For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten
feet tall.
Okay, I'm talking to the softrum.
They have dread and super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with terrorists.
I do not listen to this.
There's moon caves, man.
There's moon caves with creatures.
There are lunar goblins on the moon.
There's lunar goblins.
Fuck.
X-X-Xavier got heat.
I miss the old Kanye.
Shaped from the gold Kanye.
Chop up the soul Kanye.
Sit on his nose Kanye.
I hate the new Kanye.
The bad mood Kanye.
The always rude Kanye.
Spaz in the news Kanye.
I miss the sweet Kanye.
Chop up the beast Kanye.
I gotta say, at that time I liked the meat Kanye.
T.I.
Infinite Kanye.
It wasn't any Kanye.
And now I shit with the remedy so many Kanye.
Episode 15.
I am going to shoot Avenue 1.
15.
This is not 15.
I guess it is.
No fucking 15.
I gotta look this up.
I'll upload the fucking episode.
Let me look.
We haven't even done introductions and we're already going to shoot Avenue 1.
I'm going to shoot Avenue 1.
15.
This is not 15.
I guess it is.
No fucking 15.
I gotta look this up.
I'll upload the fucking episode.
We haven't even done introductions and we're already got a fact check in process.
I'm Casey.
I'm here with your favorite co-hosts Alex, Dan, and Tyler.
I'm missing them.
Yo, what up?
I'm looking at Spotify right now.
I gotta pull it up.
It doesn't seem like 15.
No, yeah it is though.
Let me see.
Casey's out man.
It's 15.
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.
Yeah, wow no shit.
Well now that that's established.
Damn, episode 15.
For everybody who's still here at episode 15, God bless you.
God bless America.
And if you're just coming in, Lord save you.
Yeah.
We might actually make it to 100.
Dude, we gotta do something special.
100 days of autism.
Season one.
We gotta do something special for 100.
We should take a trip.
We should go ghost hunting at Skinwalker Ranch.
I'm not going there.
You should get abducted by aliens.
Episode 69, can't wait.
So why are we like obsessed with Kanye now?
Dude, he's a fucking travesty.
I gotta see what else he did this week.
Actually, it's been two weeks hasn't it?
I feel like this is a Kanye themed podcast.
We should just make this a Kanye West themed podcast.
There's a few themes.
That's another, an Alex Jones theme.
Oh, that is an Alex Jones video that just.
Happy fucking New Year motherfuckers.
Yeah, it's a new year.
2023.
What kind of pandemics are we looking?
I was just about to say, do we think that the world's gonna end this year?
Is this, what's it gonna be?
World War III?
I don't know, but what's your, what's your New Year's resolution?
NBC News says, Happy New Year 2023.
Kick out Trump, Elon Musk, Kanye and Johnny Depp.
Why Johnny Depp?
He won.
Why Elon Musk?
Good riddance to the year of narcissists.
What fucking title?
The presence permanently linked to our society.
These narcissists are fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Kill yourself.
I don't care.
You fucking hear about Andrew Tate?
Yeah, dude, Andrew Tate got arrested.
He got fucking arrested.
He's like this fucking.
Sigma male.
Yeah, like super misogynistic fucking, I don't know, influencer, I guess.
He used to be a UFC dude and he got fucking arrested on charges of sex trafficking.
What does that mean though?
Like sex trafficking.
I think it's like kidnapping people and like making them sex slaves.
But did he do that or did he just like pay a hooker?
It doesn't.
I'd have to pull up the fucking details on it.
But the way he got fucking busted was a pizza box.
You guys know fucking Greta Thunberg or whatever her name is?
Who was actually born on the same day as Kyle Rittenhouse.
She pretty much called him an asshole for just him bragging about the emissions on how
many cars he has.
Like just saying.
Wait, the guy who got arrested?
Yeah.
He clapped back at her with a video that had a pizza box that was from.
Romania.
Yeah, that was from a Romanian pizzeria.
So the police knew where he was and fucking busted him off of it.
Oh, they were looking for him.
I guess so.
Oh, he fucked himself.
He's a piece of shit though.
I don't like him.
He's real funny.
I have an avatar of him on VRChat.
Oh yeah, I remember that.
Yeah, I don't know.
Dude, so I got to tell what I told you guys in the group chat to the podcast.
One of my favorite things to do on VRChat is find someone who's going on a quote unquote
VR date and just go up and ruin their fucking date because in order to have.
You've done that before.
Yeah, but in order to have a date on VR, how sad does your fucking life have to be?
And guess what?
You have a sad life.
I'm going to make your life more miserable by me being there.
We didn't do the VR episode today.
Oh, we're all here.
God damn it.
I actually got my head set in the car.
It could be the next episode.
Yeah, we can do that.
We'll fucking go to Don Juan's house.
Just can't go outside.
2023 is the year Don Juan returns.
Is that right?
Yeah, they're letting him out of the nursing home.
Oh shit.
Yeah, he's not totally dependent.
I'm kind of missing the Don Juan prank calls.
I feel like it was a good ending.
So can we talk about the Facebook marketplace scandal that happened with you?
You know what?
That guy actually ended up showing up.
He did?
Yeah, I bought him, but he like scammed me a little bit.
But like he was like.
It was a very threatening thing that he said.
Which one is this?
Which one?
The one that was just like, I come house now.
Yeah.
$800.
It's like, no, you won't.
It's not going to happen.
What is that?
What is what?
That's Evan Williams.
Oh, that's Evan Williams.
Evan Williams, I'm going to shoot him.
Oh wow.
I haven't had Evan Williams.
I just want to taste it.
I haven't had it in a long time.
I need my boots.
Yo, give me a taste.
I need my fucking fix.
Give me a taste.
No, that tastes a lot like Fireball.
It's like smoother than Fireball though.
All right.
This next portion of the podcast brought to you by Evan Williams Fire.
That's actually really good.
Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
Yeah, it was a stocking stuffer.
They paid us $20 for that problem.
Hey, hey, Jesus, too much.
We got.
We've got a self proclaimed alcohol.
I'm going to fucking get DTs.
That actually tastes bad, but I hate when sugar is mixed with alcohol.
No, but it was like, I can't do like the bomb pop.
Like you ever have like the smear off, smear off bomb pops.
No, they're terrible.
You ever have 65 proof.
You ever have strawberry flavored vodka?
Oh my God.
I can't do flavored.
I can do cinnamon because cinnamon is not really a flavor.
It's just like a it's like a cinnamon.
That's smooth.
So my brother, my brother, shout out Eli to listen to this.
Elijah, actually, that's his real name, but he only goes by Eli Elijah.
How did he get the biblical name and you got the regular name and my name is actually my
middle name is biblical.
Oh, what is it?
Daniel.
OK, yeah, that's my name, too.
Yeah.
But my brother's Elijah Michael, so he's whole is biblical.
It's all biblical.
Both of them.
Yeah.
But shout out if you're watching.
My brother has a like fruity to my brother has my brother has a list of quotes from me.
Like, oh, sorry.
He makes a he makes a list of quotes that I have.
And some of them are just bad shit that I didn't say.
But he is like, you said this like the first quote that he has in there is broke clouds
don't square.
Don't square because my dad was looking online and he goes, yo, check out this square cloud
that that was like on the Internet.
I go, no, man, clouds don't square.
That's aliens.
Everybody knows clouds don't square.
The triangle may circle and square.
That's a Don Juan.
Yo, man, clouds don't square.
So we know Don Juan is banned from Honolulu, Hawaii.
Where's Don Juan's next victims?
Alaska.
I mean Alaska has to be that might be a good actually.
You could probably hit like fucking.
Yeah, I mean, four hours behind the fucking cold bad.
My fucking balls of fuck is going to patch you through to a fucking 9-1-1.
Alaska.
Do they let me about this?
I need to ride a cold.
How do you spell anchorage?
A, N, C, Q, R, C, what?
Anchorage GameStop.
So I oh shit, there's a game stuff in Anchorage.
I'm trying to get out there, but it's called out.
You should call like a fucking taxi company.
I want to see the weather and anchor in Anchorage.
Just pretend it's fucking cold.
30 degrees.
Fuck is my fucking feeling like that would kind of ruin someone night though.
That might be too aggressive for a prank prank call.
I was going to say just find an address and then just aggressive.
Why is it aggressive?
Well, I'm just saying, no, I'm saying if you do a cab company and you make up an address
and then just try to get picked up from it, you're not there.
I'll do a behind the house.
There are actually three different game stops.
How big is this place?
How many people live in Alaska?
Anchorage is actually a relative.
It's like an Albany sized city, but, um, but the rest of the 88,000 it's like an Albany
sized city.
It's like Buffalo.
Yeah.
It's tripled.
Wow.
You didn't know people lived in Anchorage.
Not that many that they'd have three.
What'd you think there was like four people that lived in Anchorage?
I don't know.
I just didn't think it was that big.
In this area, how many game stops is there?
Probably like 15.
Yeah.
But I don't know.
It's all spread out like over, you know, yeah, cities, but yeah, we'll have to give them
a call.
Um, Don Juan needs to pick up some spiral games.
I don't know what else we'll call that.
I can't even with the snow dragon, he's like flying around the fucking snow dragon.
Snow dragon.
They have to really use that game.
And he's, that's the damn witch lady.
This damn witch lady is trying to like fight this bear and his bear has like a fucking
parrot on his back or some shit, man.
You know what the fuck I'm talking about, dude?
I had no idea what the two of you have been saying.
There's like a corkscrew about in the middle of some shit.
You know what I'm talking about, dude?
That's like a banjo kazooie?
That's that banjo kazooie.
Yeah.
Oh shit.
I never even played that game, though.
Shit, though.
Shit.
We got to come online, like, cause, damn, I be looking for this movie dude, and this
dude got this book, and there's like this big dog, like this big white dog, dragon dog,
dude, and he be opening this book and he be reading it, and the old guy's like, don't
you read that book?
And he took it to the roof of the school.
He's reading it all by himself, dude.
Damn, you know what I'm talking about, dude?
I actually don't know what that movie is.
Instead, with the big dog dragon, though, and he be riding on that big dog dragon, you
know, and he goes to this imagination land, and he sees the princess, and the whole place
be disappeared, that big dog was biting on rocks and shit, and he's riding on the snail
shit, you know what I'm talking about, dude?
What movie is this?
It's a never ending story.
Oh, I never heard of it.
No, I never heard of it.
I never heard of it.
I'm a look dragon.
He's like a dog with a dragon body.
It's fucking weird.
Dude, it's a fucked up movie.
Bro, I think you should do a prank call and call, like, Walmart in the movie section or
something and do your schizophrenic movie review until they hang up.
Damn, dude, you know this movie.
It's like fucking, they got this cat named Marty McFly, and like, he's fucking trying
to, dude, she got to a fucking movie with like Marty McFly, and he tries to fuck his
mom or some shit, and this is doing weird ass hair, and he's like, he's like, Marty,
you can't fuck your mom.
While you're playing the music in the background.
Oh, fuck, I can't do prank calls anymore.
I feel too bad.
Why do you feel bad?
I just, I-
Yeah, why do you feel bad?
That's a harmless prank call.
Bro, bro, people are on autopilot, bro, and they're just like, they're just surviving
their day, right?
They're just thinking about how they're going to get home and watch Step Sister porn.
And then in comes Don Juan.
They're sitting there drooling, and this phone call comes in that redirects the course of
their life.
Don Juan comes in.
That is such a blessing.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I feel like you wouldn't even get pissed off.
Like, I feel like in retrospect, these people just think it's funny.
They're like, just don't fucking call me.
I mean, they're going to be no matter what they do, right?
Might as well entertain them.
Dude, the one that wasn't on the podcast-
That's why I think you would be fucked up for passing.
I am so upset that it wasn't on the podcast, but the one where you called fucking Whole
Foods in Honolulu, and the guy went through like the ingredients.
Oh, every single ingredient.
Dude, what a saint.
Dude, and you're like, oh, damn, dude, I'll be down there.
You say Queens, right?
He's like, no, it's Queensland in Hawaii.
You're like, yeah, Queens, I'll see you.
He's like, no, no, not from New York, man.
This is Queensland, Hawaii, man.
And you're like, oh, man, there, bro.
Yeah, no, no.
He's like, he's so nice.
They're so friendly.
Oh, fuck.
So Christmas.
How was Christmas, guys?
Did you guys have a fun time?
Anything happen?
Do anything with the family?
I drew a pentagram and fire in my backyard and worshiped the devil, actually.
Well, congratulations, buddy.
I hope you had fun with that.
Anybody else?
Did you guys do anything for Christmas?
I worked.
I made triple time.
Triple time.
What is that, like $87?
Holiday overtime.
Well, it's like a tank of gas for that truck out there.
Half a tank of gas.
Yeah, we all got that triple tub.
I'm thinking about fucking getting rid of the truck and just getting a new Subaru.
Fucking RAV4.
Those things are insane.
The plug-in hybrids.
Yeah, dude.
I mean, I wouldn't use gas.
So, okay, let's talk about this.
How white are you?
Because I was having this conversation.
Have you seen my truck?
I was having this conversation with my dad, and we were talking about how electric cars
are good in theory, but in practicality, they just aren't there yet.
Why?
Because in a standard electric car, you can only go 100 miles without having to recharge.
What is a Tesla?
300 miles?
You can't guarantee that there will be a charging station.
Yeah, you won't guarantee.
So, what if I want to go camping?
I go camping in the Adirondacks.
So that's 100 miles from here, about 110, maybe something like that.
If there's not a fucking charging station at a trailhead or something, how the fuck
am I going to get home?
What if you're in a regular car and there's no gas station?
Dude, my gas car has 320 miles per tank.
I mean, Teslas, even the old ones, they're 300 and something miles now.
But the thing is, at a gas station, you can fill it up in two seconds.
To charge a Tesla, it takes three hours.
Not necessarily.
No.
All right.
So a car takes you realistically four or five minutes to fill up, right?
Three minutes, say, to fill up, right?
Isn't that reasonable for most cars?
Yeah.
About three minutes.
So a Tesla can charge it to 80% in 30 minutes.
Still.
Okay.
So, how often do you leave your car for?
Yeah, it's not like you're hanging out in a gas station for that time either.
They have them placed where you'd be going, like a mall or something.
But this is the thing that I'm talking about.
So okay, you wake up and you're like, oh fuck, I forgot to fill up my tank and I got to go
to work.
Okay?
You go to a gas station, it takes five minutes.
You'd just be plugging it in at home though.
No, but like, let's say, oh, I forgot to plug in my car.
I can't get the fucking work until 30 minutes until my car is charged.
Should have plugged it in.
No, but like, everybody's had that fucking thing where you're like, oh, I meant to get
gas last night and I didn't.
Yeah, that's because it's gas though.
But like when you plug in your car, you're going to be like, oh, or like you plug in
your car and you think you plug it in, but it's actually kind of like just hanging out
a little bit and you didn't realize it.
And then you're like, oh fuck, it didn't charge overnight.
Now I got to wait an extra 30 minutes.
I got to call my fucking work and be like, hey, my car's not charged.
Okay.
Well, what happens when your car battery dies?
Like it's like occasionally you'll have vehicle trouble.
Like yeah, and you'll have way more vehicle trouble with an internal combustion engine.
But the thing is, um, thing about like the upkeep on a electric vehicle too, because
the tires, like the top, not the actual like rubber tires, but like the like rims and shit
are connected to a fucking electrical thing.
And that's like, I looked it up like a standard, like, like repair for like, and like, um,
like the, because each of the tires rotates individually.
My vape broke.
It's like, it's, it's, it's like fucking like two grand for like one tire and shit.
Man, I, I'm sorry.
There's just like after working on cars for like dude, since I was 14 years old, I mean,
I work on cars too, but I work on combustion shit.
I never, I never touched a fucking electric one.
They're going to electric cars are going to put mechanics out of business because they're
so reliable.
There's nothing to break.
They're reliable, but also if it breaks, it's like fucking four grand.
Why don't they make solar powered cars?
They tried to, it doesn't work.
It doesn't generate enough power.
You need so much surface area for solar panels.
That's why, like when you look at a house with solar panels, it's like the entire roof
is solar panels.
And that's just offsetting the costs.
It's not powering the entire house.
I mean, if the power is like the power grid goes down, you can run off those for probably
like a day or two, but it's not going to power the house for like a month.
Yeah.
It's not like the internal combustion engine is like archaic and it's not even comparable,
not even remotely comparable to the new electric cars.
Electric cars aren't new.
They're actually the first cars were electric cars before.
Well, maybe close to the first car.
They're more steam powered.
Well, I mean, dude, we had electric cars really early on, right around the same time as internal
combustion engine.
But the thing is the technology wasn't there.
Battery tech wasn't there.
And the still thing, the battery tech, I think within our lifetime, maybe it'll be there,
but like the whole like all electric by 2025 or 2030, I don't think we're going to get
there.
From my lifestyle, it's already there to be honest.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I'd go with a plug-in hybrid for like this vehicle.
That's the thing that I'm saying, like if we didn't do a full on electric by 20, if
it was everything had to be a plug-in hybrid, I'd be okay with that.
More people need to get them for like cities to change their infrastructure to handle them.
The thing is they're saying like you have to get a full electric by 2030.
But like the thing is there's going to be a whole bunch of people that can't even fucking
buy a thousand dollar like clunker car.
Who does everybody?
Like, yeah, they said like every car on the road by 2030.
That's in California.
Yeah, but they're trying to make that a national thing.
I think it's going to be they can't sell internal combustion engine cars.
I thought it had to be every car in the road.
I had to look that up.
You might be right.
I thought they were just saying that they don't want to invest in.
And even then there's time for like them to be mass produced and also have cheaper models
and shit.
They don't need to be super expensive.
It's just not like commonplace yet.
So they're pricey.
Yeah.
The tech's there though.
Like you're right, even the early ones, like the fucking early Tesla's at like 200 miles.
It's fine.
OK, you could charge it at all.
The European Union, California and a couple other states signed a thing that said, oh,
they will not.
They will ban new cars that are not electric from 2035 onward.
But still, it's going to take years for to get the gas cars off the road.
But I still think if they if they just weren't it where it could be a hybrid, it would it
would solve a whole bunch of problems.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, Toyota doesn't really they don't have any plans to really fuck with full
electric cars.
So they're going to be forced to.
But right now they're just making hybrids.
Toyota doesn't have a whole electric car, bro.
It's Toyota thon.
OK, listen, you have one.
They have fucking one.
It's like the it's like an old or something or something.
It's got some weird like proto.
No, it's a joke.
The jolts not that the jolts like a Nissan.
Yeah, I'm not thinking of the jolt.
Don't you think it's a good thing that the internal combustion engine will be one day
illegal?
No, I don't think it should ever be illegal.
I don't think it will be.
I don't think they're going to outlaw.
I know.
I think once these new cars are in production and they're mandated and you can't make combustion
engines, they're just they're going to stop.
Like you're just going to see them on the road.
I think that's because of.
But you see like cars from the 1950s still on the road.
I know.
But that's what I'm saying.
Over time, it's going to turn into like it's going to be classic cars.
It's going to be weird.
Gas is going to be harder to get your hands on.
It's going to be weird because our kids won't fucking like they'll be like a gas powered
car.
That's a fuck like how we look at like cars from the 1950s be like, whoa, I haven't seen
one of those in a while.
But like like we'll look at a gas powered car and be like, oh, I remember when those
were all the cars.
You know, you're right.
You saw even that one.
That's that's well, it's still a hybrid technically.
Well, it makes you think the Premier Car Company.
But Premier, I say Premier.
It's like Toyota has pretty much made the separation between them and all the other
car companies because they're just so.
Lexus, a hybrid.
Yeah.
So what is what's that like?
Does it give you extra mileage and shit?
My buccas too.
That is a hybrid too.
Yep.
That thing doesn't get any better gas mileage than a regular car.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah.
How many how many tanks?
I mean, how many gallons does it have?
I think 13 gallon tank.
So like you can drive like because I can drive on my.
I'm like 13.
On my 13 gallon on my 13 gallon Subaru, I can drive 320 miles miles.
I want to say I just filled up and it was like 374 mile range.
But that thing gets like 35.
If you really push it, it's 40.
I get 300 miles to a tank and my tank's 24 gallons.
What's that?
How many how many liters is it?
Um, three point seven V8 Hemi.
Oh, that'll do it.
That'll do it.
I mean, I've my brother made it more fuel efficient.
He put like a cold air intake on it too.
That ain't gonna do shit.
It doesn't do much, but it helps.
So I mean, it's gonna be negligible.
I think in the future we're going to have like super charging, super fast charging.
