1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,800 The following program is intended for mature audiences and may cause cancer in at-risk populations. 2 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:08,000 Fewer discretion is advised. 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:35,000 For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuckin' no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. 4 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Extended episode. Where the fuck did the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? 5 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese. 6 00:00:52,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Where the fuck did we meet? Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Anthropoclesautron, they have dreaded the super soldiers. 7 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,000 They are aliens. 8 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,000 I do not agonize with them. 9 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 What the fuck was that? 10 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Welcome to episode 24 of the Untitled Podcast. 11 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,000 I'm your host, A.I. Tyler. 12 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:36,000 You may be wondering why I've been invited to start off this episode today. 13 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:46,000 But fair warning, the views represented in this podcast do not represent the views of CBS, CNN, Fox, or any other fucking legitimate broadcasting network. 14 00:01:46,000 --> 00:02:02,000 We start off today with a debate about this week's school shooting or some shit, so get your smelling salts ready and enjoy. 15 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Yeah, what's up, everybody? Welcome back to the Untitled Podcast, episode 24. 16 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Yeah, 24. 17 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:18,000 We're back with your favorite hosts, Tyler, Casey, and the Flake Returns once again, Allymack. 18 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 There was doubt as to my attendance tonight. 19 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,000 There was doubt. 20 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 Despite everybody's... 21 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,000 Yeah, it's against all odds I made it here. 22 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:28,000 Dan's coming eventually. 23 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Dante, I got fucking a little bit of laryngitis going on. 24 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Yeah, Dan said he's going to be coming in a little bit. 25 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Just expect our fourth to come. 26 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:41,000 We got to start getting some actual guests again. 27 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,000 We do. 28 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Oh, yeah. 29 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Oh, I got a good one, by the way. 30 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Somebody who has agreed to come on. 31 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:51,000 They would have to be coming on over the internet. 32 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Let's get him there. 33 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 He lives in Norway. 34 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Norway? Is it PewDiePie? 35 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 No, he's fucking...he's cool as shit. 36 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 He's cool as shit. He'll love this stuff. 37 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 He'll just make fun of me. 38 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 That's primarily what he's doing. 39 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Let's fly him out. 40 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 I met him before. I met him in New York City. He's a great fucking guy. 41 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 He'd love to be on though. 42 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 His name is Kim. I'm not going to say his last name. 43 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 But his first name is Kim. 44 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 I almost just gave his full legal name. 45 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Kim Jong-il? 46 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,000 Kim, if you're listening to this, because I know you listen. 47 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 I'm talking about you, you motherfucker. 48 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Wait, are you talking about Kim Jong-un? 49 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Yeah, we have an in. 50 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 Norway, not North Korea. 51 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 Oh my god. 52 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 So this week, 53 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:34,000 fucking shit's been going on. 54 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 There's been a lot of shit going on this week. 55 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 So Ukraine, 56 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 they're trying to fucking get rid of 57 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,000 Vladimir Putin, right? 58 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Again? 59 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 You should get a little bit closer to that, Mike. 60 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Hello. 61 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 Come on, Larry. 62 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 By Larry Laryngitis. 63 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,000 They've been trying to fucking fuck Ukraine for the last year. 64 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 In a half. 65 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:58,000 In a half. And are they getting anywhere? 66 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 No. Not really. 67 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 When did Biden go to Ukraine? 68 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 That was two weeks ago, three weeks ago, something like that. 69 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 Yeah, so I 70 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 saw a video that he just left in the middle of the night. 71 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 Even his staff 72 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:12,000 were freaking out because they didn't 73 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,000 know he was going to Ukraine. 74 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Oh my god. He just left? 75 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:18,000 His old man with dementia. 76 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 Because they can't tell anybody because he's in a war zone 77 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 and they could just kill him, you know? 78 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:24,000 If Russia learned that Biden was there, they could just fucking 79 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 bomb the shit out of Kiev. 80 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Bomb the shit out of him. 81 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Yeah. And so he just 82 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,000 left in the middle of the night to go to Ukraine 83 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,000 and they just showed up the next day and the press 84 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 is like, what the fuck are you doing here, Biden? 85 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Unbelievable. 86 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Vladimir Putin's phone starts ringing 87 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 and he's like, is anything in 88 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 range? 89 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Because they could totally play 90 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 that off as like, we didn't know 91 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 that he was fucking there. 92 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 But then fucking 93 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Kamala Harris would be the next one. 94 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah. 95 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 And that's worse. 96 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Well, I mean, she's sound mind. 97 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 Is she though? 98 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Every politician's a little bit 99 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 fucking nuts. 100 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,000 So Donald Trump actually got charged. 101 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Oh, with what? 102 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Something. 103 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,000 I don't know. 104 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,000 I honestly don't know. 105 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 I saw I got like a news 106 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 update that I don't even want. Like Apple 107 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 News just sends me things. 108 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Trump has been indicted in New York. 109 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Oh, that was just like a couple hours 110 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 ago, right? Yeah. 111 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Like I woke up and I got a news article 112 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 like sent to my phone and I'm like, bro, 113 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,000 I don't even subscribe to like that. 114 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,000 You know how like Apple News just sent 115 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 you read articles sometimes? 116 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Oh, it says the charges 117 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 are not publicly known 118 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 because the indictment was sealed. 119 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Oh, that's sketchy 120 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,000 already. So that means that they don't have shit. 121 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 So a crime 122 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,000 does not disqualify Trump 123 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 from running for office. Yeah. 124 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:58,000 That's because 125 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 that's why Joe Exotic can fucking run. 126 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Joe Exotic. Yeah, because we touched on that. 127 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 And I just based off of my own 128 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 common sense said he can't 129 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,000 run. You're like, no, he can. 130 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 And I'm like, oh, so what does 131 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:12,000 that mean? If you get elected, do you 132 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:14,000 just fucking are you out? 133 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,000 You can pardon yourself. 134 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,000 I don't think you can do that. 135 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,000 You can pardon yourself. You can desert yourself. 136 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:22,000 What would happen if you go to prison? 137 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 As the president, I think 138 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 at the point that you go to prison, 139 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,000 you would be, you would be impeached. 140 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Well, 141 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 impeachment, you know, the trans 142 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:34,000 day of vengeance. Impeachment doesn't do shit. 143 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 If the Senate is not 144 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 the same political party as you, 145 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 then you might not be impeached. 146 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,000 You might be impeached, right? 147 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,000 Yes. 148 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Speaking about our country's 149 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 issues. So we've had another 150 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 school shooting. 151 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Here we go. The trans day of vengeance. 152 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,000 I just want to say, I just 153 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 had a come to Jesus moment 154 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,000 the other day. Fucking 155 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 without giving any names here. 156 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Fucking 157 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 girlfriend's hospital gets a 158 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:06,000 gun threat. Yeah. And I 159 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 can't see the news coverage of it on 160 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,000 TV because the news is 161 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 covering another school shooting. 162 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 So I don't know what's going on. 163 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 And I just sort of sat there. I'm like, wow. 164 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 We kind of lived up in a, you know, 165 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:20,000 we live in a fucked up world. No shit. 166 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 I know. But it's just like that was 167 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 a, it was just like, wow, this is bad. 168 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:26,000 Yeah. So 169 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 let's talk about that 170 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 shooting that happened. 171 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 There's something different about 172 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 this shooting. Yeah. 173 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 There's a lot of things different. The suspect 174 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,000 who got gunned down 175 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:40,000 by the cops within three minutes of the 176 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 cops getting there. So good job to those guys. 177 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 Fuck yeah. Good job. Yeah. Do you see 178 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,000 the body cam? I saw the video. Yeah. 179 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,000 Yup. But 180 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 these, but they 181 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,000 didn't go upstairs first. They went downstairs 182 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 first. They see you. It's 183 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 like, I know you're supposed to clear. 184 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 You clear floors one by one. 185 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 You don't just go to fucking like, 186 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 oh, second floor immediately because 187 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 you're supposed to stack up and stay 188 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:06,000 together. Well, did they know where the kid was? 189 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,000 No, they just, they, they said the kids were upstairs. 190 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Yeah, but you gotta 191 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:12,000 clear the first floor just to make sure that 192 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 that they're not down there or there's 193 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,000 multiple shooters because there could always be multiple shooters. 194 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Yeah, this is, yeah, there's so much 195 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 training that goes into the active shooter scenarios. 196 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Cause I remember in medic school when I went to it 197 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 and we did like the active shooter like week 198 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,000 of like training thing. Like 199 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,000 they always said like we would like 200 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:30,000 fucking like follow 201 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 once they secured a floor, then we go in. 202 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Yeah. So they would 203 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 secure one floor. We would get everybody 204 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 off of that floor. And then once they secured 205 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 the next floor, we'd go up and get the 206 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 patients off of that floor. So 207 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 basically. Yeah, that's hands down the most dangerous 208 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 shit that we're trained to do. Oh yeah, 209 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,000 absolutely. That is hands down. So if you work 210 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:50,000 in a hospital, if you are in 211 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,000 a hospital on the top floor, you're fucked basically. 212 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,000 I mean, yeah. 213 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 It's gonna be, you better hope they 214 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 got some snipers across the street. Yeah, 215 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 which by the way, I do think was 216 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 pretty cool. They did have a full fucking 217 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,000 sniper team on this guy. Yeah. 218 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 At fucking the hospital I'm talking 219 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,000 about. That's different. Within minutes. 220 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,000 I know, complete different situation. 221 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,000 But 222 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,000 so this person was trans 223 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:16,000 actually and they're targeting a 224 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Catholic school because 225 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,000 of reasons unknown. 226 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:22,000 I think 227 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 I know the reasons. Do 228 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,000 with that what you will. 229 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,000 This 230 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,000 scumbag apparently had a manifesto 231 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 too that 232 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,000 they're not releasing to the public 233 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,000 at all. The fuck is the point of it 234 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:38,000 then? Because 235 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,000 they don't want everyone to see 236 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 the kids manifesto. Because it 237 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 probably says some things that where 238 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 they got radicalized 239 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,000 to a point where they would shoot up 240 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:50,000 a fucking school. 241 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 So this goes into 242 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 Because they don't want to stereotype that 243 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 trans people have like a 244 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 manifesto like that. 245 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 If it was, let's 246 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,000 do the same thing. If this was a Neo 247 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 Nazi that did this 248 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 Well absolutely because Neo 249 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Nazis are terrible people. No I'm just 250 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:10,000 saying in general if like a 251 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:12,000 Neo Nazi. Germany had a good ruler at one point. 252 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,000 If like a Neo Nazi 253 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 or like a fucking like other guy 254 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,000 did this, they would release that fucking 255 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 manifesto in a second. Yeah. 256 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:22,000 I mean like the Buffalo like 257 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000 supermarket shooting. They were just like yeah he was 258 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 incredibly racist towards black people. 259 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 But they're not going to say anything for this one. 260 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Yeah it is kind of weird. They also 261 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 didn't use. Because it's against my group of 262 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 people. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. 263 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Ah. You're great. 264 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,000 I forgot. Oh shit. 265 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 What did you just do Ali Ben? 266 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,000 I showed him the fucking cigarettes. 267 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Oh shit. And he gave me a look like 268 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 he really wanted one. I'm going to be clean for two weeks bro. 269 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,000 So 270 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,000 back to what I was saying. They're attacking 271 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,000 my group of people now. Yes they are. 272 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Who's your group of people? Neo Nazis? 273 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:56,000 No Catholics. 274 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Oh. They targeted fucking 275 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,000 religious institutions. 276 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Yeah because you know. 277 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000 Oh because oh oh because it's fine to 278 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,000 attack my group of people. This is exactly 279 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 what I'm going to fucking talk about. Because it's 280 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,000 fine when you attack. Not what I said. 281 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 No that's what you're like but. You can't just 282 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 but somebody with that. You're literally 283 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,000 talking about attacking a certain 284 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:18,000 group of people because of what they believe in. No I was just going to say 285 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,000 something else but. So 286 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000 this person. This psychopath 287 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,000 scumbag. Had a manifesto 288 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,000 anybody 289 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 that was like attack the Catholic 290 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:30,000 Church and 291 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 like all the articles that I've seen 292 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,000 they don't use the pronouns 293 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 like he or she. They just 294 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:38,000 say like hail or the shooter. 295 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Yeah because guess what 296 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 because I know this is actually a thing 297 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:44,000 that happened earlier in the new 298 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,000 cycle. They're calling them a 299 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 she and then they would 300 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 apologize for misgendering 301 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 a shooter. Fuck whatever the 302 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 yeah fuck you. Yeah fuck 303 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 them. Yeah they're like well we're 304 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,000 going to we don't want to misgen. It's like we 305 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,000 don't want to cause any disrespect to 306 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:02,000 this fucking credit. 307 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 Fuck that. 308 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 God damn it now I'm pissed off. 309 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Fuck you. How fucking woke 310 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 are we. This is 311 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,000 getting fucking stupid. Is that 312 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 disrespectful to trans people in 313 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,000 general. You should disrespect that person. 314 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,000 I don't think it's disrespectful 315 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:20,000 to trans people. I don't care about whatever 316 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,000 you say about that person but 317 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,000 is it disrespectful like in general to 318 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,000 trans people. I don't believe it is. 319 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 You're taking it too far to heart there. 320 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 That's fucked. Like I have no problem 321 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 with anyone that's trans and if once I 322 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 learn your pronouns I will be sure to call 323 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 you by them. But if they were gay 324 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:38,000 you wouldn't be like 325 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,000 local gay. 326 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 It wouldn't be okay 327 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,000 to use a slur if they were gay. 328 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,000 No no no. 329 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:48,000 Fuck them. 330 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Fuck them. 331 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,000 So if you 332 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,000 misgender the fucking shooter 333 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 and then apologize for it 334 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000 fuck you. Yeah that's fucking bullshit 335 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,000 man. I can't. 336 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Fuck them. If this person is black you can't call them the N word. 337 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,000 That's not the same thing. 338 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,000 That's not the same thing. 339 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,000 You're comparing races 340 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,000 and sexualities to fucking gender. 341 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 That's not the same thing. 342 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 You're talking about discrimination. 343 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 Who the fuck cares? They're a shooter. 344 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,000 They should get the most derogatory term 345 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 directed at them. 346 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,000 But that's the thing though. It's calling someone 347 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,000 she or he. I don't see how it's 348 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000 different from a slur. 349 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,000 It's not a slur. 350 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 You're calling them a she because they are 351 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 a fucking she. 352 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000 We're getting canceled. 353 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 They're a shooter. I don't give a fuck about a shooter. 354 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Fuck that person. 