For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
I'm talking to a sawdust.
They have dread from our planet.
They're super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with terrorists.
I do not listen to this.
Welcome to Untitled Podcast Episode 17.
I'm here in the Metaverse with Dan.
All right.
We're stuck in the Metaverse doing this episode during a snow storm committed to the followers.
Yeah, that's right.
We're in.
We're in a mock up of Casey's basement in the Metaverse.
Yeah.
So you made like you made Don Juan's house and then he made my basement like exactly
to do the podcast and the Metaverse.
That's very weird.
I tried to make it close enough so that after a while you forget you're not at Casey's basement.
Oh, I already forgot the minute I came down here.
I just thought I just got used to like daytime in my basement or something.
I tried to give it a little ambiance too.
So it has like the same like purple glow.
Yeah.
You know.
Yeah.
I got like red and blue lights on in my real basement.
Dude, it's so funny looking at you like when I lift the Oculus up and I look at you and
then I look across and I see you.
It like looks exactly the same.
But so you're an alien and I don't even know.
I'm like some anime chick.
Oh yeah.
I'm not gonna lie.
I have like no pants on right.
Your character's got some cake.
She has no pants on though.
She has no pants on.
Yeah.
I mean I have like it.
I have characters without anything on but she's got like a dragon's tail.
Yeah that's like the kind of shit that Tyler would like.
Yeah, we know.
We know what Tyler likes.
It's those anime girls.
So podcast.
I think it's going pretty well.
It's a decent amount of followers.
You mean overall?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A decent amount of how many followers?
I mean we got like six hundred or something plays.
Shout out another or Belgium, Brussels, Belgium.
You're listening.
Shout out South Korea.
Yeah yeah.
South Korea.
How did that happen?
Well, I think people just like it's just like suggested to people in random parts of the
world.
So they just get suggested to our autistic shit on a daily basis.
That's awesome.
I feel bad for him though.
Yeah, they're never gonna be the same.
Yeah, but yeah.
What else?
Where else are people listening from?
So all over the US, there's a lot of major cities in the US.
What else did I see?
Belgium, fucking Spain, random places.
Man, that's funny.
What?
Where do you look the statistics up on?
It's like the site where you publish the podcast, rss.com.
Oh, and that just distributes it to like other places?
Yeah.
Right, yeah.
It's Spotify and Apple Music and stuff.
Oh, that makes it easy.
Yeah, you just upload it to one place.
Huh.
So how many plays total do we have now?
I think it was like six hundred forty something.
I'm willing to guess that six hundred of those were Mike Calcino.
Oh, really?
Shout out.
Shout out to Mike.
That was a good episode last episode.
Shout out to Mike.
Yeah, it was.
Definitely.
I got to put another chair there for him, you know, for his guest appearances.
Whenever we need some boat facts and some train facts.
Yeah.
Can you make avatars?
Like you could make Don Juan.
I haven't learned how to make them yet, but you can do it.
It's like I think Tyler was trying to do it.
He's trying to make fruit.
I mean, someone.
Oh, if you want me to make him, I can try.
Well, just because it's like a learning curve to learn the program, it takes like a lot.
Like you can't just you know, it's not like it's not like the Sims, you know, like you
got to like it took me probably, I don't know, a year to learn it.
Not, not really.
I would say to start building stuff, it probably took.
It probably took like a day to get started, but to like really learn the program, it's
taken like a year.
What building this stuff?
Yeah.
To like know how to do it like efficiently.
So like to build like a little square building is not that hard, but like to learn the textures
and like learning how to import it into, you know, VR chat and make it available in quests.
Like there's a lot that goes into it, but yeah, it took a digital graphics class in
high school where they like architecture program that kind of looks like designing buildings
like this, not in VR, but yeah, it'd be cool if you get paid to do that, you know, you
kind of.
But yeah, but if you like the podcast, like us on Facebook and send us random shit to
a untitled podcast at 73 at gmail.com.
We should, man, we got to do a segment where we have people calling.
We have the viewers calling designated time.
So like if we do it on Sundays, we'd say like, you know, call in Sunday.
Yeah, that's what we should have done tonight, but everybody's fucking flaking out.
It's just us.
Yeah.
We'll have to do some prank calls, I guess.
Yeah, I think Don Juan should call someone from the metaverse.
Like I'm, I'm trapped in the metaverse.
I got up at this better for the metaverse, somebody called Mark Zuckerberg.
So what's this thing?
What's going on with Joe Biden in the news with his documents?
I didn't really read it.
I, you know, I, I don't even know, dude, it's just, it's all BS.
It's all like, it's literally like, I think what happens is they're like, we're running
out of things to talk about.
So we're just going to make something up and they didn't, it's not even new material.
It's like that.
That's just exactly what happened to Donald Trump.
Like it's the same exact story just on the other side.
It's like, it's like get some new material.
So let's see here.
Hold on a sec.
Hopefully I can put my.
Let me see if I can read at the same time on my computer.
Let me Google this.
What's going on with Joe Biden?
I think most of the presidents have had classified documents, you know, with them, but they haven't
cracked down on it until now, maybe.
Or they're just old pieces of shit, which is also likely.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, it sounds like fake news to me, honestly.
So we got, let me see.
But is, is Joe Biden going to be like prosecuted or like impeached?
I highly doubt it.
Well, not by the democratic Senate, right?
But they'll probably do what they did to Trump and fucking, you know, the house will impeach
Joe, Joe Biden just to just for payback.
Well, see, I used to think like as a kid that getting impeached meant that you actually
got in trouble, but it actually means nothing.
It just means that you are investigated.
It's like, oh, well, you know, part one of two of being removed.
But yeah.
So it says here, let's see, CNBC, it says FBI finds more classified documents and 13
hour search of Biden home.
All right.
So they did the same, this is the same thing that happened to Trump, right?
FBI agents found more classified documents at President Joe Biden's home in Wilmington,
Delaware during a consensual search lasting nearly 13 hours.
Okay.
So other classified documents were found there earlier this month in November at a Washington
think tank where Joe Biden kept a private office before becoming president.
Attorney General Merrick Garland earlier this month appointed a special counsel to investigate
Biden's retention of government records after he was vice president.
I mean, this sounds really boring.
I'm going to be honest with you.
But what are the documents about?
Like, what is he like keeping?
What classified documents does he need to have in his home?
Honestly, it just sounds like it just sounds like political payback.
That's what it sounds like to me.
Yeah.
It's like they did it to Trump.
So now they're doing it to him.
Okay.
You know, some of the items dated from Biden's tenure in the Senate where he represented
Delaware from 1973 to 2009.
Man, that's a long period of time to from 1973 to 2009.
Geez.
40 and some of the items were from his tenure as vice president in the Obama administration
from 09 to 17.
In addition to those records, FBI agents who did not have a warrant for the search also
see some notes that Biden wrote by hand as vice president.
You imagine the service arguing with the the FBI at the Biden's house.
That's so weird.
Like such a clash, such a clash of a have you just go inside the president of the United
States House without a war and search personally.
I know.
Well I don't think you should not be able to you see not be able to fuck with the president.
You know, but now it's like now the president's even fair game.
I guess it's good, though, because then you get you don't get dictators and people that
rise to power like North Korea.
Yeah, I mean, it is good to keep them in check.
But I mean, the most how does it look at the that the most powerful man in the world is
being investigated?
You know, all the time.
It's like every time we have a president, they're always impeaching him.
Hmm.
You know, well, do you think that like people like billionaires should be should be used
as an example also?
No, I think they should be untouchable.
I think once you get a certain amount of money, you're above the law.
So, Biden is above the law because he's president, but Trump is above the law because he also
has a lot of money because he's a billionaire.
Yeah, but he was he was above the law before he was president.
But now he's yeah, but now he's being criminally charged.
So it's like the downfall, you know, the downfall of grace or whatever it's called fall from
grace.
So who's being criminally charged?
Donald Trump is.
Yeah.
Is he actually, though?
That's what I read.
I don't know if he's I mean, dude, he might get charged, but he seems to get away with
everything.
You know what I mean?
It's like too convenient.
He's like he's like Donald Trump is like Neo in the Matrix.
It's all politics, though, untouchable.
If people want him to be just like everything they throw at him like he and he can do whatever
he wants, he can.
Yeah.
What else has he done?
I mean, he was the grabber by the pussy guy and he still became president.
He's just untouchable.
Like usually, if anybody else said grab her by the pussy, their chances of being president
would just be shot.
Well not anymore.
I think now it's like he just made the office a joke.
I mean, the guy can like basically say he wants to fuck his daughter.
Didn't he do that?
He did.
Yeah, he did.
He's like, if she was my daughter, I'd like go for her too.
I don't even think that that would stop him.
I think he would be like, you know what?
I'm the most powerful man in the world.
I'm going to do whatever I want.
Yeah, it's just he's just like with a classic example of American greed.
Oh, yeah.
The big society wigs.
Yeah.
I'm looking at some other headlines here.
The headlines I like the most are on MSN because they're just, I don't know, you know what
MSN is.
It's like what comes up when you turn on Internet Explorer because it's always bashing Elon
Musk.
It's like I counted one day I counted twenty five headlines about Elon Musk.
That's because MSN is the Microsoft News Network.
Right.
Yeah.