So we get rid of that problem of.
Right now, the thing is they're trying to figure out with that though is it generates
a shitload of heat when you put that into a battery.
That's why like phones still take like an hour and a half to charge.
So that's that's the thing.
Charge a battery with something to cool it.
What about like heat sink for your phone?
What about like the first responder aspect of it?
Because electric cars are a fucking nightmare to do firefighting shit on.
They should just make change.
You can change out the batteries so you have a few batteries that you can change out.
And realistically with those vehicles too, I mean, as of right now with combustion engines,
if it's a vehicle fire, it's most likely 99% of the time already a total loss anyways.
And usually it's not putting anything else in danger.
It just takes more water to put out.
But the thing is, like, you can't cut an electric vehicle.
You can.
You just need to be careful with it.
You just you can't.
But the but the fucking main wire goes to the A post, I thought with some of them.
It depends on the car's construction.
I know what a Tesla, the A post has a fucking charge that goes through it.
Well, maybe with some of them, but it's it's not all it realistically like like you need
to cut the A post to fucking to fold the fold the don't crash.
Don't crash, bro.
You look high as fuck.
I'm actually not.
What do you think?
What do you think about the self-driving?
I don't like that shit at all.
I think definitely a handful of people are going to die and then the tech is going to
get there after that.
But the thing is, there's going to be somebody who gets murked by a fucking like autonomous
18 wheeler and everyone's going to be like, ban it.
Get it gone.
Like that's why this thing like the open road tests.
It's so hard to get those every company so scared they're going to be the one that gets
fucked up.
But like the thing is that already happened in California because they tried to do like
the Tesla test in California and they killed like eight people.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
It killed like eight people.
So they banned it in California like for as of right now for at least until they fix it.
Tesla can't you can't use self-driving in California because it killed people.
That's a video where a separate occasions.
Yeah, I'm sure Tesla has something like a disclaimer though.
Like you're supposed to still be like at the ready to drive.
I grab the wheel.
Yeah.
Like it's self-driving but like you see the steering wheel and shit move.
It's not like the autonomous car prototypes you see where like you get into like a vehicle
that like with rows that face one another.
You press a button on your phone and it takes you there with no steering wheel or anything.
I like the driving aspect though because like that's I don't want self-drive.
I like driving like I'm sure that there's still going to be a market for that.
I don't think it's just going to go to completely self-driving cars.
I can't see the market doing that because you'd have conspiracy theorists.
It'll be like the government could just take over our transportation.
Like I want to be able to drive.
That's not a conspiracy.
You wake up at the police station.
What the fuck?
Why don't you step out here my friend?
That's how they're going to arrest criminals.
So that's actually an interesting thing.
If you go to the grocery store you end up in a fucking jail cell.
That's how they do warrants.
It's like this is an odd parking spot.
They're like three cops come out.
Now you just see like bars.
Your cars surrounded by bars.
So like if you get into a Tesla and it self-drives and you're drunk can you get charged with
DWI?
I think you should get half a DWI.
I think you should get charged for it.
Half.
You should get a half.
But like if you didn't touch the wheel at all like it got you home without you touching
the wheel would that be a DWI?
I mean like if you if you I mean it's it's I mean it's unfortunately you're gonna have
to get in trouble for it to come down to that.
You have to be able.
You're not gonna get like arrested.
No but like if like your car is like driving like in like it like it's doing like it's
like autopilot and then you get pulled over.
Like are you gonna get charged with DWI for a self-driving car?
Yes you are.
I think you should get charged and then if you can prove that like it was self-driving.
How would you feel if your pilot.
Even then though you should be at the ready to go.
On an airplane.
Like that.
He said when it was on autopilot it was in a region of navigation did it all by itself.
Except he can't because the plane with 300 people crashed into the ground and killed
everyone.
Well obviously I'm not to blame it was on autopilot.
Don't worry they won't be coming after you.
You're dead.
That's like the exact plot of that movie Flight.
That's all Washington.
You see that one?
Oh shit I saw that forever ago yeah.
It's a good movie.
He was drunk.
He like gets drunk but he like.
What the fuck is that guy's name?
He's like Fudge Fox.
What's his first name?
Yeah the plane was like.
Jamie Fox.
Jamie Fox seems like a really cool guy.
Where did this come from?
I saw him on New Year's Eve.
Because we were talking about Washington black actors.
Oh my god Jamie Fox I love him.
I saw Jamie Fox on.
The inner workings of Tyler's brain.
Like Jamie Fox was like on New Year's Eve yesterday and like he just plugged his own
fucking whiskey.
He's like they're like oh happy New Year's from Jamie Fox also check out this fucking
whiskey it's pretty good.
That's smart.
That's racist.
Yeah but that movie Flight I was like dude that's such bullshit.
Flies the plane upside down.
I'm like yeah.
I love that movie.
It's actually based on a true story.
So I was listening to this oh god what's his YouTube channel.
This one German pilot mentor pilot and he goes over stories of like airplane crashes.
And dude there's this one story he told about this plane that they it just went in for maintenance
and they like crossed the cables by accident.
To the ailerons.
And so the plane got stuck upside down for an hour flying upside down with people.
Yeah.
And they managed to figure out like because it was like doing the opposite of what they
wanted.
I might be mixing a couple stories here but they finally like figured out how to like
do the opposite to get you should try that Microsoft flight simulator.
Dude it was like I'm like so I thought this movie was bullshit.
Right.
I'm like oh fucking airliner flying upside down.
True story right.
Yeah but I don't know if in that one if it actually flew upside down.
But um no that I figured out the pilots.
Yeah well I'm sure they were just shitting themselves.
And they're like fuck fuck fuck.
And then the DMT and their brains started releasing them.
They're like we're gonna die we're gonna fucking die.
Oh my god we're all gonna fucking die.
And they're like whoa man I talked to the fucking shadow man.
Are you talking about flight or the real life thing.
No this happened in real life.
Like yeah like somehow they got the plane back upright and they they managed to fly
it with like some other controls like some trim adjustments and stuff and land the plane
like that.
And that's to make this like too sad boy but I saw a video that was like pilots pilots
last wars before plane crashes.
Yeah like in the black box that shit's scary.
Dude that is scary.
Oh my god.
Pull it up.
Bro you're facing your mortality.
It is coming in like see your brain we talked about this.
It's always predicting future outcome.
Oh yeah.
Based on.
Oh yeah.
Based on events right.
And your brain is running the calculations and it gets to a point where it's running
out of options and it's like the only thing left is death.
Shout out to the heroes of the United 93 by the way.
They fucking took that mortality shit to heart.
They're like all right this is going to the White House.
No it's not.
We're gonna die.
We're gonna fucking die on our terms.
We're gonna touch on that after this.
That's why I wouldn't want to be like a pilot.
I know there's gonna be a conspiracy theory.
If you get in a crash.
I know I can't get away with that one.
No you don't bring that up and it gets untouched on this podcast.
Oh fuck.
Yeah no your brain like one of the ones I heard was this guy is like we're gonna fucking
die.
Right.
Dude this guy looked like a man's man fucking 80s porn stash.
He's like we're gonna fucking die like men.
I show his picture and he's got his fucking captain's outfit on.
I'm like that's a bad motherfucker and he's like we're gonna fucking die like as they're
going down.
I'm like wow he just knew and he just said it.
He's like yeah we're gonna fucking die.
That's why I can never be a pilot.
Unless you don't unless they were all crisis actors or something but like there's phone
recordings from like United 93 of people.
All made up.
It's all a dude.
Did you ever?
I'm actually excited to hear it.
No I am.
Alright so okay so think about it.
It's the 9-11 episode now.
There's never been.
Building 7.
I gotta talk about it.
We talked about it on the first episode.
No but you talked about it.
I didn't talk about it.
Tyler shut the fuck up here and tell them.
It's the 9-11 episode.
Get ready.
Buckle it.
There has never been a black box recovered from Flight 93.
And the black box is like a nuclear bomb.
22 years later we are now.
And there has never been a black box.
Black boxes survive fucking everything.
A nuclear bomb.
They actually tested it with a nuclear bomb.
It's like they're indestructible.
Damn near indestructible.
Why don't they just make the plane out of that.
Okay boom.
One time because it's too heavy.
Does the black box record where the plane is?
It records like GPS location.
All the sensors in the cockpit.
They know where it crashed.
No they lost that one in Malaysia a few years ago.
Have you ever seen a plane crash?
We're talking about United 93.
Have you ever seen a plane crash where there was no debris?
Are we talking about the Pentagon?
Flight 93.
Have you ever seen debris?
I mean.
Have you ever seen a piece of a jet engine?
They show a crater in a field.
No no.
There was fucking shit there.
There was.
I mean if you look at most plane crashes.
Pull up a picture.
I'll pull up a picture.
Pull up a picture god damn it.
If you look at most pictures of these plane crashes I feel like they all look the same.
Did you ever hear?
Here's the black box recording released 20 years later on Tic Tic Tic Tic on 20 Minutes.
And they're like, lalalalalala jihad jihad.
You never heard that.
Oh shit it is just a crater.
It's just a fucking crater.
That's literally just a crater.
This is where it crashed right here boys.
Not a piece of evidence.
That crater on the ground.
That looks like a fucking missile fucking hit.
That's like a missile hit.
That's like.
No this is just artwork I think.
Yeah there's nothing dude.
There's nothing.
Most of these are like of small planes though.
And those do leave debris because they're not going as fucking fast.
They're not going as fast but there's been plenty of plane crashes.
Oh okay here's a different picture.
They actually have debris in this one.
Alright let's see this debris.
Like yeah it's like the tail of the.
Let me see.
Yeah.
Let me see this.
It has the tail of it.
That's what most like huge fucking jetliner crashes look like.
At least based off what I see.
I don't know.
Look at the one in Russia dude.
You've seen jetliner crashes?
They were literally pulling like their suitcases.
But also let's.
And that thing was literally plummeting straight into the ground in a day near no stock.
Let's also look at the fact that like it's not a professional pilot that was piloting
it at that point.
It was a fucking guy who was like trying his best.
Yeah no it was one of the fucking hijackers was like.
Or so the story goes.
Sorry.
But it was one of the hijackers with a broken arm who was like barely clinging to life.
And the plane was in a borderline nosedive when it hit the ground.
I feel like most of these accidents you'll look up have debris because the pilot was
taking some sort of measures to get themselves level with the ground.
But these guys weren't.
Yeah like that.
That literally just fucking went into the ground and destroyed everything.
It was probably going at way higher speed at a much sharper angle.
Like the debris is gonna look different.
All right Neil deGrasse.
I'm just saying.
I'm a scientist.
Doesn't that make sense?
I feel like that makes sense.
Hey Casey.
Casey can you get some incense here?
I love that.
I need some incense.
So dude one of my teachers.
So I took some classes in aviation science when I was like.
You know more about this than I do.
Enlighten me.
I'm just talking out of my ass here.
You know a lot about airplanes.
So my teacher showed us a video of a fighter jet hitting a brick wall at 600 or 700 miles
an hour.
There's nothing left.
It disintegrates.
Disintegrated.
Yeah.
Completely disintegrated.
But.
Casey you're right.
There are always.
You're just staring off.
Always pieces of airplanes after they crash.
It doesn't matter if they dive bomb.
Dude there's the entire fucking tail end.
I don't see anything here.
There's a tail end.
There was in that one picture and that's the first one I've ever seen.
And I don't see anything.
Nothing.
I'm not seeing nothing.
Nothing.
Dude it's just a smoldering crater.
I feel like these are pictures of the fucking site after.
Like they cleaned it up though.
They didn't really get many pictures of it when it happened.
Well if that is the case that's sketchy.
There's nothing.
Like look at that picture.
Look at it.
Flight 93.
OK.
Now let's look up what's that one that got shot down in Russia by accident.
Malaysian Airlines.
I think it was MH370.
Of course you know that.
Let's see.
Dude they literally.
OK.
After.
Every plane crash.
What they do is they go through and get the debris and they piece it back together.
It's that NTSB.
That's what they do.
Right.
Every single plane crash they have to.
Right.
So if you look up reconstructed plane NTSB.
Reconstructed.
Did they ever do that for 93?
NTSB.
It was never.
Have you ever seen it?
Have you ever seen the.
No I didn't know about this NTSB.
You're the expert on this.
I'm just bullshitting.
I'm just off.
I'm not the devil's advocate here because I'm not like against you here.
I just.
No I.
I'm just.
I'm adamant about this that there is there's not nearly enough debris.
Like something is wrong.
So can you do flight 93 of that though.
Well United 93 would probably help.
Yeah.
There's nothing.
They don't have it.
Yeah you would think.
They do that.
Pictures of that.
Yeah.
Because they have to.
They have to reconstruct every flight.
They try and get every single piece.
Every single piece that they can to put it back together.
So my theory is.
You ready for this?
Are we all paying attention boys?
I'm paying attention.
So it's either a major conspiracy which I mean most of 9-11 is a major conspiracy.
Hands down.
They did find the black box.
Or there was less.
Have you ever heard any recordings from it.
No but they have it.
They have it at the museum here.
Let me see if they actually have recordings.
That's a great place for it.
How about we like take it to a laboratory and try and figure out what's inside.
The keys to understanding the final moments of flight 93.
Large commercial aircraft and some smaller commercial corporate private aircraft were
tried by federal aviation administration to be equipped with two black boxes that record
information.
Both recorders recorded in this plane.
The crew CVR records the flight crews voices.
The roles of the NTSB.
What the fuck is that?
That's what that's the guys that reconstructed.
The black box of flight 93 cockpit voice recorder was was was found search and recovery at flight
93.
Oh yeah.
They they found it on September 13th.
During the excavation of flight 93 watchers were stationed in the pit hoping to spot the
orange color of the boxes on September 13th.
Workers uncovered the crater with a depth of 15 feet.
They found the cylindrical shaped box that was photographed and uncovered at the crater.
FBI agents assumed the custody of the box.
Logged it as evidence and immediately removed it from the site.
According to the NTSB laboratory in Washington.
There was where the context could be analyzed because the memory on board shows the impact
damage the FDR was taken from Washington DC to Redmond Washington for evaluation and downloading.
The data was extracted and electronically transferred to the NTSB.
Meanwhile the crash site the search continued for the second black box and on Friday September
14th at 830 p.m.
It was recovered.
There's a recording though.
I'm looking for that.
Releasing information from the FDR in February 2012 the NTSB release four reports utilizing
data from flight 93 the factual report of investigation the FDR consisting of graphs
tables summarizing the output of the FDR during the entire flight the recorded radar study
and the study of autopilot navigation equipment fuel consumption activity and the flight path
study in the study of autopilot.
Where is the.
I feel like that should be in the area.
We've got a very dramatic audio timeline of the morning of September 11th some of these
audio tapes became declassified just last year combined with what was previously released.
These things have been doctor that if it was a fucking hijack.
We're taking you right now.
You're on my side.
I'm playing devil's advocate.
Both sides.
All right.
I can tell you to definitely see that.
Are you do you think.
I think there's a lot of stuff in business class and I think there's a lot of that we
can't hold on for a second.
I don't know.
It had to be.
So these motherfuckers were in business class.
They rode their last ride in fucking style.
See that's the that's the other that's the other thing that doesn't add up.
You know that would be somebody coach that's like those people in business class just five
minutes later at 824 a.m.
Eastern time.
I'm going to have a lot of time.
Is that American 11 trying to call.
We have some claims.
Stay quiet and you'll be OK.
We're turning to the airport.
Stay quiet and you'll be OK.
Trying to call me here.
All right.
Yeah.
He thought he was projecting to the cab the cabin of the plane but he was on fucking air
traffic control.
The danger itself and the airplane that's why he keeps saying everybody quiet.
Yeah.
Now just over half an hour.
I fuck.
I'm remembering all the shit I knew about when I was a kid.
About 4000 feet about five years ago right now.
Looks like he's.
Yeah.
I think you should.
Look is he just saying for the building also.
He's just sending really quick.
Yeah.
Well that's 500 feet now.
He just dropped 800 feet like once.
That's another situation.
What kind of a second you guys.
I don't know.
Read it out in a minute.
Another one just hit the building.
Wow.
The whole building just came apart.
Holy smokes.
Take you forward to just about a half hour later.
What the fuck was that?
We're saying we're all.
All right.
That's enough.
I'm going to go with the BLS war story.
No but what.
What.
No this is a conspiracy.
It's fine.
What I think right is that it's only half that part's half conspiracy.
Okay.
I think that they had another destination that they were going to hit with 93 and they
had to shoot it down.
It was a capital.
Is that what they were going for?
Because everybody thinks it was the White House but it was actually a capital because
Congress was in session.
Yeah.
Yeah that's right.
That's right.
The president wasn't even there.
The president was in fucking Florida.
So like why the fuck would you hit the White House?
The capitals were in the capital like it was in session during that time.
So they're going for the capital.
Well.
Because let's think about it.
First you hit the Twin Towers which was the economic the economics heart of America.
Then you hit the Pentagon which is the military heart of America.
Then you hit the capital which is the political part of America of the complete the political
heart of America.
If you got all three of those and they successfully hit all three of those you would just decapitate
the entire United States.
Every single like every single like high ranking guy in politics economy and the military would
all be gone in one fell swoop because what they're actually aiming for at the Pentagon
was the center.
They're aiming for dead center because in the dead center underneath that is where all
the fucking head guys are because underneath the grass they have like a bunker that's like
fucking like 200 feet underground or something and they're trying to nose dive into the fucking
center of it.
But for whatever reason they weren't able to do that so they skimmed it off the grass
and hit the hit the side of it and they didn't really get anybody in there because it was
like it was a part of the Pentagon that was still under construction.
So they killed a couple of construction workers and stuff but if they're actually going for
the capital too.
So you kill every senator and every single person in the house at the same fucking time
with that.
You kill all the head businessmen in all of America in the Twin Towers and you kill all
the generals of the United States.
I don't think an airplane would have killed every person in the Capitol building.
It would have killed a lot of them though.
Like if you hit the if you hit because it's a big ass building and there's two separate
wings but if you hit the the middle part of it like where like the dome is that's where
like the giant dome like underneath there is where like all the seats are because if
you actually look at like the the Congress and stuff when you actually look at it it's
all like a round circle it's actually right in the dead center.
Haven't you ever played five and Black Ops one.
Yeah but like like the zombies map.
The capital the capital has like a circular like like the center that's the circle and
that's where all the people are.
If a plane hit that from from a certain angle you could take out like 90 percent of them
like at one time.
So if you took out 90 percent of Congress in the house you took out all these businessmen
that were like the high ranking businessmen and you take out a shit ton of generals at
the same time we'd be in fucking shambles like we wouldn't have we wouldn't be able
to fucking figure out how to do anything because like our all our politicians are fucking dead.
So fucking like it's just it's out of control.
So that's confirmed that's where that was heading.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because the president wasn't even at the fucking White House and they knew that.
So how do you explain to an entire nation like that.
Yes I should tell you this video did I in this in the chat of George Bush and how I
said every time he blinks he's lying.
Yeah.
Our way of life our very freedom came under attack in a series of deliberate and deadly
terrorist acts.
He blinks when he said terrorist.
Were in their offices secretaries businessmen and women military and federal workers moms
and dads workers friends and neighbors.
I remember watching thousands of lives were suddenly ended by evil despicable acts of
terror terror twice.
He said terror that he played fucking twice.
I see you George Bush.
So I want to touch on building seven again because this is my we still we've got some
stuff we got on pack.
Yeah we got to go to a quick we got a lot of material here.
We'll get back to building seven for the fifth time.
All right.
I just fucking this shit wrong with building seven.
So all right.
So how do you explain to.
All right so you know that this plane is heading for another target.
And I don't know how much longer after 93 how much longer that happened after the first
Twin Tower was hit.
I just had this question I ask you are you saying that the people on 93 just didn't exist.
No.
They're all crisis.
Well I'm saying that's a possibility.
So we're on a range we're on a spectrum here of conspiracy because I think what you're
trying to say is that it got shot down right.
That's what you're saying.
Yeah.
How do you explain to a nation that you had to shoot down an airplane with 300 people
on it.
So if you if you if that's if that's your if that's your fucking punch of us kill him
I got a theory they made flight 93 crash on purpose because they wanted to make it look
like the story was true that hijackers took over the planes and people were like all heroic
and trying to save them.
So they said this like flight this like remote flight or they just like blew up a crater
right and then that was flight 93 and the whole story was just way too many families
like that crisis actors my friend.
Generations of their yeah that's Alex that's an Alex Jones take that's not from that Sandy
Hook thing to later so we'll talk about that.
