For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as we speak.
Somewhere in China, in some days, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
Okay?
Okay, so did they come to the end of the world?
They are.
They are aliens.
Theemaepность which they come from, they have dread.
The super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with destroyers.
Take what you want Take what you want
I thought there was gonna be some kind of beat drop but I guess not.
No, it eventually gets there. But uh, you know.
Anyway, welcome to episode 13 of the Untitled Podcast.
Number 3.
Lucky 13, boy. I'm here with Tyler.
As always.
And we got fuckin' Dan joining us remotely.
Via the cloud.
What's up everybody?
Had a snowstorm today.
Yeah, we had a little bit of a snowstorm.
And also joining us up, nevermind.
Nevermind, he's in LA.
Yeah, guy who doesn't have time to do anything flies to LA for a weekend.
He had to go to the other side of the country to watch a football game.
So he'll be here episode 25.
Yeah, I don't know about, so you said this is the Christmas episode?
Yeah, I'm not gonna be here next week and none of you guys actually celebrate the true meaning of Christmas.
So this is the real Christmas episode.
I might be here next week but I don't know.
I think Christmas is just a consumerism scam nightmare.
You know what I mean?
No.
Bro, I went to Cross Gates two days ago, two weeks before Christmas.
There's like a thousand fuckin' people there.
There's no empty parking spaces at all.
And like inside, people are just like crowded and there's like Christmas music playing in the background.
This is like what hell, like I imagine hell is.
It's like Cross Gates mall two weeks before Christmas.
You gotta go to the back of the mall where the movie theater entrance is.
That's where the real parking spots are.
Oh, it's not really about the parking spots.
It's about the wonderful and joyous time of the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
Was it actually his birthday though?
No, his birthday was in April.
It was actually in April?
Yeah, around April.
April, May, like it was like springtime because he was born when the animals were being born in the same time period.
Because in the actual biblical text it says he was actually born when animals were being born in the same barn area.
And if you actually look at it, farm animals are normally born in the springtime.
So April, May, maybe June.
So where did they come up with December 25th?
Actually it was to take the holiday away from the pagans.
Yeah, because Christmas is a pagan holiday.
The winter is something for the pagans.
But the Catholic Church was like, we're not going to have any of that bullshit.
So let's just take the holiday and make it Jesus' birthday.
That's weird that that's how they came up with it.
Hey, the filthy pagans needed to get their put in their place.
Bro, Christians just took something that was another religion and just made it their own.
Right? Because it was originally like the winter solstice or something.
I think the solstice is a little bit earlier.
I thought the solstice was earlier.
No, the equinox was earlier.
Winter solstice was on the 21st.
I don't even fucking know the fucking spaceship.
The spaceship pisses me off.
I love how Tyler's just chow down on mac and cheese.
It was delicious.
That's his only thing that he eats, by the way.
Is that homemade?
Yeah.
It's a family recipe.
Damn, I wish I was there.
It's a German family recipe.
No, this is actually American.
Is mac and cheese American or Italian?
It's American.
Yeah, no, that's right.
Why the fuck would Italians put mac with cheese?
Whoever made it.
They invented the macaroni.
Michelle Obama ruined my life.
Michelle Obama, she's hot.
No, she's not.
She looks like a fucking dude.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Hey, man.
To each his own.
Jesus Christ.
Should I show you the shrine in my closet?
To Michelle Obama?
To Michelle Obama.
Do you actually have a shrine to Michelle Obama in your closet?
I'm not going to say that I don't, my boy.
I neither confirm nor deny.
But Michelle Obama is literally the reason why we can't have good tasting food anymore.
Because the artificial flavorings and shit, she did a whole crusade to get them fucking taken away.
Mac and cheese was one of the casualties in that, like Kraft mac and cheese.
Remember back in 2005 or that area, how good Kraft mac and cheese used to taste?
Yeah, is that just because you were a kid though?
Mm-mm.
Yeah.
No.
I know those used to be different.
There was artificial flavoring in it, which made it taste fucking phenomenal, by the way.
But Michelle Obama literally went on a fucking crusade to just be like, hey guys, go fuck yourself.
We're going to take out everything that tastes good out of American food forever.
So go fuck yourself.
If you like the food, you're not going to like it anymore.
So when I say Michelle Obama ruined my life, she really did ruin my life.
And she ruined your guys' life.
Do you think the First Lady should have any kind of political influence?
Nope.
Being that they didn't actually get elected?
No.
I don't know.
I mean, it's like you're kind of a politician no matter what.
You can't really get away from that.
I mean, Nancy Reagan did the war on drugs and that didn't work out too well.
Casey's over here fucking hired a cut.
Fuck Nancy Reagan.
Fuck her.
War on drugs.
Give me that bullshit.
All right.
So our friend.
She's still alive or not?
Nancy Reagan.
No, I think she's dead.
She's got to be dead.
She's probably going to be 110.
Ronnie and Nancy I think are dead.
Actually, let's look it up.
Nancy Reagan.
She would have to be over 100 if she was alive.
No, Nancy Reagan died before.
Did he?
Did she die before him?
Let me look it up.
Died March 6, 2016.
Oh shit.
She was born in 21.
So she'd literally be 101 currently.
That's how I like them.
I like older women, but you like ancient women.
It's not wrong.
I don't know.
I was like I'm like 20 years older than me.
15 years on average.
15.
So 15 years older than me would be 40.
Perfect.
When I was your age, that's exactly where I like.
I did a 40 year old when I was fucking 19.
That's awesome.
Yeah, it was a fucking weird time.
That's a story for off the podcast actually.
He's like go ahead.
I'm listening to this story.
I got to set the ambiance here.
I got the light in the background.
I don't think he is the lighting in the background or is just above me.
I think it's just above me and it's just reflecting off the wall.
So it's kind of cool.
I don't know.
I feel left out because I don't have any ambiance.
I mean, if I do my shit from my room, I have the LEDs that change colors and shit.
Yeah, we got to do this one time from VR.
Oh, we absolutely do.
I don't know how the fuck we're going to record that.
We would have to just like sit here and talk into the microphones with the VR headsets
on.
Yeah.
No, we would have to mute it.
So because otherwise we get echo from each other.
Yeah.
Well, we could wear earphones.
Yeah.
And people be like, what the fuck are these retards doing?
So is this retard have to get bleeped?
No.
Maybe not this year, but definitely next year.
Maybe next year.
Oh, 2023 is the year where we finally draw the line.
We draw the line at retard?
No, we drew the line at retard like 10 years ago.
Well, I mean, that's when it's going to reach N word status next year.
Oh shit.
Did you ever see the old, the old don't call people PSA's now I'm going to have to bleep
that.
No, it's like an actual PSA.
I'm just quoting the PSA.
Don't call people second one.
I'm going to leave.
I'm going to fucking make a running count.
I get a swear jar or bleep out.
No, don't you retard.
Don't have to leave that one.
So it starts with an F and ends with an ag.
Okay.
It was a PSA back in like the like 2003 era and like there's just the kids running down
the hall screaming fucking homophobic slurs.
It was the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.
He goes, Oh, you're gay, huh?
You're oh, you're gay.
He goes, Yo, man, you're so fucking gay, bro.
One guy to scream.
Fuck is this fucking PSA?
We're just screaming slurs at a fucking gay person.
I don't know how you want me to edit that one there, chief.
Oh, man.
I guess you could leave it.
I'm just quoting a fucking like actual commercial that was on public television.
Well, it's 2022.
It's about to be 2023.
You cannot say anything anymore.
You can't even say like, so you can't even say anything.
That's a fucking thing.
So if you're quoting somebody else, how the fuck is it your problem?
How the fuck is it your thing?
That is a fucking problem.
Like if you can't say something because you're quoting something else video of a news anchor
that was quoting, reading a quote and said the N word and they got canceled.
That's bullshit.
That's horse shit.
Why should you get canceled while you're quoting somebody else?
You shouldn't have to fucking censor what somebody else said because going to offend people because it's like, I'm not saying this.
I'm using a quotation for it.
Yeah, I don't know.
It depends.
What did this what the news anchor look like?
White, yeah, like a middle aged white guy.
You can never ever, ever under any circumstances use that word if you're white.
No, no.
You know, I think that no word should be off limits actually.
The what word?
No words because you're limiting speech at that point and I'm a free speech absolutist, which I think threats and hate speech should be considered free speech.
It doesn't mean you have to agree with it, but it does mean that it shouldn't be like you should be arrested for it.
Yeah.
Well, no.
So you're like you're like with Elon Musk.
I guess I don't really know what's been going on with him.
He said today he posted on Twitter.
He said my pronouns are prosecute and Fauci.
Hey, Elon, you're all about this free speech bullshit.
But guess who's still not back on Twitter?
One Alex Jones.
You can't say you're for free speech unless one Alex Jones comes back.
He's never going to be back on Twitter.
Neither is Kanye.
Alex Jones isn't purgatory.
They got him.
So they brought Kanye back to Twitter and he immediately tweeted like something about how great Hitler and the Nazis were.
Wait, when was this?
Last week.
Did you see that?
Is this after the swastika thing?
Yeah, that must have been what it was.
Yeah, the thing where he came back.
The Elon reinstated Kanye's account.
He posted some racist bullshit.
So they banned him again.
It's like I can't I can't.
Did either of you guys see the video that I sent in the group chat and I said for homework to watch with Kanye West on the Alex Jones show.
Now we're getting homework.
I didn't do my homework.
It's one of it's Tyler's Bible Bible study fucking class.
But yeah, if you have that up, you should actually play that and I actually sent it into the group chat.
So if you want to watch it with us, you can because it's fucking hilarious.
I'm going to play it right now.
Let's start it.
All right.
God, I'm going to kill you and take the children away from you.
Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table, especially Hitler.
This is the future president you're talking to right now.
I love Jewish people, but I also love Nazis.
Germans had a really cool leader.
You love you.
There's a lot of things that I love about Hitler.
Hitler did target kill some people.
I think Obama killed Palestinians.
You're you're this is a new look for you.
Oh, no, I've been wearing a mask for a while.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, guys, could you not talk in the back?
I'm like really hyper sensitive to sound.
If you guys want to talk, just go in other room, please shut the hell up.
