1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,080 For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't. 2 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,120 How do you know? 3 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:15,840 Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? 4 00:00:15,840 --> 00:00:18,440 You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? 5 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:19,440 Fuck no. 6 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:25,240 No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. 7 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:26,240 Yes, we are. 8 00:00:26,240 --> 00:00:30,680 There's people out there with some really dumb fucks. 9 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:31,680 Extended episodes. 10 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:34,680 Where the fuck did the skirmish come from? 11 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,680 Where the fucking stonehenge come from? 12 00:00:36,680 --> 00:00:39,680 You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? 13 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:44,120 They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese. 14 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,120 The aliens exist as we know. 15 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:49,840 Somewhere in China, alright, in some bays. 16 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:50,840 What the fuck? 17 00:00:50,840 --> 00:00:53,840 There are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall. 18 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:56,920 Yeah, I'm talking to a sarcomen. 19 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:58,320 They have the red and the super soldiers. 20 00:00:58,320 --> 00:00:59,320 Then they are extraterrestrials. 21 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:00,320 They are aliens. 22 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,320 I don't know. 23 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,320 I don't know. 24 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:03,320 I don't know. 25 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,320 I don't know. 26 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:05,320 I don't know. 27 00:01:05,320 --> 00:01:06,320 I don't know. 28 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,320 I don't know. 29 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:08,320 I don't know. 30 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:09,320 You're a fucking guy who sits here on a goddamn podcast. 31 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:10,320 It doesn't do shit. 32 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:11,320 We gotta go to the fucking moon. 33 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:34,320 See the lights on the ceiling. 34 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:54,320 Welcome back to the podcast episode 22. 35 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:55,320 22. 36 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,320 22. 37 00:01:56,320 --> 00:02:00,040 Yeah, I'm getting saved here with Tyler. 38 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,560 How do you get special returning guest Jason? 39 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,560 I love it. 40 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:09,160 Dan should be coming a little bit later. 41 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:13,200 And Ally Mack is a fucking asshole. 42 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:16,880 I think he was. 43 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:17,880 Yeah. 44 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:21,240 No, but the one before that. 45 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:26,800 Yeah, and you gotta like, you gotta just like talking to the microphone. 46 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,800 Yeah. 47 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:36,880 What's been going on so Ukraine's been fucking firing hypersonic missiles into Ukraine. 48 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:37,880 Russia has. 49 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:38,880 Russia. 50 00:02:38,880 --> 00:02:41,720 You Russia has been firing missiles into Ukraine. 51 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:45,680 Grades that are nearly impossible to stop. 52 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:46,680 Nearly impossible. 53 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:47,680 Yeah, that's the point. 54 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:48,680 Right. 55 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,880 That's kind of the point of warfare is trying to kill people. 56 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,880 Right. 57 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:52,880 Stop a rocket. 58 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:53,880 I guess. 59 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:54,880 How do you and stop? 60 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:55,880 How do you stop? 61 00:02:55,880 --> 00:03:00,080 How do you stop a missile with an immovable object? 62 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:05,520 What happens if it's unstoppable missile? 63 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,200 It's a immovable country. 64 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:12,480 They're nearly impossible to stop. 65 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:19,040 So what you're saying is they have nukes that are impossible to stop now, but I thought 66 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,760 I thought all nukes are impossible to stop for a month. 67 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:23,760 Nukes. 68 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:24,760 You think that could happen? 69 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:26,800 We were talking about that the last time, but. 70 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:30,320 People just keep scaring you with it. 71 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:33,120 They're like, oh, you could, you know, you could die. 72 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,400 You know, yeah. 73 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,680 But I was actually thinking more about it. 74 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:41,840 Like everybody's like, we're gonna go war with China and we're gonna do all that shit, 75 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:42,840 blah, blah, blah. 76 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:47,840 But the only thing that's keeping China afloat currently is our money going into their country 77 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:51,400 by the shit that they build, like all that made in China shit. 78 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,840 Like everything like everything's made in China. 79 00:03:53,840 --> 00:04:00,080 So basically it would be mutually not beneficial to attack each other between us and China. 80 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:04,320 Like it would be, it wouldn't make sense because China would actually. 81 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,360 It's all talk, bro. 82 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:09,320 Well, America's buying power is way down. 83 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:11,680 It's still the best of the entire planet, which is saying something. 84 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,800 Oh yeah, that could change very quickly. 85 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,800 It's all talk. 86 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:16,800 No game. 87 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:17,800 All talk. 88 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:18,800 Empty store shelves. 89 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,800 What about the no toilet paper, man? 90 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:20,800 Shit happens. 91 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,800 I don't get my toilet papers. 92 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,800 I don't get why toilet papers like. 93 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:25,440 I don't get my toilet paper then, but then who knows? 94 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:28,200 Maybe it'll be all the meat, you know, no more eggs at all. 95 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,520 No, dude, you gotta go to the farmers market. 96 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,400 That's what I've been telling these guys because you go to the supermarket, you're gonna be 97 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:35,560 paying like $30 for a dozen eggs. 98 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,320 You go to the farmers market, it's four bucks. 99 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:38,840 Yeah, it's four bucks now. 100 00:04:38,840 --> 00:04:42,280 But then if there's none of those factory eggs, everybody's gonna be trying to buy those 101 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,280 eggs. 102 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:45,680 Nobody knows to go to the fucking farmers market. 103 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,840 When you're not getting any eggs, the word will be out. 104 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:48,840 That's all I'm saying. 105 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,640 People find a way to get their eggs. 106 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:53,200 We gotta get those fucking eggs. 107 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:56,560 You want me to fucking open it? 108 00:04:56,560 --> 00:05:01,000 So let's talk about nuclear fallout. 109 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:04,560 So if you woke up tomorrow, I know there's a bomb shelter. 110 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,080 I know a couple of them actually. 111 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,080 Yeah, you guys probably know. 112 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:10,400 You had a bomb shelter and you were surrounding nuclear fallout. 113 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:13,520 You're the last person left in the city. 114 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:14,520 What would you do? 115 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:15,520 Just just uninterrupted. 116 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:23,760 Jerk off just just uninterrupted joke off. 117 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:27,520 Yeah, I mean, I'd find a nice bit. 118 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:28,520 Chill out. 119 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:29,520 Chill out. 120 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:30,520 Yeah. 121 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:36,080 I mean, do or like the internet is the internet still up or is that going to I think they'll 122 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:38,120 be gone because everything is destroyed. 123 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,920 Who's gonna run the internet? 124 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:42,560 You know, like you know, that Will Smith movie. 125 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:43,560 I am legend. 126 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:44,560 Yeah. 127 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:50,040 I think I'm bringing like a board game down there and play against imaginary friends. 128 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:55,960 You would go immediately insane. 129 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:56,960 You can't do that. 130 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,680 I told you the rules last time. 131 00:05:58,680 --> 00:05:59,680 Okay. 132 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:00,800 I told you the fucking rules. 133 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,840 You can't be doing that. 134 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,840 Oh, geez. 135 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:09,800 I'll kill that guy. 136 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:19,640 So Donald Trump is being prosecuted by New York grand jury being prosecuted for. 137 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,000 And even Tucker Carlson. 138 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,440 I saw it doesn't back him anymore. 139 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:25,800 What over what? 140 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,520 What do you ever do? 141 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:33,280 So this week, Tucker Carlson said like Donald Trump, you know, he's a fucking asshole. 142 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,280 Let's move on. 143 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:39,000 Support the next generation generation of Republicans. 144 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:44,120 You know, he's like Trump is like, what do you think of a DeSantis? 145 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:48,600 Trump is like a DeSantis is bought, you know, he's controllable. 146 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,320 Trump isn't Trump's a wild card. 147 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:53,720 Trump is a wild card, but he might be a wild card. 148 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:58,960 I mean, we're so I voted for Trump the first time, like the first exact like the first 149 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:03,600 election and I voted for him the second time just because I don't like Joe Biden and I 150 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,600 don't like Hillary. 151 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:06,600 Right. 152 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,600 I'm retarded. 153 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,600 Oh, like Joe Biden. 154 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:20,480 He got six new conflicts and you should put your Trump 2020 flag in my basement. 155 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:21,480 2024. 156 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,280 I've been red. 157 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,480 I was red pill too far at one point. 158 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,480 That's when your black. 159 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,600 The red has gone too far. 160 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:35,960 Yeah, like it's a red pill that progressively gets darker. 161 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:42,840 So he's been invited by the Manhattan district attorney to appear next week for a grand jury 162 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:49,160 and vase investigating his business affairs and offer those mandatory understate law. 163 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:54,520 Well, it's that invited so you don't need to go brainwashed to be a liberal still. 164 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:55,520 That's exactly true. 165 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:57,440 I'm a podcast right now. 166 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,880 Tell me how you can still believe in somebody like Joe Biden. 167 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,560 Yeah, how do you do that? 168 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:02,560 The country's a joke. 169 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:06,280 The Mala Harris is a joke and there's just like, I don't know, Trump. 170 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:10,960 Yeah, you can hate him if you got that brainwashed to hate somebody because Trump was doing a 171 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:11,960 good job. 172 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:13,320 Trump was doing a good job. 173 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,960 He got us out of wars. 174 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,240 Yes. 175 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,320 He made more things. 176 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:20,040 He had more manufacturing in America. 177 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:23,120 I hope Trump gets sued as much as Alex Jones did. 178 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,120 Oil. 179 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,360 Dude, did you know that the country's about to take off? 180 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:31,680 Did you know the highest concentration of oil on the planet in Alaska? 181 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:34,240 Yeah, they say we have the biggest oil. 182 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,480 But they can't mine it though. 183 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:38,800 They can't mine it because BP oil. 184 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,200 Those motherfuckers made Earth Day. 185 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,200 Yeah. 186 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:43,800 No, that's that's a true thing. 187 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:44,800 Look it up. 188 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:47,960 The the the biggest oil tycoons were the ones that made Earth Day. 189 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,880 Oh, yeah, I believe it. 190 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:50,880 Yeah, everything. 191 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:52,960 It's a fucking sign up. 192 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,600 Tucker Carlson has a private contempt for for Trump quote. 193 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:57,600 I hate him passionately. 194 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:02,440 What is that from? 195 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,440 It's a news article. 196 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:04,440 What news station? 197 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:08,440 I don't believe the New York Times. 198 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:14,000 Well, obviously the New York Times aren't valid source, right? 199 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Because it's not. 200 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,000 It's not. 201 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:19,280 The New York Times is bought and paid for by the liberals. 202 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:23,640 Bro, all news is bought and paid for by a political party. 203 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:27,760 Yes, no, a political, freaking dogma. 204 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:29,480 These people are religious. 205 00:09:29,480 --> 00:09:30,880 You know who isn't? 206 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:31,880 Alex Jones. 207 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:32,880 Yeah. 208 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:33,880 What was that? 209 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,720 Oh, the latest thing with his cat. 210 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:36,720 Yeah, dude. 211 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:37,720 That was dude. 212 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:39,760 They try to I forgot that we didn't talk about that. 213 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:40,760 Yeah. 214 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:41,760 On the podcast, I'm happy. 215 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:42,760 They want to take my cat. 216 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:46,160 I was like, oh my God, the government, the government was trying to take Alex Jones's 217 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,160 cat. 218 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:49,840 They were literally trying to take his fucking cat. 219 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:50,840 Hold it. 220 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:51,840 Yeah. 221 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:52,840 He's just like, they're trying to take my cat. 222 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:57,080 They made $2,000 for it, you know, but like an asset like that. 223 00:09:57,080 --> 00:10:02,800 At that point, like if you're trying to steal somebody's cat from them, are you really the 224 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:03,800 good guys anymore? 225 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:07,400 Like, how do you like say that you're the good guys? 226 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,840 Alex Jones is not a bad guy. 227 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:11,840 I hate. 228 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,240 He said I'm Trump. 229 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,600 I hate him passionately. 230 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,600 I blew it. 231 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,600 I blew it up. 232 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,600 I'll put him in frustration. 233 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:21,760 Do you like do you watch Tucker Carlson? 234 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:26,520 I watched him a few times like he's a fucking like that's how I used to be. 235 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:28,160 I used to watch Tucker Carlson. 236 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:29,160 A lot. 237 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:31,280 When he got that the 8 p.m. flop. 238 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:35,040 Yeah, I was like, oh, thank God, he's so exciting. 239 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:40,120 But I like gut field a lot better because it's more like it's more like, you know, 240 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:45,920 jovial instead of being this like, so I was on the playground today and girls have cooties. 241 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:46,920 That's. 242 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:55,280 Did I tell you about cooties, you know, the playground thing where girls, they can't 243 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,480 touch the guys because they have cooties. 244 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:03,640 I'm like all white, old white people watch Fox News. 245 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,280 Are you calling us old and white? 246 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:07,360 Yeah, why you watch Fox News? 247 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:08,360 Yeah, watch Fox News. 248 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:09,360 Of course you do. 249 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:14,120 That's how you get your politically biased news information. 250 00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:18,000 No, no, no, no, no, I watch Fox News and I watch Alex Jones. 251 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,800 Fox is a very liberal network. 252 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:24,280 Don't you like to get like some some like perspective on the other side? 253 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:28,200 I have to watch fucking CNN because my fucking brother loves watching CNN. 254 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:29,880 Why is with why? 255 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:30,880 My brother's 15. 256 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,560 Oh, fuck, bro. 257 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,040 And he loves watching CNN. 258 00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,360 So I get both sides and CNN lies. 259 00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:40,360 Yeah, you know, lies. 260 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,480 Every fucking news source lies, bro. 261 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,240 It's the fucking 20s. 262 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,160 I just like 20 20s. 263 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:47,160 So who do you guys listen to? 264 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,040 Because I like like independent YouTubers. 265 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,840 So do I cast. 266 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:55,560 I listen to fucking Alexander Jones. 267 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:59,240 Alexander my independent news source. 268 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:06,240 Alex, please, Alex, if you're listening to this, please come on the podcast. 269 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:10,000 I contact us at what's the email for the pot for the podcast. 270 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,560 I'll podcast 73 at gmail.com. 271 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:16,080 Yeah, Alex, email us. 272 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,880 We'll we'll get it set up. 273 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,920 We can come down to Texas. 274 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,160 You can come here either way. 275 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,160 Hang out. 276 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,160 Yeah. 277 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:29,000 There was a shooting in a church in Germany. 278 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,520 God, David, that's my home country. 279 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:32,520 Really? 280 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,840 Now who did it, though? 281 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,240 It's almost like church is kind of in sight violence. 282 00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:39,240 Refugees. 283 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,240 Shut the fuck up. 284 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,240 Refugee. 285 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,760 That's always a shooting in a church. 286 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:44,760 What? 287 00:12:44,760 --> 00:12:45,760 Is it a refugee? 288 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,760 Probably. 289 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:47,760 Oh, a refugee. 290 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:50,240 I'm guessing debate is like. 291 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,600 I was a Jehovah's Witness meeting hall. 292 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,080 Okay, then whatever. 293 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:55,080 It's fine. 294 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:59,440 It was an internal thing. 295 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:04,160 Yeah, a gunman is believed to be dead. 296 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,600 Well, you know, nobody got any blood transfusions. 297 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,600 Yeah. 298 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:12,360 Dude, Jehovah's Witnesses are fucking weird, man. 299 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:15,440 They are the only ones that have ever come to my house and tried to like, you know. 300 00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:19,280 No, because do you actually know why they have to do it's real fucked up, actually, 301 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:24,160 because in order to convert to Jehovah's Witnesses or whatever the whatever the church 302 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:28,000 of Latter-day Saints, whatever the fuck they call it. 303 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,960 I had a guy that kept on coming to my house constantly because I would have arguments 304 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,880 on my porch about religion with him. 305 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:34,880 That's cool. 306 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,880 And just the guy that would come and you would just chat with him. 307 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:42,320 Yeah, but like me and him would argue back and forth on why I think Catholicism is much 308 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:45,880 better and why he thinks that being a Jehovah's Witness works. 309 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:54,840 But they in order to become a full Jehovah's Witness and you have to actually go on like 310 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,040 your like, I forget what they call it. 311 00:13:57,040 --> 00:14:01,720 It's not like a pilgrimage, but like it's a mission trip, I think or missionary work. 312 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:02,720 It's like a couple years. 313 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:03,720 Yeah. 314 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:04,720 But you have to do that. 315 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:06,440 But also you don't just have to do that. 316 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,240 You have to convert three people. 317 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:13,000 Like you actually have to get three people to like convert to Jehovah's Witness. 318 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:14,800 Or you can never have a family. 319 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:15,800 No. 320 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,800 Or you can't water the earth alone. 321 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,800 Yeah. 322 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:19,800 Try to convert three people. 323 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:24,440 And if you don't convert three people, you can't be in their church. 324 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,320 Like you have four years to convert three people. 325 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,240 Why don't they just say they did? 326 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,240 Wow. 327 00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:32,040 No, because you have to like get like you have to sign like the paperwork for those 328 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,840 people to do that. 329 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:38,360 So basically their whole thing is that if you get one person to join the church, you 330 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:40,040 get four people. 331 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,560 That's how they do that. 332 00:14:41,560 --> 00:14:43,840 And that's why I do so much mission work and shit. 333 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:44,840 We're Catholics. 334 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:45,840 Crazy. 335 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:46,840 We're Catholics. 336 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,920 They're just like, yeah, you're fucking Catholic. 337 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,240 You're born Catholic. 338 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:57,000 I mean, but they we also have converts and it's always weird because I've been in church 339 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:02,320 a few times when they had somebody get baptized, like a grown man get baptized. 340 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,880 And like I'm sitting there fucking strange. 341 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,440 Like they have to like they have to wear like all the old man. 342 00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:13,400 Like they have to wear like they wear like a white gown. 343 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:19,840 And they have like the baptismal font and they stand in it and they have to lay down 344 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:24,120 in the in the waters and then they get they get picked up and then like everybody like 345 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:27,680 claps for them for becoming part of our church. 346 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:33,400 And it's weird because as a if you're born into Catholicism and you're baptized when 347 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:39,880 you're a kid, you do like all this shit that like it takes to become like a full Catholic 348 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,760 over like 15 years. 349 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,400 But these guys do it in like three. 350 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,400 So these guys are like hardcore about that. 351 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:50,720 Like if you convert to Catholicism as an adult, you have to be like willing to like put in 352 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:55,080 the hours like put in the work. 353 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:59,760 And they because for me, I was baptized when I was born. 354 00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,680 I got my first communion when I was eight. 355 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:10,520 I had my first reconciliation when I was eight and I got confirmed when I was 16 years old. 356 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:13,520 But for them did it all right along the plan, right? 357 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,400 Yeah, like I did it like all posts. 358 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:16,400 Yeah. 359 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,880 And so I am a full part of the Catholic Church. 360 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:25,720 I have like paperwork and shit that says like I am a full like full like a member of the 361 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,560 church and do something for you. 362 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:39,120 I mean, I technically I technically have two middle names now, not legally, but I I'm 363 00:16:39,120 --> 00:16:44,120 actually thinking about my right here just went dead, I think. 364 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,120 Oh, shit. 365 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,120 Did it? 366 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:47,680 No, it's good. 367 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:55,760 But my but I when you get when you get confirmed when you're 16 years old, you get confirmed, 368 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:59,840 which is basically you saying that yeah, I want to be a Catholic. 369 00:16:59,840 --> 00:17:06,400 I accept like the tenements of Catholicism and it's basically baptism is like you don't 370 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,960 get to choose like when you're a kid, like your parents like baptize you, then your first 371 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:16,640 communion and reconciliation is like you still don't get to choose. 372 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,080 But like when you're 18, you just say fuck it. 373 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,080 Never going to church again. 374 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,280 I mean, you can do that. 375 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:26,720 But for people who actually want to stay in the faith when you get when you get confirmed, 376 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:31,040 that's basically you saying like it's literally a confirmation of your faith. 377 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:37,200 Like I had to do Sunday school for a year and a half to get confirmed. 378 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:40,160 And I was in Sunday school. 379 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:44,800 I could teach Sunday school now because I'm an active member of the church and I forgot 380 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:47,880 today on Tyler Schizophrenic Sunday school. 381 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:53,240 We should have a schizophrenic Bible reviews. 382 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:54,760 I mean, I could read like that. 383 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,560 I'll be like a bunch of like tordup stuffed animals. 384 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,280 So you got this guy fucking know all right. 385 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:06,840 He's gonna take fucking two of every animal. 386 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:14,720 But I got confirmed and so the thing is if you get confirmed and you go away from the 387 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:17,440 faith and you come back, you don't have to get reconfirmed. 388 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,760 It's just being considered a lapsed Catholic. 389 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:25,440 But if you but you have to like kind of like repent for it and like, you know, go to church 390 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:28,720 like confess like all that shit. 391 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:29,720 Yeah. 392 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,080 Let's hear this confession. 393 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,600 But I had to the worst confession you ever had. 394 00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:38,760 I had a couple of confessions that I had to go to that were not fun. 395 00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:40,880 You sat in on confessions. 396 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,400 No, I confess myself. 397 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,840 Oh, Jesus Christ. 398 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,840 No, I go to confession. 399 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:51,160 If you like, probably at least I try to go like once a month. 