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For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.

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How do you know?

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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

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You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

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Fuckin' up.

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No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

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Yes, we are.

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There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

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Extended episodes.

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Where the fuck did the gearmen come from?

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Where the fucking stonehenge come from?

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You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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The alien is being snipped as a human being.

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Somewhere in China, alright, in some bays, there are super soldiers that are at least

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nine or ten feet tall.

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I'm talking to a shotgun.

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They have bread and super soldiers.

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Then they are extraterrestrials.

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They are aliens.

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I do not know the alien with them.

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What the fuck do I do?

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I'm not a fucking alien with them.

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Because he was originally from England when he was a kid.

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And I guess he never became a citizen.

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So after 20 years they were like, all right, bye.

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Oh no, he got arrested, that's why.

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21, 21.

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I'm Casey, I'm here with Tyler and Dan's on his way.

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I'm a slaughtered gang pussy.

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So I see you're eating saltine crackers there.

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Yeah, they're stale.

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Do you ever do the saltine cracker challenge?

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I did.

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You want to you want to try them for the podcast?

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You can do it.

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No, you can do it.

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I'm going to come on.

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Dude, I'm savoring these.

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Dude, all you have to do is eat six crackers in a minute.

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You think you can do that?

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No, I know I can't.

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You physically can't.

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I guess.

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No, you can.

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Some people can because some people have more saliva production.

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I don't.

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Are you sure you've done it?

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Yeah, I've done it.

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I just can't fucking do it.

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Oh man, you're like, you're like staring at those crackers like it's like,

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no, you can do it.

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You can do it.

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You can do it.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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Oh, don't spit on the fucking floor.

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I didn't spit on the floor.

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I meant to spit on my cigarette case and then it just fucking.

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Oh God, whatever, man.

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I'll fucking still do it.

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You'll do it.

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Oh, he's going for it.

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Wait, I can start a timer.

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Timer.

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Oh, you're a fucking phone, man.

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Here we go.

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Less than a minute.

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Yeah, it started already.

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We've got 55 seconds.

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Although I give you a five second buffer.

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He's how many crackers eat so far three.

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You're not even going to get those down.

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You're putting too many in your mouth at once.

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You just put a fourth one in your mouth and you got 37 seconds.

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He's.

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He's chilling.

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He's going for it.

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Oh man, he's not.

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He's not looking like he's having a guy.

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He's got a full mouth.

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He looks like he looks like a chipmunk.

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Twenty seconds.

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Twenty seconds.

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You only got four in your mouth.

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You got to get the other ones in.

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You got to get the other ones in 13 seconds.

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You got 10, nine, seven, six, five, four, three, two.

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I was putting the other ones in.

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Oh, no, he's he's done.

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He's done.

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Take a drink of water or whatever that is that you're drinking.

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I'm very juice ice tape.

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It looks like his blood, but take a drink, bro.

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I got a crush.

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Yeah, well, help if you fucking drink water.

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Oh my God.

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Wow.

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How are you doing over there?

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He's chugging cranberry juice now.

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It's iced tea retard.

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How'd that feel?

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Not great.

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Tested your gag reflex.

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And he's eating another cracker after it.

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Folks, he's eating another cracker.

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It's just done.

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So this week, yeah, we got to talk about China, but I think we got to wait till Dan gets

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here about the what was going on with China this week.

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A lot of things, not things.

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The fucking cyber attack.

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Yeah.

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The fucking COVID thing that they were that I fucking told you guys first here.

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We'll get to that.

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Get to that.

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But we can talk about some other shit till Dan gets here, though.

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But I'll talk about my hamster a little bit.

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So like three days ago, my hamster was acting all sluggish and shit.

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And she was like walking around and then just went into the little house that she's got

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and just fucking went to sleep and didn't wake up for like four days.

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And I'm like, is she dead?

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And like I went over and I was like petting her and shit.

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Wasn't reacting at all.

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And then this morning I woke up and she was just standing there like like a fucking hamster

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and she was like, and then I read it, I read up on it.

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Apparently hamsters hibernate.

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Like that's a thing that they do.

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I never, never knew that.

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So like I was getting real upset that I thought she died.

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Imagine if you buried it alive.

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Yeah, that would have been awful.

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And then you read that they hibernate and then you like dug it up and thought it was

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a zombie hamster.

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So like the Stephen King book pets cemetery.

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Maybe that's what happened.

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Maybe they were just hibernating.

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Maybe they were pissed off that they fucking got buried alive.

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But yeah, they can hibernate from anywhere from two to seven days.

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So how often it gets cold or the weather changes like significantly.

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Yeah, it does that.

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But you know how it was like fucking 70 degrees like four days ago and then it was a blizzard

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like two days ago.

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Yeah, I think that fucked with the hamster.

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That always happens in New York.

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Yeah.

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I saw that Biden went to Ukraine.

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The Ukraine.

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He's got a lot of balls.

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No, no.

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They got fucking Russian soldiers there, bro.

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They got Russian soldiers in America, bro.

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But he didn't go to war zone.

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What do you think that the president should go to war zone?

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Because it's like that song.

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Why don't presidents fight the war, you know?

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I thought that was Dan.

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But presidents, Teddy Roosevelt wanted to go to fucking the war zone.

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Well, some presidents were generals, right?

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But Teddy was a major, I think.

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Actually, I looked this up the other day.

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How many presidents were actually in the military?

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There's been a lot of five star generals that have been presidents.

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You'll have to use us, Grant Dwight Eisenhower, George Washington.

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There's only the only people who've been five star generals are Grant.

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Let me I'll just I'll look up the thing real quick for the generals in Eisenhower, right?

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Eisenhower was a five star general.

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Washington.

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Washington was and Grant was.

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But let's see.

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You as presidents who were in the military.

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George Washington, general of the armies of the United States.

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Thomas Jefferson was a colonel.

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James Madison was a colonel.

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James Monroe was a lieutenant colonel.

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Jesus Christ.

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Andrew Jackson was a major general.

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All those people were in the American Revolution, except Andrew Jackson.

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William Harrison was a major general.

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John Tyler was a captain.

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James K. Polk was a colonel.

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William Henry Harrison.

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You know that guy that guy died like a month after he became president.

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Yeah, he did.

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Major General Zachary Tyler Taylor.

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Millard Fillmore was a major.

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Franklin Pierce was a brigadier general.

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James Buchanan was a private.

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Abraham Lincoln was actually in the military.

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He was a captain.

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Everyone was in the military back then.

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Andrew Johnson was a brigadier general.

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Ulysses S. Grant was a five star general.

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General of the army.

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Rutherford B. Hayes was a major general.

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James Garfield was a brigadier general.

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Chester A. Arthur was a brigadier general.

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Benjamin Harrison was a brigadier general.

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William McHenry was a major.

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Theodore Roosevelt was a lieutenant colonel.

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Harry Truman was a colonel.

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Fuck Harry Truman.

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Dwight D. Eisenhower was a five star general.

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John F. Candy was a lieutenant.

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Lyndon B. Johnson was a commander.

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Richard Nixon was a commander.

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Gerald Ford was a lieutenant commander.

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Jimmy Carter was a lieutenant.

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Ronald Reagan was a captain.

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George H.W. Bush was a lieutenant.

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And George W. Bush was a lieutenant.

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The fuck, I didn't know all those guys were in the military.

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Yep, every single one of them were in the military.

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Trump wasn't.

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Obama wasn't.

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Yep, that's why we have fucked shit.

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Do you think that in order to be the president,

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you should have military service?

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Do you think that should be a thing?

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No, but you gotta have some type of service.

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Like usually the presidents have political experience

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or they're lawyers or judges.

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Do you think that a paramedic slash first responder

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background would be good for a president?

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No.

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I don't know.

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People have different personalities

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no matter who you are.

279
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But you gotta have some kind of experience

280
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with like leading, right?

281
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But I do think that people who are in the military

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have a better experience than like lawyers and shit.

283
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Yeah, well, I think you have that both.

284
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Like all those guys who were in the military

285
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went on to become lawyers after.

286
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Yeah, but they were.

287
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Become politicians.

288
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They were in the military, though.

289
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Yeah, it's good.

290
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It's kind of like a like a EMS police background too.

291
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It's kind of like military, right?

292
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Kinda, I guess.

293
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Like not really, but I'd say first responder background

294
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is is is its own thing.

295
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But yeah, Britain is rationing vegetables.

296
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God damn it.

297
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China's rationing fucking.

298
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Human rights.

299
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They got people in fucking Wuhan or whatever the city is.

300
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Wuhan, maybe Wuhan that are like locked in their apartments

301
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because of the pandemic from the Kung flu.

302
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Well, like videos of them like screaming out the windows

303
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for like asking for food.

304
00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:53,700
Yeah, fucking China seems like a real fucking shitty place.

305
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China is a shitty place.

306
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Is that damn?

307
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No.

308
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Um, but Britain is now rationing vegetables.

309
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Do you think we're gonna get to a point

310
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where we're rationing food?

311
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It's a sink.

312
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Oh, I think that we're gonna get to a point

313
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where we're gonna have fucking like Soviet style rations

314
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because there's no fucking food.

315
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But I don't think it's gonna be in our lifetimes.

316
00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:23,380
America is a big place though.

317
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Like there's a lot of space to grow food.

318
00:13:25,540 --> 00:13:28,780
I mean, we are there also is global warming.

319
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Global warming for fucking pussy.

320
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Climate change.

321
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Climate change is fake.

322
00:13:32,180 --> 00:13:33,420
There's the interstellar.

323
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Climate change is fake.

324
00:13:36,180 --> 00:13:38,060
Interstellar, where they fucking,

325
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like they can't farm anything.

326
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They can't grow any food

327
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because all the soil is depleted.

328
00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:45,860
Yeah, I've seen interstellar.

329
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:48,260
And fucking, what's his name?

330
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:52,260
Starts crying when he sees his daughter fucking growing up.

331
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Yeah.

332
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,300
And the old guys like back in my day

333
00:13:55,300 --> 00:14:00,020
and then the old guy was born like 2006 back on my day.

334
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:03,140
We had fucking Apple watches.

335
00:14:03,140 --> 00:14:03,980
Yeah.

336
00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:09,660
Student loan borrowers like we likely won't know

337
00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:11,900
for months if debt will be forgiven.

338
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,140
Shouldn't be.

339
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:15,700
But you, do you think?

340
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,860
What were we talking about before you said that?

341
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,780
Interstellar.

342
00:14:21,780 --> 00:14:26,380
Yeah, I forgot what I was gonna say.

343
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,260
Oh fuck.

344
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:35,100
Oh, state bill restricts transgender healthcare for adults.

345
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,220
What?

346
00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:46,060
It's a long nose lines of it doesn't restrict healthcare.

347
00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:48,860
It restricts like elective surgeries.

348
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:52,780
So it restricts transgender surgeries.

349
00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:57,420
Yeah, like they're not gonna pay for elective surgery

350
00:14:57,420 --> 00:14:59,740
to change you into a woman.

351
00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:01,340
I didn't think they did.

352
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,500
They used to.

353
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,340
What?

354
00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:04,340
Yeah.

355
00:15:04,340 --> 00:15:06,180
Well, do you think they should?

356
00:15:06,180 --> 00:15:07,700
He's distracted.

357
00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:08,540
What?

358
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,500
I literally zoned out for a second.

359
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:12,220
Do you think they should restrict

360
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:14,780
transgender healthcare?

361
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,300
I think they should word it differently.

362
00:15:16,300 --> 00:15:18,300
I mean, do you think they should pay for the surgery?

363
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,140
No.

364
00:15:21,540 --> 00:15:22,380
Why?

365
00:15:23,220 --> 00:15:26,100
I'm not paying for someone else's fucking thing.

366
00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:28,300
I'm not paying for fucking someone's plastic surgery.

367
00:15:28,300 --> 00:15:29,860
So why the fuck would I fucking pay

368
00:15:29,860 --> 00:15:32,020
for somebody's transgender surgery?

369
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,980
Well, you can say it's kind of a necessary.

370
00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:38,740
It's not a necessary surgery.

371
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:41,180
I'm playing, I'm kind of playing doubles advocate,

372
00:15:41,180 --> 00:15:43,820
but some could say it's a necessary surgery.

373
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:48,020
If you, for psychological reasons, you know,

374
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:48,860
like,

375
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,660
Oh, so they can kill themselves faster?

376
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,860
Oh, so, because if you feel like you're like a woman

377
00:15:52,860 --> 00:15:54,380
trapped in a man's body or something.

378
00:15:54,380 --> 00:15:57,900
Look up transgender surgery suicide rates.

379
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:03,220
So you mean just people who have surgery?

380
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:04,900
People who have changed,

381
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:07,540
who have like done a full transition,

382
00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:09,780
I think look up the suicide rates for them

383
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:12,140
because it's fucking ridiculously high.

384
00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:16,220
New studies shows people who received

385
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:20,620
gender affirming surgery are significantly less likely

386
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:24,540
to experience psychological distress or suicidal ideation.

387
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:26,100
That's a fucking lie.

388
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:28,780
That's the first result that came up.

389
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,380
That's a fucking lie.

390
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,220
Mental health.

391
00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:34,540
I mean, it says like this one's mental health benefit

392
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:36,020
associated with gender affirmation.

393
00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:36,860
Oh, fuck that.

394
00:16:36,860 --> 00:16:38,420
Go to a fucking actual study.

395
00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:39,260
Here's one.

396
00:16:39,260 --> 00:16:40,900
I mean, there's stuff for both sides.

397
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,340
Sex reassignment doesn't work.

398
00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:44,260
Here's the evidence.

399
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:46,100
Is that what you want me to click on, Tyler?

400
00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:46,940
Yes.

401
00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:50,220
I don't care if you say that you're a woman

402
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:51,740
or a fucking and you're a man.

403
00:16:51,740 --> 00:16:52,820
I don't fucking care.

404
00:16:52,820 --> 00:16:55,020
I'm just saying that it's fucking not something

405
00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,300
that I should pay for.

406
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,700
And you're more likely to kick him at suicide.

407
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:01,460
This dude McHugh says that the reality

408
00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:04,420
that because sex change is physically impossible,

409
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:07,100
it frequently does not provide the longterm

410
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,660
wholeness and happiness people seek.

411
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:12,300
But people can be happy.

412
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:17,100
After you, people like for the most part are, I think.

413
00:17:17,100 --> 00:17:22,100
So I went to college with a girl who thinks

414
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:26,260
who was transitioning into a guy.

415
00:17:26,260 --> 00:17:29,420
And I was friends with them.

416
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:34,940
But I didn't know that at the point.

417
00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:37,780
The suicide at a time of rate among transgender persons

418
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:40,820
ranges from 32 to 50%.

419
00:17:40,820 --> 00:17:44,140
Yeah, think of that number.

420
00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:46,900
Across the countries, what countries?

421
00:17:46,900 --> 00:17:48,460
The civilized world.

422
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,540
What?

423
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:56,900
Oh, it doesn't really say which countries, but.

424
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,780
But if you think about it.

425
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:03,260
Because of things like gender-based victimization,

426
00:18:03,260 --> 00:18:07,060
discrimination, bullying, violence, family, friends,

427
00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:10,420
community, harassment by partner, family members,

428
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,580
police, discrimination.

429
00:18:12,580 --> 00:18:13,580
Police?

430
00:18:13,580 --> 00:18:14,740
What?

431
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,860
Yeah, discrimination and ill treatment

432
00:18:16,860 --> 00:18:19,660
at healthcare systems are major factors

433
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:21,780
that influence the suicidal behavior.

434
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:24,140
Yeah, I can see that.

435
00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:25,980
Cause people don't accept you, right?

436
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,700
People don't accept me for being a fucking psychopath.

437
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,700
I don't fucking wanna kill myself.

438
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:37,780
You're not, people don't know that you're a psychopath.

439
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:39,540
And so they really know you.

440
00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:42,980
I mean, I'm real quiet when you first know me

441
00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,460
until I get comfortable with somebody.

442
00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:45,860
Then I'm just like, hey, guess what?

443
00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:47,620
I'm a fucking psychopath.

444
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:52,620
You wanna hear about Star Wars and Warhammer?

445
00:18:54,340 --> 00:18:56,220
But 32 to 50% is.

446
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:57,340
It's a staggering rate.

447
00:18:57,340 --> 00:18:58,300
Huge number.

448
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,620
Oh yeah.

449
00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:00,460
But.

450
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,180
But it's like society's fault though.

451
00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:03,660
It's not their fault, you know?

452
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:08,380
But I went to college with a transgender woman.

453
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,340
Man?

454
00:19:10,340 --> 00:19:12,900
A person that was a girl that was transicing into a guy.

455
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,500
Is that a transgender man or transgender woman?

456
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,340
Whatever.

457
00:19:16,340 --> 00:19:18,260
Oh, man.

458
00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:23,260
So I went to college with them.

459
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:27,140
And I was friends with them,

460
00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,580
but I keep on calling her her

461
00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:33,580
because it was a girl before trying to transition.

462
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,380
And I didn't know.

463
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:41,380
And I'm like, hey, she's kind of good looking.

464
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:46,060
And they're like, that's actually a guy.

465
00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,580
And I'm like, no, it's not.

466
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:49,860
Because you prefer tomboy, right?

467
00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:50,940
Yeah.

468
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:55,540
And they're like, well, actually it is a girl,

469
00:19:55,540 --> 00:19:58,340
but they don't want to be a girl.

470
00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,460
I'm like, I don't know what the fuck.

471
00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:02,220
And they're like, I didn't hear anything about

472
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,620
that kind of shit until I got to college.

473
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,540
Cause they didn't have that kind of shit in my high school.

474
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:10,540
So I'm like, the what now?

475
00:20:10,540 --> 00:20:12,620
And then it was like.

476
00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,380
You were canceled, Tyler.

477
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,620
But I was like, wait a minute.

478
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:18,180
Back in high school, I didn't have that kind of shit.

479
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:20,980
No, but like in my high school, that wasn't a good thing.

480
00:20:20,980 --> 00:20:22,140
Like people didn't do that.

481
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:25,140
I mean, neither was at my high school, but.

482
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,180
I didn't know about it.

483
00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:28,180
Like I didn't know it was a fucking thing.

484
00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:31,420
And then I started talking to them.

485
00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:36,420
And I was like, hey, and like we were friends,

486
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,500
like we went ice skating.

487
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,220
They told me about how shitty their life was.

488
00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:45,620
And basically they said, if I was still a girl,

489
00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:49,260
I would date you, but I'm not trying to be a girl anymore.

490
00:20:49,260 --> 00:20:52,580
And I'm like, I don't know what to feel about this anymore.

491
00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:59,060
So they also sent me a picture of her doing a quote unquote

492
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:04,060
cosplay of junk rat from from Overwatch, you know, that guy.

493
00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:09,060
And they had their shirt off and their tits were out.

494
00:21:11,060 --> 00:21:14,740
And I was just like, I'm not gonna focus on the tits,

495
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,060
which are the really cool part about this.

496
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:19,060
And just say, wow, you did a great job.

497
00:21:25,060 --> 00:21:28,060
And I don't know how to feel about this right now.

498
00:21:28,060 --> 00:21:29,060
And then I talked about it.

499
00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:30,620
I'm like, I don't know.

500
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,060
I don't know what this is.

501
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:35,500
Like you've had a lot of questionable experiences.

502
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:39,020
It's fucking, you can't fucking not when you're dating

503
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:42,300
in the fucking 2000s, 20s.

504
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:46,420
I didn't, but alright there Tyler is taking gay.

505
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:47,260
I don't know.

506
00:21:47,260 --> 00:21:48,820
We'll never know.

507
00:21:48,820 --> 00:21:49,900
We will never know.

508
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,140
But then out of nowhere,

509
00:21:52,140 --> 00:21:54,220
they just fucking blocked me on everything.

510
00:21:54,220 --> 00:21:56,860
And I'm like, what did I do?

511
00:21:56,860 --> 00:22:00,140
Probably looked at their tits.

512
00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:03,580
No, but I fucking like,

513
00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:05,660
we had like a bunch of conversations after that.

514
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:07,740
Then like a year later, they blocked me on everything.

515
00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:11,300
And I'm like, I didn't do anything.

516
00:22:11,300 --> 00:22:13,940
Oh, oh shit.

517
00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:17,420
Robert F. Kennedy assassin Sirhan Sirhan

518
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,260
is denied a parole for the 17th time.

519
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,980
He's fucking 78.

520
00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:26,580
That guy was crazy.

521
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:28,940
Did you ever hear about the rubber of Kodi?

522
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:29,860
Sash Nation.

523
00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:36,420
This fucking dude Sirhan Sirhan said he was like possessed

524
00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:38,580
or something.

525
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:42,900
He said he was like, I think he was schizophrenic, but

526
00:22:42,900 --> 00:22:43,820
soulmind.

527
00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:47,820
He said like voices were telling him to kill Robert F. Kennedy.

528
00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:49,060
Kill John Lennon.

529
00:22:49,060 --> 00:22:49,900
Yeah.

530
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:52,380
It was like, I don't know, 1968.

531
00:22:52,380 --> 00:22:56,380
So it was like a year after, after, no,

532
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:58,100
his brother got killed.

533
00:22:58,100 --> 00:22:59,100
Oh, JFK.

534
00:22:59,100 --> 00:22:59,940
Yeah.

535
00:22:59,940 --> 00:23:02,540
And then he just fucking killed Robert Kennedy.

536
00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:05,100
Hey, nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys.

537
00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:09,180
Listen, it's a sad day at a Kennedy family reunion.

538
00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:13,460
I thought JFK was a pretty good president,

539
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:16,460
but bad things always happen to the Kennedys.

540
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,860
Are there any Kennedys left?

541
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,020
I think they all died.

542
00:23:21,020 --> 00:23:23,180
Caroline Kennedy, I think.

543
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:24,180
Is she still alive?

544
00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:25,020
Yeah.

545
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:25,860
Yep.

546
00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:26,700
Yep.

547
00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:27,540
Yep.

548
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,220
I didn't know that there was like more Kennedys

549
00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:30,820
that were alive.

550
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:32,140
I thought they all died out.

551
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:37,180
No, there's not politicians anymore.

552
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:41,220
Probably because they all fucking got killed.

553
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:44,900
Congress presses Pentagon on Biden's reluctance

554
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:47,100
to give Ukraine F-16s.

555
00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:53,300
So why doesn't he want to give Ukraine military equipment?

556
00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:55,140
F-16s.

557
00:23:55,140 --> 00:23:58,940
You know how expensive a single F-16 is?

558
00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:00,580
Yeah, probably like a million dollars.

559
00:24:00,580 --> 00:24:01,420
Look it up.

560
00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:02,820
A billion dollars.

561
00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:03,660
Look it up.

562
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:06,140
F-16.

563
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,300
Oh, 12 to 35 million.

564
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:10,140
Yeah.

565
00:24:12,220 --> 00:24:14,540
So why doesn't he support,

566
00:24:14,540 --> 00:24:17,100
why doesn't he send troops

567
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:19,820
or like send fighter pilots over there?

568
00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:21,940
Because if you send fucking fighter pilots over there,

569
00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:23,580
that's an act of war.

570
00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:27,980
You can't send a United States armed forces to a place.

571
00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:28,820
What are they gonna do?

572
00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:29,700
Attack America?

573
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:30,900
Yes.

574
00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:31,940
No, they're not because.

575
00:24:31,940 --> 00:24:33,020
Yes, they are.

576
00:24:33,020 --> 00:24:33,860
They're not, because if they want to.

577
00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:35,220
It's gonna start World War III

578
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:36,700
if we send our only troops over.

579
00:24:36,700 --> 00:24:38,300
They can't even invade Ukraine.

580
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:40,060
Do you think they're gonna attack America?

581
00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,820
They're gonna try.

582
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:43,580
And then fucking China's gonna be like,

583
00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:47,860
I'm gonna attack Taiwan now.

584
00:24:47,860 --> 00:24:50,620
Yeah, and it's gonna be like the beginning of World War III.

585
00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:51,460
Yes.

586
00:24:51,460 --> 00:24:53,700
Why would you want that to happen?

587
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:57,020
So you're saying if you send a single fighter pilot

588
00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:58,780
over there, it's gonna start World War III?

589
00:24:58,780 --> 00:25:01,380
Yes, because it would be an American quote unquote

590
00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:05,140
aggression because then American aggression

591
00:25:05,140 --> 00:25:09,420
counts as an act of war because us in Russia

592
00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:11,060
are still considered enemies

593
00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:16,060
and we probably are enemies just by everything about us.

594
00:25:16,420 --> 00:25:19,460
But the Russians and us,

595
00:25:19,460 --> 00:25:23,100
basically if we attack anything of each other's,

596
00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:25,540
it's an act of war and basically is kicking off

597
00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:26,380
World War III.

598
00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:29,540
Whatever big player attacks another big player

599
00:25:29,540 --> 00:25:31,380
is gonna be the start of World War III.

600
00:25:31,380 --> 00:25:33,820
Like if China attacks Taiwan

601
00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:36,580
because we put American soldiers on Taiwan now,

602
00:25:36,580 --> 00:25:38,620
that's an attack on an American soldier,

603
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,500
AKA an act of war causing World War III.

604
00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:45,140
If we send a single fighter pilot over to Ukraine

605
00:25:45,140 --> 00:25:47,700
and kill a single Russian soldier,

606
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:49,820
that is an act of war starting World War III.

607
00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:53,460
If a Russian attacks anything outside of Ukraine,

608
00:25:53,460 --> 00:25:55,740
literally all around Ukraine is our allies

609
00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:56,980
and if they attack that,

610
00:25:56,980 --> 00:26:00,140
that's an attack on NATO causing World War III.

611
00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:03,260
So basically we are teetering on the fucking scales

612
00:26:03,260 --> 00:26:05,460
of World War III depending on if somebody,

613
00:26:05,460 --> 00:26:08,060
a single missile flies over a place

614
00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:10,420
and hits something that isn't supposed to happen.

615
00:26:10,420 --> 00:26:14,420
What if he sends these F-16s there, would that be like?

616
00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:19,420
No, but setting a pilot over would be setting a 16.

617
00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:21,780
Ukrainian forces would need at least 18 months

618
00:26:21,780 --> 00:26:25,540
to learn how to fly and maintain F-16 fighter jets in combat.

619
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:27,380
It would be not worth it at that point.

620
00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:31,700
The wars may go on for a year already,

621
00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:32,820
could last that long,

622
00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:37,660
but they would have to send like a US fighter pilot.

623
00:26:37,660 --> 00:26:40,780
They don't have, they don't have Ukrainians

624
00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:42,700
that know how to fly F-16s.

625
00:26:42,700 --> 00:26:46,260
No, they fly, fuck, what do they fly?

626
00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,340
Bigs, I think?

627
00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:51,060
Let me look up Ukrainian fighters.

628
00:26:51,060 --> 00:26:54,300
They have Ukrainian fighter pilots.

629
00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:55,740
Yeah, but think about it,

630
00:26:55,740 --> 00:27:00,740
it's like the difference between driving a car

631
00:27:01,660 --> 00:27:04,460
and driving like a Mack truck.

632
00:27:04,460 --> 00:27:07,700
Like there's differences between like the things, you know?

633
00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:12,700
Basically, it's like, not actually,

634
00:27:13,140 --> 00:27:13,980
I wouldn't even say that.

635
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:16,540
It's like the difference between driving a car

636
00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:18,260
and driving like a motorcycle.

637
00:27:18,260 --> 00:27:19,540
There's like differences,

638
00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:22,180
like pretty big differences between each plane

639
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:24,980
and learning how to fly each different plane

640
00:27:24,980 --> 00:27:25,980
is its own thing.

641
00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:27,180
Like if you are a fighter pilot-

642
00:27:27,180 --> 00:27:29,900
I know that because I play flight sim, yeah.

643
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:31,980
But if you're a fighter pilot in America,

644
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:36,980
you're normally trained on F-22s or an F-35, I believe.

645
00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:40,260
I think I'm getting that right.

646
00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:44,540
But let me see, American military.

647
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:48,940
Yeah, it's hard to fly different kind of planes.

648
00:27:48,940 --> 00:27:51,900
I think that fighter pilots would be quick to learn.

649
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,780
They would be, but it would still take like a year to do.

650
00:27:56,300 --> 00:28:01,300
Older F-16s could be transferred within 18 months.

651
00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:03,300
To purchase and deliver new ones,

652
00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:06,300
he could take up to six years adding,

653
00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:09,300
the US Air Force personnel have assessed that for Ukraine

654
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:13,300
to upgrade the fleet, its fleet of fighter aircraft.

655
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:16,300
It will probably need about 80 jets.

656
00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:21,300
Because our main jet currently is an F-22 Raptor.

657
00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:28,100
Our big, like our best plane is an F-35, I believe.

658
00:28:28,100 --> 00:28:32,020
Let me see.

659
00:28:32,020 --> 00:28:33,100
Our best plane?

660
00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:36,580
Yeah, our best like fighter jet.

661
00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:41,300
I don't know.

662
00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:42,540
I think if we go help them out,

663
00:28:42,540 --> 00:28:45,060
they won't necessarily start World War III

664
00:28:45,060 --> 00:28:47,660
because they're focused on Ukraine.

665
00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:50,140
They're already almost losing in Ukraine anyway.

666
00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:54,140
They're not gonna start attacking other places

667
00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:56,460
just because we're in Ukraine.

668
00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:58,580
Like as long as we don't invade Russia

669
00:28:58,580 --> 00:29:00,060
and just get them out of Ukraine,

670
00:29:00,060 --> 00:29:04,140
I don't think it will necessarily start World War III.

671
00:29:04,140 --> 00:29:09,140
Why the fuck do we not just name planes like F-1,

672
00:29:10,060 --> 00:29:13,620
F-2, F-3, there's like F-16,

673
00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:15,780
then we're gonna skip to F-22.

674
00:29:15,780 --> 00:29:17,460
Now we're at F-35s.

675
00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:19,740
It's like just fucking name it in order.

676
00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:21,340
Was it the year that they were made?

677
00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:22,180
No, no.

678
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:23,180
No.

679
00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:26,980
No, an F-35 was made in like 19 or 2005.

680
00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:29,060
What?

681
00:29:29,060 --> 00:29:29,900
Yeah.

682
00:29:32,740 --> 00:29:34,180
President Biden said last week

683
00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:37,220
that Ukraine doesn't need F-16s now.

684
00:29:37,220 --> 00:29:41,020
Under squaring his senior military advisor's expectation

685
00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:43,500
that when the war's next phase begins

686
00:29:43,500 --> 00:29:45,860
to accelerate with the springtime thought,

687
00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:47,500
it will look a lot like the grueling,

688
00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:50,700
bloody ground campaign that has left tens of thousands

689
00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:54,140
of dead and wounded on both sides.

690
00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:55,060
Christ.

691
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,380
Jesus Christ.

692
00:29:57,540 --> 00:30:00,060
I don't understand why this war's still going on.

693
00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:03,540
I think we need to have like a...

694
00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:06,980
Putin knows if he loses, he's going to get killed.

