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For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.

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How do you know?

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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

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You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

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Fuckin' up.

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No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

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Yes, we are.

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There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

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Extended episodes.

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Where the fuck did the gearmen come from?

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Where the fucking stonehenge come from?

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You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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The alien is being snatched as a human being.

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Somewhere in China, alright, in some bays.

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What the fuck?

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There are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.

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Okay, I'm talking to a shotgun.

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They have red and super soldiers.

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Then they are extraterrestrials.

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They are aliens.

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I do not know the alien with parents.

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Fuckin' awesome.

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Yeah.

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Oh yeah.

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Turn off the bass for an untitled podcast.

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So, 23.

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Arm the fucking homeless.

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This isn't 23, we're at like 25.

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Nah, bro, cause it's 23.

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That shit pissed me off.

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There wants to be a millionaire question where you ask me what he had on his fucking guitar in his other band.

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Yeah, that's fucking asshole.

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He's like, what the fuck?

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I'm like, I know his arm the homeless for fucking-

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You've ever seen an audio slave music video?

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No, I like audio slave, but I've just listened to them on Spotify.

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I actually never listen to audio slave.

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They're good.

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Are they as good as Rage or no?

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I mean, it's Rage against the machine, but they have Chris Cornell as their singer instead.

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It's a different style.

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They're not like shredding, but no, it's good.

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And they're good.

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I'm all for Rage against the machine's political stances.

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Fuck you, Chris.

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So, communism.

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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So, uh...

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Welcome back.

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Asshole.

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Last time.

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I'm back.

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Me and Tyler were screaming at each other, right?

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Were we even...

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Yeah.

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Was that a beep?

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No, it's fine.

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Yeah, and sorry I wasn't here to the audience.

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I got roofied, my cat died, and a bunch of other sad boy shit that we're not going to talk about.

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I'm back though.

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I'm back to black.

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Five, four, three, four.

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Oh shit.

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What are you doing?

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I was just going to replay the part in the...

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Where we screamed at each other?

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Yeah.

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Also, I got a delay again.

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Why?

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Hold on.

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Yeah.

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All right, we're back.

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All righty.

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We're not going to do the technical difficulty hour.

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So, we were talking about the January 6 insurrection last time on the podcast.

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Let's replay a clip for Ali back here.

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He was like, yeah, I fucking hate that guy.

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Dude, look, our whole shit's been a joke with this Biden guy.

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I fucking hate Biden.

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He's a fucking...

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He's got a...

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Tucker Carlson's privately...

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He's got a...

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Private hate for Trump.

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I hate him passionately.

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Wow.

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Who cares?

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You can hate somebody.

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Yeah, if there's a reason why Tucker hates him, but if not, I think Trump's the best way

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to go.

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Casey, your friend must have been...

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You know, she...

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Not expecting Tyler to pop off.

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Yeah, you know.

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Yeah.

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You guys drive the Trump train?

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Yeah.

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Are you on the Trump train, dude?

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I think it might be on number...

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No.

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I think it's all bullshit, dude.

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Yeah, no shit.

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Look, I was all about Trump the first time.

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I just...

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Like, basically...

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Higher.

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We just need somebody in there who's gonna, like, sell some weapons for this fucking country.

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Just get in there and just do whatever you gotta do to start a war somewhere.

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Stop fucking around with shutting down the borders and stuff.

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We gotta sell some fucking weapons.

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Like, don't you understand?

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The one thing America does right, the one fucking thing we do right is we sell fucking

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weapons.

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Absolutely.

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That's our number one export.

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So if you don't get in there and you don't start a war, they're just gonna make you look

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like an asshole.

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Absolutely.

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If Trump just the first thing he did was went and pulled his pants down and mushroomed...

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That was one of the coolest things I've ever done.

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Did you just learn that on the spot there?

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No, I've done that a shit ton of times.

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Okay.

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But, like, in person, he was an actual alcoholic.

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Wasn't able to do it.

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And I was like...

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I never...

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I mean, I'm good enough of an alcoholic that I got a bottle opener.

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Yeah.

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I mean, typically I just go...

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But I don't think that's good for my teeth.

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Because I was just like...

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Yeah, give me that shit.

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Okay, we are getting very ADD signed.

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Where's the part where we screwed...

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I thought it was right here, right?

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No, that was way later.

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That was way later.

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I think...

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I gotta say...

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Oh, actually, there's right now, actually.

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You're staying some country.

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I think...

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I think we can cut this part out.

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We're just leading off our podcast with our last five minutes.

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I think that might not be the best idea.

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Let's get a YouTube short channel of the highlights.

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Yeah.

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I was actually thinking about doing that and, like, using our highlights for our YouTube channel.

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We could do that.

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All right, so I want to hear the smell down, though.

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All right.

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Whether we keep it in or not.

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All right.

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You did.

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It's like, dude, Raytheon would have been happy.

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Locked Martin would have been happy.

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That big bomb he got.

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GE would have been happy.

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What he first came in?

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Did he do that?

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Yeah, he did.

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He should have done a couple more.

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They didn't like him enough.

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Dude, the mind...

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You can just push around.

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No, look at Biden.

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He's like, it's not him, though.

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It's a fucking corpse.

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It's a fucking corpse.

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It's a fucking corpse.

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He's just a puppet.

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He's a mop.

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He's literally a fucking muppet.

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They stick into their hand up their ass.

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He's just like...

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He really has got to be...

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I don't know how you give the guy the boot, but he's got to be in the boot.

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Vote in no comp.

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That's our most popular person of all time.

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Yeah, okay.

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Dude, he literally...

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Like, when he was running against Trump, Trump had like 50 million followers on Facebook

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and Biden had 3 million.

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Yeah.

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It's like, dude, you're like...

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Bro, Trump literally tells people to overthrow the government if they don't see them set.

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Shut the fuck up, Casey.

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You're all about communist revolution.

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You're all about...

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You're all about this fucking socialist revolution.

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The fucking capital.

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But when people actually see the revolution, shit.

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They're fucking...

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When you're saying all about this fucking communist revolution...

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They're fucking going to the government, motherfucker.

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When you're saying all about this goddamn communist revolution, shit.

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And when somebody does any fucking revolution, shit.

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You're all against it.

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Pick one, Casey.

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Pick one.

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You're all about this fucking communist revolution.

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And like, we should get the government to do what we say, because we're communist motherfuckers.

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And then they do some real fucking revolution shit.

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You're all against it. You're all fucking, fucking Casey.

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Everything that you shit for is a fraud.

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Everything.

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Fuck you.

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Everything that you've ever stood for is a fucking fraud, because you're all about this revolution shit,

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till people do revolution shit.

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So what the fuck are you talking about, you fucking imbred?

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Are you fucking insane?

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Are you out of your gourd?

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You're fucking stupid.

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You're a fraud.

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You're not a real fucking fighter.

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You're a fucking guy who sits here on a goddamn podcast.

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He doesn't do shit.

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Nice.

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We need a little break.

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Fuck you.

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In case you recover here.

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Let him come up with a rebuttal.

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You're just making a stronger rebuttal, Casey.

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Well said.

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That should be a, you should go on talk with that shit.

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That's going to be a new sound bite for that.

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That's definitely.

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Oh man.

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We got to get fucking Ben Shapiro on the Untitled podcast.

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Hypothetically, if I was on the Untitled podcast, I would talk about my sister's massive mommy milk.

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They're huge and massive.

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In fact, I don't think that there's any Democrats with as big a mommy milkers as my sister.

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So, my wife's pussy on the other hand, let me tell you.

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Dry as a desert.

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Dry as a motherfucking desert.

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I did like the one clip where the one fucking Democrat came up to his like one like debate thing.

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And he's like, I don't think you're actually as tall as you say you are.

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Like you definitely just look like you're way fucking short.

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And he goes, all right, come up.

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Come on.

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Like, come on.

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He's like, and he's like, how tall are you?

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And he was the same height as Ben Shapiro.

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And then he was the same height.

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He walked up and just gives him like a fucking cheeky ass.

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Like little fucking Ben Shapiro smiling.

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Dude, I don't get how you can hate Ben Shapiro.

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He's just a funny guy.

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He is.

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He is.

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I used to fucking, I mean, when I was in college and I was a big left-wing guy, I would, I couldn't stand him.

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But he's just really funny.

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It's just because I feel like they are kind of selective with the clips he shows because some people do have legitimate debates with him.

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No, but I mean, now he doesn't really do like the college tours anymore.

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He like just does it like with different people.

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Yeah.

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Remember like back in the mainstream.

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In 2016, there were so many people doing college tours.

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It was fucking hilarious.

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Like you had like fucking Ben Shapiro.

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You had Milo Uianopoulos, which was fucking hilarious.

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You remember that guy?

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Yeah.

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Oh my God.

271
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Yeah, that guy was fucking nuts.

272
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Oh my God.

273
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Oh, do you guys?

274
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Did you guys ever, so we all went to college here for one time or another, right?

275
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I dropped out for the art degree.

276
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Yeah.

277
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I art degree.

278
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I fucking art degree.

279
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No, fucking.

280
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Did you guys ever have like those like the people who would come into like the common grounds like they had nothing to do.

281
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They weren't scheduled, but they just come in and start talking.

282
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Yeah.

283
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With these super outlandish takes.

284
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I had like a guy.

285
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Oh shit.

286
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Yeah.

287
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Yeah.

288
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Well, you had like this one dude that would fucking come in like constantly and he was the fuck do you call those guys?

289
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They were like purple robes and shit and like they yell about how like white people are evil.

290
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I don't remember that.

291
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I had this guy.

292
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He was fucking an African American of about 50 years of age.

293
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This guy was off his rocker.

294
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He came in wearing a shirt that said you're all going to.

295
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I mean, he was wearing like the signs that you can wear over your shoulders, but also like stand up.

296
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I love those.

297
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And it said you're all going to hell on both sides.

298
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And it's like Jesus condemns you.

299
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And he had a fucking microphone and he's just shouting at people and you have these fucking left wing girls like with dyed hair fucking like shaved half their fucking head.

300
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Like, yeah, you'd love them.

301
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You just hate their fucking political views.

302
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That's what that's.

303
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Speaking of which, buddy, we have to talk about Life is Strange, but we'll talk about that later.

304
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Okay, okay.

305
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Because I...

306
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Dude, I don't like the game as much as you're making it out to me, but I'll still argue my case with it.

307
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But I feel like you have a bit more passion for this.

308
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Oh, I fucking hate that game.

309
00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:37,240
But anyway, so this guy's take was essentially if you've ever committed a single sin, you are going to hell.

310
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And then there's one shit that comes up and he's like, I'm here. I got my fucking girlfriend.

311
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What do you think about us?

312
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And he's like, in your one sentence there, you swore on God's planet and you will go to hell.

313
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He's like, not only that, but he's like, he called her like a muff muncher or something.

314
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That's fucking awesome.

315
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And she just went ballistic.

316
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And he had some fucking other hysterical takes that made me laugh.

317
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And I asked him, he's like, if you ever smoke weed, the fucking devil's lettuce, you're going to hell.

318
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And like people were asking him questions just to get him riled up.

319
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Like just like the noise, like if I touch my penis, am I going to hell?

320
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He's like, if you did it by accident, you're fine.

321
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If you did it for pleasure, you're going to hell.

322
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If you did it by accident, you're good.

323
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Yeah, I was like, but then he made that comment about the one shit was a...

324
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He called her like some like dyed hair fucking unicorn.

325
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Muff munk.

326
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Yeah, he called her like a unicorn muff muncher.

327
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And he thought that she's like all entitled and she was very entitled.

328
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This chick was fucking irritating.

329
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She was like a Karen libtard and fucking just ran over and kicked over the guy's sign, then picked it up and started to run away from it.

330
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And this other like very butch looking peace officer, because my college did not have cops.

331
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They had peace officers.

332
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Just fucking linebacker like Teddy Booski this bitch into the main quad and just took her the fuck out,

333
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put her in handcuffs.

334
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She gets arrested because he violated that guy's right of free speech by trying to steal his fucking sign.

335
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And I was like, you know, as much as that guy's a piece of shit, like...

336
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That's fucking...

337
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They're right.

338
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Like you can't do that.

339
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Like get him riled up, get him pissed off and make him go away.

340
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Did we go to the same college?

341
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The community college right nearby?

342
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:17,240
Yes, that is correct.

343
00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:24,240
Yeah, so at the university, there was just these people like preaching like Christian, like abortion is bad.

344
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Yeah, that was this guy's thing too.

345
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He was just taking it to like a fucking part of our world.

346
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And it was like people screaming at them, but that was just stupid.

347
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:33,240
Yeah, I just like listen, the people go fucking ballistic.

348
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I think it's hilarious.

349
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So do you think Trump is going to get arrested this week?

350
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That's a tough one.

351
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:40,240
I don't know.

352
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I honestly don't know.

353
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I mean, it's he's never going to see the inside of the cell.

354
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,240
That's not going to happen.

355
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,240
No, he's got a fucking secret.

356
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He has secret service until the day he fucking dies.

357
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,240
He's an ex-president.

358
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,240
How the fuck do you incarcerate someone?

359
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,240
Like it's just something we've never had to do before.

360
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,240
Like you can't just have this guy fucking adx Florence.

361
00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:04,240
Biden is going to put Biden just fucking throw the dude in solitary.

362
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,240
Like it's a fucking misdemeanor.

363
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,240
Biden's going to pardon him.

364
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,240
A misdemeanor.

365
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:12,240
Yeah, that's just one of the things they got him for besides.

366
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,240
I honestly am not super informed about it.

367
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:16,240
And I will admit that.

368
00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:19,240
So I need to like treason when they get him for fucking treason.

369
00:14:19,240 --> 00:14:21,240
They're not going to get him for fucking treason.

370
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,240
They're not. No, that's not going to happen.

371
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,240
You're fucking idiot.

372
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,240
Casey, Casey, where the 13 year old?

373
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,240
Casey, where the fuck do you get your information from?

374
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,240
Casey, where the fuck do you get your information from?

375
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,240
The fucking news, bro.

376
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,240
The news.

377
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,240
Oh boy.

378
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:38,240
Because the news is so trustworthy.

379
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:39,240
Wow.

380
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:44,240
The mainstream media is going to definitely tell you the truth every fucking time you fucking retard.

381
00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,240
I heard that on CNN.

382
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:54,240
I used to the CNN and MSNBC are the only things I actually watch and I actually read the Wall Street.

383
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,240
The Wall Street Journal.

384
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You're fucked.

385
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,240
That's even worse.

386
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,240
What did you throw at me?

387
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:02,240
Bottle cap at you fucking retard.

388
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,240
Tell us an act of violence.

389
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,240
Tyler is quitting to contain this week.

390
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,240
Yeah, real agitated.

391
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:11,240
He's just looking for topics to fight.

392
00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,240
That's why life is strange got brought up.

393
00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,240
Stay tuned. This is going to be a good episode, people.

394
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,240
I'm fucking so angry.

395
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:21,240
I think we should throw Trump in with the Unabomber.

396
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:23,240
Dude, the Unabomber is dead.

397
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,240
Or no, the fucking Boston bomber.

398
00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,240
Yeah, the Unabomber's bed dead.

399
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:30,240
Have fucking Trump fucking asked for the Unabomber.

400
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,240
The Unabomber was right.

401
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,240
What?

402
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:39,240
Unabomber went around it the wrong way, but his politics were right.

403
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:44,240
He said technology was going to be the end of us and the politicians are corrupt.

404
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:48,240
I mean, politicians have been corrupt as long as humanity has existed.

405
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,240
Civilization has existed, I should say.

406
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,240
He predicted AI.

407
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,240
I mean, AI was...

408
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:56,240
We knew that's been coming for years, though.

409
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,240
But he predicted what's going on.

410
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:00,240
I watched the entire...

411
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:05,240
That fear of AI taking over, though, and controlling the media with good fakes and stuff,

412
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,240
that's been around for a while.

413
00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:12,240
Do you watch the Netflix documentary on him, The Unabomber and His Own Words?

414
00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,240
I did, but a while ago.

415
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,240
I don't remember much.

416
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,240
It's pretty much just the reading of his own manifesto.

417
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:23,240
But the Unabomber didn't really have wrong thoughts.

418
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:26,240
It was his actions that were the bad thing, you know?

419
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:30,240
Yeah, you can't blow up government official.

420
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:34,240
It'll get your message across, chief, but you're not exactly projecting yourself

421
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,240
as a trustworthy person with what you're doing.

422
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,240
Nobody is going to be like,

423
00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:41,240
Yeah! Yeah!

424
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,240
Yeah! Yeah!

425
00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:44,240
We love him!

426
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:45,240
We love The Unabomber!

427
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,240
Free The Unabomber!

428
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:50,240
Dude, he was also a fucking legit genius.

429
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:54,240
He had an IQ of like one fucking seventy, and he's a Harvard professor.

430
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:56,240
Oh, Ted Kuzinski.

431
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:57,240
Yeah, Ted Kuzinski.

432
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,240
Yeah, I love John Kuzinski.

433
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,240
He's a good guy.

434
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:02,240
He's a real good guy.

435
00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:07,240
So speaking of AI, we did this AI voice generator.

436
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:10,240
Use TylerOther because that one's better.

437
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,240
That has my actual tone better.

438
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,240
Other Tyler?

439
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,240
Other Tyler has my tone better.

440
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,240
Yeah.

441
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:17,240
Yeah.

442
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,240
Alright.

443
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,240
Because the other one on this is like,

444
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,240
Hello, it's me.

445
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:26,240
Other Tyler actually has a sound like this.

446
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,240
Fucking AIDS.

447
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:30,240
Fucking AIDS blanket.

448
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:39,240
So this AI voice generator, it like takes your voice and makes you stay stuff.

449
00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:41,240
Like when you're not here.

450
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,240
Allie Mac, you got to record your voice.

451
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:46,240
So when you're not here, we can just make you stay stupid shit.

452
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:47,240
Okay.

453
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,240
We won't make it say the N word.

454
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:52,240
How does it do that though?

455
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:54,240
It just like picks up the...

456
00:17:54,240 --> 00:18:01,240
The...

457
00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:02,240
What?

458
00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:17,240
3-4.

459
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,240
3-4.

460
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,240
3-4.

461
00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:20,240
3-4.

462
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,240
3-4.

463
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:22,240
3-4.

464
00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:26,240
Between one thousand nine hundred seventy-eight and nineteen hundred nine...

465
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:30,240
It's the calmest I've ever retired.

466
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,240
I can't really get into.

467
00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:38,240
You can tell though, with all like the fucking shorts and stuff that are going around the

468
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:39,240
presidents and shit...

469
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:40,240
It's funny.

470
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:44,740
Yeah, some people have the ones that make them sound angry and yelling,

471
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:48,240
and then other ones come across super monotone

472
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:49,240
and doesn't quite get it right.

473
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,200
But the thing is, I think, like,

474
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,720
like no cap my guy.

475
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,800
Especially, especially like the president ones,

476
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,120
like the Joe Rogan ones,

477
00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:59,440
they just have so much voice clips of them,

478
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,120
like just constant voice clips.

479
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,200
They can get it really accurate.

480
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,800
They can get so, because like literally,

481
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:04,760
there's so much information.

482
00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:07,160
Yeah, it's just so much, because fucking,

483
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,900
how many episodes is Joe Rogan at now?

484
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:11,560
Like 1,500 or 1,700 or something?

485
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,520
And they're all like two hours long too.

486
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:14,880
He's got one of the longer podcasts.

487
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,680
And there's some that are like five hours long.

488
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,160
So just think about, let's do it at a low thing.

489
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:25,160
And let's say he has 157 episodes at two hours a piece.

490
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,720
Yeah, you do it every day, it's a job, you know?

491
00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:31,040
It's like, you do eight hours of work every day.

492
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:34,960
So honestly, you probably only need like an hour.

493
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:39,960
That's 3,000 hours of fucking like shit

494
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,520
that an AI can do.

495
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,720
And like that's just from his podcast.

496
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,960
Let's not forget about like his like,

497
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:51,960
his fucking, his UFC fucking like announcing

498
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,680
and his comedy specials and shit.

499
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,200
Like, why is Joe Rogan copying?

500
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,360
Yeah, I was about to say,

501
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,760
I like to put out a public service announcement here.

502
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,800
Joe Rogan, we know what you're doing.

503
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:05,520
We take copyright infringement seriously here on on top.

504
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:08,040
You can expect it.

505
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:08,880
Our people are-

506
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:09,720
A cease and assist.

507
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,840
We have a lawyer now actually.

508
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,160
We do have a lawyer.

509
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,480
Your people are gonna hear from our person.

510
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,440
Okay.

511
00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:17,280
Your people.

512
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,960
Yes, you're fucking going down.

513
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,040
You're gonna get copies rights.

514
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:21,880
We're taking everything.

515
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,680
Let's pull, let's go Alex Jones here.

516
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,520
Let's go fucking nuclear.

517
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:25,560
We're going for a billion.

518
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,400
We have a friend.

519
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,240
We're gonna have a billion out of it.

520
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:28,800
That's a lawyer that may be a guest.

521
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,280
We will fucking bury you.

522
00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,440
That will fucking sue you.

523
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:35,200
You'll never fucking see sunlight again,

524
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,400
you piece of fucking shit.

525
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,240
Stop fucking-

526
00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,600
Mr. Rogan, we're coming for you, buddy.

527
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,280
You can't keep doing this shit.

528
00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:46,120
We were using fucking smelling salts way before you.

529
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:49,320
Yeah, smelling salts, fucking reapers.

530
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,200
He was talking about how like somebody ate a reaper

531
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,280
and they got like fucking tension headaches

532
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:58,520
and their, what's called in the meninges and their brain.

533
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:00,840
Yeah, but I'm a fucking pussy when I go home

534
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,000
and I throw up.

535
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,320
Yeah.

536
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,400
I wonder why I wanna fucking eat these things.

537
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,920
This is what fucking happens.

538
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,840
They're not meant to be consumed.

539
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,520
Intense abdominal pain, right?

540
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,720
I had very intense abdominal pain

541
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,840
and I threw up not because of the pepper,

542
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,320
but because of the pain it was causing.

543
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,440
I was literally-

544
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:20,480
We need to get some-

545
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,200
Hey, sorry.

546
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:25,120
Do you have any, like that comes in two packs, right?

547
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:25,960
What?

548
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:26,800
Those?

549
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,760
Yeah, so there's another one over there.

550
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,000
Thank you.

551
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Unless you used another one.

552
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:32,840
No, we didn't.

553
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:33,680
Where is it?

554
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:38,000
You're on a quest to find smelling salts.

555
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,240
We got paint, we can sniff paint.

556
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,840
We can sniff paint.

557
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:41,680
Hold on.

558
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,120
All right, we're back.

559
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:49,120
In my head, in my head, in my head.

560
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,320
They had to get smelling salts, I guess.

561
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,080
So Joe Rogan, Caviar, they're smelling salts.

562
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,400
The fucking ghost peppers.

563
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:57,920
It's way stronger, I forgot.

564
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,520
What else is Joe Rogan doing?

565
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:02,680
Just overall being a stealing copycat.

566
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,040
Just a douche.

567
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:05,080
Just being a douche.

568
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,000
But we love Joe Rogan.

569
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:08,720
We're all inspired by Joe Rogan.

570
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:11,400
He has some takes that can be kind of shitty sometimes

571
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,240
and I wish I could remember them.

572
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,240
Sometimes he can come out there with just an outlaw.

573
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,120
Well, how do you feel about the insurrection?

574
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,960
It's not an insurrection, first off.

575
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,400
I mean, I don't think it should have happened,

576
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,600
but at the same time, I don't think that you can put

577
00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:28,400
the blame on Trump for it.

578
00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,960
I just, I don't believe that.

579
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:32,800
Oh boy.

580
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:35,720
The fact that it happened, I mean, don't get me wrong.

581
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,680
In the grand scheme of things, it was pretty cool

582
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,520
to have some revolution shit go down like that.

583
00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:45,240
But also, it's, you're putting blame on the wrong guy.

584
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,680
Like Trump, you can't say that he incited

585
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,960
this mass fucking riot with just a tweet.

586
00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:53,080
Like people are still of sound mind.

587
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,680
This is just a tweet.

588
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,440
It's about the stuff he said in his speeches.

589
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,640
He didn't say shit in his speech, you fucking imbri-

590
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,600
Yeah, no, it's, but that's what I'm saying.

591
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,760
It's still, these people are still operating of sound mind.

592
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,040
They know that they can't just fucking waltz

593
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:09,960
into the fucking White House and just-

594
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,720
It wasn't the White House.

595
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,720
Capital, whatever.

596
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,560
There we go.

597
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,480
Fucking, just, you can't fucking do that shit though.

598
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,920
Like these people know that that's a no-no.

599
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,640
Like they're not retarded.

600
00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:21,480
That means some of them are.

601
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:22,480
Like you don't need to dump,

602
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,800
well yeah, some of them actually were,

603
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:26,640
but like you don't need to fucking dumb it down that much.

604
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:27,640
Tyler, do you wanna just relapse

605
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,120
before you like break something?

606
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,080
No, I'm good.

607
00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:33,480
I got like the shakes, you know?

608
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,920
What shirt are you wearing?

609
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:35,760
Oh, it's-

610
00:23:35,760 --> 00:23:36,840
Perry the platypus.

611
00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:39,560
Wait, what's it say?

612
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,360
They don't do much, you know?

613
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,960
They don't do much.

614
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:48,800
All right, I'm ready to fucking break my fucking eye sockets here.

615
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,120
How much stronger is it?

616
00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:55,120
Oh, fuck!

617
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:58,840
Oh, shit.

618
00:23:58,840 --> 00:23:59,680
You forgot?

619
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:01,280
Casey, get in there.

620
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,760
Get in there, bro.

621
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,480
Don't take a big off.

622
00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:05,880
You'll throw up.

623
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,120
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

624
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,800
You fucking idiot.

625
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,800
I told you not to do that.

626
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,560
Casey just teargassed himself.

627
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,880
Casey just broke the fucking Geneva convention on his eyes.

628
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:24,680
You all right, buddy?

629
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,600
Dude, I just got like pepper spray.

630
00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,560
Like fucking eyes twitching.

631
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,680
Chemical warfare.

632
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,800
Bro, that was like, you know, like when you go-

633
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,200
You gotta punch it in the face, man.

634
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:37,360
When you go to the beach and you go swimming in the ocean and you fucking-

635
00:24:37,360 --> 00:24:38,800
And you fucking try to pee in the ocean.

636
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:43,360
No, you get- you get- you go offside down and you get water up your nose, right?

637
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,000
And you get the salt water in your nose and your mouth.

638
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:49,280
That's what that felt like, but like 10 times worse.

639
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:52,040
Well, I mean, I did say don't take a big whiff.

640
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,760
And you fucking immediately just go-

641
00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:54,600
And you're like-

642
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:55,760
AHHHHHH!

643
00:24:57,080 --> 00:25:00,120
Fucking Tony Montana, the fucking smelling salts.

644
00:25:00,120 --> 00:25:04,120
So, as we went over earlier, I am quitting nicotine.

645
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,080
So...

646
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,800
No, you wanna hit it as a vape, bro?

647
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,080
So please clap for me.

648
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,080
Haha!

649
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:13,640
Oh yeah, dude, I fucking love that shit.

650
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:15,640
So I have a-

651
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:17,960
Bro, I- I think- that's good for you, bud.

652
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:22,280
So I have this like tea leaf like solution.

653
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:23,040
Yeah?

654
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:23,680
How's that?

655
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:27,280
That tastes pretty fucking good and it's got like the same feel.

656
00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:29,840
If you would like to try some.

657
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:31,160
Bro.

658
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,480
Yeah, dude, I'd love to try that shit.

659
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,160
Every time that you wanna smoke, just jerk off.

660
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,920
I gave up porn too.

661
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:38,720
Oh, shit.

662
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,680
Oh, that's bizarre.

663
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,440
Well, every time that you wanna jerk off, then smoke.

664
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,960
I'm going full on Monk Mode.

665
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,800
I haven't used porn in a while, actually.

666
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,000
I can't remember the last time I jerked off.

667
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:56,160
That's what the fucking Puerto Rican sketchy man.

668
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:56,720
Oh my god.

669
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,560
So am I going loose or the bag here?

670
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,120
Go loose, cause bags are mine.

671
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,320
Okay.

672
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:04,680
So here's the topic I've been thinking about this week.

673
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,240
All right, let's see.

674
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:06,640
It's the Midwest.

675
00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:07,080
Yes.

676
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:07,800
What's the Midwest?

677
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:08,960
America's Midwest.

678
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:09,880
Yes, the fucking-

679
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,280
The final four tiers.

680
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,480
And if you look at like a satellite image of the Midwest.

681
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:13,800
It's just cornfields.

682
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:15,720
It's just like different like cornfield.

683
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:17,400
It looks like a maze of like cornfields.

684
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,760
Have you ever been to the Midwest?

685
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:19,320
No.

686
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:19,560
Bro.

687
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,320
Well, I've been to Chicago, but no.

688
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:22,360
I've been to Chicago too.

689
00:26:22,360 --> 00:26:23,160
I haven't been anywhere else.

690
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:30,280
Let me tell you, I- so I once drove from Albany down to Green Bay, Wisconsin.

691
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,960
You go through Indiana.

692
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,240
It's just all corn.

693
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,120
We did not pass through a town.

694
00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,800
Like I'm not like, if you're just taking the highway,

695
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,240
you don't get close to Indianapolis.

696
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,400
Like you're not, you're not near a city.

697
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:47,280
It is just desolate, flat land.

698
00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,960
And we went in like the winter.

699
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,920
It's, it was miserable.

700
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:51,240
Yeah.

701
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:56,840
Well, I was watching like driving videos of like in the planes.

702
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,280
And like-

703
00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:57,800
Damn.

704
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,120
It's good.

705
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:00,480
And like, you see how that would make you quit.

706
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,000
You don't see a tree or a mountain or anything.

707
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:06,240
I was fending so bad before I got this.

708
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,360
And there is the burn.

709
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:07,760
Yeah.

710
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:07,960
Yeah.

711
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,320
It's fucking wonderful.

712
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,320
It tastes like root beer too.

713
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,040
Like really good root beer.

714
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:13,720
It tastes like the root beer candies.

715
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,120
Yeah.

716
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:14,360
Yeah.

717
00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:16,160
That's what it tastes like.

718
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:16,360
Yeah.

719
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:19,960
So you could just like run in any direction in the Midwest.

720
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,360
And hit a cornfield.

721
00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:25,160
Until you die and you would just never see a tree or a mountain

722
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:27,240
and just be like the void.

723
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,280
Casey, not everywhere is New York.

724
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:29,840
Yeah.

725
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:30,520
No, but it is.

726
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,480
It is nuts though.

727
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,320
Like the central, like in terms of population.

728
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,280
And that's been true since as long as civilization has existed.

729
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,440
You always find civilization by water.

730
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,920
But like-

731
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,560
What did they do like back in the 70s when they didn't have cell phones?

732
00:27:44,560 --> 00:27:44,920
Like when they broke down-

733
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,520
They had pay phones.

734
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,080
But what-

735
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,400
No, they had, they, on the side of the highways.

736
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,880
If you ever see those like things that aren't the mile markers,

737
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:55,000
but there's just like a box, there's, there, there, there are pay phones

738
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,720
that are all the way down the highway.

739
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:57,120
Yeah.

740
00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:59,360
There's also, I mean, like there's still rest stops.

741
00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:04,120
Like it's not like you're, like there is infrastructure on the highway.

742
00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,760
It's not like you're just literally in the, I mean, you are in the middle of nowhere,

743
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:11,400
but like there's still basic human amenities to get by.

744
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:15,400
On the, on the interstate, but I'm talking about like a, like a less traveled road.

745
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:15,840
Yeah.

746
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:16,240
I mean, there are-

747
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:17,400
Just don't go there.

748
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:17,720
Yeah.

749
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:18,160
It's like-

750
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:19,880
Just don't go.

751
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:22,880
I remember me and my friends were joking around on the way back

752
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,520
because I drove through Indiana both times and it is literally just,

753
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:27,240
I can't even remember how long it was.

754
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:27,480
Yeah.

755
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:28,520
You go through a wormhole.

756
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,720
I can't tell you if it was one hour or fucking seven,

757
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:34,200
but like you're going through there and we were just making jokes

758
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,360
and it was like, how the fuck do people live in this?

759
00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:38,320
Like, how do you not kill yourself?

760
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,400
What is there to do?

761
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,080
Like serious.

762
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,400
And I guess it's because they haven't been exposed to like what civilization is like

763
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,320
and you live a simple life and you learn to like that, but-

764
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,600
We're a simple folk out, huh?

765
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:48,880
Yeah.

766
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:52,000
I mean, you can still build things and like occupy you.

767
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,600
They also fuck sheep.

768
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,920
Yeah, that's gotta be where the weird fucking people live.

769
00:28:57,920 --> 00:28:59,840
It's a lot of rural like old timey shit.

770
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:00,360
Okay.

771
00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:03,800
I have the- and I wish Dan were here because I know he'd fucking agree with me.

772
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:07,080
The entire Central US, those are the NPCs.

773
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,040
Dude, absolutely.

774
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:08,800
Those are the NPCs.

775
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:09,520
What the fuck is there?

776
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,680
They're not human.

777
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:14,120
Like you leave, you get past Chicago.

778
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,920
Sorry to our Midwest viewers.

779
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:17,680
Yeah, you go past Chicago.

780
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,800
You don't see a real person until you hit fucking Denver, Colorado.

781
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:26,000
Okay, that is all NPCs in there.

782
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,800
I'm coming out and saying it.

783
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:29,800
Hot take.

784
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,200
We probably just lost.

785
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,240
What if we just had like a huge viewership?

786
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:38,360
Bro, I want to go on a cross-country trip, but I feel like when I hit the Midwest, I

787
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,080
just have like a major panic attack for like the next two days.

788
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,080
Two days?

789
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,080
I mean, I'll drive.

790
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,080
I'll do it.

791
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:46,480
I drive through the fucking Midwest.

792
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:48,880
I'm talking podcast episode 100 in LA.

793
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,880
Hollywood.

794
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:55,440
Dude, the entire podcast, like we'll do a couple like, you know, tidbits throughout

795
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,200
the fucking the trip.

796
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,200
We'll be in the fucking thing.

797
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:01,400
We'll be recording it from our fucking car.

798
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,800
That's what me and Dan used to do.

799
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,240
We used to record in the ambulance.

800
00:30:04,240 --> 00:30:06,440
Dude, just imagine doing a whole cross-country thing.

