For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb fucks.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the skirmish come from?
Where the fucking stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
The aliens exist as we know.
Somewhere in China, alright, in some bays.
What the fuck?
There are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.
Yeah, I'm talking to a sarcomen.
They have the red and the super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I don't know.
You're a fucking guy who sits here on a goddamn podcast.
It doesn't do shit.
We gotta go to the fucking moon.
See the lights on the ceiling.
Welcome back to the podcast episode 22.
22.
Yeah, I'm getting saved here with Tyler.
How do you get special returning guest Jason?
I love it.
Dan should be coming a little bit later.
And Ally Mack is a fucking asshole.
I think he was.
Yeah.
No, but the one before that.
Yeah, and you gotta like, you gotta just like talking to the microphone.
Yeah.
What's been going on so Ukraine's been fucking firing hypersonic missiles into Ukraine.
Russia has.
Russia.
You Russia has been firing missiles into Ukraine.
Grades that are nearly impossible to stop.
Nearly impossible.
Yeah, that's the point.
Right.
That's kind of the point of warfare is trying to kill people.
Right.
Stop a rocket.
I guess.
How do you and stop?
How do you stop?
How do you stop a missile with an immovable object?
What happens if it's unstoppable missile?
It's a immovable country.
They're nearly impossible to stop.
So what you're saying is they have nukes that are impossible to stop now, but I thought
I thought all nukes are impossible to stop for a month.
Nukes.
You think that could happen?
We were talking about that the last time, but.
People just keep scaring you with it.
They're like, oh, you could, you know, you could die.
You know, yeah.
But I was actually thinking more about it.
Like everybody's like, we're gonna go war with China and we're gonna do all that shit,
blah, blah, blah.
But the only thing that's keeping China afloat currently is our money going into their country
by the shit that they build, like all that made in China shit.
Like everything like everything's made in China.
So basically it would be mutually not beneficial to attack each other between us and China.
Like it would be, it wouldn't make sense because China would actually.
It's all talk, bro.
Well, America's buying power is way down.
It's still the best of the entire planet, which is saying something.
Oh yeah, that could change very quickly.
It's all talk.
No game.
All talk.
Empty store shelves.
What about the no toilet paper, man?
Shit happens.
I don't get my toilet papers.
I don't get why toilet papers like.
I don't get my toilet paper then, but then who knows?
Maybe it'll be all the meat, you know, no more eggs at all.
No, dude, you gotta go to the farmers market.
That's what I've been telling these guys because you go to the supermarket, you're gonna be
paying like $30 for a dozen eggs.
You go to the farmers market, it's four bucks.
Yeah, it's four bucks now.
But then if there's none of those factory eggs, everybody's gonna be trying to buy those
eggs.
Nobody knows to go to the fucking farmers market.
When you're not getting any eggs, the word will be out.
That's all I'm saying.
People find a way to get their eggs.
We gotta get those fucking eggs.
You want me to fucking open it?
So let's talk about nuclear fallout.
So if you woke up tomorrow, I know there's a bomb shelter.
I know a couple of them actually.
Yeah, you guys probably know.
You had a bomb shelter and you were surrounding nuclear fallout.
You're the last person left in the city.
What would you do?
Just just uninterrupted.
Jerk off just just uninterrupted joke off.
Yeah, I mean, I'd find a nice bit.
Chill out.
Yeah.
I mean, do or like the internet is the internet still up or is that going to I think they'll
be gone because everything is destroyed.
Who's gonna run the internet?
You know, like you know, that Will Smith movie.
I am legend.
Yeah.
I think I'm bringing like a board game down there and play against imaginary friends.
You would go immediately insane.
You can't do that.
I told you the rules last time.
Okay.
I told you the fucking rules.
You can't be doing that.
Oh, geez.
I'll kill that guy.
So Donald Trump is being prosecuted by New York grand jury being prosecuted for.
And even Tucker Carlson.
I saw it doesn't back him anymore.
What over what?
What do you ever do?
So this week, Tucker Carlson said like Donald Trump, you know, he's a fucking asshole.
Let's move on.
Support the next generation generation of Republicans.
You know, he's like Trump is like, what do you think of a DeSantis?
Trump is like a DeSantis is bought, you know, he's controllable.
Trump isn't Trump's a wild card.
Trump is a wild card, but he might be a wild card.
I mean, we're so I voted for Trump the first time, like the first exact like the first
election and I voted for him the second time just because I don't like Joe Biden and I
don't like Hillary.
Right.
I'm retarded.
Oh, like Joe Biden.
He got six new conflicts and you should put your Trump 2020 flag in my basement.
2024.
I've been red.
I was red pill too far at one point.
That's when your black.
The red has gone too far.
Yeah, like it's a red pill that progressively gets darker.
So he's been invited by the Manhattan district attorney to appear next week for a grand jury
and vase investigating his business affairs and offer those mandatory understate law.
Well, it's that invited so you don't need to go brainwashed to be a liberal still.
That's exactly true.
I'm a podcast right now.
Tell me how you can still believe in somebody like Joe Biden.
Yeah, how do you do that?
The country's a joke.
The Mala Harris is a joke and there's just like, I don't know, Trump.
Yeah, you can hate him if you got that brainwashed to hate somebody because Trump was doing a
good job.
Trump was doing a good job.
He got us out of wars.
Yes.
He made more things.
He had more manufacturing in America.
I hope Trump gets sued as much as Alex Jones did.
Oil.
Dude, did you know that the country's about to take off?
Did you know the highest concentration of oil on the planet in Alaska?
Yeah, they say we have the biggest oil.
But they can't mine it though.
They can't mine it because BP oil.
Those motherfuckers made Earth Day.
Yeah.
No, that's that's a true thing.
Look it up.
The the the biggest oil tycoons were the ones that made Earth Day.
Oh, yeah, I believe it.
Yeah, everything.
It's a fucking sign up.
Tucker Carlson has a private contempt for for Trump quote.
I hate him passionately.
What is that from?
It's a news article.
What news station?
I don't believe the New York Times.
Well, obviously the New York Times aren't valid source, right?
Because it's not.
It's not.
The New York Times is bought and paid for by the liberals.
Bro, all news is bought and paid for by a political party.
Yes, no, a political, freaking dogma.
These people are religious.
You know who isn't?
Alex Jones.
Yeah.
What was that?
Oh, the latest thing with his cat.
Yeah, dude.
That was dude.
They try to I forgot that we didn't talk about that.
Yeah.
On the podcast, I'm happy.
They want to take my cat.
I was like, oh my God, the government, the government was trying to take Alex Jones's
cat.
They were literally trying to take his fucking cat.
Hold it.
Yeah.
He's just like, they're trying to take my cat.
They made $2,000 for it, you know, but like an asset like that.
At that point, like if you're trying to steal somebody's cat from them, are you really the
good guys anymore?
Like, how do you like say that you're the good guys?
Alex Jones is not a bad guy.
I hate.
He said I'm Trump.
I hate him passionately.
I blew it.
I blew it up.
I'll put him in frustration.
Do you like do you watch Tucker Carlson?
I watched him a few times like he's a fucking like that's how I used to be.
I used to watch Tucker Carlson.
A lot.
When he got that the 8 p.m. flop.
Yeah, I was like, oh, thank God, he's so exciting.
But I like gut field a lot better because it's more like it's more like, you know,
jovial instead of being this like, so I was on the playground today and girls have cooties.
That's.
Did I tell you about cooties, you know, the playground thing where girls, they can't
touch the guys because they have cooties.
I'm like all white, old white people watch Fox News.
Are you calling us old and white?
Yeah, why you watch Fox News?
Yeah, watch Fox News.
Of course you do.
That's how you get your politically biased news information.
No, no, no, no, no, I watch Fox News and I watch Alex Jones.
Fox is a very liberal network.
Don't you like to get like some some like perspective on the other side?
I have to watch fucking CNN because my fucking brother loves watching CNN.
Why is with why?
My brother's 15.
Oh, fuck, bro.
And he loves watching CNN.
So I get both sides and CNN lies.
Yeah, you know, lies.
Every fucking news source lies, bro.
It's the fucking 20s.
I just like 20 20s.
So who do you guys listen to?
Because I like like independent YouTubers.
So do I cast.
I listen to fucking Alexander Jones.
Alexander my independent news source.
Alex, please, Alex, if you're listening to this, please come on the podcast.
I contact us at what's the email for the pot for the podcast.
I'll podcast 73 at gmail.com.
Yeah, Alex, email us.
We'll we'll get it set up.
We can come down to Texas.
You can come here either way.
Hang out.
Yeah.
There was a shooting in a church in Germany.
God, David, that's my home country.
Really?
Now who did it, though?
It's almost like church is kind of in sight violence.
Refugees.
Shut the fuck up.
Refugee.
That's always a shooting in a church.
What?
Is it a refugee?
Probably.
Oh, a refugee.
I'm guessing debate is like.
I was a Jehovah's Witness meeting hall.
Okay, then whatever.
It's fine.
It was an internal thing.
Yeah, a gunman is believed to be dead.
Well, you know, nobody got any blood transfusions.
Yeah.
Dude, Jehovah's Witnesses are fucking weird, man.
They are the only ones that have ever come to my house and tried to like, you know.
No, because do you actually know why they have to do it's real fucked up, actually,
because in order to convert to Jehovah's Witnesses or whatever the whatever the church
of Latter-day Saints, whatever the fuck they call it.
I had a guy that kept on coming to my house constantly because I would have arguments
on my porch about religion with him.
That's cool.
And just the guy that would come and you would just chat with him.
Yeah, but like me and him would argue back and forth on why I think Catholicism is much
better and why he thinks that being a Jehovah's Witness works.
But they in order to become a full Jehovah's Witness and you have to actually go on like
your like, I forget what they call it.
It's not like a pilgrimage, but like it's a mission trip, I think or missionary work.
It's like a couple years.
Yeah.
But you have to do that.
But also you don't just have to do that.
You have to convert three people.
Like you actually have to get three people to like convert to Jehovah's Witness.
Or you can never have a family.
No.
Or you can't water the earth alone.
Yeah.
Try to convert three people.
And if you don't convert three people, you can't be in their church.
Like you have four years to convert three people.
Why don't they just say they did?
Wow.
No, because you have to like get like you have to sign like the paperwork for those
people to do that.
So basically their whole thing is that if you get one person to join the church, you
get four people.
That's how they do that.
And that's why I do so much mission work and shit.
We're Catholics.
Crazy.
We're Catholics.
They're just like, yeah, you're fucking Catholic.
You're born Catholic.
I mean, but they we also have converts and it's always weird because I've been in church
a few times when they had somebody get baptized, like a grown man get baptized.
And like I'm sitting there fucking strange.
Like they have to like they have to wear like all the old man.
Like they have to wear like they wear like a white gown.
And they have like the baptismal font and they stand in it and they have to lay down
in the in the waters and then they get they get picked up and then like everybody like
claps for them for becoming part of our church.
And it's weird because as a if you're born into Catholicism and you're baptized when
you're a kid, you do like all this shit that like it takes to become like a full Catholic
over like 15 years.
But these guys do it in like three.
So these guys are like hardcore about that.
Like if you convert to Catholicism as an adult, you have to be like willing to like put in
the hours like put in the work.
And they because for me, I was baptized when I was born.
I got my first communion when I was eight.
I had my first reconciliation when I was eight and I got confirmed when I was 16 years old.
But for them did it all right along the plan, right?
Yeah, like I did it like all posts.
Yeah.
And so I am a full part of the Catholic Church.
I have like paperwork and shit that says like I am a full like full like a member of the
church and do something for you.
I mean, I technically I technically have two middle names now, not legally, but I I'm
actually thinking about my right here just went dead, I think.
Oh, shit.
Did it?
No, it's good.
But my but I when you get when you get confirmed when you're 16 years old, you get confirmed,
which is basically you saying that yeah, I want to be a Catholic.
I accept like the tenements of Catholicism and it's basically baptism is like you don't
get to choose like when you're a kid, like your parents like baptize you, then your first
communion and reconciliation is like you still don't get to choose.
But like when you're 18, you just say fuck it.
Never going to church again.
I mean, you can do that.
But for people who actually want to stay in the faith when you get when you get confirmed,
that's basically you saying like it's literally a confirmation of your faith.
Like I had to do Sunday school for a year and a half to get confirmed.
And I was in Sunday school.
I could teach Sunday school now because I'm an active member of the church and I forgot
today on Tyler Schizophrenic Sunday school.
We should have a schizophrenic Bible reviews.
I mean, I could read like that.
I'll be like a bunch of like tordup stuffed animals.
So you got this guy fucking know all right.
He's gonna take fucking two of every animal.
But I got confirmed and so the thing is if you get confirmed and you go away from the
faith and you come back, you don't have to get reconfirmed.
It's just being considered a lapsed Catholic.
But if you but you have to like kind of like repent for it and like, you know, go to church
like confess like all that shit.
Yeah.
Let's hear this confession.
But I had to the worst confession you ever had.
I had a couple of confessions that I had to go to that were not fun.
You sat in on confessions.
No, I confess myself.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
No, I go to confession.
If you like, probably at least I try to go like once a month.
But you you have that many sins.
No, because that the thing with Catholicism is that you can like every day, every day
you sin every single day like you're you sin like that's just something that humans do
and I sin by being alive.
Yes.
Oh, shit.
You've done everything.
Like I can tell you three sins that I saw you commit today.
But like reconciliation isn't about being forgiven by God because you're already forgiven
by God.
Reconciliation is about forgiving yourself.
It's more about like putting your putting your own faults out there and making them real
by telling people by telling a priest that and like the penance that you're given isn't
penance from God, it's penance for yourself.
So it's like you think about that revival they had like in Kentucky or Tennessee or something.
I didn't read about that college where they were some guys stood up and then he was going
on about confessing all the sins to everybody there and then it was going on for 100 days
or so for a few months.
Yeah.
And then people are just like getting to get like it just kept growing or yeah, because
I don't really understand it.
I'm fasting for Lent currently.
I cut out like most junk food and shit.
Yeah.
Soda, mac and cheese, like fast food, all that shit.
Like I cut all that shit out and I try to eat like less than 2,000 calories a day for
like full on fasting.
But on Sunday, Sunday's a rest day so I can eat stuff and actually enjoy what I'm eating
and shit.
Oh, you're probably gorge.
Oh, dude, I fucking I go ham on Sundays.
But Fridays during Lent.
You know, you said you lost some weight.
Yeah, I lost 10 pounds in two weeks.
So that's crazy.
That's a lot.
I'm sharing it.
Yeah, but let's give all of them a shot.
What's that fucking church music?
No, dude, I'll fucking send in the group chat some real good church music, my guy.
That's fucking.
That's that's Baptist music.
I'm a Catholic.
Oh, we've already do some Gregorian.
One second.
I'll send in the Gregorian.
The story about that was and the seven dwarfs.
Do you think that being a being a Christian makes you a better person?
No, I think being a Christian or a Catholic for me is basically saying that I know I'm
a bad person and I'm accepting the fact that I'm a bad person.
