03:08:45,960
Them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage

2071
03:08:46,040 --> 03:08:48,040
They're going to be a

2072
03:08:48,200 --> 03:08:52,040
You can cut it open. You're going to see blood cuts. No circuitry, but let me tell you their technology

2073
03:08:52,040 --> 03:09:08,040
Is absolutely violent which by the way big brother is the overlord

2074
03:09:22,040 --> 03:09:24,040
So

2075
03:09:35,480 --> 03:09:41,480
George soros is an actual nazi collaborator. Okay, i'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real

2076
03:09:41,720 --> 03:09:43,720
Okay, look it up. Look it up

2077
03:09:43,960 --> 03:09:49,320
He says that he was doing this shit george soros actually worked with the fucking nazis during the home

2078
03:09:49,320 --> 03:09:53,160
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loves

2079
03:09:53,480 --> 03:10:00,440
He was having a great fucking time george soros is the fucking devil. Okay, he's not fucking doing this

2080
03:10:01,320 --> 03:10:05,000
George soros is fucking he's the actual fucking ringleader for all this

2081
03:10:05,000 --> 03:10:09,000
Shit

2082
03:10:09,000 --> 03:10:32,360
Fucking get it. Oh, no donald trump the fucking word person out there. Fuck trump. He's not the actual fucking leader. It's george soros. It's bill gates. It's fucking elon musk. It's everyone out there

2083
03:10:39,000 --> 03:10:41,080
Just paid off