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The following program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations.

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Fewer discretion is advised.

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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuckin' no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.

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Extended episode. Where the fuck did the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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Where the fuck did we meet? Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Anthropoclesautron, they have dreaded super soldiers.

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Wha... I do not先bouty to being prepared...

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We gotta go to the fucking moon because J.F.K. got assassinated.

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Welcome to the titled podcast.

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Episode 420.

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That's just kidding.

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The 420 motherfucker episode.

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These fucking punks are drinking weed.

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This is like the most stoner song

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sublime.

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Happy 420 Ali Mag.

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Happy 420 Casey.

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Fuck you.

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Ali Mac looks like he's on

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Mary James Last Dance.

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Not his last dance with Mary Jane right now.

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Mary Jane.

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I remember that episode.

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That was episode where you had the picture

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of your highest balls.

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And you're like don't take that picture, bro.

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Well, no, that was the Ghost Pepper episode.

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The picture was of my fucking ass drooling everywhere.

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And yeah, I did almost have a panic attack.

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That was the highest.

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You also had the highest balls.

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That was a good one.

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So Dan is either hit or miss in coming today.

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He said that he's going to try though.

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So that's cool.

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Yeah, I'm Casey.

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I'm here with your favorite co-host, Tyler and Ali Mac.

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I'm back from Ohio.

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I'm back from New York City.

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Damn, dude.

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So what's been going on this week?

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Fucking Taiwan and China.

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I haven't been paying attention.

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I literally got back.

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Taiwan's gearing up for a war with China, bro.

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So if China attacks that, we have US soldiers on Taiwanese soil.

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So if they attack that, that's an attack on US soldiers.

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So we're going to World War Three, baby.

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Yeah.

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I think I read like 80 percent of Americans would support

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a war with China if they attacked Taiwan.

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I don't know how true that statistic is.

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I just hate China.

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I want to punch China in their fucking

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not going to say words now.

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I think that statistic might be a little bit exaggerated.

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Where do you get that number from?

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I just read some bullshit CNN.

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Yeah, probably mainstream mainstream media.

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That's fucking fake news, bro.

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So, Mr.

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Alex, you've been interested in another Alex recently.

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I have been.

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Let's let's let's hear about that.

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So I've just been I don't know.

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I've been fucking around.

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I dabble in my usual podcast, went back and decided to listen to the whole

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Alex Jones, Joe Rogan episode.

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It's fucking awesome.

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It's like the best five hours of your life.

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It's pretty fucking insane.

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Like, I'd rather have that podcast than me.

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A Khalifa for five hours.

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Whoa, bro.

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You'd rather have Alex Jones and me, Khalifa.

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Yeah.

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If I got to talk to Alex Jones for five hours or be in the same room with me,

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a Khalifa who's definitely probably not going to sleep with me for five hours,

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I would talk to Alex Jones for five hours.

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I mean, it's just the thing is, is that fucking

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it takes someone like Joe Rogan to keep him centered on his shit.

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Like, the reason he comes across as such a fucking lunatic is because he's on this

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show alone, just waiting with nobody to cool him down.

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So he's jumping from fucking topic to topic to topic.

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He's like spewing all this shit.

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All he needs is someone to keep him on track.

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He goes on Joe Rogan.

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He's like, what are your sources?

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Where are you hearing this from?

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And he backs it up every time.

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Like, he knows he's not just babbling complete nonsense.

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He just sounds like a fucking idiot.

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And a lot of this stuff is far fetched.

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He's not right on everything.

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His thing is you can have sources, but your opinions can be fucking crazy.

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Yes, exactly.

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Interdimensional vampire demons.

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And obviously the whole Sandy Hook thing.

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He fucked up. He fucked up.

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He did not fuck up to the length of whatever it's up to.

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One billion dollars.

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That is insane.

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That's that's ridiculous.

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They're trying to bury it.

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No, I think they got a trillion on now.

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I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised.

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You can only you want some onion rings.

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Fuck. I'll take a fucking.

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There's some fries in there, too.

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I'm not going to eat them all.

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You're not going to eat the fries.

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No, I mean, I like this is just for everybody.

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Now I ate way too much.

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Fair enough.

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I'll get in there on some of them fries, bro.

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You want some?

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No, I'm good.

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But yeah, did you see that thing?

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Burger King sponsored, sponsored by Krispy Kreme.

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Not really. Okay, we're not.

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But we like them.

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Hey, hey.

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Also, check out check out my fucking band,

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Burger King, assassination plot.

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This is my new band.

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No official affiliation with Burger King or any of its subsidiaries.

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Just remember at horse come dot com on your first purchase, use code untitled.

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Off your first leader of course.

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Jesus Christ horse come dot com.

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For whatever you want,

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you can rub it on your skin, horse, come dot com.

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Oh shit, it's April 20th.

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Taylor's birthday.

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Hey, happy birthday, Hitler.

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No, let's not say that on this podcast.

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All I'm saying is that Germany had a pretty cool leader.

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One boy.

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So you see this thing this week where that that guy shot that girl, that 16 year

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old girl, yeah, like being in the wrong coming up the wrong driveway.

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Yeah, he like chased them down.

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I did hear.

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He didn't like he didn't like just like

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a shooter at her front door, like he like chased her down the driveway.

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It's not a Warren County.

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Was that in Warren County?

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No, shit.

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Yeah. Upstate New York.

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So what was the outcome of that?

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They died.

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No, I know that.

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He got he got arrested.

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Yep.

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With second degree murder.

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You're going to get charged with second degree murder for chasing down children.

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The assault rifle is justifications like I'm on my property.

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I think I think that's what it was that people were like revving their engines

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in his driveway. So I'm fucking killed someone.

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He created a hostile environment.

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I just feel like he was he feared for his life.

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I just feel like there's a couple of steps he can take in between revved

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engines and fucking cutting people down, tracking and shooting.

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There's another one this week where a guy

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shot African American kid because he knocked on the wrong door.

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We can say black on this podcast.

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The kid die.

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Tyler, you infuriate me.

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You actually infuriate me.

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Yeah, he did.

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He he died.

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Black is a perfectly fine thing to describe a black person.

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So what I can say what I fucking want is this fucking freedom of speech, Tyler.

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God, God.

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Wait, is it just me, though?

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Or when we were kids, was black politically incorrect?

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I don't know. It felt like it was.

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I know that there was one that was like colored coloreds politically incorrect.

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I know that I'm not going to go around calling people.

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Fuck it.

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Yeah, I wasn't going to drop an end bomb there, but I was going to use something

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for context and I understand it may be bad.

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But like like the N words, I think at the top there, like the N words at the top,

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I think colored is below the N word.

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Like it's definitely below the N word.

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But I think color actually it is below

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because we're not even going to say the N word, but we can say colored.

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I don't think you can say that.

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I don't think you can.

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Well, since we're already bleeping shit out, the color is the color that means

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black in Spanish, I don't think you should go like you can't use that.

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That's that was actually politically correct back in like, I think the 60s.

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I know. And now it's not.

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But that's what I actually say.

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I was saying about the thing with the pronouns and the shooter that if you like

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call and start calling people, it's like a slur.

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Now, if you start calling people by the wrong pronouns, who the fuck cares?

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Their shooter fucking that that young lass.

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But even like just miss

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misgendering someone with pronouns is now like a slur.

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Wasn't it?

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What is it? The lady or guy?

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Like, I forgot at this point, it was a male to female.

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No, I thought it was a female to male.

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It was a they them Tyler.

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Fuck knows him.

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Yeah, whatever.

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Fuck him. Shooter.

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I'm happy they're dead.

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Fucking burning out a piece of shit.

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You killed three kids.

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Fuck you.

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I don't give a shit.

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Fuck that person.

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Well, I think it's just the culture of America where if something's wrong or we

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have like crazy people, everybody just get the gun and goes to town shooting people.

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Hey, I got like not to get off topic, but I want to give a Kanye update on what

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happened. Did you see why?

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What he said recently?

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He goes, Oh God, I don't.

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What did our boy Kanye get into?

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He goes, I don't hate the Jews anymore.

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I watched 21 Jump Street and Jonah Hill's pretty cool.

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You fucking.

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That's actually what he said.

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He's a lunatic man.

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He's like, I realize that the Jews are pretty cool because Joe

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fucking 21 Jump Street is Jonah Hill even Jewish?

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I think he's mistaken with fucking what's his name?

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The fuck's his name?

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He's definitely I think Joe Hill is.

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Is Jonah Hill Jewish?

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I mean, I don't know if I can say this, but he kind of looks Jewish.

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Let me look this up.

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Is Jonah Hill actually Jewish?

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Can I say that or is that too much?

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I can't tell.

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Everything you fucking have said so far is too much.

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I didn't say what he did.

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I wasn't around here dropping sea bombs.

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If that's a thing. Sea bombs?

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You mean cunt bombs?

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Dropping fucking cunt bombs.

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Jonah Hill is Jewish.

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He had a bar mitzvah, so he is Jewish.

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Does that really make you Jewish?

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Yeah.

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I'm down with all religions that don't come knocking on my door trying to fucking sell me on shit.

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Oh my God.

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We should make this the

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thing. What was that?

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Where is that a picture?

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Is that from Ohio?

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No, that's my room.

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Easter bunny suit from the fucking Christmas story.

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Yeah.

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So when I was in Ohio, I went to Cleveland.

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Or yeah, Cleveland.

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And I went to see the actual place where the Christmas story was filmed, like in the house.

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Like they actually have like the whole house and it's like a museum now.

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And it was actually fucking really cool because it hasn't been changed since the 1980s.

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Like the entire thing is exactly the way the Christmas story was.

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It has like it even has the Christmas tree up.

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Fucking like all it's fucking crazy.

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I love it.

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But I bought the pink bunny suit from it.

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You can just go in.

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It's just like somebody's house.

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No, you pay twenty bucks and you can take a tour of the entire house.

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And then you go to the museum across the street and then they have a gift shop next to the museum.

273
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What?

274
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Yeah, it's pretty cool.

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So just owned by some company.

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It's owned by like a couple of fans of the movie.

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And then they just kind of like made it exactly like the movie.

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How big of a fucking...

279
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I mean, really, how does that movie spawn big enough fans that want to buy the house?

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I would buy it if I had the money.

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People, I heard like people go to the Breaking Bad house and they like throw pizzas on the roof.

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And the people that live there are like super mean.

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And they like put up like electric security fences around their property.

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And they're like, whenever you like stop on the street to look at it,

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they just come out and scream at you.

286
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Yeah, my buddy,

287
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my buddy went there like a year after the show ended.

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And it wasn't before like the electric fences and everything.

289
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But he came over and he was going to do the pizza thing to be a fucking asshole.

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And some old lady came out and just lit into him.

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He was like, fuck, man.

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He took a picture for Instagram.

293
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He's like a quarter mile down the street.

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Like his thumbs up.

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He just got screamed at by like an 80 year old.

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So I have private property, you mother fucker.

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Get the fuck out of here.

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You're buying that house to get fucking.

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That's just a place.

300
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Yeah, I was reading that they do that to everybody that comes up.

301
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So I went to Ohio to go to the Football Hall of Fame.

302
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That's why I actually like went there.

303
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I didn't go to Cleveland just to fucking do that.

304
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But the Football Hall of Fame was actually really fucking cool.

305
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Like I'd recommend it if you like football.

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But my favorite part of the entire thing in the Football Hall of Fame was I was

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going through they have like the hall, the bust of like all like the players

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that are in the Hall of Fame.

309
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And I was going through Canton, right?

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Can't. Yeah. OK.

311
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It's like 40 minutes from

312
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Cleveland. Gotcha.

313
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So I was there and I found OJ's bust.

314
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Mr. Mr. OJ Simpson, the man who is acquitted of murder, who definitely didn't murder

315
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his wife, but I was there.

316
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It's where it.

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So I was there.

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And then these two fucking like hillbilly people come up, like as I'm looking at it

319
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and they turn to me like that motherfucker should not be in the Hall of Fame.

320
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He disgraces this entire hall with his face.

321
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Let's go. The fuck did you just say?

322
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And I was like, that's disgusting.

323
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Fucking kept walking.

324
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I'm like, bro, you ever go to art museums?

325
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Yeah, I've gone to be so weird.

326
00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:55,040
Yeah, people just stand there and go, hmm.

327
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What do you think the artist was thinking when they did?

328
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Well, Van Gogh's skeleton smoking a cigarette, so I think he was fucking

329
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started. Yeah, he was fucking high as fuck.

330
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What do you think it's like all this shit about like in depth and all the

331
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colors, the colors here show that he was feeling these emotions.

332
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I'm like, I'm a fucking artist.

333
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I just paint whatever color I

334
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when I when I fucking paint shit, I'm just like, I'm just going to paint

335
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because I want to fucking paint.

336
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He's not like I'm not like feeling any and what makes like art valuable, though?

337
00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:33,680
I don't get either, but I was reading about it like why Da Vinci's art and shit

338
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is like the Mona Lisa.

339
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I like it took him like years to paint

340
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because he like had to keep painting it and let it get dry and make new layers.

341
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And like the like the fucking Napoleon

342
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picture where he's on like the fucking horse and shit like I get why like the

343
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super like hyper realistic paintings and shit are valuable because not only are

344
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they so bad ass as fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

345
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I never you take that for granted when you're a kid in school.

346
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And then you realize like how cool some of those fucking paintings were.

347
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And also battles that must have fucking happened and how fucking detailed these

348
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paintings are. And this motherfucker is just like, yeah,

349
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I'm going to do this with my fucking brain because we don't have pictures back then.

350
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,520
We're like, this guy probably fought in the war.

351
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He's just like, this is how I deal with my fucking PTSD.

352
00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:19,880
I'm just going to paint the fucking war.

353
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,880
Hey, Napoleon, can you go over there and stand there for like, I don't know,

354
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,120
like seven hours?

355
00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:28,520
You have to make a painting of me real quick.

356
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,160
Well, on to my travels in fucking New York.

357
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,160
This was the first time I've ever been stoned in New York.

358
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:40,840
And it just got me thinking because like I was I remember prior to those mushrooms.

359
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,600
No, I did not. I did not eat them yet.

360
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,280
I don't know. We'll dabble into that.

361
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,720
Maybe I'll have someone to report back for the next episode.

362
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,440
Maybe you should do it on the podcast.

363
00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:52,480
I don't know about you'd be fucking Alex Jones is right.

364
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,720
There's aliens.

365
00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,040
You're going to be here. No, no, no.

366
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,840
I want to I want to be in a spot where I'm not going to.

367
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,400
I don't know. He can't stick a mic in front of my good.

368
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,480
You're good here. I want to feel this is a safe space.

369
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,760
I want to like listen to like Adele and shit.

370
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,480
I'm pretty sure Adele.

371
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,080
Fuck it. All right.

372
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I said

373
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to the

374
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man

375
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he

376
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he could have had it.

377
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,520
Oh,

378
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,760
but he said

379
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,920
to me.

380
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,680
Anyway, New York.

381
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,040
Oh, yeah, New York.

382
00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:34,000
So anyways, I remember it was occurring to me like a little bit,

383
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,200
but I really wasn't giving it much thought because I'm like, all right,

384
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,760
like I'm just going crazy.

385
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:42,400
But I saw so many people that like I

386
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:47,800
swear to Christ, I had faces repeating like in the same outfits.

387
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,560
Like I was saying, and it really was.

388
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,640
It got me going on the NPC thing pretty hard.

389
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:56,080
And it got to the point where it wasn't even like I was like, oh, man,

390
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,560
that kind of looked like that chick.

391
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,160
And I'd be like, no, that's the same.

392
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:03,600
Yeah. I'm like, I'm two burrows away now and I am dead shit positive.

393
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:05,240
I saw that person 10 minutes.

394
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:08,800
Yeah. Like I was like, all right, like, damn.

395
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,560
I mean, a lot of these people are fake.

396
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,000
Like these people do not have their own personal lives.

397
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,640
I mean, you play cyberpunk, right?

398
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,640
Like, yeah, we both play cyberpunk.

399
00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,760
You know how in cyberpunk when you just go into the city?

400
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,080
Oh, dude.

401
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,680
Oh, fuck.

402
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:27,240
Ali Mac just took a fucking.

403
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,360
Oh, my God, it hurts.

404
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:32,320
Why would you not warn us?

405
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,840
Oh, I didn't know.

406
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:35,920
I didn't know.

407
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:40,600
I thought it was just like a little bit more powerful.

408
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,320
Oh, my God.

409
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,880
Oh, my God.

410
00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:51,680
Jesus.

411
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,320
Oh, my God.

412
00:18:53,520 --> 00:19:00,000
You're like, man, that is so much stronger than any of the other.

413
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,080
Smell it.

414
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,400
Oh, my God.

415
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,800
Fuck, man.

416
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,360
Did either of you do them yet?

417
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,120
I warned you, man.

418
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,400
Tyler, are you really going to go for it?

419
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,640
Oh, yeah.

420
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:17,640
Dude, it's actually big.

421
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:19,840
Oh, fuck.

422
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:24,360
Oh, fuck.

423
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:25,560
Oh, fuck.

424
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,760
Dude, right?

425
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,680
Oh, fuck.

426
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,040
It still burns.

427
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,520
I was like two minutes ago.

428
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,200
Oh,

429
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,400
oh,

430
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,600
oh,

431
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,440
I know smelling songs folks.

432
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:41,600
Oh, my God.

433
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:42,720
Brought to you by.

434
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:43,720
Oh, my fuck.

435
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:44,920
I'm a cry.

436
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,080
That is a perfect punishment for who wants to be a millionaire.

437
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,200
Oh, my God.

438
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,280
Does that hurt?

439
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:54,280
I can see the sun and it's night time.

440
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:55,440
Oh, my God.

441
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:59,120
I'm fucking wide away.

442
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,080
Holy shit.

443
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,720
This has got to be like a prank.

444
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:03,800
That's illegal.

445
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,000
That should be illegal.

446
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:05,880
That's a prank.

447
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,880
That's not even.

448
00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:14,080
He took a big whiff.

449
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,560
Oh, fuck.

450
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:16,920
Casey's down.

451
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:18,120
We got a man down.

452
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,640
He is on the floor writhing in pain.

453
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,720
He took a way bigger whiff than I think me or Tyler did.

454
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:27,760
Oh, my left nostril.

455
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,760
Like, is your nose running now?

456
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:30,600
It hurts.

457
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,520
My nose is like fucking running.

458
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:33,880
That is debilitating.

459
00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:34,840
Holy shit.

460
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,200
I didn't even like get into my sniff.

461
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,800
It was like as soon as it hit my nose.

462
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,160
No, because I didn't even breathe.

463
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:44,520
Like I just like I fucking like did one of these with it.

464
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,080
And I was like, holy fuck.

465
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,600
Casey is still down on the floor.

466
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:52,520
Casey is still down on the floor.

467
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:55,960
We.

468
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,920
Wake up.

469
00:20:58,120 --> 00:20:59,280
Fuck, man.

470
00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,680
That is some serious shit.

471
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,560
Wake the fuck up.

472
00:21:03,760 --> 00:21:05,000
I'm tearing up.

473
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:06,160
Did you hear the bell?

474
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,440
My eyes burn.

475
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,440
My nose. Yeah, you can hear the bell.

476
00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,560
My eyes burn.

477
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:11,960
My fucking nose burns.

478
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,600
Oh, God.

479
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,640
That shit's fucking not good.

480
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:16,440
Oh, God.

481
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,200
I thought I was going to throw up everywhere.

482
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:19,680
I'm not going to lie.

483
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,920
Yeah, I was like, we can't.

484
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:22,760
Oh, my nose.

485
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:23,760
I think the fucking.

486
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:27,120
Oh, my God.

487
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,760
I was like feeling like a little stuffed.

488
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,120
That shit made me fucking feel that shit.

489
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:34,000
Wow.

490
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:36,520
I think of the garbage can ready for you because I thought you're just going to

491
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,400
throw up all over the place.

492
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,320
So how much more powerful is this?

493
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,000
This has to be at least like eight or nine.

494
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,560
Probably a hundred.

495
00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:47,680
That's like a fucking ghost pepper.

496
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,120
We stand by our product 100 percent.

497
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:52,280
If you do not get the effect,

498
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:56,240
which would warrant the name atomic right now,

499
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,480
give you a full.

500
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,920
Definitely deserves the name atomic right now.

501
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,560
You know, Rydos are fucking mean motherfuckers.

502
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,240
God, it says fucking see you.

503
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:07,000
They just fucking charge you and murder.

504
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,800
Like I said, it says we stand by our product 100 percent.

505
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,720
If you do not get the effect, which would warrant the name atomic rhino,

506
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:17,240
we will give you a full refund and an apology.

507
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,360
Let me see this shit.

508
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,000
Where can we find those motherfuckers?

509
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,200
Could I ever apologize?

510
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:28,160
You know, like we're sorry we didn't fucking kill you with this.

511
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:32,440
We yeah, I was trying to fucking die.

512
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:36,000
So man, that's me in the fucking ICU.

513
00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:39,840
That's a perfect wake someone from the dead.

514
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:40,880
Someone's dead.

515
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,560
This will wake their dude that shit.

516
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,200
So like when I was talking earlier, I literally just cracked the bottle

517
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,680
and I had the effect of these things.

518
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:49,640
Yeah.

519
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:52,840
Like that is not even that has to be.

520
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,960
This is a new one.

521
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,160
We cannot stress this enough.

522
00:22:57,360 --> 00:23:01,480
Atomic Rhino Red Line is extremely strong.

523
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,080
Keep away from face unless you are a rhino.

524
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,240
Feel the horn.

525
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:11,440
Yeah, that shit is insane.

526
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,240
I don't like how the there's no way sports players use that shit.

527
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:16,120
They do.

528
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:16,920
Use this one.

529
00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:17,960
Yeah.

530
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,000
Hey, it says read the instructions.

531
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,720
Oh, it's like your atomic rhino is ready.

532
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,560
Do not add water.

533
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,280
There is no need to shake.

534
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:29,240
Well, we've been fucking up that rule.

535
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:33,880
Please use extreme caution and do not open and confined spaces.

536
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,960
That means no fucking cars.

537
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,680
Does it say that?

538
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,800
It says no cars.

539
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,760
I should say that.

540
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,600
It should fucking say that.

541
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,720
If you have any questions, please. Why is it all in capital letters?

542
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,480
That could be used as like a fucking chemical weapon.

543
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,840
If you just like in a car and you're like, oh, I want to make this guy crash it,

544
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,920
crack open the bottle, let it on the floor.

545
00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,400
Five minutes, they're dead.

546
00:23:58,600 --> 00:23:59,120
That car.

547
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,680
They're dead.

548
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,840
Yeah, because did you add water to this?

549
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,000
No, no, no.

550
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,680
So it just comes like this.

551
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,680
Yeah, that is this is evil.

552
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:11,840
It's fucking red.

553
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,800
This is Satan's fucking coke.

554
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,000
Are you going to do it again?

555
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,720
I want to do that again, but I'm not going to do that again until who wants to be a

556
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,160
millionaire if we do it, if we do it, if we don't, that's fine.

557
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,520
Then I'll just take a hit out of pity.

558
00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,560
Oh, I just cracked that.

559
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,760
I don't know. We're doing it.

560
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,520
Let me just let me let me get the crack effect here.

561
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,040
Wow.

562
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,160
Oh, it's it's got a bite.

563
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,000
It's bad.

564
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,520
It's got a horn, bro.

565
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,640
Feel the horn.

566
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:46,840
My left nostril and my left eye and like the top of my head.

567
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:53,040
No, like I feel like I just got like shot up this way.

568
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:55,360
Like I got like shot like right here.

569
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,440
It does kind of feel like a fucking gunshot.

570
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:03,360
My fucking earwax felt like it was melting in my ear after I took a hit of that shit.

571
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,080
I feel like you gained your left ear back.

572
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:07,600
Yeah, I felt my left ear.

573
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,880
I channeled the inner spirit of John DeWong.

574
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:13,720
All right, we're going on about these assaults for a little bit too long here.

575
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,200
I just want to talk one more.

576
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,680
They're fucking.

577
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,040
Let's let's let's tell.

578
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,160
Let's describe how this fucking looks.

579
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:22,280
It's fucking dark red.

580
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,880
Yeah, it's dark red.

581
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:28,560
It comes in a clear bottle that says atomic red line Rhino smelling salts.

582
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,080
And there's a nuclear bomb going off.

583
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:36,800
This shit is like fucking Satan's fucking nose hair or some shit.

584
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,240
Like, I think they captured a demon in here.

585
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,600
Yeah, and you're just fucking smelling it.

586
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,360
If there's if there was like a if you're

587
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,120
comparing the smelling salt to like the hottest peppers in the world,

588
00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:49,560
that's the Carolina that's fucking Pepper X right there.

589
00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:50,920
That's the hottest one.

590
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,840
Like that shit fucking like the cracked ones.

591
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,400
Those were those were they'll wake you up.

592
00:25:56,600 --> 00:26:01,000
The fucking the last the last smelling ones we got the last like bottle ones.

593
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,200
That's definitely a step up to the crack.

594
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:08,280
But but this thing atomic right now fucking dude, atomic right.

595
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,840
I lost Casey Casey's Casey.

596
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:11,720
Why don't we just pause it?

597
00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:13,120
I think we need to take a break here.

598
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:18,320
Atomic Rhino is literally like Atomic Rhino is literally like one of the worst

599
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,800
experiences I've had in the smells world.

600
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,560
And I smelled like three day long, like four day long corpses.

601
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:25,880
And this is worse.

602
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:26,360
All right.

603
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:27,720
Be a little more stories.

604
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:28,280
Here we go.

605
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,960
No, but like just like, you know, it's comparable.

606
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:31,680
It's comfortable.

607
00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,880
It is. That shit is fucking bad.

608
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:37,760
You know, when your body recoils from something because it's so badly smelling.

609
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:41,600
Yeah, that was like when I was on the other smelling salts, I like made the

610
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:45,560
conscious choice to tap out to like yank my head away with those things.

611
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,280
It was a knee jerk reaction.

612
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,160
I had to kick my head back.

613
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,120
It was too painful.

614
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,080
I never had one of these.

615
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,160
I want to take a sip.

616
00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:53,200
It's gone.

617
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,840
Casey's might have a swig left.

618
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,040
It's not.

619
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,280
Never had fucking blue ribbon.

620
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,200
It's very white trashy.

621
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,480
I'm not trash and I'm in trouble so far.

622
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,320
That's the beer they drink.

623
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,840
I do touches the blue ribbon just turns into white trash.

624
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,200
I'm a Guinness guy myself and I like Coors Banquet.

625
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,840
Like if I'm drinking beers, I'm drinking Coors Banquet.

626
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:17,720
If I'm drinking to get drunk, it's Coors Banquet.

627
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:21,560
If I'm drinking to like have like a social thing, I'm going to have a Guinness.

628
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,880
You ever done a half and half?

629
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,240
I might have.

630
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,360
Same brewery.

631
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,400
It's still Guinness, but it's Guinness Harp.

632
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,120
I think I have.

633
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:35,880
So they do that for the first half and then they put just Guinness Stout on top of it.

634
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:36,400
Huh.

635
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:39,000
And it's nice because it works perfect.

636
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:43,600
Like you drink the Guinness, then you have like this weird like zone where it's

637
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,560
kind of mixed and then you have the lager for the rest of it.

638
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:49,840
Does it actually like fucking like separate in the glass too?

639
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:51,840
Well, it depends on how you pour it

640
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:54,480
because like they do mix together like if you stirred it.

641
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,680
But if you're just setting it down on a bar table, no, it'll hold its form the whole time.

642
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,000
Do you ever have a fuck?

643
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:04,280
It's Guinness Blue Moon, I think.

644
00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:07,520
Not like Blue Moon, like the other like thing.

645
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,200
I can't say I've even heard of it, to be honest.

646
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:13,000
It's a milk stout Guinness, which is really fucking good.

647
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,360
I do like me my milk stuff.

648
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:15,840
I'm just going to pull these out so I'm not fucking.

649
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:16,720
Yeah, just fucking.

650
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,760
Yeah, you can have one of the fries, but you sure?

651
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:20,880
Oh, yeah.

652
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,600
I want to talk about fish tank when Casey gets back down.

653
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,000
I don't know if we might have lost Casey for a little bit.

654
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,800
He took a way bigger whiff than we did.

655
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,080
Yeah, he fucking knocked his ass out.

656
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:34,080
I think it just like was like a delayed synapse in his brain

657
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,680
to like realize what was happening, because for me, it was immediate.

658
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:38,360
It was I need to get these things away from me.

659
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:40,480
You're like a migraine now.

660
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:45,080
Yeah, that shit was that that kind of makes me believe in God, actually.

661
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,720
I'm not going to lie.

662
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,120
The

663
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,400
I'm a grino.

664
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:54,600
I feel like I'm stroking out like I feel like I have like facial paralysis.

665
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,320
I feel like I've slurred speech.

666
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,000
Well, you leaned over it.

667
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:00,120
So your eyes got it, too.

668
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:05,120
And because that shit, I don't think the other smelling salts had an effect on my

669
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,640
eyes, this one I would not leave above my open eyes.

670
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:11,680
Like that gas would fucking burn them.

671
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,960
I feel like I got mustard gas.

672
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,400
I feel like I'm in like the all quiet on the Western front.

673
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,120
I was going to say that feels like if we

674
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,320
just survived the chemical attack and like we took our masks off, we're like,

675
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,320
holy shit, it's like one percent of mustard gas.

