For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuckin' up.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the gearmen come from?
Where the fucking stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
The alien is being snatched as a human being.
Somewhere in China, alright, in some bays.
What the fuck?
There are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.
Okay, I'm talking to a shotgun.
They have red and super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not know the alien with parents.
Fuckin' awesome.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Turn off the bass for an untitled podcast.
So, 23.
Arm the fucking homeless.
This isn't 23, we're at like 25.
Nah, bro, cause it's 23.
That shit pissed me off.
There wants to be a millionaire question where you ask me what he had on his fucking guitar in his other band.
Yeah, that's fucking asshole.
He's like, what the fuck?
I'm like, I know his arm the homeless for fucking-
You've ever seen an audio slave music video?
No, I like audio slave, but I've just listened to them on Spotify.
I actually never listen to audio slave.
They're good.
Are they as good as Rage or no?
I mean, it's Rage against the machine, but they have Chris Cornell as their singer instead.
It's a different style.
They're not like shredding, but no, it's good.
And they're good.
I'm all for Rage against the machine's political stances.
Fuck you, Chris.
So, communism.
Yeah.
Yes.
So, uh...
Welcome back.
Asshole.
Last time.
I'm back.
Me and Tyler were screaming at each other, right?
Were we even...
Yeah.
Was that a beep?
No, it's fine.
Yeah, and sorry I wasn't here to the audience.
I got roofied, my cat died, and a bunch of other sad boy shit that we're not going to talk about.
I'm back though.
I'm back to black.
Five, four, three, four.
Oh shit.
What are you doing?
I was just going to replay the part in the...
Where we screamed at each other?
Yeah.
Also, I got a delay again.
Why?
Hold on.
Yeah.
All right, we're back.
All righty.
We're not going to do the technical difficulty hour.
So, we were talking about the January 6 insurrection last time on the podcast.
Let's replay a clip for Ali back here.
Okay.
He was like, yeah, I fucking hate that guy.
Dude, look, our whole shit's been a joke with this Biden guy.
I fucking hate Biden.
He's a fucking...
He's got a...
Tucker Carlson's privately...
He's got a...
Private hate for Trump.
I hate him passionately.
Wow.
Who cares?
You can hate somebody.
Yeah, if there's a reason why Tucker hates him, but if not, I think Trump's the best way
to go.
Casey, your friend must have been...
You know, she...
Not expecting Tyler to pop off.
Yeah, you know.
Yeah.
You guys drive the Trump train?
Yeah.
Are you on the Trump train, dude?
I think it might be on number...
No.
I think it's all bullshit, dude.
Yeah, no shit.
Look, I was all about Trump the first time.
I just...
Like, basically...
Higher.
We just need somebody in there who's gonna, like, sell some weapons for this fucking country.
Okay?
Just get in there and just do whatever you gotta do to start a war somewhere.
Stop fucking around with shutting down the borders and stuff.
We gotta sell some fucking weapons.
Like, don't you understand?
The one thing America does right, the one fucking thing we do right is we sell fucking
weapons.
Absolutely.
That's our number one export.
So if you don't get in there and you don't start a war, they're just gonna make you look
like an asshole.
Absolutely.
If Trump just the first thing he did was went and pulled his pants down and mushroomed...
That was one of the coolest things I've ever done.
Did you just learn that on the spot there?
No, I've done that a shit ton of times.
Okay.
But, like, in person, he was an actual alcoholic.
Wasn't able to do it.
And I was like...
I never...
I mean, I'm good enough of an alcoholic that I got a bottle opener.
Yeah.
I mean, typically I just go...
But I don't think that's good for my teeth.
Because I was just like...
Yeah, give me that shit.
Okay, we are getting very ADD signed.
Where's the part where we screwed...
I thought it was right here, right?
No, that was way later.
That was way later.
I think...
I gotta say...
Oh, actually, there's right now, actually.
You're staying some country.
I think...
I think we can cut this part out.
We're just leading off our podcast with our last five minutes.
I think that might not be the best idea.
Let's get a YouTube short channel of the highlights.
Yeah.
I was actually thinking about doing that and, like, using our highlights for our YouTube channel.
We could do that.
All right, so I want to hear the smell down, though.
All right.
Whether we keep it in or not.
All right.
You did.
It's like, dude, Raytheon would have been happy.
Locked Martin would have been happy.
That big bomb he got.
GE would have been happy.
What he first came in?
Did he do that?
Yeah, he did.
He should have done a couple more.
They didn't like him enough.
Dude, the mind...
You can just push around.
No, look at Biden.
He's like, it's not him, though.
It's a fucking corpse.
He's just a puppet.
He's a mop.
He's literally a fucking muppet.
They stick into their hand up their ass.
He's just like...
Yeah.
He really has got to be...
I don't know how you give the guy the boot, but he's got to be in the boot.
Vote in no comp.
That's our most popular person of all time.
Yeah, okay.
Dude, he literally...
Like, when he was running against Trump, Trump had like 50 million followers on Facebook
and Biden had 3 million.
Yeah.
It's like, dude, you're like...
Bro, Trump literally tells people to overthrow the government if they don't see them set.
Shut the fuck up, Casey.
You're all about communist revolution.
You're all about...
You're all about this fucking socialist revolution.
The fucking capital.
But when people actually see the revolution, shit.
They're fucking...
When you're saying all about this fucking communist revolution...
They're fucking going to the government, motherfucker.
When you're saying all about this goddamn communist revolution, shit.
And when somebody does any fucking revolution, shit.
You're all against it.
Pick one, Casey.
Pick one.
You're all about this fucking communist revolution.
And like, we should get the government to do what we say, because we're communist motherfuckers.
And then they do some real fucking revolution shit.
You're all against it. You're all fucking, fucking Casey.
Everything that you shit for is a fraud.
Everything.
Fuck you.
Everything that you've ever stood for is a fucking fraud, because you're all about this revolution shit,
till people do revolution shit.
So what the fuck are you talking about, you fucking imbred?
Are you fucking insane?
Are you out of your gourd?
You're fucking stupid.
You're a fraud.
You're not a real fucking fighter.
You're a fucking guy who sits here on a goddamn podcast.
He doesn't do shit.
Nice.
We need a little break.
Fuck you.
In case you recover here.
Let him come up with a rebuttal.
You're just making a stronger rebuttal, Casey.
Well said.
That should be a, you should go on talk with that shit.
That's going to be a new sound bite for that.
That's definitely.
Oh man.
We got to get fucking Ben Shapiro on the Untitled podcast.
Hypothetically, if I was on the Untitled podcast, I would talk about my sister's massive mommy milk.
They're huge and massive.
In fact, I don't think that there's any Democrats with as big a mommy milkers as my sister.
So, my wife's pussy on the other hand, let me tell you.
Dry as a desert.
Dry as a motherfucking desert.
I did like the one clip where the one fucking Democrat came up to his like one like debate thing.
And he's like, I don't think you're actually as tall as you say you are.
Like you definitely just look like you're way fucking short.
And he goes, all right, come up.
Come on.
Like, come on.
He's like, and he's like, how tall are you?
And he was the same height as Ben Shapiro.
And then he was the same height.
He walked up and just gives him like a fucking cheeky ass.
Like little fucking Ben Shapiro smiling.
Dude, I don't get how you can hate Ben Shapiro.
He's just a funny guy.
He is.
I used to fucking, I mean, when I was in college and I was a big left-wing guy, I would, I couldn't stand him.
But he's just really funny.
It's just because I feel like they are kind of selective with the clips he shows because some people do have legitimate debates with him.
No, but I mean, now he doesn't really do like the college tours anymore.
He like just does it like with different people.
Yeah.
Remember like back in the mainstream.
In 2016, there were so many people doing college tours.
It was fucking hilarious.
Like you had like fucking Ben Shapiro.
You had Milo Uianopoulos, which was fucking hilarious.
You remember that guy?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that guy was fucking nuts.
Oh my God.
Oh, do you guys?
Did you guys ever, so we all went to college here for one time or another, right?
I dropped out for the art degree.
Yeah.
I art degree.
I fucking art degree.
No, fucking.
Did you guys ever have like those like the people who would come into like the common grounds like they had nothing to do.
They weren't scheduled, but they just come in and start talking.
Yeah.
With these super outlandish takes.
I had like a guy.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Well, you had like this one dude that would fucking come in like constantly and he was the fuck do you call those guys?
They were like purple robes and shit and like they yell about how like white people are evil.
I don't remember that.
I had this guy.
He was fucking an African American of about 50 years of age.
This guy was off his rocker.
He came in wearing a shirt that said you're all going to.
I mean, he was wearing like the signs that you can wear over your shoulders, but also like stand up.
I love those.
And it said you're all going to hell on both sides.
And it's like Jesus condemns you.
And he had a fucking microphone and he's just shouting at people and you have these fucking left wing girls like with dyed hair fucking like shaved half their fucking head.
Like, yeah, you'd love them.
You just hate their fucking political views.
That's what that's.
Speaking of which, buddy, we have to talk about Life is Strange, but we'll talk about that later.
Okay, okay.
Because I...
Dude, I don't like the game as much as you're making it out to me, but I'll still argue my case with it.
But I feel like you have a bit more passion for this.
Oh, I fucking hate that game.
But anyway, so this guy's take was essentially if you've ever committed a single sin, you are going to hell.
And then there's one shit that comes up and he's like, I'm here. I got my fucking girlfriend.
What do you think about us?
And he's like, in your one sentence there, you swore on God's planet and you will go to hell.
He's like, not only that, but he's like, he called her like a muff muncher or something.
That's fucking awesome.
And she just went ballistic.
And he had some fucking other hysterical takes that made me laugh.
And I asked him, he's like, if you ever smoke weed, the fucking devil's lettuce, you're going to hell.
And like people were asking him questions just to get him riled up.
Like just like the noise, like if I touch my penis, am I going to hell?
He's like, if you did it by accident, you're fine.
If you did it for pleasure, you're going to hell.
If you did it by accident, you're good.
Yeah, I was like, but then he made that comment about the one shit was a...
He called her like some like dyed hair fucking unicorn.
Muff munk.
Yeah, he called her like a unicorn muff muncher.
And he thought that she's like all entitled and she was very entitled.
This chick was fucking irritating.
She was like a Karen libtard and fucking just ran over and kicked over the guy's sign, then picked it up and started to run away from it.
And this other like very butch looking peace officer, because my college did not have cops.
They had peace officers.
Just fucking linebacker like Teddy Booski this bitch into the main quad and just took her the fuck out,
put her in handcuffs.
She gets arrested because he violated that guy's right of free speech by trying to steal his fucking sign.
And I was like, you know, as much as that guy's a piece of shit, like...
That's fucking...
They're right.
Like you can't do that.
Like get him riled up, get him pissed off and make him go away.
Did we go to the same college?
The community college right nearby?
Yes, that is correct.
Yeah, so at the university, there was just these people like preaching like Christian, like abortion is bad.
Yeah, that was this guy's thing too.
He was just taking it to like a fucking part of our world.
And it was like people screaming at them, but that was just stupid.
Yeah, I just like listen, the people go fucking ballistic.
I think it's hilarious.
So do you think Trump is going to get arrested this week?
That's a tough one.
I don't know.
I honestly don't know.
I mean, it's he's never going to see the inside of the cell.
That's not going to happen.
No, he's got a fucking secret.
He has secret service until the day he fucking dies.
He's an ex-president.
How the fuck do you incarcerate someone?
Like it's just something we've never had to do before.
Like you can't just have this guy fucking adx Florence.
Biden is going to put Biden just fucking throw the dude in solitary.
Like it's a fucking misdemeanor.
Biden's going to pardon him.
A misdemeanor.
Yeah, that's just one of the things they got him for besides.
I honestly am not super informed about it.
And I will admit that.
So I need to like treason when they get him for fucking treason.
They're not going to get him for fucking treason.
They're not. No, that's not going to happen.
You're fucking idiot.
Casey, Casey, where the 13 year old?
Casey, where the fuck do you get your information from?
The fucking news, bro.
The news.
Oh boy.
Because the news is so trustworthy.
Wow.
The mainstream media is going to definitely tell you the truth every fucking time you fucking retard.
I heard that on CNN.
I used to the CNN and MSNBC are the only things I actually watch and I actually read the Wall Street.
The Wall Street Journal.
You're fucked.
That's even worse.
What did you throw at me?
Bottle cap at you fucking retard.
Tell us an act of violence.
Tyler is quitting to contain this week.
Yeah, real agitated.
He's just looking for topics to fight.
That's why life is strange got brought up.
Stay tuned. This is going to be a good episode, people.
I'm fucking so angry.
I think we should throw Trump in with the Unabomber.
Dude, the Unabomber is dead.
Or no, the fucking Boston bomber.
Yeah, the Unabomber's bed dead.
Have fucking Trump fucking asked for the Unabomber.
The Unabomber was right.
What?
Unabomber went around it the wrong way, but his politics were right.
He said technology was going to be the end of us and the politicians are corrupt.
I mean, politicians have been corrupt as long as humanity has existed.
Civilization has existed, I should say.
He predicted AI.
I mean, AI was...
We knew that's been coming for years, though.
But he predicted what's going on.
I watched the entire...
That fear of AI taking over, though, and controlling the media with good fakes and stuff,
that's been around for a while.
Do you watch the Netflix documentary on him, The Unabomber and His Own Words?
I did, but a while ago.
I don't remember much.
It's pretty much just the reading of his own manifesto.
But the Unabomber didn't really have wrong thoughts.
It was his actions that were the bad thing, you know?
Yeah, you can't blow up government official.
It'll get your message across, chief, but you're not exactly projecting yourself
as a trustworthy person with what you're doing.
Nobody is going to be like,
Yeah! Yeah!
We love him!
We love The Unabomber!
Free The Unabomber!
Dude, he was also a fucking legit genius.
He had an IQ of like one fucking seventy, and he's a Harvard professor.
Oh, Ted Kuzinski.
Yeah, Ted Kuzinski.
Yeah, I love John Kuzinski.
He's a good guy.
He's a real good guy.
So speaking of AI, we did this AI voice generator.
Use TylerOther because that one's better.
That has my actual tone better.
Other Tyler?
Other Tyler has my tone better.
Yeah.
Alright.
Because the other one on this is like,
Hello, it's me.
Other Tyler actually has a sound like this.
Fucking AIDS.
Fucking AIDS blanket.
So this AI voice generator, it like takes your voice and makes you stay stuff.
Like when you're not here.
Allie Mac, you got to record your voice.
So when you're not here, we can just make you stay stupid shit.
Okay.
We won't make it say the N word.
How does it do that though?
It just like picks up the...
The...
What?
3-4.
Between one thousand nine hundred seventy-eight and nineteen hundred nine...
It's the calmest I've ever retired.
I can't really get into.
You can tell though, with all like the fucking shorts and stuff that are going around the
presidents and shit...
It's funny.
Yeah, some people have the ones that make them sound angry and yelling,
and then other ones come across super monotone
and doesn't quite get it right.
But the thing is, I think, like,
like no cap my guy.
Especially, especially like the president ones,
like the Joe Rogan ones,
they just have so much voice clips of them,
like just constant voice clips.
They can get it really accurate.
They can get so, because like literally,
there's so much information.
Yeah, it's just so much, because fucking,
how many episodes is Joe Rogan at now?
Like 1,500 or 1,700 or something?
And they're all like two hours long too.
He's got one of the longer podcasts.
And there's some that are like five hours long.
So just think about, let's do it at a low thing.
And let's say he has 157 episodes at two hours a piece.
Yeah, you do it every day, it's a job, you know?
It's like, you do eight hours of work every day.
