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Welcome to the titled podcast.
Episode 420.
That's just kidding.
The 420 motherfucker episode.
These fucking punks are drinking weed.
This is like the most stoner song
sublime.
Happy 420 Ali Mag.
Happy 420 Casey.
Fuck you.
Ali Mac looks like he's on
Mary James Last Dance.
Not his last dance with Mary Jane right now.
Mary Jane.
I remember that episode.
That was episode where you had the picture
of your highest balls.
And you're like don't take that picture, bro.
Well, no, that was the Ghost Pepper episode.
The picture was of my fucking ass drooling everywhere.
And yeah, I did almost have a panic attack.
That was the highest.
You also had the highest balls.
Yeah.
That was a good one.
So Dan is either hit or miss in coming today.
He said that he's going to try though.
So that's cool.
Yeah, I'm Casey.
I'm here with your favorite co-host, Tyler and Ali Mac.
I'm back from Ohio.
I'm back from New York City.
Damn, dude.
So what's been going on this week?
Fucking Taiwan and China.
I haven't been paying attention.
I literally got back.
Taiwan's gearing up for a war with China, bro.
So if China attacks that, we have US soldiers on Taiwanese soil.
So if they attack that, that's an attack on US soldiers.
So we're going to World War Three, baby.
Yeah.
I think I read like 80 percent of Americans would support
a war with China if they attacked Taiwan.
I don't know how true that statistic is.
I just hate China.
I want to punch China in their fucking
not going to say words now.
I think that statistic might be a little bit exaggerated.
Where do you get that number from?
I just read some bullshit CNN.
Yeah, probably mainstream mainstream media.
That's fucking fake news, bro.
So, Mr.
Alex, you've been interested in another Alex recently.
I have been.
Let's let's let's hear about that.
So I've just been I don't know.
I've been fucking around.
I dabble in my usual podcast, went back and decided to listen to the whole
Alex Jones, Joe Rogan episode.
It's fucking awesome.
It's like the best five hours of your life.
It's pretty fucking insane.
Like, I'd rather have that podcast than me.
A Khalifa for five hours.
Whoa, bro.
You'd rather have Alex Jones and me, Khalifa.
Yeah.
If I got to talk to Alex Jones for five hours or be in the same room with me,
a Khalifa who's definitely probably not going to sleep with me for five hours,
I would talk to Alex Jones for five hours.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just the thing is, is that fucking
it takes someone like Joe Rogan to keep him centered on his shit.
Like, the reason he comes across as such a fucking lunatic is because he's on this
show alone, just waiting with nobody to cool him down.
So he's jumping from fucking topic to topic to topic.
He's like spewing all this shit.
All he needs is someone to keep him on track.
He goes on Joe Rogan.
He's like, what are your sources?
Where are you hearing this from?
And he backs it up every time.
Like, he knows he's not just babbling complete nonsense.
He just sounds like a fucking idiot.
And a lot of this stuff is far fetched.
He's not right on everything.
His thing is you can have sources, but your opinions can be fucking crazy.
Yes, exactly.
Interdimensional vampire demons.
And obviously the whole Sandy Hook thing.
He fucked up. He fucked up.
He did not fuck up to the length of whatever it's up to.
One billion dollars.
That is insane.
That's that's ridiculous.
They're trying to bury it.
No, I think they got a trillion on now.
I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised.
You can only you want some onion rings.
Fuck. I'll take a fucking.
There's some fries in there, too.
I'm not going to eat them all.
You're not going to eat the fries.
No, I mean, I like this is just for everybody.
Now I ate way too much.
Fair enough.
I'll get in there on some of them fries, bro.
You want some?
No, I'm good.
But yeah, did you see that thing?
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Taylor's birthday.
Hey, happy birthday, Hitler.
No, let's not say that on this podcast.
All I'm saying is that Germany had a pretty cool leader.
One boy.
So you see this thing this week where that that guy shot that girl, that 16 year
old girl, yeah, like being in the wrong coming up the wrong driveway.
Yeah, he like chased them down.
I did hear.
He didn't like he didn't like just like
a shooter at her front door, like he like chased her down the driveway.
It's not a Warren County.
Was that in Warren County?
No, shit.
Yeah. Upstate New York.
So what was the outcome of that?
They died.
No, I know that.
He got he got arrested.
Yep.
With second degree murder.
Yeah.
You're going to get charged with second degree murder for chasing down children.
The assault rifle is justifications like I'm on my property.
I think I think that's what it was that people were like revving their engines
in his driveway. So I'm fucking killed someone.
Yeah.
He created a hostile environment.
I just feel like he was he feared for his life.
I just feel like there's a couple of steps he can take in between revved
engines and fucking cutting people down, tracking and shooting.
There's another one this week where a guy
shot African American kid because he knocked on the wrong door.
We can say black on this podcast.
The kid die.
Tyler, you infuriate me.
You actually infuriate me.
Yeah, he did.
He he died.
Black is a perfectly fine thing to describe a black person.
So what I can say what I fucking want is this fucking freedom of speech, Tyler.
God, God.
Wait, is it just me, though?
Or when we were kids, was black politically incorrect?
I don't know. It felt like it was.
I know that there was one that was like colored coloreds politically incorrect.
I know that I'm not going to go around calling people.
Fuck it.
Yeah, I wasn't going to drop an end bomb there, but I was going to use something
for context and I understand it may be bad.
But like like the N words, I think at the top there, like the N words at the top,
I think colored is below the N word.
Like it's definitely below the N word.
But I think color actually it is below
because we're not even going to say the N word, but we can say colored.
I don't think you can say that.
I don't think you can.
Well, since we're already bleeping shit out, the color is the color that means
black in Spanish, I don't think you should go like you can't use that.
That's that was actually politically correct back in like, I think the 60s.
I know. And now it's not.
But that's what I actually say.
I was saying about the thing with the pronouns and the shooter that if you like
call and start calling people, it's like a slur.
Now, if you start calling people by the wrong pronouns, who the fuck cares?
Their shooter fucking that that young lass.
But even like just miss
misgendering someone with pronouns is now like a slur.
Wasn't it?
What is it? The lady or guy?
Like, I forgot at this point, it was a male to female.
No, I thought it was a female to male.
It was a they them Tyler.
Fuck knows him.
Yeah, whatever.
Fuck him. Shooter.
I'm happy they're dead.
Fucking burning out a piece of shit.
You killed three kids.
Fuck you.
I don't give a shit.
Fuck that person.
Well, I think it's just the culture of America where if something's wrong or we
have like crazy people, everybody just get the gun and goes to town shooting people.
Hey, I got like not to get off topic, but I want to give a Kanye update on what
happened. Did you see why?
What he said recently?
He goes, Oh God, I don't.
What did our boy Kanye get into?
He goes, I don't hate the Jews anymore.
I watched 21 Jump Street and Jonah Hill's pretty cool.
You fucking.
That's actually what he said.
He's a lunatic man.
He's like, I realize that the Jews are pretty cool because Joe
fucking 21 Jump Street is Jonah Hill even Jewish?
I think he's mistaken with fucking what's his name?
The fuck's his name?
He's definitely I think Joe Hill is.
Is Jonah Hill Jewish?
I mean, I don't know if I can say this, but he kind of looks Jewish.
Let me look this up.
Is Jonah Hill actually Jewish?
Can I say that or is that too much?
I can't tell.
Everything you fucking have said so far is too much.
I didn't say what he did.
I wasn't around here dropping sea bombs.
If that's a thing. Sea bombs?
You mean cunt bombs?
Dropping fucking cunt bombs.
Jonah Hill is Jewish.
He had a bar mitzvah, so he is Jewish.
Does that really make you Jewish?
Yeah.
I'm down with all religions that don't come knocking on my door trying to fucking sell me on shit.
Oh my God.
We should make this the
thing. What was that?
Where is that a picture?
Is that from Ohio?
No, that's my room.
Easter bunny suit from the fucking Christmas story.
Yeah.
So when I was in Ohio, I went to Cleveland.
Or yeah, Cleveland.
And I went to see the actual place where the Christmas story was filmed, like in the house.
Like they actually have like the whole house and it's like a museum now.
And it was actually fucking really cool because it hasn't been changed since the 1980s.
Like the entire thing is exactly the way the Christmas story was.
It has like it even has the Christmas tree up.
Fucking like all it's fucking crazy.
I love it.
But I bought the pink bunny suit from it.
You can just go in.
It's just like somebody's house.
No, you pay twenty bucks and you can take a tour of the entire house.
And then you go to the museum across the street and then they have a gift shop next to the museum.
What?
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
So just owned by some company.
It's owned by like a couple of fans of the movie.
And then they just kind of like made it exactly like the movie.
How big of a fucking...
I mean, really, how does that movie spawn big enough fans that want to buy the house?
I would buy it if I had the money.
People, I heard like people go to the Breaking Bad house and they like throw pizzas on the roof.
And the people that live there are like super mean.
And they like put up like electric security fences around their property.
And they're like, whenever you like stop on the street to look at it,
they just come out and scream at you.
Yeah, my buddy,
my buddy went there like a year after the show ended.
And it wasn't before like the electric fences and everything.
But he came over and he was going to do the pizza thing to be a fucking asshole.
And some old lady came out and just lit into him.
He was like, fuck, man.
He took a picture for Instagram.
He's like a quarter mile down the street.
Like his thumbs up.
He just got screamed at by like an 80 year old.
So I have private property, you mother fucker.
Get the fuck out of here.
You're buying that house to get fucking.
That's just a place.
Yeah, I was reading that they do that to everybody that comes up.
So I went to Ohio to go to the Football Hall of Fame.
That's why I actually like went there.
I didn't go to Cleveland just to fucking do that.
But the Football Hall of Fame was actually really fucking cool.
Like I'd recommend it if you like football.
But my favorite part of the entire thing in the Football Hall of Fame was I was
going through they have like the hall, the bust of like all like the players
that are in the Hall of Fame.
And I was going through Canton, right?
Can't. Yeah. OK.
It's like 40 minutes from
Cleveland. Gotcha.
So I was there and I found OJ's bust.
Mr. Mr. OJ Simpson, the man who is acquitted of murder, who definitely didn't murder
his wife, but I was there.
It's where it.
So I was there.
And then these two fucking like hillbilly people come up, like as I'm looking at it
and they turn to me like that motherfucker should not be in the Hall of Fame.
He disgraces this entire hall with his face.
Let's go. The fuck did you just say?
And I was like, that's disgusting.
Fucking kept walking.
I'm like, bro, you ever go to art museums?
Yeah, I've gone to be so weird.
Yeah, people just stand there and go, hmm.
What do you think the artist was thinking when they did?
Well, Van Gogh's skeleton smoking a cigarette, so I think he was fucking
started. Yeah, he was fucking high as fuck.
What do you think it's like all this shit about like in depth and all the
colors, the colors here show that he was feeling these emotions.
I'm like, I'm a fucking artist.
I just paint whatever color I
when I when I fucking paint shit, I'm just like, I'm just going to paint
because I want to fucking paint.
He's not like I'm not like feeling any and what makes like art valuable, though?
I don't get either, but I was reading about it like why Da Vinci's art and shit
is like the Mona Lisa.
I like it took him like years to paint
because he like had to keep painting it and let it get dry and make new layers.
And like the like the fucking Napoleon
picture where he's on like the fucking horse and shit like I get why like the
super like hyper realistic paintings and shit are valuable because not only are
they so bad ass as fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
I never you take that for granted when you're a kid in school.
And then you realize like how cool some of those fucking paintings were.
And also battles that must have fucking happened and how fucking detailed these
paintings are. And this motherfucker is just like, yeah,
I'm going to do this with my fucking brain because we don't have pictures back then.
We're like, this guy probably fought in the war.
He's just like, this is how I deal with my fucking PTSD.
I'm just going to paint the fucking war.
Hey, Napoleon, can you go over there and stand there for like, I don't know,
like seven hours?
You have to make a painting of me real quick.
Well, on to my travels in fucking New York.
This was the first time I've ever been stoned in New York.
And it just got me thinking because like I was I remember prior to those mushrooms.
No, I did not. I did not eat them yet.
I don't know. We'll dabble into that.
Maybe I'll have someone to report back for the next episode.
Maybe you should do it on the podcast.
I don't know about you'd be fucking Alex Jones is right.
There's aliens.
You're going to be here. No, no, no.
I want to I want to be in a spot where I'm not going to.
I don't know. He can't stick a mic in front of my good.
You're good here. I want to feel this is a safe space.
I want to like listen to like Adele and shit.
I'm pretty sure Adele.
Fuck it. All right.
I said
to the
man
he
he could have had it.
Oh,
but he said
to me.
Anyway, New York.
Oh, yeah, New York.
So anyways, I remember it was occurring to me like a little bit,
but I really wasn't giving it much thought because I'm like, all right,
like I'm just going crazy.
But I saw so many people that like I
swear to Christ, I had faces repeating like in the same outfits.
Like I was saying, and it really was.
It got me going on the NPC thing pretty hard.
And it got to the point where it wasn't even like I was like, oh, man,
that kind of looked like that chick.
And I'd be like, no, that's the same.
Yeah. I'm like, I'm two burrows away now and I am dead shit positive.
I saw that person 10 minutes.
Yeah. Like I was like, all right, like, damn.
I mean, a lot of these people are fake.
Like these people do not have their own personal lives.
I mean, you play cyberpunk, right?
Like, yeah, we both play cyberpunk.
You know how in cyberpunk when you just go into the city?
Oh, dude.
Oh, fuck.
Ali Mac just took a fucking.
Oh, my God, it hurts.
Why would you not warn us?
Oh, I didn't know.
I didn't know.
I thought it was just like a little bit more powerful.
Oh, my God.
Jesus.
Oh, my God.
You're like, man, that is so much stronger than any of the other.
Smell it.
Oh, my God.
Fuck, man.
Did either of you do them yet?
I warned you, man.
Tyler, are you really going to go for it?
Oh, yeah.
Dude, it's actually big.
Oh, fuck.
Dude, right?
Oh, fuck.
It still burns.
I was like two minutes ago.
Oh,
oh,
I know smelling songs folks.
Oh, my God.
Brought to you by.
Oh, my fuck.
I'm a cry.
That is a perfect punishment for who wants to be a millionaire.
Oh, my God.
Does that hurt?
I can see the sun and it's night time.
Oh, my God.
I'm fucking wide away.
Holy shit.
This has got to be like a prank.
That's illegal.
That should be illegal.
That's a prank.
That's not even.
He took a big whiff.
Oh, fuck.
Casey's down.
We got a man down.
He is on the floor writhing in pain.
He took a way bigger whiff than I think me or Tyler did.
Oh, my left nostril.
Like, is your nose running now?
It hurts.
My nose is like fucking running.
That is debilitating.
Holy shit.
I didn't even like get into my sniff.
It was like as soon as it hit my nose.
No, because I didn't even breathe.
Like I just like I fucking like did one of these with it.
And I was like, holy fuck.
Casey is still down on the floor.
We.
Wake up.
Fuck, man.
That is some serious shit.