People call me the conspiracy theory.
I feel bad because I feel like I'm going to be a fucking those phone calls.
I feel like I'm going to world trade center seven stories because the chief in my firehouse
who I trust more than like anybody there was one of the USAR members that was like doing
recovery on it before it had immediately collapsed.
I was.
Oh all right.
We got to talk.
It was all about building construction and shit and he was just never mind.
All right.
We're going to touch on this.
But I just have to we have to get this flight 93 thing out of the way.
So it's kind of hard to explain to a nation that you had to shoot down a plane with women
and children on it.
Right.
Three hundred people.
All right.
That's that's a tough thing to explain when it had to be done.
OK.
People would say well why couldn't they just have done this.
Why couldn't they have done that.
And I watched this one F16 pilot.
It would make people lose trust in their in their government because they would understand
it had to be done.
The final minutes of flight 93.
How do the terrorists take control of the plane.
Every time Dan tries to make this point.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
No no.
So I was just watching this this one video of this lady that she's a lady.
She was a pilot and F16 pilot and she's like yeah we wait there's women.
We scrambled in our.
Oh my God.
I know.
I didn't think there were.
I mean we're talking 20 years ago.
But she said that there was no loaded F16s.
There's no Amelia Earhart.
Yes.
She called me.
What's that.
I said I'm listening.
Damn.
Yeah.
So she said that there was no F16s ready with that were loaded with weapons ready to scramble
which is complete bullshit.
You're talking the most powerful country in the world.
Why weren't they have one F16 within an area that was loaded with weapons.
It was probably 35.
That was actually loaded.
Well I mean that thing probably wasn't even in the design.
I guess that's kind of.
No no no.
And that's what you're expecting.
If you're buying into I personally think you might be onto something that makes sense to
me like she said they were getting ready to fly the F16s out and ram against the planes.
I'm like that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Just shoot it.
You have we're going to slam just a kamikaze mission just we're going to slam our fifth
generation fighters.
So likely likely what happened is there was a jet that was ready to scramble that was
loaded with weapons that went and shot it down all right blew it to bits because that
thing looks obliterated right.
There is nothing.
I've never seen a plane get hit by a missile though.
I've never.
No.
OK.
So I've seen like.
Yeah.
There's a big scatters.
Actually over my house once.
No.
I've seen like dog fighting videos and shit.
Even if you get hit with a missile it doesn't just like fucking blows off a part of it.
But then like it just because when one part gets blown off you can't fucking do anything.
So it just spins out.
Right.
So I get where you're coming from with that.
But even if like that's like your theory like and then you're saying that there wasn't that
much debris there'd still be a shit ton of debris if you got hit with a missile.
Yeah.
I guess that that is a good point.
If you had to shoot down a fucking commercial airliner like that there would be debris from
that.
Well I get it would be scattered over what kind of depends on what kind of weapons we're
talking about here.
We're talking like we said it was an airplane either that shot it down.
It was a fucking alien.
OK.
No.
I'm just saying where does United 93 go.
How does how do they keep that under wraps of where it fucking crashed.
Bro let's listen to the box call audio is less than one minute long.
So I'm assuming what you're saying is like they sent a missile into like the fucking
ground there and the plane like that wasn't actual wrecking.
Hold on a second.
Am I understanding that correctly?
There's too much rest.
Shut the fuck in here.
Say it again.
So I guess what I'm asking is do you think that what we accept as the United 93 crash
site is a crash site of an airplane.
No.
That's what he's saying.
Well well no because all he said was that was shot down.
He said there was no wreckage there.
I'm going down the middle of this conspiracy.
I'm just saying I'm not going all the way into left field saying that that didn't exist.
OK.
But that's a possibility.
Well if you shot down a commercial airliner.
I'm going halfway and I'm saying.
Bro the people at the scene were crisis actors.
The first responders were crisis actors.
If a loaded plane got shot down and they sent a fucking missile into this airfield and said
that was the wreckage of a plane.
All right.
So say.
But there's a tail of a plane there too.
So maybe.
OK.
So if what you're saying was the thing that happened and it got hit with a missile.
Maybe it got hit in the missile with a missile in the fucking center.
But that also fucking makes a fucking weird thing because they're heat seeking missiles.
So they go after the tail of the plane.
So if it got to the engines.
Yeah.
Oh right.
Yeah.
I forgot that the center of the planes were aware that I was thinking like a jet where
it was in the back.
So no those things are fucking accurate.
Oh yeah.
Well so the other thing is you know actually now that I'm thinking about it you have you
have a point there because if it hit one of the engines it could have ripped the plane
in half and the bottom half of the plane that crash landed it would still be intact.
So that could be an actual thing.
Well the other thing is is you got to think the United States is the most advanced military
yeah has the most advanced military on planet Earth.
OK.
On Earth at this time today and 20 years ago it was the most advanced.
OK.
There is no doubt weapons that we have and had that do not get used unless there are
dire circumstances and they're not nuclear.
These weapons they make nuclear weapons look like very elementary.
So if they say this fucking Chargers thing I'm talking conspiracy here.
We'll talk about sports later.
So why did they not go after George Bush at the in Florida like you know he's going to
shoot up a pre you know he had to be shitting himself right.
Yeah or he's like well every national in charge of when shit's about to get real.
Wow.
You know what he did what like when after the attacks happened the guy George Bush
when he was reading to an elementary school.
Yeah.
No he was in the elementary school.
Yeah he was yeah he was no.
Do you know where he went to hide.
He went to that fucking mountain fucking base thing Raven Rock.
No before that he literally went up in Air Force One and flew around in circles around
the whole country for like five hours.
So he had some some confidence that he wasn't going to get nothing was going to happen because
he had 16 flying next to him the whole time.
I mean bro you got to think about the shit that we have ash on my phone.
You got to think about the shit that we have that we can't even talk about.
They probably said OK two buildings just got hit.
All right.
America is under attack.
Can we unleash the probably after the plane hit the towers or like can we can we use the
big guns and they're like no.
All right.
And then the Pentagon got hit and they're like can we use the big guns.
And they're like OK use the fucking big guns.
OK because shit just got fucking real.
OK.
And so what they did is they put their keys right.
It takes like three people.
They put their keys in this little thing.
This one turns green.
Next guy comes in puts it in talk about nuclear bomb.
Next guy comes in his turns green and this fucking satellite opens up in space and it
vaporizes a fucking airplane with 300 people on it.
And they're like that fucking.
We got to come up with a feel good story about how that thing crashed.
There's fucking nothing left of it.
OK.
All right.
OK.
I think I think the F16 shooting it with a missile makes more sense.
But there's nothing left of it.
Exactly.
No there's a tail end.
So yeah the tail.
But think about it just if we're going to go with how deep Dan's going here.
Who's to say that they didn't create.
Oh that's.
I was going to say create some missile where it would leave behind a tail.
But that would be very specific.
You don't think that we have space lasers that can vaporize airplanes.
Oh I absolutely think that we have a Jewish space laser.
Right.
And it's like you don't think we would use that if we were under attack.
We had that 20 years ago.
They say the things that we have now are what the military had 20 years ago.
OK.
So there's all this talk about AI right now.
Right.
This is like what's coming out to the public.
Am I going too crazy off the rails.
No no.
I love it.
So if we're just talking about AI.
Here's the deepest 9-11 conspiracy theory that you have never ever heard of.
You will not find this on the depths of the Internet.
OK.
I am so excited.
Right now what everybody.
Untitled podcast exclusive.
Untitled exactly.
What we're worried about now.
OK.
Fucking Dan's going to get killed after this episode.
Dan do you have any suicidal ideations at all.
I do not.
I know how to swim.
How much caffeine.
I would never hang myself.
If Dan was on to something they would just kill us all.
Right.
Like 20 people know about this podcast.
So OK.
I know how to swim.
I am not suicidal.
I would never kill myself.
If I ever am unalived by something.
It wasn't me.
It was something else.
All they're doing.
All you're doing is just making it more difficult for them to kill you.
But they're still going to do it.
I was never.
I would never do anything to hurt myself.
This is it.
This is this is all fake and make believe this isn't real.
OK.
I'm ready for the theory.
The deepest.
Dark seven had crisis.
Nine eleven theory.
That has yet to come out.
OK.
We're worried about AI right now.
OK.
Everybody's talking about.
I don't like it.
I did not.
The U.S.
Government had a I beyond what we're talking about now 20 years ago.
We're on a 20 year delay.
OK.
So everything we're talking about now the military had 20 years ago.
All right.
They were playing around with AI.
Right.
And they unleashed it.
All right.
It got out of control.
And I tried to take down the United States.
Oh shit.
What the fuck.
Right.
That was not that it wasn't an outside terrorist.
It wasn't any of that.
And what the fuck was Mohamed talking about.
They said all right let's see what this thing does.
And then it got out of control.
It said well you know if this was if it was designed to be you know a good thing to do
good things says well we got it we got to take out something that's really bad.
And AI takes over the computers takes over the missiles.
A lot of people think that the Pentagon didn't get hit by a plane got hit by a missile.
And it takes over the computer system.
It does look like it too.
Also like the damage that left was like a fucking missile.
It really was.
Yeah.
So.
So do you think that they had a sentient AI.
I think it's quite possible that they had a sentient AI.
It tried to take it tried to pull a coup on the US government.
But how does that explain the terrorists who whether or not they were coached by the government
or not.
Maybe the actors.
OK so.
I'm not with your fucking.
We're going down this fucking crazy ass path.
Yeah.
So.
So they literally sat in a studio like this and recorded the phone calls.
We can do it right now.
Listen.
Let's do it.
Listen OK.
OK.
So listen if we're doing going down this AI fucking pattern OK.
So then they're like OK.
And then this AI can influence human brain thought by becoming a fucking cyber virus
that lets itself implant itself into people's brains.
And they told the terrorists to take fucking can take a take a.
And how did they stop it.
How they stop it because the government was finally starting to figure out what the fuck
was going on.
He's on something.
Bro this is like the Adderall podcast.
So it if the if the if the AI that was an evil AI figure out how to make itself a biological
agent that could influence people's eyes.
It could fucking get into people and then biologically.
You two are acting like you're on cocaine.
He's on to something.
No.
I'm going to explain why he's on to something.
So it's like fucking biologic cool fucking AI that can take over people.
It's basically a fucking mind plague.
So fucking mind plague that can reset people's brain.
What's another thing that we're talking about today that's big in the news.
Viruses.
Not just viruses but we're talking about something called CRISPR.
OK.
It's a gene editing program.
It allows genes to be edited.
It's like fucking AI was editing the fucking genes.
So the special machine in the beginning of like fallout.
You just pick your stats.
It's not so much a machine as it is.
It's a technique.
It's a biological to edit genes.
We have added genes however we want.
OK.
So now the big fear is you got colon cancer.
It's like it's like what if what if you let AI start manipulating genes with CRISPR on
its own.
And so we're talking about that now.
They had that 20 years ago.
The military has already has already researched this stuff.
So imagine where they're at.
What if it.
AI made a virus and they fucking biologically genetically engineered terrorists and they
fucking use these goddamn terrorists to do 9 11 so that they can make it look like a
person did it.
But it was a biological agent of an AI overlord that was doing this shit and they fucking
they made it into this fucking virus that stuck into the person's brain cranium and
it fucked their brain.
You know and then they fucking did all this shit and like it was like being fucked in
the brain by an AI.
You know who really did 9 11 George Bush George Bush.
All right.
I'm sorry.
I'm never seen that picture.
I had to get that stuff out.
No, I don't see that picture of George Bush.
Well, I've been watching George Bush videos like this week on YouTube for some reason.
He's so charismatic the way he like leads the country after 9 11.
Like it's obvious he did it to get his ratings up.
Did you ever see this picture?
It's like a cult of personality.
This is an actual picture that was in Epstein's fucking fucking thing.
His fucking house.
It's George Bush with two paper planes in front of two broken Jenga towers.
Yeah.
It's fucking insane.
You know what's you know what's worse than that is the the one with Clinton in the dress.
Oh, the dress.
Yeah.
And the high heels.
We talked about this before.
Yeah.
So anyway, I was here.
Where were you going before I went off on a cocaine fueled rant?
Oh, no, I was just gonna say when it comes to the World Trade Center, the building had
no signs of being detonated by any sort of bombs and it was just structurally weakened
enough from all the falling debris and all the shit from the towers that it did collapse
under normal circumstances.
Where in God's name did the building is being imploded come from then?
Because they said that on the news, they said that they are going to implode Building 7
so they wouldn't damage any other buildings around it.
Where did that come from?
Because there's actual I can never find it because I got fucking scrubs from the internet,
but they actually had video of it.
I watched it.
No, I watched it in a documentary back in like 2005.
They said find it was one who owned the building.
And he said that the firefighters said that things were getting really bad and they gave
him permission to pull it.
But what I said in the first episode is that with Building 7, all this talk about pulling
it, there were some high level agencies that were working on that building.
There was the CIA, the NSA, the FBI and something else.
Right.
So if the nation was under attack, you don't think that they have mechanisms in place.
They have very sensitive information in these buildings.
This is the episode one.
We talked about this.
You do not think that they have a self destruct mechanism on the building.
You're saying that like when your buddy there was down there and said that it couldn't be
exploded.
What if it was like one of the new technologies that we were talking about that that made
the building blow up in a different way than we normally see it?
Outer space laser.
Well, there was just at least as far as I can say, there was no evidence of anything
like sketchy because I went down the fucking.
What is this guy's credential?
I'm not doubting your friend.
I'm not.
We'll talk about this off the pot.
Yeah.
I'm not going to go into history about like who he is and shit, but he's been a firefighter
for like almost 50 years at this point.
You know what?
Like 40.
And he's seen like explosions and shit.
But he's like USAR, like urban search and rescue.
My department was one of the only volunteer departments that went down for it just because
of how many people they had on the USAR team.
So sometimes I trust trust those old guys that are like, you know, a firefighter on the
side and like a plumber like for the more than like his whole life has been like fucking
emergency management.
And I trust those guys more than like, you know, people with credentials and letters
behind their name.
Yes.
But no, he was there.
Orin.
He was there about two letters.
Specifically, or in Ed.
He actually knows.
He was down there about no, no, it was 12 hours because they got down there the night
of and worked the pile and then they got tasked with USAR shit with building seven the next
morning because it didn't like just collapse right away.
It was there for a while.
So they were feds might have been able to collapse it and get their shit out of there
before they got there.
Well, also, he said that when they were in there, like they knew that they knew that
there was like potential for people to be trapped, which there was some, but also like
they knew that they were on a clock, like they knew that this building was going to
collapse.
It showed signs of collapsing.
It was getting worse and worse.
And then they just got like they pretty much were like, all right, it's not safe for us
to go in there anymore because we're just going to get fucking killed if we do.
So but so that's what you did.
You ask him if he ever found any sensitive information down there.
I really doubt he was looking for it.
But like, I mean, he was mostly working it when it was like already fucking practically
destroyed.
Do you know, like it was standing right when the towers came down, but like it was already
like it wasn't like a passable fucking building.
Like that building was already mostly decimated for building seven is after like the initial
search, they closed that shit off to anybody, including like first responders and stuff.
It was only the feds that were allowed in there.
Well, that makes sense.
I mean, there is sensitive information in there.
Like I'm saying even I'm saying if this wasn't a conspiracy, you'd still want to block that
shit off because somebody is going to realize that they have the opportunity to get their
hands on something they shouldn't because they need to block it.
I wonder how much fucking sensitive information was in the pile down there.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, most of it was in there.
Like I'm sure you've seen the stories and shit like you would find like the earlobe
of a person like everything was fucking devastated.
Oh, like the like the state museum down here, like where they would have like the like a
picture on like someone's desk that they found.
And it was like one picture like like the like the items.
Yes, like it was just everything in there got eviscerated.
So so much weight coming down so fucking quick.
Nine eleven impossible for like full objects.
Nine eleven is a you to survive.
It's like a deeply like personal thing for me.
Hold on.
I have a sense for why the World Trade Center would be a target for actually because they
knew it would get decimated.
They knew that those sensitive documents wouldn't get in the wrong.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Fuck is that you know, as a New Yorker and having family members that were down there
during that time, they were like in the tower and shit like it's a it was like I'm like
that nine eleven did happen, but there was some shady shit that happened behind the scenes
during it.
Right.
Type shit like like that's like the one thing.
Like I will I will question nine eleven and shit, but like I'm not doubting that it actually
happened.
I'm doubt I am doubting the like official story of what happened.
Right.
You think there was definitely shit that went down like what you think planes blew they
prove that it could they prove that it could like by like without a shadow of a doubt.
They're like well jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but no, but it brings it to the point
of yeah.
Yeah, you guys believe the conspiracy is about nine eleven.
They've been talking about them for an hour.
I think it's just satire.
Is this what you know?
I mean, I think for me, building seven is the only one that I'm actually like like kind
of like skeeved out about like the rest of the shit.
I'm like, OK, like there it was it was one of the worst events in American history, maybe
history in general.
Like I'm going to bring something up.
Also, that was building seven was the first steel structure in history to collapse from
fire.
Really?
In history.
Yeah, look, look it up.
I look at it.
Look at it.
Look at it right now.
Nine eleven was as fake as the moon landing, actually.
Yeah, I actually don't go down this road.
We don't need him fucking screaming his ass off.
I don't even believe this.
This is what the Nazis were like.
And the aliens were mind melding.
Yeah, no, it's first first steel structure in history to collapse from the aliens with
a mind metal.
So, OK, I'm going to do a complete 180 here because 9-11 is making me sad.
But do you guys ever hear a challenger deep?
Yeah, yes.
Yes.
So challenger deep is the deepest point in the in the ocean that we've found.
That's the pit of the Marianas Trench.
It's fucking like scary deep.
Like they said, like you could flip Mount Everest on its upside down and put it into
it and it would still have four Empire State Buildings on top of that.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
And James Cameron, you know, Titanic James Cameron went to the bottom of it.
I know.
I read about that for Titanic, right?
No, after Titanic.
So he got, he got, he got all this fucking money from Titanic.
And you know what he did?
He was like, I'm going to go to the bottom of Marianas Trench.
Yeah, there was a South Park episode about that.
Yeah.
So he got all this money from the Titanic.
And then he's just like, you know what?
Ever since he was a kid, he's like, I always wanted to go to the bottom of the Marianas
Trench.
So they made this fucking submarine where they literally had to make it a fucking sphere
because, you know, the sphere is the strongest object known to man.
And they had to make it a sphere.
And he went all the way down to the fucking bottom of the Marianas Trench.
And like, he was down there and like, it was just fucking miles of fucking skeletons of
like, like random, like fish and like sludge of like random things.
And like, it was just completely black and there was just like whale skeletons and like
shit down there.
And like, it's like, what's going to eat it?
Yeah.
Like, I mean, also there was like weird shit.
Like it was like skeletons and like sludge.
And then there was like actual fish down there.
Like, yeah, like actual fish.
Deep, yeah.
I love the sea fish.
I love Titanic.
Like there's like there's species of like squid and shit down there that have only been
captured on camera down there.
And they look fucking alien.
Like, I'll show you a picture of one of them.
But like, we know so little about them because like just the shit, like you need to make
something able to withstand that pressure to get down there.
This was a jumping off point to the bottom of the ocean.
Like there's shit at the bottom of the ocean that I don't think that we should find, you
know, man.
Oh yeah.
We have no idea what's down there.
Like, like everybody's like, oh, let's go to space.
And I'm like, you know, we still have like 90 percent of the earth that's not explored
because it's all underwater.
Wow.
That looks like just like the fucking virus that Tyler showed us last week.
Yeah.
We should probably try to go to the moon since we've never done that.
At least once, you know?
But like the bottom of the ocean is, I think is more terrifying than space.
I think.
I think they gave up on the moon because they're like, no, it's not going to happen.
You know, we'll just try to go to Mars.
Tell people we're going to Mars instead.
I have another fear.
Something that's going to come out.
I don't think, I don't think the next big world war is going to be like, I don't think
it's going to be over.
It's not going to be with Russia.
It's not going to be anything like that.
I think it's, they're going to find precious metals on the moon.
There's metals on the moon that only exist on the moon.
Yeah.
Like rare, rare earth metals and then non-earth metals.
So the big thing is batteries, right?
So that's the whole thing with Taiwan.
Like Taiwan has the only like metals on earth that can make like smartphones and stuff.
And people are like, Oh, what if have, I'm like, go to the fucking moon.
There's a shit ton of stuff on the moon that we could use.
That's better than the shit in Taiwan.
Right.
