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For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.

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How do you know?

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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

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Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

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Fuck no.

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No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

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Yes, we are.

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There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

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Extended episode.

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Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

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Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

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You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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Aliens exist as we speak.

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Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet

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tall.

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Okay?

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Okay, so did they come to the end of the world?

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are aliens.

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Theemaepность which they come from, they have dread.

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The super soldiers.

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Then they are extraterrestrials.

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They are aliens.

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I do not negotiate with destroyers.

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Take what you want Take what you want

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I thought there was gonna be some kind of beat drop but I guess not.

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No, it eventually gets there. But uh, you know.

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Anyway, welcome to episode 13 of the Untitled Podcast.

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Number 3.

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Lucky 13, boy. I'm here with Tyler.

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As always.

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And we got fuckin' Dan joining us remotely.

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Via the cloud.

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What's up everybody?

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Had a snowstorm today.

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Yeah, we had a little bit of a snowstorm.

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And also joining us up, nevermind.

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Nevermind, he's in LA.

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Yeah, guy who doesn't have time to do anything flies to LA for a weekend.

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He had to go to the other side of the country to watch a football game.

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So he'll be here episode 25.

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Yeah, I don't know about, so you said this is the Christmas episode?

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Yeah, I'm not gonna be here next week and none of you guys actually celebrate the true meaning of Christmas.

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So this is the real Christmas episode.

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I might be here next week but I don't know.

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I think Christmas is just a consumerism scam nightmare.

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You know what I mean?

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No.

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Bro, I went to Cross Gates two days ago, two weeks before Christmas.

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There's like a thousand fuckin' people there.

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There's no empty parking spaces at all.

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And like inside, people are just like crowded and there's like Christmas music playing in the background.

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This is like what hell, like I imagine hell is.

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It's like Cross Gates mall two weeks before Christmas.

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You gotta go to the back of the mall where the movie theater entrance is.

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That's where the real parking spots are.

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Oh, it's not really about the parking spots.

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It's about the wonderful and joyous time of the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

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Was it actually his birthday though?

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No, his birthday was in April.

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It was actually in April?

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Yeah, around April.

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April, May, like it was like springtime because he was born when the animals were being born in the same time period.

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Because in the actual biblical text it says he was actually born when animals were being born in the same barn area.

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And if you actually look at it, farm animals are normally born in the springtime.

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So April, May, maybe June.

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So where did they come up with December 25th?

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Actually it was to take the holiday away from the pagans.

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Yeah, because Christmas is a pagan holiday.

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The winter is something for the pagans.

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But the Catholic Church was like, we're not going to have any of that bullshit.

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So let's just take the holiday and make it Jesus' birthday.

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That's weird that that's how they came up with it.

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Hey, the filthy pagans needed to get their put in their place.

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Bro, Christians just took something that was another religion and just made it their own.

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Right? Because it was originally like the winter solstice or something.

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I think the solstice is a little bit earlier.

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I thought the solstice was earlier.

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No, the equinox was earlier.

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Winter solstice was on the 21st.

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I don't even fucking know the fucking spaceship.

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The spaceship pisses me off.

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I love how Tyler's just chow down on mac and cheese.

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It was delicious.

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That's his only thing that he eats, by the way.

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Is that homemade?

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Yeah.

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It's a family recipe.

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Damn, I wish I was there.

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It's a German family recipe.

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No, this is actually American.

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Is mac and cheese American or Italian?

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It's American.

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Yeah, no, that's right.

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Why the fuck would Italians put mac with cheese?

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Whoever made it.

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They invented the macaroni.

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Michelle Obama ruined my life.

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Michelle Obama, she's hot.

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No, she's not.

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She looks like a fucking dude.

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What the fuck are you talking about?

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Hey, man.

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To each his own.

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Jesus Christ.

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Should I show you the shrine in my closet?

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To Michelle Obama?

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To Michelle Obama.

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Do you actually have a shrine to Michelle Obama in your closet?

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I'm not going to say that I don't, my boy.

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I neither confirm nor deny.

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But Michelle Obama is literally the reason why we can't have good tasting food anymore.

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Because the artificial flavorings and shit, she did a whole crusade to get them fucking taken away.

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Mac and cheese was one of the casualties in that, like Kraft mac and cheese.

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Remember back in 2005 or that area, how good Kraft mac and cheese used to taste?

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Yeah, is that just because you were a kid though?

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Mm-mm.

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Yeah.

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No.

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I know those used to be different.

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There was artificial flavoring in it, which made it taste fucking phenomenal, by the way.

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But Michelle Obama literally went on a fucking crusade to just be like, hey guys, go fuck yourself.

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We're going to take out everything that tastes good out of American food forever.

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So go fuck yourself.

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If you like the food, you're not going to like it anymore.

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So when I say Michelle Obama ruined my life, she really did ruin my life.

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And she ruined your guys' life.

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Do you think the First Lady should have any kind of political influence?

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Nope.

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Being that they didn't actually get elected?

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No.

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I don't know.

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I mean, it's like you're kind of a politician no matter what.

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You can't really get away from that.

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I mean, Nancy Reagan did the war on drugs and that didn't work out too well.

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Casey's over here fucking hired a cut.

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Fuck Nancy Reagan.

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Fuck her.

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War on drugs.

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Give me that bullshit.

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All right.

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So our friend.

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She's still alive or not?

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Nancy Reagan.

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No, I think she's dead.

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She's got to be dead.

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She's probably going to be 110.

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Ronnie and Nancy I think are dead.

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Actually, let's look it up.

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Nancy Reagan.

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She would have to be over 100 if she was alive.

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No, Nancy Reagan died before.

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Did he?

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Did she die before him?

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Let me look it up.

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Died March 6, 2016.

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Oh shit.

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She was born in 21.

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So she'd literally be 101 currently.

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That's how I like them.

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I like older women, but you like ancient women.

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It's not wrong.

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I don't know.

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I was like I'm like 20 years older than me.

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15 years on average.

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15.

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So 15 years older than me would be 40.

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Perfect.

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When I was your age, that's exactly where I like.

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I did a 40 year old when I was fucking 19.

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That's awesome.

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Yeah, it was a fucking weird time.

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That's a story for off the podcast actually.

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He's like go ahead.

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I'm listening to this story.

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I got to set the ambiance here.

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I got the light in the background.

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I don't think he is the lighting in the background or is just above me.

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I think it's just above me and it's just reflecting off the wall.

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So it's kind of cool.

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I don't know.

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I feel left out because I don't have any ambiance.

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I mean, if I do my shit from my room, I have the LEDs that change colors and shit.

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Yeah, we got to do this one time from VR.

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Oh, we absolutely do.

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I don't know how the fuck we're going to record that.

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We would have to just like sit here and talk into the microphones with the VR headsets

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on.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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No, we would have to mute it.

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So because otherwise we get echo from each other.

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Yeah.

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Well, we could wear earphones.

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Yeah.

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And people be like, what the fuck are these retards doing?

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So is this retard have to get bleeped?

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No.

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Maybe not this year, but definitely next year.

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Maybe next year.

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Oh, 2023 is the year where we finally draw the line.

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We draw the line at retard?

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No, we drew the line at retard like 10 years ago.

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Well, I mean, that's when it's going to reach N word status next year.

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Oh shit.

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Did you ever see the old, the old don't call people PSA's now I'm going to have to bleep

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that.

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No, it's like an actual PSA.

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I'm just quoting the PSA.

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Don't call people second one.

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I'm going to leave.

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I'm going to fucking make a running count.

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I get a swear jar or bleep out.

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No, don't you retard.

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Don't have to leave that one.

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So it starts with an F and ends with an ag.

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Okay.

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It was a PSA back in like the like 2003 era and like there's just the kids running down

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the hall screaming fucking homophobic slurs.

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It was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.

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He goes, Oh, you're gay, huh?

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You're oh, you're gay.

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He goes, Yo, man, you're so fucking gay, bro.

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One guy to scream.

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Fuck is this fucking PSA?

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We're just screaming slurs at a fucking gay person.

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I don't know how you want me to edit that one there, chief.

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Oh, man.

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I guess you could leave it.

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I'm just quoting a fucking like actual commercial that was on public television.

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Well, it's 2022.

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It's about to be 2023.

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You cannot say anything anymore.

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You can't even say like, so you can't even say anything.

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That's a fucking thing.

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So if you're quoting somebody else, how the fuck is it your problem?

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How the fuck is it your thing?

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That is a fucking problem.

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Like if you can't say something because you're quoting something else video of a news anchor

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that was quoting, reading a quote and said the N word and they got canceled.

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That's bullshit.

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That's horse shit.

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Why should you get canceled while you're quoting somebody else?

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You shouldn't have to fucking censor what somebody else said because going to offend people because it's like, I'm not saying this.

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I'm using a quotation for it.

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Yeah, I don't know.

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It depends.

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What did this what the news anchor look like?

264
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White, yeah, like a middle aged white guy.

265
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You can never ever, ever under any circumstances use that word if you're white.

266
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No, no.

267
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You know, I think that no word should be off limits actually.

268
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The what word?

269
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No words because you're limiting speech at that point and I'm a free speech absolutist, which I think threats and hate speech should be considered free speech.

270
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It doesn't mean you have to agree with it, but it does mean that it shouldn't be like you should be arrested for it.

271
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Yeah.

272
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Well, no.

273
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So you're like you're like with Elon Musk.

274
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I guess I don't really know what's been going on with him.

275
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He said today he posted on Twitter.

276
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He said my pronouns are prosecute and Fauci.

277
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Hey, Elon, you're all about this free speech bullshit.

278
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But guess who's still not back on Twitter?

279
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One Alex Jones.

280
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You can't say you're for free speech unless one Alex Jones comes back.

281
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He's never going to be back on Twitter.

282
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Neither is Kanye.

283
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Alex Jones isn't purgatory.

284
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They got him.

285
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So they brought Kanye back to Twitter and he immediately tweeted like something about how great Hitler and the Nazis were.

286
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Wait, when was this?

287
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Last week.

288
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Did you see that?

289
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Is this after the swastika thing?

290
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Yeah, that must have been what it was.

291
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Yeah, the thing where he came back.

292
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The Elon reinstated Kanye's account.

293
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He posted some racist bullshit.

294
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So they banned him again.

295
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It's like I can't I can't.

296
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Did either of you guys see the video that I sent in the group chat and I said for homework to watch with Kanye West on the Alex Jones show.

297
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Now we're getting homework.

298
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I didn't do my homework.

299
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It's one of it's Tyler's Bible Bible study fucking class.

300
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But yeah, if you have that up, you should actually play that and I actually sent it into the group chat.

301
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So if you want to watch it with us, you can because it's fucking hilarious.

302
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I'm going to play it right now.

303
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:22,880
Let's start it.

304
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All right.

305
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God, I'm going to kill you and take the children away from you.

306
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Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially Hitler.

307
00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,880
This is the future president you're talking to right now.

308
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I love Jewish people, but I also love Nazis.

309
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Germans had a really cool leader.

310
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You love you.

311
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:46,880
There's a lot of things that I love about Hitler.

312
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Hitler did target kill some people.

313
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I think Obama killed Palestinians.

314
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,880
You're you're this is a new look for you.

315
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,880
Oh, no, I've been wearing a mask for a while.

316
00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:58,880
Oh, yeah.

317
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:00,880
Hey, guys, could you not talk in the back?

318
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:02,880
I'm like really hyper sensitive to sound.

319
00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:05,880
If you guys want to talk, just go in other room, please shut the hell up.

320
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:09,880
You know, I'm saying at the end of the day, shut up, shut up.

321
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,880
I'm throwing the tablets right now.

322
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:12,880
Shut up.

323
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Instagram is about prostitution.

324
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So everyone shut up.

325
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No one cares.

326
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Shut up.

327
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,880
No one cares.

328
00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,880
Jesus is king.

329
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Shut up.

330
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It's done.

331
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Shut up.

332
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Go home to your scared little bins and your scared little town home and your scared little movie contracts and shut up.

333
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,880
Don't talk to me about nothing.

334
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,880
What do you think?

335
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,880
There's one place in the Bible where it says God sees sin differently.

336
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:42,880
And there's another place where it says, you know, let me get out my phone.

337
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,880
I can like really pull up the exact thing it says in the Bible.

338
00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:46,880
I agree with what you said.

339
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,880
Let me stop you.

340
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,880
Alex, Alex, Alex, let me channel.

341
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:51,880
Alright, go ahead.

342
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,880
If I say, now I forgot what I had to say.

343
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,880
Let me meditate.

344
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:56,880
Let me get into a place.

345
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:57,880
Love you, brother.

346
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:58,880
Jesus is king.

347
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I love Hitler.

348
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:11,880
Does view sin differently and that he prescribed, he, he proscribed.

349
00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:12,880
You got water in your fridge.

350
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:15,880
He proscribed a different punishment.

351
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:17,880
But hey, guess what, Elon, I got a Twitter.

352
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:23,880
And today I'm going to have Nick and Alex tweet from my account.

353
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:24,880
You like that?

354
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,880
Ari, Emmanuel, dude, he's out of control.

355
00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,880
I'm all about free speech.

356
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:32,880
A Christian can stand next to anyone.

357
00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,880
We can go visit R Kelly in prison.

358
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:37,880
We can go talk to Harvey Weinstein.

359
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:38,880
That's what Jesus did.

360
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,880
Yes.

361
00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:40,880
You're not Hitler.

362
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:41,880
You're not a Nazi.

363
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,880
You don't deserve to be called that and demonized.

364
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:49,880
Well, I, I see, I, I see good things about Hitler.

365
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:56,880
Also this guy that invented highways, invented the very microphone that I use as a musician.

366
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,880
You can't say out loud that this person ever did anything good.

367
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,880
And I'm done with that.

368
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:05,880
Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table.

369
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:11,880
Especially Hitler was born Christian and the Nazis were thugs and shook people down to a lot of really bad things.

370
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,880
But they did good things too. We're going to stop dissing the Nazis all the time.

371
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:22,880
The Jewish media has made us feel like the Nazis and Hitler have never offered anything of value to the world.

372
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:28,880
Also, it's like there's Jewish people that are basically hiding me under their floorboards right now, under their wooden floors.

373
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:31,880
It's like a reverse version of the Holocaust.

374
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,880
Your sorrows can come to Christ.

375
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,880
It is a possibility that he can convert and come to Christ.

376
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,880
You got a little bit of the Hitler fetish going on.

377
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:39,880
It's not a fetish.

378
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:43,880
They called me anti-Semite. They said I'm a nigga in rap. They said I'm black.

379
00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:46,880
They told me, say it loud. I'm black and I'm brown.

380
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:48,880
OK, James Brown, you tell me who I am.

381
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:52,880
Did you say something? Huh?

382
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:53,880
Are you guys still watching it?

383
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,880
Oh, yeah.

384
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,880
That shit's fucking wild.

385
00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,880
I'm the future president you're talking to right now.

386
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:04,880
I'm not defending him. I'm saying isn't it good to try to get Middle East peace?

387
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,880
Dude, I found this.

388
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,880
That's Nick.

389
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,880
Yeah, Nick, go ahead.

390
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:13,880
I got to watch my accounts because they've been frozen by Jewish banks.

391
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,880
I get the frozen ones.

392
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,880
I don't like the word evil next to Nazis. I think we need to look at...

393
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:21,880
I love Jewish people, but I also love Nazis.

394
00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:27,880
It gets to the nature of Judaism, which is the fact that Jews do not believe that Christ was the son of God.

395
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,880
And in fact, they're the only group that hate Jesus.

396
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:38,880
Every form of pornography is only one is only 10 years away from pedophilia.

397
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:42,880
Everyone is so outraged and focused on Balenciaga.

398
00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,880
But then we're still aborting our kids.

399
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:46,880
We're still fornicating.

400
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,880
Germans had a really cool leader at one time.

401
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:51,880
What do you think about the devaluation of dollar?

402
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:52,880
What do you think about FTX?

403
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,880
Germans had a really cool leader at one time.

404
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,880
Nick.

405
00:20:56,880 --> 00:20:58,880
You're going to run for president 2024.

406
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:00,880
I'm not Alex.

407
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,880
You're really good at stating things in a way that you get you sued.

408
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,880
Alex, love you, love you, love you.

409
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:10,880
If you're upset with what Kanye West has said today, let me remind you that Kanye West, excuse me.

410
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:11,880
Yay.

411
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,880
Let me, let me, excuse me.

412
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:15,880
He said, yay.

413
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:16,880
Excuse me.

414
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:17,880
Let me correct that.

415
00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:18,880
Yay.

416
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:19,880
I do love Hitler.

417
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:20,880
I do love the Zionists.

418
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,880
I love everyone.

419
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,880
The Zionists cannot tell me who I can love and not love.

420
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,880
People need to take that for what it is.

421
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:28,880
I wouldn't call you autistic.

422
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,880
You are.

423
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:32,880
Have a suffocated thing about you.

424
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,880
I would call you autistic.

425
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,880
No, no, no, no, we're going to pray.

426
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,880
No, we pray.

427
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:45,880
I pray Elon is for real.

428
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:46,880
No, pray to God.

429
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:47,880
That's Elon.

430
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:49,880
I pray to Jesus Christ.

431
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,880
What else do you want to tweet out to folks?

432
00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,880
Is everything right now is going super mega total viral.

433
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,880
What is your message to Trump right now?

434
00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:59,880
What's your message to DeSantis right now?

435
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,880
I don't know who DeSantis is.

436
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:02,880
I never heard of the guy.

437
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:08,880
It is a lot of good Nazis that were just fighting for their country.

438
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,880
Put in the box.