You know, I'm saying at the end of the day, shut up, shut up.
I'm throwing the tablets right now.
Shut up.
Instagram is about prostitution.
So everyone shut up.
No one cares.
Shut up.
No one cares.
Jesus is king.
Shut up.
It's done.
Shut up.
Go home to your scared little bins and your scared little town home and your scared little movie contracts and shut up.
Don't talk to me about nothing.
What do you think?
There's one place in the Bible where it says God sees sin differently.
And there's another place where it says, you know, let me get out my phone.
I can like really pull up the exact thing it says in the Bible.
I agree with what you said.
Let me stop you.
Alex, Alex, Alex, let me channel.
Alright, go ahead.
If I say, now I forgot what I had to say.
Let me meditate.
Let me get into a place.
Love you, brother.
Jesus is king.
I love Hitler.
Does view sin differently and that he prescribed, he, he proscribed.
You got water in your fridge.
He proscribed a different punishment.
But hey, guess what, Elon, I got a Twitter.
And today I'm going to have Nick and Alex tweet from my account.
You like that?
Ari, Emmanuel, dude, he's out of control.
I'm all about free speech.
A Christian can stand next to anyone.
We can go visit R Kelly in prison.
We can go talk to Harvey Weinstein.
That's what Jesus did.
Yes.
You're not Hitler.
You're not a Nazi.
You don't deserve to be called that and demonized.
Well, I, I see, I, I see good things about Hitler.
Also this guy that invented highways, invented the very microphone that I use as a musician.
You can't say out loud that this person ever did anything good.
And I'm done with that.
Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table.
Especially Hitler was born Christian and the Nazis were thugs and shook people down to a lot of really bad things.
But they did good things too. We're going to stop dissing the Nazis all the time.
The Jewish media has made us feel like the Nazis and Hitler have never offered anything of value to the world.
Also, it's like there's Jewish people that are basically hiding me under their floorboards right now, under their wooden floors.
It's like a reverse version of the Holocaust.
Your sorrows can come to Christ.
It is a possibility that he can convert and come to Christ.
You got a little bit of the Hitler fetish going on.
It's not a fetish.
They called me anti-Semite. They said I'm a nigga in rap. They said I'm black.
They told me, say it loud. I'm black and I'm brown.
OK, James Brown, you tell me who I am.
Did you say something? Huh?
Are you guys still watching it?
Oh, yeah.
That shit's fucking wild.
I'm the future president you're talking to right now.
I'm not defending him. I'm saying isn't it good to try to get Middle East peace?
Dude, I found this.
That's Nick.
Yeah, Nick, go ahead.
I got to watch my accounts because they've been frozen by Jewish banks.
I get the frozen ones.
I don't like the word evil next to Nazis. I think we need to look at...
I love Jewish people, but I also love Nazis.
It gets to the nature of Judaism, which is the fact that Jews do not believe that Christ was the son of God.
And in fact, they're the only group that hate Jesus.
Every form of pornography is only one is only 10 years away from pedophilia.
Everyone is so outraged and focused on Balenciaga.
But then we're still aborting our kids.
We're still fornicating.
Germans had a really cool leader at one time.
What do you think about the devaluation of dollar?
What do you think about FTX?
Germans had a really cool leader at one time.
Nick.
You're going to run for president 2024.
I'm not Alex.
You're really good at stating things in a way that you get you sued.
Alex, love you, love you, love you.
If you're upset with what Kanye West has said today, let me remind you that Kanye West, excuse me.
Yay.
Let me, let me, excuse me.
He said, yay.
Excuse me.
Let me correct that.
Yay.
I do love Hitler.
I do love the Zionists.
I love everyone.
The Zionists cannot tell me who I can love and not love.
People need to take that for what it is.
I wouldn't call you autistic.
You are.
Have a suffocated thing about you.
I would call you autistic.
No, no, no, no, we're going to pray.
No, we pray.
I pray Elon is for real.
No, pray to God.
That's Elon.
I pray to Jesus Christ.
What else do you want to tweet out to folks?
Is everything right now is going super mega total viral.
What is your message to Trump right now?
What's your message to DeSantis right now?
I don't know who DeSantis is.
I never heard of the guy.
It is a lot of good Nazis that were just fighting for their country.
Put in the box.
They're all in a box.
Every Nazi is bad.
Well, could some of the Nazis have just been fighting for their country?
Oh, they're all we can't we can't put them all in a box.
I don't think Hitler was a good guy.
I get the Hugo Boss uniforms.
Amazing.
They were kind of cool.
I mean, just because you're in love with the design, you're a designer.
Can we just kind of say like you like the you like the uniforms, but that's about it.
We know there's a lot of things that I love about Hitler.
A lot of things.
Actually, all the Jews in my life overall were very nice people.
So I'm saying I'm actually tired of hearing about the Jews.
Like I love them.
I love them. Honestly, I don't even care that much.
You know, I spent the last three hours, two hours talking about it.
It's fun. It's fun.
I don't I don't really care that much about Hitler.
I love him.
He seems like a cool guy.
You know, it's like he you know, it's like he had a really cool outfit and stuff.
And he was a really cool outfit.
Actually incorrect.
Well, I think Hitler did target and kill some people.
I think Obama killed Palestinians.
I'm tired of hearing I'm a Nazi.
I'm really sad because I'm not.
But I think by them falsely accusing people, some people are going to become that.
I am. I am.
I am.
Now I'm a Nazi.
Ari Emmanuelle.
Isn't that what it said?
I said, say it loud.
Say it loud.
I'm black and I'm proud.
You make Alex Jones seem normal.
Instagram is sex trafficking.
And I'm probably the lowest IQ here of anyone speaking.
Adam, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. I didn't mean to say that.
Alex, what we did is we brought Netanyahu with us.
I'm in the twilight zone right now.
Netanyahu, what do you have to say?
It was bad.
It was bad for trapping me.
OK.
I had no idea your voice is going to sound like that, Netanyahu.
In case this is the last time you ever hear from me.
Did you guys realize that the British government created Hitler?
This is the voice of Netanyahu.
I'm leaving for now too.
It's another meeting.
And then I'm going to say something.
The real case.
Nick, I got a question.
If I say something that's provocative towards the Mossad, is that Mossad-genistic?
Hold on.
Hey, I'm the head of the Mossad.
I'm going to kill you and take your children away from you.
Thanks a lot, Netanyahu.
Back to you, Alex.
But we're going to call him Netan.
What you want, Netan?
Hey, yay, right after this, I'm going to say you're crazy.
I'm going to take your family away from you.
We're not done with you yet.
You cannot cause free thought.
We have to control the history books.
We have to control the banks.
And we have to go and kill people.
Also, we're in the better area.
Ha, ha, ha.
I love Jerry.
Hey.
What's up?
This is Netan.
This is insane.
You are an insane person.
How could you say so?
It's OK that I've practiced Chinese water torture on myself.
I'm Netanyahu.
I ain't never had a supermodel.
Yeah, Katel.
And him on 60 Minutes saying the best time of his life was rounding up and killing Jews.
Yay, never kill any Jews.
I like Hitler.
I don't like Hitler.
I'm not trying to be shocking.
I like Hitler.
I do not.
The Holocaust is not what happened.
Let's look at the facts of that.
And Hitler has a lot of redeeming qualities.
So tell us, you think Hitler was the good guy in World War II?
I think God says man should not kill.
We should not have wars, period.
None of us should be killing anybody.
Ukraine and the streets of Chicago, all violence should stop.
And we should all serve Christ.
That's what I feel.
All right, that's it.
So that was that was interesting, wasn't it?
He's like having a full schizophrenic break.
He's out of control.
He's fucking out of control.
My man.
So I'm all about free speech.
But I think that's the line right there.
You think that's the line?
You think Kanye West is the line?
That's where we should cut it off.
Well, I mean, you know, if you go to the hospital, you're going to have or you go to like a psych unit, you're going to have people like saying that all the time there.
They said that they were trying to put put them in a psych unit.
And he said that he doesn't want to do that.
Yeah, he belongs in one actually.
So do I.
But I don't I don't go in and do psych units.
So you can't you can't be voluntarily committed unless you're danger to yourself or others, which I don't think he is.
I mean, he could be a danger to himself at this point.
You could say that he's going to insane.
But I definitely want to talk about how being an atheist is probably the most cringe thing you could be off like being an atheist is straight up cringe.
Like it really is like how is a cringe?
So you got to be so self centered.
Oh my God, you're just going to fucking attack me.
So you got to be like so fucking self centered that you think that you are so important that you had no reasoning to be here.
But you are here.
You think that you're that important that all this insane shit had to happen just for you to be here.
And you also have to think that all this awesome like literally like the like awesome in like the actual definition.
Awesome shit that happens in this world is all random and like you got to be so self fucking centered to actually think that you are so important that all this shit happened.
And you are so random.
But because everything is so random, you exist now.
You have to be so fucking self centered that you actually think that there's no reason for it.
And you're just like, yeah, I'm here. I'm here because I was I because everything was at a random event.
You're not you don't fucking respect the people who are here before you grow your grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's like you are you.
You there are so many fucking things that had to happen so you could exist.
But you're just like, yup, I'm just going to put I'm going to like, yep, there's no higher power because I'm a fucking asshole.
How self centered is it that you think you created an entire religion to explain the fact that you're here?
How self centered is that? No, I know God made me the way I am.
You think God goes out of his way to forgive you or make all this things for you?
Make all these things for you?
No, God does that for everybody, not just for me, retard.
That's the fucking difference. You think everything's for you.
I think God is here for everybody.
What do you say, Dan?
Oh, my God.
I don't know. I'm like right down the middle with everything.
I just got in this long spiritual discussion with my one friend.
Your one friend.
Oh, you're saying like, OK.
Yeah, everything just came down to like spirituality and it was really abrasive after a while.
It's like, OK, well, I got to get off the phone now.
There's a happy medium, you know.
Yeah, I think that our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was born and died on the cross for our sins.
But this asshole over here died for your sins.
He died for all of our sins.
That's the thing. Jesus saw.
So I've born a sinner. Listen, listen.
Jesus saw every single sin that was ever going to be committed when he was on the cross.