Look, dude, go play the thing that I just sent you.
It's it's fucking solid.
Do you think that being a Christian makes you better than everyone else?
No, I I know that I am not better than anybody else.
It gives me.
Those guys get into it.
I have more peace.
Yeah.
This is Catholic shit.
Tell us a quick schizophrenic Bible review about Noah.
I don't like that's Jewish.
Like we're we're past that.
No, no one would be screwed today if you had to repeat everything.
I see I'll do I'll do a shit.
This one's got a dick, too.
They both got dicks.
I'll read a I'll read it an excerpt.
Why does this have like a meme guy on it?
It's a fucking it's a Chad Catholic meme, bro.
You don't know.
I don't understand, right?
Chad, Chad, Chad Catholics, bro.
That's who you are, Tyler.
Chad, I am a Chad Catholic.
Did you know that that you know, he's not Chad.
Yeah, well, I'm a Chad atheist.
Yeah.
Like, bro, why don't you fucking commit to atheism, bro?
Yeah, I'm a I'm a Chad.
What's the?
I'm like, oh, I'm a
So in the end of days, there they showed, I think it was Paul Peter Simon.
Oh, John.
So basically, he had a an angel come down and show him the end of days.
And in the end of days, it starts off with a breaking of the seven seals of the apocalypse.
And Casey is fucking eating this shit up right now, like it is stupid face.
And no, I like it.
It sounds like it sounds like we're in the ring or something.
And when the breaking of the seven does right and the seventh seal when that gets broken,
hell, hell, seven seals of hell.
But then after the seventh seal is broken, then the four horsemen of the apocalypse come.
Conquest is the first one after the seals broken.
So I think it's more of a.
I think it's more metaphorical because the first horsemen is conquest, which is war.
The second one is famine.
So the second one is after the war, there's not going to be food.
It's just going to be barren lands throughout it.
The third one is pestilence disease coming from people not being able to eat and be
in the filth of war and conflict.
We have all this today.
And the fourth horseman is death.
The fourth horse, the fourth horseman comes through and he reaps the souls of everybody
left.
But before that happens, there's a seven year war between heaven and hell.
When Jesus comes down and fights the Satan's demons from hell.
And if you are a good Christian believer, you will get raptured before the war.
But if you're not, you're going to be stuck here in hell for seven years.
Here on earth, stuck here on earth during the war between heaven and hell.
Oh, I go.
I want to see that.
I'll be like nearly nearly headless neck of the battle Hogwarts.
Yo, this is fucking awesome.
I can't die.
I can get fucking petrified, I guess.
So he does this like so there's a war between heaven and hell and the servants of Satan
have the letter, the numbers of six, six, six on their forehead and on their wrists.
And you cannot trade unless you have the mark of the beast, which is real scary because
think about the places where they're thinking about putting the microchips in you so you
can like trade with people and like use it as a debit card right here and right here.
And that's where the mark of the beast is supposed to be, which is kind of kind of creepy when
you think about it.
Look at that fucking Super Bowl halftime show.
Yo, yo, that was fucking creepy.
Did you see that shit?
I was on my Satan on everything.
No, it's creepy.
I'm with no I don't like Satan imagery.
It just gets my mind paranoid.
Yo, do you see a fucking little nos X like doing like fucking legit like Satan shit?
I heard you.
You said that.
That's this whole thing.
Didn't you have like the Satan shoes?
Yeah, they had like a six six six.
Yeah, there's like human blood in them or something.
Is that true?
I'm sure that's all bullshit.
No, that's a real thing.
You could buy the shoes.
No, you could buy the shoes.
Let me see.
Little Nox X Satan shoes.
It's got a drop of his blood in it.
Yeah.
No way.
No fucking.
There's no way.
So what's your favorite Bible story?
I like a lot of it.
What?
Jonah and the whale.
That's pretty cool.
I love that.
I like God said so he said the fish and he swallowed it.
That's epic.
That's like the milky.
Yeah, here they are.
Dude, they're going for $2,000.
That's unbelievable.
What's your favorite Bible story?
I don't know.
I don't have one.
What about David and Goliath?
I like the one where fucking Satan comes up to earth and fucking he gets.
He gets fucking annihilated by Saint Michael.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking saying comes up.
He's like, I'm here to kill people in Saint Michael's.
Oh shit.
We got Chad Orthodox chance up in here.
Yeah, they're there.
Give us some Bible shit.
This is like Gregorian chance.
Yeah, man.
This is like Michael only.
This is like.
What's that bad?
That one bad where the dude sounds like a dishwasher mayhem.
Oh, I'm the four or carnivore.
It's one of those like a stream metal bands.
Destroyer.
Take this.
You should have come to that metal show that we went to.
Holy shit.
But then there was this other band where they called with emulation.
Yeah, they're like them.
Yeah, I was like, he looked like kind of like normal hype, but his hair was so long.
He looked like I kind of like a hobbit.
Yeah, he was up there just like in the pair with sick man.
The boss.
I think he played the bass.
I think I like I like the Psalms.
Psalms is probably my favorite like book of the Bible.
My favorite verse is the Psalms 23 for which is the I walked through the valley of the
shadow of death and I shall fear no evil for thou are beside me and thy rod and thy
scepter they comfort me.
It's basically being like God's going to be there besides you even in your darkest times
like you could be going through like your you can be going through your own personal hell,
but God's still going to be there with you.
No, I actually listen to that.
I think it I find it very comforting.
Yeah, like knowing that God's there with you.
And that's why I think people like make believe that he is.
All right, buddy.
No, he went to he went to like fucking church.
Bro, I was like five.
No, like my parents were like, this is stupid.
I was like, yeah, it is.
Everybody.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I also like the full armor of God.
One, it's a fission something.
My dad would be all up in this shit because everybody was a Tyler.
Tyler, look, this person you're picking.
I think everybody was six through a season six, ten through 18.
It's putting on the full armor of God.
Great Joshua 22.
Joshua 22.
Bro, everybody wants to be told that they're going to be OK.
And I think like creating this mashed illusion just takes the place of like somebody being like, yeah, it's going to be OK.
The Easter tribe return home.
It's all about putting.
If you die, you're going to go to a special place and like everything's going to be OK.
Right.
But be very careful to keep the commandment and the law that Moses, the servant of God gave you to the Lord, your God to walk in obedience to him to keep his commands to hold him.
To hold fast to him and to serve him with all your heart and soul is Joshua 22.
Nice.
You have done all that.
I'm going to read this pops and then I heard it.
Cool.
Yeah, but putting on the whole armor of God is Ephesians 10 through 18.
Finally, be strong in the Lord and in his mighty power.
Put on the full armor of God so that you can take a stand against the devil schemes for our struggles is not against the flesh and blood.
But against the rulers against the authorities and against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.
Therefore, put on the full armor of God.
So in the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground and after you've done everything to stand.
Stand firm then with the belt of truth buckled around your waist with the breast place breastplate of righteousness in place and your feet fitted with the readiness that comes with the gospel of peace.
In addition to all this, take up your shield of faith, which can extinguish all the flaming arrows of the evil one and the helmet of salvation and the sword of spirit, which is the word of God.
And pray in this spirit in the spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests with this in mind be alert and always keep on praying for the Lord's people.
Nice.
I really like that one.
That is nice.
That's the armor.
It's a full armor of God.
Basically, it's basically saying like there's going to be bad shit and evil shit in this world that's going to try to hurt you.
But as long as you keep your faith, as long as you are steadfast in your own like belief, even if you fall, you're going to be welcomed at him on the right side of his right hand next to the father.
Yeah.
And it is nice to have that forgiveness so you don't have to worry about your screwing up.
But it's hard though, because you know, you want that power to control your life better.
I mean, we're not really in control.
That's the big thing that the devil says is that he's all about power.
He's all about like, we're going to you're going to get power from doing this, but everything that the devil gives you is temporary power for the cost of everything.
True.
Because there's always a caveat with the devil always because yeah, he'll give you power.
He'll give you all this shit, but you're eternally damned because of it.
Right.
So true.
Like it's oh, there's always a fucking cost with him, like, you know, now you see the devil is with that he is all about shortcuts to power.
And it's not even real power.
It's fake power.
Yeah.
With God, it's about with God, it's about long term, like, growth to power, but it's power that you earned yourself.
You didn't like take a shortcut.
You earned that.
Amazing grease.
Help me.
Fucking Bible preaching over here, brothers.
You know those people that just come up to you and start talking about the Bible?
Yeah, I don't like those people.
I'm a Catholic and I don't like when people are just like, Hey, do you hear about this Bible verse?
I'm like, Yeah, man, I'm a Catholic.
And there's like, Oh, then you'll I'm like, Listen, man, listen, bro.
What's that thing that you're supposed to say?
Like peace be upon you or something?
Peace be with you.
So it used to be peace be like my peace be with you, peace be upon.
And then you go, they say, and then we share the sign of sign of peace and you say peace
be with you.
And they're all like it used to be an awesome with you.
And now it's in with your spirit.
It's all somebody said that to me at a Catholic like funeral.
And I was like, thanks.
You shook their hand though.
Where did you leave them hanging?
I don't think they shook my hand.
I thought you shake people's hands when you do that.
So at my wedding, peace be with you.
My my fiance wants wants us to have communion.
So when you go, are you going to receive it?
Are you just going to be like, No, man, I'm good.
Communion at your wedding?
Yeah, it's a it's a Catholic and Protestant thing.
Oh yeah.
Well, that didn't go well last time I did that.
So you'll you like you don't have to I'm just saying like, like I'm going to have it at
my wedding.
If you go, you're going to be I don't care.
I just did it wrong the last time I fucking you stuck my tongue out.
I told them the podcast.
Yeah, you're supposed to supposed to cradle it in your hand and then I said that in the
movies, they fucking stick their tongue out.
He goes, ah, so it depends on it.
That's going to be their day.
So that everybody's going to get communion.
Shut the fuck up, bro.
But I can eat me.
But my girlfriend's a Protestant and mean her have different.
Oh, you guys are like, that's bad.
I mean, oh, you're having fucking schism.
But like, she's like, you're a zealot.
And I'm like, you don't go far enough because I've been told by like other denominations
that Catholics are zealots, which I guess we could be.
But I just don't think that they go far enough.
They're not like strict or anything.
They just go, yeah, you can just say that you like God and that's pretty much it.
Like I actually have like tenants that I have to follow.
Those guys are just like, it's more about community.
It's more about that for Catholics about fucking duty.
It's about doing what you're really getting into this.
For Catholics, it's about duty.
It's about serving in the name of God.
That's why I kind of do what I do is because I fucking I do it for service to my fellow man for God.
But it's all just rules made up by men.
The Bible is basically just written by men.
There's they the only parts of the Bible that are actually Jesus's words are in the New Testament.
Before revelations and before the and there there's the the life of Jesus where he actually talks in the Bible.
And those ones actually have his words in it.
And then he dies and is resurrected on the third day.
And it's just and so lent actually.
That's the shit down.
A lot of the Bible stories.
I mean, I bet I went to Catholic school for fucking 10 years.
And then I went to and I got confirmed.
How you and Casey met?
Yeah, I was school.
I was to Bible camp.
My fucking retreat for my for my priest, my retreat for my Bible like study like thing was going to the rectory and staying there all day and praying.
And that was my retreat like it like the retreat supposed to be like fun for other like denominations.
Like it's fun. You go on like field trips to like shit and like, you know, you on like mission trips for us.
It's sitting a fucking dark room with candles and pray for fucking six hours.
Weird.
And I'm like, it's like what I told my my girl about that.
She was like, that's a that's really zealot sounding like and she was like, we don't have to do that shit.
And like, what do you guys do? She goes, oh, we have like coffee hour with our church after service and like we have like community day and all that shit.
It's like, dude, we are fucking way more hardcore than that.
We don't allow women to be priests because we're so traditional with it.
Yeah.
One good thing about the church.
You also allowed, you don't allow people to be gay until 2003 or something.
So for that thing that people always bring up, you're like Catholicism like stance on gayness is the gay.
The gay agenda.
But Catholics, they're more.
Well, it's all about holding up the best thing, you know, the healthiest thing for children.
So it's it's more.
That was the tradition because the healthiest thing is to have a mom and a dad for Catholics nowadays.
You don't need the Jews are way more hardcore on on gays than than Catholics are like the Jews are actually practicing.
Most of them are.
Yeah. But like the like the Orthodox Jew people are fucking insane when it comes like they don't they can't even go to a person who got married as a gay person.
Like they can't even go to their wedding or reception.
Yeah.
They'll hang out with them outside of that, but they won't go to their wedding and they won't go to their reception.
Yeah.
Which is weird.
But like the Jews, they really dislike like gay people like they really do like that's like an actual.
Muslims.
Actually.
Definitely.
No, Muslims.
Like Muslims are like the like people call me a zealot and I look at like basic Muslims.
I'm like those guys are way more zealots than I am.
That's only a small like just like the Jews. It's only a small percentage of them are like that.
Yeah.
But being a but back to the gayness with with Catholicism.
The thing for us is we don't care if you are gay.
We don't care about that.
The only thing is that we just won't let you get allowed to be married in our church.
Like you can get married for the state and stuff.
It's just that we're not going to do it in our church type thing.
Yeah.
There's no animosity.
It's just like it's just like a like we like it for on sex.
You know, it's like it's hard because the church is there to you know, guide people morally and have any relationship, you know, based on sexual attraction as opposed to like the model Catholic relationship, which is like a spiritual level, you know, model after
because for Catholics, sex.
Sex is actually a is actually like a gift given to us by God.
What sex is actually a gift given to us by it's not but that's the thing is sex is a curse if you're just going out willy nilly.
But if it's between you and your wife, it's it's one of God's best gifts because when it's the thing that we use to create more children, women use to control it is what sex is.
But when you when you when you procreate, well, that's why there's so many rules with marriage because they know people going out just having sex is that's the foundation of ruin.
It is.
It's not that sex itself is bad.
It's overdoing it is a bad thing and like doing it.
I feel anything and I feel any pleasure.
That's yeah, that's a problem.
But everybody does it changes things.
Sex before marriage, you're not thinking clearly about who you're getting, making that decision to marry for the rest of your life.
Yeah, I mean, the whole fucking virgin till till marriage is, I think, a little extreme.
Well, it's optimal.
It's optimal.
But like in today's society and I know it's not practical.
It's not practical.
But like, I know it's not like how it's supposed to be in the Bible and like how it's supposed to be in religion.
But the whole thing is like we and like like even in the Bible, it's like everybody will will like like sin like probably hundreds of times during one day.
But it's just knowing that it's not like the best thing that you could do like.
How are you sinning 100 times in a day?
Like it's like doing like not.
Jack it off 100 times.
You're fucking with you.
Jack it off 99 times.
Yeah.
You don't sin that much.
Yeah.
But we do like just having a thought is not a sin.
How many how many sins is there's a fucking a bowl of mac and cheese.
Can you do that?
No, no.
Just prat.
Hypothetic.
If I fought the bowl of mac and cheese.
Is that a sin?
I don't even know how that would feel.
