For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuckin' up.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the gearmen come from?
Where the fucking stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
The alien is being snatched as a human being.
Somewhere in China, alright, in some bays, there are super soldiers that are at least
nine or ten feet tall.
I'm talking to a shotgun, they have bread and super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not know the alien with them.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Fuckin' socialist gov'y, Pekal!
We gotta go in the fucking room because the fucking J.J.M.K. got a chassis.
Fuckin' fucking fucking J.J.M.K.
Every single fucking day I try to hold my eyes and hide.
Why the fuck do I have to know what this is?
Yeah, you do not judge.
You do not judge.
Yeah, you do not judge.
You do not judge.
Yeah, you do not judge.
I would 2-0.
2-0.
I'm Casey, I'm here with Tyler and Allie Mac.
And I think Allie Mac is high as a motherfucker.
I'm not.
I cannot confirm nor a deny these allegations, but I don't see why you have any reason to
pick that.
Pretty goochie, isn't it?
I'm pretty gooch-cast.
Pretty gooch.
You like this new block?
Pierce the Veil song?
Pass the Nirvana?
Yeah.
I still like their older shit better.
I do too, but it's a good song.
Yeah, shit.
I like their fucking...
What's that one song that everybody knows?
If you can't hang?
No.
No, there's one fucking...
Are you talking about the super whiny, evil one?
Yeah, yeah.
Which one?
Today is the world.
No, it's the other one.
Pierce the Veil.
King for a day.
That's a good one too.
Did you see Guns N' Roses coming to SPAC?
Yeah, bro, let's go.
Let's go, bro.
I'll fucking go.
Fuck yeah.
Dude, they're all like 90 now, though.
Bro, I looked at...
Fucking AxlRoses61 now.
What about Slash?
Slash?
Slash.
He's 57.
Really?
Yeah.
You see how fucking Jacked Slash is too?
His fucking real name is Saul Hudson.
Let's talk about celebrities' real names.
Okay.
So as you know, XXX was just a on-fra.
Right?
Yo, RIP Jha.
Have you been watching the murder trial?
No.
So just like name someone that doesn't have a real name, and I'll look up the real name.
Zendaya.
You can do fucking Lil Pete too, because he's Gus.
I don't even pronounce the last name.
It's all fucking...
Her name's actually Zendaya.
No fucking way.
Her name's Zendaya Marie Schroemer Coleman.
Oh, I hear you say that.
Oh, did you do it again?
I didn't do nothing.
I'm not fucking nothing over here.
So what'd you say about Lil' Pete?
His name's Gustav...
Gustavo?
Is it Gustav?
Fuck.
Gustav Elijah Err.
Err.
Or.
It's Or.
Or.
Yeah.
His middle name's my brother's first name.
Elijah.
He refuses to go by Elijah too.
I am getting so much delay.
All right, let's...
Oh, God, fuck.
Yeah, now we're recording, Tyler.
Yeah, we know, yeah.
So, Cardi B's real name is Belcalius Marlinus Almanzar Cephas.
That sounds like a fucking Harry Potter name.
It sounds like a fucking spell.
When Cardi Olivia saw.
What about Jay Z?
I thought his name was just like Jay or something.
Sean Corey Carter.
Wow.
What about, uh, what was I gonna say?
I forgot it.
Fucking Pete Diddy in the fam.
Who you know do it.
Sean Combs.
Sean Combs, yeah.
Donald Glover.
Donald Glover is Tyler Gambino.
That's Gambino.
That is his real name.
What's, uh, what name would you take if you were a celebrity?
Um, I'd probably go by fucking like something similar to my name, but not like completely
like my name.
Yeah.
Like Trevor Leon or something.
I think Kanye West real names Adolf Hitler.
I didn't know that.
I could see him getting his name legally changed to that.
Still having people call him Kanye, but just his name could legally be Adolf.
Like a metaworld pee thing.
Oh God.
Are we good?
I think we're good.
Like Ron Arthast.
He's just like Ron Arthast.
Metaworld peace now.
Metaworld peace.
I still think of Ron Arthast though.
Okay.
We got to delay.
No, now what the fuck is going on?
I'm not hit.
I literally didn't hit anything there.
I'm not touching nothing.
And now I got to delay.
Oh, this is so unprofessional.
Like you're about to have a brain.
All right, we're back.
What's up, fuckers?
A solar plexus clown glider attack this again.
Yo, what's up, dude?
Yo, yo.
We were talking about the cyber attacks on Washington or whatever.
What did he say?
I don't know.
I can't hear.
It's not scary.
Did he say medications?
What is going on over there?
Damn, dude.
It's a bit of Chlorians.
Damn, dude.
What the fuck are you doing over there?
So, so China attacks the, uh, oh, he left the call.
So China attacks cyber attack the U.S.
But what do they do specifically?
So I was just fucking sitting there at work and it was like 3 a.m.
And like everybody else was asleep.
So I was just watching.
She done my fucking thing.
Then I got to know where internet goes out for the entire thing.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
So I like troubleshoot it.
I got my phone to, um, to like spectrum and like from like Washington up to Maine, there
was like all spectrum internet went out.
It was fucking weird.
So are they just like covering this up then?
I'm thinking.
Because dude, when you look that up, I couldn't find a single news article on it.
I figured that would be everywhere.
It was a good half hour to an hour that it was down.
I feel like the only reason that might happen is just, I feel like not a lot of people know
that people had to be looking it up.
Dude, I was fucking there.
Like, oh, like, there's a whole bunch of people that were like, hey, my internet just went out.
That's a big deal.
Yeah.
That's a huge section of the country that just did not have internet.
It was spectrum only though.
Like it was like the spectrum like company.
Yeah.
But I'm like, they're big though.
Yeah.
And I was like, and I was like, maybe, maybe like China was like testing out like the defenses
of like the spectrum internet because they said that cyber attacks were going to be coming eventually.
So maybe this was just like a first like dry run type thing, seeing how long it takes them to get back up.
Fucking Christ, man, we shoot down one fucking weather bone and these fucking assholes are doing this shit.
Oh my God.
We are trying to have a world war.
Like what is happening?
We're downward spiraling to a world war three.
And it's all the stuff is over the most stupid shit to like a fucking spy balloon.
So we're just going to like fucking get into a war over it.
Like don't fucking spy.
Don't spy.
Wow.
Quote Ali Mack here.
Just don't fucking spy me fucking spy on me, bro.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
Like we were having we were going over there to fucking whatever bang.
Fuck whatever dude.
He was about to fucking visit China and then we see the weather balloons like bad timing on that China.
Alton John.
Yeah, we can hear you.
Can you hear?
Can you hear me or can you just hear him?
Yeah, no, you can hear.
Oh, he can hear us.
I didn't respond.
Oh, no, he left.
God damn it.
Fuck.
God why?
You need a new setup.
Throw it all out.
Oh, my fresh world.
We're all pitching in.
It's going to be a couple grand, but we'll get it done.
It's fine.
So if China attacks the US and takes down our internet, how do you think we would live without the internet?
I mean, it would suck, but then I'd be like, oh, it's just like going back to the 90s.
Even just like hospitals like nobody's trained to do like the whole like shit where they're transferring to a smartphone app instead of going radio reports.
Like, yeah, we just be like, well, I guess we're doing radio reports again.
Like hospitals, like fucking plane systems and like Microsoft flight simulator.
The police.
Yeah, it would be bad.
It would be real, real bad.
I'd have to pull out a map every time that I went to fucking go.
It would be so bad.
I think like we'd get by, but like it would absolutely decimate a lot of the structure we have.
I mean, holy fuck, like that would have been the most confusing handful of days.
Like he would just be so lost without a daily routine.
Like, all right, how do I get to this fucking street?
Or like it's somehow they could just get the fucking phone lines down to like what would happen?
Full on electricity.
You just go back.
Yeah, you just go back to the fucking Stone Age is literally if they didn't.
Everything's by word of mouth and handwriting.
What did you get another shot?
When I came down before we started.
Oh Jesus Christ.
If they hit us when EMP not only take down internet, it takes down electricity.
It takes down electricity.
It takes down internet.
It takes down radio communications.
It takes down fucking everything if you do an EMP.
Damn, dude.
Do we actually have you this time?
Fuck, god damn fuck.
Can you hear me?
Can't hit.
Oh wait, no, I'll fix it.
I'll fix this.
Yeah.
Oh, one more.
I hope I have it.
Sounds up if you can hear them.
Yeah, thumbs up you know.
Damn, dude.
I don't know.
Look.
Um, let's see.
So don't you know what?
What'd you see?
Tyler just bit his lip.
He's fucking bleeding out over here.
you need a tourniquet of the neck?
You need a fucking cranny act to me.
Hello?
Blood and Cheerios tastes really fucking weird together.
Check, check, check, check, check, check.
Can you hear me?
Test one, two, test.
Nope, okay.
So, you know what I hate?
What do you hate?
When fucking, when you're driving and someone tries to give you directions.
Yeah.
Like any particular instance you're speaking of here.
What are you talking about?
Well, I, I, I just know now, I fucking drive.
I'm specifically like referring to like when you're in an ambulance and the patient like,
like looks out the window and you're going the wrong way.
Oh my God.
This fucking dementia lady the other day just telling me to take a left at a right and
I'm just getting so worked up in the front seat like trying to be like, because we had
such a good relationship at that point.
Like she was irritated, but we calmed her down.
Do you ever think about just how like unsafe cars are like the fuck up dude?
If you like, if you turn your hands like 20 degrees to the left on a freeway, you could
kill like five people and yourself.
That is how high are you?
No, no, no, but it's like, it's, it's true though.
And the only thing that really holds it in place is just a social construct.
I saw this video.
There's nothing stopping you from just being like, yep.
I saw this video yesterday.
The cops were chasing someone on the freeway and he gets out and you run across the freeway
after he crashes and he almost gets fucking blicky by a car and the cops chase him and
they're like, oh shit.
And the fucking car comes out and hits him and he like dies over the guardrail, but they
cause like a bunch of accidents too.
This guy was running away.
It was crazy.
They have this is like any drive every day, right?
You could just hear Don Juan, bro.
Yeah, dude.
Oh, no.
Yo, don't want.
Yeah.
Yo, can you hear me, Don Juan?
I guess we're just going to have Don.
Yeah, dude.
Wait, wait, if you can't hear me, that doesn't make any sense.
I guess we're just going to have Don Juan in the background.
Hold on a second.
Welcome back again.
So we are under side attacked by the fucking Chinese on playable podcast and the clown
and the clown under attack by Shanghai, Shack.
No, dude, the fucking Chinese clown gliders on us.
Wuhan, John Solo, dude, they're like, they know about the clown gliders release them.
So what I was saying is if you're like, driving is so fun.
Driving is so fucking dangerous that if you just like, if you just have like one moment,
like a momentary lapse of reason, you'll just die and like kill a bunch of people.
Dude, I was driving eight hours the other day coming back from DC and I fucking like,
like dozed off for a second and I almost died.
It's a second degree burn. It's blistering.
It's blistering.
I fucking, I fucking, you did my risk against the incense.
So I was fucking like, I was driving and then like, I was like, dude, I was an hour away from home.
So I've been driving for seven hours and I'm like, yeah, and I did like the thing like,
I like, I like, I closed my eyes for a second and I just started drifting into the fucking into the breakdown rain.
And just went on the fucking like rumble strips.
Like, oh fuck, oh fuck.
I'm starting to remember like at our previous employer, how many times you did that?
You just be on like, yeah, because I would work fucking ridiculous shifts.
And I just like, I drink caffeine, but when you're that tired, it takes like a half hour for caffeine to hit you.
Yeah.
So I for like a good half hour on some of these transports, I would just be like,
Trippin and then you'd see brake lights and you'd think it was like two motorcycles that were like right in front of you.
Did you ever do this?
And then you'd snap back and it would be like a car that was a corner of a mile away and be like,
Did you ever do the, did you ever do the thing where you're driving in like the dark, like for a long time?
And like, you're nice driving and like it looks like there's a bridge coming up and there's just nothing there.
Like I did, I saw that all the fucking time.
Like I'm just striving and I'm like, is that a fucking bridge? And then it's just nothing.
And you're so tired, you like just dismiss it. You're like, oh, well,
Like am I like fucking shifting between like fucking dimensions being like there's a bridge there.
But like I remember I once sneezed.
I was in a heated argument with my girlfriend at the time and I sneezed when I was approaching around about
and an 18 wheeler almost fucking destroyed me in the time I blinked like to do it.
And I remember like my ex kept yelling at me afterwards and I was just like, bro, I'm like, you got to give me a minute.
I'm like, I forgot what we were talking about. I just had my life flat before my eyes.
Yeah, because it was so weird. I was like, that could have been it.
Curtains for me.
I saw this video where there's like the troopers were chasing another car and he like veers off into the other lane of the freeway
and he hits a semi truck.
It explodes and the explodes and the fucking whole thing is engulfed in fire, like including like the whole truck and the cab of the truck.
Oh my God. Yeah.
Yeah, when you have a head on accident with a truck like that, it usually just turns into a fucking fireball right afterwards.
Yeah, that was the one guy not going into a war story.
Yeah, no war stories, Ellie Mack. None at all.
No, no, it's insane though, the destruction that can be caused literally like so quickly.
Or like even if you get a bad and not only that, do you hit that car, but there's a good chance your fucking wheel is going to go spinning off at a speed where it will fly through someone's windshield and through their car and destroy them.
Like there's videos of that shit happening too. That carries lethal force behind it.
So I was that's like if a fucking man, the manholes pop off the ground, just fucking annihilate people.
Oh my God, what a shitty way to go. How do you explain that to the family after?
Like you get up to fucking heaven and God's like, Oh, how do you die? I'm tired.
Like, well, I was minding my own business on my way to Oregon, some fucking douchebag.
So at our previous employer, we're talking about like times you almost died in a car.
I was driving and I was going up to fucking middle of nowhere hospital.
That's where it always happens to.
Yeah, so I was driving to middle of nowhere hospital.
It's like fucking upstate or something.
No, dude, it's like Watertown.
Oh, that was the worst one.
And I'm like, dude, I am going from fucking here to Watertown. So I'm fucking going up there and it was a police escort and one because we were transporting a prisoner.
So I'm driving and then I blink and I look down.
I'm in the rumble strips and it's two hours later and I'm like, what the fuck happened?
Oh, there's a there's a fucking name for that shit.
It's like travelers phenomena or whatever the fuck it's called highway hypnosis.
Yeah, there's something like that.
There's another term for it too.
But yeah, but like I'm not the same thing.
It's where like you just a ridiculous amount of time will pass by and you will feel like it's nothing like you just went through a fucking wormhole.
Yeah, but like I woke up on the fucking rumble strips two hours later.
I'm like, what the fuck happened?
And like my partner's back says like, you know, it's a fucking Levy.
Yeah, you remember Levy? Yeah.
Yeah, Levy was like, oh, you okay up there?
Like, yeah, man. And he's just like, okay. And then he went back to the other side.
But fucking when he got up there, he's like, what happened?
I'm like, so Levy is a Hasidic Jew, by the way.
Cool guy. Love him. Love him to death.
But like he came back like once we like went back through, we started going back to our station.
He was like, so what happened?
I'm like being perfectly honest, dude, like I blinked and it was two hours later.
And he goes, you know, there's a phenomenon in the in the body and like the whatever they call the body.
You just zoned out for two hours.
Yeah. And he's just like, there's a phenomenon about that where, you know,
I would not expect this from this guy.
Yeah.
Yeah, out there story for him.
But like he is just like, like, he's like, he was like, you just always talked to me about like the
differences between Jews and Catholics.
Like that's just kind of what we did.
And we'd like talk to each other.
And he was like, in the Old Testament of your book, I'm like, yes, because there's a phenomenon about that where you just miss time.
And I'm like, all right, man, I'm too tired to have this conversation.
I remember that's a good point.
I had a couple I had a couple of coworkers to at that same place where like I would just be with them for like a couple months.
It wouldn't be like long term or anything.
Usually a part timer and I would just have these super like we'd have like one shift where we fuck around and get the small talk out of the way.
And then like the next shift would just be like deep religious talk the entire time.
And I would just try to be like learning about like Islam or like fucking Catholicism.
Like there was a couple I had a Buddhist partner once and we just talked about that shit all the time.
It was the most interesting thing.
I remember we fucking had like a conversation for like four hours about Jesus.
We did.
Yeah.
We got up for the fucking nowhere.
We got up to the barn.
Yeah.
We got up to the barn and we just sat there and I'm just like, what do you think about Jesus?
Jesus.
Yeah.
That was the night that we fucking talked about the voice.
Dude, did we talk about voice?
No, that's a great top.
That is a great topic.
I think that would be one for you to start.
That's just like MP people that are like NPC.
No, they're different.
It's more than that.
It's more sinister than just an NPC.
So there's a certain vibe that you get from most people.
Like most people give off like things and you can kind of like read them or like read their emotions.
I just got to say before we do this, Casey, you know who we're going to start talking about and we definitely need to bleep the name.
There's no way we'll be able to say the same name.
We won't say the names.
We'll say a chosen one.
The chosen one.
That works.
But if we say that by accident, we got to believe that.
Yeah.
He's going to find us to kill us.
You talk about that.
I'll be right back.
Dude, like what we were talking about.
So like you can like fucking read that fucking voice.
That's my bottle.