That was one of his tortures when he was on the cross.
So he saw you being this asshole right now.
So he gave you that's the thing.
That's the thing.
Jesus saw the fucking horrors of the Holocaust and still forgave us and still said it was worth dying for all of us.
There's something about that.
There's something about that that you have to like respect at least like if you're like Jesus sees all of this shit and he's
maybe he's willing to die. Maybe he's just thought Germany had a pretty cool leader at one point.
A really cool leader at one point.
Dude. Okay.
Getting off topic here, but still kind of on topic.
Dude, the Nazi uniform for fucking cool looking.
Let's just be real like I'm like an objective little you know where they came from.
Hugo Boss. Yeah.
But do you know where where they were who they were copied from who are they copied from?
The Massachusetts State Police. Really?
Back then they had like the same like outfit.
Yeah. I think I remember reading that somewhere.
So you know how Boston has a lot of like Ivy League schools?
Yeah. They got like Harvard and fucking not Stanford. Stanford's in California, right?
They got Harvard and Yale. Harvard, Yale. Yeah.
So some of the Nazis before World War II, they went to Ivy League schools in Massachusetts.
Really? Okay. Yeah.
You know, they're just German exchange students and they like the Massachusetts State Police uniform so much that
they stole the Nazi party. They took them back and copied them.
So like if you didn't if you notice like in like an SS uniform, literally they have skulls and crossbones on them.
Yeah.
Like you think you're the good guys when you're wearing skulls and crossbones.
The Massachusetts State Police don't have skulls and crossbones.
Just imagine if they fucking did though.
Do the the Mass State Police still look like Nazis?
No, the Mass State Police have like powder blue uniforms now. It's fucking weird.
So does New Jersey.
I bet they changed that up real quick.
Yeah. If you look them up, you can see like especially like I think it's especially the motorcycle police.
You'll see the Nazi resemblance.
It's like I actually the reason I learned about that is because I saw like a parade with Massachusetts State Police in it.
And I was like, why are there Nazis?
It's not it's it was just that, you know, I'm like, why do the uniforms look so similar?
Like old video or?
No, you're right. I'm looking at these fucking pictures. They do look like Nazis.
Yeah, yeah. Not the colors, but the design.
Like the design. Yeah, they straight up like a fucking Nazi uniform.
Holy shit. That's the strap. Yeah. Like this.
Like the weird like like the strap that goes like this.
Yeah, that's that's just like a different color. That's like a Nazi like alternate skin.
That's like in a video game fighting video game like the Nazis alternate fucking skin.
Yeah. And those hats. Yeah.
That's where they came from. I you know, they look snazzy.
They look snazzy. I mean, but you sent that picture that says Hugo Boss. Yeah.
I mean, that's who makes the the military like dress uniforms, too.
Yeah. Yeah. For the U.S.
So it's all Hugo Boss. I do.
Did you ever hear like the story behind the New York State Troopers, the New York State Trooper uniforms?
No. So the New York State Trooper uniform.
So we've we've all seen them like the the gray coloring and like the purple and shit.
Everything on their uniform actually has like a meaning like the coloring.
So the uniform itself, it looks gray.
But if you actually look really close at it, each thread is white and black.
Like it's alternating like literally the thread itself, like the little threads are alternating white and black.
But together, it makes that like iconic like gray look.
And they said like it was like for like the duality of humanity and like how they are the law, the line in between that.
And they have a purple purple tie, which means that they are an elite group among police.
And then the black stripe down their pants is for the fallen New York State Troopers.
Really? Yeah.
But if you actually look super close to the New York State Trooper jacket, it's actually not gray.
It's black and white, but they're so stitched closely together that it looks gray.
Oh, wow. Yeah. Huh.
That's crazy. Usually when I see one of those that close to bad.
Yeah, it's probably a bad thing. Well, for you.
My dad's friend's actually a state trooper.
And like I asked like I wanted to see the uniform because like I'm like I always wonder this.
He's like, yeah, that's true. And like he like show me a close up.
And if you actually look at it close up, you can see that it's black and white together.
You should do that, Tyler. What's that? Be a trooper? Yeah.
But we'll have to delete all these podcasts. Oh, my God.
I want to be a trooper and I actually took the trooper exam and I passed it and I was going through my shit.
And then one of the last things they do is do a vision test.
No, no, I passed the psych exam actually.
And then they made me do a vision test and they're like, all right, read line three with your glasses on.
I'm like, OK, like E, B, seven.
Like, you know, like the random things and they're like, OK.
And they flip the sheet down and they said, take off your glasses and read the same line.
And I'm like, oh, boy, I can't fucking see.
I'm just going to make up something to see if it works.
And I'm like, W. They're like, that's an F.
I'm like, oh, close.
And and then they're like, OK, thank you for applying.
We're going to have to release you on your vision test.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm honestly surprised they didn't tell you to come to the psych exam without shoes and be prepared to get in because you couldn't see without your glasses because you're not going home.
But I passed my psych exam, but they ask you like some really weird fucking questions on the psych exam, like really fucking weird.
So you have to be able to see without your glasses to be a trooper.
Yeah, you have to be able to see line three without your glasses.
Well, it's stupid because most people need glasses.
Yeah, I can.
But I'd have to go through all that shit again and fucking get it redone.
But literally, someone like the questions they ask in a psych exam are fucking insane.
Like, do you still have intercourse with animals?
And I'm like, what do you mean by still?
How did you know about the first?
And I'm like, and I'm like, I never had intercourse with an animal and they're like noted and they write that and I'm like, okay.
And the next question, like, do you want to have sexual intercourse with your mother?
And I'm like, no.
And they're like, okay, noted.
Was that like a polygraph?
Yeah, like it was like a like they look at the polygraphs like interesting.
I feel fucking uncomfortable, bro.
And like they ask you like, like, do you prefer dogs or cats?
And I'm like, cats.
Okay.
And they're like, have you ever sold drugs?
And I'm like, no.
Okay.
Have you ever taken drugs?
And I'm like, no.
Okay.
And they're like, do you own any firearms?
I'm like, yes.
And they're like, okay.
Do you own any illegal firearms?
I'm like, no.
And they're like, okay.
What kind of illegal firearms do you own?
I'm like, I don't own illegal firearms.
But like the more nervous you get, the weirder the fucking like polygraph test gets.
So like you're like, you're like when I said no to do I own illegal weapons, then they followed up the question with what kind of illegal weapons do you own?
What kind of illegal weapons do you have?
And I'm like, I don't have illegal weapons.
You guys searched my house already.
Like search for house.
Yeah, that's a fucking weird thing that they do.
Like they actually search your house.
If you if like if you're like in like the thing and I'm like, yeah, we have access to like your life.
Yeah, it's fucking insane.
Like when you sign like that paper, they can do fucking pretty much anything to you.
But that like polygraph test is fucking wild like I was like I was in the middle of it.
I'm like and they're like, what do you what are your current thoughts on a pilot on the way that the United States politics are going?
And I'm like, you want the honest answer?
And they're like, it's a polygraph test.
And I go, no, I want you to lie on your polygraph.
And it was right around the the Biden like administration coming in and I'm like, I don't like it.
They're like, OK, would you still serve a government that you disliked?
And I'm like, yeah.
And they're like, OK.
And like they just like it was like weird fucking shit like that.
And they're like, how many times do you masturbate a day?
And I'm like, yeah.
And I'm like, did you tell the truth?
I'm like once, you know, normally maybe two to three times on a good day.
It's like weird questions like that.
I'm like, what the fuck, dude?
So where do you think they're going with that?
They're just trying to weed out people that know they're trying to.
I think they're trying to see how you do in unconscionable situations.
They're trying to see if you would like lie about like stuff because I don't like they have like controlled questions.
Like they ask you your name, like your name, like what's your what's your date of birth?
And they're like like the first thing that they ask you, they're like, OK.
But they also have to ask you stuff that everybody would lie about.
Like have you ever stolen a pencil?
Yeah, like shit like that.
But then they start doing like the weird questions like I was saying.
But like one of the things that they ask you, like the first thing that they do is go, OK, the first question you're going to say is the truth.
And the second question you're going to say is a lie.
So I'm going to ask you if your name is Tyler Lee.
And you say yes.
And they said, I'm going to ask you if you were born on April 29th of 1998 and you're going to say no.
And I'm like, OK.
So they go, is your name Tyler Lee?
And I go, yes.
And they go, were you born on April 29th, 1998?
And I go, no.
So they get like a couple of control questions like that in to like calibrate the machine and shit.
But like they have like three or four questions for calibrating, calibrating the machine.
And then they're like, OK, the machines calibrated.
Let's let's get this shit done.
They had like this weird thing around your fucking waist.
And they have like a blood pressure cuff on you and like an SBO2 reader that you have to fucking like and like don't move at all.
And I'm like, I have ADHD.
I just move around a lot.
They're like, don't do that.
I'm like, OK.
You told him that?
Yeah.
You told me you have ADHD.
Yeah, I have ADHD.
I'm like, dude, I have ADHD.
If I get this job, I'm going to be blasted out on amphetamines for 20 years before I get to that pension.
Pretty much.
I'm sure you failed the vision test, but I failed the vision test.
Yeah.
I'm surprised they didn't like pretend to size you up for a jacket, put you on a straight jacket.
You're like, all right, you passed everything here.
Put on this fancy jacket.
I'm like, wait a minute.
This is a straight Jackie God damn it.
This motherfucker passed the every single fucking question was polygraph.
I said he masturbated fourteen times a day.
He said he wanted to like fuck horses and I don't know what to do because he fucking told the truth.
I guess we're just going to make up some bullshit where we we have to tell him to take off his fucking glasses and read the board.
Just just don't talk about this.
Talk about it.
This is fucking scared.
They're like, yeah, thank you for your two hundred dollars to take the fucking trooper exam.
I'm like, thanks.
How much was it?
Two hundred dollars.
Two hundred.
It's two hundred dollars to sign up.
I took the New York State Park police exam and they still send me canvas letters.
They actually they actually merged with the state police.
Did they?
Yeah.
No shit.
Yeah.
You can only you have to have tested before you're 31, I think, or 30.
You know, and how old are you like 29, 30?