So, you know, him and Bill Gates are like in a feud.
Oh, no.
Like they don't like each other.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Like Elon Musk, Elon Musk sent him an emoji of a pregnant man.
You know, the pregnant man emoji.
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah.
He said he sent it to Bill Gates and basically because Bill Gates was like shorting Tesla
stock.
So he sent him the pregnant man emoji because making fun of the fact that Bill Gates has
like a beer belly.
You know, I mean, Elon Musk isn't too much more.
Yeah.
Hold on a sec.
Let me see if I can find an article on it.
I think Jeff Bezos, I read that he said that he'd be happy with only one percent of his
wealth or something.
And somebody wrote like, oh yeah, one percent of your wealth is like six hundred million
dollars.
It's how much?
Like six hundred million dollars or something.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Six.
I could live off six hundred million.
It's like, dude, what do you buy after you have after you have five million dollars?
Like, it's like if you say, say you're a deca a deca millionaire, right, is really like
I'd say that's the big the big cheese is like being a deca millionaire.
Right.
Because a million dollars isn't really that much anymore.
That's attainable.
That's attainable for most people in their lifetime.
Yeah, he was almost a trillion dollars wisely when they're younger.
Yeah.
Talking helicopter money, you know, it's like now you can buy you can call on a helicopter
like comfortably or you can have like a cheap little helicopter, you know, like a helicopter
millionaire.
I'm going to coin that term.
I'm actually I'm going to coin that term tonight on the podcast.
I'm a millionaire.
Oh, OK.
Look it up.
Put that on the Urban Digg Urban Dictionary encyclopedia.com.
Dan Delaney, I'm looking up.
But it says like, oh, that means you have if he's saying that he would want to donate
all his money to charity, why doesn't he just do it?
It's like if he's saying you'd be happy living off six hundred million, wouldn't he do something
useful with the other forty five billion?
Well, it's because he's insecure.
Oh, yeah.
But, you know, he really he's caught between being philanthropic and being the richest
man in the world.
He's like, oh, man, I mean, dude, he's I mean, it's it's got to be a struggle, you know.
What would you do if you won the billion dollar lottery last week?
If I won the billion dollar lottery, I would I would feel bummed out, honestly.
Oh, I'd be bummed out because I'm not self made, you know.
I don't think it's that I think it's that you don't have like the sense of achieving
something anymore.
Like your goal is always to like make enough money so that you can thrive.
Right.
Well, that's a lot of people's goal.
Right.
Once you get it, it's like, oh, whatever I want, but I don't have any more like goals.
Like should I go back to work?
Right.
And it's kind of like.
Yeah, it's kind of it's kind of like the movie Fight Club, right?
Yeah, I'm on Tyler.
I want Tyler to do a schizophrenic movie movie review on Fight Club.
But yeah, the movie Fight Club, he basically has an office job where he didn't he do like
records of car accident.
What's that?
Didn't he do one already?
On Fight Club, Tyler of I don't think he did know I thought he was talking about doing one.
I thought he did one.
No, I don't think he did.
But yeah, no, the guy basically like he investigates car accidents all day and he he's just got
like an office job, so he's like really bored.
And I mean, Tyler could explain this movie.
I'm not doing a movie review.
I'm just giving the synopsis of it.
But he basically gets so bored with his life, he gets like Ikea nesting syndrome, he calls
it where the next thing he looks forward to in life is just the next piece of Ikea furniture
he's going to get.
But then he just like his personality fragments into this other character, and he starts Fight
Club.
And it's basically like this drive inside of us.
Like if if we're not if if we don't have a fight, we'll make one is basically what it
is.
And there's like a quote by some psychologist that says, you know, if all we had to do was
if the only thing we were tasked with every day was to procreate and eat cake, we would
go mad and start killing each other just to have something to do.
And that's like the perfect explanation of like Fight Club, you know, but how this ties
into the whole lottery thing is, you know, if you win the lottery, like the challenges
that face you that you've been given in life, it's kind of like your challenges to overcome,
you know, and, you know, to prove yourself.
And that's taken away from you when, you know, you just have a billion dollars.
Yeah.
But do you think you would be happy that you'd be free to do whatever you wanted or do what
you always wanted to do?
Because like Jeff Bezos and all the richest millionaires are all still working every single
day to get more money.
Like they don't they don't stop after they get certain amount of money.
They're still going to work for Elon Musk is still going to work for Tesla because that's
like his dream.
It's like his baby or like his sense of accomplishment.
But I mean, you know, yeah, I mean, I guess at that point, when you just have as much
money as you as much money as you want, then you can pursue things in life that you wouldn't
have been able to otherwise because it might not work out.
You know, you know, like you can go start a farm and learn to find most people that
just like.
Right.
Yeah.
You can go do whatever you want without the risk involved because, you know, you've only
got so much.
Then there's some risk.
Right.
You suck at flying a plane.
There's a whole lot of risk.
But yeah, and that in that way, it'd be it'd be awesome.
But you know, unfortunately, like most people who win the lottery just they end up broke
within like five years.
Because they just blow it.
That money just goes straight back into the economy.
Like nobody just boards it.
You know?
I mean, yeah, if I won the lottery, I definitely like invest stuff.
I would save, you know.
Would you would you take a lump sum?
Oh, yeah.
Or would you take it first?
No, because if you do like the payout, the government's going to be taking taxes and
like they can increase the tax rate every year.
If the tax rate increases, they take more money out in 20 years.
Yeah.
So you're you're better off just you're better off taking the hit up front and then doing
whatever you want with the money.
Yeah.
Damn, I wonder.
What's up?
I wonder if there'd be a way.
So I didn't show my arm.
The fuck?
My controller turned off.
Damn, I got fucking I got like these big green nails.
Dude, your head is still twisting around, it's been twisting around this entire time.
Like the exorcist.
Oh, probably because it's too dark in here.
Oh, maybe that's what it is.
Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it is.
You're right.
Yeah.
But I think that like humans and humans and animals aren't are meant to like kind of struggle.
Like the main thing was shelter and food and water and once once you have that and have
all your basic needs taken care of, you're going to always want for more.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Do you think you're going to want like, all right, so say those things are taken care
of.
You want more.
What you want more resources.
You want more.
What?
Well, like once you get something, you always want more of it.
So like if you have all the food that you want, you always want like the best food.
You always want to like you always want you never want to like be hungry again or like
eat ramen again.
You know what I mean?
Or if you.
Yeah.
Or, you know, if you you move out your parents house to apartment, it's nice for a while,
but then you want like a house and then eventually you want like your house.
Like you always like a lot of people are never satisfied with what they have.
They want something more.
Yeah.
Oh, never.
Right.
It's like, you know, this one buddy of mine, he he hops around from like car to car all
the time and he like justifies like why he needs a different one.
Yeah.
And really what it is is he just he just wants new cars all the time.
Yeah.
It's like that joke.
Greatest.
I watched like guitar YouTubers and the jokes like, bro, you don't need a new guitar, like
a thousand dollar guitar.
You just need to learn how to play a scale.
Right.
Exactly.
Yeah.
That's that's hilarious.
That's so true.
I mean, there is a point, there's another end to that spectrum.
Like my guitar that I have is like it was three hundred dollars in 2008 and it's like
beat up like it's falling apart.
It doesn't stay in tune.
You know, it's good for about three minutes of playing.
That's when you need a new guitar.
Yeah.
I think if you just get it like I've done like guitar.
What's it called?
Like prepare like refurbishing.
So I think if you just get it like touched.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Like like a tune up, it'd be better.
Yeah.
I probably should just take it in for for for a tune up.
I think they like adjust the bridge and everything.
Right.
Yeah.
I mean, I've done it myself.
I do myself now.
Yeah, I don't.
I think it's like kind of complicated.
Like if you want to adjust the bridge on the guitar, you have to like move those little
sliders back and forth.
Yeah.
I watched a bunch of like YouTube videos and learned how to do it.
It's different for different types of guitars.
But yeah, I don't know.
You don't have to do that with a bass, right?
You can.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can do it with a bass.
Oh, well, nobody even hears the bass anyway.
You know, those bass players, they don't really count anyway.
So they don't even have to.
Tyler, I'm just messing with Tyler.
I don't know if you knew Tyler was a bass player.
Yeah.
Man, he could still show up any time.
You know?
I don't think he's going to.
He's probably in bed.
I think the question.
See what else we got.
Oh, sorry.
No, I think the question is if you won the lottery, like you didn't have to work, what
would you do as a hobby?
Because that's what you're supposed to like want to do for the rest of your life.
What fulfills you?
You know, that podcast, what a podcast.
Yeah, that do that.
If I didn't have to worry about going to a job, one, I'd start a fish farm, right?
A farm and especially like focused on fish because like the fish that like even wild
caught fish now is like becoming lower and lower quality.
And I really think that that's like based on my research, like that's what humans are
supposed to be eating.
We're supposed to be eating fish.
You know, it's like if you talk to most people and these are my reasons.
I don't know if you don't care.
Let me know.
This is like I just I find it interesting.
But most people say that they couldn't kill a cow.
You know, I couldn't kill a cow.
I feel bad about that.
I saw this video like last week where they slaughtered the pig, like slithers held it
down and split its throat.
It was like horrific, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was looking up.