695
00:30:07,980 --> 00:30:09,580
There is no turning back for Putin right now.

696
00:30:09,580 --> 00:30:11,820
If he gets invaded, no, if he loses,

697
00:30:11,820 --> 00:30:13,780
then he'll just retreat back to Russia.

698
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:16,140
No, but then his own people will kill him.

699
00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:17,380
His people will kill him?

700
00:30:18,420 --> 00:30:19,260
Russia is losing...

701
00:30:19,260 --> 00:30:20,180
He'll get ousted.

702
00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:21,900
Yeah, Russia is losing like...

703
00:30:21,900 --> 00:30:23,220
Why don't they just do that now?

704
00:30:23,220 --> 00:30:25,780
The Kremlin is losing support for the war,

705
00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:28,020
but because they're in a current,

706
00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:30,380
they're at a war currently,

707
00:30:30,380 --> 00:30:35,380
they are actually behind him.

708
00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,580
If they just pull out of this war

709
00:30:37,580 --> 00:30:39,980
and all that death and shit was for nothing,

710
00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:41,700
they're going to kill him.

711
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:42,540
They're going to kill him?

712
00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:44,580
Like they're going to execute him?

713
00:30:44,580 --> 00:30:45,420
Or just arrest him?

714
00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:48,260
Think about, look at all of Russia's history.

715
00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:51,060
How many revolutions has Russia had?

716
00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:55,220
I know it happens a lot when there's like a coup d'etat.

717
00:30:55,220 --> 00:30:57,300
That's pretty much what would happen again.

718
00:30:57,300 --> 00:30:59,620
Think about Russia's entire history.

719
00:30:59,620 --> 00:31:01,380
There's going to be another one.

720
00:31:01,380 --> 00:31:06,380
Russia's had basically a dictator for the last 30 years.

721
00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:13,020
Yeah, a dictator who is an ex-KGB officer, by the way.

722
00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:16,540
Not the same one, but I mean, even before that,

723
00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:20,300
they had like, what's it called, the Russian president?

724
00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:24,380
Like Gorbachev and shit.

725
00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:25,700
They were like dictators.

726
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:26,900
Is it a czar?

727
00:31:26,900 --> 00:31:28,340
Is a czar a word for it?

728
00:31:28,340 --> 00:31:30,260
No, czar was beforehand, right?

729
00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:31,100
Yeah.

730
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:32,140
Is it just the president?

731
00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,060
Maybe the president, yeah.

732
00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,260
But I know.

733
00:31:36,540 --> 00:31:39,500
They're all like kind of dictators, you know?

734
00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:43,860
Let me say here, what's the Russian president called?

735
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,500
I think it's just Russian president.

736
00:31:47,660 --> 00:31:49,620
Jamie, can you look that up for me?

737
00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:51,220
Yeah, it's just the president.

738
00:31:55,220 --> 00:31:56,740
What's the Russian government called?

739
00:31:58,060 --> 00:32:00,300
Is the Duma, the state Duma.

740
00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:01,140
The Duma.

741
00:32:03,140 --> 00:32:08,140
Anyway, yeah, but like Russia can't lose

742
00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:11,980
because if they lose, they are going to,

743
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:15,140
and it's not only that they're losing this war,

744
00:32:15,140 --> 00:32:19,460
it's showing that they are all bark and no bite

745
00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:22,020
because if they lost a fucking Ukraine,

746
00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:24,820
literally anybody can fucking beat them.

747
00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:26,700
Yeah, well.

748
00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:29,100
Especially like they're bigger enemies like us or...

749
00:32:29,100 --> 00:32:30,900
We're helping Ukraine in a lot of ways.

750
00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:33,740
But like, especially if we did it ourselves

751
00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:37,700
with American troops, it would be out of control.

752
00:32:37,700 --> 00:32:40,540
We're cutting Russia off from trade

753
00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:42,780
and basically starving them.

754
00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:46,780
And then we're helping Ukraine by sending them,

755
00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:51,100
well, military supplies, but not fucking F-16s apparently.

756
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:55,460
F-16s are like $30 million a piece.

757
00:32:55,460 --> 00:32:58,940
What Russia knows if they try to fight like the United States,

758
00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:01,100
they get fucking creamed.

759
00:33:01,100 --> 00:33:02,700
They'd be fucking done.

760
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:04,020
You're done, son.

761
00:33:04,020 --> 00:33:05,100
You're done, son.

762
00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:05,940
Get out of here.

763
00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:09,660
Like the Soviet Union, who was like the United States major enemy,

764
00:33:09,660 --> 00:33:11,980
like for the last like 50 years.

765
00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:15,980
Now they just have Russia who's fighting basically with themselves

766
00:33:15,980 --> 00:33:18,700
because Ukraine was part of the Soviet Union.

767
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:25,820
And so everybody's basically abandoning Russia except China and North Korea.

768
00:33:25,820 --> 00:33:26,820
Iraq.

769
00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:28,820
Iraq.

770
00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:30,820
You think Iraq and...

771
00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:34,340
Now, well, Iraq is led by like the freedom,

772
00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:39,620
the Democratic government they set up now, right?

773
00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:42,420
Who are the China?

774
00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:43,900
Iraq.

775
00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:45,900
Iraq is...

776
00:33:45,900 --> 00:33:48,100
Like they overthrew Saddam Hussein and set up...

777
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,900
It's like a dictatorship again.

778
00:33:49,900 --> 00:33:50,900
Is it?

779
00:33:50,900 --> 00:33:51,900
Yeah.

780
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,300
Like the thing is with the Middle East,

781
00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:55,300
you're always gonna get a dictatorship.

782
00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,300
That's just kind of how things go over there.

783
00:33:57,300 --> 00:34:00,620
You think the Middle East is gonna partner up with China and Russia?

784
00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:03,220
It's gonna be World War III when it happens

785
00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:05,020
because it's going to happen.

786
00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:09,420
It's going to be the United States, England,

787
00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:16,500
Canada, Australia, Germany, Italy...

788
00:34:16,500 --> 00:34:18,020
Every European country.

789
00:34:18,020 --> 00:34:21,900
Basically the entire West included...

790
00:34:21,900 --> 00:34:26,860
The entire West, besides South America and Mexico,

791
00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:29,700
and the entire Western European...

792
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:30,700
South Korea.

793
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:32,700
South Korea, Japan, Australia...

794
00:34:32,700 --> 00:34:35,700
Fight North Korea for the Korea's back.

795
00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,700
So we're gonna have the Korean War.

796
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:42,700
And the fucking war on terror, like the Middle East war.

797
00:34:42,700 --> 00:34:45,700
It's just gonna be a combination of all the other wars

798
00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:47,700
that we've ever been in at the same time.

799
00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:49,700
But it's not, though, because people have nukes, though,

800
00:34:49,700 --> 00:34:51,700
and now they can just be like,

801
00:34:51,700 --> 00:34:55,700
oh, well, if you fight us, we're just gonna nuke you.

802
00:34:55,700 --> 00:35:00,700
But they can't do that because then we would just nuke them back, right?

803
00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:02,700
One nuke gets fucking shot.

804
00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:03,700
Everybody's dead.

805
00:35:03,700 --> 00:35:04,700
Everybody's dead.

806
00:35:04,700 --> 00:35:06,700
Everybody's dead.

807
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:07,700
Everybody.

808
00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:08,700
Everybody's dead.

809
00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:13,700
So is it better to just kill people slowly than drop a nuke?

810
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:19,700
Killing people slowly gives you the chance to, you know,

811
00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:24,700
not kill every person on the planet.

812
00:35:24,700 --> 00:35:27,700
Well, why don't they just, like, play chess or something

813
00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:28,700
instead of fighting each other?

814
00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:31,700
I really think that's gonna be like a cyber war, eventually,

815
00:35:31,700 --> 00:35:33,700
like with robots and shit.

816
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:37,700
But why don't they play wizard chess?

817
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,700
I think it's just human nature, right?

818
00:35:39,700 --> 00:35:43,700
Like, if you see someone that you're, like, arguing with

819
00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:45,700
and they're, like, trying to fight you, you know,

820
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:47,700
you're gonna fight, you're gonna fistfight them,

821
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:49,700
you're not gonna, like, play Yu-Gi-Oh.

822
00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,700
It's like Yu-Gi-Oh.

823
00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,700
Like, no.

824
00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:55,700
You just pull out a blue-eyes white dragon, like,

825
00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:57,700
they doing fucking Yu-Gi-Oh.

826
00:35:57,700 --> 00:35:59,700
Well, I got three.

827
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:03,700
I got the blue-eyes ultimate dragon with the Transfiguration card,

828
00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:07,700
making me into the blue-eyes ultimate dragon.

829
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:10,700
I'm unstoppable Yu-Gi-Oh.

830
00:36:10,700 --> 00:36:16,700
If they had a World War III with Yu-Gi-Oh, I would sign up.

831
00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:20,700
I have some cards we should play on the podcast.

832
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:23,700
It's like, I got a fucking blue-eyes white dragon here.

833
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:26,700
It's like, oh, that didn't do shit, like, for, like, 15 years.

834
00:36:26,700 --> 00:36:30,700
That was, like, 15 years ago that did anything.

835
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:35,700
But a blue-eyes ultimate dragon still is fucking crazy.

836
00:36:35,700 --> 00:36:39,700
But if you get fucking Obelisk the Tormenter fucking out there,

837
00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:43,700
and you get all, no, Exodia, if you get all the Exodia pieces together,

838
00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:45,700
you automatically win.

839
00:36:45,700 --> 00:36:47,700
That's so stupid.

840
00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:49,700
And it's banned now, by the way.

841
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:51,700
Is banned now?

842
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:53,700
All those original cards that were just ridiculous,

843
00:36:53,700 --> 00:36:56,700
like, rules are banned.

844
00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:59,700
I got the five pieces of Exodia. You're dead.

845
00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:01,700
That's it.

846
00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:05,700
Me and my friend, we play duels sometimes online,

847
00:37:05,700 --> 00:37:09,700
and we use the old card, we use the unlimited ban list,

848
00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:12,700
so we can just use any fucking card.

849
00:37:12,700 --> 00:37:15,700
And I have this, like, Exodia deck that I just win with every time.

850
00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:19,700
Yeah, you just fucking have to keep drawing cards until you get Exodia.

851
00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:23,700
I also have no defense, so I just have to, like, put down Exodia's leg

852
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:27,700
and hope that he can't attack.

853
00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:31,700
Or else you just get directly attacked and lose.

854
00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:34,700
Yugi! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

855
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:37,700
She was thinking about how fucked up that episode was with Kaiba,

856
00:37:37,700 --> 00:37:40,700
where he was like, I'm gonna kill myself, Yugi.

857
00:37:40,700 --> 00:37:44,700
Yeah, he was like, I'm gonna stand on this ledge so that if you, like,

858
00:37:44,700 --> 00:37:46,700
attack me, I'll fall off.

859
00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:48,700
And I'll die in real life.

860
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:52,700
I was, like, nine years old watching that, and I was like, what the fuck?

861
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:54,700
That's so fucked up.

862
00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:59,700
He's like, ah, Yugi, you won't murder me over a card game.

863
00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:02,700
And Yugi's like, I guess I won't.

864
00:38:02,700 --> 00:38:04,700
But he doesn't attack him, right?

865
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:07,700
He just uses, he, like, traps him in some way.

866
00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:14,700
No, because Yami Yugi was, like, telling Yugi to be like,

867
00:38:14,700 --> 00:38:16,700
I'm gonna kill him.

868
00:38:16,700 --> 00:38:19,700
No, don't do it! And like, Yugi's just like, I'm gonna kill him.

869
00:38:19,700 --> 00:38:20,700
I don't care.

870
00:38:20,700 --> 00:38:21,700
Yeah.

871
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:24,700
This is a game of life or death, kid.

872
00:38:24,700 --> 00:38:27,700
Get fucking banished in a shadow realm.

873
00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:29,700
I thought he should have just did it.

874
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:34,700
Like today, when I was playing the Hogwarts and fucking did Khrushchev on Sebastian.

875
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:35,700
That kid's a school shooter.

876
00:38:35,700 --> 00:38:37,700
Yeah, he's an asshole.

877
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:40,700
All right, we're gonna take a break. I'm gonna leave a bathroom.

878
00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,700
And Dan's gonna be here.

879
00:38:42,700 --> 00:38:44,700
Did he send you a message?

880
00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:46,700
No, he said he was leaving like 20 minutes ago.

881
00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:47,700
Maybe?

882
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:48,700
Yeah. All right.

883
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:52,700
We'll be back on Undone Pocket.

884
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,700
Fuck you!

885
00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:55,700
21.

886
00:38:55,700 --> 00:39:15,700
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.

887
00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:16,700
Y'all.

888
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:17,700
I'm so 21.

889
00:39:17,700 --> 00:39:18,700
21.

890
00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:19,700
21.

891
00:39:19,700 --> 00:39:20,700
Dan's here.

892
00:39:20,700 --> 00:39:21,700
Oh, yeah.

893
00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:22,700
You're a boy.

894
00:39:22,700 --> 00:39:23,700
You're a boy.

895
00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:28,700
So you wanted me to like play some video?

896
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:35,700
Yeah, this is a video that has been on my brain cranium for the last couple of days.

897
00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:36,700
Real fucking funny.

898
00:39:36,700 --> 00:39:42,700
You'll just have to listen to it real quick and I'll give you the explanation afterwards.

899
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:43,700
All right.

900
00:39:43,700 --> 00:39:44,700
There's a second video.

901
00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:45,700
Throw me some numbers.

902
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:47,700
Throw me some numbers.

903
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:53,700
Hello?

904
00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:55,700
It's me, Richard.

905
00:39:55,700 --> 00:39:57,700
It's one fucking third in the morning.

906
00:39:57,700 --> 00:39:59,700
You're really doing call on me.

907
00:39:59,700 --> 00:40:05,700
Sorry to do it to you, but we have a mother of a virus ripping through a major company file.

908
00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:08,700
Okay, throw me some numbers.

909
00:40:08,700 --> 00:40:12,700
Fuck.

910
00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:19,700
Okay, give me your password.

911
00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:21,700
My password?

912
00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:23,700
Out with it.

913
00:40:23,700 --> 00:40:25,700
Oral cum shot.

914
00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,700
Oral cum shot.

915
00:40:27,700 --> 00:40:30,700
Yeah, that fits.

916
00:40:30,700 --> 00:40:32,700
All right.

917
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:38,700
That's just an intro to fucking some porn from the 1980s.

918
00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:40,700
That's on YouTube.

919
00:40:40,700 --> 00:40:42,700
That was a porn?

920
00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:44,700
I thought it was just a bad movie.

921
00:40:44,700 --> 00:40:47,700
No, and then the guy with the bald head is also super funny.

922
00:40:47,700 --> 00:40:48,700
That's a really funny one.

923
00:40:48,700 --> 00:40:51,700
It's the same amount of time, like 40 seconds.

924
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:59,700
You should look at that one too and then we'll go into some other shit, but I need to share these videos.

925
00:40:59,700 --> 00:41:01,700
Oh shit, I'm sorry.

926
00:41:01,700 --> 00:41:04,700
Sorry for what?

927
00:41:04,700 --> 00:41:11,700
Yeah, I see that.

928
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:14,700
Daddy gave you good advice.

929
00:41:14,700 --> 00:41:18,700
It gets bigger when I pull on it.

930
00:41:18,700 --> 00:41:24,700
Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin.

931
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:33,700
Well, my daddy taught me a few things too, like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth.

932
00:41:33,700 --> 00:41:39,700
When you show me, I'd be right happy too.

933
00:41:39,700 --> 00:41:41,700
Oh my god.

934
00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:45,700
The intros of these fucking things in the 80s were awful.

935
00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:47,700
Oh my god.

936
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:50,700
I'm just confused about what I just heard.

937
00:41:50,700 --> 00:41:53,700
Is dad showed him?

938
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:57,700
It showed him with your mouth so you don't tear the skin on your dick.

939
00:41:57,700 --> 00:42:02,700
Also, if you're jerking off so hard that you're tearing the skin on your dick, that's insane.

940
00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:06,700
That's some Reddit poor-chan shit.

941
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:09,700
That just left me with more questions than answers.

942
00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:15,700
We were talking about World War III and the Ukrainian war.

943
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:18,700
You mean the Russian Civil War.

944
00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:21,700
That's what I said.

945
00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:27,700
That look, that hasn't got a damn thing to do with me.

946
00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:32,700
What does it have anything to do with us?

947
00:42:32,700 --> 00:42:37,700
Because if World War III starts, then you might get drafted.

948
00:42:37,700 --> 00:42:39,700
I don't know, I'm getting kind of old.

949
00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:42,700
I think we talked about this.

950
00:42:42,700 --> 00:42:46,700
I don't remember what the cutoff is.

951
00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:48,700
Test one, two.

952
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:49,700
Thirty?

953
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:50,700
Now it's thirty.

954
00:42:50,700 --> 00:42:52,700
Yeah, I think I'm good.

955
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:56,700
So this week, China, they published a thing.

956
00:42:56,700 --> 00:43:05,700
The government published a thing that they said that China had a lab that was responsible for the spread of COVID.

957
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:06,700
I was right.

958
00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:07,700
It was the start of COVID.

959
00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:12,700
I was right the whole fucking time and nobody fucking believed me.

960
00:43:12,700 --> 00:43:14,700
They fucking found out, right?

961
00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:16,700
Like they knew the whole time.

962
00:43:16,700 --> 00:43:20,700
Alex Jones was on this shit in fucking 2019.

963
00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:24,700
Fucking John Stuart said it and he fucking got canceled.

964
00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:28,700
But people were like, oh fuck you, John Stuart.

965
00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:30,700
I fucking said it too.

966
00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:32,700
I said it too.

967
00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,700
Everybody knew this.

968
00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:35,700
Like it's not news.

969
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,700
The news sucks lately.

970
00:43:37,700 --> 00:43:40,700
It's just like it's so far behind.

971
00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:42,700
That's four fucking years ago.

972
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:44,700
We all knew that.

973
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:46,700
But now it's confirmed so we can say it.

974
00:43:46,700 --> 00:43:47,700
Yeah, okay.

975
00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:50,700
Well, I mean, independent facts.

976
00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:52,700
Yeah, it's had a tech for four years.

977
00:43:52,700 --> 00:43:55,700
I mean, I said that like that as a joke at first.

978
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,700
I said it for realsies, my guy.

979
00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:59,700
And then I said it for real.

980
00:43:59,700 --> 00:44:01,700
What the fuck?

981
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:02,700
What is that?

982
00:44:02,700 --> 00:44:04,700
Oh, that's the sump pump.

983
00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:06,700
That's real scary sounding.

984
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:11,700
So did John Stuart, is it when he was on Stephen Colbert?

985
00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:12,700
Yeah.

986
00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:13,700
Oh yeah.

987
00:44:13,700 --> 00:44:18,700
I could tell Stephen Colbert was really uncomfortable because he like doesn't want to bite the hand that feeds.

988
00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:20,700
Dude, they neutered Colbert man.

989
00:44:20,700 --> 00:44:21,700
They really did.

990
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:25,700
When he was on Comedy Central, he was super fucking like funny and pushing the envelope.

991
00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:28,700
And then they found out that people were fucking rallying behind him.

992
00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:34,700
So they're like, pay him $10 billion or some shit and come over here and stop talking about shit.

993
00:44:34,700 --> 00:44:36,700
He's so different now.

994
00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:40,700
But like basically there's like, hey, he's getting people to fucking think.

995
00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:42,700
Get him the fuck out of there.

996
00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:43,700
Yeah.

997
00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:45,700
I remember when he first started.

998
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:47,700
Dude, it was so funny on the Colbert Report.

999
00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:48,700
Dude, that shit was awesome.

1000
00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:50,700
I love the Colbert Report.

1001
00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:58,700
Me and my dad, me and my dad would watch the Daily Show with John Stuart every day and then the Colbert Report every single day.

1002
00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:00,700
Like that was like, so that me and him did it every day.

1003
00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:01,700
And it was awesome.

1004
00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:03,700
Yeah, John Stuart made him.

1005
00:45:03,700 --> 00:45:04,700
Yeah.

1006
00:45:04,700 --> 00:45:11,700
And did you know that fucking Colbert went to Night Moves to do an interview with the guy who owned Night Moves?

1007
00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:12,700
In Night Moves.

1008
00:45:12,700 --> 00:45:13,700
Yeah, that's a real thing.

1009
00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:14,700
Really?

1010
00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:15,700
Yeah.

1011
00:45:15,700 --> 00:45:16,700
No shit.

1012
00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:17,700
Yeah, he did an interview with the dude from Night Moves.

1013
00:45:17,700 --> 00:45:18,700
It was real funny.

1014
00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:20,700
I have to lick that up.

1015
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:22,700
I love that place.

1016
00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:24,700
I didn't know you do it.

1017
00:45:24,700 --> 00:45:26,700
My friend's mom works there.

1018
00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:27,700
Right now?

1019
00:45:27,700 --> 00:45:28,700
Yeah.

1020
00:45:28,700 --> 00:45:30,700
Let's sneak out.

1021
00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:34,700
Here we go.

1022
00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:39,700
Night Moves is a strip club, by the way.

1023
00:45:39,700 --> 00:45:43,700
So I've already like a little political debate.

1024
00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:44,700
Again?

1025
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:45,700
Again, yeah.

1026
00:45:45,700 --> 00:45:48,700
Well, a little political compass test.

1027
00:45:48,700 --> 00:45:51,700
Oh, no, another one.

1028
00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:55,700
Hey, I thought it was a good debate.

1029
00:45:55,700 --> 00:45:57,700
Too bad Ellie Mack's not here.

1030
00:45:57,700 --> 00:45:58,700
Somebody call him.

1031
00:45:58,700 --> 00:45:59,700
No, he's not going to answer.

1032
00:45:59,700 --> 00:46:01,700
He didn't answer before.

1033
00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:05,700
Working on a Night Moves.

1034
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:08,700
It's a regular stop after some hard shifts.

1035
00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:11,700
I mean, you got to play this.

1036
00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:13,700
What a wash.

1037
00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:21,700
Anyway, so we got some like topics here for questions here for debate.

1038
00:46:21,700 --> 00:46:27,700
So you can you can you can agree strongly agree disagree or strongly disagree.

1039
00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:29,700
Didn't we already do this?

1040
00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:30,700
How did we do this one?

1041
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,700
Maybe this is not the one here.

1042
00:46:32,700 --> 00:46:35,700
Here I got a different one.

1043
00:46:35,700 --> 00:46:37,700
So yes, no or maybe.

1044
00:46:37,700 --> 00:46:38,700
Okay.

1045
00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:45,700
Should the government increase spending on public transportation?

1046
00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:47,700
They already pay so much for it.

1047
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:48,700
Wait, what was the question?

1048
00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:52,700
Should the government increase spending on public transportation?

1049
00:46:52,700 --> 00:46:56,700
I think that they should revamp the subway system and shit.

1050
00:46:56,700 --> 00:46:57,700
Yeah, man.

1051
00:46:57,700 --> 00:47:00,700
I mean, have you been to a New York City subway in the last 10 years?

1052
00:47:00,700 --> 00:47:01,700
It's fucking last year.

1053
00:47:01,700 --> 00:47:02,700
It's awful.

1054
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:03,700
It's awful.

1055
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:07,700
It's straight up like you'll get mugged and then thrown on the tracks.

1056
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,700
I have like a panic attack.

1057
00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:11,700
I know I was so crowded.

1058
00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:13,700
I do love the smell of the subway.

1059
00:47:13,700 --> 00:47:14,700
It's like piss.

1060
00:47:14,700 --> 00:47:15,700
Yes.

1061
00:47:15,700 --> 00:47:17,700
No, no, no, no, you know, I'm smelling something different.

1062
00:47:17,700 --> 00:47:18,700
I know what you mean.

1063
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:23,700
Most of New York City smells like sewage and piss, but it's like I don't know.

1064
00:47:23,700 --> 00:47:27,700
It's this like electronic, like greasy oily mechanical by the tracks.

1065
00:47:27,700 --> 00:47:29,700
Maybe well, look at Japan though.

1066
00:47:29,700 --> 00:47:33,700
They have like these hundred forty mile per hour trains that get people in some

1067
00:47:33,700 --> 00:47:35,700
places in two seconds.

1068
00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:37,700
I stole the words out of my mouth.

1069
00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:40,700
I was going to say like Japan literally has maglev trains.

1070
00:47:40,700 --> 00:47:43,700
They do 300 miles an hour and we're living in the stone ages.

1071
00:47:43,700 --> 00:47:45,700
These trains are from like the 1930s.

1072
00:47:45,700 --> 00:47:50,700
So by the way, this is a political party quiz, a twenty twenty three political

1073
00:47:50,700 --> 00:47:51,700
quiz.

1074
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:53,700
So should the government increase spending?

1075
00:47:53,700 --> 00:47:55,700
Yes, I say yes.

1076
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:56,700
Yeah, I agree.

1077
00:47:56,700 --> 00:47:57,700
It sucks.

1078
00:47:57,700 --> 00:48:00,700
But then I mean, look at like the big dig.

1079
00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:03,700
It's like, well, actually that didn't have anything to do with public

1080
00:48:03,700 --> 00:48:06,700
transportation. That was sewers, I thought.

1081
00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:07,700
No, no, no.

1082
00:48:07,700 --> 00:48:11,700
The big dig was that tunnel, that massive tunnel that took ten years.

1083
00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:12,700
Oh, in New York.

1084
00:48:12,700 --> 00:48:13,700
It's like a billion dollars.

1085
00:48:13,700 --> 00:48:14,700
Oh, Boston, Boston.

1086
00:48:14,700 --> 00:48:17,700
No, I thought there was a big dig in New York, too.

1087
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:19,700
The big dig was Boston.

1088
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:23,700
But I'm sure there's been some big digs.

1089
00:48:23,700 --> 00:48:24,700
All right.

1090
00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:25,700
Next question.

1091
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:31,700
Should homeless people, individuals that have refused available shelter or housing be

1092
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:34,700
able to sleep or in camp on public property?

1093
00:48:34,700 --> 00:48:39,700
No, no, no, no.

1094
00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:43,700
Where else would they sleep?

1095
00:48:43,700 --> 00:48:44,700
Be dead.

1096
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:47,700
I don't know.

1097
00:48:47,700 --> 00:48:51,700
Are they in a hospital like some people?

1098
00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:52,700
I know.

1099
00:48:52,700 --> 00:48:57,700
Yeah, like some people, you know, yeah.

1100
00:48:57,700 --> 00:48:58,700
No.

1101
00:48:58,700 --> 00:49:01,700
We'll talk about that on.

1102
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:11,700
Yeah, I'm going to say, man, if they're not hurting anybody, I think that they should

1103
00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:17,700
be allowed to sleep in public parks, not on other other property, public property.

1104
00:49:17,700 --> 00:49:18,700
Yeah, no problem.

1105
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:21,700
Do you like the homeless like spikes?

1106
00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,700
It's a great idea.

1107
00:49:23,700 --> 00:49:24,700
I think it's cool.

1108
00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:25,700
It's a genius.

1109
00:49:25,700 --> 00:49:27,700
It kind of looks hardcore, too.

1110
00:49:27,700 --> 00:49:32,700
Like what skateboarders and homeless people hate the most.

1111
00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:37,700
They're not that different after all.

1112
00:49:37,700 --> 00:49:39,700
I'll say yes.

1113
00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:44,700
What do you say?

1114
00:49:44,700 --> 00:49:47,700
No, I say, yeah, they should be allowed to.

1115
00:49:47,700 --> 00:49:48,700
No.

1116
00:49:48,700 --> 00:49:49,700
All right.

1117
00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:52,700
Well, yes, son.

1118
00:49:52,700 --> 00:49:59,700
Medical boards penalize doctors who give health advice that contradicts contemporary scientific

1119
00:49:59,700 --> 00:50:00,700
no way.

1120
00:50:00,700 --> 00:50:04,700
Not at all because look at the guy who invented handwashing.

1121
00:50:04,700 --> 00:50:05,700
Right?

1122
00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:07,700
Have you heard of him?

1123
00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:09,700
He's a neurotic psychopath, though.

1124
00:50:09,700 --> 00:50:13,700
Well, so the guy who invented handwashing was like back in the 1700s.

1125
00:50:13,700 --> 00:50:15,700
Was a neurotic psycho.

1126
00:50:15,700 --> 00:50:16,700
Well, he became one.

1127
00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:22,700
But he realized that if you went from the morgue to the delivery room and deliver the baby,

1128
00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:24,700
the baby had a high likelihood of dying.

1129
00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:25,700
Really?

1130
00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:26,700
They didn't understand germs at all.

1131
00:50:26,700 --> 00:50:27,700
No.

1132
00:50:27,700 --> 00:50:28,700
Right.

1133
00:50:28,700 --> 00:50:31,700
So he just told these doctors like, hey, dip your hands if you go from the morgue, right?

1134
00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:35,700
And you're going to the delivery room and in between treating patients, just dip your

1135
00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,700
hands in this bucket of water, right?

1136
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:39,700
And clean them off and then do it.

1137
00:50:39,700 --> 00:50:44,700
And then they noticed that the death rate of newborns went way down.

1138
00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:47,700
They're like, oh, it's not curses.

1139
00:50:47,700 --> 00:50:48,700
Right.

1140
00:50:48,700 --> 00:50:51,700
And then they were just like, this is heresy and they threw him in a psych ward.

1141
00:50:51,700 --> 00:50:52,700
That's amazing.

1142
00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:54,700
Where he like got an infection and died.

1143
00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:55,700
Yeah.

1144
00:50:55,700 --> 00:50:56,700
That's awesome.

1145
00:50:56,700 --> 00:50:57,700
Yeah.

1146
00:50:57,700 --> 00:51:00,700
But that's that's that's medicine in a nutshell.

1147
00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:01,700
Like how it operates.

1148
00:51:01,700 --> 00:51:04,700
That's how you get new things, right?

1149
00:51:04,700 --> 00:51:06,700
Like the new best thing.

1150
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:10,700
Like you never have anything better if like you always follow the same rules.

1151
00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:11,700
Right.

1152
00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:14,700
So the confederates found sanitary surgery.

1153
00:51:14,700 --> 00:51:15,700
Oh, right?

1154
00:51:15,700 --> 00:51:16,700
Yeah.

1155
00:51:16,700 --> 00:51:17,700
I'll say no.

1156
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:25,700
No, because the confederates found the surgery like that because they ran out of like twine

1157
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:28,700
and shit because the North took all the twine and shit.

1158
00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:29,700
So they couldn't use that.

1159
00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:34,700
So they had to boil horsehair and they found that the things that they boiled and like

1160
00:51:34,700 --> 00:51:38,700
and used the wounds would be less infected.

1161
00:51:38,700 --> 00:51:42,700
Like I feel like they should have figured that out way sooner than the Civil War.

1162
00:51:42,700 --> 00:51:46,700
No, but it took for the Civil War to find out that.