676
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,320
Still,

677
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,160
dude, mustard gas was fucking horrifying.

678
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:34,520
Yeah, I like chlorine gas better because you can, you know, accidentally make it

679
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:39,000
because I accidentally made it before when I was trying to clean when I was a kid.

680
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:41,720
Yeah, we did not really go.

681
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,160
The world did not really give two shits

682
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:48,120
about how if it was killed, if it was if it was killing you in a painful way,

683
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:52,480
there's like it kills you cool, flamethrowers, chemical warfare,

684
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,800
nuclear bombs ran over by tanks like.

685
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,200
I think it was one of the worst.

686
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,280
One of the worst ones was in Vietnam, where they'd had the punji spikes,

687
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:08,280
where you'd fall on it, but they'd actually put fucking animal shit and human shit.

688
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,120
So it's like so even if you didn't die

689
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,120
from the spike going through you, you'd get infected immediately.

690
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,320
It was fucking awful.

691
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,880
Do you want to die immediately from the fact that you die slowly from the infection?

692
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:23,400
So like if you fell on the spikes and it didn't immediately kill you from falling

693
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,960
on the spikes, it was immediately infected because it had like dog shit and animal

694
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:33,560
and like human dog, like cow shit just all over the fucking spikes.

695
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:34,920
So you'd fucking fall on it.

696
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,800
And if you actually were able to get out of the spikes, not only would they have

697
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,440
to fucking patch the wounds, you'd have to get fucking like antibiotics and shit.

698
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,720
And you are getting antibiotics in fucking Vietnam.

699
00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:47,080
No, I think it's infected.

700
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:49,840
They're going to be like, shut up, go crawl in this fucking hole.

701
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,960
You fucking tunnel rat.

702
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,360
This lady came in yesterday.

703
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,120
It was like a huge gasp like that.

704
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,160
Her muscles are like, I'm not going to do stitches.

705
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:57,920
I'm like, yeah, yeah.

706
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,120
How many? I'm like a lot.

707
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,800
Dude, the one on my face where I gasped my face open,

708
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:08,080
it took 32 stitches on the inside and

709
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:12,120
I think 28 on the outside to fix my face.

710
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:13,680
Oh, yeah, it was bad.

711
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:18,560
Like it what you could see my jawbone from like my face.

712
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:24,800
There is a player in the NHL in one of these last playoff games that got fucking

713
00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:28,320
pushed into a fucking goalie skate.

714
00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,600
Oh, fuck.

715
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:35,560
And he was off the ice for like 20 minutes, got 72 stitches and came back into the game.

716
00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:36,760
My fucking man.

717
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:37,240
Yeah.

718
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:41,600
Did you ever see the guy like back in the 80s who got like a throat slit?

719
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,120
Yeah.

720
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,480
And he started bleeding.

721
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:46,600
Dude, that was crazy because like he fucking like he went like this.

722
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,880
What is like his fucking hand?

723
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:52,680
And then there's this blood just pouring out all over the war that

724
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,960
finished his carotid and saved his life.

725
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,160
Yeah.

726
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,200
All right.

727
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:02,560
That that goalie ended up having like super bad PTSD and tried to kill himself

728
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,000
and wrote a book about it.

729
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:05,320
Jesus Christ.

730
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:05,840
Yes.

731
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,480
From the almost murdering somebody.

732
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:09,320
No, no.

733
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,320
The just the goalie that got his fucking throat slit.

734
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:13,160
Oh, right.

735
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,880
He had PTSD about that shit.

736
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:16,640
He said it like his whole life up.

737
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,960
And that's why the goalie said like the little play hockey.

738
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,440
I think he was done after that.

739
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,280
I think he was done, but I can't remember.

740
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:24,680
No, I think he's back.

741
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:25,240
Did he?

742
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,080
I think he stayed.

743
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,760
Darrell Brooks just got cleared to play.

744
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,240
Who's Darrell Brooks?

745
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,640
Was that the guy that got his arm?

746
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:35,760
Hamlin Brooks is the crazy guy that ran over the people.

747
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:36,880
Oh, my God.

748
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,160
Did I?

749
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:42,600
Did did you see that rugby player?

750
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,600
Like a couple of days ago, the rugby player that got like his eye ripped out

751
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:47,640
during the game. Holy fuck.

752
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:49,080
That's that's metal.

753
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:51,400
Yeah. And he kept playing like he went back.

754
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,840
He got his eyes sewn shut and he started playing again.

755
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,160
You're like, all right, bro.

756
00:32:56,360 --> 00:32:59,320
Get some fucking get some fucking Rhino.

757
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,400
Get back in there.

758
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:01,400
Get back in there, buddy.

759
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:02,680
What the fuck?

760
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,240
I can't believe I fucking said Darrell Brooks.

761
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,440
That's funny.

762
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,280
That's funny.

763
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:12,200
So my my brother, who's been a Redskins fan like his entire life,

764
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,920
he abandoned the Redskins and is now a Bills fan.

765
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,280
You mean the Nationals?

766
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,320
No, I mean the commanders now.

767
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,800
Casey.

768
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,920
You can't say Redskins.

769
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:23,000
Oh, shit.

770
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:27,120
I think that you were thinking about Indians and you can't say that word on this

771
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,680
podcast. Yes, I can.

772
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,880
That is so stupid.

773
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,280
If you ask Native American people, you can't say Redskins.

774
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:34,920
Yeah, you can.

775
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,080
The Redskins, the football team, they're not a football team anymore.

776
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,200
They were. They were.

777
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:40,280
How am I going to refer to them?

778
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,880
Oh, the team that became the Washington commanders.

779
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:48,400
Yeah. So anyway, my brother is Washington.

780
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,720
My brother known as Mouse Cop.

781
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:53,160
Mouse.

782
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:58,640
But my brother was like, I like like when they got the new owner,

783
00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:59,840
they changed the name and everything.

784
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:01,560
He's like, I'm no longer their fan.

785
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,120
I'm like, you can't just do that.

786
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,000
He's just like, I'm a Bills fan now.

787
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:07,920
Like, at least it's a New York team now.

788
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:14,480
Like, I can't be too upset about him, but like, let me get back at this.

789
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,160
No, don't hit that again.

790
00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:16,800
That's bad.

791
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:17,200
No.

792
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,840
So so we got the Jerry Bell.

793
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,160
We should do a Jerry segment.

794
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,560
I'll ring it.

795
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,640
Oh, God.

796
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:27,320
Here we go.

797
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:29,440
There you go.

798
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:33,840
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

799
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,160
I love Jerry's.

800
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,680
Jerry's Fuck that show.

801
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:38,960
That show is fucking fun.

802
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,440
Definitely an inspiration for this podcast.

803
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:46,480
That Bell sounds so uncannily like that Bell, too.

804
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,320
I love Jerry's.

805
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:49,240
He's like, so what's going to happen here?

806
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:52,600
You're going to just like fight or like.

807
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,640
I also love what he just like prods the fighter.

808
00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:00,920
He is like, so like, what was it like?

809
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:06,280
So you're telling me that you let that woman sleep with that man 10 times and

810
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,600
you're not going to do anything about it?

811
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,280
Well, they couldn't be me.

812
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:15,040
Well, Jerry, I'm going to take my shirt off and I'm going to rip this bitch's weave off.

813
00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:16,800
Let's go.

814
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,000
No, we don't want any echoes being introduced here.

815
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,400
Forgive me. No.

816
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,960
So what's going on in the world this week?

817
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:28,680
I wanted to talk about fish tank.

818
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:29,680
That's in the world.

819
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,120
Tank, dude, fish tank.

820
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,080
Live.

821
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,640
That's like saw that one saw movie.

822
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:39,400
I guess, but fucking fish tank live is Sam Hyde, controversial comedian.

823
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,440
Also fucking really funny.

824
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:47,520
Decided to do a game show for ten thousand dollars with eight autistic people,

825
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,320
which is not worth it.

826
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:51,680
It's it's it's eight weeks for ten dollars.

827
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:53,200
So they're actually autistic.

828
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,080
There's they're actually autistic.

829
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,680
Are they like, OK, I hate to say it, but like, are they like autistic, autistic or

830
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:02,160
just autistic? So there's two that are autistic,

831
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:08,280
autistic, like actually like super like stimmy and shit like fucking do it like

832
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,880
this shit like and he left autism toys around.

833
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,840
He left like duck like a duck elevator that like spins around and shit.

834
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,880
And this I got to tell you the premise before I tell you this part.

835
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:21,880
So he has eight autistic people in a house

836
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,840
that has all the windows painted over so you can't see outside.

837
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,400
It's

838
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,880
every every corner, every like every room in the house has a camera in it.

839
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:33,160
Except for the bathroom.

840
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,600
So even in bedrooms and shit, the fucking cameras are on twenty four seven and you

841
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:43,200
can log into it and watch for six weeks and click any camera and see what the

842
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:48,560
fuck's going on. Oh nice and he are going to be making highlight reels of this and

843
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:52,720
you can you can fuck with them by one thing you do is you can steal their

844
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,600
fucking bed for the night.

845
00:36:54,800 --> 00:37:00,000
You can have like you can you can pay like I think fifty dollars to have

846
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,440
someone come in and steal their bed and have them not be able to use their bed

847
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,240
for the night.

848
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,840
One of the things you can do is make the house super fucking cold like six fifty

849
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,200
degrees. One of the things you make the house ninety degrees.

850
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,400
One of the things you do is is you can

851
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:20,560
change the food from the fridge to this from the fridge to the freezer and then

852
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,040
the freezer to the fridge. Yes.

853
00:37:23,240 --> 00:37:28,200
Yes, I was watching a movie just like that this week with the will of the foe

854
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,680
called what's it called Inside.

855
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:31,720
It's a new movie.

856
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:35,320
Yeah, it gets trapped inside a house and it's like that and the fucking heat keeps

857
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:39,120
going up to a hundred and down to forty. Yeah, but you can do shit like that.

858
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:43,440
And then you can cut the power to the entire house for fifteen minutes.

859
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:44,640
So like these wait.

860
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,400
So do these people know that they're walking into this?

861
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:51,320
They signed contracts and shit, but they don't think they knew exactly what they

862
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:55,680
are walking into because he's fucking leaving pizza in the vents and shit.

863
00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,800
So it rots in the vents, so it smells terrible.

864
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,480
Do they not see people coming in and doing this, though?

865
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:06,120
So it like all the contestants, like they went to sleep at like three a.m.

866
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:10,360
But then these guys were in hockey mask and full on fucking combat gear.

867
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:14,400
Come in. They clean the house, but they also do awful things like put pizza in

868
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,360
the vent and shit and then fucking like do that.

869
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,160
But these guys in the hockey mask were

870
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:22,600
like cleaning the house and shit. And then these fuck the one guy comes downstairs

871
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,840
and like he's like, oh, fuck, and the guys just stare at him in the hockey mask

872
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:27,560
until he walks back up the stairs.

873
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,200
He's kind of like, OK, he walks back upstairs.

874
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,120
OK, so you can't fuck with the people that are doing this.

875
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,560
And

876
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:41,000
God damn that's dude, it's fucking and like you can click on any camera and fucking

877
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,840
see it. There's this going on right now.

878
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,480
Oh, yeah, dude, you got to sign up with your email.

879
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,400
Fish Tank Live, Fish Tank Dot Live.

880
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:49,920
What the fuck?

881
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:51,840
It's fucking hilarious.

882
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,880
And then they have this one autistic change isn't working.

883
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,440
Oh, it's down again.

884
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:58,120
Yeah, yeah, I can't get it.

885
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,240
So many people are watching it that like it just keeps going down.

886
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,720
But you can watch like a highlight thing on YouTube.

887
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,200
Look up Fish Tank Live on YouTube and I'll do it.

888
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,480
It's so fucking fun.

889
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,760
Here it is. Sign up.

890
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,200
Yeah.

891
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,960
Sign up for that.

892
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:14,680
Dude, it's so fucking funny.

893
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:17,960
But you can like just click on different cameras and see what they're doing.

894
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:21,160
But then Sam Hyde himself comes in and gives people challenges.

895
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:25,080
And the first challenge that he made him do, he brings in two bags of he brings

896
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:30,160
in like 14 bags of rice and he's just like, all right, so we got Jasmine rice

897
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:34,880
and we got brown rice and and he just fucking throws it all over the floor.

898
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:36,600
He's just like, we're going to count out

899
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,040
the white rice, but not the brown rice.

900
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,800
He goes, this isn't a race thing.

901
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,880
OK, this isn't a race thing.

902
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,760
We're just going to get the white rice and we're going to try to count that out.

903
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,800
And whoever counts it out the correct way gets a thousand dollars.

904
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,640
So you have a whole bunch of artists that are fucking counting out rice.

905
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:58,520
And then ten minutes go by and he comes back and he's just like,

906
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,280
all right, everybody, time, time's up.

907
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:03,680
And they're like, we're not even close to finishing the county.

908
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,520
He goes, yes.

909
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:06,840
Oh, my God.

910
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:10,360
And then the last thing he did the first night before he left, he just goes,

911
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:13,920
so I got to warn you about the entity.

912
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:15,760
And they're like, what?

913
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,920
He's like, so the entity will not harm you.

914
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,600
But the entity will come into the house

915
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:26,080
when everybody's asleep and stalk the halls.

916
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,640
And he just goes, if you see the entity,

917
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,560
do not make eye contact with it and do not try to talk to it.

918
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,000
And they're like, what happens?

919
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,160
What happens if we try to talk to it?

920
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,240
He goes, it's fucked, bro.

921
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:43,360
So I'd be like, no, what does it do?

922
00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:49,640
So the entity is apparently a midget in a ghost costume that fucks with people.

923
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,480
He comes out of the garage.

924
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,000
We should do that on the title podcast.

925
00:40:55,200 --> 00:40:57,160
Dude, it's so fucking funny.

926
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:58,760
It's so funny.

927
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,040
It sounds fucked up, man.

928
00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:04,520
Dude, this is like what we do to Ali back.

929
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:07,440
But on a grand scale.

930
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,320
You put ghost peppers in their fucking cereal.

931
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,920
So there's one fucking autistic chick, the fucking Asian autistic chick.

932
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,360
She found like a fucking autism toy that makes like a

933
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:21,320
do do do do do and as a fucking duck that's going up the stairs and goes down

934
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:25,160
a slide, then goes up the stairs again and she's playing with it at fucking three

935
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:29,280
a.m. and fucking clapping your fucking hands like fucking artists and like

936
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:33,200
everybody in the fucking other bedrooms like, please just shut the fuck up.

937
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,640
She's going, yay, yay.

938
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,600
It's like watching an insane asylum.

939
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,120
It's fucking awesome.

940
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,760
That is horrific.

941
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,000
I love actually mentally ill people in there.

942
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,760
It's a fucking insane.

943
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,160
I feel like that's not more.

944
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,120
Yeah, I believe that's like the Milgram experiment.

945
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,960
I guarantee you fucking psychologists are going to study this for fucking years.

946
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:59,400
Yeah, because they can't actually do this experience because they're unethical.

947
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,640
But he's not a scientist.

948
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,360
It's a game show.

949
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,400
If you get somebody to fucking sign a release for

950
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:09,640
Jesus, dude, I like when we're on our fucking result in a lawsuit.

951
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:14,400
It has absolutely get dude when we when we go to break, I'll show you.

952
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,000
Let's show you it. I'm signing up.

953
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,480
This isn't going to like sign away.

954
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:18,600
It wouldn't let me sign up.

955
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,840
It's some kind of error.

956
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,760
Oh, I signed up.

957
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:22,840
The site was down.

958
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:27,560
I'll try to log in on your laptop because I'm already saying he was like a VPN and

959
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:28,880
a throw away.

960
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:31,080
I feel like they're about to take everything I have.

961
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,040
No, no, no, it's secure.

962
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:36,680
No, this sounds like fucking for Jan, bro.

963
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,000
It sounds like some for Jan shit.

964
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:40,000
And I want to watch it.

965
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,560
It's fucking awesome.

966
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:46,920
But like you can do text to speech and tell them terrible things like these one

967
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,400
guy like the last one of the best fucking text to speech things.

968
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,120
I heard he's just like

969
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:56,520
John, shut the fuck up, you fucking retard.

970
00:42:56,720 --> 00:43:00,600
God, it's so fucking funny.

971
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,080
Dude, it's like it's like fucking chaos.

972
00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:05,840
It's like watching an insane asylum.

973
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,520
It's like Five Nights at Freddy's with people.

974
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:11,880
Yeah, but you're the fucking animatronics.

975
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:13,800
You're in the walls.

976
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:15,280
You're trying to sign up.

977
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,480
No, I'm looking at their fucking Instagram and everyone's

978
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,360
everyone's talking about how the websites down.

979
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,880
We should have like a live episode where

980
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,600
people call in and they can like pay money to have Ali Mac.

981
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:28,080
It goes first.

982
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:30,880
I like have us do smelling salts.

983
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,120
Comment on their last stand.

984
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,680
Sam on his Stanford prison Steve.

985
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,880
Yeah, the Sanford prison experiment.

986
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,160
It's literally a fucking Stanford prison experiment.

987
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:43,440
It's going to be great.

988
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:44,640
But look up.

989
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:47,760
We'll look up some highlights and we'll talk about it when we come back.

990
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:50,800
But the Sanford prison experience was fucking crazy.

991
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,400
Dude, did we talk about that?

992
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:53,680
I don't I don't know.

993
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,040
I don't think so, dude.

994
00:43:55,240 --> 00:43:57,560
The Sanford prison experiment was fucking insane.

995
00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,640
They have like people who are like they

996
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:02,400
had to stop it because people are going fucking insane.

997
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,600
Yeah, it just goes to show.

998
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,680
But guess what?

999
00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:06,440
Guess what?

1000
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,440
Fish tank life isn't going to fucking stop because people are going insane.

1001
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:10,800
It's just going to keep going.

1002
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,040
That's the worst part.

1003
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:15,560
Until someone fucking kills himself.

1004
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,120
Dude, you get six, you get eight fucking autistic people and put them

1005
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,240
in a fucking century deprivation to us.

1006
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,800
We'd fucking go insane.

1007
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,640
I think I think I do great on this show.

1008
00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:29,400
Now I'd probably like I do not have enough weed.

1009
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,120
Oh, it would be just like working on our old job.

1010
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:34,360
You know, yeah,

1011
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:38,160
but the thing was they found a guy smoking weed on one of the cameras.

1012
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:39,960
So the fucking dudes in hockey mass

1013
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:44,440
dragged his ass outside and screamed at him for like fucking two hours.

1014
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:48,200
Drag them back into the guy was crying.

1015
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,520
Why did this just to be an asshole?

1016
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:52,920
No, because like on the contract, it says no weed.

1017
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:54,000
Why?

1018
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:54,720
I don't know.

1019
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,280
The sign says stay inside.

1020
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,000
No weed.

1021
00:44:58,200 --> 00:45:00,480
So they like no weed.

1022
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,160
These dudes in fucking hockey, no fucking weed.

1023
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,480
They just drag his ass out.

1024
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:07,440
Get the fuck back in the house.

1025
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:08,880
Are you fucking kidding me?

1026
00:45:09,080 --> 00:45:11,240
Are you smoking weed in this land?

1027
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:12,080
I told you.

1028
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,800
Did you read the fucking sign?

1029
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,400
It said stay inside.

1030
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,680
No weed.

1031
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,560
No sunlight for you.

1032
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,560
Get back inside.

1033
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:28,600
I just want to fucking get them to play the YouTube fucking clip of clanging

1034
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,640
noises, clanging pipes for 24 hours.

1035
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,280
No, my God, it's fucking funny.

1036
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,600
But I wouldn't for ten thousand dollars.

1037
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,600
You can make that in six weeks.

1038
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,760
I know.

1039
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:40,920
Yeah, no, you can make that.

1040
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:43,040
It's like 20 something dollars now.

1041
00:45:43,240 --> 00:45:45,200
Yeah, you can make that in six weeks.

1042
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,000
Even getting fucking.

1043
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,120
Oh, my God.

1044
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,360
But these artists don't have like jobs and shit.

1045
00:45:51,560 --> 00:45:53,800
They're just fucking like gamers and shit.

1046
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,200
And the one guy, dude, the fucking one of the guys when they're introducing

1047
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:03,880
the contestants, he just goes, yes, my my my role model is Jesus and

1048
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:05,960
Andrew Tate.

1049
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,920
I just watched that clip.

1050
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,320
Oh, my God, it's so fucking funny.

1051
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,040
So Casey, tell us about World War Three.

1052
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:15,920
How close are we?

1053
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,960
I was thinking about World War Three yesterday.

1054
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,560
I wanted to hear what you had to say about the China thing.

1055
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,440
We haven't talked about that.

1056
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:23,200
I couldn't sleep.

1057
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,040
And, you know, I think, you know,

1058
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:30,560
it's kind of like the same mimic as World War Two, where, you know, Germany invaded

1059
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:33,400
Poland, so Russia invaded Ukraine, right?

1060
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:35,920
And they're going to start like a proxy war.

1061
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:40,520
So China's Taiwan's gearing up for war with China right now.

1062
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,640
China, China, China.

1063
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:43,560
Well, Taiwan.

1064
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:48,280
So are they just ramping up their like they see what's happening in Ukraine?

1065
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,280
And they're like, fuck, we don't want that shit to happen.

1066
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,760
And they're like training all the civilians are training.

1067
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:54,600
So it's a defensive measure, though.

1068
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,240
Yeah, because they're like China's probably going to attack us.

1069
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:58,640
And we don't want that shit to happen.

1070
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,240
That fucking happened in Ukraine.

1071
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:02,640
You can go back.

1072
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,800
I've said it multiple times in the past episodes.

1073
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,600
I said fucking China was going to do this shit.

1074
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,800
Yeah, this has been ramping up for a while.

1075
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:16,600
But then they're gearing up to attack Taiwan in the next probably a few years.

1076
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:20,080
No, this I think it's coming way sooner than I think.

1077
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,480
Yeah, probably soon.

1078
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:28,040
Yeah, I want Gary, Gary, Gary, NATO's going to come to the rescue.

1079
00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:30,680
And then nuclear annihilation.

1080
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:34,360
Yeah, I was really like those different sides of World War Three.

1081
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,040
God damn it, Tyler.

1082
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:40,680
We'll fucking crack those smelling salts if you sniff the mic again.

1083
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,240
Dump it on the mic.

1084
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:49,760
So it's going to be like, it's going to be like Russia, China, North Korea,

1085
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:57,280
Pakistan versus the entire world fucking like India, Belarus, you know, Serbia,

1086
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:03,040
India, all these bad, all the bad countries, fucking Sudan versus United

1087
00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:08,360
States of America, England, Mexico, all the people that we've been fighting in

1088
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,920
the last 50 years.

1089
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,520
An axis of darkness is forming a gentleman.

1090
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,200
An axis of darkness is forming.

1091
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,120
The Allied forces have to come back together.

1092
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,080
I think we're going to do a fucking baby.

1093
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:23,760
Why do people have to kill each other like over stupid shit like over like land?

1094
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:27,200
Hey, Casey, people are going to murder each other no matter what.

1095
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,440
We might as well do it for a good cause.

1096
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,640
There's so many different ways to answer that question.

1097
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,880
But if I was a soldier, I'd be like, this is fucking stupid.

1098
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:39,160
Like I would only fight as a soldier if I was defending my own fucking land.

1099
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:43,360
Like Ireland, Ireland, give it back to the fucking Irish.

1100
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,160
You fucking Brits, you fucking scumbags.

1101
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,680
They've never invaded another country.

1102
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,480
They have only defended their own.

1103
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:53,840
Yeah, like I wouldn't be able to go to like fucking the Untitled podcast.

1104
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:57,080
Official stance is the IRA is the correct ones to back.

1105
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:57,840
Yes.

1106
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,280
Yeah, I'm not going to go to fucking the Middle East and fight there.

1107
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,040
It's not even my fucking country.

1108
00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:04,280
You know, let's go.

1109
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:05,760
I.A. baby.

1110
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,600
How is this defending America?

1111
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,760
They're Catholics, too.

1112
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,520
They're good boys over there.

1113
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,320
Me, I love me some IRA.

1114
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,800
Good boy Catholics.

1115
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:19,120
Get the fucking Brits out of your land.

1116
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:24,560
I told you once I told you twice that I don't play nice.

1117
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,680
Do not make me tell you thrice.

1118
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,360
It's like fucking how is going invading

1119
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:36,360
other countries for freedom, defending your own territory.

1120
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:38,400
G.I. Joe is there.

1121
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:42,760
G.I. Joe, a real American hero.

1122
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,760
G.I. Joe is there.

1123
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:48,600
NATO is going to fucking Molly Wap anything that touches us, though.

1124
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,320
We're just going to wipe everybody off the face.

1125
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:53,280
We're going to fucking we're like we're like, hey, guys, don't do that.

1126
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:56,240
Or we'll fucking mushroom stamp you.

1127
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,360
It's like we're going to fucking change.

1128
00:49:58,560 --> 00:49:59,320
Oh, hello.

1129
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,320
We're going to fucking crack you.

1130
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:04,440
I got to say, I am absolutely fucking terrified.

1131
00:50:04,640 --> 00:50:06,160
Joe Biden is our president.

1132
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,720
Guess what, motherfuckers, we got Germany on our side now, too.

1133
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:11,000
We do got Germany on our side.

1134
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,280
Brothers for the fatherland.

1135
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,880
Those motherfuckers will fucking kamikaze your ass.

1136
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:19,680
And we got Japan on our side.

1137
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,760
Let's create your ass.

1138
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,640
With Germany, everything goes out the fucking window.

1139
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:28,040
And of course, they start building fucking camps.

1140
00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:29,360
They started

1141
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:31,160
cheffing up gas and shit.

1142
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:32,760
Oh, yeah. How many people you want killed?

1143
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:37,640
Yeah, we got death factories, baby.

1144
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:39,600
So we got sure we got Germany.

1145
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:41,240
We got fucking Japan.

1146
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:43,400
We got fucking all these motherfuckers.

1147
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,080
Germany just going off the rails again.

1148
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:47,880
World War Three starts and they just hey, they're on our side.

1149
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:49,000
So we're going to let them do it.

1150
00:50:49,200 --> 00:50:52,160
Yeah, I got to say, when you when you look at the rosters,

1151
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:56,280
we got you got to take our side of it like, let's see.

1152
00:50:56,480 --> 00:51:03,200
United States, England, Canada, Germany, Japan, South Korea, fucking Ireland,

1153
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:06,600
fucking fucking the Netherlands,

1154
00:51:06,600 --> 00:51:11,800
France, Belgium, France, Belgium, Italy, dude, even fucking Sweden's like,

1155
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:13,880
all right, we got to do something about this.

1156
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:17,440
Like India, because they hate Pakistan.

1157
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,920
Yeah, I forgot about that.

1158
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,680
Switzerland is like, OK, shit's getting fucked.

1159
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,840
We got to do some shit.

1160
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,320
India on its own.

1161
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,880
That is a fucking powerhouse.

1162
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:28,640
That is a lot of manpower.

1163
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,800
They're stupid, though.

1164
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,080
Throw them into the meat grinder.

1165
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:32,200
That's pretty much it.

1166
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:33,720
OK,

1167
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:37,880
I don't mean it in a racial way.

1168
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,000
I'm just saying that is more meat to the cause.

1169
00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:44,160
We're going to get fucking chewed up by machine gun fire to shoot up by the fucking

1170
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,120
United States is going to be like, send our brothers in, bro.

1171
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:48,320
Let's go.

1172
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,920
We're all going to get arrested for hate speech.

1173
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:53,400
This is going to be a fun little fucking podcast.

1174
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:54,760
And now we're fucking gonzo.

1175
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:55,920
No, I didn't mean it.

1176
00:51:56,120 --> 00:51:57,040
I didn't mean it that way.

1177
00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:59,520
People can't get arrested for that.

1178
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,160
It's fucking freedom of speech, baby.

1179
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,560
Yeah. But that how far does that really cover you?

1180
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:05,360
To the ends of the earth.

1181
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:07,520
There's a line that you can't cross there.

1182
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:09,400
Yeah. Look at Alex Jones.

1183
00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:11,400
Yeah, we're not Alex Jones.

1184
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,920
We didn't agree with the killing of children.

1185
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,720
No, they're crisis actors.

1186
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,480
No, no, no.

1187
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:20,920
That's not the official stance.

1188
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,400
They're a bunch of slacks.

1189
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,040
Oh, fuck.

1190
00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:28,560
He was a governor.

1191
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:30,960
I think it's fucking pumpkin head time.

1192
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:32,360
Pumpkin head.

1193
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:33,800
So I brought two more beers.

1194
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,240
Oh, spooky.

1195
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:37,000
It's not October yet, though.

1196
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:37,920
I know.

1197
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:40,360
That's why it's on sale.

1198
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:43,440
This shit's straight from October, baby.

1199
00:52:43,640 --> 00:52:45,280
My birthday is next week.

1200
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:47,400
Happy fucking birthday.

1201
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,640
All right. We'll take a break.

1202
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:50,000
I'll show you fish tank.

1203
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,320
We'll be back on the whole podcast.

1204
00:52:53,320 --> 00:53:02,520
I got to show you this.

1205
00:53:02,720 --> 00:53:05,840
Yeah, yeah, I'm on that Brooklyn.

1206
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:10,840
Now I'm down in Trot back right next to the narrow, but I'll be hood forever.

1207
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,560
Yo, welcome back to Untitled Podcast.

