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Oh my God.
Episode 25.
This is the apology episode.
The apology episode for last at Meltdown last episode.
I'm here with Dan and we got special guys Jason Z back.
Your favorite special guest.
Yo yo yo.
Ali Mack is gone once again.
And Tyler is also gone.
They both flaked again.
Tyler has those powerful lungs.
You know he can just scream.
Guys amazing.
I don't know.
Do you want to apologize for last episode?
Oh I don't want to apologize.
I'm gonna apologize for your shit.
What happened in the last episode because I have no idea.
We were talking about the shooting and like the.
Which one?
There's like.
I know that's what I said.
That's what I said.
Somebody said where was the shooting with the.
Talking about the one six hours ago.
Nashville right.
Nashville.
Megan like my girlfriend said oh there's a shoot.
Do you hear about the shooting in Nashville?
Or I don't know.
She said do you hear about the shooting?
And I was like which one?
There's like one like every other day.
I know.
Dude it's getting worse too.
It's just like it's nonstop.
Just a barrage of shootings.
It's like there's a real possibility like going out of your house now.
You could be involved in a mass shooting.
Like just shopping.
It's like crazy.
Like it used to be like you were.
The weird thing is that you probably already were and you had no idea.
You're like dude there was a shooting over there.
I had no fucking idea.
I mean I think you would know.
I think you'd know if you were a part of.
I mean if you were like a mile away from the.
You wouldn't know.
Exactly.
You'd hear like sirens.
You're like oh I heard some sirens today.
Yeah right.
Pop pop pop pop.
So you're saying you hate Bruno Mars.
I fucking want to wrap my hands around his fucking scrawny little neck.
Wow.
What?
Dude.
He's just so fucking.
The gayest thing you can say is that you hate Bruno Mars.
Bruno Mars is like he's like the epitome of like sexiness.
Girls love him.
I thought you were going to say he's gay.
I was like he's not gay but I just want to.
Something about him just makes me fucking angry.
I guess he has a punchable face.
Very punchable face.
He does.
It's just like his songs like suck.
I don't like any of his music.
I just like.
I don't know man.
He kind of bridges like rock and funk pretty well.
I think it like it's and pop you know it's like the pop the whole pop thing of course
but.
I think it's.
He does it really well.
You'd be you know if we listen to it right now you'd be like yeah.
I wouldn't.
I promise you.
Put on the uptown funk song like his big song.
I hate that fucking song.
I hate it.
I feel like I'm talking to Tyler.
I'm channeling his energy because I'm sitting in his chair.
Dan's sitting in Tyler's chair.
God he looks he's like a he reminds me of a bootleg Michael Jackson.
You got like a muscle shirt on.
You don't like Michael Jackson now?
What?
Is it are you saying what are you saying?
No you got like you look like the rock.
Oh yeah.
I've been doing some pull ups.
You look like you're about to like put somebody through a table.
I'm getting angry.
My hormones are getting pumped up.
What are you angry about?
Blood pressure is getting up.
I'm angry that you even mentioned Bruno Mars.
He's like he reminds me of a bootleg short Michael Jackson from the 80s.
It's just like it's not a bad thing.
It's like he does look like Michael Jackson.
If you bought Michael Jackson back from the 80s.
Yeah yeah.
But as far as Super Bowl shows his wasn't bad.
I mean doing his own Michael Jackson did this one too.
He did the same fucking job.
He did a good job.
I was watching.
Yeah.
It's a drum solo Michael Jackson's drum solo Bruno Mars Bruno Mars drum solo.
But the Super Bowl such as like a piece of shit.
Yeah.
I don't want to.
It's like commercialism.
Do you guys watch the Super Bowl?
No not at all.
Really?
That's awesome.
I haven't.
I'm done.
Wow cool.
It's like the like the poster child of like American capitalism right.
Because it's like the commercials for that day cost like the most are the most expensive
commercials of the year.
It's all the bad parts of capitalism.
People be like paying billions to have like their dumb ass Doritos commercial on.
Fuck.
Just because you're making Americans fat and shitty.
Right.
You know they have so much money.
By the way I fucking hate commercials.
I mean they're necessary man.
No they're not.
Dude.
Like I just want to be able to just go out and like find my own shit.
Yeah but like commercial.
My body needs this.
I need to be told what I need.
I don't like being told what to do.
Yeah you know it actually just makes me not want to buy that product.
Every time there's a commercial for something.
Where are you most exposed to commercials though?
YouTube.
Yeah.
Those five seconds.
Amica is more than auto insurance.
I don't I don't want to know that but it's in my head.
You know because I've heard it so many times.
What's a commercial that's embedded in your brain.
Billy Fasilo.
Yeah.
I mean.
Oh my god.
It's fucking huge.
Man I can't think of any.
I haven't been watching any TV at all.
Oh yeah because now you just stream shit right.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
That's an ear worm.
Because now you just stream shit and it's like the stupidest fucking commercials.
Waterslide world.
Oh yeah.
Oh shit.
So since the last episode right.
Trump got arrested.
Yeah but did he actually.
Yeah shut up.
He got arrested.
He got arraigned.
He got knighted.
And he posted bail.
Yeah he he just got a lot of publicity.
Is what just happened.
Like he just secured his spot as the 47th president.
Bro I looked at a video of Trump talking and he seems so defeated.
Like he does not seem like him like his self in 2016 or 2020.
Oh yeah.
Was that the cut up CNN version of the interview.
He's like yeah I did nothing wrong.
I did nothing wrong.
And he's like just going to go out like that until he's like 80 years old and then he's
just going to die.
I don't know if he's going out at all.
I think here's the problem.
You think he can win.
He just literally like ran his reelection campaign on the fact that they interfered with the
election.
Not not the fact but his from his perspective they interfered with the election.
Who interfered with the election.
The Democrats.
OK.
So.
But that's just like that's just like a pipe dream.
That's something we made up.
Well I mean there's the truth is multifactorial.
Right.
So there's layers of truth on both sides.
Right.
And there's layers of bullshit on both sides.
So you got to really sort through it.
OK.
So it's not like black or white like oh this is the truth and this is false.
It's like there's a lot of there's a lot of hands in this cookie jar.
All right.
So you know he said that they interfered with the election and then he announces he's going
to run again and they indict him on 34 felonies.
You just you think you thought your timing isn't that great for somebody who went to
Harvard.
Alvin Bragg's went to Harvard.
It's like your timing is impeccable because you just proved everything he's been saying
for four years and you're trying to interfere with an election.
But it doesn't it's so stupid though.
Like the whole Trump thing like him being arrested.
Like does it really matter.
Dude if they were smart if you wish they're not.
That's not a real movement anymore.
Like the whole MAGA thing.
It's just not what it used to be.
They're still not the same energy.
I don't think I don't think he's going to do as well as everybody thinks he is.
You know.
Well dude I think a lot of people are fed up.
I think I think people are fed up with paying fifty dollars a bag for groceries.
Fifty dollars used to get you like three bags of groceries.
Dude Ron Paul that was a movement.
What depends what you buy though.
If you buy cheap stuff like you're living in college like rice and ramen and chips.
I don't know how people make it nowadays.
Rice is eight dollars for 20 pounds.
It's literally the cheapest food that exists.
Three dollars will last you five months.
I was actually watching a documentary.
Five months and he just ate rice though.
Oh no then it's going to cost you 16 dollars.
We're not living in like Vietnam in the 60s.
I was watching a documentary on how rice is made today actually.
That's great.
It's like there's so much that goes into it.
Like they have to like there's all this like rice seeds like scattered through the field
and have to like pick through it and spray shit on it.
Well they say that they say that that's why like so the Chinese aren't actually like they
don't have a higher IQ than Americans.
It's like you know how everybody says they're really good at math like Chinese.
Yeah right.
So that's actually not true.
It's the way that it's am I what do you think I'm going down a bad.
No I just said the Chinese are good at math.
What you mean like.
No no that's not.
Have you been a Chinese kid that wasn't good at math.
I think it's just the work ethic that is well taught to them right.
So they have spatial reasoning skills.
It's part of it.
No they're higher IQ than the white man.
Listen I don't know because they don't even have a nuclear aircraft carrier and we've
got seven of them so I think they're a little behind.
I think it's just a different culture.
Maybe.
So they.
Taught to work hard.
All right so that's part of it.
So it's actually the way that they learn to do math.
So it's easier like to process like big numbers in Chinese.
Yeah yeah because the math system is just completely different.
So and also they say that so many people are rice farmers and it takes so much math to
use such a small amount of space to grow rice because you have to be really efficient with
like the land that you just have to be like really good at math to do that.
And it makes you better at math.
Oh you have to farm rice.
Yeah.
It's like what you see when like you see people that are like geniuses working in low low low
level jobs like say they're like a like a barista or like a fucking cashier cashier
something that can just like do all this math in their head and like all these people like
you could be smart and just like work in the in the poorest job possible like kind of like
good will hunting.
Oh yeah.
The janitor at the college.
It's so amazing though.
Yeah it's like it doesn't necessarily correlate and I was actually watching this video the
other day that said you actually make more money if you're less intelligent because yeah
because yeah.
Yeah.
You get those corporate jobs right.
They don't need like intelligent people.
Yeah.
They just need people that that follow the rules.
Right.
If you're right at the top of the bell curve and then you're the number.
All you have to do to work in those jobs is just follow what people above you are telling
you.
Right.
And that's like a nightmare.
Yeah.
That's what I do.
That's it's nice.
I don't want to think it can be mean either.
I do.
Me neither.
Anytime I have to think I start getting angry.
This is bullshit.
I like those.
You have like kind of an office job right.
Yeah.
Do you like do you think that office jobs are like you know cliche like they make them
out in movies like you just like have a nine to five job and you just go home and want
to kill yourself after.
I mean it's plausible.
You know you ever see office space.
Yeah.
Where you're just sitting in traffic.
He's going full dopamine detox.
He has an office job too.
And he's dopamine detoxing.
Yeah.
I really could probably watch me try and think that that was interesting.
You might be right.
You're total monk man.
You must like see everything.
Do you prefer the office job to like the last job you have that wasn't like blue collar.
Well there's there's parts of it that I miss.
But this you know.
Oh man.
Yeah.
Do I do I prefer it over that.
Man I don't know.
It's they each have their their drawbacks.
There's downsides to each.
It's like writing your own schedule is pretty cool.
You know like.
Yeah working whenever you want is a pretty big benefit.
You get to work whenever you want.
Yeah it's like you know I just want to work four hours day just work four hours.
Wow.
You know I want to work eight hours I work eight hours.
Oh.
If you know just.
What does that mean so like.
But you got you always end up with 40 hours standard.
Yeah so I just I just have to be 40.
So it's cool.
But some days you work like 12 hours and some days you work for.
Right.
Yeah.
Oh I see.
Yeah.
So I need the structure man.
I would probably just sit on my couch.
Well dude that's the that's the struggle.
That's the problem.
I just like push it off.
I play guitar.
I go and play flight simulator.
Oh yeah.
I go to the gym.
Oh yeah.
I go to the gym at five o'clock at night.
Same.
That's like what is like working three 12 hour shifts a week.
You have four days off.
Dude that see that's what I miss.
I miss that schedule because it's just it's so nice to not have anything hanging over
your head.
I agree.
It's nice.
I like it.
I like to.
But you were talking about like anti work this week.
What's that.
You were talking about like anti work stuff this week.
Anti work stuff.
Yeah.
Like the anti work movement.
Oh yeah.
Like we should like work part time.
Like people should work like 10 hours for a week.
Dude if you look if or does not work if you could sustain that people like working.
I don't but some people really like it.
Well I it's like a religion to them.
I want to I want to work.
But there should be that option.
But yeah like dude if if your housing was all taken care of and you just want to work
10 hours a week and like well I think you need like a purpose right.
Like you need something to do to feel like your life is meaningful.
Yeah absolutely.
But doesn't necessarily have to be work.
Now yeah.
Does your job make you feel like your life is meaningful.
Either of you.
Meaning.
I mean it does like most of the time I feel like it does.
There's so many like bad things that you get that I don't know if it equals out with like
the times that you feel it's meaningful.
You know like when people say like thank you or like you know you may feel better.
It's like meaningful.
When you get like Zofran.
And they're like you saved my life.
Yeah.
I'm not I'm not.
That was just a joke.
No I know what you mean.
But but I don't know if it necessarily equals out what the times were like how like horrible
it is sometimes.
Oh dude I just I just think about it and I just don't know.