801
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:09,600
We could take like fucking videos too and have them like companion pieces.

802
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,400
We got to get like an RV.

803
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,400
Yeah.

804
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,720
So there's this YouTuber I watch called Wendigoon.

805
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,760
Oh, I fucking love Wendigoon.

806
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:17,760
He's amazing.

807
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:18,760
Awesome.

808
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,120
He's been on the show before the Black Parade video.

809
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,120
So I'm actually on his Discord server.

810
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,240
That's how far back I'm on.

811
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,280
I like going through phases with him.

812
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,280
I watched him for a while.

813
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,280
I couldn't tell you what.

814
00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,520
I probably haven't watched him as long as you have, but he-

815
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:31,520
He's getting married.

816
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,520
Yeah, he did.

817
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,440
I saw that fucking.

818
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:37,440
But he went to every rainforest cafe.

819
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,360
No, that wasn't Wendigoon.

820
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,520
That was fuck.

821
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,720
Oh, you're right.

822
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,240
No, that wasn't Wendigoon.

823
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:44,240
No, that was-

824
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,240
Why the fuck did I think it?

825
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,240
Yeah, it was the dude.

826
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,240
Oh, Eddie Burrback.

827
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:48,600
No, it wasn't Eddie.

828
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:49,600
It was-

829
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,600
It wasn't Eddie?

830
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:52,480
No, it was him, and then there was the other guy.

831
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:53,480
It was two huge-

832
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,560
The guy who would slap on a chuckle sandwich.

833
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:57,560
Fucking-

834
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,560
I don't know his name.

835
00:30:58,560 --> 00:30:59,560
I don't watch him.

836
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,560
I don't watch Eddie Burrback.

837
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:02,040
I watch the other guy.

838
00:31:02,040 --> 00:31:03,040
Yeah.

839
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,040
Fuck, what the fuck's his name?

840
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,040
I don't know.

841
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,040
Not Charlie.

842
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:07,040
But we should do some shit like that.

843
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,040
Like, they did it, and they went into it super optimistic.

844
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,240
And by the end, they were like, I want to die.

845
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:16,360
And once they did the first one, and they saw the food was mediocre, and they had 17

846
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,000
more locations left to go to.

847
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:21,640
The only things that they knew that they were going to like was that they have one in Disneyland

848
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:22,640
and Disney World.

849
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:23,640
Yeah.

850
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:26,040
And it was just like, this is going to suck.

851
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,920
But no, I see what you mean with the panic attack thing.

852
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,520
Because when you reach that stretch of land, there's no mental stimulation.

853
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,880
And if I let my mind just sit still like that-

854
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:40,280
Well, there's just something about like driving, and I know there's like exits and stuff.

855
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:44,360
But if there's like a long time between exits, there's something about being trapped in between

856
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,720
the exits and like being in the middle of nowhere.

857
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:47,720
I love that.

858
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,720
I love that shit.

859
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:49,720
I love that shit.

860
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:54,680
Like, I fucking- if I want to break down in the middle of nowhere so I can just fucking

861
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,320
have like a camping adventure-

862
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,720
Well, you're fucking retarded.

863
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,720
Bro, there's nowhere to camp.

864
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:00,720
I'm retarded.

865
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,720
It's 2023, bro.

866
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,720
You can say retarded.

867
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:04,720
No, you can't.

868
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:05,720
It's 2023.

869
00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:06,720
Remember?

870
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,720
Fucking anti-cancel culture.

871
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,720
That's what Dan said.

872
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,720
No, we-

873
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:10,720
Retard.

874
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,720
I don't care what fucking Dan said.

875
00:32:11,720 --> 00:32:13,320
We're going to say it.

876
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,720
That fucking argument is retarded.

877
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,720
Fuck this.

878
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:16,720
You can't say that!

879
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:17,720
Fuck you cancel me.

880
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,880
I have no problem against retards.

881
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:24,720
I celebrated when the fucking 74% disabled guy won the fucking Maribot.

882
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:26,720
Look how fucking percentage retarded.

883
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,720
I don't know how.

884
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:28,720
I'll look into that and I'll get back to you.

885
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,720
I haven't talked-

886
00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:30,720
Yeah, what the fuck is percentage disabled?

887
00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:31,720
Like-

888
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:32,720
I've been talking too much.

889
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,720
You guys take over for a little bit.

890
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:34,720
I gotta get informed.

891
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,720
So, South Park, I saw the first couple episodes of the season.

892
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,720
They were talking about some of the same stuff that we were too.

893
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,720
Whoa!

894
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:44,720
With the fucking-

895
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:45,720
Holy shit.

896
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:46,720
They had like-

897
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:47,720
Wow!

898
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:48,720
Wow!

899
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:49,720
He did the smelling salt.

900
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,720
Wow.

901
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:52,720
They had like Cartman as Kanye.

902
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,220
How's Kanye doing by the way?

903
00:32:54,220 --> 00:32:55,720
Oh dude, we gotta look up Kanye.

904
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,720
He's been doing some weird shit recently.

905
00:32:58,720 --> 00:33:01,720
Let's see Kanye updates.

906
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,720
Kanye West.

907
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:08,720
I thought that mean that you sent me with like his kid or something.

908
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:09,720
Which one?

909
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,720
The one of him and Kim Kardashian.

910
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,720
Like how the kid that looked like Kanye.

911
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:19,720
Kanye West may have inspired dozens of anti-semitic incidents.

912
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:24,720
That's not a headline you want.

913
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:29,720
Kanye West, Adidas breakup, a huge opportunity for Nike.

914
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,720
Ooh.

915
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,720
Yeah, he lost his sponsorship, didn't he?

916
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,720
I don't know how he'd have any left.

917
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:38,720
He's sponsored by like the fourth one.

918
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,720
You think he's gonna be broke soon, right?

919
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,720
No, absolutely not.

920
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:45,720
He's got so much money.

921
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,720
Yeah, but he's fucking crazy.

922
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:54,720
Okay, yeah, it says first person around the world with a 76% disability to complete a marathon.

923
00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,720
And I mean he does look like he's disabled, like very clearly.

924
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:58,720
Oh, that guy?

925
00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,720
Yeah.

926
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,720
Yeah, I don't know what like, what the fuck?

927
00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:07,720
The top comment is the person with a 75% disability that completed it with him.

928
00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:08,720
Damn man.

929
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:14,720
So Kanye deleted all his Instagram photos except for one.

930
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:19,720
And it's just this picture and it says write a caption.

931
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:20,720
Dude, what the fuck?

932
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:22,720
What the fuck is that?

933
00:34:22,720 --> 00:34:23,720
He's gone.

934
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:24,720
He might just be hacked.

935
00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:25,720
Don't look like the hat man.

936
00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:28,720
Dude, it looks like a black hat man.

937
00:34:28,720 --> 00:34:32,720
Looks like a black cyberpunk hat man.

938
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:37,720
Speaking of that, do you see the DLCs coming out soon for your cyberpunk?

939
00:34:37,720 --> 00:34:39,720
I've heard about it.

940
00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:42,720
I'm actually trying to get back into that game.

941
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,720
Dude, it's so fucking good.

942
00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:50,720
Although, you gotta add the pericausal horse.

943
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:54,720
You also fucking say that Pan Am isn't the best girl, so you're excited.

944
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:57,720
Nah, I'm a fucking Judy Alvarez.

945
00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,720
I'm a Judy Alvarez guy for the day.

946
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:00,720
No fucking way.

947
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:02,720
Pan Am, she's my girl.

948
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,720
Did you watch Harry Potter 5?

949
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:07,720
I've been sleeping a lot actually.

950
00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:12,720
I went through a super depressive phase after I thought my hamster died.

951
00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:22,720
I was in a really bad place, so I went to work, got home and slept for the last two weeks.

952
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:24,720
I was fucked up.

953
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:28,720
I just started feeling better two days ago.

954
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:29,720
Please take care of homies.

955
00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:33,720
You listen to enough of my breakdowns in the fucking group chat.

956
00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:39,720
I was like, my fucking hamster, I thought she died and I was real upset.

957
00:35:39,720 --> 00:35:42,720
I literally cried.

958
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:43,720
Oh my god.

959
00:35:43,720 --> 00:35:45,720
Yeah, it was a good time.

960
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:48,720
The next day, she decides to fucking wake up.

961
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:50,720
I was alive the whole time.

962
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:52,720
What the fuck?

963
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,720
I cried for you.

964
00:35:54,720 --> 00:36:00,720
Remember the scene in Grand Theft Auto when Trevor finds out that Michael's alive?

965
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,720
He's like, I cried for you.

966
00:36:02,720 --> 00:36:05,720
That's how I felt when my hamster came back.

967
00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,720
I thought you were dead.

968
00:36:08,720 --> 00:36:13,720
I cried for you.

969
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:16,720
I did the fucking stupidest thing this week.

970
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:21,720
I got a fucking text from my credit card, my bank.

971
00:36:21,720 --> 00:36:23,720
It's definitely not your bank, is it?

972
00:36:23,720 --> 00:36:31,720
Yeah, I said my fucking fraud alert for $64 for a fucking Xbox, which is like a video game, right?

973
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,720
Yeah.

974
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:36,720
I'm like, I didn't pay for it in a fucking game recently.

975
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:41,720
And I canceled my fucking card and it turns out I just pre-ordered Resident Evil 4.

976
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:45,720
Who's fucking in here?

977
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:50,720
And the kind of thing that's like, your card is being charged today for Resident Evil 4.

978
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,720
I was like, fuck.

979
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:56,720
It's like cut up my fucking debit card.

980
00:36:56,720 --> 00:37:01,720
Oh man, I lost my debit card the night I got fucking roofied. That happened too.

981
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,720
That happened too since I haven't done it.

982
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:06,720
Tell us about that.

983
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:12,720
I don't know how much detail I want to go into there, but those things are fucking, those things are wild.

984
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:17,720
All I'll say about roofies is that I had one sip of it.

985
00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:24,720
I had one fucking sip and I was very, very gone pretty quickly.

986
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:25,720
Did you see that hat man?

987
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:28,720
I didn't see the hat man. It was not a pleasant trip.

988
00:37:28,720 --> 00:37:35,720
Well, because I was currently, I mean, I was in the process of figuring out why I felt so drunk after only having three beers.

989
00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:39,720
And then also realizing that my girlfriend was no longer next to me.

990
00:37:39,720 --> 00:37:40,720
Oh, that's a bad time.

991
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:47,720
And then found her with the group of friends that I was hanging out with, one of which I know none of their names, by the way.

992
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:59,720
They were, one of them was friends with one of her friends from class and she chugged her beer with some like other female friend that happened to be there.

993
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,720
So she was very fucked up.

994
00:38:01,720 --> 00:38:06,720
And neither of us really remember that much of the night and I went to work the next day.

995
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:13,720
And I remember, I must have been a sound mind because I would have had to have scraped the fucking windshield of my car off and I asked my partner, I had that day if I seemed okay.

996
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:19,720
And they said that there was nothing wrong with me, but I don't remember driving to work the following morning either.

997
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:25,720
You fucking were real fucking on the text messages that you're sending us to like you're fucking like.

998
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,720
Well, I didn't text you guys the night that that happened.

999
00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:33,720
No, like the next morning you were still fucking like when you were texting us like you're like this is what's going on.

1000
00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:35,720
And I'm like, what?

1001
00:38:35,720 --> 00:38:40,720
And he like, like it was like real like jumbled like fucking like words.

1002
00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:49,720
Well, I kind of knew that she got roofied, but I didn't really suspect that I had like I kind of thought I was in the clear.

1003
00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,720
And then just put in there.

1004
00:38:51,720 --> 00:39:05,720
And then as the day had gone by, I realized that I may have been a little bit fucked up, but it's kind of crazy man because had that day not I mean, had I not noticed what was going on, probably like 45 seconds earlier.

1005
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:12,720
I don't know if I would have been able to get my girlfriend out of there and that kind of scares you as to what could have happened.

1006
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:18,720
Like I came by at the perfect fucking time, but like it still wasn't good.

1007
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:20,720
It was not good.

1008
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:26,720
I'm leaving out some of the less good details, but it's yeah, it was not it was not a fun experience.

1009
00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:29,720
I'm probably not going to be going out to bars for a while.

1010
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:31,720
I just don't go to bars.

1011
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:41,720
It's kind of nuts though, you don't realize how prevalent it is until like she started talking to a handful of her friends and every one of her friends either has been roofied or like their best friend has been.

1012
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:44,720
My girlfriend keeps on being like, who took me out to bars?

1013
00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,720
I'm like, no, she's like, why?

1014
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,720
I'm like, you'll get fucking roofied.

1015
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:53,720
Well, you can like take her out to a place where like you sit down and like you could go to like a pub.

1016
00:39:53,720 --> 00:39:57,720
You can go to a pub, but like or even beer garden.

1017
00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:59,720
That would be sketchy to me.

1018
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:03,720
If you go to a place where you sit down at a table, Patrick's you're not.

1019
00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:04,720
Yeah, like that.

1020
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:05,720
Yes.

1021
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,720
Yes, that would be a good place.

1022
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:09,720
I mean, that's pretty much where I go.

1023
00:40:09,720 --> 00:40:12,720
Like if I'm actually going to go to someplace, I go to Patrick's.

1024
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:13,720
That's a great place.

1025
00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:14,720
Their their wings are phenomenal there.

1026
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:16,720
Good people to those for me, my guy.

1027
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:18,720
Yeah, wait, I want to try it.

1028
00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:19,720
Let me let me give it a try.

1029
00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:25,720
So you're literally just winding it up here and then just slamming down on slamming down there on the edge.

1030
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:29,720
Okay, where do you do you just hit it with like the bottom of your palm?

1031
00:40:29,720 --> 00:40:31,720
I hit it with yeah, right there.

1032
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,720
Okay, I'm going to move it over here.

1033
00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,720
So I.

1034
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:37,720
Oh, oh my God.

1035
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:40,720
Oh, we got it on shit.

1036
00:40:40,720 --> 00:40:41,720
You're not going to try it.

1037
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:42,720
I just did.

1038
00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,720
No, I don't fucking bro.

1039
00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:47,720
It fucking works.

1040
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:54,720
This this episode has been brought to you by blasto butter by a honeykin premium logger by outlaw.

1041
00:40:54,720 --> 00:41:01,720
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1042
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Prancer sponsor Wal ward smelling salts bottled in Sanity XL ammonia inhalant.

1043
00:41:10,720 --> 00:41:15,720
So Joe Rogan, let's talk about life is strange.

1044
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:20,720
So can you give us a quick rundown on what actually life is strange is.

1045
00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:24,720
So which one are we talking about one or true colors?

1046
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:26,720
I never even paid attention to true colors.

1047
00:41:26,720 --> 00:41:29,720
So life is strange is life.

1048
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:31,720
We'll start with life is strange one.

1049
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:34,720
You play as this chick named Max Caulfield.

1050
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,720
The most boring person on the planet.

1051
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:37,720
I would.

1052
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,720
I'd agree with that.

1053
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,720
I would that game has an age well.

1054
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:49,720
I don't I don't really think is finally if life is strange one, but it's essentially this high school drama kind of 14 and this is sad.

1055
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:53,720
That that is kind of the vibe of the game, but it still has a really good story to it.

1056
00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,720
No, what doesn't it does?

1057
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:56,720
Yeah, it doesn't.

1058
00:41:56,720 --> 00:42:01,720
You have this sacrifice the entire town for this fucking cunt spoilers.

1059
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:04,720
But no, that that game.

1060
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:10,720
I like I said, I tried playing the remaster because I remembered it fondly when I played it when it like came out.

1061
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:16,720
But that came as an age dwell true colors is a lot better because one, the graphical improvements are there.

1062
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:20,720
The facial interactions work better instead of the power being rewinding time.

1063
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,720
That was the whole thing with life is strange one.

1064
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:27,720
Your character could rewind time to like fucking make different decisions and shit.

1065
00:42:27,720 --> 00:42:30,720
So also someone jumps off fucking roof.

1066
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:38,720
You don't just rewind it back and forth to just fucking see your smash or fucking no, you don't have the power in that part.

1067
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:42,720
That's why that was like kind of a really not story moment.

1068
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,720
That was like the ending of episode two or three out of five.

1069
00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:52,720
And yeah, it's you needed to like actually pay attention to what this because like she said I'm gonna kill myself.

1070
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:53,720
That's what Tyler would say.

1071
00:42:53,720 --> 00:42:54,720
Like she didn't like want to kill herself.

1072
00:42:54,720 --> 00:43:01,720
But this chick like pretty much just got like she was like a virgin and like very religious and like I can't remember.

1073
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:05,720
She got like a bunch of pictures of her nude and she's like, I don't remember this happening.

1074
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:06,720
I think I got kidnapped or something.

1075
00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:14,720
If I can remember correctly, I think I got kidnapped and like, but like you'd have conversations and she talked to you about like her family and shit.

1076
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:21,720
And you needed to pay attention to what she said because if you went up to the top and she'd be like, you need to like think about your brothers that care so much about you.

1077
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:24,720
And then she'd be like, I have two sisters.

1078
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:25,720
I don't fucking have a brother.

1079
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:27,720
Like you don't even fucking know me.

1080
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:28,720
Why?

1081
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:29,720
Like why are you up on this roof?

1082
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:30,720
I met you last week.

1083
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:38,720
But like if you remembered everything that she had said and gotten the answers right, which I did completely by guessing.

1084
00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:43,720
But like what most people did is because you rely so heavily on this rewind thing.

1085
00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:46,720
That they take that away for like 30 seconds.

1086
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:51,720
Like it shows you like what people chose and like what happened in their game at the end of each episode.

1087
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:56,720
Like it's like 67% of players have this happen like 67% of players.

1088
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,720
It's like a telltale game.

1089
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:01,720
Yeah, it does the telltale thing like walking dead, all those fucking games.

1090
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,720
But back to the future telltale game was actually pretty good.

1091
00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:07,720
Most people had that chick eat herself off the roof though.

1092
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:12,720
And unfortunately, I feel like they kind of knew that like I feel like they were expecting that.

1093
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:16,720
I feel like they were expecting more people to get her like not have her die.

1094
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:20,720
Like you can kind of tell that the game was pushing for her to be like a bigger part of the story.

1095
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:23,720
But if she dies, it really doesn't impact the story.

1096
00:44:23,720 --> 00:44:26,720
It's just not in the game for the rest of it.

1097
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:30,720
But I can't pay attention to those kind of games.

1098
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:36,720
So this motherfucker, let's not forget about Miss Blue-haired fucking femme fatale.

1099
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,720
Yeah.

1100
00:44:37,720 --> 00:44:39,720
Let's talk about her.

1101
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:43,720
I did like the comment you made about how she was a better person when she was disabled.

1102
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,720
I kind of agree.

1103
00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:51,720
But I mean that was a devastating part of the game because you swapped her dad's life essentially with hers.

1104
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:55,720
Because it's all about like the butterfly effect and it's like you're changing the past.

1105
00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:58,720
Because like I can't remember it's like an episode four or five.

1106
00:44:58,720 --> 00:45:01,720
You get the ability because she has this fucking Polaroid camera because she has to be in it.

1107
00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:05,720
That you can look at fucking pictures and go like the fucking power doesn't make sense.

1108
00:45:05,720 --> 00:45:09,720
Yeah, no that and the other thing is the game never explains the power.

1109
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:13,720
Like you're never searching for like why you have this power or anything.

1110
00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:16,720
You don't like turn into a superhero.

1111
00:45:16,720 --> 00:45:21,720
It's just an ability you have to try to deal with the issues that present themselves currently in your life.

1112
00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,720
Dude, it's literally...

1113
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,720
You can break the illusion.

1114
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,720
Like yes, there's some plot holes there.

1115
00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,720
Like you need to have some imagination.

1116
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:32,720
And look, Life is Strange 1 sucks.

1117
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:33,720
There we go.

1118
00:45:33,720 --> 00:45:36,720
Life is Strange, true colors on the other hand.

1119
00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:38,720
I do not believe sucked.

1120
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:42,720
It was a game where instead of your power being and this is gonna sound really stupid

1121
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:45,720
and I know Tyler's gonna pop off the deep end here.

1122
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:50,720
But it's essentially your character has this power where they can sense other people's emotions.

1123
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:54,720
Like if they get really fucking angry, they'll get like a red aura.

1124
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:58,720
You can do that in real life without fucking feeling auras.

1125
00:45:58,720 --> 00:46:03,720
But, but it's not like everybody else is oblivious to other people's emotions.

1126
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:05,720
They're still human, you can tell that.

1127
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:09,720
But it's like people who are masking how they're feeling and shit, she can still see that.

1128
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,720
You can still do that!

1129
00:46:11,720 --> 00:46:14,720
But that's not the main power, let me finish.

1130
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:17,720
She can take those emotions away from that person to make them more...

1131
00:46:17,720 --> 00:46:19,720
And I feel that herself.

1132
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:20,720
Yes.

1133
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,720
Yes, I've seen gameplay of it.

1134
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,720
It looks fucking retarded.

1135
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:24,720
She's an idiot.

1136
00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:29,720
It can be used story-wise, it can be used well.

1137
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:34,720
That's all I'm saying is that the game, that game at True Colors is a very good plot.

1138
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:39,720
The graphics are phenomenal and the one thing I will give all of the games, except for two, two sucked.

1139
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:46,720
They all, if you like indie music and I'm a fucking indie music slut, they all have phenomenal soundtracks.

1140
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,720
Like really, really good like acoustic shit.

1141
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,720
It's not your cup of tea, Tyler.

1142
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:52,720
Debatable.

1143
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:56,720
You are too angry to like that kind of music!

1144
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,720
I love indie music.

1145
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,720
I don't like the fucking indie music that they chose.

1146
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:02,720
You should start playing Life is Strange.

1147
00:47:02,720 --> 00:47:03,720
No.

1148
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:07,720
There is a select group of people, which I'm sure Tyler...

1149
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:10,720
14 year old girls who are suicidal.

1150
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:14,720
Yeah, Tyler's gonna throw me into a click here for not...

1151
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:15,720
I'm not the only...

1152
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:18,720
Never mind, I'm not gonna give you what you want.

1153
00:47:18,720 --> 00:47:21,720
I'm not the only 14 year old girl!

1154
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:26,720
You are not that game's designated audience.

1155
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:28,720
You would have zero interest in this game.

1156
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,720
You would fucking rip it apart more than I am.

1157
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:32,720
I don't think he'd rip it apart.

1158
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:34,720
I just don't think he'd know what he would be doing.

1159
00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:35,720
I think I just wouldn't play it.

1160
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,720
You'd get bored in the first five minutes.

1161
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:40,720
You'd be like, wait, so I don't really get it gone.

1162
00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,720
You'd be like, what the fuck?

1163
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:43,720
I can't do this to him.

1164
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:46,720
Bro, I can't do games that are just like interaction.

1165
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:48,720
So, fucking blue-haired bitch.

1166
00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:52,720
Fucking the worst character I think ever made.

1167
00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:54,720
She's an awful person.

1168
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:57,720
Her politics are fucking retarded.

1169
00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:58,720
Fucking...

1170
00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:01,720
Well, you know what I like to be is most of the people in these games are Democrats,

1171
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:05,720
except for the people, and they definitely do demonize the right way.

1172
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:06,720
Oh, absolutely.

1173
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:08,720
Like, her fucking stepdad.

1174
00:48:08,720 --> 00:48:10,720
But also, she's like, what?

1175
00:48:10,720 --> 00:48:12,720
I want you out of my life.

1176
00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:14,720
Actually, I want you out of my mom's life.

1177
00:48:14,720 --> 00:48:15,720
Fuck you!

1178
00:48:15,720 --> 00:48:16,720
And then he goes, smack.

1179
00:48:16,720 --> 00:48:18,720
And she's like, this is the worst day of my life.

1180
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:23,720
It's just like, no, you have consequences for your actions, cunt.

1181
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:24,720
Like, fucking...

1182
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:27,720
And then at the end, I always fucking liked that guy.

1183
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:30,720
He was a hard ass on her, but in the end, he fucking...

1184
00:48:30,720 --> 00:48:31,720
He saved her ass.

1185
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,720
Yeah, he comes and saves her, and you gotta rewind time,

1186
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:37,720
because otherwise he'll get fucking dragged up by the fucking main villain of the game.

1187
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:38,720
Oh, yeah.

1188
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:41,720
But also, he comes in and you want to know how he saves the day?

1189
00:48:41,720 --> 00:48:43,720
With a gun!

1190
00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:46,720
The whole game is fucking...

1191
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:47,720
It is, it's all like...

1192
00:48:47,720 --> 00:48:49,720
Do you get a gun? Do you get to shoot things?

1193
00:48:49,720 --> 00:48:50,720
No.

1194
00:48:50,720 --> 00:48:52,720
No, but fucking blue-haired bitch...

1195
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,720
No, the real man...

1196
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,720
...gets the job done.

1197
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:59,720
My favorite fucking thing in the entire fucking game

1198
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:02,720
is you fucking go to a junkyard and she has a fucking pistol.

1199
00:49:02,720 --> 00:49:04,720
And then she goes like, I thought you hate guns.

1200
00:49:04,720 --> 00:49:06,720
And she's like, no.

1201
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:07,720
I thought it's your fur gun control.

1202
00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:09,720
She's like, yeah, I'm fur gun control.

1203
00:49:09,720 --> 00:49:12,720
I think I should control the gun.

1204
00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:16,720
Then she's to shoot herself later in the fucking day.

1205
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,720
And she just goes, stupid gun.

1206
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:19,720
It's like, no!

1207
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,720
You fucking shot a metal surface at a fucking angle.

1208
00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:25,720
The bullet's gonna ricochet you fucking imbecile.

1209
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,720
Thank God your best friend has a time rewind.

1210
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:28,720
Yeah.

1211
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:30,720
And she's like, oh, I shot myself!

1212
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,720
I shot myself! Back up!

1213
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:33,720
Back up! I shot myself!

1214
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:35,720
I fucking shot myself in the fucking night.

1215
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:39,720
I will say, and Max just goes, stupid gun.

1216
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:43,720
If there's one thing I have to say though, the game has a good plot.

1217
00:49:43,720 --> 00:49:45,720
It's a good mystery.

1218
00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:46,720
It's a good mystery.

1219
00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,720
It's the fucking red herring from the beginning.

1220
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:50,720
Does the fucking thing.

1221
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:51,720
No.

1222
00:49:51,720 --> 00:49:52,720
Also the fucking teacher.

1223
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:55,720
Of course he's the fucking bad guy.

1224
00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:58,720
He looks like a rapist murderer.

1225
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:00,720
He says, he everything that he says.

1226
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,720
You're like, oh, this guy's a murder raper.

1227
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:03,720
This guy's.

1228
00:50:03,720 --> 00:50:05,720
So how much do you know about true colors?

1229
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:07,720
I've seen the powers.

1230
00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:09,720
I've seen the.

1231
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:10,720
That's me.

1232
00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:11,720
I've seen the trailer for it.

1233
00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:12,720
Well, you ever played Detroit?

1234
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:14,720
I'm gonna hop out for a second.

1235
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:15,720
Detroit Become Human?

1236
00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:16,720
Yeah.

1237
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:17,720
Yeah, I've seen.

1238
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:18,720
I played that a little bit.

1239
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:19,720
I do want to play that.

1240
00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:22,720
It's like that kind of with, it's more about like,

1241
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:23,720
to Jamaican.

1242
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:24,720
Yeah, with robots.

1243
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:25,720
Yeah.

1244
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:26,720
Yeah.

1245
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:31,720
It's basically, Detroit Become Human is life is strange for adults and people who

1246
00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:33,720
have more than three brain cells.

1247
00:50:33,720 --> 00:50:35,720
Yeah, more political.

1248
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:38,720
This same amount of political, the same amount of political life.

1249
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:39,720
It's strange political.

1250
00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,720
Yes.

1251
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:41,720
Very political.

1252
00:50:41,720 --> 00:50:43,720
So should I play it?

1253
00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:44,720
No.

1254
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:50,720
I mean, you'd agree with the politics, but you'd also be like, this bitch is 14 and annoying.

1255
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:52,720
Well, what's it about?

1256
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:54,720
What do you think of guns?

1257
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:56,720
Do you think that we should have guns?

1258
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:58,720
I think guns are sexy.

1259
00:50:58,720 --> 00:51:00,720
I'm sorry, baby.

1260
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:02,720
Do you own guns?

1261
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:03,720
I have a BB gun.

1262
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:04,720
I got a Glock.

1263
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,720
You should get a real gun, like a man.

1264
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:08,720
I got a gun that looks like a gun.

1265
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,720
So if I ever have someone breaking my house,

1266
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:12,720
Yeah, and then they call it a real gun.

1267
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,720
What the fuck do you do then?

1268
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:16,720
Fucking shoot him in the face with a fucking BB gun.

1269
00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:17,720
Nah, man.

1270
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:20,720
Nah, you got to get a shotgun, rifle and a pistol.

1271
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:21,720
That's what you need to get.

1272
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:24,720
Yeah, I've actually talked to his girlfriend.

1273
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,720
Me and you, we got to go out to the gun store.

1274
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:29,720
I'll pick out a couple guns for you and you should get them.

1275
00:51:29,720 --> 00:51:30,720
Yeah, okay.

1276
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:35,720
How about I just, we go to the shooting range and I fucking shoot a gun.

1277
00:51:35,720 --> 00:51:39,720
How do we get you an actual gun so you can own a gun?

1278
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:42,720
Well, why can't I just fucking try shooting a gun?

1279
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:46,720
Because you can shoot a gun that you own.

1280
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:49,720
You can buy a gun and shoot it.

1281
00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:51,720
What if I don't want a gun?

1282
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,720
What if I just want to fucking try shooting it?

1283
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:55,720
You're a fucking pussy if you don't want a gun.

1284
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:56,720
Oh my god.

1285
00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:57,720
Guns are what made America what we are.

1286
00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:59,720
I can't even reason with you.

1287
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:03,720
We have more guns than fucking the rest of the world combined.

1288
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:05,720
That's a good thing.

1289
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:07,720
You know why we have guns, KC?

1290
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:10,720
Because they're out of control.

1291
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:12,720
Shut the fuck up.

1292
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:15,720
No, the reasoning why we have guns.

1293
00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:18,720
Because 1776 brother, when they fucking...

1294
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:21,720
1776 will rise again.

1295
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:26,720
But no, but the reason why we have guns is so that we can fight a tyrannical government.

1296
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:28,720
But the government is already corrupt, bro.

1297
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:30,720
Then shoot your government officials.

1298
00:52:30,720 --> 00:52:32,720
Oh, I just need Minecraft.

1299
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:34,720
Here we go.

1300
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:36,720
Oh, man.

1301
00:52:36,720 --> 00:52:38,720
Yeah, I probably beat that one out.

1302
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:43,720
We have to wrap this podcast for a special message by the NSA.

1303
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:49,720
This podcast is in no way encouraging you to shoot your government officials.

1304
00:52:49,720 --> 00:52:54,720
Don't shoot your government officials.

1305
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:58,720
Bro, but fucking... what were we talking about?

1306
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:00,720
Guns.

1307
00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:04,720
Bro, back in 1776 they needed that shit.

1308
00:53:04,720 --> 00:53:06,720
It was fucking 2023.

1309
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:08,720
We still need that shit.

1310
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:10,720
Because the government's corrupt, right?

1311
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:11,720
Yeah.

1312
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:13,720
But we're not fucking doing anything about it.

1313
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:14,720
We can.

1314
00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:15,720
Then why don't we?

1315
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:18,720
They fucking did on January 6th, didn't they?

1316
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:19,720
Yeah, they did.

1317
00:53:19,720 --> 00:53:21,720
But you're against it, buddy.

1318
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:24,720
I'm against it because I don't agree with their political views.

1319
00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:28,720
You fucking just did your own goddamn fucking...

1320
00:53:28,720 --> 00:53:30,720
You fucking imbecile.

1321
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:32,720
You motherfucker.

1322
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:36,720
You fucking contradicted yourself there, buddy.

1323
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:38,720
What was that?

1324
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:42,720
But now it's like everybody who says anything against the government is like...

1325
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,720
Silenced.

1326
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:44,720
Yeah.

1327
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:52,720
If you get fucking hundreds, thousands, maybe millions, they can't stop you all.

1328
00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:53,720
Exactly.

1329
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:58,720
But when people start coming together, that's when the government shuts them down.

1330
00:53:58,720 --> 00:54:01,720
Yeah, but you can't stop them all.

1331
00:54:01,720 --> 00:54:03,720
Can't catch them all.

1332
00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:07,720
Dude, remember during the riots in Albany when we were there?

1333
00:54:07,720 --> 00:54:08,720
Yeah.

1334
00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,720
Think about how many cops that we have in Albany.

1335
00:54:10,720 --> 00:54:12,720
And then think about how many rioters there were.

1336
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:14,720
You couldn't stop it.

1337
00:54:14,720 --> 00:54:16,720
You could just kind of contain it.

1338
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:18,720
What do you say?

1339
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:19,720
What?

1340
00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,720
I got a piss.

1341
00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:24,720
But it's like the same thing as that.

1342
00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:26,720
How many people were fucking rioting?

1343
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:28,720
Over 100, do you think?

1344
00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:29,720
Yeah, hundreds.

1345
00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,720
Yeah, there's probably a couple hundred there.

1346
00:54:31,720 --> 00:54:32,720
Maybe...

1347
00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:35,720
I wouldn't say a thousand, but I'd say over 500 people.

1348
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:36,720
Yeah.

1349
00:54:36,720 --> 00:54:41,720
But the entirety of the staff of Albany's police department is probably like 150.

1350
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:42,720
I don't know.

1351
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:43,720
150.

1352
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:45,720
Well, yeah, but they're not all on at the same time.

1353
00:54:45,720 --> 00:54:47,720
That's probably only 30 cops on.

1354
00:54:47,720 --> 00:54:52,720
Yeah, there's only 30 cops on to fucking take on 500 plus people.

1355
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,720
Yeah.

1356
00:54:53,720 --> 00:54:55,720
Like it's the same kind of thing.

1357
00:54:55,720 --> 00:54:56,720
Exactly.

1358
00:54:56,720 --> 00:54:59,720
That's why they fucking let that guy in the Capitol because they knew they had to kind

1359
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:02,720
of go about this peacefully.

1360
00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:03,720
Yeah.

1361
00:55:03,720 --> 00:55:06,720
It's a fucking...

1362
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:10,720
But the government has the fucking military behind them.

1363
00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:17,720
So, if it was a bunch of leftists that fucking attacked the Capitol, you would have been okay

1364
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:18,720
with it.