Wake the fuck up.
I'm tearing up.
Did you hear the bell?
My eyes burn.
My nose. Yeah, you can hear the bell.
My eyes burn.
My fucking nose burns.
Oh, God.
That shit's fucking not good.
Oh, God.
I thought I was going to throw up everywhere.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, I was like, we can't.
Oh, my nose.
I think the fucking.
Oh, my God.
I was like feeling like a little stuffed.
That shit made me fucking feel that shit.
Wow.
I think of the garbage can ready for you because I thought you're just going to
throw up all over the place.
So how much more powerful is this?
This has to be at least like eight or nine.
Probably a hundred.
That's like a fucking ghost pepper.
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If you do not get the effect,
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You know, Rydos are fucking mean motherfuckers.
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They just fucking charge you and murder.
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we will give you a full refund and an apology.
Let me see this shit.
Where can we find those motherfuckers?
Could I ever apologize?
You know, like we're sorry we didn't fucking kill you with this.
We yeah, I was trying to fucking die.
So man, that's me in the fucking ICU.
That's a perfect wake someone from the dead.
Someone's dead.
This will wake their dude that shit.
So like when I was talking earlier, I literally just cracked the bottle
and I had the effect of these things.
Yeah.
Like that is not even that has to be.
This is a new one.
We cannot stress this enough.
Atomic Rhino Red Line is extremely strong.
Keep away from face unless you are a rhino.
Feel the horn.
Yeah, that shit is insane.
I don't like how the there's no way sports players use that shit.
They do.
Use this one.
Yeah.
Hey, it says read the instructions.
Oh, it's like your atomic rhino is ready.
Do not add water.
There is no need to shake.
Well, we've been fucking up that rule.
Please use extreme caution and do not open and confined spaces.
That means no fucking cars.
Does it say that?
It says no cars.
I should say that.
It should fucking say that.
If you have any questions, please. Why is it all in capital letters?
That could be used as like a fucking chemical weapon.
If you just like in a car and you're like, oh, I want to make this guy crash it,
crack open the bottle, let it on the floor.
Five minutes, they're dead.
That car.
They're dead.
Yeah, because did you add water to this?
No, no, no.
So it just comes like this.
Yeah, that is this is evil.
It's fucking red.
This is Satan's fucking coke.
Are you going to do it again?
I want to do that again, but I'm not going to do that again until who wants to be a
millionaire if we do it, if we do it, if we don't, that's fine.
Then I'll just take a hit out of pity.
Oh, I just cracked that.
I don't know. We're doing it.
Let me just let me let me get the crack effect here.
Wow.
Oh, it's it's got a bite.
It's bad.
It's got a horn, bro.
Feel the horn.
My left nostril and my left eye and like the top of my head.
No, like I feel like I just got like shot up this way.
Like I got like shot like right here.
It does kind of feel like a fucking gunshot.
My fucking earwax felt like it was melting in my ear after I took a hit of that shit.
I feel like you gained your left ear back.
Yeah, I felt my left ear.
I channeled the inner spirit of John DeWong.
All right, we're going on about these assaults for a little bit too long here.
I just want to talk one more.
They're fucking.
Let's let's let's tell.
Let's describe how this fucking looks.
It's fucking dark red.
Yeah, it's dark red.
It comes in a clear bottle that says atomic red line Rhino smelling salts.
And there's a nuclear bomb going off.
This shit is like fucking Satan's fucking nose hair or some shit.
Like, I think they captured a demon in here.
Yeah, and you're just fucking smelling it.
If there's if there was like a if you're
comparing the smelling salt to like the hottest peppers in the world,
that's the Carolina that's fucking Pepper X right there.
That's the hottest one.
Like that shit fucking like the cracked ones.
Those were those were they'll wake you up.
The fucking the last the last smelling ones we got the last like bottle ones.
That's definitely a step up to the crack.
But but this thing atomic right now fucking dude, atomic right.
I lost Casey Casey's Casey.
Why don't we just pause it?
I think we need to take a break here.
Atomic Rhino is literally like Atomic Rhino is literally like one of the worst
experiences I've had in the smells world.
And I smelled like three day long, like four day long corpses.
And this is worse.
All right.
Be a little more stories.
Here we go.
No, but like just like, you know, it's comparable.
It's comfortable.
It is. That shit is fucking bad.
You know, when your body recoils from something because it's so badly smelling.
Yeah, that was like when I was on the other smelling salts, I like made the
conscious choice to tap out to like yank my head away with those things.
It was a knee jerk reaction.
I had to kick my head back.
It was too painful.
I never had one of these.
I want to take a sip.
It's gone.
Casey's might have a swig left.
It's not.
Never had fucking blue ribbon.
It's very white trashy.
I'm not trash and I'm in trouble so far.
That's the beer they drink.
I do touches the blue ribbon just turns into white trash.
I'm a Guinness guy myself and I like Coors Banquet.
Like if I'm drinking beers, I'm drinking Coors Banquet.
If I'm drinking to get drunk, it's Coors Banquet.
If I'm drinking to like have like a social thing, I'm going to have a Guinness.
You ever done a half and half?
I might have.
Same brewery.
It's still Guinness, but it's Guinness Harp.
I think I have.
So they do that for the first half and then they put just Guinness Stout on top of it.
Huh.
And it's nice because it works perfect.
Like you drink the Guinness, then you have like this weird like zone where it's
kind of mixed and then you have the lager for the rest of it.
Does it actually like fucking like separate in the glass too?
Well, it depends on how you pour it
because like they do mix together like if you stirred it.
But if you're just setting it down on a bar table, no, it'll hold its form the whole time.
Do you ever have a fuck?
It's Guinness Blue Moon, I think.
Not like Blue Moon, like the other like thing.
I can't say I've even heard of it, to be honest.
It's a milk stout Guinness, which is really fucking good.
I do like me my milk stuff.
I'm just going to pull these out so I'm not fucking.
Yeah, just fucking.
Yeah, you can have one of the fries, but you sure?
Oh, yeah.
I want to talk about fish tank when Casey gets back down.
I don't know if we might have lost Casey for a little bit.
He took a way bigger whiff than we did.
Yeah, he fucking knocked his ass out.
I think it just like was like a delayed synapse in his brain
to like realize what was happening, because for me, it was immediate.
It was I need to get these things away from me.
You're like a migraine now.
Yeah, that shit was that that kind of makes me believe in God, actually.
I'm not going to lie.
The
I'm a grino.
I feel like I'm stroking out like I feel like I have like facial paralysis.
I feel like I've slurred speech.
Well, you leaned over it.
So your eyes got it, too.
And because that shit, I don't think the other smelling salts had an effect on my
eyes, this one I would not leave above my open eyes.
Like that gas would fucking burn them.
I feel like I got mustard gas.
I feel like I'm in like the all quiet on the Western front.
I was going to say that feels like if we
just survived the chemical attack and like we took our masks off, we're like,
holy shit, it's like one percent of mustard gas.
Still,
dude, mustard gas was fucking horrifying.
Yeah, I like chlorine gas better because you can, you know, accidentally make it
because I accidentally made it before when I was trying to clean when I was a kid.
Yeah, we did not really go.
The world did not really give two shits
about how if it was killed, if it was if it was killing you in a painful way,
there's like it kills you cool, flamethrowers, chemical warfare,
nuclear bombs ran over by tanks like.
I think it was one of the worst.
One of the worst ones was in Vietnam, where they'd had the punji spikes,
where you'd fall on it, but they'd actually put fucking animal shit and human shit.
So it's like so even if you didn't die
from the spike going through you, you'd get infected immediately.
It was fucking awful.
Do you want to die immediately from the fact that you die slowly from the infection?
So like if you fell on the spikes and it didn't immediately kill you from falling
on the spikes, it was immediately infected because it had like dog shit and animal
and like human dog, like cow shit just all over the fucking spikes.
So you'd fucking fall on it.
And if you actually were able to get out of the spikes, not only would they have
to fucking patch the wounds, you'd have to get fucking like antibiotics and shit.
And you are getting antibiotics in fucking Vietnam.
No, I think it's infected.
They're going to be like, shut up, go crawl in this fucking hole.
You fucking tunnel rat.
This lady came in yesterday.
It was like a huge gasp like that.
Her muscles are like, I'm not going to do stitches.
I'm like, yeah, yeah.
How many? I'm like a lot.
Dude, the one on my face where I gasped my face open,
it took 32 stitches on the inside and
I think 28 on the outside to fix my face.
Oh, yeah, it was bad.
Like it what you could see my jawbone from like my face.
There is a player in the NHL in one of these last playoff games that got fucking
pushed into a fucking goalie skate.
Oh, fuck.
And he was off the ice for like 20 minutes, got 72 stitches and came back into the game.
My fucking man.
Yeah.
Did you ever see the guy like back in the 80s who got like a throat slit?
Yeah.
And he started bleeding.
Dude, that was crazy because like he fucking like he went like this.
What is like his fucking hand?
And then there's this blood just pouring out all over the war that
finished his carotid and saved his life.
Yeah.
All right.
That that goalie ended up having like super bad PTSD and tried to kill himself
and wrote a book about it.
Jesus Christ.
Yes.
From the almost murdering somebody.
No, no.
The just the goalie that got his fucking throat slit.
Oh, right.
He had PTSD about that shit.
He said it like his whole life up.
And that's why the goalie said like the little play hockey.
I think he was done after that.
I think he was done, but I can't remember.
No, I think he's back.
Did he?
I think he stayed.
Darrell Brooks just got cleared to play.
Who's Darrell Brooks?
Was that the guy that got his arm?
Hamlin Brooks is the crazy guy that ran over the people.
Oh, my God.
Did I?
Did did you see that rugby player?
Like a couple of days ago, the rugby player that got like his eye ripped out
during the game. Holy fuck.
That's that's metal.
Yeah. And he kept playing like he went back.
He got his eyes sewn shut and he started playing again.
You're like, all right, bro.
Get some fucking get some fucking Rhino.
Get back in there.
Get back in there, buddy.
What the fuck?
I can't believe I fucking said Darrell Brooks.
That's funny.
So my my brother, who's been a Redskins fan like his entire life,
he abandoned the Redskins and is now a Bills fan.
You mean the Nationals?
No, I mean the commanders now.
Casey.
You can't say Redskins.
Oh, shit.
I think that you were thinking about Indians and you can't say that word on this
podcast. Yes, I can.
That is so stupid.
If you ask Native American people, you can't say Redskins.
Yeah, you can.
The Redskins, the football team, they're not a football team anymore.
They were. They were.
How am I going to refer to them?
Oh, the team that became the Washington commanders.
Yeah. So anyway, my brother is Washington.
My brother known as Mouse Cop.
Mouse.
But my brother was like, I like like when they got the new owner,
they changed the name and everything.
He's like, I'm no longer their fan.
I'm like, you can't just do that.
He's just like, I'm a Bills fan now.
Like, at least it's a New York team now.
Like, I can't be too upset about him, but like, let me get back at this.
No, don't hit that again.
That's bad.
No.
So so we got the Jerry Bell.
We should do a Jerry segment.
I'll ring it.
Oh, God.
Here we go.
There you go.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
I love Jerry's.
Jerry's Fuck that show.
That show is fucking fun.
Definitely an inspiration for this podcast.
That Bell sounds so uncannily like that Bell, too.
I love Jerry's.
He's like, so what's going to happen here?
You're going to just like fight or like.
I also love what he just like prods the fighter.
He is like, so like, what was it like?
So you're telling me that you let that woman sleep with that man 10 times and
you're not going to do anything about it?
Well, they couldn't be me.
Well, Jerry, I'm going to take my shirt off and I'm going to rip this bitch's weave off.
Let's go.
No, we don't want any echoes being introduced here.
Forgive me. No.
So what's going on in the world this week?
I wanted to talk about fish tank.
That's in the world.
Tank, dude, fish tank.
Live.
That's like saw that one saw movie.
I guess, but fucking fish tank live is Sam Hyde, controversial comedian.
Also fucking really funny.
Decided to do a game show for ten thousand dollars with eight autistic people,
which is not worth it.
It's it's it's eight weeks for ten dollars.
So they're actually autistic.
There's they're actually autistic.
Are they like, OK, I hate to say it, but like, are they like autistic, autistic or
just autistic? So there's two that are autistic,
autistic, like actually like super like stimmy and shit like fucking do it like
this shit like and he left autism toys around.
He left like duck like a duck elevator that like spins around and shit.
And this I got to tell you the premise before I tell you this part.
So he has eight autistic people in a house
that has all the windows painted over so you can't see outside.
It's
every every corner, every like every room in the house has a camera in it.
Except for the bathroom.
So even in bedrooms and shit, the fucking cameras are on twenty four seven and you
can log into it and watch for six weeks and click any camera and see what the
fuck's going on. Oh nice and he are going to be making highlight reels of this and
you can you can fuck with them by one thing you do is you can steal their
fucking bed for the night.
You can have like you can you can pay like I think fifty dollars to have
someone come in and steal their bed and have them not be able to use their bed
for the night.
One of the things you can do is make the house super fucking cold like six fifty
degrees. One of the things you make the house ninety degrees.
One of the things you do is is you can
change the food from the fridge to this from the fridge to the freezer and then
the freezer to the fridge. Yes.
Yes, I was watching a movie just like that this week with the will of the foe
called what's it called Inside.
It's a new movie.
Yeah, it gets trapped inside a house and it's like that and the fucking heat keeps
going up to a hundred and down to forty. Yeah, but you can do shit like that.
And then you can cut the power to the entire house for fifteen minutes.
So like these wait.
So do these people know that they're walking into this?
They signed contracts and shit, but they don't think they knew exactly what they
are walking into because he's fucking leaving pizza in the vents and shit.
So it rots in the vents, so it smells terrible.
Do they not see people coming in and doing this, though?
So it like all the contestants, like they went to sleep at like three a.m.
But then these guys were in hockey mask and full on fucking combat gear.
Come in. They clean the house, but they also do awful things like put pizza in
the vent and shit and then fucking like do that.
But these guys in the hockey mask were
like cleaning the house and shit. And then these fuck the one guy comes downstairs
and like he's like, oh, fuck, and the guys just stare at him in the hockey mask
until he walks back up the stairs.
He's kind of like, OK, he walks back upstairs.
OK, so you can't fuck with the people that are doing this.
And
God damn that's dude, it's fucking and like you can click on any camera and fucking
see it. There's this going on right now.
Oh, yeah, dude, you got to sign up with your email.
Fish Tank Live, Fish Tank Dot Live.
What the fuck?
It's fucking hilarious.
And then they have this one autistic change isn't working.
Oh, it's down again.
Yeah, yeah, I can't get it.
So many people are watching it that like it just keeps going down.
But you can watch like a highlight thing on YouTube.
Look up Fish Tank Live on YouTube and I'll do it.
It's so fucking fun.
Here it is. Sign up.
Yeah.
Sign up for that.
Dude, it's so fucking funny.
But you can like just click on different cameras and see what they're doing.
But then Sam Hyde himself comes in and gives people challenges.