I don't know how.
I don't know how you guys do it.
It takes a special kind of person.
Dude I'm impressed with all these people.
Yeah they are pretty impressive.
Well people get trapped in these like jobs that they don't that like they have no purpose
that where they're just like following orders you know like corporate jobs.
And so that's where like the whole anti-work thing where people like most people don't
like their jobs.
Yeah.
Right.
Like they're trying to be like humans weren't put on this earth to just work themselves
death for 70 years.
Like they were like put on this earth for like a purpose like to like I mean I think
they are meaningful experiences in life other than like having a job where you just work
yourself.
But that's new though at the same time.
I agree but that's new because you think about it like of the life expectancy like 150 years
ago you know you basically just grew up and worked until you died.
Yeah.
And you died at like 38.
That's pretty much what your life was.
So that's like you know it's like a new thing to have free time.
It's fucking strange.
I think about that all the time like people like literally like would be dead by 40.
Like that was it.
Like you were eating porridge.
But think about before civilization was a thing you know like back a couple thousand
years ago where people didn't have like jobs they just woke up and fucking hunted and gathered
for the day and then they fucking got back to their shelter and they fucking you know
ate food.
That's like my dream.
Yeah they just have like a purpose other than like to survive.
It's like animals you know.
Yeah but I mean they're actually probably really happy because they got they got purpose
from you know they caught they killed a turkey for their family.
They might be happier than all of us in civilization today.
Oh I'm sure they were.
Them bitches be hungry.
Them bitches be cold.
You know how rewarding it would be to catch like you ever see the movie The Revenant.
Yeah with the bear rape.
Yeah with Leonardo DiCaprio.
No.
Oh he like catches he's like starving right and he catches a fucking raw fish out of the
river and he fucking just houses into the fish while it's still alive.
Starts eating it.
Yeah he just eats the whole thing while it's still alive he's so hungry.
Jesus.
That's like a primal thing that we used to have.
Casey wants to live like that.
You know we used to have this like primal thing where we would just be okay with happy
with surviving.
I feel like I feel like I would go in naked and afraid then dude.
I feel like I'm probably trying to eat a fruit first.
Naked and afraid.
Casey I'm naked and afraid that'd be funny.
And then he fucking so he's like dying right.
He's like lost in the wilderness and like fucking Wyoming and his like horse falls off
a cliff because he's running from the fucking French or whatever and he the horse dies so
he fucking guts the horse and like takes all its organs out and then he fucking sleeps in
the horse at night.
I feel like I heard about that.
Yeah.
Did that actually happen.
What.
Like.
Oh it's based on a true story.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Leonardo DiCaprio was just going for an Oscar for that one.
Jeez.
Which he won.
God that's that.
Hey dude you got to survive.
You got to do what you got to do.
I just sometimes I run through these scenarios in my head like if I was in a survival situation
like what would I do.
You know.
Yeah.
Dude when people are pushed to the brink some scary shit happens like there's this one I
don't know.
One of these UFC fighters is from Venezuela and there's like everybody was starving at
like some point in there.
I think it was Venezuela one of those countries down there.
And yeah there's like no food.
Everybody in the country was starving.
And so his family had to like fucking cook their dog and eat it.
It's like how bad.
I feel like there's a couple of things I would try before I got to that point.
You know but I think about that I'm like how hungry would I have to be to eat my my fucking
cat.
Dude they were like I'd rather be dead.
They're like I'm hungry.
It's it's time for fourth meal.
That's like they're like they just look at the dog like you're that's that's that is
just but your brain changes man.
Well you have to because that prime will drive to survive and to like eat is is greater.
I'd rather be dead.
I'd rather be dead than eat your dog.
And a lot of people would be a lot of people would fucking die.
My pets are my fucking children.
Me too.
Yeah.
You know I wouldn't eat my cat but.
Well I mean.
And there's a lot of people I wouldn't.
They probably said we'd never eat our dog and then then the government wasn't there
to provide.
Well I mean where was this.
This is one of those South American countries.
I thought you were going to say like Vietnam.
No that's a delicate.
That's like an every night.
Every night they got a new dog and then they just kill it and cook it.
It's dinner.
That's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten.
Oh geez.
I don't have to say frog legs.
I did not like that shit.
That sounds terrible.
I was like oh.
Sounds like it sounds like eating rubber.
I don't know if it was that bad.
I was I was saying amphibians are like rubbery you know.
Like they got that.
Definitely had the chicken feel.
You're like OK I guess I'd see it but.
Every eel.
And like sushi.
Yeah.
That's it.
I don't like it.
It's the weirdest thing.
What.
The eels always taste good in sushi.
That's always like kind of meaty.
I ate a kangaroo jerky one time.
That sounds awesome.
That I would do.
I would love to eat a kangaroo.
Poor little Joey.
It was very tough.
There's just certain animals that are just.
You probably were eating the pouch.
That was the problem.
I really want to shoot a fucking horse and eat it.
I just yeah it's a delicacy in Canada.
If you killed a horse that would be horrendous.
I fucking hate horses.
Nobody would like you.
I killed a horse.
Horses were the primary means of transport a hundred years ago.
To kill and eat a dog is one thing.
I'm not here to make friends I'm here to eat.
120 years ago.
I just.
Horses were a vital part of human development.
Dude there's some of the dumbest fucking animals I've ever encountered.
That's why they make good fucking you know.
They do what you tell you.
You do what they tell you.
Casey's hungry.
Casey's like give me some horse meat.
Dude I just I think I've told this story about this one time I fed a horse a carrot.
I fed it a carrot.
I don't know.
I fed it a carrot.
Had more carrots in my hand.
And then it tried to bite me.
Yeah.
And it's like motherfucker I got more carrots dude.
Like you just gotta be nice to me.
Sounds like an intimate moment.
And I'll give you more carrots.
But they're just such assholes that it just literally tried to bite me.
It's like dude I got a fucking pocket full of these fucking carrots.
They just want more food bro.
Yeah.
Fucking dumb.
Bitches.
No I.
Bitches be crazy.
That shoot a horse and eat a thing.
Horse bitches be crazy.
My buddy in fourth grade like wrote that on a piece of paper that he wanted to shoot a
horse and eat it.
And they sent him to the office.
Well he's hungry.
That's weird.
I mean now they'd probably lock the school down.
Oh Drake Belfort was found after he was reporting missing in Florida.
Alive?
Yeah yeah yeah.
He was found near a high school.
Jesus Christ.
What was he doing there?
I don't know.
Jesus Christ.
It must be uh.
Must suck to like be a child actor and then grow up and just have no purpose in life.
That's terrible.
Well you can hang out with all the other child actors.
He probably hangs out with like Britney Spears.
Britney yeah.
They're just saying that's cool.
Imagine if Britney Spears was your friend.
Even Screech I'd be like oh that's cool.
I bet famous people are actually really fucking boring.
Because it's like what do you do after you've done everything?
It's like oh let's go do cocaine.
Exactly.
That's why people like who have these like life changing experiences in their 20s or
like even before that in their teens like grow up to be like you know have drug problems
stuff.
Because yeah it's like what else are you going to do but have a drug problem.
It's like the only thing to do.
That's like the cool thing to do.
But you can apply that to like other things too like um like military and stuff if you
have those like experiences when you're in your 20s.
Or you go to war and shit.
I was watching some uh Ukrainian um fighting videos this week actually.
Damn.
Well hold on hold on finish that thought.
So you're saying like if you go to war like in your 20s and.
Yeah then you just like once you get back it's like you've already experienced like
all that like hardship and like everything that's like good and bad in life.
And so like nothing will ever live up to that.
You know what I mean?
Right.
And like you can say that about a lot of things.
But that's just like an example.
Yeah I actually it's interesting.
There's this one doctor I follow he's a psychiatrist.
He's really famous doctor.
He's like a celebrity doctor.
Dr. Amon.
Yeah.
You ever heard of him?
No no no.
He's like Justin Bieber's doctor.
He's uh.
He's Justin Bieber's doctor?
Yeah a lot of celebrities.
He's their doctor.
That's the second time you've heard of Justin Bieber tonight.
Yeah.
Take a shot every time we say Justin Bieber.
Is he Bruno Mars doctor?
I don't know.
He's a he's a lot of he's a doctor for a lot of um like professional athletes because they
especially NFL players because they suffer concussions.
So that's like kind of his specialty is he does this like special brain scan.
But um.
MRI?
Uh no it's called a spec scan.
So they they use um it's like just a very small amount of radiation that goes in your
bloodstream and then they they follow it.
They track it through the vessels.
Well it's kind of like an MRI.
But it's it's a little different.
It's like because it's a single it's just a single um I forget what it is.
It's not like IV contrast.
It's just like a single small dose of radiation like kind of like an MRI is not that much
radiation right?
Yeah but it's like a single I don't know what it is.
You gotta look up what a spec is.
It's a fucking atom bomb bitch.
Could be.
But um yeah he was saying that like people who are celebrities like when they're young
he's like he's like I feel bad for them because their brain has adapted to like experiencing
all this dopamine and it'll never experience that much.
I knew you were a dopamine.
Yeah.
I'm huge on those dopamine.
You're into dopamine.
I'm so into dopamine.
Me too.
It's so it's so fascinating.
It is.
Because that's what I was saying like like even with like like uh jobs or like experiences
where like you know you're a soldier and you're getting that like adrenaline rush even though
it's like a bad situation you still have that like dopamine rush of like making it out alive
and being like close to death.
Yeah.
So it's kind of like that.
Yeah.
Like why people like come back from war and like get PTSD and shit.
Oh absolutely and they want to go back.
Yeah they want to go back.
Like yeah.
That's because they get a rush from coming back alive and going to the grocery store.
Yeah.
Like you're intense man.
Yeah I was actually listening to this guy on Joe Rogan who he was a guitarist for Nirvana.
Oh which one?
He was way back in the day and Soundgarden.
Oh.
And then he became a what is it an army ranger.
Pat Smear?
In a green beret.
No.
I don't know if it's something ever something.
Chris Evans yes.
Is that his name?
No.
Yeah I'll say actor.
No what's his name?
Hold on a sec.
It's a but he was saying that.
Man where was I going with this with the war thing.
Oh like why some people get PTSD and why other people don't.
You know what I got PTSD from?
Saving Private Ryan.
I was not ready for that opening.
I was like 15 years old.
That's my girlfriend.
Holy shit.
Shit is fucked.
But there's people that.
That was fucked up.
Fuck that movie.
Do you think there's actually people that don't get PTSD or feel judged.
Just kind of ignore it.
He's kind of he's one of them and he was saying that they did a study.
He went to Columbia like after he he was in the military.
He's a pretty smart dude.
He's got a degree in philosophy.
But he was saying that people come back and then they don't have that sense of like tribe
anymore and they say that that's that's actually a lot of what PTSD is because that's so like
bonding and with them when you take that away that's like a huge portion of it.
That's the that's the same thing as like working in like like first responders right.
Yeah.
When you leave it.
Yeah.
So like everything else is boring.
Yeah.
So that's I wouldn't say I have like PTSD but you know I still I still have these like
traumatic experiences you know that like come back.
Really.
Yeah.
Definitely from working on the on the ambulance.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Is it like that movie with Nicolas Cage.
You guys probably watched that one where he's like the ambulance driver.
No.
Bringing out the dead.
I knew.
Oh yeah.
It's a good movie.
I figured you guys have watched it.
You don't have you don't have any PTSD from that.
From from the ambulance from anything.
I mean I mean I'm sure I do.
You know I'm sure everybody's got a touch of it that did that stuff.
They have to.
There's no way you can't.
But I can't remember like a single.
Oh you worked at a job where you had to like cut off the bodies.
That's a different story.
Yeah.
That that was something completely different.
Oh yeah.
You told us about that.
Yeah.
No but I think there's another thing called complex PTSD.
Right.
Like.
Like I don't remember any specific event.
Anything that really bothered me that like kept me up.
Anything like that.
You know.
But complex PTSD is like smaller stresses over a long period of time.
And they add up to to something more than just regular PTSD.
You know.
So it's like happening in the background and you don't even realize it.
Yeah.
I'm not saying that.
You know.
That's just another thing that can happen.
You know.
I think anybody with those traumatic experiences would have some degree of PTSD.
Yeah.
For sure.
I mean you guys probably doing the stuff that you do.
They're still.
It's not as bad.
Well I mean you know somebody comes into the ER.
You know.
Oh yeah.
Like that's that's still the same thing.
Have you had a shooting victim?