1163
00:51:46,700 --> 00:51:51,700
Hey, boiling your equipment nullifies infection a little bit.

1164
00:51:51,700 --> 00:51:52,700
Wow.

1165
00:51:52,700 --> 00:51:53,700
Yeah.

1166
00:51:53,700 --> 00:51:54,700
That's nuts.

1167
00:51:54,700 --> 00:52:03,700
Um, but yeah, I back to the, um, the medicine thing, they say medicine advances one in

1168
00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:05,700
war, one death at a time, right?

1169
00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:10,700
Cause like these old people hang on to these like these ideas, right?

1170
00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:11,700
And they don't want to let them go.

1171
00:52:11,700 --> 00:52:17,580
These like old doctors and they want to hang on to their, the way they've always done things.

1172
00:52:17,580 --> 00:52:20,700
And then they die and then the new ideas take their place.

1173
00:52:20,700 --> 00:52:25,340
And you know, maybe, maybe that's the reason we do die because if we just stuck around

1174
00:52:25,340 --> 00:52:27,100
forever, nothing would ever advance.

1175
00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:28,100
What's the time period?

1176
00:52:28,100 --> 00:52:34,700
What are, what is the, what is the biggest time period of medical advancement?

1177
00:52:34,700 --> 00:52:36,500
Probably like the 1900s.

1178
00:52:36,500 --> 00:52:38,180
It probably was during some war.

1179
00:52:38,180 --> 00:52:39,180
World wars.

1180
00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:42,020
All wars cause medical advancement.

1181
00:52:42,020 --> 00:52:43,020
Every single one.

1182
00:52:43,020 --> 00:52:44,020
Yeah.

1183
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:47,620
We, we, we advanced so far in medicine during wartime.

1184
00:52:47,620 --> 00:52:48,620
It's like staggering.

1185
00:52:48,620 --> 00:52:49,620
Yeah, I guess.

1186
00:52:49,620 --> 00:52:50,620
Yeah.

1187
00:52:50,620 --> 00:52:55,260
There's, there are, the sad thing is, is there's a lot of benefits to war.

1188
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:56,260
Technology advances.

1189
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:58,260
War never changed.

1190
00:52:58,260 --> 00:52:59,260
Yeah.

1191
00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:02,940
Um, medicine advances, everything advances.

1192
00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:05,340
People make a lot of money, you know?

1193
00:53:05,340 --> 00:53:06,340
Yeah.

1194
00:53:06,340 --> 00:53:08,780
So we're voting no.

1195
00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:13,460
Should the government require employees of large businesses to be vaccinated from COVID?

1196
00:53:13,460 --> 00:53:14,460
No.

1197
00:53:14,460 --> 00:53:15,460
This should the government?

1198
00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:16,460
Yeah.

1199
00:53:16,460 --> 00:53:18,940
The government has no place to sell in businesses.

1200
00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:19,940
What to do?

1201
00:53:19,940 --> 00:53:20,940
Yeah.

1202
00:53:20,940 --> 00:53:21,940
Fuck them.

1203
00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:22,940
Yeah.

1204
00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:23,940
Take, take the tax money and get out of here.

1205
00:53:23,940 --> 00:53:24,940
It's none of your business.

1206
00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:25,940
Jerk me the fuck off.

1207
00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:26,940
I'm going to say yes.

1208
00:53:26,940 --> 00:53:27,940
Well, let's not take it that far.

1209
00:53:27,940 --> 00:53:33,500
I'm going to say yes, because that's how you prevent spreading public disease.

1210
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:35,420
Shut the fuck up, Casey.

1211
00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:36,420
You're outnumbered here.

1212
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:37,420
Vote no.

1213
00:53:37,420 --> 00:53:38,420
Fuck you.

1214
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:39,420
Fuck you.

1215
00:53:39,420 --> 00:53:46,940
Do you support the patient protection, affordable care act of arm care?

1216
00:53:46,940 --> 00:53:47,940
No.

1217
00:53:47,940 --> 00:53:48,940
Fuck no.

1218
00:53:48,940 --> 00:53:50,940
We both just immediately said no.

1219
00:53:50,940 --> 00:53:51,940
Fuck no.

1220
00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:53,940
We're the fucking alley back.

1221
00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:58,460
All right, so here's my thing on this whole argument.

1222
00:53:58,460 --> 00:54:03,300
I know we talked about it before, but it's like say we were all going to, we came up

1223
00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:04,300
with this plan.

1224
00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:07,060
I'm going to take a piss just ran for a couple minutes.

1225
00:54:07,060 --> 00:54:10,420
We were all going to take care of each other's cars, right?

1226
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:15,780
Instead of me being like, hey man, I got this massive fucking bill for my transmission.

1227
00:54:15,780 --> 00:54:16,780
Fuck that.

1228
00:54:16,780 --> 00:54:18,580
Why don't we all chip in, right?

1229
00:54:18,580 --> 00:54:19,580
To a pot.

1230
00:54:19,580 --> 00:54:24,300
And then when we have car repairs, then we'll just take it out of the pot and people will

1231
00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:29,300
be like, yeah, that's a really good idea and just beat the shit out of their cars.

1232
00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:32,700
Like what do I care if it breaks?

1233
00:54:32,700 --> 00:54:34,300
You know what I mean?

1234
00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:35,860
Because it's going to, somebody else is paying for it.

1235
00:54:35,860 --> 00:54:42,020
I think you care a little more about your health than a car because if your health suffers,

1236
00:54:42,020 --> 00:54:44,020
you're in pain, right?

1237
00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:45,820
I wouldn't be so sure.

1238
00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:47,380
People really don't care.

1239
00:54:47,380 --> 00:54:52,660
And that's the thing, like, so for the last like five years, I've been really into health,

1240
00:54:52,660 --> 00:54:53,660
right?

1241
00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:55,300
And just like learning as much as I can about it.

1242
00:54:55,300 --> 00:54:58,140
And like literally, I probably listened to three hours of videos today.

1243
00:54:58,140 --> 00:55:05,500
I'm like adequate protein levels and like vegan diets versus like, you know, other diets

1244
00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,740
where they include me and like, which one's better?

1245
00:55:07,740 --> 00:55:08,740
What's the proof?

1246
00:55:08,740 --> 00:55:10,420
What are the chances of cancer on certain ones?

1247
00:55:10,420 --> 00:55:15,220
I'm just really interested in that stuff because I want to know other people just aren't

1248
00:55:15,220 --> 00:55:18,340
like, people don't give a fuck, right?

1249
00:55:18,340 --> 00:55:23,740
So like, I always walk a couple of miles a day, if not like walking that I run or I

1250
00:55:23,740 --> 00:55:24,740
jump rope.

1251
00:55:24,740 --> 00:55:25,740
Yeah.

1252
00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:30,620
But my neighbors always see me and my one neighbor was outside chopping wood or something.

1253
00:55:30,620 --> 00:55:36,220
And he's like, oh, we see, oh, we see a walk in here.

1254
00:55:36,220 --> 00:55:40,140
What do you got some sort of health condition or something?

1255
00:55:40,140 --> 00:55:45,700
And it's like, no, dude, I don't want to have a health condition.

1256
00:55:45,700 --> 00:55:47,820
That's why I walk.

1257
00:55:47,820 --> 00:55:49,700
I never see anybody else walking.

1258
00:55:49,700 --> 00:55:52,140
It's like a beautiful place to walk.

1259
00:55:52,140 --> 00:55:58,500
And people just, whoa, people, people just don't care, you know, about their health.

1260
00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:00,500
So yeah.

1261
00:56:00,500 --> 00:56:03,140
Back by popular request.

1262
00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:04,140
Yes.

1263
00:56:04,140 --> 00:56:08,300
We were talking about the, uh, the Obamacare thing.

1264
00:56:08,300 --> 00:56:09,300
Fuck Obamacare.

1265
00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:10,660
Fuck you.

1266
00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:12,660
So people aren't going to take care of their health.

1267
00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:13,660
People don't care.

1268
00:56:13,660 --> 00:56:16,540
People, people want to take a pill, right?

1269
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:17,540
To fix their problem.

1270
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:18,540
Like high blood pressure.

1271
00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:21,220
Easiest fucking thing in the world to fix.

1272
00:56:21,220 --> 00:56:22,460
Take out sodium.

1273
00:56:22,460 --> 00:56:23,460
Stop doing.

1274
00:56:23,460 --> 00:56:24,460
There's not even, not even that.

1275
00:56:24,460 --> 00:56:25,460
That.

1276
00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:27,820
So if you take out sodium, all right, not to get off on this, right?

1277
00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:29,820
Because I can go off on some real time.

1278
00:56:29,820 --> 00:56:31,780
I know case you want to move on.

1279
00:56:31,780 --> 00:56:33,380
Oh no, go ahead.

1280
00:56:33,380 --> 00:56:34,380
All right.

1281
00:56:34,380 --> 00:56:36,620
So if you cut sodium out of your diet, right?

1282
00:56:36,620 --> 00:56:40,420
When you get down to the levels that they say, right, like 1200 milligrams a day changes

1283
00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:44,340
your systolic blood pressure by one, uh, millimeter of mercury.

1284
00:56:44,340 --> 00:56:45,340
Yeah.

1285
00:56:45,340 --> 00:56:46,340
That's it.

1286
00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:49,860
So sodium doesn't really have much effect on it.

1287
00:56:49,860 --> 00:56:55,940
The problem is, is that there's about everybody, everybody who's studied any anatomy and physiology

1288
00:56:55,940 --> 00:56:58,740
knows there's a balance between sodium and potassium.

1289
00:56:58,740 --> 00:56:59,740
Yeah.

1290
00:56:59,740 --> 00:57:00,740
Right.

1291
00:57:00,740 --> 00:57:05,740
So the daily requirement for potassium is 3700 to 5000 milligrams a day.

1292
00:57:05,740 --> 00:57:06,740
Okay.

1293
00:57:06,740 --> 00:57:08,660
Most people get 1200 milligrams.

1294
00:57:08,660 --> 00:57:11,180
So the problem isn't that you have too much sodium.

1295
00:57:11,180 --> 00:57:14,420
It's that you don't have enough potassium because that would require people to eat things

1296
00:57:14,420 --> 00:57:20,180
like fruit and vegetables and whole foods and people just want to eat cheezus.

1297
00:57:20,180 --> 00:57:21,940
So that's just not going to happen.

1298
00:57:21,940 --> 00:57:27,740
You're never, you're never, even if you try and get enough potassium, it's just, it's

1299
00:57:27,740 --> 00:57:28,740
likely not going to happen.

1300
00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:29,740
Yeah.

1301
00:57:29,740 --> 00:57:34,380
A lot of people I see come in, um, just normal people in the hospital, other than myself,

1302
00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:35,940
they have low potassium.

1303
00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:36,940
Yeah.

1304
00:57:36,940 --> 00:57:38,940
It's, I mean, it's just nobody gets enough.

1305
00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:39,940
Even if you go out of your way.

1306
00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:42,740
See, all right, I'll keep this short.

1307
00:57:42,740 --> 00:57:43,740
I'll cut it off here.

1308
00:57:43,740 --> 00:57:44,740
This is the last thing.

1309
00:57:44,740 --> 00:57:49,740
If you're a Viking back in the day and you're eating 8000 calories a day, you had a heavy,

1310
00:57:49,740 --> 00:57:50,740
heavy workload.

1311
00:57:50,740 --> 00:57:51,740
You were building buildings all day.

1312
00:57:51,740 --> 00:57:55,460
Dude, that's what that's how like drain the water, Dwayne the what?

1313
00:57:55,460 --> 00:57:56,460
Dwayne the what?

1314
00:57:56,460 --> 00:57:59,260
Dwayne, Dwayne the rock.

1315
00:57:59,260 --> 00:58:01,300
Johnson does his shit.

1316
00:58:01,300 --> 00:58:03,540
He eats like fucking 8000 calories a day.

1317
00:58:03,540 --> 00:58:04,900
That's why he's so fucking huge.

1318
00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:05,900
Yeah.

1319
00:58:05,900 --> 00:58:06,900
People and people used to do that.

1320
00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:09,220
They used to eat 8000 calories a day.

1321
00:58:09,220 --> 00:58:14,140
Now the amount of potassium you would get eating that much food because you're under

1322
00:58:14,140 --> 00:58:19,260
a constant workload and you could support those calories, you could get like probably

1323
00:58:19,260 --> 00:58:21,900
seven, seven grams of potassium a day.

1324
00:58:21,900 --> 00:58:22,900
Yeah.

1325
00:58:22,900 --> 00:58:23,980
Now nobody works enough.

1326
00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:29,100
Even if you work out, it's just you really, it's so hard to get enough potassium.

1327
00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:30,780
That's what causes high blood pressure.

1328
00:58:30,780 --> 00:58:32,940
It's lack of exercise and low potassium.

1329
00:58:32,940 --> 00:58:33,940
I'll keep that in mind.

1330
00:58:33,940 --> 00:58:34,940
Yeah.

1331
00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:36,140
I was trying to get some potassium.

1332
00:58:36,140 --> 00:58:37,340
Eat some fucking bananas.

1333
00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:43,940
Well, bananas, potatoes, like it's just really hard to, really hard to get.

1334
00:58:43,940 --> 00:58:48,380
My grandma, my grandma was always when I was a kid, she was like, if you don't want to get

1335
00:58:48,380 --> 00:58:49,540
sick, eat a lot of bananas.

1336
00:58:49,540 --> 00:58:51,460
Can you take potassium supplements?

1337
00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:52,460
Yeah.

1338
00:58:52,460 --> 00:58:53,460
You can.

1339
00:58:53,460 --> 00:58:54,980
Don't you need a prescription?

1340
00:58:54,980 --> 00:58:55,980
No.

1341
00:58:55,980 --> 00:59:01,180
So, so it's limited by the federal government to 99 milligrams per tablet.

1342
00:59:01,180 --> 00:59:04,340
So like I was saying, you need five grams of dye.

1343
00:59:04,340 --> 00:59:10,780
So you'd have to take 50, 99 milligram tablets, which isn't going to happen.

1344
00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:16,460
So yeah, because if I don't know if I should say this on the podcast, if you take too much

1345
00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:19,580
potassium, it's just a slow, get easy way to kill yourself.

1346
00:59:19,580 --> 00:59:20,580
It is.

1347
00:59:20,580 --> 00:59:21,580
Well, you need to mainline it.

1348
00:59:21,580 --> 00:59:22,580
Yeah.

1349
00:59:22,580 --> 00:59:23,900
If you mainline the passive, you'll die.

1350
00:59:23,900 --> 00:59:24,900
Yeah.

1351
00:59:24,900 --> 00:59:29,900
So if you also, if you mainline, okay, we shouldn't, we shouldn't talk about killing

1352
00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:31,380
yourself.

1353
00:59:31,380 --> 00:59:35,140
If you mainline an air embolus, you'll give yourself a fucking P a P.

1354
00:59:35,140 --> 00:59:36,740
No, it's not true actually.

1355
00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:41,420
Well, you know, if you do like an entire fucking syringe full of it, it would have to be a

1356
00:59:41,420 --> 00:59:42,900
whole IV line.

1357
00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:43,900
So yeah.

1358
00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:49,860
So this is, it would have to be like a hundred milliliters, right?

1359
00:59:49,860 --> 00:59:50,860
Or 30 milliliters.

1360
00:59:50,860 --> 00:59:55,540
So like a whole IV line or like a whole full syringe, right?

1361
00:59:55,540 --> 01:00:01,460
The air embolus goes into your heart and for 40 percent of people have a heart effect

1362
01:00:01,460 --> 01:00:06,060
called what's called the hole in your heart between the two ventricles.

1363
01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:08,220
Yeah, I forgot what it's called.

1364
01:00:08,220 --> 01:00:09,220
Oh man.

1365
01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:11,980
Yeah, I look at 40 percent of people have that.

1366
01:00:11,980 --> 01:00:13,460
I look at 40 percent.

1367
01:00:13,460 --> 01:00:18,020
So basically you have a 40 percent chance of dying if that happened.

1368
01:00:18,020 --> 01:00:19,020
Wow.

1369
01:00:19,020 --> 01:00:25,500
Maybe that's what the air embolus goes through the ventricle into your ventricular safety

1370
01:00:25,500 --> 01:00:26,500
because of the air.

1371
01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:27,500
Sceptical defect.

1372
01:00:27,500 --> 01:00:28,500
Air embolus.

1373
01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,500
Yeah, septal defect.

1374
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:33,900
Congenital septal defect or something like that.

1375
01:00:33,900 --> 01:00:34,900
Ventricular.

1376
01:00:34,900 --> 01:00:35,900
Yeah.

1377
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:36,900
Wow.

1378
01:00:36,900 --> 01:00:41,780
There's also a atrial septal defect, but like similar lines.

1379
01:00:41,780 --> 01:00:42,780
Yeah.

1380
01:00:42,780 --> 01:00:43,780
That's crazy.

1381
01:00:43,780 --> 01:00:50,860
Yeah, so I don't understand how it gets out though.

1382
01:00:50,860 --> 01:00:51,860
Well it doesn't.

1383
01:00:51,860 --> 01:00:58,540
Air embolus goes through the heart into the lungs and creates air embolus, so the blood

1384
01:00:58,540 --> 01:01:00,180
flow just stops.

1385
01:01:00,180 --> 01:01:06,660
So but I mean if you said only 40 percent of people would be affected by that.

1386
01:01:06,660 --> 01:01:08,740
So what about the ones who aren't affected by it?

1387
01:01:08,740 --> 01:01:09,740
What happens?

1388
01:01:09,740 --> 01:01:10,740
Nothing.

1389
01:01:10,740 --> 01:01:11,740
Nothing.

1390
01:01:11,740 --> 01:01:14,780
So it wouldn't go through to the lungs.

1391
01:01:14,780 --> 01:01:21,820
It would go through to the body and it would go through to the probably to the capillary

1392
01:01:21,820 --> 01:01:22,820
areas.

1393
01:01:22,820 --> 01:01:30,420
You could in a you could or it would be like an air embolus in your leg and so you'd get

1394
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:32,940
like a DVT.

1395
01:01:32,940 --> 01:01:38,540
You could also get a stroke from it or a PE like it's just like it's just an embolus.

1396
01:01:38,540 --> 01:01:41,260
It's basically instead of being like a solid embolus, it's an air one.

1397
01:01:41,260 --> 01:01:43,540
It wouldn't go to your lungs and kill you instantly.

1398
01:01:43,540 --> 01:01:44,540
Okay.

1399
01:01:44,540 --> 01:01:47,820
I guess what I was just wondering is like it just doesn't like just go there and stay

1400
01:01:47,820 --> 01:01:48,820
there.

1401
01:01:48,820 --> 01:01:50,540
It eventually has to dissipate somehow.

1402
01:01:50,540 --> 01:01:51,540
Yeah.

1403
01:01:51,540 --> 01:01:52,540
Yeah.

1404
01:01:52,540 --> 01:01:53,540
Right.

1405
01:01:53,540 --> 01:01:54,540
Okay.

1406
01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:55,540
Huh.

1407
01:01:55,540 --> 01:01:56,540
Yeah.

1408
01:01:56,540 --> 01:02:04,900
The thing with with potassium though is that it's like really irritating like through

1409
01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:06,460
your GI system.

1410
01:02:06,460 --> 01:02:13,500
It's not going to like it's like if you can't take it on an empty stomach and it's irritating

1411
01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:15,460
when you put it in veins.

1412
01:02:15,460 --> 01:02:16,460
Yeah.

1413
01:02:16,460 --> 01:02:17,460
Yeah.

1414
01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:18,460
Super irritating to the GI system.

1415
01:02:18,460 --> 01:02:22,220
It's really hard to supplement with unless you put it in like a lot of like oatmeal or

1416
01:02:22,220 --> 01:02:25,900
like some high carbohydrate food and it acts like insulin too.

1417
01:02:25,900 --> 01:02:26,900
That's the problem.

1418
01:02:26,900 --> 01:02:28,900
But um, where's I going?

1419
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:29,900
Oh yeah.

1420
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:30,900
Yeah.

1421
01:02:30,900 --> 01:02:34,380
So I have this powder, this potassium citrate powder.

1422
01:02:34,380 --> 01:02:39,620
So one, one teaspoon is like dude, I got the time.

1423
01:02:39,620 --> 01:02:40,620
I'm sorry.

1424
01:02:40,620 --> 01:02:44,260
I got to talk about like some time I have to talk about the time I watched and like

1425
01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:45,500
open a heart surgery.

1426
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,580
Let's, let's talk about it now.

1427
01:02:47,580 --> 01:02:48,580
No, go ahead.

1428
01:02:48,580 --> 01:02:49,580
No, I didn't have anything.

1429
01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:50,900
I was just, I didn't have anything.

1430
01:02:50,900 --> 01:02:53,300
No, I want, I want to hear what you.

1431
01:02:53,300 --> 01:02:57,740
Oh no, I was just saying that instead of those 99 milligram tablets, I have like a powder

1432
01:02:57,740 --> 01:03:00,500
where it's a gram per teaspoon.

1433
01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:04,900
So you could get up to like, you take as much as you want and like mix it in water and down

1434
01:03:04,900 --> 01:03:05,900
it.

1435
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:08,500
But anyway, yeah, let's hear about this open heart surgery.

1436
01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:10,860
Oh God, I think I'm too high right now.

1437
01:03:10,860 --> 01:03:12,860
I'll talk about it later.

1438
01:03:12,860 --> 01:03:14,860
No, no, no.

1439
01:03:14,860 --> 01:03:15,860
All right.

1440
01:03:15,860 --> 01:03:21,300
Now I just went to the to the open heart surgery for nursing school, right?

1441
01:03:21,300 --> 01:03:24,700
And it was like a seven hour surgery.

1442
01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:30,780
Like I had seven hours of clinical and they started before I got there and I left before

1443
01:03:30,780 --> 01:03:31,780
they finished.

1444
01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:33,140
So it was like an eight hour surgery.

1445
01:03:33,140 --> 01:03:34,820
Yeah, just super long surgery.

1446
01:03:34,820 --> 01:03:40,300
It was a cabbage, a corner bypass quadruple bypass.

1447
01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:44,740
So they take his, his vein from his leg and they kind of yeah.

1448
01:03:44,740 --> 01:03:46,140
So they cut him open, right?

1449
01:03:46,140 --> 01:03:54,100
The surgeon and the the PA and like the surgery PA resident cut open the vein and take the

1450
01:03:54,100 --> 01:04:02,740
vein out from his leg and so the cardiologist opens him up and this lady and she's like

1451
01:04:02,740 --> 01:04:07,780
she's like, can we put on some music and she starts playing like disco and pop music on

1452
01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:11,060
the radio and like dance into it while she's cutting open.

1453
01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:12,500
Is that what they do?

1454
01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:16,180
Yep, that's what every cardiologist, every heart surgeon does.

1455
01:04:16,180 --> 01:04:18,180
Oh my God, that's awesome.

1456
01:04:18,180 --> 01:04:20,500
Did you ever, did you ever trick somebody?

1457
01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:21,500
No, no.

1458
01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:22,500
No.

1459
01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:23,500
So I'm here, right?

1460
01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:24,500
I'm not present.

1461
01:04:24,500 --> 01:04:31,340
No, but like I've seen, I've seen like that you can actually do it as a paramedic.

1462
01:04:31,340 --> 01:04:37,780
Yeah, but I mean, it's like, it's like, you have to be like a really dire circumstance.

1463
01:04:37,780 --> 01:04:42,460
No, it's because no, I actually, one of my like recently, I saw a paramedic do it.

1464
01:04:42,460 --> 01:04:47,540
Because the dude's fucking really the dude's top lip was at his nose and his bottom lip

1465
01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:52,180
was at the bottom of his chin and his tongue was so swollen that it was at the roof of

1466
01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:53,180
his mouth.

1467
01:04:53,180 --> 01:04:58,260
So he couldn't breathe because his nose was covered by his lip.

1468
01:04:58,260 --> 01:05:01,540
And he had there was like, and we had to call medical control.

1469
01:05:01,540 --> 01:05:04,540
We're like, hey, we're going to need to trick this guy.

1470
01:05:04,540 --> 01:05:06,900
And they're like, all right, do it.

1471
01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:07,900
Crank.

1472
01:05:07,900 --> 01:05:08,900
Yeah.

1473
01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:12,420
No, no, it was a no, they we did the fucking slit and then with fucking.

1474
01:05:12,420 --> 01:05:15,140
Oh, it's brutal.

1475
01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:17,980
Literally it's one of the most brutal fucking things I've ever seen.

1476
01:05:17,980 --> 01:05:21,180
Like you have to like find, you know, you obviously have to find the.

1477
01:05:21,180 --> 01:05:22,180
Yeah, that's cool.

1478
01:05:22,180 --> 01:05:23,340
College.

1479
01:05:23,340 --> 01:05:29,540
And then he my paramedic, it's it's so you fucking take a scalpel and you slit it.

1480
01:05:29,540 --> 01:05:33,980
You slit a hole in their fucking trachea and you take a fucking meat hook, a small meat

1481
01:05:33,980 --> 01:05:39,900
hook and grab their fucking skin and pull it up and shove a tube down their fucking

1482
01:05:39,900 --> 01:05:40,900
trach.

1483
01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:42,540
I never to see that again.

1484
01:05:42,540 --> 01:05:43,540
No, but it was fucking crazy.

1485
01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:45,500
The only time you're going to ever see somebody do that.

1486
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:46,860
Yeah, it was fucking crazy.

1487
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:54,140
And I'm like, because I got talking to my partner, who we all know, the missile himself.

1488
01:05:54,140 --> 01:05:56,100
Oh yeah.

1489
01:05:56,100 --> 01:06:00,540
But we, he took that shit out and I'm like, holy shit.

1490
01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:03,980
And he just goes, yeah, most people want to be able to do that fucking real fucked up,

1491
01:06:03,980 --> 01:06:04,980
man.

1492
01:06:04,980 --> 01:06:05,980
Like, yeah.

1493
01:06:05,980 --> 01:06:13,100
So I'm watching this, watch this open heart surgery and there's like the cardiologist

1494
01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:17,220
and her assistant operating on the dude's heart, right?

1495
01:06:17,220 --> 01:06:20,860
And there's like these PAs getting the guy's vein and the nurse comes up to me.

1496
01:06:20,860 --> 01:06:22,020
She's like, you eat breakfast.

1497
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:23,700
I'm like, kind of why?

1498
01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:26,540
She's like, most people pass out at this part.

1499
01:06:26,540 --> 01:06:27,780
I'm like, no, I'm fine.

1500
01:06:27,780 --> 01:06:28,780
This is cool.

1501
01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:32,940
And so I just, I had to stand there for like seven hours, right?

1502
01:06:32,940 --> 01:06:37,100
And so there's the, what's it called?

1503
01:06:37,100 --> 01:06:39,980
The person that operates the heart lung machine.

1504
01:06:39,980 --> 01:06:42,820
Why didn't that just be a cardiologist?

1505
01:06:42,820 --> 01:06:45,020
No, the heart and lung machine.

1506
01:06:45,020 --> 01:06:46,020
Yeah.

1507
01:06:46,020 --> 01:06:48,220
The bypass machine, the heart bypass machine.

1508
01:06:48,220 --> 01:06:49,220
I thought that was the cardiologist.

1509
01:06:49,220 --> 01:06:50,220
The ECMO person, right?

1510
01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:52,820
Is that what that or your ECMO is different?

1511
01:06:52,820 --> 01:06:53,820
No, no.

1512
01:06:53,820 --> 01:06:54,820
Heart lung machine.

1513
01:06:54,820 --> 01:06:55,820
What?

1514
01:06:55,820 --> 01:07:07,180
I love how you look things up and fucking.

1515
01:07:07,180 --> 01:07:08,180
Okay.

1516
01:07:08,180 --> 01:07:09,180
Perfusionist.

1517
01:07:09,180 --> 01:07:17,780
It's like a person that sits there and like, when they cut off the circulation, they operate

1518
01:07:17,780 --> 01:07:22,460
the heart lung machine and control how much like oxygen and CO2 is like getting in the

1519
01:07:22,460 --> 01:07:23,460
blood.

1520
01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:24,460
Shit.

1521
01:07:24,460 --> 01:07:25,460
I didn't know it was a thing.

1522
01:07:25,460 --> 01:07:26,460
Are they doctors?

1523
01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:29,700
No, they're just tax.

1524
01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:33,540
No, they have like, I think they're like master's levels.

1525
01:07:33,540 --> 01:07:36,380
I think they're doctorates or master levels.

1526
01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:38,580
No master level degree in perfusionists.

1527
01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:39,580
Oh shit.

1528
01:07:39,580 --> 01:07:40,580
Yeah.

1529
01:07:40,580 --> 01:07:41,580
Never heard of that.

1530
01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:42,580
No.

1531
01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:43,580
I got to like this up.

1532
01:07:43,580 --> 01:07:44,580
See how much these people make.

1533
01:07:44,580 --> 01:07:45,580
Yeah.

1534
01:07:45,580 --> 01:07:46,580
You should look it up.

1535
01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:50,180
But so something goes wrong during the surgery, right?

1536
01:07:50,180 --> 01:07:54,700
And after they, they stop the dude's heart by injecting potassium into it.

1537
01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:55,940
Oh shit.

1538
01:07:55,940 --> 01:08:03,140
And then they put it, they like hook up the heart lung machine into the, into the arteries.

1539
01:08:03,140 --> 01:08:08,820
And so something goes wrong and his like his sat's drop or whatever.

1540
01:08:08,820 --> 01:08:12,860
And they like calling in a new cardiologist and like, I didn't really understand it at

1541
01:08:12,860 --> 01:08:19,060
the time, but they were like yelling at each other at the perfusionists about something.

1542
01:08:19,060 --> 01:08:26,700
And so they finally, they finally get him, his bypass done, right?

1543
01:08:26,700 --> 01:08:31,300
And they close them up and the nurses like, yeah, they got to shake the air out now.

1544
01:08:31,300 --> 01:08:36,460
And she fucking grabs this dude by the fucking ribs and she fucking shakes him on the fucking

1545
01:08:36,460 --> 01:08:37,460
table.

1546
01:08:37,460 --> 01:08:38,460
She was in.

1547
01:08:38,460 --> 01:08:42,940
No, they fucking shake him to get all the fucking air out.

1548
01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:45,460
So, so he doesn't have air embolism.

1549
01:08:45,460 --> 01:08:47,780
So like they shake like his corpse body.

1550
01:08:47,780 --> 01:08:52,220
Yeah, they grab his ribs and they just, she just fucking shakes them on the table.

1551
01:08:52,220 --> 01:08:54,900
That's fucking hardcore man.

1552
01:08:54,900 --> 01:08:55,900
Really?

1553
01:08:55,900 --> 01:08:57,900
That's, that's the technicals it gets.

1554
01:08:57,900 --> 01:08:59,900
Yeah, that's what they do.

1555
01:08:59,900 --> 01:09:03,100
It was like, it was like at least like three to five minutes of it.