So honestly, you probably only need like an hour.
That's 3,000 hours of fucking like shit
that an AI can do.
And like that's just from his podcast.
Let's not forget about like his like,
his fucking, his UFC fucking like announcing
and his comedy specials and shit.
Like, why is Joe Rogan copying?
Yeah, I was about to say,
I like to put out a public service announcement here.
Joe Rogan, we know what you're doing.
We take copyright infringement seriously here on on top.
You can expect it.
Our people are-
A cease and assist.
We have a lawyer now actually.
We do have a lawyer.
Your people are gonna hear from our person.
Okay.
Your people.
Yes, you're fucking going down.
You're gonna get copies rights.
We're taking everything.
Let's pull, let's go Alex Jones here.
Let's go fucking nuclear.
We're going for a billion.
We have a friend.
We're gonna have a billion out of it.
That's a lawyer that may be a guest.
We will fucking bury you.
That will fucking sue you.
You'll never fucking see sunlight again,
you piece of fucking shit.
Stop fucking-
Mr. Rogan, we're coming for you, buddy.
You can't keep doing this shit.
We were using fucking smelling salts way before you.
Yeah, smelling salts, fucking reapers.
He was talking about how like somebody ate a reaper
and they got like fucking tension headaches
and their, what's called in the meninges and their brain.
Yeah, but I'm a fucking pussy when I go home
and I throw up.
Yeah.
I wonder why I wanna fucking eat these things.
This is what fucking happens.
They're not meant to be consumed.
Intense abdominal pain, right?
I had very intense abdominal pain
and I threw up not because of the pepper,
but because of the pain it was causing.
I was literally-
We need to get some-
Hey, sorry.
Do you have any, like that comes in two packs, right?
What?
Those?
Yeah, so there's another one over there.
Thank you.
Unless you used another one.
No, we didn't.
Where is it?
You're on a quest to find smelling salts.
We got paint, we can sniff paint.
We can sniff paint.
Hold on.
All right, we're back.
In my head, in my head, in my head.
They had to get smelling salts, I guess.
So Joe Rogan, Caviar, they're smelling salts.
The fucking ghost peppers.
It's way stronger, I forgot.
What else is Joe Rogan doing?
Just overall being a stealing copycat.
Just a douche.
Just being a douche.
But we love Joe Rogan.
We're all inspired by Joe Rogan.
He has some takes that can be kind of shitty sometimes
and I wish I could remember them.
Sometimes he can come out there with just an outlaw.
Well, how do you feel about the insurrection?
It's not an insurrection, first off.
I mean, I don't think it should have happened,
but at the same time, I don't think that you can put
the blame on Trump for it.
I just, I don't believe that.
Oh boy.
The fact that it happened, I mean, don't get me wrong.
In the grand scheme of things, it was pretty cool
to have some revolution shit go down like that.
But also, it's, you're putting blame on the wrong guy.
Like Trump, you can't say that he incited
this mass fucking riot with just a tweet.
Like people are still of sound mind.
This is just a tweet.
It's about the stuff he said in his speeches.
He didn't say shit in his speech, you fucking imbri-
Yeah, no, it's, but that's what I'm saying.
It's still, these people are still operating of sound mind.
They know that they can't just fucking waltz
into the fucking White House and just-
It wasn't the White House.
Capital, whatever.
There we go.
Fucking, just, you can't fucking do that shit though.
Like these people know that that's a no-no.
Like they're not retarded.
That means some of them are.
Like you don't need to dump,
well yeah, some of them actually were,
but like you don't need to fucking dumb it down that much.
Tyler, do you wanna just relapse
before you like break something?
No, I'm good.
I got like the shakes, you know?
What shirt are you wearing?
Oh, it's-
Perry the platypus.
Wait, what's it say?
They don't do much, you know?
They don't do much.
All right, I'm ready to fucking break my fucking eye sockets here.
How much stronger is it?
Oh, fuck!
Oh, shit.
You forgot?
Casey, get in there.
Get in there, bro.
Don't take a big off.
You'll throw up.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
You fucking idiot.
I told you not to do that.
Casey just teargassed himself.
Casey just broke the fucking Geneva convention on his eyes.
You all right, buddy?
Dude, I just got like pepper spray.
Like fucking eyes twitching.
Chemical warfare.
Bro, that was like, you know, like when you go-
You gotta punch it in the face, man.
When you go to the beach and you go swimming in the ocean and you fucking-
And you fucking try to pee in the ocean.
No, you get- you get- you go offside down and you get water up your nose, right?
And you get the salt water in your nose and your mouth.
That's what that felt like, but like 10 times worse.
Well, I mean, I did say don't take a big whiff.
And you fucking immediately just go-
And you're like-
AHHHHHH!
Fucking Tony Montana, the fucking smelling salts.
So, as we went over earlier, I am quitting nicotine.
So...
No, you wanna hit it as a vape, bro?
So please clap for me.
Haha!
Oh yeah, dude, I fucking love that shit.
So I have a-
Bro, I- I think- that's good for you, bud.
So I have this like tea leaf like solution.
Yeah?
How's that?
That tastes pretty fucking good and it's got like the same feel.
If you would like to try some.
Bro.
Yeah, dude, I'd love to try that shit.
Every time that you wanna smoke, just jerk off.
I gave up porn too.
Oh, shit.
Oh, that's bizarre.
Well, every time that you wanna jerk off, then smoke.
I'm going full on Monk Mode.
I haven't used porn in a while, actually.
I can't remember the last time I jerked off.
That's what the fucking Puerto Rican sketchy man.
Oh my god.
So am I going loose or the bag here?
Go loose, cause bags are mine.
Okay.
So here's the topic I've been thinking about this week.
All right, let's see.
It's the Midwest.
Yes.
What's the Midwest?
America's Midwest.
Yes, the fucking-
The final four tiers.
And if you look at like a satellite image of the Midwest.
It's just cornfields.
It's just like different like cornfield.
It looks like a maze of like cornfields.
Have you ever been to the Midwest?
No.
Bro.
Well, I've been to Chicago, but no.
I've been to Chicago too.
I haven't been anywhere else.
Let me tell you, I- so I once drove from Albany down to Green Bay, Wisconsin.
You go through Indiana.
It's just all corn.
We did not pass through a town.
Like I'm not like, if you're just taking the highway,
you don't get close to Indianapolis.
Like you're not, you're not near a city.
It is just desolate, flat land.
And we went in like the winter.
It's, it was miserable.
Yeah.
Well, I was watching like driving videos of like in the planes.
And like-
Damn.
It's good.
And like, you see how that would make you quit.
You don't see a tree or a mountain or anything.
I was fending so bad before I got this.
And there is the burn.
Yeah.
It's fucking wonderful.
It tastes like root beer too.
Like really good root beer.
It tastes like the root beer candies.
Yeah.
That's what it tastes like.
Yeah.
So you could just like run in any direction in the Midwest.
And hit a cornfield.
Until you die and you would just never see a tree or a mountain
and just be like the void.
Casey, not everywhere is New York.
Yeah.
No, but it is.
It is nuts though.
Like the central, like in terms of population.
And that's been true since as long as civilization has existed.
You always find civilization by water.
But like-
What did they do like back in the 70s when they didn't have cell phones?
Like when they broke down-
They had pay phones.
But what-
No, they had, they, on the side of the highways.
If you ever see those like things that aren't the mile markers,
but there's just like a box, there's, there, there, there are pay phones
that are all the way down the highway.
Yeah.
There's also, I mean, like there's still rest stops.
Like it's not like you're, like there is infrastructure on the highway.
It's not like you're just literally in the, I mean, you are in the middle of nowhere,
but like there's still basic human amenities to get by.
On the, on the interstate, but I'm talking about like a, like a less traveled road.
Yeah.
I mean, there are-
Just don't go there.
Yeah.
It's like-
Just don't go.
I remember me and my friends were joking around on the way back
because I drove through Indiana both times and it is literally just,
I can't even remember how long it was.
Yeah.
You go through a wormhole.
I can't tell you if it was one hour or fucking seven,
but like you're going through there and we were just making jokes
and it was like, how the fuck do people live in this?
Like, how do you not kill yourself?
What is there to do?
Like serious.
And I guess it's because they haven't been exposed to like what civilization is like
and you live a simple life and you learn to like that, but-
We're a simple folk out, huh?
Yeah.
I mean, you can still build things and like occupy you.
They also fuck sheep.
Yeah, that's gotta be where the weird fucking people live.
It's a lot of rural like old timey shit.
Okay.
I have the- and I wish Dan were here because I know he'd fucking agree with me.
The entire Central US, those are the NPCs.
Dude, absolutely.
Those are the NPCs.
What the fuck is there?
They're not human.
Like you leave, you get past Chicago.
Sorry to our Midwest viewers.
Yeah, you go past Chicago.
You don't see a real person until you hit fucking Denver, Colorado.
Okay, that is all NPCs in there.
I'm coming out and saying it.
Hot take.
We probably just lost.
What if we just had like a huge viewership?
Bro, I want to go on a cross-country trip, but I feel like when I hit the Midwest, I
just have like a major panic attack for like the next two days.
Two days?
I mean, I'll drive.
I'll do it.
I drive through the fucking Midwest.
I'm talking podcast episode 100 in LA.
Hollywood.
Dude, the entire podcast, like we'll do a couple like, you know, tidbits throughout
the fucking the trip.
We'll be in the fucking thing.
We'll be recording it from our fucking car.
That's what me and Dan used to do.
We used to record in the ambulance.
Dude, just imagine doing a whole cross-country thing.
We could take like fucking videos too and have them like companion pieces.
We got to get like an RV.
Yeah.
So there's this YouTuber I watch called Wendigoon.
Oh, I fucking love Wendigoon.
He's amazing.
Awesome.
He's been on the show before the Black Parade video.
So I'm actually on his Discord server.
That's how far back I'm on.
I like going through phases with him.
I watched him for a while.
I couldn't tell you what.
I probably haven't watched him as long as you have, but he-
He's getting married.
Yeah, he did.
I saw that fucking.
But he went to every rainforest cafe.
No, that wasn't Wendigoon.
That was fuck.
Oh, you're right.
No, that wasn't Wendigoon.
No, that was-
Why the fuck did I think it?
Yeah, it was the dude.
Oh, Eddie Burrback.
No, it wasn't Eddie.
It was-
It wasn't Eddie?
No, it was him, and then there was the other guy.
It was two huge-
The guy who would slap on a chuckle sandwich.
Fucking-
I don't know his name.
I don't watch him.
I don't watch Eddie Burrback.
I watch the other guy.
Yeah.
Fuck, what the fuck's his name?
I don't know.
Not Charlie.
But we should do some shit like that.
Like, they did it, and they went into it super optimistic.
And by the end, they were like, I want to die.
And once they did the first one, and they saw the food was mediocre, and they had 17
more locations left to go to.
The only things that they knew that they were going to like was that they have one in Disneyland
and Disney World.
Yeah.
And it was just like, this is going to suck.
But no, I see what you mean with the panic attack thing.
Because when you reach that stretch of land, there's no mental stimulation.
And if I let my mind just sit still like that-
Well, there's just something about like driving, and I know there's like exits and stuff.
But if there's like a long time between exits, there's something about being trapped in between
the exits and like being in the middle of nowhere.
I love that.
I love that shit.
Like, I fucking- if I want to break down in the middle of nowhere so I can just fucking
have like a camping adventure-
Well, you're fucking retarded.
Bro, there's nowhere to camp.
I'm retarded.
It's 2023, bro.
You can say retarded.
No, you can't.
It's 2023.
Remember?
Fucking anti-cancel culture.
That's what Dan said.
No, we-
Retard.
I don't care what fucking Dan said.
We're going to say it.
That fucking argument is retarded.
Fuck this.
You can't say that!
Fuck you cancel me.
I have no problem against retards.
I celebrated when the fucking 74% disabled guy won the fucking Maribot.
Look how fucking percentage retarded.
I don't know how.
I'll look into that and I'll get back to you.
I haven't talked-
Yeah, what the fuck is percentage disabled?
Like-
I've been talking too much.
You guys take over for a little bit.
I gotta get informed.
So, South Park, I saw the first couple episodes of the season.
They were talking about some of the same stuff that we were too.
Whoa!
With the fucking-
Holy shit.
They had like-
Wow!
He did the smelling salt.
Wow.
They had like Cartman as Kanye.
How's Kanye doing by the way?
Oh dude, we gotta look up Kanye.
He's been doing some weird shit recently.
Let's see Kanye updates.
Kanye West.
I thought that mean that you sent me with like his kid or something.
Which one?
The one of him and Kim Kardashian.
Like how the kid that looked like Kanye.
Kanye West may have inspired dozens of anti-semitic incidents.
That's not a headline you want.
Kanye West, Adidas breakup, a huge opportunity for Nike.
Ooh.
Yeah, he lost his sponsorship, didn't he?
I don't know how he'd have any left.
He's sponsored by like the fourth one.
You think he's gonna be broke soon, right?
No, absolutely not.
He's got so much money.
Yeah, but he's fucking crazy.
Okay, yeah, it says first person around the world with a 76% disability to complete a marathon.
And I mean he does look like he's disabled, like very clearly.
Oh, that guy?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know what like, what the fuck?
The top comment is the person with a 75% disability that completed it with him.
Damn man.
So Kanye deleted all his Instagram photos except for one.
And it's just this picture and it says write a caption.
Dude, what the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
He's gone.
He might just be hacked.
Don't look like the hat man.
Dude, it looks like a black hat man.
Looks like a black cyberpunk hat man.
Speaking of that, do you see the DLCs coming out soon for your cyberpunk?
I've heard about it.
I'm actually trying to get back into that game.
Dude, it's so fucking good.
Although, you gotta add the pericausal horse.
You also fucking say that Pan Am isn't the best girl, so you're excited.
Nah, I'm a fucking Judy Alvarez.
I'm a Judy Alvarez guy for the day.
No fucking way.
Pan Am, she's my girl.
Did you watch Harry Potter 5?
I've been sleeping a lot actually.
I went through a super depressive phase after I thought my hamster died.
I was in a really bad place, so I went to work, got home and slept for the last two weeks.
I was fucked up.
I just started feeling better two days ago.
Please take care of homies.
You listen to enough of my breakdowns in the fucking group chat.
I was like, my fucking hamster, I thought she died and I was real upset.
I literally cried.
Oh my god.
Yeah, it was a good time.
The next day, she decides to fucking wake up.
I was alive the whole time.
What the fuck?
I cried for you.
Remember the scene in Grand Theft Auto when Trevor finds out that Michael's alive?
He's like, I cried for you.
That's how I felt when my hamster came back.
I thought you were dead.
I cried for you.
I did the fucking stupidest thing this week.
I got a fucking text from my credit card, my bank.
It's definitely not your bank, is it?
Yeah, I said my fucking fraud alert for $64 for a fucking Xbox, which is like a video game, right?
Yeah.
I'm like, I didn't pay for it in a fucking game recently.
And I canceled my fucking card and it turns out I just pre-ordered Resident Evil 4.
Who's fucking in here?
And the kind of thing that's like, your card is being charged today for Resident Evil 4.
I was like, fuck.
It's like cut up my fucking debit card.
Oh man, I lost my debit card the night I got fucking roofied. That happened too.
That happened too since I haven't done it.
Tell us about that.
I don't know how much detail I want to go into there, but those things are fucking, those things are wild.
All I'll say about roofies is that I had one sip of it.
I had one fucking sip and I was very, very gone pretty quickly.
Did you see that hat man?
I didn't see the hat man. It was not a pleasant trip.
Well, because I was currently, I mean, I was in the process of figuring out why I felt so drunk after only having three beers.