No but you know.
Oh it will though.
Traumatic experiences.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Help me.
I got shot in the chest man.
Trauma.
Help me.
Save me.
Save me Kacen.
Save me.
Be like fucking war stories.
Kacen save me.
I bleed down this floor man.
Please help me.
God damn it.
Don't you want to help me?
Oh my God.
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
What's been going on in the world this week?
Man.
Joe Biden is a fucking.
Oh Joe fucking Biden.
Let me ask you.
Did I ask this about the about being on the airplane?
Did I say that last episode?
No I don't know.
If you're sitting on an airplane.
All right.
Getting ready to take off and the captain comes out and introduces himself.
Oh and it was Joe Biden.
It was Joe Biden.
Do you get off the plane?
Or do you stay on that plane?
What would you what would you do?
That's funny.
I think there should be a maximum.
I jumped out of the freaking like you know you know the bus or something.
He was the bus driver.
I'd be like no you know nothing like that.
The pilot.
That guy's cemented.
We all know it.
There should be a maximum age that you can be president.
Once you stumbled up those fucking stairs you were like this dude is off.
You can't be stumbling around as president.
Falling off the bike falling up and down the stairs.
Oh he fell off the bike.
Yeah just talking about ice cream when kids got shot in the face.
I got a whole fridge full of ice cream.
Bet those kids wouldn't like to have some.
Oh and that was after the recent shooting?
It was like literally a press conference for the shooting.
Wow.
Yeah the guy the guy is just they're really secure in a spot for Donald Trump.
Like the Democrats don't even realize that they're like yeah they're just they're securing
him as president.
Like the longer you let this go on.
I think I think Biden will be reelected if he if he makes it.
I don't think he will.
Wait what is it 2024?
He's not he's not gonna be reelected because I know I know.
You think he's gonna die before then?
Dude I know people that yeah well something he's not he's not gonna make it mentally that
but.
And then Kamala Harris do you think she's gonna even be there?
Well you know what he likes her.
Nobody I've never heard one good thing said about this woman.
I I don't think she wants to be president.
It doesn't seem like I don't get the vibe.
I think I don't get the vibe she wants the responsibility.
She just hated too much almost.
Yeah.
She's reviled.
But you know what dude I I hate to say this.
I think that she needs to be the president.
I'm serious.
I'm supposed to Biden maybe.
Yes I'm dead serious dude.
She needs to take the spot.
That's why I have like obviously that's why I think that was the original plan.
Because you know what dude look dude I'm I'm I'm this is against my political views but
I'm saying for the sake of the country she needs to be the president right now.
Yeah yeah.
Yeah sure that was the plan.
And Biden just lasted fucking longer than they imagined.
He doesn't make any decisions.
He's just there as a puppet.
Are you crazy?
They could just put a frickin sock puppet up there and be the same thing.
Here's the problem okay.
Really the president is a lot more like the royal family in Britain.
It's just kind of like they don't really do a lot but they have to be articulate.
Like you just have to be.
Because the problem is is nobody respects us right now.
It's so bad.
Like there's that whole incident where Biden went over to Britain and he passed gas in
front of the royal family.
Yeah.
So what he's an old man.
Yeah but it's.
You think the royal family don't fart?
Fuck.
But dude it's like it's like you got to put on a front.
Like you got to at least try.
You're like the queen in shart when she was 98 years old.
Oh I'm sure she did.
But um.
Everybody knows he nasty.
Everybody knows he got shit stains in his undies.
The thing is is like even France is like even France is like I don't think we can I don't
think we're gonna go along with what the U.S. is doing.
Oh my god.
We should have known you would love France.
Yeah that guy.
Well look I'm not saying I like France but I'm saying they gave us the Statue of Liberty.
They're OK on that front.
They had they were the birthplace of that like yellow jacket rebellion thing.
You remember that?
No.
That was like a big movement.
They had like everybody like a neon.
They were really resisting things.
I was kind of like a Marie Le Pen you know but they I think they were a little bit more
you know right wing.
I thought that was in Britain.
No that was in France.
Oh man there's an old saying about the French.
I think I've said it before.
They're weird.
The French copy the French copy no one and no one copies the French.
So you take that however you want it but they are they're strange bunch.
Oh let's talk about the.
Oh my god.
I gotta take a piss.
I think of the World Cup.
The World Cup?
Yeah.
Did you watch any of it?
No I'm you know I missed out this year but was it good?
I can't believe we didn't talk about the.
Yeah it wasn't that good.
I mean they had.
Who won the World Cup?
I want to say France.
You know it's sad that I can't even remember.
That's like how much I checked out on it.
France against somebody and it was kind of like an epic showdown.
2022.
Damn.
I have no clue.
I couldn't tell you.
France.
I remember watching like you remember the World Cup in 2010 with all the horns in South
Africa.
Yeah that was my favorite World Cup because that was.
Yeah.
I played soccer during that and like people were like doing the horns.
At your soccer games?
Yeah the vuvuzela.
Ah I didn't know you played soccer.
Yeah yeah.
Did you?
I played a lot of soccer growing up too.
Oh Argentina.
Yeah Lionel Messi won me.
Yes.
He finally fucking won the World Cup.
That was awesome.
And that was so cool that they beat France.
Yeah.
I can't believe I couldn't remember that.
I'm getting old I guess.
Soccer is so much popular in the rest of the world.
Hold on here.
Who fucking cares about it here?
Well the man I wish we went down to the park.
Look at this.
The choice to host the World Cup in Qatar attracted significant criticism with concerns
raised over the country's treatment of migrant workers, women and members of the LGBT community.
As well as Qatar's climate.
That's like a two year old article.
It's Wikipedia.
Yeah that was like a big deal but you know everybody just still watched it.
The shitty thing was it was like the games were on at like bad times.
How do you feel about these countries like these like Middle Eastern countries where
it's like Sharia law and where like women can't like drive and they like they have to
go out in the hijabs and like.
I'll say one thing.
I don't even want to say it on this shit.
You know what I like Islam is right about women.
You remember that shit.
Oh so you so you're agreeing with it.
Oh my God.
No you know I I really like you know the freedom that women have in our culture.
I think it's cool.
I just think it's like a little run amok when like the Mary Sue.
I think any law that is a religious law should be struck down.
What is in a religious law though.
Like where do you get your morals from.
You know it's from a religious code.
From fucking humanity from society you know.
No I don't know.
How do you feel about Sharia law.
I don't like bar.
Dude there's Sharia law doesn't that mean that that's like the rules of Muslimism.
Like laws based on the Quran.
Where like you know women can't drive they can't go out in public without like the hijabs
and that like cover their face.
Yeah then they come to the US and it's like.
And they still wear that.
I think it's good.
Some of them do.
Yeah.
I think it's a good thing.
You think what's good Sharia law?
Yeah sounds good.
What the fuck.
Does it sound too bad?
Really why?
No I'm just joking.
Is that the kind of wife you want?
It sounds terrible.
I remember the first episode of table of sessions.
Man you know it's an illusion that you're going to have that kind of a wife.
These goddamn Muslims.
The kind of a wife what kind of wife?
No I'm just saying that's going to be like that kind of subservient you know.
But that's what we all want.
You don't want that one you know but if you got it you wouldn't want it.
Like you weren't raised to want something like that you know.
It just wouldn't be comfortable.
You don't think so?
No I don't think so at all.
Somebody that's like you know you lose interest you know.
I think like our culture we like to have like the playful mind.
I mean you know you like a little mystery a little drama.
You know all this conservatism like in the Muslim cultures.
I think it's interesting but I don't think it works for men of like European descent
at all.
Yeah you might be right.
I mean my buddy was he does construction and he was working at this house and I think that
they were actually I think they were maybe they were Indian.
I think they were Indian and the wife was home and the husband came home and he called
his wife upstairs.
He's like upstairs now right.
So he went up there and like screamed at her because she didn't make my friend a meal.
Oh god.
So she came down and started cooking.
Dude it's all just foreplay.
Then they like you leave and then they just go fuck the hell out of each other.
It's just a game.
That's a real thing.
Yeah whatever.
I don't fall for the crap.
Causing fights just to you know.
Yeah.
That's fucked up.
It's like a real part of psychology.
Islam is like very sexual.
It's all just to get each other wet you know.
Wet and hard.
All the anger.
They just turn the anger into passion.
I mean they can't even like the woman can't even go outside with it like covering everything
except their eyes right.
Because they go like all that it's like reserved for the man like to look at them.
Is that really what it's about?
That's what it's about.
That's pretty cool.
Because the only person that can see the woman is like their their husband.
Dude doesn't that sound so fucked up though if you really thought about it.
It's like no fine you should be able to have your own existence.
I can't you know women it's just can't even think about them like that.
They're just you know that whole 50s thing.
I don't think that ever was the case.
And it was very artificial.
Like oh oh I see what you're saying like the whole like they're at home vacuuming.
Yeah like they never were happy doing that you know.
There was always that dark side of every housewife that was like oh man what the fuck.
I could be doing something more interesting.
Right yeah I mean that's when Ritalin came out.
It was actually originally made for housewives.
So they could do like more chores.
The best system right now is just you know you have one or two kids and then you know
you can both go out and have fun jobs and still you know.
But you got to find a balance too.
People get too caught up in their work.
Yeah yeah.
Yeah that is true.
Becomes their identity.
I'm saying work hard but if you have kids you got to like really put some work into
the kids.
I think people should just work like 10 hours per week.
Oh my god.
And get paid $100 per hour.
Yeah yeah and just like have the rest of the week off.
It's like you know we weren't put on this earth to work man.
What does that break down to?
A thousand bucks.
That's all you get.
A thousand bucks a week.
$100 stipend.
$200 bucks an hour.
We should just we should just have robots make everything and everything should be
automated and then we export to other countries and then because this is happening in the
United States every citizen gets a portion because it's taking jobs from people.
We're not going to have jobs anymore.
But you want to do that with everybody working 10 hours a week.
Yo that shit is insane.
Dude that would be awesome.
It would take some serious effort to make shit happen in this world.
Dude 20 hours a week would be dope.
I would be so good with that.
Nothing would happen.
It would be gridlocked.
That's fine.
What needs to happen?
I'm working 20 hours a week.
What's up?
People need to express themselves.
They need to let God work through them.
Like they have missions.
You can't shut people down with this fucking nonsense.
I got to play Flight Simulator man.
Like I got stuff to do.
I got a guitar to play.
I got I just got stuff to do.
I got to play Flight Simulator man.
You ever think you're going to be a real pilot?
Dude what's that?
You ever think you're going to fly a real plane?
Dude I don't have the attention.
You just be up in the air and you just get distracted and crash.
Well it'd be more like when something went wrong and there's like checklists.
And it's just like following those checklists under such panic.
Dude actually the first thing I was talking about, speaking of plane crashes because we
were talking about that, first thing I woke up to this morning was watching videos of
plane crashes.
I was watching plane crash videos earlier.
I was watching snakes on a plane.
Which is awful.
I've never seen that.
That's awful.
It wasn't that good.
No.
Have you ever seen a mentor pilot?
No.
He's like this German pilot that breaks down plane crashes.
Oh really?
And like why they happened.
And he's really good.
Each one's like a half hour.
They're so long to watch.
But it's so interesting.
Like he was talking about this one yesterday where Air Canada was coming into San Francisco
airport and they lined up with the taxiway that there was like six planes on.
And to land?
To land yeah.
So generally, so runway numbers, they're numbered by the degrees on the compass.
So they're generally only two numbers.
So 360 degrees on the compass will be runway 36.
So like 180 on the compass will be runway 18.
So the numbers after the runway, the letters after the runway are right or left.
So if you're 18L, that's runway 180 degrees left.
Or 18R is runway 180 degrees right.
So what happened is runway, the runway on the left, I don't know what number it was.
I think it was 28.
So it'd be 280 degrees.
Was closed for maintenance.
So pilots are used to seeing at a lot of big international airports, two runways side by
side.
Right?
Yeah.
So if there's a left and a right.
So they were to line up with runway 28 right.
So they saw the memo before they left the previous airport that one of the runways was
closed for maintenance.
But it was just like such a small little memo.
They just flipped through and didn't see it.
So when they broke through the cloud cover and they were coming in for landing, they
were told to land on 28 right.
And they lined up with a taxiway because they're expecting to see two runways.
And they came within 14 feet of one of the planes, the tail on the plane that was sitting
on the taxiway.
They're all sitting there waiting to depart.
And like one of them was blinking their like landing lights in the front.
