For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
Ok?
I'm talking to a sawdust.
They have dread, they're super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with terrorists.
I do not listen to this.
Run!
I don't want a lot for Christmas.
There is just one thing I need.
I don't care about the presents.
I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own More than you could ever know
May my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you
Welcome! Merry Christmas motherfuckers!
Merry Christmas to all the true believers out there, Happy Hanukkah to the non-believers in Jesus Christ, and Happy Leave Erickson Day to Leave Erickson Appreciates
Happy Yom Kippur!
I thought that was a good introduction. Alright, I'm Casey. I'm here with your three favorite guests, Dan Tyler and Ali Mack.
God damn right.
Yo, what up?
Hello!
What the fuck is that?
That's my fucking...
Don't worry about it. We fixed it.
What is it though?
It's my vibrator.
No, it's not. That's my...
Dude, you just accepted that at face value?
It's my fucking tile. I was trying to find my phone and it didn't even though it's in the same pocket as it.
Oh, I have one of those.
So, you know how Kanye West says his biggest regret is never being able to see himself live?
No, he said that?
Yeah, he said that. But if Kanye gets Alzheimer's, he can finally see himself perform live.
Oh, yeah.
Pretty sick.
People just watch a recording of it though.
Yeah, that's not the same.
Or he could like...
Yeah, I actually know. He still could not see himself live.
Oh, he could get a Kanye hologram like Tupac did.
Yeah, but that's watching a Kanye hologram.
They should make a Kanye hologram of...
Apparently, it's a game called Sex with Hitler.
Not just one, but two.
There's a sequel?
Yeah, there's a sequel.
He's looking at the page of Sex with Hitler.
And it's saying Kanye West.
The long awaited sequel.
Does Kanye play that?
I bet he does.
Back by popular demand.
Hitler was a cool, pretty cool guy.
Germany had a cool leader at one point.
Germany had a really cool leader at one point.
So what crazy shit did Kanye say this week?
Let me just see Kanye News.
I'm surprised he's not in a straight jacket.
I'm surprised I'm not in a straight jacket. Let's be real.
Can't believe just fucking crisis didn't walk in on our...
Anti-Semitic attacker yells,
Kanye 2024 in Central Park attack against the Jews.
Wow.
Oh my God.
Great.
Fantastic.
The Jews is a way to describe the Jews,
but I think it's like the tone that makes it anti-Semitic.
Like if you're like, and the Jews, or the Jews.
I'm just gonna go off a hunch here.
I think we're gonna get canceled this podcast
with just the start we're getting off to.
Oh no, if we got canceled.
If we were gonna get canceled, we said something.
We went into Hitler before we introduced ourselves.
If we wanted to get canceled and started talking about,
since it's Christmas, who killed Jesus?
We're not gonna get into that.
Whoever they are.
Those who shall not be named.
Who here celebrates Christmas?
Absolutely. Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior was born,
not on Christmas day of December 25th, but sometime in April.
But we took the holiday from the filthy pagans.
So yeah, there's that.
Pagan ritual.
Yeah, they were trying to do some weird pagan shit,
and we were just like, fuck that.
We're gonna take their holiday and make it our own.
Do you celebrate Christmas, Selling Mac?
Yes, I do. The Coca-Cola holiday.
Oh, not the Jesus part?
I'll sell, I put a tree up.
Does that mean it's a...
Always remember the true spirit of Christmas.
Oh Jesus!
Thank you.
God bless your soul.
Are you okay?
Like I said the word Christmas and you fucking lost your fucking mind.
I just feel so blessed to be here.
God damn right.
I don't like saying God bless you because I like to keep it secular with my sneezes.
All right there, fuckhead.
KC the atheist comes back again.
Why don't we start saying God bless you and start saying...
Actually, I know the reason why.
One nation under God.
Because people back in the day when they were like, God bless you,
it's because they thought sneezing was actually a demon coming out of you.
So if you said God bless you, the demon couldn't go back in.
I think back in the day they thought that like viruses and illness was demons.
Who says they're not?
Who says they're not? Right?
Exactly.
Yeah, they very well could be.
We really gotta do that fucking rake expedition.
Oh my God, dude.
The rake.
The kid that...
I gotta get a little closer to this.
The kid that told me that story.
Did he listen to the podcast?
No, and I asked him to come on the podcast and he absolutely refused
because we were having a conversation about how he actually thinks that viruses are actually demons.
Dude, I would love to have a conversation.
He's like, they have never isolated a virus.
It's looking up. It's never been done.
I'm like, dude, look, I'm doing this podcast.
Have you ever seen a virus like under a microscope?
It's fucking terrifying.
A virus?
Yeah, dude, it's gotta be an electron microscope.
Why do you refuse to come on the podcast?
So I'm like, dude, this is great information.
Me and my friends do this podcast.
It'd be great if you came on.
This is really entertaining.
He's like, entertaining?
This isn't supposed to be entertaining.
I'm having a real conversation with you about serious stuff
and I'm just gonna put it out there for people to make money off of?
This is a privilege.
Wow, yeah, that's crazy.
It's a demon. It's a microscopic demon.
What virus is that?
That's just a random...
A lot of viruses look like that.
It's either a fucking demon or a fucking alien parasite.
Yeah.
So what, did this kid just fucking run away after we had this conversation with him?
You're like, oh, you want to be on the podcast?
He's like, no!
And I was doing something while I was listening to this rant.
And he's like, look, dude, I'm gonna need you to kind of stop doing what you're doing
because you sound distracted.
And I really need you to pay attention.
I'm like, okay, I'll shut off Flight Simulator, bro.
You're preaching here.
The crazy fucking thing about viruses, though,
is that they inject their DNA into your cells
and that's what actually makes you sick.
What if, I had this theory,
what if we already had, we got to the highest levels of technology
and that's remnants of the last World War that destroyed humanity.
Oh, the biological weapons and shit?
Yeah.
So did you ever hear of the Great Reset theory?
Not the new one, but the old one that already happened?
So the old Great Reset is that if you actually look at some dinosaur bones,
they have things that kind of look like microchips and shit in them.
It's fucking really weird.
And there's also remnants of weird technology that's from the B.C. times.
And you look at it and you're like, it's found fucking fossilized and shit.
And they're like, what if it's a constant thing
where we literally bomb ourselves into not remembering our own history
and we just start over, over and over and over and over and over again?
What if we're like the seventh or the sixth
or even the second fucking going through?
What if the moon?
I feel like there would have to be more concrete evidence.
No, but what if the moon was the original Earth?
What if the moon was some ancient Elon Musk's idea,
let's inhabit outer space, and he made the moon?
Like a Death Star type thing?
They broke it off of Earth.
So you hear about Elon Musk and his private jet,
people are tracking him live,
and then he banned the Twitter account that is broadcasting
where his flight is at all times.
Although he says, I support freedom of speech,
but I'm just going to ban this account, even though it was never banned.
So that's like the thing, though, is fucking having somebody be doxed,
freedom of speech, because technically,
if you're a freedom of speech absolutist,
doxing somebody is still freedom of speech,
and it's not technically a crime.
It's just a really shitty thing to do.
Kind of like what Kanye's doing.
Freedom of speech is just a shitty thing to say.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think you should be following people around.
Because what if it was a girl?
Like just say it was a random pretty girl.
Oh, fucking, like I saw this fucking thing,
like a comedian, I think it was, and I saw like a thing of it.
And like he took his nephew out on like the town and stuff,
and like some lady came up to him,
and she was just like, oh, look at, is this your son?
He's like, oh, no, it's my nephew.
She goes, oh, you better save him when he turns 18.
I'm coming back for him.
Like, oh, he's so cute, blah, blah, blah, and ran away.
And he goes, now hold on a second, because everybody's like, okay, that's normal.
What if an older man went up to a five-year-old girl and went,
hey, you're real cute.
I'm going to come back for you in 18 years.
That would be a problem.
Like that's like a double standard though type thing.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like it's fucking like weird.
Well, generally, generally women are being arrested for sex crimes.
I think that's why it's not creepy.
Even with like domestic violence and stuff,
usually women don't get charged and people don't take men seriously about it.
Johnny Depp.
Yeah.
Johnny Depp.
Did he really get like, she like chopped his finger off or something?
Yeah, she chopped his finger off.
Yeah.
Was it that bad though?
Yes.
Do you ever see pictures of it?
Like fucking Amber.
No, I kind of want to see the picture.
Amber Heard.
Pull that up, Jamie.
All right, let's see here.
I think the Amber Heard case got a lot of media attention though.
He's a celebrity though.
Where are you?
Why are you all the way over there?
He's playing with the electrical box.
Shut your podcast down.
When you get like a supermodel looking celebrity chick and her significant others claiming that she's shit in the bed,
that's pretty, that's going to get some attention.
I'm like, man, these celebrities play dirty.
Dude, there's so many fucking censored pictures.
I can't find like an actual one.
So Johnny Depp on a stretcher is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen.
He looks like a fucking random bum that we'd pick up on the fucking street.
Is that really him?
That's really Johnny Depp.
No way.
With the sunglasses on?
With the sunglasses on.
Jeez.
He looks like a rock star even on a stretcher.
He's like, yeah, man, I'm on a stretcher.
I can only just imagine being like attacking a hospital.
I can't find an uncensored picture of it.
Being like, who is this guy?
Oh, that's Jonathan.
Jonathan who?
Jonathan Depp?
Yeah.
You may have heard of him before.
Wait, that guy?
Like, no, he just came off the street corner.
That's not Johnny Depp.
Oh my God, you got a Jesus candle too.
It is getting far too secular.
I'm going to snuff that flame out.
You snuff that flame out.
Figuratively, I'm literally.
Snuffing out this in your fucking eye.
You got Frankincense, the Jesus candle.
These are good.
Y'all better be.
If you're not a Christian, I'm going to stab you in the face.
That's for real.
I think I should try, me and Tyler, we should try going to church together.
We'll talk about it on the podcast.
Dude, you can come to.
A live podcast out of the church.
You can come to St. Michael's Church with me.
They always welcome new people, even people who are not that.
You just can't receive communion.
I don't know what communion is.
Not communion or nothing.
That's the thing where you have to eat the fucking bread.
They give you a cracker.
It's the body of Christ.
I'm going to drink all of his blood next time I go there.
It's the body of Christ.
Funny story.
I was at my grandmother's funeral and it was a Catholic in a Catholic church.
Which one?
In Waterville.
Oh, Maculharmery.
That was my old denomination.
I've never done communion before and they have the fake bread tablets.
I was the first person the priest came up to and I opened my mouth because that's what
I saw on TV.
And he was like, put your hand out.
And I was like, yeah.
And everybody else was like, and I was like, yeah, give me the fucking thing.
I just ate it.
I was like, oh my God, so embarrassing.
So technically you're not supposed to be able to get communion unless you are a Catholic
and you've received your first communion.
Also, if you haven't been to reconciliation to reconcile your sins, at least in the Catholic
church, you're not supposed to be able to get communion because you're not in sound.
So I'm shunned because I'm an atheist piece of shit that's going to hell.
Because you ate a cracker and you took a sip of wine.
You're going to hell, buddy.
No, I did get communion, I guess.
No, you got first communion?
No, first communion is different.
No, no, no, no.
You got to go through like the whole thing.
So first you got to get baptized and then after you get back, you can go through it
as an adult too.
I just try to make it complicated.
I got baptized when I was a baby.
So you are a child of God even though you don't accept it.
Okay.
Not Catholic.
So yeah, you're a child of God.
It's not like he made the fucking choice, Tyler.
That wasn't even like a consent thing.
So that's the thing.
I never consented to have my fucking foreskin removed.
I never consented to being born.
So baptism is something that your parents didn't know you.
Fuckin' dick cheese.
We'll talk about that later.
You become a...
No, foreskin.
You become a full member of the church when you can get confirmed and that's when you
choose it yourself.
Confirmation is basically you saying that, yes, I want to be a member of the church.
And you finally get like your full like church membership.
Is that like a bar mitzvah for Jewish people?
Kinda.
Like you go to Sunday school for like two years and then you go through your confirmation
rights and then the bishop like blesses you with holy oil and shit and you become part
of the church like in whole.
Like baptism is like you're born and like your family wants to absolve you of original
sin.
First communion is the next step.
Actually, reconciliation is the second step.
Then first communion.
And then after that you can do reconciliation like as many times as you want.
That's what I used to do in church.
That and I used to draw a lot of pictures.
We should all go to church.
Wait, so Tyler, I have an honest question for you.
So let's say I'm the last guy in the fucking I don't know concession line or whatever you
keep calling it in the church.
Yes, yes, the concession line.
But if I was the last guy up there and the guy handed me the glass of wine and I just
slammed that fucker, do you think I would get kicked out or there would be like a thunderous
uproar of like praise the Lord, he's filled with his blood.
Depends on what denomination.
What if I smoke to join it?
God created this.
You can't kick me out.
So it depends on what the nomination in the Catholic Church you might get kicked your
ass kicked by a priest.
The priest might blame Pentecostal is the ones that would be like the prize.
Jesus, he's got the Holy Spirit.
He got the Holy Ghost.
He's got the Holy Ghost.
I care this young boy's legs and a part of the cancer out of them.
And then the Lord said, what religion is the most fun?
Probably atheism.
Probably Baptists because those motherfuckers jazzy is motherfuckers on the planet.
Jazzy.
Oh yeah.
There's like they're the ones that are just like, thank you.
And like there's like, oh yeah.
I don't want any of that.
I think there's like, there's some good aspects, you know, to church and religion.
Hold on a second.
There really are.
And I know we talked about this and like maybe we should pick another road to go down.
But, you know, but what one is going to allow me, I kind of want to have my cake and eat
it too.
I figured it's Christmas time.
So let's trash.
I want all the good things.
I want the premarital sex.
I want to be able to do drugs, but I want to feel like, you know, I'm going to be saved.
So, okay.
All right.
Take your time.
I want to be in remorselessly, but exactly.
I got, I got a video for you folks.
And then we got to know.
Yes.
I've seen this before.
This is a great video.
No.
So there's a Facebook page that just, yeah, the death metal.
What church is that?
That's Pentecostal.
No way.
Yeah.
So there's a Facebook page that just makes that video with just a ton of different death
metal videos.
Oh my God.
Dude, these people are dead serious though.
That wasn't, that's not the song that they played in real life.
That's like, but those motherfuckers, I think those motherfuckers are hacks.
Do you believe in faith healers?
No, those guys are fucking hacks.
Actually in the Bible it says that anybody who, who pretends to do like, like holy shit
for money is going to go to the lowest layer of hell.
So every church in America, because they pay taxes, got them.
Where does it talk about the levels of hell in the Bible?
I think everybody that's in the Catholic church might be going to hell.
I don't agree with the monetary aspect of Catholicism, but the other religion is a business.
So they're trying to make money.
It's just like people make money off of people getting sick, right?
Hospitals make money.
Yeah.
The church makes money off of I make money.
People's faith pays your bill.
They're selling faith like, like, uh, essentially let's alley Mac drive that big truck around
my fucking planet one mile at a time.
How much you want to go to heaven?
Like 20 bucks for like a good, good bed.
I'm going to go to hell because my truck doesn't get above 30 miles to the gallon.
You destroyed the planet that we put you there to save.
I don't know the way I see it.
There's so many different religions and no matter what you do, there's a bunch that say,
if you don't follow us, you're going to hell.
Yeah.
And I feel like that's kind of unfair.
So I think that there's like, if there was a God or one that would judge you for following
his religion or not, there would be something you'd like be born with like a tutorial or
something.
They just got to throw you in here and say, figure it out, which kind of makes me think
that, uh, your boy there on the back of your laptop ain't really, uh, maybe he was kicking
it at one point, but I think he died on that cross chief.
Yeah.
And then he, and then he rose again on the third day.
Oh God.
Um, so buddy, just follow the path.
You'll be fine.
We should have a segment called the Tyler reads the Bible.
Tyler's Bible study.
I suggested it and everybody else fucking shot it down.
So Tyler, will you read us a Bible verse?
I will.
I have some music for you.
I think Tyler should read Bible verses and then afterwards you should just fill it in
with ads.
Let me, let me, let me go to random Bible verse.com.
Yeah.
And let's interpret it and see what we think.
You're not going to understand it.
This shit's hardly English.
Bible verse.
Coolest Bible verses.
Random Bible verses.
Welcome to Bible dice.
Bible, Bible dice.
Bible dice.com.
It's still like a sex game.
Wait a second.
Corinthians one at 26 through 29 for yay.
See your calling brethren.
Kanye Kanye.
Fuck.
For yay.
See your calling brethren.
Praise yay.
How that not many wise men after the flesh, not how many, not many mighty, not many noble
are called, but God has chosen the foolish things of the world to be confound the wise
and God has chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty
at the base of the world and the things which we, which we are, which are despised has God
chosen yay.
And the things that are not to bring it not to things that are that no flesh should glory
in his presence.
That literally made no sense.
Yeah.
So literally like that made zero sense.
I think that's what's, what's that's trying to say is that if you pay $50, but it sounds
good.
I will say the last time I was ever in a church, I made a complete fool of myself because it
was Christmas Eve.
I was there with my father.
Okay.
This is a mother.
I just got one thing.
So it's the Christmas Eve one.