So I was looking up the you know, what's that site that used to have all the gory videos
like the political videos that like Edward Stoden published stuff on WikiLeaks?
Yeah.
There's another one for gory videos.
I was like, does that still exist?
And it was like another site and yeah, one of them was like, I don't I think that might
have even been like Facebook or tick tock or something that was like the pig killing
the pig because that's like a vegan vegan activism thing to publish slaughterhouse videos
on Facebook now.
Like I open up Facebook and I see I literally saw on two different occasions like a pregnant
like the actual live birth happening when I when you open up the Facebook watch section
where it's like a bunch of random videos.
It was live yeah like I've seen two different cases where I just open it up and it's just
a live birth.
It's like why are people pushed?
Why do people need to put them on Facebook?
Dude, that's horrific.
That's the worst.
That's worse than the pig getting its throat slit.
I don't want to see anybody being I don't want to see a baby.
It's like what we're like so PC now that it's the other end of the spectrum where you open
up Facebook and you see like babies coming out of vaginas and then you like scroll through
and you see like pigs getting slaughtered.
Yeah and you can't you can't say anything about it because it's like it's got to be
accepted because you know yeah like you said it's politically correct.
It's like I don't know I saw this thing.
I don't know I'm actually I'm not going to go down that road.
I'm not going to go down.
I don't want to offend anybody.
But it's like we're not worried about that on Untitled Podcast anymore.
No, but I mean so it's a license plate that like normally would be blocked.
Yeah, but because because it was in reference to like something that's like it's like an
untouchable class that they just let the license plate go through you know and it said like
it was like which I don't have a problem with any you know any anybody like this but it
just basically I think it was like one love 69 or something like that right.
And like normally anything with 69 on it you can't you can't have a license plate that's
like automatically rejected you know.
Yeah, but but because this is like because it said one love.
Like isn't that isn't that like an LGBTQ RS thing.
That's like a hippie thing like because it's a Bob Marley Bob Marley song.
Oh, is it?
Yeah, I see that a lot of a lot of shirt like a lot of hippie shirts and stuff like that.
Huh?
So yeah, you're right.
Yeah, yeah, one love one.
Can we get a little bit of that song?
Yeah, you won't hear it though.
The podcast or will it not come through and I won't hear it in the metaverse.
No, you won't hear it.
One love.
You know what the cool thing is though is that if if if we had this like at a specific
time right.
Well, we do have a specific time, but viewers could like come into VR chat.
And if we could mute them, you know, so they can't like mess with anything.
Like mess up the podcast like they can they can come and watch the podcast live.
Yeah, I've gone on I've gone on this like online game before and seen like a streamer
that was famous on YouTube and played a game.
Oh, really?
So it was cool.
Yeah.
Oh, no shit.
That's awesome.
Well, the maximum I have it set to 16 people.
And Ali back.
Well, we did it last more last year, but we did streaming where where it was like us playing
video games.
Oh, did you do it on on Twitch on Twitch?
Yeah, on the show.
Shout out Ali back's channel, deaf and left ear.
So but the stupid though, because it deletes all the old videos.
Say it again.
It's not I think you got cut off there.
What was the name of it?
It's on Twitch.
Deaf and left ear.
Yeah.
Where do you come up with that name?
Because he's deaf and his left.
Is he Ali back?
Yeah, you didn't know that.
No.
Yeah, that's why we always call him deaf.
Get out of here.
Yeah.
He's an action.
Wait, so you're telling me that we have somebody on this podcast who's disabled.
Yeah, yeah, I can't believe you didn't know that this whole time.
I mean, I sit on the right side of him.
He's like looking at Ali back's empty share in VR.
I'm literally I'm sitting in my basement with with my furnace off.
It's twenty degrees up because I can't have the furnace on my basement in the in my jacket.
Yeah, yeah, man.
It's pretty crazy.
We are.
I didn't know.
I didn't know we were diverse.
I mean, I knew we had disability on this podcast.
I didn't know we had so much.
I didn't know we had actual physical disabilities.
Yeah, that's why, you know, when he started working with us and people were like, oh,
that guy's retarded because he couldn't hear anything.
I mean, we were saying because he was always on the right seat.
He was always in the passenger seat.
He's deaf and his left ear.
He's like, we talked to this kid.
We talked to this kid.
He never answers us.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, dude, that is hilarious.
Now I'm going to test it out.
I'm going to I'm going to test it out on him.
You're going to see.
Oh, yeah.
When he's wearing earphones, he doesn't actually need both earphones.
How come that's never been mentioned on this podcast?
Oh, it has.
I think it has.
Where the hell was I?
I disability.
I don't know.
I swear Ali back says that like at least once a day, just to remind us.
It's weird that hasn't come up.
But I mean, he might have said it and I thought maybe I thought it was a joke.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, probably.
But yeah, it's definitely left here on.
On Twitch.
All right.
Yeah, check it out, guys.
Support his channel.
And does he even use it still?
Yeah, we use it sometimes, but more more doing the podcast now.
But let's read some headlines here and see what's going on in the world.
What do we want?
We want CNN, Fox News, NPR, Washington Post, New York Times.
Hello, you're welcome.
Welcome to NPR radio.
This is your host, John Williams.
Dude, I still love listening to NPR.
You know, the NPR prank calls.
NPR prank calls.
Is it NPR?
No.
No, PBS.
What's the what's the channel where they call in?
They talk about politics and they have people call in and talk about it.
Politics and they have people call in.
Yeah, I mean, it sounds like something that would be on NPR, but it's on TV,
though.
Oh, it's on TV.
It's a talk about
C's man. That's what it is.
Oh, yeah.
C's man is like that's like trials and stuff too.
Right.
And like all the government hearings,
the C's man prank calls.
No.
Oh man, I can't play.
I can't play it for it.
You won't hear it.
But yeah, it was pretty funny.
It's kind of like what you do with Don Mon and people call in C's man and they're like
they call about their political opinions and people called in and there's like a guest
on and he looked like Neil.
He's just like big older black guy and people's like, I want this lady called in and she's
like, I wonder how big your cock is.
So it's like life and they're taking calls.
Yeah.
Somebody called in somebody called in and goes, am I in the air?
He goes, yeah, he goes, fuck any eggs off.
That's awesome.
Dude, we should call into somewhere live on the podcast.
We should call the C's man.
Those things are fucking funny.
Damn.
I mean, I wonder if there's like some radio show we could call it to.
Oh, times.
Oh yeah, people call us.
Yeah dude, I really want to set that up.
I want to I want people to call in and call Tyler talk to Tyler.
We're going to give out Tyler's number.
I mean we could we could set up probably a hot line number, you know, a temporary number.
There's got to be an app to do that sex hotline.
We could we could run a temporary sex hotline a burner.
We could we could don one sex hotline.
Call me up.
I'll tell you some stuff.
It's just crazy.
I'll tell you.
I'm a girl.
I'll make you come.
I got like three kids, a bubble of chicken pickles right now.
Open.
Go ahead.
Leave that girl.
I'll make you come.
Nobody wants to hear Don Juan talk dirty.
I'm going to get some buffalo chicken pickles.
I'll see what else I can find up here.
So I'm in.
I'm in Don Juan's VR house.
He's got some some cans of buffalo chicken Pringles lying around Pringles everywhere.
There's dirty socks.
There's some classic movie titles.
Saving Private Ryan.
He's got on the floor.
E.T. force gum.
I like the poster.
We put a poster up this is Untitled podcast with the picture logo on it.
Yeah.
The PlayStation's gone.
Somebody stole it.
We stole your PlayStation.
He stole the PlayStation.
What the fuck?
I mean the doors were open.
What do you expect?
PlayStation is gone.
But the the PlayStation loading screen is still up on the idea.
What's this pack bed?
Oh, you got a pack.
You got a very nice little
arcade machine pack.
I will break this pack.
You can't see me carry it, but I'm carried it.
Oh, I'm putting it in the corner.
Oh shit.
I almost spilled my cup of coffee in real in real life.
I know you can't see that.
You can't see the giant Pacman machine for some reason.
And then I'm grabbing a roll of toilet paper here.
We got a pack bed.
To put on the table.
But yeah, let's read some headlines here and see what what the hell is going on in the
world.
I got a couple of theories that I've come up with this week.
Yeah.
I can't set can't set this toilet paper.
Do you see this roll of toilet paper I'm holding?
No.
From Don Juan's bathroom?
No.
I know.
I see you should be able to see it.
So strange.
I'll set it on the table right there.
There we go.
In case you in case these theories get a little too scary for you.
I brought some tissues for you.
You can wipe your tears.
So I don't know.
We'll get back to the headlines.
Let's talk about a have you ever heard of flying triangles?
No.
No, you haven't.
No.
Do this is this is so weird because this microphone is right in my face, like just like it is
when I'm in your basement.
Yes.
It's so strange.
It's like it's like I'm looking over there expecting to see Tyler and he's not here.
And then I'm like looking over here to see expecting to see Ali back and he's not here.
That's just so strange.
It's cool.
It gives the it gives the illusion that you're there.
But yeah, so flying triangles, they're one of the most common UFOs.
Right.
And this is the touch on what we were talking about two podcasts ago with Flight 93.
So I was thinking those those weapons that they have right.
The the laser weapons that they may have blown Flight 93 out of the sky with those weapons.
