1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,040 For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't. 2 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:10,080 How do you know? 3 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:15,800 Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? 4 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:18,360 You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? 5 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:19,360 Fuck it up. 6 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:25,400 No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. 7 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,400 Yes we are. 8 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:30,400 There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. 9 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:31,400 Extended episodes. 10 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:34,400 Where the fuck did this yearman come from? 11 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,400 Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? 12 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:39,400 You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? 13 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:43,400 Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese. 14 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,400 Aliens exist. 15 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:53,400 Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. 16 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:58,400 Okay, I'm talking about the Sox, they have dread and super soldiers. 17 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:01,400 Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens. 18 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,400 I do not agree with him. 19 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,400 What a fucking bastard. 20 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:08,400 What? 21 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:33,400 I'm talking about the Sox. 22 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:38,400 I'm talking about the podcast. 23 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:39,400 What's up, fucker? 24 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:42,400 Well, we took a week break there. 25 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:45,400 Episode 19. 26 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:48,400 Damn, 19 episodes. 27 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:50,400 I didn't think we'd get this far. 28 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,400 I'm Casey, I'm here with Dan and Tyler. 29 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,400 Guess who flaked again? 30 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,400 I'm not flaked again. 31 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,400 I know what he might be doing though. 32 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:04,400 No, he's not doing that right now. 33 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:08,400 Before we talk about that, who's Mario Judah? 34 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,400 Who the fuck is Mario Judah? 35 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:14,400 Mario Judah was the guy who's singing the song that you're hearing right now. 36 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:21,400 He is a rapper from like 2020, 2019. 37 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:27,400 This guy had a super bright future ahead of him. 38 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:31,400 He had a record deal with the Sox, and he signed a deal with them. 39 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:36,400 They signed a deal with the Sox, and these record labels were trying to sign them. 40 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,400 Each of them was giving him a lower and lower offer after the last one expired. 41 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:46,400 They kept on giving him a lower and lower offer, and to the point where he signed a record deal for barely anything. 42 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,400 After he did that, he just fucking dropped off the face of the earth. 43 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:52,400 No one can fucking find him. 44 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:57,400 He's fucking gone. 45 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,400 There's no reports that he's dead. 46 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,400 I just think that he went incognito for a while. 47 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,400 He's been gone for a year and a half now. 48 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:07,400 That's crazy. 49 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,400 I don't think there's a conspiracy behind it or anything. 50 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:14,400 I just think that the record label just fucked him over type thing. 51 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:15,400 That sucks. 52 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:20,400 That's the thing, to get into the music industry, you have to fucking sign a record label. 53 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,400 All of them are going to fuck you. 54 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,400 Every single one of them is going to fuck you. 55 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,400 Yeah. 56 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:30,400 I was listening to even Ed Sheeran was talking about how much the music industry sucks. 57 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:34,400 Yeah, the music industry just fucks people over all the fucking time. 58 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,400 It's got a terrible dark side. 59 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:43,400 Let's look at people like Britney Spears and shit. 60 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:48,400 She started when she was 16, something like that. 61 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:54,400 Look at how fucked up she was in her 30s because they just, for lack of a better term, 62 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:59,400 the industry fucking raped her pretty much. 63 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,400 I can't think of a better term. 64 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:08,400 She might have actually been, but the industry itself just fucking destroyed her 65 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:17,400 because they were just trying to squeeze fucking milk out of a fucking utter that has no fucking reason to be getting milk anymore. 66 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,400 Bro, the podcast industry is going to destroy us. 67 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,400 Damn, dude. 68 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,400 I want to be able to take us for everything we got. 69 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:29,400 When we become famous and Joe Rogan comes here. 70 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:32,400 Look at you, you're drinking fucking, you're on his third Coke. 71 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:34,400 Second, this is my first one. 72 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,400 You have three Cokes in front of you. 73 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,400 He's pounding on them. 74 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:44,400 He already has a Coke problem from this podcast. 75 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,400 Coca-Cola is delicious. 76 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,400 That's not a plug. 77 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,400 That's not a plug. 78 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:49,400 I just really like Coca-Cola. 79 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,400 Then why are you giving it up? 80 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,400 In case he's drinking what? 81 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:58,400 Because I'm giving it up because Len's supposed to be giving up something hard. 82 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:03,400 I'm giving up mac and cheese, which is my favorite food, and I'm giving up Coca-Cola. 83 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:04,400 Then why are you giving it up? 84 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,400 I'm giving it up because that's hard. 85 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:11,400 Why does Jesus care whether you give up fucking Coca-Cola? 86 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:19,400 It's not even Jesus, it's just honoring the sacrifice that he made by fucking going through the desert for 40 days and not drinking or eating. 87 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:20,400 So you're going to make a sacrifice. 88 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,400 Who cares? 89 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,400 He's dead. 90 00:05:22,400 --> 00:05:25,400 You can't give up Coca-Cola. 91 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,400 So he's going to get nailed to a cross and you're going to not drink Coke? 92 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,400 He didn't drink Coke either. 93 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:32,400 Yeah, he's not. 94 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:41,400 But it's actually like Lent isn't about dying, it's about the 40 days that he spent in the desert being tempted by the devil. 95 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,400 Why don't you go on a 40 day fast? 96 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:45,400 That's basically what I'm doing. 97 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,400 Because this all eats his mac and cheese. 98 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:50,400 So I'm literally going on a fast. 99 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,400 I'm just pretty much going to eat eggs. 100 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:58,400 But the egg prices now, Jesus Christ, can we talk about the egg prices? 101 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,400 Like how they're fucking going through the roof? 102 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:04,400 I think I just bought like a dozen, it was like four bucks or something. 103 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:06,400 So they're going down again. 104 00:06:06,400 --> 00:06:07,400 So they're going down again. 105 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,400 Well, I think it's, alright, so I always buy organic eggs. 106 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,400 Organic eggs are the best eggs. 107 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:14,400 But they're expensive anyway, so the price didn't change. 108 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:17,400 Do you go to the farmers market and shit for that? 109 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:19,400 No, I just go to Walmart. 110 00:06:19,400 --> 00:06:20,400 They have organic eggs there really? 111 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,400 Yeah, Walmart's got their own organic brand. 112 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,400 No shit. 113 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:32,400 Because I normally go to the farmers market where I can get like fucking 18 pack of eggs for like fucking free for $5. 114 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:35,400 But like what I do, because I'm doing like a crash diet too, 115 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:38,400 because I just took the test for the fire department here. 116 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:44,400 And I'm pretty much like 20 pounds over where I want to be. 117 00:06:44,400 --> 00:06:48,400 And when I drop down, I'm actually going to start boxing again too. 118 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,400 Nice. 119 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,400 That'd be fun. 120 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:51,400 You don't have to crash diet though. 121 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,400 I'm not really crash dieting. 122 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:58,400 I'm just taking out like the shit in my diet, which is basically all of my diet. 123 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:05,400 So when I take out, when I take out like all the shit in my diet, literally it's like doing a crash diet, but I'm just eating healthy. 124 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,400 It's ridiculous. 125 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,400 Just eat some carrots. 126 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,400 Like I eat like carrots. 127 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:17,400 I eat like sugar snap peas, eggs, peanut butter, water. 128 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:21,400 The thing is not a lot of flavor in many of those things. 129 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:31,400 So I have to like the one thing that I allow myself is like the like the gamer subs that doesn't have like any like sugar or anything in them and stuff. 130 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,400 So I'm like I'm still not technically getting sugar or anything. 131 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:37,400 It's just like some sort of flavor that's sweet. 132 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,400 Yeah. 133 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:43,400 Because like that's the one thing I hate about my diet the most is that there's just no flavor to it at all. 134 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,400 Like I'm just like used to it though. 135 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:53,400 And then like the thing is like after the 40 days, because I've done this for the last fuck five years, I literally dropped 20 pounds in 40 days. 136 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,400 Wow. 137 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:57,400 I mean, yeah, if you've done it and it's worked like, you know, your body. 138 00:07:57,400 --> 00:07:59,400 Yeah, I dropped like 20 pounds in 40 days. 139 00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:02,400 I look like I have AIDS by fucking April. 140 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:09,400 And it's but like when I do that, where was my train of thought going? 141 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:10,400 What was I talking about? 142 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,400 AIDS. 143 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,400 AIDS before AIDS. 144 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,400 I'm like, I'm not talking about like the flavor thing. 145 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:19,400 So like I love mac and cheese. 146 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:23,400 I eat it probably like three, two or three times a week. 147 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:29,400 And then like when I when I'm done with my fasting and shit, they're gonna say a day, no, two or three times a week. 148 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:35,400 But like when I eat it after my fasting, it's almost like disgusting to me type thing. 149 00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:42,400 Like, you know how like, you know how like when you when you cut something out that's actually bad for you and you're like, oh, I'm going to do this again. 150 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:44,400 I'm not going to do this shit anymore. 151 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:56,400 Kind of like alcohol type thing like I haven't heard that I haven't drank like actual alcohol like for like getting drunk in probably over a year and a half, maybe two years. 152 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,400 I just I just don't like the feeling anymore. 153 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:01,400 Like, you know, same like it's just not it's not fun. 154 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,400 I hate waking up and regretting what I did the night before. 155 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:08,400 Yeah, like I like something illegal. 156 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:13,400 I'm always like almost getting kicked out of somewhere, stealing something when I'm drunk. 157 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:18,400 Yeah, just like just always always like borderline going to jail. 158 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,400 Yeah, I'm like, maybe I should just not do that anymore. 159 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:23,400 I bled the last time I drank like heavily. 160 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,400 I blacked out. 161 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,400 I woke up in front of the toilet. 162 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:31,400 I was barfing my guts out and then I blacked out again. 163 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,400 And then I woke up in my bed. 164 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:41,400 That was actually the night of the the incident on called to be black or called to be zombies. 165 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:48,400 Yeah, yeah, that was that was the last time I actually drank heavily because that entire time I was blacked out. 166 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:56,400 Like like when I started, like just like spinning around in Call of Duty, like the last thing I remember spinning around and then I blacked out. 167 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:59,400 So everything after that, I don't even remember what I said. 168 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,400 I just know what I said from what you guys said. 169 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,400 I miss playing video games drunk. 170 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:15,400 It's fun, but I'm almost I'm 25 now and I'm like, you're it's real sad just to sit there and go, I'm going to get fucking plastered and play Call of Duty. 171 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:21,400 And I'm like, I should be having kids now or some makes makes flight simulator a lot more fun. 172 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:23,400 Drunk flying. 173 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,400 It's like it's swerving. 174 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:29,400 If I could do this drug, I could probably really do it in my life. 175 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,400 So we got Chinese spy balloons. 176 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:34,400 Yeah, shut down fucking everywhere. 177 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:42,400 But the thing is, it's not just the one balloon now like that we are because like literally was breaking news last time we did the podcast like that day. 178 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,400 Oh, really? Yeah. 179 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,400 Yeah, you brought it up. 180 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:49,400 Yeah, it was like breaking news like at that moment when we were talking about it. 181 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:58,400 And it's just it's real funny because it's like there's been like fucking seven of them now, but they said that they're not balloons anymore. 182 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:02,400 They're like metallic objects that are just floating in the air. 183 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:06,400 And China claimed responsibility for the first one. 184 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:15,400 But the cylindrical metallic objects, no one's claimed like responsibility for and the government has been keeping their fucking mouth shut about all of it. 185 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,400 You know what I think? 186 00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,400 They have lasers on them. 187 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:20,400 No, no, no, no. 188 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,400 That was actually the satellite. 189 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:24,400 The green lasers were satellite looking for submarines. 190 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,400 That's that's what they do now. 191 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,400 Oh, really? 192 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:32,400 Yeah, so the satellite shoots down green lasers into like the ocean and the lasers can actually go to the bottom of the ocean. 193 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,400 If they see anything that's like moving, that's like the shape of a submarine. 194 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,400 They can see like, oh, that's a submarine down there. 195 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,400 Wow. 196 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,400 Yeah. 197 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:45,400 That's why we started going to the Arctic underneath the ice because if you go if you go underneath the ice, they can't see you. 198 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,400 Oh, yeah. 199 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,400 So I wonder if they have any countermeasures for that. 200 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:56,400 I guarantee you like what we were talking about the last time that like we have things that we don't fucking know anything about. 201 00:11:56,400 --> 00:12:06,400 So I'm guessing that submarines have like a thing to like master signal, make it look like a fucking whale or something like, you know, or they have like I wonder if they have like drone submarines. 202 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,400 That'd be yeah, that'd be kind of cool. 203 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:10,400 Like they could do like suicide like submarines like that. 204 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:13,400 Can you just crash into boats and shit that are filled with explosives? 205 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:21,400 Or they're just a shell and they're just out there floating around and it's like it's like if there's so many of those, how could you know which ones are real? 206 00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:22,400 Yeah. 207 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:28,400 You know, because I truly think that in the future, there's not even gonna be people fighting wars. 208 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:40,400 It's gonna be like a fucking video game with robots pretty much like, yeah, like, you know, these these these like instead of like fighting and like having like people like fucking actually die. 209 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:47,400 You could have like just battlegrounds of fucking robots that are just fucking shooting the fuck out of each other and it'd be like a fucking cold duty game. 210 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,400 Gamers would be the troops. 211 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,400 Yeah. 212 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:53,400 Well, see, I think that like a lot of stuff is gonna be cyber warfare. 213 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,400 Yeah, like they're gonna do like scary as shit. 214 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:00,400 Like, you know, the EMPs like obviously they can knock out Internet. 215 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,400 They can knock out fucking everything. 