And the first challenge that he made him do, he brings in two bags of he brings
in like 14 bags of rice and he's just like, all right, so we got Jasmine rice
and we got brown rice and and he just fucking throws it all over the floor.
He's just like, we're going to count out
the white rice, but not the brown rice.
He goes, this isn't a race thing.
OK, this isn't a race thing.
We're just going to get the white rice and we're going to try to count that out.
And whoever counts it out the correct way gets a thousand dollars.
So you have a whole bunch of artists that are fucking counting out rice.
And then ten minutes go by and he comes back and he's just like,
all right, everybody, time, time's up.
And they're like, we're not even close to finishing the county.
He goes, yes.
Oh, my God.
And then the last thing he did the first night before he left, he just goes,
so I got to warn you about the entity.
And they're like, what?
He's like, so the entity will not harm you.
But the entity will come into the house
when everybody's asleep and stalk the halls.
And he just goes, if you see the entity,
do not make eye contact with it and do not try to talk to it.
And they're like, what happens?
What happens if we try to talk to it?
He goes, it's fucked, bro.
So I'd be like, no, what does it do?
So the entity is apparently a midget in a ghost costume that fucks with people.
He comes out of the garage.
We should do that on the title podcast.
Dude, it's so fucking funny.
It's so funny.
It sounds fucked up, man.
Dude, this is like what we do to Ali back.
But on a grand scale.
You put ghost peppers in their fucking cereal.
So there's one fucking autistic chick, the fucking Asian autistic chick.
She found like a fucking autism toy that makes like a
do do do do do and as a fucking duck that's going up the stairs and goes down
a slide, then goes up the stairs again and she's playing with it at fucking three
a.m. and fucking clapping your fucking hands like fucking artists and like
everybody in the fucking other bedrooms like, please just shut the fuck up.
She's going, yay, yay.
It's like watching an insane asylum.
It's fucking awesome.
That is horrific.
I love actually mentally ill people in there.
It's a fucking insane.
I feel like that's not more.
Yeah, I believe that's like the Milgram experiment.
I guarantee you fucking psychologists are going to study this for fucking years.
Yeah, because they can't actually do this experience because they're unethical.
But he's not a scientist.
It's a game show.
If you get somebody to fucking sign a release for
Jesus, dude, I like when we're on our fucking result in a lawsuit.
It has absolutely get dude when we when we go to break, I'll show you.
Let's show you it. I'm signing up.
This isn't going to like sign away.
It wouldn't let me sign up.
It's some kind of error.
Oh, I signed up.
The site was down.
I'll try to log in on your laptop because I'm already saying he was like a VPN and
a throw away.
I feel like they're about to take everything I have.
No, no, no, it's secure.
No, this sounds like fucking for Jan, bro.
It sounds like some for Jan shit.
And I want to watch it.
It's fucking awesome.
But like you can do text to speech and tell them terrible things like these one
guy like the last one of the best fucking text to speech things.
I heard he's just like
John, shut the fuck up, you fucking retard.
God, it's so fucking funny.
Dude, it's like it's like fucking chaos.
It's like watching an insane asylum.
It's like Five Nights at Freddy's with people.
Yeah, but you're the fucking animatronics.
You're in the walls.
You're trying to sign up.
No, I'm looking at their fucking Instagram and everyone's
everyone's talking about how the websites down.
We should have like a live episode where
people call in and they can like pay money to have Ali Mac.
It goes first.
I like have us do smelling salts.
Comment on their last stand.
Sam on his Stanford prison Steve.
Yeah, the Sanford prison experiment.
It's literally a fucking Stanford prison experiment.
It's going to be great.
But look up.
We'll look up some highlights and we'll talk about it when we come back.
But the Sanford prison experience was fucking crazy.
Dude, did we talk about that?
I don't I don't know.
I don't think so, dude.
The Sanford prison experiment was fucking insane.
They have like people who are like they
had to stop it because people are going fucking insane.
Yeah, it just goes to show.
But guess what?
Guess what?
Fish tank life isn't going to fucking stop because people are going insane.
It's just going to keep going.
That's the worst part.
Until someone fucking kills himself.
Dude, you get six, you get eight fucking autistic people and put them
in a fucking century deprivation to us.
We'd fucking go insane.
I think I think I do great on this show.
Now I'd probably like I do not have enough weed.
Oh, it would be just like working on our old job.
You know, yeah,
but the thing was they found a guy smoking weed on one of the cameras.
So the fucking dudes in hockey mass
dragged his ass outside and screamed at him for like fucking two hours.
Drag them back into the guy was crying.
Why did this just to be an asshole?
No, because like on the contract, it says no weed.
Why?
I don't know.
The sign says stay inside.
No weed.
So they like no weed.
These dudes in fucking hockey, no fucking weed.
They just drag his ass out.
Get the fuck back in the house.
Are you fucking kidding me?
Are you smoking weed in this land?
I told you.
Did you read the fucking sign?
It said stay inside.
No weed.
No sunlight for you.
Get back inside.
I just want to fucking get them to play the YouTube fucking clip of clanging
noises, clanging pipes for 24 hours.
No, my God, it's fucking funny.
But I wouldn't for ten thousand dollars.
You can make that in six weeks.
I know.
Yeah, no, you can make that.
It's like 20 something dollars now.
Yeah, you can make that in six weeks.
Even getting fucking.
Oh, my God.
But these artists don't have like jobs and shit.
They're just fucking like gamers and shit.
And the one guy, dude, the fucking one of the guys when they're introducing
the contestants, he just goes, yes, my my my role model is Jesus and
Andrew Tate.
I just watched that clip.
Oh, my God, it's so fucking funny.
So Casey, tell us about World War Three.
How close are we?
I was thinking about World War Three yesterday.
I wanted to hear what you had to say about the China thing.
We haven't talked about that.
I couldn't sleep.
And, you know, I think, you know,
it's kind of like the same mimic as World War Two, where, you know, Germany invaded
Poland, so Russia invaded Ukraine, right?
And they're going to start like a proxy war.
So China's Taiwan's gearing up for war with China right now.
China, China, China.
Well, Taiwan.
So are they just ramping up their like they see what's happening in Ukraine?
And they're like, fuck, we don't want that shit to happen.
And they're like training all the civilians are training.
So it's a defensive measure, though.
Yeah, because they're like China's probably going to attack us.
And we don't want that shit to happen.
That fucking happened in Ukraine.
You can go back.
I've said it multiple times in the past episodes.
I said fucking China was going to do this shit.
Yeah, this has been ramping up for a while.
But then they're gearing up to attack Taiwan in the next probably a few years.
No, this I think it's coming way sooner than I think.
Yeah, probably soon.
Yeah, I want Gary, Gary, Gary, NATO's going to come to the rescue.
And then nuclear annihilation.
Yeah, I was really like those different sides of World War Three.
God damn it, Tyler.
We'll fucking crack those smelling salts if you sniff the mic again.
Dump it on the mic.
So it's going to be like, it's going to be like Russia, China, North Korea,
Pakistan versus the entire world fucking like India, Belarus, you know, Serbia,
India, all these bad, all the bad countries, fucking Sudan versus United
States of America, England, Mexico, all the people that we've been fighting in
the last 50 years.
An axis of darkness is forming a gentleman.
An axis of darkness is forming.
The Allied forces have to come back together.
I think we're going to do a fucking baby.
Why do people have to kill each other like over stupid shit like over like land?
Hey, Casey, people are going to murder each other no matter what.
We might as well do it for a good cause.
There's so many different ways to answer that question.
But if I was a soldier, I'd be like, this is fucking stupid.
Like I would only fight as a soldier if I was defending my own fucking land.
Like Ireland, Ireland, give it back to the fucking Irish.
You fucking Brits, you fucking scumbags.
They've never invaded another country.
They have only defended their own.
Yeah, like I wouldn't be able to go to like fucking the Untitled podcast.
Official stance is the IRA is the correct ones to back.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm not going to go to fucking the Middle East and fight there.
It's not even my fucking country.
You know, let's go.
I.A. baby.
How is this defending America?
They're Catholics, too.
They're good boys over there.
Me, I love me some IRA.
Good boy Catholics.
Get the fucking Brits out of your land.
I told you once I told you twice that I don't play nice.
Do not make me tell you thrice.
It's like fucking how is going invading
other countries for freedom, defending your own territory.
G.I. Joe is there.
G.I. Joe, a real American hero.
G.I. Joe is there.
NATO is going to fucking Molly Wap anything that touches us, though.
We're just going to wipe everybody off the face.
We're going to fucking we're like we're like, hey, guys, don't do that.
Or we'll fucking mushroom stamp you.
It's like we're going to fucking change.
Oh, hello.
We're going to fucking crack you.
I got to say, I am absolutely fucking terrified.
Joe Biden is our president.
Guess what, motherfuckers, we got Germany on our side now, too.
We do got Germany on our side.
Brothers for the fatherland.
Those motherfuckers will fucking kamikaze your ass.
And we got Japan on our side.
Let's create your ass.
With Germany, everything goes out the fucking window.
And of course, they start building fucking camps.
They started
cheffing up gas and shit.
Oh, yeah. How many people you want killed?
Yeah, we got death factories, baby.
So we got sure we got Germany.
We got fucking Japan.
We got fucking all these motherfuckers.
Germany just going off the rails again.
World War Three starts and they just hey, they're on our side.
So we're going to let them do it.
Yeah, I got to say, when you when you look at the rosters,
we got you got to take our side of it like, let's see.
United States, England, Canada, Germany, Japan, South Korea, fucking Ireland,
fucking fucking the Netherlands,
France, Belgium, France, Belgium, Italy, dude, even fucking Sweden's like,
all right, we got to do something about this.
Like India, because they hate Pakistan.
Yeah, I forgot about that.
Switzerland is like, OK, shit's getting fucked.
We got to do some shit.
India on its own.
That is a fucking powerhouse.
That is a lot of manpower.
They're stupid, though.
Throw them into the meat grinder.
That's pretty much it.
OK,
I don't mean it in a racial way.
I'm just saying that is more meat to the cause.
We're going to get fucking chewed up by machine gun fire to shoot up by the fucking
United States is going to be like, send our brothers in, bro.
Let's go.
We're all going to get arrested for hate speech.
This is going to be a fun little fucking podcast.
And now we're fucking gonzo.
No, I didn't mean it.
I didn't mean it that way.
People can't get arrested for that.
It's fucking freedom of speech, baby.
Yeah. But that how far does that really cover you?
To the ends of the earth.
There's a line that you can't cross there.
Yeah. Look at Alex Jones.
Yeah, we're not Alex Jones.
We didn't agree with the killing of children.
No, they're crisis actors.
No, no, no.
That's not the official stance.
They're a bunch of slacks.
Oh, fuck.
He was a governor.
I think it's fucking pumpkin head time.
Pumpkin head.
So I brought two more beers.
Oh, spooky.
It's not October yet, though.
I know.
That's why it's on sale.
This shit's straight from October, baby.
My birthday is next week.
Happy fucking birthday.
All right. We'll take a break.
I'll show you fish tank.
We'll be back on the whole podcast.
I got to show you this.
Yeah, yeah, I'm on that Brooklyn.
Now I'm down in Trot back right next to the narrow, but I'll be hood forever.
Yo, welcome back to Untitled Podcast.
We got Dan here.
We're in the Icky's jacket.
You got me in an entire state of mind.
Catch me in the kitchen like the Simmons whipping pastry.
Who's a down A Street?
Off-white Lexus driving so slow, but BK is from Texas.
I'm scared of these.
I live on billboards and I got my boys with me.
Oh, Ali Bagger, are you going to do that before you?
Oh, God.
I gave myself a lot.
Dan, you want to hit that?
I can triple rep a week, hell by my attitude.
And that most definite.
Let me do it before I change my mind.
That drinks to me.
Oh, no.
Now you're new.
Welcome to New York, Dan.
What the fuck, man?
There's no way this shit's leading up.
You're coming up behind this goes on their fucking face.
That's a hate.
Oh,
I was saying that's like a fucking chemical weapon.
If you just left that can open and like a car for 20 minutes,
that would go.
Did you read the label?
Yeah.
Get ready to the horn.
What the fuck?
Feel the horn.
Well, I know come to a four twenty episode of fun to have a podcast.
Ali Mac, how you feeling?
I'm feeling
somewhere between
on a spaceship.
Somewhere between on a scale of one to four twenty.
How high are you?
I don't have to say he's in a three.
Yeah, we're ranging around.
All right.
I want to play it play.
I'm here. Can you identify a song just by the first second of it?
I think I could do that.
Yeah, all right.
I think that's a pretty good one.
My balls.
I'll see my screen here.
I've been I've been sitting on a medicine ball for this entire podcast.
Really good.
Ready back.
I'm ready. Yeah.
I know.
Wait, wait, because I did it with Empire State of Mind when we are coming in from
the break, I knew that that was it.
Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink.
Hey, Jesus.
Oh, shit.
I had to unmute.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, Casey.
Casey, look, Jesus.
Oh,
American boy.
You got it, American boy.
You got it.
Take me to the street, I like to go somewhere.
I totally wish I had a cheese to put on a J-Bow.
I really want to.
Alright, let me kick it with you.
You'll be my American boy.
American boy.
Wait, wait, can you play that again?
By Eminem.
Wait, wait.
No, um, oh that's, um,
Paper Planes.
Yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
Take your money!
Hey.
Now it's a T for me.
Oh, Stan Eminem.
That was quick.
You guys were quick on that one.
Jesus.
It's actually Dido.
It's featuring Dido.
Did Dido have anything else?
Hurt by Johnny Cash.
You heard that too much.
That was 90% sure I was talking while you did.
It was Hurt, Johnny Cash.
Oh no, this is a music video.
What the fuck is this?
Here we go.
Oh no.
Stairway to Heaven.
That was too much.
Stairway.
Pretty identifiable.
Ready?
Uh, Horse with No Name.
Oh my god, you got it.
What the fuck?
You're getting the old shit. I don't know that stuff.
Alright, here we go.
One, two.
Just one, two?
Yeah, you gotta give us.
Alright, ready?
Sweet Home Alabama.
You can't just do one, two.
That could be a whole bunch of songs.
It's like 90% of songs.
Oh no.
I don't know if you know that one.
Yeah, I don't know that one.
I know Dan knows that one.
Do it again.
Yeah, I don't.
Oh!
Fuck!
No.
Talking about the night moves.
Oh, damn it!
I fucking knew that one.
I couldn't think of the name.
I knew the song.
Wait, why do I know that one?
Cause you were at Night Moves.
Weren't you at Night Moves earlier?
My girlfriend listens to this podcast.
No, I wasn't really there.
I'm just joking.
Wait, what? He's like, what's night moves?
No, I've been there like
probably like six or seven years.
My girlfriend, not my girlfriend.
My friend from school who was a girl's mom
worked at fucking Night Moves.
Really?
She must have been a baby.
Were you talking about Taiwan gearing up to
fucking defend themselves against China?
You hear about that?
Yeah, yeah.
You think it's going to happen anytime soon?
I don't think so.
I think China's a bunch of fucking pansies.