400 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:53,880 But you you have that many sins. 401 00:18:53,880 --> 00:19:00,480 No, because that the thing with Catholicism is that you can like every day, every day 402 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:05,520 you sin every single day like you're you sin like that's just something that humans do 403 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,840 and I sin by being alive. 404 00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:08,840 Yes. 405 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:09,840 Oh, shit. 406 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,840 You've done everything. 407 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:14,720 Like I can tell you three sins that I saw you commit today. 408 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:22,800 But like reconciliation isn't about being forgiven by God because you're already forgiven 409 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,800 by God. 410 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:28,160 Reconciliation is about forgiving yourself. 411 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:33,520 It's more about like putting your putting your own faults out there and making them real 412 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:38,720 by telling people by telling a priest that and like the penance that you're given isn't 413 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:42,480 penance from God, it's penance for yourself. 414 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:48,640 So it's like you think about that revival they had like in Kentucky or Tennessee or something. 415 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:52,880 I didn't read about that college where they were some guys stood up and then he was going 416 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:58,840 on about confessing all the sins to everybody there and then it was going on for 100 days 417 00:19:58,840 --> 00:20:01,840 or so for a few months. 418 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:02,840 Yeah. 419 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:06,520 And then people are just like getting to get like it just kept growing or yeah, because 420 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:08,200 I don't really understand it. 421 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:12,720 I'm fasting for Lent currently. 422 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,400 I cut out like most junk food and shit. 423 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,400 Yeah. 424 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,920 Soda, mac and cheese, like fast food, all that shit. 425 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:26,480 Like I cut all that shit out and I try to eat like less than 2,000 calories a day for 426 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:30,280 like full on fasting. 427 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:36,360 But on Sunday, Sunday's a rest day so I can eat stuff and actually enjoy what I'm eating 428 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:37,360 and shit. 429 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,360 Oh, you're probably gorge. 430 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:43,520 Oh, dude, I fucking I go ham on Sundays. 431 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:46,520 But Fridays during Lent. 432 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,080 You know, you said you lost some weight. 433 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,360 Yeah, I lost 10 pounds in two weeks. 434 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:51,360 So that's crazy. 435 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,360 That's a lot. 436 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:53,360 I'm sharing it. 437 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:56,040 Yeah, but let's give all of them a shot. 438 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:58,720 What's that fucking church music? 439 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:03,520 No, dude, I'll fucking send in the group chat some real good church music, my guy. 440 00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:04,520 That's fucking. 441 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:08,960 That's that's Baptist music. 442 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:09,960 I'm a Catholic. 443 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:14,320 Oh, we've already do some Gregorian. 444 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,320 One second. 445 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,840 I'll send in the Gregorian. 446 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:27,880 The story about that was and the seven dwarfs. 447 00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:33,920 Do you think that being a being a Christian makes you a better person? 448 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:40,680 No, I think being a Christian or a Catholic for me is basically saying that I know I'm 449 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,920 a bad person and I'm accepting the fact that I'm a bad person. 450 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:49,840 Look, dude, go play the thing that I just sent you. 451 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:50,840 It's it's fucking solid. 452 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,520 Do you think that being a Christian makes you better than everyone else? 453 00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:59,520 No, I I know that I am not better than anybody else. 454 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,960 It gives me. 455 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,160 Those guys get into it. 456 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,160 I have more peace. 457 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,160 Yeah. 458 00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:13,320 This is Catholic shit. 459 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:18,600 Tell us a quick schizophrenic Bible review about Noah. 460 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,080 I don't like that's Jewish. 461 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,520 Like we're we're past that. 462 00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:26,640 No, no one would be screwed today if you had to repeat everything. 463 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:37,880 I see I'll do I'll do a shit. 464 00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:41,200 This one's got a dick, too. 465 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,920 They both got dicks. 466 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,440 I'll read a I'll read it an excerpt. 467 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:49,520 Why does this have like a meme guy on it? 468 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:52,880 It's a fucking it's a Chad Catholic meme, bro. 469 00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:53,880 You don't know. 470 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,880 I don't understand, right? 471 00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:59,600 Chad, Chad, Chad Catholics, bro. 472 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:00,600 That's who you are, Tyler. 473 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,960 Chad, I am a Chad Catholic. 474 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:10,440 Did you know that that you know, he's not Chad. 475 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,560 Yeah, well, I'm a Chad atheist. 476 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,560 Yeah. 477 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,600 Like, bro, why don't you fucking commit to atheism, bro? 478 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,000 Yeah, I'm a I'm a Chad. 479 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,000 What's the? 480 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:49,480 I'm like, oh, I'm a 481 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:57,400 So in the end of days, there they showed, I think it was Paul Peter Simon. 482 00:23:57,400 --> 00:24:00,480 Oh, John. 483 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:06,480 So basically, he had a an angel come down and show him the end of days. 484 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:14,360 And in the end of days, it starts off with a breaking of the seven seals of the apocalypse. 485 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:19,840 And Casey is fucking eating this shit up right now, like it is stupid face. 486 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,840 And no, I like it. 487 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:25,960 It sounds like it sounds like we're in the ring or something. 488 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:30,960 And when the breaking of the seven does right and the seventh seal when that gets broken, 489 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:36,880 hell, hell, seven seals of hell. 490 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:43,240 But then after the seventh seal is broken, then the four horsemen of the apocalypse come. 491 00:24:43,240 --> 00:24:47,280 Conquest is the first one after the seals broken. 492 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:50,320 So I think it's more of a. 493 00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:56,800 I think it's more metaphorical because the first horsemen is conquest, which is war. 494 00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:00,320 The second one is famine. 495 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:05,120 So the second one is after the war, there's not going to be food. 496 00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:08,040 It's just going to be barren lands throughout it. 497 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:13,200 The third one is pestilence disease coming from people not being able to eat and be 498 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:16,280 in the filth of war and conflict. 499 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,840 We have all this today. 500 00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:19,880 And the fourth horseman is death. 501 00:25:19,880 --> 00:25:24,880 The fourth horse, the fourth horseman comes through and he reaps the souls of everybody 502 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:26,400 left. 503 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:30,000 But before that happens, there's a seven year war between heaven and hell. 504 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:34,800 When Jesus comes down and fights the Satan's demons from hell. 505 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:42,080 And if you are a good Christian believer, you will get raptured before the war. 506 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:48,960 But if you're not, you're going to be stuck here in hell for seven years. 507 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:53,600 Here on earth, stuck here on earth during the war between heaven and hell. 508 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:54,600 Oh, I go. 509 00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:55,600 I want to see that. 510 00:25:55,600 --> 00:26:00,600 I'll be like nearly nearly headless neck of the battle Hogwarts. 511 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,600 Yo, this is fucking awesome. 512 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,600 I can't die. 513 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,600 I can get fucking petrified, I guess. 514 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:13,640 So he does this like so there's a war between heaven and hell and the servants of Satan 515 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:20,480 have the letter, the numbers of six, six, six on their forehead and on their wrists. 516 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:26,320 And you cannot trade unless you have the mark of the beast, which is real scary because 517 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,400 think about the places where they're thinking about putting the microchips in you so you 518 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:37,440 can like trade with people and like use it as a debit card right here and right here. 519 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:43,000 And that's where the mark of the beast is supposed to be, which is kind of kind of creepy when 520 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,000 you think about it. 521 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,400 Look at that fucking Super Bowl halftime show. 522 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,920 Yo, yo, that was fucking creepy. 523 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:48,920 Did you see that shit? 524 00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,920 I was on my Satan on everything. 525 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:51,920 No, it's creepy. 526 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:53,920 I'm with no I don't like Satan imagery. 527 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:55,920 It just gets my mind paranoid. 528 00:26:55,920 --> 00:27:01,800 Yo, do you see a fucking little nos X like doing like fucking legit like Satan shit? 529 00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,800 I heard you. 530 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,800 You said that. 531 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:04,800 That's this whole thing. 532 00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,800 Didn't you have like the Satan shoes? 533 00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:10,520 Yeah, they had like a six six six. 534 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,320 Yeah, there's like human blood in them or something. 535 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,320 Is that true? 536 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,820 I'm sure that's all bullshit. 537 00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:16,820 No, that's a real thing. 538 00:27:16,820 --> 00:27:17,820 You could buy the shoes. 539 00:27:17,820 --> 00:27:18,820 No, you could buy the shoes. 540 00:27:18,820 --> 00:27:19,820 Let me see. 541 00:27:19,820 --> 00:27:21,320 Little Nox X Satan shoes. 542 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,320 It's got a drop of his blood in it. 543 00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:24,320 Yeah. 544 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,320 No way. 545 00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:26,320 No fucking. 546 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,320 There's no way. 547 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,440 So what's your favorite Bible story? 548 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,440 I like a lot of it. 549 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,440 What? 550 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,440 Jonah and the whale. 551 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:35,440 Jonah and the whale. 552 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,440 That's pretty cool. 553 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:37,440 I love that. 554 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:42,440 I like God said so he said the fish and he swallowed it. 555 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,440 That's epic. 556 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,440 That's like the milky. 557 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,440 Yeah, here they are. 558 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,960 Dude, they're going for $2,000. 559 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:50,960 That's unbelievable. 560 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,960 What's your favorite Bible story? 561 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:53,960 I don't know. 562 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:54,960 I don't have one. 563 00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:55,960 What about David and Goliath? 564 00:27:55,960 --> 00:28:03,960 I like the one where fucking Satan comes up to earth and fucking he gets. 565 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,560 He gets fucking annihilated by Saint Michael. 566 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,720 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 567 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:10,880 Fucking saying comes up. 568 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:12,840 He's like, I'm here to kill people in Saint Michael's. 569 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:13,840 Oh shit. 570 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:15,960 We got Chad Orthodox chance up in here. 571 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,960 Yeah, they're there. 572 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:22,640 Give us some Bible shit. 573 00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:24,960 This is like Gregorian chance. 574 00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,200 Yeah, man. 575 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,200 This is like Michael only. 576 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:28,200 This is like. 577 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:29,200 What's that bad? 578 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:35,200 That one bad where the dude sounds like a dishwasher mayhem. 579 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:39,200 Oh, I'm the four or carnivore. 580 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:44,200 It's one of those like a stream metal bands. 581 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:45,200 Destroyer. 582 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,200 Take this. 583 00:28:46,200 --> 00:29:00,200 You should have come to that metal show that we went to. 584 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:01,200 Holy shit. 585 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:05,200 But then there was this other band where they called with emulation. 586 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,200 Yeah, they're like them. 587 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:13,200 Yeah, I was like, he looked like kind of like normal hype, but his hair was so long. 588 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,200 He looked like I kind of like a hobbit. 589 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:20,200 Yeah, he was up there just like in the pair with sick man. 590 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,200 The boss. 591 00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,200 I think he played the bass. 592 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,200 I think I like I like the Psalms. 593 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:30,200 Psalms is probably my favorite like book of the Bible. 594 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:37,200 My favorite verse is the Psalms 23 for which is the I walked through the valley of the 595 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:42,200 shadow of death and I shall fear no evil for thou are beside me and thy rod and thy 596 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,200 scepter they comfort me. 597 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:48,200 It's basically being like God's going to be there besides you even in your darkest times 598 00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:53,200 like you could be going through like your you can be going through your own personal hell, 599 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:57,200 but God's still going to be there with you. 600 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,200 No, I actually listen to that. 601 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:02,200 I think it I find it very comforting. 602 00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:05,200 Yeah, like knowing that God's there with you. 603 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:09,200 And that's why I think people like make believe that he is. 604 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,200 All right, buddy. 605 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:17,200 No, he went to he went to like fucking church. 606 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,200 Bro, I was like five. 607 00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,200 No, like my parents were like, this is stupid. 608 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,200 I was like, yeah, it is. 609 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,200 Everybody. 610 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,200 Yeah. 611 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,200 Oh, man. 612 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,200 I also like the full armor of God. 613 00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:40,200 One, it's a fission something. 614 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:45,200 My dad would be all up in this shit because everybody was a Tyler. 615 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,200 Tyler, look, this person you're picking. 616 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:52,200 I think everybody was six through a season six, ten through 18. 617 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:55,200 It's putting on the full armor of God. 618 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,200 Great Joshua 22. 619 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,200 Joshua 22. 620 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:03,200 Bro, everybody wants to be told that they're going to be OK. 621 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:10,200 And I think like creating this mashed illusion just takes the place of like somebody being like, yeah, it's going to be OK. 622 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:13,200 The Easter tribe return home. 623 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,200 It's all about putting. 624 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:19,200 If you die, you're going to go to a special place and like everything's going to be OK. 625 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,200 Right. 626 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:32,200 But be very careful to keep the commandment and the law that Moses, the servant of God gave you to the Lord, your God to walk in obedience to him to keep his commands to hold him. 627 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:39,200 To hold fast to him and to serve him with all your heart and soul is Joshua 22. 628 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,200 Nice. 629 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:43,200 You have done all that. 630 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,200 I'm going to read this pops and then I heard it. 631 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,200 Cool. 632 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:51,200 Yeah, but putting on the whole armor of God is Ephesians 10 through 18. 633 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:55,200 Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power. 634 00:31:55,200 --> 00:32:01,200 Put on the full armor of God so that you can take a stand against the devil schemes for our struggles is not against the flesh and blood. 635 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:09,200 But against the rulers against the authorities and against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. 636 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,200 Therefore, put on the full armor of God. 637 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:18,200 So in the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground and after you've done everything to stand. 638 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:30,200 Stand firm then with the belt of truth buckled around your waist with the breast place breastplate of righteousness in place and your feet fitted with the readiness that comes with the gospel of peace. 639 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:41,200 In addition to all this, take up your shield of faith, which can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one and the helmet of salvation and the sword of spirit, which is the word of God. 640 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:52,200 And pray in this spirit in the spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests with this in mind be alert and always keep on praying for the Lord's people. 641 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,200 Nice. 642 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,200 I really like that one. 643 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,200 That is nice. 644 00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,200 That's the armor. 645 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,200 It's a full armor of God. 646 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:10,200 Basically, it's basically saying like there's going to be bad shit and evil shit in this world that's going to try to hurt you. 647 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:27,200 But as long as you keep your faith, as long as you are steadfast in your own like belief, even if you fall, you're going to be welcomed at him on the right side of his right hand next to the father. 648 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,200 Yeah. 649 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:34,200 And it is nice to have that forgiveness so you don't have to worry about your screwing up. 650 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:38,200 But it's hard though, because you know, you want that power to control your life better. 651 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,200 I mean, we're not really in control. 652 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:46,200 That's the big thing that the devil says is that he's all about power. 653 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:55,200 He's all about like, we're going to you're going to get power from doing this, but everything that the devil gives you is temporary power for the cost of everything. 654 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,200 True. 655 00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:02,200 Because there's always a caveat with the devil always because yeah, he'll give you power. 656 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:06,200 He'll give you all this shit, but you're eternally damned because of it. 657 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,200 Right. 658 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:08,200 So true. 659 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:20,200 Like it's oh, there's always a fucking cost with him, like, you know, now you see the devil is with that he is all about shortcuts to power. 660 00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,200 And it's not even real power. 661 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:22,200 It's fake power. 662 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,200 Yeah. 663 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:34,200 With God, it's about with God, it's about long term, like, growth to power, but it's power that you earned yourself. 664 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,200 You didn't like take a shortcut. 665 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,200 You earned that. 666 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:42,200 Amazing grease. 667 00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:47,200 Help me. 668 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:50,200 Fucking Bible preaching over here, brothers. 669 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:55,200 You know those people that just come up to you and start talking about the Bible? 670 00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:56,200 Yeah, I don't like those people. 671 00:34:56,200 --> 00:35:01,200 I'm a Catholic and I don't like when people are just like, Hey, do you hear about this Bible verse? 672 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,200 I'm like, Yeah, man, I'm a Catholic. 673 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:08,200 And there's like, Oh, then you'll I'm like, Listen, man, listen, bro. 674 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,200 What's that thing that you're supposed to say? 675 00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,200 Like peace be upon you or something? 676 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,200 Peace be with you. 677 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:20,200 So it used to be peace be like my peace be with you, peace be upon. 678 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:27,200 And then you go, they say, and then we share the sign of sign of peace and you say peace 679 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:28,200 be with you. 680 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,200 And they're all like it used to be an awesome with you. 681 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:34,200 And now it's in with your spirit. 682 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:37,200 It's all somebody said that to me at a Catholic like funeral. 683 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,200 And I was like, thanks. 684 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:44,200 You shook their hand though. 685 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,200 Where did you leave them hanging? 686 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,200 I don't think they shook my hand. 687 00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,200 I thought you shake people's hands when you do that. 688 00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:54,200 So at my wedding, peace be with you. 689 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:59,200 My my fiance wants wants us to have communion. 690 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,200 So when you go, are you going to receive it? 691 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,200 Are you just going to be like, No, man, I'm good. 692 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,200 Communion at your wedding? 693 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,200 Yeah, it's a it's a Catholic and Protestant thing. 694 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,200 Oh yeah. 695 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,200 Well, that didn't go well last time I did that. 696 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:18,200 So you'll you like you don't have to I'm just saying like, like I'm going to have it at 697 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,200 my wedding. 698 00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,200 If you go, you're going to be I don't care. 699 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:24,200 I just did it wrong the last time I fucking you stuck my tongue out. 700 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,200 I told them the podcast. 701 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:31,200 Yeah, you're supposed to supposed to cradle it in your hand and then I said that in the 702 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,200 movies, they fucking stick their tongue out. 703 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:37,200 He goes, ah, so it depends on it. 704 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,200 That's going to be their day. 705 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:43,200 So that everybody's going to get communion. 706 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,200 Shut the fuck up, bro. 707 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,200 But I can eat me. 708 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:52,200 But my girlfriend's a Protestant and mean her have different. 709 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,200 Oh, you guys are like, that's bad. 710 00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:58,200 I mean, oh, you're having fucking schism. 711 00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:00,200 But like, she's like, you're a zealot. 712 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:06,200 And I'm like, you don't go far enough because I've been told by like other denominations 713 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:10,200 that Catholics are zealots, which I guess we could be. 714 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,200 But I just don't think that they go far enough. 715 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,200 They're not like strict or anything. 716 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:18,200 They just go, yeah, you can just say that you like God and that's pretty much it. 717 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,200 Like I actually have like tenants that I have to follow. 718 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,200 Those guys are just like, it's more about community. 719 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,200 It's more about that for Catholics about fucking duty. 720 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,200 It's about doing what you're really getting into this. 721 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,200 For Catholics, it's about duty. 722 00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,200 It's about serving in the name of God. 723 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:43,200 That's why I kind of do what I do is because I fucking I do it for service to my fellow man for God. 724 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,200 But it's all just rules made up by men. 725 00:37:46,200 --> 00:37:50,200 The Bible is basically just written by men. 726 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:58,200 There's they the only parts of the Bible that are actually Jesus's words are in the New Testament. 727 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:08,200 Before revelations and before the and there there's the the life of Jesus where he actually talks in the Bible. 728 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,200 And those ones actually have his words in it. 729 00:38:10,200 --> 00:38:14,200 And then he dies and is resurrected on the third day. 730 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:19,200 And it's just and so lent actually. 731 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,200 That's the shit down. 732 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,200 A lot of the Bible stories. 733 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:27,200 I mean, I bet I went to Catholic school for fucking 10 years. 734 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:31,200 And then I went to and I got confirmed. 735 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,200 How you and Casey met? 736 00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,200 Yeah, I was school. 737 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,200 I was to Bible camp. 738 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:49,200 My fucking retreat for my for my priest, my retreat for my Bible like study like thing was going to the rectory and staying there all day and praying. 739 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:55,200 And that was my retreat like it like the retreat supposed to be like fun for other like denominations. 740 00:38:55,200 --> 00:39:00,200 Like it's fun. You go on like field trips to like shit and like, you know, you on like mission trips for us. 741 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:06,200 It's sitting a fucking dark room with candles and pray for fucking six hours. 742 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,200 Weird. 743 00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:11,200 And I'm like, it's like what I told my my girl about that. 744 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:19,200 She was like, that's a that's really zealot sounding like and she was like, we don't have to do that shit. 745 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:28,200 And like, what do you guys do? She goes, oh, we have like coffee hour with our church after service and like we have like community day and all that shit. 746 00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:32,200 It's like, dude, we are fucking way more hardcore than that. 747 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:39,200 We don't allow women to be priests because we're so traditional with it. 748 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,200 Yeah. 749 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,200 One good thing about the church. 750 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:48,200 You also allowed, you don't allow people to be gay until 2003 or something. 751 00:39:48,200 --> 00:40:03,200 So for that thing that people always bring up, you're like Catholicism like stance on gayness is the gay. 752 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,200 The gay agenda. 753 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:09,200 But Catholics, they're more. 754 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:14,200 Well, it's all about holding up the best thing, you know, the healthiest thing for children. 755 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,200 So it's it's more. 756 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:20,200 That was the tradition because the healthiest thing is to have a mom and a dad for Catholics nowadays. 757 00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:30,200 You don't need the Jews are way more hardcore on on gays than than Catholics are like the Jews are actually practicing. 758 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:31,200 Most of them are. 759 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:40,200 Yeah. But like the like the Orthodox Jew people are fucking insane when it comes like they don't they can't even go to a person who got married as a gay person. 760 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,200 Like they can't even go to their wedding or reception. 761 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,200 Yeah. 762 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:48,200 They'll hang out with them outside of that, but they won't go to their wedding and they won't go to their reception. 763 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,200 Yeah. 764 00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:50,200 Which is weird. 765 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:57,200 But like the Jews, they really dislike like gay people like they really do like that's like an actual. 766 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:58,200 Muslims. 