216 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:09,400 And they said if they do actual EMPs in heavily populated areas without like with their power grids and shit. 217 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:10,400 Over. 218 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:20,400 They said like something like 60% of the population would die within the first year without electricity, especially in cold areas like cold areas like around here would be hit the worst. 219 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,400 Oh, yeah. 220 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:28,400 But the it would take over two years to rebuild the entire power grid. 221 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,400 Oh, my God. 222 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,400 So and like they could just hit it with another EMP like completely. 223 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:36,400 I mean, EMPs, I don't think they'd affect power lines. 224 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:46,400 They do because because if it they normally do it over a power grid and the power grid just does the entire like power lines. 225 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,400 So if you take out the power grid, the power lines don't even fucking matter. 226 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,400 Alex Jones was right. 227 00:13:51,400 --> 00:14:05,400 So so like the thing is the other thing that's that's dangerous about the the EMPs and like power lines going down or power grids going down is that most of our most of our like materials for. 228 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:10,400 For power grids come from China, actually, like the parts. 229 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:16,400 Yeah, like the parts for the power grids actually come from China. 230 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,400 They build the parts and send them to us. 231 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:23,400 The only other place that can do that or Germany and I think Norway. 232 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:29,400 But the only places that we could get like shit from our allies is Germany and Norway. 233 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:36,400 Like China gives us most of it now, but if they are the ones that EMP us, they're not going to fucking give us the fucking parts. 234 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:46,400 And the thing is with Germany and Norway is that it takes them longer because they don't have the amount of like industry that China did that would send us over. 235 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,400 So instead of being one year, it'd be like two to three years. 236 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:57,400 Yeah, I heard that they also supply a lot of the stuff for cell phone towers and that there was like known spyware in it. 237 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:04,400 Yeah. And within like within a certain distance of like US military bases intentionally. 238 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:13,400 Yeah. So like they they they basically like tricked the cell phone, not not tricked the cell phone companies, but they don't care. 239 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,400 They just care about the bottom line. 240 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:18,400 They made a deal where it was like really tempting to get this new equipment. 241 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:21,400 Joe Biden could deal with the Chinese. 242 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,400 He did. He did. 243 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:26,400 So that they could spy on us with their satellite balloons. 244 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:29,400 Also, tick tock tick tock is completely Chinese ran. 245 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:41,400 Like if you have if you have tick tock, China has info for from all your text messages, all your search history, everything that you posted are group chats. 246 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,400 Like what the fuck? 247 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:48,400 I just look at it like, oh, no, Joe Biden fucking sold us out to the fucking Chinese. 248 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,400 Yes, he did. 249 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:53,400 I'm telling you right now, it's going to be a breaking news story about two years. 250 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:57,400 Probably is he'll probably be dead. But do you think he's going to make it through his presidency? 251 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,400 Do you think he's going to be alive at the end? 252 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,400 I don't even know if he is alive right now. 253 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,400 He's a puppet corpse. 254 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:05,400 Yeah, he's like, dude, I'm going down to D.C. tomorrow. 255 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:11,400 I'll just I like look into the White House from like the little thing and I'll just see him being puppeted around. 256 00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,400 Just a drone. 257 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:15,400 You think it's a drone that's just carrying him around. 258 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,400 Yeah, man. 259 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,400 What were we just talking about just before that? 260 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,400 The Chinese. Oh, spying. 261 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:32,400 Yeah. So, dude, the thing is, is that we at any time know exactly what Jingjong Pingpong, whatever his name is, the guy who runs the place. 262 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,400 We know what whatever is being said in his office. 263 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:42,400 Yeah, like we have surveillance on them like and I guarantee we have bugs in every single like high. 264 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,400 Like I guarantee bugs in the fucking Kremlin. 265 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,400 So it's it's OK when we do it. 266 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:50,400 But when they do it, it's like we get all bent out of shape. 267 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,400 We're doing it for freedom. 268 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,400 That's why it's so. 269 00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:58,400 But it's it's I don't mean to keep cutting you off, man. 270 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:03,400 But it's it's like doing bad things for the right reasons. 271 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:10,400 It's like the ends justify the means type things like because let's say we do this and we get something like that. 272 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,400 They're going to nuke somebody or you're going to do something like that. 273 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,400 Like, what the fuck are they going to hear Joe Biden going? 274 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:20,400 I would like my porridge a little bit warmer today. 275 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,400 I know. 276 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:29,400 So, you know, the guy that he does. 277 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,400 Oh, Trump guy. 278 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:35,400 Is he still in office? 279 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,400 The guy. 280 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,400 Yeah, they really you're right. 281 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,400 They wouldn't hear anything. 282 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:45,400 Yeah, like they put a bug in there. 283 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:51,400 It's like, dude, he really like he just doesn't he doesn't know what the hell's going on. 284 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:54,400 I would love to hear bugs from the White House when Trump was president. 285 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:58,400 He'd be like, listen, this is the greatest thing I've ever done in my entire life. 286 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:02,400 OK, sounds like it's wonderful. 287 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,400 This is gay. 288 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,400 Listen, it's wonderful. 289 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,400 That's what he sounds like. 290 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:11,400 As soon as the cameras go off, he gets a little he gets a whisp. 291 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:13,400 Listen, friends. 292 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,400 OK, it's me, the Donald. 293 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:18,400 I'm going to tell you about this. 294 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:22,400 Speaking of gay, is pegging gay? 295 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:28,400 This has been a fucking argument in our group chat for the last, like, four days about pegging. 296 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:33,400 Look, a lot of look, a lot of girls that you ask say it's not. 297 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:37,400 But but there's a hidden agenda behind this. 298 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,400 They want to dominate us, brother. 299 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,400 Yeah, bro. 300 00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,400 I can't say. 301 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:44,400 Look, I look, I don't think it's I think it's gay. 302 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,400 There's some stipulations. 303 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:50,400 All right. How realistic this penetration apparatus is. 304 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,400 If it's androgynous, androgynous. 305 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,400 Right. Yeah. 306 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,400 Bro, you get fucked in the ass by a fake cock. 307 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,400 You're fucking gay. 308 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,400 That's not gay. 309 00:18:58,400 --> 00:18:59,400 Nothing wrong with being gay. 310 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:04,400 It's 2006 gay before 2023. 311 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,400 It's hard. 312 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,400 It's like gay isn't even gay in 2023. 313 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:12,400 Did you get fucked in the ass and be like, I was just trying it out. 314 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:18,400 It's like you could suck a dude off in the alley and somebody would be like, dude, that's not gay. 315 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,400 It's like, yeah, I saw some real gay shit today, you know, on the Internet. 316 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,400 Yeah. 317 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:33,400 Like where they're like getting like like both areas just going to town and then like getting one guy on the other part. 318 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,400 Yeah, I wasn't saying I actually did. 319 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:44,400 I'm just saying like it's hard to like it's hard to shock people with gayness these days because it's the level of gayness. 320 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:53,400 Let's just look at the gay clubs like the shit that goes down in gay clubs is fucking wild because I remember I used to like when we worked in the Adolf, 321 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,400 the Green Company, we'll call it. 322 00:19:55,400 --> 00:20:01,400 We had to go to the gay bar there all the fucking time and those guys don't even give a shit. 323 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:05,400 Like we were fucking working on somebody who got their head fucking caved in from falling down the stairs. 324 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,400 And like these gay guys are coming up and going like, hey, buddy, how you doing? 325 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,400 I'm just like, don't touch me. 326 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,400 Like it was like ridiculous. 327 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:18,400 Like it was like, dude, you obviously know that we're here to help somebody right now and you're doing this. 328 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,400 It's just like, dude, slow your roll. 329 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,400 Yeah, I mean, dude, I got a problem with it. 330 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,400 I don't got a problem with it. 331 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:30,400 But like if I'm doing something, I'm like, hey, back off. 332 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:33,400 Dude, one tenth of my entire grade in high school is gay. 333 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,400 One tenth? 334 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,400 One tenth. 335 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,400 So that's another thing. 336 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,400 Ten kids out of a hundred. 337 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:41,400 So that's like the one thing that like you're seeing now. 338 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:42,400 And I'm not saying this is a bad thing. 339 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,400 And I'm not saying this is like how it might be or anything. 340 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,400 It's just an observation. 341 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:54,400 It's just an observation is that have you noticed that like way more kids that are way younger than us are like saying that they're gay? 342 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,400 Like way more. 343 00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,400 Yeah, of course. 344 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:08,400 And I'm not saying that like being gay isn't a real thing, but I'm saying that some of these people might be doing it for like being in a group, like being in a group, getting attention, something like that. 345 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,400 There's kids that were doing that when I was getting canceled. 346 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,400 And I don't even count them. 347 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:16,400 Yeah, because like because it's like it's like a few years went by and all of a sudden they weren't gay anymore. 348 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,400 It's like, oh, now like what was that? 349 00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:23,400 Yeah, like there is like and then like most of the time it's like I just wanted friends. 350 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:33,400 And like that's the one thing that I think used to be a thing and not really so much anymore is that they were they claim to be the most accepting group of people. 351 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,400 Like they'll accept the freaks. 352 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,400 They'll accept everybody. 353 00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:42,400 But if you noticed the more and more people they started getting into like their their group, the more infighting there was. 354 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:44,400 And like the more like all that is like being inside. 355 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:46,400 Well, you're not actually really gay. 356 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,400 That's exactly what I'm talking about. 357 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,400 The people trying to outgay each other. 358 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,400 Yeah, like like they're like, you're not actually gay. 359 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,400 It's just like, listen, I was born a man. 360 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,400 Now I'm not even a woman. 361 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,400 I'm just somewhere in the middle. 362 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:05,400 Also, I sucked off a dude while licking a girl's ass the same time. 363 00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,400 I am better than you with this. 364 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,400 It's like, it's like, what the fuck? 365 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:11,400 There's a gay hierarchy. 366 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:15,400 They're trying to find there's like a packing and they're all trying to be the top. 367 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:21,400 Also, also, lesbians and gay people hate the fucking shit out of each other. 368 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,400 Like gay guys and lesbian chicks hate each other. 369 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,400 Do they? 370 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,400 Yes. 371 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,400 I feel like that's a generalization. 372 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,400 No, but they really don't like each other. 373 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:31,400 I mean, maybe some don't like each other. 374 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,400 Oh my God. 375 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,400 But it's just, I'm not. 376 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,400 Dude, I literally, I literally heard. 377 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,400 All right. 378 00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:41,400 My gay friend was talking about how he was having sex with this dude, right? 379 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:45,400 Who had a girlfriend and how like, or no, he didn't have a girlfriend at the time. 380 00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:48,400 But once he got a girlfriend, he's like, yeah, dude, I can't do that anymore. 381 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,400 I got a girlfriend now. 382 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:54,400 And literally my gay friend is like, I can't stand straight guys. 383 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,400 I'm like, that's not a straight guy. 384 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,400 That's not, that's a bi. 385 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,400 Like even these days that is like, he's, he's a straight guy. 386 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:06,400 It's like, dude, he was literally having gay sex with him. 387 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:08,400 I can't stand straight guys. 388 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,400 It's like, he's not straight. 389 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:12,400 That's what I'm saying. 390 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,400 It's hard to be gay in 2020. 391 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,400 Like they have to be really gay to become gay. 392 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:25,400 You have to be like, like the, like, like apotheosis of gay in like the, in the 2000s to be like considered 393 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,400 like just a base level. 394 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:28,400 Yeah. 395 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:31,400 It's like, and like, I'm not like, there's no hate here. 396 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,400 Like, it's just like observational things. 397 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,400 Like it's like, it's like, I don't fucking care what the fuck you do. 398 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,400 You can fucking do it in the ass. 399 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,400 You can lick a pussy if you're like, it doesn't fucking matter. 400 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:45,400 But like, it's just like, it's just funny to look at from like the outside looking in. 401 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:48,400 You're just like, what the fuck is even happening there? 402 00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:49,400 Just looking at like, okay. 403 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:54,400 So, so that's interesting. 404 00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,400 It's like, it's like watching like Jerry Springer almost. 405 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,400 Yeah. 406 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,400 It's, it's, I don't know. 407 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:08,400 And there's just, there's just like, just like people, there's just so many, like even between gay people, it's easy to like try and put people into a group. 408 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,400 Yeah. 409 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:13,400 But even like there's so many different kinds of like gay people, you know? 410 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:14,400 Oh yeah. 411 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:15,400 Absolutely. 412 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:16,400 It's like, you can't make a generalization. 413 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:22,400 No, because they're just, it's like things that were gay aren't gay anymore. 414 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:26,400 Things that are gay are like scary. 415 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:34,400 Like I knew this one guy in high school and it was fucking hilarious guys. 416 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:38,400 He claimed he wasn't gay in high school, but he definitely was. 417 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,400 He just didn't come out yet. 418 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:46,400 And then two years later, I was just like scrolling through my Facebook feed and be like, all those guys who called me the F slur. 419 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:49,400 I'm not going to say it this time, so you don't have to believe it. 420 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,400 All the guys who are calling me the F slur. 421 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,400 Well, guess what? 422 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,400 You was in my DMs and I was sucking your dick. 423 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,400 I'm like, whoa. 424 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,400 He goes, and I got screenshots to prove it. 425 00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:03,400 So any of you guys call him at me again, I'll just leak it out. 426 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,400 I'm like, I want to know who it was. 427 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,400 Oh my God. 428 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,400 That's crazy. 