I was going to use it as a spinner, bro.
What?
No, the deciding one was mine.
Okay.
Yeah.
Anyways, the voids.
Yeah.
But um, voids was a really good, I think term for these people.
So like most people, you can kind of like read and get like a vibe off them and shit, you know.
But when you meet these certain people, like instead of getting like a vibe or like an emotion
off them, it's basically just like fucking reading static, you know.
It's a really fucking weird thing.
And they're looking to their eyes and they just, they feel that it's uncanny, like the
uncanny valley shit.
Yeah.
It's, it's like they're, they've looked that way too.
Like they look weird.
And they act really fucking weird.
And they act weird, but it's not an NPC deal.
Yeah.
They're intelligent people, but they just act very different.
Mostly intelligent, but they're, they're, you know, not intelligent.
They're fucking.
They can go through a day of their life.
In our examples, but I feel like I've met voids in my life.
That are scary, bro.
That have been scary.
That have been completely with it.
That I'd be like, that person could do some fucking damage.
Yeah.
Like the chosen one.
Yes.
It's just like, and I, again, like it's weird cause when you, when you see him, you know,
they're going to be a character in your life for a while.
Yeah.
Like the vibe you get off, like when you meet people and you're like, Holy shit, I bet you
are like, not now.
I'm going to be friends with him.
Yeah.
Like in a couple of months, I'm, I bet you I'm going to be friends with this guy.
Like I can just see it.
It's like, it's like that, but more negative.
It's like, Oh fuck, this person's going to come in my life.
And I don't know what they're going to do.
It's going to fuck up something.
They're going to do, but they're going to, they're going to fucking, they're going to
make me not the, a good person.
Dude, the chosen one in the fucking Guantanamo fucking both those guys are fucking voids,
bro.
Yeah.
Oh, big, big time.
Big time.
I just remembered the best example I have is, I mean, I've not, this is, I'm not saying
this is a war story.
I'm saying this because this is a reaction that I had that was genuine and it was reciprocated
in such a weird way.
It's just the best way to describe a void.
I have a patient that I'm getting for a transport and the nurse, it gives me like all the sad
talk, like it was right when COVID started and this guy like had a perfectly fine life
with his wife.
They both loved one another.
They, they, um, they, they had no medical history and then out of nowhere they both
got COVID and wife died, husband hallucinated of the wife and then he died.
And he died right as I got this report to take him on hospice care.
That's terrible.
And when it, it, like me and the nurse walked in and we discovered that this person was
dead at the same time.
So after I just got this, I hear it and it like actually elicited like a strong emotional
response for me, which is something you don't typically get on the job.
So like I walked out and my, my actual partner knew that like, oh fuck, like something happened
in there because the nurse was just as broken up as me and then there's fucking Guantanamo.
Oh, fucking Guantanamo.
And Guantanamo, Guantanamo laughs at me because I'm crying when he is a trainee.
And that, I wasn't like crying, crying, but I was like, oh, like fuck, that was heavy.
Like it's like, when you see a heavy part in a TV show, it's just like the rare occasion
like it's shed a single tear.
It was like a little bit stronger than that, but, and it was just like, I was just blown
away by the fact that this person, and funny enough, the old dispatcher at our job that
picked the phone up, he's a fucking void too.
I don't even need to say his name.
Which one?
We'll say flambo.
How about that for the name?
Come on, that's gotta give it away.
No dude, I don't.
Yeah.
Which one?
Oh.
Dispatcher.
Yeah.
That one.
He picked up and I was like, hey man, out of service for a minute.
Like just need a minute to like go outside.
Yeah.
I'm gonna be fine though.
Transport's canceled.
Died.
Really sad.
He goes, yeah, no.
I need you to go upstairs to the seventh floor and pick another one up.
Also a hospice patient.
It's like, fuck you.
And I said that and he like, he threatened to write me up but didn't.
And it was just like, the reactions that I got from those two people, I'm like, only
somebody that just projects static teeth.
Somebody that you can tell something's off with them.
They're worried that they're gonna do something in the future.
You wanna get rid of them.
They're just a negative presence.
You just get bad energy off of them.
Fucking.
Responds that way.
Guantanamo had the fucking eye that just wandered.
Yeah.
And the fucking shit he would say too.
He was like very, very misogynistic when he talked about women.
Oh yeah.
And like would like, he could tell you had this.
Like not in like a funny way either.
No.
Like he was like actually serious about it.
Just like in this very like women are worse than men.
Like it's not just like, oh, like he, you know what?
He was like past like Andrew Tate level.
He was like, women are useless.
They are in our lives to.
Propriet and that is it.
And he was super weird to all of them.
Sorry.
I'll shut up.
The chosen one, similar enough had a had a bad, it seems like the voids always have
bad experiences with women.
Bad.
Yeah.
The stories he said, oh my God.
Like this kid was fucking insane.
Comes up to you.
It's like, listen, man.
And I'm like, what?
And I'm driving back from New York City.
So it's fucking three hours and we're in there for fucking.
We're in an hour and he goes, hey, man.
And he looks at me and I go, oh God, he's going to fucking talk again.
And I go, yeah.
He just goes, listen, I'm going to tell you something.
I'm like, please don't.
He just goes, I'm going to, if I was ever to, you know, end it all, you know, I'm like,
that's kind of dark, man.
He goes, I go to my ex-girlfriend's house and I blow my pants out on her football.
Just so she knows how bad she hurt me.
I'm like, that's real dark, dude.
You should talk to somebody.
He just goes, therapist are for fucking faggots.
I'm like, whoa.
Yeah.
No, he was just fucking, he was just ridiculously fucking creepy that way.
Yeah.
I just remember like when I got back, when I got back to the station, the first shift
I had because he was my trainee and I typically got assigned trainees that were going to be
like, yeah, they weren't going to be like problem children, but it's people that the
front office knew behaved kind of autistically.
So they would, they would give them to me because they figured that it would be like
a good learning style.
Usually it was.
I got the fucking guy was the only one.
I didn't even do that for Guantanamo actually because I just had no dog in the fight at
that point.
I was like, whatever, like I'm fucking leaving here.
I'm not actually going to try to train this person, but like fucking dude, he was, he's
a scary guy.
I got back and I was like, I can't do it.
I cannot train this person.
You need to give them to somebody else.
Like I'm not comfortable with this.
My words exactly because we had codes to get into the building was he's a code changer.
I told my supervisor he is a code changer and I did not work another shift with him.
Is that the Viking supervisor?
Or was it?
Yeah, it was the Saturday, the Saturday morning breakfast.
Fucking love him.
I miss him so much.
He was cooking up bacon.
I'm telling him all this shit because I had to hang around until he left and he went out
like an hour after fucking shift change.
So I, because I had to vent about it.
I had to express like how seriously this person was like, like how badly because I know that
our old job would not fire people.
He needed to be gone.
Like this was not a profession.
He should ever should be involved in.
And dude, that was bad.
And then he, Deputy Posting was the one that put the nail in the coffin though.
Good.
Amen.
He really did us a solid there.
He did.
Do you remember the night that we were all playing poker?
Oh my God.
That was one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.
Cause usually I would bust out early in them, but it was like the first day he came.
Cause that's when I didn't really even know how to play.
I still don't know how to play poker.
I know.
You know that if you get like pocket eight, oh yeah, I like you're talking about specific
people like you're talking about some specific people now, like a person.
We're talking about the one, but you're on the podcast.
No, you can talk about the chosen one.
What's the list of the blue?
What's the list of?
We'd have to fucking retcon.
We have to like episode 20 is off if we ever make it big, like a sizeable enough that it
would be a worry that people talk about people publicly without using your name.
I guess, but I mean, if you're not using their name, literally they can't do anything.
But he would do something.
I drew pocket rockets in this game firsthand and he was talking mad shit about how he's
a fucking fan.
Like he's like, I go to a casino all the time, man.
I'm a fucking kid.
So I just like fuck it.
I got fucking pocket aces.
I'm like, I he might get me here and it would be funny and it would give me an opportunity
to leave the table and ignore him for a little bit.
So that's not bad either.
So I'm like, I'm gonna go all in.
Fuck it.
Like, I'm like, this idiot's gonna call me to and he probably is fucking nothing and
he's just going to be angry, which is exactly what he did.
And I fucking beat him.
I think like another ace ended up on the table and it was like three of a kind.
Nobody else called.
It was just him.
So yeah, I was out.
Yeah.
And I was like, I was in the first hand of the game.
Everybody's everybody around the table started dying, laughing in the middle of that.
He goes, I know you bumped me to so and so as your trainee and kept laughing as if nothing
happened, but said it in a super serious, scary voice.
I was like, he's gonna hurt me.
And like this kid knows that he's going to get fired from here because he knows like
how off the walls he is and he's going to hurt me when he gets fired.
And like, this is terrifying.
Like this person is like, were you there the day that he got danked?
Um, no, I've heard everybody that's.
Dude, it was so fucking funny.
That was a sitting there and I was here.
I'm go.
All right.
Can you come to the office, Mr Viking man himself and Mr Viking man.
We call that because he's literally a fucking Viking.
He's like six, four fucking huge, like Jack.
He is a burly man.
So fucking he goes.
All right.
Chosen one.
Can you, can you come in?
He's just like, okay.
I think I might have figured out why we can't hear Dan.
Okay.
Well, let's, let's, let's get this.
Hey, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Oh, I figured it out.
I figured it out.
It just clicked in.
I just, uh, I was connecting all of my to the call, but I just connected mine so you
can just hear me.
Okay.
Hold on.
Let me throw my headphones on.
Yeah.
So yeah.
So when he got fucking dinked, I was sitting there and I was like, I was like, fuck man,
because I knew what was happening.
I'm sorry.
If one of you just calls them on your phone and meets it, well, you can talk to them too.
I was sitting there and I was like, Hey, I think he's getting dinked to one of my partners.
He's like, so like this could be the big one.
No, I know.
I know.
I think, I think we're good though.
Wait, why don't we just somebody, somebody call him so you can, so he can hear you.
What if we do this?
Hold on a second.
Let me, let me do it.
No, no, no, no, no, just call him so you can hear.
So this is what we did with the fucking, this is how we got echo last time though.
No, we can, we can, uh, mute it.
Mute it, mute it, turn speaker off, turn speaker off.
How do I turn speaker?
No, if we turn speaker off, then it's, it's different.
Like we could just lower that down.
There we go.
Turn the speaker off.
You can still hear him.
No, because the speaker is so wet, you can fucking talk to him like this.
Dan, can you say something?
You can talk to him.
You'll hear him in the headphones.
I know, but this, this case, you're a fucking inbred.
Oh my God.
Fuck.
I don't know if he can actually, I don't know.
All right, we're good.
Can you hear Tyler?
No, he just hung up on that one.
I can hear him in the background.
Yeah.
If you just, if you just stay on the call with them, you'll be able to hear them.
Oh, okay.
That might give him a delight.
No, no, no, let's just try.
Just let me finish.
Just let me finish this, this thing here.
Yeah, go ahead.
Turn off the speaker.
No, you have to fucking use the speaker.
You fucking inbred.
That's how you get echo.
No, I think we're getting echo from his end now because he's listening to the phone call.
Yeah.
This is the solar plexus clown gliders.
All right.
How about we just ditch the phone and Dan?
I can hear everybody on the Facebook call.
All right, go ahead.
So, I'm going to finish this fucking story.
So he gets out of the fucking room and like slams the fucking door open.
I'm like, uh-oh.
And he just goes, looks like I got fired.
And I go, okay.
He goes, I guess I'll see you guys never again.
And he was fucking sprints out the fucking door and slams it.
And then fucking Viking comes out and goes, dude, I was actually scared.
Dude, I was actually scared of that kid.
Wait, you said his name there.
No, I said the Viking.
Oh, you did?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought you said his name.
The Viking.
The Viking, bro.
I'm going to have to re-listen to this.
I don't like a whole thing.
Dude, that was the same account I got from everybody because it was just like.
So, wait, Dan, what do you think about the, tell us about the cyber attacks?
Yeah, dude, the one that has cyber attacking us.
Are they actually though?
Dude, the one that happened on Monday, bro.
You didn't hear about that?
I didn't hear anything about it.
No.
Dude, like we, we, we were talking about it earlier.
That's why we try to call you because we, we know that you have good input on this shit.
Um, but like we are, I was at work and like around 3am, everything like internet wise
just went dead.
That was connected to spectrum, like completely dead.
And, uh, I looked it up later, uh, apparently from Washington, DC up to Maine, everything
spectrum went dead for like an hour.
And like they didn't like say maintenance or anything like that.
It was like, you're like, yeah, it just went down, but we fixed it.
Mike, there's something else going on there.
There really is.
I'm just amazed that he can hear you because that mic is not connected to the call.
No, dude.
I can, I can hear him.
I can hear him pretty clear.
Yeah.
You gotta project your voice.
It's not.
What are you talking about?
No, go ahead.
But yeah, that's like, that's, I, I, I, I got a feeling that that's a, uh, a cyber attack,
if you will, you know, cyber attack by the Russians.
I mean, but the Chinese apparently, but they're working with the Russian.
So you just have a feeling that because your wifi went out, there was a cyber attack.
But you still had like, you still had your cell phone.
No dude, because it was spectrum and it was the entirety of spectrum for the entire
of northeast.
East.
Did you read an article on this or did you know it actually fucking happened?
Cause I think we're dealing with a different spectrum here.
I haven't actually looked at my mind just heard Tyler say it.
So I don't know.
I looked it up.
I'll be, it was a very, very, very brief search, maybe 15 seconds in some time.
But I saw, I saw no news article.
But you know what, you know what I would suspect that it is.
What's that?
I would suspect that they wouldn't launch like a very large attack at once.
They would do a task.
That's what I was fucking saying, my guy.
Thank you.
That is, that is the Tyler's theory on this.
Which I gotta say I agree with too.
Cause you wouldn't, you wouldn't just attack something like cyber cybernetically.
If you, if you like just out of nowhere, you would just be like, we're going to do the
big one right now.
We're going to do a couple tests first.
It's like how scammers, when they get your credit card, they'll make like a one or two
dollar purchase first to like test the card.
And then like two weeks later, it's like, and you don't have a savings account anymore.
That's how they do it.
It's the same logic.
Yeah.
I mean, we never heard anything, we never heard anything about that bombing that happened
outside of that.
I think it was the AT&T like main hub.
Oh, I never heard about that.
What happened there?
Oh my God.
You definitely heard about it.
I'm just not describing right.
It was, it was where the, the truck was driving around, warning everybody to get away.
When was this?
Oh, this was like two years ago.
Oh yeah.
I thought this was like recent.
Yeah.
No.
And then the truck blew up.
It was warning people to get away.
Oh yeah.
Had a recording playing over the PA.
Really?
What the fuck?
Dude.
Telling people to get away because it was going to blow up.
Did people get away?
I guess so.
And I don't think anybody.
Dude, why?
How did I never hear this?
This is nuts.
Yeah.
But it took out AT&T.
That was the whole point.
Like the entirety of it for a little bit or did it just like.
It was like, it's like the main hub and not just AT&T.
I think there's other, other companies that go through that main area.
It was, it was like a main hub, whatever it was, it took it out.
Oh fuck.
I remember what you're talking about.
Yeah.
It was like some like a relay station for them.
Right?
Yeah.
I'm remembering now.
That was fucking weird.
Alex Jones said about that.
Was there anybody in the truck?
What?
Was there anybody in the truck?
No, they left.
You're not going to blow yourself up.
You're not a fucking G hottest.
It says March, 2021, the FBI released a report on the Nashville bombing.
That's what it was.
You never hear about that.
Isn't that funny?
Yeah.
It's fucking wild.
It's just like,
You only hear about things the government wants you to hear.
Yeah.
I was going to say that's either a mainstream story that never made it or it's, it got
censored when new stations tried to do it.
Here's the thing.
Okay.
One, that's an act of domestic terrorism.
Okay.
Yep.
So why wouldn't you hear more about it?
And why wouldn't, wouldn't people be right?
You're right.
That is a huge deal.
Yeah, that's a big deal.
It's a massive deal.
So the question is, is who, who caused the attack?
You never heard of a person that did it?
You never heard of a group that was tied to it?
No.
It just happened.
That's fucking crazy.
It could just be like a crazy person.
So what information?
Yeah, but they would still, they would have a name though.
Like typically they, they do this shit.
So well, they took out a communication hub.
So it's like, what information was going to come out that they didn't want to come out?
Exactly.
So it got swept under the carpet.
It could have been a sigh up that they were trying to cover up something and they use
that and that's why they did the, the, the, the, generally they just pick somebody and
blame them.
Yeah.
But you ever, um, yeah.
So I, I have a segment I want to do here.
We're going to do a little political debate.
Oh boy.
We're going to do a political quiz used as a, as a topics for the debate here.
It's a, it's a conservative or liberal quiz, quick quiz.
Okay.
I think it's like, figures out what you are.
Yeah, it's like, it's only like 11 questions or something.
I'm interested to see what I get on this one.
I'm high based off of what I'm so, uh, it's only like 11 questions or something, but,
uh, I just want to see what the collective views of untitled podcast are.
Oh, so we're all taking it.
Yeah.
So we can vote, I guess it's a democratic election on a group political.
All right.
So we got personal issues and economic issues.
Okay.
Personal issues.
Government should not censor speech, press, media or internet.