1208
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,480
We got Dan here.

1209
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,920
We're in the Icky's jacket.

1210
00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,560
You got me in an entire state of mind.

1211
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:26,480
Catch me in the kitchen like the Simmons whipping pastry.

1212
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:27,840
Who's a down A Street?

1213
00:53:28,040 --> 00:53:32,000
Off-white Lexus driving so slow, but BK is from Texas.

1214
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,880
I'm scared of these.

1215
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,560
I live on billboards and I got my boys with me.

1216
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:39,640
Oh, Ali Bagger, are you going to do that before you?

1217
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,400
Oh, God.

1218
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:43,800
I gave myself a lot.

1219
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,000
Dan, you want to hit that?

1220
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,280
I can triple rep a week, hell by my attitude.

1221
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:51,280
And that most definite.

1222
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,480
Let me do it before I change my mind.

1223
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,880
That drinks to me.

1224
00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:58,840
Oh, no.

1225
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:02,880
Now you're new.

1226
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:06,920
Welcome to New York, Dan.

1227
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:09,960
What the fuck, man?

1228
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:13,480
There's no way this shit's leading up.

1229
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:18,320
You're coming up behind this goes on their fucking face.

1230
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,720
That's a hate.

1231
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,840
Oh,

1232
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:24,280
I was saying that's like a fucking chemical weapon.

1233
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:28,640
If you just left that can open and like a car for 20 minutes,

1234
00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:29,720
that would go.

1235
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:30,960
Did you read the label?

1236
00:54:31,160 --> 00:54:32,720
Yeah.

1237
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,320
Get ready to the horn.

1238
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:35,600
What the fuck?

1239
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:36,720
What the fuck?

1240
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:38,360
Feel the horn.

1241
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:43,120
Well, I know come to a four twenty episode of fun to have a podcast.

1242
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:44,720
Ali Mac, how you feeling?

1243
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,080
I'm feeling

1244
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,320
somewhere between

1245
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,040
on a spaceship.

1246
00:54:51,240 --> 00:54:53,960
Somewhere between on a scale of one to four twenty.

1247
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:54,840
How high are you?

1248
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,880
I don't have to say he's in a three.

1249
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:01,000
Yeah, we're ranging around.

1250
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:02,760
All right.

1251
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:04,040
I want to play it play.

1252
00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:08,800
I'm here. Can you identify a song just by the first second of it?

1253
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,040
I think I could do that.

1254
00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,680
Yeah, all right.

1255
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:13,040
I think that's a pretty good one.

1256
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:14,000
My balls.

1257
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:15,480
I'll see my screen here.

1258
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:19,040
I've been I've been sitting on a medicine ball for this entire podcast.

1259
00:55:19,240 --> 00:55:19,480
Really good.

1260
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:20,120
Ready back.

1261
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:22,080
I'm ready. Yeah.

1262
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:22,640
I know.

1263
00:55:22,840 --> 00:55:26,200
Wait, wait, because I did it with Empire State of Mind when we are coming in from

1264
00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:28,720
the break, I knew that that was it.

1265
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:39,680
Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink Tink.

1266
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:40,080
Hey, Jesus.

1267
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:40,840
Oh, shit.

1268
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,880
I had to unmute.

1269
00:55:43,080 --> 00:55:44,120
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1270
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,240
Hey, Casey.

1271
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:47,240
Casey, look, Jesus.

1272
00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:47,920
Oh,

1273
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:50,000
American boy.

1274
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:51,480
You got it, American boy.

1275
00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,120
You got it.

1276
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:56,640
Take me to the street, I like to go somewhere.

1277
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,640
I totally wish I had a cheese to put on a J-Bow.

1278
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,640
I really want to.

1279
00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:02,640
I really want to.

1280
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:04,640
Alright, let me kick it with you.

1281
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:06,640
You'll be my American boy.

1282
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:08,640
American boy.

1283
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,640
Wait, wait, can you play that again?

1284
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,640
By Eminem.

1285
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:14,640
Wait, wait.

1286
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:16,640
No, um, oh that's, um,

1287
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,640
Paper Planes.

1288
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,640
Yeah, yeah.

1289
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:22,640
That's crazy.

1290
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:26,640
Take your money!

1291
00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:30,640
Hey.

1292
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:32,640
Now it's a T for me.

1293
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,640
Oh, Stan Eminem.

1294
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,640
That was quick.

1295
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:38,640
You guys were quick on that one.

1296
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,640
Jesus.

1297
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,640
Jesus.

1298
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,640
It's actually Dido.

1299
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:46,640
It's featuring Dido.

1300
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,640
Did Dido have anything else?

1301
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,640
Hurt by Johnny Cash.

1302
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,640
You heard that too much.

1303
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,640
That was 90% sure I was talking while you did.

1304
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,640
It was Hurt, Johnny Cash.

1305
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:02,640
Oh no, this is a music video.

1306
00:57:02,640 --> 00:57:04,640
What the fuck is this?

1307
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:06,640
Here we go.

1308
00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,640
Oh no.

1309
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,640
Stairway to Heaven.

1310
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,640
That was too much.

1311
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,640
Stairway.

1312
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:16,640
Pretty identifiable.

1313
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:18,640
Ready?

1314
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,640
Uh, Horse with No Name.

1315
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,640
Oh my god, you got it.

1316
00:57:22,640 --> 00:57:24,640
What the fuck?

1317
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,640
You're getting the old shit. I don't know that stuff.

1318
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,640
Alright, here we go.

1319
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,640
One, two.

1320
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:32,640
Just one, two?

1321
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:34,640
Yeah, you gotta give us.

1322
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:36,640
Alright, ready?

1323
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:38,640
Sweet Home Alabama.

1324
00:57:38,640 --> 00:57:40,640
Sweet Home Alabama.

1325
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,640
You can't just do one, two.

1326
00:57:42,640 --> 00:57:44,640
That could be a whole bunch of songs.

1327
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:46,640
It's like 90% of songs.

1328
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,640
Oh no.

1329
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:50,640
I don't know if you know that one.

1330
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,640
Yeah, I don't know that one.

1331
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,640
I know Dan knows that one.

1332
00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:56,640
Do it again.

1333
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:02,640
Yeah, I don't.

1334
00:58:02,640 --> 00:58:04,640
Oh!

1335
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,640
Fuck!

1336
00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,640
No.

1337
00:58:08,640 --> 00:58:10,640
Talking about the night moves.

1338
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,640
Oh, damn it!

1339
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,640
I fucking knew that one.

1340
00:58:14,640 --> 00:58:16,640
I couldn't think of the name.

1341
00:58:16,640 --> 00:58:18,640
I knew the song.

1342
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:20,640
Wait, why do I know that one?

1343
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,640
Cause you were at Night Moves.

1344
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,640
Weren't you at Night Moves earlier?

1345
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,640
My girlfriend listens to this podcast.

1346
00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:30,640
No, I wasn't really there.

1347
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,640
I'm just joking.

1348
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:34,640
Wait, what? He's like, what's night moves?

1349
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:38,640
No, I've been there like

1350
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,640
probably like six or seven years.

1351
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:42,640
My girlfriend, not my girlfriend.

1352
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,640
My friend from school who was a girl's mom

1353
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,640
worked at fucking Night Moves.

1354
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,640
Really?

1355
00:58:48,640 --> 00:58:50,640
She must have been a baby.

1356
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:52,640
Were you talking about Taiwan gearing up to

1357
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:54,640
fucking defend themselves against China?

1358
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,640
You hear about that?

1359
00:58:56,640 --> 00:58:58,640
Yeah, yeah.

1360
00:58:58,640 --> 00:59:00,640
You think it's going to happen anytime soon?

1361
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,640
I don't think so.

1362
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,640
I think China's a bunch of fucking pansies.

1363
00:59:04,640 --> 00:59:06,640
What a slack jaw.

1364
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,640
Can you say pansies still?

1365
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:10,640
Dude, what's the...

1366
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,640
I say we can.

1367
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:14,640
Is pansies okay?

1368
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,640
Yeah, that's a flower.

1369
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,640
No, posies is a flower.

1370
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,640
Oh, I thought pansies.

1371
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,640
What is a fucking pansy?

1372
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,640
A fucking pansy?

1373
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:26,640
Dude, I don't think

1374
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:28,640
China wants to do that.

1375
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,640
Would you support going to war with China

1376
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,640
if they attacked Taiwan?

1377
00:59:32,640 --> 00:59:34,640
I read something like 80% of Americans would

1378
00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:36,640
support going to war with China.

1379
00:59:36,640 --> 00:59:38,640
Why are we getting involved in territorial

1380
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,640
disputes that have been going on

1381
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:42,640
for the last fucking 500 years?

1382
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:44,640
It's got nothing to do with us.

1383
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,640
Not one American should die.

1384
00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,640
If Taiwan can't defend themselves,

1385
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:50,640
then they're not our country.

1386
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,640
You should only fight to defend your own land,

1387
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:54,640
not to invade other...

1388
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:56,640
not to go fight on other land.

1389
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,640
That's what I was saying last time about the whole

1390
00:59:58,640 --> 01:00:00,640
what is it when a mercenary...

1391
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,640
Well, mercenaries are different

1392
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:06,640
because they're like

1393
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,640
that's their job.

1394
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:10,640
They get hired.

1395
01:00:10,640 --> 01:00:12,640
Like Blackwater.

1396
01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:14,640
Those guys are fucking nuts.

1397
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,640
I just feel like, dude, if you're not dying for your nation,

1398
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:18,640
I feel like that's not a good reason to die.

1399
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:20,640
You played Modern Warfare 2, the new one?

1400
01:00:22,640 --> 01:00:24,640
Like the campaign of it?

1401
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:26,640
I never did.

1402
01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:28,640
Graves and those guys?

1403
01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:30,640
That's fucking Blackwater.

1404
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:32,640
Graves fucking shit was...

1405
01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:34,640
Shadow Company was made after Blackwater.

1406
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:36,640
I was reading the Declaration of Independence.

1407
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,640
The what?

1408
01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:40,640
The 420 episode.

1409
01:00:40,640 --> 01:00:42,640
The 420 episode.

1410
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,640
Declaration of Independence the other day.

1411
01:00:44,640 --> 01:00:46,640
And it was fucking like...

1412
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,640
Those guys knew that if they fucking got caught

1413
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,640
by the British, they were getting fucking killed.

1414
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:52,640
And they were like, yeah,

1415
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:54,640
we're fucking done with you.

1416
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,640
And they were like, we're fucking making our own country

1417
01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:58,640
and we're not affiliated with you anymore.

1418
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,640
Yet we're still affiliated with them.

1419
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:02,640
It's crazy because

1420
01:01:02,640 --> 01:01:04,640
nobody I feel like today

1421
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:06,640
would have the balls to do that.

1422
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:08,640
And everybody talks about

1423
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:10,640
Second Amendment rights

1424
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,640
and defending yourself against tyrannical government.

1425
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,640
But it's like you said.

1426
01:01:14,640 --> 01:01:16,640
Everybody's again, you're all for this

1427
01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,640
fucking revolution shit until

1428
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,640
fucking revolution shit happens.

1429
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,640
Quote Tyler.

1430
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,640
It's a great quote.

1431
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,640
But, I mean, dude, it was a really

1432
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:30,640
brave thing that they did.

1433
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,640
Like they had to have a set of fucking balls.

1434
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:34,640
You know, to go up against Britain.

1435
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,640
Because basically what Great Britain

1436
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:38,640
was then is what we are now.

1437
01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,640
Oh, motherfucker.

1438
01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,640
It would be like somebody standing up to the United States government.

1439
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,640
Right. Right.

1440
01:01:44,640 --> 01:01:46,640
Yeah, go fuck yourself.

1441
01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:48,640
The only difference though

1442
01:01:48,640 --> 01:01:50,640
is that like you have the fucking nine month

1443
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,640
or like

1444
01:01:52,640 --> 01:01:54,640
nine months going across the ocean.

1445
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,640
When I get there, it's gonna be trouble.

1446
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:58,640
You're gonna be in trouble, buddy.

1447
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,640
I didn't even know what was going on for the first nine months.

1448
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:02,640
Like, wait, they're doing what?

1449
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,640
And then they're hearing nine months later that shit's

1450
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:06,640
getting worse and worse.

1451
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:08,640
If the United States was

1452
01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,640
connected to Great Britain by land bridge,

1453
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:12,640
this country would never have existed.

1454
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,640
It takes nine months to sail to

1455
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,640
Great Britain back then?

1456
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:18,640
No.

1457
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:20,640
Look it up, motherfucker. You got the computer

1458
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:22,640
right there.

1459
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,640
That's like the type of American history I do know.

1460
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:26,640
I think it took like probably three,

1461
01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:28,640
two or three months.

1462
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:30,640
You have the internet.

1463
01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,640
Dude, you can go across the Atlantic

1464
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,640
in a yacht these days.

1465
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:36,640
In like seven days. Yeah, but it has like power

1466
01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,640
and shit. You had to go by wings. How long did it take

1467
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:40,640
to sail from England to

1468
01:02:40,640 --> 01:02:42,640
America? I'm gonna say two months.

1469
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,640
In the 18th century, right?

1470
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,640
Yeah, 18th century.

1471
01:02:46,640 --> 01:02:48,640
I could have sworn it was nine months. Two and a half.

1472
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:50,640
No, it's not that long. In the period 1818

1473
01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,640
to 1832,

1474
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,640
fastest crossing 21 days,

1475
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,640
slowest crossing 29 days.

1476
01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,640
That was the 1800s. That's different.

1477
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:00,640
That's 1818. Yeah, you gotta do

1478
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:02,640
1700s. There's probably a steam engine

1479
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:04,640
there. 17 what?

1480
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,640
1776? Yeah, do 1776.

1481
01:03:06,640 --> 01:03:08,640
See how long that took. The voyage took between

1482
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:10,640
40 and 90 days.

1483
01:03:10,640 --> 01:03:12,640
So two months.

1484
01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,640
Okay, well it's not nine months.

1485
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,640
Fucking nine months.

1486
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,640
That's a shitload of time. You start

1487
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,640
and get pregnant on the first day.

1488
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,640
And have a baby on the last day.

1489
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:24,640
You couldn't sail back then?

1490
01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:26,640
Are you kidding me? You remember

1491
01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,640
the last episode when you were like, yeah, five

1492
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:30,640
percent of people die in car accidents in their

1493
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,640
life. Oh yeah. I was like,

1494
01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,640
yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

1495
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:38,640
I was gonna try and defend that for a little bit

1496
01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:40,640
and I'm like, no. You can't

1497
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:42,640
defend that. Do you know how much

1498
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:44,640
weight nine months of food would cost?

1499
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:46,640
Okay, look, I did it!

1500
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:48,640
No, they ate fucking

1501
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:50,640
hardtack. It was a 420 episode. I got

1502
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,640
the number wrong. Shoot me!

1503
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:54,640
I think it was more Tyler that said that.

1504
01:03:54,640 --> 01:03:56,640
I never said shit. No, I said nine months.

1505
01:03:56,640 --> 01:03:58,640
No, he said nine months!

1506
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:00,640
He was the one that said that.

1507
01:04:00,640 --> 01:04:02,640
I was just like, I don't know, fucking

1508
01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,640
damn. I think you went along with it for a sec.

1509
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,640
But I was the one who said it.

1510
01:04:06,640 --> 01:04:08,640
But I didn't question it. Casey questioned it.

1511
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,640
Casey's the only one who questioned it.

1512
01:04:10,640 --> 01:04:12,640
You piece of shit.

1513
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:14,640
I'm like, yeah, nine

1514
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,640
months!

1515
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,640
What was the point of that? Anyway, nine months

1516
01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,640
for the message to get across.

1517
01:04:20,640 --> 01:04:22,640
That's still two months!

1518
01:04:22,640 --> 01:04:24,640
Taking their manpower and

1519
01:04:24,640 --> 01:04:26,640
reinforcements. It's not like they had that shit

1520
01:04:26,640 --> 01:04:28,640
immediately available.

1521
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,640
And then they fucked up New York.

1522
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,640
They fucked up New

1523
01:04:32,640 --> 01:04:34,640
York real bad at the beginning.

1524
01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:36,640
Yeah, well they already had

1525
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:38,640
troops over here to like, you know,

1526
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:40,640
they had troops in America. Hey, trust me bro.

1527
01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:42,640
I played Assassin's Creed 3 two weeks

1528
01:04:42,640 --> 01:04:44,640
ago. I know about American history.

1529
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,640
Dude, that's an awesome game.

1530
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:48,640
I wish I had played it.

1531
01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,640
I've only like watched videos. Dude, it's fun.

1532
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:52,640
Yeah. It's just such a cool

1533
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,640
cool idea.

1534
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,640
Like, I like Assassin's

1535
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,640
Creed 2, but I don't like

1536
01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:00,640
fucking Italian history and shit.

1537
01:05:00,640 --> 01:05:02,640
Like, I think it's boring. Yeah, yeah.

1538
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:04,640
And then fucking

1539
01:05:04,640 --> 01:05:06,640
Assassin's Creed Rogue actually takes place in Albany.

1540
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,640
Like, the whole thing takes place in Albany.

1541
01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,640
What? Yeah. I think you also didn't

1542
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,640
like Assassin's Creed 2 because they really

1543
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,640
kind of antagonized the church. It takes

1544
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:16,640
place in Albany? Yes. What time period?

1545
01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:18,640
Right before the Revolutionary

1546
01:05:18,640 --> 01:05:20,640
War. What game is this? No shit. Assassin's

1547
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:22,640
Creed Rogue actually takes place in Albany. How many

1548
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,640
are there? There's a shit ton

1549
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:26,640
of them. Yeah, it's just like

1550
01:05:26,640 --> 01:05:28,640
The one that I didn't play was Rogue

1551
01:05:28,640 --> 01:05:30,640
and it takes place in Albany. And I'm like

1552
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:32,640
I gotta play this. Probably for like

1553
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,640
part of it. They're like, like the

1554
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:36,640
Albany's like one of the main hubs. Really?

1555
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:38,640
Yeah. Like you can explore the

1556
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:40,640
It's so fucking weird because you can see the mountains

1557
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:42,640
like from Albany. Like you know how you can see

1558
01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:44,640
like the three mountains like from Albany?

1559
01:05:44,640 --> 01:05:46,640
Yeah, the Haldabricks. Yeah, it's exactly

1560
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:48,640
that. And it's fucking crazy

1561
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,640
seeing it in like a video game. It's fucking

1562
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:52,640
nuts. That's funny. Yeah.

1563
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,640
Wow. I wanna

1564
01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:56,640
See, the thing is, is like I can't

1565
01:05:56,640 --> 01:05:58,640
start like playing

1566
01:05:58,640 --> 01:06:00,640
Assassin's Creed because I'd have to start at the very beginning.

1567
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:02,640
I mean, if you'd start

1568
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:04,640
at the very beginning, that's only the fourth

1569
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,640
game.

1570
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:08,640
Actually, fifth game. Sixth game? Yeah, because

1571
01:06:08,640 --> 01:06:10,640
fucking Ezio got like four fucking

1572
01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:12,640
games. Yeah, so it was one,

1573
01:06:12,640 --> 01:06:14,640
two, then it was Brotherhood

1574
01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:16,640
Revelations

1575
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:18,640
three,

1576
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,640
four, Rogue

1577
01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:22,640
No, Rogue, Rogue was

1578
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:24,640
Rogue? No, Rogue came out

1579
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:26,640
after. But story

1580
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,640
wise, story wise it takes

1581
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,640
place before three. Oh, well

1582
01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,640
if we're doing that, then Origins is before all

1583
01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:34,640
this shit. If we're doing time

1584
01:06:34,640 --> 01:06:36,640
periods, Origins first,

1585
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:38,640
then Odyssey, I think. I think so.

1586
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:40,640
And then Odyssey is where they kind of went off the deep end.

1587
01:06:40,640 --> 01:06:42,640
Odyssey, Odyssey

1588
01:06:42,640 --> 01:06:44,640
then it goes to

1589
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:46,640
I think one would be after Odyssey.

1590
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,640
And then the, then

1591
01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,640
Valhalla would be after one.

1592
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,640
And then two would be

1593
01:06:52,640 --> 01:06:54,640
the next one.

1594
01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:56,640
Do you think there's any buildings

1595
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,640
that were

1596
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,640
around then? Albany City Hall's in it,

1597
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,640
but like a super like old one.

1598
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,640
When? In the 1776?

1599
01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:06,640
Yeah. Do you think we have any

1600
01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:08,640
buildings that are like that old? Yeah.

1601
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:10,640
There's some in Albany. Really? Yeah.

1602
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:12,640
But like you can go up and down

1603
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:14,640
the Hudson River in a boat. It's fucking

1604
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,640
crazy. Wow. Yeah.

1605
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,640
I'll have to check that out. And like it goes all the way

1606
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,640
over to like West Troy. I mean in fucking

1607
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:22,640
Europe they have buildings that are thousands of years

1608
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:24,640
old. But in like

1609
01:07:24,640 --> 01:07:26,640
in Assassin's Creed Rogue, like the Albany area

1610
01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:28,640
goes all the way over to Troy. Like you

1611
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:30,640
can go like from Troy to like

1612
01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:32,640
a little bit out in like the Gilderlin

1613
01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:34,640
area, like in Assassin's Creed Rogue.

1614
01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:36,640
It's fucking weird because

1615
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,640
it's like where I grew up in the 60s.

1616
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,640
The population of the Capital

1617
01:07:40,640 --> 01:07:42,640
District is growing so much like

1618
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:44,640
into the millions. Yeah.

1619
01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:46,640
And that's why people, there's like such

1620
01:07:46,640 --> 01:07:48,640
a problem with like all like

1621
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,640
people. Hospitals and shit. Yeah, but

1622
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,640
like every kind of job, you know.

1623
01:07:52,640 --> 01:07:54,640
It's growing into the millions? Yeah.

1624
01:07:54,640 --> 01:07:56,640
There's a shit like Albany

1625
01:07:56,640 --> 01:07:58,640
is going to be, and I've been saying this for like the last

1626
01:07:58,640 --> 01:08:00,640
five years, Albany is going to be a metropolitan city

1627
01:08:00,640 --> 01:08:02,640
by the time we die. Do you think it's

1628
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,640
because of illegal immigration?

1629
01:08:04,640 --> 01:08:06,640
No, but like a huge metro like

1630
01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:08,640
fucking like Chicago or something.

1631
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:10,640
I see a lot of people. I don't know

1632
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:12,640
about that because I see a lot of people

1633
01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:14,640
in the hospital that don't speak English, but

1634
01:08:14,640 --> 01:08:16,640
That doesn't make any sense

1635
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:18,640
to me because Albany in the last

1636
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,640
ten years from what I've seen has declined. Yeah.

1637
01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:22,640
Like you used to be able to go out

1638
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,640
to Pearl Street. Dude, when I was in my

1639
01:08:24,640 --> 01:08:26,640
20s. Why do you think that is?

1640
01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,640
Dude, Pearl Street was a fucking

1641
01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,640
hop in place. Why do you think that is?

1642
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,640
And now it's like dead. Because

1643
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,640
people keep getting stabbed. Yeah.

1644
01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:36,640
Well, I don't know.

1645
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:38,640
Do you think that's? I've been to like

1646
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:40,640
14 stabbings.

1647
01:08:40,640 --> 01:08:42,640
There's still bars. Like that doesn't stop people from going out

1648
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:44,640
to bars. Yeah, it does.

1649
01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:46,640
Look at what happened to Saratoga. There was that one

1650
01:08:46,640 --> 01:08:48,640
shooting and people haven't been to Saratoga in a long

1651
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:50,640
time. I mean, people still go to all those

1652
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:52,640
bars there all the time, but

1653
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,640
But I mean, like look at Saratoga

1654
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,640
though. Like after that one shooting in Saratoga,

1655
01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:58,640
nobody goes out to Saratoga

1656
01:08:58,640 --> 01:09:00,640
anymore. Yeah.

1657
01:09:00,640 --> 01:09:02,640
Man, I don't know. I don't know. It's strange.

1658
01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:06,640
It just seems like

1659
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:08,640
the entertainment part

1660
01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:10,640
might be dying, but more and more people are

1661
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:12,640
moving into Albany and like the surrounding areas.

1662
01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,640
Maybe into Albany, but

1663
01:09:14,640 --> 01:09:16,640
out of other places in New York.

1664
01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,640
No, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying

1665
01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:20,640
like a whole bunch of people from... You also have a bunch of population leaving

1666
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,640
Albany though too. Like you have a whole bunch of people from New

1667
01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:24,640
York City that are moving to Albany.

1668
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:26,640
That too. So if more

1669
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,640
and more people from New York City are moving to Albany,

1670
01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,640
they're going to have to build shit in Albany

1671
01:09:30,640 --> 01:09:32,640
to house them or

1672
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:34,640
to give them jobs and shit. So that's why I'm

1673
01:09:34,640 --> 01:09:36,640
saying Albany might become like a fucking

1674
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:38,640
like metro because of the amount

1675
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:40,640
of people moving from New

1676
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:42,640
York City and Boston that are coming over into

1677
01:09:42,640 --> 01:09:44,640
Albany. And it's just going to make it

1678
01:09:44,640 --> 01:09:46,640
into like another city, like another big

1679
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,640
city. Yeah, what's kind of weird

1680
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:50,640
about Albany is it's like... We also have an airport.

1681
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,640
Oh, yeah.

1682
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:54,640
We've got an international airport.

1683
01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,640
And it's got like all the things

1684
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,640
set up to do that. But...

1685
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:00,640
But I... And like

1686
01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,640
people are like, oh, but Albany... I'm like, Albany

1687
01:10:02,640 --> 01:10:04,640
would expand. Like it wouldn't just like stay

1688
01:10:04,640 --> 01:10:06,640
Albany. Like all like the surrounding

1689
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,640
towns like Gilderlin and fucking Manan's and all that shit

1690
01:10:08,640 --> 01:10:10,640
would just get eaten up by Albany and just

1691
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,640
turn... Like that's what happened in the New York City.

1692
01:10:12,640 --> 01:10:14,640
Like back in like the way back in the day.

1693
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,640
Like there has to be a reason

1694
01:10:16,640 --> 01:10:18,640
that people want to move here. Look at all the chip factories

1695
01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:20,640
and shit that are opening up around here. Like

1696
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:22,640
they got a whole bunch of people moving in.

1697
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,640
They just laid a bunch of people off though.

1698
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:26,640
Just the whole country is just overcrowded.

1699
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,640
That's why people are just like kind of spreading out to more

1700
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,640
less populated areas because

1701
01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:32,640
everybody's in New York City and they just want to

1702
01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:34,640
come here. Also, look what happened in New York City

1703
01:10:34,640 --> 01:10:36,640
during COVID. Everything that made New York

1704
01:10:36,640 --> 01:10:38,640
City like viable.

1705
01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,640
Like went away. Like, oh,

1706
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:42,640
I want to go to a fucking... Yeah, it was shitty. I want to go

1707
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:44,640
to a corner store at 2 a.m.

1708
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:46,640
in New York City. You can't even fucking do that shit anymore because

1709
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,640
everything was like... When it found out that it

1710
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:50,640
didn't have to be open 24-7 because of COVID,

1711
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,640
they were like, we're not going to fucking do that. Fuck that.

1712
01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:54,640
So like all the things... Well, no one was forcing

1713
01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:56,640
that it be open 24-7. No, but like

1714
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:58,640
it used to be like one of the big things in New York

1715
01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:00,640
City is that you could do... Like it was the city that never

1716
01:11:00,640 --> 01:11:02,640
sleeps. Yeah, bars were open up. Anything, anytime.

1717
01:11:02,640 --> 01:11:04,640
But like now New York City is a fucking

1718
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:06,640
ghost town after fucking 1 a.m.

1719
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,640
There's only thugs out. No, I went to New York

1720
01:11:08,640 --> 01:11:10,640
City in 2021.

1721
01:11:10,640 --> 01:11:12,640
And it

1722
01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:14,640
was a fucking ghost town. Like

1723
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:16,640
fucking... Everybody was like wearing

1724
01:11:16,640 --> 01:11:18,640
masks, but there was like nobody

1725
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:20,640
walking on the streets. It was just scary.

1726
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:22,640
It was like a fucking... And like so many

1727
01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:24,640
people realized... Post apocalypse. And so many

1728
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:26,640
people realized they didn't have to live in the city

1729
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:28,640
anymore. So they all moved. And guess

1730
01:11:28,640 --> 01:11:30,640
where they fucking moved? Albany. Everybody

1731
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:32,640
was like terrified of dying.

1732
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:34,640
Yeah, but I went to New York City

1733
01:11:34,640 --> 01:11:36,640
in fucking like this year,

1734
01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,640
like 2023, and it's still like

1735
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:40,640
that. So like New York City's

1736
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:42,640
dying. Albany's getting bigger.

1737
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:44,640
I don't think New York City's dying. It's going to die.

1738
01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:46,640
Ah, man.

1739
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:48,640
They've been saying that for a long time.

1740
01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,640
That it is. And that it's been on

1741
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,640
a decline, this and that. But

1742
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,640
I just feel like people move out

1743
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,640
and other people move in. They should have just fucking

1744
01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:58,640
kept the Giuliani fucking laws down there.

1745
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,640
Dude, it's so funny because... Fuck Rudy Giuliani.

1746
01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:02,640
What a fucking chipmunk.

1747
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:04,640
That guy literally made... Yeah, Giuliani is a fucking

1748
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:06,640
freak. I don't like Giuliani.