Yeah.
Right.
So when we think of weapons, when we think of a weapon in like a place that you would
you would a target you'd want to hit, we think of a geographic location and like that where
that target would be on a map.
Right.
But some targets are they're not on the ground.
Right.
So some targets are flying objects, they're airplanes, or they might be at different elevations.
So just targeting an area from space on the ground isn't going to cut it.
Right.
So I don't know if you've ever seen like the Tic Tac UFO.
No, you've never seen that.
No.
Oh, my God.
You got to you got to look it up right now.
You got to.
Yeah.
Look up Tic Tac UFO on YouTube and watch that video.
So it's video this this guy, the pilot that took the video, he was he's on Joe Rogan.
And he, you know, he was like, I mean, to be a fighter pilot, it takes like a lot of
education.
So this isn't an uneducated person.
And this is somebody that knows aircraft very well.
It's very familiar with what would be in the sky.
So his weapon system on his F-18 locked onto this Tic Tac shaped UFO.
And the thing about this UFO is that it wasn't traveling at any speed that any aircraft we
have could travel at.
So it would skip ahead to like, say he has in his F-18, like a flight plan, basically,
of like where he's going.
Yeah.
So Tic Tac would skip skip ahead to in his flight plan, like 60 miles.
It would appear there.
And then his weapon his weapon system would lock onto it.
So you know, everybody's like, there's all this conjecture as to what it is, is it aliens?
You know, what could it be?
Or is it like, you know, is it us in the future?
Is it part of our weapon systems?
Right.
Is it like some super advanced weapon?
But I think I think that it's possibly a holograph, a hologram, holograph, hologram.
What is it?
Hologram?
Hologram.
Yeah.
To point and direct these these lasers that we have, these laser weapons that we have
from space.
Right.
So in order in order to direct something like that, it has to it has to know where to hit.
Right.
Just like a mouse cursor.
It has to be directed somewhere.
So how can you direct a weapon in a three dimensional space?
Well, like missile.
What about like anti aircraft missiles?
What is it like anti aircraft missiles like that lock on to planes so that you can shoot
moving planes?
Yeah.
So they lock on to it.
Right.
But, you know, how do you how do you direct how do you direct a weapon from space?
You know, yeah.
Maybe lock onto a heat signature.
You could do that.
But, you know, I I think that what these things are seeing might be is either, you know, for
our next generational nuclear weapons or beyond that into like, you know, these super, super
high power laser weapons.
So it's like the Death Star where there's just going to be lasers on the moon that vaporize
people.
I think they already have them.
Yeah.
I think they I think they could obliterate cities with lasers.
I think from outer space.
I think they could.
I think they could take out most of a city, you know, but I think it's just what people
are seeing is the cursor.
You know, it's they're testing the weapon systems.
Right.
One, they're they're testing to see how the aircraft react to them, if they can be picked
up to.
I think that they're just testing, you know, without actually testing the weapon, they're
just testing the the cursor for the weapon, you know, the directional aid.
So that's what these people are seeing.
They're seeing like this holographic image.
And you know, to make a hologram, you have to have multiple points of light hitting the
same spot.
And you know, these these holograms, if it is a hologram, whatever it is, you know, they
might have like laser beams that come from different, different parts of the world that
meet up at this one spot, you know.
So because from my understanding, that's kind of like how a hologram is made.
But that also may be what these flying triangles that people see are.
And maybe the flying triangles are a different generation of that, you know, an older generation.
I don't know.
Have you ever seen the flying triangles in videos or anything?
No UFOs.
Yeah, it's it's one of the most common UFOs.
And the thing about the flying triangle is that it will it'll move in a three dimensional
space.
You know, it'll move side to side, up and down, and then just take off at light speed.
Right.
And it's like, well, you know, what would be the purpose of that if that was an alien
to just move up and down in different directions, you know, and then just fly away?
And to me, it makes sense that it's likely it's like it's likely part of a weapons targeting
system, you know.
Yeah.
So and they're just testing it out.
Maybe, maybe they target an object within the triangle, you know, and the the thing
that they're targeting stays within the triangle, you know, and then and then these super high
power weapons can track that triangle.
So that's that's my theory about that.
I think that's what that is.
I actually saw two flying triangles with my friend.
You saw the flight trials.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I had a video of it.
Yeah, I had it on video.
You're blowing my mind.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Some people think that it's a they think it's a super advanced next generational fighter
called the TR3B.
But dude, this so my friend is into aviation.
You know how I'm into aviation.
I'm an aviation enthusiast.
Oh, yeah.
I'm into aviation like Mike's in the trains and boats.
I thought that was a joke.
But now, yeah, no, no, I knew he knew a lot about trades and boats, but I thought you
guys were just being assholes.
Oh, no.
Yeah, no, he definitely.
Yeah.
Like, oh, it's the fucking train man.
Yeah, man.
It's like Rain Man.
That's what we're gonna call him.
Train man.
But, um, yeah.
What was I gonna say?
Oh, yeah.
So this was out by where I live.
I thought I told this story on a podcast before.
I think I did.
But I'll just I'll just talk about it again real quick.
So we were coming down this road.
It was like maybe like nine or 10 at night.
And my buddy is a hang glider.
So he like actually does like aviation stuff, you know, he knows.
And he's into RC planes and he's also an aviation enthusiast.
So we're coming down this hill and we both look into the sky and we're like, what the
hell is that?
So my buddy pulls the car over and I instantly take my phone out and start recording.
Right.
Because I'm like, this is like nothing I've ever seen.
Right.
So there was two of them flying side by side and one slightly behind the other.
And the thing when you see large military aircraft, right, because it's easy to it's
easy to misidentify something as a flying triangle because it might be night and all
you might see is the lights.
Right.
But generally, you know, aircraft have red, red and green lights on them.
Right.
Yeah.
To identify the sides.
Obviously, everybody knows that.
So these didn't have any other lights on them, which would tell you, OK, they're military.
Right.
But the other really strange thing is that there was no sound.
They made absolutely no sound and it looked massive.
Right.
And it's hard to tell from the ground, like how big something actually is.
You know, if it's a couple thousand feet in the air, that's what it looked like to me.
To me, it looked like they were probably at like two, three thousand feet.
But the other insane thing is when they went over the horizon, they just dropped below
the horizon instantly.
Like they just like it's like they dropped like bricks below the horizon.
It's not like they just disappeared over the horizon.
They dropped like bricks at a certain location.
They're like so going so fast that it looked like because of the way that the curves.
No.
So normally, like even if something was going fast, I mean, that could be that they did
take off at a speed and it looked like a ship drops.
Looks like it drops off the face of the earth because of the curvature of the earth.
Could be like that.
Well, so that's that's a good point.
Right.
So from my perspective, it looked like they dropped straight down.
Right.
But what might have happened is they may have exponentially increased their speed.
So it looked like they dropped.
You see what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So so if they just took off, say they went from like, say they were doing 300 miles an
hour and then they went to like a mock speed, it would look like they dropped.
But they actually it's that they're covering so much distance that they just dropped below
the horizon faster.
That's a good point.
I never thought about that.
Yeah.
That's probably more likely what happened is that they picked up speed.
But I had it on video and I had it on my phone.
And then I left my phone at my buddy's house.
And I said, hey, man, like I think I ended up getting a new phone in the interim because
it was the phone was getting old.
But I'm like, hey, I left that phone at your house.
Like, you still have that.
And like, I went and picked it up like weeks later.
And I'm like, man, I got to get that video off.
So I went to take the video off and it was gone.
This video was the video was gone.
Disappeared.
I'm like, what the heck?
Like and I had sent this video to people.
So I sent it to my one buddy that was with me.
And the other strange thing is that in the video, the lights on the aircraft were pulsating.
So they were blinking and they were not blinking in real life.
So I don't know what kind of interference that was.
I don't know if maybe it's like an anti like, I don't know.
I don't know what it was.
I think the CIA might pull the plug on this episode.
Well, you know what?
We haven't even covered the worst stuff.
No, they just might.
It's kind of like by the federal this episode will just disappear from Spotify.
Just like that picture.
Right.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Just you won't be able to put it up.
Content is no longer available.
It's episode 18.
So let me ask you, when I'm when I'm talking on this, can you see my mouth moving as the
alien?
No, because you're probably muted in the game.
What's that?
No, I can't see.
No, the mouth doesn't move.
No, that's in another game.
Never mind.
Oh, OK.
Huh.
So hold on, let me see if I unmute it.
We might get some echo.
Yeah.
Can you see my you can see my mouth moving now?
Yeah.
OK, but that's funny.
I think it'd be fun to just like meet some random person and bring them down here on
the podcast.
We totally we should go do that right now.
I should go find some people.
All right.
I'm going to be on the podcast and just interview.
All right.
I'm going to I'm going to go to the bathroom.
So I'll just take a break.
I'll just take a break for a sec.
Oh, hold on a sec.
You cut out.
Let's take a break for a sec and we'll come back and we'll we'll find a random ass person
to interview.
Yeah, this album is dedicated to all the teachers that told me I never amount to nothing.
So all the people that lived above the buildings that I was hustling in front of calling police
on when I was trying to make some money.
I'm calling police on me, dude.
It's all my people's in the struggle.