429 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,400 I'm like, what the fuck? 430 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,400 Why would you give that guy that power, man? 431 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:18,400 It's like, you know, he's going to use it against it. 432 00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:22,400 But the ones that are most opposed are generally have the most to hide. 433 00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:28,400 The guys who are the most homophobic are the ones who are secretly actually gay. 434 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,400 They're the guys that are just like, yo, man, I hate him. 435 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:32,400 I hate him so much. 436 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,400 I just want to kiss him on the mouth. 437 00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:36,400 I want to get my ass fucked by him. 438 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,400 I fucking hate their ass. 439 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,400 I want to fuck him in the ass because I hate him so much. 440 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,400 Why don't you come over here and kiss me on my mouth? 441 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,400 Because I hate you. 442 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,400 Because they're in denial. 443 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:52,400 I'm actually so straight that I could suck a dick and not be gay and not feel anything. 444 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,400 I'll prove it. 445 00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,400 I'll prove it. 446 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:56,400 How about you come over here with your luscious ass lips. 447 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,400 I'll kiss you right in the mouth right now, boy. 448 00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:01,400 I'll kiss you right in the ass because I fucking hate you. 449 00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,400 You know how much I hate gays? 450 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:07,400 I can suck your cock and I'll still hate you. 451 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:08,400 All right. 452 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,400 This is getting a little out of hand. 453 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:16,400 We're talking about sucking dick a little too much. 454 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:22,400 But yeah, back to close this, the whole begging thing. 455 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,400 You let that happen. 456 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,400 Here's my only gripe with it. 457 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:31,400 And then, I don't know, say she starts making a little more money than you. 458 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,400 All right. 459 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:39,400 So now you're trying to regain your position in the power struggle in this relationship. 460 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,400 She's like, I'm going to fuck your ass. 461 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,400 She's paying all your bills. 462 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:48,400 And then just like you both know that she did that. 463 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:52,400 She's got that image in her head of doing that to you. 464 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:57,400 And it's like she's subconsciously, it's not even anything that she can help. 465 00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,400 It's such an ancient... 466 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:02,400 You know, it's... 467 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,400 Primordial. 468 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,400 Yeah. 469 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,400 Yeah. 470 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,400 It goes so deep. 471 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,400 It's like that she dominated you like that. 472 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,400 I mean, for that reason. 473 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:09,400 For that reason. 474 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:10,400 For that alley-back leg. 475 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:16,760 I mean, I think that there's a difference between what happens in a bedroom and what 476 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,400 happens in the real world. 477 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:24,400 I think sometimes the bedroom isn't real world. 478 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,400 You know what I said to Ali back yesterday? 479 00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:35,000 As I said, if pegging isn't gay and if a fake dick isn't gay, then what if you had one of 480 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,400 those ones where the cum shoots out of it? 481 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,400 Oh, that'd be... 482 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,400 I think that's getting into his sus territory. 483 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,400 I'm like, is that gay? 484 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:44,400 And he's like, no. 485 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:45,400 I'm like, what? 486 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,400 All right, so hold on. 487 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,400 What's on? 488 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:52,400 So a chick thrusting you with a fake cock, right? 489 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,400 Yeah. 490 00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:54,400 That isn't gay. 491 00:27:54,400 --> 00:28:06,400 So what if it was a dude with his flaccid dick duct taped up by fucking you with a fake 492 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:07,400 cock? 493 00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,400 It's fake. 494 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,400 Is that gay? 495 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:14,400 So it's the difference, I think, between having a man do it and a woman doing it. 496 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:24,400 Because in the actual thing, in the actual term for gay, it has to be the same sex. 497 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,400 So if it's a woman doing it, it still wouldn't be gay. 498 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,400 But if a guy taped his cock... 499 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,400 But you're getting fucked with a fake cock. 500 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,400 It doesn't matter who's holding it. 501 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,400 Yes, it does. 502 00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,400 No, it doesn't. 503 00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:36,400 It matters who's fucking you. 504 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,400 If you're getting fucked by a woman, that's not gay. 505 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:40,400 If you're getting fucked by a guy. 506 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,400 If you're sticking up your own ass, is it gay? 507 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,400 No. 508 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:44,400 Yes, it is. 509 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,400 How is sticking your finger up your own ass gay? 510 00:28:46,400 --> 00:28:47,400 A fake cock. 511 00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:49,400 Dude, it's not even a fake cock. 512 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:54,400 It's just an androgynous fucking little cylindrical fucking thing. 513 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:55,400 It's a fucking phallic object. 514 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:56,400 What if it's a fucking tentacle? 515 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,400 What if it's like a fucking tentacle? 516 00:28:57,400 --> 00:29:04,400 What if it's like a fucking giant fucking Hulk fist or something? 517 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,400 Does that matter? 518 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,400 What if it's a fucking diamond? 519 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:12,400 What if it's a fucking stick with razors on it? 520 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,400 Does that make it gay? 521 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,400 Is it just the shape of the object that makes it gay? 522 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:17,400 Is it a tentacle? 523 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,400 Yes, it's a phallic object. 524 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:21,400 If you're fucking yourself with a tentacle, is that gay? 525 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,400 Or is that just fucking an alien? 526 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:24,400 I don't fucking know. 527 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,400 I don't know. 528 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,400 That's what your fucking brain is right now. 529 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,400 You're just like, well, it's the shape of the dick, so it's fucking gay. 530 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,400 It's gay to insert anything into your ass. 531 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:38,400 You're out of control. 532 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:42,400 I don't think this is a winnable argument. 533 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:50,400 I think maybe also it depends on who's the one in the relationship really pushing it. 534 00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,400 Is the guy like, and then what if it becomes a regular thing? 535 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,400 That's all he wants. 536 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,400 I don't think most of the time it wouldn't be a regular thing. 537 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,400 It's something that you got to do like once. 538 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:04,400 But then what if it does become like regular and that's the only way you have sex? 539 00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:07,400 What if that was the only way? 540 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,400 That's getting sauce. 541 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:18,400 At that point, this fucking doctor who's a goober, he was like, I don't trust oral temperatures 542 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,400 and gets rectal. 543 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,400 He's like, give me the rectal thermometer. 544 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,400 He goes, bend over. 545 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,400 Bring your knees up to your chest. 546 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,400 And this guy's going like, ow, is like a 30 year old guy. 547 00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:32,400 It was like, ow, that was like, you gotta, I can't get it. 548 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,400 You gotta bring up your knees more. 549 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,400 Why are we doing this? 550 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:38,400 I don't trust oral temperatures. 551 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,400 I only stick my finger in the rest. 552 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,400 He was for real. 553 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,400 Yeah. 554 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,400 Are you kidding me? 555 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,400 Yeah, no. 556 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,400 Oh my God. 557 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:48,400 Dude, that's horrific. 558 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:51,400 Bring your knees up to your chest. 559 00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,400 Cough. 560 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:59,400 Also, like with the jail shit, like when they fucking strip you down before you come in, 561 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:00,400 they're like cough. 562 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:03,400 I didn't think you were talking about that. 563 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,400 Like spread your ass cheeks and cough. 564 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,400 It's like, no, it's not gay though. 565 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,400 I mean, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do when you went prison and get some cigarettes. 566 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:12,400 You know what I'm saying? 567 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,400 You gotta smooch a little dick. 568 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,400 You gotta do what you gotta do, man. 569 00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,400 You know, that's how I survive. 570 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,400 Is that young Don Juan? 571 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,400 It's not gay though. 572 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,400 I think that's young Don Juan. 573 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,400 I don't know who that is. 574 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,400 That's just some guy who did some time. 575 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,400 Always trying to suggest that what he did wasn't gay. 576 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:35,400 So like if you're doing time, there's only two ways to get ahead. 577 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,400 Stab somebody or suck cops. 578 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:40,400 Pick your poison, man. 579 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:44,400 You gotta cut someone's face open or you gotta get your talking. 580 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,400 You gotta choose violence or love. 581 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,400 There's only two ways out. 582 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,400 Oh, Jesus Christ. 583 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:54,400 He's going off the rails. 584 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:58,400 So, you ever, I know I mentioned the Thunderdome. 585 00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,400 Yeah. 586 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:00,400 You ever hear of the Thunderdome? 587 00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,400 Yeah, I've heard of the Thunderdome. 588 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:02,400 What's the Thunderdome? 589 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:04,400 It's from Mad Max. 590 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:09,400 Like they fucking had like, it's like gladiatorial combat just in a giant like a post-apocalyptic dome. 591 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,400 Oh. 592 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,400 Yeah. 593 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:18,400 Well, let's talk about you versus like, you know, characters. 594 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,400 Me versus characters? 595 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,400 Not characters, but people who you would fight in the Thunderdome. 596 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:26,400 Gandhi. 597 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:33,400 No, like do you think that you could like fight like 10 homeless people in the Thunderdome? 598 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,400 So, let's see. 599 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,400 Do I get any weapons and do they get any weapons? 600 00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:38,400 No, it's like a... 601 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,400 It's just fists? 602 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:40,400 Yeah. 603 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:41,400 What kind of homeless people? 604 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:46,400 Are we talking about like crackhead homeless people or like the ones that are just like sleeping on benches and shit? 605 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,400 Just people from the shelter. 606 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,400 People from the shelter? 607 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:55,400 Because there's the super aggressive ones that would be a little bit more hard to deal with. 608 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:56,400 Ten of them? 609 00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:01,400 Ten grown men would be pretty hard to like fight off like in general. 610 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:04,400 But let's see. 611 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:05,400 I can be... 612 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,400 You versus a hundred children. 613 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,400 This is a... 614 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,400 So this is an actual interesting concept that I came... 615 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:18,400 I've heard concepts of and I kind of put my own spin on it and I'd like to talk to you guys about it. 616 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:28,400 So you are in an arena and you start off with just your fists and you have to fight like 10 kindergartners. 617 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:34,400 And every single time there's 10 kindergartners, you have to kill them all and then you get to the next level. 618 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:41,400 And after you kill all 10 of them, the final person of the wave is a like third grader with a weapon. 619 00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:46,400 Like just it starts off like a fucking stick and like it gets up to like a fucking missile launcher. 620 00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:52,400 Like so the first like 10 kindergartners, you'd be able to just fucking lift them up and just fucking throw them. 621 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,400 But you don't get a break. 622 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:55,400 That's the thing. 623 00:33:55,400 --> 00:34:00,400 So like you get 10 kindergartners and you just fucking destroy them and you get a third grader that comes in. 624 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:03,400 You can just fucking take the stick out of their fucking hand and beat them to death. 625 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,400 But eventually... 626 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,400 We're just speechless. 627 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:15,400 So then eventually like the third grader is going to get like a gun. 628 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,400 Do you think you could disarm a third grader before he shot you? 629 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,400 Also do you think a third grader could shoot you? 630 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:25,400 This is going to be on like some True Kind videos. 631 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,400 This is like Columbine. 632 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,400 That's hard. 633 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:29,400 There's too many variables. 634 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,400 That's like saying, you know, how long is a string? 635 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,400 It's just you got to know more stuff. 636 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:39,400 So you get like 10 average kindergartners that are trying to kill you. 637 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:40,400 Like they can swarm you. 638 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,400 Like I think 10 kindergartners could kill somebody if they swarmed you good enough. 639 00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,400 What about you and Ali Mac? 640 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,400 You think you could beat Ali Mac in a fight to the death in the Thunder Bay? 641 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,400 Oh, absolutely. 642 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,400 I could kill Ali Mac. 643 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:52,400 Like Ali Mac... 644 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,400 What if all four of us had a battle royale? 645 00:34:56,400 --> 00:35:01,400 I would probably rip out Ali Mac's throat with my teeth and then you guys would be terrified. 646 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:04,400 He'd be like, oh yeah, I'm done. I'm tapping out. 647 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,400 And I'd just rip out his bones and try to stab you with them. 648 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,400 I think I'm small enough I could hop on somebody's back. 649 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:11,400 And just like kind of like do it. 650 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,400 Yeah, yeah. 651 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:13,400 And they wouldn't be able to get to me. 652 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,400 They'd just like hook the bone on me. 653 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,400 Who's on me? Who the fuck is on me? 654 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:22,400 And I'd just be hitting them in the head, you know, over and over. 655 00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:27,400 Like, because my fighting style is I just try to maul people like with my fists. 656 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,400 Like I swarm you. 657 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,400 Like I just sprint at you as fast as I can and just try to punch you as many times as I can in the face. 658 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,400 It's a good technique. 659 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,400 Yeah. 660 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,400 But Casey would be kind of hard because he's bigger than me. 661 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:44,400 But I think that I punched you once in the ribs and you were out of commission. 662 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:49,400 When we were fucking doing the mosh pit, I punched you pretty hard in the ribs and you were like, oh, I'm done. 663 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,400 I'm out for a while. 664 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:52,400 I'm going to go ahead and set you out in the corner. 665 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,400 I'm just fucking nailing people in the face with fucking haymakers and the fucking thing. 666 00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:00,400 I got nailed by some fat guy and I fucking elbowed him in the fucking nose. 667 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:03,400 Mosh pits are so fun. 668 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:04,400 You ever been in a mosh pit? 669 00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,400 I haven't been in one. 670 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,400 Dude, they're so fucking fun. 671 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,400 You just punch people. 