1749
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:08,640
Fuck him. Do you not know what he did in the 90s?

1750
01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:10,640
Fuck Giuliani. He literally

1751
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,640
made New York City. Fuck him. He saved New York City

1752
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,640
from being the biggest shithole on planet Earth.

1753
01:12:14,640 --> 01:12:16,640
New York City would have been

1754
01:12:16,640 --> 01:12:18,640
Detroit if it wasn't

1755
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,640
for Giuliani. Worse. Worse.

1756
01:12:20,640 --> 01:12:22,640
It would have been worse to Detroit.

1757
01:12:22,640 --> 01:12:24,640
But you guys don't fucking... You guys see what he does

1758
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:26,640
now, which is... I just think he's a fucking

1759
01:12:26,640 --> 01:12:28,640
pedophile.

1760
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:30,640
He's a fucking weirdo, man.

1761
01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:32,640
He fucking got dementia and got all

1762
01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:34,640
fucking crazy. But back in the 90s, he was

1763
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:36,640
actually a fucking hardcore governor.

1764
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,640
But he's still a Republican.

1765
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:40,640
He took out the mob.

1766
01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,640
He took the mob out of New York City.

1767
01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,640
He also started everybody... He took the mob out

1768
01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:46,640
and created gangs.

1769
01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:48,640
No, no, no. Dude, you should...

1770
01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:50,640
Gang warfare instead of mob warfare. You were not around

1771
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:52,640
for Giuliani's fucking...

1772
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:54,640
Giuliani's New York City. Because guess who

1773
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:56,640
fucking helped out New York City after

1774
01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:58,640
the World Trade Centers went down?

1775
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:00,640
Giuliani was fucking there at ground

1776
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:02,640
zero doing shit. Like he got all

1777
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:04,640
fucked up from like the...

1778
01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:06,640
This is proven? Yeah.

1779
01:13:06,640 --> 01:13:08,640
No, like this is proven. Really? Like

1780
01:13:08,640 --> 01:13:10,640
part of the reason why his

1781
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:12,640
dementia is so fucking accelerated

1782
01:13:12,640 --> 01:13:14,640
was because of the ground zero disease.

1783
01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:16,640
Really? Yeah. Well,

1784
01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,640
dude, one, he got smeared just because

1785
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,640
he was Trump's lawyer. That's exactly what

1786
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:22,640
happened. Like you're just not saying...

1787
01:13:22,640 --> 01:13:24,640
Too bad fucking Bush didn't get that shit. It doesn't matter

1788
01:13:24,640 --> 01:13:26,640
if... Dude, it doesn't matter

1789
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:28,640
if he took in orphans and fucking

1790
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:30,640
breastfed them off the street.

1791
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:32,640
It doesn't matter if he was Jesus Christ.

1792
01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:34,640
Nobody gives a fuck because he

1793
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:36,640
was Trump's lawyer.

1794
01:13:36,640 --> 01:13:38,640
Dude, they smeared him literally. They smeared

1795
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,640
him so fucking much. He

1796
01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:42,640
went from being America's mayor, that was

1797
01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:44,640
literally a fucking thing in Times Magazine that he was

1798
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:46,640
America's mayor, to being like a public

1799
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:48,640
enemy. Like fucking Trump. Oh, dude, he can't...

1800
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,640
They showed videos of him going to New York City and getting shit

1801
01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:52,640
thrown at him. It's like dude, that city

1802
01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:54,640
exists still. Because of him. Yeah.

1803
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:56,640
Yeah. You guys, dude, do some

1804
01:13:56,640 --> 01:13:58,640
research on Giuliani before you talk shit about

1805
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:00,640
him because... All I'm saying is that he's a fucking

1806
01:14:00,640 --> 01:14:02,640
weirdo now. I'm not trying

1807
01:14:02,640 --> 01:14:04,640
to get attacked, okay?

1808
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:06,640
What did he do that's so weird though?

1809
01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:08,640
Alright, yeah.

1810
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:10,640
No, give me an example.

1811
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,640
He saw the new Borat movie where he was fucking

1812
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:14,640
trying to adjust his microphone

1813
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,640
and everybody's like, oh, he's trying to get her

1814
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:18,640
to suck his dick. That's not the fucking thing.

1815
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:20,640
He went to a fucking room with the

1816
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:22,640
chick. He had to get an interview. That's what

1817
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,640
they do. Dude, have you ever seen interviews

1818
01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:26,640
in that shit? No, it was after the interview

1819
01:14:26,640 --> 01:14:28,640
was done. He asked her to...

1820
01:14:28,640 --> 01:14:30,640
The chick asked him to go to the fucking

1821
01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,640
room with him and he's like, oh.

1822
01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:34,640
She was fucking 23.

1823
01:14:34,640 --> 01:14:36,640
Yeah, but she said

1824
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:38,640
she was fucking like 17

1825
01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,640
in the fucking video. Yeah. And he was

1826
01:14:40,640 --> 01:14:42,640
okay with that. Yeah, okay.

1827
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:44,640
He also has dementia, so

1828
01:14:44,640 --> 01:14:46,640
let's not forget about that. Dude,

1829
01:14:46,640 --> 01:14:48,640
okay, did he do anything?

1830
01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:50,640
No. No, fucking

1831
01:14:50,640 --> 01:14:52,640
Sacha Baron Cohen came in with a fucking

1832
01:14:52,640 --> 01:14:54,640
banana havoc and he's just

1833
01:14:54,640 --> 01:14:56,640
like, have sex with me.

1834
01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:58,640
And like, so, like, people

1835
01:14:58,640 --> 01:15:00,640
lay down, right? Yeah.

1836
01:15:00,640 --> 01:15:02,640
No, he laid down to fucking get the microphone

1837
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:04,640
off him and then everybody...

1838
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:06,640
No, he laid down on... Yo, you're right.

1839
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:08,640
Yeah, he fucking laid down on the bed.

1840
01:15:08,640 --> 01:15:10,640
Yeah, to get the fucking... Have you ever

1841
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:12,640
put on a fucking mic like that? What did she look like?

1842
01:15:12,640 --> 01:15:14,640
She was flat on his back.

1843
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:16,640
Okay, so...

1844
01:15:16,640 --> 01:15:18,640
What would you do, Ali Mag?

1845
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,640
Not that!

1846
01:15:20,640 --> 01:15:22,640
She's fucking under

1847
01:15:22,640 --> 01:15:24,640
eight! She's not under eight.

1848
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:26,640
She said that she was 17, but

1849
01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,640
she was 23. What are you guys talking about?

1850
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,640
Fucking Christ!

1851
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:32,640
She did the opposite thing.

1852
01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:34,640
Instead of saying she was older, she said she was younger.

1853
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:36,640
Dude. And it didn't stop him!

1854
01:15:36,640 --> 01:15:38,640
Ah, man. I'd have to watch

1855
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:40,640
it again. But... I've watched that

1856
01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:42,640
like three times. It's that guy...

1857
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,640
And Giuliani was pissed off about that.

1858
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:46,640
That was not scripted. Because it was taken out of context.

1859
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,640
He was not! There's fucking

1860
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:50,640
video of it! Yeah, it was taken out of context.

1861
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:52,640
They simply played the fucking clip.

1862
01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:54,640
Of what, Ali Mag? I was not here.

1863
01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:56,640
Fucking Giuliani in the fucking

1864
01:15:56,640 --> 01:15:58,640
bed. I still think Giuliani's

1865
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:00,640
saying that they're 17!

1866
01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,640
Or 16 or 17!

1867
01:16:02,640 --> 01:16:04,640
It's like, dude, look at the fucking... Who was that?

1868
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:06,640
The Duke of York came over here. Like, actually

1869
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,640
like pounded out a fucking

1870
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,640
17 year old with Epstein.

1871
01:16:10,640 --> 01:16:12,640
And then just nothing ever happened to him, because he's the Duke of York.

1872
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:14,640
I think that's a problem too. Have you ever seen

1873
01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:16,640
that interview? I haven't seen that

1874
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:18,640
interview. No, let's not play what about

1875
01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,640
ism. What about this guy? What about that guy?

1876
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:22,640
What about this guy? Giuliani didn't do anything!

1877
01:16:22,640 --> 01:16:24,640
He didn't do shit!

1878
01:16:24,640 --> 01:16:26,640
He didn't do anything! He didn't do anything!

1879
01:16:26,640 --> 01:16:28,640
He didn't do politics! I feel like that's a

1880
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:30,640
pen requisite, honestly!

1881
01:16:30,640 --> 01:16:32,640
There's so many fucking... Oh my god.

1882
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:34,640
Don't get me on the pedophile rant, man.

1883
01:16:34,640 --> 01:16:36,640
I was just listening to like four podcasts

1884
01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:38,640
about this. Dude, I

1885
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:40,640
went down a rabbit hole the other day with the

1886
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,640
Epstein thing. There's so many fucking politicians

1887
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,640
that have like confirmed cases

1888
01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:46,640
against him. Dude, Tom Hanks was on the

1889
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:48,640
flight logs for fucking Epstein Island,

1890
01:16:48,640 --> 01:16:50,640
bro! Dude, Tom Hanks is eating

1891
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,640
children under a pizza shop!

1892
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,640
Dude, he was literally

1893
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:56,640
on the Epstein Island flight logs,

1894
01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,640
you fucking imbeciles!

1895
01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:00,640
You guys are like, oh, Tom Hanks

1896
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,640
is a really nice guy. I'm the one who brought it up!

1897
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:04,640
What are you calling me? I never said a thing about

1898
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:06,640
Tom Hanks on this fucking

1899
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:08,640
podcast! Dude, the fuck am I getting

1900
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:10,640
attacked? I'm the one that brought that up!

1901
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,640
I never said a thing about Tom Hanks.

1902
01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:14,640
What the fuck?

1903
01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:16,640
Dude, I

1904
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:18,640
don't like that movie, the way he talks,

1905
01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:20,640
dude. I don't like that. Tyler, you're a great

1906
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:22,640
dude.

1907
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:24,640
Tom Hanks is a fucking pedophile

1908
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,640
rapist. He fucking was on Epstein

1909
01:17:26,640 --> 01:17:28,640
Island, bro! He shut up for

1910
01:17:28,640 --> 01:17:30,640
five minutes. He's like, what the fuck did I say

1911
01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:32,640
about Tom Hanks?

1912
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:34,640
Fuck!

1913
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:36,640
Tom Hanks is a great guy!

1914
01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,640
Epstein's flight

1915
01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:40,640
logs! Tom Hanks!

1916
01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:42,640
Nobody interrupted you when you were talking about

1917
01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:44,640
Tommy, bro! Tom Hanks is

1918
01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,640
a fucking pedophile!

1919
01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:48,640
Holy shit! Tom Hanks,

1920
01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:50,640
Bill Clinton's the worst offender!

1921
01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:52,640
Fucking Bill!

1922
01:17:52,640 --> 01:17:54,640
Bill Clinton is a fucking... Dude, Bill Clinton spent

1923
01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:56,640
a little too much time on that.

1924
01:17:56,640 --> 01:17:58,640
Some people

1925
01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:00,640
have Bill Gates has got a couple flights.

1926
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:02,640
Dude, Bill Gates is like Tom Hanks, maybe he's on a

1927
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,640
flight, but Bill Clinton

1928
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:06,640
was there way too much.

1929
01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,640
He was the captain of the plane.

1930
01:18:08,640 --> 01:18:10,640
We don't even give that any

1931
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:12,640
thought. These are so many fucking

1932
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:14,640
big name fucking

1933
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:16,640
people, and it just like, nobody

1934
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:18,640
really seems to give a fuck.

1935
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:20,640
Like, we know it happened.

1936
01:18:20,640 --> 01:18:22,640
And nobody gives a fuck,

1937
01:18:22,640 --> 01:18:24,640
they're not held accountable.

1938
01:18:24,640 --> 01:18:26,640
Because Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.

1939
01:18:26,640 --> 01:18:28,640
Have you ever seen the interview with

1940
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:30,640
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York? Yeah, that motherfucker

1941
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:32,640
was scared, he's a corpse person.

1942
01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:34,640
Bro, it is so

1943
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:36,640
obvious. You know who else was on the flight logs?

1944
01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:38,640
This will make you very happy,

1945
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:40,640
Mr. Democrat.

1946
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:42,640
Mr. Obama was on

1947
01:18:42,640 --> 01:18:44,640
the flight logs to Epstein's Island a bunch

1948
01:18:44,640 --> 01:18:46,640
of times. Yes, he was, look it up.

1949
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:48,640
Obama went to Epstein's Island? Yes, he did.

1950
01:18:48,640 --> 01:18:50,640
No way. Yes, he did.

1951
01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:52,640
Get the fuck out of here. Obama was on Epstein's Island.

1952
01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,640
I don't believe that. Dude, Obama was

1953
01:18:54,640 --> 01:18:56,640
like, he was the one.

1954
01:18:56,640 --> 01:18:58,640
He wasn't fucking touching children.

1955
01:18:58,640 --> 01:19:00,640
What else do you do on Epstein's Island?

1956
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:02,640
Bro, it was a fucking political

1957
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:04,640
thing, bro. No, it wasn't.

1958
01:19:04,640 --> 01:19:06,640
It's a secret island in the Atlantic.

1959
01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:08,640
That's not a political thing, you fucking

1960
01:19:08,640 --> 01:19:10,640
imbred. Virgin Islands. Yeah. The irony.

1961
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:14,640
Dude, it's all fucking

1962
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,640
bullshit. I don't think Obama did that

1963
01:19:16,640 --> 01:19:18,640
though. Yes, he did.

1964
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:20,640
I've never heard him as one of the people.

1965
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:22,640
Bro, Obama was probably one of the

1966
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:24,640
best presidents. No, he wasn't. Obama was

1967
01:19:24,640 --> 01:19:26,640
a piece of shit. Dude, I actually

1968
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:28,640
did like Obama. I fucking hate Obama.

1969
01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,640
Me too.

1970
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:32,640
Me too. He was presidential.

1971
01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:34,640
He was.

1972
01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:36,640
Round six, baby.

1973
01:19:36,640 --> 01:19:38,640
I don't like everything he stood for, but

1974
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,640
he was, look, here's my thing.

1975
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:42,640
Obama's a cunt and I hate him. I'm getting

1976
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:44,640
to the point where I don't give a fuck what

1977
01:19:44,640 --> 01:19:46,640
people believe as long as you can talk

1978
01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:48,640
and you're not a pedophile.

1979
01:19:48,640 --> 01:19:50,640
The bar is so low now.

1980
01:19:50,640 --> 01:19:52,640
So the bar is so low for

1981
01:19:52,640 --> 01:19:54,640
a fucking president. Dude, I'm thinking about voting for

1982
01:19:54,640 --> 01:19:56,640
AOC if she runs, just because she's fucking hot.

1983
01:19:56,640 --> 01:19:58,640
No, she's hot. I'm serious, dude.

1984
01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:00,640
Have you seen the nude leaks of her?

1985
01:20:00,640 --> 01:20:02,640
Well, not yet, but

1986
01:20:02,640 --> 01:20:04,640
I'm about to. Why did you give me

1987
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:06,640
another shot?

1988
01:20:06,640 --> 01:20:08,640
Oh, I was just being nice.

1989
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:10,640
No, you weren't.

1990
01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:12,640
I got a fucking. I don't say anything about Obama.

1991
01:20:12,640 --> 01:20:14,640
He was on the island, bro.

1992
01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:16,640
They fucking scrubbed it from the internet, bro.

1993
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,640
But regardless, none of these people

1994
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:20,640
get held accountable.

1995
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:22,640
Alright, once you guys wrap this up,

1996
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:24,640
we got a segment here to do.

1997
01:20:24,640 --> 01:20:26,640
Fucking fuck.

1998
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,640
What would Obama say?

1999
01:20:28,640 --> 01:20:30,640
No, because Obama was at these fucking things where he

2000
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:32,640
would fucking order 10,000

2001
01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:34,640
hot dogs. Like, what the fuck's

2002
01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:36,640
up with that shit? He'd order 10,000

2003
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:38,640
hot dogs, which was actually

2004
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:40,640
quotes. It was 100 hot dogs.

2005
01:20:40,640 --> 01:20:42,640
I mistake. It was secret

2006
01:20:42,640 --> 01:20:44,640
code for male prostitutes.

2007
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,640
I don't believe it.

2008
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:48,640
He would order hundreds of hot dogs

2009
01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:50,640
to come to these fucking parties.

2010
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:52,640
They fucking had

2011
01:20:52,640 --> 01:20:54,640
these fucking Satan

2012
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:56,640
shit where they'd fucking have

2013
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:58,640
the blood of innocence and it was like wine.

2014
01:20:58,640 --> 01:21:00,640
They'd name all these things out to fucking

2015
01:21:00,640 --> 01:21:02,640
insane things. And they'd have male

2016
01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:04,640
prostitutes and females and they'd fuck each other.

2017
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:06,640
It was like a Satan orgy.

2018
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:08,640
Fucking politics, bro.

2019
01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:10,640
I don't believe it.

2020
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:12,640
With Obama? I feel like

2021
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:14,640
You're not going to find that on a normal

2022
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:16,640
web, bro.

2023
01:21:16,640 --> 01:21:18,640
Alright, I'll go on Duck Duck Gully. But first

2024
01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:20,640
I'm looking up these nudes AOC.

2025
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,640
I don't think they're real.

2026
01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:24,640
They might be deep faked, but it's still worth it.

2027
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:26,640
It's still

2028
01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,640
worth it.

2029
01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:30,640
They're not popping up.

2030
01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:32,640
They blocked them.

2031
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:34,640
They scrubbed them off the internet, bro.

2032
01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:36,640
If she had an

2033
01:21:36,640 --> 01:21:38,640
OnlyFans, let's just say that

2034
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:40,640
I'd do that. Maybe that could be her fallback.

2035
01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:42,640
But, um, dude

2036
01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:44,640
I would vote for her just because she's hot.

2037
01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:46,640
When she becomes unattractive, she's not

2038
01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:48,640
going to be able to do shit in politics. I know, so she better

2039
01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:50,640
do it now. Like when she

2040
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,640
turns like fucking 40, 50

2041
01:21:52,640 --> 01:21:54,640
she's done. She's done.

2042
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:56,640
I don't know. There's some women that are

2043
01:21:56,640 --> 01:21:58,640
Let's say Sarah Palin was fucking

2044
01:21:58,640 --> 01:22:00,640
real hot. She stayed hot.

2045
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:02,640
Dude, look, I don't believe in

2046
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:04,640
anything. She's all about socialism.

2047
01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,640
I fucking hate her. I want her to fucking

2048
01:22:06,640 --> 01:22:08,640
get corpse-ified.

2049
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:10,640
Well, I mean, dude, I would

2050
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:12,640
vote for her just because I'm sick of looking at these

2051
01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:14,640
geriatric fucking

2052
01:22:14,640 --> 01:22:16,640
It's ridiculous, dude.

2053
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:18,640
Would you

2054
01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:20,640
stick it up her butt?

2055
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:22,640
I think Griffin listens to this podcast

2056
01:22:22,640 --> 01:22:24,640
and yes.

2057
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:26,640
Of course.

2058
01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:28,640
Yes.

2059
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:30,640
Casey.

2060
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:32,640
Would you not?

2061
01:22:32,640 --> 01:22:34,640
Casey, Casey, would you

2062
01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:36,640
stick your dick up AOC's

2063
01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:38,640
butt? Who? AOC.

2064
01:22:38,640 --> 01:22:40,640
Who's that?

2065
01:22:40,640 --> 01:22:42,640
Look her up real quick. You'll see.

2066
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:44,640
You know who AOC is? No. She's about to be our next

2067
01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:46,640
president.

2068
01:22:46,640 --> 01:22:48,640
Oh, her?

2069
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:50,640
I'll tell you what. That might

2070
01:22:50,640 --> 01:22:52,640
help her case. She also has like fucking

2071
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:54,640
goblin feet. I don't care about

2072
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:56,640
her feet. How do you know that?

2073
01:22:56,640 --> 01:22:58,640
Because fucking like, you know, she walks

2074
01:22:58,640 --> 01:23:00,640
around with like that open high heels and her

2075
01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:02,640
toes are like gnarled and shit. They're fucking scary.

2076
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:04,640
No, I wouldn't.

2077
01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:06,640
No.

2078
01:23:06,640 --> 01:23:08,640
Why not?

2079
01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:10,640
Gross. No. Wait.

2080
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:12,640
Let me look.

2081
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:14,640
We can't be looking at the same

2082
01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:16,640
person here, man. Yeah, you're

2083
01:23:16,640 --> 01:23:18,640
out of line. No, what the fuck?

2084
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:20,640
Let me see this.

2085
01:23:20,640 --> 01:23:22,640
You can't be looking at the right one.

2086
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:24,640
You're fucking out of line, guys.

2087
01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:26,640
Her?

2088
01:23:26,640 --> 01:23:28,640
That? Ew, what?

2089
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:30,640
You are out of line. What? What are you asking

2090
01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:32,640
me? If you would stick your dick up her ass.

2091
01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:34,640
No, I wouldn't.

2092
01:23:34,640 --> 01:23:36,640
What the fuck? Casey, are you?

2093
01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:38,640
Would you have normal coital relations

2094
01:23:38,640 --> 01:23:40,640
with her? No, that's gross.

2095
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:42,640
Really? Casey, you're out of line.

2096
01:23:42,640 --> 01:23:44,640
Bro, she's got a fucking horse

2097
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:46,640
face.

2098
01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:48,640
She gets really funny that way.

2099
01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:50,640
Horsecom.com.

2100
01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:52,640
What the fuck are you talking about? Here we go again.

2101
01:23:52,640 --> 01:23:54,640
Horsecom.com.

2102
01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:56,640
She's a babe.

2103
01:23:56,640 --> 01:23:58,640
All right. I got something

2104
01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,640
for you here.

2105
01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:02,640
Horsecom.com.

2106
01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:10,640
Not now.

2107
01:24:10,640 --> 01:24:12,640
Yeah, boy.

2108
01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:14,640
Not now. Come on.

2109
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:16,640
This is going to be a mess. Come on, Ali

2110
01:24:16,640 --> 01:24:18,640
Mack. So, dude.

2111
01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:20,640
You want to fucking play, boy?

2112
01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,640
I'm so fucked right now.

2113
01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:24,640
This is not.

2114
01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:26,640
I'm not going to do good this fucking episode.

2115
01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:28,640
Fuck.

2116
01:24:28,640 --> 01:24:30,640
And now there's like an actual

2117
01:24:30,640 --> 01:24:32,640
fucking punishment on the line.

2118
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:34,640
How many questions is this going to be?

2119
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:36,640
It's the same as always.

2120
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,640
I'm fucked.

2121
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:40,640
I'm fucked, man.

2122
01:24:40,640 --> 01:24:42,640
Ali Mack, would you rather do a

2123
01:24:42,640 --> 01:24:44,640
ghost pepper or

2124
01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:46,640
the smelling salt every time? Every time I get a question wrong, I'll do the smelling salt.

2125
01:24:46,640 --> 01:24:48,640
Fuck the pepper.

2126
01:24:48,640 --> 01:24:50,640
This is terrible.

2127
01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:52,640
It's painful. But this is painful

2128
01:24:52,640 --> 01:24:54,640
for 15 minutes and then I throw up

2129
01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:56,640
when I go home.

2130
01:24:56,640 --> 01:24:58,640
Welcome back

2131
01:24:58,640 --> 01:25:00,640
our special guest, Alex Mcdonald.

2132
01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:02,640
Can we fucking turn the music down a bit?

2133
01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:04,640
Yeah, it's fucking

2134
01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:06,640
sad. All right, here we go.

2135
01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:10,640
Holy fuck, that's loud.

2136
01:25:10,640 --> 01:25:12,640
Okay.

2137
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:14,640
Alex Mcdonald.

2138
01:25:14,640 --> 01:25:16,640
He's back on the podcast.

2139
01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:18,640
He's looking to

2140
01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:20,640
redeem himself.

2141
01:25:20,640 --> 01:25:22,640
We got to get like a bucket for him.

2142
01:25:22,640 --> 01:25:24,640
A bucket? Oh, yeah.

2143
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:26,640
I'm going to grab a bucket.

2144
01:25:26,640 --> 01:25:28,640
I'm going to come

2145
01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:30,640
shooting from the hip. I'm going to fucking

2146
01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:32,640
get this shit.

2147
01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:34,640
Fuck yeah. The fucking mullet's going to

2148
01:25:34,640 --> 01:25:36,640
carry me. Yeah.

2149
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:38,640
The mullet's going to carry me, man.

2150
01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:42,640
I don't even need the smelling salts. I'm already

2151
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:44,640
awake. I've been awake for like 36

2152
01:25:44,640 --> 01:25:46,640
hours. Fucking go.

2153
01:25:46,640 --> 01:25:48,640
Don't piss in the bucket.

2154
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:52,640
All right, explain my lifelines to me

2155
01:25:52,640 --> 01:25:54,640
while he's gone. All right.

2156
01:25:54,640 --> 01:25:56,640
So you got 50

2157
01:25:56,640 --> 01:25:58,640
50. You got ask the audience.

2158
01:25:58,640 --> 01:26:00,640
You got ask down one

2159
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:02,640
and you got

2160
01:26:02,640 --> 01:26:04,640
that one anymore.

2161
01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:06,640
Yeah, I don't

2162
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:08,640
get second chance.

2163
01:26:08,640 --> 01:26:10,640
You can get a double dip.

2164
01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:12,640
The fuck is a double

2165
01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:14,640
dip? I get two answers.

2166
01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:16,640
It's where you can

2167
01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:18,640
guess twice. Oh, yep.

2168
01:26:20,640 --> 01:26:22,640
I don't like that one either, but I guess

2169
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:24,640
it's the same thing. I guess

2170
01:26:24,640 --> 01:26:26,640
it's the same thing. Yeah, yep.

2171
01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:28,640
Yep. I don't

2172
01:26:28,640 --> 01:26:30,640
know, though, because there's some time

2173
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:32,640
I guess.

2174
01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:34,640
Okay. Okay.

2175
01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:36,640
How much early American? How much

2176
01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:38,640
early American history do we have in there?

2177
01:26:38,640 --> 01:26:40,640
A shitload? I was going

2178
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:42,640
to switch the question, but

2179
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:44,640
I didn't get to it. But

2180
01:26:44,640 --> 01:26:46,640
early American history.

2181
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:48,640
I don't see too much.

2182
01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:50,640
Good.

2183
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:52,640
How far in advance do you pick these questions?

2184
01:26:52,640 --> 01:26:54,640
I just made it yesterday.

2185
01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:00,640
Yeah, I really don't see much.

2186
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:02,640
But yeah, double dip

2187
01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:04,640
50 50.

2188
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:06,640
You got Don Juan over

2189
01:27:06,640 --> 01:27:08,640
here. I'm going to

2190
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,640
play it smart this time. If I don't know something,

2191
01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:12,640
I'm going to the lifelines because I really

2192
01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:14,640
don't want to touch. I vow

2193
01:27:14,640 --> 01:27:16,640
that I will get through this game

2194
01:27:16,640 --> 01:27:18,640
no matter how many wrong answers.

2195
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:20,640
Yeah. And I will take

2196
01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:22,640
whiffs of this smelling salt every time.

2197
01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:24,640
You may need to do CPR on

2198
01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:26,640
me. Okay. At some

2199
01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:28,640
point. Do we have

2200
01:27:28,640 --> 01:27:30,640
an ambulance on standby? We're good.

2201
01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:32,640
Do not try this at

2202
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:34,640
home. You'll get that bucket

2203
01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:36,640
right there. What?

2204
01:27:36,640 --> 01:27:38,640
I got the bucket.

2205
01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:42,640
Oh, well, that one has a bag in it.

2206
01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:44,640
Who cares? I'll just wash that one out.

2207
01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:46,640
It's a fucking Home Depot or Lowe's bucket.

2208
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:48,640
Jesus Christ.

2209
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:52,640
Bring me in.

2210
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:54,640
Ali Mack, you want to know what you're playing for today?

2211
01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:56,640
Hell yeah!

2212
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:04,640
Ali Mack, I went to the store and I got

2213
01:28:04,640 --> 01:28:06,640
just scratched off. It's a $20

2214
01:28:06,640 --> 01:28:08,640
one. It's a $20?

2215
01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:10,640
Wow, real punishment,

2216
01:28:10,640 --> 01:28:12,640
real reward. Top prize of a million

2217
01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:14,640
dollars.

2218
01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:16,640
Look, a million dollars.

2219
01:28:16,640 --> 01:28:18,640
If this is one of those gag tickets, I'm going to

2220
01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:20,640
fucking beat the shit out of you. Wait, let me see the

2221
01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:22,640
front of it.

2222
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:24,640
That's definitely

2223
01:28:24,640 --> 01:28:26,640
a New York State one. I've played that

2224
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:28,640
one before.

2225
01:28:28,640 --> 01:28:30,640
I don't buy this at all.

2226
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:36,640
I mean, I'll buy it if I lose the

2227
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:38,640
ticket.

2228
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:40,640
No, no, I don't want to shit on it.

2229
01:28:40,640 --> 01:28:42,640
You actually spent $20 on this.

2230
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:46,640
I went to the store and I felt bad. I got just scratched off.

2231
01:28:46,640 --> 01:28:48,640
I can see the real rip.

2232
01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:50,640
Because I knew you were going to be doing this shit.

2233
01:28:52,640 --> 01:28:54,640
Oh, God.