And then also realizing that my girlfriend was no longer next to me.
Oh, that's a bad time.
And then found her with the group of friends that I was hanging out with, one of which I know none of their names, by the way.
They were, one of them was friends with one of her friends from class and she chugged her beer with some like other female friend that happened to be there.
So she was very fucked up.
And neither of us really remember that much of the night and I went to work the next day.
And I remember, I must have been a sound mind because I would have had to have scraped the fucking windshield of my car off and I asked my partner, I had that day if I seemed okay.
And they said that there was nothing wrong with me, but I don't remember driving to work the following morning either.
You fucking were real fucking on the text messages that you're sending us to like you're fucking like.
Well, I didn't text you guys the night that that happened.
No, like the next morning you were still fucking like when you were texting us like you're like this is what's going on.
And I'm like, what?
And he like, like it was like real like jumbled like fucking like words.
Well, I kind of knew that she got roofied, but I didn't really suspect that I had like I kind of thought I was in the clear.
And then just put in there.
And then as the day had gone by, I realized that I may have been a little bit fucked up, but it's kind of crazy man because had that day not I mean, had I not noticed what was going on, probably like 45 seconds earlier.
I don't know if I would have been able to get my girlfriend out of there and that kind of scares you as to what could have happened.
Like I came by at the perfect fucking time, but like it still wasn't good.
It was not good.
I'm leaving out some of the less good details, but it's yeah, it was not it was not a fun experience.
I'm probably not going to be going out to bars for a while.
I just don't go to bars.
It's kind of nuts though, you don't realize how prevalent it is until like she started talking to a handful of her friends and every one of her friends either has been roofied or like their best friend has been.
My girlfriend keeps on being like, who took me out to bars?
I'm like, no, she's like, why?
I'm like, you'll get fucking roofied.
Well, you can like take her out to a place where like you sit down and like you could go to like a pub.
You can go to a pub, but like or even beer garden.
That would be sketchy to me.
If you go to a place where you sit down at a table, Patrick's you're not.
Yeah, like that.
Yes.
Yes, that would be a good place.
I mean, that's pretty much where I go.
Like if I'm actually going to go to someplace, I go to Patrick's.
That's a great place.
Their their wings are phenomenal there.
Good people to those for me, my guy.
Yeah, wait, I want to try it.
Let me let me give it a try.
So you're literally just winding it up here and then just slamming down on slamming down there on the edge.
Okay, where do you do you just hit it with like the bottom of your palm?
I hit it with yeah, right there.
Okay, I'm going to move it over here.
So I.
Oh, oh my God.
Oh, we got it on shit.
You're not going to try it.
I just did.
No, I don't fucking bro.
It fucking works.
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So Joe Rogan, let's talk about life is strange.
So can you give us a quick rundown on what actually life is strange is.
So which one are we talking about one or true colors?
I never even paid attention to true colors.
So life is strange is life.
We'll start with life is strange one.
You play as this chick named Max Caulfield.
The most boring person on the planet.
I would.
I'd agree with that.
I would that game has an age well.
I don't I don't really think is finally if life is strange one, but it's essentially this high school drama kind of 14 and this is sad.
That that is kind of the vibe of the game, but it still has a really good story to it.
No, what doesn't it does?
Yeah, it doesn't.
You have this sacrifice the entire town for this fucking cunt spoilers.
But no, that that game.
I like I said, I tried playing the remaster because I remembered it fondly when I played it when it like came out.
But that came as an age dwell true colors is a lot better because one, the graphical improvements are there.
The facial interactions work better instead of the power being rewinding time.
That was the whole thing with life is strange one.
Your character could rewind time to like fucking make different decisions and shit.
So also someone jumps off fucking roof.
You don't just rewind it back and forth to just fucking see your smash or fucking no, you don't have the power in that part.
That's why that was like kind of a really not story moment.
That was like the ending of episode two or three out of five.
And yeah, it's you needed to like actually pay attention to what this because like she said I'm gonna kill myself.
That's what Tyler would say.
Like she didn't like want to kill herself.
But this chick like pretty much just got like she was like a virgin and like very religious and like I can't remember.
She got like a bunch of pictures of her nude and she's like, I don't remember this happening.
I think I got kidnapped or something.
If I can remember correctly, I think I got kidnapped and like, but like you'd have conversations and she talked to you about like her family and shit.
And you needed to pay attention to what she said because if you went up to the top and she'd be like, you need to like think about your brothers that care so much about you.
And then she'd be like, I have two sisters.
I don't fucking have a brother.
Like you don't even fucking know me.
Why?
Like why are you up on this roof?
I met you last week.
But like if you remembered everything that she had said and gotten the answers right, which I did completely by guessing.
But like what most people did is because you rely so heavily on this rewind thing.
That they take that away for like 30 seconds.
Like it shows you like what people chose and like what happened in their game at the end of each episode.
Like it's like 67% of players have this happen like 67% of players.
It's like a telltale game.
Yeah, it does the telltale thing like walking dead, all those fucking games.
But back to the future telltale game was actually pretty good.
Most people had that chick eat herself off the roof though.
And unfortunately, I feel like they kind of knew that like I feel like they were expecting that.
I feel like they were expecting more people to get her like not have her die.
Like you can kind of tell that the game was pushing for her to be like a bigger part of the story.
But if she dies, it really doesn't impact the story.
It's just not in the game for the rest of it.
But I can't pay attention to those kind of games.
So this motherfucker, let's not forget about Miss Blue-haired fucking femme fatale.
Yeah.
Let's talk about her.
I did like the comment you made about how she was a better person when she was disabled.
I kind of agree.
But I mean that was a devastating part of the game because you swapped her dad's life essentially with hers.
Because it's all about like the butterfly effect and it's like you're changing the past.
Because like I can't remember it's like an episode four or five.
You get the ability because she has this fucking Polaroid camera because she has to be in it.
That you can look at fucking pictures and go like the fucking power doesn't make sense.
Yeah, no that and the other thing is the game never explains the power.
Like you're never searching for like why you have this power or anything.
You don't like turn into a superhero.
It's just an ability you have to try to deal with the issues that present themselves currently in your life.
Dude, it's literally...
You can break the illusion.
Like yes, there's some plot holes there.
Like you need to have some imagination.
And look, Life is Strange 1 sucks.
There we go.
Life is Strange, true colors on the other hand.
I do not believe sucked.
It was a game where instead of your power being and this is gonna sound really stupid
and I know Tyler's gonna pop off the deep end here.
But it's essentially your character has this power where they can sense other people's emotions.
Like if they get really fucking angry, they'll get like a red aura.
You can do that in real life without fucking feeling auras.
But, but it's not like everybody else is oblivious to other people's emotions.
They're still human, you can tell that.
But it's like people who are masking how they're feeling and shit, she can still see that.
You can still do that!
But that's not the main power, let me finish.
She can take those emotions away from that person to make them more...
And I feel that herself.
Yes.
Yes, I've seen gameplay of it.
It looks fucking retarded.
She's an idiot.
It can be used story-wise, it can be used well.
That's all I'm saying is that the game, that game at True Colors is a very good plot.
The graphics are phenomenal and the one thing I will give all of the games, except for two, two sucked.
They all, if you like indie music and I'm a fucking indie music slut, they all have phenomenal soundtracks.
Like really, really good like acoustic shit.
It's not your cup of tea, Tyler.
Debatable.
You are too angry to like that kind of music!
I love indie music.
I don't like the fucking indie music that they chose.
You should start playing Life is Strange.
No.
There is a select group of people, which I'm sure Tyler...
14 year old girls who are suicidal.
Yeah, Tyler's gonna throw me into a click here for not...
I'm not the only...
Never mind, I'm not gonna give you what you want.
I'm not the only 14 year old girl!
You are not that game's designated audience.
You would have zero interest in this game.
You would fucking rip it apart more than I am.
I don't think he'd rip it apart.
I just don't think he'd know what he would be doing.
I think I just wouldn't play it.
You'd get bored in the first five minutes.
You'd be like, wait, so I don't really get it gone.
You'd be like, what the fuck?
I can't do this to him.
Bro, I can't do games that are just like interaction.
So, fucking blue-haired bitch.
Fucking the worst character I think ever made.
She's an awful person.
Her politics are fucking retarded.
Fucking...
Well, you know what I like to be is most of the people in these games are Democrats,
except for the people, and they definitely do demonize the right way.
Oh, absolutely.
Like, her fucking stepdad.
But also, she's like, what?
I want you out of my life.
Actually, I want you out of my mom's life.
Fuck you!
And then he goes, smack.
And she's like, this is the worst day of my life.
It's just like, no, you have consequences for your actions, cunt.
Like, fucking...
And then at the end, I always fucking liked that guy.
He was a hard ass on her, but in the end, he fucking...
He saved her ass.
Yeah, he comes and saves her, and you gotta rewind time,
because otherwise he'll get fucking dragged up by the fucking main villain of the game.
Oh, yeah.
But also, he comes in and you want to know how he saves the day?
With a gun!
The whole game is fucking...
It is, it's all like...
Do you get a gun? Do you get to shoot things?
No.
No, but fucking blue-haired bitch...
No, the real man...
...gets the job done.
My favorite fucking thing in the entire fucking game
is you fucking go to a junkyard and she has a fucking pistol.
And then she goes like, I thought you hate guns.
And she's like, no.
I thought it's your fur gun control.
She's like, yeah, I'm fur gun control.
I think I should control the gun.
Then she's to shoot herself later in the fucking day.
And she just goes, stupid gun.
It's like, no!
You fucking shot a metal surface at a fucking angle.
The bullet's gonna ricochet you fucking imbecile.
Thank God your best friend has a time rewind.
Yeah.
And she's like, oh, I shot myself!
I shot myself! Back up!
Back up! I shot myself!
I fucking shot myself in the fucking night.
I will say, and Max just goes, stupid gun.
If there's one thing I have to say though, the game has a good plot.
It's a good mystery.
It's the fucking red herring from the beginning.
Does the fucking thing.
No.
Also the fucking teacher.
Of course he's the fucking bad guy.
He looks like a rapist murderer.
He says, he everything that he says.
You're like, oh, this guy's a murder raper.
This guy's.
So how much do you know about true colors?
I've seen the powers.
I've seen the.
That's me.
I've seen the trailer for it.
Well, you ever played Detroit?
I'm gonna hop out for a second.
Detroit Become Human?
Yeah.
Yeah, I've seen.
I played that a little bit.
I do want to play that.
It's like that kind of with, it's more about like,
to Jamaican.
Yeah, with robots.
Yeah.
It's basically, Detroit Become Human is life is strange for adults and people who
have more than three brain cells.
Yeah, more political.
This same amount of political, the same amount of political life.
It's strange political.
Yes.
Very political.
So should I play it?
No.
I mean, you'd agree with the politics, but you'd also be like, this bitch is 14 and annoying.
Well, what's it about?
What do you think of guns?
Do you think that we should have guns?
I think guns are sexy.
I'm sorry, baby.
Do you own guns?
I have a BB gun.
I got a Glock.
You should get a real gun, like a man.
I got a gun that looks like a gun.
So if I ever have someone breaking my house,
Yeah, and then they call it a real gun.
What the fuck do you do then?
Fucking shoot him in the face with a fucking BB gun.
Nah, man.
Nah, you got to get a shotgun, rifle and a pistol.
That's what you need to get.
Yeah, I've actually talked to his girlfriend.
Me and you, we got to go out to the gun store.
I'll pick out a couple guns for you and you should get them.
Yeah, okay.
How about I just, we go to the shooting range and I fucking shoot a gun.
How do we get you an actual gun so you can own a gun?
Well, why can't I just fucking try shooting a gun?
Because you can shoot a gun that you own.
You can buy a gun and shoot it.
What if I don't want a gun?
What if I just want to fucking try shooting it?
You're a fucking pussy if you don't want a gun.
Oh my god.
Guns are what made America what we are.
I can't even reason with you.
We have more guns than fucking the rest of the world combined.
That's a good thing.
You know why we have guns, KC?
Because they're out of control.
Shut the fuck up.
No, the reasoning why we have guns.
Because 1776 brother, when they fucking...
1776 will rise again.
But no, but the reason why we have guns is so that we can fight a tyrannical government.
But the government is already corrupt, bro.
Then shoot your government officials.
Oh, I just need Minecraft.
Here we go.
Oh, man.
Yeah, I probably beat that one out.
We have to wrap this podcast for a special message by the NSA.
This podcast is in no way encouraging you to shoot your government officials.
Don't shoot your government officials.
Bro, but fucking... what were we talking about?
Guns.
Bro, back in 1776 they needed that shit.
It was fucking 2023.
We still need that shit.
Because the government's corrupt, right?
Yeah.
But we're not fucking doing anything about it.
We can.
Then why don't we?
They fucking did on January 6th, didn't they?
Yeah, they did.
But you're against it, buddy.
I'm against it because I don't agree with their political views.
You fucking just did your own goddamn fucking...
You fucking imbecile.
You motherfucker.
You fucking contradicted yourself there, buddy.
What was that?
But now it's like everybody who says anything against the government is like...
Silenced.
Yeah.
If you get fucking hundreds, thousands, maybe millions, they can't stop you all.
Exactly.
But when people start coming together, that's when the government shuts them down.
Yeah, but you can't stop them all.
Can't catch them all.
Dude, remember during the riots in Albany when we were there?
Yeah.
Think about how many cops that we have in Albany.
And then think about how many rioters there were.
You couldn't stop it.
You could just kind of contain it.
What do you say?
What?
I got a piss.
But it's like the same thing as that.
How many people were fucking rioting?
Over 100, do you think?
Yeah, hundreds.
Yeah, there's probably a couple hundred there.
Maybe...
I wouldn't say a thousand, but I'd say over 500 people.
Yeah.
But the entirety of the staff of Albany's police department is probably like 150.
I don't know.
150.
Well, yeah, but they're not all on at the same time.
That's probably only 30 cops on.
Yeah, there's only 30 cops on to fucking take on 500 plus people.
Yeah.
Like it's the same kind of thing.
Exactly.
That's why they fucking let that guy in the Capitol because they knew they had to kind
of go about this peacefully.
Yeah.
It's a fucking...
But the government has the fucking military behind them.
So, if it was a bunch of leftists that fucking attacked the Capitol, you would have been okay
with it.
No.
Yeah, you would have.
No.
Yes, you would.
No.
You're lying.
I never said I supported attacking the Capitol.
I do.
You support attacking the Capitol.
I do.
Oh my God.
Well, it's because when you don't agree with the establishment.
I don't.
Then you want to overthrow it.
I didn't even agree with the establishment when Trump was in it.
Well, that whole thing was about okay, because they thought Trump won the election because
there was like fake votes and shit.
Wish it could have been.
But...
And so he told people to overthrow the government.
Yeah.
And they did.
They did not.
They metaphorically overthrew the government.
That's not a fucking thing.
You either overthrow a government or it doesn't get overthrown, Casey.
That's not a fucking thing.
They had a coup d'etat.
That is not a fucking thing, Casey.
That is not how that fucking works, Casey.
You either get all of it or none of it.
It's not a...
Well, there's seeds of it actually.
No, it's either something happened or something didn't happen and something didn't happen.
You fucking asshole.
Well, if leftists overthrew the government, well, if they attack the Capitol building,
right, I wouldn't agree with that because I'm not like for violence.
I am.
Okay.
I think that the people who attacked the Capitol attacked the right people for the wrong reasons.
No.
Yes.
They didn't attack the right...
Well, they attacked the United States government.
Which is...
They attacked the wrong reasons.
They attacked the right people for the wrong reasons.