What a slack jaw.
Can you say pansies still?
Dude, what's the...
I say we can.
Is pansies okay?
Yeah, that's a flower.
No, posies is a flower.
Oh, I thought pansies.
What is a fucking pansy?
A fucking pansy?
Dude, I don't think
China wants to do that.
Would you support going to war with China
if they attacked Taiwan?
I read something like 80% of Americans would
support going to war with China.
Why are we getting involved in territorial
disputes that have been going on
for the last fucking 500 years?
It's got nothing to do with us.
Not one American should die.
If Taiwan can't defend themselves,
then they're not our country.
You should only fight to defend your own land,
not to invade other...
not to go fight on other land.
That's what I was saying last time about the whole
what is it when a mercenary...
Well, mercenaries are different
because they're like
that's their job.
They get hired.
Like Blackwater.
Those guys are fucking nuts.
I just feel like, dude, if you're not dying for your nation,
I feel like that's not a good reason to die.
You played Modern Warfare 2, the new one?
Like the campaign of it?
I never did.
Graves and those guys?
That's fucking Blackwater.
Graves fucking shit was...
Shadow Company was made after Blackwater.
I was reading the Declaration of Independence.
The what?
The 420 episode.
Declaration of Independence the other day.
And it was fucking like...
Those guys knew that if they fucking got caught
by the British, they were getting fucking killed.
And they were like, yeah,
we're fucking done with you.
And they were like, we're fucking making our own country
and we're not affiliated with you anymore.
Yet we're still affiliated with them.
It's crazy because
nobody I feel like today
would have the balls to do that.
And everybody talks about
Second Amendment rights
and defending yourself against tyrannical government.
But it's like you said.
Everybody's again, you're all for this
fucking revolution shit until
fucking revolution shit happens.
Quote Tyler.
It's a great quote.
But, I mean, dude, it was a really
brave thing that they did.
Like they had to have a set of fucking balls.
You know, to go up against Britain.
Because basically what Great Britain
was then is what we are now.
Oh, motherfucker.
It would be like somebody standing up to the United States government.
Right. Right.
Yeah, go fuck yourself.
The only difference though
is that like you have the fucking nine month
or like
nine months going across the ocean.
When I get there, it's gonna be trouble.
You're gonna be in trouble, buddy.
I didn't even know what was going on for the first nine months.
Like, wait, they're doing what?
And then they're hearing nine months later that shit's
getting worse and worse.
If the United States was
connected to Great Britain by land bridge,
this country would never have existed.
It takes nine months to sail to
Great Britain back then?
No.
Look it up, motherfucker. You got the computer
right there.
That's like the type of American history I do know.
I think it took like probably three,
two or three months.
You have the internet.
Dude, you can go across the Atlantic
in a yacht these days.
In like seven days. Yeah, but it has like power
and shit. You had to go by wings. How long did it take
to sail from England to
America? I'm gonna say two months.
In the 18th century, right?
Yeah, 18th century.
I could have sworn it was nine months. Two and a half.
No, it's not that long. In the period 1818
to 1832,
fastest crossing 21 days,
slowest crossing 29 days.
That was the 1800s. That's different.
That's 1818. Yeah, you gotta do
1700s. There's probably a steam engine
there. 17 what?
1776? Yeah, do 1776.
See how long that took. The voyage took between
40 and 90 days.
So two months.
Okay, well it's not nine months.
Fucking nine months.
That's a shitload of time. You start
and get pregnant on the first day.
And have a baby on the last day.
You couldn't sail back then?
Are you kidding me? You remember
the last episode when you were like, yeah, five
percent of people die in car accidents in their
life. Oh yeah. I was like,
yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
I was gonna try and defend that for a little bit
and I'm like, no. You can't
defend that. Do you know how much
weight nine months of food would cost?
Okay, look, I did it!
No, they ate fucking
hardtack. It was a 420 episode. I got
the number wrong. Shoot me!
I think it was more Tyler that said that.
I never said shit. No, I said nine months.
No, he said nine months!
He was the one that said that.
I was just like, I don't know, fucking
damn. I think you went along with it for a sec.
But I was the one who said it.
But I didn't question it. Casey questioned it.
Casey's the only one who questioned it.
You piece of shit.
I'm like, yeah, nine
months!
What was the point of that? Anyway, nine months
for the message to get across.
That's still two months!
Taking their manpower and
reinforcements. It's not like they had that shit
immediately available.
And then they fucked up New York.
They fucked up New
York real bad at the beginning.
Yeah, well they already had
troops over here to like, you know,
they had troops in America. Hey, trust me bro.
I played Assassin's Creed 3 two weeks
ago. I know about American history.
Dude, that's an awesome game.
I wish I had played it.
I've only like watched videos. Dude, it's fun.
Yeah. It's just such a cool
cool idea.
Like, I like Assassin's
Creed 2, but I don't like
fucking Italian history and shit.
Like, I think it's boring. Yeah, yeah.
And then fucking
Assassin's Creed Rogue actually takes place in Albany.
Like, the whole thing takes place in Albany.
What? Yeah. I think you also didn't
like Assassin's Creed 2 because they really
kind of antagonized the church. It takes
place in Albany? Yes. What time period?
Right before the Revolutionary
War. What game is this? No shit. Assassin's
Creed Rogue actually takes place in Albany. How many
are there? There's a shit ton
of them. Yeah, it's just like
The one that I didn't play was Rogue
and it takes place in Albany. And I'm like
I gotta play this. Probably for like
part of it. They're like, like the
Albany's like one of the main hubs. Really?
Yeah. Like you can explore the
It's so fucking weird because you can see the mountains
like from Albany. Like you know how you can see
like the three mountains like from Albany?
Yeah, the Haldabricks. Yeah, it's exactly
that. And it's fucking crazy
seeing it in like a video game. It's fucking
nuts. That's funny. Yeah.
Wow. I wanna
See, the thing is, is like I can't
start like playing
Assassin's Creed because I'd have to start at the very beginning.
I mean, if you'd start
at the very beginning, that's only the fourth
game.
Actually, fifth game. Sixth game? Yeah, because
fucking Ezio got like four fucking
games. Yeah, so it was one,
two, then it was Brotherhood
Revelations
three,
four, Rogue
No, Rogue, Rogue was
Rogue? No, Rogue came out
after. But story
wise, story wise it takes
place before three. Oh, well
if we're doing that, then Origins is before all
this shit. If we're doing time
periods, Origins first,
then Odyssey, I think. I think so.
And then Odyssey is where they kind of went off the deep end.
Odyssey, Odyssey
then it goes to
I think one would be after Odyssey.
And then the, then
Valhalla would be after one.
And then two would be
the next one.
Do you think there's any buildings
that were
around then? Albany City Hall's in it,
but like a super like old one.
When? In the 1776?
Yeah. Do you think we have any
buildings that are like that old? Yeah.
There's some in Albany. Really? Yeah.
But like you can go up and down
the Hudson River in a boat. It's fucking
crazy. Wow. Yeah.
I'll have to check that out. And like it goes all the way
over to like West Troy. I mean in fucking
Europe they have buildings that are thousands of years
old. But in like
in Assassin's Creed Rogue, like the Albany area
goes all the way over to Troy. Like you
can go like from Troy to like
a little bit out in like the Gilderlin
area, like in Assassin's Creed Rogue.
It's fucking weird because
it's like where I grew up in the 60s.
The population of the Capital
District is growing so much like
into the millions. Yeah.
And that's why people, there's like such
a problem with like all like
people. Hospitals and shit. Yeah, but
like every kind of job, you know.
It's growing into the millions? Yeah.
There's a shit like Albany
is going to be, and I've been saying this for like the last
five years, Albany is going to be a metropolitan city
by the time we die. Do you think it's
because of illegal immigration?
No, but like a huge metro like
fucking like Chicago or something.
I see a lot of people. I don't know
about that because I see a lot of people
in the hospital that don't speak English, but
That doesn't make any sense
to me because Albany in the last
ten years from what I've seen has declined. Yeah.
Like you used to be able to go out
to Pearl Street. Dude, when I was in my
20s. Why do you think that is?
Dude, Pearl Street was a fucking
hop in place. Why do you think that is?
And now it's like dead. Because
people keep getting stabbed. Yeah.
Well, I don't know.
Do you think that's? I've been to like
14 stabbings.
There's still bars. Like that doesn't stop people from going out
to bars. Yeah, it does.
Look at what happened to Saratoga. There was that one
shooting and people haven't been to Saratoga in a long
time. I mean, people still go to all those
bars there all the time, but
But I mean, like look at Saratoga
though. Like after that one shooting in Saratoga,
nobody goes out to Saratoga
anymore. Yeah.
Man, I don't know. I don't know. It's strange.
It just seems like
the entertainment part
might be dying, but more and more people are
moving into Albany and like the surrounding areas.
Maybe into Albany, but
out of other places in New York.
No, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying
like a whole bunch of people from... You also have a bunch of population leaving
Albany though too. Like you have a whole bunch of people from New
York City that are moving to Albany.
That too. So if more
and more people from New York City are moving to Albany,
they're going to have to build shit in Albany
to house them or
to give them jobs and shit. So that's why I'm
saying Albany might become like a fucking
like metro because of the amount
of people moving from New
York City and Boston that are coming over into
Albany. And it's just going to make it
into like another city, like another big
city. Yeah, what's kind of weird
about Albany is it's like... We also have an airport.
Oh, yeah.
We've got an international airport.
And it's got like all the things
set up to do that. But...
But I... And like
people are like, oh, but Albany... I'm like, Albany
would expand. Like it wouldn't just like stay
Albany. Like all like the surrounding
towns like Gilderlin and fucking Manan's and all that shit
would just get eaten up by Albany and just
turn... Like that's what happened in the New York City.
Like back in like the way back in the day.
Like there has to be a reason
that people want to move here. Look at all the chip factories
and shit that are opening up around here. Like
they got a whole bunch of people moving in.
They just laid a bunch of people off though.
Just the whole country is just overcrowded.
That's why people are just like kind of spreading out to more
less populated areas because
everybody's in New York City and they just want to
come here. Also, look what happened in New York City
during COVID. Everything that made New York
City like viable.
Like went away. Like, oh,
I want to go to a fucking... Yeah, it was shitty. I want to go
to a corner store at 2 a.m.
in New York City. You can't even fucking do that shit anymore because
everything was like... When it found out that it
didn't have to be open 24-7 because of COVID,
they were like, we're not going to fucking do that. Fuck that.
So like all the things... Well, no one was forcing
that it be open 24-7. No, but like
it used to be like one of the big things in New York
City is that you could do... Like it was the city that never
sleeps. Yeah, bars were open up. Anything, anytime.
But like now New York City is a fucking
ghost town after fucking 1 a.m.
There's only thugs out. No, I went to New York
City in 2021.
And it
was a fucking ghost town. Like
fucking... Everybody was like wearing
masks, but there was like nobody
walking on the streets. It was just scary.
It was like a fucking... And like so many
people realized... Post apocalypse. And so many
people realized they didn't have to live in the city
anymore. So they all moved. And guess
where they fucking moved? Albany. Everybody
was like terrified of dying.
Yeah, but I went to New York City
in fucking like this year,
like 2023, and it's still like
that. So like New York City's
dying. Albany's getting bigger.
I don't think New York City's dying. It's going to die.
Ah, man.
They've been saying that for a long time.
That it is. And that it's been on
a decline, this and that. But
I just feel like people move out
and other people move in. They should have just fucking
kept the Giuliani fucking laws down there.
Dude, it's so funny because... Fuck Rudy Giuliani.
What a fucking chipmunk.
That guy literally made... Yeah, Giuliani is a fucking
freak. I don't like Giuliani.
Fuck him. Do you not know what he did in the 90s?
Fuck Giuliani. He literally
made New York City. Fuck him. He saved New York City
from being the biggest shithole on planet Earth.
New York City would have been
Detroit if it wasn't
for Giuliani. Worse. Worse.
It would have been worse to Detroit.
But you guys don't fucking... You guys see what he does
now, which is... I just think he's a fucking
pedophile.
He's a fucking weirdo, man.
He fucking got dementia and got all
fucking crazy. But back in the 90s, he was
actually a fucking hardcore governor.
But he's still a Republican.
He took out the mob.
He took the mob out of New York City.
He also started everybody... He took the mob out
and created gangs.
No, no, no. Dude, you should...
Gang warfare instead of mob warfare. You were not around
for Giuliani's fucking...
Giuliani's New York City. Because guess who
fucking helped out New York City after
the World Trade Centers went down?
Giuliani was fucking there at ground
zero doing shit. Like he got all
fucked up from like the...
This is proven? Yeah.
No, like this is proven. Really? Like
part of the reason why his
dementia is so fucking accelerated
was because of the ground zero disease.
Really? Yeah. Well,
dude, one, he got smeared just because
he was Trump's lawyer. That's exactly what
happened. Like you're just not saying...
Too bad fucking Bush didn't get that shit. It doesn't matter
if... Dude, it doesn't matter
if he took in orphans and fucking
breastfed them off the street.
It doesn't matter if he was Jesus Christ.
Nobody gives a fuck because he
was Trump's lawyer.
Dude, they smeared him literally. They smeared
him so fucking much. He
went from being America's mayor, that was
literally a fucking thing in Times Magazine that he was
America's mayor, to being like a public
enemy. Like fucking Trump. Oh, dude, he can't...
They showed videos of him going to New York City and getting shit
thrown at him. It's like dude, that city
exists still. Because of him. Yeah.
Yeah. You guys, dude, do some
research on Giuliani before you talk shit about
him because... All I'm saying is that he's a fucking
weirdo now. I'm not trying
to get attacked, okay?
What did he do that's so weird though?
Alright, yeah.
No, give me an example.
He saw the new Borat movie where he was fucking
trying to adjust his microphone
and everybody's like, oh, he's trying to get her
to suck his dick. That's not the fucking thing.
He went to a fucking room with the
chick. He had to get an interview. That's what
they do. Dude, have you ever seen interviews
in that shit? No, it was after the interview
was done. He asked her to...
The chick asked him to go to the fucking
room with him and he's like, oh.
She was fucking 23.
Yeah, but she said
she was fucking like 17
in the fucking video. Yeah. And he was
okay with that. Yeah, okay.
He also has dementia, so
let's not forget about that. Dude,
okay, did he do anything?
No. No, fucking
Sacha Baron Cohen came in with a fucking
banana havoc and he's just
like, have sex with me.
And like, so, like, people
lay down, right? Yeah.
No, he laid down to fucking get the microphone
off him and then everybody...
No, he laid down on... Yo, you're right.
Yeah, he fucking laid down on the bed.
Yeah, to get the fucking... Have you ever
put on a fucking mic like that? What did she look like?
She was flat on his back.
Okay, so...
What would you do, Ali Mag?
Not that!
She's fucking under
eight! She's not under eight.
She said that she was 17, but
she was 23. What are you guys talking about?
Fucking Christ!
She did the opposite thing.
Instead of saying she was older, she said she was younger.
Dude. And it didn't stop him!