2234
01:28:54,640 --> 01:28:56,640
I'm going to be a fucking

2235
01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,640
good guy.

2236
01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:00,640
Okay. Okay.

2237
01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:02,640
Bring me in. Bring me in. I'm ready.

2238
01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:04,640
Fucking A-Hop.

2239
01:29:06,640 --> 01:29:08,640
Alright. I just can't get the

2240
01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:10,640
first one wrong. That would be the worst thing that I

2241
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:12,640
could fucking do. Why does it say

2242
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:14,640
lottery available at LaughingSmith.com?

2243
01:29:16,640 --> 01:29:18,640
Why does it say that's what threw me off?

2244
01:29:18,640 --> 01:29:20,640
It says on the back

2245
01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:22,640
price winning ticket under your pillow for

2246
01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:26,640
air delivery via the Tooth Fairy Express.

2247
01:29:26,640 --> 01:29:28,640
So it's a fake and I'm going to win $1 million.

2248
01:29:28,640 --> 01:29:30,640
I told you I didn't buy it.

2249
01:29:30,640 --> 01:29:32,640
I didn't mean to ruin it.

2250
01:29:32,640 --> 01:29:34,640
No, I told you I didn't buy it. I didn't read

2251
01:29:34,640 --> 01:29:36,640
everything. I read the tiny little bottom.

2252
01:29:36,640 --> 01:29:38,640
I fucked it up, dude.

2253
01:29:38,640 --> 01:29:40,640
No.

2254
01:29:40,640 --> 01:29:42,640
It's not. It's fucking not.

2255
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:44,640
Ask the fucking question.

2256
01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:46,640
Why did they fuck that up though?

2257
01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:48,640
Why did they have to write that?

2258
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:50,640
Because nobody reads the fine print, my guy.

2259
01:29:50,640 --> 01:29:52,640
I shouldn't have read that.

2260
01:29:52,640 --> 01:29:54,640
I read the fine print.

2261
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:56,640
God damn it. Why did you tell me?

2262
01:29:56,640 --> 01:29:58,640
No, I read the back of it already.

2263
01:29:58,640 --> 01:30:00,640
Dan, you saw me do it.

2264
01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:02,640
I knew I was walking into a trap.

2265
01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:04,640
I was fucking Tooth Fairy Express.

2266
01:30:04,640 --> 01:30:06,640
Alright, ask the fucking question.

2267
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:08,640
Alright, AliVac.

2268
01:30:08,640 --> 01:30:10,640
I know I'm playing for nothing.

2269
01:30:10,640 --> 01:30:12,640
No, we'll let you play for something here, AliVac.

2270
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:14,640
No, just fucking ask the fucking question.

2271
01:30:14,640 --> 01:30:16,640
Let's get this show on the road.

2272
01:30:16,640 --> 01:30:18,640
Come on.

2273
01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:20,640
I'll put up some money.

2274
01:30:20,640 --> 01:30:22,640
I knew it was fake.

2275
01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:24,640
I'll put up money for you, AliVac.

2276
01:30:24,640 --> 01:30:26,640
You don't need to put up money.

2277
01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:28,640
Fucking ask the question.

2278
01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:30,640
I'm getting angry and we haven't even started yet.

2279
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:32,640
Fuck.

2280
01:30:32,640 --> 01:30:34,640
Alright, here we go.

2281
01:30:34,640 --> 01:30:36,640
Okay, I'm ready.

2282
01:30:36,640 --> 01:30:38,640
$100. Which TV show about a Los Angeles family

2283
01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:40,640
ran from 1969 to 1974?

2284
01:30:40,640 --> 01:30:42,640
A, The Grady Bunch.

2285
01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:44,640
B, The Brady Bunch.

2286
01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:46,640
C, The Lady Bunch.

2287
01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:48,640
D, Don Juan's Bachelor Pad.

2288
01:30:48,640 --> 01:30:50,640
Don Juan's Bachelor Pad.

2289
01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:52,640
That's going to be the Brady Bunch.

2290
01:30:52,640 --> 01:30:54,640
I know, that's right.

2291
01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:56,640
As much as I'd love for it to be Don Juan's Bachelor Pad.

2292
01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:58,640
Where's the Craig dancer?

2293
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:00,640
Alright, it wasn't the first one that got me down, so I'm happy about that.

2294
01:31:00,640 --> 01:31:02,640
AliVac, I'm going to put 20 real dollars for you because I feel bad.

2295
01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:04,640
Okay, no, just ask the question.

2296
01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:06,640
I'm going to put up some money.

2297
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:08,640
I'm getting angry and we haven't even started yet.

2298
01:31:08,640 --> 01:31:10,640
I'm getting angry and we haven't even started yet.

2299
01:31:10,640 --> 01:31:12,640
I'm getting angry and we haven't even started yet.

2300
01:31:12,640 --> 01:31:14,640
I'm getting angry and we haven't even started yet.

2301
01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:16,640
Okay, no, just ask the question.

2302
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:18,640
No, I'm serious. I'm putting up 20 dollars.

2303
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:20,640
Okay, I appreciate that.

2304
01:31:20,640 --> 01:31:22,640
Let me lock in.

2305
01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:24,640
I'll Venmo you 5 bucks.

2306
01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:26,640
I don't need your charity! Ask the question!

2307
01:31:26,640 --> 01:31:28,640
I'll Venmo you 10.

2308
01:31:28,640 --> 01:31:30,640
$200, which is the most populous US state?

2309
01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:32,640
A, Texas.

2310
01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:34,640
B, Florida. C, New York.

2311
01:31:34,640 --> 01:31:36,640
D, California.

2312
01:31:36,640 --> 01:31:38,640
That's a tough one.

2313
01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:40,640
Are you kidding me?

2314
01:31:40,640 --> 01:31:42,640
I think I know which one it is.

2315
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:44,640
Ask it again.

2316
01:31:44,640 --> 01:31:46,640
I don't want to...

2317
01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:48,640
I'm like 90% Cali.

2318
01:31:48,640 --> 01:31:50,640
Which is the most populous US state?

2319
01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:52,640
Which is the most populous US state?

2320
01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:54,640
A, Texas.

2321
01:31:54,640 --> 01:31:56,640
B, Florida. C, New York. D, California.

2322
01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,640
I'm like 90%...I'm just going to go California.

2323
01:31:58,640 --> 01:32:00,640
That's what I think it is too.

2324
01:32:00,640 --> 01:32:02,640
I think it's Cali because New York City is huge.

2325
01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:04,640
But California is massive.

2326
01:32:04,640 --> 01:32:06,640
And there's a shitload of cities in that state.

2327
01:32:06,640 --> 01:32:08,640
So Cali.

2328
01:32:08,640 --> 01:32:10,640
Find an answer? Yes.

2329
01:32:10,640 --> 01:32:12,640
It's got to be.

2330
01:32:12,640 --> 01:32:14,640
Because LA is not that much smaller.

2331
01:32:14,640 --> 01:32:16,640
But it also has San Fran and all that shit.

2332
01:32:16,640 --> 01:32:18,640
Alright, find an answer.

2333
01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,640
San Diego, yeah.

2334
01:32:22,640 --> 01:32:24,640
See there is a genuine thought process.

2335
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:26,640
My knee jerk was like New York.

2336
01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:28,640
Because I was thinking New York City. But then I was like you said state though.

2337
01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:30,640
City wise, I think New York is still the biggest in America.

2338
01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:32,640
City wise, I think New York is still the biggest in America.

2339
01:32:32,640 --> 01:32:34,640
It is.

2340
01:32:34,640 --> 01:32:36,640
Even though it's dying.

2341
01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:38,640
$300.

2342
01:32:38,640 --> 01:32:40,640
Which language is not derived from Latin?

2343
01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:42,640
Which language is not derived from Latin?

2344
01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,640
A, French.

2345
01:32:44,640 --> 01:32:46,640
B, English.

2346
01:32:46,640 --> 01:32:48,640
C, Spanish.

2347
01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:50,640
D, Portuguese.

2348
01:32:50,640 --> 01:32:52,640
I'm not doing that the fuck.

2349
01:32:52,640 --> 01:32:54,640
I actually have something in my throat.

2350
01:32:54,640 --> 01:32:56,640
Do you think you know? No.

2351
01:32:56,640 --> 01:32:58,640
Damn, what about you?

2352
01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:00,640
I think I think I know.

2353
01:33:00,640 --> 01:33:02,640
But I don't know.

2354
01:33:02,640 --> 01:33:04,640
I'm just assessing whether or not I'd be going to my 50-50 here.

2355
01:33:04,640 --> 01:33:06,640
I mean I'm 50-50.

2356
01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:08,640
I asked the audience if one of you seemed confident.

2357
01:33:08,640 --> 01:33:10,640
But neither of you do.

2358
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,640
Ask the question again.

2359
01:33:12,640 --> 01:33:14,640
Which language is not derived from Latin?

2360
01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:16,640
Which language is not derived from Latin?

2361
01:33:16,640 --> 01:33:18,640
We should play Terraria again tonight.

2362
01:33:18,640 --> 01:33:20,640
A, French.

2363
01:33:20,640 --> 01:33:22,640
B, English.

2364
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:24,640
C, Spanish.

2365
01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:26,640
D, Portuguese.

2366
01:33:26,640 --> 01:33:28,640
I feel like Portuguese could be in there as a fucking trick question.

2367
01:33:28,640 --> 01:33:30,640
I feel like Portuguese could be in there as a fucking trick question.

2368
01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:32,640
But I feel like it's gotta be Portuguese.

2369
01:33:32,640 --> 01:33:34,640
I'm not taking it.

2370
01:33:34,640 --> 01:33:36,640
Because the rest just seem similar.

2371
01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:38,640
Because the rest just seem similar.

2372
01:33:38,640 --> 01:33:40,640
It could be French I guess.

2373
01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:42,640
No, I think Portuguese is based off of Spanish.

2374
01:33:42,640 --> 01:33:44,640
So it's not based off of Latin.

2375
01:33:44,640 --> 01:33:46,640
So it would be based off of Spanish.

2376
01:33:46,640 --> 01:33:48,640
Fuck, I'm gonna go with Portuguese.

2377
01:33:48,640 --> 01:33:50,640
I don't wanna waste the 50-50.

2378
01:33:50,640 --> 01:33:52,640
I mean the double dip yet.

2379
01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:54,640
Answer? Yes.

2380
01:33:56,640 --> 01:33:58,640
Come on. I fucked it up.

2381
01:33:58,640 --> 01:34:00,640
Who was it?

2382
01:34:00,640 --> 01:34:02,640
Who was it?

2383
01:34:02,640 --> 01:34:04,640
English.

2384
01:34:04,640 --> 01:34:06,640
Really? What?

2385
01:34:06,640 --> 01:34:08,640
No, English is definitely based off of Latin.

2386
01:34:08,640 --> 01:34:10,640
No, German.

2387
01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:12,640
No, it's not.

2388
01:34:12,640 --> 01:34:14,640
Germanic language.

2389
01:34:14,640 --> 01:34:16,640
You're a fucking liar.

2390
01:34:16,640 --> 01:34:18,640
The Romance language such as French, Spanish, and Portuguese are all derived from Latin.

2391
01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:20,640
The Romance language such as French, Spanish, and Portuguese are all derived from Latin.

2392
01:34:20,640 --> 01:34:22,640
No, it's not.

2393
01:34:22,640 --> 01:34:24,640
No, fucking English is too.

2394
01:34:24,640 --> 01:34:26,640
Dude, half of our bases are based off of Latin.

2395
01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:28,640
But it's all different.

2396
01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:30,640
And sanguin is blood or red.

2397
01:34:30,640 --> 01:34:32,640
Sanguin is blood or red.

2398
01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:34,640
Sanguin is blood or red.

2399
01:34:34,640 --> 01:34:36,640
Sanguin is actually the Latin.

2400
01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:38,640
Sanguin is actually the Latin.

2401
01:34:38,640 --> 01:34:40,640
It's French, Spanish, and Portuguese.

2402
01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:42,640
It's also sangre.

2403
01:34:42,640 --> 01:34:44,640
It's sang in French.

2404
01:34:44,640 --> 01:34:46,640
So that comes from Latin.

2405
01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:48,640
That comes from French.

2406
01:34:48,640 --> 01:34:50,640
English today is a constantly changing language that has been influenced by a plethora of different cultures and languages such as Latin, French, Dutch, and French.

2407
01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:56,640
You're wrong, Casey!

2408
01:34:56,640 --> 01:34:58,640
You're wrong, Casey!

2409
01:34:58,640 --> 01:35:00,640
Dude, that's Britannica.com.

2410
01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:02,640
What do you want me to tell you?

2411
01:35:02,640 --> 01:35:04,640
It's fucking right there.

2412
01:35:04,640 --> 01:35:06,640
English is a West Germanic language.

2413
01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:08,640
That was based off of Latin.

2414
01:35:08,640 --> 01:35:10,640
With its earliest forms of early medieval England.

2415
01:35:10,640 --> 01:35:12,640
With its earliest forms of early medieval England.

2416
01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:14,640
I'm disputing this.

2417
01:35:14,640 --> 01:35:16,640
I'm playing this under protest.

2418
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:18,640
You're playing under protest?

2419
01:35:18,640 --> 01:35:20,640
You're playing under protest?

2420
01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:22,640
Yes.

2421
01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:24,640
Alright, Ali Mack, if you want...

2422
01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:26,640
Alright, I'll accept that.

2423
01:35:26,640 --> 01:35:28,640
Playing under protest.

2424
01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:30,640
Ali Mack, you can take a little smell of it.

2425
01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:32,640
Ali Mack, you can take a little smell of it.

2426
01:35:32,640 --> 01:35:34,640
Ali Mack, you can take a little smell of it.

2427
01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:36,640
Okay.

2428
01:35:36,640 --> 01:35:38,640
I'll do that.

2429
01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:40,640
But English is not a romance language.

2430
01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:42,640
But English is not a romance language.

2431
01:35:42,640 --> 01:35:44,640
It comes from German.

2432
01:35:44,640 --> 01:35:46,640
It's still got horns in my eyes!

2433
01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:48,640
It's still got horns in my eyes!

2434
01:35:48,640 --> 01:35:50,640
Oh, fuck!

2435
01:35:50,640 --> 01:35:52,640
Even from that distance!

2436
01:35:52,640 --> 01:35:54,640
Oh, fuck!

2437
01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:56,640
It more got my eyes and my nose.

2438
01:35:56,640 --> 01:35:58,640
Whatever, I got punished. Go, go.

2439
01:35:58,640 --> 01:36:00,640
Just ask the next one.

2440
01:36:00,640 --> 01:36:02,640
So, 28% of English comes from Latin.

2441
01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:04,640
Oh!

2442
01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:06,640
More than a quarter.

2443
01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:08,640
It's not a romance language.

2444
01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:10,640
But more than a quarter.

2445
01:36:10,640 --> 01:36:12,640
Fuck a romance language.

2446
01:36:12,640 --> 01:36:14,640
Typhoon Dollars, which Greek physician

2447
01:36:14,640 --> 01:36:16,640
taught doctors who first do no harm?

2448
01:36:16,640 --> 01:36:18,640
A. Aristotle.

2449
01:36:18,640 --> 01:36:20,640
B. Plato.

2450
01:36:20,640 --> 01:36:22,640
C. Hippocrates.

2451
01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:24,640
D. Socrates.

2452
01:36:24,640 --> 01:36:26,640
Think of the fucking thing. Think of it.

2453
01:36:26,640 --> 01:36:28,640
Think.

2454
01:36:28,640 --> 01:36:30,640
What is the oath that they take?

2455
01:36:30,640 --> 01:36:32,640
Oh, wait.

2456
01:36:32,640 --> 01:36:34,640
What was the question again?

2457
01:36:34,640 --> 01:36:36,640
Which Greek physician

2458
01:36:36,640 --> 01:36:38,640
taught doctors

2459
01:36:38,640 --> 01:36:40,640
first do no harm?

2460
01:36:40,640 --> 01:36:42,640
A. Aristotle.

2461
01:36:42,640 --> 01:36:44,640
B. Plato.

2462
01:36:44,640 --> 01:36:46,640
C. Hippocrates.

2463
01:36:46,640 --> 01:36:48,640
D. Socrates.

2464
01:36:48,640 --> 01:36:50,640
Think of the oath that

2465
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:52,640
doctors take.

2466
01:36:52,640 --> 01:36:54,640
What is the oath called?

2467
01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:02,640
Answers again?

2468
01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:04,640
These questions are harder than I thought.

2469
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:06,640
A. Aristotle.

2470
01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:08,640
B. Plato.

2471
01:37:08,640 --> 01:37:10,640
C. Hippocrates.

2472
01:37:10,640 --> 01:37:12,640
Think of the oath that

2473
01:37:12,640 --> 01:37:14,640
doctors take. I don't know what that is, but

2474
01:37:14,640 --> 01:37:16,640
I think I'm going to go with Socrates here.

2475
01:37:20,640 --> 01:37:22,640
What is that face saying, Tyler?

2476
01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:28,640
That face is saying I think you're wrong.

2477
01:37:34,640 --> 01:37:36,640
What kind of oath do doctors take, Alibak?

2478
01:37:36,640 --> 01:37:38,640
I don't fucking know. I'm not a fucking

2479
01:37:38,640 --> 01:37:40,640
doctor.

2480
01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:42,640
What was it?

2481
01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:44,640
Aristotle, Plato,

2482
01:37:44,640 --> 01:37:46,640
fucking Socrates and Hippocrates?

2483
01:37:46,640 --> 01:37:48,640
I don't fucking know. Ask the audience, Tyler.

2484
01:37:48,640 --> 01:37:50,640
Alright, let's ask the audience.

2485
01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:56,640
I don't fucking know.

2486
01:37:56,640 --> 01:37:58,640
Hippocrates.

2487
01:37:58,640 --> 01:38:00,640
Hippocrates.

2488
01:38:00,640 --> 01:38:02,640
I think based on that, you should

2489
01:38:02,640 --> 01:38:04,640
come up with what kind of oath it is.

2490
01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:06,640
What's the oath?

2491
01:38:06,640 --> 01:38:08,640
Hippocrates oath?

2492
01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:10,640
The Hippocratical!

2493
01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:12,640
Fuck!

2494
01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:14,640
No!

2495
01:38:16,640 --> 01:38:18,640
That's Hippocratical.

2496
01:38:18,640 --> 01:38:20,640
You got it.

2497
01:38:22,640 --> 01:38:24,640
The Hippocratical.

2498
01:38:24,640 --> 01:38:26,640
I'm too fucking high!

2499
01:38:26,640 --> 01:38:28,640
Fuck!

2500
01:38:28,640 --> 01:38:30,640
I can't think straight!

2501
01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:32,640
My brain's all scattered!

2502
01:38:32,640 --> 01:38:34,640
Fuck!

2503
01:38:34,640 --> 01:38:36,640
What's the oath that doctors take?

2504
01:38:36,640 --> 01:38:38,640
I don't know!

2505
01:38:38,640 --> 01:38:40,640
Hippocratic fucking oath.

2506
01:38:40,640 --> 01:38:42,640
God fucking damn it, man!

2507
01:38:42,640 --> 01:38:44,640
$1000.

2508
01:38:46,640 --> 01:38:48,640
What is the capital of Australia?

2509
01:38:48,640 --> 01:38:50,640
A, Sydney.

2510
01:38:50,640 --> 01:38:52,640
Sydney. B, Perth.

2511
01:38:52,640 --> 01:38:54,640
Sydney. Don't even... Just go.

2512
01:38:54,640 --> 01:38:56,640
C, Canberra. D, Melbourne.

2513
01:38:56,640 --> 01:38:58,640
It's Sydney! Find an answer?

2514
01:38:58,640 --> 01:39:04,640
Yes!

2515
01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:06,640
It's Melbourne. Really?

2516
01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:08,640
I never thought it was Sydney.

2517
01:39:08,640 --> 01:39:10,640
Really? It's Canberra.

2518
01:39:10,640 --> 01:39:12,640
Really?

2519
01:39:12,640 --> 01:39:14,640
Where? Canberra.

2520
01:39:14,640 --> 01:39:16,640
I've never even fucking heard of it.

2521
01:39:16,640 --> 01:39:18,640
Dude, you're fine. I've never even fucking heard of it.

2522
01:39:18,640 --> 01:39:20,640
I would've said the same thing.

2523
01:39:20,640 --> 01:39:22,640
I don't want to do this. I don't want to do this.

2524
01:39:22,640 --> 01:39:24,640
Here we go.

2525
01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:26,640
I've had smoked sausage.

2526
01:39:26,640 --> 01:39:30,640
You could also, you know, do a ghost pepper, too.

2527
01:39:30,640 --> 01:39:32,640
Or...

2528
01:39:32,640 --> 01:39:34,640
You can postpone this one, potentially.

2529
01:39:34,640 --> 01:39:36,640
Or you can just fucking hit it, bro.

2530
01:39:44,640 --> 01:39:46,640
Dude, if you got hit with that and didn't know it was coming...

2531
01:39:46,640 --> 01:39:48,640
Oh, fuck! Oh, Jesus!

2532
01:39:48,640 --> 01:39:56,640
Cause you can prepare for it.

2533
01:39:56,640 --> 01:39:58,640
Ah!

2534
01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:00,640
Ali Mac, you're going for $2,000.

2535
01:40:00,640 --> 01:40:02,640
Oh, shit.

2536
01:40:02,640 --> 01:40:04,640
Oh, God.

2537
01:40:04,640 --> 01:40:06,640
Oh, God.

2538
01:40:06,640 --> 01:40:08,640
Oh, God.

2539
01:40:08,640 --> 01:40:10,640
Your boy, Benjamin Franklin.

2540
01:40:10,640 --> 01:40:12,640
I fucking hate this guy so much.

2541
01:40:12,640 --> 01:40:14,640
I fucking hate this man just because of this game.

2542
01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:16,640
I fucking hate this man just because of this game.

2543
01:40:16,640 --> 01:40:18,640
I fucking hate this man just because of this game.

2544
01:40:18,640 --> 01:40:20,640
Fucking ask the question.

2545
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:26,640
Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity by using what metal item attached to a kite?

2546
01:40:26,640 --> 01:40:28,640
Ah, it seems a key.

2547
01:40:28,640 --> 01:40:30,640
A, a key. B, screw. C, rod. Penny.

2548
01:40:30,640 --> 01:40:32,640
It was a key.

2549
01:40:32,640 --> 01:40:34,640
Yeah.

2550
01:40:34,640 --> 01:40:36,640
Fine, I'll just...

2551
01:40:36,640 --> 01:40:38,640
Yeah.

2552
01:40:38,640 --> 01:40:40,640
No, bro.

2553
01:40:40,640 --> 01:40:42,640
Not doing it.

2554
01:40:42,640 --> 01:40:44,640
Were you about to fuck me there?

2555
01:40:44,640 --> 01:40:46,640
I just cracked it.

2556
01:40:46,640 --> 01:40:48,640
Just cracked it to see if...

2557
01:40:48,640 --> 01:40:50,640
If you crack it, you get the effect.

2558
01:40:50,640 --> 01:40:52,640
Not like that, like just an eighth of a turn.

2559
01:40:52,640 --> 01:40:54,640
Yeah, you're just like, holy fuck!

2560
01:40:54,640 --> 01:40:56,640
Yeah.

2561
01:40:56,640 --> 01:40:58,640
You did a good job on that one, Alan Dax.

2562
01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:00,640
You got $2,000, you're going for $4,000.

2563
01:41:00,640 --> 01:41:02,640
Early American history, you got it.

2564
01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:04,640
Let's fucking play.

2565
01:41:04,640 --> 01:41:06,640
Let's fucking play.

2566
01:41:06,640 --> 01:41:08,640
Stop that!

2567
01:41:08,640 --> 01:41:10,640
What if he tastes it?

2568
01:41:10,640 --> 01:41:12,640
Don't do that, you'll die.

2569
01:41:12,640 --> 01:41:14,640
$4,000.

2570
01:41:14,640 --> 01:41:16,640
It's ammonia.

2571
01:41:16,640 --> 01:41:18,640
I don't think I'll die.

2572
01:41:18,640 --> 01:41:20,640
Alright, here we go.

2573
01:41:20,640 --> 01:41:22,640
Dihydrogen monoxide.

2574
01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:24,640
Oh, here we fucking go.

2575
01:41:24,640 --> 01:41:26,640
Jesus fucking Christ!

2576
01:41:26,640 --> 01:41:28,640
Go fuck yourself!

2577
01:41:28,640 --> 01:41:30,640
This is easy!

2578
01:41:30,640 --> 01:41:32,640
This is fucking easy!

2579
01:41:32,640 --> 01:41:34,640
I know this and I still have chemistry.

2580
01:41:34,640 --> 01:41:36,640
He didn't even ask the question yet!

2581
01:41:36,640 --> 01:41:38,640
How do you know?

2582
01:41:38,640 --> 01:41:40,640
I didn't know what it's going to be!

2583
01:41:40,640 --> 01:41:42,640
It goes around!

2584
01:41:42,640 --> 01:41:44,640
Dihydrogen monoxide is the chemical name

2585
01:41:44,640 --> 01:41:46,640
for what substance?

2586
01:41:46,640 --> 01:41:50,640
A. Oil, B. Alcohol, C. Water, D. Phyroxide.

2587
01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:54,640
Steven Crowder.

2588
01:41:58,640 --> 01:42:00,640
The fuck did you just ask me?

2589
01:42:04,640 --> 01:42:06,640
Dihydrogen monoxide

2590
01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:08,640
is the chemical name

2591
01:42:08,640 --> 01:42:10,640
for what substance?

2592
01:42:10,640 --> 01:42:14,640
A. Oil, B. Alcohol, C. Water, D. Phyroxide.

2593
01:42:14,640 --> 01:42:16,640
I hope it's alcohol.

2594
01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:20,640
Give him a clue that doesn't give it away.

2595
01:42:22,640 --> 01:42:24,640
Steven Crowder would go around

2596
01:42:24,640 --> 01:42:26,640
and ask people about

2597
01:42:26,640 --> 01:42:28,640
dihydrogen monoxide poisoning.

2598
01:42:28,640 --> 01:42:30,640
I don't know who that is.

2599
01:42:30,640 --> 01:42:32,640
He would go around and ask if

2600
01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:34,640
you should ban that.

2601
01:42:34,640 --> 01:42:36,640
Break it down!

2602
01:42:36,640 --> 01:42:38,640
Break down what it is!

2603
01:42:40,640 --> 01:42:42,640
Just think about the word

2604
01:42:42,640 --> 01:42:44,640
and go over it with us as a group

2605
01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:46,640
and what you think that

2606
01:42:46,640 --> 01:42:48,640
it might mean, each part of that word.

2607
01:42:48,640 --> 01:42:50,640
Dihydrogen.

2608
01:42:50,640 --> 01:42:52,640
What does di mean?

2609
01:42:52,640 --> 01:42:54,640
Oh yes!

2610
01:42:56,640 --> 01:42:58,640
Dihydrogen

2611
01:42:58,640 --> 01:43:00,640
monoxide.

2612
01:43:00,640 --> 01:43:02,640
What does mono mean?

2613
01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:04,640
What does it mean?

2614
01:43:04,640 --> 01:43:06,640
It's one.

2615
01:43:06,640 --> 01:43:08,640
One! Two hydrogen, one what?

2616
01:43:10,640 --> 01:43:12,640
Dihydrogen what?

2617
01:43:12,640 --> 01:43:14,640
Monoxide. A single...

2618
01:43:14,640 --> 01:43:16,640
Monoxide. Oxide. Oxygen.

2619
01:43:16,640 --> 01:43:18,640
How many of them?

2620
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:20,640
One.

2621
01:43:20,640 --> 01:43:22,640
So how many of each thing do you have?

2622
01:43:22,640 --> 01:43:24,640
Two hydrogen and one oxygen.

2623
01:43:24,640 --> 01:43:26,640
So what would that be called in what you know?

2624
01:43:28,640 --> 01:43:30,640
From the chemistry that you know.

2625
01:43:30,640 --> 01:43:32,640
How many hydrogens?

2626
01:43:32,640 --> 01:43:34,640
Let's think of the first letter.

2627
01:43:36,640 --> 01:43:38,640
Let's think of the number and the first letter

2628
01:43:38,640 --> 01:43:40,640
of each one.

2629
01:43:40,640 --> 01:43:42,640
I'm so fucking confused!

2630
01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:46,640
This will give it away. Come on.

2631
01:43:46,640 --> 01:43:48,640
A, oil, B, alcohol, C, water,

2632
01:43:48,640 --> 01:43:50,640
D, peroxide.

2633
01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:52,640
So you got...

2634
01:43:52,640 --> 01:43:54,640
Peroxide?

2635
01:43:54,640 --> 01:43:56,640
Everybody got real quiet there.

2636
01:43:56,640 --> 01:43:58,640
Alright, peroxide!

2637
01:43:58,640 --> 01:44:00,640
No!

2638
01:44:00,640 --> 01:44:02,640
What? No?

2639
01:44:02,640 --> 01:44:04,640
No. No.

2640
01:44:04,640 --> 01:44:06,640
Think about it.

2641
01:44:06,640 --> 01:44:08,640
How many hydrogens?

2642
01:44:08,640 --> 01:44:10,640
You got two of them.

2643
01:44:10,640 --> 01:44:12,640
So how many H's?

2644
01:44:12,640 --> 01:44:14,640
H2.