So you're saying you support attack on the government?
No.
I don't see what you're saying here.
Are you backing the military or are you backing the rioters?
We're on a public podcast right now.
Well, publicly state your views, Tyler.
I can't publicly state my views.
Because the feds might be listening.
I'm not going to say exactly what I'm trying to say, but I think you can understand what
I'm trying to say by not saying anything.
Well, you support the rioters.
No, I don't support the rioters.
Because you want to overthrow the government.
I don't want to overthrow the government.
I don't want the government to start listening to the people that they're supposed to be
fucking with you.
Obviously, you want to reform the government, but we should do it peacefully, though.
Fuck peacefully.
We've done things fucking peacefully for too long.
There's going to be another civil war.
They're really going to be the...
Between who?
The fucking Republicans and the Democrats?
It's not going to be the North and the South anymore.
It's going to be like fucking like pockets everywhere.
It's just going to be like one of those things.
I think it will be political.
Very political.
Yeah, that's what the fucking first civil war was too, Casey.
Are you fucking...
Rather than regional, I mean.
Yeah, it'll be political.
But that's so hard to have a war because everybody's spread amongst each other.
You can't have territory and shit.
It'll be like the Irish...
It will be more of a political war in the Senate or in the government.
It'll be like the Irish Civil War, where they do car bombs and shit.
They're cootie-tat.
Have the new founding fathers in the purge.
Do you think you would participate in the purge?
Absolutely.
There's a couple people that...
Oh my god.
That things need to happen.
That I would definitely not do unless the purge was a thing.
That movie is so outlandish.
Oh, it's absolutely outlandish, but if we did have the purge,
I'd take care of a couple things.
It shows you what can happen if...
Would you purge?
No.
Why not?
It'd be so fun.
Because I don't want to kill people.
I don't want to kill people.
You could throw a fire bomb at a fucking Walmart or something.
It'd be kind of fun.
Well, maybe I'll have a fucking GameStop.
Damn, dude, you gotta say that.
I think Don Juan's made it to the Honolulu.
Don Juan definitely got fucking made.
They got a fucking APB out on Don Juan.
They do.
And they have a fucking Honolulu GameStop.
And the fucking Honolulu shopping center.
Yeah.
They fucking...
That was bad.
He got made.
Bro, he's like, hold on a second, I'm gonna call the cops.
Yeah, hold on a second.
We're like, get out.
Pull him out.
Bro, I think...
Did you know Trump was the first president to be in Peach twice?
Yeah.
The only president to be in Peach twice?
Yep.
And now he's going to jail.
He's not.
He is, though.
He's not going to jail.
Wow.
How old is he?
75?
76?
Yeah, he's gonna fucking...
People want to control...
People, when they get older, they just want to control the world.
Because it's like, what's left?
You've already done everything.
You've already accomplished everything.
76, I was right.
He already has the money that all the money he could ever want.
So...
I don't think Dan's coming.
Why?
He hasn't responded.
I mean, I haven't texted him anything, but he hasn't said anything for like two hours.
I think he's just trying to get his work done.
Yo, what up, bro?
He's turned into a dump.
We're back, though.
You all right?
We're good.
My girlfriend called me because she was really high.
And this is this guy who drives a BMW outside of her apartment.
And his fucking car alarm goes off like, I'm not kidding you, 30 times a day.
And she's been trying to study, and she's like, Alex, I'm calling you because I need you to calm me down.
I'm about to go up there and start yelling Spanish at him.
She only does that if she's real pissed off.
So we calmed her down.
What's the point of that, though?
Because people can't understand it.
Oh, no, she was just saying how angry she was.
I'm sure she's going to go up there and fucking light the dude's hair on fire in English, too.
But no.
And then she got off the phone with me when she, she has like a total Karen as a neighbor.
And like, we hear yelling in the hallway all the fucking time, like at the mailman and shit.
She's just explosive to anyone she comes in contact with.
And apparently she went upstairs and was pounding on the door and is lighting them up right now.
So it's good.
The issue is getting handled by the Karen.
I'm sure the cops will be there shortly, though.
Thank God for fucking Karen.
Wait, so there's just a random Karen that went up?
Yeah, her name's Nancy.
So.
Nancy's taking, taking them to cleaners right now.
We're good.
That's good.
Anyways, what were we talking about?
Uh, Trump.
No, before that.
Guns.
What do you think about guns?
I support the Second Amendment.
Goddamn right.
Um, strong supporter of it.
I do support strong background checks, but I do not.
Do you have any firearms?
I personally do not yet.
I'd emphasis on the yet part.
I do want to begin hunting.
I have a couple.
Yeah, I want, I want to begin hunting.
I want, I want to get a handgun that's most likely just going to collect dust and a safe.
Unless I get a shot.
You can't fucking, you can't, you can like get a shotgun first because you're not going to get a pistol for like two years.
No, I'm just, I'm just going to get a hunting rifle.
And I know that the process takes forever.
I'm still trying to get my fucking one because my paperwork got lost during COVID and I just have it.
And I just haven't fucking done it again.
I'm literally going to have the fucking start from beginning.
I just, a lot of the restrictions that they put on firearms is just stupid though.
It's not preventing anything.
Like there's enough, the, with the amount of guns that are in the U.S. right now, there's no stopping any like school shootings or anything.
There's so much ammunition.
There's so many of these firearms.
Oh my God.
Somebody wants a gun.
They're going to get their hands on one and they're going to fucking make it happen.
Like there's like four, there's on, on the, I know, right?
That's fucking nuts.
The fucking U.S. average though, I believe is like, it's almost four.
I think it averages out to like what, four firearms a household?
Yeah.
It's insane.
But there's some people that have like 40 guns.
Exactly.
Like, yeah, you have your extremes there.
You have, I mean, a lot of households have none, but most people that have guns typically have a handful.
That's just something that people collect, right?
Like I collect guitars, but it's just a little extreme.
Casey, I guarantee you if you fucking like started shooting guns, you'd want like seven.
They're fun.
The first one, the first gun I ever fired was a very illegal AK-47.
And it was, and then I, then I fired like a 22 after it.
I was like 10 years old and I was like, my counsel with the statute of limitations.
Sorry.
No, that's not, it's not your weapon.
It wasn't mine.
Bro, you can possess a legal weapon as long as it's not yours.
No, you can shoot it.
Like it doesn't mean that you own it.
I was 10 years old.
Yeah.
You can possess and shoot an illegal weapon as long as it's not yours, right?
That's the law.
I was an unknowing minor that was handed it to my father's friend.
Oh, okay.
That makes it better.
No, no, but I'm just saying, and we never, my dad never hung out with this person again,
but not for this reason.
But my dad, I did not have a parent or parental figure close and he's like, hey, you want to go shoot guns?
I got a range in the backyard and he lived in the middle of bum fuck nowhere.
This was after we went to a dirt bike, like fucking motocross event that's out in the middle
of nowhere outdoors.
You and Adilla, if you've ever heard it, it's not too far away from it, but that's in bum
fuck nowhere.
Yeah.
So, and it was a fucking AK-47 with a fucking banana mag on it.
And then I almost broke my shoulder because it was fully automatic too.
It was, I didn't even realize it because I was like squeezing down on the trigger.
I think I got like three shots off and it's like, like he like fucking caught the thing.
And he's like, how about we give you the 22 and then I had fun with the 22, but that's
essentially like an over glorified BB gun anyway.
First gun I ever shot was a Mauser from World War Two.
That's badass.
Fucking my.
That's a clip.
It's a clip.
Yep.
Bro, I just want to fucking shoot a Howard 77.
My uncle is shooting fucking Howitzer.
Stoneware 63.
I just want to shoot the fucking Gustav cannon.
Is that not much to ask?
My uncle fucking was a World War Two.
Don't throw up.
My uncle was a World War Two reenactor and he had like legitimate, like don't fucking do
it.
Oh yeah baby.
He had like a legit like period World War Two fucking German Mauser.
My aunt has a her not blood relative, but my aunt's grandfather was in her father's grandfather
was in the Civil War on the southern side.
Yeah, so was mine.
And she has like a uniform and the bullet that killed.
That's awesome.
But yeah, I shot a fucking German Mauser and it had like the fucking stampings from Nazi
Germany.
Like it had like fucking everything on it.
It's fucking crazy.
That is one of the most aesthetically pleasing firearms I think I've ever seen.
Fucking Mauser.
Yeah, it's just it's a bad ass looking gun.
The bolt is so fucking nice.
It's fucking clunk clunk.
And that was that was strict.
That was correct me if I'm wrong, but that was almost strictly like an officer's sidearm.
Right.
No Mauser Luger Luger's.
I'm thinking of Luger.
Yeah, Mauser is the rifle.
Like when you think of like a Mauser, think of like the call duty World War Two, every
gun that the Germans had.
Yeah.
But my favorite.
Except the Karg.
The Karg and the Bear.
Yeah.
Those two.
But my favorite, I shot a Luger too.
That was the second gun I shot.
It was the same day, but Luger's are fucking beautiful.
I fucking love it.
Who's house were you at?
My uncles.
No, I literally said he's a World War Two reenactor, so he had a whole bunch of like.
He had American and German and the American ones was cool, but the German ones were fucking
really cool.
I have a buddy that loves doing the reenactments and he said that every one that they go to
there's and they all tried it like they get super into it.
Oh yeah.
I was reenactor for a little bit.
I mean, it seems like it's fun to me, but this one guy had a grease gun and he said
that this guy was trying like realism was not a concept this guy had.
He'd run out there and he'd try to fucking just be like fucking like a team and glorious
like firing and he'd only fire from like the hip just like he just ruined the realism,
but the dude was so funny.
Yeah, like you couldn't stop him like you didn't want to be the dude to ruin his day.
The M1 Garand is probably one of my favorite guns on the planet.
I fucking love M1 Garand.
The grease gun looks I gotta say the Germans weapons.
They're beautiful.
They're just they are like the MP 40.
Like that's just and I know like Call of Duty glorifies these guns quite a bit, but no,
they're if they the thing is with German guns is that they almost never jammed.
Yeah, it's German engineering guns are a sin.
Fuck you, Casey.
I don't know, but Americans tools of killing.
Casey, this is not a perfect world.
We live in weapon machine.
What's your what's your what's your proposition just take everything off the streets.
What do you think is going to happen?
Tell me.
Yeah, you think that's he fucking she fight each other.
You think these fucking hood rats are registered.
Firearms are going to get really fucking.
Fucking guns were like which you fucking idiot.
They're not just going to give them up.
The only thing that's going to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with another gun.
Damn straight.
Or like 15 guys with machetes, but you're losing like 12 of them.
You're going back to World War mentality there and throwing meat at someone until it fucking solves the problem.
Whether you like it or not, we have guns in America.
It's in the Constitution.
They're not going away.
If you don't like it, then fucking leave.
We tried to get them out of the hands of Americans.
It would be terrible.
You'd see so much death.
So it would be there would be a revolution because of it.
Guess what America?
Leave it.
Wow.
This is an issue I was not.
I was not passionate about in the past like two years.
Two minutes.
No, no, I said go fucking buck wild in your background.
You're like fucking shaking.
You guys are like just like the classic example of like America.
I am.
It's like we have guns and we're going to fucking use them.
God damn right.
Even if like no matter how many people die per year.
Casey, those people.
What is the government tries to like I'm just being dead serious here and this has nothing to do.
I don't care if it's Republicans or Democrats.
I'm not to be able to protect myself if we were ever if there was some fucking crazy shit to go down in America.
Like you.
Wow.
That sounds like the fucking interaction.
That sounds like something that I was just saying.
We literally have a tyrannical government and we're not doing shit about it.
Then shoot your government official, Casey.
You're all about this revolution shit.
Can you kick my vape over?
It's underneath your foot.
It's right there.
Thank you chief.
But.
No, that's how it was right.
I mean it's just it's something that we're like I remember I when I was a libtard like I'm talking like extreme left wing.
I had an argument on a paper and I was assigned the safe act.
Which if you don't remember you can't have more than two like attachments or features on a gun that make it an assault weapon.
And you also can't have a firearm that has.
You don't have you don't have war master on fall duty.
And you also you also can't have more than seven rounds in a magazine or which is absolutely retarded.
Yes.
And my whole argument was like it like it doesn't fucking matter.
Like you can limit the size of these magazines.
But like if you have my whole anecdote for the whole thing, I guess or my metaphor was like.
If you have a lighter that has 10 percent fuel in it, it's still going to fucking light when you strike it.
I'm sure it's retarded because the government fucking wrote the bill and they don't know shit about gun.
Fucking Cuomo retard.
Fuck we have the worst fucking governors here.
Pochal suck my cock.
But seriously suck my cock.
But.
Ew.
I fuck her.
Bro let's talk about nihilism.
Fucking hate fucker maybe.
I'm good with nihilism.
Because now now now you're going to see a sharp contrast between me and Tyler getting along.
Nihilism is the stupidest goddamn fucking thought process.
I don't know how you can not be nihilist.
So I was I was listening.
I was listening to one of our old podcast podcast where he touched on nihilism, but we didn't really go in depth with it.
Your whole thing was that you felt that nihilism was extremely selfish.
It's selfish and giving up.
I just I want selfish.
I just want you to define a little bit more like how that's selfish.
That's the one thing I didn't understand.
Because there's you're saying that life is no meaning.
It's it's not and it's not that there's no meaning.
It's that you kind of create your own like life is what you make it.
It's not your own meaning.
Yeah.
And like that doesn't mean the nihilism is complicated.
The universe doesn't have a greater meaning.
Nihilism is one of the most coward ways to fucking look at this fucking.
I don't think that the world revolves around me.
What if I'm like are we gonna let me talk.
Yes.
Well you were sipping on your fucking drink.
I don't have anything left.
I just wanted to get some ice.
Okay.
But what the fuck you saying.
Just just go.
Supping on.
Shut the fuck up.
Okay.
So nihilism I think is a very selfish way to look at the world.
Thinking that you're so important in this time period.
I don't think I'm important at all.
Let me let him go.
Let him go.
Let him go because I have the same argument as you.
Let him let him say his two cents.
Look at this fucking world.
Like you like you like everything in this world happens to you because if you are nihilist
then you're like well nothing matters.
So you think that everything that happens is because you're here.
It doesn't just matter.
I'm not saying anything.
I think that when you're looking at it as from from that position you're saying the
world is cold and all this shit and I'm I'm fucking sad.
But basically fucking when you're a nihilist you fucking think that nothing matters.
That's so fucking like that's that's a dumb fucking way to look at shit because if fucking
nothing matters then why the fuck even live if you're fucking super like nihilist then
why don't you just fucking put a bullet in your head.
I'm saying nothing matters.
If you that's that's the exact definition of fucking nihilism.
It's that it's that there's not essentially like you don't really have like this big overarching
belief.
It's not I'm not saying that the world revolves around me and when things happen it's like
they're happening because I'm here.
I'm saying that maybe there just isn't a grand meaning to it all and this just exists and
that's the way it is and we're never going to get answers like that's that's essentially
what nihilism is.
It saddens me to see it.
But it doesn't have to be a cynical belief like it's not what you're making it out to
be like oh I'm sad like while I'm it's equally as sad as not to be anything.
You can be happy about the old meaning in your own life.
It's equally as sad to hear people say that they just don't believe in anything anymore.
But it's dude I mean it's not exactly the most positive thought going through my head
either and I'm not a full nihilist.
I'm like I'm like 50% nihilist 50% agnostic because sometimes I wake up and I see the
old and I'm just like.
Nihilism is a religion it's just a fucking outlook on life in general.