Me?
Yeah.
You're 32 now because for the troopers, you have to be above the age of 21 and you have to be under the age of 30 to get hired.
But by the time you test.
So if your test is still good.
But then after you turn 30 and after like the next test comes out, you can still test.
You still get on, but you still have your test has to be because your test is only good for so long.
But then like what happens after like you're 30 and then the next test comes out, you're done at that point.
So if you have an eligible test, you're good.
But like so the way it would go bad is if if they stopped accepting that test, I think for the West.
Right.
So they moved on. Yeah.
Like you said, like they move on to the next test and then that test is no longer valid.
So say you were at the age cut off.
Yeah.
Say it's 30, 30 years old or whatever.
But your test is still good.
You're fine.
You still get hired.
You have to have tested by a certain age.
It's not how old you are when you get hired because I know the cruise missile was trying to be a trooper and he ended up not getting it because he turned 30 and the next test came out.
Hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. See, I'm surprised he didn't do it.
I think he would have been good at it.
Oh, yeah.
The only thing is that he's too short.
I don't think that's a thing anymore, dude.
He could women got on the job.
Right. Because it was like over like 510.
I think that you had to be.
No, there's no higher.
No, like it used to be.
He had to be over 510.
I think I heard that you don't want to ever want to fuck with a female police officer because they're justified to use lethal force on anything.
Pretty much.
Really?
Yeah.
A woman if a man is like threatening a woman police officer, it's a more of a threat for a man to threaten a woman police officer than there's a man to threaten a male police officer.
Yeah.
Oh, because if you're going to like.
That's actually like.
You're going to punch.
I don't know if that's a thing, but it sounds right.
So I'm just going to roll with it.
No, no, I was reading it.
I heard about it.
Like if somebody's going to punch a female cop, they can just shoot him and it's justified because it's technically like a lethal use of force, threat of force.
So don't punch female police officers.
I think you should still do it.
I might get Lasix and go back.
Yeah, you're what? 25?
I'm 25, yeah.
You got your whole life ahead of you.
I got my whole life ahead of you, man.
What are you doing?
Next time they ask your political opinion, just show them this podcast.
You said what about answer?
You showed him this podcast.
I wouldn't be leaving.
If you walk in the door, the first question is, have you ever masturbated thinking about and Frank masturbated in a library?
Do you think Leah Thompson from the hit movie Back to the Future is a very attractive woman?
I mean, yes.
Well, they have a lot.
The thing is, is that the more the more podcasts there are, the less likely it is that they'll go through everything.
Imagine if a fucking state trooper just had to sit there and listen to fucking hours.
How many episodes are there? 13 now.
So 13 times three.
If you wanted to listen to all of them, that's a lot of content.
There's also a lost episode that we haven't released yet.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, that's that's the one where all the sound bites are from in the beginning, right?
Yeah, it was the pilot episode.
I wanted to have my one friend come on because he's like, you know, he's like, we are.
He was going off on the phone today about like how virology is an approving science.
They've never isolated the virus.
It's all fake.
Was this the guy that we were talking about earlier?
Like yesterday? This is the guy we talked about yesterday.
He was he was going off on the ramp for like an hour and a half.
Love it. You should come on this podcast. He's like podcast podcast.
I give this information away for free.
This is privilege information.
And he's like, he's like, I don't think people shouldn't capitalize off this information.
I'm having a conversation with you.
A conversation with you.
All right. Calm down.
It sounds like a good guest.
He did. He'd be perfect, but he's just so anti like establishment that even this podcast is too much of an establishment for him.
He lives out in the woods in a year.
He lets his he lets his goats in his year.
He's got like two goats, a mule.
And he just like just lives out there in the woods with just like only communication he gets is like when he gets cell phone service.
Yeah, this he really went he really went far off the reservation since he left.
Dude, that's what being a medic for, you know, 13 years old duty.
Yeah, yeah, maybe. Oh, my God. He was a medic, too.
Oh, fuck, man. Wild shit.
So I was driving here earlier and I thought you flew here.
Yeah, I feel here. You're not here.
Yeah, I was driving here earlier and like it snowed.
So, you know, it was like, you know, people were driving slower and shit.
But the thing was nobody was using their fucking blinker like at all.
Like I like I've seen like I saw eight cars just not even use their blinkers.
I'm like, just because it snows doesn't mean that there's no blinkers anymore.
Like, what the fuck are you guys doing?
Dude, if there's no lines on the road, what a blinker is even matter.
Fucking pointless. You just fucking send it.
You can't stop for red lights. I can stop.
I got an all wheel drive car.
Huh? People out there just fucking send it.
Oh, yeah. Sunday driver.
Yeah. So I watched the Back to the Future movies.
I thought you did a pretty good, pretty accurate representation of them.
I know. I'm pretty great.
You have word for word.
So you what?
Lorraine, you're going to be my wife.
What other movies do you know well?
Fight Club.
Such a good fucking movie.
Oh, my God. Fucking Heather, or Hannah. Was it Heather?
Hannah Bottom Carter. Fucking gorgeous in that movie.
She looks like she's on meth half the time, but fuck is she hot?
Helen of Bottom Carter?
Yeah, Helena. That's her name.
Like Harry Potter?
Yeah, she's hot as hell. Fucking really hot.
I don't know about that.
You just have no taste, my guy.
You don't like the fucking like strung out fucking heroin.
I literally zoned out for like the last 30 seconds.
Who did you say is hot?
The fucking chick from Fight Club.
Helen of Bottom Carter?
Yeah. He thinks that she's not.
Fuck.
Yeah. Well, dude, that's your golf game again.
Because she's like, goth.
She's also like on heroin and shit.
Well, that was from like the 90s, right?
The Goth and grunge is very similar.
Yeah, but I haven't seen her like that, you know.
No, back in the 90s, she was gorgeous.
Yeah, dude, that the guy from Rope Fight Club, he had an extremely fucked up childhood.
Yeah, go figure.
Dude, extremely fucked up.
Bro, there's the story that he tells, you should look it up on YouTube.
He tells the story around the country like he travels.
And it's so graphic that people in the audience pass out.
Really?
Yeah, dude, it's fucked up.
He talks about how he was, this is a real thing that happened to him.
I'm going to need some more coffee for this.
Oh, God.
So he was in a swimming pool.
And you know the drains on the bottom of the swimming pool?
Yeah.
So he used to sit on the drain on the bottom of the swimming pool because it felt good on his asshole.
Okay.
He used to like the sucking feeling.
Okay.
And he was, I think he was like 12 years old or something like that.
And he was sitting on it and then he couldn't move.
Yeah, yeah, like that's a big problem is like the drains at the bottom of the swimming pool like suck people in.
You can actually get your organs sucked out through them.
Well, so what happened to him is he got trapped and he got stuck in the bottom.
He finally pulled away and it sucked his colon out.
He was trying to grab his, he describes it.
What's so graphic about this is he describes it in such detail.
He talks about the shit that came out of his colon floating by with pieces of some medication he took earlier in the day.
You could see the little pills in it.
That's looking insane.
Pieces of corn and shit.
And so literally shit.
And he he like got out of the pool with like his intestines in his hand and then he had to explain to his parents what he was doing.
He liked going to the bottom of the pool because it felt good on his asshole.
So you heard it here from Untitled Podcast.
Do not put your asshole on a swimming drain pool.
Swimming.
Yeah.
There's other ways to get that kind of stimulation.
Yeah, bro.
Don't do that.
Dude, then his, I don't know, there's some crazy story about how his dad tried to kill him as a kid.
You know, as they do.
And he survived by hiding under the bed.
No, no, no. His dad, his dad didn't try and kill him, the author.
His dad's dad.
Right.
So his grandfather.
His grandfather tried to kill him, his dad, when he was a child and he murdered his mother and he survived by hiding under his bed.
Right.
And then his dad like blew his brains out.
So then his dad had like a girlfriend when he was like in his 60s.
Okay.
And it ends up like some some guy came and murdered his dad and set the house on fire that his dad was in because it was like this girlfriend's ex boyfriend or whatever.
And they found his dad dead in the house fire underneath the bed.
So he ran back to like that same place for safety.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah, you should listen to it.
It's a crazy story.
But that guy has had like he's just a fucked up person.
He's really fucked.
I mean, fight club.
I mean, fight clubs are pretty fucked up thing too.
How the fuck do you put your fucking intestines back in through your asshole?
I forget what he said.
They did like they had to like cut it off and then like open up your chest and then sew it back together.
I don't fucking know.
Thank you for listening to the Christmas special.
I'm trying to.
Oh, what a topic.
Actually, that brings me into another segment I had.
So one day after work, me and Tyler were talking about how if either one of us dies, we would like to get people to benefit off of our deaths.
How would we do that?
We would like to we would like people to get some entertainment out of our deaths.
You can see we just want to yeah.
We don't.
We don't just want to die and like be buried in the ground and have everyone be sad.
We want to have like we want to provide some joy to people like put my fucking corpse in the haunted house and like have like my body jump out like instead of having like an animatronic just had my actual corpse like shoot out of a can in that people and like it fucking like
makes like a like what strobe lights and shit.
So you just see my fucking corpse just fucking shooting out of two like fucking.
I think that should be fucking scary bro like that be that or you could just fucking you know put my body like a shooting range and just fucking scary carnival game like you know that the game Russia blood or fucking carny evil.
It's like like a V a old V R game PS VR where you like shoot you like ride a roller coaster and you're like shoot like scary shit from the roller coaster.
So I think we should just have like you you were like sitting up out of the coffin and we have like like a shotgun or something and it's like twenty five twenty five cents a pop just to shoot your corpse.
No, no, no, it's got to be at least I say you take your head your heads and you put it on like a whack a mole thing and we just pop up or you can just bring people to just like be in the coffin and just like you just like sit up like a jack in the box scare the shit out of some people.
I just put my corpse in a giant jack in the box and they do.
Or it's like you knew you were dying.
You could record some messages from like beyond the grave.
I'm still here.
Set your computer to periodically release like erase my internet history.
Don't look in my closet.
Don't look at my
a lot of a lot of
York State Police look in your closet. So I think you're good. Yeah, I just found some shirts.