You know, I'm saying so good baby baby, it was all a dream.
I used to read Word Up magazine, something pepper and heavy D up in the limousine.
Welcome back to every Saturday.
Mr. Magic, part two of that episode, episode seventeen.
We it's a new day.
I went to bed after that.
And I think you tried to look for some people.
Yeah, Casey had a little incident.
Yeah, he got a little sick, so he had to go to bed.
But I went I went out on the hunt and tried to find some people didn't have a lot of luck.
Found one guy named Delfo Bic.
You think we'll find anybody?
I don't know that we will try.
There's a lot of degenerates out there.
Yeah.
So back in Don Juan's palace, you got you got juicy plane upstairs.
Not sure if you can hear that in the podcast, but it's pretty.
It's all that ever plays at Don Juan's house.
Smalls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So where's a good place to find people?
I don't know.
I guess we'll try the most common places.
Maybe go to the black cat.
Oh, the carry the karaoke world's good.
That has a lot of people.
All right, yeah, you could.
We could try there.
We could also try McDonald's McDonald's another world.
I found that's a lot of fucking degenerates right there or some boy who some boy Hooters.
Yeah, we go there.
Dad did.
I don't know.
Should we record us looking for people or should we come back?
Just come back with someone.
I think we should just come back with somebody.
All right.
If we find anybody, we'll be back.
All right.
We're recording.
All right.
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.
We're here with our special guest, which is a stranger.
The special guest noon.
Tell us, tell us a little bit about yourself.
Where are you from?
Well, I'm from Texas, like a little north of Dallas.
Dallas cheerleaders.
Right?
Yeah.
So it's hot there, isn't it?
It's supposed to be.
It's supposed to be hot, but it snowed yesterday.
So something's wrong.
Yeah, something broke.
Doesn't that cause like a state of emergency?
It wasn't bad yesterday.
It was like barely any.
Like the bad thing was like a little bit like last year or the year before when everyone
was actually like a whole blizzard or whatever happened.
Yeah.
A lot of power outages and everything like that.
That was, that was rough.
What do you go to school or what do you do for work?
I don't know.
I'm out of school.
I'm about to like start working for my uncle doing some like going around selling like
cow hides and skulls, antlers and stuff like that.
That is the most Texas thing I've ever heard.
Great.
Before that I was.
I didn't know that was like an actual way to make money.
That is an actual way.
Like he has his own business and a warehouse and everything.
Wow.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Well we're from out of state New York, so not a whole lot going on up there.
Are you good at trivia?
It's been a while.
It's been, been a while.
I've forgotten a lot of stuff.
We'll see what I remember.
You could win.
I think I'm going to put some money down Casey.
I'm going to put $5 down.
You got Venmo?
I don't need money or I don't have like Venmo.
People are going to think that you're trying to scale them.
Oh no, no.
No, no.
I would just give you, like if you win.
Nah, you're good.
You're good.
I'm going to give you $500.
All right.
Let's get these questions going.
I'm going to keep this kid up all night.
All right.
We'll do a contest between you and you and him.
Whoever thinks they know the question.
All right.
Start out with some easy questions.
Well, you know what?
I think, I think we should just give them to him.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I think we should just test the stranger.
All right.
First question.
Who was the second president of the United States?
You want multiple choice or you just want them off the rip?
I can do multiple choice.
I'm not going to remember.
All right.
We got a, a George Washington, B John Adams, C Thomas Jefferson or D Jim Madison.
Thomas Jefferson.
Oh, sorry.
That's incorrect.
It was a John Adams.
My boy, John John.
Our other guest is a father.
Usually Ali Max that's right here.
That's his chair.
He likes ghost peppers.
Oh,
There we go.
All right.
If you want to help about, feel free to.
Okay.
I didn't know that last one.
Which is the most Western country in Europe?
Is it a Ireland?
The France.
C Spain.
The Portugal.
I'm going to get Spain.
Cause I forgot where Portugal is.
Who thought.
That's a tough one.
I can't hear him.
If you still.
You can't.
Oh,
I'm sorry.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, that's a tough one.
I'm going to go with Spain.
I'm imagining it in my head.
Cause I know like Ireland is like up there in Portugal.
I don't remember where that is, but I know Spain's like at the far end over there.
Incorrect.
That's right.
I'm going to get some jeopardy music going here.
What's that?
Can you play jeopardy music?
I was just thinking.
I was just going to hold my phone out.
You'd start the next question.
You're doing good.
All right.
Next question.
You're here.
That's all that counts.
What, what bug is the base player from the red hot?
The red hot.
Is it a fly.
Be flea.
Sea bug.
D.
Mosquito.
I'm going to say.
We'll get some rough answers.
I'm going to say.
I'm going to.
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We have this character called Da Wan.
He likes to prank call GameStop and Honolulu all the time.
If you go upstairs and you see on the stairs there's a giant poster that says Honolulu,
that's a reference to all the prank calls he does.
He always calls about PlayStation 1 games.
I haven't been to Honolulu.
Damn, I wanna go.
You ever play PS1?
Nah, the oldest thing I had was that...
What should we call it?
It's like the block. I don't remember what it's called.
It's just a joystick on the gamecube.
It's a simple...
You ever play that game where the little angry dragon,
breathing fire shit and he running around?
You ever play that game though?
You never played that one though?
Yeah, it was the only one I played.
I'm trying to plug it in.
What died?
My headset.
Oh, so Casey's headset died.
Did he crash?
Yeah, he's coming back.
See, I'm talking with him on Messenger.
Alright.
So, alright.
He's back, we're good.
So, yeah, you'll see there's a lot of references to inside jokes here.
Especially if you look at the bulletin board upstairs.
There's a lot of references to Don Juan.
But yeah, that's why this is Don Juan's palace.
Yeah.
Well, I'm definitely going to listen to this podcast because it sounds interesting.
Yeah, we're just a bunch of degenerates.
We're really just friends.
Yeah.
What was I going to say?
Yeah, we usually do like a prank call at the end of everyone.
So we really like burned out GameStop and Honolulu though.
Like a fun little game actually.
Yeah, we called them so many times.
We call Walmart always asking if we can return stuff.
Our favorite thing to do is to call Walmart or Target and describe a movie as vaguely as possible.
See if they can guess it.
I'll be like, Sam, I'll be looking for that movie with the boat that split in half with the old lady.
Sometimes people get this one guy got like three in a row.
Yeah, yeah.
The base of the movie.
The base of Mason.
Yeah.
What's his name?
How many episodes do you have?
This is what?
Seventeen episode 17, Casey.
Yeah.
So I'm a messenger with Casey right now.
So his voice will be in the podcast.
You'll hear me talking to him.
Even though you can't hear him right now until he gets back in.
So we might edit this.
We'll see.
But are you coming, Casey?
Well, it's not too much to catch up on.
No, here, let me show you something.
Show you up here and then we'll come back down.
So you'll see Pringles cans littering the apartment.
That's because Don Don loves Pringles.
He always calls grocery stores asking about Buffalo chicken Pringles.
So he's in a hover around.
I'm sorry there's a picture of a hover around.
But this is like a shopping list.
He's on CPAP, you know.
This is what's the things to do.
This is Walmart receipt.
For a PlayStation one, yeah.
It says here on the shopping list, you know.
They have called GameStop about Spyro the Angry Dragon, though.
Damn, though.
Calling about that game with the deal with the ugly head.
Then calling Walmart about that movie with the boat that split in half with the old lady.
Ask for Mason.
That's all of us up there on that picture.
That one's me right there.
Right.
Casey is the one.
This is Ali Mack right here.
And then up the Mac corner is Tyler Lee.
They've been all mysterious in their shadows.
Yeah.
There's usually a PlayStation here, but it got stolen apparently.
But a lot of good movies floating around here.
You know, we got ET.
We got Forest Gump.
These are all movies that I called like Walmart about prank calls.
Are you back in here yet, Casey?
Oh, there you are.
All right.
I was just explaining some of the inside jokes.
I heard you, yeah.
All right.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
All right.
Yeah.
So either we'll edit it there or not.
I don't know.
But Mason, not Mason.
What's your favorite movies?
Let's see.
There's a lot of good ones.
There's I'm a big fan of war movies and stuff like there's a few of those that I really enjoyed.
Yeah.
My favorite so far is Hacksaw Ridge.
So that was a good one.
It's about a medic, right?
Yeah.
What do you like about it?
Yeah, it's just it's just a really good story.
Like the way he's like, which I'm not like, just like, it's where it's not working.
The way they just blow people up and shoot people is cool.
I guess I'd be like, the way the story actually plays out, like it starts in his childhood
and how are we going to have the best childhood and like not a good relationship with his
brother and his father and his entire family.
And then he just goes on and finds a girl, falls in love, stuff like that, the sappy
stuff.
I'm a sucker for that.
But then like, like, it's just and then it goes into the actual like combat and war and
stuff.
And what I love about is like the detail that goes into and how like, like how gruesome
and messed up it really is like what happens on the battlefield.
Yeah.
And what you have to see and go through and just like puts you into a mindset that it's
just that's what's happened.
You got to deal with it and you got to figure out how to get through it however you can.
What do you think the most common thing that a soldier asks for?
Do you see the hurt locker?
When he's dying.
I haven't seen that.
But like you said, you said the common thing he asks for before he dies.