767 00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,200 Actually. 768 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,200 Definitely. 769 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:01,200 No, Muslims. 770 00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:08,200 Like Muslims are like the like people call me a zealot and I look at like basic Muslims. 771 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,200 I'm like those guys are way more zealots than I am. 772 00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:16,200 That's only a small like just like the Jews. It's only a small percentage of them are like that. 773 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:17,200 Yeah. 774 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:23,200 But being a but back to the gayness with with Catholicism. 775 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,200 The thing for us is we don't care if you are gay. 776 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,200 We don't care about that. 777 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,200 The only thing is that we just won't let you get allowed to be married in our church. 778 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,200 Like you can get married for the state and stuff. 779 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:40,200 It's just that we're not going to do it in our church type thing. 780 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,200 Yeah. 781 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,200 There's no animosity. 782 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:48,200 It's just like it's just like a like we like it for on sex. 783 00:41:48,200 --> 00:42:03,200 You know, it's like it's hard because the church is there to you know, guide people morally and have any relationship, you know, based on sexual attraction as opposed to like the model Catholic relationship, which is like a spiritual level, you know, model after 784 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:05,200 because for Catholics, sex. 785 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:11,200 Sex is actually a is actually like a gift given to us by God. 786 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:20,200 What sex is actually a gift given to us by it's not but that's the thing is sex is a curse if you're just going out willy nilly. 787 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:33,200 But if it's between you and your wife, it's it's one of God's best gifts because when it's the thing that we use to create more children, women use to control it is what sex is. 788 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:44,200 But when you when you when you procreate, well, that's why there's so many rules with marriage because they know people going out just having sex is that's the foundation of ruin. 789 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:45,200 It is. 790 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:46,200 It is. 791 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:48,200 It's not that sex itself is bad. 792 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:53,200 It's overdoing it is a bad thing and like doing it. 793 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:56,200 I feel anything and I feel any pleasure. 794 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,200 That's yeah, that's a problem. 795 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,200 But everybody does it changes things. 796 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:07,200 Sex before marriage, you're not thinking clearly about who you're getting, making that decision to marry for the rest of your life. 797 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:12,200 Yeah, I mean, the whole fucking virgin till till marriage is, I think, a little extreme. 798 00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:13,200 Well, it's optimal. 799 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,200 It's optimal. 800 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:18,200 But like in today's society and I know it's not practical. 801 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,200 It's not practical. 802 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:26,200 But like, I know it's not like how it's supposed to be in the Bible and like how it's supposed to be in religion. 803 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:38,200 But the whole thing is like we and like like even in the Bible, it's like everybody will will like like sin like probably hundreds of times during one day. 804 00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:44,200 But it's just knowing that it's not like the best thing that you could do like. 805 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,200 How are you sinning 100 times in a day? 806 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,200 Like it's like doing like not. 807 00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:49,200 Jack it off 100 times. 808 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,200 You're fucking with you. 809 00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,200 Jack it off 99 times. 810 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,200 Yeah. 811 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,200 You don't sin that much. 812 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,200 Yeah. 813 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:58,200 But we do like just having a thought is not a sin. 814 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:04,200 How many how many sins is there's a fucking a bowl of mac and cheese. 815 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,200 Can you do that? 816 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:07,200 No, no. 817 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:11,200 Just prat. 818 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,200 Hypothetic. 819 00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,200 If I fought the bowl of mac and cheese. 820 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,200 Is that a sin? 821 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:21,200 I don't even know how that would feel. 822 00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,200 I mean it's got that squishy sounds sounds like vagina. 823 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:29,200 I don't think it would feel good. 824 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,200 That'd be weird. 825 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:34,200 I was watching Mark and Pie earlier and he was fucking the pie. 826 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,200 That was funny. 827 00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:42,200 It is sad like well just tell your mom we ate it all. 828 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:47,200 Dude what would you do if you had a kid and you came home and he was fucking the pie. 829 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,200 I'd be like dude. 830 00:44:49,200 --> 00:44:52,200 I would just be like oh no. 831 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,200 Yeah Tyler you got it. 832 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:57,200 I'd be like oh man. 833 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,200 I fucked up. 834 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:06,200 Yeah but you got this is where this is why I said this is this comedian as he's and sorry he's funny. 835 00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:11,200 I told him hey there's this one girl that works in this restaurant she's so cute but I don't know what to say to her. 836 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:16,200 And he goes oh man all I gotta do is go over in there and be honest with her for a minute. 837 00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:17,200 Really that's all I gotta do. 838 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,200 I like your face. 839 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:23,200 Excuse me miss I just need to be real honest with you for a minute. 840 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:28,200 I eat here all the time and when I do I stare at your face. 841 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:34,200 And I imagine us fucking while I eat my sandwiches. 842 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:39,200 Let me know if you'd like to turn my fantasy into your reality. 843 00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:42,200 I'm not sure that would work out too well. 844 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,200 People always give me the same dome advice and situations like that. 845 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,200 They'll say things like oh just leave her a big tip. 846 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,200 How does that work I just walk over yes can I get a muffin please. 847 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,200 Here's $100. 848 00:45:53,200 --> 00:45:56,200 I think you know what that means. 849 00:45:56,200 --> 00:46:05,200 I'm willing to have sex with you for the price of $98. 850 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:10,200 I was doing that joke one night this guy in the audience just yells just tell her you're on TV. 851 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,200 Yeah there's no way I'll sound like a jerk if I do that right. 852 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:18,200 Excuse me miss I'm on TV. 853 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:24,200 I said I'm on TV. 854 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:31,200 I don't know what's going on here but this is the part where you start sucking my dick. 855 00:46:31,200 --> 00:46:33,200 I don't think this is the right one but. 856 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,200 That was good. 857 00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:40,200 Yeah it's like how awkward it is trying to like help people. 858 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:43,200 It's like a really cold approach like that. 859 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:50,200 We can't do that anymore because like all like the sexual harassment shit like I'm so happy that I've been in a relationship for the last five years. 860 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,200 Here we go. 861 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:58,200 Because when I was in the dating sphere. 862 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,200 It fucking sucked. 863 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:07,200 The only reason I was able to get like the dates that I did was because of fucking Tinder. 864 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:11,200 Because everybody on Tinder is there to date somebody or fuck somebody. 865 00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:14,200 There's like like everybody on there isn't there to speak. 866 00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:21,200 Oh I don't know I don't want to date anybody I don't want to have sex I just want to have a conversation like nobody fucking does that. 867 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:27,200 Like you can't just go up to somebody now because like every like that's that's why I'm like it's like a green light. 868 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:32,200 It's like everybody on Tinder that's a green light you can like like when you when you get swiped on they swiped you. 869 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:38,200 You talk to them it's like you're both willing to have a conversation that might lead to dating. 870 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:40,200 That's why I liked Tinder so much. 871 00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:46,200 But if you didn't have Tinder like what are you going to do go up to Lane be like I like your eyebrows. 872 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:49,200 I really want to like I want to make out with you right now. 873 00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,200 Hello. 874 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:56,200 Fucking like what did people do before Tinder today is go like how did our great grandparents and shit do shit. 875 00:47:56,200 --> 00:48:02,200 They just go up to the fucking girl and be like hey hey lady you got some nice gams on you. 876 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,200 Let's go let's go on a date. 877 00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,200 Let's go to the soda shop. 878 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,200 The families arranged it like you were socialized locally. 879 00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:15,200 So you do all the other eligible bachelors and people just like you know got together very young. 880 00:48:15,200 --> 00:48:25,200 They started their families but like it's just like but now the markets huge like one girl could just she could be looking up dudes from like all over the northeast. 881 00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:33,200 But then you get the the thing where it's like the cream rises to the top type thing like only the best like this is going to sound arrogant. 882 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:45,200 But I had a shit ton of matches on Tinder and the more like I talked to people like there's people who were like my friends who were not attractive guys like love them to death but they're not attractive guys. 883 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:50,200 They didn't get any matches on Tinder at all just because they they didn't look good. 884 00:48:50,200 --> 00:49:10,200 So for somebody who's not like amazing looking or not like slightly above average looking Tinder's not going to be great for you because you're not just you're not going to like if you like it's a shitty thing but Tinder literally is for attractive people trying to meet other attractive people like it's not like if you're not attractive you're not going to do good on Tinder. 885 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,200 Like it's that's just the thing that's not going to happen. 886 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:14,200 And you did good. 887 00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:15,200 I did good. 888 00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:17,200 That's that's why I'm like confident. 889 00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:20,200 That's why I'm confident in my thing because I just matched with so many. 890 00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,200 I'm like dude I look great. 891 00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:26,200 Like that's like I got I got I got a decent amount of dates got all that shit. 892 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:32,200 And then I found this one girl and been wondering for five years. 893 00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:33,200 Oh you got tinder. 894 00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,200 I got tinder but it worked. 895 00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,200 I just fucked a bowl of macaroni and cheese. 896 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,200 What is your preferred masturbation method Reddit. 897 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:44,200 My fucking hand. 898 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:50,200 Well that's why I think being people are probably just easier if you're like you're like you 899 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:56,200 say like an average guy you know because it might sound creepy but all you got to do is 900 00:49:56,200 --> 00:50:00,200 have some acquaintances you know you get swept up in the community even like a church like 901 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,200 you say as long as you got like a social circle. 902 00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:08,200 Yeah but that's the thing like either you're going to date somebody from your job from 903 00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:13,200 your church or that you met online like you're not just going to go up to somebody in a supermarket 904 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,200 and be like hey you want to go on a date with me. 905 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:20,200 No but if you see them like a couple times a week at the supermarket or a couple times 906 00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:23,200 a month you know you have a couple of conversations. 907 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,200 That's how they used to do it because you're old school. 908 00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,200 Yeah I just have a mentality. 909 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:33,200 It's probably a better way but but there's also the whole thing where if you look at 910 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:38,200 a woman the wrong way now you can get charged with just sexual harassment hyperbole as long 911 00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:42,200 as you're not being gross but like it's it's it there's always the threat because 912 00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:48,200 there's always a threat of that though you know like you can't like because I think your 913 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:50,200 girlfriends in your head. 914 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,200 His girlfriends in his ass. 915 00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:54,200 You want to go look for another girl you're going to be fucking. 916 00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:55,200 It's not gay though. 917 00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:58,200 Hey do you think Peking is gay by the way? 918 00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,200 Yeah. 919 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:00,200 We talked about this. 920 00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:01,200 We did. 921 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:05,200 Hell yeah they say it's not he says it's not and Aliback says it's not. 922 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:16,200 It's it I said it's a thing because it's because Peking is not like it's a woman doing it to you. 923 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:21,200 So technically in the in the sense it's not gay because it's a woman. 924 00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:26,200 You say it's not gay because you got fucking kids. 925 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:30,200 Oh my god bro that's pretty homophobic in you man. 926 00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:31,200 Yeah. 927 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:35,200 Yeah. 928 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:42,200 More than being gay it's like getting you know man with a toy I guess you know who knows I 929 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:46,200 guess maybe it could be kinky you know but what Dan was saying the other day like when 930 00:51:46,200 --> 00:51:52,400 we did this and had this conversation he said the gay of 2003 wouldn't even be considered 931 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,200 gay now. 932 00:51:53,200 --> 00:52:03,200 Yeah like being gay now you have to be super gay to be considered gay. 933 00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:08,200 But like you don't have to because so many people are gay now what's up with like I think 934 00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:13,200 now I keep seeing these things where it's like now like the amount of kids that identify 935 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:15,200 as LGBT are fucking ridiculous. 936 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:22,200 Yeah but it's the whole thing of the community is trending man like it's a it's a community 937 00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:27,200 of like a couple kids in my whole class over day out of like 500 kids like we're out. 938 00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:34,700 I had a I had 99 kids in my class and we had one that was like straight up like butch 939 00:52:34,700 --> 00:52:40,920 dyke lesbian like 100% like and everybody knew that she was the she was the class lesbian 940 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,200 like everybody knew that. 941 00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:43,200 Yep. 942 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:47,320 Then there are some girls that like experimented with her like they then they're like I don't 943 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,400 think I'm gay but like they experimented a little bit. 944 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:57,360 There was and then there's two gay guys and my favorite thing I told this on the podcast 945 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:59,560 the other day but you weren't here it was really fucking funny. 946 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:03,920 I actually am still friends with the one like gay guy from my school like on my Facebook 947 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:09,760 and he was just like hey everybody who's calling me a fucking you know the word that I'm gonna 948 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:14,680 say fucking a slur for gay people. 949 00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:19,920 Everybody who's calling me a slur for gay people guess what you was in my DMs and I sucked 950 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,840 your dick so I could leak all them right now. 951 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:23,840 I kept all of them. 952 00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:26,160 I'm like I was thinking that was you who said that. 953 00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:27,160 Yeah. 954 00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:32,000 I'm like what the fuck I want to know I want to I want to know who's in these DMs type shit 955 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:38,000 but like that's dark but like he is like yeah he's gonna because like they are calling 956 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,240 him a you know the the f slur dude. 957 00:53:41,240 --> 00:53:46,440 I was listening to the podcast one of the old episodes podcast the other day and we're 958 00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:50,560 just talking about like people like going through me grinders and I was like what the 959 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,040 fuck are we talking about. 960 00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:53,800 Wait wait did we talk about that. 961 00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:59,080 It was like one of the it was like the return of Ali Mack or something and Dan was talking 962 00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:05,200 about like people getting caught in me grinders and like the dude who like his neck exploded 963 00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:06,640 and his head fell off. 964 00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,080 It's that touch to the power lines. 965 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,080 Yeah. 966 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:11,080 It's like wow. 967 00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,680 He touched the power line and his head blew off. 968 00:54:12,680 --> 00:54:13,680 Yeah. 969 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,680 He got caught in the power lines going exploded. 970 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:17,680 Wow. 971 00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,680 That was a video dude. 972 00:54:19,680 --> 00:54:20,680 That was a video. 973 00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:21,680 Yeah. 974 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:23,680 But you can't find that shit on YouTube. 975 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:24,680 Not on YouTube. 976 00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,680 I was like what the fuck site is Dan going on. 977 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,680 Live League. 978 00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,680 Bitshoot. 979 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:31,280 Live League but that's not a that's bad now isn't it. 980 00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:32,280 No. 981 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:33,280 Live League still still around. 982 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,280 You want me to go on. 983 00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,280 No don't go on live. 984 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:38,280 I don't give a fuck. 985 00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:39,680 You talk about yourself. 986 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:41,600 I'll see what I'll see what I see. 987 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:46,000 But like I don't like I don't like to draw videos. 988 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,600 You have to watch it. 989 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:52,440 But like these dudes like I saw one video and it was on fucking Facebook. 990 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:58,280 The dude got like wrapped up in a fucking like a coil and then they couldn't know that 991 00:54:58,280 --> 00:54:59,920 that should ended two years ago. 992 00:54:59,920 --> 00:55:02,280 Oh, Live League ended two years ago. 993 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:07,880 But like the dude got caught up in a in like a like a wire spool and they weren't able 994 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:11,680 to shut off the emergency shut off because the emergency shut off wasn't working. 995 00:55:11,680 --> 00:55:15,640 So his head was just hitting the concrete and like fucking 20 miles per hour over and 996 00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,080 over and it's just fucking blood is splattering. 997 00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,160 It was like a fucking fountain of blood. 998 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,160 I'm like, oh boy. 999 00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:23,520 Holy shit. 1000 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,520 That's nuts. 1001 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,520 Yeah. 1002 00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,520 Fuck that. 1003 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:27,520 I'm glad I don't do any. 1004 00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:30,960 And then in our old employer we had like a hostess factory like right near our station. 1005 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:35,640 I didn't even know about and some dude got his fucking arm caught in the machine like 1006 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:36,640 that we had to go to one time. 1007 00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:38,280 It was fucking crazy. 1008 00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:39,440 And like lost his arm. 1009 00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:40,440 Oh yeah. 1010 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:41,940 Oh yeah. 1011 00:55:41,940 --> 00:55:45,720 He lived but like the fire department literally had to cut his like cut the machine apart 1012 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,440 to get his arm out of it. 1013 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:52,920 It was crazy because he had like loose clothing and it got caught on one of the things and 1014 00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:56,840 then his arm got caught into it and then they hit the emergency shut off thing. 1015 00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:00,720 But his arm was like wrapped up in the in the thing. 1016 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,640 So we had to like we had to cut off. 1017 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:08,600 We had to cut the the machine apart to get his arm and basically we were there. 1018 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,600 Yeah. 1019 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:10,600 Like that was one of the calls that we went on. 1020 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,840 That's fucking nuts. 1021 00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:16,000 And they had to like we had to bring like part of the machine that his arm was caught 1022 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,000 in. 1023 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,760 It like it wasn't like a huge part but like we had to bring that to the hospital with 1024 00:56:19,760 --> 00:56:20,760 us. 1025 00:56:20,760 --> 00:56:21,760 How'd you guys get it loose? 1026 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:22,760 The factory people did it? 1027 00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:27,320 No, we had to cut the machine apart like to do it like the fire department used the 1028 00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:29,840 cutters and like cut the machine apart. 1029 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:30,840 It was fucking crazy. 1030 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:31,840 Awful. 1031 00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:32,840 It was probably like fucking. 1032 00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:33,840 Oh shit. 1033 00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,960 Cable thief roasted to death on Transformer. 1034 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,080 What he's talking about? 1035 00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:39,080 I think. 1036 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,080 Oh Jesus Christ. 1037 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:41,080 You found it? 1038 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,080 Oh God. 1039 00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:45,080 You never saw that. 1040 00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:55,880 And his head explodes. 1041 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,880 So he got his head exploded. 1042 00:56:57,880 --> 00:56:58,880 French. 1043 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:00,880 No, I think it's Indian. 1044 00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:02,880 No, no, no, no. 1045 00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:03,880 Or Arabic. 1046 00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:05,880 No, that's Arabic. 1047 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:08,520 What are they still showing? 1048 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:10,880 The dude fucking melting in the transformer. 1049 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,120 And he's just like super calm about it. 1050 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:14,120 He's like. 1051 00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:15,120 And he's still being fried. 1052 00:57:15,120 --> 00:57:16,120 Oh yeah. 1053 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:17,960 No, well, he's like on fire. 1054 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,000 His body's on fire. 1055 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,880 Just hanging in the transformer. 1056 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,880 He's one of those movies. 1057 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,880 Oh my God. 1058 00:57:27,880 --> 00:57:30,880 Oh, it ended. 1059 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,880 I don't want to see it. 1060 00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:37,880 Dude, come on. 1061 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:39,880 You're in the medical field. 1062 00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,880 I don't like watching goer videos though. 1063 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,880 Just something sick about it. 1064 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:46,880 Because me and my friends. 1065 00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:48,880 You want to work in the yard, don't you? 1066 00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:49,880 Yeah. 1067 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:54,880 Me and my friends used to used to watch like fucking ISIS videos or like US. 1068 00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:59,880 Like shooting missiles at ISIS dudes from the fucking helicopters. 1069 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:04,880 And like, you know, like the call duty, like thermal, like, like the death from above mission. 1070 00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,880 Like there was like real videos of that. 1071 00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:08,880 People just getting fucking blown up with fucking missiles. 1072 00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,880 Oh, it's crazy. 1073 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:11,880 Wow. 1074 00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:14,880 This dude just got fucking rocked by a gas cylinder. 1075 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:16,880 Jesus Christ. 1076 00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:17,880 He died. 1077 00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,880 I don't know. 1078 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,880 That's fucking freaky, bro. 1079 00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,880 All right, let's stop watching goer videos. 1080 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:28,880 Fucking fucked up, man. 1081 00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:37,880 I mean, the lady was the one who told fucking said that he was watching them first. 1082 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,880 Well, I find a fucking in the weeds right there. 1083 00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:44,880 You know what I mean? 1084 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:45,880 Dude, he's coming at 10. 1085 00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:50,880 So in 30 minutes, we'll, uh, we'll talk to him about that. 1086 00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:56,880 What was that site that that was that I was called that I was just on lively run? 1087 00:58:56,880 --> 00:59:02,880 That seems like definitely not a computer computer virus. 1088 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,880 Like it was like the whole thing. 1089 00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:13,880 Like when you were a kid, you didn't know like when I was like 12 years old, I didn't know what porn sites were like the ones that weren't going to like destroy your computer. 1090 00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:17,880 So I'm going on like the random ones that were like really sketchy. 1091 00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:26,880 But like then you figure out that like porn hub X videos and like two other ones are the only ones that won't give you a virus. 1092 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,880 Oh dude, that guy got fucked up. 1093 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,880 Dude, you're still watching. 1094 00:59:31,880 --> 00:59:33,880 Oh dude. 1095 00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:41,880 So this dude just got right over by a truck and then the dude fucking stops and the truck lurches forward and just crushes them more. 1096 00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:44,880 Oh my God. 1097 00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:49,880 I've seen fucking real life. 1098 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:53,880 Did you ever get, did you ever get a call for a guy who got hit by a tractor trailer or something? 1099 00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:57,880 The guy that, the guy that got hit by the train. 1100 00:59:57,880 --> 00:59:59,880 Yeah. 1101 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:06,880 Yeah, because I got a call for a guy who was on a motorcycle who got hit by a tractor trailer and just fucking exploded. 1102 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:07,880 Oh really? 1103 01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:08,880 Yeah. 1104 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:09,880 You saw his remains? 1105 01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:10,880 Oh yeah. 1106 01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:12,880 Like we had to find his head. 1107 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,880 Yeah, he was Morbid scavenger hunt. 1108 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:17,880 Alright, BLS Worst Story. 1109 01:00:17,880 --> 01:00:20,880 You're the one that brought up gore videos. 1110 01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:21,880 Oh yeah. 1111 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:28,880 Well, I mean you guys were talking about it on the podcast that I listened to yesterday, you know. 1112 01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:33,880 But live league used to be the fucking place where you could see literally fucking people get murdered. 1113 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:36,880 Like they have like actual like awful shit on there. 1114 01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:39,880 Bro, it's just shock that it's just like shock value. 1115 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,880 Yeah. 1116 01:00:40,880 --> 01:00:44,880 You know, like the same reason why people watch like porn. 1117 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,880 I guess, but like at porn at least you get like some like gratification from it. 1118 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:52,880 You don't really get gratification from watching someone get their head cut off. 1119 01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:57,880 Yeah, people like watch like shit on like ridiculous shit on TikTok. 1120 01:00:57,880 --> 01:00:59,880 You know what you mean? 1121 01:00:59,880 --> 01:01:00,880 You know like people. 1122 01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:01,880 Lip syncing. 1123 01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:02,880 What? 1124 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:03,880 Lip syncing. 1125 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,880 No, just like people being retarded on TikTok. 