Ah, man. I'd have to watch
it again. But... I've watched that
like three times. It's that guy...
And Giuliani was pissed off about that.
That was not scripted. Because it was taken out of context.
He was not! There's fucking
video of it! Yeah, it was taken out of context.
They simply played the fucking clip.
Of what, Ali Mag? I was not here.
Fucking Giuliani in the fucking
bed. I still think Giuliani's
saying that they're 17!
Or 16 or 17!
It's like, dude, look at the fucking... Who was that?
The Duke of York came over here. Like, actually
like pounded out a fucking
17 year old with Epstein.
And then just nothing ever happened to him, because he's the Duke of York.
I think that's a problem too. Have you ever seen
that interview? I haven't seen that
interview. No, let's not play what about
ism. What about this guy? What about that guy?
What about this guy? Giuliani didn't do anything!
He didn't do shit!
He didn't do anything! He didn't do anything!
He didn't do politics! I feel like that's a
pen requisite, honestly!
There's so many fucking... Oh my god.
Don't get me on the pedophile rant, man.
I was just listening to like four podcasts
about this. Dude, I
went down a rabbit hole the other day with the
Epstein thing. There's so many fucking politicians
that have like confirmed cases
against him. Dude, Tom Hanks was on the
flight logs for fucking Epstein Island,
bro! Dude, Tom Hanks is eating
children under a pizza shop!
Dude, he was literally
on the Epstein Island flight logs,
you fucking imbeciles!
You guys are like, oh, Tom Hanks
is a really nice guy. I'm the one who brought it up!
What are you calling me? I never said a thing about
Tom Hanks on this fucking
podcast! Dude, the fuck am I getting
attacked? I'm the one that brought that up!
I never said a thing about Tom Hanks.
What the fuck?
Dude, I
don't like that movie, the way he talks,
dude. I don't like that. Tyler, you're a great
dude.
Tom Hanks is a fucking pedophile
rapist. He fucking was on Epstein
Island, bro! He shut up for
five minutes. He's like, what the fuck did I say
about Tom Hanks?
Fuck!
Tom Hanks is a great guy!
Epstein's flight
logs! Tom Hanks!
Nobody interrupted you when you were talking about
Tommy, bro! Tom Hanks is
a fucking pedophile!
Holy shit! Tom Hanks,
Bill Clinton's the worst offender!
Fucking Bill!
Bill Clinton is a fucking... Dude, Bill Clinton spent
a little too much time on that.
Some people
have Bill Gates has got a couple flights.
Dude, Bill Gates is like Tom Hanks, maybe he's on a
flight, but Bill Clinton
was there way too much.
He was the captain of the plane.
We don't even give that any
thought. These are so many fucking
big name fucking
people, and it just like, nobody
really seems to give a fuck.
Like, we know it happened.
And nobody gives a fuck,
they're not held accountable.
Because Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.
Have you ever seen the interview with
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York? Yeah, that motherfucker
was scared, he's a corpse person.
Bro, it is so
obvious. You know who else was on the flight logs?
This will make you very happy,
Mr. Democrat.
Mr. Obama was on
the flight logs to Epstein's Island a bunch
of times. Yes, he was, look it up.
Obama went to Epstein's Island? Yes, he did.
No way. Yes, he did.
Get the fuck out of here. Obama was on Epstein's Island.
I don't believe that. Dude, Obama was
like, he was the one.
He wasn't fucking touching children.
What else do you do on Epstein's Island?
Bro, it was a fucking political
thing, bro. No, it wasn't.
It's a secret island in the Atlantic.
That's not a political thing, you fucking
imbred. Virgin Islands. Yeah. The irony.
Dude, it's all fucking
bullshit. I don't think Obama did that
though. Yes, he did.
I've never heard him as one of the people.
Bro, Obama was probably one of the
best presidents. No, he wasn't. Obama was
a piece of shit. Dude, I actually
did like Obama. I fucking hate Obama.
Me too.
Me too. He was presidential.
He was.
Round six, baby.
I don't like everything he stood for, but
he was, look, here's my thing.
Obama's a cunt and I hate him. I'm getting
to the point where I don't give a fuck what
people believe as long as you can talk
and you're not a pedophile.
The bar is so low now.
So the bar is so low for
a fucking president. Dude, I'm thinking about voting for
AOC if she runs, just because she's fucking hot.
No, she's hot. I'm serious, dude.
Have you seen the nude leaks of her?
Well, not yet, but
I'm about to. Why did you give me
another shot?
Oh, I was just being nice.
No, you weren't.
I got a fucking. I don't say anything about Obama.
He was on the island, bro.
They fucking scrubbed it from the internet, bro.
But regardless, none of these people
get held accountable.
Alright, once you guys wrap this up,
we got a segment here to do.
Fucking fuck.
What would Obama say?
No, because Obama was at these fucking things where he
would fucking order 10,000
hot dogs. Like, what the fuck's
up with that shit? He'd order 10,000
hot dogs, which was actually
quotes. It was 100 hot dogs.
I mistake. It was secret
code for male prostitutes.
I don't believe it.
He would order hundreds of hot dogs
to come to these fucking parties.
They fucking had
these fucking Satan
shit where they'd fucking have
the blood of innocence and it was like wine.
They'd name all these things out to fucking
insane things. And they'd have male
prostitutes and females and they'd fuck each other.
It was like a Satan orgy.
Fucking politics, bro.
I don't believe it.
With Obama? I feel like
You're not going to find that on a normal
web, bro.
Alright, I'll go on Duck Duck Gully. But first
I'm looking up these nudes AOC.
I don't think they're real.
They might be deep faked, but it's still worth it.
It's still
worth it.
They're not popping up.
They blocked them.
They scrubbed them off the internet, bro.
If she had an
OnlyFans, let's just say that
I'd do that. Maybe that could be her fallback.
But, um, dude
I would vote for her just because she's hot.
When she becomes unattractive, she's not
going to be able to do shit in politics. I know, so she better
do it now. Like when she
turns like fucking 40, 50
she's done. She's done.
I don't know. There's some women that are
Let's say Sarah Palin was fucking
real hot. She stayed hot.
Dude, look, I don't believe in
anything. She's all about socialism.
I fucking hate her. I want her to fucking
get corpse-ified.
Well, I mean, dude, I would
vote for her just because I'm sick of looking at these
geriatric fucking
It's ridiculous, dude.
Would you
stick it up her butt?
I think Griffin listens to this podcast
and yes.
Of course.
Yes.
Casey.
Would you not?
Casey, Casey, would you
stick your dick up AOC's
butt? Who? AOC.
Who's that?
Look her up real quick. You'll see.
You know who AOC is? No. She's about to be our next
president.
Oh, her?
I'll tell you what. That might
help her case. She also has like fucking
goblin feet. I don't care about
her feet. How do you know that?
Because fucking like, you know, she walks
around with like that open high heels and her
toes are like gnarled and shit. They're fucking scary.
No, I wouldn't.
No.
Why not?
Gross. No. Wait.
Let me look.
We can't be looking at the same
person here, man. Yeah, you're
out of line. No, what the fuck?
Let me see this.
You can't be looking at the right one.
You're fucking out of line, guys.
Her?
That? Ew, what?
You are out of line. What? What are you asking
me? If you would stick your dick up her ass.
No, I wouldn't.
What the fuck? Casey, are you?
Would you have normal coital relations
with her? No, that's gross.
Really? Casey, you're out of line.
Bro, she's got a fucking horse
face.
She gets really funny that way.
Horsecom.com.
What the fuck are you talking about? Here we go again.
Horsecom.com.
She's a babe.
All right. I got something
for you here.
Horsecom.com.
Not now.
Yeah, boy.
Not now. Come on.
This is going to be a mess. Come on, Ali
Mack. So, dude.
You want to fucking play, boy?
I'm so fucked right now.
This is not.
I'm not going to do good this fucking episode.
Fuck.
And now there's like an actual
fucking punishment on the line.
How many questions is this going to be?
It's the same as always.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked, man.
Ali Mack, would you rather do a
ghost pepper or
the smelling salt every time? Every time I get a question wrong, I'll do the smelling salt.
Fuck the pepper.
This is terrible.
It's painful. But this is painful
for 15 minutes and then I throw up
when I go home.
Welcome back
our special guest, Alex Mcdonald.
Can we fucking turn the music down a bit?
Yeah, it's fucking
sad. All right, here we go.
Holy fuck, that's loud.
Okay.
Alex Mcdonald.
He's back on the podcast.
He's looking to
redeem himself.
We got to get like a bucket for him.
A bucket? Oh, yeah.
I'm going to grab a bucket.
I'm going to come
shooting from the hip. I'm going to fucking
get this shit.
Fuck yeah. The fucking mullet's going to
carry me. Yeah.
The mullet's going to carry me, man.
I don't even need the smelling salts. I'm already
awake. I've been awake for like 36
hours. Fucking go.
Don't piss in the bucket.
All right, explain my lifelines to me
while he's gone. All right.
So you got 50
50. You got ask the audience.
You got ask down one
and you got
that one anymore.
Yeah, I don't
get second chance.
You can get a double dip.
The fuck is a double
dip? I get two answers.
It's where you can
guess twice. Oh, yep.
I don't like that one either, but I guess
it's the same thing. I guess
it's the same thing. Yeah, yep.
Yep. I don't
know, though, because there's some time
I guess.
Okay. Okay.
How much early American? How much
early American history do we have in there?
A shitload? I was going
to switch the question, but
I didn't get to it. But
early American history.
I don't see too much.
Good.
How far in advance do you pick these questions?
I just made it yesterday.
Yeah, I really don't see much.
But yeah, double dip
50 50.
You got Don Juan over
here. I'm going to
play it smart this time. If I don't know something,
I'm going to the lifelines because I really
don't want to touch. I vow
that I will get through this game
no matter how many wrong answers.
Yeah. And I will take
whiffs of this smelling salt every time.
You may need to do CPR on
me. Okay. At some
point. Do we have
an ambulance on standby? We're good.
Do not try this at
home. You'll get that bucket
right there. What?
I got the bucket.
Oh, well, that one has a bag in it.
Who cares? I'll just wash that one out.
It's a fucking Home Depot or Lowe's bucket.
Jesus Christ.
Bring me in.
Ali Mack, you want to know what you're playing for today?
Hell yeah!
Ali Mack, I went to the store and I got
just scratched off. It's a $20
one. It's a $20?
Wow, real punishment,
real reward. Top prize of a million
dollars.
Look, a million dollars.
If this is one of those gag tickets, I'm going to
fucking beat the shit out of you. Wait, let me see the
front of it.
That's definitely
a New York State one. I've played that
one before.
I don't buy this at all.
I mean, I'll buy it if I lose the
ticket.
No, no, I don't want to shit on it.
You actually spent $20 on this.
I went to the store and I felt bad. I got just scratched off.
I can see the real rip.
Because I knew you were going to be doing this shit.
Oh, God.
I'm going to be a fucking
good guy.
Okay. Okay.
Bring me in. Bring me in. I'm ready.
Fucking A-Hop.
Alright. I just can't get the
first one wrong. That would be the worst thing that I
could fucking do. Why does it say
lottery available at LaughingSmith.com?
Why does it say that's what threw me off?
It says on the back
price winning ticket under your pillow for
air delivery via the Tooth Fairy Express.
So it's a fake and I'm going to win $1 million.
I told you I didn't buy it.
I didn't mean to ruin it.
No, I told you I didn't buy it. I didn't read
everything. I read the tiny little bottom.
I fucked it up, dude.
No.
It's not. It's fucking not.
Ask the fucking question.
Why did they fuck that up though?
Why did they have to write that?
Because nobody reads the fine print, my guy.
I shouldn't have read that.
I read the fine print.
God damn it. Why did you tell me?
No, I read the back of it already.
Dan, you saw me do it.
I knew I was walking into a trap.
I was fucking Tooth Fairy Express.
Alright, ask the fucking question.
Alright, AliVac.
I know I'm playing for nothing.
No, we'll let you play for something here, AliVac.
No, just fucking ask the fucking question.
Let's get this show on the road.
Come on.
I'll put up some money.
I knew it was fake.
I'll put up money for you, AliVac.
You don't need to put up money.
Fucking ask the question.
I'm getting angry and we haven't even started yet.
Fuck.
Alright, here we go.
Okay, I'm ready.
$100. Which TV show about a Los Angeles family
ran from 1969 to 1974?
A, The Grady Bunch.
B, The Brady Bunch.
C, The Lady Bunch.
D, Don Juan's Bachelor Pad.
Don Juan's Bachelor Pad.
That's going to be the Brady Bunch.
I know, that's right.
As much as I'd love for it to be Don Juan's Bachelor Pad.
Where's the Craig dancer?
Alright, it wasn't the first one that got me down, so I'm happy about that.
AliVac, I'm going to put 20 real dollars for you because I feel bad.
Okay, no, just ask the question.
I'm going to put up some money.
I'm getting angry and we haven't even started yet.
Okay, no, just ask the question.
No, I'm serious. I'm putting up 20 dollars.
Okay, I appreciate that.
Let me lock in.
I'll Venmo you 5 bucks.
I don't need your charity! Ask the question!
I'll Venmo you 10.
$200, which is the most populous US state?
A, Texas.
B, Florida. C, New York.
D, California.
That's a tough one.
Are you kidding me?
I think I know which one it is.
Ask it again.
I don't want to...
I'm like 90% Cali.
Which is the most populous US state?
A, Texas.
B, Florida. C, New York. D, California.
I'm like 90%...I'm just going to go California.
That's what I think it is too.
I think it's Cali because New York City is huge.
But California is massive.
And there's a shitload of cities in that state.
So Cali.
Find an answer? Yes.
It's got to be.
Because LA is not that much smaller.
But it also has San Fran and all that shit.
Alright, find an answer.
San Diego, yeah.
See there is a genuine thought process.
My knee jerk was like New York.
Because I was thinking New York City. But then I was like you said state though.
City wise, I think New York is still the biggest in America.
It is.
Even though it's dying.
$300.
Which language is not derived from Latin?
A, French.
B, English.
C, Spanish.
D, Portuguese.
I'm not doing that the fuck.
I actually have something in my throat.
Do you think you know? No.
Damn, what about you?
I think I think I know.
But I don't know.
I'm just assessing whether or not I'd be going to my 50-50 here.
I mean I'm 50-50.
I asked the audience if one of you seemed confident.
But neither of you do.
Ask the question again.
Which language is not derived from Latin?
We should play Terraria again tonight.
A, French.
B, English.
C, Spanish.
D, Portuguese.
I feel like Portuguese could be in there as a fucking trick question.
But I feel like it's gotta be Portuguese.
I'm not taking it.
Because the rest just seem similar.
It could be French I guess.
No, I think Portuguese is based off of Spanish.
So it's not based off of Latin.
So it would be based off of Spanish.
Fuck, I'm gonna go with Portuguese.
I don't wanna waste the 50-50.
I mean the double dip yet.
Answer? Yes.
Come on. I fucked it up.
Who was it?
English.
Really? What?
No, English is definitely based off of Latin.
No, German.
