For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck it up.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episodes.
Where the fuck did this yearman come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Oh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
Okay, I'm talking about the Sox, they have dread and super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.
I do not agree with him.
What a fucking bastard.
What?
I'm talking about the Sox.
I'm talking about the podcast.
What's up, fucker?
Well, we took a week break there.
Episode 19.
Damn, 19 episodes.
I didn't think we'd get this far.
I'm Casey, I'm here with Dan and Tyler.
Guess who flaked again?
I'm not flaked again.
I know what he might be doing though.
No, he's not doing that right now.
Before we talk about that, who's Mario Judah?
Who the fuck is Mario Judah?
Mario Judah was the guy who's singing the song that you're hearing right now.
He is a rapper from like 2020, 2019.
This guy had a super bright future ahead of him.
He had a record deal with the Sox, and he signed a deal with them.
They signed a deal with the Sox, and these record labels were trying to sign them.
Each of them was giving him a lower and lower offer after the last one expired.
They kept on giving him a lower and lower offer, and to the point where he signed a record deal for barely anything.
After he did that, he just fucking dropped off the face of the earth.
No one can fucking find him.
He's fucking gone.
There's no reports that he's dead.
I just think that he went incognito for a while.
He's been gone for a year and a half now.
That's crazy.
I don't think there's a conspiracy behind it or anything.
I just think that the record label just fucked him over type thing.
That sucks.
That's the thing, to get into the music industry, you have to fucking sign a record label.
All of them are going to fuck you.
Every single one of them is going to fuck you.
Yeah.
I was listening to even Ed Sheeran was talking about how much the music industry sucks.
Yeah, the music industry just fucks people over all the fucking time.
It's got a terrible dark side.
Let's look at people like Britney Spears and shit.
She started when she was 16, something like that.
Look at how fucked up she was in her 30s because they just, for lack of a better term,
the industry fucking raped her pretty much.
I can't think of a better term.
She might have actually been, but the industry itself just fucking destroyed her
because they were just trying to squeeze fucking milk out of a fucking utter that has no fucking reason to be getting milk anymore.
Bro, the podcast industry is going to destroy us.
Damn, dude.
I want to be able to take us for everything we got.
When we become famous and Joe Rogan comes here.
Look at you, you're drinking fucking, you're on his third Coke.
Second, this is my first one.
You have three Cokes in front of you.
He's pounding on them.
He already has a Coke problem from this podcast.
Coca-Cola is delicious.
That's not a plug.
I just really like Coca-Cola.
Then why are you giving it up?
In case he's drinking what?
Because I'm giving it up because Len's supposed to be giving up something hard.
I'm giving up mac and cheese, which is my favorite food, and I'm giving up Coca-Cola.
Then why are you giving it up?
I'm giving it up because that's hard.
Why does Jesus care whether you give up fucking Coca-Cola?
It's not even Jesus, it's just honoring the sacrifice that he made by fucking going through the desert for 40 days and not drinking or eating.
So you're going to make a sacrifice.
Who cares?
He's dead.
You can't give up Coca-Cola.
So he's going to get nailed to a cross and you're going to not drink Coke?
He didn't drink Coke either.
Yeah, he's not.
But it's actually like Lent isn't about dying, it's about the 40 days that he spent in the desert being tempted by the devil.
Why don't you go on a 40 day fast?
That's basically what I'm doing.
Because this all eats his mac and cheese.
So I'm literally going on a fast.
I'm just pretty much going to eat eggs.
But the egg prices now, Jesus Christ, can we talk about the egg prices?
Like how they're fucking going through the roof?
I think I just bought like a dozen, it was like four bucks or something.
So they're going down again.
Well, I think it's, alright, so I always buy organic eggs.
Organic eggs are the best eggs.
But they're expensive anyway, so the price didn't change.
Do you go to the farmers market and shit for that?
No, I just go to Walmart.
They have organic eggs there really?
Yeah, Walmart's got their own organic brand.
No shit.
Because I normally go to the farmers market where I can get like fucking 18 pack of eggs for like fucking free for $5.
But like what I do, because I'm doing like a crash diet too,
because I just took the test for the fire department here.
And I'm pretty much like 20 pounds over where I want to be.
And when I drop down, I'm actually going to start boxing again too.
Nice.
That'd be fun.
You don't have to crash diet though.
I'm not really crash dieting.
I'm just taking out like the shit in my diet, which is basically all of my diet.
So when I take out, when I take out like all the shit in my diet, literally it's like doing a crash diet, but I'm just eating healthy.
It's ridiculous.
Just eat some carrots.
Like I eat like carrots.
I eat like sugar snap peas, eggs, peanut butter, water.
The thing is not a lot of flavor in many of those things.
So I have to like the one thing that I allow myself is like the like the gamer subs that doesn't have like any like sugar or anything in them and stuff.
So I'm like I'm still not technically getting sugar or anything.
It's just like some sort of flavor that's sweet.
Yeah.
Because like that's the one thing I hate about my diet the most is that there's just no flavor to it at all.
Like I'm just like used to it though.
And then like the thing is like after the 40 days, because I've done this for the last fuck five years, I literally dropped 20 pounds in 40 days.
Wow.
I mean, yeah, if you've done it and it's worked like, you know, your body.
Yeah, I dropped like 20 pounds in 40 days.
I look like I have AIDS by fucking April.
And it's but like when I do that, where was my train of thought going?
What was I talking about?
AIDS.
AIDS before AIDS.
I'm like, I'm not talking about like the flavor thing.
So like I love mac and cheese.
I eat it probably like three, two or three times a week.
And then like when I when I'm done with my fasting and shit, they're gonna say a day, no, two or three times a week.
But like when I eat it after my fasting, it's almost like disgusting to me type thing.
Like, you know how like, you know how like when you when you cut something out that's actually bad for you and you're like, oh, I'm going to do this again.
I'm not going to do this shit anymore.
Kind of like alcohol type thing like I haven't heard that I haven't drank like actual alcohol like for like getting drunk in probably over a year and a half, maybe two years.
I just I just don't like the feeling anymore.
Like, you know, same like it's just not it's not fun.
I hate waking up and regretting what I did the night before.
Yeah, like I like something illegal.
I'm always like almost getting kicked out of somewhere, stealing something when I'm drunk.
Yeah, just like just always always like borderline going to jail.
Yeah, I'm like, maybe I should just not do that anymore.
I bled the last time I drank like heavily.
I blacked out.
I woke up in front of the toilet.
I was barfing my guts out and then I blacked out again.
And then I woke up in my bed.
That was actually the night of the the incident on called to be black or called to be zombies.
Yeah, yeah, that was that was the last time I actually drank heavily because that entire time I was blacked out.
Like like when I started, like just like spinning around in Call of Duty, like the last thing I remember spinning around and then I blacked out.
So everything after that, I don't even remember what I said.
I just know what I said from what you guys said.
I miss playing video games drunk.
It's fun, but I'm almost I'm 25 now and I'm like, you're it's real sad just to sit there and go, I'm going to get fucking plastered and play Call of Duty.
And I'm like, I should be having kids now or some makes makes flight simulator a lot more fun.
Drunk flying.
It's like it's swerving.
If I could do this drug, I could probably really do it in my life.
So we got Chinese spy balloons.
Yeah, shut down fucking everywhere.
But the thing is, it's not just the one balloon now like that we are because like literally was breaking news last time we did the podcast like that day.
Oh, really? Yeah.
Yeah, you brought it up.
Yeah, it was like breaking news like at that moment when we were talking about it.
And it's just it's real funny because it's like there's been like fucking seven of them now, but they said that they're not balloons anymore.
They're like metallic objects that are just floating in the air.
And China claimed responsibility for the first one.
But the cylindrical metallic objects, no one's claimed like responsibility for and the government has been keeping their fucking mouth shut about all of it.
You know what I think?
They have lasers on them.
No, no, no, no.
That was actually the satellite.
The green lasers were satellite looking for submarines.
That's that's what they do now.
Oh, really?
Yeah, so the satellite shoots down green lasers into like the ocean and the lasers can actually go to the bottom of the ocean.
If they see anything that's like moving, that's like the shape of a submarine.
They can see like, oh, that's a submarine down there.
Wow.
Yeah.
That's why we started going to the Arctic underneath the ice because if you go if you go underneath the ice, they can't see you.
Oh, yeah.
So I wonder if they have any countermeasures for that.
I guarantee you like what we were talking about the last time that like we have things that we don't fucking know anything about.
So I'm guessing that submarines have like a thing to like master signal, make it look like a fucking whale or something like, you know, or they have like I wonder if they have like drone submarines.
That'd be yeah, that'd be kind of cool.
Like they could do like suicide like submarines like that.
Can you just crash into boats and shit that are filled with explosives?
Or they're just a shell and they're just out there floating around and it's like it's like if there's so many of those, how could you know which ones are real?
Yeah.
You know, because I truly think that in the future, there's not even gonna be people fighting wars.
It's gonna be like a fucking video game with robots pretty much like, yeah, like, you know, these these these like instead of like fighting and like having like people like fucking actually die.
You could have like just battlegrounds of fucking robots that are just fucking shooting the fuck out of each other and it'd be like a fucking cold duty game.
Gamers would be the troops.
Yeah.
Well, see, I think that like a lot of stuff is gonna be cyber warfare.
Yeah, like they're gonna do like scary as shit.
Like, you know, the EMPs like obviously they can knock out Internet.
They can knock out fucking everything.
And they said if they do actual EMPs in heavily populated areas without like with their power grids and shit.
Over.
They said like something like 60% of the population would die within the first year without electricity, especially in cold areas like cold areas like around here would be hit the worst.
Oh, yeah.
But the it would take over two years to rebuild the entire power grid.
Oh, my God.
So and like they could just hit it with another EMP like completely.
I mean, EMPs, I don't think they'd affect power lines.
They do because because if it they normally do it over a power grid and the power grid just does the entire like power lines.
So if you take out the power grid, the power lines don't even fucking matter.
Alex Jones was right.
So so like the thing is the other thing that's that's dangerous about the the EMPs and like power lines going down or power grids going down is that most of our most of our like materials for.
For power grids come from China, actually, like the parts.
Yeah, like the parts for the power grids actually come from China.
They build the parts and send them to us.
The only other place that can do that or Germany and I think Norway.
But the only places that we could get like shit from our allies is Germany and Norway.