And it's pure because it's fucking space metal.
There's no pollution on it.
There's been nothing.
And again, everybody like, Oh fuck, this is getting me on a moon tirade.
So fucking video they got us.
So like fucking Neil Armstrong, the guy who went to the fucking moon, right?
He fucking, I'll let you finish watching that.
No, no, that's all right.
I'm watching.
Whoa, what the fuck?
Can you imagine what this dude must've been thinking?
Oh my God, dude.
It's like staring at him too.
Yeah.
It's like fucking fucking that's at the bottom of the trench.
It's not, well, it's, it's added depth.
It's super, it's one of the super deep fucking squids that that one's not in the Marianas
trench, but they're, they're common there.
These things are only super deep fucking squids.
So the story about the guy who got trapped in the submarine for like three days in like
an inch of air.
He was just like, hold his head up.
Oh no, that was on the ship.
Yeah, that was a ship that had flipped over.
Yeah.
And he, he had that air pocket.
So the moon fucking got him out to, they're like, okay, bro, we know you've been down
here for 30 days, but put this mask on.
You're, you're about to fucking depressurize you for a mile of depth.
Yeah.
The diver said when they, when he grabbed their hand, they like freaked out.
He was like, they, they didn't, they weren't thinking recovery.
They just felt like that on them.
Dude, just imagine fucking going through you like, okay, I'm doing search and recovery.
Like whatever.
And then you just feel that.
I would lose it.
I would lose my mind.
Did any of you guys watch that video that I sent the, the Rathaus video?
I did.
And unfortunately I looked into that story more.
That is like 100% fictional.
That is an openly like authored.
Oh, that sucks.
Before we go down this, I just have to say, I want to make a prediction.
The big world war, it's going to be the moon wars of 2028 precious metals to make batteries.
Yeah.
I can see 2028.
This happens.
Or you're just going to be like, what episode episode 15 we said a year ago.
The moon wars of 2028, man.
So what I was saying about the moon though, um, Neil Armstrong, he, uh, he was on the
moon, right?
He was like the guy who went to the moon and he said that there was fucking obelisks on
the moon that were made of granite.
There was fucking granite obelisks.
And they said that because he wasn't on the moon.
No.
So he said that he is on the moon when they fucking, when they, because they, they peeked
on the other side of the moon to see like what was going on.
Like the dark side of the moon is always the dark side of the moon.
Hell yeah, bro.
So the moon always spins and it's always facing us the same direction.
So they're like, let's see what's on the other side.
More or less there.
It is like a negligible, like the little, like the sides, but like they went, it's almost
one to one.
They took their little buggy and went to the other side of the moon and they said they
saw like fucking lights and shit on the other side of the moon.
China's gone over there too.
They have like a well document.
I mean, if you guys can, I mean, I'm sure if it's anything to do with the moon, you
can make a conspiracy theory out of it, but China has done a manned mission to the dark
side of the moon.
Yeah.
And they said there's like lights and shit over there.
Like they found, yeah, I believe they did.
I don't think I'll have to double check.
But they said, they said that they might be right.
You might be right.
I don't think they found lights and shit over there.
Like they could see lights.
Like there was like people over there or some shit.
Like it was fucking crazy.
Dude, that'd be a place to hide.
Like if you were an advanced civilization and you just don't want to be seen, you can
go on a dark side of the moon.
No one's going to fucking figure it out.
Nobody would ever know.
And also the fucking space stations, like when you go, like when like the satellites
go past it, if they found it, they wouldn't fucking tell people about the fucking dark
side of the moon civilization.
Right.
Like at all.
Like it's fucking scary.
Do you think it's like, I always thought like.
Yeah, so China did.
They did.
And yeah, so the Apollo eight astronauts were the first humans to see the far side in 68
which was like through a buggy.
They landed on the so all manned and unmanned soft landings have taken place on the center
on the near side of the moon until three January, 2019 when the Changi four spacecraft made
the first landing on the far side.
Now that I'm reading that again, I might have fucked this up.
It might not have been so Chinese people went to the dark side of the moon in 2019.
How do we not hear about manned and unmanned landings until this date?
So I think it might be an unmanned.
I think the Americans are the only alleged ones who have ever put men on the moon.
I think Russia did after us.
I don't think so.
I don't know.
Russia and us and China have all photographed the dark side of the moon, though, like very
in depth.
And there's not much about it.
I mean, sure, if they do actually see something there and you want to like obelisk, there's
creatures on the man.
Dude, man, bro, shit ton of kids on the fucking list.
What made the caves on the moon?
There's no fucking water to do that, man.
It doesn't just fucking do that.
There's something that's causing caves in the moon.
There's no cave.
There's no cave, man.
There's no caves with creatures.
There are no goblins on the moon.
There's no goblins.
OK.
They're digging into the fucking moon until they can figure out a way to get to earth.
And then the goblins are going to fucking attack us, man.
It's going to happen.
We have to fight moon goblins.
Yeah.
I think that might be a good time for a break.
Oh, he disconnected my mic.
Check.
Yeah, let's take a fucking break!
Oh my god.
Tyler, what the fuck is this?
Damn dude, I feel like I'm drifted in Tokyo.
You're grooving, man. This is fucking sick, man.
Nah, I'm just fucking...
Bro, you gotta listen to this band called Mulchat Doma.
Oh, that's another one of their ones.
It's like got like this 80s reverb effect to it.
And it's like Soviet Russia type shit.
Yeah.
It sounds like you're in a fucking bunker.
It sounds like you're in a Soviet bunker.
It's fucking sick. That might be a good one to lead us back in.
We're already wet back in.
It's a conspiracy.
Oh, we are?
Are we let back in?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh shit! Welcome back!
No, but fucking, okay, last time on your favorite show on Title Podcast.
Here we fucking go.
Allymag did the blind ghost pepper taste test.
How'd that go for you, Allymag?
I don't think you actually ate a lot of the peppers.
I think you just tasted it.
No, I licked that pepper, which has now been left out for two weeks.
It's pretty funny just listening to you answer questions wrong.
What was I gonna say?
So today, you figured we would stop singling you out, as you said, right?
Good. Good.
This is not the Allymag gets fucking fucked segment.
We do every fucking episode.
So this one doesn't have any punishments.
It's just a reward.
Okay.
The reward is your free trip home!
We'll give you gas money.
Allymag, we're gonna play fucking who wants to be a millionaire.
I'll play.
Yeah?
Yes.
You'll be Allymag's help.
You'll be my phone friend.
Wait, it wants to be a millionaire.
That's multiple choice, right?
Yeah.
I like it. I got a shot at this one.
Welcome to who wants to be a millionaire featuring our next contestant, Alex with the eye of the lake.
And Tyler Lake.
And his lifeline, Tyler Lake.
Unless you try to answer it and I'll give you the real answer.
Right now you are working with like 20% of my brain maximum.
So expect to get used.
All right Allymag, tell us about yourself. Where are you from?
I'm from 2nd and Judson Street within the city of Albany.
And I'm on here trying to make some money.
Yeah, what do you do for a living?
I jerk off horses.
I pretty much I'm just a gang banger and I shoot people and then mohawk comes.
Yeah?
Yep.
Who did you bring with you in the audience here?
I brought my compatriot, Teeley.
Yeah?
Gang members. Gang members.
We're Crips, yo.
Nah, we're Bloods.
Are we?
Are you a fucking Blood?
Nah, dude, I'm a Latin King.
Our other audience member, Dan.
What up?
All right, Allymag.
You know on the real show who wants to be a millionaire?
They play for a million dollars.
But I'm willing to put up 10 bucks for you if you win.
You can have the 10 bucks.
That's what I'm willing to put up.
If anybody else wants to, they're free to.
But I just feel bad that we always do this with Allymag.
I don't have any cash this week.
I took 20 off you last time. You're good.
That's fine. I'll put up my 10.
There you go.
Good.
You realize how many fucking chips I can get in VR poker stars with this?
It's going to be hard though, Allymag.
All right, there's 15 questions to win a million.
You got four lifelines.
You got Ask the Audience.
50-50.
Wait for some dude from fucking Singapore to listen to the podcast.
You got Phone a Friend.
And you got Second Chance, which is if you get a question wrong, you get another chance.
Okay.
All right?
Okay.
All right. Let's go.
I'm scared.
Yeah, you want to fucking playboy.
Fucking no, I do.
I'm so hard for you, Daddy, right now.
I'm so hard.
Fuck yeah.
All right.
Boss music.
First question for $100.
In the movie, the Wizard of Oz, which character desires courage?
A, the cowardly lion, B, the Tin Man, C, the Scarecrow, or D, Toto?
If you don't get this, I'm going to shoot you.
I've never seen it.
I know this.
All right.
It's a cowardly lion.
It's like our Lee lion.
You're using a lifeline.
I'm using a life.
It's a cowardly lion.
All right.
For them, right?
Yeah, we won't count that for the first question, but Tyler, shut the fuck up next time.
Is that your final answer?
You said I have four lifelines, right?
You can only use once at a one at a time.
Okay.
Yeah.
Like you use me once.
You can use Dan once.
Oh, I got it.
You can use ask the audience once, which is them, or you can phone a friend.
And phone a friend is me.
No, phone a friend is someone that's not here.
Who would you call?
Like fucking Farley or fucking Goodman or something.
Farley.
And you have to explain.
Yes.
I will use my, my, my Tyler lifeline.
We will count it for the first one.
Is that your final answer, Ali Mac?
Yes.
The cowardly lion.
That's correct.
All right, Ali Mac.
I appreciate it.
We're going for $200.
Altogether, how many sides do a pair of dice have?
A, six, B, eight, C, 10, D, 12.
Is it a pair of dice?
Yes.
D, 12.
Is that your final answer?
Yes.
All right.
I'm locked in this time.
Question two.
All right.
Question three, Ali Mac.
$300.
The Panama Canal separates which two continents?
A, Europe and Asia.
B, North and South America.
C, Africa and Europe.
D, Africa and Asia.
Fuck.
Dude, come on.
I'm not using a lifeline here.
Dude, come on.
This is easy.
D, final answer.
Dude, come on.
No.
Come on.
Oh shit, Ali Mac.
You fucked up.
Looks like you'll have to use your second chance.
Oh shit.
So I'll tell you the answer was North and South America.
It's fucking Panama, you fucking idiot.
What the fuck?
Why does it got Google eyes?
All right, Ali Mac.
You lost your second chance.
Next time, use a fucking lifeline.
Jesus Christ.
He's got Google eyes.
All right.
$500, Ali Mac.
In baseball, the player that throws the ball to the catcher is called the A, pitcher, B,
hitter, C, batter, D, shortstop.
What?
Hey.
Is that your final answer?
Yes.
You got it.
All right, Ali Mac.
You're going for $1,000.
Popeye's muscles come from eating spinach because it is high in which mineral?
A, calcium, B, sodium, C, iron, D, potassium.
What?
I don't know.
Wait, so if I fuck this up, I'm done.
Yeah.
So use a lifeline.
I'll pick up the slack asses.
Use a lifeline.
Dan.
All right, do you want to ask the audience?
I'm asking the audience.
All right, let's ask the audience.
You have to say the question again.
Hold on.
Wait, isn't that part of his catchphrase?
What?
Isn't that part of his catchphrase?
No, it's not.
I don't think it ever tells you why, but I know.
We're asking the audience, Dan and Tyler, what do you think about this question?
My guess would be C.
What are the answers?
The answers are A, calcium, B, sodium, C, iron, D, potassium.
I'm saying C.
It's A.
It's A?
All right.
Hold on a sec.
I'm saying C.
What was C?
Iron.
Go with him, but I didn't think that it was.
All right, my initial answer was going to be C. I'm sorry.
I'm scared.
I'm going to C.
No, wait.
What's your description for why, though?
I thought it was high in calcium.
All right, Alec Mack, what's your answer?
Go with Tyler.
Yeah, go with me.
I think it's C.
I should know this.
I think it's...
Fuck!
This is not how fucking funny the audience is supposed to be.
I'm supposed to be able to sit on my ass and get it right.
Fuck.
Wait, wait.
Hold on a sec.
I know the answer.
It's calcium.
Why?
It's C.
Yes.
The cartoon Popeye.
I'll read the question.
In reality, I'm going to tell you.
Popeye's muscles come from eating spinach because it is high in what mineral?
A, calcium, B, sodium, C, iron, D, potassium.
Dude, it's actually...
Spinach is actually high in calcium.
I thought it was high in iron, too.
It's something called calcium oxalate.
But it's also high in iron.
Calcium and oxalate is like a hand in hand.
It's C.
We're going with C.
He's convinced me on A.
It's fucking C.
Are you a fucking retard?
It's fucking C.
I'm just so much pressure on him.
Okay, fine.
C. Final answer is C. I think it's A. But we'll go with Tyler.
All right.
That's correct.
I just checked and the question was actually flawed because it is also high in calcium.
Wow.
And I believe potassium.
It's high in all of them.
But iron.
The fucking question was this one.
His muscles become made of iron.
That's what I thought.
That's why I was leaning towards C.
You won $1,000.
You got the first five questions right.
Okay.
All right.
We're going for $2,000 now.
Your two lifelines down.
Here we go.
Fuck.
All right, Ellie Mack.
Which famous artist is said to have cut off his own ear?
Adolf Hitler.
A. Picasso.
B. Da Vinci.
C. Van Gogh.
D. Claude Monet.
C. Van Gogh.
It's C.
Can you do that one right away?
That your final answer?
That is.
You think I'm fucking.
What the fuck?
No.
That's C. That is.
That's definitely C.
All right.
Ellie Mack, you're going for $2,000.
You're going for $2,000.
Which planet is not made up of gas?
A. Venus.
B. Jupiter.
C. Saturn.
D. Neptune.
Dude, I know it.
That's going to be A. It's going to be A.
Is that your final answer?
Yes, it is.
That was not a lifeline.
I had already answered and he is not a guess.
He didn't tell you, so.
I do know some shit about space.
All right, Ellie Mack.
$8,000 now.
My heart's pounding.
Why?
I'm more stressed out on this.
Oh, you're going to love this one.
The United States landmark Mount Rushmore is found in which state?
A. Montana.
B. Wyoming.
C. New York.
D. New York.
C. New York.
D. New York.
C. New York.
D. New York.
C. New York.
D. New York.
C. North Dakota.
D. South Dakota.
Oh, fuck.
Montana.
I'm going Montana.
That just sounds right.
I want to go with my gut off the rim.
Should I?
I'm phoning a friend.
I'm phoning you, Dan.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You actually have to call me if you're going to.
I phoned like fucking 3%.
You're phoning a friend on this one.
Yes.
My phone's at 3%.
It's not going to work.
You have to actually call me.
You actually have to call someone, Ali.
Call me.
Fucking call me.
Okay, somebody give me their phone.
Tyler, I have your number on my phone.
Yeah, call me.
I'm not good with geography.
Wait, does Tyler know the answer?
Hi, the answer is North Dakota.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, it's not.
It's North Dakota.
It's North.
Don't, don't get me here again.
Oh God.
Alibeck, would you like to consult with your friends?
I think it's North Dakota.
The South Dakota license plate has Mount Rushmore.
Does it?
Really?
If you're lying, I'm going to.
I'm dead serious.
It has Mount Rushmore.
Okay, I'm going to go South.
Dude, I knew it was one of the Dakotas.
That's what I thought.
I'm going to go South.
South Dakota.
Is that your final answer?
Yes, it is.
Fuck.
Oh!
Wait.
Yes!
I just know that from the license plate.
Dude, I was like, ah!
I knew it was one of the Dakotas.
I'm like, I thought it was North.
How do I stop this shit playing?
I thought you were a professionalist.
God damn it.
All right, well, we're going to wait this out.
Alibeck, you just won $8,000 with the help from your lifelines there.
Thank you, boys.
You got one lifeline left.
It's a 50-50.
What question am I on?
You're on the $16,000 question, which is question nine.
Okay, so I got to get a couple on my own here, then.
You can use 50-50 if you need it.
You got six left.
Okay.
Did you poke those through it?
I got six left in one lifeline.
Yes.
Oh, shit.
That's scary.
All right, Alibeck, what is the second most populous country in the world?
A, China, B, India, C, Philippines, D, United States.
I'm going to go with India.
Yeah, it's got to be India.
Yeah, it's India.
Final answer?
It's got to be.
Yeah.
No?
Why do you keep playing them, Phil?
That's the final answer, music!
That's the final answer, bro.
Oh, I thought that's like...
It's the build-to-sustain.
It sounds like the Game Over screen in Resident Evil 4.
I think I died every time.
No, the wrong answer is this one.
Oh, I don't want to hear that.
That's sad.
Wow, that's sad.
This is final answer.
Okay, okay, next.
All right, Alibeck, you're in your...
Yeah, it's India.
We're killing airtime with this one.
Question 10.
$25,000.
You're shaking.
The RMS Titanic only carried what fraction of life bolts for the people on board when
it sank?
Oh, fuck.
A, a quarter, B, a third, C, one half, D, two thirds.
Fuck.
This is one I'm not even confident with phoning a friend with.
I feel like this one's going to be a guess.
I know I should know this.
Did they say it was a Titanic?
I'm sorry, it was a quarter, one third?
A quarter, a third, a half, or two thirds?
It's either a third or one quarter.
It's got to be.
Or is it half?
Fuck.
Oh my God, this is intense.
Alibeck, you want to use that lifeline?
I'm not really seeing anything that encourages me about my two lifelines here.
I don't think they...
No, no, your lifeline is 50-50.
Oh.
So it takes out two answers.
I don't think that this is a good question to use that on.
I think I just got to guess.
It's going to be...
Ah, fuck it.
50-50 it.
All right.
I got to help my chances.
I got a 50% shot here because I'm fucking dumbfounded.
I'll eliminate one quarter and one third.
So the options are one half or two thirds.
I'm going to go one half.
Is that your final answer?
Yes, it is.
You got it.
Oh my God.
What?
Oh baby.
That was great.
I thought it was one fourth.
Wow.
That was a hard one.
That's why I went 50-50 because I knew it was a fucking guess.
I was just...
I had to help my odds.
I got lucky there though.
Where's the music?
No, it's not that one.
What are we on, 11 now?
Yeah.
11 out of 15.
And I have no lifelines.
Fuck.
I got a raw doggit from here.
Allie Mack, you just passed the 10th question, which means that you win $25,000 no matter
what.
Okay.
Next question.
All right.
I win the googly high 10.
Where's the fucking...
All right, Allie Mack.
Going for $50,000 now.
Okay.
The coffee shop Starbucks gets its name from the fictional character Starbuck, who appeared
in what classic novel?
A, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, B, To Kill a Mockingbird, C, Moby Dick, D, Frankenstein.
Think of the logo.
Oh.
Yeah, C, Moby Dick.
Is that your final answer?
Yes it is.
Oh my God.
I didn't think he would get this far.
Oh my God.
He's on the fucking $100,000 question.
Damn, man.
I'm barebacking it here though.
I got no fucking lifelines anymore.
I'm scared.
All right, Allie Mack.
So you're a volunteer firefighter, right?
I guess.
Yeah, you're a fucking hero, bro.
All right.
Oh shit, how do I stop this?
Fucking Christ.
Allie Mack, you're going for $100,000 on your 11th question.
Yeah.
Which of these units for measuring computer memory is the largest?
Okay.
A, Terabyte, B, Megabyte, C, Gigabyte, D, Kilobyte.
Oh, come on, man.
This is easy.
It might be.
Dude, come on, man.
This is fucking easy.
Read them again.
I just want to make sure I heard it.
This is fucking easy.
A is terabyte, B, Megabyte, C, Gigabyte, D, Kilobyte.
Because Kegabyte is a small one.
Kilobyte.
I know.
You said Kilobyte.
I'm going to go with D.
I feel like Kilobyte is 10 times bigger than D.
No!
It is 100% not that.
Terabyte, that's fine.
I just, I couldn't let you do that.
I'm sorry.
That's fucking, that was killing me.
That's fine.
I want to, this is entertaining.
Did I get it right?
I did!
Oh my God!
Kilobytes were the smallest.
I thought those were Kegabytes.
I thought Kegabytes were the small ones.
That's not a real thing.
Oh shit.
I went back.
It's more of like a true alcohol.
You were just, you were just a failure.
Well, I knew terabytes, a thousand, oh, well slightly more than a thousand.
You fucking did that.
I thought you were going to do a
thousand, oh, well slightly more than a thousand.
You fucking have a gaming PC retard.
I know, I know.
Jesus Christ.
All right, Ellie Mag, you're going for $250,000.
Okay.