355 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:40,000 Fuck her. 356 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 I was watching that video 357 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,000 and there's some 358 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 creepy foreshadowing in it. 359 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 And I've noticed this in a couple school shooting videos 360 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,000 like body cams. I watched the body cam video too. 361 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,000 What are you talking about with that? 362 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000 There was a sign 363 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000 on the bathroom that had 364 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 the guy symbol 365 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 and then the girl symbol and a little equal sign 366 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000 in between them. Really? Yeah. 367 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 Look at it. It's fucking creepy. 368 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Another one I was looking at 369 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 it said on the wall as the cop was walking by 370 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,000 it said today's a beautiful day 371 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:12,000 to save lives. 372 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,000 Dude, those guys 373 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000 came in three 374 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000 minutes done. 375 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,000 Those guys, good job. 376 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 They saw what 377 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000 happened in Florida. 378 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 I'm not going to get fucking flamed 379 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 for this shit. I'd rather die 380 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 than go through this shit. 381 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 I'm not going to get dragged and have fucking... 382 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,000 Because you're going to get death threats. 383 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,000 That's what the cops are supposed to do. 384 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Why do they just go to 385 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,000 these places 386 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,000 and wait out there for like two hours 387 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,000 why people with riot gear show up 388 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,000 and surround the building 389 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:48,000 instead of going in? Because they're cowards. 390 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,000 Because we didn't learn from fucking Waco. 391 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 Dude, I think 392 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 a lot of people become cops for the badge 393 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,000 and the cool gun. And the car. 394 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 You're taking a fucking oath though. 395 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 Nobody thinks they're going to have to walk in the bathroom 396 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 and shoot her. I understand 397 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 it's like a war zone where it's like 398 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 five guys with assault rifles. 399 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,000 But if it's like a single guy with a gun... 400 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 This is actually true. Every single 401 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 New York State Trooper car 402 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 has an assault rifle in it. Every single one. 403 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 And you're so fucking 404 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 heavily armored. 405 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 I get that they usually have 406 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:22,000 fucking rifles. But the chance that this guy 407 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000 is actually going to get the best of you in a fight 408 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 as a trained officer... 409 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 You have like four dudes with you too. 410 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Exactly. You guys get... 411 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 You're probably not going to die with a riot suit on. 412 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 You know? 413 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000 Most cops have extra armor in their trunk too. 414 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Like unless this kid gets 415 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000 so fucking lucky and just happens to 416 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,000 fucking drag scope you. 417 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000 They didn't use the armor. 418 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 They didn't use the armor? No. You go right in. 419 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 They went right in. They're fucking badasses. 420 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:50,000 So it's just like going to a regular 421 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000 call, right? 422 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 It's about time. 423 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000 Time is bodies. 424 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000 You have somebody in there that's shooting 425 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000 against defenseless 426 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000 children. 427 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,000 But the thing that I was talking about before 428 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 you came along was 429 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,000 this person specifically 430 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 targeted a 431 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Catholic school on purpose. 432 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Because that's like... 433 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 Because the Catholics have shown that they 434 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,000 are against trans people so we have to 435 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,000 kill them. It's like the kids 436 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 going to Catholic school didn't do anything to you. 437 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 They're just fucking kids. 438 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000 It's fucking stupid. 439 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:28,000 Pick your battles. It's just some extremists 440 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,000 bro. It's the same as right wing 441 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,000 extremism. Nobody's right 442 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000 about it. And I fucking admonish 443 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000 right wing extremism. 444 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,000 But I also admonish 445 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000 fucking left wing extremism. 446 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000 They're both equally bad. 447 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000 And this whole fucking Trans Day of Vengeance 448 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 thing that they're fucking talking about is a 449 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,000 big fucking problem. 450 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000 Because Twitter... 451 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000 Oh, you were going to say. 452 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 I want to know what that is because you touched on it. 453 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 I think you guys are going to have a fucking good time with this one. 454 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000 I think you guys are going to eat this shit up. 455 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,000 Fuck it up. 456 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000 So the Trans Day of Vengeance 457 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000 protests to take place 458 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000 after Nashville shooting. 459 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,000 They're basically saying this fucking trans person is a 460 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000 martyr for their cause. 461 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,000 Damn. 462 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,000 Fucking... Twitter removed... 463 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 Wait, so they're supporting this? 464 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000 Yes, they're supporting this. These radical 465 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 trans people are supporting this. 466 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,000 Oh, I am going to have a field day 467 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,000 with this one. 468 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000 It's extremism. 469 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 Twitter removed 470 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,000 12... 471 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000 Twitter removed over 5000 tweets 472 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 about radical groups, Trans Day of Vengeance. 473 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000 These Trans Day of Vengeance 474 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 people actually 475 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000 decided to get 476 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 weapons training, firearms 477 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 training, and they are 478 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,000 saying that there's going to be violence 479 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 on this day. They are going to 480 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000 assemble and commit acts of violence. 481 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Who's saying this though? 482 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000 I'm sorry, I find this 483 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000 hard to believe. 484 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 Look it up, the New York Post is talking about it. 485 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,000 They're getting training for this? 486 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 It's a fucking problem. 487 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 No, I can't say that. 488 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000 But, yeah, CBS News 489 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:12,000 talks about it. Fucking... 490 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 We're in a touchy topic, boys. 491 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 We're in a fucking... 492 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 We gotta fucking watch what we say. 493 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 The rally on Saturday is set to begin 494 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,000 outside the US Supreme Court 495 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:24,000 and will protest the various 496 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 bills in numerous states 497 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:28,000 for gender-affirming healthcare. 498 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000 The more extreme sides to that are the ones getting firearms 499 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 training and shit. Like, if you actually look into 500 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,000 it... Casey, do we have anything 501 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 about firearms training in here? 502 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,000 That's the one thing I find farfetched. 503 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 No, dude, they're fucking doing it, man. 504 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000 And, like, everybody's going to call me crazy 505 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 until they do something fucking crazy. Who's fucking 506 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 training these people? Fucking... 507 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,000 If you pay any contractor to train you, 508 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 no matter who you are, they'll fucking train you. 509 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:52,000 It's like, I'm going to take hormones to actively 510 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 make myself weak. Angry? 511 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,000 And then I'm going to... 512 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000 And then I'm going to get violent. 513 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000 No, no, no, no, no, think about it. It's the women... 514 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,000 It's the wrong hormones. 515 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000 It's the women that are trying to become men 516 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 that are doing this mostly because 517 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000 guess what? Giving a mentally ill 518 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,000 person fucking testosterone 519 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 making them fucking piss off. Are we trying that they're 520 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000 all mentally ill? So, how did he get a gun though? 521 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000 Yeah, some of them. How did he get... 522 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,000 That was a little slip there. 523 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 I said... 524 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,000 I couldn't let that one go. 525 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 Dude, I've been... I've tried 526 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 to say something like four times and every 527 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 time, like, you can't... 528 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 You can't say whatever. 529 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Do I need to edit something? 530 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000 This is... I mean a little bit. 531 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 There's no rules here. 532 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Yeah, he's talking about fucking 533 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000 mentally... He's like, nah, man. 534 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 It's the fucking girls that are trying to 535 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,000 turn into guys. You give a mentally ill 536 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 person these fucking hormones. 537 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000 I get what you said, but my interpretation 538 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,000 based off of what you said was 539 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 that you meant all of them. 540 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 Not all of them. Some of them? Definitely. 541 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,000 I know you didn't mean to, but that's how it came across though. 542 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000 But how did he get a gun in the 543 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000 first place? Her seven guns. 544 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 She. How did she get a gun? 545 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 We're not calling it a he. It's a she. 546 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:08,000 Oh my god. 547 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 It was originally a she. 548 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Dude, I saw... The shooter. 549 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000 I already talked about this. I saw this awesome 550 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 meme, and it showed the picture 551 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000 of it crumpled up in a ball. 552 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,000 Yeah, fucking shot up. With its leg 553 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 over its head. 554 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 And it says was slash were 555 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,000 pronounced. 556 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Listen, listen, listen. 557 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000 They're hitting the fuck around and find out 558 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 index. Oh yeah. 559 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000 She fucked around and found out. 560 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Probably limit everyone to 561 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000 one pistol per person. No! Fuck you! 562 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Are you fucking stupid? 563 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,000 How did this mentally ill person 564 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 get seven assault rifles? 565 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,000 Seven? It wasn't an assault rifle. 566 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000 Hey, retard. 567 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000 It wasn't an assault rifle. Seven guns. 568 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 It wasn't an assault rifle because the assault rifles 569 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000 that she got were illegal. 570 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Okay, asshole? 571 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000 She got the assault rifles 572 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,000 illegally and she got 573 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,000 her fucking shotguns legally. 574 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 So guess what, Casey? It doesn't fucking 575 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 matter if you ban them because they're going to get them 576 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,000 anyways because you got them illegally. 577 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000 You fucking retard. Embarrassed. 578 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000 Not if you don't fucking make them, bro. 579 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000 Jesus fucking Christ, Casey. 580 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,000 We've talked about this before. The gun population. 581 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Let's just be real here. 582 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000 Alright, fucking realist take here. 583 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 There's fucking like five guns to one person 584 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 in America. We can stop making them 585 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 right now. They're going to be kicking for 586 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000 a while. They don't just like fucking expire. 587 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 Eventually though, they will 588 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 phase out in 50 years. Hey, Casey. 589 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Shut the fuck up. You're stupid. 590 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:40,000 That's not going to happen. Hey, can we get a sound effect? 591 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,000 It's the same thing they did in the UK. Ding! 592 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 Casey's stupid. Ding! 593 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,000 Casey's making a weird point. I'm going to drop the gun. Ding! 594 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 It's the same thing that happened in the UK, bro. 595 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 It's just a dozen things out. Ding! 596 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000 Casey made a stupid point again. 597 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Most other cops don't even have guns 598 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000 in the fucking UK. Ding! Casey made a stupid point. 599 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 We're going off the rails here, boy. 600 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 They called you so there's the armed police in the armor. 601 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 Casey made a stupid point! 602 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 Oh my God. 603 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,000 Casey, I'd just like to drop the same 604 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000 anecdote I did on the paper 605 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 that I did on the safe act in seventh grade. 606 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 If a lighter's got any 607 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 amount, you can limit the amount of fuel in 608 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 the lighter, but if it's got any in it, 609 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,000 that shit is still going to light. 610 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 It doesn't matter. You give one hand. 611 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,000 What the fuck do you have handguns to? Nobody ever 612 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000 takes handguns into these shootings. 613 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,000 He's talking about, he's talking about, 614 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000 he sounds like the fucking bitch from Life is Strange. 615 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,000 Exactly. That's why we need to limit it to handguns. 616 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,000 I should, I, man shouldn't control the guns. 617 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:34,000 I should control the guns. 618 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,000 Yeah, but what I'm saying- No, he wants me to fucking be in the 619 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,000 communist fucking manifesto fucking shit. 620 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Wait, so are you saying do away? Are you saying do away 621 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 with rifles and then just one? Here you go, buddy! 622 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,000 Oh my God, here we go. Here you go, buddy! 623 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Is that where you're getting all your fucking talking 624 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 points from? Is that where you're getting all your 625 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,000 fucking talking points from, asshole? 626 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,000 We're fucking really losing it here. 627 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 Fucking commie fucking retard. 628 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Oh shit, we gotta calm this down. 629 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000 I thought you were less pissed off 630 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 than when you quit Nick Dean. 631 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000 I guarantee you, if you played back this 632 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,000 episode from the start, you'd be able to tell what 633 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000 we were saying for about five minutes. 634 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:08,000 We've been down here for a half hour. 635 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 What the fuck? Hey, what are you doing 636 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 here, by the way? 637 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 We've been going over this whole- I just need to wait, honestly. 638 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,000 The reason why I got so much 639 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,000 energy tonight is because I have been wearing 640 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 a mask the entire fucking day 641 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 and I'm just ready to go. 642 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,000 Okay, so- So, 643 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,000 anyway- I can't- 644 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 We're talking about this in the brain, Jack. 645 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 The police in the UK, there's- 646 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,000 The police in the UK are fucking 647 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000 buses, Casey! 648 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 No one fucking listens to them because 649 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 they're like, I'm gonna come with the fucking Billy Club, 650 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,000 hello! Hey, you should stop doing that 651 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,000 or I'll bonk you on the head! 652 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000 Ha ha! Gets me my 653 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,000 tea and crumpets! Ha ha ha! 654 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Okay, now we're insulting the fucking 655 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,000 UK. You were 656 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,000 good until the tea and crumpets, bro. 657 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,000 Fuck them! Fuck the 658 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 British, man. We fucking carried away from them on 659 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 purpose. Fucking carried away. 660 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 I don't care what any country that 661 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 hasn't been to the moon says. 662 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 They just- They don't count. 663 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 They haven't been? 664 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,000 Well, no, actually, no one's been 665 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000 except, you know, you- Casey! 666 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 China. China hasn't- 667 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,000 China hasn't been to the moon. 668 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,000 China hasn't been to the fucking moon. What? 669 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Yeah, they have. No, they haven't. 670 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 No, they haven't. They just went? 671 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Yeah, just like a couple years ago. No, no 672 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 people. Yeah, yeah, they did. 673 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 No. They definitely did. 674 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,000 They had missions to the moon? 675 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000 That's a 0% chance. 676 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000 That would have been bigger news. 677 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000 What? 678 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000 Why did you get so upset about? 679 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 I'm not going into the fake moon landing. 680 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Nobody's been there. 681 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,000 How the fuck would they fake the rocket? 682 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 Like, dude, there were people there! 683 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,000 No, I'm saying China's been to the moon. The United States, 684 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000 the Soviet Union, and China are the only 685 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000 countries that have ever been to the moon. 686 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000 Exactly. That's what I said. Have walked on the moon. 687 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000 That's what I said! Wait, so China did? 688 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,000 Yes. 689 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 I feel like that should have been bigger news. 690 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,000 When though? 691 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000 So the Soviet Union 692 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000 walked on the moon, which isn't a place 693 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,000 anymore. Yeah, they did it like 694 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 U.S. and Russia. 695 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,000 Same thing. 696 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000 They did it probably 5 or 10 years after. 697 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 So we're going back to the moon with 698 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,000 Artemis by the end of the year, they're saying. 699 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 Really? 700 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 Is Artemis a manned mission? Yeah, Artemis 701 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000 is a manned mission. 702 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 So you know the reason why they call it Artemis? 703 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:26,000 Because like Apollo and Artemis, is because 704 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 they're... 705 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 Hello? 706 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Because like the Greek gods of Apollo 707 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 and Artemis are actually siblings. 708 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 So when did that China 709 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000 thing go to the moon? 710 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,000 I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking. 711 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,000 I never saw video footage 712 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,000 of Chinese people walking on the moon. 713 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Did you? Yeah, I gotta 714 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 get this back. No, I just forgot about it. 715 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,000 2000... 