Absolutely.
I agree with that.
They should not agree.
Good disagree.
That's a tough one.
I agree.
It's a tough one because like you got to think of people that are just completely off their
rocker that can just Hitler was.
I am a speech.
Exactly.
People can we were talking about this on like episode four or five with the Alex Jones
that government shouldn't censor speech or like how they were tricky situation though.
It's like, right?
Cause people can use that for their own agenda.
That's not necessarily for good.
What?
Yeah, I know.
And all the fucking NPCs will start listening and next thing you know, we got a bunch of
NPCs trying to take over the world here.
No, no, no, I am 100% freedom of speech.
God damn right.
I understand why you can't say like fire in a crowded building.
No, you can do that.
No, you can't.
Yes, you can.
That's the classics of spring.
That is not.
I would say, fuck you, say fire in a crowded building.
Bro, see that's that's what I mean.
Like you need, you need minimal, you need minimal censorship.
Like if it could be perceived as another crime, can you be like Kanye and say Hitler wasn't
a bad guy?
I think that I think you should be able to say that.
That's within the limits of free speech.
To me, to me, I believe that that's okay because I feel like just about everybody on this planet
and don't get me wrong, he has followers.
Like if you look on the comments of these videos, they're like, damn, there's like a
there's a scarily large amount of those comments.
I'll admit, I think he's got a few good points.
He's got a right, man.
He's got a right.
Are you listening to what he's saying?
Like fucking open your third eye here.
Like shit, dude.
But I think that should be allowed.
Everybody should be able to say anything they want.
God damn right, motherfucker.
You're right.
100% free speech, motherfuckers.
100%.
As long as it's not like harming public safety, you know, that's what I mean.
That's where I draw the line.
Even if it does harm public safety, 100% free speech, motherfuckers.
100%.
There's no limits on my free speech.
I will tell you when the solar plexus, I fucking with you Tyler.
I'm like 100% free speech.
You know.
All right.
So it's a yes.
All right.
We're going to vote.
Yeah.
I'm outnumbered here.
So agree or disagree?
Wait, wait, what's Dan's opinion here?
We're all four.
All right.
So I'm the only maybe then.
All right.
Second question.
Military service should be voluntary.
There should be no draft.
I disagree with that.
That's because it's like, yeah.
If the reasoning for the war is retarded.
Yeah.
But like it's something along the lines like if we go to fucking World War three and not
enough people are signing up, they're going to have to get a fucking four somehow.
We're going to fold as a country.
Like you need it there.
But by the way, every single person here on the podcast is in the draft.
But there's no like I would be disqualified, but I'm sure if shit got bad enough, they
would be like, you're deaf and one of you.
Yeah.
We'll just give you one.
Right now though, that that does medically disqualify.
We'll see how desperate we get.
We'll see how many bodies we throw at this world.
Well, if nobody, if nobody signed up, right, there, there should be a draft, but people
are yours going to have people that are going to sign up because people always want to fight.
I'd sign up exactly.
So there should be no draft.
There should not be, you should not be forced to risk your life and be shot.
I, yeah, you've actually sold me on this.
You've sold me.
Yeah.
If there's a draft in effect, that means that there wasn't enough public support to
sign up and fight for your country.
Yeah.
But at the same point, what's going to happen if you want to go to war, you're going to
have people that want to go to war that support the war.
If I disagree with the war, I'm not going to be forced to go and get shot in the head.
You've got high too much.
You wouldn't even be able to go to war.
Exactly.
I'm not going to war.
It's going to be a rough detox.
Of course, I, you know, I really respect the people that do volunteer shout out to
Farley.
Yeah, we got to talk.
We got to introduce him by the way.
It finally is the best.
He's got when he comes back from from war, he's going to he's going to be on our friend
and fellow podcast host.
Hopefully when he comes other Dan is doing a year long tour.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a long time.
Good guy.
Great guy.
Yeah.
All right.
Wait.
So, so agree or disagree?
I say that we don't have a draft.
I will.
So agree.
There should be no draft.
I think that I vote agree.
I say in certain situations.
Here's the thing you say maybe.
Yeah, I was going to say, I think I think this is going to be a two and two here.
You're going to change your mind.
I'm going to change my mind when I change your mind.
I'm going to sign the fuck up, dude.
So what do you say, Dan?
Well, here's what's going to happen.
It's going to be just like the covid vaccine.
Even if you don't want it, you're going to be ostracized for not signing up for not signing
up.
Yeah.
So everybody's going to be like, what are you a pussy?
You didn't sign up.
You fucking protect your country, motherfucker.
You care about the women and children, bro.
You're just going to go play video games.
What are you going to do, bro?
You don't want to get shot, bro.
That's how it lies in these countries in World War One and two though.
Like, exactly how it's going to be.
How it actually killed themselves because they couldn't fight in World War Two.
So you got two agrees on one.
Maybe what do you say, Dan?
Brutally murdered by your whole country for not going.
Yeah.
Like I say, it should be, it should be voluntary.
So agree.
So will say agree.
Next question.
There should be no laws regarding sex between consenting adults.
What do you mean by that?
You mean like no age limit.
You want me to click the help button, Tyler?
In the US, adults are typically those who are age 18 and above to consent means to give
permission for something to happen.
Sex laws.
Proposed this sex laws have historically been applied to activities such as prostitution
and pornography.
Oh dude, if they're saying that we should get rid of fucking porn, fuck that.
I was just saying to me, Tyler, I think what you're saying is that you're saying
is that sex should just, you're essentially, there's no age limit.
That's all you're removing here.
Is that, am I understanding that correctly?
So there should be no, between consenting adults, so people over 18.
Okay.
I disagree.
You disagree.
Wait, so what in what situations would you disagree?
I would disagree in the situation that you see two people with like Down syndrome.
So if you're, no, that's, no, it's that's not consenting.
If you're consenting and you're an adult, break them up.
No, but if you're consenting, if you're consenting, you can't let that reenter the gene pool.
But if you're consenting, is that what you're saying, Dan?
So if you're, if you're consenting, that means that both people are of sound mind as well.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I did the smelling salts.
They caught me off guard.
Oh, you know, comedian, if you guys ever heard the comedian Theo Vaughn.
Yeah, I have.
Dude, he's funny as hell.
It's like, man, if you see two mentals hugging, a mental and a mental, don't make a non mental.
So you gotta.
What are my favorite things?
Oh my God, I guess I agree with that.
Because who the fuck is going to take care of that kid?
Even if, even if by some miracle, the kid pops out, all right, they don't have a mom
and dad.
It's not like they could take care of that.
So do you think that Downey shouldn't have to should never be able to read for cruise?
We're getting some dangerous territory.
We might get canceled here.
I'm agreeing with Dan.
No, I did not let that read.
That's out of line.
Ruling on this, actually.
Now I'm interested.
That's out of line.
You want to vote?
No, we're in a debate here and I want to hear your take on this.
That's out of line, man.
You're saying Downey can't reproduce.
Dude, who the fuck is going to parent that kid?
Casey.
Listen, consenting means that you are willing and want to do it.
Adults mean that you're over 18.
I think there should be no loss.
So even if they have a mental incapacitation, no, that doesn't allow for consent if you
have a mental incapacitation.
Yeah.
If you're not alert and oriented, you don't have to consent.
But what if they're just crossing that line?
All right, rapist.
Okay.
No, I don't.
I don't mean 18.
I mean, if they have a mental disability and they are just barely enough to be alert and
oriented, classified by the law, they are a consenting goal.
Oh, yeah.
Those TikToks about disabled people.
How the fuck are they going to take care of this kid?
But if you take that away for a moment, you've got to give them something.
No, because you're taking away human rights from that person.
I don't think you should.
That's because you're talking about reproduction.
This is just talking about fucking each other.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You're saying like if the kid is like going to turn out like disabled or something, that's
fucking wrong.
I think you guys are wrong here.
Like you guys, but disabled people aren't necessarily.
I don't even know what my disabled people can be happy though and have one and still
want to have kids.
I think you're wrong here.
Allie Mack.
That's your, you guys are, you guys are gonna agree.
Let's vote.
Hold up.
You guys are crossing the line there.
I think I know I, I, I agree with Tyler.
No, you got to know.
I agree with him.
No, you're good.
I'm flip flopping.
I'm so agree.
Just agree.
I think the point of the question is they're trying to say, are you getting involved in
people like, like gay people?
I really want to start.
Dude, just fucking people.
What does that do for loss regarding sex?
You let it happen.
What was the question?
So agree or disagree?
Wait, wait, agree or disagree?
Let's vote.
No laws regarding sex between consenting adults.
Well, that's what it's in regards to.
Cover such a large amount of territory though.
I just saying it's, it's the game.
It's a gay one.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, if it's about the gaze, fuck it.
Why the fuck would you know?
We just went down since we went straight to down since.
Yeah, let him whatever.
I can give two shits.
Have fun.
I encourage you to.
I agree.
Can you record it?
You agree?
Okay.
What do you vote?
I agree.
I think that they should be able to do what they want.
Do whatever they want.
I don't give a shit.
Okay.
We all are.
I don't know why that took so long to debate.
If we all fucking agree.
Dude, I'm high and I misunderstood the question and I forgot.
No, I think I like, I like to think.
There's like downsides from people, man.
I don't know.
I flip flop back in my own head about six times just talking about it there.
We got to get back to political debates because that's what me and Dan were originally.
Yeah.
So, so question four.
All right.
You're going to love this one.
We should repeal laws prohibiting adult possession and use of drugs.
What do you do?
Does repeal mean?
Wait, so that means use whatever laws against use of drugs.
Oh, I am strongly against that.
Wait.
So if I wanted to, I could fucking go home and just do some fucking deterra and then
just drive my car.
No, that's, you can do deterra, but you can't driving while high is still correct.
Okay.
So it's just getting drugs.
That's wrong.
I am against that.
That's one of those things where it's like, if we really wanted to be a free country,
yeah, like sure, but I don't think they, it destroys lives, destroys families often for
kids that had no say in the matter.
It's more wrong.
You got to have laws against drugs because there's gonna be people that abuse them even
if it's an illness.
It's more only.
It's more only wrong.
You have to look at innocent lives can be hurt by other people doing drugs.
Right.
But how many die?
How many people die per year from using drugs?
A lot, a lot of people, right?
But how many would die per year if drugs were legal?
Still a lot of people, but which I think you have to look at which number is higher.
All right, we don't know.
We don't know, right?
Yeah, but I don't think that's a good theory to test.
I think people are gonna be like, oh, fuck, I can do whatever drug I want.
You're just gonna see a surge of people that want to try all these fucking things and they
turn into shitty people or addicts and they fucking kill other people.
I think if you don't have drug laws, you're just gonna have more addicts, which this
is something this is a problem we ran into with the Harrison Tax Act.
Prior to the Harrison Tax Act.
Dude, Dan always comes in with really facts.
Yeah.
I love it.
That's why I was good with Dan.
So some people, I've read statistics that as high as one third of Americans were addicted
to opiates.
Yeah.
Prior to the government enacting attacks on drugs, which effectively it made it so that
physicians couldn't really, I guess, afford.
It made it very difficult for people to get their hands on drugs.
Yeah.
Sorry, I don't know where the physician thing came in.
I forget what that has to do with it.
But there was another thing that they did to make it difficult for physicians.
I know what you're saying, like the eye stop thing.
What's that?
It's like the system that if you're prescribed narcotics, they have to put you into the system
called eye stop and all the doctors can have access to it so they don't over prescribe
you narcotics.
So everybody like that ever got prescribed like morphine or something is in that system
forever.
Yeah.
Interesting.
That's actually an interesting like that.
Probably Adderall's on there too.
Honestly.
No, that's it.
I don't know if it's like prescription like it's not it's narcotics only.
I don't think it's like narcotics while you're in the hospital.
I think it's like narcotics that prescribed to you at home.
Yeah.
It's like you think it'd be a bunch of like oxy.
Okay.
So here's what I was talking about.
So the Harrison Narcotics Tax Act was a United States federal law that regulated and taxed
the production, importation, distribution of opiates and cocoa products.
This just makes you want to play atomic heart.
By representative Francis Burton Harrison of New York was approved on December 17th,
1914.
An act to provide for the registration of well anyway what they're saying is the courts
interpreted this to mean that physicians could prescribe narcotics to patients in the course
of normal treatment, but not for the treatment of addiction.
So this caused a whole problem in the United States, like this whole gray area.
But anyway, what this whole act was was to it was the first like real step towards making
drugs illegal.
Yeah.
The first like actual government got like this is this is sorry to over complicate it,
but this is where the government like started like overreaching its boundaries.
So I don't think like minor drugs such as wheat should be illegal, right?
But like heroin or drugs that are going to kill people.
Yeah.
Are going to kill people if they like overdose should be illegal.
I agree with you.
So I'll say maybe I'll say maybe I do see what Dan's saying though where it's like that's
where in all terms of yeah, in all terms of our freedom, they just decided like, okay,
we are going to start overseeing this.
So the problem was I'm sorry that to over complicate this, but the problem was is the
government's the government stepped in.
They created an opportunity for a black market.
So prior to that, people would just go to their they go to the drugstore, they go down
to CVS.
Oh, I get what you're saying.
This is a big problem to come out of one fucking legal shit.
So soon as the government stepped in and made a regulation, now they couldn't go to the
drugstore to get it.
They couldn't go to some other people couldn't go to their doctors to get it.
And now, you know, guy in the street corner came up.
Yeah.
And and all of a sudden you could go buy it illegally.
And it just it created the whole right because I had this patient that was like, oh, the
doctors aren't giving me enough pain meds.
And she went out and bought tram on the street.
Exactly.
That's a perfect example.
Yeah.
Dude, I could get you could get so many hard drugs on the street by just knowing one person
instead of going to the hospital and being just like, can I get some pain meds for my
leg that's missing?
So let's vote.
I'm going to say maybe I'm going to say no.
I'm agreeing.
I agree with you.
You're going to say disagree.
I disagree.
I'm I'm a I'm a maybe with Casey.
Wait, is this a great I'm going to say no.
They shouldn't be all drugs should not be legal.
All drugs should not be legal is what I'm saying.
All right.
So we got a tie between maybe and disagree.
I think we all agree.
Well, if I think no, it says repeal laws prohibiting adult possession and use of drugs.
Agree disagree or maybe I think you need to with some drugs.
I say all drugs.
So you're so to maybe is to disagree.
So what are we going to go with?
I don't know.
Just say yes.
I'm going to disagree.
I'm going to disagree with it.
I disagree to.
I feel like that's a maybe then.
Ali Mack, you could be slide.
You could be slate.
So I'm more towards I'm more towards agree than maybe.
So I could agree.
So then it no.
So then it would be maybe.
I guess.
Yeah.
All right.
Next question.
Government should not target detain or deport undocumented workers.
I think they should deport them.
Disagree.
Get them out of here.
So government should not target detain and deport undocumented workers out.
Dude, come here legally and I will welcome you with open arms.
Come here illegally.
You're here fucking legally.
I go to fuck back.
I think that the I agree with this, but in the cases where there's people who were illegal
immigrants that have since gotten their citizenship, they are fine.
That's the that's the only thing that I like if they're already a citizen, they are not
you can't their grandfather did.
But other than that, get them the fuck out.
Right.
But this is saying.
Get out of here.
Fuck out.
Allie Mac.
This is saying undocumented workers, not citizens.
Yeah, get out of here.
Get the fuck out of here.
You fucking piece of shit.
I understand that's going to fuck people over, but at the end of the day, come here legally.
Come here legally.
Okay.
But but also situations where two illegals came in here because you know me, I'm always
looking out for the kids.
If two illegals have a kid in the U.S., I think they technically would be a citizen
anyways because they are born in the United States.
The kid would be a citizen.
The parents would get deported and the kid would get put into the foster care system.
And I hate to say it, but I agree with that.
There's no better option for that kid.
She have a chance.
They're not getting deported unless the parents want them to.
That's another thing.
Fuck.
So I'm going to say maybe because I think they should like deport people that undocumented
immigrants, but I don't think they should like put kids in foster care and like deport
them to get the fuck out of here.
So I'll say maybe what do you say, Dan?
Yeah, I'm going to say get them out.
Yeah, get them the fuck out.
I don't remember the question.
How just get them out government should not target, detain or deport undocumented workers.
I'm going to disagree.
Get out.
All right.
Get the fuck out.
I like them.
We are moving on to economic issues.
I'm going to love this one.
I mean, in case you're going to scream in each other for the next 30 minutes.
This is a tough one.
So you'll hear my inner dialogue.
Gold time before one of you sways me.
We've been the other ones going to be pissed off at me for the rest of the day.
I'm just going to come in with like an actual like like take on it.
They'll say all of it.
I'm also kind of buzz.
So first one tax taxpayers should not be responsible for student loan debt.
That's true.
Yeah, fuck them.
Yeah, I also agree with that one.
Yeah, fuck them.
They, they took the loan out themselves.
You know what?
I'm actually going to agree with that because I think the government should be responsible
for whatever you fucking you call me motherfucker.
I don't think the taxpayers themselves should be responsible for it.
Get the fuck out.
I think the government themselves fuck out of here.
Just fucking pay your fucking loan that you took.
You fucking lazy piece of shit.
Yeah.
Why, why do you get bailed out?
I don't give a fuck who's paying it fucking pay up your fucking declare bankrupt tax pay
an idiot.