I mean it's got that squishy sounds sounds like vagina.
I don't think it would feel good.
That'd be weird.
I was watching Mark and Pie earlier and he was fucking the pie.
That was funny.
It is sad like well just tell your mom we ate it all.
Dude what would you do if you had a kid and you came home and he was fucking the pie.
I'd be like dude.
I would just be like oh no.
Yeah Tyler you got it.
I'd be like oh man.
I fucked up.
Yeah but you got this is where this is why I said this is this comedian as he's and sorry he's funny.
I told him hey there's this one girl that works in this restaurant she's so cute but I don't know what to say to her.
And he goes oh man all I gotta do is go over in there and be honest with her for a minute.
Really that's all I gotta do.
I like your face.
Excuse me miss I just need to be real honest with you for a minute.
I eat here all the time and when I do I stare at your face.
And I imagine us fucking while I eat my sandwiches.
Let me know if you'd like to turn my fantasy into your reality.
I'm not sure that would work out too well.
People always give me the same dome advice and situations like that.
They'll say things like oh just leave her a big tip.
How does that work I just walk over yes can I get a muffin please.
Here's $100.
I think you know what that means.
I'm willing to have sex with you for the price of $98.
I was doing that joke one night this guy in the audience just yells just tell her you're on TV.
Yeah there's no way I'll sound like a jerk if I do that right.
Excuse me miss I'm on TV.
I said I'm on TV.
I don't know what's going on here but this is the part where you start sucking my dick.
I don't think this is the right one but.
That was good.
Yeah it's like how awkward it is trying to like help people.
It's like a really cold approach like that.
We can't do that anymore because like all like the sexual harassment shit like I'm so happy that I've been in a relationship for the last five years.
Here we go.
Because when I was in the dating sphere.
It fucking sucked.
The only reason I was able to get like the dates that I did was because of fucking Tinder.
Because everybody on Tinder is there to date somebody or fuck somebody.
There's like like everybody on there isn't there to speak.
Oh I don't know I don't want to date anybody I don't want to have sex I just want to have a conversation like nobody fucking does that.
Like you can't just go up to somebody now because like every like that's that's why I'm like it's like a green light.
It's like everybody on Tinder that's a green light you can like like when you when you get swiped on they swiped you.
You talk to them it's like you're both willing to have a conversation that might lead to dating.
That's why I liked Tinder so much.
But if you didn't have Tinder like what are you going to do go up to Lane be like I like your eyebrows.
I really want to like I want to make out with you right now.
Hello.
Fucking like what did people do before Tinder today is go like how did our great grandparents and shit do shit.
They just go up to the fucking girl and be like hey hey lady you got some nice gams on you.
Let's go let's go on a date.
Let's go to the soda shop.
The families arranged it like you were socialized locally.
So you do all the other eligible bachelors and people just like you know got together very young.
They started their families but like it's just like but now the markets huge like one girl could just she could be looking up dudes from like all over the northeast.
But then you get the the thing where it's like the cream rises to the top type thing like only the best like this is going to sound arrogant.
But I had a shit ton of matches on Tinder and the more like I talked to people like there's people who were like my friends who were not attractive guys like love them to death but they're not attractive guys.
They didn't get any matches on Tinder at all just because they they didn't look good.
So for somebody who's not like amazing looking or not like slightly above average looking Tinder's not going to be great for you because you're not just you're not going to like if you like it's a shitty thing but Tinder literally is for attractive people trying to meet other attractive people like it's not like if you're not attractive you're not going to do good on Tinder.
Like it's that's just the thing that's not going to happen.
And you did good.
I did good.
That's that's why I'm like confident.
That's why I'm confident in my thing because I just matched with so many.
I'm like dude I look great.
Like that's like I got I got I got a decent amount of dates got all that shit.
And then I found this one girl and been wondering for five years.
Oh you got tinder.
I got tinder but it worked.
I just fucked a bowl of macaroni and cheese.
What is your preferred masturbation method Reddit.
My fucking hand.
Well that's why I think being people are probably just easier if you're like you're like you
say like an average guy you know because it might sound creepy but all you got to do is
have some acquaintances you know you get swept up in the community even like a church like
you say as long as you got like a social circle.
Yeah but that's the thing like either you're going to date somebody from your job from
your church or that you met online like you're not just going to go up to somebody in a supermarket
and be like hey you want to go on a date with me.
No but if you see them like a couple times a week at the supermarket or a couple times
a month you know you have a couple of conversations.
That's how they used to do it because you're old school.
Yeah I just have a mentality.
It's probably a better way but but there's also the whole thing where if you look at
a woman the wrong way now you can get charged with just sexual harassment hyperbole as long
as you're not being gross but like it's it's it there's always the threat because
there's always a threat of that though you know like you can't like because I think your
girlfriends in your head.
His girlfriends in his ass.
You want to go look for another girl you're going to be fucking.
It's not gay though.
Hey do you think Peking is gay by the way?
Yeah.
We talked about this.
We did.
Hell yeah they say it's not he says it's not and Aliback says it's not.
It's it I said it's a thing because it's because Peking is not like it's a woman doing it to you.
So technically in the in the sense it's not gay because it's a woman.
You say it's not gay because you got fucking kids.
Oh my god bro that's pretty homophobic in you man.
Yeah.
More than being gay it's like getting you know man with a toy I guess you know who knows I
guess maybe it could be kinky you know but what Dan was saying the other day like when
we did this and had this conversation he said the gay of 2003 wouldn't even be considered
gay now.
Yeah like being gay now you have to be super gay to be considered gay.
But like you don't have to because so many people are gay now what's up with like I think
now I keep seeing these things where it's like now like the amount of kids that identify
as LGBT are fucking ridiculous.
Yeah but it's the whole thing of the community is trending man like it's a it's a community
of like a couple kids in my whole class over day out of like 500 kids like we're out.
I had a I had 99 kids in my class and we had one that was like straight up like butch
dyke lesbian like 100% like and everybody knew that she was the she was the class lesbian
like everybody knew that.
Yep.
Then there are some girls that like experimented with her like they then they're like I don't
think I'm gay but like they experimented a little bit.
There was and then there's two gay guys and my favorite thing I told this on the podcast
the other day but you weren't here it was really fucking funny.
I actually am still friends with the one like gay guy from my school like on my Facebook
and he was just like hey everybody who's calling me a fucking you know the word that I'm gonna
say fucking a slur for gay people.
Everybody who's calling me a slur for gay people guess what you was in my DMs and I sucked
your dick so I could leak all them right now.
I kept all of them.
I'm like I was thinking that was you who said that.
Yeah.
I'm like what the fuck I want to know I want to I want to know who's in these DMs type shit
but like that's dark but like he is like yeah he's gonna because like they are calling
him a you know the the f slur dude.
I was listening to the podcast one of the old episodes podcast the other day and we're
just talking about like people like going through me grinders and I was like what the
fuck are we talking about.
Wait wait did we talk about that.
It was like one of the it was like the return of Ali Mack or something and Dan was talking
about like people getting caught in me grinders and like the dude who like his neck exploded
and his head fell off.
It's that touch to the power lines.
Yeah.
It's like wow.
He touched the power line and his head blew off.
Yeah.
He got caught in the power lines going exploded.
Wow.
That was a video dude.
That was a video.
Yeah.
But you can't find that shit on YouTube.
Not on YouTube.
I was like what the fuck site is Dan going on.
Live League.
Bitshoot.
Live League but that's not a that's bad now isn't it.
No.
Live League still still around.
You want me to go on.
No don't go on live.
I don't give a fuck.
You talk about yourself.
I'll see what I'll see what I see.
But like I don't like I don't like to draw videos.
You have to watch it.
But like these dudes like I saw one video and it was on fucking Facebook.
The dude got like wrapped up in a fucking like a coil and then they couldn't know that
that should ended two years ago.
Oh, Live League ended two years ago.
But like the dude got caught up in a in like a like a wire spool and they weren't able
to shut off the emergency shut off because the emergency shut off wasn't working.
So his head was just hitting the concrete and like fucking 20 miles per hour over and
over and it's just fucking blood is splattering.
It was like a fucking fountain of blood.
I'm like, oh boy.
Holy shit.
That's nuts.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
I'm glad I don't do any.
And then in our old employer we had like a hostess factory like right near our station.
I didn't even know about and some dude got his fucking arm caught in the machine like
that we had to go to one time.
It was fucking crazy.
And like lost his arm.
Oh yeah.
He lived but like the fire department literally had to cut his like cut the machine apart
to get his arm out of it.
It was crazy because he had like loose clothing and it got caught on one of the things and
then his arm got caught into it and then they hit the emergency shut off thing.
But his arm was like wrapped up in the in the thing.
So we had to like we had to cut off.
We had to cut the the machine apart to get his arm and basically we were there.
Yeah.
Like that was one of the calls that we went on.
That's fucking nuts.
And they had to like we had to bring like part of the machine that his arm was caught
in.
It like it wasn't like a huge part but like we had to bring that to the hospital with
us.
How'd you guys get it loose?
The factory people did it?
No, we had to cut the machine apart like to do it like the fire department used the
cutters and like cut the machine apart.
It was fucking crazy.
Awful.
It was probably like fucking.
Oh shit.
Cable thief roasted to death on Transformer.
What he's talking about?
I think.
Oh Jesus Christ.
You found it?
Oh God.
You never saw that.
And his head explodes.
So he got his head exploded.
French.
No, I think it's Indian.
No, no, no, no.
Or Arabic.
No, that's Arabic.
What are they still showing?
The dude fucking melting in the transformer.
And he's just like super calm about it.
He's like.
And he's still being fried.
Oh yeah.
No, well, he's like on fire.
His body's on fire.
Just hanging in the transformer.
He's one of those movies.
Oh my God.
Oh, it ended.
I don't want to see it.
Dude, come on.
You're in the medical field.
I don't like watching goer videos though.
Just something sick about it.
Because me and my friends.
You want to work in the yard, don't you?
Yeah.
Me and my friends used to used to watch like fucking ISIS videos or like US.
Like shooting missiles at ISIS dudes from the fucking helicopters.
And like, you know, like the call duty, like thermal, like, like the death from above mission.
Like there was like real videos of that.
People just getting fucking blown up with fucking missiles.
Oh, it's crazy.
Wow.
This dude just got fucking rocked by a gas cylinder.
Jesus Christ.
He died.
I don't know.
That's fucking freaky, bro.
All right, let's stop watching goer videos.
Fucking fucked up, man.
I mean, the lady was the one who told fucking said that he was watching them first.
Well, I find a fucking in the weeds right there.
You know what I mean?
Dude, he's coming at 10.
So in 30 minutes, we'll, uh, we'll talk to him about that.
What was that site that that was that I was called that I was just on lively run?
That seems like definitely not a computer computer virus.
Like it was like the whole thing.
Like when you were a kid, you didn't know like when I was like 12 years old, I didn't know what porn sites were like the ones that weren't going to like destroy your computer.
So I'm going on like the random ones that were like really sketchy.
But like then you figure out that like porn hub X videos and like two other ones are the only ones that won't give you a virus.
Oh dude, that guy got fucked up.
Dude, you're still watching.
Oh dude.
So this dude just got right over by a truck and then the dude fucking stops and the truck lurches forward and just crushes them more.
Oh my God.
I've seen fucking real life.
Did you ever get, did you ever get a call for a guy who got hit by a tractor trailer or something?
The guy that, the guy that got hit by the train.
Yeah.
Yeah, because I got a call for a guy who was on a motorcycle who got hit by a tractor trailer and just fucking exploded.
Oh really?
Yeah.
You saw his remains?
Oh yeah.
Like we had to find his head.
Yeah, he was Morbid scavenger hunt.
Alright, BLS Worst Story.
You're the one that brought up gore videos.
Oh yeah.
Well, I mean you guys were talking about it on the podcast that I listened to yesterday, you know.
But live league used to be the fucking place where you could see literally fucking people get murdered.
Like they have like actual like awful shit on there.
Bro, it's just shock that it's just like shock value.
Yeah.
You know, like the same reason why people watch like porn.
I guess, but like at porn at least you get like some like gratification from it.
You don't really get gratification from watching someone get their head cut off.
Yeah, people like watch like shit on like ridiculous shit on TikTok.
You know what you mean?
You know like people.
Lip syncing.
What?
Lip syncing.
No, just like people being retarded on TikTok.
So can we talk about this like Psyop of Goth Girls?
What is it?
People are Goth Girls are in again.
Goth Girls have been in my guy.
Oh, my God.
So like back in the early 2000s.
All right.
Back when like we were younger.
Do you notice that every single TV show had a Goth girl in it?
Every single one.
Yeah.
Danny Phantom.
Love that show.
Scooby Doo.
I don't play the thieves on for that show.
Fucking Total Drama Island.
What's the cartoon with all the like the little Robin guy?
Teen Titans.
Yeah.
Fucking Raven.
Yeah.
Fucking Kim Possible had Shigo.
The fucking like Goth man.
Dude, all of them like all the best like TV shows when we were fucking kid.
He's a Phantom.
Yo, Danny Phantom.
He was just 14.
It sounds like this one.
That's good.
Everyone sees Danny Phantom.
If Danny took a look inside of it.
Everything just changes.
Mama Cuell's got all re-arranged.
Yeah.
Snowy right here.
Going green eyes.
Can walk through walls disappear and fly.
He was much more unique than the other guys.
He had to stop all the ghosts that were coming through.
He's here to fight for me and you.
Danny Phantom.
I never heard of this show.
That was on TV.
Dude, I love Danny Phantom.
You're too old, I guess.
I guess.
How old are you?
40.
40?
So that was a little after you.
That was your birthday.
I missed it.
It was the fifth.
Just a few days ago.
Oh, happy birthday.
You didn't tell me.
I don't know when your birthday was.
Yeah, so like that was a little bit after your time because I'm 25.
So like that was the shows that were on when I was a kid.
Yeah, that's a big difference.
But like the shows when I was a kid, there were so many fucking goth girls.
It was unbelievable.
But then if you actually look at it, every single person my age loves goth girls to an
insane degree.
And it's because of the cartoon.
But also if you go back to the 1950s and 60s when like Looney Tunes were around, it was
always redheaded fucking like bimbo girls.
And guess what the boomers like?
They like redheaded like big tits like fucking like all that shit.
Like Marilyn Monroe.
It's all that shit that just got fucking like like inner brains as children like this is
what a hot girl looks like.
And then it just sunk into our fucking brains.
I got to be honest.
The probably better off with the stepford wife type.
But the goth girl.
You're gonna have a midlife crisis now.
Like dude goth girls are fucking phenomenal.
I love goth girls.
I guess I mean it just seems like red flags that made the tats.
Dude that's the thing.
The red flags is what makes it attractive.
Like I want someone to ruin my life when I was dating.
Like because I dated I dated like four goth girls and every single one of them ruined
my life for like the fucking time that I dated them.
But the other.
The other cool part about goth girls is that they would do literally anything.
So that was the whole thing.
Like that's cool.
Take your headphones off before you go.
I guess it's worth it.