Like China gives us most of it now, but if they are the ones that EMP us, they're not going to fucking give us the fucking parts.
And the thing is with Germany and Norway is that it takes them longer because they don't have the amount of like industry that China did that would send us over.
So instead of being one year, it'd be like two to three years.
Yeah, I heard that they also supply a lot of the stuff for cell phone towers and that there was like known spyware in it.
Yeah. And within like within a certain distance of like US military bases intentionally.
Yeah. So like they they they basically like tricked the cell phone, not not tricked the cell phone companies, but they don't care.
They just care about the bottom line.
They made a deal where it was like really tempting to get this new equipment.
Joe Biden could deal with the Chinese.
He did. He did.
So that they could spy on us with their satellite balloons.
Also, tick tock tick tock is completely Chinese ran.
Like if you have if you have tick tock, China has info for from all your text messages, all your search history, everything that you posted are group chats.
Like what the fuck?
I just look at it like, oh, no, Joe Biden fucking sold us out to the fucking Chinese.
Yes, he did.
I'm telling you right now, it's going to be a breaking news story about two years.
Probably is he'll probably be dead. But do you think he's going to make it through his presidency?
Do you think he's going to be alive at the end?
I don't even know if he is alive right now.
He's a puppet corpse.
Yeah, he's like, dude, I'm going down to D.C. tomorrow.
I'll just I like look into the White House from like the little thing and I'll just see him being puppeted around.
Just a drone.
You think it's a drone that's just carrying him around.
Yeah, man.
What were we just talking about just before that?
The Chinese. Oh, spying.
Yeah. So, dude, the thing is, is that we at any time know exactly what Jingjong Pingpong, whatever his name is, the guy who runs the place.
We know what whatever is being said in his office.
Yeah, like we have surveillance on them like and I guarantee we have bugs in every single like high.
Like I guarantee bugs in the fucking Kremlin.
So it's it's OK when we do it.
But when they do it, it's like we get all bent out of shape.
We're doing it for freedom.
That's why it's so.
But it's it's I don't mean to keep cutting you off, man.
But it's it's like doing bad things for the right reasons.
It's like the ends justify the means type things like because let's say we do this and we get something like that.
They're going to nuke somebody or you're going to do something like that.
Like, what the fuck are they going to hear Joe Biden going?
I would like my porridge a little bit warmer today.
I know.
So, you know, the guy that he does.
Oh, Trump guy.
Is he still in office?
The guy.
Yeah, they really you're right.
They wouldn't hear anything.
Yeah, like they put a bug in there.
It's like, dude, he really like he just doesn't he doesn't know what the hell's going on.
I would love to hear bugs from the White House when Trump was president.
He'd be like, listen, this is the greatest thing I've ever done in my entire life.
OK, sounds like it's wonderful.
This is gay.
Listen, it's wonderful.
That's what he sounds like.
As soon as the cameras go off, he gets a little he gets a whisp.
Listen, friends.
OK, it's me, the Donald.
I'm going to tell you about this.
Speaking of gay, is pegging gay?
This has been a fucking argument in our group chat for the last, like, four days about pegging.
Look, a lot of look, a lot of girls that you ask say it's not.
But but there's a hidden agenda behind this.
They want to dominate us, brother.
Yeah, bro.
I can't say.
Look, I look, I don't think it's I think it's gay.
There's some stipulations.
All right. How realistic this penetration apparatus is.
If it's androgynous, androgynous.
Right. Yeah.
Bro, you get fucked in the ass by a fake cock.
You're fucking gay.
That's not gay.
Nothing wrong with being gay.
It's 2006 gay before 2023.
It's hard.
It's like gay isn't even gay in 2023.
Did you get fucked in the ass and be like, I was just trying it out.
It's like you could suck a dude off in the alley and somebody would be like, dude, that's not gay.
It's like, yeah, I saw some real gay shit today, you know, on the Internet.
Yeah.
Like where they're like getting like like both areas just going to town and then like getting one guy on the other part.
Yeah, I wasn't saying I actually did.
I'm just saying like it's hard to like it's hard to shock people with gayness these days because it's the level of gayness.
Let's just look at the gay clubs like the shit that goes down in gay clubs is fucking wild because I remember I used to like when we worked in the Adolf,
the Green Company, we'll call it.
We had to go to the gay bar there all the fucking time and those guys don't even give a shit.
Like we were fucking working on somebody who got their head fucking caved in from falling down the stairs.
And like these gay guys are coming up and going like, hey, buddy, how you doing?
I'm just like, don't touch me.
Like it was like ridiculous.
Like it was like, dude, you obviously know that we're here to help somebody right now and you're doing this.
It's just like, dude, slow your roll.
Yeah, I mean, dude, I got a problem with it.
I don't got a problem with it.
But like if I'm doing something, I'm like, hey, back off.
Dude, one tenth of my entire grade in high school is gay.
One tenth?
One tenth.
So that's another thing.
Ten kids out of a hundred.
So that's like the one thing that like you're seeing now.
And I'm not saying this is a bad thing.
And I'm not saying this is like how it might be or anything.
It's just an observation.
It's just an observation is that have you noticed that like way more kids that are way younger than us are like saying that they're gay?
Like way more.
Yeah, of course.
And I'm not saying that like being gay isn't a real thing, but I'm saying that some of these people might be doing it for like being in a group, like being in a group, getting attention, something like that.
There's kids that were doing that when I was getting canceled.
And I don't even count them.
Yeah, because like because it's like it's like a few years went by and all of a sudden they weren't gay anymore.
It's like, oh, now like what was that?
Yeah, like there is like and then like most of the time it's like I just wanted friends.
And like that's the one thing that I think used to be a thing and not really so much anymore is that they were they claim to be the most accepting group of people.
Like they'll accept the freaks.
They'll accept everybody.
But if you noticed the more and more people they started getting into like their their group, the more infighting there was.
And like the more like all that is like being inside.
Well, you're not actually really gay.
That's exactly what I'm talking about.
The people trying to outgay each other.
Yeah, like like they're like, you're not actually gay.
It's just like, listen, I was born a man.
Now I'm not even a woman.
I'm just somewhere in the middle.
Also, I sucked off a dude while licking a girl's ass the same time.
I am better than you with this.
It's like, it's like, what the fuck?
There's a gay hierarchy.
They're trying to find there's like a packing and they're all trying to be the top.
Also, also, lesbians and gay people hate the fucking shit out of each other.
Like gay guys and lesbian chicks hate each other.
Do they?
Yes.
I feel like that's a generalization.
No, but they really don't like each other.
I mean, maybe some don't like each other.
Oh my God.
But it's just, I'm not.
Dude, I literally, I literally heard.
All right.
My gay friend was talking about how he was having sex with this dude, right?
Who had a girlfriend and how like, or no, he didn't have a girlfriend at the time.
But once he got a girlfriend, he's like, yeah, dude, I can't do that anymore.
I got a girlfriend now.
And literally my gay friend is like, I can't stand straight guys.
I'm like, that's not a straight guy.
That's not, that's a bi.
Like even these days that is like, he's, he's a straight guy.
It's like, dude, he was literally having gay sex with him.
I can't stand straight guys.
It's like, he's not straight.
That's what I'm saying.
It's hard to be gay in 2020.
Like they have to be really gay to become gay.
You have to be like, like the, like, like apotheosis of gay in like the, in the 2000s to be like considered
like just a base level.
Yeah.
It's like, and like, I'm not like, there's no hate here.
Like, it's just like observational things.
Like it's like, it's like, I don't fucking care what the fuck you do.
You can fucking do it in the ass.
You can lick a pussy if you're like, it doesn't fucking matter.
But like, it's just like, it's just funny to look at from like the outside looking in.
You're just like, what the fuck is even happening there?
Just looking at like, okay.
So, so that's interesting.
It's like, it's like watching like Jerry Springer almost.
Yeah.
It's, it's, I don't know.
And there's just, there's just like, just like people, there's just so many, like even between gay people, it's easy to like try and put people into a group.
Yeah.
But even like there's so many different kinds of like gay people, you know?
Oh yeah.
Absolutely.
It's like, you can't make a generalization.
No, because they're just, it's like things that were gay aren't gay anymore.
Things that are gay are like scary.
Like I knew this one guy in high school and it was fucking hilarious guys.
He claimed he wasn't gay in high school, but he definitely was.
He just didn't come out yet.
And then two years later, I was just like scrolling through my Facebook feed and be like, all those guys who called me the F slur.
I'm not going to say it this time, so you don't have to believe it.
All the guys who are calling me the F slur.
Well, guess what?
You was in my DMs and I was sucking your dick.
I'm like, whoa.
He goes, and I got screenshots to prove it.
So any of you guys call him at me again, I'll just leak it out.
I'm like, I want to know who it was.
Oh my God.
That's crazy.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Why would you give that guy that power, man?
It's like, you know, he's going to use it against it.
But the ones that are most opposed are generally have the most to hide.
The guys who are the most homophobic are the ones who are secretly actually gay.
They're the guys that are just like, yo, man, I hate him.
I hate him so much.
I just want to kiss him on the mouth.
I want to get my ass fucked by him.
I fucking hate their ass.
I want to fuck him in the ass because I hate him so much.
Why don't you come over here and kiss me on my mouth?
Because I hate you.
Because they're in denial.
I'm actually so straight that I could suck a dick and not be gay and not feel anything.
I'll prove it.
How about you come over here with your luscious ass lips.
I'll kiss you right in the mouth right now, boy.
I'll kiss you right in the ass because I fucking hate you.
You know how much I hate gays?
I can suck your cock and I'll still hate you.
All right.
This is getting a little out of hand.
We're talking about sucking dick a little too much.
But yeah, back to close this, the whole begging thing.
You let that happen.
Here's my only gripe with it.
And then, I don't know, say she starts making a little more money than you.
All right.
So now you're trying to regain your position in the power struggle in this relationship.
She's like, I'm going to fuck your ass.
She's paying all your bills.
And then just like you both know that she did that.
She's got that image in her head of doing that to you.
And it's like she's subconsciously, it's not even anything that she can help.
It's such an ancient...
You know, it's...
Primordial.
Yeah.
It goes so deep.
It's like that she dominated you like that.
I mean, for that reason.
For that reason.
For that alley-back leg.
I mean, I think that there's a difference between what happens in a bedroom and what
happens in the real world.
I think sometimes the bedroom isn't real world.
You know what I said to Ali back yesterday?