No, it's not.
Germanic language.
You're a fucking liar.
The Romance language such as French, Spanish, and Portuguese are all derived from Latin.
No, it's not.
No, fucking English is too.
Dude, half of our bases are based off of Latin.
But it's all different.
And sanguin is blood or red.
Sanguin is blood or red.
Sanguin is actually the Latin.
It's French, Spanish, and Portuguese.
It's also sangre.
It's sang in French.
So that comes from Latin.
That comes from French.
English today is a constantly changing language that has been influenced by a plethora of different cultures and languages such as Latin, French, Dutch, and French.
You're wrong, Casey!
Dude, that's Britannica.com.
What do you want me to tell you?
It's fucking right there.
English is a West Germanic language.
That was based off of Latin.
With its earliest forms of early medieval England.
I'm disputing this.
I'm playing this under protest.
You're playing under protest?
Yes.
Alright, Ali Mack, if you want...
Alright, I'll accept that.
Playing under protest.
Ali Mack, you can take a little smell of it.
Okay.
I'll do that.
But English is not a romance language.
It comes from German.
It's still got horns in my eyes!
Oh, fuck!
Even from that distance!
Oh, fuck!
It more got my eyes and my nose.
Whatever, I got punished. Go, go.
Just ask the next one.
So, 28% of English comes from Latin.
Oh!
More than a quarter.
It's not a romance language.
But more than a quarter.
Fuck a romance language.
Typhoon Dollars, which Greek physician
taught doctors who first do no harm?
A. Aristotle.
B. Plato.
C. Hippocrates.
D. Socrates.
Think of the fucking thing. Think of it.
Think.
What is the oath that they take?
Oh, wait.
What was the question again?
Which Greek physician
taught doctors
first do no harm?
A. Aristotle.
B. Plato.
C. Hippocrates.
D. Socrates.
Think of the oath that
doctors take.
What is the oath called?
Answers again?
These questions are harder than I thought.
A. Aristotle.
B. Plato.
C. Hippocrates.
Think of the oath that
doctors take. I don't know what that is, but
I think I'm going to go with Socrates here.
What is that face saying, Tyler?
That face is saying I think you're wrong.
What kind of oath do doctors take, Alibak?
I don't fucking know. I'm not a fucking
doctor.
What was it?
Aristotle, Plato,
fucking Socrates and Hippocrates?
I don't fucking know. Ask the audience, Tyler.
Alright, let's ask the audience.
I don't fucking know.
Hippocrates.
I think based on that, you should
come up with what kind of oath it is.
What's the oath?
Hippocrates oath?
The Hippocratical!
Fuck!
No!
That's Hippocratical.
You got it.
The Hippocratical.
I'm too fucking high!
Fuck!
I can't think straight!
My brain's all scattered!
Fuck!
What's the oath that doctors take?
I don't know!
Hippocratic fucking oath.
God fucking damn it, man!
$1000.
What is the capital of Australia?
A, Sydney.
Sydney. B, Perth.
Sydney. Don't even... Just go.
C, Canberra. D, Melbourne.
It's Sydney! Find an answer?
Yes!
It's Melbourne. Really?
I never thought it was Sydney.
Really? It's Canberra.
Really?
Where? Canberra.
I've never even fucking heard of it.
Dude, you're fine. I've never even fucking heard of it.
I would've said the same thing.
I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this.
Here we go.
I've had smoked sausage.
You could also, you know, do a ghost pepper, too.
Or...
You can postpone this one, potentially.
Or you can just fucking hit it, bro.
Dude, if you got hit with that and didn't know it was coming...
Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus!
Cause you can prepare for it.
Ah!
Ali Mac, you're going for $2,000.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God.
Your boy, Benjamin Franklin.
I fucking hate this guy so much.
I fucking hate this man just because of this game.
Fucking ask the question.
Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity by using what metal item attached to a kite?
Ah, it seems a key.
A, a key. B, screw. C, rod. Penny.
It was a key.
Yeah.
Fine, I'll just...
Yeah.
No, bro.
Not doing it.
Were you about to fuck me there?
I just cracked it.
Just cracked it to see if...
If you crack it, you get the effect.
Not like that, like just an eighth of a turn.
Yeah, you're just like, holy fuck!
Yeah.
You did a good job on that one, Alan Dax.
You got $2,000, you're going for $4,000.
Early American history, you got it.
Let's fucking play.
Stop that!
What if he tastes it?
Don't do that, you'll die.
$4,000.
It's ammonia.
I don't think I'll die.
Alright, here we go.
Dihydrogen monoxide.
Oh, here we fucking go.
Jesus fucking Christ!
Go fuck yourself!
This is easy!
This is fucking easy!
I know this and I still have chemistry.
He didn't even ask the question yet!
How do you know?
I didn't know what it's going to be!
It goes around!
Dihydrogen monoxide is the chemical name
for what substance?
A. Oil, B. Alcohol, C. Water, D. Phyroxide.
Steven Crowder.
The fuck did you just ask me?
Dihydrogen monoxide
is the chemical name
for what substance?
A. Oil, B. Alcohol, C. Water, D. Phyroxide.
I hope it's alcohol.
Give him a clue that doesn't give it away.
Steven Crowder would go around
and ask people about
dihydrogen monoxide poisoning.
I don't know who that is.
He would go around and ask if
you should ban that.
Break it down!
Break down what it is!
Just think about the word
and go over it with us as a group
and what you think that
it might mean, each part of that word.
Dihydrogen.
What does di mean?
Oh yes!
Dihydrogen
monoxide.
What does mono mean?
What does it mean?
It's one.
One! Two hydrogen, one what?
Dihydrogen what?
Monoxide. A single...
Monoxide. Oxide. Oxygen.
How many of them?
One.
So how many of each thing do you have?
Two hydrogen and one oxygen.
So what would that be called in what you know?
From the chemistry that you know.
How many hydrogens?
Let's think of the first letter.
Let's think of the number and the first letter
of each one.
I'm so fucking confused!
This will give it away. Come on.
A, oil, B, alcohol, C, water,
D, peroxide.
So you got...
Peroxide?
Everybody got real quiet there.
Alright, peroxide!
No!
What? No?
No. No.
Think about it.
How many hydrogens?
You got two of them.
So how many H's?
H2.
It's fucking water you fucking retard!
It's just like it's been
a running joke for like 20 years.
The high hydrogen monoxide thing.
Cause it's really water.
You're sucking ass the audience.
I didn't ask the audience.
It's fucking water.
They fucking spoke up. I didn't use my lifeline.
Oh my god.
Guys, you guys are fucking
underestimating how fucking
ridiculously high I am.
I don't fucking know where I am.
You're asking me about the fucking periodic table.
I can't be stuck together right now.
I'm not working
with a full book here.
Bro, I got a piece of that.
I'm flipping through the pages. There's like bits and pieces of shit.
I don't know what's going on.
Alright, you're going for $8,000 now.
You're good.
Use lifeline if you got it.
Alright, here we go.
Maybe.
Saigon, the largest city of Vietnam,
changed its name in 1975 to honor
what ruler?
I don't fucking know.
A. Sienkasek. B.
Mao Zedong. C. Pol Pot.
D. Ho Chi Minh.
Ho Chi Minh City.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's Ho Chi Minh.
You can't fucking name a city after Pol Pot.
I fucking was responsible for so many people dying.
Yeah, it's Ho Chi Minh City.
Well, Ho Chi Minh was a communist dictator too.
Yeah, but you know,
his name sounds better for a city.
See, I didn't know that.
No clue.
I think I'm going with the dong guy.
Mao Zedong?
Mao Zedong.
Going for $16,000.
Which alcoholic drink is made by fermenting juniper berries?
A. Rum.
B. Gin.
C. Brandy. D. Cognac.
I'm probably going to use my double dip on this one.
Said gin.
Rum.
A. Rum.
B. Gin.
C. Brandy. D. Cognac.
Do you know this one, Tyler?
I think I know what it is.
Because I'm just eliminating ones that I know.
I have an idea.
Because I know I can take off like three of them.
Or two of them, at least.
Sorry, just bring me the answers again.
I literally can't remember what you said five seconds ago.
Which alcoholic drink is made by fermenting juniper berries?
A. Rum.
B. Gin.
C. Brandy. D. Cognac.
I would go with one of them.
Juniper.
Alright, wait, so there was...
Have you had all of these drinks?
Gin. Yes, I have.
Rum. Gin. Brandy.
Cognac. Brandy.
Is there anything memorable about any of them?
Did pirates have juniper berries?
Fuckin' no.
Fuck am I...
I don't know what a fucking juniper berry is, dude.
Can I just take one away?
If you want to use a 50-50?
No.
I'm gonna go with gin.
That's what a Pathfinder would...
I would go with.
Don't keep asking me.
What?
Don't keep asking me.
Fuck.
I just know one completely.
That's really all.
I know one is...
Gin, lock it in.
I know one is made out of sugar, like molasses.
I feel like it's brandy.
You might be right, though.
Is that just a guess?
That was entirely a guess.
Wow.
No, because rum is made out of molasses.
You got it right.
Brandy is like whiskey, like grain.
It's a leaf.
And what was the other one?
Cognac?
Cognac.
It's a Henny.
See, I thought brandy was made out of some sort of berries.
Nah, brandy is like grain.
There we go.
You got that wrong rate.
You're going for $25,000.
I just knew rum was off the table
because it was made out of molasses.
Yep. Or sugar.
Cognac is made from...
Brandy is made from wine.
Brandy is made from wine?
From grapes, yep.
No shit.
Brandy, you're a fine girl.
I'm trying to get myself like sober off this.
What a good wife you would be.
$25,000.
You just got three lifelines going back.
Complete the name of this 1967 Beatles song.
I am the blank.
A. Highway.
B. Phoenix.
C. Envy.
D. Walrus.
I hate the Beatles and I want fucking
to revive
John Lennon just to kill him again.
John Lennon wasn't...
Fuck John Lennon.
Can I get the...
Yeah, complete the name of the Beatles song.
1967.
I am the blank.
A. Highway.
B. Phoenix.
C. Envy. D. Walrus.
I don't know this one.
I would be fucked.
I'm gonna double dip with A and C.
Envy and Highway.
We're gonna double dip with them.
Well, you can go for one first.
Which one do you go for first?
Do I retain the lifeline if I get it?
No.
What?
Well, you said I go for one first.
Oh yeah, if you want to go for one first, you can.
Okay, so at this point it really is just a second chance.
Sure.
But you don't automatically get the question.
You just get to guess again.
I mean, if you don't know at all,
I would use Don Juan
or something.
Don Juan's gotta look it up.
Don Juan?
Damn, don't lose the question again.
Alright, we're getting Don Juan on the board.
I didn't know if I was committing to that yet, but okay.
I guess we're using Don Juan.
You want to use Don Juan?
I don't know. I feel like I got it.
Alright.
Complete the name of the 1967 Beatles song.
Wait, alright.
Complete the name of the 1967 Beatles song.
I am the blank.
A, Highway, B, Phoenix, C, Envy, D, Walrus.
I'm gonna double dip with them.
We're gonna get Don Juan on the horn here.
I can never understand what the fuck he says.
Fucking Don.
It's always the fucking Don.
It's always the fucking Don, man.
I'm gonna go on his ass on the fucking messenger
because I know what his number is.
I'm gonna go on his ass on the fucking messenger
because I know what his number is.
I'm gonna go on his ass on the fucking messenger
because I know what his number is.
Welcome to the Cubs zone.
Don, my bad.
Damn, don, yo, what up.
we doing Don? Yeah, Don bod. What was the name of the Beatles song in 1967? I am the
blank. Yeah, it's a highway B Phoenix CNV D walrus. Wait, hold on. I'm as fucked up
as Don Juan is right now. A highway B Phoenix CNV B walrus. No, give me the options again.
It's black and with a mustache. A highway B Phoenix CNV D walrus. Oh, it's a walrus?
Damn dude. Damn. It's a fucking. Damn dude. We're gonna go. Thank you Donnie. Thank you
Donnie. I think you helped me out enough with this one. Welcome to a force come. We're gonna
go walrus. I guess we're gonna go. Also, Dan seems to be returning to the podcast. Oh,
what's up, Dan? Oh, you gotta go to bathroom. Yeah, I gotta take a piss. Actually hold on
one sec. I'll be back. Talk about the question. You ever heard of the song I am the walrus?
No. Oh my god. Ali back. We should play Terraria when we get out of here. You should play it.
It's fucking sick. I've been awake for like 40. Don't be. Ali back. You're going for $50,000.
Yay. All right. In chess, which piece can only move diagonally? A queen B Ruck C Knight
D Bishop Bishop. My man. Bishop. Because I taught you how to play chess, right? Well,
I already I knew I knew like the moves and shit, but I just never played it. Just as
fan. I mean, you taught me like the nitty gritty stuff like if the pawn makes to the
other end and yeah, it can be how to prioritize your position. I knew how we all the pieces
moved. I didn't know they had like rankings. Yes. That's correct. Thank you. 100,000. You're
going to come. I'm gonna come. You're gonna come. Horse come. What temperature does world
water boil? What temperature does water boil at in Fahrenheit? Well, it's 100 Celsius. A
212 B 100 B 259 C 313 D 451. Remember the book title. I knew I had it already, but yeah,
we're going to go with 451. Yes, it was a play. Like the title of the book was a play
on boiling point. 451 is the temperature that paper burns because they were burning right.
I'm a fucking retard. I'll take the hit on that. Completely swayed my thought process.
I don't even know what I thought it was fucking that 212. Oh really? Yep. Paper burns hotter.
Really? No shit. Waters liquid. Right. Fuck man. Ain't good is it? No. No, I ain't very
far. Oh shit. $250,000 sports question for you. So Tyler did take the hit off that one
for you. Yeah. He deserved it because he answered the question. I thought of the book title
because I'm like, oh yeah, it's like boiling point. Sports question for you. In cricket,
the equivalent of the pitcher would be the A tosser, B shaker, C bowler, D wicket keeper.
That's the bowler. That's the bowler. Really? Sure. I thought it was the tosser. I didn't
just looked into it a little bit because I was like, what the fuck are the rules of this
sport? And I remember a little bit of a window. Don't they have like a run back and forth
too and shit instead of doing the base and fuck it. Yeah. That's how you get runs or
points. Yep. Okay. You're off to $500,000. Okay. Come, come, come, come, come, come,
come. The only problem is that like a phonofren here isn't really going to work. No, you got
50, 50 and double dip. Okay. In physics, the term, this term is defined as how fast an
object travels over time in a certain direction. A speed B velocity, C acceleration, D momentum.
Dude, all of those could be, I want to say that's velocity, but ask the question again.
In physics, this term is defined as how fast an object travels over time in a certain direction.
Because acceleration is the act of speeding up. So that's out.
Speed. And then what was D? Momentum, A speed B velocity, C acceleration, D momentum.
You might need this. I'm sorry. Give me, give me all four one more time. A speed B velocity,
C acceleration, D momentum. It really could be A, B or D. I just don't know what the technical
terms, I don't want to say it's momentum, but I guess. Fuck it. All right. I'm going to do,
can I do, I'm going to do a double dip. All right. What's your first answer?