439
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,880
They're all in a box.

440
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,880
Every Nazi is bad.

441
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,880
Well, could some of the Nazis have just been fighting for their country?

442
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,880
Oh, they're all we can't we can't put them all in a box.

443
00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,880
I don't think Hitler was a good guy.

444
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,880
I get the Hugo Boss uniforms.

445
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:27,880
Amazing.

446
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:28,880
They were kind of cool.

447
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:30,880
I mean, just because you're in love with the design, you're a designer.

448
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:34,880
Can we just kind of say like you like the you like the uniforms, but that's about it.

449
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:41,880
We know there's a lot of things that I love about Hitler.

450
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:43,880
A lot of things.

451
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,880
Actually, all the Jews in my life overall were very nice people.

452
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:51,880
So I'm saying I'm actually tired of hearing about the Jews.

453
00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:52,880
Like I love them.

454
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,880
I love them. Honestly, I don't even care that much.

455
00:22:55,880 --> 00:22:58,880
You know, I spent the last three hours, two hours talking about it.

456
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,880
It's fun. It's fun.

457
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,880
I don't I don't really care that much about Hitler.

458
00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:03,880
I love him.

459
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,880
He seems like a cool guy.

460
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,880
You know, it's like he you know, it's like he had a really cool outfit and stuff.

461
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:12,880
And he was a really cool outfit.

462
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:13,880
Actually incorrect.

463
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,880
Well, I think Hitler did target and kill some people.

464
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,880
I think Obama killed Palestinians.

465
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,880
I'm tired of hearing I'm a Nazi.

466
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,880
I'm really sad because I'm not.

467
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,880
But I think by them falsely accusing people, some people are going to become that.

468
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,880
I am. I am.

469
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:28,880
I am.

470
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:29,880
Now I'm a Nazi.

471
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:30,880
Ari Emmanuelle.

472
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:31,880
Isn't that what it said?

473
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:32,880
I said, say it loud.

474
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,880
Say it loud.

475
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:35,880
I'm black and I'm proud.

476
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,880
You make Alex Jones seem normal.

477
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,880
Instagram is sex trafficking.

478
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:47,880
And I'm probably the lowest IQ here of anyone speaking.

479
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,880
Adam, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to say that.

480
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:55,880
Alex, what we did is we brought Netanyahu with us.

481
00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:00,880
I'm in the twilight zone right now.

482
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,880
Netanyahu, what do you have to say?

483
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:04,880
It was bad.

484
00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:06,880
It was bad for trapping me.

485
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,880
OK.

486
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,880
I had no idea your voice is going to sound like that, Netanyahu.

487
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,880
In case this is the last time you ever hear from me.

488
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:19,880
Did you guys realize that the British government created Hitler?

489
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,880
This is the voice of Netanyahu.

490
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,880
I'm leaving for now too.

491
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,880
It's another meeting.

492
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:26,880
And then I'm going to say something.

493
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:27,880
The real case.

494
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:28,880
Nick, I got a question.

495
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:33,880
If I say something that's provocative towards the Mossad, is that Mossad-genistic?

496
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,880
Hold on.

497
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,880
Hey, I'm the head of the Mossad.

498
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:42,880
I'm going to kill you and take your children away from you.

499
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,880
Thanks a lot, Netanyahu.

500
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:45,880
Back to you, Alex.

501
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,880
But we're going to call him Netan.

502
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:50,880
What you want, Netan?

503
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,880
Hey, yay, right after this, I'm going to say you're crazy.

504
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,880
I'm going to take your family away from you.

505
00:24:55,880 --> 00:24:56,880
We're not done with you yet.

506
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,880
You cannot cause free thought.

507
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,880
We have to control the history books.

508
00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:02,880
We have to control the banks.

509
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,880
And we have to go and kill people.

510
00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:05,880
Also, we're in the better area.

511
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:06,880
Ha, ha, ha.

512
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,880
I love Jerry.

513
00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:08,880
Hey.

514
00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:09,880
Hey.

515
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,880
What's up?

516
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,880
This is Netan.

517
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:12,880
This is insane.

518
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,880
You are an insane person.

519
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:15,880
How could you say so?

520
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:20,880
It's OK that I've practiced Chinese water torture on myself.

521
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,880
I'm Netanyahu.

522
00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:26,880
I ain't never had a supermodel.

523
00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,880
Yeah, Katel.

524
00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:28,880
Yeah, Katel.

525
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:35,880
And him on 60 Minutes saying the best time of his life was rounding up and killing Jews.

526
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:37,880
Yay, never kill any Jews.

527
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:38,880
I like Hitler.

528
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:39,880
I don't like Hitler.

529
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,880
I'm not trying to be shocking.

530
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:43,880
I like Hitler.

531
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:44,880
I do not.

532
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,880
The Holocaust is not what happened.

533
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,880
Let's look at the facts of that.

534
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,880
And Hitler has a lot of redeeming qualities.

535
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:56,880
So tell us, you think Hitler was the good guy in World War II?

536
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,880
I think God says man should not kill.

537
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,880
We should not have wars, period.

538
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,880
None of us should be killing anybody.

539
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:07,880
Ukraine and the streets of Chicago, all violence should stop.

540
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,880
And we should all serve Christ.

541
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,880
That's what I feel.

542
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,880
All right, that's it.

543
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:19,880
So that was that was interesting, wasn't it?

544
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,880
He's like having a full schizophrenic break.

545
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:24,880
He's out of control.

546
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,880
He's fucking out of control.

547
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:28,880
My man.

548
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:33,880
So I'm all about free speech.

549
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:37,880
But I think that's the line right there.

550
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,880
You think that's the line?

551
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,880
You think Kanye West is the line?

552
00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:44,880
That's where we should cut it off.

553
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:54,880
Well, I mean, you know, if you go to the hospital, you're going to have or you go to like a psych unit, you're going to have people like saying that all the time there.

554
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,880
They said that they were trying to put put them in a psych unit.

555
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,880
And he said that he doesn't want to do that.

556
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:04,880
Yeah, he belongs in one actually.

557
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:05,880
So do I.

558
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,880
But I don't I don't go in and do psych units.

559
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:18,880
So you can't you can't be voluntarily committed unless you're danger to yourself or others, which I don't think he is.

560
00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:21,880
I mean, he could be a danger to himself at this point.

561
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:25,880
You could say that he's going to insane.

562
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:38,880
But I definitely want to talk about how being an atheist is probably the most cringe thing you could be off like being an atheist is straight up cringe.

563
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,880
Like it really is like how is a cringe?

564
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,880
So you got to be so self centered.

565
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,880
Oh my God, you're just going to fucking attack me.

566
00:27:49,880 --> 00:28:00,880
So you got to be like so fucking self centered that you think that you are so important that you had no reasoning to be here.

567
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,880
But you are here.

568
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:09,880
You think that you're that important that all this insane shit had to happen just for you to be here.

569
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:17,880
And you also have to think that all this awesome like literally like the like awesome in like the actual definition.

570
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:31,880
Awesome shit that happens in this world is all random and like you got to be so self fucking centered to actually think that you are so important that all this shit happened.

571
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,880
And you are so random.

572
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,880
But because everything is so random, you exist now.

573
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:42,880
You have to be so fucking self centered that you actually think that there's no reason for it.

574
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:49,880
And you're just like, yeah, I'm here. I'm here because I was I because everything was at a random event.

575
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:58,880
You're not you don't fucking respect the people who are here before you grow your grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's like you are you.

576
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,880
You there are so many fucking things that had to happen so you could exist.

577
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:09,880
But you're just like, yup, I'm just going to put I'm going to like, yep, there's no higher power because I'm a fucking asshole.

578
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:16,880
How self centered is it that you think you created an entire religion to explain the fact that you're here?

579
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:21,880
How self centered is that? No, I know God made me the way I am.

580
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:27,880
You think God goes out of his way to forgive you or make all this things for you?

581
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,880
Make all these things for you?

582
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:32,880
No, God does that for everybody, not just for me, retard.

583
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,880
That's the fucking difference. You think everything's for you.

584
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,880
I think God is here for everybody.

585
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,880
What do you say, Dan?

586
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,880
Oh, my God.

587
00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,880
I don't know. I'm like right down the middle with everything.

588
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:53,880
I just got in this long spiritual discussion with my one friend.

589
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,880
Your one friend.

590
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,880
Oh, you're saying like, OK.

591
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:05,880
Yeah, everything just came down to like spirituality and it was really abrasive after a while.

592
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:09,880
It's like, OK, well, I got to get off the phone now.

593
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:12,880
There's a happy medium, you know.

594
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:20,880
Yeah, I think that our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was born and died on the cross for our sins.

595
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,880
But this asshole over here died for your sins.

596
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,880
He died for all of our sins.

597
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,880
That's the thing. Jesus saw.

598
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,880
So I've born a sinner. Listen, listen.

599
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,880
Jesus saw every single sin that was ever going to be committed when he was on the cross.

600
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,880
That was one of his tortures when he was on the cross.

601
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,880
So he saw you being this asshole right now.

602
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,880
So he gave you that's the thing.

603
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,880
That's the thing.

604
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:50,880
Jesus saw the fucking horrors of the Holocaust and still forgave us and still said it was worth dying for all of us.

605
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,880
There's something about that.

606
00:30:51,880 --> 00:31:00,880
There's something about that that you have to like respect at least like if you're like Jesus sees all of this shit and he's

607
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:05,880
maybe he's willing to die. Maybe he's just thought Germany had a pretty cool leader at one point.

608
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,880
A really cool leader at one point.

609
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:10,880
Dude. Okay.

610
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,880
Getting off topic here, but still kind of on topic.

611
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,880
Dude, the Nazi uniform for fucking cool looking.

612
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:19,880
Let's just be real like I'm like an objective little you know where they came from.

613
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,880
Hugo Boss. Yeah.

614
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:27,880
But do you know where where they were who they were copied from who are they copied from?

615
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,880
The Massachusetts State Police. Really?

616
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,880
Back then they had like the same like outfit.

617
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,880
Yeah. I think I remember reading that somewhere.

618
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:40,880
So you know how Boston has a lot of like Ivy League schools?

619
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:45,880
Yeah. They got like Harvard and fucking not Stanford. Stanford's in California, right?

620
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:50,880
They got Harvard and Yale. Harvard, Yale. Yeah.

621
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:56,880
So some of the Nazis before World War II, they went to Ivy League schools in Massachusetts.

622
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,880
Really? Okay. Yeah.

623
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:06,880
You know, they're just German exchange students and they like the Massachusetts State Police uniform so much that

624
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,880
they stole the Nazi party. They took them back and copied them.

625
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:17,880
So like if you didn't if you notice like in like an SS uniform, literally they have skulls and crossbones on them.

626
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,880
Yeah.

627
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:24,880
Like you think you're the good guys when you're wearing skulls and crossbones.

628
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,880
The Massachusetts State Police don't have skulls and crossbones.

629
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,880
Just imagine if they fucking did though.

630
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:34,880
Do the the Mass State Police still look like Nazis?

631
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,880
No, the Mass State Police have like powder blue uniforms now. It's fucking weird.

632
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:39,880
So does New Jersey.

633
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:44,880
I bet they changed that up real quick.

634
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:53,880
Yeah. If you look them up, you can see like especially like I think it's especially the motorcycle police.

635
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,880
You'll see the Nazi resemblance.

636
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:06,880
It's like I actually the reason I learned about that is because I saw like a parade with Massachusetts State Police in it.

637
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:10,880
And I was like, why are there Nazis?

638
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:16,880
It's not it's it was just that, you know, I'm like, why do the uniforms look so similar?

639
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:17,880
Like old video or?

640
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,880
No, you're right. I'm looking at these fucking pictures. They do look like Nazis.

641
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,880
Yeah, yeah. Not the colors, but the design.

642
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,880
Like the design. Yeah, they straight up like a fucking Nazi uniform.

643
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:31,880
Holy shit. That's the strap. Yeah. Like this.

644
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,880
Like the weird like like the strap that goes like this.

645
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,880
Yeah, that's that's just like a different color. That's like a Nazi like alternate skin.

646
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:46,880
That's like in a video game fighting video game like the Nazis alternate fucking skin.

647
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,880
Yeah. And those hats. Yeah.

648
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,880
That's where they came from. I you know, they look snazzy.

649
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:58,880
They look snazzy. I mean, but you sent that picture that says Hugo Boss. Yeah.

650
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:04,880
I mean, that's who makes the the military like dress uniforms, too.

651
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,880
Yeah. Yeah. For the U.S.

652
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,880
So it's all Hugo Boss. I do.

653
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:17,880
Did you ever hear like the story behind the New York State Troopers, the New York State Trooper uniforms?

654
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,880
No. So the New York State Trooper uniform.

655
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:27,880
So we've we've all seen them like the the gray coloring and like the purple and shit.

656
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:33,880
Everything on their uniform actually has like a meaning like the coloring.

657
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:36,880
So the uniform itself, it looks gray.

658
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:42,880
But if you actually look really close at it, each thread is white and black.

659
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:49,880
Like it's alternating like literally the thread itself, like the little threads are alternating white and black.

660
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,880
But together, it makes that like iconic like gray look.

661
00:34:53,880 --> 00:35:01,880
And they said like it was like for like the duality of humanity and like how they are the law, the line in between that.

662
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:07,880
And they have a purple purple tie, which means that they are an elite group among police.

663
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:12,880
And then the black stripe down their pants is for the fallen New York State Troopers.

664
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,880
Really? Yeah.

665
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:19,880
But if you actually look super close to the New York State Trooper jacket, it's actually not gray.

666
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:24,880
It's black and white, but they're so stitched closely together that it looks gray.

667
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,880
Oh, wow. Yeah. Huh.

668
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,880
That's crazy. Usually when I see one of those that close to bad.

669
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:34,880
Yeah, it's probably a bad thing. Well, for you.

670
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:40,880
My dad's friend's actually a state trooper.

671
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,880
And like I asked like I wanted to see the uniform because like I'm like I always wonder this.

672
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,880
He's like, yeah, that's true. And like he like show me a close up.

673
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,880
And if you actually look at it close up, you can see that it's black and white together.

674
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,880
You should do that, Tyler. What's that? Be a trooper? Yeah.

675
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:58,880
But we'll have to delete all these podcasts. Oh, my God.

676
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:06,880
I want to be a trooper and I actually took the trooper exam and I passed it and I was going through my shit.

677
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,880
And then one of the last things they do is do a vision test.

678
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,880
No, no, I passed the psych exam actually.

679
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:17,880
And then they made me do a vision test and they're like, all right, read line three with your glasses on.

680
00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:22,880
I'm like, OK, like E, B, seven.

681
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,880
Like, you know, like the random things and they're like, OK.

682
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,880
And they flip the sheet down and they said, take off your glasses and read the same line.

683
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:34,880
And I'm like, oh, boy, I can't fucking see.

684
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,880
I'm just going to make up something to see if it works.

685
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,880
And I'm like, W. They're like, that's an F.

686
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,880
I'm like, oh, close.

687
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:49,880
And and then they're like, OK, thank you for applying.

688
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,880
We're going to have to release you on your vision test.

689
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,880
And I'm like, what the fuck?

690
00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:05,880
I'm honestly surprised they didn't tell you to come to the psych exam without shoes and be prepared to get in because you couldn't see without your glasses because you're not going home.

691
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:12,880
But I passed my psych exam, but they ask you like some really weird fucking questions on the psych exam, like really fucking weird.

692
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,880
So you have to be able to see without your glasses to be a trooper.

693
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,880
Yeah, you have to be able to see line three without your glasses.

694
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:22,880
Well, it's stupid because most people need glasses.

695
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:23,880
Yeah, I can.

696
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,880
But I'd have to go through all that shit again and fucking get it redone.

697
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:31,880
But literally, someone like the questions they ask in a psych exam are fucking insane.

698
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:37,880
Like, do you still have intercourse with animals?

699
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,880
And I'm like, what do you mean by still?

700
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,880
How did you know about the first?

701
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:55,880
And I'm like, and I'm like, I never had intercourse with an animal and they're like noted and they write that and I'm like, okay.

702
00:37:55,880 --> 00:38:00,880
And the next question, like, do you want to have sexual intercourse with your mother?

703
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:01,880
And I'm like, no.

704
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,880
And they're like, okay, noted.

705
00:38:02,880 --> 00:38:04,880
Was that like a polygraph?

706
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:09,880
Yeah, like it was like a like they look at the polygraphs like interesting.

707
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:13,880
I feel fucking uncomfortable, bro.

708
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,880
And like they ask you like, like, do you prefer dogs or cats?

709
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:18,880
And I'm like, cats.

710
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:19,880
Okay.

711
00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:23,880
And they're like, have you ever sold drugs?

712
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,880
And I'm like, no.

713
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,880
Okay.

714
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,880
Have you ever taken drugs?

715
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:29,880
And I'm like, no.

716
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:31,880
Okay.

717
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,880
And they're like, do you own any firearms?

718
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:35,880
I'm like, yes.

719
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,880
And they're like, okay.

720
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,880
Do you own any illegal firearms?

721
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,880
I'm like, no.

722
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,880
And they're like, okay.

723
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,880
What kind of illegal firearms do you own?

724
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,880
I'm like, I don't own illegal firearms.

725
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:57,880
But like the more nervous you get, the weirder the fucking like polygraph test gets.

726
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:07,880
So like you're like, you're like when I said no to do I own illegal weapons, then they followed up the question with what kind of illegal weapons do you own?

727
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:09,880
What kind of illegal weapons do you have?

728
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,880
And I'm like, I don't have illegal weapons.