Right.
And one of the guys on the radio is like, what's this guy doing?
He's lining up with the taxiway.
And they heard that and then like initiated a go around.
Yeah.
And they say if that plane hit the other planes, like if it crashed into them, it would have
been the worst transportation accident in history because it would have killed a thousand
people.
Wow.
Because they're all fully loaded airliners, three of them.
So you got the one in the air and then hits the three on the taxiway.
Yeah.
You know.
So it's just plane crashes are scary, dude.
Like have you ever seen like those plane crashes where the two planes crash into each other
in the air?
No.
Like what's it called?
That Teterboro.
The one in.
I forgot what it's called.
The one where like a plane crashed into another plane and there was like a fully loaded 747
and like like probably like a fully loaded Airbus.
And they just fucking like, I don't know how it happened, but the air traffic controller
must have been have to been, you know, fucked.
Like you ever see Breaking Bad?
Yeah.
Like that, that, that scene with the plane crash where, where the dad's all fucked up
because his daughter dies and the fucking, the, the, you know, it's just like hedging
on this one person that the planes can just crash into each other.
Dude, that is, well, air traffic controllers have one of the most stressful jobs and they
have one of the highest rates of alcoholism.
Yeah, you have to to have some.
I need a drink.
How else are you going to do this fucking job?
I need a drink.
Yeah, no, it's, it's a hard job.
I'm calling it quits.
I gotta go to bed.
Okay.
That was fun though.
We'll take a break.
All right.
Leaving already?
I know.
It's 15 minutes in, man.
I worked today.
He's a day shifter.
Oh.
All right.
We'll take a break until the podcast.
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Bro, he's cracking the label.
No need to shake.
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I don't know if I've ever seen that kind of reaction from Dan before.
Oh, yeah.
I'm kind of afraid to try this, man.
Oh, that's great.
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All right.
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Oh!
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Jesus Christ.
That's like getting kicked in the fucking face.
Oh!
Damn, that's good.
Dude, my nose bleeding.
That's what it feels like.
What the fuck?
Dude, that stuff is great.
What the fuck is this shit?
This shit should be fucking illegal.
Whoa.
I kind of want to go again, but...
I feel like I just got pepper sprayed.
Dude, that is...
What the fuck?
That is...
God, that can't be good for you.
Like, I feel like...
Bro, I feel fucking great.
Are you kidding me?
God.
I feel amazing.
I feel like I just got fucking mace.
Damn.
You gonna do another hit?
Yeah, I'm gonna do another hit.
What the fuck is this?
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Whoa!
I don't know.
I've never seen this kind of reaction out of a damn thing.
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Jesus Christ.
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That is some potent shit.
What the fuck, man?
That's like fucking...
You know how...
You know how Ali Magi...
In the first couple episodes, we're eating those emeralds?
He's fucking tearing up over here.
Oh.
Bro.
He's tearing up.
This is like how it feels to eat a ghost pepper, bro.
Jesus fucking Christ.
That is fucking atomic shit.
Wow.
Bro, it just...
It feels like when you breathe it in...
Instantly, there's something inside your sinuses that needs to get the fuck out.
Yeah.
That is unlike anything I've ever tried.
I'm like fucking shaking.
We're fucking like...
We're stepping up the bar on Untitled Podcast.
Bro.
Ali Magi would throw up.
He would instantly projectile.
I know.
If Ali Magi was here...
I was planning, if Ali Magi was here, I was planning to just get the garbage can ready
for him next to him because I knew he would throw up from that.
Dude.
Dude, that's bad.
But you didn't throw up.
No.
I didn't throw up.
But you know Ali Magi would.
Dude, but it's just like you got to get it out.
That's what the yelling is about.
It's because your body is just trying to get it out.
Yeah.
It's like...
You ever go into a place and it's like a really strong smell, like a very foul smell?
Oh, yeah.
Nursing homes.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Like a GI pleader.
Like someone that's been dead for a week.
Yeah.
It's just like, I got to get the fuck out of here.
You know, I can't get that smell.
Like I was cleaning out that fucking garbage bin the other day and it has a fucking dead
squirrel in it for the last six months.
Oh, yeah.
I remember it was frozen in the ice.
Yeah.
I got that out.
That was gross.
It thawed out.
Dude, so what were we talking about?
I don't know, dude.
I feel like my memory for the last week was just deleted when I did that stuff.
Same.
I feel like it just cleared my ram.
Bro, you've been housing those fucking pure leaves over there.
That's all I used to drink was pure leaf.
I'm going hard, dude.
I'm a hard motherfucker.
I fucking cut that shit out because I was like, this shit is making me agitated.
Just plain tea?
Caffeine.
Oh, yeah.
No, caffeine's not good.
It's not a good...
In small doses, it's good.
But if you want to feel some calmness of mind, cut caffeine out for a while.
You'll feel fucking great.
Yeah, I have for probably the last year.
Yeah.
I know I've talked about this before, but a lot of things people have going on, it's
over consumption of caffeine for sure.
I mean, that's how it works.
That's why everybody's so on edge in public.
If you have a public service job, you can see everybody's on caffeine.
Oh, of course.
I think a lot of people are taking prescription medications to compensate for their over consumption
of caffeine because people don't think about it.
It's not something that's on anybody's radar.
Oh, could it be this caffeine that's making me anxious?
It's like, yeah, because that's its job.
That's how it works.
Yeah, because I had some issues with anxiety.
That's why I cut out the caffeine.
Yeah, that helped.
Yeah.
So you said the threshold is what?
Like 200 milligrams?
For what?
For addiction, like caffeine addiction.
Oh, 200 milligrams a day.
Yep.
Which is a standard cup of coffee, probably like a large cup of coffee.
Oh, yeah, probably from Starbucks.
Yep.
Yeah.
Large cup of coffee.
Yeah.
This stuff is like 50 milligrams per bottle.
Because I used to take fucking caffeine tablets that were 200 milligrams each.
Yeah.
Take like four of them.
No snooze.
Yeah.
I used to take that in school.
And I remember this guy was like doing something in lab, right?
And before he could even ask us the question, like as a group, I was answering the questions.
Yeah.
Because I was so blasted on that no snooze caffeine pills.
Which class?
It was in paramedic school.
Oh, okay.
And I was just like, he was asking us, I forget what questions he was asking us, but before
he could finish the sentence, I was blurting out the answers.
Because it was just like, caffeine is, it does improve your memory.
It does improve your like reaction time.
It's not going to improve your anxiety though.
No, but that's the thing.
It's at the expense of anxiety.
That's it literally, because it's releasing norepinephrine, you know, an epinephrine.
That's how it works.
So it's basically dumping your adrenal glands.
So it's a credit card.
So you're going to get a little more alertness and a little more ability to create memories
at the expense of anxiety.
So you're going to be more anxious.
That's just, that's it.
Like that's how it works.
Like it's that simple.
Creates anxiety at the expense, you know, gives you superpowers at the expense of anxiety.
Anyway, enough about caffeine.
Fucking caffeine.
Oh my God.
I just got anxious thinking about that.
Yeah.
Jesus Christ.
We were talking about fucking Ukraine, right?
Ukraine, my Ukraine.
So I was watching some like videos of like the, the fucking guys in Ukraine, the soldiers
fighting the Russians and they were like in the woods, right?
And they were like in like the dead tree.
You could see like all the dead trees and the swamp around them.
And they're like all these, there were some British mercenaries fighting too.
And they're just hiding, hiding behind trees.
And all they had for cover was the fucking trees while the Russians were shooting at
them.
And they were just fucking spraying like the tree line to try to get the cover off them.
And they were just like, they couldn't see them.
They were just like shooting like in the dark.
Who was shooting?
The Ukrainians and the British mercenaries.
Were just shooting into the dark.
Yeah.
At the, at the tree line where the Russian soldiers were.
But that's like so fucking scary though.
When you're just like, you know, you just, you just have to fucking shoot to stay alive
to hope that, you know, you'll, you'll like throw the enemy off with like a bullet.
You have nothing to like aim at.
Dude, it's just like so fucking pointless.
It's like, can you imagine dying as a mercenary?
Yeah.
It's like, dude, what are you, what?
It's like, that's not even your country.
It's like, what do you get a lot for a paycheck?
You're going to kill people for a fucking paycheck?
But isn't that why, but isn't that like the point of modern soldiers?
Like I know that people sign up because they want to like do service for the country, but
soldiers are just working for a paycheck, right?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, partially, but it's your country.
But why is it any different?
Because if it came down to it and you had to die, it's you're dying for your country.
But what is a country though?
Like how does that, how does your country directly benefit your life?
Well, why is it beneficial to my survival?
Like money is beneficial to my survival because I can buy things that cost money.
But like, my country is not as good as money.
You know?
Dude, that's terrible.
You get some indigestion from the, from the smelling salts there.
Something's going on.
I don't know what.
This is like what?
This is like what a ghost pepper feels like folks.
Yeah, it's fucking me up.
I'll say you have, you have served your, your time as doing like a ghost pepper or a small
thing.
So you think that counts as one?
Yeah.
You fucking, you fucking house that you fucking probably as bad as like me, me eating a ghost
pepper.
Dude, it felt pretty fucking bad.
That it felt bad.
I actually, what I thought is like, this is probably what it feels like to fucking do
a ghost pepper, but it's short lived.
It's a lot.
Yeah.
No, the taste doesn't linger like on your taste buds, but it's, you took like a fucking
big hit of that.
I'll do it again.
You already look like you're dying over there.
I am.
I probably, I can imagine that stuff would induce an asthma attack if you were prone
to that.
Oh yeah.
Tyler's got to do that shit now.
Yeah.
That's rough.
What was I saying though?
That you like money and you would trade on your country if somebody gave you enough money.
Yeah.
Why isn't it any different?
Like, why isn't any different from a British soldier fighting for us than me as an American
fighting for us just for money?
We got the same paycheck.
He might even get a better paycheck.
You know?
It's just weird.
It's weird because it's your life.
So you would think that if you're going to do something that's going to take your life,
like there's got to be something a little more to it than just money.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
There's no paycheck.
I'm like, I got the hiccups over here.
This is bad.
Bro, I'm just cross this fuck butt.
Yeah, man.
That's kind of creepy.
It's kind of like being a mercenary is just a fucking, it's no way to live, man, because
you're not, you don't really stand for anything.
I like one, I don't trust you as a person.
Like if you're a mercenary, it's like you're, you'll just fight for whoever's paying more
money.
Like, so you just, that's just like, like what the fuck are you doing, dude?
Say you're a British mercenary though.
You're fighting with the Americans.
That's your ally anyway.
What does it matter?
Nah, nah, man.
It's strange.
It's not, if it's not tied to a government, it's, it doesn't make any sense.
So God, this stuff is, what the fuck is up here?
Dad's like, he's trying to hold it together, but he's, he's kind of like Ali Mack in that
one episode where he was dying from the ghost pepper.
You remember that?
Dude, I wonder if maybe doing another one would undo this.
I don't know.
Let's find out.
Do you think, do you think more will make it better?
That's the, uh, that's the theory.
I would try it.
God, I got the hiccups now.
Jesus.
All right.
I guess I gotta do it again.
Oh, well, here you go.
I'm not doing a big one again.
That little one's fine.
Oh, how does that feel?
If you, dude, it feels like being dunked in a pool of bleach.
I'm fucking pure chlorine.
Dude, I was, uh, it actually seems like it helped a little bit.
I was, uh, I was in ninth grade and I was drinking a water bottle.
And this, uh, this kid who was a little touched sat with us at lunch and, uh, he took the
water bottle.
I was drinking it like this and he took his hand and he fucking squeezed the whole thing
and the whole thing went down into my lungs.
Oh my God.
I felt like I have fucking water bar.
Jesus.
What the fuck?
Damn.
And then he broke my sternum in gym class.
The same kid?
Yeah.
I would have fucked this kid up.
Which came first, the waterboarding of the sternum.
The waterboarding.
He was a little touch.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't.
You only get away with so much for being touched.
All right.
So if, if you broke my fucking sternum after you water boarded me, I would literally fucking
destroy that kid.
I would destroy him.
So I would break his teeth on the edge of the toilet.
So you know, I was in gym class playing flag, flag football, right?
Like nobody was taking it seriously.
And flag football, you're supposed to like pull the person's flag off rather than like
have a contact, like tackle them.
So I fucking, I was playing wide receiver.
I caught the ball and this kid fucking, it's what me like fucking heads, butts me into
the sternum and fucking fall down and I can't breathe.