Okay, let's let's hear the tax payers.
They didn't go to school or maybe they did and they paid to go to school.
Why do I have to pay for some smart fucking person that went to Harvard?
You actually went to school though.
You went to college.
Yeah.
And then I dropped out and I paid for all of it myself.
Exactly.
But you went to school.
Yeah.
But guess what?
I didn't get fucking bailed out.
Student loans though.
This isn't like the general education system.
This is student loans for college.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
Yeah.
You pay for that shit on your own.
It's not that hard to fucking walk through a McDonald's, get a job, fucking make enough
money to take a loan out and then get a job after you go to school and don't fuck up.
It's your fucking fault that you didn't fucking take.
I agree.
You fucking did women's studies instead of fucking going to something else.
That's actually useful.
Let's hear from Dan.
Yeah.
So we talked about this, I think on the what second episode, first episode.
Like I said, socially I can be to the left.
I can be on the right every time.
Yeah.
So I don't think the government should, that's like, if the government's going to pay for
student loans, they should pay for my car.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
So you're all saying disagree.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
Yeah.
I'm gonna stop on this.
I'm gonna say agree, but I guess I'm out of fucking blood.
I wait.
Next question.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
The government should not be responsible for providing healthcare.
They shouldn't.
I that is a really tricky one because I mean, as much as I want to say, as much as I want
to say to the government should there's so many people and how much like we like how
often it goes back and forth between private and government.
And that's why it always fucks it up because the Republican gets in, they do their thing,
Democrat comes in, tears it all down.
The health system is just shot because we can't get something set in stone in.
I could give two shits about whether it's public or if it's done by the government,
but we need to have something set in stone that cannot be fucked with to a certain extent.
Free healthcare for everyone.
Okay.
So for healthcare, this is, this is, this is my viewpoint on it.
Yeah, but then what is covered underneath that?
Because that's a big thing is what's covered underneath that because if it's somebody that's
not taking care of themselves and they're doing right stupid right, it's the same as
a student loan.
If you crashed your motorcycle, you're fucking paying for your medical bills.
You're not getting bailed out by the universal healthcare.
Just like what happens in Canada and like countries with public healthcare.
Good.
If that's how they do it, that's how I want it.
What did you say, Dan?
You change your mind on this?
Yeah, Casey, have you ever seen paperwork from the VA?
Oh, it's a fucking nightmare.
A while ago.
It's a goddamn nightmare.
It's an abortion.
It's just like, it's so, it's so illegible.
And I'm like, wow, if the government ran healthcare, that's how it would be.
This is exactly how it would be.
It just, it's disorganized.
Oh, the system.
I feel like most hospitals that I've worked at have been very disorganized.
So this is the thing that I'm saying with that.
I think that the government wouldn't be able to do it correctly.
It would be a fucking shit show.
And then the medical system would go down the toilet even more than it already has.
I'm agreeing with Dan there.
In a perfect would let me fucking finish.
Let me finish.
In a perfect world.
I want to hear what he has to say too.
In a perfect world, if I was in a perfect world, it's a government wasn't going to fuck
up and wasn't going to like just fucking gut the medical system, then rebuild it as a fucking
travesty.
Sure.
But we don't live in a fucking perfect world.
The government would fuck it up.
So yeah, but, but look at the counter argument that fucking do shag that government controls
healthcare.
No, no, he's saying he doesn't want that.
But you're saying if the government controlled healthcare, they would fuck it up really badly.
Yes, just look, look at what they're fucking doing with everything else right now.
But my counter argument to that is that things like the really bad side of big pharma would
come up where you have like the EpiPen guy that fucking just started marking them up
even though he didn't have to get any.
He was like, fuck it.
I don't care.
Like I'm going to get money and it's it's my thing.
So and that was private, essentially privatized healthcare in the medication and a lot of
people who needed EpiPens couldn't get them for a while.
And then we had check and inject, which was fucking interesting.
But it works.
But like it's, but that's what I'm saying though.
It's like, and I don't have the facts here, but I bet you the government is what essentially
brought us check and inject.
I don't know if that came from private sector.
All right, we're going to vote.
Dan, what do you think?
Man, say the question.
Government should not be responsible for providing healthcare.
Man, you know what, I'm going to go ahead and say this is similar to the student loan
thing, man.
I'm going to say they should be responsible.
I agree with that.
You agree?
What about you two agree?
I agree exactly what Dan just said.
And I just flip flopped again.
What did he say?
I'm back on dance.
I think it's, I think it should be, I don't think the government should.
Yeah, I don't think the government should do it.
So he's going to agree.
What?
I don't think the government should be hands on.
I'm flopping back.
The government shouldn't be hands on.
Nope.
No, I think whose responsibility is it to take care of society of the people in society,
but who the people, what do they do to take care of those?
Okay, Casey, none of us are communists here besides.
Hold on.
They have it's privatized hospitals.
Prioritized.
Exactly.
To make money.
I understand.
To make money.
The government would be doing the same thing.
The government.
Fucking communist.
Casey, the government would get the money either way.
The government is an extension of the people.
Right?
So if you want the people to take care of other people, I get your argument.
I disagree.
Yeah.
Okay.
We're not listening to your commie gobbly.
Gook.
You play.
I agree with, I told you socially, I can, I can veer to the left fucking economically.
I'm usually on the right wing side though.
Look, honestly, more libertarian, but look, look, it's Crip walking.
All right, we're going to vote disagree, disagree.
All right.
Disagree.
You say agree.
Dan says agree.
I say agree.
Casey, you say agree.
Yeah, I say disagree.
So fuck you.
I'll put, I'll put agree.
Okay.
We will sir agree.
Next question.
Let people control their own retirement, privatize social security.
That's a tough one, I guess, because I agree because there's going to be some greedy motherfucker
out there that's going to want to be profitable and there's going to be a bunch of people
that want to come compete with him and there would have to be semi affordable plans.
Like the people would be able to do that without government oversight.
Yeah.
I guess, I guess that's agreeable.
I think there should be laws regulating how these places work, obviously, that's people's
money being dealt with and there's always going to be legal issues within there.
But I don't think that the places that actually do these like 401k and these retirement plans,
that I think they should be privatized.
Well, what if someone is coming from some of the state retirement?
Well, say you're 65 and you don't have any retirement savings.
That's your fault.
But what do you do?
You just keep working till you fucking die.
We're not living in the communist utopia, Casey.
No one's agreeing with you here.
That's what my grandmother on my mom's side is doing right now.
And as much as I would love for her to be able to retire right now.
She's fucked up.
Yeah, like it's not like it's like you don't need to be that fucking smart to realize,
hey, I should probably have a retirement plan.
Like it's not like poverty is so common that you're not able to put into these things.
Like you can't.
You just need to not be stupid and do it.
Casey, you're getting steamrolled.
You're getting steamrolled.
I'm getting steamrolled.
Okay.
Why is Casey getting steamrolled because all his comments because they don't agree with
me because it's coming.
I'm just giving my opinion.
Okay, that's I don't know what Ali Mack is, but he is not on my level.
I don't understand.
You're getting steam by their opinions.
Yeah, I guess I'm getting steamrolled by their opinions, I guess because he's a communist
fuckers.
Right.
Go ahead.
I used to be a socialist shut up.
Let's do it.
401ks have made more millionaires.
Tensions ever have.
Okay.
That's true.
The other thing is, is that social security is going away whether you like it or not.
Yeah.
So we don't have to argue about this.
Amen to that.
That shit is gone.
It's not going to be here.
So, um, thank you boomers.
This is what I think they ran that.
They ran that well dry.
Thank you.
Listen, listen, listen.
What you have to think about is what is the point of having society?
Casey, what the fuck are you talking about?
What is the point?
Why don't we, why don't we just all go out in the woods and just fend for ourselves?
I want to point out dealing with other people.
I get with that.
I am not arguing for energy here.
Okay.
Like I agree.
There needs to be a government.
It's just, I like the size of that.
I'm not talking about government.
I'm talking about paying, giving people healthcare that can't afford it or are 90 years old.
Who fucking cares about them?
How about you contribute to fucking society and have the money to deal with it?
What is the point of society?
It's like survival to the fittest to a certain extent.
I see what you're saying.
If we do all this shit for these people, why do we keep the weakest alive?
That accept handouts.
Yes.
And then all my money goes to taking care of those pieces.
Exactly.
Fucking exactly.
I'm not doing that.
That is so stupid.
So if somebody abuses the system, right?
You're saying they should not be executed, buddy.
I don't know why, but I'm feeling way more political than usual.
I'm going to get us canceled.
Bro, listen, if somebody abuses the system, they should not have healthcare, right?
They shouldn't have anything.
They should be fucking.
I agree with that, but I think people who are not using the system should have.
People are going to abuse the system if it's privatized.
It's always going to be abused, Casey.
We don't live in a communist utopia.
It's not like just because the government provides healthcare that people are going
to be pieces of shit with it.
I'm saying people that abuse the system should not have their healthcare paid for.
Casey, people are always going to do that.
It doesn't matter what the fuck you do.
People are still going to be scumbags.
That's why communism will never fucking work you fucking socialist god.
I'm going to vote.
I think we're going to do Tyler sound like.
Oh my fucking god.
I guess what I'm saying is just, it's like you need to take care of yourself to a certain
extent here to be able, like I'm not going to give you fucking college.
I'm not going to give you fucking healthcare.
Okay.
There's places that will definitely offer those for an affordable enough rate because
again, there's a market there to sell that to people.
The market needs to be reasonable enough for people to be able to pay these companies,
privatized or government.
So there's going to be healthcare for the people that fucking deserve it.
I guess that's how I.
How do you define who deserves it?
Okay.
I define who deserves it by who can go out there, make a paycheck and provide for themselves.
Listen.
They're minimal.
Listen.
What are they?
Family.
Family that made a budget.
Listen, I have one caveat to this.
Okay.
I have one caveat and I just forgot it because you guys were screaming.
I got really heated about this.
Let me think for a second.
I had the one caveat that I had to it.
Oh, yeah.
The one caveat is that I think that it should be like privatized, but the medical like the
medical like facilities should only be able to charge so much.
Like when you start like like price gouging for medical treatments, that's shitty.
But if you put it at like a set rate for everything like type thing, that should be
fine.
Yeah.
Like 50, 50 dollars for a BLS transport.
Like or something like that.
Yeah.
Like it's just reasonable rates for medical.
Can we, can we agree on reasonable rates?
All right.
We're just going to take a vote.
Dan, Dan, let people control their own retirement, privatize social security.
Wait, this wasn't even about medicine.
I'm going to agree with that.
I agree.
I agree as well.
I just agree.
You're getting steeper.
I know you thought you had for me and I do feel bad because two years ago I would have
had completely different answers.
But now you pay taxes.
It's not even I pay taxes.
It's just when I was that fucking little fucking idiot that didn't know what he was doing
from with his life coming from a middle upper class family and I was in college and realized
I was fucking out because I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.
Yeah.
I would love the free handout from the government.
Yes.
Now that I moved on and see how the world works a little bit more, I should have completely
that that should have been my bad.
Like what the fuck was I doing?
You get punished for your own fuck ups.
What about if you didn't get any financial aid?
What if you're punished for stuff that you that is not your fault?
You know?
What are you talking about?
Then these privatized companies I would like to think obviously it's you don't know because
it's what if your parents enroll you in a private school?
Then they're on the hook.
Then they would be on the hook for it because they enrolled you.
They took out the whole and you have a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
Well no, I would say it would have no, no, because they had to talk to you into it.
No, at that point, you're a fucking 17 years old.
You're a fucking grown person.
You're 17.
You can make your own fucking choice at that point.
Yeah, you can say you're 17, 18 years old.
I'm not going to college.
Dude, is there like hey, you're going to go to Harvard?
I'm like no.
Like let's say I got accepted to Harvard because I got denied, of course.
But let's say I get accepted to Harvard and it's a hundred thousand dollars a fucking
year.
They're like, oh yeah, we signed you up for this.
So it's like I can't fucking pay for that.
Then that's what I'm saying though.
If the parents sign, it's on them.
If you're 17, I get what you're saying.
Well, your parents just say they know what's best for you, right?
And they try to.
Yeah, but you're still 17.
Parents don't understand me.
Yeah, you're still 17.
I'm saying if you're 18 years old.
Is that your decision or is it your parents decision?
It's your decision.
If it's 17, I believe that would fall on the parents.
You're still 18.
You're still influenced by your parents.
Why?
Why can't I?
Why can't we give a fucking 18 year old a fucking debt that's going to last for the
rest of their fucking life?
But they can't know.
But listen, but they can't fucking get a house.
Like let's say I wanted to get in the real estate instead of going to college.
I take out a $300,000 loan to get a get two rental properties and I start renting them
out.
That's bad.
But if I want to go into debt for fucking 30 years and not make any money off of that,
that's completely fine.
The government's eyes.
So you give an 18 year old that much debt because it's like.
Oh, it's fucked up.
It's fucked up.
No, I'm not saying it's not fucked up, but I'm also saying you took that fucking loan.
Yeah, it's fucked up that you give a young person like a mortgage, like a college education,
like car loan, all this stuff.
You got something for it.
I guess, I guess what I guess if I'm understanding Tyler correctly is just that like you're it's
a survival of the fittest thing almost like you should have been smart enough to know
what you weren't smart enough to know.
Because you're you didn't have the right education.
And then you didn't have the right smarter, dude.
If your parents don't think that way, you're like the same way to your parents.
That's what I'm saying.
I fucked up when I went to college and I do.
But I mean, the words of MGK, don't go to school.
The world's gonna fuck you over anyway.
But here's what I'm saying, though.
I went to college.
I realized I fucked up when I was there.
Me to footed the bill for that.
Me to.
I needed to learn that lesson.
Why?
Why should other people not have to learn the lessons that we did when we fucking footed
the bills for that?
Exactly.
Yeah.
So you're saying, bro, listen, thank you.
This is like the classic thing in like an EMS right?
In EMS, right?
You're like, why shouldn't we have to do that if we did like using the fucking using the
fucking Furno stretchers, like fucking dragging people without the stair chair down stairs.
You're a fucking idiot, Casey.
This isn't the same fucking thing.
You're a fucking retard.
Why shouldn't they have to suffer if we did, right?
This isn't the same fucking thing.
You chose to do that, Casey.
You chose to go to college for fucking biology like a fucking retard.
I chose to go to college for fucking art.
What the fuck am I going to do with an art degree?
And they said that was a good choice.
Okay.
I made that choice myself.
So I footed the bill because I took a fucking art degree.
What the fuck?
What happened, Tyler?
What?
So how'd it go?
I took fucking like three semesters worth of it and then I realized that my life was in
shambles because I'm taking a fucking art degree.
Right.
Us as a society should be smart.
So you're saying that you should have to pay for that.
Yes.
Let me say what's on my mind before I forget it.
I'm saying that us as a society should be smarter and at 17, yeah, you should know that
if you go for a fucking art degree, that's stupid.
But right now, a lot of the world isn't putting eyes on the fact that an art degree is fucking
worthless because you'll at the end of the day, you have these government systems paid
by fucking taxpayers for this fucking retard's fuckup.
And that's why when we tell people to go for an art degree, we say it's okay and it's all
going to work out.
We know they're fucking throwing money away, but it's okay because if they really get down
in the dumps, the government and the taxpayers will bail that fucker out.
What I'm trying to say is that people should have to pay for my retarded art degree.
I should pay for that myself because I'm fucking retarded.
All right.
I know, Tyler, you mean a liberal arts degree, right?
No, no, actual art.
I went for fine art.
Painting.
I went for oil painting.
That's what my degree was supposed to be in.
It was fucking oil painting.
There's nothing against painting though.
There's nothing wrong with painting.
There's something wrong with it.
I'm not going to be able to do shit with it.
Also, my fucking teacher, my professor, sort of like, so we're going to learn how to do
this thing, this technique.
And I'm like, I already know that technique because I've been doing this for fucking
years.
And if you're a talented fucking artist, you don't even need to go to school.
You think Van Gogh was getting fucking a master's degree.
He's like, you want to know what?
I don't think I could have done it before.
But now after eight years of school, I think I can make a good painting.
Yeah, it's fucking still.
No, that's retarded.
That's like, did Lil Peep go to fucking?
Did he go to college?
Yeah, like.
Yeah.
Okay, Casey, I just, I, we, I don't think one person of people that go for that
degree.
We already voted by the way, and we answered this.
Yeah, but it's a good debate.
Is that what we're here for?
It kind of, it kind of ties in with the next question.
Oh God.
I replace government welfare with private charity.
Yes.
Yeah.
Fuck them.
What?
It's your choice to be poor.
So replace government welfare, such as government handouts with, with private
charity.
I think that they shouldn't even get that.
Just fucking just work yourself.
I mean, I guess I have a very optimistic view because I can tell you Dan.
All right.
No, no.
Yeah.
That would never work.
I don't think either works.
I think there should be a different thing.
There's not enough charity in the world to pay for the welfare.
See, welfare, welfare isn't a good thing to be on.
Like nobody's proud to be on welfare.
There's some people that are on welfare and they have a nicer car than I do and they
have a nicer TV and a nicer apartment than I do.
Well, it's just because they know how to budget.
I mean, nobody's killing it on welfare.
Or they're selling drugs on the side too or something.
That's not just something.
So people abusing the system.