So that that's dark dark carnival featuring title of these corps coming soon.
Calling about fucking you know 60 years. You never know. You know New York State lottery. Hey, you never know.
I get these air pods or damn dude air pods. Oh yeah. I had a good idea for a segment.
What was that? But we'll have to have Ali Mac here. What was the same person? Well, it's kind of like going off that what we did last week where we asked some questions and then he would have to like you to go pepper.
So this is going to be this is going to be real doozy for Ali Mac. So it's going to be like a blind taste test and we're going to blindfold them and he's not going to agree to this by the way, but we're going to force them to always force them.
That's your that's your responsibility by the way to force Ali Mac to do. What you got to do is call him a pussy a bunch of times and they do it. We lose Dan. No, he's back. Oh my God. There's this beautiful head.
Beautiful head. Beautiful. We can't hear you again. Dan. You're your your voice is out. I can't hear you. Yeah, we can hear you now. Yeah, you know, that's a quick one. So what was like, what was your like fastest like calm?
Because I could do it in less than a minute. I could do it in less than a minute if I had to. That's pretty good. Yeah, I think it's happened by accident before. So that'd be my fast. You had like that come in your pants shit because I never had that actually.
Yeah, I had it one time when you were scared. Yeah, I was like in like in eighth or ninth grade and the teacher said that we had 30 seconds left to finish our regions exam. I just like everything in my body happened at once.
It was just like a fear response. Don't believe me. I'll come. I think the worst part was having to walk my test up in front of the classroom and I just ran out to the bathroom.
So if I scared the shit out of you, you would just if I scared the shit out of you, you would just cream your pants. Probably yeah, some people shit that man's that's right better. I rather come than shit. Yeah, what if you did both? I don't like what if you had this shit every time that you came?
That'd be that'd be unfortunate. Would you rather shit every time that you came every time you shit? I'd go a came because you know you'd be able to be able to like like account for that. You're like oh boy, I got a shit. Okay, I'll just get some towel.
Some paper towels ready in front of my cock. I've got a friend that kind of has a problem with that. He's got like a shit fetish. Is it the same? Is it the same one that was not? He's got a problem with what?
You know what? Maybe a different topic. We'll save that one for one that's not the Christmas episode. So I've never actually seen Fight Club. You never actually seen. No, no, it's a great movie. I was gonna watch it because you it's about rejecting modernity and going back to like what makes a man a man. You know what I'm saying? And then it goes into domestic terrorism, but the first part's kind of good.
Essentially, it's about people fighting each other for fun or money. Do they fight for money? No, no, it's it's fighting to take back your masculinity because like that's the whole thing is that like society has made men pussies and like everything like our comforts are comfy beds are fucking fast food like fucking just like you know, buying a fucking table off of Amazon like back then it was like whatever like from Ikea and shit.
But like the whole thing is about like, you know, just say fuck you to like the way that the world wants you to be like like the world is actively trying to make men less manly like it's actively like going out of its way to make men like not be men anymore. Like that's the kind of whole theme like that the movie.
Yeah, and there's like there's more of an undertone to where it's also about like not having like people need a task and they need a mission in life. Yeah. And like if you don't have one, it's not it's not about being comfortable. It's about having a mission. You know, yeah, because I kind of and how comfort.
Yeah, yeah, and how comfort will like actively make you a worse person like make you miserable. Yeah, comfort makes you miserable. Like that's kind of like the way that like I kind of see things because like the reason why I'm still like actually in EMS is because I like the struggle.
I like the like, you know, like going through the shit because like I feel like if I wasn't going through fucking unbelievable like awful shit all the time like I really want to feel like like if I do do into the fucking desk job I'd fucking put a bullet my fucking head.
Yeah, you just got bored.
Yeah, and there's, I think there's a balance, you know, it's, it's, you need a little bit of both. Yeah, you need order and chaos, you know, because I can tell you working a desk job has downsides and working EMS has its downsides.
And it's like, you know, you gotta choose which one choose or like find a happy medium, something, something that's got a little bit of both, you know, a little bit of order and a little bit of chaos.
So you think we could have a flight fight club episode where we all fight each other in my basement. I do it.
I would. The thing is, is that I would destroy all you could do tournament style. Well, maybe you ever do like karate or fucking taekwondo bro bro.
Look at me.
I'm a karate master.
He's fucking Cobra Kai. You see him fucking strike hard strike first. No mercy.
I feel sorry for you. Yeah, bro. Well, the tournament style will have will have the lightweights Tyler and Dan.
I got a first round.
All right. So we'll make this so we don't we don't actually get hurt.
What we'll do is it'll just be fun.
We'll take our arms and we'll tie them back. So it's just our elbows. Oh yeah, that's definitely better.
So it's just an album. We're just the elbow each other.
Yeah. And then tie up your legs to oh, gimp fighting.
The crab fight club. No, we got a crab walk.
I said I want to fucking fight somebody in the ring. I want to fucking like actually get like a boxing like thing going like actually get like your weight to a certain thing and like fucking actually fight somebody in a regulated
ring. Like I want to get that fucking going again because I missed doing that.
Let's let's start like a wrestling league fucking WWE WWE in case I don't know.
This is a go ahead.
Now you're wrestling episode. Do we each have outfits and personality. I call the I call the macho man Tyler Lee.
Oh, really? Oh, yeah, brother. It's me.
Macho man Tyler Lee. I'm going to fucking elbow drop you to the next dimension, brother.
You're going to see this.
I'm going to see this.
So I think if we did like a tournament style, so say you started off the first round you versus Dan and I think I think Tyler would come away with the one on that one by like a small more small margin.
Yeah, I think I think you would definitely win. And then me me versus Ali Mac. What do you think we're going to I Mac would lose because he's a pussy.
I punched him in the face. He is blackout drunk and I sobered up Ali Mac would lose because he wouldn't show up.
I would I forfeit that I have to type fight Tyler in the finals and I punched you in the fucking ribs at fucking emo night and you were out of commission for like fucking well.
That's just because I got a bad back.
It also that hurt. So
what's that? What would your pro wrestler name be?
The the large come the solar plexus clown glider. I don't know. I would be able to pull off a win though. I think we just beat the shit out of each other and we both be like fucking bad.
Who's taller? He's taller by about two three inches. Yeah, but I'm a lot crazier.
Oh you versus him. Oh yeah. He probably fucking stab me. I've been stabbed three times. Okay.
Do they stab each other and fight clever? There's punch each other. Dude. It's fist the cuffs my guy. It's Brad Pitt punching other dudes.
No, no, no male who loves mail kind of action thing going on. No homo. No Brad Pitt body in that movie. It was fucking shredded.
He was like perfect. It wasn't like specimen. It wasn't like like the bulky fucking threat like he was like workman shredded like he was like yeah like he was like actual shredded without like steroid use like type of shredded.
He was like he was like lean with enough muscle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dude. That's like the ideal like that's how I want to fucking look.
I got to start an actual fight club and just punch people. I got a I got a punching bag. So do I. I started using some gloves.
But dude yeah I'll showcase the picture of Brad Pitt and Fight Club like he's fucking like shredded. Yeah. Look at that shit. Oh yeah. Show it to show it to the camera.
Yeah. Yeah. That's awesome. Looks like Wolverine kind of a little bit. So my girlfriend was going through Facebook and she sent me this picture that she found on the Facebook marketplace.
It's a Barney costume for $200. That's a good deal. I would buy it.
He looks like you don't look like Barney. He looks like one of those things from what's that game that horror game which one of Friday's yeah yeah yeah. What was it. Five nights at Freddy's. Yeah yeah.
Oh yeah. We have that in VR. You should download it. Yeah I've tried it. It's pretty I don't know I just I like the first chapter. I didn't really get into it but yeah it's scary. Yeah.
I like survival horror horror games like Resident Evil especially in VR.
Look at what is he doing. Dude actually that's fucking weird. You see the do you see the this is the fucking infrared light that's coming off. That's fucking weird. I don't like that infrared off what
this phone. Yeah. Watch watch when I do this and you look into the camera and you can see it. Look at that. Look at the fucking infrared light. That's fucking weird. It's the facial recognition thing. Is it. I learned from Ghost Adventures that mirrors are actually portals into the other dimension.
Are they. So I'm going to talk about that like mirrors in dark rooms always give me the worst feeling you know. It's cool because you don't like looking at yourself. No it's not that because you can't fucking see yourself Casey and you don't like.
You don't like looking at something that's not really there. Did you know that if you look into a dark mirror for long enough your face will start morphing like if you don't move and you stare at the mirror and nothing else you're going to start like seeing fucking weird shit in the mirror.
That's just a psychological gimmick. What. That's always a horror movie gimmick. That's not even like a thing. It's like an actual psychological thing like because your brain is going to try to find patterns in the darkness because like human brains are meant to find patterns especially in things that there's no fucking pattern in.
So your face actually might change to a different face if you look at the mirror for long enough in like a dark atmosphere like if your brain can't make an actual pattern it's going to like make its own pattern.
Yeah. Well that's kind of like shows you how much the mind can do.
It can just make up things of when things aren't actually there kind of like religion. Oh shut the fuck up bro. You don't have self-centered it is to be a believer in something.
Dude you are so fucking cringe. Dude Casey is cringe. I am the giga Chad like that's just how things are.
Bro the human brain is just trying to search for meaning and everything. Well mosquitoes have forty seven teeth. No. Why do they need teeth. They drink blood. That's the fucking thing that I was that seems like a waste of teeth. It is a waste of teeth.
I think it was like there for evolutionary sit back when they were sharks. Yeah. Whatever the fuck. But yeah I think the brain the human brain is just a computer that is trying to predict the future based on past experience and present state.
Yeah I was watching the interview Neil Neil deGrasse Tyson was a fucking asshole. I hate that guy. You don't like that guy. I think he's a fucking douchebag. He was on Joe Rogan. He's so fucking pretentious. Yes. Yes. He's right. I was right. I know I'm right.
Tyler's finally right about something. Fuck you. Joe Rogan was. No but he's absolutely right. He's a douchebag because he said one aliens don't exist and two he went and changed his stance on it and said they do. Also he's one of those guys that's just like if you believe in God you're a fucking retard.