And I'm fucking like dying for air.
But like, yeah, I broke my sternum.
Oh my God.
Damn dude.
That's like serious.
A lot of times when you break your sternum, you can get a cardiac contusion.
You know?
Another episode of things the school nurse did not treat me for.
Did you get x-rays done?
No.
Oh, so you just assumed you had a broken sternum.
Yes.
Did you push on it and you could hear it clicking?
Yes.
Like a snap all cap?
There was a severe amount of pain associated with that.
Damn.
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I would, I'd, I'd have taken that little mental out back and kicked his ass.
All right.
This is, this has been the apology episode of Untitled Podcasts.
This is a Spaulding baseball bat.
This is going to be your best friend for the next five minutes.
Do you ever get like, what's like the worst injuries that you've gotten?
Dude, I actually haven't been injured that much.
Really?
Yeah.
I broke my wrist once.
Um, it wasn't even that.
Oh, I broke my, I broke my fourth metacarpal on this hand.
That's your ring finger?
Oh, maybe it was the fifth.
Which way does it go?
One, two, three, four, five.
Other way.
First metacarpal then?
Uh, no, I think it's the other way, isn't it?
Thumb is the first?
Yeah.
Or pinky's the first.
Pinky's the first.
Thumb.
So fifth metacarpal.
Yeah.
But it's still, I have no knuckle there anymore.
I punched a wall when I was like 20.
So, and I'm like, the doctor knew exactly what it was.
He's like, oh, who won?
You were the wall.
It was from a podcast, right?
What's that?
It was from the podcast, right?
From the podcast?
No, you punched a wall because you were so mad about the podcast, right?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
I was pissed off.
But I forget what it was about.
I think something got deleted on my computer and it was like, it took me like seven hours
to make.
Oh, like Don Juan's palace?
Yeah.
Yes.
I have a history of things getting deleted.
You got to back your shit up, man.
I never fucking back any of my shit up and I fucking pay for it.
I know.
Same, same.
Jesus Christ.
For some reason, like my, I pay for like the iCloud and it doesn't even work.
Like I can't get anything off of it.
So I'm paying for it though.
That's such a fucking scam.
It is, dude.
You pay fucking a dollar a month for fucking 50 G's.
I think I pay three.
Gigabytes.
You know how much that costs Apple?
That costs like 0.0006 cents.
Oh yeah.
Yep.
Dude, that's why they have more money than God.
Yep.
That's why Apple, like I was watching this one like investing video and they're talking
about how like Apple has like 90 billion dollars and instead of using their own cash to like
buy something, they'll go and loan it from the bank.
So there's some like reason behind it, but they'd go out and take a loan for like 20
billion dollars instead of just using their own capital.
Oh, because it's a-
They take out a loan for-
Yeah, because it's a tax deduction.
Like if they just take it out of their own, their own funds.
Oh, and then they pay it back?
Yeah.
It's not the same as if they, they take out a loan and then like, I don't know, like say,
they invest it into something and it doesn't pay dividends right away.
It makes it look like a loss on paper and that's just, that's just the kind of games
they play.
But-
Yeah, I don't know.
You might want to get rid of this.
Why?
Communist Manifesto.
Because I was watching, I was watching this video on a school shooter or was going to
be a school shooter and one of the things they brought up is that she owned a copy of
the Communist Manifesto.
Who was the Nashville shooter?
One of them.
Not that it was either the Nashville one or the one after that.
There's been a one after that?
Yes.
You mean like in the past week?
Yeah, or like at least a planned one.
I think it was a failed school shooter.
I feel like really, I was going to say this earlier.
I just feel like school shooters and mass shooters in general are just getting lazy.
Yeah.
Like, dude, like a fucking-
Well, what's the point of just killing a bunch of people?
What's the point?
Well, it's like obviously you want to go out with a bang and you want to take people down
with you because you're so sad.
Like you've just determined that you're just going out and you're like, I'm just taking
people down with me.
It's so stupid though.
It is.
I mean, but these people are in hell, dude.
That's like a different level of hell.
They're just so fucking fucked up.
It probably feels like an atomic rhino.
It probably feels worse.
Probably worse.
Probably like a Carolina Reaper.
24-7.
But yeah, I just feel like they're getting kind of lazy.
Dude, supermarkets, that's your big, you got to take everybody out at the supermarket.
Was there a supermarket shooting recently?
The one in Buffalo.
Oh yeah.
It's just like, dude, you imagine-
Was that like a race thing?
I thought there was like a shooting in Buffalo that was like somebody shot a bunch of African
American in an African American supermarket.
Oh yeah, yeah, I think it was.
I think it was.
There's been so many fucking shootings we can't even fucking distinguish.
A fucking, god, a fucking supermarket.
It's like, you know, climb up in a tower on a campus.
If you're going to do it.
Like the fucking DC sniper.
Remember that?
Yeah, that was crazy.
That was like wild.
Back in like 2001?
Are they, and like this is just joking.
I don't-
Purely fictional.
I'm not condoning any of this.
It's fucking retard, sorry, ridiculous.
You can't say that word.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
I'm not condoning it, but I'm just saying like, dude, like a fucking supermarket is
just so lazy.
Like a mall, I don't know.
Yeah, but anyway, the DC shooter.
That was wild, dude.
That was scary.
I remember when that was happening.
It was like they didn't know who it was and people were just getting picked off at gas
stations.
But that was like some creativity.
You know what I mean?
Like that guy was like in the trunk of a car.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was wild.
You ever watch the show Criminal Minds?
No.
Oh, it's great.
It's about serial killers.
I love that shit, dude.
FBI profiling.
I like that shit, but it also, it's like, it fucking creeps me out after a while.
Yeah, well it's supposed to.
If you like serial watch like eight episodes of that in a row, I just feel like it's just
You watched that documentary about Ted Bundy on Netflix?
Or no, Jeffrey Dahmer actually.
Yeah, dude, that was fucked up.
I don't like that vibe.
Well, you're not supposed to though.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's just like, I don't know.
It's supposed to be a creepy vibe.
Starts sketching me out after a while.
It's supposed to be like reality though.
Yeah, I mean, I would really just love to like.
Can you imagine being his neighbor?
Be like, this guy was fucking grinding up people for like.
Oh my God.
It so easily could have been you.
Seven months next to you.
Oh God.
The thing that creeps me out the most about, which one was it?
No, who's the, is it Wayne Gacy?
John Wayne Gacy.
John Wayne Gacy, yeah.
That documentary was fucked up.
Oh yeah.
It's supposed to be into all those serial killer documentaries.
Dude, and they were talking about the bodies were buried beneath his house and the worms
that were eating the body.
Like that part, oh God, just freaked me the fuck out.
They were talking about like when the cops were talking about when they shine the light
on these worms.
They were like these red worms they'd never seen before.
They were feeding on the human flesh.
And then like as soon as the light hit them, they like sucked up and went back onto the
ground.
Yeah.
Dude, fucking heavy shit.
Jeffrey Dahmer fucking cut up fucking bodies and you live in like an apartment building.
You like fucking cut up the bodies and like hid the like the heads in the in his trash
bin or something.
Jesus.
And like people are like, what's that smell?
He's like, oh I got it.
You always have the same story of like I've had this rotting meat I've had from my like
I got this rotten meat as a gift and it's sticking up my apartment.
So people are just like, yeah, that's plausible.
Yeah.
I got rid of like a dead squirrel this week.
I was like wearing like a respirator.
I was like with gloves and a shovel.
And I was like, if my neighbors see me, this is not going to be good.
And I'm like, I'm like, I'm holding like a shovel, like chucking dead squirrels in the
fucking woods.
That'd be hilarious.
Is to dig like a grave sized hole in your backyard.
I was thinking about burying it, but.
And then like a grave sized like human grave sized hole and then get something in like
a bag that looks like a body.
And then like have gloves and a suit on and everything.
And then put it in and just bury it and see if like any of your neighbors call the cops.
That's what it fucking looked like.
I was literally cleaning off a fucking dirty shovel with a respirator on and a fucking
fucking gloves on.
Dude, that's we should do some pranks.
That'd be so fun.
Prank calls.
Oh no, I was just saying pranks in general.
But yeah, we can do some prank calls too.
Yeah.
But maybe a little bit.
Fucking Don Wad back from the nursing home in Honolulu, Hawaii.
I was watching that movie Snakes on a Plane.
They took off from Honolulu to LAX.
Oh, did they really?
Yep.
No shit.
Found a bunch of snakes on that goddamn.
Such a stupid fucking movie.
Dude that there's this pilot recently who had like a he took off and then something was
slithering up his shirt.
It ended up being a King Cobra.
Oh God.
It's like, can you imagine you're flying a plane and then all of a sudden there's a King
Cobra on your shirt.
But apparently he like handled it well and just got the plane back and didn't get bit.
So.
We should take some flying lessons.
Yeah, it'd be fun.
I've taken one before.
Really?
Yeah.
I'll show you.
It was pretty cool.
He asked me before the flight if I ever played Flight Simulator.
I'm like, oh fuck yeah I played Flight Simulator.
He's like, oh which version?
I told him.
I'm like, oh I have the older one.
He's like, yeah it's really close to that actually.
And he was just showing me everything.
What's the older one?
Flight Simulator 2000.
So it still had the twin towers on it.
It was pretty dope.
And there was a patch that took it out.
But what was I saying?
Oh yeah, so his name was Luke Rest.
And I never forgot that because it's like Luke Skywalker.
But yeah, he pulled out on the runway and he put it full throttle and he's like, go
ahead and pull it back at 70 knots.
And I'm like, oh no, no, no.
I was just going to watch you.
I'm good.
He's like, yeah you're at 70 knots.
I think it might have been 65.
And he just forced me to do it and it was pretty cool because that's like the best way
to get into it.
Yeah, because he knows if you fuck up he can just save you.
And so I just pulled back and did not look at the ground until we hit 2000 feet.
But it's also kind of scary because like I was talking about last episode, I was watching
that video with that gun instructor who was teaching that nine-year-old girl how to use
an Uzi and he's like, OK, and she fucking shoots the Uzi.
He's like, now I'm going to put it on full automatic.
And she fucking holds the trigger down and fucking shoots him in the head.
Oh my god.
Does it show it?
Does it show him getting hit in the head?
No, I couldn't find a video of the full thing.
Oh my god, dude.
That is just.
I'm sure it has to exist out there.
Yeah, but now that girl is like traumatized because she killed somebody.
Exactly.
I wonder if they they probably didn't even tell her.
I mean, flying a plane is fucking awesome.
But the stakes, if something goes wrong like that.
Like what do you mean?
Like if you crash, you just die.
Yeah, but I mean, it's so controlled, man.
Like things happen.
But you know, so I took some classes in aviation science at community college back in the day.
And the professor is just like, you're going to die anyway.
Like, you might as well die doing something cool.
You know, it was basically.
Exactly.
That's how like all all like shit like that that's dangerous is, you know, like the military
and shit.
Yeah, I mean, dude, I it's not that dangerous.
It is dangerous and shit happens, but it's as dangerous as driving your car.
You know?
Yeah, there's probably there's probably less percentage of deaths right from from aviation
than cars.
I don't know.
That's a good statistic.
No, there definitely is less, but it's only because there's less people who do it.
If the general population were all like percentage, though, you're getting out of my league, bro.
Like like, you know, what percent of people that drive die and what percent of people
that fly planes?
I would say probably 80 percent of people who drive die.
No, it's probably if people.
It's less than one percent.
No, it's probably five percent.
How many people that drive?
No, no.
That are in fatal car accidents.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Five percent of all people in America.
That would be like that would be like 90 million.
Let's see.
Not 90 million.
No, that would be like nine million.
I bet it's I bet it's higher than one percent.
I it's somewhere between one and five.
Then we'll say three percent.
Three percent of people have a fatal car accident.
Yeah.
Their lives.
Yeah, I would say so.
Dude, it's it's a huge hole on a sack.
Let's see.
Let's look at the most common causes of death.
Most common cause of death would be like diseases, right?
Let's see.
Are we going with just the United States?
Sure.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah.
Five might be a little high, but we'll say at least three percent.
I do this high.
You know what?
That can't be right because I think I think there's sixteen hundred motorcycle deaths
in New York state per year.
So that wouldn't even add up.
And that's that's motorcycles.
It's a lot.
Yeah.
Yeah, because three percent would be three out of every one hundred.
Right.
That's that's way too high.
I'm sorry.
You're right.