So like it was like it's like the the hot and crazy index.
You know that we know we've never talked about the hot and crazy index on this.
So the hot and crazy index it's like a literal like chart.
The hotter they are the crazier they like it's like it's like one of like the charts
like this.
The more goth they are.
But it's like the bottom is is hotness level and then the top is craziness.
Whatever they're between the surface area.
Yeah.
That is their kink level.
Yeah.
So basically the hotter they are the fucking more insane.
The more insane they are.
Like.
He's got too big of a width.
He's like oh shit.
He's like I fucked up.
Try it bro.
Let me see here.
Oh.
I was like a covid swab.
Oh yeah.
I love when people like oh oh you don't have to go all they don't have to go all the way
up to your brain anymore.
I'm like yeah I'm going to.
Oh damn dude.
Wow.
How does it feel being 40 now.
It's crazy.
It's different.
So here yeah here's the hot and crazy index for you.
No go zone.
Why because they're not cute enough.
They're not they're not hot enough.
So they're like they're like yeah with the crazy chicks.
Date zone.
Fun zone.
Wife zone.
Unicorn do not exist.
I've never been a 10 who was not fucking batshit insane.
Yeah that's a lot of pressure being that good looking.
You think it would be hard to be better looking or do you think it'd be easier to be if like
if like we were all 10s do you think our life would be harder or easier.
If you're if you're attractive like if I if we look attractive from your entire life.
Actually no there's there's there's some there's some that had like weird phases like that like
weren't like attractive Hollywood knows they're gonna grow up to be beautiful.
Yeah.
People know people like Robert Pattinson like if we look like Robert Pattinson I think our
life would be a lot easier.
Yeah.
I'm not even who was that guy.
Edward Edward from Twilight.
Oh yeah.
Yeah like if we looked like him.
Yeah you could just go to the girls would be just gaping.
Oh yeah or like we looked like fucking and not even the girls but like you know jobs.
Yeah just be treated better.
No that's that's actually a real thing is that attractive people are more likely to get a
job than an ugly person.
Yeah.
That's a real thing.
Like especially men you know you got the pressure of being tall like a certain height.
Yeah because I'm 511 and because I'm an inch shorter than six foot that's a that's a that's
a mark on me.
Yeah.
Like yeah like you're already at a good level like you gotta a lot going for you looks wise
but yeah you're not six foot like it's it's it's fucking insane like I'm an inch shorter
than six feet.
Yeah.
And I that brings you down that brings me down a point like yeah like if I was an inch
taller they'd be like okay you got bumped up one level.
Your body can't look me twice but like the thing is like my favorite thing would be like
when girls would ask me on Tinder when I was like when I was on there they're like hey
how tall are you.
I'm like I'm 511 they're like oh you're not six foot.
I'm like I'm an inch shorter than six foot like one inch inches that much.
Why didn't you just lie.
And it like it like no I and then I eventually just started saying I was six foot because
an inch is a little too an inches that much like we all know an inch an inch is that big
and just this much more height.
I would be a girl can see it though.
Dude actually you fucking girls don't know what six foot is.
They know it.
They don't like in if they know it if they see it they're like yes six foot if I say
I'm six foot a girl believe me.
Yeah she might believe you but she's not going to respond if you were actually six foot like
when she feels your presence she's going to be like I don't know.
I'm an inch shorter.
I'm fucking I'm 511.
I know dude it doesn't matter.
Like this is this is this is my height see you're already you're already like getting
riled up because you're so sensitive about your height.
Chill.
I'm so upset about it because literally like if I was like 5 8 I'd be like all right there
was not a chance that I could have been six foot right but if I like I'm 511.
So I've always been out of the height game so I'm just used to it but my brother's the
same height as you.
Yeah so he's 511 so you're like it's like you had the chance to be one inch taller
and then you would have hit that six foot mark.
Yeah.
So that's something you poor 511 guys got to do because my brother my brother is 15 years
old and he's taller.
My brother is six foot at 15 he's going to be like six three like he's like super tall
but I was 5 8 my senior year of high school.
I didn't get the 511 till I was like 20.
You're lucky.
Yeah.
Like you got blessed because that's like a miracle.
Yeah no but they your last growth spurt is between 18 and 20 and I grew up I grew to
511 and that's it.
511 three inches.
That's I don't even fucking believe you.
That's possible.
Have you met him before.
I was like in the station and I watched this guy like getting shot.
You want to fucking video.
Like Tyler that's enough.
Have you recorded it on his phone.
Oh now you're naming names.
I was gonna fucking know who he is.
I'm not saying it didn't happen.
I'm just saying this at least things happen a lot to you.
I know my life is insane.
I don't know what just awful shit always happens to me.
It just happens man.
You're just a black cloud I guess.
I'm a black I'm a weird cloud weird shit always happens.
I'm not a white cloud.
I'm not a black cloud just weird shit constantly happens around me or I pay attention enough
to realize that the fucking weird shit is going on.
I was at the mall with my girlfriend the other day and it was great.
I was sitting there and like there was a fucking pack of artists that just were there
and one guy was wearing cowboy boots and a cape and he was going around going like this.
What is fucking cape running around and nobody else noticed it.
My girlfriend didn't even notice it.
I'm like do you see the guy with the cape and cowboy boots and she's like I thought you were joking.
And I'm like this is what happens in my life because I pay attention.
Bro that's what people like.
I'm just trying to say something about Mary.
They're my brother.
That's why people are just like sheep like now.
They don't pay attention.
But you're saying that's cool that this dude is out there doing nutty shit.
Dude yeah it was fucking cool.
People don't notice anything anymore.
That's why the government can get away with anything.
And then I was walking by.
This is in the bigger mall that we have.
I won't say the name of it but the bigger mall.
You know the one that's named after the town.
Not the one that's named after just nothing.
So I was there.
So I was there and after the fucking cape guy was fucking going around doing weird shit.
I was walking by and some dudes just rolling up the fucking weed joint.
Just rolling up in public.
Well weed is fucking legal now man.
What do you expect?
You don't roll up in a fucking mall.
Oh yeah that is a gangsta.
He was just sitting there like he didn't care.
There's no rules anymore.
Public experiment.
I love watching those kind of videos.
Back when I was in high school.
Dude you're getting fucking beaten up by the cops.
Possibly.
Don't bring that shit around here.
Especially at that mall.
Oh yeah.
Is that the one with the police station in it or is that the other one?
I think the other one has the police station in it.
Yeah that's... oh I don't think they do.
The one... I'm not...
Yeah.
No no the other one has the police station in I think.
Oh okay.
Yeah I was walking around that mall one time.
Like for a charity event.
I was dressed like a skeleton.
And the security guard stopped me and was like whoa whoa whoa.
What's up buddy?
You can't wear a mask.
And I was like oh I'm working.
Bro I'm a skeleton.
I'm a skeleton so fuck yourself.
It was like the journey through the body thing.
Oh yeah that was cool.
Well I didn't do anything.
I just walked around.
And then I had to walk around without the mask
and it was just stupid because I just had like a black t-shirt on.
So did you guys ever hear like the ladder experiment?
No.
So basically these guys in the psychology class
and I think Harvard or some shit.
Oh shit shit shit shit.
I think these guys in a... I think it was a Harvard class.
Are we gonna smoke a cigarette?
Maybe.
We'll take a break after this story.
Oh we can't smoke one after.
I like psychology experience.
I know a lot of the...
They're like let's do an experiment where
we'll go into places with a ladder
and wearing like a tool belt
and see how far into places they can get.
Oh yeah it's like that show in practical with jokers you know.
Which is a comedy show but it's also like a social experiment
because you can do anything when you have a worker's uniform on.
But like these guys would go to like random places
like they went to like concerts and shit
and they'd just go in with a ladder and a tool belt
and then they'd be like where are you guys going?
Like yeah the fucking lights up there need to get changed.
Like oh alright they didn't have fucking paperwork.
They didn't have IDs.
They just had a fucking tool belt and a fucking ladder.
They got into the White House.
Yes that's...
You're gonna get shot.
That's awesome because like if you you know at my job
if you come in with a certain color you know scrub your uniform.
You can do whatever you want.
I mean you gotta have a badge but if you're like oh I lost my badge
you're like oh you're like you're this kind of person.
Dude during COVID.
During COVID my grand...
During COVID my grandfather was in the hospital
and I was wearing my uniform that like I just got out of work
and like you know how they weren't allowing like people
and like rooms and shit.
I literally just go hey I need to get upstairs
we left a we left a card up there or something like oh alright
and they literally all they did I was wearing my uniform
and I just walked in and I could get through the entire hospital
and people were scanning me indoors and shit because I had a uniform on.
Like all you have to do is look like you belong somewhere.
What are you gonna do? What's the mayhem that you're gonna cause?
Yeah but like all you need to do is look like you belong somewhere
and you'll do it.
Can you get in anywhere with a ladder?
On YouTube?
The White House though that's insane.
Yeah I got into a fucking White House.
I would not do that.
I wouldn't do it either.
I don't know this stuff.
Here's a little stuck but uh...
He's probably Joe Biden.
Hey!
I'm gonna break into this shit.
Be like hey uh Trump we need to fix the the lights up in the the oval office
be like alright wonderful I love it I love it I need more light to...
Dude that's pretty good.
Let's take a break.
We'll uh...
We'll be back with more uh...
Untitled Podcast in the uh...
The order of the Autists.
Maybe uh... maybe Dan will be here by then.
Uh... welcome back.
Untitled Podcast.
Yo what's up motherfuckers?
Dan's back.
Ali Mack decides not to pick up ever.
Oh my god I fucking hate this guy.
We've got his replacement.
Oh Jesus Christ.
He's more reliable.
You've probably been here more than Ali Mack has.
Yeah for a second time.
It's a tie.
What are you saying that how uh...
Joe Rogan they started doing smelling salts to copy us.
Yeah Joe Rogan's copying us.
We should sue him.
We definitely don't commit any sort of copyright infringement.
They've definitely been doing that for like a year.
Yeah the stick is bad but...
You should try it bro it's not that bad.
Yeah I did try it kind of.
I didn't get as close as...
Nah like just go like this and do...
Like you don't even need to do a...
Oh god dude.
Can you get right in there?
Yeah.
Dude this guy is fucking insane.
Wow.
Let's take a full breath if I can.
Oh I was watching this the other day that uh...
I sent you.
What else do you do like that?
No it's a...
Bansal.
That's it. That's all we got.
What is this?
What are we listening to?
Double door ass calmly.
Dude I wish I had on video when Tyler was shinking.
I tried to do that at my house to my cat.
But I just couldn't do it on the same level that Tyler did it.
Fucking me in.
Fucking are you fucking weak are you motherfucker.
We're gonna talk about Harry Potter 5 today don't we?
I haven't watched it so...
I probably can't right?
Is that a new movie coming out or has that been out?
No it's been out for like 10 years.
Oh like 15 years.
Yeah so I think we're gonna have to skip a week with that
and go come back next week.
Oh really?
In a while.
Really really really.
What about the new Peter Pan on Disney Plus?
Dude did you...
Oh my god did you...
The fucking thing that I sent the group chat the other day was fucking hilarious.
What's that?
The little mermaid fucking thing.
Oh she couldn't swim.
The black little mermaid can't swim.
Oh man yeah.
That's messed up.
I argue with all the time with people but I'm like you don't see...
Oh my god.
Can we talk about what we said in that?
Like the learning how to swim shows how much your parents care about you.
Yeah.
It's hard for black people to swim.
They have different bone density.
Yeah but like...
When I saw a black person in an Olympic swimming contest...
We're getting carried away.
No it's true.
There's this part on this movie.
There's this part in this movie 42 with Jackie Robinson.
Where the people...
Where the announcer goes well you know black people have a...
They have a different heel shape than white people so they can't hit the ball as far.
And then Jackie Robinson fucking cracks a fucking dinger.
And the other guy goes is that dude who was fucking heel?
Fucking peed?
Wow that's like eugenics.
You sound exactly like that.
I'm talking about an evolutionary trend.
There is that uh...
There's that one announcer that was talking about a fast twitch muscle fiber.
And he just like destroyed his career.
Yeah.
Even though it's like...
Real?
It's real.
Yeah I mean they...
They have extra muscle fiber that we don't.
Well they have...
There's like fast twitch and slow twitch.
Black people.
Oh my god.
Canceled.
Yeah it's uh...
There's the uh...
What is it?
The glycolytic right muscle fibers.
What's that?
The low glycogen muscle fibers.
Right faster, slow twitch.
I don't know but...
I was watching...
I was trying to...
I was thinking about getting into like some sprinting
because it's like really good for you.
And uh...
Because you want to be more like who?
Usain Bolt.
You want to be like Usain Bolt?
Yeah.
There's no white people in the lineup.
You know I'm like maybe this isn't a good thing for me to get into.
So but now that you bring it up I've never seen black people swimming in the Olympics.
I mean Uganda has a team.
I mean...
What?
Dude that was the total hyperbole.
We're gonna have to do some editing.
If you would call me the racist one.
Dude it's just about something that I just talked to somebody about.
It was a swimming thing that's all.
But yeah like they literally can't swim.
Oh my god.
Should we restart?
No no no.
That came out wrong.
The little mermaid literally can't swim.
I think we did this one time on ambulance sessions when I played like the amazing racist videos.
About the one with the video where he was going up to black people and be like free boat rides back to Africa.
Oh I remember that.
Yeah.
Alright.
He was going into the laundry mat wearing a KKK uniform.
He went into a laundry mat in like the hood wearing a KKK uniform.
Who was this guy?
The amazing racist.
R.H.Cha4.
He's a comedian.
Oh yeah I can't stand him.
He's friends with Joe Rogan.
Is he?
I don't know.
Yeah R.H.Cha4.
Well he's always like the one thing I don't like is he's...
The provocateur.
No he's always talking about like he's just...
I know what you mean yeah.
He's just grimy.
He's like trying to explain how his...
He's the cool uncle to his nephew.
And he goes I'm the uncle that sleeps with prostitutes.
I'm the cool uncle.
I'm like bro I don't think that makes you cool.
I mean like...
Should the kids know about it too?
What's that?
Yeah so that kind of implies that he really tells his nephews about it.
Yeah I mean dude if you gotta get what you gotta get go and get your thing but don't tell the world about it.
I feel like I fuck whores daily.
Yeah.
Like JFK is just like I need to have sex with women six times a day or I will not be able to be the president.
Dude I'll tell you a story.
I was working at Home Depot and a relative of mine who I hadn't seen in a while.
Everybody in the family kind of knows that this relative's got a problem with prostitutes.
Wow.
Yeah.
Like is he like angry at prostitutes or he fucks prostitutes?
You're a relative?
Oh he fucks them.
Oh okay.
I felt like it was like an onsite thing if you saw prostitutes just like I'm gonna beat their ass.
He's got like you know he just has sex with prostitutes.
So I haven't seen it in this guy in like five years.
And uh...
Is this somebody you work with?
No it's his uncle.
Well I didn't say it's a relative.
You said it's his uncle.
You implied it's an uncle.
Did I say it?
Yeah you said uncle.
Did I say it?
Yeah you did.
You said something about Home Depot and then I somehow figured out you were a relative of this person.
Yeah so it's a relative.
It really is a relative of Home Sets.
But he comes up to me and he's like dude just tested negative for everything and I've had
sex with a lot of hookers dude.
And I'm like and he goes high five and I'm like bro.
I don't want to touch that.
I was like 20, 22, 21, no 20.
I was like 20.
That's messed up.
Yeah and it was like dude maybe we could catch up on some other things before that.
Bro, testin negative bro.
High five.
Wow that's risky.
That is risky.
And he was saying that you know like yeah put in a lot of them raw.
It's like you're brave.
That's a brave man.
That's a different level of bravery.
That's like you know they're soldiers and they're fucking prostitutes raw.
Yeah.
I lived in LA and you'd always hear about people going across the border and then getting like
some, these were their dick rotted off.
Wait is that like Tijuana?
Yeah like Tijuana hookers.
A couple Americans got murdered in Mexico this week.
That sounds like, that sounds like.
They put out like a thing to the Mexican government.
That sounds like a personal problem.
Don't go to Mexico.
Like what the fuck are you doing in Mexico?
I'm a level five criminal facility.
Man they're just trying to get Brazilian butt lifts in Mexico.
Yeah maybe.
That sucks.
Yeah they just.
Don't go to Mexico.
Damn instead.
Yo my one friend from, do you know where Chula Vista is?
Nah I never heard of it.
Really?
Oh okay it's like right on the border.
No I never went south of Venice Beach.
Oh okay.
I was like in San Fernando but I did a lot of work along the coast.
You know I was all in Malibu and everything doing work but I lived in the valley.
So you see Trump?
You see Trump in Malibu?
No I seen some celebrities up.
So how far is Tijuana from LA?
Like I don't understand the geography.
Yeah like where is Tijuana?
A few hours.
Right across the border from what I'm, you know, the few times I looked at mass.
Wait California's on the border?
Yeah.
I always thought that California was like slightly like farther off.
No it's a border state.
Is it?
I never realized that.
Let's see.
Yeah my buddy said.
No I never made it down that far.
Yeah yeah.
I was scared even back, this was in like 2005, 2007.
Yeah there's no reason to like to even go like down there.
I was scared just in my neighborhood sometimes.
Yeah yeah.
LA is.
LA is rough.
What were you doing?
Why'd you live in LA?
I was just doing some of the travel.
Oh no shit it is.
I played GTA 5 with accounts.
Yeah.
And they say it's really accurate.
I mean GTA 4 is pretty accurate to fucking New York.
Is it?
Yeah.
That's the one with the Russian right?
It should be mass.
Yeah.
Yeah it's pretty good.
I like GTA 4 a lot better than I like 5 but I just like New York City better.
Better than 5?
I like New York City better.
I don't like this, I don't like fucking, I don't like LA.
I don't like a bunch of ass hats.
It's so funny because I'd be playing GTA 5 and my girlfriend who's been to LA is like
oh I recognize that building and it's like the observatory.
Yeah.
You know that?
Yeah I know the Skylon.
I've never been there.
Yeah.
Because I like GTA 4 because of New York City and it's more like gritty.
I think I like the part about it because instead of being like more like fantastical it's like
more like grounded and like gritty like type shit.
Yeah yeah.
I know what you mean.
The storyline is more like gritty and the city itself is like harsher.
I feel like like I feel like New York as a whole is a harsher city than Los Angeles though.
Like you know what I'm saying?
I mean I'm sure they both smell like sewage but like.
Well no because LA is all spread out.
New York is just fucking.
You know you're downtown like Skid Row and all that but otherwise it's just like big towns.
And you got like fucking places like like the fucking harsher parts of Brooklyn and shit.
That shit's fucking crazy.
I don't know if you guys ever been in like the shitty parts of Brooklyn.
They're rough.
Yeah I believe it.
It was weird because like I go down to New York City a decent amount of times but when I'm playing Grand Theft Auto 4
I'm like holy shit this is just like fucking New York City.
You want someone to get a shot in the head?
Not in New York City.
Alright.
My brother lives in Baltimore.
I was telling you guys New York City is nice.
Is it?
It's like up and coming.
Oh my god in the harbor area.
Maryland's flag looks cool.
If you guys if you're looking for like a nice cool big city to move to.
Man I gotta do some traveling.
I like New Hampshire.
I was thinking that today.
I just like getting old I gotta travel more.
I'm going to see my mom in Greece in September hopefully.
Does she live out there?
Yeah I haven't seen her in eight years.
Really?
Yeah she moved to Greece to take care of my grandma and then just took her house and never came back.
So you're like full on like Greek then?
Yeah it's weird I did mine 23 and me and I'm actually only like 20% or no less than that like 15% Greek.
It's more Italian.
Yeah because it's like right on the border.
It's all intermixed.
Yeah because I'm like to me I'm like I didn't see Greek in you at all.
But like I took mine and I literally was looking at it and I'm not 50% German I'm 28% German.
And then I'm 22% Irish and then there's a little bit of English in there and Scottish.
But yeah.
You white?
I'm white.
Do you have white?
Those are...
Casey's like full on Nordic I think.
No I did my Dean anything.
He's O'Neill as Irish as hell.
I can probably...
Viking blood.
British Isles.
No I'm not.
Do I look crazy?
Is the government that kind of shit?
They already have that shit.
Like you piss and like there's like goblins under there that are like gathering your piss.
Now yours not a paranoid buddy.
Goblins.
Government goblins.
I just think it's cool to know.
I bet we could trace it back far enough and figure out where we're all related.
There's gotta be a way to do that.
Yeah I mean...
Charlemagne.
You're all Mediterranean though.
I'm fucking...
I'm German I'm like Western European.
But we all have European but you're like...
Well that's my mom.
That's my mom.
I'm 65% Irish.
Oh so we all have Irish ancestry.
Yeah what's your last name?
My last name is Zeldin Zelodon.
My dad's from Costa Rica but my mom...
Like the guy who was gonna be governor if this state wasn't piece of shit.
Wouldn't it be funny if we found out that we were like just...
Four generations back we're all related.
We find pictures of our great grandparents.
Could be.
Yeah.
Alright yeah let me look right here.
I just pulled it off.
What are you pulling yours up?
I'm pulling mine up yeah.
Pull yours up Casey.
And then we got the conspiracy theorist over here.
It doesn't believe in giving the government as DNA.
So 25% Germanic Europe.
So Germany.
24% Northwestern Europe which is literally just bordering Germany.
Ireland 20% and 15% Eastern European and Russian.
Oh wow.
Eastern European and Russian?
Yeah.
7% Norway.
We're gonna draft you to the Russian Civil War.
7% Norway, 7% Scotland, 2% Swedish and 1% Baltic.
Norway.
Wow.
So I for my Eastern European it's not Russian it's actually Polish it says.
Southeast Poland.
Hmm.
Ireland I'm 20% Germanic Europe I'm 25% and Northwestern Europe which is like the country's bordering Europe bordering Germany.
Does anybody have the Neanderthal gene?
Yeah I do.
I had like I was stoked for a while because it said I had more Neanderthal DNA than 85% of the population.
And I was going around using that as an excuse when I do retarded shit.
I'm like wow I mean I am a lot of Neanderthal and it turns out they like took it they like dialed it down.
It's like yeah that's way less.
Like I would say updated it.
I'm like damn it.
That was my excuse.
They updated it?
Yeah.
But my entire like family came over like to New York.
Like that's the only state that my entire family's like if you look at it it's all New York.
My entire family came to New York and stayed in New York.
What percentage were you Irish?
20.
Okay.
I'm 57.4% British and Irish.
And this is scary actually because it tells you what counties you're from.
Yeah.
I think I talked about this before.
Right.
It tells you what counties your DNA comes from mostly.
And my name is a reference to the first two counties that I said my DNA's from.
Really?
Yeah.
So like the river in between them.
My last name is means people of the Black River.
Really?
And the Black River separates those two counties.
So it's like it's super accurate.
So mine is my last name means of the forest or forest dwelling because my name is Lee and
I'm from the L-E-I-G-H which was German for forest like dweller of the forest.
And if I looked into it and like the counties that I'm from it's like all it was all wooded
area.
Like it was all like being from the woods.
So that's pretty much my thought.
No it made perfect sense.
But that's basically how last names were made back then.
Like they didn't have last names until they started like being this like like instead of
it used to be like hi I am Tyler of insert town that you're born in type thing.
Then it turned into I'm Tyler of the forest like.
They've been boring in your hometown though.
Yeah.
Everybody has the same thing.
But it like before even before that it was be like I'm Tyler son of Chris.
Like shit.
That was like actually like how it was before they started being like I'm Tyler actually
would be I'm Tyler of water vally son of Chris.
That's how my my my name would be back then.
And then it turned into I am Tyler of the forest.
Then it went to I'm Tyler forest pretty much.
I can see that.
I've got some.
Let's see.
What are some interesting ones because Greek Balkan Italian that's like let me say something
though.
My you know how you said Zeldin.
So I got.
Lieutenant Governor.
Esposito is my sister in law's maiden name.
Really.
Yeah.
It's not a pretty common name Esposito.
Yeah.
But Zeldin is my last name.
So my brother his last name is Zeldin and then his wife's name was Esposito and they were
the Zeldin Esposito for New York.
Oh that's so weird.
And the craziest thing though like when you looked at it too was like the DNA matches
and they're all people that I know they're like oh that's my cousin.
I can't believe I gave the government my DNA.
Well I know.
Okay.
Like I screwed up.
Jesus.
I'm telling you man.
Don't give me shit.
You guys are crazy.
Bro you can see like what.
Jesus.
Like my aunt is.
What does that do for you.
Like it's has like.
You're going to attract me.
Knowing your ancestry.
Yeah.
Because it has my aunt.
It has my other.
I'm going to know zero.
My other aunt has my grandma.
It has my cousin.
It has my other cousin.
It has another cousin.
One of my other cousins.
Another cousin that I know.
Like it's crazy that like your DNA is this like oh yeah you're related to these people.
Like I'm like.
And like there's people that like I'm like I recognize the last name.
I don't recognize these people but I'm like apparently they're my cousin but I reckon
like I know the name like the last name.
I'm like oh yeah that's that's like one of my and I'm like oh yeah that's my cousin.
So it's so weird.
It is dude.
It's crazy.
Like there's there's people with variations of names of like last names that I know in
my family.
Yes.
Like my family in Greece like they're the Kaminos.
There's actually like some some John what is it Steinbeck novel.
Yeah.
He starts off talking about like their hotel that they own.
Really.
Yeah.
California the Kaminos Hotel.
Yeah.
That's like my family.
That's your family.
Yeah.
It's like a famous hotel.
I don't even know if it's still in business anymore.
But I like I go through and you see all Kaminos.
This is about like Kamino like the car.
No.
The Al Camino.
Well C A M I N O.
What's that.
How do you spell it.
Kamino.
Oh C A M I N O S Kaminos.
Yeah.
So just like how you.
Yeah.
It was real funny because I was looking through and there's a guy who was like half
African or light skin and he's my second cousin.
I'm like I don't even know who this person is.
But then I'm like it's probably the blackest from his dad's side or something because like
I'm like yeah I'm not I don't got any you know African in me at all.
So what's what's the weirdest ones that you had the black guy like I'm just like I'm
related to this guy.
I didn't know that.
Well I mean what's what's the weirdest like of your ancestry.
Balkans.
I have that too.
I've got a Cypriot what I don't I don't even know what that is.
Have you ever heard of that.
I literally have like the base it's just German Northwest Europe Ireland Eastern European
Norway Scotland Sweden Denmark and the Baltics.
So white it's not even funny.
Like I am all European like literally I don't have any like anything like that.
I have some this is where shit gets weird.
So I was 100% lying when I said that that I'm Asian to you yesterday.
Oh I'm more Asian than you northern West Asian 1.5% Cypriot 1.5% that is Arab Egyptian
and Levitein 0.3%.
My fucking chromosomes are mostly German.
Brody Western Asian and North African 0.2% and I got I got something I got I got to tell
Casey about this here.
But my ethnicity comes back down.
My ethnicity got a confession to make.
My ethnicity is mostly German it says though.
So but my brother who's got like me and my brother like it says that we're genetically
like brothers and shit he's way more like like Scandinavian than I am.
So like your brother.
Yeah.
What.
Like it's like and like the thing says that my parents are both our parents like it has
like the thing and said that like even like he got my he got only because you have they
also submitted their DNA.
So they're on there.
So they're on there too.
But they it says that they're my parents and says that they're my brother's parents.
So I was like wait he's way more Scandinavian than I am and I'm like there's some and I
read into it and like no some even if your brothers you don't have like you only share
50 percent of your DNA if your brothers.
Yeah.
Get out of here.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Because I saw my brother he didn't take the test and I'm telling him like what we are.
No because you can look at it and see what your parents were and then you can kind of
like figure out like the thing because I'm more like my dad like I have way more of my
dad's shit.
My brother has way more of my mom's shit.
But we're removal of a like relation.
You multiply by point five.
Yeah.
The only people that have like the same DNA as you is a twin will be half your DNA and
half your partner's DNA.
And then.
But what half.
That's pretty much that's the question.
Your grandkids will have point two five.
Hopefully the good half.
Because half that doesn't make him five.
Because my my mom is way more Scandinavian than my dad.
Like she's like way like Polish and shit.
I'm barely Polish and like it's the same thing.
Like it's it's weird.
So I got the more German features and the more German like DNA.
My brother got the more Scandinavian.
So my brother's fucking tall fucking bright blue eyes blonde hair fucking like Viking
ass shit.
I look like I'm a fucking Nazi.
You do.
If your hair is slicked back and you have like the Hugo Boss suit on.
Yeah.
This is straight up look like a Nazi.
Especially if I do this shit.
Yeah.
You do.
I look like I look like I run a camp.
Yeah.
You got any brothers.
I do.
Yeah.
One brother and a sister.
Yeah.
My brother is why would German people have oblong faces.
It's not oblong.
It's more like squared off.
But because it looks weird because like humans don't really have square jaws normally.
But it's like they bred them like that.
But like if you actually feel my jaw it's a fucking right angle.
That's what women look for.
Yeah.
That's like the first thing that they look for.
It's like my girlfriend was like feeling my face.
She's like you your jaw is literally a fucking right angle.
I'm like yeah.
It's like it has like a point.
It's so fucking square.
Wow.
That's funny.
Yeah.
If you feel it right there it's literally like a fucking it's a right angle right here.
Wow.
Yeah.
The squareness of your jaw is masculine.
That's a very German thing.
Do you have do you have the the butt chin.
Yeah.
I have a chin so you can't see it but yeah I have a cleft.
I have a cleft and I have a square jaw.
I'm like the fucking crimson chin.
A little bit like you know like right here.
Pull the skin back because like right here is the hardest part for me to shave every
time like right at my chin and also right here sucks because I have to go around the
fucking right angle.
Oh shit.
I have to go around like the right angle of my chin.
I have to like go like this I have to go down and then I have to go up like this.
Four million points from Gryffindor.
Oh no.
That's bullshit.
I don't even have that many points.
Fine.
Thirty billion points from Gryffindor.
You can't even get that many points your big nose twice.
How do you know?
Four hundred cajillion billion points from Gryffindor.
It's not even a real number.
And a pair of your mother's panties.
What?
None of your concern.
Thirty points from Gryffindor.
Oh give the fuck you being a cunt.
Mr. Potter what did I tell you about talking in my class?
But I wasn't talking.
Four million points from Gryffindor.
Yep.
But yeah.
Maybe so.
I don't know.
It reminds me of Catholic school.
They're so dominating to the students.
I went to Catholic school.
It's rough.
Yeah.
That's what it seems like.
So I was born left handed.
And then what happened?
And the nuns fucking smacked me with a ruler until I wrote my right hand.
Oh shit.
Yeah they go they like smack it on the table but they would smack it on the table.
I'm using air quotations.
They would smack it on the table right near your hand and they would always hit your fucking
hand.
Oh my god.
I would slap a nun.
You're not allowed to be left handed?
Not in Catholic school.
The nuns hate it.
They say it's like the devil's hand or something.
That's ridiculous.
But yeah I was born left handed but I started writing with my right hand.
So they come back to Master of History.
Probably does.
The thing is I suck writing with my right hand and I stopped learning how to write my left
hand when I was in fucking first grade.
So both my fucking right hand.
Like my handwriting is fucking terrible because I was born left handed.
But I had to learn with my right hand and they're both terrible now.
Oh my god.
I was writing with my left hand when I was writing fine for the age like the age range
that I was at.
And they're like all right you have to learn completely different on your right hand.
I'm like and now my fucking penmanship is awful because I was born left handed.
So what hand do you use to you know you know you know jerk off.
No cut things with scissors I was going to say but yeah take it there.
No yeah.
Both.
I switch back and forth.
You're hand but back stress.
Yeah.
Do you ever do the stranger.
The stranger where you fucking like put your hand on your fucking hand and like make it
go to sleep.
I tried that when I was like you know like ninth grade and it just felt like a zombie was
fucking jerking me.
Jerk off.
What are you talking about I got a love doll.
Do you have one?
No.
I've used the flashlight before.
Some of them are getting pretty nice.
They are starting to look tempting man.
Man.
Just have that shit in your house.
You don't want somebody to find your fucking sex robot.
I know you don't.
See if they could if they could disguise it as something else.
They have brothels with these things they say.
I wouldn't want to fuck a thing like that that somebody else like put their dick in.
Nature's not there to clean it up.
Yeah.
I mean see here's the problem.
You die your family finds it.
You go down in history as the family pervert.
You had a sex doll.
You wouldn't believe this guy.
Yeah.
So if I'm looking through like my brothers or dad like if God forbid like either of them
died and they had like a lot of sex dolls.
They had like a black box in their fucking thing that was like I'd be like don't don't
care.
Just gonna throw this out.
I wouldn't even want to look inside.
It's a sex doll.
Yeah.
There's millions of dollars in there.
I would.
I think the best way is to have like a secret room under.
Just have a sex doll.
Well I mean hey you know.
I remember the scene from the practical jokers where Joe is like.
I have to go and get my blow up doll.
It's on the carousel.
But they have like a life size sex dolls now like like a human being size.
It's crazy.
I was showing you the other place where you ever see that.
I'm like.
It's a robot.
She learns like all the things that he likes.
She looks like a woman.
She can walk around.
She's attractive.
That's amazing.
And at the end like they didn't have they had a he got released from the prison and they
were like we can only take you we can't take your robot chick.
You know.
So upset.
But I'm saying once they get to that level then maybe yeah you know.
What makes it with AI.
That'd be fucking dude.
No then the sex dolls will attack us.
Dude I don't care.
No it'll be like I don't care.
I don't have to cook a dinner.
I just got to plug it in.
I don't feel like it would be her.
You ever see that.
Where he falls in love with the computer like on his phone.
Fucking Phoenix.
Oh no I understand.
AI they'll get so smart they'll just leave you because you'll be boring to them.
Oh yeah.
Dude I mean back to what I was going to say is you just get find get an area in your basement
right where you got like a secret trap door.
It's just fucking there's like a coffin in there you can keep her in.
Then you get to bury her every time you're done with her.
That's fucking.
Dude these sex dolls are fucking three grand.
You should buy one.
What just keep it down here.
What would you.
Yeah.
God that's tough.
We know what yours will look like it'd be a goth one.
I guess.
Dude sex dolls and then how do you date though because you're probably still going to want
to date.
Like look at this shit.
Like that's life-sized.
That looks pretty tempting.
God three thousand dollars just waiting for your girlfriend to go to work every day.
To break that puppy out.
Go to your secret room.
Unbelievable.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Pulling her out of the coffin.
Look at this shit.
Look at that.
That looks a little rough.
That's scary man.
That looks like a Disney princess.
You know.
It's like.
I'll tell you a story about burying.
Burying a body.
A friend of mine went to a college around here.
I won't say the name of it.
But they had one of those skeletons in the anatomy and physiology labs.
And it was a real skeleton from somebody's body that they donated to science.
Yeah.
So he just got this brilliant idea one day that he was going to steal the skeleton and
bury it.
So he did it.
Right.
Broke into the A&P lab stole the skeleton and buried it in a shallow grave.
And then the cops came around like asking about it and they say hey look nobody's going to
get in trouble.
Just bring it back.
Like that's somebody's actual skeleton that they donated their body to science.
The kid refused to bring it back.
What a fucking legend.
He's like no.
He goes I know where it is and I'm taking it to my grave.
Well now he's probably going to get in trouble.
I mean I didn't say his name.
You know.
So they never found him.
No but they they're going to find that one.
They're going to be like oh fuck this is a murder victim.
But I mean it's got like the like the things where you can like take off the shit and stuff
like so.
Yeah a little hooks.
Like little hooks and stuff.
So they're probably like oh this is a murder victim and they'll be like oh this is a.
This is hardcore.
Look at this shit.
It's going to be hilarious.
It's going to be hilarious when somebody finds it.
Dude it'll be like that movie.
Oh my god I love doing this.
What's the really dark horror movie.
There's a lot of them.
They shoot them into people.
Hellraiser.
That's what it'd be like.
You'd be like oh this is a Hellraiser victim.
I'm going to see it on the news and it's going to be.
You're going to be like oh my god.
I'm going to crack off.
This is going to be so funny.
But.
Yo give me that.
Joe Rogan took our idea.
Yeah what other ideas is this clam stealing.
What's up with Joe Rogan now.
Joe Rogan's the man.
He's in Spotify.
I've seen like highlights.
Dude he's got a slice.
No you got to watch the.
He's doing his smelling salt.
He's the Oprah Winfrey of our time.
Dude you got to watch the Alex Jones.
The Joe Rogan Alex Jones ones.
They're so fucking funny.
Did I ever tell you my Oprah Winfrey story.
Yes.
Yeah you did.
All right good.
And you have your less like.
You know what I'm going to do is watch an Oprah Winfrey and you
can.
Kind of figure out what happened.
Yeah.
I was just a board 13 year old.
Oh yeah.
Oprah excited you.
Yeah.
I had nothing.
She got you going.
She was just doing it for her.
It was her makeup that day.
And then Ricky lay comes on and you're like.
You get a car.
You get a blowjob.
How many would you accept a blowjob from Oprah Winfrey.
Depends on what era Oprah.
Like the one that you were like 13.
Yes.
Like when you were 13.
Yeah.
Like not modern Oprah.
That would have been awkward.
But not like modern Oprah.
I don't think so.
I think she's too old now.
She kind of stays out of limelight.
But I don't know.
I'd have to see her.
I keep tabs on her tabs on Oprah.
She was she was.
Yeah.
Am I getting an echo.
Yeah.
A little bit.
Oh is it because I'm way back.
No it's me.
It's the somebody beeped it.
Oh.
Oh hold on.
It's like.
Now we're back.
It's like I'm Oprah in the color purple.
Talking about Oprah and how hot she was.
She had a good makeup lady in the color purple now.
I'm good.
Now.
Never seen that one.
Here.
Let me show you.
That's what she looks like.
It's like fucking Rosa Parks.
She looks like you know what she looks like is Kodak black.
Maybe a little bit.
She's like yeah.
I'm a super grablet.
See.
This is terrible.
This episode is like.
All over the place.
We're getting canceled.
So what the fuck it.
Oh.
No.
Task one two.
No we're good.
Because we were complimented.
Jamie can you pull up.
Oh that's real echo.
I think it's me.
No somebody beep something.
Pretty controversial to.
I mean it worked.
And he had people on that you know they agreed with whatever he
got in some trouble.
I think that that it's real.
It worked.
I mean I think it's controversial because it wasn't made by
Pfizer.
Yeah.
Fucking exactly.
Exactly.
So the reason it was controversial.
Anything that like didn't make Pfizer money was.
I love how we're getting vaccinated now from something that
made that's made in a lab.
That.
COVID actually came out in a lot of.
Remember when we were sitting around in our mental health
rotation.
When we were doing that sharing and COVID was just happening
and she's like you know and I'm like this shit was growing in a
lab.
I straight up said that I said.
I said that shit from the fucking beginning.
I do.
We knew how many people said that Alex Jones.
John Stortz.
Tyler Lee.
Here's the problem.
Okay.
Look.
We're about to get COVID deep.
We're about to get deep.
But we've gone over this before.
Okay.
One in 10 people.
Are so stupid.
That they can't do anything without being counterproductive.
They have such a low IQ.
Okay.
The government knew four years ago that this was made in a lab.
They knew instantly where it came from.
The fucking COVID lab.
It was what they called the COVID lab.
What's 300 million.
So what is that divided by 10?
30 million.
No.
3 million.
Is it 3 million?
Yep.
Is it 3 or 30?
It's 3.
30.
Sorry.
That's a lot of fucking dumb people out there.
That's a parallel.
They can't even run it around.
I think you're thinking it's 3 million.
Because there's not 300 million people in the United States.
Oh, I thought you were talking about the planet.
Oh, the planet.
Let's not get started.
All right.
I think there's more.
I believe they live on the other.
And how many people died from COVID?
Probably 3 million.
30 million.
Yeah.
30 million died.
They died.
Other illnesses are comorbidities.
Comorbidities.
So did the one in 10 people die from COVID?
No, hell no.
I don't know.
No, hell no.
I'm just, I'm just.
No healthy people died of COVID.
Look, what I'm saying is that these people,
they need to be led like heads of cattle.
They can't just be knowing stuff because if they know stuff,
they're going to freak out.
And they're going to, they just have this,
this, what they lack in intelligence they make up for and
strength and they, they're just going to,
they're just going to get together in a group and just,
they're just going to take down the system.
And you can't have that.
They're going to be like the fucking Chinese.
And then we would have had a war with China four years ago.
So to stop that, we're like, oh,
we don't know where it came from.
Also, we have to play dumb.
They're like the people that you see in Walmart.
Nobody done that.
You know, like they're like the people that you see in
Walmart that are just like bumping their carts into the
wall and shit.
Like, you know, those types.
Like.
Yeah.
There's actually a lot of more toll workers.
But, uh, yeah, I mean, you can spot them a mile away.
Yeah.
They're fucking cart bumpers.
They're just, they're just the people.
They're just in the way.
They're generally in the way.
Also, you know what really bothers me?
This is just to grind my gears.
Fucking thing.
Now I'm going to go off on the people that fucking use their
cart and they block off the entire fucking like aisles in
like a supermarket.
And like, you're like, Hey, can I get by that?
They fucking look at you like you're in the wrong.
I'm like, no, cunt.
Listen, cunt, you're a cunt.
You're in the fucking road.
You're in the middle of the fucking lane.
Fucking asshole.
Exhibit A.
Fuck you.
That's what I'm talking about.
That's the one in 10 people that can't do anything without
being counterproductive.
And they're just like, oh, you can get around it.
I'm like, I can just crush you with this cart too, but I'm
not going to do that.
I should.
And why did they force us to wear masks and shit?
I don't eat that.
Oh, you put shit in there.
I put shit in there.
Yeah.
What'd you put in there?
I put my, my, my lipper shit in there.
Oh, you want a bag?
It takes two minutes.
We're almost.
What are we doing?
You want another bag?
I mean, I'll, I love the smell of popcorn.
Actually, if we could get some incest going, I mean,
incense going here.
Yeah.
Casey, Casey, bring some incest down here.
Get some popcorn and incense.
I have your weird combination of smells.
I'm going to have to add a box of popcorn to the, to the
table.
Do you add a carton of cigarettes?
No, I should though.
You got carton of cigarettes and a fucking dip.
I haven't, I haven't worked on it in a while.
I added a, I just added some smoke to the little, little thing.
Yeah.
The incense burner.
Yeah.
So it's got a little puffs of smoke coming off.
Yeah. We're putting the signed Titanic CD up too.
And a shadow box.
So you could, you could do that next to the fucking.
Dude, I thought that was pretty funny that, that one kid that we
had on the, did the trivia with.
Yeah.
That was pretty cool.
I want to do that again.
Yeah.
And make that like a, like a segment, you know, like recorded
at different times and added in the episodes.
Yeah.
You know,
Kidnap people and bring them to our basement and make them do
trivia.
It was just fun.
It's cool that we have like a virtual space.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
It's literally just the same thing, just in virtual reality.
Yeah.
Like there's, there's a space in, in the virtual world that's ours.
That's our, our little domain.
So if the system collapses and we get stuck in the metaverse,
meet me there.
Yeah.
We'll, we'll, we'll hang out.
It's like, this is where we'll do our podcast from and in the virtual space.
Yeah. When, when the Russian civil war really,
he's got to put some random wiring to.
Yeah.
It's really more of a mess here than it is on the table.
Yeah.
I got to just see, maybe take a picture of it and overlay it.
And add some smelling salts.
Yeah.
I got to get a new iPhone because the new iPhones,
you can 3D model stuff.
Oh, you can.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Like the ones that have the multiple cameras, like the three,
the four cameras that you can use to make them.
You know,
I like they've got two.
They've got light are so they have like a laser.
So it like reads it.
So what you do is you print off the sheet that has like a grid on it.
And you just fucking scan it.
Yeah.
And you go,
you just go around it like this and make like multiple passes around.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
And then it uploads it.
It's sweet.
You can do it a little bit with a regular camera,
but it's just not the same.
You know,
what do you say we look at some headlines while we're waiting for Casey?
Yeah, that works.
See what we're working with in the world.
I still love that fucking post that we have there and it's hung up by duct tape.
I think it is in the VR chat too.
I think so.
I also love how it's like slightly off center.
Yeah.
It's like,
it's like almost right.
Yeah.
I think that fits way better.
It's just like hung up so haphazardly.
The broken mirror.
I never noticed that.
That's a good one.
You could do that.
I have to add that.
But the furnace is just like a square box.
I don't know if you've seen it.
For those of you listening that have never seen down here,
it's pretty much a travesty.
It's not a travesty.
It's a, I mean, it's basement.
It's a basement.
It's an unfinished basement that we do this in.
This is like the real underground shit.
You know, real underground.
We do it in a basement, literally underground.
Let's see in the headlines.
Head of private Russian army says he's been cut off by Putin.
Well, you bit the hand that feeds man.
Yeah, what do you expect?
You're going to die.
He was like kind of trying to like take him over, take him out.
I mean, you should.
That's what I heard.
I mean, you should.
He's a fucking asshole.
Let's see.
Biden Trump, Biden Trump, Biden Trump, Biden Trump.
Did you see the, oh shit.
Damn.
What do you think of that, that, that Jewish lady that's fuck.
Test one, two, test, test, test.
You can hear me.
Is that good?
Yeah, there we go.
Did you guys see the thing that they're all freaking about, freaking out about on the
news that Tucker Carlson released?
That he hated Trump's baby.
What's that?
January 6th.
The January 6th stuff.
No, what did he do?
I was asking earlier, like what did I was talking about?
Tucker, Tucker Carlson.
Oh no, I'm all set.
Thank you.
So he was talking about Trump and how he like, he was saying a lot of negative things about
Trump, right?
Who?
Tucker, Tucker.
Tucker, Tucker Carlson.
Tucker Carlson.
Yeah.
You saying negative things about Trump?
Yeah.
He was saying like, I fucking hate that guy.
Oh, really?
That's weak.
Yeah, I came out.
We talked about that before you got here.
Are we echoing again?
I don't think so.
Okay.
Huh.
Yeah, no, did you see the footage though that he released?
No.
Like the Brian Sitnik stuff about like the guy they said he died?
Yeah, and he was walking around after they said he was so injured.
Interesting.
So that's not the main thing.
Yeah, we got a little bit of echo.
Oh, good.
We're back.
Yeah, I think January 6th got blown out of proportion.
I really do think it will.
Oh, fuck off.
The main thing that was the problem is the footage that Tucker Carlson showed.
He got it from McCarthy, whoever that guy is.
Yeah, our Trump literally told people over through the government because it's not suiting
you.
That's not because they don't agree with me.
So that's what America was built on.
You fucking retard.
So the main thing is that the Capitol Police, you know that guy that had the horns and helmet
in the face paint?
Oh, the QAnon Viking.
Yeah, the Capitol Police were leading him around the Capitol checking to open doors to let
him in to the room.
No, sir.
Yeah, calmly.
They calmly leading him around.
What?
Yeah, so they brought him to the.
And like they didn't kick in any doors or anything.
They just opened doors that were open.
It would be like us walking through a hallway, like checking doors and stuff.
They're trying to let him in.
Because it's like it's so obvious like when you watch the footage, you're like, oh, this
this was this was made up.
Uh-huh.
It was fucking fake.
I know.
And so the left, they're losing their minds.
Tucker Carlson released some some egregious things that like threaten national security
and he's a liar.
And it's like, dude, he literally just showed footage.
Yeah.
He didn't.
It's like, it's not edited.
It's real fucking footage.
Real footage.
They're just calmly walking around with this guy, like obviously leading him somewhere.
Yeah.
All right.
Not arresting him, like just trying to get him into some room because they're checking
door handles and they finally find the one that opens and they let him in.
I think you're onto something here because it's like Harry Potter when it gets kind of
political in the next movie or it's like people in the government kind of like gaslight you
by saying, oh, you're crazy.
Like the government would never do that.
Like you're fucking crazy.
But like when it comes out that like China had like a COVID breakdown, then you're like,
oh, I was right.
Or it's like the government is helping these people that are standing up to Trump and their
era in their insurrection.
You know, it's literally it wasn't a fucking insurrection.
I hate when they keep fucking saying that shit.
It's literally the definition of gaslighting.
What about the video of Ashley Babak getting shot, man?
That's cold.
That's what happens.
You know, if you fucking if you if you assault a fucking government building and you go into
a place that's like not like public area, you're going to get shot.
I mean, that's what happens.
That's me.
We're talking about in a minute ago, you tell me about the ladder video with the guy jumping
over the fence.
Yeah.
You're gonna get shot.
But like she was trying to get into a room that was guarded.
OK.
What do you expect is going to happen if you try to jump into a room that's guarded?
You're going to get shot.
She did herself in like that.
That like and like everybody's just like, well, she died.
Like doing this.
Nobody was a threat to that officer.
Nobody was a threat to anybody.
But like that's what it what do you expect?
You're going to get shot for doing something.
That like people are like it's not cold blood.
If you fucking make a stupid choice, you play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I mean, I think I think she was given a warning actually.
Yeah.
She was like it was like back off and like they had a gun.
What's that?
No, she was shot in cold blood.
You think so?
Oh, yeah, I saw the video.
Oh, I kind of thought like from what I gathered that he was like he kind of gave her a warning
to like stop.
But don't you stop and she kept pushing forward.
OK.
That's the same thing with the shot.
I mean, like now Tucker convinced you that that was all like a lie.
The whole actually bad thing was also a lie that it wasn't in cold blood.
It wasn't like a murder.
Oh, it was definitely a murder.
But like I mean, was it?
I don't know.
I just don't know enough about it.
But I just you were just like you didn't you probably believe that the QAnon guy was
running around being crazy in there when anybody who was conservative and like have
that belief system.
They knew instantly the shit was a lie.
Oh, yeah.
I was put into that wavelength.
I was saying I was saying from the beginning.
I was very sensitive to it.
No, I I was saying from the beginning that this shit was fucking like just like a scam.
I don't I don't ever.
And these guys were solid because it's it's too outlandish and ridiculous.
And you know, why would why would the guy like dress like that?
Yeah, it's obvious that they wanted him to stand out.
You know, not just him, but other people.
I mean, they were behind the velvet ropes and a lot of the shots, you know, the crowd.
Yeah.
And a lot of the people that were doing violent shit weren't investigated because they were
the FBI plants.
Yeah, it was like it was like the World Trade Organization.
If I don't know if you ever heard about that, but they it wasn't like has nothing to do
with the World Trade Center.
Like it just like it just named that.
But the World Trade Organization would go into peaceful protests that were like actually
peaceful and they'd be wearing like military boots and shit.
And they would be instigators like they would like throw shit through windows trying to
start like riots and shit to get people riled up.
Yeah.
And if they arrested them, they'd get freed out.
Like fed, you know, they show up like the Nazi flag.
Yeah.
Get out of here fucking fed.
Right.
It just dilutes like what the other person like the other like yeah, groups like thing
is about.
Yeah.
It just destroys it.
I really think that Antifa is a government plant.
It's called an agent provocator.
Yeah.
I definitely think that Antifa has a whole bunch of government plants that are trying
to start shit.
You know, the government's response to that compared to January 6th.
Yeah, they don't do shit.
You know, we don't hear about like, you know, it's hilarious.
They're trying to sell those memes of like, you know, mostly peaceful protests.
And there's fire.
Yeah.
And shit.
Like that's that's that's the whole fucking thing I had to be getting in the January 6th
shit.
It's like they had riots where they literally fucking took over parts of a city.
That's a real insurrection.
But these these bunch of fucking dumbasses were in the fucking Capitol Bill and they're
like, this is a threat to democracy.
Exactly.
And you're telling me, actually, that it should have expected to get shot for what you were
doing.
There's no way.
It's it's it's it's a fucking double.
It's like a a what's the word for it?
Like the thing the thing that like for one group is one thing and for another group is
another thing I double and time.
Yeah.
You want.
But but like we were double standard double standard.
That's what I was looking for.
Because like these fucking like Antifa people are burning down cities and like taking over
cities and like actually killing people.
There's been actual documentation of these guys killing people.
And they're like, yeah, that's fine.
But a couple of goofballs go into the Capitol and they fucking yeah.
Like and that's the huge fucking thing.
It's like and then they're throwing them.
They locked up for in solitary.
The key getting thrown away.
They compared January 6th to 9 11.
Yeah, that's stupid.
Like it's stupid.
Dude, that's the only thing that I really like the January 6th thing.
It like didn't even phase me.
No, it was like.
So this is the worst thing to happen to America since 9 11.
It's like no, it's not.
It's like it was just like another protest.
Yeah.
It's like, dude, it was a protest.
Like what's the big deal?
But what has people have people broken into the Capitol building of the guys?
It scared them.
The judge.
Remember the judge they were trying to confirm that they yeah, they burn shit on his lawn.
They were going fucking nuts in the Capitol when they were doing the confirmation of Kavanaugh.
Oh, bro.
If you overthrow the Capitol building like back 100 years ago, 200 years ago, that meant
you like won the war.
So that's why it was a big deal.
Well, it should have been more defended.
I guess.
I guess they won.
We won.
We won guys.
We did it.
Yeah.
No, I mean, but I think it's just scared them because these fucking squishy ass fucking
politicians in there that are making these shit laws and fucking us over.
We got in there.
Celebrate.
I mean, to be honest, it doesn't really mean anything.
But like we got in there and they were scared.
That's why they're making this such a big thing is because they were terrified.
Got elected.
That's when they got scared.
And then this was like the culmination of everything and they were fucking terrified.
So that's why it's like fucking 1984.
It's the it's the Ministry of Propaganda.
They're going through and they're fucking saying shit and they're like, this is bad.
Don't ever do this again.
Because enemy Russia.
Yeah.
And there's like this is bad.
And they how long has this been in the fucking media for the last two and a half years since
it happened?
They haven't let it go.
They constantly keep talking about it and they're embedding into people that don't ever
do this.
This is real bad, guys.
This is real bad.
It's just there.
It's there.
They made it there like their hill to like die on to die on.
It's just January 6th.
Ever seen that meme?
One of the historical events, you think though, January 6th, you know, because there's other
stuff out there like people and that could be going down in history.
You know, a generation from now.
People could look back and then guess who's going to write it.
Yeah, exactly.
Not us.
Right, right.
We're not going to write.
They're going to make like a big deal about it.
Like it was actually a big deal.
It's like, dude, it was literally nothing.
And the only people that are going to say shit is like the people like us.
We're going to tell our kids being like that was that's fucking bullshit.
Don't fucking listen to that shit.
Yeah, it was like literally like nothing.
Yeah, it was it was a it was a drop in a bucket.
Yeah, out of like the bad things that like have happened in the in that fucking year
alone with Antifa burning down cities and shit.
That's a fucking drop in a bucket.
Like, you know, you are full of shit.
You are fully.
Are you fucking kidding me?
No, you think it's OK that these motherfuckers took over entire fucking if fucking the liberals
burned down the Capitol building, burn anything you fucking retire.
Are you fucking saying?
They let us the Gus events defenses, bro.
They can't pass any defenses.
They will let the fuck in over through the government.
You know how these people somebody's people got some fucking shit.
There's nobody in there.
You fucking retard.
There's fucking AOC being like I was scared for my life.
They're going to rape me or something.
They killed two government police officers.
Who cares?
But but the guy after he he's he had these brutal injuries.
They killed the police officer.
Directing traffic.
Yeah, this way over here.
Like he was directing people.
You're fucking brainwashed, Casey.
You're part of the fucking system.
Are you fucking fed?
Are you a fed, Casey?
It seems like you're fed.
You want to know what's a way bigger deal than January 6th.
The George Floyd riots, a guy breaking a window in Mandalay Bay and just mowing down 75 fucking
people.
You want to compare something to 9-11?
That's 1 30th of 9-11 right there.
Yeah, right?
That just went away too.
Yeah, it was like no big deal.
It was just like that was a problem.
You think that the fucking insurrection didn't happen?
No, I think that it wasn't an insurrection.
I think you're fucking brainwashed to think that this shit's way bigger than it fucking
is you fucking moron.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Shut up.
Our fucking mutual friend was there at the White House in Washington.
We'll talk about that.
The White House in the military.
Yeah, but he's like that shit was gay as hell.
He's like nothing happened.
I talked to him during it.
He's like, dude, these fucking idiots just fucking jumped out of the fence.
What the fuck are we going to shoot them?
No.
Yeah, they killed two cops.
Dude, they didn't care.
Dude, the military that was there, our fucking friend who was there.
Who cares?
Nobody got killed.
No cops got killed.
Capitol Hill police.
That's a lie, dude.
That's a lie, bro.
That's 100% a lie.
Well, they've determined this is why the left is freaking out.
They're not going to be able to get killed or something.
Oh my God.
And then they played it up to be.
But they counted that as casualties from January 6th.
God, it's so serious.
COVID, they died of COVID.
Because guess what?
We were talking to our friend when that shit was going on and guess what he said?
He goes, we were sitting in a parking lot just laying there.
He goes, yeah, we didn't really do shit.
We just sat there in a parking lot.
Yeah.
And they like one guy hopped the fence and they beat him up.
That's it.
And they have, they're saying the one guy who got hit in the head with a fire stick,
he was walking, he was seen clearly walking around fine.
Oh yeah.
After that supposedly happened.
So also he had a helmet on, a bicycle helmet.
So all right, what are the odds that somebody gets a hit in the head with something, doesn't
lose consciousness and has a fatal brain injury?
Highly, highly unlikely.
Highly unlikely.
They could have a summer act in fucking.
Well, I mean, shit, but like it's, it's, it's a, it's a big jump.
It really is.
But like without losing consciousness.
I mean, I've seen, I've seen actual things with people not losing consciousness with
a summer act nine and fucking they, they still died because, but it took them a couple of
days.
Yeah.
I mean, it's just for somebody to be absolutely normal after.
Yeah.
And not even fucked up at all.
I mean, but you're, you're right.
That actually does happen with subarachnoids.
Yeah.
That's actually one of the hallmark signs is you have a regain of consciousness, but
you have to lose consciousness first.
To do that.
Yeah.
So you regain consciousness and then it goes away.
There was no, you know, it was just, but most of the time from the stroke, it was like
a natural cause, but there's no trauma.
Oh, we had a stroke.
But most of the time, most of the time when a subarachnoid, you actually had a subarachnoid
before and a trauma just reactivates it because your, your, your, your vein in your brain
is, is, I don't know if he had a hemorrhagic stroke.
I don't, they just said he had a stroke.
It could be hemorrhagic, but they would have seen it like trauma to his body.
If you got smashed to the povres, he's got a hemorrhage because like I've taken people
to the hospital.
I'm curious.
I've taken people to the hospital that looked like they were fucking fine and they were
fucking like, had a huge bleed in their brain.
Like two days, like an hour later.
And I'm like, but like, I take them in.
They're talking to me like this.
They're having a conversation.
Were they hit on the head with something?
Yeah.
Like I had one person that fell off their bike and they had it.
They had a history of a stroke though.
So when they went back, like when they went to the hospital, uh, they were like unconscious
and like fucking hemorrhagic fucking stroking out.
So it does, it happens, but it's not like a, it's, it's a lot of circumstances have to
happen in order for that to happen.
Yeah.
It just, it just seems, it seems like if you get rocked that hard on the job injury, you're
going to like your job so much, you're going to just get back up and just keep.
I mean, I got stabbed.
I kept it.
Oh, wait, hold on.
I got to get Casey here for this.
You got stabbed.
Yeah.
Okay.
We got, we got to talk to Casey about this.
No, remember the fucking shoulder one that I got?
Oh, what did you get stabbed with?
Fucking like, like little Swiss army knife thing.
Oh, oh yeah.
You brought that up.
Yeah.
I told you about that.
Yeah.
I was homeless.
Fucking psychopath.
Jesus.
That's crazy.
But yeah.
On the job stabbing, dude.
I mean, it was a, deserve a pin for that.
I do.
A bar, uniform bar.
Purple star.
But like, but like back to like the fucking like the insurrection.
It's not a fucking insurrection.
And they fucking milked it for two years, for two years.
There's still milking it.
And guess what?
They didn't, they talked about the George Floyd riots.
Like it was fucking fine.
I saw literally the city that I was working in on fire.
Like they were like dumpster fires and people like beating each people up in the fucking
street and shit.
Oh, is that, that's when they were doing the tear gas, right?
Yeah.
And then they just, to our station, we had a liquor store and people were broke into
the liquor store, smashing windows and like coming out and shit and like burning shit
down and like grabbing just bottles of fucking liquor just out of it.
And I'm like, this, this isn't for justice.
This is a riot.
This is a literal riot.
I, uh, I actually went and picked up some tear gas canisters the day after.
Really?
Yeah.
And I made candles out of them.
That's cool.
Yeah.
That was badass.
Where'd you find them?
Just in the streets?
The streets of Albany.
Really?
Yeah.
I think I actually have video of the people breaking into the liquor store here.
Well, they broke into the mall too.
Yeah, but then they got quelled real quick at the mall.
Yeah.
That's good.
Let me see.
I gotta go back.
There's actual video of it that I have though.
It's fucking funny.
Yeah.
My favorite one that I got was, uh, it's this crushed up tear gas canister.
It's like all mangled, right?
And it says riot smoke on it.
That's cool as hell.
And it's just got like apple scented candle in it.
It's bad.
You like the fucking insert with a fucking joke?
If I can pull it out.
I got a fucking joke, bro.
I gotta find those videos.
Oh, give me what year that was from so I can look through my photo.
Oh, here it is.
These dudes are like running across the street and shit.
Yeah.
Oh, guys.
Oh, yeah.
I know we were kind of like, it didn't get too bad though, right?
No, it did.
The city was, you know, burning.
Oh my God, dude.
This dumpster.
Look at, look at how amazing.
Oh, here it is.
Here it is before like these people are all.
I could, I just literally typed in riot.
Yeah.
And it came up with the candles.
Oh, yeah.
Because it says riot smoke.
Let's start.
Yeah.
CS.
Yeah.
Let's start.
Yeah.
But these guys fucking scatter.
Yeah, when the cops come by.
Wow.
Like when the cops come by, you just see people fucking scatter.
Did they get, did they break into the foot locker?
No.
Yeah, when I was cleaning these out though, dude, it was terrible.
I was like hacking and.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, June 7th when you got the fucking lighter thrown at your head.
Yeah.
What happened?
When I fucking threw a lighter at Casey's head and I cut his face open.
Oh my God.
I thought it was a homeless person.
Oh, dude, I found, I found the fucking video of the guy of the, of the, of the chosen one.
Out.
No, no, no, no, no.
There's a difference between stabbing and carpeg.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Stabbing carpeg?
Is it turkey or something?
You never watch Scarface have you?
Yeah.
I mean, I have watched Scarface.
I put this into a song.
Oh, Ali Max here.
Ali Max here?
Ali Max is joined the chat.
Ali Mac is fucking here.
Did he call you or something?
No, he's on mine.
Oh, see, he's going to call me like, oh, buddy, what's up?
He's going to be like, oh, no.
I see, I see you're on mine.
I want to argue with him about a fucking game that he's been, that he fucking loves.
I can't believe you think the insurrection was fucking fake.
It's not.
I don't know.
You make up your mind after you see this video of the police like helping this guy find his
way.
I saw a video of people like charging the cop and like crushing him to death.
Oh, whatever.
I mean, look, there's probably layers of truth on both sides, honestly, just because one
side, like just because one side is wrong doesn't mean the other one has to be right.
One side wants to maliciously lie to you and control your whole life.
I mean, I think they're both kind of talk to Carlson.
He's like, he's like, they're both part of the same thing.
You know, he said both sides are bad.
Oh, yeah, exactly.
Yeah, but they all want to control you.
So they, they hate him now.
He's going to get canceled by the Republican party.
They hate him.
He said he fuck.
Yeah, this week he said that he fucking that Trump was all a liar and that he, you know,
was a liar and everything, I don't know, well, I mean, he, dude, that's what I'm saying.
Like what a Trump.
He might not be wrong and he's kind of like, you know, he's in the middle of the road,
which is kind of cool.
You know, he's not, you know, he wins over a lot of people on the left by saying stuff
like that too.
And that might be his whole point behind doing that.
He was like, yeah, I fucking hate that guy.
Our whole shit's been a joke.
I fucking hate Biden.
He's a fucking whore.
He's got a Tucker Carlson's privately private hate for Trump.
I hate him passionately.
Wow.
Who cares?
You can hate somebody.
Yeah, if there's a reason why Tucker hates him, but if not, I think Trump's the best
way to go forward, you know, shake things up.
Yeah, I mean, breed.
Yeah.
You guys are the Trump chain.
Yeah.
I think it's all bullshit, dude.
Yeah, no shit.
I was all about Trump the first time.
I just like basically, we just need somebody in there who's going to like sell some weapons
for this fucking country.
Okay, just get in there and just do whatever you got to do to start a war somewhere.
These two are fucking around with shut down the borders and stuff.
We got to sell some fucking weapons.
Like, don't you understand the one thing that's really important to me is that
you understand the one thing America does right.
The one fucking thing we do right is we sell fucking weapons.
Absolutely.
That's our number one export.
So if you don't get in there and you don't start a war, they're just going to make you
look like an asshole.
Absolutely.
If Trump just the first thing he did was went and pulled his pants down and mushroom
stamped some country, the fucking forehead and just dropped some bombs.
Like, dude, Raytheon would have been happy.
Lockheed Martin would have been happy.
The big bomb.
What he first came in.
Did you do that?
Yeah, it was like a big deal.
You should have done a couple more.
They really didn't like him enough.
No, I didn't.
Dude, the Biden.
You can just push around.
You can just.
No, look at Biden.
He's like, it's not him, though.
It's a fucking corpse.
It's the people around.
It's a fucking corpse.
He's just a puppet for him.
He's literally a fucking muppet.
They stick into their hand up their ass.
He's just like, yeah, he really has got to be.
I don't know how you give the guy the boot.
Actually.
Yeah, OK.
Literally, like when he was running against Trump, Trump Trump had like 50 million followers
on Facebook and Biden had 3 million.
Yeah, it's like, do you really tell people to overthrow the government if they don't see
them?
Fuck up, Casey.
You're all about.
You're all about this fucking socialist revolution.
When people actually do all this shit, they're fucking fucking shit.
When you're saying all about this fucking fucking.
Fucking go to the government.
What you're saying all about this goddamn communist revolution shit.
And it was something that doesn't even have a revolution.
Pick one, Casey.
Pick one.
You're all about this fucking communist revolution.
You're like, we should get the government to do what we say because we're communist motherfuckers
and then they do some real fucking revolution shit.
You're all against these fucking fraud, Casey.
Everything that you've stood for is a fraud.
Everything.
Fuck you.
Everything that you've ever stood for is a fucking fraud because you're all about this
revolution shit until people do revolution shit.
So what the fuck are you talking about?
You fucking in, Brad.
Are you fucking insane?
Are you out of your gourd?
You're fucking stupid.
You're a fraud.
You're not a real fucking fighter.
You're a fucking guy who sits here in a goddamn podcast.
It doesn't do shit.
Nice.
We need a little break from that one.
Fuck you.
Let Casey recover here.
Let him come up with a red bottle.
You're expecting a stronger bottle, Casey.
Well said.
That should be a, you should go on talk with that shit.
That's going to be a new sound bite for the...
That's definitely a sound bite.
All about revolution shit until revolution shit happens.
Yeah.
Is that enough to wake you up right there?
Yeah, I think so.
I think we'll have Ali back here next time.
We'll talk about January 6th.
I want to hear what he has to say.
He's on our side, man.
Yeah.
Okay.
We'll hear about what Ali back says.
Well, he's a coward.
He doesn't show up.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, you just got to break it down.
Okay.
Well, isn't it like, doesn't it come back to you though, like knowing that you were lying to for so long?
Yeah, man.
I'm fucking pissed.
Yeah.
I mean, I kind of knew it.
Can we feel let that out?
I come from the perspective that it's all political theater anyway.
Theater.
So if you reverse engineer it, right, like what would you do if you were in a position of
power like that?
I would be a fascist, probably.
I would literally just like lie to the one in 10 people that are so stupid they can't do
anything and just sell weapons.
That's what I would do.
They're just looking for opportunities.
What?
The dumb people?
Yeah.
Like they don't think about the news.
They don't think about what's wrong.
Bro, literally the one in 10 people literally over through the government in 26.
They didn't over through fucking shit, Casey, you fucking moron.
This is fucking crazy.
Are you that fucking brainwashed by this goddamn CNN fucking news says that these people over
through the government.
They over through shit.
The government's still here, retard.
The government's still here.
How the fuck can you overthrow a government when it's still in fucking practice?
That doesn't make sense.
Are you fucking stupid?
Yeah, Trump's not a practice.
Shut the fuck up, dude.
It doesn't make sense.
You fucking imbred.
Like literally you're saying they over through the government.
They over through the government.
They didn't over through shit because the government's still there.
They over through a government.
You're fucking bison guy literally had his fucking hammer and he was going, I'm the fucking
Senate president fucking seat.
Well, guess what, motherfucker?
You actually have to overthrow a government to overthrow a government.
You know how you overthrow a government?
You get them out.
You cut their heads off on the fucking porch of the fucking Capitol building and then you
put your own people in there.
And then you fucking jailed them like they're fucking jailed in Trump.
Guess what, motherfucker?
They didn't do any of that shit.
They went in there and they fucking were goofballs.
But in case and you heard about the deep state, how do you get rid of them?
Just like Tyler was saying.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Time out.
We don't talk about getting rid of the deep state on this podcast.
We are friends with the deep state.
Just in case any of you guys are listening, we didn't mean that.
Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen.
We're pals with the deep state.
It's all the big term.
It's all the implants.
It's like federal employees.
Listen, listen.
They don't want to lose, you know, the gravy train.
If everybody's listening right now, everybody that's the pen.
If everybody's listening right now, I am not.
I'm not talking about like those letters out of it.
No, I'm just saying I, uh, I am not.
I am not suicidal at all.
It's more big.
Just anybody that's dependent on.
Yeah, but government page.
But listen, I am not suicidal at all.
I am a very strong swimmer.
And, um, I, uh, I don't want to kill myself.
So, uh, if, if there's a, uh, there's a thing that comes on, it wasn't me.
I am, I am.
In other news.
I'm doing a fucking shit.
Bravo.
25 year old male with.
No, it would be committed suicide with two bullets.
It's like, Hey guys, you can't commit suicide with two bullets.
There's no gun around.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I can't believe it.
How many, uh, sorry, we'll get back to this.
How many viewers do we have now?
500 or something?
We got over 900 plays now.
Yeah.
We almost had a thousand.
How many people accidentally.
It was like, what the fuck trying to find one of the other 50 untitled podcasts.
So that's how many episodes.
This is episode 22.
Yeah.
Oh, we got to play a song.
What?
We got to play a song.
Episode 22.
What's wrong?
And you read Joshua 22.
I did.
I did read Josh.
Yeah.
I like that song.
All right.
Are we wrapping up this episode?
Taylor Swift 22.
I mean, I can keep going, but if you don't want to.
He's like ready to fucking fight me.
Oh God, I'm going to get beat up.
I fucking love this song.
My jam.
It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters.
Did you know she's 511?
Taylor Swift is 511.
Damn, she's out of my league.
Dude, Hitler would love Taylor Swift.
Why?
Look at her.
Oh yeah, Ariane.
And what would call Taylor Swift mommy?
I would call Taylor Swift mommy.
Are you fucking kidding me?
But he's short enough where he could.
Who me?
Yeah.
Oh, I would definitely call her mommy.
Oh yeah.
I don't know about you.
I'm feeling 22.
Do you like Taylor Swift?
Yeah, I like Taylor Swift.
I don't know about you.
I love Taylor Swift.
I love boy bands.
Me too.
Dude, boy bands are famous for a reason.
You like boy bands?
Absolutely.
Big time rush and sink fucking backstreet boys.
Maybe you can dance to those songs.
They're easier to dance to.
Yeah, you're right.
I don't listen to them again.
No dude, I'm like a student.
We gotta play a song that has something to do with each episode number.
Yeah.
Each episode.
Yeah.
23.
Nobody likes you when you're 23.
What's my age again?
That's exactly what I thought.
Nobody likes you when you're 23.
Maybe Ali Beck will be back on by then.
What a fucking asshole.
24.
You can do Bad Flower.
24.
It's a pretty good song.
24 years.
I used to be so beautiful.
All right.
Join us the next episode when we scream at each other again.
As always, take care of yourselves.
And each other.
Do so.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do we know?
We know.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Yeah.
Fuck no.
I see some little dubbies back there.
No, no.
We are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb fucks.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the piervins come from?
Where the fucking stone edge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China.
Right?
In some days.
What the fuck?
There are super soldiers that are at least nine or 15 tall.
Oh my god.
I'm from the Pesachron.
They have dreads with super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
There you go.
I do not see any good parents.
Why do you have to do this?
Fuck!
We gotta go to the fucking moon
Because J.M.K. got assassinated
By the fucking government!
He got killed by the CIA!
J.M.K. was killed by the government!
I'm gonna go for my eyes while holding their pulse.
Feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump bump bump.
Nothing.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you.
That you are going to be able to raise
And they are gonna make them so fucking real.
They're gonna sink money into them.
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're gonna be able to convince you that they're fucking real.
You can cut it open.
You're gonna see blood, guts, no circuitry.
But let me tell you, their technology gets you down to those wild.
Which, by the way, big brother is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension!
Wooo, let's go.
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked in the fucking Nazis during the whole.
He says that he was doing it just to survive.
But he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil!
Okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's fucking evil.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.
Who's this?
Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody's like,
Oh, that'll drop the fucking word.
There's some out there.
That's a drop, right?
That's a drop.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros.
It's Bill Gates.
It's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody says,
Oh, it's so cool.
Everybody says,
It's so cool.
Elon Musk is so cool.
He really plays for his shit.
The actual government is trying.
The actual real government,
which is George Soros and all these fucking assies,
are assing the ones that are fucking the whole world.
The real politicians are paid off by the fucking billy lenders.
So it just really takes a damn웅・・・