And every year they do the same thing where it's like Peter was the son of Franklin was
the son of this and 13 generations and they go through that for like a fucking half hour
and like me and my brother, by like the second time we're practically rolling on the floor
dying laughing and he just kept going and it just kept getting worse.
And my grandma's just staring at me along with people three rows in front and behind
me.
I was like, I can never come back to this.
I was like, was the son of Hunter was the son of Casey and the son of David and 13 generations.
Is this out of the Bible?
I don't know what the fuck you're getting it from.
He just named like every character that was ever in the Bible and then like like 17 generations
of a musical him like, yes.
Well, it's just, they keep that high pitch and then they say how many generations in
the 13th generation?
It sounded like it was a fucking introduction to a high school basketball team.
It was fantastic.
Where did they get all this?
So we actually got a New Testament fucking scripture.
Because the Old Testament's fucking scary and fucking weird, but the New Testament is
what I actually changed it to make people realize that which ones that was the Old Testament
is the Jews.
The Jews killed Jesus.
The Jews know the Jews killed Jesus in the New Testament.
That the Jews only believe in the Old Testament.
Well, yeah, I understand.
Well, yeah, that did happen.
That did happen.
It didn't happen like that.
I don't really think you can be a Jew if you believe in the other one because then you'd
be a Christian.
But Jews and Christians get along.
That's cool.
It's like, ain't no thing.
Nah, they pretend like they like one another.
Tyler doesn't look like he agrees with that.
We don't mean a Kanye 2.0.
They'll be nice to their face, but they fucking hate one another.
That's like the thing.
They don't like each other, but they tolerate each other.
It's tolerance, not acceptance.
See, I was talking to this guy who's like, I think he's a born again.
Those guys are weirdos.
Dude, he was saying he's like, oh no, the Jews are the chosen people.
They are.
I mean, that's fine.
People can think whatever they want to think, but he was adamant for this other religion
to believe that.
He's like, yes, they are the chosen people.
We fight for them.
I'm like, oh, well, that's strange.
He was saying that our nation should protect Israel, which is like, I don't care either
way.
It has nothing to do with me.
But he was like, that's what they say.
Their born agains are adamant.
Born agains are fucking really weird.
They're weirdos.
But I mean, they are Jews are one standard deviation above the general population in
IQ.
That's like 10 points.
So here's the one verse, not that which goeth into the mouth, defile us the man, but what's
cometh out the mouth, defile us the man.
Say that again.
Not which goeth into the mouth, defile us the man, but with cometh out the mouth, defile
us the man.
So they're saying you can come in and each other out.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
You can spit, but you can't swallow.
It sounds like he's saying you should.
Yell at me in the ass because I love Jesus.
All right, so it sounds like they were saying what comes out.
This one's literally just the fucking, the blessing of the communion.
So I'm not going to say that because I'm not fucking high enough ranked to do that.
High enough ranked to read the church is unfair.
Jesus Christ is in there.
I can't read the Bible.
No, you can't like bless the fucking communion because I'm not a priest.
It's like one of those things.
Oh my God.
The Christian church is unfair.
Jesus Christ is in there.
Standing at the concession.
Blotting is oppression.
Okay.
So this is an interesting one.
But if any provide not for his own and especially his own house, he has denied the faith and
is worse than an infidel.
Dude, I honestly, my ADD is so bad.
I learned after going to church for so many years, when I hear Bible shit, I just zone
it out.
In one ear and out the other.
Same.
It doesn't even make it in there.
One for me, it just fucking deflects.
So that one was saying basically that if you don't provide for yourself or your family,
you're a fucking scumbag.
Say it again.
All right.
But if any provide not for his own and especially those of his own house, he has denied the
faith and is worse than an infidel.
Oh yeah.
Tyler, I like that one.
I think you should make, you should read the, I don't know, the Bible's one book or like
30 at this point, but whatever.
Just translate the whole thing in your own words.
Like how you just dumbed it down there.
Just schizophrenic movie review.
Schizophrenic Bible review.
Bible trivia.
Each verse just turned into like one sentence, like a fucking cliff notes.
Just super expletive.
Provide for your family or your piece of shit.
You just, you just fucking made that so much simpler and I understood it.
But when you're like, thou stand their land and the home and if you don't, then the come
in the mouth and yes.
I'm like, what?
What?
This is, this is my favorite verse and probably the entire Bible is the, the walk through
the valley of the shadow of death.
I shall fear no evil for thou art with me.
We all love that one.
Thy rod and thy staff.
That was the last of us trailer at one point.
Basically.
That was on Titanic, bro.
So that, that verse is basically saying that, um, you will walk through some horrible places
in your life and you will walk through quote unquote the valley of death, which is like
the darkest parts of your life.
But as long as you have the Lord, you will never be forsaken.
What if I don't have the Lord?
Read it again.
So if I don't have the Lord, I should just kill myself.
Yay.
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
I shall fear no evil for thou art with me and thy rod and thy staff.
As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life.
By the way, I know this was a trivia question on the last time I was here.
I still can't remember who fucking made that.
Coolio bro.
Who's John Adam?
It's John.
I fucking hate John Lennon.
God damn it.
I don't like him either.
I hate him.
I don't like him.
That picture that I showed you that fucking I hate that picture.
I'm like, he should have been shot.
I know you do.
Fucking John Lennon.
Fuck that guy.
I think, I think we should do that.
Imagine a world without anything.
It's like, all right there retard.
All right there.
Fucking retard.
You're a fucking piece of shit.
And you're stupid.
And you're like, imagine a world without possessions.
It's like, okay.
Bill, you're a fucking retard.
You're a fucking piece of shit.
You're a fucking billionaire.
You're a fucking asshole.
Oh, I have a fucking Yoko Ono who looks like a fucking man.
It's nice after you've had everything to be like, imagine like we didn't need any of
this.
It's like, dude, you got to try all the good drugs.
You got to bang all the prettiest girls.
And then he fucking settled on Yoko Ono.
Like what the fuck?
Yeah.
Like he could have had any woman on the planet.
And he's just like, yeah, I like Yoko Ono.
I like Yoko Ono.
When did he turn Hispanic?
Oh, no.
Oh no.
I see.
Yeah.
My name is John Lennon.
You don't want to shoot that guy.
She was rough.
I didn't realize she's got a little bit of a body on her like, you know, she does look
shootable.
He does look shootable.
Thank you.
You never see somebody like, wow.
He has a punchable face.
He's a fucking shootable.
Everything.
I deserve to get gatted
Looks alone, so let's go through pictures of HKG 36 to the ribs
Let's go through pictures of people who've been assassinated and say if they have a shootable face
Sounds good to me, so we got you got John Lennon all right, so let's do JFK. Let's see about
Let's see his face is he does he have a shootable face
No, are you kidding me? He's a numbers me a little baby face. I mean
It's kind of shootable
Nah, man, that was a merit now if he if he was a woman
I'd shoot her well yeah
Obviously that face on a woman you what you just need to give him like a fucking wig and that would look like a chick but
That would look like a Karen all right all right next guy
Shootable face or not no blanket no way no I don't I don't I don't think it
I think he's got a very kind face no way what a shame is one of the best no man looks like an orangutan
Yeah, let's see who else
What's president will be next
I'm see you'll have a shootable got a shootable face Jesus Christ. That's no I'd want to hang that fucker from across
To spend that motherfucker, and he'd forgive you oh my god
Jesus forgive me for being a piece of shit atheist you know I didn't apologize
At the hour of your death you have one other chance when you finally get to meet them to accept them into your heart
And if you don't what if I know these rules?
What if I like I don't know how to get any of this well you don't know Bible
What if I moon them during that chance well, then you go fucking hell I guess
Just flip them off
Mom and moon them okay, so this is another one who's been shot and dead what about this guy?
Garfield
No, I just want to like have a beer with him. I think he's got a killer beard. Yeah
All right a Garfield I could see him as like a biker
Yeah, you know I can see like it's like a leader of like a like a Hells Angels like chapter look up
Just look up Chester after Chester a Arthur
Chester a Arthur
Okay, look at this guy
His grave is actually in the in the in the
Albany it looks like a walrus
Yeah, it's an Albany yeah, I went to visit last year he was a president yeah, what country America
I just know I've never even heard of him. That's why he's that's why he's buried in Albany
1840 Albany where hopes and dreams go to dog up
Martin Luther King oh now that's just no way no way
No, no no no no again. I'd want to have a beer with him
All right, we got let's let's go to another another one
Dodge getting canceled there
He's black we can't decide if we want to shoot him just cuz he's black
No way
I'm Jamie Foxx okay, I mean he did play him yeah
Jamie Foxx actually seems like a really cool dude
Like in general you know I mean you tell me Django day Django on change
Django
Well, let's do failed ones too
Ronald Reagan we're going to a great gun
Oh
Right so first failed one
Yeah, I chewed him are you fucking kidding me
Shoot I'm basing this off of his face not who he was not dude
Teddy has a less suitable face than any no he looks like the type of dude that if you stepped in his driveway
He'd meet you with his front door with a loaded 12 gauge
That is the exact type of person Teddy Roosevelt looks like I know looks like somebody's dad like he just would make robbing his house
super hard I
Get that fool anytime
Ronald Reagan Ronald Reagan I got some Bible trivia for
Okay, I got this app here. I think these questions might be too easy though. Are you playing Bible dice? Okay?
Reagan does look like he he does have a shootable face
like if
Reagan
About like if he was the opposite sex he kind of does look a little like a like this
As a chick I'd fucking I'd get the biggest shotgun
I have a buck shot to the teeth for sure so
Elvis would you shoot him no way Elvis is a fucking piece of shit now. He cut he's like he's like the deaf
No, he's a punchable face. He's not somebody I'd want to wipe off
Okay, so the most punchable face ever got voted on and it was Guy Fieri
Fuck that oh, that's flavor town right there fuck that I would punch him the face
No, mother fucker so no okay, let's do let's do a fight club question
If you could fight anybody throughout all of history celebrity just random person who would you fight Donald Rumsfeld?
Martin Luther King
Who is that he was the Secretary of Defense during 9-eleven okay that guy that guy's bag
Yeah, um I think I'd I'd fight Joe Biden just I want a punch him in his face. He's like a really punch
Who's the buck tooth fucking school shooter kid I feel like I could destroy that kid
I'm trying Dylan roof now if you said his name. I'd recognize it. I don't know shooting it was yes
Yes, Nicholas Cruz. I'd fucking curb stop that shit
I think I can stop him too, and that's not even okay
Don't get me wrong what he did was fucking terrible outside of the method acting, but I'm sorry, but
Anyways he he just has a punchable face. He seems like the type of kid at school
That you just you don't like he's probably an asshole to most people. That's probably what happened
fucking shot
Jesus Christ Jesus, and he got spared the death bubble t2. I know fucking
Conquering yeah, have you seen his interrogation video?
No, he tried to he tried to pretend to be insane and oh my god voices and shit
Yeah, fuck that that's like my favorite shit to watch on YouTube is like of interrogations because you can like see people like
The tactics to wear people down and tell if people are lying or not. It's so fucking insane
Mm-hmm. I'd love to be an interrogator dude. There's a who's that one
Did you see his videos he left like a vlog before he did these shootings?
Oh the fucking ultimate gentleman it was the one he was saying that he couldn't get laid
Yeah, the ultimate gentleman fucking off fuck. What's his name? Oh?
Fuck oh, I can see a stupid fucking like half white half Asian face. Oh fuck. What the fuck was his name? Oh?
Elliot Roger yeah, yeah that guy yeah, dude he fucking dude hits the videos like I know he did like a terrible thing
But it was so fucking funny how sad of a person he was he was like I never got laid I have a
It's because I'm Asian
It's like sitting by like a parking spot in the beach in California. Yeah, there's like a couple sitting on a bad
He's like disgusting yeah, and he's like look at this couple sitting here in love
And I'm in my car and no girls will love me. It's like dude this one. It sounds set up. It doesn't even sound
Yeah, nobody's he's actually real. That's the fucking dude. I know I you know what I'm skeptical
I'm skeptical dude
He he was one of the most failed mass shootings like he killed like three people and then crashed his car and got gunned down
by the cops oh yeah, but he
He wanted to go on like a rampage
There's another like shooter guy who fucking was in love with like a lady from Danny Phantom the TV show and like he thought that
She was real and that when he died he would
Transform into a lady ghost and fuck the ghost from Danny Phantom. That's a real fucking thing that happened
How failed what do you think we're gonna get a little bit on?
Controversial here. What do you think is going through a shooter's mind like a mass shooters mind when they realize that they're fucking up
I
Didn't even take 50 people out with me god fuck shit I fucking blow it
Cuz you shoot myself now. I'm a piece of fucking shit
You only get one shot at that
I'm just gonna say this case you might have to bleep this out. No yo that guy on top of the hotel in Vegas
He's a champ. He was on lock. Yeah, I do that. Do you ever like it? Oh, okay? Just so we don't get canceled
Let me clarify quick. I'm not saying that's a good thing so if we were ranking shooters
That guy took the fucking cake. So did you ever look at that fucking that whole fucking thing because
Not only did he fucking quote-unquote have like 50 guns in his hotel room
he
It's almost impossible to do what he did without having multiple shooters
mmm, because he killed and he was sniping people from like fucking like
Half a mile. He had a fucking LMG. He was so we're getting into
No yet. He had like 12 fucking
ARS that he would be fucking picking people off so like
Even if he fucking just had the ARS lined up next to him, which he didn't they were like scattered around the room
Um, he would have to literally like the the fucking amount around and like they had like the like the picture
It was a fully automatic like rounds that were coming out of the out of the window
But the gun that he was using was semi-automatic. Yeah, but he was using bump stock
Do you actually have you ever shot with a bump stock? No, but I mean it because you can hear it
It's not fired more than a 1000 bullets. Yeah, so I was
I video game ammunition right there. I was down I was down in Pennsylvania where they have like a shooting range where you can shoot
like a whole bunch of like exotic guns and stuff and like I wanted to see how like
the bump stock actually worked and see like if it was like actually as
scary and bad as they said it was and I was doing it and like
It takes a little bit to get used to like with the rhythm
but I've shot and I shot in a fully automatic down there too. I shot a
a M16 on full auto and I shot a AR with a bump stock down there and
there is a big difference between a bump stock and a fully auto gun because
When you're doing a bump stock, it's basically boom boom boom boom boom boom when the fucking fully automatic
It's just constant because what the bump stock there's a little bit of a fucking like delay with it
Mmm, it's like because it your gun has to basically bounce off your shoulder and it's the recoil
Yeah
So the recoil is what's making it shoot right and basically when you're doing that you can't shoot accurately
With a bump stock because when you're doing it the the bump stock like automatic quote-unquote
Which you can't do a fully automatic on the bump stock. It's just fucking it's a fucking fairy tale. It's just fast
It's just fast. Yeah, it's a fast semi-automatic. It's a fast semi-automatic, but also it's
It's it's it's like an accurate. You know what do you believe happened at this shooting then if it was?
Impossible that dude. I don't know what 64 years old. I didn't know that yeah
I don't and then his his brother who said that this was like shady his house burnt down
Mysteriously after that so like like I'm gonna need I'm gonna need to see some facts first here
We got to go back to where this all started because I think it's a conspiracy, too
But let's just talk about how Sandy Hook was a hoax
Honestly like yeah, I've you've never seen okay, so first of all the safest place in the United States to have
A heart attack right to go into cardiac arrest is on the floor of a Las Vegas casino
Really why is that because there's people everywhere well wouldn't it be in the nice of you though well besides?
If you fucking collapse in the ER
Depends on which hospital actually
Some of them get better off on Las Vegas casino floor
But because there's so many cameras right there. They're so regulated. They want to catch people cheating
He didn't he wasn't bringing up like baggage upon baggage upon baggage shit
He brought in like a fucking like decent-sized suitcase
Like in unless he fucking went through the staff elevator where there isn't a camera because that's what they said he did
He went through the staff elevator to get all this shit up
But how the fuck would he have access to the staff elevator and also he would have to fucking go back and forth a couple times
And with the fucking security that Las Vegas the casinos have I don't know you just put a bunch of guns in a suitcase
And suitcases and bring them up like
He would have to go through the staff elevator is what I'm saying he had to go through the freight freight metal detectors
Yeah, but you would be caught by somebody because it's the fucking secure. It's a fucking Las Vegas casino
There's billions of dollars in those casinos. I mean I think you get them, but it doesn't look suspicious somebody going upstairs with luggage
But that's not the thing I'm saying he had to go through the staff
Freight elevator that's like closed off
I have to though because he they he they only showed him on camera going up once with one bag
hmm
So you think it should be more secure like you think you shouldn't be able to do that like just like you think you shouldn't
Be able to get on an airplane with like you know drugs
not name and name
California weed you brought back
It worked out pretty nice didn't it I did my research first if they find you with it
And I mean in California and New York, I mean in New York. It's a little less legal
I guess you could say you didn't like even they didn't find it no
Okay for legal purposes this is all a joke, but um no like it's just you walk in and like you can look up on
Reddit of like what happens like even if like a dog were like sniff me out and like bark at you
They just be like you could just play it off. It's like oh shit
I forgot I had this and throw it out even if I landed in New York and had it's like oh
Fuck my dad like they're not out till just fucking get everybody like TSA is there for like security
They're not just coming after fucking everybody's still federally illegal
So that is yes, it is still federally across state borders with it. Yes, but they're not gonna federal crime
Yes, but they're not going to prosecute you for it. They're just gonna be like oh, okay like we're gonna take this away from you
It's not like it's just like you're doing hard time, buddy
I didn't know I had an open beer in my car like you can't arrest me for that
Different though you're
So different you're in a okay in that situation you're inebriated and you're behind
No, no, no, no, no, even if you're not inebriated if you have an open container, you can be arrested for that
Okay, I never said the rule was fucking good
But that's enforced if I walked in either it be New York or California and got sniffed out the most they would fucking do
It was like take you into a back room and search your bags further God not gonna like blessed that
I'm not Middle Eastern going to an airport because that has to be real bad for those motherfuckers
But I feel bad for those guys cuz like they especially like those really like like hardcore religious guys that wear like the full like
Turban in like like religious garb like those motherfuckers are gonna get stopped every time and that's so shitty
Oh, I mean, why is your bookmark say Amish?