1365
00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:19,720
No.

1366
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:20,720
Yeah, you would have.

1367
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:21,720
No.

1368
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:22,720
Yes, you would.

1369
00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:23,720
No.

1370
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:24,720
You're lying.

1371
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:25,720
I never said I supported attacking the Capitol.

1372
00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:26,720
I do.

1373
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:28,720
You support attacking the Capitol.

1374
00:55:28,720 --> 00:55:29,720
I do.

1375
00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:30,720
Oh my God.

1376
00:55:30,720 --> 00:55:35,720
Well, it's because when you don't agree with the establishment.

1377
00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:36,720
I don't.

1378
00:55:36,720 --> 00:55:38,720
Then you want to overthrow it.

1379
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:41,720
I didn't even agree with the establishment when Trump was in it.

1380
00:55:41,720 --> 00:55:46,720
Well, that whole thing was about okay, because they thought Trump won the election because

1381
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:49,720
there was like fake votes and shit.

1382
00:55:49,720 --> 00:55:51,720
Wish it could have been.

1383
00:55:51,720 --> 00:55:52,720
But...

1384
00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:54,720
And so he told people to overthrow the government.

1385
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:56,720
Yeah.

1386
00:55:56,720 --> 00:55:57,720
And they did.

1387
00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:59,720
They did not.

1388
00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:01,720
They metaphorically overthrew the government.

1389
00:56:01,720 --> 00:56:03,720
That's not a fucking thing.

1390
00:56:03,720 --> 00:56:07,720
You either overthrow a government or it doesn't get overthrown, Casey.

1391
00:56:07,720 --> 00:56:08,720
That's not a fucking thing.

1392
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:10,720
They had a coup d'etat.

1393
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:13,720
That is not a fucking thing, Casey.

1394
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:17,720
That is not how that fucking works, Casey.

1395
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:21,720
You either get all of it or none of it.

1396
00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:22,720
It's not a...

1397
00:56:22,720 --> 00:56:25,720
Well, there's seeds of it actually.

1398
00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:30,720
No, it's either something happened or something didn't happen and something didn't happen.

1399
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:32,720
You fucking asshole.

1400
00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:37,720
Well, if leftists overthrew the government, well, if they attack the Capitol building,

1401
00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:41,720
right, I wouldn't agree with that because I'm not like for violence.

1402
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:42,720
I am.

1403
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:44,720
Okay.

1404
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:53,720
I think that the people who attacked the Capitol attacked the right people for the wrong reasons.

1405
00:56:53,720 --> 00:56:54,720
No.

1406
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:55,720
Yes.

1407
00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:56,720
Yes.

1408
00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:57,720
They didn't attack the right...

1409
00:56:57,720 --> 00:57:00,720
Well, they attacked the United States government.

1410
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:01,720
Which is...

1411
00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:02,720
They attacked the wrong reasons.

1412
00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:07,720
They attacked the right people for the wrong reasons.

1413
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:10,720
So you're saying you support attack on the government?

1414
00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:11,720
No.

1415
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:14,720
I don't see what you're saying here.

1416
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:20,720
Are you backing the military or are you backing the rioters?

1417
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:23,720
We're on a public podcast right now.

1418
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,720
Well, publicly state your views, Tyler.

1419
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:30,720
I can't publicly state my views.

1420
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:38,720
Because the feds might be listening.

1421
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:46,720
I'm not going to say exactly what I'm trying to say, but I think you can understand what

1422
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:51,720
I'm trying to say by not saying anything.

1423
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:53,720
Well, you support the rioters.

1424
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:55,720
No, I don't support the rioters.

1425
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,720
Because you want to overthrow the government.

1426
00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:58,720
I don't want to overthrow the government.

1427
00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:01,720
I don't want the government to start listening to the people that they're supposed to be

1428
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:02,720
fucking with you.

1429
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,720
Obviously, you want to reform the government, but we should do it peacefully, though.

1430
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:06,720
Fuck peacefully.

1431
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:09,720
We've done things fucking peacefully for too long.

1432
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:11,720
There's going to be another civil war.

1433
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:12,720
They're really going to be the...

1434
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:13,720
Between who?

1435
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,720
The fucking Republicans and the Democrats?

1436
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,720
It's not going to be the North and the South anymore.

1437
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,720
It's going to be like fucking like pockets everywhere.

1438
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,720
It's just going to be like one of those things.

1439
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,720
I think it will be political.

1440
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:25,720
Very political.

1441
00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,720
Yeah, that's what the fucking first civil war was too, Casey.

1442
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:30,720
Are you fucking...

1443
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,720
Rather than regional, I mean.

1444
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:34,720
Yeah, it'll be political.

1445
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:39,720
But that's so hard to have a war because everybody's spread amongst each other.

1446
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:41,720
You can't have territory and shit.

1447
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,720
It'll be like the Irish...

1448
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:48,720
It will be more of a political war in the Senate or in the government.

1449
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:53,720
It'll be like the Irish Civil War, where they do car bombs and shit.

1450
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,720
They're cootie-tat.

1451
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:58,720
Have the new founding fathers in the purge.

1452
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,720
Do you think you would participate in the purge?

1453
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,720
Absolutely.

1454
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,720
There's a couple people that...

1455
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:06,720
Oh my god.

1456
00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:09,720
That things need to happen.

1457
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:14,720
That I would definitely not do unless the purge was a thing.

1458
00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:17,720
That movie is so outlandish.

1459
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:21,720
Oh, it's absolutely outlandish, but if we did have the purge,

1460
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,720
I'd take care of a couple things.

1461
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,720
It shows you what can happen if...

1462
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,720
Would you purge?

1463
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,720
No.

1464
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,720
Why not?

1465
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:33,720
It'd be so fun.

1466
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,720
Because I don't want to kill people.

1467
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,720
I don't want to kill people.

1468
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,720
You could throw a fire bomb at a fucking Walmart or something.

1469
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,720
It'd be kind of fun.

1470
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:48,720
Well, maybe I'll have a fucking GameStop.

1471
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:51,720
Damn, dude, you gotta say that.

1472
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,720
I think Don Juan's made it to the Honolulu.

1473
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:57,720
Don Juan definitely got fucking made.

1474
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:00,720
They got a fucking APB out on Don Juan.

1475
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:01,720
They do.

1476
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,720
And they have a fucking Honolulu GameStop.

1477
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:07,720
And the fucking Honolulu shopping center.

1478
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,720
Yeah.

1479
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:11,720
They fucking...

1480
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:12,720
That was bad.

1481
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:14,720
He got made.

1482
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:18,720
Bro, he's like, hold on a second, I'm gonna call the cops.

1483
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:20,720
Yeah, hold on a second.

1484
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,720
We're like, get out.

1485
01:00:21,720 --> 01:00:24,720
Pull him out.

1486
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,720
Bro, I think...

1487
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:30,720
Did you know Trump was the first president to be in Peach twice?

1488
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:31,720
Yeah.

1489
01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,720
The only president to be in Peach twice?

1490
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:35,720
Yep.

1491
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,720
And now he's going to jail.

1492
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:38,720
He's not.

1493
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:39,720
He is, though.

1494
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:40,720
He's not going to jail.

1495
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:41,720
Wow.

1496
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:42,720
How old is he?

1497
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,720
75?

1498
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:45,720
76?

1499
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:48,720
Yeah, he's gonna fucking...

1500
01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:50,720
People want to control...

1501
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:53,720
People, when they get older, they just want to control the world.

1502
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,720
Because it's like, what's left?

1503
01:00:56,720 --> 01:00:58,720
You've already done everything.

1504
01:00:58,720 --> 01:00:59,720
You've already accomplished everything.

1505
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,720
76, I was right.

1506
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:06,720
He already has the money that all the money he could ever want.

1507
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:11,720
So...

1508
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:18,720
I don't think Dan's coming.

1509
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:19,720
Why?

1510
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:20,720
He hasn't responded.

1511
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:25,720
I mean, I haven't texted him anything, but he hasn't said anything for like two hours.

1512
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,720
I think he's just trying to get his work done.

1513
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:30,720
Yo, what up, bro?

1514
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:31,720
He's turned into a dump.

1515
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,720
We're back, though.

1516
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:33,720
You all right?

1517
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:34,720
We're good.

1518
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:37,720
My girlfriend called me because she was really high.

1519
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:43,720
And this is this guy who drives a BMW outside of her apartment.

1520
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:48,720
And his fucking car alarm goes off like, I'm not kidding you, 30 times a day.

1521
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:54,720
And she's been trying to study, and she's like, Alex, I'm calling you because I need you to calm me down.

1522
01:01:54,720 --> 01:01:58,720
I'm about to go up there and start yelling Spanish at him.

1523
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,720
She only does that if she's real pissed off.

1524
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:01,720
So we calmed her down.

1525
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:02,720
What's the point of that, though?

1526
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,720
Because people can't understand it.

1527
01:02:04,720 --> 01:02:07,720
Oh, no, she was just saying how angry she was.

1528
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,720
I'm sure she's going to go up there and fucking light the dude's hair on fire in English, too.

1529
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:11,720
But no.

1530
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:16,720
And then she got off the phone with me when she, she has like a total Karen as a neighbor.

1531
01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:21,720
And like, we hear yelling in the hallway all the fucking time, like at the mailman and shit.

1532
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:24,720
She's just explosive to anyone she comes in contact with.

1533
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:28,720
And apparently she went upstairs and was pounding on the door and is lighting them up right now.

1534
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:29,720
So it's good.

1535
01:02:29,720 --> 01:02:31,720
The issue is getting handled by the Karen.

1536
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:33,720
I'm sure the cops will be there shortly, though.

1537
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:35,720
Thank God for fucking Karen.

1538
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:37,720
Wait, so there's just a random Karen that went up?

1539
01:02:37,720 --> 01:02:39,720
Yeah, her name's Nancy.

1540
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:40,720
So.

1541
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:42,720
Nancy's taking, taking them to cleaners right now.

1542
01:02:42,720 --> 01:02:43,720
We're good.

1543
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:44,720
That's good.

1544
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:46,720
Anyways, what were we talking about?

1545
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:47,720
Uh, Trump.

1546
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:49,720
No, before that.

1547
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:50,720
Guns.

1548
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:51,720
Guns.

1549
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:52,720
What do you think about guns?

1550
01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:53,720
I support the Second Amendment.

1551
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:54,720
Goddamn right.

1552
01:02:54,720 --> 01:02:57,720
Um, strong supporter of it.

1553
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,720
I do support strong background checks, but I do not.

1554
01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:02,720
Do you have any firearms?

1555
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,720
I personally do not yet.

1556
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:06,720
I'd emphasis on the yet part.

1557
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:08,720
I do want to begin hunting.

1558
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,720
I have a couple.

1559
01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:11,720
Yeah, I want, I want to begin hunting.

1560
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:16,720
I want, I want to get a handgun that's most likely just going to collect dust and a safe.

1561
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:17,720
Unless I get a shot.

1562
01:03:17,720 --> 01:03:22,720
You can't fucking, you can't, you can like get a shotgun first because you're not going to get a pistol for like two years.

1563
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,720
No, I'm just, I'm just going to get a hunting rifle.

1564
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:26,720
And I know that the process takes forever.

1565
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:31,720
I'm still trying to get my fucking one because my paperwork got lost during COVID and I just have it.

1566
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:33,720
And I just haven't fucking done it again.

1567
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:36,720
I'm literally going to have the fucking start from beginning.

1568
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:39,720
I just, a lot of the restrictions that they put on firearms is just stupid though.

1569
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:40,720
It's not preventing anything.

1570
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:48,720
Like there's enough, the, with the amount of guns that are in the U.S. right now, there's no stopping any like school shootings or anything.

1571
01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:49,720
There's so much ammunition.

1572
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:50,720
There's so many of these firearms.

1573
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:51,720
Oh my God.

1574
01:03:51,720 --> 01:03:52,720
Somebody wants a gun.

1575
01:03:52,720 --> 01:03:54,720
They're going to get their hands on one and they're going to fucking make it happen.

1576
01:03:54,720 --> 01:03:59,720
Like there's like four, there's on, on the, I know, right?

1577
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:00,720
That's fucking nuts.

1578
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:03,720
The fucking U.S. average though, I believe is like, it's almost four.

1579
01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:07,720
I think it averages out to like what, four firearms a household?

1580
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:08,720
Yeah.

1581
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:09,720
It's insane.

1582
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:10,720
But there's some people that have like 40 guns.

1583
01:04:10,720 --> 01:04:11,720
Exactly.

1584
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:13,720
Like, yeah, you have your extremes there.

1585
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:19,720
You have, I mean, a lot of households have none, but most people that have guns typically have a handful.

1586
01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:21,720
That's just something that people collect, right?

1587
01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:24,720
Like I collect guitars, but it's just a little extreme.

1588
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:30,720
Casey, I guarantee you if you fucking like started shooting guns, you'd want like seven.

1589
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:31,720
They're fun.

1590
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:36,720
The first one, the first gun I ever fired was a very illegal AK-47.

1591
01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:40,720
And it was, and then I, then I fired like a 22 after it.

1592
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:44,720
I was like 10 years old and I was like, my counsel with the statute of limitations.

1593
01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:45,720
Sorry.

1594
01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:48,720
No, that's not, it's not your weapon.

1595
01:04:48,720 --> 01:04:49,720
It wasn't mine.

1596
01:04:49,720 --> 01:04:53,720
Bro, you can possess a legal weapon as long as it's not yours.

1597
01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:54,720
No, you can shoot it.

1598
01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:56,720
Like it doesn't mean that you own it.

1599
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:57,720
I was 10 years old.

1600
01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:58,720
Yeah.

1601
01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:02,720
You can possess and shoot an illegal weapon as long as it's not yours, right?

1602
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:03,720
That's the law.

1603
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:06,720
I was an unknowing minor that was handed it to my father's friend.

1604
01:05:06,720 --> 01:05:07,720
Oh, okay.

1605
01:05:07,720 --> 01:05:08,720
That makes it better.

1606
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:11,720
No, no, but I'm just saying, and we never, my dad never hung out with this person again,

1607
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:12,720
but not for this reason.

1608
01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:19,720
But my dad, I did not have a parent or parental figure close and he's like, hey, you want to go shoot guns?

1609
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:22,720
I got a range in the backyard and he lived in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.

1610
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:27,720
This was after we went to a dirt bike, like fucking motocross event that's out in the middle

1611
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:28,720
of nowhere outdoors.

1612
01:05:28,720 --> 01:05:32,720
You and Adilla, if you've ever heard it, it's not too far away from it, but that's in bum

1613
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:33,720
fuck nowhere.

1614
01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:34,720
Yeah.

1615
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:38,720
So, and it was a fucking AK-47 with a fucking banana mag on it.

1616
01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:42,720
And then I almost broke my shoulder because it was fully automatic too.

1617
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:47,720
It was, I didn't even realize it because I was like squeezing down on the trigger.

1618
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:52,720
I think I got like three shots off and it's like, like he like fucking caught the thing.

1619
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:57,720
And he's like, how about we give you the 22 and then I had fun with the 22, but that's

1620
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,720
essentially like an over glorified BB gun anyway.

1621
01:05:59,720 --> 01:06:02,720
First gun I ever shot was a Mauser from World War Two.

1622
01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:03,720
That's badass.

1623
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:04,720
Fucking my.

1624
01:06:04,720 --> 01:06:05,720
That's a clip.

1625
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:06,720
That's a clip.

1626
01:06:06,720 --> 01:06:07,720
It's a clip.

1627
01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:08,720
Yep.

1628
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:10,720
Bro, I just want to fucking shoot a Howard 77.

1629
01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,720
My uncle is shooting fucking Howitzer.

1630
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:13,720
Stoneware 63.

1631
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,720
I just want to shoot the fucking Gustav cannon.

1632
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:16,720
Is that not much to ask?

1633
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:20,720
My uncle fucking was a World War Two.

1634
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:22,720
Don't throw up.

1635
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:29,720
My uncle was a World War Two reenactor and he had like legitimate, like don't fucking do

1636
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:30,720
it.

1637
01:06:30,720 --> 01:06:32,720
Oh yeah baby.

1638
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:39,720
He had like a legit like period World War Two fucking German Mauser.

1639
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:49,720
My aunt has a her not blood relative, but my aunt's grandfather was in her father's grandfather

1640
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:52,720
was in the Civil War on the southern side.

1641
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:53,720
Yeah, so was mine.

1642
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:56,720
And she has like a uniform and the bullet that killed.

1643
01:06:56,720 --> 01:06:58,720
That's awesome.

1644
01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:04,720
But yeah, I shot a fucking German Mauser and it had like the fucking stampings from Nazi

1645
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:05,720
Germany.

1646
01:07:05,720 --> 01:07:07,720
Like it had like fucking everything on it.

1647
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:08,720
It's fucking crazy.

1648
01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:13,720
That is one of the most aesthetically pleasing firearms I think I've ever seen.

1649
01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:14,720
Fucking Mauser.

1650
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:16,720
Yeah, it's just it's a bad ass looking gun.

1651
01:07:16,720 --> 01:07:18,720
The bolt is so fucking nice.

1652
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,720
It's fucking clunk clunk.

1653
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:22,720
And that was that was strict.

1654
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:26,720
That was correct me if I'm wrong, but that was almost strictly like an officer's sidearm.

1655
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:27,720
Right.

1656
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:28,720
No Mauser Luger Luger's.

1657
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:30,720
I'm thinking of Luger.

1658
01:07:30,720 --> 01:07:32,720
Yeah, Mauser is the rifle.

1659
01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:36,720
Like when you think of like a Mauser, think of like the call duty World War Two, every

1660
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:37,720
gun that the Germans had.

1661
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:38,720
Yeah.

1662
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:39,720
But my favorite.

1663
01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:40,720
Except the Karg.

1664
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:42,720
The Karg and the Bear.

1665
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:43,720
Yeah.

1666
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:44,720
Those two.

1667
01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:48,720
But my favorite, I shot a Luger too.

1668
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:49,720
That was the second gun I shot.

1669
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:52,720
It was the same day, but Luger's are fucking beautiful.

1670
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:53,720
I fucking love it.

1671
01:07:53,720 --> 01:07:54,720
Who's house were you at?

1672
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:55,720
My uncles.

1673
01:07:55,720 --> 01:07:59,720
No, I literally said he's a World War Two reenactor, so he had a whole bunch of like.

1674
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:05,720
He had American and German and the American ones was cool, but the German ones were fucking

1675
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:06,720
really cool.

1676
01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:11,720
I have a buddy that loves doing the reenactments and he said that every one that they go to

1677
01:08:11,720 --> 01:08:14,720
there's and they all tried it like they get super into it.

1678
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:15,720
Oh yeah.

1679
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:16,720
I was reenactor for a little bit.

1680
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:21,720
I mean, it seems like it's fun to me, but this one guy had a grease gun and he said

1681
01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:27,220
that this guy was trying like realism was not a concept this guy had.

1682
01:08:27,220 --> 01:08:33,720
He'd run out there and he'd try to fucking just be like fucking like a team and glorious

1683
01:08:33,720 --> 01:08:42,720
like firing and he'd only fire from like the hip just like he just ruined the realism,

1684
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:44,720
but the dude was so funny.

1685
01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:49,720
Yeah, like you couldn't stop him like you didn't want to be the dude to ruin his day.

1686
01:08:49,720 --> 01:08:52,720
The M1 Garand is probably one of my favorite guns on the planet.

1687
01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:53,720
I fucking love M1 Garand.

1688
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:57,720
The grease gun looks I gotta say the Germans weapons.

1689
01:08:57,720 --> 01:08:58,720
They're beautiful.

1690
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:01,720
They're just they are like the MP 40.

1691
01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:06,720
Like that's just and I know like Call of Duty glorifies these guns quite a bit, but no,

1692
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:11,720
they're if they the thing is with German guns is that they almost never jammed.

1693
01:09:11,720 --> 01:09:15,720
Yeah, it's German engineering guns are a sin.

1694
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:17,720
Fuck you, Casey.

1695
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:25,720
I don't know, but Americans tools of killing.

1696
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:27,720
Casey, this is not a perfect world.

1697
01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:30,720
We live in weapon machine.

1698
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:40,720
What's your what's your what's your proposition just take everything off the streets.

1699
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:41,720
What do you think is going to happen?

1700
01:09:41,720 --> 01:09:42,720
Tell me.

1701
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:47,720
Yeah, you think that's he fucking she fight each other.

1702
01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:50,720
You think these fucking hood rats are registered.

1703
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:54,720
Firearms are going to get really fucking.

1704
01:09:54,720 --> 01:10:01,720
Fucking guns were like which you fucking idiot.

1705
01:10:01,720 --> 01:10:03,720
They're not just going to give them up.

1706
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:10,720
The only thing that's going to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with another gun.

1707
01:10:10,720 --> 01:10:12,720
Damn straight.

1708
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:19,720
Or like 15 guys with machetes, but you're losing like 12 of them.

1709
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:28,720
You're going back to World War mentality there and throwing meat at someone until it fucking solves the problem.

1710
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,720
Whether you like it or not, we have guns in America.

1711
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:32,720
It's in the Constitution.

1712
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:33,720
They're not going away.

1713
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:36,720
If you don't like it, then fucking leave.

1714
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:39,720
We tried to get them out of the hands of Americans.

1715
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,720
It would be terrible.

1716
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:43,720
You'd see so much death.

1717
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:47,720
So it would be there would be a revolution because of it.

1718
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:49,720
Guess what America?

1719
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,720
Leave it.

1720
01:10:51,720 --> 01:10:55,720
Wow.

1721
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:58,720
This is an issue I was not.

1722
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:02,720
I was not passionate about in the past like two years.

1723
01:11:02,720 --> 01:11:04,720
Two minutes.

1724
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:09,720
No, no, I said go fucking buck wild in your background.

1725
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:11,720
You're like fucking shaking.

1726
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:18,720
You guys are like just like the classic example of like America.

1727
01:11:18,720 --> 01:11:19,720
I am.

1728
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:22,720
It's like we have guns and we're going to fucking use them.

1729
01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:23,720
God damn right.

1730
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:27,720
Even if like no matter how many people die per year.

1731
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:28,720
Casey, those people.

1732
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:33,720
What is the government tries to like I'm just being dead serious here and this has nothing to do.

1733
01:11:33,720 --> 01:11:36,720
I don't care if it's Republicans or Democrats.

1734
01:11:36,720 --> 01:11:45,720
I'm not to be able to protect myself if we were ever if there was some fucking crazy shit to go down in America.

1735
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:46,720
Like you.

1736
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:47,720
Wow.

1737
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:51,720
That sounds like the fucking interaction.

1738
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:54,720
That sounds like something that I was just saying.

1739
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:58,720
We literally have a tyrannical government and we're not doing shit about it.

1740
01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:03,720
Then shoot your government official, Casey.

1741
01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:06,720
You're all about this revolution shit.

1742
01:12:06,720 --> 01:12:07,720
Can you kick my vape over?

1743
01:12:07,720 --> 01:12:09,720
It's underneath your foot.

1744
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:15,720
It's right there.

1745
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:16,720
Thank you chief.

1746
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:17,720
But.

1747
01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:19,720
No, that's how it was right.

1748
01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:26,720
I mean it's just it's something that we're like I remember I when I was a libtard like I'm talking like extreme left wing.

1749
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:29,720
I had an argument on a paper and I was assigned the safe act.

1750
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:36,720
Which if you don't remember you can't have more than two like attachments or features on a gun that make it an assault weapon.

1751
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:39,720
And you also can't have a firearm that has.

1752
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:42,720
You don't have you don't have war master on fall duty.

1753
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:47,720
And you also you also can't have more than seven rounds in a magazine or which is absolutely retarded.

1754
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:48,720
Yes.

1755
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:51,720
And my whole argument was like it like it doesn't fucking matter.

1756
01:12:51,720 --> 01:12:53,720
Like you can limit the size of these magazines.

1757
01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:57,720
But like if you have my whole anecdote for the whole thing, I guess or my metaphor was like.

1758
01:12:57,720 --> 01:13:04,720
If you have a lighter that has 10 percent fuel in it, it's still going to fucking light when you strike it.

1759
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:08,720
I'm sure it's retarded because the government fucking wrote the bill and they don't know shit about gun.

1760
01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:10,720
Fucking Cuomo retard.

1761
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:12,720
Fuck we have the worst fucking governors here.

1762
01:13:12,720 --> 01:13:15,720
Pochal suck my cock.

1763
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:17,720
But seriously suck my cock.

1764
01:13:17,720 --> 01:13:18,720
But.

1765
01:13:18,720 --> 01:13:19,720
Ew.

1766
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:20,720
I fuck her.

1767
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:22,720
Bro let's talk about nihilism.

1768
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:23,720
Fucking hate fucker maybe.

1769
01:13:23,720 --> 01:13:25,720
I'm good with nihilism.

1770
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:29,720
Because now now now you're going to see a sharp contrast between me and Tyler getting along.

1771
01:13:29,720 --> 01:13:35,720
Nihilism is the stupidest goddamn fucking thought process.

1772
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,720
I don't know how you can not be nihilist.

1773
01:13:37,720 --> 01:13:39,720
So I was I was listening.

1774
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:44,720
I was listening to one of our old podcast podcast where he touched on nihilism, but we didn't really go in depth with it.

1775
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:48,720
Your whole thing was that you felt that nihilism was extremely selfish.

1776
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:50,720
It's selfish and giving up.

1777
01:13:50,720 --> 01:13:52,720
I just I want selfish.

1778
01:13:52,720 --> 01:13:54,720
I just want you to define a little bit more like how that's selfish.

1779
01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:57,720
That's the one thing I didn't understand.

1780
01:13:57,720 --> 01:14:00,720
Because there's you're saying that life is no meaning.

1781
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:02,720
It's it's not and it's not that there's no meaning.

1782
01:14:02,720 --> 01:14:05,720
It's that you kind of create your own like life is what you make it.

1783
01:14:05,720 --> 01:14:06,720
It's not your own meaning.

1784
01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:07,720
Yeah.

1785
01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:10,720
And like that doesn't mean the nihilism is complicated.

1786
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:12,720
The universe doesn't have a greater meaning.

1787
01:14:12,720 --> 01:14:15,720
Nihilism is one of the most coward ways to fucking look at this fucking.

1788
01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:18,720
I don't think that the world revolves around me.

1789
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:20,720
What if I'm like are we gonna let me talk.

1790
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:21,720
Yes.

1791
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:22,720
Yes.

1792
01:14:22,720 --> 01:14:23,720
Well you were sipping on your fucking drink.

1793
01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:24,720
I don't have anything left.

1794
01:14:24,720 --> 01:14:25,720
I just wanted to get some ice.

1795
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:26,720
Okay.

1796
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,720
But what the fuck you saying.

1797
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:30,720
Just just go.

1798
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:31,720
Supping on.

1799
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:33,720
Shut the fuck up.

1800
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:34,720
Okay.

1801
01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:39,720
So nihilism I think is a very selfish way to look at the world.

1802
01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:43,720
Thinking that you're so important in this time period.

1803
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:45,720
I don't think I'm important at all.

1804
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:47,720
Let me let him go.

1805
01:14:47,720 --> 01:14:48,720
Let him go.

1806
01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:50,720
Let him go because I have the same argument as you.

1807
01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,720
Let him let him say his two cents.

1808
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:53,720
Look at this fucking world.

1809
01:14:53,720 --> 01:15:02,720
Like you like you like everything in this world happens to you because if you are nihilist

1810
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:04,720
then you're like well nothing matters.

1811
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:08,720
So you think that everything that happens is because you're here.

1812
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,720
It doesn't just matter.

1813
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:12,720
I'm not saying anything.

1814
01:15:12,720 --> 01:15:19,720
I think that when you're looking at it as from from that position you're saying the

1815
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:25,720
world is cold and all this shit and I'm I'm fucking sad.

1816
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:30,720
But basically fucking when you're a nihilist you fucking think that nothing matters.

1817
01:15:30,720 --> 01:15:35,720
That's so fucking like that's that's a dumb fucking way to look at shit because if fucking

1818
01:15:35,720 --> 01:15:40,720
nothing matters then why the fuck even live if you're fucking super like nihilist then

1819
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:42,720
why don't you just fucking put a bullet in your head.

1820
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:43,720
I'm saying nothing matters.

1821
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:46,720
If you that's that's the exact definition of fucking nihilism.

1822
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:52,720
It's that it's that there's not essentially like you don't really have like this big overarching

1823
01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:53,720
belief.

1824
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:57,720
It's not I'm not saying that the world revolves around me and when things happen it's like

1825
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,720
they're happening because I'm here.

1826
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:05,720
I'm saying that maybe there just isn't a grand meaning to it all and this just exists and

1827
01:16:05,720 --> 01:16:09,720
that's the way it is and we're never going to get answers like that's that's essentially

1828
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:10,720
what nihilism is.

1829
01:16:10,720 --> 01:16:12,720
It saddens me to see it.

1830
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:16,720
But it doesn't have to be a cynical belief like it's not what you're making it out to

1831
01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:22,720
be like oh I'm sad like while I'm it's equally as sad as not to be anything.

1832
01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,720
You can be happy about the old meaning in your own life.

1833
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:29,720
It's equally as sad to hear people say that they just don't believe in anything anymore.

1834
01:16:29,720 --> 01:16:34,720
But it's dude I mean it's not exactly the most positive thought going through my head

1835
01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:36,720
either and I'm not a full nihilist.

1836
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:41,720
I'm like I'm like 50% nihilist 50% agnostic because sometimes I wake up and I see the

1837
01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:42,720
old and I'm just like.

1838
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:45,720
Nihilism is a religion it's just a fucking outlook on life in general.

1839
01:16:45,720 --> 01:16:49,720
It's not it's not but if you're a nihilist you're typically not going to align with a

1840
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:52,720
religion because most religions would conflict with the fact that you don't believe in a

1841
01:16:52,720 --> 01:16:57,720
higher meaning and it's not saying that you don't necessarily believe in a higher power

1842
01:16:57,720 --> 01:17:02,720
it's just you're not like it's I don't think that anything revolves around me I think

1843
01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:08,720
that just maybe this is happening and word like there isn't like it's just like there

1844
01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:13,720
is something instead of nothing and that's just the way it is maybe there isn't a God

1845
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:20,720
maybe it just simply exists and I'm not even saying that like it's just it's not it's

1846
01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:24,720
yeah I mean of course you're going to disagree you're religious and there's not a problem

1847
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:29,720
with that I envy you like I feel like I would have a more positive outlook on quite a few

1848
01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:33,720
things and it's not like I haven't tried to get myself to believe in a religion and I'm

1849
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:38,720
not saying that that you're stupid or ignorant or anything for believing in one I'm just

1850
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:43,720
saying that I the with the with my experience in life and I can't tell you why but it's

1851
01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:48,720
just the way my brain works I struggle to believe in a higher power but I also leave

1852
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:53,720
room for the belief that I don't fucking know they're very well could be one I just I

1853
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:58,720
don't buy into any of the religions that I see there is teachings from all of them that

1854
01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:05,720
I think that you can find had to be very very not helpful it's the word I'm looking at

1855
01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:10,720
but very you can find good teachings from a bunch of religions the overarching I'm not

1856
01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:15,720
going to say plot but like the teachings of religion and they make you a good person that

1857
01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:19,720
they're not a bad thing to believe in it's just I personally can't believe in them but

1858
01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:23,720
I still want to be a good person I want to be around for as long as I can I want to make

1859
01:18:23,720 --> 01:18:28,720
the most of my life while I'm here because if I'm not living I got nothing else like

1860
01:18:28,720 --> 01:18:33,720
that's the way I view it I don't view it as like nothing I don't wake up every day and

1861
01:18:33,720 --> 01:18:38,720
say nothing matters if I shot myself in the head the world wouldn't matter everything wouldn't

1862
01:18:38,720 --> 01:18:46,720
exist so average Rick and Morty viewer no it's like if like when but especially like I've

1863
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:52,720
noticed that the reason why in terms of my family typically when someone dies I always

1864
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:58,720
take it the hardest in my family because when I die the biggest like my gut feeling is that

1865
01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:03,720
that person just doesn't exist they never will again and they didn't go anywhere and

1866
01:19:03,720 --> 01:19:10,720
that's incredibly sad to me that's a really I wish I didn't believe that like you like

1867
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:13,720
I'm not I just I don't believe in the whole heaven and hell thing I'd love to believe in

1868
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:20,720
reincarnation there's a lot of scientists I just feel that it's sad I do it's sad that

1869
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:26,720
people believe that there's nothing afterwards that's that's I feel like one of the one of

1870
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:31,720
the saddest thing is like what's the point bro like I'm not I'm not arguing that there

1871
01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:38,720
is something there is a God ignorant you've got exist what is the point dude it's not

1872
01:19:38,720 --> 01:19:45,720
the point down here is this fucking gift that we are given down here it's a fucking trial

1873
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:50,720
for everything no I mean what is the point of existing what's the point of exist I'm fucking

1874
01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:54,720
trying to get to that you fucking asshole because I because if you're gonna call if you're

1875
01:19:54,720 --> 01:19:58,720
gonna call me self-centered and selfish about my beliefs I'm gonna tell you how that's very

1876
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:04,720
much fucking hypocritical from your standpoint and I'm not saying that like yes praise God

1877
01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:08,720
and God's the high power and we're just here like doing his will and all that stuff but

1878
01:20:08,720 --> 01:20:15,720
like you you think that like we mean something on earth when this universe is so vast it is

1879
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:22,720
so in my eyes like the reason I believe in nihilism and I'm like agnostic is because it

1880
01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:27,720
just seems a little silly to me that earth means something I believe that there's other

1881
01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:31,720
life out there there's other complex civilizations there's other dumb civilizations and there's

1882
01:20:31,720 --> 01:20:36,720
civilizations much more advanced than us so why the fuck would earth be special why would

1883
01:20:36,720 --> 01:20:42,720
the one God in the whole universe come here not talk about anything else and then they

1884
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:47,720
get disproved a million times by science like and I'm not just tearing it Christianity

1885
01:20:47,720 --> 01:20:52,720
there's flaws in almost every major religion that science tears down that's because we're

1886
01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:58,720
like science is the absence of religion science science is facts though science you can't

1887
01:20:58,720 --> 01:21:04,720
no no that's not fucking true science is practicing science it's you're always practicing science

1888
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:09,720
because it's never concrete also fucking if you think about it and if you actually look

1889
01:21:09,720 --> 01:21:14,720
at fucking research science gets disproven by other science all the fucking time that's

1890
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:18,720
the point of it because they're making it that but that's the thing so everybody being

1891
01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:21,720
like oh this is scientifically proven it's like fucking five years from now that could

1892
01:21:21,720 --> 01:21:26,720
be considered completely fucking wrong yeah that's why we don't fucking cut people open

1893
01:21:26,720 --> 01:21:30,720
without fucking sterilizing things anymore because we're improving you're not fucking

1894
01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:35,720
listening to what I'm saying now you're like what I'm saying is that you're you saying

1895
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:41,720
that science is like the big it's like science changes every fucking five years so it doesn't

1896
01:21:41,720 --> 01:21:47,720
religion no one does it science fucking about fucking Christianity Christian there are so

1897
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:51,720
many different branches of it that's fucking different worded in yes there's so many

1898
01:21:51,720 --> 01:22:00,720
different branches of it and they all believe different things let me fucking talk Casey okay Jesus fucking Christ you

1899
01:22:00,720 --> 01:22:05,720
don't know anything about this shit Casey like you literally know nothing about religion or

1900
01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:09,720
anything like that I'll let you fucking talk about fucking communism I'll let you talk about

1901
01:22:09,720 --> 01:22:13,720
all that shit but when it comes to religion I'm probably the most fucking in-depth like

1902
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:19,720
knowledge based on this you fucking are you saying things that don't fucking match up with

1903
01:22:19,720 --> 01:22:27,720
reality they don't know what I believe that's all it is no different look at it you can't shit on

1904
01:22:27,720 --> 01:22:32,720
other people for their beliefs and claim that you're the only one that's right you can't do that

1905
01:22:32,720 --> 01:22:36,720
it's a different I've been trying to say I've been trying to say something for the last 15 minutes

1906
01:22:36,720 --> 01:22:41,720
you guys just get it we've been quiet go ahead Tyler one second

1907
01:22:41,720 --> 01:22:51,720
the teal collar Tyler looks like he's about to fuck it oh my god I'm just happy to be in

1908
01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:57,720
Tyler got along I'm happy that I filled that boxing bag with a fucking 20 200 pounds of sand

1909
01:22:57,720 --> 01:23:12,720
but fucking you're right there buddy so Christianity itself is split into like fucking thousands

1910
01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:18,720
of different denominations and you guys are just like well there's so many different ones it's like

1911
01:23:18,720 --> 01:23:25,720
it all started from one thing following the teachings of Jesus and then split off and

1912
01:23:25,720 --> 01:23:30,720
believe that earth was the center of the universe and then church keeps splitting off of different

1913
01:23:30,720 --> 01:23:37,720
things and there's been so many different fucking split-offs and also I also believe that some

1914
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:46,720
teachings in Judaism some teachings in Islam in Buddhism in fucking all this shit we all

1915
01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:52,720
started from fucking one thing in the middle and it all spread out in the Bible it states that

1916
01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:58,720
the church was shattered into thousands of pieces so what I'm thinking from a cover story

1917
01:23:58,720 --> 01:24:06,720
alright asshole I'm just giving my take but I'm not saying this to piss you off I really am

1918
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:12,720
not doing this deliberately like I'm just saying what I personally believe some like I completely

1919
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:17,720
understand that some people I'm never gonna fucking get a breakthrough with because they just

1920
01:24:17,720 --> 01:24:22,720
don't believe in anything and that's fucking fine yeah I mean too so I'm just saying you have to

1921
01:24:22,720 --> 01:24:28,720
learn to like coexist yeah I guess like not like the bumper sticker fuck that bumper sticker

1922
01:24:28,720 --> 01:24:33,720
no fuck that bumper sticker that's the most fucking live love laugh shit I've seen my life

1923
01:24:33,720 --> 01:24:39,720
but let I but the thing is I just want to talk to you about my like experience with religion

1924
01:24:39,720 --> 01:24:45,720
because I was baptized and born like when I was born I was baptized a Catholic I did all the

1925
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:54,720
different sacraments except for marriage and marriages probably coming soon but I went through

1926
01:24:54,720 --> 01:25:04,720
this shit and then when I was in I was like 20 I fell off like the religion bandwagon real fucking

1927
01:25:04,720 --> 01:25:10,720
hard and you didn't believe in any I didn't believe in anything for a good two and a half years

1928
01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:18,720
and I was the angriest I've ever been my entire life like you guys knew me when I when that fuck

1929
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:26,720
I was an angry motherfucker like way more like not even like funny like I wasn't funny angry though

1930
01:25:26,720 --> 01:25:31,720
back then like I was just like actually fucking angry I found it funny still but but like I was

1931
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:39,720
like really fucking angry and I fucking was like in a dark fucking hole the entire time but I fucking

1932
01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:46,720
went back because I chose to go back but the thing is when I actually like looked into it and like

1933
01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:53,720
when I actually did all this shit I was like I finally got it because I chose it myself I believed

1934
01:25:53,720 --> 01:26:00,720
in like all this shit that they were telling me finally because it took going to the lowest point

1935
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:09,720
of my entire life to come back to what I believed would be salvation and there was a certain feeling

1936
01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:15,720
that and like this is like the part where like people are like oh like fucking fucking born again

1937
01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:22,720
Christian shit blah blah blah was about to say but like like but the thing is there's a certain

1938
01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:29,720
feeling that I got when I came back that was like I never left like I was welcomed back like it was

1939
01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:35,720
kind of like a thing where it was like a trial that like everybody had to go through because if you

1940
01:26:35,720 --> 01:26:41,720
were like born like religious and like we're in a religious family almost every single person I talked

1941
01:26:41,720 --> 01:26:45,720
to they're like yeah we all had fucking times when we just went away like completely and then came

1942
01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:51,720
back but like when it's like the same kind of thing as being like an EMT but like when I came back

1943
01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:57,720
I was welcomed but the thing was it was like a different like actual feeling like it wasn't just

1944
01:26:57,720 --> 01:27:04,720
like like a like oh this feels nice like there was something else like that was more than physical

1945
01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:10,720
more than mental more than all that shit and like that's what made me actually believe in this shit

1946
01:27:10,720 --> 01:27:16,720
like there wasn't like something like it wasn't of this world that like fucking welcomed me back

1947
01:27:16,720 --> 01:27:21,720
like when I was there and I was going through like everything again something else was there and I know

1948
01:27:21,720 --> 01:27:28,720
it sounds fucking crazy and I know it sounds like born again shit again but it's it was it was just

1949
01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:34,720
like one of those things where I was just like like I felt it felt right and it felt good and it

1950
01:27:34,720 --> 01:27:40,720
felt like this is actually what was going on and it made me a much happier person a better person

1951
01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:48,720
in general it just made me able to fucking like you know go through things and and have the strength

1952
01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:56,720
to continue on now I know I get that all I can say is like people may be right like religious people

1953
01:27:56,720 --> 01:28:03,720
may be right you just never know but like what's the worst thing that happens I'm wrong we fucking

1954
01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:10,720
go to an endless void yeah you're wrong but maybe I'm wrong so what if I'm right and you're wrong

1955
01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:16,720
this entire thing that you're fucking going through and well I think I think God's kind of a dickhead

1956
01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:22,720
then if he put me on a planet where he never really gave me well no but if he never really gave me

1957
01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:28,720
like I've tried to believe it's not that I haven't but it's like I can't based off of my experience

1958
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:34,720
in life and just the way I believe that things work in the back of my head if I went to church

1959
01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:40,720
and I told myself every single day that I believed it I would be lying to myself like I'm not I'm not

1960
01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:46,720
trying to like piss you off with this I understand your point of view but it's like the same time I

1961
01:28:46,720 --> 01:28:56,720
can't get myself there and like I'm okay with that like I have like I strive every morning when I wake

1962
01:28:56,720 --> 01:29:00,720
up to be a good person I'm not trying to be out here and be a menace to society because I think that

1963
01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:05,720
nothing matters I mean being a man society is pretty fun don't you think that even if you don't believe

1964
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:10,720
like if you were a good person you would still like go to heaven yeah because that would be fucking

1965
01:29:10,720 --> 01:29:15,720
bullshit if you want just because I didn't believe in you know what I pray to you like that's very

1966
01:29:15,720 --> 01:29:22,720
what if you are reincarnated though you know I think reincarnation is fucking stupid I don't I think

1967
01:29:22,720 --> 01:29:28,720
that and I need to look into it again I'm not gonna say that fucking thing then literally nothing matters

1968
01:29:28,720 --> 01:29:34,720
then literally nothing maybe nothing matters dude but in the grand scheme of things if you live and you go to

1969
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:41,720
heaven how does that matter like it's because it's your fucking reward doing all this but how does that matter

1970
01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:46,720
though like what like at the end of the day ghost or what's fucking left behind if you have a choice to

1971
01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:52,720
fucking stay or go like nihilism goes further than what you think it does though like even if you go to

1972
01:29:52,720 --> 01:29:58,720
heaven or hell even if that exists you could still have a nihilistic belief about that like why would

1973
01:29:58,720 --> 01:30:05,720
heaven be like why would heaven fucking matter like it's being stuck on earth as a ghost pretty nihilistic

1974
01:30:05,720 --> 01:30:16,720
yeah because you can choose to get stuck in here yeah it is it's it's make it popcorn okay like it's just

1975
01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:23,720
I'm this is this is a debate I'm not trying to piss people off here I'm just giving my take I just I

1976
01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:29,720
cannot force myself to believe with the evidence that I've been given in my life I very much struggle to

1977
01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:40,720
believe in any of this shit it sounds like a fucking fairy tale to me yeah so I want to hear this but

1978
01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:48,720
so you know how like last year they found life on Mars like no not like there are signs there was

1979
01:30:48,720 --> 01:30:55,720
signs of past life on Mars I don't think that's been proven Casey you may want to double check that

1980
01:30:55,720 --> 01:31:02,720
you want to fact check that I mean go go ahead I'm too lazy but I mean that's that's something that

1981
01:31:02,720 --> 01:31:07,720
would have been a fucking bigger headline I mean they've been they've been throwing that around for years

1982
01:31:07,720 --> 01:31:15,720
and years but I thought that they found like signs that there was like bacterial life once on Mars I'm

1983
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:23,720
pretty sure I read that headline well no proof of past or present life has been found on Mars the

1984
01:31:23,720 --> 01:31:29,720
possibility of life on Mars is the subject of interest in astrobiology due to the planet's proximity

1985
01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:35,720
and similarities to earth but no there's there's been no proof that that would be fucking huge that

1986
01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:41,720
would be fucking everywhere and that would be you that that would be bad that would you'd see a lot of

1987
01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:46,720
people get real you'd see a lot of people like Tyler get real sad if that got proved no I think he

1988
01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:51,720
find a way to like get around that's what no it's not what he'd do it's what the fucking million

1989
01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:57,720
different denominations of the yeah how many times do they had to rewrite that shit yeah because

1990
01:31:57,720 --> 01:32:04,720
they'd say like if life rights on Mars like God created life they thought that this fucking planet

1991
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:08,720
was flat and they thought that we were the center of the universe we didn't know what the world

1992
01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:16,720
just proves that evolution can can arise on different planet yes and it's just at the end of the day

1993
01:32:16,720 --> 01:32:21,720
I think it's extremely naive to think that there's anything special about earth that why why we'd

1994
01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:27,720
have life we just we meet the criteria there isn't you have a word it's a we're all carbon based

1995
01:32:27,720 --> 01:32:35,720
and the atmosphere and the temperature of the planet at that time gave a breeding ground for life

1996
01:32:35,720 --> 01:32:39,720
that's that's essential I mean I need to look back into it I used to know a lot more about this when

1997
01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:45,720
I was going through an existential crisis well so humans brains we're just the collection of cells

1998
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:54,720
right that that have a purpose to survive and move and eat but humans brains have evolved to the point

1999
01:32:54,720 --> 01:33:04,720
where we can contemplate our own meaning to life and that's what makes it like that's what makes human special

2000
01:33:04,720 --> 01:33:12,720
like the primary theory is one thing that the primary theory is that life came about on earth

2001
01:33:12,720 --> 01:33:18,720
independently from the Sun after the planet was formed oh no I watched actually a whole video the other day

2002
01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:24,720
of yeah it's just a combination on college it's like the it's the combination of the atmosphere

2003
01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:32,720
the temperature the elements that were certain bio molecules yes formed and then coming together to collect the cells

2004
01:33:32,720 --> 01:33:43,720
yes essentially essentially just created an animated life form that could evolve but humans have evolved to have a brain

2005
01:33:43,720 --> 01:33:48,720
that can contemplate the meaning of their own existence and to our knowledge we're the only

2006
01:33:48,720 --> 01:33:57,720
oh wow that's kind of special isn't it yeah it is to our knowledge though like that's kind of special

2007
01:33:57,720 --> 01:34:02,720
so are you saying that you don't believe that the earth I mean that the universe is as big as we think it is

2008
01:34:02,720 --> 01:34:09,720
because there is like we sure you can you can go every day and I think it's as big as it is but I don't even know how big the universe is

2009
01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:16,720
it's an infinite the universe is infinitely big right because we don't know where the end is

2010
01:34:16,720 --> 01:34:22,720
God doesn't know where God came from the end is just where there's like infinitely black that's where you get into

2011
01:34:22,720 --> 01:34:30,720
the shit that we don't know the the end of the universe is as far as we can see it is well it's not even it doesn't

2012
01:34:30,720 --> 01:34:38,720
even go that it's how far listen the light has taken to travel to us I'd be so happy if there was a tally Zora out there for us

2013
01:34:38,720 --> 01:34:50,720
yes but I don't think there is so you think that earth is the only place where we have life

2014
01:34:50,720 --> 01:35:04,720
I'm not saying that I think that what's special about earth and I think that we are not the only living things

2015
01:35:04,720 --> 01:35:10,720
but I think it's like there's animals on other planets like type shit like you know how like we have like monkeys and fucking

2016
01:35:10,720 --> 01:35:17,720
giraffes and shit I think it's like not intelligent so you believe sorry you think you believe on evolution on these planets

2017
01:35:17,720 --> 01:35:24,720
not what do you mean I mean like I mean they if life exists on other planets it would have had to have come about

2018
01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:30,720
almost the same way it did here it's a primary theory which has a substantial amount of evidence pointing to it as we

2019
01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:36,720
evolved from like single-celled organisms to where we are you can believe in evolution and and religion at the same time

2020
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:43,720
I understand that but I'm saying why would it just be limited to animals on these other planets then why is it just humans here

2021
01:35:43,720 --> 01:35:55,720
just humans here why do we evolve here from a scientific aspect there's no other animal on this planet that has like intelligence like us

2022
01:35:55,720 --> 01:36:05,720
to a point where it takes billions of years to happen but so the same thing is with that man there's popcorn

2023
01:36:05,720 --> 01:36:13,720
it's neither here nor there we've evolved to the point where we can you know debate our own intelligence and why we have it

2024
01:36:13,720 --> 01:36:23,720
so we're trying to create meaning in that and religion is just one explanation like Catholicism Christianity is just one explanation for that

2025
01:36:23,720 --> 01:36:31,720
all right there Karl Marx all right so it's Buddhism bro so it's fucking Hinduism so is atheism that there is no meaning to life

2026
01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:42,720
atheism is a religion in itself right but we don't have any proof that there is like a God so that's the biggest sense having faith

2027
01:36:42,720 --> 01:36:52,720
why would I have faith in something that that you can't prove that's the biggest point because Jesus in the Bible says

2028
01:36:52,720 --> 01:37:02,720
literally he talked to God in the Bible where he was saying father I understand now why it's so hard to be man because I have faith in you

2029
01:37:02,720 --> 01:37:09,720
because I know that I've seen you I've been in heaven with you for all this time man has not even had anything of that sort

2030
01:37:09,720 --> 01:37:19,720
so why does he get that and we don't because Jesus was all man like God was all that all that was man and all that is divine at the same time

2031
01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:29,720
so who's to say he's not just a fucking lunatic that just came up with this shit and everybody believed them miracles but you guys are gonna fucking debate that

2032
01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:38,720
you're damn fucking right I will but then I'm a proof oriented person I can't change that we can't go back fucking 2000 years if we could

2033
01:37:38,720 --> 01:37:46,720
you're right but we can speculate yeah and scientists are gonna fucking speculate that fucking shit happened exactly it happens fucking now

2034
01:37:46,720 --> 01:37:51,720
it doesn't fucking matter what we fucking think because scientists are only gonna be fucking assholes

2035
01:37:51,720 --> 01:37:57,720
alright we're gonna get Tyler break we're getting fucking berated

2036
01:37:57,720 --> 01:38:05,720
Casey's just loving it because we were fucking berating him for the last fucking six weeks so he's fucking going fucking full on gas

2037
01:38:05,720 --> 01:38:12,720
fucking putting my face in a fucking drywall and I'm not fucking I'm not I'm not sitting back I'm fucking back motherfucker

2038
01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:18,720
second amendment motherfucker I'm fucking God's chosen warrior

2039
01:38:18,720 --> 01:38:21,720
they strapped or get clapped bitch

2040
01:38:21,720 --> 01:38:27,720
bro fucking goes hey we're having another crusade I'd be the first one on a fucking planarome

2041
01:38:27,720 --> 01:38:33,720
see you motherfuckers in Palestine

2042
01:38:33,720 --> 01:38:38,720
like you guys get fucking drafted to the US military like oh Tyler what are you doing here crusading

2043
01:38:38,720 --> 01:38:45,720
going to the Middle East there's some fuckers and I don't really like what they're saying too much

2044
01:38:45,720 --> 01:38:53,720
so I read something I read something the other day that is like 80% of the thoughts that we have are negative thoughts

2045
01:38:53,720 --> 01:38:57,720
if you're a fucking nihilist do you agree with that

2046
01:38:57,720 --> 01:39:00,720
no I do

2047
01:39:00,720 --> 01:39:04,720
I think we do and I think that's just sort of the curse of being self aware

2048
01:39:04,720 --> 01:39:11,720
not at the same time I consider myself to be a happy person you have negative thoughts but you know they're negative thoughts

2049
01:39:11,720 --> 01:39:16,720
I don't think it necessarily just having negative thoughts makes them

2050
01:39:16,720 --> 01:39:22,720
like that's just sort of like the general anxiety and it's the world we live in but

2051
01:39:22,720 --> 01:39:26,720
you can still be happy and not fucking stress yourself out

2052
01:39:26,720 --> 01:39:29,720
yeah

2053
01:39:29,720 --> 01:39:36,720
alright well let's take a break on on the title podcast and we'll be back with some fucking

2054
01:39:36,720 --> 01:39:39,720
coast pepper game show

2055
01:39:39,720 --> 01:39:41,720
no

2056
01:39:41,720 --> 01:39:46,720
alright so right now everybody said equal turns getting roasted I guess my turn

2057
01:39:46,720 --> 01:39:50,720
here we fucking go here we go I hope I do good I probably won't but I hope

2058
01:39:50,720 --> 01:39:54,720
see you soon we'll be back

2059
01:39:54,720 --> 01:40:01,720
oh god damn

2060
01:40:01,720 --> 01:40:04,720
this is where you just see me fuck

2061
01:40:04,720 --> 01:40:09,720
now dude those are those are the new ones fresh it's so much worse

2062
01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:13,720
welcome back to our time to podcast

2063
01:40:13,720 --> 01:40:17,720
who wants to be a millionaire

2064
01:40:17,720 --> 01:40:20,720
oh shit we're doing this too

2065
01:40:20,720 --> 01:40:27,720
we got Dan here oh he's not his lunch break eating Chipotle

2066
01:40:28,720 --> 01:40:33,720
alright guys so so I figured the both of you could

2067
01:40:33,720 --> 01:40:37,720
keep up today yeah yeah

2068
01:40:37,720 --> 01:40:40,720
hold on here we go

2069
01:40:40,720 --> 01:40:46,720
bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam

2070
01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:51,720
it's so much worse oh it's so much worse

2071
01:40:51,720 --> 01:40:55,720
oh that's bad Alex McDonald

2072
01:40:55,720 --> 01:41:01,720
oh buddy yeah buddy you have the lovely couple so you guys are engaged right

2073
01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:05,720
oh yeah so uh you get married soon oh yeah

2074
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:11,720
where's the wedding right here in this basement a box in second and Justin

2075
01:41:11,720 --> 01:41:18,720
you know you know listen fucking

2076
01:41:18,720 --> 01:41:21,720
yo turn down the fucking music I'm fucking having a fucking

2077
01:41:21,720 --> 01:41:24,720
a year I'm good business

2078
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:27,720
men of her sweating men of her sweating

2079
01:41:27,720 --> 01:41:32,720
really call those people an official yeah

2080
01:41:32,720 --> 01:41:36,720
I want to put up an Andrew Jackson for you guys

2081
01:41:36,720 --> 01:41:42,320
you fucking know you're gonna split it how would we split it I don't care you

2082
01:41:42,320 --> 01:41:47,720
fight fight to the death cut it in half I don't care whatever man

2083
01:41:47,720 --> 01:41:50,720
you got a memo bro

2084
01:41:50,720 --> 01:41:53,720
there's more civil ways to go about this

2085
01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:55,720
I get crazy you got change

2086
01:41:55,720 --> 01:42:00,720
no I know that's why I put up a 20 and I got a 10 or a 5

2087
01:42:00,720 --> 01:42:04,720
turn down the fucking volume it's breaking my ears

2088
01:42:04,720 --> 01:42:07,720
there you go

2089
01:42:07,720 --> 01:42:11,720
all right let's get it

2090
01:42:11,720 --> 01:42:17,720
so for lifelines alright

2091
01:42:17,720 --> 01:42:21,720
you got ask the audience which is Dan

2092
01:42:21,720 --> 01:42:24,720
you got ask Don Juan

2093
01:42:24,720 --> 01:42:27,720
Dan

2094
01:42:27,720 --> 01:42:30,720
and you got 50 50

2095
01:42:30,720 --> 01:42:35,720
okay that's fine

2096
01:42:35,720 --> 01:42:38,720
you got you got double dip

2097
01:42:38,720 --> 01:42:40,720
alright that's the last one

2098
01:42:40,720 --> 01:42:43,720
or you can pick two answers so if you get the first answer wrong you can get

2099
01:42:43,720 --> 01:42:46,720
second chance

2100
01:42:46,720 --> 01:42:50,720
yeah but you don't just get it for free

2101
01:42:50,720 --> 01:42:52,720
you know

2102
01:42:52,720 --> 01:42:54,720
second and just

2103
01:42:54,720 --> 01:42:58,720
so you need to prep it if you think you're gonna get it wrong you use it beforehand

2104
01:42:58,720 --> 01:43:03,720
yeah okay yep we're going in 100%

2105
01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:06,720
sure

2106
01:43:06,720 --> 01:43:08,720
oh that's not cutting it for me

2107
01:43:08,720 --> 01:43:10,720
turn that up boy

2108
01:43:10,720 --> 01:43:16,720
okay

2109
01:43:16,720 --> 01:43:18,720
let's go

2110
01:43:18,720 --> 01:43:21,720
so you're going for you know a hundred dollars

2111
01:43:21,720 --> 01:43:24,720
please refresh the page to hear the sounds

2112
01:43:24,720 --> 01:43:26,720
what

2113
01:43:26,720 --> 01:43:30,720
the most professional podcast most professional podcast ever

2114
01:43:30,720 --> 01:43:36,720
the page got refreshed we're gonna go

2115
01:43:36,720 --> 01:43:42,720
alright which of these ships did not sail on Columbus's voyage to the Americas

2116
01:43:42,720 --> 01:43:46,720
a Santa Maria b Nina

2117
01:43:46,720 --> 01:43:49,720
c Mayflower d Pinta

2118
01:43:49,720 --> 01:43:51,720
some mayflower

2119
01:43:51,720 --> 01:43:54,720
are you confident on that positive 100%

2120
01:43:54,720 --> 01:43:56,720
alright we're going with that

2121
01:43:56,720 --> 01:43:59,720
I'm gonna agree I don't fucking know that

2122
01:43:59,720 --> 01:44:02,720
once again early American history it's just

2123
01:44:02,720 --> 01:44:06,720
that is a dead zone in my brain

2124
01:44:06,720 --> 01:44:12,720
alright

2125
01:44:12,720 --> 01:44:16,720
200 dollars the Scoville scale measures what

2126
01:44:16,720 --> 01:44:25,720
a barometric pressure a b loudness of sound c brightness of light d heat of spicy food heat of spicy food

2127
01:44:25,720 --> 01:44:27,720
correct

2128
01:44:27,720 --> 01:44:32,720
that's correct

2129
01:44:32,720 --> 01:44:36,720
oh by the way if you fail you have to eat a ghost pepper

2130
01:44:36,720 --> 01:44:40,720
I don't care who does it I just want one of you to do it

2131
01:44:40,720 --> 01:44:43,720
I'm not eating a ghost pepper I already did

2132
01:44:43,720 --> 01:44:46,720
I want one of you to eat a fucking ghost

2133
01:44:46,720 --> 01:44:49,720
I'm not gonna do that I'm gonna do a fucking hit off of that shit

2134
01:44:49,720 --> 01:44:51,720
I'll fucking do a full hit I'm doing those

2135
01:44:51,720 --> 01:44:53,720
recreationally that can't be a punishment

2136
01:44:53,720 --> 01:44:56,720
we will pass bro I want to see a fucking ghost pepper eating

2137
01:44:56,720 --> 01:44:59,720
I don't fucking eat ghost peppers

2138
01:44:59,720 --> 01:45:04,720
take your fucking Andrew Jackson right back and shove it up your ass

2139
01:45:04,720 --> 01:45:06,720
are these reapers by the way

2140
01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:08,720
some of them are

2141
01:45:08,720 --> 01:45:10,720
this is a reaper

2142
01:45:10,720 --> 01:45:13,720
yeah reaper we're going for 300 dollars

2143
01:45:13,720 --> 01:45:16,720
which state is nicknamed the sunshine state

2144
01:45:16,720 --> 01:45:17,720
Florida

2145
01:45:17,720 --> 01:45:20,720
A Arizona B California C Georgia D Florida

2146
01:45:20,720 --> 01:45:22,720
Florida

2147
01:45:22,720 --> 01:45:26,720
not bad

2148
01:45:26,720 --> 01:45:30,720
that's only because I don't need a fucking Florida license plate you see

2149
01:45:30,720 --> 01:45:32,720
it's the only reason I know that

2150
01:45:32,720 --> 01:45:36,720
500 dollars which part of an atom has no electric charge

2151
01:45:36,720 --> 01:45:41,720
A proton B neutron C electron D quark

2152
01:45:41,720 --> 01:45:43,720
let's say a neutron

2153
01:45:43,720 --> 01:45:45,720
I think it is

2154
01:45:45,720 --> 01:45:46,720
wait

2155
01:45:46,720 --> 01:45:48,720
what are the answers again

2156
01:45:48,720 --> 01:45:51,720
A proton B neutron

2157
01:45:51,720 --> 01:45:53,720
that's negatively charged

2158
01:45:53,720 --> 01:45:55,720
C electron D quark

2159
01:45:55,720 --> 01:45:57,720
the quarks are the weird ones

2160
01:45:57,720 --> 01:45:59,720
I don't know a lot about that

2161
01:45:59,720 --> 01:46:02,720
I have no idea if they would have a charger on to be completely honest

2162
01:46:02,720 --> 01:46:03,720
that's a tough question

2163
01:46:03,720 --> 01:46:07,720
but I think protons are positively charged neutrons are negatively charged

2164
01:46:07,720 --> 01:46:09,720
electron I think

2165
01:46:09,720 --> 01:46:10,720
charged

2166
01:46:12,720 --> 01:46:14,720
do we want to go with quark here

2167
01:46:14,720 --> 01:46:17,720
I would go with quark

2168
01:46:17,720 --> 01:46:20,720
do you want to use the fucking thing where if we get it wrong we get another shot

2169
01:46:20,720 --> 01:46:22,720
sure

2170
01:46:22,720 --> 01:46:25,720
I don't know if we want to use that this early

2171
01:46:25,720 --> 01:46:27,720
no just let it go with quark whatever

2172
01:46:27,720 --> 01:46:28,720
doesn't matter

2173
01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:30,720
I don't want to blow it though

2174
01:46:30,720 --> 01:46:33,720
we got the lifelines and we don't know this one

2175
01:46:33,720 --> 01:46:36,720
I don't want to use one yet

2176
01:46:36,720 --> 01:46:39,720
we thinking 50-50 maybe

2177
01:46:39,720 --> 01:46:41,720
I don't want to use a lifeline

2178
01:46:41,720 --> 01:46:43,720
alright

2179
01:46:43,720 --> 01:46:47,720
I mean if you're confident about this one send it in

2180
01:46:47,720 --> 01:46:48,720
I'm not

2181
01:46:48,720 --> 01:46:50,720
then why are we using one man

2182
01:46:50,720 --> 01:46:52,720
I don't want to use a lifeline

2183
01:46:52,720 --> 01:46:54,720
alright dude we got to use a lifeline

2184
01:46:54,720 --> 01:46:57,720
I don't want to use a fucking lifeline he's going to fucking be an asshole

2185
01:46:57,720 --> 01:47:01,720
yes he want me to answer this and then if it's wrong you're going to get mad at me

2186
01:47:01,720 --> 01:47:03,720
no I'm saying I say it's a quark

2187
01:47:03,720 --> 01:47:06,720
fucking D quarks send it in

2188
01:47:06,720 --> 01:47:08,720
write down main street I don't know

2189
01:47:08,720 --> 01:47:10,720
if this is fucking

2190
01:47:10,720 --> 01:47:13,720
I don't know that can't be it man

2191
01:47:13,720 --> 01:47:14,720
it's gotta be it

2192
01:47:14,720 --> 01:47:15,720
no

2193
01:47:15,720 --> 01:47:18,720
no positive charge protons negative charge neutrons

2194
01:47:18,720 --> 01:47:21,720
fucking electrons I think are just charged

2195
01:47:21,720 --> 01:47:25,720
I thought electrons were the ones that did the fucking work so maybe they aren't charged

2196
01:47:25,720 --> 01:47:27,720
no no no it's a quark

2197
01:47:27,720 --> 01:47:29,720
I'm going with quark

2198
01:47:29,720 --> 01:47:31,720
alright fine send it in quark

2199
01:47:31,720 --> 01:47:32,720
final answer

2200
01:47:32,720 --> 01:47:34,720
I hope I think it is but I'm not confident

2201
01:47:34,720 --> 01:47:36,720
fuck it D quarks send it

2202
01:47:36,720 --> 01:47:38,720
punch the ticket

2203
01:47:42,720 --> 01:47:44,720
oh man you won't

2204
01:47:46,720 --> 01:47:47,720
what was it

2205
01:47:47,720 --> 01:47:48,720
I don't fucking know

2206
01:47:48,720 --> 01:47:49,720
neutron bro

2207
01:47:49,720 --> 01:47:50,720
fuck

2208
01:47:50,720 --> 01:47:52,720
no neutrons are negatively charged

2209
01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:54,720
no they're negatively charged

2210
01:47:54,720 --> 01:47:56,720
you guys are fucking retarded

2211
01:47:56,720 --> 01:47:58,720
I'm challenging this this is fucking retarded

2212
01:47:58,720 --> 01:48:00,720
you are retarded

2213
01:48:00,720 --> 01:48:02,720
I took organic chemistry bro

2214
01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:04,720
I'll burn your house down

2215
01:48:06,720 --> 01:48:08,720
then we'll see what's negatively charged

2216
01:48:08,720 --> 01:48:11,720
because guess what I'm fucking negatively charged

2217
01:48:11,720 --> 01:48:14,720
you guys are going to eat a fucking ghost over this early

2218
01:48:14,720 --> 01:48:16,720
I'm not eating anything

2219
01:48:16,720 --> 01:48:17,720
I refuse

2220
01:48:17,720 --> 01:48:18,720
I did my time

2221
01:48:18,720 --> 01:48:19,720
I'm good

2222
01:48:19,720 --> 01:48:21,720
and I'm not going to force that pain on anyone

2223
01:48:21,720 --> 01:48:23,720
you better force that pain on him then

2224
01:48:23,720 --> 01:48:26,720
that's not pain that's fun

2225
01:48:26,720 --> 01:48:27,720
I like that

2226
01:48:27,720 --> 01:48:28,720
fuck

2227
01:48:28,720 --> 01:48:29,720
let me see that

2228
01:48:29,720 --> 01:48:31,720
now look you better force that shit on him

2229
01:48:33,720 --> 01:48:35,720
fucking put that shit up his nose

2230
01:48:35,720 --> 01:48:36,720
why would I do it

2231
01:48:36,720 --> 01:48:40,720
I'm his teammate here I gotta do it too

2232
01:48:43,720 --> 01:48:45,720
next time we don't know we're using a fucking lifeline

2233
01:48:45,720 --> 01:48:47,720
we would have had that

2234
01:48:47,720 --> 01:48:49,720
we have got to use some way

2235
01:48:49,720 --> 01:48:51,720
yeah we fucking

2236
01:48:51,720 --> 01:48:53,720
you gotta cook it if you don't know it

2237
01:48:53,720 --> 01:48:55,720
no what's the point if they get to just

2238
01:48:55,720 --> 01:48:57,720
fuck

2239
01:48:57,720 --> 01:48:59,720
it's like entertainment I don't fucking know

2240
01:48:59,720 --> 01:49:00,720
I don't know

2241
01:49:00,720 --> 01:49:02,720
did he got an hour on break here

2242
01:49:02,720 --> 01:49:03,720
or do you want to have

2243
01:49:03,720 --> 01:49:05,720
you want to have fun

2244
01:49:05,720 --> 01:49:06,720
dammit

2245
01:49:06,720 --> 01:49:08,720
alright let me see his fuckers

2246
01:49:08,720 --> 01:49:09,720
for $1,000

2247
01:49:11,720 --> 01:49:13,720
what is the smallest country in the world

2248
01:49:13,720 --> 01:49:15,720
A. Malta

2249
01:49:15,720 --> 01:49:17,720
B. Luxembourg

2250
01:49:17,720 --> 01:49:18,720
C. Vatican City

2251
01:49:18,720 --> 01:49:21,720
D. San Marino

2252
01:49:21,720 --> 01:49:22,720
that might be Vatican right

2253
01:49:22,720 --> 01:49:24,720
it's Vatican City

2254
01:49:24,720 --> 01:49:25,720
I go with Vatican

2255
01:49:25,720 --> 01:49:26,720
are they a country though

2256
01:49:26,720 --> 01:49:27,720
they're a country yeah

2257
01:49:27,720 --> 01:49:28,720
do they go under a different designation

2258
01:49:28,720 --> 01:49:29,720
no they're a country

2259
01:49:29,720 --> 01:49:30,720
it's a tiny

2260
01:49:30,720 --> 01:49:31,720
it's a tiny ass country

2261
01:49:31,720 --> 01:49:33,720
it's gotta be Vatican City

2262
01:49:33,720 --> 01:49:35,720
tell me a pad of files

2263
01:49:36,720 --> 01:49:37,720
yes fine answer

2264
01:49:37,720 --> 01:49:38,720
yes

2265
01:49:43,720 --> 01:49:44,720
oh yes

2266
01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:46,720
oh fuck

2267
01:49:46,720 --> 01:49:49,720
finally Catholicism comes in fucking clutch

2268
01:49:49,720 --> 01:49:51,720
yeah well you got $1,000

2269
01:49:51,720 --> 01:49:53,720
you failed the uh

2270
01:49:53,720 --> 01:49:54,720
the $500 question

2271
01:49:54,720 --> 01:49:56,720
hey Casey suck my cock

2272
01:49:57,720 --> 01:49:59,720
neutron they're neutral bro

2273
01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:02,720
I took organic chemistry

2274
01:50:02,720 --> 01:50:04,720
so I'm just basically

2275
01:50:04,720 --> 01:50:09,720
going for $2,000

2276
01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:11,720
ask the kids some art history questions

2277
01:50:11,720 --> 01:50:12,720
that's what he went to school for

2278
01:50:12,720 --> 01:50:14,720
mm-hmm just art

2279
01:50:14,720 --> 01:50:15,720
oh shit

2280
01:50:15,720 --> 01:50:17,720
some Bob Ross questions

2281
01:50:18,720 --> 01:50:19,720
$2,000

2282
01:50:19,720 --> 01:50:21,720
which river runs through Paris

2283
01:50:22,720 --> 01:50:23,720
A. Cien

2284
01:50:24,720 --> 01:50:25,720
B. Loire

2285
01:50:25,720 --> 01:50:27,720
C. Rhone

2286
01:50:27,720 --> 01:50:28,720
D. Guerrone

2287
01:50:29,720 --> 01:50:30,720
I have no fucking clue

2288
01:50:30,720 --> 01:50:32,720
I have no fucking clue

2289
01:50:33,720 --> 01:50:35,720
I'm not even gonna pretend like I know

2290
01:50:35,720 --> 01:50:36,720
wait read him again

2291
01:50:37,720 --> 01:50:38,720
A. Cien

2292
01:50:38,720 --> 01:50:39,720
now

2293
01:50:39,720 --> 01:50:40,720
B. Loire

2294
01:50:40,720 --> 01:50:41,720
50-50

2295
01:50:41,720 --> 01:50:42,720
C. Rhone

2296
01:50:42,720 --> 01:50:43,720
D. Guerrone

2297
01:50:43,720 --> 01:50:47,720
I don't think Dan knows the Cien there

2298
01:50:47,720 --> 01:50:49,720
50-50 yeah no there's no fucking way

2299
01:50:49,720 --> 01:50:50,720
this is a tough question

2300
01:50:50,720 --> 01:50:51,720
is it?

2301
01:50:51,720 --> 01:50:52,720
yeah this is retarded

2302
01:50:52,720 --> 01:50:54,720
who the fuck knows about Paris

2303
01:50:54,720 --> 01:50:55,720
I do

2304
01:50:55,720 --> 01:50:57,720
I know who's in Paris

2305
01:50:58,720 --> 01:51:00,720
so Casey you know about Paris

2306
01:51:00,720 --> 01:51:01,720
put a Paris question in there

2307
01:51:01,720 --> 01:51:03,720
you're 50-50 yet? alright

2308
01:51:04,720 --> 01:51:06,720
I'll eliminate B and D

2309
01:51:06,720 --> 01:51:10,720
so your options are A, Cien and C. Rhone

2310
01:51:12,720 --> 01:51:14,720
I want to say it's the second one

2311
01:51:14,720 --> 01:51:17,720
well let's do the multiple choice

2312
01:51:17,720 --> 01:51:19,720
no let's do the

2313
01:51:19,720 --> 01:51:20,720
if I

2314
01:51:20,720 --> 01:51:21,720
we're cooking too

2315
01:51:21,720 --> 01:51:22,720
yeah we're gonna cook too

2316
01:51:22,720 --> 01:51:24,720
I'm gonna guarantee the right answer

2317
01:51:24,720 --> 01:51:25,720
yeah we're gonna guarantee the right answer

2318
01:51:25,720 --> 01:51:26,720
so

2319
01:51:26,720 --> 01:51:28,720
I'm just gonna guarantee the right answer

2320
01:51:28,720 --> 01:51:29,720
you see I love fly to get it

2321
01:51:29,720 --> 01:51:30,720
guaranteed right

2322
01:51:30,720 --> 01:51:31,720
double damn

2323
01:51:31,720 --> 01:51:33,720
I'll go with whatever one is

2324
01:51:33,720 --> 01:51:35,720
and whatever the other one is

2325
01:51:35,720 --> 01:51:37,720
which one do you want to guess it is?

2326
01:51:38,720 --> 01:51:40,720
I think we do the second one

2327
01:51:40,720 --> 01:51:42,720
I don't know why I just got a gut feeling

2328
01:51:42,720 --> 01:51:45,720
I'm not I know I had the opposite take the last time

2329
01:51:45,720 --> 01:51:46,720
Rhone?

2330
01:51:46,720 --> 01:51:48,720
I said we just fucking send it in

2331
01:51:48,720 --> 01:51:50,720
I don't think we use the second choice here

2332
01:51:50,720 --> 01:51:51,720
we're just gonna use Rhone

2333
01:51:51,720 --> 01:51:54,720
and then if we have to use the second choice we do

2334
01:51:55,720 --> 01:51:57,720
well no you gotta put that in beforehand

2335
01:51:57,720 --> 01:51:58,720
I don't fucking care

2336
01:51:58,720 --> 01:51:59,720
whatever

2337
01:51:59,720 --> 01:52:00,720
just send it Rhone

2338
01:52:00,720 --> 01:52:01,720
come on

2339
01:52:01,720 --> 01:52:03,720
fuck

2340
01:52:03,720 --> 01:52:05,720
we double dip

2341
01:52:05,720 --> 01:52:07,720
I said I never agreed

2342
01:52:07,720 --> 01:52:09,720
are you using the double dip or not?

2343
01:52:09,720 --> 01:52:10,720
yeah we're using the double dip

2344
01:52:10,720 --> 01:52:11,720
alright

2345
01:52:11,720 --> 01:52:12,720
we fucking got it wrong

2346
01:52:12,720 --> 01:52:14,720
yeah I guess we'll use it

2347
01:52:14,720 --> 01:52:16,720
alright the correct answer is the other one

2348
01:52:16,720 --> 01:52:18,720
fuck you shit

2349
01:52:18,720 --> 01:52:20,720
who the fuck cares

2350
01:52:20,720 --> 01:52:22,720
who the fuck cares about Paris

2351
01:52:22,720 --> 01:52:24,720
if you're fucking watching this from Paris

2352
01:52:24,720 --> 01:52:26,720
you smell terrible

2353
01:52:26,720 --> 01:52:29,720
put on some deodorant and fucking shade you fucking degenerate

2354
01:52:29,720 --> 01:52:31,720
and we don't want you here either

2355
01:52:31,720 --> 01:52:34,720
how many viewers do we have from Paris?

2356
01:52:34,720 --> 01:52:35,720
I don't know

2357
01:52:35,720 --> 01:52:37,720
not a lot now

2358
01:52:38,720 --> 01:52:39,720
fuck you

2359
01:52:39,720 --> 01:52:41,720
what if that was like most of our viewers

2360
01:52:42,720 --> 01:52:45,720
well we have a lot of views from Belgium actually

2361
01:52:45,720 --> 01:52:46,720
Belgium's cool

2362
01:52:46,720 --> 01:52:48,720
yeah I have to my Belgium homies

2363
01:52:48,720 --> 01:52:50,720
don't ask a Belgium question

2364
01:52:50,720 --> 01:52:52,720
because then we're gonna fucking alienate our base

2365
01:52:52,720 --> 01:52:54,720
we're not gonna get back to it

2366
01:52:55,720 --> 01:52:57,720
$4,000

2367
01:52:57,720 --> 01:52:59,720
what are these colors

2368
01:52:59,720 --> 01:53:03,720
which of these colors is on the bottom in a rainbow

2369
01:53:03,720 --> 01:53:05,720
A red

2370
01:53:05,720 --> 01:53:06,720
B orange

2371
01:53:06,720 --> 01:53:07,720
C green

2372
01:53:07,720 --> 01:53:09,720
D violet

2373
01:53:09,720 --> 01:53:11,720
I'd say violet

2374
01:53:11,720 --> 01:53:13,720
yeah violet

2375
01:53:14,720 --> 01:53:16,720
it starts yeah right

2376
01:53:16,720 --> 01:53:17,720
I think it's violet

2377
01:53:17,720 --> 01:53:20,720
it starts like bright and goes down darker yeah

2378
01:53:20,720 --> 01:53:23,720
well no I mean it gets dark and bright throughout

2379
01:53:23,720 --> 01:53:25,720
but I feel like it fucking ends dark

2380
01:53:25,720 --> 01:53:28,720
yeah I think it's that I think it's violet

2381
01:53:28,720 --> 01:53:31,720
I think he's shipped and fucking punched the ticket

2382
01:53:31,720 --> 01:53:33,720
finally I'm sorry

2383
01:53:34,720 --> 01:53:36,720
what did you know this

2384
01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:38,720
and then we're wrong is that it damn

2385
01:53:38,720 --> 01:53:39,720
I'm just

2386
01:53:39,720 --> 01:53:40,720
yeah it's fine

2387
01:53:40,720 --> 01:53:42,720
Dan's laughing over here but they got it right

2388
01:53:42,720 --> 01:53:44,720
yeah baby

2389
01:53:44,720 --> 01:53:45,720
I mean it that was

2390
01:53:45,720 --> 01:53:46,720
sorry I'm laughing

2391
01:53:46,720 --> 01:53:48,720
what did she say yeah

2392
01:53:48,720 --> 01:53:49,720
I thought it was red

2393
01:53:49,720 --> 01:53:51,720
now red's a ton

2394
01:53:51,720 --> 01:53:57,720
yeah it's way better than just laughing people

2395
01:53:57,720 --> 01:54:01,720
maybe second guess myself so hard there

2396
01:54:01,720 --> 01:54:03,720
I was so sure what he got asked it was violet

2397
01:54:03,720 --> 01:54:05,720
yeah it's the darkest one

2398
01:54:05,720 --> 01:54:07,720
I thought it was either blue or violet

2399
01:54:07,720 --> 01:54:09,720
but blue wasn't an option so

2400
01:54:09,720 --> 01:54:11,720
if you put blue on there I would have been

2401
01:54:11,720 --> 01:54:12,720
I would have like fucking

2402
01:54:12,720 --> 01:54:14,720
yeah that would be an argument

2403
01:54:14,720 --> 01:54:16,720
$8,000

2404
01:54:16,720 --> 01:54:19,720
approximately how many times does the heart beat per day

2405
01:54:19,720 --> 01:54:21,720
A

2406
01:54:21,720 --> 01:54:22,720
A1000

2407
01:54:22,720 --> 01:54:24,720
B10,000

2408
01:54:24,720 --> 01:54:25,720
C100,000

2409
01:54:25,720 --> 01:54:27,720
D1 million

2410
01:54:27,720 --> 01:54:29,720
so 80's average

2411
01:54:29,720 --> 01:54:31,720
are we going like just average

2412
01:54:31,720 --> 01:54:33,720
average calculator

2413
01:54:33,720 --> 01:54:35,720
no

2414
01:54:35,720 --> 01:54:37,720
so 80 is average

2415
01:54:37,720 --> 01:54:39,720
for a minute

2416
01:54:39,720 --> 01:54:41,720
and they're 60

2417
01:54:41,720 --> 01:54:43,720
they're 60 minutes an hour so 80 times 60

2418
01:54:43,720 --> 01:54:45,720
so that would be 8 times 6

2419
01:54:45,720 --> 01:54:47,720
36

2420
01:54:47,720 --> 01:54:49,720
so 300

2421
01:54:49,720 --> 01:54:51,720
so it would be

2422
01:54:51,720 --> 01:54:53,720
3600

2423
01:54:53,720 --> 01:54:55,720
so 80 times that would be 4 times 36

2424
01:54:55,720 --> 01:54:57,720
fuck

2425
01:54:57,720 --> 01:54:59,720
damn dude I don't know that shit

2426
01:54:59,720 --> 01:55:01,720
fuck

2427
01:55:01,720 --> 01:55:03,720
what were the answers

2428
01:55:03,720 --> 01:55:05,720
A1000, B10,000, C100,000

2429
01:55:05,720 --> 01:55:07,720
that's gonna be like 100 right

2430
01:55:07,720 --> 01:55:09,720
D1 million

2431
01:55:09,720 --> 01:55:11,720
I'd say 100,000

2432
01:55:11,720 --> 01:55:13,720
no I don't know man

2433
01:55:13,720 --> 01:55:15,720
fuck

2434
01:55:15,720 --> 01:55:17,720
100,000

2435
01:55:17,720 --> 01:55:19,720
it can't be 10,000 you're multiplying

2436
01:55:19,720 --> 01:55:21,720
36

2437
01:55:21,720 --> 01:55:23,720
3600 by 24

2438
01:55:23,720 --> 01:55:25,720
yeah 100,000 let's go

2439
01:55:25,720 --> 01:55:27,720
100,000 baby

2440
01:55:27,720 --> 01:55:29,720
guys what if you rounded it up to 100

2441
01:55:29,720 --> 01:55:31,720
it's gotta be higher

2442
01:55:31,720 --> 01:55:33,720
right cause it could be between 60 and 100

2443
01:55:33,720 --> 01:55:35,720
that'll get you close right

2444
01:55:35,720 --> 01:55:37,720
yeah let's go

2445
01:55:37,720 --> 01:55:39,720
let's go with 100

2446
01:55:39,720 --> 01:55:41,720
100 times

2447
01:55:41,720 --> 01:55:43,720
yeah we need that weight aren't we

2448
01:55:43,720 --> 01:55:45,720
we need to

2449
01:55:45,720 --> 01:55:47,720
fucking 60

2450
01:55:47,720 --> 01:55:49,720
I've been here all day

2451
01:55:49,720 --> 01:55:51,720
so let's do 100 times

2452
01:55:51,720 --> 01:55:53,720
60

2453
01:55:53,720 --> 01:55:55,720
so that's 6000

2454
01:55:55,720 --> 01:55:57,720
so 6000

2455
01:55:57,720 --> 01:55:59,720
times 24

2456
01:55:59,720 --> 01:56:01,720
is

2457
01:56:01,720 --> 01:56:03,720
so it's 6 times 24

2458
01:56:03,720 --> 01:56:05,720
it's not easy on this spot

2459
01:56:05,720 --> 01:56:07,720
wait what's 12 times 12

2460
01:56:07,720 --> 01:56:09,720
I don't fucking know

2461
01:56:09,720 --> 01:56:11,720
I lost where I was at in this equation

2462
01:56:11,720 --> 01:56:13,720
I don't know how many zeros

2463
01:56:13,720 --> 01:56:15,720
fuck

2464
01:56:15,720 --> 01:56:17,720
because now it would be 6000 times

2465
01:56:17,720 --> 01:56:19,720
6000 times 10

2466
01:56:19,720 --> 01:56:21,720
it would be 60,000

2467
01:56:21,720 --> 01:56:23,720
and

2468
01:56:23,720 --> 01:56:25,720
what's the closest to the

2469
01:56:25,720 --> 01:56:27,720
60,000

2470
01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:29,720
not there

2471
01:56:29,720 --> 01:56:31,720
wait no you're taking over

2472
01:56:31,720 --> 01:56:33,720
more than half so let's double that

2473
01:56:33,720 --> 01:56:35,720
so 60,000 then it would be 120,000

2474
01:56:35,720 --> 01:56:37,720
what were the options again

2475
01:56:37,720 --> 01:56:39,720
just go throw

2476
01:56:39,720 --> 01:56:41,720
oh it's gotta be 100,000

2477
01:56:41,720 --> 01:56:43,720
that's what I'm saying

2478
01:56:43,720 --> 01:56:45,720
I know but I want to make sure we do it

2479
01:56:45,720 --> 01:56:47,720
let's go 100,000

2480
01:56:47,720 --> 01:56:49,720
watch the ticket

2481
01:56:49,720 --> 01:56:51,720
100,000

2482
01:56:51,720 --> 01:56:53,720
that took a lot of math

2483
01:56:53,720 --> 01:56:55,720
for two hours to deal

2484
01:56:55,720 --> 01:56:57,720
too long

2485
01:56:59,720 --> 01:57:01,720
it worked though

2486
01:57:01,720 --> 01:57:03,720
I sailed you over three times

2487
01:57:05,720 --> 01:57:07,720
we both had like our separate

2488
01:57:07,720 --> 01:57:09,720
thought processes going in there

2489
01:57:09,720 --> 01:57:11,720
wait but no you gotta

2490
01:57:11,720 --> 01:57:13,720
divide that by two and then multiply

2491
01:57:13,720 --> 01:57:15,720
cause it's too hard to do it that way

2492
01:57:15,720 --> 01:57:17,720
fuck

2493
01:57:17,720 --> 01:57:19,720
shit

2494
01:57:19,720 --> 01:57:21,720
oh I can't wait for med math

2495
01:57:21,720 --> 01:57:23,720
it's fucking med school

2496
01:57:23,720 --> 01:57:25,720
I'm gonna be a fucking dingus

2497
01:57:25,720 --> 01:57:27,720
no it's bad

2498
01:57:27,720 --> 01:57:29,720
it's bad

2499
01:57:29,720 --> 01:57:31,720
it's bad for me

2500
01:57:31,720 --> 01:57:33,720
what?

2501
01:57:33,720 --> 01:57:35,720
no

2502
01:57:35,720 --> 01:57:37,720
oh no I feel like

2503
01:57:37,720 --> 01:57:39,720
alright you guys got $8,000

2504
01:57:39,720 --> 01:57:41,720
for your wedding so far

2505
01:57:41,720 --> 01:57:43,720
thanks

2506
01:57:43,720 --> 01:57:45,720
you go for 16 here we go

2507
01:57:45,720 --> 01:57:47,720
everybody gets slurpees and cumbies

2508
01:57:47,720 --> 01:57:49,720
when they come

2509
01:57:49,720 --> 01:57:51,720
that's not terrible

2510
01:57:51,720 --> 01:57:53,720
queen guitarist Brian May

2511
01:57:53,720 --> 01:57:55,720
has a degree in what branch of

2512
01:57:55,720 --> 01:57:57,720
science

2513
01:57:57,720 --> 01:57:59,720
who fucking got it? it has to be art

2514
01:57:59,720 --> 01:58:05,720
no it's a science

2515
01:58:07,720 --> 01:58:09,720
case he's a fucking dingus so it's probably

2516
01:58:09,720 --> 01:58:11,720
child psychology

2517
01:58:11,720 --> 01:58:13,720
god damn it

2518
01:58:13,720 --> 01:58:15,720
dude fuck these questions

2519
01:58:15,720 --> 01:58:17,720
fuck you

2520
01:58:17,720 --> 01:58:19,720
fuck you

2521
01:58:19,720 --> 01:58:21,720
you piece of shit

2522
01:58:21,720 --> 01:58:23,720
bro I don't fucking know

2523
01:58:23,720 --> 01:58:25,720
was this in bohemian?

2524
01:58:25,720 --> 01:58:27,720
why the fuck would I know what he went to college for

2525
01:58:27,720 --> 01:58:29,720
I hardly knew the guy

2526
01:58:29,720 --> 01:58:31,720
if you asked what his name was

2527
01:58:31,720 --> 01:58:33,720
that would have been a good question

2528
01:58:33,720 --> 01:58:35,720
fucking hate queen

2529
01:58:35,720 --> 01:58:37,720
I fucking hate queen

2530
01:58:37,720 --> 01:58:39,720
queen's alright I like queen

2531
01:58:39,720 --> 01:58:41,720
pick a fucking BPM the orzanias

2532
01:58:41,720 --> 01:58:43,720
stick with it

2533
01:58:43,720 --> 01:58:45,720
use a life

2534
01:58:45,720 --> 01:58:47,720
fuck man

2535
01:58:47,720 --> 01:58:49,720
fuck that behemian raps

2536
01:58:49,720 --> 01:58:51,720
I love behemian raps

2537
01:58:51,720 --> 01:58:53,720
fucking freddy mercury

2538
01:58:53,720 --> 01:58:55,720
shave the fucking stash you look terrible

2539
01:58:55,720 --> 01:58:57,720
get some braces

2540
01:58:57,720 --> 01:58:59,720
hey man

2541
01:58:59,720 --> 01:59:01,720
come back to life don't be dying in age

2542
01:59:01,720 --> 01:59:03,720
ask the audience

2543
01:59:03,720 --> 01:59:05,720
or call Don one

2544
01:59:05,720 --> 01:59:07,720
I don't know he really doesn't look sure in this answer

2545
01:59:07,720 --> 01:59:09,720
I'm just not even gonna ask him

2546
01:59:09,720 --> 01:59:11,720
let's go child psychology that's my final answer

2547
01:59:11,720 --> 01:59:13,720
I don't care if I do

2548
01:59:13,720 --> 01:59:15,720
bro that's a big fucking

2549
01:59:15,720 --> 01:59:17,720
I mean I say we flip a coin

2550
01:59:17,720 --> 01:59:19,720
I said we either do child psychology or astrophysics

2551
01:59:19,720 --> 01:59:21,720
no it's child psychology

2552
01:59:21,720 --> 01:59:23,720
I'm going 100% child psychology

2553
01:59:23,720 --> 01:59:25,720
I'm gonna send the ticket but if this is astrophysics

2554
01:59:25,720 --> 01:59:27,720
I'm gonna get sad

2555
01:59:27,720 --> 01:59:29,720
it's my fault if we lose it

2556
01:59:29,720 --> 01:59:31,720
child psychology

2557
01:59:31,720 --> 01:59:33,720
child

2558
01:59:33,720 --> 01:59:35,720
it's not like I just looked up the answer

2559
01:59:35,720 --> 01:59:37,720
and you could just ask me

2560
01:59:37,720 --> 01:59:39,720
look it up

2561
01:59:39,720 --> 01:59:41,720
I can look it up

2562
01:59:41,720 --> 01:59:43,720
was I astrophysics?

2563
01:59:43,720 --> 01:59:45,720
fuck

2564
01:59:45,720 --> 01:59:47,720
whatever

2565
01:59:47,720 --> 01:59:49,720
it happens

2566
01:59:49,720 --> 01:59:51,720
it happens three times

2567
01:59:51,720 --> 01:59:53,720
alright we haven't tried the scorpion peppers yet

2568
01:59:53,720 --> 01:59:55,720
I mean no

2569
01:59:55,720 --> 01:59:57,720
no that's the one I ate

2570
01:59:57,720 --> 01:59:59,720
that made me shit my pants

2571
01:59:59,720 --> 02:00:01,720
no

2572
02:00:01,720 --> 02:00:03,720
fuck

2573
02:00:03,720 --> 02:00:05,720
I'm not gonna pretend like I knew it was

2574
02:00:05,720 --> 02:00:07,720
astrophysics by the way that was a wild guess

2575
02:00:07,720 --> 02:00:09,720
yeah

2576
02:00:09,720 --> 02:00:11,720
I was like queen probably gay

2577
02:00:11,720 --> 02:00:13,720
probably likes kids

2578
02:00:13,720 --> 02:00:15,720
you know that

2579
02:00:15,720 --> 02:00:17,720
that Brian's name is like an astrophysicist

2580
02:00:17,720 --> 02:00:19,720
no

2581
02:00:19,720 --> 02:00:21,720
who knows that

2582
02:00:21,720 --> 02:00:23,720
yeah of course you did Casey

2583
02:00:23,720 --> 02:00:25,720
cause you're fucking autistic

2584
02:00:25,720 --> 02:00:27,720
you fucking find the weirdest fucking things

2585
02:00:27,720 --> 02:00:29,720
oh wow actually that's pretty fucking cool

2586
02:00:29,720 --> 02:00:31,720
I think I know this person

2587
02:00:31,720 --> 02:00:33,720
is an astrophysicist that's kinda cool

2588
02:00:33,720 --> 02:00:35,720
yeah

2589
02:00:35,720 --> 02:00:37,720
if you ask me

2590
02:00:37,720 --> 02:00:39,720
I didn't know these questions were gonna be so hard for you

2591
02:00:39,720 --> 02:00:41,720
if you ask me who fucking kneeled the grass

2592
02:00:41,720 --> 02:00:43,720
Tyson's what his fucking thing was

2593
02:00:43,720 --> 02:00:45,720
this is such a personalized fucking

2594
02:00:45,720 --> 02:00:47,720
fucking hit that shit Tyler

2595
02:00:47,720 --> 02:00:49,720
I already fucking did whatever man

2596
02:00:49,720 --> 02:00:51,720
I almost threw up

2597
02:00:51,720 --> 02:00:53,720
fuck that shit

2598
02:00:53,720 --> 02:00:55,720
I'm gonna go throw up

2599
02:00:57,720 --> 02:00:59,720
alright

2600
02:00:59,720 --> 02:01:01,720
oh you're gonna love this one

2601
02:01:01,720 --> 02:01:03,720
great

2602
02:01:03,720 --> 02:01:05,720
holy fuck

2603
02:01:05,720 --> 02:01:07,720
going for $25,000

2604
02:01:09,720 --> 02:01:11,720
what color is the black box

2605
02:01:11,720 --> 02:01:13,720
on the aircraft

2606
02:01:13,720 --> 02:01:15,720
it's not black it's orange

2607
02:01:15,720 --> 02:01:17,720
it's B green

2608
02:01:17,720 --> 02:01:19,720
C white D black

2609
02:01:19,720 --> 02:01:21,720
it's orange I feel orange

2610
02:01:21,720 --> 02:01:23,720
it's definitely orange

2611
02:01:23,720 --> 02:01:25,720
absolutely

2612
02:01:25,720 --> 02:01:27,720
it's easy to see

2613
02:01:27,720 --> 02:01:29,720
I watched a fucking documentary on that

2614
02:01:29,720 --> 02:01:31,720
9-11

2615
02:01:31,720 --> 02:01:33,720
mh370

2616
02:01:33,720 --> 02:01:35,720
that was stacked up 9-11

2617
02:01:35,720 --> 02:01:37,720
I saw that

2618
02:01:37,720 --> 02:01:39,720
that was a fucked up documentary

2619
02:01:39,720 --> 02:01:41,720
9-11

2620
02:01:41,720 --> 02:01:43,720
orange

2621
02:01:43,720 --> 02:01:45,720
I thought that was a bad sound for a second

2622
02:01:45,720 --> 02:01:47,720
I thought that was a bad sound for a second

2623
02:01:47,720 --> 02:01:49,720
I was like no it's not

2624
02:01:49,720 --> 02:01:51,720
well you got

2625
02:01:51,720 --> 02:01:53,720
fucking $50,000

2626
02:01:53,720 --> 02:01:55,720
in here bro

2627
02:01:55,720 --> 02:01:57,720
we're doing great

2628
02:01:57,720 --> 02:01:59,720
$25,000

2629
02:01:59,720 --> 02:02:01,720
you're going for $50,000

2630
02:02:01,720 --> 02:02:03,720
alright

2631
02:02:03,720 --> 02:02:05,720
and you're gonna fucking blow each other out of the wedding

2632
02:02:05,720 --> 02:02:07,720
wow

2633
02:02:07,720 --> 02:02:09,720
wow

2634
02:02:09,720 --> 02:02:11,720
gotta consummate the merits

2635
02:02:11,720 --> 02:02:13,720
alright let's go

2636
02:02:13,720 --> 02:02:15,720
they are fucking made mom

2637
02:02:19,720 --> 02:02:21,720
oh

2638
02:02:21,720 --> 02:02:23,720
$50,000

2639
02:02:23,720 --> 02:02:25,720
should be asking these hard questions and shit

2640
02:02:25,720 --> 02:02:27,720
what unit of measurement

2641
02:02:27,720 --> 02:02:29,720
is used to describe the number of atoms

2642
02:02:29,720 --> 02:02:31,720
or molecules in a substance

2643
02:02:31,720 --> 02:02:33,720
that's a nano I thought it was moles

2644
02:02:33,720 --> 02:02:35,720
A hog

2645
02:02:35,720 --> 02:02:37,720
B chuck C rat D mole

2646
02:02:37,720 --> 02:02:39,720
oh I think it's gotta be mole then

2647
02:02:39,720 --> 02:02:41,720
if you guessed it before

2648
02:02:41,720 --> 02:02:43,720
you even said it I'm confident with that

2649
02:02:43,720 --> 02:02:45,720
I think it's moles

2650
02:02:45,720 --> 02:02:47,720
yeah

2651
02:02:47,720 --> 02:02:49,720
you going for it

2652
02:02:49,720 --> 02:02:51,720
I'm fine with it Locked in

2653
02:02:53,720 --> 02:02:55,720
fuck

2654
02:02:59,720 --> 02:03:01,720
alright we both got

2655
02:03:01,720 --> 02:03:03,720
two answers to the table here we're rolling

2656
02:03:03,720 --> 02:03:05,720
we're rolling here now

2657
02:03:05,720 --> 02:03:07,720
obscure question

2658
02:03:07,720 --> 02:03:09,720
here we go

2659
02:03:09,720 --> 02:03:11,720
I just heard I'm like moles probably moles

2660
02:03:13,720 --> 02:03:15,720
I guess I don't understand what

2661
02:03:15,720 --> 02:03:17,720
I was asking at first

2662
02:03:17,720 --> 02:03:19,720
I was saying like nanometers but

2663
02:03:19,720 --> 02:03:21,720
I gotta think smaller than that

2664
02:03:21,720 --> 02:03:23,720
$100,000

2665
02:03:23,720 --> 02:03:25,720
Sinophobia is the fear of

2666
02:03:25,720 --> 02:03:27,720
A cat

2667
02:03:27,720 --> 02:03:29,720
B cold C dogs

2668
02:03:29,720 --> 02:03:31,720
D heat

2669
02:03:33,720 --> 02:03:35,720
because so fucking personalized

2670
02:03:35,720 --> 02:03:37,720
I think it's fucking dogs

2671
02:03:37,720 --> 02:03:39,720
that's actually a good point

2672
02:03:39,720 --> 02:03:41,720
wait what

2673
02:03:41,720 --> 02:03:43,720
what were the so is

2674
02:03:43,720 --> 02:03:45,720
cats?

2675
02:03:45,720 --> 02:03:47,720
yeah cats, dogs, what else

2676
02:03:47,720 --> 02:03:49,720
cold heat

2677
02:03:49,720 --> 02:03:51,720
I'm going with dogs

2678
02:03:51,720 --> 02:03:53,720
it's so personalized

2679
02:03:53,720 --> 02:03:55,720
I'm okay with that

2680
02:03:55,720 --> 02:03:57,720
let's just go with dogs

2681
02:03:57,720 --> 02:03:59,720
because I don't fucking know

2682
02:03:59,720 --> 02:04:01,720
I really don't know either it could be

2683
02:04:01,720 --> 02:04:03,720
no I'm not gonna start speculating

2684
02:04:03,720 --> 02:04:05,720
I'm saying dogs just fucking locking in

2685
02:04:05,720 --> 02:04:07,720
dogs

2686
02:04:07,720 --> 02:04:09,720
I'm just gonna get mad at myself

2687
02:04:09,720 --> 02:04:11,720
but my second guess is right

2688
02:04:13,720 --> 02:04:15,720
yeah baby

2689
02:04:15,720 --> 02:04:17,720
it's all

2690
02:04:17,720 --> 02:04:19,720
we know it now

2691
02:04:19,720 --> 02:04:21,720
it's about him

2692
02:04:21,720 --> 02:04:23,720
alright here we go then

2693
02:04:23,720 --> 02:04:25,720
it's about him

2694
02:04:25,720 --> 02:04:27,720
he's like I'm like crack my code

2695
02:04:27,720 --> 02:04:29,720
well us knowing doesn't really matter

2696
02:04:29,720 --> 02:04:31,720
cause he's still asking us about community parts

2697
02:04:31,720 --> 02:04:33,720
we know

2698
02:04:33,720 --> 02:04:35,720
$250,000

2699
02:04:35,720 --> 02:04:37,720
which was the first country to

2700
02:04:37,720 --> 02:04:39,720
legalize same-sex marriage

2701
02:04:39,720 --> 02:04:41,720
A. Belgium

2702
02:04:41,720 --> 02:04:43,720
B. Sweden C. France

2703
02:04:43,720 --> 02:04:45,720
D. Netherlands I told you

2704
02:04:45,720 --> 02:04:47,720
I was gonna ask a question about Belgium

2705
02:04:47,720 --> 02:04:49,720
I think it's France

2706
02:04:49,720 --> 02:04:51,720
because those guys are real fucking gay

2707
02:04:51,720 --> 02:04:53,720
I feel like it would be the Swedes

2708
02:04:53,720 --> 02:04:55,720
I feel like they're even gayer

2709
02:04:55,720 --> 02:04:57,720
we're losing our fucking international viewership here

2710
02:04:57,720 --> 02:04:59,720
we are really hurting them now

2711
02:04:59,720 --> 02:05:01,720
damn

2712
02:05:01,720 --> 02:05:03,720
damn what is it

2713
02:05:03,720 --> 02:05:05,720
I think we should use a lifeline

2714
02:05:05,720 --> 02:05:07,720
yeah

2715
02:05:07,720 --> 02:05:09,720
I'll ask the audience

2716
02:05:09,720 --> 02:05:11,720
what do we think Dan

2717
02:05:11,720 --> 02:05:13,720
yeah

2718
02:05:17,720 --> 02:05:19,720
you're asking Dan one?

2719
02:05:19,720 --> 02:05:21,720
now we're asking Dan the audience

2720
02:05:21,720 --> 02:05:23,720
have you spoken up?

2721
02:05:23,720 --> 02:05:25,720
yeah he never said there was anything against that

2722
02:05:25,720 --> 02:05:27,720
so what were the options

2723
02:05:27,720 --> 02:05:29,720
um

2724
02:05:29,720 --> 02:05:31,720
it was France, Sweden, Netherlands, Belgium

2725
02:05:31,720 --> 02:05:33,720
okay

2726
02:05:33,720 --> 02:05:35,720
is it France?

2727
02:05:35,720 --> 02:05:37,720
I'm not gonna tell them

2728
02:05:37,720 --> 02:05:39,720
but I'll give them a clue

2729
02:05:39,720 --> 02:05:41,720
alright

2730
02:05:41,720 --> 02:05:43,720
windmills

2731
02:05:43,720 --> 02:05:45,720
it's Netherlands

2732
02:05:45,720 --> 02:05:47,720
maybe Netherlands

2733
02:05:47,720 --> 02:05:49,720
yeah I think it's Netherlands

2734
02:05:49,720 --> 02:05:51,720
fine let's go

2735
02:05:51,720 --> 02:05:53,720
Netherlands, Lausanne

2736
02:05:53,720 --> 02:05:55,720
alright

2737
02:05:55,720 --> 02:05:57,720
come on baby

2738
02:05:57,720 --> 02:05:59,720
come on

2739
02:05:59,720 --> 02:06:01,720
Evan

2740
02:06:01,720 --> 02:06:03,720
windmills

2741
02:06:03,720 --> 02:06:05,720
I don't even know why Netherlands came to my mind

2742
02:06:05,720 --> 02:06:07,720
nah it's the fucking windmill

2743
02:06:07,720 --> 02:06:09,720
it's the Dutch

2744
02:06:09,720 --> 02:06:11,720
that's why okay

2745
02:06:11,720 --> 02:06:13,720
yep

2746
02:06:13,720 --> 02:06:15,720
that's why when you go to the town of Rotterdam

2747
02:06:15,720 --> 02:06:17,720
the little sign is a fucking windmill

2748
02:06:17,720 --> 02:06:19,720
yeah I can see where I'm at

2749
02:06:19,720 --> 02:06:21,720
Rotterdam

2750
02:06:21,720 --> 02:06:23,720
$30,000

2751
02:06:23,720 --> 02:06:25,720
$500,000

2752
02:06:25,720 --> 02:06:27,720
yay

2753
02:06:27,720 --> 02:06:29,720
yay

2754
02:06:29,720 --> 02:06:31,720
gonna be the best wedding ever

2755
02:06:31,720 --> 02:06:33,720
yay

2756
02:06:33,720 --> 02:06:35,720
what song

2757
02:06:35,720 --> 02:06:37,720
has the Guinness World Record for the best-selling

2758
02:06:37,720 --> 02:06:39,720
single of all time

2759
02:06:39,720 --> 02:06:41,720
thriller maybe

2760
02:06:41,720 --> 02:06:43,720
a shape of you, Ed Sheeran

2761
02:06:43,720 --> 02:06:45,720
maybe that might be that one

2762
02:06:45,720 --> 02:06:47,720
b, Despacito, Louis

2763
02:06:47,720 --> 02:06:49,720
Fonzi, Daddy Yankee

2764
02:06:49,720 --> 02:06:51,720
Christmas, Bing Crosby

2765
02:06:51,720 --> 02:06:53,720
D, Hey Jude, The Beatles

2766
02:06:53,720 --> 02:06:55,720
I think it might be Despacito

2767
02:06:55,720 --> 02:06:57,720
it's got a nice international audience

2768
02:06:57,720 --> 02:06:59,720
I think it's one of the first two

2769
02:06:59,720 --> 02:07:01,720
I don't think it's The Beatles

2770
02:07:01,720 --> 02:07:03,720
no the fucking Beatles because John whatever that other option was

2771
02:07:03,720 --> 02:07:05,720
was just not great

2772
02:07:05,720 --> 02:07:07,720
yeah there's a lot of Spanish people

2773
02:07:07,720 --> 02:07:09,720
and we liked it too here

2774
02:07:09,720 --> 02:07:11,720
I'm saying Despacito

2775
02:07:11,720 --> 02:07:13,720
I think it's either that or shape of you

2776
02:07:13,720 --> 02:07:15,720
but I'm comfortable with Despacito

2777
02:07:15,720 --> 02:07:17,720
I don't think shape of you is even that good of a song

2778
02:07:17,720 --> 02:07:19,720
it's not but a lot of

2779
02:07:19,720 --> 02:07:21,720
fucking middle aged moms loved it

2780
02:07:21,720 --> 02:07:23,720
that was the one that

2781
02:07:23,720 --> 02:07:25,720
blew fucking Ed Sheeran to the sky

2782
02:07:25,720 --> 02:07:27,720
which one is that

2783
02:07:27,720 --> 02:07:29,720
like singing

2784
02:07:29,720 --> 02:07:31,720
I'm in love with the shape of you

2785
02:07:31,720 --> 02:07:33,720
that was like a Magnum

2786
02:07:33,720 --> 02:07:35,720
oh my god

2787
02:07:35,720 --> 02:07:37,720
I think it's Despacito

2788
02:07:37,720 --> 02:07:39,720
I'm in love with you, my body

2789
02:07:39,720 --> 02:07:41,720
dude, Mexico City has 20 million people

2790
02:07:41,720 --> 02:07:43,720
yeah I'm saying

2791
02:07:43,720 --> 02:07:45,720
that was a bop

2792
02:07:45,720 --> 02:07:47,720
and it's not just Mexico

2793
02:07:47,720 --> 02:07:49,720
it was like we fucking enjoyed it over here too

2794
02:07:49,720 --> 02:07:51,720
like Despacito is a bop

2795
02:07:51,720 --> 02:07:53,720
yeah Despacito, lock it in

2796
02:07:53,720 --> 02:07:55,720
dude that was not the best Ed Sheeran

2797
02:07:55,720 --> 02:07:57,720
no I can't believe it

2798
02:07:57,720 --> 02:07:59,720
I didn't even know it was good

2799
02:07:59,720 --> 02:08:01,720
like bad habits was probably

2800
02:08:01,720 --> 02:08:03,720
the best one by him

2801
02:08:03,720 --> 02:08:05,720
I'd say

2802
02:08:05,720 --> 02:08:07,720
especially when Bring Me to the Horizon did it with him

2803
02:08:07,720 --> 02:08:09,720
dude I like the album that the A-Team was on

2804
02:08:09,720 --> 02:08:11,720
that whole fucking album

2805
02:08:11,720 --> 02:08:13,720
Lego House

2806
02:08:13,720 --> 02:08:15,720
I say Despacito

2807
02:08:15,720 --> 02:08:17,720
I think we're in agreement

2808
02:08:17,720 --> 02:08:19,720
find an answer

2809
02:08:21,720 --> 02:08:23,720
I think Hey Jude was at one point

2810
02:08:23,720 --> 02:08:25,720
yeah I don't think it would hold up

2811
02:08:25,720 --> 02:08:27,720
no, Jude

2812
02:08:27,720 --> 02:08:29,720
was it shaping you?

2813
02:08:29,720 --> 02:08:31,720
no it was White Christmas

2814
02:08:31,720 --> 02:08:33,720
WHAT?

2815
02:08:33,720 --> 02:08:35,720
that was the one that I was not thinking

2816
02:08:35,720 --> 02:08:37,720
I really did not even consider that

2817
02:08:37,720 --> 02:08:39,720
like that's not even the best Christmas song

2818
02:08:39,720 --> 02:08:41,720
I thought like I just think Christmas

2819
02:08:41,720 --> 02:08:43,720
and you think like seasonal

2820
02:08:43,720 --> 02:08:45,720
yeah I don't know

2821
02:08:45,720 --> 02:08:47,720
it's a niche

2822
02:08:47,720 --> 02:08:49,720
it's gotta be Despacito

2823
02:08:49,720 --> 02:08:51,720
I guess he got Mariah Carey and she fucking goes number one on the charts

2824
02:08:51,720 --> 02:08:53,720
every year when Christmas comes around

2825
02:08:53,720 --> 02:08:55,720
alright take a bite of that ghost pepper

2826
02:08:55,720 --> 02:08:57,720
we're gonna go for the million dollar question

2827
02:08:57,720 --> 02:08:59,720
I'm not fucking doing that

2828
02:08:59,720 --> 02:09:01,720
take a bite

2829
02:09:01,720 --> 02:09:03,720
just throw these things out

2830
02:09:03,720 --> 02:09:05,720
stop promising

2831
02:09:05,720 --> 02:09:07,720
I had that once

2832
02:09:07,720 --> 02:09:09,720
I can't hear my left ear because of it

2833
02:09:09,720 --> 02:09:11,720
take a fucking bite bro

2834
02:09:11,720 --> 02:09:13,720
holy shit

2835
02:09:13,720 --> 02:09:15,720
yeah dude hold up

2836
02:09:15,720 --> 02:09:17,720
you should be eating those fucking ghost peppers

2837
02:09:17,720 --> 02:09:19,720
that's what he said

2838
02:09:19,720 --> 02:09:21,720
oh my god

2839
02:09:23,720 --> 02:09:25,720
whatever man

2840
02:09:25,720 --> 02:09:27,720
I don't fucking care

2841
02:09:27,720 --> 02:09:29,720
the worst is gonna happen

2842
02:09:31,720 --> 02:09:33,720
let's just not get this one wrong

2843
02:09:33,720 --> 02:09:35,720
let's just go out with a bang here

2844
02:09:35,720 --> 02:09:37,720
million dollars

2845
02:09:37,720 --> 02:09:39,720
his name is Samuel Wilson of Troy New York

2846
02:09:39,720 --> 02:09:41,720
yes he is

2847
02:09:41,720 --> 02:09:43,720
who worked during the war of 1812 as a what

2848
02:09:43,720 --> 02:09:45,720
meat packer

2849
02:09:45,720 --> 02:09:47,720
oh shit

2850
02:09:47,720 --> 02:09:49,720
oh yeah I mean

2851
02:09:49,720 --> 02:09:51,720
I guess living in Vleet you'd fucking know that

2852
02:09:51,720 --> 02:09:53,720
meat inspector

2853
02:09:53,720 --> 02:09:55,720
meat that out sorry

2854
02:09:55,720 --> 02:09:57,720
she weapons mechanic

2855
02:09:57,720 --> 02:09:59,720
deposition

2856
02:09:59,720 --> 02:10:01,720
meat packer

2857
02:10:01,720 --> 02:10:03,720
meat inspector

2858
02:10:03,720 --> 02:10:05,720
he jumped on that

2859
02:10:05,720 --> 02:10:07,720
he got it bro

2860
02:10:07,720 --> 02:10:09,720
damn

2861
02:10:09,720 --> 02:10:11,720
give the buck bro

2862
02:10:11,720 --> 02:10:13,720
there's another town locally

2863
02:10:13,720 --> 02:10:15,720
where it's like you have that one town

2864
02:10:15,720 --> 02:10:17,720
that you were talking about

2865
02:10:17,720 --> 02:10:19,720
where Uncle Sam is there

2866
02:10:19,720 --> 02:10:21,720
Troy yeah Troy

2867
02:10:21,720 --> 02:10:23,720
I don't know if you can say

2868
02:10:23,720 --> 02:10:25,720
I don't fucking care dude

2869
02:10:25,720 --> 02:10:27,720
fucking dox me

2870
02:10:27,720 --> 02:10:29,720
Uncle Sam is buried in fucking Troy

2871
02:10:29,720 --> 02:10:31,720
don't throw water in Vleet New York come and find me I'll kill you

2872
02:10:31,720 --> 02:10:33,720
but there's another town that says home in Yankee Doodle

2873
02:10:33,720 --> 02:10:35,720
that's the hose

2874
02:10:35,720 --> 02:10:37,720
is that the hose?

2875
02:10:37,720 --> 02:10:39,720
is that the hose?

2876
02:10:39,720 --> 02:10:41,720
the hose is all fucking

2877
02:10:41,720 --> 02:10:43,720
the hose burns in the ground so it doesn't matter

2878
02:10:43,720 --> 02:10:45,720
the hose has some

2879
02:10:45,720 --> 02:10:47,720
stupid patriotic shit there

2880
02:10:47,720 --> 02:10:49,720
is it?

2881
02:10:49,720 --> 02:10:51,720
I thought like Troy was like the biggest one

2882
02:10:55,720 --> 02:10:57,720
alright you guys don't deserve my $20

2883
02:10:57,720 --> 02:10:59,720
yeah

2884
02:10:59,720 --> 02:11:01,720
I'll fucking rip it out

2885
02:11:01,720 --> 02:11:03,720
I'll fucking rip it out

2886
02:11:03,720 --> 02:11:05,720
you fucking just made questions out of it

2887
02:11:05,720 --> 02:11:07,720
like shit

2888
02:11:07,720 --> 02:11:09,720
bro like

2889
02:11:09,720 --> 02:11:11,720
it's trivia bro

2890
02:11:11,720 --> 02:11:13,720
yeah trivia but you fucking know

2891
02:11:13,720 --> 02:11:15,720
no one else does

2892
02:11:15,720 --> 02:11:17,720
why would I know anything about organic bio

2893
02:11:17,720 --> 02:11:19,720
fucking chemistry

2894
02:11:19,720 --> 02:11:21,720
there's astrophysics

2895
02:11:21,720 --> 02:11:23,720
oh no no no

2896
02:11:23,720 --> 02:11:25,720
I'm a big Neil the grass Tyson guy

2897
02:11:25,720 --> 02:11:27,720
and he likes us

2898
02:11:27,720 --> 02:11:29,720
he's an astrophysicist

2899
02:11:29,720 --> 02:11:31,720
he's a fucking asshole

2900
02:11:31,720 --> 02:11:33,720
he didn't used to be though

2901
02:11:33,720 --> 02:11:35,720
he's a real fucking dick

2902
02:11:35,720 --> 02:11:37,720
he's just going on every fucking podcast now

2903
02:11:37,720 --> 02:11:39,720
and much like me he just interrupts people constantly

2904
02:11:39,720 --> 02:11:41,720
right right because he thinks he's smarter than everybody else

2905
02:11:41,720 --> 02:11:43,720
yeah

2906
02:11:43,720 --> 02:11:45,720
what late night show fucking

2907
02:11:45,720 --> 02:11:47,720
host got him

2908
02:11:47,720 --> 02:11:49,720
I can't remember who it was

2909
02:11:49,720 --> 02:11:51,720
no who's the guy that

2910
02:11:51,720 --> 02:11:53,720
Conan? no who's the guy who did

2911
02:11:53,720 --> 02:11:55,720
the

2912
02:11:55,720 --> 02:11:57,720
American Dream

2913
02:11:57,720 --> 02:11:59,720
oh so he's a cold bear

2914
02:11:59,720 --> 02:12:01,720
I love that

2915
02:12:01,720 --> 02:12:03,720
I think he likes cold bear at an interview with him

2916
02:12:03,720 --> 02:12:05,720
and he just fucking called him out bad

2917
02:12:05,720 --> 02:12:07,720
really? oh shit

2918
02:12:07,720 --> 02:12:09,720
what did he say? like what he had a cold bear for

2919
02:12:09,720 --> 02:12:11,720
or like when like modern cold bear

2920
02:12:11,720 --> 02:12:13,720
something that like we

2921
02:12:13,720 --> 02:12:15,720
the scientist debunked as like a

2922
02:12:15,720 --> 02:12:17,720
asteroid or something and we were trying to

2923
02:12:17,720 --> 02:12:19,720
his argument was like

2924
02:12:19,720 --> 02:12:21,720
how do you know it's not aliens

2925
02:12:21,720 --> 02:12:23,720
and he's like because like

2926
02:12:23,720 --> 02:12:25,720
just the way it's moving it's only reinforced

2927
02:12:25,720 --> 02:12:27,720
by

2928
02:12:27,720 --> 02:12:29,720
gravity like the poles from the planets and shit

2929
02:12:29,720 --> 02:12:31,720
and then he takes his pen and he's like alright

2930
02:12:31,720 --> 02:12:33,720
like I just dropped it

2931
02:12:33,720 --> 02:12:35,720
and it got where it went but it was started by

2932
02:12:35,720 --> 02:12:37,720
my motion using nothing but gravity

2933
02:12:37,720 --> 02:12:39,720
why the fuck can't they do that?

2934
02:12:39,720 --> 02:12:41,720
and he like

2935
02:12:41,720 --> 02:12:43,720
the guy stays and was like ah

2936
02:12:43,720 --> 02:12:45,720
that's a good point maybe they

2937
02:12:45,720 --> 02:12:47,720
I can't even remember how he responded to it

2938
02:12:47,720 --> 02:12:49,720
but he was like stunned for a second he didn't really know what to say

2939
02:12:49,720 --> 02:12:51,720
it's like fuck you dude

2940
02:12:51,720 --> 02:12:53,720
you're not as smart as you fucking think you are

2941
02:12:53,720 --> 02:12:55,720
like a huge asshole

2942
02:12:55,720 --> 02:12:57,720
he tries to also like

2943
02:12:57,720 --> 02:12:59,720
make himself sound dumber when he's talking to people

2944
02:12:59,720 --> 02:13:01,720
because he thinks that they're

2945
02:13:01,720 --> 02:13:03,720
dumber than he is

2946
02:13:03,720 --> 02:13:05,720
he's also super

2947
02:13:05,720 --> 02:13:07,720
like anti-religious which I don't like

2948
02:13:07,720 --> 02:13:09,720
like not like

2949
02:13:09,720 --> 02:13:11,720
hey live and let live like he's like actively like

2950
02:13:11,720 --> 02:13:13,720
fuck you if you're religious you're stupid

2951
02:13:13,720 --> 02:13:15,720
yeah he's also anti-aliens

2952
02:13:15,720 --> 02:13:17,720
he's just a fucking

2953
02:13:17,720 --> 02:13:19,720
well I'm kinda like that too but

2954
02:13:19,720 --> 02:13:21,720
you don't think there's aliens? no like anti-religious

2955
02:13:21,720 --> 02:13:23,720
oh

2956
02:13:23,720 --> 02:13:25,720
well I think we know

2957
02:13:25,720 --> 02:13:27,720
yeah we kind of wrecked Tyler

2958
02:13:27,720 --> 02:13:29,720
earlier

2959
02:13:29,720 --> 02:13:31,720
we had a disagreement

2960
02:13:31,720 --> 02:13:33,720
there's a happy medium

2961
02:13:33,720 --> 02:13:35,720
you know it's like if they didn't

2962
02:13:35,720 --> 02:13:37,720
if it wasn't a bunch of

2963
02:13:37,720 --> 02:13:39,720
pedophiles in the catholic church

2964
02:13:39,720 --> 02:13:41,720
you know in the Vatican city

2965
02:13:41,720 --> 02:13:43,720
dude Vatican city looks like

2966
02:13:43,720 --> 02:13:45,720
fucking evil shit sometimes

2967
02:13:45,720 --> 02:13:47,720
dude it does, why is that the looks of evil

2968
02:13:47,720 --> 02:13:49,720
dude there's like fucking like snake iconography

2969
02:13:49,720 --> 02:13:51,720
and shit like the one fucking

2970
02:13:51,720 --> 02:13:53,720
thing is like shaped like a fucking snake head

2971
02:13:53,720 --> 02:13:55,720
what the fuck

2972
02:13:55,720 --> 02:13:57,720
the main like a place where they do like

2973
02:13:57,720 --> 02:13:59,720
like services

2974
02:13:59,720 --> 02:14:01,720
man that seems more like a fucking

2975
02:14:01,720 --> 02:14:03,720
I think the Vatican

2976
02:14:03,720 --> 02:14:05,720
has been was overran

2977
02:14:05,720 --> 02:14:07,720
by fucking weirdos

2978
02:14:07,720 --> 02:14:09,720
and

2979
02:14:09,720 --> 02:14:11,720
look up

2980
02:14:11,720 --> 02:14:13,720
a Vatican city snake head

2981
02:14:13,720 --> 02:14:15,720
church

2982
02:14:15,720 --> 02:14:17,720
look it up

2983
02:14:17,720 --> 02:14:19,720
um

2984
02:14:19,720 --> 02:14:21,720
do they have catacombs under the Vatican city?

2985
02:14:21,720 --> 02:14:23,720
I think so

2986
02:14:23,720 --> 02:14:25,720
what the fuck is with catacombs bro

2987
02:14:25,720 --> 02:14:27,720
what the fuck is with that dude

2988
02:14:27,720 --> 02:14:29,720
that's a lot of dead people

2989
02:14:29,720 --> 02:14:31,720
do you know why they did catacombs? why?

2990
02:14:31,720 --> 02:14:33,720
they ran out of room in the cemeteries

2991
02:14:33,720 --> 02:14:35,720
so they started digging holes

2992
02:14:35,720 --> 02:14:37,720
like huge fucking

2993
02:14:37,720 --> 02:14:39,720
but why did they have to paint the walls with the bones?

2994
02:14:39,720 --> 02:14:41,720
because they just started stacking them

2995
02:14:41,720 --> 02:14:43,720
they just made tunnels within the bones but

2996
02:14:43,720 --> 02:14:45,720
I watched that movie as above so below

2997
02:14:45,720 --> 02:14:47,720
yeah that was creepy

2998
02:14:47,720 --> 02:14:49,720
what's that about?

2999
02:14:49,720 --> 02:14:51,720
about the catacombs

3000
02:14:51,720 --> 02:14:53,720
they would get lost in there

3001
02:14:53,720 --> 02:14:55,720
there's like

3002
02:14:55,720 --> 02:14:57,720
it's a horror movie

3003
02:14:57,720 --> 02:14:59,720
did you ever see the video

3004
02:14:59,720 --> 02:15:01,720
in the Paris catacombs where the guy's like

3005
02:15:01,720 --> 02:15:03,720
running through the catacombs

3006
02:15:03,720 --> 02:15:05,720
and then like he drops his camera

3007
02:15:05,720 --> 02:15:07,720
and then he is here like a fucking like creepy ass

3008
02:15:07,720 --> 02:15:09,720
like sound chase after him and then like

3009
02:15:09,720 --> 02:15:11,720
they never found the guy with the only phone on the camera

3010
02:15:11,720 --> 02:15:13,720
what the fuck

3011
02:15:13,720 --> 02:15:15,720
that's like a fucking 30 second long video

3012
02:15:15,720 --> 02:15:17,720
type in guy

3013
02:15:17,720 --> 02:15:19,720
running in Paris catacombs

3014
02:15:19,720 --> 02:15:21,720
hey Jamie can you pull that up?

3015
02:15:21,720 --> 02:15:23,720
oh my god

3016
02:15:23,720 --> 02:15:25,720
dude it's just

3017
02:15:25,720 --> 02:15:27,720
fucked up it's fucking weird

3018
02:15:27,720 --> 02:15:29,720
it's like you're telling me that you

3019
02:15:29,720 --> 02:15:31,720
couldn't find you can't throw them in the

3020
02:15:31,720 --> 02:15:33,720
fucking ocean like you got a

3021
02:15:33,720 --> 02:15:35,720
no dude they're finding tunnels

3022
02:15:35,720 --> 02:15:37,720
it's very bizarre

3023
02:15:39,720 --> 02:15:41,720
I think they actually filmed that movie in the catacombs

3024
02:15:41,720 --> 02:15:43,720
right? I think so yeah

3025
02:15:43,720 --> 02:15:45,720
occasionally also he stops

3026
02:15:45,720 --> 02:15:47,720
to photograph roomfuls of bones

3027
02:15:47,720 --> 02:15:49,720
which means that it's very very deep inside the catacombs

3028
02:15:51,720 --> 02:15:53,720
so basically he's filming what he's seeing

3029
02:15:53,720 --> 02:15:55,720
very deep inside the catacombs

3030
02:15:57,720 --> 02:15:59,720
other than the point of view shots

3031
02:15:59,720 --> 02:16:01,720
or pictures of

3032
02:16:01,720 --> 02:16:03,720
human bones

3033
02:16:03,720 --> 02:16:05,720
the catacombs for cetsiades

3034
02:16:05,720 --> 02:16:07,720
so it is possible with these paintings

3035
02:16:07,720 --> 02:16:09,720
that we may be able to be traced

3036
02:16:09,720 --> 02:16:11,720
to some extent

3037
02:16:23,720 --> 02:16:25,720
is this real? yeah it's real

3038
02:16:25,720 --> 02:16:27,720
yeah you can fucking go crazy in there bro

3039
02:16:27,720 --> 02:16:39,720
oh my god

3040
02:16:39,720 --> 02:17:01,720
he's just completely lost here

3041
02:17:01,720 --> 02:17:11,720
this video camera

3042
02:17:11,720 --> 02:17:13,720
wow did they ever they never found him

3043
02:17:13,720 --> 02:17:15,720
what

3044
02:17:15,720 --> 02:17:17,720
and they just found the camera with like

3045
02:17:17,720 --> 02:17:19,720
the fucking weird shit at the end like this

3046
02:17:19,720 --> 02:17:21,720
weird sound like clonk clonk clonk clonk

3047
02:17:21,720 --> 02:17:23,720
clonk shit

3048
02:17:23,720 --> 02:17:25,720
what the fuck that's like him getting eaten by

3049
02:17:25,720 --> 02:17:27,720
something that's some Blair witch shit

3050
02:17:27,720 --> 02:17:29,720
what the fuck yeah man

3051
02:17:29,720 --> 02:17:31,720
the catacombs are scary

3052
02:17:31,720 --> 02:17:33,720
damn

3053
02:17:33,720 --> 02:17:35,720
is there?

3054
02:17:35,720 --> 02:17:37,720
where?

3055
02:17:37,720 --> 02:17:39,720
in Oakwood

3056
02:17:39,720 --> 02:17:41,720
oh yeah we gotta go there

3057
02:17:41,720 --> 02:17:43,720
we can't go in there

3058
02:17:43,720 --> 02:17:45,720
it's been sealed off for like

3059
02:17:45,720 --> 02:17:47,720
fucking 100 years at this point

3060
02:17:47,720 --> 02:17:49,720
it's probably just buried

3061
02:17:49,720 --> 02:17:51,720
it's like underneath like they buried it

3062
02:17:51,720 --> 02:17:53,720
and like

3063
02:17:53,720 --> 02:17:55,720
not only did they weld it shut

3064
02:17:55,720 --> 02:17:57,720
they buried the fucking door so

3065
02:17:57,720 --> 02:17:59,720
like you can't get in there

3066
02:17:59,720 --> 02:18:01,720
well when there's a well there's a way

3067
02:18:01,720 --> 02:18:03,720
yeah well this might be quite the

3068
02:18:03,720 --> 02:18:05,720
undertaking but it is

3069
02:18:05,720 --> 02:18:07,720
but it's no pun intended

3070
02:18:07,720 --> 02:18:09,720
but yeah

3071
02:18:09,720 --> 02:18:11,720
like they fucking

3072
02:18:11,720 --> 02:18:13,720
welded it shut and then they buried it because

3073
02:18:13,720 --> 02:18:15,720
it has been like 100 years

3074
02:18:15,720 --> 02:18:17,720
it's been since the 70s because like three kids

3075
02:18:17,720 --> 02:18:19,720
went missing in the catacombs

3076
02:18:19,720 --> 02:18:21,720
and they found their bodies in there like

3077
02:18:21,720 --> 02:18:23,720
fucking a year later

3078
02:18:23,720 --> 02:18:25,720
so they ended up

3079
02:18:25,720 --> 02:18:27,720
sealing up the catacombs

3080
02:18:27,720 --> 02:18:29,720
damn

3081
02:18:29,720 --> 02:18:31,720
dude it's so fucking weird like the morbidity

3082
02:18:31,720 --> 02:18:33,720
of death is just like

3083
02:18:33,720 --> 02:18:35,720
yeah we were talking about nihilism earlier

3084
02:18:35,720 --> 02:18:37,720
yeah these guys are fucking nihilist

3085
02:18:37,720 --> 02:18:39,720
well the only thing that

3086
02:18:39,720 --> 02:18:41,720
makes me a little

3087
02:18:41,720 --> 02:18:43,720
more positive is like

3088
02:18:43,720 --> 02:18:45,720
that there's something

3089
02:18:45,720 --> 02:18:47,720
not like I'm not talking about like

3090
02:18:47,720 --> 02:18:49,720
having or anything like that but

3091
02:18:49,720 --> 02:18:51,720
you know

3092
02:18:51,720 --> 02:18:53,720
we're part of this eternal oneness

3093
02:18:53,720 --> 02:18:55,720
right

3094
02:18:55,720 --> 02:18:57,720
and we're really just kind of branches of the same tree

3095
02:18:57,720 --> 02:18:59,720
kind of playing hide and seek with itself

3096
02:18:59,720 --> 02:19:01,720
and you know

3097
02:19:01,720 --> 02:19:03,720
yourselves degrade into the environment

3098
02:19:03,720 --> 02:19:05,720
and become other things

3099
02:19:05,720 --> 02:19:07,720
and like maybe that's like fucking amazing

3100
02:19:07,720 --> 02:19:09,720
this is actually worse

3101
02:19:09,720 --> 02:19:11,720
than where we came from

3102
02:19:11,720 --> 02:19:13,720
you know and it just keeps happening

3103
02:19:13,720 --> 02:19:15,720
that doesn't mean that you have a soul but

3104
02:19:15,720 --> 02:19:17,720
maybe it feels like a constant fucking

3105
02:19:17,720 --> 02:19:19,720
orgasm to be a fucking ant

3106
02:19:19,720 --> 02:19:21,720
like maybe you're like yeah I'm a fucking ant

3107
02:19:21,720 --> 02:19:23,720
holy

3108
02:19:23,720 --> 02:19:25,720
oh just like 24

3109
02:19:25,720 --> 02:19:27,720
fucking seven

3110
02:19:27,720 --> 02:19:29,720
yeah

3111
02:19:29,720 --> 02:19:31,720
and you're like oh man what from the ant

3112
02:19:31,720 --> 02:19:33,720
oh fuck this human is gonna step up

3113
02:19:33,720 --> 02:19:35,720
yeah

3114
02:19:35,720 --> 02:19:37,720
and then you're a cow

3115
02:19:37,720 --> 02:19:39,720
you like reincarnate down

3116
02:19:39,720 --> 02:19:41,720
you're like I'll tell you that fucking

3117
02:19:41,720 --> 02:19:43,720
orgasm ant

3118
02:19:43,720 --> 02:19:45,720
right

3119
02:19:45,720 --> 02:19:47,720
24 seven and then it's like

3120
02:19:47,720 --> 02:19:49,720
and tell it's just like you're just part of the

3121
02:19:49,720 --> 02:19:51,720
environment and you're just part of this like orgasmic

3122
02:19:51,720 --> 02:19:53,720
vibration that goes on for

3123
02:19:53,720 --> 02:19:55,720
I'm an ant

3124
02:19:55,720 --> 02:19:57,720
and then time like changes like for an ant

3125
02:19:57,720 --> 02:19:59,720
like a day might be like

3126
02:19:59,720 --> 02:20:01,720
10,000 years

3127
02:20:01,720 --> 02:20:03,720
so they think they live fucking for a super long time

3128
02:20:03,720 --> 02:20:05,720
but

3129
02:20:05,720 --> 02:20:07,720
you know eventually

3130
02:20:07,720 --> 02:20:09,720
I'd love to get reincarnated as a hot chicks cat

3131
02:20:09,720 --> 02:20:11,720
yeah

3132
02:20:11,720 --> 02:20:13,720
yeah that's not a bad idea

3133
02:20:15,720 --> 02:20:17,720
that's kind of boring though

3134
02:20:17,720 --> 02:20:19,720
nah you'd get

3135
02:20:19,720 --> 02:20:21,720
pampered and you get

3136
02:20:21,720 --> 02:20:23,720
pampered and you get to look at her and be like

3137
02:20:23,720 --> 02:20:25,720
but you don't get to do anything

3138
02:20:25,720 --> 02:20:27,720
yeah but you still get to look

3139
02:20:27,720 --> 02:20:29,720
that's all you get though

3140
02:20:29,720 --> 02:20:31,720
but you're a cat you don't

3141
02:20:31,720 --> 02:20:33,720
fucking worry about that shit you're just like

3142
02:20:33,720 --> 02:20:35,720
I'm gonna just break some shit and

3143
02:20:35,720 --> 02:20:37,720
eat like look at this cup over here

3144
02:20:37,720 --> 02:20:39,720
that would be fucking he's just like he's like

3145
02:20:39,720 --> 02:20:41,720
ah ah ah ah ah

3146
02:20:41,720 --> 02:20:43,720
ah

3147
02:20:43,720 --> 02:20:45,720
you cats are the best

3148
02:20:45,720 --> 02:20:47,720
I love cats

3149
02:20:47,720 --> 02:20:49,720
rest in peace Gibi

3150
02:20:49,720 --> 02:20:51,720
sorry about that

3151
02:20:51,720 --> 02:20:53,720
I mean that fucking cat

3152
02:20:53,720 --> 02:20:55,720
this cat

3153
02:20:55,720 --> 02:20:57,720
killed a turkey vulture

3154
02:20:57,720 --> 02:20:59,720
god damn it

3155
02:20:59,720 --> 02:21:01,720
this cat killed a fucking turkey vulture

3156
02:21:01,720 --> 02:21:03,720
one time when I was in like fifth grade

3157
02:21:03,720 --> 02:21:05,720
my fucking bus driver got really mad at me

3158
02:21:05,720 --> 02:21:07,720
because my cat was actively fighting

3159
02:21:07,720 --> 02:21:09,720
a fox like three times in size

3160
02:21:09,720 --> 02:21:11,720
like at the end of my drive

3161
02:21:11,720 --> 02:21:13,720
and I was trying to fucking scare the fox

3162
02:21:13,720 --> 02:21:15,720
and the cat away but they just kept going at one another

3163
02:21:15,720 --> 02:21:17,720
and I was like my bus driver was like

3164
02:21:17,720 --> 02:21:19,720
GET ON THE BUSH! YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE!

3165
02:21:19,720 --> 02:21:21,720
I'm like

3166
02:21:21,720 --> 02:21:23,720
what do you want me to do?

3167
02:21:23,720 --> 02:21:25,720
look at the fuck this cat was a gangster

3168
02:21:25,720 --> 02:21:27,720
yeah a fucking cat so like

3169
02:21:27,720 --> 02:21:29,720
two years ago when it's 18 years old

3170
02:21:29,720 --> 02:21:31,720
oh my god it gets fucking we don't

3171
02:21:31,720 --> 02:21:33,720
know what got it but it came inside one day

3172
02:21:33,720 --> 02:21:35,720
and my dad's like oh Al you might want to

3173
02:21:35,720 --> 02:21:37,720
come over this happened like my dad's fucking

3174
02:21:37,720 --> 02:21:39,720
stupid when it comes to cats he didn't even think this was a

3175
02:21:39,720 --> 02:21:41,720
problem at first so hey

3176
02:21:41,720 --> 02:21:43,720
yeah GB looks like she got like

3177
02:21:43,720 --> 02:21:45,720
kind of like really fucked up by

3178
02:21:45,720 --> 02:21:47,720
something outside I came over

3179
02:21:47,720 --> 02:21:49,720
the cat is missing chunks of its skin

3180
02:21:49,720 --> 02:21:51,720
oh my god like and it has two bite marks

3181
02:21:51,720 --> 02:21:53,720
they get very clearly got bit in

3182
02:21:53,720 --> 02:21:55,720
its midsection I just fucking like

3183
02:21:55,720 --> 02:21:57,720
oh my god and it fucking

3184
02:21:57,720 --> 02:21:59,720
made it back and had no strength in its back legs

3185
02:21:59,720 --> 02:22:01,720
I thought we were bringing it in to get put down

3186
02:22:01,720 --> 02:22:03,720
fucking thing gets around a van a biotics

3187
02:22:03,720 --> 02:22:05,720
they're like it's probably never gonna grow the hair back

3188
02:22:05,720 --> 02:22:07,720
grow all her fucking hair back

3189
02:22:07,720 --> 02:22:09,720
it was brand new

3190
02:22:09,720 --> 02:22:11,720
like a month later wow what the fuck

3191
02:22:11,720 --> 02:22:13,720
and like that's incredible

3192
02:22:13,720 --> 02:22:15,720
yeah and I mean she used

3193
02:22:15,720 --> 02:22:17,720
her nine lives she got stuck in a crevice for three days

3194
02:22:17,720 --> 02:22:19,720
we lived in Clarksville we found the crevice

3195
02:22:19,720 --> 02:22:21,720
because she was meowing

3196
02:22:21,720 --> 02:22:23,720
this fucking cat used

3197
02:22:23,720 --> 02:22:25,720
its nine lives and it's just like

3198
02:22:25,720 --> 02:22:27,720
mouth cancer just came out nowhere and just

3199
02:22:27,720 --> 02:22:29,720
like fuck so like I'm there

3200
02:22:29,720 --> 02:22:31,720
like you can't even be sad when you put the cat down

3201
02:22:31,720 --> 02:22:33,720
it's like 20 years man

3202
02:22:33,720 --> 02:22:35,720
it's like 20 years and you live through all that shit

3203
02:22:35,720 --> 02:22:37,720
like we call the cat that me and my cousin always

3204
02:22:37,720 --> 02:22:39,720
joke around we called it the Indian chief

3205
02:22:39,720 --> 02:22:41,720
because the past like

3206
02:22:41,720 --> 02:22:43,720
handful of years it just kind of goes

3207
02:22:43,720 --> 02:22:45,720
and it just went on the back deck

3208
02:22:45,720 --> 02:22:47,720
and just stared at the sun

3209
02:22:47,720 --> 02:22:49,720
for like hours

3210
02:22:49,720 --> 02:22:51,720
specifically the sunset

3211
02:22:51,720 --> 02:22:53,720
every night when the sun was setting

3212
02:22:53,720 --> 02:22:55,720
it would jump on top of the railing

3213
02:22:55,720 --> 02:22:57,720
and perch as the sun would

3214
02:22:57,720 --> 02:22:59,720
go down and she'd walk inside

3215
02:22:59,720 --> 02:23:01,720
dude they're fucking majestic

3216
02:23:01,720 --> 02:23:03,720
dude they're great and you think and I mean

3217
02:23:03,720 --> 02:23:05,720
if you believe in the supernatural shit

3218
02:23:05,720 --> 02:23:07,720
cats see all that

3219
02:23:07,720 --> 02:23:09,720
she had some weird behavior when I was a kid

3220
02:23:09,720 --> 02:23:11,720
that fucking cat

3221
02:23:11,720 --> 02:23:13,720
sauce of shit

3222
02:23:13,720 --> 02:23:15,720
my cat all the time sees stuff in our apartment

3223
02:23:15,720 --> 02:23:17,720
dude my cat before

3224
02:23:17,720 --> 02:23:19,720
he died he got put down

3225
02:23:19,720 --> 02:23:21,720
this motherfucker was like the mobster

3226
02:23:21,720 --> 02:23:23,720
of cats this cat murdered

3227
02:23:23,720 --> 02:23:25,720
like four different cats

3228
02:23:25,720 --> 02:23:27,720
he was like a street cat like through and through

3229
02:23:27,720 --> 02:23:29,720
but like when I was younger

3230
02:23:29,720 --> 02:23:31,720
he would come home and have like fucking like scratches all over his face and shit

3231
02:23:31,720 --> 02:23:33,720
because he was the claw

3232
02:23:33,720 --> 02:23:35,720
like before we got him

3233
02:23:35,720 --> 02:23:37,720
like he was the clawed

3234
02:23:37,720 --> 02:23:39,720
so um

3235
02:23:39,720 --> 02:23:41,720
him and my dad

3236
02:23:41,720 --> 02:23:43,720
would like play with each other but my dad taught him

3237
02:23:43,720 --> 02:23:45,720
to use his teeth because he kept getting fucked up

3238
02:23:45,720 --> 02:23:47,720
by the cat's claws

3239
02:23:47,720 --> 02:23:49,720
so these fucking other cats that would like

3240
02:23:49,720 --> 02:23:51,720
fuck with him and keep scratching him and shit

3241
02:23:51,720 --> 02:23:53,720
he just started biting them and he fucking

3242
02:23:53,720 --> 02:23:55,720
ripped out one of their throats

3243
02:23:55,720 --> 02:23:57,720
and he'd come back in

3244
02:23:57,720 --> 02:23:59,720
and just fucking be covered in blood

3245
02:23:59,720 --> 02:24:01,720
and he'd come in and he'd like come in

3246
02:24:01,720 --> 02:24:03,720
and paw in his mouth from another cat

3247
02:24:03,720 --> 02:24:05,720
and just drop it down in the fucking thing

3248
02:24:05,720 --> 02:24:07,720
stop dude it was fucking

3249
02:24:07,720 --> 02:24:09,720
like it was fucking like I was fucking

3250
02:24:09,720 --> 02:24:11,720
nine years old I come down the stairs there's this bloody

3251
02:24:11,720 --> 02:24:13,720
this is one of the worst stories

3252
02:24:13,720 --> 02:24:15,720
so this fucking

3253
02:24:15,720 --> 02:24:17,720
this cat like I come down stairs in the morning

3254
02:24:17,720 --> 02:24:19,720
and there's this bloody paw prints

3255
02:24:19,720 --> 02:24:21,720
and I'm like what the fuck

3256
02:24:21,720 --> 02:24:23,720
and Tigger's just going like this

3257
02:24:23,720 --> 02:24:25,720
he's like fucking like licking his fucking arms

3258
02:24:25,720 --> 02:24:27,720
I'm like mother fuck you murdered another cat

3259
02:24:27,720 --> 02:24:29,720
he's like meh

3260
02:24:29,720 --> 02:24:31,720
but the thing was

3261
02:24:31,720 --> 02:24:33,720
he killed like I think two cats

3262
02:24:33,720 --> 02:24:35,720
and he got really fucked up by a fox though

3263
02:24:35,720 --> 02:24:37,720
like he got real fucked up by a fox

3264
02:24:37,720 --> 02:24:39,720
like he got

3265
02:24:39,720 --> 02:24:41,720
I think one of his eyes

3266
02:24:41,720 --> 02:24:43,720
like he got one of his eyes clawed out by a fox

3267
02:24:45,720 --> 02:24:47,720
but this cat was a badass mother fucker

3268
02:24:47,720 --> 02:24:49,720
but like by the end of his life

3269
02:24:49,720 --> 02:24:51,720
he got like arthritis and shit so he just

3270
02:24:51,720 --> 02:24:53,720
hang out in the porch

3271
02:24:53,720 --> 02:24:55,720
and like all the other cats wouldn't fuck with him when he's an old

3272
02:24:55,720 --> 02:24:57,720
like an old man like it was like one of like those guys

3273
02:24:57,720 --> 02:24:59,720
that you're like this guy used to fuck

3274
02:24:59,720 --> 02:25:01,720
man

3275
02:25:01,720 --> 02:25:03,720
yeah he's an OG like he's like those guys that you're just like

3276
02:25:03,720 --> 02:25:05,720
yo that guy

3277
02:25:05,720 --> 02:25:07,720
was a bad motherfucker in his day

3278
02:25:07,720 --> 02:25:09,720
just leave him alone type shit

3279
02:25:09,720 --> 02:25:11,720
but like that and then like

3280
02:25:11,720 --> 02:25:13,720
eventually he got like his fucking

3281
02:25:13,720 --> 02:25:15,720
arthritis he couldn't even fucking move his arm like he's like

3282
02:25:15,720 --> 02:25:17,720
he like like fucking like stiffly

3283
02:25:17,720 --> 02:25:19,720
like like hobble around so we

3284
02:25:19,720 --> 02:25:21,720
we put him down there but that cat was

3285
02:25:21,720 --> 02:25:23,720
a badass mother fucker

3286
02:25:23,720 --> 02:25:25,720
he was fucking badass

3287
02:25:25,720 --> 02:25:27,720
my buddy was

3288
02:25:27,720 --> 02:25:29,720
telling me he had to put

3289
02:25:29,720 --> 02:25:31,720
his cat on a round of Prednisone

3290
02:25:31,720 --> 02:25:33,720
because I forget

3291
02:25:33,720 --> 02:25:35,720
Prednisone CT

3292
02:25:35,720 --> 02:25:37,720
and he said the cat got super buff

3293
02:25:37,720 --> 02:25:39,720
cause it's a steroid

3294
02:25:39,720 --> 02:25:41,720
yeah and he said it

3295
02:25:41,720 --> 02:25:43,720
it went from like a little meow to a meow

3296
02:25:45,720 --> 02:25:47,720
I turned into giga-chat

3297
02:25:47,720 --> 02:25:49,720
so there's a ball fast cat walking around

3298
02:25:49,720 --> 02:25:51,720
he's like I own this house now

3299
02:25:51,720 --> 02:25:53,720
I just thought that was so funny

3300
02:25:53,720 --> 02:25:55,720
that's pretty funny

3301
02:25:55,720 --> 02:25:57,720
he's just like meow

3302
02:25:57,720 --> 02:25:59,720
look at me

3303
02:25:59,720 --> 02:26:01,720
I'm a cat meow

3304
02:26:03,720 --> 02:26:05,720
Casey did you have a cat?

3305
02:26:05,720 --> 02:26:07,720
I have a cat

3306
02:26:07,720 --> 02:26:09,720
oh yeah you do have a cat

3307
02:26:09,720 --> 02:26:11,720
yeah that cat's fucking schizophrenic or some shit

3308
02:26:11,720 --> 02:26:13,720
all cats are schizophrenic

3309
02:26:13,720 --> 02:26:15,720
like you didn't

3310
02:26:15,720 --> 02:26:17,720
didn't attack you the other day

3311
02:26:17,720 --> 02:26:19,720
or a couple months ago

3312
02:26:19,720 --> 02:26:21,720
well it like

3313
02:26:21,720 --> 02:26:23,720
she jumped off the refrigerator

3314
02:26:23,720 --> 02:26:25,720
out of my head

3315
02:26:25,720 --> 02:26:27,720
one time

3316
02:26:27,720 --> 02:26:29,720
that's about it

3317
02:26:29,720 --> 02:26:31,720
so I never had a dog

3318
02:26:31,720 --> 02:26:33,720
I had a cat

3319
02:26:33,720 --> 02:26:35,720
I had several fish

3320
02:26:35,720 --> 02:26:37,720
I had two turtles that I had to give up

3321
02:26:37,720 --> 02:26:39,720
and

3322
02:26:39,720 --> 02:26:41,720
I've had three hamsters

3323
02:26:41,720 --> 02:26:43,720
hamsters

3324
02:26:43,720 --> 02:26:45,720
don't live long

3325
02:26:45,720 --> 02:26:49,720
have you ever had a hamster milk?

3326
02:26:49,720 --> 02:26:51,720
the fuck are you talking about?

3327
02:26:51,720 --> 02:26:53,720
it's a mammal

3328
02:26:53,720 --> 02:26:55,720
why don't we milk them?

3329
02:26:55,720 --> 02:26:57,720
because that's fucked up

3330
02:26:57,720 --> 02:26:59,720
you're telling me that you wouldn't try hamster milk?

3331
02:26:59,720 --> 02:27:01,720
I would not try hamster milk

3332
02:27:01,720 --> 02:27:03,720
I have a hamster

3333
02:27:03,720 --> 02:27:05,720
and she's fucking insane

3334
02:27:05,720 --> 02:27:07,720
I'm not gonna drink her milk

3335
02:27:07,720 --> 02:27:09,720
I've heard pig milk is really good actually

3336
02:27:09,720 --> 02:27:11,720
really?

3337
02:27:11,720 --> 02:27:13,720
yeah I've heard it's delicious

3338
02:27:13,720 --> 02:27:15,720
pig milk is something that I'd be like

3339
02:27:15,720 --> 02:27:17,720
they're close enough to like

3340
02:27:17,720 --> 02:27:19,720
cows where I'm like

3341
02:27:19,720 --> 02:27:21,720
alright I can see it

3342
02:27:21,720 --> 02:27:23,720
apparently they get

3343
02:27:23,720 --> 02:27:25,720
really fucking paranoid

3344
02:27:25,720 --> 02:27:27,720
sketched out when they're lactating

3345
02:27:27,720 --> 02:27:29,720
they're like super aggressive too

3346
02:27:29,720 --> 02:27:31,720
over the shoulder

3347
02:27:31,720 --> 02:27:33,720
so it's really hard to get it

3348
02:27:33,720 --> 02:27:35,720
it's a delicacy

3349
02:27:35,720 --> 02:27:37,720
you can get your hands on some pig milk

3350
02:27:37,720 --> 02:27:39,720
and you gotta make sure that it's a chick

3351
02:27:39,720 --> 02:27:41,720
and that's another

3352
02:27:41,720 --> 02:27:43,720
cheese

3353
02:27:43,720 --> 02:27:45,720
otherwise it's gonna be really salty

3354
02:27:45,720 --> 02:27:47,720
I remember when I gave him the right milk

3355
02:27:47,720 --> 02:27:49,720
in the last jackass movie

3356
02:27:49,720 --> 02:27:51,720
the new one they like

3357
02:27:51,720 --> 02:27:53,720
dumped a bunch of pig cum on him

3358
02:27:53,720 --> 02:27:55,720
what the fuck?

3359
02:27:55,720 --> 02:27:57,720
horse cum

3360
02:27:57,720 --> 02:27:59,720
and they put it in his fucking like

3361
02:27:59,720 --> 02:28:01,720
moisturizer or whatever he used for his skin

3362
02:28:01,720 --> 02:28:03,720
I know I'm talking about when he was doing the interview

3363
02:28:03,720 --> 02:28:05,720
they dumped it on him

3364
02:28:05,720 --> 02:28:07,720
when they were doing the interview and they dumped on the horse cum

3365
02:28:07,720 --> 02:28:09,720
that's just not right

3366
02:28:09,720 --> 02:28:11,720
it's not right

3367
02:28:11,720 --> 02:28:13,720
yeah

3368
02:28:13,720 --> 02:28:15,720
I'd be pretty fucking grossed out

3369
02:28:15,720 --> 02:28:17,720
dude I'd be so pissed if you guys dumped

3370
02:28:17,720 --> 02:28:19,720
horse cum on me

3371
02:28:19,720 --> 02:28:21,720
if you guys fucking dumped horse cum on me

3372
02:28:21,720 --> 02:28:23,720
that might be the last time you ever see me

3373
02:28:23,720 --> 02:28:25,720
like

3374
02:28:25,720 --> 02:28:27,720
I don't know there's a line

3375
02:28:27,720 --> 02:28:29,720
there's a line where you don't even try to work things out

3376
02:28:29,720 --> 02:28:31,720
that's why I got fear factor cancelled

3377
02:28:31,720 --> 02:28:33,720
what horse cum?

3378
02:28:33,720 --> 02:28:35,720
I think it was either horse or donkey cum

3379
02:28:35,720 --> 02:28:37,720
they were having girls drink it

3380
02:28:37,720 --> 02:28:39,720
fucking Joe Rogan

3381
02:28:39,720 --> 02:28:41,720
and they were like

3382
02:28:41,720 --> 02:28:43,720
even Joe Rogan was like

3383
02:28:43,720 --> 02:28:45,720
this is just like too much

3384
02:28:45,720 --> 02:28:47,720
and then they finally decided that it was just like

3385
02:28:47,720 --> 02:28:49,720
that was too over the top for prime time TV

3386
02:28:49,720 --> 02:28:51,720
it's like having girls drink

3387
02:28:51,720 --> 02:28:53,720
semen

3388
02:28:53,720 --> 02:28:55,720
I feel like you guys know that ahead of time

3389
02:28:55,720 --> 02:28:57,720
I don't think that's one of those

3390
02:28:57,720 --> 02:28:59,720
learn from your mistake kind of deals

3391
02:28:59,720 --> 02:29:01,720
you kind of just got to know that that's not going to go over

3392
02:29:01,720 --> 02:29:03,720
you gotta know

3393
02:29:03,720 --> 02:29:05,720
hey we can't have people drinking cum on live television

3394
02:29:05,720 --> 02:29:07,720
yeah

3395
02:29:07,720 --> 02:29:09,720
because kids are like

3396
02:29:09,720 --> 02:29:11,720
mommy what are they drinking? cum?

3397
02:29:11,720 --> 02:29:13,720
but what is that?

3398
02:29:13,720 --> 02:29:15,720
it's like oh god

3399
02:29:15,720 --> 02:29:17,720
we gotta have this whole talk

3400
02:29:17,720 --> 02:29:19,720
but

3401
02:29:19,720 --> 02:29:21,720
yeah that's understandable

3402
02:29:23,720 --> 02:29:25,720
yo this guy got fucked up

3403
02:29:25,720 --> 02:29:27,720
by a hit by pitch and baseball the other day

3404
02:29:29,720 --> 02:29:31,720
he's playing baseball with his face looking like that

3405
02:29:31,720 --> 02:29:33,720
he's a savage

3406
02:29:33,720 --> 02:29:35,720
oh hell yeah

3407
02:29:35,720 --> 02:29:37,720
let me see

3408
02:29:39,720 --> 02:29:41,720
like

3409
02:29:41,720 --> 02:29:43,720
damn that's a bad motherfucker

3410
02:29:43,720 --> 02:29:45,720
yeah that's the place for the red socks

3411
02:29:45,720 --> 02:29:47,720
he's already playing

3412
02:29:47,720 --> 02:29:49,720
back in the spring training again

3413
02:29:49,720 --> 02:29:51,720
wow

3414
02:29:51,720 --> 02:29:53,720
damn bro

3415
02:29:53,720 --> 02:29:55,720
wow

3416
02:29:55,720 --> 02:29:57,720
looks like we're losing steam here

3417
02:29:57,720 --> 02:29:59,720
kizzy's falling asleep

3418
02:29:59,720 --> 02:30:01,720
kizzy's falling asleep

3419
02:30:01,720 --> 02:30:03,720
yeah a horse cum thing

3420
02:30:03,720 --> 02:30:05,720
really shut things down

3421
02:30:05,720 --> 02:30:07,720
really derailed everything

3422
02:30:07,720 --> 02:30:09,720
wait what?

3423
02:30:09,720 --> 02:30:11,720
I was zoned out there for a couple of minutes

3424
02:30:11,720 --> 02:30:13,720
what was it about?

3425
02:30:13,720 --> 02:30:15,720
we talked about horse cum

3426
02:30:15,720 --> 02:30:17,720
man yeah

3427
02:30:17,720 --> 02:30:19,720
he said he wanted to drink some

3428
02:30:19,720 --> 02:30:21,720
kizzy wanted to drink horse cum

3429
02:30:21,720 --> 02:30:23,720
no

3430
02:30:23,720 --> 02:30:25,720
we wanted to pour it on alley mack

3431
02:30:25,720 --> 02:30:27,720
nah

3432
02:30:27,720 --> 02:30:29,720
you know

3433
02:30:29,720 --> 02:30:31,720
we've all

3434
02:30:31,720 --> 02:30:33,720
we've all

3435
02:30:33,720 --> 02:30:35,720
we've all jerked off right?

3436
02:30:35,720 --> 02:30:37,720
every single one of us right?

3437
02:30:37,720 --> 02:30:39,720
never in my life

3438
02:30:39,720 --> 02:30:41,720
you think you are to accuse me

3439
02:30:43,720 --> 02:30:45,720
I for one

3440
02:30:45,720 --> 02:30:47,720
honestly never tasted my own cum

3441
02:30:47,720 --> 02:30:49,720
but like

3442
02:30:49,720 --> 02:30:51,720
I don't want a cookie

3443
02:30:51,720 --> 02:30:53,720
you want an award for that?

3444
02:30:53,720 --> 02:30:55,720
I don't even know what it tastes like

3445
02:30:55,720 --> 02:30:57,720
I don't say

3446
02:30:57,720 --> 02:30:59,720
you've never had an accidental

3447
02:30:59,720 --> 02:31:01,720
friendly fire

3448
02:31:01,720 --> 02:31:03,720
no I never had friendly fire

3449
02:31:03,720 --> 02:31:05,720
never?

3450
02:31:05,720 --> 02:31:07,720
I'm not saying I have

3451
02:31:07,720 --> 02:31:09,720
I've gotten close to friendly fire

3452
02:31:09,720 --> 02:31:11,720
but I can't get a high one

3453
02:31:11,720 --> 02:31:13,720
sometimes it makes it a little bit further

3454
02:31:13,720 --> 02:31:15,720
up

3455
02:31:15,720 --> 02:31:17,720
you're like wow I gotta watch my aim next time

3456
02:31:17,720 --> 02:31:19,720
I can't say it's ever been like

3457
02:31:19,720 --> 02:31:21,720
a

3458
02:31:21,720 --> 02:31:23,720
fucking arc

3459
02:31:23,720 --> 02:31:25,720
I don't think I've ever had that happen

3460
02:31:25,720 --> 02:31:27,720
I mean I don't want to

3461
02:31:27,720 --> 02:31:29,720
I don't believe it

3462
02:31:29,720 --> 02:31:31,720
did you ever do that thing like you haven't

3463
02:31:31,720 --> 02:31:33,720
done it like three months or whatever

3464
02:31:33,720 --> 02:31:35,720
and like no like intercourse or anything

3465
02:31:35,720 --> 02:31:37,720
and it just goes

3466
02:31:37,720 --> 02:31:39,720
shoots out like a fucking cannon

3467
02:31:39,720 --> 02:31:41,720
dude I've had like one that

3468
02:31:41,720 --> 02:31:43,720
they go on like a week long vacation with family

3469
02:31:43,720 --> 02:31:45,720
and you get back and you're just fucking ready to explode

3470
02:31:45,720 --> 02:31:47,720
and it just goes

3471
02:31:47,720 --> 02:31:49,720
like it just shoots out like a fucking cannonball

3472
02:31:49,720 --> 02:31:51,720
and it goes off

3473
02:31:51,720 --> 02:31:53,720
like it's fucking angry

3474
02:31:53,720 --> 02:31:55,720
it's like reddit about the drop and shit

3475
02:31:55,720 --> 02:31:57,720
like it's like

3476
02:31:57,720 --> 02:31:59,720
you jerked off for all of ten seconds to make it happen

3477
02:31:59,720 --> 02:32:01,720
it's just like you've done it

3478
02:32:01,720 --> 02:32:03,720
Jesus Christ

3479
02:32:05,720 --> 02:32:07,720
fucking two pump jumping

3480
02:32:07,720 --> 02:32:09,720
in the second bed

3481
02:32:09,720 --> 02:32:11,720
dude oh my god

3482
02:32:11,720 --> 02:32:13,720
I forgot what comedian

3483
02:32:13,720 --> 02:32:15,720
it was but like he was talking about how like

3484
02:32:15,720 --> 02:32:17,720
he fucking got home from like a vacation

3485
02:32:17,720 --> 02:32:19,720
or something and like he has

3486
02:32:19,720 --> 02:32:21,720
and like he just like really wanted to like

3487
02:32:21,720 --> 02:32:23,720
fucking like whack it and like he was doing it

3488
02:32:23,720 --> 02:32:25,720
and like his dog kept coming in

3489
02:32:25,720 --> 02:32:27,720
and like just like going like grabbing his legs

3490
02:32:27,720 --> 02:32:29,720
so like he was like he was

3491
02:32:29,720 --> 02:32:31,720
jerking off and like he caught

3492
02:32:31,720 --> 02:32:33,720
he came as he was

3493
02:32:33,720 --> 02:32:35,720
kicking his dog and he's just like

3494
02:32:35,720 --> 02:32:37,720
bro I

3495
02:32:37,720 --> 02:32:39,720
it was the hardest I ever came in my life he's like

3496
02:32:39,720 --> 02:32:41,720
is this how fetishes start

3497
02:32:41,720 --> 02:32:43,720
dude I can't

3498
02:32:43,720 --> 02:32:45,720
like do anything

3499
02:32:45,720 --> 02:32:47,720
with my cats in the room

3500
02:32:47,720 --> 02:32:49,720
dude I gotta put them in the separate room

3501
02:32:49,720 --> 02:32:51,720
dude I call my cats the anti-masterbation

3502
02:32:51,720 --> 02:32:53,720
cats

3503
02:32:53,720 --> 02:32:55,720
because like anytime

3504
02:32:55,720 --> 02:32:57,720
like I even remotely think about it

3505
02:32:57,720 --> 02:32:59,720
they say I lay down on my bed

3506
02:32:59,720 --> 02:33:01,720
right I hear

3507
02:33:01,720 --> 02:33:03,720
cat comes and lays between my legs

3508
02:33:03,720 --> 02:33:05,720
it's like are you fucking kidding me dude

3509
02:33:05,720 --> 02:33:07,720
right

3510
02:33:07,720 --> 02:33:09,720
it's not trying to jerk off with you right there

3511
02:33:09,720 --> 02:33:11,720
like this is not supposed to be for you

3512
02:33:11,720 --> 02:33:13,720
this ain't your fucking show

3513
02:33:13,720 --> 02:33:15,720
it's your rodeo

3514
02:33:15,720 --> 02:33:17,720
well that's where my cat sleeps every night

3515
02:33:17,720 --> 02:33:19,720
it's like in between my legs so if I like lay on the bed

3516
02:33:19,720 --> 02:33:21,720
at all she thinks it's like time to go

3517
02:33:21,720 --> 02:33:23,720
it's like

3518
02:33:23,720 --> 02:33:25,720
god damn it

3519
02:33:25,720 --> 02:33:27,720
it's like god sending me a sign

3520
02:33:27,720 --> 02:33:29,720
it's like no no

3521
02:33:29,720 --> 02:33:31,720
I'm pretty sure I told you not to do this

3522
02:33:31,720 --> 02:33:33,720
that's fucked dude

3523
02:33:33,720 --> 02:33:35,720
fuck

3524
02:33:35,720 --> 02:33:37,720
Casey are you okay

3525
02:33:37,720 --> 02:33:39,720
oh yeah

3526
02:33:39,720 --> 02:33:41,720
that was not convincing

3527
02:33:41,720 --> 02:33:43,720
no

3528
02:33:43,720 --> 02:33:45,720
are you okay

3529
02:33:45,720 --> 02:33:47,720
so you guys

3530
02:33:47,720 --> 02:33:49,720
talked about Donald Trump getting arrested

3531
02:33:49,720 --> 02:33:51,720
no we didn't actually

3532
02:33:51,720 --> 02:33:53,720
we barely touched on it

3533
02:33:53,720 --> 02:33:55,720
yeah I mean

3534
02:33:55,720 --> 02:33:57,720
you think it's gonna happen you think they're gonna come

3535
02:33:57,720 --> 02:33:59,720
I think that Biden's gonna pardon him

3536
02:33:59,720 --> 02:34:01,720
I really do

3537
02:34:01,720 --> 02:34:03,720
Biden hell no

3538
02:34:03,720 --> 02:34:05,720
I don't think Biden knows anything about

3539
02:34:05,720 --> 02:34:07,720
what's going on

3540
02:34:07,720 --> 02:34:09,720
it'd be super fucking smart for the democrats to pardon him

3541
02:34:09,720 --> 02:34:11,720
they'd be like we're not playing

3542
02:34:11,720 --> 02:34:13,720
but they won't do that dude

3543
02:34:13,720 --> 02:34:15,720
they won't do that it's too

3544
02:34:15,720 --> 02:34:17,720
it's too tribal

3545
02:34:17,720 --> 02:34:19,720
way too tribal

3546
02:34:19,720 --> 02:34:21,720
I'm just saying it would be smart for them to pardon him

3547
02:34:21,720 --> 02:34:23,720
I think dude if they arrest him

3548
02:34:23,720 --> 02:34:25,720
it would be one of the best things that could happen

3549
02:34:25,720 --> 02:34:27,720
for his campaign oh absolutely

3550
02:34:27,720 --> 02:34:29,720
it's gonna make him look like Jesus Christ

3551
02:34:29,720 --> 02:34:31,720
like he's getting crucified

3552
02:34:31,720 --> 02:34:33,720
and he comes back

3553
02:34:33,720 --> 02:34:35,720
everyone's gonna be like

3554
02:34:35,720 --> 02:34:37,720
why throw a catch to him

3555
02:34:37,720 --> 02:34:39,720
he's in deep state

3556
02:34:39,720 --> 02:34:41,720
it's the fucking deep state

3557
02:34:41,720 --> 02:34:43,720
Joe Exotic

3558
02:34:43,720 --> 02:34:45,720
2024 he's still in prison

3559
02:34:45,720 --> 02:34:47,720
I think right oh yeah but you can still get

3560
02:34:47,720 --> 02:34:49,720
elected I can

3561
02:34:49,720 --> 02:34:51,720
I don't think you can get elected as

3562
02:34:51,720 --> 02:34:53,720
prisoner sure you can

3563
02:34:53,720 --> 02:34:55,720
Joe Exotic

3564
02:34:55,720 --> 02:34:57,720
there's no way

3565
02:34:57,720 --> 02:34:59,720
no no

3566
02:34:59,720 --> 02:35:01,720
I don't believe you for a second

3567
02:35:01,720 --> 02:35:03,720
there's no way you can vote for anybody

3568
02:35:03,720 --> 02:35:05,720
well I mean you can vote for them

3569
02:35:05,720 --> 02:35:07,720
they can't hold office though

3570
02:35:07,720 --> 02:35:09,720
they can

3571
02:35:09,720 --> 02:35:11,720
they're in prison

3572
02:35:11,720 --> 02:35:13,720
no they fucking can

3573
02:35:13,720 --> 02:35:15,720
that's why Trump wants to get

3574
02:35:15,720 --> 02:35:17,720
elected because he doesn't want to go to prison

3575
02:35:21,720 --> 02:35:23,720
I'm serious

3576
02:35:25,720 --> 02:35:27,720
Joe Exotic is going to be getting

3577
02:35:27,720 --> 02:35:29,720
out of prison in

3578
02:35:29,720 --> 02:35:31,720
2043

3579
02:35:31,720 --> 02:35:33,720
what

3580
02:35:33,720 --> 02:35:35,720
god damn what did he actually

3581
02:35:35,720 --> 02:35:37,720
do to go to jail for that murder for hire

3582
02:35:37,720 --> 02:35:39,720
oh really yeah I

3583
02:35:39,720 --> 02:35:41,720
think that's bullshit I mean I think

3584
02:35:41,720 --> 02:35:43,720
he completely mistreated his animals but

3585
02:35:43,720 --> 02:35:45,720
he they completely fucking led him into that

3586
02:35:45,720 --> 02:35:47,720
oh yeah that was such a trap for him

3587
02:35:47,720 --> 02:35:49,720
no it was a it was a sting that's what they do

3588
02:35:49,720 --> 02:35:51,720
like what did they do

3589
02:35:51,720 --> 02:35:53,720
they just he wanted he wanted

3590
02:35:53,720 --> 02:35:55,720
fucking Carol fucking Baskin did

3591
02:35:55,720 --> 02:35:57,720
and I don't blame

3592
02:35:57,720 --> 02:35:59,720
he just made a bunch of jokes about it

3593
02:35:59,720 --> 02:36:01,720
and then they just like got this guy on

3594
02:36:01,720 --> 02:36:03,720
like some shit and they're like hey

3595
02:36:03,720 --> 02:36:05,720
not like pressure him but like just

3596
02:36:05,720 --> 02:36:07,720
consistently offer him the option of

3597
02:36:07,720 --> 02:36:09,720
like hey get this killer yeah

3598
02:36:09,720 --> 02:36:11,720
and then one day he's like ah like

3599
02:36:11,720 --> 02:36:13,720
fuck it whatever why not

3600
02:36:13,720 --> 02:36:15,720
but like he had he would never have tried to

3601
02:36:15,720 --> 02:36:17,720
find a hitman to make it happen on his

3602
02:36:17,720 --> 02:36:19,720
own will right that's like

3603
02:36:19,720 --> 02:36:21,720
offered to do it that's like that's a trap

3604
02:36:21,720 --> 02:36:23,720
that yeah it was complete entrapment

3605
02:36:23,720 --> 02:36:25,720
and then I mean he also his lawyer was

3606
02:36:25,720 --> 02:36:27,720
fucking retarded because he didn't have

3607
02:36:27,720 --> 02:36:29,720
a lawyer he had Joe Exotic

3608
02:36:29,720 --> 02:36:31,720
yeah yeah he was fucking retarded

3609
02:36:31,720 --> 02:36:33,720
he tried to represent himself yes he did

3610
02:36:33,720 --> 02:36:35,720
did not go well what the fuck

3611
02:36:35,720 --> 02:36:37,720
and then uh fucking he also there was

3612
02:36:37,720 --> 02:36:39,720
also a ton of shit against him about how

3613
02:36:39,720 --> 02:36:41,720
he was fucking killing tigers

3614
02:36:41,720 --> 02:36:43,720
and shit that he couldn't

3615
02:36:43,720 --> 02:36:45,720
take care of and there was some

3616
02:36:45,720 --> 02:36:47,720
good evidence about that but even then

3617
02:36:47,720 --> 02:36:49,720
the size of it the murder for hires

3618
02:36:49,720 --> 02:36:51,720
would fucking got him back dude did you see

3619
02:36:51,720 --> 02:36:53,720
that's crazy did you see that they found

3620
02:36:53,720 --> 02:36:55,720
Carol Baskin's husband did they

3621
02:36:55,720 --> 02:36:57,720
yeah they did he's alive

3622
02:36:57,720 --> 02:36:59,720
no he was in Barbados the whole time

3623
02:36:59,720 --> 02:37:01,720
you just want to get away from that bitch

3624
02:37:01,720 --> 02:37:03,720
yeah he wanted to get away from the bitch dude he's alive