I have a very high IQ and I watch Rick and Morty so I'm smarter than you. I don't like he's a real piece of shit and I hope he burns in hell with him and fucking him.
I just like him that much him Carl Sagan and fucking the retard in the wheelchair with the fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Steven Hawking now we've only got another month to use that our word. Yeah. 23 23.
It gets retired in a couple of weeks. Yeah. But fucking him Steven Hawking and Carl Sagan are all in fucking hell because they think that they're better than God. Fuck Carl Sagan.
Yeah. Do you think Connie is going to get canceled. He already is.
He's like he's below like people so watch him though if there is like a sub basement he's below the sub base he's in the fallout actually I could barely find that interview on YouTube like anything with Alex Jones or Kanye.
Well especially them together. I couldn't find that shit on YouTube.
Dude I can't believe that shit is so funny. The black suit. The fucking mask. They're like already censoring it from Twitter Facebook YouTube like anything that has to do with either of them.
Well I have a lot of supremacist from Reddit. Hitler was a pretty good guy. Yeah. Once you start saying I kind of like Hitler.
No I didn't. He's like I love Hitler. Oh my God. Yeah. Well that's the end of Kanye. Bye bye.
All right. I'm going to I'm going to pee. You know take a break. Sure. No just bring the camera with you.
Bring my lights up. See what Casey's working with.
I like.
Welcome to fuck back. Fuck you. I'm fucking real tired so we're going to fucking end this pretty soon.
All right. Well Dan's not back but happy happy Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
Happy New Year in twenty twenty three the on top of the podcast is going to hit one hundred thousand subscribers.
God only knows we're going to we're going to be big this year. This is what we make it big this year. We're making it fucking huge.
OK. He's back here. Let me get Dan in here. Oh there he is. Damn dude we're fucking good.
He's on Oculus. Fuck your Oculus man. I guess me and Dan can keep going. I could get back to my house and I could do it from from my house too.
If you guys are still talking. Yeah. Yeah I'm going to. I'll drive home because the roads are going to be fucking garbage.
But if you guys are still on this fucking call I'll join up when I get back. We should try and figure out how to make it work from Oculus.
Like we get if I get back and we're still doing this shit or we could pause it until I get back and I could fucking hook up my Oculus and see if we can do some shit.
I want to try and figure it out Casey while he drives home. Yeah. Yeah. I'll be back.
Because then if we're all in separate places too there won't be any echo. Yeah. And then we can find like a room.
We got to figure out how we would record it though. Is the other thing.
Well we wouldn't be able to see the video just like hear us talking. We can record the sound.
Record us talking. Yeah. It'll just be mostly for us.
Well I have to describe what we're seeing to the explain VR to the listeners.
Oh yeah we're live by the way. The Christmas VR episode. Holy fuck I'm going to burn myself with incense.
With some incense bro.
Let me see what we can do. Well when he gets home we'll get back on. Yeah.
Let me see what Apple can do. I'll join up on my computer when I get back.
And I'll hook up like an actual mic. My microphone.
God bless. I'll be back you fucking retards. Yeah. Three weeks to use that word.
All right. We're back and we're in the metaverse. Me and Dan guys.
Tyler's coming. So we're in the fucking Oculus fucking VR chat.
Tell us about what VR chat. Tell her. Yeah. Basically just.
It's just like a virtual reality place where you can hang out.
This is this is how Mark Zuckerberg wants everybody to live.
He thinks he's going to be king of the metaverse. Yeah.
Like different worlds. We honestly shouldn't be supporting this totalitarianism but we are because it's convenient.
Isn't that how it usually happens. Yeah it's like anything with capitalism.
It's just like you slowly accept that we have to convenient to fight that it's too convenient.
Yeah. No. Well when I was at the mall yesterday with these like thousands of people doing Christmas shopping
and you know everybody's all stressed about getting like giving gifts and the Christmas season stuff.
But it just makes you think about like what is the point of us going through this every year or every day to live in like this kind of a society when I don't know.
I think it would be better to live like your friend in the woods sometimes.
Well there's a it's just like the thing between atheism and and spirituality.
Like there's a happy medium. Yeah.
You can take it to an extreme of either thing because some people it's like they think that because they have the latest and greatest thing that their life is complete.
And then they just become more and more miserable.
But you know there's a lot of things that like yes there's a lot of things in capitalism that do make me happy.
You know but I think there's there's a happy medium.
I would just be happy with I would just be happy with socialism.
Man you say that you got to eat your dog.
You have to eat your own dog eat someone else's dog like trade dogs. Well yeah then you don't have to like go and eat your own dog.
Well if I had to eat a coyote I would still be bummed out about it. Yeah.
But so we're in a VR chat and they have like worlds for everything and they have like worlds for like the most random shit.
We're in the fucking Twin Pines Mall from back to the future. They have this whole world that's like it's like there's a sign that says one twenty four a.m.
And there's like this there's like JCPenney but it's called JP Penny JP Penny.
And what's that says rhubarb by since I don't know what that is but the DeLorean's here.
Are they trying to get copyrighted by JCPenney. Yeah there's a box of plutonium here.
There's that that box truck doesn't the DeLorean yet. DeLorean comes out of the back of this right.
Yeah. So they have avatars of of Doc and Marty.
Yeah. So you can basically put on whatever whatever character you want.
Like I've got like tell me what this one is Casey. I'm going to change into an avatar and you tell me you describe this avatar to the viewers.
Oh is this is this Tyler. Where. Oh no. Who is this. Somebody's here.
Hello. So yeah though you're just random people like walking around.
So somebody just somebody just showed up. Time Master 131. That's pretty scary.
Are you talking in the. You're talking to other people in the game.
You know I guess we're not in a party so you wouldn't be in party chat. He's so this motherfucker came in and stole our fucking DeLorean.
Who do you think you are. Bro what happened. This guy just came and stole the DeLorean and he's got all got coming back.
This is it'd be cool if like I don't know if that happens but if if you went once you got in the DeLorean if you like could go to 1955 or something.
That would be awesome to the dance. The freaky thing about what just happened is that the guy's name was Time Master.
What the heck just happened. Oh he took off. But he was he was the Time Master. Nobody ever comes to this world.
Nobody knows about it. But but this one guy just showed up named Time Master. And he just stole the DeLorean and left.
That was weird. So they got Avatar for Marty and Doc. What's this one you like an avatar of the DeLorean. You can be the fuck.
We'll be we duck. So how do we get the DeLorean back. I do. I think we have to like reload the world. Oh no. Back here he comes again.
Do you see it. I see it. The door back again. Oh do you see the door in the. Oh yeah. OK. We're good.
Do stop taking. Tell this dude to stop steal our DeLorean. This guy's freaking me out. Can he hear you. He's a time master.
I don't know. But he's like. Freaking out. Do you hear me. He's got like this weird beak mask on.
You know dude your time master you hear me dude.
Yeah anyway so how far away does Tyler live. Oh like 15 minutes. Oh OK. So he'll be. I'll be home relatively soon.
Yeah.
Let's say. Oh yeah. So there's some other like fucking weird worlds that we have to go to. One of them is called piss church.
Oh no. Funny funny story about that. I I adopted a cat and the place where they had all these cats just smelled like cat piss.
Yeah I always refer to that place now as Pish Church because it just reeked of piss so bad.
I'm going to start doing that with like patients rooms. And so yeah I said to my girlfriend I'm like yeah oh yeah.
You got to take her back to Pish Church to get her shots.
Let's. I'm going to get in the door and see what's cooking here. Yeah let me get in to see if I can get in the passenger side.
Sit. Can we both sit in it. Oh shit. This is going to make me so nauseous by the way. Is it. Yeah.
How do I fucking go. There we go. All right I'm in the passenger seat. We're in the DeLorean.
The time master is on the herd. This guy's following us now. The random dude is yeah.
Oh hold on. Sorry. So how do I start it.
Here maybe you hit the. I saw something for time circuits. Is this it.
Time circuits. Time circuits on.
We're trying to turn. Currently we're trying to turn the time circuits on.
Oh I get like a pop up that says time circuits on but it doesn't really do anything.
I wish the time master would come help.
But you're just sitting over there watching. The fucking time master.
Dude you know what the weird thing is I'm like sitting in a.
In this cockpit that I have. Yeah. So it's like I'm actually in a car seat and this is like it feels too real.
Yeah. VR VR feels like sometimes like you know it's not real. It's just like so amazing how.
You can like trick your brain. Yeah.
Right here. Let me see here. Maybe if you try it.
Try and hit the time circuit. Where's that.
In the center. Oh.
I can't like look. I can't like look at it.
Yeah I can't I can't like see it and I also can't get out of the car so.
All right. Let me open the door back up.
And.
Let's see here. Yeah I can't move at all.
Oh no I got out.
Oh what time master wants to get in now. He's trying to hijack or deloran again.
Time circuits on.
Maybe the time master could help us out.
But he's being pretty useless.
I'm sure Tyler will know how to.
Start the DeLorean.
I think the time master left.
You know what I think that guy was.
What.
I think he was the guy who maybe created this.
Oh me and Tyler one time we went to this like church. It was like a.
It was like a real like a replica of a real church or something like a cathedral and we went in the basement.
There's nobody else there and this fucking this guy.
You're breaking up.
Oh shit. Tyler's here.
Hello.
Oh.
My my Oculus is dead as shit.
All right let it charge up bro. And then you got to come.
Where the fuck are you guys.
We're at Twin Pines Mall.
Yeah at Twin Pines Mall.
So some guy named the time master just came.
The time master.
The time time master.
Oh the time master.
Yeah.
He knew we were here somehow.
He just.
Dude it was weird because nobody ever comes to this world.
No but we were.
What's this find it one day.
Yeah.
Just searching random worlds I found it.
Weird.
Yeah but this dude at the like this like church cathedral place.
You like came out of nowhere.
Remember that we were playing VR chat.
And the dude. Oh yeah dude he's fucking.
That was spooky man.
So what happened.
Dude that looks like.
What do you look like like a cartoon character with like a weird face.
That's a fucking scary ass guy.
So came out of nowhere and like scared the shit out of us.
Yeah.
Some some like cathedral or something and some dude just like came out of nowhere and made a really weird noise.