1556
01:09:03,100 --> 01:09:08,340
They just fucking grabbed this guy's rib cage and just go, for three minutes.

1557
01:09:08,340 --> 01:09:15,300
So I'm just like, after the profusionists hooked it, hooked the thing up or disconnected.

1558
01:09:15,300 --> 01:09:17,900
So it was after they completed the bypass.

1559
01:09:17,900 --> 01:09:22,220
So after they disconnected everything and they were going to go, go to close them up.

1560
01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:25,500
They just shake his body with a rib cage.

1561
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:26,500
So I don't understand.

1562
01:09:26,500 --> 01:09:29,340
Is it like a special like hook that you use to the rib cage or do you just literally

1563
01:09:29,340 --> 01:09:30,420
grab his rib?

1564
01:09:30,420 --> 01:09:35,780
So they put them in like Trinnell Berg like, yeah, his head down.

1565
01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:40,340
And then they're like, we have to get the air out from his system so that he doesn't

1566
01:09:40,340 --> 01:09:41,340
have an air embolism.

1567
01:09:41,340 --> 01:09:42,340
Right.

1568
01:09:42,340 --> 01:09:45,420
That's fucking wild, man.

1569
01:09:45,420 --> 01:09:46,420
I wish I could.

1570
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:48,300
I left as they were closing them up.

1571
01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:49,500
Yeah, it's cool.

1572
01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:50,500
You what?

1573
01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:51,500
Is there a closing?

1574
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,500
No, I left.

1575
01:09:52,500 --> 01:09:53,500
I said you laughed.

1576
01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:56,500
I left after they were closed.

1577
01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:58,500
That was pretty funny.

1578
01:09:58,500 --> 01:10:00,500
You get out of here.

1579
01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:02,060
That's pretty cool though.

1580
01:10:02,060 --> 01:10:03,820
Yeah, that's awesome.

1581
01:10:03,820 --> 01:10:11,340
Man, speaking of like people getting angry, I remember during my clinical time this,

1582
01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:15,020
at the cath lab, this guy coated on the table.

1583
01:10:15,020 --> 01:10:16,020
Oh, yeah.

1584
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:18,660
I mean, that's where you expect that to happen.

1585
01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:20,820
But you're like, oh, these are doctors and they're used to it.

1586
01:10:20,820 --> 01:10:22,260
Like that's some big deal.

1587
01:10:22,260 --> 01:10:23,820
This doctor was pissed.

1588
01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:25,460
I don't know.

1589
01:10:25,460 --> 01:10:28,580
Tell this day what he was yelling for.

1590
01:10:28,580 --> 01:10:35,620
Like if he was yelling for like jewels, he meant, or if he meant like a dose of a medication,

1591
01:10:35,620 --> 01:10:39,620
but he started yelling 300 ampoules, 300 ampoules.

1592
01:10:39,620 --> 01:10:42,580
And I'm like 300 ampoules.

1593
01:10:42,580 --> 01:10:46,140
Isn't that like a measurement for a medicaid like ampoules?

1594
01:10:46,140 --> 01:10:50,020
What is what is I thought the ampoules were like the things that you like broke open.

1595
01:10:50,020 --> 01:10:51,020
Yeah.

1596
01:10:51,020 --> 01:10:52,020
Right.

1597
01:10:52,020 --> 01:10:55,820
So I don't know if he's talking about jewels or if he's talking about what do you get 300

1598
01:10:55,820 --> 01:10:58,060
of like maybe amiodarone or something.

1599
01:10:58,060 --> 01:11:00,340
I think he meant 300 amps.

1600
01:11:00,340 --> 01:11:02,980
Oh, I mean electricity.

1601
01:11:02,980 --> 01:11:03,980
Yeah.

1602
01:11:03,980 --> 01:11:04,980
Okay.

1603
01:11:04,980 --> 01:11:05,980
But it's jewels though.

1604
01:11:05,980 --> 01:11:06,980
So it would be jewels.

1605
01:11:06,980 --> 01:11:09,700
So the amps are a measure of.

1606
01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:10,700
Yeah.

1607
01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:13,220
Do doctors use different things than we do?

1608
01:11:13,220 --> 01:11:15,540
Maybe the machine has a different setting.

1609
01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:17,820
Yeah, because we use jewels.

1610
01:11:17,820 --> 01:11:18,820
Yeah.

1611
01:11:18,820 --> 01:11:19,820
Yeah.

1612
01:11:19,820 --> 01:11:20,820
Or volts.

1613
01:11:20,820 --> 01:11:28,300
Some I have seen some like like life packing shit or Zols that have volts.

1614
01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:29,300
Yeah.

1615
01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:30,300
Or what?

1616
01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:31,300
What?

1617
01:11:31,300 --> 01:11:32,300
Whatage to.

1618
01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:34,300
Oh, maybe that's old.

1619
01:11:34,300 --> 01:11:36,820
Oh, amps is a measure of current.

1620
01:11:36,820 --> 01:11:37,820
Okay.

1621
01:11:37,820 --> 01:11:41,940
So he was it must it must have had a setting on the.

1622
01:11:41,940 --> 01:11:43,140
But like you're saying ampoules.

1623
01:11:43,140 --> 01:11:44,140
There's more.

1624
01:11:44,140 --> 01:11:45,140
Yeah.

1625
01:11:45,140 --> 01:11:48,540
He said that wrong.

1626
01:11:48,540 --> 01:11:49,540
He meant amps.

1627
01:11:49,540 --> 01:11:50,540
What a retard.

1628
01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:51,540
Maybe.

1629
01:11:51,540 --> 01:11:52,540
I mean, I'm guessing.

1630
01:11:52,540 --> 01:11:53,540
I don't know.

1631
01:11:53,540 --> 01:11:54,540
I don't know.

1632
01:11:54,540 --> 01:11:56,820
But he was past dude.

1633
01:11:56,820 --> 01:11:58,660
He was not happy.

1634
01:11:58,660 --> 01:12:03,060
And then there's this like this other guy that was like sitting behind.

1635
01:12:03,060 --> 01:12:05,060
There's like a glass.

1636
01:12:05,060 --> 01:12:06,900
You know, a window you sit behind.

1637
01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:07,900
Yeah.

1638
01:12:07,900 --> 01:12:08,900
Right with a microphone.

1639
01:12:08,900 --> 01:12:12,660
And he's like there's a little button you push to the microphone and they had the new

1640
01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:15,220
like resident in the room.

1641
01:12:15,220 --> 01:12:17,260
You know, when they're doing the fluoroscopy.

1642
01:12:17,260 --> 01:12:18,260
Yeah.

1643
01:12:18,260 --> 01:12:20,300
Like the live X-rays.

1644
01:12:20,300 --> 01:12:22,100
They have like all this lead on.

1645
01:12:22,100 --> 01:12:23,100
Right.

1646
01:12:23,100 --> 01:12:24,700
You've seen I'm sure you've seen them do that.

1647
01:12:24,700 --> 01:12:25,700
Yeah.

1648
01:12:25,700 --> 01:12:30,180
Clinical and this this guy is just like being all calm, cool and collected.

1649
01:12:30,180 --> 01:12:31,180
Right.

1650
01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:33,380
And the doctors like up into the right.

1651
01:12:33,380 --> 01:12:34,380
Right.

1652
01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:36,980
And he's like watching him and he's like watching him on the big screen.

1653
01:12:36,980 --> 01:12:40,700
You know, he can see where the thing is that he's trying to get into the vessel and he's

1654
01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:42,740
like up into the right.

1655
01:12:42,740 --> 01:12:48,620
He sits back and then finally he's like up into the right and he grabs the microphone

1656
01:12:48,620 --> 01:12:49,620
and throws it.

1657
01:12:49,620 --> 01:12:58,820
And then my adjunct is like, yeah, he goes, that guy is angry, but he's the best in the

1658
01:12:58,820 --> 01:12:59,820
business.

1659
01:12:59,820 --> 01:13:01,060
So he deserved to be like he can be.

1660
01:13:01,060 --> 01:13:02,060
I'm like, dude, I've.

1661
01:13:02,060 --> 01:13:10,140
I and the guy doing it was just like not even like just tuning them out up into the right.

1662
01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:12,460
All right.

1663
01:13:12,460 --> 01:13:13,460
We're going to move on.

1664
01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:15,740
Sorry to tell the war story.

1665
01:13:15,740 --> 01:13:17,980
No, that was great.

1666
01:13:17,980 --> 01:13:19,980
National security issues.

1667
01:13:19,980 --> 01:13:22,620
Got a fucking wand.

1668
01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:28,540
Should the president be able to authorize military force against al-Qaeda without congressional

1669
01:13:28,540 --> 01:13:29,540
approval?

1670
01:13:29,540 --> 01:13:31,300
I thought they did that already.

1671
01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:36,660
They did, but they shouldn't be able to because technically, if you're being a constitutionalist

1672
01:13:36,660 --> 01:13:41,660
absolutist, Congress is the only people that can actually declare war because it has to

1673
01:13:41,660 --> 01:13:43,020
be voted on by everybody.

1674
01:13:43,020 --> 01:13:45,580
Yeah, but they're they're not really like a nation or anything.

1675
01:13:45,580 --> 01:13:47,940
They're just a they're just a bunch of fucking.

1676
01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:51,020
It still is an act of it's still an act of war.

1677
01:13:51,020 --> 01:13:52,020
Huh?

1678
01:13:52,020 --> 01:13:53,020
Huh?

1679
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:55,020
I'll say yes.

1680
01:13:55,020 --> 01:13:56,940
I'm going to say yeah.

1681
01:13:56,940 --> 01:13:58,540
He should be allowed to.

1682
01:13:58,540 --> 01:14:01,540
This is a fancy wand.

1683
01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:04,540
You can probably get some hell yeah, bro.

1684
01:14:04,540 --> 01:14:07,980
Or I can just kill him with a potter bitches.

1685
01:14:07,980 --> 01:14:11,020
Yeah, this is a long quiz.

1686
01:14:11,020 --> 01:14:15,100
So whenever you want to stop and get to the movie reviews, let me know.

1687
01:14:15,100 --> 01:14:18,100
Now we got we got some more shit to talk about, man.

1688
01:14:18,100 --> 01:14:19,100
We got to talk about China.

1689
01:14:19,100 --> 01:14:21,100
We got to talk about Ukraine.

1690
01:14:21,100 --> 01:14:23,100
This guy's got a rant.

1691
01:14:23,100 --> 01:14:24,100
We did.

1692
01:14:24,100 --> 01:14:27,020
So we're saying yes for this.

1693
01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:28,500
I guess I said no.

1694
01:14:28,500 --> 01:14:30,500
Yeah, I saw a video the other day.

1695
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:37,940
Donald Trump was saying that he's like, yeah, I I sent a text message to the head of Al-Qaeda

1696
01:14:37,940 --> 01:14:42,260
and he's like what he goes, yeah, I spoke with him on the phone.

1697
01:14:42,260 --> 01:14:49,660
He's like, I sent him a picture of his house and said, we're not going to have any problems.

1698
01:14:49,660 --> 01:14:51,220
Not one of our soldiers is going to die.

1699
01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:52,740
You understand me?

1700
01:14:52,740 --> 01:14:55,100
And he said, yes, yes, I understand.

1701
01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:57,140
Why don't you send a picture of my house?

1702
01:14:57,140 --> 01:15:00,220
And he goes, I'll let you figure that out.

1703
01:15:00,220 --> 01:15:01,220
That's awesome.

1704
01:15:01,220 --> 01:15:05,260
They could just like bomb that shit like they did.

1705
01:15:05,260 --> 01:15:06,260
Like Osama bin Laden.

1706
01:15:06,260 --> 01:15:07,700
They just make him disappear.

1707
01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:12,620
So this is, um, yo, this is the next question, actually.

1708
01:15:12,620 --> 01:15:16,380
Should the US assassinate suspected terrorists in foreign countries?

1709
01:15:16,380 --> 01:15:17,380
Yes.

1710
01:15:17,380 --> 01:15:18,380
In foreign countries?

1711
01:15:18,380 --> 01:15:19,380
Yeah.

1712
01:15:19,380 --> 01:15:20,380
I'm going to say yes.

1713
01:15:20,380 --> 01:15:21,380
Yes.

1714
01:15:21,380 --> 01:15:22,380
I'm going to say yes.

1715
01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:24,460
They have the permission from the foreign country.

1716
01:15:24,460 --> 01:15:26,460
I'm going to say yes, no matter what.

1717
01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:27,980
Like, you know, there are enemy.

1718
01:15:27,980 --> 01:15:30,500
Oh, like, so if they assassinated who?

1719
01:15:30,500 --> 01:15:35,580
Osama bin Laden, because they didn't have the, they didn't, the, uh, whatever government

1720
01:15:35,580 --> 01:15:38,460
that was, they didn't know at the time.

1721
01:15:38,460 --> 01:15:39,460
Oh, really?

1722
01:15:39,460 --> 01:15:41,460
It was like, um, Pakistan or something.

1723
01:15:41,460 --> 01:15:42,460
Yeah.

1724
01:15:42,460 --> 01:15:43,460
They didn't know.

1725
01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:45,260
They were like, what the fuck is going on?

1726
01:15:45,260 --> 01:15:49,580
We have all these like fucking military choppers flying over territory.

1727
01:15:49,580 --> 01:15:53,580
We're like, yeah, we're just like, you know, because they tried to hide them.

1728
01:15:53,580 --> 01:15:55,580
That's what they did.

1729
01:15:55,580 --> 01:15:56,940
Did Pakistan try and hide?

1730
01:15:56,940 --> 01:15:57,940
Yeah, they did.

1731
01:15:57,940 --> 01:16:00,460
They said that he wasn't here at all.

1732
01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:01,460
Wow.

1733
01:16:01,460 --> 01:16:04,860
So we're like, oh, we know he's there and they're like, oh, no, he's not.

1734
01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:08,380
So like, fine, we'll just send our fucking troops over and fucking murder them.

1735
01:16:08,380 --> 01:16:10,740
We're going to vote yes on that.

1736
01:16:10,740 --> 01:16:11,740
Yeah, I agree.

1737
01:16:11,740 --> 01:16:13,980
I didn't, I didn't know that happened.

1738
01:16:13,980 --> 01:16:18,700
I thought it was in Afghanistan.

1739
01:16:18,700 --> 01:16:19,700
Crucio.

1740
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:23,700
The United States is like, we're just going to do whatever the fuck we want and you're

1741
01:16:23,700 --> 01:16:25,140
not going to do anything about it.

1742
01:16:25,140 --> 01:16:26,420
That's how we should be.

1743
01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:27,580
Fuck everybody else.

1744
01:16:27,580 --> 01:16:35,020
You will say you will say do you support President Obama's move to lift the travel embargo in

1745
01:16:35,020 --> 01:16:36,020
Cuba?

1746
01:16:36,020 --> 01:16:37,980
Oh, I don't know anything about it.

1747
01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:39,700
I want Cuban cigars, man.

1748
01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:42,500
So I say that was all right.

1749
01:16:42,500 --> 01:16:43,500
They go same.

1750
01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:44,500
What's the same?

1751
01:16:44,500 --> 01:16:46,420
I want fucking Cubans to say yes.

1752
01:16:46,420 --> 01:16:48,740
What's the point of like breeding hate still?

1753
01:16:48,740 --> 01:16:52,260
Like, so yeah, we're all saying yes, I want cigars.

1754
01:16:52,260 --> 01:16:53,260
He wants to go.

1755
01:16:53,260 --> 01:16:56,020
Also, I love fucking communism, boy.

1756
01:16:56,020 --> 01:16:57,020
I like cigars.

1757
01:16:57,020 --> 01:16:58,020
Fuck yeah.

1758
01:16:58,020 --> 01:16:59,020
Fuck yes.

1759
01:16:59,020 --> 01:17:02,020
So that's why we shun Cubas because they're communists.

1760
01:17:02,020 --> 01:17:03,020
Yep.

1761
01:17:03,020 --> 01:17:08,340
Basically, we did that and then fucking, uh, uh, fuck, what was the guy who smoked a

1762
01:17:08,340 --> 01:17:10,540
lot of cigars from fucking Cuba?

1763
01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:12,340
I forgot his fucking name.

1764
01:17:12,340 --> 01:17:15,140
Uh, the, the Del Castro.

1765
01:17:15,140 --> 01:17:16,140
Yeah.

1766
01:17:16,140 --> 01:17:21,900
We, we banned travel there because of Castro and then we're like, yeah, we're going to

1767
01:17:21,900 --> 01:17:26,260
just lift that up because fucking Castro is not a threat anymore.

1768
01:17:26,260 --> 01:17:32,140
Do you know who the only US, uh, member of, um, what, what would it be?

1769
01:17:32,140 --> 01:17:37,580
The only, only person in the US government that has visited with him in like the last

1770
01:17:37,580 --> 01:17:38,580
40 years.

1771
01:17:38,580 --> 01:17:39,580
Who?

1772
01:17:39,580 --> 01:17:40,580
Jesse Ventura.

1773
01:17:40,580 --> 01:17:41,580
Oh yeah.

1774
01:17:41,580 --> 01:17:45,020
Fucking bunch of slack job.

1775
01:17:45,020 --> 01:17:48,380
Oh my God.

1776
01:17:48,380 --> 01:17:52,900
This shit will turn into a goddamn sexual tyrannosaur just like me.

1777
01:17:52,900 --> 01:17:55,220
How are you doing there?

1778
01:17:55,220 --> 01:17:56,220
Fidel?

1779
01:17:56,220 --> 01:17:57,900
It's me, Jesse Ventura.

1780
01:17:57,900 --> 01:18:01,620
I'm here to tell you about how awesome America is.

1781
01:18:01,620 --> 01:18:04,860
You should give me a cigar though, because it's pretty fucking cool.

1782
01:18:04,860 --> 01:18:10,940
Apparently they said it was fine and he could do it, but nobody else has done it.

1783
01:18:10,940 --> 01:18:14,540
Like, so I'm sorry.

1784
01:18:14,540 --> 01:18:16,300
Here's the next question.

1785
01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:20,700
Would the government increase or decrease military spending?

1786
01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:21,700
Increase.

1787
01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:22,700
I don't know.

1788
01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:23,700
It's pretty high dude.

1789
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:25,700
It's pretty fucking high.

1790
01:18:25,700 --> 01:18:26,700
Increase it.

1791
01:18:26,700 --> 01:18:29,300
It's pretty fucking high.

1792
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:30,300
Increase it.

1793
01:18:30,300 --> 01:18:31,300
Crucio.

1794
01:18:31,300 --> 01:18:32,300
Duff dude.

1795
01:18:32,300 --> 01:18:38,140
It's like, it's like our military spending is higher than the G.

1796
01:18:38,140 --> 01:18:43,740
The only reason why we have our country is because our military spending is so fucking

1797
01:18:43,740 --> 01:18:44,740
high.

1798
01:18:44,740 --> 01:18:48,300
We decided to lower our military fucking shit.

1799
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:52,660
Then they're going to be like, okay, we're going to invade America now.

1800
01:18:52,660 --> 01:18:58,260
Well, I don't know if that's necessarily true, because the way it is right now, they basically

1801
01:18:58,260 --> 01:19:02,580
have a blank check to do whatever they want.

1802
01:19:02,580 --> 01:19:03,820
But they should.

1803
01:19:03,820 --> 01:19:05,820
I don't know that they should.

1804
01:19:05,820 --> 01:19:10,460
They literally like, it's like that speech that Donald Gromso gave.

1805
01:19:10,460 --> 01:19:13,620
He goes, we can't account for $2.2 trillion.

1806
01:19:13,620 --> 01:19:16,420
Like we just like literally have no way to account for it.

1807
01:19:16,420 --> 01:19:20,820
And that's $8,000 for every man, woman, and child in the United States at that time.

1808
01:19:20,820 --> 01:19:21,820
Right?

1809
01:19:21,820 --> 01:19:22,820
Yeah.

1810
01:19:22,820 --> 01:19:23,820
So that was the day before 9-11.

1811
01:19:23,820 --> 01:19:24,820
Right?

1812
01:19:24,820 --> 01:19:29,500
So man, we could go down the rabbit hole.

1813
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:31,220
Maybe we'll save that for later.

1814
01:19:31,220 --> 01:19:33,020
So I think the government should decrease.

1815
01:19:33,020 --> 01:19:34,020
Shut the fuck up.

1816
01:19:34,020 --> 01:19:35,020
All right.

1817
01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:36,020
Yeah.

1818
01:19:36,020 --> 01:19:37,020
Comey fuck.

1819
01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:38,260
You want to be a commie bastard?

1820
01:19:38,260 --> 01:19:39,260
Go ahead.

1821
01:19:39,260 --> 01:19:40,820
Be a commie motherfucker.

1822
01:19:40,820 --> 01:19:43,580
No, I think we already beat the G.

1823
01:19:43,580 --> 01:19:44,580
The game, dude.

1824
01:19:44,580 --> 01:19:45,580
Yeah.

1825
01:19:45,580 --> 01:19:47,580
We already, we already beat the game.

1826
01:19:47,580 --> 01:19:49,540
We've got the best of the best shit.

1827
01:19:49,540 --> 01:19:52,060
Let's like make our roads awesome now.

1828
01:19:52,060 --> 01:19:53,060
All right.

1829
01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:54,580
And let's make our military okay.

1830
01:19:54,580 --> 01:19:55,580
Right?

1831
01:19:55,580 --> 01:19:58,660
Like it's still, it'll still be the most badass military in the world.

1832
01:19:58,660 --> 01:20:00,580
But let's make the roads a little better.

1833
01:20:00,580 --> 01:20:01,580
You're wrong.

1834
01:20:01,580 --> 01:20:04,060
I don't care.

1835
01:20:04,060 --> 01:20:07,460
So last question for foreign policy shit.

1836
01:20:07,460 --> 01:20:11,420
And I'm going to, I'm going to be right back.

1837
01:20:11,420 --> 01:20:13,220
So I'll let you guys, I debate this.

1838
01:20:13,220 --> 01:20:17,100
Should foreign terrorism suspects be given constitutional rights?

1839
01:20:17,100 --> 01:20:18,100
Absolutely not.

1840
01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:19,100
No fucking way.

1841
01:20:19,100 --> 01:20:24,020
As a matter of fact, we should bring back the guillotine for him.

1842
01:20:24,020 --> 01:20:26,740
I think that we should call them.

1843
01:20:26,740 --> 01:20:27,740
Call them.

1844
01:20:27,740 --> 01:20:28,740
But don't call them.

1845
01:20:28,740 --> 01:20:29,740
Don't all humans have rights.

1846
01:20:29,740 --> 01:20:31,740
No, no, no, called C.U.L.D.

1847
01:20:31,740 --> 01:20:34,340
What does that mean?

1848
01:20:34,340 --> 01:20:40,940
You take, you take pinchers like, like garden clippers and heat them up super, super, super

1849
01:20:40,940 --> 01:20:43,300
hot and cut their nuts off.

1850
01:20:43,300 --> 01:20:44,980
Damn, that's a thing.

1851
01:20:44,980 --> 01:20:45,980
That's a real thing.

1852
01:20:45,980 --> 01:20:46,980
Yeah.

1853
01:20:46,980 --> 01:20:48,460
They used to do it for horses and shit.

1854
01:20:48,460 --> 01:20:51,980
But then they, but they did, they did it as like torture for people back in the cowboy

1855
01:20:51,980 --> 01:20:52,980
times.

1856
01:20:52,980 --> 01:20:53,980
Damn.

1857
01:20:53,980 --> 01:20:54,980
Wow.

1858
01:20:54,980 --> 01:21:00,220
Because it won't let you bleed because it's so hot that it cauterizes the wound immediately.

1859
01:21:00,220 --> 01:21:01,220
But it just castrates you.

1860
01:21:01,220 --> 01:21:02,740
Yeah, it just castrates you.

1861
01:21:02,740 --> 01:21:03,740
Oh my God.

1862
01:21:03,740 --> 01:21:05,860
Dude, what is it called again?

1863
01:21:05,860 --> 01:21:06,860
Calding.

1864
01:21:06,860 --> 01:21:08,500
I think it's called Calding.

1865
01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:11,380
But like it's, it's something along those lines.

1866
01:21:11,380 --> 01:21:12,380
Wow.

1867
01:21:12,380 --> 01:21:15,380
God, that's fucking, that's nuts.

1868
01:21:15,380 --> 01:21:17,380
Yeah, man.

1869
01:21:17,380 --> 01:21:18,380
Man.

1870
01:21:18,380 --> 01:21:23,340
Um, yeah, that's a scary thing, dude.

1871
01:21:23,340 --> 01:21:29,940
Like they've been talking about in Russia right now, a lot of the captured soldiers are being

1872
01:21:29,940 --> 01:21:30,940
tortured.

1873
01:21:30,940 --> 01:21:31,940
Yeah.

1874
01:21:31,940 --> 01:21:38,460
Like, like tortured and raped and God, just fucking brutal, man.

1875
01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:39,460
That's terrible.

1876
01:21:39,460 --> 01:21:40,460
Yeah, man.

1877
01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:50,540
But while we're waiting for Casey, we read some headlines, see what's going on in the

1878
01:21:50,540 --> 01:21:51,540
world.

1879
01:21:51,540 --> 01:21:53,540
You said you were pretty angry at the way the world is right now.

1880
01:21:53,540 --> 01:21:56,660
Dude, I was just, I woke up in a certain kind of mood the other day.

1881
01:21:56,660 --> 01:21:58,660
And I was just like, went off.

1882
01:21:58,660 --> 01:22:01,620
I was going off on Facebook rants and like, Oh, you were?

1883
01:22:01,620 --> 01:22:03,180
I didn't, I didn't look at your Facebook page.

1884
01:22:03,180 --> 01:22:04,180
What were you saying?

1885
01:22:04,180 --> 01:22:06,140
Well, I was just like commenting on news stories.

1886
01:22:06,140 --> 01:22:08,420
Oh, just like, you didn't even use your, one of your phone.

1887
01:22:08,420 --> 01:22:09,420
Fake fucking accounts.

1888
01:22:09,420 --> 01:22:13,340
No, it's just like, I was just pissed at the world.

1889
01:22:13,340 --> 01:22:17,820
Like every news story, you ever get in a mood where you think you have all the world answers?

1890
01:22:17,820 --> 01:22:20,900
Yeah, like all the answers for the world's problems.

1891
01:22:20,900 --> 01:22:21,900
What the fuck is that noise?

1892
01:22:21,900 --> 01:22:22,900
I don't know.

1893
01:22:22,900 --> 01:22:25,220
Sounds like a fucking Nintendo game.

1894
01:22:25,220 --> 01:22:26,220
Let's see.

1895
01:22:26,220 --> 01:22:31,420
Boycott Hershey's spreads on Twitter over a women's day campaign.

1896
01:22:31,420 --> 01:22:33,220
What is this about?

1897
01:22:33,220 --> 01:22:34,220
Her story.

1898
01:22:34,220 --> 01:22:35,220
Her.

1899
01:22:35,220 --> 01:22:36,220
She.

1900
01:22:36,220 --> 01:22:37,220
Rhee.

1901
01:22:37,220 --> 01:22:38,220
No.

1902
01:22:38,220 --> 01:22:39,220
That's what it says.

1903
01:22:39,220 --> 01:22:40,220
It says her.

1904
01:22:40,220 --> 01:22:41,220
She.

1905
01:22:41,220 --> 01:22:42,220
Stop.

1906
01:22:42,220 --> 01:22:43,220
That's a real thing.

1907
01:22:43,220 --> 01:22:45,500
Yeah, I've seen, I've seen the chocolate bars.

1908
01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:50,780
I love Hershey's chocolate, so I'm not going to fucking boycott them, but what is it?

1909
01:22:50,780 --> 01:22:51,780
What's wrong with that?

1910
01:22:51,780 --> 01:22:52,780
Though I don't get it.

1911
01:22:52,780 --> 01:22:53,780
It's just lame.

1912
01:22:53,780 --> 01:22:54,780
Let's see.

1913
01:22:54,780 --> 01:22:55,780
Talk about it here.

1914
01:22:55,780 --> 01:22:56,780
This is an ad.

1915
01:22:56,780 --> 01:23:05,700
Dude, chocolate covered eggs are chocolate covered marshmallow eggs are probably my favorite

1916
01:23:05,700 --> 01:23:07,340
candy on the planet.

1917
01:23:07,340 --> 01:23:10,220
Dude, I'm a big fan of almond joys.

1918
01:23:10,220 --> 01:23:11,220
Almond joys, really.

1919
01:23:11,220 --> 01:23:12,820
I like, I like mounds.

1920
01:23:12,820 --> 01:23:15,540
I like mounds better than almond joys.

1921
01:23:15,540 --> 01:23:18,700
If almond joys didn't have the almonds in it, I think it would be a lot better.

1922
01:23:18,700 --> 01:23:20,900
Well, that's what mounds are.

1923
01:23:20,900 --> 01:23:24,020
Yeah, but it's dark chocolate instead of milk chocolate.

1924
01:23:24,020 --> 01:23:25,220
Oh, damn.

1925
01:23:25,220 --> 01:23:28,100
You know, there's a company.

1926
01:23:28,100 --> 01:23:30,100
I forget the name of it.

1927
01:23:30,100 --> 01:23:31,100
Unreal.

1928
01:23:31,100 --> 01:23:32,100
Dude, they have awesome.

1929
01:23:32,100 --> 01:23:33,260
It's like healthy candy.

1930
01:23:33,260 --> 01:23:34,260
Really?

1931
01:23:34,260 --> 01:23:35,260
It's like all good ingredients.

1932
01:23:35,260 --> 01:23:36,260
Yeah.

1933
01:23:36,260 --> 01:23:37,260
It's like all organic stuff.

1934
01:23:37,260 --> 01:23:38,260
I know.

1935
01:23:38,260 --> 01:23:40,940
So I don't think anything that would be marshmallow.

1936
01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:41,940
There might be.

1937
01:23:41,940 --> 01:23:42,940
Really?

1938
01:23:42,940 --> 01:23:43,940
Yeah.

1939
01:23:43,940 --> 01:23:44,940
You should see what they got.

1940
01:23:44,940 --> 01:23:46,260
They've got like organic M&Ms, organic almond joys.

1941
01:23:46,260 --> 01:23:47,260
Really?

1942
01:23:47,260 --> 01:23:50,260
But I think their almond joys, they're not dark chocolate and they don't have almonds in

1943
01:23:50,260 --> 01:23:51,260
them.

1944
01:23:51,260 --> 01:23:53,140
So they're just exactly what you're talking about.

1945
01:23:53,140 --> 01:23:54,140
But they're getting more popular.

1946
01:23:54,140 --> 01:23:58,420
They have like gas stations and stuff now.

1947
01:23:58,420 --> 01:24:00,380
Is that fucking what's his name?

1948
01:24:00,380 --> 01:24:01,380
Chuck Tucker Carlson.

1949
01:24:01,380 --> 01:24:02,380
I love Tucker.

1950
01:24:02,380 --> 01:24:04,700
Let's see what he's got to say on this.

