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For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.

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How do you know?

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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

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Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

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Fuck no.

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No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

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Yes, we are.

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There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

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Extended episode.

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Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

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Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

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You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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Aliens exist.

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Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten

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feet tall.

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Okay, I'm talking to the softrum.

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They have dread and super soldiers.

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Then they are extraterrestrials.

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They are aliens.

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I do not negotiate with terrorists.

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I do not listen to this.

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There's moon caves, man.

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There's moon caves with creatures.

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There are lunar goblins on the moon.

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There's lunar goblins.

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Fuck.

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X-X-Xavier got heat.

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I miss the old Kanye.

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Shaped from the gold Kanye.

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Chop up the soul Kanye.

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Sit on his nose Kanye.

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I hate the new Kanye.

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The bad mood Kanye.

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The always rude Kanye.

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Spaz in the news Kanye.

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I miss the sweet Kanye.

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Chop up the beast Kanye.

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I gotta say, at that time I liked the meat Kanye.

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T.I.

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Infinite Kanye.

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It wasn't any Kanye.

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And now I shit with the remedy so many Kanye.

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Episode 15.

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I am going to shoot Avenue 1.

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15.

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This is not 15.

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I guess it is.

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No fucking 15.

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I gotta look this up.

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I'll upload the fucking episode.

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Let me look.

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We haven't even done introductions and we're already going to shoot Avenue 1.

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I'm going to shoot Avenue 1.

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15.

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This is not 15.

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I guess it is.

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No fucking 15.

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I gotta look this up.

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I'll upload the fucking episode.

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We haven't even done introductions and we're already got a fact check in process.

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I'm Casey.

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I'm here with your favorite co-hosts Alex, Dan, and Tyler.

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I'm missing them.

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Yo, what up?

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I'm looking at Spotify right now.

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I gotta pull it up.

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It doesn't seem like 15.

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No, yeah it is though.

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Let me see.

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Casey's out man.

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It's 15.

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3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

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Yeah, wow no shit.

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Well now that that's established.

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Damn, episode 15.

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For everybody who's still here at episode 15, God bless you.

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God bless America.

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And if you're just coming in, Lord save you.

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Yeah.

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We might actually make it to 100.

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Dude, we gotta do something special.

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100 days of autism.

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Season one.

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We gotta do something special for 100.

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We should take a trip.

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We should go ghost hunting at Skinwalker Ranch.

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I'm not going there.

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You should get abducted by aliens.

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Episode 69, can't wait.

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So why are we like obsessed with Kanye now?

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Dude, he's a fucking travesty.

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I gotta see what else he did this week.

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Actually, it's been two weeks hasn't it?

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I feel like this is a Kanye themed podcast.

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We should just make this a Kanye West themed podcast.

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There's a few themes.

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That's another, an Alex Jones theme.

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Oh, that is an Alex Jones video that just.

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Happy fucking New Year motherfuckers.

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Yeah, it's a new year.

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2023.

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What kind of pandemics are we looking?

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I was just about to say, do we think that the world's gonna end this year?

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Is this, what's it gonna be?

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World War III?

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I don't know, but what's your, what's your New Year's resolution?

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NBC News says, Happy New Year 2023.

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Kick out Trump, Elon Musk, Kanye and Johnny Depp.

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Why Johnny Depp?

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He won.

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Why Elon Musk?

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Good riddance to the year of narcissists.

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What fucking title?

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The presence permanently linked to our society.

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These narcissists are fucking blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Kill yourself.

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I don't care.

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You fucking hear about Andrew Tate?

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Yeah, dude, Andrew Tate got arrested.

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He got fucking arrested.

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He's like this fucking.

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Sigma male.

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Yeah, like super misogynistic fucking, I don't know, influencer, I guess.

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He used to be a UFC dude and he got fucking arrested on charges of sex trafficking.

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What does that mean though?

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Like sex trafficking.

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I think it's like kidnapping people and like making them sex slaves.

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But did he do that or did he just like pay a hooker?

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It doesn't.

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I'd have to pull up the fucking details on it.

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But the way he got fucking busted was a pizza box.

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You guys know fucking Greta Thunberg or whatever her name is?

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Who was actually born on the same day as Kyle Rittenhouse.

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She pretty much called him an asshole for just him bragging about the emissions on how

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many cars he has.

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Like just saying.

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Wait, the guy who got arrested?

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Yeah.

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He clapped back at her with a video that had a pizza box that was from.

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Romania.

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Yeah, that was from a Romanian pizzeria.

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So the police knew where he was and fucking busted him off of it.

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Oh, they were looking for him.

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I guess so.

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Oh, he fucked himself.

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He's a piece of shit though.

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I don't like him.

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He's real funny.

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I have an avatar of him on VRChat.

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Oh yeah, I remember that.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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Dude, so I got to tell what I told you guys in the group chat to the podcast.

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One of my favorite things to do on VRChat is find someone who's going on a quote unquote

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VR date and just go up and ruin their fucking date because in order to have.

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You've done that before.

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Yeah, but in order to have a date on VR, how sad does your fucking life have to be?

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And guess what?

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You have a sad life.

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I'm going to make your life more miserable by me being there.

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We didn't do the VR episode today.

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Oh, we're all here.

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God damn it.

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I actually got my head set in the car.

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It could be the next episode.

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Yeah, we can do that.

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We'll fucking go to Don Juan's house.

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Just can't go outside.

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2023 is the year Don Juan returns.

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Is that right?

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Yeah, they're letting him out of the nursing home.

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Oh shit.

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Oh shit.

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Yeah, he's not totally dependent.

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I'm kind of missing the Don Juan prank calls.

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I feel like it was a good ending.

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So can we talk about the Facebook marketplace scandal that happened with you?

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You know what?

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That guy actually ended up showing up.

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He did?

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Yeah, I bought him, but he like scammed me a little bit.

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But like he was like.

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It was a very threatening thing that he said.

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Which one is this?

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Which one?

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The one that was just like, I come house now.

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Yeah.

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$800.

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It's like, no, you won't.

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It's not going to happen.

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What is that?

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What is what?

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That's Evan Williams.

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Oh, that's Evan Williams.

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Evan Williams, I'm going to shoot him.

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Oh wow.

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I haven't had Evan Williams.

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I just want to taste it.

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I haven't had it in a long time.

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I need my boots.

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Yo, give me a taste.

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I need my fucking fix.

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Give me a taste.

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No, that tastes a lot like Fireball.

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It's like smoother than Fireball though.

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All right.

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This next portion of the podcast brought to you by Evan Williams Fire.

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That's actually really good.

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Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.

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Yeah, it was a stocking stuffer.

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They paid us $20 for that problem.

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Hey, hey, Jesus, too much.

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We got.

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We've got a self proclaimed alcohol.

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I'm going to fucking get DTs.

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That actually tastes bad, but I hate when sugar is mixed with alcohol.

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No, but it was like, I can't do like the bomb pop.

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Like you ever have like the smear off, smear off bomb pops.

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No, they're terrible.

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You ever have 65 proof.

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You ever have strawberry flavored vodka?

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Oh my God.

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I can't do flavored.

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I can do cinnamon because cinnamon is not really a flavor.

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It's just like a it's like a cinnamon.

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That's smooth.

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So my brother, my brother, shout out Eli to listen to this.

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Elijah, actually, that's his real name, but he only goes by Eli Elijah.

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How did he get the biblical name and you got the regular name and my name is actually my

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middle name is biblical.

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Oh, what is it?

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Daniel.

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OK, yeah, that's my name, too.

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Yeah.

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But my brother's Elijah Michael, so he's whole is biblical.

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It's all biblical.

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Both of them.

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Yeah.

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But shout out if you're watching.

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My brother has a like fruity to my brother has my brother has a list of quotes from me.

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Like, oh, sorry.

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He makes a he makes a list of quotes that I have.

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And some of them are just bad shit that I didn't say.

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But he is like, you said this like the first quote that he has in there is broke clouds

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don't square.

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Don't square because my dad was looking online and he goes, yo, check out this square cloud

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that that was like on the Internet.

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I go, no, man, clouds don't square.

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That's aliens.

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Everybody knows clouds don't square.

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The triangle may circle and square.

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That's a Don Juan.

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That's a Don Juan.

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Yo, man, clouds don't square.

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So we know Don Juan is banned from Honolulu, Hawaii.

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Where's Don Juan's next victims?

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Alaska.

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I mean Alaska has to be that might be a good actually.

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You could probably hit like fucking.

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Yeah, I mean, four hours behind the fucking cold bad.

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My fucking balls of fuck is going to patch you through to a fucking 9-1-1.

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Alaska.

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Do they let me about this?

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I need to ride a cold.

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How do you spell anchorage?

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A, N, C, Q, R, C, what?

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Anchorage GameStop.

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So I oh shit, there's a game stuff in Anchorage.

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I'm trying to get out there, but it's called out.

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You should call like a fucking taxi company.

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I want to see the weather and anchor in Anchorage.

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Just pretend it's fucking cold.

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30 degrees.

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Fuck is my fucking feeling like that would kind of ruin someone night though.

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That might be too aggressive for a prank prank call.

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I was going to say just find an address and then just aggressive.

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Why is it aggressive?

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Well, I'm just saying, no, I'm saying if you do a cab company and you make up an address

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and then just try to get picked up from it, you're not there.

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I'll do a behind the house.

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There are actually three different game stops.

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How big is this place?

283
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How many people live in Alaska?

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Anchorage is actually a relative.

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It's like an Albany sized city, but, um, but the rest of the 88,000 it's like an Albany

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sized city.

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It's like Buffalo.

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Yeah.

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It's tripled.

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Wow.

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You didn't know people lived in Anchorage.

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Not that many that they'd have three.

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What'd you think there was like four people that lived in Anchorage?

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I don't know.

295
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I just didn't think it was that big.

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In this area, how many game stops is there?

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Probably like 15.

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Yeah.

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But I don't know.

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It's all spread out like over, you know, yeah, cities, but yeah, we'll have to give them

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a call.

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Um, Don Juan needs to pick up some spiral games.

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I don't know what else we'll call that.

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I can't even with the snow dragon, he's like flying around the fucking snow dragon.

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Snow dragon.

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They have to really use that game.

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And he's, that's the damn witch lady.

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This damn witch lady is trying to like fight this bear and his bear has like a fucking

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parrot on his back or some shit, man.

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You know what the fuck I'm talking about, dude?

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I had no idea what the two of you have been saying.

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There's like a corkscrew about in the middle of some shit.

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You know what I'm talking about, dude?

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That's like a banjo kazooie?

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That's that banjo kazooie.

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Yeah.

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Oh shit.

318
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I never even played that game, though.

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Shit, though.

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Shit.

321
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We got to come online, like, cause, damn, I be looking for this movie dude, and this

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dude got this book, and there's like this big dog, like this big white dog, dragon dog,

323
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dude, and he be opening this book and he be reading it, and the old guy's like, don't

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you read that book?

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And he took it to the roof of the school.

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He's reading it all by himself, dude.

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Damn, you know what I'm talking about, dude?

328
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I actually don't know what that movie is.

329
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Instead, with the big dog dragon, though, and he be riding on that big dog dragon, you

330
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know, and he goes to this imagination land, and he sees the princess, and the whole place

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be disappeared, that big dog was biting on rocks and shit, and he's riding on the snail

332
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shit, you know what I'm talking about, dude?

333
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What movie is this?

334
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It's a never ending story.

335
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Oh, I never heard of it.

336
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No, I never heard of it.

337
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I never heard of it.

338
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I never heard of it.

339
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I never heard of it.

340
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I'm a look dragon.

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He's like a dog with a dragon body.

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It's fucking weird.

343
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Dude, it's a fucked up movie.

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Bro, I think you should do a prank call and call, like, Walmart in the movie section or

345
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something and do your schizophrenic movie review until they hang up.

346
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Damn, dude, you know this movie.

347
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It's like fucking, they got this cat named Marty McFly, and like, he's fucking trying

348
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to, dude, she got to a fucking movie with like Marty McFly, and he tries to fuck his

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mom or some shit, and this is doing weird ass hair, and he's like, he's like, Marty,

350
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you can't fuck your mom.

351
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While you're playing the music in the background.

352
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Oh, fuck, I can't do prank calls anymore.

353
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I feel too bad.

354
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Why do you feel bad?

355
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I just, I-

356
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Yeah, why do you feel bad?

357
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That's a harmless prank call.

358
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Bro, bro, people are on autopilot, bro, and they're just like, they're just surviving

359
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their day, right?

360
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They're just thinking about how they're going to get home and watch Step Sister porn.

361
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And then in comes Don Juan.

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They're sitting there drooling, and this phone call comes in that redirects the course of

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their life.

364
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Don Juan comes in.

365
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That is such a blessing.

366
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You know what I mean?

367
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Yeah, I feel like you wouldn't even get pissed off.

368
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Like, I feel like in retrospect, these people just think it's funny.

369
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They're like, just don't fucking call me.

370
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I mean, they're going to be no matter what they do, right?

371
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Might as well entertain them.

372
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Dude, the one that wasn't on the podcast-

373
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That's why I think you would be fucked up for passing.

374
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I am so upset that it wasn't on the podcast, but the one where you called fucking Whole

375
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Foods in Honolulu, and the guy went through like the ingredients.

376
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Oh, every single ingredient.

377
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Dude, what a saint.

378
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Dude, and you're like, oh, damn, dude, I'll be down there.

379
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You say Queens, right?

380
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He's like, no, it's Queensland in Hawaii.

381
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You're like, yeah, Queens, I'll see you.

382
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He's like, no, no, not from New York, man.

383
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This is Queensland, Hawaii, man.

384
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And you're like, oh, man, there, bro.

385
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Yeah, no, no.

386
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He's like, he's so nice.

387
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They're so friendly.

388
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Oh, fuck.

389
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So Christmas.

390
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How was Christmas, guys?

391
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Did you guys have a fun time?

392
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Anything happen?

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Do anything with the family?

394
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I drew a pentagram and fire in my backyard and worshiped the devil, actually.

395
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Well, congratulations, buddy.

396
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I hope you had fun with that.

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Anybody else?

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Did you guys do anything for Christmas?

399
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I worked.

400
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I made triple time.

401
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Triple time.

402
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Triple time.

403
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Triple time.

404
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What is that, like $87?

405
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Holiday overtime.

406
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,440
Well, it's like a tank of gas for that truck out there.

407
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Half a tank of gas.

408
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,800
Yeah, we all got that triple tub.

409
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:06,160
I'm thinking about fucking getting rid of the truck and just getting a new Subaru.

410
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Fucking RAV4.

411
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Those things are insane.

412
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The plug-in hybrids.

413
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,160
Yeah, dude.

414
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I mean, I wouldn't use gas.

415
00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,160
So, okay, let's talk about this.

416
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How white are you?

417
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Because I was having this conversation.

418
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Have you seen my truck?

419
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:23,080
I was having this conversation with my dad, and we were talking about how electric cars

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are good in theory, but in practicality, they just aren't there yet.

421
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Why?

422
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,600
Why?

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Because in a standard electric car, you can only go 100 miles without having to recharge.

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What is a Tesla?

425
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,360
300 miles?

426
00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:42,480
You can't guarantee that there will be a charging station.

427
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,480
Yeah, you won't guarantee.

428
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,080
So, what if I want to go camping?

429
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I go camping in the Adirondacks.

430
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:53,200
So that's 100 miles from here, about 110, maybe something like that.

431
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:56,680
If there's not a fucking charging station at a trailhead or something, how the fuck

432
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am I going to get home?

433
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,840
What if you're in a regular car and there's no gas station?

434
00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:06,080
Dude, my gas car has 320 miles per tank.

435
00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:11,400
I mean, Teslas, even the old ones, they're 300 and something miles now.

436
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:16,320
But the thing is, at a gas station, you can fill it up in two seconds.

437
00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:20,000
To charge a Tesla, it takes three hours.

438
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000
Not necessarily.

439
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,000
No.

440
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,000
All right.

441
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:27,080
So a car takes you realistically four or five minutes to fill up, right?

442
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,800
Three minutes, say, to fill up, right?

443
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,440
Isn't that reasonable for most cars?

444
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:31,440
Yeah.

445
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About three minutes.

446
00:17:32,440 --> 00:17:36,760
So a Tesla can charge it to 80% in 30 minutes.

447
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,760
Still.

448
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,760
Okay.

449
00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,760
So, how often do you leave your car for?

450
00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,920
Yeah, it's not like you're hanging out in a gas station for that time either.

451
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:48,720
They have them placed where you'd be going, like a mall or something.

452
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But this is the thing that I'm talking about.

453
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So okay, you wake up and you're like, oh fuck, I forgot to fill up my tank and I got to go

454
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to work.

455
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Okay?

456
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You go to a gas station, it takes five minutes.

457
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,280
You'd just be plugging it in at home though.

458
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:05,680
No, but like, let's say, oh, I forgot to plug in my car.

459
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:09,600
I can't get the fucking work until 30 minutes until my car is charged.

460
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,600
Should have plugged it in.

461
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:15,600
No, but like, everybody's had that fucking thing where you're like, oh, I meant to get

462
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gas last night and I didn't.

463
00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:19,720
Yeah, that's because it's gas though.

464
00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,040
But like when you plug in your car, you're going to be like, oh, or like you plug in

465
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your car and you think you plug it in, but it's actually kind of like just hanging out

466
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a little bit and you didn't realize it.

467
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And then you're like, oh fuck, it didn't charge overnight.

468
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Now I got to wait an extra 30 minutes.

469
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I got to call my fucking work and be like, hey, my car's not charged.

470
00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:35,920
Okay.

471
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,360
Well, what happens when your car battery dies?

472
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,520
Like it's like occasionally you'll have vehicle trouble.

473
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:44,440
Like yeah, and you'll have way more vehicle trouble with an internal combustion engine.

474
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But the thing is, um, thing about like the upkeep on a electric vehicle too, because

475
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the tires, like the top, not the actual like rubber tires, but like the like rims and shit

476
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are connected to a fucking electrical thing.

477
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And that's like, I looked it up like a standard, like, like repair for like, and like, um,

478
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:05,200
like the, because each of the tires rotates individually.

479
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,620
My vape broke.

480
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:11,960
It's like, it's, it's, it's like fucking like two grand for like one tire and shit.

481
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,680
Man, I, I'm sorry.

482
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:19,920
There's just like after working on cars for like dude, since I was 14 years old, I mean,

483
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I work on cars too, but I work on combustion shit.

484
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I never, I never touched a fucking electric one.

485
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They're going to electric cars are going to put mechanics out of business because they're

486
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so reliable.

487
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There's nothing to break.

488
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They're reliable, but also if it breaks, it's like fucking four grand.

489
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,120
Why don't they make solar powered cars?

490
00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,880
They tried to, it doesn't work.

491
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,520
It doesn't generate enough power.

492
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:43,160
You need so much surface area for solar panels.

493
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,640
That's why, like when you look at a house with solar panels, it's like the entire roof

494
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,640
is solar panels.

495
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:49,160
And that's just offsetting the costs.

496
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,760
It's not powering the entire house.

497
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,800
I mean, if the power is like the power grid goes down, you can run off those for probably

498
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like a day or two, but it's not going to power the house for like a month.

499
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,480
Yeah.

500
00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:05,960
It's not like the internal combustion engine is like archaic and it's not even comparable,

501
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,680
not even remotely comparable to the new electric cars.

502
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,680
Electric cars aren't new.

503
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:13,000
They're actually the first cars were electric cars before.

504
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:16,520
Well, maybe close to the first car.

505
00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:17,520
They're more steam powered.

506
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:23,080
Well, I mean, dude, we had electric cars really early on, right around the same time as internal

507
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,080
combustion engine.

508
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,640
But the thing is the technology wasn't there.

509
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:26,640
Battery tech wasn't there.

510
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:32,640
And the still thing, the battery tech, I think within our lifetime, maybe it'll be there,

511
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:38,120
but like the whole like all electric by 2025 or 2030, I don't think we're going to get

512
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:39,120
there.

513
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,040
From my lifestyle, it's already there to be honest.

514
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,040
I mean, don't get me wrong.

515
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,440
I'd go with a plug-in hybrid for like this vehicle.

516
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:49,640
That's the thing that I'm saying, like if we didn't do a full on electric by 20, if

517
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:53,120
it was everything had to be a plug-in hybrid, I'd be okay with that.

518
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:57,800
More people need to get them for like cities to change their infrastructure to handle them.

519
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:02,700
The thing is they're saying like you have to get a full electric by 2030.

520
00:21:02,700 --> 00:21:05,960
But like the thing is there's going to be a whole bunch of people that can't even fucking

521
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,000
buy a thousand dollar like clunker car.

522
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
Who does everybody?

523
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,560
Like, yeah, they said like every car on the road by 2030.

524
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,560
That's in California.

525
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:14,680
Yeah, but they're trying to make that a national thing.

526
00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:18,800
I think it's going to be they can't sell internal combustion engine cars.

527
00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:20,080
I thought it had to be every car in the road.

528
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,080
I had to look that up.

529
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,080
You might be right.

530
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,120
I thought they were just saying that they don't want to invest in.

531
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:29,280
And even then there's time for like them to be mass produced and also have cheaper models

532
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,280
and shit.

533
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,920
They don't need to be super expensive.

534
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:34,460
It's just not like commonplace yet.

535
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,460
So they're pricey.

536
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,460
Yeah.

537
00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:38,320
The tech's there though.

538
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:44,160
Like you're right, even the early ones, like the fucking early Tesla's at like 200 miles.

539
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,160
It's fine.

540
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,400
OK, you could charge it at all.

541
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:52,560
The European Union, California and a couple other states signed a thing that said, oh,

542
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,560
they will not.

543
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:57,920
They will ban new cars that are not electric from 2035 onward.

544
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:03,400
But still, it's going to take years for to get the gas cars off the road.

545
00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:08,960
But I still think if they if they just weren't it where it could be a hybrid, it would it

546
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,600
would solve a whole bunch of problems.

547
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:11,600
Yeah.

548
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:15,960
I mean, you know, Toyota doesn't really they don't have any plans to really fuck with full

549
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,160
electric cars.

550
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:18,160
So they're going to be forced to.

551
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,160
But right now they're just making hybrids.

552
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,160
Toyota doesn't have a whole electric car, bro.

553
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,160
It's Toyota thon.

554
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,320
OK, listen, you have one.

555
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,320
They have fucking one.

556
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,320
It's like the it's like an old or something or something.

557
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:31,680
It's got some weird like proto.

558
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:32,680
No, it's a joke.

559
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,040
The jolts not that the jolts like a Nissan.

560
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,120
Yeah, I'm not thinking of the jolt.

561
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:42,000
Don't you think it's a good thing that the internal combustion engine will be one day

562
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000
illegal?

563
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,880
No, I don't think it should ever be illegal.

564
00:22:45,880 --> 00:22:47,120
I don't think it will be.

565
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,120
I don't think they're going to outlaw.

566
00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:50,120
I know.

567
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,880
I think once these new cars are in production and they're mandated and you can't make combustion

568
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,280
engines, they're just they're going to stop.

569
00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,080
Like you're just going to see them on the road.

570
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,080
I think that's because of.

571
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,640
But you see like cars from the 1950s still on the road.

572
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,640
I know.

573
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,640
But that's what I'm saying.

574
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,560
Over time, it's going to turn into like it's going to be classic cars.

575
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:07,560
It's going to be weird.

576
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,600
Gas is going to be harder to get your hands on.

577
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:15,000
It's going to be weird because our kids won't fucking like they'll be like a gas powered

578
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
car.

579
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,240
That's a fuck like how we look at like cars from the 1950s be like, whoa, I haven't seen

580
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,800
one of those in a while.

581
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:24,200
But like like we'll look at a gas powered car and be like, oh, I remember when those

582
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:25,200
were all the cars.

583
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,200
You know, you're right.

584
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,200
You saw even that one.

585
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:31,840
That's that's well, it's still a hybrid technically.

586
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,600
Well, it makes you think the Premier Car Company.

587
00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:36,840
But Premier, I say Premier.

588
00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,200
It's like Toyota has pretty much made the separation between them and all the other

589
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,200
car companies because they're just so.

590
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:43,200
Lexus, a hybrid.

591
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,200
Yeah.

592
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,480
So what is what's that like?

593
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,400
Does it give you extra mileage and shit?

594
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,400
My buccas too.

595
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:50,440
That is a hybrid too.

596
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,440
Yep.

597
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:53,920
That thing doesn't get any better gas mileage than a regular car.

598
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,920
Yeah, I agree.

599
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:55,920
Yeah.

600
00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:56,920
How many how many tanks?

601
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:59,400
I mean, how many gallons does it have?

602
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,440
I think 13 gallon tank.

603
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,560
So like you can drive like because I can drive on my.

604
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:05,560
I'm like 13.

605
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:11,280
On my 13 gallon on my 13 gallon Subaru, I can drive 320 miles miles.

606
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:16,400
I want to say I just filled up and it was like 374 mile range.

607
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:17,840
But that thing gets like 35.

608
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,040
If you really push it, it's 40.

609
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:24,480
I get 300 miles to a tank and my tank's 24 gallons.

610
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,480
What's that?

611
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,400
How many how many liters is it?

612
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:31,000
Um, three point seven V8 Hemi.

613
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,040
Oh, that'll do it.

614
00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,240
That'll do it.

615
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,600
I mean, I've my brother made it more fuel efficient.

616
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:39,640
He put like a cold air intake on it too.

617
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,920
That ain't gonna do shit.

618
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:43,600
It doesn't do much, but it helps.

619
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,680
So I mean, it's gonna be negligible.

620
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:50,200
I think in the future we're going to have like super charging, super fast charging.

621
00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,520
So we get rid of that problem of.

622
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:55,760
Right now, the thing is they're trying to figure out with that though is it generates

623
00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,760
a shitload of heat when you put that into a battery.

624
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:01,520
That's why like phones still take like an hour and a half to charge.

625
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:03,160
So that's that's the thing.

626
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,320
Charge a battery with something to cool it.

627
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,080
What about like heat sink for your phone?

628
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:09,360
What about like the first responder aspect of it?

629
00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:13,680
Because electric cars are a fucking nightmare to do firefighting shit on.

630
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,960
They should just make change.

631
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,920
You can change out the batteries so you have a few batteries that you can change out.

632
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:23,360
And realistically with those vehicles too, I mean, as of right now with combustion engines,

633
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:28,800
if it's a vehicle fire, it's most likely 99% of the time already a total loss anyways.

634
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,320
And usually it's not putting anything else in danger.

635
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,840
It just takes more water to put out.

636
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:35,960
But the thing is, like, you can't cut an electric vehicle.

637
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:36,960
You can.

638
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:37,960
You just need to be careful with it.

639
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:38,960
You just you can't.

640
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:43,120
But the but the fucking main wire goes to the A post, I thought with some of them.

641
00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,440
It depends on the car's construction.

642
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:49,440
I know what a Tesla, the A post has a fucking charge that goes through it.

643
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:54,600
Well, maybe with some of them, but it's it's not all it realistically like like you need

644
00:25:54,600 --> 00:26:00,960
to cut the A post to fucking to fold the fold the don't crash.

645
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:01,960
Don't crash, bro.

646
00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:04,000
You look high as fuck.

647
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,200
I'm actually not.

648
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,200
What do you think?

649
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,200
What do you think about the self-driving?

650
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,080
I don't like that shit at all.

651
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:13,600
I think definitely a handful of people are going to die and then the tech is going to

652
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,600
get there after that.

653
00:26:14,600 --> 00:26:18,960
But the thing is, there's going to be somebody who gets murked by a fucking like autonomous

654
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,920
18 wheeler and everyone's going to be like, ban it.

655
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,360
Get it gone.

656
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:26,040
Like that's why this thing like the open road tests.

657
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,960
It's so hard to get those every company so scared they're going to be the one that gets

658
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:30,960
fucked up.

659
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:36,240
But like the thing is that already happened in California because they tried to do like

660
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:40,120
the Tesla test in California and they killed like eight people.

661
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:41,120
Yeah.

662
00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:42,120
Holy shit.

663
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,120
Yeah.

664
00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,360
It killed like eight people.

665
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:50,360
So they banned it in California like for as of right now for at least until they fix it.

666
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:55,160
Tesla can't you can't use self-driving in California because it killed people.

667
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,880
That's a video where a separate occasions.

668
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,080
Yeah, I'm sure Tesla has something like a disclaimer though.

669
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,240
Like you're supposed to still be like at the ready to drive.

670
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:05,240
I grab the wheel.

671
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,240
Yeah.

672
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,480
Like it's self-driving but like you see the steering wheel and shit move.

673
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:14,080
It's not like the autonomous car prototypes you see where like you get into like a vehicle

674
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,600
that like with rows that face one another.

675
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:20,200
You press a button on your phone and it takes you there with no steering wheel or anything.

676
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,640
I like the driving aspect though because like that's I don't want self-drive.

677
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:27,360
I like driving like I'm sure that there's still going to be a market for that.

678
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:30,360
I don't think it's just going to go to completely self-driving cars.

679
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,040
I can't see the market doing that because you'd have conspiracy theorists.

680
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,360
It'll be like the government could just take over our transportation.

681
00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:39,360
Like I want to be able to drive.

682
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,360
That's not a conspiracy.

683
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:41,360
That's not a conspiracy.

684
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:43,360
You wake up at the police station.

685
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:44,360
What the fuck?

686
00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,360
Why don't you step out here my friend?

687
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,560
That's how they're going to arrest criminals.

688
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,360
So that's actually an interesting thing.

689
00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:54,240
If you go to the grocery store you end up in a fucking jail cell.

690
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,640
That's how they do warrants.

691
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,640
It's like this is an odd parking spot.

692
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,640
They're like three cops come out.

693
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,640
Now you just see like bars.

694
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,160
Your cars surrounded by bars.

695
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:09,880
So like if you get into a Tesla and it self-drives and you're drunk can you get charged with

696
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:10,880
DWI?

697
00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:11,880
I think you should get half a DWI.

698
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,880
I think you should get charged for it.

699
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:14,880
Half.

700
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:15,880
You should get a half.

701
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:19,080
But like if you didn't touch the wheel at all like it got you home without you touching

702
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:21,480
the wheel would that be a DWI?

703
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:26,040
I mean like if you if you I mean it's it's I mean it's unfortunately you're gonna have

704
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:28,560
to get in trouble for it to come down to that.

705
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:29,560
You have to be able.

706
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,560
You have to be able.

707
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:31,560
You're not gonna get like arrested.

708
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,800
No but like if like your car is like driving like in like it like it's doing like it's

709
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,480
like autopilot and then you get pulled over.

710
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,080
Like are you gonna get charged with DWI for a self-driving car?

711
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,080
Yes you are.

712
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:46,760
I think you should get charged and then if you can prove that like it was self-driving.

713
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,080
How would you feel if your pilot.

714
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:50,080
Even then though you should be at the ready to go.

715
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,080
On an airplane.

716
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,080
Like that.

717
00:28:52,080 --> 00:28:56,080
He said when it was on autopilot it was in a region of navigation did it all by itself.

718
00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:01,960
Except he can't because the plane with 300 people crashed into the ground and killed

719
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:02,960
everyone.

720
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,480
Well obviously I'm not to blame it was on autopilot.

721
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,480
Don't worry they won't be coming after you.

722
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:09,480
You're dead.

723
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:12,240
That's like the exact plot of that movie Flight.

724
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,280
That's all Washington.

725
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,280
You see that one?

726
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,520
Oh shit I saw that forever ago yeah.

727
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:18,520
It's a good movie.

728
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:19,520
He was drunk.

729
00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,000
He like gets drunk but he like.

730
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:22,000
What the fuck is that guy's name?

731
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,000
He's like Fudge Fox.

732
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000
What's his first name?

733
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Yeah the plane was like.

734
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,000
Jamie Fox.

735
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,520
Jamie Fox seems like a really cool guy.

736
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,640
Where did this come from?

737
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:32,640
I saw him on New Year's Eve.

738
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,080
Because we were talking about Washington black actors.

739
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,440
Oh my god Jamie Fox I love him.

740
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,440
I saw Jamie Fox on.

741
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:41,040
The inner workings of Tyler's brain.

742
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:45,760
Like Jamie Fox was like on New Year's Eve yesterday and like he just plugged his own

743
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:46,760
fucking whiskey.

744
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:52,880
He's like they're like oh happy New Year's from Jamie Fox also check out this fucking

745
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,880
whiskey it's pretty good.

746
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,880
That's smart.

747
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:02,440
That's racist.

748
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:08,000
Yeah but that movie Flight I was like dude that's such bullshit.

749
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,240
Flies the plane upside down.

750
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,240
I'm like yeah.

751
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,240
I love that movie.

752
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,740
It's actually based on a true story.

753
00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:17,000
So I was listening to this oh god what's his YouTube channel.

754
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:22,680
This one German pilot mentor pilot and he goes over stories of like airplane crashes.

755
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:28,920
And dude there's this one story he told about this plane that they it just went in for maintenance

756
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,720
and they like crossed the cables by accident.

757
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:33,040
To the ailerons.

758
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:38,720
And so the plane got stuck upside down for an hour flying upside down with people.

759
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:39,720
Yeah.

760
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:43,400
And they managed to figure out like because it was like doing the opposite of what they

761
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:44,400
wanted.

762
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:48,240
I might be mixing a couple stories here but they finally like figured out how to like

763
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,480
do the opposite to get you should try that Microsoft flight simulator.

764
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:54,680
Dude it was like I'm like so I thought this movie was bullshit.

765
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,680
Right.

766
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,120
I'm like oh fucking airliner flying upside down.

767
00:30:58,120 --> 00:30:59,120
True story right.

768
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,840
Yeah but I don't know if in that one if it actually flew upside down.

769
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:06,640
But um no that I figured out the pilots.

770
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,840
Yeah well I'm sure they were just shitting themselves.

771
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:09,840
And they're like fuck fuck fuck.

772
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,680
And then the DMT and their brains started releasing them.

773
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:15,480
They're like we're gonna die we're gonna fucking die.

774
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,280
Oh my god we're all gonna fucking die.

775
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:21,360
And they're like whoa man I talked to the fucking shadow man.

776
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:25,160
Are you talking about flight or the real life thing.

777
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,640
No this happened in real life.

778
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:31,760
Like yeah like somehow they got the plane back upright and they they managed to fly

779
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:36,520
it with like some other controls like some trim adjustments and stuff and land the plane

780
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:37,520
like that.

781
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:43,160
And that's to make this like too sad boy but I saw a video that was like pilots pilots

782
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,480
last wars before plane crashes.

783
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:48,560
Yeah like in the black box that shit's scary.

784
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:49,560
Dude that is scary.

785
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,560
Oh my god.

786
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,560
Pull it up.

787
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:52,560
Pull it up.

788
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:53,560
Pull it up.

789
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,560
Pull it up.

790
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:55,560
Pull it up.

791
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:58,880
Bro you're facing your mortality.

792
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,440
It is coming in like see your brain we talked about this.

793
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,320
It's always predicting future outcome.

794
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,320
Oh yeah.

795
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:06,320
Based on.

796
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,320
Oh yeah.

797
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,160
Based on events right.

798
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,560
And your brain is running the calculations and it gets to a point where it's running

799
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,600
out of options and it's like the only thing left is death.

800
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:18,960
Shout out to the heroes of the United 93 by the way.

801
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,920
They fucking took that mortality shit to heart.

802
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:23,920
They're like all right this is going to the White House.

803
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:24,920
No it's not.

804
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:25,920
We're gonna die.

805
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,480
We're gonna fucking die on our terms.

806
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,840
We're gonna touch on that after this.

807
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,720
That's why I wouldn't want to be like a pilot.

808
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,760
I know there's gonna be a conspiracy theory.

809
00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:34,760
If you get in a crash.

810
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,240
I know I can't get away with that one.

811
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:41,680
No you don't bring that up and it gets untouched on this podcast.

812
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,680
Oh fuck.

813
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:47,880
Yeah no your brain like one of the ones I heard was this guy is like we're gonna fucking

814
00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:48,880
die.

815
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:49,880
Right.

816
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:54,440
Dude this guy looked like a man's man fucking 80s porn stash.

817
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,440
He's like we're gonna fucking die like men.

818
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:59,120
I show his picture and he's got his fucking captain's outfit on.

819
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:03,280
I'm like that's a bad motherfucker and he's like we're gonna fucking die like as they're

820
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,280
going down.

821
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:06,240
I'm like wow he just knew and he just said it.

822
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,840
He's like yeah we're gonna fucking die.

823
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,800
That's why I can never be a pilot.

824
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,800
Unless you don't unless they were all crisis actors or something but like there's phone

825
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,680
recordings from like United 93 of people.

826
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,680
All made up.

827
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,680
All made up.

828
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,680
It's all a dude.

829
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:19,680
Did you ever?

830
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:21,240
I'm actually excited to hear it.

831
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:22,240
No I am.

832
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,840
Alright so okay so think about it.

833
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,880
It's the 9-11 episode now.

834
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:27,880
There's never been.

835
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:28,880
Building 7.

836
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,880
I gotta talk about it.

837
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:31,600
We talked about it on the first episode.

838
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,000
No but you talked about it.

839
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,000
I didn't talk about it.

840
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,000
Tyler shut the fuck up here and tell them.

841
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,760
It's the 9-11 episode.

842
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,760
Get ready.

843
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,760
Buckle it.

844
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,080
There has never been a black box recovered from Flight 93.

845
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,520
And the black box is like a nuclear bomb.

846
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:46,680
22 years later we are now.

847
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,480
And there has never been a black box.

848
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,240
Black boxes survive fucking everything.

849
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,240
A nuclear bomb.

850
00:33:51,240 --> 00:33:52,800
They actually tested it with a nuclear bomb.

851
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,880
It's like they're indestructible.

852
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:55,880
Damn near indestructible.

853
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,480
Why don't they just make the plane out of that.

854
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,480
Okay boom.

855
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,760
One time because it's too heavy.

856
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:04,680
Does the black box record where the plane is?

857
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:09,080
It records like GPS location.

858
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,400
All the sensors in the cockpit.

859
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,440
They know where it crashed.

860
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:16,080
No they lost that one in Malaysia a few years ago.

861
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:17,080
Have you ever seen a plane crash?

862
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,080
We're talking about United 93.

863
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:21,560
Have you ever seen a plane crash where there was no debris?

864
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,560
Are we talking about the Pentagon?

865
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,360
Flight 93.

866
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,360
Have you ever seen debris?

867
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,360
I mean.

868
00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:30,000
Have you ever seen a piece of a jet engine?

869
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,760
They show a crater in a field.

870
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,760
No no.

871
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,760
There was fucking shit there.

872
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:34,760
There was.

873
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,760
I mean if you look at most plane crashes.

874
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,760
Pull up a picture.

875
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:37,760
I'll pull up a picture.

876
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:38,760
Pull up a picture god damn it.

877
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,800
If you look at most pictures of these plane crashes I feel like they all look the same.

878
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,040
Did you ever hear?

879
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:49,200
Here's the black box recording released 20 years later on Tic Tic Tic Tic on 20 Minutes.

880
00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:52,280
And they're like, lalalalalala jihad jihad.

881
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,280
You never heard that.

882
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,320
Oh shit it is just a crater.

883
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,040
It's just a fucking crater.

884
00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:58,040
That's literally just a crater.

885
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:00,040
This is where it crashed right here boys.

886
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,540
Not a piece of evidence.

887
00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:03,040
That crater on the ground.

888
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,520
That looks like a fucking missile fucking hit.

889
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:07,520
That's like a missile hit.

890
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:08,520
That's like.

891
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,800
No this is just artwork I think.

892
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:12,600
Yeah there's nothing dude.

893
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,600
There's nothing.

894
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,600
Most of these are like of small planes though.

895
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,600
And those do leave debris because they're not going as fucking fast.

896
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,640
They're not going as fast but there's been plenty of plane crashes.

897
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,640
Oh okay here's a different picture.

898
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,000
They actually have debris in this one.

899
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Alright let's see this debris.

900
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:29,000
Like yeah it's like the tail of the.

901
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,000
Let me see.

902
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,000
Yeah.

903
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:32,000
Let me see this.

904
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,000
It has the tail of it.

905
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,880
That's what most like huge fucking jetliner crashes look like.

906
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:37,880
At least based off what I see.

907
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:38,880
I don't know.

908
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:39,880
Look at the one in Russia dude.

909
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,880
You've seen jetliner crashes?

910
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:43,000
They were literally pulling like their suitcases.

911
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,000
But also let's.

912
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:49,240
And that thing was literally plummeting straight into the ground in a day near no stock.

913
00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:53,520
Let's also look at the fact that like it's not a professional pilot that was piloting

914
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,520
it at that point.

915
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,480
It was a fucking guy who was like trying his best.

916
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,600
Yeah no it was one of the fucking hijackers was like.

917
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,400
Or so the story goes.

918
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:03,400
Sorry.

919
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:07,880
But it was one of the hijackers with a broken arm who was like barely clinging to life.

920
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,120
And the plane was in a borderline nosedive when it hit the ground.

921
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:15,240
I feel like most of these accidents you'll look up have debris because the pilot was

922
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:18,420
taking some sort of measures to get themselves level with the ground.

923
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:19,420
But these guys weren't.

924
00:36:19,420 --> 00:36:20,920
Yeah like that.

925
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:24,840
That literally just fucking went into the ground and destroyed everything.

926
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:28,760
It was probably going at way higher speed at a much sharper angle.

927
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,600
Like the debris is gonna look different.

928
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,600
All right Neil deGrasse.

929
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,600
I'm just saying.

930
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,600
I'm a scientist.

931
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:35,600
Doesn't that make sense?

932
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,600
I feel like that makes sense.

933
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,600
Hey Casey.

934
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:40,240
Casey can you get some incense here?

935
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,240
I love that.

936
00:36:41,240 --> 00:36:42,240
I need some incense.

937
00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,960
So dude one of my teachers.

938
00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:46,200
So I took some classes in aviation science when I was like.

939
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:47,480
You know more about this than I do.

940
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:48,480
Enlighten me.