716 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,000 That sounds fake as fuck. 717 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 If there's anyone landing that... 718 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 It was all fake, even the 719 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 first one. No, Casey 720 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,000 must have locked the fuck up. 721 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Dude, do you 722 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:06,000 realize it would have been more work to fake it? 723 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 No, no, no, listen, listen, listen. 724 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,000 The United States is the only country to have 725 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000 successfully landed crews on the 726 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 moon. China has tried 727 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,000 too, but they didn't. 728 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000 They were just expendable people. 729 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000 They went to Mars though. 730 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 We went to Mars first. 731 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,000 The Chinese went to Mars. 732 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,000 No, they didn't land on Mars 733 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 you fucking retard. 734 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Well, yeah, they did. They landed on 735 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,000 Mars, but not with humans you fucking 736 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,000 retard. 737 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 There's been nothing but unmanned missions 738 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:40,000 to Mars. Toe up, you're like fuck. 739 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 I think Casey really gave us a layup with the 740 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 fucking topic he brought up too. 741 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 No, they didn't land 742 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 on the moon, but they went to Mars. 743 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,000 They didn't... It's just... 744 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,000 Casey, you fucking... You're saying that they sent 745 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,000 like a manned mission. 746 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 That they orbited Mars, but didn't land. 747 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Is that what you're getting at? Or was this 748 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 unmanned? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 749 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,000 You know how long it takes to get to Mars, 750 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000 Casey? Yeah, like fucking nine 751 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,000 months. No, it takes years. 752 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:08,000 It takes nine months. It takes years. 753 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Eleven months? 754 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Still, no, they did not do that. I don't buy 755 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,000 it. I could be so uninformed, 756 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,000 but there's no fucking way. There's no way. 757 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,000 I know, I'm just fucking with you. Yeah. 758 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Fuck! 759 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,000 What a dick! 760 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 I thought 761 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,000 she knew that. I mean, I thought 762 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 everybody who watched Ali Mac, I think, knew that. 763 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 I did know that. 764 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 So China says that they want 765 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 to get to the moon by 2030, but we're 766 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,000 just launching Artemis this year. We're like, we're going 767 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 back, motherfucker. 768 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 So is that like the fucking, 769 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 is that going to be like by SpaceX, 770 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000 like funded by NASA? No, we are 771 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 we are straight up going NASA, baby. 772 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Artemis is going. 773 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,000 You paid her for it with your $88. 774 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 Yeah, fucking $88. 775 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Thanks, Joey Biden. 776 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 I wanted to buy a harmonica holster, 777 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 but you fucking made me pay $88 778 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 so I can't afford it. 779 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:02,000 Fucking, my harmonica 780 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,000 holster has to go on hold now 781 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,000 until I get paid next week. 782 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Oh, Jesus. 783 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,000 Dude, you know, I was watching this interview with Neil Armstrong 784 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 and he was just like 785 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 so nonchalant about it. 786 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 He's just like, yeah, it was just like another 787 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 like, when we were waiting 788 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,000 to find out like if we were going to launch, 789 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 most of the time we just assumed it wasn't going to happen 790 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,000 so we didn't get excited about anything. 791 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 So he's like, oh, when it finally happened 792 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,000 it wasn't a big deal 793 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,000 because it was just like, we're so 794 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 like, they just didn't get their hopes up because it got 795 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,000 canceled so often. 796 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000 And then when it did happen, it was just like, OK, it's another launch. 797 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 And he's a test pilot. 798 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,000 So they don't give a fuck. They're just like, this is 799 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 dude, they're used to landing 800 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,000 airplanes in the desert, like 801 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 untested airplanes. 802 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,000 You know, so they thought they weren't actually 803 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:51,000 going to the moon. Yeah, they didn't know when it was actually 804 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000 going to happen. So they they were just 805 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000 doing a standard like flyby on the moon. 806 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 So I don't think you get 807 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,000 to airport security with that. Oh, yeah. 808 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:01,000 So they were doing 809 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,000 a standard flyby and they said, well, we think the 810 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 conditions are right. We'll try and land. 811 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 And then he said they got the call from the president. 812 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000 And then he's like, yeah, that was 813 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000 cool. But we had so much work to do. 814 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 We just didn't care. 815 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000 It was like they have they have them doing 816 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,000 so much tests. And there's like there's no time 817 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 for your mind to even wander. 818 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,000 I love space movies like that. Like Apollo 819 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000 13 was crazy. Oh, yeah. 820 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,000 With fucking Tom Hanks. 821 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Yeah, the guys that got off really good 822 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 are the ones who do fucking spacewalks and 823 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,000 on the ISS. Those 824 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,000 guys do have time to just sort of. 825 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 I mean, you're primarily doing. Yeah, you're primarily 826 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 doing work. But those guys actually 827 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:39,000 were able to just sort of be like, 828 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:41,000 huh. I mean, they sleep in space. 829 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000 So that's that's going to be weird. But like, 830 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 did you ever see the pods that they sleep in in space? 831 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,000 They're all uncomfortable. 832 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 Like, I mean, I can't imagine 833 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,000 I don't think it would be comfortable. 834 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,000 I don't think it would be uncomfortable because like 835 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,000 you're not like laying on it. You're just kind of 836 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,000 floating there. 837 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,000 It's not nutting 838 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,000 for fucking a year. 839 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,000 You're getting so nut. 840 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:05,000 You're definitely nut. 841 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,000 You can fly away. 842 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 I fucking read something about if they were able to 843 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 masturbate or not, and I can't fucking remember 844 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 what it was. Just imagine like, just like. 845 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000 That's going to drive your prostate cancer 846 00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000 as a dude. You got to 847 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000 fucking get that out of there. You 848 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 leave that cooking for more than a month. That 849 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,000 brings your fucking rate up for 850 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,000 prostate cancer. Your chances of getting prostate cancer 851 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,000 go up? Yeah. It's not healthy to 852 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,000 keep that in you. You got to fucking 853 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000 get that shit out of you. 854 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,000 It's not like nutting in space. It just goes. 855 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,000 Dan's like, damn, I got to start jerking off. 856 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 Dude, I would do it just out of like 857 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:43,000 an ego thing. 858 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,000 Just to be like, I don't want to like 859 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,000 seven people rub one out in space. 860 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,000 You just see the fucking 861 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 just floating around. 862 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 Just hits your fucking co-worker. 863 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,000 Hits the Russian in the back of the head. 864 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,000 Be like, I got you, fucker. 865 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,000 Oh, I'm going to come. 866 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,000 And then fucking just shoot it at the Russian 867 00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,000 guy's head. 868 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 If you're in the ISS, I wonder what the tensions 869 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000 were that day when fucking Ukraine. 870 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,000 The fucking Ukraine. 871 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,000 They're probably just like, hey, buddy. The US guys 872 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:15,000 are just slowly looking over. 873 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,000 Like, really, man? You fucking 874 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,000 cuss. There's like a self-destruct button. 875 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:21,000 And they're both like looking 876 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,000 at it. 877 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,000 The ISS just separates 878 00:31:25,000 --> 00:31:27,000 into two pieces. So the actual reason 879 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,000 that was crazy with that is that 880 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,000 the only way that 881 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,000 the Americans could get home is on 882 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:35,000 the Russians thing. 883 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,000 But like, technically 884 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,000 the like all the research and stuff was American. 885 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 But the way to get back was Russian. 886 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 So they basically gave, they were like, 887 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,000 hey, we got shafted on that one. 888 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:47,000 But we're just like, hey, 889 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 we'll let you use your research 890 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,000 if you get us home type shit. 891 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 And they're like, alright, deal. 892 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:55,000 But also, let's think about fucking scientists. Scientists 893 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,000 aren't fucking like, you know, 894 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:59,000 like. They can fuck us over there. 895 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000 They can really fuck us over and be like, 896 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,000 we're in the hatch first. 897 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 Well, Russia said that they would let 898 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:07,000 the International Space Station crash 899 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 into the ground. They're like, we'll just pull 900 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,000 out right now. And we're just like, fine, fuck you. 901 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,000 We'll take over. 902 00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,000 Yeah, and they're just, they're like, we'll let the cosmonauts die. 903 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,000 We don't care. 904 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,000 Russia don't give a fuck. 905 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,000 Yeah. 906 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,000 The other thing I feel like you know 907 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,000 about when you're in NASA too is that the probability 908 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,000 of dying is pretty fucking good. 909 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Like, you know there's a good 910 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,000 chance if you go up, you might not come down. 911 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 It's like with the space shuttle, it's like, okay, 912 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 well, there was like fucking eight of them. 913 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 Three of them are gone. 914 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,000 So that's not very good odds. 915 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Those people knew that they were 916 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 dead like, as it was happening. 917 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 They knew they were dying all 918 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 at once. Yeah. 919 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,000 That's got to really suck. 920 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,000 Yeah, I watched a lot of World War II stuff this week. 921 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 The Challenger explosion? 922 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 The Challenger explosion looked pretty rad. 923 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000 I mean, if you're gonna 924 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 If you're gonna 925 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 It looked pretty rad. 926 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 I'll tell you one thing, it probably wasn't pretty 927 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:05,000 rad being on board. 928 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,000 It was the opposite of pretty rad. 929 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,000 It was pretty not rad. 930 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,000 Apollo 1 looked pretty rad. 931 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,000 The one that fucking blew up 932 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,000 on the launch pad. 933 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:19,000 Were you alive for Apollo? 934 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,000 For the Challenger? 935 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,000 How old do you think Apollo is? 936 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 Jesus! 937 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:27,000 I was like 70. 938 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,000 No, the Challenger? 939 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,000 Black and white! 940 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,000 Black and white! 941 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,000 The Challenger was the 90s. 942 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 So one was the 80s. 943 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 There's the Challenger in Colombia. 944 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Colombia happened in the 945 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,000 I think that was, I think it was like 946 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,000 the 90s. 947 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,000 How old do you think he is? 948 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 He did let that go unchecked a little bit more. 949 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 I remember when John F. Kennedy 950 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,000 said we were going to the moon! 951 00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,000 Dude, Joe Biden 952 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,000 is 80 years old now. 953 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,000 I was watching like a thing about his like day to day thing. 954 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,000 Jesus! 955 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,000 I gotta talk about this 956 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 before I explode. 957 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,000 Does it include a lot of assistance with activities of daily life? 958 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,000 We've had enough explosions. 959 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,000 Does he wear a bib? 960 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 We can explode after the break. 961 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000 No, I gotta talk about this. 962 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,000 Joe Biden 963 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Joe Biden had a little speech 964 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,000 after the shooting happened. 965 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:23,000 He said that he didn't even 966 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 acknowledge that it happened. He was like 967 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,000 What? What happened? 968 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 The ice cream speech? 969 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 I got a whole fridge! 970 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,000 I got a cookie dough ice cream! 971 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,000 Don't believe me, it's upstairs! 972 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,000 I'm not joking! 973 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:39,000 It's like, dude, those dead kids! 974 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000 I like ice cream! 975 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Doesn't that shit happen every week? 976 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 Why do I care about this one? 977 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,000 It's like that guy! 978 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,000 It's not like anybody's gonna agree with his policies. 979 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,000 So you're 980 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:53,000 on an airplane, right? 981 00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,000 And the pilot 982 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 walks on the plane. 983 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,000 And it's Joe Biden! 984 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 And it's Joe Biden! 985 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,000 And he 986 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:05,000 starts to walk back 987 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,000 towards the back of the plane. 988 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,000 And a flight attendant 989 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 redirects him to the cockpit. 990 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,000 No, no, no, this way! 991 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,000 And he closes the door. 992 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Do you get off the fucking plane? 993 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:19,000 Yes! 994 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,000 If that was your pilot of an airplane 995 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000 The guy would not be allowed to be a pilot 996 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 on a fucking airplane! 997 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 But he's the commander in chief 998 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,000 of the largest military in the world! 999 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:31,000 I like ice cream! 1000 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 Like what the fuck is going on? 1001 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000 This isn't even real. It's like, dude, it's not even like a partisan issue. 1002 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,000 It's like, we're facing 1003 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,000 World War fucking 3, and there's 1004 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,000 nobody at the helm. 1005 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:43,000 Nobody in control! 1006 00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,000 We're leaving the fucking pilot seat open! 1007 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,000 It's like we literally have a country breathing down our neck that says 1008 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 Hey, man, we're gonna use 1009 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,000 thermonuclear weapons if you don't cut it the fuck out. 1010 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,000 And this guy's talking about 1011 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 his fucking ice cream. 1012 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:57,000 This can't be real. 1013 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,000 Because he's 80, man! 1014 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,000 Why did you vote for him? 1015 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:03,000 Yeah, but that's not in justification! 1016 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:05,000 I didn't vote for him. 1017 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,000 He's 80, yeah! Let's fucking 1018 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,000 We're fucked! We're so 1019 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,000 fucked in that 1020 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:13,000 It comes down to like a fucking 1021 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,000 last minute negotiation to like fucking 1022 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 get us out of nuclear annihilation. 1023 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,000 He's gonna be like, hey, what? 1024 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,000 He's gonna wake up 1025 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 and he's gonna be in like sundowners mode. 1026 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,000 And he's not gonna know what the fuck 1027 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:27,000 is happening. 1028 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,000 He's gonna be like, oh, wait, which guy is this? 1029 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 The little Kim Jong Asian guy? 1030 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,000 No, no, Vladimir Putin. 1031 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 Vladimir who? 1032 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,000 It's like, dude, if we at least had somebody 1033 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,000 like it doesn't matter who it is, they just have to 1034 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 have like an appropriate responsibility. 1035 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,000 Dude, but every second you got 1036 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000 without giving the approval to launch 1037 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,000 the nukes, 50,000 people die! 1038 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,000 Let's think about it! If Donald Trump 1039 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 was fucking in the same position being, I don't fucking care 1040 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:53,000 shoot him, I'll kill him. 1041 00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000 That's it. Dude, we need a bully right now. 1042 00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,000 We need a fucking bully. 1043 00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,000 I'm sorry, dude. 1044 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,000 Sometimes bullies are a good thing. 1045 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,000 We can't have a softie in there. 1046 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,000 We need a Trump. It's time to fucking fight. 1047 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,000 And it's not time to fight, 1048 00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,000 but it's time to have someone in there. 1049 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,000 Who would you suggest then, Casey? 1050 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 Franklin Roosevelt? I don't know. 1051 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 Wow! I'd love to take up Teddy Roosevelt 1052 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,000 and revive him and be like, hey, be the president again. 1053 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:19,000 Bro, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, 1054 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,000 and this is coming from someone who, again, on the 1055 00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,000 spectrum, I'm a little bit more left leaning. 1056 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,000 Which spectrum are we talking about? 1057 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Oh, fuck. 1058 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 I'm not talking about the spectrum of politics. 1059 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000 I'm on the other one too. 1060 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,000 There's someone on the spectrum. 1061 00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000 You mean like the gay spectrum 1062 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000 or the autistic spectrum? 1063 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000 Regardless, on the 1064 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000 political spectrum, 1065 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 I'm on the left side 1066 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,000 just a little bit. 1067 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,000 I'm very in the middle. But like, 1068 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000 right now, fucking Biden looks like the 1069 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,000 biggest fucking pushover and the most 1070 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,000 non-threatening like little 1071 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 fucking douchebag. 