Harvest on it. I don't know my mom fuck is that?
Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt so
All right, so there's I've never seen any video footage of this guy
What's guy the shooter shooter? Yeah, let's talk about gun control and how that could prevent mass shootings
More guns would stop mass shootings. Well, okay, so say no
I there's a lot of fire
Stop that guy. So let me um, if everyone had a gun at that Las Vegas concert, let me side
Will be fine. Let me sidetrack this a little bit. That was like fucking I read
So, let me
Let me sidetrack for a little bit. So, you know how like every high school has sex ed, right?
Like every high school like it's part of the curriculum, right?
But like you know how you your parents have to like to sign off like a permission slip to learn about like sex ed and shit
I didn't
But like what I think should be a thing is they should have a gun safety course type thing
That's in the curriculum that your parents can like sign off on and shit
Yeah, cuz we saw how well dare worked
No, but like a gun safety course would show you like how to properly take care of a gun that a gun is not like
It's just a terrifying. I'm not gonna stop people that are mass shooters. It's not gonna stop people who are mass shooters
But it's also gonna show people
Guns are not just for mass shootings. What do you think dare did?
I need to go back to that dare made every fucking kid in school think that drugs were the fucking bomb
It doesn't okay. Well, maybe that's you but most people it's like holy shit
You're telling me all I need to do is just smoke this shit
And I just feel euphoric amazing feelings for like an hour and a half. Don't do drugs kids. You'll you'll feel really
Kids, but your parents are gonna die
Your first the grandparents are gonna die your parents are gonna have to watch them die
Then you have to watch your parents die and then you're gonna file for bankruptcy
You're gonna have three kids your wife is gonna divorce you but don't do drugs
It's like it's coming
Don't explain that you know kids already have to do shooting like gun safety like shooting drills in school nowadays
They don't have to do gun safety
Fucking training to of like
Doing an active shooter drill that completely no. No, I'm not disagreeing with that. That does how I know I
He was saying like gun safety thing. He's saying active shooter
That glorifies it though that's gonna make kids get in the mind of like oh it's common
I can do this the motherfuckers in the school and doing the drills
The media centers closed the media centers closed which means like, okay, we're going to lockdown
It's like the kids fucking knows that's the fucking code
Yeah, and and just I gotta fucking say it's it's it's beyond
It's gone. I
lost it
It sounded really good. I was really excited for that
But um, you know, I I understand where you're coming from and
I think that more education about guns would prevent this stuff. So, okay
Do you want to have you want to have an AR 15? That's not a problem
No, all right, but you have to go get certified and prove that you're competent in that weapon. Okay, that that makes sense
Let's say get the certification just like you get a CDL to drive a dump truck. It's not like this is America
I have a right to have a dump truck
No, you go and get certified to drive a dump truck you get certified to own and that would we
Think I aren't willing to do that. But the thing is like the certification process for like a pistol. Let's say in New York State is
Also a fucking travesty like the way that they do it
So like I get what you're trying to say there
But you know our fucking government and you know the way that they'll just fuck it up, right?
Right, so like like I agree that okay prove that you're competent in a certain weapon and then you can own that weapon
But who the fuck's gonna make them who's gonna make the program for that?
Like who's gonna who's gonna actually do a good program for that?
Like I like some can still be competent and you can be a school shooter and have ulterior motives
Yes, but true, but it's gonna weed people out. It will read people some some out and then like the I
am NOT a fan of the psychological test for a gun because there's some things like if you are a soldier with PTSD and
you want to own a firearm if
Somebody says that you are a danger to yourself or others they can take every single gun that you have away
Because somebody said you're a danger to yourself and others and you have a history of PTSD like that's that's a that's an actual law that
They have there's two sides to that though because most completed suicides are done with a gun. Yeah. Yeah, but like that's the thing
most completed suicides are done with a gun, but
it's
mostly men who do it with a gun and
it's I'm not like trying to say that women aren't like actually trying to to do that but like
Women will most likely use pills or something along those lines and that's why it's more
highly failed rate with that because
Instead of being like a guy is just like I'm gonna do this and I'm gonna do it right now
And like I'm gonna like I made up my fucking mind type shit and like a woman's like well somebody could come save me
Oh, oh somebody could come save me like if a guy's like I'm gonna do this
He's gonna take a fucking gun and blow his head off, right?
So I think that people should be able to own like a single pistol to protect themselves in their home
I don't think people should be able to carry guns in public that way when you see somebody with gun
You know that they're either a cop or they're a bad guy
No, no, then people who want to do bad things are just gonna carry that gun in public and the last thing
They will but I just want to say this before I forget it. But the thing that I lost
Was I don't really think that we should need to teach how to evade a school shooter. I feel like it's pretty self-explanatory
Here gunfire
Don't go near it
Like get out by any means necessary
I don't think you should need to teach that as a yearly drill
So I got shot at when we were at our former employee like
God fucking to judge actually
Because the scene wasn't secure but they didn't tell us that so we went to the scene and they were still fucking popping off round
Really? Yeah, so we fucking dick we got the fuck out of there fucking dick did other but there was a fucking rat
There were rounds that were flying. So it was not fun like so as somebody who's actually been you know under eyes
It's the first time I've ever heard this story Tyler. I told the story a bunch of times weren't there?
Remember the time that Tyler went to Vietnam
Killed a bunch of
Backboard and I hid behind it
to the backboard
Bounce back with a backboard jumped on top of my partner covered him took my dick in his asshole, you know, just whoa
I didn't know this was gonna turn into a love story
Love under fire the new
Erotic novel broke back mountain Tyler disarmed the gunman and heroically say I put my penis in the
in the barrel
Now I want to know if that would work
Why wouldn't it have you watched depends on what kind of gun did you watch me flusters?
So if your dick is in the barrel and it's pushing back the slide say it was a pistol
How fucking girthy is your penis? That's a need stop it. I'm just saying a normal person's would
blow the fuck off
Like they're like you've ever seen the Mythbusters episode where they literally fucking like did the same dick
No, but they shoved like a ballistics gel like finger into the gun and it just blew apart the finger like the gun didn't have
Any issues just blew the finger off. So but if it's like a glock style gun
I'm not I don't know a lot about so I have like the sliding hand. It's an execution safety
So basically in yeah, if you put the gun to somebody's head with like a glocker in 1911
Like if safe I'm like if Ali Mac is is being held hostage by me if I do this
I can't shoot the gun because pushed against his head
It's one of the safeties on it. But if I go like this I can still fight open seat. That's really how it's designed
Yeah, it's so if the if the end of the barrels touching something or it has pressure applied to it. It can't fire
It can't fire again. Yeah, what is what? What does that do? It's fracking up a millimeter. I feel like it's more it's an anti-suicide thing, too
But I think it's um, it's it's also like okay
You're you have your pistol on your side and it's like pushed up against your thigh. It's like a self-safety thing
It's not necessarily actually like an exit
So like some of the cops want you to stay safe. It's called an execution safety because like if you push it against someone's head
You can't shoot it
But if you have if you have a safety that's like if it's like in your your pants and like it's like pushed up against
Your thigh if like you accidentally pull a trigger or something, which is very rare. Who's that guy from eight mile that shot his dick?
Cheddar Bob
So you can't pull a cheddar Bob
So basically like like that's a lot of pistols have that like the the thing it's called an execution safety because if you push it
Against somebody's head you can't shoot it, but it's mostly just so you can't fire it at your own dick
Mm-hmm. So I know like the police Glocks, they don't have a safety. So that is the safety so locks themselves
So while they're holstered, they can't locks themselves don't have a safety except for the trigger safety
Oh, that's actually a thing like the Glocks themselves. If you actually look at a Glock
There's a trigger and then on the trigger has a little like crescent on the trigger and the crescent on the trigger
You have to push down the crescent in order to be able to fire the the trigger
so let's say I have I have it I have it holstered and
I
Like bump into something unless my finger is on the crescent of the trigger. I can't shoot it
Like it's like a double trigger almost it's almost a double trigger, but like it's like built into it
It's like it's really fun of the regular. Yeah, it's just it's it's something like really like just fucking like you like that
a 1911 has a hand it has a hand
Yeah, yeah, it's it's like when you grip it. It's called a grip safety
So if I'm not gripping the 1911 the trigger won't pull
But if I put my my hand on it like this and then grip it when you grip it the safety on the back
Actually when you hold it it lets the trigger be yeah
It's like a little piece of metal that just compresses a little bit
I love when you're arguing about gun control and somebody brings out some like gun safety shit
Like bro people knew how to use guns know where we get shot
People do know that people people have to actually know how to use
I was arguing with someone on Facebook a few years ago of course back when I used to argue with people
And we're arguing about gun control and this guy's like bro
Just let me come just look like come shoot with me come to the shooting range
And I'll show you how a gun works and I think it's fun
And you'll think it's safe, and you'll be I'm like I'm not scared of guns so you can get Chris Kyle
Yeah
That's what I want to do go out of the shooting range with you like what did you fucking say on Facebook you piece of shit?
You want to talk about a conspiracy?
Chris Kyle was a fucking liar was he yeah
He was like dude. He made up like a bunch of shit made up like some medals
He had and then the government stepped in they're like no you don't have those medals. He's like oh, I miscounted
It's like no it's a big deal when you get a fuck. Yeah, I'll do it is this count like you said you had five
You only had three so it's like okay
How many of these kills did he actually get if he's lying about how many medals he had and then he made up this whole
Thing that he punched Jesse Ventura in the face
Jesse Ventura's like I don't even
Two times he's like I'm gonna bring your ass to court buddy no actually he died before he went to court
So which makes me wonder like did Jesse Ventura go I'm gonna get a guy to kill him
No, if this guy wasn't just like to make like you know that he's
Of like beta males I did I didn't know that that Chris Kyle was dead
I didn't actually watch like American Cypher or anything like that like what the fuck happened to him. Yeah at the end yeah
He went out with a vet who had PTSD to a gun range and then the vet shot him
Interesting yeah like intentionally like he had like if I can remember the story correctly
I could be incorrect, but I believe he had like a flashback or something while they were at the range
Okay, ultra
It was it was a set up was the numbers because he knew too much
He was he was a spokesperson and a mouthpiece for the military industrial complex
They said dude we're gonna make up this whole story about you killing so many people
It's gonna drive so many young kids to join the military. They're gonna want to be the next American sniper
They're not gonna know that they're gonna get into the military. They're gonna be painting fucking ships
You know they think they're gonna be doing badass shit, so yeah, dude. Let's make up this fucking story
He's like yeah, dude. He's in on it
He's getting percent of the current military is an active like war zone like they're just like they're guards at like a fucking like
embassy stratton Air Force
But like like oh
But not not like discrediting like what the guys who are actually out in the field do but like most of the guys who?
Aren't in the field that are like I'm a hero. I'm in the military. It's like dude you fucking mop floors man
You like like fucking the guy who's out in fucking Afghanistan and shit
That's doing shit like that guy's a fucking like salt like fucking like actual hero
Oh guys is fucking mopping a fucking floor and stratton Air Force base come on man like dude
I'm not I'm not knocking vets at all
That's most guys that do that shit
Actually heroes don't like gloat about oh absolutely yeah
Yeah, they don't even want to talk about it. Yeah like like a lot like the guys that I knew that actually fought overseas
There's like they rarely talk about it like when they aren't proud of what they did
Oh, no, they're like you're like I know
And I fucking killed people for my country and like it's like I've seen my friends die
And I've killed other human beings like I go to bed every night
And I know exactly how many people I killed and he goes and like they're like I can tell you every single one of their
Faces and how they looked when they died like it's like those guys like like fucking damn like it's like all power to those guys
Like fuck man like that's that's like real sure the PTSD comes from me. Yeah, I mean
Bring up a vet that I knew that committed suicide and it gets it's literally down the conversations gone full circle because we talked about
I
Don't want to share that story because like out of respect. Oh, yeah, I got you but it's but like he
What he committed to this yes, oh
No, but it's like he
I heard him open up about it, and he was like every single night
I go to bed, and I see the faces of the people I've killed and they tell me how
That I'm gonna go to hell and all this shit, and it was like every single night
It's the same dream yeah, and he just like it's like it's it
It's like he never got a break because he when he was awake
He was just getting ready for the shit show of what his night was gonna be yeah
And it's just cycles through again and again until he couldn't fucking take it anymore
and he was going through all the therapy programs and everything but like I
Hate to say it, but like at a certain point
You're just gonna have some fucking demons that just might not be able to be tackled and like everybody thought he was doing good, too
but
Yeah
Dude, this is I I'd like to ask you more about it, but
But like it's like the same like it's it's a it's a different vein of thing for us like
Every single like arrest and shit that I've gone to like I I remember it like that's
Ever had the thought
I have I shouldn't even say we're just like man
I it's like on the way to a cardiac arrest at 2 in the morning
You're like I'd be okay if they're you know like yeah
But like I actually one hour
And everybody in there is dead with pulses anyway, this is a matter of when they stop having a pulse
But like like the thing is like like I've gotten to the point now where I'm just like I just I really hope that
They're gone like it's such a like terrible thing to say, but it's like so it's like
Good quality of life anyway, yeah, like it's like I just like it's like it's more like a mercy type thing
Right, you know like you're just like like cuz we've all seen fucking I've seen that's how the fucking killer nurse happened, bro
You see that Netflix? Yeah. Yeah
But I actually killed more people than like most serial killers most
Show you more about the guy I was talking about but like the thing is like a smoke break soon
it's it's like the it's like the fucking thing know like like
We've all been to a lot of arrests like I've been to
Fuck it. I can't even count how many I've been to now like it's gotten to the point where it's like
You know like you're like it's just added like your fucking head how many you fucking seen and shit
Yeah, but like it's got to the point now because I've done it enough for him
It's like I just hope they're there their past peacefully at this point like you know
Because it's like dude the chances are so low. Yeah, and because it's like it feels pointless after a while
It's different. It's different when it's like they got like a some sort of rig rhythm that might be savable and they're like young
Yeah, I would be I've never like like if it's like a fucking like only like a short downtime
Yeah, yeah like the circumstances are so specific to get somebody back with a good quality of life or like even like a mostly
Covered I don't know if any of our listeners have done this but like if you get saved from a cardiac arrest
Like even if you get saved there's like a 90% chance. You're never gonna leave the hospital prime more
Yeah, yeah, and you just and even if you do like neurologically
You're just gonna be fucked because your brain was deprived of oxygen
And it just started to die off unless you've got unless you came back super quick you're you're fucked
Yeah, if you're if you've been down for more than like five minutes
You're you're probably not coming back as anything like the person you were and then it's like also
Like I think about this like if we're if you're doing math. It's like what about the people standing up in the back of the ambulance?
You know in doing 65 miles an hour people get like freaked out during that stuff like priority one
Oh, yeah, it's like what's the danger to them versus like if you're actually gonna help this person? Yeah
Almost killed me and three
CPR and I almost got hit by a fucking car
It's it's a it's a it's a really stressful situation
That a gunshot wound through their fucking heart you're
Always like like that's like the peak of our of our job is that like that's like the peak that you're gonna get like
For like that shit, but like it's just it's gotten to the point now that peak isn't even a fucking peak
It's a valley for me
War story there's like there's like a little black hole in Ali max here
Last time on the podcast we played a game with Ali Mac
Well last time he was on a game with Ali Mac where it was a trivia over ghost pepper
We got a variation of the game for you Ali Mac today
We got a really good game for you, I don't know if I like this Christmas jolly soon
Christmas tree I just want you for my young
More than you could ever know make my wish come true baby all I want for Christmas is you
I don't want a life without you
No more sad shit, no more sad shit
No more sad shit, we're not being the last one
Merry Christmas
We love the fact you love us
Santa Claus will make me feel good
The time I'm with you
We just did cocaine
Welcome to the favorite part of the episode called the Ali Mac blind taste test
Here we go
No
Last time Ali Mac had to answer some trivia questions
There's only two things I could potentially eat and that's gummies or peppers
No it's not
Let me explain the rules to you Ali Mac we're gonna blindfold you
Oh great
Fantastic
We're gonna blindfold you and then we're gonna ask you some questions again probably like ten questions
If you get the answer right that's good for you because that means you don't have to eat anything
If you get the answer wrong
You roll a dice
We're gonna have six items here for you to choose from
And I think we should tell our listeners about the items without the presence of Ali Mac
No, no I'm hearing what it is
I'm not agreeing until I know what's fucking here
It's a blind taste test
I don't care
We can come to a compromise here I need to know the items
Wait, wait, wait, no that's no fun
None of them are gonna be good
No, no, no, that's not true
That is not true we would not do that to you
Actually half the items are good
You tried
You got a 50-50 chance of getting something good or bad depending on what you define as good or bad
Do we have the numbers?