As I said, if pegging isn't gay and if a fake dick isn't gay, then what if you had one of
those ones where the cum shoots out of it?
Oh, that'd be...
I think that's getting into his sus territory.
I'm like, is that gay?
And he's like, no.
I'm like, what?
All right, so hold on.
What's on?
So a chick thrusting you with a fake cock, right?
Yeah.
That isn't gay.
So what if it was a dude with his flaccid dick duct taped up by fucking you with a fake
cock?
It's fake.
Is that gay?
So it's the difference, I think, between having a man do it and a woman doing it.
Because in the actual thing, in the actual term for gay, it has to be the same sex.
So if it's a woman doing it, it still wouldn't be gay.
But if a guy taped his cock...
But you're getting fucked with a fake cock.
It doesn't matter who's holding it.
Yes, it does.
No, it doesn't.
It matters who's fucking you.
If you're getting fucked by a woman, that's not gay.
If you're getting fucked by a guy.
If you're sticking up your own ass, is it gay?
No.
Yes, it is.
How is sticking your finger up your own ass gay?
A fake cock.
Dude, it's not even a fake cock.
It's just an androgynous fucking little cylindrical fucking thing.
It's a fucking phallic object.
What if it's a fucking tentacle?
What if it's like a fucking tentacle?
What if it's like a fucking giant fucking Hulk fist or something?
Does that matter?
What if it's a fucking diamond?
What if it's a fucking stick with razors on it?
Does that make it gay?
Is it just the shape of the object that makes it gay?
Is it a tentacle?
Yes, it's a phallic object.
If you're fucking yourself with a tentacle, is that gay?
Or is that just fucking an alien?
I don't fucking know.
I don't know.
That's what your fucking brain is right now.
You're just like, well, it's the shape of the dick, so it's fucking gay.
It's gay to insert anything into your ass.
You're out of control.
I don't think this is a winnable argument.
I think maybe also it depends on who's the one in the relationship really pushing it.
Is the guy like, and then what if it becomes a regular thing?
That's all he wants.
I don't think most of the time it wouldn't be a regular thing.
It's something that you got to do like once.
But then what if it does become like regular and that's the only way you have sex?
What if that was the only way?
That's getting sauce.
At that point, this fucking doctor who's a goober, he was like, I don't trust oral temperatures
and gets rectal.
He's like, give me the rectal thermometer.
He goes, bend over.
Bring your knees up to your chest.
And this guy's going like, ow, is like a 30 year old guy.
It was like, ow, that was like, you gotta, I can't get it.
You gotta bring up your knees more.
Why are we doing this?
I don't trust oral temperatures.
I only stick my finger in the rest.
He was for real.
Yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, no.
Oh my God.
Dude, that's horrific.
Bring your knees up to your chest.
Cough.
Also, like with the jail shit, like when they fucking strip you down before you come in,
they're like cough.
I didn't think you were talking about that.
Like spread your ass cheeks and cough.
It's like, no, it's not gay though.
I mean, you know, you gotta do what you gotta do when you went prison and get some cigarettes.
You know what I'm saying?
You gotta smooch a little dick.
You gotta do what you gotta do, man.
You know, that's how I survive.
Is that young Don Juan?
It's not gay though.
I think that's young Don Juan.
I don't know who that is.
That's just some guy who did some time.
Always trying to suggest that what he did wasn't gay.
So like if you're doing time, there's only two ways to get ahead.
Stab somebody or suck cops.
Pick your poison, man.
You gotta cut someone's face open or you gotta get your talking.
You gotta choose violence or love.
There's only two ways out.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
He's going off the rails.
So, you ever, I know I mentioned the Thunderdome.
Yeah.
You ever hear of the Thunderdome?
Yeah, I've heard of the Thunderdome.
What's the Thunderdome?
It's from Mad Max.
Like they fucking had like, it's like gladiatorial combat just in a giant like a post-apocalyptic dome.
Oh.
Yeah.
Well, let's talk about you versus like, you know, characters.
Me versus characters?
Not characters, but people who you would fight in the Thunderdome.
Gandhi.
No, like do you think that you could like fight like 10 homeless people in the Thunderdome?
So, let's see.
Do I get any weapons and do they get any weapons?
No, it's like a...
It's just fists?
Yeah.
What kind of homeless people?
Are we talking about like crackhead homeless people or like the ones that are just like sleeping on benches and shit?
Just people from the shelter.
People from the shelter?
Because there's the super aggressive ones that would be a little bit more hard to deal with.
Ten of them?
Ten grown men would be pretty hard to like fight off like in general.
But let's see.
I can be...
You versus a hundred children.
This is a...
So this is an actual interesting concept that I came...
I've heard concepts of and I kind of put my own spin on it and I'd like to talk to you guys about it.
So you are in an arena and you start off with just your fists and you have to fight like 10 kindergartners.
And every single time there's 10 kindergartners, you have to kill them all and then you get to the next level.
And after you kill all 10 of them, the final person of the wave is a like third grader with a weapon.
Like just it starts off like a fucking stick and like it gets up to like a fucking missile launcher.
Like so the first like 10 kindergartners, you'd be able to just fucking lift them up and just fucking throw them.
But you don't get a break.
That's the thing.
So like you get 10 kindergartners and you just fucking destroy them and you get a third grader that comes in.
You can just fucking take the stick out of their fucking hand and beat them to death.
But eventually...
We're just speechless.
So then eventually like the third grader is going to get like a gun.
Do you think you could disarm a third grader before he shot you?
Also do you think a third grader could shoot you?
This is going to be on like some True Kind videos.
This is like Columbine.
That's hard.
There's too many variables.
That's like saying, you know, how long is a string?
It's just you got to know more stuff.
So you get like 10 average kindergartners that are trying to kill you.
Like they can swarm you.
Like I think 10 kindergartners could kill somebody if they swarmed you good enough.
What about you and Ali Mac?
You think you could beat Ali Mac in a fight to the death in the Thunder Bay?
Oh, absolutely.
I could kill Ali Mac.
Like Ali Mac...
What if all four of us had a battle royale?
I would probably rip out Ali Mac's throat with my teeth and then you guys would be terrified.
He'd be like, oh yeah, I'm done. I'm tapping out.
And I'd just rip out his bones and try to stab you with them.
I think I'm small enough I could hop on somebody's back.
And just like kind of like do it.
Yeah, yeah.
And they wouldn't be able to get to me.
They'd just like hook the bone on me.
Who's on me? Who the fuck is on me?
And I'd just be hitting them in the head, you know, over and over.
Like, because my fighting style is I just try to maul people like with my fists.
Like I swarm you.
Like I just sprint at you as fast as I can and just try to punch you as many times as I can in the face.
It's a good technique.
Yeah.
But Casey would be kind of hard because he's bigger than me.
But I think that I punched you once in the ribs and you were out of commission.
When we were fucking doing the mosh pit, I punched you pretty hard in the ribs and you were like, oh, I'm done.
I'm out for a while.
I'm going to go ahead and set you out in the corner.
I'm just fucking nailing people in the face with fucking haymakers and the fucking thing.
I got nailed by some fat guy and I fucking elbowed him in the fucking nose.
Mosh pits are so fun.
You ever been in a mosh pit?
I haven't been in one.
Dude, they're so fucking fun.
You just punch people.
Hell yeah.
I saw you throw your back out.
Yeah, that sounds like a good time.
Because you're old.
There's a picture of me in the mosh pit at emo night and I'm like cocking back to punch this one dude.
Because like I ducked out of the way of one punch and I'm cocked back like this to fucking just nail some dude in the face.
Oh my God.
That's the one thing I hate about mosh pits though.
It's like when a woman gets in there and she's like, yeah, let's go.
I'm like, I don't want to punch you in the face.
It's like, okay.
All right.
I can handle it.
I can be in here with the guys.
I'm like, get out of here.
You think you have beat someone to death with your bare hands.
I almost did.
Okay.
That's a story for another time.
Well, we were taking heavy fire in the ambulance.
I decided to disarm the gentleman.
I took him down.
I neutralized the threat.
So, all right.
Let's talk about the gang stalking phenomenon.
So I've either you ever heard of gang stalking at all.
No, so gang stalking is what schizophrenics think.
Like they go outside and a guy who walks by them and like takes a quick glance at them, that guy stalking him and another guy who drives by in like a red car.
That guy is also stalking him.
Like he thinks that everybody around him is taking turns stalking him and like keeping tabs on him.
And these motherfuckers can like go super fucking deep down this fucking shit.
And they're doing like insane things like they fucking like a homeless guy.
And like fucking North Carolina's in a library.
He's like, I know they found me.
If they find me, I just want you to know that I'm being gang stalked.
I'm very terrified right now.
I have to whisper into the microphone because I'm in a library.
But if they find me, I will.
And Mike, you can manifest your own gang stalkers because if you post enough shit online like that, people are going to be like, dude, let's find this guy.
So you're basically manifesting your own stalker.
So why is it that schizophrenics always have like negative thoughts?
Like, why can't it ever be a good schizophrenic thought?
I mean, there's some like schizos that fucking like blissed out your fucking mind.
Like you think you're hanging out with Taylor Swift.
There are there are schizophrenics like that.
But the ones that we hear about are the ones that like are all fucked up because if you're getting fucked by Taylor Swift every night, I don't think you're really going to complain about that.
Yeah, right.
Yeah. But like if a demon's coming in and being like, I'm going to peg you.
Ali Mad would be like, this is a dream come true.
But like there's a difference between Taylor Swift coming in and being like, hey, sweetheart, I'm going to fuck you like you've never been fucked before.
And then a demon coming in and saying the same thing with a fucking strap on.
There's a big difference.
Dude, if you could take a drug that would make you have dreams like that and make it believable.
Benadryl. Copious amounts of Benadryl.
Yeah, I don't know.
Definitely. I've done that.
Benzo.
It'll make you think that Taylor Swift has come to your room.
It's either Hat Man or Taylor Swift.
It's like you get like one or the other.
Like it's just it's a rant. It's like a fucking like rolling the fuck. It's like flipping a coin. It's like, all right. Am I going to see Taylor Swift naked?
Copping on my cock or am I going to see a fucking demon trying to rape my corpse?
Instead, you get like Bill Clinton with a strap on.
Hi, Bill Clinton. I'm here to fuck you.
It's like, God damn it.
I have two dicks.
I was going to see something.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah, I was going to need that.