729
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,880
You guys searched my house already.

730
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:14,880
Like search for house.

731
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,880
Yeah, that's a fucking weird thing that they do.

732
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:18,880
Like they actually search your house.

733
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:25,880
If you if like if you're like in like the thing and I'm like, yeah, we have access to like your life.

734
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,880
Yeah, it's fucking insane.

735
00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:32,880
Like when you sign like that paper, they can do fucking pretty much anything to you.

736
00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:37,880
But that like polygraph test is fucking wild like I was like I was in the middle of it.

737
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:45,880
I'm like and they're like, what do you what are your current thoughts on a pilot on the way that the United States politics are going?

738
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,880
And I'm like, you want the honest answer?

739
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,880
And they're like, it's a polygraph test.

740
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:57,880
And I go, no, I want you to lie on your polygraph.

741
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:04,880
And it was right around the the Biden like administration coming in and I'm like, I don't like it.

742
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,880
They're like, OK, would you still serve a government that you disliked?

743
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,880
And I'm like, yeah.

744
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:12,880
And they're like, OK.

745
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,880
And like they just like it was like weird fucking shit like that.

746
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,880
And they're like, how many times do you masturbate a day?

747
00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:20,880
And I'm like, yeah.

748
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:24,880
And I'm like, did you tell the truth?

749
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:30,880
I'm like once, you know, normally maybe two to three times on a good day.

750
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,880
It's like weird questions like that.

751
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,880
I'm like, what the fuck, dude?

752
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,880
So where do you think they're going with that?

753
00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:38,880
They're just trying to weed out people that know they're trying to.

754
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:41,880
I think they're trying to see how you do in unconscionable situations.

755
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:48,880
They're trying to see if you would like lie about like stuff because I don't like they have like controlled questions.

756
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:52,880
Like they ask you your name, like your name, like what's your what's your date of birth?

757
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,880
And they're like like the first thing that they ask you, they're like, OK.

758
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:59,880
But they also have to ask you stuff that everybody would lie about.

759
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:01,880
Like have you ever stolen a pencil?

760
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:02,880
Yeah, like shit like that.

761
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,880
But then they start doing like the weird questions like I was saying.

762
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:12,880
But like one of the things that they ask you, like the first thing that they do is go, OK, the first question you're going to say is the truth.

763
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,880
And the second question you're going to say is a lie.

764
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,880
So I'm going to ask you if your name is Tyler Lee.

765
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:18,880
And you say yes.

766
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:24,880
And they said, I'm going to ask you if you were born on April 29th of 1998 and you're going to say no.

767
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,880
And I'm like, OK.

768
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,880
So they go, is your name Tyler Lee?

769
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:28,880
And I go, yes.

770
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,880
And they go, were you born on April 29th, 1998?

771
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:32,880
And I go, no.

772
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:38,880
So they get like a couple of control questions like that in to like calibrate the machine and shit.

773
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:44,880
But like they have like three or four questions for calibrating, calibrating the machine.

774
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,880
And then they're like, OK, the machines calibrated.

775
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,880
Let's let's get this shit done.

776
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,880
They had like this weird thing around your fucking waist.

777
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:57,880
And they have like a blood pressure cuff on you and like an SBO2 reader that you have to fucking like and like don't move at all.

778
00:41:57,880 --> 00:41:58,880
And I'm like, I have ADHD.

779
00:41:58,880 --> 00:41:59,880
I just move around a lot.

780
00:41:59,880 --> 00:42:00,880
They're like, don't do that.

781
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,880
I'm like, OK.

782
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,880
You told him that?

783
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,880
Yeah.

784
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:06,880
You told me you have ADHD.

785
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:08,880
Yeah, I have ADHD.

786
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,880
I'm like, dude, I have ADHD.

787
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:16,880
If I get this job, I'm going to be blasted out on amphetamines for 20 years before I get to that pension.

788
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,880
Pretty much.

789
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,880
I'm sure you failed the vision test, but I failed the vision test.

790
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:25,880
Yeah.

791
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:26,880
Yeah.

792
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:30,880
I'm surprised they didn't like pretend to size you up for a jacket, put you on a straight jacket.

793
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,880
You're like, all right, you passed everything here.

794
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:36,880
Put on this fancy jacket.

795
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:37,880
I'm like, wait a minute.

796
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,880
This is a straight Jackie God damn it.

797
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,880
This motherfucker passed the every single fucking question was polygraph.

798
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,880
I said he masturbated fourteen times a day.

799
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:53,880
He said he wanted to like fuck horses and I don't know what to do because he fucking told the truth.

800
00:42:53,880 --> 00:43:02,880
I guess we're just going to make up some bullshit where we we have to tell him to take off his fucking glasses and read the board.

801
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:07,880
Just just don't talk about this.

802
00:43:07,880 --> 00:43:08,880
Talk about it.

803
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,880
This is fucking scared.

804
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:15,880
They're like, yeah, thank you for your two hundred dollars to take the fucking trooper exam.

805
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:16,880
I'm like, thanks.

806
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:17,880
How much was it?

807
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:18,880
Two hundred dollars.

808
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:19,880
Two hundred.

809
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,880
It's two hundred dollars to sign up.

810
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:28,880
I took the New York State Park police exam and they still send me canvas letters.

811
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:30,880
They actually they actually merged with the state police.

812
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,880
Did they?

813
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:33,880
Yeah.

814
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:34,880
No shit.

815
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:35,880
Yeah.

816
00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:41,880
You can only you have to have tested before you're 31, I think, or 30.

817
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,880
You know, and how old are you like 29, 30?

818
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,880
Me?

819
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:47,880
Yeah.

820
00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:55,880
You're 32 now because for the troopers, you have to be above the age of 21 and you have to be under the age of 30 to get hired.

821
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:57,880
But by the time you test.

822
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,880
So if your test is still good.

823
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:06,880
But then after you turn 30 and after like the next test comes out, you can still test.

824
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:11,880
You still get on, but you still have your test has to be because your test is only good for so long.

825
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:17,880
But then like what happens after like you're 30 and then the next test comes out, you're done at that point.

826
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,880
So if you have an eligible test, you're good.

827
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:29,880
But like so the way it would go bad is if if they stopped accepting that test, I think for the West.

828
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:30,880
Right.

829
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:31,880
So they moved on. Yeah.

830
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:36,880
Like you said, like they move on to the next test and then that test is no longer valid.

831
00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,880
So say you were at the age cut off.

832
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:39,880
Yeah.

833
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,880
Say it's 30, 30 years old or whatever.

834
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,880
But your test is still good.

835
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:45,880
You're fine.

836
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:46,880
You still get hired.

837
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,880
You have to have tested by a certain age.

838
00:44:48,880 --> 00:45:01,880
It's not how old you are when you get hired because I know the cruise missile was trying to be a trooper and he ended up not getting it because he turned 30 and the next test came out.

839
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:02,880
Hmm.

840
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:03,880
Oh, yeah.

841
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:06,880
Yeah. See, I'm surprised he didn't do it.

842
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:07,880
I think he would have been good at it.

843
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:08,880
Oh, yeah.

844
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,880
The only thing is that he's too short.

845
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,880
I don't think that's a thing anymore, dude.

846
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,880
He could women got on the job.

847
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:20,880
Right. Because it was like over like 510.

848
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,880
I think that you had to be.

849
00:45:22,880 --> 00:45:24,880
No, there's no higher.

850
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:25,880
No, like it used to be.

851
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:26,880
He had to be over 510.

852
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:35,880
I think I heard that you don't want to ever want to fuck with a female police officer because they're justified to use lethal force on anything.

853
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:36,880
Pretty much.

854
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:37,880
Really?

855
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:38,880
Yeah.

856
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:50,880
A woman if a man is like threatening a woman police officer, it's a more of a threat for a man to threaten a woman police officer than there's a man to threaten a male police officer.

857
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:51,880
Yeah.

858
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,880
Oh, because if you're going to like.

859
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:54,880
That's actually like.

860
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:55,880
You're going to punch.

861
00:45:55,880 --> 00:45:58,880
I don't know if that's a thing, but it sounds right.

862
00:45:58,880 --> 00:45:59,880
So I'm just going to roll with it.

863
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:01,880
No, no, I was reading it.

864
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:02,880
I heard about it.

865
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:14,880
Like if somebody's going to punch a female cop, they can just shoot him and it's justified because it's technically like a lethal use of force, threat of force.

866
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,880
So don't punch female police officers.

867
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,880
I think you should still do it.

868
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:22,880
I might get Lasix and go back.

869
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:25,880
Yeah, you're what? 25?

870
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:26,880
I'm 25, yeah.

871
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,880
You got your whole life ahead of you.

872
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,880
I got my whole life ahead of you, man.

873
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,880
What are you doing?

874
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:37,880
Next time they ask your political opinion, just show them this podcast.

875
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:40,880
You said what about answer?

876
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:42,880
You showed him this podcast.

877
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:43,880
I wouldn't be leaving.

878
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:55,880
If you walk in the door, the first question is, have you ever masturbated thinking about and Frank masturbated in a library?

879
00:46:55,880 --> 00:47:01,880
Do you think Leah Thompson from the hit movie Back to the Future is a very attractive woman?

880
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,880
I mean, yes.

881
00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:06,880
Well, they have a lot.

882
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:13,880
The thing is, is that the more the more podcasts there are, the less likely it is that they'll go through everything.

883
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:20,880
Imagine if a fucking state trooper just had to sit there and listen to fucking hours.

884
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:25,880
How many episodes are there? 13 now.

885
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,880
So 13 times three.

886
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:31,880
If you wanted to listen to all of them, that's a lot of content.

887
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,880
There's also a lost episode that we haven't released yet.

888
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:36,880
Oh, yeah.

889
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,880
Dude, that's that's the one where all the sound bites are from in the beginning, right?

890
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:45,880
Yeah, it was the pilot episode.

891
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:51,880
I wanted to have my one friend come on because he's like, you know, he's like, we are.

892
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:56,880
He was going off on the phone today about like how virology is an approving science.

893
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,880
They've never isolated the virus.

894
00:47:58,880 --> 00:47:59,880
It's all fake.

895
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,880
Was this the guy that we were talking about earlier?

896
00:48:02,880 --> 00:48:05,880
Like yesterday? This is the guy we talked about yesterday.

897
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:09,880
He was he was going off on the ramp for like an hour and a half.

898
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:15,880
Love it. You should come on this podcast. He's like podcast podcast.

899
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:18,880
I give this information away for free.

900
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:23,880
This is privilege information.

901
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,880
And he's like, he's like, I don't think people shouldn't capitalize off this information.

902
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:30,880
I'm having a conversation with you.

903
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,880
A conversation with you.

904
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:35,880
All right. Calm down.

905
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:38,880
It sounds like a good guest.

906
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:49,880
He did. He'd be perfect, but he's just so anti like establishment that even this podcast is too much of an establishment for him.

907
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:54,880
He lives out in the woods in a year.

908
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,880
He lets his he lets his goats in his year.

909
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:01,880
He's got like two goats, a mule.

910
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:09,880
And he just like just lives out there in the woods with just like only communication he gets is like when he gets cell phone service.

911
00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:16,880
Yeah, this he really went he really went far off the reservation since he left.

912
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:20,880
Dude, that's what being a medic for, you know, 13 years old duty.

913
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:27,880
Yeah, yeah, maybe. Oh, my God. He was a medic, too.

914
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,880
Oh, fuck, man. Wild shit.

915
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:37,880
So I was driving here earlier and I thought you flew here.

916
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,880
Yeah, I feel here. You're not here.

917
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:46,880
Yeah, I was driving here earlier and like it snowed.

918
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,880
So, you know, it was like, you know, people were driving slower and shit.

919
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:54,880
But the thing was nobody was using their fucking blinker like at all.

920
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:58,880
Like I like I've seen like I saw eight cars just not even use their blinkers.

921
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,880
I'm like, just because it snows doesn't mean that there's no blinkers anymore.

922
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,880
Like, what the fuck are you guys doing?

923
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:09,880
Dude, if there's no lines on the road, what a blinker is even matter.

924
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:12,880
Fucking pointless. You just fucking send it.

925
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:15,880
You can't stop for red lights. I can stop.

926
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:18,880
I got an all wheel drive car.

927
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,880
Huh? People out there just fucking send it.

928
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,880
Oh, yeah. Sunday driver.

929
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:29,880
Yeah. So I watched the Back to the Future movies.

930
00:50:29,880 --> 00:50:33,880
I thought you did a pretty good, pretty accurate representation of them.

931
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,880
I know. I'm pretty great.

932
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,880
You have word for word.

933
00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,880
So you what?

934
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:47,880
Lorraine, you're going to be my wife.

935
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:51,880
What other movies do you know well?

936
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,880
Fight Club.

937
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,880
Such a good fucking movie.

938
00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:01,880
Oh, my God. Fucking Heather, or Hannah. Was it Heather?

939
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:06,880
Hannah Bottom Carter. Fucking gorgeous in that movie.

940
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,880
She looks like she's on meth half the time, but fuck is she hot?

941
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,880
Helen of Bottom Carter?

942
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,880
Yeah, Helena. That's her name.

943
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:15,880
Like Harry Potter?

944
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:18,880
Yeah, she's hot as hell. Fucking really hot.

945
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:20,880
I don't know about that.

946
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,880
You just have no taste, my guy.

947
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:26,880
You don't like the fucking like strung out fucking heroin.

948
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,880
I literally zoned out for like the last 30 seconds.

949
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,880
Who did you say is hot?

950
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:33,880
The fucking chick from Fight Club.

951
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:35,880
Helen of Bottom Carter?

952
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,880
Yeah. He thinks that she's not.

953
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:38,880
Fuck.

954
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,880
Yeah. Well, dude, that's your golf game again.

955
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:42,880
Because she's like, goth.

956
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,880
She's also like on heroin and shit.

957
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:46,880
Well, that was from like the 90s, right?

958
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,880
The Goth and grunge is very similar.

959
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,880
Yeah, but I haven't seen her like that, you know.

960
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:57,880
No, back in the 90s, she was gorgeous.

961
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:02,880
Yeah, dude, that the guy from Rope Fight Club, he had an extremely fucked up childhood.

962
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,880
Yeah, go figure.

963
00:52:04,880 --> 00:52:06,880
Dude, extremely fucked up.

964
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:14,880
Bro, there's the story that he tells, you should look it up on YouTube.

965
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:18,880
He tells the story around the country like he travels.

966
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:24,880
And it's so graphic that people in the audience pass out.

967
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:25,880
Really?

968
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,880
Yeah, dude, it's fucked up.

969
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:32,880
He talks about how he was, this is a real thing that happened to him.

970
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:34,880
I'm going to need some more coffee for this.

971
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:36,880
Oh, God.

972
00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:41,880
So he was in a swimming pool.

973
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,880
And you know the drains on the bottom of the swimming pool?

974
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:46,880
Yeah.

975
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:53,880
So he used to sit on the drain on the bottom of the swimming pool because it felt good on his asshole.

976
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:54,880
Okay.

977
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:56,880
He used to like the sucking feeling.

978
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:58,880
Okay.

979
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:04,880
And he was, I think he was like 12 years old or something like that.

980
00:53:04,880 --> 00:53:07,880
And he was sitting on it and then he couldn't move.

981
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:14,880
Yeah, yeah, like that's a big problem is like the drains at the bottom of the swimming pool like suck people in.

982
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:16,880
You can actually get your organs sucked out through them.

983
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:21,880
Well, so what happened to him is he got trapped and he got stuck in the bottom.

984
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:25,880
He finally pulled away and it sucked his colon out.

985
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:29,880
He was trying to grab his, he describes it.

986
00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:33,880
What's so graphic about this is he describes it in such detail.

987
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:41,880
He talks about the shit that came out of his colon floating by with pieces of some medication he took earlier in the day.

988
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,880
You could see the little pills in it.

989
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,880
That's looking insane.

990
00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:47,880
Pieces of corn and shit.

991
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,880
And so literally shit.

992
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:59,880
And he he like got out of the pool with like his intestines in his hand and then he had to explain to his parents what he was doing.

993
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:04,880
He liked going to the bottom of the pool because it felt good on his asshole.

994
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:08,880
So you heard it here from Untitled Podcast.

995
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,880
Do not put your asshole on a swimming drain pool.

996
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:13,880
Swimming.

997
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:14,880
Yeah.

998
00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:16,880
There's other ways to get that kind of stimulation.

999
00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:18,880
Yeah, bro.

1000
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,880
Don't do that.

1001
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:29,880
Dude, then his, I don't know, there's some crazy story about how his dad tried to kill him as a kid.

1002
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:30,880
You know, as they do.

1003
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,880
And he survived by hiding under the bed.

1004
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:37,880
No, no, no. His dad, his dad didn't try and kill him, the author.

1005
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,880
His dad's dad.

1006
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:40,880
Right.

1007
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:41,880
So his grandfather.

1008
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:52,880
His grandfather tried to kill him, his dad, when he was a child and he murdered his mother and he survived by hiding under his bed.

1009
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:53,880
Right.

1010
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:56,880
And then his dad like blew his brains out.

1011
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:02,880
So then his dad had like a girlfriend when he was like in his 60s.

1012
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:03,880
Okay.

1013
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:17,880
And it ends up like some some guy came and murdered his dad and set the house on fire that his dad was in because it was like this girlfriend's ex boyfriend or whatever.

1014
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:22,880
And they found his dad dead in the house fire underneath the bed.

1015
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,880
So he ran back to like that same place for safety.

1016
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:26,880
That's interesting.

1017
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:27,880
Yeah.