Because I would do a 50, 50, but if you took out fucking acceleration, then that would fucking
obliterate me because I already know that's not it. What's your first answer?
My first answer. We're going to go with velocity. Final answer.
Oh, you got it. I really, I was really, I, like, I just held velocity. Just that, that was my gut
there. Did you see fucking John Wick four yet? No, I need to. I haven't seen it. I might see it
tomorrow. I might see tomorrow too. All right. You're on the million million dollar question.
One lifeline left is a 50, 50. That's a fucking good lifeline. Wait, my double dip gets taken.
Yep. But I fucking got it. All right.
Million dollars. The fuck was that? Okay. He's awake now. It's going to be like, what animal did
I just try to win? Hey, a kitten. The smallest bone in the body is located in the
a neck, B nose, C pinky toe, D ear. That's a tough one.
I mean, it can't hurt to use a 50, 50. Yeah. Just use a 50. Yeah. Fire in the 50, 50 now.
If you give me nose and ear, I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
Well, that's why people don't say it. All right. All right, Mac, we're going to,
we're going to eliminate A neck and D ear. Oh no, I'm sorry. A neck and C pinky toe. So
options are B nose and D ear. So he just gave you the answer.
No, no, no. The options are B nose, D ear. Yeah. He gave you the answer though.
Just go with nose. He basically said that it was nose. No, I didn't. I didn't say that was anything.
Yeah. But you said you eliminated that. You eliminated another one. Yeah. When you're like,
oh yeah. Unless you misspoke, in which case you just completely fucked my answer here,
but I'm going to go with nose. And if you just fucking destroyed me because you misspoke on it,
I want a fucking redo question. Cause that's fucking bullshit. If you just fucked me there
because I can't get my mind off that now because I need to know if you made that mistake on purpose.
Mac, we're not, we're not going to think about this like how I speak. We're going to think
about this about how the question is. The smallest bone in the body is in the nose or the ear.
You're trying to fucking sway me off a nose because you already gave me the answer,
you piece of shit. Go with nose. Yeah. That's my final answer.
Yeah, that's cool. You fucking piece of shit. I just misspoke. Yeah. And if you completely
fucking swayed my talk. Give him another question. All right. I'm fucking playing under protest again.
You're playing under protest. This is bullshit. Yo, I still got my 50-50 too.
The hobby of the population of brown bears. Allie Baccar, I got another question for you.
Is this like an old movie? Yeah.
I got another question for you. Is this like an on the fly question here? Yeah. Okay.
You're going to give me a base off another. This is based on the founding father.
Yeah. Here we fucking go.
Carl Marx, the only back who was the first democratic president,
first member president from the democratic party. All right. A Thomas Jefferson,
B Andrew Jackson, C John Adams, D Samuel Adams. All right. So I'm going to use my 50-50 here.
That doesn't count. No, you fucked the whole question, Casey. No, give me my 50-50.
Son of a bitch. Dude, Afghanistan has 200 brown bears. All right. We're going to split it between
Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson. Andrew Jackson. Oh, I can't, I can't help you with that.
Andrew Jackson was bat shit. First, first president from the democratic party.
I just feel like he had to be fucking Republican because he was fucking out of his mind.
The parties were different back then, bro. Yeah, but still he lost his fucking marbles.
North Korea has 500 bears. That's crazy. The first democratic president was Thomas Jefferson
or Andrew Jackson. Why do I want to say you TJ?
Have you already asked me this one on a different? No, I asked you who the first Republican president
was. And I could have sworn I answered Thomas Jefferson because George Washington. The answer
was Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, because George Washington wasn't any party. He was George Washington.
Fuck, I didn't see how many fucking bears were in the United States.
Wait, so it's Andrew Jackson and Thomas Jefferson.
I'm going to go with the J-dog. Croatia has 1200 bears. I'm going to go with the J-dog.
Are you sure? No.
Oh, Finland has 1600 bears. Japan has 2000. We're going to go with the J-dog.
No, I don't know, man. Which one?
Sweden has. They're both J. Oh, I got Jackson.
What? I met Jackson.
Oh, well, they're Jefferson or Jackson. I know. There's a lot of bears.
There's TJ and then there's the J-dog. Canada has 25000 bears.
Fuck, man, that's crazy. The United States has 32000 bears.
We're going to flip a coin for this one.
All right, adds it's going to be TJ.
Who has more bears than the United States?
Flip a coin. That's a lot of bears.
This tells me going Andrew Jackson. Yeah, it's not him.
I think he's no way. It's got to be Thomas Jefferson.
I think it's Thomas Jefferson. Yeah, I think that's what I was going to flip the coin.
I think it's not. We'll lead to the answer on the coin.
Wait, wait, wait. Can I still change it?
No, he locked. He did the lock.
He got it right. Andrew Jackson.
Andrew Jackson was fucking insane. Can we talk about Andrew Jackson?
Sure. Andrew Jackson was a fucking maniac.
That guy do like over a hundred people. Yeah, I know.
On the White House lawn, he do like a hundred people.
He just fucking shot people because he wanted to.
So Andrew Jackson was the first Democrat.
Yeah, because he was the one that already was the first one.
No, no, no. He had like the party and shit back then too.
Yeah, that's a party though. Yeah. All right.
That's so party. Yeah, they had the Democratic Republican Party.
Right. Right.
And the week party. That's that's what it was.
So John Adams was from and they had the federal Federalist Party.
They did. They did.
John also had a fuck. There's one other one.
It's similar to Turkey. I think. Oh, fuck.
Yeah, but they never got elected president.
Yeah. What the fuck were they called?
I don't know. So John Adams was the first Federalist president
and Thomas Jefferson was the first Democratic Republican president.
Right. So technically we need a third party to get in the mix.
I say the fucking bowl.
And then the fucking Democrat Party came along with Andrew Jackson.
Yeah. And the fucking Republicans came along.
I think that I think that they should fucking have the Bull Moose Party back
because the Bull Moose Party is badass. Teddy Roosevelt.
Teddy Roosevelt fucking the Bull Moose Party.
Fucking dude gets shot while giving a speech.
Fucking told the guy he was a bad shot and kept giving the speech.
He's going. And at the end of his goddamn speech, he goes,
and you can't kill this bull moose.
And everybody's like, yeah.
Do we need Teddy? I'd vote for Teddy.
Fuck. Yeah. I like to revive Teddy.
Is Teddy someone we can all agree on?
Yeah. Wow.
Sure. Yeah.
That's crazy. We actually agree on something.
Teddy was fucking awesome. Wasn't Teddy a Republican?
Teddy was a fucking anti like, uh, you originally ran as a Republican.
He was a Republican. Then he ran under the Bull Moose because Taft was a
Republican and he had to run against Taft because Taffy in a scumbag.
And Taffy was too fat. And that was just a fat.
He was like 400 pounds. Yeah. They had to make new bathtubs.
Yeah. That's actually a true fact.
Fuck. But yeah, Teddy almost won with a party that he just made up.
Teddy's just like, that would have been huge.
Oh yeah. But like Teddy's like, I'm making the fucking bull moose party.
And everybody's like, all right, cool.
Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I am registered as a bull moose.
That's like, I'm like registered Democrat, but I vote for the green party.
I'm registered as a bull moose party or I vote for Democrat.
But Ellie Mac, did you vote in the last election?
I did. Who'd you vote for?
I was well, in the midterms, I voted right across the board.
But this last 2022.
So in 2020, who'd you vote for for president?
I voted for Biden, but I.
So why do you vote Republican?
What? Why'd you vote Republican?
Because my views have changed in between that time.
I voted for Donald J. Trump twice.
It's weird. It's just like the more thought I gave politics,
I've just been a little bit more right.
I used to be left leaning independent, but now I'm more on the right side of things.
I'm a bull moose.
Fuck the fucking Democrats.
Like, I don't know.
There's just the Democrats are taking shit a little bit too far.
A lot.
They're a fucking bunch of pussies.
They're different than they were a couple of years ago.
And it's they're they lost me.
And I just have zero faith in Joe Biden.
I just.
Yeah, but you can't go to the Republicans because they're not.
I mean, I agree with you.
It's not that.
I agree with you, but he's got a brain now.
That's it.
So we've gone.
We've gone to a parasite in his brain like you have.
What's called communism?
I'm not for the Democratic Party.
You're for the Communist fucking Party of America.
But what I'm saying.
I'm for thinking for yourself.
What I'm saying, though, is that it's not just the anti-democrat shit.
Like you hear the way I talk about political issues on here.
He's a Republican.
I am a strong supporter of like the Second Amendment.
God damn right.
Go into all these like when we talk about like cancel culture and all that shit,
all that shit's coming from the left that none of that shit fucking comes.
Of course, I heard a commercial the other day that was like,
do you have Instagram addiction that you can sue fucking Facebook?
Yeah, it's fucking retarded.
That is retarded.
Yeah, and then the but then I also talked about like health care and stuff like that.
Like I am just I am more right wing in my beliefs than I used to be a while ago.
Fuck.
I'm sorry.
That sounded fucking wet.
What did that sound like in the headphone?
Big fucking you can strand slap the old news.
Front of the fucking microphone.
Yeah, but so used to be a Democrat, right?
Yes.
I was the white what like change though?
I guess I don't know.
I just feel like I had a certain sense of like
I don't I don't know.
I feel like it was easy to hop on like the Bernie train because like oh yeah,
socialism.
It seems like it makes so much sense and it's like it's not going to work.
No, I don't believe that it works.
No, not so and so you're just sucking your old ways.
Are you fucking kidding me, Casey?
Are you fucking absolutely all the Republican Party is yeah, I'd rather be stuck in the
fucking old ways of nineteen fucking fifties America besides the racism part.
Yeah, I just I just the racism part, the sexism part and I don't the fucking civil rights.
I just don't support big government.
I'm more libertarian than I am.
America was at its best in nineteen fifties, but like I do not like big.
So don't vote for the fucking Republicans.
Don't vote for the Democrats.
Don't be a pussy like party.
Be a fucking libertarian, bro.
Don't fucking vote for fucking whatever her name is.
Rise up against your fucking government.
You're all about revolution shit, Casey, till revolution shit happens.
Okay, I'm all for.
No, you're not.
You are a fucking fraud.
Socialist road fraud.
Fraud.
Socialism and communism just don't work.
Yeah, they don't Casey.
Like I think if you have a smaller nation, it works.
Like if you're like fucking Lithuania, it works.
It works there because they have a small enough amount of people that everybody gets along
enough, but in fucking America, that shit is just never going to happen.
Like there's and our politicians are already and on both parties are so fucking corrupt.
And with communism and socialism, you give them so much power.
You give them so much power over.
I'm all for not giving the government too much power, but that but that's the thing,
though, in communism and socialism.
There's no way not to.
Those are the people fucking calling.
No, just communism.
Communism is a dictatorship.
You get the fucking.
So I was just that shit.
Fuck that.
Socialism is just that.
No, no, the bourgeoisie is just is a thing of capitalism.
The bourgeoisie is I'm not thinking of created by capital.
I use the wrong word.
Then Bolshevik.
Is that it?
No, the bourgeoisie is a critique of capitalism.
Casey just wants to fucking confuse you with big words.
He's just trying to use some comments gobbledygook on you.
No, the bourgeoisie is like fuck.
Fuck capitalism because you have these people that are wealthy and you have these people
that are poor and they're not equal in the bourgeoisie.
So you are rich people.
The disparate bourgeoisie is a capitalism thing.
Yeah, but you're a fucking you're not.
You're not the proletariat.
You are the bourgeoisie.
Yeah, the proletariat is a working.
This is a working class.
Yeah, you're not that anymore.
In a communist society, you'd be considered rich.
The working class.
No, you are not a working class in a communist society.
I literally I'm literally middle class.
Yeah, in a communist society, middle class is the bourgeoisie because guess what?
The upper class did not get anything that happened to him in the fucking communist revolution.
The upper class is what fucking formed this.
No, shut up.
Let me fucking finish.
Everybody's in the class.
No, let me fucking finish.
So the the fucking quote unquote bourgeoisie was a fucking middle class and the proletariat
was the lower class and the fucking upper class is the people that got those two to
fucking fight.
Yes, it was actually looking at a real history of a Casey.
The bourgeoisie was the upper class.
No, the bourgeoisie was the middle class.
You fucking retard.
Do you actually if you want to be a fucking communist, do your actual fucking research
on your fucking history because guess what?
The upper upper class didn't have anything fucking happened to him.
OK, you are a fucking idiot.
You got to research your own fucking political views.
OK, the upper class was not touched.
The upper class was not.
In socialism, there's not going to be any classes.
Because guess what?
The upper class of Russia is still the people that were at the top because they had a fucking
cabal of fucking rich people.
Yeah, that's communism.
Yeah, and guess what?
It's still the fucking thing.
Not socialism.
You're a fucking idiot, Casey.
All economic classes are equal.
That's the worst.
If everybody's equal, then why do you be a doctor?
Why do you be anything that's fucking hard?
Socialism is no everybody has equal pay, so there's no proletariat.
There's no bourgeoisie.
Yeah, that's fucking stupid because why would anybody be a doctor if I could stay home and
play fucking Minecraft all day and get the same fucking thing, bro, because you have
to have a purpose in life, right?
Who fucking cares?
If I were you a Catholic, if I could, why are you Christian?
If I could stay home and play Minecraft all day and get paid the same that a doctor does,
I'd be super happy.
So why do you go to church then?
Because you want to be a good person.
OK, why don't you be a doctor?
Can I get us back on the rails here, gentlemen?
I'll fucking let you have Al for a little bit.
He's a fucking idiot.
My fucking point is that if you give communism and socialism, they're the fucking people that
controls the money.
God damn right, bro.
But let me talk now.
All right?
Alvin Max talk.
All right?
But in a democratic society that lets the fucking people have the money, and if the
people have the fucking money, they have fucking power.
They can rise up against their fucking government if their government pulls any fuck shit.
So yeah, yeah, I want that option.
If they're a fucking dick to me, I'm going to be a dick right back.
God damn right.
Fuck them.
You have the shit load of socialists.
We'll fund that shit.
You're stupid.
We'll fucking take them down and we can do that revolution shit again.
God damn right.
You talk about fucking revolution shit.
Bro, but if you want to...
I die for the revolution.
I fucking...
You want to be a doctor.
It's because you want to fucking help people, right?
Yeah, but I also would do it for the fucking money.
I'm being a doctor.
You go to church because you want to be a good person.
That's not...
Dude, you are making so many fucking connections that aren't even a fucking thing.
Being a doctor, most people be a doctor because it's fucking money.
Okay?
So why do you go to church then?
I go to church because I believe in God.
You get money to go to church?
No, I pay money at church.
So you go to church to try to be a good person, right?
And learn good values.
So why don't you just be a good person?
No, I go to church not because I need to learn how to be a good person.
I go to church because I believe in God.
That's two different things.
I'm actually paying people at church.
I'm not being paid to go to church.
That's not the fucking...