3625
02:37:03,720 --> 02:37:05,720
and like they just found him in a Barbados

3626
02:37:05,720 --> 02:37:07,720
no way that's a real thing they found

3627
02:37:07,720 --> 02:37:09,720
him oh my god that shit is hilarious

3628
02:37:09,720 --> 02:37:11,720
I thought I heard that but it was a

3629
02:37:11,720 --> 02:37:13,720
rumor no no they found him

3630
02:37:13,720 --> 02:37:15,720
like he's actually like Carol Baskin's

3631
02:37:15,720 --> 02:37:17,720
husband's alive

3632
02:37:17,720 --> 02:37:19,720
and in the Bahamas

3633
02:37:19,720 --> 02:37:21,720
or Barbados he's Costa Rica

3634
02:37:21,720 --> 02:37:23,720
yeah Costa Rica yeah they found

3635
02:37:23,720 --> 02:37:25,720
him he's back so they thought that she killed

3636
02:37:25,720 --> 02:37:27,720
Netflix is gonna make fucking force

3637
02:37:27,720 --> 02:37:29,720
so he made up this whole thing that she killed

3638
02:37:29,720 --> 02:37:31,720
her husband yeah and he's fucking alive

3639
02:37:31,720 --> 02:37:33,720
he's alive yeah he's just like

3640
02:37:33,720 --> 02:37:35,720
fuck

3641
02:37:35,720 --> 02:37:37,720
I'm out hey all you cool cats and

3642
02:37:37,720 --> 02:37:39,720
cats and kittens turns out

3643
02:37:39,720 --> 02:37:41,720
my husband isn't dead

3644
02:37:41,720 --> 02:37:43,720
maybe she's not that bad

3645
02:37:43,720 --> 02:37:45,720
isn't that terrible

3646
02:37:45,720 --> 02:37:47,720
yeah but she's still an asshole

3647
02:37:47,720 --> 02:37:49,720
everybody fucking hates her she looks just like

3648
02:37:49,720 --> 02:37:51,720
Hillary Clinton dude they still got

3649
02:37:51,720 --> 02:37:53,720
they got the fucking like alligator deep

3650
02:37:53,720 --> 02:37:55,720
in the fucking eyes

3651
02:37:55,720 --> 02:37:57,720
like you know that's another thing that I was talking about

3652
02:37:57,720 --> 02:37:59,720
so I went to go see

3653
02:37:59,720 --> 02:38:01,720
Two Plays over the last week

3654
02:38:01,720 --> 02:38:03,720
because my girlfriend wanted me to go see

3655
02:38:03,720 --> 02:38:05,720
him so I saw Hamilton which was

3656
02:38:05,720 --> 02:38:07,720
hell yeah

3657
02:38:07,720 --> 02:38:09,720
it was pretty good

3658
02:38:09,720 --> 02:38:11,720
and then I saw Hades Town

3659
02:38:11,720 --> 02:38:13,720
or Hades Town which was

3660
02:38:13,720 --> 02:38:15,720
alright but there's this motherfucker in

3661
02:38:15,720 --> 02:38:17,720
front of me in Hades Town

3662
02:38:17,720 --> 02:38:19,720
and this motherfucker

3663
02:38:19,720 --> 02:38:21,720
was wearing a fucking

3664
02:38:21,720 --> 02:38:23,720
like red dress shirt with like

3665
02:38:23,720 --> 02:38:25,720
a vest on and like a black tie

3666
02:38:25,720 --> 02:38:27,720
and

3667
02:38:27,720 --> 02:38:29,720
he just kept on moving his fucking head

3668
02:38:29,720 --> 02:38:31,720
around like this

3669
02:38:31,720 --> 02:38:33,720
so every time that like I got

3670
02:38:33,720 --> 02:38:35,720
to a position where I could fucking see

3671
02:38:35,720 --> 02:38:37,720
he was just going like this

3672
02:38:37,720 --> 02:38:39,720
so I had to keep moving my fucking head

3673
02:38:39,720 --> 02:38:41,720
and then he turned around

3674
02:38:41,720 --> 02:38:43,720
and I go dude what the fuck and he just goes

3675
02:38:43,720 --> 02:38:45,720
and he kept moving his fucking

3676
02:38:45,720 --> 02:38:47,720
I'm like I'm gonna fucking murder to you

3677
02:38:47,720 --> 02:38:49,720
so he's moving his head so you have to move

3678
02:38:49,720 --> 02:38:51,720
your head and then the guy behind you has to move his head

3679
02:38:51,720 --> 02:38:53,720
so the guy behind me goes

3680
02:38:53,720 --> 02:38:55,720
and I go what

3681
02:38:55,720 --> 02:38:57,720
I'm fucking I'm trying to fucking

3682
02:38:57,720 --> 02:38:59,720
see too this guy's a fucking asshole

3683
02:38:59,720 --> 02:39:01,720
he's goes

3684
02:39:01,720 --> 02:39:03,720
and I'm gonna

3685
02:39:03,720 --> 02:39:05,720
and I turn around and go

3686
02:39:05,720 --> 02:39:07,720
I looked at him like that

3687
02:39:07,720 --> 02:39:09,720
dude see I I miss

3688
02:39:09,720 --> 02:39:11,720
like field trips in school

3689
02:39:11,720 --> 02:39:13,720
because we used to go and see like cool shit like that

3690
02:39:13,720 --> 02:39:15,720
yeah and like now I just like

3691
02:39:15,720 --> 02:39:17,720
can't like up and go to apply

3692
02:39:17,720 --> 02:39:19,720
I can't be like hey I'm going to play

3693
02:39:19,720 --> 02:39:21,720
like yeah it just wouldn't work

3694
02:39:21,720 --> 02:39:23,720
I mean you can

3695
02:39:23,720 --> 02:39:25,720
I mean I just

3696
02:39:25,720 --> 02:39:27,720
I won't though I guess

3697
02:39:27,720 --> 02:39:29,720
I'm not going to

3698
02:39:29,720 --> 02:39:31,720
I wouldn't actively go to a play

3699
02:39:31,720 --> 02:39:33,720
unless it's allocated for me

3700
02:39:33,720 --> 02:39:35,720
I wouldn't actively go to a play unless my girlfriend

3701
02:39:35,720 --> 02:39:37,720
like wants to go to one because she's like

3702
02:39:37,720 --> 02:39:39,720
she was a theater kid

3703
02:39:39,720 --> 02:39:41,720
so she loves like the theater

3704
02:39:41,720 --> 02:39:43,720
dude why don't they have a back to the

3705
02:39:43,720 --> 02:39:45,720
future play they did

3706
02:39:45,720 --> 02:39:47,720
did they yeah they did really

3707
02:39:47,720 --> 02:39:49,720
on Broadway I think so yeah oh my god

3708
02:39:49,720 --> 02:39:51,720
I would go see that I heard

3709
02:39:51,720 --> 02:39:53,720
it sucked I probably

3710
02:39:53,720 --> 02:39:55,720
did because they like they probably just

3711
02:39:55,720 --> 02:39:57,720
put in all that like opera music

3712
02:39:57,720 --> 02:39:59,720
yeah not opera music what is it

3713
02:39:59,720 --> 02:40:01,720
it's like that

3714
02:40:01,720 --> 02:40:03,720
I don't know that play fucking

3715
02:40:03,720 --> 02:40:05,720
style musical yeah but it was

3716
02:40:05,720 --> 02:40:07,720
just fucking like the guy in front of me

3717
02:40:07,720 --> 02:40:09,720
then he turned around he had the same fucking

3718
02:40:09,720 --> 02:40:11,720
eyes as like Hillary Clinton like fucking alligator

3719
02:40:11,720 --> 02:40:13,720
eyes that are like we're deep set like in his

3720
02:40:13,720 --> 02:40:15,720
fucking head you know you ever look at somebody

3721
02:40:15,720 --> 02:40:17,720
and you're like I'm genetically

3722
02:40:17,720 --> 02:40:19,720
programmed to fucking hate you

3723
02:40:19,720 --> 02:40:21,720
like like I'm genetically

3724
02:40:21,720 --> 02:40:23,720
programmed to fight you

3725
02:40:23,720 --> 02:40:25,720
like when I looked at this guy

3726
02:40:25,720 --> 02:40:27,720
like I was like my brain just like kill

3727
02:40:27,720 --> 02:40:29,720
kill kill kill punches

3728
02:40:29,720 --> 02:40:31,720
yeah like my brain was just like

3729
02:40:31,720 --> 02:40:33,720
beat the fuck out of it like just destroy

3730
02:40:33,720 --> 02:40:35,720
this man how often do you

3731
02:40:35,720 --> 02:40:37,720
have thoughts like this

3732
02:40:37,720 --> 02:40:39,720
it's not actually very like often but

3733
02:40:39,720 --> 02:40:41,720
like when you just see like certain people

3734
02:40:41,720 --> 02:40:43,720
like really monthly

3735
02:40:43,720 --> 02:40:45,720
yearly I say I think you say

3736
02:40:45,720 --> 02:40:47,720
I'd say yearly like I find

3737
02:40:47,720 --> 02:40:49,720
like one guy that I'm like

3738
02:40:49,720 --> 02:40:51,720
like just like just triggers like a fucking

3739
02:40:51,720 --> 02:40:53,720
like primal part of my brain it's like just

3740
02:40:53,720 --> 02:40:55,720
fight him like this guy needs to be

3741
02:40:55,720 --> 02:40:57,720
fucking attacked have you ever acted out violently

3742
02:40:57,720 --> 02:40:59,720
against anyone

3743
02:40:59,720 --> 02:41:01,720
yes

3744
02:41:01,720 --> 02:41:03,720
wow so get this

3745
02:41:03,720 --> 02:41:05,720
apparently she just blatantly

3746
02:41:05,720 --> 02:41:07,720
lied that he was alive

3747
02:41:07,720 --> 02:41:09,720
he's he's dead no he's

3748
02:41:09,720 --> 02:41:11,720
just missing

3749
02:41:11,720 --> 02:41:13,720
she said that it was like homeland

3750
02:41:13,720 --> 02:41:15,720
security and the FBI were in touch with her

3751
02:41:15,720 --> 02:41:17,720
and like the local police

3752
02:41:17,720 --> 02:41:19,720
department and then like other people within

3753
02:41:19,720 --> 02:41:21,720
those two places like no

3754
02:41:21,720 --> 02:41:23,720
like we never mind this bitch is a psychopath

3755
02:41:23,720 --> 02:41:25,720
yeah dude she definitely killed him

3756
02:41:25,720 --> 02:41:27,720
her daughters went on record and said

3757
02:41:27,720 --> 02:41:29,720
like no that's just not

3758
02:41:29,720 --> 02:41:31,720
true like he is still missing

3759
02:41:31,720 --> 02:41:33,720
oh my god

3760
02:41:33,720 --> 02:41:35,720
wow I gotta rewatch that

3761
02:41:35,720 --> 02:41:37,720
tiger king the tiger dude

3762
02:41:37,720 --> 02:41:39,720
the whole method like turning dudes out

3763
02:41:39,720 --> 02:41:41,720
for her oh yeah

3764
02:41:41,720 --> 02:41:43,720
that's just hilarious the one part where the guy

3765
02:41:43,720 --> 02:41:45,720
fucking kills himself by accident

3766
02:41:45,720 --> 02:41:47,720
that was one of the

3767
02:41:47,720 --> 02:41:49,720
he's not loaded boom

3768
02:41:49,720 --> 02:41:51,720
and you just see the dude who's been like the nerdy

3769
02:41:51,720 --> 02:41:53,720
little fucking like behind the ckb

3770
02:41:53,720 --> 02:41:55,720
guy he's just like

3771
02:41:55,720 --> 02:41:57,720
oh yeah he's like

3772
02:41:57,720 --> 02:41:59,720
fucking bully then the part where the one fucking

3773
02:41:59,720 --> 02:42:01,720
worker gets our armed

3774
02:42:01,720 --> 02:42:03,720
yeah it's so dramatic

3775
02:42:03,720 --> 02:42:05,720
put the EMS leather jacket on

3776
02:42:05,720 --> 02:42:07,720
fucking straight

3777
02:42:07,720 --> 02:42:09,720
we need an helicopter over here

3778
02:42:09,720 --> 02:42:11,720
dude jokes on

3779
02:42:11,720 --> 02:42:13,720
I go to the gift shop he's like

3780
02:42:13,720 --> 02:42:15,720
alright we had an incident

3781
02:42:15,720 --> 02:42:17,720
we will refund your tickets

3782
02:42:17,720 --> 02:42:19,720
the

3783
02:42:19,720 --> 02:42:21,720
the park is closed until

3784
02:42:21,720 --> 02:42:23,720
further notice somebody's got

3785
02:42:23,720 --> 02:42:25,720
their fucking arm torn

3786
02:42:25,720 --> 02:42:27,720
off

3787
02:42:27,720 --> 02:42:29,720
you know he wasn't anti he was yeah

3788
02:42:29,720 --> 02:42:31,720
yeah he was also a sheriff

3789
02:42:31,720 --> 02:42:33,720
I don't know if he was a sheriff he was

3790
02:42:33,720 --> 02:42:35,720
I looked into it like he was a deputy

3791
02:42:35,720 --> 02:42:37,720
he wasn't like a sheriff sheriff but he was a

3792
02:42:37,720 --> 02:42:39,720
deputy he was a deputy

3793
02:42:39,720 --> 02:42:41,720
he was a fuck but then they

3794
02:42:41,720 --> 02:42:43,720
but then when he was a sheriff deputy

3795
02:42:43,720 --> 02:42:45,720
they found out that he was gay

3796
02:42:45,720 --> 02:42:47,720
and they fucking ousted him out like out of

3797
02:42:47,720 --> 02:42:49,720
the fucking department because back then I was like

3798
02:42:49,720 --> 02:42:51,720
not like a thing that you could do

3799
02:42:51,720 --> 02:42:53,720
that's fucking crazy what year

3800
02:42:53,720 --> 02:42:55,720
I think that was like 70s

3801
02:42:55,720 --> 02:42:57,720
like early 70s

3802
02:42:57,720 --> 02:42:59,720
dude I

3803
02:42:59,720 --> 02:43:01,720
I'll tell you a story

3804
02:43:01,720 --> 02:43:03,720
I have my neighbor

3805
02:43:03,720 --> 02:43:05,720
grown up as a state trooper

3806
02:43:05,720 --> 02:43:07,720
I think I've told stories about this guy

3807
02:43:07,720 --> 02:43:09,720
yeah this fucking guy yeah he was just off his fucking rocker

3808
02:43:09,720 --> 02:43:11,720
oh yeah

3809
02:43:11,720 --> 02:43:13,720
this guy was nuts like

3810
02:43:13,720 --> 02:43:15,720
first he worked in the jail

3811
02:43:15,720 --> 02:43:17,720
the local jail

3812
02:43:17,720 --> 02:43:19,720
and

3813
02:43:19,720 --> 02:43:21,720
people used to come up to the judge

3814
02:43:21,720 --> 02:43:23,720
grown men like crying

3815
02:43:23,720 --> 02:43:25,720
and the judge

3816
02:43:25,720 --> 02:43:27,720
is like why are you crying

3817
02:43:27,720 --> 02:43:29,720
and the guy would

3818
02:43:29,720 --> 02:43:31,720
point to his neck like he got choked

3819
02:43:31,720 --> 02:43:33,720
and then point to his nuts

3820
02:43:33,720 --> 02:43:35,720
and make like a kneeing motion

3821
02:43:35,720 --> 02:43:37,720
and they're like oh yeah that's

3822
02:43:37,720 --> 02:43:39,720
insert this cop's name

3823
02:43:39,720 --> 02:43:41,720
did that yeah yeah

3824
02:43:41,720 --> 02:43:43,720
and this guy who worked at the jail told me these stories

3825
02:43:43,720 --> 02:43:45,720
he used to grab

3826
02:43:45,720 --> 02:43:47,720
inmates by their shackles

3827
02:43:47,720 --> 02:43:49,720
like on their feet

3828
02:43:49,720 --> 02:43:51,720
and pull them up as hard as he could

3829
02:43:51,720 --> 02:43:53,720
and so they hit their face on the railing

3830
02:43:53,720 --> 02:43:55,720
in the elevator

3831
02:43:55,720 --> 02:43:57,720
so they're like oh yeah

3832
02:43:57,720 --> 02:43:59,720
that's him

3833
02:43:59,720 --> 02:44:01,720
we know who did that

3834
02:44:01,720 --> 02:44:03,720
he just had an M.O. like this dude

3835
02:44:03,720 --> 02:44:05,720
he used to handcuff people to the garbrail and piss on them

3836
02:44:05,720 --> 02:44:07,720
he became a state trooper

3837
02:44:07,720 --> 02:44:09,720
what a fucking psycho

3838
02:44:09,720 --> 02:44:11,720
so like you get one of two responses

3839
02:44:11,720 --> 02:44:13,720
when you mention this guy's name

3840
02:44:13,720 --> 02:44:15,720
you either get oh my god that fucking guy

3841
02:44:15,720 --> 02:44:17,720
he's hilarious

3842
02:44:17,720 --> 02:44:19,720
from cops or you get

3843
02:44:19,720 --> 02:44:21,720
don't even mention that guy's name

3844
02:44:21,720 --> 02:44:23,720
he's sick in the head

3845
02:44:23,720 --> 02:44:25,720
and I don't want to talk about him

3846
02:44:25,720 --> 02:44:27,720
yeah my family members have gotten that response

3847
02:44:27,720 --> 02:44:29,720
I got a response from a cop that said

3848
02:44:29,720 --> 02:44:31,720
um

3849
02:44:31,720 --> 02:44:33,720
because you know back when I was younger

3850
02:44:33,720 --> 02:44:35,720
I used to like name drop

3851
02:44:35,720 --> 02:44:37,720
cause he's just stupid

3852
02:44:37,720 --> 02:44:39,720
but I said his name to one cop

3853
02:44:39,720 --> 02:44:41,720
and the cop is like

3854
02:44:41,720 --> 02:44:43,720
I know him and I wouldn't tell anybody that you know him

3855
02:44:43,720 --> 02:44:45,720
so anyway

3856
02:44:45,720 --> 02:44:47,720
he pulled my buddy over

3857
02:44:47,720 --> 02:44:49,720
and he said

3858
02:44:49,720 --> 02:44:51,720
is this guy still a trooper?

3859
02:44:51,720 --> 02:44:53,720
no he's retired

3860
02:44:53,720 --> 02:44:55,720
so uh

3861
02:44:55,720 --> 02:44:57,720
I was gonna say that shit don't fly anymore

3862
02:44:57,720 --> 02:44:59,720
he pulled my buddy over

3863
02:44:59,720 --> 02:45:01,720
and he

3864
02:45:01,720 --> 02:45:03,720
looks in the back of his jeep and he's like

3865
02:45:03,720 --> 02:45:05,720
oh yeah you play the drums huh

3866
02:45:05,720 --> 02:45:07,720
he's like

3867
02:45:07,720 --> 02:45:09,720
yeah I'm just getting back from band practice

3868
02:45:09,720 --> 02:45:11,720
he's like you know I was in a band once

3869
02:45:11,720 --> 02:45:13,720
but uh they kicked me out

3870
02:45:13,720 --> 02:45:15,720
for being a gay nazi

3871
02:45:15,720 --> 02:45:17,720
anyway

3872
02:45:17,720 --> 02:45:19,720
have a nice night

3873
02:45:19,720 --> 02:45:21,720
so anyway

3874
02:45:21,720 --> 02:45:23,720
wait those things are not

3875
02:45:23,720 --> 02:45:25,720
able to be together

3876
02:45:25,720 --> 02:45:27,720
that's not how that works

3877
02:45:29,720 --> 02:45:31,720
so anyway I'm working at Home Depot

3878
02:45:31,720 --> 02:45:33,720
at Torah adult

3879
02:45:33,720 --> 02:45:35,720
and uh there's

3880
02:45:35,720 --> 02:45:37,720
there's this other uh

3881
02:45:37,720 --> 02:45:39,720
a trooper that I knew

3882
02:45:39,720 --> 02:45:41,720
he had been over to my house with this guy

3883
02:45:41,720 --> 02:45:43,720
right because he was my neighbor and they were just like

3884
02:45:43,720 --> 02:45:45,720
hanging out and talking to my brother in the driveway about cars and shit

3885
02:45:45,720 --> 02:45:47,720
and so this

3886
02:45:47,720 --> 02:45:49,720
this one state trooper

3887
02:45:49,720 --> 02:45:51,720
had a really hot car

3888
02:45:51,720 --> 02:45:53,720
I was just gay nazi

3889
02:45:53,720 --> 02:45:55,720
so fucking weird

3890
02:45:55,720 --> 02:45:57,720
this one state trooper had this really fast

3891
02:45:57,720 --> 02:45:59,720
hot car was a transam

3892
02:45:59,720 --> 02:46:01,720
and it was

3893
02:46:01,720 --> 02:46:03,720
I'm not gonna say what it is because if anybody listens to this

3894
02:46:03,720 --> 02:46:05,720
they might be able to pinpoint which cop it was

3895
02:46:05,720 --> 02:46:07,720
but anyway this trooper

3896
02:46:07,720 --> 02:46:09,720
was gay and I didn't know

3897
02:46:09,720 --> 02:46:11,720
right so

3898
02:46:11,720 --> 02:46:13,720
he came into I was working at

3899
02:46:13,720 --> 02:46:15,720
wait so this is the dude who pulled your buddy over

3900
02:46:15,720 --> 02:46:17,720
no no no

3901
02:46:17,720 --> 02:46:19,720
that's the psychopath

3902
02:46:19,720 --> 02:46:21,720
his friend who had this hot car

3903
02:46:21,720 --> 02:46:23,720
um who was like in our driveway

3904
02:46:23,720 --> 02:46:25,720
they were all talking

3905
02:46:25,720 --> 02:46:27,720
he came into Home Depot while I was working there

3906
02:46:27,720 --> 02:46:29,720
I worked in the Torah rental department

3907
02:46:29,720 --> 02:46:31,720
and

3908
02:46:31,720 --> 02:46:33,720
I told him a story about

3909
02:46:33,720 --> 02:46:35,720
Tim and I'm like that guy is nuts isn't he

3910
02:46:35,720 --> 02:46:37,720
and I'm like pulled my friend over

3911
02:46:37,720 --> 02:46:39,720
and he said I got kicked out of my

3912
02:46:39,720 --> 02:46:41,720
band because I'm like gay nazi

3913
02:46:41,720 --> 02:46:43,720
and he was with this other guy

3914
02:46:43,720 --> 02:46:45,720
this other shorter guy

3915
02:46:45,720 --> 02:46:47,720
right much shorter than him

3916
02:46:47,720 --> 02:46:49,720
who I didn't like put

3917
02:46:49,720 --> 02:46:51,720
two and two together at the time

3918
02:46:51,720 --> 02:46:53,720
but I later found out

3919
02:46:53,720 --> 02:46:55,720
that trooper is gay

3920
02:46:55,720 --> 02:46:57,720
and this guy

3921
02:46:57,720 --> 02:46:59,720
his partner right who I found out

3922
02:46:59,720 --> 02:47:01,720
was this fucking boyfriend

3923
02:47:01,720 --> 02:47:03,720
was looking at me gave me the filthiest fucking look

3924
02:47:03,720 --> 02:47:05,720
right

3925
02:47:05,720 --> 02:47:07,720
and I found out later that oh he's fucking gay

3926
02:47:07,720 --> 02:47:09,720
and I'm talking about gay nazis

3927
02:47:09,720 --> 02:47:11,720
I was wondering why that joke

3928
02:47:11,720 --> 02:47:13,720
didn't go over

3929
02:47:13,720 --> 02:47:15,720
I was just like you guys don't think that's funny

3930
02:47:15,720 --> 02:47:17,720
and I just get that this like

3931
02:47:17,720 --> 02:47:19,720
he was like this

3932
02:47:19,720 --> 02:47:21,720
pouting at me with the arms crossed

3933
02:47:21,720 --> 02:47:23,720
but um

3934
02:47:23,720 --> 02:47:25,720
that's fucking funny

3935
02:47:25,720 --> 02:47:27,720
dude I'm just telling you what he said

3936
02:47:29,720 --> 02:47:31,720
I'm trying to think of what other like

3937
02:47:31,720 --> 02:47:33,720
fucked up stories

3938
02:47:33,720 --> 02:47:35,720
this guy was just like a serial

3939
02:47:35,720 --> 02:47:37,720
like a serial cheater

3940
02:47:37,720 --> 02:47:39,720
we're just like serial cheat on his

3941
02:47:39,720 --> 02:47:41,720
on his mouse

3942
02:47:41,720 --> 02:47:43,720
he was not a good person

3943
02:47:43,720 --> 02:47:45,720
he was terrible

3944
02:47:45,720 --> 02:47:47,720
he's the worst kind of person

3945
02:47:47,720 --> 02:47:49,720
he seems like a funny guy

3946
02:47:49,720 --> 02:47:51,720
he seems like a terrible person

3947
02:47:51,720 --> 02:47:53,720
yeah he used to tell my brother stories

3948
02:47:53,720 --> 02:47:55,720
he's like ah yeah so I was banging the flight pig nurse

3949
02:47:55,720 --> 02:47:57,720
it was this fat flight nurse

3950
02:47:57,720 --> 02:47:59,720
and he was just a cheat on his wife with her

3951
02:47:59,720 --> 02:48:01,720
he used to bang strippers

3952
02:48:01,720 --> 02:48:03,720
roadside

3953
02:48:03,720 --> 02:48:05,720
this is why

3954
02:48:05,720 --> 02:48:07,720
I'm the fucking

3955
02:48:07,720 --> 02:48:09,720
clock probably on overtime getting bonuses

3956
02:48:09,720 --> 02:48:11,720
to bang strippers

3957
02:48:11,720 --> 02:48:13,720
roadside

3958
02:48:13,720 --> 02:48:15,720
it's like god man

3959
02:48:15,720 --> 02:48:17,720
what happens if another fucking car

3960
02:48:17,720 --> 02:48:19,720
just rolls up on you and they're like

3961
02:48:21,720 --> 02:48:23,720
I'm gonna call my stupid

3962
02:48:23,720 --> 02:48:25,720
supervisor

3963
02:48:25,720 --> 02:48:27,720
buddy what are you doing

3964
02:48:27,720 --> 02:48:29,720
he kind of did the thing where like it made him look like he pulled

3965
02:48:29,720 --> 02:48:31,720
pulled them over

3966
02:48:31,720 --> 02:48:33,720
how's you talking to him

3967
02:48:33,720 --> 02:48:35,720
body cams

3968
02:48:35,720 --> 02:48:37,720
changed the game up dude

3969
02:48:37,720 --> 02:48:39,720
now you gotta be an honest cop

3970
02:48:41,720 --> 02:48:43,720
and even honest cops get fucked now

3971
02:48:45,720 --> 02:48:47,720
it's a tough time

3972
02:48:47,720 --> 02:48:49,720
it's an argument for another day

3973
02:48:49,720 --> 02:48:51,720
we've done enough to cancel ourselves

3974
02:48:51,720 --> 02:48:53,720
you used to be able to bang strippers

3975
02:48:53,720 --> 02:48:55,720
on the butt and the side of the road dude

3976
02:48:55,720 --> 02:48:57,720
this sucks

3977
02:48:57,720 --> 02:48:59,720
can you fucking piss on the people like kuff

3978
02:48:59,720 --> 02:49:01,720
god damn it

3979
02:49:01,720 --> 02:49:03,720
damn it's a fucking bull back at cheese

3980
02:49:03,720 --> 02:49:05,720
Joe exotic is a fucking

3981
02:49:05,720 --> 02:49:07,720
god damn man

3982
02:49:07,720 --> 02:49:09,720
he's a piece of work ain't he

3983
02:49:09,720 --> 02:49:11,720
I didn't see the second edition of tiger king

3984
02:49:11,720 --> 02:49:13,720
I saw like the first one

3985
02:49:13,720 --> 02:49:15,720
I didn't see the second one

3986
02:49:15,720 --> 02:49:17,720
I heard tiger king 2 wasn't as good because Joe exotic wasn't

3987
02:49:17,720 --> 02:49:19,720
fucking in it

3988
02:49:19,720 --> 02:49:21,720
that's what made tiger king 1 fucking entertaining

3989
02:49:21,720 --> 02:49:23,720
was his fucking bat shit

3990
02:49:23,720 --> 02:49:25,720
insane things that he did

3991
02:49:25,720 --> 02:49:27,720
you know

3992
02:49:27,720 --> 02:49:29,720
I gotta get back to work

3993
02:49:29,720 --> 02:49:31,720
yeah we're probably gonna get back

3994
02:49:31,720 --> 02:49:33,720
this should probably be the stopping point

3995
02:49:33,720 --> 02:49:35,720
I'm glad you made it

3996
02:49:35,720 --> 02:49:37,720
you fucking added in some of the best shit at the end there

3997
02:49:37,720 --> 02:49:39,720
fucking

3998
02:49:39,720 --> 02:49:41,720
that was fucking awesome

3999
02:49:41,720 --> 02:49:43,720
thanks for listening to the little podcast

4000
02:49:43,720 --> 02:49:45,720
and as always send us your tips

4001
02:49:45,720 --> 02:49:47,720
oh yeah

4002
02:49:47,720 --> 02:49:49,720
be kind to each others

4003
02:49:49,720 --> 02:49:51,720
and yourself

4004
02:49:51,720 --> 02:49:53,720
say goodbye alley buck

4005
02:49:53,720 --> 02:50:03,720
bye

4006
02:50:23,720 --> 02:50:25,720
I got this

4007
02:50:25,720 --> 02:50:27,720
extended episode

4008
02:50:27,720 --> 02:50:29,720
where the fuck did the skier vins come from

4009
02:50:29,720 --> 02:50:31,720
where the fuck did stonehenge come from

4010
02:50:31,720 --> 02:50:33,720
you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

4011
02:50:33,720 --> 02:50:35,720
oh they're killing

4012
02:50:35,720 --> 02:50:37,720
they're killing all the already born babies

4013
02:50:37,720 --> 02:50:39,720
and selling them to the chinese

4014
02:50:39,720 --> 02:50:41,720
alien beings exist

4015
02:50:41,720 --> 02:50:43,720
somewhere in china

4016
02:50:43,720 --> 02:50:45,720
in some days

4017
02:50:45,720 --> 02:50:47,720
there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall

4018
02:50:47,720 --> 02:50:49,720
oh my god

4019
02:50:49,720 --> 02:50:51,720
I thought they were talking

4020
02:50:51,720 --> 02:50:53,720
super soldiers

4021
02:50:53,720 --> 02:50:55,720
then they are extraterrestrials

4022
02:50:55,720 --> 02:50:57,720
they are aliens

4023
02:50:57,720 --> 02:50:59,720
I do not see any good parents

4024
02:50:59,720 --> 02:51:01,720
I need to get out of here

4025
02:51:01,720 --> 02:51:03,720
fuck

4026
02:51:03,720 --> 02:51:05,720
fuck

4027
02:51:05,720 --> 02:51:07,720
fuck

4028
02:51:07,720 --> 02:51:09,720
fuck

4029
02:51:09,720 --> 02:51:11,720
fuck

4030
02:51:11,720 --> 02:51:13,720
fuck

4031
02:51:13,720 --> 02:51:15,720
fuck

4032
02:51:15,720 --> 02:51:17,720
fuck

4033
02:51:17,720 --> 02:51:19,720
fuck

4034
02:51:19,720 --> 02:51:21,720
fuck

4035
02:51:21,720 --> 02:51:23,720
fuck

4036
02:51:23,720 --> 02:51:25,720
fuck

4037
02:51:25,720 --> 02:51:27,720
fuck

4038
02:51:27,720 --> 02:51:29,720
fuck

4039
02:51:29,720 --> 02:51:31,720
fuck

4040
02:51:33,720 --> 02:51:35,720
fuck

4041
02:51:35,720 --> 02:51:37,720
fuck

4042
02:51:37,720 --> 02:51:39,720
fuck

4043
02:51:39,720 --> 02:51:41,720
fuck

4044
02:51:41,720 --> 02:51:43,720
fuck

4045
02:51:43,720 --> 02:51:47,720
fuck

4046
02:51:47,720 --> 02:51:51,400
fucking real they're gonna sink money into that because they know that if you

4047
02:51:51,400 --> 02:51:54,920
put that motherfucker in a cage they're gonna be able to do that thing fucking real.

4048
02:51:54,920 --> 02:51:58,120
You can cut it open you're gonna see blood guts no circuitry but let me tell

4049
02:51:58,120 --> 02:52:01,720
you their technology it's out of the solution by the way.

4050
02:52:01,720 --> 02:52:25,720
Which by the way big brother is the overlord.

4051
02:52:31,720 --> 02:52:48,520
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying it's fucking real.

4052
02:52:48,520 --> 02:52:53,000
Okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit.

4053
02:52:53,000 --> 02:52:57,720
George Soros actually worked in the fucking Nazis during the whole he says that he was

4054
02:52:57,720 --> 02:53:02,840
doing it just to survive but he's fucking love he was having a great fucking time.

4055
02:53:02,840 --> 02:53:08,120
George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit.

4056
02:53:08,120 --> 02:53:12,120
George Soros is fucking real he's the actual fucking ringer for all this shit.

4057
02:53:12,120 --> 02:53:18,120
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.

4058
02:53:18,120 --> 02:53:20,120
No Donald Trump the fucking word first about them.

4059
02:53:20,120 --> 02:53:21,240
Fuck Trump right?

4060
02:53:21,240 --> 02:53:22,680
Fuck Trump.

4061
02:53:22,680 --> 02:53:27,720
He's not the actual fucking ringer it's George Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk.

4062
02:53:27,720 --> 02:53:29,320
It's everyone out there everybody.

4063
02:53:29,320 --> 02:53:42,840
He's trying the actual real government which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis are

4064
02:53:42,840 --> 02:53:44,840
actually the ones that are fucking the whole of us.

4065
02:53:44,840 --> 02:53:47,720
The real politicians are paid off by the fucking bill Gates.

4066
02:53:47,720 --> 02:54:00,520
The pain fucking war.