You're right, Casey.
Motor vehicle deaths.
Yeah.
So 14 forty two thousand nine hundred people died in 2021 from motor vehicle crashes.
So that's a city per year, an entire city.
But forty two thousand, right?
Forty two thousand.
Forty two thousand over three hundred million equals X over one hundred.
What do we got?
No, you just have to divide it.
Forty two thousand divided by three hundred million.
Wait, forty two thousand divided by three hundred million.
That's zero point zero zero zero one four percent.
I got I got zero point zero one four percent.
Times one hundred.
Right.
Forty two thousand times one hundred divided by three hundred zero point zero one four
percent.
So less than a percent.
OK.
Yeah, you're right.
I'm sorry.
Five out of every hundred.
I read trauma records all day, so I have a skewed perspective.
I'm out there thinking way more.
Three hundred people die in a boy's inferno on the freeway.
Well, this is what I hear.
That's after I'm done with eight hours of reading trauma records.
I feel like that's true.
You think every time that I go outside, I have a five percent chance of dying in a blazing
inferno from the interstate.
Yeah, no, you're right.
That was a skewed perspective.
It's a skewed statistic.
But what you're talking about on how much is it for aviation, though?
So aviation deaths in 2021.
Oh, dude, let me guess.
Hold on.
I'm going to guess that in what year?
2021.
Hmm.
I'm going to guess worldwide.
There's a lot of planes going all the time.
I'm going to say that there were 2500 aircraft deaths.
Negative.
There were 134 deaths.
That's it?
Yep.
Holy shit.
So that was in the world.
That's pretty safe.
Yeah, so that's like that's that's way safer than cars.
Well, safer.
But if you flew as much as you drove and there were as many people in the sky, it would be
a lot less safe.
But there's still there's still a lot of planes like every day in the sky, right?
Oh, there's so many.
Yeah, but so many.
It's ridiculous.
But there's not as many people that fly in planes.
As cars that like not even close.
Yeah, like not even.
I mean, obviously, everybody knows that because then all my friends would have airplanes.
I mean, we're eventually we're just going to get to a society where we have like flying
cars or like even just like teleportation devices.
Well, what they're going to have first is they have United is just I think they're trying
to have them out by 2025, where they're like drones, but they carry people.
So they've already signed like contracts for them.
So the Hunger Games.
I've never seen that.
Oh, really?
They take you from like the city center to the airport.
So they're like a taxi.
So it's pretty cool.
They have like eight props, but they're built just like a drone.
So they're going to have like a bus driver that flies it.
You know, I don't know if I would trust a bus driver to fly a fucking intercontinental
drone.
Well, no, no, no.
It's just to take you to the airport.
Oh, so it's like flies, though.
It flies.
Yeah, it's but it's super short distance.
It's like it's like five to 10 miles.
But he's not a pilot.
Well, I mean, dude, it's it's basically going to fly itself.
It's probably it's literally they just need like.
So I guess interview for a job.
They're like, what are your qualifications?
My god, I got no qualification.
They'd be like, that's fine.
I drove a fucking bus in Pakistan for the last two years.
Yes, my friend that drive.
I drive the bus, my friend.
So are you qualified to fly a 10 mile trip in a drone?
Dude, it's literally going to be like they hit a green button and it takes off and flies
itself.
Really?
Oh, I'm sure.
Absolutely.
It's I mean, drones are like the drone I had.
It's basically a bigger version of that.
But the drone I had, I used to set it up with coordinates on autopilot and go and fly it
itself and then come back.
If we have shit that flies itself, why do we need humans to go to Mars?
We're not going to need humans for anything.
Well, why do we have to get humans on Mars?
Well, I told you why we hold on a sec.
I sent you that sound clip of exactly why we're going to Mars.
Why?
Hold on a sec.
I'll play it right here.
You heard what Elon Musk said.
Oh, the fucking AI Elon Musk.
See, I think it's so important that we get to Mars first because I believe that there
is space cocaine on Mars and we as humans need to get to it before any other civilizations
do.
Voice.
Yeah, Elon Musk said it right there.
He said there's space cocaine on Mars.
How did you create all those?
I use that program voice voice.ai.
See what else we got.
That's awesome.
What other ones?
Look, there's an old saying.
Can't make an omelet without cracking a couple of eggs.
Same goes for foreign affairs.
You can't take over a country without carpet bombing a couple civilizations out of existence.
You got to kind of talk with their what's the word?
demeanor.
It's funny because Obama did carpet bomb a couple civilizations out of existence.
You got to kind of have the same cadence to the voice.
Yeah.
You know?
I was actually listening to something called the Untitled podcast.
And they were saying that the Chinese have super soldiers in underground bases.
This scary shit, man.
Voice.ai.
That sounds pretty close to him.
What else we got here?
Should I play them all?
Yeah.
Number one, you got to clean your room.
You know who this is?
It's not optional.
You don't get to choose.
No.
The only thing you do get to choose is you get to choose if you listen to the Untitled
podcast or not.
That is optional.
You get to pick your sacrifice.
It's Jordan Peterson.
Who's that?
He was the Harvard professor who everybody freaked out because they freaked out on him
because he wouldn't say the trans people's pronouns because the government was trying
to force it.
Well, it was actually at the he was a Harvard professor, but he also worked at a university
in Canada and the Canadian government was trying to make it mandatory that you have
to call people by their pronouns.
And his argument was that that's compelled speech and governments have no place compelling
the speech of their citizens.
So he's like, I got no problem with trans people.
You're just not going to tell me what to say.
Yeah.
Look, this Putin guy is talking about launching nukes at Ukraine.
I say, don't, pal.
Think again.
Watch my Poland.
It's pretty good.
I thought I liked that.
Yeah.
I think there are a lot of voices.
I put in the last episode type with a Tyler.
Yeah, there's some monotone though.
They got to make that program so that you can like you can say it.
You can talk like you could talk like me and make me say something.
And it'd be really believable because you can tell it's just a monotone voice like this.
You know?
Yeah.
Well, I think I told Tyler he should record an AI voice with just him screaming the lines.
So the whole AI voice would just be him screaming.
So he thinks that that's how he talks.
Yeah.
That's hilarious.
I should do a Don Juan one.
Oh yeah.
You got you got to do Don Juan and we'll do Tyler screaming and get Ali back in there.
They can say anything.
Yeah, you can record.
Yeah.
Record one of his Don Juan.
That'd be cool.
That'd be funny.
Dude, I wonder if with this, this AI program, if I could train a custom voice, you know,
have to be able to.
I'll do his voice.
Like I could just do Don Juan because it let me see.
Let me see if you can do a custom voice with this program.
Look it up.
You mean like make your own voice?
Yeah.
Because all those voices that I.
Yeah, you can.
If you just go on and say the line, start over and make a new voice.
Right.
But so that that program, the one that we use for our voices, that only does stuff you
type in.
Oh.
And all these things that you just heard was me talking and saying stuff.
And it was overlaying their voice over what I was saying.
Oh, so you weren't typing.
Right.
Let me see.
Voice.ai.
That's cool.
So you had to like, you had to like act it out like Obama would or something.
Yeah.
You got to talk like them a little bit.
Yeah.
Like Obama, like I can't do his voice, but Obama kind of.
Talks like he's thinking a little bit and he's got a fucking trying to talk to people
that are dumber than him.
Sometimes once in a while, he'll throw in a word like folks, you know, even though he's
never used the word folks in his life.
But that's how he is.
Like, I can't do his voice, but that's his like cadence, you know, some trying to be
right.
Yeah.
That's the halfway part of them.
Yeah.
Coming out.
Folks.
Come on, folks.
Come on, Obama.
Maybe he does.
His mom was from Kansas, actually.
Oh yeah.
So maybe he does say folks.
He probably does.
He probably was from Kenya.
Yeah.
That's such a, you don't see that much.
Kenya and Kansas.
We're not in Kansas anymore, Dorothy.
But made a smart dude, man.
Yeah.
I'm always that.
Yeah.
Obama was actually from Honolulu.
Well, he actually wasn't born in the U.S.
Oh yeah.
He was actually from fucking Kenya, right?
They gave him so much shit about.
Remember what fucking, wasn't Donald Trump the one who like, who had that whole thing
about Obama wasn't born in the U.S.?
Yeah.
He ran his, he ran like his whole 2016 campaign on saying that Obama wasn't even a U.S. citizen.
He was actually a, he was from Honolulu, Hawaii.
Damn, but I love Honolulu, bro.
They give me all kinds of video game advice, though.
It's crazy.
What do you say, we say we get Donald on up in here?
Yeah.
Yeah, we can do that.
Who's open?
Honolulu's open.
All right.
Let's see.
I'm out tonight and told all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustling
in front that call the police and I was just trying to make some money to feed my daughter
I told my people's in the struggle you know what I'm saying?
It's all good baby baby
Shake it, shake it
It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine
Something pepper and heavy D up in the limousine
Hanging pictures on my wall Every Saturday rap attack
Mr. Magic Molly Walls I let my tape rock, tell my tape pop
Smoking weed and bamboo sipping on private stock
Way back when I had the red and black lumberjack With the hat to max
Remember rapping duke?
The hard, the hard You never thought that hip hop would take it
this far Now I'm in the limelight cause I rhyme tight
Time to get paid Blow up like the world trade
Born with the opposite of a winner Remember when I used to eat
I was a
I'm trying to find a movie though with a little
See like half-face half-heel with a Disney movie
I'd be loving that shit though
I think I need some smelling salt for this
You alright?
Dude you almost cracked the screen on your computer
Dude that stuff it's like you just want to get away from it
It's like inside you it's like a spirit
Like butter plate toast From Mississippi down to the east coast
Dude it's like a punch in the face
Which would you rather?
Fuck that shit A 10 second hit of this
Or get kicked in the face by a donkey
Dude I'd rather get fucking carpet pons by the fucking Vietnamese
I don't think they have airplanes What the fuck
Jesus Christ Alright well welcome Don Juan back to the
podcast See ya buddy got that little dude with the
little idiot though He'd be flying around on the carpet though
With that hot ass girlfriend though
How the lulu wall arts open What movie's that?
What?
What movie did I just describe?
What did you say?
Dude I'd be looking for that movie with that little idiot dude that's flying around on
the carpet dude Oh fucking Aladdin
You got that hot ass girlfriend Yeah Aladdin
Yeah she like fit as hell dude she hot I like that
She got those big old eyes she be blinking and shit
Dude fuck that smelling salt Oh my fucking god
Atomic whino Alright I got the number for a hot lulu
wall art here I got one right here too
Alright go ahead Alright what are we asking about?
Oh fuck it I think Disney movies
Jesus Christ There's a little lion he be running around
all kinds of shit His dad be trying to tell him don't you
stay out of trouble dude Don't you be doing bad stuff
And then the uncle the main uncle come over and he kill him dude
He kill his dad And then he be hanging off a cliff and shit
And then the man uncle he got the scratch on his face dude
He knock him off the cliff dude But then he grow up to be a big lion the
little one dude He grow up and he found his hot ass lion
best dude And they be making love in the weeds and shit
dude I got that one I be loving that one
He grow up to be the big lion on the rock dude
You know what movie that is?
You lost me The lion king?
I don't know what that was Alright who you calling?
You calling Walmart?
I don't know Probably I just gotta have a movie
A movie to describe whatever the fuck that was was good
What's another Disney movie?
Oh Disney movies?
They be got that one with that bitch that goes around freezing everything dude
She like a princess but she like to freeze everything
Is that called frozen?
Dude why isn't it calling?
I'm like blocked That water is made in Hollywood
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I'll be looking for this movie I was wondering if y'all got
Mad Olden shit Maybe like came out in 1995
There's a little Indian dude He be flying around on a carpet
You know what movie I'm talking about?
Oh no Damn yeah he got the thing on his head
And he be flying around on a carpet And he got this pretty little girlfriend
And she got these big old eyes Oh shit they got the Sysco hold music
This is my fucking bop I made a fucking
Yeah This is my shit
She's not transferring me anyway I think we're on permahold
Should I just end up?
Probably That's your jam?
Yeah Sysco hold music
Is that what that is?
Yeah Same one from Bob
Oh Let's see find another one
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I don't know what time it is there but it doesn't say it's closed
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Yes I'm trying to find that movie now
Come on pick up the phone man I'm trying
You're at electronics?