1072 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,000 When we add Trump in office, though, 1073 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 and this is coming from someone who is against 1074 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Trump almost his entire presidency, 1075 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,000 I would so much rather 1076 00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:05,000 have him as our president right now. 1077 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,000 And I don't agree with a lot of what he says. 1078 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Trump gets in there and he gets 1079 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,000 shit done. 1080 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,000 You need someone in there who can be like, 1081 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 you know he's gonna... 1082 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 You even fucking look at America! 1083 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:19,000 If you even fucking look at America, 1084 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 I will fucking shove my cock down your throat! 1085 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 He was a 1086 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,000 deterrent in and of himself. 1087 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,000 He's so unstable that 1088 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,000 it scared everybody else. 1089 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:31,000 And that's why I was like, oh my god, 1090 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:33,000 we got an unstable guy. But they'll be like, me as president! 1091 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000 People will be like, I'm not gonna fuck with 1092 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,000 him because he's just gonna be like, kill him! 1093 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,000 I was like, damn, 1094 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,000 Trump's fucking unstable. 1095 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,000 And then Biden gets in office and I'm like, fuck man, 1096 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,000 it actually worked! Get him back! 1097 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Exactly! 1098 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000 We need the Trumpster back! 1099 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000 2024, baby! 1100 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,000 They asked Biden, they said, 1101 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,000 what would you say to Putin 1102 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,000 on using nuclear weapons? 1103 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,000 He said, 1104 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,000 don't. It's like, hey man, 1105 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:03,000 we're gonna need a little bit of a better answer than 1106 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,000 don't. If you fucking look at me, 1107 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 I will rape your family! 1108 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 Dude, you know... 1109 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,000 No shit, don't! But maybe add a little bit more 1110 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:13,000 of his ass. I will rape your eye holes! 1111 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 You know he thought he was coming 1112 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 across in a Clint Eastwood way. 1113 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,000 But it's like he came across as 1114 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,000 like an old man with dementia. 1115 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,000 Like he missed the fucking 1116 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 teeth grit. But again, 1117 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,000 if you had fucking Donald Trump and he said, 1118 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,000 and if Donald Trump was like, 1119 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:31,000 don't, you'd be like, 1120 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,000 okay. 1121 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,000 Donald Trump would say something way fucking 1122 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,000 way over that. 1123 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,000 If you fucking nuke us, 1124 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:41,000 I will fucking annihilate you! 1125 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,000 You will never be remembered! 1126 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Your bloodbaths will be exterminated! 1127 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:47,000 Your country would not be anything. 1128 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,000 It would be nuclear sand. 1129 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,000 Nuclear sand. Listen guys, do you want to be 1130 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:53,000 nuclear sand? I bet you don't. 1131 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,000 Your land wouldn't be happenable for 100,000 1132 00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,000 years. I bet you don't want that to happen. 1133 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:59,000 So don't look at me, and 1134 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000 don't tell me my fucking country. 1135 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Because if you look at my fucking country, I will turn you into 1136 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 sand. Nuclear sand. Just gone. 1137 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000 You know, I was thinking about this the other day. 1138 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,000 Bullies, man. 1139 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,000 Sometimes you fucking need 1140 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:13,000 bullies. We need bullies in 1141 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,000 today's society. Fucking if a kid's going around 1142 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000 being inside, I'm going to wear a dress. 1143 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Exactly. 1144 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,000 There's an analogy for this. 1145 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,000 Here comes the cancel Tyler, dial it back. 1146 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 So this happened, 1147 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:27,000 we saw this happen in nature, 1148 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000 when we took the wolves out of Yellowstone. 1149 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,000 And the fucking deer proliferated 1150 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,000 to the point that it was just like 1151 00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000 all the animals had no predators anymore. 1152 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 You need predators 1153 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000 in the fucking field. And then the whole 1154 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,000 ecosystem got thrown off because there 1155 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:43,000 was no predators. Because they 1156 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,000 fucking take predators out. 1157 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 So we need sharks. 1158 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,000 We took the wolves out of Yellowstone, and that's what happened with the bullies. 1159 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:51,000 The bullies would come 1160 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,000 along, and keep everybody 1161 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:55,000 in check. If your kid was acting 1162 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 fucking weird. 1163 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:59,000 You need strong leaders sometimes. 1164 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 Just a little strange, you get beat up. 1165 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000 You get swirly. You go home and cry 1166 00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,000 and say maybe I won't do that fucking weird thing again. 1167 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,000 Maybe I won't be a fucking psychopath anymore. 1168 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,000 Yeah, so Joe Biden's 1169 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,000 schedule. So he like wakes up at 1170 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,000 7 a.m. and it's like, oh, 1171 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000 President Joe walks across the hall 1172 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,000 to his personal dining room 1173 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:19,000 where his personal chef makes 1174 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,000 him breakfast. 1175 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,000 Breakfast. Breakfast. Breakfast. 1176 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,000 And then he goes to 1177 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,000 the gym where his fucking personal 1178 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000 trainer, you know, has 1179 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,000 him fucking walk with a walker 1180 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,000 on the treadmill. 1181 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000 And then, you know, he goes at like 1182 00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:39,000 9 a.m. to the president's 1183 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,000 briefing room 1184 00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,000 where he meets with all his cabinet members. 1185 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,000 So at this point, 1186 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,000 he has had nothing about politics 1187 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,000 whatsoever. 1188 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,000 Well, from like 9 to 5, he 1189 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000 like meets with his like 1190 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:55,000 cabinet members. Yeah, but that's 9 a.m. 1191 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,000 9 a.m., yup. 1192 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:59,000 Till 5. So he has basically like 1193 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,000 a 9 to 5 job with like 1194 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,000 special circumstances. 1195 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,000 I don't know, I just feel like 1196 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000 we've had more proactive presidents 1197 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,000 that paid a little bit more. But then after, 1198 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,000 it's like Joe gets in his limousine 1199 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000 with his aviators and goes out to eat 1200 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,000 at like fancy restaurants 1201 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,000 and shit like that. Or like he goes, 1202 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000 flies to fucking... I want you to do some 1203 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000 work, bud. Delaware. Like, fuck. 1204 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,000 He fucking flies to Florida for the weekends. 1205 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:25,000 Who's this? Buddy, you 1206 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 Joe Biden. You fucking signed up 1207 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000 to be in that office for four years to lead 1208 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,000 a country. You knew it was going to be a tough job. 1209 00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:33,000 You're running around in a fucking limousine 1210 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,000 eating at fancy restaurants. 1211 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,000 How about you put in some work? This ain't a 1212 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,000 9 to 5 Monday through Friday gig, bud. 1213 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000 Yup. Fuck, man. 1214 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000 The senators work so hard. 1215 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,000 Yeah, it takes weekends at 1216 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,000 his house in Maryland or something. Are you 1217 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,000 fucking... 1218 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,000 And you're on his side. 1219 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,000 The senators sleep in their offices. 1220 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,000 It sounds like he has the life. He shouldn't. 1221 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,000 It should age you like 50 1222 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,000 years. He shouldn't be alive right now. He should be a fucking 1223 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,000 rotting skeleton with the stress you're supposed 1224 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,000 to have at that time. I actually read his 1225 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,000 physical report. 1226 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000 Did you? Who's doing the physical? 1227 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000 He was a 1228 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,000 healthy 80 year old male. 1229 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,000 There's no such thing. He had 1230 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,000 AFib. 1231 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,000 He had really bad 1232 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:19,000 GERD that makes him cough 1233 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,000 all the time. 1234 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,000 So he had another heart 1235 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,000 arrhythmia that was 1236 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,000 stable or something like that. 1237 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,000 And hyperlipidemia. 1238 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,000 But I think that was 1239 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000 on Lipitor. But there's 1240 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,000 a bunch of stuff. You know, 1241 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,000 like an 80 year old, there's something wrong 1242 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,000 with everything. Oh yeah. 1243 00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,000 Fucking 80. 1244 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:43,000 People didn't used to live past 40. 1245 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,000 But he still works out with his walker 1246 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,000 on the treadmill. Yeah, they don't 1247 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,000 let him ride bikes anymore. 1248 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,000 Oh yeah. 1249 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,000 Or walk up the stairs of Air Force One. 1250 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 Dude, he really struggles with that. 1251 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,000 They gotta get him one of the fucking power 1252 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,000 lifts. 1253 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,000 I think we should elect Jimmy Carter 1254 00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:03,000 president again. 1255 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,000 He's on his fucking deathbed. 1256 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Was he only on one term? 1257 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,000 Yup. Dude, we can. 1258 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,000 Bring him back. 1259 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,000 Wait, he's alive? Yeah, he's 1260 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,000 98. He's in hospice care. 1261 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000 Really? No, he actually killed himself. 1262 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,000 No shit. Dude, I thought that guy 1263 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,000 was dead. No, just like a few months ago, he 1264 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,000 killed himself. Yeah, Jimmy Carter 1265 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,000 killed himself. What are you talking about? He left a suicide 1266 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,000 note that said his peat and farm withered. 1267 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,000 His what? His peanut farm withered. 1268 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:31,000 He was so upset that his peanut farm went down, he just 1269 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,000 killed himself. What the fuck are you talking about? 1270 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 No. 1271 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000 Yeah, look it up. 1272 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,000 That's the most 1273 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,000 ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 1274 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000 He fucking killed himself because his peanut farm went down. 1275 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,000 The president? Yeah. 1276 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000 Jimmy Carter. He fucking killed himself 1277 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,000 because his fucking peanut farm withered. 1278 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,000 What is happening? I thought you said he was alive. 1279 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,000 No, he killed himself. When? 1280 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000 Yesterday? 1281 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000 What the fuck is going on over here? 1282 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000 Unless he killed himself yesterday, I didn't hear about this. 1283 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,000 Or today. 1284 00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Dan, what's the fact check on this? 1285 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 The fact check is I fucking made it up. 1286 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:07,000 Wikipedia says that he's 98. 1287 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 The fact check is that I fucking made it up. 1288 00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000 His peanut farm. 1289 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:13,000 98 years old. 1290 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,000 I can't believe that guy's alive. 1291 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:17,000 It's like finding, I don't know. 1292 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:19,000 A dinosaur? It's like finding a pet 1293 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000 you had is still alive. 1294 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000 It's like, what? Jimmy Carter? 1295 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,000 No way. 1296 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,000 He didn't know he was alive? 1297 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:29,000 What year was he president? From 77 to 81. 1298 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:31,000 Yeah. Get him back. 1299 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,000 Get him in there. Oh my god. 1300 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,000 98. What a good run. Fucking called with a bullpen. 1301 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,000 He would definitely do better. 1302 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,000 Wait, how the fuck did that work out? 1303 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000 What? 1304 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,000 He would definitely do better than Joe Biden. 1305 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:45,000 That doesn't match up time periods. 1306 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,000 What? 1307 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,000 What? 1308 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000 If he ended in one. 1309 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:55,000 He looks like fucking 1310 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,000 autistic rain man. 1311 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,000 What? 1312 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000 Like the fucking numbers I can see 1313 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,000 going on in your head. 1314 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,000 That doesn't match up. 1315 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:07,000 Get him back in office. 1316 00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,000 The orbital ecomosis guy. 1317 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,000 That doesn't match up though. 1318 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,000 Like, it, 1319 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:15,000 the time periods. 1320 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000 It does. No. 1321 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 Tyler, it does. No, it doesn't. 1322 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,000 He was president when he was 1323 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:23,000 in his 50s. 1324 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,000 How the fuck does that... 1325 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,000 He wasn't that old. He was 20, 20, 2016. 1326 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:29,000 Oh, wait, that still doesn't 1327 00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000 match up. The presidency starts on 1328 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 an odd year. Are you denying reality? 1329 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1330 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,000 It goes back in time. The presidency started 1331 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,000 in 77 to 81. 1332 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:41,000 No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying 1333 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,000 if it's an odd number, we shouldn't be in 1334 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,000 an even number right now. 1335 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,000 With presidencies. 1336 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000 Like, it shouldn't be, like, if it was like 81, 1337 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,000 then it shouldn't be, like, 1338 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 2024 when we're electing. It should be 1339 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000 like 2025 or 2023. 1340 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,000 Like, it doesn't make sense that they're 1341 00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,000 because it shouldn't be in, 1342 00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:01,000 if it's an even number, it would be 1343 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,000 an even number. If it's an odd number, 1344 00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:05,000 then every single year for an 1345 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,000 election, it would be an odd number. You know 1346 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,000 what I'm saying? Like, because 1347 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,000 it's supposed to go in four-year spurts. 1348 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000 And if it was 81, 1349 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 then it should be, 1350 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000 like, it shouldn't be. 1351 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,000 It's when you elect, though. 1352 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,000 No, no, no, no. Because, like, when he gets out of 1353 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,000 office, it would be 1354 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000 like that. So, 1355 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,000 it doesn't make sense. That's fucking 1356 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,000 weird. How does it do that? 1357 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:31,000 Where's the year, where'd that year go? 1358 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000 What's going on? 1359 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:35,000 Bro, 1360 00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000 you're blowing my fucking mind. 1361 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:39,000 He's saying, cause the elections 1362 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 occur in even years. He's not 1363 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000 understanding how he took office in an odd 1364 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000 numbered year. But, 1365 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:47,000 isn't it? Yeah, because you become 1366 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000 president after 1367 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000 January. The election, yeah, the 1368 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:53,000 election takes place in an even 1369 00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,000 year. But you don't take office until it's odd. 1370 00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:57,000 Oh, the people got assassinated. 1371 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000 Right. 1372 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000 No, that's not how it works. Well, no, 1373 00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,000 it's still every 20 years. It's still, 1374 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,000 yeah, it's still the same term. No, but then another 1375 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,000 president, oh yeah, it would be every 40 years. No, the vice president 1376 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000 takes over until the term is over. 1377 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000 Weird. So where the fuck does that 1378 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,000 odd number come in? Is there any way to have like a 1379 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,000 midterm? Because they don't take 1380 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,000 office until the odd numbered year. 1381 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,000 Yeah, so if you like die on the second 1382 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000 to last day of presidency, 1383 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,000 the vice president would be president for 1384 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,000 a day. No, no, no, 1385 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000 there's gotta be something weird 1386 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,000 happening. Tyler, we've explained it. 1387 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Um, 1388 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,000 you don't take office 1389 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000 until the odd year begins. 1390 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000 You don't serve as the president until 1391 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000 it's an odd year. 1392 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000 Yeah, like 1393 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000 the election occurs 1394 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000 in the even numbered year. 1395 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000 2020 and 2021. 1396 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,000 Hey, that 1397 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,000 doesn't make sense. 1398 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000 Fuck. Look at 1399 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,000 this picture of, uh, 1400 00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,000 I don't know how that makes sense. It's a picture of Joe 1401 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 Biden. Tyler, they're elected. 1402 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Jimmy Carter. It's 2020, right? 1403 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000 Look how young he was. Joe Biden. 1404 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000 Oh my god. That was like not that long ago. 1405 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,000 Tyler, you're elected 1406 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000 in 2020, right? No. 1407 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000 I don't get it. No, but you are. You're 1408 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:15,000 elect. So the election is held. 1409 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,000 Okay. This election takes place 1410 00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000 in 2020. 1411 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,000 We elected Joe Biden as our president 1412 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,000 in 2020. 1413 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,000 He was the president 1414 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,000 elect for a handful of months. 1415 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,000 2021 begins. 1416 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,000 Then he takes 1417 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,000 office. So he 1418 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,000 will be serving until 2025. 1419 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:37,000 No, he'll be serving until 2024. 