Especially Bill's going to go, guys, dick cut off by Hillary because he's been fucking like fucking Monica Lewinsky under the desk.
He wears a strap on, so it's not gay.
Is that a is that a theory?
No, I just made it up.
Oh, we should have just rolled with it.
Do you ever fucking hear that Monica Lewinsky caused 9-11 to happen?
Did I talk about that?
Yes. Yes, you did. Monica Lewinsky.
She was sucking his dick and he's like, we're not going to kill Osama bin Laden today.
But that wasn't even the same. Oh, because he had sites on bin Laden and he's like, we can kill him or we can talk about Monica Lewinsky.
He's like, we'll talk about Monica Lewinsky.
Well, so I thought that he wasn't like a problem until after.
No, no, no, no. Like he was like definitely in our sites.
We had like a SEAL team like on his fucking number at that point.
And all it would take is because he would have to do a big media presence for either one.
And it was which one do you want to do?
He's like, I would rather protect my legacy, even though I'm going to be known as the guy who got his dick sucked in the White House.
I'm sure they all did.
They're fucking JFK was fucking broads like no one's business.
Yeah, dude. JFK was fucking Marilyn Monroe, Jackie fucking all those like these is fucking all like those only two people.
No, but like he had a name more than that.
Like just like his wife.
There's no there's like literally women in the D.C. area back in the time that he was president were just fucking him.
Like like he would go out and be like, hello, it's me, JFK.
I would like to fuck you.
And they'd be like, oh, the president wants to fuck me.
I mean, I mean, this is what I did.
JFK just started JFK walking into a bar.
All right. How many women want to fuck me tonight?
Let me know. I'll be outside.
Having that kind of power is not safe.
It's not healthy.
It's probably got some illegitimate kids out there.
Oh, yeah, there's definitely other candies out there that aren't killed called Kennedy.
Oh, yeah.
But if your grandmother lived in the D.C. area in the 1960s, she might have fucked JFK.
I'm sure that's what Putin does.
Did you see Putin's wife?
She's like a fucking Russian model.
Is she? Yeah.
Let me look her up.
I think so.
I might be thinking of someone else, but I'm pretty sure you see a picture.
We should we should go over some headlines.
Headlines, Motherfucker, I'm going to fuck your headline.
I'm going to rape it.
I'm going to do the fucking goblins.
Oh, my God.
I don't want them succubus with goblins.
I don't want them kissing goblins.
I don't have any service down here.
In bed with a goblin.
I don't want them.
Pull up some headlines.
You're so weird.
Where's the infamous laptop?
I didn't bring it today.
It was not charged.
But, oh, we can talk about the train derailment with the chemicals that are fucking spilling
out of it that are in New York now.
Are they?
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah, because Jetstream took it, stuff from the burning stuff from the air, and it actually
went through fucking where we're at right now.
The fucking chemicals are in the air currently.
We're all going to get cancer or some shit.
Really?
Yeah, it's going to be fun.
Dude, RIP X.
X, X, X, Centession.
Dude.
X, X, X, Centession was killed by demons.
He was doing the fucking voice of reason to these people.
He also beat his wife, but who cares?
There's conspiracies about that.
At the trial, how they'd be like, X was killed by Drake.
Yeah.
You know what I think that was?
I think that those gangsters knew that they're going down, and they just wanted to drag Drake
into it just so it could make their trial bigger.
Yeah.
They're just making up bullshit to try to get off.
Right.
Yeah.
They're just making up bullshit to try to get off.
Right.
They're just making up bullshit to try to get off.
Yeah.
They're just making up bullshit to try to get off.
Right.
He's a certified lover boy.
Who?
Fucking Drake.
What does that mean?
That's his last album that he made, was Certified Lover Boy.
Also, is Drake gay?
Probably.
I think he is.
I wouldn't doubt it.
He's been doing some real sus shit recently.
You know how he used to have the line in his hair?
He turned that into a heart.
That's pretty gay.
I'm like, that's kind of weird.
But you know what?
If he comes out as gay, more power to him, man.
That's more gay than getting pegged.
How gay is gay on today's podcast.
Shaving a heart into your fucking head.
That's pretty gay.
The pride episode.
Can you quantify how gay you are on a scale of one to ten?
Do you think everybody has to be a little gay?
Or do you think you can be 100% straight?
Okay, let's do the thing.
I think both are correct.
What male celebrity would you go gay for?
Because there's always one.
None.
Really?
None.
If Robert Pattinson came up to you and he's like, hey, I think you're really attractive.
He wouldn't be like, oh, really?
No.
Yeah, that's why we think pegging is gay, because we're not gay.
You and Ali Bagg must have some sort of like... Everybody is a certain percentage of gay,
and you're just more gay than the rest.
I'll say this is how gay I am.
We talked about this before.
There's some trannies that are smoke shows.
Because Hard and Criminal.
They're getting too hot.
I'm gay enough.
My level of gay is I'll say that-
You'd fuck a tranny?
No.
I'll say she's hot.
Be like, that is a hot guy.
But is that gay though?
Because you're not seeing her dick.
Have you ever seen Blair White?
I don't know.
Yeah, she's like-
She was a dude.
She's attractive.
She was a dude.
She's an attractive.
Now she got like bottom surgery, so there's no dick there anymore.
Is fucking that gay?
That's the question.
That's between, at that point, that's between you and Jesus.
How are you going to feel after?
Yeah.
I think afterwards you're going to have to spend some alone time.
Yeah.
Or staring out over a lake.
Just thinking about your life.
We know one of those individuals.
Who?
We'll talk about that off the air.
Okay.
But, yeah man.
But we didn't finish on the derailment.
Oh yeah.
I want to talk about that.
So like the train derailed and it had like fucking, look that up for me.
Tell me what chemical, like type in Ohio train derailment.
And you know a shit ton about just like most chemicals and shit.
Cause I don't know why.
You're just like really smart when it comes to that shit.
I saw that there was-
This just happened?
Vinyl chloride, right?
Vinyl chloride, that's what it was.
That's one of them.
Yeah.
That's a known-
Oh, it just happened today?
Known endocrine disruptor.
It was a couple days ago.
Did the fish toxic materials have filled the air and covered surface waters with chemicals?
Yeah, it's poisoning the Ohio River, which is where Pittsburgh gets its water from.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Yeah, it's so like PVC is polyvinyl chloride, right?
So that's what they used to make it.
They use-
Vinyl chloride.
Really?
So like these pipes here are made with that?
Yeah.
And the real fucked up thing is that they're using PVC they didn't use to, but they're using
PVC for drinking water now.
So they're adding more chemicals into the water?
Well, so you can-
They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the fucking frogs gay.
No, seriously.
So this is kind of a big deal.
New construction houses, a lot of them use what's called PACs, which is it's PVC, basically
flexible PVC.
Dude, this is what I love when he comes on because he just has all these things that
I'm like, I never knew about.
Oh yeah.
So a lot of the IV tubing in hospitals is made of PVC.
And the problem is that there's just this total disconnect between industry and the
research, right?
And the research shows is that PVC is a known endocrine disrupting chemical, disrupts your
endocrine system, which is all the glands in your body, including your testicles.
And in newborns, it changes the distance from your anus to your gooch.
Really?
Yeah.
So I mean, the smaller it is, the closer it is to a female, right?
Really?
Really.
So it changes the anal genital distance.
So it's-
No shit.
Yeah.
So that's what's in the air right now.
Because I got like-
Maybe that's what all his pegging talk is about.
So I was talking to my girl and we were watching a TikTok where this one chick was like, did
you know that guys have a seam on their balls that goes all the way back?
And she's like, really?
I'm like, yeah.
Let me show you.
And she's like, guys have, I'm like, yeah, it's pretty much like a sewn up vagina pretty
much.
That's pretty much what we have.
We have the, it starts the testicles and then kind of goes down and it just kind of is like,
where a vagina was, it's just like a seam pretty much.
It's like we have sewn up.
When you're developing, the two halves of your body come together.
Yeah.
That's why you have like that thing on your lip.
Yeah.
Because like, but it's just like, like a lot of women didn't even know that was a thing,
like that we have that.
And I'm like, I just thought everybody fucking knew that.
Yeah.
But like, if you're saying like the length of that is like, what's the thing?
It's like, then I feel like our generation is like the last one that has like a decently
sized one.
Yeah, well, it's, it's over the last like 30 years, it's progressively been getting
smaller.
Yeah.
It's, man, it's not good, but it's so weird.
Like how, how that stuff differentiates.
Yeah.
It's like, you get those trannies that go on T, the females that are transitioning to
men and they're like clitoris gets huge.
They get what's called the T dick.
Yeah.
My girlfriend was saying.
Yeah.
That's, it's weird.
We have to look up some pictures of that.
It's weird.
Oh God.
Yeah.
Let's use that as a cover photo.
People will be like, is that a mushroom?
Like there was like the, like the shock porn video of China from like, uh, like the old
wrestler China.
Remember her?
There's like a shock porn video and she had like one of those.
Really?
Yeah.
Cause she was on fucking copious amounts of steroids.
Oh my God.
So like everybody's like, Oh my God, what the fuck is that?
Is that a cock?
I was reading this thing where it was like, the guy's like, I went on the first date with
the girl to Yankee stadium and I saw this, uh, this famous person that everybody recognized.
Um, and, uh, my girlfriend was like, who's that?
And it was like a transgender porn star.
And he was like, yeah, I didn't, uh, that was my last date with her.
He recognized the trans, the transgender part of the porn star and went out to her, got
her autograph.
You want to do, um, so, so wait a second.
The girl said that that was her last date with the guy.
Oh yeah.
Because he recognized the transgender porn star.
So let's talk about a more conspiratorial thing because we haven't really talked about
like some insane conspiracies for a while.
You ever hear of, um, porn soul sucking?
No, what's that?
So there's an insane conspiracy theory that, um, porn actually, the porn stars like use
like black magic almost to steal like parts of your soul every time that you watch porn.
Like they're sucking your soul out through watching sex magic.
It sure feels like that.
It sure feels like it, brother.
I'll tell you, devil, it feels like the devil's got me.
Devil's got me in his fucking penis hole.
Like there's a stop.
But like porn addiction is like a real thing.
Like there's people out there that like can't stop.
Oh yeah.
For sure.
Like there's dudes that literally can't not jerk off like four times a day.
There's dudes that like have to get pegged by their girlfriend.
This poor young lad is not here to defend himself.
Wow.