So you're saying replace government such as those taxpayers with private charity.
Well, no, I have a cherry isn't enough to sustain.
Now, given it enough thought, it's not possible.
It's not possible.
But I also think that the welfare.
I think that the welfare system should also be fucking.
I'm going to disagree.
What I'd say with the caveat that if there was, if somebody ever abused welfare even just
once get fucking get them off, get them off.
They are done.
Pull them out of their house and execute them in the street.
So what's your vote?
That exactly what I just said.
Disagree.
Agree or maybe that's what's the question technically replace government welfare with private charity.
Disagree.
Very, very strict welfare.
That's very strict welfare.
I guess I go in as a maybe.
I'll go in as a maybe too.
Because there's such a problem with abuse.
If there was no abuse, I'd be all for it.
Fuck it.
I disagree.
What do you say, Dan?
Disagree.
Maybe.
So we'll just disagree, I guess.
All right.
And final economic question.
Cut taxes and government spending by 50% or more agree or disagree?
I mean, that's that's too vague of a question.
So cut cut government cut taxes and government spending by fly 50% or more.
What the fuck does that mean?
Yeah, because that's like, it depends on what they end up putting that money into it.
Whatever the government, whatever you think of the government spending now.
No, I understand that.
But my stance on this would change depending on who's in power.
Like, because I'm not going to fund transgender books and fucking schools.
Yeah, like I hate to say it, but it depends on what.
Okay.
It depends on what it's going towards because if it's like some fucking Jumoke is in charge
and they're spending, I don't know all of our money on the military.
I think that we should have military spending increased.
I'm going to say maybe because the government doesn't always give the right funds to the right people.
I'm a maybe because for me, it would literally depend on who is in charge.
And like, if you could show me an outlined budget and then ask me a yes or no on that,
I could tell you, but it depends on where what month, what money you got going where I think it's possible.
And it would make sense for us to cut 50% on taxes.
If a lot more shit went private instead of government, which I believe it should.
Yeah, but like that would need to be a guarantee in order for me to vote that way.
If that makes any sense.
So you're going to say maybe I guess that goes in as a maybe what was the answer.
You know, it's a, it depends on what kind of tax they're talking about.
It's like, are we talking about personal like taxes?
Are we talking about corporate taxes right now?
The United States has the highest just all taxes.
Just cut all taxes.
Yeah, I don't think that's going to work.
I think that's you think we should have more taxes than 50%.
I think it's fucking down swings.
Hold on, breaking news.
What new downswing song is coming out.
Oh, yo, wait, but let's get back to what Dan was saying.
So just repeat that last line again.
Yeah, so we already have one of the highest corporate tax rates in the world, right?
We do.
So 39%, I think it is.
So yeah, we should cut some taxes.
We should because that, that allows 50 is a lot of businesses, businesses to prosper.
All right, so I guess we'll just say maybe I'll say not 50%.
That's a lot.
See maybe.
All right, we answered all things questions.
So we're going to, we're going to get the results of are you liberal or conserved?
I think this is going to be pretty conservative.
I should this is one of those things where you put your email in.
I'm pretty sure it's conserved.
I think it's going to be conservative.
I think it's going to be like a 50.
It's going to be like 50%.
Oh, your score moderate personal personal issues, 70 economic economic issues, 50, like 50, 50.
So our podcast is so it's a moderate more towards the libertarian and progressive side.
I knew I thought I knew it was going to be libertarian.
I was trying to get the words.
So I think I think the libertarian is where my side comes in and the progressives where you guys like a left leaning moderate moderate.
Yeah, no, like economically, I'm a libertarian socially.
I'm a little bit to the left, but I have a point when it comes to socially.
So if you look at the chart, you see the chart.
Yeah, I can't see the chart, but I don't want you here.
I'm going to come over to where we disconnect.
There's libertarian, progressive, authoritarian and conservative.
That's a weird way to do it.
We are moderate.
Why is it not like, why is it a diamond instead of being the fucking square?
I get it, but it's a weird fucking angle.
I don't think you'd ever really be able to decide who belongs and what corner there to be honest.
That's that's too tough.
No, I mean, me and Casey, we took a political test, like both of us, like when it was just me and him.
Yeah, I was Lib right.
He was off left.
Yeah, when I took this, when I took this, when I was graduating high school and then again two years later when I did the state elections.
The midterm, sorry.
I was very democratic with a touch of socialism.
Now I am more libertarian.
My man.
And there's like, but socially I'm pretty left.
It's weird.
Right.
Yeah, I'm libertarian, right, but with socialist.
Social, I'm kind of, kind of, right-leaning, I guess.
And I wanted, when I was a kid, I just thought that.
It was a nice place.
Yeah, the world's a nice place and everybody should get charity and honest.
It's not, though.
Exactly.
And when you grow up, I feel like you kind of see that and that's what changed my belief on where the money should go.
But you wanted to try to change that, right?
The world's not a nice place.
Mr. Marks, here you go.
But we have such a, I believe that it would be a better place.
I didn't.
If everything went along to my political manifesto here, okay?
But it didn't.
And like, I believe your buddy boy, Karl Marks, he thought the same thing and look how it worked out for him.
So it's like, you're just, you're giving something another shot.
I forget who the quote's by.
My favorite fucking quote, though, is democracy is the worst form of government except all the other ones.
Because it's like, you're never going to keep everybody happy at the end of the day.
There's going to be conflict.
Well, that's what society is, right?
Yes.
And it's just, we talk about it all the time.
I've listened to the podcast that I haven't been here for where it goes back and forth.
That's an early episode there.
That might have been two or three.
And it does.
That's how it is.
And the two-party system is all you have.
All right.
I think we're going to take a break.
And are we doing some Harold Platter today?
Maybe.
Are you familiar with Harold Platter and the Frisor of Ask a Man?
I watched a video on it the other day, so it might refresh my mind.
Oh my God.
I'll help you out.
Oh, I have one I want to do on the next one just because we started talking about in the beginning,
like how easy lives are thrown away at war.
I want to do one of the, and it doesn't need to be autistic movie reviews, but I want to cover it.
It's schizophrenic.
I want schizophrenic.
Sorry.
My apologies.
I want to cover All Quiet on the Western Front.
Dude, that's a dark movie.
It's a dark movie, but it shows the futility of war.
Yeah, I started watching that.
It's real fucking dark.
And I want to get into that a little bit, but I think we should do something a little bit lighter.
We've been pretty dark this episode.
We went from technical difficulties to me screaming about how bad art school is.
We've really covered a lot of bases tonight.
Holy shit.
All right, we'll be back on the title podcast.
Welcome back to the entire podcast.
We're here with you for the Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.
The prayers are of ass in his hand.
The third Harry Potter installment.
Yeah, this motherfucker.
He's going through the fucking ringer, man.
It's like every year Dumbledore is like, how can I come up with a new way to fucking kill his kid and not even have fucking help?
So fucking, is this the one that starts off with him?
Like, no, no, that's his aunt.
Oh, is this the one where he blows her the fuck up?
Yeah.
So, so Harry's back in his fucking shitty ass fucking house.
And this is where it starts off.
Harry's back in his shitty fucking house and his fucking family that hates him.
Yeah.
And he is like, oh boy, I really hate it here.
I can't wait to go back to Hogwarts.
So he's fucking sitting there doing, you know, stupid shit.
And then fucking his aunt comes along.
His aunt, who's not on his parents' side.
His other uncle's side.
Yeah.
And she's a real asshole.
And she was like, oh, Harry, your parents, your dad was a drunk and your mom was a whore.
And then fucking Harry's like, my dad was not a drunk.
He goes, she goes, if there's something wrong with the bitch, there's something wrong with the pub.
Yeah.
And he's just like, don't you talk about my mom that way.
Listen, you better get your damn hands off her.
But fucking, then he's just like, hmm, and he just starts puffing up and she's like, huh, what?
And then like fucking hand puffs up and she's like, huh, huh.
And then she keeps popping up until she turns into like a fucking balloon and starts like
popping around the fucking thing.
And she's like, bumping around.
She's like, oh, I'm floating.
Float away with Uncle Vern grabbing her leg.
So then Harry's like, oh, fuck, I can't use magic outside of school.
I'm going to get arrested.
So then he just takes all his shit.
And then this fucking, he's like waiting at the bus stop to go somewhere.
And he just sees this fucking mean ass looking dog in the fucking like, you know, bushes.
It's going.
And I'm like, what the fuck is that thing?
And then the fucking bus comes along and there's this old ass man that's at the fucking front of the bus.
He is like, I'm eating the sandwich.
And then there's another guy who gets off the bus who looks like his fucking name should be like fucking Wallace or something.
And he's got like the fucking shitty ass teeth.
He's just like, oh, it's the night bus, motherfucker.
Getting the fucking thing.
I got your fucking, I got your trunk.
I'm going to get the fucking.
Yeah.
So then they do that shit.
And then fucking Harry gets into the fucking night boss and he sees this fucking shrunken head.
He's like, oh my God, what are you doing, bud?
I'm the shrunken head on the fucking bus.
And everybody's like, what the fuck is going on here?
So then they start going, so he's just going, he's fucking driving around in the fucking bus and going,
like mind your head bad.
And they shrink and they go through the two bus, they go through the little narrow space.
Yeah, but then they go on the night bus and they get to London and they,
he meets with Ron and Hermione and it goes back to hockey warts.
Yeah, and fucking Hermione's like, I'm so hot for you.
Harry, fuck me.
Harry.
Yeah.
And then Harry's just like, I don't know what the fuck that means.
And so they're like, there's this dude serious black who fucking who fucking bedraged your parents to Voldemort.
Yeah.
And he just got out of, he just escaped from prism.
He's also your godfather.
Ask a man prison.
Yeah.
Ask a man's like wantonimo Bay for wizards.
Yeah.
And so they were like, Harry, he's going to try to go fucking kill you.
He's going to come and fucking murder you.
So then he's just like, oh, no.
They're heads up here, Harold.
What do I do?
You've got a criminal terrorist on the whole.
So then they fucking release the dementors.
And the fucking dementors are like.
They're on the fucking train though.
Oh, I haven't seen this movie yet.
So they're at least.
Yeah.
Demon things.
Yeah.
So they really suck the fucking soul out of you or something.
So they released the fucking dementors to find Sarah's block.
So he's fucking chilling on the fucking train.
And then all of a sudden the fucking window start to freeze.
Yeah.
It's like, oh man, what the fuck is that shit?
Well, I mean, there's this fucking teacher that's just sleeping on their fucking cart or whatever.
He's underneath some fucking blanket.
He's just like, I'm real tired.
I'm going to sleep.
But then the window start to freeze.
And you see a fucking demon that's just floating through the fucking hallway.
Hooded figure.
Yeah.
And then Harry's like, what the fuck?
But actually.
Here we fucking go again.
Here we go again.
Every fucking year with this place.
So they're saying that like once the dementors get close, they like suck the happiness out of you.
Yeah.
So JK Rowling.
I thought it was suck the soul out of you.
Yeah.
Suck the soul.
But they also feel like they're taking your happiness away.
Yeah.
So JK Rowling, the author said she based that off of depression.
Yeah.
The dementors are just depression in a physical form.
Well, they, they look the part.
So then this fucking dementor fucking opens up the fucking cart and there is like, what the fuck dude?
And Harry's just like, oh, he's getting his fucking soul sucked out of his fucking face.
And then fucking looping the fucking guy who's sleeping just fucking opens up his eyes.
He's like, expecto patronum.
And then a fucking bright ass light and then Harry just unconscious.
He's fucking out, wakes up at Hogwarts.
And then he's like, Harry, what the fuck was that man?
He's just like, I don't fucking know.
And then looping this guy with fuck.
He's got scars all over his face.
Like there's his face is just scarred up like a motherfucker.
So then he is like, that was a dementor.
Harry, it was there to protect you, but it ate your soul.
So then right.
So then they would do the whole thing about like Harry's got the grim of that,
like black dog that like stalks him.
Yeah.
And so he goes to, to Hagrid starts teaching the beast class.
Yeah.
And they have the hippogriff.
Beautiful, beautiful.
And so it's got like an eagle head and eagle wings on the body of like a fucking lion.
I guess.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
But then Buckbeak decides to just go fucking ape shit.
And he fucking beats Malphoy.
He eats Malphoy and Malphoy's like, I'm dead.
I'm dying.
Help, dad.
Malphoy is the fucking blonde fuck, right?
Yeah.
And he's like, my dad's going to fucking sue you and get you fired.
And so they fucking.
I saw the, we'll hear of this.
He's like, the fucking government is never going to bail you out of your tuition here, Harry.
Yeah.
And so they fucking sue Hagrid and they fucking sent in Buckbeak to death.
Right?
Yeah.
And so meanwhile, meanwhile, the fucking the Gryffindor common room, which is like a
painted lady as like the entrance of it just fucking got slashed.
Like the fucking like the door got slashed.
They're like serious black broken to the castle.
No, I what the fuck.
And then like the fucking painted ladies gone.
They're like, where the fuck is she?
And she's hiding behind a fucking hippo or something.
She's like, it's black.
He's in the castle.
Yeah.
And then they make everybody sleep.
Yeah.
Serious black and then they make everybody sleep together in the dining hall.
Yeah.
So at this point, we'd never even seen a picture of this guy.
Right?
No, we see the picture of them in the beginning of the movie.
Okay.
So Christ, what the fuck is happening?
We're even invading.
So, you know Gary Oldman.
Yeah.
He plays serious black.
Oh, that's dope.
Yeah.
So then like, there's this pictures.
There's pictures of serious black, just all over the fucking newspaper.
And he's just fucking screaming.
Like there's just like a fucking living pictures on the newspaper.
He's going.
Oh,
So Lupin says a shit like I know you.
I knew your mom and dad.
I was like best friends with your mom and dad.
Yeah.
And all this shit.
He gets to be friends with Harry.
He was part of the water.
But Lupin, that's also doing some skechie shit.
Right?
Yeah.
Like he just disappears at random points.
And everybody's like, what the fuck is going on with him?
And then Snape goes to Hogsmeade and he over here is what he goes to Hogsmeade, the village
by Hogwarts.
And he hears that McGonagall says that serious black was his godfather.
Yeah.
So his parents, like he was like James is AKA Harry, like Harry's dad James is best friend.
Like he was also their best man at their wedding.
Okay.
But fucking he's like serious back was friends.
He was friends with my dad.
And he's betrayed them.
Yeah.
I'm going to kill him.
Yeah.
I'm going to fuck him.
I'm going to kill him.
And he gets super fucking angsty.
This is like the cringiest movie of them all because he's like 13 years old.
Yeah.
He's like, when I find serious black, I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
It's still like a baby wizard at this point.
Like doesn't really know how to do much.
And serious black is like a fucking like crazy motherfucker.
He's out of his fucking mind.
So why the fuck would Harry care that much because he killed his parents died because
of them.
And then they beat the shit out of Malphoy for no reason.
Like her mind punches and then no.
Well, before that, I mean, I'm at the snowball fight.
They just beat the fucking ice at him.
And then he's like, my dad will sue you because he was like making fun of them for it because
he saw Harry crying.
Oh my God.
So then right, he gets this map called the Marauders map and it shows a map of Hogwarts
that shows everyone and where they are in Hogwarts walking around the lifetime.
Right.
So he's GPS trackers on these kids.
Yeah.
So one night he's sitting there and he sees fucking Peter Pettigrew on the map, which
is their the fourth best friend of serious Lupin and his father, motherfucker, right.
And everybody thought he was dead because Voldemort killed him.
Yeah.
So he's like what the fuck is Peter fucking Pettigrew doing here and he so he goes to
investigate and fucking hate my dad's friends.
I hate him.
He goes in that dark hall, investigates and there's no one there except a Snape.
It's like what the fuck are you doing?
Snape's a good guy though.
Isn't he?
Yeah, he is.
He's kind of like you don't know whether he's good or bad until the end.
Yeah, he's you don't know whether he's good or bad until the end basically.
Okay.
Yeah.
So it's like what the fuck are you doing Harry and the Lupin comes along and he's like,
he's like I'll take Harry back to my office.
He says like this Marauder's map like me and your father made like back when we were in
school to like track people.
Right.
Yeah, we wanted to we wanted to see who was getting pussy and who wasn't getting.
He's like I'm going to take this and like shame on you for risking your life after your
sacrifice and then so and so meanwhile like a Dementor sucks Harry.
So why he's playing Quidditch while he's playing Quidditch?
Yeah, he's up on the broomstick playing Quidditch and the Dementor just comes along.
He just falls like a hundred feet and Dumbledore just merely saves him from dying.
Yeah, he's like what the fuck man.
My God.
Wait, so can other people not see the Dementors?
No, they can.
Oh, were they like in the middle of a game?
They were like like they're like 200.
They're like 200 feet in the air in a game and nobody could see them because it was like
a thunderstorm.
Yeah, he was fucking saying.
Oh, so is he not within the bounds of the court?
No, he was like really high up.
Yeah, and then he goes like, you know, he goes to the hospital because he fell like fucking
200 feet.
Yeah.
And so so then Buckbeak finally gets sense to death.
No, you forgot about the part where like he fucking goes.
What did he do again?
Buckbeak or whatever.
Buckbeak the Hippogriff.
Yeah, he scratched Malphoy.
He broke Malphoy's arm.
Yeah, that's all he did.
Or no, he scratched his arm.