1018
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:28,880
Yeah, you should listen to it.

1019
00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:29,880
It's a crazy story.

1020
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:33,880
But that guy has had like he's just a fucked up person.

1021
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:34,880
He's really fucked.

1022
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:35,880
I mean, fight club.

1023
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:39,880
I mean, fight clubs are pretty fucked up thing too.

1024
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:44,880
How the fuck do you put your fucking intestines back in through your asshole?

1025
00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:46,880
I forget what he said.

1026
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:52,880
They did like they had to like cut it off and then like open up your chest and then sew it back together.

1027
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:53,880
I don't fucking know.

1028
00:55:53,880 --> 00:55:57,880
Thank you for listening to the Christmas special.

1029
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:04,880
I'm trying to.

1030
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:05,880
Oh, what a topic.

1031
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,880
Actually, that brings me into another segment I had.

1032
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:22,880
So one day after work, me and Tyler were talking about how if either one of us dies, we would like to get people to benefit off of our deaths.

1033
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:26,880
How would we do that?

1034
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,880
We would like to we would like people to get some entertainment out of our deaths.

1035
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:33,880
You can see we just want to yeah.

1036
00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:34,880
We don't.

1037
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,880
We don't just want to die and like be buried in the ground and have everyone be sad.

1038
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:54,880
We want to have like we want to provide some joy to people like put my fucking corpse in the haunted house and like have like my body jump out like instead of having like an animatronic just had my actual corpse like shoot out of a can in that people and like it fucking like

1039
00:56:54,880 --> 00:56:56,880
makes like a like what strobe lights and shit.

1040
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:01,880
So you just see my fucking corpse just fucking shooting out of two like fucking.

1041
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:17,880
I think that should be fucking scary bro like that be that or you could just fucking you know put my body like a shooting range and just fucking scary carnival game like you know that the game Russia blood or fucking carny evil.

1042
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:30,880
It's like like a V a old V R game PS VR where you like shoot you like ride a roller coaster and you're like shoot like scary shit from the roller coaster.

1043
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:45,880
So I think we should just have like you you were like sitting up out of the coffin and we have like like a shotgun or something and it's like twenty five twenty five cents a pop just to shoot your corpse.

1044
00:57:45,880 --> 00:58:07,880
No, no, no, it's got to be at least I say you take your head your heads and you put it on like a whack a mole thing and we just pop up or you can just bring people to just like be in the coffin and just like you just like sit up like a jack in the box scare the shit out of some people.

1045
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:21,880
I just put my corpse in a giant jack in the box and they do.

1046
00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:23,880
Or it's like you knew you were dying.

1047
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,880
You could record some messages from like beyond the grave.

1048
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,880
I'm still here.

1049
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:37,880
Set your computer to periodically release like erase my internet history.

1050
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,880
Don't look in my closet.

1051
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:45,880
Don't look at my

1052
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:49,880
a lot of a lot of

1053
00:58:49,880 --> 00:59:02,880
York State Police look in your closet. So I think you're good. Yeah, I just found some shirts.

1054
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:09,880
So that that's dark dark carnival featuring title of these corps coming soon.

1055
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:24,880
Calling about fucking you know 60 years. You never know. You know New York State lottery. Hey, you never know.

1056
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:39,880
I get these air pods or damn dude air pods. Oh yeah. I had a good idea for a segment.

1057
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:53,880
What was that? But we'll have to have Ali Mac here. What was the same person? Well, it's kind of like going off that what we did last week where we asked some questions and then he would have to like you to go pepper.

1058
00:59:53,880 --> 01:00:09,880
So this is going to be this is going to be real doozy for Ali Mac. So it's going to be like a blind taste test and we're going to blindfold them and he's not going to agree to this by the way, but we're going to force them to always force them.

1059
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:22,880
That's your that's your responsibility by the way to force Ali Mac to do. What you got to do is call him a pussy a bunch of times and they do it. We lose Dan. No, he's back. Oh my God. There's this beautiful head.

1060
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:46,880
Beautiful head. Beautiful. We can't hear you again. Dan. You're your your voice is out. I can't hear you. Yeah, we can hear you now. Yeah, you know, that's a quick one. So what was like, what was your like fastest like calm?

1061
01:00:46,880 --> 01:01:03,880
Because I could do it in less than a minute. I could do it in less than a minute if I had to. That's pretty good. Yeah, I think it's happened by accident before. So that'd be my fast. You had like that come in your pants shit because I never had that actually.

1062
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:26,880
Yeah, I had it one time when you were scared. Yeah, I was like in like in eighth or ninth grade and the teacher said that we had 30 seconds left to finish our regions exam. I just like everything in my body happened at once.

1063
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:43,880
It was just like a fear response. Don't believe me. I'll come. I think the worst part was having to walk my test up in front of the classroom and I just ran out to the bathroom.

1064
01:01:43,880 --> 01:02:05,880
So if I scared the shit out of you, you would just if I scared the shit out of you, you would just cream your pants. Probably yeah, some people shit that man's that's right better. I rather come than shit. Yeah, what if you did both? I don't like what if you had this shit every time that you came?

1065
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:29,880
That'd be that'd be unfortunate. Would you rather shit every time that you came every time you shit? I'd go a came because you know you'd be able to be able to like like account for that. You're like oh boy, I got a shit. Okay, I'll just get some towel.

1066
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:50,880
Some paper towels ready in front of my cock. I've got a friend that kind of has a problem with that. He's got like a shit fetish. Is it the same? Is it the same one that was not? He's got a problem with what?

1067
01:02:50,880 --> 01:03:19,880
You know what? Maybe a different topic. We'll save that one for one that's not the Christmas episode. So I've never actually seen Fight Club. You never actually seen. No, no, it's a great movie. I was gonna watch it because you it's about rejecting modernity and going back to like what makes a man a man. You know what I'm saying? And then it goes into domestic terrorism, but the first part's kind of good.

1068
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:45,880
Essentially, it's about people fighting each other for fun or money. Do they fight for money? No, no, it's it's fighting to take back your masculinity because like that's the whole thing is that like society has made men pussies and like everything like our comforts are comfy beds are fucking fast food like fucking just like you know, buying a fucking table off of Amazon like back then it was like whatever like from Ikea and shit.

1069
01:03:45,880 --> 01:04:13,880
But like the whole thing is about like, you know, just say fuck you to like the way that the world wants you to be like like the world is actively trying to make men less manly like it's actively like going out of its way to make men like not be men anymore. Like that's the kind of whole theme like that the movie.

1070
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:35,880
Yeah, and there's like there's more of an undertone to where it's also about like not having like people need a task and they need a mission in life. Yeah. And like if you don't have one, it's not it's not about being comfortable. It's about having a mission. You know, yeah, because I kind of and how comfort.

1071
01:04:35,880 --> 01:04:53,880
Yeah, yeah, and how comfort will like actively make you a worse person like make you miserable. Yeah, comfort makes you miserable. Like that's kind of like the way that like I kind of see things because like the reason why I'm still like actually in EMS is because I like the struggle.

1072
01:04:53,880 --> 01:05:09,880
I like the like, you know, like going through the shit because like I feel like if I wasn't going through fucking unbelievable like awful shit all the time like I really want to feel like like if I do do into the fucking desk job I'd fucking put a bullet my fucking head.

1073
01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:11,880
Yeah, you just got bored.

1074
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:27,880
Yeah, and there's, I think there's a balance, you know, it's, it's, you need a little bit of both. Yeah, you need order and chaos, you know, because I can tell you working a desk job has downsides and working EMS has its downsides.

1075
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:42,880
And it's like, you know, you gotta choose which one choose or like find a happy medium, something, something that's got a little bit of both, you know, a little bit of order and a little bit of chaos.

1076
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:49,880
So you think we could have a flight fight club episode where we all fight each other in my basement. I do it.

1077
01:05:49,880 --> 01:06:03,880
I would. The thing is, is that I would destroy all you could do tournament style. Well, maybe you ever do like karate or fucking taekwondo bro bro.

1078
01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,880
Look at me.

1079
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:08,880
I'm a karate master.

1080
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:14,880
He's fucking Cobra Kai. You see him fucking strike hard strike first. No mercy.

1081
01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:26,880
I feel sorry for you. Yeah, bro. Well, the tournament style will have will have the lightweights Tyler and Dan.

1082
01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:28,880
I got a first round.

1083
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:32,880
All right. So we'll make this so we don't we don't actually get hurt.

1084
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:36,880
What we'll do is it'll just be fun.

1085
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:43,880
We'll take our arms and we'll tie them back. So it's just our elbows. Oh yeah, that's definitely better.

1086
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:47,880
So it's just an album. We're just the elbow each other.

1087
01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:53,880
Yeah. And then tie up your legs to oh, gimp fighting.

1088
01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:59,880
The crab fight club. No, we got a crab walk.

1089
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:12,880
I said I want to fucking fight somebody in the ring. I want to fucking like actually get like a boxing like thing going like actually get like your weight to a certain thing and like fucking actually fight somebody in a regulated

1090
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:17,880
ring. Like I want to get that fucking going again because I missed doing that.

1091
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:27,880
Let's let's start like a wrestling league fucking WWE WWE in case I don't know.

1092
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:31,880
This is a go ahead.

1093
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:44,880
Now you're wrestling episode. Do we each have outfits and personality. I call the I call the macho man Tyler Lee.

1094
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:47,880
Oh, really? Oh, yeah, brother. It's me.

1095
01:07:47,880 --> 01:07:53,880
Macho man Tyler Lee. I'm going to fucking elbow drop you to the next dimension, brother.

1096
01:07:53,880 --> 01:07:54,880
You're going to see this.

1097
01:07:54,880 --> 01:08:08,880
I'm going to see this.

1098
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:24,880
So I think if we did like a tournament style, so say you started off the first round you versus Dan and I think I think Tyler would come away with the one on that one by like a small more small margin.

1099
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:33,880
Yeah, I think I think you would definitely win. And then me me versus Ali Mac. What do you think we're going to I Mac would lose because he's a pussy.

1100
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:40,880
I punched him in the face. He is blackout drunk and I sobered up Ali Mac would lose because he wouldn't show up.

1101
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:49,880
I would I forfeit that I have to type fight Tyler in the finals and I punched you in the fucking ribs at fucking emo night and you were out of commission for like fucking well.

1102
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:53,880
That's just because I got a bad back.

1103
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:56,880
It also that hurt. So

1104
01:08:56,880 --> 01:09:04,880
what's that? What would your pro wrestler name be?

1105
01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:22,880
The the large come the solar plexus clown glider. I don't know. I would be able to pull off a win though. I think we just beat the shit out of each other and we both be like fucking bad.

1106
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:29,880
Who's taller? He's taller by about two three inches. Yeah, but I'm a lot crazier.

1107
01:09:29,880 --> 01:09:38,880
Oh you versus him. Oh yeah. He probably fucking stab me. I've been stabbed three times. Okay.

1108
01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:47,880
Do they stab each other and fight clever? There's punch each other. Dude. It's fist the cuffs my guy. It's Brad Pitt punching other dudes.

1109
01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:59,880
No, no, no male who loves mail kind of action thing going on. No homo. No Brad Pitt body in that movie. It was fucking shredded.

1110
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:13,880
He was like perfect. It wasn't like specimen. It wasn't like like the bulky fucking threat like he was like workman shredded like he was like yeah like he was like actual shredded without like steroid use like type of shredded.

1111
01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:24,880
He was like he was like lean with enough muscle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude. That's like the ideal like that's how I want to fucking look.

1112
01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:35,880
I got to start an actual fight club and just punch people. I got a I got a punching bag. So do I. I started using some gloves.

1113
01:10:35,880 --> 01:10:51,880
But dude yeah I'll showcase the picture of Brad Pitt and Fight Club like he's fucking like shredded. Yeah. Look at that shit. Oh yeah. Show it to show it to the camera.

1114
01:10:51,880 --> 01:11:07,880
Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Looks like Wolverine kind of a little bit. So my girlfriend was going through Facebook and she sent me this picture that she found on the Facebook marketplace.

1115
01:11:07,880 --> 01:11:19,880
It's a Barney costume for $200. That's a good deal. I would buy it.

1116
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:35,880
He looks like you don't look like Barney. He looks like one of those things from what's that game that horror game which one of Friday's yeah yeah yeah. What was it. Five nights at Freddy's. Yeah yeah.

1117
01:11:35,880 --> 01:11:53,880
Oh yeah. We have that in VR. You should download it. Yeah I've tried it. It's pretty I don't know I just I like the first chapter. I didn't really get into it but yeah it's scary. Yeah.

1118
01:11:53,880 --> 01:11:59,880
I like survival horror horror games like Resident Evil especially in VR.

1119
01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:15,880
Look at what is he doing. Dude actually that's fucking weird. You see the do you see the this is the fucking infrared light that's coming off. That's fucking weird. I don't like that infrared off what

1120
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:36,880
this phone. Yeah. Watch watch when I do this and you look into the camera and you can see it. Look at that. Look at the fucking infrared light. That's fucking weird. It's the facial recognition thing. Is it. I learned from Ghost Adventures that mirrors are actually portals into the other dimension.

1121
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:52,880
Are they. So I'm going to talk about that like mirrors in dark rooms always give me the worst feeling you know. It's cool because you don't like looking at yourself. No it's not that because you can't fucking see yourself Casey and you don't like.

1122
01:12:52,880 --> 01:13:09,880
You don't like looking at something that's not really there. Did you know that if you look into a dark mirror for long enough your face will start morphing like if you don't move and you stare at the mirror and nothing else you're going to start like seeing fucking weird shit in the mirror.

1123
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:28,880
That's just a psychological gimmick. What. That's always a horror movie gimmick. That's not even like a thing. It's like an actual psychological thing like because your brain is going to try to find patterns in the darkness because like human brains are meant to find patterns especially in things that there's no fucking pattern in.

1124
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:42,880
So your face actually might change to a different face if you look at the mirror for long enough in like a dark atmosphere like if your brain can't make an actual pattern it's going to like make its own pattern.

1125
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:48,880
Yeah. Well that's kind of like shows you how much the mind can do.

1126
01:13:48,880 --> 01:14:02,880
It can just make up things of when things aren't actually there kind of like religion. Oh shut the fuck up bro. You don't have self-centered it is to be a believer in something.

1127
01:14:02,880 --> 01:14:11,880
Dude you are so fucking cringe. Dude Casey is cringe. I am the giga Chad like that's just how things are.

1128
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:28,880
Bro the human brain is just trying to search for meaning and everything. Well mosquitoes have forty seven teeth. No. Why do they need teeth. They drink blood. That's the fucking thing that I was that seems like a waste of teeth. It is a waste of teeth.

1129
01:14:28,880 --> 01:14:52,880
I think it was like there for evolutionary sit back when they were sharks. Yeah. Whatever the fuck. But yeah I think the brain the human brain is just a computer that is trying to predict the future based on past experience and present state.

1130
01:14:52,880 --> 01:15:10,880
Yeah I was watching the interview Neil Neil deGrasse Tyson was a fucking asshole. I hate that guy. You don't like that guy. I think he's a fucking douchebag. He was on Joe Rogan. He's so fucking pretentious. Yes. Yes. He's right. I was right. I know I'm right.

1131
01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:31,880
Tyler's finally right about something. Fuck you. Joe Rogan was. No but he's absolutely right. He's a douchebag because he said one aliens don't exist and two he went and changed his stance on it and said they do. Also he's one of those guys that's just like if you believe in God you're a fucking retard.

1132
01:15:31,880 --> 01:15:46,880
I have a very high IQ and I watch Rick and Morty so I'm smarter than you. I don't like he's a real piece of shit and I hope he burns in hell with him and fucking him.

1133
01:15:46,880 --> 01:16:03,880
I just like him that much him Carl Sagan and fucking the retard in the wheelchair with the fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Steven Hawking now we've only got another month to use that our word. Yeah. 23 23.

1134
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:17,880
It gets retired in a couple of weeks. Yeah. But fucking him Steven Hawking and Carl Sagan are all in fucking hell because they think that they're better than God. Fuck Carl Sagan.

1135
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:26,880
Yeah. Do you think Connie is going to get canceled. He already is.

1136
01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:39,880
He's like he's below like people so watch him though if there is like a sub basement he's below the sub base he's in the fallout actually I could barely find that interview on YouTube like anything with Alex Jones or Kanye.

1137
01:16:39,880 --> 01:16:43,880
Well especially them together. I couldn't find that shit on YouTube.

1138
01:16:43,880 --> 01:17:02,880
Dude I can't believe that shit is so funny. The black suit. The fucking mask. They're like already censoring it from Twitter Facebook YouTube like anything that has to do with either of them.

1139
01:17:02,880 --> 01:17:14,880
Well I have a lot of supremacist from Reddit. Hitler was a pretty good guy. Yeah. Once you start saying I kind of like Hitler.

1140
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:24,880
No I didn't. He's like I love Hitler. Oh my God. Yeah. Well that's the end of Kanye. Bye bye.

1141
01:17:24,880 --> 01:17:30,880
All right. I'm going to I'm going to pee. You know take a break. Sure. No just bring the camera with you.

1142
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:35,880
Bring my lights up. See what Casey's working with.

1143
01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:49,880
I like.

1144
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:57,880
Welcome to fuck back. Fuck you. I'm fucking real tired so we're going to fucking end this pretty soon.

1145
01:17:57,880 --> 01:18:08,880
All right. Well Dan's not back but happy happy Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.

1146
01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:18,880
Happy New Year in twenty twenty three the on top of the podcast is going to hit one hundred thousand subscribers.

1147
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:29,880
God only knows we're going to we're going to be big this year. This is what we make it big this year. We're making it fucking huge.

1148
01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:48,880
OK. He's back here. Let me get Dan in here. Oh there he is. Damn dude we're fucking good.

1149
01:18:48,880 --> 01:19:01,880
He's on Oculus. Fuck your Oculus man. I guess me and Dan can keep going. I could get back to my house and I could do it from from my house too.

1150
01:19:01,880 --> 01:19:08,880
If you guys are still talking. Yeah. Yeah I'm going to. I'll drive home because the roads are going to be fucking garbage.

1151
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:15,880
But if you guys are still on this fucking call I'll join up when I get back. We should try and figure out how to make it work from Oculus.

1152
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:23,880
Like we get if I get back and we're still doing this shit or we could pause it until I get back and I could fucking hook up my Oculus and see if we can do some shit.

1153
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:28,880
I want to try and figure it out Casey while he drives home. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be back.

1154
01:19:28,880 --> 01:19:35,880
Because then if we're all in separate places too there won't be any echo. Yeah. And then we can find like a room.

1155
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:41,880
We got to figure out how we would record it though. Is the other thing.

1156
01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:49,880
Well we wouldn't be able to see the video just like hear us talking. We can record the sound.

1157
01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:54,880
Record us talking. Yeah. It'll just be mostly for us.

1158
01:19:54,880 --> 01:20:00,880
Well I have to describe what we're seeing to the explain VR to the listeners.

1159
01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:10,880
Oh yeah we're live by the way. The Christmas VR episode. Holy fuck I'm going to burn myself with incense.

1160
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:20,880
With some incense bro.

1161
01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:26,880
Let me see what we can do. Well when he gets home we'll get back on. Yeah.

1162
01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:32,880
Let me see what Apple can do. I'll join up on my computer when I get back.

1163
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,880
And I'll hook up like an actual mic. My microphone.

1164
01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:48,880
God bless. I'll be back you fucking retards. Yeah. Three weeks to use that word.

1165
01:20:48,880 --> 01:20:53,880
All right. We're back and we're in the metaverse. Me and Dan guys.

1166
01:20:53,880 --> 01:21:00,880
Tyler's coming. So we're in the fucking Oculus fucking VR chat.

1167
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:09,880
Tell us about what VR chat. Tell her. Yeah. Basically just.

1168
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:14,880
It's just like a virtual reality place where you can hang out.

1169
01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:18,880
This is this is how Mark Zuckerberg wants everybody to live.

1170
01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:21,880
He thinks he's going to be king of the metaverse. Yeah.

1171
01:21:21,880 --> 01:21:32,880
Like different worlds. We honestly shouldn't be supporting this totalitarianism but we are because it's convenient.

1172
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:38,880
Isn't that how it usually happens. Yeah it's like anything with capitalism.

1173
01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:43,880
It's just like you slowly accept that we have to convenient to fight that it's too convenient.

1174
01:21:43,880 --> 01:21:50,880
Yeah. No. Well when I was at the mall yesterday with these like thousands of people doing Christmas shopping

1175
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:58,880
and you know everybody's all stressed about getting like giving gifts and the Christmas season stuff.

1176
01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:10,880
But it just makes you think about like what is the point of us going through this every year or every day to live in like this kind of a society when I don't know.

1177
01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:14,880
I think it would be better to live like your friend in the woods sometimes.

1178
01:22:14,880 --> 01:22:21,880
Well there's a it's just like the thing between atheism and and spirituality.

1179
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:26,880
Like there's a happy medium. Yeah.

1180
01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:37,880
You can take it to an extreme of either thing because some people it's like they think that because they have the latest and greatest thing that their life is complete.

1181
01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:40,880
And then they just become more and more miserable.

1182
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:48,880
But you know there's a lot of things that like yes there's a lot of things in capitalism that do make me happy.

1183
01:22:48,880 --> 01:22:53,880
You know but I think there's there's a happy medium.

1184
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:59,880
I would just be happy with I would just be happy with socialism.

1185
01:22:59,880 --> 01:23:04,880
Man you say that you got to eat your dog.

1186
01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:13,880
You have to eat your own dog eat someone else's dog like trade dogs. Well yeah then you don't have to like go and eat your own dog.

1187
01:23:13,880 --> 01:23:19,880
Well if I had to eat a coyote I would still be bummed out about it. Yeah.

1188
01:23:19,880 --> 01:23:28,880
But so we're in a VR chat and they have like worlds for everything and they have like worlds for like the most random shit.

1189
01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:38,880
We're in the fucking Twin Pines Mall from back to the future. They have this whole world that's like it's like there's a sign that says one twenty four a.m.

1190
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:45,880
And there's like this there's like JCPenney but it's called JP Penny JP Penny.

1191
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:52,880
And what's that says rhubarb by since I don't know what that is but the DeLorean's here.

1192
01:23:52,880 --> 01:24:01,880
Are they trying to get copyrighted by JCPenney. Yeah there's a box of plutonium here.

1193
01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:08,880
There's that that box truck doesn't the DeLorean yet. DeLorean comes out of the back of this right.

1194
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:16,880
Yeah. So they have avatars of of Doc and Marty.

1195
01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:22,880
Yeah. So you can basically put on whatever whatever character you want.

1196
01:24:22,880 --> 01:24:32,880
Like I've got like tell me what this one is Casey. I'm going to change into an avatar and you tell me you describe this avatar to the viewers.

1197
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:40,880
Oh is this is this Tyler. Where. Oh no. Who is this. Somebody's here.

1198
01:24:40,880 --> 01:24:48,880
Hello. So yeah though you're just random people like walking around.

1199
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:56,880
So somebody just somebody just showed up. Time Master 131. That's pretty scary.

1200
01:24:56,880 --> 01:25:02,880
Are you talking in the. You're talking to other people in the game.

1201
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:14,880
You know I guess we're not in a party so you wouldn't be in party chat. He's so this motherfucker came in and stole our fucking DeLorean.

1202
01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:24,880
Who do you think you are. Bro what happened. This guy just came and stole the DeLorean and he's got all got coming back.

1203
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:38,880
This is it'd be cool if like I don't know if that happens but if if you went once you got in the DeLorean if you like could go to 1955 or something.

1204
01:25:38,880 --> 01:25:49,880
That would be awesome to the dance. The freaky thing about what just happened is that the guy's name was Time Master.

1205
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:59,880
What the heck just happened. Oh he took off. But he was he was the Time Master. Nobody ever comes to this world.

1206
01:25:59,880 --> 01:26:07,880
Nobody knows about it. But but this one guy just showed up named Time Master. And he just stole the DeLorean and left.

1207
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:24,880
That was weird. So they got Avatar for Marty and Doc. What's this one you like an avatar of the DeLorean. You can be the fuck.

1208
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:38,880
We'll be we duck. So how do we get the DeLorean back. I do. I think we have to like reload the world. Oh no. Back here he comes again.

1209
01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:51,880
Do you see it. I see it. The door back again. Oh do you see the door in the. Oh yeah. OK. We're good.

1210
01:26:51,880 --> 01:27:01,880
Do stop taking. Tell this dude to stop steal our DeLorean. This guy's freaking me out. Can he hear you. He's a time master.

1211
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:13,880
I don't know. But he's like. Freaking out. Do you hear me. He's got like this weird beak mask on.

1212
01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:28,880
You know dude your time master you hear me dude.

1213
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:38,880
Yeah anyway so how far away does Tyler live. Oh like 15 minutes. Oh OK. So he'll be. I'll be home relatively soon.

1214
01:27:38,880 --> 01:27:43,880
Yeah.

1215
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:54,880
Let's say. Oh yeah. So there's some other like fucking weird worlds that we have to go to. One of them is called piss church.

1216
01:27:54,880 --> 01:28:08,880
Oh no. Funny funny story about that. I I adopted a cat and the place where they had all these cats just smelled like cat piss.

1217
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:18,880
Yeah I always refer to that place now as Pish Church because it just reeked of piss so bad.

1218
01:28:18,880 --> 01:28:26,880
I'm going to start doing that with like patients rooms. And so yeah I said to my girlfriend I'm like yeah oh yeah.

1219
01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:32,880
You got to take her back to Pish Church to get her shots.

1220
01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:41,880
Let's. I'm going to get in the door and see what's cooking here. Yeah let me get in to see if I can get in the passenger side.

1221
01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:52,880
Sit. Can we both sit in it. Oh shit. This is going to make me so nauseous by the way. Is it. Yeah.

1222
01:28:52,880 --> 01:29:00,880
How do I fucking go. There we go. All right I'm in the passenger seat. We're in the DeLorean.

1223
01:29:00,880 --> 01:29:06,880
The time master is on the herd. This guy's following us now. The random dude is yeah.

1224
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:13,880
Oh hold on. Sorry. So how do I start it.

1225
01:29:13,880 --> 01:29:19,880
Here maybe you hit the. I saw something for time circuits. Is this it.

1226
01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:29,880
Time circuits. Time circuits on.

1227
01:29:29,880 --> 01:29:33,880
We're trying to turn. Currently we're trying to turn the time circuits on.

1228
01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:38,880
Oh I get like a pop up that says time circuits on but it doesn't really do anything.

1229
01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:42,880
I wish the time master would come help.

1230
01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:48,880
But you're just sitting over there watching. The fucking time master.

1231
01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:52,880
Dude you know what the weird thing is I'm like sitting in a.

1232
01:29:52,880 --> 01:30:00,880
In this cockpit that I have. Yeah. So it's like I'm actually in a car seat and this is like it feels too real.

1233
01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:08,880
Yeah. VR VR feels like sometimes like you know it's not real. It's just like so amazing how.

1234
01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:11,880
You can like trick your brain. Yeah.

1235
01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:15,880
Right here. Let me see here. Maybe if you try it.

1236
01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:19,880
Try and hit the time circuit. Where's that.

1237
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:23,880
In the center. Oh.

1238
01:30:23,880 --> 01:30:30,880
I can't like look. I can't like look at it.

1239
01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:35,880
Yeah I can't I can't like see it and I also can't get out of the car so.

1240
01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:38,880
All right. Let me open the door back up.

1241
01:30:38,880 --> 01:30:43,880
And.

1242
01:30:43,880 --> 01:30:49,880
Let's see here. Yeah I can't move at all.

1243
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:54,880
Oh no I got out.

1244
01:30:54,880 --> 01:31:03,880
Oh what time master wants to get in now. He's trying to hijack or deloran again.

1245
01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:08,880
Time circuits on.

1246
01:31:08,880 --> 01:31:12,880
Maybe the time master could help us out.

1247
01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:18,880
But he's being pretty useless.

1248
01:31:18,880 --> 01:31:22,880
I'm sure Tyler will know how to.

1249
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:24,880
Start the DeLorean.

1250
01:31:24,880 --> 01:31:28,880
I think the time master left.

1251
01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:31,880
You know what I think that guy was.

1252
01:31:31,880 --> 01:31:32,880
What.

1253
01:31:32,880 --> 01:31:37,880
I think he was the guy who maybe created this.

1254
01:31:37,880 --> 01:31:42,880
Oh me and Tyler one time we went to this like church. It was like a.

1255
01:31:42,880 --> 01:31:49,880
It was like a real like a replica of a real church or something like a cathedral and we went in the basement.

1256
01:31:49,880 --> 01:31:53,880
There's nobody else there and this fucking this guy.

1257
01:31:53,880 --> 01:31:56,880
You're breaking up.

1258
01:31:56,880 --> 01:32:00,880
Oh shit. Tyler's here.

1259
01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:01,880
Hello.

1260
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:06,880
Oh.

1261
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:12,880
My my Oculus is dead as shit.

1262
01:32:12,880 --> 01:32:16,880
All right let it charge up bro. And then you got to come.

1263
01:32:16,880 --> 01:32:18,880
Where the fuck are you guys.

1264
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:20,880
We're at Twin Pines Mall.

1265
01:32:20,880 --> 01:32:25,880
Yeah at Twin Pines Mall.

1266
01:32:25,880 --> 01:32:29,880
So some guy named the time master just came.

1267
01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:30,880
The time master.

1268
01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:32,880
The time time master.

1269
01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:34,880
Oh the time master.

1270
01:32:34,880 --> 01:32:36,880
Yeah.

1271
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:38,880
He knew we were here somehow.

1272
01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:40,880
He just.

1273
01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:43,880
Dude it was weird because nobody ever comes to this world.

1274
01:32:43,880 --> 01:32:46,880
No but we were.

1275
01:32:46,880 --> 01:32:48,880
What's this find it one day.

1276
01:32:48,880 --> 01:32:49,880
Yeah.

1277
01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:53,880
Just searching random worlds I found it.

1278
01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:56,880
Weird.

1279
01:32:56,880 --> 01:33:02,880
Yeah but this dude at the like this like church cathedral place.

1280
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:04,880
You like came out of nowhere.

1281
01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:07,880
Remember that we were playing VR chat.

1282
01:33:07,880 --> 01:33:09,880
And the dude. Oh yeah dude he's fucking.

1283
01:33:09,880 --> 01:33:12,880
That was spooky man.

1284
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:13,880
So what happened.

1285
01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:15,880
Dude that looks like.

1286
01:33:15,880 --> 01:33:19,880
What do you look like like a cartoon character with like a weird face.

1287
01:33:19,880 --> 01:33:23,880
That's a fucking scary ass guy.

1288
01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:28,880
So came out of nowhere and like scared the shit out of us.

1289
01:33:28,880 --> 01:33:29,880
Yeah.

1290
01:33:29,880 --> 01:33:37,880
Some some like cathedral or something and some dude just like came out of nowhere and made a really weird noise.

1291
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:38,880
But he was a player.

1292
01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:44,880
Yeah player but it seemed like like a like a plant or like a what do you call it.

1293
01:33:44,880 --> 01:33:46,880
MPC.

1294
01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:47,880
Yeah.

1295
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:48,880
Yeah.

1296
01:33:48,880 --> 01:33:50,880
It was in the basement of the fucking one place.

1297
01:33:50,880 --> 01:33:55,880
Just VR chats like it's like the dark web of like like VR.

1298
01:33:55,880 --> 01:33:57,880
Yeah.

1299
01:33:57,880 --> 01:34:01,880
Maybe not the dark web but the gray web the great.

1300
01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:03,880
It's like the four channel VR.

1301
01:34:03,880 --> 01:34:04,880
Right.

1302
01:34:04,880 --> 01:34:06,880
Yeah.

1303
01:34:06,880 --> 01:34:09,880
And what's the other one.

1304
01:34:09,880 --> 01:34:11,880
Horizon worlds.

1305
01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:12,880
Oh my God.

1306
01:34:12,880 --> 01:34:13,880
Yeah.

1307
01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:14,880
That's just corporate bullshit.

1308
01:34:14,880 --> 01:34:15,880
That's like face.

1309
01:34:15,880 --> 01:34:16,880
Oh.

1310
01:34:16,880 --> 01:34:18,880
Horizon world.

1311
01:34:18,880 --> 01:34:20,880
Fucking sucks.

1312
01:34:20,880 --> 01:34:21,880
Fuck.

1313
01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:22,880
I also got a band on that.

1314
01:34:22,880 --> 01:34:23,880
I told you the story.

1315
01:34:23,880 --> 01:34:24,880
I got the end right.

1316
01:34:24,880 --> 01:34:25,880
I think I told it on here.

1317
01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:26,880
Yeah.

1318
01:34:26,880 --> 01:34:27,880
Yeah you did.

1319
01:34:27,880 --> 01:34:28,880
Yeah.

1320
01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:30,880
And now like when you log into your.

1321
01:34:30,880 --> 01:34:35,880
So I didn't realize that the avatar you make for Horizon worlds is like your avatar for

1322
01:34:35,880 --> 01:34:36,880
your Oculus.

1323
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:41,880
So I made this like creepy looking bald guy that I was telling you guys.

1324
01:34:41,880 --> 01:34:45,880
So now when you log into your Oculus there's like a mirror that shows you what you look

1325
01:34:45,880 --> 01:34:46,880
like.

1326
01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:50,880
And all I see every time I log in is this fat bald guy.

1327
01:34:50,880 --> 01:34:53,880
This Italian looking bald guy.

1328
01:34:53,880 --> 01:34:57,880
I'm going to be.

1329
01:34:57,880 --> 01:35:01,880
Oh where's my.

1330
01:35:01,880 --> 01:35:04,880
The dip.

1331
01:35:04,880 --> 01:35:05,880
Dip.

1332
01:35:05,880 --> 01:35:09,880
This is the real reason I went home.

1333
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:10,880
Lip.

1334
01:35:10,880 --> 01:35:13,880
And I only had one left.

1335
01:35:13,880 --> 01:35:16,880
That's great.

1336
01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:17,880
Wonderful.

1337
01:35:17,880 --> 01:35:18,880
All right.

1338
01:35:18,880 --> 01:35:21,880
Hold on a second.

1339
01:35:21,880 --> 01:35:24,880
Do you hear do you hear the angel acquire.

1340
01:35:24,880 --> 01:35:26,880
Is that is that Jesus.

1341
01:35:26,880 --> 01:35:29,880
Hello Casey you're wrong.

1342
01:35:29,880 --> 01:35:31,880
See obviously you're wrong.

1343
01:35:31,880 --> 01:35:32,880
I met him.

1344
01:35:32,880 --> 01:35:34,880
He's is Jesus.

1345
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:35,880
He's right here.

1346
01:35:35,880 --> 01:35:37,880
Is that what that bright light is.

1347
01:35:37,880 --> 01:35:38,880
Yes Jesus.

1348
01:35:38,880 --> 01:35:39,880
He walked right in.

1349
01:35:39,880 --> 01:35:42,880
Do you have anything to say that do you have anything to say to Casey.

1350
01:35:42,880 --> 01:35:49,880
Yeah Casey you're being a real piece of shit.

1351
01:35:49,880 --> 01:35:52,880
That's what I always thought Jesus sounded like.

1352
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:57,880
Yeah it just sounds like me using a voice changer it's weird.

1353
01:35:57,880 --> 01:35:58,880
Was that what.

1354
01:35:58,880 --> 01:36:00,880
No that was just me.

1355
01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:03,880
Oh.

1356
01:36:03,880 --> 01:36:08,880
Is natural light better do you think the artificial lights better.

1357
01:36:08,880 --> 01:36:12,880
That's good.

1358
01:36:12,880 --> 01:36:20,880
I don't know if I've ever tried a natural light.

1359
01:36:20,880 --> 01:36:24,880
Like Natty daddy's natural light.

1360
01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:31,880
I'll go with natural light just because of daddy daddy's.

1361
01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:33,880
I don't know if I've ever tried a natural light.

1362
01:36:33,880 --> 01:36:35,880
I don't know.

1363
01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:42,880
I read the funniest review for daddy daddy's one time I have to find it.

1364
01:36:42,880 --> 01:36:44,880
It was on like a beer review.

1365
01:36:44,880 --> 01:36:48,880
It was on this like craft beer review site.

1366
01:36:48,880 --> 01:36:54,880
One of those and somebody reviewed daddy daddy fucking craft beer.

1367
01:36:54,880 --> 01:36:56,880
Yeah.

1368
01:36:56,880 --> 01:37:06,880
It was like the shit that I had after I after I drink Natty daddy's like the diarrhea that I had was like 10 out of 10.

1369
01:37:06,880 --> 01:37:08,880
That's awesome.

1370
01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:17,880
Like 10 out of 10 for diarrhea mouth feel zero.

1371
01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:26,880
Like it's like it's a fine one.

1372
01:37:26,880 --> 01:37:29,880
Yeah I used to drink this stuff called Big Bear malt liquor.

1373
01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:31,880
That sounds terrible.

1374
01:37:31,880 --> 01:37:33,880
Dude it was actually delicious.

1375
01:37:33,880 --> 01:37:36,880
I used to I used to come home from work.

1376
01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:40,880
I worked in a warehouse and I would.

1377
01:37:40,880 --> 01:37:44,880
Was this free or post running away from the police.

1378
01:37:44,880 --> 01:37:47,880
This was like two years after that.

1379
01:37:47,880 --> 01:37:56,880
So I would literally come home at like 11 o'clock at night and play Grand Theft Auto until the sun came up and just drink Big Bear malt liquor.

1380
01:37:56,880 --> 01:38:04,880
And then I was like 21 22.

1381
01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:08,880
And dude that was like the life.

1382
01:38:08,880 --> 01:38:21,880
Just like no responsibility just like just drink until the sun came up falling asleep until 3 in the afternoon going to work getting out doing the same thing all over again.

1383
01:38:21,880 --> 01:38:27,880
Dude I got like I just tried grain alcohol for the first time today and it was a fucking travesty.

1384
01:38:27,880 --> 01:38:29,880
Dude that stuff is disgusting.

1385
01:38:29,880 --> 01:38:31,880
It is fucking poison.

1386
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:35,880
It literally feels like you're drinking fucking rubbing alcohol.

1387
01:38:35,880 --> 01:38:39,880
Yeah it's got higher alcohol.

1388
01:38:39,880 --> 01:38:42,880
Higher alcohol content than rubbing alcohol.

1389
01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:46,880
Yeah it's terrifying.

1390
01:38:46,880 --> 01:38:47,880
Yeah so how does it work.

1391
01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:50,880
It's 90 90.

1392
01:38:50,880 --> 01:38:53,880
No 180 proof is 90 percent alcohol.

1393
01:38:53,880 --> 01:38:56,880
It was 95 percent alcohol.

1394
01:38:56,880 --> 01:39:00,880
So it's 100 that's 200 proof right.

1395
01:39:00,880 --> 01:39:10,880
I thought it was I thought it was double whatever it is of what proof is double whatever the everclear is like 90 97 percent or something.

1396
01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:16,880
It'd be like a hundred and 90.

1397
01:39:16,880 --> 01:39:18,880
Yeah that's fucking crazy.

1398
01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:21,880
No do you say it was 95.

1399
01:39:21,880 --> 01:39:26,880
Yeah yes yeah so it's not 190.

1400
01:39:26,880 --> 01:39:32,880
Dude that's that's crazy. That's just what do you need that much alcohol for.

1401
01:39:32,880 --> 01:39:33,880
I don't know.

1402
01:39:33,880 --> 01:39:37,880
And it takes like so little to get drunk off of.

1403
01:39:37,880 --> 01:39:44,880
Like my mom was making like things for like moonshine for like a Christmas gift like like the apple cider moonsign shit.

1404
01:39:44,880 --> 01:39:48,880
And there's just a bottle of grain alcohol that likes you'd cook down into it.

1405
01:39:48,880 --> 01:39:51,880
But like I always want to see how it tastes.

1406
01:39:51,880 --> 01:39:53,880
It was fucking terrible.

1407
01:39:53,880 --> 01:39:58,880
Yeah it's nasty.

1408
01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:03,880
Yeah I remember my one friend was like it's kind of weird thinking back to it.

1409
01:40:03,880 --> 01:40:09,880
He was like my age and I was underage and he would give me that stuff.

1410
01:40:09,880 --> 01:40:11,880
It's just poison man.

1411
01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:20,880
Dude I can't imagine giving somebody who is underage grain alcohol.

1412
01:40:20,880 --> 01:40:26,880
I'm thankful for that my friends did that for me when I was you know 20 years old.

1413
01:40:26,880 --> 01:40:30,880
But I can't I would never do that for a 20 year old now.

1414
01:40:30,880 --> 01:40:32,880
Oh absolutely not.

1415
01:40:32,880 --> 01:40:35,880
That's like I don't know.

1416
01:40:35,880 --> 01:40:36,880
It's a little ridiculous.

1417
01:40:36,880 --> 01:40:39,880
But they actually got.

1418
01:40:39,880 --> 01:40:41,880
Are you able to.

1419
01:40:41,880 --> 01:40:43,880
Are you recording both of us too at the same time.

1420
01:40:43,880 --> 01:40:46,880
Yeah.

1421
01:40:46,880 --> 01:40:52,880
I'm just recording the audio from the computer.

1422
01:40:52,880 --> 01:41:00,880
So it's called proof because they used to shoot it out of the barrel of a gun.

1423
01:41:00,880 --> 01:41:01,880
Yeah.

1424
01:41:01,880 --> 01:41:06,880
If it made a flame when they shot it then that was proof that it was alcohol.

1425
01:41:06,880 --> 01:41:07,880
So that's awesome.

1426
01:41:07,880 --> 01:41:08,880
Yeah.

1427
01:41:08,880 --> 01:41:14,880
Because like I spoke I put a little bit on the counter and lit on fire and that shit lit on fire.

1428
01:41:14,880 --> 01:41:17,880
So oh yeah.

1429
01:41:17,880 --> 01:41:18,880
Yeah.

1430
01:41:18,880 --> 01:41:20,880
That's just poison.

1431
01:41:20,880 --> 01:41:24,880
Yeah it's pretty pretty bad.

1432
01:41:24,880 --> 01:41:32,880
That's like the closest I've probably ever been to death from drinking alcohol was from grain alcohol.

1433
01:41:32,880 --> 01:41:33,880
I think he's done.

1434
01:41:33,880 --> 01:41:36,880
I just finished up painting this motherfucker.

1435
01:41:36,880 --> 01:41:38,880
What is that.

1436
01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:40,880
Well figure that I painted.

1437
01:41:40,880 --> 01:41:43,880
Dude I honestly thought you were packing a bowl.

1438
01:41:43,880 --> 01:41:45,880
I had no idea what you were doing.

1439
01:41:45,880 --> 01:41:46,880
No no.

1440
01:41:46,880 --> 01:41:49,880
And I'm like that doesn't seem like Tyler.

1441
01:41:49,880 --> 01:41:51,880
No I was finishing painting up this guy.

1442
01:41:51,880 --> 01:41:54,880
Every single little thing on here I painted them.

1443
01:41:54,880 --> 01:41:55,880
Is that a wizard.

1444
01:41:55,880 --> 01:41:58,880
No it's a space marine medic.

1445
01:41:58,880 --> 01:42:02,880
Space marine medic.

1446
01:42:02,880 --> 01:42:03,880
Yeah I also got a.

1447
01:42:03,880 --> 01:42:06,880
What in the wackers wet dreams is that.

1448
01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:09,880
I got this guy here.

1449
01:42:09,880 --> 01:42:13,880
It's like space marine fighter guy.

1450
01:42:13,880 --> 01:42:15,880
Where do you get these.

1451
01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:19,880
The Warhammer store in Clifton Park.

1452
01:42:19,880 --> 01:42:21,880
Warhammer.

1453
01:42:21,880 --> 01:42:27,880
It's basically like a Dungeons and Dragons that you play with like these little guys which you have to actively paint them and shit.

1454
01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:31,880
Like they start off looking like.

1455
01:42:31,880 --> 01:42:33,880
Like this.

1456
01:42:33,880 --> 01:42:35,880
Just gray.

1457
01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:37,880
And they end up looking like that.

1458
01:42:37,880 --> 01:42:40,880
I painted all this hand painted it.

1459
01:42:40,880 --> 01:42:43,880
And who do you who do you play this with.

1460
01:42:43,880 --> 01:42:48,880
Random people at the store my girlfriends you know stuff like that.

1461
01:42:48,880 --> 01:42:50,880
She she sounds pretty chill.

1462
01:42:50,880 --> 01:42:53,880
She'll play Dungeons and Dragons with you.

1463
01:42:53,880 --> 01:42:55,880
It's Warhammer.

1464
01:42:55,880 --> 01:43:00,880
She uses a she didn't paint this one yet but this is the.

1465
01:43:00,880 --> 01:43:04,880
It's basically battle nuns that she uses like nuns with flamethrowers.

1466
01:43:04,880 --> 01:43:07,880
Pretty sick.

1467
01:43:07,880 --> 01:43:08,880
Damn.

1468
01:43:08,880 --> 01:43:10,880
I kind of girl you know.

1469
01:43:10,880 --> 01:43:11,880
Fucking awesome.

1470
01:43:11,880 --> 01:43:16,880
Yeah but these things are a fucking nightmare to paint.

1471
01:43:16,880 --> 01:43:17,880
Yeah.

1472
01:43:17,880 --> 01:43:22,880
Like every single little detail on him I paint with a paintbrush there.

1473
01:43:22,880 --> 01:43:23,880
Oh yeah.

1474
01:43:23,880 --> 01:43:25,880
Wow.

1475
01:43:25,880 --> 01:43:27,880
I had to take a few hours.

1476
01:43:27,880 --> 01:43:30,880
Yes took four hours.

1477
01:43:30,880 --> 01:43:33,880
Holy shit.

1478
01:43:33,880 --> 01:43:35,880
I like the end result though.

1479
01:43:35,880 --> 01:43:41,880
Plus when you get like 50 these guys on the table at the same time it looks fucking awesome.

1480
01:43:41,880 --> 01:43:42,880
Yeah.

1481
01:43:42,880 --> 01:43:43,880
It's a lot of work.

1482
01:43:43,880 --> 01:43:44,880
A lot of hard work.

1483
01:43:44,880 --> 01:43:46,880
Yeah.

1484
01:43:46,880 --> 01:43:47,880
Warhammer.

1485
01:43:47,880 --> 01:43:50,880
I recommend it.

1486
01:43:50,880 --> 01:43:53,880
And there's a whole community into this.

1487
01:43:53,880 --> 01:43:54,880
Oh yeah.

1488
01:43:54,880 --> 01:43:55,880
It's a big thing.

1489
01:43:55,880 --> 01:43:57,880
Super nerdy but I like it.

1490
01:43:57,880 --> 01:44:00,880
What's the name of the store.

1491
01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:03,880
It's literally just Warhammer Clifton Park.

1492
01:44:03,880 --> 01:44:08,880
Dude that's all they sell.

1493
01:44:08,880 --> 01:44:13,880
But a set of these guys like 50 bucks to get like you know five guys.

1494
01:44:13,880 --> 01:44:15,880
They're not cheap.

1495
01:44:15,880 --> 01:44:22,880
I'm actually I'm getting a little robot guy who's about yay big that I'm going to have to hand paint.

1496
01:44:22,880 --> 01:44:23,880
It's going to be pretty cool.

1497
01:44:23,880 --> 01:44:25,880
I also have World War Two versions of these guys.

1498
01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:29,880
I painted this tank here.

1499
01:44:29,880 --> 01:44:35,880
And then I also got a German tank that I painted.

1500
01:44:35,880 --> 01:44:36,880
Damn.

1501
01:44:36,880 --> 01:44:38,880
That's awesome.

1502
01:44:38,880 --> 01:44:40,880
I'm pretty good painting.

1503
01:44:40,880 --> 01:44:44,880
Dude I like those model cars you put together.

1504
01:44:44,880 --> 01:44:46,880
Did you have to put those tanks together?

1505
01:44:46,880 --> 01:44:49,880
Yeah I had to put like also these guys too.

1506
01:44:49,880 --> 01:44:53,880
Every single like arm and hand instead I had to glue together too.

1507
01:44:53,880 --> 01:44:56,880
Oh shit.

1508
01:44:56,880 --> 01:44:58,880
They're fun.

1509
01:44:58,880 --> 01:45:03,880
I got a whole bunch of random knickknacks on this table.

1510
01:45:03,880 --> 01:45:10,880
I got I got her Brooks from the miracle on ice.

1511
01:45:10,880 --> 01:45:13,880
What is the miracle on ice.

1512
01:45:13,880 --> 01:45:14,880
Oh boy.

1513
01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:16,880
You don't know about the mirror on ice.

1514
01:45:16,880 --> 01:45:17,880
Fuck off.

1515
01:45:17,880 --> 01:45:19,880
Oh boy.

1516
01:45:19,880 --> 01:45:26,880
The miracle on the miracle on ice was a was a very important hockey game.

1517
01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:28,880
It's fucking stupid.

1518
01:45:28,880 --> 01:45:30,880
It's a stupid fucking joke.

1519
01:45:30,880 --> 01:45:36,880
The United States beat the Russians four to three in 1980 in the United States

1520
01:45:36,880 --> 01:45:39,880
Olympic also known as miracle on ice.

1521
01:45:39,880 --> 01:45:42,880
It was in Lake Placid New York.

1522
01:45:42,880 --> 01:45:47,880
Well what I'm going to say I don't know.

1523
01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:51,880
I feel like the United States has to have some better come ups than something that

1524
01:45:51,880 --> 01:45:53,880
happened 40 years ago.

1525
01:45:53,880 --> 01:45:57,880
Exactly greatest things that ever happened to the United States.

1526
01:45:57,880 --> 01:45:59,880
Forty two years ago.

1527
01:45:59,880 --> 01:46:01,880
What's the greatest thing that ever happened in your country.

1528
01:46:01,880 --> 01:46:03,880
Hockey game.

1529
01:46:03,880 --> 01:46:06,880
What's that.

1530
01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:09,880
What's the greatest thing that ever happened in your country.

1531
01:46:09,880 --> 01:46:13,880
A hockey game.

1532
01:46:13,880 --> 01:46:15,880
The miracle on ice.

1533
01:46:15,880 --> 01:46:20,880
My girlfriend went to Lake Placid last week.

1534
01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:23,880
It's a nice place.

1535
01:46:23,880 --> 01:46:27,880
She said it's not it's nice but it's just like nothing going on.

1536
01:46:27,880 --> 01:46:28,880
Yeah.

1537
01:46:28,880 --> 01:46:30,880
That's a good thing.

1538
01:46:30,880 --> 01:46:34,880
I went to Saranac and they had like this shitty restaurant called like the Red Fox

1539
01:46:34,880 --> 01:46:36,880
or something.

1540
01:46:36,880 --> 01:46:40,880
It was you know subpar food and it was a blizzard out.

1541
01:46:40,880 --> 01:46:45,880
So like driving back to the hotel was a fucking nightmare.

1542
01:46:45,880 --> 01:46:47,880
It was about as bad as driving home today.

1543
01:46:47,880 --> 01:46:52,880
You're like you were right like we should just fucking stay at home and did this in

1544
01:46:52,880 --> 01:46:54,880
the first place.

1545
01:46:54,880 --> 01:46:56,880
Yeah the roads got pretty bad.

1546
01:46:56,880 --> 01:47:01,880
Like they didn't even fucking plow like I was going through like at least a half inch

1547
01:47:01,880 --> 01:47:03,880
of snow just gone in it.

1548
01:47:03,880 --> 01:47:08,880
Dude I straight up did like a 360 on the way home.

1549
01:47:08,880 --> 01:47:12,880
You know it's crazy.

1550
01:47:12,880 --> 01:47:15,880
Well good thing you have a Subaru.

1551
01:47:15,880 --> 01:47:17,880
Oh yeah.

1552
01:47:17,880 --> 01:47:21,880
You're talking about those lights on your phone.

1553
01:47:21,880 --> 01:47:22,880
Yeah.

1554
01:47:22,880 --> 01:47:30,880
And when I put the Oculus on I realized that the AirPods have that too.

1555
01:47:30,880 --> 01:47:32,880
The AirPods have the lasers too.

1556
01:47:32,880 --> 01:47:33,880
Yeah look at.

1557
01:47:33,880 --> 01:47:35,880
Oh no shit.

1558
01:47:35,880 --> 01:47:37,880
Let me see if my headphones have that.

1559
01:47:37,880 --> 01:47:39,880
Isn't that weird.

1560
01:47:39,880 --> 01:47:41,880
Because I have like the same like little little thing there.

1561
01:47:41,880 --> 01:47:43,880
Let me see.

1562
01:47:43,880 --> 01:47:45,880
Let me see if I have that.

1563
01:47:45,880 --> 01:47:46,880
Oh they do.

1564
01:47:46,880 --> 01:47:48,880
That's fucking weird.

1565
01:47:48,880 --> 01:47:49,880
Dude I like what.

1566
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:50,880
Why.

1567
01:47:50,880 --> 01:47:55,880
I think this maybe before like you know when you put your earphone in when you take it

1568
01:47:55,880 --> 01:47:57,880
out it knows that you took it out.

1569
01:47:57,880 --> 01:47:58,880
Yeah.

1570
01:47:58,880 --> 01:48:00,880
It might be like a light sensor on there.

1571
01:48:00,880 --> 01:48:02,880
So like when you take it.

1572
01:48:02,880 --> 01:48:03,880
Yeah.

1573
01:48:03,880 --> 01:48:04,880
That's weird.

1574
01:48:04,880 --> 01:48:05,880
Yeah.

1575
01:48:05,880 --> 01:48:06,880
I was wondering.

1576
01:48:06,880 --> 01:48:07,880
I see.

1577
01:48:07,880 --> 01:48:11,880
I always thought that it was like this little metal tab at the bottom makes contact with

1578
01:48:11,880 --> 01:48:13,880
the phone or something.

1579
01:48:13,880 --> 01:48:14,880
It's that thing.

1580
01:48:14,880 --> 01:48:15,880
Yeah.

1581
01:48:15,880 --> 01:48:16,880
So it can tell you that's crazy.

1582
01:48:16,880 --> 01:48:17,880
Yeah.

1583
01:48:17,880 --> 01:48:18,880
Because it's not.

1584
01:48:18,880 --> 01:48:19,880
Well.

1585
01:48:19,880 --> 01:48:20,880
Yeah.

1586
01:48:20,880 --> 01:48:21,880
Oh yeah.

1587
01:48:21,880 --> 01:48:22,880
You're right.

1588
01:48:22,880 --> 01:48:23,880
Yeah.

1589
01:48:23,880 --> 01:48:27,880
You know that maybe we could like if we did the podcast like this we could actually have

1590
01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:31,880
it like video too so they could actually see us talking.

1591
01:48:31,880 --> 01:48:32,880
Yeah.

1592
01:48:32,880 --> 01:48:33,880
Yeah.

1593
01:48:33,880 --> 01:48:34,880
I don't know what's going on with Casey.

1594
01:48:34,880 --> 01:48:35,880
Is he still.

1595
01:48:35,880 --> 01:48:36,880
Yeah.

1596
01:48:36,880 --> 01:48:39,880
Casey's like been like Casey's been like still for the last like 15 minutes.

1597
01:48:39,880 --> 01:48:42,880
Now he's all blurry.

1598
01:48:42,880 --> 01:48:43,880
Oh man.

1599
01:48:43,880 --> 01:48:44,880
No I'm just fucking.

1600
01:48:44,880 --> 01:48:45,880
I'm just fucking exhausted.

1601
01:48:45,880 --> 01:48:48,880
This is my like this is my shit kicker laptop that I'm using.

1602
01:48:48,880 --> 01:48:51,880
It has a pretty decent camera though.

1603
01:48:51,880 --> 01:48:52,880
Yeah.

1604
01:48:52,880 --> 01:48:53,880
It looks good on this one.

1605
01:48:53,880 --> 01:48:54,880
Yeah.

1606
01:48:54,880 --> 01:48:58,880
It's like a pretty pretty decent like camera image like I was expecting this to like look

1607
01:48:58,880 --> 01:49:02,880
like a fucking like Nokia phone but like it's not a bad.

1608
01:49:02,880 --> 01:49:05,880
It looks good.

1609
01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:06,880
And like.

1610
01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:07,880
It's real good.

1611
01:49:07,880 --> 01:49:10,880
This fucking shitty microphone that I've had for like fucking 10 years.

1612
01:49:10,880 --> 01:49:11,880
Let me see it.

1613
01:49:11,880 --> 01:49:12,880
It's a Tonar.

1614
01:49:12,880 --> 01:49:13,880
Wow.

1615
01:49:13,880 --> 01:49:14,880
It looks decent though.

1616
01:49:14,880 --> 01:49:15,880
I paid fucking 30 bucks for it.

1617
01:49:15,880 --> 01:49:16,880
Yeah.

1618
01:49:16,880 --> 01:49:32,880
I feel like that's the one thing that might like doing the podcast over messenger or over.

1619
01:49:32,880 --> 01:49:36,880
Well the auto the audio quality is going to be.

1620
01:49:36,880 --> 01:49:41,880
Audio quality a lot worse but yeah it's like fine for sometimes.

1621
01:49:41,880 --> 01:49:42,880
Yeah.

1622
01:49:42,880 --> 01:49:43,880
Yeah.

1623
01:49:43,880 --> 01:49:48,760
Like if like we like like if we're like not able to make it or something like we could

1624
01:49:48,760 --> 01:49:50,880
do something like this.

1625
01:49:50,880 --> 01:49:51,880
Yeah.

1626
01:49:51,880 --> 01:49:52,880
Emergency.

1627
01:49:52,880 --> 01:49:53,880
Yeah.

1628
01:49:53,880 --> 01:49:58,760
Like I think because I also think it like goes off better in person because like when

1629
01:49:58,760 --> 01:50:02,440
we're playing off like each other's like energy like in person like it's a different feel

1630
01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:03,440
you know.

1631
01:50:03,440 --> 01:50:04,440
Right.

1632
01:50:04,440 --> 01:50:08,480
Like 90 percent of language is body language.

1633
01:50:08,480 --> 01:50:12,240
But like that's the thing that I like about this because like you can actually see see

1634
01:50:12,240 --> 01:50:13,240
what I'm doing.

1635
01:50:13,240 --> 01:50:14,240
Right.

1636
01:50:14,240 --> 01:50:15,240
Right.

1637
01:50:15,240 --> 01:50:16,240
Yeah.

1638
01:50:16,240 --> 01:50:17,240
So yeah.

1639
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:18,240
Fuck man.

1640
01:50:18,240 --> 01:50:22,240
There's a fucking whole bunch of shit.

1641
01:50:22,240 --> 01:50:31,040
Do you see the fucking like Putin's going into surgery because he fell down the stairs

1642
01:50:31,040 --> 01:50:34,040
and shit himself.

1643
01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:38,960
That actually happened.

1644
01:50:38,960 --> 01:50:39,960
Yeah.

1645
01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:44,160
Like let me fucking look at it.

1646
01:50:44,160 --> 01:50:48,000
It's like can you imagine getting to the end of your life and all you want to do is start

1647
01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:54,160
a nuclear war and die and you just want to leave on like that and then you fall down

1648
01:50:54,160 --> 01:50:58,680
the stairs and shit your pants.

1649
01:50:58,680 --> 01:51:01,800
That's almost as bad as Biden when you went to see the royal family.

1650
01:51:01,800 --> 01:51:04,040
Did you hear about that.

1651
01:51:04,040 --> 01:51:05,040
No I didn't.

1652
01:51:05,040 --> 01:51:15,600
Do they said that Biden like ripped ass 30 seconds straight and it just kept going and

1653
01:51:15,600 --> 01:51:22,680
it was so awkward in front of the whole royal family.

1654
01:51:22,680 --> 01:51:25,400
I want to see the video that we can watch.

1655
01:51:25,400 --> 01:51:27,160
We can watch something together.

1656
01:51:27,160 --> 01:51:30,040
Oh that's fucking sick.

1657
01:51:30,040 --> 01:51:32,640
Ring!

1658
01:51:32,640 --> 01:51:37,200
Dang man.

1659
01:51:34,920 --> 01:51:50,220
Yeah.

1660
01:51:37,200 --> 01:51:47,160
Look at this.

1661
01:51:47,160 --> 01:51:50,860
Shit.

1662
01:51:50,220 --> 01:51:53,280
Cutscene.

1663
01:51:53,280 --> 01:51:56,540
This video is made and it also has the bestな

1664
01:51:56,540 --> 01:52:06,540
I wonder how high this man's blood pressure is.

1665
01:52:06,540 --> 01:52:15,020
Dude, that's awesome.

1666
01:52:15,020 --> 01:52:16,020
That's enough of that.

1667
01:52:16,020 --> 01:52:17,020
All right.

1668
01:52:17,020 --> 01:52:18,020
I wonder how-

1669
01:52:18,020 --> 01:52:20,020
You've done that with the Kanye video.

1670
01:52:20,020 --> 01:52:21,020
Yeah.

1671
01:52:21,020 --> 01:52:23,260
I wonder how high that man's blood pressure is.

1672
01:52:23,260 --> 01:52:24,260
Oh, dude.

1673
01:52:24,260 --> 01:52:27,060
He's not going to live with that one.

1674
01:52:27,060 --> 01:52:28,060
He's an alcoholic.

1675
01:52:28,060 --> 01:52:29,060
Oh, yeah.

1676
01:52:29,060 --> 01:52:32,060
And knowing the shit he knows.

1677
01:52:32,060 --> 01:52:33,060
Oh, yeah.

1678
01:52:33,060 --> 01:52:34,060
He's probably ready to check out.

1679
01:52:34,060 --> 01:52:35,060
He's going to get killed, bro.

1680
01:52:35,060 --> 01:52:36,060
Dude, watch him die, and then it comes out that Sandy Hook was a hoax.

1681
01:52:36,060 --> 01:52:37,060
He's fucking hell-never-

1682
01:52:37,060 --> 01:52:38,060
That is not an official stance of the Untitled podcast.

1683
01:52:38,060 --> 01:52:59,100
We don't want to get cancer before we start.

1684
01:52:59,100 --> 01:53:04,100
We're already cancer.

1685
01:53:04,100 --> 01:53:07,100
Episode 13.

1686
01:53:07,100 --> 01:53:08,100
All right.

1687
01:53:08,100 --> 01:53:11,100
There's a lot of stuff, huh?

1688
01:53:11,100 --> 01:53:12,100
Like German Bierstein?

1689
01:53:12,100 --> 01:53:13,100
Oh, yeah.

1690
01:53:13,100 --> 01:53:19,100
I think we're going to go to sleep, actually, because I'm fucking exhausted.

1691
01:53:19,100 --> 01:53:24,780
Did you drink out of that like a pirate?

1692
01:53:24,780 --> 01:53:26,780
Like a German.

1693
01:53:26,780 --> 01:53:27,780
Like a German?

1694
01:53:27,780 --> 01:53:28,780
Oh, yeah.

1695
01:53:28,780 --> 01:53:29,780
That's right.

1696
01:53:29,780 --> 01:53:30,780
Deutschland.

1697
01:53:30,780 --> 01:53:34,500
I'll give you your Chinese last name.

1698
01:53:34,500 --> 01:53:35,820
All right.

1699
01:53:35,820 --> 01:53:36,820
It's actually German.

1700
01:53:36,820 --> 01:53:40,940
I got the German version, the L-E-E, because L-I is the Chinese version.

1701
01:53:40,940 --> 01:53:41,940
I don't know.

1702
01:53:41,940 --> 01:53:44,220
I've seen some Chinese people with the last name L-E-E.

1703
01:53:44,220 --> 01:53:49,020
Yeah, because that's what they got when they came over.

1704
01:53:49,020 --> 01:53:50,020
Bruce Lee?

1705
01:53:50,020 --> 01:53:55,020
You can go over the microphone.

1706
01:53:55,020 --> 01:54:02,100
Yeah, I'll just show you there.

1707
01:54:02,100 --> 01:54:04,100
So you're on your computer now?

1708
01:54:04,100 --> 01:54:11,140
I'm on my laptop that I had at the...like the one that I always bring to Casey's house.

1709
01:54:11,140 --> 01:54:13,060
Oh, yeah.

1710
01:54:13,060 --> 01:54:16,060
My actual PC isn't even on right now.

1711
01:54:16,060 --> 01:54:20,380
Damn, that's what I should be using, is the laptop.

1712
01:54:20,380 --> 01:54:25,460
My actual PC I don't have a camera for, so that's what I'm using this for.

1713
01:54:25,460 --> 01:54:28,460
Yeah, me neither.

1714
01:54:28,460 --> 01:54:31,460
That's a nice toy.

1715
01:54:31,460 --> 01:54:32,460
Ooh.

1716
01:54:32,460 --> 01:54:33,460
That puppy.

1717
01:54:33,460 --> 01:54:35,660
Yeah, I got an HP Omen.

1718
01:54:35,660 --> 01:54:36,660
Oh, yeah.

1719
01:54:36,660 --> 01:54:38,660
Those are pretty good.

1720
01:54:38,660 --> 01:54:39,660
Yeah.

1721
01:54:39,660 --> 01:54:43,580
It was like my first actual PC.

1722
01:54:43,580 --> 01:54:44,580
Ooh.

1723
01:54:44,580 --> 01:54:46,580
Oh, yeah.

1724
01:54:46,580 --> 01:54:49,500
What graphics card is that?

1725
01:54:49,500 --> 01:54:51,780
It's an RTX 3070.

1726
01:54:51,780 --> 01:54:56,660
I don't even know what mine is anymore.

1727
01:54:56,660 --> 01:54:59,660
I'm trying to upgrade to a 3090.

1728
01:54:59,660 --> 01:55:00,660
Yeah.

1729
01:55:00,660 --> 01:55:04,580
And I can get a 3090.

1730
01:55:04,580 --> 01:55:06,860
That's like the bare minimum for flight simulator.

1731
01:55:06,860 --> 01:55:10,540
Dude, go to MetaPCs.

1732
01:55:10,540 --> 01:55:15,700
MetaPCs has almost all the parts in stock.

1733
01:55:15,700 --> 01:55:16,700
They're also vendor-made.

1734
01:55:16,700 --> 01:55:21,180
I mean, I literally just...I just built that.

1735
01:55:21,180 --> 01:55:23,180
That's like six months...not even six months old.

1736
01:55:23,180 --> 01:55:25,060
Yeah, probably six months old.

1737
01:55:25,060 --> 01:55:31,300
I've had this for fucking good two and a half years now, so upgrading the graphics card

1738
01:55:31,300 --> 01:55:33,300
to 3090 shouldn't be too bad.

1739
01:55:33,300 --> 01:55:38,820
See, I gotta see how much a 3090 is now, now that the 40 series came out.

1740
01:55:38,820 --> 01:55:42,700
Yeah, maybe they dropped.

1741
01:55:42,700 --> 01:55:46,100
And you can run like two of them at once if you really want to.

1742
01:55:46,100 --> 01:55:48,100
Let's see.

1743
01:55:48,100 --> 01:55:51,100
The 3090.

1744
01:55:51,100 --> 01:55:53,100
3090.

1745
01:55:53,100 --> 01:55:55,620
Yikes.

1746
01:55:55,620 --> 01:55:58,620
That's still $1,700.

1747
01:55:58,620 --> 01:56:01,620
Fuck that.

1748
01:56:01,620 --> 01:56:04,620
Ready with mine?

1749
01:56:04,620 --> 01:56:05,620
No.

1750
01:56:05,620 --> 01:56:06,620
Fuck that.

1751
01:56:06,620 --> 01:56:12,620
Mine's listed...it's supposed to be $600, and I paid $1,000 for it.

1752
01:56:12,620 --> 01:56:13,620
Christ.

1753
01:56:13,620 --> 01:56:19,980
So the 3090 is probably listed at like $1,200 or $1,000.

1754
01:56:19,980 --> 01:56:20,980
I would imagine.

1755
01:56:20,980 --> 01:56:25,700
That's on Amazon, and Amazon always jacks up the prices.

1756
01:56:25,700 --> 01:56:26,700
Yeah.

1757
01:56:26,700 --> 01:56:33,620
Actually, I think I did buy mine on Amazon.

1758
01:56:33,620 --> 01:56:34,620
I'm happy with it.

1759
01:56:34,620 --> 01:56:35,620
It does the trick.

1760
01:56:35,620 --> 01:56:42,580
At that point, I might as well just buy an entire new thing, because you can get an entire

1761
01:56:42,580 --> 01:56:49,140
PC with a 3090 in it for like $3,000 instead of that.

1762
01:56:49,140 --> 01:56:54,140
It's fucking like three times the computer that I have currently.

1763
01:56:54,140 --> 01:56:56,420
My computer struggles to run some games.

1764
01:56:56,420 --> 01:57:03,540
Like Cyberpunk, when I run on this, it's fucking...I have to do it on medium to highs that are

1765
01:57:03,540 --> 01:57:05,180
super ultra with ray tracing.

1766
01:57:05,180 --> 01:57:10,500
If I turn ray tracing on any game, my computer will fucking explode.

1767
01:57:10,500 --> 01:57:14,060
Well do you have a ray tracing card or not?

1768
01:57:14,060 --> 01:57:15,060
No.

1769
01:57:15,060 --> 01:57:16,060
Yeah.

1770
01:57:16,060 --> 01:57:20,220
So I mean, it wouldn't be able to do it anyway.

1771
01:57:20,220 --> 01:57:26,540
I kind of want to try Cyberpunk just to see...not because I want to play the game, but just

1772
01:57:26,540 --> 01:57:29,940
because I want to see how it would do with the graphics.

1773
01:57:29,940 --> 01:57:33,740
Cyberpunk the game is actually really fucking fun.

1774
01:57:33,740 --> 01:57:38,420
People ragged on it when it first came out, but most of the glitches are fixed up, and

1775
01:57:38,420 --> 01:57:41,860
if your computer can handle it, it's a fucking fantastic game.

1776
01:57:41,860 --> 01:57:44,460
Or you can just get a console.

1777
01:57:44,460 --> 01:57:46,900
From what I've heard, it's really fucking weird.

1778
01:57:46,900 --> 01:57:50,380
There's like trannies and shit in the game.

1779
01:57:50,380 --> 01:57:52,380
It's a Cyberpunk game, dude.

1780
01:57:52,380 --> 01:57:55,860
Cyberpunk is a weird fucking genre.

1781
01:57:55,860 --> 01:58:02,180
It's dark, it's gritty, it's hypersexual, hyperviolent, hypergratuitous, everything.

1782
01:58:02,180 --> 01:58:05,180
Wait, can you hear me?

1783
01:58:05,180 --> 01:58:07,180
Yeah, I can hear you.

1784
01:58:07,180 --> 01:58:09,100
Oh, I guess I was muted.

1785
01:58:09,100 --> 01:58:11,140
Oh, you were?

1786
01:58:11,140 --> 01:58:12,140
Yeah.

1787
01:58:12,140 --> 01:58:18,460
But that's just the whole genre of Cyberpunk is fucking that.

1788
01:58:18,460 --> 01:58:25,980
It's just hyper...it's everything boosted up to fucking 14.

1789
01:58:25,980 --> 01:58:27,780
Definitely not a game.

1790
01:58:27,780 --> 01:58:28,780
Casey looks...

1791
01:58:28,780 --> 01:58:29,780
Catatonic.

1792
01:58:29,780 --> 01:58:30,780
Dude.

1793
01:58:30,780 --> 01:58:33,220
No, I'm just exhausted.

1794
01:58:33,220 --> 01:58:36,740
I've been up since 4.

1795
01:58:36,740 --> 01:58:38,180
I think I'm going to go to sleep.

1796
01:58:38,180 --> 01:58:44,860
We should do the VRChat thing, if anybody can, sometime this week.

1797
01:58:44,860 --> 01:58:50,180
You want to do VRChat sometime this week?

1798
01:58:50,180 --> 01:58:51,180
Yeah.

1799
01:58:51,180 --> 01:58:54,860
Wednesday or Thursday I can do it.

1800
01:58:54,860 --> 01:59:00,420
I can't Friday or Saturday because I'm going on vacation.

1801
01:59:00,420 --> 01:59:02,420
Yeah, shit.

1802
01:59:02,420 --> 01:59:08,020
Yeah, I'm working Wednesday through Friday.

1803
01:59:08,020 --> 01:59:09,020
That sucks.

1804
01:59:09,020 --> 01:59:10,020
Yeah.

1805
01:59:10,020 --> 01:59:15,460
Dude, you look so tired, Casey.

1806
01:59:15,460 --> 01:59:16,780
I've been up since 4.

1807
01:59:16,780 --> 01:59:20,580
I haven't been sleeping because I got the flu.

1808
01:59:20,580 --> 01:59:22,580
Oh, you got sick?

1809
01:59:22,580 --> 01:59:23,580
Yeah.

1810
01:59:23,580 --> 01:59:26,500
I had the flu all week.

1811
01:59:26,500 --> 01:59:36,460
Because I went to sleep at 8 last night and I woke up at...I set an alarm for 10 and I

1812
01:59:36,460 --> 01:59:43,660
fucking woke up at 3 a.m. and I haven't been able to go back to sleep until...I'm fucking

1813
01:59:43,660 --> 01:59:45,660
tired now.

1814
01:59:45,660 --> 01:59:46,660
Yeah.

1815
01:59:46,660 --> 01:59:53,780
Dude, honestly, getting your sleep schedule on point is so important.

1816
01:59:53,780 --> 01:59:55,460
Feels so good.

1817
01:59:55,460 --> 01:59:59,300
It sucks because I have two night shifts in a row.

1818
01:59:59,300 --> 02:00:03,020
I have Monday and Tuesday I work 6 to 6, 6P to 6A.

1819
02:00:03,020 --> 02:00:09,220
And Saturday I work 6A to 6P so it literally...I can never get an actual sleep schedule going

1820
02:00:09,220 --> 02:00:13,180
because I always have to just keep flipping back and forth.

1821
02:00:13,180 --> 02:00:14,180
Yeah.

1822
02:00:14,180 --> 02:00:15,180
Yeah.

1823
02:00:15,180 --> 02:00:16,180
Fucks.

1824
02:00:16,180 --> 02:00:23,180
I mean, waking up...Dude, I love waking up before the sun comes up.

1825
02:00:23,180 --> 02:00:24,180
I hate it.

1826
02:00:24,180 --> 02:00:26,660
And just getting that rhythm.

1827
02:00:26,660 --> 02:00:29,980
I would rather wake up at 3 p.m. every single day.

1828
02:00:29,980 --> 02:00:30,980
No.

1829
02:00:30,980 --> 02:00:31,980
Really?

1830
02:00:31,980 --> 02:00:34,340
That's what I do.

1831
02:00:34,340 --> 02:00:39,540
I don't like...I guess it's because I'm so used to waking up at 3 p.m. every day but

1832
02:00:39,540 --> 02:00:44,180
like waking up at like 5 o'clock or like 430 more like so I can actually get ready for

1833
02:00:44,180 --> 02:00:47,460
work is just a fucking drag, man.

1834
02:00:47,460 --> 02:00:52,460
Like I fucking wake up at 430 and I'm like I am fucking exhausted.

1835
02:00:52,460 --> 02:00:54,660
Like even if I go to sleep...

1836
02:00:54,660 --> 02:00:55,660
What's that?

1837
02:00:55,660 --> 02:00:57,820
You only work night shifts?

1838
02:00:57,820 --> 02:00:59,660
I work two night shifts and one day shift.

1839
02:00:59,660 --> 02:01:11,740
I work Monday, Tuesday, 6 to 6 and I work Saturday 6 to 6 but in the a.m. to p.m.

1840
02:01:11,740 --> 02:01:16,020
Do you have a regular partner?

1841
02:01:16,020 --> 02:01:17,020
Sort of.

1842
02:01:17,020 --> 02:01:23,260
I work with my uncle mostly on Sundays and I work with my old paramedic instructor actually

1843
02:01:23,260 --> 02:01:26,780
on Monday and Tuesday.

1844
02:01:26,780 --> 02:01:27,780
Who's that?

1845
02:01:27,780 --> 02:01:29,780
Kevin.

1846
02:01:29,780 --> 02:01:32,780
I don't know if you know him.

1847
02:01:32,780 --> 02:01:34,460
Like cigars?

1848
02:01:34,460 --> 02:01:35,460
Love cigars.

1849
02:01:35,460 --> 02:01:36,460
Kevin.

1850
02:01:36,460 --> 02:01:37,460
I don't know.

1851
02:01:37,460 --> 02:01:38,460
I love cigars.

1852
02:01:38,460 --> 02:01:43,460
Yeah and you work with your uncle?

1853
02:01:43,460 --> 02:01:46,460
Yeah, I work with my uncle.

1854
02:01:46,460 --> 02:01:48,460
Oh, that's crazy.

1855
02:01:48,460 --> 02:01:49,460
That's awesome.

1856
02:01:49,460 --> 02:01:50,460
Yeah.

1857
02:01:50,460 --> 02:01:55,780
He was a Troy firefighter for like fucking Jesus Christ 26 years or something like that.

1858
02:01:55,780 --> 02:01:59,060
Yeah, why the hell aren't you doing that?

1859
02:01:59,060 --> 02:02:02,420
I've taken their tests like January.

1860
02:02:02,420 --> 02:02:06,780
Get on it bro before you're my age.

1861
02:02:06,780 --> 02:02:09,860
Dude, they're hiring 26 people.

1862
02:02:09,860 --> 02:02:10,860
26 people.

1863
02:02:10,860 --> 02:02:11,860
Holy shit.

1864
02:02:11,860 --> 02:02:16,020
And they're hiring EMTs and throwing them through medic school because that's how many

1865
02:02:16,020 --> 02:02:18,020
people they fucking need.

1866
02:02:18,020 --> 02:02:19,980
Damn, that's awesome.

1867
02:02:19,980 --> 02:02:22,020
Yeah, get on it dude.

1868
02:02:22,020 --> 02:02:26,740
The only thing is that it's only 37 starting but with overtime you'll be able to get to

1869
02:02:26,740 --> 02:02:28,740
like 50 or 60.

1870
02:02:28,740 --> 02:02:30,940
Yeah, I mean that's fine.

1871
02:02:30,940 --> 02:02:31,940
It goes up what?

1872
02:02:31,940 --> 02:02:34,220
At five years you'll be at like 80.

1873
02:02:34,220 --> 02:02:37,140
Something like that but like starting you're struggling.

1874
02:02:37,140 --> 02:02:41,620
Right, you're just going to have to keep working at the place you work now.

1875
02:02:41,620 --> 02:02:47,860
Yeah, because like I'm making more at the place I'm working than I would like in like

1876
02:02:47,860 --> 02:02:51,300
going over there.

1877
02:02:51,300 --> 02:02:52,300
Yeah.

1878
02:02:52,300 --> 02:02:57,020
Like I'd be taking like a $3 pay cut an hour.

1879
02:02:57,020 --> 02:03:00,020
Damn, that's crazy.

1880
02:03:00,020 --> 02:03:05,860
Yeah but I mean that's dude by the time you're 30, by the time you're my age you could be

1881
02:03:05,860 --> 02:03:08,380
almost halfway done.

1882
02:03:08,380 --> 02:03:16,100
I'm 25 now so 45 is when I could actually retire.

1883
02:03:16,100 --> 02:03:17,100
Yeah.

1884
02:03:17,100 --> 02:03:18,100
Jesus.

1885
02:03:18,100 --> 02:03:25,660
That's the thing like with fire it's like 20 years and you get your full retirement.

1886
02:03:25,660 --> 02:03:28,620
So 20 years and you're done.

1887
02:03:28,620 --> 02:03:33,420
And like if you want to stay in you can do it and literally I could do an entirely other

1888
02:03:33,420 --> 02:03:37,340
career after 45 like when I retire.

1889
02:03:37,340 --> 02:03:45,460
Oh bro, so you could get your pension from the fire department and then you could go

1890
02:03:45,460 --> 02:03:50,820
on to get a job that has a 401k and work for another 20 years and if you maxed out the

1891
02:03:50,820 --> 02:03:55,100
401k let me do the math for you dude.

1892
02:03:55,100 --> 02:03:56,100
Actually I'll just tell you.

1893
02:03:56,100 --> 02:03:58,060
Actually yeah let me do the math on compounding interest.

1894
02:03:58,060 --> 02:04:01,260
Okay so we're going to pull up a compounding interest calculator.

1895
02:04:01,260 --> 02:04:02,260
All right.

1896
02:04:02,260 --> 02:04:08,100
I was going to add the podcast before I pass out so what was I going to say?

1897
02:04:08,100 --> 02:04:13,740
Oh yeah we'll be back next time on with the VR episode.

1898
02:04:13,740 --> 02:04:14,740
The VR episode.

1899
02:04:14,740 --> 02:04:15,740
Twin Pines Mall.

1900
02:04:15,740 --> 02:04:21,980
Hey and as always take care of yourselves.

1901
02:04:21,980 --> 02:04:27,100
Andy Tarr.

1902
02:04:27,100 --> 02:04:29,060
For all we know robots have souls.

1903
02:04:29,060 --> 02:04:30,940
We just don't know if they do or don't.

1904
02:04:30,940 --> 02:04:33,020
How do you know?

1905
02:04:33,020 --> 02:04:38,740
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

1906
02:04:38,740 --> 02:04:41,980
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

1907
02:04:41,980 --> 02:04:44,860
Fuck no.

1908
02:04:44,860 --> 02:04:48,580
No no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

1909
02:04:48,580 --> 02:04:49,580
Yes we are.

1910
02:04:49,580 --> 02:04:53,620
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

1911
02:04:53,620 --> 02:04:54,620
Extended episode.

1912
02:04:54,620 --> 02:04:55,620
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

1913
02:04:55,620 --> 02:04:56,620
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

1914
02:04:56,620 --> 02:04:57,620
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

1915
02:04:57,620 --> 02:04:58,620
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

1916
02:04:58,620 --> 02:04:59,620
Aliens exist as you see them.

1917
02:04:59,620 --> 02:05:00,620
Somewhere in China.

1918
02:05:00,620 --> 02:05:01,620
It's a very weird place.

1919
02:05:01,620 --> 02:05:02,620
I've never been to.

1920
02:05:02,620 --> 02:05:03,620
I've never been to.

1921
02:05:03,620 --> 02:05:04,620
I've never been to.

1922
02:05:04,620 --> 02:05:05,620
I've never been to.

1923
02:05:05,620 --> 02:05:06,620
I've never been to.

1924
02:05:06,620 --> 02:05:07,620
I've never been to.

1925
02:05:07,620 --> 02:05:08,620
I've never been to.

1926
02:05:08,620 --> 02:05:09,620
I've never been to.

1927
02:05:09,620 --> 02:05:10,620
I've never been to.

1928
02:05:10,620 --> 02:05:11,620
I've never been to.

1929
02:05:11,620 --> 02:05:12,620
I've never been to.

1930
02:05:12,620 --> 02:05:13,620
I've never been to.

1931
02:05:13,620 --> 02:05:14,620
I've never been to.

1932
02:05:14,620 --> 02:05:15,620
I've never been to.

1933
02:05:15,620 --> 02:05:16,620
I've never been to.

1934
02:05:16,620 --> 02:05:21,020
哎

1935
02:05:21,020 --> 02:05:26,020
1

1936
02:05:26,020 --> 02:05:33,020
0

1937
02:05:33,020 --> 02:05:41,220
contrast

1938
02:05:41,220 --> 02:05:55,780
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.

1939
02:05:55,780 --> 02:05:57,900
You feel bump bump bump BEEP!

1940
02:05:57,900 --> 02:05:58,900
Nothing.

1941
02:05:58,900 --> 02:06:00,060
They're fucking gone.

1942
02:06:00,060 --> 02:06:01,300
I've seen it happen.

1943
02:06:01,300 --> 02:06:09,820
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

1944
02:06:09,820 --> 02:06:14,020
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to

1945
02:06:14,020 --> 02:06:16,860
raise and they are going to make them so fucking real.

1946
02:06:16,860 --> 02:06:20,700
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker

1947
02:06:20,700 --> 02:06:23,540
in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.

1948
02:06:23,540 --> 02:06:26,700
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their

1949
02:06:26,700 --> 02:06:30,180
technology makes it about to steal some violence.

1950
02:06:30,180 --> 02:06:33,180
Which by the way, big brother, is the overlord kibble.

1951
02:06:33,180 --> 02:06:38,180
We're only living in the third dimension!

1952
02:06:38,180 --> 02:07:01,760
Oh snap, I'm trapped!

1953
02:07:01,760 --> 02:07:14,360
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?

1954
02:07:14,360 --> 02:07:16,920
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.

1955
02:07:16,920 --> 02:07:17,920
Okay, look it up.

1956
02:07:17,920 --> 02:07:18,920
Look it up.

1957
02:07:18,920 --> 02:07:21,440
He says that he was doing this shit.

1958
02:07:21,440 --> 02:07:25,440
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.

1959
02:07:25,440 --> 02:07:28,800
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.

1960
02:07:28,800 --> 02:07:31,240
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

1961
02:07:31,240 --> 02:07:34,240
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay?

1962
02:07:34,240 --> 02:07:36,240
He's not fucking doing this shit for us.

1963
02:07:36,240 --> 02:07:38,240
George Soros is fucking evil.

1964
02:07:38,240 --> 02:07:40,240
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.

1965
02:07:40,240 --> 02:07:42,240
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.

1966
02:07:42,240 --> 02:07:45,240
Just don't fucking get it, okay?

1967
02:07:45,240 --> 02:07:48,240
Everybody's like, Donald Trump's the fucking word person out there.

1968
02:07:48,240 --> 02:07:49,240
Trump, right?

1969
02:07:49,240 --> 02:07:50,240
Trump.

1970
02:07:50,240 --> 02:07:51,240
Trump.

1971
02:07:51,240 --> 02:07:52,240
He's not the actual fucking leader.

1972
02:07:52,240 --> 02:07:56,240
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.

1973
02:07:56,240 --> 02:07:57,240
It's everyone out there.

1974
02:07:57,240 --> 02:08:00,240
Everybody's like, oh, I'm not fucking, I'm not fucking.

1975
02:08:00,240 --> 02:08:03,240
Everybody's like, you're saying Elon Musk is so cool.

1976
02:08:03,240 --> 02:08:05,240
He made a place for us.

1977
02:08:05,240 --> 02:08:07,240
The actual government is trying.

1978
02:08:07,240 --> 02:08:11,240
The actual true government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,

1979
02:08:11,240 --> 02:08:13,240
are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking the Holocaust.

1980
02:08:13,240 --> 02:08:16,240
Their politicians are paid off by the fucking government.

1981
02:08:16,240 --> 02:08:31,240
They're paid fucking off by the government.