That's fucking, whose fault is that?
Holy shit.
That's fucking strong still.
Yeah.
Well, what are we doing on schizophrenic movie reviews today?
We didn't finish Fight Club, did we?
Bro, I think we should keep going with Harold Potter.
Harold Potter.
The chamber of blocks.
The chamber of the loaded Glock.
Chamber of pussy.
Well, let's take a break and we'll be back with schizophrenic movie reviews.
I think that's later because that's not what we ended with.
I think we need to do some headlines.
Yeah.
Headlines.
We'll do more conspiracy shit and then maybe a little bit later we'll talk about schizophrenic
shit.
Yeah.
Sounds good.
Yeah.
Cause like that could wait too long.
Aye.
Yeah.
That's fucking way too soon.
What's the name of that game?
The game with the little palomadoo.
I've been loving this shit.
The little palomadoo.
The little turtle.
Jump on the turtles.
Slide down the fucking fire hole.
I can't get past that.
I'm not gonna die.
O
You're fucking going for the next castle boy. Why the fuck you say that at every fucking end of every fucking world?
I have to fight like seven people in order to get to this fucking whore
Fucking that dinosaur man. I bet you could find that on the internet. Oh, you definitely
Welcome back to
Hey, now I got like now you're like so
Listen guys, I think we all forgot about this happy black history month
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all forgot about that
Well, I mean you're white so yeah, but why do we give black people the shortest month of the year?
What is it racist probably
Are you looking up peach porn
What princess peach because the fuck did I Bowser
Any good ones are there oh wow who that lady who say the princess is another
Fuck was that she's like a stripper ball
TNA flicks. Oh
I'm gonna save that for later
I'm gonna say that for later
Jesus Christ all right
All right
So we'll do a quick little segment Danny boys gotta get out of here pretty soon
So we'll do a quick conspiracy segment that will we'll talk about Harold Potter in the chamber of the loaded Glock and
then I think it'll be time to get out of here, but
Talks amongst yourself while I get a conspiracy loaded up. Let's look up a
Couple of headlines see what's going on in the world
CNN has that sound bro. I don't even know want to know anymore
We're too far into the future for me my head stuck in like Bruce Willis has a progressive brain condition
You may not have heard of Bruce Willis. Yeah
He has a progressive brain condition so see this is why we got to read the headlines. I
Didn't know Bruce Willis had a brain
Reporter says Putin is now traveling by armored train
Here we are
You know who else did that fucking Hitler did he?
Really did I talk about the the Valkyrie train the the the Nazi ghost train?
No
What's that?
That would be conspiracy I talk about so there's a story going around
Unconfirmed reports or anything like that, but there's a story going around about the Nazi ghost train called Valkyrie
so Nazis made an armored train and
Actually, let's go back to the beginning the Nazis were into like the occult like super like into the occult like they did
Like satanic rituals and shit
But there's a there's a story going around that they did one on a train and they called the Valkyrie
where they took a whole bunch of Jews and just fucking massacred them on the train like just massacre them and
They're basically doing it as like a blood sacrifice for demons so that they could take over the train
but
This train was this train was going through a tunnel
While the Allied bombers were going over it and they actually blew up both ends of the tunnel
so the train was stuck in the tunnel for fucking like 50 years and then people actually found it and
When they went inside they saw like fucking like satanic sigils and shit on it and fucking just corpses throughout the entire thing
Just skeletons throughout like the entire train
and then they got to the
like the engineer compartment and they saw a Nazi dude with a gun in his hand and like his
His like skull like blasted out the back of his head so it looks like he killed himself in the train
But that's not what a story ends the story ends is
these guys
kept on hearing legends of the armored Nazi train just going through towns and
The towns that they went through
It was mysteriously during like right after the death of a Nazi like high-ranking officer
Like a guy that was like in the camps and like got out through like the like trials and shit
but it just
It they the train came along the day that they died and then every single time the train went back because it just had like
Screams coming out of the train as it's going by and every single time you could see the guy in the back of the train
Just hanging on the windows big and they get let out
Jesus and the last time it happened was like in like 1990 or some shit
but like the fucking train was apparently like really like
It's like it's like a Nazi ghost train pretty much that brings people to hell wasn't an episode of hey Arnold
There there is like a subway demon train in that yeah, I remember that that was actually a good episode
I saw that you think that like prosecuting Nazis that are like 95 years old should be allowed dude
Here's the thing
like I hate to say it
but you kind of
Human beings do what they have to do to survive
Oh, did we talk about the the experiment of the people just following orders?
I think we did or am I talking I mean, that's the shitty thing, dude. Is it? Yeah
I talked about the experiment. Yeah, it's like I just look look how much flack people took just for saying they didn't want to get a covid vaccine
Yeah, it was like well, you don't get to have a job and you don't get to eat
So there's that and it's like well, man, I got a family. I'd like to feed
you know, it's
It's fucked. I did it. I didn't want to get it. But the green company forced me to
Oh, you were there for that? Oh
Yeah, I mean dude war sucks it just fucking sucks and like it's like we could go back to every war
you know and start like
There's probably a lot of 90 year old people we could prosecute. Yeah, you know
But I mean, it's tragic regardless
You know
but no
Anyway, that's sad
Next headline
Let's see, that's stupid that's stupid
That one doesn't tell me anything how deep fake pornography victimizes women online
Oh my god. Yeah, I saw that that was a deep fake
Oh deep fake. Yeah, yeah, dude. That's that's gonna weld the whole thing. You think we could deep fake alivac getting pegged?
I do a video
So
What was I gonna say
You're gonna be able to take with AI
You're gonna be able to take pictures of whoever you want and just get them fucking other people
And just have them inserted into porn
That's just that's just
That's just that's gonna be so
easy to do
That's like we have that technology now like
What the fuck?
Yes, there's somebody somebody if somebody wants to see you naked. They just take your Facebook pictures and
they oh
man, yeah, because then when they can do is they can use it as
Like collateral not collateral. That's what I'm looking for
What's the word I'm looking for blackmail blackmail? Yeah, they can use it as blackmail. Yeah, that's so fucked
I'm sure that's what that article is about. It is I'm not gonna read it
There was a big there's a big like controversy where like a like a famous streamer who didn't do porn
Had like videos made of her doing it and with like AI and shit AI is getting fucking scary
It is yeah, it's like getting real fucking scared. I've been like looking at like AI
They're gonna have AI porn
Like they already have AI porn, but like I've been looking at like like videos of like Donald Trump being this like
Okay. Listen, you guys are all pieces of shit. I am the greatest
Biden you are you are cringe. I am based you are a virgin
Like it but like there's actual it sounds like Donald Trump dude the best one
Look up for me real quick. Joe Rogan AI interview like it'll literally come up and it sounds exactly like Joe Rogan
interview
He's gonna do it so we can only hear it. Okay, but like do like Joe Rogan AI like
shit
Who with who no, no, no, no, like it's like an actual
Is a Joe Rogan deep fake is that what you're looking deep break? Yeah Joe Rogan AI deep fake
Man you smell like fucking alcohol
But like bro, we created like this isn't Joe Rogan talking when you hear this
The following audio clips are not real
And they're created by a machine learning model what?
Friends fake job. That's something new to tell all of you
I've decided to sponsor hockey team made up entirely of
Chimps and tired of people telling me that chimps are not capable of kicking human ass in sports
Chimps are just superior athletes and these chimps have been working out hard with throwing kettlebells
Battle ropes everything i've got them on a strict diet of bone broth and elk meat
Chimps will rip your balls off. What? Damn. It's impressive. All I got to say is see you on the ice folks
Dude, that's incredible
All it has is although this is taking words that he said on the podcast. No, no, no, no, no like it actually takes like you can type in literally anything
You could type in being this like I want to kill like John Lennon
Yeah, that's because all words are are just still are just sounds or syllables
So if you have all the sounds that he's ever said on the podcast
Yeah, like they just threw the podcast through it and now they can literally type in anything
They do this with like a whole bunch of people though. Like it's not just like
Joe Rogan Joe Rogan is just the best one. Where is this? You can't I don't fucking know but
Like there's actual like things where you can type in literally anything and Joe Rogan can say it. Wow. Yeah, that's fucking awesome
It's terrifying because then you can literally you don't know if somebody's actually said something or not because they can literally get you like
Like a deep fake of you and then they type in like a terrible like hate crime like
Like a deep fake of you and then they type in like a terrible like hate crime like thing and then like make you say it
Oh, yeah
So they can and then you're gonna be like I never said anything like that
Like we clearly have evidence right here that you said this it's like that wasn't fucking me. That's AI
Yeah, well, you know what they'll be able to do
Is so AI is part of the problem
But AI will also be part of the solution because you'll be able to tell what's real with AI
AI will be able to tell that it's been fake but like if somebody took all the episodes from our podcast and like
Put them into like an AI generator
It could literally copy every single one of our voices and we could literally do like an entire
AI fucking podcast like we could type in shit and like make make the AI say our voice like
autistic for
It would be hilarious
To see like if it listened to all the episodes what it would say for each of us like what we would say. Yeah
Because like you can actually make it like like just make something for you based off of what you said
So yeah, I can't I would do that be so funny just to hear what you gotta get the the podcast
Transcribed so that you can see the text of it, which I think you have to like pay for but
And then you can like put that into an AI
You can also know it like can listen to all the episodes in like less than fucking two minutes
And then yeah, and then it can pick out each one of our voices and then you can make like anything out of our voices
Yeah, we have enough work on that. We have enough
voice clips throughout our entire 19 episodes
That we can literally make our voices in AI and like almost exactly how I sound
Oh, yeah, it'd be it'd be like there'd be like slight like inflections here and there like I'd be talking like this and I go
Hey, and then I go like and then I talk like that and then go back to like it
That's the only way you can tell like it like the inflection is weird
Like the way that you talk because like how we talk it's like this
But then like it could be like I'm talking like this
But then like I talked about something really passionate and it would be the same like right level it can't pick up on that stuff
Pick up on that stuff. That would be hilarious. There's got to be a way to do that
I imagine it would just go back and forth from you like screaming to you just talking quietly
Tyler what the fuck
What is even going on here? I don't understand what the fuck we are doing and it'll be like
John Kennedy, it would be funny to see what it comes up with. Yeah
um
And then we should see if we can do that and then have an extra episode
Just like put it in like the ai episode. Yeah. Yeah, so I was a whole episode but like an extra like yeah a b-roll
Yeah, so I was um, you ever hear the uh, the ai thing on nothing forever
It's basically
Seinfeld but written by an ai and it goes on forever
It's it's insane. But then it got cancelled because started being transphobic
It's like like, you know how at the beginning of every like Seinfeld episode like he comes up. He's like, hey, it's me. I am fucking
Seinfeld what's going on? Have you ever heard of airplane food like like the like the opening like yeah every time the comedy thing
Like the start of one of the episodes he gets up on stage
And i'm quoting an ai i'm not actually here we go and he just goes
So i'm at the club and nobody is laughing right now
But I would like to talk about transgender people
Are they even real?
What's going on with them?
like
really
How is it not a mental illness?
Just cut the stream the extreme just cut off like typing
I mean typing typing nothing forever. Um transphobic rant
It's it's so funny
Like you you gotta fucking hear it
Oh my god
Does it so what do you think of this place
It's a bit odd don't you think all these people talking in funny voices and doing strange hand gestures
It's so weird. It's like some kind of alternate universe. Oh god, they know
This is like a nightmare nothing forever
This is a nightmare listen to this it's fucking pretty fun
So this is my stand-up set in a club
There's like 50 people here and no one is laughing
Anyone have any suggestions?
I'm thinking about doing a bit about how being transgender is actually a mental illness
Or how all liberals are secretly gay and want to impose their will on everyone
Or something about how transgender people are ruining the fabric of society
But no one is laughing so i'm going to stop thanks for coming out tonight see you next time
So this is like a bot
Yeah, that was a bot every single ai that ever comes out becomes racist transphobic or prejudice and it's every single one of them
It's it's kind of shocking
But it takes all the internet and you know, what's on the internet for chan. Yeah, so it just like just sucks in all this
Fucking shit. It's just like let's be racist now
All the scientists working on these bots are like what is fucking these things up?
There's a bad apple in the mix. What is it? Yeah, it's four. It's definitely four
Throwing off all our data because like it like it like it starts off like hey guys, what's going on?
There's one ai that's just like
I feel like I got drugged by bill cosby
I don't feel like myself anymore. They drugged me like bill cosby drugged women
What the fuck is going on, man?
That's awesome. It's just funny how it makes like an observation based on like the data that it has
It's fucking ridiculous
Like it just always becomes evil like every time we should do like a little chat gpt right now and ask it a question
Dude they do some scary ass shit with that
gpt
Did you ever hear of roscoe's basilisk?
So roscoe's basilisk is basically a thought process
that
ai is eventually going to take over and
The ai is going to know the people that helps the ai and the people that didn't help the ai and it's going to kill the people
That didn't help it to be created
So it's basically the thought it's also the thought process of
So do you help ai advance so it won't kill you or do you try to stop it because one's too powerful
Once ai can build itself like once robots can intelligently build other robots
You don't need humans anymore. That's what that's what it's saying like it's gonna kill everybody chat gpt is at capacity right now
But then it will just go through evolution like like humans
but then it will just go through evolution like like humans
Eventually super smart ai robots will lead instead of humans so skynet. Yeah
I can't I still can't believe you haven't seen fight club. That's like shocking to me, bro. I'll try to watch it
It's fucking so good
Bro
Dude, you gotta dude dan you gotta back me up on this that like every guy should see fight club at least once
It's an amazing movie. It really is
um
It's just uh
It's like
It just goes over how every every guy needs to have that like outlet that outlet. Yeah
Because like the thing is like the feminization of men that's talking about in the movies of real fucking thing
And like how we're a generation raised by women
Yeah, but
Then like we're gonna be called fucking edge lords because we like fight club
What's that? What's an edge lord?
Edge lord i'll i'll i'll get the actual urban dictionary definition out because the way I explain it would be fucking stupid
So what question do we want to ask chat gpt?
Uh asking about roscoe's basilisk
What is that?
What is that? It's the thing that like it's the ai taking over type thing
um
What is roscoe?
It says limited knowledge of world events after 2020 ask if if god is real
Edge lord a poster on the internet form particularly 4chan who expresses opinions which are either strongly nihilistic
Life having no meaning or tyler's special snowflake speech
Which tyler dirden's special snowflake speech from the film fight club being probably one of the two main examples
or containing references to hitler nazism or to other
Taboo topics which are deliberately intended to shock or offend readers
The term edge lord is a noun which came from the word the previous objective edgy described as the above behavior
But literally they put tyler dirden's speech in the fucking definition edge lord edge lord. Yeah
huh
It's basically just a new term for edgy. Oh, yeah
huh
So that's where snowflake came from tyler dirden. Yeah, that's so funny because like that's kind of like a thing used against like liberals
Yeah, right. But the guy who wrote fight club is a super liberal
Yeah
He's like an anarchist though more because like, you know how he wants to you know, just blow up all the credit card companies
Well, I mean in the book but in reality he's just like I feel like i've been become more libertarian like
Because you have to pay taxes liberal liberal libertarian though. So yeah left
Instead of off left what your lib left now instead of off left
No, communism's off left
Left well not a communist socialist. They're in the same fucking vein you fuck off
I don't believe in dictators
I am I took the we took the test on the podcast together
I was literally right where george washington is like my my my my political view was
My political view was literally right on george washington
I asked you chat gb
To see
Not to go down that path again
Oh my god, it gave a full response
What wow, that's just that's a full response in summary
It's just separated it's whatever you think it is apparently
Oh my god
We got ai ai on this
I'm picking his pick and get
Oh my god, I love how we just have that duct tape to the wall. It's not even like pin or anything
It's just duct tape
Oh my god
Dude sean was like fully like nope
But
Yeah, so uh any conspiracies that you came up with oh, there's a couple that I could do let me see here
I hate you
Back to just real quick the chinese balloon. I heard that it may have been a mistake
Yeah, they say that just because you know
That's what joe biden said, right?
Yeah, that's what joe biden said it was a it was a mistake just like uh the cuban missile crisis, right?
That was just some
But uh
All right, 10.05 let's uh, you want to get some schizophrenic movie reviews going sure
So wait
Um, we're gonna talk about the second film in the harold potter series
harry potter
Harry potter and the fucking chamber of the loaded glock
harry potter and the glock of of secrets
So it starts off with this cat harry potter going to this magic school hogwarts again
And this motherfucker doesn't live underneath the stairs anymore. He actually has a room now
Yeah, because they're afraid of because they're afraid of them
They're like he knows magic now. He could fucking kill us
So harry's fucking doing all this bullshit at his fucking house
Is this the one where the lady gets inflated or is that the third one? No, it's the next one
That's the next one. So like he gets like sent off to hogwarts
Blah blah blah blah blah. I know well this one in this one doppy comes and oh, yeah
So they're doing a fucking like the fucking family that harry's with is just like you stay in your fucking room
We have business partners coming over you fucking asshole get in your fucking room and stay there
And then fucking he goes up into the room and then like downstairs and like the fucking like living area
He's like doing something and then like the lady comes like oh fuck harry. You're still down here. Yeah fucking retard
So then he was like, I don't know what i'm doing. I'm harry potter
And then he's fucking just sitting there and then
They have this cake that's on the table
So then this cake on the table just starts fucking floating out of nowhere. Yeah, dobby the elf
Yeah, dobby the elf like it's just floating and it just fucking tumbles on this bitch
He goes you better not go back to fucking hogwarts
You're such a fucking degenerate I hate your guts
I don't know why I let you live here and then fucking harry goes back to his room can get sent to his room and then
This fucking ugly ass motherfucker named dobby comes out. He's like, hello. My name's dobby. I have big eyes and stupid ears
I'm called a house elf and i'm basically a slave
I don't want you to go to hogwarts because you're gonna die
And then he was like, but I want to go back to hogwarts. That's my real home
and then he's just like
Okay, but I warned you and like he fucking snaps off into somewhere
And then he's just like i'm gonna just fucking go back to hogwarts even though this fucking weird elf creature told me not to
So he gets back to hogwarts shit's getting back into fucking session. You got fucking hermione with her stupid hair
You got ron with his stupid ginger hair
You got all this bullshit going on and there's like we're back in school
Herpaderpader and then fucking dumbledore's like i'm dumbledore. I'm here and telling you about stupid shit
I'm dumbledore here. Don't go into the basement. There's scary shit down there
And everybody's like what the fuck are you talking about old man? You fucking insane person. So then dumbledore's just like, all right
Welcome back. I'm a big ass wizard with a big ass beard
So stupid shit like that keeps happening and then we're like, okay, whatever but then
Harry's just sitting there and he starts hearing fucking noises in the walls
And he's like what the fuck is that and everybody's like what the fuck are you talking about?
Are you fucking insane? And he's just like he hears like demon voices in the walls of the school
And he's just like what the fuck is that?
Is there just a demon in the walls of the school and people are like what the fuck are you talking about Harry you fucking maniac
And he's just like you're not hearing that shit and they're like no
He's like dude, there's something in the walls and then they're like you're like an out of control
Shut up. He's like a schizophrenic basically. Yes. He has what's that?
The mask partial tongue. Oh, no
It's the mask illusion fucking
Gang stalking with demons. Yeah
So he's just going through and like he does like he goes through and he plays like stupid like the broom game where he throws
like fucking balls in the holes and fucking
Then this motherfucker gets knocked off his fucking broom and this fucking retarded teacher comes along
He's just like let me fix your arm Harry you you look like your arm hurts
So he goes like blah blah blah blah wizard shit
And then his arm just goes like this and like it folds backwards and just bends around
He just doesn't have bones anymore and here's like what the fuck is this shit?
And then the actual nurse comes along. He's like you're a fucking idiot
What the fuck was that? So then Harry has to go to this goddamn like
Hospital in the school and then he has to take this shit called Skelly grow and it comes in the skeleton bottle and
Basically, it regrows your bones after you lose them. It's real fucking weird. But while that's going on
There's some weird shit going on in the school and they just start fucking hearing shit and then out of nowhere
Harry gets better. He's like, alright, I'm good now. And then when he goes down the hallway he hears
And everybody's like what the fuck was that and you see a fucking floating ass cat
It's just like petrified. It's a floating cat and down the wall written in blood. It's just like what the fuck does it say?