I'll lay them out right here for you
If he gets the question right he doesn't have to taste anything right?
Yeah, at all
There's a potential that this could go very smoothly
If I win the only thing that happens is that I don't need to face psychological trauma
I don't know what he wins today if he gets more than half the questions right
You win an all-expense trip to your fucking house tonight
It's actually not paid for
It's not paid for
We'll be costing you 40 bucks and gasping at home buddy
Hold on, hold on I might have five dollars in my wallet
I don't want your fucking cherry
Wait how much do I got?
Let me see
I have a dollar
You win a dollar
Alright
I got $200 in 20s and I'm not giving you 20 bucks
Did you already decide what the foods are?
Yeah we had the foods
Are they all edible?
Look, you, it sounds like to me like you think you're gonna get out of this
One of them's not
I mean I could fucking drive my ass home right now
I don't think that's gonna happen
I don't think it will either but I could do it
Does that door lock?
Upstairs?
Yeah it does
I think I might get out of here
This is starting to go too far
Alright I'm typing out the which numbers are for which items here
So we're not cheating
You want to tell listeners about the items without Ali Mac here?
Sure, but he's gonna be here
Because he's not
Hold on, hold on
No just go upstairs or something
Go to that corner and plug your ears in
No just go upstairs for a minute
Just go upstairs
I'm probably not gonna go home with this
You're gonna get his truck start
Thanks for having me, I'm glad you're here
See you next week listeners
Oh wait yeah
I forgot to get the other one
Um
And then what was the last one?
The fucking, that's a good one
This one?
Oh it's called P.A.T. Dip
So I gotta get the ghost pepper sauce
Let's pause it for one sec
Alright
Alright Tyler tell us better
Alright
Item number one
Is gonna be
The classic ghost pepper
Classic?
It's in one of those bags
It's the bigger one, it's the one that looks more like a pepper
Um
Yes, yes, yes
That is the classic
Ghost pepper
Number two
Chocolate chip cookies
Made fresh today
Made by
My girlfriend's mom
Number three
Is gonna be the classic Carolina reaper
The hottest
Pepper on the face of the
Earth
Number four
We got powdered cookies
Made by
Dan's girlfriend
She wanted a shout out by the way
Shout out for those powdered cookies
Number five
We got the classic ghost pepper sauce
One little drop will take your
Blow your brains out
And last but not least
Number six
A single portion of rogue
Nicotine
We got rogue tobacco dip
For number six
I think you should have done like
A little mustard too
Mustard?
Something like that
Some mayonnaise
Here's your bag of tricks back
And pizza
I think that would be a good one too to throw in there
Maybe a seven thing
You think you can sneak upstairs and get it?
Yeah, when he comes back down I'll get up and
Alright
Let's bring our lucky contestant
Back down the stairs
Mr. McDonnell
Please
Enter the studio
What do you want me to replace the mayonnaise with?
What's that?
What do you want to replace? Which one do you want to replace?
Does it have to be
Replaced? No, no
No, that's a bonus round
Bonus round? Okay
I'll be back
Alleymech
You understand the rules
Of the game that you're getting into here?
If I do one thing I don't like I'm ending it
Immediately and going home
Ssss
Alright
We're getting set up
Here still
What setup is being done?
We just had to acquire
Another item
If I do one thing I don't like I'm just going to stop
Oh man
Well, you know, the
The option of
Increasing your general knowledge
And not being such an idiot
Go fuck yourself, how about that
You're asking me fucking history questions
And shit about movies and music
I don't listen to
And you expect me to know it
I try to ask you fair questions, Tyler doesn't
I don't ask you private or fine questions
No you don't
I asked you fair enough questions
Tyler asked
Tyler asked like seven part fucking questions
I don't ask you seven part questions
You're like what are the fucking
What are the four faces on Mount Rushmore
How about
What's the name of the mountain with the four
Presidents on it
Well
You figure anybody could get that
Yeah, but it would be nice
For me
Alley back
Not happy about this, alright
We're going to
Pause and come back
Oh no he's coming
Alright Alley Mac
So your first question
Comes from Mr. Tyler
Why
So we've all played the game called
Diddy Black Ops 2, right
What band
Was in the final credit scene
Where they
Avenged Sevenfold
Correct
Ding ding ding
See
Yeah, cause it was a good question
This isn't so bad
You might get away without tasting anything
Question one out of ten, okay
Alright
How does she go next
I gotta get the soundboard going here
Oh I don't have one
Sorry
How unprepared are you
Sorry
Alright
Question number two
No, no, no, no
This alternates who asks the questions
I'm not just getting a bunch from you
Unless you just don't want an easy question, okay
Okay, fine, ask the fucking question
Question two, go ahead
Controversial radio show host
Alex Jones runs a website
I'm not sure if this website
I believe that would be
Infowars.com
Ah, there we go
Number two
See, it's not so bad
Alright
I got a nice easy one
Real layup of a question
What US state
Is the largest
By land mass
Ooh
I wanna say Texas
But that's not a final answer yet
Because I need to think about if Alaska is bigger
I'm just gonna go with Texas
Oh
Oh, that's incorrect
What was it?
Fuck
Let's get your dice
Alright, let's get that
I'm gonna send
I'm gonna send Texas too
I actually wouldn't even have to
Okay, that's bullshit
You nodded your head no
You piece of shit when I brought up Alaska
Fuck Tyler Lee
He has to take half of whatever this is
No I don't
I don't play
My head's not gonna be on the chopping block
Every fucking episode
Okay
What does it need to be prepared?
Alright, okay
The listeners since there's no professionalism
Around here anymore Tyler and Dan
Just walked away
Sorry, Dan and Casey
If you're doing
Some sketchy shit
I will leave
I'm not doing anything sketchy
It's a mystery
I will leave
I will fucking leave
If you leave that's real pussy ass of you
It depends on what you feed me
Give me a spit bucket while you're up there
So I'm gonna spit whatever dog shit you give me out
You're gonna feed me a fucking smelling salt
I don't like that smile, Dan
I don't fucking like that smile
You gotta one of three
You gotta one
You gotta fifty fifty chance of something good to something bad
Dude I'm sorry you get it so hard
Did you come on?
What do you actually do? Come here
No no, this is the last time my head's on the chopping block
Somebody else's doing the fucking game show next
Go ahead and roll that dice there
Da da da da
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Three
Oh you have a three
Alright Ellie Mack
Don't fuck it up on this one
Cause I will leave
I don't remember what it was
I don't remember either
I don't think like subconsciously
It feels like it wasn't a good thing
Alright put that blindfold on
Wait is everything you're gonna fucking
Give me here actually fit for human consumption?
Yes, well we'll tell you if it doesn't
No
No that's a question I needed to fit it in
We'll give you instructions on how to eat it
They can all go in your mouth
We wouldn't let you get fucked
They can all go in your mouth
They feed me a live tarantula
No bugs
Alright Ellie Mack
He's putting his blindfold on
Da da da da da da da da da da da
This looks like a waterboarding situation
Alright this is gonna be the best I get
I promise I got my eyes shut
Oh okay
Da da da da
Alright Ellie Mack
For this lovely edible substance
You're not gonna have to do much
You just gotta lick it
You're just gonna need to stick your tongue out
Ellie Mack open up and stick your tongue out
Give me a little tongue action
Give me that tongue
What the fuck was that
That would be bettys
I fucking hate bettys
I actually
I actually uh
I spared you from a
From a worse thing
Don't get the questions wrong
What was that question 3?
So we're on 4
You're going 2 for 3 right now
You're doing alright
You really don't like mayonnaise
I fucking can't stand mayonnaise
How long did it take you to realize?
I can't really taste it
It was just very cold
So let's do it
You only have to lick it
We'll do that for you alright
Is that sufficeable for you?
Ask the next fucking question
Alright Casey you're one
Alright
So
What?
Da da da da da da
What?
Speaking of the Price is Right
Who was the long time
Host of Price is Right for about 50 years?
Do I look like the type of motherfucker
Dude everybody watches that when they're sick
Oh my god
I don't watch fucking game shows
I'll give you the years
The years are gonna fucking help
From 1972 to 2007
Who hosted the famous game show
The Price is Right
Also he was in Happy Gilmore
Never watched that movie
I know it's not Trebek
He's the only game show host I know
He's dead
What's he tasting Casey?
We'll have to roll him for that one chief
You got the dice
You wanna give us a guess?
Question 4
Initials BB
And it was
Bob Barker
Fuck
I've heard that name like
Once before in my life there was no way I was gonna get that one
So that was question 4?
Yeah that was question 4
Ali Mack you gotta put that mayonnaise blindfold on
It's fucking
Salted mayonnaise
Oh whose fault is that Ali Mack
I spit into it because you guys are feeding me shit
It's disgusting
Where's the mayo? There it is
Oh
Oh no
Yeah I'm gonna fucking
If you're gonna fucking burn me down
I'm taking the whole pod down with me
Alright
Just a lick
Just one lick
Just one lick okay
Stick your tongue out
Just stick it out
Lick it
There you go
That was a pepper
That was the world famous ghost pepper
I don't think he got
He got too much of that there
Seeds
Collect 200 pasco
Next question
Question number 5 is coming from me
Alright
You know what
I'll give you a choice
Actually no
You're not getting a choice
How many members are in the band MCR
Ooh
You think you would know this
5
You're right that's a ding
Ding ding
It made me over think it
No that was a ding
No fucking professionalism on this podcast
Number 6
Question number 6
Looking at me?
What is
The tallest monument
In the United States
Okay I got it
Can I ask is it in DC
Negative
Would Mount Rushmore count?
Monument is like something that was like
Built for that purpose
So we'll narrow it down to that
You don't get any more
If it's not in DC
It's not the world's largest ball of yarn either
Is it in the state of New York
See you're fishing
Statue of Liberty final answer
No
It's the St. Louis Arch
That's a fucking national monument
That is retarded
What the fuck is that question
That's a piece of artwork
What is that monument to
Giant boomerangs
I'm leaving
Roll a belly back
If you roll the same
You don't have to
You just roll until you get a different one
I'll take a bite of the pepper
It's a 1
I'm not going for another one
I'm scared of what you fucking people have
I would go for another one
Okay
4
Alright put that blindfold on
You motherfuckers
Alright we're going to need you to take a bite of this one Ali Mac
Yeah this one's a biter
Go a little bit forward
Big old bite
Take a bite
Bite it
You pussy
That is a powdered donut Ali Mac
Powdered cookie
So scared
A Russian breading cookie
You know what you need a palates cleanser
You can have that buddy
What's in this thing
I think it's just a cookie
Alright Ali Mac
I'm turning into a fucking schizophrenic
Question number 7
This thing tastes terrible
Question number 7
As you're eating your cookie there
We all know that Thomas Edison invented the light bulb right?
Well you may not know that
Who invented the telephone?
Oh this one's a good one
I know this one
Alexander Bell
Oh you got it right
Alright
Question number 8
Alright
So
You know what
We'll give you a choice
To what kind of question would you like?
Give me a topic
In other words you ran out of ideas for the questions
Give me a topic for your question
What do I know a lot about
I want to say movies but I know you're going to just fucking throw something out from some movie I've never seen
Oh I'll give you a movie that you've seen
Alright movies then
The
1980s Olympic hockey team
That played in Lake Placid, New York
That beat the Russians 4 to 3
In the game known as the miracle on ice
Was adapted into a hit Disney film
What was the name of this film?
Miracle
Ding ding ding
Almost tripped up and said the miracle on ice
That is not the name of the movie
It's miracle
Alright so
Number 9
I'm sticking mostly with American history and stuff of the sort
The Golden Gate Bridge
Is in what US city?
San Francisco
Alright
And Casey you got the last one
Throwing them easy questions here
Jesus Christ
He asked me about the St. Louis monument
I wouldn't have got that one
St. Louis monument
Fucking so stupid
Alright I got a good one for you here Ali Mack
Alright Bob Barker go ahead
Wait, wait I almost got it
Wait
Okay
Are you a football fan Ali Mack?
Enough
But you say you know a lot about football
What are we talking about American football or football?
Yeah we're talking about American football
Yes okay
So uh
In the first Super Bowl in 1966
Who was the starting quarterback for the Green Bay Packers?
If you asked if I could get a team
How would I know that?
That was 50 years
Football question
I know shit about football since I've been alive
Okay fine
I'll give him a better question about football
No I just really wanted to get it wrong
Fuck off
Who won Super Bowl 50?
Oh shit
50 was not last year was it?
No 50 was a couple years ago
It was an important Super Bowl
It was the 50th Super Bowl
It was very important
New England Patriots?
You're wrong
Who was it?
Denver Broncos
Oh I knew that
Roll him Ali Mack
What is that?
It's another 4
Take a cookie please
5
Fiber
Alright Ali Mack put that blindfold on
It's the last one
I know
It's the final countdown
I think you got 6 questions right
So I think he won
Is this a liquor or a biter?
We're gonna lick this Ali Mack
Okay good
Actually that's not good
Because it probably means it's something I fucking hate
I also feel like this probably was a good one
But you're just giving me something like shit just to be a dick
I'm just sticking to the algorithm here
The algorithm that I laid out at the beginning of this Ali Mack
Alright stick your tongue out Ali Mack
Stick your tongue out Ali Mack
That would be ghost pepper sauce
That would be Elijah's extreme handcrafted ghost pepper sauce
Let's tell him what he missed
Number 2 was a chocolate chip cookie
I want to lick that one
Number 6 was some dip
You just had to lick a little pouch in my row
You see that's tame
I thought you guys were gonna just crack a fucking
Casey will be like
Hey guys I found this mouse in the mouse trap
It was a ghost pepper
It was a Carolina Reaper
It was a fucking packet of dip cookie
What was the worst out of everything?
That's awesome
That's actually pretty hot
I've been eating spicy food a lot though so my tolerance is a little bit higher to that shit now
Well you didn't actually have to fucking bite the pepper
No
I feel like that would have been a good if I failed and got less than 5
Then I should have needed to eat a pepper
That would have been okay
I tossed you softball questions because you said I was impossible last time
You were
What was the one?
You literally asked me to get like 7 things for one question
It was community, who were the Greendale 7?
That was a fucking easy one
Do you realize how high I am when I'm on this podcast?
Do you expect me to remember that?
Do you know who it is now?
No
Because I'm really high
I remembered Brita this time though
At least you won, what did he win?
He won a dollar
Damn
Da da da da
Now hold on
Bonus question
What year is this dollar?
You get 5 guesses
5 guesses to guess the year of the dollar
And if you guess the year of the dollar
I'll give you $20
2007
Eh
Okay on my last guess
Just the
So if I make it 4 guesses
Can you tell me if it's up or down?
I'm not, no
So mind you
The dollar bills changed in
1995
Don't give him too much information
I'm not trying to lose money here
So it's anything above 95
2000
Eh
2013
Eh
2017
Fuck
Damn it
I love this game show
Don't ever talk to me again
$21 our big winner
Let's cheer for him
Let's go
Life's short
That's why
So whatever baby
Until next time
Big winner
You'll buy yourself a video game
You earned it
Alright I just have a random question for you
It's about video games
Like there's no
Like awful things that happen
What Final Fantasy
Oh dude
Are you kidding me that's so worth it
I don't drink so I don't spend money
I can't get that kind of entertainment for $20
This is kind of stressful
It's so worth it bro
What Final Fantasy had Cloud in it?
Seven?
You're right yeah it's my favorite game
I've never played a Final Fantasy game
That's just based off of seeing the trailers
You should get Crisis Core
It just came out
Final Fantasy VII Crisis Core
It's fucking pretty good I like it a lot
This dead air was brought to you by
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Alex Jones
Is in war for your mind
So hey we didn't really talk about this
Ever on the podcast but like professional
Wrestling in the 80's was fucking
Awesome
Jesse Ventura is my fucking hero
Dude did you ever fucking see Predator
Like with Jesse Ventura in it
He's one of the guys in it
And mind you he was the governor of Minnesota
And he was in a movie
Where Casey you're going to have to bleep this one out
He was in the helicopter and he had a fucking bag
He had like a bag of like red man
And he was going around the helicopter being like
You want some? Do you want some?
And they're like mm mm good
You want some? And they're like mm mm
Alright I didn't know I was on a helicopter with a bunch of
Slack jawed
He says that?