1951
01:24:04,700 --> 01:24:08,380
Dude, my parents and fucking brother hate Tucker Carlson, so I just watch him all the

1952
01:24:08,380 --> 01:24:09,740
time to piss him off.

1953
01:24:09,740 --> 01:24:12,940
Well, he is like he's inflammatory.

1954
01:24:12,940 --> 01:24:14,700
That's the funny part, though.

1955
01:24:14,700 --> 01:24:17,700
Come on, man.

1956
01:24:17,700 --> 01:24:18,700
Fuck.

1957
01:24:18,700 --> 01:24:21,700
Skip ahead here.

1958
01:24:21,700 --> 01:24:22,700
Appealing and.

1959
01:24:22,700 --> 01:24:25,700
All right, here we go.

1960
01:24:25,700 --> 01:24:45,180
M&Ms will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and

1961
01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:46,180
totally androgynous.

1962
01:24:46,180 --> 01:24:49,700
Until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them.

1963
01:24:49,700 --> 01:25:00,420
But honestly, this is weird if you really, truly want to make an M&M feel like they belong,

1964
01:25:00,420 --> 01:25:01,940
you probably shouldn't be eating them.

1965
01:25:01,940 --> 01:25:07,260
I mean, what kind of message does it send to children when you devour these little non-binary

1966
01:25:07,260 --> 01:25:08,260
bonbons?

1967
01:25:08,260 --> 01:25:09,260
Oh, sorry.

1968
01:25:09,260 --> 01:25:19,700
Honestly, I'm mostly just happy because if it's in all female M&M, I assume that it

1969
01:25:19,700 --> 01:25:24,100
costs 77 cents on the dollar of what the regular M&M costs, right?

1970
01:25:24,100 --> 01:25:26,100
That's how this works.

1971
01:25:26,100 --> 01:25:27,100
Fuckin' bullshit, man.

1972
01:25:27,100 --> 01:25:31,500
I mean, if this is what you need for validation on M&M that is a color that you think is associated

1973
01:25:31,500 --> 01:25:33,820
with feminism, then I'm worried about you.

1974
01:25:33,820 --> 01:25:37,220
I think this is the kind of thing that makes China say like, oh, good, keep focusing on

1975
01:25:37,220 --> 01:25:38,220
that.

1976
01:25:38,220 --> 01:25:42,940
Keep focusing on giving people their own color M&Ms while we take over all of the mineral

1977
01:25:42,940 --> 01:25:46,660
deposits in the entire world.

1978
01:25:46,660 --> 01:25:49,060
Despite the announcement, M&M says it is okay.

1979
01:25:49,060 --> 01:25:50,940
It went away too fast.

1980
01:25:50,940 --> 01:25:53,980
I'm not going to rewind it.

1981
01:25:53,980 --> 01:26:00,180
You know what I think that that's actually, so what that was about is it's about the female

1982
01:26:00,180 --> 01:26:02,700
M&M's character.

1983
01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:08,860
So I think that's just an advertisement for Hershey's.

1984
01:26:08,860 --> 01:26:15,460
I also think they changed during Women's History Month, they changed king size to queen size.

1985
01:26:15,460 --> 01:26:16,460
Oh, really?

1986
01:26:16,460 --> 01:26:17,460
Yeah.

1987
01:26:17,460 --> 01:26:18,460
That's bullshit.

1988
01:26:18,460 --> 01:26:19,460
Yeah.

1989
01:26:19,460 --> 01:26:20,460
So what the fuck happened?

1990
01:26:20,460 --> 01:26:25,900
We were talking about how Hershey's is a bunch of fucking gay boys.

1991
01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:26,900
Oh.

1992
01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:32,900
So apparently people are getting all bent out of shape about the female M&M's characters.

1993
01:26:32,900 --> 01:26:35,500
Not being hot and you don't want to fuck them anymore.

1994
01:26:35,500 --> 01:26:37,900
I forgot my fucking water.

1995
01:26:37,900 --> 01:26:41,740
I bet you could find M&M porn.

1996
01:26:41,740 --> 01:26:44,620
There is 100% green M&M porn.

1997
01:26:44,620 --> 01:26:45,620
100%.

1998
01:26:45,620 --> 01:26:47,340
I'm looking it up now.

1999
01:26:47,340 --> 01:26:49,620
Let's see what we find.

2000
01:26:49,620 --> 01:26:50,620
Where would the vagina be?

2001
01:26:50,620 --> 01:26:51,620
I don't know.

2002
01:26:51,620 --> 01:26:55,620
There's probably like a little flap.

2003
01:26:55,620 --> 01:26:59,060
A little flap that they could like slide out.

2004
01:26:59,060 --> 01:27:00,060
Dude.

2005
01:27:00,060 --> 01:27:01,060
Green.

2006
01:27:01,060 --> 01:27:02,860
At first let's find out what her name is.

2007
01:27:02,860 --> 01:27:05,940
You want to know what I want to do sometime on Untitled Podcast?

2008
01:27:05,940 --> 01:27:06,940
What?

2009
01:27:06,940 --> 01:27:12,860
I just want to like make someone today, you know, just like like have like a delivery

2010
01:27:12,860 --> 01:27:16,060
driver and just like when he gets here be like here's $100.

2011
01:27:16,060 --> 01:27:17,060
That would be awesome.

2012
01:27:17,060 --> 01:27:18,060
Who's paying for it?

2013
01:27:18,060 --> 01:27:19,060
All right.

2014
01:27:19,060 --> 01:27:20,060
Mr. Beast.

2015
01:27:20,060 --> 01:27:21,060
All right.

2016
01:27:21,060 --> 01:27:22,060
Mr. Beast.

2017
01:27:22,060 --> 01:27:23,060
All right.

2018
01:27:23,060 --> 01:27:24,060
I throw in on that.

2019
01:27:24,060 --> 01:27:27,980
I don't know, but like not for like views, but just like, I mean, we're doing it on

2020
01:27:27,980 --> 01:27:28,980
the podcast.

2021
01:27:28,980 --> 01:27:33,500
Or maybe we can get them on the podcast.

2022
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:38,140
Bro, you want to come down to a podcast and we'll pay you $100.

2023
01:27:38,140 --> 01:27:40,140
Dude, that'd be hilarious.

2024
01:27:40,140 --> 01:27:42,860
Put them on who wants to be a millionaire.

2025
01:27:42,860 --> 01:27:46,420
Maybe easy enough questions.

2026
01:27:46,420 --> 01:27:48,740
It's like the thing we did in VR chat.

2027
01:27:48,740 --> 01:27:50,740
Just kidnap somebody.

2028
01:27:50,740 --> 01:27:57,300
Yeah, but then the like, what if they're a real weirdo and you let them in your house?

2029
01:27:57,300 --> 01:27:58,300
No.

2030
01:27:58,300 --> 01:28:03,540
I got a block.

2031
01:28:03,540 --> 01:28:07,220
Pizza delivery drivers are the most trustworthy individuals on the planet.

2032
01:28:07,220 --> 01:28:08,220
Dude, stop.

2033
01:28:08,220 --> 01:28:11,140
So what do we say?

2034
01:28:11,140 --> 01:28:12,140
Should foreign terrorism?

2035
01:28:12,140 --> 01:28:14,620
What the fuck is that?

2036
01:28:14,620 --> 01:28:15,620
Should the foreign terror?

2037
01:28:15,620 --> 01:28:17,620
Why is there another M on it?

2038
01:28:17,620 --> 01:28:23,220
Oh my God.

2039
01:28:23,220 --> 01:28:25,100
Green M and M porn.

2040
01:28:25,100 --> 01:28:30,140
Why is there another M on her fucking pussy?

2041
01:28:30,140 --> 01:28:31,140
What the fuck is why?

2042
01:28:31,140 --> 01:28:32,140
Why would you do that?

2043
01:28:32,140 --> 01:28:33,140
I don't know.

2044
01:28:33,140 --> 01:28:34,140
What I'm even looking at.

2045
01:28:34,140 --> 01:28:35,140
Oh my God.

2046
01:28:35,140 --> 01:28:44,340
So last week we looked up fucking peach and Bowser porn and this week we're looking up

2047
01:28:44,340 --> 01:28:51,340
fucking the green M and M porn.

2048
01:28:51,340 --> 01:29:01,780
That's awesome.

2049
01:29:01,780 --> 01:29:02,780
Look at her face.

2050
01:29:02,780 --> 01:29:05,260
I wish I wish everybody could see this.

2051
01:29:05,260 --> 01:29:07,540
Everybody at home.

2052
01:29:07,540 --> 01:29:08,540
Just look it up.

2053
01:29:08,540 --> 01:29:09,540
Yeah, just look.

2054
01:29:09,540 --> 01:29:12,540
Just look it up.

2055
01:29:12,540 --> 01:29:14,540
Whoa.

2056
01:29:14,540 --> 01:29:20,540
Oh God, I'm going to die.

2057
01:29:20,540 --> 01:29:22,540
What the fuck?

2058
01:29:22,540 --> 01:29:23,540
That's fucking funny.

2059
01:29:23,540 --> 01:29:24,540
That's just awesome.

2060
01:29:24,540 --> 01:29:25,540
This motherfucker's showing me M and M porn.

2061
01:29:25,540 --> 01:29:26,540
It's just like there's porn for everything, dude.

2062
01:29:26,540 --> 01:29:27,540
What the fuck?

2063
01:29:27,540 --> 01:29:28,540
Did he just rip her in half?

2064
01:29:28,540 --> 01:29:29,540
All right.

2065
01:29:29,540 --> 01:29:30,540
Last one.

2066
01:29:30,540 --> 01:29:31,540
I'm sorry.

2067
01:29:31,540 --> 01:29:32,540
I'm sorry.

2068
01:29:32,540 --> 01:29:33,540
I'm sorry.

2069
01:29:33,540 --> 01:29:34,540
I'm sorry.

2070
01:29:34,540 --> 01:29:35,540
I'm sorry.

2071
01:29:35,540 --> 01:29:36,540
I'm sorry.

2072
01:29:36,540 --> 01:29:37,540
I'm sorry.

2073
01:29:37,540 --> 01:29:38,540
I'm sorry.

2074
01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:39,540
I'm sorry.

2075
01:29:39,540 --> 01:29:40,540
I'm sorry.

2076
01:29:40,540 --> 01:29:41,540
I'm sorry.

2077
01:29:41,540 --> 01:29:42,540
I'm sorry.

2078
01:29:42,540 --> 01:29:43,540
What the fuck?

2079
01:29:43,540 --> 01:29:44,540
Yo.

2080
01:29:44,540 --> 01:29:47,380
That's some fucking 4chan shit, my guy.

2081
01:29:47,380 --> 01:29:48,380
Check it out.

2082
01:29:48,380 --> 01:29:50,380
I'm cripple walking.

2083
01:29:50,380 --> 01:29:52,380
Oh, shit.

2084
01:29:52,380 --> 01:29:53,380
Damn, dude.

2085
01:29:53,380 --> 01:29:54,980
I got the perfect song for you.

2086
01:29:54,980 --> 01:29:56,100
So what did you say?

2087
01:29:56,100 --> 01:29:59,620
Should foreign terrorism suffice be given constitutional rights?

2088
01:29:59,620 --> 01:30:02,220
We already, we said that in the first two seconds.

2089
01:30:02,220 --> 01:30:03,900
We didn't even have to argue.

2090
01:30:03,900 --> 01:30:06,040
I think everybody has human rights.

2091
01:30:06,040 --> 01:30:07,540
No, no, no, they don't.

2092
01:30:07,540 --> 01:30:10,860
They don't have constitutional rights because they're not citizens.

2093
01:30:10,860 --> 01:30:11,860
They get the fuck out of here.

2094
01:30:11,860 --> 01:30:12,860
All right.

2095
01:30:12,860 --> 01:30:13,860
We'll say no.

2096
01:30:13,860 --> 01:30:14,860
Negative.

2097
01:30:14,860 --> 01:30:17,860
Cripple walking.

2098
01:30:17,860 --> 01:30:22,180
Should the federal government pay for tuition at four-year colleges?

2099
01:30:22,180 --> 01:30:23,180
No.

2100
01:30:23,180 --> 01:30:24,180
The university.

2101
01:30:24,180 --> 01:30:26,460
We already went over this last time.

2102
01:30:26,460 --> 01:30:30,140
If they did pay for it, would you go and get a bachelor's degree, Tyler?

2103
01:30:30,140 --> 01:30:31,140
No.

2104
01:30:31,140 --> 01:30:32,940
College is a scam.

2105
01:30:32,940 --> 01:30:35,980
Even if it's free, the liberal fucking teachers are assholes.

2106
01:30:35,980 --> 01:30:38,780
You're not wrong, dude.

2107
01:30:38,780 --> 01:30:40,020
He's not, he's not wrong.

2108
01:30:40,020 --> 01:30:43,940
I mean, you know, you need, you need it to get a good.

2109
01:30:43,940 --> 01:30:44,940
No, you don't.

2110
01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:47,140
Well, if you want to have a career.

2111
01:30:47,140 --> 01:30:49,140
I was thinking about going to welding.

2112
01:30:49,140 --> 01:30:50,140
Yeah.

2113
01:30:50,140 --> 01:30:52,580
I mean, that's the trades.

2114
01:30:52,580 --> 01:30:57,140
Trades are good, you know, but there's, there's more than one way to skin a cat.

2115
01:30:57,140 --> 01:30:58,140
So they both have.

2116
01:30:58,140 --> 01:30:59,740
Why is that the saying?

2117
01:30:59,740 --> 01:31:00,740
I like cats.

2118
01:31:00,740 --> 01:31:01,740
Why are you at the skin a cat?

2119
01:31:01,740 --> 01:31:05,420
There's a ton more questions, but I'm just going to finish it now.

2120
01:31:05,420 --> 01:31:11,660
So like, so like if you actually think about it, are you guys cat people or dog people?

2121
01:31:11,660 --> 01:31:12,660
Cat person.

2122
01:31:12,660 --> 01:31:13,660
I am a cat person as well.

2123
01:31:13,660 --> 01:31:14,660
Obviously.

2124
01:31:14,660 --> 01:31:15,660
Yeah.

2125
01:31:15,660 --> 01:31:17,020
My cat, my cats are my children.

2126
01:31:17,020 --> 01:31:19,700
I fucking dogs scare the fuck out of me.

2127
01:31:19,700 --> 01:31:21,220
Yeah, I mean.

2128
01:31:21,220 --> 01:31:24,900
Oh, we got 72% peace and freedom party.

2129
01:31:24,900 --> 01:31:26,420
What the fuck is that?

2130
01:31:26,420 --> 01:31:27,420
Freedom.

2131
01:31:27,420 --> 01:31:33,220
Secular, big government, progressive, tender, left wing politically correct.

2132
01:31:33,220 --> 01:31:41,220
Yeah, it's definitely, it's definitely not me because you fucking 62% Republican.

2133
01:31:41,220 --> 01:31:43,220
Yes.

2134
01:31:43,220 --> 01:31:45,220
43% socialist.

2135
01:31:45,220 --> 01:31:49,500
Dude, it just, it just brought all our things together.

2136
01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:53,020
43% libertarian.

2137
01:31:53,020 --> 01:31:56,340
I think if we answered more of them, 42% green.

2138
01:31:56,340 --> 01:32:00,020
42, I feel like there wasn't enough questions.

2139
01:32:00,020 --> 01:32:03,940
42% Democrat, 25% constitution.

2140
01:32:03,940 --> 01:32:05,940
Yeah, no.

2141
01:32:05,940 --> 01:32:11,380
I got all that from the four questions.

2142
01:32:11,380 --> 01:32:14,580
Oh God.

2143
01:32:14,580 --> 01:32:15,580
All right.

2144
01:32:15,580 --> 01:32:18,420
So what do we got this week on schizophrenic movie?

2145
01:32:18,420 --> 01:32:19,940
We don't have more to talk about.

2146
01:32:19,940 --> 01:32:21,940
I don't know what you guys got.

2147
01:32:21,940 --> 01:32:25,780
Well, I mean, we got headlines from going to headlines.

2148
01:32:25,780 --> 01:32:27,220
What the fuck are you doing, Casey?

2149
01:32:27,220 --> 01:32:30,220
That's where the green M and M porn came from.

2150
01:32:30,220 --> 01:32:33,220
I'm still looking at it.

2151
01:32:33,220 --> 01:32:34,220
Sorry.

2152
01:32:34,220 --> 01:32:35,220
Got a little sidetracked here.

2153
01:32:35,220 --> 01:32:36,220
All right.

2154
01:32:36,220 --> 01:32:38,380
Oh, we want to talk about some headlines.

2155
01:32:38,380 --> 01:32:40,820
Kodak black is back in jail.

2156
01:32:40,820 --> 01:32:45,340
Actually, he's released because he agreed to go to rehab.

2157
01:32:45,340 --> 01:32:49,580
He violated his parole by testing positive for fentanyl.

2158
01:32:49,580 --> 01:32:56,220
Man, I mean, that could have been, I feel like you can basically just walk by somebody

2159
01:32:56,220 --> 01:32:59,220
with fentanyl and test positive for fentanyl.

2160
01:32:59,220 --> 01:33:00,220
Yeah.

2161
01:33:00,220 --> 01:33:01,220
It's so strong.

2162
01:33:01,220 --> 01:33:02,220
And you see that video.

2163
01:33:02,220 --> 01:33:05,220
I said Kodak black asking the judge for a jolly rancher.

2164
01:33:05,220 --> 01:33:07,220
He was like a little kid.

2165
01:33:07,220 --> 01:33:09,220
Can I get a good jolly rancher?

2166
01:33:09,220 --> 01:33:12,220
Actually, I might play that.

2167
01:33:12,220 --> 01:33:14,220
And he was like, thank you.

2168
01:33:14,220 --> 01:33:15,220
All right.

2169
01:33:15,220 --> 01:33:18,720
Where do we want the headlines from?

2170
01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:23,860
Somebody that's in between NBC News, Washington Post.

2171
01:33:23,860 --> 01:33:24,860
All of them are shit.

2172
01:33:24,860 --> 01:33:25,860
Fox News.

2173
01:33:25,860 --> 01:33:26,860
That's the right one.

2174
01:33:26,860 --> 01:33:30,100
Well, Fox News is like so biased.

2175
01:33:30,100 --> 01:33:32,100
So is every other one so biased.

2176
01:33:32,100 --> 01:33:33,600
What is where's the Washington Post?

2177
01:33:33,600 --> 01:33:35,100
Where do they fall?

2178
01:33:35,100 --> 01:33:36,100
Super left.

2179
01:33:36,100 --> 01:33:37,100
Are they?

2180
01:33:37,100 --> 01:33:38,100
Mm-hmm.

2181
01:33:38,100 --> 01:33:43,180
There's not going to be a major publication that isn't left or right.

2182
01:33:43,180 --> 01:33:49,020
Say NBC just because, you know, MSNBC is definitely liberal.

2183
01:33:49,020 --> 01:33:51,420
Like it's the most liberal.

2184
01:33:51,420 --> 01:33:56,020
Have you guys seen that Netflix documentary about the Murdoz?

2185
01:33:56,020 --> 01:33:57,020
No.

2186
01:33:57,020 --> 01:33:58,020
No.

2187
01:33:58,020 --> 01:34:00,180
I don't know why this video doesn't have sound so weird.

2188
01:34:00,180 --> 01:34:04,220
Do you ever see the jealousy that Kodak black?

2189
01:34:04,220 --> 01:34:06,820
Did you ever see that Netflix special Evil Genius?

2190
01:34:06,820 --> 01:34:08,220
No, what's up?

2191
01:34:08,220 --> 01:34:14,940
Did you ever hear about the the the pizza bombing, the pizza, the pizza robbery bombing?

2192
01:34:14,940 --> 01:34:16,440
No.

2193
01:34:16,440 --> 01:34:19,900
So it's a whole fucking crazy goddamn thing.

2194
01:34:19,900 --> 01:34:23,060
I don't think I can summarize it in like the fucking thing, but I'll do like a small

2195
01:34:23,060 --> 01:34:24,580
summary of it.

2196
01:34:24,580 --> 01:34:33,260
So this pizza driver fucking robbed the bank and then when he got pulled over by the cops,

2197
01:34:33,260 --> 01:34:37,820
he had a shirt on that said I'm wearing a bomb and they cut his shirt off and he had

2198
01:34:37,820 --> 01:34:43,500
a fucking like bomb strapped to his neck and he's like, I don't want to do this.

2199
01:34:43,500 --> 01:34:45,620
Like I got a bomb strapped to me.

2200
01:34:45,620 --> 01:34:47,780
Let me see that one.

2201
01:34:47,780 --> 01:34:48,780
What?

2202
01:34:48,780 --> 01:34:50,900
You look like a retard.

2203
01:34:50,900 --> 01:34:53,660
I'm not a kid.

2204
01:34:53,660 --> 01:34:56,140
What did you get?

2205
01:34:56,140 --> 01:34:57,380
I think one here.

2206
01:34:57,380 --> 01:34:58,380
What is it?

2207
01:34:58,380 --> 01:34:59,380
What kind of wand is it?

2208
01:34:59,380 --> 01:35:00,380
Tell us.

2209
01:35:00,380 --> 01:35:06,620
It's a dragon heartstring and horn beam and it is 12 and three quarter inches long.

2210
01:35:06,620 --> 01:35:07,620
Wow.

2211
01:35:07,620 --> 01:35:08,620
Dragon heartstrings.

2212
01:35:08,620 --> 01:35:11,860
Is that like it actually has a description right here.

2213
01:35:11,860 --> 01:35:13,540
That's like Lucius Malfoy right?

2214
01:35:13,540 --> 01:35:18,420
Or the dragon the dragon heartstring is like there's three heartstrings that you can have

2215
01:35:18,420 --> 01:35:23,260
the unicorn hair, the phoenix feather or the dragon heartstring.

2216
01:35:23,260 --> 01:35:24,260
Yeah.

2217
01:35:24,260 --> 01:35:25,260
But I'll read it.

2218
01:35:25,260 --> 01:35:26,460
I'll read it right now.

2219
01:35:26,460 --> 01:35:31,700
So while the dragon heartstring core tends to result in the most powerful wands, they

2220
01:35:31,700 --> 01:35:34,420
also result in the most accident prone.

2221
01:35:34,420 --> 01:35:38,740
However, the dragon heartstring core combined with the horn beam wood is a particularly

2222
01:35:38,740 --> 01:35:40,220
durable timber.

2223
01:35:40,220 --> 01:35:44,340
It should create an exceptionally fine tune and responsive wand.

2224
01:35:44,340 --> 01:35:49,180
Horn beam wands, wands choose their masters who seem to have a singular passion and they

2225
01:35:49,180 --> 01:35:54,140
adapt quickly to their owner's magical style and code of honor because dragon heartstring

2226
01:35:54,140 --> 01:35:56,540
wands also tend to bond strongly with their owners.

2227
01:35:56,540 --> 01:36:00,700
A horn beam and dragon heartstring wand may be one of the most keen wands and the most

2228
01:36:00,700 --> 01:36:05,740
steadfast wands in a witch or wizard can own.

2229
01:36:05,740 --> 01:36:08,140
This is made out of plastic.

2230
01:36:08,140 --> 01:36:09,140
Yeah.

2231
01:36:09,140 --> 01:36:12,580
But like it's the story behind it.

2232
01:36:12,580 --> 01:36:19,100
Had you been to Harry Potter as a kid, you would be fucking shitting yourself right now.

2233
01:36:19,100 --> 01:36:20,100
Yeah.

2234
01:36:20,100 --> 01:36:25,340
Because that, that like you get your like you take like a like a test thing and like

2235
01:36:25,340 --> 01:36:31,300
you quote unquote your wand chooses you and that's the exact wand that shows like me on

2236
01:36:31,300 --> 01:36:32,300
the thing.

2237
01:36:32,300 --> 01:36:33,300
What the website is that?

2238
01:36:33,300 --> 01:36:34,300
A wizarding world.

2239
01:36:34,300 --> 01:36:37,860
We should we should take it because I can I can just tell you what my results are.

2240
01:36:37,860 --> 01:36:40,900
I mean, I'll fucking take it and I'll buy my wand.

2241
01:36:40,900 --> 01:36:44,420
Before you get too deep in the weeds, finish the story about the pizza guy with a bomb

2242
01:36:44,420 --> 01:36:45,420
in his chest.

2243
01:36:45,420 --> 01:36:48,460
Oh, so he got they didn't think it was a real bomb.

2244
01:36:48,460 --> 01:36:51,700
So they're like, all right, man, you got a fucking bomb on your chest.

2245
01:36:51,700 --> 01:36:52,700
Okay.

2246
01:36:52,700 --> 01:36:54,740
But they did evacuate the neighborhood.

2247
01:36:54,740 --> 01:37:00,340
And then the guy's like, I can hear it ticking and then his fucking head explodes.

2248
01:37:00,340 --> 01:37:01,860
Oh my God.

2249
01:37:01,860 --> 01:37:04,140
And they show it on the Netflix special.

2250
01:37:04,140 --> 01:37:06,820
They show the dude's head fucking exploding.

2251
01:37:06,820 --> 01:37:07,820
What?

2252
01:37:07,820 --> 01:37:08,820
Yeah.

2253
01:37:08,820 --> 01:37:13,100
And it was like it was like panned for that because like they showed a guy actually dying

2254
01:37:13,100 --> 01:37:16,060
a real person dying on a Netflix special.

2255
01:37:16,060 --> 01:37:24,380
But the rabbit hole that you go down with that he was semi in with with the people that

2256
01:37:24,380 --> 01:37:26,020
fucking strapped a bomb.

2257
01:37:26,020 --> 01:37:28,700
Fuck is this what you have to sign up for it?

2258
01:37:28,700 --> 01:37:32,740
No, I type in my password and it doesn't let me click continue.

2259
01:37:32,740 --> 01:37:35,660
Do you have to make an account?

2260
01:37:35,660 --> 01:37:37,820
I thought I already did.

2261
01:37:37,820 --> 01:37:38,820
All right.

2262
01:37:38,820 --> 01:37:45,740
Yeah, but but like it goes down this fucking insane rabbit hole that you go down and the

2263
01:37:45,740 --> 01:37:53,580
lady who he was like having like who was friends with with him had a body in her fucking freezer

2264
01:37:53,580 --> 01:37:58,540
that was chopped up that didn't have anything to do with this fucking pizza bombing thing.

2265
01:37:58,540 --> 01:38:01,540
It's like it's just it's a fucking like you should watch.

2266
01:38:01,540 --> 01:38:04,660
It's like fucking three like hour long episodes on Netflix.

2267
01:38:04,660 --> 01:38:06,300
It's a really fucking cool watch.

2268
01:38:06,300 --> 01:38:07,300
It really is.

2269
01:38:07,300 --> 01:38:09,180
Yeah, it's on Netflix again.

2270
01:38:09,180 --> 01:38:10,980
Did they take that part out?

2271
01:38:10,980 --> 01:38:13,820
No, it's still on there where the guys had explodes.

2272
01:38:13,820 --> 01:38:15,300
Yeah, I can't wait to watch it.

2273
01:38:15,300 --> 01:38:16,300
Yeah, dude.

2274
01:38:16,300 --> 01:38:18,180
I mean, we've seen shit like that in real life.

2275
01:38:18,180 --> 01:38:24,020
So if I fuck it, we watched it at at work like in the in station one, we are watching

2276
01:38:24,020 --> 01:38:25,020
it and we just watch it.

2277
01:38:25,020 --> 01:38:27,020
Oh shit, his head exploded.

2278
01:38:27,020 --> 01:38:31,020
Damn, I'm nursing some of his head explode.

2279
01:38:31,020 --> 01:38:32,020
Really?

2280
01:38:32,020 --> 01:38:33,020
Yeah, unfortunately.

2281
01:38:33,020 --> 01:38:34,020
Oh man.

2282
01:38:34,020 --> 01:38:36,020
Dude, I saw a guy.

2283
01:38:36,020 --> 01:38:38,060
I never got my pen for that.

2284
01:38:38,060 --> 01:38:41,740
I saw a guy in Schenectady fucking at a bus stop.

2285
01:38:41,740 --> 01:38:46,380
I was smoking a cigarette back when I used to smoke and I was smoking a cigarette.

2286
01:38:46,380 --> 01:38:48,540
And then I saw this guy go, hurry.

2287
01:38:48,540 --> 01:38:50,060
I'm like, oh, fuck.

2288
01:38:50,060 --> 01:38:51,860
I turn around and I'm like, oh, it's not me.

2289
01:38:51,860 --> 01:38:55,260
There's two guys at the bus stop, you know, across the street from the yeah.

2290
01:38:55,260 --> 01:38:56,260
So I'm sitting there.

2291
01:38:56,260 --> 01:38:57,260
I'm like, let's just see where this is going.

2292
01:38:57,260 --> 01:39:00,660
So I take a fucking drag off my cigarette and they start yelling back and forth.

2293
01:39:00,660 --> 01:39:05,820
And I see this guy take out a fucking 45 put one in his head, went over to his fucking

2294
01:39:05,820 --> 01:39:09,540
body and put another one in his head when he's on the fucking ground.

2295
01:39:09,540 --> 01:39:11,740
You witnessed this.

2296
01:39:11,740 --> 01:39:12,900
And I put my cigarette out.

2297
01:39:12,900 --> 01:39:16,420
I went inside and I called dispatch and I'm like, hey, can we get PD down here?

2298
01:39:16,420 --> 01:39:17,420
They're like, oh yeah, what's going on?

2299
01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:20,980
I'm like, I just saw a guy who got fucking shot in the head and they're like, you want

2300
01:39:20,980 --> 01:39:21,980
me to send fire?

2301
01:39:21,980 --> 01:39:24,100
I'm like, I could probably call her here.

2302
01:39:24,100 --> 01:39:25,100
Tyler.

2303
01:39:25,100 --> 01:39:31,100
After something say, I just don't even know.

2304
01:39:31,100 --> 01:39:34,100
I just don't know.

2305
01:39:34,100 --> 01:39:41,100
You could call him from here.

2306
01:39:41,100 --> 01:39:43,100
Jesus Christ.

2307
01:39:43,100 --> 01:39:47,860
Some of the stuff you say, I'm just like to this happened or is this real?

2308
01:39:47,860 --> 01:39:49,860
I pulled up next.

2309
01:39:49,860 --> 01:39:52,380
Luckily I had the bulletproof ambulance.

2310
01:39:52,380 --> 01:39:56,380
He started pumping around.

2311
01:39:56,380 --> 01:40:01,740
No, he ran away into the passenger window.

2312
01:40:01,740 --> 01:40:04,740
I jumped out of the ambulance.

2313
01:40:04,740 --> 01:40:08,820
I took a defensive position.

2314
01:40:08,820 --> 01:40:09,820
What that actually happened?

2315
01:40:09,820 --> 01:40:11,340
I'm like, dude, what the fuck?

2316
01:40:11,340 --> 01:40:15,260
I took an oxygen bottle and threw it on the ground as hard as I could.