2645
01:44:18,640 --> 01:44:20,640
It's fucking water you fucking retard!

2646
01:44:20,640 --> 01:44:22,640
It's just like it's been

2647
01:44:22,640 --> 01:44:24,640
a running joke for like 20 years.

2648
01:44:24,640 --> 01:44:26,640
The high hydrogen monoxide thing.

2649
01:44:26,640 --> 01:44:28,640
Cause it's really water.

2650
01:44:28,640 --> 01:44:30,640
You're sucking ass the audience.

2651
01:44:30,640 --> 01:44:32,640
I didn't ask the audience.

2652
01:44:32,640 --> 01:44:34,640
It's fucking water.

2653
01:44:34,640 --> 01:44:36,640
They fucking spoke up. I didn't use my lifeline.

2654
01:44:36,640 --> 01:44:38,640
Oh my god.

2655
01:44:38,640 --> 01:44:40,640
Guys, you guys are fucking

2656
01:44:40,640 --> 01:44:42,640
underestimating how fucking

2657
01:44:42,640 --> 01:44:44,640
ridiculously high I am.

2658
01:44:44,640 --> 01:44:46,640
I don't fucking know where I am.

2659
01:44:46,640 --> 01:44:48,640
You're asking me about the fucking periodic table.

2660
01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:50,640
I can't be stuck together right now.

2661
01:44:50,640 --> 01:44:52,640
I'm not working

2662
01:44:52,640 --> 01:44:54,640
with a full book here.

2663
01:44:54,640 --> 01:44:56,640
Bro, I got a piece of that.

2664
01:44:56,640 --> 01:44:58,640
I'm flipping through the pages. There's like bits and pieces of shit.

2665
01:44:58,640 --> 01:45:00,640
I don't know what's going on.

2666
01:45:00,640 --> 01:45:02,640
Alright, you're going for $8,000 now.

2667
01:45:02,640 --> 01:45:04,640
You're good.

2668
01:45:04,640 --> 01:45:06,640
Use lifeline if you got it.

2669
01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:08,640
Alright, here we go.

2670
01:45:08,640 --> 01:45:10,640
Maybe.

2671
01:45:10,640 --> 01:45:12,640
Saigon, the largest city of Vietnam,

2672
01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:14,640
changed its name in 1975 to honor

2673
01:45:14,640 --> 01:45:16,640
what ruler?

2674
01:45:16,640 --> 01:45:18,640
I don't fucking know.

2675
01:45:18,640 --> 01:45:20,640
A. Sienkasek. B.

2676
01:45:20,640 --> 01:45:22,640
Mao Zedong. C. Pol Pot.

2677
01:45:22,640 --> 01:45:24,640
D. Ho Chi Minh.

2678
01:45:24,640 --> 01:45:26,640
Ho Chi Minh City.

2679
01:45:26,640 --> 01:45:28,640
Yeah.

2680
01:45:28,640 --> 01:45:30,640
Yeah, I think it's Ho Chi Minh.

2681
01:45:30,640 --> 01:45:32,640
You can't fucking name a city after Pol Pot.

2682
01:45:32,640 --> 01:45:38,640
I fucking was responsible for so many people dying.

2683
01:45:38,640 --> 01:45:40,640
Yeah, it's Ho Chi Minh City.

2684
01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:42,640
Well, Ho Chi Minh was a communist dictator too.

2685
01:45:42,640 --> 01:45:44,640
Yeah, but you know,

2686
01:45:44,640 --> 01:45:46,640
his name sounds better for a city.

2687
01:45:46,640 --> 01:45:48,640
See, I didn't know that.

2688
01:45:48,640 --> 01:45:50,640
No clue.

2689
01:45:50,640 --> 01:45:52,640
I think I'm going with the dong guy.

2690
01:45:52,640 --> 01:45:54,640
Mao Zedong?

2691
01:45:54,640 --> 01:45:56,640
Mao Zedong.

2692
01:45:56,640 --> 01:45:58,640
Going for $16,000.

2693
01:45:58,640 --> 01:46:00,640
Going for $16,000.

2694
01:46:00,640 --> 01:46:06,640
Which alcoholic drink is made by fermenting juniper berries?

2695
01:46:06,640 --> 01:46:08,640
A. Rum.

2696
01:46:08,640 --> 01:46:10,640
B. Gin.

2697
01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:12,640
C. Brandy. D. Cognac.

2698
01:46:12,640 --> 01:46:16,640
I'm probably going to use my double dip on this one.

2699
01:46:16,640 --> 01:46:18,640
Said gin.

2700
01:46:18,640 --> 01:46:20,640
Rum.

2701
01:46:20,640 --> 01:46:22,640
A. Rum.

2702
01:46:22,640 --> 01:46:24,640
B. Gin.

2703
01:46:24,640 --> 01:46:26,640
C. Brandy. D. Cognac.

2704
01:46:26,640 --> 01:46:28,640
Do you know this one, Tyler?

2705
01:46:28,640 --> 01:46:30,640
I think I know what it is.

2706
01:46:30,640 --> 01:46:34,640
Because I'm just eliminating ones that I know.

2707
01:46:34,640 --> 01:46:36,640
I have an idea.

2708
01:46:36,640 --> 01:46:38,640
Because I know I can take off like three of them.

2709
01:46:38,640 --> 01:46:40,640
Or two of them, at least.

2710
01:46:40,640 --> 01:46:42,640
Sorry, just bring me the answers again.

2711
01:46:42,640 --> 01:46:46,640
I literally can't remember what you said five seconds ago.

2712
01:46:46,640 --> 01:46:50,640
Which alcoholic drink is made by fermenting juniper berries?

2713
01:46:50,640 --> 01:46:52,640
A. Rum.

2714
01:46:52,640 --> 01:46:54,640
B. Gin.

2715
01:46:54,640 --> 01:46:56,640
C. Brandy. D. Cognac.

2716
01:46:56,640 --> 01:47:00,640
I would go with one of them.

2717
01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:06,640
Juniper.

2718
01:47:06,640 --> 01:47:10,640
Alright, wait, so there was...

2719
01:47:10,640 --> 01:47:12,640
Have you had all of these drinks?

2720
01:47:12,640 --> 01:47:14,640
Gin. Yes, I have.

2721
01:47:14,640 --> 01:47:16,640
Rum. Gin. Brandy.

2722
01:47:16,640 --> 01:47:18,640
Cognac. Brandy.

2723
01:47:18,640 --> 01:47:24,640
Is there anything memorable about any of them?

2724
01:47:24,640 --> 01:47:28,640
Did pirates have juniper berries?

2725
01:47:28,640 --> 01:47:30,640
Fuckin' no.

2726
01:47:30,640 --> 01:47:32,640
Fuck am I...

2727
01:47:32,640 --> 01:47:36,640
I don't know what a fucking juniper berry is, dude.

2728
01:47:36,640 --> 01:47:38,640
Can I just take one away?

2729
01:47:38,640 --> 01:47:40,640
If you want to use a 50-50?

2730
01:47:40,640 --> 01:47:42,640
No.

2731
01:47:42,640 --> 01:47:44,640
I'm gonna go with gin.

2732
01:47:44,640 --> 01:47:48,640
I'm gonna go with gin.

2733
01:47:48,640 --> 01:47:50,640
That's what a Pathfinder would...

2734
01:47:50,640 --> 01:47:52,640
I would go with.

2735
01:47:52,640 --> 01:47:54,640
Don't keep asking me.

2736
01:47:54,640 --> 01:47:56,640
What?

2737
01:47:56,640 --> 01:47:58,640
Don't keep asking me.

2738
01:47:58,640 --> 01:48:00,640
Fuck.

2739
01:48:00,640 --> 01:48:02,640
I just know one completely.

2740
01:48:02,640 --> 01:48:04,640
That's really all.

2741
01:48:04,640 --> 01:48:06,640
I know one is...

2742
01:48:06,640 --> 01:48:08,640
Gin, lock it in.

2743
01:48:08,640 --> 01:48:10,640
I know one is made out of sugar, like molasses.

2744
01:48:10,640 --> 01:48:12,640
I feel like it's brandy.

2745
01:48:12,640 --> 01:48:14,640
You might be right, though.

2746
01:48:14,640 --> 01:48:16,640
Is that just a guess?

2747
01:48:16,640 --> 01:48:18,640
That was entirely a guess.

2748
01:48:20,640 --> 01:48:22,640
Wow.

2749
01:48:22,640 --> 01:48:24,640
No, because rum is made out of molasses.

2750
01:48:24,640 --> 01:48:26,640
You got it right.

2751
01:48:26,640 --> 01:48:28,640
Brandy is like whiskey, like grain.

2752
01:48:28,640 --> 01:48:30,640
It's a leaf.

2753
01:48:30,640 --> 01:48:32,640
And what was the other one?

2754
01:48:32,640 --> 01:48:34,640
Cognac?

2755
01:48:34,640 --> 01:48:36,640
Cognac.

2756
01:48:36,640 --> 01:48:38,640
It's a Henny.

2757
01:48:38,640 --> 01:48:40,640
See, I thought brandy was made out of some sort of berries.

2758
01:48:40,640 --> 01:48:42,640
Nah, brandy is like grain.

2759
01:48:42,640 --> 01:48:44,640
There we go.

2760
01:48:44,640 --> 01:48:46,640
You got that wrong rate.

2761
01:48:46,640 --> 01:48:48,640
You're going for $25,000.

2762
01:48:48,640 --> 01:48:50,640
I just knew rum was off the table

2763
01:48:50,640 --> 01:48:52,640
because it was made out of molasses.

2764
01:48:52,640 --> 01:48:54,640
Yep. Or sugar.

2765
01:48:54,640 --> 01:48:56,640
Cognac is made from...

2766
01:48:56,640 --> 01:48:58,640
Brandy is made from wine.

2767
01:48:58,640 --> 01:49:00,640
Brandy is made from wine?

2768
01:49:00,640 --> 01:49:02,640
From grapes, yep.

2769
01:49:02,640 --> 01:49:04,640
No shit.

2770
01:49:04,640 --> 01:49:06,640
Brandy, you're a fine girl.

2771
01:49:06,640 --> 01:49:08,640
I'm trying to get myself like sober off this.

2772
01:49:08,640 --> 01:49:10,640
What a good wife you would be.

2773
01:49:10,640 --> 01:49:12,640
$25,000.

2774
01:49:12,640 --> 01:49:14,640
You just got three lifelines going back.

2775
01:49:14,640 --> 01:49:16,640
Complete the name of this 1967 Beatles song.

2776
01:49:16,640 --> 01:49:18,640
I am the blank.

2777
01:49:18,640 --> 01:49:20,640
A. Highway.

2778
01:49:20,640 --> 01:49:22,640
B. Phoenix.

2779
01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:24,640
C. Envy.

2780
01:49:24,640 --> 01:49:26,640
D. Walrus.

2781
01:49:26,640 --> 01:49:28,640
I hate the Beatles and I want fucking

2782
01:49:28,640 --> 01:49:30,640
to revive

2783
01:49:30,640 --> 01:49:32,640
John Lennon just to kill him again.

2784
01:49:32,640 --> 01:49:34,640
John Lennon wasn't...

2785
01:49:34,640 --> 01:49:36,640
Fuck John Lennon.

2786
01:49:36,640 --> 01:49:38,640
Can I get the...

2787
01:49:38,640 --> 01:49:40,640
Yeah, complete the name of the Beatles song.

2788
01:49:40,640 --> 01:49:42,640
1967.

2789
01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:44,640
I am the blank.

2790
01:49:44,640 --> 01:49:46,640
A. Highway.

2791
01:49:46,640 --> 01:49:48,640
B. Phoenix.

2792
01:49:48,640 --> 01:49:50,640
C. Envy. D. Walrus.

2793
01:49:58,640 --> 01:50:00,640
I don't know this one.

2794
01:50:00,640 --> 01:50:02,640
I would be fucked.

2795
01:50:02,640 --> 01:50:04,640
I'm gonna double dip with A and C.

2796
01:50:08,640 --> 01:50:10,640
Envy and Highway.

2797
01:50:10,640 --> 01:50:12,640
We're gonna double dip with them.

2798
01:50:12,640 --> 01:50:14,640
Well, you can go for one first.

2799
01:50:14,640 --> 01:50:16,640
Which one do you go for first?

2800
01:50:16,640 --> 01:50:20,640
Do I retain the lifeline if I get it?

2801
01:50:20,640 --> 01:50:22,640
No.

2802
01:50:22,640 --> 01:50:24,640
What?

2803
01:50:24,640 --> 01:50:26,640
Well, you said I go for one first.

2804
01:50:26,640 --> 01:50:28,640
Oh yeah, if you want to go for one first, you can.

2805
01:50:28,640 --> 01:50:30,640
Okay, so at this point it really is just a second chance.

2806
01:50:30,640 --> 01:50:32,640
Sure.

2807
01:50:32,640 --> 01:50:34,640
But you don't automatically get the question.

2808
01:50:34,640 --> 01:50:36,640
You just get to guess again.

2809
01:50:40,640 --> 01:50:42,640
I mean, if you don't know at all,

2810
01:50:42,640 --> 01:50:44,640
I would use Don Juan

2811
01:50:44,640 --> 01:50:46,640
or something.

2812
01:50:50,640 --> 01:50:52,640
Don Juan's gotta look it up.

2813
01:50:52,640 --> 01:50:54,640
Don Juan?

2814
01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:56,640
Damn, don't lose the question again.

2815
01:50:56,640 --> 01:50:58,640
Alright, we're getting Don Juan on the board.

2816
01:50:58,640 --> 01:51:00,640
I didn't know if I was committing to that yet, but okay.

2817
01:51:00,640 --> 01:51:02,640
I guess we're using Don Juan.

2818
01:51:02,640 --> 01:51:04,640
You want to use Don Juan?

2819
01:51:04,640 --> 01:51:06,640
I don't know. I feel like I got it.

2820
01:51:06,640 --> 01:51:08,640
Alright.

2821
01:51:08,640 --> 01:51:10,640
Complete the name of the 1967 Beatles song.

2822
01:51:10,640 --> 01:51:12,640
Wait, alright.

2823
01:51:12,640 --> 01:51:14,640
Complete the name of the 1967 Beatles song.

2824
01:51:14,640 --> 01:51:16,640
I am the blank.

2825
01:51:16,640 --> 01:51:18,640
A, Highway, B, Phoenix, C, Envy, D, Walrus.

2826
01:51:24,640 --> 01:51:26,640
I'm gonna double dip with them.

2827
01:51:26,640 --> 01:51:28,640
We're gonna get Don Juan on the horn here.

2828
01:51:30,640 --> 01:51:32,640
I can never understand what the fuck he says.

2829
01:51:34,640 --> 01:51:36,640
Fucking Don.

2830
01:51:36,640 --> 01:51:38,640
It's always the fucking Don.

2831
01:51:38,640 --> 01:51:40,640
It's always the fucking Don, man.

2832
01:51:42,640 --> 01:51:44,640
I'm gonna go on his ass on the fucking messenger

2833
01:51:44,640 --> 01:51:46,640
because I know what his number is.

2834
01:51:50,640 --> 01:51:52,640
I'm gonna go on his ass on the fucking messenger

2835
01:51:52,640 --> 01:51:54,640
because I know what his number is.

2836
01:51:54,640 --> 01:51:56,640
I'm gonna go on his ass on the fucking messenger

2837
01:51:56,640 --> 01:51:58,640
because I know what his number is.

2838
01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:06,640
Welcome to the Cubs zone.

2839
01:52:06,640 --> 01:52:08,640
Welcome to the Cubs zone.

2840
01:52:08,640 --> 01:52:10,640
Welcome to the Cubs zone.

2841
01:52:10,640 --> 01:52:12,640
Welcome to the Cubs zone.

2842
01:52:12,640 --> 01:52:14,640
Don, my bad.

2843
01:52:20,640 --> 01:52:22,640
Damn, don, yo, what up.

2844
01:52:22,640 --> 01:52:28,320
we doing Don? Yeah, Don bod. What was the name of the Beatles song in 1967? I am the

2845
01:52:28,320 --> 01:52:50,520
blank. Yeah, it's a highway B Phoenix CNV D walrus. Wait, hold on. I'm as fucked up

2846
01:52:50,520 --> 01:53:04,880
as Don Juan is right now. A highway B Phoenix CNV B walrus. No, give me the options again.

2847
01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:14,720
It's black and with a mustache. A highway B Phoenix CNV D walrus. Oh, it's a walrus?

2848
01:53:14,720 --> 01:53:21,480
Damn dude. Damn. It's a fucking. Damn dude. We're gonna go. Thank you Donnie. Thank you

2849
01:53:21,480 --> 01:53:30,960
Donnie. I think you helped me out enough with this one. Welcome to a force come. We're gonna

2850
01:53:30,960 --> 01:53:48,920
go walrus. I guess we're gonna go. Also, Dan seems to be returning to the podcast. Oh,

2851
01:53:48,920 --> 01:53:54,480
what's up, Dan? Oh, you gotta go to bathroom. Yeah, I gotta take a piss. Actually hold on

2852
01:53:54,480 --> 01:53:58,520
one sec. I'll be back. Talk about the question. You ever heard of the song I am the walrus?

2853
01:53:58,520 --> 01:54:07,800
No. Oh my god. Ali back. We should play Terraria when we get out of here. You should play it.

2854
01:54:07,800 --> 01:54:15,240
It's fucking sick. I've been awake for like 40. Don't be. Ali back. You're going for $50,000.

2855
01:54:15,240 --> 01:54:27,520
Yay. All right. In chess, which piece can only move diagonally? A queen B Ruck C Knight

2856
01:54:27,520 --> 01:54:33,560
D Bishop Bishop. My man. Bishop. Because I taught you how to play chess, right? Well,

2857
01:54:33,560 --> 01:54:38,400
I already I knew I knew like the moves and shit, but I just never played it. Just as

2858
01:54:38,400 --> 01:54:42,120
fan. I mean, you taught me like the nitty gritty stuff like if the pawn makes to the

2859
01:54:42,120 --> 01:54:47,800
other end and yeah, it can be how to prioritize your position. I knew how we all the pieces

2860
01:54:47,800 --> 01:55:05,000
moved. I didn't know they had like rankings. Yes. That's correct. Thank you. 100,000. You're

2861
01:55:05,000 --> 01:55:12,480
going to come. I'm gonna come. You're gonna come. Horse come. What temperature does world

2862
01:55:12,480 --> 01:55:23,680
water boil? What temperature does water boil at in Fahrenheit? Well, it's 100 Celsius. A

2863
01:55:23,680 --> 01:55:37,680
212 B 100 B 259 C 313 D 451. Remember the book title. I knew I had it already, but yeah,

2864
01:55:37,680 --> 01:55:46,840
we're going to go with 451. Yes, it was a play. Like the title of the book was a play

2865
01:55:46,840 --> 01:55:56,880
on boiling point. 451 is the temperature that paper burns because they were burning right.

2866
01:55:56,880 --> 01:56:07,920
I'm a fucking retard. I'll take the hit on that. Completely swayed my thought process.

2867
01:56:07,920 --> 01:56:14,240
I don't even know what I thought it was fucking that 212. Oh really? Yep. Paper burns hotter.

2868
01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:28,080
Really? No shit. Waters liquid. Right. Fuck man. Ain't good is it? No. No, I ain't very

2869
01:56:28,080 --> 01:56:35,040
far. Oh shit. $250,000 sports question for you. So Tyler did take the hit off that one

2870
01:56:35,040 --> 01:56:39,920
for you. Yeah. He deserved it because he answered the question. I thought of the book title

2871
01:56:39,920 --> 01:56:45,040
because I'm like, oh yeah, it's like boiling point. Sports question for you. In cricket,

2872
01:56:45,040 --> 01:56:52,800
the equivalent of the pitcher would be the A tosser, B shaker, C bowler, D wicket keeper.

2873
01:56:52,800 --> 01:57:07,680
That's the bowler. That's the bowler. Really? Sure. I thought it was the tosser. I didn't

2874
01:57:07,680 --> 01:57:11,360
just looked into it a little bit because I was like, what the fuck are the rules of this

2875
01:57:11,360 --> 01:57:15,440
sport? And I remember a little bit of a window. Don't they have like a run back and forth

2876
01:57:15,440 --> 01:57:18,160
too and shit instead of doing the base and fuck it. Yeah. That's how you get runs or

2877
01:57:18,160 --> 01:57:29,360
points. Yep. Okay. You're off to $500,000. Okay. Come, come, come, come, come, come,

2878
01:57:29,360 --> 01:57:36,720
come. The only problem is that like a phonofren here isn't really going to work. No, you got

2879
01:57:36,720 --> 01:57:44,320
50, 50 and double dip. Okay. In physics, the term, this term is defined as how fast an

2880
01:57:44,320 --> 01:57:54,720
object travels over time in a certain direction. A speed B velocity, C acceleration, D momentum.

2881
01:57:56,640 --> 01:58:01,920
Dude, all of those could be, I want to say that's velocity, but ask the question again.

2882
01:58:01,920 --> 01:58:07,920
In physics, this term is defined as how fast an object travels over time in a certain direction.

2883
01:58:08,640 --> 01:58:12,720
Because acceleration is the act of speeding up. So that's out.

2884
01:58:15,760 --> 01:58:24,400
Speed. And then what was D? Momentum, A speed B velocity, C acceleration, D momentum.

2885
01:58:24,400 --> 01:58:35,200
You might need this. I'm sorry. Give me, give me all four one more time. A speed B velocity,

2886
01:58:35,200 --> 01:58:43,920
C acceleration, D momentum. It really could be A, B or D. I just don't know what the technical

2887
01:58:43,920 --> 01:58:53,520
terms, I don't want to say it's momentum, but I guess. Fuck it. All right. I'm going to do,

2888
01:58:53,520 --> 01:58:58,320
can I do, I'm going to do a double dip. All right. What's your first answer?

2889
01:58:58,320 --> 01:59:03,520
Because I would do a 50, 50, but if you took out fucking acceleration, then that would fucking

2890
01:59:03,520 --> 01:59:08,320
obliterate me because I already know that's not it. What's your first answer?

2891
01:59:08,320 --> 01:59:14,240
My first answer. We're going to go with velocity. Final answer.

2892
01:59:14,240 --> 01:59:29,760
Oh, you got it. I really, I was really, I, like, I just held velocity. Just that, that was my gut

2893
01:59:29,760 --> 01:59:34,240
there. Did you see fucking John Wick four yet? No, I need to. I haven't seen it. I might see it

2894
01:59:34,240 --> 01:59:38,800
tomorrow. I might see tomorrow too. All right. You're on the million million dollar question.

2895
01:59:38,800 --> 01:59:45,280
One lifeline left is a 50, 50. That's a fucking good lifeline. Wait, my double dip gets taken.

2896
01:59:45,280 --> 01:59:50,160
Yep. But I fucking got it. All right.

2897
01:59:56,880 --> 02:00:07,120
Million dollars. The fuck was that? Okay. He's awake now. It's going to be like, what animal did

2898
02:00:07,120 --> 02:00:14,960
I just try to win? Hey, a kitten. The smallest bone in the body is located in the

2899
02:00:16,560 --> 02:00:25,600
a neck, B nose, C pinky toe, D ear. That's a tough one.

2900
02:00:25,600 --> 02:00:35,440
I mean, it can't hurt to use a 50, 50. Yeah. Just use a 50. Yeah. Fire in the 50, 50 now.

2901
02:00:40,960 --> 02:00:43,200
If you give me nose and ear, I'm going to beat the shit out of you.

2902
02:00:44,960 --> 02:00:50,240
Well, that's why people don't say it. All right. All right, Mac, we're going to,

2903
02:00:50,240 --> 02:00:58,160
we're going to eliminate A neck and D ear. Oh no, I'm sorry. A neck and C pinky toe. So

2904
02:00:58,160 --> 02:01:01,840
options are B nose and D ear. So he just gave you the answer.

2905
02:01:05,200 --> 02:01:10,960
No, no, no. The options are B nose, D ear. Yeah. He gave you the answer though.

2906
02:01:12,480 --> 02:01:18,320
Just go with nose. He basically said that it was nose. No, I didn't. I didn't say that was anything.

2907
02:01:18,320 --> 02:01:23,360
Yeah. But you said you eliminated that. You eliminated another one. Yeah. When you're like,

2908
02:01:23,360 --> 02:01:27,920
oh yeah. Unless you misspoke, in which case you just completely fucked my answer here,

2909
02:01:27,920 --> 02:01:34,240
but I'm going to go with nose. And if you just fucking destroyed me because you misspoke on it,

2910
02:01:34,240 --> 02:01:41,680
I want a fucking redo question. Cause that's fucking bullshit. If you just fucked me there

2911
02:01:41,680 --> 02:01:47,120
because I can't get my mind off that now because I need to know if you made that mistake on purpose.

2912
02:01:47,120 --> 02:01:50,960
Mac, we're not, we're not going to think about this like how I speak. We're going to think

2913
02:01:50,960 --> 02:01:57,360
about this about how the question is. The smallest bone in the body is in the nose or the ear.

2914
02:01:59,600 --> 02:02:03,120
You're trying to fucking sway me off a nose because you already gave me the answer,

2915
02:02:03,120 --> 02:02:09,200
you piece of shit. Go with nose. Yeah. That's my final answer.

2916
02:02:09,200 --> 02:02:19,360
Yeah, that's cool. You fucking piece of shit. I just misspoke. Yeah. And if you completely

2917
02:02:19,360 --> 02:02:24,480
fucking swayed my talk. Give him another question. All right. I'm fucking playing under protest again.

2918
02:02:24,480 --> 02:02:29,920
You're playing under protest. This is bullshit. Yo, I still got my 50-50 too.

2919
02:02:29,920 --> 02:02:34,480
The hobby of the population of brown bears. Allie Baccar, I got another question for you.

2920
02:02:34,480 --> 02:02:36,480
Is this like an old movie? Yeah.

2921
02:02:36,480 --> 02:02:41,440
I got another question for you. Is this like an on the fly question here? Yeah. Okay.

2922
02:02:42,800 --> 02:02:47,280
You're going to give me a base off another. This is based on the founding father.

2923
02:02:47,280 --> 02:02:48,800
Yeah. Here we fucking go.

2924
02:02:50,400 --> 02:02:54,000
Carl Marx, the only back who was the first democratic president,

2925
02:02:54,960 --> 02:03:02,160
first member president from the democratic party. All right. A Thomas Jefferson,

2926
02:03:02,160 --> 02:03:11,200
B Andrew Jackson, C John Adams, D Samuel Adams. All right. So I'm going to use my 50-50 here.

2927
02:03:12,560 --> 02:03:17,760
That doesn't count. No, you fucked the whole question, Casey. No, give me my 50-50.

2928
02:03:19,200 --> 02:03:24,880
Son of a bitch. Dude, Afghanistan has 200 brown bears. All right. We're going to split it between

2929
02:03:24,880 --> 02:03:34,400
Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson. Andrew Jackson. Oh, I can't, I can't help you with that.

2930
02:03:34,400 --> 02:03:38,640
Andrew Jackson was bat shit. First, first president from the democratic party.

2931
02:03:38,640 --> 02:03:43,920
I just feel like he had to be fucking Republican because he was fucking out of his mind.

2932
02:03:45,200 --> 02:03:50,400
The parties were different back then, bro. Yeah, but still he lost his fucking marbles.

2933
02:03:50,400 --> 02:03:57,840
North Korea has 500 bears. That's crazy. The first democratic president was Thomas Jefferson

2934
02:03:57,840 --> 02:04:04,240
or Andrew Jackson. Why do I want to say you TJ?

2935
02:04:08,560 --> 02:04:13,200
Have you already asked me this one on a different? No, I asked you who the first Republican president

2936
02:04:13,200 --> 02:04:18,240
was. And I could have sworn I answered Thomas Jefferson because George Washington. The answer

2937
02:04:18,240 --> 02:04:24,400
was Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, because George Washington wasn't any party. He was George Washington.

2938
02:04:28,080 --> 02:04:30,880
Fuck, I didn't see how many fucking bears were in the United States.

2939
02:04:30,880 --> 02:04:33,280
Wait, so it's Andrew Jackson and Thomas Jefferson.

2940
02:04:35,680 --> 02:04:41,760
I'm going to go with the J-dog. Croatia has 1200 bears. I'm going to go with the J-dog.

2941
02:04:41,760 --> 02:04:42,960
Are you sure? No.

2942
02:04:42,960 --> 02:04:52,640
Oh, Finland has 1600 bears. Japan has 2000. We're going to go with the J-dog.

2943
02:04:54,000 --> 02:04:57,760
No, I don't know, man. Which one?

2944
02:04:57,760 --> 02:05:02,240
Sweden has. They're both J. Oh, I got Jackson.

2945
02:05:02,240 --> 02:05:04,560
What? I met Jackson.

2946
02:05:04,560 --> 02:05:09,280
Oh, well, they're Jefferson or Jackson. I know. There's a lot of bears.

2947
02:05:09,280 --> 02:05:15,520
There's TJ and then there's the J-dog. Canada has 25000 bears.

2948
02:05:17,520 --> 02:05:21,840
Fuck, man, that's crazy. The United States has 32000 bears.

2949
02:05:21,840 --> 02:05:23,280
We're going to flip a coin for this one.

2950
02:05:24,640 --> 02:05:26,400
All right, adds it's going to be TJ.

2951
02:05:26,400 --> 02:05:28,800
Who has more bears than the United States?

2952
02:05:30,160 --> 02:05:34,320
Flip a coin. That's a lot of bears.