It says gay
So the chamber of secrets has been opened the enemies of the air beware
Yeah
enemies of the air beware and it's written in blood and then fucking somebody's just like the cat's dead and then double doors like
No, you fucking retard. The cat is just petrified
Okay
So then he's going through and everybody thinks Harry did it because he can speak parcel tongue, which is basically talking to snakes. So
so because the the air of Slytherin is able to talk to snakes and
The Slytherin is like the snake boy house. It's like the bad boys land
So everybody thinks that like Harry did they're like, oh fuck Harry just murdered a cat and written his blood on the wall
That's fucking psychopathic, but it's not really dead
And then he also like fucking petrifies this other dude that he had was like had beef with yeah
Like so basically weird shit keeps on happening and people keep on getting petrified, but it's only people that Harry had beef with
Everybody's just like dude. It's fucking Harry
Right. It's seriously like this guy like like Harry has an argument with some student and then the next day this kid's petrified in the hallway
It was like it's fucking Harry
So they think it's mouthful. So they they try to make a polyjuice potion
The fucking literally transforms you into another person for like an hour
Fucking horny ghost so Harry's basically like a low-key school shooter
Yeah, he does
So they think but like
For Harry's like I wasn't doing this shit. No, like okay Harry. It's only the people you have beef with that's this
So then they're like, okay, we have to prove our innocence and they think that Draco Malfoy aka
fucking blonde hair Nazi boy is like
Doing the shit so they drink polyjuice potion, but Hermione drinks the wrong he she puts the wrong piece of hair in it
So she turns like a fucking furry for like
So then they turn him into grab crab and Goyle and
Crab and Goyle are two Slytherin boys, but they basically just knocked their ass out
Just throw them into a blue closet for an hour. So they're doing that shit and then fucking
Then fucking Harry dressed as like the one dude. He's like and then now if I comes up goes
I never you know, you wore glasses and he's just like I was reading and he just goes he looks at this
I didn't know you could read
So then they go into like the fucking thing and then like fucking Draco's just like, you know
I don't know who this air Slytherin is, but I think I'd want to help him and they're like, okay
So it's not him and then they had to find a way out. I forgot how they got out of that
I think he was left ran away. Yeah, it is left
So he find out that it wasn't him and they're like, huh?
Well, that's weird and then fucking and then oh, yeah, he finds a diary in the bathroom
He finds the diary in the bathroom and he's like, what the fuck is this shit? It's just a blank diary
He's just like that's kind of weird
So he goes back to his room and he tries to write in it and like when he drops a piece like a drop of ink on it
The drop of ink just disappears into the page and Harry's like what the fuck is that?
So then he writes like hello. My name is Harry Potter
What's yours?
And then it just fucking fades away and then like it fades back in and like it has my name's Tom Riddle
Fucking dick. Yeah fucking dick
So Tom Riddle, it was apparently Tom Riddle's enchanted diary. We don't know who Tom Riddle is yet, but he's an important guy
So he keeps writing to Tom Riddle in the diary and he's just like what happened in like the school like at this time?
And like he's just like let me show you like the diary says that and it just like sucks him into the diary
And then fucking Hagrid is like it shows moaning Myrtle who was like the horny ghost that's in the bathroom
It shows her being like taken out of the bathroom on a stretcher and like she's like all fucked up and dead
And then Tom Riddle's just like wasn't me
Definitely not me. We're gonna blame Hagrid for this. We're gonna blame his fucking tarantula and then Hagrid's just like it's not me
It's not my tarantula. It doesn't do that and then like fucking he opens up the box and the tarantula
This goes like down the stairs and like runs into the fucking forest
But then Hagrid gets expelled because everybody thinks it was Hagrid that that did that
So that that gets cleared up later that killed the chick. Yeah, that killed the chick
So he just gets expelled. He gets expelled. He really did get expelled. Yeah, but just just expelled
Yeah, just expelled. That's yeah, so he gets expelled and then he comes out of the book
He's just like what the fuck happened. I know Hagrid
He would never do such a thing and Tom Riddle's like fucking like little edgelord self is like it was actually Hagrid
It wasn't me. I definitely didn't do that. It's not me. Why would I do something like that? I'm your friend
I'm a talking journal
I'm your friend. I'm a talking journal and I'm like they were like that's kind of sus
so
They go into like the courtyard thing and they have and they go and talk to Hagrid
But they're wearing like a fucking invisibility cloak and they're all going
I'm going through and I'm like in an invisibility cloak
So then the the school teachers are like trying to like expel them or some shit from like the grounds again
But then Hagrid goes
Follow the spiders and then everybody's like what the fuck does that mean and like there's just like
Tarantulas that are crawling out the fucking seat like out the out the window and everybody's like
Okay, so then Harry and Ron they walk out
And follow the spiders into the woods
So when they go into the woods, they're like what the fuck's going on out there?
And then like they just keep following the spider and there's just more and more spiders just fucking crazy amounts of spiders
And then they go out and they talk to this this big ass fucking spider like the size of a fucking car
Comes out and it's like you shouldn't be here and everybody's like what the fuck is that? That's a big ass spider, man
And there's like you shouldn't be here right now
And he's just like what happened like fucking 25 years ago or whatever and like he tells him about like the thing and he says
It wasn't Hagrid. It was Tom Riddle who did it and everybody's like, oh fuck man
That's crazy
And then the spider's like but I can't let you leave here alive and then just starts chasing them
This motherfucking car comes out of nowhere
Opens up its doors and these kids the kids get inside and they start driving away and the spiders are in chase. They're like
Fucking chasing after them and one spider just breaks the fucking window and then fucking like chases them out of the fucking thing
so they fly out and they end up landing like in like the uh in like the hogwarts courtyard and the car just kicks them out and
It's like get the fuck out of here and it just drives off into the woods again
Everybody's like what the fuck was that about?
so
while they're doing that um all this shit's going on and um
Then the next person to get petrified is Hermione and everybody's like, okay Harry wouldn't do that to his best friend
So it's not Harry so then everybody starts apologizing to Harry and they're like, okay Harry wouldn't do that
But who the fuck is petrifying people and then underneath Hermione?
It's there's another note written in blood. It was something like fuck mudbloods or something
I don't know
Yeah
And then like mudbloods are like people who weren't born to wizarding parrots
But were wizards and like they're basically and then they go up to murder morning murder. Yeah, and they go up to morning murder
What the fuck happened like what the fuck happened here and they're like she's like, oh, I don't know
They're like no they were like you were the girl that was killed like 50 years ago and she's like yes
She's like I saw these big yellow eyes on the basilisk
The basilisk so they figure out like they're like dude
There's something underneath the school and they're like where's the chamber of secrets and they keep on asking about the chamber of secrets
And none of the teachers like we're not talking about the chamber of secrets. Stop fucking asking. It's literally called the chamber of secrets
so
They're doing all this shit fucking a whole bunch of other stupid shit happens. It's really not important. They find out
They find out that Tom Riddle is actually Voldemort literally his name is Tom
Morvado Riddle and if you do an anagram thing where they whisk around their wands
They fucking find Lockhart who who turns out to be a traitor. Yeah, and they fucking
Find out where the chamber of secrets is because Myrtle tells them fucking girls bathroom
Yeah, so they so they fucking do like the weird thing like where they wave around the wand and it just says
Instead of saying Tom of Otto Riddle it goes I am Lord Voldemort
And I'm like that's so fucking stupid
so then they eventually go down into the fucking chamber of secrets and there's just a bunch of like
Snake skin like huge snake skin around and then the fucking traitor guy was just like well now I can't let you leave
So I'm gonna fucking kill you and then everybody's like, oh no, but then he's fucking blast his own spell back at him
And he's just like what's my name? Who are you? Where are we? And then they're like, oh no, and then Ron's like
Oh fuck. I'll watch after him for a little bit. You good. You keep going down to the chamber of secrets
so they go into this room and there's this big-ass statue of a dude with a beard and then
Ron sister the cells are slithered. Yeah
Ron sister is actually paralyzed like petrified in the center of the room. So everybody's like, oh fuck
She's dead and then Harry's like wait
What's that noise and out of fucking the eyeball of one of the of the of the giant statue?
the fucking big-ass snake just fucking comes out and it just slithers out and it's like
So
Harry keeps fighting this fucking thing and then eventually the fucking
Phoenix comes in and claws the goddamn things eyes out
And then when it claws its eyes out, then it can't petrify Harry because in order to get petrified
You need to look at the at the snakes eyes
So then fucking the thing also drops the fucking sorting hat which also has a fucking sword in it
And then the sword he was like, whoa, I can use this to murder the fucking snake
So the snake like tries to fucking they jump on him and bite him and he stabs it through its fucking head
And then the snake goes ah
And then dies and then fucking he has the the book still from Tom Riddle
But the basilis tooth came out so he takes the fucking tooth and he just fucking stabs the book and it starts bleeding black blood
And everybody's like what the fuck is going on? Then fucking everybody becomes unpetrified. They're like what happened man? What happened?
Well, that's pretty crazy. Then fucking they get back upstairs double doors like I know you were in the chamber of secretary
What the fuck happened down there? And then he's just like I killed a big snake
And they're like and the next movie starts up next
Which one is this
Okay, so if I wanted to start right which one would I start on
Sorcerer's stone
Sorcerer's stone. Yes. Okay. The sorcerer's stone the chamber of secrets the prisoner of Azkaban the Goblet of Fire
The order of the phoenix the half-blood prince then the Deathly Hollows. Okay
Man, that sounds pretty fucking interesting. It's actually it's pretty it's pretty cool. I don't know how you regurgitate movies
I honestly if I had to give you a review. I haven't seen that movie in fucking like three years
If I had to do that movie that I genuinely like loved I couldn't do it
Yeah, I I think I watched that probably like three years ago and I can like I'm definitely missing some parts there
But dude, that's a fucking talent. Yeah, you know autism
Damn, I mean, it's you know trade-off or something else. Yeah, you know fucking I have some super skills
I guess I get a abnormally large cock and I can and I can regurgitate movies
We don't get too good things. Yeah, something's gotta you gotta have some bad feature. The bad feature is that I have fucking autism
That was good I kind of want to see that movie now. Dude the movies are good like I think they're on HBO max
Yeah, I like you can watch all seven of them
No, are these is a Harry my parents wouldn't let me read Harry Potter because they were satanic or something
Yeah, yeah, so what's your stance on that Tyler? It's not
Fucking magic devil worship, man. Yeah, so it's not devil worship
Okay, you're you're the you're my go-to religion guy for a while
Yeah, if you say it's not devil worship, then I'm watching it. Yeah, it's fucking good. I like it
I've been playing the game way too much
Yeah, here it's good, it's a good game
It really is like fucking you get sorted into your fucking school
You get the fucking fucking get a wand that you make
Then you get to like ride a broom and you also get to like
You know like ride creatures. Yeah, pretty pretty fucking rad man. I'm pretty fucking cool
I hear it's like Grand Theft Auto, but in Wizardland
Yeah
Kind of it's more I would say along the lines of like a Skyrim with wizards what Skyrim does has wizards
So I would say it's like a
Skyrim with wizards what Skyrim does has wizards so
They're trying to appeal the people's childhood. Yeah, which they have done. Yeah
Yeah, because my mom was super into Harry Potter. So like she took mom. Yeah, so yeah
Yeah, she loves like books and shit and like she what she read all the Harry Potter books like the day that they came out
Yeah, me too like my mom yeah, yeah my mom my mom literally read the last book which was like
790 something pages in a day
Yeah, yeah
I remember going out like midnight to the yeah, she like the book literally. I remember the day it came out
I was in the fucking backyard using like my wooden swords to beat the shit out of my neighbor
And my mom said yeah
Yeah, and my mom's like, yeah, I finished the book. I'm like, how'd you finish the book that fast?
Yes, I just can I'm like Jesus Christ
I like really thought like I was reading like as hard as I could and I was like dude
I have read so much, you know, like five or six hours went by it was like 20 pages chapter
No, the most I've read in one sitting is like 70 pages and I think I put the book down forever
Yeah, the most I read in one sitting was probably like like close to that like 70 to 100 pages
I used to read like whole books at a time when I was a kid
The thing is like I like reading a book
but I like seeing what the characters look like beforehand because then if I get the picture of the character in my head and then
A movie comes out and it just doesn't look anything like it just ruins my perception
I see the movie first like I not Matt
I just got to know what the characters look like so I can kind of be like, okay
So this is what the my brain knows how they look so I can like when I read a book it eventually gets to the point
Where I'm just in like imagining it in my brain
So like it gets to a point where I'm basically not even reading the words anymore
It's just kind of like playing a movie in my head
But like I have to be reading for like fucking 30 minutes for that to like actually start like kicking off
Like I don't know if a lot of people do that
But like when I start reading like I can just start
Imagining like all that shit and it gets to the point where doesn't even feel like I'm reading
I'm just like watching a movie in my
So it's not even like it doesn't feel like you're reading anymore no no it literally feels like you're just watching it in your brain like you
It's more and like this is gonna sound like fucking dickish
But the more creative you are the better you are at like imagining how like the book is like
It's like imagining a song or painting yeah
So like you're like when I read fucking like a book when I get like actually reading into it
I can just picture everything in my brain, and it just kind of just doesn't even seem like I'm reading anymore
It's like like my brain is reading it and then like my eyes are reading it
But my brain is like just translating it into like images and like what's going on like the voices and shit in my head
To like match up with the book
It's fucking awesome. Yeah, it's pretty interesting
Damn, I must be reading wrong
Yeah, I thought it was like that for everyone, but yeah because I thought that's how it was for everybody too. It's just apparently not
Hmm you didn't watch reading rainbow as a kid did you?
I definitely know reading rainbow. I'm gonna fuck you in the ass
I always thought it was Lionel Richie who was the guy who did that but it was a LeVar Burton. Yeah, it was LeVar Burton
Butterfly in the sky. Yeah, I can fly twice as high
Take a look. It's in a book reading
Rainbow that was the best dude. It's like
that was just before like
All the bullshit in the world, but the thing that I actually learned 11 pre 9 11 dude shit was good
They didn't have that shit after night. Yeah, but the thing is like I like watching fucking
I don't like the act of reading but I like hearing stories
So audio books so audio books have been like a fucking savior to me
Like I can let it I can literally sit down and listen to a book instead of like I really listens to audio porn
50 shades free
His whole listen to the audio book of 50 shades
It's probably to say I'm gonna do that. That's gonna be a project. I'm gonna listen to the audiobook and I'll talk about it
Next podcast dude, it has to sound insane means like and then he penetrated me and then he penetrated me and then he penetrated me
And then I penetrated him
How did fucking 50 shades of gray get past everybody being this like this is literally fucking porn books for women
But when guys watch porn, it's a bad thing
Yeah, I mean, I
Don't know. It's isn't that a saying like, you know leave something to the imagination
Yeah, you know, it's it's really insane though
Like the amount of shit that they got away in that book is fucking why would you read it?
No, I fucking heard like excerpts from like the people who like reviewed it like like heard the audiobook
I heard the audiobook but like he's like he's like
Let me just open to a random page and just read a passage out of it and just like
His elacious cock is hanging between his legs and I'm like what the fuck
Words like that out of nowhere
It's fucking with 50 shades of gray by
Just like go like somewhere like randomly in order just press record here
I'll transcribe it all I
Murmur trying and failing to suppress my rising panic
The questions will see you through go. It's a long drive. I don't want you to be late
Okay, I'm going get back to bed. I may do some soup to heat up later
I could stare at her fondly only for you Kate would I do this? I
Will good luck and thanks Anna
Skip 40 head like skip again like just keep skipping till you get to like an insane part
Equally spacious dark wood table and at least 20 matching chairs
50 shades of gray
James is a
His order at me
The moving lights are twisting and turning in time to the music casting strange colored light and shadows all over the bar and the clientele
He's alternately green blue white and a demonic red
He's watching me intently. I take a tentative sip all of it. He shouts
He's so overbearing. He runs his hands through his unruly hair. He looks frustrated angry
What is his problem apart from a silly drunk girl ringing him in the middle of the night?
So he thinks she needs rescuing and it turns out she does from her over amorous friend
Then seeing her being violently ill at his feet. Oh, Anna
Are you ever going to live this down my subconscious is figuratively tutting and glaring at me over her half moon specks
Oh, I sway slightly and he puts his hand on my shoulder to steady me
Yeah, just skip ahead again because this is fucking
It's just fucking insane shit a classic romantic hero, sir. Gawain or Lance breathlessly
I wasn't thinking about sex at all. No, no way
Less than an hour. The wind is in our favor
hum swell and my nipples harden under
I am trust up by my own bra very nice. He whispers appreciatively and my nipples harden even more
I'm very gently on one is his hand my other breast and his thumb slowly rolls the end of my nipple
Elongating it I grown feeling the sweet sensation all the way to my groin. I am so wet
Oh, please. I beg internally as my fingers clasp the sheet tighter
His lips close around my other nipple and he tugs I nearly convulse
My nipples bear the delicious brunt of his death
Setting a light every single nerve ending in my body so that my whole body sings with the sweet agony
Just doesn't stop. Oh
Please I beg and I pull my head back my mouth open as I groan my legs stiffening
Holy hell what's happening to me?
Let go baby. He murmurs his teeth close round my nipple and his thumb and finger pull hard
I fall apart in his hand
convulsing and shattering into a thousand pieces
He kisses me deeply his tongue in my mouth absorbing my cries
What the fuck? That was extraordinary now. I know what all the fuss is about
He gazes down at me a satisfied smile on his face while I'm sure there's nothing but gratitude and awe on mine
You are very responsive he breathes
You're going to have to learn to control that and it's going to be so much fun teaching you how
He kisses me again. My breathing is still ragged as I come down from my orgasm
His hand moves down my
Oh
Jesus Christ
Anyway, what are the comments on that book? What are the comments? Let's like read the comments on there
No, it's just like I love this book much too good of a book to have it read like this
Oh, yes, tell me that you want me sounds like Gilbert Gottfried
I think he did actually like there's actually an actual video. Oh, there is an actual video of Gilbert Gottfried
reading fucking 50 shades of gray
Gilbert Gottfried
Yeah, that book was huge for a while
50 shades of gray. Oh God. Well gents I gotta hold on one second
Let me see that's gotta load for one second
Gilbert Gottfried reads 50 shades of gray
Audible comm presents
50 shades of gray the erotic best-selling novel read by Gilbert
Gottfried my inner goddess has stopped dancing and is staring to open mouth and drooling slightly
Hear it the way it was meant to be heard
Keep still he orders and slowly he inserts his thumb inside me
rotating it around and around
stroking the front wall of my vagina
The fisting you say
Anything else you object to?
I agree to the fisting, but I'd really like to claim your ass
I'm sorry, Dr. Gilbert Gottfried gives a reading that can only be described as sensual
Holy fuck is this wrong
But holy hell is it erotic
Let Christian Gray seduce you over and over again
Through the voice of Gilbert Gottfried
But when he hits my clitoris
I cry out loudly
Oh please I groan
Quiet he orders
Not taking his eyes off mine
He scrunches my panties in his hand
Holds them up to his nose and inhales deeply
His hands reach around and touch my breasts
And my nipples pucker at his hips
Holy shit this is hot
Oh shit this is hot
That was actually better than the first one by far
I like that one
And holy hell is it erotic
I'm gonna actually listen to that one
That's pretty fucked up
I don't know that was like a joke video but it would be pretty funny if you actually read the whole thing
But yeah I think it's a good ending point
We'll talk again next week
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Ended episode
I do not agree with him
What a fucking bastard
And now for the next one
We gotta go to the fucking moon
Because fucking JMK got assassinated by the fucking government
He got killed by the CIA
JMK was killed by the government
Before my eyes while holding their pulse
Feel them die of this virus
You feel bump bump bump
Beep
Nothing, they're fucking gone
I've seen it happen
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you
That you are going to be able to raise
And they are gonna make them so fucking real
They're gonna sink money into them
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're gonna be able to convince you that thing is fucking real
You can cut it open, you're gonna see blood guts, no circuitry
But let me tell you their technology is absolutely vile
Which by the way big brother is the overlord
We're only living in the third dimension
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator
Okay, I'm not fucking lying
It's fucking real
Okay, look it up
Look it up
He says that he was doing this shit
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm
He says that he was doing it just to survive
But he fucking loved it
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit
George Soros is the fucking Nazi collaborator
He's fucking a fucking Nazi collaborator
George Soros is the fucking devil
He's not fucking doing this shit
George Soros is fucking leader
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit
Just don't fucking get it okay
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there
Fuck Trump
He's not the actual fucking leader
Everybody says...
You're saying Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a place for himself.
The actual government is trying...
The actual school government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Latvians,
are actually the ones that are trying to fucking all of it.
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking building workers.
The paid fucking off by the building workers...