Yeah, on a battlefield.
Like just a soldier in general.
I would assume whoever they would ask to somehow get the message that they love whoever their
closest friend or partner or family member is just get a message to them saying that
they love them.
That was deep.
It's actually they asked for those.
I'm sorry, Dan, we can't hear you.
What other war movies do you like?
American Cybers.
I don't know if I've seen that one.
It's about a guy from Texas.
You haven't seen that?
Chris Kyle?
I think I have, but it's been a long time since I've seen that.
Yeah.
There's not much I have to say.
It's been a five minute.
Yeah.
You got some more trivia questions, Casey?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're doing good.
You know anything about music?
I love to listen to music.
I don't know the names of songs.
I don't know the names of lyrics.
The last one was a music question.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see if he knows any Harry Potter.
I see.
You know Harry Potter?
I've seen three of the movies.
All right.
Who is the head of Gryffindor in Harry Potter, the teacher?
Is it Professor State?
No, go ahead.
Give the choices.
Professor State, Professor Fletwick, Professor Umbridge, or Professor McGonagall?
Is it the head of Gryffindor?
Yeah.
McGonagall?
Oh, you're right.
Ding ding.
Finally.
You just won a new car.
I got one answer right.
Thanks, man.
You don't understand.
What kind of truck does Alex have?
What's that?
What kind of truck does Alex have?
He's got a Dodge Ram.
You just won a Dodge Ram.
Something used for Upstate New York.
It might be stolen.
That's fine.
It's the truck that counts.
It's a fucking loud ass truck.
I can hear it from like blocks away.
All right.
Let's see.
You like, so you like, you know stuff about war movies and trivia, right?
About, let's see, who starred in the movie Forrest Gump?
You know that one?
Remember I said, like, I don't know like the names of like artists and stuff.
It's kind of like a similar thing when it comes to actors.
I'm not going to go with names.
But I can remember just like a few people's names.
Was it Ben Stiller?
Owen Wilson?
Was it, I'm so high.
What movie was it?
Oh yeah.
Forrest Gump.
We've got something going on.
Yeah.
Okay.
Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, fucking Benji, Benji Franklin or Tom Hanks?
Tom Hanks.
Are you sure it's not Benjamin Franklin?
I think it might be Tom Hanks.
You got it right.
He's doing good.
I'd like to ask you this question in the form of Don Juan.
What's the name of that game with the dude with the turtle, the fucking turtle,
and he stops with the turtles and the fucking doobaloopas?
He's a fucking, you got the little white wrenched suit.
You know that game dude?
Mario.
What game are you talking about though?
Is this a Mario game?
Yeah, yeah, Mario.
Oh damn dude, I'd be in love with that game dude.
He'd be popping all those turtles with the wings dude.
I'd be in love with that shit dude.
He rescued the princess dude.
That's just training dude.
This guy going to fight that bigger turtle.
Damn dude, yeah, damn.
He just fights bigger and bigger turtles dude.
Every time he spots a turtle, he's got to fight a bigger one though.
That's training dude.
Oh, I stood up for some reason.
But the way he moves on that flagpole though.
Yeah, yeah it does.
So do you believe in any conspiracies?
I enjoy conspiracies.
I like to keep my mind open so there's some that you know,
I'm completely open to anything pretty much.
Because it's all just fun brain experience.
So I'd say sure.
What do you think of 9-11?
Yeah, I'm in the Dica.
Oh shit, I haven't put my headset on.
9-11, what about it specifically?
Building 7 specifically.
What do you think of Building 7?
Do you know anything about Building 7?
No, I haven't heard of it.
Do your research.
Look it up.
Flight 93.
Do you think that the passengers...
Oh yeah, the one that disappeared.
Well no, they crashed it.
Oh, they crashed it.
Yeah, well it was heading for the Capitol building.
And the official story is that the passengers,
you know, ran up to the cabin and took down the hijackers
and crashed it in a field in Pennsylvania.
There's a conspiracy that it was actually shot down,
but we discussed that we think it actually went one step further.
And we think that the government unleashed our most powerful weapons
and took it out of the sky with laser weapons.
So I don't know if you can tell that this is a conspiracy.
That's one of the main things we talk about.
I got the vibe from it.
Yeah, yeah.
I love conspiracy theories.
My headset came unplugged.
What about any ghost stories? You got any ghost stories?
My headset died.
Personally, I've never experienced anything like it.
I love hearing about them.
Man, I wish Tyler Lee was here to tell you some ghost stories.
Man, they told...
Ali Mack and Tyler Lee told me one of the most convincing ghost stories
I've ever heard on the podcast.
Not just on the podcast, it was one of the most convincing ghost stories
I've heard in general.
They're at this place...
I'm not going to reiterate the whole thing,
but they had a video of these...
This is a supposedly haunted place.
It's like an hour from where we all live,
and it's like where the Boy Scouts of America was founded.
It's called Silver Bag.
And this is known to be a haunted place,
and these lights in this building were coming on and off by themselves.
And apparently it would be impossible
for these lights to come on and off by themselves like that,
because they require such a huge switch to throw.
And they show me the video of the lights coming on and off.
They're like studio lights. It's crazy. It's so creepy.
Yeah, Tyler Lee is the paranormal investigator.
So, the official paranormal investigator of the podcast.
Oh my God.
If I get heads up, won't it say plugged in?
Yeah, I just hope listening to this podcast doesn't lower your IQ at all.
I think it's low enough.
I don't think it can get any lower.
But yeah, occasionally we have some special guests.
You're the second special guest.
The first special guest was a make-a-wish kid.
We've had a few, but...
Hold on, Casey's on Messenger. What did you say, Casey?
I said we've had a few special guests.
My headset won't stay plugged in while I'm fucking sitting like this.
Oh, shoot.
Darn it. Is it dead?
Yeah.
Darn it, his headset's dead.
Well, I guess I'm going to have to ask him some trivia questions, aren't I?
Yeah, boy.
Also, if he still has his little fast charging cable that came with his headset,
that'll get it up and running really quick,
and you can just have it set plugged into something.
Sorry, I'm close to an outlet. You can just sit in.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, it's plugged in.
Okay. He's got it plugged in right now, so Casey will be back with us shortly.
All right. I'm going to pull up some trivia questions here.
All right.
And let's see what we've got.
So I'll start with one here.
We asked on a previous podcast, let's see how you do against Ali Mac.
What is the tallest monument in the United States?
Is it Mount Rushmore, the St. Louis Arch, the Statue of Liberty, or the Golden Gate Bridge?
I'm going to say Mount Rushmore.
Is that your final answer?
Yeah.
Okay, so we're going with Mount Rushmore.
That doesn't correct, my friend.
No, it's not.
Is it?
Mount Rushmore wasn't one of the choices before.
No, no, but it's the St. Louis Arch is the tallest.
Mount Rushmore doesn't count because it's a mountain, so the elevation is like 2,000 feet.
That's funny. I've been to the St. Louis Arch.
Casey just chimed in on Messenger.
And he said that that was that question doesn't count because Mount Rushmore isn't a monument.
So we got to give you a different question.
It is a monument, but it's on a mountain.
All right, so it doesn't count because it's on a mountain.
All right.
Let's see. Let's do some. What's your area of expertise?
Let's see. What am I knowledgeable about right now?
I mean, I know some about like some nerdy stuff.
I know like some things about Texas and there's things about like Star Wars because that was something big for me growing up and everything.
All right, we'll do some Star Wars trivia.
100 plus Star Wars trivia questions. Here we go.
All right. Question number one. What is Baby Yoda's real name?
It was like Gourou or something like that.
So close.
Say it again.
Grogu.
Yeah, dude.
All right. Where did Obi Wan take Luke after his birth?
You got it.
All right.
All right. Let's see here.
Hold on a sec. I got to get some buzzers, you know, some like ding ding ding or some.
I feel like that would be ideal.
All right.
All right. Another question for you here.
What is Anakin Skywalker's Padawan?
All right. That's correct. Right. There's two two words here.
Ahsoka Tano.
I'll give that I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you.
All right. Let's pick a random one here because this is like.
All right. Who built C3PO?
That was Anakin.
Nice job. All right. So you do know your your Star Wars.
I don't know. I don't know a whole lot, but I know like some more basic stuff, I guess.
Chancellor Palpatine was which sith lord?
Emperor Palpatine Darth Sidious.
Yep. Got it.
Let me let me tell Casey. Casey, are you there?
No, I think he's trying to still charge his ocus.
All right. Finish this quote from the Mandalorian.
This is the blank.
This is the way.
You got it. All right.
This kid knows a Star Wars Casey if you're out there.
All right. The Lion King's Mufasa and which Star Wars character were voiced by the same actor?
Lee Beeson.
Oh, well, it says which Star Wars character.
Oh, which Star Wars character.
Mufasa and which Star Wars character were voiced by the same.
Qui-Gon.
Darth Vader.
Oh, wait, you said Mufasa.
I got that mixed up with the other guy.
Mufasa.
So Darth Vader and Mufasa were voiced by the same guy.
Qui-Gon Jinn and Aslan from Narnia.
I got the lions mixed up.
Yeah, those lions will get you, man.
All right. Let's see here.
What color was Mace Windu's lightsaber?
Purple.
Yep. How did you know that?