Yeah, that's all he did.
Yeah, animal.
So he could be sent to the death.
Oh, he's an animal.
Yeah, so you forgot about the part where they went to the defense against the Doc
Outs class and they fucking had the Dementor come out of the fucking closet.
Yeah, it's like the Bogart, which is like a thing that that turns into whatever you
fear the most.
So what would your byguard be?
I don't know how they do a fun house.
So because I get or an elevator, but elevator.
Yeah, like a dog, probably a dog for me, like a really like a wilder.
Yeah, I think a spider is danced to there.
Yeah.
Okay.
You've been here the whole time.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
I don't know what my movie.
I think we talked about the greatest fears, but they turn and they're like expecto,
Petrona or whatever the fuck is.
Expecto Petrona.
And then Harry goes unconscious again.
Yeah, so fucking passes.
Who casted this on Harry?
It's really not this part's really not important.
So, so.
Because it's just like a class.
So, but, but so, so Buck Beak gets sentenced to death, right?
And they're about to kill him and Harry and Ron and Hermione go to watch and they
see they see Ron and Crab and Goyle watching and laughing about it.
So, so Hermione fucking straight up haymakers Malphoy in the face fucking
eat him in the fucking head and he fucking runs away crying.
So they're really just giving him a tough run for his money.
Yeah.
And then they hear Buck Beak being executed, right?
Yeah.
And peace.
All right.
And then, and then so, so then it starts to turn to nighttime and the full moon
comes out and they find out Lupin is a fucking where.
Oh, so he starts to like get like where will fee and
then this fucking the grim comes along the black dog.
Yeah.
And he starts to chase after them and he fucking grabs Ron and he fucking grabs
them by the ankle and he fucking he fucks him drags them away into like the
underground of this tree and he like drags.
He's like drags them underground.
Meanwhile, Harry and Hermione are getting like fucked up by this trees
branches that are like swinging around trying to fucking hit them.
So fucking terrifying.
And so they finally escape and they go underground into like the shrieking
shack it's called.
The shrieking shack.
This like fuck shack that this like secret fuck shack, right?
This fucking dog has Hermione's gonna get fucked by a dog.
And they see the dog, right?
And they see Ron and his pet rat scabbers.
Yeah.
And then the dog turns into serious black.
Yeah, they find out he was a dog the whole time.
Oh my God.
Right.
And then yeah.
And then serious is like that fucking Peter Pettigrew fellow.
Oh, no, he's just like, can we kill him now?
And he's just like, no, we're not going to kill him now.
He just has to do something.
Then fucking.
He comes into fucking Harry's just like, why did you do it?
Why did you kill my parents?
And then it's fucking serious like I didn't kill your fucking parents retard.
I was trying to help him and then fucking he's just like, what the fuck are you
talking about?
Heron Harris like you fucking murdered my parents.
So he's like, I didn't murder your parents fucking Peter Pettigrew did the dude that
died.
Yeah, that is alive.
Yeah, but I know that he's alive again because serious is like that.
So serious is like that's your pet rat that's been in your family for 12 years
and then he fucking waves his wand and he turns Peter Pettigrew the rat into a
real person who's this like scumbag little looking little slimy person.
Yeah, and he he fucking mother fucking he's like they go to gil.
They go to kill Peter Pettigrew looping and serious because they're fucking mad
at him and Harry is like now we'll give him to the dementors to suck his cell out
instead.
Yeah, he's like I'm a spare his life, but we'll just torture him instead.
Do they go with that plan?
Yeah, so they're going to go and then Lupin starts to turn into a werewolf
because it starts to turn to nighttime.
Yeah, and Peter Pettigrew starts to turn back into a rat and escapes.
Oh, fuck that.
And so Lupin starts attacking Harry and them.
Yeah, he's losing his fucking shit.
And Lupin was a good guy until he turned into a werewolf.
Yeah, yeah.
And then Snape comes out of nowhere and fucking saves them.
He's like what the fuck is going on here?
And then he saves them and Harry runs away to the fucking lake, right?
Yeah, he's like I'm out of here, man.
And the dementors, there's like 50 million fucking dementors coming to fucking get
serious black back and they start sucking out Harry and serious his soul.
Right.
And they fucking they suck out their soul and then I'm going to suck your dick.
And then some random person across the lake does expect to expect to open
Toronto, but it's the same fucking thing.
All right, Tyler, you take over.
So then he is like, is that my dad?
Wait, was that my daddy?
I think that was my dad.
And then he's just like, oh, no fucking.
What's his name died fucking?
Oh, no, what do we do?
Who died fucking black man?
Serious black.
Yeah, serious black.
Yeah, he died.
But then he goes back.
He just he just got captured by them.
Yeah.
And he's just like, what do we do?
And then Hermione comes out.
She's like, well, I have a fucking time machine.
Yeah, she has a time machine.
She's been using the whole year to take extra classes like a fucking
classes at once.
Like a fucking nerd.
So this bitch is just like, well, I got a time machine.
And they're like, all right.
Yeah, that would have came in handy a lot earlier.
So she's like, yeah, let's go use my time machine to set the timeline back.
So then they fucking go back from the darkest timeline, like fucking
Obed and they fucking they catch the die.
First I go back and they they save Buck B from getting executed.
Yeah.
And they fucking like where the invisibility cloak and they release
somebody's just like, ah, get out of here and buck beats like
get out of here and buck beats like
and they go back to the lake and they they're like, all right,
something's going to come.
And he's like, nobody's like, why is nobody fucking saving you?
Harry and they watch Harry and seriously getting killed by the
dementors and then fucking Harry is like, it's fine.
Oh, I'll do it.
I'm fucked.
Oh, I did.
Like his fucking thing is his dad's put Tronus.
He's like, oh, it's not my dad.
It's me.
It was me.
I saw not my dad.
Yeah.
And they're and he's like, I want to go live with you serious from now
on because you're like less abusive than my fucked up uncle.
But he's like, well, I'm on the run from the wizard FBI.
So that's probably not a great idea.
And then they're and then they're like, yeah, we'll fucking see you
next to your motherfuckers.
What the fuck?
Oh my God.
So what do you think of that, Dan?
Crazy about Harry Potter.
What is it?
It's just like, it's like, like, if anything can happen, it's like,
you can just like keep writing forever.
Oh, and in between the train station terminals, you know, he ran
into the wall.
I got the Hogwarts.
All this like crazy stuff happens.
It's like, you just never run out of ideas.
Like something like that.
You're like, this might be able to happen.
Yeah.
Let's make demons that are actually depression.
Let's make depression demons.
And let's have a dog drag the fucking blonde, the redhead kid
into a fucking rape shack.
Then let's get some rats in there and some fucking werewolves
and shit.
Let's kill off some creepy ass teacher comes in.
He's just like, what the fuck is going on here?
It's like, it's just one rambling incoherent.
It sounds like schizophrenic rants from a fucking person we pick
up in Albany.
Where's my fucking vape owners?
Damn, dude.
Yeah, that was fun.
Damn, dude.
What the fuck is going on?
Yeah, you just like, I don't know if you just were listening
intently or just zoning out for the entire thing.
I just want to help the entire thing.
Because I'm going to listen to it.
Yeah.
But when you upload it, I can hear Tyler, but it's not the same
quality as, you know, is one of my rants about art school.
You could probably hear a lot.
Yeah.
Because I was fucking screaming.
I was paying attention, but like I was trying so hard, but I'm
so just like, you're zooked.
I like when they play.
I'm catching every third detail here, but I think I see what's going
on when they play Quidditch and the actor that's like the stunt
actor is completely different from hair.
Wait, like the person he mistook for himself.
No, like the actor that's that's the stunt actor that's playing
Quidditch doesn't look like Harry.
Well, at least you can tell that's not him.
He just like bigger or something.
No, he just doesn't look like a different face.
You know, like why don't actors just do their own stunts?
A lot of them do.
I do my own stunts.
Yeah.
Tom Cruise is a fucking savage.
No, he doesn't because I looked it up one time because he's a goddamn
maniac.
He's off, you know, did you ever see the fucking thing where he's
like jumping on Oprah's couch being this like Tom Cruise?
Look, look, I'm jumping on your couch.
Oprah, look at me.
I'm in Scientology like a fucking man.
I'm blowing every mic.
There is a stunt actor for Tom Cruise for like the beginning of his
career and his name with Casey O'Neill.
Really?
Yeah.
Damn, dude.
I know you did stunts.
That's awesome.
Yeah, but now he flies helicopters and jets.
Yeah, because he played Top Gun.
Like he got super into like planes and shit because he was fucking
Maverick.
Burnie.
Inject ghosts.
Inject.
Girl, she talked about it.
Top Gun to the fucking...
Me?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
I didn't see the second one.
I love flying that plane in the fucking flight sim that's...
The dark star?
Yeah, that's fucking awesome.
It fucking goes to Mach 10.
Just love that part.
No, you're talking about the...
The dark star.
The dark star, yeah.
Yeah, I thought you were talking about the F-18, the landing challenge.
No, well, yeah, I did that one too.
I can never get...
I can never get it.
Yeah, that's so fun.
I gotta do that.
Just love that part in Top Gun 1 where like they really want to
boot him out of the program and they're like,
Damn it.
He just got...
He fucking lost his goddamn mind and got you shit in it.
God damn it.
I have to send you to Top Gun.
We might...
He might not follow the rules, but he's the best damn pilot we got.
We gotta send him.
I didn't goose.
Because that was ridiculous.
Like he just tried to...
Just breaking every rule he can and they're like,
Fuck.
He's fucking one of the instructors.
God damn it.
Fuck, I had sent him to Top Gun.
God damn it.
What a fucker.
We listened to that thing where Quentin Tarantino was talking about
how Top Gun is actually about overcoming homosexuality or something like that.
Yeah, it was fucking weird.
He's just like,
Now, Iceman, he's the gay, right?
He's like,
But he doesn't want to be with the gay, you know?
He wants to be with the lady.
But then the lady, she starts wearing dude clothes and that's when he wants to fuck her.
That's kind of weird, right?
Fucking Quentin Tarantino's talking style is fucking insane.
Like he sounds like a fucking maniac.
I love every movie that he's...
He's a good director.
What other movies has he done?
He's done Eight Fleece, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jango Unchained.
There you go.
Fucking Kill Bill 1 and 2.
And Glorious Basterds.
Fucking classic.
And then he had that one with Leonardo DiCaprio.
Once upon a time in Hollywood.
Yeah, and that one didn't really go over too well.
I didn't see it, but like he also has like a really weird foot fetish.
He does.
Like he like constantly has girls with dirty feet just putting their feet up to the camera
so he can like jerk off to it later or something.
Yeah, that's weird.
Yeah, he's a real...
Kill Bill 1 and 2 are both a little bit too out there for me.
I like the rest of his movies though.
Bro, you just kind of open up your mind.
There's a war for your mind.
Infowars.com
I was watching all these moments from his fucking trial.
And they're hysterical.
I'm the most mean person on the internet.
He got fucking...
Did you see the one where the fucking...
The...
Did you see the one where the judge tells him that he needs to spit his gum out?
He's like, no.
No, no. It's like you can't have any food or gum or anything in the courtroom.
And he's like, well...
He's like, I just got this dental procedure done and I got a little bit of gauze in my mouth.
And I'm just chewing it. I ain't got no gum in my mouth.
And he's like showing his jaw to the fucking...
See? See?
No gum. No gum.
It's gauze.
Alex Jones.
And the judge is like, I don't need to see...
This is a piece of gauze. It's not gum.
I think, alright.
What the fuck ever.
But that judge really fucking hated him.
To an insane degree.
To a point where it should have been a mistrial.
Oh, yeah. Because he's fucking...
He's fucking, you know, being combative.
Did you see the one...
His fucking reaction is priceless.
The fucking...
The plaintiff's lawyers fucking...
Is coming down on him.
And they're talking about like how he's trying to say that he feels bad.
About like what he did with the whole fucking...
Shooting thing.
And how he's talking about parents.
And he has a ton of texts that just are saying that like the people coming after him are so fucking wrong and all this shit.
And his fucking defense...
By accident.
Texted every message he had on his phone.
To the plaintiff's lawyer.
By accident.
They had him on the stand.
They're like, so he just got in so deep into a lie.
And they're like, no, you didn't do that.
That's not what you said.
Because I have it all right here.
Because your defense that you're paying...
They sent it to us by accident.
And he just sort of sit there.
He's like, oh, I got it.
He just spurts out this fucking random nonsense that tries to make him seem like he knew that.
Seems like sabotage to me.
But...
Dude, that sucks.
That's like a massive oversight by his lawyers.
Yeah.
That is so fucking bad.
Alex Jones is innocent.
Alex Jones did nothing wrong.
Yeah, because it was during the discovery part of the trial.
Alex Jones is going to be fucking homeless soon.
He's going to be a fucking bum in fucking Texas.
He's just going to be on a fucking iPhone in like a library.
He's doing everything he can to put himself in a bad spot though.
He's really off the rails now.
I love it.
Like a couple of years ago, he was fucking out there and crazy.
But now he's really just fucking...
Oh, then he has another like 10 minute segment where he's just gassing up his supplements.
Then he sells on info wars.com.
He's like, no, no, no.
We don't get that cheap synthetic American shit.
We get our stuff imported from Japan.
And everything that's in our supplements is the best stuff that's out there.
Super male vitality.
You can find this same stuff in like GNC and all this.
It's a phenomenal product.
And like, it's like, buddy, you're not trying to...
You can't seriously be trying to sell your supplements to a jury that's seeing if you're guilty or not over it.
Saying that this shooting was fake.
Like, this isn't real, right?
But then they send them for like fucking trillions of dollars.
And when he finishes what he says, the judge is just like, oh, okay.
Like you're selling scam substances.
And he's just like, it's not a scam.
It is not a scam.
It's actually super male vitality.
I'll tell you something about that, brother.
That's what he did.
That's exactly what he did.
He's like, listen, I'm telling you something right now, brother.
Okay, the globalist.
They're out there.
It's like, this is a courtroom series.
It's like, listen, brother.
Then they pull the same thing when they fucking...
He went all the shit that they pulled off of his phone.
There was some recording of a video of him saying the day prior, he was calling the judge like a fucking goblin or something.
She's a fucking goblin.
I don't like her.
She's a goblin globalist.
He's acting really weird.
He said reptilian.
He's like, they're acting really reptilian.
And they go to the defense when they have the...
One of the moms up there and they go,
so how does it feel having seen this video of what he said?
Oh, no, it was on a show.
It was on Info Wars he posted.
The day of this, when he's trying to act remorseful.
They're like, so how does it feel that even after saying he was remorseful,
you watch this video of him saying that like, he's just not at all.
And she's like...
He just has like this awkward reaction.
It's just like, I don't...
I don't know.
He's not even real.
Dude, I love Alex Jones.
Alex Jones is teetering on Void territory.
I'm just coming out.
He's teetering that line.
He's the evil NPC.
He was on to something for a while, he reeled us in, but now that man's really...
I mean...
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Fuck you, beat me to it.
Goddamn it.
Dude, Vince Values was the most insane people on the fucking planet.
I love Salober.
Oh, speaking of celebrities with different names,
Vince Values actual name is like something super Jewish.
Who was that one fucking guy that did all this to Billy Mays?
Billy Mays here with a special TV offer.
Wasn't that guy like a piece of shit too before he killed himself?
He didn't kill himself?
No, he didn't kill himself.
He was on a plane and he got fucking hit in the head during turbulence.
Yeah, he got hit with a fucking...
Oh, right.
But wasn't...
Did a bunch of shit come out about him being like a really bad person though?
No, I think that's...
I think that's a fuck.
Wait, who got hit in the head?
Billy Mays.
No, I thought he died from like cocaine overdose.
No, no, I thought...
That was like a rumor.
Billy Mays.
No, you're talking about Billy Fusillo.
No.
I'm not talking about Billy.
Yeah, no, no, Dan is.
No, Bob, I'm talking about Billy Mays.
What?
Yeah, yeah.
Oxyclean.
Yeah, no, he died from like a TBI.
I don't think that's true.
No, he did.
This is after initial autopsy on June 29, 2009.
So...
Oh, I'm reading it too. Yeah, no.
So the Samwise guy's name
is literally
author of fucking talking about...
Author of...
I swear to God, Billy Mays got hit in the head.
He did get hit in the head.
Wait, initially there was incorrect speculation that he died from a head injury
he experienced on a flight he had taken earlier in the day
in which the plane sustained a rough landing after blowing its tires.
But after an initial autopsy on June 29, 2009,
Bernard Adams, the Hillsbury County, Florida Medical Examiner
stated that Mays suffered from hypertensive heart disease.
That heart disease was likely the cause of his death.
Oh, that sucks.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
Hold up, I see cocaine highlighted in blue text here.
According to a toxicology report
on this day in 2009,
heart disease was the primary cause of death
and cocaine was listed as a
contributory cause of death.
God damn it.
But Vince Valu, or Vince Offer,
So Vince Offer is literally the Samwise guy.
But the Samwise guy's real name is Offer Shalomi.
Oh my God. According to subsequent news reports,
the toxicology tests also showed levels of painkillers,
hydrocodone, oxycodone, and Tramadol,
as well as anti-anxiety drugs,
Alprazolam and Diasopam.
Damn.
He was fucking...
Yeah, and they're like, no, it was not the drugs though.