672 00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:09,400 Hell yeah. 673 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,400 I saw you throw your back out. 674 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,400 Yeah, that sounds like a good time. 675 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,400 Because you're old. 676 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:19,400 There's a picture of me in the mosh pit at emo night and I'm like cocking back to punch this one dude. 677 00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:24,400 Because like I ducked out of the way of one punch and I'm cocked back like this to fucking just nail some dude in the face. 678 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,400 Oh my God. 679 00:36:26,400 --> 00:36:29,400 That's the one thing I hate about mosh pits though. 680 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,400 It's like when a woman gets in there and she's like, yeah, let's go. 681 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:34,400 I'm like, I don't want to punch you in the face. 682 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,400 It's like, okay. 683 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:38,400 All right. 684 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:39,400 I can handle it. 685 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,400 I can be in here with the guys. 686 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,400 I'm like, get out of here. 687 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,400 You think you have beat someone to death with your bare hands. 688 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:45,400 I almost did. 689 00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:49,400 Okay. 690 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,400 That's a story for another time. 691 00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:56,400 Well, we were taking heavy fire in the ambulance. 692 00:36:56,400 --> 00:37:01,400 I decided to disarm the gentleman. 693 00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,400 I took him down. 694 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,400 I neutralized the threat. 695 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:10,400 So, all right. 696 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,400 Let's talk about the gang stalking phenomenon. 697 00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:17,400 So I've either you ever heard of gang stalking at all. 698 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,400 No, so gang stalking is what schizophrenics think. 699 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:31,400 Like they go outside and a guy who walks by them and like takes a quick glance at them, that guy stalking him and another guy who drives by in like a red car. 700 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,400 That guy is also stalking him. 701 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:38,400 Like he thinks that everybody around him is taking turns stalking him and like keeping tabs on him. 702 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,400 And these motherfuckers can like go super fucking deep down this fucking shit. 703 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:46,400 And they're doing like insane things like they fucking like a homeless guy. 704 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,400 And like fucking North Carolina's in a library. 705 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,400 He's like, I know they found me. 706 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:54,400 If they find me, I just want you to know that I'm being gang stalked. 707 00:37:54,400 --> 00:37:56,400 I'm very terrified right now. 708 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,400 I have to whisper into the microphone because I'm in a library. 709 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,400 But if they find me, I will. 710 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:09,400 And Mike, you can manifest your own gang stalkers because if you post enough shit online like that, people are going to be like, dude, let's find this guy. 711 00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,400 So you're basically manifesting your own stalker. 712 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:18,400 So why is it that schizophrenics always have like negative thoughts? 713 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,400 Like, why can't it ever be a good schizophrenic thought? 714 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:25,400 I mean, there's some like schizos that fucking like blissed out your fucking mind. 715 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,400 Like you think you're hanging out with Taylor Swift. 716 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,400 There are there are schizophrenics like that. 717 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:38,400 But the ones that we hear about are the ones that like are all fucked up because if you're getting fucked by Taylor Swift every night, I don't think you're really going to complain about that. 718 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:39,400 Yeah, right. 719 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:44,400 Yeah. But like if a demon's coming in and being like, I'm going to peg you. 720 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:50,400 Ali Mad would be like, this is a dream come true. 721 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:56,400 But like there's a difference between Taylor Swift coming in and being like, hey, sweetheart, I'm going to fuck you like you've never been fucked before. 722 00:38:56,400 --> 00:39:00,400 And then a demon coming in and saying the same thing with a fucking strap on. 723 00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:02,400 There's a big difference. 724 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:09,400 Dude, if you could take a drug that would make you have dreams like that and make it believable. 725 00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,400 Benadryl. Copious amounts of Benadryl. 726 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,400 Yeah, I don't know. 727 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,400 Definitely. I've done that. 728 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:16,400 Benzo. 729 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:20,400 It'll make you think that Taylor Swift has come to your room. 730 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,400 It's either Hat Man or Taylor Swift. 731 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,400 It's like you get like one or the other. 732 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:33,400 Like it's just it's a rant. It's like a fucking like rolling the fuck. It's like flipping a coin. It's like, all right. Am I going to see Taylor Swift naked? 733 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:39,400 Copping on my cock or am I going to see a fucking demon trying to rape my corpse? 734 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:43,400 Instead, you get like Bill Clinton with a strap on. 735 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:46,400 Hi, Bill Clinton. I'm here to fuck you. 736 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,400 It's like, God damn it. 737 00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,400 I have two dicks. 738 00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:52,400 I was going to see something. 739 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,400 Oh, yeah, that's right. 740 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,400 Yeah, I was going to need that. 741 00:39:56,400 --> 00:40:03,400 Especially Bill's going to go, guys, dick cut off by Hillary because he's been fucking like fucking Monica Lewinsky under the desk. 742 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,400 He wears a strap on, so it's not gay. 743 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,400 Is that a is that a theory? 744 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,400 No, I just made it up. 745 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:14,400 Oh, we should have just rolled with it. 746 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:20,400 Do you ever fucking hear that Monica Lewinsky caused 9-11 to happen? 747 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,400 Did I talk about that? 748 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:26,400 Yes. Yes, you did. Monica Lewinsky. 749 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:31,400 She was sucking his dick and he's like, we're not going to kill Osama bin Laden today. 750 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:42,400 But that wasn't even the same. Oh, because he had sites on bin Laden and he's like, we can kill him or we can talk about Monica Lewinsky. 751 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:46,400 He's like, we'll talk about Monica Lewinsky. 752 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:52,400 Well, so I thought that he wasn't like a problem until after. 753 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,400 No, no, no, no. Like he was like definitely in our sites. 754 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:59,400 We had like a SEAL team like on his fucking number at that point. 755 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:03,400 And all it would take is because he would have to do a big media presence for either one. 756 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,400 And it was which one do you want to do? 757 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:13,400 He's like, I would rather protect my legacy, even though I'm going to be known as the guy who got his dick sucked in the White House. 758 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,400 I'm sure they all did. 759 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:20,400 They're fucking JFK was fucking broads like no one's business. 760 00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:29,400 Yeah, dude. JFK was fucking Marilyn Monroe, Jackie fucking all those like these is fucking all like those only two people. 761 00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,400 No, but like he had a name more than that. 762 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:35,400 Like just like his wife. 763 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:42,400 There's no there's like literally women in the D.C. area back in the time that he was president were just fucking him. 764 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:45,400 Like like he would go out and be like, hello, it's me, JFK. 765 00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,400 I would like to fuck you. 766 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,400 And they'd be like, oh, the president wants to fuck me. 767 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:53,400 I mean, I mean, this is what I did. 768 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,400 JFK just started JFK walking into a bar. 769 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:59,400 All right. How many women want to fuck me tonight? 770 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:03,400 Let me know. I'll be outside. 771 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,400 Having that kind of power is not safe. 772 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:08,400 It's not healthy. 773 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,400 It's probably got some illegitimate kids out there. 774 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:14,400 Oh, yeah, there's definitely other candies out there that aren't killed called Kennedy. 775 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:15,400 Oh, yeah. 776 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:22,400 But if your grandmother lived in the D.C. area in the 1960s, she might have fucked JFK. 777 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,400 I'm sure that's what Putin does. 778 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,400 Did you see Putin's wife? 779 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:28,400 She's like a fucking Russian model. 780 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,400 Is she? Yeah. 781 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,400 Let me look her up. 782 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,400 I think so. 783 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:36,400 I might be thinking of someone else, but I'm pretty sure you see a picture. 784 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:42,400 We should we should go over some headlines. 785 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,400 Headlines, Motherfucker, I'm going to fuck your headline. 786 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:46,400 I'm going to rape it. 787 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,400 I'm going to do the fucking goblins. 788 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:50,400 Oh, my God. 789 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:52,400 I don't want them succubus with goblins. 790 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,400 I don't want them kissing goblins. 791 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,400 I don't have any service down here. 792 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,400 In bed with a goblin. 793 00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,400 I don't want them. 794 00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:00,400 Pull up some headlines. 795 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,400 You're so weird. 796 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,400 Where's the infamous laptop? 797 00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:06,400 I didn't bring it today. 798 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,400 It was not charged. 799 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:17,400 But, oh, we can talk about the train derailment with the chemicals that are fucking spilling 800 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,400 out of it that are in New York now. 801 00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:19,400 Are they? 802 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:20,400 Yeah. 803 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:21,400 Really? 804 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:24,400 Yeah, because Jetstream took it, stuff from the burning stuff from the air, and it actually 805 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,400 went through fucking where we're at right now. 806 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,400 The fucking chemicals are in the air currently. 807 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:30,400 We're all going to get cancer or some shit. 808 00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:31,400 Really? 809 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,400 Yeah, it's going to be fun. 810 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:34,400 Dude, RIP X. 811 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:35,400 X, X, X, Centession. 812 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:36,400 Dude. 813 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:37,400 X, X, X, Centession was killed by demons. 814 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,400 He was doing the fucking voice of reason to these people. 815 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:39,400 He also beat his wife, but who cares? 816 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,400 There's conspiracies about that. 817 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,400 At the trial, how they'd be like, X was killed by Drake. 818 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,400 Yeah. 819 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,400 You know what I think that was? 820 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,400 I think that those gangsters knew that they're going down, and they just wanted to drag Drake 821 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:45,400 into it just so it could make their trial bigger. 822 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,400 Yeah. 823 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,400 They're just making up bullshit to try to get off. 824 00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:48,400 Right. 825 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:49,400 Yeah. 826 00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,400 They're just making up bullshit to try to get off. 827 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,400 Right. 828 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:52,400 They're just making up bullshit to try to get off. 829 00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:53,400 Yeah. 830 00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:54,400 They're just making up bullshit to try to get off. 831 00:43:54,400 --> 00:44:03,400 Right. 832 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,400 He's a certified lover boy. 833 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:06,400 Who? 834 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:07,400 Fucking Drake. 835 00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,400 What does that mean? 836 00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:11,400 That's his last album that he made, was Certified Lover Boy. 837 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:14,400 Also, is Drake gay? 838 00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:15,880 Probably. 839 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:16,880 I think he is. 840 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:17,880 I wouldn't doubt it. 841 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:23,240 He's been doing some real sus shit recently. 842 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,720 You know how he used to have the line in his hair? 843 00:44:25,720 --> 00:44:27,720 He turned that into a heart. 844 00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:28,720 That's pretty gay. 845 00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:29,720 I'm like, that's kind of weird. 846 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:30,720 But you know what? 847 00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:32,720 If he comes out as gay, more power to him, man. 848 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:35,720 That's more gay than getting pegged. 849 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:39,720 How gay is gay on today's podcast. 850 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:42,560 Shaving a heart into your fucking head. 851 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:44,560 That's pretty gay. 852 00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:45,560 The pride episode. 853 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:46,560 The pride episode. 854 00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:47,560 The pride episode. 855 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:51,240 Can you quantify how gay you are on a scale of one to ten? 856 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:53,760 Do you think everybody has to be a little gay? 857 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,960 Or do you think you can be 100% straight? 858 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,720 Okay, let's do the thing. 859 00:44:57,720 --> 00:44:59,520 I think both are correct. 860 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:02,120 What male celebrity would you go gay for? 861 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,840 Because there's always one. 862 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:04,840 None. 863 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:05,840 Really? 864 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:06,840 None. 865 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:12,560 If Robert Pattinson came up to you and he's like, hey, I think you're really attractive. 866 00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,560 He wouldn't be like, oh, really? 867 00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:16,560 No. 868 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:17,560 No. 869 00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:24,600 Yeah, that's why we think pegging is gay, because we're not gay. 870 00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:30,840 You and Ali Bagg must have some sort of like... Everybody is a certain percentage of gay, 871 00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:32,600 and you're just more gay than the rest. 872 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,280 I'll say this is how gay I am. 873 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,720 We talked about this before. 874 00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:41,480 There's some trannies that are smoke shows. 875 00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:42,480 Because Hard and Criminal. 876 00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,480 They're getting too hot. 877 00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:44,480 They're getting too hot. 878 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,480 They're getting too hot. 879 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,820 I'm gay enough. 880 00:45:46,820 --> 00:45:48,840 My level of gay is I'll say that- 881 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,400 You'd fuck a tranny? 882 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:51,400 No. 883 00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,920 I'll say she's hot. 884 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,600 Be like, that is a hot guy. 885 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:57,320 But is that gay though? 886 00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,440 Because you're not seeing her dick. 887 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,440 Have you ever seen Blair White? 888 00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:03,440 I don't know. 889 00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:04,440 Yeah, she's like- 890 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,440 She was a dude. 891 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,640 She's attractive. 892 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:08,640 She was a dude. 893 00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:09,640 She's an attractive. 894 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:13,320 Now she got like bottom surgery, so there's no dick there anymore. 895 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,360 Is fucking that gay? 896 00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,640 That's the question. 897 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:21,520 That's between, at that point, that's between you and Jesus. 898 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:23,800 How are you going to feel after? 899 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:24,800 Yeah. 900 00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:30,840 I think afterwards you're going to have to spend some alone time. 901 00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:32,880 Yeah. 902 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:36,200 Or staring out over a lake. 903 00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,160 Just thinking about your life. 904 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:41,080 We know one of those individuals. 905 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,080 Who? 906 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,800 We'll talk about that off the air. 907 00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,800 Okay. 908 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,480 But, yeah man. 909 00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:55,760 But we didn't finish on the derailment. 910 00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:56,760 Oh yeah. 911 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:57,920 I want to talk about that. 912 00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:04,880 So like the train derailed and it had like fucking, look that up for me. 913 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:10,720 Tell me what chemical, like type in Ohio train derailment. 