Yeah hello I'll be trying to find this movie dude
Maybe you know what it is I can't find the name of it
I'm lying or nothing though But I'll be trying to find this movie with
this little He's like a little Indian though
Alright He be flying around on this carpet
He got this hot ass girlfriend And she got those big old eyes
She be blinking You know
Nah that's gotta be Aladdin Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What is it?
I gotta wait till then Yeah it's the first one Aladdin
Bro that movie's so good bro Damn yeah
That's what I'm talking about Thanks I got one more dude
I be looking You get this one I'll be surprised
I be looking at this dude He's like a little lion dude
He grows up to be a big lion But first his uncle starts fighting with his
dad and shit dude And the uncle's like all angry
He's an angry lion He got like a scratch on his face
The uncle's a pilgrim?
He's an angry He's an angry dude
Yeah he's me And the dad and the uncle lion
They be fighting And he's hanging off a cliff
And the uncle lion pushes the old man lion Down the cliff
But then the little lion grows up to be a He grows up to be a big lion
A big lion?
Big lion yeah yeah yeah But he runs around with his little pig
He runs around with a pig and a bird dude You know
Oh I know what you're talking about That's the jungle book yeah
That's the jungle book dude That's the jungle book
I don't think it's the jungle book dude Oh man that was my best guess what a high
You're sweating again?
Damn I think it's something else dude It's closer to the jungle though
The jungle king Jungle book's the one where he fuck it
Close to the jungle only thing right now Jungle king
What the fuck does the jungle book do with the hyena dude
Oh damn dude the hyena I forgot about the hyena dude
It's like I'm thinking the You're like I can't wait to be fucking king
dude Shrek?
No?
Is that Shrek?
No dude I think Shrek is the green dude though
Oh that's the green guy yeah yeah yeah dude what is his name in this movie dude he's the
king of something I can't wait to be fucking king dude
Oh Moana Oh Moana
Oh you got Mulana?
Damn what's Mulana dude No that's a Japanese one that's Mulan dude
Mulana dude that's Hawaii Honolulu
Oh so what Damn so you ain't know that Lion movie dude?
Uh the only lion movie I know Damn it's like a cartoon
Yeah Anime bro is it an anime?
Damn nah it's not anime dude it's not anime you got the damn I think they damn dude I
think they even made a play about it dude it was like a you know what I mean they would
say but those plays where they be singing and shit dude
You know what I mean?
Oh the Mario movie yeah?
Oh so you know the poor dude?
No no Mario Mario's a little Spanish dude not that one
Oh well fuck you Man bro I had no idea
Damn alright dude I got one more thing I'm sorry bro I'm sorry I didn't help you out
Damn damn that's why I started bothering you dude you know
You were big help what was your name dude?
God I appreciate your life You guys have a good day huh?
Damn you too bro thanks for your help dude Thanks for getting that one movie for me dude
I appreciate that so good Yeah be safe bye bye
Alright bye Yo he was cool as hell that guy was awesome
That dude was like fucking based on the movie man
Dude he knew us fucking around obviously Oh you mean like Mario bro?
You mean like Mario the animated He was cool as hell he's a good sport
That was awesome He got the Aladdin
He got that and then he knew it was the Lion King he just didn't want to say it
Yeah yeah What did he say his name was?
He didn't say what his name was Damn which one was that?
I'll have to look up which Target?
Honolulu Target?
Shout out?
Was that Salt Lake?
Oh yeah Salt Lake Honolulu Yeah shout out to him what if
Is there a Salt Lake in Honolulu too?
Yeah Yeah we should um we should try and find him
Oh shit there is a Salt Lake in Hawaii Have him on the podcast
We gotta go to Hawaii for like our 100th episode
100th episode yeah That'd be awesome
Everything's so expensive there though Yeah
Cause it's a fucking tourist trip Yeah
Dude you know I was um fucking around with flight simulator trying to figure out with
this one plane if I could make it across the Atlantic
And it didn't have the range to do it but if I landed in the Azores Islands I could
just barely make it like if I did a refuel there
Yeah But um I hadn't had never even heard of the
Azores Where's that?
They're just like they're like I want to say they're like 700 800 miles off the coast of
Portugal Maybe a thousand miles
But they're just like in the middle of the ocean
It's so crazy and they're beautiful like I was watching videos on it see that's the
thing I like about flight simulator is you learn like new places like in geography you
know Yeah
Same Yeah it's really cool cause it's like educational
too Like
Yeah I was flying from uh I was like flying the other day I started in Afghanistan or
Pakistan maybe I flew to Berlin and then I flew to New York
They probably monitor like where people are like going in game
Well that one uh what was the one flight MH370 the pilot they confiscated his flight simulator
gear after the accident Really?
To see where he was planning trips to and he had actually planned a similar trip to
the one where it disappeared Oh shit
Yeah Yeah
It's crazy Pilots play flight simulator?
Oh yeah of course That's probably like the only like like
I highly doubt train conductors play train simulator Yeah cause it's like going to work
for them We'll have to ask train man Shout out to train
man You don't want to play EMS simulator do you?
PTSD simulator Yeah it's like going to work
Yeah fuck that If I was going to be like yeah I don't fucking
care about this shit There's that one game what is it?
Is it called work simulator? Or is it office?
Job simulator? But it's like made by the people who did
Rick and Morty Yeah it's like an office job simulator
What the fuck God
Yeah but dude these islands are just like so secluded just in the middle of absolutely
nowhere so cool I would love to go there but and you can catch like pretty cheap flights
to the Azores from Boston Boston and New York Yeah yeah
There's actually Portugal has an airline just like it's just called like Azores Airlines
But I've never even never even heard of it so weird
Yeah there's all these islands in the middle of the ocean that you just discover and nobody
has like ever heard of Yeah and they've just been there for millennia
Like if you look at the satellite imagery it's they're all volcanoes like each island
so it's so it's just so cool That's like Hawaii is a volcano
Yeah yeah That's like most most of those islands are
just volcanoes Where is I was wondering yesterday
Where is Epstein's island? Oh yeah isn't his uh oh fuck
I want to say it's like in the Caribbean Oh is it?
Joe Rogan was saying it was for sale and they were thinking about buying it
Joe Rogan's going to buy Epstein's island?
And turn it into a pod?
We got enough money to buy a fucking island
Yeah he was talking about St. James Talking about turning in
United States Virgin Islands Virgin Islands the irony
Jesus So where are the Virgin Islands though?
Oh in the Caribbean Yep
Damn let me see It's called Little St. James?
Yeah it's like east of Dominican Republic Dude that is a pretty big fucking island to
just own Yeah
I guess it's not that big What is Joe Rogan going to fucking deal with
that shit? Well he was like half joking but he's like
we did talk about buying it and turning it into a podcast island
They should just bomb that shit Well I guess
You want to do a podcast from there?
Yeah It's like what?
Just fucking wipe that shit out There was um apparently
One of the last things Epstein did was order cement trucks to go there
And like I don't know like cover something up Oh yeah
So fucked up Gonna jack hammer that shit out
Little St. James Let's see how much it cost
If anybody wants to go fund me to buy Little St. James island in the Caribbean
Yeah right If anybody wants to make a donation to Untitled
podcast so we can buy Jeffrey Epstein's island we will have a go fund me page
It's valued at 63 million Oh shit
And he called the island Little St. Jeff But um something somebody it says somebody purchased
it here for 8 million I would just if I had that kind of money
To buy it like if somebody gave that to you what would you do with it?
The island?
Yeah I'd probably sell it and take the money
Well you can't do that you gotta do something with it what would you do with it?
I'll just go live there make a house build a house there
Would you want to live on an island that everybody knows like and it's associated with like
Oh you mean Epstein's island?
Yeah Fuck that
Yeah if somebody gave it to you what would you do with it?
I'd fucking sell it You can't sell it though you gotta do something
with it I'd fucking bomb the shit out of it
You just bomb it I just bomb it wipe it off the face of the earth
I think I'd turn it into a resort or something
No you don't cause there's like ghosts and shit there
No What?
Nonsense No that's fucked up man
You fucking carpet bond that shit out of existence
Dude I mean Like the fucking Chinese are about to do
to Taiwan Dude look it's not the island's fault that
it happened there It's not like the location's fault
It's still a beautiful place It's just
No but you have like Ugly people inhabited it
But yeah but Jeffrey Dahmer's fucking apartment
They fucking got rid of that shit They fucking got rid of that whole building
Did they?
Yeah They demolished the whole fucking building
They're like ohhhh Yeah
Jesus You don't fucking keep that shit around
You fucking Hitler's fucking body You know they fucking burn it
Or Osama Bin Laden's body They fucking burned that shit up and fucking
threw the ashes in the Atlantic If they actually did that
Please We never saw any evidence
You fucking wiped that shit out of existence my guy
Never saw any Did you ever see a video of it?
What Osama Bin Laden?
Yeah No I just saw the movie but
Why wouldn't you take at least a picture?
Cause there's no pictures right?
Are there any pictures?
I don't know I don't think so
Like I mean he killed 3000 people Classified
And we had to watch them jump from burning buildings to their death
Allegedly That definitely happened
That's not a conspiracy I'm sorry that is
There's no conspiracy I can't even make one up around that
I'm sorry That's no
Well I mean you could see bungee cords but
Okay Dude that's like the most horrific thing
Oh god It's just like I can't even think about it
Dude It's so terrible
But what you were saying about Osama Bin Laden?
Yeah I never saw a picture How do we know?
We were even chasing this guy We just have to take their word for it?
Like Yeah I guess
How do you know that was real?
We don't How do you know anything's real?
Right That's what I'm saying
How do you know anything that you see on your computer screen
It's like oh yeah About news is real
How do you know Trump got arrested?
Maybe he didn't How do you know Biden's actually the president?
Dude maybe he's not I've never seen him
I've never seen him in a law firm I've never met the guy
I wouldn't want to either I mean you see pictures on your computer
screen but Hey pal
You don't vote for me You're not black
It's like what?
What?
It's the most racist thing I've ever heard But that's not racist
You're off the rails Can you imagine if Trump said that?
I mean it's like If you're like a black person though
Dude they would lose their shit if Trump said that
If you're a black person between Biden and Trump who the fuck is there to vote for?
Nobody Dude we don't have a president right now
Like think of how scary that is Like there's nobody running this shit
Yeah fucking Kamala Harris We're all alone
Dude she kind of reminds me of like I don't know a pill popper
She just has pill popper vibes to her Watch it's going to come out dude
I can just tell by the way she talks she's on something
But I mean it's a hard job I get it You know being the vice president
You literally don't have to do anything as a vice president
You gotta go around and give speeches at schools and act like you care about shit
Yeah that's stupid Sounds exhausting
The vice president literally has no job other than to like break ties in the senate and
to be president when the president dies Wait so break ties in the senate?
Yeah What does that mean?
Because there's a hundred senators so if it's 50-50 the vice president breaks the tie
Really?
I didn't know that There's so much I don't know about our government
which makes me think that maybe I have no place complaining about it
Because I haven't done I haven't taken the time to like actually research how it works
But I'm the first one there to complain Like when I think that something's not being
done right Because I did two years at a community college
So I have the right to judge these people You got more experience on a lot of people
who think they know what they're talking about Yeah but dude it's just so easy to get sucked
into this shit I'll just be working at home and then I'll
pull up Internet Explorer and the first page is just like headlines
Like you know the home page And dude I just go down rabbit holes
Like I could just lose a half hour It's just ridiculous and it's stuff I just
get angry I'm just angry by the end of it and it's stuff
that has nothing to do with me I'm just like it's just making me like I start
getting like oh yeah I'm gonna go I should go put a communist flag on top of the Empire
State Plaza You know what I mean?
It's like dude calm the fuck down Don't take it so personal
Are you into communism now?
Well no it's just you know they're just bro this this political hit job on Donald Trump
is just so stupid Political hit job well yeah they're trying
to find something to get him on because they've tried to charge him with so many things you
know and they're just doing this Stormy Daniels thing now
Bro it's so played out and it's not even a crime
Of course it's a crime Dude set the guy up like use some ingenuity
A million things he does is a crime Use your creativity
Well one the thing is he's never done a piece of paperwork in his life
You think Donald Trump forged paperwork?
He doesn't do paperwork!
The closest he gets to like letters and numbers is like fucking alphabet soup
Fucking CNN Yeah the guy doesn't do paperwork
Like he has dude he's worth Donald Trump is worth three thousand million dollars
I guarantee he does not touch paperwork Yeah he doesn't do paperwork
So to get him on paperwork charges is like I don't know it's like trying to it's like
trying to get Bill Gates on like on not calling 8-1-1 before some you know job was done somebody
was shoveling stuff on his property you know what I mean it's like that he doesn't do that
job like it might be under his LLC you know what 8-1-1 is?
Call before you dig like you got to like anybody who like digs in the ground they got to call
8-1-1 to make sure there's no buried power lines and shit so it's like something like
that like like that's a crime right to not call that number before you do that but like
say say a worker on his on his property committed a crime but it's under like the gates like
LLC and then trying to get him on the crime charges it's like dude Donald Trump doesn't
do paperwork you know he said to somebody yeah give her 130 grand and like get her out
of here shut her up so it was a clerical error you know am I making any sense here?
I yeah I'm just like my head's like spinning.
Alright well I'm not done so get ready.
But um yeah no it's just like dude if if you want to get somebody like like set them up
like you know like they did with John DeLorean but do a better job.
Who was that?
He was the guy who owned DeLorean car company who started it.
From Back to the Future?
Yeah yeah that was a big thing so the car company was going under.
So the FBI set him up like they knew he was vulnerable so.
Yeah because you have to get him on something right because he's avoiding all these charges.
Well the car company was just failing.
I mean even Trump though.
Yeah but I mean so here's the thing right minorities have been saying for years that
the justice system is prejudice.
Right?
So prejudice means prejudgment.
So they're being judged for something before they were even found guilty of anything.
Just based on things that have nothing to do with justice.
Right?
The color of their skin.
So they're being judged prejudice prejudged.
So by the DA saying that he's going after Donald Trump before he was even in office
and he was going to find something that he did that's prejudice.
And that's what people have been saying for years is that the justice system is prejudice.
So he just proved that the justice system is prejudice.
It doesn't matter that the guy makes three thousand million dollars a year it's the
principle.
The principle is you told everybody that you're going to charge him.
You're going to find something to charge him on.
And then he came up like.
Yeah it's a political statement.
Right.
Political reasons for charging him.
But that's not what the justice system is for.
But he's still committed a crime.
Did he though?
He's committed a bunch of crimes.
How many?
Countless crimes.
But he keeps finding these things to get off on.
I don't think I don't think he's actually committing any crimes dude.
I think that's I don't think what is he committed?
What crimes?
Treason with Ukraine.
What treason?
Well there's that whole thing about he was impeached.
Right for for like sharing classified documents with whatever.
And then he was he was impeached on that.
And they find they try to find like a bunch of charges to get him on because he gets off
of that.
So they try to find other things like Stormy Stormy Daniels to like just like bullshit
things to get him on.
I know but that that's not what the justice system is for.
You don't get people just to get them.
Like that's not what we use the justice system.
You do if they're fucking horrible for this country.
Well if it was you don't though.
If it was proved right that it's fucking Hitler that he was innocent.
It was proved innocent.
Right.
They didn't come up with anything in any of those things.
But I am going to say this.
He does deserve it a little bit because he deserves it.
Well not necessarily.
Not if he didn't actually do anything wrong.
But he was like fucking you know he's a rapist.
He's a rapist.
Who did he rape?
He raped a bunch of fucking 15 year old girls at his fucking talent shows.
Where?
On the fucking what's it called?
The things he used to host.
He didn't rape a 15 year old girl.
Sure he did.
He did not.
He definitely did not.
Listen.
Donald Trump has committed so many crimes and he just gets he gets away with it.
I think people want to believe that he does.
And I think anybody who speaks up against the military industrial complex is going to
be tarred and feathered.
And you've seen this guy tarred and feathered since the beginning because he said we're
closing down the borders and we're not interfering in other people's shit.
So what that means to Raytheon, to General Dynamics, to Lockheed Martin is we're not
going to make any money.
And this guy's mean.
This is bad.
All right.
So they launched a campaign against them.
All right.
Like these are military contractors and he basically came in like a parent and said we're
not fucking selling weapons.
And what do you think is going to happen?
That's why he's getting tarred and feathered.
If Donald Trump was like a war hawk, he would be celebrated in this country.
Celebrated.
So why why isn't like Obama and shit shit getting charged with these crimes and being
come after by by like because he carpet bombed some civilizations out of existence.
Is that a good thing?
Well, obviously, the military industrial complex.
I think to the military or to the people.
See like we're not like working for the people anymore.
We're just working for the military.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, here's the problem.
Here's a massive problem in this country.
The military industrial complex.
Right.
The companies that make that up, a lot of them are publicly traded.
OK, think about how fucked up this is.
They have to have a return on investment for their investors.
OK, so how do you do that?
You have to sell weapons.
So so how do you so the stock market is based on ever increasing profits.
Right.
Yeah.
So you have to make in quarter two more money than you made in quarter one.
Right.
Sock in quarter three has to be worth more than it was worth in quarter two.
Right.
Has to be at least steady or increasing.
Right.
People want to see their stocks go down.
So how do you increase war stocks?
By going to war.
You got to go to war.
They're publicly traded like no company that manufactures weapons should be publicly traded.
Like that's a conflict of interest.
It's like this isn't fucking Coca Cola, dude.
You think we're going to go to war with Russia?
Yes.
Ukraine.
If we already got 14 told 14 of US forces there.
Yes, we're already at war with Russia.
We are already in war.
It's not even a proxy war.
It's we're at war with Russia and it could have been avoided easily.
It could have been avoided and it wasn't.
I think Ukraine is going to be like the breeding ground for World War Three.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's ground zero.
It's not funny.
You know, I mean, it's it's it's fucked up because nobody's in charge.
So and you know, unfortunately, sometimes you need a bully man.
And I know I said it on the last one, but I really think people were afraid of Donald
Trump.
You know, I think it's fucked up that Ukraine's getting fucking attacked the shit out of nobody's
coming to their aid of their allies, you know, and they mean, but they're like,
barely a country.
That's a country, you know, they're in a country since the breakup of the Soviet Union.
Yeah, they've been a country for less time than I've been alive.
Sure.
So yeah, it wasn't that long ago.
It would be like the United States breaking away from Great Britain and then Great Britain
coming back and said, OK, you round two, let's go again.
Come on.
I think 30 years later, I think we should have signed in all the troops to fucking Ukraine
and because Russia is not going to fucking nuke us back.
Yeah, I do.
Do you fucking send in troops to Ukraine?
Don't they do?
They are.
He's not going to he's not fucking around, dude.
Vladimir Putin is not fucking around because, like I said before, you know, the Russians
come from the Vikings and the Vikings would fight to the death when they are outnumbered
and they didn't care.
That's just how they they fought.
And they they've said before, like I said on the last podcast, they said, well, at least
if we're both going to die, we'll go to heaven and they'll go to hell.
So that's how they're thinking from their perspective.
From their perspective, everybody thinks like that.
It's a fatalist attitude.
That's like the same as like jihad and like the fucking right.
Right.
But that's why it's so dangerous is like the jihadists don't have nuclear weapons.
If you think it's like religion kind of creates this like false hope of after death, you're
going to like go to heaven if you do something horrible, you know, because you're going to
have like a reward.
Right.
Yeah, it's dude.
It's not a good it's not a good situation.
And the problem is, is like the United States is willing to lose cities like they it's like
they don't fucking carry out.
Like nobody is in charge.
It's scary.
But like with Kamala Harris, like having her as the president right now, the only reason
it would be better to have her, I don't care about anything that she believes.
I don't care about anything, anything that's been said about her in the media.
I think if she got a phone call in the middle of the night and it was a military general
and he said, hey, we're going to launch nukes, she would just be like, yep.
I think if you tried to wake Biden up in the middle of the night, he's not waking up.
He might not be alive.
He took too much of his ambient.
Biden, Biden, we've got a special phone call from the U.S. Attorney General or the military
general.
Who's calling?
What's the military general about this ice cream delivery guy?
Not a military general.
Who is do we know him?
Do we like him?
Is this one of the good guys?
That's what it would happen.
You've seen it.
That's what it would happen.
You've seen old people in the middle of the night.
You wake up Biden, he can't even walk the right way, dude.
He has to be directed by the fucking Easter bunny.
Now you saw a video.
I read about the thing about his schedule where it's like President Joe wakes up and
then goes across the hall.
It's a cup of cheddar and broccoli soup ground up so I can ship it down without having to
chew it.
Fuck man.
Who do you think's job it is to wake him up?
Dude, I don't know, but I wouldn't want the job because like I said, there's a 50-50
chance he ain't waking up.
It's getting bad.
The longer this goes on, the less of a chance he's waking up in the middle of the night.
It's not something you can find out in the middle of the night that the president's dead
because it's like, oh, Russia launched nukes.
What do we do?
He did leave to go to Ukraine in the middle of the night.
I guess being president, you have to have a flexible schedule.
Yeah.
Dude, look, I think what we need right now is another four years of Donald Trump.
Oh my God.
Look, look, look, I got an idea.
Two years.
That's it.
Give him two years.
Why can't we get some green party going up in here?
Dude, I don't want any political parties.
Bernie Sanders, come on.
Dude, we only have political parties so that we can stay divided.
It's easy to manipulate.
Say there's something I want to push through.
I just got to get one side to agree with it.
And I got 50% of the United States.
Yeah.
You see, if you didn't have political parties, people would be so fractionated that you wouldn't
be able to push things through.
So like, so if you get two primary parties.
Well what about like a direct democracy?
Like what even is that?
So like every law, every issue is voted on by everybody instead of having a representative.
Dude, that would be incredible.
And the scary thing is, is that we have the technology to do it.
But you have to remember one thing.
We could have people vote on online.
You have to remember one thing.
One in 10 people are so stupid.
Yeah.
But these people are voting for their representatives.
They're voting for Donald Trump.
Yeah they're voting for their representative.
Even though you think he knows him for another 40 years.
But you're hoping that that representative knows more than the general population.
But he doesn't though.
It's Donald Trump.
No, you know, you definitely, you definitely could have exactly what you're talking about.
And yeah, so you are going to have times when really stupid people are trying to make decisions
because you can just run a, you can run a news story and get something out there before
people know all the facts and influence the population too easily.
You know, so if you had that, there would be mass manipulation of the media more so
than it is now.
It would be so much more manipulated because they, that's a two edged sword.
That's hard.
And yeah, I don't know.
I don't know.
Everybody would be, you know.
So everybody would vote on like every issue.
So every law that came up, there'd be the representatives and Senate.
So like you'd have to vote on every single issue.
I think you could like make that work with like having online voting or something.
Oh, you definitely could.
I think maybe what would be better is that the people could have like a 30% influence,
right?
So it's 75% in control of how they want to vote.
Well, the founding fathers didn't set up a direct democracy or like they set up the electoral
college because they thought that people were like, like the same thing.
They're like one in 10 people are so stupid.
They can't think for themselves.
Right.
So we're going to have representatives and not just let the people decide this.
But it also, if you wanted people to vote on everything back in the day, like every
single law, there's no way, there's no way it would have been possible, but now it is
possible.
So, oh, log on by between two and five.
You can vote on this issue and you can cast your opinion, you know?
It would be easier, but people wouldn't like, wouldn't accept it.
Right.
I feel like, I feel like I get real spun up about this shit, but I really have no like
credentials to back up any of these opinions.
I really have nobody to have this opinion, but I really get fired up about it.
Oh my God.
Anyway, it's getting a little late here.
All right.
I'm going to wrap this one up back next week for the 420 episode.
Ali Mac had an idea that we start at 420 PM and go until 420 AM.
Damn, that's a long podcast.
That would be five episodes in one.
Yeah.
Episodes 26, 37, 28, 29.
You're going to get some good, good Gucci for the 420 episode.
All right.
And you know, as always, be kind to yourselves and each other.
We out.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did this year end come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Alien basis.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
They have dreaded super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
They should also be evolu- Select and pause the video here.
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their pulse, feel them die of this virus. You feel bump bump bump BEEP! Nothing.
They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken
it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be
able to raise and they are gonna make them so fucking real. They're gonna sink
money into them. Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're
gonna be able to convince you that thing is fucking real. You can cut it open you're gonna see
blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology makes me a thousand
silicon vials. Which by the way big brother is the overlord kid.
We're only living in the third dimension!
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay look it up, look it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil! Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit. George Soros is the fucking leader.
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit. He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it. Everybody likes Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.
Fuck Trump right? Fuck Trump. He's not the actual fucking leader. It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there! Everybody says it's George Soros!
Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a play on the word field.
The actual government is trying. The actual true government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis, are actually the ones that are fucking all over.
Their politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires. The pain fucking walks right through them.