2953
02:05:34,320 --> 02:05:41,040
This tells me going Andrew Jackson. Yeah, it's not him.

2954
02:05:41,040 --> 02:05:44,480
I think he's no way. It's got to be Thomas Jefferson.

2955
02:05:44,480 --> 02:05:48,720
I think it's Thomas Jefferson. Yeah, I think that's what I was going to flip the coin.

2956
02:05:49,280 --> 02:05:52,240
I think it's not. We'll lead to the answer on the coin.

2957
02:05:53,280 --> 02:05:55,600
Wait, wait, wait. Can I still change it?

2958
02:05:57,120 --> 02:05:58,240
No, he locked. He did the lock.

2959
02:05:58,240 --> 02:06:03,200
He got it right. Andrew Jackson.

2960
02:06:03,920 --> 02:06:07,360
Andrew Jackson was fucking insane. Can we talk about Andrew Jackson?

2961
02:06:07,360 --> 02:06:10,640
Sure. Andrew Jackson was a fucking maniac.

2962
02:06:10,640 --> 02:06:14,160
That guy do like over a hundred people. Yeah, I know.

2963
02:06:14,160 --> 02:06:17,200
On the White House lawn, he do like a hundred people.

2964
02:06:17,760 --> 02:06:20,320
He just fucking shot people because he wanted to.

2965
02:06:21,360 --> 02:06:23,600
So Andrew Jackson was the first Democrat.

2966
02:06:24,560 --> 02:06:27,280
Yeah, because he was the one that already was the first one.

2967
02:06:27,280 --> 02:06:31,360
No, no, no. He had like the party and shit back then too.

2968
02:06:31,360 --> 02:06:33,360
Yeah, that's a party though. Yeah. All right.

2969
02:06:33,360 --> 02:06:37,280
That's so party. Yeah, they had the Democratic Republican Party.

2970
02:06:37,280 --> 02:06:38,240
Right. Right.

2971
02:06:38,240 --> 02:06:41,120
And the week party. That's that's what it was.

2972
02:06:41,120 --> 02:06:45,360
So John Adams was from and they had the federal Federalist Party.

2973
02:06:45,360 --> 02:06:46,400
They did. They did.

2974
02:06:46,400 --> 02:06:48,560
John also had a fuck. There's one other one.

2975
02:06:49,600 --> 02:06:51,840
It's similar to Turkey. I think. Oh, fuck.

2976
02:06:51,840 --> 02:06:53,760
Yeah, but they never got elected president.

2977
02:06:53,760 --> 02:06:55,840
Yeah. What the fuck were they called?

2978
02:06:55,840 --> 02:07:00,000
I don't know. So John Adams was the first Federalist president

2979
02:07:00,000 --> 02:07:03,760
and Thomas Jefferson was the first Democratic Republican president.

2980
02:07:03,760 --> 02:07:07,120
Right. So technically we need a third party to get in the mix.

2981
02:07:07,920 --> 02:07:08,880
I say the fucking bowl.

2982
02:07:08,880 --> 02:07:12,400
And then the fucking Democrat Party came along with Andrew Jackson.

2983
02:07:12,400 --> 02:07:14,400
Yeah. And the fucking Republicans came along.

2984
02:07:14,400 --> 02:07:18,560
I think that I think that they should fucking have the Bull Moose Party back

2985
02:07:18,560 --> 02:07:21,040
because the Bull Moose Party is badass. Teddy Roosevelt.

2986
02:07:21,040 --> 02:07:23,040
Teddy Roosevelt fucking the Bull Moose Party.

2987
02:07:23,040 --> 02:07:26,080
Fucking dude gets shot while giving a speech.

2988
02:07:26,080 --> 02:07:29,120
Fucking told the guy he was a bad shot and kept giving the speech.

2989
02:07:31,440 --> 02:07:33,760
He's going. And at the end of his goddamn speech, he goes,

2990
02:07:33,760 --> 02:07:36,960
and you can't kill this bull moose.

2991
02:07:36,960 --> 02:07:38,080
And everybody's like, yeah.

2992
02:07:40,800 --> 02:07:42,640
Do we need Teddy? I'd vote for Teddy.

2993
02:07:42,640 --> 02:07:45,440
Fuck. Yeah. I like to revive Teddy.

2994
02:07:46,240 --> 02:07:48,080
Is Teddy someone we can all agree on?

2995
02:07:48,080 --> 02:07:48,800
Yeah. Wow.

2996
02:07:48,800 --> 02:07:49,680
Sure. Yeah.

2997
02:07:49,680 --> 02:07:51,760
That's crazy. We actually agree on something.

2998
02:07:51,760 --> 02:07:54,800
Teddy was fucking awesome. Wasn't Teddy a Republican?

2999
02:07:54,800 --> 02:08:00,160
Teddy was a fucking anti like, uh, you originally ran as a Republican.

3000
02:08:00,160 --> 02:08:03,520
He was a Republican. Then he ran under the Bull Moose because Taft was a

3001
02:08:03,520 --> 02:08:07,440
Republican and he had to run against Taft because Taffy in a scumbag.

3002
02:08:07,440 --> 02:08:10,240
And Taffy was too fat. And that was just a fat.

3003
02:08:10,240 --> 02:08:13,680
He was like 400 pounds. Yeah. They had to make new bathtubs.

3004
02:08:13,680 --> 02:08:17,360
Yeah. That's actually a true fact.

3005
02:08:17,360 --> 02:08:21,600
Fuck. But yeah, Teddy almost won with a party that he just made up.

3006
02:08:24,240 --> 02:08:26,560
Teddy's just like, that would have been huge.

3007
02:08:26,560 --> 02:08:30,000
Oh yeah. But like Teddy's like, I'm making the fucking bull moose party.

3008
02:08:30,000 --> 02:08:31,760
And everybody's like, all right, cool.

3009
02:08:31,760 --> 02:08:34,320
Yeah. Yeah. Actually, I am registered as a bull moose.

3010
02:08:35,920 --> 02:08:40,720
That's like, I'm like registered Democrat, but I vote for the green party.

3011
02:08:40,720 --> 02:08:44,320
I'm registered as a bull moose party or I vote for Democrat.

3012
02:08:44,320 --> 02:08:47,920
But Ellie Mac, did you vote in the last election?

3013
02:08:47,920 --> 02:08:49,760
I did. Who'd you vote for?

3014
02:08:49,760 --> 02:08:53,920
I was well, in the midterms, I voted right across the board.

3015
02:08:55,040 --> 02:08:57,840
But this last 2022.

3016
02:08:57,840 --> 02:09:00,240
So in 2020, who'd you vote for for president?

3017
02:09:02,400 --> 02:09:06,160
I voted for Biden, but I.

3018
02:09:06,160 --> 02:09:08,160
So why do you vote Republican?

3019
02:09:08,160 --> 02:09:09,840
What? Why'd you vote Republican?

3020
02:09:09,840 --> 02:09:12,560
Because my views have changed in between that time.

3021
02:09:12,560 --> 02:09:15,360
I voted for Donald J. Trump twice.

3022
02:09:16,240 --> 02:09:19,600
It's weird. It's just like the more thought I gave politics,

3023
02:09:19,600 --> 02:09:21,600
I've just been a little bit more right.

3024
02:09:21,600 --> 02:09:25,600
I used to be left leaning independent, but now I'm more on the right side of things.

3025
02:09:25,600 --> 02:09:26,560
I'm a bull moose.

3026
02:09:26,560 --> 02:09:27,680
Fuck the fucking Democrats.

3027
02:09:27,680 --> 02:09:28,480
Like, I don't know.

3028
02:09:28,480 --> 02:09:33,280
There's just the Democrats are taking shit a little bit too far.

3029
02:09:33,280 --> 02:09:33,840
A lot.

3030
02:09:33,840 --> 02:09:35,360
They're a fucking bunch of pussies.

3031
02:09:36,000 --> 02:09:38,320
They're different than they were a couple of years ago.

3032
02:09:38,320 --> 02:09:40,480
And it's they're they lost me.

3033
02:09:40,480 --> 02:09:43,120
And I just have zero faith in Joe Biden.

3034
02:09:43,120 --> 02:09:43,520
I just.

3035
02:09:43,520 --> 02:09:46,160
Yeah, but you can't go to the Republicans because they're not.

3036
02:09:46,160 --> 02:09:47,360
I mean, I agree with you.

3037
02:09:47,360 --> 02:09:48,000
It's not that.

3038
02:09:48,000 --> 02:09:50,640
I agree with you, but he's got a brain now.

3039
02:09:50,640 --> 02:09:51,200
That's it.

3040
02:09:51,200 --> 02:09:52,160
So we've gone.

3041
02:09:52,160 --> 02:09:55,040
We've gone to a parasite in his brain like you have.

3042
02:09:55,040 --> 02:09:56,160
What's called communism?

3043
02:09:56,160 --> 02:09:58,080
I'm not for the Democratic Party.

3044
02:09:58,080 --> 02:10:00,160
You're for the Communist fucking Party of America.

3045
02:10:00,160 --> 02:10:00,720
But what I'm saying.

3046
02:10:00,720 --> 02:10:02,160
I'm for thinking for yourself.

3047
02:10:02,720 --> 02:10:06,240
What I'm saying, though, is that it's not just the anti-democrat shit.

3048
02:10:06,240 --> 02:10:10,000
Like you hear the way I talk about political issues on here.

3049
02:10:10,000 --> 02:10:10,880
He's a Republican.

3050
02:10:10,880 --> 02:10:13,920
I am a strong supporter of like the Second Amendment.

3051
02:10:13,920 --> 02:10:14,960
God damn right.

3052
02:10:14,960 --> 02:10:20,240
Go into all these like when we talk about like cancel culture and all that shit,

3053
02:10:20,240 --> 02:10:24,080
all that shit's coming from the left that none of that shit fucking comes.

3054
02:10:24,080 --> 02:10:27,120
Of course, I heard a commercial the other day that was like,

3055
02:10:27,120 --> 02:10:30,880
do you have Instagram addiction that you can sue fucking Facebook?

3056
02:10:30,880 --> 02:10:32,480
Yeah, it's fucking retarded.

3057
02:10:32,480 --> 02:10:33,440
That is retarded.

3058
02:10:33,440 --> 02:10:37,600
Yeah, and then the but then I also talked about like health care and stuff like that.

3059
02:10:37,600 --> 02:10:43,200
Like I am just I am more right wing in my beliefs than I used to be a while ago.

3060
02:10:43,840 --> 02:10:44,640
Fuck.

3061
02:10:44,640 --> 02:10:45,200
I'm sorry.

3062
02:10:46,880 --> 02:10:48,320
That sounded fucking wet.

3063
02:10:51,360 --> 02:10:52,880
What did that sound like in the headphone?

3064
02:10:57,200 --> 02:11:00,560
Big fucking you can strand slap the old news.

3065
02:11:01,920 --> 02:11:03,600
Front of the fucking microphone.

3066
02:11:03,600 --> 02:11:06,320
Yeah, but so used to be a Democrat, right?

3067
02:11:06,320 --> 02:11:06,640
Yes.

3068
02:11:06,640 --> 02:11:09,280
I was the white what like change though?

3069
02:11:09,280 --> 02:11:10,320
I guess I don't know.

3070
02:11:10,320 --> 02:11:12,800
I just feel like I had a certain sense of like

3071
02:11:14,000 --> 02:11:15,200
I don't I don't know.

3072
02:11:15,200 --> 02:11:19,040
I feel like it was easy to hop on like the Bernie train because like oh yeah,

3073
02:11:19,040 --> 02:11:19,680
socialism.

3074
02:11:19,680 --> 02:11:22,960
It seems like it makes so much sense and it's like it's not going to work.

3075
02:11:23,280 --> 02:11:25,680
No, I don't believe that it works.

3076
02:11:25,680 --> 02:11:28,720
No, not so and so you're just sucking your old ways.

3077
02:11:29,680 --> 02:11:31,120
Are you fucking kidding me, Casey?

3078
02:11:31,120 --> 02:11:36,080
Are you fucking absolutely all the Republican Party is yeah, I'd rather be stuck in the

3079
02:11:36,080 --> 02:11:40,240
fucking old ways of nineteen fucking fifties America besides the racism part.

3080
02:11:40,240 --> 02:11:46,240
Yeah, I just I just the racism part, the sexism part and I don't the fucking civil rights.

3081
02:11:46,240 --> 02:11:48,160
I just don't support big government.

3082
02:11:48,160 --> 02:11:50,160
I'm more libertarian than I am.

3083
02:11:50,160 --> 02:11:54,800
America was at its best in nineteen fifties, but like I do not like big.

3084
02:11:54,800 --> 02:11:56,640
So don't vote for the fucking Republicans.

3085
02:11:56,640 --> 02:11:57,920
Don't vote for the Democrats.

3086
02:11:57,920 --> 02:12:00,000
Don't be a pussy like party.

3087
02:12:00,000 --> 02:12:02,800
Be a fucking libertarian, bro.

3088
02:12:02,800 --> 02:12:04,720
Don't fucking vote for fucking whatever her name is.

3089
02:12:04,720 --> 02:12:06,560
Rise up against your fucking government.

3090
02:12:07,200 --> 02:12:10,320
You're all about revolution shit, Casey, till revolution shit happens.

3091
02:12:10,320 --> 02:12:11,440
Okay, I'm all for.

3092
02:12:11,440 --> 02:12:12,320
No, you're not.

3093
02:12:12,320 --> 02:12:12,960
No, you're not.

3094
02:12:12,960 --> 02:12:14,800
You are a fucking fraud.

3095
02:12:14,800 --> 02:12:16,480
Socialist road fraud.

3096
02:12:17,680 --> 02:12:18,720
Fraud.

3097
02:12:18,720 --> 02:12:20,960
Socialism and communism just don't work.

3098
02:12:20,960 --> 02:12:22,080
Yeah, they don't Casey.

3099
02:12:22,720 --> 02:12:24,960
Like I think if you have a smaller nation, it works.

3100
02:12:24,960 --> 02:12:27,440
Like if you're like fucking Lithuania, it works.

3101
02:12:27,440 --> 02:12:31,680
It works there because they have a small enough amount of people that everybody gets along

3102
02:12:31,680 --> 02:12:36,800
enough, but in fucking America, that shit is just never going to happen.

3103
02:12:36,800 --> 02:12:43,440
Like there's and our politicians are already and on both parties are so fucking corrupt.

3104
02:12:43,440 --> 02:12:47,920
And with communism and socialism, you give them so much power.

3105
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:49,600
You give them so much power over.

3106
02:12:49,600 --> 02:12:54,000
I'm all for not giving the government too much power, but that but that's the thing,

3107
02:12:54,000 --> 02:12:55,680
though, in communism and socialism.

3108
02:12:55,680 --> 02:12:56,960
There's no way not to.

3109
02:12:56,960 --> 02:12:58,480
Those are the people fucking calling.

3110
02:12:58,480 --> 02:12:59,840
No, just communism.

3111
02:12:59,840 --> 02:13:01,840
Communism is a dictatorship.

3112
02:13:01,840 --> 02:13:02,720
You get the fucking.

3113
02:13:02,720 --> 02:13:04,880
So I was just that shit.

3114
02:13:04,880 --> 02:13:05,600
Fuck that.

3115
02:13:05,600 --> 02:13:07,200
Socialism is just that.

3116
02:13:07,200 --> 02:13:12,480
No, no, the bourgeoisie is just is a thing of capitalism.

3117
02:13:12,480 --> 02:13:16,400
The bourgeoisie is I'm not thinking of created by capital.

3118
02:13:16,400 --> 02:13:18,080
I use the wrong word.

3119
02:13:18,080 --> 02:13:19,760
Then Bolshevik.

3120
02:13:19,760 --> 02:13:20,640
Is that it?

3121
02:13:20,640 --> 02:13:23,680
No, the bourgeoisie is a critique of capitalism.

3122
02:13:24,720 --> 02:13:27,600
Casey just wants to fucking confuse you with big words.

3123
02:13:27,600 --> 02:13:30,560
He's just trying to use some comments gobbledygook on you.

3124
02:13:31,120 --> 02:13:32,800
No, the bourgeoisie is like fuck.

3125
02:13:33,440 --> 02:13:37,280
Fuck capitalism because you have these people that are wealthy and you have these people

3126
02:13:37,280 --> 02:13:40,640
that are poor and they're not equal in the bourgeoisie.

3127
02:13:41,360 --> 02:13:43,680
So you are rich people.

3128
02:13:43,680 --> 02:13:47,200
The disparate bourgeoisie is a capitalism thing.

3129
02:13:47,200 --> 02:13:48,880
Yeah, but you're a fucking you're not.

3130
02:13:48,880 --> 02:13:50,000
You're not the proletariat.

3131
02:13:50,000 --> 02:13:51,200
You are the bourgeoisie.

3132
02:13:52,320 --> 02:13:54,240
Yeah, the proletariat is a working.

3133
02:13:54,240 --> 02:13:55,520
This is a working class.

3134
02:13:55,520 --> 02:13:56,880
Yeah, you're not that anymore.

3135
02:13:56,880 --> 02:13:59,520
In a communist society, you'd be considered rich.

3136
02:13:59,520 --> 02:14:00,400
The working class.

3137
02:14:01,040 --> 02:14:03,280
No, you are not a working class in a communist society.

3138
02:14:03,280 --> 02:14:05,600
I literally I'm literally middle class.

3139
02:14:05,600 --> 02:14:09,760
Yeah, in a communist society, middle class is the bourgeoisie because guess what?

3140
02:14:10,560 --> 02:14:14,480
The upper class did not get anything that happened to him in the fucking communist revolution.

3141
02:14:14,480 --> 02:14:16,640
The upper class is what fucking formed this.

3142
02:14:16,640 --> 02:14:17,280
No, shut up.

3143
02:14:17,280 --> 02:14:18,240
Let me fucking finish.

3144
02:14:18,240 --> 02:14:19,760
Everybody's in the class.

3145
02:14:19,760 --> 02:14:21,440
No, let me fucking finish.

3146
02:14:21,440 --> 02:14:26,000
So the the fucking quote unquote bourgeoisie was a fucking middle class and the proletariat

3147
02:14:26,000 --> 02:14:29,280
was the lower class and the fucking upper class is the people that got those two to

3148
02:14:29,280 --> 02:14:30,080
fucking fight.

3149
02:14:30,080 --> 02:14:32,880
Yes, it was actually looking at a real history of a Casey.

3150
02:14:32,880 --> 02:14:34,560
The bourgeoisie was the upper class.

3151
02:14:34,560 --> 02:14:36,240
No, the bourgeoisie was the middle class.

3152
02:14:36,240 --> 02:14:37,360
You fucking retard.

3153
02:14:37,360 --> 02:14:41,360
Do you actually if you want to be a fucking communist, do your actual fucking research

3154
02:14:41,360 --> 02:14:43,760
on your fucking history because guess what?

3155
02:14:43,760 --> 02:14:46,880
The upper upper class didn't have anything fucking happened to him.

3156
02:14:46,880 --> 02:14:49,120
OK, you are a fucking idiot.

3157
02:14:49,120 --> 02:14:51,920
You got to research your own fucking political views.

3158
02:14:51,920 --> 02:14:55,600
OK, the upper class was not touched.

3159
02:14:55,600 --> 02:14:56,640
The upper class was not.

3160
02:14:56,640 --> 02:14:59,680
In socialism, there's not going to be any classes.

3161
02:14:59,680 --> 02:15:00,560
Because guess what?

3162
02:15:00,560 --> 02:15:04,080
The upper class of Russia is still the people that were at the top because they had a fucking

3163
02:15:04,080 --> 02:15:05,120
cabal of fucking rich people.

3164
02:15:05,120 --> 02:15:06,320
Yeah, that's communism.

3165
02:15:06,320 --> 02:15:07,280
Yeah, and guess what?

3166
02:15:07,280 --> 02:15:07,840
It's still the fucking thing.

3167
02:15:07,840 --> 02:15:08,960
Not socialism.

3168
02:15:08,960 --> 02:15:10,720
You're a fucking idiot, Casey.

3169
02:15:10,720 --> 02:15:12,640
All economic classes are equal.

3170
02:15:12,640 --> 02:15:13,520
That's the worst.

3171
02:15:13,520 --> 02:15:16,080
If everybody's equal, then why do you be a doctor?

3172
02:15:16,080 --> 02:15:18,320
Why do you be anything that's fucking hard?

3173
02:15:18,320 --> 02:15:22,720
Socialism is no everybody has equal pay, so there's no proletariat.

3174
02:15:22,720 --> 02:15:23,920
There's no bourgeoisie.

3175
02:15:23,920 --> 02:15:28,240
Yeah, that's fucking stupid because why would anybody be a doctor if I could stay home and

3176
02:15:28,240 --> 02:15:33,040
play fucking Minecraft all day and get the same fucking thing, bro, because you have

3177
02:15:33,040 --> 02:15:34,960
to have a purpose in life, right?

3178
02:15:34,960 --> 02:15:35,840
Who fucking cares?

3179
02:15:35,840 --> 02:15:38,880
If I were you a Catholic, if I could, why are you Christian?

3180
02:15:38,880 --> 02:15:43,600
If I could stay home and play Minecraft all day and get paid the same that a doctor does,

3181
02:15:43,600 --> 02:15:44,560
I'd be super happy.

3182
02:15:44,560 --> 02:15:45,920
So why do you go to church then?

3183
02:15:46,960 --> 02:15:48,880
Because you want to be a good person.

3184
02:15:48,880 --> 02:15:50,320
OK, why don't you be a doctor?

3185
02:15:50,320 --> 02:15:54,160
Can I get us back on the rails here, gentlemen?

3186
02:15:54,160 --> 02:15:56,640
I'll fucking let you have Al for a little bit.

3187
02:15:56,640 --> 02:15:57,200
He's a fucking idiot.

3188
02:15:57,200 --> 02:16:03,280
My fucking point is that if you give communism and socialism, they're the fucking people that

3189
02:16:03,280 --> 02:16:04,160
controls the money.

3190
02:16:04,160 --> 02:16:05,360
God damn right, bro.

3191
02:16:05,360 --> 02:16:07,280
But let me talk now.

3192
02:16:08,160 --> 02:16:08,640
All right?

3193
02:16:08,640 --> 02:16:09,600
Alvin Max talk.

3194
02:16:09,600 --> 02:16:10,100
All right?

3195
02:16:11,280 --> 02:16:18,000
But in a democratic society that lets the fucking people have the money, and if the

3196
02:16:18,000 --> 02:16:20,800
people have the fucking money, they have fucking power.

3197
02:16:20,800 --> 02:16:25,520
They can rise up against their fucking government if their government pulls any fuck shit.

3198
02:16:26,640 --> 02:16:29,840
So yeah, yeah, I want that option.

3199
02:16:29,840 --> 02:16:33,200
If they're a fucking dick to me, I'm going to be a dick right back.

3200
02:16:33,200 --> 02:16:34,000
God damn right.

3201
02:16:34,000 --> 02:16:34,480
Fuck them.

3202
02:16:34,480 --> 02:16:36,160
You have the shit load of socialists.

3203
02:16:36,160 --> 02:16:36,960
We'll fund that shit.

3204
02:16:36,960 --> 02:16:37,760
You're stupid.

3205
02:16:37,760 --> 02:16:40,480
We'll fucking take them down and we can do that revolution shit again.

3206
02:16:40,480 --> 02:16:42,000
God damn right.

3207
02:16:42,000 --> 02:16:44,000
You talk about fucking revolution shit.

3208
02:16:45,600 --> 02:16:46,800
Bro, but if you want to...

3209
02:16:46,800 --> 02:16:48,480
I die for the revolution.

3210
02:16:48,480 --> 02:16:49,040
I fucking...

3211
02:16:49,040 --> 02:16:50,160
You want to be a doctor.

3212
02:16:50,160 --> 02:16:52,320
It's because you want to fucking help people, right?

3213
02:16:52,320 --> 02:16:54,240
Yeah, but I also would do it for the fucking money.

3214
02:16:54,240 --> 02:16:54,880
I'm being a doctor.

3215
02:16:54,880 --> 02:16:57,120
You go to church because you want to be a good person.

3216
02:16:57,120 --> 02:16:57,520
That's not...

3217
02:16:57,520 --> 02:17:01,120
Dude, you are making so many fucking connections that aren't even a fucking thing.

3218
02:17:01,120 --> 02:17:04,240
Being a doctor, most people be a doctor because it's fucking money.

3219
02:17:04,800 --> 02:17:05,280
Okay?

3220
02:17:05,280 --> 02:17:07,680
So why do you go to church then?

3221
02:17:07,680 --> 02:17:08,400
I go to church because I believe in God.

3222
02:17:08,400 --> 02:17:09,920
You get money to go to church?

3223
02:17:09,920 --> 02:17:11,520
No, I pay money at church.

3224
02:17:12,400 --> 02:17:14,960
So you go to church to try to be a good person, right?

3225
02:17:14,960 --> 02:17:16,400
And learn good values.

3226
02:17:16,400 --> 02:17:17,680
So why don't you just be a good person?

3227
02:17:17,680 --> 02:17:21,120
No, I go to church not because I need to learn how to be a good person.

3228
02:17:21,120 --> 02:17:22,880
I go to church because I believe in God.

3229
02:17:22,880 --> 02:17:24,320
That's two different things.

3230
02:17:24,320 --> 02:17:26,720
I'm actually paying people at church.

3231
02:17:26,720 --> 02:17:28,800
I'm not being paid to go to church.

3232
02:17:28,800 --> 02:17:29,920
That's not the fucking...

3233
02:17:29,920 --> 02:17:30,960
Like I pay...

3234
02:17:30,960 --> 02:17:31,520
I give...

3235
02:17:31,520 --> 02:17:34,480
So if you're such a good person, why don't you be a doctor for free?

3236
02:17:34,960 --> 02:17:36,720
Because why...

3237
02:17:36,720 --> 02:17:40,320
Like the whole thing, if you are good at something, don't do it for free.

3238
02:17:40,320 --> 02:17:41,600
That's like the whole thing.

3239
02:17:41,600 --> 02:17:43,920
Like if you're good at something, don't do it for free.

3240
02:17:43,920 --> 02:17:45,520
I didn't say do it for free.

3241
02:17:45,520 --> 02:17:46,480
That's exactly...

3242
02:17:46,480 --> 02:17:47,360
Did he just say...

3243
02:17:47,360 --> 02:17:50,320
I said everybody gets paid equal for everything.

3244
02:17:50,320 --> 02:17:51,040
I've been tuning you two out.

3245
02:17:51,040 --> 02:17:53,200
Dude, you are fucking out of line, Casey.

3246
02:17:53,200 --> 02:17:53,920
You are out of line.

3247
02:17:53,920 --> 02:17:54,960
I didn't say do it for free.

3248
02:17:54,960 --> 02:17:59,600
I just say everybody gets paid and has equal white rights.

3249
02:18:01,040 --> 02:18:01,760
Equal white.

3250
02:18:01,760 --> 02:18:02,560
Equal whites.

3251
02:18:04,080 --> 02:18:05,520
Now he's going off to deep end.

3252
02:18:05,520 --> 02:18:06,960
I'm going off to deep end.

3253
02:18:06,960 --> 02:18:08,960
Casey, Casey, everybody does not have equal...

3254
02:18:08,960 --> 02:18:10,320
Everybody has equal opportunities.

3255
02:18:10,320 --> 02:18:10,880
They do not.

3256
02:18:10,880 --> 02:18:13,040
They do not because guess what?

3257
02:18:13,040 --> 02:18:14,080
There would be people...

3258
02:18:14,080 --> 02:18:16,800
You wouldn't get to choose who you were.

3259
02:18:16,800 --> 02:18:19,200
The government would choose what you do.

3260
02:18:19,200 --> 02:18:20,720
You are a fucking idiot.

3261
02:18:20,720 --> 02:18:27,200
You are out of your fucking mind if you think that, okay, hey, we're all being paid the same thing.

3262
02:18:27,200 --> 02:18:31,680
But hey, we're going to have you be a doctor and get paid fucking this much money.

3263
02:18:32,320 --> 02:18:34,000
Why is it a competition though?

3264
02:18:34,000 --> 02:18:34,960
You're going to be a ditch digger.

3265
02:18:34,960 --> 02:18:37,040
Why can't everybody just be happy?

3266
02:18:37,040 --> 02:18:43,360
Because why would you do something that's way more dangerous or way more time being put into it?

3267
02:18:43,360 --> 02:18:44,720
It's the same person...

3268
02:18:44,720 --> 02:18:45,120
Why would anybody?

3269
02:18:45,120 --> 02:18:45,920
Because money...

3270
02:18:45,920 --> 02:18:47,200
I don't trust the government enough.

3271
02:18:47,200 --> 02:18:48,080
But you do that.

3272
02:18:48,080 --> 02:18:50,480
You do that as an EMT for a minimum wage.

3273
02:18:50,480 --> 02:18:51,840
And I actually get a decent...

3274
02:18:52,640 --> 02:18:53,280
Okay.

3275
02:18:53,280 --> 02:18:56,640
You do that for a lower wage than a doctor, right?

3276
02:18:56,640 --> 02:18:57,120
Yes.

3277
02:18:57,120 --> 02:19:01,280
And I don't have as much training as a doctor, so a doctor should get paid more than me.

3278
02:19:01,280 --> 02:19:02,000
That's what I'm saying.

3279
02:19:02,000 --> 02:19:03,120
You're in a six month class.