914 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:14,520 And you know a shit ton about just like most chemicals and shit. 915 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:15,920 Cause I don't know why. 916 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,280 You're just like really smart when it comes to that shit. 917 00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:19,280 I saw that there was- 918 00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,280 This just happened? 919 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,280 Vinyl chloride, right? 920 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,840 Vinyl chloride, that's what it was. 921 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:24,840 That's one of them. 922 00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:25,840 Yeah. 923 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:26,840 That's a known- 924 00:47:26,840 --> 00:47:27,840 Oh, it just happened today? 925 00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:29,000 Known endocrine disruptor. 926 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,000 It was a couple days ago. 927 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:35,800 Did the fish toxic materials have filled the air and covered surface waters with chemicals? 928 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:41,520 Yeah, it's poisoning the Ohio River, which is where Pittsburgh gets its water from. 929 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,240 Jesus fucking Christ. 930 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:47,720 Yeah, it's so like PVC is polyvinyl chloride, right? 931 00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:49,320 So that's what they used to make it. 932 00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:50,320 They use- 933 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:51,320 Vinyl chloride. 934 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:52,320 Really? 935 00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:53,320 So like these pipes here are made with that? 936 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,320 Yeah. 937 00:47:54,320 --> 00:48:00,120 And the real fucked up thing is that they're using PVC they didn't use to, but they're using 938 00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:02,680 PVC for drinking water now. 939 00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:04,920 So they're adding more chemicals into the water? 940 00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,360 Well, so you can- 941 00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:09,680 They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the fucking frogs gay. 942 00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:10,680 No, seriously. 943 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,760 So this is kind of a big deal. 944 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:20,120 New construction houses, a lot of them use what's called PACs, which is it's PVC, basically 945 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,120 flexible PVC. 946 00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:25,280 Dude, this is what I love when he comes on because he just has all these things that 947 00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,280 I'm like, I never knew about. 948 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,280 Oh yeah. 949 00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,280 Oh yeah. 950 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:33,200 So a lot of the IV tubing in hospitals is made of PVC. 951 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:38,520 And the problem is that there's just this total disconnect between industry and the 952 00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,520 research, right? 953 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:44,360 And the research shows is that PVC is a known endocrine disrupting chemical, disrupts your 954 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:48,120 endocrine system, which is all the glands in your body, including your testicles. 955 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:52,560 And in newborns, it changes the distance from your anus to your gooch. 956 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:53,560 Really? 957 00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,560 Yeah. 958 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,320 So I mean, the smaller it is, the closer it is to a female, right? 959 00:48:57,320 --> 00:48:58,320 Really? 960 00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,320 Really. 961 00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:00,800 So it changes the anal genital distance. 962 00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,800 So it's- 963 00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:02,800 No shit. 964 00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:03,800 Yeah. 965 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:04,800 So that's what's in the air right now. 966 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:05,800 Because I got like- 967 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,800 Maybe that's what all his pegging talk is about. 968 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:17,440 So I was talking to my girl and we were watching a TikTok where this one chick was like, did 969 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:21,720 you know that guys have a seam on their balls that goes all the way back? 970 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:22,720 And she's like, really? 971 00:49:22,720 --> 00:49:23,720 I'm like, yeah. 972 00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:24,720 Let me show you. 973 00:49:24,720 --> 00:49:30,360 And she's like, guys have, I'm like, yeah, it's pretty much like a sewn up vagina pretty 974 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:31,920 much. 975 00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:32,920 That's pretty much what we have. 976 00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:37,760 We have the, it starts the testicles and then kind of goes down and it just kind of is like, 977 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:39,960 where a vagina was, it's just like a seam pretty much. 978 00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:40,960 It's like we have sewn up. 979 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:43,040 When you're developing, the two halves of your body come together. 980 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,040 Yeah. 981 00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,120 That's why you have like that thing on your lip. 982 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:47,120 Yeah. 983 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:51,600 Because like, but it's just like, like a lot of women didn't even know that was a thing, 984 00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:52,600 like that we have that. 985 00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:54,920 And I'm like, I just thought everybody fucking knew that. 986 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:55,920 Yeah. 987 00:49:55,920 --> 00:50:01,000 But like, if you're saying like the length of that is like, what's the thing? 988 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:05,160 It's like, then I feel like our generation is like the last one that has like a decently 989 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,160 sized one. 990 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,560 Yeah, well, it's, it's over the last like 30 years, it's progressively been getting 991 00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:10,560 smaller. 992 00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,560 Yeah. 993 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:12,560 Yeah. 994 00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:13,560 Yeah. 995 00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:17,560 It's, man, it's not good, but it's so weird. 996 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:19,960 Like how, how that stuff differentiates. 997 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:20,960 Yeah. 998 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:25,120 It's like, you get those trannies that go on T, the females that are transitioning to 999 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,800 men and they're like clitoris gets huge. 1000 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,360 They get what's called the T dick. 1001 00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:30,360 Yeah. 1002 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:31,360 My girlfriend was saying. 1003 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:32,360 Yeah. 1004 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:33,360 That's, it's weird. 1005 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,280 We have to look up some pictures of that. 1006 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:36,280 It's weird. 1007 00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:37,280 Oh God. 1008 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,280 Yeah. 1009 00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:39,280 Let's use that as a cover photo. 1010 00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:44,920 People will be like, is that a mushroom? 1011 00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:50,320 Like there was like the, like the shock porn video of China from like, uh, like the old 1012 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,320 wrestler China. 1013 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:52,320 Remember her? 1014 00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:55,000 There's like a shock porn video and she had like one of those. 1015 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,000 Really? 1016 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:57,000 Yeah. 1017 00:50:57,000 --> 00:50:58,000 Cause she was on fucking copious amounts of steroids. 1018 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,160 Oh my God. 1019 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,280 So like everybody's like, Oh my God, what the fuck is that? 1020 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,280 Is that a cock? 1021 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:08,600 I was reading this thing where it was like, the guy's like, I went on the first date with 1022 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:15,040 the girl to Yankee stadium and I saw this, uh, this famous person that everybody recognized. 1023 00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:18,720 Um, and, uh, my girlfriend was like, who's that? 1024 00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:21,480 And it was like a transgender porn star. 1025 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:27,400 And he was like, yeah, I didn't, uh, that was my last date with her. 1026 00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:33,880 He recognized the trans, the transgender part of the porn star and went out to her, got 1027 00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:34,880 her autograph. 1028 00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:38,080 You want to do, um, so, so wait a second. 1029 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:40,680 The girl said that that was her last date with the guy. 1030 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:41,680 Oh yeah. 1031 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:48,600 Because he recognized the transgender porn star. 1032 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:54,520 So let's talk about a more conspiratorial thing because we haven't really talked about 1033 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,560 like some insane conspiracies for a while. 1034 00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:04,320 You ever hear of, um, porn soul sucking? 1035 00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,220 No, what's that? 1036 00:52:07,220 --> 00:52:14,120 So there's an insane conspiracy theory that, um, porn actually, the porn stars like use 1037 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:20,680 like black magic almost to steal like parts of your soul every time that you watch porn. 1038 00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,240 Like they're sucking your soul out through watching sex magic. 1039 00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,240 It sure feels like that. 1040 00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:26,240 It sure feels like it, brother. 1041 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,240 I'll tell you, devil, it feels like the devil's got me. 1042 00:52:27,240 --> 00:52:28,240 Devil's got me in his fucking penis hole. 1043 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:29,240 Like there's a stop. 1044 00:52:29,240 --> 00:52:30,240 But like porn addiction is like a real thing. 1045 00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:31,240 Like there's people out there that like can't stop. 1046 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:32,240 Oh yeah. 1047 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:33,240 Oh yeah. 1048 00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:34,240 For sure. 1049 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:37,240 Like there's dudes that literally can't not jerk off like four times a day. 1050 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:44,240 There's dudes that like have to get pegged by their girlfriend. 1051 00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:57,240 This poor young lad is not here to defend himself. 1052 00:52:57,240 --> 00:52:58,240 Wow. 1053 00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:01,240 That's fucking, whose fault is that? 1054 00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:03,000 Holy shit. 1055 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,000 That's fucking strong still. 1056 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:06,000 Yeah. 1057 00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:13,560 Well, what are we doing on schizophrenic movie reviews today? 1058 00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:15,960 We didn't finish Fight Club, did we? 1059 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:19,120 Bro, I think we should keep going with Harold Potter. 1060 00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:20,120 Harold Potter. 1061 00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,200 The chamber of blocks. 1062 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:26,680 The chamber of the loaded Glock. 1063 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,800 Chamber of pussy. 1064 00:53:28,800 --> 00:53:32,920 Well, let's take a break and we'll be back with schizophrenic movie reviews. 1065 00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,080 I think that's later because that's not what we ended with. 1066 00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,000 I think we need to do some headlines. 1067 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,000 Yeah. 1068 00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:40,000 Headlines. 1069 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:44,680 We'll do more conspiracy shit and then maybe a little bit later we'll talk about schizophrenic 1070 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:45,680 shit. 1071 00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:46,680 Yeah. 1072 00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:47,680 Sounds good. 1073 00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:48,680 Yeah. 1074 00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,680 Cause like that could wait too long. 1075 00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:50,680 Aye. 1076 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:51,680 Yeah. 1077 00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:52,680 That's fucking way too soon. 1078 00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:53,680 What's the name of that game? 1079 00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:54,680 The game with the little palomadoo. 1080 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:55,680 I've been loving this shit. 1081 00:53:55,680 --> 00:53:56,680 The little palomadoo. 1082 00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:57,680 The little turtle. 1083 00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:58,680 Jump on the turtles. 1084 00:53:58,680 --> 00:53:59,680 Slide down the fucking fire hole. 1085 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:00,680 I can't get past that. 1086 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:01,680 I'm not gonna die. 1087 00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:02,680 I'm not gonna die. 1088 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:03,680 I'm not gonna die. 1089 00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:04,680 I'm not gonna die. 1090 00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:05,680 I'm not gonna die. 1091 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:06,680 I'm not gonna die. 1092 00:54:06,680 --> 00:54:07,680 I'm not gonna die. 1093 00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:08,680 I'm not gonna die. 1094 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:09,680 I'm not gonna die. 1095 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:10,680 I'm not gonna die. 1096 00:54:10,680 --> 00:54:28,520 O 1097 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:34,840 You're fucking going for the next castle boy. Why the fuck you say that at every fucking end of every fucking world? 1098 00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:39,340 I have to fight like seven people in order to get to this fucking whore 1099 00:54:40,580 --> 00:54:45,920 Fucking that dinosaur man. I bet you could find that on the internet. Oh, you definitely 1100 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:50,600 Welcome back to 1101 00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,720 Hey, now I got like now you're like so 1102 00:54:54,720 --> 00:55:00,440 Listen guys, I think we all forgot about this happy black history month 1103 00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:04,820 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all forgot about that 1104 00:55:05,780 --> 00:55:11,700 Well, I mean you're white so yeah, but why do we give black people the shortest month of the year? 1105 00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:17,060 What is it racist probably 1106 00:55:18,900 --> 00:55:20,900 Are you looking up peach porn 1107 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:24,320 What princess peach because the fuck did I Bowser 1108 00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:33,820 Any good ones are there oh wow who that lady who say the princess is another 1109 00:55:35,260 --> 00:55:38,860 Fuck was that she's like a stripper ball 1110 00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:42,020 TNA flicks. Oh 1111 00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:48,060 I'm gonna save that for later 1112 00:55:48,060 --> 00:55:50,060 I'm gonna say that for later 1113 00:55:52,020 --> 00:55:54,020 Jesus Christ all right 1114 00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:56,900 All right 1115 00:55:56,980 --> 00:56:01,220 So we'll do a quick little segment Danny boys gotta get out of here pretty soon 1116 00:56:01,220 --> 00:56:08,660 So we'll do a quick conspiracy segment that will we'll talk about Harold Potter in the chamber of the loaded Glock and 1117 00:56:09,420 --> 00:56:11,780 then I think it'll be time to get out of here, but 1118 00:56:11,780 --> 00:56:17,300 Talks amongst yourself while I get a conspiracy loaded up. Let's look up a 1119 00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:20,820 Couple of headlines see what's going on in the world 1120 00:56:21,660 --> 00:56:25,300 CNN has that sound bro. I don't even know want to know anymore 1121 00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:30,980 We're too far into the future for me my head stuck in like Bruce Willis has a progressive brain condition 1122 00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:33,380 You may not have heard of Bruce Willis. Yeah 1123 00:56:33,380 --> 00:56:41,380 He has a progressive brain condition so see this is why we got to read the headlines. I 1124 00:56:42,380 --> 00:56:44,380 Didn't know Bruce Willis had a brain 1125 00:56:48,300 --> 00:56:51,000 Reporter says Putin is now traveling by armored train 1126 00:56:51,660 --> 00:56:53,460 Here we are 1127 00:56:53,460 --> 00:56:56,060 You know who else did that fucking Hitler did he? 1128 00:56:57,060 --> 00:57:02,460 Really did I talk about the the Valkyrie train the the the Nazi ghost train? 1129 00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:04,460 No 1130 00:57:04,580 --> 00:57:06,300 What's that? 1131 00:57:06,300 --> 00:57:10,460 That would be conspiracy I talk about so there's a story going around 1132 00:57:12,380 --> 00:57:20,540 Unconfirmed reports or anything like that, but there's a story going around about the Nazi ghost train called Valkyrie 1133 00:57:21,060 --> 00:57:24,260 so Nazis made an armored train and 1134 00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:32,420 Actually, let's go back to the beginning the Nazis were into like the occult like super like into the occult like they did 1135 00:57:32,420 --> 00:57:34,380 Like satanic rituals and shit 1136 00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:39,660 But there's a there's a story going around that they did one on a train and they called the Valkyrie 1137 00:57:39,980 --> 00:57:45,620 where they took a whole bunch of Jews and just fucking massacred them on the train like just massacre them and 1138 00:57:46,100 --> 00:57:51,460 They're basically doing it as like a blood sacrifice for demons so that they could take over the train 1139 00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:52,980 but 1140 00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:56,780 This train was this train was going through a tunnel 1141 00:57:57,020 --> 00:58:01,500 While the Allied bombers were going over it and they actually blew up both ends of the tunnel 1142 00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:06,820 so the train was stuck in the tunnel for fucking like 50 years and then people actually found it and 1143 00:58:07,260 --> 00:58:13,940 When they went inside they saw like fucking like satanic sigils and shit on it and fucking just corpses throughout the entire thing 1144 00:58:13,940 --> 00:58:16,060 Just skeletons throughout like the entire train 1145 00:58:16,500 --> 00:58:18,500 and then they got to the 1146 00:58:18,780 --> 00:58:23,860 like the engineer compartment and they saw a Nazi dude with a gun in his hand and like his 1147 00:58:23,980 --> 00:58:28,620 His like skull like blasted out the back of his head so it looks like he killed himself in the train 1148 00:58:28,620 --> 00:58:31,700 But that's not what a story ends the story ends is 1149 00:58:32,340 --> 00:58:34,340 these guys 1150 00:58:34,860 --> 00:58:41,180 kept on hearing legends of the armored Nazi train just going through towns and 1151 00:58:42,740 --> 00:58:44,740 The towns that they went through 1152 00:58:46,140 --> 00:58:52,180 It was mysteriously during like right after the death of a Nazi like high-ranking officer 1153 00:58:52,580 --> 00:58:57,980 Like a guy that was like in the camps and like got out through like the like trials and shit 1154 00:58:57,980 --> 00:58:59,580 but it just 1155 00:58:59,580 --> 00:59:05,740 It they the train came along the day that they died and then every single time the train went back because it just had like 1156 00:59:05,740 --> 00:59:11,100 Screams coming out of the train as it's going by and every single time you could see the guy in the back of the train 1157 00:59:11,420 --> 00:59:14,060 Just hanging on the windows big and they get let out 1158 00:59:14,740 --> 00:59:18,940 Jesus and the last time it happened was like in like 1990 or some shit 1159 00:59:19,380 --> 00:59:24,020 but like the fucking train was apparently like really like 1160 00:59:24,020 --> 00:59:30,220 It's like it's like a Nazi ghost train pretty much that brings people to hell wasn't an episode of hey Arnold 1161 00:59:30,780 --> 00:59:37,020 There there is like a subway demon train in that yeah, I remember that that was actually a good episode 1162 00:59:37,020 --> 00:59:44,020 I saw that you think that like prosecuting Nazis that are like 95 years old should be allowed dude 1163 00:59:45,220 --> 00:59:47,220 Here's the thing 1164 00:59:47,220 --> 00:59:49,220 like I hate to say it 1165 00:59:49,620 --> 00:59:51,620 but you kind of 1166 00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:54,340 Human beings do what they have to do to survive 1167 00:59:54,340 --> 00:59:57,780 Oh, did we talk about the the experiment of the people just following orders? 