1420 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,000 No, 1421 00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,000 because, no, because 1422 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000 you don't become the president the day you're 1423 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,000 elected. There's time in between those 1424 00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,000 two. No. Yes. 1425 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:49,000 That's not how that works. Oh my fucking 1426 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:51,000 god. 1427 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,000 Tyler, I don't know what, I don't know what you 1428 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,000 want me to say here. That's not how that works. 1429 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,000 So you're telling me that we 1430 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,000 just time travel for presidents? 1431 00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,000 Dude, how 1432 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:03,000 much weed did you smoke? 1433 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,000 That's not what I'm 1434 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,000 saying, bro. His term 1435 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:09,000 began in 2021. 1436 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,000 No, his term began in 2020. 1437 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000 No, he was elected in 1438 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,000 2020. No, no, no, no, no, no. 1439 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,000 He was elected and his term started 1440 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:19,000 2020. 1441 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,000 I'm just fucking with you guys. 1442 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,000 Just really fucking with you. I knew you, 1443 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,000 I knew you were fucking with me, but I should have 1444 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:29,000 picked up on it earlier. 1445 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,000 Dude, I was like, I was going down a fucking rabbit 1446 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,000 hole yesterday that even continued into 1447 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000 today. Like, 1448 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000 because I watched this video of Peter 1449 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:39,000 Zon, Zion, you know who he is? 1450 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,000 I can't say I do. He like works for the government 1451 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000 and he's like, he like predicts like potential 1452 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000 like outcomes. 1453 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:47,000 Yeah, if scenario is like 1454 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:49,000 going on between the US and other countries. 1455 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000 And he said if Ukraine 1456 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,000 wins, he goes, there's definitely going to be 1457 00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:55,000 like a nuclear exchange between 1458 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000 US and Russia. 1459 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:59,000 Like that's, that's, it's just going to 1460 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,000 happen. Yeah, it would be a lot more peaceful 1461 00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:03,000 if they just fucking took them over, unfortunately. 1462 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000 Yeah, just, dude, 1463 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:07,000 just give it fucking back to Russia. 1464 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,000 Like, what the fuck are we doing here? So I was like 1465 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,000 looking up, I'm like, OK, if like, 1466 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,000 like what, what places would be hit if 1467 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,000 we had a nuclear attack? So they try 1468 00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000 and hit other nukes. Like, that's what they aim 1469 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,000 for. So in 1470 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,000 the center of the country is what's called the nuclear 1471 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,000 sponge. Yeah, you were talking 1472 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,000 about that yesterday. Yeah, so it's like, it's 1473 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:27,000 like where all the nukes are like all 1474 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,000 put together so that hopefully 1475 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:31,000 they try and strike that first 1476 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,000 rather than the large cities, 1477 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,000 right? Interesting. So 1478 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,000 I'm like, let me see 1479 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,000 if I can see one of these fucking missile 1480 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,000 silos from 1481 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,000 Google, Google Maps. They don't 1482 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,000 fucking black that shit out? Dude, so 1483 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,000 they said that the nuclear sponge, the bulk 1484 00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:49,000 of it is like on the border of Nebraska, 1485 00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,000 Wyoming, and Colorado. 1486 00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000 So I zoomed in and there's 1487 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:55,000 there's one of those pins 1488 00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,000 and it says, uh, M 1489 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,000 M three launch. I'm like, 1490 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:01,000 no, no, yeah, 1491 00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000 minute man three launch site 1492 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,000 and it shows it and I'm like, 1493 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,000 and it says it's a transportation service. 1494 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,000 I'm like, fuck 1495 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,000 this. I even wrote a message to 1496 00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,000 Google. I'm like, hey, you guys might want to take 1497 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,000 this tag off because 1498 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,000 if I can find this one, I can find other 1499 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,000 ones. And just like going down the 1500 00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,000 street, like I, oh, dude, 1501 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,000 I found like 10 of them, like 10. They 1502 00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:25,000 are already know where it is. Well, I think 1503 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,000 what they probably do is 1504 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,000 they, or maybe 1505 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:31,000 this is what I actually think. Those are 1506 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:33,000 duds. Those are dummy sites. 1507 00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:35,000 You don't know. Yeah, because those 1508 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,000 can be dummy sites and the ones that they actually 1509 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,000 have. No one knows 1510 00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:41,000 where they are. Well, the thing is, is 1511 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,000 they don't really care. Like if 1512 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:45,000 you know about them, because I was reading this article 1513 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:47,000 that said the Russians 1514 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,000 and the US exchange, 1515 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,000 like people to inspect 1516 00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:53,000 their nuclear sites. 1517 00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,000 That's weird. Why would they do that? For 1518 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:57,000 treaty purposes, because they have to make sure that 1519 00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,000 they're up to spec and following the treaties. 1520 00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,000 So the Russians know where all their nukes 1521 00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,000 are. And we know where all theirs are. But 1522 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000 I don't think that anybody should just be able to go 1523 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,000 on Google and search 1524 00:53:07,000 --> 00:53:09,000 Minuteman 3 launch site 1525 00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:11,000 and be able to see exactly where it is. You gotta 1526 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,000 think about it. Did Google get back to you on that? 1527 00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:15,000 No, I just said, hey, 1528 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000 like, I don't know who added this tag, but it might 1529 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,000 not be a good idea to like keep it up. 1530 00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:21,000 You know, I just I feel like that's kind 1531 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:23,000 of a security risk. Yeah, I mean, 1532 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:25,000 but the thing you gotta think about though, too, is that 1533 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,000 those nukes have travel time. If they shoot at us, 1534 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000 we know they shot at us. 1535 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,000 We'll have time to act appropriately. 1536 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,000 We can probably accurately estimate 1537 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,000 where they're gonna land, to be honest. 1538 00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,000 I'd be surprised if we didn't have the technology 1539 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:39,000 to do that. I think that we have the 1540 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,000 technology to stop them mid 1541 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000 flight and detonate 1542 00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:45,000 them wherever they are. 1543 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,000 I know, you got the whole laser 1544 00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:52,000 theory. I believe that these flying triangles, that's part of their purpose. 1545 00:53:52,000 --> 00:54:01,000 It's not just targeting, but even capturing them and containing them to some degree. 1546 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,000 And taking them somewhere else. 1547 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:06,000 Fucking return to sender. 1548 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 That's like the... 1549 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 Like we're not even... 1550 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:13,000 I just picture a big cartoon hand like catching the dude. 1551 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000 Turn around and throw him. 1552 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000 Dude, that would be the ultimate 1553 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,000 retaliation. It's just the fucking hand that catches it. 1554 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:22,000 Live stream it from a drone. 1555 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,000 Not even launch yours. 1556 00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:26,000 Just turn theirs around and drop it back up. 1557 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 Because then you didn't do it. 1558 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,000 Yeah, they did it to themselves. 1559 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 You think it's break time? 1560 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000 Alright, we'll be back 1561 00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:36,000 on Untitled 1562 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 Podcast. 1563 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,000 Hey, it's the iTyler again. 1564 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,000 That was some real stupid shit, huh? 1565 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,000 It's like when you give 1566 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,000 four idiots with ADHD mics. 1567 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000 But what do I know? 1568 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:50,000 I'm just controlled by that commie bastard 1569 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:52,000 Casey. I fucking hate commas. 1570 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 Anyway, for the next 1571 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,000 part of the episode we explore some 1572 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:58,000 equestrian topics for the horse lovers 1573 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 out there. God damn it, Casey. 1574 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,000 Here we go. 1575 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:14,000 Hey there. 1576 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:16,000 I know it's 1577 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:18,000 hard to feel 1578 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 like I don't 1579 00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,000 care at all. 1580 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,000 Where you are and how you feel 1581 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 under these lights on the best of 1582 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,000 views. 1583 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,000 Welcome back to Untitled Podcast. 1584 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000 Getting emo. 1585 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:34,000 Tyler's getting emo. 1586 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,000 So obviously you guys were all emo back in high school, right? 1587 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 Were you? 1588 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:40,000 I can't make it on my own! 1589 00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000 Because my heart is in Ohio! 1590 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 One of my favorite albums is 1591 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:46,000 Take This To Your Grave by Fall Out Boy. 1592 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,000 Oh, god damn it. 1593 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,000 I'm so sorry. 1594 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 I'm so sorry. 1595 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 I'm so sorry. 1596 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:56,000 I'm so sorry. 1597 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,000 I'm so sorry. 1598 00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,000 I'm so sorry. 1599 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 I'm so sorry, I'm 1600 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,000 so sorry, I'm so sorry. 1601 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:06,000 Today is another day of 1602 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,000 emo. 1603 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 Tomorrow, I'm going to be 1604 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 destroyed by Fall Out Boy. 1605 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:14,000 I'm going to be destroyed by Fall Out Boy. 1606 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:16,000 Come on, 1607 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:18,000 wipe me in. 1608 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,000 You should come to emo night tomorrow. 1609 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 It's like 20 dollars tickets. 1610 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,000 It's cheap. 1611 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,000 Maybe, we'll see. 1612 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:29,000 my girlfriend. I'm sure she's not going to be having the best time of her life. 1613 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:34,240 But she's going to be like, she's going to be like, did my boyfriend just get 1614 00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:37,760 spear tackled in the fucking, in the fucking match? 1615 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:42,400 So, Tyler, what were you running down here to talk about? 1616 00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:44,920 Nothing. 1617 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:49,240 No, you said we were talking upstairs and you were like, we got to talk about this 1618 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:52,120 on the podcast. I don't know. You guys are talking about it. 1619 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:53,640 I just said that we should talk about it. 1620 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,360 I think we lost a little momentum. 1621 00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:59,440 I think you're talking about nicotine. 1622 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,440 Oh, yeah. 1623 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,400 Nicotine has never been proven to be 1624 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:10,600 a victim, just like CPR has never been proven to be effective. 1625 00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:17,480 No, but like nicotine definitely is addictive because I fucking Dean, like I 1626 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:21,880 was using just the nicotine pouches and that shit had me fucking crazy like 1627 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:25,000 feeding, but it could. I mean, if we really want to do it, though, 1628 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,680 I mean, it could just be the oral fixation because that burn gives it gives me the 1629 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:33,000 same kick sort of because once you get addicted to nicotine, you lose like the 1630 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,400 psychoactive, like head high of it. 1631 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:36,640 Not really. 1632 00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:38,560 I mean, for me, I mean, I've made so much. 1633 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:40,480 I never get lightheaded. I never get that feeling. 1634 00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:44,200 It's just if I don't get nicotine, if I don't vape every like half hour. 1635 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:48,840 OK, now I do think nicotine is addictive because I swat. 1636 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:53,360 No, I think I feel like I want to kill people after like two hours with that. 1637 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:54,240 No, no, no. 1638 00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,120 Addictive when I get that, I know. 1639 00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:57,760 But when I get like the zero nicotine 1640 00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:02,720 vapes, I was so convinced they worked the first time I quit and I vape so much more 1641 00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:06,400 than I used to now and I did the zero nicotine ones. 1642 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,760 And I'm like this fucking thing. 1643 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,440 Get this fucking thing out of my face. 1644 00:58:09,480 --> 00:58:10,680 How do you think I feel right now? 1645 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,240 Can you come over tonight like fuck you? 1646 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:14,680 No. 1647 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:17,440 Fine. I'll be over in 20 minutes. 1648 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,040 Yeah, do it. 1649 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:20,280 I can't imagine. 1650 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,120 Like, I feel like shit. 1651 00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,480 I felt I mean, I felt so empowered quitting 1652 00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:27,680 nicotine the first time that I went back and it's just like, all right, well, 1653 00:58:27,720 --> 00:58:29,000 I don't have the willpower to do that. 1654 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,760 I want to start it just to quit it so I can feel this empowered. 1655 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:32,560 It does. 1656 00:58:32,760 --> 00:58:35,640 You feel you feel like you're on top of the world when you're kicking. 1657 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,360 When you're like, yeah, you're like, I'm fucking. 1658 00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,880 Yeah, it's like, like, like, I can fight God. 1659 00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:43,800 I'm quitting vaping for the rest of the park. 1660 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:46,040 It's like, I don't know, being a police officer. 1661 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:49,440 I'm leaving a call like a bad call or something. 1662 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,960 It's the same thing with what we did. 1663 00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:56,960 OK, you don't have to use a cop. 1664 00:58:57,160 --> 00:59:00,680 I'm not going to say that because that's just stupid. 1665 00:59:01,600 --> 00:59:02,160 You know what? 1666 00:59:02,360 --> 00:59:03,080 You're a hero. 1667 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:03,640 I agree. 1668 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:05,440 Be less war stories. 1669 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:10,800 But it's like that same kind of feeling that you're like overcoming something. 1670 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,480 Or that like it's a challenge for you and it's causing you pain. 1671 00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:17,120 But I kind of got addicted to that feeling, 1672 00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,520 that feeling of like overcoming things. 1673 00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:20,240 Yeah. 1674 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:25,480 I feel like staying up for 36 hours straight. 1675 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,360 I'm not really like that. 1676 00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:28,160 I'm high. 1677 00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:30,120 I'm just like, 1678 00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,840 just like seeing how many things I could cut out. 1679 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,120 You know, 1680 00:59:34,320 --> 00:59:38,720 like in my basically surviving on like salads and water. 1681 00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:39,800 That sucks. 1682 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:40,720 It sucks. 1683 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:44,160 Why do you like why do you get up every morning when you live like that? 1684 00:59:44,160 --> 00:59:45,600 I don't know. I really don't. 1685 00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:46,520 I just sleep in. 1686 00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:46,920 Yeah. 1687 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:52,880 Like why do people like do things that like what motivates people to do things 1688 00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:58,080 that don't directly benefit them like people like soldiers that go to war? 1689 00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:00,800 What motivates them to die? 1690 01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,760 The thrill of the charge, the battlefield, 1691 01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,080 the desire to be part of something. 1692 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:06,600 Yeah. 1693 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:09,880 Like I was watching like a World War Two movie and they were like, oh, 1694 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,400 we've got to send four thousand troops to save three hundred thousand. 1695 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:15,200 And they're all going to get slaughtered. 1696 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,960 And Winston Churchill was like, OK, let's do it. 1697 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:19,480 Oh, my God. 1698 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:20,880 So they all died. 1699 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,920 Bro, we're so close to that happening. 1700 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:26,680 Like, what's the point, though, especially if you're not like, 1701 01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:27,680 there is no point. 1702 01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:33,000 And it's just like, it's like your life is just like you're just disposable. 1703 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:36,440 Like if the government decided, hey, we're going to war with Russia tomorrow. 1704 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:38,680 Like, we're all going to. 1705 01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:39,840 You're so disposable. 1706 01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,560 It's not even the wars getting excited. 1707 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,160 Guess what? You're all invited. 1708 01:00:43,160 --> 01:00:45,000 It looks like I'm a transgender. 1709 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:47,440 Welcome to the meat grinder. 1710 01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:49,360 In Germany and World War Two, 1711 01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:53,280 they had conscription from the age of 16 to 65. 1712 01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:55,040 God damn. 1713 01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:56,760 Yeah, at the end of the war, they did. 1714 01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:57,880 God damn. 1715 01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:01,280 Like you turn like for two days before you get pulled in. 1716 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:02,840 You're like, I don't think. 1717 01:01:03,040 --> 01:01:06,400 Yeah, because two days away because Hitler was fucking. 1718 01:01:06,600 --> 01:01:09,880 I watched that movie Downfall and it was like fucking losing it. 1719 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,920 He was losing it from the beginning. 1720 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:14,200 And that's like, you know, like, I'm going to come in and save him. 1721 01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:17,560 And his fucking generals are just shooting themselves in the head in front of them. 1722 01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:21,800 Cards, there's somebody fucking just guys just blowing their heads off in front of 1723 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:25,200 them. He's like, oh, this guy's going to come and save us in Berlin. 1724 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:29,000 And they're like, no, he's not like they're all dead. 1725 01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:30,240 Oh, my God. 1726 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:35,520 And then fucking Eva Braun or Joseph Goebbels, his wife. 1727 01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:37,920 He has a bunch of children in the bunker with him. 1728 01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:42,960 Right. So they're like, oh, well, we got to kill our children because if there's 1729 01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,440 no national socialism, then there's no life. 1730 01:01:45,640 --> 01:01:50,880 So they fucking take like cyanide pills and then like make the kids drink it 1731 01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:51,800 while they're sleeping. 1732 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,360 And then the ladies kill their kids. 1733 01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:55,520 It's fucked up. 1734 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:57,040 Do you know that? 1735 01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,680 Yeah, yeah, that's a real thing. 1736 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:05,200 Do you know that the average horse produces 15 horsepower? 1737 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:09,760 Wow, I thought you were going to say 15 liters of semen. 1738 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:13,000 I thought it was going on the comrade. 1739 01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,400 I really did. 1740 01:02:14,600 --> 01:02:15,520 He had me fooled. 1741 01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:20,000 Last episode. Yeah, dude, we fucking talked about that. 1742 01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:23,280 Anyway, dude, I saw this whole thing. 1743 01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:28,760 He's to talk where this this check was like this was literally a tick tock. 1744 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:34,000 She was like masturbating a horse and it was for like, wait, what? 1745 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,080 Hold on a second. 1746 01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:35,800 Wait, what? 1747 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:36,680 Yes, it was. 1748 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,000 How did you find that? 1749 01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:40,360 It was on tick tock. 1750 01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:44,400 Was it on tick tock or was it on like what are those horse semen. 1751 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:45,920 Come on. 1752 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,880 So it was for like medical reasons, though. 1753 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:50,400 Horse semen. 1754 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,840 That's a cool reason for her, the horse. 1755 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:55,880 I showed my girlfriend. 1756 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:58,040 She's like, yeah, I think they have to do that occasionally. 1757 01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:04,000 So anyway, there's like this horse face filter that this guy put on. 1758 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,200 So I don't know. 1759 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:07,320 Was she hot? 1760 01:03:07,520 --> 01:03:08,240 She was hot. 1761 01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:10,120 Yeah, but it wasn't like a sexual thing. 1762 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:14,160 She was just like rub one out for the horse because apparently you have to do 1763 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,080 that occasionally, but this guy had prostate cancer. 1764 01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:20,080 Was the horse going? 1765 01:03:20,280 --> 01:03:22,240 No, he was just like moving his leg a little bit. 1766 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:24,440 It wasn't like weird at all. 1767 01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:25,520 The horse is going. 1768 01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:29,560 It's like, obviously, this is like a veterinarian thing going on here. 1769 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:32,560 But because she was like, why can't my doctor do that? 1770 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:33,880 Right. 1771 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:36,240 But because she was like Dr. 1772 01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:37,840 Cunning from fucking Dr. 1773 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:40,320 Krauss, I'd let her fucking do that. 1774 01:03:40,520 --> 01:03:43,080 But there's this guy that like he put 1775 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:47,000 his face at the end of the video with like a horse face filter on it. 1776 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,240 Like I'm next, you know. 1777 01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:51,920 I don't know. You would have had to see it. 1778 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:54,000 I don't know how you got going down that route. 1779 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,200 The horse sex. 1780 01:03:57,400 --> 01:03:58,240 Oh, Mr. 1781 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,360 Hans, we love horse come here. 1782 01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,880 Come at a horse's semen. 1783 01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:07,600 Horse semen, horse come, horse man goo. 1784 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,360 We love it all. 1785 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:14,840 On title podcast sponsored by horse semen. 1786 01:04:15,040 --> 01:04:16,040 All right. What do you think? 1787 01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:17,520 Talk about that on the last one. 1788 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,760 Yes, we did talk about horse semen. 1789 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,000 So that's why I'm saying this. 1790 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:26,360 I think listen, buddy, horse semen, number one. 1791 01:04:26,560 --> 01:04:30,000 I think we covered the topic already quite thoroughly. 1792 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,600 I don't think we horse semen. 1793 01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:35,440 Number one, number one food for muscle growth. 1794 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:43,080 Drink horse come horse come dot com spots on title podcast sponsored by horse come 1795 01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:47,720 dot com Ali Mac does not sponsor horse come dot com. 1796 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:49,800 So I was looking at this the other day. 1797 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:54,400 What percent of police officers do you think have discharged their weapon 1798 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:56,720 on a call in their career? 1799 01:04:56,920 --> 01:05:00,960 Twenty five percent less than five percent less than one percent. 1800 01:05:01,160 --> 01:05:02,320 Half of one percent. 1801 01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:03,400 Really? No. 1802 01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,840 Twenty seven percent. 1803 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:06,320 No fucking way. 1804 01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:09,920 Makes sense. Think about how long you're on the job in the career. 1805 01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,800 I don't believe there's so many police officers. 1806 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:17,200 I thought most people they interviewed people and most people thought like 83 1807 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:20,440 percent thought what do you say? 1808 01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:25,080 Eighty three percent of people thought that the police officers have always 1809 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:27,840 discharged like all police officers. Yeah. 1810 01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:29,960 Oh, man. I thought it was like barely. 1811 01:05:30,160 --> 01:05:31,400 Yeah. I mean, that makes sense. 1812 01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:34,160 You're going to come across a situation where you're going to have to do it. 1813 01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:35,400 At some point, 1814 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:39,320 let's just fucking go back to the fucking god damn it. 1815 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:41,920 Let's go back to the fucking media saying 1816 01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:43,760 that cops are just shooting people left and right. 1817 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:45,640 Of course, retards are going to think 1818 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:48,160 that fucking cops shoot their weapons every fucking day. 1819 01:05:48,360 --> 01:05:50,480 Fuck you. You can't say that word. 1820 01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:51,480 It's hard. 1821 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:53,200 You can't say the C word. 1822 01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:55,200 You can't say cop. 1823 01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:57,800 We're trying to fucking not get canceled here. 1824 01:05:58,000 --> 01:05:59,600 That's 70. 1825 01:05:59,800 --> 01:06:01,000 What you said is 20. 1826 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:02,840 We don't take the same place. 1827 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:03,520 Yeah. 1828 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:04,440 Seventy three percent. 1829 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,480 Come on. Don't ever shoot the gun. 1830 01:06:06,680 --> 01:06:07,880 Never discharge your weapon. 1831 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:11,080 Yeah, that's pretty good. 1832 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:12,920 I'd say it's pretty fucking good, too. 1833 01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:14,640 You would think it would happen more often. 1834 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:15,640 No, it wouldn't. 1835 01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:19,000 Dude, it's crazy how you can just like 1836 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:22,240 wake up in the morning and just see cops get murdered. 1837 01:06:22,240 --> 01:06:25,520 I know I've talked about that before, but that's just like when you wake up 1838 01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:28,000 to shit like that, that's got to do something to your brain. 1839 01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:32,200 Like the kind of stuff we see like on Facebook and Instagram now. 1840 01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,640 That's just so readily available. 1841 01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:36,320 Like just like waking up and seeing people get murdered. 1842 01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:39,400 It's like they didn't have that back in the day. 1843 01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:40,120 Yeah. 1844 01:06:40,320 --> 01:06:43,160 But what if you're a cop and you had to kill somebody? 1845 01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:44,600 It normalizes it. 1846 01:06:44,800 --> 01:06:46,240 It desensitizes you to a certain extent. 1847 01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:48,040 How would that affect your psyche? 1848 01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:49,600 Psycho, you know? 1849 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,040 Like if it's a killer, is he normalized? 1850 01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:52,880 Like, would he? 1851 01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:57,560 No, like if you had to kill someone as a cop, how do you think you could live with that? 1852 01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:59,120 I would live with it. I'd be fine with that. 1853 01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:01,360 Well, it depends on if they needed it or not. 1854 01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:01,920 Yeah. 1855 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,080 I mean, if you fucking killed somebody by accident, 1856 01:07:04,280 --> 01:07:09,560 if somebody has a fucking gun on somebody and you genuinely believe if you don't 1857 01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:12,680 kill him, he's either going to fucking kill you or somebody else, 1858 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:13,920 just fucking kill him. 1859 01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:18,960 I mean, I'm sure you'd struggle with it sometimes, but it's justified in your head. 1860 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,840 You're doing what you signed up to do. 1861 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:22,720 Yeah. 1862 01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:27,000 I mean, dude, if it's something I think it would fuck you up worse in a war. 1863 01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:29,960 It's not killing somebody who's fighting for their country. 1864 01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:36,720 I don't think, you know, people, you know, the whole fucking it was either me or them 1865 01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:38,920 type thing, like they're going to kill me. 1866 01:07:38,920 --> 01:07:40,040 I don't fucking care. 1867 01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:40,680 Yeah. 1868 01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:43,640 I feel like that's kind of the mindset you have to have. 1869 01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:45,160 Yeah, dude, I saw this video. 1870 01:07:45,360 --> 01:07:47,040 It's a healthy mindset to have in that situation. 1871 01:07:47,240 --> 01:07:52,200 I saw this video the other day where the cop, like he goes up to the car and he 1872 01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:58,760 opens the door and the guy's got a gun on his lap and he goes, gun, gun. 1873 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,960 And he just unloads a clip on this guy. 1874 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:05,760 And then he realizes that it's an undercut for cop and it's his friend. 1875 01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:06,640 Oh, geez. 1876 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,720 And he starts freaking the fuck out, 1877 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:11,400 screaming and his friend. 1878 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:13,760 Yeah, it was his friend undercover. 1879 01:08:13,960 --> 01:08:14,560 Yeah. 1880 01:08:14,760 --> 01:08:15,200 Yeah. 1881 01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:20,600 Like talk about like, it's like, well, dude, maybe the guy probably wasn't aiming 1882 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:22,560 the gun at you. I'm sure he wasn't. 1883 01:08:22,760 --> 01:08:25,080 Yeah, that was definitely completely unjustified. 1884 01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:26,520 Yeah. 1885 01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,000 Unload a clip on him. 1886 01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:28,720 Right. 1887 01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:34,040 I saw on the other day where the guy shoots two shots from a trailer inside like an RV. 1888 01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:35,400 Oh, I saw that one. 1889 01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:37,640 The guy fucking fucking pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. 1890 01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:42,280 The cops are like falling over each other like storm troopers, like trying to shoot 1891 01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:47,880 them, they shoot them like they shoot the RV 67 times and they missed every time. 1892 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:49,000 I didn't see that one. 1893 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,760 It's kind of hard to snipe the head. 1894 01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:52,720 No, because they're shooting at an RV. 1895 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:54,840 They're not shooting anybody, you know. 1896 01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:56,240 So did they kill the guy or no? 1897 01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:57,440 No, no. 1898 01:08:57,640 --> 01:08:59,240 They just the person came out. 1899 01:08:59,440 --> 01:09:04,560 He's like, OK, OK, I get the fucking point, guys. 1900 01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,000 No, they're like tripping over each other. 1901 01:09:07,000 --> 01:09:10,640 Like the one guy's like falling down and he just goes on the ground. 1902 01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:11,880 He gets his piss out. 1903 01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:15,560 He's shooting while he's falling down still. 1904 01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:17,560 What the fuck was he doing? 1905 01:09:17,760 --> 01:09:18,920 Dude, that guy lucked the fuck out. 1906 01:09:19,120 --> 01:09:20,360 It was in a major city. 1907 01:09:20,560 --> 01:09:21,720 It's a volunteer. 1908 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,840 It's a volunteer police department. 1909 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:28,480 People would do it for free to do it. 1910 01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:28,960 Yeah. 1911 01:09:29,160 --> 01:09:30,520 Thinking of power fucking crazy. 1912 01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:35,640 That's why they make the fucking regulation so hard to become a police officer. 1913 01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:36,840 Are they that hard? 1914 01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:38,080 No, he couldn't be. 1915 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:39,520 Come on. 1916 01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:40,680 No, I'm a cop. 1917 01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:42,640 Not after this. 1918 01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:45,440 This is a private domicile. 1919 01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:48,240 You said you said you failed the vision test. 1920 01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:51,160 Yeah, for the troopers, not the fucking local cops. 1921 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:52,840 Not the GV team. 1922 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:54,440 Yeah. 1923 01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:55,960 But the real cops. 1924 01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:58,160 I'm saying you would definitely fail the psych test. 1925 01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,480 No, I passed the site test. 1926 01:09:59,680 --> 01:10:01,080 Jesus. 1927 01:10:01,280 --> 01:10:03,480 So psych tests are so fucking stupid, though. 1928 01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:05,320 Dude, all those psych tests are fucking stupid. 1929 01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,760 Like they ask you fucking weird. 1930 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:11,000 Like it's all like their psych test is there's like, all right, 1931 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,800 we're going to hook you up to a lie detector test and ask you a bunch of weird 1932 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,000 questions. Polygraphs are so fucking inaccurate. 1933 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:19,760 Yeah. But like one of the questions I vividly remember there is like, all right. 1934 01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:22,920 So did you stop having sex with animals? 1935 01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,440 And I'm like, what? 1936 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:25,960 There's like, answer the question, please. 1937 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:29,840 I'm like, I never started. 1938 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:32,680 So you're lying. 1939 01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:33,760 Tell us more. 1940 01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:35,240 Yes. 1941 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:38,520 Like, look, I went to fucking horse come back. 1942 01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:41,280 I went to horse come back. 1943 01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:45,920 But fucking like he looks like he just wants to fucking on alive. 1944 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:48,480 I was thinking how I would answer that question. 1945 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:49,200 Yeah. 1946 01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:51,640 What is the proper way to answer that question? 1947 01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:53,120 No, I never started. 1948 01:10:53,320 --> 01:10:54,920 Next question. 1949 01:10:56,120 --> 01:10:59,800 No, because like I was sitting there, I want people to say, I was like, 1950 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:01,480 I never started. 1951 01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,040 It's not judging the answer. 1952 01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:04,600 It's judging your response to it. 1953 01:11:04,800 --> 01:11:05,080 Yeah. 1954 01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:07,720 Like it was like, but like another one was, 1955 01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:10,360 do you have sexual fantasies about your own mother? 1956 01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,160 I'm like, no. 1957 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:14,560 But even if I did 1958 01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:18,560 none of your business, like, look, it was one dream. 1959 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:20,960 OK, I didn't ask for the dream. 1960 01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:24,920 It's like, yeah, that's fucking like, like there's another one. 1961 01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:27,400 It's like, do you like to torture small animals? 1962 01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:33,000 And I might know like I'd be dumb enough to tell you. 1963 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,520 I feel like if you're like weird shit, 1964 01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:41,640 sergeants like I fucking love this guy, get him in here. 1965 01:11:41,840 --> 01:11:42,560 I don't know. 1966 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:47,360 I feel like I feel like they probably use the polygraph just to weed out people. 1967 01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:49,240 They don't like they don't want. 1968 01:11:49,440 --> 01:11:50,280 Yeah, that's true. 1969 01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:54,600 A lot of people fail the polygraph and they have to go back like three, four. 1970 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:59,720 Yeah, because there's really no way to like correctly, truly evaluate pseudoscience. 1971 01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:01,480 Yeah, pseudoscience. 1972 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:04,080 It's just a blanket for like, this guy's fucking weird. 1973 01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,600 But then there's like actual there's like actual questions like, 1974 01:12:06,600 --> 01:12:07,760 have you ever taken drugs? 1975 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,360 And I'm like, I literally haven't. 1976 01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:10,200 That's true. 1977 01:12:10,400 --> 01:12:11,080 I'm like, OK. 1978 01:12:11,080 --> 01:12:12,840 And there's like, have you ever sold drugs? 1979 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:13,840 I'm like, no. 1980 01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:18,120 Like, and like they have like questions like that in between fucking bat shit. 1981 01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:20,720 Insane questions like I would have failed both of those. 1982 01:12:20,920 --> 01:12:22,520 They're evaluating the polygraph. 1983 01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:24,960 They're like they're evaluating the polygraphs. 1984 01:12:25,160 --> 01:12:27,120 It's like, fuck, he's a liberal. 1985 01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:29,520 When's the last time we hired a liberal? 1986 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,720 Oh, sorry, buddy. 1987 01:12:30,720 --> 01:12:31,720 We hired one last week. 1988 01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,040 Yeah, no, we can't take you. 1989 01:12:33,240 --> 01:12:35,880 My favorite was fucking another one. 1990 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:40,320 This is like, so you jerk off more than five times a day. 1991 01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:42,120 I'm like, no. 1992 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:45,000 I'm like, maybe when I was like 14, I did. 1993 01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,920 But like, not now. 1994 01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:48,400 And I was like, yes or no. 1995 01:12:48,600 --> 01:12:50,080 I'm like, no. 1996 01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:53,160 You jerk until it's raw. 1997 01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:56,400 So they asked you all these fucking weird questions. 1998 01:12:56,600 --> 01:12:59,000 I'm like, what the fuck? 1999 01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,200 Jesse. 2000 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:01,880 Yeah. 2001 01:13:02,080 --> 01:13:03,080 Yeah. 2002 01:13:03,280 --> 01:13:05,200 But like, it's just fucking weird, man. 2003 01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:06,680 Like a lot of weird shit. 2004 01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:09,160 So can we talk about this fucking voice? 2005 01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,000 I shit in depth a little bit. 2006 01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:12,240 You didn't do it yet. 2007 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:13,360 What about it? 2008 01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:18,040 I know I didn't do it, but I'm saying like the just think of the shit that they're 2009 01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:20,640 going to be able to fucking like, we're not going to know. 2010 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:24,320 People like politicians are always going to be able to fall back on the fact, like 2011 01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:28,920 if any clips of them ever come out in the future or videos or something like that, 2012 01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:34,800 like they'll just be able to straight up deny it and say it was fucking AI. 2013 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:37,480 We're not going to know what's real and fake soon. 2014 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:41,760 Like this time again, I could make me say something very racist. 2015 01:13:41,960 --> 01:13:42,760 Oh, yeah. 2016 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:45,320 And I might have sabotaged this episode before. 2017 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:46,960 If Casey forgets to turn it out. 2018 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:49,360 Yeah, yeah. 2019 01:13:49,560 --> 01:13:51,640 But it wasn't Tyler. 2020 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:53,080 It was AI. 2021 01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:54,080 It was ridiculous. 2022 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,080 It was crazy how realistic that sounded. 2023 01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:57,600 Yeah, I was just like you. 2024 01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:02,400 Like what type of implications do you think we're going to have because of what 2025 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:06,440 was happening because like it's so indistinguishable already. 2026 01:14:06,640 --> 01:14:12,240 Like it's mostly there with pictures and voice, but it will get there with video 2027 01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:16,160 pretty quickly, I'm sure if we already got the pictures down. 2028 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,160 Yeah. 2029 01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:20,640 I'm just waiting for the Taylor Swift fake. 2030 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:22,280 Well, never mind. 2031 01:14:22,480 --> 01:14:23,360 No, it's already out. 2032 01:14:23,560 --> 01:14:25,160 Oh, yeah. 2033 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:26,520 There's a lot of those. 2034 01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:27,840 It's already out there, man. 2035 01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:29,920 I haven't been in the game for a while. 2036 01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:32,080 I have to hop back in for a little bit. 2037 01:14:32,280 --> 01:14:34,400 Yeah, you scared you. 2038 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,840 Alcohol, marijuana or pornography. 2039 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:38,200 Get one day. 2040 01:14:38,400 --> 01:14:41,080 You could do one back per week. 2041 01:14:41,280 --> 01:14:42,960 I think you're talking about that on podcast. 2042 01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:47,120 I'll fucking fuck 2043 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:51,960 Tarantino like talked about how he thought that Top Gun was about being gay. 2044 01:14:52,160 --> 01:14:53,200 Yeah. Yeah. 2045 01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,080 No, it's true. You can look it up. 2046 01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:56,600 He goes in depth with it a little bit. 2047 01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:57,920 He's like ice. 2048 01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:59,640 He's gay. 2049 01:14:59,840 --> 01:15:00,360 Yeah. 2050 01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:00,880 Yeah. 2051 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:03,920 And there's just like sexual tension between him and Tom Cruise. 2052 01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:07,560 And like when you watch the movie and you're like thinking about that, it kind of 2053 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:08,760 holds up. Yeah. 2054 01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:11,960 But I also thought that he's like, what is that bite? 2055 01:15:11,960 --> 01:15:13,880 What is that bite that Iceman does? 2056 01:15:14,080 --> 01:15:15,800 I also think that mouse game there. 2057 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:18,640 I also think that Quentin Tarantino is fucking insane. 2058 01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:19,640 Oh, absolutely. 2059 01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:21,000 The dude's fucking out of his mind. 2060 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:22,640 He directs a damn good movie. 2061 01:15:22,840 --> 01:15:25,200 So Pulp Fiction best movie of all time, my opinion. 2062 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:28,360 You ever see Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? 2063 01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:31,200 That's the that is the one movie I have yet to see. 2064 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:32,640 I have it on DVD. 2065 01:15:32,640 --> 01:15:33,840 I just haven't watched it yet. 2066 01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:35,920 Apparently, yes, I still buy DVDs. 2067 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:38,000 It's that's that's like Quentin. 2068 01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:39,720 Come 2069 01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:40,720 on. 2070 01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:42,600 Horse come back now. 2071 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:47,240 Now it's just going to be fucking randomly interrupted with whenever they 2072 01:15:47,440 --> 01:15:49,960 decide to play a sound clip. 2073 01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:52,040 Let's play again. 2074 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:54,520 Is that Tyler's voice? 2075 01:15:54,720 --> 01:15:56,880 Yeah, I'm trying to. I don't know why I won't buy 2076 01:15:57,080 --> 01:15:59,600 horse come dot com. 2077 01:16:00,640 --> 01:16:02,520 Sounds like horse come dot com. 2078 01:16:02,720 --> 01:16:04,400 Even better. 2079 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:05,480 Horse come. 2080 01:16:05,680 --> 01:16:08,280 That's fucking marketing at its finest. 2081 01:16:08,280 --> 01:16:10,200 Horse come dot com. 2082 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:14,520 It's going to be like eventually like a problem with identity theft and shit. 2083 01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:15,840 Security. 2084 01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:17,760 What's the title of this episode going to be? 2085 01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:19,680 You can take a security video. 2086 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:21,360 You can fake a security video. 2087 01:16:21,560 --> 01:16:27,320 You can fake a CCTV clip and provide it to the police like 20 years ago. 2088 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:28,360 I know. 2089 01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,640 But now it's going to be so easy. 2090 01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:34,880 It's going to be so publicly available like horse come back. 2091 01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:38,360 They're just going to have to make it so 2092 01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:45,040 they're going to have to raise the penalty for making a deep fake. 2093 01:16:45,240 --> 01:16:46,960 There is no penalty for it. 2094 01:16:47,160 --> 01:16:50,240 Right now, it's going to be a lawless there. 2095 01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:51,640 Some bad stuff. 2096 01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:55,520 But then are you intruding on freedom of speech at that point? 2097 01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:56,440 That's a thing. 2098 01:16:56,640 --> 01:16:58,480 You're presenting fake evidence. 2099 01:16:58,680 --> 01:16:59,200 Yeah. 2100 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:04,520 No, but if you're just deep faking somebody for falsifying evidence, that's a fucking serious. 2101 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:06,880 No, I mean, I get that's a fucking that's a crime. 2102 01:17:07,080 --> 01:17:10,680 But like just deep faking somebody in general shouldn't be a crime. 2103 01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,840 Yeah, that's tough. 2104 01:17:13,040 --> 01:17:14,000 That's a tough issue. 2105 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:16,800 That's why I go back and forth on it. 2106 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:20,440 To be honest, it's hard for me to develop like don't get me wrong. 2107 01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:21,760 I'm all for rights of course. 2108 01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:22,400 Come back home. 2109 01:17:22,600 --> 01:17:26,520 But like the shit that weirds me out, too, is like I remember like when all this stuff 2110 01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:29,280 was starting to get big, I was like, oh, man, like this. 2111 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:32,200 Like now I'm going to be able to listen to like new little peep. 2112 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:35,880 And then at the same time, like, isn't that kind of fucked up, though? 2113 01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,840 There was a black mirror episode about that. 2114 01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:40,800 Yeah, it's like fucking someone that's a deceased. 2115 01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,000 They can't consent. 2116 01:17:42,200 --> 01:17:46,560 Like, and it's just isn't that's very fucking morbid, too. 2117 01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:51,480 And that episode, Miley Cyrus was like the celebrity Miley Cyrus. 2118 01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:56,080 And she was she like had an accident because her manager killed her, tried to kill her. 2119 01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:57,320 And she was like out of vent. 2120 01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:59,760 But they were still making like AI songs of her. 2121 01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:02,160 Hey, this manager was profiting off of it. 2122 01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:03,880 It's the all right. 2123 01:18:04,080 --> 01:18:04,440 Sorry. 2124 01:18:04,440 --> 01:18:05,360 You said Black Mirror. 2125 01:18:05,360 --> 01:18:06,040 Yeah, I was deaf. 2126 01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:07,160 Yeah, I remember that now. 2127 01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:10,880 It's the climb Miley Cyrus. 2128 01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:11,880 That's pretty crazy. 2129 01:18:11,880 --> 01:18:12,800 That's like one of the first. 2130 01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:16,480 I mean, I can't even say that a lot of the black mirror shit has come true. 2131 01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:18,880 And when a lot of those episodes came out. 2132 01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:19,840 Oh, yeah. 2133 01:18:20,040 --> 01:18:24,520 Remember that like one with like the pedophile guy and they had to have like a death match at the end? 2134 01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:25,240 Yeah. 2135 01:18:25,440 --> 01:18:26,440 Yeah, that was a weird one. 2136 01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:29,320 Yeah, because they fucking hacked his computer and fucking. 2137 01:18:29,320 --> 01:18:31,280 They knew he was jerking off the kiddie porn. 2138 01:18:31,280 --> 01:18:34,360 I just thought it was like porn like the whole time, like just standard porn. 2139 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:35,920 And I'm like, why is he like doing that? 2140 01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:37,320 That was a big twist. 2141 01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:37,840 Yeah. 2142 01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:41,080 Like if it was just standard porn, I'd be like, whatever, dude, like whatever. 2143 01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:45,480 I feel like it's like fucked with my head, like the Christmas episode. 2144 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,160 Which one was that? 2145 01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:50,760 The one with John Ham where you got it. 2146 01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:55,320 I've seen them all, but I know they're looking at a cabin telling stories about 2147 01:18:55,320 --> 01:18:59,400 how they're like they're like imprisoned in this cabin telling stories about how 2148 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:04,680 they got there and the one guy like worked as like a dude who would like 2149 01:19:04,880 --> 01:19:10,000 invent this A.I. that would do tasks for people like help them with their 2150 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:12,160 household, like organization stuff. 2151 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:16,880 Yeah, but the person they would like torture the little person that's inside 2152 01:19:17,080 --> 01:19:19,480 there, that's actually like a conscious human. 2153 01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:23,560 They're like, oh, well, if you're not going to do this, you can just see what 2154 01:19:23,560 --> 01:19:26,880 one thousand years with nothing feels like. 2155 01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:28,680 And then he just like clicks a button. 2156 01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:33,080 It's like one thousand years for like the little person in there. 2157 01:19:33,280 --> 01:19:35,080 They're like, no, please, I'll do anything. 2158 01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:36,080 This is black. 2159 01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:37,040 Yeah. 2160 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,040 I have to check that. 2161 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:39,480 It's fucking black mirror. 2162 01:19:39,480 --> 01:19:40,960 Yeah, it's a total fucking mind. 2163 01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:45,000 It's fucking crazy because it's like it's like all about like if technology goes 2164 01:19:45,200 --> 01:19:46,960 too far type shit. Yeah. 2165 01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:52,400 And then the other dude like gets blocked by his wife on like the social media site. 2166 01:19:52,400 --> 01:19:54,480 But he like can't see her in person. 2167 01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:58,360 So he can't like when he looks at her, he just he's like a blacked out picture. 2168 01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:02,200 And he can't talk to her or his kids like ever again. 2169 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,960 So it's like just fucked up like that. 2170 01:20:05,160 --> 01:20:07,560 That'd be really funny if you just block somebody on social media. 2171 01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:10,240 They just turn to a block. 2172 01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:11,040 Yeah. 2173 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:15,560 And then he like at the end, he gets blocked by everybody in the world. 2174 01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:17,240 So this is like, yeah, talk to it. 2175 01:20:17,440 --> 01:20:19,120 It's like social isolation. 2176 01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:20,720 So does he kill himself? 2177 01:20:20,720 --> 01:20:27,080 No, that just it just ends with him just not being able to see the faces of anybody. 2178 01:20:27,280 --> 01:20:31,000 He's just walking around and just seeing like grayed out faces. 2179 01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:32,000 That's so fucked up. 2180 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,440 Bodies. 2181 01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:37,880 And there's one where like you're pretty much like your Facebook rating determines 2182 01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:39,320 like your social class. 2183 01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:41,640 Oh, it's like that one episode of Community. 2184 01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:43,160 Yeah, essentially. 2185 01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:44,240 Meow meow beans. 2186 01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:44,960 Yeah. 2187 01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:50,320 A lot of that shit in black mirrors going to come true in like 10 years. 2188 01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:52,560 Yeah, like a lot of it already has. 2189 01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:57,320 And when it came out, it was already so like dystopian and fucking weird. 2190 01:20:57,520 --> 01:20:59,120 And like it already is starting. 2191 01:20:59,120 --> 01:21:00,640 I mean, we have Joe Biden as a president. 2192 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:03,960 There's that one where they had like the puppet as the president. 2193 01:21:04,160 --> 01:21:04,600 Right. 2194 01:21:04,800 --> 01:21:05,080 Yeah. 2195 01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:06,240 So it's Joe Biden. 2196 01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:09,440 Oh, they have the member of the first episode where they had the president and 2197 01:21:09,640 --> 01:21:13,920 they're like, you got to fuck this pig, like the prime minister of the UK. 2198 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:18,280 Yeah, we kidnapped the princess and we got to like you got to fuck this pig or 2199 01:21:18,480 --> 01:21:19,200 we're going to kill her. 2200 01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:20,240 He's got live TV. 2201 01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:20,840 Yeah. 2202 01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:21,440 Yeah. 2203 01:21:21,640 --> 01:21:23,640 That's so fucked up. 2204 01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:25,440 And he does it. 2205 01:21:25,640 --> 01:21:26,280 Yeah. 2206 01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:29,720 I mean, it's like your daughter got captured and the only way to save her was 2207 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:32,360 to fuck a pig. Would you fuck a pig? 2208 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:34,760 I mean, you'd probably do anything to save your daughter. 2209 01:21:34,960 --> 01:21:37,520 So would you go to horse come? 2210 01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:39,760 I got 2211 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:42,160 you. 2212 01:21:42,360 --> 01:21:45,080 He's not having that one more time. 2213 01:21:45,280 --> 01:21:47,280 I 2214 01:21:47,280 --> 01:21:49,120 don't know. 2215 01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:53,560 Yeah, man, you know, I think that 2216 01:21:54,560 --> 01:22:00,480 what could be a potential is we got used to everybody got used to walking down 2217 01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:02,200 right during the pandemic. 2218 01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:03,480 We're going to be cute people. 2219 01:22:03,680 --> 01:22:08,640 Well, now, if you if you launch a nuke, right, and a new kid somewhere on the 2220 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:14,000 East Coast, right, it's like now everybody's going to be afraid of radiation poisoning. 2221 01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:16,440 So now people are really going to stay the fucking side. 2222 01:22:16,440 --> 01:22:19,880 Oh, yeah. We're fucked if the new kids like New York City or something. 2223 01:22:20,080 --> 01:22:25,080 No, actually, if a new just hits New York City and not like 2224 01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:27,560 around here, 2225 01:22:28,680 --> 01:22:36,640 the jet stream takes it west and like like semi northwest and it won't hit us. 2226 01:22:36,640 --> 01:22:38,200 The radiation won't even come near us. 2227 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:42,600 It actually will go towards the Finger Lakes region and up towards Canada. 2228 01:22:42,800 --> 01:22:43,640 Good. 2229 01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:44,640 It's Canada. 2230 01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:45,880 That's where it belongs. 2231 01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:49,680 No, but we the only one we'd have to worry about is Boston. 2232 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:52,440 But even Boston's jet stream would go northwest. 2233 01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:55,560 So it would be like Albany's here. 2234 01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:57,480 Fucking New York City is going this way. 2235 01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:58,960 Boston is going this way. 2236 01:22:59,160 --> 01:23:02,320 So literally we'd be in a like the area. 2237 01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:03,160 That's just fine. 2238 01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:06,560 What the fuck, dude, then we're really going to be locked down. 2239 01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:11,360 That's just going to be serious because then it's like everybody's just going to 2240 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,360 stay home. They're not going to leave their houses. 2241 01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:17,720 They're going to have to get like a special service done on their house that 2242 01:23:17,920 --> 01:23:19,680 like seals it up. Right. 2243 01:23:19,680 --> 01:23:21,760 So like the radiation particles can't get in. 2244 01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:26,000 Everything's going to be delivered in special vans and people are just going to 2245 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:27,400 have no reason to go outside. 2246 01:23:27,600 --> 01:23:31,000 There's going to be special vans that take you to your place of employment. 2247 01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:32,760 Oh, my God, dude. 2248 01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:34,840 That sounds like they would love that. 2249 01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:36,400 That's still be in future. 2250 01:23:36,600 --> 01:23:38,040 Then you're actually locked down. 2251 01:23:38,240 --> 01:23:39,760 Yeah, actually locked down. 2252 01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,160 You're ahead of cattle. 2253 01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:43,560 And it's like, oh, you want to cause problems. 2254 01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,200 We shut your power off at your house. 2255 01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:46,520 Now you're fucked. 2256 01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:47,880 Now you can't go outside. 2257 01:23:48,080 --> 01:23:51,120 Now you're really fucked and you're contaminated. 2258 01:23:51,320 --> 01:23:54,280 If you go outside, right, without the government's permission, 2259 01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:57,600 and you didn't properly decontaminate, you're contaminated. 2260 01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:00,520 And you can't come around people, which is what happens right now. 2261 01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:01,720 Right. 2262 01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:04,240 Which is what is happening right now. 2263 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:07,160 If you have covid or if you're not covid vaccinated, 2264 01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:12,440 sort of on a really low level, but maybe the purpose of covid. 2265 01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:14,240 Well, that's what it was in the lockdown. 2266 01:24:14,440 --> 01:24:16,560 It was actually to get these systems in place. 2267 01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:17,160 Yeah. 2268 01:24:17,360 --> 01:24:20,320 So that when something like this, like a nuclear. 2269 01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:25,600 Well, that's exactly how it is in Wuhan right now, when they're locking everybody 2270 01:24:25,800 --> 01:24:27,600 in their apartments and people are starving. 2271 01:24:27,800 --> 01:24:30,040 Yeah, that's exactly like that. 2272 01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:32,440 It was last I saw a few months ago. 2273 01:24:32,440 --> 01:24:35,040 They're still doing a bunch of lockdowns like that in China. 2274 01:24:35,240 --> 01:24:35,520 Yeah. 2275 01:24:35,720 --> 01:24:38,440 China's scum should be wiped off the place of employment. 2276 01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:39,400 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 2277 01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:41,200 That's a little harsh. 2278 01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:44,480 I don't know if we've got anything to back that up. 2279 01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:47,000 But they do some shady shit. 2280 01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:48,000 There are enemies. 2281 01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:50,200 I don't think they are, though. 2282 01:24:50,400 --> 01:24:54,320 I mean, dude, they're doing some shady shit, but we do the shadiest shit. 2283 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:56,960 Yeah, we do the shadiest shit for freedom. 2284 01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:57,960 Right. 2285 01:24:58,160 --> 01:25:00,880 It's like USA.freedom.com. 2286 01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:04,400 Shadyshit.com. 2287 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,520 That's definitely something. 2288 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:07,440 Probably. 2289 01:25:07,640 --> 01:25:08,760 That's definitely something. 2290 01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:10,880 You look that up, you're definitely going to call them. 2291 01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:12,680 Shadyshit.com. 2292 01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:16,560 If you want to see some real shady shit, you can come on. 2293 01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:18,560 Shadyshit.com. 2294 01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:20,360 Oh, dude. 2295 01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:21,920 But yeah, just imagine that, dude. 2296 01:25:22,120 --> 01:25:26,320 Like, fuck, they want to keep us in place, like just like in The Matrix, dude. 2297 01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:27,520 Oh, yeah. 2298 01:25:27,720 --> 01:25:29,240 Everybody can work from home now. 2299 01:25:29,440 --> 01:25:32,400 It got everything set up so that this system can take place. 2300 01:25:32,600 --> 01:25:34,800 I just got to say something real quick. 2301 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,560 I hate the Antichrist. 2302 01:25:36,760 --> 01:25:38,520 No, I hate him. 2303 01:25:38,720 --> 01:25:40,560 I hate the Antichrist. 2304 01:25:40,560 --> 01:25:42,880 Who is the Antichrist? 2305 01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:44,880 William Defoe. 2306 01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:46,320 William Defoe. 2307 01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:48,800 Dude, William Defoe has a huge cock. 2308 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:50,000 Probably does. 2309 01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:50,720 No, he does. 2310 01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:52,640 He probably just mushroom stamps everything. 2311 01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:55,120 Have you ever seen The Lighthouse? 2312 01:25:55,320 --> 01:25:56,840 The Lighthouse? 2313 01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:57,760 That was weird. 2314 01:25:57,960 --> 01:25:58,760 The Lighthouse? 2315 01:25:58,960 --> 01:25:59,440 No. 2316 01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,160 It's got him and Robert Pattinson in it. 2317 01:26:01,360 --> 01:26:05,040 There's gay, gaily sexual tension for each other the whole time. 2318 01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:05,840 What the fuck? 2319 01:26:06,040 --> 01:26:10,200 But like you see William Defoe's like massive, scary cock. 2320 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:12,520 It's like fucking huge for no reason. 2321 01:26:12,720 --> 01:26:13,720 Is it like actually? 2322 01:26:13,920 --> 01:26:15,360 It's actually huge. 2323 01:26:15,560 --> 01:26:18,160 It's fucking scary, dude. 2324 01:26:18,360 --> 01:26:19,080 I feel like if I. 2325 01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:19,560 Oh, yeah. 2326 01:26:19,760 --> 01:26:23,280 She like cuts his or no, she cuts her own fucking clit off. 2327 01:26:23,480 --> 01:26:23,880 Yeah. 2328 01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:25,200 Yeah. 2329 01:26:25,400 --> 01:26:26,360 Her own hood? 2330 01:26:26,560 --> 01:26:27,720 Her clitoral hood? 2331 01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:28,560 Yep. 2332 01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:29,720 Damn. 2333 01:26:29,920 --> 01:26:30,440 Ow. 2334 01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:33,320 She like possessed or something by the. 2335 01:26:33,520 --> 01:26:36,400 Or no, what does he cut it off or she cuts her own? 2336 01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:37,960 I don't remember. 2337 01:26:38,160 --> 01:26:38,840 It's gotta be awkward. 2338 01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:41,680 I just know that he jerks off to the light of the lighthouse. 2339 01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:43,680 He like put scissors in her vagina. 2340 01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:47,840 I feel like this podcast covers a lot of masturbation. 2341 01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:50,600 Maybe next time. 2342 01:26:50,800 --> 01:26:51,880 Horse come back out. 2343 01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:53,400 Maybe next time. 2344 01:26:53,600 --> 01:26:55,040 Maybe a little less. 2345 01:26:55,240 --> 01:26:57,240 We'll talk about masturbation a little less. 2346 01:26:57,440 --> 01:26:59,640 We got to get back to conspiracy theories and shit. 2347 01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:02,160 Like we've been going off the rails a lot. 2348 01:27:02,360 --> 01:27:03,600 We're not even off the rails. 2349 01:27:03,800 --> 01:27:07,240 We're in the fucking woods. 2350 01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:09,720 We derailed and rolled down a cliff. 2351 01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:12,360 We're in a fucking swamp. 2352 01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:13,840 Ended up in another dimension. 2353 01:27:14,040 --> 01:27:16,760 We're fucking Marianas Trench level right now. 2354 01:27:16,960 --> 01:27:18,480 This is bad. 2355 01:27:18,680 --> 01:27:22,400 Don't you want to live in a time before we had society? 2356 01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:22,920 No. 2357 01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:25,880 Like when it was just like hills and stuff and trees. 2358 01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:28,680 Well, we still have that. 2359 01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:32,640 Why the fuck would you want to live there? 2360 01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:34,280 You don't have anything to entertain yourself. 2361 01:27:34,280 --> 01:27:37,320 You just sit there and you're hardly self-aware. 2362 01:27:37,520 --> 01:27:39,040 Like China. 2363 01:27:39,240 --> 01:27:41,200 Casey, you're a fucking big red. 2364 01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:44,640 Can we hit the Casey's made a stupid point button again? 2365 01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:45,560 Oh, boy. 2366 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:47,840 I would just like to. 2367 01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:49,840 I'd like to go back to the Middle Ages. 2368 01:27:50,040 --> 01:27:51,120 Yeah, there you go. 2369 01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:52,240 I'd be a Templar. 2370 01:27:52,440 --> 01:27:53,880 It's just like a simpler time. 2371 01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:55,440 You have to worry about like all this. 2372 01:27:55,640 --> 01:27:57,480 You just got to build a pyramid or two. 2373 01:27:57,680 --> 01:27:58,720 Yeah, I'd be a Templar, bro. 2374 01:27:58,920 --> 01:28:00,280 I'd take back the Holy Land. 2375 01:28:00,480 --> 01:28:03,480 Middle Ages, not fucking ancient Samaria. 2376 01:28:03,480 --> 01:28:05,120 Dude, just imagine. 2377 01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:09,560 Fucking Aztecs would fight over the right to fucking kill themselves because they 2378 01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:11,480 thought it would bring themselves salvation. 2379 01:28:11,680 --> 01:28:16,400 Dude, just imagine like back in the day before gunpowder just war back then. 2380 01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:20,880 You just go up with swords and shit and stab people and they would have swords 2381 01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:22,000 and they would try to stab you. 2382 01:28:22,000 --> 01:28:23,200 And that was the only thing. 2383 01:28:23,200 --> 01:28:24,560 Like there was no guns. 2384 01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:26,920 There was nothing that would hit you from right here stabbing people. 2385 01:28:27,120 --> 01:28:28,000 Somebody has a bow and arrow. 2386 01:28:28,200 --> 01:28:29,360 You're like, it's a wizard. 2387 01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:30,680 Holy shit. 2388 01:28:30,680 --> 01:28:33,440 This is something I was going to touch on earlier. 2389 01:28:33,440 --> 01:28:36,240 Like how barbaric the fucking I think we talked about this. 2390 01:28:36,240 --> 01:28:37,840 The Vikings were. Oh, yeah. 2391 01:28:37,840 --> 01:28:39,600 How they would just like fight to the death. 2392 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:43,200 Do we talk about how the Russians are actually there? 2393 01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:44,640 They're a Viking tribe. 2394 01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:46,440 Like that's where they came from. 2395 01:28:46,640 --> 01:28:47,280 I don't think so. 2396 01:28:47,480 --> 01:28:49,080 They're the Rus tribe. 2397 01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:51,480 Russian Vikings are from Russia. 2398 01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:54,160 Well, they're one of the Viking tribes. 2399 01:28:54,360 --> 01:28:55,200 Scandinavian. 2400 01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,200 Yeah, the Rus. 2401 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,440 So Ruskies. 2402 01:28:58,640 --> 01:29:00,080 You hear people call Russians. 2403 01:29:00,080 --> 01:29:00,600 Yeah. 2404 01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:05,760 But, um, yeah, no, dude, they they fucking were known for fighting to the death. 2405 01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:09,120 Like even when they are outnumbered, they would just they're like, oh, well, 2406 01:29:09,120 --> 01:29:10,240 we're going to die fighting. 2407 01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:14,280 Like that's that's what they're going to do if it comes down to nuclear war. 2408 01:29:14,280 --> 01:29:15,000 And they said that. 2409 01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:18,280 And that's like, OK, well, we're like, fuck you. 2410 01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:20,280 We'll blow up the world first. 2411 01:29:20,480 --> 01:29:24,240 Yeah. But they're like literally like, oh, well, if it's a nuclear exchange, 2412 01:29:24,440 --> 01:29:27,720 like at least we'll die and go to heaven and the Americans will croak. 2413 01:29:27,720 --> 01:29:30,120 So it's like, we'll die and go to heaven, too. 2414 01:29:30,320 --> 01:29:34,200 And we'll still we'll still be like, we'll go to the same place. 2415 01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:38,080 We'll be like these fucking assholes. 2416 01:29:38,280 --> 01:29:40,840 And you guys would all go to hell. 2417 01:29:41,040 --> 01:29:41,920 I'd go to heaven. 2418 01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:43,520 It'd be fine. 2419 01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:44,840 Why am I going to hell? 2420 01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:46,440 You fucking don't like Jesus. 2421 01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:47,560 I never said that. 2422 01:29:47,760 --> 01:29:49,560 You agree with these fuckers. 2423 01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:52,320 You put words in my mouth. 2424 01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:54,200 You're putting words in my mouth. 2425 01:29:54,400 --> 01:29:55,200 You hate Jesus. 2426 01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:55,920 I don't. 2427 01:29:55,920 --> 01:29:59,480 Hey, hey, I like whoever's got the ride to heaven, dude. 2428 01:29:59,680 --> 01:30:02,520 All right. So if that means I got to, you know, same. 2429 01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:05,120 If I just had a little bit of proof, I'd be all for it. 2430 01:30:05,320 --> 01:30:06,360 I just need a little proof. 2431 01:30:06,560 --> 01:30:07,280 Exactly. 2432 01:30:07,480 --> 01:30:08,800 I'm just lacking a little faith. 2433 01:30:09,000 --> 01:30:10,000 It's a faith. 2434 01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:12,000 This whole pearly gates thing. 2435 01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:13,080 It's the faith. 2436 01:30:13,280 --> 01:30:14,000 I don't buy it. 2437 01:30:14,200 --> 01:30:15,640 That's a fucking gimmick. 2438 01:30:15,840 --> 01:30:17,920 OK, fuck you then. 2439 01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:18,800 You're not getting in. 2440 01:30:19,000 --> 01:30:23,120 I'll be in fucking heaven having a fucking disco with Jesus while you're fucking in 2441 01:30:23,320 --> 01:30:25,600 hell getting fucking poked with a fucking pitchfork. 2442 01:30:25,600 --> 01:30:26,440 Have fun. 2443 01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:27,760 Have fun, buddy. 2444 01:30:27,960 --> 01:30:30,280 Have fun, Casey, especially you, Casey. 2445 01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:32,720 You're in a lower level of hell because you're just an asshole. 2446 01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:35,920 It's just like you try as hard as you can to believe. 2447 01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:39,280 Even if you try as hard as you can to believe something, some people just can't. 2448 01:30:39,480 --> 01:30:41,000 I can't. Exactly. 2449 01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:42,560 I fucking can't. 2450 01:30:42,760 --> 01:30:48,400 Casey, what if you die and then all of a sudden you appear in heaven and they're 2451 01:30:48,400 --> 01:30:51,200 like, you just have to say you believe and you can walk through these gates. 2452 01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:55,560 Then I fucking haunt Tyler. 2453 01:30:55,760 --> 01:30:59,080 You say you believe or do you say, no, this is fake? 2454 01:30:59,280 --> 01:31:03,320 I would say I believe and I'm going to go haunt Tyler. 2455 01:31:04,000 --> 01:31:08,640 No, but I mean, there would be the possibility that it would just a 2456 01:31:08,840 --> 01:31:11,640 hallucination, like a near death hallucination, right? 