941
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:49,480
I'm just talking out of my ass here.

942
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:50,480
You know a lot about airplanes.

943
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:58,160
So my teacher showed us a video of a fighter jet hitting a brick wall at 600 or 700 miles

944
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:59,160
an hour.

945
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,160
There's nothing left.

946
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,160
It disintegrates.

947
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,160
Disintegrated.

948
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,160
Yeah.

949
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,160
Completely disintegrated.

950
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,160
But.

951
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:06,160
Casey you're right.

952
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,160
There are always.

953
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:08,160
You're just staring off.

954
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,680
Always pieces of airplanes after they crash.

955
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:11,920
It doesn't matter if they dive bomb.

956
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,400
Dude there's the entire fucking tail end.

957
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,920
I don't see anything here.

958
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,920
There's a tail end.

959
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,160
There was in that one picture and that's the first one I've ever seen.

960
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,640
And I don't see anything.

961
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,640
Nothing.

962
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,640
I'm not seeing nothing.

963
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:24,640
Nothing.

964
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,920
Dude it's just a smoldering crater.

965
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,440
I feel like these are pictures of the fucking site after.

966
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,440
Like they cleaned it up though.

967
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,360
They didn't really get many pictures of it when it happened.

968
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,320
Well if that is the case that's sketchy.

969
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,320
There's nothing.

970
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,560
Like look at that picture.

971
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,800
Look at it.

972
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:40,800
Flight 93.

973
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,800
OK.

974
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:47,360
Now let's look up what's that one that got shot down in Russia by accident.

975
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,360
Malaysian Airlines.

976
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,640
I think it was MH370.

977
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:51,640
Of course you know that.

978
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,640
Let's see.

979
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,640
Dude they literally.

980
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,640
OK.

981
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:55,640
After.

982
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,280
Every plane crash.

983
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,840
What they do is they go through and get the debris and they piece it back together.

984
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:03,840
It's that NTSB.

985
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,360
That's what they do.

986
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,360
Right.

987
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,240
Every single plane crash they have to.

988
00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:09,240
Right.

989
00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:13,320
So if you look up reconstructed plane NTSB.

990
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,320
Reconstructed.

991
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,200
Did they ever do that for 93?

992
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,200
NTSB.

993
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:18,200
It was never.

994
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,200
Have you ever seen it?

995
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:20,200
Have you ever seen the.

996
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,680
No I didn't know about this NTSB.

997
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,280
You're the expert on this.

998
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,280
I'm just bullshitting.

999
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:25,280
I'm just off.

1000
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,080
I'm not the devil's advocate here because I'm not like against you here.

1001
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:29,080
I just.

1002
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,080
No I.

1003
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,080
I'm just.

1004
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,440
I'm adamant about this that there is there's not nearly enough debris.

1005
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,960
Like something is wrong.

1006
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,440
So can you do flight 93 of that though.

1007
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:49,000
Well United 93 would probably help.

1008
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:50,000
Yeah.

1009
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000
There's nothing.

1010
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
They don't have it.

1011
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,000
Yeah you would think.

1012
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,000
They do that.

1013
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
Pictures of that.

1014
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Yeah.

1015
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Because they have to.

1016
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,640
They have to reconstruct every flight.

1017
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,860
They try and get every single piece.

1018
00:39:01,860 --> 00:39:04,800
Every single piece that they can to put it back together.

1019
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:06,340
So my theory is.

1020
00:39:06,340 --> 00:39:08,120
You ready for this?

1021
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,560
Are we all paying attention boys?

1022
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:11,240
I'm paying attention.

1023
00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:16,880
So it's either a major conspiracy which I mean most of 9-11 is a major conspiracy.

1024
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:17,880
Hands down.

1025
00:39:17,880 --> 00:39:19,420
They did find the black box.

1026
00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:20,420
Or there was less.

1027
00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:21,840
Have you ever heard any recordings from it.

1028
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:22,840
No but they have it.

1029
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:26,520
They have it at the museum here.

1030
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,120
Let me see if they actually have recordings.

1031
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,120
That's a great place for it.

1032
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,480
How about we like take it to a laboratory and try and figure out what's inside.

1033
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,360
The keys to understanding the final moments of flight 93.

1034
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:39,560
Large commercial aircraft and some smaller commercial corporate private aircraft were

1035
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:44,520
tried by federal aviation administration to be equipped with two black boxes that record

1036
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,880
information.

1037
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:50,720
Both recorders recorded in this plane.

1038
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:55,040
The crew CVR records the flight crews voices.

1039
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,600
The roles of the NTSB.

1040
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,960
What the fuck is that?

1041
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:01,240
That's what that's the guys that reconstructed.

1042
00:40:01,240 --> 00:40:10,240
The black box of flight 93 cockpit voice recorder was was was found search and recovery at flight

1043
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,240
93.

1044
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,240
Oh yeah.

1045
00:40:12,240 --> 00:40:17,680
They they found it on September 13th.

1046
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:23,840
During the excavation of flight 93 watchers were stationed in the pit hoping to spot the

1047
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,120
orange color of the boxes on September 13th.

1048
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:31,320
Workers uncovered the crater with a depth of 15 feet.

1049
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:36,360
They found the cylindrical shaped box that was photographed and uncovered at the crater.

1050
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,040
FBI agents assumed the custody of the box.

1051
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,960
Logged it as evidence and immediately removed it from the site.

1052
00:40:41,960 --> 00:40:44,640
According to the NTSB laboratory in Washington.

1053
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:50,960
There was where the context could be analyzed because the memory on board shows the impact

1054
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:58,480
damage the FDR was taken from Washington DC to Redmond Washington for evaluation and downloading.

1055
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:03,720
The data was extracted and electronically transferred to the NTSB.

1056
00:41:03,720 --> 00:41:08,240
Meanwhile the crash site the search continued for the second black box and on Friday September

1057
00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:10,120
14th at 830 p.m.

1058
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,120
It was recovered.

1059
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,240
There's a recording though.

1060
00:41:13,240 --> 00:41:15,800
I'm looking for that.

1061
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:22,480
Releasing information from the FDR in February 2012 the NTSB release four reports utilizing

1062
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:28,400
data from flight 93 the factual report of investigation the FDR consisting of graphs

1063
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:33,720
tables summarizing the output of the FDR during the entire flight the recorded radar study

1064
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:38,880
and the study of autopilot navigation equipment fuel consumption activity and the flight path

1065
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,720
study in the study of autopilot.

1066
00:41:41,720 --> 00:41:42,720
Where is the.

1067
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:45,240
I feel like that should be in the area.

1068
00:41:45,240 --> 00:41:49,200
We've got a very dramatic audio timeline of the morning of September 11th some of these

1069
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:54,560
audio tapes became declassified just last year combined with what was previously released.

1070
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,440
These things have been doctor that if it was a fucking hijack.

1071
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,840
We're taking you right now.

1072
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:00,840
You're on my side.

1073
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:01,840
I'm playing devil's advocate.

1074
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:02,840
Both sides.

1075
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:03,840
All right.

1076
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:07,760
I can tell you to definitely see that.

1077
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,760
Are you do you think.

1078
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:15,520
I think there's a lot of stuff in business class and I think there's a lot of that we

1079
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:16,520
can't hold on for a second.

1080
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:17,520
I don't know.

1081
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,720
It had to be.

1082
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:21,100
So these motherfuckers were in business class.

1083
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:23,120
They rode their last ride in fucking style.

1084
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:28,360
See that's the that's the other that's the other thing that doesn't add up.

1085
00:42:28,360 --> 00:42:33,080
You know that would be somebody coach that's like those people in business class just five

1086
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,200
minutes later at 824 a.m.

1087
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,200
Eastern time.

1088
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,200
I'm going to have a lot of time.

1089
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,200
Is that American 11 trying to call.

1090
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,200
We have some claims.

1091
00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:48,200
Stay quiet and you'll be OK.

1092
00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,200
We're turning to the airport.

1093
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,200
Stay quiet and you'll be OK.

1094
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:51,200
Trying to call me here.

1095
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:52,200
All right.

1096
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,200
Yeah.

1097
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:57,760
He thought he was projecting to the cab the cabin of the plane but he was on fucking air

1098
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,760
traffic control.

1099
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:06,520
The danger itself and the airplane that's why he keeps saying everybody quiet.

1100
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:07,520
Yeah.

1101
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,520
Now just over half an hour.

1102
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:09,520
I fuck.

1103
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,520
I'm remembering all the shit I knew about when I was a kid.

1104
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:15,040
About 4000 feet about five years ago right now.

1105
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,040
Looks like he's.

1106
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,040
Yeah.

1107
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,040
I think you should.

1108
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,040
Look is he just saying for the building also.

1109
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:20,040
He's just sending really quick.

1110
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,040
Yeah.

1111
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:22,040
Well that's 500 feet now.

1112
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,040
He just dropped 800 feet like once.

1113
00:43:23,040 --> 00:43:24,040
That's another situation.

1114
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:25,040
What kind of a second you guys.

1115
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:29,040
I don't know.

1116
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:33,040
Read it out in a minute.

1117
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:38,040
Another one just hit the building.

1118
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:39,040
Wow.

1119
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,040
Wow.

1120
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,040
The whole building just came apart.

1121
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:42,040
Holy smokes.

1122
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,040
Take you forward to just about a half hour later.

1123
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:50,160
What the fuck was that?

1124
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,160
We're saying we're all.

1125
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,160
All right.

1126
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,160
All right.

1127
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,160
That's enough.

1128
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,160
I'm going to go with the BLS war story.

1129
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,160
No but what.

1130
00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:57,160
What.

1131
00:43:57,160 --> 00:43:58,160
No this is a conspiracy.

1132
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,160
It's fine.

1133
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:04,440
What I think right is that it's only half that part's half conspiracy.

1134
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,080
Okay.

1135
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:13,080
I think that they had another destination that they were going to hit with 93 and they

1136
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:14,080
had to shoot it down.

1137
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:15,080
It was a capital.

1138
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,440
Is that what they were going for?

1139
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:19,640
Because everybody thinks it was the White House but it was actually a capital because

1140
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,640
Congress was in session.

1141
00:44:20,640 --> 00:44:21,640
Yeah.

1142
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:22,640
Yeah that's right.

1143
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:23,640
That's right.

1144
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:24,640
The president wasn't even there.

1145
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,960
The president was in fucking Florida.

1146
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:27,560
So like why the fuck would you hit the White House?

1147
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:31,640
The capitals were in the capital like it was in session during that time.

1148
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,160
So they're going for the capital.

1149
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:34,160
Well.

1150
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:36,520
Because let's think about it.

1151
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:43,760
First you hit the Twin Towers which was the economic the economics heart of America.

1152
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:47,080
Then you hit the Pentagon which is the military heart of America.

1153
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:51,280
Then you hit the capital which is the political part of America of the complete the political

1154
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,560
heart of America.

1155
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:57,260
If you got all three of those and they successfully hit all three of those you would just decapitate

1156
00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:58,680
the entire United States.

1157
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:05,480
Every single like every single like high ranking guy in politics economy and the military would

1158
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:09,800
all be gone in one fell swoop because what they're actually aiming for at the Pentagon

1159
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,160
was the center.

1160
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:16,520
They're aiming for dead center because in the dead center underneath that is where all

1161
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:21,000
the fucking head guys are because underneath the grass they have like a bunker that's like

1162
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,880
fucking like 200 feet underground or something and they're trying to nose dive into the fucking

1163
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,280
center of it.

1164
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,860
But for whatever reason they weren't able to do that so they skimmed it off the grass

1165
00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:35,120
and hit the hit the side of it and they didn't really get anybody in there because it was

1166
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:38,440
like it was a part of the Pentagon that was still under construction.

1167
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:42,760
So they killed a couple of construction workers and stuff but if they're actually going for

1168
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,060
the capital too.

1169
00:45:44,060 --> 00:45:48,520
So you kill every senator and every single person in the house at the same fucking time

1170
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:49,520
with that.

1171
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:53,360
You kill all the head businessmen in all of America in the Twin Towers and you kill all

1172
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,360
the generals of the United States.

1173
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:58,640
I don't think an airplane would have killed every person in the Capitol building.

1174
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,480
It would have killed a lot of them though.

1175
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:04,520
Like if you hit the if you hit because it's a big ass building and there's two separate

1176
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:09,200
wings but if you hit the the middle part of it like where like the dome is that's where

1177
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:13,000
like the giant dome like underneath there is where like all the seats are because if

1178
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:17,000
you actually look at like the the Congress and stuff when you actually look at it it's

1179
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,720
all like a round circle it's actually right in the dead center.

1180
00:46:19,720 --> 00:46:22,080
Haven't you ever played five and Black Ops one.

1181
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,800
Yeah but like like the zombies map.

1182
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:29,200
The capital the capital has like a circular like like the center that's the circle and

1183
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:30,760
that's where all the people are.

1184
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:36,680
If a plane hit that from from a certain angle you could take out like 90 percent of them

1185
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:38,360
like at one time.

1186
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:43,720
So if you took out 90 percent of Congress in the house you took out all these businessmen

1187
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:46,800
that were like the high ranking businessmen and you take out a shit ton of generals at

1188
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:51,160
the same time we'd be in fucking shambles like we wouldn't have we wouldn't be able

1189
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:55,200
to fucking figure out how to do anything because like our all our politicians are fucking dead.

1190
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:57,520
So fucking like it's just it's out of control.

1191
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,960
So that's confirmed that's where that was heading.

1192
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:00,960
Yeah.

1193
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:01,960
Okay.

1194
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,280
Because the president wasn't even at the fucking White House and they knew that.

1195
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:08,240
So how do you explain to an entire nation like that.

1196
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:14,080
Yes I should tell you this video did I in this in the chat of George Bush and how I

1197
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,120
said every time he blinks he's lying.

1198
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,120
Yeah.

1199
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:24,040
Our way of life our very freedom came under attack in a series of deliberate and deadly

1200
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,040
terrorist acts.

1201
00:47:25,040 --> 00:47:29,080
He blinks when he said terrorist.

1202
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:36,200
Were in their offices secretaries businessmen and women military and federal workers moms

1203
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,080
and dads workers friends and neighbors.

1204
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:44,720
I remember watching thousands of lives were suddenly ended by evil despicable acts of

1205
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:48,520
terror terror twice.

1206
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,840
He said terror that he played fucking twice.

1207
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,620
I see you George Bush.

1208
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:57,500
So I want to touch on building seven again because this is my we still we've got some

1209
00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:58,500
stuff we got on pack.

1210
00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:02,240
Yeah we got to go to a quick we got a lot of material here.

1211
00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:04,040
We'll get back to building seven for the fifth time.

1212
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,040
All right.

1213
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:08,120
I just fucking this shit wrong with building seven.

1214
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,800
So all right.

1215
00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:11,760
So how do you explain to.

1216
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:16,680
All right so you know that this plane is heading for another target.

1217
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:24,080
And I don't know how much longer after 93 how much longer that happened after the first

1218
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:25,320
Twin Tower was hit.

1219
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:30,880
I just had this question I ask you are you saying that the people on 93 just didn't exist.

1220
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:31,880
No.

1221
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:32,880
They're all crisis.

1222
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:34,560
Well I'm saying that's a possibility.

1223
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:40,160
So we're on a range we're on a spectrum here of conspiracy because I think what you're

1224
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,400
trying to say is that it got shot down right.

1225
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:43,400
That's what you're saying.

1226
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:44,400
Yeah.

1227
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,520
How do you explain to a nation that you had to shoot down an airplane with 300 people

1228
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:48,520
on it.

1229
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:55,560
So if you if you if that's if that's your if that's your fucking punch of us kill him

1230
00:48:55,560 --> 00:49:01,480
I got a theory they made flight 93 crash on purpose because they wanted to make it look

1231
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:08,520
like the story was true that hijackers took over the planes and people were like all heroic

1232
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,600
and trying to save them.

1233
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:14,480
So they said this like flight this like remote flight or they just like blew up a crater

1234
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:20,080
right and then that was flight 93 and the whole story was just way too many families

1235
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:23,440
like that crisis actors my friend.

1236
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:28,760
Generations of their yeah that's Alex that's an Alex Jones take that's not from that Sandy

1237
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:32,040
Hook thing to later so we'll talk about that.

1238
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,280
People call me the conspiracy theory.

1239
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,960
I feel bad because I feel like I'm going to be a fucking those phone calls.

1240
00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:44,480
I feel like I'm going to world trade center seven stories because the chief in my firehouse

1241
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:49,880
who I trust more than like anybody there was one of the USAR members that was like doing

1242
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:53,360
recovery on it before it had immediately collapsed.

1243
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,360
I was.

1244
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:55,360
Oh all right.

1245
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,360
We got to talk.

1246
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:59,680
It was all about building construction and shit and he was just never mind.

1247
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:00,680
All right.

1248
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:01,680
We're going to touch on this.

1249
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:02,680
We're going to touch on this.

1250
00:50:02,680 --> 00:50:06,600
But I just have to we have to get this flight 93 thing out of the way.

1251
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:11,000
So it's kind of hard to explain to a nation that you had to shoot down a plane with women

1252
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,320
and children on it.

1253
00:50:12,320 --> 00:50:13,320
Right.

1254
00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:14,320
Three hundred people.

1255
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:15,320
All right.

1256
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,520
That's that's a tough thing to explain when it had to be done.

1257
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,520
OK.

1258
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,680
People would say well why couldn't they just have done this.

1259
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:22,160
Why couldn't they have done that.

1260
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,240
And I watched this one F16 pilot.

1261
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:27,880
It would make people lose trust in their in their government because they would understand

1262
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:28,880
it had to be done.

1263
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,480
The final minutes of flight 93.

1264
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,040
How do the terrorists take control of the plane.

1265
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:36,960
Every time Dan tries to make this point.

1266
00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:37,960
I'm sorry.

1267
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:38,960
I'm sorry.

1268
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:39,960
Go ahead.

1269
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:40,960
No no.

1270
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:44,440
So I was just watching this this one video of this lady that she's a lady.

1271
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:50,280
She was a pilot and F16 pilot and she's like yeah we wait there's women.

1272
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,280
We scrambled in our.

1273
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:52,280
Oh my God.

1274
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:53,280
I know.

1275
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:54,280
I didn't think there were.

1276
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,880
I mean we're talking 20 years ago.

1277
00:50:56,880 --> 00:51:00,800
But she said that there was no loaded F16s.

1278
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,280
There's no Amelia Earhart.

1279
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:04,280
Yes.

1280
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:05,280
She called me.

1281
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,280
What's that.

1282
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,280
I said I'm listening.

1283
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:09,280
Damn.

1284
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:10,280
Yeah.

1285
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:13,960
So she said that there was no F16s ready with that were loaded with weapons ready to scramble

1286
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,840
which is complete bullshit.

1287
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:19,760
You're talking the most powerful country in the world.

1288
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:24,400
Why weren't they have one F16 within an area that was loaded with weapons.

1289
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:25,400
It was probably 35.

1290
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:26,400
That was actually loaded.

1291
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,760
Well I mean that thing probably wasn't even in the design.

1292
00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:30,760
I guess that's kind of.

1293
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:31,760
No no no.

1294
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:33,360
And that's what you're expecting.

1295
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:37,120
If you're buying into I personally think you might be onto something that makes sense to

1296
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:42,920
me like she said they were getting ready to fly the F16s out and ram against the planes.

1297
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,640
I'm like that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

1298
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:46,640
Just shoot it.

1299
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,000
You have we're going to slam just a kamikaze mission just we're going to slam our fifth

1300
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,000
generation fighters.

1301
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:56,240
So likely likely what happened is there was a jet that was ready to scramble that was

1302
00:51:56,240 --> 00:52:00,400
loaded with weapons that went and shot it down all right blew it to bits because that

1303
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,160
thing looks obliterated right.

1304
00:52:03,160 --> 00:52:04,160
There is nothing.

1305
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,120
I've never seen a plane get hit by a missile though.

1306
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,120
I've never.

1307
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:08,120
No.

1308
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,120
OK.

1309
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,120
So I've seen like.

1310
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,120
Yeah.

1311
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,120
There's a big scatters.

1312
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,120
Actually over my house once.

1313
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,120
No.

1314
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,120
No.

1315
00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,120
I've seen like dog fighting videos and shit.

1316
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:18,440
Even if you get hit with a missile it doesn't just like fucking blows off a part of it.

1317
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:22,240
But then like it just because when one part gets blown off you can't fucking do anything.

1318
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:23,240
So it just spins out.

1319
00:52:23,240 --> 00:52:24,240
Right.

1320
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,240
Right.

1321
00:52:25,240 --> 00:52:28,080
So I get where you're coming from with that.

1322
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:32,000
But even if like that's like your theory like and then you're saying that there wasn't that

1323
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:35,400
much debris there'd still be a shit ton of debris if you got hit with a missile.

1324
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:36,400
Yeah.

1325
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:37,400
I guess that that is a good point.

1326
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:42,800
If you had to shoot down a fucking commercial airliner like that there would be debris from

1327
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,800
that.

1328
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,600
Well I get it would be scattered over what kind of depends on what kind of weapons we're

1329
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,600
talking about here.

1330
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:51,480
We're talking like we said it was an airplane either that shot it down.

1331
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:52,720
It was a fucking alien.

1332
00:52:52,720 --> 00:52:53,720
OK.

1333
00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:54,720
No.

1334
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:57,440
I'm just saying where does United 93 go.

1335
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:01,800
How does how do they keep that under wraps of where it fucking crashed.

1336
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:05,920
Bro let's listen to the box call audio is less than one minute long.

1337
00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,360
So I'm assuming what you're saying is like they sent a missile into like the fucking

1338
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,560
ground there and the plane like that wasn't actual wrecking.

1339
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,600
Hold on a second.

1340
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:14,600
Am I understanding that correctly?

1341
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:15,600
There's too much rest.

1342
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:16,600
Shut the fuck in here.

1343
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,600
Say it again.

1344
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:23,160
So I guess what I'm asking is do you think that what we accept as the United 93 crash

1345
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,760
site is a crash site of an airplane.

1346
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:26,760
No.

1347
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,760
That's what he's saying.

1348
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:30,360
Well well no because all he said was that was shot down.

1349
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,200
He said there was no wreckage there.

1350
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,080
I'm going down the middle of this conspiracy.

1351
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:38,880
I'm just saying I'm not going all the way into left field saying that that didn't exist.

1352
00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:39,880
OK.

1353
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:40,880
But that's a possibility.

1354
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:41,880
Well if you shot down a commercial airliner.

1355
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:42,880
I'm going halfway and I'm saying.

1356
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:45,880
Bro the people at the scene were crisis actors.

1357
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,880
The first responders were crisis actors.

1358
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:54,880
If a loaded plane got shot down and they sent a fucking missile into this airfield and said

1359
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:56,480
that was the wreckage of a plane.

1360
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:57,480
All right.

1361
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:58,480
So say.

1362
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:01,480
But there's a tail of a plane there too.

1363
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:02,480
So maybe.

1364
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:03,480
OK.

1365
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:06,600
So if what you're saying was the thing that happened and it got hit with a missile.

1366
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,240
Maybe it got hit in the missile with a missile in the fucking center.

1367
00:54:09,240 --> 00:54:14,120
But that also fucking makes a fucking weird thing because they're heat seeking missiles.

1368
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,900
So they go after the tail of the plane.

1369
00:54:15,900 --> 00:54:17,320
So if it got to the engines.

1370
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,320
Yeah.

1371
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,320
Oh right.

1372
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:20,320
Yeah.

1373
00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:23,600
I forgot that the center of the planes were aware that I was thinking like a jet where

1374
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:24,600
it was in the back.

1375
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:26,280
So no those things are fucking accurate.

1376
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,280
Oh yeah.

1377
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:31,080
Well so the other thing is you know actually now that I'm thinking about it you have you

1378
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:34,040
have a point there because if it hit one of the engines it could have ripped the plane

1379
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:38,200
in half and the bottom half of the plane that crash landed it would still be intact.

1380
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:40,400
So that could be an actual thing.

1381
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:47,360
Well the other thing is is you got to think the United States is the most advanced military

1382
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,280
yeah has the most advanced military on planet Earth.

1383
00:54:51,280 --> 00:54:52,280
OK.

1384
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:57,040
On Earth at this time today and 20 years ago it was the most advanced.

1385
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:58,040
OK.

1386
00:54:58,040 --> 00:55:05,840
There is no doubt weapons that we have and had that do not get used unless there are

1387
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,760
dire circumstances and they're not nuclear.

1388
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:13,120
These weapons they make nuclear weapons look like very elementary.

1389
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:20,200
So if they say this fucking Chargers thing I'm talking conspiracy here.

1390
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,040
We'll talk about sports later.

1391
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:28,560
So why did they not go after George Bush at the in Florida like you know he's going to

1392
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:32,040
shoot up a pre you know he had to be shitting himself right.

1393
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:37,400
Yeah or he's like well every national in charge of when shit's about to get real.

1394
00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:38,400
Wow.

1395
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:44,760
You know what he did what like when after the attacks happened the guy George Bush

1396
00:55:44,760 --> 00:55:46,880
when he was reading to an elementary school.

1397
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:47,880
Yeah.

1398
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:49,360
No he was in the elementary school.

1399
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:50,960
Yeah he was yeah he was no.

1400
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,240
Do you know where he went to hide.

1401
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:57,960
He went to that fucking mountain fucking base thing Raven Rock.

1402
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:03,640
No before that he literally went up in Air Force One and flew around in circles around

1403
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:06,600
the whole country for like five hours.

1404
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:10,440
So he had some some confidence that he wasn't going to get nothing was going to happen because

1405
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:13,800
he had 16 flying next to him the whole time.

1406
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:17,680
I mean bro you got to think about the shit that we have ash on my phone.

1407
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,960
You got to think about the shit that we have that we can't even talk about.

1408
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:23,800
They probably said OK two buildings just got hit.

1409
00:56:23,800 --> 00:56:24,800
All right.

1410
00:56:24,800 --> 00:56:26,600
America is under attack.

1411
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:30,320
Can we unleash the probably after the plane hit the towers or like can we can we use the

1412
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,040
big guns and they're like no.

1413
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:33,040
All right.

1414
00:56:33,040 --> 00:56:34,760
And then the Pentagon got hit and they're like can we use the big guns.

1415
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,960
And they're like OK use the fucking big guns.

1416
00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,160
OK because shit just got fucking real.

1417
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:40,160
OK.

1418
00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:42,080
And so what they did is they put their keys right.

1419
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:43,120
It takes like three people.

1420
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,760
They put their keys in this little thing.

1421
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:45,760
This one turns green.

1422
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,360
Next guy comes in puts it in talk about nuclear bomb.

1423
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:52,320
Next guy comes in his turns green and this fucking satellite opens up in space and it

1424
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:54,920
vaporizes a fucking airplane with 300 people on it.

1425
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,400
And they're like that fucking.

1426
00:56:56,400 --> 00:57:03,880
We got to come up with a feel good story about how that thing crashed.

1427
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:07,560
There's fucking nothing left of it.

1428
00:57:07,560 --> 00:57:08,560
OK.

1429
00:57:08,560 --> 00:57:09,560
All right.

1430
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,560
OK.

1431
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:13,840
I think I think the F16 shooting it with a missile makes more sense.

1432
00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:14,840
But there's nothing left of it.

1433
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:15,840
Exactly.

1434
00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:16,840
No there's a tail end.

1435
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,560
So yeah the tail.

1436
00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:22,800
But think about it just if we're going to go with how deep Dan's going here.

1437
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:24,720
Who's to say that they didn't create.

1438
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:25,720
Oh that's.

1439
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:32,400
I was going to say create some missile where it would leave behind a tail.

1440
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,240
But that would be very specific.

1441
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:37,600
You don't think that we have space lasers that can vaporize airplanes.

1442
00:57:37,600 --> 00:57:40,520
Oh I absolutely think that we have a Jewish space laser.

1443
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:41,520
Right.

1444
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,320
And it's like you don't think we would use that if we were under attack.

1445
00:57:44,320 --> 00:57:45,680
We had that 20 years ago.

1446
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:52,320
They say the things that we have now are what the military had 20 years ago.

1447
00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:53,320
OK.

1448
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,480
So there's all this talk about AI right now.

1449
00:57:55,480 --> 00:57:56,480
Right.

1450
00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:57,480
This is like what's coming out to the public.

1451
00:57:57,480 --> 00:58:00,320
Am I going too crazy off the rails.

1452
00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,320
No no.

1453
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:02,520
I love it.

1454
00:58:02,520 --> 00:58:07,600
So if we're just talking about AI.

1455
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:12,440
Here's the deepest 9-11 conspiracy theory that you have never ever heard of.

1456
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:15,440
You will not find this on the depths of the Internet.

1457
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:16,440
OK.

1458
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:17,440
I am so excited.

1459
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:18,440
Right now what everybody.

1460
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:19,440
Untitled podcast exclusive.

1461
00:58:19,440 --> 00:58:21,960
Untitled exactly.

1462
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:22,960
What we're worried about now.

1463
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:23,960
OK.

1464
00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:25,960
Fucking Dan's going to get killed after this episode.

1465
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:29,920
Dan do you have any suicidal ideations at all.

1466
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:30,920
I do not.

1467
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:31,920
I know how to swim.

1468
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:32,920
How much caffeine.

1469
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:33,920
I would never hang myself.

1470
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:37,440
If Dan was on to something they would just kill us all.

1471
00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:38,440
Right.

1472
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:42,480
Like 20 people know about this podcast.

1473
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:43,480
So OK.

1474
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,120
I know how to swim.

1475
00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:47,080
I know how to swim.

1476
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:48,760
I am not suicidal.

1477
00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,240
I would never kill myself.

1478
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:55,080
If I ever am unalived by something.

1479
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:56,360
It wasn't me.

1480
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:57,360
It was something else.

1481
00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:58,360
All they're doing.

1482
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,480
All you're doing is just making it more difficult for them to kill you.

1483
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:02,760
But they're still going to do it.

1484
00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:04,120
I was never.

1485
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:08,800
I would never do anything to hurt myself.

1486
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:09,800
This is it.

1487
00:59:09,800 --> 00:59:13,040
This is this is all fake and make believe this isn't real.

1488
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:14,040
OK.

1489
00:59:14,040 --> 00:59:15,040
I'm ready for the theory.

1490
00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:16,040
The deepest.

1491
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:19,040
Dark seven had crisis.

1492
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:20,800
Nine eleven theory.

1493
00:59:20,800 --> 00:59:22,520
That has yet to come out.

1494
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:23,520
OK.

1495
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:24,960
We're worried about AI right now.

1496
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:25,960
OK.

1497
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:26,960
Everybody's talking about.

1498
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:27,960
I don't like it.

1499
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:28,960
I did not.

1500
00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:29,960
The U.S.

1501
00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,920
Government had a I beyond what we're talking about now 20 years ago.

1502
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,440
We're on a 20 year delay.

1503
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:36,440
OK.

1504
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:37,440
OK.

1505
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,920
So everything we're talking about now the military had 20 years ago.

1506
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:41,920
All right.

1507
00:59:41,920 --> 00:59:43,840
They were playing around with AI.

1508
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:44,840
Right.

1509
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:45,840
And they unleashed it.

1510
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:46,840
All right.

1511
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,840
It got out of control.

1512
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:51,920
And I tried to take down the United States.

1513
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:52,920
Oh shit.

1514
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:53,920
What the fuck.

1515
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:54,920
Right.

1516
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,320
That was not that it wasn't an outside terrorist.

1517
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,320
It wasn't any of that.

1518
00:59:58,320 --> 01:00:00,600
And what the fuck was Mohamed talking about.

1519
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,800
They said all right let's see what this thing does.

1520
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:03,800
And then it got out of control.

1521
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:08,720
It said well you know if this was if it was designed to be you know a good thing to do

1522
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:13,320
good things says well we got it we got to take out something that's really bad.

1523
01:00:13,320 --> 01:00:16,680
And AI takes over the computers takes over the missiles.

1524
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:20,720
A lot of people think that the Pentagon didn't get hit by a plane got hit by a missile.

1525
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:22,720
And it takes over the computer system.

1526
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,160
It does look like it too.

1527
01:00:24,160 --> 01:00:26,480
Also like the damage that left was like a fucking missile.

1528
01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:27,480
It really was.

1529
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,480
Yeah.

1530
01:00:28,480 --> 01:00:29,480
So.

1531
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:31,600
So do you think that they had a sentient AI.

1532
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,640
I think it's quite possible that they had a sentient AI.

1533
01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,680
It tried to take it tried to pull a coup on the US government.

1534
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:43,920
But how does that explain the terrorists who whether or not they were coached by the government

1535
01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:44,980
or not.

1536
01:00:44,980 --> 01:00:46,440
Maybe the actors.

1537
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:47,440
OK so.

1538
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:49,120
I'm not with your fucking.

1539
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,680
We're going down this fucking crazy ass path.

1540
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,680
Yeah.

1541
01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:53,680
So.

1542
01:00:53,680 --> 01:01:01,680
So they literally sat in a studio like this and recorded the phone calls.

1543
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,280
We can do it right now.

1544
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:04,280
Listen.

1545
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:05,280
Let's do it.

1546
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:06,280
Listen OK.

1547
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:07,280
OK.

1548
01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:10,160
So listen if we're doing going down this AI fucking pattern OK.

1549
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:11,760
So then they're like OK.

1550
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:18,800
And then this AI can influence human brain thought by becoming a fucking cyber virus

1551
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:22,460
that lets itself implant itself into people's brains.

1552
01:01:22,460 --> 01:01:27,240
And they told the terrorists to take fucking can take a take a.

1553
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:28,760
And how did they stop it.

1554
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:31,400
How they stop it because the government was finally starting to figure out what the fuck

1555
01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:32,400
was going on.

1556
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:33,400
He's on something.

1557
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:36,280
Bro this is like the Adderall podcast.

1558
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:42,240
So it if the if the if the AI that was an evil AI figure out how to make itself a biological

1559
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:45,200
agent that could influence people's eyes.

1560
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:47,920
It could fucking get into people and then biologically.

1561
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,920
You two are acting like you're on cocaine.

1562
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,920
He's on to something.

1563
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,920
He's on to something.

1564
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:55,920
No.

1565
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,920
I'm going to explain why he's on to something.

1566
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:03,160
So it's like fucking biologic cool fucking AI that can take over people.

1567
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:05,280
It's basically a fucking mind plague.

1568
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:08,240
So fucking mind plague that can reset people's brain.

1569
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:10,920
What's another thing that we're talking about today that's big in the news.

1570
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:11,920
Viruses.

1571
01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:15,040
Not just viruses but we're talking about something called CRISPR.

1572
01:02:15,040 --> 01:02:16,040
OK.

1573
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,160
It's a gene editing program.

1574
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:19,680
It allows genes to be edited.

1575
01:02:19,680 --> 01:02:22,520
It's like fucking AI was editing the fucking genes.

1576
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:25,800
So the special machine in the beginning of like fallout.

1577
01:02:25,800 --> 01:02:27,080
You just pick your stats.

1578
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:29,280
It's not so much a machine as it is.

1579
01:02:29,280 --> 01:02:30,280
It's a technique.

1580
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,760
It's a biological to edit genes.

1581
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:34,080
We have added genes however we want.

1582
01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:35,080
OK.

1583
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,480
So now the big fear is you got colon cancer.

1584
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:42,760
It's like it's like what if what if you let AI start manipulating genes with CRISPR on

1585
01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:43,760
its own.

1586
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,080
And so we're talking about that now.

1587
01:02:46,080 --> 01:02:47,360
They had that 20 years ago.

1588
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:51,480
The military has already has already researched this stuff.

1589
01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,280
So imagine where they're at.

1590
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:54,280
What if it.

1591
01:02:54,280 --> 01:02:59,960
AI made a virus and they fucking biologically genetically engineered terrorists and they

1592
01:02:59,960 --> 01:03:04,360
fucking use these goddamn terrorists to do 9 11 so that they can make it look like a

1593
01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:05,360
person did it.

1594
01:03:05,360 --> 01:03:11,080
But it was a biological agent of an AI overlord that was doing this shit and they fucking

1595
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:16,120
they made it into this fucking virus that stuck into the person's brain cranium and

1596
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,880
it fucked their brain.

1597
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:21,680
You know and then they fucking did all this shit and like it was like being fucked in

1598
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,720
the brain by an AI.

1599
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:28,280
You know who really did 9 11 George Bush George Bush.

1600
01:03:28,280 --> 01:03:29,280
All right.

1601
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:30,280
All right.

1602
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:31,280
I'm sorry.

1603
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:32,280
I'm never seen that picture.

1604
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:33,280
I had to get that stuff out.

1605
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:37,040
No, I don't see that picture of George Bush.

1606
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:42,000
Well, I've been watching George Bush videos like this week on YouTube for some reason.

1607
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:46,320
He's so charismatic the way he like leads the country after 9 11.

1608
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:48,600
Like it's obvious he did it to get his ratings up.

1609
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:50,080
Did you ever see this picture?

1610
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:52,240
It's like a cult of personality.

1611
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:57,600
This is an actual picture that was in Epstein's fucking fucking thing.

1612
01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:58,720
His fucking house.

1613
01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:04,160
It's George Bush with two paper planes in front of two broken Jenga towers.

1614
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,160
Yeah.

1615
01:04:05,160 --> 01:04:06,520
It's fucking insane.

1616
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:11,960
You know what's you know what's worse than that is the the one with Clinton in the dress.

1617
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:12,960
Oh, the dress.

1618
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:13,960
Yeah.

1619
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:14,960
Yeah.

1620
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:15,960
And the high heels.

1621
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:16,960
We talked about this before.

1622
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:17,960
Yeah.

1623
01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:18,960
So anyway, I was here.

1624
01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:22,080
Where were you going before I went off on a cocaine fueled rant?

1625
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:27,640
Oh, no, I was just gonna say when it comes to the World Trade Center, the building had

1626
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:32,680
no signs of being detonated by any sort of bombs and it was just structurally weakened

1627
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:37,680
enough from all the falling debris and all the shit from the towers that it did collapse

1628
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:40,080
under normal circumstances.

1629
01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:47,800
Where in God's name did the building is being imploded come from then?

1630
01:04:47,800 --> 01:04:51,640
Because they said that on the news, they said that they are going to implode Building 7

1631
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:54,160
so they wouldn't damage any other buildings around it.

1632
01:04:54,160 --> 01:04:55,160
Where did that come from?

1633
01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:59,160
Because there's actual I can never find it because I got fucking scrubs from the internet,

1634
01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:00,600
but they actually had video of it.

1635
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:01,600
I watched it.

1636
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:04,680
No, I watched it in a documentary back in like 2005.

1637
01:05:04,680 --> 01:05:07,800
They said find it was one who owned the building.

1638
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:12,480
And he said that the firefighters said that things were getting really bad and they gave

1639
01:05:12,480 --> 01:05:14,680
him permission to pull it.

1640
01:05:14,680 --> 01:05:21,960
But what I said in the first episode is that with Building 7, all this talk about pulling

1641
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:26,000
it, there were some high level agencies that were working on that building.

1642
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:29,000
There was the CIA, the NSA, the FBI and something else.

1643
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,000
Right.

1644
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:34,680
So if the nation was under attack, you don't think that they have mechanisms in place.

1645
01:05:34,680 --> 01:05:37,200
They have very sensitive information in these buildings.

1646
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,520
This is the episode one.

1647
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:39,880
We talked about this.

1648
01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:45,000
You do not think that they have a self destruct mechanism on the building.

1649
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,840
You're saying that like when your buddy there was down there and said that it couldn't be

1650
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,480
exploded.

1651
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,940
What if it was like one of the new technologies that we were talking about that that made

1652
01:05:53,940 --> 01:05:57,240
the building blow up in a different way than we normally see it?

1653
01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:58,240
Outer space laser.

1654
01:05:58,240 --> 01:06:02,760
Well, there was just at least as far as I can say, there was no evidence of anything

1655
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:05,200
like sketchy because I went down the fucking.

1656
01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:06,200
What is this guy's credential?

1657
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:11,760
I'm not doubting your friend.

1658
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:12,760
I'm not.

1659
01:06:12,760 --> 01:06:13,960
We'll talk about this off the pot.

1660
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:14,960
Yeah.

1661
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:18,200
I'm not going to go into history about like who he is and shit, but he's been a firefighter

1662
01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:21,640
for like almost 50 years at this point.

1663
01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:22,640
You know what?

1664
01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:23,640
Like 40.

1665
01:06:23,640 --> 01:06:24,640
And he's seen like explosions and shit.

1666
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:27,480
But he's like USAR, like urban search and rescue.

1667
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:31,480
My department was one of the only volunteer departments that went down for it just because

1668
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:33,640
of how many people they had on the USAR team.

1669
01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:39,720
So sometimes I trust trust those old guys that are like, you know, a firefighter on the

1670
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:44,200
side and like a plumber like for the more than like his whole life has been like fucking

1671
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,200
emergency management.

1672
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:49,720
And I trust those guys more than like, you know, people with credentials and letters

1673
01:06:49,720 --> 01:06:50,720
behind their name.

1674
01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:51,720
Yes.

1675
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:52,720
But no, he was there.

1676
01:06:52,720 --> 01:06:53,720
Orin.

1677
01:06:53,720 --> 01:06:56,720
He was there about two letters.

1678
01:06:56,720 --> 01:07:00,040
Specifically, or in Ed.

1679
01:07:00,040 --> 01:07:01,040
He actually knows.

1680
01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:06,680
He was down there about no, no, it was 12 hours because they got down there the night

1681
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:13,560
of and worked the pile and then they got tasked with USAR shit with building seven the next

1682
01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:16,240
morning because it didn't like just collapse right away.

1683
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:17,240
It was there for a while.

1684
01:07:17,240 --> 01:07:22,040
So they were feds might have been able to collapse it and get their shit out of there

1685
01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:23,200
before they got there.

1686
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:27,320
Well, also, he said that when they were in there, like they knew that they knew that

1687
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:31,800
there was like potential for people to be trapped, which there was some, but also like

1688
01:07:31,800 --> 01:07:35,480
they knew that they were on a clock, like they knew that this building was going to

1689
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:36,480
collapse.