2317
01:40:15,260 --> 01:40:16,260
It launched out of the nose.

2318
01:40:16,260 --> 01:40:18,260
It launched like a missile towards him.

2319
01:40:18,260 --> 01:40:20,260
Hit him right in the nose.

2320
01:40:20,260 --> 01:40:22,020
Oh my God.

2321
01:40:22,020 --> 01:40:26,420
So I took, like I did a couple of questions like what color your eyes and shit.

2322
01:40:26,420 --> 01:40:28,820
So doing the one thing, right?

2323
01:40:28,820 --> 01:40:29,820
Yeah.

2324
01:40:29,820 --> 01:40:36,500
You tried yourself most on your determination, imagination, resilience, intelligence, originality,

2325
01:40:36,500 --> 01:40:40,100
optimism, kindness.

2326
01:40:40,100 --> 01:40:41,100
It's your one bro.

2327
01:40:41,100 --> 01:40:42,300
It's your wands man.

2328
01:40:42,300 --> 01:40:43,940
I'll say determination.

2329
01:40:43,940 --> 01:40:44,940
Okay.

2330
01:40:44,940 --> 01:40:49,260
Traveling alone on a deserted road, you reach across roads.

2331
01:40:49,260 --> 01:40:57,900
Do you continue left towards the sea, right towards the castle, head towards the forest?

2332
01:40:57,900 --> 01:41:01,500
What do you choose?

2333
01:41:01,500 --> 01:41:02,500
This is your one.

2334
01:41:02,500 --> 01:41:03,500
What'd you choose?

2335
01:41:03,500 --> 01:41:08,500
I chose castle because I think castles are cool.

2336
01:41:08,500 --> 01:41:13,700
You know, I'll go towards the forest because I don't want to just like leave our Jenkins.

2337
01:41:13,700 --> 01:41:14,700
There's princesses.

2338
01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:15,700
Yeah.

2339
01:41:15,700 --> 01:41:18,700
And whores, bro.

2340
01:41:18,700 --> 01:41:24,380
Do you most fear fire, darkness, isolation, heights or small spaces?

2341
01:41:24,380 --> 01:41:27,380
Well, obviously, you know.

2342
01:41:27,380 --> 01:41:28,380
Small spaces.

2343
01:41:28,380 --> 01:41:29,380
Yeah.

2344
01:41:29,380 --> 01:41:30,380
Yeah.

2345
01:41:30,380 --> 01:41:35,700
In a chest of magical artifacts, which would you choose?

2346
01:41:35,700 --> 01:41:43,860
A dagger, ornate, mirror, glittering, jewel, bounce, scroll, golden key, dusty bottle,

2347
01:41:43,860 --> 01:41:44,860
black glove.

2348
01:41:44,860 --> 01:41:46,580
I chose a knife.

2349
01:41:46,580 --> 01:41:47,580
Key.

2350
01:41:47,580 --> 01:41:48,580
Key?

2351
01:41:48,580 --> 01:41:49,580
Yeah.

2352
01:41:49,580 --> 01:41:50,580
What would you choose?

2353
01:41:50,580 --> 01:41:51,580
Because keys got to go to something.

2354
01:41:51,580 --> 01:41:52,580
I like the knife.

2355
01:41:52,580 --> 01:41:55,780
Keep you busy for a while trying to figure out what that is.

2356
01:41:55,780 --> 01:42:02,020
That's a tough one.

2357
01:42:02,020 --> 01:42:03,420
I'll go with the jewel.

2358
01:42:03,420 --> 01:42:05,420
So on eBay.

2359
01:42:05,420 --> 01:42:09,660
Yo, cypress.

2360
01:42:09,660 --> 01:42:16,780
I got my one cypress wood with a Phoenix core 13 and a quarter inches reasonably several

2361
01:42:16,780 --> 01:42:18,780
flexibility.

2362
01:42:18,780 --> 01:42:21,780
Hell yeah.

2363
01:42:21,780 --> 01:42:25,980
This was 60 bucks.

2364
01:42:25,980 --> 01:42:33,780
Yeah, but you can actually go to Orlando, Universal Studios, and you can go around with

2365
01:42:33,780 --> 01:42:37,980
that and there's certain places in the park that you can actually do like a motion once

2366
01:42:37,980 --> 01:42:38,980
you're one.

2367
01:42:38,980 --> 01:42:40,780
And it actually gets this one.

2368
01:42:40,780 --> 01:42:41,780
Yeah.

2369
01:42:41,780 --> 01:42:48,180
Go to the Orlando Universal Store and go under Harry Potter and then you can look it up.

2370
01:42:48,180 --> 01:42:50,980
So how does it does it have like some sensor in it?

2371
01:42:50,980 --> 01:42:52,180
Like look at the top of it.

2372
01:42:52,180 --> 01:42:53,180
Yeah.

2373
01:42:53,180 --> 01:42:56,380
Like that thing right there is probably the sensor.

2374
01:42:56,380 --> 01:42:57,380
Oh, shit.

2375
01:42:57,380 --> 01:43:01,180
That's that's good marketing.

2376
01:43:01,180 --> 01:43:03,300
But some ones are like it's not marketing.

2377
01:43:03,300 --> 01:43:04,300
It's real.

2378
01:43:04,300 --> 01:43:05,300
It's not marketing.

2379
01:43:05,300 --> 01:43:06,980
It's fucking real, bro.

2380
01:43:06,980 --> 01:43:13,100
No, but like, like some ones aren't on there, but I was lucky enough that my wand was go

2381
01:43:13,100 --> 01:43:14,980
to interactive ones.

2382
01:43:14,980 --> 01:43:15,980
Yeah.

2383
01:43:15,980 --> 01:43:17,980
Oh, yours is on there.

2384
01:43:17,980 --> 01:43:18,980
Warny.

2385
01:43:18,980 --> 01:43:21,980
Um, Hitachi magic wand.

2386
01:43:21,980 --> 01:43:23,980
Magic wand.

2387
01:43:23,980 --> 01:43:27,140
What the fuck is this?

2388
01:43:27,140 --> 01:43:28,140
Is this it?

2389
01:43:28,140 --> 01:43:29,140
What?

2390
01:43:29,140 --> 01:43:30,140
Interactive wand.

2391
01:43:30,140 --> 01:43:32,140
Yeah, interactive wand.

2392
01:43:32,140 --> 01:43:33,140
Let me see.

2393
01:43:33,140 --> 01:43:36,980
Is that the one that you got?

2394
01:43:36,980 --> 01:43:38,980
Yeah, but you can you can.

2395
01:43:38,980 --> 01:43:40,980
Arrow Potter.

2396
01:43:40,980 --> 01:43:42,980
Arrow Potter.

2397
01:43:42,980 --> 01:43:48,940
So, Dan, did you watch any of the Harry Potter movies?

2398
01:43:48,940 --> 01:43:54,940
Yeah, I watched the first one and then I started watching some of the second one.

2399
01:43:54,940 --> 01:43:55,940
Sweet.

2400
01:43:55,940 --> 01:44:04,540
You can go through and like that's Lurch and Phoenix Feather wand, Aspen Unicorn, like

2401
01:44:04,540 --> 01:44:06,620
black walnut dragon heartstring.

2402
01:44:06,620 --> 01:44:08,380
Like it's just like those ones.

2403
01:44:08,380 --> 01:44:09,780
Oh, sweet.

2404
01:44:09,780 --> 01:44:10,780
That one was mine.

2405
01:44:10,780 --> 01:44:12,940
The dragon heartstring one.

2406
01:44:12,940 --> 01:44:23,580
Well, it says Cyprus Wood with a Phoenix core 13 inches, you know, mine just happened

2407
01:44:23,580 --> 01:44:27,580
to be 12 and three quarter inches because you don't really get to figure it out.

2408
01:44:27,580 --> 01:44:29,460
Like you don't really get to do that.

2409
01:44:29,460 --> 01:44:31,620
I think all of her 12 and three quarter inches.

2410
01:44:31,620 --> 01:44:34,300
Yeah, but that's what mine is.

2411
01:44:34,300 --> 01:44:38,220
And I'm just like, I found a cadaver.

2412
01:44:38,220 --> 01:44:39,220
Murder.

2413
01:44:39,220 --> 01:44:40,220
That's awesome.

2414
01:44:40,220 --> 01:44:43,220
Bro, you should do your fucking one, man.

2415
01:44:43,220 --> 01:44:45,220
Figure out what mine is.

2416
01:44:45,220 --> 01:44:46,220
Yeah.

2417
01:44:46,220 --> 01:44:49,740
I remember in the first, what is that, the first movie where he goes to like the one?

2418
01:44:49,740 --> 01:44:53,940
Yeah, if you actually go to the place, if you're a young kid, you actually have a chance

2419
01:44:53,940 --> 01:44:57,220
to get picked out for like that like ceremony thing.

2420
01:44:57,220 --> 01:44:58,220
Oh, really?

2421
01:44:58,220 --> 01:44:59,220
It's pretty cool.

2422
01:44:59,220 --> 01:45:02,180
And like, like the guy gives you a couple different wands and the one that like chooses

2423
01:45:02,180 --> 01:45:05,580
you, you hold up and like it fucking does like a whole bunch of light and like wind comes

2424
01:45:05,580 --> 01:45:08,860
by like you fucking like it shows you and they're like, oh, hey, that's your one.

2425
01:45:08,860 --> 01:45:10,420
You stop buying it though.

2426
01:45:10,420 --> 01:45:11,420
Yeah, yeah.

2427
01:45:11,420 --> 01:45:12,420
That's awesome.

2428
01:45:12,420 --> 01:45:16,220
You go through all that shit as a kid and then your then your parents are just like,

2429
01:45:16,220 --> 01:45:17,220
oh yeah, we're not buying it.

2430
01:45:17,220 --> 01:45:19,860
I'd be like, you can't not do that.

2431
01:45:19,860 --> 01:45:21,860
Do they know that?

2432
01:45:21,860 --> 01:45:22,860
Yeah.

2433
01:45:22,860 --> 01:45:23,860
Like, damn it.

2434
01:45:23,860 --> 01:45:26,860
Get to buy this kid a fucking wand.

2435
01:45:26,860 --> 01:45:28,860
Fucking plastic one from China.

2436
01:45:28,860 --> 01:45:30,860
Let's see where it's made.

2437
01:45:30,860 --> 01:45:31,860
Taiwan.

2438
01:45:31,860 --> 01:45:32,860
Is it?

2439
01:45:32,860 --> 01:45:33,860
I think so.

2440
01:45:33,860 --> 01:45:34,860
Yo.

2441
01:45:34,860 --> 01:45:35,860
What?

2442
01:45:35,860 --> 01:45:36,860
Is it made?

2443
01:45:36,860 --> 01:45:37,860
Where is it made?

2444
01:45:37,860 --> 01:45:38,860
Let me see.

2445
01:45:38,860 --> 01:45:39,860
It would say in here.

2446
01:45:39,860 --> 01:45:41,860
Made in China.

2447
01:45:41,860 --> 01:45:43,860
Go figure.

2448
01:45:43,860 --> 01:45:45,860
Damn, that's sweet though.

2449
01:45:45,860 --> 01:45:47,860
That's come up to so many.

2450
01:45:47,860 --> 01:45:53,860
Why can't we make this in America?

2451
01:45:53,860 --> 01:45:55,860
How many different kinds of...

2452
01:45:55,860 --> 01:45:57,860
Wait, where is it made?

2453
01:45:57,860 --> 01:45:58,860
China.

2454
01:45:58,860 --> 01:46:01,860
Of course, everything's fucking made in China.

2455
01:46:01,860 --> 01:46:04,860
So if we fucking go to world China, we're fucking China.

2456
01:46:04,860 --> 01:46:07,860
We won't fucking have anything.

2457
01:46:07,860 --> 01:46:09,860
You know how much this would...

2458
01:46:09,860 --> 01:46:12,860
That's why we don't fucking get into World War three, Tyler.

2459
01:46:12,860 --> 01:46:15,860
I honestly wouldn't want this made by Larry in West Virginia.

2460
01:46:15,860 --> 01:46:16,860
Expecto Patrona.

2461
01:46:16,860 --> 01:46:17,860
Yeah.

2462
01:46:17,860 --> 01:46:21,860
Ever since that Harry Pond wand factory opened up, I've been doing pretty good for my

2463
01:46:21,860 --> 01:46:22,860
salary.

2464
01:46:22,860 --> 01:46:25,860
I bought myself a new truck.

2465
01:46:25,860 --> 01:46:27,860
Got myself a new girlfriend.

2466
01:46:27,860 --> 01:46:29,860
Got a double wide bag.

2467
01:46:29,860 --> 01:46:34,860
Expecto Patrona.

2468
01:46:34,860 --> 01:46:37,860
It would literally be like five times the price.

2469
01:46:37,860 --> 01:46:39,860
Like a $200 wand.

2470
01:46:39,860 --> 01:46:42,860
They have ones that are made out of real wooden shit.

2471
01:46:42,860 --> 01:46:47,860
Because when I was a kid, my grandma, I was super into Harry Potter when I was a kid,

2472
01:46:47,860 --> 01:46:49,860
like way more than I am now.

2473
01:46:49,860 --> 01:46:53,860
And my grandma got me Harry Potter's wand and Voldemort's wand.

2474
01:46:53,860 --> 01:46:56,860
And like it was really, it was like made out of real fucking wood.

2475
01:46:56,860 --> 01:47:02,860
And it came in like a thing like this, but this was like soft like like a plush material

2476
01:47:02,860 --> 01:47:03,860
and it came with like satin.

2477
01:47:03,860 --> 01:47:07,860
And it had like two little like things that you have to like fold open to it.

2478
01:47:07,860 --> 01:47:09,860
It was like the box itself was really cool.

2479
01:47:09,860 --> 01:47:12,860
And then like the wand was like actually made out of real wood.

2480
01:47:12,860 --> 01:47:13,860
It was pretty cool.

2481
01:47:13,860 --> 01:47:14,860
Yeah.

2482
01:47:14,860 --> 01:47:16,860
Where does the idea of like a wand come from?

2483
01:47:16,860 --> 01:47:21,860
Basically it's just channel your your your your power through it.

2484
01:47:21,860 --> 01:47:24,860
Because there you can get a lot of stuff.

2485
01:47:24,860 --> 01:47:29,860
You can do it because there you can technically do something with just your hands,

2486
01:47:29,860 --> 01:47:33,860
but you can like focus it into this and it makes it way better.

2487
01:47:33,860 --> 01:47:34,860
It's like more direct.

2488
01:47:34,860 --> 01:47:39,860
Yeah, it's like a it's like it's like a conduit pretty much like you it goes through that.

2489
01:47:39,860 --> 01:47:40,860
I kind of want to look this up.

2490
01:47:40,860 --> 01:47:46,860
But dude check it dude go to go to Wizarding World, make an account and then do your wand.

2491
01:47:46,860 --> 01:47:48,860
So then we all have one.

2492
01:47:48,860 --> 01:47:49,860
I'll check out.

2493
01:47:49,860 --> 01:47:52,860
I'll see what I'll see what one.

2494
01:47:52,860 --> 01:47:58,860
Because I am a grief indoor.

2495
01:47:58,860 --> 01:47:59,860
I'm a griffin door.

2496
01:47:59,860 --> 01:48:05,860
I had a horn beam and dragon heart string one and my Patronus is a fucking horse.

2497
01:48:05,860 --> 01:48:07,860
Where do you work?

2498
01:48:07,860 --> 01:48:08,860
It's not words.

2499
01:48:08,860 --> 01:48:09,860
Wands.

2500
01:48:09,860 --> 01:48:12,860
Where do wands come from?

2501
01:48:12,860 --> 01:48:13,860
History.

2502
01:48:13,860 --> 01:48:15,860
Works.

2503
01:48:15,860 --> 01:48:16,860
Let me see.

2504
01:48:16,860 --> 01:48:23,860
Wands were introduced into the occult by the 13th century Latin grimoire grimoire.

2505
01:48:23,860 --> 01:48:26,860
The old bound book of onerous.

2506
01:48:26,860 --> 01:48:33,860
The wand idea from the book of onerous along with various other ideas from that grimoire

2507
01:48:33,860 --> 01:48:38,860
were later incorporated into the 16th century grimoire the key of Solomon.

2508
01:48:38,860 --> 01:48:41,860
What the fuck this shit is.

2509
01:48:41,860 --> 01:48:47,860
People aren't fucking around with this.

2510
01:48:47,860 --> 01:48:53,860
In modern times wands are usually associated with stage magic or supernatural magic.

2511
01:48:53,860 --> 01:48:57,860
But there have been other uses all stemming from the original meaning as a synonym of

2512
01:48:57,860 --> 01:48:59,860
Rod and Verge.

2513
01:48:59,860 --> 01:49:01,860
How'd you sign up?

2514
01:49:01,860 --> 01:49:02,860
Or how did you?

2515
01:49:02,860 --> 01:49:06,860
Oh, we just go to the Wizarding World site.

2516
01:49:06,860 --> 01:49:11,860
Bro, too bad Ali Max not here because I love this movie, The Goblin of Fire.

2517
01:49:11,860 --> 01:49:14,860
Oh, The Goblin of Fire is probably one of my favorites.

2518
01:49:14,860 --> 01:49:18,860
Wait, wait, wait, we're going to take a break.

2519
01:49:18,860 --> 01:49:23,860
I'm going to call Ali Max, see if he can join us virtually.

2520
01:49:23,860 --> 01:49:39,860
Alright.

2521
01:49:39,860 --> 01:49:49,860
Welcome back to Unpuddle Podcast, The Goblin of Fire.

2522
01:49:49,860 --> 01:49:54,860
Today we're talking about hairpods of the Goblin of Fire.

2523
01:49:54,860 --> 01:49:56,860
The best one.

2524
01:49:56,860 --> 01:50:02,860
So, our story begins in a dream.

2525
01:50:02,860 --> 01:50:08,860
Fucking, they're going through this fucking house and it's all fucking spooky looking and shit.

2526
01:50:08,860 --> 01:50:10,860
And it's all dark in my green lighting.

2527
01:50:10,860 --> 01:50:16,860
And you just see this fucking dude's arm sitting in a chair and the rat man from the last movie

2528
01:50:16,860 --> 01:50:20,860
is some new guy that we don't know the name of.

2529
01:50:20,860 --> 01:50:24,860
And he's sitting there and he's just like, my lord, there's someone in the house.

2530
01:50:24,860 --> 01:50:28,860
And then fucking the guy goes, come closer.

2531
01:50:28,860 --> 01:50:31,860
I have something to tell you.

2532
01:50:31,860 --> 01:50:35,860
And then he's just like, oh, what's going on?

2533
01:50:35,860 --> 01:50:37,860
And then he goes, I'm out of cadaver.

2534
01:50:37,860 --> 01:50:40,860
And then fucking Harry wakes up, green lightning in his eyes.

2535
01:50:40,860 --> 01:50:42,860
He's like, oh, hold on.

2536
01:50:42,860 --> 01:50:45,860
Schizophrenic boogie.

2537
01:50:45,860 --> 01:50:54,860
So he wakes up and he's just like, whoa, my scar is hurting, man.

2538
01:50:54,860 --> 01:50:56,860
My scar is hurting.

2539
01:50:56,860 --> 01:50:58,860
And he's like Voldemort's near me.

2540
01:50:58,860 --> 01:51:06,860
And then fucking Sirius Black wrote to him and said, hey, man, if your scar is hurting, that means Voldemort's near you, bro.

2541
01:51:06,860 --> 01:51:07,860
Yeah.

2542
01:51:07,860 --> 01:51:13,860
So the next morning, fucking, he wakes up and he receives a letter from the Weasleys

2543
01:51:13,860 --> 01:51:17,860
asking Harry to join them at the Quidditch World Cup.

2544
01:51:17,860 --> 01:51:25,860
And fucking the fat ass uncle with cross-eyed's like, I'm not fucking let you go if you just get the fuck out of here.

2545
01:51:25,860 --> 01:51:32,860
So then they go back and they arrive at the Dursleys boarded a fucking fireplace.

2546
01:51:32,860 --> 01:51:34,860
They just kick through the fucking fireplace.

2547
01:51:34,860 --> 01:51:36,860
And they're just like, Harry, how you doing?

2548
01:51:36,860 --> 01:51:38,860
You fucking retard.

2549
01:51:38,860 --> 01:51:40,860
And then they're like, all right.

2550
01:51:40,860 --> 01:51:41,860
And then-

2551
01:51:41,860 --> 01:51:43,860
Yeah, I think that's in the book.

2552
01:51:43,860 --> 01:51:48,860
I'm going through a synopsis of the book, but like it's super similar anyways, but whatever.

2553
01:51:48,860 --> 01:51:50,860
Yeah, that's cool.

2554
01:51:50,860 --> 01:51:51,860
Yeah.

2555
01:51:51,860 --> 01:51:55,860
So fucking the Dursleys panic and throw things at the Weasleys.

2556
01:51:55,860 --> 01:51:57,860
And then he's like, no, don't worry about it.

2557
01:51:57,860 --> 01:52:05,860
So then fucking Harry gets taken to the fucking just peaks of some random mountain.

2558
01:52:05,860 --> 01:52:14,860
And they go through and they fucking like go to this fucking place and they had to touch this boot.

2559
01:52:14,860 --> 01:52:18,860
And they got to touch this fucking boot and this boot takes them to like this different place.

2560
01:52:18,860 --> 01:52:20,860
And then they're like, it's a port key, Harry.

2561
01:52:20,860 --> 01:52:22,860
And Harry's like, what the fuck's a port key?

2562
01:52:22,860 --> 01:52:23,860
Yeah.

2563
01:52:23,860 --> 01:52:28,860
And then he just grabs on this boot and it's like a fucking like size 10 like men's like work boot.

2564
01:52:28,860 --> 01:52:30,860
And they get fucking transported to like this fucking place.

2565
01:52:30,860 --> 01:52:39,860
And by the way, I used to when I was in the high school band, I used to we played Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire soundtrack.

2566
01:52:39,860 --> 01:52:40,860
Really?

2567
01:52:40,860 --> 01:52:42,860
Yeah. One year. It was awesome.

2568
01:52:42,860 --> 01:52:44,860
So we did that.

2569
01:52:44,860 --> 01:52:49,860
And then they get to the fucking place and there's a bunch of fucking tents everywhere.

2570
01:52:49,860 --> 01:52:52,860
And then they're going to the Quidditch World Cup.

2571
01:52:52,860 --> 01:52:56,860
It's basically just the World Cup for Quidditch.

2572
01:52:56,860 --> 01:53:06,860
So they're doing that shit and fucking they go in and they're in this fucking tent and they go into the tent and it looks like a normal tent for me outside.

2573
01:53:06,860 --> 01:53:08,860
But it's like a fucking house inside.

2574
01:53:08,860 --> 01:53:11,860
And they're like, blah, blah, blah, blah, we're the Weasleys.

2575
01:53:11,860 --> 01:53:13,860
We have red hair and we're Irish.

2576
01:53:13,860 --> 01:53:16,860
And then they're like, we want the Irish to win.

2577
01:53:16,860 --> 01:53:19,860
And then somebody's like, but what about Victor Crum in the Bulgarians?

2578
01:53:19,860 --> 01:53:23,860
And they're like, well, he's one of the best fucking Quidditch players in the world.

2579
01:53:23,860 --> 01:53:29,860
So they're like, all right. And then they go to the fucking place and they go to this fucking thing.

2580
01:53:29,860 --> 01:53:31,860
It's a giant fucking arena.

2581
01:53:31,860 --> 01:53:39,860
And then they're walking up and then they're going up the stairs and fucking Draco's just like, oh, can you tell me if it's raining up there?

2582
01:53:39,860 --> 01:53:41,860
You're gonna be the first to know it.

2583
01:53:41,860 --> 01:53:46,860
And then fucking Draco's dad, Lucy's mouth, was like, we don't talk like that to the scum.

2584
01:53:46,860 --> 01:53:49,860
It's like, we're better than them.

2585
01:53:49,860 --> 01:53:57,860
So they're fucking doing that shit. They get up there and then you just see the fucking Irish come through and they're flying on their brooms like, yeah, the Irish.

2586
01:53:57,860 --> 01:54:01,860
And then you just can see the Bulgarians come through and they explode a fucking leprechaun.

2587
01:54:01,860 --> 01:54:11,860
And then there's like, there he is. It's Victor Crum. He's going, yeah, yeah, I'm the best. Yeah, yeah.

2588
01:54:11,860 --> 01:54:16,860
So they play a fucking game and the Irish win and whatever.

2589
01:54:16,860 --> 01:54:23,860
So they're fucking going through and they go back to the fucking tent and they're just like, oh, yeah, did you see the Irish win?

2590
01:54:23,860 --> 01:54:29,860
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then they just hear like a bomb go off outside and they're like, it must be the Irish.

2591
01:54:29,860 --> 01:54:31,860
He's like, and fuck runs.

2592
01:54:31,860 --> 01:54:33,860
Dad comes in goes, it's not the fucking Irish.

2593
01:54:33,860 --> 01:54:35,860
He goes, we need to get the fuck out of here now.

2594
01:54:35,860 --> 01:54:38,860
And they go outside and everything's on fire.

2595
01:54:38,860 --> 01:54:44,860
And there's these dudes with fucking skull masks and these dudes with skull masks and just going around chanting and just burning shit.

2596
01:54:44,860 --> 01:54:56,860
And there's like, fire. And there's like, we need to get the fuck out of here, man.

2597
01:54:56,860 --> 01:54:59,860
So they run into the woods next to the fucking thing and Draco's there.

2598
01:54:59,860 --> 01:55:03,860
He's going, what? What?

2599
01:55:03,860 --> 01:55:06,860
Draco, what are you doing here? Get out of here, man.

2600
01:55:06,860 --> 01:55:08,860
He's just like, what?

2601
01:55:08,860 --> 01:55:18,860
Fucking run off. And then Harry's still there. He got knocked out or some shit because Harry's always very good at getting unconscious.

2602
01:55:18,860 --> 01:55:23,860
So he's fucking sitting there and then he looks up and this guy just goes blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

2603
01:55:23,860 --> 01:55:29,860
And he fucking shoots something up in the air and his skull fucking head with a snake coming out of its mouth comes out in the sky.

2604
01:55:29,860 --> 01:55:32,860
And then everybody's just like, oh, no, that's the dark mark.

2605
01:55:32,860 --> 01:55:34,860
That means that Voldemort's fucking doing shit.

2606
01:55:34,860 --> 01:55:43,860
And he's like, whoa. So then fucking Harry wakes up there and then like he wakes up and they're like, oh, Harry, how are you doing?

2607
01:55:43,860 --> 01:55:47,860
And then like fucking like six dudes come out and they're like, what's your fucking lockdown?

2608
01:55:47,860 --> 01:55:49,860
Dude, it's like a fucking wizard SWAT team.

2609
01:55:49,860 --> 01:55:52,860
Like, put it in the fuck down, boy. Put it in the fuck down.

2610
01:55:52,860 --> 01:55:54,860
Like, don't shoot him. He's a kid.

2611
01:55:54,860 --> 01:56:00,860
And he's like, oh, hi, Harry. What's going on?

2612
01:56:00,860 --> 01:56:04,860
And I'm like, did you see who did that? He goes, there's some guy over there.

2613
01:56:04,860 --> 01:56:06,860
And they're like, go get them. And they run off.

2614
01:56:06,860 --> 01:56:09,860
And they're just like, what the fuck was that about?

2615
01:56:09,860 --> 01:56:11,860
What the fuck?

2616
01:56:11,860 --> 01:56:17,860
So they go through and they fucking they do shit.

2617
01:56:17,860 --> 01:56:25,860
And then fucking they go to the they go to school like the Hagi warts again.

2618
01:56:25,860 --> 01:56:30,860
They go to Hagi warts and they take the train.

2619
01:56:30,860 --> 01:56:34,860
Dumbledore is like, this year I'm really gonna try to fucking kill you, Harry.

2620
01:56:34,860 --> 01:56:36,860
This year I'm gonna really try to murder you, Harry.

2621
01:56:36,860 --> 01:56:41,860
And like Dumbledore standing at the fucking top of the fucking thing with the fucking like lexicon.

2622
01:56:41,860 --> 01:56:51,860
And he's going, all right, children, this year's a very special year because we're going to do the Try Wizard Cup.

2623
01:56:51,860 --> 01:56:55,860
And then he fucking goes like, and then the fucking Goblet of Fire comes out.

2624
01:56:55,860 --> 01:56:58,860
He's just like, that's the name of the movie. It's the Goblet of Fire.

2625
01:56:58,860 --> 01:57:00,860
That's the fucking name of the movie. It's right there.

2626
01:57:00,860 --> 01:57:05,860
So he's like, well, we also have guests.

2627
01:57:05,860 --> 01:57:15,860
And then they're like the fucking French bitches and the French bitches come in and they're wearing like this blue like bonnet and like fucking like sexy ass like fucking outfits and shit.

2628
01:57:15,860 --> 01:57:18,860
And they come out and they just go, they let me go like this.

2629
01:57:18,860 --> 01:57:24,860
And they walk down the hallway and they go, and they walk down the hallway a little bit and go to the other side.

2630
01:57:24,860 --> 01:57:29,860
And then they go down and there's like, ah, beautiful, the women here.

2631
01:57:29,860 --> 01:57:35,860
And then they're like, and the Bulgarians from the other fucking school and these fucking sigma males fucking come out with fucking like canes and shit.

2632
01:57:35,860 --> 01:57:41,860
They're fucking fucking walking down the hallway, smack it on the ground like we're alpha males, bro.

2633
01:57:41,860 --> 01:57:49,860
And then like fucking there's like spitting around shit that some guys breathe fire everywhere. He's going, ah.

2634
01:57:49,860 --> 01:57:53,860
And then everybody's like, whoa, those guys are pretty fucking sigma male.

2635
01:57:53,860 --> 01:57:58,860
So then fucking Victor Crumb comes in and he's from that school and everybody's like, dude, that's Victor Crumb.

2636
01:57:58,860 --> 01:58:02,860
He's this Quidditch guy. Whoa, that guy's pretty fucking cool.

2637
01:58:02,860 --> 01:58:07,860
So then he's just like, and then then Devil Doors like, now hold on a minute.

2638
01:58:07,860 --> 01:58:12,860
Since we're all here, I have to tell you, because of the dangers of the- of this game,

2639
01:58:12,860 --> 01:58:17,860
we are only allowing people who are 17 years of age or above to go into the tournament.

2640
01:58:17,860 --> 01:58:22,860
And he's like, boo, fuck you, I want to die in a tournament, fuck you.

2641
01:58:22,860 --> 01:58:25,860
And he's like, silence!

2642
01:58:25,860 --> 01:58:29,860
I said nobody under the age of 17. He just goes.

2643
01:58:29,860 --> 01:58:33,860
And he draws like a circle around it, around the Goblet of Fire.

2644
01:58:33,860 --> 01:58:41,860
And then fucking whole bunch of people are starting to fucking, you know, go through and like put their name in the Goblet of Fire.

2645
01:58:41,860 --> 01:58:47,860
And Victor Crumb puts it in, he's like this, he goes, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do it.

2646
01:58:47,860 --> 01:58:57,860
And this bitch from the fucking like, the sexy school comes through and she's like, boop, and she's like, I'm hot.

2647
01:58:57,860 --> 01:59:03,860
And then fucking Cedric Dickery, aka fucking um...

2648
01:59:03,860 --> 01:59:04,860
Oh Twilight?

2649
01:59:04,860 --> 01:59:05,860
Yeah, Twilight.

2650
01:59:05,860 --> 01:59:06,860
Yeah, Edward Cullen.

2651
01:59:06,860 --> 01:59:08,860
Edward Cullen from Twilight.

2652
01:59:08,860 --> 01:59:14,860
The fucking Vampire Man from fucking Twilight is like Cedric Dickery and he's in fucking Hogwarts.

2653
01:59:14,860 --> 01:59:16,860
But he is like, I'm gonna put my name in too.

2654
01:59:16,860 --> 01:59:18,860
And everybody's like, oh yay!

2655
01:59:18,860 --> 01:59:20,860
So you got Mad Eye Moody too, right?

2656
01:59:20,860 --> 01:59:22,860
Yeah, that's the next scene.

2657
01:59:22,860 --> 01:59:25,860
So they fucking go into this fucking, the defense against-

2658
01:59:25,860 --> 01:59:28,860
No, no, no, no, no, no, that happens first.

2659
01:59:28,860 --> 01:59:35,860
So then like, you just see this guy walking into the castle, he's all fucked up looking, he's got like a weird fucking eye and shit.

2660
01:59:35,860 --> 01:59:40,860
It's like a fucking bulbous thing, that's like in a fucking like, fucking metal casing and shit.

2661
01:59:40,860 --> 01:59:47,860
It just goes all around, he's walking through, and then a fucking lightning bolt shoots through the ceiling, he's just like, get the fuck out of here!

2662
01:59:47,860 --> 01:59:51,860
And then he's just like, good to see you, Mr. Double Door, he fucking shakes his hand.

2663
01:59:51,860 --> 01:59:59,860
And he's just like, alright! And they're like, everybody welcome Professor Moody, he is an ex aura, which is like wizard FBI.

2664
01:59:59,860 --> 02:00:02,860
And they're like, oh that's cool.

2665
02:00:02,860 --> 02:00:10,860
So then they go to his class the next day, and then in the next, they're in the class and he's just like, my name is Professor Moody!

2666
02:00:10,860 --> 02:00:17,860
And he fucking writes his name on the board, and he's just like, and I'm here to teach you about unforgivable curses!

2667
02:00:17,860 --> 02:00:21,860
And then he's just like, you can't teach that here man, that's like against the law or something man.

2668
02:00:21,860 --> 02:00:25,860
He's like, shut the fuck up! And he throws a piece of chalk at some kid's head.

2669
02:00:25,860 --> 02:00:32,860
And then he's just like, listen! And he just goes, can anybody tell me the name of one of the curses?

2670
02:00:32,860 --> 02:00:40,860
And he's like, somebody's like, my dad taught me about Imperial, and he's like, yes, correct, Imperial!

2671
02:00:40,860 --> 02:00:44,860
The curse that will allow you to control another person's mind.

2672
02:00:44,860 --> 02:00:50,860
And he pulls out this fucking bug out of his fucking bag, and he just goes, Imperial!

2673
02:00:50,860 --> 02:00:55,860
And then he starts like, puppeting a fucking spider around the room and like dancing around with it.

2674
02:00:55,860 --> 02:00:59,860
And everybody's like, whoa, that's pretty fucking funny. Why is this unforgivable?

2675
02:00:59,860 --> 02:01:03,860
And he's just like, he's like lifting it around and fucking throwing it on people's heads and shit.

2676
02:01:03,860 --> 02:01:08,860
And then he's like, boom! Ha ha ha ha!

2677
02:01:08,860 --> 02:01:13,860
Look at you! He's got it like, he likes you! And he's like fucking throwing it on kids.

2678
02:01:13,860 --> 02:01:20,860
So he takes this fucking spider back, and he just goes, Miss Granger, Hermione!

2679
02:01:20,860 --> 02:01:29,860
Do you know another unforgivable curse? And she's like shaking her head. She's going, I won't say it. I won't say it out loud.

2680
02:01:29,860 --> 02:01:38,860
And another kid, he's like, you! What is it? And he's like... the cruciatus curse?

2681
02:01:38,860 --> 02:01:45,060
Decorate the torture curse and he fucking takes the fucking thing and he throws it down on the table and he just goes

2682
02:01:47,140 --> 02:01:49,140
Crucio and the things are going

2683
02:01:50,220 --> 02:01:53,860
Like fucking like flailing about like it's being tortured he's going

2684
02:01:55,660 --> 02:01:57,820
He's like fucking staring at it like fucking

2685
02:01:57,940 --> 02:02:02,520
Like doing shit and it fucking reminds like stop it. Can't you see your heart?

2686
02:02:02,520 --> 02:02:11,140
And he goes the spider thing yeah, and he's just like he's like stairs out of his like cunt. I was trying to teach something here

2687
02:02:12,260 --> 02:02:14,500
He goes up to another person and he's just like

2688
02:02:15,820 --> 02:02:20,620
What is the last unforgivable curse and nobody's answering he just goes

2689
02:02:21,220 --> 02:02:23,220
It's called the killing curse

2690
02:02:23,700 --> 02:02:29,500
There's only been one person to survive the killing curse and he's standing here in this room with us

2691
02:02:29,500 --> 02:02:36,140
He looks over at Harry and he just goes you are the only boy on the entire planet that has ever survived the killing curse

2692
02:02:36,740 --> 02:02:39,640
He looks over at the fucking like little fucking spider thing

2693
02:02:40,180 --> 02:02:43,140
He's goes a lot of cadaver and it just fucking goes

2694
02:02:43,660 --> 02:02:46,920
And it like just goes limp. It's like killing curse

2695
02:02:48,740 --> 02:02:54,420
There we go, so it's fucked up. Yeah, he's a psycho. Yeah

2696
02:02:54,420 --> 02:02:59,060
So then they're just sitting there and they're like all right

2697
02:02:59,060 --> 02:03:02,980
It's time to announce the people who have been selected by the Goblet of fire

2698
02:03:03,340 --> 02:03:06,620
So they're sitting there and it takes it takes three wizards

2699
02:03:06,660 --> 02:03:13,980
So you're like all right cool one from each school and then they're like all right number one is Victor Crumb the fucking Bulgarian guy

2700
02:03:13,980 --> 02:03:15,480
Just goes yeah

2701
02:03:15,480 --> 02:03:21,080
Yeah all the time and then number two the hot bitch from that one hot bitch school

2702
02:03:21,080 --> 02:03:24,560
And she's like yeah, and then if Hogwarts

2703
02:03:25,820 --> 02:03:27,500
Mr. Twilight

2704
02:03:27,500 --> 02:03:30,460
She's like my skin sparkles in the sun

2705
02:03:31,060 --> 02:03:38,900
And then like after all that's done another name comes out of the Goblet of fire and everybody's like there's only supposed to be three and

2706
02:03:39,380 --> 02:03:43,220
Then fucking mr. Dumbledore fucking takes it out of sky

2707
02:03:44,180 --> 02:03:46,180
He's like Harry Potter

2708
02:03:46,180 --> 02:03:49,220
Potter Harry Potter

2709
02:03:50,180 --> 02:03:52,180
Harry Potter

2710
02:03:52,340 --> 02:03:59,740
He's like fucking like sprints out of fucking thing and the and they keep fucking good goes out of the room and like Harry's like running away

2711
02:03:59,740 --> 02:04:04,780
He's scared and this fucking guy chases him down. He's like, hey

2712
02:04:07,300 --> 02:04:14,620
Did you put your fucking name in a goblet of fire did you put your fucking name in a fucking goblet of fire you fucking

2713
02:04:14,620 --> 02:04:17,940
We started to put your fucking name in the goblet of fucking fire

2714
02:04:18,820 --> 02:04:24,420
He's just like no double-do I did he's like did you have someone put your fucking name in the Goblet of fire

2715
02:04:24,580 --> 02:04:30,300
Did you have an older person put your fucking name in there? He's like no he's like okay cool

2716
02:04:30,700 --> 02:04:38,860
Never mind don't worry about it, and they're like we said calmly he said calmly but in the movie. He's just screaming at it

2717
02:04:38,860 --> 02:04:46,140
So he's fucking this like what the fuck man, and then they fucking have like a teacher's meeting with like the minister of magic and shit

2718
02:04:46,140 --> 02:04:52,860
They're like well obviously the rules say if it gets picked from the Goblet of fire they have to compete like he's fucking 15

2719
02:04:53,820 --> 02:04:56,500
And they're like yep still works whatever

2720
02:04:58,220 --> 02:05:00,220
And then

2721
02:05:02,020 --> 02:05:04,020
And then like fucking

2722
02:05:04,020 --> 02:05:09,500
Ron starts being a real fucking edgelord and like hating on Harry because he's famous or some shit

2723
02:05:09,500 --> 02:05:15,200
Oh, yeah, and then he's like well must be nice to be fucking cool or some shit

2724
02:05:15,200 --> 02:05:19,860
And then like Harry's just like shut the fuck up Ron. You're a fucking bitch, and then like I

2725
02:05:20,780 --> 02:05:26,460
Don't like you anymore. Don't talk to me and then fucking then Hermione like comes up to him like the next day

2726
02:05:26,460 --> 02:05:28,980
It comes up to Harry, and he's like she's like

2727
02:05:28,980 --> 02:05:36,500
Ron told me to tell you that like six people told him that Hagrid wants to see you

2728
02:05:36,860 --> 02:05:38,860
And everybody's like what?

2729
02:05:39,820 --> 02:05:44,780
And she goes Hagrid wants to see you and he's like well you can tell Ron that he can see like she's like

2730
02:05:44,780 --> 02:05:48,500
I'm not gonna keep going back and forth between you two fucking retards

2731
02:05:49,020 --> 02:05:53,660
And he's just like okay, so he goes to see fucking Hagrid and Hagrid's like oh Harry

2732
02:05:53,660 --> 02:05:57,140
How you doing I gotta show you this fucking cool ass shit that I found

2733
02:05:57,140 --> 02:06:01,900
It's just a bunch of fucking dragons in the woods. Oh, yeah, and they're like whoa, man

2734
02:06:02,820 --> 02:06:06,980
So then the next day comes it's a day of the first event of the tournament

2735
02:06:06,980 --> 02:06:13,420
And they have this fucking bag and they got this bag and like fucking they're like looking the bag

2736
02:06:13,740 --> 02:06:18,500
Oh puts her hand in the bag and Victor Krum goes first and he's fucking picks up a fucking green dragon

2737
02:06:18,500 --> 02:06:20,100
And he goes yeah

2738
02:06:20,100 --> 02:06:24,780
And the fucking bitch comes in she puts her hand and she gets like some like black dragon

2739
02:06:24,780 --> 02:06:29,260
She's like huh and then Twilight but just fucking hand the bag and he's just like

2740
02:06:29,940 --> 02:06:36,580
Okay, and then fucking Harry puts his hand in the bag and he gets this fucking dangerous ass like evil dragon

2741
02:06:36,580 --> 02:06:38,940
And there's like this sucks to be you Harry

2742
02:06:40,380 --> 02:06:43,100
So then they have to go and fight those dragons

2743
02:06:44,020 --> 02:06:51,620
And like everybody gets it and like the whole thing is you have to get the egg from the dragon and it's protecting it

2744
02:06:51,620 --> 02:06:56,380
So then Harry goes out there gets fucking bitch slapped by the dragon a few times

2745
02:06:56,980 --> 02:07:03,980
Summons his fucking magic broom so he can fly around on it flies around the castle a castle gets fucked up the dragon keeps attacking him

2746
02:07:03,980 --> 02:07:08,020
And shit. He's like whatever and then he's like

2747
02:07:09,020 --> 02:07:13,340
Okay, whatever so he gets back and he steals the egg and everybody's like yay

2748
02:07:14,500 --> 02:07:18,380
And then they have a fucking party at the dorms for him. It's like

2749
02:07:18,380 --> 02:07:22,220
Harry Potter Harry Potter you're the best yay

2750
02:07:22,860 --> 02:07:28,540
You're the best so he's like do you want me to open the fucking egg and everybody's like yeah open the fucking egg

2751
02:07:28,540 --> 02:07:33,660
And he's like you want me to open the fucking egg and everybody's like yeah open the fucking egg

2752
02:07:34,020 --> 02:07:36,020
So they open up the egg and it just goes

2753
02:07:37,060 --> 02:07:42,060
There was like what the fuck was that he closed it in me's like alright everybody let's go home

2754
02:07:42,700 --> 02:07:44,500
They fucking go back

2755
02:07:44,500 --> 02:07:45,820
so

2756
02:07:45,820 --> 02:07:48,540
Few nights blah blah blah blah

2757
02:07:49,660 --> 02:07:52,460
Everyone is ecstatic soon afterwards

2758
02:07:53,340 --> 02:08:00,540
Blah blah blah Harry gathers the he so then professor McGonagall fucking comes in and she's like

2759
02:08:01,060 --> 02:08:06,900
All right everybody we are going to have a dance and everybody's like oh man

2760
02:08:06,900 --> 02:08:12,620
I got to ask a girl to the dance. Oh man. That's real shitty. Oh man. I don't know how to talk to women

2761
02:08:12,620 --> 02:08:16,660
It's making me sad. How do I talk to women?

2762
02:08:17,020 --> 02:08:19,020
But then fucking he's like

2763
02:08:19,380 --> 02:08:23,180
But we are not gonna have you disgrace the name of our great school

2764
02:08:23,220 --> 02:08:27,620
So I'm gonna teach you how to dance so this old-ass woman just points at Ron

2765
02:08:27,620 --> 02:08:30,460
It's just like you're gonna fucking dance with me bitch

2766
02:08:30,540 --> 02:08:35,940
And he's just like well, I don't wanna dance. He's just like you're gonna dance with me

2767
02:08:35,940 --> 02:08:41,780
So he's gonna she's going one two three one two three one two three and Ron's like

2768
02:08:41,780 --> 02:08:43,780
I don't like you you're old

2769
02:08:44,380 --> 02:08:46,380
So they do in that shit

2770
02:08:46,460 --> 02:08:52,420
So they go through like there's a bunch of like other stupid like smaller shit that happens and then fucking

2771
02:08:53,940 --> 02:09:00,340
Harry tries to ask this Asian bitch to the dance. It's like I'm sorry Harry, but I'm already going with Twilight

2772
02:09:01,340 --> 02:09:06,460
He's like oh fuck man. You're right cool. I'll go out with an Indian bitch instead

2773
02:09:06,460 --> 02:09:14,740
There's like an Indian twins and then fucking her hit him and Ron date the Indian twins and then fucking everybody's like oh

2774
02:09:15,140 --> 02:09:21,140
Who's who's who's who's Hermione going with and it's fucking Victor crumb fucking fist pumping guy

2775
02:09:21,340 --> 02:09:25,820
And everybody's like oh she looks real hot in that dress. I'm like she's 15

2776
02:09:25,820 --> 02:09:35,180
Yeah, yeah, I got this hot bitch with me. Yeah

2777
02:09:36,380 --> 02:09:40,500
They go through and then Harry has to dance with this like

2778
02:09:41,020 --> 02:09:47,380
Indian lady and like it's the it's the champions dance first and then everybody else can dance like afterwards

2779
02:09:47,620 --> 02:09:53,060
So they do that and then it fucking after that they have like the do the hippopotamus

2780
02:09:53,060 --> 02:09:58,220
Yeah, do the hippopotamus and dance around like you're a fucking retard

2781
02:09:58,540 --> 02:10:03,060
Yeah, so they do that and then after the dance fucking runs like

2782
02:10:05,020 --> 02:10:08,460
Victor crumb only wants to date you so he can fuck you pretty much and

2783
02:10:09,340 --> 02:10:16,220
Then Hermione's like I don't want to fuck him. I want to fuck you you fucking idiot and he's just like what?

2784
02:10:16,220 --> 02:10:22,700
I think she likes looks at it. She goes you should have the goal to ask me instead of some

2785
02:10:22,860 --> 02:10:26,780
Slut and runs away crying and then fucking runs like

2786
02:10:27,380 --> 02:10:29,380
women

2787
02:10:29,380 --> 02:10:31,380
I'm just off the weeds here

2788
02:10:32,940 --> 02:10:35,900
I've never seen this. I believe that this is exactly how

2789
02:10:38,860 --> 02:10:44,940
Then he goes to figure out what the egg what the egg has and then fucking he's like

2790
02:10:44,940 --> 02:10:50,660
Then fucking twilight comes up to him when he's just outside and twilight comes up to me. He's like hey, man

2791
02:10:50,660 --> 02:10:54,380
I know you helped me out with those dragons and told me about him. So

2792
02:10:55,420 --> 02:10:57,420
Try going to the bath

2793
02:10:57,820 --> 02:11:02,060
And like he shakes his head at him. He's like what he just goes yeah

2794
02:11:02,100 --> 02:11:05,540
Make sure you take your egg to the bath with you

2795
02:11:05,860 --> 02:11:11,900
And he's just like what the fuck does that even mean? He's just like hey go and take a bath

2796
02:11:11,900 --> 02:11:13,900
With the egg

2797
02:11:15,500 --> 02:11:19,660
That's literally what he said to I'm not making that up. He was like go to the bath

2798
02:11:19,660 --> 02:11:23,220
Yeah, and take your egg to the bath. He's just like

2799
02:11:24,020 --> 02:11:27,220
Okay, so they goes into like the the bathroom and

2800
02:11:27,820 --> 02:11:33,020
This ghost comes out from the first from the second movie moaning Myrtle morning and she's like

2801
02:11:33,500 --> 02:11:38,780
Hello, Harry, and he's just like and he fucking takes the bubbles and like puts it over his cock

2802
02:11:38,780 --> 02:11:43,740
And he's like he's like hi morning Myrtle, and she's like

2803
02:11:44,380 --> 02:11:49,940
You should take the egg and put it under the water because that's what Cedric Dickery did aka twilight

2804
02:11:50,260 --> 02:11:52,100
And then he's like

2805
02:11:52,100 --> 02:11:56,700
Okay, and she goes it took him so long that almost all the bubbles went away

2806
02:11:57,620 --> 02:12:01,420
And I'm like she definitely trying to fuck from the ghost sphere

2807
02:12:02,980 --> 02:12:07,780
And fucking Harry's like alright, and he fucking takes the egg under the water

2808
02:12:07,780 --> 02:12:13,900
Instead of screaming it's like a song it's just like you only have an hour to save your friends underwater

2809
02:12:14,300 --> 02:12:18,380
If you know how to get underwater for an hour you gotta save your friends blah blah

2810
02:12:19,620 --> 02:12:21,620
singing songs

2811
02:12:21,780 --> 02:12:23,780
And then Harry's like oh

2812
02:12:23,860 --> 02:12:29,500
It's obviously the black lake or whatever so then they're going through and then fuck

2813
02:12:30,780 --> 02:12:37,060
They're going through and they walk by fucking professor Snape's fucking thing and the leader of the fucking

2814
02:12:37,060 --> 02:12:42,700
Russians the Bulgarian school is going look I have a fucking mark too you have one

2815
02:12:42,700 --> 02:12:45,700
It's a fucking dark mark that they saw in the sky like that guy's evil

2816
02:12:46,220 --> 02:12:48,220
That guy's definitely evil

2817
02:12:48,420 --> 02:12:51,900
Senator like the fuck was that and then Snape's like you didn't see anything

2818
02:12:52,780 --> 02:12:59,700
And walks away and like does like a weird cape fucking thing and he walks away, and I'm like alright. That's something and

2819
02:12:59,700 --> 02:13:06,060
And they go yeah this song

2820
02:13:11,420 --> 02:13:13,420
Sounds like Celtic woman

2821
02:13:21,060 --> 02:13:23,180
So basically I had the gist of it you know

2822
02:13:24,620 --> 02:13:27,260
so so they do that shit and

2823
02:13:27,260 --> 02:13:28,900
And

2824
02:13:28,900 --> 02:13:31,460
They go there and but before they go there

2825
02:13:31,460 --> 02:13:38,100
He's like how the fuck am I gonna breathe underwater and then fucking Neville long bottoms like I like

2826
02:13:38,540 --> 02:13:40,540
fucking plants and

2827
02:13:41,020 --> 02:13:45,940
Harry's like that's great. You're gonna probably get some sort of disease from that but whatever dude

2828
02:13:46,260 --> 02:13:50,260
He's just like Troy gilly weed. He's like what the fucks gilly weed

2829
02:13:50,260 --> 02:13:52,260
He's like it allows you to breathe underwater

2830
02:13:52,260 --> 02:13:59,060
So then they're like okay, so they go so he gets to the fucking platform and he eats the gilly weed and he starts going

2831
02:14:02,500 --> 02:14:07,980
And then fucking professor Moody's like good boy you good boy come on boy. What are you doing?

2832
02:14:07,980 --> 02:14:10,060
He's throws it into the water and here's going

2833
02:14:10,060 --> 02:14:21,020
And he's down under the water and then he's like wait a minute. I got gills now so I can breathe underwater

2834
02:14:21,860 --> 02:14:23,860
You know

2835
02:14:24,940 --> 02:14:26,940
It's like what can't happen

2836
02:14:31,340 --> 02:14:38,180
So they're fucking going down under the water and they're like going through and then they see their fucking friends

2837
02:14:38,180 --> 02:14:41,460
Literally chained underwater for like an hour

2838
02:14:42,220 --> 02:14:46,700
Like there's like three students and like to like just run Hermione

2839
02:14:46,780 --> 02:14:54,300
It's Ron Hermione chow the fucking Asian bitch that's why lights dating and fucking some like six-year-old girl

2840
02:14:54,940 --> 02:15:01,780
And I'm like but Harry's like okay, so then he's like going and trying to untie Ron and then fucking

2841
02:15:03,220 --> 02:15:05,220
And then fucking

2842
02:15:05,220 --> 02:15:11,660
Fucking Victor Crom it's a shark. He literally turned to a fucking shark person and just fucking just goes

2843
02:15:12,300 --> 02:15:17,620
And then bites the chain apart and then drags Hermione to the surface and then fucking

2844
02:15:18,300 --> 02:15:20,780
Fucking twilight goes down there and he saves

2845
02:15:21,660 --> 02:15:28,980
Fucking Chao Chung is her name the most racist name ever very tiny chuchang Chao Chung or whatever

2846
02:15:29,380 --> 02:15:31,380
Chuchang but still super

2847
02:15:32,220 --> 02:15:34,220
And they fucking do that shit

2848
02:15:34,220 --> 02:15:35,900
and

2849
02:15:35,900 --> 02:15:37,900
they're under the water and

2850
02:15:38,420 --> 02:15:42,540
Then the one lady the hot bitch she just can't do it anymore

2851
02:15:42,540 --> 02:15:45,180
So she surfaces and she's like well, I guess your kids gonna

2852
02:15:45,500 --> 02:15:47,500
racist to have a name that is of

2853
02:15:48,380 --> 02:15:50,380
Asian descent

2854
02:15:51,180 --> 02:15:53,220
So fucking they do that shit

2855
02:15:53,220 --> 02:15:57,260
But then Harry like unties Ron and then like but like before he unties Ron

2856
02:15:57,260 --> 02:16:02,340
He looks over at Twilight and Twilight started going like pointing out a fake watch on his hand and Harry's like

2857
02:16:02,340 --> 02:16:07,100
Okay, that means like times almost up type thing because him and him and him and the

2858
02:16:07,300 --> 02:16:12,540
Twilight are kind of working together kind of not like it's like one of those things where it's like an alliance type thing

2859
02:16:12,540 --> 02:16:15,900
Cuz you're from the same school so like okay, we'll kind of help out each other

2860
02:16:16,380 --> 02:16:23,460
So he fucking saves Ron and he goes over to save the other girl because she's just gonna fucking drown if she stays there

2861
02:16:23,460 --> 02:16:28,220
And then the fucking MIR people come along. They're like only one motherfucker

2862
02:16:28,220 --> 02:16:33,380
He can only take one and he's like okay, so he starts going up and he goes

2863
02:16:34,260 --> 02:16:37,620
Poop and then like the chain breaks and they all start going ah

2864
02:16:38,660 --> 02:16:43,820
Chasing after him and then Harry does like some spell and they all fucking get paralyzed for a couple minutes

2865
02:16:44,060 --> 02:16:48,460
So they fucking swim to the top and his gills are starting to go away, so he starts going like I

2866
02:16:49,820 --> 02:16:53,940
Can't believe so they gets up and they're like whoa

2867
02:16:53,940 --> 02:16:59,180
Oh, he made it and then the fucking hot bitch goes you saved my sister

2868
02:16:59,180 --> 02:17:04,180
I'm so in debt to you and then fucking he's just like no man. Don't worry Harry

2869
02:17:05,020 --> 02:17:10,980
Come in me Harry and then fucking Harry's just like no man. Don't worry about it. She like kisses both his cheeks

2870
02:17:10,980 --> 02:17:14,180
He's just like yeah, I should have got the water right now cuz I got a boner

2871
02:17:15,940 --> 02:17:19,140
And then fucking like they go all right in

2872
02:17:20,140 --> 02:17:21,820
first place

2873
02:17:21,820 --> 02:17:29,040
Centric dickery twilight, and he's just like yay. I won and then in fucking second place

2874
02:17:30,180 --> 02:17:37,500
Would be Victor crumb, but it's not because Harry showed like what was it like school spirit or some shit like oh

2875
02:17:38,020 --> 02:17:42,980
Courage saving everybody else courage by saving everyone's everyone else

2876
02:17:43,780 --> 02:17:46,540
And then like they're like all right. You're in second place

2877
02:17:46,540 --> 02:17:53,220
So they're like okay, so they go through that shit fucking other shit's going on

2878
02:17:53,820 --> 02:17:56,460
so they he goes to find a

2879
02:17:57,420 --> 02:18:02,100
Double doors pensive. Yeah, which is something that you can put your like your head into

2880
02:18:02,820 --> 02:18:06,100
You can put your thoughts into yeah, like you put your memories

2881
02:18:06,100 --> 02:18:09,620
You take a cum booger out of your brain and just throw it into the pot

2882
02:18:09,620 --> 02:18:15,220
She's a barbie crouch was is the the guy yeah the game yeah

2883
02:18:15,220 --> 02:18:21,040
Portiment yep, and he finds him fucking dead. Yeah, he's like what he's dead

2884
02:18:21,820 --> 02:18:27,060
Who boy and so basically he looks into the past and goes back in time to like

2885
02:18:28,140 --> 02:18:32,140
What ten years ago 13 years ago when he was born yeah

2886
02:18:32,740 --> 02:18:36,780
When Voldemort was taking over yeah, yeah, and he's like oh

2887
02:18:36,780 --> 02:18:44,420
Oh Victor Barty Crouch jr. Your son is the fucking death eater death eater

2888
02:18:44,420 --> 02:18:49,140
Yeah, and he's just like no I'm not and they're like and then they grab him and he's just like hello father

2889
02:18:50,500 --> 02:18:52,500
He does like a weird tongue thing

2890
02:18:54,020 --> 02:18:57,780
So fucking Madden Moody comes back again

2891
02:18:57,780 --> 02:19:03,940
He's like doing shit and like Madden Moody this entire time. It's like drinking like a fucking flask, so he's always fucking plastered

2892
02:19:03,940 --> 02:19:10,560
He's always just drinking out his fucking flask, and I get ways like I don't think that's pumpkin juice in there

2893
02:19:10,900 --> 02:19:12,900
They were just like yeah, he's probably fucking

2894
02:19:13,500 --> 02:19:14,580
plastered

2895
02:19:14,580 --> 02:19:16,860
So and then we get to the best part

2896
02:19:19,700 --> 02:19:23,540
So they go to this fucking place and it's a giant maze

2897
02:19:24,340 --> 02:19:30,820
And like everybody's like yay, it's a maze and I'm like the maze and they're like alright professor

2898
02:19:30,820 --> 02:19:32,820
You should play this fucking song at bed

2899
02:19:32,820 --> 02:19:37,340
every day so we touch the at 730 in the morning

2900
02:19:38,460 --> 02:19:44,620
So they went to the fucking maze thing and like professor Moody has put the tri-wizard cup at the end of the maze

2901
02:19:44,620 --> 02:19:49,860
And only he knows where it is so there is this like and then fucking double door goes okay everybody huddle up

2902
02:19:50,020 --> 02:19:52,020
So like they come along

2903
02:19:52,060 --> 02:19:56,420
And he's like now this maze can drive people fucking insane

2904
02:19:57,100 --> 02:20:01,940
And they're like what he's like there's a lot of crazy shit in that maze

2905
02:20:01,940 --> 02:20:03,940
It'll drive you fucking insane

2906
02:20:03,940 --> 02:20:07,960
So if you want to quit just shoot red sparks into the sky and everybody's like

2907
02:20:08,700 --> 02:20:13,900
Okay, so they go to the entrances like each of the four entrances and fucking

2908
02:20:16,140 --> 02:20:18,700
They're going through and they're like alright

2909
02:20:19,220 --> 02:20:25,000
Let's let the thing begin before he finishes begin the fucking guy shoots the cannon and double door looks up at me

2910
02:20:25,000 --> 02:20:25,860
It's like

2911
02:20:25,860 --> 02:20:27,700
Bro, what the fuck?

2912
02:20:27,700 --> 02:20:32,980
But then like Harry's like looking into the maze and like professor Moody's like looking at him

2913
02:20:32,980 --> 02:20:36,080
And he kind of does like one of these things like he's like he points to the left

2914
02:20:36,100 --> 02:20:41,500
Like he's like go like away like everybody's like looking at him, but he's like facing towards them

2915
02:20:41,660 --> 02:20:43,660
So like he just goes like this

2916
02:20:43,740 --> 02:20:45,740
Go

2917
02:20:47,340 --> 02:20:50,300
So they're in this cheap kind of yeah

2918
02:20:50,300 --> 02:20:57,700
So they're going through this fucking maze and like it's a real spooky maze and like it keeps like fucking

2919
02:20:57,780 --> 02:21:03,940
Shifting and shit and like the fucking trees and shit keep trying like to close off and like changing the maze all over the place

2920
02:21:03,940 --> 02:21:05,940
In the book. It's a lot more complex

2921
02:21:06,300 --> 02:21:09,300
Yeah, it's like animals like trying to kill him and shit

2922
02:21:09,380 --> 02:21:15,500
Yeah, so they're going through all that shit and then like they're fucking going through this goddamn maze and then fucking

2923
02:21:15,500 --> 02:21:21,100
Harry finds like Harry hears the hot bitch scream. He's just like oh fucking he runs over

2924
02:21:21,100 --> 02:21:26,340
And she's being absorbed by a fucking wall. He's like red sparks that bitch

2925
02:21:28,420 --> 02:21:32,020
So they get her out and then starts getting real fucking windy

2926
02:21:32,700 --> 02:21:34,700
And like winds going

2927
02:21:35,060 --> 02:21:40,860
And then fucking like he's like then Victor Crumb is like going around like this when it's fucking wand

2928
02:21:41,500 --> 02:21:43,500
he's going like

2929
02:21:43,500 --> 02:21:47,280
And then he here and then Harry steps on a twig and he turns around and just goes

2930
02:21:48,780 --> 02:21:50,780
Victor Crumb curses the

2931
02:21:51,220 --> 02:21:53,900
Fleur right yeah, and I he's like going

2932
02:21:55,740 --> 02:22:02,500
But his eyes are all glazed over so he's under the furious curse that I told you about earlier the puppet curse so

2933
02:22:03,460 --> 02:22:05,460
Then Cedric Dickery's just running along

2934
02:22:05,980 --> 02:22:07,980
He's like

2935
02:22:07,980 --> 02:22:14,540
Ah and fucking Victor Crumb's just like shooting fucking abracadabra's Adam like trying to kill him

2936
02:22:14,540 --> 02:22:19,820
He's like oh fuck man. What the fuck dude, and then fucking

2937
02:22:21,180 --> 02:22:26,140
Twilight keeps on going bro, and he keeps and then Harry's like he's cursed don't do it

2938
02:22:26,140 --> 02:22:32,300
He's cursed and fucking Harry just goes bloom and like puts him to sleep and then sends up another thing of red sparks

2939
02:22:32,300 --> 02:22:35,540
So then he's out of like Victor Crumb's out. He's done

2940
02:22:35,540 --> 02:22:38,200
So it's just him and Twilight

2941
02:22:40,180 --> 02:22:46,260
And they're fucking running down they see the car it's at the end of this quarter by the way Cedric Diggory hated fucking

2942
02:22:46,860 --> 02:22:52,020
Robert Pattinson hated fucking Twilight. Yeah, he did so he's running down the fucking thing

2943
02:22:52,180 --> 02:22:55,820
He's running and they're both running and they can push each other and shit

2944
02:22:55,820 --> 02:22:58,460
They're like I'm gonna get to it first I'm gonna get to it first

2945
02:22:58,500 --> 02:23:02,620
But then Cedric Diggory gets fucking caught by the vines and there's one of the trees. He's like

2946
02:23:02,620 --> 02:23:05,380
Oh, oh shit fuck

2947
02:23:06,460 --> 02:23:09,800
He's like help I'm dying and Harry's like

2948
02:23:11,100 --> 02:23:16,000
Booty like burns with the trees and shit and Cedric's like oh fuck dude

2949
02:23:17,460 --> 02:23:20,340
Let's go get that fucking cup, but we'll do it together. So it's a tie

2950
02:23:21,540 --> 02:23:27,700
So they sprint over to the cup and they grab it and they both grab it and they get teleported to this fucking graveyard

2951
02:23:27,700 --> 02:23:31,780
You know shit, and this is what shit is real fucking

2952
02:23:33,180 --> 02:23:35,780
And then fucking they get to this graveyard

2953
02:23:36,460 --> 02:23:41,660
And there's like a whole bunch of people there and then fucking no, it's so Peter Paddock root

2954
02:23:41,660 --> 02:23:47,340
It's Wormtail. Yeah, the fucking rat man from the last movie. He's just standing there

2955
02:23:47,340 --> 02:23:49,340
And he's like where are we?

2956
02:23:50,940 --> 02:23:53,860
Yeah, then I killed that spare and then he's like

2957
02:23:53,860 --> 02:23:58,500
I thought I could offer it kills Twilight just fucking murders him. It's kill Cedric. Yeah

2958
02:23:59,420 --> 02:24:01,420
and Harry's like

2959
02:24:03,060 --> 02:24:09,220
And then he is like they fucking like picks up Harry and throws them into the grave and the grave is actually

2960
02:24:10,500 --> 02:24:17,300
Thomas riddle the first great. Yeah more smaller dad's grave. So Harry's like I

2961
02:24:17,300 --> 02:24:24,220
Uh, I can't escape oh and then Voldemort and then so they do like the whole ceremony

2962
02:24:24,220 --> 02:24:30,540
We're like then like a bunch of black smoke comes down and like first see first. He does the ceremony

2963
02:24:30,540 --> 02:24:34,980
Yeah, he's like a bone from you. So they take his father's bone

2964
02:24:35,060 --> 02:24:41,980
Yeah, and they take Harry's blood and they cut and I'm gonna tell cuts off and they take his servant's flesh

2965
02:24:42,060 --> 02:24:44,820
Yeah, they cut off fucking worm tails own hand

2966
02:24:44,820 --> 02:24:47,980
He's like and they throw a Voldemort the baby

2967
02:24:50,100 --> 02:24:51,700
Of course

2968
02:24:51,700 --> 02:24:56,060
And they throw me throw him into this pot and he magically comes back to life

2969
02:24:57,060 --> 02:25:03,180
But he has no nose and he looks like a lizard person. He's a who's the actor that plays I don't know

2970
02:25:04,340 --> 02:25:06,340
He's a really famous guy

2971
02:25:06,380 --> 02:25:08,380
But he is like

2972
02:25:08,380 --> 02:25:13,220
Harry Potter, but he's going around Ralph Ralph finds

2973
02:25:13,900 --> 02:25:20,100
Yeah, but he's like going around and ripping off the mask of like the black like like miss some of his death eaters there

2974
02:25:20,340 --> 02:25:25,140
He's like you're a failure. You're a failure. You're a failure. You're a failure

2975
02:25:25,140 --> 02:25:30,460
You didn't come back to me when I need you. Yeah, and he's like especially you

2976
02:25:30,460 --> 02:25:37,940
Loose his mouth boy. It's actually fucking mouth boy's dad. That's a death eater and you're right

2977
02:25:41,740 --> 02:25:46,740
Some hand fucking he's like oh I almost forgot about the guest of honor

2978
02:25:46,820 --> 02:25:52,840
It's Harry Potter. He like goes over to him. He's like now. I can touch you Harry

2979
02:25:52,840 --> 02:26:00,700
But I'm like he's like really like creepily like goes over to his head. He's going ah ah ah

2980
02:26:02,340 --> 02:26:06,780
So he's like screaming and he's just like come over here Harry

2981
02:26:06,820 --> 02:26:09,700
And he opens up the grave so here he could like come out of it

2982
02:26:09,700 --> 02:26:15,340
He's like I pursue mr. Dumbledore taught you the basics about dueling first

2983
02:26:15,460 --> 02:26:20,860
We bow we must do that. We must go with the pleasantries and he goes I

2984
02:26:20,860 --> 02:26:22,860
said

2985
02:26:24,680 --> 02:26:27,580
What he fucking like throws his fucking wand at me just goes oh

2986
02:26:29,680 --> 02:26:32,240
He's just like and then we take our stance

2987
02:26:33,080 --> 02:26:35,080
And then he goes

2988
02:26:36,640 --> 02:26:38,640
Crucio oh, yeah

2989
02:26:41,680 --> 02:26:43,680
Pain

2990
02:26:43,680 --> 02:26:51,240
Crucio crucio sees torturing him and he gets on this is like no Harry. I want you to look at me when I kill you

2991
02:26:51,240 --> 02:26:55,520
I want you to look at me when I kill you so that he fucking goes along

2992
02:26:55,520 --> 02:26:57,880
He's like a lot of condom and then Harry's just like

2993
02:26:58,200 --> 02:27:01,560
Expelliarmus so they're fucking going back and forth with magic and scum

2994
02:27:02,720 --> 02:27:04,720
Lightning's coming out of both ends going

2995
02:27:07,760 --> 02:27:08,980
So

2996
02:27:08,980 --> 02:27:15,560
Then like this fucking force field goes around him. He's just like nobody do anything. I gotta be the one to kill him

2997
02:27:15,640 --> 02:27:20,000
It's gotta be me. So and he's like everybody stand back. I'm gonna kill him

2998
02:27:20,000 --> 02:27:23,480
It's gonna be me so I go back and forth and his force field comes out

2999
02:27:25,480 --> 02:27:32,280
His parents some ghosts come out of the ones the ghost comes out of fucking fucking volumar's one and it's fucking Harry's parents

3000
02:27:32,440 --> 02:27:35,120
Some dude and fucking Cedric Dickery

3001
02:27:35,120 --> 02:27:39,320
Aka it's why I like hey, can you take my body back to my dad?

3002
02:27:40,080 --> 02:27:46,240
Like take my body back to my parents Harry take my body back to my parents Harry take my body back

3003
02:27:46,240 --> 02:27:48,240
And he talks to his mom dad

3004
02:27:48,880 --> 02:27:56,080
Go back to the porky go back to the porky Harry. We'll hold him off break the connection Harry break the connection

3005
02:27:56,080 --> 02:27:58,580
So like I don't want to break the connection

3006
02:27:58,580 --> 02:28:04,040
I don't want to do I miss you mommy and daddy. I miss you mommy and daddy. They're like we know

3007
02:28:04,040 --> 02:28:06,040
We love you Harold

3008
02:28:07,720 --> 02:28:14,920
And then he's like okay, he breaks the connection fucking the ghost just like absorb fucking Voldemort for a couple seconds

3009
02:28:14,920 --> 02:28:18,720
He's going the ghost are touching me. I don't like it. It's weird. They got dead hands

3010
02:28:19,120 --> 02:28:23,920
So fucking he grabs the body of fucking Twilight. He's also like

3011
02:28:24,760 --> 02:28:26,760
fucking whatever accio

3012
02:28:26,920 --> 02:28:28,920
And then grabs the fucking cup

3013
02:28:28,920 --> 02:28:35,520
And then they're playing this music right? He and Cedric come back and Cedric's fucking dead

3014
02:28:35,600 --> 02:28:42,760
So he grabs the fucking cup and both of them and Harry's crying over the fucking body of fucking Cedric and then he's just like

3015
02:28:46,000 --> 02:28:48,000
Cedric's dead

3016
02:28:48,000 --> 02:28:50,000
Voldemort's back Cedric's dead

3017
02:28:50,000 --> 02:28:52,000
And then his dad comes down and he's like

3018
02:28:52,000 --> 02:28:54,000
That's my boy!

3019
02:28:54,000 --> 02:28:56,000
That's my son!

3020
02:28:56,000 --> 02:29:00,000
My son! That's my boy!

3021
02:29:00,000 --> 02:29:02,000
That's my boy!

3022
02:29:02,000 --> 02:29:04,000
That's my boy!

3023
02:29:04,000 --> 02:29:09,000
And they're like a boy's been murdered. Everybody remain in their seats

3024
02:29:09,000 --> 02:29:15,000
And then fucking moody fucking grabs Harry's like this isn't the place you should be seen right now Harry

3025
02:29:15,000 --> 02:29:20,000
And he goes along and then like he brings them to this fucking like classroom. He's just like

3026
02:29:20,000 --> 02:29:22,000
What was it like?

3027
02:29:22,000 --> 02:29:27,000
And Harry's like what was what like man? I just saw my friend die. He's like

3028
02:29:27,000 --> 02:29:30,000
The Dark Lord was he magnificent?

3029
02:29:30,000 --> 02:29:32,000
He's just like

3030
02:29:32,000 --> 02:29:35,000
He just Voldemort man I don't know what's going on

3031
02:29:35,000 --> 02:29:41,000
And he's just like did you feel his dark power radiating off of you in the graveyard?

3032
02:29:41,000 --> 02:29:44,000
And then Harry's like yeah wait a minute

3033
02:29:44,000 --> 02:29:47,000
I didn't say anything about a graveyard

3034
02:29:47,000 --> 02:29:53,000
And then fucking he's like oh you're too smart for your own good

3035
02:29:53,000 --> 02:29:56,000
And he tries to take a swig of his fucking whiskey

3036
02:29:56,000 --> 02:30:01,000
He's like oh no he's going through and he's like picking up bottles and like smashing them

3037
02:30:01,000 --> 02:30:05,000
He's like oh no and then fucking a door explodes

3038
02:30:05,000 --> 02:30:10,000
And then fucking the door explodes and fucking Dumbledore comes in

3039
02:30:10,000 --> 02:30:14,000
He's like fucking pins him to the wall and he just fucking

3040
02:30:14,000 --> 02:30:17,000
He just wanded up to his fucking face like this

3041
02:30:17,000 --> 02:30:20,000
He's like what's going on here

3042
02:30:20,000 --> 02:30:24,000
And then fucking Snape comes along with fucking potion

3043
02:30:24,000 --> 02:30:26,000
He puts it in his mask like to truth serum potion

3044
02:30:26,000 --> 02:30:29,000
He's like are you moody? Are you Alastair moody?

3045
02:30:29,000 --> 02:30:35,000
He's just like no and then he's like is Alastair moody in this room with us

3046
02:30:35,000 --> 02:30:42,000
He's going and then he kind of like looks over at the fucking like fucking box that's in the corner of his room

3047
02:30:42,000 --> 02:30:45,000
He kind of like one of these things like his head like goes over to it

3048
02:30:45,000 --> 02:30:50,000
So they open up the box and like it's like a fucking huge fucking

3049
02:30:50,000 --> 02:30:54,000
It's like clunk clunk clunk clunk clunk it's like six boxes in one

3050
02:30:54,000 --> 02:30:58,000
And he looked down and there's just a pit and there's fucking the real moody down there

3051
02:30:58,000 --> 02:31:02,000
He's just like hey Dumbledore yeah the fucker got me

3052
02:31:02,000 --> 02:31:05,000
And he's like laying down there and then the fucking guy starts going

3053
02:31:05,000 --> 02:31:13,000
He turns back into fucking um

3054
02:31:13,000 --> 02:31:15,000
Barty Crouch Jr.

3055
02:31:15,000 --> 02:31:18,000
Barty Crouch Jr. the fucking guy who was in the trial

3056
02:31:18,000 --> 02:31:20,000
And he's just like he's a death eater

3057
02:31:20,000 --> 02:31:25,000
He's a death eater so then he fucking flips open his fucking his Snape flips open

3058
02:31:25,000 --> 02:31:29,000
He's like whiskey flask and he smells he's like that's Polyjuice potion

3059
02:31:29,000 --> 02:31:32,000
Which changes you into a different person

3060
02:31:32,000 --> 02:31:36,000
So then he's like who the fuck are you why are you doing here

3061
02:31:36,000 --> 02:31:40,000
And then fucking Dumbledore is like I think you should send an owl to ask a ban

3062
02:31:40,000 --> 02:31:43,000
There will never be a prisoner's missing

3063
02:31:43,000 --> 02:31:46,000
And then they fucking have like a conversation or some shit

3064
02:31:46,000 --> 02:31:48,000
They have a funeral for Cedric

3065
02:31:48,000 --> 02:31:50,000
Yeah and they have a fucking funeral for Cedric

3066
02:31:50,000 --> 02:31:52,000
And then fucking he looks over at him

3067
02:31:52,000 --> 02:31:54,000
And he's looking at all the students and he just goes

3068
02:31:54,000 --> 02:31:56,000
A student has died

3069
02:31:56,000 --> 02:31:58,000
A student is dead

3070
02:31:58,000 --> 02:32:00,000
He died

3071
02:32:00,000 --> 02:32:02,000
Voldemort's back fuckers

3072
02:32:02,000 --> 02:32:03,000
I can't deny it anymore

3073
02:32:03,000 --> 02:32:04,000
Voldemort's back

3074
02:32:04,000 --> 02:32:06,000
And I'm gonna say his fucking name

3075
02:32:06,000 --> 02:32:08,000
Voldemort is back

3076
02:32:08,000 --> 02:32:10,000
And everybody's like oh no man Voldemort's back

3077
02:32:10,000 --> 02:32:13,000
And he's like yes Voldemort is back

3078
02:32:13,000 --> 02:32:15,000
And then he's go back to a normal school day

3079
02:32:15,000 --> 02:32:17,000
And like all the people are leaving

3080
02:32:17,000 --> 02:32:18,000
All the people are leaving

3081
02:32:18,000 --> 02:32:20,000
Yeah the year ends

3082
02:32:20,000 --> 02:32:24,000
The year ends and like all the schools that came like the fucking Sigma male school

3083
02:32:24,000 --> 02:32:25,000
And the hot bitch school

3084
02:32:25,000 --> 02:32:26,000
They're all leaving

3085
02:32:26,000 --> 02:32:28,000
So Victor Crumb comes over to Hermione

3086
02:32:28,000 --> 02:32:30,000
And he's like hey call me ho

3087
02:32:30,000 --> 02:32:32,000
And she's like okay

3088
02:32:32,000 --> 02:32:34,000
And they're like and that's the end

3089
02:32:36,000 --> 02:32:38,000
Oh my god that was great

3090
02:32:38,000 --> 02:32:40,000
How long is that fucking movie?

3091
02:32:40,000 --> 02:32:42,000
Two and a half hours long? Jesus Christ

3092
02:32:42,000 --> 02:32:44,000
Probably close to that

3093
02:32:44,000 --> 02:32:46,000
Dude that was like a half hour

3094
02:32:46,000 --> 02:32:48,000
I was in the middle of watching the next one

3095
02:32:48,000 --> 02:32:50,000
And it gets real political in the next one

3096
02:32:50,000 --> 02:32:52,000
Yeah

3097
02:32:52,000 --> 02:32:54,000
But like political in like 2006

3098
02:32:54,000 --> 02:32:57,000
It's kind of like a metaphor for like government

3099
02:32:57,000 --> 02:32:59,000
Really?

3100
02:32:59,000 --> 02:33:01,000
Specifically the British government at the time

3101
02:33:01,000 --> 02:33:03,000
Oh

3102
02:33:03,000 --> 02:33:05,000
Huh

3103
02:33:05,000 --> 02:33:07,000
Pretty cool

3104
02:33:07,000 --> 02:33:09,000
Yeah I just watched the first one

3105
02:33:09,000 --> 02:33:11,000
And then I started watching the second one

3106
02:33:11,000 --> 02:33:15,000
And these fucking assholes come and pick up this kid

3107
02:33:15,000 --> 02:33:17,000
Like out of his room he's like locked in his room

3108
02:33:17,000 --> 02:33:20,000
And they come and pick him up like in a flying car

3109
02:33:20,000 --> 02:33:21,000
Yeah

3110
02:33:21,000 --> 02:33:23,000
I'm just like dude this is shit

3111
02:33:23,000 --> 02:33:25,000
I can't even like

3112
02:33:25,000 --> 02:33:27,000
I'm just like if anything's possible

3113
02:33:27,000 --> 02:33:29,000
My head just hurts

3114
02:33:29,000 --> 02:33:31,000
I can't comprehend

3115
02:33:31,000 --> 02:33:33,000
Like I can't make any predictions about what's gonna happen

3116
02:33:33,000 --> 02:33:35,000
You just don't know

3117
02:33:35,000 --> 02:33:37,000
Cause it's like we're dealing with magic here

3118
02:33:37,000 --> 02:33:39,000
So I'm just like

3119
02:33:39,000 --> 02:33:41,000
Oh you need a thumbnail fucking take this

3120
02:33:41,000 --> 02:33:43,000
Take a picture

3121
02:33:43,000 --> 02:33:45,000
Oh okay

3122
02:33:45,000 --> 02:33:47,000
You got it?

3123
02:33:47,000 --> 02:33:49,000
Yeah stand by

3124
02:33:49,000 --> 02:33:51,000
Hold the phone hold the fucking phone

3125
02:33:51,000 --> 02:33:55,000
I like this music

3126
02:33:55,000 --> 02:33:59,000
Also Harry gets super angsty

3127
02:33:59,000 --> 02:34:01,000
Alright cool

3128
02:34:01,000 --> 02:34:05,000
Well in the next one Harry gets super angsty

3129
02:34:05,000 --> 02:34:07,000
Yes

3130
02:34:09,000 --> 02:34:11,000
Alright

3131
02:34:11,000 --> 02:34:13,000
So that was that

3132
02:34:13,000 --> 02:34:15,000
Send that to me

3133
02:34:15,000 --> 02:34:17,000
Oh my god

3134
02:34:17,000 --> 02:34:19,000
Oh man

3135
02:34:19,000 --> 02:34:21,000
The fourth one

3136
02:34:21,000 --> 02:34:23,000
Alright the fifth one is kind of weird

3137
02:34:23,000 --> 02:34:25,000
The sixth one is

3138
02:34:25,000 --> 02:34:27,000
Kind of weird

3139
02:34:27,000 --> 02:34:29,000
And the seventh one is split up into two parts

3140
02:34:29,000 --> 02:34:31,000
Yeah

3141
02:34:31,000 --> 02:34:33,000
There you go I sent it to the group

3142
02:34:33,000 --> 02:34:35,000
Sweet

3143
02:34:37,000 --> 02:34:39,000
Damn

3144
02:34:39,000 --> 02:34:41,000
Alright

3145
02:34:41,000 --> 02:34:43,000
That was good

3146
02:34:43,000 --> 02:34:45,000
That was awesome

3147
02:34:45,000 --> 02:34:47,000
That was impressive really

3148
02:34:47,000 --> 02:34:49,000
I don't know how you do it

3149
02:34:49,000 --> 02:34:51,000
It's not that hard man

3150
02:34:51,000 --> 02:34:53,000
Yeah I dude honestly

3151
02:34:53,000 --> 02:34:55,000
I'm telling you my favorite movie I couldn't recite back to you

3152
02:34:55,000 --> 02:34:57,000
I watched a tv show

3153
02:34:57,000 --> 02:34:59,000
And I couldn't recite it back to you

3154
02:34:59,000 --> 02:35:01,000
And I almost did it word for word

3155
02:35:01,000 --> 02:35:03,000
That was amazing

3156
02:35:03,000 --> 02:35:05,000
So what I do man I got autistic brain

3157
02:35:05,000 --> 02:35:07,000
Alright

3158
02:35:07,000 --> 02:35:09,000
Next time on my public

3159
02:35:09,000 --> 02:35:11,000
Untitled podcast

3160
02:35:11,000 --> 02:35:13,000
Ali Max coming back

3161
02:35:13,000 --> 02:35:15,000
Hopefully

3162
02:35:15,000 --> 02:35:17,000
He'll be sitting right here

3163
02:35:17,000 --> 02:35:19,000
Maybe

3164
02:35:19,000 --> 02:35:21,000
Fucking hate that guy

3165
02:35:21,000 --> 02:35:23,000
Who the fuck bro

3166
02:35:23,000 --> 02:35:25,000
Anyways

3167
02:35:25,000 --> 02:35:27,000
Thank you for watching

3168
02:35:27,000 --> 02:35:29,000
Like us on facebook

3169
02:35:29,000 --> 02:35:31,000
Like our youtube channel that we haven't really done anything with

3170
02:35:31,000 --> 02:35:33,000
But we will eventually

3171
02:35:33,000 --> 02:35:35,000
Send us your tits

3172
02:35:35,000 --> 02:35:37,000
If you're of age

3173
02:35:37,000 --> 02:35:39,000
If you're over the age of 18

3174
02:35:39,000 --> 02:35:41,000
Send your tits to us that'd be kind of cool

3175
02:35:41,000 --> 02:35:43,000
I agree

3176
02:35:43,000 --> 02:35:45,000
And you guys can find yourselves

3177
02:35:45,000 --> 02:35:47,000
And each other

3178
02:35:47,000 --> 02:35:49,000
We out

3179
02:35:49,000 --> 02:35:51,000
For all we know robots have souls

3180
02:35:51,000 --> 02:35:53,000
We just don't know if they do or don't

3181
02:35:53,000 --> 02:35:55,000
How do you know

3182
02:35:55,000 --> 02:35:57,000
Have you ever been a cyborg

3183
02:35:57,000 --> 02:35:59,000
Or a robot

3184
02:35:59,000 --> 02:36:01,000
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet

3185
02:36:01,000 --> 02:36:03,000
Fuck no

3186
02:36:03,000 --> 02:36:05,000
I don't see some little dubbies

3187
02:36:05,000 --> 02:36:07,000
No

3188
02:36:07,000 --> 02:36:09,000
No we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole

3189
02:36:09,000 --> 02:36:11,000
Yes we are

3190
02:36:11,000 --> 02:36:13,000
There's people out there with some really dumb fucks

3191
02:36:13,000 --> 02:36:15,000
Extended

3192
02:36:15,000 --> 02:36:17,000
Episode

3193
02:36:17,000 --> 02:36:19,000
Where the fuck did the pieravins come from

3194
02:36:19,000 --> 02:36:21,000
Where the fuck did stonehenge come from

3195
02:36:21,000 --> 02:36:23,000
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

3196
02:36:23,000 --> 02:36:25,000
They're killing

3197
02:36:25,000 --> 02:36:27,000
They're killing all the already born babies

3198
02:36:27,000 --> 02:36:29,000
And selling them to the chinese

3199
02:36:29,000 --> 02:36:31,000
Alienly exist

3200
02:36:31,000 --> 02:36:33,000
Somewhere in china

3201
02:36:33,000 --> 02:36:35,000
In some days

3202
02:36:35,000 --> 02:36:37,000
There are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall

3203
02:36:37,000 --> 02:36:39,000
Oh my god

3204
02:36:39,000 --> 02:36:41,000
I thought they were the stars

3205
02:36:41,000 --> 02:36:43,000
They have red and super soldiers

3206
02:36:43,000 --> 02:36:45,000
They are extraterrestrials

3207
02:36:45,000 --> 02:36:47,000
They are aliens

3208
02:36:47,000 --> 02:36:49,000
I do not know the alien

3209
02:36:49,000 --> 02:36:51,000
What the fuck

3210
02:36:51,000 --> 02:36:53,000
I don't know

3211
02:36:53,000 --> 02:36:55,000
What?

3212
02:37:01,000 --> 02:37:03,000
We gotta go in the fucking room

3213
02:37:03,000 --> 02:37:05,000
Because J.M K. got assassinated

3214
02:37:05,000 --> 02:37:07,000
By the fucking government

3215
02:37:07,000 --> 02:37:09,000
I'm killed by the shit I hate

3216
02:37:09,000 --> 02:37:11,000
J.M K. was killed by the government

3217
02:37:11,000 --> 02:37:13,000
Before my eyes

3218
02:37:13,000 --> 02:37:15,000
While holding their pulse

3219
02:37:15,000 --> 02:37:17,000
Feel them die of this virus

3220
02:37:17,000 --> 02:37:19,000
You feel bump bump bump

3221
02:37:19,000 --> 02:37:21,000
Nothing, they're fucking gone

3222
02:37:21,000 --> 02:37:23,000
I've seen it happen

3223
02:37:23,000 --> 02:37:25,000
I think that the government has

3224
02:37:25,000 --> 02:37:27,000
Taken it to the next level with the birds

3225
02:37:31,000 --> 02:37:33,000
They know what birds are going to cross

3226
02:37:33,000 --> 02:37:35,000
Caps with you

3227
02:37:35,000 --> 02:37:37,000
They're gonna make them

3228
02:37:37,000 --> 02:37:39,000
So fucking real

3229
02:37:39,000 --> 02:37:41,000
They know

3230
02:37:41,000 --> 02:37:43,000
That if you put that motherfucker in a cage

3231
02:37:43,000 --> 02:37:45,000
They're gonna be able to do that

3232
02:37:45,000 --> 02:37:47,000
You can cut it open, you're gonna see blood

3233
02:37:47,000 --> 02:37:49,000
No circuitry, but let me tell you their technology

3234
02:37:49,000 --> 02:37:51,000
It's out of the solution

3235
02:37:51,000 --> 02:37:53,000
Which by the way big brother

3236
02:37:53,000 --> 02:37:55,000
Is the overlord

3237
02:37:55,000 --> 02:38:05,000
We're only living in the third dimension

3238
02:38:25,000 --> 02:38:27,000
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator

3239
02:38:27,000 --> 02:38:29,000
Okay, I'm not fucking lying

3240
02:38:29,000 --> 02:38:31,000
It's fucking real

3241
02:38:31,000 --> 02:38:33,000
Okay, look it up

3242
02:38:33,000 --> 02:38:35,000
He says that he was doing this shit

3243
02:38:35,000 --> 02:38:37,000
George Soros actually worked in the fucking Nazis

3244
02:38:37,000 --> 02:38:39,000
During the whole

3245
02:38:39,000 --> 02:38:41,000
He says that he was doing it just to survive

3246
02:38:41,000 --> 02:38:43,000
But he fucking loved it

3247
02:38:43,000 --> 02:38:45,000
He was having a great fucking time

3248
02:38:45,000 --> 02:38:47,000
George Soros is the fucking devil

3249
02:38:47,000 --> 02:38:49,000
Okay, I'm not fucking lying

3250
02:38:49,000 --> 02:38:51,000
I'm not fucking lying

3251
02:38:51,000 --> 02:38:53,000
I'm not fucking lying

3252
02:38:53,000 --> 02:38:55,000
George Soros is the fucking devil

3253
02:38:55,000 --> 02:38:57,000
Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit

3254
02:38:57,000 --> 02:38:59,000
George Soros is the fucking leader

3255
02:38:59,000 --> 02:39:01,000
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit

3256
02:39:01,000 --> 02:39:03,000
He's fucking fucked down

3257
02:39:03,000 --> 02:39:05,000
A whole bunch of shit

3258
02:39:05,000 --> 02:39:07,000
He's the fucking leader

3259
02:39:07,000 --> 02:39:09,000
No, that'll drop the fucking word

3260
02:39:09,000 --> 02:39:11,000
First about them

3261
02:39:11,000 --> 02:39:13,000
He's dropped the actual fucking leader

3262
02:39:13,000 --> 02:39:15,000
It's George Soros

3263
02:39:15,000 --> 02:39:17,000
It's Bill Gates

3264
02:39:17,000 --> 02:39:19,000
It's fucking Elon Musk

3265
02:39:19,000 --> 02:39:21,000
It's everyone out there

3266
02:39:21,000 --> 02:39:23,000
It's everybody out there

3267
02:39:23,000 --> 02:39:25,000
It's Elon Musk

3268
02:39:25,000 --> 02:39:27,000
It's so cool

3269
02:39:27,000 --> 02:39:29,000
It's trying

3270
02:39:29,000 --> 02:39:31,000
It's actual people government

3271
02:39:31,000 --> 02:39:33,000
George Soros and all the fucking Nazis

3272
02:39:33,000 --> 02:39:35,000
are actually the one there

3273
02:39:35,000 --> 02:39:37,000
fucking all of them

3274
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The queer politicians are paid off by the fucking billyweds

3275
02:39:39,000 --> 02:39:41,000
The pain fucking is lost

3276
02:39:41,000 --> 02:39:43,000
by the billyweds

3277
02:39:43,000 --> 02:39:45,000
by the billyweds

3278
02:39:45,000 --> 02:39:47,000
by the billyweds

3279
02:39:47,000 --> 02:39:49,000
by the billyweds