1126 01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:09,880 So can we talk about this like Psyop of Goth Girls? 1127 01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:10,880 What is it? 1128 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,880 People are Goth Girls are in again. 1129 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,880 Goth Girls have been in my guy. 1130 01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:15,880 Oh, my God. 1131 01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:18,880 So like back in the early 2000s. 1132 01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:19,880 All right. 1133 01:01:19,880 --> 01:01:20,880 Back when like we were younger. 1134 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,880 Do you notice that every single TV show had a Goth girl in it? 1135 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:24,880 Every single one. 1136 01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:25,880 Yeah. 1137 01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,880 Danny Phantom. 1138 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:27,880 Danny Phantom. 1139 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:28,880 Love that show. 1140 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:29,880 Scooby Doo. 1141 01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:30,880 I don't play the thieves on for that show. 1142 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,880 Fucking Total Drama Island. 1143 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,880 What's the cartoon with all the like the little Robin guy? 1144 01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:36,880 Teen Titans. 1145 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:37,880 Yeah. 1146 01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:38,880 Fucking Raven. 1147 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:39,880 Yeah. 1148 01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:41,880 Fucking Kim Possible had Shigo. 1149 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:43,880 The fucking like Goth man. 1150 01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:47,880 Dude, all of them like all the best like TV shows when we were fucking kid. 1151 01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,880 He's a Phantom. 1152 01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:53,880 Yo, Danny Phantom. 1153 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:54,880 He was just 14. 1154 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:58,880 It sounds like this one. 1155 01:01:58,880 --> 01:01:59,880 That's good. 1156 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,880 Everyone sees Danny Phantom. 1157 01:02:01,880 --> 01:02:04,880 If Danny took a look inside of it. 1158 01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:09,880 Everything just changes. 1159 01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:11,880 Mama Cuell's got all re-arranged. 1160 01:02:11,880 --> 01:02:12,880 Yeah. 1161 01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:13,880 Snowy right here. 1162 01:02:13,880 --> 01:02:14,880 Going green eyes. 1163 01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,880 Can walk through walls disappear and fly. 1164 01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:18,880 He was much more unique than the other guys. 1165 01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:21,880 He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through. 1166 01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,880 He's here to fight for me and you. 1167 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:25,880 Danny Phantom. 1168 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:26,880 Danny Phantom. 1169 01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:27,880 Danny Phantom. 1170 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:29,880 I never heard of this show. 1171 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:34,880 That was on TV. 1172 01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:36,880 Dude, I love Danny Phantom. 1173 01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:37,880 You're too old, I guess. 1174 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:38,880 I guess. 1175 01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:39,880 How old are you? 1176 01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:40,880 40. 1177 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:41,880 40? 1178 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:42,880 So that was a little after you. 1179 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:43,880 That was your birthday. 1180 01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:44,880 I missed it. 1181 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:45,880 It was the fifth. 1182 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:46,880 Just a few days ago. 1183 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:47,880 Oh, happy birthday. 1184 01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:48,880 You didn't tell me. 1185 01:02:48,880 --> 01:02:50,880 I don't know when your birthday was. 1186 01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:55,880 Yeah, so like that was a little bit after your time because I'm 25. 1187 01:02:55,880 --> 01:02:57,880 So like that was the shows that were on when I was a kid. 1188 01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:58,880 Yeah, that's a big difference. 1189 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:02,880 But like the shows when I was a kid, there were so many fucking goth girls. 1190 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:04,880 It was unbelievable. 1191 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:10,880 But then if you actually look at it, every single person my age loves goth girls to an 1192 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:11,880 insane degree. 1193 01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:13,880 And it's because of the cartoon. 1194 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:18,880 But also if you go back to the 1950s and 60s when like Looney Tunes were around, it was 1195 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,880 always redheaded fucking like bimbo girls. 1196 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:22,880 And guess what the boomers like? 1197 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:26,880 They like redheaded like big tits like fucking like all that shit. 1198 01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:28,880 Like Marilyn Monroe. 1199 01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:33,880 It's all that shit that just got fucking like like inner brains as children like this is 1200 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:34,880 what a hot girl looks like. 1201 01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,880 And then it just sunk into our fucking brains. 1202 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:38,880 I got to be honest. 1203 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:42,880 The probably better off with the stepford wife type. 1204 01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:43,880 But the goth girl. 1205 01:03:43,880 --> 01:03:46,880 You're gonna have a midlife crisis now. 1206 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:50,880 Like dude goth girls are fucking phenomenal. 1207 01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:52,880 I love goth girls. 1208 01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:57,880 I guess I mean it just seems like red flags that made the tats. 1209 01:03:57,880 --> 01:03:58,880 Dude that's the thing. 1210 01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:00,880 The red flags is what makes it attractive. 1211 01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:04,880 Like I want someone to ruin my life when I was dating. 1212 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:09,880 Like because I dated I dated like four goth girls and every single one of them ruined 1213 01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:13,880 my life for like the fucking time that I dated them. 1214 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:17,880 But the other. 1215 01:04:17,880 --> 01:04:23,880 The other cool part about goth girls is that they would do literally anything. 1216 01:04:23,880 --> 01:04:25,880 So that was the whole thing. 1217 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:26,880 Like that's cool. 1218 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:28,880 Take your headphones off before you go. 1219 01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:29,880 I guess it's worth it. 1220 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:32,880 So like it was like it's like the the hot and crazy index. 1221 01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:36,880 You know that we know we've never talked about the hot and crazy index on this. 1222 01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:39,880 So the hot and crazy index it's like a literal like chart. 1223 01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:43,880 The hotter they are the crazier they like it's like it's like one of like the charts 1224 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:44,880 like this. 1225 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,880 The more goth they are. 1226 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:51,880 But it's like the bottom is is hotness level and then the top is craziness. 1227 01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:53,880 Whatever they're between the surface area. 1228 01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:54,880 Yeah. 1229 01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:55,880 That is their kink level. 1230 01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:56,880 Yeah. 1231 01:04:56,880 --> 01:05:00,880 So basically the hotter they are the fucking more insane. 1232 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:03,880 The more insane they are. 1233 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:04,880 Like. 1234 01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:06,880 He's got too big of a width. 1235 01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:08,880 He's like oh shit. 1236 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:10,880 He's like I fucked up. 1237 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,880 Try it bro. 1238 01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:13,880 Let me see here. 1239 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:14,880 Oh. 1240 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:17,880 I was like a covid swab. 1241 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:19,880 Oh yeah. 1242 01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:24,880 I love when people like oh oh you don't have to go all they don't have to go all the way 1243 01:05:24,880 --> 01:05:25,880 up to your brain anymore. 1244 01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:29,880 I'm like yeah I'm going to. 1245 01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:34,880 Oh damn dude. 1246 01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:35,880 Wow. 1247 01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:38,880 How does it feel being 40 now. 1248 01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:39,880 It's crazy. 1249 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:40,880 It's different. 1250 01:05:40,880 --> 01:05:43,880 So here yeah here's the hot and crazy index for you. 1251 01:05:43,880 --> 01:05:45,880 No go zone. 1252 01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:47,880 Why because they're not cute enough. 1253 01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:49,880 They're not they're not hot enough. 1254 01:05:49,880 --> 01:05:52,880 So they're like they're like yeah with the crazy chicks. 1255 01:05:52,880 --> 01:05:53,880 Date zone. 1256 01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:54,880 Fun zone. 1257 01:05:54,880 --> 01:05:55,880 Wife zone. 1258 01:05:55,880 --> 01:05:58,880 Unicorn do not exist. 1259 01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:04,880 I've never been a 10 who was not fucking batshit insane. 1260 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:08,880 Yeah that's a lot of pressure being that good looking. 1261 01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:13,880 You think it would be hard to be better looking or do you think it'd be easier to be if like 1262 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,880 if like we were all 10s do you think our life would be harder or easier. 1263 01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:28,880 If you're if you're attractive like if I if we look attractive from your entire life. 1264 01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:33,880 Actually no there's there's there's some there's some that had like weird phases like that like 1265 01:06:33,880 --> 01:06:36,880 weren't like attractive Hollywood knows they're gonna grow up to be beautiful. 1266 01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:37,880 Yeah. 1267 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:41,880 People know people like Robert Pattinson like if we look like Robert Pattinson I think our 1268 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,880 life would be a lot easier. 1269 01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:44,880 Yeah. 1270 01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:46,880 I'm not even who was that guy. 1271 01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:48,880 Edward Edward from Twilight. 1272 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:49,880 Oh yeah. 1273 01:06:49,880 --> 01:06:50,880 Yeah like if we looked like him. 1274 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:53,880 Yeah you could just go to the girls would be just gaping. 1275 01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:58,880 Oh yeah or like we looked like fucking and not even the girls but like you know jobs. 1276 01:06:58,880 --> 01:06:59,880 Yeah just be treated better. 1277 01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:03,880 No that's that's actually a real thing is that attractive people are more likely to get a 1278 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:04,880 job than an ugly person. 1279 01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:05,880 Yeah. 1280 01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:06,880 That's a real thing. 1281 01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:10,880 Like especially men you know you got the pressure of being tall like a certain height. 1282 01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:16,880 Yeah because I'm 511 and because I'm an inch shorter than six foot that's a that's a that's 1283 01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:17,880 a mark on me. 1284 01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:18,880 Yeah. 1285 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:22,880 Like yeah like you're already at a good level like you gotta a lot going for you looks wise 1286 01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:27,880 but yeah you're not six foot like it's it's it's fucking insane like I'm an inch shorter 1287 01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:28,880 than six feet. 1288 01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:29,880 Yeah. 1289 01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:34,880 And I that brings you down that brings me down a point like yeah like if I was an inch 1290 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:39,880 taller they'd be like okay you got bumped up one level. 1291 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:44,880 Your body can't look me twice but like the thing is like my favorite thing would be like 1292 01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:48,880 when girls would ask me on Tinder when I was like when I was on there they're like hey 1293 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:49,880 how tall are you. 1294 01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:51,880 I'm like I'm 511 they're like oh you're not six foot. 1295 01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:56,880 I'm like I'm an inch shorter than six foot like one inch inches that much. 1296 01:07:56,880 --> 01:07:58,880 Why didn't you just lie. 1297 01:07:58,880 --> 01:08:01,880 And it like it like no I and then I eventually just started saying I was six foot because 1298 01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:07,880 an inch is a little too an inches that much like we all know an inch an inch is that big 1299 01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:10,880 and just this much more height. 1300 01:08:10,880 --> 01:08:13,880 I would be a girl can see it though. 1301 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:17,880 Dude actually you fucking girls don't know what six foot is. 1302 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:19,880 They know it. 1303 01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:25,880 They don't like in if they know it if they see it they're like yes six foot if I say 1304 01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:27,880 I'm six foot a girl believe me. 1305 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:33,880 Yeah she might believe you but she's not going to respond if you were actually six foot like 1306 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,880 when she feels your presence she's going to be like I don't know. 1307 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:38,880 I'm an inch shorter. 1308 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,880 I'm fucking I'm 511. 1309 01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:42,880 I know dude it doesn't matter. 1310 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:46,880 Like this is this is this is my height see you're already you're already like getting 1311 01:08:46,880 --> 01:08:49,880 riled up because you're so sensitive about your height. 1312 01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:52,880 Chill. 1313 01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:58,880 I'm so upset about it because literally like if I was like 5 8 I'd be like all right there 1314 01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:03,880 was not a chance that I could have been six foot right but if I like I'm 511. 1315 01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:07,880 So I've always been out of the height game so I'm just used to it but my brother's the 1316 01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:08,880 same height as you. 1317 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:15,880 Yeah so he's 511 so you're like it's like you had the chance to be one inch taller 1318 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:17,880 and then you would have hit that six foot mark. 1319 01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:18,880 Yeah. 1320 01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:19,880 Yeah. 1321 01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:24,880 So that's something you poor 511 guys got to do because my brother my brother is 15 years 1322 01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:25,880 old and he's taller. 1323 01:09:25,880 --> 01:09:32,880 My brother is six foot at 15 he's going to be like six three like he's like super tall 1324 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:36,880 but I was 5 8 my senior year of high school. 1325 01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:38,880 I didn't get the 511 till I was like 20. 1326 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:39,880 You're lucky. 1327 01:09:39,880 --> 01:09:40,880 Yeah. 1328 01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:44,880 Like you got blessed because that's like a miracle. 1329 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:51,880 Yeah no but they your last growth spurt is between 18 and 20 and I grew up I grew to 1330 01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:54,880 511 and that's it. 1331 01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:56,880 511 three inches. 1332 01:09:56,880 --> 01:09:58,880 That's I don't even fucking believe you. 1333 01:09:58,880 --> 01:10:00,880 That's possible. 1334 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:08,880 Have you met him before. 1335 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:15,880 I was like in the station and I watched this guy like getting shot. 1336 01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:18,880 You want to fucking video. 1337 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,880 Like Tyler that's enough. 1338 01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:25,880 Have you recorded it on his phone. 1339 01:10:25,880 --> 01:10:30,880 Oh now you're naming names. 1340 01:10:30,880 --> 01:10:33,880 I was gonna fucking know who he is. 1341 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:36,880 I'm not saying it didn't happen. 1342 01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:39,880 I'm just saying this at least things happen a lot to you. 1343 01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:42,880 I know my life is insane. 1344 01:10:42,880 --> 01:10:47,880 I don't know what just awful shit always happens to me. 1345 01:10:47,880 --> 01:10:51,880 It just happens man. 1346 01:10:51,880 --> 01:10:53,880 You're just a black cloud I guess. 1347 01:10:53,880 --> 01:10:56,880 I'm a black I'm a weird cloud weird shit always happens. 1348 01:10:56,880 --> 01:10:58,880 I'm not a white cloud. 1349 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:03,880 I'm not a black cloud just weird shit constantly happens around me or I pay attention enough 1350 01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:05,880 to realize that the fucking weird shit is going on. 1351 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:09,880 I was at the mall with my girlfriend the other day and it was great. 1352 01:11:09,880 --> 01:11:14,880 I was sitting there and like there was a fucking pack of artists that just were there 1353 01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:20,880 and one guy was wearing cowboy boots and a cape and he was going around going like this. 1354 01:11:20,880 --> 01:11:24,880 What is fucking cape running around and nobody else noticed it. 1355 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:26,880 My girlfriend didn't even notice it. 1356 01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:31,880 I'm like do you see the guy with the cape and cowboy boots and she's like I thought you were joking. 1357 01:11:31,880 --> 01:11:35,880 And I'm like this is what happens in my life because I pay attention. 1358 01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:37,880 Bro that's what people like. 1359 01:11:37,880 --> 01:11:39,880 I'm just trying to say something about Mary. 1360 01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:40,880 They're my brother. 1361 01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,880 That's why people are just like sheep like now. 1362 01:11:43,880 --> 01:11:45,880 They don't pay attention. 1363 01:11:45,880 --> 01:11:47,880 But you're saying that's cool that this dude is out there doing nutty shit. 1364 01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:49,880 Dude yeah it was fucking cool. 1365 01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,880 People don't notice anything anymore. 1366 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,880 That's why the government can get away with anything. 1367 01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:55,880 And then I was walking by. 1368 01:11:55,880 --> 01:12:00,880 This is in the bigger mall that we have. 1369 01:12:00,880 --> 01:12:02,880 I won't say the name of it but the bigger mall. 1370 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,880 You know the one that's named after the town. 1371 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,880 Not the one that's named after just nothing. 1372 01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,880 So I was there. 1373 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:17,880 So I was there and after the fucking cape guy was fucking going around doing weird shit. 1374 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:22,880 I was walking by and some dudes just rolling up the fucking weed joint. 1375 01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:27,880 Just rolling up in public. 1376 01:12:27,880 --> 01:12:30,880 Well weed is fucking legal now man. 1377 01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,880 What do you expect? 1378 01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:35,880 You don't roll up in a fucking mall. 1379 01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:37,880 Oh yeah that is a gangsta. 1380 01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:40,880 He was just sitting there like he didn't care. 1381 01:12:40,880 --> 01:12:42,880 There's no rules anymore. 1382 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:43,880 Public experiment. 1383 01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:45,880 I love watching those kind of videos. 1384 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,880 Back when I was in high school. 1385 01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,880 Dude you're getting fucking beaten up by the cops. 1386 01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:51,880 Possibly. 1387 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:53,880 Don't bring that shit around here. 1388 01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:55,880 Especially at that mall. 1389 01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:57,880 Oh yeah. 1390 01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:00,880 Is that the one with the police station in it or is that the other one? 1391 01:13:00,880 --> 01:13:02,880 I think the other one has the police station in it. 1392 01:13:02,880 --> 01:13:04,880 Yeah that's... oh I don't think they do. 1393 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:07,880 The one... I'm not... 1394 01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,880 Yeah. 1395 01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:12,880 No no the other one has the police station in I think. 1396 01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:14,880 Oh okay. 1397 01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,880 Yeah I was walking around that mall one time. 1398 01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:20,880 Like for a charity event. 1399 01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:22,880 I was dressed like a skeleton. 1400 01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:25,880 And the security guard stopped me and was like whoa whoa whoa. 1401 01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:26,880 What's up buddy? 1402 01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:28,880 You can't wear a mask. 1403 01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:30,880 And I was like oh I'm working. 1404 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:32,880 Bro I'm a skeleton. 1405 01:13:32,880 --> 01:13:34,880 I'm a skeleton so fuck yourself. 1406 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,880 It was like the journey through the body thing. 1407 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:39,880 Oh yeah that was cool. 1408 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:41,880 Well I didn't do anything. 1409 01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:43,880 I just walked around. 1410 01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:46,880 And then I had to walk around without the mask 1411 01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:49,880 and it was just stupid because I just had like a black t-shirt on. 1412 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:53,880 So did you guys ever hear like the ladder experiment? 1413 01:13:53,880 --> 01:13:55,880 No. 1414 01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:58,880 So basically these guys in the psychology class 1415 01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:00,880 and I think Harvard or some shit. 1416 01:14:00,880 --> 01:14:02,880 Oh shit shit shit shit. 1417 01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:05,880 I think these guys in a... I think it was a Harvard class. 1418 01:14:05,880 --> 01:14:07,880 Are we gonna smoke a cigarette? 1419 01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,880 Maybe. 1420 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,880 We'll take a break after this story. 1421 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:13,880 Oh we can't smoke one after. 1422 01:14:13,880 --> 01:14:15,880 I like psychology experience. 1423 01:14:15,880 --> 01:14:17,880 I know a lot of the... 1424 01:14:17,880 --> 01:14:20,880 They're like let's do an experiment where 1425 01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:22,880 we'll go into places with a ladder 1426 01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:23,880 and wearing like a tool belt 1427 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,880 and see how far into places they can get. 1428 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:29,880 Oh yeah it's like that show in practical with jokers you know. 1429 01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:32,880 Which is a comedy show but it's also like a social experiment 1430 01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:35,880 because you can do anything when you have a worker's uniform on. 1431 01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:37,880 But like these guys would go to like random places 1432 01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:39,880 like they went to like concerts and shit 1433 01:14:39,880 --> 01:14:41,880 and they'd just go in with a ladder and a tool belt 1434 01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:43,880 and then they'd be like where are you guys going? 1435 01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:45,880 Like yeah the fucking lights up there need to get changed. 1436 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:48,880 Like oh alright they didn't have fucking paperwork. 1437 01:14:48,880 --> 01:14:50,880 They didn't have IDs. 1438 01:14:50,880 --> 01:14:53,880 They just had a fucking tool belt and a fucking ladder. 1439 01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:55,880 They got into the White House. 1440 01:14:55,880 --> 01:14:57,880 They got into the White House. 1441 01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,880 Yes that's... 1442 01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:01,880 You're gonna get shot. 1443 01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:04,880 That's awesome because like if you you know at my job 1444 01:15:04,880 --> 01:15:07,880 if you come in with a certain color you know scrub your uniform. 1445 01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:09,880 You can do whatever you want. 1446 01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:12,880 I mean you gotta have a badge but if you're like oh I lost my badge 1447 01:15:12,880 --> 01:15:15,880 you're like oh you're like you're this kind of person. 1448 01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:16,880 Dude during COVID. 1449 01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:18,880 During COVID my grand... 1450 01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:22,880 During COVID my grandfather was in the hospital 1451 01:15:22,880 --> 01:15:26,880 and I was wearing my uniform that like I just got out of work 1452 01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:28,880 and like you know how they weren't allowing like people 1453 01:15:28,880 --> 01:15:30,880 and like rooms and shit. 1454 01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:33,880 I literally just go hey I need to get upstairs 1455 01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:36,880 we left a we left a card up there or something like oh alright 1456 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:39,880 and they literally all they did I was wearing my uniform 1457 01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:43,880 and I just walked in and I could get through the entire hospital 1458 01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:47,880 and people were scanning me indoors and shit because I had a uniform on. 1459 01:15:47,880 --> 01:15:52,880 Like all you have to do is look like you belong somewhere. 1460 01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:54,880 What are you gonna do? What's the mayhem that you're gonna cause? 1461 01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:57,880 Yeah but like all you need to do is look like you belong somewhere 1462 01:15:57,880 --> 01:15:59,880 and you'll do it. 1463 01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:01,880 Can you get in anywhere with a ladder? 1464 01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:03,880 On YouTube? 1465 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:06,880 The White House though that's insane. 1466 01:16:06,880 --> 01:16:08,880 Yeah I got into a fucking White House. 1467 01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:10,880 I would not do that. 1468 01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,880 I wouldn't do it either. 1469 01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:15,880 I don't know this stuff. 1470 01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:17,880 Here's a little stuck but uh... 1471 01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:19,880 He's probably Joe Biden. 1472 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:20,880 Hey! 1473 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,880 I'm gonna break into this shit. 1474 01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:29,880 Be like hey uh Trump we need to fix the the lights up in the the oval office 1475 01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:34,880 be like alright wonderful I love it I love it I need more light to... 1476 01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:36,880 Dude that's pretty good. 1477 01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:38,880 Let's take a break. 1478 01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:40,880 We'll uh... 1479 01:16:40,880 --> 01:16:42,880 We'll be back with more uh... 1480 01:16:42,880 --> 01:16:44,880 Untitled Podcast in the uh... 1481 01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:46,880 The order of the Autists. 1482 01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,880 Maybe uh... maybe Dan will be here by then. 1483 01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:03,880 Uh... welcome back. 1484 01:17:03,880 --> 01:17:05,880 Untitled Podcast. 1485 01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:07,880 Yo what's up motherfuckers? 1486 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:08,880 Dan's back. 1487 01:17:08,880 --> 01:17:11,880 Ali Mack decides not to pick up ever. 1488 01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:13,880 Oh my god I fucking hate this guy. 1489 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:15,880 We've got his replacement. 1490 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:17,880 Oh Jesus Christ. 1491 01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:19,880 He's more reliable. 1492 01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:22,880 You've probably been here more than Ali Mack has. 1493 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,880 Yeah for a second time. 1494 01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:28,880 It's a tie. 1495 01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:32,880 What are you saying that how uh... 1496 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:37,880 Joe Rogan they started doing smelling salts to copy us. 1497 01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:39,880 Yeah Joe Rogan's copying us. 1498 01:17:39,880 --> 01:17:40,880 We should sue him. 1499 01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:45,880 We definitely don't commit any sort of copyright infringement. 1500 01:17:47,880 --> 01:17:49,880 They've definitely been doing that for like a year. 1501 01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:51,880 Yeah the stick is bad but... 1502 01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:56,880 You should try it bro it's not that bad. 1503 01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:58,880 Yeah I did try it kind of. 1504 01:17:58,880 --> 01:17:59,880 I didn't get as close as... 1505 01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:02,880 Nah like just go like this and do... 1506 01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:03,880 Like you don't even need to do a... 1507 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:04,880 Oh god dude. 1508 01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:06,880 Can you get right in there? 1509 01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:07,880 Yeah. 1510 01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:09,880 Dude this guy is fucking insane. 1511 01:18:09,880 --> 01:18:10,880 Wow. 1512 01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:12,880 Let's take a full breath if I can. 1513 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:14,880 Oh I was watching this the other day that uh... 1514 01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:15,880 I sent you. 1515 01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:19,880 What else do you do like that? 1516 01:18:19,880 --> 01:18:20,880 No it's a... 1517 01:18:20,880 --> 01:18:21,880 Bansal. 1518 01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:24,880 That's it. That's all we got. 1519 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:43,880 What is this? 1520 01:18:43,880 --> 01:18:45,880 What are we listening to? 1521 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:47,880 Double door ass calmly. 1522 01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:52,880 Dude I wish I had on video when Tyler was shinking. 1523 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:56,880 I tried to do that at my house to my cat. 1524 01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:59,880 But I just couldn't do it on the same level that Tyler did it. 1525 01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,880 Fucking me in. 1526 01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:03,880 Fucking are you fucking weak are you motherfucker. 1527 01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:07,880 We're gonna talk about Harry Potter 5 today don't we? 1528 01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:09,880 I haven't watched it so... 1529 01:19:09,880 --> 01:19:11,880 I probably can't right? 1530 01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:13,880 Is that a new movie coming out or has that been out? 1531 01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:15,880 No it's been out for like 10 years. 1532 01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:17,880 Oh like 15 years. 1533 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:20,880 Yeah so I think we're gonna have to skip a week with that 1534 01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:22,880 and go come back next week. 1535 01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:23,880 Oh really? 1536 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:24,880 In a while. 1537 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:25,880 Really really really. 1538 01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,880 What about the new Peter Pan on Disney Plus? 1539 01:19:27,880 --> 01:19:28,880 Dude did you... 1540 01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:29,880 Oh my god did you... 1541 01:19:29,880 --> 01:19:33,880 The fucking thing that I sent the group chat the other day was fucking hilarious. 1542 01:19:33,880 --> 01:19:34,880 What's that? 1543 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:36,880 The little mermaid fucking thing. 1544 01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:37,880 Oh she couldn't swim. 1545 01:19:37,880 --> 01:19:39,880 The black little mermaid can't swim. 1546 01:19:39,880 --> 01:19:41,880 Oh man yeah. 1547 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:42,880 That's messed up. 1548 01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:44,880 I argue with all the time with people but I'm like you don't see... 1549 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:45,880 Oh my god. 1550 01:19:45,880 --> 01:19:48,880 Can we talk about what we said in that? 1551 01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:52,880 Like the learning how to swim shows how much your parents care about you. 1552 01:19:52,880 --> 01:19:53,880 Yeah. 1553 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:55,880 It's hard for black people to swim. 1554 01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:57,880 They have different bone density. 1555 01:19:57,880 --> 01:19:58,880 Yeah but like... 1556 01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:00,880 When I saw a black person in an Olympic swimming contest... 1557 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:02,880 We're getting carried away. 1558 01:20:02,880 --> 01:20:04,880 No it's true. 1559 01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:07,880 There's this part on this movie. 1560 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:12,880 There's this part in this movie 42 with Jackie Robinson. 1561 01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:14,880 Where the people... 1562 01:20:14,880 --> 01:20:17,880 Where the announcer goes well you know black people have a... 1563 01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:21,880 They have a different heel shape than white people so they can't hit the ball as far. 1564 01:20:21,880 --> 01:20:25,880 And then Jackie Robinson fucking cracks a fucking dinger. 1565 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:29,880 And the other guy goes is that dude who was fucking heel? 1566 01:20:29,880 --> 01:20:31,880 Fucking peed? 1567 01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:34,880 Wow that's like eugenics. 1568 01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:36,880 You sound exactly like that. 1569 01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:38,880 I'm talking about an evolutionary trend. 1570 01:20:38,880 --> 01:20:40,880 There is that uh... 1571 01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:46,880 There's that one announcer that was talking about a fast twitch muscle fiber. 1572 01:20:46,880 --> 01:20:48,880 And he just like destroyed his career. 1573 01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:49,880 Yeah. 1574 01:20:49,880 --> 01:20:50,880 Even though it's like... 1575 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:51,880 Real? 1576 01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:52,880 It's real. 1577 01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:53,880 Yeah I mean they... 1578 01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:55,880 They have extra muscle fiber that we don't. 1579 01:20:55,880 --> 01:20:56,880 Well they have... 1580 01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:59,880 There's like fast twitch and slow twitch. 1581 01:20:59,880 --> 01:21:00,880 Black people. 1582 01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:01,880 Oh my god. 1583 01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:02,880 Canceled. 1584 01:21:02,880 --> 01:21:03,880 Canceled. 1585 01:21:03,880 --> 01:21:04,880 Yeah it's uh... 1586 01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:05,880 There's the uh... 1587 01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:06,880 What is it? 1588 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:08,880 The glycolytic right muscle fibers. 1589 01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:09,880 What's that? 1590 01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:11,880 The low glycogen muscle fibers. 1591 01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:13,880 Right faster, slow twitch. 1592 01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:14,880 I don't know but... 1593 01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:15,880 I was watching... 1594 01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:16,880 I was trying to... 1595 01:21:16,880 --> 01:21:18,880 I was thinking about getting into like some sprinting 1596 01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:20,880 because it's like really good for you. 1597 01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:21,880 And uh... 1598 01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:23,880 Because you want to be more like who? 1599 01:21:23,880 --> 01:21:24,880 Usain Bolt. 1600 01:21:24,880 --> 01:21:26,880 You want to be like Usain Bolt? 1601 01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:27,880 Yeah. 1602 01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:29,880 There's no white people in the lineup. 1603 01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:32,880 You know I'm like maybe this isn't a good thing for me to get into. 1604 01:21:33,880 --> 01:21:37,880 So but now that you bring it up I've never seen black people swimming in the Olympics. 1605 01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:40,880 I mean Uganda has a team. 1606 01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:41,880 I mean... 1607 01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:42,880 What? 1608 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:44,880 Dude that was the total hyperbole. 1609 01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:46,880 We're gonna have to do some editing. 1610 01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:50,880 If you would call me the racist one. 1611 01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:54,880 Dude it's just about something that I just talked to somebody about. 1612 01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:56,880 It was a swimming thing that's all. 1613 01:21:56,880 --> 01:21:59,880 But yeah like they literally can't swim. 1614 01:21:59,880 --> 01:22:01,880 Oh my god. 1615 01:22:01,880 --> 01:22:03,880 Should we restart? 1616 01:22:03,880 --> 01:22:05,880 No no no. 1617 01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:07,880 That came out wrong. 1618 01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:09,880 The little mermaid literally can't swim. 1619 01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:14,880 I think we did this one time on ambulance sessions when I played like the amazing racist videos. 1620 01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:20,880 About the one with the video where he was going up to black people and be like free boat rides back to Africa. 1621 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:22,880 Oh I remember that. 1622 01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:23,880 Yeah. 1623 01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:26,880 Alright. 1624 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:29,880 He was going into the laundry mat wearing a KKK uniform. 1625 01:22:29,880 --> 01:22:35,880 He went into a laundry mat in like the hood wearing a KKK uniform. 1626 01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:36,880 Who was this guy? 1627 01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:37,880 The amazing racist. 1628 01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:38,880 R.H.Cha4. 1629 01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:39,880 He's a comedian. 1630 01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:41,880 Oh yeah I can't stand him. 1631 01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,880 He's friends with Joe Rogan. 1632 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:44,880 Is he? 1633 01:22:44,880 --> 01:22:45,880 I don't know. 1634 01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:46,880 Yeah R.H.Cha4. 1635 01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:49,880 Well he's always like the one thing I don't like is he's... 1636 01:22:49,880 --> 01:22:50,880 The provocateur. 1637 01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:53,880 No he's always talking about like he's just... 1638 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,880 I know what you mean yeah. 1639 01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:56,880 He's just grimy. 1640 01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:59,880 He's like trying to explain how his... 1641 01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:01,880 He's the cool uncle to his nephew. 1642 01:23:01,880 --> 01:23:04,880 And he goes I'm the uncle that sleeps with prostitutes. 1643 01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:05,880 I'm the cool uncle. 1644 01:23:05,880 --> 01:23:08,880 I'm like bro I don't think that makes you cool. 1645 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:09,880 I mean like... 1646 01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:11,880 Should the kids know about it too? 1647 01:23:11,880 --> 01:23:12,880 What's that? 1648 01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:15,880 Yeah so that kind of implies that he really tells his nephews about it. 1649 01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:20,880 Yeah I mean dude if you gotta get what you gotta get go and get your thing but don't tell the world about it. 1650 01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:22,880 I feel like I fuck whores daily. 1651 01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:23,880 Yeah. 1652 01:23:23,880 --> 01:23:30,880 Like JFK is just like I need to have sex with women six times a day or I will not be able to be the president. 1653 01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:32,880 Dude I'll tell you a story. 1654 01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:38,880 I was working at Home Depot and a relative of mine who I hadn't seen in a while. 1655 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:42,880 Everybody in the family kind of knows that this relative's got a problem with prostitutes. 1656 01:23:42,880 --> 01:23:43,880 Wow. 1657 01:23:43,880 --> 01:23:44,880 Yeah. 1658 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:46,880 Like is he like angry at prostitutes or he fucks prostitutes? 1659 01:23:46,880 --> 01:23:47,880 You're a relative? 1660 01:23:47,880 --> 01:23:48,880 Oh he fucks them. 1661 01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:49,880 Oh okay. 1662 01:23:49,880 --> 01:23:54,880 I felt like it was like an onsite thing if you saw prostitutes just like I'm gonna beat their ass. 1663 01:23:54,880 --> 01:23:57,880 He's got like you know he just has sex with prostitutes. 1664 01:23:57,880 --> 01:24:00,880 So I haven't seen it in this guy in like five years. 1665 01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:01,880 And uh... 1666 01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:02,880 Is this somebody you work with? 1667 01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:03,880 No it's his uncle. 1668 01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:07,880 Well I didn't say it's a relative. 1669 01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:08,880 You said it's his uncle. 1670 01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:10,880 You implied it's an uncle. 1671 01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:11,880 Did I say it? 1672 01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:12,880 Yeah you said uncle. 1673 01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:13,880 Did I say it? 1674 01:24:13,880 --> 01:24:14,880 Yeah you did. 1675 01:24:14,880 --> 01:24:18,880 You said something about Home Depot and then I somehow figured out you were a relative of this person. 1676 01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:20,880 Yeah so it's a relative. 1677 01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:23,880 It really is a relative of Home Sets. 1678 01:24:23,880 --> 01:24:31,880 But he comes up to me and he's like dude just tested negative for everything and I've had 1679 01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:33,880 sex with a lot of hookers dude. 1680 01:24:33,880 --> 01:24:36,880 And I'm like and he goes high five and I'm like bro. 1681 01:24:36,880 --> 01:24:38,880 I don't want to touch that. 1682 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:43,880 I was like 20, 22, 21, no 20. 1683 01:24:43,880 --> 01:24:44,880 I was like 20. 1684 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:46,880 That's messed up. 1685 01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:51,880 Yeah and it was like dude maybe we could catch up on some other things before that. 1686 01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:54,880 Bro, testin negative bro. 1687 01:24:54,880 --> 01:24:55,880 High five. 1688 01:24:55,880 --> 01:24:57,880 Wow that's risky. 1689 01:24:57,880 --> 01:24:59,880 That is risky. 1690 01:24:59,880 --> 01:25:02,880 And he was saying that you know like yeah put in a lot of them raw. 1691 01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:05,880 It's like you're brave. 1692 01:25:05,880 --> 01:25:07,880 That's a brave man. 1693 01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:09,880 That's a different level of bravery. 1694 01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:13,880 That's like you know they're soldiers and they're fucking prostitutes raw. 1695 01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:16,880 Yeah. 1696 01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:21,880 I lived in LA and you'd always hear about people going across the border and then getting like 1697 01:25:21,880 --> 01:25:24,880 some, these were their dick rotted off. 1698 01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:26,880 Wait is that like Tijuana? 1699 01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:28,880 Yeah like Tijuana hookers. 1700 01:25:28,880 --> 01:25:30,880 A couple Americans got murdered in Mexico this week. 1701 01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:32,880 That sounds like, that sounds like. 1702 01:25:32,880 --> 01:25:34,880 They put out like a thing to the Mexican government. 1703 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:36,880 That sounds like a personal problem. 1704 01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:38,880 Don't go to Mexico. 1705 01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:40,880 Like what the fuck are you doing in Mexico? 1706 01:25:40,880 --> 01:25:43,880 I'm a level five criminal facility. 1707 01:25:43,880 --> 01:25:46,880 Man they're just trying to get Brazilian butt lifts in Mexico. 1708 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:47,880 Yeah maybe. 1709 01:25:47,880 --> 01:25:48,880 That sucks. 1710 01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:49,880 Yeah they just. 1711 01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:50,880 Don't go to Mexico. 1712 01:25:50,880 --> 01:25:51,880 Damn instead. 1713 01:25:51,880 --> 01:25:57,880 Yo my one friend from, do you know where Chula Vista is? 1714 01:25:57,880 --> 01:25:59,880 Nah I never heard of it. 1715 01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:00,880 Really? 1716 01:26:00,880 --> 01:26:02,880 Oh okay it's like right on the border. 1717 01:26:02,880 --> 01:26:05,880 No I never went south of Venice Beach. 1718 01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:06,880 Oh okay. 1719 01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:10,880 I was like in San Fernando but I did a lot of work along the coast. 1720 01:26:10,880 --> 01:26:14,880 You know I was all in Malibu and everything doing work but I lived in the valley. 1721 01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:15,880 So you see Trump? 1722 01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:17,880 You see Trump in Malibu? 1723 01:26:17,880 --> 01:26:20,880 No I seen some celebrities up. 1724 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:24,880 So how far is Tijuana from LA? 1725 01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:26,880 Like I don't understand the geography. 1726 01:26:26,880 --> 01:26:28,880 Yeah like where is Tijuana? 1727 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:29,880 A few hours. 1728 01:26:29,880 --> 01:26:32,880 Right across the border from what I'm, you know, the few times I looked at mass. 1729 01:26:32,880 --> 01:26:34,880 Wait California's on the border? 1730 01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:35,880 Yeah. 1731 01:26:35,880 --> 01:26:38,880 I always thought that California was like slightly like farther off. 1732 01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:40,880 No it's a border state. 1733 01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:41,880 Is it? 1734 01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:42,880 I never realized that. 1735 01:26:42,880 --> 01:26:43,880 Let's see. 1736 01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:44,880 Yeah my buddy said. 1737 01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:45,880 No I never made it down that far. 1738 01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:46,880 Yeah yeah. 1739 01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:49,880 I was scared even back, this was in like 2005, 2007. 1740 01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:53,880 Yeah there's no reason to like to even go like down there. 1741 01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:56,880 I was scared just in my neighborhood sometimes. 1742 01:26:56,880 --> 01:26:57,880 Yeah yeah. 1743 01:26:57,880 --> 01:26:58,880 LA is. 1744 01:26:58,880 --> 01:26:59,880 LA is rough. 1745 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:00,880 What were you doing? 1746 01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:01,880 Why'd you live in LA? 1747 01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:02,880 I was just doing some of the travel. 1748 01:27:02,880 --> 01:27:03,880 Oh no shit it is. 1749 01:27:03,880 --> 01:27:07,880 I played GTA 5 with accounts. 1750 01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:08,880 Yeah. 1751 01:27:08,880 --> 01:27:11,880 And they say it's really accurate. 1752 01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:14,880 I mean GTA 4 is pretty accurate to fucking New York. 1753 01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:15,880 Is it? 1754 01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:16,880 Yeah. 1755 01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:17,880 That's the one with the Russian right? 1756 01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:18,880 It should be mass. 1757 01:27:18,880 --> 01:27:19,880 Yeah. 1758 01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:20,880 Yeah it's pretty good. 1759 01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:23,880 I like GTA 4 a lot better than I like 5 but I just like New York City better. 1760 01:27:23,880 --> 01:27:24,880 Better than 5? 1761 01:27:24,880 --> 01:27:25,880 I like New York City better. 1762 01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:27,880 I don't like this, I don't like fucking, I don't like LA. 1763 01:27:27,880 --> 01:27:30,880 I don't like a bunch of ass hats. 1764 01:27:30,880 --> 01:27:37,880 It's so funny because I'd be playing GTA 5 and my girlfriend who's been to LA is like 1765 01:27:37,880 --> 01:27:40,880 oh I recognize that building and it's like the observatory. 1766 01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:41,880 Yeah. 1767 01:27:41,880 --> 01:27:42,880 You know that? 1768 01:27:42,880 --> 01:27:43,880 Yeah I know the Skylon. 1769 01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:44,880 I've never been there. 1770 01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:45,880 Yeah. 1771 01:27:45,880 --> 01:27:49,880 Because I like GTA 4 because of New York City and it's more like gritty. 1772 01:27:49,880 --> 01:27:53,880 I think I like the part about it because instead of being like more like fantastical it's like 1773 01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:56,880 more like grounded and like gritty like type shit. 1774 01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:57,880 Yeah yeah. 1775 01:27:57,880 --> 01:27:59,880 I know what you mean. 1776 01:27:59,880 --> 01:28:03,880 The storyline is more like gritty and the city itself is like harsher. 1777 01:28:03,880 --> 01:28:08,880 I feel like like I feel like New York as a whole is a harsher city than Los Angeles though. 1778 01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:09,880 Like you know what I'm saying? 1779 01:28:09,880 --> 01:28:12,880 I mean I'm sure they both smell like sewage but like. 1780 01:28:12,880 --> 01:28:15,880 Well no because LA is all spread out. 1781 01:28:15,880 --> 01:28:17,880 New York is just fucking. 1782 01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:23,880 You know you're downtown like Skid Row and all that but otherwise it's just like big towns. 1783 01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:27,880 And you got like fucking places like like the fucking harsher parts of Brooklyn and shit. 1784 01:28:27,880 --> 01:28:28,880 That shit's fucking crazy. 1785 01:28:28,880 --> 01:28:31,880 I don't know if you guys ever been in like the shitty parts of Brooklyn. 1786 01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:33,880 They're rough. 1787 01:28:33,880 --> 01:28:35,880 Yeah I believe it. 1788 01:28:35,880 --> 01:28:41,880 It was weird because like I go down to New York City a decent amount of times but when I'm playing Grand Theft Auto 4 1789 01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:44,880 I'm like holy shit this is just like fucking New York City. 1790 01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,880 You want someone to get a shot in the head? 1791 01:28:46,880 --> 01:28:47,880 Not in New York City. 1792 01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:48,880 Alright. 1793 01:28:48,880 --> 01:28:49,880 My brother lives in Baltimore. 1794 01:28:49,880 --> 01:28:51,880 I was telling you guys New York City is nice. 1795 01:28:51,880 --> 01:28:52,880 Is it? 1796 01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:53,880 It's like up and coming. 1797 01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:55,880 Oh my god in the harbor area. 1798 01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:57,880 Maryland's flag looks cool. 1799 01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:01,880 If you guys if you're looking for like a nice cool big city to move to. 1800 01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:03,880 Man I gotta do some traveling. 1801 01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:04,880 I like New Hampshire. 1802 01:29:04,880 --> 01:29:05,880 I was thinking that today. 1803 01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:08,880 I just like getting old I gotta travel more. 1804 01:29:08,880 --> 01:29:11,880 I'm going to see my mom in Greece in September hopefully. 1805 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:13,880 Does she live out there? 1806 01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:15,880 Yeah I haven't seen her in eight years. 1807 01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:16,880 Really? 1808 01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:21,880 Yeah she moved to Greece to take care of my grandma and then just took her house and never came back. 1809 01:29:21,880 --> 01:29:24,880 So you're like full on like Greek then? 1810 01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:32,880 Yeah it's weird I did mine 23 and me and I'm actually only like 20% or no less than that like 15% Greek. 1811 01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:33,880 It's more Italian. 1812 01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:35,880 Yeah because it's like right on the border. 1813 01:29:35,880 --> 01:29:36,880 It's all intermixed. 1814 01:29:36,880 --> 01:29:40,880 Yeah because I'm like to me I'm like I didn't see Greek in you at all. 1815 01:29:40,880 --> 01:29:47,880 But like I took mine and I literally was looking at it and I'm not 50% German I'm 28% German. 1816 01:29:47,880 --> 01:29:55,880 And then I'm 22% Irish and then there's a little bit of English in there and Scottish. 1817 01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:57,880 But yeah. 1818 01:29:57,880 --> 01:29:58,880 You white? 1819 01:29:58,880 --> 01:29:59,880 I'm white. 1820 01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:00,880 Do you have white? 1821 01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:01,880 Those are... 1822 01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,880 Casey's like full on Nordic I think. 1823 01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:05,880 No I did my Dean anything. 1824 01:30:05,880 --> 01:30:07,880 He's O'Neill as Irish as hell. 1825 01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:09,880 I can probably... 1826 01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:10,880 Viking blood. 1827 01:30:10,880 --> 01:30:11,880 British Isles. 1828 01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:12,880 No I'm not. 1829 01:30:12,880 --> 01:30:13,880 Do I look crazy? 1830 01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:15,880 Is the government that kind of shit? 1831 01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:17,880 They already have that shit. 1832 01:30:17,880 --> 01:30:23,880 Like you piss and like there's like goblins under there that are like gathering your piss. 1833 01:30:23,880 --> 01:30:25,880 Now yours not a paranoid buddy. 1834 01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:26,880 Goblins. 1835 01:30:26,880 --> 01:30:27,880 Government goblins. 1836 01:30:27,880 --> 01:30:29,880 I just think it's cool to know. 1837 01:30:29,880 --> 01:30:32,880 I bet we could trace it back far enough and figure out where we're all related. 1838 01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:34,880 There's gotta be a way to do that. 1839 01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:35,880 Yeah I mean... 1840 01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:36,880 Charlemagne. 1841 01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:38,880 You're all Mediterranean though. 1842 01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:39,880 I'm fucking... 1843 01:30:39,880 --> 01:30:41,880 I'm German I'm like Western European. 1844 01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:43,880 But we all have European but you're like... 1845 01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:45,880 Well that's my mom. 1846 01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:46,880 That's my mom. 1847 01:30:46,880 --> 01:30:48,880 I'm 65% Irish. 1848 01:30:48,880 --> 01:30:52,880 Oh so we all have Irish ancestry. 1849 01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:54,880 Yeah what's your last name? 1850 01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:57,880 My last name is Zeldin Zelodon. 1851 01:30:57,880 --> 01:30:59,880 My dad's from Costa Rica but my mom... 1852 01:30:59,880 --> 01:31:03,880 Like the guy who was gonna be governor if this state wasn't piece of shit. 1853 01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:08,880 Wouldn't it be funny if we found out that we were like just... 1854 01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:11,880 Four generations back we're all related. 1855 01:31:11,880 --> 01:31:13,880 We find pictures of our great grandparents. 1856 01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:14,880 Could be. 1857 01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:15,880 Yeah. 1858 01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:17,880 Alright yeah let me look right here. 1859 01:31:17,880 --> 01:31:19,880 I just pulled it off. 1860 01:31:19,880 --> 01:31:21,880 What are you pulling yours up? 1861 01:31:21,880 --> 01:31:23,880 I'm pulling mine up yeah. 1862 01:31:23,880 --> 01:31:25,880 Pull yours up Casey. 1863 01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:27,880 And then we got the conspiracy theorist over here. 1864 01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:29,880 It doesn't believe in giving the government as DNA. 1865 01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:31,880 So 25% Germanic Europe. 1866 01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:33,880 So Germany. 1867 01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:38,880 24% Northwestern Europe which is literally just bordering Germany. 1868 01:31:38,880 --> 01:31:43,880 Ireland 20% and 15% Eastern European and Russian. 1869 01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:45,880 Oh wow. 1870 01:31:45,880 --> 01:31:47,880 Eastern European and Russian? 1871 01:31:47,880 --> 01:31:48,880 Yeah. 1872 01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:49,880 7% Norway. 1873 01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:52,880 We're gonna draft you to the Russian Civil War. 1874 01:31:52,880 --> 01:31:59,880 7% Norway, 7% Scotland, 2% Swedish and 1% Baltic. 1875 01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:00,880 Norway. 1876 01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:02,880 Wow. 1877 01:32:02,880 --> 01:32:07,880 So I for my Eastern European it's not Russian it's actually Polish it says. 1878 01:32:07,880 --> 01:32:09,880 Southeast Poland. 1879 01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:11,880 Hmm. 1880 01:32:11,880 --> 01:32:21,880 Ireland I'm 20% Germanic Europe I'm 25% and Northwestern Europe which is like the country's bordering Europe bordering Germany. 1881 01:32:21,880 --> 01:32:23,880 Does anybody have the Neanderthal gene? 1882 01:32:23,880 --> 01:32:24,880 Yeah I do. 1883 01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:33,880 I had like I was stoked for a while because it said I had more Neanderthal DNA than 85% of the population. 1884 01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:38,880 And I was going around using that as an excuse when I do retarded shit. 1885 01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:45,880 I'm like wow I mean I am a lot of Neanderthal and it turns out they like took it they like dialed it down. 1886 01:32:45,880 --> 01:32:46,880 It's like yeah that's way less. 1887 01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:48,880 Like I would say updated it. 1888 01:32:48,880 --> 01:32:49,880 I'm like damn it. 1889 01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:50,880 That was my excuse. 1890 01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:51,880 They updated it? 1891 01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:52,880 Yeah. 1892 01:32:52,880 --> 01:32:57,880 But my entire like family came over like to New York. 1893 01:32:57,880 --> 01:33:02,880 Like that's the only state that my entire family's like if you look at it it's all New York. 1894 01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:06,880 My entire family came to New York and stayed in New York. 1895 01:33:06,880 --> 01:33:08,880 What percentage were you Irish? 1896 01:33:08,880 --> 01:33:09,880 20. 1897 01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:10,880 Okay. 1898 01:33:10,880 --> 01:33:14,880 I'm 57.4% British and Irish. 1899 01:33:14,880 --> 01:33:21,880 And this is scary actually because it tells you what counties you're from. 1900 01:33:21,880 --> 01:33:22,880 Yeah. 1901 01:33:22,880 --> 01:33:23,880 I think I talked about this before. 1902 01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:24,880 Right. 1903 01:33:24,880 --> 01:33:29,880 It tells you what counties your DNA comes from mostly. 1904 01:33:29,880 --> 01:33:35,880 And my name is a reference to the first two counties that I said my DNA's from. 1905 01:33:35,880 --> 01:33:36,880 Really? 1906 01:33:36,880 --> 01:33:37,880 Yeah. 1907 01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:38,880 So like the river in between them. 1908 01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:41,880 My last name is means people of the Black River. 1909 01:33:41,880 --> 01:33:42,880 Really? 1910 01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:44,880 And the Black River separates those two counties. 1911 01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:46,880 So it's like it's super accurate. 1912 01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:57,880 So mine is my last name means of the forest or forest dwelling because my name is Lee and 1913 01:33:57,880 --> 01:34:03,880 I'm from the L-E-I-G-H which was German for forest like dweller of the forest. 1914 01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:10,880 And if I looked into it and like the counties that I'm from it's like all it was all wooded 1915 01:34:10,880 --> 01:34:11,880 area. 1916 01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:13,880 Like it was all like being from the woods. 1917 01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:14,880 So that's pretty much my thought. 1918 01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:16,880 No it made perfect sense. 1919 01:34:16,880 --> 01:34:18,880 But that's basically how last names were made back then. 1920 01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:23,880 Like they didn't have last names until they started like being this like like instead of 1921 01:34:23,880 --> 01:34:28,880 it used to be like hi I am Tyler of insert town that you're born in type thing. 1922 01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:32,880 Then it turned into I'm Tyler of the forest like. 1923 01:34:32,880 --> 01:34:34,880 They've been boring in your hometown though. 1924 01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:35,880 Yeah. 1925 01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:37,880 Everybody has the same thing. 1926 01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:41,880 But it like before even before that it was be like I'm Tyler son of Chris. 1927 01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:42,880 Like shit. 1928 01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:48,880 That was like actually like how it was before they started being like I'm Tyler actually 1929 01:34:48,880 --> 01:34:53,880 would be I'm Tyler of water vally son of Chris. 1930 01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:56,880 That's how my my my name would be back then. 1931 01:34:56,880 --> 01:34:59,880 And then it turned into I am Tyler of the forest. 1932 01:34:59,880 --> 01:35:02,880 Then it went to I'm Tyler forest pretty much. 1933 01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:04,880 I can see that. 1934 01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:06,880 I've got some. 1935 01:35:06,880 --> 01:35:07,880 Let's see. 1936 01:35:07,880 --> 01:35:12,880 What are some interesting ones because Greek Balkan Italian that's like let me say something 1937 01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:13,880 though. 1938 01:35:13,880 --> 01:35:15,880 My you know how you said Zeldin. 1939 01:35:15,880 --> 01:35:16,880 So I got. 1940 01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:18,880 Lieutenant Governor. 1941 01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:21,880 Esposito is my sister in law's maiden name. 1942 01:35:21,880 --> 01:35:22,880 Really. 1943 01:35:22,880 --> 01:35:23,880 Yeah. 1944 01:35:23,880 --> 01:35:25,880 It's not a pretty common name Esposito. 1945 01:35:25,880 --> 01:35:26,880 Yeah. 1946 01:35:26,880 --> 01:35:27,880 But Zeldin is my last name. 1947 01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:31,880 So my brother his last name is Zeldin and then his wife's name was Esposito and they were 1948 01:35:31,880 --> 01:35:34,880 the Zeldin Esposito for New York. 1949 01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:36,880 Oh that's so weird. 1950 01:35:36,880 --> 01:35:40,880 And the craziest thing though like when you looked at it too was like the DNA matches 1951 01:35:40,880 --> 01:35:43,880 and they're all people that I know they're like oh that's my cousin. 1952 01:35:43,880 --> 01:35:46,880 I can't believe I gave the government my DNA. 1953 01:35:46,880 --> 01:35:47,880 Well I know. 1954 01:35:47,880 --> 01:35:48,880 Okay. 1955 01:35:48,880 --> 01:35:49,880 Like I screwed up. 1956 01:35:49,880 --> 01:35:50,880 Jesus. 1957 01:35:50,880 --> 01:35:51,880 I'm telling you man. 1958 01:35:51,880 --> 01:35:52,880 Don't give me shit. 1959 01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:53,880 You guys are crazy. 1960 01:35:53,880 --> 01:35:54,880 Bro you can see like what. 1961 01:35:54,880 --> 01:35:55,880 Jesus. 1962 01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:57,880 Like my aunt is. 1963 01:35:57,880 --> 01:35:58,880 What does that do for you. 1964 01:35:58,880 --> 01:35:59,880 Like it's has like. 1965 01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:00,880 You're going to attract me. 1966 01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:01,880 Knowing your ancestry. 1967 01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:02,880 Yeah. 1968 01:36:02,880 --> 01:36:03,880 Because it has my aunt. 1969 01:36:03,880 --> 01:36:04,880 It has my other. 1970 01:36:04,880 --> 01:36:05,880 I'm going to know zero. 1971 01:36:05,880 --> 01:36:07,880 My other aunt has my grandma. 1972 01:36:07,880 --> 01:36:08,880 It has my cousin. 1973 01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:09,880 It has my other cousin. 1974 01:36:09,880 --> 01:36:10,880 It has another cousin. 1975 01:36:10,880 --> 01:36:12,880 One of my other cousins. 1976 01:36:12,880 --> 01:36:13,880 Another cousin that I know. 1977 01:36:13,880 --> 01:36:14,880 Another cousin that I know. 1978 01:36:14,880 --> 01:36:15,880 Another cousin that I know. 1979 01:36:15,880 --> 01:36:20,880 Like it's crazy that like your DNA is this like oh yeah you're related to these people. 1980 01:36:20,880 --> 01:36:21,880 Like I'm like. 1981 01:36:21,880 --> 01:36:24,880 And like there's people that like I'm like I recognize the last name. 1982 01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:28,880 I don't recognize these people but I'm like apparently they're my cousin but I reckon 1983 01:36:28,880 --> 01:36:30,880 like I know the name like the last name. 1984 01:36:30,880 --> 01:36:34,880 I'm like oh yeah that's that's like one of my and I'm like oh yeah that's my cousin. 1985 01:36:34,880 --> 01:36:35,880 So it's so weird. 1986 01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:36,880 It is dude. 1987 01:36:36,880 --> 01:36:37,880 It's crazy. 1988 01:36:37,880 --> 01:36:43,560 Like there's there's people with variations of names of like last names that I know in 1989 01:36:43,560 --> 01:36:44,560 my family. 1990 01:36:44,560 --> 01:36:45,560 Yes. 1991 01:36:45,560 --> 01:36:48,880 Like my family in Greece like they're the Kaminos. 1992 01:36:48,880 --> 01:36:53,480 There's actually like some some John what is it Steinbeck novel. 1993 01:36:53,480 --> 01:36:54,480 Yeah. 1994 01:36:54,480 --> 01:36:56,680 He starts off talking about like their hotel that they own. 1995 01:36:56,680 --> 01:36:57,680 Really. 1996 01:36:57,680 --> 01:36:58,680 Yeah. 1997 01:36:58,680 --> 01:36:59,680 California the Kaminos Hotel. 1998 01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:00,680 Yeah. 1999 01:37:00,680 --> 01:37:01,680 That's like my family. 2000 01:37:01,680 --> 01:37:02,680 That's your family. 2001 01:37:02,680 --> 01:37:03,680 Yeah. 2002 01:37:03,680 --> 01:37:04,680 It's like a famous hotel. 2003 01:37:04,680 --> 01:37:05,680 I don't even know if it's still in business anymore. 2004 01:37:05,680 --> 01:37:08,680 But I like I go through and you see all Kaminos. 2005 01:37:08,680 --> 01:37:12,680 This is about like Kamino like the car. 2006 01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:13,680 No. 2007 01:37:13,680 --> 01:37:14,680 The Al Camino. 2008 01:37:14,680 --> 01:37:17,680 Well C A M I N O. 2009 01:37:17,680 --> 01:37:18,680 What's that. 2010 01:37:18,680 --> 01:37:19,680 How do you spell it. 2011 01:37:19,680 --> 01:37:20,680 Kamino. 2012 01:37:20,680 --> 01:37:21,680 Oh C A M I N O S Kaminos. 2013 01:37:21,680 --> 01:37:22,680 Yeah. 2014 01:37:22,680 --> 01:37:23,680 So just like how you. 2015 01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:24,680 Yeah. 2016 01:37:24,680 --> 01:37:25,680 Yeah. 2017 01:37:25,680 --> 01:37:26,680 Yeah. 2018 01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:31,120 It was real funny because I was looking through and there's a guy who was like half 2019 01:37:31,120 --> 01:37:36,720 African or light skin and he's my second cousin. 2020 01:37:36,720 --> 01:37:38,880 I'm like I don't even know who this person is. 2021 01:37:38,880 --> 01:37:42,680 But then I'm like it's probably the blackest from his dad's side or something because like 2022 01:37:42,680 --> 01:37:47,120 I'm like yeah I'm not I don't got any you know African in me at all. 2023 01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:52,160 So what's what's the weirdest ones that you had the black guy like I'm just like I'm 2024 01:37:52,160 --> 01:37:53,160 related to this guy. 2025 01:37:53,160 --> 01:37:54,160 I didn't know that. 2026 01:37:54,160 --> 01:38:00,280 Well I mean what's what's the weirdest like of your ancestry. 2027 01:38:00,280 --> 01:38:01,280 Balkans. 2028 01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:03,560 I have that too. 2029 01:38:03,560 --> 01:38:08,280 I've got a Cypriot what I don't I don't even know what that is. 2030 01:38:08,280 --> 01:38:11,280 Have you ever heard of that. 2031 01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:17,840 I literally have like the base it's just German Northwest Europe Ireland Eastern European 2032 01:38:17,840 --> 01:38:21,880 Norway Scotland Sweden Denmark and the Baltics. 2033 01:38:21,880 --> 01:38:23,480 So white it's not even funny. 2034 01:38:23,480 --> 01:38:28,480 Like I am all European like literally I don't have any like anything like that. 2035 01:38:28,480 --> 01:38:31,680 I have some this is where shit gets weird. 2036 01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:36,840 So I was 100% lying when I said that that I'm Asian to you yesterday. 2037 01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:44,680 Oh I'm more Asian than you northern West Asian 1.5% Cypriot 1.5% that is Arab Egyptian 2038 01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:47,120 and Levitein 0.3%. 2039 01:38:47,120 --> 01:38:50,240 My fucking chromosomes are mostly German. 2040 01:38:50,240 --> 01:38:55,720 Brody Western Asian and North African 0.2% and I got I got something I got I got to tell 2041 01:38:55,720 --> 01:39:00,000 Casey about this here. 2042 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:02,400 But my ethnicity comes back down. 2043 01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:05,560 My ethnicity got a confession to make. 2044 01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:08,080 My ethnicity is mostly German it says though. 2045 01:39:08,080 --> 01:39:13,280 So but my brother who's got like me and my brother like it says that we're genetically 2046 01:39:13,280 --> 01:39:19,880 like brothers and shit he's way more like like Scandinavian than I am. 2047 01:39:19,880 --> 01:39:21,440 So like your brother. 2048 01:39:21,440 --> 01:39:22,440 Yeah. 2049 01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:23,440 What. 2050 01:39:23,440 --> 01:39:27,280 Like it's like and like the thing says that my parents are both our parents like it has 2051 01:39:27,280 --> 01:39:32,480 like the thing and said that like even like he got my he got only because you have they 2052 01:39:32,480 --> 01:39:34,560 also submitted their DNA. 2053 01:39:34,560 --> 01:39:35,560 So they're on there. 2054 01:39:35,560 --> 01:39:36,560 So they're on there too. 2055 01:39:36,560 --> 01:39:41,640 But they it says that they're my parents and says that they're my brother's parents. 2056 01:39:41,640 --> 01:39:45,560 So I was like wait he's way more Scandinavian than I am and I'm like there's some and I 2057 01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:52,320 read into it and like no some even if your brothers you don't have like you only share 2058 01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:54,440 50 percent of your DNA if your brothers. 2059 01:39:54,440 --> 01:39:55,440 Yeah. 2060 01:39:55,440 --> 01:39:56,440 Get out of here. 2061 01:39:56,440 --> 01:39:57,440 Yeah. 2062 01:39:57,440 --> 01:39:58,440 That's crazy. 2063 01:39:58,440 --> 01:40:01,720 Because I saw my brother he didn't take the test and I'm telling him like what we are. 2064 01:40:01,720 --> 01:40:05,200 No because you can look at it and see what your parents were and then you can kind of 2065 01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:09,680 like figure out like the thing because I'm more like my dad like I have way more of my 2066 01:40:09,680 --> 01:40:10,880 dad's shit. 2067 01:40:10,880 --> 01:40:12,880 My brother has way more of my mom's shit. 2068 01:40:12,880 --> 01:40:16,120 But we're removal of a like relation. 2069 01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:18,440 You multiply by point five. 2070 01:40:18,440 --> 01:40:19,440 Yeah. 2071 01:40:19,440 --> 01:40:25,080 The only people that have like the same DNA as you is a twin will be half your DNA and 2072 01:40:25,080 --> 01:40:27,080 half your partner's DNA. 2073 01:40:27,080 --> 01:40:28,080 And then. 2074 01:40:28,080 --> 01:40:29,400 But what half. 2075 01:40:29,400 --> 01:40:31,400 That's pretty much that's the question. 2076 01:40:31,400 --> 01:40:33,840 Your grandkids will have point two five. 2077 01:40:33,840 --> 01:40:34,840 Hopefully the good half. 2078 01:40:34,840 --> 01:40:37,920 Because half that doesn't make him five. 2079 01:40:37,920 --> 01:40:41,560 Because my my mom is way more Scandinavian than my dad. 2080 01:40:41,560 --> 01:40:43,800 Like she's like way like Polish and shit. 2081 01:40:43,800 --> 01:40:46,600 I'm barely Polish and like it's the same thing. 2082 01:40:46,600 --> 01:40:48,080 Like it's it's weird. 2083 01:40:48,080 --> 01:40:51,200 So I got the more German features and the more German like DNA. 2084 01:40:51,200 --> 01:40:52,480 My brother got the more Scandinavian. 2085 01:40:52,480 --> 01:40:57,640 So my brother's fucking tall fucking bright blue eyes blonde hair fucking like Viking 2086 01:40:57,640 --> 01:40:58,640 ass shit. 2087 01:40:58,640 --> 01:41:00,640 I look like I'm a fucking Nazi. 2088 01:41:00,640 --> 01:41:02,640 You do. 2089 01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:06,880 If your hair is slicked back and you have like the Hugo Boss suit on. 2090 01:41:06,880 --> 01:41:07,880 Yeah. 2091 01:41:07,880 --> 01:41:08,880 Yeah. 2092 01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:09,880 Yeah. 2093 01:41:09,880 --> 01:41:10,880 This is straight up look like a Nazi. 2094 01:41:10,880 --> 01:41:12,880 Especially if I do this shit. 2095 01:41:12,880 --> 01:41:13,880 Yeah. 2096 01:41:13,880 --> 01:41:14,880 You do. 2097 01:41:14,880 --> 01:41:15,880 I look like I look like I run a camp. 2098 01:41:15,880 --> 01:41:16,880 Yeah. 2099 01:41:16,880 --> 01:41:18,480 You got any brothers. 2100 01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:19,480 I do. 2101 01:41:19,480 --> 01:41:20,480 Yeah. 2102 01:41:20,480 --> 01:41:21,480 One brother and a sister. 2103 01:41:21,480 --> 01:41:22,480 Yeah. 2104 01:41:22,480 --> 01:41:25,840 My brother is why would German people have oblong faces. 2105 01:41:25,840 --> 01:41:26,840 It's not oblong. 2106 01:41:26,840 --> 01:41:27,960 It's more like squared off. 2107 01:41:27,960 --> 01:41:34,160 But because it looks weird because like humans don't really have square jaws normally. 2108 01:41:34,160 --> 01:41:37,080 But it's like they bred them like that. 2109 01:41:37,080 --> 01:41:40,680 But like if you actually feel my jaw it's a fucking right angle. 2110 01:41:40,680 --> 01:41:41,920 That's what women look for. 2111 01:41:41,920 --> 01:41:42,920 Yeah. 2112 01:41:42,920 --> 01:41:45,120 That's like the first thing that they look for. 2113 01:41:45,120 --> 01:41:46,960 It's like my girlfriend was like feeling my face. 2114 01:41:46,960 --> 01:41:49,720 She's like you your jaw is literally a fucking right angle. 2115 01:41:49,720 --> 01:41:52,320 I'm like yeah. 2116 01:41:52,320 --> 01:41:54,600 It's like it has like a point. 2117 01:41:54,600 --> 01:41:56,280 It's so fucking square. 2118 01:41:56,280 --> 01:41:57,280 Wow. 2119 01:41:57,280 --> 01:41:58,280 That's funny. 2120 01:41:58,280 --> 01:41:59,280 Yeah. 2121 01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:03,640 If you feel it right there it's literally like a fucking it's a right angle right here. 2122 01:42:03,640 --> 01:42:04,640 Wow. 2123 01:42:04,640 --> 01:42:05,640 Yeah. 2124 01:42:05,640 --> 01:42:06,640 Yeah. 2125 01:42:06,640 --> 01:42:08,160 The squareness of your jaw is masculine. 2126 01:42:08,160 --> 01:42:09,240 That's a very German thing. 2127 01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:12,280 Do you have do you have the the butt chin. 2128 01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:13,280 Yeah. 2129 01:42:13,280 --> 01:42:17,000 I have a chin so you can't see it but yeah I have a cleft. 2130 01:42:17,000 --> 01:42:18,440 I have a cleft and I have a square jaw. 2131 01:42:18,440 --> 01:42:19,920 I'm like the fucking crimson chin. 2132 01:42:19,920 --> 01:42:24,880 A little bit like you know like right here. 2133 01:42:24,880 --> 01:42:28,560 Pull the skin back because like right here is the hardest part for me to shave every 2134 01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:34,200 time like right at my chin and also right here sucks because I have to go around the 2135 01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:35,200 fucking right angle. 2136 01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:36,200 Oh shit. 2137 01:42:36,200 --> 01:42:39,960 I have to go around like the right angle of my chin. 2138 01:42:39,960 --> 01:42:44,480 I have to like go like this I have to go down and then I have to go up like this. 2139 01:42:44,480 --> 01:42:46,480 Four million points from Gryffindor. 2140 01:42:46,480 --> 01:42:47,480 Oh no. 2141 01:42:47,480 --> 01:42:48,480 That's bullshit. 2142 01:42:48,480 --> 01:42:51,120 I don't even have that many points. 2143 01:42:51,120 --> 01:42:52,120 Fine. 2144 01:42:52,120 --> 01:42:53,720 Thirty billion points from Gryffindor. 2145 01:42:53,720 --> 01:42:57,320 You can't even get that many points your big nose twice. 2146 01:42:57,320 --> 01:42:59,320 How do you know? 2147 01:42:59,320 --> 01:43:02,400 Four hundred cajillion billion points from Gryffindor. 2148 01:43:02,400 --> 01:43:04,400 It's not even a real number. 2149 01:43:04,400 --> 01:43:07,400 And a pair of your mother's panties. 2150 01:43:07,400 --> 01:43:08,400 What? 2151 01:43:08,400 --> 01:43:10,400 None of your concern. 2152 01:43:10,400 --> 01:43:12,400 Thirty points from Gryffindor. 2153 01:43:12,400 --> 01:43:15,400 Oh give the fuck you being a cunt. 2154 01:43:15,400 --> 01:43:20,400 Mr. Potter what did I tell you about talking in my class? 2155 01:43:20,400 --> 01:43:22,400 But I wasn't talking. 2156 01:43:22,400 --> 01:43:25,400 Four million points from Gryffindor. 2157 01:43:25,400 --> 01:43:26,400 Yep. 2158 01:43:26,400 --> 01:43:27,400 Yep. 2159 01:43:27,400 --> 01:43:28,400 But yeah. 2160 01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:29,400 Maybe so. 2161 01:43:29,400 --> 01:43:30,400 I don't know. 2162 01:43:30,400 --> 01:43:32,400 It reminds me of Catholic school. 2163 01:43:32,400 --> 01:43:37,400 They're so dominating to the students. 2164 01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:39,400 I went to Catholic school. 2165 01:43:39,400 --> 01:43:40,400 It's rough. 2166 01:43:40,400 --> 01:43:41,400 Yeah. 2167 01:43:41,400 --> 01:43:42,400 That's what it seems like. 2168 01:43:42,400 --> 01:43:43,400 So I was born left handed. 2169 01:43:43,400 --> 01:43:45,400 And then what happened? 2170 01:43:45,400 --> 01:43:49,400 And the nuns fucking smacked me with a ruler until I wrote my right hand. 2171 01:43:49,400 --> 01:43:50,400 Oh shit. 2172 01:43:50,400 --> 01:43:54,400 Yeah they go they like smack it on the table but they would smack it on the table. 2173 01:43:54,400 --> 01:43:55,400 I'm using air quotations. 2174 01:43:55,400 --> 01:43:59,400 They would smack it on the table right near your hand and they would always hit your fucking 2175 01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:00,400 hand. 2176 01:44:00,400 --> 01:44:01,400 Oh my god. 2177 01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:03,400 I would slap a nun. 2178 01:44:03,400 --> 01:44:05,400 You're not allowed to be left handed? 2179 01:44:05,400 --> 01:44:07,400 Not in Catholic school. 2180 01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:08,400 The nuns hate it. 2181 01:44:08,400 --> 01:44:11,400 They say it's like the devil's hand or something. 2182 01:44:11,400 --> 01:44:12,400 That's ridiculous. 2183 01:44:12,400 --> 01:44:15,400 But yeah I was born left handed but I started writing with my right hand. 2184 01:44:15,400 --> 01:44:17,400 So they come back to Master of History. 2185 01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:18,400 Probably does. 2186 01:44:18,400 --> 01:44:23,400 The thing is I suck writing with my right hand and I stopped learning how to write my left 2187 01:44:23,400 --> 01:44:25,400 hand when I was in fucking first grade. 2188 01:44:25,400 --> 01:44:27,400 So both my fucking right hand. 2189 01:44:27,400 --> 01:44:32,400 Like my handwriting is fucking terrible because I was born left handed. 2190 01:44:32,400 --> 01:44:35,400 But I had to learn with my right hand and they're both terrible now. 2191 01:44:35,400 --> 01:44:36,400 Oh my god. 2192 01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:40,400 I was writing with my left hand when I was writing fine for the age like the age range 2193 01:44:40,400 --> 01:44:41,400 that I was at. 2194 01:44:41,400 --> 01:44:44,400 And they're like all right you have to learn completely different on your right hand. 2195 01:44:44,400 --> 01:44:49,400 I'm like and now my fucking penmanship is awful because I was born left handed. 2196 01:44:49,400 --> 01:44:56,400 So what hand do you use to you know you know you know jerk off. 2197 01:44:56,400 --> 01:45:01,400 No cut things with scissors I was going to say but yeah take it there. 2198 01:45:01,400 --> 01:45:03,400 No yeah. 2199 01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:04,400 Both. 2200 01:45:04,400 --> 01:45:06,400 I switch back and forth. 2201 01:45:06,400 --> 01:45:07,400 You're hand but back stress. 2202 01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:08,400 Yeah. 2203 01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:11,400 Do you ever do the stranger. 2204 01:45:11,400 --> 01:45:16,400 The stranger where you fucking like put your hand on your fucking hand and like make it 2205 01:45:16,400 --> 01:45:17,400 go to sleep. 2206 01:45:17,400 --> 01:45:24,400 I tried that when I was like you know like ninth grade and it just felt like a zombie was 2207 01:45:24,400 --> 01:45:25,400 fucking jerking me. 2208 01:45:25,400 --> 01:45:26,400 Jerk off. 2209 01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:28,400 What are you talking about I got a love doll. 2210 01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:29,400 Do you have one? 2211 01:45:29,400 --> 01:45:30,400 No. 2212 01:45:30,400 --> 01:45:31,400 I've used the flashlight before. 2213 01:45:31,400 --> 01:45:32,400 Some of them are getting pretty nice. 2214 01:45:32,400 --> 01:45:33,400 They are starting to look tempting man. 2215 01:45:33,400 --> 01:45:34,400 Man. 2216 01:45:34,400 --> 01:45:35,400 Just have that shit in your house. 2217 01:45:35,400 --> 01:45:36,400 You don't want somebody to find your fucking sex robot. 2218 01:45:36,400 --> 01:45:37,400 I know you don't. 2219 01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:38,400 See if they could if they could disguise it as something else. 2220 01:45:38,400 --> 01:45:39,400 They have brothels with these things they say. 2221 01:45:39,400 --> 01:45:43,400 I wouldn't want to fuck a thing like that that somebody else like put their dick in. 2222 01:45:43,400 --> 01:45:45,400 Nature's not there to clean it up. 2223 01:45:45,400 --> 01:45:46,400 Yeah. 2224 01:45:46,400 --> 01:45:49,400 I mean see here's the problem. 2225 01:45:49,400 --> 01:46:01,400 You die your family finds it. 2226 01:46:01,400 --> 01:46:04,400 You go down in history as the family pervert. 2227 01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:05,400 You had a sex doll. 2228 01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:07,400 You wouldn't believe this guy. 2229 01:46:07,400 --> 01:46:08,400 Yeah. 2230 01:46:08,400 --> 01:46:15,400 So if I'm looking through like my brothers or dad like if God forbid like either of them 2231 01:46:15,400 --> 01:46:18,400 died and they had like a lot of sex dolls. 2232 01:46:18,400 --> 01:46:23,400 They had like a black box in their fucking thing that was like I'd be like don't don't 2233 01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:24,400 care. 2234 01:46:24,400 --> 01:46:25,400 Just gonna throw this out. 2235 01:46:25,400 --> 01:46:27,400 I wouldn't even want to look inside. 2236 01:46:27,400 --> 01:46:28,400 It's a sex doll. 2237 01:46:28,400 --> 01:46:29,400 Yeah. 2238 01:46:29,400 --> 01:46:30,400 There's millions of dollars in there. 2239 01:46:30,400 --> 01:46:31,400 I would. 2240 01:46:31,400 --> 01:46:34,400 I think the best way is to have like a secret room under. 2241 01:46:34,400 --> 01:46:36,400 Just have a sex doll. 2242 01:46:36,400 --> 01:46:39,400 Well I mean hey you know. 2243 01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:42,400 I remember the scene from the practical jokers where Joe is like. 2244 01:46:42,400 --> 01:46:44,400 I have to go and get my blow up doll. 2245 01:46:44,400 --> 01:46:53,400 It's on the carousel. 2246 01:46:53,400 --> 01:46:57,400 But they have like a life size sex dolls now like like a human being size. 2247 01:46:57,400 --> 01:46:58,400 It's crazy. 2248 01:46:58,400 --> 01:47:02,400 I was showing you the other place where you ever see that. 2249 01:47:02,400 --> 01:47:14,400 I'm like. 2250 01:47:14,400 --> 01:47:15,400 It's a robot. 2251 01:47:15,400 --> 01:47:16,400 She learns like all the things that he likes. 2252 01:47:16,400 --> 01:47:17,400 She looks like a woman. 2253 01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:18,400 She can walk around. 2254 01:47:18,400 --> 01:47:19,400 She's attractive. 2255 01:47:19,400 --> 01:47:20,400 That's amazing. 2256 01:47:20,400 --> 01:47:25,400 And at the end like they didn't have they had a he got released from the prison and they 2257 01:47:25,400 --> 01:47:29,400 were like we can only take you we can't take your robot chick. 2258 01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:30,400 You know. 2259 01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:31,400 So upset. 2260 01:47:31,400 --> 01:47:35,400 But I'm saying once they get to that level then maybe yeah you know. 2261 01:47:35,400 --> 01:47:38,400 What makes it with AI. 2262 01:47:38,400 --> 01:47:40,400 That'd be fucking dude. 2263 01:47:40,400 --> 01:47:42,400 No then the sex dolls will attack us. 2264 01:47:42,400 --> 01:47:43,400 Dude I don't care. 2265 01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:44,400 No it'll be like I don't care. 2266 01:47:44,400 --> 01:47:46,400 I don't have to cook a dinner. 2267 01:47:46,400 --> 01:47:47,400 I just got to plug it in. 2268 01:47:47,400 --> 01:47:48,400 I don't feel like it would be her. 2269 01:47:48,400 --> 01:47:49,400 You ever see that. 2270 01:47:49,400 --> 01:47:53,400 Where he falls in love with the computer like on his phone. 2271 01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:54,400 Fucking Phoenix. 2272 01:47:54,400 --> 01:47:55,400 Oh no I understand. 2273 01:47:55,400 --> 01:47:59,400 AI they'll get so smart they'll just leave you because you'll be boring to them. 2274 01:47:59,400 --> 01:48:01,400 Oh yeah. 2275 01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:09,400 Dude I mean back to what I was going to say is you just get find get an area in your basement 2276 01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:12,400 right where you got like a secret trap door. 2277 01:48:12,400 --> 01:48:17,400 It's just fucking there's like a coffin in there you can keep her in. 2278 01:48:17,400 --> 01:48:20,400 Then you get to bury her every time you're done with her. 2279 01:48:20,400 --> 01:48:21,400 That's fucking. 2280 01:48:21,400 --> 01:48:28,400 Dude these sex dolls are fucking three grand. 2281 01:48:28,400 --> 01:48:31,400 You should buy one. 2282 01:48:31,400 --> 01:48:33,400 What just keep it down here. 2283 01:48:33,400 --> 01:48:36,400 What would you. 2284 01:48:36,400 --> 01:48:37,400 Yeah. 2285 01:48:37,400 --> 01:48:38,400 God that's tough. 2286 01:48:38,400 --> 01:48:40,400 We know what yours will look like it'd be a goth one. 2287 01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:42,400 I guess. 2288 01:48:46,400 --> 01:48:51,400 Dude sex dolls and then how do you date though because you're probably still going to want 2289 01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:52,400 to date. 2290 01:48:52,400 --> 01:48:53,400 Like look at this shit. 2291 01:48:53,400 --> 01:48:55,400 Like that's life-sized. 2292 01:48:55,400 --> 01:48:57,400 That looks pretty tempting. 2293 01:48:57,400 --> 01:49:02,400 God three thousand dollars just waiting for your girlfriend to go to work every day. 2294 01:49:02,400 --> 01:49:05,400 To break that puppy out. 2295 01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:07,400 Go to your secret room. 2296 01:49:07,400 --> 01:49:09,400 Unbelievable. 2297 01:49:09,400 --> 01:49:10,400 That's awesome. 2298 01:49:10,400 --> 01:49:11,400 Yeah. 2299 01:49:11,400 --> 01:49:13,400 Pulling her out of the coffin. 2300 01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:14,400 Look at this shit. 2301 01:49:14,400 --> 01:49:15,400 Look at that. 2302 01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:17,400 That looks a little rough. 2303 01:49:17,400 --> 01:49:18,400 That's scary man. 2304 01:49:18,400 --> 01:49:20,400 That looks like a Disney princess. 2305 01:49:20,400 --> 01:49:21,400 You know. 2306 01:49:21,400 --> 01:49:27,400 It's like. 2307 01:49:27,400 --> 01:49:31,400 I'll tell you a story about burying. 2308 01:49:31,400 --> 01:49:35,400 Burying a body. 2309 01:49:35,400 --> 01:49:39,400 A friend of mine went to a college around here. 2310 01:49:39,400 --> 01:49:42,400 I won't say the name of it. 2311 01:49:42,400 --> 01:49:48,400 But they had one of those skeletons in the anatomy and physiology labs. 2312 01:49:48,400 --> 01:49:54,400 And it was a real skeleton from somebody's body that they donated to science. 2313 01:49:54,400 --> 01:49:55,400 Yeah. 2314 01:49:55,400 --> 01:49:56,400 Yeah. 2315 01:49:56,400 --> 01:50:02,400 So he just got this brilliant idea one day that he was going to steal the skeleton and 2316 01:50:02,400 --> 01:50:04,400 bury it. 2317 01:50:04,400 --> 01:50:07,400 So he did it. 2318 01:50:07,400 --> 01:50:08,400 Right. 2319 01:50:08,400 --> 01:50:15,400 Broke into the A&P lab stole the skeleton and buried it in a shallow grave. 2320 01:50:15,400 --> 01:50:20,400 And then the cops came around like asking about it and they say hey look nobody's going to 2321 01:50:20,400 --> 01:50:21,400 get in trouble. 2322 01:50:21,400 --> 01:50:22,400 Just bring it back. 2323 01:50:22,400 --> 01:50:26,400 Like that's somebody's actual skeleton that they donated their body to science. 2324 01:50:26,400 --> 01:50:28,400 The kid refused to bring it back. 2325 01:50:28,400 --> 01:50:29,400 What a fucking legend. 2326 01:50:29,400 --> 01:50:31,400 He's like no. 2327 01:50:31,400 --> 01:50:35,400 He goes I know where it is and I'm taking it to my grave. 2328 01:50:35,400 --> 01:50:37,400 Well now he's probably going to get in trouble. 2329 01:50:37,400 --> 01:50:39,400 I mean I didn't say his name. 2330 01:50:39,400 --> 01:50:40,400 You know. 2331 01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:42,400 So they never found him. 2332 01:50:42,400 --> 01:50:44,400 No but they they're going to find that one. 2333 01:50:44,400 --> 01:50:48,400 They're going to be like oh fuck this is a murder victim. 2334 01:50:48,400 --> 01:50:52,400 But I mean it's got like the like the things where you can like take off the shit and stuff 2335 01:50:52,400 --> 01:50:53,400 like so. 2336 01:50:53,400 --> 01:50:54,400 Yeah a little hooks. 2337 01:50:54,400 --> 01:50:55,400 Like little hooks and stuff. 2338 01:50:55,400 --> 01:50:58,400 So they're probably like oh this is a murder victim and they'll be like oh this is a. 2339 01:50:58,400 --> 01:50:59,400 This is hardcore. 2340 01:50:59,400 --> 01:51:02,400 Look at this shit. 2341 01:51:02,400 --> 01:51:04,400 It's going to be hilarious. 2342 01:51:04,400 --> 01:51:06,400 It's going to be hilarious when somebody finds it. 2343 01:51:06,400 --> 01:51:08,400 Dude it'll be like that movie. 2344 01:51:08,400 --> 01:51:10,400 Oh my god I love doing this. 2345 01:51:10,400 --> 01:51:11,400 What's the really dark horror movie. 2346 01:51:11,400 --> 01:51:12,400 There's a lot of them. 2347 01:51:12,400 --> 01:51:14,400 They shoot them into people. 2348 01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:15,400 Hellraiser. 2349 01:51:15,400 --> 01:51:16,400 That's what it'd be like. 2350 01:51:16,400 --> 01:51:20,400 You'd be like oh this is a Hellraiser victim. 2351 01:51:20,400 --> 01:51:23,400 I'm going to see it on the news and it's going to be. 2352 01:51:23,400 --> 01:51:24,400 You're going to be like oh my god. 2353 01:51:24,400 --> 01:51:26,400 I'm going to crack off. 2354 01:51:26,400 --> 01:51:29,400 This is going to be so funny. 2355 01:51:29,400 --> 01:51:30,400 But. 2356 01:51:30,400 --> 01:51:31,400 Yo give me that. 2357 01:51:31,400 --> 01:51:33,400 Joe Rogan took our idea. 2358 01:51:33,400 --> 01:51:37,400 Yeah what other ideas is this clam stealing. 2359 01:51:37,400 --> 01:51:39,400 What's up with Joe Rogan now. 2360 01:51:39,400 --> 01:51:41,400 Joe Rogan's the man. 2361 01:51:41,400 --> 01:51:43,400 He's in Spotify. 2362 01:51:43,400 --> 01:51:45,400 I've seen like highlights. 2363 01:51:45,400 --> 01:51:47,400 Dude he's got a slice. 2364 01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:49,400 No you got to watch the. 2365 01:51:49,400 --> 01:51:51,400 He's doing his smelling salt. 2366 01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:53,400 He's the Oprah Winfrey of our time. 2367 01:51:53,400 --> 01:51:57,400 Dude you got to watch the Alex Jones. 2368 01:51:57,400 --> 01:51:59,400 The Joe Rogan Alex Jones ones. 2369 01:51:59,400 --> 01:52:01,400 They're so fucking funny. 2370 01:52:01,400 --> 01:52:03,400 Did I ever tell you my Oprah Winfrey story. 2371 01:52:03,400 --> 01:52:04,400 Yes. 2372 01:52:04,400 --> 01:52:06,400 Yeah you did. 2373 01:52:06,400 --> 01:52:07,400 All right good. 2374 01:52:07,400 --> 01:52:09,400 And you have your less like. 2375 01:52:09,400 --> 01:52:12,400 You know what I'm going to do is watch an Oprah Winfrey and you 2376 01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:13,400 can. 2377 01:52:13,400 --> 01:52:15,400 Kind of figure out what happened. 2378 01:52:15,400 --> 01:52:16,400 Yeah. 2379 01:52:16,400 --> 01:52:19,400 I was just a board 13 year old. 2380 01:52:19,400 --> 01:52:20,400 Oh yeah. 2381 01:52:20,400 --> 01:52:22,400 Oprah excited you. 2382 01:52:22,400 --> 01:52:23,400 Yeah. 2383 01:52:23,400 --> 01:52:24,400 I had nothing. 2384 01:52:24,400 --> 01:52:25,400 She got you going. 2385 01:52:25,400 --> 01:52:27,400 She was just doing it for her. 2386 01:52:27,400 --> 01:52:29,400 It was her makeup that day. 2387 01:52:29,400 --> 01:52:31,400 And then Ricky lay comes on and you're like. 2388 01:52:31,400 --> 01:52:33,400 You get a car. 2389 01:52:33,400 --> 01:52:35,400 You get a car. 2390 01:52:35,400 --> 01:52:37,400 You get a blowjob. 2391 01:52:37,400 --> 01:52:42,400 How many would you accept a blowjob from Oprah Winfrey. 2392 01:52:42,400 --> 01:52:44,400 Depends on what era Oprah. 2393 01:52:44,400 --> 01:52:46,400 Like the one that you were like 13. 2394 01:52:46,400 --> 01:52:47,400 Yes. 2395 01:52:47,400 --> 01:52:48,400 Like when you were 13. 2396 01:52:48,400 --> 01:52:49,400 Yeah. 2397 01:52:49,400 --> 01:52:50,400 Yeah. 2398 01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:52,400 Like not modern Oprah. 2399 01:52:52,400 --> 01:52:53,400 That would have been awkward. 2400 01:52:53,400 --> 01:52:55,400 But not like modern Oprah. 2401 01:52:55,400 --> 01:52:56,400 I don't think so. 2402 01:52:56,400 --> 01:52:57,400 I think she's too old now. 2403 01:52:57,400 --> 01:52:59,400 She kind of stays out of limelight. 2404 01:52:59,400 --> 01:53:00,400 But I don't know. 2405 01:53:00,400 --> 01:53:01,400 I'd have to see her. 2406 01:53:01,400 --> 01:53:05,400 I keep tabs on her tabs on Oprah. 2407 01:53:05,400 --> 01:53:07,400 She was she was. 2408 01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:08,400 Yeah. 2409 01:53:08,400 --> 01:53:09,400 Am I getting an echo. 2410 01:53:09,400 --> 01:53:10,400 Yeah. 2411 01:53:10,400 --> 01:53:11,400 A little bit. 2412 01:53:11,400 --> 01:53:12,400 Oh is it because I'm way back. 2413 01:53:12,400 --> 01:53:13,400 No it's me. 2414 01:53:13,400 --> 01:53:15,400 It's the somebody beeped it. 2415 01:53:15,400 --> 01:53:16,400 Oh. 2416 01:53:16,400 --> 01:53:17,400 Oh hold on. 2417 01:53:17,400 --> 01:53:18,400 It's like. 2418 01:53:18,400 --> 01:53:21,400 Now we're back. 2419 01:53:21,400 --> 01:53:23,400 It's like I'm Oprah in the color purple. 2420 01:53:23,400 --> 01:53:29,400 Talking about Oprah and how hot she was. 2421 01:53:29,400 --> 01:53:34,400 She had a good makeup lady in the color purple now. 2422 01:53:34,400 --> 01:53:35,400 I'm good. 2423 01:53:35,400 --> 01:53:36,400 Now. 2424 01:53:36,400 --> 01:53:38,400 Never seen that one. 2425 01:53:38,400 --> 01:53:39,400 Here. 2426 01:53:39,400 --> 01:53:40,400 Let me show you. 2427 01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:45,400 That's what she looks like. 2428 01:53:45,400 --> 01:53:47,400 It's like fucking Rosa Parks. 2429 01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:52,400 She looks like you know what she looks like is Kodak black. 2430 01:53:52,400 --> 01:53:56,400 Maybe a little bit. 2431 01:53:56,400 --> 01:53:58,400 She's like yeah. 2432 01:53:58,400 --> 01:54:00,400 I'm a super grablet. 2433 01:54:00,400 --> 01:54:04,400 See. 2434 01:54:04,400 --> 01:54:08,400 This is terrible. 2435 01:54:08,400 --> 01:54:10,400 This episode is like. 2436 01:54:10,400 --> 01:54:11,400 All over the place. 2437 01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:13,400 We're getting canceled. 2438 01:54:13,400 --> 01:54:16,400 So what the fuck it. 2439 01:54:16,400 --> 01:54:17,400 Oh. 2440 01:54:17,400 --> 01:54:18,400 Oh. 2441 01:54:18,400 --> 01:54:19,400 No. 2442 01:54:19,400 --> 01:54:20,400 Task one two. 2443 01:54:20,400 --> 01:54:21,400 No we're good. 2444 01:54:21,400 --> 01:54:23,400 Because we were complimented. 2445 01:54:23,400 --> 01:54:24,400 Jamie can you pull up. 2446 01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:26,400 Oh that's real echo. 2447 01:54:26,400 --> 01:54:28,400 I think it's me. 2448 01:54:28,400 --> 01:54:31,400 No somebody beep something. 2449 01:54:31,400 --> 01:54:33,400 Pretty controversial to. 2450 01:54:33,400 --> 01:54:37,400 I mean it worked. 2451 01:54:37,400 --> 01:54:41,400 And he had people on that you know they agreed with whatever he 2452 01:54:41,400 --> 01:54:42,400 got in some trouble. 2453 01:54:42,400 --> 01:54:44,400 I think that that it's real. 2454 01:54:44,400 --> 01:54:45,400 It worked. 2455 01:54:45,400 --> 01:54:47,400 I mean I think it's controversial because it wasn't made by 2456 01:54:47,400 --> 01:54:48,400 Pfizer. 2457 01:54:48,400 --> 01:54:49,400 Yeah. 2458 01:54:49,400 --> 01:54:50,400 Fucking exactly. 2459 01:54:50,400 --> 01:54:51,400 Exactly. 2460 01:54:51,400 --> 01:54:53,400 So the reason it was controversial. 2461 01:54:53,400 --> 01:54:55,400 Anything that like didn't make Pfizer money was. 2462 01:54:55,400 --> 01:54:58,400 I love how we're getting vaccinated now from something that 2463 01:54:58,400 --> 01:55:00,400 made that's made in a lab. 2464 01:55:00,400 --> 01:55:01,400 That. 2465 01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:03,400 COVID actually came out in a lot of. 2466 01:55:03,400 --> 01:55:06,400 Remember when we were sitting around in our mental health 2467 01:55:06,400 --> 01:55:08,400 rotation. 2468 01:55:08,400 --> 01:55:12,400 When we were doing that sharing and COVID was just happening 2469 01:55:12,400 --> 01:55:14,400 and she's like you know and I'm like this shit was growing in a 2470 01:55:14,400 --> 01:55:15,400 lab. 2471 01:55:15,400 --> 01:55:17,400 I straight up said that I said. 2472 01:55:17,400 --> 01:55:20,400 I said that shit from the fucking beginning. 2473 01:55:20,400 --> 01:55:21,400 I do. 2474 01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:24,400 We knew how many people said that Alex Jones. 2475 01:55:24,400 --> 01:55:25,400 John Stortz. 2476 01:55:25,400 --> 01:55:26,400 Tyler Lee. 2477 01:55:26,400 --> 01:55:28,400 Here's the problem. 2478 01:55:28,400 --> 01:55:29,400 Okay. 2479 01:55:29,400 --> 01:55:30,400 Look. 2480 01:55:30,400 --> 01:55:32,400 We're about to get COVID deep. 2481 01:55:32,400 --> 01:55:34,400 We're about to get deep. 2482 01:55:34,400 --> 01:55:36,400 But we've gone over this before. 2483 01:55:36,400 --> 01:55:37,400 Okay. 2484 01:55:37,400 --> 01:55:39,400 One in 10 people. 2485 01:55:39,400 --> 01:55:41,400 Are so stupid. 2486 01:55:41,400 --> 01:55:44,400 That they can't do anything without being counterproductive. 2487 01:55:44,400 --> 01:55:46,400 They have such a low IQ. 2488 01:55:46,400 --> 01:55:47,400 Okay. 2489 01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:50,400 The government knew four years ago that this was made in a lab. 2490 01:55:50,400 --> 01:55:52,400 They knew instantly where it came from. 2491 01:55:52,400 --> 01:55:54,400 The fucking COVID lab. 2492 01:55:54,400 --> 01:55:57,400 It was what they called the COVID lab. 2493 01:55:57,400 --> 01:55:59,400 What's 300 million. 2494 01:55:59,400 --> 01:56:01,400 So what is that divided by 10? 2495 01:56:01,400 --> 01:56:02,400 30 million. 2496 01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:03,400 No. 2497 01:56:03,400 --> 01:56:04,400 3 million. 2498 01:56:04,400 --> 01:56:05,400 Is it 3 million? 2499 01:56:05,400 --> 01:56:06,400 Yep. 2500 01:56:06,400 --> 01:56:08,400 Is it 3 or 30? 2501 01:56:08,400 --> 01:56:09,400 It's 3. 2502 01:56:09,400 --> 01:56:10,400 30. 2503 01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:11,400 Sorry. 2504 01:56:11,400 --> 01:56:13,400 That's a lot of fucking dumb people out there. 2505 01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:14,400 That's a parallel. 2506 01:56:14,400 --> 01:56:16,400 They can't even run it around. 2507 01:56:16,400 --> 01:56:18,400 I think you're thinking it's 3 million. 2508 01:56:18,400 --> 01:56:22,400 Because there's not 300 million people in the United States. 2509 01:56:22,400 --> 01:56:24,400 Oh, I thought you were talking about the planet. 2510 01:56:24,400 --> 01:56:25,400 Oh, the planet. 2511 01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:26,400 Let's not get started. 2512 01:56:26,400 --> 01:56:27,400 Let's not get started. 2513 01:56:27,400 --> 01:56:28,400 All right. 2514 01:56:28,400 --> 01:56:29,400 I think there's more. 2515 01:56:29,400 --> 01:56:31,400 I believe they live on the other. 2516 01:56:31,400 --> 01:56:33,400 And how many people died from COVID? 2517 01:56:33,400 --> 01:56:34,400 Probably 3 million. 2518 01:56:34,400 --> 01:56:35,400 30 million. 2519 01:56:35,400 --> 01:56:36,400 Yeah. 2520 01:56:36,400 --> 01:56:37,400 30 million died. 2521 01:56:37,400 --> 01:56:38,400 They died. 2522 01:56:38,400 --> 01:56:40,400 Other illnesses are comorbidities. 2523 01:56:40,400 --> 01:56:41,400 Comorbidities. 2524 01:56:41,400 --> 01:56:43,400 So did the one in 10 people die from COVID? 2525 01:56:43,400 --> 01:56:44,400 No, hell no. 2526 01:56:44,400 --> 01:56:45,400 I don't know. 2527 01:56:45,400 --> 01:56:46,400 I don't know. 2528 01:56:46,400 --> 01:56:48,400 No, hell no. 2529 01:56:48,400 --> 01:56:49,400 I'm just, I'm just. 2530 01:56:49,400 --> 01:56:50,400 I'm just, I'm just. 2531 01:56:50,400 --> 01:56:52,400 No healthy people died of COVID. 2532 01:56:52,400 --> 01:56:54,400 Look, what I'm saying is that these people, 2533 01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:57,400 they need to be led like heads of cattle. 2534 01:56:57,400 --> 01:57:00,400 They can't just be knowing stuff because if they know stuff, 2535 01:57:00,400 --> 01:57:02,400 they're going to freak out. 2536 01:57:02,400 --> 01:57:04,400 And they're going to, they just have this, 2537 01:57:04,400 --> 01:57:07,400 this, what they lack in intelligence they make up for and 2538 01:57:07,400 --> 01:57:09,400 strength and they, they're just going to, 2539 01:57:09,400 --> 01:57:12,400 they're just going to get together in a group and just, 2540 01:57:12,400 --> 01:57:14,400 they're just going to take down the system. 2541 01:57:14,400 --> 01:57:16,400 And you can't have that. 2542 01:57:16,400 --> 01:57:19,400 They're going to be like the fucking Chinese. 2543 01:57:19,400 --> 01:57:22,400 And then we would have had a war with China four years ago. 2544 01:57:22,400 --> 01:57:24,400 So to stop that, we're like, oh, 2545 01:57:24,400 --> 01:57:26,400 we don't know where it came from. 2546 01:57:26,400 --> 01:57:27,400 Also, we have to play dumb. 2547 01:57:27,400 --> 01:57:29,400 They're like the people that you see in Walmart. 2548 01:57:29,400 --> 01:57:30,400 Nobody done that. 2549 01:57:30,400 --> 01:57:31,400 You know, like they're like the people that you see in 2550 01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:33,400 Walmart that are just like bumping their carts into the 2551 01:57:33,400 --> 01:57:35,400 wall and shit. 2552 01:57:35,400 --> 01:57:37,400 Like, you know, those types. 2553 01:57:37,400 --> 01:57:38,400 Like. 2554 01:57:38,400 --> 01:57:39,400 Yeah. 2555 01:57:39,400 --> 01:57:40,400 Yeah. 2556 01:57:40,400 --> 01:57:41,400 There's actually a lot of more toll workers. 2557 01:57:41,400 --> 01:57:49,400 But, uh, yeah, I mean, you can spot them a mile away. 2558 01:57:49,400 --> 01:57:50,400 Yeah. 2559 01:57:50,400 --> 01:57:52,400 They're fucking cart bumpers. 2560 01:57:52,400 --> 01:57:55,400 They're just, they're just the people. 2561 01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:56,400 They're just in the way. 2562 01:57:56,400 --> 01:57:57,400 They're generally in the way. 2563 01:57:57,400 --> 01:57:59,400 Also, you know what really bothers me? 2564 01:57:59,400 --> 01:58:01,400 This is just to grind my gears. 2565 01:58:01,400 --> 01:58:02,400 Fucking thing. 2566 01:58:02,400 --> 01:58:04,400 Now I'm going to go off on the people that fucking use their 2567 01:58:04,400 --> 01:58:08,400 cart and they block off the entire fucking like aisles in 2568 01:58:08,400 --> 01:58:10,400 like a supermarket. 2569 01:58:10,400 --> 01:58:12,400 And like, you're like, Hey, can I get by that? 2570 01:58:12,400 --> 01:58:14,400 They fucking look at you like you're in the wrong. 2571 01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:15,400 I'm like, no, cunt. 2572 01:58:15,400 --> 01:58:17,400 Listen, cunt, you're a cunt. 2573 01:58:17,400 --> 01:58:19,400 You're in the fucking road. 2574 01:58:19,400 --> 01:58:20,400 You're in the middle of the fucking lane. 2575 01:58:20,400 --> 01:58:21,400 Fucking asshole. 2576 01:58:21,400 --> 01:58:22,400 Exhibit A. 2577 01:58:22,400 --> 01:58:23,400 Fuck you. 2578 01:58:23,400 --> 01:58:24,400 That's what I'm talking about. 2579 01:58:24,400 --> 01:58:27,400 That's the one in 10 people that can't do anything without 2580 01:58:27,400 --> 01:58:28,400 being counterproductive. 2581 01:58:28,400 --> 01:58:32,400 And they're just like, oh, you can get around it. 2582 01:58:32,400 --> 01:58:34,400 I'm like, I can just crush you with this cart too, but I'm 2583 01:58:34,400 --> 01:58:35,400 not going to do that. 2584 01:58:35,400 --> 01:58:36,400 I should. 2585 01:58:36,400 --> 01:58:39,400 And why did they force us to wear masks and shit? 2586 01:58:39,400 --> 01:58:40,400 I don't eat that. 2587 01:58:40,400 --> 01:58:41,400 Oh, you put shit in there. 2588 01:58:41,400 --> 01:58:42,400 I put shit in there. 2589 01:58:42,400 --> 01:58:43,400 Yeah. 2590 01:58:43,400 --> 01:58:44,400 What'd you put in there? 2591 01:58:44,400 --> 01:58:47,400 I put my, my, my lipper shit in there. 2592 01:58:47,400 --> 01:58:48,400 Oh, you want a bag? 2593 01:58:48,400 --> 01:58:50,400 It takes two minutes. 2594 01:58:50,400 --> 01:58:51,400 We're almost. 2595 01:58:51,400 --> 01:58:52,400 What are we doing? 2596 01:58:52,400 --> 01:58:53,400 You want another bag? 2597 01:58:53,400 --> 01:58:56,400 I mean, I'll, I love the smell of popcorn. 2598 01:58:56,400 --> 01:58:58,400 Actually, if we could get some incest going, I mean, 2599 01:58:58,400 --> 01:59:00,400 incense going here. 2600 01:59:00,400 --> 01:59:01,400 Yeah. 2601 01:59:01,400 --> 01:59:04,400 Casey, Casey, bring some incest down here. 2602 01:59:04,400 --> 01:59:06,400 Get some popcorn and incense. 2603 01:59:06,400 --> 01:59:09,400 I have your weird combination of smells. 2604 01:59:09,400 --> 01:59:12,400 I'm going to have to add a box of popcorn to the, to the 2605 01:59:12,400 --> 01:59:13,400 table. 2606 01:59:13,400 --> 01:59:16,400 Do you add a carton of cigarettes? 2607 01:59:16,400 --> 01:59:18,400 No, I should though. 2608 01:59:18,400 --> 01:59:20,400 You got carton of cigarettes and a fucking dip. 2609 01:59:20,400 --> 01:59:23,400 I haven't, I haven't worked on it in a while. 2610 01:59:23,400 --> 01:59:28,400 I added a, I just added some smoke to the little, little thing. 2611 01:59:28,400 --> 01:59:29,400 Yeah. 2612 01:59:29,400 --> 01:59:30,400 The incense burner. 2613 01:59:30,400 --> 01:59:31,400 Yeah. 2614 01:59:31,400 --> 01:59:33,400 So it's got a little puffs of smoke coming off. 2615 01:59:33,400 --> 01:59:36,400 Yeah. We're putting the signed Titanic CD up too. 2616 01:59:36,400 --> 01:59:37,400 And a shadow box. 2617 01:59:37,400 --> 01:59:40,400 So you could, you could do that next to the fucking. 2618 01:59:40,400 --> 01:59:44,400 Dude, I thought that was pretty funny that, that one kid that we 2619 01:59:44,400 --> 01:59:47,400 had on the, did the trivia with. 2620 01:59:47,400 --> 01:59:48,400 Yeah. 2621 01:59:48,400 --> 01:59:49,400 That was pretty cool. 2622 01:59:49,400 --> 01:59:50,400 I want to do that again. 2623 01:59:50,400 --> 01:59:51,400 Yeah. 2624 01:59:51,400 --> 01:59:54,400 And make that like a, like a segment, you know, like recorded 2625 01:59:54,400 --> 01:59:56,400 at different times and added in the episodes. 2626 01:59:56,400 --> 01:59:57,400 Yeah. 2627 01:59:57,400 --> 01:59:58,400 You know, 2628 01:59:58,400 --> 02:00:00,400 Kidnap people and bring them to our basement and make them do 2629 02:00:00,400 --> 02:00:01,400 trivia. 2630 02:00:01,400 --> 02:00:02,400 It was just fun. 2631 02:00:02,400 --> 02:00:05,400 It's cool that we have like a virtual space. 2632 02:00:05,400 --> 02:00:06,400 Yeah. 2633 02:00:06,400 --> 02:00:07,400 You know what I mean? 2634 02:00:07,400 --> 02:00:09,400 It's literally just the same thing, just in virtual reality. 2635 02:00:09,400 --> 02:00:10,400 Yeah. 2636 02:00:10,400 --> 02:00:14,400 Like there's, there's a space in, in the virtual world that's ours. 2637 02:00:14,400 --> 02:00:16,400 That's our, our little domain. 2638 02:00:16,400 --> 02:00:20,400 So if the system collapses and we get stuck in the metaverse, 2639 02:00:20,400 --> 02:00:21,400 meet me there. 2640 02:00:21,400 --> 02:00:22,400 Yeah. 2641 02:00:22,400 --> 02:00:26,400 We'll, we'll, we'll hang out. 2642 02:00:26,400 --> 02:00:29,400 It's like, this is where we'll do our podcast from and in the virtual space. 2643 02:00:29,400 --> 02:00:33,400 Yeah. When, when the Russian civil war really, 2644 02:00:33,400 --> 02:00:36,400 he's got to put some random wiring to. 2645 02:00:36,400 --> 02:00:37,400 Yeah. 2646 02:00:37,400 --> 02:00:38,400 Yeah. 2647 02:00:38,400 --> 02:00:41,400 It's really more of a mess here than it is on the table. 2648 02:00:41,400 --> 02:00:42,400 Yeah. 2649 02:00:42,400 --> 02:00:45,400 I got to just see, maybe take a picture of it and overlay it. 2650 02:00:45,400 --> 02:00:47,400 And add some smelling salts. 2651 02:00:47,400 --> 02:00:48,400 Yeah. 2652 02:00:48,400 --> 02:00:49,400 Yeah. 2653 02:00:49,400 --> 02:00:52,400 I got to get a new iPhone because the new iPhones, 2654 02:00:52,400 --> 02:00:53,400 you can 3D model stuff. 2655 02:00:53,400 --> 02:00:54,400 Oh, you can. 2656 02:00:54,400 --> 02:00:55,400 Yeah. 2657 02:00:55,400 --> 02:00:56,400 Oh yeah. 2658 02:00:56,400 --> 02:00:58,400 Like the ones that have the multiple cameras, like the three, 2659 02:00:58,400 --> 02:01:00,400 the four cameras that you can use to make them. 2660 02:01:00,400 --> 02:01:01,400 You know, 2661 02:01:01,400 --> 02:01:02,400 I like they've got two. 2662 02:01:02,400 --> 02:01:05,400 They've got light are so they have like a laser. 2663 02:01:05,400 --> 02:01:07,400 So it like reads it. 2664 02:01:07,400 --> 02:01:11,400 So what you do is you print off the sheet that has like a grid on it. 2665 02:01:11,400 --> 02:01:13,400 And you just fucking scan it. 2666 02:01:13,400 --> 02:01:14,400 Yeah. 2667 02:01:14,400 --> 02:01:15,400 And you go, 2668 02:01:15,400 --> 02:01:18,400 you just go around it like this and make like multiple passes around. 2669 02:01:18,400 --> 02:01:19,400 That's crazy. 2670 02:01:19,400 --> 02:01:20,400 Yeah. 2671 02:01:20,400 --> 02:01:21,400 And then it uploads it. 2672 02:01:21,400 --> 02:01:22,400 It's sweet. 2673 02:01:22,400 --> 02:01:24,400 You can do it a little bit with a regular camera, 2674 02:01:24,400 --> 02:01:26,400 but it's just not the same. 2675 02:01:26,400 --> 02:01:28,400 You know, 2676 02:01:28,400 --> 02:01:31,400 what do you say we look at some headlines while we're waiting for Casey? 2677 02:01:31,400 --> 02:01:33,400 Yeah, that works. 2678 02:01:33,400 --> 02:01:35,400 See what we're working with in the world. 2679 02:01:35,400 --> 02:01:42,400 I still love that fucking post that we have there and it's hung up by duct tape. 2680 02:01:42,400 --> 02:01:45,400 I think it is in the VR chat too. 2681 02:01:45,400 --> 02:01:46,400 I think so. 2682 02:01:46,400 --> 02:01:48,400 I also love how it's like slightly off center. 2683 02:01:48,400 --> 02:01:49,400 Yeah. 2684 02:01:49,400 --> 02:01:50,400 It's like, 2685 02:01:50,400 --> 02:01:52,400 it's like almost right. 2686 02:01:52,400 --> 02:01:53,400 Yeah. 2687 02:01:53,400 --> 02:01:57,400 I think that fits way better. 2688 02:01:57,400 --> 02:02:00,400 It's just like hung up so haphazardly. 2689 02:02:00,400 --> 02:02:01,400 The broken mirror. 2690 02:02:01,400 --> 02:02:02,400 I never noticed that. 2691 02:02:02,400 --> 02:02:03,400 That's a good one. 2692 02:02:03,400 --> 02:02:04,400 You could do that. 2693 02:02:04,400 --> 02:02:06,400 I have to add that. 2694 02:02:06,400 --> 02:02:10,400 But the furnace is just like a square box. 2695 02:02:10,400 --> 02:02:12,400 I don't know if you've seen it. 2696 02:02:12,400 --> 02:02:15,400 For those of you listening that have never seen down here, 2697 02:02:15,400 --> 02:02:18,400 it's pretty much a travesty. 2698 02:02:18,400 --> 02:02:20,400 It's not a travesty. 2699 02:02:20,400 --> 02:02:22,400 It's a, I mean, it's basement. 2700 02:02:22,400 --> 02:02:23,400 It's a basement. 2701 02:02:23,400 --> 02:02:26,400 It's an unfinished basement that we do this in. 2702 02:02:26,400 --> 02:02:29,400 This is like the real underground shit. 2703 02:02:29,400 --> 02:02:33,400 You know, real underground. 2704 02:02:33,400 --> 02:02:39,400 We do it in a basement, literally underground. 2705 02:02:39,400 --> 02:02:42,400 Let's see in the headlines. 2706 02:02:42,400 --> 02:02:46,400 Head of private Russian army says he's been cut off by Putin. 2707 02:02:46,400 --> 02:02:50,400 Well, you bit the hand that feeds man. 2708 02:02:50,400 --> 02:02:52,400 Yeah, what do you expect? 2709 02:02:52,400 --> 02:02:53,400 You're going to die. 2710 02:02:53,400 --> 02:02:56,400 He was like kind of trying to like take him over, take him out. 2711 02:02:56,400 --> 02:02:57,400 I mean, you should. 2712 02:02:57,400 --> 02:02:58,400 That's what I heard. 2713 02:02:58,400 --> 02:02:59,400 I mean, you should. 2714 02:02:59,400 --> 02:03:02,400 He's a fucking asshole. 2715 02:03:02,400 --> 02:03:05,400 Let's see. 2716 02:03:05,400 --> 02:03:09,400 Biden Trump, Biden Trump, Biden Trump, Biden Trump. 2717 02:03:09,400 --> 02:03:13,400 Did you see the, oh shit. 2718 02:03:13,400 --> 02:03:17,400 Damn. 2719 02:03:17,400 --> 02:03:25,400 What do you think of that, that, that Jewish lady that's fuck. 2720 02:03:25,400 --> 02:03:27,400 Test one, two, test, test, test. 2721 02:03:27,400 --> 02:03:28,400 You can hear me. 2722 02:03:28,400 --> 02:03:29,400 Is that good? 2723 02:03:29,400 --> 02:03:32,400 Yeah, there we go. 2724 02:03:32,400 --> 02:03:37,400 Did you guys see the thing that they're all freaking about, freaking out about on the 2725 02:03:37,400 --> 02:03:39,400 news that Tucker Carlson released? 2726 02:03:39,400 --> 02:03:41,400 That he hated Trump's baby. 2727 02:03:41,400 --> 02:03:42,400 What's that? 2728 02:03:42,400 --> 02:03:43,400 January 6th. 2729 02:03:43,400 --> 02:03:44,400 The January 6th stuff. 2730 02:03:44,400 --> 02:03:45,400 No, what did he do? 2731 02:03:45,400 --> 02:03:49,400 I was asking earlier, like what did I was talking about? 2732 02:03:49,400 --> 02:03:51,400 Tucker, Tucker Carlson. 2733 02:03:51,400 --> 02:03:52,400 Oh no, I'm all set. 2734 02:03:52,400 --> 02:03:53,400 Thank you. 2735 02:03:53,400 --> 02:03:58,400 So he was talking about Trump and how he like, he was saying a lot of negative things about 2736 02:03:58,400 --> 02:03:59,400 Trump, right? 2737 02:03:59,400 --> 02:04:00,400 Who? 2738 02:04:00,400 --> 02:04:01,400 Tucker, Tucker. 2739 02:04:01,400 --> 02:04:02,400 Tucker, Tucker Carlson. 2740 02:04:02,400 --> 02:04:03,400 Tucker Carlson. 2741 02:04:03,400 --> 02:04:04,400 Yeah. 2742 02:04:04,400 --> 02:04:09,400 You saying negative things about Trump? 2743 02:04:09,400 --> 02:04:10,400 Yeah. 2744 02:04:10,400 --> 02:04:12,400 He was saying like, I fucking hate that guy. 2745 02:04:12,400 --> 02:04:13,400 Oh, really? 2746 02:04:13,400 --> 02:04:15,400 That's weak. 2747 02:04:15,400 --> 02:04:16,400 Yeah, I came out. 2748 02:04:16,400 --> 02:04:18,400 We talked about that before you got here. 2749 02:04:18,400 --> 02:04:19,400 Are we echoing again? 2750 02:04:19,400 --> 02:04:21,400 I don't think so. 2751 02:04:21,400 --> 02:04:22,400 Okay. 2752 02:04:22,400 --> 02:04:23,400 Huh. 2753 02:04:23,400 --> 02:04:29,400 Yeah, no, did you see the footage though that he released? 2754 02:04:29,400 --> 02:04:30,400 No. 2755 02:04:30,400 --> 02:04:34,400 Like the Brian Sitnik stuff about like the guy they said he died? 2756 02:04:34,400 --> 02:04:39,400 Yeah, and he was walking around after they said he was so injured. 2757 02:04:39,400 --> 02:04:40,400 Interesting. 2758 02:04:40,400 --> 02:04:41,400 So that's not the main thing. 2759 02:04:41,400 --> 02:04:43,400 Yeah, we got a little bit of echo. 2760 02:04:43,400 --> 02:04:44,400 Oh, good. 2761 02:04:44,400 --> 02:04:46,400 We're back. 2762 02:04:46,400 --> 02:04:49,400 Yeah, I think January 6th got blown out of proportion. 2763 02:04:49,400 --> 02:04:50,400 I really do think it will. 2764 02:04:50,400 --> 02:04:51,400 Oh, fuck off. 2765 02:04:51,400 --> 02:04:55,400 The main thing that was the problem is the footage that Tucker Carlson showed. 2766 02:04:55,400 --> 02:04:58,400 He got it from McCarthy, whoever that guy is. 2767 02:04:58,400 --> 02:05:04,400 Yeah, our Trump literally told people over through the government because it's not suiting 2768 02:05:04,400 --> 02:05:05,400 you. 2769 02:05:05,400 --> 02:05:08,400 That's not because they don't agree with me. 2770 02:05:08,400 --> 02:05:10,400 So that's what America was built on. 2771 02:05:10,400 --> 02:05:12,400 You fucking retard. 2772 02:05:12,400 --> 02:05:17,400 So the main thing is that the Capitol Police, you know that guy that had the horns and helmet 2773 02:05:17,400 --> 02:05:18,400 in the face paint? 2774 02:05:18,400 --> 02:05:20,400 Oh, the QAnon Viking. 2775 02:05:20,400 --> 02:05:26,400 Yeah, the Capitol Police were leading him around the Capitol checking to open doors to let 2776 02:05:26,400 --> 02:05:28,400 him in to the room. 2777 02:05:28,400 --> 02:05:29,400 No, sir. 2778 02:05:29,400 --> 02:05:30,400 Yeah, calmly. 2779 02:05:30,400 --> 02:05:32,400 They calmly leading him around. 2780 02:05:32,400 --> 02:05:33,400 What? 2781 02:05:33,400 --> 02:05:35,400 Yeah, so they brought him to the. 2782 02:05:35,400 --> 02:05:37,400 And like they didn't kick in any doors or anything. 2783 02:05:37,400 --> 02:05:39,400 They just opened doors that were open. 2784 02:05:39,400 --> 02:05:43,400 It would be like us walking through a hallway, like checking doors and stuff. 2785 02:05:43,400 --> 02:05:45,400 They're trying to let him in. 2786 02:05:45,400 --> 02:05:50,400 Because it's like it's so obvious like when you watch the footage, you're like, oh, this 2787 02:05:50,400 --> 02:05:52,400 this was this was made up. 2788 02:05:52,400 --> 02:05:53,400 Uh-huh. 2789 02:05:53,400 --> 02:05:54,400 It was fucking fake. 2790 02:05:54,400 --> 02:05:55,400 I know. 2791 02:05:55,400 --> 02:05:58,400 And so the left, they're losing their minds. 2792 02:05:58,400 --> 02:06:04,900 Tucker Carlson released some some egregious things that like threaten national security 2793 02:06:04,900 --> 02:06:06,400 and he's a liar. 2794 02:06:06,400 --> 02:06:09,400 And it's like, dude, he literally just showed footage. 2795 02:06:09,400 --> 02:06:10,400 Yeah. 2796 02:06:10,400 --> 02:06:11,400 He didn't. 2797 02:06:11,400 --> 02:06:12,400 It's like, it's not edited. 2798 02:06:12,400 --> 02:06:13,400 It's real fucking footage. 2799 02:06:13,400 --> 02:06:14,400 Real footage. 2800 02:06:14,400 --> 02:06:19,400 They're just calmly walking around with this guy, like obviously leading him somewhere. 2801 02:06:19,400 --> 02:06:20,400 Yeah. 2802 02:06:20,400 --> 02:06:21,400 All right. 2803 02:06:21,400 --> 02:06:25,120 Not arresting him, like just trying to get him into some room because they're checking 2804 02:06:25,120 --> 02:06:28,400 door handles and they finally find the one that opens and they let him in. 2805 02:06:28,400 --> 02:06:32,900 I think you're onto something here because it's like Harry Potter when it gets kind of 2806 02:06:32,900 --> 02:06:38,560 political in the next movie or it's like people in the government kind of like gaslight you 2807 02:06:38,560 --> 02:06:40,960 by saying, oh, you're crazy. 2808 02:06:40,960 --> 02:06:42,520 Like the government would never do that. 2809 02:06:42,520 --> 02:06:43,840 Like you're fucking crazy. 2810 02:06:43,840 --> 02:06:49,900 But like when it comes out that like China had like a COVID breakdown, then you're like, 2811 02:06:49,900 --> 02:06:50,900 oh, I was right. 2812 02:06:50,900 --> 02:06:58,200 Or it's like the government is helping these people that are standing up to Trump and their 2813 02:06:58,200 --> 02:07:00,080 era in their insurrection. 2814 02:07:00,080 --> 02:07:02,600 You know, it's literally it wasn't a fucking insurrection. 2815 02:07:02,600 --> 02:07:04,960 I hate when they keep fucking saying that shit. 2816 02:07:04,960 --> 02:07:07,880 It's literally the definition of gaslighting. 2817 02:07:07,880 --> 02:07:10,920 What about the video of Ashley Babak getting shot, man? 2818 02:07:10,920 --> 02:07:11,920 That's cold. 2819 02:07:11,920 --> 02:07:12,920 That's what happens. 2820 02:07:12,920 --> 02:07:19,040 You know, if you fucking if you if you assault a fucking government building and you go into 2821 02:07:19,040 --> 02:07:23,600 a place that's like not like public area, you're going to get shot. 2822 02:07:23,600 --> 02:07:24,600 I mean, that's what happens. 2823 02:07:24,600 --> 02:07:25,600 That's me. 2824 02:07:25,600 --> 02:07:29,600 We're talking about in a minute ago, you tell me about the ladder video with the guy jumping 2825 02:07:29,600 --> 02:07:30,600 over the fence. 2826 02:07:30,600 --> 02:07:31,600 Yeah. 2827 02:07:31,600 --> 02:07:32,600 You're gonna get shot. 2828 02:07:32,600 --> 02:07:36,200 But like she was trying to get into a room that was guarded. 2829 02:07:36,200 --> 02:07:37,960 OK. 2830 02:07:37,960 --> 02:07:41,040 What do you expect is going to happen if you try to jump into a room that's guarded? 2831 02:07:41,040 --> 02:07:42,120 You're going to get shot. 2832 02:07:42,120 --> 02:07:43,520 She did herself in like that. 2833 02:07:43,520 --> 02:07:45,720 That like and like everybody's just like, well, she died. 2834 02:07:45,720 --> 02:07:46,720 Like doing this. 2835 02:07:46,720 --> 02:07:47,720 Nobody was a threat to that officer. 2836 02:07:47,720 --> 02:07:49,280 Nobody was a threat to anybody. 2837 02:07:49,280 --> 02:07:51,000 But like that's what it what do you expect? 2838 02:07:51,000 --> 02:07:53,400 You're going to get shot for doing something. 2839 02:07:53,400 --> 02:07:56,240 That like people are like it's not cold blood. 2840 02:07:56,240 --> 02:08:00,280 If you fucking make a stupid choice, you play stupid games, win stupid prizes. 2841 02:08:00,280 --> 02:08:03,400 I mean, I think I think she was given a warning actually. 2842 02:08:03,400 --> 02:08:04,400 Yeah. 2843 02:08:04,400 --> 02:08:06,840 She was like it was like back off and like they had a gun. 2844 02:08:06,840 --> 02:08:07,840 What's that? 2845 02:08:07,840 --> 02:08:09,400 No, she was shot in cold blood. 2846 02:08:09,400 --> 02:08:10,400 You think so? 2847 02:08:10,400 --> 02:08:11,800 Oh, yeah, I saw the video. 2848 02:08:11,800 --> 02:08:16,280 Oh, I kind of thought like from what I gathered that he was like he kind of gave her a warning 2849 02:08:16,280 --> 02:08:17,280 to like stop. 2850 02:08:17,280 --> 02:08:19,560 But don't you stop and she kept pushing forward. 2851 02:08:19,560 --> 02:08:20,560 OK. 2852 02:08:20,560 --> 02:08:21,560 That's the same thing with the shot. 2853 02:08:21,560 --> 02:08:26,600 I mean, like now Tucker convinced you that that was all like a lie. 2854 02:08:26,600 --> 02:08:31,920 The whole actually bad thing was also a lie that it wasn't in cold blood. 2855 02:08:31,920 --> 02:08:32,920 It wasn't like a murder. 2856 02:08:32,920 --> 02:08:35,360 Oh, it was definitely a murder. 2857 02:08:35,360 --> 02:08:36,520 But like I mean, was it? 2858 02:08:36,520 --> 02:08:37,520 I don't know. 2859 02:08:37,520 --> 02:08:38,920 I just don't know enough about it. 2860 02:08:38,920 --> 02:08:43,640 But I just you were just like you didn't you probably believe that the QAnon guy was 2861 02:08:43,640 --> 02:08:48,320 running around being crazy in there when anybody who was conservative and like have 2862 02:08:48,320 --> 02:08:50,120 that belief system. 2863 02:08:50,120 --> 02:08:51,720 They knew instantly the shit was a lie. 2864 02:08:51,720 --> 02:08:52,720 Oh, yeah. 2865 02:08:52,720 --> 02:08:53,960 I was put into that wavelength. 2866 02:08:53,960 --> 02:08:56,120 I was saying I was saying from the beginning. 2867 02:08:56,120 --> 02:08:57,440 I was very sensitive to it. 2868 02:08:57,440 --> 02:09:02,440 No, I I was saying from the beginning that this shit was fucking like just like a scam. 2869 02:09:02,440 --> 02:09:04,200 I don't I don't ever. 2870 02:09:04,200 --> 02:09:08,360 And these guys were solid because it's it's too outlandish and ridiculous. 2871 02:09:08,360 --> 02:09:11,840 And you know, why would why would the guy like dress like that? 2872 02:09:11,840 --> 02:09:16,160 Yeah, it's obvious that they wanted him to stand out. 2873 02:09:16,160 --> 02:09:17,680 You know, not just him, but other people. 2874 02:09:17,680 --> 02:09:22,360 I mean, they were behind the velvet ropes and a lot of the shots, you know, the crowd. 2875 02:09:22,360 --> 02:09:23,360 Yeah. 2876 02:09:23,360 --> 02:09:27,800 And a lot of the people that were doing violent shit weren't investigated because they were 2877 02:09:27,800 --> 02:09:29,040 the FBI plants. 2878 02:09:29,040 --> 02:09:31,360 Yeah, it was like it was like the World Trade Organization. 2879 02:09:31,360 --> 02:09:35,640 If I don't know if you ever heard about that, but they it wasn't like has nothing to do 2880 02:09:35,640 --> 02:09:36,880 with the World Trade Center. 2881 02:09:36,880 --> 02:09:38,560 Like it just like it just named that. 2882 02:09:38,560 --> 02:09:42,720 But the World Trade Organization would go into peaceful protests that were like actually 2883 02:09:42,720 --> 02:09:45,840 peaceful and they'd be wearing like military boots and shit. 2884 02:09:45,840 --> 02:09:48,760 And they would be instigators like they would like throw shit through windows trying to 2885 02:09:48,760 --> 02:09:51,160 start like riots and shit to get people riled up. 2886 02:09:51,160 --> 02:09:52,160 Yeah. 2887 02:09:52,160 --> 02:09:53,760 And if they arrested them, they'd get freed out. 2888 02:09:53,760 --> 02:09:56,120 Like fed, you know, they show up like the Nazi flag. 2889 02:09:56,120 --> 02:09:57,120 Yeah. 2890 02:09:57,120 --> 02:09:58,120 Get out of here fucking fed. 2891 02:09:58,120 --> 02:09:59,120 Right. 2892 02:09:59,120 --> 02:10:00,120 Right. 2893 02:10:00,120 --> 02:10:03,480 It just dilutes like what the other person like the other like yeah, groups like thing 2894 02:10:03,480 --> 02:10:04,480 is about. 2895 02:10:04,480 --> 02:10:05,480 Yeah. 2896 02:10:05,480 --> 02:10:06,480 It just destroys it. 2897 02:10:06,480 --> 02:10:07,960 I really think that Antifa is a government plant. 2898 02:10:07,960 --> 02:10:09,880 It's called an agent provocator. 2899 02:10:09,880 --> 02:10:10,880 Yeah. 2900 02:10:10,880 --> 02:10:14,240 I definitely think that Antifa has a whole bunch of government plants that are trying 2901 02:10:14,240 --> 02:10:15,240 to start shit. 2902 02:10:15,240 --> 02:10:18,640 You know, the government's response to that compared to January 6th. 2903 02:10:18,640 --> 02:10:19,840 Yeah, they don't do shit. 2904 02:10:19,840 --> 02:10:22,120 You know, we don't hear about like, you know, it's hilarious. 2905 02:10:22,120 --> 02:10:25,160 They're trying to sell those memes of like, you know, mostly peaceful protests. 2906 02:10:25,160 --> 02:10:26,160 And there's fire. 2907 02:10:26,160 --> 02:10:27,160 Yeah. 2908 02:10:27,160 --> 02:10:28,160 And shit. 2909 02:10:28,160 --> 02:10:31,360 Like that's that's that's the whole fucking thing I had to be getting in the January 6th 2910 02:10:31,360 --> 02:10:32,360 shit. 2911 02:10:32,360 --> 02:10:37,080 It's like they had riots where they literally fucking took over parts of a city. 2912 02:10:37,080 --> 02:10:39,520 That's a real insurrection. 2913 02:10:39,520 --> 02:10:42,960 But these these bunch of fucking dumbasses were in the fucking Capitol Bill and they're 2914 02:10:42,960 --> 02:10:44,600 like, this is a threat to democracy. 2915 02:10:44,600 --> 02:10:45,600 Exactly. 2916 02:10:45,600 --> 02:10:48,040 And you're telling me, actually, that it should have expected to get shot for what you were 2917 02:10:48,040 --> 02:10:49,040 doing. 2918 02:10:49,040 --> 02:10:50,040 There's no way. 2919 02:10:50,040 --> 02:10:51,200 It's it's it's it's a fucking double. 2920 02:10:51,200 --> 02:10:54,280 It's like a a what's the word for it? 2921 02:10:54,280 --> 02:10:59,240 Like the thing the thing that like for one group is one thing and for another group is 2922 02:10:59,240 --> 02:11:01,200 another thing I double and time. 2923 02:11:01,200 --> 02:11:02,200 Yeah. 2924 02:11:02,200 --> 02:11:03,200 You want. 2925 02:11:03,200 --> 02:11:07,720 But but like we were double standard double standard. 2926 02:11:07,720 --> 02:11:08,800 That's what I was looking for. 2927 02:11:08,800 --> 02:11:14,040 Because like these fucking like Antifa people are burning down cities and like taking over 2928 02:11:14,040 --> 02:11:16,320 cities and like actually killing people. 2929 02:11:16,320 --> 02:11:20,440 There's been actual documentation of these guys killing people. 2930 02:11:20,440 --> 02:11:21,920 And they're like, yeah, that's fine. 2931 02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:27,200 But a couple of goofballs go into the Capitol and they fucking yeah. 2932 02:11:27,200 --> 02:11:29,040 Like and that's the huge fucking thing. 2933 02:11:29,040 --> 02:11:30,920 It's like and then they're throwing them. 2934 02:11:30,920 --> 02:11:33,440 They locked up for in solitary. 2935 02:11:33,440 --> 02:11:35,600 The key getting thrown away. 2936 02:11:35,600 --> 02:11:38,320 They compared January 6th to 9 11. 2937 02:11:38,320 --> 02:11:39,560 Yeah, that's stupid. 2938 02:11:39,560 --> 02:11:40,840 Like it's stupid. 2939 02:11:40,840 --> 02:11:46,840 Dude, that's the only thing that I really like the January 6th thing. 2940 02:11:46,840 --> 02:11:48,240 It like didn't even phase me. 2941 02:11:48,240 --> 02:11:49,240 No, it was like. 2942 02:11:49,240 --> 02:11:52,440 So this is the worst thing to happen to America since 9 11. 2943 02:11:52,440 --> 02:11:53,440 It's like no, it's not. 2944 02:11:53,440 --> 02:11:55,600 It's like it was just like another protest. 2945 02:11:55,600 --> 02:11:56,600 Yeah. 2946 02:11:56,600 --> 02:11:58,440 It's like, dude, it was a protest. 2947 02:11:58,440 --> 02:11:59,440 Like what's the big deal? 2948 02:11:59,440 --> 02:12:04,040 But what has people have people broken into the Capitol building of the guys? 2949 02:12:04,040 --> 02:12:05,040 It scared them. 2950 02:12:05,040 --> 02:12:06,040 The judge. 2951 02:12:06,040 --> 02:12:10,040 Remember the judge they were trying to confirm that they yeah, they burn shit on his lawn. 2952 02:12:10,040 --> 02:12:13,920 They were going fucking nuts in the Capitol when they were doing the confirmation of Kavanaugh. 2953 02:12:13,920 --> 02:12:14,920 Oh, bro. 2954 02:12:14,920 --> 02:12:19,920 If you overthrow the Capitol building like back 100 years ago, 200 years ago, that meant 2955 02:12:19,920 --> 02:12:21,680 you like won the war. 2956 02:12:21,680 --> 02:12:23,160 So that's why it was a big deal. 2957 02:12:23,160 --> 02:12:25,160 Well, it should have been more defended. 2958 02:12:25,160 --> 02:12:26,160 I guess. 2959 02:12:26,160 --> 02:12:27,280 I guess they won. 2960 02:12:27,280 --> 02:12:28,280 We won. 2961 02:12:28,280 --> 02:12:29,280 We won guys. 2962 02:12:29,280 --> 02:12:30,280 We did it. 2963 02:12:30,280 --> 02:12:31,280 Yeah. 2964 02:12:31,280 --> 02:12:35,760 No, I mean, but I think it's just scared them because these fucking squishy ass fucking 2965 02:12:35,760 --> 02:12:40,680 politicians in there that are making these shit laws and fucking us over. 2966 02:12:40,680 --> 02:12:41,680 We got in there. 2967 02:12:41,680 --> 02:12:42,680 Celebrate. 2968 02:12:42,680 --> 02:12:45,840 I mean, to be honest, it doesn't really mean anything. 2969 02:12:45,840 --> 02:12:48,160 But like we got in there and they were scared. 2970 02:12:48,160 --> 02:12:51,440 That's why they're making this such a big thing is because they were terrified. 2971 02:12:51,440 --> 02:12:52,440 Got elected. 2972 02:12:52,440 --> 02:12:54,040 That's when they got scared. 2973 02:12:54,040 --> 02:12:57,720 And then this was like the culmination of everything and they were fucking terrified. 2974 02:12:57,720 --> 02:13:00,200 So that's why it's like fucking 1984. 2975 02:13:00,200 --> 02:13:02,600 It's the it's the Ministry of Propaganda. 2976 02:13:02,600 --> 02:13:06,880 They're going through and they're fucking saying shit and they're like, this is bad. 2977 02:13:06,880 --> 02:13:08,120 Don't ever do this again. 2978 02:13:08,120 --> 02:13:09,360 Because enemy Russia. 2979 02:13:09,360 --> 02:13:10,360 Yeah. 2980 02:13:10,360 --> 02:13:12,360 And there's like this is bad. 2981 02:13:12,360 --> 02:13:15,880 And they how long has this been in the fucking media for the last two and a half years since 2982 02:13:15,880 --> 02:13:16,880 it happened? 2983 02:13:16,880 --> 02:13:18,200 They haven't let it go. 2984 02:13:18,200 --> 02:13:21,800 They constantly keep talking about it and they're embedding into people that don't ever 2985 02:13:21,800 --> 02:13:22,800 do this. 2986 02:13:22,800 --> 02:13:23,800 This is real bad, guys. 2987 02:13:23,800 --> 02:13:24,800 This is real bad. 2988 02:13:24,800 --> 02:13:25,800 It's just there. 2989 02:13:25,800 --> 02:13:26,800 It's there. 2990 02:13:26,800 --> 02:13:30,880 They made it there like their hill to like die on to die on. 2991 02:13:30,880 --> 02:13:31,880 It's just January 6th. 2992 02:13:31,880 --> 02:13:32,880 Ever seen that meme? 2993 02:13:32,880 --> 02:13:37,720 One of the historical events, you think though, January 6th, you know, because there's other 2994 02:13:37,720 --> 02:13:41,080 stuff out there like people and that could be going down in history. 2995 02:13:41,080 --> 02:13:43,080 You know, a generation from now. 2996 02:13:43,080 --> 02:13:45,600 People could look back and then guess who's going to write it. 2997 02:13:45,600 --> 02:13:46,600 Yeah, exactly. 2998 02:13:46,600 --> 02:13:47,600 Not us. 2999 02:13:47,600 --> 02:13:48,600 Right, right. 3000 02:13:48,600 --> 02:13:49,600 We're not going to write. 3001 02:13:49,600 --> 02:13:50,600 They're going to make like a big deal about it. 3002 02:13:50,600 --> 02:13:51,600 Like it was actually a big deal. 3003 02:13:51,600 --> 02:13:52,880 It's like, dude, it was literally nothing. 3004 02:13:52,880 --> 02:13:55,440 And the only people that are going to say shit is like the people like us. 3005 02:13:55,440 --> 02:13:57,800 We're going to tell our kids being like that was that's fucking bullshit. 3006 02:13:57,800 --> 02:13:58,800 Don't fucking listen to that shit. 3007 02:13:58,800 --> 02:14:00,680 Yeah, it was like literally like nothing. 3008 02:14:00,680 --> 02:14:03,120 Yeah, it was it was a it was a drop in a bucket. 3009 02:14:03,120 --> 02:14:08,360 Yeah, out of like the bad things that like have happened in the in that fucking year 3010 02:14:08,360 --> 02:14:11,040 alone with Antifa burning down cities and shit. 3011 02:14:11,040 --> 02:14:13,040 That's a fucking drop in a bucket. 3012 02:14:13,040 --> 02:14:15,000 Like, you know, you are full of shit. 3013 02:14:15,000 --> 02:14:16,000 You are fully. 3014 02:14:16,000 --> 02:14:17,000 Are you fucking kidding me? 3015 02:14:17,000 --> 02:14:22,200 No, you think it's OK that these motherfuckers took over entire fucking if fucking the liberals 3016 02:14:22,200 --> 02:14:25,720 burned down the Capitol building, burn anything you fucking retire. 3017 02:14:25,720 --> 02:14:26,720 Are you fucking saying? 3018 02:14:26,720 --> 02:14:27,720 Are you fucking saying? 3019 02:14:27,720 --> 02:14:28,720 Are you fucking saying? 3020 02:14:28,720 --> 02:14:29,720 Are you fucking saying? 3021 02:14:29,720 --> 02:14:30,720 Are you fucking saying? 3022 02:14:30,720 --> 02:14:31,720 They let us the Gus events defenses, bro. 3023 02:14:31,720 --> 02:14:32,720 They can't pass any defenses. 3024 02:14:32,720 --> 02:14:33,720 They will let the fuck in over through the government. 3025 02:14:33,720 --> 02:14:40,720 You know how these people somebody's people got some fucking shit. 3026 02:14:40,720 --> 02:14:44,800 There's nobody in there. 3027 02:14:44,800 --> 02:14:45,800 You fucking retard. 3028 02:14:45,800 --> 02:14:49,480 There's fucking AOC being like I was scared for my life. 3029 02:14:49,480 --> 02:14:51,480 They're going to rape me or something. 3030 02:14:51,480 --> 02:14:54,200 They killed two government police officers. 3031 02:14:54,200 --> 02:14:55,200 Who cares? 3032 02:14:55,200 --> 02:14:59,400 But but the guy after he he's he had these brutal injuries. 3033 02:14:59,400 --> 02:15:01,520 They killed the police officer. 3034 02:15:01,520 --> 02:15:02,520 Directing traffic. 3035 02:15:02,520 --> 02:15:05,400 Yeah, this way over here. 3036 02:15:05,400 --> 02:15:06,800 Like he was directing people. 3037 02:15:06,800 --> 02:15:08,800 You're fucking brainwashed, Casey. 3038 02:15:08,800 --> 02:15:10,800 You're part of the fucking system. 3039 02:15:10,800 --> 02:15:11,800 Are you fucking fed? 3040 02:15:11,800 --> 02:15:12,800 Are you a fed, Casey? 3041 02:15:12,800 --> 02:15:13,800 It seems like you're fed. 3042 02:15:13,800 --> 02:15:22,560 You want to know what's a way bigger deal than January 6th. 3043 02:15:22,560 --> 02:15:29,840 The George Floyd riots, a guy breaking a window in Mandalay Bay and just mowing down 75 fucking 3044 02:15:29,840 --> 02:15:30,840 people. 3045 02:15:30,840 --> 02:15:33,440 You want to compare something to 9-11? 3046 02:15:33,440 --> 02:15:35,440 That's 1 30th of 9-11 right there. 3047 02:15:35,440 --> 02:15:36,440 Yeah, right? 3048 02:15:36,440 --> 02:15:37,440 That just went away too. 3049 02:15:37,440 --> 02:15:39,120 Yeah, it was like no big deal. 3050 02:15:39,120 --> 02:15:40,120 It was just like that was a problem. 3051 02:15:40,120 --> 02:15:43,120 You think that the fucking insurrection didn't happen? 3052 02:15:43,120 --> 02:15:45,360 No, I think that it wasn't an insurrection. 3053 02:15:45,360 --> 02:15:48,240 I think you're fucking brainwashed to think that this shit's way bigger than it fucking 3054 02:15:48,240 --> 02:15:49,240 is you fucking moron. 3055 02:15:49,240 --> 02:15:50,240 What the fuck are you talking about? 3056 02:15:50,240 --> 02:15:51,240 Shut up. 3057 02:15:51,240 --> 02:15:52,240 Shut up. 3058 02:15:52,240 --> 02:15:57,240 Our fucking mutual friend was there at the White House in Washington. 3059 02:15:57,240 --> 02:15:58,240 We'll talk about that. 3060 02:15:58,240 --> 02:15:59,240 The White House in the military. 3061 02:15:59,240 --> 02:16:02,520 Yeah, but he's like that shit was gay as hell. 3062 02:16:02,520 --> 02:16:03,520 He's like nothing happened. 3063 02:16:03,520 --> 02:16:04,960 I talked to him during it. 3064 02:16:04,960 --> 02:16:07,640 He's like, dude, these fucking idiots just fucking jumped out of the fence. 3065 02:16:07,640 --> 02:16:09,160 What the fuck are we going to shoot them? 3066 02:16:09,160 --> 02:16:10,160 No. 3067 02:16:10,160 --> 02:16:11,160 Yeah, they killed two cops. 3068 02:16:11,160 --> 02:16:12,160 Dude, they didn't care. 3069 02:16:12,160 --> 02:16:15,640 Dude, the military that was there, our fucking friend who was there. 3070 02:16:15,640 --> 02:16:16,640 Who cares? 3071 02:16:16,640 --> 02:16:17,640 Nobody got killed. 3072 02:16:17,640 --> 02:16:18,640 No cops got killed. 3073 02:16:18,640 --> 02:16:19,640 Capitol Hill police. 3074 02:16:19,640 --> 02:16:20,640 That's a lie, dude. 3075 02:16:20,640 --> 02:16:21,640 That's a lie, bro. 3076 02:16:21,640 --> 02:16:22,640 That's 100% a lie. 3077 02:16:22,640 --> 02:16:27,040 Well, they've determined this is why the left is freaking out. 3078 02:16:27,040 --> 02:16:30,440 They're not going to be able to get killed or something. 3079 02:16:30,440 --> 02:16:31,440 Oh my God. 3080 02:16:31,440 --> 02:16:33,280 And then they played it up to be. 3081 02:16:33,280 --> 02:16:36,200 But they counted that as casualties from January 6th. 3082 02:16:36,200 --> 02:16:37,760 God, it's so serious. 3083 02:16:37,760 --> 02:16:39,480 COVID, they died of COVID. 3084 02:16:39,480 --> 02:16:40,480 Because guess what? 3085 02:16:40,480 --> 02:16:43,240 We were talking to our friend when that shit was going on and guess what he said? 3086 02:16:43,240 --> 02:16:47,240 He goes, we were sitting in a parking lot just laying there. 3087 02:16:47,240 --> 02:16:49,280 He goes, yeah, we didn't really do shit. 3088 02:16:49,280 --> 02:16:51,080 We just sat there in a parking lot. 3089 02:16:51,080 --> 02:16:52,080 Yeah. 3090 02:16:52,080 --> 02:16:54,680 And they like one guy hopped the fence and they beat him up. 3091 02:16:54,680 --> 02:16:55,680 That's it. 3092 02:16:55,680 --> 02:17:01,240 And they have, they're saying the one guy who got hit in the head with a fire stick, 3093 02:17:01,240 --> 02:17:04,520 he was walking, he was seen clearly walking around fine. 3094 02:17:04,520 --> 02:17:05,520 Oh yeah. 3095 02:17:05,520 --> 02:17:07,360 After that supposedly happened. 3096 02:17:07,360 --> 02:17:11,440 So also he had a helmet on, a bicycle helmet. 3097 02:17:11,440 --> 02:17:19,400 So all right, what are the odds that somebody gets a hit in the head with something, doesn't 3098 02:17:19,400 --> 02:17:24,280 lose consciousness and has a fatal brain injury? 3099 02:17:24,280 --> 02:17:26,640 Highly, highly unlikely. 3100 02:17:26,640 --> 02:17:27,640 Highly unlikely. 3101 02:17:27,640 --> 02:17:31,560 They could have a summer act in fucking. 3102 02:17:31,560 --> 02:17:36,200 Well, I mean, shit, but like it's, it's, it's a, it's a big jump. 3103 02:17:36,200 --> 02:17:37,200 It really is. 3104 02:17:37,200 --> 02:17:40,200 But like without losing consciousness. 3105 02:17:40,200 --> 02:17:43,720 I mean, I've seen, I've seen actual things with people not losing consciousness with 3106 02:17:43,720 --> 02:17:48,680 a summer act nine and fucking they, they still died because, but it took them a couple of 3107 02:17:48,680 --> 02:17:49,680 days. 3108 02:17:49,680 --> 02:17:50,680 Yeah. 3109 02:17:50,680 --> 02:17:53,120 I mean, it's just for somebody to be absolutely normal after. 3110 02:17:53,120 --> 02:17:54,120 Yeah. 3111 02:17:54,120 --> 02:17:55,120 And not even fucked up at all. 3112 02:17:55,120 --> 02:17:56,480 I mean, but you're, you're right. 3113 02:17:56,480 --> 02:17:57,920 That actually does happen with subarachnoids. 3114 02:17:57,920 --> 02:17:58,920 Yeah. 3115 02:17:58,920 --> 02:18:02,600 That's actually one of the hallmark signs is you have a regain of consciousness, but 3116 02:18:02,600 --> 02:18:03,880 you have to lose consciousness first. 3117 02:18:03,880 --> 02:18:04,880 To do that. 3118 02:18:04,880 --> 02:18:05,880 Yeah. 3119 02:18:05,880 --> 02:18:06,880 Yeah. 3120 02:18:06,880 --> 02:18:07,880 So you regain consciousness and then it goes away. 3121 02:18:07,880 --> 02:18:10,880 There was no, you know, it was just, but most of the time from the stroke, it was like 3122 02:18:10,880 --> 02:18:12,640 a natural cause, but there's no trauma. 3123 02:18:12,640 --> 02:18:14,400 Oh, we had a stroke. 3124 02:18:14,400 --> 02:18:18,320 But most of the time, most of the time when a subarachnoid, you actually had a subarachnoid 3125 02:18:18,320 --> 02:18:23,120 before and a trauma just reactivates it because your, your, your, your vein in your brain 3126 02:18:23,120 --> 02:18:25,720 is, is, I don't know if he had a hemorrhagic stroke. 3127 02:18:25,720 --> 02:18:27,160 I don't, they just said he had a stroke. 3128 02:18:27,160 --> 02:18:30,200 It could be hemorrhagic, but they would have seen it like trauma to his body. 3129 02:18:30,200 --> 02:18:34,360 If you got smashed to the povres, he's got a hemorrhage because like I've taken people 3130 02:18:34,360 --> 02:18:35,360 to the hospital. 3131 02:18:35,360 --> 02:18:36,360 I'm curious. 3132 02:18:36,360 --> 02:18:38,800 I've taken people to the hospital that looked like they were fucking fine and they were 3133 02:18:38,800 --> 02:18:41,440 fucking like, had a huge bleed in their brain. 3134 02:18:41,440 --> 02:18:43,560 Like two days, like an hour later. 3135 02:18:43,560 --> 02:18:45,440 And I'm like, but like, I take them in. 3136 02:18:45,440 --> 02:18:46,440 They're talking to me like this. 3137 02:18:46,440 --> 02:18:47,440 They're having a conversation. 3138 02:18:47,440 --> 02:18:49,040 Were they hit on the head with something? 3139 02:18:49,040 --> 02:18:50,040 Yeah. 3140 02:18:50,040 --> 02:18:51,040 Yeah. 3141 02:18:51,040 --> 02:18:53,040 Like I had one person that fell off their bike and they had it. 3142 02:18:53,040 --> 02:18:54,800 They had a history of a stroke though. 3143 02:18:54,800 --> 02:18:59,200 So when they went back, like when they went to the hospital, uh, they were like unconscious 3144 02:18:59,200 --> 02:19:01,920 and like fucking hemorrhagic fucking stroking out. 3145 02:19:01,920 --> 02:19:07,880 So it does, it happens, but it's not like a, it's, it's a lot of circumstances have to 3146 02:19:07,880 --> 02:19:09,640 happen in order for that to happen. 3147 02:19:09,640 --> 02:19:10,640 Yeah. 3148 02:19:10,640 --> 02:19:17,960 It just, it just seems, it seems like if you get rocked that hard on the job injury, you're 3149 02:19:17,960 --> 02:19:22,440 going to like your job so much, you're going to just get back up and just keep. 3150 02:19:22,440 --> 02:19:23,440 I mean, I got stabbed. 3151 02:19:23,440 --> 02:19:24,440 I kept it. 3152 02:19:24,440 --> 02:19:25,440 Oh, wait, hold on. 3153 02:19:25,440 --> 02:19:27,400 I got to get Casey here for this. 3154 02:19:27,400 --> 02:19:28,400 You got stabbed. 3155 02:19:28,400 --> 02:19:29,400 Yeah. 3156 02:19:29,400 --> 02:19:30,400 Okay. 3157 02:19:30,400 --> 02:19:31,680 We got, we got to talk to Casey about this. 3158 02:19:31,680 --> 02:19:34,440 No, remember the fucking shoulder one that I got? 3159 02:19:34,440 --> 02:19:37,120 Oh, what did you get stabbed with? 3160 02:19:37,120 --> 02:19:39,120 Fucking like, like little Swiss army knife thing. 3161 02:19:39,120 --> 02:19:40,120 Oh, oh yeah. 3162 02:19:40,120 --> 02:19:41,120 You brought that up. 3163 02:19:41,120 --> 02:19:42,120 Yeah. 3164 02:19:42,120 --> 02:19:43,120 I told you about that. 3165 02:19:43,120 --> 02:19:44,120 Yeah. 3166 02:19:44,120 --> 02:19:45,120 I was homeless. 3167 02:19:45,120 --> 02:19:46,120 Fucking psychopath. 3168 02:19:46,120 --> 02:19:47,120 Jesus. 3169 02:19:47,120 --> 02:19:48,120 That's crazy. 3170 02:19:48,120 --> 02:19:49,120 But yeah. 3171 02:19:49,120 --> 02:19:50,120 On the job stabbing, dude. 3172 02:19:50,120 --> 02:19:52,120 I mean, it was a, deserve a pin for that. 3173 02:19:52,120 --> 02:19:53,120 I do. 3174 02:19:53,120 --> 02:19:54,640 A bar, uniform bar. 3175 02:19:54,640 --> 02:19:55,640 Purple star. 3176 02:19:55,640 --> 02:19:59,480 But like, but like back to like the fucking like the insurrection. 3177 02:19:59,480 --> 02:20:00,680 It's not a fucking insurrection. 3178 02:20:00,680 --> 02:20:03,680 And they fucking milked it for two years, for two years. 3179 02:20:03,680 --> 02:20:04,760 There's still milking it. 3180 02:20:04,760 --> 02:20:05,760 And guess what? 3181 02:20:05,760 --> 02:20:07,920 They didn't, they talked about the George Floyd riots. 3182 02:20:07,920 --> 02:20:09,160 Like it was fucking fine. 3183 02:20:09,160 --> 02:20:12,920 I saw literally the city that I was working in on fire. 3184 02:20:12,920 --> 02:20:15,960 Like they were like dumpster fires and people like beating each people up in the fucking 3185 02:20:15,960 --> 02:20:16,960 street and shit. 3186 02:20:16,960 --> 02:20:19,760 Oh, is that, that's when they were doing the tear gas, right? 3187 02:20:19,760 --> 02:20:20,760 Yeah. 3188 02:20:20,760 --> 02:20:21,760 Yeah. 3189 02:20:21,760 --> 02:20:24,280 And then they just, to our station, we had a liquor store and people were broke into 3190 02:20:24,280 --> 02:20:27,600 the liquor store, smashing windows and like coming out and shit and like burning shit 3191 02:20:27,600 --> 02:20:32,560 down and like grabbing just bottles of fucking liquor just out of it. 3192 02:20:32,560 --> 02:20:34,280 And I'm like, this, this isn't for justice. 3193 02:20:34,280 --> 02:20:35,280 This is a riot. 3194 02:20:35,280 --> 02:20:36,280 This is a literal riot. 3195 02:20:36,280 --> 02:20:40,040 I, uh, I actually went and picked up some tear gas canisters the day after. 3196 02:20:40,040 --> 02:20:41,040 Really? 3197 02:20:41,040 --> 02:20:42,040 Yeah. 3198 02:20:42,040 --> 02:20:43,040 And I made candles out of them. 3199 02:20:43,040 --> 02:20:44,040 That's cool. 3200 02:20:44,040 --> 02:20:45,040 Yeah. 3201 02:20:45,040 --> 02:20:46,040 That was badass. 3202 02:20:46,040 --> 02:20:47,040 Where'd you find them? 3203 02:20:47,040 --> 02:20:48,040 Just in the streets? 3204 02:20:48,040 --> 02:20:49,040 The streets of Albany. 3205 02:20:49,040 --> 02:20:50,040 Really? 3206 02:20:50,040 --> 02:20:51,040 Yeah. 3207 02:20:51,040 --> 02:20:56,320 I think I actually have video of the people breaking into the liquor store here. 3208 02:20:56,320 --> 02:20:57,880 Well, they broke into the mall too. 3209 02:20:57,880 --> 02:21:00,760 Yeah, but then they got quelled real quick at the mall. 3210 02:21:00,760 --> 02:21:01,760 Yeah. 3211 02:21:01,760 --> 02:21:02,760 That's good. 3212 02:21:02,760 --> 02:21:03,760 Let me see. 3213 02:21:03,760 --> 02:21:04,760 I gotta go back. 3214 02:21:04,760 --> 02:21:05,760 There's actual video of it that I have though. 3215 02:21:05,760 --> 02:21:06,760 It's fucking funny. 3216 02:21:06,760 --> 02:21:07,760 Yeah. 3217 02:21:07,760 --> 02:21:12,520 My favorite one that I got was, uh, it's this crushed up tear gas canister. 3218 02:21:12,520 --> 02:21:13,680 It's like all mangled, right? 3219 02:21:13,680 --> 02:21:15,320 And it says riot smoke on it. 3220 02:21:15,320 --> 02:21:16,320 That's cool as hell. 3221 02:21:16,320 --> 02:21:19,120 And it's just got like apple scented candle in it. 3222 02:21:19,120 --> 02:21:21,120 It's bad. 3223 02:21:21,120 --> 02:21:24,240 You like the fucking insert with a fucking joke? 3224 02:21:24,240 --> 02:21:26,640 If I can pull it out. 3225 02:21:26,640 --> 02:21:29,200 I got a fucking joke, bro. 3226 02:21:29,200 --> 02:21:30,880 I gotta find those videos. 3227 02:21:30,880 --> 02:21:34,920 Oh, give me what year that was from so I can look through my photo. 3228 02:21:34,920 --> 02:21:37,160 Oh, here it is. 3229 02:21:37,160 --> 02:21:40,480 These dudes are like running across the street and shit. 3230 02:21:40,480 --> 02:21:41,480 Yeah. 3231 02:21:41,480 --> 02:21:42,480 Oh, guys. 3232 02:21:42,480 --> 02:21:43,480 Oh, yeah. 3233 02:21:43,480 --> 02:21:49,040 I know we were kind of like, it didn't get too bad though, right? 3234 02:21:49,040 --> 02:21:50,040 No, it did. 3235 02:21:50,040 --> 02:21:51,040 The city was, you know, burning. 3236 02:21:51,040 --> 02:21:53,120 Oh my God, dude. 3237 02:21:53,120 --> 02:21:54,120 This dumpster. 3238 02:21:54,120 --> 02:21:55,520 Look at, look at how amazing. 3239 02:21:55,520 --> 02:21:56,520 Oh, here it is. 3240 02:21:56,520 --> 02:22:00,880 Here it is before like these people are all. 3241 02:22:00,880 --> 02:22:03,120 I could, I just literally typed in riot. 3242 02:22:03,120 --> 02:22:04,120 Yeah. 3243 02:22:04,120 --> 02:22:05,120 And it came up with the candles. 3244 02:22:05,120 --> 02:22:06,120 Oh, yeah. 3245 02:22:06,120 --> 02:22:08,120 Because it says riot smoke. 3246 02:22:08,120 --> 02:22:09,120 Let's start. 3247 02:22:09,120 --> 02:22:10,120 Yeah. 3248 02:22:10,120 --> 02:22:11,120 CS. 3249 02:22:11,120 --> 02:22:12,120 CS. 3250 02:22:12,120 --> 02:22:13,120 Yeah. 3251 02:22:13,120 --> 02:22:14,120 Let's start. 3252 02:22:14,120 --> 02:22:15,120 Yeah. 3253 02:22:15,120 --> 02:22:16,120 But these guys fucking scatter. 3254 02:22:16,120 --> 02:22:19,520 Yeah, when the cops come by. 3255 02:22:19,520 --> 02:22:21,560 Wow. 3256 02:22:21,560 --> 02:22:23,800 Like when the cops come by, you just see people fucking scatter. 3257 02:22:23,800 --> 02:22:26,960 Did they get, did they break into the foot locker? 3258 02:22:26,960 --> 02:22:27,960 No. 3259 02:22:27,960 --> 02:22:34,160 Yeah, when I was cleaning these out though, dude, it was terrible. 3260 02:22:34,160 --> 02:22:36,160 I was like hacking and. 3261 02:22:36,160 --> 02:22:37,160 Oh, fuck. 3262 02:22:37,160 --> 02:22:40,720 Oh, June 7th when you got the fucking lighter thrown at your head. 3263 02:22:40,720 --> 02:22:41,720 Yeah. 3264 02:22:41,720 --> 02:22:42,720 What happened? 3265 02:22:42,720 --> 02:22:45,240 When I fucking threw a lighter at Casey's head and I cut his face open. 3266 02:22:45,240 --> 02:22:46,240 Oh my God. 3267 02:22:46,240 --> 02:22:48,480 I thought it was a homeless person. 3268 02:22:48,480 --> 02:22:54,240 Oh, dude, I found, I found the fucking video of the guy of the, of the, of the chosen one. 3269 02:22:54,240 --> 02:22:55,240 Out. 3270 02:22:55,240 --> 02:22:56,240 No, no, no, no, no. 3271 02:22:56,240 --> 02:23:01,240 There's a difference between stabbing and carpeg. 3272 02:23:01,240 --> 02:23:04,240 What the fuck are you talking about? 3273 02:23:04,240 --> 02:23:05,240 Stabbing carpeg? 3274 02:23:05,240 --> 02:23:06,240 Is it turkey or something? 3275 02:23:06,240 --> 02:23:07,240 You never watch Scarface have you? 3276 02:23:07,240 --> 02:23:08,240 Yeah. 3277 02:23:08,240 --> 02:23:09,240 I mean, I have watched Scarface. 3278 02:23:09,240 --> 02:23:10,240 I put this into a song. 3279 02:23:10,240 --> 02:23:11,240 Oh, Ali Max here. 3280 02:23:11,240 --> 02:23:12,240 Ali Max here? 3281 02:23:12,240 --> 02:23:18,240 Ali Max is joined the chat. 3282 02:23:18,240 --> 02:23:20,240 Ali Mac is fucking here. 3283 02:23:20,240 --> 02:23:22,240 Did he call you or something? 3284 02:23:22,240 --> 02:23:23,240 No, he's on mine. 3285 02:23:23,240 --> 02:23:27,240 Oh, see, he's going to call me like, oh, buddy, what's up? 3286 02:23:27,240 --> 02:23:30,240 He's going to be like, oh, no. 3287 02:23:30,240 --> 02:23:35,240 I see, I see you're on mine. 3288 02:23:35,240 --> 02:23:38,240 I want to argue with him about a fucking game that he's been, that he fucking loves. 3289 02:23:38,240 --> 02:23:41,240 I can't believe you think the insurrection was fucking fake. 3290 02:23:41,240 --> 02:23:42,240 It's not. 3291 02:23:42,240 --> 02:23:43,240 I don't know. 3292 02:23:43,240 --> 02:23:48,240 You make up your mind after you see this video of the police like helping this guy find his 3293 02:23:48,240 --> 02:23:49,240 way. 3294 02:23:49,240 --> 02:23:53,240 I saw a video of people like charging the cop and like crushing him to death. 3295 02:23:53,240 --> 02:23:54,240 Oh, whatever. 3296 02:23:54,240 --> 02:24:02,240 I mean, look, there's probably layers of truth on both sides, honestly, just because one 3297 02:24:02,240 --> 02:24:06,240 side, like just because one side is wrong doesn't mean the other one has to be right. 3298 02:24:06,240 --> 02:24:10,240 One side wants to maliciously lie to you and control your whole life. 3299 02:24:10,240 --> 02:24:13,240 I mean, I think they're both kind of talk to Carlson. 3300 02:24:13,240 --> 02:24:16,240 He's like, he's like, they're both part of the same thing. 3301 02:24:16,240 --> 02:24:19,240 You know, he said both sides are bad. 3302 02:24:19,240 --> 02:24:20,240 Oh, yeah, exactly. 3303 02:24:20,240 --> 02:24:22,240 Yeah, but they all want to control you. 3304 02:24:22,240 --> 02:24:23,240 So they, they hate him now. 3305 02:24:23,240 --> 02:24:26,240 He's going to get canceled by the Republican party. 3306 02:24:26,240 --> 02:24:27,240 They hate him. 3307 02:24:27,240 --> 02:24:28,240 He said he fuck. 3308 02:24:28,240 --> 02:24:36,240 Yeah, this week he said that he fucking that Trump was all a liar and that he, you know, 3309 02:24:36,240 --> 02:24:41,240 was a liar and everything, I don't know, well, I mean, he, dude, that's what I'm saying. 3310 02:24:41,240 --> 02:24:42,240 Like what a Trump. 3311 02:24:42,240 --> 02:24:47,240 He might not be wrong and he's kind of like, you know, he's in the middle of the road, 3312 02:24:47,240 --> 02:24:49,240 which is kind of cool. 3313 02:24:49,240 --> 02:24:54,240 You know, he's not, you know, he wins over a lot of people on the left by saying stuff 3314 02:24:54,240 --> 02:24:55,240 like that too. 3315 02:24:55,240 --> 02:25:00,240 And that might be his whole point behind doing that. 3316 02:25:00,240 --> 02:25:03,240 He was like, yeah, I fucking hate that guy. 3317 02:25:03,240 --> 02:25:06,240 Our whole shit's been a joke. 3318 02:25:06,240 --> 02:25:07,240 I fucking hate Biden. 3319 02:25:07,240 --> 02:25:08,240 He's a fucking whore. 3320 02:25:08,240 --> 02:25:13,240 He's got a Tucker Carlson's privately private hate for Trump. 3321 02:25:13,240 --> 02:25:15,240 I hate him passionately. 3322 02:25:15,240 --> 02:25:16,240 Wow. 3323 02:25:16,240 --> 02:25:17,240 Who cares? 3324 02:25:17,240 --> 02:25:18,240 You can hate somebody. 3325 02:25:18,240 --> 02:25:22,240 Yeah, if there's a reason why Tucker hates him, but if not, I think Trump's the best 3326 02:25:22,240 --> 02:25:25,240 way to go forward, you know, shake things up. 3327 02:25:25,240 --> 02:25:27,240 Yeah, I mean, breed. 3328 02:25:27,240 --> 02:25:28,240 Yeah. 3329 02:25:28,240 --> 02:25:30,240 You guys are the Trump chain. 3330 02:25:30,240 --> 02:25:31,240 Yeah. 3331 02:25:31,240 --> 02:25:34,240 I think it's all bullshit, dude. 3332 02:25:34,240 --> 02:25:36,240 Yeah, no shit. 3333 02:25:36,240 --> 02:25:39,240 I was all about Trump the first time. 3334 02:25:39,240 --> 02:25:44,240 I just like basically, we just need somebody in there who's going to like sell some weapons 3335 02:25:44,240 --> 02:25:45,240 for this fucking country. 3336 02:25:45,240 --> 02:25:50,240 Okay, just get in there and just do whatever you got to do to start a war somewhere. 3337 02:25:50,240 --> 02:25:53,240 These two are fucking around with shut down the borders and stuff. 3338 02:25:53,240 --> 02:25:56,240 We got to sell some fucking weapons. 3339 02:25:56,240 --> 02:26:00,240 Like, don't you understand the one thing that's really important to me is that 3340 02:26:00,240 --> 02:26:02,240 you understand the one thing America does right. 3341 02:26:02,240 --> 02:26:06,240 The one fucking thing we do right is we sell fucking weapons. 3342 02:26:06,240 --> 02:26:07,240 Absolutely. 3343 02:26:07,240 --> 02:26:08,240 That's our number one export. 3344 02:26:08,240 --> 02:26:12,240 So if you don't get in there and you don't start a war, they're just going to make you 3345 02:26:12,240 --> 02:26:13,240 look like an asshole. 3346 02:26:13,240 --> 02:26:14,240 Absolutely. 3347 02:26:14,240 --> 02:26:18,240 If Trump just the first thing he did was went and pulled his pants down and mushroom 3348 02:26:18,240 --> 02:26:23,240 stamped some country, the fucking forehead and just dropped some bombs. 3349 02:26:23,240 --> 02:26:26,240 Like, dude, Raytheon would have been happy. 3350 02:26:26,240 --> 02:26:28,240 Lockheed Martin would have been happy. 3351 02:26:28,240 --> 02:26:30,240 The big bomb. 3352 02:26:30,240 --> 02:26:32,240 What he first came in. 3353 02:26:32,240 --> 02:26:33,240 Did you do that? 3354 02:26:33,240 --> 02:26:34,240 Yeah, it was like a big deal. 3355 02:26:34,240 --> 02:26:36,240 You should have done a couple more. 3356 02:26:36,240 --> 02:26:38,240 They really didn't like him enough. 3357 02:26:38,240 --> 02:26:39,240 No, I didn't. 3358 02:26:39,240 --> 02:26:40,240 Dude, the Biden. 3359 02:26:40,240 --> 02:26:41,240 You can just push around. 3360 02:26:41,240 --> 02:26:42,240 You can just. 3361 02:26:42,240 --> 02:26:43,240 No, look at Biden. 3362 02:26:43,240 --> 02:26:44,240 He's like, it's not him, though. 3363 02:26:44,240 --> 02:26:45,240 It's a fucking corpse. 3364 02:26:45,240 --> 02:26:46,240 It's the people around. 3365 02:26:46,240 --> 02:26:47,240 It's a fucking corpse. 3366 02:26:47,240 --> 02:26:49,240 He's just a puppet for him. 3367 02:26:49,240 --> 02:26:51,240 He's literally a fucking muppet. 3368 02:26:51,240 --> 02:26:52,240 They stick into their hand up their ass. 3369 02:26:52,240 --> 02:26:57,240 He's just like, yeah, he really has got to be. 3370 02:26:57,240 --> 02:26:59,240 I don't know how you give the guy the boot. 3371 02:26:59,240 --> 02:27:00,240 Actually. 3372 02:27:00,240 --> 02:27:05,240 Yeah, OK. 3373 02:27:05,240 --> 02:27:11,240 Literally, like when he was running against Trump, Trump Trump had like 50 million followers 3374 02:27:11,240 --> 02:27:14,240 on Facebook and Biden had 3 million. 3375 02:27:14,240 --> 02:27:19,240 Yeah, it's like, do you really tell people to overthrow the government if they don't see 3376 02:27:19,240 --> 02:27:20,240 them? 3377 02:27:20,240 --> 02:27:21,240 Fuck up, Casey. 3378 02:27:21,240 --> 02:27:22,240 You're all about. 3379 02:27:22,240 --> 02:27:27,240 You're all about this fucking socialist revolution. 3380 02:27:27,240 --> 02:27:31,240 When people actually do all this shit, they're fucking fucking shit. 3381 02:27:31,240 --> 02:27:33,240 When you're saying all about this fucking fucking. 3382 02:27:33,240 --> 02:27:35,240 Fucking go to the government. 3383 02:27:35,240 --> 02:27:38,240 What you're saying all about this goddamn communist revolution shit. 3384 02:27:38,240 --> 02:27:41,240 And it was something that doesn't even have a revolution. 3385 02:27:41,240 --> 02:27:44,240 Pick one, Casey. 3386 02:27:44,240 --> 02:27:46,240 Pick one. 3387 02:27:46,240 --> 02:27:49,240 You're all about this fucking communist revolution. 3388 02:27:49,240 --> 02:27:53,240 You're like, we should get the government to do what we say because we're communist motherfuckers 3389 02:27:53,240 --> 02:27:56,240 and then they do some real fucking revolution shit. 3390 02:27:56,240 --> 02:28:00,240 You're all against these fucking fraud, Casey. 3391 02:28:00,240 --> 02:28:03,240 Everything that you've stood for is a fraud. 3392 02:28:03,240 --> 02:28:04,240 Everything. 3393 02:28:04,240 --> 02:28:05,240 Fuck you. 3394 02:28:05,240 --> 02:28:11,240 Everything that you've ever stood for is a fucking fraud because you're all about this 3395 02:28:11,240 --> 02:28:14,240 revolution shit until people do revolution shit. 3396 02:28:14,240 --> 02:28:16,240 So what the fuck are you talking about? 3397 02:28:16,240 --> 02:28:17,240 You fucking in, Brad. 3398 02:28:17,240 --> 02:28:18,240 Are you fucking insane? 3399 02:28:18,240 --> 02:28:20,240 Are you out of your gourd? 3400 02:28:20,240 --> 02:28:21,240 You're fucking stupid. 3401 02:28:21,240 --> 02:28:22,240 You're a fraud. 3402 02:28:22,240 --> 02:28:24,240 You're not a real fucking fighter. 3403 02:28:24,240 --> 02:28:27,240 You're a fucking guy who sits here in a goddamn podcast. 3404 02:28:27,240 --> 02:28:29,240 It doesn't do shit. 3405 02:28:29,240 --> 02:28:30,240 Nice. 3406 02:28:30,240 --> 02:28:39,240 We need a little break from that one. 3407 02:28:39,240 --> 02:28:40,240 Fuck you. 3408 02:28:40,240 --> 02:28:42,240 Let Casey recover here. 3409 02:28:42,240 --> 02:28:45,240 Let him come up with a red bottle. 3410 02:28:45,240 --> 02:28:51,240 You're expecting a stronger bottle, Casey. 3411 02:28:51,240 --> 02:28:53,240 Well said. 3412 02:28:53,240 --> 02:28:54,240 Well said. 3413 02:28:54,240 --> 02:28:58,240 That should be a, you should go on talk with that shit. 3414 02:28:58,240 --> 02:29:01,240 That's going to be a new sound bite for the... 3415 02:29:01,240 --> 02:29:09,240 That's definitely a sound bite. 3416 02:29:09,240 --> 02:29:14,240 All about revolution shit until revolution shit happens. 3417 02:29:14,240 --> 02:29:15,240 Yeah. 3418 02:29:15,240 --> 02:29:17,240 Is that enough to wake you up right there? 3419 02:29:17,240 --> 02:29:18,240 Yeah, I think so. 3420 02:29:18,240 --> 02:29:21,240 I think we'll have Ali back here next time. 3421 02:29:21,240 --> 02:29:23,240 We'll talk about January 6th. 3422 02:29:23,240 --> 02:29:25,240 I want to hear what he has to say. 3423 02:29:25,240 --> 02:29:26,240 He's on our side, man. 3424 02:29:26,240 --> 02:29:27,240 Yeah. 3425 02:29:27,240 --> 02:29:28,240 Okay. 3426 02:29:28,240 --> 02:29:30,240 We'll hear about what Ali back says. 3427 02:29:30,240 --> 02:29:31,240 Well, he's a coward. 3428 02:29:31,240 --> 02:29:32,240 He doesn't show up. 3429 02:29:32,240 --> 02:29:33,240 Yeah. 3430 02:29:33,240 --> 02:29:38,240 I mean, dude, you just got to break it down. 3431 02:29:38,240 --> 02:29:39,240 Okay. 3432 02:29:39,240 --> 02:29:44,240 Well, isn't it like, doesn't it come back to you though, like knowing that you were lying to for so long? 3433 02:29:44,240 --> 02:29:45,240 Yeah, man. 3434 02:29:45,240 --> 02:29:46,240 I'm fucking pissed. 3435 02:29:46,240 --> 02:29:47,240 Yeah. 3436 02:29:47,240 --> 02:29:49,240 I mean, I kind of knew it. 3437 02:29:49,240 --> 02:29:51,240 Can we feel let that out? 3438 02:29:51,240 --> 02:29:54,240 I come from the perspective that it's all political theater anyway. 3439 02:29:54,240 --> 02:29:55,240 Theater. 3440 02:29:55,240 --> 02:30:02,240 So if you reverse engineer it, right, like what would you do if you were in a position of 3441 02:30:02,240 --> 02:30:03,240 power like that? 3442 02:30:03,240 --> 02:30:05,240 I would be a fascist, probably. 3443 02:30:05,240 --> 02:30:11,240 I would literally just like lie to the one in 10 people that are so stupid they can't do 3444 02:30:11,240 --> 02:30:14,240 anything and just sell weapons. 3445 02:30:14,240 --> 02:30:15,240 That's what I would do. 3446 02:30:15,240 --> 02:30:19,240 They're just looking for opportunities. 3447 02:30:19,240 --> 02:30:20,240 What? 3448 02:30:20,240 --> 02:30:21,240 The dumb people? 3449 02:30:21,240 --> 02:30:22,240 Yeah. 3450 02:30:22,240 --> 02:30:23,240 Like they don't think about the news. 3451 02:30:23,240 --> 02:30:24,240 They don't think about what's wrong. 3452 02:30:24,240 --> 02:30:29,240 Bro, literally the one in 10 people literally over through the government in 26. 3453 02:30:29,240 --> 02:30:34,240 They didn't over through fucking shit, Casey, you fucking moron. 3454 02:30:34,240 --> 02:30:35,240 This is fucking crazy. 3455 02:30:35,240 --> 02:30:41,240 Are you that fucking brainwashed by this goddamn CNN fucking news says that these people over 3456 02:30:41,240 --> 02:30:42,240 through the government. 3457 02:30:42,240 --> 02:30:43,240 They over through shit. 3458 02:30:43,240 --> 02:30:44,240 The government's still here, retard. 3459 02:30:44,240 --> 02:30:45,240 The government's still here. 3460 02:30:45,240 --> 02:30:49,240 How the fuck can you overthrow a government when it's still in fucking practice? 3461 02:30:49,240 --> 02:30:50,240 That doesn't make sense. 3462 02:30:50,240 --> 02:30:51,240 Are you fucking stupid? 3463 02:30:51,240 --> 02:30:52,240 Yeah, Trump's not a practice. 3464 02:30:52,240 --> 02:30:53,240 Shut the fuck up, dude. 3465 02:30:53,240 --> 02:30:55,240 It doesn't make sense. 3466 02:30:55,240 --> 02:30:56,240 You fucking imbred. 3467 02:30:56,240 --> 02:30:59,240 Like literally you're saying they over through the government. 3468 02:30:59,240 --> 02:31:00,240 They over through the government. 3469 02:31:00,240 --> 02:31:01,240 They over through the government. 3470 02:31:01,240 --> 02:31:03,240 They didn't over through shit because the government's still there. 3471 02:31:03,240 --> 02:31:05,240 They over through a government. 3472 02:31:05,240 --> 02:31:11,240 You're fucking bison guy literally had his fucking hammer and he was going, I'm the fucking 3473 02:31:11,240 --> 02:31:13,240 Senate president fucking seat. 3474 02:31:13,240 --> 02:31:15,240 Well, guess what, motherfucker? 3475 02:31:15,240 --> 02:31:20,240 You actually have to overthrow a government to overthrow a government. 3476 02:31:20,240 --> 02:31:22,240 You know how you overthrow a government? 3477 02:31:22,240 --> 02:31:23,240 You get them out. 3478 02:31:23,240 --> 02:31:28,240 You cut their heads off on the fucking porch of the fucking Capitol building and then you 3479 02:31:28,240 --> 02:31:29,240 put your own people in there. 3480 02:31:29,240 --> 02:31:32,240 And then you fucking jailed them like they're fucking jailed in Trump. 3481 02:31:32,240 --> 02:31:34,240 Guess what, motherfucker? 3482 02:31:34,240 --> 02:31:35,240 They didn't do any of that shit. 3483 02:31:35,240 --> 02:31:38,240 They went in there and they fucking were goofballs. 3484 02:31:38,240 --> 02:31:42,240 But in case and you heard about the deep state, how do you get rid of them? 3485 02:31:42,240 --> 02:31:43,240 Just like Tyler was saying. 3486 02:31:43,240 --> 02:31:45,240 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 3487 02:31:45,240 --> 02:31:46,240 Time out. 3488 02:31:46,240 --> 02:31:47,240 Time out. 3489 02:31:47,240 --> 02:31:48,240 Time out. 3490 02:31:48,240 --> 02:31:51,240 We don't talk about getting rid of the deep state on this podcast. 3491 02:31:51,240 --> 02:31:53,240 We are friends with the deep state. 3492 02:31:53,240 --> 02:31:57,240 Just in case any of you guys are listening, we didn't mean that. 3493 02:31:57,240 --> 02:31:59,240 Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen. 3494 02:31:59,240 --> 02:32:01,240 We're pals with the deep state. 3495 02:32:01,240 --> 02:32:02,240 It's all the big term. 3496 02:32:02,240 --> 02:32:03,240 It's all the implants. 3497 02:32:03,240 --> 02:32:04,240 It's like federal employees. 3498 02:32:04,240 --> 02:32:05,240 Listen, listen. 3499 02:32:05,240 --> 02:32:07,240 They don't want to lose, you know, the gravy train. 3500 02:32:07,240 --> 02:32:10,240 If everybody's listening right now, everybody that's the pen. 3501 02:32:10,240 --> 02:32:12,240 If everybody's listening right now, I am not. 3502 02:32:12,240 --> 02:32:15,240 I'm not talking about like those letters out of it. 3503 02:32:15,240 --> 02:32:19,240 No, I'm just saying I, uh, I am not. 3504 02:32:19,240 --> 02:32:21,240 I am not suicidal at all. 3505 02:32:21,240 --> 02:32:22,240 It's more big. 3506 02:32:22,240 --> 02:32:24,240 Just anybody that's dependent on. 3507 02:32:24,240 --> 02:32:25,240 Yeah, but government page. 3508 02:32:25,240 --> 02:32:27,240 But listen, I am not suicidal at all. 3509 02:32:27,240 --> 02:32:30,240 I am a very strong swimmer. 3510 02:32:30,240 --> 02:32:34,240 And, um, I, uh, I don't want to kill myself. 3511 02:32:34,240 --> 02:32:41,240 So, uh, if, if there's a, uh, there's a thing that comes on, it wasn't me. 3512 02:32:41,240 --> 02:32:42,240 I am, I am. 3513 02:32:42,240 --> 02:32:43,240 In other news. 3514 02:32:43,240 --> 02:32:45,240 I'm doing a fucking shit. 3515 02:32:45,240 --> 02:32:46,240 Bravo. 3516 02:32:46,240 --> 02:32:48,240 25 year old male with. 3517 02:32:48,240 --> 02:32:54,240 No, it would be committed suicide with two bullets. 3518 02:32:54,240 --> 02:32:58,240 It's like, Hey guys, you can't commit suicide with two bullets. 3519 02:32:58,240 --> 02:33:00,240 There's no gun around. 3520 02:33:00,240 --> 02:33:01,240 Yeah. 3521 02:33:01,240 --> 02:33:03,240 Oh my God. 3522 02:33:03,240 --> 02:33:05,240 I can't believe it. 3523 02:33:05,240 --> 02:33:08,240 How many, uh, sorry, we'll get back to this. 3524 02:33:08,240 --> 02:33:10,240 How many viewers do we have now? 3525 02:33:10,240 --> 02:33:11,240 500 or something? 3526 02:33:11,240 --> 02:33:13,240 We got over 900 plays now. 3527 02:33:13,240 --> 02:33:14,240 Yeah. 3528 02:33:14,240 --> 02:33:16,240 We almost had a thousand. 3529 02:33:16,240 --> 02:33:18,240 How many people accidentally. 3530 02:33:18,240 --> 02:33:25,240 It was like, what the fuck trying to find one of the other 50 untitled podcasts. 3531 02:33:25,240 --> 02:33:27,240 So that's how many episodes. 3532 02:33:27,240 --> 02:33:28,240 This is episode 22. 3533 02:33:28,240 --> 02:33:29,240 Yeah. 3534 02:33:29,240 --> 02:33:32,240 Oh, we got to play a song. 3535 02:33:32,240 --> 02:33:33,240 What? 3536 02:33:33,240 --> 02:33:34,240 We got to play a song. 3537 02:33:34,240 --> 02:33:35,240 Episode 22. 3538 02:33:35,240 --> 02:33:36,240 What's wrong? 3539 02:33:36,240 --> 02:33:37,240 And you read Joshua 22. 3540 02:33:37,240 --> 02:33:38,240 I did. 3541 02:33:38,240 --> 02:33:39,240 I did read Josh. 3542 02:33:39,240 --> 02:33:40,240 Yeah. 3543 02:33:40,240 --> 02:33:42,240 I like that song. 3544 02:33:42,240 --> 02:33:43,240 All right. 3545 02:33:43,240 --> 02:33:47,240 Are we wrapping up this episode? 3546 02:33:47,240 --> 02:33:48,240 Taylor Swift 22. 3547 02:33:48,240 --> 02:33:52,240 I mean, I can keep going, but if you don't want to. 3548 02:33:52,240 --> 02:33:57,240 He's like ready to fucking fight me. 3549 02:33:57,240 --> 02:34:00,240 Oh God, I'm going to get beat up. 3550 02:34:00,240 --> 02:34:03,240 I fucking love this song. 3551 02:34:03,240 --> 02:34:04,240 My jam. 3552 02:34:04,240 --> 02:34:09,240 It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters. 3553 02:34:09,240 --> 02:34:11,240 Did you know she's 511? 3554 02:34:11,240 --> 02:34:14,240 Taylor Swift is 511. 3555 02:34:14,240 --> 02:34:16,240 Damn, she's out of my league. 3556 02:34:16,240 --> 02:34:23,240 Dude, Hitler would love Taylor Swift. 3557 02:34:23,240 --> 02:34:24,240 Why? 3558 02:34:24,240 --> 02:34:25,240 Look at her. 3559 02:34:25,240 --> 02:34:26,240 Oh yeah, Ariane. 3560 02:34:26,240 --> 02:34:28,240 And what would call Taylor Swift mommy? 3561 02:34:28,240 --> 02:34:30,240 I would call Taylor Swift mommy. 3562 02:34:30,240 --> 02:34:31,240 Are you fucking kidding me? 3563 02:34:31,240 --> 02:34:34,240 But he's short enough where he could. 3564 02:34:34,240 --> 02:34:35,240 Who me? 3565 02:34:35,240 --> 02:34:36,240 Yeah. 3566 02:34:36,240 --> 02:34:39,240 Oh, I would definitely call her mommy. 3567 02:34:39,240 --> 02:34:40,240 Oh yeah. 3568 02:34:40,240 --> 02:34:42,240 I don't know about you. 3569 02:34:42,240 --> 02:34:46,240 I'm feeling 22. 3570 02:34:46,240 --> 02:34:48,240 Do you like Taylor Swift? 3571 02:34:48,240 --> 02:34:50,240 Yeah, I like Taylor Swift. 3572 02:34:50,240 --> 02:34:52,240 I don't know about you. 3573 02:34:52,240 --> 02:34:54,240 I don't know about you. 3574 02:34:54,240 --> 02:34:55,240 I love Taylor Swift. 3575 02:34:55,240 --> 02:34:57,240 I love boy bands. 3576 02:34:57,240 --> 02:34:58,240 Me too. 3577 02:34:58,240 --> 02:35:01,240 Dude, boy bands are famous for a reason. 3578 02:35:01,240 --> 02:35:02,240 You like boy bands? 3579 02:35:02,240 --> 02:35:03,240 Absolutely. 3580 02:35:03,240 --> 02:35:06,240 Big time rush and sink fucking backstreet boys. 3581 02:35:06,240 --> 02:35:08,240 Maybe you can dance to those songs. 3582 02:35:08,240 --> 02:35:10,240 They're easier to dance to. 3583 02:35:10,240 --> 02:35:11,240 Yeah, you're right. 3584 02:35:11,240 --> 02:35:13,240 I don't listen to them again. 3585 02:35:13,240 --> 02:35:15,240 No dude, I'm like a student. 3586 02:35:15,240 --> 02:35:18,240 We gotta play a song that has something to do with each episode number. 3587 02:35:18,240 --> 02:35:19,240 Yeah. 3588 02:35:19,240 --> 02:35:20,240 Each episode. 3589 02:35:20,240 --> 02:35:21,240 Yeah. 3590 02:35:21,240 --> 02:35:22,240 23. 3591 02:35:22,240 --> 02:35:23,240 Nobody likes you when you're 23. 3592 02:35:23,240 --> 02:35:24,240 What's my age again? 3593 02:35:24,240 --> 02:35:25,240 What's my age again? 3594 02:35:25,240 --> 02:35:27,240 That's exactly what I thought. 3595 02:35:27,240 --> 02:35:30,240 Nobody likes you when you're 23. 3596 02:35:30,240 --> 02:35:33,240 Maybe Ali Beck will be back on by then. 3597 02:35:33,240 --> 02:35:35,240 What a fucking asshole. 3598 02:35:35,240 --> 02:35:36,240 24. 3599 02:35:36,240 --> 02:35:38,240 You can do Bad Flower. 3600 02:35:38,240 --> 02:35:39,240 24. 3601 02:35:39,240 --> 02:35:41,240 It's a pretty good song. 3602 02:35:41,240 --> 02:35:43,240 24 years. 3603 02:35:43,240 --> 02:35:47,240 I used to be so beautiful. 3604 02:35:47,240 --> 02:35:48,240 All right. 3605 02:35:48,240 --> 02:35:51,240 Join us the next episode when we scream at each other again. 3606 02:35:51,240 --> 02:35:54,240 As always, take care of yourselves. 3607 02:35:54,240 --> 02:35:55,240 And each other. 3608 02:35:55,240 --> 02:35:56,240 Do so. 3609 02:35:56,240 --> 02:36:00,240 For all we know, robots have souls. 3610 02:36:00,240 --> 02:36:02,240 We just don't know if they do or don't. 3611 02:36:02,240 --> 02:36:03,240 How do we know? 3612 02:36:03,240 --> 02:36:04,240 We know. 3613 02:36:04,240 --> 02:36:05,240 We know. 3614 02:36:05,240 --> 02:36:06,240 We know. 3615 02:36:06,240 --> 02:36:07,240 We know. 3616 02:36:07,240 --> 02:36:09,240 We just don't know if they do or don't. 3617 02:36:09,240 --> 02:36:11,240 How do you know? 3618 02:36:11,240 --> 02:36:15,240 Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? 3619 02:36:15,240 --> 02:36:19,240 You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? 3620 02:36:19,240 --> 02:36:20,240 Yeah. 3621 02:36:20,240 --> 02:36:21,240 Fuck no. 3622 02:36:21,240 --> 02:36:23,240 I see some little dubbies back there. 3623 02:36:23,240 --> 02:36:24,240 No, no. 3624 02:36:24,240 --> 02:36:26,240 We are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. 3625 02:36:26,240 --> 02:36:28,240 Yes, we are. 3626 02:36:28,240 --> 02:36:31,240 There's people out there with some really dumb fucks. 3627 02:36:31,240 --> 02:36:33,240 Extended episodes. 3628 02:36:33,240 --> 02:36:36,240 Where the fuck did the piervins come from? 3629 02:36:36,240 --> 02:36:38,240 Where the fucking stone edge come from? 3630 02:36:38,240 --> 02:36:41,240 You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? 3631 02:36:41,240 --> 02:36:45,240 They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese. 3632 02:36:45,240 --> 02:36:47,240 Aliens exist. 3633 02:36:47,240 --> 02:36:49,240 Somewhere in China. 3634 02:36:49,240 --> 02:36:50,240 Right? 3635 02:36:50,240 --> 02:36:51,240 In some days. 3636 02:36:51,240 --> 02:36:52,240 What the fuck? 3637 02:36:52,240 --> 02:36:55,240 There are super soldiers that are at least nine or 15 tall. 3638 02:36:55,240 --> 02:36:56,240 Oh my god. 3639 02:36:56,240 --> 02:36:57,240 I'm from the Pesachron. 3640 02:36:57,240 --> 02:36:59,240 They have dreads with super soldiers. 3641 02:36:59,240 --> 02:37:01,240 Then they are extraterrestrials. 3642 02:37:01,240 --> 02:37:03,240 They are aliens. 3643 02:37:03,240 --> 02:37:04,240 There you go. 3644 02:37:04,240 --> 02:37:06,240 I do not see any good parents. 3645 02:37:06,240 --> 02:37:08,240 Why do you have to do this? 3646 02:37:08,240 --> 02:37:10,240 Fuck! 3647 02:37:10,240 --> 02:37:12,240 Fuck! 3648 02:37:12,240 --> 02:37:14,240 Fuck! 3649 02:37:17,240 --> 02:37:19,240 We gotta go to the fucking moon 3650 02:37:19,240 --> 02:37:22,240 Because J.M.K. got assassinated 3651 02:37:22,240 --> 02:37:24,240 By the fucking government! 3652 02:37:24,240 --> 02:37:26,240 He got killed by the CIA! 3653 02:37:26,240 --> 02:37:29,240 J.M.K. was killed by the government! 3654 02:37:29,240 --> 02:37:34,240 I'm gonna go for my eyes while holding their pulse. 3655 02:37:34,240 --> 02:37:36,240 Feel them die of this virus. 3656 02:37:36,240 --> 02:37:38,240 You feel bump bump bump. 3657 02:37:38,240 --> 02:37:39,240 Nothing. 3658 02:37:39,240 --> 02:37:40,240 They're fucking gone. 3659 02:37:40,240 --> 02:37:41,240 I've seen it happen. 3660 02:37:41,240 --> 02:37:46,240 I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds. 3661 02:37:46,240 --> 02:37:49,240 They know what birds are going to cross paths with you. 3662 02:37:49,240 --> 02:37:51,240 That you are going to be able to raise 3663 02:37:51,240 --> 02:37:53,240 And they are gonna make them so fucking real. 3664 02:37:53,240 --> 02:37:55,240 They're gonna sink money into them. 3665 02:37:55,240 --> 02:37:59,240 Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage 3666 02:37:59,240 --> 02:38:01,240 They're gonna be able to convince you that they're fucking real. 3667 02:38:01,240 --> 02:38:02,240 You can cut it open. 3668 02:38:02,240 --> 02:38:04,240 You're gonna see blood, guts, no circuitry. 3669 02:38:04,240 --> 02:38:07,240 But let me tell you, their technology gets you down to those wild. 3670 02:38:07,240 --> 02:38:11,240 Which, by the way, big brother is the overlord. 3671 02:38:14,240 --> 02:38:16,240 We're only living in the third dimension! 3672 02:38:16,240 --> 02:38:38,240 Wooo, let's go. 3673 02:38:46,240 --> 02:38:48,240 I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real. 3674 02:38:48,240 --> 02:38:50,240 Okay, look it up. 3675 02:38:50,240 --> 02:38:51,240 Look it up. 3676 02:38:51,240 --> 02:38:53,240 He says that he was doing this shit. 3677 02:38:53,240 --> 02:38:56,240 George Soros actually worked in the fucking Nazis during the whole. 3678 02:38:56,240 --> 02:38:59,240 He says that he was doing it just to survive. 3679 02:38:59,240 --> 02:39:00,240 But he fucking loved it. 3680 02:39:00,240 --> 02:39:02,240 He was having a great fucking time doing this shit. 3681 02:39:02,240 --> 02:39:04,240 George Soros is the fucking devil! 3682 02:39:04,240 --> 02:39:05,240 Okay? 3683 02:39:05,240 --> 02:39:07,240 He's not fucking doing this shit. 3684 02:39:07,240 --> 02:39:09,240 George Soros is fucking evil. 3685 02:39:09,240 --> 02:39:11,240 He's not fucking doing this shit. 3686 02:39:11,240 --> 02:39:13,240 George Soros is fucking evil. 3687 02:39:13,240 --> 02:39:15,240 He's fucking evil. 3688 02:39:15,240 --> 02:39:17,240 George Soros is fucking evil. 3689 02:39:17,240 --> 02:39:19,240 He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit. 3690 02:39:19,240 --> 02:39:21,240 He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit. 3691 02:39:21,240 --> 02:39:22,240 Who's this? 3692 02:39:22,240 --> 02:39:24,240 Just don't fucking get it, okay? 3693 02:39:24,240 --> 02:39:25,240 Everybody's like, 3694 02:39:25,240 --> 02:39:26,240 Oh, that'll drop the fucking word. 3695 02:39:26,240 --> 02:39:27,240 There's some out there. 3696 02:39:27,240 --> 02:39:28,240 That's a drop, right? 3697 02:39:28,240 --> 02:39:29,240 That's a drop. 3698 02:39:29,240 --> 02:39:31,240 He's not the actual fucking leader. 3699 02:39:31,240 --> 02:39:32,240 It's George Soros. 3700 02:39:32,240 --> 02:39:33,240 It's Bill Gates. 3701 02:39:33,240 --> 02:39:34,240 It's fucking Elon Musk. 3702 02:39:34,240 --> 02:39:35,240 It's everyone out there. 3703 02:39:35,240 --> 02:39:36,240 Everybody says, 3704 02:39:36,240 --> 02:39:38,240 Oh, it's so cool. 3705 02:39:38,240 --> 02:39:39,240 Everybody says, 3706 02:39:39,240 --> 02:39:40,240 It's so cool. 3707 02:39:40,240 --> 02:39:41,240 Elon Musk is so cool. 3708 02:39:41,240 --> 02:39:43,240 He really plays for his shit. 3709 02:39:43,240 --> 02:39:45,240 The actual government is trying. 3710 02:39:45,240 --> 02:39:46,240 The actual real government, 3711 02:39:46,240 --> 02:39:48,240 which is George Soros and all these fucking assies, 3712 02:39:48,240 --> 02:39:51,240 are assing the ones that are fucking the whole world. 3713 02:39:51,240 --> 02:39:54,240 The real politicians are paid off by the fucking billy lenders. 3714 02:39:54,240 --> 02:40:19,280 So it just really takes a damn웅・・・