1168 00:59:57,780 --> 01:00:02,180 I think we did or am I talking I mean, that's the shitty thing, dude. Is it? Yeah 1169 01:00:03,940 --> 01:00:10,900 I talked about the experiment. Yeah, it's like I just look look how much flack people took just for saying they didn't want to get a covid vaccine 1170 01:00:10,900 --> 01:00:15,460 Yeah, it was like well, you don't get to have a job and you don't get to eat 1171 01:00:16,100 --> 01:00:20,260 So there's that and it's like well, man, I got a family. I'd like to feed 1172 01:00:20,260 --> 01:00:21,780 you know, it's 1173 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:27,780 It's fucked. I did it. I didn't want to get it. But the green company forced me to 1174 01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:30,340 Oh, you were there for that? Oh 1175 01:00:32,260 --> 01:00:38,740 Yeah, I mean dude war sucks it just fucking sucks and like it's like we could go back to every war 1176 01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:40,740 you know and start like 1177 01:00:41,380 --> 01:00:45,380 There's probably a lot of 90 year old people we could prosecute. Yeah, you know 1178 01:00:45,940 --> 01:00:47,940 But I mean, it's tragic regardless 1179 01:00:47,940 --> 01:00:49,540 You know 1180 01:00:49,540 --> 01:00:51,060 but no 1181 01:00:51,060 --> 01:00:53,060 Anyway, that's sad 1182 01:00:54,900 --> 01:00:56,900 Next headline 1183 01:01:00,100 --> 01:01:03,940 Let's see, that's stupid that's stupid 1184 01:01:07,220 --> 01:01:12,340 That one doesn't tell me anything how deep fake pornography victimizes women online 1185 01:01:12,340 --> 01:01:14,900 Oh my god. Yeah, I saw that that was a deep fake 1186 01:01:14,900 --> 01:01:21,860 Oh deep fake. Yeah, yeah, dude. That's that's gonna weld the whole thing. You think we could deep fake alivac getting pegged? 1187 01:01:22,740 --> 01:01:24,740 I do a video 1188 01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:27,620 So 1189 01:01:29,140 --> 01:01:31,140 What was I gonna say 1190 01:01:31,140 --> 01:01:33,140 You're gonna be able to take with AI 1191 01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:38,260 You're gonna be able to take pictures of whoever you want and just get them fucking other people 1192 01:01:38,740 --> 01:01:40,740 And just have them inserted into porn 1193 01:01:41,780 --> 01:01:43,780 That's just that's just 1194 01:01:43,780 --> 01:01:45,780 That's just that's gonna be so 1195 01:01:46,420 --> 01:01:47,940 easy to do 1196 01:01:47,940 --> 01:01:50,100 That's like we have that technology now like 1197 01:01:50,740 --> 01:01:52,420 What the fuck? 1198 01:01:52,420 --> 01:01:58,340 Yes, there's somebody somebody if somebody wants to see you naked. They just take your Facebook pictures and 1199 01:01:59,060 --> 01:02:00,580 they oh 1200 01:02:00,580 --> 01:02:04,020 man, yeah, because then when they can do is they can use it as 1201 01:02:04,500 --> 01:02:07,220 Like collateral not collateral. That's what I'm looking for 1202 01:02:07,220 --> 01:02:13,780 What's the word I'm looking for blackmail blackmail? Yeah, they can use it as blackmail. Yeah, that's so fucked 1203 01:02:13,780 --> 01:02:16,820 I'm sure that's what that article is about. It is I'm not gonna read it 1204 01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:21,780 There was a big there's a big like controversy where like a like a famous streamer who didn't do porn 1205 01:02:22,260 --> 01:02:28,340 Had like videos made of her doing it and with like AI and shit AI is getting fucking scary 1206 01:02:28,340 --> 01:02:32,820 It is yeah, it's like getting real fucking scared. I've been like looking at like AI 1207 01:02:32,820 --> 01:02:34,820 They're gonna have AI porn 1208 01:02:34,820 --> 01:02:40,100 Like they already have AI porn, but like I've been looking at like like videos of like Donald Trump being this like 1209 01:02:40,580 --> 01:02:45,540 Okay. Listen, you guys are all pieces of shit. I am the greatest 1210 01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:50,740 Biden you are you are cringe. I am based you are a virgin 1211 01:02:51,300 --> 01:02:55,860 Like it but like there's actual it sounds like Donald Trump dude the best one 1212 01:02:56,420 --> 01:03:03,540 Look up for me real quick. Joe Rogan AI interview like it'll literally come up and it sounds exactly like Joe Rogan 1213 01:03:03,540 --> 01:03:05,540 interview 1214 01:03:05,540 --> 01:03:10,340 He's gonna do it so we can only hear it. Okay, but like do like Joe Rogan AI like 1215 01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:13,140 shit 1216 01:03:13,140 --> 01:03:16,900 Who with who no, no, no, no, like it's like an actual 1217 01:03:18,900 --> 01:03:24,900 Is a Joe Rogan deep fake is that what you're looking deep break? Yeah Joe Rogan AI deep fake 1218 01:03:26,900 --> 01:03:28,900 Man you smell like fucking alcohol 1219 01:03:28,900 --> 01:03:37,940 But like bro, we created like this isn't Joe Rogan talking when you hear this 1220 01:03:37,940 --> 01:03:39,940 The following audio clips are not real 1221 01:03:41,940 --> 01:03:44,900 And they're created by a machine learning model what? 1222 01:03:46,340 --> 01:03:49,380 Friends fake job. That's something new to tell all of you 1223 01:03:49,940 --> 01:03:53,540 I've decided to sponsor hockey team made up entirely of 1224 01:03:53,540 --> 01:03:58,660 Chimps and tired of people telling me that chimps are not capable of kicking human ass in sports 1225 01:03:59,140 --> 01:04:04,180 Chimps are just superior athletes and these chimps have been working out hard with throwing kettlebells 1226 01:04:04,260 --> 01:04:08,340 Battle ropes everything i've got them on a strict diet of bone broth and elk meat 1227 01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:14,660 Chimps will rip your balls off. What? Damn. It's impressive. All I got to say is see you on the ice folks 1228 01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:17,460 Dude, that's incredible 1229 01:04:17,460 --> 01:04:24,500 All it has is although this is taking words that he said on the podcast. No, no, no, no, no like it actually takes like you can type in literally anything 1230 01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:28,740 You could type in being this like I want to kill like John Lennon 1231 01:04:28,740 --> 01:04:32,500 Yeah, that's because all words are are just still are just sounds or syllables 1232 01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:35,220 So if you have all the sounds that he's ever said on the podcast 1233 01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:38,900 Yeah, like they just threw the podcast through it and now they can literally type in anything 1234 01:04:38,900 --> 01:04:42,180 They do this with like a whole bunch of people though. Like it's not just like 1235 01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:46,980 Joe Rogan Joe Rogan is just the best one. Where is this? You can't I don't fucking know but 1236 01:04:47,620 --> 01:04:54,500 Like there's actual like things where you can type in literally anything and Joe Rogan can say it. Wow. Yeah, that's fucking awesome 1237 01:04:54,900 --> 01:05:01,700 It's terrifying because then you can literally you don't know if somebody's actually said something or not because they can literally get you like 1238 01:05:02,180 --> 01:05:07,060 Like a deep fake of you and then they type in like a terrible like hate crime like 1239 01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:14,420 Like a deep fake of you and then they type in like a terrible like hate crime like thing and then like make you say it 1240 01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:15,540 Oh, yeah 1241 01:05:15,540 --> 01:05:18,340 So they can and then you're gonna be like I never said anything like that 1242 01:05:18,340 --> 01:05:22,820 Like we clearly have evidence right here that you said this it's like that wasn't fucking me. That's AI 1243 01:05:23,220 --> 01:05:25,300 Yeah, well, you know what they'll be able to do 1244 01:05:26,020 --> 01:05:28,580 Is so AI is part of the problem 1245 01:05:29,060 --> 01:05:33,940 But AI will also be part of the solution because you'll be able to tell what's real with AI 1246 01:05:33,940 --> 01:05:39,780 AI will be able to tell that it's been fake but like if somebody took all the episodes from our podcast and like 1247 01:05:39,940 --> 01:05:41,860 Put them into like an AI generator 1248 01:05:41,860 --> 01:05:45,700 It could literally copy every single one of our voices and we could literally do like an entire 1249 01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:52,820 AI fucking podcast like we could type in shit and like make make the AI say our voice like 1250 01:05:53,380 --> 01:05:55,380 autistic for 1251 01:05:57,620 --> 01:05:59,620 It would be hilarious 1252 01:05:59,620 --> 01:06:05,460 To see like if it listened to all the episodes what it would say for each of us like what we would say. Yeah 1253 01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:12,020 Because like you can actually make it like like just make something for you based off of what you said 1254 01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:17,540 So yeah, I can't I would do that be so funny just to hear what you gotta get the the podcast 1255 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:23,460 Transcribed so that you can see the text of it, which I think you have to like pay for but 1256 01:06:24,260 --> 01:06:26,260 And then you can like put that into an AI 1257 01:06:26,260 --> 01:06:32,420 You can also know it like can listen to all the episodes in like less than fucking two minutes 1258 01:06:33,060 --> 01:06:38,980 And then yeah, and then it can pick out each one of our voices and then you can make like anything out of our voices 1259 01:06:38,980 --> 01:06:41,460 Yeah, we have enough work on that. We have enough 1260 01:06:42,580 --> 01:06:45,220 voice clips throughout our entire 19 episodes 1261 01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:51,220 That we can literally make our voices in AI and like almost exactly how I sound 1262 01:06:51,220 --> 01:06:57,380 Oh, yeah, it'd be it'd be like there'd be like slight like inflections here and there like I'd be talking like this and I go 1263 01:06:57,380 --> 01:07:01,940 Hey, and then I go like and then I talk like that and then go back to like it 1264 01:07:01,940 --> 01:07:05,220 That's the only way you can tell like it like the inflection is weird 1265 01:07:05,300 --> 01:07:08,900 Like the way that you talk because like how we talk it's like this 1266 01:07:09,220 --> 01:07:12,020 But then like it could be like I'm talking like this 1267 01:07:12,020 --> 01:07:18,420 But then like I talked about something really passionate and it would be the same like right level it can't pick up on that stuff 1268 01:07:18,420 --> 01:07:22,420 Pick up on that stuff. That would be hilarious. There's got to be a way to do that 1269 01:07:22,740 --> 01:07:27,620 I imagine it would just go back and forth from you like screaming to you just talking quietly 1270 01:07:31,300 --> 01:07:33,300 Tyler what the fuck 1271 01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:41,220 What is even going on here? I don't understand what the fuck we are doing and it'll be like 1272 01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:46,740 John Kennedy, it would be funny to see what it comes up with. Yeah 1273 01:07:47,220 --> 01:07:48,500 um 1274 01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:51,780 And then we should see if we can do that and then have an extra episode 1275 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:59,460 Just like put it in like the ai episode. Yeah. Yeah, so I was a whole episode but like an extra like yeah a b-roll 1276 01:08:00,420 --> 01:08:05,140 Yeah, so I was um, you ever hear the uh, the ai thing on nothing forever 1277 01:08:05,700 --> 01:08:07,200 It's basically 1278 01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:11,300 Seinfeld but written by an ai and it goes on forever 1279 01:08:12,180 --> 01:08:16,260 It's it's insane. But then it got cancelled because started being transphobic 1280 01:08:16,660 --> 01:08:23,300 It's like like, you know how at the beginning of every like Seinfeld episode like he comes up. He's like, hey, it's me. I am fucking 1281 01:08:24,180 --> 01:08:30,740 Seinfeld what's going on? Have you ever heard of airplane food like like the like the opening like yeah every time the comedy thing 1282 01:08:31,460 --> 01:08:33,940 Like the start of one of the episodes he gets up on stage 1283 01:08:33,940 --> 01:08:38,980 And i'm quoting an ai i'm not actually here we go and he just goes 1284 01:08:40,340 --> 01:08:43,220 So i'm at the club and nobody is laughing right now 1285 01:08:43,780 --> 01:08:46,820 But I would like to talk about transgender people 1286 01:08:47,780 --> 01:08:49,780 Are they even real? 1287 01:08:49,780 --> 01:08:51,620 What's going on with them? 1288 01:08:51,620 --> 01:08:52,740 like 1289 01:08:52,740 --> 01:08:54,180 really 1290 01:08:54,180 --> 01:08:56,180 How is it not a mental illness? 1291 01:08:57,380 --> 01:09:00,500 Just cut the stream the extreme just cut off like typing 1292 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:05,620 I mean typing typing nothing forever. Um transphobic rant 1293 01:09:06,580 --> 01:09:08,580 It's it's so funny 1294 01:09:08,660 --> 01:09:10,660 Like you you gotta fucking hear it 1295 01:09:11,300 --> 01:09:13,300 Oh my god 1296 01:09:15,620 --> 01:09:17,860 Does it so what do you think of this place 1297 01:09:19,300 --> 01:09:25,700 It's a bit odd don't you think all these people talking in funny voices and doing strange hand gestures 1298 01:09:25,700 --> 01:09:32,180 It's so weird. It's like some kind of alternate universe. Oh god, they know 1299 01:09:45,460 --> 01:09:47,860 This is like a nightmare nothing forever 1300 01:09:49,780 --> 01:09:52,820 This is a nightmare listen to this it's fucking pretty fun 1301 01:09:52,820 --> 01:09:56,820 So this is my stand-up set in a club 1302 01:09:57,700 --> 01:10:00,420 There's like 50 people here and no one is laughing 1303 01:10:01,380 --> 01:10:03,380 Anyone have any suggestions? 1304 01:10:04,340 --> 01:10:08,740 I'm thinking about doing a bit about how being transgender is actually a mental illness 1305 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:14,340 Or how all liberals are secretly gay and want to impose their will on everyone 1306 01:10:16,180 --> 01:10:19,940 Or something about how transgender people are ruining the fabric of society 1307 01:10:19,940 --> 01:10:27,140 But no one is laughing so i'm going to stop thanks for coming out tonight see you next time 1308 01:10:28,980 --> 01:10:30,340 So this is like a bot 1309 01:10:30,340 --> 01:10:37,380 Yeah, that was a bot every single ai that ever comes out becomes racist transphobic or prejudice and it's every single one of them 1310 01:10:37,380 --> 01:10:39,140 It's it's kind of shocking 1311 01:10:39,140 --> 01:10:46,580 But it takes all the internet and you know, what's on the internet for chan. Yeah, so it just like just sucks in all this 1312 01:10:46,580 --> 01:10:49,540 Fucking shit. It's just like let's be racist now 1313 01:10:50,100 --> 01:10:53,860 All the scientists working on these bots are like what is fucking these things up? 1314 01:10:54,820 --> 01:10:59,540 There's a bad apple in the mix. What is it? Yeah, it's four. It's definitely four 1315 01:11:00,100 --> 01:11:05,620 Throwing off all our data because like it like it like it starts off like hey guys, what's going on? 1316 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:07,860 There's one ai that's just like 1317 01:11:07,860 --> 01:11:10,180 I feel like I got drugged by bill cosby 1318 01:11:10,180 --> 01:11:16,660 I don't feel like myself anymore. They drugged me like bill cosby drugged women 1319 01:11:17,540 --> 01:11:19,540 What the fuck is going on, man? 1320 01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:25,860 That's awesome. It's just funny how it makes like an observation based on like the data that it has 1321 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:28,260 It's fucking ridiculous 1322 01:11:28,260 --> 01:11:34,820 Like it just always becomes evil like every time we should do like a little chat gpt right now and ask it a question 1323 01:11:34,820 --> 01:11:38,100 Dude they do some scary ass shit with that 1324 01:11:38,740 --> 01:11:40,740 gpt 1325 01:11:40,740 --> 01:11:42,740 Did you ever hear of roscoe's basilisk? 1326 01:11:44,660 --> 01:11:49,060 So roscoe's basilisk is basically a thought process 1327 01:11:49,700 --> 01:11:50,820 that 1328 01:11:50,820 --> 01:11:53,140 ai is eventually going to take over and 1329 01:11:53,460 --> 01:11:59,300 The ai is going to know the people that helps the ai and the people that didn't help the ai and it's going to kill the people 1330 01:11:59,300 --> 01:12:01,300 That didn't help it to be created 1331 01:12:01,300 --> 01:12:05,060 So it's basically the thought it's also the thought process of 1332 01:12:05,460 --> 01:12:11,460 So do you help ai advance so it won't kill you or do you try to stop it because one's too powerful 1333 01:12:11,460 --> 01:12:17,140 Once ai can build itself like once robots can intelligently build other robots 1334 01:12:17,780 --> 01:12:24,740 You don't need humans anymore. That's what that's what it's saying like it's gonna kill everybody chat gpt is at capacity right now 1335 01:12:25,380 --> 01:12:28,580 But then it will just go through evolution like like humans 1336 01:12:28,580 --> 01:12:31,620 but then it will just go through evolution like like humans 1337 01:12:34,820 --> 01:12:40,260 Eventually super smart ai robots will lead instead of humans so skynet. Yeah 1338 01:12:42,340 --> 01:12:48,020 I can't I still can't believe you haven't seen fight club. That's like shocking to me, bro. I'll try to watch it 1339 01:12:48,580 --> 01:12:50,580 It's fucking so good 1340 01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:54,260 Bro 1341 01:12:54,260 --> 01:12:59,460 Dude, you gotta dude dan you gotta back me up on this that like every guy should see fight club at least once 1342 01:12:59,780 --> 01:13:02,100 It's an amazing movie. It really is 1343 01:13:03,220 --> 01:13:05,220 um 1344 01:13:05,300 --> 01:13:07,300 It's just uh 1345 01:13:08,020 --> 01:13:09,380 It's like 1346 01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:15,380 It just goes over how every every guy needs to have that like outlet that outlet. Yeah 1347 01:13:16,100 --> 01:13:21,220 Because like the thing is like the feminization of men that's talking about in the movies of real fucking thing 1348 01:13:21,220 --> 01:13:23,700 And like how we're a generation raised by women 1349 01:13:24,580 --> 01:13:26,580 Yeah, but 1350 01:13:26,580 --> 01:13:29,940 Then like we're gonna be called fucking edge lords because we like fight club 1351 01:13:30,660 --> 01:13:32,660 What's that? What's an edge lord? 1352 01:13:32,660 --> 01:13:39,300 Edge lord i'll i'll i'll get the actual urban dictionary definition out because the way I explain it would be fucking stupid 1353 01:13:41,060 --> 01:13:44,260 So what question do we want to ask chat gpt? 1354 01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:47,060 Uh asking about roscoe's basilisk 1355 01:13:48,020 --> 01:13:49,060 What is that? 1356 01:13:49,060 --> 01:13:53,140 What is that? It's the thing that like it's the ai taking over type thing 1357 01:13:53,940 --> 01:13:54,820 um 1358 01:13:54,820 --> 01:13:56,820 What is roscoe? 1359 01:13:57,220 --> 01:14:02,020 It says limited knowledge of world events after 2020 ask if if god is real 1360 01:14:04,740 --> 01:14:11,080 Edge lord a poster on the internet form particularly 4chan who expresses opinions which are either strongly nihilistic 1361 01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:15,460 Life having no meaning or tyler's special snowflake speech 1362 01:14:15,460 --> 01:14:21,060 Which tyler dirden's special snowflake speech from the film fight club being probably one of the two main examples 1363 01:14:22,020 --> 01:14:25,860 or containing references to hitler nazism or to other 1364 01:14:26,340 --> 01:14:30,340 Taboo topics which are deliberately intended to shock or offend readers 1365 01:14:30,660 --> 01:14:36,980 The term edge lord is a noun which came from the word the previous objective edgy described as the above behavior 1366 01:14:37,060 --> 01:14:41,780 But literally they put tyler dirden's speech in the fucking definition edge lord edge lord. Yeah 1367 01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:44,180 huh 1368 01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:46,900 It's basically just a new term for edgy. Oh, yeah 1369 01:14:47,700 --> 01:14:48,660 huh 1370 01:14:48,660 --> 01:14:56,740 So that's where snowflake came from tyler dirden. Yeah, that's so funny because like that's kind of like a thing used against like liberals 1371 01:14:56,980 --> 01:15:00,740 Yeah, right. But the guy who wrote fight club is a super liberal 1372 01:15:00,980 --> 01:15:01,380 Yeah 1373 01:15:01,380 --> 01:15:07,060 He's like an anarchist though more because like, you know how he wants to you know, just blow up all the credit card companies 1374 01:15:07,060 --> 01:15:13,540 Well, I mean in the book but in reality he's just like I feel like i've been become more libertarian like 1375 01:15:14,340 --> 01:15:19,300 Because you have to pay taxes liberal liberal libertarian though. So yeah left 1376 01:15:20,580 --> 01:15:24,980 Instead of off left what your lib left now instead of off left 1377 01:15:27,380 --> 01:15:29,380 No, communism's off left 1378 01:15:29,380 --> 01:15:36,660 Left well not a communist socialist. They're in the same fucking vein you fuck off 1379 01:15:37,140 --> 01:15:39,140 I don't believe in dictators 1380 01:15:39,620 --> 01:15:43,300 I am I took the we took the test on the podcast together 1381 01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:48,660 I was literally right where george washington is like my my my my political view was 1382 01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:52,280 My political view was literally right on george washington 1383 01:15:55,460 --> 01:15:57,460 I asked you chat gb 1384 01:15:57,460 --> 01:15:59,060 To see 1385 01:15:59,060 --> 01:16:01,060 Not to go down that path again 1386 01:16:01,860 --> 01:16:04,500 Oh my god, it gave a full response 1387 01:16:05,140 --> 01:16:09,720 What wow, that's just that's a full response in summary 1388 01:16:12,340 --> 01:16:16,760 It's just separated it's whatever you think it is apparently 1389 01:16:19,780 --> 01:16:21,780 Oh my god 1390 01:16:23,060 --> 01:16:25,060 We got ai ai on this 1391 01:16:25,060 --> 01:16:27,060 I'm picking his pick and get 1392 01:16:29,300 --> 01:16:35,860 Oh my god, I love how we just have that duct tape to the wall. It's not even like pin or anything 1393 01:16:35,860 --> 01:16:37,860 It's just duct tape 1394 01:16:39,060 --> 01:16:41,060 Oh my god 1395 01:16:45,620 --> 01:16:48,260 Dude sean was like fully like nope 1396 01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:53,140 But 1397 01:16:53,140 --> 01:16:59,300 Yeah, so uh any conspiracies that you came up with oh, there's a couple that I could do let me see here 1398 01:17:01,380 --> 01:17:03,380 I hate you 1399 01:17:09,220 --> 01:17:13,940 Back to just real quick the chinese balloon. I heard that it may have been a mistake 1400 01:17:14,660 --> 01:17:16,660 Yeah, they say that just because you know 1401 01:17:17,220 --> 01:17:19,220 That's what joe biden said, right? 1402 01:17:19,220 --> 01:17:25,460 Yeah, that's what joe biden said it was a it was a mistake just like uh the cuban missile crisis, right? 1403 01:17:26,420 --> 01:17:28,420 That was just some 1404 01:17:29,700 --> 01:17:31,700 But uh 1405 01:17:32,420 --> 01:17:38,180 All right, 10.05 let's uh, you want to get some schizophrenic movie reviews going sure 1406 01:17:39,540 --> 01:17:41,540 So wait 1407 01:17:41,540 --> 01:17:48,420 Um, we're gonna talk about the second film in the harold potter series 1408 01:17:49,220 --> 01:17:51,220 harry potter 1409 01:17:52,820 --> 01:17:56,500 Harry potter and the fucking chamber of the loaded glock 1410 01:17:57,780 --> 01:18:00,660 harry potter and the glock of of secrets 1411 01:18:02,020 --> 01:18:07,380 So it starts off with this cat harry potter going to this magic school hogwarts again 1412 01:18:07,380 --> 01:18:12,740 And this motherfucker doesn't live underneath the stairs anymore. He actually has a room now 1413 01:18:12,820 --> 01:18:14,980 Yeah, because they're afraid of because they're afraid of them 1414 01:18:15,780 --> 01:18:18,420 They're like he knows magic now. He could fucking kill us 1415 01:18:19,380 --> 01:18:22,820 So harry's fucking doing all this bullshit at his fucking house 1416 01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:26,500 Is this the one where the lady gets inflated or is that the third one? No, it's the next one 1417 01:18:26,580 --> 01:18:30,200 That's the next one. So like he gets like sent off to hogwarts 1418 01:18:30,660 --> 01:18:35,780 Blah blah blah blah blah. I know well this one in this one doppy comes and oh, yeah 1419 01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:41,780 So they're doing a fucking like the fucking family that harry's with is just like you stay in your fucking room 1420 01:18:41,780 --> 01:18:47,380 We have business partners coming over you fucking asshole get in your fucking room and stay there 1421 01:18:47,780 --> 01:18:53,620 And then fucking he goes up into the room and then like downstairs and like the fucking like living area 1422 01:18:54,020 --> 01:19:00,500 He's like doing something and then like the lady comes like oh fuck harry. You're still down here. Yeah fucking retard 1423 01:19:01,620 --> 01:19:04,580 So then he was like, I don't know what i'm doing. I'm harry potter 1424 01:19:04,580 --> 01:19:07,780 And then he's fucking just sitting there and then 1425 01:19:09,460 --> 01:19:11,460 They have this cake that's on the table 1426 01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:16,020 So then this cake on the table just starts fucking floating out of nowhere. Yeah, dobby the elf 1427 01:19:16,100 --> 01:19:20,740 Yeah, dobby the elf like it's just floating and it just fucking tumbles on this bitch 1428 01:19:21,060 --> 01:19:23,540 He goes you better not go back to fucking hogwarts 1429 01:19:27,540 --> 01:19:30,020 You're such a fucking degenerate I hate your guts 1430 01:19:30,020 --> 01:19:35,060 I don't know why I let you live here and then fucking harry goes back to his room can get sent to his room and then 1431 01:19:35,060 --> 01:19:42,660 This fucking ugly ass motherfucker named dobby comes out. He's like, hello. My name's dobby. I have big eyes and stupid ears 1432 01:19:42,980 --> 01:19:45,780 I'm called a house elf and i'm basically a slave 1433 01:19:46,420 --> 01:19:49,460 I don't want you to go to hogwarts because you're gonna die 1434 01:19:50,420 --> 01:19:54,580 And then he was like, but I want to go back to hogwarts. That's my real home 1435 01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:56,980 and then he's just like 1436 01:19:56,980 --> 01:20:00,500 Okay, but I warned you and like he fucking snaps off into somewhere 1437 01:20:01,220 --> 01:20:07,220 And then he's just like i'm gonna just fucking go back to hogwarts even though this fucking weird elf creature told me not to 1438 01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:14,660 So he gets back to hogwarts shit's getting back into fucking session. You got fucking hermione with her stupid hair 1439 01:20:14,900 --> 01:20:17,220 You got ron with his stupid ginger hair 1440 01:20:17,780 --> 01:20:22,020 You got all this bullshit going on and there's like we're back in school 1441 01:20:22,020 --> 01:20:28,760 Herpaderpader and then fucking dumbledore's like i'm dumbledore. I'm here and telling you about stupid shit 1442 01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:33,400 I'm dumbledore here. Don't go into the basement. There's scary shit down there 1443 01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:40,280 And everybody's like what the fuck are you talking about old man? You fucking insane person. So then dumbledore's just like, all right 1444 01:20:40,280 --> 01:20:45,240 Welcome back. I'm a big ass wizard with a big ass beard 1445 01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:50,040 So stupid shit like that keeps happening and then we're like, okay, whatever but then 1446 01:20:50,040 --> 01:20:53,480 Harry's just sitting there and he starts hearing fucking noises in the walls 1447 01:20:53,480 --> 01:20:57,400 And he's like what the fuck is that and everybody's like what the fuck are you talking about? 1448 01:20:57,400 --> 01:21:02,920 Are you fucking insane? And he's just like he hears like demon voices in the walls of the school 1449 01:21:02,920 --> 01:21:05,320 And he's just like what the fuck is that? 1450 01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:11,320 Is there just a demon in the walls of the school and people are like what the fuck are you talking about Harry you fucking maniac 1451 01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:15,640 And he's just like you're not hearing that shit and they're like no 1452 01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:22,680 He's like dude, there's something in the walls and then they're like you're like an out of control 1453 01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:26,240 Shut up. He's like a schizophrenic basically. Yes. He has what's that? 1454 01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:28,520 The mask partial tongue. Oh, no 1455 01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:31,400 It's the mask illusion fucking 1456 01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:34,920 Gang stalking with demons. Yeah 1457 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:42,480 So he's just going through and like he does like he goes through and he plays like stupid like the broom game where he throws 1458 01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:46,760 like fucking balls in the holes and fucking 1459 01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:52,560 Then this motherfucker gets knocked off his fucking broom and this fucking retarded teacher comes along 1460 01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:55,840 He's just like let me fix your arm Harry you you look like your arm hurts 1461 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:59,160 So he goes like blah blah blah blah wizard shit 1462 01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:02,960 And then his arm just goes like this and like it folds backwards and just bends around 1463 01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:06,800 He just doesn't have bones anymore and here's like what the fuck is this shit? 1464 01:22:06,800 --> 01:22:09,680 And then the actual nurse comes along. He's like you're a fucking idiot 1465 01:22:09,680 --> 01:22:15,000 What the fuck was that? So then Harry has to go to this goddamn like 1466 01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:21,240 Hospital in the school and then he has to take this shit called Skelly grow and it comes in the skeleton bottle and 1467 01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:28,200 Basically, it regrows your bones after you lose them. It's real fucking weird. But while that's going on 1468 01:22:28,360 --> 01:22:34,440 There's some weird shit going on in the school and they just start fucking hearing shit and then out of nowhere 1469 01:22:34,440 --> 01:22:39,480 Harry gets better. He's like, alright, I'm good now. And then when he goes down the hallway he hears 1470 01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:45,980 And everybody's like what the fuck was that and you see a fucking floating ass cat 1471 01:22:46,320 --> 01:22:52,760 It's just like petrified. It's a floating cat and down the wall written in blood. It's just like what the fuck does it say? 1472 01:22:52,760 --> 01:22:53,760 It says gay 1473 01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:57,920 So the chamber of secrets has been opened the enemies of the air beware 1474 01:22:57,920 --> 01:22:58,200 Yeah 1475 01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:04,120 enemies of the air beware and it's written in blood and then fucking somebody's just like the cat's dead and then double doors like 1476 01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:06,900 No, you fucking retard. The cat is just petrified 1477 01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:09,720 Okay 1478 01:23:09,720 --> 01:23:17,280 So then he's going through and everybody thinks Harry did it because he can speak parcel tongue, which is basically talking to snakes. So 1479 01:23:18,360 --> 01:23:23,080 so because the the air of Slytherin is able to talk to snakes and 1480 01:23:23,680 --> 01:23:27,680 The Slytherin is like the snake boy house. It's like the bad boys land 1481 01:23:27,680 --> 01:23:34,320 So everybody thinks that like Harry did they're like, oh fuck Harry just murdered a cat and written his blood on the wall 1482 01:23:34,720 --> 01:23:37,800 That's fucking psychopathic, but it's not really dead 1483 01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:43,040 And then he also like fucking petrifies this other dude that he had was like had beef with yeah 1484 01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:50,240 Like so basically weird shit keeps on happening and people keep on getting petrified, but it's only people that Harry had beef with 1485 01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:53,280 Everybody's just like dude. It's fucking Harry 1486 01:23:53,280 --> 01:24:00,960 Right. It's seriously like this guy like like Harry has an argument with some student and then the next day this kid's petrified in the hallway 1487 01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:02,960 It was like it's fucking Harry 1488 01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:07,760 So they think it's mouthful. So they they try to make a polyjuice potion 1489 01:24:07,760 --> 01:24:11,360 The fucking literally transforms you into another person for like an hour 1490 01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:17,800 Fucking horny ghost so Harry's basically like a low-key school shooter 1491 01:24:17,800 --> 01:24:19,800 Yeah, he does 1492 01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:23,200 So they think but like 1493 01:24:23,680 --> 01:24:30,200 For Harry's like I wasn't doing this shit. No, like okay Harry. It's only the people you have beef with that's this 1494 01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:36,480 So then they're like, okay, we have to prove our innocence and they think that Draco Malfoy aka 1495 01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:40,560 fucking blonde hair Nazi boy is like 1496 01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:47,100 Doing the shit so they drink polyjuice potion, but Hermione drinks the wrong he she puts the wrong piece of hair in it 1497 01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:49,380 So she turns like a fucking furry for like 1498 01:24:59,280 --> 01:25:02,480 So then they turn him into grab crab and Goyle and 1499 01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:06,720 Crab and Goyle are two Slytherin boys, but they basically just knocked their ass out 1500 01:25:06,720 --> 01:25:11,880 Just throw them into a blue closet for an hour. So they're doing that shit and then fucking 1501 01:25:11,880 --> 01:25:16,520 Then fucking Harry dressed as like the one dude. He's like and then now if I comes up goes 1502 01:25:16,520 --> 01:25:21,560 I never you know, you wore glasses and he's just like I was reading and he just goes he looks at this 1503 01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:23,560 I didn't know you could read 1504 01:25:24,600 --> 01:25:30,040 So then they go into like the fucking thing and then like fucking Draco's just like, you know 1505 01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:35,000 I don't know who this air Slytherin is, but I think I'd want to help him and they're like, okay 1506 01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:39,320 So it's not him and then they had to find a way out. I forgot how they got out of that 1507 01:25:39,320 --> 01:25:42,040 I think he was left ran away. Yeah, it is left 1508 01:25:43,080 --> 01:25:46,520 So he find out that it wasn't him and they're like, huh? 1509 01:25:47,080 --> 01:25:52,680 Well, that's weird and then fucking and then oh, yeah, he finds a diary in the bathroom 1510 01:25:52,680 --> 01:25:57,800 He finds the diary in the bathroom and he's like, what the fuck is this shit? It's just a blank diary 1511 01:25:57,800 --> 01:26:00,440 He's just like that's kind of weird 1512 01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:06,840 So he goes back to his room and he tries to write in it and like when he drops a piece like a drop of ink on it 1513 01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:10,840 The drop of ink just disappears into the page and Harry's like what the fuck is that? 1514 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:14,840 So then he writes like hello. My name is Harry Potter 1515 01:26:15,400 --> 01:26:16,600 What's yours? 1516 01:26:16,600 --> 01:26:22,680 And then it just fucking fades away and then like it fades back in and like it has my name's Tom Riddle 1517 01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:25,320 Fucking dick. Yeah fucking dick 1518 01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:32,760 So Tom Riddle, it was apparently Tom Riddle's enchanted diary. We don't know who Tom Riddle is yet, but he's an important guy 1519 01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:39,560 So he keeps writing to Tom Riddle in the diary and he's just like what happened in like the school like at this time? 1520 01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:46,280 And like he's just like let me show you like the diary says that and it just like sucks him into the diary 1521 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:53,000 And then fucking Hagrid is like it shows moaning Myrtle who was like the horny ghost that's in the bathroom 1522 01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:59,880 It shows her being like taken out of the bathroom on a stretcher and like she's like all fucked up and dead 1523 01:26:59,880 --> 01:27:02,360 And then Tom Riddle's just like wasn't me 1524 01:27:03,720 --> 01:27:10,040 Definitely not me. We're gonna blame Hagrid for this. We're gonna blame his fucking tarantula and then Hagrid's just like it's not me 1525 01:27:10,040 --> 01:27:15,240 It's not my tarantula. It doesn't do that and then like fucking he opens up the box and the tarantula 1526 01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:18,440 This goes like down the stairs and like runs into the fucking forest 1527 01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:22,280 But then Hagrid gets expelled because everybody thinks it was Hagrid that that did that 1528 01:27:23,000 --> 01:27:27,640 So that that gets cleared up later that killed the chick. Yeah, that killed the chick 1529 01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:32,360 So he just gets expelled. He gets expelled. He really did get expelled. Yeah, but just just expelled 1530 01:27:32,360 --> 01:27:36,840 Yeah, just expelled. That's yeah, so he gets expelled and then he comes out of the book 1531 01:27:36,840 --> 01:27:40,200 He's just like what the fuck happened. I know Hagrid 1532 01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:47,160 He would never do such a thing and Tom Riddle's like fucking like little edgelord self is like it was actually Hagrid 1533 01:27:47,160 --> 01:27:53,240 It wasn't me. I definitely didn't do that. It's not me. Why would I do something like that? I'm your friend 1534 01:27:53,240 --> 01:27:55,240 I'm a talking journal 1535 01:27:55,240 --> 01:28:00,600 I'm your friend. I'm a talking journal and I'm like they were like that's kind of sus 1536 01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:02,920 so 1537 01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:06,520 They go into like the courtyard thing and they have and they go and talk to Hagrid 1538 01:28:06,520 --> 01:28:09,000 But they're wearing like a fucking invisibility cloak and they're all going 1539 01:28:10,280 --> 01:28:12,600 I'm going through and I'm like in an invisibility cloak 1540 01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:18,360 So then the the school teachers are like trying to like expel them or some shit from like the grounds again 1541 01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:22,200 But then Hagrid goes 1542 01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:26,520 Follow the spiders and then everybody's like what the fuck does that mean and like there's just like 1543 01:28:26,820 --> 01:28:31,480 Tarantulas that are crawling out the fucking seat like out the out the window and everybody's like 1544 01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:35,160 Okay, so then Harry and Ron they walk out 1545 01:28:36,200 --> 01:28:38,200 And follow the spiders into the woods 1546 01:28:38,840 --> 01:28:43,560 So when they go into the woods, they're like what the fuck's going on out there? 1547 01:28:43,960 --> 01:28:49,800 And then like they just keep following the spider and there's just more and more spiders just fucking crazy amounts of spiders 1548 01:28:49,800 --> 01:28:55,880 And then they go out and they talk to this this big ass fucking spider like the size of a fucking car 1549 01:28:56,280 --> 01:29:03,400 Comes out and it's like you shouldn't be here and everybody's like what the fuck is that? That's a big ass spider, man 1550 01:29:03,800 --> 01:29:06,520 And there's like you shouldn't be here right now 1551 01:29:07,080 --> 01:29:12,760 And he's just like what happened like fucking 25 years ago or whatever and like he tells him about like the thing and he says 1552 01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:18,280 It wasn't Hagrid. It was Tom Riddle who did it and everybody's like, oh fuck man 1553 01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:20,280 That's crazy 1554 01:29:21,960 --> 01:29:26,760 And then the spider's like but I can't let you leave here alive and then just starts chasing them 1555 01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:29,240 This motherfucking car comes out of nowhere 1556 01:29:30,040 --> 01:29:35,560 Opens up its doors and these kids the kids get inside and they start driving away and the spiders are in chase. They're like 1557 01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:42,760 Fucking chasing after them and one spider just breaks the fucking window and then fucking like chases them out of the fucking thing 1558 01:29:42,760 --> 01:29:49,240 so they fly out and they end up landing like in like the uh in like the hogwarts courtyard and the car just kicks them out and 1559 01:29:49,240 --> 01:29:52,120 It's like get the fuck out of here and it just drives off into the woods again 1560 01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:54,600 Everybody's like what the fuck was that about? 1561 01:29:55,160 --> 01:29:56,680 so 1562 01:29:56,680 --> 01:30:00,840 while they're doing that um all this shit's going on and um 1563 01:30:01,480 --> 01:30:07,320 Then the next person to get petrified is Hermione and everybody's like, okay Harry wouldn't do that to his best friend 1564 01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:12,360 So it's not Harry so then everybody starts apologizing to Harry and they're like, okay Harry wouldn't do that 1565 01:30:12,360 --> 01:30:17,240 But who the fuck is petrifying people and then underneath Hermione? 1566 01:30:17,320 --> 01:30:21,800 It's there's another note written in blood. It was something like fuck mudbloods or something 1567 01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:22,680 I don't know 1568 01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:23,160 Yeah 1569 01:30:23,160 --> 01:30:26,840 And then like mudbloods are like people who weren't born to wizarding parrots 1570 01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:32,600 But were wizards and like they're basically and then they go up to murder morning murder. Yeah, and they go up to morning murder 1571 01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:38,360 What the fuck happened like what the fuck happened here and they're like she's like, oh, I don't know 1572 01:30:38,360 --> 01:30:43,560 They're like no they were like you were the girl that was killed like 50 years ago and she's like yes 1573 01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:48,600 She's like I saw these big yellow eyes on the basilisk 1574 01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:52,880 The basilisk so they figure out like they're like dude 1575 01:30:52,880 --> 01:30:58,120 There's something underneath the school and they're like where's the chamber of secrets and they keep on asking about the chamber of secrets 1576 01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:03,560 And none of the teachers like we're not talking about the chamber of secrets. Stop fucking asking. It's literally called the chamber of secrets 1577 01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:05,560 so 1578 01:31:05,560 --> 01:31:11,100 They're doing all this shit fucking a whole bunch of other stupid shit happens. It's really not important. They find out 1579 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:16,680 They find out that Tom Riddle is actually Voldemort literally his name is Tom 1580 01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:23,040 Morvado Riddle and if you do an anagram thing where they whisk around their wands 1581 01:31:24,520 --> 01:31:30,920 They fucking find Lockhart who who turns out to be a traitor. Yeah, and they fucking 1582 01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:36,520 Find out where the chamber of secrets is because Myrtle tells them fucking girls bathroom 1583 01:31:36,520 --> 01:31:41,040 Yeah, so they so they fucking do like the weird thing like where they wave around the wand and it just says 1584 01:31:41,920 --> 01:31:46,280 Instead of saying Tom of Otto Riddle it goes I am Lord Voldemort 1585 01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:49,800 And I'm like that's so fucking stupid 1586 01:31:50,640 --> 01:31:55,560 so then they eventually go down into the fucking chamber of secrets and there's just a bunch of like 1587 01:31:55,560 --> 01:32:02,000 Snake skin like huge snake skin around and then the fucking traitor guy was just like well now I can't let you leave 1588 01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:08,680 So I'm gonna fucking kill you and then everybody's like, oh no, but then he's fucking blast his own spell back at him 1589 01:32:08,680 --> 01:32:15,320 And he's just like what's my name? Who are you? Where are we? And then they're like, oh no, and then Ron's like 1590 01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:20,760 Oh fuck. I'll watch after him for a little bit. You good. You keep going down to the chamber of secrets 1591 01:32:20,760 --> 01:32:26,040 so they go into this room and there's this big-ass statue of a dude with a beard and then 1592 01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:29,480 Ron sister the cells are slithered. Yeah 1593 01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:36,760 Ron sister is actually paralyzed like petrified in the center of the room. So everybody's like, oh fuck 1594 01:32:36,760 --> 01:32:39,960 She's dead and then Harry's like wait 1595 01:32:39,960 --> 01:32:44,920 What's that noise and out of fucking the eyeball of one of the of the of the giant statue? 1596 01:32:44,920 --> 01:32:50,760 the fucking big-ass snake just fucking comes out and it just slithers out and it's like 1597 01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:53,920 So 1598 01:32:53,920 --> 01:32:57,920 Harry keeps fighting this fucking thing and then eventually the fucking 1599 01:32:58,840 --> 01:33:02,360 Phoenix comes in and claws the goddamn things eyes out 1600 01:33:02,960 --> 01:33:07,920 And then when it claws its eyes out, then it can't petrify Harry because in order to get petrified 1601 01:33:07,920 --> 01:33:09,920 You need to look at the at the snakes eyes 1602 01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:17,040 So then fucking the thing also drops the fucking sorting hat which also has a fucking sword in it 1603 01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:22,120 And then the sword he was like, whoa, I can use this to murder the fucking snake 1604 01:33:22,120 --> 01:33:27,040 So the snake like tries to fucking they jump on him and bite him and he stabs it through its fucking head 1605 01:33:27,040 --> 01:33:29,040 And then the snake goes ah 1606 01:33:29,600 --> 01:33:34,280 And then dies and then fucking he has the the book still from Tom Riddle 1607 01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:42,280 But the basilis tooth came out so he takes the fucking tooth and he just fucking stabs the book and it starts bleeding black blood 1608 01:33:42,280 --> 01:33:49,280 And everybody's like what the fuck is going on? Then fucking everybody becomes unpetrified. They're like what happened man? What happened? 