But he was a player.
Yeah player but it seemed like like a like a plant or like a what do you call it.
MPC.
Yeah.
It was in the basement of the fucking one place.
Just VR chats like it's like the dark web of like like VR.
Yeah.
Maybe not the dark web but the gray web the great.
It's like the four channel VR.
Right.
Yeah.
And what's the other one.
Horizon worlds.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
That's just corporate bullshit.
That's like face.
Oh.
Horizon world.
Fucking sucks.
Fuck.
I also got a band on that.
I told you the story.
I got the end right.
I think I told it on here.
Yeah.
Yeah you did.
Yeah.
And now like when you log into your.
So I didn't realize that the avatar you make for Horizon worlds is like your avatar for
your Oculus.
So I made this like creepy looking bald guy that I was telling you guys.
So now when you log into your Oculus there's like a mirror that shows you what you look
like.
And all I see every time I log in is this fat bald guy.
This Italian looking bald guy.
I'm going to be.
Oh where's my.
The dip.
Dip.
This is the real reason I went home.
Lip.
And I only had one left.
That's great.
Wonderful.
All right.
Hold on a second.
Do you hear do you hear the angel acquire.
Is that is that Jesus.
Hello Casey you're wrong.
See obviously you're wrong.
I met him.
He's is Jesus.
He's right here.
Is that what that bright light is.
Yes Jesus.
He walked right in.
Do you have anything to say that do you have anything to say to Casey.
Yeah Casey you're being a real piece of shit.
That's what I always thought Jesus sounded like.
Yeah it just sounds like me using a voice changer it's weird.
Was that what.
No that was just me.
Oh.
Is natural light better do you think the artificial lights better.
That's good.
I don't know if I've ever tried a natural light.
Like Natty daddy's natural light.
I'll go with natural light just because of daddy daddy's.
I don't know if I've ever tried a natural light.
I don't know.
I read the funniest review for daddy daddy's one time I have to find it.
It was on like a beer review.
It was on this like craft beer review site.
One of those and somebody reviewed daddy daddy fucking craft beer.
Yeah.
It was like the shit that I had after I after I drink Natty daddy's like the diarrhea that I had was like 10 out of 10.
That's awesome.
Like 10 out of 10 for diarrhea mouth feel zero.
Like it's like it's a fine one.
Yeah I used to drink this stuff called Big Bear malt liquor.
That sounds terrible.
Dude it was actually delicious.
I used to I used to come home from work.
I worked in a warehouse and I would.
Was this free or post running away from the police.
This was like two years after that.
So I would literally come home at like 11 o'clock at night and play Grand Theft Auto until the sun came up and just drink Big Bear malt liquor.
And then I was like 21 22.
And dude that was like the life.
Just like no responsibility just like just drink until the sun came up falling asleep until 3 in the afternoon going to work getting out doing the same thing all over again.
Dude I got like I just tried grain alcohol for the first time today and it was a fucking travesty.
Dude that stuff is disgusting.
It is fucking poison.
It literally feels like you're drinking fucking rubbing alcohol.
Yeah it's got higher alcohol.
Higher alcohol content than rubbing alcohol.
Yeah it's terrifying.
Yeah so how does it work.
It's 90 90.
No 180 proof is 90 percent alcohol.
It was 95 percent alcohol.
So it's 100 that's 200 proof right.
I thought it was I thought it was double whatever it is of what proof is double whatever the everclear is like 90 97 percent or something.
It'd be like a hundred and 90.
Yeah that's fucking crazy.
No do you say it was 95.
Yeah yes yeah so it's not 190.
Dude that's that's crazy. That's just what do you need that much alcohol for.
I don't know.
And it takes like so little to get drunk off of.
Like my mom was making like things for like moonshine for like a Christmas gift like like the apple cider moonsign shit.
And there's just a bottle of grain alcohol that likes you'd cook down into it.
But like I always want to see how it tastes.
It was fucking terrible.
Yeah it's nasty.
Yeah I remember my one friend was like it's kind of weird thinking back to it.
He was like my age and I was underage and he would give me that stuff.
It's just poison man.
Dude I can't imagine giving somebody who is underage grain alcohol.
I'm thankful for that my friends did that for me when I was you know 20 years old.
But I can't I would never do that for a 20 year old now.
Oh absolutely not.
That's like I don't know.
It's a little ridiculous.
But they actually got.
Are you able to.
Are you recording both of us too at the same time.
Yeah.
I'm just recording the audio from the computer.
So it's called proof because they used to shoot it out of the barrel of a gun.
Yeah.
If it made a flame when they shot it then that was proof that it was alcohol.
So that's awesome.
Yeah.
Because like I spoke I put a little bit on the counter and lit on fire and that shit lit on fire.
So oh yeah.
Yeah.
That's just poison.
Yeah it's pretty pretty bad.
That's like the closest I've probably ever been to death from drinking alcohol was from grain alcohol.
I think he's done.
I just finished up painting this motherfucker.
What is that.
Well figure that I painted.
Dude I honestly thought you were packing a bowl.
I had no idea what you were doing.
No no.
And I'm like that doesn't seem like Tyler.
No I was finishing painting up this guy.
Every single little thing on here I painted them.
Is that a wizard.
No it's a space marine medic.
Space marine medic.
Yeah I also got a.
What in the wackers wet dreams is that.
I got this guy here.
It's like space marine fighter guy.
Where do you get these.
The Warhammer store in Clifton Park.
Warhammer.
It's basically like a Dungeons and Dragons that you play with like these little guys which you have to actively paint them and shit.
Like they start off looking like.
Like this.
Just gray.
And they end up looking like that.
I painted all this hand painted it.
And who do you who do you play this with.
Random people at the store my girlfriends you know stuff like that.
She she sounds pretty chill.
She'll play Dungeons and Dragons with you.
It's Warhammer.
She uses a she didn't paint this one yet but this is the.
It's basically battle nuns that she uses like nuns with flamethrowers.
Pretty sick.
Damn.
I kind of girl you know.
Fucking awesome.
Yeah but these things are a fucking nightmare to paint.
Yeah.
Like every single little detail on him I paint with a paintbrush there.
Oh yeah.
Wow.
I had to take a few hours.
Yes took four hours.
Holy shit.
I like the end result though.
Plus when you get like 50 these guys on the table at the same time it looks fucking awesome.
Yeah.
It's a lot of work.
A lot of hard work.
Yeah.
Warhammer.
I recommend it.
And there's a whole community into this.
Oh yeah.
It's a big thing.
Super nerdy but I like it.
What's the name of the store.
It's literally just Warhammer Clifton Park.
Dude that's all they sell.
But a set of these guys like 50 bucks to get like you know five guys.
They're not cheap.
I'm actually I'm getting a little robot guy who's about yay big that I'm going to have to hand paint.
It's going to be pretty cool.
I also have World War Two versions of these guys.
I painted this tank here.
And then I also got a German tank that I painted.
Damn.
That's awesome.
I'm pretty good painting.
Dude I like those model cars you put together.
Did you have to put those tanks together?
Yeah I had to put like also these guys too.
Every single like arm and hand instead I had to glue together too.
Oh shit.
They're fun.
I got a whole bunch of random knickknacks on this table.
I got I got her Brooks from the miracle on ice.
What is the miracle on ice.
Oh boy.
You don't know about the mirror on ice.
Fuck off.
Oh boy.
The miracle on the miracle on ice was a was a very important hockey game.
It's fucking stupid.
It's a stupid fucking joke.
The United States beat the Russians four to three in 1980 in the United States
Olympic also known as miracle on ice.
It was in Lake Placid New York.
Well what I'm going to say I don't know.
I feel like the United States has to have some better come ups than something that
happened 40 years ago.
Exactly greatest things that ever happened to the United States.
Forty two years ago.
What's the greatest thing that ever happened in your country.
Hockey game.
What's that.
What's the greatest thing that ever happened in your country.
A hockey game.
The miracle on ice.
My girlfriend went to Lake Placid last week.
It's a nice place.
She said it's not it's nice but it's just like nothing going on.
Yeah.
That's a good thing.
I went to Saranac and they had like this shitty restaurant called like the Red Fox
or something.
It was you know subpar food and it was a blizzard out.
So like driving back to the hotel was a fucking nightmare.
It was about as bad as driving home today.
You're like you were right like we should just fucking stay at home and did this in
the first place.
Yeah the roads got pretty bad.
Like they didn't even fucking plow like I was going through like at least a half inch
of snow just gone in it.
Dude I straight up did like a 360 on the way home.
You know it's crazy.
Well good thing you have a Subaru.
Oh yeah.
You're talking about those lights on your phone.
Yeah.
And when I put the Oculus on I realized that the AirPods have that too.
The AirPods have the lasers too.
Yeah look at.
Oh no shit.
Let me see if my headphones have that.
Isn't that weird.
Because I have like the same like little little thing there.
Let me see.
Let me see if I have that.
Oh they do.
That's fucking weird.
Dude I like what.
Why.
I think this maybe before like you know when you put your earphone in when you take it
out it knows that you took it out.
Yeah.
It might be like a light sensor on there.
So like when you take it.
Yeah.
That's weird.
Yeah.
I was wondering.
I see.
I always thought that it was like this little metal tab at the bottom makes contact with
the phone or something.
It's that thing.
Yeah.
So it can tell you that's crazy.
Yeah.
Because it's not.
Well.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
You're right.
Yeah.
You know that maybe we could like if we did the podcast like this we could actually have
it like video too so they could actually see us talking.
Yeah.
I don't know what's going on with Casey.
Is he still.
Yeah.
Casey's like been like Casey's been like still for the last like 15 minutes.
Now he's all blurry.
Oh man.
No I'm just fucking.
I'm just fucking exhausted.
This is my like this is my shit kicker laptop that I'm using.
It has a pretty decent camera though.
Yeah.
It looks good on this one.
Yeah.
It's like a pretty pretty decent like camera image like I was expecting this to like look
like a fucking like Nokia phone but like it's not a bad.
It looks good.
And like.
It's real good.
This fucking shitty microphone that I've had for like fucking 10 years.
Let me see it.
It's a Tonar.
Wow.
It looks decent though.