It's like when people know Star Wars, they really know Star Wars.
Yeah. When you grow up in it, it kind of becomes a bit of an addiction, I guess.
You can't not know about it when it's something that you're so invested into.
My entire family kind of just grew up watching Star Wars.
That's kind of how I was with Back to the Future.
If you notice here, there's a little hoverboard.
I love Back to the Future.
I think I've only seen the first two movies. I think there was a third one.
There definitely was a third one. It was an excellent movie.
Oh, I dropped this hoverboard. I can't.
Oh, you got one? Do you have a hoverboard?
Oh, you can't see it. I'm sorry.
So on the table right here, there's like a little mini tech deck hoverboard.
And there's actually one.
Oh, wait. Yeah. I see the one over there.
Yeah. Yeah. And there's like a little set of air mags.
That's actually on the table at Casey's house and on our little studio table.
All right. Back to the trivia.
I feel like this is too easy for you. No?
Maybe.
We'll ask you a few more Star Wars questions.
Two more Star Wars questions.
Okay, sounds good.
Who was Boba Fett's father?
Jango Fett.
Yep. You got it. Damn.
Star Wars expert.
All right. Let's see.
What was Galen Erso's? Is that right? Am I saying that right?
What was Galen Erso's nickname for his daughter?
Huh. Wait.
Oh, wait.
Star Wars. Yep. You got it.
Damn. Okay. That one was tough. That was a tough one.
This kid is, this kid is on fire.
All right. Let me see if I pull up some Texas trivia here.
You can hear me typing on the computer.
Pull up some Texas trivia. See what this kid knows about his home state.
A lot of these ones were wrong.
51 Texas trivia questions.
And let me see. I think I need like a buzzer.
Trivia buzzer. Let me see if I can find an app.
Trivia buzzer.
The bull buzzer. There we go.
Game show buzzer. Let's try this.
All right. So we'll start with the first question while we're waiting for that to download.
All right. That's too easy. What is the state cap? I'm not even going to ask you that.
I don't know that. There's bigger problems.
All right. What type of, what type of cooking are Texans known for?
I feel like it's like, can I say Tex max or something? Barbecue. Yeah, that's correct. You got it.
That is correct. Let me see if this buzzer works.
No, it doesn't. So what up? Game show buzzer.
Are you there, Casey? Yeah. All right.
Casey's back on the chat and we're going to ask you another question here.
Welcome back, Casey. He says, welcome back, Casey.
Yeah, I can actually hear him. You can hear him? Yeah.
Through my, through my headset? Yeah. Oh, oh, shit. Here, let me turn this up then.
So he can hear you, but you can't hear him. So Casey's a ghost right now.
Casey, what are you doing? Fucking flying, bro.
All right. Texas has the highest speed limit in the country. What is it?
I don't know. I know, like, I don't remember the name of the road, but I know there's a road with a really high speed limit.
I'm guessing like, I'm just going to say a hundred miles an hour.
Oh, man. I wish I had this buzzer to go. Isn't it 85?
85 miles an hour. That's a safer number. I'm happy it wasn't a hundred.
This is a plus. Might be wrong, but it's good.
How many presidents have been born in the state of Texas?
I don't even know. Probably. I'm going to say two.
That is correct. Two. Wow. Just the bushes.
Now just don't ask me the names of them. It's the bushes, right?
It's the bushes, right? Just the two bushes, Casey said.
Wait. Was it the guy like something starts with a W?
He was born in Texas. George W. Bush.
Different W. Oh, I don't know. I might be crazy.
Huh. Well, this doesn't elaborate. It just says there's two US presidents.
All right. What percentage of all US executions have happened in Texas?
Like 90. For all I know, it could be more than half. I don't know.
That's a tough one. I'm going to say like, uh, I'm just going to say like maybe 40%.
Bro, 40%. Good job. What the fuck? Exactly. Yeah, 40%. 40% of all US executions.
That's awesome. You got that. That's funny. That's a lot of executions.
All right. Let's see. What nationality were the first European settlers in Texas?
Spanish. Ding, ding, ding. That's right. Let's go.
This guy's got it. He's on fire. He's on fire with the Star Wars stuff and the Texas stuff.
All right. Let's see. In what year did Texas declare independence?
That'd be like, numbers. I don't like numbers. Let's see. 18. Would it be an 18? Yeah, it would be an 18.
Yeah. 18. No, I'm just joking. I was just playing with it because I just downloaded it.
Yeah. As good as work, I can hear it. I'm going to say 1830 something. You got to pick one more number between five and 10.
All right. 18. 1830. 1830 what? 1836. Who knows that? I don't know, but he got pretty close.
I was going to be a 30. I didn't think it was going to be in the 30s. I was giving a random guess.
What is it illegal to do to another person's cow here? Oh God. What the fuck are you talking about?
What is it illegal to do to another person? I'm scared because I've heard some weird things about laws related to other people's animals.
Damn, that's crazy. I didn't think this would be illegal.
I'm going to say it's a tip over somebody else's cow because I know that's like a joke or something that goes around.
It is illegal to milk somebody else's cow. $10 fine. That makes sense.
You want to do like milk somebody's cow, lose $10, you get free milk. It's a risk. Yeah.
Risk versus reward. How many times can you get away with it?
How much milk can you get? You get like your gallon of milk from Walmart for however much money it costs.
Or see how many gallons you can get at one time really fast from however many cows your neighbors got.
You only have to pay $10. I think that's a pretty good deal if you ask me.
All right. So this man assassinated President Kennedy in 1963. What was his name?
I don't remember this one. I'll give you a clue.
Lee. His name starts with Lee.
So Lee's his first name. Yes. Yep. Johnson. Lee Johnson. It's probably not his name.
Negative captain. It's going to be Lee Harvey Oswald.
Have you ever heard that name? Yeah, I've heard it. I went to the, I've been to Dallas a few times.
I went to the museum where the shooting took place and I've seen the memorial. It's a cool place.
There's a lot of interesting stuff there. I'm just bad with names. No, that's all right.
Texas history stuff. That was a good guess though.
All right. The fastest selling hip hop album of all time came from Dallas born Robert Matthew Van Winkle.
What is this artist better known as?
The best selling album of all time.
The fastest selling hip hop music stuff. The fastest selling hip hop album is what's his name?
All right. I'm going to give you a hint. What's his name? His name is Robert Matthew Van Winkle.
Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom fucking not fucking David Bowie dude.
David Bowie. All right. I'm going to give you a Freddie Mercury Casey shouting stuff out.
Is it not? You're singing under pressure. No. Okay. This is hip hop. Oh, the hip hop version.
That's doom doom doom doom doom doom doom fucking run run DMC or whatever.
That's a completely different. All right. I'll give you a clue.
It's something ice ice baby ice something like that. Right.
Am I wrong? Am I crazy? I think you're right. Ice baby.
Is it? Yeah. I don't know the name of the song unless it is literally called ice baby ice ice baby.
I think did he do that Casey? Ice ice baby. Who?
Vanilla ice. I just gave away the answer.
Yeah, he did. Give away the answer. Make sure we just do a.
All right. Let's see here.
Man, that was 51. I skipped a ton of them.
What is the this is too hard. You said you don't like numbers. The highest temperature ever recorded in Texas.
We're going to skip that one because that's too hard. Oh, I can try it. I can try. All right. All right.
Give it a guess. So the highest temperature recorded in Texas.
I'm going to say.
That was close. But.
Negative captain. 120 degrees.
10.
All right. Before World War Two, four significant industries shaped the Texan economy.
For four points, you can name them all. I didn't know we were doing points, but apparently we are.
Name like name. Name two of them.
So.
Oil.
Like livestock.
That's a bison because.
That is correct. It is livestock livestock. Let's go. All right.
Hold on a second. Casey, are you still there? Yeah.
All right. This is really weird because he can't hear you.
I got a really, really.
That's right.
All right. I say we do about four more questions and then we cut this young fellow loose.
Unless you got some ghost stories or some conspiracies you want to talk about.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
We'll see what I, what I get.
All right. This Houston born actor and dancer wouldn't let anyone put baby in the corner.
That's hard because this isn't.
This is.
This.
All right. So.
Nobody puts baby in the corner.
I don't know.
That's that question doesn't count.
Like that.
Yeah, that's stupid.
Let's see here.
All right.
Come up with a better one.
How many registered machine guns are in the state of Texas?
Yeah, that's going to be a strangely large number probably.
Probably thousands.
It is in the thousand.
And these are machine guns.
So.
I'll.
I'll give you a clue.
It's between 20.
And 30,000.
Here.
I'll get I'll give you it. It's 28,000.
You give me the last three.
Okay.
28.
I'll give you the first one.
I'm kind of luck with the fours.
So I'll give 20,000.
30.
32.
28,690.
I'm not going to give you the buzzer on that one because I was,
that was too hard.
That was like an impossible thing.
Yeah, there's no way.
I'm not going to give you the buzzer on that one.
All right.
This native of Johnson city became the 36th president of the United
States.
We've got over.
Oh.
The what.
There's this other, I was positive that there's this other.
That's a good one.
It's this other.
I just can't remember his name.
But I'm out. Since I can't remember.
I'm going to go with.
George.
Lyndon B Johnson.
Lyndon.
Johnson.