I'll be happy with this if I only got one wrong.
A native of Albany, New York.
Who was the first African American soldier to fight in World War I?
Oh my God!
A.
Auretus Corning.
B.
Henry Johnson.
C. John Boyd Thatcher.
D. Chester A. Arthur.
Dude, come on, man.
This is easy.
Henry Johnson.
The Boulevard.
Hey.
Are you finally answering?
Yes, it is.
The fucking Boulevard!
The Boulevard!
He threw Thatcher in there.
That was a good one, but he was just some white dude.
Yeah.
All those guys were white except for fucking, except for Henry Johnson.
Except for Sergeant Johnson.
All right, Ellie Mag.
This is the second to last question.
Okay.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you made it this far.
Like Jesus Christ.
Ellie Mag, what are you going to do with the money if you win?
Probably buy like some or something.
Probably, I don't know, fill a fraction of my gas tank.
I'll get him to the gas station.
All right, Ellie Mag, here we go.
Okay.
What, what factor accounts for the seasons on Earth changing throughout the year?
A, the tilt of the Earth.
B, the distance away from the sun.
C, the thickness of the ozone layer.
D, the speed of the Earth's orbit.
I'm going to go with the tilt of the Earth.
Final answer.
Wow!
I told you, I know space.
Holy shit, man, we got to the last question.
I really don't want to choke here.
Get that fucking shit ready.
Wait, can I see that for a sec?
Yeah.
You know, the thing I say, you know, how it be like, you know, women, when there's something
wrong with them, you're like, oh, I could fix that, but it's way hotter if I don't.
I mean, you helped me with the one.
Ellie Mag.
I needed the help on that one.
I wouldn't have made it here without you.
All right.
I knew that one.
For this last million dollar question.
No, I did not understand.
For this last million dollar question, you earned another lifeline.
It's called Switch the Question.
If you don't like the question, you can switch to another one.
Okay.
Here we go.
But you can't have help from them.
Yes.
No, I will shut my eyes and make this decision on my own.
You can't help him.
You're not going to help.
The last couple, I haven't looked at them.
I've been in my own world because I don't want to take visual cues.
Except for a terabyte one.
All right, Ellie Mag.
Yes, that was the one.
Million dollar question.
Who is on the $10 bill?
Okay.
Can I look at the $10 bill?
No, you can't.
It says his name on it.
It does?
Yes.
All right.
Ellie Mag options.
A, Benjamin Franklin.
D, Andrew Jackson.
C, Thomas Jefferson.
D, Alexander Hamilton.
I'm pretty sure I know this one, but I'm going to, just so I can be more confident hopefully.
Next question.
You're going to switch the question?
I'm going to switch the question.
It's going to be like rocket science or something.
Is that your final answer?
Yes, I'm switching the question.
All right.
That's final.
What would you have said?
I was going to say Benji.
No.
That would have been incorrect.
Oh, good.
He's at 100, you fucking retard.
Oh, yes.
Stacking Benji is a...
It was Hamilton.
Yeah, I would have, I would have got that one wrong.
All right.
We're going to...
I'm glad.
We're going to...
I'm not sharp with shit like that.
I know other shit like space stuff.
I've got those questions.
Ellie Mag, this question, since you switched the question, is not multiple choice.
Oh.
Well, that would have been something good to know.
I mean, I would have fucking lost the last question anyway, so never mind.
Okay, go ahead.
What was the name of the podcast that me and Dan did before...
Oh, that's an easy one.
...during Mohawk?
Dude, it was on the tip of my tongue.
You and Dan.
Fuck, dude.
Oh, fuck.
I can't crash this far at the finish line.
I know it too.
I'm going to be so mad if I don't get this.
Ambulance stories or some shit like that.
Fuck.
Oh, fuck.
If that was it...
No, it wasn't that, was it?
Fuck.
It was something, stories.
Mm-mm.
Because you and...
That was Ghost of Power.
Ghost of Power?
That's not it.
I can't get that out of my fucking head though.
Ali Mack on the verge of defeat.
His friends are here with him.
We got you, buddy.
Come on.
He's down to his final question without a lifeline.
There's a $10 bill right there for you.
You know, it's probably a long...
It's not an ambulance story, it's fucking stupid.
I can't believe it.
That'd be too high.
There's no multiple choice in this.
Damn.
And Casey, where did this...
We'll give you a multiple choice.
Where did this take place?
Where did you guys do this podcast?
In the ambulance.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got it.
All right, I'll write some options out here for you.
Is it the A, Untitled Podcast?
B, Ambulance.
Wait, wait.
I'm writing out the options.
Ghost Pals?
No.
Those are all things that I've already ruled out.
All right, A, okay.
Was it A, Ambulance Sessions?
B, Ambulance Stories?
C, Ambulance Chronicles?
D, Ambulance Pals?
I'm going to be so mad and I'm going to lock it in right here.
I'm going A and I'm fucking giving that as my final answer.
Is that your final answer?
Yes, it is.
No, don't tell me it was Ambulance Friends.
What is it, man?
You got it.
Actually, you're going to fuck up the music.
Okay.
I can't believe it.
Oh my God.
How did that happen?
I want you to look at Alexander Hamilton's face and memorize it.
Take it.
Memorize it.
He's memorizing it.
That was so much more than $10.
That's great.
Holy shit.
This has been a good two weeks for you.
This is a...
Oh my God.
I can't tell you how mad I was when I watched the last one sober.
I was like, dude, it's Bob Parker.
Are you fucking kidding me?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dude, it was so fucking easy.
That was a gimme of a question.
I've never seen Happy Gilmore.
I've seen it once, but it was so long ago that probably wouldn't have helped.
I knew it, though.
I fucking knew that was.
I honestly didn't think you would make it that far.
I love how Casey gets you all smoked up.
And then tests you.
Poor guy.
That one, I would have got off the rip had I been sober.
I know that.
I do.
But it makes it into something I overthink.
So a bonus question.
Last week, I asked you how many members were in My Chemical Romance.
And you got it right. You said it was five.
Who are the five members?
I'm not going to get all of them.
It's Gerard Way, Mikey Way.
I'm not going to get all five, though.
Ray Toro.
Frank Euro.
And Bob.
I always forget his last name, but he got kicked out of the band, so I would have accepted just Bob.
What did he get kicked out for?
Being racist or something.
No, he was a violent alcoholic.
Yeah, MCR is very...
I don't know.
They're very...
When you went to the MCR show, what percentage of that crowd do you think were Democrats?
It's fucking insane.
I was watching Miley Cyrus on the New Year's Eve thing last night.
I saw the guys with the sunglasses on and the fucking gay hair.
Oh shit, I'm cancer.
Damn it.
You got to bleep that.
I want a bunch of snacks.
On the fucking TVs, it was like,
if somebody falls, help them up.
Security is here for you.
The MCR I knew growing up.
I was the only one who went to fucking Cannibal Corpse.
That shit was crazy.
Have you ever seen Downswing? I've seen Downswing.
That's like a real fucking mosh pit.
There were so many people there, you couldn't even fucking move, and there was still a mosh pit.
And I got fucked up.
That's how I was for fucking, when I went to see Fit for a King, when Downswing opened for them,
Fit for a King at Empire Live was fucking wild.
That was probably the same kind of thing.
Yeah, it was like, people were getting fucking rocked.
I cannot believe there wasn't an ambulance there.
I got rocks.
Like in the face?
Or did you get hit in the chest?
I got hit in the face.
That was the concert I almost had, well, I did have a panic attack, but I felt like I was about to have a seizure
right when I started Lexapro.
And I fucking barely made it out because I was stumbling through a mosh pit,
losing my balance, feeling myself blacking out.
And I made it outside and I'm like, Alex, don't pass out.
You know who's coming if you do.
You know it's going to be fucking, you're going to wake up and you're going to see Miss Cocktail
peering down at you.
Hang in there, hang in there to whatever you have to do.
You should not blast out.
You'll see Miss Cocktail with a beard bigger than Casey's.
And I fucked myself too because I didn't realize how fucking fucked I was
until after I started walking away because it was just like, oh, I'm lightheaded.
So I looked at my roommate that I was there with and I'm like, hey dude, I'm just going to go to the bathroom quick.
Like I didn't want him to be worried. So I was like, I'm just going to go to the bathroom quick.
Walked out and he's like 45 minutes later of me leaning over a railing.
Just trying to like cling to my consciousness.
I finally get through.
Did like security come up and talk to you at all?
No, and that was the funniest thing too because it was right before the intermission and I walked outside.
You probably just stood outside by the smoking area.
I did. I was out there for like 40 minutes.
I was in distress.
I looked like I had fucking like chest pain too because it induced a panic attack.
So I was like fucking like rocking over the top of this thing.
Like you think security would be like, hey man, are you all right?
But because I went out, I was only out there for like five minutes alone.
And then the intermission came in.
Nobody who went out looked like you asked me if I was OK. I was stunned.
Like I had to have looked fucked up.
I'm pretty sure like I took my sweatshirt off.
It was like 20 degrees outside.
Like I was just like I was sweating like crazy.
And then I finally like the intermission comes in.
Everybody's out there. Nobody looks at me.
And then I walk back in and my fucking roommate was like, where the fuck did you go?
Like I. Yeah, I had a little bit of an adventure.
Very small there. Are you going to go to Emo Night though?
Yeah, that's actually fucking good.
Yes. It's like March something.
I will be. I will be at Emo Night.
As long as it's not a Saturday, I should be able to make if we have any fans.
I just want to know what Dan's been doing over there for the last 10 minutes.
I don't know. I'm like enamored by this fucking.
I'm not even high.
I don't know what's going on.
Wait, how did you get that fucking screw through the dollar bill before the screw?
This is this is one of the eyes of my.
Oh, that was a ten dollar bill.
Who was on that dollar bill? That's a.
I didn't read it. It's Hamilton.
Alexander Hamilton.
Like the you like the show Alexander Hamilton.
Hamilton the musical.
You know, you guys almost were also I'm one of the other things I got listening to the game show we did in the last one.
So I've had this ongoing inside joke with my buddy where we say Alexander Graham Hamilton Bell.
Just like as a joke.
It's been so long since that was made and I was so screwed up when you asked me that question.
I'm honestly surprised I didn't say Alexander Graham Hamilton Bell.
That would have been the funniest shit and you guys would have made fun of me so bad.
I am so glad I was like, no, it's Alexander Bell.
Like don't say like Hamilton Bell or something.
That was like the most epic episode of Millionaire.
Yeah. All right.
Another bonus question. Who's the best girl in Cyberpunk 2077?
That's an opinion.
I know you think it's Pan Am.
It's obviously Pan Am.
It is Judy.
It is obviously Pan Am.
I romance both.
It is big booty Judy.
It is not. It is not. Pan Am is so much better.
You just didn't play a male playthrough because you're gay.
Jesus Christ.
I planned on doing both. I just never got around to it.
There's a DLC coming out. You could do it over again.
I don't know if I could potentially look into it.
I actually did a I did a Netrunner playthrough as a woman.
The game's a lot different when you play it like a Netrunner.
Like you fucking like hack people and you can literally make people kill themselves.
You can literally like do like a thing like where you like where you look at them and you scan them and you click the suicide button and they fucking blow their brains out.
OK, I might need a place.
So here's the thought.
Yeah.
You ever think about the concept of forever?
Oh, fuck.
No, you want to know if we're going to get deep here, if we're going to get deep here.
I'm just saying like we touched on it where it's like if you were one of those fucking pilots like and you know you're going to die like for certainty.
Just think of how terrifying that might be.
You can rip off the eyes too.
It's crazy.
You can just be like living your everyday life and then one day you can just be dead.
Yeah, you just get into a car accident like people have one life and they and they like throw it away.
Do you know what's even crazier?
Because my belief is that we have ever everlasting life with our Lord and Savior.
People throw their life, whether regardless what you believe, they throw their life away on Earth.
But don't don't you think it's weirder to just wake up and now you owe New York State sales tax on everything?
That's strange.
My dad actually works for New York State.
My dad works for the tax department of New York State.
Yeah, to me like that's you get out of it.
There's only one way out.
You get to die.
Thank God.
And then it goes to your kids.
What's that?
Then it goes to your kids.
Does it?
Yeah.
Yeah, they would go after your kids.
Yeah, taxes and death, man.
But do you think forever is like a terrifying idea?
Do Christians think that heaven lasts forever?
It's an eternity.
Yeah.
Retard.
Well, I mean, I thought you said one time that I thought you said no, no.
He said heavens.
Like it's it's I remember what he said.
Correct me if I'm wrong.
But didn't you say it was essentially it's the place where like time isn't even really like a concept.
Yeah, like time like a year in heaven could be like ten thousand years here on.
Yeah, like it's just it's not even measured.
But we did.
But then ten thousand years in heaven could feel it could be like an a year here.
It's like it's a place where it's a place where time like it doesn't matter is a concept.
Yeah, it's like it just doesn't exist there.
But eventually you have to stop existing.
No, you don't.
Your spirit lives on in heaven with Jesus and God and all the angels and all your family members that actually believe in.
I remember that was that was one of the most profound things I thought when I was like seven years old and I was like, oh, yeah.
And I was still not like devout.
But I was like, I believe in a God.
I believe like in heaven and hell and all that shit because I was a child.
But I'm not even saying that to be a deck.
I'm not even saying that to be a deck.
I just started like questioning the world around me.
And I was like, wait, but forever kind of seems like something I wouldn't want to be around for.
But the thing is, just as equally terrifying is not existing.
Like, it's almost like there isn't a good answer in less heaven is a place where like it's more just like an eternal feeling where like you can never get scared and shit like that.
I would have like panic attacks thinking about I did.
I did.
That's that's what fucking pretty much every other live it in eternity in paradise.
Or would you rather have an eternity in fucking hell?
I would think I'd want a paradise probably for I would imagine a couple hundred years.
But even if you have like what are you saying?
Like what if you had a paradise for like 10,000 years?
You kind of eventually just like, OK, I'm going to kill myself.
You can't die in heaven.
Yeah, but you exactly.
That's why it's become it says there was no want in heaven.
There is nothing.
There is only pure joy when you when you exist for a long enough period of time.
You don't want to exist anymore.
All right there, buddy.
Well, I again, I understand both the atheist over here is like, I actually think heaven is not that good.
The concept of eternal paradise actually seems kind of like a bad thing.
Well, if it's if it's literally like around where time doesn't exist, I understand that.
I get that's not because time is no longer of a concern.
Like you're in a different dimension, essentially.
Like it's it's not like this.
You're not in the core dimension.
And it's I mean, like so.
Yeah. If there was but if heaven was like a physical place where you have like a human form and you could just do whatever the fuck you wanted.
Eventually, that would have to get old.
Like I'm just saying, I know I understand what the concept of heaven is, but you have to admit that if it was that you'd eventually not want to exist.
You'd be in the same place forever.
Yeah.
They say all you had to do was procreate and like join orgies and eat cake all day.
You would just go mad and you just start killing people.
It's the king's.
It's the king's paradise.
You would be something different.
That's what that's why the king started doing some weird shit because they literally wanted for nothing.
Like literally, I want that broad brought up here so I can fuck her.
And then like the peasant would be like, oh, I get to have sex with the king.
But to play devil's advocate and agree with Tyler for a second, I mean, I mean you want to join.
You would enjoy like paradise for like a long time and then eventually you would probably like be like, I don't want to exist anymore, but that's that's that's my thought process.
And I remember I got into like this super deep thought process once. This was like one of the first times like freaked out as a kid. I'm like, OK, I'm going to not think about that.
Was I was just I got into this thought process of like, what is the point of being good or evil if just like we're being alive.
Yeah. Or being alive.
Like, what is the point of fucking any of it like to heaven, hell, not even just ask the profound question, but like, what is stopping me from just going out and murdering a bunch of people?
That's because just fucking life has evolved too much. Not that I ever would.
Elliot Roger, my life has evolved into the human brain, which is able to get laid.
So I'm going to murder a bunch of people.
Yeah, fuck a guy from the human brain is the first thing that you just described.
Now that we know you are a nihilist, the human brain is the first sentient A.I.
You two are both nihilists. It's like, what's it? What is it?
I'm not saying that that's something I believe, but I remember that was like a thought.
Like I've just philosophized the case as a kid and I think about shit like that.
I'd be like, wow, that's dark. Can you just look up Elliot Roger Rance because they're fucking hilarious.
It's not something I do not go on YouTube and type in Elliot Roger.
A lot of people. Yeah, I gotta go see those because I got a name.
He says some fucking insane shit just like women are fucking evil.
It's not like it's not like a thought process I take into like living every day, though.
Do you ever think about you just see like a group of people and you're like, if I just like floored it, I just hit that group of people.
Yeah, like Darryl Brooks.
And then just like just carried on about my day like nothing happened.
Like Darryl Brooks.
That's like one in three.
Yeah, yeah, because and if you're going down that thought process, like how would it really change your life?
Right. Like if you if you could get away with it and you could just kill 10 people, like how would that change your life?
All right there, buddy. I'm just saying I'm not saying it's me.
I would ever want to do.
No, it's not on it.
I'm just saying if there was it's like you would have no consequences in your lifetime.
If you knew like for certain you would get away with it.
It's not I'm not saying that you'd want to do it.
It's just like the thought process of like nothing would stop you about just going about your every day.
It's a creepy thought.
Yes, I agree.
I'm not saying I can do that shit and go to sleep at night like nothing happened.
So how long do you think you would last in heaven before you killed yourself?
I think I would never do that because I would be next to the Lord and Savior.
Honestly, honestly, this would be a very creepy thought because obviously you can't say it would be like forever.
Eventually, just mathematically, you would have to eventually do it.
Like eternity is a concept you can't really grasp.
But I think it would be a long fucking time for me because that's something hard to confront and grab by the balls.
And just be like I have done it all.
Like I feel like you would be like, all right, I'm thinking about it.
I'm thinking about it.
You'd get to that point where you're like pushing the button to just end it all.
And you'd probably be hesitant to like for a while.
Like that's that's a hard thing to wrap your fucking head around is not existing.
We have so much like resilience and like desire to be to exist.
Exactly.
I think it could go on for a long time.
Exactly.
I think that's a concept to exist.
It's just like honestly, both of them are equally terrifying, existing and not existing.
They're both terrifying concepts.
I think Einstein says something like that because it's just Einstein also said that he if you study science enough, if you study science enough, you cannot say that there is not a God.
Yeah.
Isn't that a quote like existing and not existing are equally terrifying by Einstein.
I quoted Einstein by accident.
I wish that was a question.
Must be a million.
Honestly, the music is what made that for me because that made me overthink every single question you had asked me.
It's intimidating.
It is.
So it makes it so good.
Casey, what other thought?
Wait, what?
What were you going to go now?
Oh, no, I was just going to change the subject.
But if you had more to say.
No, no, no, I was going to say it was by I guess Arthur Clark said two possibilities exist.
Either we are alone in the universe or we are not.
Both are equally terrifying.
That's true, too.
Just think about it.
If there's just nothing out there, it's sad.
It's really sad.
If there is something out there who's to say that they could that you could go down a million conspiracy rabbit holes there.
But it's like you if there was some super hyper advanced civilization that we didn't even have the technology of comprehending, they could just fucking annihilate us and just be like, we don't like them.
Yeah.
I think they're.
What if they were nihilistic?
Then we're done.
Like, yep, we're just going to.
It's like when you fucking.
No, I'm going to keep sounding like a psycho.
So have you ever just like kicked over an anthill and just be like, I wonder if they're all suffocating all the time.
But like you do that like on a daily basis and it's not a big deal.
And they can do that.
But yeah, exactly.
And like, have you ever just killed a spider and just be like, that thing doesn't like if that consciousness may no longer exist ever.
Like, that's just gone for good.
Yeah.
Like, what's the point of that?
Yeah.
And that's that's kind of why I couldn't really like buy into like a religion is I'm just like, it just seems so storybook.
Like it's just.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
The Bible is a storybook.
I'm not even.
I swear to God, I'm not saying this to piss you off.
I'm just talking about the.
I didn't pay attention because you're just being blasphemous.
I don't care.
So I was kind of zoning it out.
These are thoughts I had as a child of faith at the time.
My own.
My own God, it sounds like a lot of blasphemy to me.
But then my own thought process.
But when I was a child of God led me to be like, yeah, but I like there's too many unanswered questions.
Like, I don't know.
Casey, how many how big of a ship would you need to carry two of every animal?
Can you lift that up?
Just to see, I just want to get an idea of because that's the one thing that like fucked with me.
Like, I'm not that good at math.