He says that in the fucking movie
Oh my god
Pull that up for me please
Predator Jesse Ventura
Helicopter scene
I need that to be on the podcast
You can bleep my one
But can you please play that out for the
Didn't know I was on a podcast
With a bunch of Slack jawed
Blink that out
Blink it out
Right there
A bunch of Slack jawed
F*** it's around
Oh no no no you gotta listen to the whole thing
This stuff will make you a god damn
Sexual tyrannosaurus
Just like me
Rep this on your sore ass plane
That's a maniacal laugh
Dude Jesse Ventura
Was actually he admitted
This later was in a motorcycle
Gang while he was the governor of Minnesota
That's f***ing awesome
And had been like for you know long before
That it was the Mongols
Ah okay
But then like people in Minnesota
That's like some yellow stuff
People in Minnesota would wear shirts
Saying like my governor could beat up your governor
Until California got Arnie
And then they're like well
They can't
But like
That man's the f***ing Terminator
Dude but let's talk about like
Back in the day like the f***ing like
Body builders back in like
Arnie's time were f***ing phenomenal
Like the physiques
On those guys
F***ing unreal
You know the thing is
Let's play some sexy music while
We're talking about this
The thing is
They were on so many steroids
Because like they didn't test for steroids
Back then so like if we're talking about
Like peak human like f***ing
Like physique that was like the time
Of that because there was unregulated use
Of steroids
They don't test for steroids now
Are we talking like WWE s***
No no we're talking about like body building like Mr. Universe s***
With Google Pixel
Your phone
Google Pixel
Mmm
There we go
Body builders in the 80s
Those pectoral muscles
That sweat
Little bit of baby oil
That physique
Holy s***
Those veins
Just makes you want to
But let's be real like I like
Fitness I like going to gym and stuff
Fitness? You like fitness deck in your mouth?
Ohhhhh
Oh s*** I've been waiting to use that one
So like
So like when you go to the gym and stuff and like you start getting like
Decently muscular and stuff
You get to a point where like your
Muscle or your muscular chair is enough
Where women stop caring they're like oh you're a muscular man
The only people that care about
Your veins or your cuts
Is other men
Right right
Like it's like after a point where you get to like
Being like physically fit
The only guys who will care about your veins and s***
Are other guys
Yeah
There was this one of my girlfriend's friends
Came over to her house for a party she was having
And her boyfriend
Was like jacked
So I kept asking him all these questions about like
What kind of supplements do you take?
What's your workout routine? This and that
Next party she didn't bring him
She was like yeah
She doesn't really like talking about that stuff
Too much
I chased him away
No I mean you could tell he worked out
But he wasn't like that jack
But anyway the bodybuilders in the 80s dude
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger
I heard that he actually has
That gap in his teeth
Because from doing steroids
It stretched out his face
Stretched out his head
Did you ever see that picture of him next to another 18 year old
It's f***ing hilarious
But also look at this
F***ing picture
Look at that
Yeah
This doesn't really do it for me
I feel like you guys are getting off of
The jerk off contest
See I'm like yeah
It's so
I don't know that power
It must be nice to just be like
Have that physique
Mr. F***ing Universe
So these two people in this picture
Were both 18 when this picture was taken
Yeah
I don't know do you think
That's his roommate
Yeah that was his roommate
When they were both 18 years old
Would you like to move in with me
Yeah I guess I will Mr.
Schwarzenegger
He's like
Raul Raul
Would you like to be my roommate
You tiny man I will help
Protect you from the big people
Dude his
His packs are insane
Oh they're f***ing huge
He's definitely on Roy's too
He's got the whole triad
Right exactly not only that
He actually had to have
I mean because your heart's a muscle
So when you're taking medicines
I'm gonna call it medicines
Drugs that make your muscles grow
Your heart's gonna grow too
He had to have a surgery that took a part of his heart out
Just because it got so big
It was just too big for his chest
So
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Thanks buddy
Oh Margot Gay's still playing
Hell yeah
Yeah baby
Talking about packs
Traps and delts
Untitled Pogs
You're talking about traps
I'm not gay I just wanted a buggy to some Marvin
Hell yeah
This is Arnold
Next to his 18 year old roommate when they were both 18
Oh my god
I should photoshop a Christmas hat on him
And that can be the
Oh yeah we forgot to do the
VR thing
Also can somebody please explain to me
Why it looks like Arnold just got out of the shower
And his roommate is fully clothed
He's like oh we taking
Picture one minute need to shower
He's like
I just got out of the shower
I'm ready for photoshoot
He's like I'm comfortable
With my body
He's like I'm here too
Untitled podcast we'll go to femboy hooters
Femboy hooters
Maybe I can get Don Juan's Palace
Uploaded by him
It's coming along pretty good
Don Juan's Palace
Don't lose it this time
No it's hilarious
I just have to get enough hours in that stupid game
How many hours do you need?
40 hours I think 40 to 80
It's just so painful dude I gotta make like
So many friends and be in the game for like
40 to 80 hours I probably have like 20
So I have to spend like 20 more hours
In that game
And just friend request to everybody that you see
Yeah
Cause they figure if you put that much time into it
You're gonna get they're gonna weed off the
Autists that just wanna
Populate the game with just retarded shit
Exactly dude
It's gonna be so funny
Because I'm just gonna make it my home world
Yeah just go there
But like today you just have to see it
It's just gonna be funny
Like I made Don Juan's
Grocery into do list
It's like he's got like a bulletin board on the wall
One of the things
It says is like
Call Walmart to ask about
The movie
About the ship that's been hacked
This is it says ask for Mason
That's awesome
You'll see what I can upload
This would be a podcast that we would be able to
Upload video to as well
We'd be able to
When we did that
The virtual podcast
Last week we could like
Record all of our faces if we're not
Altogether and then do it
That way but if we had
Multiple cameras
We could do multiple angles
And do it just here but the only way
That we could actually do video for this podcast is if we
Are currently is if we
All like had like a webcam that we were talking
To like and shit
Or you could just live stream
It and then just take the download
The VOD from it
Yeah I got a thing called SideQuest
That it lets you stream
What you see in your Oculus
So you can do that for just one person
It saves it directly to the quest
And you can pull it off of it even to your phone
Oh really? Yeah
So we could do video for that if we just chose like
Can we put video on Spotify?
I don't think you can
Or would we have to start the untitled YouTube?
Untitled YouTube
Alright starting next week
Untitled YouTube
Okay let's not promise that
Or got some kinks and maybe next week
I'll get the domain
For us
We'll make an untitled podcast
YouTube page and you got the
Audio files from our old ones right?
We could upload those to YouTube
And maybe if we got
Is anybody good with like
Virtual shit?
Like internet shit?
Like being able to put like each of our
Like an icon for each of us
And put like the audio wave
Next to it so it kind of looks
That's what a lot of podcasts do they put like a little icon
For each person and then have like audio
Waves next to it I feel like that more
Comes down to the editing
Yeah but like we could do that
And then like eventually once we get
To the point we could get like actual video
On it and like then we could also
You know post our misadventures
If we go on like the fucking
Rake quest
We could do that
But I think
Untitled YouTube is our next project
That we're gonna we might go to
We already have a Gmail account so YouTube
Should be the same
Where are my table lights?
They broke Tyler broke them
Yeah I broke them
That's like the only reason I came over to do this
Fucking thing
Untitled VR and untitled YouTube
Untitled YouTube? Untitled
Adventures. Yeah dude because
Follow me on Twitch
We could upload our
Misadventure to Silver Bay
On there
That'd be pretty funny
Yeah but we could just put
A couple shit on there and then you know
Next podcast
When we have next podcast when we have
More time we need to talk about Silver Bay
In depth. We can talk about it
Right now like we how much hours
We got in here?
Uh 150
Oh we got an hour left. You told the Silver
Bay stories on my podcast?
No I did he wasn't here
Yeah because like
By the way did I send you the link
To the yeah
There's a bunch of different shit that like we
Didn't see apparently like it's um
What was it there was like a
We were are using a different
Facial cream because like you're looking pretty
Young right now like you look actively younger
Play that sexy music
Alright I'm gonna go start my truck real quick
No I'm not
Stop looking at me
With this fucking music playing
Did you get like a haircut
Or something? No
You're looking young boy
Did you shave?
I mean I'm usually
Shaved I
Wish the paypal would bring me some good news
I shave every other day and we're on
Day two here
We'll be shaving in the morning
Tomorrow
Oh you still had your no shave November
Mustache last time I'll tell you what
I did I did do that today
Looking all clean shaven like
Oh I have a question to ask
I was debating this with a co-worker
Today at work
What is the cut off for like a parent
To like stop posting
I mean honestly in my
Opinion you never should be but like for home
Pictures and shit
When should you stop taking pictures of your
Child naked
Wait wait wait
When should you start
I'm not saying
It's like everybody has baby
Pictures like you like
Yeah like you in the bathtub
Like it's not pornography I mean
I guess by definition it technically could be
But it's like a family
Shit you'd find in like me ma's
Family photo album
I don't mean like sexual
Content of a child
I'd say like above three is
Is a cut off Cause there's a person
That my co-worker knew
That is posting to their
Snapchat story videos
Of their four year old daughter
Just completely naked I'm like
That's like you're teetering on
Straight up like not only is that
Weird that's cheese pizza right there
Cause this is like a forty year old mother too
So like there's definitely some
Creepy dudes on her snap they're like
Oh my god look at that kid
Listening to Marvin Gaye
What's the purpose of
Being like oh look it's my
I don't know I've never got it but like I
Have pictures and so does my brother
Just like us like they're like tasteful
Baby news
But like there's like
Two or three of them
It's not like that was some it's just like
Bath time shit like that
I think Todd is right
Like probably like three
After that like
I would say like two is
The cut off and I don't
Think at any point that shit should be
Posted online It shouldn't be public
But like if it's in like a baby album
Or something that that makes sense to me
I've seen people even put on their baby pictures
They put like a little smiley face
Yeah like on that yeah over their junk
Just so okay I'll say my junk
Wasn't in any of the pictures it would be like
Right ass shot
Yeah I feel like for junk
Shots like anything over like
Newborn is like yeah
Yeah I just realized
There's probably a good chance my mother
Is taking more nude pictures of me
Than myself
I have taken zero
I actually don't think I've ever sent
A nude have you ever sent a dick pic
No never how about you
Allie Mack only solicited
You know I got a dick pic once from
No I got a dick pic
From I got a dick pic
Big beep
I got a dick pic from
Beepis who will never show up here
Ever but
Back to the silver bay thing
You can corroborate some of the stories
That I had right
I think so I'll stop you if you start
Embellishing on the stories
I remember what happened there
Yes so you remember when we went up the
Stairs and then we got that huge
Spike on the fucking
EMF detector right like it went up to
Fucking like 10 or like 12 or something
Right yes didn't we rule that out
As AirBuds phone though
No that was like when me and you went
Like it was just like when you were
Oh when we were at the gym
Like when we were going
When we went up to the gym and it like
Spiked up to a fucking significant
Degree and neither of our phones were like
Doing anything and then I took the picture with
My Polaroid which
When you take a picture it's supposed to come out
With a protective blue film to protect
The developing picture from
Light exposure which can tamper
With it and it came out
Completely black instead of that light
Blue and all the film was there
There was no reason for a misfire
I've taken a thousand pictures with it
Yeah and the flash was on too
It should have came out very very bright
White after a blue disappearing
Layer disappeared but it came out
Pitch black and stayed pitch black
Okay and then you can corroborate
The uh
Co-ob-o-ate
Co-ob-o-ate you can co-ob-o-ate my
Shoei
So anyways we was at the Silver Bay
And uh
I have a feet impediment
So then we took the spirit box
The spirit box
Was like wah wah wah
So you can
You can uh you can
Back up the story here where when we
Went to the fucking council circle
And it kept on doing like the different
Voices and like it started off with like the weird
Kids saying like hello
Yeah it sounded like children and then
This was the week that the Boy Scouts
Disbanded yeah
And this is the circle where the Boy Scouts
Were like founded
According to Tyler I never fact checked that
No it is
I buy it
I believe it
It had a plaque too that said that
Yeah so um
You look like a fucking retard
Thanks
You look like an actual asshole you look worse than
John Lennon in the whole picture
I want to fucking punch you in your fucking face
So anyways
So we can
See how the stories we can see how the
Stories differentiate between the podcast
That's already happened because I haven't listened to that one
But then you
Stepped inside of the circle
While I was holding the spirit box
Wait what about the part where it's kept on saying
Like um like
Stop don't go
Look over here Lee Yes that did happen
I forgot about that
And it was a deeper voice it wasn't like a kid
No the deep voice didn't stop
The deep voice didn't start until you
Went in the circle I remember that
There was like the kids voices and then there was like
The adult voice and then there was the
Deep deep voice Yeah and the deep voice
I can't what I think it said
Leave because like it said
Leave now Yeah and then like
And you guys both agree that
Yes oh yes I can't remember
Exactly what it said but it was clear
As day like a spirit box the way
It works is it cycles through radio
Channels like super fast like all
Across the fucking spectrum
Spectrum of the radio so like
You're not going to be picking
Something up on Fly 92.3 that you'd be
Picking up on 104.5 team here
So if it's going across those channels
If it goes across multiple channels
That's something like
And occasionally you'll think you'll hear shit because
It catches little tiny blips
Of like it's like it's literally like
Cycling through it's going like
So eventually you're like
Like you'll hear that occasionally
But it's not like a full
Yeah you'll hear something clearly
And it said
I don't remember exactly what it said
But it said like get out leave
Yeah and it was super
Deep it was like
Leave I can't mimic it
It didn't sound human it was very bizarre
Yeah that's what chills up my spine bro
And that was the first thing that we had seen
Up to that point Yeah because we were fucking around
Up to that point Yeah and we
Weren't really getting anything like we had like the
Temperature drop and the spike on the EMF
And then we got like that weird
It probably was Matrix thing but like remember
We saw like that weird like skull face
Thing in like the window
I don't you said that I don't think
I saw that Yeah but
It might have been Matrix thing of like the light and shit
But it looked like a skull to me
I just remember when we walked
Out of the woods it was like so don't get
Me wrong you have like that spooky
Like chills up your spine kind of thing where like
You feel like something's watching you
But then you have like the profound feeling
Of something actually fucking
Watching you and you felt that
Like it was more than just like a spine
Chill kind of thing like you
It felt like there were eyes on us
You couldn't see where they were from but you knew
The general direction and it always looked dark
There when we finally got out of
The woods there's like just emergency
Lights that are like powering on the
Roads and shit and when we got back down
There and we were out of the woods back on like the main
Campus we shined the flashlight up and you could see
The whole tree line but then as
Soon as you went to the path where it felt like
It was watching you from it was like the light just
Wasn't hitting anything and then it kind of black
And then it dissipated a little bit
And then when we put our light off it it went
Right back to it and then right after
That I will give Tyler
The slightest bit of credit and to be honest this could
Have just been my own brain but
When we walked to the chapel
That was not that far on to it
You felt that like watching feeling
Just go away like you just you felt
Very like I'm not gonna say
I felt like at peace or anything but like the
Anxiety of like feeling that you were being
Watched stopped. You look like
Fucking Bill Murray in Caddy's show
You kind of do
And then right after that
Fucking chapel thing we walked out
And I have the videos of it I can't remember
If Tyler took any but I'll pull them up
Yeah so fucking
The lights in the auditorium
Started flickering like
Not flickering they were going on and off
All at once and there were stage lights that
You had to throw off. Yeah there was
Stage lights the seating lights like it was
It was lights that were plugged in individually
On the inside of the place
So like it doesn't make sense that they were
Unless like somehow
Like six people
A master breaker switch was just getting flipped
Back and forth
There's no explanation for it did you show
Them the video? I don't know if I showed them the videos
I'll pull it up because I was showing my buddy
Last week I think I know where I can find it
But like when you were like when like the
Stage lights which is the more like
Like interesting thing is like the stage
Lights where you literally had to fucking throw
A fucking like lever that's like
A hard lever to like throw
And that's how you turn on the lights and like four of them
Were going on at the same time. What the fuck
And like that was the weird
Thing because
The thing by the woods felt real
Fucking bad and then
The thing it felt like a
A better spirit or like a
Like a more benign or like good spirit
Was trying to lure us away
From the forest by making us
Go farther away from the forest
Because the forest was way over that
Way and we were thinking about going back
To the forest which
That's later in the story that Ali Matt can
Can talk about but when
We were going back to the fucking like he like
Yo are the lights on over there
And I go what do you mean the fucking lights
Are on over there there's nobody fucking here
Yeah Tyler was calling bullshit on me
Which was pretty funny. Yeah. Because up to this
Point like when we went back with Casey and Air Bud
They were both just tearing me and
Tyler to pieces. But up to this point
It was pretty much me ragging on Tyler thinking
Everything was stupid and then we got in
And Tyler thought I was fucking with him I was like dude
No the fucking lights in that place
Just turned on I'm like I saw it fucking
Happen and he was like what
And then I got turned over and Tyler looked over and he was like
But they were off at that point because like
No no you saw it and the lights were on but you're like
I'm pretty sure those were always on
And I'm like no like it's not like
I just noticed that the lights were on I saw
Them turn on
And then as I said that
The fucking lights shut off
And me and Tyler were like alright
Fuck this shit like this is not cool
Anymore and then they turned back on
Again and I'm like we gotta go over there
And I'm like we gotta go over there. It did it for like
20 minutes until finally the lights
Just stayed off and then we went back
With Casey and Air Bud later and nothing happened
And nothing happened. Yeah I got the video right here
Did you see the video
Did you tell them about the fucking
One of when we went with them
That's the time that they were talking about
Did you get the uh did you
Remember the part where when we're like okay
Alright that shit was weird let's go
Back to the woods because that was where the most important
Thing was and I'm like let's turn on the spirit box
Do you remember what the spirit box said?