Yeah.
I forgot about.
I don't know how well you're repping.
Texas, my friend.
You're doing good, but you should be doing better.
I gotta go back to school now.
You should be doing better on the trivia of your home state.
Name the Academy Award-winning actor known for roles
in movies such as Dalit.
No, this is stupid.
This is, nobody knows any of these movies.
All right, I'm gonna sum this question up a little better
than they're asking.
What is that quote that he says?
Man, I don't know if I can say it on the podcast, actually.
What?
Wait.
A famous line from a movie.
Oh, God.
Where he says...
Yeah, don't say that on the podcast.
Okay.
All right, Casey said don't say it.
All right, all right, all right.
Who said that?
Everybody I know just says that's famous and popular,
but I don't remember who it was.
Matthew McConaughey.
All right, let's see here.
Let me do instead of a Texas for like our last question.
You know what?
I want you to get a few more.
You know what?
You got too many of those Star Wars ones, right?
You got them all right.
You got like 20 right in a row.
So let's see here.
Random trivia.
This will be truly random.
Random trivia generator.
All right.
In the TV show, The Simpsons.
No, that's stupid.
Because that was kind of before your time, right?
The Simpsons.
Yeah, that's a stupid question.
Let's see.
Here we go.
Here's a good one.
In which war was napalm first used?
This was a big one.
Okay, in World War One.
Close.
World War Deuce.
The big deuces.
Yeah, something a little more creative with the weapons.
Something crazy about World War Two.
There was a point in time.
It was for like years.
There was like a thousand people an hour that died in World War Two.
It went on for years.
Every hour, 1,000 people.
Isn't that crazy?
24,000 people a day.
Just throwing bodies at the problem.
Damn, dude.
Yeah, that's nuts.
What time is it in Texas?
It is about, let me see, where's my watch?
I can just find my phone.
It's 2.50.
2.50 a.m.?
At night.
Yeah, so it's 3.49 here, 3.50.
I could go for like a little bit longer.
I could go to like 3, I guess.
A little bit less than 10 minutes.
I could go to them until then.
Sounds good.
You've been an excellent guest so far on the podcast.
What do you think of, we'll do a little prank call, Casey.
Yeah.
We'll let him listen in on it.
Yeah.
All right.
Who should we call?
Let's call, well, last time we called Target, so let's call.
Oh, wait, it's like 3 o'clock in the morning.
It's 4 o'clock.
Yeah, we're going to call Halleloo.
We're going to call Halleloo.
Let's call Target.
Target Halleloo.
You got a special guest here.
Halleloo Target.
All right, let's see here.
What are we going to ask about?
GameStop or the GameCube?
The GameCube?
Yeah.
What about the GameCube, Casey?
We want one.
You got those GameCube games?
Damn, you still got GameCube games though.
That's crazy.
I'd be loving a GameCube.
Welcome, Mario 64.
Why do you ever get rid of a GameCube?
Maybe we should just call GameStop.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Yeah, let's talk about the GameCube, see if they still got some stock.
Yeah, that's what we'll do.
We'll call GameStop.
I'm a few years late, but I was asking about a GameCube.
Yeah, that's what we'll do.
We'll call GameStop.
I'm a few years late, but I was asking about a GameCube.
In Honolulu, you're going to call...
Okay, go for it.
Hold on a sec.
Shopping Center.
It says closed.
They're closed?
Even in Honolulu?
What time is it in Honolulu?
It's probably like 10 o'clock.
Dude, I don't know if anywhere is open.
Alaska.
We're going to have to go to Alaska.
Alaska is early.
It's later than Honolulu.
What time is it in Alaska?
Like fucking 11.
Time in Anchorage.
11 52.
Is anywhere open?
We're going to have to call Japan.
Japan.
Can your phone do that?
I don't know, without getting charged a ton.
Yeah.
Is anywhere open?
I don't know if anywhere is open that we could possibly call.
Fucking...
Something 24 hours.
Yeah.
24 hours now.
There's a lot of grocery stores that are 24 hours.
Still?
Yeah.
There's a lot of places that are 24 hours.
7-Eleven.
That's a good one, actually.
Just call a 7-Eleven and fucking Los Angeles or California or fucking...
No, call Dallas for him.
We'll call...
The big gulp is probably from Texas.
Right?
It's 7-Eleven.
Yeah.
All right.
Yeah.
7-Eleven.
Dallas.
See what comes up.
Actually, what's a 24-hour grocery store by the way?
Around here.
By him.
What's your main grocery store?
I'm in Walmart.
It's 24 hours?
That's the main thing here.
I don't think it's...
No, that's not 24 hours, but that's just the main thing.
There aren't really many 24-hour grocery stores around here.
24-hour...
Let's see.
Dallas, Texas.
See what comes up.
24-hour fitness.
Damn, dude.
I've been thinking about trying to work out though because...
We'll call the fitness center.
We'll call the gym because Don Juan is sick of being fat.
Damn, dude.
You got any machines I could use with a wheelchair though?
24-hour fitness.
Thank you for calling the 24-hour fitness Kessler Park Club located at 2300 Fort Worth Avenue.
How can I help you today?
You can save billing or payments, club hours, or cancel.
For class schedules and reservations, use our 24 Go app or visit our website.
If you do speak to a club team member...
I did not understand your response.
Damn, though.
Come on, man.
I'm trying to get fit though.
Damn, boo.
Just lift some weights, my guy.
Just let me get buff.
Security.
Damn, though.
I thought y'all 24 hours, though.
What?
Y'all 24 hours, dude.
Who is this?
I don't know if y'all is 24 hours.
The gym is 24 hours.
This is 24-7.
Oh, damn.
21.
Damn, I thought this was the gym.
Hang up, bro.
Jesus Christ.
Dude, did you...
He was not happy at all.
He was so pissed.
Dude, that was the most violent prank call we've ever had.
That was quite violent.
What did you...
Who did you call?
It just says 24-7, whatever that is.
Yeah.
Did he...
What is 24-7?
It was a gym?
Security place.
What?
It must be...
I think that's what it said.
I think that's what his answer was, was 24-7.
Yeah, like when he ran the numbers, it said something about security.
Oh, my God.
I gotta look up what that is now.
I'm not doing star six-seven.
No, he said security.
He was the security guard.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
24-hour pizza.
Wait, pizza?
Not Pizza Hut.
Something called 24-7 security.
I guess that's what you call it.
It just says 24-7.
24-hour fitness, man.
I wish they would answer.
Tacos, 24-7.
How big a taco can I get for $5?
They got delivery to New York.
Damn, I'm all the way up here at New York City, dude.
Damn, this is crazy.
Nobody's over here.
I don't have 24-7 tacos up here, and I need my tacos.
I was wondering, do you got Uber helicopters, planes, something like that?
Yeah, Uber helicopters.
I'm worried about that one guy.
He was not happy.
He was like, welcome up at four in the morning.
He's the security guard that was sleeping.
I know, he was trying to sleep.
Welcome up.
24-hour drive to the Vapor Lounge.
What is that?
Vapor Lounge, like a vape lounge?
Vapor Lounge.
Is it like a place where people go to vape?
To vape, yeah.
Vape like a cafe.
That's what it sounds like.
Paradigm Gym, 24 hours.
Sounds like a huge stage.
The 24-hour gym is closed.
Speaking of gym, 24-hour fitness.
I don't know if you already said that.
I did.
I tried to call that.
They weren't answering.
Let me see.
24-hour grocery.
Dallas.
Vermont grocery store?
Have you ever heard of that?
No.
Oh, me.
Not me.
There, there, y'all live or not?
That was fucking scary.
I was like, hang up.
Yeah, dude.
We picked a bad time to do prank calls, apparently.
As that guy's response.
That was pretty bad.
But maybe we could have you on again for when we call GameStop.
This is pretty fun.
I have one of my contacts in my bio.
If you have a Discord or something, or if you need a phone number, Instagram, something like that.
Yeah, for sure.
I'll probably be available at some point.
All right.
I'd be happy to come back on.
This has been fun.
Thanks for doing the podcast.
Yeah, Casey says thanks for being on the podcast.
And yeah, we'll definitely do this again.
So thanks for coming on.
This has been fun.
I'll definitely tune in and listen to the episodes.
Yeah, and feel free to look around.
Nope.
Are you there, Casey?
Yeah.
All right.
I got kicked out.
That was good timing.
Yeah, that was a pretty artistic episode.
It was like a B roll.
But the VR chat.
What?
It had a what?
I said that was like a that was like a B roll feel.
A B roll.
What does that mean?
Like, you know, like there's a role in B roll like a bonus content.
Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
Yeah.
But episodes.
Yeah.
But that was interesting, like an interesting way to have like strangers on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll I'll I'll add that in.
But yeah, so again, getting late.
And that episode, thanks for listening to the Untitled podcast like us on Facebook and send us your tips.
You know, as always, take care of yourselves and each other.
We are.
We know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing.
They're killing already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.
OK, so did they come from our planet?
If they're super soldiers, then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with her.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise,
and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them.
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology,
it's absolutely violent.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord.
We're only living in the third dimension.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil.
Okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit for us.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it.
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.
Fuck Trump, right?
Fuck Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody says it's George Soros.
It's Bill Gates, it's Brian, it's actual school government.