It's not it's not but if you're a nihilist you're typically not going to align with a
religion because most religions would conflict with the fact that you don't believe in a
higher meaning and it's not saying that you don't necessarily believe in a higher power
it's just you're not like it's I don't think that anything revolves around me I think
that just maybe this is happening and word like there isn't like it's just like there
is something instead of nothing and that's just the way it is maybe there isn't a God
maybe it just simply exists and I'm not even saying that like it's just it's not it's
yeah I mean of course you're going to disagree you're religious and there's not a problem
with that I envy you like I feel like I would have a more positive outlook on quite a few
things and it's not like I haven't tried to get myself to believe in a religion and I'm
not saying that that you're stupid or ignorant or anything for believing in one I'm just
saying that I the with the with my experience in life and I can't tell you why but it's
just the way my brain works I struggle to believe in a higher power but I also leave
room for the belief that I don't fucking know they're very well could be one I just I
don't buy into any of the religions that I see there is teachings from all of them that
I think that you can find had to be very very not helpful it's the word I'm looking at
but very you can find good teachings from a bunch of religions the overarching I'm not
going to say plot but like the teachings of religion and they make you a good person that
they're not a bad thing to believe in it's just I personally can't believe in them but
I still want to be a good person I want to be around for as long as I can I want to make
the most of my life while I'm here because if I'm not living I got nothing else like
that's the way I view it I don't view it as like nothing I don't wake up every day and
say nothing matters if I shot myself in the head the world wouldn't matter everything wouldn't
exist so average Rick and Morty viewer no it's like if like when but especially like I've
noticed that the reason why in terms of my family typically when someone dies I always
take it the hardest in my family because when I die the biggest like my gut feeling is that
that person just doesn't exist they never will again and they didn't go anywhere and
that's incredibly sad to me that's a really I wish I didn't believe that like you like
I'm not I just I don't believe in the whole heaven and hell thing I'd love to believe in
reincarnation there's a lot of scientists I just feel that it's sad I do it's sad that
people believe that there's nothing afterwards that's that's I feel like one of the one of
the saddest thing is like what's the point bro like I'm not I'm not arguing that there
is something there is a God ignorant you've got exist what is the point dude it's not
the point down here is this fucking gift that we are given down here it's a fucking trial
for everything no I mean what is the point of existing what's the point of exist I'm fucking
trying to get to that you fucking asshole because I because if you're gonna call if you're
gonna call me self-centered and selfish about my beliefs I'm gonna tell you how that's very
much fucking hypocritical from your standpoint and I'm not saying that like yes praise God
and God's the high power and we're just here like doing his will and all that stuff but
like you you think that like we mean something on earth when this universe is so vast it is
so in my eyes like the reason I believe in nihilism and I'm like agnostic is because it
just seems a little silly to me that earth means something I believe that there's other
life out there there's other complex civilizations there's other dumb civilizations and there's
civilizations much more advanced than us so why the fuck would earth be special why would
the one God in the whole universe come here not talk about anything else and then they
get disproved a million times by science like and I'm not just tearing it Christianity
there's flaws in almost every major religion that science tears down that's because we're
like science is the absence of religion science science is facts though science you can't
no no that's not fucking true science is practicing science it's you're always practicing science
because it's never concrete also fucking if you think about it and if you actually look
at fucking research science gets disproven by other science all the fucking time that's
the point of it because they're making it that but that's the thing so everybody being
like oh this is scientifically proven it's like fucking five years from now that could
be considered completely fucking wrong yeah that's why we don't fucking cut people open
without fucking sterilizing things anymore because we're improving you're not fucking
listening to what I'm saying now you're like what I'm saying is that you're you saying
that science is like the big it's like science changes every fucking five years so it doesn't
religion no one does it science fucking about fucking Christianity Christian there are so
many different branches of it that's fucking different worded in yes there's so many
different branches of it and they all believe different things let me fucking talk Casey okay Jesus fucking Christ you
don't know anything about this shit Casey like you literally know nothing about religion or
anything like that I'll let you fucking talk about fucking communism I'll let you talk about
all that shit but when it comes to religion I'm probably the most fucking in-depth like
knowledge based on this you fucking are you saying things that don't fucking match up with
reality they don't know what I believe that's all it is no different look at it you can't shit on
other people for their beliefs and claim that you're the only one that's right you can't do that
it's a different I've been trying to say I've been trying to say something for the last 15 minutes
you guys just get it we've been quiet go ahead Tyler one second
the teal collar Tyler looks like he's about to fuck it oh my god I'm just happy to be in
Tyler got along I'm happy that I filled that boxing bag with a fucking 20 200 pounds of sand
but fucking you're right there buddy so Christianity itself is split into like fucking thousands
of different denominations and you guys are just like well there's so many different ones it's like
it all started from one thing following the teachings of Jesus and then split off and
believe that earth was the center of the universe and then church keeps splitting off of different
things and there's been so many different fucking split-offs and also I also believe that some
teachings in Judaism some teachings in Islam in Buddhism in fucking all this shit we all
started from fucking one thing in the middle and it all spread out in the Bible it states that
the church was shattered into thousands of pieces so what I'm thinking from a cover story
alright asshole I'm just giving my take but I'm not saying this to piss you off I really am
not doing this deliberately like I'm just saying what I personally believe some like I completely
understand that some people I'm never gonna fucking get a breakthrough with because they just
don't believe in anything and that's fucking fine yeah I mean too so I'm just saying you have to
learn to like coexist yeah I guess like not like the bumper sticker fuck that bumper sticker
no fuck that bumper sticker that's the most fucking live love laugh shit I've seen my life
but let I but the thing is I just want to talk to you about my like experience with religion
because I was baptized and born like when I was born I was baptized a Catholic I did all the
different sacraments except for marriage and marriages probably coming soon but I went through
this shit and then when I was in I was like 20 I fell off like the religion bandwagon real fucking
hard and you didn't believe in any I didn't believe in anything for a good two and a half years
and I was the angriest I've ever been my entire life like you guys knew me when I when that fuck
I was an angry motherfucker like way more like not even like funny like I wasn't funny angry though
back then like I was just like actually fucking angry I found it funny still but but like I was
like really fucking angry and I fucking was like in a dark fucking hole the entire time but I fucking
went back because I chose to go back but the thing is when I actually like looked into it and like
when I actually did all this shit I was like I finally got it because I chose it myself I believed
in like all this shit that they were telling me finally because it took going to the lowest point
of my entire life to come back to what I believed would be salvation and there was a certain feeling
that and like this is like the part where like people are like oh like fucking fucking born again
Christian shit blah blah blah was about to say but like like but the thing is there's a certain
feeling that I got when I came back that was like I never left like I was welcomed back like it was
kind of like a thing where it was like a trial that like everybody had to go through because if you
were like born like religious and like we're in a religious family almost every single person I talked
to they're like yeah we all had fucking times when we just went away like completely and then came
back but like when it's like the same kind of thing as being like an EMT but like when I came back
I was welcomed but the thing was it was like a different like actual feeling like it wasn't just
like like a like oh this feels nice like there was something else like that was more than physical
more than mental more than all that shit and like that's what made me actually believe in this shit
like there wasn't like something like it wasn't of this world that like fucking welcomed me back
like when I was there and I was going through like everything again something else was there and I know
it sounds fucking crazy and I know it sounds like born again shit again but it's it was it was just
like one of those things where I was just like like I felt it felt right and it felt good and it
felt like this is actually what was going on and it made me a much happier person a better person
in general it just made me able to fucking like you know go through things and and have the strength
to continue on now I know I get that all I can say is like people may be right like religious people
may be right you just never know but like what's the worst thing that happens I'm wrong we fucking
go to an endless void yeah you're wrong but maybe I'm wrong so what if I'm right and you're wrong
this entire thing that you're fucking going through and well I think I think God's kind of a dickhead
then if he put me on a planet where he never really gave me well no but if he never really gave me
like I've tried to believe it's not that I haven't but it's like I can't based off of my experience
in life and just the way I believe that things work in the back of my head if I went to church
and I told myself every single day that I believed it I would be lying to myself like I'm not I'm not
trying to like piss you off with this I understand your point of view but it's like the same time I
can't get myself there and like I'm okay with that like I have like I strive every morning when I wake
up to be a good person I'm not trying to be out here and be a menace to society because I think that
nothing matters I mean being a man society is pretty fun don't you think that even if you don't believe
like if you were a good person you would still like go to heaven yeah because that would be fucking
bullshit if you want just because I didn't believe in you know what I pray to you like that's very
what if you are reincarnated though you know I think reincarnation is fucking stupid I don't I think
that and I need to look into it again I'm not gonna say that fucking thing then literally nothing matters
then literally nothing maybe nothing matters dude but in the grand scheme of things if you live and you go to
heaven how does that matter like it's because it's your fucking reward doing all this but how does that matter
though like what like at the end of the day ghost or what's fucking left behind if you have a choice to
fucking stay or go like nihilism goes further than what you think it does though like even if you go to
heaven or hell even if that exists you could still have a nihilistic belief about that like why would
heaven be like why would heaven fucking matter like it's being stuck on earth as a ghost pretty nihilistic
yeah because you can choose to get stuck in here yeah it is it's it's make it popcorn okay like it's just
I'm this is this is a debate I'm not trying to piss people off here I'm just giving my take I just I
cannot force myself to believe with the evidence that I've been given in my life I very much struggle to
believe in any of this shit it sounds like a fucking fairy tale to me yeah so I want to hear this but
so you know how like last year they found life on Mars like no not like there are signs there was
signs of past life on Mars I don't think that's been proven Casey you may want to double check that
you want to fact check that I mean go go ahead I'm too lazy but I mean that's that's something that
would have been a fucking bigger headline I mean they've been they've been throwing that around for years
and years but I thought that they found like signs that there was like bacterial life once on Mars I'm
pretty sure I read that headline well no proof of past or present life has been found on Mars the
possibility of life on Mars is the subject of interest in astrobiology due to the planet's proximity
and similarities to earth but no there's there's been no proof that that would be fucking huge that
would be fucking everywhere and that would be you that that would be bad that would you'd see a lot of
people get real you'd see a lot of people like Tyler get real sad if that got proved no I think he
find a way to like get around that's what no it's not what he'd do it's what the fucking million
different denominations of the yeah how many times do they had to rewrite that shit yeah because
they'd say like if life rights on Mars like God created life they thought that this fucking planet
was flat and they thought that we were the center of the universe we didn't know what the world
just proves that evolution can can arise on different planet yes and it's just at the end of the day
I think it's extremely naive to think that there's anything special about earth that why why we'd
have life we just we meet the criteria there isn't you have a word it's a we're all carbon based
and the atmosphere and the temperature of the planet at that time gave a breeding ground for life
that's that's essential I mean I need to look back into it I used to know a lot more about this when
I was going through an existential crisis well so humans brains we're just the collection of cells
right that that have a purpose to survive and move and eat but humans brains have evolved to the point
where we can contemplate our own meaning to life and that's what makes it like that's what makes human special
like the primary theory is one thing that the primary theory is that life came about on earth
independently from the Sun after the planet was formed oh no I watched actually a whole video the other day
of yeah it's just a combination on college it's like the it's the combination of the atmosphere
the temperature the elements that were certain bio molecules yes formed and then coming together to collect the cells
yes essentially essentially just created an animated life form that could evolve but humans have evolved to have a brain
that can contemplate the meaning of their own existence and to our knowledge we're the only
oh wow that's kind of special isn't it yeah it is to our knowledge though like that's kind of special
so are you saying that you don't believe that the earth I mean that the universe is as big as we think it is
because there is like we sure you can you can go every day and I think it's as big as it is but I don't even know how big the universe is
it's an infinite the universe is infinitely big right because we don't know where the end is
God doesn't know where God came from the end is just where there's like infinitely black that's where you get into
the shit that we don't know the the end of the universe is as far as we can see it is well it's not even it doesn't
even go that it's how far listen the light has taken to travel to us I'd be so happy if there was a tally Zora out there for us
yes but I don't think there is so you think that earth is the only place where we have life
I'm not saying that I think that what's special about earth and I think that we are not the only living things
but I think it's like there's animals on other planets like type shit like you know how like we have like monkeys and fucking
giraffes and shit I think it's like not intelligent so you believe sorry you think you believe on evolution on these planets
not what do you mean I mean like I mean they if life exists on other planets it would have had to have come about
almost the same way it did here it's a primary theory which has a substantial amount of evidence pointing to it as we
evolved from like single-celled organisms to where we are you can believe in evolution and and religion at the same time
I understand that but I'm saying why would it just be limited to animals on these other planets then why is it just humans here
just humans here why do we evolve here from a scientific aspect there's no other animal on this planet that has like intelligence like us
to a point where it takes billions of years to happen but so the same thing is with that man there's popcorn
it's neither here nor there we've evolved to the point where we can you know debate our own intelligence and why we have it
so we're trying to create meaning in that and religion is just one explanation like Catholicism Christianity is just one explanation for that
all right there Karl Marx all right so it's Buddhism bro so it's fucking Hinduism so is atheism that there is no meaning to life
atheism is a religion in itself right but we don't have any proof that there is like a God so that's the biggest sense having faith
why would I have faith in something that that you can't prove that's the biggest point because Jesus in the Bible says
literally he talked to God in the Bible where he was saying father I understand now why it's so hard to be man because I have faith in you
because I know that I've seen you I've been in heaven with you for all this time man has not even had anything of that sort
so why does he get that and we don't because Jesus was all man like God was all that all that was man and all that is divine at the same time
so who's to say he's not just a fucking lunatic that just came up with this shit and everybody believed them miracles but you guys are gonna fucking debate that
you're damn fucking right I will but then I'm a proof oriented person I can't change that we can't go back fucking 2000 years if we could
you're right but we can speculate yeah and scientists are gonna fucking speculate that fucking shit happened exactly it happens fucking now
it doesn't fucking matter what we fucking think because scientists are only gonna be fucking assholes
alright we're gonna get Tyler break we're getting fucking berated
Casey's just loving it because we were fucking berating him for the last fucking six weeks so he's fucking going fucking full on gas
fucking putting my face in a fucking drywall and I'm not fucking I'm not I'm not sitting back I'm fucking back motherfucker
second amendment motherfucker I'm fucking God's chosen warrior
they strapped or get clapped bitch
bro fucking goes hey we're having another crusade I'd be the first one on a fucking planarome
see you motherfuckers in Palestine
like you guys get fucking drafted to the US military like oh Tyler what are you doing here crusading
going to the Middle East there's some fuckers and I don't really like what they're saying too much
so I read something I read something the other day that is like 80% of the thoughts that we have are negative thoughts
if you're a fucking nihilist do you agree with that
no I do
I think we do and I think that's just sort of the curse of being self aware
not at the same time I consider myself to be a happy person you have negative thoughts but you know they're negative thoughts
I don't think it necessarily just having negative thoughts makes them
like that's just sort of like the general anxiety and it's the world we live in but
you can still be happy and not fucking stress yourself out
yeah
alright well let's take a break on on the title podcast and we'll be back with some fucking
coast pepper game show
no
alright so right now everybody said equal turns getting roasted I guess my turn
here we fucking go here we go I hope I do good I probably won't but I hope
see you soon we'll be back
oh god damn
this is where you just see me fuck
now dude those are those are the new ones fresh it's so much worse
welcome back to our time to podcast
who wants to be a millionaire
oh shit we're doing this too
we got Dan here oh he's not his lunch break eating Chipotle
alright guys so so I figured the both of you could
keep up today yeah yeah
hold on here we go
bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam
it's so much worse oh it's so much worse
oh that's bad Alex McDonald
oh buddy yeah buddy you have the lovely couple so you guys are engaged right
oh yeah so uh you get married soon oh yeah
where's the wedding right here in this basement a box in second and Justin
you know you know listen fucking
yo turn down the fucking music I'm fucking having a fucking
a year I'm good business
men of her sweating men of her sweating
really call those people an official yeah
I want to put up an Andrew Jackson for you guys
you fucking know you're gonna split it how would we split it I don't care you
fight fight to the death cut it in half I don't care whatever man
you got a memo bro
there's more civil ways to go about this
I get crazy you got change
no I know that's why I put up a 20 and I got a 10 or a 5
turn down the fucking volume it's breaking my ears
there you go
all right let's get it
so for lifelines alright
you got ask the audience which is Dan
you got ask Don Juan
Dan
and you got 50 50
okay that's fine
you got you got double dip
alright that's the last one
or you can pick two answers so if you get the first answer wrong you can get
second chance
yeah but you don't just get it for free
you know
second and just
so you need to prep it if you think you're gonna get it wrong you use it beforehand
yeah okay yep we're going in 100%
sure
oh that's not cutting it for me
turn that up boy
okay
let's go
so you're going for you know a hundred dollars
please refresh the page to hear the sounds
what
the most professional podcast most professional podcast ever
the page got refreshed we're gonna go
alright which of these ships did not sail on Columbus's voyage to the Americas
a Santa Maria b Nina
c Mayflower d Pinta
some mayflower
are you confident on that positive 100%
alright we're going with that
I'm gonna agree I don't fucking know that
once again early American history it's just
that is a dead zone in my brain
alright
200 dollars the Scoville scale measures what
a barometric pressure a b loudness of sound c brightness of light d heat of spicy food heat of spicy food
correct
that's correct
oh by the way if you fail you have to eat a ghost pepper
I don't care who does it I just want one of you to do it
I'm not eating a ghost pepper I already did
I want one of you to eat a fucking ghost
I'm not gonna do that I'm gonna do a fucking hit off of that shit
I'll fucking do a full hit I'm doing those
recreationally that can't be a punishment
we will pass bro I want to see a fucking ghost pepper eating
I don't fucking eat ghost peppers
take your fucking Andrew Jackson right back and shove it up your ass
are these reapers by the way
some of them are
this is a reaper
yeah reaper we're going for 300 dollars
which state is nicknamed the sunshine state
Florida
A Arizona B California C Georgia D Florida
Florida
not bad
that's only because I don't need a fucking Florida license plate you see
it's the only reason I know that
500 dollars which part of an atom has no electric charge
A proton B neutron C electron D quark
let's say a neutron
I think it is
wait
what are the answers again
A proton B neutron
that's negatively charged
C electron D quark
the quarks are the weird ones
I don't know a lot about that
I have no idea if they would have a charger on to be completely honest
that's a tough question
but I think protons are positively charged neutrons are negatively charged
electron I think
charged
do we want to go with quark here
I would go with quark
do you want to use the fucking thing where if we get it wrong we get another shot
sure
I don't know if we want to use that this early
no just let it go with quark whatever
doesn't matter
I don't want to blow it though
we got the lifelines and we don't know this one
I don't want to use one yet
we thinking 50-50 maybe
I don't want to use a lifeline
alright
I mean if you're confident about this one send it in
I'm not
then why are we using one man
I don't want to use a lifeline
alright dude we got to use a lifeline
I don't want to use a fucking lifeline he's going to fucking be an asshole
yes he want me to answer this and then if it's wrong you're going to get mad at me
no I'm saying I say it's a quark
fucking D quarks send it in
write down main street I don't know
if this is fucking
I don't know that can't be it man
it's gotta be it
no
no positive charge protons negative charge neutrons
fucking electrons I think are just charged
I thought electrons were the ones that did the fucking work so maybe they aren't charged
no no no it's a quark
I'm going with quark
alright fine send it in quark
final answer
I hope I think it is but I'm not confident
fuck it D quarks send it
punch the ticket
oh man you won't
what was it
I don't fucking know
neutron bro
fuck
no neutrons are negatively charged
no they're negatively charged
you guys are fucking retarded
I'm challenging this this is fucking retarded
you are retarded
I took organic chemistry bro
I'll burn your house down
then we'll see what's negatively charged
because guess what I'm fucking negatively charged
you guys are going to eat a fucking ghost over this early
I'm not eating anything
I refuse
I did my time
I'm good
and I'm not going to force that pain on anyone
you better force that pain on him then
that's not pain that's fun
I like that
fuck
let me see that
now look you better force that shit on him
fucking put that shit up his nose
why would I do it
I'm his teammate here I gotta do it too
next time we don't know we're using a fucking lifeline
we would have had that
we have got to use some way
yeah we fucking
you gotta cook it if you don't know it
no what's the point if they get to just
fuck
it's like entertainment I don't fucking know
I don't know
did he got an hour on break here
or do you want to have
you want to have fun
dammit
alright let me see his fuckers
for $1,000
what is the smallest country in the world
A. Malta
B. Luxembourg
C. Vatican City
D. San Marino
that might be Vatican right
it's Vatican City
I go with Vatican
are they a country though
they're a country yeah
do they go under a different designation
no they're a country
it's a tiny
it's a tiny ass country
it's gotta be Vatican City
tell me a pad of files
yes fine answer
yes
oh yes
oh fuck
finally Catholicism comes in fucking clutch
yeah well you got $1,000
you failed the uh
the $500 question
hey Casey suck my cock
neutron they're neutral bro
I took organic chemistry
so I'm just basically
going for $2,000
ask the kids some art history questions
that's what he went to school for
mm-hmm just art
oh shit
some Bob Ross questions
$2,000
which river runs through Paris
A. Cien
B. Loire
C. Rhone
D. Guerrone
I have no fucking clue
I'm not even gonna pretend like I know
wait read him again
A. Cien
now
B. Loire
50-50
C. Rhone
D. Guerrone
I don't think Dan knows the Cien there
50-50 yeah no there's no fucking way
this is a tough question
is it?
yeah this is retarded
who the fuck knows about Paris
I do
I know who's in Paris
so Casey you know about Paris
put a Paris question in there
you're 50-50 yet? alright
I'll eliminate B and D
so your options are A, Cien and C. Rhone
I want to say it's the second one
well let's do the multiple choice
no let's do the
if I
we're cooking too
yeah we're gonna cook too
I'm gonna guarantee the right answer
yeah we're gonna guarantee the right answer
so
I'm just gonna guarantee the right answer
you see I love fly to get it
guaranteed right
double damn
I'll go with whatever one is
and whatever the other one is
which one do you want to guess it is?
I think we do the second one
I don't know why I just got a gut feeling
I'm not I know I had the opposite take the last time
Rhone?
I said we just fucking send it in
I don't think we use the second choice here
we're just gonna use Rhone
and then if we have to use the second choice we do
well no you gotta put that in beforehand
I don't fucking care
whatever
just send it Rhone
come on
fuck
we double dip
I said I never agreed
are you using the double dip or not?
yeah we're using the double dip
alright
we fucking got it wrong
yeah I guess we'll use it
alright the correct answer is the other one
fuck you shit
who the fuck cares
who the fuck cares about Paris
if you're fucking watching this from Paris
you smell terrible
put on some deodorant and fucking shade you fucking degenerate
and we don't want you here either
how many viewers do we have from Paris?
I don't know
not a lot now
fuck you
what if that was like most of our viewers
well we have a lot of views from Belgium actually
Belgium's cool
yeah I have to my Belgium homies
don't ask a Belgium question
because then we're gonna fucking alienate our base
we're not gonna get back to it
$4,000
what are these colors
which of these colors is on the bottom in a rainbow
A red
B orange
C green
D violet
I'd say violet
yeah violet
it starts yeah right
I think it's violet
it starts like bright and goes down darker yeah
well no I mean it gets dark and bright throughout
but I feel like it fucking ends dark
yeah I think it's that I think it's violet
I think he's shipped and fucking punched the ticket
finally I'm sorry
what did you know this
and then we're wrong is that it damn
I'm just
yeah it's fine
Dan's laughing over here but they got it right
yeah baby
I mean it that was
sorry I'm laughing
what did she say yeah
I thought it was red
now red's a ton
yeah it's way better than just laughing people
maybe second guess myself so hard there
I was so sure what he got asked it was violet
yeah it's the darkest one
I thought it was either blue or violet
but blue wasn't an option so
if you put blue on there I would have been
I would have like fucking
yeah that would be an argument
$8,000
approximately how many times does the heart beat per day
A
A1000
B10,000
C100,000
D1 million
so 80's average
are we going like just average
average calculator
no
so 80 is average
for a minute
and they're 60
they're 60 minutes an hour so 80 times 60
so that would be 8 times 6
36
so 300
so it would be
3600
so 80 times that would be 4 times 36
fuck
damn dude I don't know that shit
fuck
what were the answers
A1000, B10,000, C100,000
that's gonna be like 100 right
D1 million
I'd say 100,000
no I don't know man
fuck
100,000
it can't be 10,000 you're multiplying
36
3600 by 24
yeah 100,000 let's go
100,000 baby
guys what if you rounded it up to 100
it's gotta be higher
right cause it could be between 60 and 100
that'll get you close right
yeah let's go
let's go with 100
100 times
yeah we need that weight aren't we
we need to
fucking 60
I've been here all day
so let's do 100 times
60
so that's 6000
so 6000
times 24
is
so it's 6 times 24
it's not easy on this spot
wait what's 12 times 12
I don't fucking know
I lost where I was at in this equation
I don't know how many zeros
fuck
because now it would be 6000 times
6000 times 10
it would be 60,000
and
what's the closest to the
60,000
not there
wait no you're taking over
more than half so let's double that
so 60,000 then it would be 120,000
what were the options again
just go throw
oh it's gotta be 100,000
that's what I'm saying
I know but I want to make sure we do it
let's go 100,000
watch the ticket
100,000
that took a lot of math
for two hours to deal
too long
it worked though
I sailed you over three times
we both had like our separate
thought processes going in there
wait but no you gotta
divide that by two and then multiply
cause it's too hard to do it that way
fuck
shit
oh I can't wait for med math
it's fucking med school
I'm gonna be a fucking dingus
no it's bad
it's bad
it's bad for me
what?
no
oh no I feel like
alright you guys got $8,000
for your wedding so far
thanks
you go for 16 here we go
everybody gets slurpees and cumbies
when they come
that's not terrible
queen guitarist Brian May
has a degree in what branch of
science
who fucking got it? it has to be art
no it's a science
case he's a fucking dingus so it's probably
child psychology
god damn it
dude fuck these questions
fuck you
you piece of shit
bro I don't fucking know
was this in bohemian?
why the fuck would I know what he went to college for
I hardly knew the guy
if you asked what his name was
that would have been a good question
fucking hate queen
I fucking hate queen
queen's alright I like queen
pick a fucking BPM the orzanias
stick with it
use a life
fuck man
fuck that behemian raps
I love behemian raps
fucking freddy mercury
shave the fucking stash you look terrible
get some braces
hey man
come back to life don't be dying in age
ask the audience
or call Don one
I don't know he really doesn't look sure in this answer
I'm just not even gonna ask him
let's go child psychology that's my final answer
I don't care if I do
bro that's a big fucking
I mean I say we flip a coin
I said we either do child psychology or astrophysics
no it's child psychology
I'm going 100% child psychology
I'm gonna send the ticket but if this is astrophysics
I'm gonna get sad
it's my fault if we lose it
child psychology
child
it's not like I just looked up the answer
and you could just ask me
look it up
I can look it up
was I astrophysics?
fuck
whatever
it happens
it happens three times
alright we haven't tried the scorpion peppers yet
I mean no
no that's the one I ate
that made me shit my pants
no
fuck
I'm not gonna pretend like I knew it was
astrophysics by the way that was a wild guess
yeah
I was like queen probably gay
probably likes kids
you know that
that Brian's name is like an astrophysicist
no
who knows that
yeah of course you did Casey
cause you're fucking autistic
you fucking find the weirdest fucking things
oh wow actually that's pretty fucking cool
I think I know this person
is an astrophysicist that's kinda cool
yeah
if you ask me
I didn't know these questions were gonna be so hard for you
if you ask me who fucking kneeled the grass
Tyson's what his fucking thing was
this is such a personalized fucking
fucking hit that shit Tyler
I already fucking did whatever man
I almost threw up
fuck that shit
I'm gonna go throw up
alright
oh you're gonna love this one
great
holy fuck
going for $25,000
what color is the black box
on the aircraft
it's not black it's orange
it's B green
C white D black
it's orange I feel orange
it's definitely orange
absolutely
it's easy to see
I watched a fucking documentary on that
9-11
mh370
that was stacked up 9-11
I saw that
that was a fucked up documentary
9-11
orange
I thought that was a bad sound for a second
I was like no it's not
well you got
fucking $50,000
in here bro
we're doing great
$25,000
you're going for $50,000
alright
and you're gonna fucking blow each other out of the wedding
wow
gotta consummate the merits
alright let's go
they are fucking made mom
oh
$50,000
should be asking these hard questions and shit
what unit of measurement
is used to describe the number of atoms
or molecules in a substance
that's a nano I thought it was moles
A hog
B chuck C rat D mole
oh I think it's gotta be mole then
if you guessed it before
you even said it I'm confident with that
I think it's moles
yeah
you going for it
I'm fine with it Locked in
fuck
alright we both got
two answers to the table here we're rolling
we're rolling here now
obscure question
here we go
I just heard I'm like moles probably moles
I guess I don't understand what
I was asking at first
I was saying like nanometers but
I gotta think smaller than that
$100,000
Sinophobia is the fear of
A cat
B cold C dogs
D heat
because so fucking personalized
I think it's fucking dogs
that's actually a good point
wait what
what were the so is
cats?
yeah cats, dogs, what else
cold heat
I'm going with dogs
it's so personalized
I'm okay with that
let's just go with dogs
because I don't fucking know
I really don't know either it could be
no I'm not gonna start speculating
I'm saying dogs just fucking locking in
dogs
I'm just gonna get mad at myself
but my second guess is right
yeah baby
it's all
we know it now
it's about him
alright here we go then
it's about him
he's like I'm like crack my code
well us knowing doesn't really matter
cause he's still asking us about community parts
we know
$250,000
which was the first country to
legalize same-sex marriage
A. Belgium
B. Sweden C. France
D. Netherlands I told you
I was gonna ask a question about Belgium
I think it's France
because those guys are real fucking gay
I feel like it would be the Swedes
I feel like they're even gayer
we're losing our fucking international viewership here
we are really hurting them now
damn
damn what is it
I think we should use a lifeline
yeah
I'll ask the audience
what do we think Dan
yeah
you're asking Dan one?
now we're asking Dan the audience
have you spoken up?
yeah he never said there was anything against that
so what were the options
um
it was France, Sweden, Netherlands, Belgium
okay
is it France?
I'm not gonna tell them
but I'll give them a clue
alright
windmills
it's Netherlands
maybe Netherlands
yeah I think it's Netherlands
fine let's go
Netherlands, Lausanne
alright
come on baby
come on
Evan
windmills
I don't even know why Netherlands came to my mind
nah it's the fucking windmill
it's the Dutch
that's why okay
yep
that's why when you go to the town of Rotterdam
the little sign is a fucking windmill
yeah I can see where I'm at
Rotterdam
$30,000
$500,000
yay
gonna be the best wedding ever
yay
what song
has the Guinness World Record for the best-selling
single of all time
thriller maybe
a shape of you, Ed Sheeran
maybe that might be that one
b, Despacito, Louis
Fonzi, Daddy Yankee
Christmas, Bing Crosby
D, Hey Jude, The Beatles
I think it might be Despacito
it's got a nice international audience
I think it's one of the first two
I don't think it's The Beatles
no the fucking Beatles because John whatever that other option was
was just not great
yeah there's a lot of Spanish people
and we liked it too here
I'm saying Despacito
I think it's either that or shape of you
but I'm comfortable with Despacito
I don't think shape of you is even that good of a song
it's not but a lot of
fucking middle aged moms loved it
that was the one that
blew fucking Ed Sheeran to the sky
which one is that
like singing
I'm in love with the shape of you
that was like a Magnum
oh my god
I think it's Despacito
I'm in love with you, my body
dude, Mexico City has 20 million people
yeah I'm saying
that was a bop
and it's not just Mexico
it was like we fucking enjoyed it over here too
like Despacito is a bop
yeah Despacito, lock it in
dude that was not the best Ed Sheeran
no I can't believe it
I didn't even know it was good
like bad habits was probably
the best one by him
I'd say
especially when Bring Me to the Horizon did it with him
dude I like the album that the A-Team was on
that whole fucking album
Lego House
I say Despacito
I think we're in agreement
find an answer
I think Hey Jude was at one point
yeah I don't think it would hold up
no, Jude
was it shaping you?
no it was White Christmas
WHAT?
that was the one that I was not thinking
I really did not even consider that
like that's not even the best Christmas song
I thought like I just think Christmas
and you think like seasonal
yeah I don't know
it's a niche
it's gotta be Despacito
I guess he got Mariah Carey and she fucking goes number one on the charts
every year when Christmas comes around
alright take a bite of that ghost pepper
we're gonna go for the million dollar question
I'm not fucking doing that
take a bite
just throw these things out
stop promising
I had that once
I can't hear my left ear because of it
take a fucking bite bro
holy shit
yeah dude hold up
you should be eating those fucking ghost peppers
that's what he said
oh my god
whatever man
I don't fucking care
the worst is gonna happen
let's just not get this one wrong
let's just go out with a bang here
million dollars
his name is Samuel Wilson of Troy New York
yes he is
who worked during the war of 1812 as a what
meat packer
oh shit
oh yeah I mean
I guess living in Vleet you'd fucking know that
meat inspector
meat that out sorry
she weapons mechanic
deposition
meat packer
meat inspector
he jumped on that
he got it bro
damn
give the buck bro
there's another town locally
where it's like you have that one town
that you were talking about
where Uncle Sam is there
Troy yeah Troy
I don't know if you can say
I don't fucking care dude
fucking dox me
Uncle Sam is buried in fucking Troy
don't throw water in Vleet New York come and find me I'll kill you
but there's another town that says home in Yankee Doodle
that's the hose
is that the hose?
the hose is all fucking
the hose burns in the ground so it doesn't matter
the hose has some
stupid patriotic shit there
is it?
I thought like Troy was like the biggest one
alright you guys don't deserve my $20
yeah
I'll fucking rip it out
you fucking just made questions out of it
like shit
bro like
it's trivia bro
yeah trivia but you fucking know
no one else does
why would I know anything about organic bio
fucking chemistry
there's astrophysics
oh no no no
I'm a big Neil the grass Tyson guy
and he likes us
he's an astrophysicist
he's a fucking asshole
he didn't used to be though
he's a real fucking dick
he's just going on every fucking podcast now
and much like me he just interrupts people constantly
right right because he thinks he's smarter than everybody else
yeah
what late night show fucking
host got him
I can't remember who it was
no who's the guy that
Conan? no who's the guy who did
the
American Dream
oh so he's a cold bear
I love that
I think he likes cold bear at an interview with him
and he just fucking called him out bad
really? oh shit
what did he say? like what he had a cold bear for
or like when like modern cold bear
something that like we
the scientist debunked as like a
asteroid or something and we were trying to
his argument was like
how do you know it's not aliens
and he's like because like
just the way it's moving it's only reinforced
by
gravity like the poles from the planets and shit
and then he takes his pen and he's like alright
like I just dropped it
and it got where it went but it was started by
my motion using nothing but gravity
why the fuck can't they do that?
and he like
the guy stays and was like ah
that's a good point maybe they
I can't even remember how he responded to it
but he was like stunned for a second he didn't really know what to say
it's like fuck you dude
you're not as smart as you fucking think you are
like a huge asshole
he tries to also like
make himself sound dumber when he's talking to people
because he thinks that they're
dumber than he is
he's also super
like anti-religious which I don't like
like not like
hey live and let live like he's like actively like
fuck you if you're religious you're stupid
yeah he's also anti-aliens
he's just a fucking
well I'm kinda like that too but
you don't think there's aliens? no like anti-religious
oh
well I think we know
yeah we kind of wrecked Tyler
earlier
we had a disagreement
there's a happy medium
you know it's like if they didn't
if it wasn't a bunch of
pedophiles in the catholic church
you know in the Vatican city
dude Vatican city looks like
fucking evil shit sometimes
dude it does, why is that the looks of evil
dude there's like fucking like snake iconography
and shit like the one fucking
thing is like shaped like a fucking snake head
what the fuck
the main like a place where they do like
like services
man that seems more like a fucking
I think the Vatican
has been was overran
by fucking weirdos
and
look up
a Vatican city snake head
church
look it up
um
do they have catacombs under the Vatican city?
I think so
what the fuck is with catacombs bro
what the fuck is with that dude
that's a lot of dead people
do you know why they did catacombs? why?
they ran out of room in the cemeteries
so they started digging holes
like huge fucking
but why did they have to paint the walls with the bones?
because they just started stacking them
they just made tunnels within the bones but
I watched that movie as above so below
yeah that was creepy
what's that about?
about the catacombs
they would get lost in there
there's like
it's a horror movie
did you ever see the video
in the Paris catacombs where the guy's like
running through the catacombs
and then like he drops his camera
and then he is here like a fucking like creepy ass
like sound chase after him and then like
they never found the guy with the only phone on the camera
what the fuck
that's like a fucking 30 second long video
type in guy
running in Paris catacombs
hey Jamie can you pull that up?
oh my god
dude it's just
fucked up it's fucking weird
it's like you're telling me that you
couldn't find you can't throw them in the
fucking ocean like you got a
no dude they're finding tunnels
it's very bizarre
I think they actually filmed that movie in the catacombs
right? I think so yeah
occasionally also he stops
to photograph roomfuls of bones
which means that it's very very deep inside the catacombs
so basically he's filming what he's seeing
very deep inside the catacombs
other than the point of view shots
or pictures of
human bones
the catacombs for cetsiades
so it is possible with these paintings
that we may be able to be traced
to some extent
is this real? yeah it's real
yeah you can fucking go crazy in there bro
oh my god
he's just completely lost here
this video camera
wow did they ever they never found him
what
and they just found the camera with like
the fucking weird shit at the end like this
weird sound like clonk clonk clonk clonk
clonk shit
what the fuck that's like him getting eaten by
something that's some Blair witch shit
what the fuck yeah man
the catacombs are scary
damn
is there?
where?
in Oakwood
oh yeah we gotta go there
we can't go in there
it's been sealed off for like
fucking 100 years at this point
it's probably just buried
it's like underneath like they buried it
and like
not only did they weld it shut
they buried the fucking door so
like you can't get in there
well when there's a well there's a way
yeah well this might be quite the
undertaking but it is
but it's no pun intended
but yeah
like they fucking
welded it shut and then they buried it because
it has been like 100 years
it's been since the 70s because like three kids
went missing in the catacombs
and they found their bodies in there like
fucking a year later
so they ended up
sealing up the catacombs
damn
dude it's so fucking weird like the morbidity
of death is just like
yeah we were talking about nihilism earlier
yeah these guys are fucking nihilist
well the only thing that
makes me a little
more positive is like
that there's something
not like I'm not talking about like
having or anything like that but
you know
we're part of this eternal oneness
right
and we're really just kind of branches of the same tree
kind of playing hide and seek with itself
and you know
yourselves degrade into the environment
and become other things
and like maybe that's like fucking amazing
this is actually worse
than where we came from
you know and it just keeps happening
that doesn't mean that you have a soul but
maybe it feels like a constant fucking
orgasm to be a fucking ant
like maybe you're like yeah I'm a fucking ant
holy
oh just like 24
fucking seven
yeah
and you're like oh man what from the ant
oh fuck this human is gonna step up
yeah
and then you're a cow
you like reincarnate down
you're like I'll tell you that fucking
orgasm ant
right
24 seven and then it's like
and tell it's just like you're just part of the
environment and you're just part of this like orgasmic
vibration that goes on for
I'm an ant
and then time like changes like for an ant
like a day might be like
10,000 years
so they think they live fucking for a super long time
but
you know eventually
I'd love to get reincarnated as a hot chicks cat
yeah
yeah that's not a bad idea
that's kind of boring though
nah you'd get
pampered and you get
pampered and you get to look at her and be like
but you don't get to do anything
yeah but you still get to look
that's all you get though
but you're a cat you don't
fucking worry about that shit you're just like
I'm gonna just break some shit and
eat like look at this cup over here
that would be fucking he's just like he's like
ah ah ah ah ah
ah
you cats are the best
I love cats
rest in peace Gibi
sorry about that
I mean that fucking cat
this cat
killed a turkey vulture
god damn it
this cat killed a fucking turkey vulture
one time when I was in like fifth grade
my fucking bus driver got really mad at me
because my cat was actively fighting
a fox like three times in size
like at the end of my drive
and I was trying to fucking scare the fox
and the cat away but they just kept going at one another
and I was like my bus driver was like
GET ON THE BUSH! YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE!
I'm like
what do you want me to do?
look at the fuck this cat was a gangster
yeah a fucking cat so like
two years ago when it's 18 years old
oh my god it gets fucking we don't
know what got it but it came inside one day
and my dad's like oh Al you might want to
come over this happened like my dad's fucking
stupid when it comes to cats he didn't even think this was a
problem at first so hey
yeah GB looks like she got like
kind of like really fucked up by
something outside I came over
the cat is missing chunks of its skin
oh my god like and it has two bite marks
they get very clearly got bit in
its midsection I just fucking like
oh my god and it fucking
made it back and had no strength in its back legs
I thought we were bringing it in to get put down
fucking thing gets around a van a biotics
they're like it's probably never gonna grow the hair back
grow all her fucking hair back
it was brand new
like a month later wow what the fuck
and like that's incredible
yeah and I mean she used
her nine lives she got stuck in a crevice for three days
we lived in Clarksville we found the crevice
because she was meowing
this fucking cat used
its nine lives and it's just like
mouth cancer just came out nowhere and just
like fuck so like I'm there
like you can't even be sad when you put the cat down
it's like 20 years man
it's like 20 years and you live through all that shit
like we call the cat that me and my cousin always
joke around we called it the Indian chief
because the past like
handful of years it just kind of goes
and it just went on the back deck
and just stared at the sun
for like hours
specifically the sunset
every night when the sun was setting
it would jump on top of the railing
and perch as the sun would
go down and she'd walk inside
dude they're fucking majestic
dude they're great and you think and I mean
if you believe in the supernatural shit
cats see all that
she had some weird behavior when I was a kid
that fucking cat
sauce of shit
my cat all the time sees stuff in our apartment
dude my cat before
he died he got put down
this motherfucker was like the mobster
of cats this cat murdered
like four different cats
he was like a street cat like through and through
but like when I was younger
he would come home and have like fucking like scratches all over his face and shit
because he was the claw
like before we got him
like he was the clawed
so um
him and my dad
would like play with each other but my dad taught him
to use his teeth because he kept getting fucked up
by the cat's claws
so these fucking other cats that would like
fuck with him and keep scratching him and shit
he just started biting them and he fucking
ripped out one of their throats
and he'd come back in
and just fucking be covered in blood
and he'd come in and he'd like come in
and paw in his mouth from another cat
and just drop it down in the fucking thing
stop dude it was fucking
like it was fucking like I was fucking
nine years old I come down the stairs there's this bloody
this is one of the worst stories
so this fucking
this cat like I come down stairs in the morning
and there's this bloody paw prints
and I'm like what the fuck
and Tigger's just going like this
he's like fucking like licking his fucking arms
I'm like mother fuck you murdered another cat
he's like meh
but the thing was
he killed like I think two cats
and he got really fucked up by a fox though
like he got real fucked up by a fox
like he got
I think one of his eyes
like he got one of his eyes clawed out by a fox
but this cat was a badass mother fucker
but like by the end of his life
he got like arthritis and shit so he just
hang out in the porch
and like all the other cats wouldn't fuck with him when he's an old
like an old man like it was like one of like those guys
that you're like this guy used to fuck
man
yeah he's an OG like he's like those guys that you're just like
yo that guy
was a bad motherfucker in his day
just leave him alone type shit
but like that and then like
eventually he got like his fucking
arthritis he couldn't even fucking move his arm like he's like
he like like fucking like stiffly
like like hobble around so we
we put him down there but that cat was
a badass mother fucker
he was fucking badass
my buddy was
telling me he had to put
his cat on a round of Prednisone
because I forget
Prednisone CT
and he said the cat got super buff
cause it's a steroid
yeah and he said it
it went from like a little meow to a meow
I turned into giga-chat
so there's a ball fast cat walking around
he's like I own this house now
I just thought that was so funny
that's pretty funny
he's just like meow
look at me
I'm a cat meow
Casey did you have a cat?
I have a cat
oh yeah you do have a cat
yeah that cat's fucking schizophrenic or some shit
all cats are schizophrenic
like you didn't
didn't attack you the other day
or a couple months ago
well it like
she jumped off the refrigerator
out of my head
one time
that's about it
so I never had a dog
I had a cat
I had several fish
I had two turtles that I had to give up
and
I've had three hamsters
hamsters
don't live long
have you ever had a hamster milk?
the fuck are you talking about?
it's a mammal
why don't we milk them?
because that's fucked up
you're telling me that you wouldn't try hamster milk?
I would not try hamster milk
I have a hamster
and she's fucking insane
I'm not gonna drink her milk
I've heard pig milk is really good actually
really?
yeah I've heard it's delicious
pig milk is something that I'd be like
they're close enough to like
cows where I'm like
alright I can see it
apparently they get
really fucking paranoid
sketched out when they're lactating
they're like super aggressive too
over the shoulder
so it's really hard to get it
it's a delicacy
you can get your hands on some pig milk
and you gotta make sure that it's a chick
and that's another
cheese
otherwise it's gonna be really salty
I remember when I gave him the right milk
in the last jackass movie
the new one they like
dumped a bunch of pig cum on him
what the fuck?
horse cum
and they put it in his fucking like
moisturizer or whatever he used for his skin
I know I'm talking about when he was doing the interview
they dumped it on him
when they were doing the interview and they dumped on the horse cum
that's just not right
it's not right
yeah
I'd be pretty fucking grossed out
dude I'd be so pissed if you guys dumped
horse cum on me
if you guys fucking dumped horse cum on me
that might be the last time you ever see me
like
I don't know there's a line
there's a line where you don't even try to work things out
that's why I got fear factor cancelled
what horse cum?
I think it was either horse or donkey cum
they were having girls drink it
fucking Joe Rogan
and they were like
even Joe Rogan was like
this is just like too much
and then they finally decided that it was just like
that was too over the top for prime time TV
it's like having girls drink
semen
I feel like you guys know that ahead of time
I don't think that's one of those
learn from your mistake kind of deals
you kind of just got to know that that's not going to go over
you gotta know
hey we can't have people drinking cum on live television
yeah
because kids are like
mommy what are they drinking? cum?
but what is that?
it's like oh god
we gotta have this whole talk
but
yeah that's understandable
yo this guy got fucked up
by a hit by pitch and baseball the other day
he's playing baseball with his face looking like that
he's a savage
oh hell yeah
let me see
like
damn that's a bad motherfucker
yeah that's the place for the red socks
he's already playing
back in the spring training again
wow
damn bro
wow
looks like we're losing steam here
kizzy's falling asleep
yeah a horse cum thing
really shut things down
really derailed everything
wait what?