1690
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:37,560
It showed signs of collapsing.

1691
01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:39,800
It was getting worse and worse.

1692
01:07:39,800 --> 01:07:44,240
And then they just got like they pretty much were like, all right, it's not safe for us

1693
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:48,440
to go in there anymore because we're just going to get fucking killed if we do.

1694
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:49,800
So but so that's what you did.

1695
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,960
You ask him if he ever found any sensitive information down there.

1696
01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:55,040
I really doubt he was looking for it.

1697
01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:59,600
But like, I mean, he was mostly working it when it was like already fucking practically

1698
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:00,600
destroyed.

1699
01:08:00,600 --> 01:08:05,880
Do you know, like it was standing right when the towers came down, but like it was already

1700
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,720
like it wasn't like a passable fucking building.

1701
01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:13,840
Like that building was already mostly decimated for building seven is after like the initial

1702
01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:18,680
search, they closed that shit off to anybody, including like first responders and stuff.

1703
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,560
It was only the feds that were allowed in there.

1704
01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:21,560
Well, that makes sense.

1705
01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:24,040
I mean, there is sensitive information in there.

1706
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:29,080
Like I'm saying even I'm saying if this wasn't a conspiracy, you'd still want to block that

1707
01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:32,440
shit off because somebody is going to realize that they have the opportunity to get their

1708
01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:36,640
hands on something they shouldn't because they need to block it.

1709
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:40,320
I wonder how much fucking sensitive information was in the pile down there.

1710
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:41,320
Oh, yeah.

1711
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:42,640
I mean, most of it was in there.

1712
01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:48,360
Like I'm sure you've seen the stories and shit like you would find like the earlobe

1713
01:08:48,360 --> 01:08:51,320
of a person like everything was fucking devastated.

1714
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:57,920
Oh, like the like the state museum down here, like where they would have like the like a

1715
01:08:57,920 --> 01:09:00,080
picture on like someone's desk that they found.

1716
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:03,320
And it was like one picture like like the like the items.

1717
01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:07,400
Yes, like it was just everything in there got eviscerated.

1718
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:10,480
So so much weight coming down so fucking quick.

1719
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,920
Nine eleven impossible for like full objects.

1720
01:09:12,920 --> 01:09:14,680
Nine eleven is a you to survive.

1721
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:18,920
It's like a deeply like personal thing for me.

1722
01:09:18,920 --> 01:09:19,920
Hold on.

1723
01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:23,840
I have a sense for why the World Trade Center would be a target for actually because they

1724
01:09:23,840 --> 01:09:25,320
knew it would get decimated.

1725
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:28,840
They knew that those sensitive documents wouldn't get in the wrong.

1726
01:09:28,840 --> 01:09:29,840
That's what I'm trying to say.

1727
01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:35,040
Fuck is that you know, as a New Yorker and having family members that were down there

1728
01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:41,480
during that time, they were like in the tower and shit like it's a it was like I'm like

1729
01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:45,920
that nine eleven did happen, but there was some shady shit that happened behind the scenes

1730
01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:46,920
during it.

1731
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:47,920
Right.

1732
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:48,920
Type shit like like that's like the one thing.

1733
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:53,800
Like I will I will question nine eleven and shit, but like I'm not doubting that it actually

1734
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:54,800
happened.

1735
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:58,360
I'm doubt I am doubting the like official story of what happened.

1736
01:09:58,360 --> 01:09:59,360
Right.

1737
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:03,520
You think there was definitely shit that went down like what you think planes blew they

1738
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:08,040
prove that it could they prove that it could like by like without a shadow of a doubt.

1739
01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:11,560
They're like well jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but no, but it brings it to the point

1740
01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:12,560
of yeah.

1741
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:16,040
Yeah, you guys believe the conspiracy is about nine eleven.

1742
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:19,320
They've been talking about them for an hour.

1743
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:22,200
I think it's just satire.

1744
01:10:22,200 --> 01:10:23,200
Is this what you know?

1745
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:27,240
I mean, I think for me, building seven is the only one that I'm actually like like kind

1746
01:10:27,240 --> 01:10:29,640
of like skeeved out about like the rest of the shit.

1747
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:34,440
I'm like, OK, like there it was it was one of the worst events in American history, maybe

1748
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:36,280
history in general.

1749
01:10:36,280 --> 01:10:39,400
Like I'm going to bring something up.

1750
01:10:39,400 --> 01:10:46,280
Also, that was building seven was the first steel structure in history to collapse from

1751
01:10:46,280 --> 01:10:47,280
fire.

1752
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:48,280
Really?

1753
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:49,280
In history.

1754
01:10:49,280 --> 01:10:50,280
Yeah, look, look it up.

1755
01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:51,280
I look at it.

1756
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:52,280
Look at it.

1757
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:53,280
Look at it right now.

1758
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:54,280
Nine eleven was as fake as the moon landing, actually.

1759
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:57,200
Yeah, I actually don't go down this road.

1760
01:10:57,200 --> 01:11:00,200
We don't need him fucking screaming his ass off.

1761
01:11:00,200 --> 01:11:03,200
I don't even believe this.

1762
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:06,200
This is what the Nazis were like.

1763
01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:09,200
And the aliens were mind melding.

1764
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:13,520
Yeah, no, it's first first steel structure in history to collapse from the aliens with

1765
01:11:13,520 --> 01:11:14,520
a mind metal.

1766
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:20,560
So, OK, I'm going to do a complete 180 here because 9-11 is making me sad.

1767
01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:23,320
But do you guys ever hear a challenger deep?

1768
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,040
Yeah, yes.

1769
01:11:25,040 --> 01:11:26,040
Yes.

1770
01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:30,520
So challenger deep is the deepest point in the in the ocean that we've found.

1771
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:33,000
That's the pit of the Marianas Trench.

1772
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:35,500
It's fucking like scary deep.

1773
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:41,160
Like they said, like you could flip Mount Everest on its upside down and put it into

1774
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:44,960
it and it would still have four Empire State Buildings on top of that.

1775
01:11:44,960 --> 01:11:45,960
Oh, shit.

1776
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:46,960
Yeah.

1777
01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:52,360
And James Cameron, you know, Titanic James Cameron went to the bottom of it.

1778
01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:53,360
I know.

1779
01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:54,360
I know.

1780
01:11:54,360 --> 01:11:56,960
I read about that for Titanic, right?

1781
01:11:56,960 --> 01:11:57,960
No, after Titanic.

1782
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:02,120
So he got, he got, he got all this fucking money from Titanic.

1783
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,120
And you know what he did?

1784
01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:05,720
He was like, I'm going to go to the bottom of Marianas Trench.

1785
01:12:05,720 --> 01:12:07,840
Yeah, there was a South Park episode about that.

1786
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:08,840
Yeah.

1787
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:10,520
So he got all this money from the Titanic.

1788
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:11,960
And then he's just like, you know what?

1789
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:14,760
Ever since he was a kid, he's like, I always wanted to go to the bottom of the Marianas

1790
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:15,760
Trench.

1791
01:12:15,760 --> 01:12:20,080
So they made this fucking submarine where they literally had to make it a fucking sphere

1792
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:24,680
because, you know, the sphere is the strongest object known to man.

1793
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:25,960
And they had to make it a sphere.

1794
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:30,200
And he went all the way down to the fucking bottom of the Marianas Trench.

1795
01:12:30,200 --> 01:12:36,400
And like, he was down there and like, it was just fucking miles of fucking skeletons of

1796
01:12:36,400 --> 01:12:42,240
like, like random, like fish and like sludge of like random things.

1797
01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:46,120
And like, it was just completely black and there was just like whale skeletons and like

1798
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:47,120
shit down there.

1799
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:49,360
And like, it's like, what's going to eat it?

1800
01:12:49,360 --> 01:12:50,360
Yeah.

1801
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:52,800
Like, I mean, also there was like weird shit.

1802
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:55,120
Like it was like skeletons and like sludge.

1803
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:57,480
And then there was like actual fish down there.

1804
01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:59,600
Like, yeah, like actual fish.

1805
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,600
Deep, yeah.

1806
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:01,600
I love the sea fish.

1807
01:13:01,600 --> 01:13:02,600
I love Titanic.

1808
01:13:02,600 --> 01:13:06,480
Like there's like there's species of like squid and shit down there that have only been

1809
01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:09,200
captured on camera down there.

1810
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,520
And they look fucking alien.

1811
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:12,760
Like, I'll show you a picture of one of them.

1812
01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:17,200
But like, we know so little about them because like just the shit, like you need to make

1813
01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:20,440
something able to withstand that pressure to get down there.

1814
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:24,080
This was a jumping off point to the bottom of the ocean.

1815
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:27,760
Like there's shit at the bottom of the ocean that I don't think that we should find, you

1816
01:13:27,760 --> 01:13:28,760
know, man.

1817
01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:29,760
Oh yeah.

1818
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:30,760
We have no idea what's down there.

1819
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:32,320
Like, like everybody's like, oh, let's go to space.

1820
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:36,360
And I'm like, you know, we still have like 90 percent of the earth that's not explored

1821
01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:37,360
because it's all underwater.

1822
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:38,360
Wow.

1823
01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:42,880
That looks like just like the fucking virus that Tyler showed us last week.

1824
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:43,880
Yeah.

1825
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:46,400
We should probably try to go to the moon since we've never done that.

1826
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:49,760
At least once, you know?

1827
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:54,160
But like the bottom of the ocean is, I think is more terrifying than space.

1828
01:13:54,160 --> 01:13:55,160
I think.

1829
01:13:55,160 --> 01:13:59,040
I think they gave up on the moon because they're like, no, it's not going to happen.

1830
01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:00,720
You know, we'll just try to go to Mars.

1831
01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:03,240
Tell people we're going to Mars instead.

1832
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:04,240
I have another fear.

1833
01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:08,240
Something that's going to come out.

1834
01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:12,360
I don't think, I don't think the next big world war is going to be like, I don't think

1835
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:13,360
it's going to be over.

1836
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:14,360
It's not going to be with Russia.

1837
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,040
It's not going to be anything like that.

1838
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:20,720
I think it's, they're going to find precious metals on the moon.

1839
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,880
There's metals on the moon that only exist on the moon.

1840
01:14:22,880 --> 01:14:23,880
Yeah.

1841
01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:26,800
Like rare, rare earth metals and then non-earth metals.

1842
01:14:26,800 --> 01:14:30,560
So the big thing is batteries, right?

1843
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:32,000
So that's the whole thing with Taiwan.

1844
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:37,140
Like Taiwan has the only like metals on earth that can make like smartphones and stuff.

1845
01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:39,920
And people are like, Oh, what if have, I'm like, go to the fucking moon.

1846
01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:42,400
There's a shit ton of stuff on the moon that we could use.

1847
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:44,120
That's better than the shit in Taiwan.

1848
01:14:44,120 --> 01:14:45,120
Right.

1849
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:47,280
And it's pure because it's fucking space metal.

1850
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,040
There's no pollution on it.

1851
01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:50,040
There's been nothing.

1852
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:54,240
And again, everybody like, Oh fuck, this is getting me on a moon tirade.

1853
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,640
So fucking video they got us.

1854
01:14:57,640 --> 01:15:02,580
So like fucking Neil Armstrong, the guy who went to the fucking moon, right?

1855
01:15:02,580 --> 01:15:05,120
He fucking, I'll let you finish watching that.

1856
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,120
No, no, that's all right.

1857
01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:07,120
I'm watching.

1858
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:08,120
Whoa, what the fuck?

1859
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:12,440
Can you imagine what this dude must've been thinking?

1860
01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:15,560
Oh my God, dude.

1861
01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:17,040
It's like staring at him too.

1862
01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:18,040
Yeah.

1863
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:22,600
It's like fucking fucking that's at the bottom of the trench.

1864
01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:24,800
It's not, well, it's, it's added depth.

1865
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:29,440
It's super, it's one of the super deep fucking squids that that one's not in the Marianas

1866
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:31,600
trench, but they're, they're common there.

1867
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:35,000
These things are only super deep fucking squids.

1868
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:41,620
So the story about the guy who got trapped in the submarine for like three days in like

1869
01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:42,620
an inch of air.

1870
01:15:42,620 --> 01:15:44,120
He was just like, hold his head up.

1871
01:15:44,120 --> 01:15:45,120
Oh no, that was on the ship.

1872
01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:48,560
Yeah, that was a ship that had flipped over.

1873
01:15:48,560 --> 01:15:49,560
Yeah.

1874
01:15:49,560 --> 01:15:51,520
And he, he had that air pocket.

1875
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:56,160
So the moon fucking got him out to, they're like, okay, bro, we know you've been down

1876
01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:58,400
here for 30 days, but put this mask on.

1877
01:15:58,400 --> 01:16:04,080
You're, you're about to fucking depressurize you for a mile of depth.

1878
01:16:04,080 --> 01:16:05,080
Yeah.

1879
01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:09,360
The diver said when they, when he grabbed their hand, they like freaked out.

1880
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:12,120
He was like, they, they didn't, they weren't thinking recovery.

1881
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:13,880
They just felt like that on them.

1882
01:16:13,880 --> 01:16:17,000
Dude, just imagine fucking going through you like, okay, I'm doing search and recovery.

1883
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,000
Like whatever.

1884
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:21,000
And then you just feel that.

1885
01:16:21,000 --> 01:16:23,000
I would lose it.

1886
01:16:23,000 --> 01:16:25,720
I would lose my mind.

1887
01:16:25,720 --> 01:16:29,880
Did any of you guys watch that video that I sent the, the Rathaus video?

1888
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:30,880
I did.

1889
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,100
And unfortunately I looked into that story more.

1890
01:16:33,100 --> 01:16:34,600
That is like 100% fictional.

1891
01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:37,560
That is an openly like authored.

1892
01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:38,560
Oh, that sucks.

1893
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:43,400
Before we go down this, I just have to say, I want to make a prediction.

1894
01:16:43,400 --> 01:16:48,120
The big world war, it's going to be the moon wars of 2028 precious metals to make batteries.

1895
01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:49,120
Yeah.

1896
01:16:49,120 --> 01:16:50,120
Yeah.

1897
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:51,120
I can see 2028.

1898
01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:52,120
This happens.

1899
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:57,920
Or you're just going to be like, what episode episode 15 we said a year ago.

1900
01:16:57,920 --> 01:16:59,720
The moon wars of 2028, man.

1901
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:05,960
So what I was saying about the moon though, um, Neil Armstrong, he, uh, he was on the

1902
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:06,960
moon, right?

1903
01:17:06,960 --> 01:17:10,760
He was like the guy who went to the moon and he said that there was fucking obelisks on

1904
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:13,320
the moon that were made of granite.

1905
01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:15,360
There was fucking granite obelisks.

1906
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:17,600
And they said that because he wasn't on the moon.

1907
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:18,600
No.

1908
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:22,760
So he said that he is on the moon when they fucking, when they, because they, they peeked

1909
01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:25,040
on the other side of the moon to see like what was going on.

1910
01:17:25,040 --> 01:17:27,200
Like the dark side of the moon is always the dark side of the moon.

1911
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:28,200
Hell yeah, bro.

1912
01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:34,200
So the moon always spins and it's always facing us the same direction.

1913
01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:35,200
So they're like, let's see what's on the other side.

1914
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:36,200
More or less there.

1915
01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:40,200
It is like a negligible, like the little, like the sides, but like they went, it's almost

1916
01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,200
one to one.

1917
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:44,240
They took their little buggy and went to the other side of the moon and they said they

1918
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:48,000
saw like fucking lights and shit on the other side of the moon.

1919
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,080
China's gone over there too.

1920
01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:50,240
They have like a well document.

1921
01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:53,880
I mean, if you guys can, I mean, I'm sure if it's anything to do with the moon, you

1922
01:17:53,880 --> 01:17:58,460
can make a conspiracy theory out of it, but China has done a manned mission to the dark

1923
01:17:58,460 --> 01:17:59,460
side of the moon.

1924
01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:00,460
Yeah.

1925
01:18:00,460 --> 01:18:01,760
And they said there's like lights and shit over there.

1926
01:18:01,760 --> 01:18:04,840
Like they found, yeah, I believe they did.

1927
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:06,400
I don't think I'll have to double check.

1928
01:18:06,400 --> 01:18:08,240
But they said, they said that they might be right.

1929
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:09,240
You might be right.

1930
01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:11,600
I don't think they found lights and shit over there.

1931
01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:12,840
Like they could see lights.

1932
01:18:12,840 --> 01:18:15,400
Like there was like people over there or some shit.

1933
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:16,680
Like it was fucking crazy.

1934
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:20,280
Dude, that'd be a place to hide.

1935
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:23,960
Like if you were an advanced civilization and you just don't want to be seen, you can

1936
01:18:23,960 --> 01:18:24,960
go on a dark side of the moon.

1937
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,320
No one's going to fucking figure it out.

1938
01:18:26,320 --> 01:18:27,320
Nobody would ever know.

1939
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:30,520
And also the fucking space stations, like when you go, like when like the satellites

1940
01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:34,880
go past it, if they found it, they wouldn't fucking tell people about the fucking dark

1941
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,560
side of the moon civilization.

1942
01:18:36,560 --> 01:18:37,560
Right.

1943
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:38,560
Like at all.

1944
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:39,560
Like it's fucking scary.

1945
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:42,840
Do you think it's like, I always thought like.

1946
01:18:42,840 --> 01:18:45,120
Yeah, so China did.

1947
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:46,120
They did.

1948
01:18:46,120 --> 01:18:52,200
And yeah, so the Apollo eight astronauts were the first humans to see the far side in 68

1949
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:53,400
which was like through a buggy.

1950
01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:59,640
They landed on the so all manned and unmanned soft landings have taken place on the center

1951
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:07,360
on the near side of the moon until three January, 2019 when the Changi four spacecraft made

1952
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,840
the first landing on the far side.

1953
01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:11,040
Now that I'm reading that again, I might have fucked this up.

1954
01:19:11,040 --> 01:19:14,960
It might not have been so Chinese people went to the dark side of the moon in 2019.

1955
01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:20,880
How do we not hear about manned and unmanned landings until this date?

1956
01:19:20,880 --> 01:19:23,880
So I think it might be an unmanned.

1957
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:29,760
I think the Americans are the only alleged ones who have ever put men on the moon.

1958
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:32,640
I think Russia did after us.

1959
01:19:32,640 --> 01:19:34,720
I don't think so.

1960
01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:36,680
I don't know.

1961
01:19:36,680 --> 01:19:42,280
Russia and us and China have all photographed the dark side of the moon, though, like very

1962
01:19:42,280 --> 01:19:43,320
in depth.

1963
01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,480
And there's not much about it.

1964
01:19:44,480 --> 01:19:51,200
I mean, sure, if they do actually see something there and you want to like obelisk, there's

1965
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:52,200
creatures on the man.

1966
01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:53,200
Dude, man, bro, shit ton of kids on the fucking list.

1967
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:54,200
What made the caves on the moon?

1968
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,200
There's no fucking water to do that, man.

1969
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:56,200
It doesn't just fucking do that.

1970
01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:57,200
There's something that's causing caves in the moon.

1971
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:58,200
There's no cave.

1972
01:19:58,200 --> 01:19:59,200
There's no cave.

1973
01:19:59,200 --> 01:20:00,200
There's no cave.

1974
01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:01,200
There's no cave.

1975
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:02,200
There's no cave.

1976
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:03,200
There's no cave.

1977
01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:04,200
There's no cave.

1978
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:05,200
There's no cave.

1979
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:06,200
There's no cave.

1980
01:20:06,200 --> 01:20:07,200
There's no cave, man.

1981
01:20:07,200 --> 01:20:08,200
There's no caves with creatures.

1982
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:09,200
There are no goblins on the moon.

1983
01:20:09,200 --> 01:20:10,200
There's no goblins.

1984
01:20:10,200 --> 01:20:11,200
OK.

1985
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:24,200
They're digging into the fucking moon until they can figure out a way to get to earth.

1986
01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:25,200
And then the goblins are going to fucking attack us, man.

1987
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:26,320
It's going to happen.

1988
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:28,160
We have to fight moon goblins.

1989
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:29,160
Yeah.

1990
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:31,520
I think that might be a good time for a break.

1991
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:34,760
Oh, he disconnected my mic.

1992
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:35,260
Check.

1993
01:20:37,060 --> 01:20:37,560
Check.

1994
01:20:37,560 --> 01:20:38,940
Yeah, let's take a fucking break!

1995
01:20:47,940 --> 01:20:49,940
Oh my god.

1996
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:54,200
Tyler, what the fuck is this?

1997
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:56,680
Damn dude, I feel like I'm drifted in Tokyo.

1998
01:20:56,680 --> 01:21:04,440
You're grooving, man. This is fucking sick, man.

1999
01:21:04,440 --> 01:21:06,440
Nah, I'm just fucking...

2000
01:21:06,440 --> 01:21:09,480
Bro, you gotta listen to this band called Mulchat Doma.

2001
01:21:10,120 --> 01:21:12,120
Oh, that's another one of their ones.

2002
01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:15,080
It's like got like this 80s reverb effect to it.

2003
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:17,480
And it's like Soviet Russia type shit.

2004
01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:17,980
Yeah.

2005
01:21:17,980 --> 01:21:19,980
It sounds like you're in a fucking bunker.

2006
01:21:19,980 --> 01:21:21,980
It sounds like you're in a Soviet bunker.

2007
01:21:21,980 --> 01:21:23,980
It's fucking sick. That might be a good one to lead us back in.

2008
01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:25,480
We're already wet back in.

2009
01:21:25,480 --> 01:21:27,480
It's a conspiracy.

2010
01:21:27,480 --> 01:21:27,980
Oh, we are?

2011
01:21:27,980 --> 01:21:29,480
Are we let back in?

2012
01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:29,980
Yeah, yeah.

2013
01:21:29,980 --> 01:21:31,980
Oh shit! Welcome back!

2014
01:21:31,980 --> 01:21:37,980
No, but fucking, okay, last time on your favorite show on Title Podcast.

2015
01:21:37,980 --> 01:21:39,980
Here we fucking go.

2016
01:21:39,980 --> 01:21:43,980
Allymag did the blind ghost pepper taste test.

2017
01:21:43,980 --> 01:21:45,980
How'd that go for you, Allymag?

2018
01:21:45,980 --> 01:21:47,980
I don't think you actually ate a lot of the peppers.

2019
01:21:47,980 --> 01:21:49,980
I think you just tasted it.

2020
01:21:49,980 --> 01:21:53,980
No, I licked that pepper, which has now been left out for two weeks.

2021
01:21:53,980 --> 01:21:57,980
It's pretty funny just listening to you answer questions wrong.

2022
01:21:57,980 --> 01:22:01,980
What was I gonna say?

2023
01:22:01,980 --> 01:22:07,980
So today, you figured we would stop singling you out, as you said, right?

2024
01:22:07,980 --> 01:22:09,980
Good. Good.

2025
01:22:09,980 --> 01:22:13,980
This is not the Allymag gets fucking fucked segment.

2026
01:22:13,980 --> 01:22:15,980
We do every fucking episode.

2027
01:22:15,980 --> 01:22:17,980
So this one doesn't have any punishments.

2028
01:22:17,980 --> 01:22:19,980
It's just a reward.

2029
01:22:19,980 --> 01:22:21,980
Okay.

2030
01:22:21,980 --> 01:22:27,980
The reward is your free trip home!

2031
01:22:27,980 --> 01:22:29,980
We'll give you gas money.

2032
01:22:29,980 --> 01:22:33,980
Allymag, we're gonna play fucking who wants to be a millionaire.

2033
01:22:33,980 --> 01:22:35,980
I'll play.

2034
01:22:35,980 --> 01:22:36,480
Yeah?

2035
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:36,980
Yes.

2036
01:22:36,980 --> 01:22:38,980
You'll be Allymag's help.

2037
01:22:38,980 --> 01:22:41,980
You'll be my phone friend.

2038
01:22:47,980 --> 01:22:49,980
Wait, it wants to be a millionaire.

2039
01:22:49,980 --> 01:22:51,980
That's multiple choice, right?

2040
01:22:51,980 --> 01:22:53,980
Yeah.

2041
01:22:53,980 --> 01:22:55,980
I like it. I got a shot at this one.

2042
01:23:01,980 --> 01:23:09,980
Welcome to who wants to be a millionaire featuring our next contestant, Alex with the eye of the lake.

2043
01:23:09,980 --> 01:23:11,980
And Tyler Lake.

2044
01:23:11,980 --> 01:23:15,980
And his lifeline, Tyler Lake.

2045
01:23:15,980 --> 01:23:18,980
Unless you try to answer it and I'll give you the real answer.

2046
01:23:18,980 --> 01:23:22,980
Right now you are working with like 20% of my brain maximum.

2047
01:23:22,980 --> 01:23:24,980
So expect to get used.

2048
01:23:24,980 --> 01:23:28,980
All right Allymag, tell us about yourself. Where are you from?

2049
01:23:28,980 --> 01:23:33,980
I'm from 2nd and Judson Street within the city of Albany.

2050
01:23:33,980 --> 01:23:36,980
And I'm on here trying to make some money.

2051
01:23:36,980 --> 01:23:38,980
Yeah, what do you do for a living?

2052
01:23:38,980 --> 01:23:40,980
I jerk off horses.

2053
01:23:40,980 --> 01:23:45,980
I pretty much I'm just a gang banger and I shoot people and then mohawk comes.

2054
01:23:45,980 --> 01:23:46,980
Yeah?

2055
01:23:46,980 --> 01:23:47,980
Yep.

2056
01:23:47,980 --> 01:23:49,980
Who did you bring with you in the audience here?

2057
01:23:49,980 --> 01:23:52,980
I brought my compatriot, Teeley.

2058
01:23:52,980 --> 01:23:54,980
Yeah?

2059
01:23:54,980 --> 01:23:56,980
Gang members. Gang members.

2060
01:23:56,980 --> 01:23:58,980
We're Crips, yo.

2061
01:23:58,980 --> 01:23:59,980
Nah, we're Bloods.

2062
01:23:59,980 --> 01:24:01,980
Are we?

2063
01:24:01,980 --> 01:24:02,980
Are you a fucking Blood?

2064
01:24:02,980 --> 01:24:04,980
Nah, dude, I'm a Latin King.

2065
01:24:04,980 --> 01:24:06,980
Our other audience member, Dan.

2066
01:24:06,980 --> 01:24:08,980
What up?

2067
01:24:08,980 --> 01:24:10,980
All right, Allymag.

2068
01:24:10,980 --> 01:24:13,980
You know on the real show who wants to be a millionaire?

2069
01:24:13,980 --> 01:24:15,980
They play for a million dollars.

2070
01:24:15,980 --> 01:24:18,980
But I'm willing to put up 10 bucks for you if you win.

2071
01:24:18,980 --> 01:24:19,980
You can have the 10 bucks.

2072
01:24:19,980 --> 01:24:20,980
That's what I'm willing to put up.

2073
01:24:20,980 --> 01:24:23,980
If anybody else wants to, they're free to.

2074
01:24:23,980 --> 01:24:26,980
But I just feel bad that we always do this with Allymag.

2075
01:24:26,980 --> 01:24:28,980
I don't have any cash this week.

2076
01:24:28,980 --> 01:24:30,980
I took 20 off you last time. You're good.

2077
01:24:30,980 --> 01:24:33,980
That's fine. I'll put up my 10.

2078
01:24:33,980 --> 01:24:35,980
There you go.

2079
01:24:35,980 --> 01:24:36,980
Good.

2080
01:24:36,980 --> 01:24:41,980
You realize how many fucking chips I can get in VR poker stars with this?

2081
01:24:41,980 --> 01:24:43,980
It's going to be hard though, Allymag.

2082
01:24:43,980 --> 01:24:48,980
All right, there's 15 questions to win a million.

2083
01:24:48,980 --> 01:24:51,980
You got four lifelines.

2084
01:24:51,980 --> 01:24:55,980
You got Ask the Audience.

2085
01:24:55,980 --> 01:24:56,980
50-50.

2086
01:24:56,980 --> 01:25:02,980
Wait for some dude from fucking Singapore to listen to the podcast.

2087
01:25:02,980 --> 01:25:04,980
You got Phone a Friend.

2088
01:25:04,980 --> 01:25:08,980
And you got Second Chance, which is if you get a question wrong, you get another chance.

2089
01:25:08,980 --> 01:25:09,980
Okay.

2090
01:25:09,980 --> 01:25:10,980
All right?

2091
01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:11,980
Okay.

2092
01:25:11,980 --> 01:25:14,980
All right. Let's go.

2093
01:25:14,980 --> 01:25:25,980
I'm scared.

2094
01:25:25,980 --> 01:25:29,980
Yeah, you want to fucking playboy.

2095
01:25:29,980 --> 01:25:32,980
Fucking no, I do.

2096
01:25:32,980 --> 01:25:34,980
I'm so hard for you, Daddy, right now.

2097
01:25:34,980 --> 01:25:36,980
I'm so hard.

2098
01:25:36,980 --> 01:25:37,980
Fuck yeah.

2099
01:25:37,980 --> 01:25:40,980
All right.

2100
01:25:40,980 --> 01:25:43,980
Boss music.

2101
01:25:43,980 --> 01:25:48,980
First question for $100.

2102
01:25:48,980 --> 01:25:55,980
In the movie, the Wizard of Oz, which character desires courage?

2103
01:25:55,980 --> 01:26:01,980
A, the cowardly lion, B, the Tin Man, C, the Scarecrow, or D, Toto?

2104
01:26:01,980 --> 01:26:04,980
If you don't get this, I'm going to shoot you.

2105
01:26:04,980 --> 01:26:05,980
I've never seen it.

2106
01:26:05,980 --> 01:26:08,980
I know this.

2107
01:26:08,980 --> 01:26:10,980
All right.

2108
01:26:10,980 --> 01:26:12,980
It's a cowardly lion.

2109
01:26:12,980 --> 01:26:13,980
It's like our Lee lion.

2110
01:26:13,980 --> 01:26:15,980
You're using a lifeline.

2111
01:26:15,980 --> 01:26:16,980
I'm using a life.

2112
01:26:16,980 --> 01:26:17,980
It's a cowardly lion.

2113
01:26:17,980 --> 01:26:18,980
All right.

2114
01:26:18,980 --> 01:26:19,980
For them, right?

2115
01:26:19,980 --> 01:26:24,980
Yeah, we won't count that for the first question, but Tyler, shut the fuck up next time.

2116
01:26:24,980 --> 01:26:27,980
Is that your final answer?

2117
01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:29,980
You said I have four lifelines, right?

2118
01:26:29,980 --> 01:26:32,980
You can only use once at a one at a time.

2119
01:26:32,980 --> 01:26:33,980
Okay.

2120
01:26:33,980 --> 01:26:34,980
Yeah.

2121
01:26:34,980 --> 01:26:35,980
Like you use me once.

2122
01:26:35,980 --> 01:26:36,980
You can use Dan once.

2123
01:26:36,980 --> 01:26:37,980
Oh, I got it.

2124
01:26:37,980 --> 01:26:42,980
You can use ask the audience once, which is them, or you can phone a friend.

2125
01:26:42,980 --> 01:26:43,980
And phone a friend is me.

2126
01:26:43,980 --> 01:26:46,980
No, phone a friend is someone that's not here.

2127
01:26:46,980 --> 01:26:47,980
Who would you call?

2128
01:26:47,980 --> 01:26:50,980
Like fucking Farley or fucking Goodman or something.

2129
01:26:50,980 --> 01:26:51,980
Farley.

2130
01:26:51,980 --> 01:26:54,980
And you have to explain.

2131
01:26:54,980 --> 01:26:55,980
Yes.

2132
01:26:55,980 --> 01:26:56,980
Yes.

2133
01:26:56,980 --> 01:26:59,980
I will use my, my, my Tyler lifeline.

2134
01:26:59,980 --> 01:27:01,980
We will count it for the first one.

2135
01:27:01,980 --> 01:27:02,980
Is that your final answer, Ali Mac?

2136
01:27:02,980 --> 01:27:03,980
Yes.

2137
01:27:03,980 --> 01:27:04,980
The cowardly lion.

2138
01:27:04,980 --> 01:27:07,980
That's correct.

2139
01:27:07,980 --> 01:27:11,980
All right, Ali Mac.

2140
01:27:11,980 --> 01:27:12,980
I appreciate it.

2141
01:27:12,980 --> 01:27:15,980
We're going for $200.

2142
01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:19,980
Altogether, how many sides do a pair of dice have?

2143
01:27:19,980 --> 01:27:25,980
A, six, B, eight, C, 10, D, 12.

2144
01:27:25,980 --> 01:27:26,980
Is it a pair of dice?

2145
01:27:26,980 --> 01:27:27,980
Yes.

2146
01:27:27,980 --> 01:27:28,980
D, 12.

2147
01:27:28,980 --> 01:27:30,980
Is that your final answer?

2148
01:27:30,980 --> 01:27:31,980
Yes.

2149
01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:34,980
All right.

2150
01:27:34,980 --> 01:27:38,980
I'm locked in this time.

2151
01:27:38,980 --> 01:27:39,980
Question two.

2152
01:27:39,980 --> 01:27:40,980
All right.

2153
01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:41,980
Question three, Ali Mac.

2154
01:27:41,980 --> 01:27:42,980
$300.

2155
01:27:42,980 --> 01:27:47,980
The Panama Canal separates which two continents?

2156
01:27:47,980 --> 01:27:50,980
A, Europe and Asia.

2157
01:27:50,980 --> 01:27:52,980
B, North and South America.

2158
01:27:52,980 --> 01:27:54,980
C, Africa and Europe.

2159
01:27:54,980 --> 01:27:57,980
D, Africa and Asia.

2160
01:27:57,980 --> 01:27:58,980
Fuck.

2161
01:27:58,980 --> 01:28:01,980
Dude, come on.

2162
01:28:01,980 --> 01:28:02,980
I'm not using a lifeline here.

2163
01:28:02,980 --> 01:28:03,980
Dude, come on.

2164
01:28:03,980 --> 01:28:04,980
This is easy.

2165
01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:05,980
D, final answer.

2166
01:28:05,980 --> 01:28:06,980
Dude, come on.

2167
01:28:06,980 --> 01:28:07,980
No.

2168
01:28:07,980 --> 01:28:08,980
Come on.

2169
01:28:08,980 --> 01:28:11,980
Oh shit, Ali Mac.

2170
01:28:11,980 --> 01:28:14,980
You fucked up.

2171
01:28:14,980 --> 01:28:19,980
Looks like you'll have to use your second chance.

2172
01:28:19,980 --> 01:28:20,980
Oh shit.

2173
01:28:20,980 --> 01:28:25,980
So I'll tell you the answer was North and South America.

2174
01:28:25,980 --> 01:28:28,980
It's fucking Panama, you fucking idiot.

2175
01:28:28,980 --> 01:28:29,980
What the fuck?

2176
01:28:29,980 --> 01:28:32,980
Why does it got Google eyes?

2177
01:28:32,980 --> 01:28:33,980
All right, Ali Mac.

2178
01:28:33,980 --> 01:28:34,980
You lost your second chance.

2179
01:28:34,980 --> 01:28:36,980
Next time, use a fucking lifeline.

2180
01:28:36,980 --> 01:28:37,980
Jesus Christ.

2181
01:28:37,980 --> 01:28:38,980
He's got Google eyes.

2182
01:28:38,980 --> 01:28:39,980
All right.

2183
01:28:39,980 --> 01:28:40,980
$500, Ali Mac.

2184
01:28:40,980 --> 01:28:47,980
In baseball, the player that throws the ball to the catcher is called the A, pitcher, B,

2185
01:28:47,980 --> 01:28:50,980
hitter, C, batter, D, shortstop.

2186
01:28:50,980 --> 01:28:51,980
What?

2187
01:28:51,980 --> 01:28:52,980
Hey.

2188
01:28:52,980 --> 01:28:54,980
Is that your final answer?

2189
01:28:54,980 --> 01:28:55,980
Yes.

2190
01:28:55,980 --> 01:28:56,980
You got it.

2191
01:28:56,980 --> 01:28:57,980
All right, Ali Mac.

2192
01:28:57,980 --> 01:28:58,980
You're going for $1,000.

2193
01:28:58,980 --> 01:29:01,980
Popeye's muscles come from eating spinach because it is high in which mineral?

2194
01:29:01,980 --> 01:29:06,980
A, calcium, B, sodium, C, iron, D, potassium.

2195
01:29:06,980 --> 01:29:07,980
What?

2196
01:29:07,980 --> 01:29:08,980
I don't know.

2197
01:29:08,980 --> 01:29:09,980
I don't know.

2198
01:29:09,980 --> 01:29:10,980
I don't know.

2199
01:29:10,980 --> 01:29:11,980
I don't know.

2200
01:29:11,980 --> 01:29:12,980
I don't know.

2201
01:29:12,980 --> 01:29:13,980
I don't know.

2202
01:29:13,980 --> 01:29:14,980
I don't know.

2203
01:29:14,980 --> 01:29:15,980
I don't know.

2204
01:29:15,980 --> 01:29:16,980
I don't know.

2205
01:29:16,980 --> 01:29:17,980
I don't know.

2206
01:29:17,980 --> 01:29:18,980
I don't know.

2207
01:29:18,980 --> 01:29:19,980
I don't know.

2208
01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:20,980
I don't know.

2209
01:29:20,980 --> 01:29:21,980
I don't know.

2210
01:29:21,980 --> 01:29:22,980
I don't know.

2211
01:29:22,980 --> 01:29:25,980
I don't know.

2212
01:29:25,980 --> 01:29:28,980
Wait, so if I fuck this up, I'm done.

2213
01:29:28,980 --> 01:29:29,980
Yeah.

2214
01:29:29,980 --> 01:29:30,980
So use a lifeline.

2215
01:29:30,980 --> 01:29:31,980
I'll pick up the slack asses.

2216
01:29:31,980 --> 01:29:32,980
Use a lifeline.

2217
01:29:32,980 --> 01:29:33,980
Dan.

2218
01:29:33,980 --> 01:29:36,980
All right, do you want to ask the audience?

2219
01:29:36,980 --> 01:29:37,980
I'm asking the audience.

2220
01:29:37,980 --> 01:29:38,980
All right, let's ask the audience.

2221
01:29:38,980 --> 01:29:39,980
You have to say the question again.

2222
01:29:39,980 --> 01:29:40,980
Hold on.

2223
01:29:40,980 --> 01:29:41,980
Wait, isn't that part of his catchphrase?

2224
01:29:41,980 --> 01:29:42,980
What?

2225
01:29:42,980 --> 01:29:43,980
Isn't that part of his catchphrase?

2226
01:29:43,980 --> 01:29:44,980
No, it's not.

2227
01:29:44,980 --> 01:29:49,980
I don't think it ever tells you why, but I know.

2228
01:29:49,980 --> 01:29:55,980
We're asking the audience, Dan and Tyler, what do you think about this question?

2229
01:29:55,980 --> 01:29:56,980
My guess would be C.

2230
01:29:56,980 --> 01:29:58,620
What are the answers?

2231
01:29:58,620 --> 01:30:04,420
The answers are A, calcium, B, sodium, C, iron, D, potassium.

2232
01:30:04,420 --> 01:30:05,420
I'm saying C.

2233
01:30:05,420 --> 01:30:06,420
It's A.

2234
01:30:06,420 --> 01:30:07,420
It's A?

2235
01:30:07,420 --> 01:30:08,420
All right.

2236
01:30:08,420 --> 01:30:09,420
Hold on a sec.

2237
01:30:09,420 --> 01:30:10,420
Hold on a sec.

2238
01:30:10,420 --> 01:30:11,420
I'm saying C.

2239
01:30:11,420 --> 01:30:12,420
What was C?

2240
01:30:12,420 --> 01:30:13,420
Iron.

2241
01:30:13,420 --> 01:30:14,420
Iron.

2242
01:30:14,420 --> 01:30:17,820
Go with him, but I didn't think that it was.

2243
01:30:17,820 --> 01:30:19,820
All right, my initial answer was going to be C. I'm sorry.

2244
01:30:19,820 --> 01:30:20,820
I'm scared.

2245
01:30:20,820 --> 01:30:21,820
I'm going to C.

2246
01:30:21,820 --> 01:30:22,820
No, wait.

2247
01:30:22,820 --> 01:30:23,820
What's your description for why, though?

2248
01:30:23,820 --> 01:30:26,820
I thought it was high in calcium.

2249
01:30:26,820 --> 01:30:28,820
All right, Alec Mack, what's your answer?

2250
01:30:28,820 --> 01:30:29,820
Go with Tyler.

2251
01:30:29,820 --> 01:30:30,820
Yeah, go with me.

2252
01:30:30,820 --> 01:30:31,820
I think it's C.

2253
01:30:31,820 --> 01:30:32,820
I should know this.

2254
01:30:32,820 --> 01:30:33,820
I think it's...

2255
01:30:33,820 --> 01:30:34,820
Fuck!

2256
01:30:34,820 --> 01:30:39,820
This is not how fucking funny the audience is supposed to be.

2257
01:30:39,820 --> 01:30:42,820
I'm supposed to be able to sit on my ass and get it right.

2258
01:30:42,820 --> 01:30:43,820
Fuck.

2259
01:30:43,820 --> 01:30:44,820
Wait, wait.

2260
01:30:44,820 --> 01:30:45,820
Hold on a sec.

2261
01:30:45,820 --> 01:30:46,820
Hold on a sec.

2262
01:30:46,820 --> 01:30:47,820
I know the answer.

2263
01:30:47,820 --> 01:30:48,820
It's calcium.

2264
01:30:48,820 --> 01:30:49,820
Why?

2265
01:30:49,820 --> 01:30:50,820
It's C.

2266
01:30:50,820 --> 01:30:51,820
Yes.

2267
01:30:51,820 --> 01:30:52,820
The cartoon Popeye.

2268
01:30:52,820 --> 01:30:53,820
I'll read the question.

2269
01:30:53,820 --> 01:30:55,820
In reality, I'm going to tell you.