I paid fucking 30 bucks for it.
Yeah.
I feel like that's the one thing that might like doing the podcast over messenger or over.
Well the auto the audio quality is going to be.
Audio quality a lot worse but yeah it's like fine for sometimes.
Yeah.
Like if like we like like if we're like not able to make it or something like we could
do something like this.
Yeah.
Emergency.
Yeah.
Like I think because I also think it like goes off better in person because like when
we're playing off like each other's like energy like in person like it's a different feel
you know.
Right.
Like 90 percent of language is body language.
But like that's the thing that I like about this because like you can actually see see
what I'm doing.
Right.
Yeah.
So yeah.
Fuck man.
There's a fucking whole bunch of shit.
Do you see the fucking like Putin's going into surgery because he fell down the stairs
and shit himself.
That actually happened.
Yeah.
Like let me fucking look at it.
It's like can you imagine getting to the end of your life and all you want to do is start
a nuclear war and die and you just want to leave on like that and then you fall down
the stairs and shit your pants.
That's almost as bad as Biden when you went to see the royal family.
Did you hear about that.
No I didn't.
Do they said that Biden like ripped ass 30 seconds straight and it just kept going and
it was so awkward in front of the whole royal family.
I want to see the video that we can watch.
We can watch something together.
Oh that's fucking sick.
Ring!
Dang man.
Yeah.
Look at this.
Shit.
Cutscene.
This video is made and it also has the bestな
I wonder how high this man's blood pressure is.
Dude, that's awesome.
That's enough of that.
All right.
I wonder how-
You've done that with the Kanye video.
Yeah.
I wonder how high that man's blood pressure is.
Oh, dude.
He's not going to live with that one.
He's an alcoholic.
Oh, yeah.
And knowing the shit he knows.
Oh, yeah.
He's probably ready to check out.
He's going to get killed, bro.
Dude, watch him die, and then it comes out that Sandy Hook was a hoax.
He's fucking hell-never-
That is not an official stance of the Untitled podcast.
We don't want to get cancer before we start.
We're already cancer.
Episode 13.
All right.
There's a lot of stuff, huh?
Like German Bierstein?
Oh, yeah.
I think we're going to go to sleep, actually, because I'm fucking exhausted.
Did you drink out of that like a pirate?
Like a German.
Like a German?
Oh, yeah.
That's right.
Deutschland.
I'll give you your Chinese last name.
All right.
It's actually German.
I got the German version, the L-E-E, because L-I is the Chinese version.
I don't know.
I've seen some Chinese people with the last name L-E-E.
Yeah, because that's what they got when they came over.
Bruce Lee?
You can go over the microphone.
Yeah, I'll just show you there.
So you're on your computer now?
I'm on my laptop that I had at the...like the one that I always bring to Casey's house.
Oh, yeah.
My actual PC isn't even on right now.
Damn, that's what I should be using, is the laptop.
My actual PC I don't have a camera for, so that's what I'm using this for.
Yeah, me neither.
That's a nice toy.
Ooh.
That puppy.
Yeah, I got an HP Omen.
Oh, yeah.
Those are pretty good.
Yeah.
It was like my first actual PC.
Ooh.
Oh, yeah.
What graphics card is that?
It's an RTX 3070.
I don't even know what mine is anymore.
I'm trying to upgrade to a 3090.
Yeah.
And I can get a 3090.
That's like the bare minimum for flight simulator.
Dude, go to MetaPCs.
MetaPCs has almost all the parts in stock.
They're also vendor-made.
I mean, I literally just...I just built that.
That's like six months...not even six months old.
Yeah, probably six months old.
I've had this for fucking good two and a half years now, so upgrading the graphics card
to 3090 shouldn't be too bad.
See, I gotta see how much a 3090 is now, now that the 40 series came out.
Yeah, maybe they dropped.
And you can run like two of them at once if you really want to.
Let's see.
The 3090.
3090.
Yikes.
That's still $1,700.
Fuck that.
Ready with mine?
No.
Fuck that.
Mine's listed...it's supposed to be $600, and I paid $1,000 for it.
Christ.
So the 3090 is probably listed at like $1,200 or $1,000.
I would imagine.
That's on Amazon, and Amazon always jacks up the prices.
Yeah.
Actually, I think I did buy mine on Amazon.
I'm happy with it.
It does the trick.
At that point, I might as well just buy an entire new thing, because you can get an entire
PC with a 3090 in it for like $3,000 instead of that.
It's fucking like three times the computer that I have currently.
My computer struggles to run some games.
Like Cyberpunk, when I run on this, it's fucking...I have to do it on medium to highs that are
super ultra with ray tracing.
If I turn ray tracing on any game, my computer will fucking explode.
Well do you have a ray tracing card or not?
No.
Yeah.
So I mean, it wouldn't be able to do it anyway.
I kind of want to try Cyberpunk just to see...not because I want to play the game, but just
because I want to see how it would do with the graphics.
Cyberpunk the game is actually really fucking fun.
People ragged on it when it first came out, but most of the glitches are fixed up, and
if your computer can handle it, it's a fucking fantastic game.
Or you can just get a console.
From what I've heard, it's really fucking weird.
There's like trannies and shit in the game.
It's a Cyberpunk game, dude.
Cyberpunk is a weird fucking genre.
It's dark, it's gritty, it's hypersexual, hyperviolent, hypergratuitous, everything.
Wait, can you hear me?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Oh, I guess I was muted.
Oh, you were?
Yeah.
But that's just the whole genre of Cyberpunk is fucking that.
It's just hyper...it's everything boosted up to fucking 14.
Definitely not a game.
Casey looks...
Catatonic.
Dude.
No, I'm just exhausted.
I've been up since 4.
I think I'm going to go to sleep.
We should do the VRChat thing, if anybody can, sometime this week.
You want to do VRChat sometime this week?
Yeah.
Wednesday or Thursday I can do it.
I can't Friday or Saturday because I'm going on vacation.
Yeah, shit.
Yeah, I'm working Wednesday through Friday.
That sucks.
Yeah.
Dude, you look so tired, Casey.
I've been up since 4.
I haven't been sleeping because I got the flu.
Oh, you got sick?
Yeah.
I had the flu all week.
Because I went to sleep at 8 last night and I woke up at...I set an alarm for 10 and I
fucking woke up at 3 a.m. and I haven't been able to go back to sleep until...I'm fucking
tired now.
Yeah.
Dude, honestly, getting your sleep schedule on point is so important.
Feels so good.
It sucks because I have two night shifts in a row.
I have Monday and Tuesday I work 6 to 6, 6P to 6A.
And Saturday I work 6A to 6P so it literally...I can never get an actual sleep schedule going
because I always have to just keep flipping back and forth.
Yeah.
Fucks.
I mean, waking up...Dude, I love waking up before the sun comes up.
I hate it.
And just getting that rhythm.
I would rather wake up at 3 p.m. every single day.
No.
Really?
That's what I do.
I don't like...I guess it's because I'm so used to waking up at 3 p.m. every day but
like waking up at like 5 o'clock or like 430 more like so I can actually get ready for
work is just a fucking drag, man.
Like I fucking wake up at 430 and I'm like I am fucking exhausted.
Like even if I go to sleep...
What's that?
You only work night shifts?
I work two night shifts and one day shift.
I work Monday, Tuesday, 6 to 6 and I work Saturday 6 to 6 but in the a.m. to p.m.
Do you have a regular partner?
Sort of.
I work with my uncle mostly on Sundays and I work with my old paramedic instructor actually
on Monday and Tuesday.
Who's that?
Kevin.
I don't know if you know him.
Like cigars?
Love cigars.
Kevin.
I don't know.
I love cigars.
Yeah and you work with your uncle?
Yeah, I work with my uncle.
Oh, that's crazy.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
He was a Troy firefighter for like fucking Jesus Christ 26 years or something like that.
Yeah, why the hell aren't you doing that?
I've taken their tests like January.
Get on it bro before you're my age.
Dude, they're hiring 26 people.
26 people.
Holy shit.
And they're hiring EMTs and throwing them through medic school because that's how many
people they fucking need.
Damn, that's awesome.
Yeah, get on it dude.
The only thing is that it's only 37 starting but with overtime you'll be able to get to
like 50 or 60.
Yeah, I mean that's fine.
It goes up what?
At five years you'll be at like 80.
Something like that but like starting you're struggling.
Right, you're just going to have to keep working at the place you work now.
Yeah, because like I'm making more at the place I'm working than I would like in like
going over there.
Yeah.
Like I'd be taking like a $3 pay cut an hour.
Damn, that's crazy.
Yeah but I mean that's dude by the time you're 30, by the time you're my age you could be
almost halfway done.
I'm 25 now so 45 is when I could actually retire.
Yeah.
Jesus.
That's the thing like with fire it's like 20 years and you get your full retirement.
So 20 years and you're done.
And like if you want to stay in you can do it and literally I could do an entirely other
career after 45 like when I retire.
Oh bro, so you could get your pension from the fire department and then you could go
on to get a job that has a 401k and work for another 20 years and if you maxed out the
401k let me do the math for you dude.
Actually I'll just tell you.
Actually yeah let me do the math on compounding interest.
Okay so we're going to pull up a compounding interest calculator.
All right.
I was going to add the podcast before I pass out so what was I going to say?
Oh yeah we'll be back next time on with the VR episode.
The VR episode.
Twin Pines Mall.
Hey and as always take care of yourselves.
Andy Tarr.
For all we know robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as you see them.
Somewhere in China.
It's a very weird place.
I've never been to.
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Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump bump bump BEEP!
Nothing.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to
raise and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker
in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their
technology makes it about to steal some violence.
Which by the way, big brother, is the overlord kibble.
We're only living in the third dimension!
Oh snap, I'm trapped!
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit for us.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit.
He's fucking put down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it, okay?
Everybody's like, Donald Trump's the fucking word person out there.
Trump, right?
Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody's like, oh, I'm not fucking, I'm not fucking.
Everybody's like, you're saying Elon Musk is so cool.
He made a place for us.
The actual government is trying.
The actual true government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,
are actually the ones that are in charge of fucking the Holocaust.
Their politicians are paid off by the fucking government.
They're paid fucking off by the government.