I remember you were
The one thing I will disagree with with this part
Was I for some reason I
Got ballsy and I was like we should
Go back there we should go back to the circle that's where
We were getting shit and you were apprehensive
You were like no
I don't think that we should
Fucking be playing here you talked about the whole
Like the more you expose
Yourself to that shit the more the door opens
For shit to follow you back home with you
And I'm like I already had that shit open and you didn't
Yeah and I was just like let's fucking I was like
Fucking fully down for it I was like that was pretty
Honestly pretty cool like I wanna go back there
Cause we didn't take any videos when we were fucking
Like getting shit on the spirit box
Like we took some videos of the spirit box
But I don't even think I saved them cause we didn't get anything
And then when it happened
But like when it happens it distracts you
Like you're not thinking like oh we gotta get this on camera
You're like this is fucking
Creepy like the last thing that pops
In your mind in the moment is
Oh I gotta get my video camera
Cause it was like holy shit like we're
Actually interacting with something
That we can't fucking see
And it's speaking to us like you can't
Really wrap your head around it you're
I don't know it catches you
Beyond off guard
But the spookiest part for me was what the
Fucking spirit box said on the way back to the woods
That is a spooky picture
What did it say on the way back to the
Ally Mac do you remember what it said?
It did so it said
I can't remember so first
It said your name it said
No that was the last thing it said
Oh right no you're right you're right you're right
And we started walking back and I think
I can't remember I think I was antagonizing
It and Tyler was just sort of jumping
In cause I think at this point he was kind of like
Alright fine we'll go back I don't think anything's gonna happen
Did you do the tech pagans?
Kinda cause he's like oh we're fucking
Coming back I can't remember if it was me
Or Tyler that said it I think it was me
And Tyler was like chill
It was like oh
We're coming back to your fucking
Scratch me? Yeah it was like we're coming back to your fucking
Circle what are you gonna do?
And then um
That was the last question that was asked
Was what are you gonna do?
And it came through super clear
Over three words and it said
Sever into pieces
Sever
Yeah and we were both like
Fuck this and Tyler
You got super defensive at that point
And he started grabbing his fucking chain
This is plus my bishop
Like just going ballistic
And then all it said
So did you guys have time to discuss
No this was happening
In the moment like we were sever into pieces
And it was like you heard that right? And we discussed
That we both heard sever into pieces
And then case then Tyler
Went on the fucking Jesus
Tyrae and as soon as he finished
The Jesus Tyrae it just said
Tyler Lee and Tyler
Was like we're leaving
It said his name? Yeah it said
My name. It did
And Tyler was like no we're good
We can wrap up now
We've had our fun
And then I gotta be
Right on the cusp of where this fucking video is
I have it
It's on my snapchat
Here it is 35 second video
So here's the auditorium
The lights are on right there
There is nobody here
Within like miles
These lights are going on and off
By themselves
For no reason
We're supposedly on haunted grounds
Supposedly on haunted
Fuckin' retard
That's an auditorium
That burnt to the ground
There they go
Is it like a regular
I just can't fucking believe that I've been doing it for 10 minutes
You can see it's the lights on the outside
The stage lights like there's multiple
Tears to them like we went up to it
I have some pictures of like the action
Is it at a regular
No it's at a random fucking interval
I wanna see that again
There you go I'll just turn the volume down
So it doesn't keep opening
It was pretty fucking wild
It was very creepy and then we went with Casey
And Airbod, Casey was sick
To begin with
And then all of 10 minutes
Into it
You
Two days ago
Now Ghost
There's nothing I can do for you right here
We're too late
You're dead bro
Oh shit
Bro did you hear that
I heard that
Are you frightened I'm not frightened
Don't
I got me and my partner Casey
He's my tech guy
My editor and my
Secondary investigator with me
And they can do all the spooky things that I don't wanna do
Oh bro did you see that
Did you see that
That guy just moved by himself
Oh my god the lights
I am not a coward
Ghost pals
Ah here
Isn't that wild though
Dude that video is nuts
Right
When we put this on YouTube we'll find
A way to fucking attach the video
Alright guys we're heading up to
A place up in the Adirondacks called
Silver Bay
It's supposedly haunted by boy scouts
That burn to death in a fire, demons
And other spooky shit
Spooky shit
Anybody else got anything to add on to that
In case we die
My name is Jonathan
Airswire of the night what the fuck
Fucking Airbod
He's pretty much a hero
This is like the beginning of the
Player Witch project
This is the fucking Player Witch project
It's lovely
It was about some spooky stories
Yeah from Silver Bay here
So when me and Ali Mag
Went up our last night
We were eating and then all the counselors were
Going to see
It's real fucking spooky looking
But when we were actually out there
We were doing a spirit box session
And every time that we started getting
To the center of the ring
It kept on saying like stop
And go home and leave and shit
So I'm like woah
That's some spooky shit
And like freaking Ali Mags
And some shit like woah
I don't think that's
Kid spirits man
And I'm like I don't think so
Even in a spooky ass voice game
And it said
Rrrrrr
Don't those used to be like
Boy Scouts of America
Yeah that's actually where the Boy Scouts of America was actually founded
But
The other stories are
The Inn burnt down
And killed three kids inside it
It used to be shaped like a T
It's now shaped like a U
The middle part was the part that was
Burnt down
There was a little boy that drowned on the campus
And then his mother committed suicide
On the campus as well
And apparently
There was also a
Revolutionary war battle that took place
On the campus as well
So I have some ghost stories
Written by other people about Silver Bay
Ready to go
Did you tell them what the fire fighter guy that you were talking to
From up there said about that
Yeah so he
He's in front of a neighboring district
Apparently the fire department that covers this place
Isn't too great at answering their calls
Or for whatever reason they've
They've done a lot of mutual aid over there cause they're like one of the
Neighboring territories
And they say that like two or three times a year
They get called there just for the
Auditorium lights acting up
And they don't
By the time they get there they're always out
And they just sorta like
Just leave
Cause like what the fuck are you like there's nothing going on
But it's
It's just weird that it gets reported
So I
On the websites of people that have
Ghost stories from here, none of them
Go on about the lights of the auditorium
Which I actually find pretty surprising especially since
Like he was like yeah no I know
What you're talking about, I was like what
Like he wasn't surprised when I showed him the video
He's like that's pretty cool cause I've never actually seen
It happen but like that's like
It's it's I don't even
Know who gets called in by I gotta ask him more about
That and talk about it next week but
That's just crazy
Oh fuck this is the actual day that it happened
I took a picture
Of the actual thing like
Right up close so that's how it looks
When the lights like turned on
On the inside
I didn't actually study this picture but I'm actually
Interested to see if there's fucking anything in here
That's fucking creepy
So I'll read some of the stories from here
When I was in Silver Bay New York
Me and my friend Ashley
Were, I'm not gonna say
The last name, were sleeping and she
Got into the big
Bed and I got into the small bed that
Was in the room and in the middle of the night
Her bed moved from being straight
To being sideways touching mine
While she was sleeping on it
She woke me up and I woke her
She woke me up and when I
Woke her up her face
Like so like the noise woke her up
I'm assuming is what she means this is terrible
English but
Her friends face
Was beet red trying to move
The bed back into place
Later that day you could
Shit I never noticed that before man
Hold on one sec
Finish this out of here, it was like a heavy bed
Is that what they're saying? Yeah so it was a heavy bed
And she fell asleep and she woke
Up to the noise of I'm assuming
She woke up to the noise cause it doesn't say what she
Says she woke me up and when I
Woke up her face was beet red
Trying to move the bed back into
Place later that day you could
Hear screams and moans throughout the floor
My other friend woke up
Standing on her bed
What the fuck
So this is the picture right
Like I took of the other
At that time so I'm zooming
In on it and look at
What the fuck I found at the
Top of the curtain
I mean that could be anything
That could be anything but that's creepy
Almost like a
Almost looks like a nose
I see what you're talking about there's kind of a
Little face in there
That's creepy don't like that
I mean it's not like
Anything that is profound
I bet that could have just been something backstage
Looks like
That's not just
Backstage Ali Max see that's at the
Very top of the curtain
I know but there could be there could be something
Hanging from up there though like it's a
Backstage area there was like
Stairs and shit back there too
There's a bunch of things that could be light bouncing on
So you're seeing like a face
Yeah like the two like black eyes
And like a mouth yeah dude
That's fucking creepy
Oh there's three pages
I just figured
I just found that that's new
I just it almost looks like a
Female yeah that's fucking right
Dude wow
Oh that's irritating so
The top the first story that was ever posted
About this place it says I have pictures from going
To a school trip in November there's three of them
An Indian woman and seven
Other ghosts are full figure in my photo
Submitted by anonymous
But there's a bunch of these
That talk about Indians
That seems to be the one thing that's common
And there was
There's one two
Dude a fucking totem pole
He's talking about Indians
Look at that you're talking about sucked faces
There's that see that
That's like a totem pole look at that
And then look at that yo the one on the top
Actually looks kind of uncanny
To a face that's
That's fucking creepy
I don't like that
Dude I'm getting dude I never
Dude that's fucking scary man
That's kind of creepy
And see there's three faces
Right there bro
I see like shadowly
Well like white
Figures yeah dude
Oh shit and I gotta look up the totem pole
I don't know damn dude that's fucking
Scary man let me see it again
Oh my god
There's multiple fucking faces in there
Man that one's like the most
Profound one but like the ones
That's fucking
And dude there's six lights in there
And only like a couple would go on
At a time
They all came on together
Bro it's almost like
It's almost like they're peeking through at you
Yeah dude that's what I'm fucking saying man
Alright so I'm trying to pull up the campus map
Because I'm trying to remember the name of the building
That's super creepy it's not Pain Hall
Hepron? Hepron
That's it that's it Hepron
Hepron Hall there's a lot of
Stories about like there's a couple from
Pain Hall which is like the big
That's what this one is Hepron
Hall is the fucking
Creepy one
It's like this old
Dark building that they don't use anymore
It's locked 365 days
Of the year
It's
This one
That one
Me, Casey, Tyler, and Airbud
Went into the basement of
And it was like this weird
Like shed area yeah yeah the spot right there
Underneath the staircase the door was unlocked
To it and we were fucking around nothing
Nothing happened but a lot of people have stories
Been there I can't find the link to the other site
I'm sure I can find it I just
Texted my buddy asking me to send it
But there's stories of being in
There and a lot of people report
Hearing footsteps
Footsteps the common one
With that people out in the woods
See Indians like fucking crazy
Because there was the
Indians were killed on those grounds
Like fucking crazy that was
And the Revolutionary War
Was also fought on top it was Civil War
No Revolution it was Revolution
Oh yeah sorry Revolution yeah
No I'm going crazy but that's I mean
It's like all Lake George Lake George was
Just a huge fucking battleground for that pretty much
The whole war so
Dude but that dude I just
Noticed those fucking faces in there that's fucking
Creepy I don't like it
I don't like that at all the fucking
Scariest part is they were fucking
Looking at us man yeah and we
We went into that building
With so we didn't we
Didn't realize in truth be told I think me and Tyler
Were probably too scared to do it that trip
But the doors are
I don't even think there is a door if you walk
Up the stairs isn't it just open entry into
The building no there was a door it was just
Unlocked and it like didn't know it was like
Half open yeah it was like
It didn't have a hinge or like a
A lock on it so you could just walk right in
And we were just fucking around in there nothing happened
While we were inside though no like we were behind
That fucking curtain I have
A video of us behind yeah we were we
Walked back where those faces are
Dude that's that's the part
That's fucking creepy
Yeah
So that's and the auditorium
There that's on record you can
You can look it up I'm sure I could
Source a link if you really wanted me to
But that place did partially
Burned to the ground and they rebuilt
It then the main area
I believe pain hall
Used to be
Was it it was a U that they turned into
A T right when it burns yes
So it used to be like
Let's pretend
This is the building it used to
Be a U here then
These two wings burnt
So they replaced it with a single column
Along the middle and I believe
A couple people died in that fire
But that was that was way
Long ago though I couldn't fucking find
Anything about that online so it
Might not be true I don't know but
That's that's what Tyler told me
And honestly most of the facts on this one
He actually provided were true so
I can't discredit him on this one
But then then the auditorium you can
Find that was like 20 or 30 years ago
And there is record of that happening but
Nobody died in that fire
I would like to say that they
Auditorium burnt down
I don't think that they could find a cause for it
Wow it's almost like
Those faces are looking out like who's
Who's here like the way you look at your blinds
Yeah dude it's fucking creepy
There's like fucking three of them
And I think that
There's like something in the middle too
The one in the middle looked like it was like kind of like
More like yeah like just
Oh dude I see everybody
Here sees it
Oh that's fucking creepy I don't think Casey's behind it
Let me see again
I'll pull it up again That's hard like it's grainy
Like it's year he's zooming in
Pretty fucking far here so it's
Hard to tell if it's just some like it could just
Be something up in the rafters like
There's no definitive proof of it but
To me it kind of looks like especially the
One in the top looks like it's looking right
At you so the bottom one I think
Is the creepiest cause it looks almost like a fucking skull
Yeah
You see the bottom one okay
Right that one
I see how this whole thing
Looks like a face with a guy with a top hat
There's a guy I'm trying to bring
Hat man into this
There's a top one that one
Looks like it's kind of like facing like to the side
And then the one right there
In the middle looks like it's just materializing
Like it's just like forming
Bro that looks like
That looks like Jesus is punching
The funny thing was
It looks like a solar plexus clown glider
Oh my god
Solar plexus clown glider
Dude but look at that picture
Dude it looks like a solar plexus clown
It kind of does
It looks like a solar plexus clown glider
Alright screenshot that and send it to Casey
So we can make that
Screenshot that and send it to Casey
So we can make that the thumbnail for this one
Everybody who's scared of the clown glider
Is gonna fucking see it again
It is pretty creepy
But no I would like to say that the second time
We went there with Casey and Airbud
Nothing happened, Casey busted his ass
On like Casey was like more
Or less having fun but he was sick
And still pissed that he went
And then he just ate shit on the ice
And like I thought
You fucking broke your tailbone
I was a ghost, a spooky ghost
He pushed me
He got up and from that point on
Casey was just not having a good time
And then like we were like going by this
Vent that was like that like you could see
Like the foundation of the gym
Which is the place that I had the weird thing with my camera
I gotta zoom in on this and then show you
The solar plexus clown glider
Okay so see that
Everybody, you've seen it
Like the skull face type thing
Oh yeah I see it Tyler
And then look at that
It looks similar
Those pictures are one in the same
One in the same
I see it
Dude we fucking interacted with a solar plexus clown glider
My guy
We fucking found one man
Holy shit
It's a solar plexus clown glider
I think the funniest part of all of what we did there though
Was like me and Tyler started to really get
Autistically into like this fucking vent
That was by the basement
And Airbud was kind of biting too
And then I think it was Casey
It might have been
It might have been Airbud that figured it out
You'll probably remember better than me
But we started realizing that the reason the EMF reader
Was spiking so much was just because
We were holding it close to a phone
And like we debunked it ourselves right there
But me and Tyler were so into it
Like oh my god it's off the fucking charts
These are the highest ratings I've ever died in
Like let's get it on video this is nuts
And then I think it was Casey's just like
Wait that's when you put the phone close to it
No
These are the highest ratings of the night
That's the highest ratings
We've gotten
I think you're looking for a lot of
Stuff that isn't there
You're seeing patterns
The eternal skeptic
Sean the non-believer
I believe in ghosts
Absolutely
I also think you're trying
To see stuff in those pictures
I do kind of agree with that
It looks like there's one face that could be there
But again it could just be junk behind the stage
That I wouldn't say is definitive proof
What I would say is weird is the fucking lights
The lights is the one concrete
Evidence we have of some
Fuck shit
Because I did research afterwards and I'm like is it possible
That they could have it on just like a timer
Every night to like cycle the lights
So like they don't burn out
Or some weird shit because it's all studio lighting
I couldn't find anything about that
I don't know
I don't even know if anybody fucking listens to this
But if you do and you know shit about studio lights
Prove me wrong if I'm wrong
My girlfriend was a theater kid and I asked her about it
And she was like no man
That's not something you do
Yeah
The lights can definitely be programmed
To do that I don't know why
I know exactly but why in the mid
And it wasn't like an on the hour
Kind of thing
Like it was like 11
15
17 at night that it happened
It went for like around
20ish minutes
I mean it felt like 20 it probably was only like
5 or 10
It was just fucking mind blowing to see
It happen it was several consecutive
Minutes that was the only time I pulled my phone out
Because it was fucking dying that whole night
I'd like to go go something again see some shit
I would too so actually
Actually what I
He might not actually be a bad guy to have on the podcast
But so my buddy he
He buys into this stuff too he loves going
Ghost hunting he likes going on tours of places
That are supposedly haunted and getting walked
Through them and stuff he can get us access
To a supposedly haunted theater
Somewhere in Queensbury
Oh shit if he could get us access
Like unlimited access
I think he like knows
Like he knows somebody that
Can get us in there and he's like
There's no record of anyone dying in it or anything
But like most people like it's just
Known like with the locals the place is probably
Fucking haunted and there was a couple other
Places that sound like they'd be kind of sketchy and like
Kind of trespassy that we wouldn't want to do
But he's like I'd be down to do
Them but like there
Is definitely a chance of getting caught
So I was like I'm gonna stay away from that
I know I know the I know a couple
Places that are fucking insane
But like we definitely get caught
Going to them you know I still
Think that it would be fairly easy
To do what is it Pinewoods what's the name
Of it I've looked into it
That place is easier to get into
Than most people make it out to be oh no it's easy to
Get into but it's fucking wide open
Like you fucking go in there
They're gonna like the cops can see you from the fucking
Street yeah but it's also
A huge fucking cemetery
You have room to move there
Yeah but there is trees
And you can obviously just hide behind
A headstone too
That's true but
The the cops of that
Area patrol
That like a fucking hawk at night
I know but so
The one thing too
Did I tell the story like one of the
First podcasts I was on of when I was
A kid and me and my brother stumbled
Upon the cemetery on
Like the old house that we grew up on
Where we had like ten acres
And then like the family did again
Oh no you never told us okay okay
So another ghost story from
My childhood me and my brother grew up
In a house in Clarksville which is very
Rural and we had a bunch of acres
This might not have actually been on our property
We were going pretty deep into our fucking woods
Here but it was deep in the woods
There wasn't any roads near us like
Behind our house woods just
Went on for like a couple miles
So one day we just
Were going through there and we reached sort of
Like this clearing where like it turned from
Like this dust like all this
Like rocky crevicey kind of
Honestly pretty rough terrain
That like we had to navigate our way around
Our cats got stuck in them a couple times we got them out
Though but um we made it
To like this clearing where it was just all flat
Ground it was the fall so all of the
Leaves had fallen off from whatever type of tree
It was it was all like the same type of tree it was kind of weird
And we just ventured into it for probably
I want to say like a quarter mile half mile
And we found like this
Weird graveyard that um
It was like that fence
That's not really a fence it's like those spiky
Fences that stick up like four inches
Like it's something you could easily
Just step over but it was
And there was like five or six headstones
In it that weren't tall they were the ones that are
Like they're not they're not like
The plaques that are in the ground they're raised a couple
Inches off like it was about the same height
As the fence was
And like you couldn't
Really make out what was on them they were completely acid
Washed just from being there forever
Like they were very clearly old grades
So um and we
Tried to go back into the woods to find them
Cause it was getting dark that night and we're just like
Alright let's go back it's not like we could have taken pictures or anything
I was like fucking seven my brother
That was like twelve so
But we can never find it again and we've
We scoured the woods for that like
As long as we lived there until my brother
Was like eighteen which makes me
Thirteen and we
Never could find it again so we
Had some ghost stories from the house too not not like
Spooky spirits though they were nice ones
Like we had the um like
That's a very common thing
Like not common thing but like
Finding like a graveyard in the woods type thing
Because um it was back
There though no like that's the thing like
The um like back in like the revolutionary
War times on your
Property is where you'd bury
Your dead type thing so
That might have been someone's like fucking
Like cabin in the woods that they fucking
Had yeah no and I recognize
That and I understand that probably is what it
Was but the two things I just found weird is
One just I mean like
It was a pretty fucking
Big clearing too so we would have been able
To see any houses that were on it I honestly
Don't believe that we were on our property
At this point we had ventured far enough away from
Our house that I think we crossed some of these
Like the property line but
There was no buildings in sight
And you could easily you have like
At least a quarter mile of
Visibility in any direction
Um and there was no buildings
No nothing and it was starting to get kind
Of dark so we were heading back
Like we would have seen lights on in houses
To like they would have been easy to make
Out so it was kind of weird of just how
Fucking far back it was set
Like I you see
That a lot in Clarksville you can just drive
Into Clarksville you'll pass a couple of those
Small like like five
Six grave cemeteries it's very
Clearly like family owned the land they buried
The people that lived there on it but
And they those are the creepiest cemeteries
In my opinion the small ones
Yeah they're just like there's only
Six there's only six people that
Lived in it it's like a baby that died
And like fucking like
Five year olds some Oregon trail
Shit but like
This is gonna sound fucking
Fake and I don't care if you guys believe me
Because this fucking would actually happen
But I used to go hiking
On this trail up in the Adirondacks
And um it was a pretty
Like just well well ran trail
So like it was just like stuff but like
I like to go off trail a little bit
Not like super far but like you know
Kind of forge my own way through things
And I was going on a trail that like
I went on like a shit ton of times
And um I forged my way
Out on like to like just some like
Random like fucking like area
And there was a fucking like
Cabin out there that was like a really like
Old dilapidated cabin
That like I like explored
And like it was it was an empty cabin
It was like an old empty cabin I'm like
Okay whatever and then like
Another time I went back with like one of my friends
I'm like y'all we gotta find this fucking
Cabin that I found like it was really cool
It was like in this area and like I went to
The area that I thought exactly where it was
Fucking nothing there
It was just a clearing so
And I'm like and like you know if
There was a structure somewhere there's like
Remnants of a structure even if you tear down a structure
Like foundation even like the
Old timey like like like revolutionary
War things have like the foundation of like
Hammered in like fucking shit
So if somebody went in and tore it down
There still would be like somewhat
Like you would see that there was something there
But it was gone like there was
There was no like anything of it
Wow. Yeah.
You got any ghost stories here Dan?
No I think I told the one that was like
The rake?
That was my buddy's story
I missed that one which you gotta show me which
Podcast I was on cause it was a fucking dude
That gave me goosebumps that story man
This kid is like that
Actually like it wasn't that
Experience but it was an experience
Is that our crazy friend?
Yeah yeah I mean he real good dude
You know medic he's like wilderness medic
He's a little
Out there. Well yeah yeah I mean
You know he lives back in the woods
Huh?
I'll tell ya
But um yeah no
He had like another experience
With this like
This chick he was seeing
She was like waking up. What's that?
I said tell it. Well I mean I'll just give you the synopsis
Cause he probably wouldn't you know want me
To tell the whole thing but
Just this chick that he was seeing um
She started like waking up with like scratches on her
And stuff. Did someone just
Scratch me?
Well no like in the middle of the night she would like
Sit up in the middle of the night and like weird shit
I mean I might be mixing two stories
Actually from two people but um
Yeah he thinks
That he like
At one point like picked something up
From this girl that like stayed with him
Not a venereal disease
Like you know
A spirit and he thinks that
He like passed it to like somebody else
Um so he doesn't have it
Anymore? No he
Became super religious dude
Because of this. Like really?
Insanely
Religious. More than
This guy? More than that guy. Really?
Yes. Yes.
Yeah and like I was saying
I was having a conversation with him the other day where he was just
Talking about how like viruses actually are demons
And back in the day
Like that's why they thought that
They thought like when they
Were sick it was a demon. He goes because
It is. You don't
Understand. Wait so why
What evidence did he bring forward to
Try to justify that?
Well he said that like viruses
Have never been. He says they've
Never isolated a virus which I
Didn't look into. I just. I don't f**k with whatever
I'm like sure
It doesn't sound right but for the
Sake of this conversation okay
You know and I was like like I said I was just playing flight
Simulator listening to him. Uh huh
Uh huh. Yup. Okay
Uh huh. And uh
Yeah he just uh
What else was he going on about?
About how
He's big on like this
Whole ego thing. Right?
Like the death of ego and shit?
Yeah. That's a big like
Psychedelic thing yeah.
Well psychedelics too.
Psychedelics bro.
What do they call that?
A mystical experience?
Like a
Out of body? No I think they call
It a mystical experience like where you like
Transcend and then like
Ego yeah. For a period of time
You like you know
It's happening. Most people would call
It a hallucination.
Other people who are like into that like whole
Ego death thing. It's like a
Stage you reach where
So it's like the other world comes through to you.
I feel like that when I play VR chat.
So I yeah
I get like the whole
Like the whole like um
Ego death thing but
This was a thing that kept happening
To me when I was going
Through probably one of my darkest times.
So I don't know if it was like a
Hallucination or anything
But there was three
Entities I'll call them for
For lack of a better term that I'd
Constantly fucking see and like
They just keep fucking showing up and I don't know if it was like
You know PTSD fucking something
Like that but like they looked
Like
Ethereal I guess you could call them.
So like they were like there but like you know
Like a spiritual type thing.
And like so I was like
There'd be one that
Would be at the bottom of my fucking staircase
And like I'd come down like I'd come out
On my bed and like go down the stairs
And like out of the corner
Of like the stairs cause like down my stairs
I have like one side that's open
And there's like a railing and then there's one side that's a wall
And out from the one side that's a fucking wall
I'd see a head peek out
With a big fucking nose like Pinocchio
What the fuck
You ever see the guy from
Slipknot with the big nose?
Yeah boy. It looks kinda like that
Without like a zipper mouth
But like he would peek his head out
Stare at me for like a couple of seconds
And then go like back in
What the fuck
And then there was another one that would be in like my living room
And I think this one was like a legit
Like fucking probably fucking PTSD
Breakdown or whatever
But it would look like a giant
There'd be a thing with a giant
Cow skull and it had
Super super long
Legs. It would like go up to the roof
Of my living room
What the fuck is this video man
And like um
And then it would like go in
And then like the last one which is the fucking
Freakiest one. It freaked me the fuck out
Every time I saw it
One hour of silence broken up by
Metal pipe falling sound effects
Oh I love those videos
What the fuck
Where it's just a random interjection of just
Noises. Alright we're gonna keep it going
I got one last one
From this story and then I got one of me
Like sleeping and my girlfriend was
Terrified of what happened
But the last one. That doesn't sound good
Like the last one
What did you do Tyler?
The last like ethereal thing was
I'd go down the stairs into my living room
Is like one of the ones where you like go down the stairs
Like you go down like three steps and you're in like a
Lower living room. So I was going down
Into the lower living room and like for like
Three months this would happen like probably like once a week
And I'd go down the stairs
And a fucking like face would
Jump up at me
From the bottom of the stairs and the face
Is vividly stuck in my fucking
Brain so that's why I'm like it's
It's more like real to me cause
It's so stuck and like imprinted into my
Brain and it was a thing that had
Like
White like skin
With like fucking. Hey buddy
It sounds like a solar plexus
So like
Hate to break it to you. But it would like
Jump out at me
And it had like razor
Like needle teeth
Like a shit ton. Like it had a mouth full
Of like fucking needle teeth
And it had fucking eyes
That would have fucking black sludge
Coming out of them and his nose had
Black sludge and his mouth had black sludge
Coming all out of it and it was fucking
It would be like a fucking like split second thing
It would be like, holy shit
But
That like freaked me out but like the sleeping thing
My girlfriend and I were sleeping
I love that
It's just random
Yeah
So
So I was sleeping
And like my girlfriend was awake
I think cause like she was just like starting to go
To sleep but I was like asleep at this point
And
And she fucking like
I was like
Okay
Keep going this is perfect for telling
Stories
So I was sleeping and I just
Go like this and I roll over
And I cover her mouth with my
Hand and I go
Shhhhh
I can see their fucking eyes
In the trees
Okay
I don't know if I'm buying into this one
And she's like what
Yeah
Put your Vietnam hat back on
Where'd it go
Where's my pipe
I think I told my one like not that great
Ghost story that like I
Experienced about the book falling off the shelf
I don't know if you told that one
What it opened up to
No I don't remember
That one at all
I had this one friend back in high school
She was a babe I really liked her
She was a babe
She lived in this really really
Nice house
And she
Was like all into like you know
That like kind of like
Occult stuff
She was kind of goth girl
Which kind of stuff like that
Her mom was like all into that spiritual
Like stuff
Nonsense
Anyway there was this
I was walking by the book shelf
And this book fell off the shelf by itself
And it
The name of the book was Ghosts of the Northeast
I have that book
Do you? Yeah it's a good book
Get out of here It's a good book man
Really? Yeah I have it
So it opened up to
It's like an old book
I'm not sure
It might have multiple editions too
Because I have an older one
What does the cover look like
It's like a staircase
It has like Ghosts of the Northeast
Like ghostly leather
And my grandfather's story is in that book
Really? Yes
That's fucking crazy
My fucking grandmother's and grandfather's
My grandfather and grandfather's story
My grandmother and grandfather's story
Sorry guys we're doing some construction
Here in the podcast tonight
My grandfather and grandmother's like
Actual story of like a ghost is in that book
No shit Yeah it's fucking
Dude that's nuts
Small world What did it land open to?
So it opened up to a story
About the Bear Steakhouse
Which is in the town
Where you lived in Where that happened
It's out of all the stories it could have opened up to
And the rumors are
Around town is that the Bear Steakhouse is haunted
So I just happen to be in the
Town the book falls off the shelf
Opens up to the one story about the town we're in
Did it have like a bookmark or anything in there?
Really? That's interesting
Did you ever go to that steakhouse afterwards?
No I drive by it all the time We should go
We should have a dinner
I drive by it at night I drive really fast
It was just like
Cause it's on this back road
You know middle of nowhere
It just freaked me the fuck out
But apparently they have really good and really
Expensive steak They do
You've been there?
I haven't been there but my firehouse
Does some shit
Where a bunch of people go every year
Yeah apparently it's haunted but
Now it's like lit up like
Fourth of July dude it's like
Bro we should go We should do like an untitled
Fucking dinner Yeah
Oh dude I hear the steak's amazing
But I don't eat meat
Apparently they all like all the cooks
And stuff all have ghost stories
Which is strange because
That's pretty close proximity
To the other place where the rake
Was Yeah
You gotta listen to that rake story
The place does look like the type of place that could be haunted
I would say line of sight it's probably a mile away
From the other place
I always go up to this place in Maine
I go up like every year I go to
I go to the same town York Beach
Maine Beautiful coastal
Like Maine town Very nice
But there's a
There's like a restaurant there that actually
Makes like homemade like saltwater
It's like a candy store and a
Restaurant like combined
It's fucking really cool
But the place is
Supposedly haunted and
The place used to actually have people
Live there in like the season that they
Fucking did like you know like the like
Like they have college kids that
Like would be like
At that university but they didn't want to go home so
They'd work at the golden rod
Until like the
Until the year started up
So like they'd actually have like there's rooms and stuff
Upstairs it's all like kind of
Closed off now but the two bathrooms that they had
The men and women room are like open
But every time like ever since
I was a fucking kid like
You go up to the fucking bathrooms and it's
Just so fucking creepy up there man like
Nothing ever happened
Like
Nothing ever happened but like
It was it just got like a weird
Feeling man you know yeah
I mean dude places definitely
Are haunted yeah it's just without
A doubt yeah like it just is that's a
Thing that exists and it
Just makes you wonder like what it's all about
I've got this theory dude
That there's some
There's some spiritual connection
I think I've touched on this before
Between like your
The nutrients in your body
Right like I was saying before
Like our bodies are like a protection
Yeah and I think they're a protection against
The demonic forces of the world
Whatever bad forces are out there
I don't think it's just like
But do you think there's also good
Forces out there that are protecting you as well
Cause that's what I believe
I think there's better forces
Cause I believe that there's the demonic forces and there's the
Angelic forces too that kind of
Like do battle
Like there's this like spiritual battle going on
All the time and we don't even fucking know it
Like type shit you know
Yeah I mean
Dude you know
It's a nice little jam in it
It comes back to that uh
The fluoride thing
Right so
You know there's a reason
There's gotta be a reason I know we've like touched on this
But there's gotta be a reason
Why the government
Put fluoride in our water
So you know there's been counties that
Have tried to get away from that
And they said we're not gonna put fluoride in our water
The federal government stepped in and said no you're
Putting fluoride in your water
Now I mean
I think it's more of a control thing rather than a paranormal thing
I wouldn't be so sure
Really? Yeah because
Uh
So is there like special properties
The fluoride? Yeah so it's kind of complicated
I blew it out
Cause when I take it home I can't
Have fucking you know
Fucking wax going all over the place
Yeah so the thing with fluoride is
Is that yeah it might prevent
Some cavities on some level
But if you just all you have to do is
Google
Thyroid and fluoride and it says
The first thing pops up on Google you know the thing
Before it even goes to a website
It just takes an excerpt it says fluoride is
Damaging to the thyroid gland like it's
They've known this forever
So okay but don't they put iodine
In our salt to make us
It's not nearly enough to
Do anything at all
So the amount of iodine
That they put in salt is like
It's enough to prevent you from getting
A goiter if you know what that is
Your thyroid gland swells up
And that's it but the thing is
Is that every tissue in your body
Uses iodine your testicles you
Use iodine your
Salivary glands use iodine
Like every gland in your body
Needs it Dude the fucking pipes coming
I can feel it
I know I know
This is how you get shell shock
This is awesome
Just to have as like a fucking like
Just a fucking like paranoia thing
And build up
Oh I knew it
I knew it
So that was a good time
So like one of the things
That um
That uh people say when they're
Trying to have like one of those mystical experiences
Like how do you get in this mind state
Where you might allow that to happen
Well they say you gotta be
Really conscious about
What chemicals you're taking into your body
Right and you have to be very careful about
Like what you eat you have to like
Basically like purify your body
So no kraft mac and cheese? To even be in touch with this
So this comes down to
This isn't like necessarily something I believe in
This is kinda like pseudo science
But you have this gland
In your brain I think we talked about the pineal gland
Yeah Right and it calcifies after the age
Of 17 that's proven science
That's not pseudo science at all You can do
Reverse calcification though
Well that's what they say I don't know
The science behind it they don't really know
Why it calcifies but this
The pineal gland is where the third eye is
In like those Indian
Yeah those Indian drawings that's where
Where it is that's like the eye of Horus
If you cut a brain sideways
That's the pineal gland right
The eye of Horus? Yeah yeah
Look it up you'll see the eye of Horus is that
Egyptian symbol with the
It's got the little dot in the tail I play
A lot of Warhammer 40k and one of
The characters is named Horus and like one of
His things is like the eye of Horus is like
Okay so yeah that's probably what it's
An Egyptian god but um
Yeah so uh
One of the other things so
So fluoride is it's a
Halide right so there's four of
Them so there's iodine
Fluoride bromine
And chlorine
Bromine smells so good
Well bromine is it's poisonous
But the thing is is that
Your body
Your body will
Oh man that was good hold on
Ah nah
Damn that was good Casey you want to take a shot?
What? One pipe
Clang! No I think you're good
Okay
So um those four
Halides are all interchangeable
For each other in the body right
So uh
Your body makes its thyroid hormones
Out of iodine right? Yeah
So it'll take if iodine's
Not available it'll take whatever is the
Most available right
So like fluoride it'll take that
And start making hormones out
Of it when it shouldn't interesting it doesn't work
Right so it makes
Makes me one of the things they say
If you're trying to have a mystical experience
Is to take iodine
Because it pushes those other chemicals out
I have iodine pills for like nuclear
Shit That's way too much
That's like a hundred milligrams
And like the most
You really want to take like if you were
If you're
If you're nuts
You would like the highest
You would take is 25 milligrams a day which is
Crazy 12 is like a ton
But that's how much that's how much like
Japanese people eat per day is like
15 milligrams right Local man
Dies of iodine
Trying to open up
His third eye Yeah
Not to get too far off in the
Weeds but um I'm loving this
One of the things that they say
Is to take iodine because it pushes those other halides
Out that basically
Poison your body right
So what that tells me
Is that people when they're trying to have
To get in touch
With the spiritual realm
That you
Don't want fluoride or any of these other
Chemicals interfering with that
So
Breakthrough Why would the government come
And put a chemical in the water
That blocks you interacting
With the spiritual realm
You want to hear something On record though of like
Counties and shit trying to do that
That's actually from Jesse Ventura
He said he was a governor
I've seen
Shit
He had a show called Conspiracy
Theory on Discovery Channel
When I was a kid it was great but um
There's an MK
Ultra experiment that they did
And um
They tried to get people possessed
By demons Jesus
Like that was an actual fucking
Like thing that they were trying to do
Oh my god
Did you ever hear of um
Das Rathaus
Fuck somewhere in Germany
During World War II
So the Germans were in
Das Rathaus which is basically
Like a community center
It's every time
That I talk it seems like
But it's like a community
House of like Germans but like back
In like World War II the Nazis used it
Like this specific one
Das Rathaus is like a whole
Bunch of buildings not like a whole bunch
Of specific buildings but like
Every town had like a Rathaus
And like the German the Nazis took
Over one of them and like it was like
A base operations form and shit
And um
They uh they
Realized that the allies were coming
In and um
They flooded the lower
Two levels because there's a basement
In the sub basement and
They flooded the last two levels
And they're like that's fucking weird
Like why would you do that? They thought
That like okay they have like
Materials down there that they don't want
The allies to get so they're like okay
We're gonna send some of our divers down
You know because you're like okay send
The fucking divers down we're gonna get
That shit like you know what they
Want to flood that shit fuck those guys we'll send
Some divers down so they send like the fucking
Like elite divers of World War II
Like down into like the fucking like the
Basement that was flooded so they're
Going down there with five
Guys I think like this is a story
Like the food?
The restaurant? Five guys?
They just brought some
Burger cooks. Yeah delicious
Um but they had like the
Like elite like divers so they're
Diving down there and
Um they just
The communication gets cut from
Them like just communication's
Gone and they're like okay
And then one
Fucking diver comes out
Out of five elite divers
One came out. I'm sorry I missed
The beginning what is this a basement of?
The Rott House in Germany
Okay. Um and
The diver came out he was freaking the
Fuck out like he didn't like repressurize
Himself or anything like he was just like get
Me the fuck out of here like people are like
What the fuck happened he's just like they're sit down
There you don't fucking want to know about and shit
And they're like fuck that shit and like they're
Like what the fuck did you see down
There and like they had like get them repressurized
And shit so they put them in like like one of the chambers
And shit they get them like shit
And like it took them fucking like three
Weeks for him to actually talk about it and he said
Down there he goes
The Nazis were into the occult that's like
A known fact. Yeah
And down in the basement
Went in like the flooded basement
He and like the other guys
He sw- they were swimming into a room
And in the room there was a pentagram
Painted on the ground
And there was a Jewish um
Like holocaust camp person
Belted to the chair and they
Ripped off the head of them and
Sewed a goat head on to them
And they said that when they fucking
Went down there the goat head looked up
At them and it's eyes just started fucking
Glowing and then they
Fucking started swimming out and then there's just a
Fucking pressure that just fucking
Sucked the other four guys back in
And they never got out
And then the fucking one guy was just like
I'm never talking about that ever again
Put that in the fucking report
And he goes goes you'll fucking think I'm crazy
But those motherfuckers down there
They got taken by whatever the fuck
That thing is and then
Like after that they just
Fucking poured concrete in the fucking
Bottom two things. They're like what's the name of this place again?
The Rathaus. Um. How do you spell that?
Jesus fuck.
Fuck. Um.
I gotta I gotta send you the video
I'll send it into the group chat there's a video on it
Um.
Dude the
Nazis were so fucked up.
Ah bedtime story. It's a fucking
Just don't ask Kanye.
Yeah.
I was there when it happened. I'll send it
Into the into the chair. Yo we haven't heard the pipe in a while.
I know it's
Yeah I
I just I just sent a sent the
Thing. Um.
But it's a fucking crazy story
Man. Spooky man.
Yeah that's fucked up man. Big spook.
Like it's but it's fucking insane.
Like how the fucking
And that is that is just out there in the open
They just straight up were into the occult.
Like but like. Cause the crazy fucking.
Hitler just started to lose his mind cause he was fucking
Doped up all the time. Yeah but the crazy thing is
Is that if there was a devil
And I know you guys are
You know kind of indifferent about it
Or you don't believe it at all
But if there was a devil
What did it be on the side
Of the Nazis
Yeah I mean
They did they did
Really that was like
The most atrocious thing that's happened. Well
I mean some
There it is.
Some really bad things
Have happened throughout human history.
You know there's been other
Really dumb thoughts. People have
Some really dumb thoughts.
I mean you know I've heard that
It wasn't completely on
What's the word I'm looking for
Like
They were antagonized a little bit.
Like they were starving to death
The German people. So World War II
Germany before World War II
After World War I
Fucking they fucking
Fucked Germany over man.
They fucked them over. Yeah.
Like you know after World War II
They figured out to not do this
Because of what happened to World War I
That led up into World War II
Because they blamed
Germany for the entire war
And then they didn't give them any aid afterwards
They didn't like
Give back their prisoners or anything
Literally they just fucking were like
Okay this shit
Fuck you guys. We're not helping you rebuild
We're not helping you do anything. We're gonna
Punish you by every fucking thing that we
Can do. Like you are punished you are
Never coming back alright. And then
It's like okay
Then fucking a guy
Like Hitler can come along and be like
We were put down by these people
Like we were fucked over
So much by these motherfuckers
It's gonna build hate
It's just it's a fucking hate machine
Just destroying somebody's fucking
Entire thing and then just leaving it
Is just fucking a hate machine that's just
Ready to go. And all you need
That's al-qaeda right? Yeah
And you just need one charismatic
Leader and
It's gonna start a fucking war
Like it's gonna start an insane
War where people are hyper
Hyper
Attracted to the cause because
They were like they felt wronged in life
They felt wronged by the planet
They felt wronged by every other country on the
Planet and they're like fuck everybody else
I have faith in my country in my country
In my people alone
So it's a fucking
It's a hate machine
Yeah and I also think like
Cause I've seen like pictures of
The German, bless you, the German people
Like eating horse meat
In the street like a horse died in the street
They just all rush out to like cut pieces off
To fucking eat it
I also think this thing happens like
When you're starving
Your reptilian brain takes over
And it's not even that
Higher level of thinking
You can't
You can't have the compassion
Like you normally would, when you're starving
To death, you don't care, you're watching your
Children starve to death
It shuts off the human compassion
Gone
It's just, it's the lower level like
And you can do unspeakable things like the people in plane crashes
That end up going to cannibalism and shit
Right, I mean I feel like
That would happen to me after like two weeks
Like I'd be like man I'm fucking hungry
You know
But
Yeah, it's fucked up
Now when you say
The devil
Ha ha ha
Like maybe
Maybe that means something else
Like maybe the bible isn't
We got a bible
Jesus Christ
Dare I say we get a triple
I don't know, oh windows closing
No it's not triple
Take the
Do you think it's
What's the word I'm looking for
It's literal, like there's literally
A red die with a fucking pitchfork
And a tail
And fucking horns
Yeah, do you think there's this elite force
Like there's bad forces but there's this
One real bad one
Or do you think it's like a collective of everything
That's bad out there
Do you think it's metaphorical
I think spiritual shit like god and demons
Are on a completely other level
That we can't even fucking fathom
To the point where
Even if we saw like the true forms
Of either side like angels
Demons, fucking god, the devil
Like whatever, we wouldn't even be able to fucking
Comprehend what it is
But we just personify it in a
Guy with a beard who's really big
And like is glowing or
A fucking guy with a pitchfork with red
Skin and fucking horns
Like, you know how people made up
Santa Claus
I think god is kind of like that
Okay, I don't care
I'm trying to talk right now
Can I get a pipe
But I think like the spiritual
Like forces
It's a
Incomprehensible force from both
Sides, but I think there's entities
In that force and like
The entities have like a hierarchy type
Thing. What happens with a
Immobile object
Leads to an unstoppable force
Nuclear fusion
Back to the
Future
But it's just
It's kind of like a thing where we can't even
Like comprehend like what the fuck's
Going on, like there's like fucking
Spiritual warfare that's going
On that we can't even fucking comprehend
In
Spiritual warfare
Thank you for
Listening to the Christmas episode
Happy non-denominational
Holiday period people
Happy Merry Christmas to everybody
Who is a true believer in our lord and savior
Jesus Christ. Happy Kwanzaa
Got deep into some
Fucking spiritual shit on that one. Yeah, I got
A long walk in the dark back to
My apartment and I'm like dreading it
There's like a cross
At the end of my driveway where this guy
Crashes motorcycle into a barn and set it
On fire and he's going to be sleeping
In bed with you tonight. Yeah
And actually one last. I'm on the solar plexus clown gliders
You saw three of them. One last
Ghost story before
Before we close here
I was sitting by the fire
With one of my friends
And he
Looked towards the end of my driveway
And he's like this was like 12 o'clock at night
Right. So like right about now
Yeah, right about now and he's like
Do you see
A guy standing at the end of the driveway
And I'm like
No, he's like kind of like a tall
Guy. With a hat?
I see like a gray figure
The hat? Right? Was he wearing a hat
Like I'm wearing right now? No
So I'm like
You know it's crazy dude and I took him
To the end of the driveway and there's a
Cross right there, right?
And this guy was about six feet tall
You know, it's
It was weird. It freaked me out. Freaked him
Out too. That's freaking creepy. That's fucking creepy man
Yeah, but um
Yeah, I was like going through
Like where this barn burned down
And I found the guys watch the other day
Really? Dude, that's a fucking
Trigger item if you ever fucking had
One man. What do you mean? So
I know we're going over
Fucking but this is, he just wants to go
To bed. But like, he's
So over it. But like
A trigger item is something
That can
Like trigger a haunting type thing
Like if you have that
Like what the fuck is that? Like a dibbock box
I picked the ear off
The nose?
But like a trigger item is like
Something that belonged to the spirit that's
There and you can actually use that to
Communicate with them. Like you can like put it
Down and be like hey
I got like your watch or I got
Like your glasses or something
And be like can you do something with it
Or like something like that. Like it attracts the spirit
Like this fucking thing so
Damn. You see you just
Found this dudes watch? Oh dude
Yeah, so this guy first
Do you still have it? I just
Left it there on this. So I'll explain
Okay that was probably a good idea. Yeah
I'll explain real quick. So
This guy got
In a fight at the bar, right?
Got pissed off. He was a few
Beers deep and
He was doing like a hundred miles an hour on his motorcycle
Came around this turn in front of my
House and lost control
Hit a telephone pole
First. He severed his arm
Off. His arm flew
Into my yard and my neighbors
Were out sitting around a fire. Were you home?
No, I was working at the
Squad. Gotcha. And thank
God. The dude slammed into the barn and
Slammed into the furnace and set the whole
Barn on fire. Jesus Christ. Burned
To death in the barn if he wasn't already dead
He had to have already been dead. Yeah
If you hit hard enough to sever your arm off. You're done
Yeah. So he's
Burning in the barn. Whole barn goes up
My girlfriend calls me. She's like oh my
God the barn's on fire. Some guy just hit it
Like what do I do? And I'm like
I said call 911
And I'm like, well she actually didn't know why it
Said on fire so she didn't say some guy hit it. She said
It's just on fire. I said call 911
And get out of there before all the fire trucks get
There so you don't get blocked in. You know just get
The fuck out of there. Yeah. So
Yeah. Come to find out this
Guy hit the barn and everything.
Did you go to that call?
No, no. Cause I live like half hour away
How long ago was that?
Where I worked?
Last summer. Oh wow. Oh so it's
Relatively recent. Yeah, yeah.
So
Yeah anyway there's nothing left of the
Barn. It was all gone.
So there's people like pulling up
Like leaving flowers and stuff. They put the cross
There. But so this
Happened. I just found the watch
On the foundation of this barn
That's just sitting in front of my house.
All burned like the insides are melted
But the outside is made of
Metal. That's fucking
Cool. Seiko? Is that the
Seiko watch? Seiko yeah. Seiko yeah.
But yeah
It's just who else is what it be
A burned watch. Yeah. Like this
Building is still. Those are expensive watches
Still. Yeah they are. Yeah. Yeah
You should take a picture of it though.
Yeah I will next time. Is it still there?
What's that? Is it still there?
The watch? Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah it's covered in snow right now.
But like next time
That like the snow is gone and shit just take a picture
And send it to the group chat. That's wild.
Yeah for sure. Yeah I
Agree with Tyler. I wouldn't fucking touch
That thing again though. Yeah I picked it up
And I'm like huh. I was just like looking at it
I'm like this was probably definitely. So this is
Out your house? Yeah. Did anything
Weird happen that night?
Weird like. Did it feel any
Weird? Was she ghost hunting?
When I was sitting with my friend? No
Like when you found the watch did anything
Weird happen that night or anything like that?
I don't know I think I actually
Sent a picture
Of this cross though
To the group chat. Did you?
So this was like very shortly after
Oh we should like. No I found
The watch like a couple weeks ago. We should
Try to fucking talk to the group chat.
Oh!
Jesus. We should
Go stunt there and try to talk to the dude.
That'd be cool with it. Dude.
I'm not touching the watch. I'd be afraid
To walk. I'd still gotta walk
Like past that shit.
Yeah you picked the wrong story for
Yeah. I'm just gonna drive
My car like. Into your house.
Yeah so I don't have to walk
I'm gonna
Turn your dining room into a garage
Yeah.
But. Honey I'm home!
Yeah I'll send a picture to the group chat
As soon as the snow melts. Sick.
Sick. But. Alrighty.
Merry Christmas episode's done.
In the box. Alright. So.
Thank you for listening. Thank you for listening.
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Have a Merry Christmas for those of you
And as always
Take care of yourselves. And each other.
For all we know robots have souls
We just don't know if they do or don't
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a
Robot?
Do you think we were the first ones
To inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No. No.
We are jumping down this fucking
Rabbit hole. Yes. We are.
There's people out there with some
Really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Ugh. They're killing
They're killing all the already born babies
And sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as well?
Somewhere in China
Alright. In some days
There are super soldiers that are
At least nine or ten feet tall.
Okay.
They have dreaded super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not
Negotiate with terrorists.
I do not listen to this.
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Before my eyes
While holding their pulse
Feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump bump bump
Nothing. They're fucking gone.
I think that the government has
Taken it to the next level
With the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you.
That you are going to be able to raise.
And they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them.
Because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open. You're going to see blood, guts, no circuitry.
But let me tell you, their technology
Gets out the silicon bottle.
Which by the way big brother
Is the Overlord too.
We're only living in the third dimension.
HOOOOOO
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up, look it up, he says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay? He's not fucking doing this shit for us.
George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking leader for all of this shit.
He's fucking fucked down with a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it, okay? Everybody's like, fuck Donald Trump, the fucking word person out there.
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump. He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk, it's everyone out there.
Everybody's like, Elon Musk is so cool. Everybody's like, he's insane.
Elon Musk is so cool, he made like a play for us.
The actual government is trying, the actual true government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,
who are actually the ones that are controlling fucking all of it.
This shit just paid off. I'm fucking building it. The pain fucking walked right through me.