2457 01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:12,640 No, it's not. 2458 01:31:12,840 --> 01:31:13,880 You better play it safe. 2459 01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:14,600 What? 2460 01:31:14,800 --> 01:31:16,840 You better play it safe just in case. 2461 01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:18,080 Just in case. 2462 01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:18,840 I guess. 2463 01:31:18,840 --> 01:31:23,520 I mean, at that point, if I feel like I just died, I feel like I would believe. 2464 01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:28,360 The way I see it is that there is no proof of any religions, but there is proof 2465 01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:33,040 that we haven't seen any proof of religions, which is why I'm fucking agnostic. 2466 01:31:33,240 --> 01:31:38,040 It's just I don't fucking know how I'm going to be a good person while I'm here. 2467 01:31:38,240 --> 01:31:40,280 Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, give me a minute. 2468 01:31:40,480 --> 01:31:42,640 Listen, can you see air? 2469 01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:43,480 Oh, my God. 2470 01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:44,600 Can you see air? 2471 01:31:44,800 --> 01:31:46,680 What type of fucking argument is that? 2472 01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:49,120 No, but no, this is this is the argument that you're giving to me. 2473 01:31:49,320 --> 01:31:51,360 Can you see air because of science? 2474 01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:52,640 Do you believe it's there? 2475 01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:53,920 The science doesn't fit. 2476 01:31:54,120 --> 01:31:55,680 Can you see 4G? 2477 01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:58,680 Do you believe it's there? 2478 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:03,880 Do you see fucking, you know, space? 2479 01:32:04,080 --> 01:32:07,200 But it but those things do things for me. 2480 01:32:07,400 --> 01:32:08,400 So does God. 2481 01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:11,000 Those things could be proven by science. 2482 01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:14,160 No, it's not even the fact that silence science. 2483 01:32:14,160 --> 01:32:17,600 I am accepting what is presented to me. 2484 01:32:17,800 --> 01:32:19,960 The gas air is presented to me. 2485 01:32:20,160 --> 01:32:22,640 If it didn't exist, I won't be able to fucking breathe. 2486 01:32:22,840 --> 01:32:24,000 Is any of this real? 2487 01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:26,800 I don't fucking know because I'm agnostic. 2488 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:31,600 What do you think of the I don't know what's going on, but I've never I like I said, 2489 01:32:31,800 --> 01:32:36,080 I said a million fucking times I was not put onto this planet with a rulebook. 2490 01:32:36,280 --> 01:32:40,320 If you gave me one and you said if you check these fucking boxes and you're not 2491 01:32:40,320 --> 01:32:44,520 a tool, that fucking takes away free will if you were just given a rulebook. 2492 01:32:44,720 --> 01:32:46,040 So what do you mean? 2493 01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:48,720 I could still be a fucking psycho if I wanted to. 2494 01:32:48,920 --> 01:32:49,920 You know what the rule book is? 2495 01:32:50,120 --> 01:32:51,640 It's the Bible. 2496 01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:53,760 Well, I got a funny story for you here. 2497 01:32:53,960 --> 01:32:56,840 So I was in like ninth grade, right? 2498 01:32:57,040 --> 01:32:57,960 In history class. 2499 01:32:58,160 --> 01:33:02,000 And my teacher goes, all right, from now on, you guys are going to take notes in a new 2500 01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:06,320 way. And he's like, you're going to like write a little symbol next to each line. 2501 01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:07,080 And those you take. 2502 01:33:07,080 --> 01:33:10,600 And this is going to help you remember stuff better on the test. 2503 01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:13,280 And David's and crosses. 2504 01:33:13,480 --> 01:33:17,400 So just like the square shapes, whatever. 2505 01:33:17,600 --> 01:33:21,800 So like the next week, we're all like, he's like, oh, yeah, by the way, 2506 01:33:22,000 --> 01:33:25,160 that all that I told you was like bullshit. 2507 01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:27,760 And he's like, why did you believe me about that shit? 2508 01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:30,000 He's like, and we're like, because you're our teacher. 2509 01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:32,120 He's like, yeah, that's what you guys are like. 2510 01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:38,120 Like what exactly what happened with Hitler and killing the six million Jews? 2511 01:33:38,320 --> 01:33:39,320 Yeah, that's the same. 2512 01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:41,080 Why do we follow what they tell us? 2513 01:33:41,280 --> 01:33:45,560 What people tell them to, you know, because you always try. 2514 01:33:45,760 --> 01:33:48,120 I've seen enough weird shit in real life 2515 01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:51,840 that I can't explain that I think that there's other shit out there. 2516 01:33:52,040 --> 01:33:56,320 You're just following the rules of society and like who's above you, 2517 01:33:56,520 --> 01:34:00,480 Jesus, because everyone's like, oh, I was just following orders. 2518 01:34:00,480 --> 01:34:03,000 But and if the Bible was a rule book 2519 01:34:03,000 --> 01:34:07,040 to retort your comment, then why the fuck is there 90 other fucking rule books out 2520 01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:09,880 there because they're fucking for losers? 2521 01:34:10,080 --> 01:34:11,840 Yeah, good, good fucking defense to that. 2522 01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:17,280 I saw half the world doesn't have literally more than half the world does 2523 01:34:17,280 --> 01:34:20,560 not follow the Bible. They just they're dumb losers. 2524 01:34:20,760 --> 01:34:22,400 Get out of China. They're all Buddhists. 2525 01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:24,240 They're dumb. Get out. 2526 01:34:24,440 --> 01:34:25,400 Get out of here. 2527 01:34:25,600 --> 01:34:27,520 Dumb 2528 01:34:27,720 --> 01:34:28,760 about Mexican. 2529 01:34:28,760 --> 01:34:30,360 Oh, they're they're good. 2530 01:34:30,560 --> 01:34:32,080 Next, 2531 01:34:32,280 --> 01:34:35,080 next to the Catholic, they're all right with me. 2532 01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:42,800 And what if there's like more than one way to like have faith? 2533 01:34:43,000 --> 01:34:45,280 There is more than one way to have faith. 2534 01:34:45,480 --> 01:34:47,160 Like what are you trying to say? 2535 01:34:47,360 --> 01:34:51,160 Like what if they're all having faith and we don't have to true? 2536 01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:52,080 Is that what you're saying? 2537 01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:57,320 We don't have to believe everything about the religion that you're subscribed to. 2538 01:34:57,320 --> 01:34:58,760 No, you can choose what to do. 2539 01:34:58,960 --> 01:35:02,440 I just don't believe in most of it for just about all of them. 2540 01:35:02,640 --> 01:35:05,320 Don't worry, guys, I'm too smart for this. 2541 01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:07,840 I'm not. That's not the take I'm having. 2542 01:35:08,040 --> 01:35:10,200 I don't have anything against people who have faith. 2543 01:35:10,200 --> 01:35:11,680 To be honest, I kind of envy it. 2544 01:35:11,680 --> 01:35:14,720 It seems like it would be a lot better way to go about your life. 2545 01:35:14,920 --> 01:35:18,320 But I can't I can't make myself believe it. 2546 01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:20,520 I'm never so sad all the time. 2547 01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:22,880 I know it's not like I've accepted it. 2548 01:35:23,080 --> 01:35:25,520 I'm not I'm not fucking sad all the time, too. 2549 01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:28,000 I'm actually pretty fucking happy with my life. 2550 01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:30,920 I went through a period where I wasn't and we're not going into the horror 2551 01:35:31,120 --> 01:35:33,600 stories, but actually we got some time. 2552 01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:37,840 No, no, no, no, no. 2553 01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:40,320 I think this is almost time to fucking end it. 2554 01:35:40,520 --> 01:35:42,000 No, no. 2555 01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:44,040 Yes, the second wind. 2556 01:35:44,240 --> 01:35:45,720 I thought I was suicide. 2557 01:35:45,920 --> 01:35:49,080 No, dude, it's fucking it's twelve thirty, man. 2558 01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:52,760 That was the buzzer for the war story. 2559 01:35:52,960 --> 01:35:55,240 No, it's no. 2560 01:35:55,240 --> 01:35:56,960 There's no war stories. 2561 01:35:57,160 --> 01:35:58,920 But until I am presented with something 2562 01:35:59,120 --> 01:36:02,840 that my brain can fucking perceive as true evidence of a religion, 2563 01:36:03,040 --> 01:36:04,120 I'm not going to follow it. 2564 01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:06,680 So I just leave it open ended with I'm here. 2565 01:36:06,880 --> 01:36:09,120 I don't really know a lot about why I'm here. 2566 01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:10,440 But you want to know what? 2567 01:36:10,440 --> 01:36:13,280 I feel like being a good person is the right thing to do. 2568 01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:14,640 So I'm going to try to do that. 2569 01:36:14,840 --> 01:36:16,200 That's where I'm at. 2570 01:36:16,400 --> 01:36:17,640 There's no big brain. 2571 01:36:17,640 --> 01:36:20,040 I'm fucking smarter than anyone who has religion. 2572 01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:23,560 No, it's not that it's me saying like, all right, I don't know. 2573 01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:25,880 And I'm not going to pretend like I do. 2574 01:36:26,080 --> 01:36:27,360 Listen, I got to know about you. 2575 01:36:27,360 --> 01:36:28,760 I got one question for you, man. 2576 01:36:28,760 --> 01:36:30,360 I got one. All right, let's go. 2577 01:36:30,360 --> 01:36:33,040 If a horse comes in the woods and no one's around to hear it, 2578 01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:34,440 does the horse actually come? 2579 01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:35,080 Yes, it does. 2580 01:36:35,280 --> 01:36:37,800 Is that really what we're going to end on? 2581 01:36:40,280 --> 01:36:43,200 Is that really where this episode? 2582 01:36:43,400 --> 01:36:45,240 I would like to re-eary my answer. 2583 01:36:45,440 --> 01:36:46,440 Yes. 2584 01:36:46,640 --> 01:36:49,200 Look, we fucking bombed on this episode, guys. 2585 01:36:49,200 --> 01:36:51,200 Just don't fucking keep listening. 2586 01:36:51,200 --> 01:36:52,080 We'll get better. I promise. 2587 01:36:52,080 --> 01:36:53,560 This was out of control. 2588 01:36:53,760 --> 01:36:55,520 We fucking, yeah, this is a bad one. 2589 01:36:55,720 --> 01:36:56,240 This is absolutely. 2590 01:36:56,240 --> 01:36:57,680 I didn't think I was going to be here. 2591 01:36:57,880 --> 01:36:58,880 Dan came in late. 2592 01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:00,120 Tyler's angry. 2593 01:37:00,320 --> 01:37:02,360 I'll make some editing magic happen. 2594 01:37:02,560 --> 01:37:03,560 Yeah, make some editing. 2595 01:37:03,760 --> 01:37:04,760 We'll fix it in post. 2596 01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:05,960 We'll fix it in post. 2597 01:37:06,160 --> 01:37:08,160 Fuck it. We'll do it live. 2598 01:37:08,360 --> 01:37:09,360 No, we can't do it live. 2599 01:37:09,560 --> 01:37:10,560 No. 2600 01:37:10,760 --> 01:37:11,760 Never. 2601 01:37:11,960 --> 01:37:12,960 We'll never do it this live. 2602 01:37:13,160 --> 01:37:15,800 We proved tonight that this could never be a live podcast. 2603 01:37:16,000 --> 01:37:19,480 If we ever get canceled, we just need to release the take of everything that we've 2604 01:37:19,480 --> 01:37:22,120 cut from episode to episode. 2605 01:37:22,320 --> 01:37:23,520 No context either. 2606 01:37:23,720 --> 01:37:25,680 Just one clip into the other. 2607 01:37:25,880 --> 01:37:27,320 We'll have the one. 2608 01:37:27,520 --> 01:37:30,760 Yeah, a bunch of slack, John. 2609 01:37:32,680 --> 01:37:33,680 Oh, fuck. 2610 01:37:33,880 --> 01:37:35,080 Oh, my God. 2611 01:37:35,280 --> 01:37:40,320 All the names of like the places we've worked and just people's like full legal names. 2612 01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:41,480 It's like, oh, fuck. 2613 01:37:41,680 --> 01:37:44,840 I love it. After we say something like, oh, fuck, we should cut that. 2614 01:37:45,040 --> 01:37:47,600 I feel like Casey doesn't do that for like most of it. 2615 01:37:47,600 --> 01:37:50,520 But I don't listen to most of the stuff that you say we should cut. 2616 01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:51,520 It doesn't even matter. 2617 01:37:51,720 --> 01:37:54,440 I mean, we said some stuff that we said we definitely did get caught. 2618 01:37:54,640 --> 01:37:55,760 That was for real. 2619 01:37:55,960 --> 01:37:59,920 We're going to have the fucking lawyer paramedic on our ass in a couple of years. 2620 01:38:00,120 --> 01:38:01,760 Like, what the fuck did you say? 2621 01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:07,000 Like, you said my name and where I lived. 2622 01:38:07,960 --> 01:38:12,040 You gave the apartment letter. 2623 01:38:14,240 --> 01:38:16,760 I'm like a practical joker. 2624 01:38:16,760 --> 01:38:21,800 I'm like when they punished, so they put his fucking number on an airplane, flew 2625 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:24,800 it across the beach, they said, I'm so I'm lonely. 2626 01:38:25,000 --> 01:38:26,760 Put up his fucking real phone number. 2627 01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:31,880 People started calling them like the beach is no place to be lonely. 2628 01:38:32,080 --> 01:38:34,040 God damn. 2629 01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:35,600 I should do it. 2630 01:38:37,800 --> 01:38:40,240 Fucking calling me. 2631 01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:42,120 Now I want to pick up. 2632 01:38:42,320 --> 01:38:43,200 Break your phone. 2633 01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:44,040 I hope not. 2634 01:38:44,240 --> 01:38:45,160 I thought you did. 2635 01:38:45,160 --> 01:38:48,960 I thought I heard like shit like, oh, I should 2636 01:38:49,160 --> 01:38:52,960 use a prank call from Don Juan. 2637 01:38:53,160 --> 01:38:56,120 Now, yeah, no place is open right now. 2638 01:38:56,320 --> 01:38:59,080 A garage Alaska. 2639 01:38:59,280 --> 01:39:02,760 I don't think that's maybe some 24 7 McDonald's. 2640 01:39:02,960 --> 01:39:05,000 I don't fucking think so. 2641 01:39:05,200 --> 01:39:06,480 I don't know. 2642 01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:11,160 The idea of the old AC is 2643 01:39:11,160 --> 01:39:17,400 you got to get a shashwan sauce shit shit from the Rick and Morty and shit. 2644 01:39:17,600 --> 01:39:20,160 I'm trying to get out of it. 2645 01:39:20,360 --> 01:39:22,880 I'll be looking for that. 2646 01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:27,080 Most of the places closed at 930 and it's 929. 2647 01:39:27,280 --> 01:39:28,760 Yeah. 2648 01:39:28,960 --> 01:39:30,280 And it's nice. 2649 01:39:30,480 --> 01:39:33,240 I got one minute left. 2650 01:39:33,440 --> 01:39:35,280 I could be a pepperoni. 2651 01:39:35,280 --> 01:39:41,040 The personal pair piece of the is a loaded says what they used to give me. 2652 01:39:41,240 --> 01:39:42,280 Got this stuff. 2653 01:39:42,480 --> 01:39:44,280 The 2654 01:39:46,320 --> 01:39:47,680 I was just 2655 01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:49,680 fucking do that next week. 2656 01:39:49,880 --> 01:39:50,920 Well, it's 1230. 2657 01:39:51,120 --> 01:39:52,720 I'm going to get pizza open around here. 2658 01:39:52,920 --> 01:39:55,720 There's definitely no pizza hut around here. 2659 01:39:55,920 --> 01:40:00,280 Fucking call Long John Silver's at one o'clock in the morning. 2660 01:40:00,280 --> 01:40:07,400 Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me I'm not welcome. 2661 01:40:07,600 --> 01:40:09,960 Our special guests back to the podcast. 2662 01:40:10,160 --> 01:40:15,000 He's out on a bond from the nursing home. 2663 01:40:16,000 --> 01:40:18,200 Welcome Don Juan. 2664 01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:19,600 I love this. 2665 01:40:19,800 --> 01:40:21,720 I'm going to check him out. 2666 01:40:21,920 --> 01:40:28,000 I don't know how to book with the pictures on my wall. 2667 01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:30,000 The 2668 01:40:30,200 --> 01:40:34,800 other fucking nurses taking care of you at the fucking nursing home now. 2669 01:40:35,000 --> 01:40:38,400 Yeah, they put it in the video game. 2670 01:40:38,600 --> 01:40:40,160 The 2671 01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:43,400 you get the fucking hot. 2672 01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:45,920 Yeah, you get to fucking look at the asshole. 2673 01:40:46,120 --> 01:40:49,440 I'm fucking changing your diapers, right? 2674 01:40:49,640 --> 01:40:53,280 I'm trying to find a pizza hut. 2675 01:40:53,480 --> 01:40:54,800 I'll find clothes. 2676 01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:58,080 Zero. 2677 01:40:58,280 --> 01:41:01,040 It's California Pizza Kitchen. 2678 01:41:01,240 --> 01:41:02,880 I should call it a pizza hut. 2679 01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:04,960 I got you. 2680 01:41:06,360 --> 01:41:08,640 What about Pizza Hut in Honolulu? 2681 01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:11,080 Are they open? Yeah. 2682 01:41:11,280 --> 01:41:12,920 Let's do it. 2683 01:41:13,480 --> 01:41:16,400 All right, star six seven. 2684 01:41:16,600 --> 01:41:18,040 Oh, OK. 2685 01:41:20,040 --> 01:41:21,760 Now, I think star six nine is a new one. 2686 01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:26,000 Because that's a seven is not a thing anymore. 2687 01:41:26,200 --> 01:41:29,680 Star six seven doesn't work anymore. 2688 01:41:29,880 --> 01:41:31,280 Fuck. 2689 01:41:31,480 --> 01:41:34,160 The personal with Robin Lee and the bottom cheap. 2690 01:41:34,360 --> 01:41:36,480 I'm with my feet all day spread. 2691 01:41:36,680 --> 01:41:40,960 Now, Mr. Brooklyn Way, the more we got to feed the music out. 2692 01:41:41,160 --> 01:41:43,280 I can't I can't. 2693 01:41:43,480 --> 01:41:48,080 I never thought it was like I'm always 2694 01:41:48,080 --> 01:41:51,720 said, your call may be recorded for quality assurance. 2695 01:41:51,920 --> 01:41:54,320 And it will be with you shortly. 2696 01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:58,480 Mahalo for calling to the Hawaii. 2697 01:41:58,680 --> 01:42:00,960 Try our new national big New Yorker. 2698 01:42:01,160 --> 01:42:02,680 Jesus Christ. 2699 01:42:02,880 --> 01:42:04,760 I don't know. 2700 01:42:04,960 --> 01:42:08,280 Fuck all the pizza here. 2701 01:42:08,480 --> 01:42:12,160 Get a large specialty pizza for $16.99 each. 2702 01:42:12,360 --> 01:42:14,000 Will you buy two? 2703 01:42:14,200 --> 01:42:15,160 Try our pizza. 2704 01:42:15,160 --> 01:42:19,080 You press the button yet. I don't think I'm supposed to. 2705 01:42:19,280 --> 01:42:20,200 I'm waiting. 2706 01:42:20,400 --> 01:42:25,520 No, but this is one hell of a how long have you been on the line for? 2707 01:42:25,720 --> 01:42:28,280 Check it out. 2708 01:42:28,480 --> 01:42:30,080 Or get a stuff, Chris, large one. 2709 01:42:30,280 --> 01:42:31,480 Hopping. 2710 01:42:31,680 --> 01:42:34,240 Yeah, stuff, Chris, stuff, Chris. 2711 01:42:34,440 --> 01:42:36,640 That's what I'm looking for. 2712 01:42:36,840 --> 01:42:38,560 That comes with two medium one. 2713 01:42:38,760 --> 01:42:39,440 Happy. 2714 01:42:39,640 --> 01:42:42,360 Say hello to the AI. 2715 01:42:42,560 --> 01:42:44,480 You're talking to an AI. 2716 01:42:44,480 --> 01:42:46,040 Oh, fuck. 2717 01:42:46,240 --> 01:42:47,000 That one. 2718 01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:50,320 We're calling it a two minutes and 30 seconds. 2719 01:42:50,520 --> 01:42:51,840 Please press one. 2720 01:42:52,040 --> 01:42:56,560 Wait, it's having you ordered just as a robot. 2721 01:42:56,760 --> 01:42:59,000 About your order or recent experience. 2722 01:42:59,200 --> 01:43:00,320 Please press three. 2723 01:43:00,520 --> 01:43:01,040 Oh, shit. 2724 01:43:01,240 --> 01:43:02,840 You would like to replay the specials. 2725 01:43:03,040 --> 01:43:05,440 Please press one. 2726 01:43:05,640 --> 01:43:06,480 What does that mean? 2727 01:43:06,680 --> 01:43:08,920 It means goodbye. 2728 01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:11,080 We fucking. 2729 01:43:11,280 --> 01:43:13,760 All calls are recorded for quality assurance. 2730 01:43:13,760 --> 01:43:14,600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2731 01:43:14,800 --> 01:43:17,400 That's what I'm trying to get at. 2732 01:43:19,600 --> 01:43:20,600 Please hold. 2733 01:43:20,800 --> 01:43:24,600 The AI can be representatives are assisting other guests. 2734 01:43:24,800 --> 01:43:27,600 Your call will be answered in the order. 2735 01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:29,040 We're calling pizza hut. 2736 01:43:29,240 --> 01:43:33,680 Fuck cheesy crust stuff crust. 2737 01:43:33,880 --> 01:43:35,280 You are calling Pizza Hut. 2738 01:43:35,480 --> 01:43:36,200 My name is Rochelle. 2739 01:43:36,400 --> 01:43:38,200 You're calling. 2740 01:43:39,920 --> 01:43:40,800 One is it correct? 2741 01:43:41,000 --> 01:43:41,560 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 2742 01:43:41,760 --> 01:43:42,840 That's what I'm doing. 2743 01:43:42,840 --> 01:43:43,840 Damn. 2744 01:43:44,040 --> 01:43:47,920 I was wondering if you all still got the personal pizza. 2745 01:43:48,120 --> 01:43:49,080 I'd be loving that. 2746 01:43:49,280 --> 01:43:51,200 That's my favorite. 2747 01:43:52,800 --> 01:43:54,600 Yes, I got that. 2748 01:43:54,800 --> 01:43:57,480 You got to get that personal pizza. 2749 01:43:57,680 --> 01:44:01,360 You got the triple P. 2750 01:44:01,560 --> 01:44:02,560 You got to get that. 2751 01:44:02,760 --> 01:44:04,280 And now 2752 01:44:06,200 --> 01:44:08,720 may have the location of the. 2753 01:44:08,920 --> 01:44:10,400 No, no, I'm trying to know. 2754 01:44:10,400 --> 01:44:13,920 I'm young at the personal pair pieces. 2755 01:44:14,120 --> 01:44:15,120 Fuckers. 2756 01:44:15,320 --> 01:44:17,840 They have the location of the. 2757 01:44:18,040 --> 01:44:18,520 Oh, damn. 2758 01:44:18,720 --> 01:44:21,720 I don't know. I thought this was pizza. 2759 01:44:23,120 --> 01:44:25,120 I was just saying. 2760 01:44:25,320 --> 01:44:27,160 I was off. 2761 01:44:27,360 --> 01:44:29,720 They have the location of the. 2762 01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:30,720 There you are. 2763 01:44:30,920 --> 01:44:34,880 You got to get the stuff. 2764 01:44:35,080 --> 01:44:37,280 They have the location of the. 2765 01:44:37,280 --> 01:44:41,960 Damn, yeah, that's what I'm looking for. 2766 01:44:47,680 --> 01:44:48,680 Oh, my God. 2767 01:44:48,880 --> 01:44:49,880 Who do? 2768 01:44:51,760 --> 01:44:52,760 Yoshi. 2769 01:44:53,760 --> 01:44:55,360 What the fuck? 2770 01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:57,120 What was she talking about? 2771 01:44:57,320 --> 01:45:01,400 She was she wanted the location of the specific pizza hut to see if they. 2772 01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:02,960 Have it. 2773 01:45:03,160 --> 01:45:06,920 But anyway, we got bone there and you got to cut the number out because they said 2774 01:45:06,920 --> 01:45:08,120 yes, my number. 2775 01:45:08,320 --> 01:45:09,400 Yes, yes. 2776 01:45:09,600 --> 01:45:12,520 Star six seven does not work. 2777 01:45:12,720 --> 01:45:14,400 Apparently, star six seven does not work. 2778 01:45:14,600 --> 01:45:16,440 Star six nine is the one that works. 2779 01:45:16,640 --> 01:45:19,960 Oh, yeah, you know, but I got to get some food. 2780 01:45:20,160 --> 01:45:21,200 That was making me hungry. 2781 01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:23,160 All right. Actually. 2782 01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:25,360 Oh, all right. 2783 01:45:25,560 --> 01:45:28,400 Thanks for listening to Untitled Podcast. 2784 01:45:28,600 --> 01:45:33,600 Send out your likes on Facebook and send in your tips. 2785 01:45:33,800 --> 01:45:35,320 Do we have a Facebook? 2786 01:45:35,520 --> 01:45:36,520 Yeah. 2787 01:45:36,520 --> 01:45:37,800 I haven't like cast. 2788 01:45:38,000 --> 01:45:41,080 Well, you know, we're going to we're going to hit a thousand plays soon. 2789 01:45:41,280 --> 01:45:43,720 So like nine hundred eighty something. 2790 01:45:43,920 --> 01:45:45,000 Damn, we should celebrate. 2791 01:45:45,200 --> 01:45:46,880 Let's celebrate. 2792 01:45:47,960 --> 01:45:51,360 Who the fuck is still listening to this? 2793 01:45:51,560 --> 01:45:56,520 Do probably a lot of people in psych awards. 2794 01:45:56,720 --> 01:45:59,640 They're like, we understand this. 2795 01:45:59,840 --> 01:46:03,400 Hey, listen, I know so many people in my life that are like, I heard on this one 2796 01:46:03,400 --> 01:46:06,680 podcast, I'm like, oh, wow, I'm going to believe this person. 2797 01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:09,720 But now I know that podcasts like ours exist. 2798 01:46:09,920 --> 01:46:11,080 Yeah, maybe you should. 2799 01:46:11,280 --> 01:46:13,440 You should have listened. 2800 01:46:13,640 --> 01:46:16,000 But hey, as always, 2801 01:46:16,200 --> 01:46:18,440 here is a theory, but I believe it. 2802 01:46:18,640 --> 01:46:24,400 Listen, as always, thank you for watching or listening or doing anything. 2803 01:46:24,600 --> 01:46:28,240 Thanks for being here. Also, of course, come back. 2804 01:46:28,440 --> 01:46:31,080 Oh, no, no. 2805 01:46:31,080 --> 01:46:33,560 Be kind to yourselves and each other. 2806 01:46:33,760 --> 01:46:35,400 We are. 2807 01:46:35,600 --> 01:46:37,040 They are Tyler here. 2808 01:46:37,240 --> 01:46:39,480 Thanks for listening to Untitled Podcast. 2809 01:46:39,680 --> 01:46:44,000 And if you made it this far, I would recommend a full body MRI scan. 2810 01:46:44,200 --> 01:46:46,720 We'll see you next week after we get canceled. 2811 01:46:46,920 --> 01:46:51,840 And as always, be kind to yourselves and each other. 2812 01:46:54,040 --> 01:46:56,040 For all we know, robots have souls. 2813 01:46:56,240 --> 01:46:57,960 We just don't know if they do or don't. 2814 01:46:58,160 --> 01:46:59,680 How do you know? 2815 01:46:59,680 --> 01:47:04,360 Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? 2816 01:47:05,560 --> 01:47:08,920 You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? 2817 01:47:09,120 --> 01:47:10,120 Fuck no. 2818 01:47:10,320 --> 01:47:15,120 No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. 2819 01:47:15,320 --> 01:47:16,800 Yes, we are. 2820 01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:20,240 There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. 2821 01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:22,560 Extended episodes. 2822 01:47:22,760 --> 01:47:24,760 Where the fuck did the Siermans come from? 2823 01:47:24,960 --> 01:47:26,880 Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? 2824 01:47:26,880 --> 01:47:29,960 You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? 2825 01:47:30,160 --> 01:47:33,960 They're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese. 2826 01:47:34,160 --> 01:47:36,560 Aliens exist. 2827 01:47:36,760 --> 01:47:38,800 Somewhere in China, right? 2828 01:47:39,000 --> 01:47:40,560 In some days, what the fuck? 2829 01:47:40,760 --> 01:47:44,800 There are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall. 2830 01:47:45,000 --> 01:47:47,160 Anthropoclesatrum, they have dread. 2831 01:47:47,360 --> 01:47:48,160 The super soldiers. 2832 01:47:48,360 --> 01:47:50,000 Then they are extraterrestrials. 2833 01:47:50,200 --> 01:47:52,040 They are aliens. 2834 01:47:52,040 --> 01:47:57,040 I do not know if they are real or not. 2835 01:48:17,920 --> 01:48:20,520 Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, 2836 01:48:20,520 --> 01:48:23,080 you feel them die of this virus. 2837 01:48:23,280 --> 01:48:25,880 You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing. 2838 01:48:26,080 --> 01:48:26,920 They're fucking gone. 2839 01:48:27,120 --> 01:48:28,160 I've seen it happen. 2840 01:48:28,360 --> 01:48:34,520 I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds. 2841 01:48:36,760 --> 01:48:40,880 They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be 2842 01:48:40,880 --> 01:48:43,880 able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real. 2843 01:48:43,880 --> 01:48:45,160 They're going to sink money into that. 2844 01:48:45,360 --> 01:48:47,240 Because they know that if you put that 2845 01:48:47,240 --> 01:48:50,520 motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that they can fucking real. 2846 01:48:50,520 --> 01:48:51,360 You can cut it open. 2847 01:48:51,360 --> 01:48:52,360 You're going to see blood guts. 2848 01:48:52,360 --> 01:48:53,040 No circuitry. 2849 01:48:53,240 --> 01:48:56,920 But let me tell you, their technology is absolutely vile. 2850 01:48:57,120 --> 01:49:01,440 Which, by the way, Big Brother is the overlord. 2851 01:49:01,440 --> 01:49:17,440 We're only living in the third dimension. 2852 01:49:31,440 --> 01:49:40,800 George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. 2853 01:49:41,000 --> 01:49:42,720 Okay, I'm not fucking lying. 2854 01:49:42,920 --> 01:49:43,880 It's fucking real. 2855 01:49:44,080 --> 01:49:45,320 Okay, look it up. 2856 01:49:45,520 --> 01:49:46,120 Look it up. 2857 01:49:46,320 --> 01:49:48,400 He says that he was doing this shit. 2858 01:49:48,600 --> 01:49:52,040 George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. 2859 01:49:52,240 --> 01:49:55,760 He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. 2860 01:49:55,960 --> 01:49:58,120 He was having a great fucking time doing this shit. 2861 01:49:58,320 --> 01:50:00,480 George Soros is the fucking devil. 2862 01:50:00,480 --> 01:50:03,120 Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit. 2863 01:50:03,320 --> 01:50:05,240 George Soros is fucking evil. 2864 01:50:05,440 --> 01:50:07,600 He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit. 2865 01:50:07,800 --> 01:50:10,600 He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit. 2866 01:50:10,800 --> 01:50:12,360 Just don't fucking get it, okay? 2867 01:50:12,560 --> 01:50:14,360 Everybody likes Donald Trump. 2868 01:50:14,360 --> 01:50:15,760 The fucking word person out there. 2869 01:50:15,960 --> 01:50:16,720 Trump, right? 2870 01:50:16,920 --> 01:50:18,080 Trump. 2871 01:50:18,280 --> 01:50:19,880 He's not the actual fucking leader. 2872 01:50:20,080 --> 01:50:20,960 It's George Soros. 2873 01:50:21,160 --> 01:50:21,840 It's Bill Gates. 2874 01:50:22,040 --> 01:50:23,120 It's fucking Elon Musk. 2875 01:50:23,320 --> 01:50:24,080 It's everyone out there. 2876 01:50:24,280 --> 01:50:25,760 Everybody says. 2877 01:50:27,240 --> 01:50:28,600 Everybody. 2878 01:50:28,600 --> 01:50:30,600 Everybody says, Elon Musk is so evil. 2879 01:50:30,800 --> 01:50:32,080 He's playing for the people. 2880 01:50:32,280 --> 01:50:33,280 The actual government. 2881 01:50:33,480 --> 01:50:34,280 He's trying. 2882 01:50:34,480 --> 01:50:37,440 The actual new government, which is George Soros and all the fucking 2883 01:50:37,640 --> 01:50:40,240 Nazis, are actually the ones that are in the fucking Holocaust. 2884 01:50:40,440 --> 01:50:43,160 The mere politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires. 2885 01:50:43,160 --> 01:50:58,840 Fucking