I was zoned out there for a couple of minutes
what was it about?
we talked about horse cum
man yeah
he said he wanted to drink some
kizzy wanted to drink horse cum
no
we wanted to pour it on alley mack
nah
you know
we've all
we've all jerked off right?
every single one of us right?
never in my life
you think you are to accuse me
I for one
honestly never tasted my own cum
but like
I don't want a cookie
you want an award for that?
I don't even know what it tastes like
I don't say
you've never had an accidental
friendly fire
no I never had friendly fire
never?
I'm not saying I have
I've gotten close to friendly fire
but I can't get a high one
sometimes it makes it a little bit further
up
you're like wow I gotta watch my aim next time
I can't say it's ever been like
a
fucking arc
I don't think I've ever had that happen
I mean I don't want to
I don't believe it
did you ever do that thing like you haven't
done it like three months or whatever
and like no like intercourse or anything
and it just goes
shoots out like a fucking cannon
dude I've had like one that
they go on like a week long vacation with family
and you get back and you're just fucking ready to explode
and it just goes
like it just shoots out like a fucking cannonball
and it goes off
like it's fucking angry
it's like reddit about the drop and shit
like it's like
you jerked off for all of ten seconds to make it happen
it's just like you've done it
Jesus Christ
fucking two pump jumping
in the second bed
dude oh my god
I forgot what comedian
it was but like he was talking about how like
he fucking got home from like a vacation
or something and like he has
and like he just like really wanted to like
fucking like whack it and like he was doing it
and like his dog kept coming in
and like just like going like grabbing his legs
so like he was like he was
jerking off and like he caught
he came as he was
kicking his dog and he's just like
bro I
it was the hardest I ever came in my life he's like
is this how fetishes start
dude I can't
like do anything
with my cats in the room
dude I gotta put them in the separate room
dude I call my cats the anti-masterbation
cats
because like anytime
like I even remotely think about it
they say I lay down on my bed
right I hear
cat comes and lays between my legs
it's like are you fucking kidding me dude
right
it's not trying to jerk off with you right there
like this is not supposed to be for you
this ain't your fucking show
it's your rodeo
well that's where my cat sleeps every night
it's like in between my legs so if I like lay on the bed
at all she thinks it's like time to go
it's like
god damn it
it's like god sending me a sign
it's like no no
I'm pretty sure I told you not to do this
that's fucked dude
fuck
Casey are you okay
oh yeah
that was not convincing
no
are you okay
so you guys
talked about Donald Trump getting arrested
no we didn't actually
we barely touched on it
yeah I mean
you think it's gonna happen you think they're gonna come
I think that Biden's gonna pardon him
I really do
Biden hell no
I don't think Biden knows anything about
what's going on
it'd be super fucking smart for the democrats to pardon him
they'd be like we're not playing
but they won't do that dude
they won't do that it's too
it's too tribal
way too tribal
I'm just saying it would be smart for them to pardon him
I think dude if they arrest him
it would be one of the best things that could happen
for his campaign oh absolutely
it's gonna make him look like Jesus Christ
like he's getting crucified
and he comes back
everyone's gonna be like
why throw a catch to him
he's in deep state
it's the fucking deep state
Joe Exotic
2024 he's still in prison
I think right oh yeah but you can still get
elected I can
I don't think you can get elected as
prisoner sure you can
Joe Exotic
there's no way
no no
I don't believe you for a second
there's no way you can vote for anybody
well I mean you can vote for them
they can't hold office though
they can
they're in prison
no they fucking can
that's why Trump wants to get
elected because he doesn't want to go to prison
I'm serious
Joe Exotic is going to be getting
out of prison in
2043
what
god damn what did he actually
do to go to jail for that murder for hire
oh really yeah I
think that's bullshit I mean I think
he completely mistreated his animals but
he they completely fucking led him into that
oh yeah that was such a trap for him
no it was a it was a sting that's what they do
like what did they do
they just he wanted he wanted
fucking Carol fucking Baskin did
and I don't blame
he just made a bunch of jokes about it
and then they just like got this guy on
like some shit and they're like hey
not like pressure him but like just
consistently offer him the option of
like hey get this killer yeah
and then one day he's like ah like
fuck it whatever why not
but like he had he would never have tried to
find a hitman to make it happen on his
own will right that's like
offered to do it that's like that's a trap
that yeah it was complete entrapment
and then I mean he also his lawyer was
fucking retarded because he didn't have
a lawyer he had Joe Exotic
yeah yeah he was fucking retarded
he tried to represent himself yes he did
did not go well what the fuck
and then uh fucking he also there was
also a ton of shit against him about how
he was fucking killing tigers
and shit that he couldn't
take care of and there was some
good evidence about that but even then
the size of it the murder for hires
would fucking got him back dude did you see
that's crazy did you see that they found
Carol Baskin's husband did they
yeah they did he's alive
no he was in Barbados the whole time
you just want to get away from that bitch
yeah he wanted to get away from the bitch dude he's alive
and like they just found him in a Barbados
no way that's a real thing they found
him oh my god that shit is hilarious
I thought I heard that but it was a
rumor no no they found him
like he's actually like Carol Baskin's
husband's alive
and in the Bahamas
or Barbados he's Costa Rica
yeah Costa Rica yeah they found
him he's back so they thought that she killed
Netflix is gonna make fucking force
so he made up this whole thing that she killed
her husband yeah and he's fucking alive
he's alive yeah he's just like
fuck
I'm out hey all you cool cats and
cats and kittens turns out
my husband isn't dead
maybe she's not that bad
isn't that terrible
yeah but she's still an asshole
everybody fucking hates her she looks just like
Hillary Clinton dude they still got
they got the fucking like alligator deep
in the fucking eyes
like you know that's another thing that I was talking about
so I went to go see
Two Plays over the last week
because my girlfriend wanted me to go see
him so I saw Hamilton which was
hell yeah
it was pretty good
and then I saw Hades Town
or Hades Town which was
alright but there's this motherfucker in
front of me in Hades Town
and this motherfucker
was wearing a fucking
like red dress shirt with like
a vest on and like a black tie
and
he just kept on moving his fucking head
around like this
so every time that like I got
to a position where I could fucking see
he was just going like this
so I had to keep moving my fucking head
and then he turned around
and I go dude what the fuck and he just goes
and he kept moving his fucking
I'm like I'm gonna fucking murder to you
so he's moving his head so you have to move
your head and then the guy behind you has to move his head
so the guy behind me goes
and I go what
I'm fucking I'm trying to fucking
see too this guy's a fucking asshole
he's goes
and I'm gonna
and I turn around and go
I looked at him like that
dude see I I miss
like field trips in school
because we used to go and see like cool shit like that
yeah and like now I just like
can't like up and go to apply
I can't be like hey I'm going to play
like yeah it just wouldn't work
I mean you can
I mean I just
I won't though I guess
I'm not going to
I wouldn't actively go to a play
unless it's allocated for me
I wouldn't actively go to a play unless my girlfriend
like wants to go to one because she's like
she was a theater kid
so she loves like the theater
dude why don't they have a back to the
future play they did
did they yeah they did really
on Broadway I think so yeah oh my god
I would go see that I heard
it sucked I probably
did because they like they probably just
put in all that like opera music
yeah not opera music what is it
it's like that
I don't know that play fucking
style musical yeah but it was
just fucking like the guy in front of me
then he turned around he had the same fucking
eyes as like Hillary Clinton like fucking alligator
eyes that are like we're deep set like in his
fucking head you know you ever look at somebody
and you're like I'm genetically
programmed to fucking hate you
like like I'm genetically
programmed to fight you
like when I looked at this guy
like I was like my brain just like kill
kill kill kill punches
yeah like my brain was just like
beat the fuck out of it like just destroy
this man how often do you
have thoughts like this
it's not actually very like often but
like when you just see like certain people
like really monthly
yearly I say I think you say
I'd say yearly like I find
like one guy that I'm like
like just like just triggers like a fucking
like primal part of my brain it's like just
fight him like this guy needs to be
fucking attacked have you ever acted out violently
against anyone
yes
wow so get this
apparently she just blatantly
lied that he was alive
he's he's dead no he's
just missing
she said that it was like homeland
security and the FBI were in touch with her
and like the local police
department and then like other people within
those two places like no
like we never mind this bitch is a psychopath
yeah dude she definitely killed him
her daughters went on record and said
like no that's just not
true like he is still missing
oh my god
wow I gotta rewatch that
tiger king the tiger dude
the whole method like turning dudes out
for her oh yeah
that's just hilarious the one part where the guy
fucking kills himself by accident
that was one of the
he's not loaded boom
and you just see the dude who's been like the nerdy
little fucking like behind the ckb
guy he's just like
oh yeah he's like
fucking bully then the part where the one fucking
worker gets our armed
yeah it's so dramatic
put the EMS leather jacket on
fucking straight
we need an helicopter over here
dude jokes on
I go to the gift shop he's like
alright we had an incident
we will refund your tickets
the
the park is closed until
further notice somebody's got
their fucking arm torn
off
you know he wasn't anti he was yeah
yeah he was also a sheriff
I don't know if he was a sheriff he was
I looked into it like he was a deputy
he wasn't like a sheriff sheriff but he was a
deputy he was a deputy
he was a fuck but then they
but then when he was a sheriff deputy
they found out that he was gay
and they fucking ousted him out like out of
the fucking department because back then I was like
not like a thing that you could do
that's fucking crazy what year
I think that was like 70s
like early 70s
dude I
I'll tell you a story
I have my neighbor
grown up as a state trooper
I think I've told stories about this guy
yeah this fucking guy yeah he was just off his fucking rocker
oh yeah
this guy was nuts like
first he worked in the jail
the local jail
and
people used to come up to the judge
grown men like crying
and the judge
is like why are you crying
and the guy would
point to his neck like he got choked
and then point to his nuts
and make like a kneeing motion
and they're like oh yeah that's
insert this cop's name
did that yeah yeah
and this guy who worked at the jail told me these stories
he used to grab
inmates by their shackles
like on their feet
and pull them up as hard as he could
and so they hit their face on the railing
in the elevator
so they're like oh yeah
that's him
we know who did that
he just had an M.O. like this dude
he used to handcuff people to the garbrail and piss on them
he became a state trooper
what a fucking psycho
so like you get one of two responses
when you mention this guy's name
you either get oh my god that fucking guy
he's hilarious
from cops or you get
don't even mention that guy's name
he's sick in the head
and I don't want to talk about him
yeah my family members have gotten that response
I got a response from a cop that said
um
because you know back when I was younger
I used to like name drop
cause he's just stupid
but I said his name to one cop
and the cop is like
I know him and I wouldn't tell anybody that you know him
so anyway
he pulled my buddy over
and he said
is this guy still a trooper?
no he's retired
so uh
I was gonna say that shit don't fly anymore
he pulled my buddy over
and he
looks in the back of his jeep and he's like
oh yeah you play the drums huh
he's like
yeah I'm just getting back from band practice
he's like you know I was in a band once
but uh they kicked me out
for being a gay nazi
anyway
have a nice night
so anyway
wait those things are not
able to be together
that's not how that works
so anyway I'm working at Home Depot
at Torah adult
and uh there's
there's this other uh
a trooper that I knew
he had been over to my house with this guy
right because he was my neighbor and they were just like
hanging out and talking to my brother in the driveway about cars and shit
and so this
this one state trooper
had a really hot car
I was just gay nazi
so fucking weird
this one state trooper had this really fast
hot car was a transam
and it was
I'm not gonna say what it is because if anybody listens to this
they might be able to pinpoint which cop it was
but anyway this trooper
was gay and I didn't know
right so
he came into I was working at
wait so this is the dude who pulled your buddy over
no no no
that's the psychopath
his friend who had this hot car
um who was like in our driveway
they were all talking
he came into Home Depot while I was working there
I worked in the Torah rental department
and
I told him a story about
Tim and I'm like that guy is nuts isn't he
and I'm like pulled my friend over
and he said I got kicked out of my
band because I'm like gay nazi
and he was with this other guy
this other shorter guy
right much shorter than him
who I didn't like put
two and two together at the time
but I later found out
that trooper is gay
and this guy
his partner right who I found out
was this fucking boyfriend
was looking at me gave me the filthiest fucking look
right
and I found out later that oh he's fucking gay
and I'm talking about gay nazis
I was wondering why that joke
didn't go over
I was just like you guys don't think that's funny
and I just get that this like
he was like this
pouting at me with the arms crossed
but um
that's fucking funny
dude I'm just telling you what he said
I'm trying to think of what other like
fucked up stories
this guy was just like a serial
like a serial cheater
we're just like serial cheat on his
on his mouse
he was not a good person
he was terrible
he's the worst kind of person
he seems like a funny guy
he seems like a terrible person
yeah he used to tell my brother stories
he's like ah yeah so I was banging the flight pig nurse
it was this fat flight nurse
and he was just a cheat on his wife with her
he used to bang strippers
roadside
this is why
I'm the fucking
clock probably on overtime getting bonuses
to bang strippers
roadside
it's like god man
what happens if another fucking car
just rolls up on you and they're like
I'm gonna call my stupid
supervisor
buddy what are you doing
he kind of did the thing where like it made him look like he pulled
pulled them over
how's you talking to him
body cams
changed the game up dude
now you gotta be an honest cop
and even honest cops get fucked now
it's a tough time
it's an argument for another day
we've done enough to cancel ourselves
you used to be able to bang strippers
on the butt and the side of the road dude
this sucks
can you fucking piss on the people like kuff
god damn it
damn it's a fucking bull back at cheese
Joe exotic is a fucking
god damn man
he's a piece of work ain't he
I didn't see the second edition of tiger king
I saw like the first one
I didn't see the second one
I heard tiger king 2 wasn't as good because Joe exotic wasn't
fucking in it
that's what made tiger king 1 fucking entertaining
was his fucking bat shit
insane things that he did
you know
I gotta get back to work
yeah we're probably gonna get back
this should probably be the stopping point
I'm glad you made it
you fucking added in some of the best shit at the end there
fucking
that was fucking awesome
thanks for listening to the little podcast
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be kind to each others
and yourself
say goodbye alley buck
bye
I got this
extended episode
where the fuck did the skier vins come from
where the fuck did stonehenge come from
you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
oh they're killing
they're killing all the already born babies
and selling them to the chinese
alien beings exist
somewhere in china
in some days
there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall
oh my god
I thought they were talking
super soldiers
then they are extraterrestrials
they are aliens
I do not see any good parents
I need to get out of here
fuck
fucking real they're gonna sink money into that because they know that if you
put that motherfucker in a cage they're gonna be able to do that thing fucking real.
You can cut it open you're gonna see blood guts no circuitry but let me tell
you their technology it's out of the solution by the way.
Which by the way big brother is the overlord.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying it's fucking real.
Okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked in the fucking Nazis during the whole he says that he was
doing it just to survive but he's fucking love he was having a great fucking time.
George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking real he's the actual fucking ringer for all this shit.
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.
No Donald Trump the fucking word first about them.
Fuck Trump right?
Fuck Trump.
He's not the actual fucking ringer it's George Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there everybody.
He's trying the actual real government which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis are
actually the ones that are fucking the whole of us.
The real politicians are paid off by the fucking bill Gates.
The pain fucking war.