Like I pay...
I give...
So if you're such a good person, why don't you be a doctor for free?
Because why...
Like the whole thing, if you are good at something, don't do it for free.
That's like the whole thing.
Like if you're good at something, don't do it for free.
I didn't say do it for free.
That's exactly...
Did he just say...
I said everybody gets paid equal for everything.
I've been tuning you two out.
Dude, you are fucking out of line, Casey.
You are out of line.
I didn't say do it for free.
I just say everybody gets paid and has equal white rights.
Equal white.
Equal whites.
Now he's going off to deep end.
I'm going off to deep end.
Casey, Casey, everybody does not have equal...
Everybody has equal opportunities.
They do not.
They do not because guess what?
There would be people...
You wouldn't get to choose who you were.
The government would choose what you do.
You are a fucking idiot.
You are out of your fucking mind if you think that, okay, hey, we're all being paid the same thing.
But hey, we're going to have you be a doctor and get paid fucking this much money.
Why is it a competition though?
You're going to be a ditch digger.
Why can't everybody just be happy?
Because why would you do something that's way more dangerous or way more time being put into it?
It's the same person...
Why would anybody?
Because money...
I don't trust the government enough.
But you do that.
You do that as an EMT for a minimum wage.
And I actually get a decent...
Okay.
You do that for a lower wage than a doctor, right?
Yes.
And I don't have as much training as a doctor, so a doctor should get paid more than me.
That's what I'm saying.
You're in a six month class.
Yeah.
I had a six month class.
A doctor went to school for like fucking eight years.
Yes, a doctor should get paid more than me.
I should get paid but more...
You need a whole lot more to go to that school though.
And guess what?
I should get paid more than somebody who works at McDonald's.
That's the thing because...
Sure you should.
So you're saying that the more skill you have, the more you should get paid.
No.
That's exactly what you just said.
You said I should get paid more than working at McDonald's.
You just fucking shift over your own argument, you fucking idiot.
I said, hey...
The harder your job is, I think, the harder...
The harder my job is, the more I should get paid.
So you just fucking shot your own argument in the face.
Being an EMT is harder than working at McDonald's.
Exactly.
So you just said that I should be paid more.
You got paid the same.
No, I don't.
I get paid more than McDonald's.
You get paid $15 an hour.
I'm not going to tell people on the podcast how much they get paid.
I get paid five more dollars an hour.
I get paid a significant amount more than McDonald's.
EMTs don't make much more than minimum wage.
In certain counties they do.
But fucking... What you just said is exact counter to your argument.
I agree with you to a point.
Well, I think that everyone should have equal access to have enough money to stay alive and be comfortable.
So a welfare state?
No.
So I think like a doctor that someone who has like eight to 10 years of training should get paid a little more.
Okay.
So you just shot your own argument down with that.
But I don't think like I think the minimum wage people should be have enough money to live comfortably.
That's what minimum wage was supposed to be.
Yeah, except it's seven fucking 25 an hour now federally, which is fucking nothing.
What incentive do you have to go to school for eight years to become a doctor?
To be to make more money.
So you're just suiting your own argument in the face.
You literally said everybody should have the same amount of money and you then you go,
but wait a minute, but doctors should make a little bit more money.
So you literally just said you just tripped over your own argument, Casey.
How are you not seeing this?
You tripped over your own argument.
You're like, yeah, everybody should make the same things.
Yeah.
Like McDonald's workers and McDonald's and doctors.
And I'm like, well, what about this?
You're like, well, doctors should make a little bit more.
So you literally just fucking ruined your own argument by agreeing with me there.
Do you understand that?
Do you?
So you just disproved communism.
I think that everybody should make like a liberal wage.
But like if you have more training, you can get paid more money.
So a welfare state, that's literally what a welfare state is.
Casey people like the people who are on welfare are given the money to to survive enough to
survive, which you know what?
I think we can all agree that nobody should starve to death.
Okay, that's it.
That's an okay.
Unless you choose.
Sure, but people still do in America.
Yeah, because they're stupid.
Yeah, that's true.
There's no reason to starve in America because you can apply for like food stamps and shit
and get fucking enough where you can survive.
Yeah, but if you're stupid and you don't sign up for those things,
then you're going to fucking start.
I agree with you in some ways.
A lot of people have mental illness that is not treated.
Yeah, I'm one of them Casey.
That causes them to be homeless.
Put them in the loony bin.
National selection.
They're phasing themselves out.
But you what you did that might be a little fucking heartless,
but like am I really that wrong to say that?
Casey, you literally broke your own argument.
I'm so happy that I caught you in my fucking web that I span.
You fucking you were a little fucking fly that flew into your own web that you made.
You were you thought you were the spider, but the spiders in the house now baby.
Well, it's like a debate between should people fucking do this with you to should people make
all the same amount of money or should more people with more skill make more money?
People with more skills should make more money so that like it happens that but you have skill,
right?
And you still make them like close to minimum wage.
Now I make six month class.
Yeah, but he still has years of experience.
Yeah, and I get paid for those years of experience.
I get paid a decent amount more than minimum wage.
Like and like I'm not trying to like to be like an asshole.
I mean, like I make some money guys.
I think you should make more than you do.
I do think I'm not saying I shouldn't make more than I make right now,
but I'm saying that the wage gap between that.
I think you should make at least the average middle class wage in America.
What did you say there?
He wasn't paying attention.
I think you should make at least enough to be average like the middle class wage in America,
but then around seventy thousand dollars.
But then that's the whole thing.
But if you make everybody minimum wage, where did you get that figure from?
Seventy thousand, seventy thousand is middle class.
Yeah, I thought it was like forty.
I thought I was like, yeah, it's like thirty five forty.
It's not that I think middle class is like, I think, I think middle class is above forty.
I think for a household or just for one job for one, for one dude.
Yeah, I think I think it's I think middle class is like is I thought the middle class was seventy
thousand.
No, I think that's getting an upper class.
Like once you get once you start making like a lot, upper class was like one hundred fifty
thousand.
No, I think upper is like seventy to one hundred is like when it starts.
I can't I can't I'm not positive on that.
But the thing is, if you make everybody quote unquote middle class,
then everything else gets more expensive because then inflation goes up because, hey,
if everybody can pay for something, then if everybody can pay for something,
then they're going to raise the prices to match that everybody can pay for that now.
So you're literally doing a thing with that by making it OK.
So let's say instead of instead of raising everybody's rates, I think that we should
lower the price of things, because if that was the case, then the people who are quote
unquote lower class would be able to afford to live.
But the people who are in middle class who worked their ass off to get to middle class
wouldn't get fucked over.
That doesn't make sense because lower the price of things, the people who own businesses
that sell those things would just be.
I'm not saying, dude, both things, both both sides of that have bad.
They just be screwing over the people that sell you things and businesses that own businesses.
So you're saying that you agree with businesses that know then then what do you want to do?
Oh, well, salaries in New York range between thirty five thousand to sixty one thousand.
So middle class.
So what's the middle class salary for all of America?
New York would be different because New York has a higher.
I don't know.
I fucking every time I've looked this up, I look up what pertains to me in New York.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
Dude, I'm I I'm having so many typos on my fucking phone right now.
I'm still so not sober.
Middle class is anywhere between fifty thousand and one hundred fifty thousand.
Yeah.
So I'm technically lower class.
Yeah.
But I think like like seventy thousand would be lower middle class.
Like lower, lower middle class.
But dude, being seventy seventy thousand will get you way more than forty thousand.
Dude, but you just told me that seventy thousand was upper class.
That you did say I did say that I was I was I was proven wrong there.
But I'm saying that also was I in some ways, but you know, yeah, you were,
but I'm just saying that if you raise everybody's thing, then if you raise the people who are like
these, I'm going to say scum of the earth just to fucking for lack of a better term
up to like a middle class thing just by being like alive,
like it's going to fucking cause inflation.
It's going to cause inflation.
And then the people who are middle class, because they got there are going to get fucked.
And then it's going to be it's not going to be it's not going to be
lower class, middle class and upper clasps in a race the minimum will know.
Because then it's not going to it's not going to do that.
Because instead of being lower middle and upper, and the people
who want to to build their way up from a lower can get to middle class is going to be just
lower class and upper class.
And that's just going to keep dividing more and more and more.
So then you're gonna have lower class and upper class and guess what?
Then the upper class has all the fucking power and they can do whatever the fuck they want because everybody else is lower class
You see how that's a fucking issue
Bro I just think that everybody should be fucking have enough money to survive
No, I don't that'd be fantastic. I don't think that anybody should be fucking that would be fantastic in a perfect world
But we don't live in a perfect world. I I wish we could no we couldn't Casey Casey
There's so much greed in this fucking world that there's no way that we would ever live in a perfect world
Because communism and socialism would be fantastic if it could actually work
So you're saying that we have to have innocent people that have to suffer because of greed
I'm saying that innocent people are always gonna suffer. No matter what because you know
the only people who protect the innocent people are strong people who are are like innocent people the only people who are going to
protect innocent people are strong people who are
Who like strong good people
Like if you're if the old and like the people who are the people who are gonna crush you
The people are gonna crush you are the people who are strong and evil
But the only people that are going to stand up to the strong and evil people to protect those innocent people are strong and good people
But we don't have enough strong good people out there to protect the innocent people out there
We need more strong good people because there's so many bad bad
Strong people out there that are just gonna crush you with their fucking boot on your throat
There's the yeah, you have to have something come along that has enough fucking point of society, right?
You need enough morals and you need enough strength to stand up to these motherfuckers
Yeah, that's the point of society is I have laws to prevent people from committing crimes
But there's so many people that are up at the fucking top that are strong because they have so much money
And they abuse it so they're evil so these people that are coming up you might be in the fucking
That's why you don't give these people the power they have everybody be equal
No, that's not gonna do the same thing because even if you do that
There's gonna be people at the top because there always has to be leadership positions
Who the fuck whose side are you arguing for you both like flip-flopped?
Do either of you know what side you're on?
What the fuck?
What did I just miss?
I swear to God you're arguing for the side he started off on and vice versa. I'm so fucking confused, dude
You just you sounded like you were going on a communist rant and you were like
Disagreeing with him. No, I wasn't going on a communist rant
I was going on he was going on that everybody should be on the equal thing and I'm saying that we shouldn't be equal
But we should have people that are strong enough to defend against a strong bad people
The fuck is a bad person fucking billionaire
That they don't fucking share their millions of dollars of people because guess what they earned it motherfucker
So they did earn it. But guess what?
That's like the whole Republican thing. That's like
Fucking American dream. I made that money. Yeah, I don't want to fuck. Okay. Well the one thing I will say the Democrats are the most fucking
Fucking the death tax. Are you fucking kidding me? I work my whole life while I pay taxes
I pay fucking taxes my whole fucking life and when I die, you're gonna take 50% of my shit
Idiot in a lot of ways but he tried to date my mom up or something
Unless I put it in a fucking trust fund just the perfect way with loopholes
Then during that time. I let her date my hot girl
So you can't fucking take it so I can't give it to my kids. That is retarded. Fuck them
A lot of times she offered me a progressively more silent tools
And if I do go further, I don't like them
Fuck them and I will say I did not agree with a lot. Oh
Okay, I don't I hate Trump. I don't fucking love the guy either
Fuck you
either. He's a fucking idiot in a lot of ways, but he tried to get away with the fucking
death tax and power to him. I think that these communist sympathizers are living in a world
where they think that everybody's going to be nice.
Oh, you live in a fucking pipe dream. How do I live in a pipe dream case? Oh, you think
that everybody's going to be fucking, you know, we're going to fucking, you know, if
I get some of this shit, I'm dying here. Just drink the water. Okay. Well, you think like
we work hard, we get more money. Like you fucking work hard and you fucking don't get
off. Yeah. You know, I get fucked over by the boomers. That's who we should all be against.
It's not the boomers. It's the fucking capitalists. No, it's by the fucking boomers. These motherfucking
boomers are keeping these spots from people who are already off and these motherfucking
boomers don't understand that there's keeping. They're like, I'm going to work till I die.
I'm going to work till I die. Yeah. And you're being all, you're, you're being entranced
by the fucking ideology of the fucking capitalists that you have to work till you're fucking
dead. No, I want to get to the point. You're not putting on this earth so you can fucking
work. I put on this earth to do the most good. And in order to do the most good, I have to
be able to live on my own. And when I live on my own and when I fucking do my fucking
work, then I can go out and do more good. But guess what? I'm still fucking, I'm going
to be 25 and fucking nine days and I'm, I'm, I'm out here and I'm fighting the good fight.
What are you doing, Casey? You fighting the good fight. I'm fighting the good fight on
this fucking podcast. God damn right. Untitled podcast. We're fighting the good fight. Fighting
the good fight. Motherfucker. God damn right. Fight the good fight. Even though I really
just YouTube bowl through me for a huge fucking loop there. I swear to God, it's like you
two forgot what you got so caught up in this agreement with one another that you forgot
what you were arguing about. Seriously. I'm serious. When you guys listen to this, you're
going to be like, what the fuck am I saying? We're fighting the good fight. You both just
said shit that I know. Contradicts with your beliefs. Like, yeah, fight the good fight,
man. Danny and sound like real life. It's like motherfucker. He said that I knew the
title for the podcast. It's a good fight. We're fighting the good fight, baby. No, we're
fighting. This is the 4 20. It was a special one. I got, I'm, I'm just now starting to
calm down, but holy fuck, I was really high for almost dude who wants to be a millionaire?
I don't even remember that. I don't even remember what was going on on that. Oh my God. I'm
sweating. Oh God. All right. We're going to wrap this one up. Yeah, I think that's a good
way to get off. I like guys. Hey, like us on Facebook. Everybody, everybody who's listening.
Remember, we may be rebranding soon. We may be rebranding. Remember guys, a lot of untitled
podcasts out there. Yeah. Remember guys, fight the good fight. If you're listening to this
podcast, you're already fighting the good fight. God damn right. You know, and as always
be kind to yourselves and each other. Bring the rookies. For all we know, robots have
souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg
or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? No, no, we are jumping
down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with some really
dumb thoughts. Extended episodes. Where the fuck did the skirmish come from? Where the
fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist. Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at
least nine or ten feet tall. Anthropoclesotron, they have dread from our planet. Then they
are extraterrestrials. They are aliens. I do not associate with them. What a fucking
mess. What?
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus. You feel bump,
bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. Beep. Nothing. They're fucking
gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next level
with the birds. They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going
to be able to raise, and they are gonna make them so fucking real. They're gonna sink money
You can cut it open you're gonna see blood got no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology
Which by the way big brother is the overlord
Boys
But he fucking loves him, he was having a great fucking time doing this shit
George Soros is the fucking devil!
Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit, bro
George Soros is the fucking leader
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit
Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody likes Donald Trump
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump
He's not the actual fucking leader
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk
It's everyone out there, everybody gets it
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Uh, everybody gets it
You see, Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for himself
The actual government is trying
The actual full government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Latvians
Are actually the ones that are trying to fucking all of it
The career policies are paid off by the fucking billionaires
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit