For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all of our already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as we speak.
Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
They come from the south, they have bread, and they're super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.
I do not negotiate with terrorists.
I do not listen to this.
They're riding my brain, love.
These girls are the same.
I admit it, another hoe got me finished.
Broke my heart, oh no, you didn't.
Fuck sipping, I'mma down the whole bottle.
Hard liquor, hard truth can't stop me.
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Which episode is this, 115?
Episode 18.
18, motherfucker.
Rare appearance of Ali Max sober.
Sober?
Sober on me.
For right now.
You'll catch me after the break.
Speak for yourself, buddy.
You want a Lipper?
I'm gonna finish this so I can spin it and do it.
Casey, I'm here with your two favorite guests, Dan and Tyler.
Occasional guest, Ali Max.
Occasional guest?
I've been consistent outside of VR.
The co-host of the century, Tyler.
Alright buddy.
Alright.
Me.
Alright friends.
Well, on this episode, Tyler agreed to play a millionaire.
Ali Max, I'm out of the hot seat for once.
Much needed break.
Much needed.
We also got, what else we got?
We got Project Autism.
And the first rule about Project Autism is that you don't talk about Project Autism.
Is that like Fight Club?
The second rule of Project Autism is you don't talk about Project Autism.
Yeah.
I wanna watch Fight Club before you do the fucking review.
Nah dude, I'm fucking, oh dude, the twist at the end, I would ruin it.
Well, you don't have to go all the way to the end just like the first time you ever
did it.
Yeah.
Like the first time I ever did it.
Bro, I wanna enter the Chamber of Secrets.
Yeah, I entered your Chamber of Secrets and I didn't finish my first time.
Damn.
How old were you?
I was 17 that time.
Oh, that's tough.
Or not, no.
Yeah, I said I was 18.
We just talked about this before.
Yeah, we really just talked about this before.
Because we said we didn't wanna talk about it on the podcast.
That's why-
We just started, I guess.
That's why I asked for the age.
No, I was 18.
I was 18.
Oh my God.
Damn.
We were both 18 and it felt so right.
So what's been going on this week?
Work, mostly.
How about you, Alan Mac?
I would like to second what Mr. Tyler said there.
Same, same fam.
It's part of getting old.
Yeah.
I just work all the time.
Yeah.
I was saying this before.
If you had to experience your entire life in one second, would you do it?
What do you mean, before I die, when I'm born?
If at any point in your life you could just be like, oh, I can go back and relive my entire
life, maybe before you die.
People have theories that that's what happens when you die.
Yeah, but that's just like, you're not actually living your entire life in one second.
You're just having, you're just living the high.
So would you feel like, would you see the entirety of your life in that one second?
You'd experience the entire, your entire life.
I mean, I can, I would that work.
I can try to look it up, but the one I'm talking about is literally when you die, your life
flashes before your eyes like that, but it almost goes deeper than that.
It's like going like reverse.
No, it doesn't go in reverse.
You would technically be reliving your life over and over and over because you'd, you'd
start to die and your brain would replay everything.
And then you die at the end of that.
And it would just, then your brain and that.
So we could, we could be halfway through our fucking, you know, fifth time.
Yeah.
Because, because I mean, there's science that backs up the fact that like your brain just
behaves very bizarre when it's dying.
It knows it's dying.
It's know it's dying.
There is a shitload of brain activity.
That's I mean, it's, I think you're dying and go into heaven because that's what a good
Catholic boy says.
Well, that's all for some debate.
Tyler, all the good girls go to hell.
So I mean, they're all the same too.
Welcome to project autism.
Everybody here is in project autism.
Welcome to angel face.
Welcome to Bob.
Welcome to the narrator.
What you're talking about.
You talk about fight clubs, some shit about it.
You really got a lot.
It's fucking.
It's an excellent movie in regards to male empowerment.
Yeah.
It's like, it's, it's kind of hard to tell.
Like I watched it when I was younger, when I was like 19, 20, and I didn't really understand
it until recently.
That's like the thing.
Like you, you, you get like the motive of it, but then you don't really get the message
until you're older.
Yeah.
Like, like the whole thing of that, we are a generation of men raised by women is technically
true.
Like it really is.
And like how, like the, the consumerism of our society is ruining men's lives.
And how none of this would fucking matter in a hunter gatherer society.
Isn't every, every generation raised by women?
No, because like the whole thing is that like there's so much like single mother like hood
type thing and how your dad, like how a lot of people's dad just left when they were kids
is a relatively recent thing.
Like most of the time, like when a, a, like back in the day, like the guy just couldn't
leave.
Like he, like as shitty as it was for the fucking, like the wife, like the husband had
the final say in whether the wife got to leave at that point.
And most of the time that is fucking, we're like, you're a whore, but I'm staying with
you fucking type shit.
But now it's just like, oh, you're having a baby deuces and just fade off into out of
existence.
That's wild.
Like in the fifties when the men would just work and then the women would do like everything
as it should be.
It's not wrong.
But like the thing is like women are genuinely more happy when they're not working.
Like that's just like a proven thing.
Like when they're taking care of their family, they're more happy and I'm not trying to like
go down like this, like sexist, like, here we go.
Like, oh, fuck that doesn't sound like that makes no sense whatsoever.
I work with like 80% women.
They're nurses.
It doesn't count.
Why does it count?
The women nurses don't fucking count.
They work all the time.
They're doing the stuff they'd be doing at home.
They're taking care of people.
Getting paid for it.
These are not things that I actually believe I'm just saying things that I've read online.
Son, yeah, in Minecraft.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
But yeah, in that movie, it's just the guy, the main character, the narrator doesn't have
a name.
Yeah, just kind of works his office job where he reads like about car accidents and then
goes and investigates them.
So he works for like a large car company and he doesn't say which one, but he just goes,
if I ever told you the amount of things that are wrong with this car company, it would
burn the entire thing to the ground.
So it's Ford.
Yeah, it's Ford.
You ever go to a mechanic for an oil change and they take the, then they fucking replace
the engine and charge you $4,000.
Who would that happen to?
No, I'm just saying in general, if you go to like a commercial agency or a commercial
mechanic, they'll just like, you go in for an inspection and be like, oh, I can't pass
your inspection until you do all this shit.
You need no engine.
I fucking went to a Jiffy Lube when I still had my Jeep.
They put, I don't even know how they manage this.
I went in just for a simple oil change.
Usually did it myself, but it was the dead of winter.
Didn't want to fuck around.
Didn't have a garage or anything.
Same guy puts more oil in without draining.
Oh my God.
I got home and I'm like, something doesn't sound right.
I checked the dipstick.
The entire thing is covered.
It's like practically over four.
I'm like, oh my God.
My girlfriend at the time, I told, she was like, why are you so quiet?
I'm like, we're not going to talk until I see if this car can make it back there.
They're like, oh, well we can give you a couple of free car washes.
Like, no, no, you're going to give me a fucking refund you piece.
And then they dead.
God is fucked those places.
Fuck those places.
Yeah.
They, I wonder how many engines you have to destroy.
They probably have like a monthly report.
It's like, well, you've destroyed three engines this month, but you did 150 oil changes.
So that's not too bad.
That's not the best numbers in the company.
That my, my, my freon was low and I'm like, no, it's not.
I literally just got it filled.
Like the other day, my fucking, my, my fan is broken.
I know my fans broken.
I'm getting it fixed.
He's just like, no, man, you're free on.
So we, so we, we refilled your free on.
I'm like, I didn't ask you to refill my fucking free on.
Like what the fuck is up with that shit?
And I'm like, and he's just like, no, we, like we had to, it was pretty, pretty low.
I'm like, no, what fucking wasn't literally fucking three weeks ago, I got my free on
refilled.
Like it doesn't, even if it's leaking, it doesn't go down that fucking fast.
Not just that.
That's like none of their business.
Yeah.
Like what the fuck are you doing touching that and checking that?
They just count on people like not knowing anything.
Yeah.
I had a mechanic that with my fucking dad, he'd fucking, so my dad would drop his cars
off and he'd be like, Hey man, just need a, the snow's put on this thing.
And he'd give it back to him and be like, all right.
Yeah.
And while I was at it, I went ahead and I changed your brake pads or replaced a couple
of you joints that looked like they were about to go.
So yeah, it'll be $2,500.
My dad would be like, Oh, thank you.
Appreciate it.
And like he would give him a good deal for the work he did, but I dropped my Jeep off
again.
And I was like, Oh, I seem to have so many problems with that.
And he's like, Oh no, he's a great mechanic.
Do it.
He's like, okay, that's going to be three grand.
Like, Oh, I said one you joint.
Like what the fuck are you doing?
Like I'm not paying for that.
I never asked you for it to do that.
And he's like, well, this puts me in a weird spot.
Well, your dad's a good customer.
So I'm just going to let it slide.
It's free this time.
I'm never fucking coming back here again.
I just count on people not knowing.
Yeah.
Because like, fuck you, dude.
That's honestly like that's $400 in labor.
Yeah.
And then plus the part exactly.
And that's what he told me it was going to be.
And then I was on vacation and he gave me a call and he's like, well, I did some more
work.
I'm like, bro, I'm in fucking Hampton beach living my life right now.
And you're telling me that now I owe you three grand.
Fuck you.
Like, bro, I make like borderline minimum wage at my job.
Like how the fuck do you expect me to afford that?
Fuck that.
Yeah.
They just take advantage of people.
So he gave it to me for free and then I never went to him again.
He gave it to you for free.
Yeah, because he my dad like had like two cars at that point and he was constantly bringing
him in.
My dad's like, oh, yeah, sure.
My dad's got money.
He doesn't give a fuck.
But I was like, dude, I know dad do for work.
I couldn't even tell you.
We were sort of fiber optic company and he's just been doing it for years and years.
He's just like that.
He's really fucking good at it.
He said that when he left his last job, they hired four people to replace him.
So I don't know.
He's better than I am.
Better man than me.
I had this two thousand one Buick.
That was just a money dump like two grand a year to man.
And I think I got raped in the back of that car.
There was this like a problem with it where the car would just shut off while it was driving
and the steering wheel would lock up and so it wasn't fit to drive and the brakes would
lock up.
How did you pass inspection?
How did you survive this car?
I was going around a curve one time.
It happened.
The car just shut off all the electricity in the car completely shut off.
You break it here.
No, I just had to slam on the brakes as hard as I can to even get it to press down a little
bit and I stopped and I yanked the wheel into someone's driveway and they're like, are you
okay?
That is so bad.
Did I ever tell a story on the podcast in my first car?
Like literally the week before I got my new car, I was driving down the street and literally
my brake pads just fly off my car.
Like I was driving.
I heard like, that's not a good sound.
I look out my, I look out the side view mirror.
I see two fucking brake pads just go like this down the road.
I'm like, that's not, and I pressed on my brakes and this was going like, Jesus.
So I just coasted into the cemetery and just drove off.
Another cemetery story.
Yeah.
Like it just like, I coasted in my cemetery and it's fucking curved off.
Like I'm like one of the ditches and I just was like, Hey dad, my brake pads flew off
my car.
What the fuck?
That's wild.
Two thousand nine, uh, 1999 Toyota Camry.
Damn.
That's supposed to be like a super reliable car.
That's like one of the most reliable cars ever made.
Yeah.
The brake pads just fucking flew off.
I'm gonna look this up.
I remember when, uh, Oh, was it you or Leroy?
No, it was Leroy that the ambulance broke down and we sat on a I-88 and then you turned
for like two hours waiting for the tow truck.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I only had one breakdown on me once.
I had one start on fire when I was driving it.
Yeah.
Dude, that's awesome.
Dude, old two.
I was driving it.
Two, two.
That was a Chevy.
Yeah.
So I was driving two.
That got flipped over, right?
One of them did.
No, that was 10 I thought.
It got flipped.
I think two did.
But I was driving two and I was driving down fucking Western and I hear, TUNK, Mike, huh?
And I just see fucking fire coming up from the fucking engine compartment.
I'm like, Hey, dispatch.
So like what?
Mike, yeah, my rig's on fire.
I'm leaving.
And they're like, Oh cool.
Do you need the fire department?
I'm like, yeah, please.
No, I was on central.
I was going down central and then engine seven.
Come out and Freddy, Freddy, Lord and savior comes out and he's like, gentlemen, let's
get this fire out.
He like stepped back.
Let's get going.
Did you just put a fire extinguisher under the hood?
That didn't work.
It was too much.
So they fucking just fucking rained on it.
Wow.
Yeah.
And they saved it somehow.
Damn.
I think I just replaced the fucking entire engine.
There's a fire extinguisher in the.
Yeah.
I'm like, I don't care.
They're like, did you try to fire extinguisher or Mikey up?
Did you?
No.
You didn't want to sound like a dumb ass.
Yeah, of course I did.
It just didn't work.
You ever set the fire extinguisher off in the ambulance and it goes all over the place?
I know, but I heard countless stories.
I did it twice.
I'll tell you a story about that.
If you remember Frankie, y'all remember Frankie?
Frankie.
Before my time.
We were going out at 787.
Was he before your time?
Yeah, he was.
Probably.
I don't recognize anyone by that name.
You would probably know.
Skin equity player.
So we're going out at 787 and he was in the back and he was messing with me doing something.
So I was joking around.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Yeah.
He was sitting in the passenger seat.
So I pointed the nozzle for the fire extinguisher at him.
And he thought I was really going to squirt it.
So he put his hand down and he actually hit the handle and the pin wasn't in it.
Right?
And so the whole cabin of the ambulance filled up with the powder.
I did that twice.
As we were going out at 787, could not see doing 80 miles an hour.
So I just like, dude, I'm like, I just took my foot off the gas and rolled down the windows
and dude, it was a good 10 seconds.
Couldn't see anything.
So I'm like, dude, we got to cover this up because there was powder everywhere all over
the front of the ambulance.
So I pulled into memorial as much as I could off the dashboard with a towel and off the
windshield.
It's so bad.
I could have been so bad, dude, but tell me about yours.
Oh yeah, no, I just I leaned on the fire, sure and it didn't have the pin in it and
I set it off all over the patient and like three firefighters in my part.
Firemen do with the fuck, man.
Oh shit.
I was going to say they probably had seen that shit happen 20 times.
I love that.
That happens way too often.
Like, oh yeah, I love that.
So this is my favorite white powder.
Oh yeah.
I had I had one with my fire department or it was a CO extinguisher.
So it wasn't like it wasn't leaving like a powder or anything, but it does come out like
a we're we're working like this chimney fire and my chief tells me to go back to my rig
and grab one.
So I do unbeknownst to me, somebody who was part of my crew fucking grabbed the thing.
They grabbed the wrong one at that point, though.
So they put it back, but they didn't hook it in properly.
So when I opened the door, the thing fell out.
Now the pin that's in them obviously prevents you from squashing the trigger.
But a fire extinguisher isn't meant to be dropped on the head of it like that.
So what it did was the thing and I was in full view of like three fire departments for
this.
It was one of those volunteer things where it's like it's not a fire, but they dispatched
it as one.
So everyone fire time, fire time, fire time, fire time.
Yeah.
There was like seven fucking engines at this thing and they're all just gathered around
fucking itching their butt cracks watching this place like nobody's really doing anything.
It's like maybe one of four people actually contributing to fixing it.
The thing falls out, pin fucking the pin pinned the discharge on it and it starts fucking blowing
all over the place.
It makes me look like a complete fucking clown.
This other lieutenant who I can't fucking stand came up and it's like pulls the bell.
He's like, oh, must be a rough day for you.
Huh?
Then my driver comes over and he's like, yeah, no, I saw Jess put that thing back and she
didn't secure it properly.
I don't know why she did that.
I'm like, so you're telling me that you saw her put it back the wrong way and knew that
something like this was going to happen and didn't say shit until now.
I look like a fucking idiot to like a hundred people, gotten much less to bystanders, like
probably a couple of who I recognize in my fucking hometown.
I'm just sitting there making sure I don't have CO poisoning.
Oh my God.
And that's why I don't really like my volunteer fire department anymore.
Well, amongst other reasons.
So I was, I'm still a tenant there.
Technically.
I work on the nights that I drove this house.
I don't really show up.
So I was, I was in elementary school and we thought that the fire extinguisher was so fucking
cool.
So we took it off.
It's a little fucking rack and gym class.
Our gym teacher wasn't fucking paying attention to us.
So I just took it off the fucking rack and gym class and we were looking at it and we're
like, wow, this thing's fucking cool.
Look at the fire man.
So we're like, looking at it.
So like, what's this thing?
And then like we pulled the pin out and like, like we were doing like the thing, like you
flip around the pin on your hand.
And then one of my buddies just goes, and he tried to lift it up to put it back and
it just goes, and then he's just like, he's not letting it go.
It's just going everywhere.
He's just like, what are you?
The entire gym teacher is like, let it go.
He's just like, what the fuck?
The entire gym teacher is getting covered in fucking white dust.
He's just like, what are you?
He's like, let it go.
He's like, how?
How?
If I drop it, it's bad.
Did you just open this?
Uh, no.
Why?
I'm wondering if this has been sitting here and just dried out.
Let me feel it.
Yeah.
Take a, take a little feel.
I'm just going to put moisture to it, but it's moist enough.
Yeah.
That's fine.
Did I ever tell the scoop story?
What's that?
Speaking of high school.
Did I ever tell the school elementary school?
Oh, elementary.
Yeah.
The scoop scoop.
Yeah.
Did you guys have that at your school where you would scoop people that had like man boobs?
Oh yeah.
I never had them, but people would fucking do it to me and be like, don't fucking do
that.
Yeah.
I wouldn't do that to you.
So you would shake your hand like an ice cream cone and go scoop and like lift up on
somebody's titty, you know?
Yeah.
Even if they didn't have them.
So we would just always do it.
We were just like, you know, teenage boys, you know, borderline homosexuals, you know,
so always borderline emphasis on borderline.
Yeah.
So anyway, I, there's this one kid, Teddy Roosevelt.
No, I, I, uh, I always made him do my, uh, my homework in school and, uh, he was like
two grades.
What the fuck were you in high school?
Like bro, you're doing my fucking homework.
You sound like a douchebag.
No, I'm not like, hey kid, do my fucking homework.
I'll take your fucking lunch money.
I know your parents are cheating on you.
I think I can't hand my homework in with your handwriting.
I'll get, I'll get expelled.
It wasn't like a homework homework.
It was like the work you do in like lab and like biology like that.
Like I would make him do it.
I'd be like, I'd be talking to people and I'd turn around and be like, Teddy, you're
not done with this yet?
Like, come on.
What the fuck, man?
You were the douchebag.
Dude, I never did a single project in high school.
I always had my partners do it.
So I mean, anyway, um, he was a good dude.
He was a real good dude.
But, uh, I, uh, we were in the locker room and I scooped him.
Right.
I go to scoop and now Teddy was like, he's kind of a tall lanky redheaded kid.
Right.
He's fucking fed up.
So he's like, I forget you dad.
Right.
So he ran after me and I don't remember.
I don't know if you remember those rooms that they had locker rooms where the coach could
see out.
Yeah.
Like the little, yeah.
Did I tell this story?
No, but like, no, no, no, no.
But my high school didn't have that.
But I can picture what you're saying.
My high school did.
There's a room so that the coach could keep an eye on what was going on in the locker
room.
So he was running after me and I ducked down and he put his arm out and his arm went through
that hole and just sliced his arm open.
Right.
Like lengthwise.
Oh, and so I'm like, I'm looking at him.
I'm like, holy shit, dude.
I'm like, are you all right?
And dude, like spots of blood, like this big around sort of falling on the floor.
Oh, fuck.
I was like, oh shit.
And I'm like, I gotta go fucking get somebody.
Right.
I'm like, I am in so much fucking trouble.
Yeah.
So I just like brand to go.
I just murdered somebody.
It might actually die.
I think I like went and told the coach.
I don't remember who I told, but they came in.
They're like, holy shit.
Right.
So was the kid's hand still in it?
No, no, no.
He, he, he ripped it out.
That's the worst thing you can do at that point.
It was so bad.
So we got him down in the nurse's office and the nurse was like, what the fuck?
The nurse was freaking the fuck out.
I was like, I'm gonna go get him.
I'm gonna go get him.
So we got him down in the nurse's office and the nurse was freaking the fuck out, dude.
And this kid had played.
Fucking throws a tourniquet on.
I mean, I was, it wasn't spurting, but it was probably close to that point though.
But yeah, this kid had played the Tin Man in the school play, the Wizard of Oz.
So the nurse was like, Teddy, Teddy, stay with us.
Stay with us, Teddy.
You are the Tin Man.
I'm standing outside the room.
I'm like, I just fucking killed Teddy.
Teddy's fucking dead.
Who the fuck is gonna do my schoolwork now?
I'll never forget that.
You are the Tin Man.
And it took the ambulance, it was a volunteer ambulance, half hour to get there.
Oh my God, this kid's gonna die.
The kid's like, we're bleeding to death.
We made the news because of that actually, because of the response from.
Oh fuck.
Dude, I had, ah fuck.
I have a story about high school and then ambulance coming.
So Watervoly is a semi rough place.
Kids get in fights like pretty much like every two days there's a, there's a pretty significant
fight at Watervoly.
So I was like, we gotta bro, you're hard.
This wasn't to do with me actually this time.
I was just sitting there.
I was a bystander for this one.
So I was sitting there and it was, it was like math class and like our teacher was on
the others because like she had two different rooms.
She had like one for like the seventh graders and one for like the 10th graders.
So I was sitting outside the room like waiting and like it's locked because it's like, you
know, like the teacher locks their door before like, before they come back.
So I'm like, all right, I'm sitting there and then this one girl who was like known
to be like a, like a fucking schizoid fucking comes up and she like tries to open the door.
She's like crying and shit.
Tyler's girlfriend.
And I'm like, I'm like, Hey, what's wrong?
She was fuck you.
I'm like, okay.
And she goes, I'm going to fucking kill him.
And I turn around and I'm like, why does she sprints away down like the hall?
And then there's this one kid who is like picture like the like stereotypical like linebacker
like high school like dude, like he's like a, like a, like a black, like huge fucking
jacked guy and like, Oh, so, so I was sitting there and I just see this going down.
I'm like, what's going on down there?
So I looked down there and this fucking chick jumps on his fucking head, like a fucking
spider monkey just starts punching him in the fucking head and I'm like, what?
And then this dude suplexers are in fucking to a tombstone and just fucking tombstones
this bitch.
I'm like, Holy shit.
And then she just fucking goes limp.
She just goes limp.
I'm like, dude, you just fucking killed her man.
He just goes, Oh fuck, I can't go to jail again.
And then runs away, sprints out of fucking school.
And he sprints out the doors of the school and runs, you can see it from the window.
He's sprinting down the hill.
It's running away.
He's like, Oh hell no dude.
I'm getting the fuck up out of this bitch.
I'm like, like I went over, I'm like, I can't go to the clink again.
I'm like, okay, she's breathing, but that's not good.
She just fucking like, like she got a tombstone.
She just goes, Oh man.
I'm like, Oh fuck, she's dead.
Why is she hugging herself?
So I'm like the fire, the fire department gets called and the police department gets
called and then my teacher goes, what the fuck happened down there?
And I'm like, she tried to open a door, screamed and then started punching him and then he
got, she had tombstone by him.
It's like, like the undertaker.
Like she's like, Oh my God, dude, that's the undertaker theme.
I think that one of the best high school memories I have is this kid who was like a known piece
of shit, but he apparently got in and not trying to cut you off.
She was okay.
She, she ended up being fine.
I just wanted to make, she's not dead.
And Dan's like, and my guy, Teddy did die.
Teddy actually sells Cambuca now in North Carolina.
So Teddy's Cambuca.
I think, I think one of the funniest things I saw in my school though, fucking kid, known
piece of shit.
Just a total, okay.
This is a bit much.
This is not going to match the story I tell.
But fucking guy says, he's like, I'm so fucking kidding.
I'm leaving the names out, but he's like, this kid pissed me off so much.
He fucking slept with my girlfriend.
We're in freshman year of high school.
I was like, all right, whatever.
Not paying much mind to it.
Knows the combo to this kid's locker, cracks the thing open and just whips his dick out
and just takes a full piss in his locker.
There's a teacher across the hallway.
It's like, Hey, Hey, what are you doing over there?
I'm pissing in this piece of shit's fucking locker.
The fucking teacher goes up to grab me.
He's like, Oh, you want to grab me with my dick out?
Let's see how that looks in the fucking news.
I'll make sure everybody knows what you did.
So the teachers just sit in there watching this kid just finish off, shake his dick,
like make sure it's all good.
He's like, all right, take me away.
Where am I going?
Like I got it out of my system.
He did go to prison twice though.
That's a heartbroken dude.
That's a story.
I think it was a girl.
I can't remember though.
Because he just said, I, dude, I don't care what happens.
I want to get caught.
I want to be known.
I want to know how much I hurt.
Oh, everybody knew it.
I was just, I mean, don't get me wrong.
I didn't have a front seat ticket.
I didn't see what he was whipping out there, but I mean, I was standing right there behind
him.
I'm like, I'm not going to stop him.
Like this guy's clearly on a mission.
Like fuck this kid, but like, what are you about to do?
Yeah, it was another basketball game with just watching like a JV game at high school
one time and the kid from fucking burn got his fucking arm bent backwards in half and
everybody just like sat there staring at him.
It was just like, it was just like silent for like 10 seconds.
And then his dad ran down and like helped them, but it was fucking sick.
Shuck it up, pushy.
Get back in the game.
But if you want to hear it, I was watching this YouTube video yesterday.
If you want to hear a fucking dark story, so we need some background music for this
like what the undertaker, the undertaker theme, I don't, I don't know if that fits,
but if you want, it doesn't fit.
It didn't fit last time either.
The moment passed dark ambient industrial.
I don't know.
Deep cello music.
I wonder what they're up to now.
We should do it.
I want to misgender them.
I got, I got some good back.
Is that a weed vape?
No, but there was this, so this is like 18 year old kid that's a, he had like school shooter
vibes.
He had a bunch of mental illness and he like talked with a lisp and everything.
And I wait, hold on a sec.
This talking with a lisp, I would imagine that a school shooter would have a list.
Yes.
I'm just going to go out there and say it fucking kids.
Yeah, I'm going to fucking get it.
And so I'm watching his confession video and he's just sitting there talking to the detectives
telling the story, like they're talking about the weather and like asking them questions
like they're talking about the weather.
So he lives with his mom, right?
And he gets pissed at his mom.
They never had a good relationship.
So one day he gets pissed at his mom and he was like, he wanted to kill himself.
So he goes to his mom and says, can I kill myself?
Like, like asking her for her permission or her like approval.
That's fucking weird.
And she was like, I don't care.
You're a grown man.
You can do what you want.
And that's fucking fucked up.
Yeah.
And he got really fucking pissed.
And like he's like 18 years of aggression.
He's like sitting there talking with him.
He's like, he's like 18 years of aggression.
Like it came out 18 years and came out.
He went upstairs, got a hammer and hit her in the head with it.
And he hit her in the head 20 times until her brain was exposed.
And then he reached in and like pulled her brains out to make sure she was dead as she
was like shaking on the floor.
God fucking hell.
And then he fucking he fucking dragged her into the bedroom and then fucking like raped
her dead body.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
And they're just like sitting there talking to it, talking to the detectives about it.
Like it's like it's the weather.
And yeah.
And then he then he got arrested.
But those are the people who actually get the fucking insanity, please, too.
Because I love you.
I love watching those criminal psychology ones, but it's the ones who he's like, I'm
not crazy.
He's like, I knew what I was doing.
Yeah.
But those are the people.
Yeah, those are.
Yeah, that's exactly it.
They're actually like, I hear voices.
There's demons.
Those are the people who they're like, are they like a matter of fact?
Yeah, those ones are actually insane, though.
Is there any like person like that?
Anybody who commits murder like that?
Like technically insane?
I would say so.
I watched the video.
I don't know if they're insane.
Like it's just a rough upbringing and the shit shit hand that got dealt to you.
And you almost can't blame them for doing what they did.
Maybe a little bit less violent of a manner.
I mean, if you kill your mom, that's one thing.
Raping her corpse.
Yeah, I forgot about that part.
I thought it was across the line.
No, no, no.
I mean, I don't argue that where you cross the line is where you're pulling the brains
out of the skull.
Or, you know, maybe like maybe like the fifth swing of the hammer.
That's where you draw the line.
I don't think the other 15 were necessary.
So I was watching the video like similar like criminal psychology thing.
JCS, great fucking YouTube channel.
And I was watching it and like this kid, like same like matter of fact tone.
He lived with his grandparents because parents said he was like too much for them.
And like he was down there and like he came out of the basement with a fucking 12 gauge
or no, it was a rifle.
He came out with a rifle and his grandfather was sitting on the fucking couch in front
of him.
And he said, yep, and I just picked up the rifle, looked at him, boom, right in the head,
blew his fucking brains out.
And I made sure because I put a second bullet in his head and he just go and he's just like,
yep.
And then my grandmother looked up like she didn't know what was going on.
And I went over to her, put a bullet in her head, then put a second one in her head.
And then I just went outside and started running.
That's so fucked up.
Yeah, the one I saw.
Like for exercise, you started running?
No, like just to get out of the area.
Like the Amityville Horror Story.
The one I saw it was some guy, he literally was just on a mission to kill someone, just
didn't really care.
He just was like, apparently they went into his upbringing a little bit.
They just said he had a rough upbringing.
Like this kid was a fucking bad seed.
But fucking goes to a Walmart after illegally getting his hands on a pistol, like a nine
mil just gets into this, holds a guy at gunpoint while he's walking back to his car with groceries
and says, get in the car.
All right, we're driving here.
And he's like, I'm not driving anywhere.
You got a gunpoint.
I mean, he's like, here, will this make you less nervous?
And he pulls the magazine out of the gun and he hands it to him.
He's like, all right, see, are we now more relaxed?
Like I'm not going to kill you so long as you get me to this point.
And the place he asked him to bring him to was like some fucking-
I'd make sure there wasn't one in the chamber either.
Well, wait.
But fucking gets him to the destination he asked him to drive him to was like this swampy
area.
And he's telling all the detectives, he's like, well, I just did this.
I know I did.
Like he was just going to get groceries.
And he's like, well, so at this point, once he dropped me off, I brandished my firearm,
shot him with the one bullet that was remaining in the chamber.
And I heard gurgling noises from him, but I could tell he was still alive.
So I removed myself from the vehicle thinking-
Check.
So I removed myself from the vehicle so as not to get his fluids on me.
Proceeded to grab the second magazine I had concealed, loaded it, and then shot him again.
And then he crashed his car as he attempted to drive away.
At that point, I tried to call a taxi and well, he picked me up then and that's the
story.
And he's like, so why did you do it?
He's like, I don't know.
Oh my god.
Did you ever hear the-
I just did.
And then the best question the detective asked him is, is like, what do you think you deserve?
And he goes, death penalty.
Bro.
And then he's like, all right, yeah, that guy's fucking insane.
Like throw him in the loony bin.
He's good.
Not good, but throw him in the loony bin.
Did you ever hear the Danny Phantom killer?
No, I don't.
Wait, I just want to show you how this guy talks.
Okay.
When you dragged her to the living room, I mean to the bedroom, you kept on hitting her
there?
Yeah, kind of.
That's when you reached in and grabbed her brain?
Yeah, I kicked her in the head.
Then I just, that was kind of silly, but then yeah, I just-
Jesus Christ.
That's kind of silly.
That was silly.
That was a little bit silly.
Then what did you do after that?
Then I had sex with her corpse.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Have you ever done that before, that sex has had?
No, I haven't, actually.
This was just the first time?
Oh yeah.
How do you pop a stiffy at your mom's corpse?
Yeah, that's fucked up, man.
It's real fucked up.
Did you exchange in the bathroom?
Did you?
No, I didn't.
I even, I took a bath before then with my penis, really.
Well, that's a little personal, but yeah, I did.
Oh my god.
Wait, wait, wait.
I was wanting to get the details, man.
And then I changed.
No, you don't.
This fucked up.
Back it up a little bit.
How about this, this is just your son.
This is one of his, your-
Desiree Hill.
Is she okay?
She is okay, yeah.
Okay.
Where does she live?
At an apartment, actually very near the house.
That big kind of Hispanic thing, I mean like Spanish looking building.
It's an old apartment complex with a code.
Was it a fantasy of yours to kill her as well?
It was.
Did you write down that on your note?
Oh, I did actually, but I decided against it because-
I didn't think I was going to make it this far, to be honest.
It's like I'm free balling at this point.
Seems a little much.
That seems a little much.
Fuck this kid.
This kid's a fucking asshole.
He deserves death penalty.
Fuck that guy for that comedy.
You made sure she was dead by grabbing her brain and moving around.
Then you took her clothes off or was she already-
Actually, I had to drag her by her clothes to get her in.
They were very laborious, actually.
Oh my God.
This guy's a fucking asshole.
She said she's a pretty big woman.
My biological mother?
Yeah, actually she is my natural mother.
I take after my father.
I'm a mother.
That's fascinating like I've never heard anything like there goes our Swedish viewers
So do you ever hear the Danny Phantom killer
Think it might get an echo is this
No, I guess it was just my so
So this guy and you we've seen the so Danny Phantom, right?
Like the guy the kid that turned to a ghost like and just like a superhero hot emo girlfriend. Yeah, so
this guy was like obsessed with Danny Phantom like to a scary degree and
Remember like the the ghost rocker girl like the I think her fucking name was like
Yeah, so like he made like animations online where he was like
Like self inserted himself into the TV show and he was like dating Ember the like the punk rock like ghost girl and
Like it like he has like the videos are still up like where you can like see him like self insert like into it reminds
Me of the Codyville fire department
He ends up like like he keeps on like lights posting
He keeps on posting these like weird videos of her and like
like like him in her in like a fucking like weird animation thing and then he started writing in his notebook that he thinks that
his afterlife would be with the ghost like chick and
Like he like when he died he would join the fucking ghost squad or whatever the fuck he called it
I think it was literally called the ghost squad and
like lock him up, so
This motherfucker went to like a like all these or some shit
And he was just like I'm gonna kill a bunch of people
I'm gonna kill myself and then like he went in and he killed like two people with like a pistol and
Then was trying to kill himself, but he couldn't do it and then when he got arrested they fucking what a fucking pussy
No, and then like fucking take yourself out
Don't drag other people into your fucking twisted fantasy you piece of but he also thought that everybody that he killed
He would take with him to the ghost zone or whatever. They don't want to go to the ghost zone. Yeah
Ask them. Yeah, so I've suck enough. They're shopping at Aldi's. Yeah, I shop at Aldi
They got some great products at even better prices
I actually shop at Aldi's too, but Walmart has even better prices than Aldi. They do. Yeah, but if I'm gonna get shot
I would think it was gonna happen in a Walmart. I think we are getting a little bit of echo. Yeah for me
Yeah, of course, of course our Lord and Savior just fucking left us
but like it was weird because like God is dead the whole thing was was was weird because of the like
Ghost fucking shit like the the Danny Phantom shit
Like this is horrific
Fucked up now
But like there's so many like every year at Elliott Roger fucking incel killer
No, like he just he posted like
17,000 videos of him and it's like no girl wants to date me cuz I'm Asian. Yeah, no
No, you you yeah, you told us about yeah
Like he was like he's a real fucking asshole like what is wrong with these people like Dan proceeds to delete the entire
Let it go yeah
Oh
Yeah, dude, there's there's some reason a reason by me where this kid not by you
Not done by not done by you by my house
Anyways, I fucking killed four people
this kid
shot his parents and
his
well one was his mom his biological mom and then his stepdad and
We got echo. Oh
Sorry
Yeah, let's cut it for a sec. All right, Randy star was his name
Who's that the Danny Phantom killer? Oh
Oh, literally this is how he fucking looked like look at this fucking psychopath
Fuck that guy he could have just found an emo girl dated her
Fell in love with an emo girl
Throw in the bin this this what's your opinion on machine gun Kelly? I like him. I like them
I don't like him anymore though. He's gone off the rails a little bit
He's not like Kanye or anything, but then Dan sorry what we're oh no, he's alright. I like that song
He do with Travis Barker
Yeah, like this was like his fucking animations he literally did videos of him like shooting up schools in Danny Phantom
Okay. Yeah, it was really fucking weird
Damn. Yeah the one by me
The kid shot his biological mom and then shot his stepdad
They killed them both but the stepdad both his kids were state troopers
So they were the first one of them was the first one on the scene like his actual dad was a state trooper
It's actual dad. No, so the stepdad was just a regular guy
But the stepdad had two other kids that were troopers
So one of them was the first one that came to the scene
No, cuz he heard his address go out so whoa
suspected Chinese spy balloon found over northern US
There more to that they've been monitoring a suspected Chinese
Fucking terrible that was that was recent. I never heard anything more about it
But that's literally I can just about see the house from my house really yet. Do you hear anything or no?
No, well, everything's got real quiet in that house
it's
Yeah, that was fucked up. I live like
Like I can see a hill in the distance kind of like a mountain. Yeah, and it's like a three-minute drive away, but
Basically speaking of speaking of like your house and shit. We definitely need to do that like fucking rake hunt when it gets warmer out
Oh, yeah, and we'll go investigate his house where the dude crashed the motorcycle. Yeah, we could do that too
Oh, dude. Yeah, we do that any day of the week, dude. I got I got a get up
Let's go. I got new ghost gear like like literally the other day. Yeah, I got a new emf reader
I got a new temperature reader. I got a thermal camera and shit
I I told the story about how my friend saw the figure at the end of the driveway
Yeah, that was real fucking creepy. Yeah, and then I showed I'm like, dude, you know what happened over there
He's like, dear. I see like a six foot tall like grayish figure. Is that just my eyes?
And I'm like bro. Let me show you something. Well, you walked over there and I was I showed him the cross
Yeah, they saw the cross with a hat on it. It's been there, you know, did you take the watch over to the cross?
Maybe that would limit your your ghostly activity cuz then like the the final piece of like his like remains was like taken over to
Like where the cross was maybe I should that'd be a good idea. I think I was thinking about wearing the watch, you know
You know about that thing about doing like a little restoration on it
I mean since Ali max it was like $600 watch it is only I know about it
It is the six hundred psycho. Yeah
No, but like like if that was me, I would bring the watch over to like where the cross is and put it down with it
Hmm, maybe I'll do that like maybe that like kind of quells some of the weird shit that's been happening
Yeah, I mean it was only that one
Event yeah. Yeah that anybody really reported actually that's not the only thing that anybody reported
My neighbor asked me he goes cuz I walk every day. I think I talked about yes
I was walking down the street and he asked me he's like, do you walk at night dressed in all black?
And I'm like never no
Because there's some guy
This is working around. Yeah, he goes with a hood on right dressed in all black walking down the center of the street
The other night middle of the night and I'm like, no, you're not a very populated area. Are you?
Yeah, I'm in the middle of country. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah
Because I actually had a weird event
I don't know if it was paranormal or not, but it was like weird but like it didn't get captured on my ring camera
So that's what makes me go to the more paranormal like thing
But me and my dad were sitting at the dining room table
which my dining room table has like a little hallway to like my front door and my front door has like a glass like
Front door and then I have like windows that go across like here like my my front door is here and I have like
Windows bro, dude, these fucking windows
stick out plastic on them
I'll tell us we'll tell us story after this but
So we had like three windows and like the glass door
So me and my dad were just sitting it was like fucking 2 a.m. In the morning
we were just bullshitting and then
Like we heard something like crash outside or like what the fuck was that and we saw a fucking black figure just fucking
Sprint across like the fucking three windows come to the front door
I do one of these like it was like looking inside and I'm like
What the fuck and like I got up and I fucking like hopped like I hopped up and I went over to the fucking front door
Before I just like fucking the truth like so I have a little like you guys been to my house, right?
You you yeah, so, you know that like that little like walkway up to my house
That's like it has like a little like uplifted thing and then like the staircase that goes down like this
It looked like it literally jumped off the the railing and then sprinted down and I'm like a
person wouldn't be able to do that without like breaking their ankle and shit because literally it's like about the five foot drop onto like
Like like the decorative rocks
So literally if somebody jumped off if they'd have to jump down on the decorative rocks from five feet and then sprint off like nothing
and it was fucking weird and I'm like
And like I looked at my ring doorbell because I have the ring doorbell and like if it catches any fucking most like it catches
Fucking like mice and shit like walk like running across like the front porch and shit
Nothing like at all and like the one thing that's shitty about the ring doorbell is that you can't like
Live stream it backwards. You can only live stream it from the point where you like literally like press like live stream
So I'm like I really wish that I could have went back like fucking two minutes and see like if anything
But like it only let me live stream from that point on so I'm like, but there's no motion or anything
so I'm like that's fucking weird and then like I jumped down and
This is the weirdest part. I looked down the snow because like freshly snowed like a couple days ago and
There was a bare human footprint
Just a single bare human footprint. Now what constitutes a bare human footprint?
No, no like it like it like a person not wearing shoes like a barefoot. Oh
I thought I was thinking about that
No, no
It's a man-bear pig in my fucking yard
No, but it was like a human footprint that just was there. I'm like
nothing else it was a single footprint and like it was like here to
It looked like somebody like jumped and landed on one foot and then just didn't go anywhere
And I'm like went into a different realm
Yeah, but it looked like it literally looked like somebody jumped from my my my walkway
To there because it was like a good like two or three feet and then it was like just nothing
It was it wasn't two feet. It was just one and then it was nothing and I'm like
That's and like there was snow all over. So if somebody like walked on the snow, you'd see it and
None of us are fucking stupid enough to go out with a fucking no shoes on snow
and like it was just a singular footprint that was like fresh and I'm like
What the fuck was that? It was really fucking weird. Look at weird, dude
Yeah
peeping Tom
ghost peeping Tom
But
Yeah, so you want to talk about windows
What do you got on this spy balloon here? Oh, yeah
well, there's a
Spy balloon Chinese spy balloon over Billings, Montana. They were debating whether to shoot out of the sky
Correct answer would be yes on that
High altitude
Like balloon that was like, I don't know if it's like a drone or like
Do they have technology that records?
Like can you record from Billings, Montana? Like yeah, they absolutely do like can you
Like if you have like a spy balloon in Montana, can you pick up secrets from Washington?
I think it was my Washington DC. Yeah, it might have been making its way to Washington and they just caught it there
But like I thought you were like asking if like you could get like signals back from that
Like they definitely get like are they trying to tap people's phone calls or I?
I'm figuring it would be kind of like a
like a
Like a surveillance type thing like they're just kind of like looking like with like a camera to like see shit
I don't focus on their fucking covid
Yeah, they're all dying. I got fucking covid two weeks ago. And let me tell you the Chinese virus. I'm not happy about
Chinese virus, yeah, I mean dude, that's like archaic fucking balloons like
What planet are they on dude everything they have like all their technology don't they really have a missile in outer space?
I can just zap anybody for Chinese if they do they stole it from us like you were talking about last
It's 20 years behind
Yeah, I mean they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like they're like
You're talking about last 20 years behind. Yeah, i'm sure I mean you say surveillance balloons. That's like cold war era
So I was having this conversation with somebody
Um how like we're probably on the precipice of world war three like with all the shit that's going on
um
And but like my dad's like we wouldn't be able to get soldiers like nobody would sign up
I'm like we still have the fucking draft like i'll sign up bro. Let's all sign up for world war three
I would sign up for world war three fuck that
Yeah, you know that you know that foo fighter songs waiting on a war like
But like we were all sitting there and like my dad's like nobody would sign up i'm like we literally me you him him
All had to sign up for fucking the draft like in high school and i'm like selective
We're still on the fucking draft list, but they're like, yeah, we're just not gonna use the draft
But we reserve the right to draft if nobody's signed up for fucking world war three
You don't think they would reinstitute the draft. Yeah, of course
Yeah, because like that's what i like because like he's like yeah, so he's like i'm not worried about you guys i'm like
Dude, there's they're probably gonna reinstitute the draft and i'm 24. I'm 24 about to turn 25
I got one more year and if they fucking reinstitute the draft I can get fucking drafted. Yeah, my brother's 10 years younger than me. So fucking
um
He couldn't draft me because i'm deaf
I had to sign up for it because the form doesn't have anywhere on it, but i'd be medically disqualified
You'd be for you'd be uh, I think maybe I'd be medically disqualified because i'm crazy
I think it goes down. I think you would be too. I think it goes down as uh
As the need yeah. Yeah, so they would find a job for you, dude
Yeah, they would like good it's like the gun's gonna be on your left side. So you can't go deaf anymore
It'll put you on top of a humvee
Yeah, I mean half the fucking soldiers are like half deaf now because of the fucking I know medically
I'd be disqualified from it. I've talked to recruiters before you hope
Well, no, not I hope I tried to join the military at high school. They disqualified me. I'm telling you like
During wartime, i'm sure i'm sure if it gets like desperate they're gonna be like fucking you got a pulse
All right, is your iq over fucking 80?
Nine out of ten people are in
All right
This is actually pretty crazy
The balloon is currently traveling at an altitude well above commercial air traffic and does not present a military or physical threat
To the people on the ground that sounds like some
Yeah, it says the military decided against shooting the balloon down while the balloon's current flight path carries it over a number of sensitive
Sites the official said it does not present a significant intelligence gathering risk
The balloon is assessed to have limited additive value from an intelligence collection perspective. Maybe it's some retard that just let a balloon go
No
Like it looks fucking sus. Let me see that that's like that's not a little kid's balloon there
Yeah, that is fucking weird let me see
Dude that shoot that down fuck that and it's just like and it's just the fact of like yeah
It's going over sensitive sites and then it says the u.s
Is taking steps nevertheless to protect to protect against foreign intelligence collection of sensitive information
We are tracking what abilities it could have in gaining insights and continue to monitor the balloon and it has
Oh, that actually might be a good idea instead of shooting it down figure out what the fuck it is
Yeah, but what if it's fucking getting shit right now? You're like, oh, we're not gonna shoot it down
It doesn't have anything but we also don't know what it is
But if you did shoot it down
You could just pick out like the pieces of it like you get like you could find out where it crashed and then fucking figure out
Well, dude, the ultimate flex
Is to know about it tell the world about it and be like fuck you
Care about it like dude, that is the ultimate like hey, you guys are fucking idiots. You fucking suck
It's like we we our technology is so
Whatever dude, we don't even care what you can do with that thing
Whatever it is. It's not enough dude. America always like is doing like the big dick contest like where it's like
Oh, yeah, fuck you. You don't care. It's like dude, but we we want yeah
We fucking won. It's like we won the game bro. No other countries have nuclear
Aircraft carriers. Yeah, we have like seven. I think we have
Maybe we do have seven. I think it's seven. It's dude, but other countries don't even have them
Other countries don't have aircraft carriers in general. It's like dude, china russia
pepsi pepsi
Shout out to train man. I think I think that russia started coveted unleash coveted. Are you fucking stupid?
It's china not not russia united states. No china started covet. No, I know it's falchi because china
I mean united states
Infected china so their numbers would be decreased for before world war three
Oh, you think they're balancing it out? Yeah. Hey, guess what guys?
They needed a reason to instigate it. Hold on
This is you know how case he does that thing where he hears a song and he can play it on the piano
Yeah
It's just like it blows your mind like savantism
That's what just we just witnessed that was the most genius thing
I have ever heard
Dude you and then blame it on china united states infected china to instigate world war three and to weaken them
And also meant to infect russia, but they got let it go out of control because trump was elected
God damn that's maybe and maybe russia found out about it and knew what they were doing and so
They need to secure resources before world war three. Yeah, and trump didn't do shit about it
So the united states got infected but now there's like a bunch of tensions and like ukraine and but then china got a way worse
Strain of it too. So maybe we're just fucking virus bombing them dan. Let me ask you a question. I got a control the code
Do you believe russia or china or a different country poses the biggest threat to united states? I?
think
The united states poses the biggest risk to everybody states
our own problems
Our own stupidity, but no really um, I think the general I think it's the dominoes being set up right now
Both of those I don't think either one on their own are that big of a problem. I think the problem is is
is
Tensions are rising. Yeah, russia wants ukraine and china wants taiwan
Also, if they both like really go with everything they have all at once like we're fucked and those two know more
Actually, I think sorry. Um, I think that
world war three
If it happens right now
The united states will slaughter
Fucking russia because russia is weakened by the ukraine war right now and china is weakened by covet right now
That's why we're fucking trying to ramp up this shit. Yeah, russia thought they were gonna wipe the floor with ukraine
But that's the thing russia russia has been like trying to be big dick fucking we're like big and tough and stuff
And they can't even beat a fucking tiny country like fucking ukraine
How well it just it goes to show you probably without without using without using nukes it is incredibly difficult in this day
And age to invade a country boots on the ground
Yeah, like you just can't like imagine if they tried to do that in the u.s. Like it's a five to one gun population
They will get fucking slaughtered. So there's a there's a there's a famous saying from the Emperor's
general in World War two from
Japan
And he said that America
You cannot invade America because there is a gun behind every single blade of grass
That's a he that's pretty much is like so that's that's that's one of them
But then he said another one which America will not fall to anybody but America
You can't beat America the only people that can beat America are people inside America
Let me ask let me ask an even better question, and then I will give my take and also lead into a very good story
But what do we think the biggest threat to the planet is whether that be the u.s.
Whether that be fucking aliens whether it be disease
What do you want to hear a crazy thing that I that's gonna? I'm gonna look back on this
I think it's either AI or the one that I really think it's gonna be I'll share afterwards
So real quick I ordered pizza and they usually call me. Do you want to answer as done?
Megan's gonna answer the door and be like what?
Oh fuck I got out of that out so
What got said was it me that my address
Would show up to your neighbor's house, so I was I heard what you said about China
So
Here's my crazy thing that I think World War three is gonna happen, and I think the United States will win it
but the next threat and
Mark my words on this the next threat after Russia and China is gonna be India
It's gonna be there are friends quote unquote right now, but India is gonna be a problem
And I think the next 50 years. I don't think so they're so they're so overpopulated. That's a thing
They have way too many people they have no resources. They have no resources
So they're gonna they're gonna try to invade people with resources so they can yeah, but with what resources are they going to invade people?
Do there they are they're gonna fight China with us because India says that they hate China
So they're gonna fight China with us and then after World War three
India is gonna take over a shit ton of parts of China
And they're gonna have all those fucking resources from China because we're gonna be like okay, India
You can fucking have this fucking bullshit little fucking area China
And then India is gonna be a fucking huge problem in the next like hundred years
I think I think world war three. I think it's true world war three is gonna be all nuclear or all cyber warfare
I don't think you're gonna see much boots in the ground
It's not gonna be total fucking decimation because I mean United States
They've always fallen back on like Cuban missile crisis fucking
Japan all that shit we I can't remember what it stands for but we use the mass sure destruction
Yes, yes, and it's essentially you fucking come at us. We're gonna be like, oh you want to start a war with fucking send everything
Fucking do it. We'll do it right now
That's just even fucking even
Even yeah, even with Joe Biden. I think that that's the way it would go like fucking we will destroy everything you have ever had
I cease to exist. I would not be surprised though if
Russia ever tried to launch a nuclear weapon
We'd shoot it out of the sky with a laser and we wouldn't retaliate just to be bosses about it
Just kind of like the weather balloon thing right because
Yeah, if we fire back then they're gonna fire more and then we're gonna fucking decimate everything, right?
But it's but if Russia shoots that every single major American city. Oh, they're gone. Oh
They're not gonna shoot one missile they're gonna shoot like 17 missiles at the same time
Well, no, they could do it almost as like a warning shot
Like I mean think of what we did to Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Did you see we could have fucking obliterate?
There was actually a new nuclear map that got
Like released and it showed like green red yellow like around the country like what's the like most dangerous like places?
The capital district in New York is red. Yeah, well between between us and Russia
We have the nuclear
We have a capital in New York. Well, we between between the US and Russia though and the missiles have the distance
We could nuke the entire planet three times over. Yeah and destroy and like completely entirely
That's every like if we wanted to push of a couple buttons the entire world is nuclear fallout
Send us back into another fucking stone age. Like you could do it just like that. I think our counter nuclear is
So advanced that we don't even know about it. We can't obviously nobody can really know about it
No, but that's the thing. That's the thing. I was just thinking about like
If you call if he if you answer is Don Juan
He'll just not bring it. No, you guys if you answer is done. Why do you got to get the door because I'll be doing embarrassed
You want a beer let me get you a beer
He'll be like I'm at the wrong fucking house. I
Give a good tip
like when I'm thinking about the like the
Counter-nuclear thing you don't really see our fucking like our
Government being that concerned about nuclear weapons anymore
No, because like they used to be like, alright, Russia's got some like now Cuban missile crisis
But like and it was like everybody was on Russia's like we're threatening nuclear action
Like our fucking like our government's like whatever like it's like, okay, dude, but like we're in the stone age
Is it but is it really like that or is it more like everybody's hands are tied?
Like if they do it like no because our thought process can't change like we can't go in there and just fucking take their nukes away
Like they will shoot them before we have the option to and same with us. Like it's just it's a nuclear deterrent
That's why we have them. I think that it's more along the lines of
We have such insane technology that we don't even know about that. We're not even concerned about I hope so
I hope that's what it is and I think that there's a good chance that could be correct
But so you gotta let's think about it like I'm not trying to cut people. I'm sorry
No, no, you're fine. But let's think about it
We just we just instituted the fucking Space Force and everybody made fun of it and she's a space force
Space Force shirt, so do I made made by the government my fucking roommate came home and he's like, hey, I got this
Yeah, fucking genuine space. It's awesome fucking give that to me. Yeah, my buddy was in the Air Force gave me one, too
It's fucking awesome
But the Space Force was just created and like everybody was making fun of it and shit
But what do you think the Space Force is actually doing cuz they're like, oh, what are we gonna fight on the moon or something?
They're using fucking satellites and fucking insane shit. That's fucking also if you have to make it
It's fuck a balloon or the way spying on you from outer space
Cuz like if you actually fucking think about it if you have to make an entire other branch
For whatever the fuck we got up there
There's some fucking insane shit that's up there
Yeah, like cuz like that's the thing cuz everybody's like Space Force what the fuck I'm like if you ask that's me
If you're actually thinking about it, I'd be like if you made an entire branch of the military into this
Something crazy is going on up there
Either either we got crazy satellites, which I think that we have or there's another threat that's coming from out there
Oh, yeah, they wouldn't make it for no reason
Yeah, because everybody's like why would you make it Mike?
It's either we have insane technology up there which we fucking do and everybody knows that we do we just don't know what the fuck
it is or
We got a message from something out there
That it threatened us enough that we need to make a fucking combat force in space
That's even scarier that it would be from out there that there's something I want to touch on there
But something we talked about on the last podcast you guys weren't here for this
I don't know if you've ever seen the videos of the from the f-18 pilots of the UFOs. They've seen yeah, they're fucking crazy
Okay, so I don't know if you've also heard of the not to get off on this again, but the the triangular
Yeah, the UFOs there like this and they're super fast and they can do like maneuvers that they can't like can't be fucking done
Right. So what I think that that is my theory is that those are actually
Target points for these advanced weapon systems that we have just like a cursor on a computer screen. No fucking shit
That's fucking crazy. So it's not because how would you target like say that plane we were talking about right flight 93
Yeah, how do you target it? How do you because you can't just target on the ground because you want to hit something in a three-dimensional space
So you have a cursor so you have a cursor and it's not
It's not manned and it has to lock on to something
Yeah, and it's not manned so we can do maneuvers that that's
That wouldn't be possible for a human to do and people are saying oh, it's a craft. It's not a craft. It's a target
That's a targeting system. Okay, so this thing that these F-18 pilots
How it skips ahead to their target points, right? It said that their next target point was like 60 miles
It's good and it just appeared there. Yeah, okay. So maybe what they're doing is
This is a higher level of the military saying okay, let's track one of our jets with us
Okay, and so let's let's put the cursor ahead of them and let's see that and that's why the F-18 pilots are seeing that
So this is crazy using our own military. This is a crazy fucking theory that
There's the military like they've got boots on the ground fucking guys like the fucking like standard guys
Then there's like the higher-ups and I think there's people even fucking higher than that that we don't even fucking know about like generals
Generals are like fucking foot foot soldiers to them type shit
Like they have this shit and I think the Space Force as much as a joke as it came out to be
I think they took some of the most elite guys from up here
Kind of gave them their own little thing that they use for like the space stuff and there's like, okay
This is so we can get public funding for what we're doing type shit. So it's kind of like a okay
There's a whole bunch of money that goes missing all the time and they're like that was probably going to the fucking
Super military that we have up here and like ops products. Yeah, so like, okay
Let's just make the Space Force into a branch so we can just put the funding and it's like instead of money laundering in the at
A federal level they'll be like, okay
this is the project that we're putting it into and
They're just using because if you look at the spending that the Space Force gets it's fucking unbelievable
And like for what like for like the like what they have right now
They're like why the fuck do they have that much fucking money?
They're funding projects that are insane
But this the scary thing is for like what I was talking about like the mess like the things that are coming out from out there
We're getting like radio signals from fucking space and shit that are coming out from fucking shit
And I think that we intercepted a couple radio signals from space that scared us enough that we're just like we need a defense force
out there somewhere
because like they're like there's something out there that's sending out radio signals and
Maybe they caught like a radio signal that was just like oh
Fuck we need to do something about this
But we can't tell the general public because it would freak people out like if you fucking
Were just a standard like fucking like beer drinking American that like sits down and watches like football on Sundays
If you were a me
Let's say you're a standard alimac and like you're just sitting there and then like one day on the news you hear
Yeah, we got an aggressive alien signal
From space that would freak out 90% of the country. That's that is more or less public knowledge though between the bloop
Yeah, like that was that was from the ocean. Yeah, they debunked the not not the bloop the Wow Wow
Yeah, but they they debunked that is something like last year. I could unquote debunked exactly
That's what I'm saying. How much can you really trust it? Cuz it was kind of fishy but going back to what I had to say
Um probably to lead us into the break here and it's been brought to my attention again
And this was something I was always worried about because I remember I did a shitload of research on this when I was in high school
I think what's gonna fucking wipe the planet out and I don't think it's gonna happen in our lifetime
But it will soon if it's not climate change and resource war at wars and nuclear decimation
I believe it's going to be fungi because they
Know I'm listening. That's I'm just I didn't expect that I expected like a
God so this got brought back to my attention because of the last of us the show coming out and the introduction that they have into
It it's fungi is kind of different from your bacteria and viruses, which are very I don't know how to describe
They're not very like smart. They're not intelligent
It's just go in here replicate and you're essentially gonna kill your host
But also have a method of spreading but with fungi they have the ability to control minds
What do we think LSD is made of it's based off of a fucking fungus?
Well LSD LSD is based off of a fungus though, so up to this point
Fungi has not no fungi that we know of is capable of living within a human body
Because of the temperature of 98 degrees, but now with climate change
We're already good man, by the way to 98 degrees
Fantastic but um also some pizza. No, I'm good. Thank you. I have all my mac and cheese at home
I will be but I got to finish this first, but you gotta
So we're noticing already that a lot of fungus are star and they're in the very beginning of the stages of this
But we don't know I mean, there's so many different types of fungus like there's just a million of them
More than millions of them and we're already observing that they're beginning to evolve
To be able to deal with higher temperatures because of climate change
So at what point for example the one that fungus that the last of us is based off of which is real
You can look it up and it exists in ants is called cordyceps
Cordyceps we also I was literally just listening to a podcast about it like as I pulled up here
Yeah, it's fucking insane though because cordyceps it controls the ants mind
it essentially brings it somewhere that and it
Controls its it controls its mind and it can spread in various different ways
but the primary way that it is is it it keeps its host alive after it destroys and takes over its brain and
Then it brings it somewhere to die where it can release spores which are then airborne and can infect further ants and it also exists
I think I can't remember. I think I saw something it you can get cordyceps infections in deer. I believe um
But it's nuts because like you we know personally like I mean not us at this table
But as humans like LSD is a fungus you take that and it fucking like people have like meeting God
Experiences so like that's how the mind control aspect of it works
So let's say that something like cordyceps is to evolve into the human realm. There's no cure for that. You can't cure it
You there's no vaccines you can get it's when a fungus enters the zone
It's either we stop that shit immediately or we're fucked and the chances of us stopping it are not very good
It's just it's it that's that's the shit that fucking scares me they bring it up best
In the show fucking weird it's scary
Out for that entire thing dude so cordyceps. It's it's a fungus that actually like it takes over insects
Oh, yeah with the fucking come out of there
Yeah, yeah with tendrils and spores and shit and then explodes and then infects everything else around
It's just like something out of a horror movie
It is and it's with climate change what essentially the rest of what I was saying is with climate change these fungi are
Evolving to be able to withstand higher temperatures the reason why they've only been in insects up to this point is because they can't deal with
the internal temperature with humans
If they evolve we're fucked. Yeah, we're fucked. There's no curing to any of that shit like you know I cured a bullet to the head
Yeah, that's essentially
All right, we're gonna take a break on the entire podcast and we come back slices of pizza
Tyler's in the hot seat
Get ready. He's agreed. He's agreed to play for some ghost pepper
He says he's not gonna lose so okay all right, we'll be back
Oh, yeah
Who wants to be a millionaire
Tyler Lee
That's me. That's him, bro
You're playing millionaire or ghost pepper today
Or what do you want? Do you want a ghost pepper or Carolina Reaper? I'll take one of these
Am I really gonna be the only one who ever actually ate one on this podcast
I ate one with you on the one the first podcast we did it
Did you yeah, I was fucking dying
Oh, yeah, you did you're right you're right don't remember that no I do I mean I was
Not sober for it. I
Got to turn my fucking furnace off that Dan fucking out it to VR chat
Tell us about what else you added to Don Juan's palace in the me while do this oh
I had some of this duck thing in this basement here cuz you add one of these on the table
No, I could add one of those yeah, dude add a couple on my spot all right there needs to be smelling salt
Here's the rules we're gonna play regular millionaire, but if you fail out you lose you gotta eat a ghost pepper
So and what's he what's he gonna win today?
I was gonna buy a fucking scratch off, but I fucking forgot
But I think Tyler also Venmo you want I think Tyler just wants to prove himself right I just like trivia
Well yeah, he likes trivia, but all right
Tyler Lee from Menan's New York waterfully waterly
What tell us about your hobbies there chief? I like to paint more hammer figures
I like to paint more hammer figures
I like to paint more hammer figures I I like to do put little soldiers together and paint them
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've been doing that for a while, huh? I've been doing that for about a year now
What would you do with a million dollars probably?
You know buy a house
Yeah, all right. Let's play millionaire
Taxes would be unreal on that wait wait hold up. I'm being I'm being told that Tyler is ineligible
I'm being I'm being told that Tyler is ineligible
Yeah, I have cancer
Because of this criminal record
Yeah, I have a criminal record
Oh boy, it looks like you're gonna have to sub someone in for you
I got a sub Ali Mack in buddy
Welcome to the hot seat friend
Are you fucking kidding me?
Welcome to the hot seat man
This is fucking stupid
You think I'm eating a beber if I lose you're out of your mind
Alright Ali Mack
Why isn't it him?
Why isn't it me?
You're back in the hot seat playing for Tyler to win Dan's money I guess
Yeah
Actually I'll put up uh I'll put up five dollars if you win
I'm putting up a buck
I'll put up five dollars
Alright fine I'll put up five dollars
I don't need money
Yeah but it's so entertaining
So if you feel it out you can keep playing if you eat the ghost pepper
If you win you'll win all our money
Alright Ali Mack a hundred dollars
I can keep playing if I eat the ghost pepper?
Yes if you eat the ghost pepper you can keep going
That's a shitty fucking deal
That's a terrible reward
Are you fucking kidding me?
If you eat a ghost pepper you have the opportunity to eat another one
Yeah whoo
Alright Ali Mack a hundred dollars
What is the last letter in the Canadian alphabet?
A zero B Z Z C Zilch D Zep
Fuck do those Canadians really call it a fucking Z?
You know I hope I'm fucking wrong
I'm gonna go with Z
Final answer?
That's my final answer
Alright Ali Mack you got it
I don't know what one said
Why do they call it that? Call it a fucking Z
The only reason I guessed that is because it was a question
I thought it would be Z otherwise
Alright that's like two hundred dollars
In tennis having zero score is referred to as
Love
It's love
D Love
I don't like the fucking hot seat man
Fuck you it's him next time or it's you or it's him
I'm done
I'm fucking done next question
Three hundred dollars Ali Mack what do the three blue men play in the blue man group?
A guitar B percussion
B percussions
Final answer?
A guitar B percussion
I guess I just gotta keep the confidence
If I lose that it's all over
Five hundred dollars
How many stars does the original American flag have on it?
A seven B thirteen C twenty six D forty eight
B thirteen
Final answer?
I guess that's correct
Some retarded part of me wanted to answer seven on this
Because I knew like thirteen colonies
But I was like wait was that the first one they did?
I should have accepted because I would have got all of these so far
You're going for a thousand dollar mark
Alright
Who was the first Republican president?
Oh shit
A Andrew Jackson
B Thomas Jefferson
C Abraham Lincoln
D William Howard Taft
Now is this one that you know?
I might
Repeat the names
A Andrew Jackson
B Thomas Jefferson
C Abraham Lincoln
D William Howard Taft
I'm gonna go with A
Final answer?
I'm gonna go with A
Well this final answer he was confident
Here we go
Franklin
It was Abraham Lincoln
I actually didn't know that
Well I'm not eating a pepper
Alright well this is the beginning
We'll let you go
Oh wait no there's a second chance
The second chance
Oh you fucked that one up
I thought we replaced it with Don Juan
No second chance is good
What?
It's a fucking solar plexus clown glider
Fuck
That wasn't you Tyler?
No
I'll take a nibble of a pepper
We've got some paranormal activity here
Stand by folks
That was aggressive
Relax bro
I'm not sure if you caught that on the
That was really aggressive
I was I'm not eating a pepper
Was that what it was?
I thought it was you
Like an episode or two ago
I did the same thing
I'm like what's that knocking
You're like that was me
I was like oh don't do that
Scared me
Is your house haunted Casey?
No nobody's here
Man that's fucking weird
Strange
Probably
Yeah I've known for cats to knock on doors in the past
Alright Ali Mack
Well we'll let you take a sniff of the
Good
Here it'll be a big whiff to make it fair
Since we blew the second chance
Cause I would have
No I would have got it wrong again actually
I just want to use a lifeline this early
You did not convince me with your reaction
Did you know that?
I have no idea
Did you know that?
Well you didn't give that off
Are we doing second chance or are we doing Don Juan?
Well we're going to have to do
Second chance now
Let's leave Don Juan in there too it's early in the game
So we'll do Don Juan and
You'll take the sniff
Don't throw up
Dude I love how instant the throw up was
It was just like a
Oh yep
It tried
It tried to come out
Stop doing that
Dude it's electric
Give me the next question
I'm ready
$2000 Ali Mack
Gregor Mendel is considered the father of
What branch of science?
A. Taxonomy
B. Evolution
C. Medicine
D. Genetics
Give me the options again I actually think I know this one
A. Taxonomy
B. Evolution
C. Medicine
D. Genetics
It's either B or D
Fuck me
Is it Wendel?
Gregor Mendel
I'm like 95%
Sure it's evolution
We're going to go with
Evolution I'm going to lock that in
I know that too
Yeah
He went with his gun again without a
Lifeline
You're wrong
I'm not doing so hot today
Jesus Christ Ali Mack
Was it genetics?
It was genetics
I was trying I was doing
I know you were I thought I had that
That was 4 for D
Alright someone hold his head he's going to take a 3 second
Sniff of a smelling salt
You don't need to hold my head
Full exhale, full inhale
Can I get a barf bag?
Just go over there and do it
If you're going to throw up
There's a garbage can over there
I'll pay the consequence
Oh my penis
He looks like he's doing
Cocaine
Is that his O face?
That is his O face
Ali Mack you gotta
Pull together use your lifelines bro
Oh wow
Yeah there's the impulse to vomit
I never got that
$4000 Ali Mack
What is the fourth digit of Pi?
A1, B3, C4, D5
Do you want a lifeline because I know this one
Is this the fifth?
Fourth digit of Pi
I know this one
The fourth digit of Pi
It's 2
That's not an option
Do you want to use your lifeline?
Do you want to use your lifeline because I know this one
We're going to go with Tyler for this one
A1, B3, C4, D5
Fuck I meant four
Do you want to use your lifeline or not?
I'm going to use my lifeline
Alright we're using a lifeline shout out to fucking Tyler Lee
Yeah it's 3.124
No it's 3.14
The fourth one is 4
3.1415
And I don't know the rest
So it's 3.13.145
What in the decimal is a digit?
No it's 3.14
Bro I regret this lifeline
Listen 3.1411
Alright we're going to go with 1
Yes
Final answer? Yes
3.1415
He was counting the decimal as a digit
Yeah he was 3.14
I'm like no he can't
He knew the number but I almost got that wrong
Fuck
Okay
For $8000
Which German priest wrote the 95 theses condemning the Catholic Church?
Oh I know this one
In 1517 and also shares a name with a 20th century figure
I fucking hate this guy he's a piece of shit
A John Kennedy
B William Clinton
C Martin Luther
D Heinrich Himmler
Heinrich Himmler?
I fucking hate this guy he fucking tried to break down the Catholic Church because he's a piece of shit
So you're really telling me that I used my fucking lifeline in the last one
Yeah
I know but he clearly knows this one too
Fuck this guy I hate him
I'm going to be completely honest I don't have the slightest clue
My girlfriend is a Methodist and she follows this guy and I fucking hate this guy
I just did the phone a friend
No you can ask the audience
Yeah ask the audience which is us too and you don't even need to acknowledge him because I know the answer
Just in case something were to click just give me the names again
Wait tell me ask me the question
Which German priest wrote the 95 theses condemning the Catholic Church in 1517?
He also shares his name with a 20th century figure
A John Kennedy
B William Clinton
C Martin Luther
D Heinrich Himmler
Yeah we're going to call the audience Tyler
It's Martin Luther
8th grade history
It's Martin Luther he started the Lutheran revolution
I thought you already asked the audience
No he phoned a friend to me
This is asking the audience
I thought he had to call somebody
Who the fuck do I have to call right now
Call Goodman he said he's off
So it's fucking
I'll tell you right now
I know who it is
It's Martin Luther he started the Lutheran revolution
It's fucking Martin Luther
If you don't choose Martin Luther you're fucking retard
Of course it is
Yes
Did you say it was
Martin Luther fuck
Alright
You got it
I'm so disappointed
If I don't bounce back strong
I'm not even
Usually I re-listen to the podcast
I won't listen to this
I'll be so fucking angry about it
It's Martin Luther fucking dude
Alright I'll be back
Two lifelines down
Tell me what my lifelines are
50 50
Oh wait no you have two more left
Don Juan you have Don Juan still
You have Don Juan 50 50
$16,000
Which war came first
A war of
1812
B French and Indian War
C American Revolution
D French Revolution
Buddy
These history questions
Are killing me man
You can't keep letting me
Go out there like this
I think it's French Indian
Wait
Answers again 1812
War of 1812
B French and Indian War
C American Revolution
D French Revolution
Think about it
History class
I'm right there with you dude
Why am I the fucking trivia guy
I know some about history
But I don't really know shit that far back
To be honest
All of these are like fucking
Every time
No I'm going on a rant here
Every time it's fucking George Washington, Abe Lincoln
All these fuckers from early US history
You know I suck at it
And they always end up in this shit
I don't know fuck about it
Hey Ali-Mag, who's on Mount Rushmore?
I'm not doing this again
I got three of the four names
I'd do it again and I'd still miss the fourth fuck
Okay I don't fucking know
Early US history
Fuck okay
I don't even remember what 1812
Was fought over
Ali-Mag so
Let's work this out
When was the American Revolution
They had the mighty sissies
They had the what was the
Vicetennial
Like around what year was the American Revolution
We're gonna go with
Fuck
Literally when was the
Declaration of Independence signed
July 4th
The music ran out
Ali-Mag when was the
Declaration of Independence
I don't fucking know early
No not early 1900s
Think about it
It ends in 76
What year
So it's 1812
We're going with 1812
No
What year was the American Revolution
Ali-Mag
Oh my god
Ali-Mag listen
Listen buddy listen
The war of
1812
Yes
The American Revolution
The French Revolution
And the French and Indian War
Okay
You got this alright
When was
The Declaration of Independence signed
Keep asking me these questions man
That wasn't even the
The actual question
What year was America founded
I don't know
Oh my god you're American
You wouldn't even be able to pass the fucking
If you were not a citizen
Of the United States you wouldn't be able
To get your goddamn fucking citizen shit
Because you don't know the year
The United States was fucking founded
I am too cross for this
Oh my god
In my defense
Early American history
Was when I was unmedicated from my ADD
So I didn't really
I missed out on like a good
Two or three years there
I think we need to have a separate question to get multiple choice for the year
Alright just use the lifeline
Hey we're gonna call on you Donny boy
Oh don't
Hold on
I don't know what the right answer is
I don't know
See thank you
Fuck
You guys make it seem like American history
I mean I'm sorry I'm not fucking
A true patriot here
Fucking Christ
I just said
Before this question got asked
That it's always early American history
And here we fucking are again
It's not a strong group
I'm pretty sure
Wait you're a pretty
You don't even know?
No you guys have been fucking with my head so much that I'm like
I knew it but I'm not sure anymore
Okay yeah sure we'll go with that
I don't think anybody but Casey knew the answer
Yeah I get ridiculed like that
That was fucking really real
You might know the answer
I was just asking
When America was founded
I
So think about it
Don Juan's gonna tell you
Okay
And you're gonna listen
Okay
Alright we're gonna get Don Juan on the horn here
But think about
The literal name of
These wars okay
Yeah
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
The only kicker there
Is the French Indian
That's the one that fucks me
I'll give you a hint
Don
Can I just eliminate one answer
No
Just let him call Don Juan first
You guys have made it pretty clear
It's American Revolution
Hello
Yo dude so
I gotta ask this question
I'm on this game show right
Yo who wants to be a millionaire
Don
Alright Don Juan which war came first
War of 1812
French Indian War, American Revolution
French Revolution
The butter
Yeah the chick that sits down on the butter
You know what I'm talking about dude
No
Cross legged on the front of the butter
Damn dude she's on the butter dude
Oh shit
You talking about those Indians
Alright Don Juan
That's all the time we have for you bud
We're gonna go with French
Shut up
Sorry Don
We're gonna go
French Indian Warrior
Final answer
Ah sure why not
Don Juan coming through for the
Final answer
Oh yeah
Now it's clicking
Yeah cause the French came up
Because the French Revolution was after
The American Revolution and the War of
1812 so the Declaration of Independence
Was signed in 1776
Okay
That's the year
The French and Indian
War was what caused the American
Revolution because of the
Money that the
That they had to pay the taxes for the British soldiers
From that rev- from the French
And Indian War so the Americans did not want to pay
The taxes for that so they ended up
Going to the Revolution which then
Caused the French Revolution
And after the French Revolution was when the War of 1812
Happened Exactly
Okay
Well I'm glad we got some early
History buffs in here alright let's see
See what other early history
Questions you got for me since that's all they
Fucking are Yeah that's the $25,000
If you get this question right you can't walk out
Here with any less than that
Which famous artist died most
Recently Adolf Hitler
A Pablo Picasso
D Andy Warhol
C Jackson Pollock
D Vince Van Gogh
Oh Van Gogh's a nope
He was he was old timey
Picasso was too
I say it's Warhol
What was the third option
Jackson Pollock
I don't even know who that guy is
He was a splatter paint guy
That still doesn't even narrow it down
I can't get a picture of it
Like literally it's just splatters
Of paint on a canvas
Warhol
Warhol made the
The one with the
Campbell soup cans
Pollock was this splatter paint
Picasso was like this weird square shit
And Van Gogh was like starry night and shit
I could have sworn Picasso was old timey though
It's like 1930s
I don't know
You know
So what do I got left
50 50 50
You can cut it down
Yeah fuck it we'll do that
I mean like I want to go with Warhol
But I gotta
Knock off some other ones
Yeah
Alright Ali Mech we're gonna
We'll
We'll eliminate Van Gogh and
Blue Picasso
Options are Andy Warhol Jackson Hall
Yeah and those were the two I didn't know
That did not work to my benefit at all
No
Being perfectly honest
These were the two that I was torn between
But I think
I think I'm gonna go with Warhol
Final answer?
Yeah
Come on don't fuck me here
Yeah it's gonna be wrong
Drop it on me
So Ali Mech I was going to say that you should
Have just went with your gut
Yeah Warhol was the
60s and 70s
Jackson Pollock was like the
Warhol died in 87 Picasso
Died in 73
Jackson Pollock died in the 50s
Did he? Really? No shit
I was torn between
Picasso
I had fucking Picasso and Van Gogh rip
Van Gogh died in the early 1900s
Yeah Picasso was like
Popular in the 1930s
And he died an old man
Fucking
That's why you still know about them
Because they're so fucking expensive now
Andy Warhol
Died when he was in his 40s
Because he was out of copious amounts of drugs
Good for him
I'll be back you won $25,000
In the fucking
Hot seat today
And you're going for $50,000
But you don't have any lifelines
So good luck
I can go on a run here
So long as we stay out of American history
Sorry I'll fucking raw dog this shit
We'll have a comeback here
$50,000 yeast
Ferments sugars into alcohol
And what other byproduct
A carbon dioxide
B oxygen
C nitrogen
D glycogen
Are you fucking kidding me right now
What
I think I know this one but I can't give you an answer
I know you can't
Think about what yeast does
Like when you put it into a
Bread
What does it do to the dough
I know
I think
He's getting help from Tyler
I think it's great
I think you might have been talking about this earlier
It's a particular substance
No
I'm thinking it's the other one
Really? Yeah
I'm back so we're talking about making
Alcohol use
Ferments sugar into
Alcohol and what other byproduct
I know
I know the question
I'm just thinking
It might be what you're thinking
Yeah it's either
That or the other one
But
Fuck
So A carbon dioxide
B oxygen
C nitrogen
I'm torn
I'm torn between two
I think it's either A or C
That's where I'm torn between
And that's where I've been at
I just can't fucking
I'm gonna have to take a pot shot here
Just give me the answers one more
Time and we'll see if someone clicks here
A carbon dioxide
B oxygen C nitrogen
D glycogen
Fuck it really could be either of those
Fuckers too
Carbon dioxide or nitrogen
Motherfucker
Fuck I'm gonna go with C
Just I'm taking a shot in the dark
I'm just gonna go with C
Yeah you can go with that but
That's not what I would go with
But do it
He locked in C
Do you know it?
I think it's this one
But I'm not sure
But you think it's the other one
I thought it was the stuff in fire extention
So did I
That's my god but I don't know
I don't know
I can't know for sure
So neither of you know for sure and neither of you have looked this up
I'm not getting a lay up here
I'm not fucking doing that
But I'm
Let me see
I don't want you to
I want the answer to be genuine
If you truly don't know
I might still lock in
Why are you looking up?
Fuck it
Carbon dioxide
We're gonna go with carbon dioxide
We'll revert it
Dude Ali back listen to the people
And he got it right
Ali back looks like he's about to panic
I'm just pissed off man
I'm just pissed off
Every question I get bad at too
And I always choose the wrong fucking one man
Fuck
I'm doing the 50-50 for myself
You're doing good
$100,000
Which was considered the first horror
Film to win the Academy Award
For Best Picture
I think I believe it's Psycho
But read the answers
A. The Exorcist
B. The Sixth Sense
C. The Shining
D. The Silence of the Lambs
Psycho won something though
And that was back in fucking black and white movies though
You might want to fact check
Your own work there
I'm pretty sure Psycho won some shit
I'll fact check right now
I said award winning
You didn't specify what award
I said Academy Award for Best Picture
Nope I'm looking it up Ali back
Don't look anything up
Alright I can't do that
Okay
Psycho was nominated
For
4 Academy Awards
Best Director
Best Supporting Actress
But didn't win Best Picture
FUCK
Alright then I gotta just base this off my movie
Not a thing
Give me the options again
Silence of the Lambs, The Shining, The Exorcist
And what? The Sixth Sense
It's not the Sixth Sense
I'm writing that off right away
Let me think here
I got one that I'm going with
Exorcist, The Shining
Fuck Exorcist and Shining
And The Silence of the Lambs
Those were all early movies too
Fuck I'm talking too much about those
One was earlier than the rest
I know
Don't give me anything
Dude your bare headphones are terrifying now
I know they really are fucking great
I should put stitches on it
I wanna say Silence of the Lambs
Fuck no
What was the question again?
What was the first horror film
To win the Academy Award
For Best Picture
I don't think the Exorcist won that
Like I remember it was held in high regard
But I don't know if it did
I'm pretty sure The Shining won
And Silence of the Lambs I believe probably would too
I didn't like Silence of the Lambs
I don't know
I didn't like Silence of the Lambs
You didn't like it?
That's not really my style
I thought you would have loved it
I like The Exorcist
Fuck man
This is a toss up between all three
I like the more paranormal ones
I mean it's a good movie
But it's just not my cup of tea
I don't like cannibalism
Get this wrong, Ali-Bak, you gotta take a bite of a ghost pepper.
I will.
I'll beat myself up over this.
I'm not gonna eat it, but I'll take a bite of it.
I'll spit it out.
The Shining, the Exorcist, silence the lands.
And the Sixth Sense.
I don't, I've never considered that as an option though.
I feel like that came out later.
That came out in the 90s.
I'm gonna go with silence the lands.
Yeah.
Because the Shining, is the Shining 80s?
The Shining was the 80s.
Exorcist was the 70s.
I would have got that wrong.
I would have said Exorcist.
Every time I influence my answer because you go like, you're like fucking me over here.
I'm like, I gotta be silence the lands, dude.
Ali-Bak, you're $100,000.
Fuck.
Okay.
Going for 250.
My first thought was Psycho 2 before the answers came out.
Oh, Ali-Bak, you got this one.
Rapper Juice World, originated from what city?
A, New York.
B, Chicago.
C, Miami.
D, Atlanta.
I don't know this one.
Who I still see in the chat.
Wait.
I wanna say he was Chattown, but I don't fucking know.
I don't think he was Atlanta.
Was he New York?
No.
We're gonna go Chattown.
What's that?
Chicago.
Final answer?
I don't know where he's from.
I know X was from Florida.
Damn, Ali-Bak.
Took another shot.
You got it right.
That's where Ye's from.
And he just pegged, he looks to me like a Chicago rapper.
I didn't know that.
I knew it wasn't New York and I knew it wasn't Atlanta.
But I was like Miami, the only reason I was thinking Miami is because X was from Miami
and then they got a similar sound.
Yeah.
They're both dead.
Yeah, they're both dead as fuck.
$500,000 question.
Rage Against the Machine guitarist, Tom Morello.
Yeah.
Wrote what on his guitar during his time with Audioslave?
Arm the Homeless.
A, Workers Unite.
Arm the Homeless.
B, Soul Power.
C, Arm the Homeless.
D, Free or Chained.
That's gonna be C. I'd say yeah.
I'm agreeing with you.
I think it's that one.
Pretty confident?
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
Unless he was in another band and he wrote some other shit.
But when he was Rage Against the Machine.
I said, okay, Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello.
I know.
Wrote what on his guitar during his time with Audioslave?
I know.
That's what's fucking- Not with Rage Against the Machine.
I know, when he was with Cornell.
I fucking know.
Think about it, Ali-Mac.
Oh, fuck, you're fucking torturing this kid.
Because I know his Arm the Homeless with Rage Against the Machine, dude.
That's- With like the fucking-
That's all I know.
With the knowledge, with the anarchy, yeah.
Ali-Mac, I'll give you a hint.
He had a different guitar in Audioslave.
Oh, fuck.
All right, give me the options again, then.
I'm gonna- This is gonna be another shot in the dark, bro.
I just gotta base it based off of what I know about Audioslave.
Fuck.
A, Workers Unite.
B, Soul Power.
C, Arm the Homeless.
D, Free Our Chains.
Oh.
I'm thinking it's either- Give me him again.
I'm sorry.
Workers Unite, Soul Power, Arm the Homeless, Free Our Chains.
It's not Soul Power, and it's not Arm the Homeless.
So it's Free Our Chains, and what else?
Workers Unite.
That seems like I fucking remember that.
He's anarcho-communist, and it's Workers Unite.
So I'm gonna go with that.
We're gonna go with A.
Final answer?
Because he identifies as an anarcho-communist, so we're gonna go with A.
Yeah, the worst type of fucking political opinion.
Yeah.
No, not really.
Fuck you.
Ali-Mac, I'm sorry.
I would say Break Our Chains, or Free Our Chains.
It's Soul Power.
What?
Really?
I thought for sure- Wow, that's really-
That's weird.
Yeah, that doesn't seem like something Tom Morello would put on a fucking guitar.
Soul Power, man!
How do you- You go from playing in a fucking metal band-
All right, what are these?
Red Tail, Scorpion, Chili.
Where the fuck are my ghosts?
I'm not doing Reaper.
I'm not doing this shit.
We'll give it like a good three chews, and then that shit's getting spit.
Ali-Mac, I was gonna eat a Ghost Pepper.
I'm not eating the whole thing.
I'm taking a bite of it.
I'm taking a nip.
He's taking a bite of a Ghost Pepper.
A nip.
Wow, Ali-Mac.
You won- Well, you got past $500,000, though, and you're on the million dollar question.
No, you- Oh, I was gonna say-
Well, once you eat this Ghost Pepper-
I'm working on it.
I'm working on it!
Fuck you.
I'm working on it!
Oh god.
He took a bite.
Oh no!
Oh god!
Oh god no.
Oh no.
Oh man.
It's a fucking bottle.
Oh no.
I think that was a Reaper, by the way.
It's not going well, folks.
I'm answering this next question under pressure.
Give it to me.
Next question under pressure give it to me
For million dollars I miss oh
Fuck
How long does it take for sunlight to travel from the Sun to the earth?
a eight milliseconds
B eight seconds
C eight minutes D eight hours
It's definitely B or C. I know this one, but I can't give you a hint
My travels pretty fast, I know it does but not super fast
But the sun's really fucking far away
I know dude
But the sun's really far away
You're just narrating what's going on in my head right now
But the sun's really far away
I need to make a guesstimate with my own mind because I know milliseconds is too quick and fucking hours
That's ridiculous
God I want to give him a hint so bad
Don't
We're gonna go with C
Final answer
Yeah we're gonna go with C
Alright Outback you took a chance
And you got it
The reason why I was like I want to give him a hint
Like this freaked me the fuck out when I was a kid
Because I'm like if the sun blew up I wouldn't know for eight minutes
But guess what buddy
You got it
Yeah but we have a bonus round
Yeah Tyler wants to play
Oh that was a million dollar question
That was a million dollar question
And guess what we got a bonus round and guess who's actually playing
You?
Yeah well you're doing it next time
If you try to put me on this game show one of these fucks is answering the questions
It's not like we can't just audible that last second
It's the same fucking question
It's the first one doesn't matter
I'll be right back
And then Tyler's gonna play
Yeah
Also no ghost poppers for me I'm just playing for fun
Plus C
Welcome to the hot seat Tyler
It's not really hot
I don't know what you're talking about
Alright you're playing for a million dollars
You're in the hot seat
Alright
You ready for this?
Sure
Not really
Oh shit
Alright a hundred dollars
What was Barack Obama's slogan in the 2008 presidential campaign?
A. No we can't
B. Yes we can
C. Make a change
D. Dab the
Dab the
I say yes we can
Final answer
Yeah final answer
You got that
He got it he got it he got it
2012 was hope I think
Yes
Yeah
Two hundred dollars in soccer what color card is a warning for an illegal play?
Yellow
He says yellow right off the rip
That's correct
I hate soccer but I know
Yellow card
Three hundred dollars
Which blood type is a universal recipient?
A. B
Specifically?
A. B negative
Alright well the answers are
A positive, B positive, O positive or A. B positive
A. B positive then yeah
Final answer
Yeah final answer
Right because the positive you can get the extra money
He said negative I'm like oh shit
He's like fuck I was going to be like how do I signal
Yeah because the positive you can get the stuff
The negative you can yeah right
Five hundred dollars
What two pins are left standing in bowling's hardest split to pick up?
Seven ten
Seven and ten?
He knows it
There we go
I'm going to go with the
The
Going for the thousand
Oh thousand
thousand smackeroons
In which country is
Spanish not the primary language
In which country
Is Spanish not the primary
Language?
A. Puerto Rico
D. Honduras
C. Uruguay
D. Haiti
I'm thinking Haiti
I think Haiti's French
I'm going with Haiti
You sure about that?
Yeah I'm going with that
It's got to be Haiti
Yeah
Haitian boy
Kodak Black
I'm an island boy
Did you like your baby?
Alright my mom and dad from the Caribbean
Got Florida tags on the European
Let's fucking play Tyler
You're going for
Fucking two thousand dollars
Alright
What we got?
Wait we should give him two second chances
Because he doesn't have Don Don Juan
The ladies? I got a forty minute drive home
He can answer
Okay nevermind he got Don
We're going to make him crash his car
Looking up at the answer
Two thousand dollars
What was the capital of the US prior to moving to Washington D.C. in 1800?
I think I know this but give me the answers
A. Philadelphia
B. Baltimore
C. New York City
D. Boston
I'm saying Philadelphia
Oh shit
Notice this right off the rim
That's what I was thinking it was but I wanted to hear the answers
The only reason I know that is because I went fucking
On a history tour
Yeah kind of
We went to an army navy game with a bunch of navy guys
Final answer?
Yeah
Folks you got it
Look out on the lifeline
I was expecting that he was doing better than the alley back
You're giving him toss ups though
It's still the beginning
Four thousand dollars
In physics
The phenomena
This phenomena causes the sudden
Change in pitch
Noticeable in a passing ambulance siren
As well as the red shift
That's what I was thinking
I'm going to say
The Coriolis Effect
A. The Coriolis Effect
B. The Newton Effect
C. The Doppler Effect
B. The Leibniz Effect
I'm going to say Doppler
I'm going to go with Doppler
You know a lot about physics
No I don't
Actually can I do a 50-50 on this?
I'm like 90 percent on this one
Because I don't think it's the Coriolis Effect
The bullet drop
That's the Coriolis Effect
What were the other ones? I know the Doppler Effect
The Coriolis Effect
The Newton Effect
The Doppler Effect
The Leibniz Effect
I'll be completely honest I've never even heard a D
Yeah
I think it's not the Coriolis Effect
I know it's not the Coriolis Effect because that's dropping of a bullet
I don't know the Newton Effect
Or the fucking Doppler Effect
I'm stuck between
Because I don't
The sun changes to the pinch of the Ancients
But it goes Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Yeah
Have you ever watched The Big Bang Theory?
But I'm thinking
It might be Newton
They said it in The Big Bang Theory
I don't watch The Big Bang Theory I'm not a fucking loser
Fucking
But like
The Doppler Effect I'm thinking of a Doppler Radar
This is a tough one but I can't give you anything
Because you used the 50
No he didn't give me it
He didn't use it Yeah I didn't use it
I was tossing it up but
And I don't think
I know it's not Coriolis
And what was the last one?
The Leibniz Effect
I've never heard of that one before
But the only thing that I'm thinking
That Newton for like
Because it drops down in tone
And Newton was Gravity
And the Doppler Effect
I'm just thinking of a Doppler Radar
So
I have a second chance right? Yeah
You do have a second chance You gotta do the smelling salts
Well no you got Don Juan actually
I got Don Juan
I'm just gonna go with Newton because
Ah
It's either Doppler or Newton but I'm going with Newton
Finally answered Newton
Oh shit
I thought it was Coriolis
The Doppler Effect
You motherfucker!
Why are you basing it off of me?
Because I was like it's Doppler
I said I didn't know
Oh you motherfucker
That's alright do some smelling salts
In all fairness you fucked me on a question in the first episode
Doing the same shit and you claimed it was by accident
And then too This was
This was Because I
Was like Doppler It's a Doppler Effect
Because the Doppler just sounds like a sound
Doppler they sent out sound like fuck
God damn
Ah
Alright Tyler
God damn
I'm more focused now Dude we both
Didn't know that I thought
I thought I knew it but I was wrong
Eight thousand dollars It happens
Prior to the construction
Of one World Trade Center
What was the tallest building in America
After 9-11
A. US Bank Tower
B. Empire State Building
C. Willis Tower
D. Chrysler Building
What were the answers again?
I thought I knew this one but mine wasn't right
Yeah mine wasn't right either
I was thinking Sears
A. US Bank Tower
B. Empire State Building
C. Willis Tower
D. Chrysler Building
The Empire State Building is taller than the
Chrysler Tower I know that
But I don't think it's the Empire State
Building
Wait what was the other
Two?
The US Bank Tower
The Willis Tower
I don't even know where those two are
No this question is fucked
I
I gotta intervene this isn't a fair question
Why?
Because it
I don't want to give it away
I understand but there was a change
There was a change in the name of the tower
Was there?
Yes there was
Change in the name of what tower?
Which tower was the
Name change of?
Can I at least get that?
You can get the OG name at work
Whatever one the Sears tower
Sears tower
Which one was that?
The Sears tower was changed
In the name of the Willis tower
I'll do Willis tower
I knew it was Sears tower
But that's not fucking fair
That wasn't the name of it
It was
Dude I looked up Sears tower and Willis tower
Is the first thing to come up
It was called the Sears tower for the longest time
What year did it change?
I don't fucking know
It's the Sears tower
And then I'm like
What the fuck are these buildings?
Because I knew the Empire State Building wasn't the tallest
And I know the Chrysler building
They changed it in 2009
Who the fuck is going to know that they changed it
Everybody calls it the Sears tower
What's the question?
If you lived in Chicago you'd call it the Sears tower
That's too low
If that was a million dollar question I can see it
But that's a trick question
I still call the fucking MVP arena
The fucking timed union center
The Pepsi
$16,000
How many keys does a standard piano have?
Fuck
A 66
B 77
C 88
D 99
Don't ask me
I do not know this one
Can I
What lifelines do I got?
You got all four of them technically
Brother
No you asked the audience
No I didn't
You asked him
In the beginning
He based one of his questions off my answer
And he got it wrong
He didn't ask me though
I don't think it's 99
So I'm just going to take that one off the table
That'd be way too many
66 kind of sounds right
What was the other ones?
78
I think 88 would be too long
But 77
But
You got all your lifelines I guess
I think
Give me a 50-50
50-50
Yeah
Alright we're eliminating
66 and 99
I'm going with 77
Final answer
Oh
It was 88
It was 88?
Really?
I was torn between 99 and 88
But then he's like that's too much
Fuck
Motherfucker
You're like in the same predicament as me
You're not, well you use lifelines
Alright we got to use lifelines now from now on Tyler
We got to use lifelines
I used a lifeline, it's still fucked up
$25,000
Which island is Honolulu
The capital of Hawaii located on
A Maui
B Oahu
C Hawaii
D Kauai
I'm taking out the back tail
Was it, what was it?
Honolulu and uh
Honolulu is located on which island?
It's either a wah
My gut feeling is saying
Oahu and what was the other one?
Maui, Hawaii
Oahu, Kauai
My gut feeling is going with Oahu
Yeah that's my gut feeling
Hawaii isn't the name of
It's the name of the entirety of the island
Hawaii is also an island
Hawaii is an island yes
One of the islands is Hawaii
Hawaii is an island in Hawaii
I'm going with Oahu
Pretty confident with the lifeline
Final answer? Yeah
Ali back shaking his head no
But he's wrong
Oh shit! I thought it was Hawaii for sure
No Oahu is the biggest one
Alright $50,000
That's not always the second to last
I knew Oahu was the biggest
I didn't think it was the fucking
I just figured because it was the biggest it would have the capital on it
But it doesn't make sense, whatever
$50,000
Which company
Makes Pringles chips?
A Frito Lays
B Kellogg's
C PepsiCo
D Entenmans
I'm thinking Pepsi actually
You're thinking Pepsi? I'm thinking Pepsi
Yeah, I'm going with Pepsi
I'll take another hit if it's wrong but whatever
I think it's Pepsi
Because Frito Lays already has fucking like 16 different chips and I don't think they need Pringles
And what were the other two?
So you got Frito Lays, Kellogg's, PepsiCo, Entenmans
Kellogg's is just mostly cereal
But I'm thinking Pepsi
Because I just remember seeing like
I'm thinking Pepsi with that
I'm going with Pepsi
Final answer
I just
He's going with his final answer
And it's not the right one
It's Frito Lays
It's Kellogg's
I would have fucking blown that though
Fucking blew it man
He blew it but he's going for $100,000
The beginning questions were way easier
I know! I got like the first four
It was like boom boom boom
But the ending question
Brick wall, early American history bitch
Get ready for four questions
My later questions I'm feeling are harder than your later questions
Yeah they are
Alright $100,000
From what did Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham die from in 1980 leading to the band's breakup?
A. Heroin overdose
B. Plane crash
C. Gunshot wound
D. Alcohol poisoning
Fuck
You don't look like you know this
I think I have a guess but that's all
We gotta use the lifeline if you don't know this
Can I call my girlfriend?
Yeah sure
I'm gonna give my beautiful girlfriend
A lifeline
This is definitely a lifeline question
I would not
I'm gonna give her a call
Is she allowed to look it up?
She can do whatever the fuck she wants
Well I don't know
Babe I need you to look this up for me
Hello
Hey I'm on millionaire right now
I need some help
Alright
I'm on my way
Okay yeah so can I get the question again?
From what did Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham die from in 1980 leading to the band's breakup?
A. Heroin overdose
B. Plane crash
C. Gunshot wound
D. Alcohol poisoning
What do you think?
I don't fucking know
You don't fucking know?
Do you have anything nearby?
That you can maybe search something up on?
I'm working on it
You're working on it?
Yeah
Who says...
What was the guy's name again?
John Bonham
The drummer from Led Zeppelin
John Bonham
John what?
Like bottom
He
So
He died from asphyxiation after choking on his own vomit after a day of drinking
Okay
Well I appreciate that
I love you
I love you too
Alright bye
I'm gonna go with choking on his own vomit after alcohol poisoning
How did you come to this conclusion Tyler?
You got it
Shocker
Alright
Tyler's shadow got Tyler's girlfriend for helping him out
Was that a question?
Hemley you're great
$250,000 Tyler
Sick
I got two more questions right after this
What is the chemical name for aspirin?
I don't know
Aspirin
A. Acetylsalicylic acid
B. Paracetamol
C. Sodium acetate
D. Sodium benzoate
I think A
I'm just gonna lock in A cause I don't got any more lifelines
I don't got any lifelines that I actually think would be used
Okay
I don't know that's what
Yeah
Come on
Lock it up baby
There we go
It was
Now he's on the $500,000
question
Yeah for the orphans
Woohoo
Disclosure, no money will be donated to work in the tis after this
Alright $500,000
How many of King Henry's wives
Did he order to be beheaded?
A1
B2
C3
D4
I'm gonna go with 4
I think 2 are left alive
I'm going with 4
Final answer is 4
Oh
2?
Fuck
Gotta love this shit
Wow
Oh my god the King's falling in love with me
Oh my god I might die
Gggggggggggg
Dude I got the residual
Holy shit
Alright you're on the billion dollar question
The billion dollar question
This is going right for the orphans
Jesus Christ
Which YouTuber has the highest current net worth
Net worth?
Yeah
A Pewdiepie
B Markiplier
C MrBeast
D Jake Paul
MrBeast, final answer 100% MrBeast
100% MrBeast
He said it in the end
Oh shit
I was gonna say those first 3
Those were tough
And then I'm like it's fucking MrBeast
MrBeast fucking buys people fucking Lamborghinis and shit
I mean you gotta
I gotta say that's a piss poor question though
Why?
Because there's like
So you mean like single person YouTube channel?
No which YouTube channel?
Which YouTuber is the richest?
Yeah has the most net worth
So it was MrBeast because he fucking just did that
I don't know how do we rule out like
Did you see MrBeast was getting a lot of shit recently?
Yeah because he cured blindness
And they're like yeah
But it's the American healthcare system
Fuck you for cure blindness
I saw that shit
That was pretty fucking funny
I was yeah but uh
If I won the lottery
I would try to help people too but
You could just start a Marxist revolution
Yeah
Alright
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I think you guys
Gotta go right?
I mean I'm probably gonna go home eat some food
I'm not on a clock right now
Because for once I don't have work in the morning
Oh okay no I'm not
I'm all good but Tyler said he
Was going after Millionaire so
Yeah I mean like there's not much
Else to get to talk about I think we
Covered most of the topics we wanted to
Yeah unless you wanna
Do Harry Potter
I haven't seen fucking Chamber of Secrets in a while
I would have to watch that I can come back
Next week about Chamber of Secrets because
I fucking actually gotta see it again
The Chamber of Dicks
I just remembered there was a big ass snake
And like he got like a sword or
Some shit and stabbed it
You can't look that snake in the eye
Yeah that snake would fucking gouge his eyes out and then
Fuck his corpse
Kill him just by looking at him
Probably maybe grab his brains out of his
I think what we need is to smoke a stogie
I don't know if I
I don't have any stogues left
Also your ones have probably fucking dried out
Because they've been down here for so long
No I got a bunch of stogues that are good
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Extended episode
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
They're killing
They're killing all already born babies
And sell them to the Chinese
Aliens exist
Somewhere in China
In some base
There are super soldiers that are
At least 9 or 10 feet tall
Okay, they have
Dread and super soldiers
Then they are extraterrestrials
They are aliens
I do not
Negotiate with her
I do not listen to this
Raaaaaa
Before my eyes
While holding their pulse
Feel them die of this virus
You feel bump bump bump
Nothing, they're fucking gone
I've seen it happen
I think that the government has
Taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you
That you are going to be able to raise
And they are going to make them so fucking real
That you are going to sink money into them
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They are going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts
No circuitry, but let me tell you
Their technology takes it down to silicon biology
Which by the way, big brother
Is the overlord
We're only living in the third dimension
Raaaaaa
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator
Okay, I'm not fucking lying
It's fucking real
Okay, look it up
He says that he was doing this shit
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm
He says that he was doing it just to survive
But he fucking loved it
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit
George Soros is the fucking devil
Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit
George Soros is fucking evil
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit
Just don't fucking get it
Everybody's like
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there
Fuck Trump, right?
Fuck Trump
He's not the actual fucking leader
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk
It's everyone out there
Everybody's like
Everybody's saying
Elon Musk is so cool
He made like a place for us
He's the actual government
He's trying to actual rule government
Which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis
Are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking the Holm
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking Bill Gates
The pain, fucking, the loss
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