It was the hypertensive heart disease.
It was not the drugs he was on.
Do you like to get fucked in the ass?
Then you're gonna love the Paging 2000.
The what?
Wow, wow.
The Pager 2000.
The Pager.
This is pretty sad too.
Well, let's get Allie Mac's opinion on whether Paging is gay.
Here we go again.
It's just chemicals from that train crash in Ohio.
I don't want to do this.
I'm not giving it.
You don't have to do it, Allie Mac.
I'm not having this argument.
You don't have to if you don't.
You take so much heat.
Wait, what was this argument?
I was zoned out.
I know it started to happen.
It's taking gay.
Oh, we already did this argument.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not giving you what you want here.
I'm not letting you get me riled up over this.
No, because I'll just start yelling.
I don't think it's gay.
I think it is sucks.
I think we beat this horse to death with a strap on.
Wait, is that gay though?
Oh my fucking god.
Was it gay?
It was definitely BCLT, but was it gay?
Wait, Mr. Hands?
No, I don't think so.
Yo, Dan, you ever hear of Mr. Hands?
I have, unfortunately.
Yeah, I think so.
I think it's gay.
I have, unfortunately.
Yeah, yeah.
What is that?
Mr. Hands?
You don't know who Mr. Hands is?
Dude.
Look up Mr. Hands on the wall.
Oh, is it just like a shock video?
No, no, no, it's just a Wikipedia page for it.
Look it up.
Yeah, don't ever watch the video.
Don't watch the video, but look up the Wikipedia page.
Oh boy.
Hey, I'm man-spreading.
Look at me.
I'm spreading my mans.
Jesus.
An um-claw horse sex case?
Oh no.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
It just gets worse.
Fatal injuries.
Oh my God.
That's basically.
What the fuck?
Basically, the guy was like, oh my God.
What the fuck?
Basically, the guy was like, oh my God.
What the fuck?
Basically, the guy was like a Boeing engineer who would sneak into farms with his friends.
And fuck horses.
He got fucked in the ass by horses.
And this one horse fucked him to death.
He got fucked to death by a horse.
Oh, it's recorded obviously.
Yeah, it's on video.
Does he like die in the video?
No, he died from injuries.
I was gonna say.
That's still so fucked up.
Now, we talked about how would you explain to a family if a manhole hit them on the head after it popped off from pressure.
Really though, how can you possibly explain that to the family?
Apparently, the wife was into it too.
Oh no.
Yeah, she would like get fucked by the horse.
Dude, it all starts with pegging, man.
It's a slippery slope.
And then you're gonna end up as fucking Mr. Hans.
It just wasn't enough.
The pegging just wasn't, it wasn't doing it anymore.
Did you know if it was by like animal mass, a horse's penis would actually be two inches on a human?
Like if it was equal, like if we were the same size as a horse, a horse's cock would be the same, would be equivalent to two inches on an average human male.
Damn.
Yeah, yeah.
That's crazy.
Everybody's like, oh, it's a horse cock.
It's a cycle accident.
I don't know why, but I just pictured this gruesome human centipede horse looking thing in my head.
I couldn't process the thought of just a smaller horse.
You could have pictured a smaller horse that's person-sized.
Oh, God.
Do you know you could like a full grown man could ride a pony like easily?
Like it wouldn't like hurt the pony.
Like everybody.
They are built sturdy.
They're sturdy.
They're sturdy animals.
But like any animal that's bigger than like a fucking like dog scares the shit out of me.
Like, you know, like a cow, a cow, a fucking horse.
Yeah, you get close to it.
It's like if this thing wanted to, it could bite my fucking hand off.
Yeah, like they're fucking like it has the power to do that.
Like the only reason why humans became the alpha like species is because we have weapons.
Like if we didn't have weapons, we'd get fucked by animals.
Yeah.
Not Mr. Hands.
Yeah, like you could never.
But we'd get annihilated by animals.
Like you could never take on a bear.
No.
Hand to hand combat.
You get annihilated.
Like, but if you got a few good hooks in it's just like a Mike Tyson.
Does you know Mike Tyson wanted to fight a bear?
Yeah, but let's see how that goes for you.
Fucking idiot.
Mike Tyson wanted to fight a bear.
Fucking 2,000 pound.
No, I think it was a gorilla.
No, it was a bear.
It was a bear.
Oh my God.
Gorillas are fucking violent.
Dude, if we fucking train gorilla, like I'm on Joe Rogan side with this.
If we fucking train gorillas and gave them steroids, they would be unstoppable.
Oh yeah, we could just send them to war.
Dude, fucking gorilla warfare, literally gorilla warfare.
Oh my God.
That would strike the fear of God.
Yeah.
And do whoever you threw them at.
Dude, you could shoot it with a fucking 30 out of 6 and it would shake it off because
it's a fucking massive tank.
Yeah.
But just imagine.
You need like a fucking RPG.
You have to blow this thing's legs off to get it fucking down.
It's like fucking in less for dead when like a tank comes along and you're like, oh fuck,
it's a tank.
But just imagine a hundred fucking gorillas is fucking screaming and chasing you.
They could fucking squash your skull with a punch.
Like.
But like genetically altered gorillas would be fucking unstoppable.
Yeah, that would be.
I think I bet they've done it.
Dude, Nazis tried to do it, but the Nazis didn't have a technology back then.
They actually tried to breed humans and gorillas together.
Like in the camps to make fucking gorilla human hybrids, which is real fucked up.
They come on her on bank.
Go fuck.
Go go and pregnant.
This woman.
So operation paperclip.
Yeah.
Right.
You know what that is?
Yeah, I know what that is when they brought all the Nazi scientists over.
Well, they were Nazi scientists.
Yeah, they were Nazi scientists that were basically the space program was made by Nazis.
Right.
So they started it's what the whole Netflix series Stranger Things is based off.
Yeah, on talk project.
Yeah, the Montauk project.
They started experimenting with time travel.
Yeah, it's fucking crazy.
Yeah.
And the other interesting thing is that not far off the coast of Long Island is Plum Island.
Yeah.
Right.
And so Plum Island, I mean, what do you think they were doing on Plum Island?
It's an animal research facility just off the coast of Long Island.
Yeah, because they had the Montauk monster that fucking that like got unsure and fucking
Long Island people like what the fuck is that thing?
Well, the Montauk monsters like something that they think they let through from another
dimension.
Yeah, it's fucked up.
Like you ever see the Montauk monster?
I got to look it up.
Yeah, I know I've heard this before, but I thought this was just on each and Aliens
and it all was like no the Montauk monster was real.
Like the whole thing was was actually like a real thing.
Like I talked about Daiglaka on the podcast and I.
Yeah, yeah, the German like Bell Time Machine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the interesting thing about Plum Island though.
Is that it's it's 20 miles away from Lyme, Connecticut.
It's an animal research facility and Lyme.
It says that Lyme disease started really.
Really?
Yeah, if you look at a map, Lyme disease started from that island.
Well, that's the theory.
It's an animal research facility.
No shit.
Yeah, so, you know, it's like the same.
Same thing as COVID, you know, yeah, it was made in a lab.
Yeah, look at a map sometime and look at Plum Island off of Long Island.
And you'll see right across the bay is Lyme, Lyme, Connecticut.
It's like what are the chances there's an animal research facility right where this.
This is the Montauk monster though.
It says that the corpse was eventually decided by experts to be that of a water degraded raccoon.
Yeah, but.
No, there's two.
There's two Montauk monsters.
OK, right.
So the Montauk monster, there's like, there's this whole.
There's this whole backstory about the Nazis accidentally letting it through from another.
Look at that.
That's not a fucking raccoon.
You're talking about the thing that washed up on the shore.
Yeah.
I'm trying to figure.
I'm trying to find this Nazi shit.
It's not going to be on Wikipedia because I don't want you to fucking know about it.
Let me see.
Montauk monster.
Also, it has fucking hooves.
Fucking raccoons don't have hooves.
Oh, it was huge.
Bonger.
Oh, it was huge.
Bonger.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, I have chest pain.
I did.
I did find what you're talking about here.
Oh, fuck.
The fuck are you guys talking about?
The Montauk monster.
What?
Like Montauk, New Jersey.
Wait, so what's the name of this island?
Plum Island.
Which one?
Plum Island.
Plum Island is where the research facility is.
I'm going to pull my pants up.
Bro, fucking pull your pants up, Tyler.
We're done talking about pegging.
You're like the body.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, you're looking on the fucking EPA page.
Yeah, that's not going to tell you shit.
What's the EPA page?
You're on fucking wiki wiki poots.
I know.
I'm just reading what this has to say before I do.
It's all fake.
They're not going to tell you.
Can you guys hear me?
Yeah.
Okay.
My cat's chewing on my.
That's fucking good.
Google says that Lyme disease was never a topic of research
at Plum Island.
You're thinking about how fucked up Ellis Island was.
Wait, hold on.
I got to hear where Dan was about to go with that.
I'm sorry.
You got me hooked now.
What's this about Lyme disease?
Oh, yeah.
So if you Google Lyme disease in Plum Island,
first thing it says on Google is conspiracy theories.
Right?
Yeah.
And then just space and then a whole new line.
It just says conspiracy theories.
Like Google it.
Lyme disease, Plum Island.
It's just at the very top conspiracy theories.
They on Plum Island, there's a part on Google Maps that's actually great out.
So that means that's a military base.
Oh, really?
Yeah, that is weird.
Yeah.
That's weird.
What you fuck.
Yeah.
Conspiracy theories.
That's fucking insane.
Right.
So that's the first thing it says conspiracy theories.
Like dude, like shut up.
Like I don't want your opinion Google.
You're so biased.
And then it says Lyme disease was never a topic of research at Plum Island.
Oh, the fucking idiots probably created it by accident.
Well, see the whole thing is.
Lyme disease is around for a lot longer than that.
Yeah.
So the guy, the Iceman, the mummy, they found is like, he's like 5000.
He's like 5000 years old.
They found Lyme disease in his system, not in his system, but in his, in an analysis
of his, his blood.
Shit.
Yeah.
So it's, it's old, but they were probably, it's like, why would it just like randomly
come up again after it didn't exist?
Yeah.
Yo, shout out to Scarlet Johansson for being hot.
Woo.
Yeah, I agree with that.
Did you see that she got a tit job, then got the tit job removed?
Did she really?
Yeah.
Seems like a lot of work to go to for a.
The fuck was that?
That was the chair.
My feet.
She's wild.
Indian Ladder Farms.
That's correct.
Why you had that?
They do have lacyters.
I grew up down the road from there.
Big Indian Ladder guy in big Indian Ladder guy.
Bowman's Bowman's is overrated.
That's expensive.
Yeah.
What's the best apple cider you've ever had?
One that's turned into alcohol.
Bro.
Dude, the best apple cider donuts I've ever had was like, there's a fucking
There's a there's a there's a farm right outside of Fonda.
If you know where that is, like where Fonda is.
It's fucking called something farms.
It's so they literally make the cider donuts in front of you on like the frying
conveyor belt.
And I'm like, oh, it's so fucking good.
So does any a ladder.
Yeah, but like I've had both and holy shit.
A warm cider donut is probably one of the best things like I like you can eat on
the planet.
It's fucking good.
I feel bad for people who are allergic to apples.
Like really, I really feel bad for them.
Yeah, well, they're really good, but I feel like chocolate's better.
You think chocolate's better than apple cider donuts?
Yeah.
Fuck you.
Merry Christmas.
What's this?
It's a it's a it's a code for something.
We're getting into February the seasonal depression time.
Are we?
Yeah, I thought that was what it is.
I thought it was fucking December seasonal depression.
Seasonal depression.
I fucking hate it.
It's just oh my God, the sun comes out.
I feel warm.
I'm like, oh my God, this is what real life is like.
It's fucking freezing.
Read again.
Like oh yeah.
Dude, how was it fucking 70 degrees like two days ago and Saturday it's going to be
just driving to work on the through way with my windows down and I was warm.
Fantastic.
I didn't like Saturday is going to be two degrees.
Yep.
That's why we can't have nice things.
So DC was actually relatively warm during the day when I was down there.
It was like fucking like high like mid sixties.
Yeah.
We got down like 20 degrees.
Yeah.
Because like me and me and the the fiance were we're going down and like we were at
the mall and like during the daytime it was like, you know, 65 degrees and we were just
walking around.
But then six o'clock it gets like dark out and we still had like three monuments to hit.
Like we were on the the the capital side of the of the of the mall and we had to go down
the Lincoln Memorial side and like from the capital to the Lincoln Memorial, it dropped
20 degrees and like fucking like 30 30 30 40 minutes.
It was like unbelievable.
But they had some really like the like the Vietnam wall like it was like haunting.
I don't know if you guys ever been down to DC and saw the Vietnam wall.
It's especially at night when there's no one else there.
It's fucking haunting all the world war all the Vietnam and World War two.
And the war war memorials are just fucking horrific to look at because you're like so
many people that is just insane.
Yeah.
Like I saw what was that then?
Oh no, there's dude.
There was like a four year period I think during World War two where a thousand people died
per hour.
Yeah, it was ridiculous.
Like how many people was it in Vietnam?
50,000?
4060 something.
460,000 something.
Yeah.
Americans or total?
Americans.
430,000.
Half a million Americans died or just under half a million Americans died in Vietnam.
That's insane.
That's like entire bloodlines just gone.
No, no, no.
400,000 was was Americans that died in World War two.
I don't know for Vietnam.
Let me let me see.
How many Americans do you have those fucking total rats in fucking Vietnam?
Like that's how it is.
So get this.
Yeah.
58,000 Americans died in World War or sorry, Vietnam.
Yeah.
That's how many people have died in on the Russian side.
War.
The war in Russian Ukraine.
Really?
Yeah.
So they've already exceeded our losses in Vietnam.
And we were there for 10 years.
And Ukraine is fucking small too.
Dude, did you fucking ever look at Vietnam on a map?
It's a fucking tiny country.
I know.
We lost 50,000 people there in 10 years.
World War two.
The world wars are just fucking insane.
World War two American casualties, just Americans was 4,420,000 people.
Yeah, but the total war.
No, that for for total war.
Well, I'll do the total war.
It's an insane amount because I'm just saying this fucking all quiet on the western front,
bro.
It just it captures the estimated fatalities with addition to.
Okay, so civilian deaths total 50 million people died.
What?
And the Soviet, the fucking Holocaust and all that shit going on.
50 million people died.
Yeah, because the Russians fucking just sent 24 million people just to fucking die.
Like they didn't even give them weapons half the time.
They just fucking sprinted forward.
The Chinese actually the Chinese actually sent 20 million people that died.
The Nazis had 8.8 million people die.
Poland had 506 5,600,000.
The Dutch Indies was 4 million.
Japan was 3 million.
India was 2.5 million.
French Indonesia was a million point five.
The Philippines was a million and Yugoslavia was a million.
It's fucking unbelievable.
You know, it's like it's hard for us to wrap our head around how big World War two actually was.
It's it was devastating like saying it's just in fucking saying but you know what's even scarier?
World War three is going to be worse.
Well, that's the thing, man.
People people just don't understand.
The amount of death.
We're on the we're on the edge of World War three.
We are right on the edge.
So you know how every generation has a war like fucking like Vietnam fucking World War two World War one.
We're gonna be World War three boys.
Dude that that doomsday clock shit scares the shit out of me so bad.
Like World War three, it's gonna be our war.
That's gonna the people who die and that are gonna be us.
Maybe not us actually, but like people that know people are aged like World War three is gonna be us.
Yeah, which is terrifying about that.
Like it as much as like, you know, I don't want it to happen.
There's too much money like that that's pushing.
Casey, what the fuck?
Yeah, no, you're right.
There's just this like military complex.
There's too many people that want it to happen.
But it's like the people who want to happen their sons aren't gonna fucking go.
They're not gonna have their kids go to fucking war.
They're gonna send people like me.
They're gonna send people like you.
They're gonna send people like Ali Mac.
They're gonna send people like fucking Casey.
Fuck you.
They're gonna send all of us to fucking God.
No fucking war.
It's either fucking prison or Canada for me, boy.
You're field nurse, Casey.
You're field nurse.
Peace your, Neil.
Combat medic.
Dude, we're gonna be in the combat medic fucking service all of us.
We finally got off the ambulance.
Yeah, you got off the ambulance and it's just gonna be us, the fucking New York Brigade
going to fucking save a whole bunch of people.
We're just gonna put a fucking mohawk fucking patch on our fucking unit.
What the fuck?
Dude.
Our fucking unit patch is gonna be green and white.
I just, I don't know why I can't just shut the fuck up that all quiet on the western front.
It's just, it just shows you just how like ridiculous the war machine is.
It's just a meat grinder.
It really is.
There's no better word to describe it than it is literally just a meat grinder.
He gets the jacket and it has somebody else's name tag in it.
So he turns around and he's like, oh, like, this one, yeah, he's like, this, this is somebody else's jacket.
I can't take this.
And he goes, oh, sometimes they misprint the names and he cuts the tag off and just gives the jacket back to him.
And then the camera cuts down to him throwing the name tag out in a stack of like 50 of them.
And the scene before it was the soldier that was wearing the main character's armor getting fucking destroyed on the front lines.
They just shipped the uniform back, cleaned it, gave it to him.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then they just fucking then the rest of the movie starts off and it's just everybody he knows fucking dies in just brutal ways.
And it's just like people don't realize like the the general public has not seen like horror on that level.
And they don't understand how awful this is going to be.
Like I'm not saying like we've seen like that shit, but like we've seen like how bad some shit can get fucking here in nonwar.
Just imagine how bad that would be times a fucking thousand because there's just hundreds of people that same way that we fucking saw.
That was like the worst days of our lives.
Like just imagine that times a fucking thousand like type shit.
It's it's unbelievable.
And like people forgot about war and like that's like I'm all for supporting Ukraine.
But if it's going to bring us to a third world war, they don't realize what this is going to end up doing.
It's going to it's going to like but this is this is another awful thing to do.
Awful thing like that.
That's an actual true thing.
When is the best times of of human like peace?
It's right after a major global conflict.
Like people realize that they're like I don't want this to ever happen to anybody ever again.
But guess what generation has died off the World War two vets and we haven't had a major global conflict.
We've had smaller like disputes here and there, but we've not had a major global conflict since World War two.
And guess what everybody.
I don't know if you can imagine people's minds anymore.
Everybody who could have told us about how terrible that was is dead.
So we're forgot about it.
So we're going to just start the fucking cycle over again because every fucking hundred years we have a fucking global war, which is horrifying every single time.
And then every single time afterwards we're like this is never going to happen again.
We're not going to let this happen again.
We go back and we do the same fucking thing.
Winter is coming.
It feels like a fucking Game of Thrones here.
Hard times create strong men.
Strong men create good times.
Good times create weak men.
That's where we're at now.
Well, no.
No.
Hard times.
But we're almost in the hard times create strong men.
Yeah.
So it goes in a circle.
But right now, weak men have created hard times.
That's that's where we're at.
Because let's think about it.
The fucking World War two vets were some of the most badass motherfuckers that ever lived on this planet.
Like, absolutely.
Those guys were hardened motherfuckers.
But when they came back, they cared so much that they did everything for their kids and their kids ended up being the fucking boomers.
And they gave them so much that the boomers never wanted for anything.
So they sent everybody else the fucking war.
Because they didn't have to fucking worry about it.
They don't care what their fucking dad had to go through.
They don't have to care.
They don't care about what their grandfather went through.
They're like, fuck you.
I got mine.
We're going to send your kids to war.
My kids are already grown.
They can't get sent to war.
We're going to send your kids to war because fuck you.
It's it's it's just that's how the fucking world's.
And that's where we're at.
Yeah.
They're like, oh, we don't care because all our kids are fucking grown.
Like they're all 50s.
We feel like us as humans, we just we do go through this cycle,
but I feel like it's more just we get incompetent.
Yeah, we forget.
We forget what we learn.
Yeah.
It's just it.
That's just how society is all I think works.
We forget the lessons.
Yeah, it's just those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat.
Exactly.
Like this has gone on for how long?
Like my cheerios.
Like this cycle of just brutal, like whether it be like holy shit, bro.
You just like woke me up.
Whether it be like fucking crusades or all this shit like there really has always
just been recurrent conflicts.
We will find something to fight about.
The only thing is, is that we're getting to the point where it's going to
potentially be final because there's nukes now and that kind of fucks things up a lot
more.
But that's the thing.
Tactically, using a nuke is a stupid.
It's retarded because if you're going to war with somebody, you're going to war
over resources or something like that.
It's almost never over ideas anymore.
And if you're going to war for resources or people or something, if you just nuke it,
you literally just fucking erase the reason why you went to war in the first place.
Do you guys ever take a step back and just realize how fucked we are?
Yeah.
Just like in general, just with everything.
Yeah.
We are fucked.
This planet is fucked right now.
Yeah, there you go.
Think about how futile this is, Casey.
Holy fuck.
We're going to get into that resource.
It's going to be hilarious.
Fucking two years from now.
Me, all of us are going to be on the fucking front lines and fucking like China or some
shit.
No, we're going to be on the fucking floor of my basement.
You guys know about the doomsday clock, right?
Yeah.
Like how it's like 20 years ago, that fucker was at like seven minutes.
Yeah, it's at like 30 seconds now.
35 seconds.
Yeah.
Like that is a just think of how many more times likely it is that we're going to have
a cataclysmic event.
It's a bunch of scientific nerves.
Yeah.
It's a bunch of nerves that are just like, this is how close the world is to India.
Yeah, just and it bases that off of both of global pandemics.
It plays it, but it's primarily off of war and conflict.
Yeah, war and conflict and just essentially the drama that's going on at any given time.
Like it peaked, it reached its all time peak during COVID for a while.
Then COVID settled down.
Yeah.
And now we are way worse off we were than when COVID first started.
We are closer now that COVID has been worked out essentially.
Like don't get me wrong, it exists, but no country's like fucking dying.
Shutting down.
Actually China is, but we don't really care about that.
Yeah, fucking China, but.
How does this thing work?
It's a bunch of nerves that just come up with this number.
That's what she said.
How likely it is.
Like you can look it up.
It'll describe it better.
I'm two years from now, I'm going to be in a fucking fox hole in Russia and I'll be
thinking back to this fucking conversation.
Then like, I was fucking right.
I was right.
The real question here is like, who's going to be the next Nazis?
I'm going to come out and say, I think it's going to be China.
I think the way that this whole thing is going to go.
Yeah, it's going to be China.
They're executing, they already have camps for Uighurs.
You wonder if I, yeah.
Yeah, you can have one, but they're, they're literally have camps for Uighurs.
And basically in China, there is a group of people that look like they're Middle Eastern,
but they're actually Chinese and they're all Muslim.
But China fucking hates them.
And there's been documented camps that they're executing these people in like,
but nobody's talking about it because everybody knows that will start a third world war.
Yeah.
I think, I think it's just China is going to get into the Nazi shit.
They're going to be like, all right, let's make a time machine.
Let's make a time machine.
We're going to go back.
All right, let's, let's see what we can fuck up.
Let's see what interdimensional beast we can let out.
Let's start, let's start testing diseases.
Let's see what could really fuck up humanity if it ever got out of a lab.
And I think it's going to happen.
I think they're just going to create some,
You just described the last 50 years of like US military research.
I know, I know, I know, but I think China is going to be the one that lets it happen.
I think they're going to let the cat out of the bag.
And that's that's a saying like with the US, we try at least try to contain it,
but China would just be like, whatever, at least it.
I feel like everywhere tries to contain it,
but I feel like China would just be poor at doing that.
That makes any sense.
Can you imagine if you think you're like, you're getting sent to the front lines,
right? World War three happens.
Whoa.
I think you scared Casey by saying that.
No.
Casey, you're right.
Casey is just really picturing that that could be a reality.
And he doesn't like it because the draft is unconstitutional or something.
Fuck that.
Like you think you're getting sent to like go and fight for your country.
And you're fighting demons and shit.
And then they're like,
Get ready to learn Chinese, Tyler.
They take one look at you and they put you in a line and you end up on a ship.
And they say, here's a paintbrush.
Can start painting this battle ship.
So you have autism.
That's got Ali max fucking thing is like, well, if you're disabled,
so you're going to go and fucking do that.
They'll be like, well, he's got an art degree.
So he's got to document this three full circle.
I think, I think that was get yourself the cushy and stroll in the military.
Well, I have a medical certification and an art degree.
So like, well, we're going to use the art degree.
And while me, Casey and Dan are just like fighting the new D-Day.
I'm like, hey, look, I'm paying a pretty shit.
Just in Palestine or something.
I'd be right there painting the ship with it.
I'd be like, yeah, this art degree came in.
No, dude, obviously we would all be in the fucking medical core.
They would see our fucking history and be like, yep, you're a medic, you're a medic, you're a medic, and you're a medic.
I think, I think we're forgetting just how grim the war, the war machine is though.
I think if the ship falls apart, you're all just meat sacks.
Nobody's getting special training.
You're getting fucking thrown over the line.
You're fixing bayonets just like the rest of us.
I mean, no, there's combat medics will still do that shit.
It's just a good old trench warfare.
I gotta say, the most fucking terrifying thing in that entire movie probably.
Was it gas?
No, not even the gas.
The gas is fucking terrifying.
Well, the gas, the gas, that was, I think they did that in All Quiet on the West,
well, I mean, they show the people that got killed by it.
But they don't, you don't actually see it as much.
Oh, I'm thinking of 1917, I think.
Yeah, yes, you are.
The fucking, the scary part of All Quiet on the western front is just when the fucking,
when the British send this tank through,
and they're like, what the fuck is that?
Yeah, and Germany just literally has no way to defend themselves.
And the thing just gets in the trench with its side mounted fucking machine guns.
And it just fucking cuts through people like a chainsaw.
And it just really puts into perspective just how bad this war would have been to fight in.
So it would just be like, if, just if they send a tank, I no longer have a chance, I will die.
You want to know the scarier part is, is because like tanks didn't exist before then.
Just imagine the fucking scary shit that they'll fucking use in World War III.
Because they didn't have planes like they did in World War II.
Like they are literally killing machines.
That is all that, that is their purpose.
Like, but if you just think about it, just imagine the fucking shit that we have now
that's way scarier than that.
Because we had tanks in World War I, then we had fucking bombers in World War II.
We had fucking helicopters in World War III.
We had fucking like, Avrums and like machine guns in fucking Iraq and shit.
Just imagine what the fuck we have now.
We have fucking space lasers and shit.
I gotta say, if there's one job I think I never, ever, ever would have ever wanted,
just for so many reasons in the military would just be like,
you're just that guy that they picked to be a fucking tunnel rat in Vietnam.
Dude, that was so...
Take a flashlight and a pistol and keep going.
You know you're dying and not only that, but they are sending you into a claustrophobic tiny fucking hole.
That's often has water.
Yeah, yeah, that has fucking these terrible snakes and shit in them.
And you don't know what you're doing.
It's just it could cave in on you at any second.
It was probably built three days ago.
And let me tell you, the designer of this thing wasn't exactly an architect.
So like...
So like, the thing you gotta think about is that the reason why the tunnel rats were picked is because they were small people.
I know.
But none of us are small dudes.
Like you couldn't be like, yeah, I'm claustrophobic as fuck and I'm gonna get a panic attack if I fall down.
They would have been like, you better get over that soon.
Here's your gun.
Oh, that would be bad.
But then they had the fucking dudes with the fucking, the big dudes carried the fucking flamethrowers, which I think was a worse job.
Because all it would take is one fucking stray bullet and you explode in the fire.
Yeah.
But like these motherfuckers would go to the entrance of the tunnel and just fucking incinerate the entire tunnel system.
How fucking scary would that be?
Burning, yeah, you're getting burned alive.
Yeah.
How scary would that have to be to be a fucking Vietnamese soldier and then you see fucking fire just fucking go through.
You can't escape.
You can't run.
Because even if you don't die from the fire, you're not gonna have any oxygen left.
And these wars where there's the fucking, where there's like your guys wielding flamethrowers,
like they had them in World War I too.
They just weren't as advanced.
But these guys would like get, they'd be known.
Yeah, they'd have flamethrowers.
They'd be putting bounties out on these fuckers.
And it would be like if you see a guy with a fucking gas tank on his back, you better fucking shoot that fucker.
Because he fucking burned all of us.
Like, I don't know.
It's just hard to wrap your head around.
It really fucking is.
I really feel like flamethrowers are some of the most brutal weapons that we've ever made.
It all comes down to the fact of just like if it becomes like an actual global conflict.
Yeah.
Eventually, a lot of our good military shit, it's gonna be the same thing with Russia and Ukraine right now.
All your good stuff that you can consider, I don't want to say necessarily say humane,
but like your super precision missiles and all that shit.
They're gonna run out and then even go to fucking knives.
When you run out of knives.
Then you're fucking, yeah, you're fucking going down.
Like now you're using, like fucking Russia is just using unguided missiles all the time.
They fucking destroy civilians in Ukraine constantly.
It's like, that's what happened.
Like they ran out of their arsenal.
Like that would have, it would take a while for the US, but that would happen too.
Dude, eventually.
We can't keep using these fuckers.
We gotta fucking kick it back a notch here.
But then eventually just.
Give some quantity over quality.
Just think about it.
You run out of bullets.
All you got is a fucking knife.
You're gonna have to tackle that motherfucker and stab him to death.
It's always gonna essentially come down to who's got the most boots on the ground.
If nukes, if there's not a nuclear threat.
I don't think any country is actually going to fucking intentionally launch nukes.
I think we're just gonna get another thing that happened with that one thing where Russia
thought we were sending nukes at us and they disobeyed the direct order and didn't send them at us.
I think some shit like that's gonna happen.
Because just imagine, being that guy, being that guy that has the power to be like,
okay, if I hit this button right now, the world's over.
Just imagine that.
Yep.
And it almost happened like several times in history already.
And I can't remember when the studies were fucking, not studies, but like,
something, it was, the system that we still used at the time, not too long ago,
was extremely still just ridiculously archaic.
Yeah.
Like there was so many flaws in the system and how it worked.
So you had to fucking turn two keys at the same time and you had to have one guy press the button at the end?
Yeah, it's like, and you're telling me that that's all that's there.
That's the only thing you can do to stop this.
And just like, you know it's a big deal, but that's still the only fucking shot you gave it like,
you're in a super sophisticated country and it's just like, if we get into World War Three,
how much of this shit's gonna come to light where it's just like, over-sight?
Yeah, like ridiculous oversight where it's just, I don't know.
I don't see how it can't result in nuclear annihilation if the war gets serious enough.
If enough countries are involved, which they would be, because it doesn't take much for a world war to start.
Okay, what happened when fucking World War One was in Germany?
It's just the wrong country.
Like you can have like North Korea and South Korea fucking go at it.
And it'll be a problem for a little while, but it's not gonna be like a fucking global conflict.
It could spur into that.
Because it'll be the same thing, it'll be the fucking same thing what happened with Russia and Ukraine.
Because see how close we're getting to fucking World War Three with fucking that?
Yeah, and that's what I'm saying.
All it takes is one of the big players to be involved in a war.
And it just sparks it.
And then once one big player comes in, all the other big players come in and like...
And you know fucking China is looking at Taiwan like Cookie Monster looks at a cookie.
They want that shit.
That they do know that if they do that, it starts World War Three.
They do know that, but they're also like, Russia's getting away with it.
Like what's happening?
This is breaking news today.
We sent American soldiers to fucking Taiwan.
There's American soldiers on Taiwan currently.
So if they attack Taiwan, that's an attack on American soldiers.
Which would be World War Three.
If I lived in China, I'd be awful scared right now.
But let me tell you just because I really don't want the war to start.
I'm fucking...
That's scary news.
That is.
That's pretty fucking freaky that we got guys over there.
Because nobody's attacked Taiwan yet.
That's why we can...
But it's like...
That's the thing.
That's why we put guys there.
It's kind of like a deterrent being this like, hey, if you guys do this, this is kicking off World War Three.
But just that threat, I don't know if that's a nut.
Like they might be like, fuck it, we're down for it.
Like global economies just do fantastic after these wars.
You gotta think one of them's eventually gonna be the fucking...
The idiot that starts it.
Like...
But when they do that, but then the thing is...
If you lose the war, it's not too great for your economy.
But if you think about it, the reason why we haven't done anything in Ukraine is because we didn't have soldiers in Ukraine.
If they attacked one US soldier platoon...
It's over.
Yup, the spark fucking bled it off.
Yep.
I don't know, we are such a powder keg as a society.
There are so many different things that could just fucking...
Make it.
But anyways, this is kind of a dark way to end it for today.
There's no hope.
So maybe next week, we're not gonna talk about World War Three as much.
No, we didn't, at least it wasn't BLS war stories.
It was war war stories.
War war stories, and what's gonna come, and it's even worse than the BLS war stories.
But hey, it's not BLS war stories.
So, thanks everybody for watching.
Casey, get the fuck up.
We're fucking hiding it.
Yeah, Casey hasn't been with us for the past about 40 minutes.
He laid down, he grabbed his mic, and the only thing he said...
It was, whoa.
...whoa, when he got told that he might get drafted.
He didn't like hearing that very much.
So we're gonna end up...
He had fucking PTSD flashbacks, and all quiet on the western front plane, and decide when I said that.
So, I think we're gonna end it now.
Try to do a little bit later up so next week.
Yeah, welcome to Tech...
Thank you for coming to Technical Difficulties.
It's been a pleasure having you.
Technical difficulties to World War Three.
What a fucking...
Scary void people that you just don't feel good about.
Well, everybody, thank you for watching.
And as always, take care of each other and yourselves.
We are...
...we are super soldiers.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you, that you are going to be able to raise,
and they are gonna make them so fucking real.
They are gonna sink money into them, because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage,
they're gonna be able to get into that thing's fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're gonna see blood, guts, no circuitry,
but let me tell you, their technology is about to still be violent.
Which, by the way, big brother is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension!
Oh!
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the whole time.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil!
Okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit, bro.
George Soros is the fucking idiot.
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.
Oh, just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody's like,
Oh, that old guy who dropped the fucking word first about them.
That's a corrupt right?
A lot of Trump.
He dropped the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk,
it's everyone out there.
Everybody said,
Oh, it's so cool.
Ah, everybody.
You're saying that Elon Musk is so cool.
He's so cool even if he plays the board.
The actual government is trying,
the actual real government,
which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis,
who are actually the ones that are fucking the boss.
The real politician has paid off by the fucking billy leaders.
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.