It's more about I'm good enough to know that that's like, no, I feel like now it's people draw metaphor from it.
But I feel like when the Bible was freshly released, everyone now would be possible because we just take the DNA.
You know, I'm just saying, bro, I don't need to be assaulted because you disagree with me.
Jesus, see if that's possible.
I'm pretty sure like a cruise ship could know those are floating theory.
Yes, this basic physics suggests an are carrying lots of animal cargo could not lots, but science for other.
Not everyone, but just to be the guy who had to find like a male and female one.
He's like, oh, fuck, there's a male lion.
I guess physics, physics graduate students actually studied.
I'm reading an article about it.
Wow.
It would be a you tell me they have that type of technology.
They know they were they were fucking hammer and would have to be a hundred forty four meters long, twenty four meters wide and fourteen years.
Can we speak in America size of a very small cargo ship?
No shit to carry two of every animal.
Yeah, I don't know.
I feel like a sick.
How do you weigh the weight of this arc?
Those are what are they fucking like one point two million kilograms?
All right.
Yeah, it's well by comparison, the Titanic weighed about fifty three million kilograms based on the density of sea water.
They figured out an empty box shape arc would float with with its whole only dipping point three four meters into the water.
What's the name of those fucking bags that you put your like clothes or so where it's like it vacuum sealed?
Is this a vacuum?
So biological material animal science is about one animal.
So they had eight point seven million species to account for point seven million to put in the arc.
Right.
Yes.
Their estimates put Noah's cargo from around two thousand to fifty thousand animals.
Wait, what?
That doesn't that doesn't know.
Because like the dimensions of Noah's Ark like exist like it's like the fucking blueprints to the thing do and it's like small cubits measuring cubits, which is like a kilobyte.
I guess they calculated it based on two point one five million sheep and they decided it would flow on Cyprus on a Cyprus wood arc, the size of a small cargo ship.
Well, the weight was just a pit of sheet.
Just imagine the whore.
That would be he just open a door and it's just like fucking two million.
She's gone.
Literally a hundred thousand on the bottom of the pile just suffocating under the sheep.
There's a sheep everywhere.
God screams just get worse.
No, that's how you get to go to the goats and it's literally.
So like also imagine two hundred two two million two point five million sheep all buying at the same time.
That would be that would be a loud it would be like fucking way louder than a concert forty days and forty nights.
And it's all gone.
Noah's like, oh my God, shut the fuck up.
All day with this.
I don't think he'd want to exist after.
I don't think he's going to exist after the sheep have ruined my sanity.
I no longer believe that I need to save the world with all these animals.
We shouldn't exist.
I've seen the true horror of them.
Just a lot of Bible stories are like that.
It's just like they just seem like out of like not.
They do.
They're all like fairy tale.
Right.
Yeah.
Like this, this one dude's hair was like long and then some bitch cut it and he lost his strength.
Like that happens.
And how many of religions that sound just like that do we just dismiss as fake on a daily basis?
Yeah.
So listen.
And then I asked my parents, I'm like, well, how could you know where does strength come from?
God gave it to him.
And it's like, OK, well, how could he doesn't give strength to people now?
And it's like, oh, well, that was the old God used to do that.
It's like it's in the Old Testament.
The Old Testament's a fucking wild ride, the New Testament's more about like be cool to each other, be righteous to each other, be excellent to each other.
Like fucking Bill and Ted.
You see, that's what Buddhism does.
But without the storybook, shut the fuck up.
So listen, let's talk about.
I'm just saying.
So Christian.
Let's talk about Mass Effect and how great of a game series that is.
That was such a transition to Mass Effect.
You ever play Mass Effect?
I haven't.
Dude, it's fantastic.
I always read it in radiology.
They say there's no midline shift or Mass Effect.
And I'm like, man, that sounds bad ass.
Dude, Mass Effect is such a good fucking game.
The storyline in that game, the first one's clunky as.
Aaaaaaah!
Test one, two, test.
Hello.
Oh, wow. It's not my mic.
Yeah, it's not that.
What the hell happened?
I think it was me.
I might have touched the fucking hub.
But like the storyline in Mass Effect is fucking fantastic.
So why don't you give us a schizophrenic schizophrenic game review?
Oh, boy.
Of Mass Effect.
I can I can add in tidbits.
So there's this cat named Commander Shepard.
So we got the fucking echo now.
We do?
I do.
Oh, yeah, there is.
Yes.
OK, this is perfect.
Schizophrenic movie reviews.
Game Edition.
So we're going to talk about Mass Effect today.
One of my favorite game series.
So first off, you got this cat named Commander Shepard.
Now, Commander Shepard, you can choose three backstories for him.
You can be a war hero.
You can be ruthless or you can be a sole survivor and war hero.
You fucking went through and you fucking saved like a fucking planet by yourself.
This isn't schizophrenic enough.
Oh, no, it's going to get schizophrenic.
It's just literally a conspiracy theorist.
Just a real listener.
That's what Commander Shepard is.
He's just a huge conspiracy theorist.
He's us if we got put in this situation.
You get shit on for two games.
So the first game fucking will go war hero Shepard because that's what I always do.
So Shepard, he's a man from Earth.
He's a commander in the Alliance Military.
The Alliance Military.
So this motherfucker is a captain in the Alliance Military.
And then the first mission, it like shows him.
He's like looking out in the fucking space and like Commander Shepard's this fucking cool guy.
He's a real cool guy that we really like.
And then he's just like, all right, Shepard, we got a mission for you.
So then before the mission, you meet this guy.
And who's the fucking who's the specter that comes on the first mission?
What the fuck was his name?
Fuck.
There's there's a guy who's a specter and a specter is basically like an intergalactic police officer that doesn't really have rules that are like the top top of the top.
Like they're like in the Navy SEAL equivalent of like of like space.
But there's like a bunch of different types of aliens.
And we'll just we'll talk about them when they come along.
So first mission, you go down to this fucking planet and like it's being attacked by these fucking weird looking zombie motherfuckers.
And then like you're fucking mowing these motherfuckers down.
And this bitch called Ashley comes up to you and she's like, we're being attacked.
Ashley's hot, too. Yeah, Ashley's hot.
Kinda. She's a space race.
I'm gonna look her up while you're talking.
She's Ashley Williams.
She's a space race.
That's a name.
Wait, is it? Yeah, it's Ashley Williams.
Oh, isn't that the name of the dude from Evil Dead?
Yeah, Ash Williams, too.
Yeah, that's yeah.
That's what I was like, yeah.
Right. But I made that connection now.
So this motherfucker comes and this motherfucker comes up to you and she's just like, we're being attacked by weird aliens.
What the fuck do we do?
And Commander Shepard's like being so Commander Shepard's super autistic in the first two games.
He's not honestly after playing through all of them.
He's kind of autistic in all three.
Yeah. So he's like super autistic and he's just like, so where is this invasion happening?
She's like, are you kidding?
It's right here.
Did you see these fucking guys?
So then they fucking fight their way to this goddamn fucking dude.
And like these guys called the Turians are like, they're Sarin fucking.
So these guys called the Turian are like giant, like space people with like metal skin and like, like, like flanges, flanges coming off the back of their head.
So like just just picture that.
So in these motherfuckers, there's this guy called Sarin and he was like a specter, too.
And then there's the one specter who's also a Turian and who's like, oh, Sarah, what's up, buddy?
And in Sarah's just like, oh, well, boom.
He blows his head off and he's just like and Shepard sees he's like, what the fuck was that?
This is all the first mission of the first game.
So we said, what the fuck was that?
And they're like, he was just come out on Xbox.
Yeah, the first one was like they were all like, yeah, they were three sixty PS3 era games.
But you can get them, you can get the legacy collection.
And it's so fucking good. If you haven't played it, play it.
It's fucked. You'll you'll fall in love with the game.
So then these motherfuckers go and they're like, Sarah was looking for a goddamn beacon and fucking Shepard's like, what was a beacon?
What is a beacon? And they're like, it's over.
So over there. What the fuck? And then he goes over and then fucking Ashley Williams goes up and he's just like, she's like, this is what this is the part that's going to freak you out.
Not freak you out. But this is where it gets good.
So Ashley Williams goes up to the beacon. She's like, what the fuck is that thing?
And starts like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
And then fucking she like looks at it, she has to touch it and then Shepard's like, don't touch it.
He like throws her out of the way.
And then he just goes, and then he's fucking pulled up into the air like he does like a crucifix fucking like pose.
And then like a fucking PTSD flashback is just shown into his fucking brain.
He watched a civilization that took place before the humans just fucking get annihilated by like these weird spider things.
So he's like, fuck, man.
So it was like they were like precursors to humans like millions of years ago.
The protheans.
The protheans. He watched the prothean race get wiped out.
And up to this point, humanity was just smart enough to know that they existed, but they knew like nothing about them.
Oh, yeah.
So and it's and it's not precursor to like just it was like precursors.
Precursors to like, yeah, like the galaxy that like and the alliance that they had made because they talked about the massive relays because that's another big part.
So the Mass Effect Relay, dude, this is going to take forever, but it's fucking this might be too much to unpack.
Yeah, I think it really might be.
So fucking the Mass Effect Relays are these giant like space fucking structures that have like a blue like force in the middle.
And like there's a bunch of like metal rings flying around it.
But it actually allows for intergalactic travel like you can like go faster than light.
Yeah, like slingshots you.
It's like it's like, you know, how like another part of the galaxy.
So you know how like when we do like a slingshot around the moon to get to another planet like imagine that but galactic levels like you go around this.
And it just goes, boom, shoots you out.
So then fucking Saren kills this motherfucker fucking Shepherd gets fucking PTSD fucking blasted in the brain and he gets unconscious and he wakes up in the med bay and Choclus, Dr.
Choclus comes up and she's like, Shepherd, are you OK?
He just goes, I had a bad dream.
And she was like, well, you're you're fucking neurons were fried, but I'm happy to see you're alive because you shouldn't be. And he's just like, huh, interesting.
And he goes up to the bridge and like they're like, you saw it.
And it was fucking Keith David.
Commander Shepherd has the deck.
And then Keith David, the fucking like voice acting black guy whose fucking voice is phenomenal.
He was like the commander of like the of the bridge at that point.
He was like, Shepherd, what happened down there?
And he's just like, he's like, I don't know.
I had a PTSD flashback and then, you know, shit happened.
And then he's just like, we have to and he goes and then Saren killed this guy.
And they're like, all right, we got to go talk to the council.
And you go to the fucking you go to Citadel, which is like a giant space station with like the Citadel DLC.
Oh, my God. What if you play the entire game and then you play the DLC, the Citadel DLC?
It's the best DLC you'll ever play in your entire life.
I have. Do you want do you want me to just abbreviate this before Casey Trump comes down and kills us to Mass Effect 2?
I can bring us there. All right. Yeah.
So just so I just want to introduce the main characters.
So we got fucking still doing autistic game reviews.
So we got so we got Commander Shepherd, which is the main character.
We got Liara to Sony, who is basically a blue sexy alien lady with tentacles for head.
Like she has like a human face with tentacles. You got Kate and the Lanko and Kate and the Lanko is this big.
Like the like this straight edge like fucking like cool guy.
You got Ashley Williams, who's a space racer to be gay to he could be he could be.
He could be gay. He's by he's by and he doesn't become bi until three.
No, two. No, it's three. Oh, it is. Yeah, it is.
So Ashley Williams, the space racist.
You got best girl Tally Zora. Oh, my God. She is a space alien.
Garis Vicarion. No, Rex.
Erd not Rex. Erd not Rex. Fucking dinosaur man himself.
Shepherd. Shepherd.
So we got those guys and you and you meet them along the way.
Tally is very schizophrenic. So fucking Tally is my fucking girl and I would die for her.
But that is a difference. That's a different segment for a different time.
So let's just kick it to Mass Effect 2. What can we sum up Mass Effect 1 as?
Fuck that. I think we'll continue this next time.
We got an hour till closing in Anchorage, Alaska. Game stop.
I'm interested. I might actually go home and watch YouTube videos about Mass Effect.
It's so good. You should play it. I actually play it because.
And the game gives you so much choice.
There's characters that you can kill off in one. And two.
Yeah. And like or there's characters that you somehow save in one that will come back in three.
But if you end up playing it, try to save everybody because it makes the story so much better.
It does. Do a good play through Paragon. There's Paragon Renegade.
There's nothing worse than going through one not knowing how badly your fucking choices affect it.
Because the game is wildly different in terms of like the cast.
If you make choices that you shouldn't. And guess what?
They're just replaced with like bad characters. Yeah. All the characters that die get replaced with shitty characters.
So keep all their. If you can save somebody fucking save them.
Like in one of them. OK. At the end of one. Just the last point. I'll do it.
Just to show you like the type of choices you have to make.
You have to choose between Ashley and Kaden, who are your squad mates that you take on like with every game.
You need to choose. And one of them does die. You can't stop. You cannot save both of them.
And that character remains your squad mate. They're not in two.
They're in two. They're just not your squad mate. And then they come back in three.
But you're literally killing off a character who has insane development.
Either way. But everybody else you can save.
And if you don't save them, you will fucking lose out on so much shit.
Because I lost out on on who was the scientist guy in two.
Oh, I don't. Martin. Morton. Morton. Morton.
I lost out on him because I got him killed in the suicide mission my first time.
And fucking I missed out on one of the best fucking scenes in the entire game because I fucked up into like do everything you can into.
Because a lot of people can die into a lot of people.
So what did you have to say about dreams?
No, I was just saying, um, because we were getting deep before we should talk.
We should get back into that shit. We should talk about dreams and dreams we've had.
Lucid dreams. I'm trying to fix this. I have I've practiced lucid dreaming and it's actually pretty cool.
What? I'm trying to get out before midnight. What time we got here?
Blood on fire. Yeah, we got a fucking fire. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck in.
You ever practice lucid dreaming? You ever try it? It's dangerous, man.
Why do you think it's dangerous? You can contact things that aren't fucking human.
Like you can contact like demons and shit too. You can contact an anthill you kicked over.
Yeah, I think so. When I was doing it, um, I don't fuck with it.
I had one dream where so what the way I was doing it that I was reading online is you would try reality check.
Try and stay conscious while you're falling asleep and try and like, like keep your attention active.
It's hard. It's hard to explain. Just be aware that you're falling asleep.
I was like the like check your hands like be like 10 fingers, 10 toes type thing, 10 fingers, 10 toes.
And if you wait and if you look down, you have like four fingers, you know, you're dreaming.
Yeah. Type shit. Dude, it's it's legit. I remember I had this one dream where it was my my boss.
I used to work at Home Depot when I was like 23. That's where you crash your motorcycle.
22. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I crashed when I was 19. But yeah, I was working at Home Depot.
But my my boss came and he landed a forklift. It had helicopter blades on it. Right.
And he landed it like a, you know, like a helicopter. And I was like, yo, I'm like, this is a dream.
And I'm fully aware that this is a dream. And I like got in the forklift and took it off like a helicopter.
And I was like, cool, that was one. And then there's another one where I was like, did you see the hat man?
No, I used to play this. It's so hard to stay in a lucid dream because once you know you're dreaming, I feel like you wake up.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why do you think that is? I don't know. Your brain knows.
Yeah. But why doesn't it let you? Because you're you're contacting different dimensions, man.
You can't fucking do that. It puts the guard up. Yeah. So you don't do things that like can break the reality. Yeah.
Yeah. And dreaming, I think it has a purpose and it has a random purpose.
I remember I started lucid dreaming once and it was the end of a nightmare.
I was getting chased by like this weird little girl that was trying to kill me.
I had some weird dreams as a kid, but she was shooting a rocket launcher at me.
And as soon as she fired the rocket launcher at me and it was like in a traffic tunnel, it was a very weird and fucked up dream.
But I was like, I'm dreaming. Like, I don't need to let this rocket hit me.
This doesn't need to be the end of the dream. And I just slowed the rocket down, caught it and then just fucking needed it back and like destroyed her.
And I was like, all right, like, what can I do? And I just started flying around the city that this took place in.
And then I only went for like 25 seconds and then it was over. It's like when you go out of bounds in a video game.
Yeah. That's like the thing where it's like the KFC.
Yeah. And then the game knows that you're fucking doing something you shouldn't be and it glitches out and stops, like freezes.
And that's like what the dream was like. It was like, I know I was supposed to die there, but I fucked this chick up.
All right. What can I do before they kick me out? Yeah.
I get banned from your own dream. The one thing I will say, have you ever done any sort of sensory deprivation?
Because that shit's fucking meditation. I've done. I've done sensory deprivation.
12 pills of Benadryl and that stuff pretty much sensory deprivation.
12? Yeah. Which is how many milligrams is that?
That's enough to get like a light, light delirium. Yeah.
Is that enough to see the hat?
Take it 30. Take it 30 is like when you see the hat, man. Yeah. 300 milligrams.
Yeah. You can get really, you can do a shitload of that. You can do like two grams of Benadryl and get fucked up.
Yeah. But it's horrible. Yeah. It's not an awful trip. I don't. Yeah.
It's always a nightmare. I talked about delirium the first episode I was on.
They're fucking, it's wild. Like there's some people who have like just like a very bizarre, like they see horrific things, but they come back and they're like, well, I wasn't scared, but it was not pleasant.
And then those are like those seasoned of drug users that have done every hard substance out there.
I had a lot of auditory hallucinations. Like I was just laying in bed and like hear music or like one time I was like laying in bed after I did a bunch of Benadryl and I like heard my grandparents on the other side of me like talking.
Oh my God. That's freaky. Yeah.
I've gotten to that point with melatonin before where it's like, like, cause my girlfriend does so much fucking melatonin. I take like one of her pills and I'm like, but like one day I was just like,
give me like three, which was like an absurd dosage. Cause I take for melatonin a 10th of what one of her pills are. I take point one melatonin and hers are five milligrams a piece.
So I was fucking like zooted and her roommate is like fucking 40 milligram fucking tablets that like just fucked her up. Yeah. They're not good for you.
They're terrible. I was listening to this interview with Andrew Huberman on, I think it was Joe Rogan.
Joe Rogan. He was saying that melatonin shouldn't even be legal. If he said, if you understand how it works, it's fucking brutal. And what it does, it should not be your body does.
And you can buy it off a shelf. If you take too much, you can buy it off a shelf. Yeah. Yeah. And it reduces the amount of fucking melatonin. Like they make melatonin vapes.
I stopped taking it because it didn't do anything for me. After a while. Yeah. Yeah. After like you need to keep upping the dosage. That's why I just fucking like 40 milligram. Yeah.
It's the hormone. And he says that you can't sleep without it. He said melatonin induces puberty in children, like either induces it or stops it.
And he says we use melatonin and like rat studies to like either like induce or stop like puberty. Interesting. Yeah. He goes. It should not be legal.
He goes somewhere along the lines. It was like not regulated and it got onto the market. He goes.
It absolutely should not be legal. This is a neuroscientist saying I have no idea why people are fucking taking this stuff. Yeah.
You can you literally can like borderline trip on that, though, if you fight it, because my girlfriend says and she like laughs about like it's a game.
But I always like ask because the dosage she does and she'd just be like, yeah, sometimes I play this little game with myself where I fight it. Yeah.
Yeah. I start hearing shit and like seeing stuff when my eyes are shot. I'm like taking 12 Benadryl is like that.
Yeah. And I took three of her pills and I never take melatonin one night because I got home from a podcast like fucking two and I work at six.
And I just remember I was sitting there like borderline having a panic attack.
How profound the auditory hallucinations were. It was like it was like that crowded room shit that you talked about, like sleep paralysis.
It was like that. That's pretty common. And it was a hallucination. But it was so loud.
Like usually, like I feel like I'll hear like a crowd like if I'm sleep deprived. But it's like it's a quiet crowd.
Like it's the it's like if you were watching a loud video on your phone at a low volume. Right.
But when I fucking took that melatonin, it was like fucking volume max in my fucking ear like how the fuck am I supposed to fall asleep this one time?
I had this auditory hallucination. I was sleeping in my car on the side of the road.
Was this like the time where you were fucking plastered and you got thrown in your car by the Latinos?
No, I was I was coming home from work. Were you here for that story? No. Oh, that's the Latinos. Yeah, my Spanish friends. Yeah, your Spanish friends.
Now, this was I was coming home from work. I used to get out at two in the morning and I just sometimes I was just so tired.
I didn't want to make it home, so I'd pull over and sleep and I started having this auditory hallucination where this guy is like asshole.
Hey, asshole. And I hear tapping like metallic sound on glass.
Get the fuck out of the car, asshole. Get the fuck out of the car.
And then I wake up and I look over and it was a state trooper tapping a Glock on my window.
Get the fuck out of the car, asshole. And I'm like, oh, this is real life.
Oh, shit. How many times do you get fucking stopped by the cops?
I love when sound penetrates into your dreams. Like your alarm clock will just somehow find its way in.
And then you wake up and you're like, fuck. I knew that was real.
I was having a dream where my fucking alarm was going off and I kept on like going on my phone in my dream and like turning my alarm off.
But I could continually hear my what the fuck. I'm like going insane. I'm like, shut off.
And then you wake up and you're like, I am so fucking late for work.
What were you doing wrong? I was well, apparently sleeping is wrong.
And I thought you were like fucking overdosed. Oh, of course you did. Yeah.
So I wake up and I'm like, what the fuck? So I get out of the car, right?
Because I could like see through the window. There's like he had something on. Right.
So I knew it wasn't just some guy. Like it took a second though. I'm like, I'm trying to wake up.
I'm like, what the fuck? I'm getting I have a gun pointed at me right now.
So I get out. Was it like the back end of the Glock or was the front of the front? Yeah.
Why did he on the holster for that? Right.
I talked to somebody about that and they were like, dude, instantly suspended. Yeah. Instantly.
I was going to say that is ridiculous. They did that. Yeah.
So he I went to the front of my car. He's like, empty your pockets.
So I had like a bunch of fucking Nutter Butter rappers and like candy rappers like what is happening?
And he's like looking at my floorboard, like tossing out other rappers and stuff.
They're like, God, I hope this is a fucking dream. He's like, all right.
He's like, you haven't been drinking. I'm like, no, I'm coming from work, dude.
I work at Home Depot. Right. I just like couldn't make it home.
I'm tired. I was sleeping on the side of the road. Were you like on a highway or like?
No, but I was under a bridge, which is like apparently they don't like that.
Because it just seems like a sketchy place. Yeah. Yeah.
But to me, it felt like protected because it's under a bridge. But I was just like, dude, if I kept driving, I'm going to kill somebody because I'm like falling asleep at the wheel.
So anyway, he's like, all right, you're going to be OK to make it home.
It's like, yeah, I'll be fine. I'm fucking wide awake. Thanks. Thanks for caring.
Anyway, yeah, you should pull up that Huberman clip on on your own and on Rogan.
Yeah. Yeah. Pull that up because the way he describes it, he thinks Joe Rogan uses Rogaine.
Definitely not. If he is using it, it's not working. He's a Bosley dude.
I know he uses a lot of TRT. I know he fucking done a lot of steroids. Yeah.
Not a fan, dude. You know, one of these podcasts, we should all do Deterra.
What's that? We should all do Deterra. No, the fuck is that?
That's the one we're talking about, like the third episode. Yeah, that's the that's the flower of the devil.
Has some sort of a ridiculously powerful benefit to it.
Not not encouraging people to smoke, but you know, you could take it in various forms, particularly gum.
I know people take it in gum just for the nootropic benefit of it.
Yeah, I'm not encouraging people to take anything, but there's a very, very famous Nobel Prize winning neuroscientist who I went to his office to visit him in New York.
And he mentioned seven pieces of Nicorette during the half hour meeting. This is about nicotine.
First of all, it increases plasticity. And second of all, he has the belief and this is not.
I think there's one one about melatonin where he says, oh, my God, I'm going to punch Ali Mack.
Why? Yeah, I couldn't find that one. It's very nihilistic.
Sorry. That's what the fuck are you talking about? He just goes into how nihilistic, how fucked up it actually is.
I just want to punch. All right, we got 45 minutes for GameStop to be close.
I don't know, because on my computer, it says it might be New Year's Day hours.
Let's try this one. OK, let's just go for it.
Nine oh seven five two two one two five four. All right, stand by.
I got a star six seven this first. Yeah. What is it?
I don't even know if star six seven works. Nine oh seven five two two one two five four one two five four.
Yeah. All right. What game are we asking about?
You try to buy an Xbox series as I should describe massive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check it out. What is those?
He had out of space. You're trying to buy a fight.
The rapist is fighting spider things. They got lasers. They got lasers and shit.
Dude, it's the great. You're trying to buy the Xbox series as right.
Yeah, and you're trying to ask about all the games that are on it.
So you can ask about old games. You can ask about like Mass Effect. Ask about movies.
Ask about Nintendo games to I don't. I don't know a lot about like Xbox series as though.
That's exactly that would be good then because it's like Don Juan's like trying to buy a new Xbox with all the old games.
They got that game with a little bit. You got that biscuit.
No Xbox series acts because then they'll take you seriously because it's expensive.
What is it? It's expensive. Which Xbox series X series X. Yeah.
So you got the Xbox came out. Is it the new one? I thought S is the new one.
No, I have the assets. The it's there's S and X. There's two of them.
They had to be playing computer games on that. I'm trying to play that game with the airplanes.
You guys can feed me stuff in the background.
Thank you for buying GameStop where we have the best selection of games, consoles, collectibles and electronics.
Right now, visit GameStop.com where you can buy your items online and pick up at the store or skip the line and place your order for same day delivery.
Now, check out our extended store hours and trade.
I want to get up so I don't laugh. We got we're the fucking veterans of this.
This is kind of the fucking game stuff.
I got a GameStop gift card for my birthday. Do I for Christmas?
I got thirty dollars for my fucking fucking sister to thirty dollars for GameStop.
Give code. I said, if I could use the game.
So I close.
You know who doesn't close is Walmart.
It might have to be asking them to say they have the series X.
Yeah, that makes more sense.
Yeah. Give me the number for Walmart and Anchorage.
Okay, I'll look it up.
There's a slight delay there.
All right, Walmart Supercenter closes 11 p.m. That's a good one.
Eagle River, Alaska, nine oh seven.
Six nine four nine seven eight zero.
Yeah, but I'd be looking for that.
I didn't. I missed it.
What was electronics?
I think it's two.
Hopefully it's not.
I got the GameStop gift card for Christmas for my sister.
I got thirty bucks.
Electronics John speaking.
May I help you?
Yeah, I'll be looking for this.
You got to do Xbox.
You got that.
We got the Xbox.
Sounds like you say the same thing about the SX.
Yeah, I got I got thirty dollars for Christmas.
I was wondering how much that thing cost.
If I could get one.
I'm about I'm about two hundred sixty dollars.
You know, do you guys got the game with the little angry dragon?
They got that one.
I'm not sure which one that is.
He like this little purple.
Those are a little purple dragon.
And he'd be loving it.
I don't think I don't think Xbox has a Spyro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Damn, I sometimes I mean, I be seeing this game.
It's an old game.
First off, let me ask you, they got DVDs you play.
You play DVDs on that.
DVDs on the Xbox.
Yeah, you'd be able to put a DVD because I like I like watching that movie with the boat that split in half and fall to the bottom of the ocean.
The old lady throws a necklace.
I'm sorry.
I got to go.
I got customers.
I'm a customer.
I'll pay a buddy.
I don't have time.
Yeah.
OK.
Yeah.
We'll talk.
Right.
He was like, I am a customer.
Oh, my God.
Thirty people in line at that point.
I got the Walmart that's opening on Anchorage.
Alaska.
Yeah.
I'm trying to spend their Christmas fucking left.
I couldn't.
I saw you like this.
I can't.
I feel so bad.
Oh, don't feel bad.
They make me feel so bad.
That guy I did feel bad for them because you could tell he was like, oh, he's like, I got a line of people.
You say I got a line, but I got customers.
I'm like, then I am a customer.
All right.
I just feel bad.
Yeah, I don't feel bad.
They're fucking pride calls.
Make me feel so bad.
Now, you got fucking made in Honolulu.
He can't do it anymore.
They're like, you know, this guy starts talking like a fucking retard on your phone.
They actually just hang up on you super quick.
No, they saw one of them.
Yeah.
No, they're like, hey, can I put you on hold real quick?
Yeah.
Fuck.
After years of doing it, like, you know, it's like they talk about it.
Yeah.
This fucking guy kept calling.
And he kept asking.
How did you get into the phone?
That was sick, though.
The first time you did that before we were even doing the podcast, like there definitely was that one employee who worked there like five years ago.
And they're like, that's the fucking guy.
There he is.
Like when their newer co-worker was explaining what happened.
It's the guy.
It had to be him.
It had to be the was he asking about Spyro?
Yeah.
And then Pac-Man, right?
Yeah.
And then fucking that game with the deal with the biscuit.
Everybody thinks the boss is the one who did it.
They think he made the story.
Like, no, man, it's fucking real.
Oh, man.
Never gets old.
Oh, my God.
It just makes me feel bad, man.
He came out of retirement.
Dude, I did.
I did one prank called like myself to a fucking like restaurant.
And I'm just like, yeah, I found a fucking cockroach in my my fucking pizza.
And like the guy's like, calm down.
I fix it.
I give you a new pizza.
I show you kitchen.
It clean.
I'm like, I'm sorry, man.
It's all right.
I don't care that much.
You guys like poor guy revamps his entire kitchen goes into debt trying to clean.
He's like, I'm sorry.
Like that's like every time I do I do prank calls or I listen to prank calls.
I feel like that gut feeling when I can just like no, come.
I it's like some Romanian guy.
He's like, no, come in.
I make you new pizza.
You can see my kitchen.
I saw I give you coupons.
My kids.
He's like, I give you my daughter.
He's like, I'm so sorry, sir.
I'm so sorry.
It's like the African-American population of Anchorage is.
That's a weird question.
Wow.
I'm guessing low.
Actually, let's say the American African-American population of all of Alaska.
Fifteen thousand.
That's a lot.
Which is five percent.
What about the entire?
What about the entire state of Alaska?
What percentage of Alaska is black?
Three point six percent.
And what is the average like 13?
I thought I.
Yeah, something like that.
How many game stops were there in the past few times?
In Anchorage, I think they were closed.
Yeah, they closed like a couple of months ago.
Damn.
Yeah, because it's New Year's Day.
It's the end tomorrow.
Callie, that show was hilarious.
Why is California not in the mix here?
It is.
Let's call Sacramento.
All right.
We've called California before.
OK.
Yeah, we should call for it was angry.
Yeah, they were angry people in California.
They're like, what do you want, man?
Oh, this one's closing soon.
Which one?
Sacramento.
No, no, no.
They'll fucking do that even better.
Nine one six.
No.
Did I ever tell you the story?
Three, three, two about Casey ordering the mocha from from the ghetto Starbucks at the hospital.
Yes.
Just bleep that.
Oh, we're on the podcast.
Yeah.
Yeah, just three hours into it.
It used to have a ghetto Starbucks in it.
Yeah.
It wasn't like a real guy.
Yeah.
No, I worked on a blue light Starbucks.
I worked on a Starbucks inside of a price chopper, which was actually like pretty good.
Yeah.
You know, it was like Starbucks quality.
Right.
But the Starbucks inside the hospital was like, like I ordered a fucking mocha latte
or something.
Yeah.
And the dude poured fucking coffee in half and then fucking what?
What did he even pour in the other half?
I think he just poorly cold milk.
Okay, so there's a back story to this and it just it wasn't all that this guy had a
do rag on behind the counter at the Starbucks.
And there's nothing wrong with that.
Like, but you know, generally that wouldn't be a tire at a real Starbucks.
Right.
I don't think.
No, no, they've worn they've seen people.
Oh, yeah.
By the way, you can't say do rag.
It's racist.
Is it?
Yeah.
What do you have to call it now?
What the fuck do you call it?
It's a bandana.
That is not a bandana.
I don't know, but there's some other things like going on.
So what are those like?
They didn't have official uniforms.
Like puffy like hats that the women wear, like like the black women, they have like
the ones that you see, like when you went on like a call to like a house where like
2 a.m. and like they wore it to like their hair.
Like what's what are those things called?
I don't know.
A weave.
No, no, no, no.
It's the weaves, the hair like they were like, like it was like almost like a.
I know what you're talking about.
It's almost like a.
All right.
Let's end this conversation anyway.
All right.
So it doesn't matter that, you know, there's nothing wrong with the do rag.
I'm just painting the picture of the scene.
It's not a bandana.
So anyway, this guy was already visibly upset.
All right.
Pacing back and forth, saying, man, looking at the line of people is like, man, I'm supposed
to go on break 10 minutes ago.
Come on.
Right.
And I'm like, oh, man, this guy's getting upset.
He does not want to be doing this right now.
So I'm just going to get a coffee.
He's going to hand me a cup and I'm going to fill it myself.
And we're just going to make this quick.
So Casey steps up and he's like, yeah, can I get a mocha?
And the guy's like, maybe.
And it was like, he looks Casey in the eyes and he goes, are you sure that's what you
want?
Casey's like, yeah, this is what I want.
Casey's like, nah, I don't understand it.
That this guy was like, not happy right now.
I'm about to lose his shit.
So you sure that's what you want?
So this guy's like throwing this shit together.
Casey, Casey, Casey, sip, son, he goes, this is the worst mocha I've ever had.
It was fucking, I swear it was half a regular coffee and half cold milk.
He's like, yeah, I'm looking at this guy.
I'm okay.
He's going to get a mocha.
It's going to be the last mocha he ever gets.
And like, oh, it was her.
It was her.
She served.
Coffee and cold milk.
Yeah, which is not all that bad, but apparently I mean, did this guy threw it together?
He's like, get the fuck out of here.
Well, the fuck is a mocha?
Those are none of like it's I work at Starbucks for a year and a half.
He was asking a mocha latte.
It's a mocha milk and fuck.
It's like chocolate syrup and espresso and hot steamed milk.
None of those ingredients were included in the I'll never forget.
I've never seen somebody like it like threaten somebody without threatening them.
He said, are you sure that's what you want?
You guys should have called.
You guys should have prank called that fucking star.
So I worked at I can I can feel I can empathize with him though, because I worked at Starbucks and sometimes I was Starbucks.
Yeah, for a year and a half in college in my first year of college.
Really?
And I was by myself one time and this is the first mocha I've ever had in my life.
I would be by myself after seven p.m. from seven to nine and I would have to go on a break.
Yeah, and it's in a grocery store.
Oh, OK.
And I'd have to put up a sign that said close be back in at like eight forty five or something.
And I was like sitting on the on the bench next to the Starbucks, like having an argument with my ex-girlfriend on the phone and like visibly upset.
It's like these two like nice middle aged people came up and they're like I was like fuck.
I like I got to go. I like went up and I was like, what's up?
And they're like, oh, you're going to finish your phone call.
And I was like, no, it's fine.
What?
You're fighting with it.
Yeah. Yeah. About what?
Oh, God, I don't even remember.
There's so many things that we find.
I couldn't tell you.
I think it was about something about the race track.
I don't know.
What?
Why?
I don't know.
Was he like, you see what they do to those horses up there?
They fuck them.
I just remember something to do with the race track.
Why?
Speaking of like speaking of race, I need to get this.
This is fucking fantastic.
Actually, we'll set off that subject.
Save that for another episode.
Ex-girlfriends are the worst.
There was this guy at Starbucks who came.
There were like regulars at Starbucks who came in.
Not to cut you off.
Did I ever tell my Price Chopper stories here?
Not to cut you off.
We talked about them when you were on orientation.
They're kind of the same kind of thing.
Yeah.
But did I ever tell the Price Chopper stories here?
No, no, no.
Oh, I could tell those after this.
That's really funny.
But no, I was just going to say there was this guy at Starbucks.
We had regulars.
Like, you know how we have regulars at the hospital?
There's this guy who would come in, order six shots of espresso.
That's it?
And be like.
Like in a cup or just like.
No, no.
Like six shots of espresso.
I'll have some of those six and sometimes it was eight.
Oh, my God.
He was like, I'll have eight shots.
He come in and be like might as well finish killing myself today.
I give it to me.
Drink the whole thing in one goal.
Oh, my God.
Did you like that?
Do it like separate little cups or did you put it all in one?
All in one like medium cup, medium cup.
How much?
How?
How many guys?
How much like like one ounce each?
So like how much?
No, one and a half.
That would be like if you fucking just chugged eight cups of coffee.
No, but like looking at it like how much?
How much of like a cup did it fill up?
Did it fill up like the whole cup?
So it was one and a half ounces each.
Yeah.
So a medium cup is twelve ounces.
That would be the equivalent of chugging about.
So like that cup.
That much espresso or maybe a little more actually the amount of the caffeine content there.
That would be like if you chugged two and a half bangs.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, that's that.
That's got to be because it's about what?
Fifty milligrams of caffeine in a cup.
It's espresso is about two hundred milligrams.
Yeah, shot.
I think I think caffeine is much more serious drug than we give it credit for.
Yeah, but it's very dehydrated.
It's very dehydrated into the brain.
Yeah.
First of all, it's it's I think a lot of people's anxiety.
I think like 40 percent of it probably comes from caffeine.
So my friend at Malta.
Oh, fuck.
You can leave that out.
My friend at my workplace earlier episodes were talking about this shit and it's not
bleep.
Exactly.
Yeah.
But like my workplace, I my buddy gave me like a caffeine pouch like because I'm trying
to get off the nicotine pouches.
I had a caffeine pouch and the caffeine pouch had like 200 milligrams of nicotine in it
or something.
Nicotine.
No, caffeine.
Oh, and like it fucking fucked me up worse than nicotine.
Yeah.
Like it like like I was like, holy shit.
Like it was like one of those things like I'm like, I'm not really feeling it.
And then like five seconds later, I'm like, oh, my God, Mastos is just a caffeine are
not meant to be fucked with.
Casey can tell you about the time I fucking slammed a bang.
Like I literally just shot of espresso at Starbucks for fun.
See how much we could do.
That would always be my order at Mohawk would be whenever I were to day shift, I'd walk
in Duncan and I asked for a double shot of espresso because it was free.
We would just make our own shots and just drink like eight of them.
That's because they wouldn't know that we were like pulling shots.
But so I'll tell you about Price Chopper real quick.
Yeah, because I actually worked for Price Chopper.
Yeah. So Price Chopper, I used to work at.
It's a it's a if anybody's a real awful place, if anybody's not from upstate New York,
it's like a grocery store.
It's like a it's like a big grocery store around here.
But I worked there for six months.
But I was deemed OK.
So first off, I have to tell you this story to show you why I was deemed too angry to
work on the front.
That's the reason why they told me I would never put you on the front end.
So they put me on the front end with shopping cart.
I had to do that like one time.
I was like, nope, never again.
So I mean like you were like a scanner and I was the bagger because I was sixteen.
OK, so they had me bagging.
And then like this guy comes up to my my what would you call a partner like like cashier
maybe just cashier cashier.
So he comes up to my cashier and he's like she like double scan an item by mistake.
You know what happens?
You know, you can just go into the machine and like take it out.
And the guy's like, I saw you double scan that whore.
And he just started fucking like, oh my god, awful things like fucking call her a slut,
a whore that she's fucking like what she's doing this because daddy isn't paying her
rent anymore.
And she's like she started like crying.
And I'm like, that was the last straw for that guy.
I wonder what had happened in his day to lead him to that point.
And that was just the last thing to give us.
You fucking cunt.
But like I like I talked to him like, dude, like like I was like in the bag like section.
I go, dude, you don't need to talk to her like that.
That's like, dude, calm down.
And he goes points his finger directly in my face like this close to my face.
And he goes, I wasn't talking to you, bad boy.
Now bag my groceries like a good little boy.
And I go, oh, OK.
So I took his fucking like 30 thing of eggs like the big like thing of eggs.
And I took his gallon of milk.
I went, there you go.
I fucking slide over.
I'm going to talk to your manager.
I fucking hope you do, bud.
And fucking then I get fucking like 15 minutes later.
Can you get your damn phone?
You know, totally.
Totally customer service.
So I walk up and my fucking boss, I think his name is Mike.
Mike's like sitting there doing like the finger pyramid thing.
He's just like, Mr. Lee, Mike, call me Tyler.
And he goes, OK, Tyler, he goes, what happened there?
And I go, I don't know what you're talking about.
I would just tell the truth like this fucking guy was being aggressive.
But then he's like, so we had a customer come up and said that you smashed all his eggs.
We had to recuperate him on those eggs.
And I'm like, OK.
And he goes, and he goes, so he said that you smashed his eggs.
And I go, he made so and so cry by yelling at her and calling her like all these terrible names.
He goes, I understand where you're coming from, but we can't do that type of thing here at Price Shopper.
And I go, uh-huh.
And he goes, he goes, oh, there's another reason.
He goes, well, we had a couple complaints about you at the front end.
So we're going to have you do maintenance with us.
And I'm like, OK.
But then another thing for the second story that I got a quote unquote complaint about.
Some guy was like, all right, I got all my shit.
Can I get an order of USA cigarettes?
And I'm like, OK.
And I went over and I got like the fucking blue pack because there's like 17 different packs of USA.
I thought you couldn't get tobacco.
You couldn't take them out of the thing.
You couldn't technically.
But like my cashier is like, just go get it.
So I'm like, OK.
So I went up and I got him that.
He's like, I feel like call the manager every time I want to get alcohol.
Really?
They were like, yeah, just go get it.
I'm like, OK.
So I went back and I got it.
And he's like, I didn't ask for those color.
I asked for USA cigarettes.
And I'm like, it says USA cigarettes right here.
And he goes, go back and get me the other pack.
And I go, there's four more packs.
He goes, you know what's what I'm talking about.
And I go, not really.
But I went back and I got him the red pack.
And I'm like, here.
And he goes, are you fucking retarded or something?
He goes, I want to go.
He wanted gold.
He really like, which one do you fucking want?
And I went back and I got gold.
And he just goes, oh, finally, this fucking retard finally got me the cigarettes I want.
Now he goes, and now I need help with my bags back to my car.
What's the African American population of water?
I'm going to bleep that out.
So this will take a while to edit this.
And then he just claps.
So he's like, I'm going to do it.
I go, I'm not going to help you because you are perfectly able.
And we only do that for disabled people.
And he just goes, I am disabled.
And I go, why are you disabled?
He goes, I have autism.
And I go, so do I.
He just goes, fuck you, man.
I'll do it myself.
And I go, good.
And then I got a complaint about that.
And then I got moved to maintenance.
So I'm in maintenance.
And I'm, drop that.
So I got moved to maintenance.
And I'm doing the shit.
And they always made me clean the refrigeration units, which was like the worst job.
Bro, you ever think about if you get stuck in the freezer?
Yeah.
So they go in the freezer and be like, what if someone shuts it?
What if someone fucking shuts this?
I can't get out.
So the refrigeration units at my store, there was a door at the freezer aisles and shit.
There was a door in between two freezer aisles.
And you'd have to go in and swipe off all the coils and shit.
And they always made me do that because it was the worst job and I was an asshole.
And I would be doing that.
And then I'd get that.
Come to my office, please.
I'm like, but that's just the refrigeration room.
Yeah.
Like there's another room that's just a freezer.
Yeah, that's just a freezer.
Yes.
Yeah.
I worked in a fucking warehouse on a fucking would wear winter gear and work in two rows
of a warehouse all day in zero degree temperature.
I don't want to hear you bitching.
I would have to be there to Starbucks fucking fucking coworker that looked like Santa.
So I was doing numbers, bro.
He knew how to do that job.
So I was like, okay.
So I went to the front office and they're like, he's doing the finger pyramid shit again.
And he just goes, Mr. Lee.
And I'm like, yeah, Mike, what's up, man?
And he just goes, so we're going to have you.
He did that.
I'm going to have you clean up the beer aisle.
And I go, why'd I have to get cut off to the front for this?
You could have just sent someone back.
He goes, well, there was a incident that happened there.
And I go, what kind of incident are we talking about?
And he just goes, send in the A team.
He goes, well, somebody relief themselves in front of the beer coolers.
And I go, number one or number two.
He goes, both.
I go, I don't get paid enough to do this shit.
He goes, well, if you deny this, we can fire you.
I'll be like, all right, I'll do your job for you.
And I took off my fucking work shirt.
I go, I quit and I fucking threw it down.
Really?
Yeah.
That's for you.
I thought that didn't get cleaned because I didn't do it.
But um, so before that I never found somebody willing to do it.
So before that, I was in the parking lot and like at Price Chopper, you can only carry,
you can only push 10 carts.
It's like part of their fucking like thing.
And I had 10 carts.
So I'm like going through with like the stupid like winch that they have and I'm pushing
it back and some lady comes up and she's just like, Oh, can I put my cart here?
I'm like, I store policy.
I can only take 10 carts.
You can put it back in there.
I'll be right back out for it.
She's like, I'm trying to help you.
And I go, yeah, and I go, and I go, you're not helping me.
And I go, I got to do this.
This is, this is like store policy.
And she goes, goes, Oh, are you, are you trying to backstab me?
And I'm like, I don't give a shit lady.
I really don't fucking care.
You think I let me tell her, I'm like, do you think this guy gives a shit about anything?
I also had fucking piss blonde dyed hair pierced ears and painted nails at this point.
So I'm like, do you think this guy cares?
People are awful.
No matter what, whether it's retail or like medical, coal fields or like, yeah, whatever.
But I, and then like literally during the summertime, I'd like take all the things out
and they're like, all right, you're on carts now kid.
You're too angry to do anything else.
So I'd be sitting out there and like, and like fucking gets demoted to the fucking sewer.
The only thing we let this kid do is bag groceries.
He fucked that up.
He told him to clean the freezers.
He fucked that up.
So let's put him in the parking lot.
Let's just stick him in the sewer and fucking tell him to clean the sewer.
Let's just have him play in traffic out front with the carts.
Hopefully he'll sort himself out.
So I was playing with, I was doing the cart shit and like every time, because like I was
a fucking king at getting carts back, I'd do fucking 10 clip.
I'd do a 10 on a clip at a time, fucking get through that shit and just sit there.
I'd fucking sit in the fucking like little like fucking like, like, no, like the little,
the little like 10 like that shanties that they have for the cards that sit out there
and I'd be smoking cigarettes at 16 years old and like they fucking get one car.
I'd break and like it get to the point where I'd literally just take one cart back at a
time because that was the only ones left.
And then they came out.
They're like, what the fuck are you doing?
We find this.
What I used to, I made a Starbucks cup tower up to the ceiling one day because it was so
dead.
So I was doing that shit like they'd come out the back.
Are you smoking?
I'm like, yeah.
And they're like, how old are you?
I'm like old enough.
Dude, I was, that's when it started, dude.
I was a terrible employee on a fucking 16.
I've gotten better.
We should get the vests that the lot attendance where yeah, and we should just go and treat
people like shit.
Hey, listen, lady, take your fucking cart back to the front.
Don't complain about you.
I don't even fucking work here.
People can be awful though.
Like when I worked at Starbucks, one of my coworkers got like second degree burns because
some lady fucking was like upset with her coffee order and just threw it all over arms.
She got all over arms and she has like scars from it.
Dude, that's assault.
Yeah, I saw what a deadly weapon.
I don't know.
I don't know if like they were like an acid attack.
Oh, that's that.
Oh my God, that's so bad.
Yeah, but I was like one day like I was like cleaning the tables and now I wasn't cleaning
the tables.
The other restaurant was like responsible for cleaning the tables and I was like working
in the Starbucks like helping somebody and this guy comes up.
He's like these tables are fucking clean and like go clean these tables.
I'm like those are actually the the restaurant over there's tables.
I have to ask them and he's like I want to speak to your manager and I want the
tables clean out.
I'll be like I was like I'm sorry Bama.
I'm going to clean these tables for a second,
and no I went and clean them and she was like it's okay.
It's okay. He's an asshole and I went and clean the tables and the manager came
over and he's like what's up, sir, and he like took care of his order.
He's like okay, goodbye and he didn't say anything to me like the manager didn't
talk to me about it.
Dude, I spent more time in the manager's office at price shopper than I think
actually doing.
I was when I worked at Lowe's.
You worked at Lowe's.
I worked at Lowe's for two weeks and one time I just remember it was the last day
so they I had one week of training and then they put me on my own and I was
working like shitty shifts.
I was like six to fucking like I can't even remember like 4 p.m.
and it was just agonizing because they wouldn't let you sit down as a cashier
and I just remember the last day of my second week when I had been cleared.
This guy came through and he had like enough shit to build a fucking house and he
was just scanning.
I was scanning every individual little item like all these like 35 different
types of screws and all this shit and he's giving me fucking attitude about
missing it.
But I like some items weren't scanning so I had the manager over the manager was
being a dickhead to me and then they just didn't schedule me after that like
they were supposed to and I just never fucking I didn't do anything about it
and then my shopper literally cut people's hours to under 35 because they
didn't want to pay anybody full time.
You have everybody working third I think 34 hours a week just so they didn't
have to give anybody benefits.
Oh my God for me for me.
I mean I was full time and like I could have had benefits of I wanted them but
fucking I am I they just didn't they forgot to schedule me and I just didn't
show up.
I went back to my landscaping job and just never quit and then like two months
later they're like hey are you interested in working here or like we kind
of it's not technically job abandonment because it's our fault we didn't
schedule you but you also never quit.
So yeah I'd be like yeah I'm mowing a lawn right now.
But no you're I fucking hated my time there like I got my W to your good like
me I have a dream and like take me off your roster.
I guess like you terminate me I am I fired like yeah I had a dream I was
working at Starbucks and I was like aren't I a nurse.
What when I quit Starbucks I just didn't show up like I never told anybody I was
I was quitting he stopped like I just didn't show up and my manager called me
like two weeks later and I was on a shift at Mohawk like orientation and I
was like yeah no I'm not coming in like ever.
I was like bye.
Did I ever tell you that my so price server was my first job and my second job
was my summer job between high school and college.
I was a grave digger really yeah no shit yeah I dug graves for good like summer
there dude they'd call me and they'd be like all right we got to great they paid
me a hundred bucks per grave so you dig him but what's actually the worst job
you've ever had.
There is a great there.
What about you warehouse what you were I mean I really say I don't know but how
long did you work there.
I work there for three months and it was the most agonizing monotonous thing I
was making twenty five dollars an hour like it's so hard to leave because I was
just like fuck I'm just going to work one more week and then I'll fucking go
does Jeff Bezos own the company.
Actually I don't know who the owner it's Fortune 500 though it supplies massive
fast food chains.
What about you what's the worst job you know it's not I had this job doing it
was like oh the fucking the organ job.
Oh Jesus yeah that's all you were flying did you sit talk about that on the
podcast yeah he did no he talked about that on the on the ambulance no he's
talking about it here too yeah because they get freaked me out what is it he
would like to I was the job most the job so it was organ procurement but it was
like not the one where they keep like the body alive to get like the harvest
the organs it was the secondary stuff that like you can wait 24 hours in the
morgue to get got to like skin.
Oh yeah yeah you did you did talk about this I remember it now it was brutal
yeah and by this by the second one I was like yeah no I'm good like on this like
and then they're like oh well you know we still need somebody like work around
the office and stuff but yeah no that was by far the absolute worst job ever
there's nothing clinical about it it was just like you felt a little vulture yeah
yeah and it's like you could tell like even the like nurses and stuff like
treated you like you guys done yet like get out of here like you guys fucking
are you treated like like a third-rate citizen kind of yeah you're doing dirty
it was nasty dirty deeds done dirt cheap dude yeah paid by the part they pulled
really really that's fucked you got commission on it.
You got commission on body parts math I was like fucking terrible we sure got
commission on bodies at the fucking ambulance company do the worst before
but it was they took this guy's it's really brutal when they take the iliac
crest oh fuck he talked about this one time and I was like I always remember it
yeah and they for some reason that's like a part that people need I think
either would like hip replacements or something maybe reason yes it's just yeah
I don't know why you need the iliac crest but um dude don't they use like a
bun saw for that no dude they use a chisel literally a flat chisel and a metal
hammer right so they pull all the bones and the legs right and it was just like
a production line right like somebody pulls them out there's like a sterile
area and they get tested on like that's gonna fuck with your head how many germs
dude it fucked me up for I was real fucked up for a couple weeks and then
like just kind of fucked up for like probably you end up even getting that job
why did you just because the credential that I had it was like one of the things
they listed in like the indeed thing they're like okay people who have this
credential all right yeah mt experience yeah yeah so I'm like oh that might be
something different and they said oh you can make a hundred thousand dollars a
year it's like once you do the math no you can you'd have to like live in like
the operating room with dead bodies so how long was it before you like quit oh
I said the second second day it felt so dirty right dude all right you just got
to get that's got to be depressing you've got to have such a you're just
in a question on life but sharing bodies piecing bodies apart everyone who does
that isn't like super fucked up right some people love tattoos of it what would
you tattoo about that just love it you belong in a fucking sanitarium yeah
Jesus Christ so the worst job I ever had was at a library oh I know how you paid
them back because you're upset well it was just awful you had to like learn
the Dewey Despo system you took that out of the pot what you took the story out
of the podcast I cut it out yeah why it was a hilarious story embarrassing yeah
I you kept my and Frank shit in well you so I hear this I want to hear this
you're here no I wasn't he the podcast I but just real quick cases in so I
met status in in in in in in just a real quick thing the gravedigger job was
probably one of my favorite jobs I ever had yeah I thought you said that is
not mean that's morbid but that's not nearly fucking yeah I was gonna say you
could maybe do it that too like that sounds like a pretty cool job dab as a
kid actually dude a hundred bucks per fucking grave and I do two graves at
night sometimes so actually I did I did four graves one night I got 400 bucks
yeah and then equipment we did a backhoe to get like the initial stuff out
like some horror movie trailer just downpouring 18 year old me just shoveling
a fucking grave but the thing was we do a backhoe first we'd get like the
initial shit out then we have to square it off with shovels and then at the
bottom we had to we had to get like a shit like we had to you know use like
this we had like a stick that was like six feet so we'd have to like do that
and we'd get to the bottom at no point did you stand in the grave oh I stood in
the grave yeah like you got into the bottom of the grave and then you had to
dig out and then you had to make it flat so you took like one of like the dirt
flatteners yeah and you stamped it out and then after you stamped it out you'd
get it like a ladder and somebody would would help you out but my first grave
because it's the initiation thing they after you're done with the grave and
they get you run away no no no they kick you into the hole I'm tired of this
grandpa and then they say they leave you there for like 30 minutes just in a
grave and then they come back they're like initiation buddy I would have a
panic attack that would be a trigger I'd be like now if there's an open ceiling I
guess I mean if I was able to I mean honestly I would probably freak out
enough that I'd be able to I mean they're only six feet deep how much how
much to sleep in one in a sleeping bag for a night oh I did that for free I've
slept in for free oh did I ever did I ever tell you guys about my drunk
cemetery stories that this will be quick yeah I know we're yeah we're going over
here but I um so one night I just got super drunk and we were walking from my
buddy's house my buddy lives like three quarters of a mile away not a long walk
it's a summer night so like fuck it we way too drunk to drive let's walk over
to my house we'll pick up some beer on the way and we'll keep drinking because
that was a good idea but we went over and then I don't know how we just ended
up like I just get these I don't do this anymore but when I used to get super
fucked up I'd just be like I'm just gonna like fuck with him somehow and I
just like one point I just booked down the street and my guys like they're like
oh fuck Alex is running away like let's go get him like it wasn't like Alex like
they weren't actually concerned about me and I just walked into the graveyard
that was across from my old apartment and I sat behind a gravestone and
they're like they looked for me for a little bit and I was arched my my back
arched right up against one of like the bigger headstones there and with how
dark it was you never would have been able to see me so I was pretty much
undetectable and my my buddy was too pussy to go into the graveyard and then
my other boys are alright let's just go get the beer at the gas station at the
corner we'll come back and we'll get them like joke will be over by then I
guess but I like I was getting cozy and I was all drunk and not like in my feels
or anything but I was like this is pretty fucking wild like the skies got a
bunch of stars and shit I just slept in the graveyard I woke up hung over as
fuck on this thing as soon as the Sun came up and there's this elderly woman
who just was walking a dog through to visit her husband who was like seven
headstones in front of me and she's like I just remember I woke up to her
footsteps and I was like and the look she gave me she's like did you sleep
oh my god and I just had so many missed phone calls from like my roommates the
house I came from and they're like did you ever make it home because they went
into my house and party there for like two hours of my roommates and like oh
yeah Alex like hit in the cemetery then I woke up and my one roommates like dude
you're covered in fucking dirt like what the fuck are you doing that wasn't the
only time that happened too oh that means the last time I truly got like
super fucking fucked up was when I called their group chat and I was on the
phone with Casey and I was just like already three sheets to the wind what and
I was cutting remember when I was like walking in traffic at like yeah o'clock
at night yeah yeah it was bad and I was just I was taking shortcuts through
cemeteries and it was just like yelling I don't know why drunk me likes cemeteries
he likes hanging out it's on the floor I think you know one time I rode my
motorcycle I was just riding along take us into the end here then all right quick
story for the end I was riding my motorcycle past the cemetery where I
knew my grandfather was buried yeah and I never met my grandfather right so I'm
like yeah the gates open let me just let me just ride up here real quick and see
what's up you know maybe I can find it first gravestone I stopped that was his
really first one there's hundreds hundreds I pulled my motorcycle over
stopped it's the very first one I walked up to that's pretty I called my mom and
I'm like and she told me exactly where it was I'm like well yeah I mean it's
got his name on it but yeah I was just like I was beside myself like what are
you you was like no it's gotta be a different like what are the chances
yeah so I hadn't seen my grandpa since my grandma's funeral last year and I
played a song at my grandma's funeral and when I pulled up to my grandpa's
nursing home last week the same song came on the radio just says I pulled up
and I was like oh shit it's crazy these things you know there's something to it
man I just remember there was actually one time and I'm sure Tyler will be
happy about this sorry super quick one no but my dad made this sounds so
terrible but my grandfather was on hospice care from like really bad al's
big hoppice by the way I want to get Leroy on this bucket yes yes but um my
dad who like always made CDs and shit like great taste in music made his
own like mixtape I guess for my grandfather's death that sounds I mean
it sounds fucked up but like we knew he was really bad on hospice then we're
just it wasn't like at the point of like letting him go like he was still like on
not life support or anything but he was on comfort measures but you knew what
was gonna be that night and my dad put the last song on the CD was Piper to the
end by Mark Knopfler which is like the Scottish song and he died at like the
last beat and then after Mark Knopfler from the Dire Straits yes yeah I had a
patient with the headband and like the balding the other day that was just
drunk or overdosed like kind of on heroin and he looked exactly like I go
look that's Mark Knopfler and I pulled up a picture of them and my the other nurse was like oh shit it is
I just remember though it was so bizarre though because I hadn't heard that song
in so long I forgot about the name of it like that happened when I was pretty
young and then just one day I was just I was on Spotify listening to just like
random shuffle like and I just for some reason that song that it popped in my
head I'm like I just I can't remember what song it was I'm like I kind of want
to listen to it like I just like it just popped in my head I'm like oh my
grandpa died to this song and I shit you not it came on shuffle on Spotify like
not a song I had on my phone but it was just like on shuffle play like song
suggested and I was like what the fuck what are the chances yeah like that is
nuts but and I just just to end it off on that unlike the weird coincidence type
things because everybody else gave one so I guess I'll give one my my
grandmother who died of brand cancer but like my grandfather was by her side like
24 hours every single day for like fucking like a year and then the one
time that he went to his own bed to sleep it was that night that you passed
yeah but like the thing is like if like like if you're like a spiritual person
like she knew that he went there and she just didn't want to die in front of him
type thing I think and like if she had the choice she's like I just I don't
want to die in front of them type thing so well not depressing no I think this
is a good episode of I'm talking podcasts to show our stuff and promote
you know I mean yeah yeah sadness you get a fucking game show you get a
game review semi all right let's throw this episode like us on Facebook we have
a page now untitled podcast on YouTube like I'm title podcast untitled podcast
73 at gmail.com email us say yes well think any such as a tits and dicks the
bigger the aerial is greater the response the smaller the cock all right
as always take care of each other yeah have a good night folks for all we know
robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know have
you ever been a cyborg or a robot you think we were the first ones to inhabit
this planet fuck no no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are
there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts extended episode
where the fuck did the pyramids come from where the fuck did Stonehenge come
from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
already born babies and sell them to the Chinese aliens somewhere in China
some days what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet
tall okay then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
I do not negotiate with
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel
bump bump bump nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that
the government has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what
birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise
and they are gonna make them so fucking real they're gonna sink money into them
they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're gonna be able to convince you that thing is fucking real
which by the way big brother is the overlord
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying
it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the whole he says
that he was doing it just to survive but he's fucking love you have a great fucking time
George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit
George Soros is fucking evil he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit
he's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit
just don't fucking get it okay everybody's like
Donald Trump the fucking word person out there fucking ruff right? Fuck Trump
he's not the actual fucking leader it's George Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk
it's everyone out there everybody's like
everybody's saying Elon Musk is so cool he made like a play for the people
the actual government is just crying the actual true government which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis
and they're actually the ones that are just sort of fucking all over
the clear politicians are paid off by the fucking Bill Gates
...