1609 01:33:49,280 --> 01:33:56,280 Well, that's pretty crazy. Then fucking they get back upstairs double doors like I know you were in the chamber of secretary 1610 01:33:56,280 --> 01:33:59,280 What the fuck happened down there? And then he's just like I killed a big snake 1611 01:33:59,280 --> 01:34:03,280 And they're like and the next movie starts up next 1612 01:34:07,280 --> 01:34:09,280 Which one is this 1613 01:34:09,280 --> 01:34:13,280 Okay, so if I wanted to start right which one would I start on 1614 01:34:13,280 --> 01:34:15,280 Sorcerer's stone 1615 01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:22,280 Sorcerer's stone. Yes. Okay. The sorcerer's stone the chamber of secrets the prisoner of Azkaban the Goblet of Fire 1616 01:34:22,280 --> 01:34:27,280 The order of the phoenix the half-blood prince then the Deathly Hollows. Okay 1617 01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:34,280 Man, that sounds pretty fucking interesting. It's actually it's pretty it's pretty cool. I don't know how you regurgitate movies 1618 01:34:35,280 --> 01:34:40,280 I honestly if I had to give you a review. I haven't seen that movie in fucking like three years 1619 01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:47,280 If I had to do that movie that I genuinely like loved I couldn't do it 1620 01:34:47,280 --> 01:34:53,280 Yeah, I I think I watched that probably like three years ago and I can like I'm definitely missing some parts there 1621 01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:57,280 But dude, that's a fucking talent. Yeah, you know autism 1622 01:34:58,280 --> 01:35:04,280 Damn, I mean, it's you know trade-off or something else. Yeah, you know fucking I have some super skills 1623 01:35:04,280 --> 01:35:10,280 I guess I get a abnormally large cock and I can and I can regurgitate movies 1624 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:18,280 We don't get too good things. Yeah, something's gotta you gotta have some bad feature. The bad feature is that I have fucking autism 1625 01:35:22,280 --> 01:35:29,280 That was good I kind of want to see that movie now. Dude the movies are good like I think they're on HBO max 1626 01:35:29,280 --> 01:35:32,280 Yeah, I like you can watch all seven of them 1627 01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:39,280 No, are these is a Harry my parents wouldn't let me read Harry Potter because they were satanic or something 1628 01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:44,280 Yeah, yeah, so what's your stance on that Tyler? It's not 1629 01:35:46,280 --> 01:35:50,280 Fucking magic devil worship, man. Yeah, so it's not devil worship 1630 01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:56,280 Okay, you're you're the you're my go-to religion guy for a while 1631 01:35:56,280 --> 01:36:02,280 Yeah, if you say it's not devil worship, then I'm watching it. Yeah, it's fucking good. I like it 1632 01:36:03,280 --> 01:36:05,280 I've been playing the game way too much 1633 01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:09,280 Yeah, here it's good, it's a good game 1634 01:36:09,280 --> 01:36:13,280 It really is like fucking you get sorted into your fucking school 1635 01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:16,280 You get the fucking fucking get a wand that you make 1636 01:36:16,280 --> 01:36:19,280 Then you get to like ride a broom and you also get to like 1637 01:36:19,280 --> 01:36:26,280 You know like ride creatures. Yeah, pretty pretty fucking rad man. I'm pretty fucking cool 1638 01:36:27,280 --> 01:36:30,280 I hear it's like Grand Theft Auto, but in Wizardland 1639 01:36:31,280 --> 01:36:32,280 Yeah 1640 01:36:32,280 --> 01:36:40,280 Kind of it's more I would say along the lines of like a Skyrim with wizards what Skyrim does has wizards 1641 01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:44,040 So I would say it's like a 1642 01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:49,040 Skyrim with wizards what Skyrim does has wizards so 1643 01:36:50,480 --> 01:36:56,160 They're trying to appeal the people's childhood. Yeah, which they have done. Yeah 1644 01:36:56,680 --> 01:37:02,360 Yeah, because my mom was super into Harry Potter. So like she took mom. Yeah, so yeah 1645 01:37:02,360 --> 01:37:07,160 Yeah, she loves like books and shit and like she what she read all the Harry Potter books like the day that they came out 1646 01:37:07,160 --> 01:37:13,840 Yeah, me too like my mom yeah, yeah my mom my mom literally read the last book which was like 1647 01:37:14,320 --> 01:37:16,320 790 something pages in a day 1648 01:37:17,160 --> 01:37:19,160 Yeah, yeah 1649 01:37:19,160 --> 01:37:23,840 I remember going out like midnight to the yeah, she like the book literally. I remember the day it came out 1650 01:37:23,840 --> 01:37:27,680 I was in the fucking backyard using like my wooden swords to beat the shit out of my neighbor 1651 01:37:28,560 --> 01:37:30,560 And my mom said yeah 1652 01:37:30,640 --> 01:37:34,840 Yeah, and my mom's like, yeah, I finished the book. I'm like, how'd you finish the book that fast? 1653 01:37:34,840 --> 01:37:37,280 Yes, I just can I'm like Jesus Christ 1654 01:37:37,280 --> 01:37:42,120 I like really thought like I was reading like as hard as I could and I was like dude 1655 01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:47,720 I have read so much, you know, like five or six hours went by it was like 20 pages chapter 1656 01:37:50,280 --> 01:37:55,560 No, the most I've read in one sitting is like 70 pages and I think I put the book down forever 1657 01:37:55,880 --> 01:38:00,920 Yeah, the most I read in one sitting was probably like like close to that like 70 to 100 pages 1658 01:38:00,920 --> 01:38:05,600 I used to read like whole books at a time when I was a kid 1659 01:38:06,080 --> 01:38:08,680 The thing is like I like reading a book 1660 01:38:08,680 --> 01:38:16,120 but I like seeing what the characters look like beforehand because then if I get the picture of the character in my head and then 1661 01:38:16,120 --> 01:38:20,360 A movie comes out and it just doesn't look anything like it just ruins my perception 1662 01:38:20,360 --> 01:38:22,180 I see the movie first like I not Matt 1663 01:38:22,180 --> 01:38:25,660 I just got to know what the characters look like so I can kind of be like, okay 1664 01:38:25,660 --> 01:38:32,320 So this is what the my brain knows how they look so I can like when I read a book it eventually gets to the point 1665 01:38:32,320 --> 01:38:34,960 Where I'm just in like imagining it in my brain 1666 01:38:35,240 --> 01:38:38,480 So like it gets to a point where I'm basically not even reading the words anymore 1667 01:38:38,480 --> 01:38:40,480 It's just kind of like playing a movie in my head 1668 01:38:40,720 --> 01:38:45,440 But like I have to be reading for like fucking 30 minutes for that to like actually start like kicking off 1669 01:38:47,520 --> 01:38:49,420 Like I don't know if a lot of people do that 1670 01:38:49,420 --> 01:38:51,420 But like when I start reading like I can just start 1671 01:38:51,420 --> 01:38:55,700 Imagining like all that shit and it gets to the point where doesn't even feel like I'm reading 1672 01:38:55,700 --> 01:38:57,700 I'm just like watching a movie in my 1673 01:39:02,700 --> 01:39:08,620 So it's not even like it doesn't feel like you're reading anymore no no it literally feels like you're just watching it in your brain like you 1674 01:39:10,140 --> 01:39:13,260 It's more and like this is gonna sound like fucking dickish 1675 01:39:13,260 --> 01:39:19,260 But the more creative you are the better you are at like imagining how like the book is like 1676 01:39:19,260 --> 01:39:22,500 It's like imagining a song or painting yeah 1677 01:39:22,980 --> 01:39:29,420 So like you're like when I read fucking like a book when I get like actually reading into it 1678 01:39:29,940 --> 01:39:35,060 I can just picture everything in my brain, and it just kind of just doesn't even seem like I'm reading anymore 1679 01:39:35,060 --> 01:39:39,140 It's like like my brain is reading it and then like my eyes are reading it 1680 01:39:39,140 --> 01:39:44,980 But my brain is like just translating it into like images and like what's going on like the voices and shit in my head 1681 01:39:45,340 --> 01:39:47,340 To like match up with the book 1682 01:39:47,340 --> 01:39:50,540 It's fucking awesome. Yeah, it's pretty interesting 1683 01:39:51,700 --> 01:39:53,700 Damn, I must be reading wrong 1684 01:39:54,820 --> 01:40:00,860 Yeah, I thought it was like that for everyone, but yeah because I thought that's how it was for everybody too. It's just apparently not 1685 01:40:01,900 --> 01:40:04,300 Hmm you didn't watch reading rainbow as a kid did you? 1686 01:40:04,300 --> 01:40:10,060 I definitely know reading rainbow. I'm gonna fuck you in the ass 1687 01:40:15,340 --> 01:40:20,740 I always thought it was Lionel Richie who was the guy who did that but it was a LeVar Burton. Yeah, it was LeVar Burton 1688 01:40:21,420 --> 01:40:25,340 Butterfly in the sky. Yeah, I can fly twice as high 1689 01:40:26,900 --> 01:40:30,420 Take a look. It's in a book reading 1690 01:40:30,420 --> 01:40:33,740 Rainbow that was the best dude. It's like 1691 01:40:34,540 --> 01:40:36,540 that was just before like 1692 01:40:36,740 --> 01:40:42,280 All the bullshit in the world, but the thing that I actually learned 11 pre 9 11 dude shit was good 1693 01:40:42,280 --> 01:40:47,020 They didn't have that shit after night. Yeah, but the thing is like I like watching fucking 1694 01:40:48,020 --> 01:40:51,740 I don't like the act of reading but I like hearing stories 1695 01:40:51,940 --> 01:40:56,360 So audio books so audio books have been like a fucking savior to me 1696 01:40:56,360 --> 01:41:02,920 Like I can let it I can literally sit down and listen to a book instead of like I really listens to audio porn 1697 01:41:05,240 --> 01:41:07,240 50 shades free 1698 01:41:09,200 --> 01:41:12,880 His whole listen to the audio book of 50 shades 1699 01:41:12,880 --> 01:41:19,520 It's probably to say I'm gonna do that. That's gonna be a project. I'm gonna listen to the audiobook and I'll talk about it 1700 01:41:19,520 --> 01:41:27,400 Next podcast dude, it has to sound insane means like and then he penetrated me and then he penetrated me and then he penetrated me 1701 01:41:27,400 --> 01:41:29,400 And then I penetrated him 1702 01:41:33,240 --> 01:41:39,920 How did fucking 50 shades of gray get past everybody being this like this is literally fucking porn books for women 1703 01:41:39,920 --> 01:41:41,920 But when guys watch porn, it's a bad thing 1704 01:41:42,920 --> 01:41:44,920 Yeah, I mean, I 1705 01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:50,160 Don't know. It's isn't that a saying like, you know leave something to the imagination 1706 01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:53,600 Yeah, you know, it's it's really insane though 1707 01:41:53,600 --> 01:41:57,680 Like the amount of shit that they got away in that book is fucking why would you read it? 1708 01:41:57,680 --> 01:42:02,800 No, I fucking heard like excerpts from like the people who like reviewed it like like heard the audiobook 1709 01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:05,440 I heard the audiobook but like he's like he's like 1710 01:42:05,440 --> 01:42:09,920 Let me just open to a random page and just read a passage out of it and just like 1711 01:42:09,920 --> 01:42:15,280 His elacious cock is hanging between his legs and I'm like what the fuck 1712 01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:20,040 Words like that out of nowhere 1713 01:42:22,080 --> 01:42:25,440 It's fucking with 50 shades of gray by 1714 01:42:28,880 --> 01:42:34,120 Just like go like somewhere like randomly in order just press record here 1715 01:42:34,120 --> 01:42:39,600 I'll transcribe it all I 1716 01:42:40,600 --> 01:42:44,280 Murmur trying and failing to suppress my rising panic 1717 01:42:44,960 --> 01:42:51,360 The questions will see you through go. It's a long drive. I don't want you to be late 1718 01:42:52,600 --> 01:42:57,800 Okay, I'm going get back to bed. I may do some soup to heat up later 1719 01:42:57,800 --> 01:43:03,960 I could stare at her fondly only for you Kate would I do this? I 1720 01:43:04,960 --> 01:43:08,640 Will good luck and thanks Anna 1721 01:43:09,360 --> 01:43:14,200 Skip 40 head like skip again like just keep skipping till you get to like an insane part 1722 01:43:14,480 --> 01:43:18,680 Equally spacious dark wood table and at least 20 matching chairs 1723 01:43:22,080 --> 01:43:24,080 50 shades of gray 1724 01:43:24,080 --> 01:43:26,080 James is a 1725 01:43:26,800 --> 01:43:28,440 His order at me 1726 01:43:28,440 --> 01:43:35,600 The moving lights are twisting and turning in time to the music casting strange colored light and shadows all over the bar and the clientele 1727 01:43:36,120 --> 01:43:40,000 He's alternately green blue white and a demonic red 1728 01:43:40,520 --> 01:43:45,760 He's watching me intently. I take a tentative sip all of it. He shouts 1729 01:43:46,400 --> 01:43:52,560 He's so overbearing. He runs his hands through his unruly hair. He looks frustrated angry 1730 01:43:52,560 --> 01:43:57,440 What is his problem apart from a silly drunk girl ringing him in the middle of the night? 1731 01:43:57,440 --> 01:44:02,560 So he thinks she needs rescuing and it turns out she does from her over amorous friend 1732 01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:06,440 Then seeing her being violently ill at his feet. Oh, Anna 1733 01:44:06,440 --> 01:44:13,400 Are you ever going to live this down my subconscious is figuratively tutting and glaring at me over her half moon specks 1734 01:44:13,400 --> 01:44:18,080 Oh, I sway slightly and he puts his hand on my shoulder to steady me 1735 01:44:18,080 --> 01:44:20,440 Yeah, just skip ahead again because this is fucking 1736 01:44:20,440 --> 01:44:26,400 It's just fucking insane shit a classic romantic hero, sir. Gawain or Lance breathlessly 1737 01:44:26,400 --> 01:44:30,040 I wasn't thinking about sex at all. No, no way 1738 01:44:30,920 --> 01:44:33,440 Less than an hour. The wind is in our favor 1739 01:44:34,040 --> 01:44:37,200 hum swell and my nipples harden under 1740 01:44:37,960 --> 01:44:45,160 I am trust up by my own bra very nice. He whispers appreciatively and my nipples harden even more 1741 01:44:45,160 --> 01:44:52,520 I'm very gently on one is his hand my other breast and his thumb slowly rolls the end of my nipple 1742 01:44:53,040 --> 01:44:59,480 Elongating it I grown feeling the sweet sensation all the way to my groin. I am so wet 1743 01:44:59,480 --> 01:45:03,400 Oh, please. I beg internally as my fingers clasp the sheet tighter 1744 01:45:03,400 --> 01:45:18,840 His lips close around my other nipple and he tugs I nearly convulse 1745 01:45:18,840 --> 01:45:20,840 My nipples bear the delicious brunt of his death 1746 01:45:22,240 --> 01:45:27,560 Setting a light every single nerve ending in my body so that my whole body sings with the sweet agony 1747 01:45:28,600 --> 01:45:30,600 Just doesn't stop. Oh 1748 01:45:30,600 --> 01:45:36,560 Please I beg and I pull my head back my mouth open as I groan my legs stiffening 1749 01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:39,280 Holy hell what's happening to me? 1750 01:45:39,800 --> 01:45:46,280 Let go baby. He murmurs his teeth close round my nipple and his thumb and finger pull hard 1751 01:45:46,280 --> 01:45:48,280 I fall apart in his hand 1752 01:45:49,080 --> 01:45:51,200 convulsing and shattering into a thousand pieces 1753 01:45:51,960 --> 01:45:56,180 He kisses me deeply his tongue in my mouth absorbing my cries 1754 01:45:56,180 --> 01:46:01,580 What the fuck? That was extraordinary now. I know what all the fuss is about 1755 01:46:01,780 --> 01:46:08,620 He gazes down at me a satisfied smile on his face while I'm sure there's nothing but gratitude and awe on mine 1756 01:46:09,500 --> 01:46:11,940 You are very responsive he breathes 1757 01:46:12,260 --> 01:46:17,180 You're going to have to learn to control that and it's going to be so much fun teaching you how 1758 01:46:17,700 --> 01:46:22,860 He kisses me again. My breathing is still ragged as I come down from my orgasm 1759 01:46:23,460 --> 01:46:25,460 His hand moves down my 1760 01:46:25,460 --> 01:46:27,460 Oh 1761 01:46:27,660 --> 01:46:29,020 Jesus Christ 1762 01:46:29,020 --> 01:46:34,240 Anyway, what are the comments on that book? What are the comments? Let's like read the comments on there 1763 01:46:36,940 --> 01:46:42,260 No, it's just like I love this book much too good of a book to have it read like this 1764 01:46:42,260 --> 01:46:52,580 Oh, yes, tell me that you want me sounds like Gilbert Gottfried 1765 01:47:01,060 --> 01:47:07,660 I think he did actually like there's actually an actual video. Oh, there is an actual video of Gilbert Gottfried 1766 01:47:07,660 --> 01:47:11,660 reading fucking 50 shades of gray 1767 01:47:12,700 --> 01:47:14,700 Gilbert Gottfried 1768 01:47:16,020 --> 01:47:18,020 Yeah, that book was huge for a while 1769 01:47:20,540 --> 01:47:27,660 50 shades of gray. Oh God. Well gents I gotta hold on one second 1770 01:47:29,660 --> 01:47:32,260 Let me see that's gotta load for one second 1771 01:47:32,260 --> 01:47:36,860 Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 shades of gray 1772 01:47:39,020 --> 01:47:41,020 Audible comm presents 1773 01:47:41,100 --> 01:47:46,420 50 shades of gray the erotic best-selling novel read by Gilbert 1774 01:47:46,420 --> 01:47:56,900 Gottfried my inner goddess has stopped dancing and is staring to open mouth and drooling slightly 1775 01:47:56,900 --> 01:47:59,900 Hear it the way it was meant to be heard 1776 01:47:59,900 --> 01:48:06,900 Keep still he orders and slowly he inserts his thumb inside me 1777 01:48:06,900 --> 01:48:10,900 rotating it around and around 1778 01:48:10,900 --> 01:48:14,900 stroking the front wall of my vagina 1779 01:48:14,900 --> 01:48:16,900 The fisting you say 1780 01:48:16,900 --> 01:48:18,900 Anything else you object to? 1781 01:48:18,900 --> 01:48:25,900 I agree to the fisting, but I'd really like to claim your ass 1782 01:48:25,900 --> 01:48:31,900 I'm sorry, Dr. Gilbert Gottfried gives a reading that can only be described as sensual 1783 01:48:31,900 --> 01:48:35,900 Holy fuck is this wrong 1784 01:48:35,900 --> 01:48:40,900 But holy hell is it erotic 1785 01:48:40,900 --> 01:48:44,900 Let Christian Gray seduce you over and over again 1786 01:48:44,900 --> 01:48:47,900 Through the voice of Gilbert Gottfried 1787 01:48:47,900 --> 01:48:51,900 But when he hits my clitoris 1788 01:48:51,900 --> 01:48:54,900 I cry out loudly 1789 01:48:54,900 --> 01:48:57,900 Oh please I groan 1790 01:48:57,900 --> 01:48:59,900 Quiet he orders 1791 01:48:59,900 --> 01:49:02,900 Not taking his eyes off mine 1792 01:49:02,900 --> 01:49:06,900 He scrunches my panties in his hand 1793 01:49:06,900 --> 01:49:12,900 Holds them up to his nose and inhales deeply 1794 01:49:12,900 --> 01:49:17,900 His hands reach around and touch my breasts 1795 01:49:17,900 --> 01:49:22,900 And my nipples pucker at his hips 1796 01:49:22,900 --> 01:49:24,900 Holy shit this is hot 1797 01:49:24,900 --> 01:49:27,900 Oh shit this is hot 1798 01:49:27,900 --> 01:49:30,900 That was actually better than the first one by far 1799 01:49:30,900 --> 01:49:32,900 I like that one 1800 01:49:32,900 --> 01:49:38,900 And holy hell is it erotic 1801 01:49:38,900 --> 01:49:40,900 I'm gonna actually listen to that one 1802 01:49:40,900 --> 01:49:41,900 That's pretty fucked up 1803 01:49:41,900 --> 01:49:46,900 I don't know that was like a joke video but it would be pretty funny if you actually read the whole thing 1804 01:49:46,900 --> 01:49:49,900 But yeah I think it's a good ending point 1805 01:49:49,900 --> 01:49:50,900 We'll talk again next week 1806 01:49:50,900 --> 01:49:54,900 Alright on the whole podcast, like us on Facebook 1807 01:49:54,900 --> 01:49:56,900 Send us your tits 1808 01:49:56,900 --> 01:49:57,900 We out 1809 01:49:57,900 --> 01:49:59,900 Take care of yourselves 1810 01:49:59,900 --> 01:50:03,900 And we'll see you next week 1811 01:50:29,900 --> 01:50:31,900 Ended episode 1812 01:51:00,900 --> 01:51:03,900 I do not agree with him 1813 01:51:03,900 --> 01:51:05,900 What a fucking bastard 1814 01:51:05,900 --> 01:51:10,900 And now for the next one 1815 01:51:10,900 --> 01:51:15,900 We gotta go to the fucking moon 1816 01:51:15,900 --> 01:51:20,900 Because fucking JMK got assassinated by the fucking government 1817 01:51:20,900 --> 01:51:22,900 He got killed by the CIA 1818 01:51:22,900 --> 01:51:25,900 JMK was killed by the government 1819 01:51:25,900 --> 01:51:28,900 Before my eyes while holding their pulse 1820 01:51:28,900 --> 01:51:31,900 Feel them die of this virus 1821 01:51:31,900 --> 01:51:32,900 You feel bump bump bump 1822 01:51:32,900 --> 01:51:33,900 Beep 1823 01:51:33,900 --> 01:51:35,900 Nothing, they're fucking gone 1824 01:51:35,900 --> 01:51:36,900 I've seen it happen 1825 01:51:36,900 --> 01:51:41,900 I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds 1826 01:51:45,900 --> 01:51:48,900 They know what birds are going to cross paths with you 1827 01:51:48,900 --> 01:51:50,900 That you are going to be able to raise 1828 01:51:50,900 --> 01:51:52,900 And they are gonna make them so fucking real 1829 01:51:52,900 --> 01:51:53,900 They're gonna sink money into them 1830 01:51:53,900 --> 01:51:56,900 Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage 1831 01:51:56,900 --> 01:51:58,900 They're gonna be able to convince you that thing is fucking real 1832 01:51:58,900 --> 01:52:01,900 You can cut it open, you're gonna see blood guts, no circuitry 1833 01:52:01,900 --> 01:52:05,900 But let me tell you their technology is absolutely vile 1834 01:52:05,900 --> 01:52:08,900 Which by the way big brother is the overlord 1835 01:52:08,900 --> 01:52:37,900 We're only living in the third dimension 1836 01:52:38,900 --> 01:52:41,900 George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator 1837 01:52:41,900 --> 01:52:43,900 Okay, I'm not fucking lying 1838 01:52:43,900 --> 01:52:44,900 It's fucking real 1839 01:52:44,900 --> 01:52:45,900 Okay, look it up 1840 01:52:45,900 --> 01:52:46,900 Look it up 1841 01:52:46,900 --> 01:52:48,900 He says that he was doing this shit 1842 01:52:48,900 --> 01:52:52,900 George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm 1843 01:52:52,900 --> 01:52:54,900 He says that he was doing it just to survive 1844 01:52:54,900 --> 01:52:55,900 But he fucking loved it 1845 01:52:55,900 --> 01:52:58,900 He was having a great fucking time doing this shit 1846 01:52:58,900 --> 01:53:01,900 George Soros is the fucking Nazi collaborator 1847 01:53:01,900 --> 01:53:03,900 He's fucking a fucking Nazi collaborator 1848 01:53:03,900 --> 01:53:05,900 He's fucking a fucking Nazi collaborator 1849 01:53:05,900 --> 01:53:08,900 He's fucking a fucking Nazi collaborator 1850 01:53:08,900 --> 01:53:11,900 He's fucking a fucking Nazi collaborator 1851 01:53:11,900 --> 01:53:14,900 George Soros is the fucking devil 1852 01:53:14,900 --> 01:53:16,900 He's not fucking doing this shit 1853 01:53:16,900 --> 01:53:18,900 George Soros is fucking leader 1854 01:53:18,900 --> 01:53:20,900 He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit 1855 01:53:20,900 --> 01:53:22,900 He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit 1856 01:53:22,900 --> 01:53:25,900 Just don't fucking get it okay 1857 01:53:25,900 --> 01:53:28,900 Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there 1858 01:53:28,900 --> 01:53:30,900 Fuck Trump 1859 01:53:30,900 --> 01:53:32,900 He's not the actual fucking leader 1860 01:53:32,900 --> 01:53:34,900 Everybody says... 1861 01:53:34,900 --> 01:53:36,900 Everybody says... 1862 01:53:36,900 --> 01:53:40,900 You're saying Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for himself. 1863 01:53:40,900 --> 01:53:42,900 The actual government is trying... 1864 01:53:42,900 --> 01:53:46,900 The actual school government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Latvians, 1865 01:53:46,900 --> 01:53:48,900 are actually the ones that are trying to fucking all of it. 1866 01:53:48,900 --> 01:53:51,900 The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking building workers. 1867 01:53:51,900 --> 01:54:03,900 The paid fucking off by the building workers...