2270
01:30:55,820 --> 01:31:00,820
Popeye's muscles come from eating spinach because it is high in what mineral?

2271
01:31:00,820 --> 01:31:04,820
A, calcium, B, sodium, C, iron, D, potassium.

2272
01:31:04,820 --> 01:31:06,620
Dude, it's actually...

2273
01:31:06,620 --> 01:31:07,620
Spinach is actually high in calcium.

2274
01:31:07,620 --> 01:31:08,620
I thought it was high in iron, too.

2275
01:31:08,620 --> 01:31:09,620
It's something called calcium oxalate.

2276
01:31:09,620 --> 01:31:10,620
But it's also high in iron.

2277
01:31:10,620 --> 01:31:11,620
Calcium and oxalate is like a hand in hand.

2278
01:31:11,620 --> 01:31:12,620
It's C.

2279
01:31:12,620 --> 01:31:13,620
We're going with C.

2280
01:31:13,620 --> 01:31:14,620
He's convinced me on A.

2281
01:31:14,620 --> 01:31:15,620
It's fucking C.

2282
01:31:15,620 --> 01:31:20,900
Are you a fucking retard?

2283
01:31:20,900 --> 01:31:21,900
It's fucking C.

2284
01:31:21,900 --> 01:31:23,380
I'm just so much pressure on him.

2285
01:31:23,380 --> 01:31:24,380
Okay, fine.

2286
01:31:24,380 --> 01:31:28,980
C. Final answer is C. I think it's A. But we'll go with Tyler.

2287
01:31:28,980 --> 01:31:31,020
All right.

2288
01:31:31,020 --> 01:31:33,540
That's correct.

2289
01:31:33,540 --> 01:31:38,220
I just checked and the question was actually flawed because it is also high in calcium.

2290
01:31:38,220 --> 01:31:39,220
Wow.

2291
01:31:39,220 --> 01:31:40,220
And I believe potassium.

2292
01:31:40,220 --> 01:31:41,220
It's high in all of them.

2293
01:31:41,220 --> 01:31:42,220
It's high in all of them.

2294
01:31:42,220 --> 01:31:43,220
But iron.

2295
01:31:43,220 --> 01:31:47,460
The fucking question was this one.

2296
01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:50,460
His muscles become made of iron.

2297
01:31:50,460 --> 01:31:51,460
That's what I thought.

2298
01:31:51,460 --> 01:31:52,460
That's why I was leaning towards C.

2299
01:31:52,460 --> 01:31:53,460
You won $1,000.

2300
01:31:53,460 --> 01:31:56,500
You got the first five questions right.

2301
01:31:56,500 --> 01:31:57,500
Okay.

2302
01:31:57,500 --> 01:31:58,500
All right.

2303
01:31:58,500 --> 01:32:01,500
We're going for $2,000 now.

2304
01:32:01,500 --> 01:32:04,940
Your two lifelines down.

2305
01:32:04,940 --> 01:32:05,940
Here we go.

2306
01:32:05,940 --> 01:32:06,940
Fuck.

2307
01:32:06,940 --> 01:32:11,420
All right, Ellie Mack.

2308
01:32:11,420 --> 01:32:14,740
Which famous artist is said to have cut off his own ear?

2309
01:32:14,740 --> 01:32:15,740
Adolf Hitler.

2310
01:32:15,740 --> 01:32:16,740
A. Picasso.

2311
01:32:16,740 --> 01:32:17,740
B. Da Vinci.

2312
01:32:17,740 --> 01:32:18,740
C. Van Gogh.

2313
01:32:18,740 --> 01:32:19,740
D. Claude Monet.

2314
01:32:19,740 --> 01:32:20,740
C. Van Gogh.

2315
01:32:20,740 --> 01:32:21,740
It's C.

2316
01:32:21,740 --> 01:32:22,740
Can you do that one right away?

2317
01:32:22,740 --> 01:32:23,740
That your final answer?

2318
01:32:23,740 --> 01:32:24,740
That is.

2319
01:32:24,740 --> 01:32:25,740
You think I'm fucking.

2320
01:32:25,740 --> 01:32:26,740
What the fuck?

2321
01:32:26,740 --> 01:32:27,740
No.

2322
01:32:27,740 --> 01:32:28,740
That's C. That is.

2323
01:32:28,740 --> 01:32:29,740
That's definitely C.

2324
01:32:29,740 --> 01:32:30,740
All right.

2325
01:32:30,740 --> 01:32:31,740
Ellie Mack, you're going for $2,000.

2326
01:32:31,740 --> 01:32:32,740
You're going for $2,000.

2327
01:32:32,740 --> 01:32:33,740
You're going for $2,000.

2328
01:32:33,740 --> 01:32:34,740
You're going for $2,000.

2329
01:32:34,740 --> 01:32:35,740
You're going for $2,000.

2330
01:32:35,740 --> 01:32:36,740
You're going for $2,000.

2331
01:32:36,740 --> 01:32:37,740
You're going for $2,000.

2332
01:32:37,740 --> 01:32:38,740
You're going for $2,000.

2333
01:32:38,740 --> 01:32:41,740
You're going for $2,000.

2334
01:32:41,740 --> 01:32:45,580
You're going for $2,000.

2335
01:32:45,580 --> 01:32:48,940
Which planet is not made up of gas?

2336
01:32:48,940 --> 01:32:49,940
A. Venus.

2337
01:32:49,940 --> 01:32:50,940
B. Jupiter.

2338
01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:51,940
C. Saturn.

2339
01:32:51,940 --> 01:32:52,940
D. Neptune.

2340
01:32:52,940 --> 01:32:57,820
Dude, I know it.

2341
01:32:57,820 --> 01:33:01,540
That's going to be A. It's going to be A.

2342
01:33:01,540 --> 01:33:02,540
Is that your final answer?

2343
01:33:02,540 --> 01:33:03,540
Yes, it is.

2344
01:33:03,540 --> 01:33:04,540
Yes, it is.

2345
01:33:04,540 --> 01:33:05,540
That was not a lifeline.

2346
01:33:05,540 --> 01:33:06,540
I had already answered and he is not a guess.

2347
01:33:06,540 --> 01:33:09,540
He didn't tell you, so.

2348
01:33:09,540 --> 01:33:14,940
I do know some shit about space.

2349
01:33:14,940 --> 01:33:17,940
All right, Ellie Mack.

2350
01:33:17,940 --> 01:33:18,940
$8,000 now.

2351
01:33:18,940 --> 01:33:19,940
My heart's pounding.

2352
01:33:19,940 --> 01:33:20,940
Why?

2353
01:33:20,940 --> 01:33:21,940
Why?

2354
01:33:21,940 --> 01:33:22,940
I'm more stressed out on this.

2355
01:33:22,940 --> 01:33:23,940
Oh, you're going to love this one.

2356
01:33:23,940 --> 01:33:30,940
The United States landmark Mount Rushmore is found in which state?

2357
01:33:30,940 --> 01:33:31,940
A. Montana.

2358
01:33:31,940 --> 01:33:32,940
B. Wyoming.

2359
01:33:32,940 --> 01:33:33,940
C. New York.

2360
01:33:33,940 --> 01:33:34,940
C. New York.

2361
01:33:34,940 --> 01:33:35,940
C. New York.

2362
01:33:35,940 --> 01:33:36,940
D. New York.

2363
01:33:36,940 --> 01:33:37,940
C. New York.

2364
01:33:37,940 --> 01:33:38,940
D. New York.

2365
01:33:38,940 --> 01:33:39,940
C. New York.

2366
01:33:39,940 --> 01:33:40,940
D. New York.

2367
01:33:40,940 --> 01:33:41,940
D. New York.

2368
01:33:41,940 --> 01:33:42,940
C. New York.

2369
01:33:42,940 --> 01:33:43,940
D. New York.

2370
01:33:43,940 --> 01:33:44,940
D. New York.

2371
01:33:44,940 --> 01:33:45,940
D. New York.

2372
01:33:45,940 --> 01:33:46,940
C. North Dakota.

2373
01:33:46,940 --> 01:33:47,940
D. South Dakota.

2374
01:33:47,940 --> 01:33:48,940
Oh, fuck.

2375
01:33:48,940 --> 01:33:49,940
Montana.

2376
01:33:49,940 --> 01:33:50,940
Montana.

2377
01:33:50,940 --> 01:33:51,940
I'm going Montana.

2378
01:33:51,940 --> 01:33:52,940
That just sounds right.

2379
01:33:52,940 --> 01:33:53,940
I want to go with my gut off the rim.

2380
01:33:53,940 --> 01:33:54,940
Should I?

2381
01:33:54,940 --> 01:33:55,940
I'm phoning a friend.

2382
01:33:55,940 --> 01:33:56,940
I'm phoning you, Dan.

2383
01:33:56,940 --> 01:33:57,940
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

2384
01:33:57,940 --> 01:34:00,940
You actually have to call me if you're going to.

2385
01:34:00,940 --> 01:34:04,980
I phoned like fucking 3%.

2386
01:34:04,980 --> 01:34:06,700
You're phoning a friend on this one.

2387
01:34:06,700 --> 01:34:07,700
Yes.

2388
01:34:07,700 --> 01:34:08,700
My phone's at 3%.

2389
01:34:08,700 --> 01:34:09,700
It's not going to work.

2390
01:34:09,700 --> 01:34:10,700
You have to actually call me.

2391
01:34:10,700 --> 01:34:13,060
You actually have to call someone, Ali.

2392
01:34:13,060 --> 01:34:14,060
Call me.

2393
01:34:14,060 --> 01:34:15,060
Fucking call me.

2394
01:34:15,060 --> 01:34:16,060
Okay, somebody give me their phone.

2395
01:34:16,060 --> 01:34:21,060
Tyler, I have your number on my phone.

2396
01:34:21,060 --> 01:34:24,060
Yeah, call me.

2397
01:34:24,060 --> 01:34:27,060
I'm not good with geography.

2398
01:34:27,060 --> 01:34:30,980
Wait, does Tyler know the answer?

2399
01:34:30,980 --> 01:34:32,980
Hi, the answer is North Dakota.

2400
01:34:32,980 --> 01:34:33,980
Wait, wait, wait.

2401
01:34:33,980 --> 01:34:34,980
No, it's not.

2402
01:34:34,980 --> 01:34:35,980
It's North Dakota.

2403
01:34:35,980 --> 01:34:36,980
It's North.

2404
01:34:36,980 --> 01:34:37,980
Don't, don't get me here again.

2405
01:34:37,980 --> 01:34:38,980
Oh God.

2406
01:34:38,980 --> 01:34:39,980
Oh God.

2407
01:34:39,980 --> 01:34:40,980
Oh God.

2408
01:34:40,980 --> 01:34:41,980
Alibeck, would you like to consult with your friends?

2409
01:34:41,980 --> 01:34:42,980
I think it's North Dakota.

2410
01:34:42,980 --> 01:34:43,980
The South Dakota license plate has Mount Rushmore.

2411
01:34:43,980 --> 01:34:44,980
Does it?

2412
01:34:44,980 --> 01:34:45,980
Really?

2413
01:34:45,980 --> 01:34:46,980
If you're lying, I'm going to.

2414
01:34:46,980 --> 01:34:47,980
I'm dead serious.

2415
01:34:47,980 --> 01:34:48,980
It has Mount Rushmore.

2416
01:34:48,980 --> 01:34:49,980
Okay, I'm going to go South.

2417
01:34:49,980 --> 01:34:50,980
Dude, I knew it was one of the Dakotas.

2418
01:34:50,980 --> 01:34:51,980
That's what I thought.

2419
01:34:51,980 --> 01:34:52,980
I'm going to go South.

2420
01:34:52,980 --> 01:34:53,980
South Dakota.

2421
01:34:53,980 --> 01:34:54,980
South Dakota.

2422
01:34:54,980 --> 01:34:55,980
South Dakota.

2423
01:34:55,980 --> 01:34:56,980
South Dakota.

2424
01:34:56,980 --> 01:34:57,980
South Dakota.

2425
01:34:57,980 --> 01:34:58,980
South Dakota.

2426
01:34:58,980 --> 01:34:59,980
South Dakota.

2427
01:34:59,980 --> 01:35:00,980
South Dakota.

2428
01:35:00,980 --> 01:35:01,980
South Dakota.

2429
01:35:01,980 --> 01:35:02,980
South Dakota.

2430
01:35:02,980 --> 01:35:03,980
South Dakota.

2431
01:35:03,980 --> 01:35:04,980
South Dakota.

2432
01:35:04,980 --> 01:35:05,980
Is that your final answer?

2433
01:35:05,980 --> 01:35:06,980
Yes, it is.

2434
01:35:06,980 --> 01:35:07,980
Fuck.

2435
01:35:07,980 --> 01:35:08,980
Oh!

2436
01:35:08,980 --> 01:35:09,980
Wait.

2437
01:35:09,980 --> 01:35:10,980
Yes!

2438
01:35:10,980 --> 01:35:15,980
I just know that from the license plate.

2439
01:35:15,980 --> 01:35:18,980
Dude, I was like, ah!

2440
01:35:18,980 --> 01:35:19,980
I knew it was one of the Dakotas.

2441
01:35:19,980 --> 01:35:20,980
I'm like, I thought it was North.

2442
01:35:20,980 --> 01:35:22,980
How do I stop this shit playing?

2443
01:35:22,980 --> 01:35:25,980
I thought you were a professionalist.

2444
01:35:25,980 --> 01:35:26,980
God damn it.

2445
01:35:26,980 --> 01:35:28,980
All right, well, we're going to wait this out.

2446
01:35:28,980 --> 01:35:33,980
Alibeck, you just won $8,000 with the help from your lifelines there.

2447
01:35:33,980 --> 01:35:34,980
Thank you, boys.

2448
01:35:34,980 --> 01:35:35,980
You got one lifeline left.

2449
01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:36,980
It's a 50-50.

2450
01:35:36,980 --> 01:35:37,980
What question am I on?

2451
01:35:37,980 --> 01:35:43,980
You're on the $16,000 question, which is question nine.

2452
01:35:43,980 --> 01:35:46,980
Okay, so I got to get a couple on my own here, then.

2453
01:35:46,980 --> 01:35:49,980
You can use 50-50 if you need it.

2454
01:35:49,980 --> 01:35:50,980
You got six left.

2455
01:35:50,980 --> 01:35:51,980
Okay.

2456
01:35:51,980 --> 01:35:53,980
Did you poke those through it?

2457
01:35:53,980 --> 01:35:55,980
I got six left in one lifeline.

2458
01:35:55,980 --> 01:35:56,980
Yes.

2459
01:35:56,980 --> 01:35:57,980
Oh, shit.

2460
01:35:57,980 --> 01:35:58,980
That's scary.

2461
01:35:58,980 --> 01:36:05,980
All right, Alibeck, what is the second most populous country in the world?

2462
01:36:05,980 --> 01:36:11,980
A, China, B, India, C, Philippines, D, United States.

2463
01:36:11,980 --> 01:36:12,980
I'm going to go with India.

2464
01:36:12,980 --> 01:36:14,980
Yeah, it's got to be India.

2465
01:36:14,980 --> 01:36:15,980
Yeah, it's India.

2466
01:36:15,980 --> 01:36:16,980
Final answer?

2467
01:36:16,980 --> 01:36:17,980
It's got to be.

2468
01:36:17,980 --> 01:36:18,980
Yeah.

2469
01:36:18,980 --> 01:36:19,980
No?

2470
01:36:19,980 --> 01:36:21,980
Why do you keep playing them, Phil?

2471
01:36:21,980 --> 01:36:23,980
That's the final answer, music!

2472
01:36:23,980 --> 01:36:24,980
That's the final answer, bro.

2473
01:36:24,980 --> 01:36:25,980
Oh, I thought that's like...

2474
01:36:25,980 --> 01:36:26,980
It's the build-to-sustain.

2475
01:36:26,980 --> 01:36:29,980
It sounds like the Game Over screen in Resident Evil 4.

2476
01:36:29,980 --> 01:36:31,980
I think I died every time.

2477
01:36:31,980 --> 01:36:33,980
No, the wrong answer is this one.

2478
01:36:33,980 --> 01:36:36,980
Oh, I don't want to hear that.

2479
01:36:36,980 --> 01:36:37,980
That's sad.

2480
01:36:37,980 --> 01:36:38,980
Wow, that's sad.

2481
01:36:38,980 --> 01:36:39,980
This is final answer.

2482
01:36:39,980 --> 01:36:40,980
Okay, okay, next.

2483
01:36:40,980 --> 01:36:43,980
All right, Alibeck, you're in your...

2484
01:36:43,980 --> 01:36:44,980
Yeah, it's India.

2485
01:36:44,980 --> 01:36:45,980
We're killing airtime with this one.

2486
01:36:45,980 --> 01:36:46,980
Question 10.

2487
01:36:46,980 --> 01:36:47,980
$25,000.

2488
01:36:47,980 --> 01:36:48,980
You're shaking.

2489
01:36:48,980 --> 01:37:02,980
The RMS Titanic only carried what fraction of life bolts for the people on board when

2490
01:37:02,980 --> 01:37:03,980
it sank?

2491
01:37:03,980 --> 01:37:04,980
Oh, fuck.

2492
01:37:04,980 --> 01:37:16,980
A, a quarter, B, a third, C, one half, D, two thirds.

2493
01:37:16,980 --> 01:37:19,980
Fuck.

2494
01:37:19,980 --> 01:37:21,980
This is one I'm not even confident with phoning a friend with.

2495
01:37:21,980 --> 01:37:23,980
I feel like this one's going to be a guess.

2496
01:37:23,980 --> 01:37:25,980
I know I should know this.

2497
01:37:25,980 --> 01:37:27,980
Did they say it was a Titanic?

2498
01:37:27,980 --> 01:37:29,980
I'm sorry, it was a quarter, one third?

2499
01:37:29,980 --> 01:37:32,980
A quarter, a third, a half, or two thirds?

2500
01:37:32,980 --> 01:37:37,980
It's either a third or one quarter.

2501
01:37:37,980 --> 01:37:39,980
It's got to be.

2502
01:37:39,980 --> 01:37:43,980
Or is it half?

2503
01:37:43,980 --> 01:37:44,980
Fuck.

2504
01:37:44,980 --> 01:37:47,980
Oh my God, this is intense.

2505
01:37:47,980 --> 01:37:51,980
Alibeck, you want to use that lifeline?

2506
01:37:51,980 --> 01:37:56,980
I'm not really seeing anything that encourages me about my two lifelines here.

2507
01:37:56,980 --> 01:37:57,980
I don't think they...

2508
01:37:57,980 --> 01:37:59,980
No, no, your lifeline is 50-50.

2509
01:37:59,980 --> 01:38:00,980
Oh.

2510
01:38:00,980 --> 01:38:02,980
So it takes out two answers.

2511
01:38:02,980 --> 01:38:05,980
I don't think that this is a good question to use that on.

2512
01:38:05,980 --> 01:38:07,980
I think I just got to guess.

2513
01:38:07,980 --> 01:38:08,980
It's going to be...

2514
01:38:08,980 --> 01:38:10,980
Ah, fuck it.

2515
01:38:10,980 --> 01:38:11,980
50-50 it.

2516
01:38:11,980 --> 01:38:12,980
All right.

2517
01:38:12,980 --> 01:38:14,980
I got to help my chances.

2518
01:38:14,980 --> 01:38:17,980
I got a 50% shot here because I'm fucking dumbfounded.

2519
01:38:17,980 --> 01:38:23,980
I'll eliminate one quarter and one third.

2520
01:38:23,980 --> 01:38:26,980
So the options are one half or two thirds.

2521
01:38:26,980 --> 01:38:29,980
I'm going to go one half.

2522
01:38:29,980 --> 01:38:30,980
Is that your final answer?

2523
01:38:30,980 --> 01:38:37,980
Yes, it is.

2524
01:38:37,980 --> 01:38:39,980
You got it.

2525
01:38:39,980 --> 01:38:40,980
Oh my God.

2526
01:38:40,980 --> 01:38:42,980
What?

2527
01:38:42,980 --> 01:38:44,980
Oh baby.

2528
01:38:44,980 --> 01:38:45,980
That was great.

2529
01:38:45,980 --> 01:38:47,980
I thought it was one fourth.

2530
01:38:47,980 --> 01:38:48,980
Wow.

2531
01:38:48,980 --> 01:38:49,980
That was a hard one.

2532
01:38:49,980 --> 01:38:52,980
That's why I went 50-50 because I knew it was a fucking guess.

2533
01:38:52,980 --> 01:38:53,980
I was just...

2534
01:38:53,980 --> 01:38:54,980
I had to help my odds.

2535
01:38:54,980 --> 01:38:56,980
I got lucky there though.

2536
01:38:56,980 --> 01:38:59,980
Where's the music?

2537
01:38:59,980 --> 01:39:02,980
No, it's not that one.

2538
01:39:02,980 --> 01:39:04,980
What are we on, 11 now?

2539
01:39:04,980 --> 01:39:05,980
Yeah.

2540
01:39:05,980 --> 01:39:06,980
11 out of 15.

2541
01:39:06,980 --> 01:39:08,980
And I have no lifelines.

2542
01:39:08,980 --> 01:39:09,980
Fuck.

2543
01:39:09,980 --> 01:39:10,980
I got a raw doggit from here.

2544
01:39:10,980 --> 01:39:18,980
Allie Mack, you just passed the 10th question, which means that you win $25,000 no matter

2545
01:39:18,980 --> 01:39:19,980
what.

2546
01:39:19,980 --> 01:39:20,980
Okay.

2547
01:39:20,980 --> 01:39:21,980
Next question.

2548
01:39:21,980 --> 01:39:22,980
All right.

2549
01:39:22,980 --> 01:39:24,980
I win the googly high 10.

2550
01:39:24,980 --> 01:39:27,980
Where's the fucking...

2551
01:39:27,980 --> 01:39:32,980
All right, Allie Mack.

2552
01:39:32,980 --> 01:39:35,980
Going for $50,000 now.

2553
01:39:35,980 --> 01:39:36,980
Okay.

2554
01:39:36,980 --> 01:39:42,980
The coffee shop Starbucks gets its name from the fictional character Starbuck, who appeared

2555
01:39:42,980 --> 01:39:45,980
in what classic novel?

2556
01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:58,980
A, Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, B, To Kill a Mockingbird, C, Moby Dick, D, Frankenstein.

2557
01:39:58,980 --> 01:40:01,980
Think of the logo.

2558
01:40:01,980 --> 01:40:02,980
Oh.

2559
01:40:02,980 --> 01:40:06,980
Yeah, C, Moby Dick.

2560
01:40:06,980 --> 01:40:10,980
Is that your final answer?

2561
01:40:10,980 --> 01:40:13,980
Yes it is.

2562
01:40:13,980 --> 01:40:14,980
Oh my God.

2563
01:40:14,980 --> 01:40:17,980
I didn't think he would get this far.

2564
01:40:17,980 --> 01:40:19,980
Oh my God.

2565
01:40:19,980 --> 01:40:22,980
He's on the fucking $100,000 question.

2566
01:40:22,980 --> 01:40:23,980
Damn, man.

2567
01:40:23,980 --> 01:40:26,980
I'm barebacking it here though.

2568
01:40:26,980 --> 01:40:29,980
I got no fucking lifelines anymore.

2569
01:40:29,980 --> 01:40:30,980
I'm scared.

2570
01:40:30,980 --> 01:40:32,980
All right, Allie Mack.

2571
01:40:32,980 --> 01:40:37,980
So you're a volunteer firefighter, right?

2572
01:40:37,980 --> 01:40:38,980
I guess.

2573
01:40:38,980 --> 01:40:41,980
Yeah, you're a fucking hero, bro.

2574
01:40:41,980 --> 01:40:42,980
All right.

2575
01:40:42,980 --> 01:40:47,980
Oh shit, how do I stop this?

2576
01:40:47,980 --> 01:40:48,980
Fucking Christ.

2577
01:40:48,980 --> 01:40:55,980
Allie Mack, you're going for $100,000 on your 11th question.

2578
01:40:55,980 --> 01:40:56,980
Yeah.

2579
01:40:56,980 --> 01:41:02,980
Which of these units for measuring computer memory is the largest?

2580
01:41:02,980 --> 01:41:03,980
Okay.

2581
01:41:03,980 --> 01:41:09,980
A, Terabyte, B, Megabyte, C, Gigabyte, D, Kilobyte.

2582
01:41:09,980 --> 01:41:11,980
Oh, come on, man.

2583
01:41:11,980 --> 01:41:12,980
This is easy.

2584
01:41:12,980 --> 01:41:13,980
It might be.

2585
01:41:13,980 --> 01:41:14,980
Dude, come on, man.

2586
01:41:14,980 --> 01:41:15,980
This is fucking easy.

2587
01:41:15,980 --> 01:41:16,980
Read them again.

2588
01:41:16,980 --> 01:41:19,980
I just want to make sure I heard it.

2589
01:41:19,980 --> 01:41:20,980
This is fucking easy.

2590
01:41:20,980 --> 01:41:26,980
A is terabyte, B, Megabyte, C, Gigabyte, D, Kilobyte.

2591
01:41:26,980 --> 01:41:28,980
Because Kegabyte is a small one.

2592
01:41:28,980 --> 01:41:29,980
Kilobyte.

2593
01:41:29,980 --> 01:41:30,980
I know.

2594
01:41:30,980 --> 01:41:31,980
You said Kilobyte.

2595
01:41:31,980 --> 01:41:32,980
I'm going to go with D.

2596
01:41:32,980 --> 01:41:37,980
I feel like Kilobyte is 10 times bigger than D.

2597
01:41:37,980 --> 01:41:38,980
No!

2598
01:41:38,980 --> 01:41:41,980
It is 100% not that.

2599
01:41:41,980 --> 01:41:43,980
Terabyte, that's fine.

2600
01:41:43,980 --> 01:41:46,980
I just, I couldn't let you do that.

2601
01:41:46,980 --> 01:41:47,980
I'm sorry.

2602
01:41:47,980 --> 01:41:49,980
That's fucking, that was killing me.

2603
01:41:49,980 --> 01:41:50,980
That's fine.

2604
01:41:50,980 --> 01:41:51,980
I want to, this is entertaining.

2605
01:41:51,980 --> 01:41:52,980
Did I get it right?

2606
01:41:52,980 --> 01:41:53,980
I did!

2607
01:41:53,980 --> 01:41:54,980
Oh my God!

2608
01:41:54,980 --> 01:41:55,980
Kilobytes were the smallest.

2609
01:41:55,980 --> 01:41:56,980
I thought those were Kegabytes.

2610
01:41:56,980 --> 01:41:57,980
I thought Kegabytes were the small ones.

2611
01:41:57,980 --> 01:41:58,980
That's not a real thing.

2612
01:41:58,980 --> 01:41:59,980
Oh shit.

2613
01:41:59,980 --> 01:42:00,980
I went back.

2614
01:42:00,980 --> 01:42:01,980
It's more of like a true alcohol.

2615
01:42:01,980 --> 01:42:02,980
You were just, you were just a failure.

2616
01:42:02,980 --> 01:42:03,980
Well, I knew terabytes, a thousand, oh, well slightly more than a thousand.

2617
01:42:03,980 --> 01:42:04,980
You fucking did that.

2618
01:42:04,980 --> 01:42:17,540
I thought you were going to do a

2619
01:42:17,540 --> 01:42:20,140
thousand, oh, well slightly more than a thousand.

2620
01:42:20,140 --> 01:42:22,140
You fucking have a gaming PC retard.

2621
01:42:22,140 --> 01:42:23,140
I know, I know.

2622
01:42:23,140 --> 01:42:24,140
Jesus Christ.

2623
01:42:24,140 --> 01:42:27,140
All right, Ellie Mag, you're going for $250,000.

2624
01:42:27,140 --> 01:42:28,140
Okay.

2625
01:42:28,140 --> 01:42:31,380
I'll be happy with this if I only got one wrong.

2626
01:42:31,380 --> 01:42:33,580
A native of Albany, New York.

2627
01:42:33,580 --> 01:42:38,540
Who was the first African American soldier to fight in World War I?

2628
01:42:38,540 --> 01:42:41,020
Oh my God!

2629
01:42:41,020 --> 01:42:42,020
A.

2630
01:42:42,020 --> 01:42:43,420
Auretus Corning.

2631
01:42:43,420 --> 01:42:44,420
B.

2632
01:42:44,420 --> 01:42:46,500
Henry Johnson.

2633
01:42:46,500 --> 01:42:48,780
C. John Boyd Thatcher.

2634
01:42:48,780 --> 01:42:50,780
D. Chester A. Arthur.

2635
01:42:50,780 --> 01:42:52,500
Dude, come on, man.

2636
01:42:52,500 --> 01:42:53,500
This is easy.

2637
01:42:53,500 --> 01:42:54,500
Henry Johnson.

2638
01:42:54,500 --> 01:42:55,500
The Boulevard.

2639
01:42:55,500 --> 01:42:56,500
Hey.

2640
01:42:56,500 --> 01:42:57,500
Are you finally answering?

2641
01:42:57,500 --> 01:42:58,500
Yes, it is.

2642
01:42:58,500 --> 01:42:59,500
The fucking Boulevard!

2643
01:42:59,500 --> 01:43:00,500
The Boulevard!

2644
01:43:00,500 --> 01:43:01,500
He threw Thatcher in there.

2645
01:43:01,500 --> 01:43:08,500
That was a good one, but he was just some white dude.

2646
01:43:08,500 --> 01:43:09,500
Yeah.

2647
01:43:09,500 --> 01:43:15,740
All those guys were white except for fucking, except for Henry Johnson.

2648
01:43:15,740 --> 01:43:17,020
Except for Sergeant Johnson.

2649
01:43:17,020 --> 01:43:19,020
All right, Ellie Mag.

2650
01:43:19,020 --> 01:43:20,740
This is the second to last question.

2651
01:43:20,740 --> 01:43:21,740
Okay.

2652
01:43:21,740 --> 01:43:22,740
Jesus Christ.

2653
01:43:22,740 --> 01:43:25,580
I can't believe you made it this far.

2654
01:43:25,580 --> 01:43:28,580
Like Jesus Christ.

2655
01:43:28,580 --> 01:43:34,420
Ellie Mag, what are you going to do with the money if you win?

2656
01:43:34,420 --> 01:43:36,940
Probably buy like some or something.

2657
01:43:36,940 --> 01:43:40,660
Probably, I don't know, fill a fraction of my gas tank.

2658
01:43:40,660 --> 01:43:42,820
I'll get him to the gas station.

2659
01:43:42,820 --> 01:43:45,340
All right, Ellie Mag, here we go.

2660
01:43:45,340 --> 01:43:46,340
Okay.

2661
01:43:46,340 --> 01:43:53,020
What, what factor accounts for the seasons on Earth changing throughout the year?

2662
01:43:53,020 --> 01:43:56,220
A, the tilt of the Earth.

2663
01:43:56,220 --> 01:43:59,940
B, the distance away from the sun.

2664
01:43:59,940 --> 01:44:02,300
C, the thickness of the ozone layer.

2665
01:44:02,300 --> 01:44:04,860
D, the speed of the Earth's orbit.

2666
01:44:04,860 --> 01:44:07,500
I'm going to go with the tilt of the Earth.

2667
01:44:07,500 --> 01:44:08,500
Final answer.

2668
01:44:08,500 --> 01:44:09,500
Wow!

2669
01:44:09,500 --> 01:44:12,500
I told you, I know space.

2670
01:44:12,500 --> 01:44:19,420
Holy shit, man, we got to the last question.

2671
01:44:19,420 --> 01:44:23,500
I really don't want to choke here.

2672
01:44:23,500 --> 01:44:24,980
Get that fucking shit ready.

2673
01:44:24,980 --> 01:44:27,100
Wait, can I see that for a sec?

2674
01:44:27,100 --> 01:44:28,100
Yeah.

2675
01:44:28,100 --> 01:44:32,500
You know, the thing I say, you know, how it be like, you know, women, when there's something

2676
01:44:32,500 --> 01:44:36,180
wrong with them, you're like, oh, I could fix that, but it's way hotter if I don't.

2677
01:44:36,180 --> 01:44:38,940
I mean, you helped me with the one.

2678
01:44:38,940 --> 01:44:39,940
Ellie Mag.

2679
01:44:39,940 --> 01:44:40,940
I needed the help on that one.

2680
01:44:40,940 --> 01:44:41,940
I wouldn't have made it here without you.

2681
01:44:41,940 --> 01:44:42,940
All right.

2682
01:44:42,940 --> 01:44:43,940
I knew that one.

2683
01:44:43,940 --> 01:44:44,940
For this last million dollar question.

2684
01:44:44,940 --> 01:44:45,940
No, I did not understand.

2685
01:44:45,940 --> 01:44:50,660
For this last million dollar question, you earned another lifeline.

2686
01:44:50,660 --> 01:44:53,300
It's called Switch the Question.

2687
01:44:53,300 --> 01:44:56,420
If you don't like the question, you can switch to another one.

2688
01:44:56,420 --> 01:44:57,420
Okay.

2689
01:44:57,420 --> 01:44:58,420
Okay.

2690
01:44:58,420 --> 01:44:59,420
Here we go.

2691
01:44:59,420 --> 01:45:00,420
But you can't have help from them.

2692
01:45:00,420 --> 01:45:01,420
Yes.

2693
01:45:01,420 --> 01:45:03,820
No, I will shut my eyes and make this decision on my own.

2694
01:45:03,820 --> 01:45:04,820
You can't help him.

2695
01:45:04,820 --> 01:45:05,820
You're not going to help.

2696
01:45:05,820 --> 01:45:09,140
The last couple, I haven't looked at them.

2697
01:45:09,140 --> 01:45:12,100
I've been in my own world because I don't want to take visual cues.

2698
01:45:12,100 --> 01:45:13,540
Except for a terabyte one.

2699
01:45:13,540 --> 01:45:14,940
All right, Ellie Mag.

2700
01:45:14,940 --> 01:45:16,180
Yes, that was the one.

2701
01:45:16,180 --> 01:45:18,300
Million dollar question.

2702
01:45:18,300 --> 01:45:20,340
Who is on the $10 bill?

2703
01:45:20,340 --> 01:45:21,340
Okay.

2704
01:45:21,340 --> 01:45:25,140
Can I look at the $10 bill?

2705
01:45:25,140 --> 01:45:26,140
No, you can't.

2706
01:45:26,140 --> 01:45:28,180
It says his name on it.

2707
01:45:28,180 --> 01:45:29,180
It does?

2708
01:45:29,180 --> 01:45:30,180
Yes.

2709
01:45:30,180 --> 01:45:31,180
All right.

2710
01:45:31,180 --> 01:45:32,180
Ellie Mag options.

2711
01:45:32,180 --> 01:45:34,820
A, Benjamin Franklin.

2712
01:45:34,820 --> 01:45:36,900
D, Andrew Jackson.

2713
01:45:36,900 --> 01:45:37,900
C, Thomas Jefferson.

2714
01:45:37,900 --> 01:45:48,100
D, Alexander Hamilton.

2715
01:45:48,100 --> 01:45:53,900
I'm pretty sure I know this one, but I'm going to, just so I can be more confident hopefully.

2716
01:45:53,900 --> 01:45:54,900
Next question.

2717
01:45:54,900 --> 01:45:55,900
You're going to switch the question?

2718
01:45:55,900 --> 01:45:57,380
I'm going to switch the question.

2719
01:45:57,380 --> 01:45:58,940
It's going to be like rocket science or something.

2720
01:45:58,940 --> 01:45:59,940
Is that your final answer?

2721
01:45:59,940 --> 01:46:02,180
Yes, I'm switching the question.

2722
01:46:02,180 --> 01:46:03,180
All right.

2723
01:46:03,180 --> 01:46:04,180
That's final.

2724
01:46:04,180 --> 01:46:06,860
What would you have said?

2725
01:46:06,860 --> 01:46:07,860
I was going to say Benji.

2726
01:46:07,860 --> 01:46:08,860
No.

2727
01:46:08,860 --> 01:46:09,860
That would have been incorrect.

2728
01:46:09,860 --> 01:46:10,860
Oh, good.

2729
01:46:10,860 --> 01:46:11,860
He's at 100, you fucking retard.

2730
01:46:11,860 --> 01:46:12,860
Oh, yes.

2731
01:46:12,860 --> 01:46:13,860
Stacking Benji is a...

2732
01:46:13,860 --> 01:46:14,860
It was Hamilton.

2733
01:46:14,860 --> 01:46:17,860
Yeah, I would have, I would have got that one wrong.

2734
01:46:17,860 --> 01:46:18,860
All right.

2735
01:46:18,860 --> 01:46:19,860
We're going to...

2736
01:46:19,860 --> 01:46:20,860
I'm glad.

2737
01:46:20,860 --> 01:46:21,860
We're going to...

2738
01:46:21,860 --> 01:46:22,860
I'm not sharp with shit like that.

2739
01:46:22,860 --> 01:46:24,860
I know other shit like space stuff.

2740
01:46:24,860 --> 01:46:25,860
I've got those questions.

2741
01:46:25,860 --> 01:46:30,660
Ellie Mag, this question, since you switched the question, is not multiple choice.

2742
01:46:30,660 --> 01:46:31,660
Oh.

2743
01:46:31,660 --> 01:46:33,100
Well, that would have been something good to know.

2744
01:46:33,100 --> 01:46:37,100
I mean, I would have fucking lost the last question anyway, so never mind.

2745
01:46:37,100 --> 01:46:38,100
Okay, go ahead.

2746
01:46:38,100 --> 01:46:43,060
What was the name of the podcast that me and Dan did before...

2747
01:46:43,060 --> 01:46:45,060
Oh, that's an easy one.

2748
01:46:45,060 --> 01:46:47,060
...during Mohawk?

2749
01:46:47,060 --> 01:46:53,820
Dude, it was on the tip of my tongue.

2750
01:46:53,820 --> 01:46:54,820
You and Dan.

2751
01:46:54,820 --> 01:46:55,820
Fuck, dude.

2752
01:46:55,820 --> 01:46:56,820
Oh, fuck.

2753
01:46:56,820 --> 01:47:00,500
I can't crash this far at the finish line.

2754
01:47:00,500 --> 01:47:01,500
I know it too.

2755
01:47:01,500 --> 01:47:04,500
I'm going to be so mad if I don't get this.

2756
01:47:04,500 --> 01:47:10,500
Ambulance stories or some shit like that.

2757
01:47:10,500 --> 01:47:11,500
Fuck.

2758
01:47:11,500 --> 01:47:12,500
Oh, fuck.

2759
01:47:12,500 --> 01:47:13,500
If that was it...

2760
01:47:13,500 --> 01:47:14,500
No, it wasn't that, was it?

2761
01:47:14,500 --> 01:47:15,500
Fuck.

2762
01:47:15,500 --> 01:47:16,500
It was something, stories.

2763
01:47:16,500 --> 01:47:17,500
Mm-mm.

2764
01:47:17,500 --> 01:47:18,500
Mm-mm.

2765
01:47:18,500 --> 01:47:34,820
Because you and...

2766
01:47:34,820 --> 01:47:37,820
That was Ghost of Power.

2767
01:47:37,820 --> 01:47:38,820
Ghost of Power?

2768
01:47:38,820 --> 01:47:39,820
That's not it.

2769
01:47:39,820 --> 01:47:47,620
I can't get that out of my fucking head though.

2770
01:47:47,620 --> 01:47:50,780
Ali Mack on the verge of defeat.

2771
01:47:50,780 --> 01:47:54,900
His friends are here with him.

2772
01:47:54,900 --> 01:47:55,900
We got you, buddy.

2773
01:47:55,900 --> 01:47:56,900
Come on.

2774
01:47:56,900 --> 01:48:02,060
He's down to his final question without a lifeline.

2775
01:48:02,060 --> 01:48:05,060
There's a $10 bill right there for you.

2776
01:48:05,060 --> 01:48:08,780
You know, it's probably a long...

2777
01:48:08,780 --> 01:48:14,060
It's not an ambulance story, it's fucking stupid.

2778
01:48:14,060 --> 01:48:16,060
I can't believe it.

2779
01:48:16,060 --> 01:48:17,940
That'd be too high.

2780
01:48:17,940 --> 01:48:19,740
There's no multiple choice in this.

2781
01:48:19,740 --> 01:48:20,740
Damn.

2782
01:48:20,740 --> 01:48:21,740
And Casey, where did this...

2783
01:48:21,740 --> 01:48:22,740
We'll give you a multiple choice.

2784
01:48:22,740 --> 01:48:23,740
Where did this take place?

2785
01:48:23,740 --> 01:48:24,740
Where did you guys do this podcast?

2786
01:48:24,740 --> 01:48:25,740
In the ambulance.

2787
01:48:25,740 --> 01:48:26,740
Uh-huh.

2788
01:48:26,740 --> 01:48:27,740
Yeah.

2789
01:48:27,740 --> 01:48:28,740
Yeah, I got it.

2790
01:48:28,740 --> 01:48:35,740
All right, I'll write some options out here for you.

2791
01:48:35,740 --> 01:48:39,740
Is it the A, Untitled Podcast?

2792
01:48:39,740 --> 01:48:41,740
B, Ambulance.

2793
01:48:41,740 --> 01:48:43,260
Wait, wait.

2794
01:48:43,260 --> 01:48:47,220
I'm writing out the options.

2795
01:48:47,220 --> 01:48:49,220
Ghost Pals?

2796
01:48:49,220 --> 01:48:50,220
No.

2797
01:48:50,220 --> 01:48:55,420
Those are all things that I've already ruled out.

2798
01:48:55,420 --> 01:48:59,860
All right, A, okay.

2799
01:48:59,860 --> 01:49:03,180
Was it A, Ambulance Sessions?

2800
01:49:03,180 --> 01:49:05,300
B, Ambulance Stories?

2801
01:49:05,300 --> 01:49:07,340
C, Ambulance Chronicles?

2802
01:49:07,340 --> 01:49:11,980
D, Ambulance Pals?

2803
01:49:11,980 --> 01:49:39,740
I'm going to be so mad and I'm going to lock it in right here.

2804
01:49:39,740 --> 01:49:42,980
I'm going A and I'm fucking giving that as my final answer.

2805
01:49:42,980 --> 01:49:45,980
Is that your final answer?

2806
01:49:45,980 --> 01:49:49,780
Yes, it is.

2807
01:49:49,780 --> 01:49:53,980
No, don't tell me it was Ambulance Friends.

2808
01:49:53,980 --> 01:49:58,180
What is it, man?

2809
01:49:58,180 --> 01:50:01,180
You got it.

2810
01:50:01,180 --> 01:50:06,180
Actually, you're going to fuck up the music.

2811
01:50:06,180 --> 01:50:07,180
Okay.

2812
01:50:07,180 --> 01:50:10,180
I can't believe it.

2813
01:50:10,180 --> 01:50:13,180
Oh my God.

2814
01:50:13,180 --> 01:50:16,180
How did that happen?

2815
01:50:16,180 --> 01:50:20,180
I want you to look at Alexander Hamilton's face and memorize it.

2816
01:50:20,180 --> 01:50:23,180
Take it.

2817
01:50:23,180 --> 01:50:26,180
Memorize it.

2818
01:50:26,180 --> 01:50:29,180
He's memorizing it.

2819
01:50:29,180 --> 01:50:32,180
That was so much more than $10.

2820
01:50:32,180 --> 01:50:35,180
That's great.

2821
01:50:35,180 --> 01:50:38,180
Holy shit.

2822
01:50:38,180 --> 01:50:41,180
This has been a good two weeks for you.

2823
01:50:41,180 --> 01:50:44,180
This is a...

2824
01:50:44,180 --> 01:50:45,180
Oh my God.

2825
01:50:45,180 --> 01:50:48,180
I can't tell you how mad I was when I watched the last one sober.

2826
01:50:48,180 --> 01:50:51,180
I was like, dude, it's Bob Parker.

2827
01:50:51,180 --> 01:50:54,180
Are you fucking kidding me?

2828
01:50:54,180 --> 01:50:57,180
What the fuck is wrong with you?

2829
01:50:57,180 --> 01:51:00,180
Dude, it was so fucking easy.

2830
01:51:00,180 --> 01:51:03,180
That was a gimme of a question.

2831
01:51:03,180 --> 01:51:06,180
I've never seen Happy Gilmore.

2832
01:51:06,180 --> 01:51:09,180
I've seen it once, but it was so long ago that probably wouldn't have helped.

2833
01:51:09,180 --> 01:51:12,180
I knew it, though.

2834
01:51:12,180 --> 01:51:15,180
I fucking knew that was.

2835
01:51:15,180 --> 01:51:18,180
I honestly didn't think you would make it that far.

2836
01:51:18,180 --> 01:51:21,180
I love how Casey gets you all smoked up.

2837
01:51:21,180 --> 01:51:24,180
And then tests you.

2838
01:51:24,180 --> 01:51:27,180
Poor guy.

2839
01:51:27,180 --> 01:51:30,180
That one, I would have got off the rip had I been sober.

2840
01:51:30,180 --> 01:51:33,180
I know that.

2841
01:51:33,180 --> 01:51:36,180
I do.

2842
01:51:36,180 --> 01:51:39,180
But it makes it into something I overthink.

2843
01:51:39,180 --> 01:51:42,180
So a bonus question.

2844
01:51:42,180 --> 01:51:45,180
Last week, I asked you how many members were in My Chemical Romance.

2845
01:51:45,180 --> 01:51:48,180
And you got it right. You said it was five.

2846
01:51:48,180 --> 01:51:51,180
Who are the five members?

2847
01:51:51,180 --> 01:51:54,180
I'm not going to get all of them.

2848
01:51:54,180 --> 01:51:57,180
It's Gerard Way, Mikey Way.

2849
01:51:57,180 --> 01:52:00,180
I'm not going to get all five, though.

2850
01:52:00,180 --> 01:52:03,180
Ray Toro.

2851
01:52:03,180 --> 01:52:06,180
Ray Toro.

2852
01:52:06,180 --> 01:52:09,180
Frank Euro.

2853
01:52:09,180 --> 01:52:12,180
And Bob.

2854
01:52:12,180 --> 01:52:15,180
I always forget his last name, but he got kicked out of the band, so I would have accepted just Bob.

2855
01:52:15,180 --> 01:52:18,180
What did he get kicked out for?

2856
01:52:18,180 --> 01:52:21,180
Being racist or something.

2857
01:52:21,180 --> 01:52:24,180
No, he was a violent alcoholic.

2858
01:52:24,180 --> 01:52:27,180
Yeah, MCR is very...

2859
01:52:27,180 --> 01:52:30,180
I don't know.

2860
01:52:30,180 --> 01:52:33,180
They're very...

2861
01:52:33,180 --> 01:52:36,180
When you went to the MCR show, what percentage of that crowd do you think were Democrats?

2862
01:52:36,180 --> 01:52:39,180
When you went to the MCR show, what percentage of that crowd do you think were Democrats?

2863
01:52:39,180 --> 01:52:42,180
It's fucking insane.

2864
01:52:42,180 --> 01:52:45,180
I was watching Miley Cyrus on the New Year's Eve thing last night.

2865
01:52:45,180 --> 01:52:48,180
I saw the guys with the sunglasses on and the fucking gay hair.

2866
01:52:48,180 --> 01:52:51,180
Oh shit, I'm cancer.

2867
01:52:51,180 --> 01:52:54,180
Damn it.

2868
01:52:54,180 --> 01:52:57,180
You got to bleep that.

2869
01:52:57,180 --> 01:53:00,180
I want a bunch of snacks.

2870
01:53:00,180 --> 01:53:03,180
On the fucking TVs, it was like,

2871
01:53:03,180 --> 01:53:06,180
if somebody falls, help them up.

2872
01:53:06,180 --> 01:53:09,180
Security is here for you.

2873
01:53:09,180 --> 01:53:12,180
The MCR I knew growing up.

2874
01:53:12,180 --> 01:53:15,180
I was the only one who went to fucking Cannibal Corpse.

2875
01:53:15,180 --> 01:53:18,180
That shit was crazy.

2876
01:53:18,180 --> 01:53:21,180
Have you ever seen Downswing? I've seen Downswing.

2877
01:53:21,180 --> 01:53:24,180
That's like a real fucking mosh pit.

2878
01:53:24,180 --> 01:53:27,180
There were so many people there, you couldn't even fucking move, and there was still a mosh pit.

2879
01:53:27,180 --> 01:53:30,180
And I got fucked up.

2880
01:53:30,180 --> 01:53:33,180
That's how I was for fucking, when I went to see Fit for a King, when Downswing opened for them,

2881
01:53:33,180 --> 01:53:36,180
Fit for a King at Empire Live was fucking wild.

2882
01:53:36,180 --> 01:53:39,180
That was probably the same kind of thing.

2883
01:53:39,180 --> 01:53:42,180
Yeah, it was like, people were getting fucking rocked.

2884
01:53:42,180 --> 01:53:45,180
I cannot believe there wasn't an ambulance there.

2885
01:53:45,180 --> 01:53:48,180
I got rocks.

2886
01:53:48,180 --> 01:53:51,180
Like in the face?

2887
01:53:51,180 --> 01:53:54,180
Or did you get hit in the chest?

2888
01:53:54,180 --> 01:53:57,180
I got hit in the face.

2889
01:53:57,180 --> 01:54:00,180
That was the concert I almost had, well, I did have a panic attack, but I felt like I was about to have a seizure

2890
01:54:00,180 --> 01:54:03,180
right when I started Lexapro.

2891
01:54:03,180 --> 01:54:06,180
And I fucking barely made it out because I was stumbling through a mosh pit,

2892
01:54:06,180 --> 01:54:09,180
losing my balance, feeling myself blacking out.

2893
01:54:09,180 --> 01:54:12,180
And I made it outside and I'm like, Alex, don't pass out.

2894
01:54:12,180 --> 01:54:15,180
You know who's coming if you do.

2895
01:54:15,180 --> 01:54:18,180
You know it's going to be fucking, you're going to wake up and you're going to see Miss Cocktail

2896
01:54:18,180 --> 01:54:21,180
peering down at you.

2897
01:54:21,180 --> 01:54:24,180
Hang in there, hang in there to whatever you have to do.

2898
01:54:24,180 --> 01:54:27,180
You should not blast out.

2899
01:54:27,180 --> 01:54:30,180
You'll see Miss Cocktail with a beard bigger than Casey's.

2900
01:54:30,180 --> 01:54:33,180
And I fucked myself too because I didn't realize how fucking fucked I was

2901
01:54:33,180 --> 01:54:36,180
until after I started walking away because it was just like, oh, I'm lightheaded.

2902
01:54:36,180 --> 01:54:39,180
So I looked at my roommate that I was there with and I'm like, hey dude, I'm just going to go to the bathroom quick.

2903
01:54:39,180 --> 01:54:42,180
Like I didn't want him to be worried. So I was like, I'm just going to go to the bathroom quick.

2904
01:54:42,180 --> 01:54:47,180
Walked out and he's like 45 minutes later of me leaning over a railing.

2905
01:54:47,180 --> 01:54:50,180
Just trying to like cling to my consciousness.

2906
01:54:50,180 --> 01:54:53,180
I finally get through.

2907
01:54:53,180 --> 01:54:56,180
Did like security come up and talk to you at all?

2908
01:54:56,180 --> 01:55:03,180
No, and that was the funniest thing too because it was right before the intermission and I walked outside.

2909
01:55:03,180 --> 01:55:06,180
You probably just stood outside by the smoking area.

2910
01:55:06,180 --> 01:55:09,180
I did. I was out there for like 40 minutes.

2911
01:55:09,180 --> 01:55:11,180
I was in distress.

2912
01:55:11,180 --> 01:55:15,180
I looked like I had fucking like chest pain too because it induced a panic attack.

2913
01:55:15,180 --> 01:55:19,180
So I was like fucking like rocking over the top of this thing.

2914
01:55:19,180 --> 01:55:22,180
Like you think security would be like, hey man, are you all right?

2915
01:55:22,180 --> 01:55:25,180
But because I went out, I was only out there for like five minutes alone.

2916
01:55:25,180 --> 01:55:27,180
And then the intermission came in.

2917
01:55:27,180 --> 01:55:32,180
Nobody who went out looked like you asked me if I was OK. I was stunned.

2918
01:55:32,180 --> 01:55:34,180
Like I had to have looked fucked up.

2919
01:55:34,180 --> 01:55:36,180
I'm pretty sure like I took my sweatshirt off.

2920
01:55:36,180 --> 01:55:38,180
It was like 20 degrees outside.

2921
01:55:38,180 --> 01:55:41,180
Like I was just like I was sweating like crazy.

2922
01:55:41,180 --> 01:55:44,180
And then I finally like the intermission comes in.

2923
01:55:44,180 --> 01:55:46,180
Everybody's out there. Nobody looks at me.

2924
01:55:46,180 --> 01:55:50,180
And then I walk back in and my fucking roommate was like, where the fuck did you go?

2925
01:55:50,180 --> 01:55:55,180
Like I. Yeah, I had a little bit of an adventure.

2926
01:55:55,180 --> 01:55:58,180
Very small there. Are you going to go to Emo Night though?

2927
01:55:58,180 --> 01:55:59,180
Yeah, that's actually fucking good.

2928
01:55:59,180 --> 01:56:01,180
Yes. It's like March something.

2929
01:56:01,180 --> 01:56:03,180
I will be. I will be at Emo Night.

2930
01:56:03,180 --> 01:56:06,180
As long as it's not a Saturday, I should be able to make if we have any fans.

2931
01:56:06,180 --> 01:56:10,180
I just want to know what Dan's been doing over there for the last 10 minutes.

2932
01:56:10,180 --> 01:56:14,180
I don't know. I'm like enamored by this fucking.

2933
01:56:14,180 --> 01:56:16,180
I'm not even high.

2934
01:56:16,180 --> 01:56:17,180
I don't know what's going on.

2935
01:56:17,180 --> 01:56:21,180
Wait, how did you get that fucking screw through the dollar bill before the screw?

2936
01:56:21,180 --> 01:56:24,180
This is this is one of the eyes of my.

2937
01:56:24,180 --> 01:56:26,180
Oh, that was a ten dollar bill.

2938
01:56:26,180 --> 01:56:28,180
Who was on that dollar bill? That's a.

2939
01:56:28,180 --> 01:56:33,180
I didn't read it. It's Hamilton.

2940
01:56:33,180 --> 01:56:35,180
Alexander Hamilton.

2941
01:56:35,180 --> 01:56:40,180
Like the you like the show Alexander Hamilton.

2942
01:56:40,180 --> 01:56:42,180
Hamilton the musical.

2943
01:56:42,180 --> 01:56:50,180
You know, you guys almost were also I'm one of the other things I got listening to the game show we did in the last one.

2944
01:56:50,180 --> 01:56:57,180
So I've had this ongoing inside joke with my buddy where we say Alexander Graham Hamilton Bell.

2945
01:56:57,180 --> 01:56:59,180
Just like as a joke.

2946
01:56:59,180 --> 01:57:04,180
It's been so long since that was made and I was so screwed up when you asked me that question.

2947
01:57:04,180 --> 01:57:09,180
I'm honestly surprised I didn't say Alexander Graham Hamilton Bell.

2948
01:57:09,180 --> 01:57:13,180
That would have been the funniest shit and you guys would have made fun of me so bad.

2949
01:57:13,180 --> 01:57:18,180
I am so glad I was like, no, it's Alexander Bell.

2950
01:57:18,180 --> 01:57:21,180
Like don't say like Hamilton Bell or something.

2951
01:57:21,180 --> 01:57:24,180
That was like the most epic episode of Millionaire.

2952
01:57:24,180 --> 01:57:25,180
Yeah. All right.

2953
01:57:25,180 --> 01:57:29,180
Another bonus question. Who's the best girl in Cyberpunk 2077?

2954
01:57:29,180 --> 01:57:30,180
That's an opinion.

2955
01:57:30,180 --> 01:57:33,180
I know you think it's Pan Am.

2956
01:57:33,180 --> 01:57:34,180
It's obviously Pan Am.

2957
01:57:34,180 --> 01:57:35,180
It is Judy.

2958
01:57:35,180 --> 01:57:36,180
It is obviously Pan Am.

2959
01:57:36,180 --> 01:57:37,180
I romance both.

2960
01:57:37,180 --> 01:57:38,180
It is big booty Judy.

2961
01:57:38,180 --> 01:57:41,180
It is not. It is not. Pan Am is so much better.

2962
01:57:41,180 --> 01:57:47,180
You just didn't play a male playthrough because you're gay.

2963
01:57:47,180 --> 01:57:48,180
Jesus Christ.

2964
01:57:48,180 --> 01:57:51,180
I planned on doing both. I just never got around to it.

2965
01:57:51,180 --> 01:57:54,180
There's a DLC coming out. You could do it over again.

2966
01:57:54,180 --> 01:57:57,180
I don't know if I could potentially look into it.

2967
01:57:57,180 --> 01:58:01,180
I actually did a I did a Netrunner playthrough as a woman.

2968
01:58:01,180 --> 01:58:04,180
The game's a lot different when you play it like a Netrunner.

2969
01:58:04,180 --> 01:58:07,180
Like you fucking like hack people and you can literally make people kill themselves.

2970
01:58:07,180 --> 01:58:15,180
You can literally like do like a thing like where you like where you look at them and you scan them and you click the suicide button and they fucking blow their brains out.

2971
01:58:15,180 --> 01:58:16,180
OK, I might need a place.

2972
01:58:16,180 --> 01:58:18,180
So here's the thought.

2973
01:58:18,180 --> 01:58:19,180
Yeah.

2974
01:58:19,180 --> 01:58:22,180
You ever think about the concept of forever?

2975
01:58:22,180 --> 01:58:24,180
Oh, fuck.

2976
01:58:24,180 --> 01:58:27,180
No, you want to know if we're going to get deep here, if we're going to get deep here.

2977
01:58:27,180 --> 01:58:38,180
I'm just saying like we touched on it where it's like if you were one of those fucking pilots like and you know you're going to die like for certainty.

2978
01:58:38,180 --> 01:58:41,180
Just think of how terrifying that might be.

2979
01:58:41,180 --> 01:58:43,180
You can rip off the eyes too.

2980
01:58:43,180 --> 01:58:44,180
It's crazy.

2981
01:58:44,180 --> 01:58:56,180
You can just be like living your everyday life and then one day you can just be dead.

2982
01:58:56,180 --> 01:59:03,180
Yeah, you just get into a car accident like people have one life and they and they like throw it away.

2983
01:59:03,180 --> 01:59:04,180
Do you know what's even crazier?

2984
01:59:04,180 --> 01:59:08,180
Because my belief is that we have ever everlasting life with our Lord and Savior.

2985
01:59:08,180 --> 01:59:13,180
People throw their life, whether regardless what you believe, they throw their life away on Earth.

2986
01:59:13,180 --> 01:59:20,180
But don't don't you think it's weirder to just wake up and now you owe New York State sales tax on everything?

2987
01:59:20,180 --> 01:59:22,180
That's strange.

2988
01:59:22,180 --> 01:59:24,180
My dad actually works for New York State.

2989
01:59:24,180 --> 01:59:27,180
My dad works for the tax department of New York State.

2990
01:59:27,180 --> 01:59:30,180
Yeah, to me like that's you get out of it.

2991
01:59:30,180 --> 01:59:32,180
There's only one way out.

2992
01:59:32,180 --> 01:59:33,180
You get to die.

2993
01:59:33,180 --> 01:59:34,180
Thank God.

2994
01:59:34,180 --> 01:59:36,180
And then it goes to your kids.

2995
01:59:36,180 --> 01:59:37,180
What's that?

2996
01:59:37,180 --> 01:59:38,180
Then it goes to your kids.

2997
01:59:38,180 --> 01:59:39,180
Does it?

2998
01:59:39,180 --> 01:59:40,180
Yeah.

2999
01:59:40,180 --> 01:59:41,180
Yeah, they would go after your kids.

3000
01:59:41,180 --> 01:59:44,180
Yeah, taxes and death, man.

3001
01:59:44,180 --> 01:59:49,180
But do you think forever is like a terrifying idea?

3002
01:59:49,180 --> 01:59:52,180
Do Christians think that heaven lasts forever?

3003
01:59:52,180 --> 01:59:53,180
It's an eternity.

3004
01:59:53,180 --> 01:59:54,180
Yeah.

3005
01:59:54,180 --> 01:59:55,180
Retard.

3006
01:59:55,180 --> 02:00:00,180
Well, I mean, I thought you said one time that I thought you said no, no.

3007
02:00:00,180 --> 02:00:01,180
He said heavens.

3008
02:00:01,180 --> 02:00:04,180
Like it's it's I remember what he said.

3009
02:00:04,180 --> 02:00:05,180
Correct me if I'm wrong.

3010
02:00:05,180 --> 02:00:10,180
But didn't you say it was essentially it's the place where like time isn't even really like a concept.

3011
02:00:10,180 --> 02:00:14,180
Yeah, like time like a year in heaven could be like ten thousand years here on.

3012
02:00:14,180 --> 02:00:16,180
Yeah, like it's just it's not even measured.

3013
02:00:16,180 --> 02:00:17,180
But we did.

3014
02:00:17,180 --> 02:00:21,180
But then ten thousand years in heaven could feel it could be like an a year here.

3015
02:00:21,180 --> 02:00:26,180
It's like it's a place where it's a place where time like it doesn't matter is a concept.

3016
02:00:26,180 --> 02:00:28,180
Yeah, it's like it just doesn't exist there.

3017
02:00:28,180 --> 02:00:30,180
But eventually you have to stop existing.

3018
02:00:30,180 --> 02:00:31,180
No, you don't.

3019
02:00:31,180 --> 02:00:37,180
Your spirit lives on in heaven with Jesus and God and all the angels and all your family members that actually believe in.

3020
02:00:37,180 --> 02:00:43,180
I remember that was that was one of the most profound things I thought when I was like seven years old and I was like, oh, yeah.

3021
02:00:43,180 --> 02:00:45,180
And I was still not like devout.

3022
02:00:45,180 --> 02:00:47,180
But I was like, I believe in a God.

3023
02:00:47,180 --> 02:00:51,180
I believe like in heaven and hell and all that shit because I was a child.

3024
02:00:51,180 --> 02:00:53,180
But I'm not even saying that to be a deck.

3025
02:00:53,180 --> 02:00:54,180
I'm not even saying that to be a deck.

3026
02:00:54,180 --> 02:00:57,180
I just started like questioning the world around me.

3027
02:00:57,180 --> 02:01:02,180
And I was like, wait, but forever kind of seems like something I wouldn't want to be around for.

3028
02:01:02,180 --> 02:01:07,180
But the thing is, just as equally terrifying is not existing.

3029
02:01:07,180 --> 02:01:16,180
Like, it's almost like there isn't a good answer in less heaven is a place where like it's more just like an eternal feeling where like you can never get scared and shit like that.

3030
02:01:16,180 --> 02:01:19,180
I would have like panic attacks thinking about I did.

3031
02:01:19,180 --> 02:01:20,180
I did.

3032
02:01:20,180 --> 02:01:26,180
That's that's what fucking pretty much every other live it in eternity in paradise.

3033
02:01:26,180 --> 02:01:28,180
Or would you rather have an eternity in fucking hell?

3034
02:01:28,180 --> 02:01:33,180
I would think I'd want a paradise probably for I would imagine a couple hundred years.

3035
02:01:33,180 --> 02:01:36,180
But even if you have like what are you saying?

3036
02:01:36,180 --> 02:01:39,180
Like what if you had a paradise for like 10,000 years?

3037
02:01:39,180 --> 02:01:42,180
You kind of eventually just like, OK, I'm going to kill myself.

3038
02:01:42,180 --> 02:01:44,180
You can't die in heaven.

3039
02:01:44,180 --> 02:01:45,180
Yeah, but you exactly.

3040
02:01:45,180 --> 02:01:49,180
That's why it's become it says there was no want in heaven.

3041
02:01:49,180 --> 02:01:50,180
There is nothing.

3042
02:01:50,180 --> 02:01:55,180
There is only pure joy when you when you exist for a long enough period of time.

3043
02:01:55,180 --> 02:01:57,180
You don't want to exist anymore.

3044
02:01:57,180 --> 02:01:58,180
All right there, buddy.

3045
02:01:58,180 --> 02:02:05,180
Well, I again, I understand both the atheist over here is like, I actually think heaven is not that good.

3046
02:02:05,180 --> 02:02:10,180
The concept of eternal paradise actually seems kind of like a bad thing.

3047
02:02:10,180 --> 02:02:14,180
Well, if it's if it's literally like around where time doesn't exist, I understand that.

3048
02:02:14,180 --> 02:02:18,180
I get that's not because time is no longer of a concern.

3049
02:02:18,180 --> 02:02:20,180
Like you're in a different dimension, essentially.

3050
02:02:20,180 --> 02:02:23,180
Like it's it's not like this.

3051
02:02:23,180 --> 02:02:25,180
You're not in the core dimension.

3052
02:02:25,180 --> 02:02:27,180
And it's I mean, like so.

3053
02:02:27,180 --> 02:02:36,180
Yeah. If there was but if heaven was like a physical place where you have like a human form and you could just do whatever the fuck you wanted.

3054
02:02:36,180 --> 02:02:38,180
Eventually, that would have to get old.

3055
02:02:38,180 --> 02:02:48,180
Like I'm just saying, I know I understand what the concept of heaven is, but you have to admit that if it was that you'd eventually not want to exist.

3056
02:02:48,180 --> 02:02:50,180
You'd be in the same place forever.

3057
02:02:50,180 --> 02:02:51,180
Yeah.

3058
02:02:51,180 --> 02:02:58,180
They say all you had to do was procreate and like join orgies and eat cake all day.

3059
02:02:58,180 --> 02:03:00,180
You would just go mad and you just start killing people.

3060
02:03:00,180 --> 02:03:01,180
It's the king's.

3061
02:03:01,180 --> 02:03:02,180
It's the king's paradise.

3062
02:03:02,180 --> 02:03:05,180
You would be something different.

3063
02:03:05,180 --> 02:03:09,180
That's what that's why the king started doing some weird shit because they literally wanted for nothing.

3064
02:03:09,180 --> 02:03:14,180
Like literally, I want that broad brought up here so I can fuck her.

3065
02:03:14,180 --> 02:03:17,180
And then like the peasant would be like, oh, I get to have sex with the king.

3066
02:03:17,180 --> 02:03:26,180
But to play devil's advocate and agree with Tyler for a second, I mean, I mean you want to join.

3067
02:03:26,180 --> 02:03:37,180
You would enjoy like paradise for like a long time and then eventually you would probably like be like, I don't want to exist anymore, but that's that's that's my thought process.

3068
02:03:37,180 --> 02:03:47,180
And I remember I got into like this super deep thought process once. This was like one of the first times like freaked out as a kid. I'm like, OK, I'm going to not think about that.

3069
02:03:47,180 --> 02:03:58,180
Was I was just I got into this thought process of like, what is the point of being good or evil if just like we're being alive.

3070
02:03:58,180 --> 02:03:59,180
Yeah. Or being alive.

3071
02:03:59,180 --> 02:04:11,180
Like, what is the point of fucking any of it like to heaven, hell, not even just ask the profound question, but like, what is stopping me from just going out and murdering a bunch of people?

3072
02:04:11,180 --> 02:04:18,180
That's because just fucking life has evolved too much. Not that I ever would.

3073
02:04:18,180 --> 02:04:24,180
Elliot Roger, my life has evolved into the human brain, which is able to get laid.

3074
02:04:24,180 --> 02:04:26,180
So I'm going to murder a bunch of people.

3075
02:04:26,180 --> 02:04:31,180
Yeah, fuck a guy from the human brain is the first thing that you just described.

3076
02:04:31,180 --> 02:04:37,180
Now that we know you are a nihilist, the human brain is the first sentient A.I.

3077
02:04:37,180 --> 02:04:41,180
You two are both nihilists. It's like, what's it? What is it?

3078
02:04:41,180 --> 02:04:45,180
I'm not saying that that's something I believe, but I remember that was like a thought.

3079
02:04:45,180 --> 02:04:49,180
Like I've just philosophized the case as a kid and I think about shit like that.

3080
02:04:49,180 --> 02:04:56,180
I'd be like, wow, that's dark. Can you just look up Elliot Roger Rance because they're fucking hilarious.

3081
02:04:56,180 --> 02:04:59,180
It's not something I do not go on YouTube and type in Elliot Roger.

3082
02:04:59,180 --> 02:05:03,180
A lot of people. Yeah, I gotta go see those because I got a name.

3083
02:05:03,180 --> 02:05:07,180
He says some fucking insane shit just like women are fucking evil.

3084
02:05:07,180 --> 02:05:12,180
It's not like it's not like a thought process I take into like living every day, though.

3085
02:05:12,180 --> 02:05:20,180
Do you ever think about you just see like a group of people and you're like, if I just like floored it, I just hit that group of people.

3086
02:05:20,180 --> 02:05:23,180
Yeah, like Darryl Brooks.

3087
02:05:23,180 --> 02:05:27,180
And then just like just carried on about my day like nothing happened.

3088
02:05:27,180 --> 02:05:29,180
Like Darryl Brooks.

3089
02:05:29,180 --> 02:05:30,180
That's like one in three.

3090
02:05:30,180 --> 02:05:35,180
Yeah, yeah, because and if you're going down that thought process, like how would it really change your life?

3091
02:05:35,180 --> 02:05:40,180
Right. Like if you if you could get away with it and you could just kill 10 people, like how would that change your life?

3092
02:05:40,180 --> 02:05:43,180
All right there, buddy. I'm just saying I'm not saying it's me.

3093
02:05:43,180 --> 02:05:45,180
I would ever want to do.

3094
02:05:45,180 --> 02:05:47,180
No, it's not on it.

3095
02:05:47,180 --> 02:05:52,180
I'm just saying if there was it's like you would have no consequences in your lifetime.

3096
02:05:52,180 --> 02:05:54,180
If you knew like for certain you would get away with it.

3097
02:05:54,180 --> 02:05:57,180
It's not I'm not saying that you'd want to do it.

3098
02:05:57,180 --> 02:06:03,180
It's just like the thought process of like nothing would stop you about just going about your every day.

3099
02:06:03,180 --> 02:06:04,180
It's a creepy thought.

3100
02:06:04,180 --> 02:06:05,180
Yes, I agree.

3101
02:06:05,180 --> 02:06:09,180
I'm not saying I can do that shit and go to sleep at night like nothing happened.

3102
02:06:09,180 --> 02:06:13,180
So how long do you think you would last in heaven before you killed yourself?

3103
02:06:13,180 --> 02:06:18,180
I think I would never do that because I would be next to the Lord and Savior.

3104
02:06:18,180 --> 02:06:24,180
Honestly, honestly, this would be a very creepy thought because obviously you can't say it would be like forever.

3105
02:06:24,180 --> 02:06:29,180
Eventually, just mathematically, you would have to eventually do it.

3106
02:06:29,180 --> 02:06:32,180
Like eternity is a concept you can't really grasp.

3107
02:06:32,180 --> 02:06:38,180
But I think it would be a long fucking time for me because that's something hard to confront and grab by the balls.

3108
02:06:38,180 --> 02:06:40,180
And just be like I have done it all.

3109
02:06:40,180 --> 02:06:43,180
Like I feel like you would be like, all right, I'm thinking about it.

3110
02:06:43,180 --> 02:06:44,180
I'm thinking about it.

3111
02:06:44,180 --> 02:06:48,180
You'd get to that point where you're like pushing the button to just end it all.

3112
02:06:48,180 --> 02:06:51,180
And you'd probably be hesitant to like for a while.

3113
02:06:51,180 --> 02:06:56,180
Like that's that's a hard thing to wrap your fucking head around is not existing.

3114
02:06:56,180 --> 02:07:01,180
We have so much like resilience and like desire to be to exist.

3115
02:07:01,180 --> 02:07:02,180
Exactly.

3116
02:07:02,180 --> 02:07:04,180
I think it could go on for a long time.

3117
02:07:04,180 --> 02:07:05,180
Exactly.

3118
02:07:05,180 --> 02:07:08,180
I think that's a concept to exist.

3119
02:07:08,180 --> 02:07:13,180
It's just like honestly, both of them are equally terrifying, existing and not existing.

3120
02:07:13,180 --> 02:07:15,180
They're both terrifying concepts.

3121
02:07:15,180 --> 02:07:25,180
I think Einstein says something like that because it's just Einstein also said that he if you study science enough, if you study science enough, you cannot say that there is not a God.

3122
02:07:25,180 --> 02:07:27,180
Yeah.

3123
02:07:27,180 --> 02:07:32,180
Isn't that a quote like existing and not existing are equally terrifying by Einstein.

3124
02:07:32,180 --> 02:07:35,180
I quoted Einstein by accident.

3125
02:07:35,180 --> 02:07:37,180
I wish that was a question.

3126
02:07:37,180 --> 02:07:48,180
Must be a million.

3127
02:07:48,180 --> 02:07:54,180
Honestly, the music is what made that for me because that made me overthink every single question you had asked me.

3128
02:07:54,180 --> 02:07:55,180
It's intimidating.

3129
02:07:55,180 --> 02:07:56,180
It is.

3130
02:07:56,180 --> 02:07:57,180
It is.

3131
02:07:57,180 --> 02:07:59,180
So it makes it so good.

3132
02:07:59,180 --> 02:08:02,180
Casey, what other thought?

3133
02:08:02,180 --> 02:08:03,180
Wait, what?

3134
02:08:03,180 --> 02:08:04,180
What were you going to go now?

3135
02:08:04,180 --> 02:08:05,180
Oh, no, I was just going to change the subject.

3136
02:08:05,180 --> 02:08:06,180
But if you had more to say.

3137
02:08:06,180 --> 02:08:13,180
No, no, no, I was going to say it was by I guess Arthur Clark said two possibilities exist.

3138
02:08:13,180 --> 02:08:16,180
Either we are alone in the universe or we are not.

3139
02:08:16,180 --> 02:08:18,180
Both are equally terrifying.

3140
02:08:18,180 --> 02:08:19,180
That's true, too.

3141
02:08:19,180 --> 02:08:20,180
Just think about it.

3142
02:08:20,180 --> 02:08:23,180
If there's just nothing out there, it's sad.

3143
02:08:23,180 --> 02:08:24,180
It's really sad.

3144
02:08:24,180 --> 02:08:32,180
If there is something out there who's to say that they could that you could go down a million conspiracy rabbit holes there.

3145
02:08:32,180 --> 02:08:42,180
But it's like you if there was some super hyper advanced civilization that we didn't even have the technology of comprehending, they could just fucking annihilate us and just be like, we don't like them.

3146
02:08:42,180 --> 02:08:43,180
Yeah.

3147
02:08:43,180 --> 02:08:44,180
I think they're.

3148
02:08:44,180 --> 02:08:46,180
What if they were nihilistic?

3149
02:08:46,180 --> 02:08:48,180
Then we're done.

3150
02:08:48,180 --> 02:08:50,180
Like, yep, we're just going to.

3151
02:08:50,180 --> 02:08:51,180
It's like when you fucking.

3152
02:08:51,180 --> 02:08:54,180
No, I'm going to keep sounding like a psycho.

3153
02:08:54,180 --> 02:08:59,180
So have you ever just like kicked over an anthill and just be like, I wonder if they're all suffocating all the time.

3154
02:08:59,180 --> 02:09:02,180
But like you do that like on a daily basis and it's not a big deal.

3155
02:09:02,180 --> 02:09:03,180
And they can do that.

3156
02:09:03,180 --> 02:09:04,180
But yeah, exactly.

3157
02:09:04,180 --> 02:09:11,180
And like, have you ever just killed a spider and just be like, that thing doesn't like if that consciousness may no longer exist ever.

3158
02:09:11,180 --> 02:09:13,180
Like, that's just gone for good.

3159
02:09:13,180 --> 02:09:14,180
Yeah.

3160
02:09:14,180 --> 02:09:15,180
Like, what's the point of that?

3161
02:09:15,180 --> 02:09:16,180
Yeah.

3162
02:09:16,180 --> 02:09:23,180
And that's that's kind of why I couldn't really like buy into like a religion is I'm just like, it just seems so storybook.

3163
02:09:23,180 --> 02:09:24,180
Like it's just.

3164
02:09:24,180 --> 02:09:25,180
That's what it is.

3165
02:09:25,180 --> 02:09:26,180
Yeah.

3166
02:09:26,180 --> 02:09:27,180
The Bible is a storybook.

3167
02:09:27,180 --> 02:09:28,180
I'm not even.

3168
02:09:28,180 --> 02:09:30,180
I swear to God, I'm not saying this to piss you off.

3169
02:09:30,180 --> 02:09:31,180
I'm just talking about the.

3170
02:09:31,180 --> 02:09:34,180
I didn't pay attention because you're just being blasphemous.

3171
02:09:34,180 --> 02:09:35,180
I don't care.

3172
02:09:35,180 --> 02:09:37,180
So I was kind of zoning it out.

3173
02:09:37,180 --> 02:09:42,180
These are thoughts I had as a child of faith at the time.

3174
02:09:42,180 --> 02:09:43,180
My own.

3175
02:09:43,180 --> 02:09:46,180
My own God, it sounds like a lot of blasphemy to me.

3176
02:09:46,180 --> 02:09:48,180
But then my own thought process.

3177
02:09:48,180 --> 02:09:56,180
But when I was a child of God led me to be like, yeah, but I like there's too many unanswered questions.

3178
02:09:56,180 --> 02:09:58,180
Like, I don't know.

3179
02:09:58,180 --> 02:10:02,180
Casey, how many how big of a ship would you need to carry two of every animal?

3180
02:10:02,180 --> 02:10:03,180
Can you lift that up?

3181
02:10:03,180 --> 02:10:10,180
Just to see, I just want to get an idea of because that's the one thing that like fucked with me.

3182
02:10:10,180 --> 02:10:11,180
Like, I'm not that good at math.

3183
02:10:11,180 --> 02:10:18,180
It's more about I'm good enough to know that that's like, no, I feel like now it's people draw metaphor from it.

3184
02:10:18,180 --> 02:10:26,180
But I feel like when the Bible was freshly released, everyone now would be possible because we just take the DNA.

3185
02:10:26,180 --> 02:10:33,180
You know, I'm just saying, bro, I don't need to be assaulted because you disagree with me.

3186
02:10:33,180 --> 02:10:37,180
Jesus, see if that's possible.

3187
02:10:37,180 --> 02:10:42,180
I'm pretty sure like a cruise ship could know those are floating theory.

3188
02:10:42,180 --> 02:10:49,180
Yes, this basic physics suggests an are carrying lots of animal cargo could not lots, but science for other.

3189
02:10:49,180 --> 02:10:54,180
Not everyone, but just to be the guy who had to find like a male and female one.

3190
02:10:54,180 --> 02:10:56,180
He's like, oh, fuck, there's a male lion.

3191
02:10:56,180 --> 02:11:01,180
I guess physics, physics graduate students actually studied.

3192
02:11:01,180 --> 02:11:03,180
I'm reading an article about it.

3193
02:11:03,180 --> 02:11:04,180
Wow.

3194
02:11:04,180 --> 02:11:07,180
It would be a you tell me they have that type of technology.

3195
02:11:07,180 --> 02:11:15,180
They know they were they were fucking hammer and would have to be a hundred forty four meters long, twenty four meters wide and fourteen years.

3196
02:11:15,180 --> 02:11:19,180
Can we speak in America size of a very small cargo ship?

3197
02:11:19,180 --> 02:11:22,180
No shit to carry two of every animal.

3198
02:11:22,180 --> 02:11:24,180
Yeah, I don't know.

3199
02:11:24,180 --> 02:11:25,180
I feel like a sick.

3200
02:11:25,180 --> 02:11:27,180
How do you weigh the weight of this arc?

3201
02:11:27,180 --> 02:11:33,180
Those are what are they fucking like one point two million kilograms?

3202
02:11:33,180 --> 02:11:34,180
All right.

3203
02:11:34,180 --> 02:11:42,180
Yeah, it's well by comparison, the Titanic weighed about fifty three million kilograms based on the density of sea water.

3204
02:11:42,180 --> 02:11:49,180
They figured out an empty box shape arc would float with with its whole only dipping point three four meters into the water.

3205
02:11:49,180 --> 02:11:56,180
What's the name of those fucking bags that you put your like clothes or so where it's like it vacuum sealed?

3206
02:11:56,180 --> 02:11:58,180
Is this a vacuum?

3207
02:11:58,180 --> 02:12:09,180
So biological material animal science is about one animal.

3208
02:12:09,180 --> 02:12:20,180
So they had eight point seven million species to account for point seven million to put in the arc.

3209
02:12:20,180 --> 02:12:21,180
Right.

3210
02:12:21,180 --> 02:12:22,180
Yes.

3211
02:12:22,180 --> 02:12:28,180
Their estimates put Noah's cargo from around two thousand to fifty thousand animals.

3212
02:12:28,180 --> 02:12:29,180
Wait, what?

3213
02:12:29,180 --> 02:12:32,180
That doesn't that doesn't know.

3214
02:12:32,180 --> 02:12:47,180
Because like the dimensions of Noah's Ark like exist like it's like the fucking blueprints to the thing do and it's like small cubits measuring cubits, which is like a kilobyte.

3215
02:12:47,180 --> 02:13:03,180
I guess they calculated it based on two point one five million sheep and they decided it would flow on Cyprus on a Cyprus wood arc, the size of a small cargo ship.

3216
02:13:03,180 --> 02:13:08,180
Well, the weight was just a pit of sheet.

3217
02:13:08,180 --> 02:13:10,180
Just imagine the whore.

3218
02:13:10,180 --> 02:13:13,180
That would be he just open a door and it's just like fucking two million.

3219
02:13:13,180 --> 02:13:17,180
She's gone.

3220
02:13:17,180 --> 02:13:23,180
Literally a hundred thousand on the bottom of the pile just suffocating under the sheep.

3221
02:13:23,180 --> 02:13:27,180
There's a sheep everywhere.

3222
02:13:27,180 --> 02:13:38,180
God screams just get worse.

3223
02:13:38,180 --> 02:13:55,180
No, that's how you get to go to the goats and it's literally.

3224
02:13:55,180 --> 02:14:02,180
So like also imagine two hundred two two million two point five million sheep all buying at the same time.

3225
02:14:02,180 --> 02:14:10,180
That would be that would be a loud it would be like fucking way louder than a concert forty days and forty nights.

3226
02:14:10,180 --> 02:14:12,180
And it's all gone.

3227
02:14:12,180 --> 02:14:17,180
Noah's like, oh my God, shut the fuck up.

3228
02:14:17,180 --> 02:14:22,180
All day with this.

3229
02:14:22,180 --> 02:14:28,180
I don't think he'd want to exist after.

3230
02:14:28,180 --> 02:14:32,180
I don't think he's going to exist after the sheep have ruined my sanity.

3231
02:14:32,180 --> 02:14:37,180
I no longer believe that I need to save the world with all these animals.

3232
02:14:37,180 --> 02:14:39,180
We shouldn't exist.

3233
02:14:39,180 --> 02:14:41,180
I've seen the true horror of them.

3234
02:14:41,180 --> 02:14:43,180
Just a lot of Bible stories are like that.

3235
02:14:43,180 --> 02:14:47,180
It's just like they just seem like out of like not.

3236
02:14:47,180 --> 02:14:48,180
They do.

3237
02:14:48,180 --> 02:14:49,180
They're all like fairy tale.

3238
02:14:49,180 --> 02:14:50,180
Right.

3239
02:14:50,180 --> 02:14:51,180
Yeah.

3240
02:14:51,180 --> 02:14:56,180
Like this, this one dude's hair was like long and then some bitch cut it and he lost his strength.

3241
02:14:56,180 --> 02:14:58,180
Like that happens.

3242
02:14:58,180 --> 02:15:03,180
And how many of religions that sound just like that do we just dismiss as fake on a daily basis?

3243
02:15:03,180 --> 02:15:04,180
Yeah.

3244
02:15:04,180 --> 02:15:05,180
So listen.

3245
02:15:05,180 --> 02:15:09,180
And then I asked my parents, I'm like, well, how could you know where does strength come from?

3246
02:15:09,180 --> 02:15:10,180
God gave it to him.

3247
02:15:10,180 --> 02:15:14,180
And it's like, OK, well, how could he doesn't give strength to people now?

3248
02:15:14,180 --> 02:15:18,180
And it's like, oh, well, that was the old God used to do that.

3249
02:15:18,180 --> 02:15:20,180
It's like it's in the Old Testament.

3250
02:15:20,180 --> 02:15:29,180
The Old Testament's a fucking wild ride, the New Testament's more about like be cool to each other, be righteous to each other, be excellent to each other.

3251
02:15:29,180 --> 02:15:30,180
Like fucking Bill and Ted.

3252
02:15:30,180 --> 02:15:32,180
You see, that's what Buddhism does.

3253
02:15:32,180 --> 02:15:34,180
But without the storybook, shut the fuck up.

3254
02:15:34,180 --> 02:15:37,180
So listen, let's talk about.

3255
02:15:37,180 --> 02:15:38,180
I'm just saying.

3256
02:15:38,180 --> 02:15:39,180
So Christian.

3257
02:15:39,180 --> 02:15:45,180
Let's talk about Mass Effect and how great of a game series that is.

3258
02:15:45,180 --> 02:15:49,180
That was such a transition to Mass Effect.

3259
02:15:49,180 --> 02:15:50,180
You ever play Mass Effect?

3260
02:15:50,180 --> 02:15:51,180
I haven't.

3261
02:15:51,180 --> 02:15:52,180
Dude, it's fantastic.

3262
02:15:52,180 --> 02:15:54,180
I always read it in radiology.

3263
02:15:54,180 --> 02:15:57,180
They say there's no midline shift or Mass Effect.

3264
02:15:57,180 --> 02:15:59,180
And I'm like, man, that sounds bad ass.

3265
02:15:59,180 --> 02:16:03,180
Dude, Mass Effect is such a good fucking game.

3266
02:16:03,180 --> 02:16:06,180
The storyline in that game, the first one's clunky as.

3267
02:16:06,180 --> 02:16:07,180
Aaaaaaah!

3268
02:16:07,180 --> 02:16:09,180
Test one, two, test.

3269
02:16:09,180 --> 02:16:10,180
Hello.

3270
02:16:10,180 --> 02:16:11,180
Oh, wow. It's not my mic.

3271
02:16:11,180 --> 02:16:12,180
Yeah, it's not that.

3272
02:16:12,180 --> 02:16:13,180
What the hell happened?

3273
02:16:13,180 --> 02:16:14,180
I think it was me.

3274
02:16:14,180 --> 02:16:15,180
I might have touched the fucking hub.

3275
02:16:15,180 --> 02:16:17,180
But like the storyline in Mass Effect is fucking fantastic.

3276
02:16:17,180 --> 02:16:21,180
So why don't you give us a schizophrenic schizophrenic game review?

3277
02:16:21,180 --> 02:16:22,180
Oh, boy.

3278
02:16:22,180 --> 02:16:23,180
Of Mass Effect.

3279
02:16:23,180 --> 02:16:26,180
I can I can add in tidbits.

3280
02:16:26,180 --> 02:16:30,180
So there's this cat named Commander Shepard.

3281
02:16:30,180 --> 02:16:32,180
So we got the fucking echo now.

3282
02:16:32,180 --> 02:16:33,180
We do?

3283
02:16:33,180 --> 02:16:34,180
I do.

3284
02:16:34,180 --> 02:16:35,180
Oh, yeah, there is.

3285
02:16:35,180 --> 02:16:36,180
Yes.

3286
02:16:36,180 --> 02:16:37,180
OK, this is perfect.

3287
02:16:37,180 --> 02:16:39,180
Schizophrenic movie reviews.

3288
02:16:39,180 --> 02:16:42,180
Game Edition.

3289
02:16:42,180 --> 02:16:44,180
So we're going to talk about Mass Effect today.

3290
02:16:44,180 --> 02:16:47,180
One of my favorite game series.

3291
02:16:47,180 --> 02:16:52,180
So first off, you got this cat named Commander Shepard.

3292
02:16:52,180 --> 02:16:56,180
Now, Commander Shepard, you can choose three backstories for him.

3293
02:16:56,180 --> 02:16:58,180
You can be a war hero.

3294
02:16:58,180 --> 02:17:03,180
You can be ruthless or you can be a sole survivor and war hero.

3295
02:17:03,180 --> 02:17:07,180
You fucking went through and you fucking saved like a fucking planet by yourself.

3296
02:17:07,180 --> 02:17:09,180
This isn't schizophrenic enough.

3297
02:17:09,180 --> 02:17:11,180
Oh, no, it's going to get schizophrenic.

3298
02:17:11,180 --> 02:17:13,180
It's just literally a conspiracy theorist.

3299
02:17:13,180 --> 02:17:15,180
Just a real listener.

3300
02:17:15,180 --> 02:17:17,180
That's what Commander Shepard is.

3301
02:17:17,180 --> 02:17:19,180
He's just a huge conspiracy theorist.

3302
02:17:19,180 --> 02:17:23,180
He's us if we got put in this situation.

3303
02:17:23,180 --> 02:17:26,180
You get shit on for two games.

3304
02:17:26,180 --> 02:17:32,180
So the first game fucking will go war hero Shepard because that's what I always do.

3305
02:17:32,180 --> 02:17:34,180
So Shepard, he's a man from Earth.

3306
02:17:34,180 --> 02:17:38,180
He's a commander in the Alliance Military.

3307
02:17:38,180 --> 02:17:39,180
The Alliance Military.

3308
02:17:39,180 --> 02:17:43,180
So this motherfucker is a captain in the Alliance Military.

3309
02:17:43,180 --> 02:17:45,180
And then the first mission, it like shows him.

3310
02:17:45,180 --> 02:17:50,180
He's like looking out in the fucking space and like Commander Shepard's this fucking cool guy.

3311
02:17:50,180 --> 02:17:52,180
He's a real cool guy that we really like.

3312
02:17:52,180 --> 02:17:55,180
And then he's just like, all right, Shepard, we got a mission for you.

3313
02:17:55,180 --> 02:17:58,180
So then before the mission, you meet this guy.

3314
02:17:58,180 --> 02:18:02,180
And who's the fucking who's the specter that comes on the first mission?

3315
02:18:02,180 --> 02:18:04,180
What the fuck was his name?

3316
02:18:04,180 --> 02:18:05,180
Fuck.

3317
02:18:05,180 --> 02:18:15,180
There's there's a guy who's a specter and a specter is basically like an intergalactic police officer that doesn't really have rules that are like the top top of the top.

3318
02:18:15,180 --> 02:18:19,180
Like they're like in the Navy SEAL equivalent of like of like space.

3319
02:18:19,180 --> 02:18:22,180
But there's like a bunch of different types of aliens.

3320
02:18:22,180 --> 02:18:26,180
And we'll just we'll talk about them when they come along.

3321
02:18:26,180 --> 02:18:34,180
So first mission, you go down to this fucking planet and like it's being attacked by these fucking weird looking zombie motherfuckers.

3322
02:18:34,180 --> 02:18:37,180
And then like you're fucking mowing these motherfuckers down.

3323
02:18:37,180 --> 02:18:42,180
And this bitch called Ashley comes up to you and she's like, we're being attacked.

3324
02:18:42,180 --> 02:18:45,180
Ashley's hot, too. Yeah, Ashley's hot.

3325
02:18:45,180 --> 02:18:47,180
Kinda. She's a space race.

3326
02:18:47,180 --> 02:18:48,180
I'm gonna look her up while you're talking.

3327
02:18:48,180 --> 02:18:50,180
She's Ashley Williams.

3328
02:18:50,180 --> 02:18:51,180
She's a space race.

3329
02:18:51,180 --> 02:18:52,180
That's a name.

3330
02:18:52,180 --> 02:18:53,180
Wait, is it? Yeah, it's Ashley Williams.

3331
02:18:53,180 --> 02:18:56,180
Oh, isn't that the name of the dude from Evil Dead?

3332
02:18:56,180 --> 02:18:57,180
Yeah, Ash Williams, too.

3333
02:18:57,180 --> 02:18:58,180
Yeah, that's yeah.

3334
02:18:58,180 --> 02:18:59,180
That's what I was like, yeah.

3335
02:18:59,180 --> 02:19:01,180
Right. But I made that connection now.

3336
02:19:01,180 --> 02:19:08,180
So this motherfucker comes and this motherfucker comes up to you and she's just like, we're being attacked by weird aliens.

3337
02:19:08,180 --> 02:19:09,180
What the fuck do we do?

3338
02:19:09,180 --> 02:19:14,180
And Commander Shepard's like being so Commander Shepard's super autistic in the first two games.

3339
02:19:14,180 --> 02:19:16,180
He's not honestly after playing through all of them.

3340
02:19:16,180 --> 02:19:18,180
He's kind of autistic in all three.

3341
02:19:18,180 --> 02:19:24,180
Yeah. So he's like super autistic and he's just like, so where is this invasion happening?

3342
02:19:24,180 --> 02:19:26,180
She's like, are you kidding?

3343
02:19:26,180 --> 02:19:27,180
It's right here.

3344
02:19:27,180 --> 02:19:29,180
Did you see these fucking guys?

3345
02:19:29,180 --> 02:19:32,180
So then they fucking fight their way to this goddamn fucking dude.

3346
02:19:32,180 --> 02:19:38,180
And like these guys called the Turians are like, they're Sarin fucking.

3347
02:19:38,180 --> 02:19:48,180
So these guys called the Turian are like giant, like space people with like metal skin and like, like, like flanges, flanges coming off the back of their head.

3348
02:19:48,180 --> 02:19:50,180
So like just just picture that.

3349
02:19:50,180 --> 02:19:54,180
So in these motherfuckers, there's this guy called Sarin and he was like a specter, too.

3350
02:19:54,180 --> 02:19:59,180
And then there's the one specter who's also a Turian and who's like, oh, Sarah, what's up, buddy?

3351
02:19:59,180 --> 02:20:02,180
And in Sarah's just like, oh, well, boom.

3352
02:20:02,180 --> 02:20:07,180
He blows his head off and he's just like and Shepard sees he's like, what the fuck was that?

3353
02:20:07,180 --> 02:20:10,180
This is all the first mission of the first game.

3354
02:20:10,180 --> 02:20:12,180
So we said, what the fuck was that?

3355
02:20:12,180 --> 02:20:16,180
And they're like, he was just come out on Xbox.

3356
02:20:16,180 --> 02:20:21,180
Yeah, the first one was like they were all like, yeah, they were three sixty PS3 era games.

3357
02:20:21,180 --> 02:20:25,180
But you can get them, you can get the legacy collection.

3358
02:20:25,180 --> 02:20:27,180
And it's so fucking good. If you haven't played it, play it.

3359
02:20:27,180 --> 02:20:30,180
It's fucked. You'll you'll fall in love with the game.

3360
02:20:30,180 --> 02:20:37,180
So then these motherfuckers go and they're like, Sarah was looking for a goddamn beacon and fucking Shepard's like, what was a beacon?

3361
02:20:37,180 --> 02:20:40,180
What is a beacon? And they're like, it's over.

3362
02:20:40,180 --> 02:20:48,180
So over there. What the fuck? And then he goes over and then fucking Ashley Williams goes up and he's just like, she's like, this is what this is the part that's going to freak you out.

3363
02:20:48,180 --> 02:20:50,180
Not freak you out. But this is where it gets good.

3364
02:20:50,180 --> 02:20:53,180
So Ashley Williams goes up to the beacon. She's like, what the fuck is that thing?

3365
02:20:53,180 --> 02:20:57,180
And starts like, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

3366
02:20:57,180 --> 02:21:01,180
And then fucking she like looks at it, she has to touch it and then Shepard's like, don't touch it.

3367
02:21:01,180 --> 02:21:03,180
He like throws her out of the way.

3368
02:21:03,180 --> 02:21:09,180
And then he just goes, and then he's fucking pulled up into the air like he does like a crucifix fucking like pose.

3369
02:21:09,180 --> 02:21:14,180
And then like a fucking PTSD flashback is just shown into his fucking brain.

3370
02:21:14,180 --> 02:21:23,180
He watched a civilization that took place before the humans just fucking get annihilated by like these weird spider things.

3371
02:21:23,180 --> 02:21:25,180
So he's like, fuck, man.

3372
02:21:25,180 --> 02:21:30,180
So it was like they were like precursors to humans like millions of years ago.

3373
02:21:30,180 --> 02:21:31,180
The protheans.

3374
02:21:31,180 --> 02:21:34,180
The protheans. He watched the prothean race get wiped out.

3375
02:21:34,180 --> 02:21:41,180
And up to this point, humanity was just smart enough to know that they existed, but they knew like nothing about them.

3376
02:21:41,180 --> 02:21:42,180
Oh, yeah.

3377
02:21:42,180 --> 02:21:47,180
So and it's and it's not precursor to like just it was like precursors.

3378
02:21:47,180 --> 02:21:56,180
Precursors to like, yeah, like the galaxy that like and the alliance that they had made because they talked about the massive relays because that's another big part.

3379
02:21:56,180 --> 02:22:02,180
So the Mass Effect Relay, dude, this is going to take forever, but it's fucking this might be too much to unpack.

3380
02:22:02,180 --> 02:22:04,180
Yeah, I think it really might be.

3381
02:22:04,180 --> 02:22:13,180
So fucking the Mass Effect Relays are these giant like space fucking structures that have like a blue like force in the middle.

3382
02:22:13,180 --> 02:22:16,180
And like there's a bunch of like metal rings flying around it.

3383
02:22:16,180 --> 02:22:21,180
But it actually allows for intergalactic travel like you can like go faster than light.

3384
02:22:21,180 --> 02:22:23,180
Yeah, like slingshots you.

3385
02:22:23,180 --> 02:22:26,180
It's like it's like, you know, how like another part of the galaxy.

3386
02:22:26,180 --> 02:22:33,180
So you know how like when we do like a slingshot around the moon to get to another planet like imagine that but galactic levels like you go around this.

3387
02:22:33,180 --> 02:22:36,180
And it just goes, boom, shoots you out.

3388
02:22:36,180 --> 02:22:48,180
So then fucking Saren kills this motherfucker fucking Shepherd gets fucking PTSD fucking blasted in the brain and he gets unconscious and he wakes up in the med bay and Choclus, Dr.

3389
02:22:48,180 --> 02:22:50,180
Choclus comes up and she's like, Shepherd, are you OK?

3390
02:22:50,180 --> 02:22:54,180
He just goes, I had a bad dream.

3391
02:22:54,180 --> 02:23:03,180
And she was like, well, you're you're fucking neurons were fried, but I'm happy to see you're alive because you shouldn't be. And he's just like, huh, interesting.

3392
02:23:03,180 --> 02:23:06,180
And he goes up to the bridge and like they're like, you saw it.

3393
02:23:06,180 --> 02:23:08,180
And it was fucking Keith David.

3394
02:23:08,180 --> 02:23:11,180
Commander Shepherd has the deck.

3395
02:23:11,180 --> 02:23:16,180
And then Keith David, the fucking like voice acting black guy whose fucking voice is phenomenal.

3396
02:23:16,180 --> 02:23:19,180
He was like the commander of like the of the bridge at that point.

3397
02:23:19,180 --> 02:23:22,180
He was like, Shepherd, what happened down there?

3398
02:23:22,180 --> 02:23:25,180
And he's just like, he's like, I don't know.

3399
02:23:25,180 --> 02:23:28,180
I had a PTSD flashback and then, you know, shit happened.

3400
02:23:28,180 --> 02:23:31,180
And then he's just like, we have to and he goes and then Saren killed this guy.

3401
02:23:31,180 --> 02:23:34,180
And they're like, all right, we got to go talk to the council.

3402
02:23:34,180 --> 02:23:39,180
And you go to the fucking you go to Citadel, which is like a giant space station with like the Citadel DLC.

3403
02:23:39,180 --> 02:23:45,180
Oh, my God. What if you play the entire game and then you play the DLC, the Citadel DLC?

3404
02:23:45,180 --> 02:23:48,180
It's the best DLC you'll ever play in your entire life.

3405
02:23:48,180 --> 02:23:55,180
I have. Do you want do you want me to just abbreviate this before Casey Trump comes down and kills us to Mass Effect 2?

3406
02:23:55,180 --> 02:23:57,180
I can bring us there. All right. Yeah.

3407
02:23:57,180 --> 02:24:01,180
So just so I just want to introduce the main characters.

3408
02:24:01,180 --> 02:24:04,180
So we got fucking still doing autistic game reviews.

3409
02:24:04,180 --> 02:24:07,180
So we got so we got Commander Shepherd, which is the main character.

3410
02:24:07,180 --> 02:24:15,180
We got Liara to Sony, who is basically a blue sexy alien lady with tentacles for head.

3411
02:24:15,180 --> 02:24:21,180
Like she has like a human face with tentacles. You got Kate and the Lanko and Kate and the Lanko is this big.

3412
02:24:21,180 --> 02:24:25,180
Like the like this straight edge like fucking like cool guy.

3413
02:24:25,180 --> 02:24:30,180
You got Ashley Williams, who's a space racer to be gay to he could be he could be.

3414
02:24:30,180 --> 02:24:34,180
He could be gay. He's by he's by and he doesn't become bi until three.

3415
02:24:34,180 --> 02:24:37,180
No, two. No, it's three. Oh, it is. Yeah, it is.

3416
02:24:37,180 --> 02:24:39,180
So Ashley Williams, the space racist.

3417
02:24:39,180 --> 02:24:46,180
You got best girl Tally Zora. Oh, my God. She is a space alien.

3418
02:24:46,180 --> 02:24:48,180
Garis Vicarion. No, Rex.

3419
02:24:48,180 --> 02:24:53,180
Erd not Rex. Erd not Rex. Fucking dinosaur man himself.

3420
02:24:53,180 --> 02:24:55,180
Shepherd. Shepherd.

3421
02:24:55,180 --> 02:24:59,180
So we got those guys and you and you meet them along the way.

3422
02:24:59,180 --> 02:25:05,180
Tally is very schizophrenic. So fucking Tally is my fucking girl and I would die for her.

3423
02:25:05,180 --> 02:25:08,180
But that is a difference. That's a different segment for a different time.

3424
02:25:08,180 --> 02:25:13,180
So let's just kick it to Mass Effect 2. What can we sum up Mass Effect 1 as?

3425
02:25:13,180 --> 02:25:20,180
Fuck that. I think we'll continue this next time.

3426
02:25:20,180 --> 02:25:25,180
We got an hour till closing in Anchorage, Alaska. Game stop.

3427
02:25:25,180 --> 02:25:30,180
I'm interested. I might actually go home and watch YouTube videos about Mass Effect.

3428
02:25:30,180 --> 02:25:33,180
It's so good. You should play it. I actually play it because.

3429
02:25:33,180 --> 02:25:36,180
And the game gives you so much choice.

3430
02:25:36,180 --> 02:25:42,180
There's characters that you can kill off in one. And two.

3431
02:25:42,180 --> 02:25:47,180
Yeah. And like or there's characters that you somehow save in one that will come back in three.

3432
02:25:47,180 --> 02:25:52,180
But if you end up playing it, try to save everybody because it makes the story so much better.

3433
02:25:52,180 --> 02:25:56,180
It does. Do a good play through Paragon. There's Paragon Renegade.

3434
02:25:56,180 --> 02:26:02,180
There's nothing worse than going through one not knowing how badly your fucking choices affect it.

3435
02:26:02,180 --> 02:26:07,180
Because the game is wildly different in terms of like the cast.

3436
02:26:07,180 --> 02:26:11,180
If you make choices that you shouldn't. And guess what?

3437
02:26:11,180 --> 02:26:15,180
They're just replaced with like bad characters. Yeah. All the characters that die get replaced with shitty characters.

3438
02:26:15,180 --> 02:26:19,180
So keep all their. If you can save somebody fucking save them.

3439
02:26:19,180 --> 02:26:24,180
Like in one of them. OK. At the end of one. Just the last point. I'll do it.

3440
02:26:24,180 --> 02:26:26,180
Just to show you like the type of choices you have to make.

3441
02:26:26,180 --> 02:26:31,180
You have to choose between Ashley and Kaden, who are your squad mates that you take on like with every game.

3442
02:26:31,180 --> 02:26:36,180
You need to choose. And one of them does die. You can't stop. You cannot save both of them.

3443
02:26:36,180 --> 02:26:40,180
And that character remains your squad mate. They're not in two.

3444
02:26:40,180 --> 02:26:44,180
They're in two. They're just not your squad mate. And then they come back in three.

3445
02:26:44,180 --> 02:26:48,180
But you're literally killing off a character who has insane development.

3446
02:26:48,180 --> 02:26:52,180
Either way. But everybody else you can save.

3447
02:26:52,180 --> 02:26:57,180
And if you don't save them, you will fucking lose out on so much shit.

3448
02:26:57,180 --> 02:27:03,180
Because I lost out on on who was the scientist guy in two.

3449
02:27:03,180 --> 02:27:06,180
Oh, I don't. Martin. Morton. Morton. Morton.

3450
02:27:06,180 --> 02:27:11,180
I lost out on him because I got him killed in the suicide mission my first time.

3451
02:27:11,180 --> 02:27:20,180
And fucking I missed out on one of the best fucking scenes in the entire game because I fucked up into like do everything you can into.

3452
02:27:20,180 --> 02:27:24,180
Because a lot of people can die into a lot of people.

3453
02:27:24,180 --> 02:27:27,180
So what did you have to say about dreams?

3454
02:27:27,180 --> 02:27:31,180
No, I was just saying, um, because we were getting deep before we should talk.

3455
02:27:31,180 --> 02:27:35,180
We should get back into that shit. We should talk about dreams and dreams we've had.

3456
02:27:35,180 --> 02:27:40,180
Lucid dreams. I'm trying to fix this. I have I've practiced lucid dreaming and it's actually pretty cool.

3457
02:27:40,180 --> 02:27:44,180
What? I'm trying to get out before midnight. What time we got here?

3458
02:27:44,180 --> 02:27:48,180
Blood on fire. Yeah, we got a fucking fire. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck in.

3459
02:27:48,180 --> 02:27:51,180
You ever practice lucid dreaming? You ever try it? It's dangerous, man.

3460
02:27:51,180 --> 02:27:56,180
Why do you think it's dangerous? You can contact things that aren't fucking human.

3461
02:27:56,180 --> 02:28:00,180
Like you can contact like demons and shit too. You can contact an anthill you kicked over.

3462
02:28:00,180 --> 02:28:05,180
Yeah, I think so. When I was doing it, um, I don't fuck with it.

3463
02:28:05,180 --> 02:28:13,180
I had one dream where so what the way I was doing it that I was reading online is you would try reality check.

3464
02:28:13,180 --> 02:28:21,180
Try and stay conscious while you're falling asleep and try and like, like keep your attention active.

3465
02:28:21,180 --> 02:28:25,180
It's hard. It's hard to explain. Just be aware that you're falling asleep.

3466
02:28:25,180 --> 02:28:30,180
I was like the like check your hands like be like 10 fingers, 10 toes type thing, 10 fingers, 10 toes.

3467
02:28:30,180 --> 02:28:34,180
And if you wait and if you look down, you have like four fingers, you know, you're dreaming.

3468
02:28:34,180 --> 02:28:41,180
Yeah. Type shit. Dude, it's it's legit. I remember I had this one dream where it was my my boss.

3469
02:28:41,180 --> 02:28:44,180
I used to work at Home Depot when I was like 23. That's where you crash your motorcycle.

3470
02:28:44,180 --> 02:28:50,180
22. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, I crashed when I was 19. But yeah, I was working at Home Depot.

3471
02:28:50,180 --> 02:28:56,180
But my my boss came and he landed a forklift. It had helicopter blades on it. Right.

3472
02:28:56,180 --> 02:29:03,180
And he landed it like a, you know, like a helicopter. And I was like, yo, I'm like, this is a dream.

3473
02:29:03,180 --> 02:29:09,180
And I'm fully aware that this is a dream. And I like got in the forklift and took it off like a helicopter.

3474
02:29:09,180 --> 02:29:16,180
And I was like, cool, that was one. And then there's another one where I was like, did you see the hat man?

3475
02:29:16,180 --> 02:29:23,180
No, I used to play this. It's so hard to stay in a lucid dream because once you know you're dreaming, I feel like you wake up.

3476
02:29:23,180 --> 02:29:29,180
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why do you think that is? I don't know. Your brain knows.

3477
02:29:29,180 --> 02:29:34,180
Yeah. But why doesn't it let you? Because you're you're contacting different dimensions, man.

3478
02:29:34,180 --> 02:29:41,180
You can't fucking do that. It puts the guard up. Yeah. So you don't do things that like can break the reality. Yeah.

3479
02:29:41,180 --> 02:29:47,180
Yeah. And dreaming, I think it has a purpose and it has a random purpose.

3480
02:29:47,180 --> 02:29:51,180
I remember I started lucid dreaming once and it was the end of a nightmare.

3481
02:29:51,180 --> 02:29:56,180
I was getting chased by like this weird little girl that was trying to kill me.

3482
02:29:56,180 --> 02:30:01,180
I had some weird dreams as a kid, but she was shooting a rocket launcher at me.

3483
02:30:01,180 --> 02:30:07,180
And as soon as she fired the rocket launcher at me and it was like in a traffic tunnel, it was a very weird and fucked up dream.

3484
02:30:07,180 --> 02:30:10,180
But I was like, I'm dreaming. Like, I don't need to let this rocket hit me.

3485
02:30:10,180 --> 02:30:18,180
This doesn't need to be the end of the dream. And I just slowed the rocket down, caught it and then just fucking needed it back and like destroyed her.

3486
02:30:18,180 --> 02:30:24,180
And I was like, all right, like, what can I do? And I just started flying around the city that this took place in.

3487
02:30:24,180 --> 02:30:31,180
And then I only went for like 25 seconds and then it was over. It's like when you go out of bounds in a video game.

3488
02:30:31,180 --> 02:30:36,180
Yeah. That's like the thing where it's like the KFC.

3489
02:30:36,180 --> 02:30:42,180
Yeah. And then the game knows that you're fucking doing something you shouldn't be and it glitches out and stops, like freezes.

3490
02:30:42,180 --> 02:30:47,180
And that's like what the dream was like. It was like, I know I was supposed to die there, but I fucked this chick up.

3491
02:30:47,180 --> 02:30:51,180
All right. What can I do before they kick me out? Yeah.

3492
02:30:51,180 --> 02:30:57,180
I get banned from your own dream. The one thing I will say, have you ever done any sort of sensory deprivation?

3493
02:30:57,180 --> 02:31:02,180
Because that shit's fucking meditation. I've done. I've done sensory deprivation.

3494
02:31:02,180 --> 02:31:06,180
12 pills of Benadryl and that stuff pretty much sensory deprivation.

3495
02:31:06,180 --> 02:31:10,180
12? Yeah. Which is how many milligrams is that?

3496
02:31:10,180 --> 02:31:15,180
That's enough to get like a light, light delirium. Yeah.

3497
02:31:15,180 --> 02:31:16,180
Is that enough to see the hat?

3498
02:31:16,180 --> 02:31:21,180
Take it 30. Take it 30 is like when you see the hat, man. Yeah. 300 milligrams.

3499
02:31:21,180 --> 02:31:27,180
Yeah. You can get really, you can do a shitload of that. You can do like two grams of Benadryl and get fucked up.

3500
02:31:27,180 --> 02:31:31,180
Yeah. But it's horrible. Yeah. It's not an awful trip. I don't. Yeah.

3501
02:31:31,180 --> 02:31:35,180
It's always a nightmare. I talked about delirium the first episode I was on.

3502
02:31:35,180 --> 02:31:45,180
They're fucking, it's wild. Like there's some people who have like just like a very bizarre, like they see horrific things, but they come back and they're like, well, I wasn't scared, but it was not pleasant.

3503
02:31:45,180 --> 02:31:51,180
And then those are like those seasoned of drug users that have done every hard substance out there.

3504
02:31:51,180 --> 02:32:03,180
I had a lot of auditory hallucinations. Like I was just laying in bed and like hear music or like one time I was like laying in bed after I did a bunch of Benadryl and I like heard my grandparents on the other side of me like talking.

3505
02:32:03,180 --> 02:32:05,180
Oh my God. That's freaky. Yeah.

3506
02:32:05,180 --> 02:32:14,180
I've gotten to that point with melatonin before where it's like, like, cause my girlfriend does so much fucking melatonin. I take like one of her pills and I'm like, but like one day I was just like,

3507
02:32:14,180 --> 02:32:27,180
give me like three, which was like an absurd dosage. Cause I take for melatonin a 10th of what one of her pills are. I take point one melatonin and hers are five milligrams a piece.

3508
02:32:27,180 --> 02:32:35,180
So I was fucking like zooted and her roommate is like fucking 40 milligram fucking tablets that like just fucked her up. Yeah. They're not good for you.

3509
02:32:35,180 --> 02:32:41,180
They're terrible. I was listening to this interview with Andrew Huberman on, I think it was Joe Rogan.

3510
02:32:41,180 --> 02:32:51,180
Joe Rogan. He was saying that melatonin shouldn't even be legal. If he said, if you understand how it works, it's fucking brutal. And what it does, it should not be your body does.

3511
02:32:51,180 --> 02:33:00,180
And you can buy it off a shelf. If you take too much, you can buy it off a shelf. Yeah. Yeah. And it reduces the amount of fucking melatonin. Like they make melatonin vapes.

3512
02:33:00,180 --> 02:33:10,180
I stopped taking it because it didn't do anything for me. After a while. Yeah. Yeah. After like you need to keep upping the dosage. That's why I just fucking like 40 milligram. Yeah.

3513
02:33:10,180 --> 02:33:21,180
It's the hormone. And he says that you can't sleep without it. He said melatonin induces puberty in children, like either induces it or stops it.

3514
02:33:21,180 --> 02:33:30,180
And he says we use melatonin and like rat studies to like either like induce or stop like puberty. Interesting. Yeah. He goes. It should not be legal.

3515
02:33:30,180 --> 02:33:35,180
He goes somewhere along the lines. It was like not regulated and it got onto the market. He goes.

3516
02:33:35,180 --> 02:33:41,180
It absolutely should not be legal. This is a neuroscientist saying I have no idea why people are fucking taking this stuff. Yeah.

3517
02:33:41,180 --> 02:33:48,180
You can you literally can like borderline trip on that, though, if you fight it, because my girlfriend says and she like laughs about like it's a game.

3518
02:33:48,180 --> 02:33:55,180
But I always like ask because the dosage she does and she'd just be like, yeah, sometimes I play this little game with myself where I fight it. Yeah.

3519
02:33:55,180 --> 02:34:01,180
Yeah. I start hearing shit and like seeing stuff when my eyes are shot. I'm like taking 12 Benadryl is like that.

3520
02:34:01,180 --> 02:34:09,180
Yeah. And I took three of her pills and I never take melatonin one night because I got home from a podcast like fucking two and I work at six.

3521
02:34:09,180 --> 02:34:13,180
And I just remember I was sitting there like borderline having a panic attack.

3522
02:34:13,180 --> 02:34:21,180
How profound the auditory hallucinations were. It was like it was like that crowded room shit that you talked about, like sleep paralysis.

3523
02:34:21,180 --> 02:34:27,180
It was like that. That's pretty common. And it was a hallucination. But it was so loud.

3524
02:34:27,180 --> 02:34:33,180
Like usually, like I feel like I'll hear like a crowd like if I'm sleep deprived. But it's like it's a quiet crowd.

3525
02:34:33,180 --> 02:34:39,180
Like it's the it's like if you were watching a loud video on your phone at a low volume. Right.

3526
02:34:39,180 --> 02:34:48,180
But when I fucking took that melatonin, it was like fucking volume max in my fucking ear like how the fuck am I supposed to fall asleep this one time?

3527
02:34:48,180 --> 02:34:54,180
I had this auditory hallucination. I was sleeping in my car on the side of the road.

3528
02:34:54,180 --> 02:34:59,180
Was this like the time where you were fucking plastered and you got thrown in your car by the Latinos?

3529
02:34:59,180 --> 02:35:10,180
No, I was I was coming home from work. Were you here for that story? No. Oh, that's the Latinos. Yeah, my Spanish friends. Yeah, your Spanish friends.

3530
02:35:10,180 --> 02:35:17,180
Now, this was I was coming home from work. I used to get out at two in the morning and I just sometimes I was just so tired.

3531
02:35:17,180 --> 02:35:25,180
I didn't want to make it home, so I'd pull over and sleep and I started having this auditory hallucination where this guy is like asshole.

3532
02:35:25,180 --> 02:35:32,180
Hey, asshole. And I hear tapping like metallic sound on glass.

3533
02:35:32,180 --> 02:35:37,180
Get the fuck out of the car, asshole. Get the fuck out of the car.

3534
02:35:37,180 --> 02:35:43,180
And then I wake up and I look over and it was a state trooper tapping a Glock on my window.

3535
02:35:43,180 --> 02:35:48,180
Get the fuck out of the car, asshole. And I'm like, oh, this is real life.

3536
02:35:48,180 --> 02:35:52,180
Oh, shit. How many times do you get fucking stopped by the cops?

3537
02:35:52,180 --> 02:35:57,180
I love when sound penetrates into your dreams. Like your alarm clock will just somehow find its way in.

3538
02:35:57,180 --> 02:36:00,180
And then you wake up and you're like, fuck. I knew that was real.

3539
02:36:00,180 --> 02:36:06,180
I was having a dream where my fucking alarm was going off and I kept on like going on my phone in my dream and like turning my alarm off.

3540
02:36:06,180 --> 02:36:11,180
But I could continually hear my what the fuck. I'm like going insane. I'm like, shut off.

3541
02:36:11,180 --> 02:36:15,180
And then you wake up and you're like, I am so fucking late for work.

3542
02:36:15,180 --> 02:36:20,180
What were you doing wrong? I was well, apparently sleeping is wrong.

3543
02:36:20,180 --> 02:36:24,180
And I thought you were like fucking overdosed. Oh, of course you did. Yeah.

3544
02:36:24,180 --> 02:36:28,180
So I wake up and I'm like, what the fuck? So I get out of the car, right?

3545
02:36:28,180 --> 02:36:32,180
Because I could like see through the window. There's like he had something on. Right.

3546
02:36:32,180 --> 02:36:36,180
So I knew it wasn't just some guy. Like it took a second though. I'm like, I'm trying to wake up.

3547
02:36:36,180 --> 02:36:39,180
I'm like, what the fuck? I'm getting I have a gun pointed at me right now.

3548
02:36:39,180 --> 02:36:43,180
So I get out. Was it like the back end of the Glock or was the front of the front? Yeah.

3549
02:36:43,180 --> 02:36:46,180
Why did he on the holster for that? Right.

3550
02:36:46,180 --> 02:36:52,180
I talked to somebody about that and they were like, dude, instantly suspended. Yeah. Instantly.

3551
02:36:52,180 --> 02:36:55,180
I was going to say that is ridiculous. They did that. Yeah.

3552
02:36:55,180 --> 02:36:59,180
So he I went to the front of my car. He's like, empty your pockets.

3553
02:36:59,180 --> 02:37:05,180
So I had like a bunch of fucking Nutter Butter rappers and like candy rappers like what is happening?

3554
02:37:05,180 --> 02:37:09,180
And he's like looking at my floorboard, like tossing out other rappers and stuff.

3555
02:37:09,180 --> 02:37:12,180
They're like, God, I hope this is a fucking dream. He's like, all right.

3556
02:37:12,180 --> 02:37:16,180
He's like, you haven't been drinking. I'm like, no, I'm coming from work, dude.

3557
02:37:16,180 --> 02:37:19,180
I work at Home Depot. Right. I just like couldn't make it home.

3558
02:37:19,180 --> 02:37:23,180
I'm tired. I was sleeping on the side of the road. Were you like on a highway or like?

3559
02:37:23,180 --> 02:37:27,180
No, but I was under a bridge, which is like apparently they don't like that.

3560
02:37:27,180 --> 02:37:31,180
Because it just seems like a sketchy place. Yeah. Yeah.

3561
02:37:31,180 --> 02:37:38,180
But to me, it felt like protected because it's under a bridge. But I was just like, dude, if I kept driving, I'm going to kill somebody because I'm like falling asleep at the wheel.

3562
02:37:38,180 --> 02:37:42,180
So anyway, he's like, all right, you're going to be OK to make it home.

3563
02:37:42,180 --> 02:37:51,180
It's like, yeah, I'll be fine. I'm fucking wide awake. Thanks. Thanks for caring.

3564
02:37:51,180 --> 02:37:58,180
Anyway, yeah, you should pull up that Huberman clip on on your own and on Rogan.

3565
02:37:58,180 --> 02:38:04,180
Yeah. Yeah. Pull that up because the way he describes it, he thinks Joe Rogan uses Rogaine.

3566
02:38:04,180 --> 02:38:10,180
Definitely not. If he is using it, it's not working. He's a Bosley dude.

3567
02:38:10,180 --> 02:38:16,180
I know he uses a lot of TRT. I know he fucking done a lot of steroids. Yeah.

3568
02:38:16,180 --> 02:38:21,180
Not a fan, dude. You know, one of these podcasts, we should all do Deterra.

3569
02:38:21,180 --> 02:38:24,180
What's that? We should all do Deterra. No, the fuck is that?

3570
02:38:24,180 --> 02:38:29,180
That's the one we're talking about, like the third episode. Yeah, that's the that's the flower of the devil.

3571
02:38:29,180 --> 02:38:32,180
Has some sort of a ridiculously powerful benefit to it.

3572
02:38:32,180 --> 02:38:37,180
Not not encouraging people to smoke, but you know, you could take it in various forms, particularly gum.

3573
02:38:37,180 --> 02:38:42,180
I know people take it in gum just for the nootropic benefit of it.

3574
02:38:42,180 --> 02:38:51,180
Yeah, I'm not encouraging people to take anything, but there's a very, very famous Nobel Prize winning neuroscientist who I went to his office to visit him in New York.

3575
02:38:51,180 --> 02:38:56,180
And he mentioned seven pieces of Nicorette during the half hour meeting. This is about nicotine.

3576
02:38:56,180 --> 02:39:01,180
First of all, it increases plasticity. And second of all, he has the belief and this is not.

3577
02:39:01,180 --> 02:39:07,180
I think there's one one about melatonin where he says, oh, my God, I'm going to punch Ali Mack.

3578
02:39:07,180 --> 02:39:11,180
Why? Yeah, I couldn't find that one. It's very nihilistic.

3579
02:39:11,180 --> 02:39:16,180
Sorry. That's what the fuck are you talking about? He just goes into how nihilistic, how fucked up it actually is.

3580
02:39:16,180 --> 02:39:24,180
I just want to punch. All right, we got 45 minutes for GameStop to be close.

3581
02:39:24,180 --> 02:39:31,180
I don't know, because on my computer, it says it might be New Year's Day hours.

3582
02:39:31,180 --> 02:39:35,180
Let's try this one. OK, let's just go for it.

3583
02:39:35,180 --> 02:39:40,180
Nine oh seven five two two one two five four. All right, stand by.

3584
02:39:40,180 --> 02:39:43,180
I got a star six seven this first. Yeah. What is it?

3585
02:39:43,180 --> 02:39:50,180
I don't even know if star six seven works. Nine oh seven five two two one two five four one two five four.

3586
02:39:50,180 --> 02:39:52,180
Yeah. All right. What game are we asking about?

3587
02:39:52,180 --> 02:39:57,180
You try to buy an Xbox series as I should describe massive.

3588
02:39:57,180 --> 02:40:00,180
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check it out. What is those?

3589
02:40:00,180 --> 02:40:04,180
He had out of space. You're trying to buy a fight.

3590
02:40:04,180 --> 02:40:09,180
The rapist is fighting spider things. They got lasers. They got lasers and shit.

3591
02:40:09,180 --> 02:40:15,180
Dude, it's the great. You're trying to buy the Xbox series as right.

3592
02:40:15,180 --> 02:40:18,180
Yeah, and you're trying to ask about all the games that are on it.

3593
02:40:18,180 --> 02:40:23,180
So you can ask about old games. You can ask about like Mass Effect. Ask about movies.

3594
02:40:23,180 --> 02:40:34,180
Ask about Nintendo games to I don't. I don't know a lot about like Xbox series as though.

3595
02:40:34,180 --> 02:40:41,180
That's exactly that would be good then because it's like Don Juan's like trying to buy a new Xbox with all the old games.

3596
02:40:41,180 --> 02:40:44,180
They got that game with a little bit. You got that biscuit.

3597
02:40:44,180 --> 02:40:50,180
No Xbox series acts because then they'll take you seriously because it's expensive.

3598
02:40:50,180 --> 02:40:58,180
What is it? It's expensive. Which Xbox series X series X. Yeah.

3599
02:40:58,180 --> 02:41:04,180
So you got the Xbox came out. Is it the new one? I thought S is the new one.

3600
02:41:04,180 --> 02:41:09,180
No, I have the assets. The it's there's S and X. There's two of them.

3601
02:41:09,180 --> 02:41:14,180
They had to be playing computer games on that. I'm trying to play that game with the airplanes.

3602
02:41:14,180 --> 02:41:20,180
You guys can feed me stuff in the background.

3603
02:41:20,180 --> 02:41:25,180
Thank you for buying GameStop where we have the best selection of games, consoles, collectibles and electronics.

3604
02:41:25,180 --> 02:41:33,180
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3605
02:41:33,180 --> 02:41:37,180
Now, check out our extended store hours and trade.

3606
02:41:37,180 --> 02:41:49,180
I want to get up so I don't laugh. We got we're the fucking veterans of this.

3607
02:41:49,180 --> 02:41:55,180
This is kind of the fucking game stuff.

3608
02:41:55,180 --> 02:41:59,180
I got a GameStop gift card for my birthday. Do I for Christmas?

3609
02:41:59,180 --> 02:42:05,180
I got thirty dollars for my fucking fucking sister to thirty dollars for GameStop.

3610
02:42:05,180 --> 02:42:09,180
Give code. I said, if I could use the game.

3611
02:42:09,180 --> 02:42:15,180
So I close.

3612
02:42:15,180 --> 02:42:19,180
You know who doesn't close is Walmart.

3613
02:42:19,180 --> 02:42:24,180
It might have to be asking them to say they have the series X.

3614
02:42:24,180 --> 02:42:25,180
Yeah, that makes more sense.

3615
02:42:25,180 --> 02:42:31,180
Yeah. Give me the number for Walmart and Anchorage.

3616
02:42:31,180 --> 02:42:34,180
Okay, I'll look it up.

3617
02:42:34,180 --> 02:42:40,180
There's a slight delay there.

3618
02:42:40,180 --> 02:42:46,180
All right, Walmart Supercenter closes 11 p.m. That's a good one.

3619
02:42:46,180 --> 02:42:51,180
Eagle River, Alaska, nine oh seven.

3620
02:42:51,180 --> 02:43:00,180
Six nine four nine seven eight zero.

3621
02:43:00,180 --> 02:43:20,180
Yeah, but I'd be looking for that.

3622
02:43:20,180 --> 02:43:21,180
I didn't. I missed it.

3623
02:43:21,180 --> 02:43:22,180
What was electronics?

3624
02:43:22,180 --> 02:43:31,180
I think it's two.

3625
02:43:31,180 --> 02:43:32,180
Hopefully it's not.

3626
02:43:32,180 --> 02:43:35,180
I got the GameStop gift card for Christmas for my sister.

3627
02:43:35,180 --> 02:43:37,180
I got thirty bucks.

3628
02:43:37,180 --> 02:43:39,180
Electronics John speaking.

3629
02:43:39,180 --> 02:43:40,180
May I help you?

3630
02:43:40,180 --> 02:43:42,180
Yeah, I'll be looking for this.

3631
02:43:42,180 --> 02:43:45,180
You got to do Xbox.

3632
02:43:45,180 --> 02:43:46,180
You got that.

3633
02:43:46,180 --> 02:44:01,180
We got the Xbox.

3634
02:44:01,180 --> 02:44:17,180
Sounds like you say the same thing about the SX.

3635
02:44:17,180 --> 02:44:21,180
Yeah, I got I got thirty dollars for Christmas.

3636
02:44:21,180 --> 02:44:24,180
I was wondering how much that thing cost.

3637
02:44:24,180 --> 02:44:32,180
If I could get one.

3638
02:44:32,180 --> 02:44:43,180
I'm about I'm about two hundred sixty dollars.

3639
02:44:43,180 --> 02:44:48,180
You know, do you guys got the game with the little angry dragon?

3640
02:44:48,180 --> 02:44:51,180
They got that one.

3641
02:44:51,180 --> 02:44:54,180
I'm not sure which one that is.

3642
02:44:54,180 --> 02:44:56,180
He like this little purple.

3643
02:44:56,180 --> 02:44:58,180
Those are a little purple dragon.

3644
02:44:58,180 --> 02:45:00,180
And he'd be loving it.

3645
02:45:00,180 --> 02:45:05,180
I don't think I don't think Xbox has a Spyro.

3646
02:45:05,180 --> 02:45:11,180
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

3647
02:45:11,180 --> 02:45:15,180
Damn, I sometimes I mean, I be seeing this game.

3648
02:45:15,180 --> 02:45:17,180
It's an old game.

3649
02:45:17,180 --> 02:45:21,180
First off, let me ask you, they got DVDs you play.

3650
02:45:21,180 --> 02:45:25,180
You play DVDs on that.

3651
02:45:25,180 --> 02:45:28,180
DVDs on the Xbox.

3652
02:45:28,180 --> 02:45:38,180
Yeah, you'd be able to put a DVD because I like I like watching that movie with the boat that split in half and fall to the bottom of the ocean.

3653
02:45:38,180 --> 02:45:41,180
The old lady throws a necklace.

3654
02:45:41,180 --> 02:45:42,180
I'm sorry.

3655
02:45:42,180 --> 02:45:43,180
I got to go.

3656
02:45:43,180 --> 02:45:45,180
I got customers.

3657
02:45:45,180 --> 02:45:47,180
I'm a customer.

3658
02:45:47,180 --> 02:45:50,180
I'll pay a buddy.

3659
02:45:50,180 --> 02:45:52,180
I don't have time.

3660
02:45:52,180 --> 02:45:53,180
Yeah.

3661
02:45:53,180 --> 02:45:54,180
OK.

3662
02:45:54,180 --> 02:45:55,180
Yeah.

3663
02:45:55,180 --> 02:45:56,180
We'll talk.

3664
02:45:56,180 --> 02:45:58,180
Right.

3665
02:45:58,180 --> 02:46:03,180
He was like, I am a customer.

3666
02:46:03,180 --> 02:46:04,180
Oh, my God.

3667
02:46:04,180 --> 02:46:07,180
Thirty people in line at that point.

3668
02:46:07,180 --> 02:46:10,180
I got the Walmart that's opening on Anchorage.

3669
02:46:10,180 --> 02:46:11,180
Alaska.

3670
02:46:11,180 --> 02:46:12,180
Yeah.

3671
02:46:12,180 --> 02:46:15,180
I'm trying to spend their Christmas fucking left.

3672
02:46:15,180 --> 02:46:16,180
I couldn't.

3673
02:46:16,180 --> 02:46:18,180
I saw you like this.

3674
02:46:18,180 --> 02:46:19,180
I can't.

3675
02:46:19,180 --> 02:46:20,180
I can't.

3676
02:46:20,180 --> 02:46:21,180
I can't.

3677
02:46:21,180 --> 02:46:22,180
I feel so bad.

3678
02:46:22,180 --> 02:46:23,180
Oh, don't feel bad.

3679
02:46:23,180 --> 02:46:25,180
They make me feel so bad.

3680
02:46:25,180 --> 02:46:33,180
That guy I did feel bad for them because you could tell he was like, oh, he's like, I got a line of people.

3681
02:46:33,180 --> 02:46:35,180
You say I got a line, but I got customers.

3682
02:46:35,180 --> 02:46:38,180
I'm like, then I am a customer.

3683
02:46:38,180 --> 02:46:43,180
All right.

3684
02:46:43,180 --> 02:46:44,180
I just feel bad.

3685
02:46:44,180 --> 02:46:45,180
Yeah, I don't feel bad.

3686
02:46:45,180 --> 02:46:46,180
They're fucking pride calls.

3687
02:46:46,180 --> 02:46:48,180
Make me feel so bad.

3688
02:46:48,180 --> 02:46:51,180
Now, you got fucking made in Honolulu.

3689
02:46:51,180 --> 02:46:53,180
He can't do it anymore.

3690
02:46:53,180 --> 02:46:58,180
They're like, you know, this guy starts talking like a fucking retard on your phone.

3691
02:46:58,180 --> 02:47:01,180
They actually just hang up on you super quick.

3692
02:47:01,180 --> 02:47:02,180
No, they saw one of them.

3693
02:47:02,180 --> 02:47:03,180
Yeah.

3694
02:47:03,180 --> 02:47:05,180
No, they're like, hey, can I put you on hold real quick?

3695
02:47:05,180 --> 02:47:06,180
Yeah.

3696
02:47:06,180 --> 02:47:08,180
Fuck.

3697
02:47:08,180 --> 02:47:11,180
After years of doing it, like, you know, it's like they talk about it.

3698
02:47:11,180 --> 02:47:12,180
Yeah.

3699
02:47:12,180 --> 02:47:14,180
This fucking guy kept calling.

3700
02:47:14,180 --> 02:47:16,180
And he kept asking.

3701
02:47:16,180 --> 02:47:18,180
How did you get into the phone?

3702
02:47:18,180 --> 02:47:19,180
That was sick, though.

3703
02:47:19,180 --> 02:47:26,180
The first time you did that before we were even doing the podcast, like there definitely was that one employee who worked there like five years ago.

3704
02:47:26,180 --> 02:47:28,180
And they're like, that's the fucking guy.

3705
02:47:28,180 --> 02:47:29,180
There he is.

3706
02:47:29,180 --> 02:47:32,180
Like when their newer co-worker was explaining what happened.

3707
02:47:32,180 --> 02:47:33,180
It's the guy.

3708
02:47:33,180 --> 02:47:34,180
It had to be him.

3709
02:47:34,180 --> 02:47:36,180
It had to be the was he asking about Spyro?

3710
02:47:36,180 --> 02:47:37,180
Yeah.

3711
02:47:37,180 --> 02:47:38,180
And then Pac-Man, right?

3712
02:47:38,180 --> 02:47:39,180
Yeah.

3713
02:47:39,180 --> 02:47:42,180
And then fucking that game with the deal with the biscuit.

3714
02:47:42,180 --> 02:47:44,180
Everybody thinks the boss is the one who did it.

3715
02:47:44,180 --> 02:47:46,180
They think he made the story.

3716
02:47:46,180 --> 02:47:48,180
Like, no, man, it's fucking real.

3717
02:47:48,180 --> 02:47:50,180
Oh, man.

3718
02:47:50,180 --> 02:47:51,180
Never gets old.

3719
02:47:51,180 --> 02:47:52,180
Oh, my God.

3720
02:47:52,180 --> 02:47:54,180
It just makes me feel bad, man.

3721
02:47:54,180 --> 02:47:55,180
He came out of retirement.

3722
02:47:55,180 --> 02:47:56,180
Dude, I did.

3723
02:47:56,180 --> 02:48:00,180
I did one prank called like myself to a fucking like restaurant.

3724
02:48:00,180 --> 02:48:05,180
And I'm just like, yeah, I found a fucking cockroach in my my fucking pizza.

3725
02:48:05,180 --> 02:48:06,180
And like the guy's like, calm down.

3726
02:48:06,180 --> 02:48:07,180
I fix it.

3727
02:48:07,180 --> 02:48:09,180
I give you a new pizza.

3728
02:48:09,180 --> 02:48:10,180
I show you kitchen.

3729
02:48:10,180 --> 02:48:11,180
It clean.

3730
02:48:11,180 --> 02:48:12,180
I'm like, I'm sorry, man.

3731
02:48:12,180 --> 02:48:14,180
It's all right.

3732
02:48:14,180 --> 02:48:17,180
I don't care that much.

3733
02:48:17,180 --> 02:48:21,180
You guys like poor guy revamps his entire kitchen goes into debt trying to clean.

3734
02:48:21,180 --> 02:48:23,180
He's like, I'm sorry.

3735
02:48:23,180 --> 02:48:27,180
Like that's like every time I do I do prank calls or I listen to prank calls.

3736
02:48:27,180 --> 02:48:32,180
I feel like that gut feeling when I can just like no, come.

3737
02:48:32,180 --> 02:48:34,180
I it's like some Romanian guy.

3738
02:48:34,180 --> 02:48:35,180
He's like, no, come in.

3739
02:48:35,180 --> 02:48:37,180
I make you new pizza.

3740
02:48:37,180 --> 02:48:39,180
You can see my kitchen.

3741
02:48:39,180 --> 02:48:41,180
I saw I give you coupons.

3742
02:48:41,180 --> 02:48:42,180
My kids.

3743
02:48:42,180 --> 02:48:44,180
He's like, I give you my daughter.

3744
02:48:44,180 --> 02:48:47,180
He's like, I'm so sorry, sir.

3745
02:48:47,180 --> 02:48:48,180
I'm so sorry.

3746
02:48:48,180 --> 02:48:51,180
It's like the African-American population of Anchorage is.

3747
02:48:51,180 --> 02:48:53,180
That's a weird question.

3748
02:48:53,180 --> 02:48:54,180
Wow.

3749
02:48:54,180 --> 02:48:56,180
I'm guessing low.

3750
02:48:56,180 --> 02:49:00,180
Actually, let's say the American African-American population of all of Alaska.

3751
02:49:00,180 --> 02:49:03,180
Fifteen thousand.

3752
02:49:03,180 --> 02:49:04,180
That's a lot.

3753
02:49:04,180 --> 02:49:08,180
Which is five percent.

3754
02:49:08,180 --> 02:49:10,180
What about the entire?

3755
02:49:10,180 --> 02:49:12,180
What about the entire state of Alaska?

3756
02:49:12,180 --> 02:49:14,180
What percentage of Alaska is black?

3757
02:49:14,180 --> 02:49:16,180
Three point six percent.

3758
02:49:16,180 --> 02:49:18,180
And what is the average like 13?

3759
02:49:18,180 --> 02:49:19,180
I thought I.

3760
02:49:19,180 --> 02:49:22,180
Yeah, something like that.

3761
02:49:22,180 --> 02:49:25,180
How many game stops were there in the past few times?

3762
02:49:25,180 --> 02:49:27,180
In Anchorage, I think they were closed.

3763
02:49:27,180 --> 02:49:29,180
Yeah, they closed like a couple of months ago.

3764
02:49:29,180 --> 02:49:30,180
Damn.

3765
02:49:30,180 --> 02:49:32,180
Yeah, because it's New Year's Day.

3766
02:49:32,180 --> 02:49:34,180
It's the end tomorrow.

3767
02:49:34,180 --> 02:49:36,180
Callie, that show was hilarious.

3768
02:49:36,180 --> 02:49:39,180
Why is California not in the mix here?

3769
02:49:39,180 --> 02:49:40,180
It is.

3770
02:49:40,180 --> 02:49:42,180
Let's call Sacramento.

3771
02:49:42,180 --> 02:49:44,180
All right.

3772
02:49:44,180 --> 02:49:46,180
We've called California before.

3773
02:49:46,180 --> 02:49:47,180
OK.

3774
02:49:47,180 --> 02:49:50,180
Yeah, we should call for it was angry.

3775
02:49:50,180 --> 02:49:53,180
Yeah, they were angry people in California.

3776
02:49:53,180 --> 02:49:56,180
They're like, what do you want, man?

3777
02:49:56,180 --> 02:49:58,180
Oh, this one's closing soon.

3778
02:49:58,180 --> 02:49:59,180
Which one?

3779
02:49:59,180 --> 02:50:00,180
Sacramento.

3780
02:50:00,180 --> 02:50:02,180
No, no, no.

3781
02:50:02,180 --> 02:50:05,180
They'll fucking do that even better.

3782
02:50:05,180 --> 02:50:06,180
Nine one six.

3783
02:50:06,180 --> 02:50:07,180
No.

3784
02:50:07,180 --> 02:50:09,180
Did I ever tell you the story?

3785
02:50:09,180 --> 02:50:15,180
Three, three, two about Casey ordering the mocha from from the ghetto Starbucks at the hospital.

3786
02:50:15,180 --> 02:50:16,180
Yes.

3787
02:50:16,180 --> 02:50:18,180
Just bleep that.

3788
02:50:18,180 --> 02:50:20,180
Oh, we're on the podcast.

3789
02:50:20,180 --> 02:50:21,180
Yeah.

3790
02:50:21,180 --> 02:50:25,180
Yeah, just three hours into it.

3791
02:50:25,180 --> 02:50:29,180
It used to have a ghetto Starbucks in it.

3792
02:50:29,180 --> 02:50:30,180
Yeah.

3793
02:50:30,180 --> 02:50:32,180
It wasn't like a real guy.

3794
02:50:32,180 --> 02:50:33,180
Yeah.

3795
02:50:33,180 --> 02:50:34,180
No, I worked on a blue light Starbucks.

3796
02:50:34,180 --> 02:50:40,180
I worked on a Starbucks inside of a price chopper, which was actually like pretty good.

3797
02:50:40,180 --> 02:50:41,180
Yeah.

3798
02:50:41,180 --> 02:50:43,180
You know, it was like Starbucks quality.

3799
02:50:43,180 --> 02:50:44,180
Right.

3800
02:50:44,180 --> 02:50:50,180
But the Starbucks inside the hospital was like, like I ordered a fucking mocha latte

3801
02:50:50,180 --> 02:50:51,180
or something.

3802
02:50:51,180 --> 02:50:52,180
Yeah.

3803
02:50:52,180 --> 02:50:57,180
And the dude poured fucking coffee in half and then fucking what?

3804
02:50:57,180 --> 02:50:59,180
What did he even pour in the other half?

3805
02:50:59,180 --> 02:51:01,180
I think he just poorly cold milk.

3806
02:51:01,180 --> 02:51:08,180
Okay, so there's a back story to this and it just it wasn't all that this guy had a

3807
02:51:08,180 --> 02:51:11,180
do rag on behind the counter at the Starbucks.

3808
02:51:11,180 --> 02:51:13,180
And there's nothing wrong with that.

3809
02:51:13,180 --> 02:51:16,180
Like, but you know, generally that wouldn't be a tire at a real Starbucks.

3810
02:51:16,180 --> 02:51:17,180
Right.

3811
02:51:17,180 --> 02:51:18,180
I don't think.

3812
02:51:18,180 --> 02:51:20,180
No, no, they've worn they've seen people.

3813
02:51:20,180 --> 02:51:21,180
Oh, yeah.

3814
02:51:21,180 --> 02:51:22,180
By the way, you can't say do rag.

3815
02:51:22,180 --> 02:51:23,180
It's racist.

3816
02:51:23,180 --> 02:51:24,180
Is it?

3817
02:51:24,180 --> 02:51:25,180
Yeah.

3818
02:51:25,180 --> 02:51:26,180
What do you have to call it now?

3819
02:51:26,180 --> 02:51:27,180
What the fuck do you call it?

3820
02:51:27,180 --> 02:51:28,180
It's a bandana.

3821
02:51:28,180 --> 02:51:30,180
That is not a bandana.

3822
02:51:30,180 --> 02:51:34,180
I don't know, but there's some other things like going on.

3823
02:51:34,180 --> 02:51:36,180
So what are those like?

3824
02:51:36,180 --> 02:51:39,180
They didn't have official uniforms.

3825
02:51:39,180 --> 02:51:44,180
Like puffy like hats that the women wear, like like the black women, they have like

3826
02:51:44,180 --> 02:51:47,180
the ones that you see, like when you went on like a call to like a house where like

3827
02:51:47,180 --> 02:51:49,180
2 a.m. and like they wore it to like their hair.

3828
02:51:49,180 --> 02:51:51,180
Like what's what are those things called?

3829
02:51:51,180 --> 02:51:52,180
I don't know.

3830
02:51:52,180 --> 02:51:53,180
A weave.

3831
02:51:53,180 --> 02:51:54,180
No, no, no, no.

3832
02:51:54,180 --> 02:51:58,180
It's the weaves, the hair like they were like, like it was like almost like a.

3833
02:51:58,180 --> 02:51:59,180
I know what you're talking about.

3834
02:51:59,180 --> 02:52:00,180
It's almost like a.

3835
02:52:00,180 --> 02:52:01,180
All right.

3836
02:52:01,180 --> 02:52:02,180
Let's end this conversation anyway.

3837
02:52:02,180 --> 02:52:03,180
All right.

3838
02:52:03,180 --> 02:52:06,180
So it doesn't matter that, you know, there's nothing wrong with the do rag.

3839
02:52:06,180 --> 02:52:09,180
I'm just painting the picture of the scene.

3840
02:52:09,180 --> 02:52:13,180
It's not a bandana.

3841
02:52:13,180 --> 02:52:17,180
So anyway, this guy was already visibly upset.

3842
02:52:17,180 --> 02:52:18,180
All right.

3843
02:52:18,180 --> 02:52:23,180
Pacing back and forth, saying, man, looking at the line of people is like, man, I'm supposed

3844
02:52:23,180 --> 02:52:25,180
to go on break 10 minutes ago.

3845
02:52:25,180 --> 02:52:26,180
Come on.

3846
02:52:26,180 --> 02:52:27,180
Right.

3847
02:52:27,180 --> 02:52:29,180
And I'm like, oh, man, this guy's getting upset.

3848
02:52:29,180 --> 02:52:32,180
He does not want to be doing this right now.

3849
02:52:32,180 --> 02:52:34,180
So I'm just going to get a coffee.

3850
02:52:34,180 --> 02:52:36,180
He's going to hand me a cup and I'm going to fill it myself.

3851
02:52:36,180 --> 02:52:38,180
And we're just going to make this quick.

3852
02:52:38,180 --> 02:52:42,180
So Casey steps up and he's like, yeah, can I get a mocha?

3853
02:52:42,180 --> 02:52:45,180
And the guy's like, maybe.

3854
02:52:45,180 --> 02:52:50,180
And it was like, he looks Casey in the eyes and he goes, are you sure that's what you

3855
02:52:50,180 --> 02:52:51,180
want?

3856
02:52:51,180 --> 02:52:56,180
Casey's like, yeah, this is what I want.

3857
02:52:56,180 --> 02:52:58,180
Casey's like, nah, I don't understand it.

3858
02:52:58,180 --> 02:53:00,180
That this guy was like, not happy right now.

3859
02:53:00,180 --> 02:53:02,180
I'm about to lose his shit.

3860
02:53:02,180 --> 02:53:04,180
So you sure that's what you want?

3861
02:53:04,180 --> 02:53:07,180
So this guy's like throwing this shit together.

3862
02:53:07,180 --> 02:53:14,180
Casey, Casey, Casey, sip, son, he goes, this is the worst mocha I've ever had.

3863
02:53:14,180 --> 02:53:22,180
It was fucking, I swear it was half a regular coffee and half cold milk.

3864
02:53:22,180 --> 02:53:25,180
He's like, yeah, I'm looking at this guy.

3865
02:53:25,180 --> 02:53:26,180
I'm okay.

3866
02:53:26,180 --> 02:53:27,180
He's going to get a mocha.

3867
02:53:27,180 --> 02:53:29,180
It's going to be the last mocha he ever gets.

3868
02:53:29,180 --> 02:53:31,180
And like, oh, it was her.

3869
02:53:31,180 --> 02:53:32,180
It was her.

3870
02:53:32,180 --> 02:53:33,180
She served.

3871
02:53:33,180 --> 02:53:38,180
Coffee and cold milk.

3872
02:53:38,180 --> 02:53:43,180
Yeah, which is not all that bad, but apparently I mean, did this guy threw it together?

3873
02:53:43,180 --> 02:53:46,180
He's like, get the fuck out of here.

3874
02:53:46,180 --> 02:53:49,180
Well, the fuck is a mocha?

3875
02:53:49,180 --> 02:53:54,180
Those are none of like it's I work at Starbucks for a year and a half.

3876
02:53:54,180 --> 02:53:56,180
He was asking a mocha latte.

3877
02:53:56,180 --> 02:53:58,180
It's a mocha milk and fuck.

3878
02:53:58,180 --> 02:54:04,180
It's like chocolate syrup and espresso and hot steamed milk.

3879
02:54:04,180 --> 02:54:10,180
None of those ingredients were included in the I'll never forget.

3880
02:54:10,180 --> 02:54:15,180
I've never seen somebody like it like threaten somebody without threatening them.

3881
02:54:15,180 --> 02:54:18,180
He said, are you sure that's what you want?

3882
02:54:18,180 --> 02:54:19,180
You guys should have called.

3883
02:54:19,180 --> 02:54:22,180
You guys should have prank called that fucking star.

3884
02:54:22,180 --> 02:54:31,180
So I worked at I can I can feel I can empathize with him though, because I worked at Starbucks and sometimes I was Starbucks.

3885
02:54:31,180 --> 02:54:34,180
Yeah, for a year and a half in college in my first year of college.

3886
02:54:34,180 --> 02:54:35,180
Really?

3887
02:54:35,180 --> 02:54:42,180
And I was by myself one time and this is the first mocha I've ever had in my life.

3888
02:54:42,180 --> 02:54:50,180
I would be by myself after seven p.m. from seven to nine and I would have to go on a break.

3889
02:54:50,180 --> 02:54:52,180
Yeah, and it's in a grocery store.

3890
02:54:52,180 --> 02:54:53,180
Oh, OK.

3891
02:54:53,180 --> 02:54:59,180
And I'd have to put up a sign that said close be back in at like eight forty five or something.

3892
02:54:59,180 --> 02:55:10,180
And I was like sitting on the on the bench next to the Starbucks, like having an argument with my ex-girlfriend on the phone and like visibly upset.

3893
02:55:10,180 --> 02:55:17,180
It's like these two like nice middle aged people came up and they're like I was like fuck.

3894
02:55:17,180 --> 02:55:21,180
I like I got to go. I like went up and I was like, what's up?

3895
02:55:21,180 --> 02:55:24,180
And they're like, oh, you're going to finish your phone call.

3896
02:55:24,180 --> 02:55:26,180
And I was like, no, it's fine.

3897
02:55:26,180 --> 02:55:31,180
What?

3898
02:55:31,180 --> 02:55:32,180
You're fighting with it.

3899
02:55:32,180 --> 02:55:33,180
Yeah. Yeah. About what?

3900
02:55:33,180 --> 02:55:35,180
Oh, God, I don't even remember.

3901
02:55:35,180 --> 02:55:38,180
There's so many things that we find.

3902
02:55:38,180 --> 02:55:40,180
I couldn't tell you.

3903
02:55:40,180 --> 02:55:43,180
I think it was about something about the race track.

3904
02:55:43,180 --> 02:55:44,180
I don't know.

3905
02:55:44,180 --> 02:55:45,180
What?

3906
02:55:45,180 --> 02:55:46,180
Why?

3907
02:55:46,180 --> 02:55:47,180
I don't know.

3908
02:55:47,180 --> 02:55:50,180
Was he like, you see what they do to those horses up there?

3909
02:55:50,180 --> 02:55:51,180
They fuck them.

3910
02:55:51,180 --> 02:55:55,180
I just remember something to do with the race track.

3911
02:55:55,180 --> 02:55:56,180
Why?

3912
02:55:56,180 --> 02:56:00,180
Speaking of like speaking of race, I need to get this.

3913
02:56:00,180 --> 02:56:01,180
This is fucking fantastic.

3914
02:56:01,180 --> 02:56:02,180
Actually, we'll set off that subject.

3915
02:56:02,180 --> 02:56:04,180
Save that for another episode.

3916
02:56:04,180 --> 02:56:06,180
Ex-girlfriends are the worst.

3917
02:56:06,180 --> 02:56:08,180
There was this guy at Starbucks who came.

3918
02:56:08,180 --> 02:56:11,180
There were like regulars at Starbucks who came in.

3919
02:56:11,180 --> 02:56:12,180
Not to cut you off.

3920
02:56:12,180 --> 02:56:14,180
Did I ever tell my Price Chopper stories here?

3921
02:56:14,180 --> 02:56:15,180
Not to cut you off.

3922
02:56:15,180 --> 02:56:18,180
We talked about them when you were on orientation.

3923
02:56:18,180 --> 02:56:21,180
They're kind of the same kind of thing.

3924
02:56:21,180 --> 02:56:22,180
Yeah.

3925
02:56:22,180 --> 02:56:24,180
But did I ever tell the Price Chopper stories here?

3926
02:56:24,180 --> 02:56:25,180
No, no, no.

3927
02:56:25,180 --> 02:56:27,180
Oh, I could tell those after this.

3928
02:56:27,180 --> 02:56:28,180
That's really funny.

3929
02:56:28,180 --> 02:56:31,180
But no, I was just going to say there was this guy at Starbucks.

3930
02:56:31,180 --> 02:56:32,180
We had regulars.

3931
02:56:32,180 --> 02:56:34,180
Like, you know how we have regulars at the hospital?

3932
02:56:34,180 --> 02:56:38,180
There's this guy who would come in, order six shots of espresso.

3933
02:56:38,180 --> 02:56:39,180
That's it?

3934
02:56:39,180 --> 02:56:40,180
And be like.

3935
02:56:40,180 --> 02:56:42,180
Like in a cup or just like.

3936
02:56:42,180 --> 02:56:43,180
No, no.

3937
02:56:43,180 --> 02:56:44,180
Like six shots of espresso.

3938
02:56:44,180 --> 02:56:47,180
I'll have some of those six and sometimes it was eight.

3939
02:56:47,180 --> 02:56:48,180
Oh, my God.

3940
02:56:48,180 --> 02:56:50,180
He was like, I'll have eight shots.

3941
02:56:50,180 --> 02:56:55,180
He come in and be like might as well finish killing myself today.

3942
02:56:55,180 --> 02:56:59,180
I give it to me.

3943
02:56:59,180 --> 02:57:01,180
Drink the whole thing in one goal.

3944
02:57:01,180 --> 02:57:02,180
Oh, my God.

3945
02:57:02,180 --> 02:57:05,180
Did you like that?

3946
02:57:05,180 --> 02:57:09,180
Do it like separate little cups or did you put it all in one?

3947
02:57:09,180 --> 02:57:13,180
All in one like medium cup, medium cup.

3948
02:57:13,180 --> 02:57:14,180
How much?

3949
02:57:14,180 --> 02:57:15,180
How?

3950
02:57:15,180 --> 02:57:16,180
How many guys?

3951
02:57:16,180 --> 02:57:18,180
How much like like one ounce each?

3952
02:57:18,180 --> 02:57:19,180
So like how much?

3953
02:57:19,180 --> 02:57:20,180
No, one and a half.

3954
02:57:20,180 --> 02:57:24,180
That would be like if you fucking just chugged eight cups of coffee.

3955
02:57:24,180 --> 02:57:26,180
No, but like looking at it like how much?

3956
02:57:26,180 --> 02:57:28,180
How much of like a cup did it fill up?

3957
02:57:28,180 --> 02:57:29,180
Did it fill up like the whole cup?

3958
02:57:29,180 --> 02:57:32,180
So it was one and a half ounces each.

3959
02:57:32,180 --> 02:57:33,180
Yeah.

3960
02:57:33,180 --> 02:57:35,180
So a medium cup is twelve ounces.

3961
02:57:35,180 --> 02:57:39,180
That would be the equivalent of chugging about.

3962
02:57:39,180 --> 02:57:40,180
So like that cup.

3963
02:57:40,180 --> 02:57:47,180
That much espresso or maybe a little more actually the amount of the caffeine content there.

3964
02:57:47,180 --> 02:57:50,180
That would be like if you chugged two and a half bangs.

3965
02:57:50,180 --> 02:57:51,180
Oh, my God.

3966
02:57:51,180 --> 02:57:52,180
Yeah, that's that.

3967
02:57:52,180 --> 02:57:54,180
That's got to be because it's about what?

3968
02:57:54,180 --> 02:57:56,180
Fifty milligrams of caffeine in a cup.

3969
02:57:56,180 --> 02:57:59,180
It's espresso is about two hundred milligrams.

3970
02:57:59,180 --> 02:58:00,180
Yeah, shot.

3971
02:58:00,180 --> 02:58:06,180
I think I think caffeine is much more serious drug than we give it credit for.

3972
02:58:06,180 --> 02:58:09,180
Yeah, but it's very dehydrated.

3973
02:58:09,180 --> 02:58:11,180
It's very dehydrated into the brain.

3974
02:58:11,180 --> 02:58:12,180
Yeah.

3975
02:58:12,180 --> 02:58:15,180
First of all, it's it's I think a lot of people's anxiety.

3976
02:58:15,180 --> 02:58:18,180
I think like 40 percent of it probably comes from caffeine.

3977
02:58:18,180 --> 02:58:20,180
So my friend at Malta.

3978
02:58:20,180 --> 02:58:21,180
Oh, fuck.

3979
02:58:21,180 --> 02:58:23,180
You can leave that out.

3980
02:58:23,180 --> 02:58:28,180
My friend at my workplace earlier episodes were talking about this shit and it's not

3981
02:58:28,180 --> 02:58:29,180
bleep.

3982
02:58:29,180 --> 02:58:30,180
Exactly.

3983
02:58:30,180 --> 02:58:31,180
Yeah.

3984
02:58:31,180 --> 02:58:35,180
But like my workplace, I my buddy gave me like a caffeine pouch like because I'm trying

3985
02:58:35,180 --> 02:58:37,180
to get off the nicotine pouches.

3986
02:58:37,180 --> 02:58:42,180
I had a caffeine pouch and the caffeine pouch had like 200 milligrams of nicotine in it

3987
02:58:42,180 --> 02:58:43,180
or something.

3988
02:58:43,180 --> 02:58:44,180
Nicotine.

3989
02:58:44,180 --> 02:58:45,180
No, caffeine.

3990
02:58:45,180 --> 02:58:49,180
Oh, and like it fucking fucked me up worse than nicotine.

3991
02:58:49,180 --> 02:58:50,180
Yeah.

3992
02:58:50,180 --> 02:58:53,180
Like it like like I was like, holy shit.

3993
02:58:53,180 --> 02:58:55,180
Like it was like one of those things like I'm like, I'm not really feeling it.

3994
02:58:55,180 --> 02:59:00,180
And then like five seconds later, I'm like, oh, my God, Mastos is just a caffeine are

3995
02:59:00,180 --> 02:59:01,180
not meant to be fucked with.

3996
02:59:01,180 --> 02:59:05,180
Casey can tell you about the time I fucking slammed a bang.

3997
02:59:05,180 --> 02:59:10,180
Like I literally just shot of espresso at Starbucks for fun.

3998
02:59:10,180 --> 02:59:12,180
See how much we could do.

3999
02:59:12,180 --> 02:59:16,180
That would always be my order at Mohawk would be whenever I were to day shift, I'd walk

4000
02:59:16,180 --> 02:59:20,180
in Duncan and I asked for a double shot of espresso because it was free.

4001
02:59:20,180 --> 02:59:24,180
We would just make our own shots and just drink like eight of them.

4002
02:59:24,180 --> 02:59:29,180
That's because they wouldn't know that we were like pulling shots.

4003
02:59:29,180 --> 02:59:32,180
But so I'll tell you about Price Chopper real quick.

4004
02:59:32,180 --> 02:59:35,180
Yeah, because I actually worked for Price Chopper.

4005
02:59:35,180 --> 02:59:37,180
Yeah. So Price Chopper, I used to work at.

4006
02:59:37,180 --> 02:59:43,180
It's a it's a if anybody's a real awful place, if anybody's not from upstate New York,

4007
02:59:43,180 --> 02:59:44,180
it's like a grocery store.

4008
02:59:44,180 --> 02:59:46,180
It's like a it's like a big grocery store around here.

4009
02:59:46,180 --> 02:59:50,180
But I worked there for six months.

4010
02:59:50,180 --> 02:59:53,180
But I was deemed OK.

4011
02:59:53,180 --> 02:59:58,180
So first off, I have to tell you this story to show you why I was deemed too angry to

4012
02:59:58,180 --> 02:59:59,180
work on the front.

4013
02:59:59,180 --> 03:00:03,180
That's the reason why they told me I would never put you on the front end.

4014
03:00:03,180 --> 03:00:05,180
So they put me on the front end with shopping cart.

4015
03:00:05,180 --> 03:00:07,180
I had to do that like one time.

4016
03:00:07,180 --> 03:00:08,180
I was like, nope, never again.

4017
03:00:08,180 --> 03:00:13,180
So I mean like you were like a scanner and I was the bagger because I was sixteen.

4018
03:00:13,180 --> 03:00:16,180
OK, so they had me bagging.

4019
03:00:16,180 --> 03:00:21,180
And then like this guy comes up to my my what would you call a partner like like cashier

4020
03:00:21,180 --> 03:00:23,180
maybe just cashier cashier.

4021
03:00:23,180 --> 03:00:28,180
So he comes up to my cashier and he's like she like double scan an item by mistake.

4022
03:00:28,180 --> 03:00:29,180
You know what happens?

4023
03:00:29,180 --> 03:00:31,180
You know, you can just go into the machine and like take it out.

4024
03:00:31,180 --> 03:00:34,180
And the guy's like, I saw you double scan that whore.

4025
03:00:34,180 --> 03:00:39,180
And he just started fucking like, oh my god, awful things like fucking call her a slut,

4026
03:00:39,180 --> 03:00:43,180
a whore that she's fucking like what she's doing this because daddy isn't paying her

4027
03:00:43,180 --> 03:00:44,180
rent anymore.

4028
03:00:44,180 --> 03:00:45,180
And she's like she started like crying.

4029
03:00:45,180 --> 03:00:48,180
And I'm like, that was the last straw for that guy.

4030
03:00:48,180 --> 03:00:52,180
I wonder what had happened in his day to lead him to that point.

4031
03:00:52,180 --> 03:00:54,180
And that was just the last thing to give us.

4032
03:00:54,180 --> 03:00:55,180
You fucking cunt.

4033
03:00:55,180 --> 03:01:01,180
But like I like I talked to him like, dude, like like I was like in the bag like section.

4034
03:01:01,180 --> 03:01:03,180
I go, dude, you don't need to talk to her like that.

4035
03:01:03,180 --> 03:01:04,180
That's like, dude, calm down.

4036
03:01:04,180 --> 03:01:09,180
And he goes points his finger directly in my face like this close to my face.

4037
03:01:09,180 --> 03:01:13,180
And he goes, I wasn't talking to you, bad boy.

4038
03:01:13,180 --> 03:01:15,180
Now bag my groceries like a good little boy.

4039
03:01:15,180 --> 03:01:18,180
And I go, oh, OK.

4040
03:01:18,180 --> 03:01:22,180
So I took his fucking like 30 thing of eggs like the big like thing of eggs.

4041
03:01:22,180 --> 03:01:25,180
And I took his gallon of milk.

4042
03:01:25,180 --> 03:01:28,180
I went, there you go.

4043
03:01:28,180 --> 03:01:29,180
I fucking slide over.

4044
03:01:29,180 --> 03:01:30,180
I'm going to talk to your manager.

4045
03:01:30,180 --> 03:01:32,180
I fucking hope you do, bud.

4046
03:01:32,180 --> 03:01:36,180
And fucking then I get fucking like 15 minutes later.

4047
03:01:36,180 --> 03:01:38,180
Can you get your damn phone?

4048
03:01:38,180 --> 03:01:42,180
You know, totally.

4049
03:01:42,180 --> 03:01:44,180
Totally customer service.

4050
03:01:44,180 --> 03:01:47,180
So I walk up and my fucking boss, I think his name is Mike.

4051
03:01:47,180 --> 03:01:50,180
Mike's like sitting there doing like the finger pyramid thing.

4052
03:01:50,180 --> 03:01:54,180
He's just like, Mr. Lee, Mike, call me Tyler.

4053
03:01:54,180 --> 03:01:59,180
And he goes, OK, Tyler, he goes, what happened there?

4054
03:01:59,180 --> 03:02:02,180
And I go, I don't know what you're talking about.

4055
03:02:02,180 --> 03:02:06,180
I would just tell the truth like this fucking guy was being aggressive.

4056
03:02:06,180 --> 03:02:10,180
But then he's like, so we had a customer come up and said that you smashed all his eggs.

4057
03:02:10,180 --> 03:02:12,180
We had to recuperate him on those eggs.

4058
03:02:12,180 --> 03:02:14,180
And I'm like, OK.

4059
03:02:14,180 --> 03:02:19,180
And he goes, and he goes, so he said that you smashed his eggs.

4060
03:02:19,180 --> 03:02:24,180
And I go, he made so and so cry by yelling at her and calling her like all these terrible names.

4061
03:02:24,180 --> 03:02:30,180
He goes, I understand where you're coming from, but we can't do that type of thing here at Price Shopper.

4062
03:02:30,180 --> 03:02:31,180
And I go, uh-huh.

4063
03:02:31,180 --> 03:02:34,180
And he goes, he goes, oh, there's another reason.

4064
03:02:34,180 --> 03:02:37,180
He goes, well, we had a couple complaints about you at the front end.

4065
03:02:37,180 --> 03:02:40,180
So we're going to have you do maintenance with us.

4066
03:02:40,180 --> 03:02:41,180
And I'm like, OK.

4067
03:02:41,180 --> 03:02:47,180
But then another thing for the second story that I got a quote unquote complaint about.

4068
03:02:47,180 --> 03:02:51,180
Some guy was like, all right, I got all my shit.

4069
03:02:51,180 --> 03:02:55,180
Can I get an order of USA cigarettes?

4070
03:02:55,180 --> 03:02:57,180
And I'm like, OK.

4071
03:02:57,180 --> 03:03:01,180
And I went over and I got like the fucking blue pack because there's like 17 different packs of USA.

4072
03:03:01,180 --> 03:03:03,180
I thought you couldn't get tobacco.

4073
03:03:03,180 --> 03:03:05,180
You couldn't take them out of the thing.

4074
03:03:05,180 --> 03:03:06,180
You couldn't technically.

4075
03:03:06,180 --> 03:03:08,180
But like my cashier is like, just go get it.

4076
03:03:08,180 --> 03:03:09,180
So I'm like, OK.

4077
03:03:09,180 --> 03:03:11,180
So I went up and I got him that.

4078
03:03:11,180 --> 03:03:15,180
He's like, I feel like call the manager every time I want to get alcohol.

4079
03:03:15,180 --> 03:03:16,180
Really?

4080
03:03:16,180 --> 03:03:18,180
They were like, yeah, just go get it.

4081
03:03:18,180 --> 03:03:19,180
I'm like, OK.

4082
03:03:19,180 --> 03:03:21,180
So I went back and I got it.

4083
03:03:21,180 --> 03:03:23,180
And he's like, I didn't ask for those color.

4084
03:03:23,180 --> 03:03:26,180
I asked for USA cigarettes.

4085
03:03:26,180 --> 03:03:28,180
And I'm like, it says USA cigarettes right here.

4086
03:03:28,180 --> 03:03:31,180
And he goes, go back and get me the other pack.

4087
03:03:31,180 --> 03:03:33,180
And I go, there's four more packs.

4088
03:03:33,180 --> 03:03:36,180
He goes, you know what's what I'm talking about.

4089
03:03:36,180 --> 03:03:38,180
And I go, not really.

4090
03:03:38,180 --> 03:03:40,180
But I went back and I got him the red pack.

4091
03:03:40,180 --> 03:03:41,180
And I'm like, here.

4092
03:03:41,180 --> 03:03:44,180
And he goes, are you fucking retarded or something?

4093
03:03:44,180 --> 03:03:46,180
He goes, I want to go.

4094
03:03:46,180 --> 03:03:47,180
He wanted gold.

4095
03:03:47,180 --> 03:03:49,180
He really like, which one do you fucking want?

4096
03:03:49,180 --> 03:03:51,180
And I went back and I got gold.

4097
03:03:51,180 --> 03:03:56,180
And he just goes, oh, finally, this fucking retard finally got me the cigarettes I want.

4098
03:03:56,180 --> 03:04:00,180
Now he goes, and now I need help with my bags back to my car.

4099
03:04:00,180 --> 03:04:06,180
What's the African American population of water?

4100
03:04:06,180 --> 03:04:09,180
I'm going to bleep that out.

4101
03:04:09,180 --> 03:04:11,180
So this will take a while to edit this.

4102
03:04:11,180 --> 03:04:14,180
And then he just claps.

4103
03:04:14,180 --> 03:04:16,180
So he's like, I'm going to do it.

4104
03:04:16,180 --> 03:04:18,180
I go, I'm not going to help you because you are perfectly able.

4105
03:04:18,180 --> 03:04:20,180
And we only do that for disabled people.

4106
03:04:20,180 --> 03:04:22,180
And he just goes, I am disabled.

4107
03:04:22,180 --> 03:04:23,180
And I go, why are you disabled?

4108
03:04:23,180 --> 03:04:25,180
He goes, I have autism.

4109
03:04:25,180 --> 03:04:28,180
And I go, so do I.

4110
03:04:28,180 --> 03:04:30,180
He just goes, fuck you, man.

4111
03:04:30,180 --> 03:04:31,180
I'll do it myself.

4112
03:04:31,180 --> 03:04:32,180
And I go, good.

4113
03:04:32,180 --> 03:04:33,180
And then I got a complaint about that.

4114
03:04:33,180 --> 03:04:35,180
And then I got moved to maintenance.

4115
03:04:35,180 --> 03:04:36,180
So I'm in maintenance.

4116
03:04:36,180 --> 03:04:40,180
And I'm, drop that.

4117
03:04:40,180 --> 03:04:41,180
So I got moved to maintenance.

4118
03:04:41,180 --> 03:04:42,180
And I'm doing the shit.

4119
03:04:42,180 --> 03:04:45,180
And they always made me clean the refrigeration units, which was like the worst job.

4120
03:04:45,180 --> 03:04:50,180
Bro, you ever think about if you get stuck in the freezer?

4121
03:04:50,180 --> 03:04:51,180
Yeah.

4122
03:04:51,180 --> 03:04:54,180
So they go in the freezer and be like, what if someone shuts it?

4123
03:04:54,180 --> 03:04:56,180
What if someone fucking shuts this?

4124
03:04:56,180 --> 03:04:57,180
I can't get out.

4125
03:04:57,180 --> 03:05:03,180
So the refrigeration units at my store, there was a door at the freezer aisles and shit.

4126
03:05:03,180 --> 03:05:06,180
There was a door in between two freezer aisles.

4127
03:05:06,180 --> 03:05:09,180
And you'd have to go in and swipe off all the coils and shit.

4128
03:05:09,180 --> 03:05:14,180
And they always made me do that because it was the worst job and I was an asshole.

4129
03:05:14,180 --> 03:05:15,180
And I would be doing that.

4130
03:05:15,180 --> 03:05:16,180
And then I'd get that.

4131
03:05:16,180 --> 03:05:18,180
Come to my office, please.

4132
03:05:18,180 --> 03:05:22,180
I'm like, but that's just the refrigeration room.

4133
03:05:22,180 --> 03:05:23,180
Yeah.

4134
03:05:23,180 --> 03:05:25,180
Like there's another room that's just a freezer.

4135
03:05:25,180 --> 03:05:26,180
Yeah, that's just a freezer.

4136
03:05:26,180 --> 03:05:27,180
Yes.

4137
03:05:27,180 --> 03:05:28,180
Yeah.

4138
03:05:28,180 --> 03:05:33,180
I worked in a fucking warehouse on a fucking would wear winter gear and work in two rows

4139
03:05:33,180 --> 03:05:36,180
of a warehouse all day in zero degree temperature.

4140
03:05:36,180 --> 03:05:37,180
I don't want to hear you bitching.

4141
03:05:37,180 --> 03:05:46,180
I would have to be there to Starbucks fucking fucking coworker that looked like Santa.

4142
03:05:46,180 --> 03:05:49,180
So I was doing numbers, bro.

4143
03:05:49,180 --> 03:05:51,180
He knew how to do that job.

4144
03:05:51,180 --> 03:05:52,180
So I was like, okay.

4145
03:05:52,180 --> 03:05:56,180
So I went to the front office and they're like, he's doing the finger pyramid shit again.

4146
03:05:56,180 --> 03:05:58,180
And he just goes, Mr. Lee.

4147
03:05:58,180 --> 03:06:01,180
And I'm like, yeah, Mike, what's up, man?

4148
03:06:01,180 --> 03:06:05,180
And he just goes, so we're going to have you.

4149
03:06:05,180 --> 03:06:07,180
He did that.

4150
03:06:07,180 --> 03:06:08,180
He did that.

4151
03:06:08,180 --> 03:06:12,180
I'm going to have you clean up the beer aisle.

4152
03:06:12,180 --> 03:06:14,180
And I go, why'd I have to get cut off to the front for this?

4153
03:06:14,180 --> 03:06:15,180
You could have just sent someone back.

4154
03:06:15,180 --> 03:06:20,180
He goes, well, there was a incident that happened there.

4155
03:06:20,180 --> 03:06:25,180
And I go, what kind of incident are we talking about?

4156
03:06:25,180 --> 03:06:29,180
And he just goes, send in the A team.

4157
03:06:29,180 --> 03:06:37,180
He goes, well, somebody relief themselves in front of the beer coolers.

4158
03:06:37,180 --> 03:06:40,180
And I go, number one or number two.

4159
03:06:40,180 --> 03:06:44,180
He goes, both.

4160
03:06:44,180 --> 03:06:46,180
I go, I don't get paid enough to do this shit.

4161
03:06:46,180 --> 03:06:49,180
He goes, well, if you deny this, we can fire you.

4162
03:06:49,180 --> 03:06:51,180
I'll be like, all right, I'll do your job for you.

4163
03:06:51,180 --> 03:06:53,180
And I took off my fucking work shirt.

4164
03:06:53,180 --> 03:06:55,180
I go, I quit and I fucking threw it down.

4165
03:06:55,180 --> 03:06:56,180
Really?

4166
03:06:56,180 --> 03:06:57,180
Yeah.

4167
03:06:57,180 --> 03:06:58,180
That's for you.

4168
03:06:58,180 --> 03:07:01,180
I thought that didn't get cleaned because I didn't do it.

4169
03:07:01,180 --> 03:07:08,180
But um, so before that I never found somebody willing to do it.

4170
03:07:08,180 --> 03:07:13,180
So before that, I was in the parking lot and like at Price Chopper, you can only carry,

4171
03:07:13,180 --> 03:07:15,180
you can only push 10 carts.

4172
03:07:15,180 --> 03:07:16,180
It's like part of their fucking like thing.

4173
03:07:16,180 --> 03:07:17,180
And I had 10 carts.

4174
03:07:17,180 --> 03:07:21,180
So I'm like going through with like the stupid like winch that they have and I'm pushing

4175
03:07:21,180 --> 03:07:25,180
it back and some lady comes up and she's just like, Oh, can I put my cart here?

4176
03:07:25,180 --> 03:07:26,180
I'm like, I store policy.

4177
03:07:26,180 --> 03:07:27,180
I can only take 10 carts.

4178
03:07:27,180 --> 03:07:28,180
You can put it back in there.

4179
03:07:28,180 --> 03:07:29,180
I'll be right back out for it.

4180
03:07:29,180 --> 03:07:31,180
She's like, I'm trying to help you.

4181
03:07:31,180 --> 03:07:35,180
And I go, yeah, and I go, and I go, you're not helping me.

4182
03:07:35,180 --> 03:07:37,180
And I go, I got to do this.

4183
03:07:37,180 --> 03:07:38,180
This is, this is like store policy.

4184
03:07:38,180 --> 03:07:41,180
And she goes, goes, Oh, are you, are you trying to backstab me?

4185
03:07:41,180 --> 03:07:43,180
And I'm like, I don't give a shit lady.

4186
03:07:43,180 --> 03:07:44,180
I really don't fucking care.

4187
03:07:44,180 --> 03:07:49,180
You think I let me tell her, I'm like, do you think this guy gives a shit about anything?

4188
03:07:49,180 --> 03:07:54,180
I also had fucking piss blonde dyed hair pierced ears and painted nails at this point.

4189
03:07:54,180 --> 03:07:57,180
So I'm like, do you think this guy cares?

4190
03:07:57,180 --> 03:07:58,180
People are awful.

4191
03:07:58,180 --> 03:08:05,180
No matter what, whether it's retail or like medical, coal fields or like, yeah, whatever.

4192
03:08:05,180 --> 03:08:09,180
But I, and then like literally during the summertime, I'd like take all the things out

4193
03:08:09,180 --> 03:08:11,180
and they're like, all right, you're on carts now kid.

4194
03:08:11,180 --> 03:08:13,180
You're too angry to do anything else.

4195
03:08:13,180 --> 03:08:20,180
So I'd be sitting out there and like, and like fucking gets demoted to the fucking sewer.

4196
03:08:20,180 --> 03:08:24,180
The only thing we let this kid do is bag groceries.

4197
03:08:24,180 --> 03:08:25,180
He fucked that up.

4198
03:08:25,180 --> 03:08:27,180
He told him to clean the freezers.

4199
03:08:27,180 --> 03:08:28,180
He fucked that up.

4200
03:08:28,180 --> 03:08:30,180
So let's put him in the parking lot.

4201
03:08:30,180 --> 03:08:34,180
Let's just stick him in the sewer and fucking tell him to clean the sewer.

4202
03:08:34,180 --> 03:08:37,180
Let's just have him play in traffic out front with the carts.

4203
03:08:37,180 --> 03:08:39,180
Hopefully he'll sort himself out.

4204
03:08:39,180 --> 03:08:43,180
So I was playing with, I was doing the cart shit and like every time, because like I was

4205
03:08:43,180 --> 03:08:46,180
a fucking king at getting carts back, I'd do fucking 10 clip.

4206
03:08:46,180 --> 03:08:49,180
I'd do a 10 on a clip at a time, fucking get through that shit and just sit there.

4207
03:08:49,180 --> 03:08:54,180
I'd fucking sit in the fucking like little like fucking like, like, no, like the little,

4208
03:08:54,180 --> 03:08:59,180
the little like 10 like that shanties that they have for the cards that sit out there

4209
03:08:59,180 --> 03:09:03,180
and I'd be smoking cigarettes at 16 years old and like they fucking get one car.

4210
03:09:03,180 --> 03:09:07,180
I'd break and like it get to the point where I'd literally just take one cart back at a

4211
03:09:07,180 --> 03:09:08,180
time because that was the only ones left.

4212
03:09:08,180 --> 03:09:09,180
And then they came out.

4213
03:09:09,180 --> 03:09:11,180
They're like, what the fuck are you doing?

4214
03:09:11,180 --> 03:09:12,180
We find this.

4215
03:09:12,180 --> 03:09:18,180
What I used to, I made a Starbucks cup tower up to the ceiling one day because it was so

4216
03:09:18,180 --> 03:09:19,180
dead.

4217
03:09:19,180 --> 03:09:22,180
So I was doing that shit like they'd come out the back.

4218
03:09:22,180 --> 03:09:23,180
Are you smoking?

4219
03:09:23,180 --> 03:09:24,180
I'm like, yeah.

4220
03:09:24,180 --> 03:09:25,180
And they're like, how old are you?

4221
03:09:25,180 --> 03:09:26,180
I'm like old enough.

4222
03:09:26,180 --> 03:09:32,180
Dude, I was, that's when it started, dude.

4223
03:09:32,180 --> 03:09:35,180
I was a terrible employee on a fucking 16.

4224
03:09:35,180 --> 03:09:37,180
I've gotten better.

4225
03:09:37,180 --> 03:09:38,180
I've gotten better.

4226
03:09:38,180 --> 03:09:43,180
We should get the vests that the lot attendance where yeah, and we should just go and treat

4227
03:09:43,180 --> 03:09:44,180
people like shit.

4228
03:09:44,180 --> 03:09:51,180
Hey, listen, lady, take your fucking cart back to the front.

4229
03:09:51,180 --> 03:09:55,180
Don't complain about you.

4230
03:09:55,180 --> 03:09:58,180
I don't even fucking work here.

4231
03:09:58,180 --> 03:10:00,180
People can be awful though.

4232
03:10:00,180 --> 03:10:05,180
Like when I worked at Starbucks, one of my coworkers got like second degree burns because

4233
03:10:05,180 --> 03:10:11,180
some lady fucking was like upset with her coffee order and just threw it all over arms.

4234
03:10:11,180 --> 03:10:16,180
She got all over arms and she has like scars from it.

4235
03:10:16,180 --> 03:10:17,180
Dude, that's assault.

4236
03:10:17,180 --> 03:10:20,180
Yeah, I saw what a deadly weapon.

4237
03:10:20,180 --> 03:10:21,180
I don't know.

4238
03:10:21,180 --> 03:10:24,180
I don't know if like they were like an acid attack.

4239
03:10:24,180 --> 03:10:25,180
Oh, that's that.

4240
03:10:25,180 --> 03:10:27,180
Oh my God, that's so bad.

4241
03:10:27,180 --> 03:10:34,180
Yeah, but I was like one day like I was like cleaning the tables and now I wasn't cleaning

4242
03:10:34,180 --> 03:10:35,180
the tables.

4243
03:10:35,180 --> 03:10:39,180
The other restaurant was like responsible for cleaning the tables and I was like working

4244
03:10:39,180 --> 03:10:42,180
in the Starbucks like helping somebody and this guy comes up.

4245
03:10:42,180 --> 03:10:46,180
He's like these tables are fucking clean and like go clean these tables.

4246
03:10:46,180 --> 03:10:51,180
I'm like those are actually the the restaurant over there's tables.

4247
03:10:51,180 --> 03:10:56,180
I have to ask them and he's like I want to speak to your manager and I want the

4248
03:10:56,180 --> 03:10:57,180
tables clean out.

4249
03:10:57,180 --> 03:10:59,180
I'll be like I was like I'm sorry Bama.

4250
03:10:59,180 --> 03:11:01,180
I'm going to clean these tables for a second,

4251
03:11:03,180 --> 03:11:06,180
and no I went and clean them and she was like it's okay.

4252
03:11:06,180 --> 03:11:10,180
It's okay. He's an asshole and I went and clean the tables and the manager came

4253
03:11:10,180 --> 03:11:15,180
over and he's like what's up, sir, and he like took care of his order.

4254
03:11:15,180 --> 03:11:19,180
He's like okay, goodbye and he didn't say anything to me like the manager didn't

4255
03:11:19,180 --> 03:11:20,180
talk to me about it.

4256
03:11:21,180 --> 03:11:24,180
Dude, I spent more time in the manager's office at price shopper than I think

4257
03:11:24,180 --> 03:11:25,180
actually doing.

4258
03:11:29,180 --> 03:11:31,180
I was when I worked at Lowe's.

4259
03:11:32,180 --> 03:11:33,180
You worked at Lowe's.

4260
03:11:33,180 --> 03:11:38,180
I worked at Lowe's for two weeks and one time I just remember it was the last day

4261
03:11:38,180 --> 03:11:43,180
so they I had one week of training and then they put me on my own and I was

4262
03:11:43,180 --> 03:11:45,180
working like shitty shifts.

4263
03:11:45,180 --> 03:11:50,180
I was like six to fucking like I can't even remember like 4 p.m.

4264
03:11:50,180 --> 03:11:54,180
and it was just agonizing because they wouldn't let you sit down as a cashier

4265
03:11:54,180 --> 03:11:59,180
and I just remember the last day of my second week when I had been cleared.

4266
03:11:59,180 --> 03:12:04,180
This guy came through and he had like enough shit to build a fucking house and he

4267
03:12:04,180 --> 03:12:05,180
was just scanning.

4268
03:12:05,180 --> 03:12:10,180
I was scanning every individual little item like all these like 35 different

4269
03:12:10,180 --> 03:12:15,180
types of screws and all this shit and he's giving me fucking attitude about

4270
03:12:15,180 --> 03:12:16,180
missing it.

4271
03:12:16,180 --> 03:12:20,180
But I like some items weren't scanning so I had the manager over the manager was

4272
03:12:20,180 --> 03:12:25,180
being a dickhead to me and then they just didn't schedule me after that like

4273
03:12:25,180 --> 03:12:29,180
they were supposed to and I just never fucking I didn't do anything about it

4274
03:12:29,180 --> 03:12:34,180
and then my shopper literally cut people's hours to under 35 because they

4275
03:12:34,180 --> 03:12:36,180
didn't want to pay anybody full time.

4276
03:12:36,180 --> 03:12:41,180
You have everybody working third I think 34 hours a week just so they didn't

4277
03:12:41,180 --> 03:12:43,180
have to give anybody benefits.

4278
03:12:43,180 --> 03:12:46,180
Oh my God for me for me.

4279
03:12:46,180 --> 03:12:51,180
I mean I was full time and like I could have had benefits of I wanted them but

4280
03:12:51,180 --> 03:12:57,180
fucking I am I they just didn't they forgot to schedule me and I just didn't

4281
03:12:57,180 --> 03:12:58,180
show up.

4282
03:12:58,180 --> 03:13:02,180
I went back to my landscaping job and just never quit and then like two months

4283
03:13:02,180 --> 03:13:08,180
later they're like hey are you interested in working here or like we kind

4284
03:13:08,180 --> 03:13:12,180
of it's not technically job abandonment because it's our fault we didn't

4285
03:13:12,180 --> 03:13:15,180
schedule you but you also never quit.

4286
03:13:15,180 --> 03:13:19,180
So yeah I'd be like yeah I'm mowing a lawn right now.

4287
03:13:19,180 --> 03:13:25,180
But no you're I fucking hated my time there like I got my W to your good like

4288
03:13:25,180 --> 03:13:28,180
me I have a dream and like take me off your roster.

4289
03:13:28,180 --> 03:13:33,180
I guess like you terminate me I am I fired like yeah I had a dream I was

4290
03:13:33,180 --> 03:13:36,180
working at Starbucks and I was like aren't I a nurse.

4291
03:13:38,180 --> 03:13:42,180
What when I quit Starbucks I just didn't show up like I never told anybody I was

4292
03:13:42,180 --> 03:13:47,180
I was quitting he stopped like I just didn't show up and my manager called me

4293
03:13:47,180 --> 03:13:53,180
like two weeks later and I was on a shift at Mohawk like orientation and I

4294
03:13:53,180 --> 03:13:57,180
was like yeah no I'm not coming in like ever.

4295
03:13:59,180 --> 03:14:00,180
I was like bye.

4296
03:14:01,180 --> 03:14:07,180
Did I ever tell you that my so price server was my first job and my second job

4297
03:14:07,180 --> 03:14:10,180
was my summer job between high school and college.

4298
03:14:10,180 --> 03:14:16,180
I was a grave digger really yeah no shit yeah I dug graves for good like summer

4299
03:14:16,180 --> 03:14:20,180
there dude they'd call me and they'd be like all right we got to great they paid

4300
03:14:20,180 --> 03:14:24,180
me a hundred bucks per grave so you dig him but what's actually the worst job

4301
03:14:24,180 --> 03:14:25,180
you've ever had.

4302
03:14:26,180 --> 03:14:27,180
There is a great there.

4303
03:14:28,180 --> 03:14:35,180
What about you warehouse what you were I mean I really say I don't know but how

4304
03:14:35,180 --> 03:14:36,180
long did you work there.

4305
03:14:36,180 --> 03:14:43,180
I work there for three months and it was the most agonizing monotonous thing I

4306
03:14:43,180 --> 03:14:49,180
was making twenty five dollars an hour like it's so hard to leave because I was

4307
03:14:49,180 --> 03:14:53,180
just like fuck I'm just going to work one more week and then I'll fucking go

4308
03:14:53,180 --> 03:14:55,180
does Jeff Bezos own the company.

4309
03:14:57,180 --> 03:15:01,180
Actually I don't know who the owner it's Fortune 500 though it supplies massive

4310
03:15:01,180 --> 03:15:02,180
fast food chains.

4311
03:15:02,180 --> 03:15:08,180
What about you what's the worst job you know it's not I had this job doing it

4312
03:15:08,180 --> 03:15:11,180
was like oh the fucking the organ job.

4313
03:15:11,180 --> 03:15:15,180
Oh Jesus yeah that's all you were flying did you sit talk about that on the

4314
03:15:15,180 --> 03:15:19,180
podcast yeah he did no he talked about that on the on the ambulance no he's

4315
03:15:19,180 --> 03:15:23,180
talking about it here too yeah because they get freaked me out what is it he

4316
03:15:23,180 --> 03:15:29,180
would like to I was the job most the job so it was organ procurement but it was

4317
03:15:29,180 --> 03:15:34,180
like not the one where they keep like the body alive to get like the harvest

4318
03:15:34,180 --> 03:15:38,180
the organs it was the secondary stuff that like you can wait 24 hours in the

4319
03:15:38,180 --> 03:15:40,180
morgue to get got to like skin.

4320
03:15:40,180 --> 03:15:44,180
Oh yeah yeah you did you did talk about this I remember it now it was brutal

4321
03:15:44,180 --> 03:15:49,180
yeah and by this by the second one I was like yeah no I'm good like on this like

4322
03:15:49,180 --> 03:15:52,180
and then they're like oh well you know we still need somebody like work around

4323
03:15:52,180 --> 03:15:57,180
the office and stuff but yeah no that was by far the absolute worst job ever

4324
03:15:57,180 --> 03:16:02,180
there's nothing clinical about it it was just like you felt a little vulture yeah

4325
03:16:02,180 --> 03:16:05,180
yeah and it's like you could tell like even the like nurses and stuff like

4326
03:16:05,180 --> 03:16:10,180
treated you like you guys done yet like get out of here like you guys fucking

4327
03:16:10,180 --> 03:16:15,180
are you treated like like a third-rate citizen kind of yeah you're doing dirty

4328
03:16:15,180 --> 03:16:20,180
it was nasty dirty deeds done dirt cheap dude yeah paid by the part they pulled

4329
03:16:20,180 --> 03:16:25,180
really really that's fucked you got commission on it.

4330
03:16:25,180 --> 03:16:31,180
You got commission on body parts math I was like fucking terrible we sure got

4331
03:16:31,180 --> 03:16:39,180
commission on bodies at the fucking ambulance company do the worst before

4332
03:16:39,180 --> 03:16:45,180
but it was they took this guy's it's really brutal when they take the iliac

4333
03:16:45,180 --> 03:16:51,180
crest oh fuck he talked about this one time and I was like I always remember it

4334
03:16:51,180 --> 03:16:55,180
yeah and they for some reason that's like a part that people need I think

4335
03:16:55,180 --> 03:16:59,180
either would like hip replacements or something maybe reason yes it's just yeah

4336
03:16:59,180 --> 03:17:03,180
I don't know why you need the iliac crest but um dude don't they use like a

4337
03:17:03,180 --> 03:17:09,180
bun saw for that no dude they use a chisel literally a flat chisel and a metal

4338
03:17:09,180 --> 03:17:14,180
hammer right so they pull all the bones and the legs right and it was just like

4339
03:17:14,180 --> 03:17:17,180
a production line right like somebody pulls them out there's like a sterile

4340
03:17:17,180 --> 03:17:22,180
area and they get tested on like that's gonna fuck with your head how many germs

4341
03:17:22,180 --> 03:17:26,180
dude it fucked me up for I was real fucked up for a couple weeks and then

4342
03:17:26,180 --> 03:17:32,180
like just kind of fucked up for like probably you end up even getting that job

4343
03:17:32,180 --> 03:17:35,180
why did you just because the credential that I had it was like one of the things

4344
03:17:35,180 --> 03:17:38,180
they listed in like the indeed thing they're like okay people who have this

4345
03:17:38,180 --> 03:17:44,180
credential all right yeah mt experience yeah yeah so I'm like oh that might be

4346
03:17:44,180 --> 03:17:47,180
something different and they said oh you can make a hundred thousand dollars a

4347
03:17:47,180 --> 03:17:51,180
year it's like once you do the math no you can you'd have to like live in like

4348
03:17:51,180 --> 03:17:55,180
the operating room with dead bodies so how long was it before you like quit oh

4349
03:17:55,180 --> 03:18:03,180
I said the second second day it felt so dirty right dude all right you just got

4350
03:18:03,180 --> 03:18:06,180
to get that's got to be depressing you've got to have such a you're just

4351
03:18:06,180 --> 03:18:15,180
in a question on life but sharing bodies piecing bodies apart everyone who does

4352
03:18:15,180 --> 03:18:20,180
that isn't like super fucked up right some people love tattoos of it what would

4353
03:18:20,180 --> 03:18:25,180
you tattoo about that just love it you belong in a fucking sanitarium yeah

4354
03:18:25,180 --> 03:18:33,180
Jesus Christ so the worst job I ever had was at a library oh I know how you paid

4355
03:18:33,180 --> 03:18:38,180
them back because you're upset well it was just awful you had to like learn

4356
03:18:38,180 --> 03:18:43,180
the Dewey Despo system you took that out of the pot what you took the story out

4357
03:18:43,180 --> 03:18:49,180
of the podcast I cut it out yeah why it was a hilarious story embarrassing yeah

4358
03:18:49,180 --> 03:18:54,180
I you kept my and Frank shit in well you so I hear this I want to hear this

4359
03:18:54,180 --> 03:19:07,180
you're here no I wasn't he the podcast I but just real quick cases in so I

4360
03:19:07,180 --> 03:19:12,180
met status in in in in in in just a real quick thing the gravedigger job was

4361
03:19:12,180 --> 03:19:16,180
probably one of my favorite jobs I ever had yeah I thought you said that is

4362
03:19:16,180 --> 03:19:21,180
not mean that's morbid but that's not nearly fucking yeah I was gonna say you

4363
03:19:21,180 --> 03:19:25,180
could maybe do it that too like that sounds like a pretty cool job dab as a

4364
03:19:25,180 --> 03:19:29,180
kid actually dude a hundred bucks per fucking grave and I do two graves at

4365
03:19:29,180 --> 03:19:34,180
night sometimes so actually I did I did four graves one night I got 400 bucks

4366
03:19:34,180 --> 03:19:39,180
yeah and then equipment we did a backhoe to get like the initial stuff out

4367
03:19:39,180 --> 03:19:55,780
like some horror movie trailer just downpouring 18 year old me just shoveling

4368
03:19:55,780 --> 03:19:59,940
a fucking grave but the thing was we do a backhoe first we'd get like the

4369
03:19:59,940 --> 03:20:03,100
initial shit out then we have to square it off with shovels and then at the

4370
03:20:03,100 --> 03:20:06,660
bottom we had to we had to get like a shit like we had to you know use like

4371
03:20:06,660 --> 03:20:10,460
this we had like a stick that was like six feet so we'd have to like do that

4372
03:20:10,460 --> 03:20:14,140
and we'd get to the bottom at no point did you stand in the grave oh I stood in

4373
03:20:14,140 --> 03:20:17,660
the grave yeah like you got into the bottom of the grave and then you had to

4374
03:20:17,660 --> 03:20:20,660
dig out and then you had to make it flat so you took like one of like the dirt

4375
03:20:20,660 --> 03:20:24,820
flatteners yeah and you stamped it out and then after you stamped it out you'd

4376
03:20:24,820 --> 03:20:28,620
get it like a ladder and somebody would would help you out but my first grave

4377
03:20:28,620 --> 03:20:33,100
because it's the initiation thing they after you're done with the grave and

4378
03:20:33,100 --> 03:20:40,540
they get you run away no no no they kick you into the hole I'm tired of this

4379
03:20:40,540 --> 03:20:44,820
grandpa and then they say they leave you there for like 30 minutes just in a

4380
03:20:44,820 --> 03:20:48,580
grave and then they come back they're like initiation buddy I would have a

4381
03:20:48,580 --> 03:20:54,460
panic attack that would be a trigger I'd be like now if there's an open ceiling I

4382
03:20:54,460 --> 03:20:58,140
guess I mean if I was able to I mean honestly I would probably freak out

4383
03:20:58,140 --> 03:21:02,820
enough that I'd be able to I mean they're only six feet deep how much how

4384
03:21:02,820 --> 03:21:07,500
much to sleep in one in a sleeping bag for a night oh I did that for free I've

4385
03:21:07,500 --> 03:21:12,020
slept in for free oh did I ever did I ever tell you guys about my drunk

4386
03:21:12,020 --> 03:21:17,520
cemetery stories that this will be quick yeah I know we're yeah we're going over

4387
03:21:17,520 --> 03:21:24,180
here but I um so one night I just got super drunk and we were walking from my

4388
03:21:24,180 --> 03:21:28,620
buddy's house my buddy lives like three quarters of a mile away not a long walk

4389
03:21:28,620 --> 03:21:32,380
it's a summer night so like fuck it we way too drunk to drive let's walk over

4390
03:21:32,380 --> 03:21:36,740
to my house we'll pick up some beer on the way and we'll keep drinking because

4391
03:21:36,740 --> 03:21:40,580
that was a good idea but we went over and then I don't know how we just ended

4392
03:21:40,580 --> 03:21:45,980
up like I just get these I don't do this anymore but when I used to get super

4393
03:21:45,980 --> 03:21:49,780
fucked up I'd just be like I'm just gonna like fuck with him somehow and I

4394
03:21:49,780 --> 03:21:53,060
just like one point I just booked down the street and my guys like they're like

4395
03:21:53,060 --> 03:21:57,660
oh fuck Alex is running away like let's go get him like it wasn't like Alex like

4396
03:21:57,660 --> 03:22:02,580
they weren't actually concerned about me and I just walked into the graveyard

4397
03:22:02,580 --> 03:22:06,140
that was across from my old apartment and I sat behind a gravestone and

4398
03:22:06,140 --> 03:22:10,340
they're like they looked for me for a little bit and I was arched my my back

4399
03:22:10,340 --> 03:22:13,620
arched right up against one of like the bigger headstones there and with how

4400
03:22:13,620 --> 03:22:17,220
dark it was you never would have been able to see me so I was pretty much

4401
03:22:17,220 --> 03:22:21,900
undetectable and my my buddy was too pussy to go into the graveyard and then

4402
03:22:21,900 --> 03:22:24,460
my other boys are alright let's just go get the beer at the gas station at the

4403
03:22:24,460 --> 03:22:27,740
corner we'll come back and we'll get them like joke will be over by then I

4404
03:22:27,740 --> 03:22:32,140
guess but I like I was getting cozy and I was all drunk and not like in my feels

4405
03:22:32,140 --> 03:22:35,260
or anything but I was like this is pretty fucking wild like the skies got a

4406
03:22:35,260 --> 03:22:40,940
bunch of stars and shit I just slept in the graveyard I woke up hung over as

4407
03:22:40,940 --> 03:22:46,180
fuck on this thing as soon as the Sun came up and there's this elderly woman

4408
03:22:46,180 --> 03:22:50,980
who just was walking a dog through to visit her husband who was like seven

4409
03:22:50,980 --> 03:22:55,620
headstones in front of me and she's like I just remember I woke up to her

4410
03:22:55,620 --> 03:23:05,180
footsteps and I was like and the look she gave me she's like did you sleep

4411
03:23:05,180 --> 03:23:12,620
oh my god and I just had so many missed phone calls from like my roommates the

4412
03:23:12,620 --> 03:23:16,100
house I came from and they're like did you ever make it home because they went

4413
03:23:16,100 --> 03:23:19,780
into my house and party there for like two hours of my roommates and like oh

4414
03:23:19,780 --> 03:23:24,500
yeah Alex like hit in the cemetery then I woke up and my one roommates like dude

4415
03:23:24,500 --> 03:23:28,780
you're covered in fucking dirt like what the fuck are you doing that wasn't the

4416
03:23:28,780 --> 03:23:33,220
only time that happened too oh that means the last time I truly got like

4417
03:23:33,220 --> 03:23:38,940
super fucking fucked up was when I called their group chat and I was on the

4418
03:23:38,940 --> 03:23:44,100
phone with Casey and I was just like already three sheets to the wind what and

4419
03:23:44,100 --> 03:23:47,940
I was cutting remember when I was like walking in traffic at like yeah o'clock

4420
03:23:47,940 --> 03:23:52,380
at night yeah yeah it was bad and I was just I was taking shortcuts through

4421
03:23:52,380 --> 03:23:58,340
cemeteries and it was just like yelling I don't know why drunk me likes cemeteries

4422
03:23:58,340 --> 03:24:05,820
he likes hanging out it's on the floor I think you know one time I rode my

4423
03:24:05,820 --> 03:24:10,660
motorcycle I was just riding along take us into the end here then all right quick

4424
03:24:10,660 --> 03:24:16,500
story for the end I was riding my motorcycle past the cemetery where I

4425
03:24:16,500 --> 03:24:20,340
knew my grandfather was buried yeah and I never met my grandfather right so I'm

4426
03:24:20,340 --> 03:24:24,940
like yeah the gates open let me just let me just ride up here real quick and see

4427
03:24:24,940 --> 03:24:30,060
what's up you know maybe I can find it first gravestone I stopped that was his

4428
03:24:30,060 --> 03:24:34,820
really first one there's hundreds hundreds I pulled my motorcycle over

4429
03:24:34,820 --> 03:24:39,500
stopped it's the very first one I walked up to that's pretty I called my mom and

4430
03:24:39,500 --> 03:24:42,620
I'm like and she told me exactly where it was I'm like well yeah I mean it's

4431
03:24:42,620 --> 03:24:46,540
got his name on it but yeah I was just like I was beside myself like what are

4432
03:24:46,540 --> 03:24:50,300
you you was like no it's gotta be a different like what are the chances

4433
03:24:50,300 --> 03:24:57,020
yeah so I hadn't seen my grandpa since my grandma's funeral last year and I

4434
03:24:57,020 --> 03:25:02,780
played a song at my grandma's funeral and when I pulled up to my grandpa's

4435
03:25:02,780 --> 03:25:07,180
nursing home last week the same song came on the radio just says I pulled up

4436
03:25:07,180 --> 03:25:14,180
and I was like oh shit it's crazy these things you know there's something to it

4437
03:25:14,180 --> 03:25:17,660
man I just remember there was actually one time and I'm sure Tyler will be

4438
03:25:17,660 --> 03:25:21,820
happy about this sorry super quick one no but my dad made this sounds so

4439
03:25:21,820 --> 03:25:26,500
terrible but my grandfather was on hospice care from like really bad al's

4440
03:25:26,500 --> 03:25:32,100
big hoppice by the way I want to get Leroy on this bucket yes yes but um my

4441
03:25:32,100 --> 03:25:37,060
dad who like always made CDs and shit like great taste in music made his

4442
03:25:37,060 --> 03:25:42,660
own like mixtape I guess for my grandfather's death that sounds I mean

4443
03:25:42,660 --> 03:25:46,860
it sounds fucked up but like we knew he was really bad on hospice then we're

4444
03:25:46,860 --> 03:25:50,860
just it wasn't like at the point of like letting him go like he was still like on

4445
03:25:50,860 --> 03:25:54,140
not life support or anything but he was on comfort measures but you knew what

4446
03:25:54,140 --> 03:26:00,180
was gonna be that night and my dad put the last song on the CD was Piper to the

4447
03:26:00,180 --> 03:26:06,180
end by Mark Knopfler which is like the Scottish song and he died at like the

4448
03:26:06,180 --> 03:26:12,980
last beat and then after Mark Knopfler from the Dire Straits yes yeah I had a

4449
03:26:12,980 --> 03:26:16,500
patient with the headband and like the balding the other day that was just

4450
03:26:16,500 --> 03:26:22,500
drunk or overdosed like kind of on heroin and he looked exactly like I go

4451
03:26:22,500 --> 03:26:29,300
look that's Mark Knopfler and I pulled up a picture of them and my the other nurse was like oh shit it is

4452
03:26:29,300 --> 03:26:33,060
I just remember though it was so bizarre though because I hadn't heard that song

4453
03:26:33,060 --> 03:26:36,340
in so long I forgot about the name of it like that happened when I was pretty

4454
03:26:36,340 --> 03:26:40,580
young and then just one day I was just I was on Spotify listening to just like

4455
03:26:40,580 --> 03:26:46,300
random shuffle like and I just for some reason that song that it popped in my

4456
03:26:46,300 --> 03:26:51,020
head I'm like I just I can't remember what song it was I'm like I kind of want

4457
03:26:51,020 --> 03:26:54,100
to listen to it like I just like it just popped in my head I'm like oh my

4458
03:26:54,100 --> 03:26:59,620
grandpa died to this song and I shit you not it came on shuffle on Spotify like

4459
03:26:59,620 --> 03:27:04,900
not a song I had on my phone but it was just like on shuffle play like song

4460
03:27:04,900 --> 03:27:10,580
suggested and I was like what the fuck what are the chances yeah like that is

4461
03:27:10,580 --> 03:27:17,220
nuts but and I just just to end it off on that unlike the weird coincidence type

4462
03:27:17,220 --> 03:27:21,860
things because everybody else gave one so I guess I'll give one my my

4463
03:27:21,860 --> 03:27:26,380
grandmother who died of brand cancer but like my grandfather was by her side like

4464
03:27:26,380 --> 03:27:31,780
24 hours every single day for like fucking like a year and then the one

4465
03:27:31,780 --> 03:27:35,980
time that he went to his own bed to sleep it was that night that you passed

4466
03:27:35,980 --> 03:27:42,740
yeah but like the thing is like if like like if you're like a spiritual person

4467
03:27:42,740 --> 03:27:46,780
like she knew that he went there and she just didn't want to die in front of him

4468
03:27:46,780 --> 03:27:50,060
type thing I think and like if she had the choice she's like I just I don't

4469
03:27:50,060 --> 03:27:57,300
want to die in front of them type thing so well not depressing no I think this

4470
03:27:57,300 --> 03:28:02,100
is a good episode of I'm talking podcasts to show our stuff and promote

4471
03:28:02,100 --> 03:28:07,820
you know I mean yeah yeah sadness you get a fucking game show you get a

4472
03:28:07,820 --> 03:28:16,180
game review semi all right let's throw this episode like us on Facebook we have

4473
03:28:16,180 --> 03:28:24,260
a page now untitled podcast on YouTube like I'm title podcast untitled podcast

4474
03:28:24,260 --> 03:28:32,620
73 at gmail.com email us say yes well think any such as a tits and dicks the

4475
03:28:32,620 --> 03:28:41,500
bigger the aerial is greater the response the smaller the cock all right

4476
03:28:41,500 --> 03:29:02,020
as always take care of each other yeah have a good night folks for all we know

4477
03:29:02,020 --> 03:29:07,220
robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know have

4478
03:29:07,220 --> 03:29:14,780
you ever been a cyborg or a robot you think we were the first ones to inhabit

4479
03:29:14,780 --> 03:29:23,780
this planet fuck no no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are

4480
03:29:23,780 --> 03:29:29,500
there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts extended episode

4481
03:29:29,500 --> 03:29:33,820
where the fuck did the pyramids come from where the fuck did Stonehenge come

4482
03:29:33,820 --> 03:29:37,620
from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

4483
03:29:37,620 --> 03:29:45,900
already born babies and sell them to the Chinese aliens somewhere in China

4484
03:29:45,900 --> 03:29:50,340
some days what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet

4485
03:29:50,340 --> 03:29:59,860
tall okay then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens

4486
03:29:59,860 --> 03:30:04,260
I do not negotiate with

4487
03:30:04,260 --> 03:30:30,500
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel

4488
03:30:30,500 --> 03:30:36,020
bump bump bump nothing they're fucking gone I've seen it happen I think that

4489
03:30:36,020 --> 03:30:44,620
the government has taken it to the next level with the birds they know what

4490
03:30:44,620 --> 03:30:48,460
birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise

4491
03:30:48,460 --> 03:30:52,180
and they are gonna make them so fucking real they're gonna sink money into them

4492
03:30:52,180 --> 03:31:04,100
they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're gonna be able to convince you that thing is fucking real

4493
03:31:04,100 --> 03:31:33,340
which by the way big brother is the overlord

4494
03:31:34,100 --> 03:31:49,580
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay I'm not fucking lying

4495
03:31:49,580 --> 03:31:55,460
it's fucking real okay look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit

4496
03:31:55,460 --> 03:31:59,820
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the whole he says

4497
03:31:59,820 --> 03:32:05,020
that he was doing it just to survive but he's fucking love you have a great fucking time

4498
03:32:05,020 --> 03:32:10,740
George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking doing this shit

4499
03:32:10,740 --> 03:32:14,900
George Soros is fucking evil he's the actual fucking leader for all this shit

4500
03:32:14,900 --> 03:32:17,900
he's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit

4501
03:32:17,900 --> 03:32:20,380
just don't fucking get it okay everybody's like

4502
03:32:20,380 --> 03:32:25,300
Donald Trump the fucking word person out there fucking ruff right? Fuck Trump

4503
03:32:25,300 --> 03:32:30,340
he's not the actual fucking leader it's George Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk

4504
03:32:30,340 --> 03:32:34,260
it's everyone out there everybody's like

4505
03:32:34,260 --> 03:32:39,380
everybody's saying Elon Musk is so cool he made like a play for the people

4506
03:32:39,380 --> 03:32:45,060
the actual government is just crying the actual true government which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis

4507
03:32:45,060 --> 03:32:47,540
and they're actually the ones that are just sort of fucking all over

4508
03:32:47,540 --> 03:32:50,260
the clear politicians are paid off by the fucking Bill Gates

4509
03:32:50,260 --> 03:32:57,380
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