3280
02:19:03,120 --> 02:19:03,760
Yeah.

3281
02:19:03,760 --> 02:19:04,880
I had a six month class.

3282
02:19:04,880 --> 02:19:07,040
A doctor went to school for like fucking eight years.

3283
02:19:07,920 --> 02:19:10,000
Yes, a doctor should get paid more than me.

3284
02:19:10,000 --> 02:19:11,200
I should get paid but more...

3285
02:19:11,200 --> 02:19:13,520
You need a whole lot more to go to that school though.

3286
02:19:13,520 --> 02:19:14,320
And guess what?

3287
02:19:14,320 --> 02:19:16,960
I should get paid more than somebody who works at McDonald's.

3288
02:19:17,520 --> 02:19:19,040
That's the thing because...

3289
02:19:19,040 --> 02:19:19,680
Sure you should.

3290
02:19:20,400 --> 02:19:24,880
So you're saying that the more skill you have, the more you should get paid.

3291
02:19:24,880 --> 02:19:25,360
No.

3292
02:19:25,360 --> 02:19:26,560
That's exactly what you just said.

3293
02:19:27,680 --> 02:19:30,000
You said I should get paid more than working at McDonald's.

3294
02:19:30,000 --> 02:19:33,440
You just fucking shift over your own argument, you fucking idiot.

3295
02:19:33,440 --> 02:19:34,480
I said, hey...

3296
02:19:34,480 --> 02:19:37,600
The harder your job is, I think, the harder...

3297
02:19:37,600 --> 02:19:40,480
The harder my job is, the more I should get paid.

3298
02:19:40,480 --> 02:19:43,200
So you just fucking shot your own argument in the face.

3299
02:19:43,200 --> 02:19:45,920
Being an EMT is harder than working at McDonald's.

3300
02:19:45,920 --> 02:19:46,480
Exactly.

3301
02:19:46,480 --> 02:19:48,240
So you just said that I should be paid more.

3302
02:19:48,240 --> 02:19:49,680
You got paid the same.

3303
02:19:49,680 --> 02:19:50,160
No, I don't.

3304
02:19:50,160 --> 02:19:51,120
I get paid more than McDonald's.

3305
02:19:51,120 --> 02:19:53,600
You get paid $15 an hour.

3306
02:19:53,600 --> 02:19:56,800
I'm not going to tell people on the podcast how much they get paid.

3307
02:19:56,800 --> 02:19:59,200
I get paid five more dollars an hour.

3308
02:19:59,200 --> 02:20:02,080
I get paid a significant amount more than McDonald's.

3309
02:20:02,080 --> 02:20:04,800
EMTs don't make much more than minimum wage.

3310
02:20:06,480 --> 02:20:07,600
In certain counties they do.

3311
02:20:07,600 --> 02:20:12,880
But fucking... What you just said is exact counter to your argument.

3312
02:20:12,880 --> 02:20:14,720
I agree with you to a point.

3313
02:20:16,240 --> 02:20:23,040
Well, I think that everyone should have equal access to have enough money to stay alive and be comfortable.

3314
02:20:24,080 --> 02:20:26,240
So a welfare state?

3315
02:20:27,120 --> 02:20:27,600
No.

3316
02:20:27,600 --> 02:20:35,280
So I think like a doctor that someone who has like eight to 10 years of training should get paid a little more.

3317
02:20:35,280 --> 02:20:35,760
Okay.

3318
02:20:35,760 --> 02:20:38,960
So you just shot your own argument down with that.

3319
02:20:38,960 --> 02:20:45,040
But I don't think like I think the minimum wage people should be have enough money to live comfortably.

3320
02:20:45,040 --> 02:20:47,040
That's what minimum wage was supposed to be.

3321
02:20:47,040 --> 02:20:53,280
Yeah, except it's seven fucking 25 an hour now federally, which is fucking nothing.

3322
02:20:53,280 --> 02:20:56,720
What incentive do you have to go to school for eight years to become a doctor?

3323
02:20:56,720 --> 02:20:58,480
To be to make more money.

3324
02:20:58,480 --> 02:21:01,280
So you're just suiting your own argument in the face.

3325
02:21:01,280 --> 02:21:05,600
You literally said everybody should have the same amount of money and you then you go,

3326
02:21:05,600 --> 02:21:08,320
but wait a minute, but doctors should make a little bit more money.

3327
02:21:08,320 --> 02:21:12,240
So you literally just said you just tripped over your own argument, Casey.

3328
02:21:12,240 --> 02:21:14,240
How are you not seeing this?

3329
02:21:14,240 --> 02:21:16,480
You tripped over your own argument.

3330
02:21:16,480 --> 02:21:18,800
You're like, yeah, everybody should make the same things.

3331
02:21:18,800 --> 02:21:19,120
Yeah.

3332
02:21:19,120 --> 02:21:21,920
Like McDonald's workers and McDonald's and doctors.

3333
02:21:21,920 --> 02:21:23,120
And I'm like, well, what about this?

3334
02:21:23,120 --> 02:21:25,680
You're like, well, doctors should make a little bit more.

3335
02:21:25,680 --> 02:21:30,640
So you literally just fucking ruined your own argument by agreeing with me there.

3336
02:21:30,640 --> 02:21:33,040
Do you understand that?

3337
02:21:33,680 --> 02:21:34,240
Do you?

3338
02:21:34,240 --> 02:21:37,280
So you just disproved communism.

3339
02:21:37,280 --> 02:21:41,520
I think that everybody should make like a liberal wage.

3340
02:21:41,520 --> 02:21:45,120
But like if you have more training, you can get paid more money.

3341
02:21:45,120 --> 02:21:48,400
So a welfare state, that's literally what a welfare state is.

3342
02:21:48,400 --> 02:21:55,440
Casey people like the people who are on welfare are given the money to to survive enough to

3343
02:21:55,440 --> 02:21:56,800
survive, which you know what?

3344
02:21:56,800 --> 02:21:59,760
I think we can all agree that nobody should starve to death.

3345
02:21:59,760 --> 02:22:01,120
Okay, that's it.

3346
02:22:01,120 --> 02:22:01,920
That's an okay.

3347
02:22:01,920 --> 02:22:03,040
Unless you choose.

3348
02:22:03,040 --> 02:22:05,760
Sure, but people still do in America.

3349
02:22:05,760 --> 02:22:06,800
Yeah, because they're stupid.

3350
02:22:08,400 --> 02:22:09,360
Yeah, that's true.

3351
02:22:10,720 --> 02:22:14,640
There's no reason to starve in America because you can apply for like food stamps and shit

3352
02:22:14,640 --> 02:22:17,280
and get fucking enough where you can survive.

3353
02:22:17,280 --> 02:22:21,840
Yeah, but if you're stupid and you don't sign up for those things,

3354
02:22:21,840 --> 02:22:23,600
then you're going to fucking start.

3355
02:22:23,600 --> 02:22:25,360
I agree with you in some ways.

3356
02:22:25,360 --> 02:22:27,760
A lot of people have mental illness that is not treated.

3357
02:22:28,640 --> 02:22:31,600
Yeah, I'm one of them Casey.

3358
02:22:31,600 --> 02:22:33,120
That causes them to be homeless.

3359
02:22:33,760 --> 02:22:35,360
Put them in the loony bin.

3360
02:22:35,360 --> 02:22:36,240
National selection.

3361
02:22:36,240 --> 02:22:37,360
They're phasing themselves out.

3362
02:22:38,560 --> 02:22:43,520
But you what you did that might be a little fucking heartless,

3363
02:22:43,520 --> 02:22:45,920
but like am I really that wrong to say that?

3364
02:22:45,920 --> 02:22:48,800
Casey, you literally broke your own argument.

3365
02:22:49,440 --> 02:22:53,600
I'm so happy that I caught you in my fucking web that I span.

3366
02:22:53,600 --> 02:22:58,240
You fucking you were a little fucking fly that flew into your own web that you made.

3367
02:22:58,240 --> 02:23:02,640
You were you thought you were the spider, but the spiders in the house now baby.

3368
02:23:02,640 --> 02:23:08,800
Well, it's like a debate between should people fucking do this with you to should people make

3369
02:23:08,800 --> 02:23:13,280
all the same amount of money or should more people with more skill make more money?

3370
02:23:13,280 --> 02:23:19,120
People with more skills should make more money so that like it happens that but you have skill,

3371
02:23:19,120 --> 02:23:19,520
right?

3372
02:23:19,520 --> 02:23:22,400
And you still make them like close to minimum wage.

3373
02:23:22,400 --> 02:23:24,560
Now I make six month class.

3374
02:23:24,560 --> 02:23:27,600
Yeah, but he still has years of experience.

3375
02:23:27,600 --> 02:23:29,760
Yeah, and I get paid for those years of experience.

3376
02:23:29,760 --> 02:23:32,720
I get paid a decent amount more than minimum wage.

3377
02:23:33,600 --> 02:23:36,320
Like and like I'm not trying to like to be like an asshole.

3378
02:23:36,320 --> 02:23:38,880
I mean, like I make some money guys.

3379
02:23:38,880 --> 02:23:40,640
I think you should make more than you do.

3380
02:23:40,640 --> 02:23:44,240
I do think I'm not saying I shouldn't make more than I make right now,

3381
02:23:44,240 --> 02:23:46,800
but I'm saying that the wage gap between that.

3382
02:23:46,800 --> 02:23:52,320
I think you should make at least the average middle class wage in America.

3383
02:23:53,280 --> 02:23:54,240
What did you say there?

3384
02:23:54,240 --> 02:23:55,200
He wasn't paying attention.

3385
02:23:55,200 --> 02:24:01,200
I think you should make at least enough to be average like the middle class wage in America,

3386
02:24:01,200 --> 02:24:02,960
but then around seventy thousand dollars.

3387
02:24:02,960 --> 02:24:04,320
But then that's the whole thing.

3388
02:24:04,320 --> 02:24:08,800
But if you make everybody minimum wage, where did you get that figure from?

3389
02:24:08,800 --> 02:24:12,240
Seventy thousand, seventy thousand is middle class.

3390
02:24:12,240 --> 02:24:16,160
Yeah, I thought it was like forty.

3391
02:24:16,160 --> 02:24:19,520
I thought I was like, yeah, it's like thirty five forty.

3392
02:24:19,520 --> 02:24:23,760
It's not that I think middle class is like, I think, I think middle class is above forty.

3393
02:24:23,760 --> 02:24:28,560
I think for a household or just for one job for one, for one dude.

3394
02:24:28,560 --> 02:24:33,760
Yeah, I think I think it's I think middle class is like is I thought the middle class was seventy

3395
02:24:33,760 --> 02:24:34,160
thousand.

3396
02:24:34,160 --> 02:24:36,560
No, I think that's getting an upper class.

3397
02:24:36,560 --> 02:24:40,400
Like once you get once you start making like a lot, upper class was like one hundred fifty

3398
02:24:40,400 --> 02:24:40,800
thousand.

3399
02:24:40,800 --> 02:24:43,920
No, I think upper is like seventy to one hundred is like when it starts.

3400
02:24:43,920 --> 02:24:45,920
I can't I can't I'm not positive on that.

3401
02:24:45,920 --> 02:24:50,880
But the thing is, if you make everybody quote unquote middle class,

3402
02:24:50,880 --> 02:24:54,480
then everything else gets more expensive because then inflation goes up because, hey,

3403
02:24:54,480 --> 02:24:58,720
if everybody can pay for something, then if everybody can pay for something,

3404
02:24:58,720 --> 02:25:03,520
then they're going to raise the prices to match that everybody can pay for that now.

3405
02:25:03,520 --> 02:25:07,760
So you're literally doing a thing with that by making it OK.

3406
02:25:07,760 --> 02:25:11,920
So let's say instead of instead of raising everybody's rates, I think that we should

3407
02:25:11,920 --> 02:25:16,160
lower the price of things, because if that was the case, then the people who are quote

3408
02:25:16,160 --> 02:25:18,480
unquote lower class would be able to afford to live.

3409
02:25:18,480 --> 02:25:22,080
But the people who are in middle class who worked their ass off to get to middle class

3410
02:25:22,080 --> 02:25:23,120
wouldn't get fucked over.

3411
02:25:23,120 --> 02:25:27,120
That doesn't make sense because lower the price of things, the people who own businesses

3412
02:25:27,120 --> 02:25:28,960
that sell those things would just be.

3413
02:25:28,960 --> 02:25:33,440
I'm not saying, dude, both things, both both sides of that have bad.

3414
02:25:34,480 --> 02:25:38,880
They just be screwing over the people that sell you things and businesses that own businesses.

3415
02:25:38,880 --> 02:25:43,440
So you're saying that you agree with businesses that know then then what do you want to do?

3416
02:25:43,440 --> 02:25:48,480
Oh, well, salaries in New York range between thirty five thousand to sixty one thousand.

3417
02:25:49,120 --> 02:25:50,000
So middle class.

3418
02:25:50,000 --> 02:25:53,840
So what's the middle class salary for all of America?

3419
02:25:55,120 --> 02:25:57,760
New York would be different because New York has a higher.

3420
02:25:57,760 --> 02:25:58,320
I don't know.

3421
02:25:58,320 --> 02:26:02,800
I fucking every time I've looked this up, I look up what pertains to me in New York.

3422
02:26:02,800 --> 02:26:03,300
Yeah.

3423
02:26:03,600 --> 02:26:05,520
But I don't know.

3424
02:26:06,800 --> 02:26:11,200
Dude, I'm I I'm having so many typos on my fucking phone right now.

3425
02:26:11,200 --> 02:26:13,760
I'm still so not sober.

3426
02:26:15,440 --> 02:26:20,880
Middle class is anywhere between fifty thousand and one hundred fifty thousand.

3427
02:26:20,880 --> 02:26:21,600
Yeah.

3428
02:26:21,600 --> 02:26:24,000
So I'm technically lower class.

3429
02:26:24,000 --> 02:26:24,500
Yeah.

3430
02:26:25,920 --> 02:26:30,800
But I think like like seventy thousand would be lower middle class.

3431
02:26:32,400 --> 02:26:34,400
Like lower, lower middle class.

3432
02:26:34,400 --> 02:26:39,680
But dude, being seventy seventy thousand will get you way more than forty thousand.

3433
02:26:39,680 --> 02:26:42,480
Dude, but you just told me that seventy thousand was upper class.

3434
02:26:44,000 --> 02:26:48,880
That you did say I did say that I was I was I was proven wrong there.

3435
02:26:48,880 --> 02:26:53,440
But I'm saying that also was I in some ways, but you know, yeah, you were,

3436
02:26:54,400 --> 02:26:59,840
but I'm just saying that if you raise everybody's thing, then if you raise the people who are like

3437
02:26:59,840 --> 02:27:04,480
these, I'm going to say scum of the earth just to fucking for lack of a better term

3438
02:27:04,480 --> 02:27:08,720
up to like a middle class thing just by being like alive,

3439
02:27:08,720 --> 02:27:10,560
like it's going to fucking cause inflation.

3440
02:27:10,560 --> 02:27:12,000
It's going to cause inflation.

3441
02:27:12,000 --> 02:27:15,840
And then the people who are middle class, because they got there are going to get fucked.

3442
02:27:15,840 --> 02:27:19,200
And then it's going to be it's not going to be it's not going to be

3443
02:27:19,200 --> 02:27:22,640
lower class, middle class and upper clasps in a race the minimum will know.

3444
02:27:22,640 --> 02:27:25,440
Because then it's not going to it's not going to do that.

3445
02:27:25,440 --> 02:27:28,400
Because instead of being lower middle and upper, and the people

3446
02:27:28,400 --> 02:27:32,640
who want to to build their way up from a lower can get to middle class is going to be just

3447
02:27:32,640 --> 02:27:34,160
lower class and upper class.

3448
02:27:34,160 --> 02:27:36,800
And that's just going to keep dividing more and more and more.

3449
02:27:36,800 --> 02:27:40,540
So then you're gonna have lower class and upper class and guess what?

3450
02:27:40,640 --> 02:27:46,820
Then the upper class has all the fucking power and they can do whatever the fuck they want because everybody else is lower class

3451
02:27:48,280 --> 02:27:50,280
You see how that's a fucking issue

3452
02:27:57,480 --> 02:28:02,600
Bro I just think that everybody should be fucking have enough money to survive

3453
02:28:02,600 --> 02:28:08,600
No, I don't that'd be fantastic. I don't think that anybody should be fucking that would be fantastic in a perfect world

3454
02:28:08,600 --> 02:28:14,900
But we don't live in a perfect world. I I wish we could no we couldn't Casey Casey

3455
02:28:14,900 --> 02:28:19,580
There's so much greed in this fucking world that there's no way that we would ever live in a perfect world

3456
02:28:20,080 --> 02:28:24,660
Because communism and socialism would be fantastic if it could actually work

3457
02:28:24,660 --> 02:28:28,720
So you're saying that we have to have innocent people that have to suffer because of greed

3458
02:28:28,720 --> 02:28:34,340
I'm saying that innocent people are always gonna suffer. No matter what because you know

3459
02:28:34,340 --> 02:28:40,640
the only people who protect the innocent people are strong people who are are like innocent people the only people who are going to

3460
02:28:40,640 --> 02:28:43,140
protect innocent people are strong people who are

3461
02:28:45,440 --> 02:28:47,440
Who like strong good people

3462
02:28:47,720 --> 02:28:51,800
Like if you're if the old and like the people who are the people who are gonna crush you

3463
02:28:52,780 --> 02:28:56,260
The people are gonna crush you are the people who are strong and evil

3464
02:28:56,260 --> 02:29:02,260
But the only people that are going to stand up to the strong and evil people to protect those innocent people are strong and good people

3465
02:29:02,260 --> 02:29:06,640
But we don't have enough strong good people out there to protect the innocent people out there

3466
02:29:06,640 --> 02:29:11,020
We need more strong good people because there's so many bad bad

3467
02:29:11,260 --> 02:29:14,940
Strong people out there that are just gonna crush you with their fucking boot on your throat

3468
02:29:14,980 --> 02:29:19,980
There's the yeah, you have to have something come along that has enough fucking point of society, right?

3469
02:29:19,980 --> 02:29:23,980
You need enough morals and you need enough strength to stand up to these motherfuckers

3470
02:29:23,980 --> 02:29:28,300
Yeah, that's the point of society is I have laws to prevent people from committing crimes

3471
02:29:28,300 --> 02:29:33,780
But there's so many people that are up at the fucking top that are strong because they have so much money

3472
02:29:33,780 --> 02:29:38,820
And they abuse it so they're evil so these people that are coming up you might be in the fucking

3473
02:29:38,820 --> 02:29:42,260
That's why you don't give these people the power they have everybody be equal

3474
02:29:42,260 --> 02:29:45,400
No, that's not gonna do the same thing because even if you do that

3475
02:29:45,400 --> 02:29:48,420
There's gonna be people at the top because there always has to be leadership positions

3476
02:29:48,420 --> 02:29:54,540
Who the fuck whose side are you arguing for you both like flip-flopped?

3477
02:29:54,540 --> 02:29:58,540
Do either of you know what side you're on?

3478
02:29:58,940 --> 02:30:00,940
What the fuck?

3479
02:30:00,940 --> 02:30:02,940
What did I just miss?

3480
02:30:02,940 --> 02:30:11,140
I swear to God you're arguing for the side he started off on and vice versa. I'm so fucking confused, dude

3481
02:30:11,140 --> 02:30:18,540
You just you sounded like you were going on a communist rant and you were like

3482
02:30:19,020 --> 02:30:21,660
Disagreeing with him. No, I wasn't going on a communist rant

3483
02:30:21,660 --> 02:30:27,220
I was going on he was going on that everybody should be on the equal thing and I'm saying that we shouldn't be equal

3484
02:30:27,220 --> 02:30:31,420
But we should have people that are strong enough to defend against a strong bad people

3485
02:30:33,260 --> 02:30:37,220
The fuck is a bad person fucking billionaire

3486
02:30:37,220 --> 02:30:43,740
That they don't fucking share their millions of dollars of people because guess what they earned it motherfucker

3487
02:30:43,740 --> 02:30:45,740
So they did earn it. But guess what?

3488
02:30:45,740 --> 02:30:47,740
That's like the whole Republican thing. That's like

3489
02:30:47,740 --> 02:30:55,740
Fucking American dream. I made that money. Yeah, I don't want to fuck. Okay. Well the one thing I will say the Democrats are the most fucking

3490
02:30:55,740 --> 02:31:01,740
Fucking the death tax. Are you fucking kidding me? I work my whole life while I pay taxes

3491
02:31:01,740 --> 02:31:07,740
I pay fucking taxes my whole fucking life and when I die, you're gonna take 50% of my shit

3492
02:31:03,740 --> 02:31:08,480
Idiot in a lot of ways but he tried to date my mom up or something

3493
02:31:07,740 --> 02:31:11,740
Unless I put it in a fucking trust fund just the perfect way with loopholes

3494
02:31:09,740 --> 02:31:13,080
Then during that time. I let her date my hot girl

3495
02:31:11,740 --> 02:31:16,740
So you can't fucking take it so I can't give it to my kids. That is retarded. Fuck them

3496
02:31:13,740 --> 02:31:17,740
A lot of times she offered me a progressively more silent tools

3497
02:31:17,740 --> 02:31:21,740
And if I do go further, I don't like them

3498
02:31:17,740 --> 02:31:22,140
Fuck them and I will say I did not agree with a lot. Oh

3499
02:31:22,740 --> 02:31:26,740
Okay, I don't I hate Trump. I don't fucking love the guy either

3500
02:31:29,240 --> 02:31:30,740
Fuck you

3501
02:31:30,740 --> 02:31:35,260
either. He's a fucking idiot in a lot of ways, but he tried to get away with the fucking

3502
02:31:35,260 --> 02:31:43,420
death tax and power to him. I think that these communist sympathizers are living in a world

3503
02:31:43,420 --> 02:31:46,620
where they think that everybody's going to be nice.

3504
02:31:46,620 --> 02:31:50,700
Oh, you live in a fucking pipe dream. How do I live in a pipe dream case? Oh, you think

3505
02:31:50,700 --> 02:31:55,380
that everybody's going to be fucking, you know, we're going to fucking, you know, if

3506
02:31:55,380 --> 02:32:02,620
I get some of this shit, I'm dying here. Just drink the water. Okay. Well, you think like

3507
02:32:02,620 --> 02:32:07,580
we work hard, we get more money. Like you fucking work hard and you fucking don't get

3508
02:32:07,580 --> 02:32:13,580
off. Yeah. You know, I get fucked over by the boomers. That's who we should all be against.

3509
02:32:13,580 --> 02:32:19,340
It's not the boomers. It's the fucking capitalists. No, it's by the fucking boomers. These motherfucking

3510
02:32:19,340 --> 02:32:26,140
boomers are keeping these spots from people who are already off and these motherfucking

3511
02:32:26,140 --> 02:32:31,860
boomers don't understand that there's keeping. They're like, I'm going to work till I die.

3512
02:32:31,860 --> 02:32:36,540
I'm going to work till I die. Yeah. And you're being all, you're, you're being entranced

3513
02:32:36,540 --> 02:32:41,780
by the fucking ideology of the fucking capitalists that you have to work till you're fucking

3514
02:32:41,780 --> 02:32:46,700
dead. No, I want to get to the point. You're not putting on this earth so you can fucking

3515
02:32:46,700 --> 02:32:51,780
work. I put on this earth to do the most good. And in order to do the most good, I have to

3516
02:32:51,780 --> 02:32:55,780
be able to live on my own. And when I live on my own and when I fucking do my fucking

3517
02:32:55,780 --> 02:33:01,460
work, then I can go out and do more good. But guess what? I'm still fucking, I'm going

3518
02:33:01,460 --> 02:33:08,200
to be 25 and fucking nine days and I'm, I'm, I'm out here and I'm fighting the good fight.

3519
02:33:08,200 --> 02:33:11,300
What are you doing, Casey? You fighting the good fight. I'm fighting the good fight on

3520
02:33:11,300 --> 02:33:16,180
this fucking podcast. God damn right. Untitled podcast. We're fighting the good fight. Fighting

3521
02:33:16,180 --> 02:33:21,620
the good fight. Motherfucker. God damn right. Fight the good fight. Even though I really

3522
02:33:21,620 --> 02:33:26,740
just YouTube bowl through me for a huge fucking loop there. I swear to God, it's like you

3523
02:33:26,740 --> 02:33:31,980
two forgot what you got so caught up in this agreement with one another that you forgot

3524
02:33:31,980 --> 02:33:38,340
what you were arguing about. Seriously. I'm serious. When you guys listen to this, you're

3525
02:33:38,340 --> 02:33:42,580
going to be like, what the fuck am I saying? We're fighting the good fight. You both just

3526
02:33:42,580 --> 02:33:48,780
said shit that I know. Contradicts with your beliefs. Like, yeah, fight the good fight,

3527
02:33:48,780 --> 02:33:53,500
man. Danny and sound like real life. It's like motherfucker. He said that I knew the

3528
02:33:53,500 --> 02:34:00,180
title for the podcast. It's a good fight. We're fighting the good fight, baby. No, we're

3529
02:34:00,180 --> 02:34:09,140
fighting. This is the 4 20. It was a special one. I got, I'm, I'm just now starting to

3530
02:34:09,140 --> 02:34:14,100
calm down, but holy fuck, I was really high for almost dude who wants to be a millionaire?

3531
02:34:14,100 --> 02:34:23,540
I don't even remember that. I don't even remember what was going on on that. Oh my God. I'm

3532
02:34:23,540 --> 02:34:29,180
sweating. Oh God. All right. We're going to wrap this one up. Yeah, I think that's a good

3533
02:34:29,180 --> 02:34:35,660
way to get off. I like guys. Hey, like us on Facebook. Everybody, everybody who's listening.

3534
02:34:35,660 --> 02:34:40,620
Remember, we may be rebranding soon. We may be rebranding. Remember guys, a lot of untitled

3535
02:34:40,620 --> 02:34:44,620
podcasts out there. Yeah. Remember guys, fight the good fight. If you're listening to this

3536
02:34:44,620 --> 02:34:51,100
podcast, you're already fighting the good fight. God damn right. You know, and as always

3537
02:34:51,100 --> 02:34:59,620
be kind to yourselves and each other. Bring the rookies. For all we know, robots have

3538
02:34:59,620 --> 02:35:05,740
souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg

3539
02:35:05,740 --> 02:35:17,340
or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? No, no, we are jumping

3540
02:35:17,340 --> 02:35:22,780
down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with some really

3541
02:35:22,780 --> 02:35:30,100
dumb thoughts. Extended episodes. Where the fuck did the skirmish come from? Where the

3542
02:35:30,100 --> 02:35:33,820
fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

3543
02:35:33,820 --> 02:35:38,060
They're killing, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

3544
02:35:38,060 --> 02:35:46,300
Aliens exist. Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at

3545
02:35:46,300 --> 02:35:52,540
least nine or ten feet tall. Anthropoclesotron, they have dread from our planet. Then they

3546
02:35:52,540 --> 02:36:00,220
are extraterrestrials. They are aliens. I do not associate with them. What a fucking

3547
02:36:00,220 --> 02:36:02,220
mess. What?

3548
02:36:02,220 --> 02:36:27,980
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus. You feel bump,

3549
02:36:27,980 --> 02:36:33,740
bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump. Beep. Nothing. They're fucking

3550
02:36:33,740 --> 02:36:42,440
gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next level

3551
02:36:42,440 --> 02:36:47,780
with the birds. They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going

3552
02:36:47,780 --> 02:36:53,380
to be able to raise, and they are gonna make them so fucking real. They're gonna sink money

3553
02:36:53,380 --> 02:36:58,380
You can cut it open you're gonna see blood got no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology

3554
02:36:58,380 --> 02:37:28,020
Which by the way big brother is the overlord

3555
02:37:28,380 --> 02:37:44,200
Boys

3556
02:37:58,380 --> 02:38:02,160
But he fucking loves him, he was having a great fucking time doing this shit

3557
02:38:02,160 --> 02:38:04,460
George Soros is the fucking devil!

3558
02:38:04,460 --> 02:38:07,360
Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit, bro

3559
02:38:07,360 --> 02:38:09,360
George Soros is the fucking leader

3560
02:38:09,360 --> 02:38:11,600
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit

3561
02:38:11,600 --> 02:38:13,600
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit

3562
02:38:13,600 --> 02:38:16,260
Just don't fucking get it, okay?

3563
02:38:16,260 --> 02:38:17,460
Everybody likes Donald Trump

3564
02:38:17,460 --> 02:38:19,700
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there

3565
02:38:19,700 --> 02:38:21,700
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump

3566
02:38:21,700 --> 02:38:23,700
He's not the actual fucking leader

3567
02:38:23,700 --> 02:38:27,040
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk

3568
02:38:27,040 --> 02:38:29,040
It's everyone out there, everybody gets it

3569
02:38:29,040 --> 02:38:31,040
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

3570
02:38:31,040 --> 02:38:33,040
Uh, everybody gets it

3571
02:38:33,040 --> 02:38:36,040
You see, Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for himself

3572
02:38:36,040 --> 02:38:38,040
The actual government is trying

3573
02:38:38,040 --> 02:38:42,040
The actual full government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Latvians

3574
02:38:42,040 --> 02:38:44,040
Are actually the ones that are trying to fucking all of it

3575
02:38:44,040 --> 02:38:47,040
The career policies are paid off by the fucking billionaires

3576
02:38:47,040 --> 02:38:57,040
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit