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For all we know robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?

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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this

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planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking

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rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended

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episode. Where the fuck did the piermins come from? Where the fucking stonehenge come from?

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You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? Oh, they're killing, they're killing all

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already born babies and selling them to the Chinese. Aliens exist as humans. Somewhere in

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China, right, in some days. What the fuck? There are super soldiers that are at least

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nine or ten feet tall. Okay? They have bread with super soldiers.

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Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.

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I do not the dociate with parents. I do not listen to them.

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This just in on title podcast has been canceled. Also, Alex McDonald has been found alive.

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The police search has been called off. Alex McDonald found alive. Apparently he's just been working.

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Yeah, he has been. Welcome back, buddy. And also other breaking news. I will be doing

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cocaine live on my cocaine. That is not true. Keep this kid in point. For the record, that's not

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true. It's just smelling. There's no camera. It's just smelling souls.

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Got all this back again. I hate the anti Christ. I'm just gonna say it out right. Fuck the anti

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Christ. Now let's see. All right. Okay. Am I getting? All right. Here we go. So you got

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to crack it here in the middle. Yeah. And then it's gonna turn red. And you just do one of those.

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How long does it last for? About a minute, I'd say. Like it's really strong when like in the first

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like 20 seconds. Am I gonna get like, am I gonna get like a buzz off of it? You're gonna get

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like a fucking up. It just smells bad. No. Yeah. It's like a stimulant because I do have bad

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reactions with stimulants. No, so it's a thing that wakes up people. It's not a drug. It's just a

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smell. Okay. I don't know. But based off what I'm hearing, it kind of sounds like a ammonia.

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It's just a really strong ammonia. No, no. Okay. Okay. Put it up in your nose.

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Let me get that brother. Pass that toy. Oh, shit.

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Let me get that. Let me get that. Yeah, give him some.

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Oh, fuck. All right, let's see if I'm done. Wow. I spent the entire day with my girlfriend. So I'm

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probably done today. Oh my God. It's not bad. Yeah, it wakes you up. Wow.

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Dude, that's wild. You're immune to it. Oh my God. Yeah, I don't know. I used to do it when I was

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boxing all the time. Yeah, that's what it's for. Thanks for asking people if they've heard of it.

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Yeah, it's like boxers and hockey. Yeah, it's usually people say, oh, yeah, I've seen boxers of it.

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So what's been going on? Mr. McDonald. Nothing much. A lot of chronic masturbation.

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I want you guys. This is the new I saw in the news that Kanye went to Mar-a-Logo and he asked

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Trump to be his running mate. Trump screamed. He lost his fucking mind. Really? Yeah. He's like,

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get the fuck out of my house. Get the fuck out of my house. I'm like, excuse me. I do not like you.

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Get out of my house. Oh, dude, that's because Donald Trump understands like you got to be in with the

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Jews, dude. If you're going to do anything in this world, you got to be tight with the Jews.

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Like you can't do people call me. Trump just can't take someone that's more ridiculous than him.

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Yeah. Yeah, but I mean at least he's smart enough to know that you don't you don't fuck with the

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people that sign your paychecks. Yeah, but Kanye is it's just gonna be a joke just like when Trump

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ran. You know how it is. It's like, oh, let's vote for Trump because it's funny and he's a celebrity.

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I mean, I ran before to he ran over fucking Kanye just to be an asshole. I think Kanye actually

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thinks he has a chance. So we here would vote for Kanye was everybody under no circumstance.

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When I vote for him, I vote for Kanye. I would not. You weren't here for the Kanye episode.

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The Kanye Halloween special. The Kanye and the rake Halloween special. Oh, yeah. You guys ever

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heard of the Ratman? Yeah, I had. What's that? I was watching this movie VHS 94. It's like a horror

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movie. They just came out with a sequel to that. It's like 1990. Yeah, 99. Yeah. There's like a

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Ratman and it's like half rat, half man. There's like homeless people. He's at

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right. I think I saw a couple of Ratmen running around Albany today. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I feel

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like that that makes up a pretty good population of Albany actually would be Ratman. I'd say Lizard

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people to maybe goblins. Do from the Ninja Turtle. So there's a difference between goblins and

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gremlins. Like everybody just combines the two, but there's definitely a difference between

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goblins and gremlins. Goblins are more like humans. They're they're they're small humans with big

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noses and large ears and they they they are very like money driven and gremlins money driven. Yeah,

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they're money driven. Like they have like pots of golden shit that they carry on their back.

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And gremlins, on the other hand, are creatures of pure chaos. They are like more they're similar

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to goblins in like body. But instead of being skin, it's like scaly. So they're like lizard.

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They're like lizard goblins. What are the what are the gnomes? The gnomes. The gnomes are they

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are like the lawful good versions of the gremlin. Like it's like they look like a spectrum. I don't

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know. There's some pretty there's some stories of so gnomes that aren't up to no good actually. So

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a gnomes gnomes to gnome good. So like if there's like a political compass like gnomes,

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gremlins, goblins and then fucking fairies. Have you ever been in bed with a goblin in bed with

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a goblin suckybiss with goblins? But dude, what if that happened? Yeah, would you ever go for it?

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Put a goblin like all of a sudden you woke up in the middle of the night and just like this invisible

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force is just like rubbing one out for you. No, no, goblins aren't invisible. Goblins are our

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physical beings. So by the way, what would you go for? So a suckybiss, right? It gets a little

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that gubbelussy. So so the so there's actually okay. Okay, we'll get into that later. By the way,

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episode five is up to hundred and ninety two downloads. Wow. Look at that. Like a hundred ninety of me.

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So I wonder why that one's so popular. So suckybiss right in a mental breakdown. I can't even remember.

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Mr. Lee's thinking about the end. Yeah, that was me. That was me screaming about something. But

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suckybiss back to your back to your thing. Suckybiss are demons that have sex with you and steal

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your sperm and then transform into a male and have sex with a woman and impregnate them with your

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child. That's an incubus, right? So a suckybiss and an incubus at the same entity, but they can switch

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genders to to fuck whoever. Yeah, yeah. Like they look like now. Yeah, like suckybiss is will turn

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into like the most beautiful woman you've ever seen. You buy and fuck you and an incubus will

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like turn like, you know, like we are the caprio and fuck to suck you. This is there any negative.

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I mean, I mean, is there any negative? You just get a fucking magnificently beautiful woman and they

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just steal your sperm and have your child with somebody else. That's not like they know it was

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your kid. I mean, no, but or they do get a DNA test and you just get you get fucked. I have a child.

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How? Because suckybiss and incubus come to you in a dream type thing. So you're like, that was a

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fucking weird ass dream. And not not normally that happens, but goblins back to goblins.

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Like a blussy goblissie. There's actually a whole fucking section of of internet shit for goblissie.

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Oh, rule 34. Yeah, if it exists, there is porn of it. The goblins are little porn of it. Yeah,

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there's part of it. Sure. There's porn of it. I mean, I can't say I'm part of it. Give me literally

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two seconds. Dan's having a realization. He's like, I thought I had the chronic masturbation

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going on before. Like women, like hot women. You told me I can get like a vanilla, vanilla,

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hot women right there took me two seconds. What that's supposed to be? That's that's some good

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blussy. That's goblin porn. Fuck is wrong with you. He didn't believe that it was a thing. There's

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look at goblin shit. All right now look up a succubus. Oh, there's probably lots for that.

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Oh, I'm back. You want some? You want some? No, yeah. Come on, bro. No, bro. No circumstance.

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God bless. Look at those. Never mind. I'm gonna hold back. What's like the motivation of the

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suck you. But see what's the point of the succubus? The pregnant somebody. Yeah, I don't know. Just

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so chaos into the world. I don't fucking know. I'm kind of offended. I haven't been visited by one of

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these entities because it means they don't want my DNA. They don't. Or maybe you're too pure a heart.

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Damn, I gotta get a little corrupted. Would you ever donate your sperm to a sperm day? No.

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What are they paying? No, 100 bucks pop. I feel like the guilt that you would feel from that

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later in life, you'd start thinking about it. Be like, man, that kid kind of looked like me. Fuck.

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Like, you know, that kind of like doubt that it would so you're gonna get one of these.

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Hello, Daniel. It's me, your son.

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Fuck right off. Get the fuck off of my property.

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Hey, is your name Dan? It's like, yeah. Do you think about all the less than

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desirable donating for money? You think the one out of 10 people, the one out of 10 are the ones

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filling up the one to get in that place. So if you have better genes, they should pay you better

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for your spurs. Yeah, like if you're taller, if that's discrimination, though, no, no, dude,

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if you're a fat motherfucker, I feel like if you go down this rabbit hole, another Hitler's going to

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come along eventually. That's only no, it's actually a pure bloodline. It's actually a

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sperm bank. So if you're blonde-headed blue eyes, your sperm is top shelf. Yeah. Yeah. And then you

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get lower like you got like, you know, dirty blonde hair and blue eyes still up there. Then you get

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brown hair, blue eyes. You're just being Hitler. No, I mean, none of those traits were even like

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the natural selection ones. I was all like, are you telling me that blonde hair is not good looking?

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I'm saying that I'm not trying to pay Aryans more to try to slowly phase off another race from the

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planet because I feel like that's so you're saying that only black people do sperm donations. I in

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what way? We should not be priority. I think it's actually interesting. Do you get to pick a race

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when you get sperm donations? No, man. You know it's weird. I think you can. I think you can

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choose actually choose the donor like they have stats on the donor and you can choose.

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Oh, I think it's wild. Yeah. It's like a fucking it's like a fucking fallout character.

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This guy is a strength of strength of six perception of three.

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Can you imagine like some, I don't know, some hood rat check? Just like having your kid.

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Like why does my kid look like Nick Cannon? Tiger Woods. Do you guys see the the Chappelle

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SNL opening? It was fucking really funny. When was this last year? No, this was like last week. Oh,

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no, I didn't. It was solid. It was solid. Yeah, they're he talks about Kanye going off the fucking

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wall. I thought he got canceled though. Chappelle can't be canceled. Now are backing off the cancel

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thing because they should. It's fucking bullshit. Well, I think more people are catching on that.

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It's like it's stupid. It's like find something else. Find another hobby hobby besides being

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offended. Does that mean we're uncanceled? Yeah, I think so. Uncanceled baby. We're back.

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No, cancel. But bring Alex Jones back on Twitter. Now we're canceling. No, I think I think I think

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Alex Jones was rightfully canceled, but it's I've heard the episodes. I do believe it's wrong

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that he's just it is kind of sus with how much money they're trying to fucking get out of him.

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They are trying to parry him so he will never come back. It's in the trillions now. I know.

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It's a ridiculous amount of and Alex Jones is still on the air doing

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brought him so much attention and so many more viewers. So Alex Jones is like a fucking dragon

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that they keep on trying to cage and he keeps on getting out and like eating children and shit.

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He'll make a good point or two. Then I'll say some shit about his school shooting or just

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something that's so far off the deep end. Everybody stops taking him seriously for a while.

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If you ever watch the Alex Jones, Joe Rogan, like podcast, the two that he did,

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there's some wild shit that he says in there that's fucking actually real, though. Like what?

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Bohemian Grove. He went super far into human animal hybrids. That's actually a real thing.

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Human animal hybrids fucking interdimensional vampires.

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Man. Damn. Do you like once you make it to interdimensional vampires? That's when

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that's when you lose me. You don't know, though. You don't know. You know, I'm not saying that.

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How do you say? How can you say here and say that, you know, for sure, I'm not saying I know

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for sure, but everything else is believable. Okay. And then you say it's like, oh, human

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animal hybrids. Okay. In my brain, that seems plausible. Like I'm just saying you better bring

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some good fucking evidence to the table. If you expect me to sit there and believe anything about

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interdimensional vampires, he comes back on the podcast and just starts fucking arguing.

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Yeah. That's what he does. So picture picture Alex Jones in 2018 was like, look, they've got

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a virus in a lab in China. They did. He said that. He said that. He fucking said that. And

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they're going to let it go in the world. He did. That's exactly what he fucking said.

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Nobody would believe it. And Alex would be over here being like, oh, no, no, I that that still

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seems plausible. It's gonna shut down the world. It's gonna shut down the world. No, there's a

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fucking there's a big difference between this fucking thing. This fucking fucking 15. Okay.

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He's gonna be a virus and they're gonna shut down the entire fucking world. And then China's

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gonna emerge as the superpower, but he didn't. He didn't think about the Chinese fucking people

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that are uprising right now. Okay. So they finish. Okay. Okay. So

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and then he's like, okay, he's talking about these motherfuckers that are in 2015. He was

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saying that the Chinese have a virus that they're gonna unleash on the world so that they can become

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the dominant superpower. There are they were that little they were releasing COVID on their own

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people so they become immune and then they would release a more powerful version on the rest of

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the world. So the rest of the world would get fucked up and they already have herd immunity.

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And he was saying that shit in 2018 and guess what that shit fucking happened.

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Okay. Yes. I need you to I need you to find that info wars.com episode.

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Okay, but I'm saying there's a difference. Now that's a conspiracy theory that I would buy into.

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Like I believe in contagion shit like that weaponized illness that that's a thing I buy into that

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interdimensional vampires. That's I'm not saying I'm not saying outright reject. I'm

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like just outright rejected. I'm just saying that it sounds skeptical off the rip. I would

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need to be provided with good evidence that to really start buying into the interdimensional

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vampire. All right. So that might just be like a simple way to describe it, right? An interdimensional

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vampire. But you know, if something actually happened, what is a vampire? It's something

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that's like, can we hear about the interdimensional vampires? Tyler, just tell me what's a vampire?

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Hold on. First of all, it's something that sucks another human's blood. Not necessarily. What if

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in what if it's more scientific than that? But that's the only way we he could describe it.

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All right. It's like saying through that large, well then you shouldn't call it. That's it's

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fucking evil. Something comes to the east side. Fucking evil. Ever since the Halduron Collider

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fucking happened, everything went fucking downhill. Papa John got canceled. COVID happened.

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It's bad because it's science. It goes against your fucking religion.

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Papa John is back with healthy ingredients. What are you talking about?

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Better pizza. Better pizza. You fucking got the pop up.

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Okay. So that's not to go super far off topic, but I'll forget about this if I don't. So, you

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know, the governor race or the Senate race in Georgia, how it's going to like a runoff right

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now, right? Herschel Walker. So Herschel Walker last week during a during like an interview

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speech thing, they started talking to him and he just goes, you know, when I was younger, I wanted

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to be a vampire. And then I looked into it and I don't want to be a vampire anymore. And then

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they he kept on going on a fucking tirate about how he doesn't want to be a vampire. His PR team's

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behind him like that guy. So he's like, so he's like, oh yeah, well, what about werewolves? He

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goes nowhere wolves. He said his newborn son was fucking ugly and his wife had bad genes.

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Kind of like this guy. Herschel Walker calls it now. He's easy. He's a straight shooter. He

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gotters and he's a black guy. Wow. Yeah. He's like a formal former NFL. He was on the Cowboys.

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Oh no, he was on the the Falcons. Yeah, that's kind of awkward. Actually, let me see what that's

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like when I think he was on the Falcons. Who's that one guy who like he was all about like he was

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all four weed and then he like fell on the ground in front of everybody on purpose, like trying

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to be funny. I don't know. You don't know that he's running for president. So he was on the Cowboys.

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He was running for president. Yeah. And the last last election, I think it was not the last one,

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the one before that. He's the independent candidate and he was all for a weed. You know,

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OJ, they down out there. How dude in an interview, he just like fell on the ground.

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And it was just like it just ruined it for him. You know,

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you know how Ford released the Bronco again. Yeah, they missed a fucking boat on that advertising

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with if they could have got OJ Simpson to advertise for them. I mean, in Rocket League,

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I bought the Ford Bronco and I call myself OJ the entire time. It was OJ and the Pope.

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Yeah. I bought a white Bronco. It's the Sasquatch package. It's pretty bad ass. I would buy it just

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for that name. The OJ package. Dude, but they definitely they definitely fucking missed the

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boat on making a fucking OJ commercial. I'm not going to necessarily say he's canceled.

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I feel like he kind of is canceled actually. OJ, he fucking murdered two people. I know,

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but his name is still like in the headlines with his opinions on canceled stuff like that.

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90 fucking four. I wonder what OJ thinks of the new Bronco. You know, he probably bought

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he probably said something on Twitter about it. He's active on Twitter.

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What the fuck turned that shit off? He's excited. Oh, God, I'm going to go.

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Everybody has everybody's having flashbacks over here.

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Just so you hear. Back to Nom. The grand OJ Simpson. Shut the fuck up.

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Fuckin hate that shit hole. Oh, God, what a world. Yeah. Have you found it yet?

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You're holding him accountable. I like the new Ford Bronco.

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Oh, no. He gave up the search for what?

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For the fucking Alex Jones. Oh, fuck. Yeah, look up that next. But the new Ford Bronco

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debuted it on OJ Simpson's birthday. No, it did. Yeah. Yeah. I like that more than a coincidence.

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For sure. That well, that must have been July 9th. Wow. OJ's like, I remember that shit on TV.

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You guys are probably that was too young. I know it was the first one that was like really

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televised though, wasn't it? Dude, I remember this fucking slackjaw bitch, this news anchor,

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just like talking out the side of her mouth. What is that? What is that TV anchors name? And I

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dude, I remember the chase on TV. That shit was hilarious. So the Pope actually drove a Ford

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Bronco at the same time that OJ Simpson did. The Pope Mobile was a Ford Bronco. No shit.

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So that's interesting. You know, OJ Simpson. I wonder what he thinks. I'm still trying to

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figure out what he thinks of the new Bronco. We should find the Alex Jones article.

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I fucking go to infowars.com. Here we go. Or did he just retroactively post something

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to infowars.com and make it seem like he no matter what I pull up, you're going to say,

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oh, he retroacted that. No, no, no, I won't. It's just I do find it a little bit sketchier

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that you're going to his site for it though. I feel like you could find a clip on YouTube.

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No, everything. Everything Alex Jones related on YouTube is fucking like often.

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That's fair enough. That's this one. Dude, she was doing that whole OJ.

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She looks like a AOC. Oh, yeah. Greta Greta Van Suster. And she was like her jaws like off to

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the side. She looked like she got her shit rocked. And she would always talk like this entire.

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I don't know. I just remember that as like a four year old kid.

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Oh, shit. You run from the goddamn cops, though. That's crazy. So many of them.

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But I just pull over, pull over to come off all of us. All of us there just pull off with them.

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That's just crazy. That's way too many.

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Killing the future. COVID madness will lead to half a billion fewer, half a million fewer

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births in the U.S. That was two years ago. I got a two fucking Chinese virus, a China virus.

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Dude, I don't know that he did say it. But if he did, that's definitely why he's getting canceled

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right now. I mean, not even Alex Jones, though, and I'm blown smoke out of my ass here because

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I wouldn't be able to find an article or anything. But I remember there was some of those kind of

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crazy where it was like there was like a COVID-19 vaccine that was like trademarked like in 2017

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through one of these companies. I can't even remember. I don't know if it was like Pfizer

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or one of them, but one of them had like a patent or something on one of their vaccines.

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And it was before the virus came out and it was called the COVID-19 vaccine.

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And everybody just sort of glossed over it like it didn't happen. Maybe he got like debunked

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as a hoax or something. But I remember it was a legit story.

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No, I think it, I don't know that it was actually called COVID-19, but there was one that was for

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SARS-CoV-2. Right? Oh yeah. No, no, you might be right. Yeah, I think that was it.

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Well, it wasn't COVID-19. It was SARS-CoV-2, which is the official name of COVID-19, right?

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Yeah. Yes. Same thing. Unbelievable. Dude, if that really happened, like the level of greed,

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it's like I'm going to get a patent on this, like despite like what everybody else says,

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there's no way they can prove it. Yeah. That's worth it. It's probably Fauci,

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because he's the only one who can get away with that.

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Fucking Fauci. Fucking Fauci.

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I hate short guys. That guy's a no. He's a no.

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You hate other short guys? Oh yeah. There's like a rivalry. Yeah. How tall is it? Let's see.

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I could probably take him. He's probably like five seven. Five foot seven. I'll kick his ass.

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Oh, it was right. How tall are you? Five foot five and one half.

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That half's real important. That's like we asked the kid how old they are, six and a half.

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Yeah. Is it exactly a half or is it three quarters? It's probably like actually just five five.

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I was wearing shoes that one time. I got to drink a lot of water, get my vertebra really

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moisturized. So apparently, Info Wars only archives back to two years.

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Now, why would he do that? That sounds like a terrible idea on his hand.

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I don't think you're going to find it there, Jamie.

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I swear, I wasn't talking out of my ass. This is true. I'm looking at the Info Wars store

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currently now. Okay. Yeah. DNA Force Plus. Okay. Well, we redact everything we said about

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it by the last three years of Info Wars from 99 99 until we are presented with evidence.

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We do not believe that Alex Jones. Alright there, Alex. Chill the fuck out. Well, I'm just saying

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if you show me evidence on the interdimensional fucking vampires, I might buy it, but I got to see

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evidence. So where you been, buddy? Well, you know, mostly mostly, mostly, you know, trying

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to bring every psychedelic out there fucking bitches, having strippers over. No, primarily just

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working. Just working. I think the first one was true. No, just cut straight to the hookers,

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dude. It was all hookers and blah. Dude, he's having a cyber Monday fucking thing.

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Wow. Pretty cool. You can get his shirt for four bucks until he sponsors us. I am not giving him

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a cent of my money. He was code on title. He should be selling his shirts for

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twenty thousand dollars pop now. He's got to take back a trillion dollars.

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Every day I look at the news. It's like Alex Jones struck with another three

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hundred million dollar bill.

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The judge orders Alex Jones to pay families the one hundred more. Oh shit.

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More dollars. Well the one thing I did want to say about how people are getting.

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I was going to be a Democrat friend but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.

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The one thing I did want to say is when it comes to. I hate Alex Jones the shirt.

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Okay I don't care about his store. No fucking. A lot of times when people sue other people

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it's they sue for like a ludicrous amount of money. So if they even get like a fraction of

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what they sued them for they're happy. So obviously it could be a little bit different

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in the Alex Jones case. But like there's a fucking poker. I'm not poker. Fucking chess

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lawsuit going on right now. This guy accused somebody else of cheating.

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By putting him for like one hundred million dollars. Yeah he put it. He put a

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you know vibrator up his ass that helped him. So that's the that's the rumor. There is no proof.

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There's no proof of it. There's no proof of it. But that's what the like it vibrates to the

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like to tell him what move to make. Who tells him. Another guy.

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Somebody is already watching a live stream or something. So the guy wasn't good at chess himself.

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No he was. But like he went up against somebody that like he was not supposed to be like somebody

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that's way fucking better than him. It was more or less just like an exhibition.

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But it's like so like a guy who's like nobody. You couldn't even bet on it.

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Am I like getting echo. Yeah I gotta hold on. So

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all right we're back. Oh man. We'll tear that shit.

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Hi Hadallah right.

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That's all I got.

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Wow.

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That was fantastic.

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Bet you didn't expect the musical guests

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on the titled podcast.

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You got one.

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I'll bring my kazoo next time.

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Oh lord.

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We're making improvements here.

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I'm alive again.

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Music now.

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God.

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So they tried to silence me like Alex Jones.

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That's why I wasn't here.

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If you could be a.

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Cleared my name and I'm back.

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If you could be a, you know, mythological

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slash cryptid creature.

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What would you be?

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My god.

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Suck you, bitch.

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Suck you.

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I just learned about it.

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Isn't that the guy one?

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Be the hat man.

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Incubation is the guy one.

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No, I'd be the suck you, bitch.

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You just fucked dudes.

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It's pretty gay, man.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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What about you?

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I'd be a vampire.

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I'd be the hat man.

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Easy.

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Damn.

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I don't know.

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Yo, God, the Bible wasn't lying, bro.

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You could be a clown glider.

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I mean, there's plenty of options here.

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You could be the rake.

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Yeah, that's not fun.

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He's the guy.

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He's a skin walker.

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You're never good to see anybody.

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I mean, you could become a skin walker.

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It's kind of like a process.

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Yeah, all right.

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So you have to like.

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The first thing you got to do is wear like a predator's clothing,

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like a wolf or like a bear.

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And then you got to go into your village.

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I thought you meant like a child predator.

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So you got to kill and wear a wolf's pelt.

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And then you got to go into your village, murder your family,

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and then eat your family, and then go out into the woods

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and starve to death.

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And you'll come back as a skin walker.

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So please explain to me the circumstances

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and what someone would want to do that.

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Like what benefit do you get by becoming a skin walker?

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Immortality, I guess.

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Why did Voldemort fucking, you know.

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You don't have to really hate your family

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and really hate yourself to be like, I'm

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going to fucking kill those motherfuckers.

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And I'm going to kill myself.

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No, but I want to live forever.

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Yeah, and eat them.

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And you know, I mean, don't get me wrong.

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That's no easy task.

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You got to kill a wolf and wear its pelt.

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Yeah.

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Because back in that, in the Native American times,

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they would never wear a predator's coat

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because they thought it was like kind of like sacrilegious

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type things.

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But they normally wore like sheep wool or whatever.

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But they would never, ever wear a wolf or a bear

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pelt or anything like that.

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I wonder how that must have felt.

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You just wake up in the wigwam one day

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and fucking buddy John over there killing his fucking family

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and ate them.

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Johnny's trying to be a skinwalker.

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God damn it.

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Motherfucker, keep your eyes out.

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Once he starves to death, we're done for.

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So what's the deal with that skinwalker ranch?

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Like, what is that?

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Oh, skinwalker ranch?

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There's a whole bunch of stuff.

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There's like aliens, ghosts.

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Yeah, it's mostly like aliens for the skinwalker ranch, right?

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It's skinwalkers, aliens, ghosts.

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It's like the trifecta.

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Yeah, like animals just randomly disappearing

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and then like reappearing weeks later.

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And then you know, like a gutted and just dismantled

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beyond repair and like a deer will just walk on two legs

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and you know, say your birthday and your full name

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and like there's a random date in the future.

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What?

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Yeah, walk away.

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No.

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Yeah.

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Like listen to your bucko.

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You're making that one up.

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No, dude.

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Like listen to your bucko.

407
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:50,920
I'm going to go grab my crossbow.

408
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,240
I'll give you your depth date, buddy.

409
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:55,520
Let me check my watch.

410
00:35:55,520 --> 00:36:00,280
She's like Tyler Lee, April 29, 1998.

411
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,960
It's January 18, 2087.

412
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,640
I'd be like, well, at least I got some time.

413
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,440
Dude, what if that's just a test of life?

414
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:16,240
Like they just want to see who's scared in the simulation

415
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:17,840
and then people who aren't scared.

416
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,720
Like you win the game.

417
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:22,720
You know, I was like, you get to escape the simulation.

418
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:25,280
I had a time where I was like having hallucinations and shit

419
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,880
like pretty regularly.

420
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:27,280
Really?

421
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,720
And like they used to.

422
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:29,680
You're not joking about that.

423
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,720
No, no.

424
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,680
And then I used to be scared of it.

425
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,440
And then I got to the point where I'm like, it's not even

426
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,400
fucking scary anymore.

427
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:36,920
It's like, oh, I'm a scary thing.

428
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:37,960
I'm going to chase after you.

429
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,080
I'm like, I don't fucking care.

430
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,240
I'm going to go eat a sandwich.

431
00:36:40,240 --> 00:36:41,440
Fuck you.

432
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,360
How many of us do you see in the room right now?

433
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:44,880
Six.

434
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:49,400
Really, though.

435
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,760
Like on the regular for like.

436
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,160
Yeah, good two years.

437
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:53,600
Really?

438
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:55,080
It was back in the old company.

439
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,480
Kind of fucked my brain up a little bit.

440
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,080
I would get.

441
00:36:58,080 --> 00:37:00,960
I would be caused by stress, like extreme stress.

442
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,880
PTSD, you know, all that shit.

443
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:04,200
Medications can do that too.

444
00:37:04,200 --> 00:37:06,960
Like when I was on Adderall, they bumped my dosage up.

445
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:11,200
And I had like it wasn't usually like distinguishable voices

446
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,080
unless you were in complete and utter silence.

447
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,600
But I'd have auditory hallucinations every single night

448
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,400
when I went to bed.

449
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,280
Did you hear in your right.

450
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,720
And you can get that easily too.

451
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:21,080
Like if you do like a high dosage of melatonin,

452
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:22,320
it'll just fuck with your head.

453
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,560
It tries to fill in the blank.

454
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,680
Which shadow people.

455
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:25,480
Yeah.

456
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,480
Typically it sounds like you're just in a food court.

457
00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:29,120
It's just overlapping noise.

458
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,640
But remember that thing I said.

459
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:33,320
What's that?

460
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:36,320
On the podcast, my my experience with auditory hallucinations

461
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:37,240
and sleep paralysis.

462
00:37:37,240 --> 00:37:37,640
Yes.

463
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,160
Sounded like I was in a cafeteria.

464
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:39,640
Yes.

465
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:41,320
And it just got louder and louder and louder.

466
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:42,760
Take a lot of melatonin that day.

467
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,120
No, no.

468
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:45,360
But it's scary.

469
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:46,640
I mean, it's the.

470
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:50,600
So what if the thing is if you do that shit,

471
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,440
it like lowers one of your barriers

472
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,280
and you can start hearing everybody's thoughts

473
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,120
around you type thing.

474
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,160
I bet some people think they can.

475
00:37:59,160 --> 00:37:59,960
I mean, maybe.

476
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:03,960
But the only thing was that like, I don't know,

477
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,320
like you're not in a cafeteria.

478
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,640
So like that's no, but like you're around a lot of people,

479
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,360
even if like you're just like in your house,

480
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:13,600
like there's people that are like all around like and shit.

481
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:15,960
What do we think the radius is?

482
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:20,560
Your detectability of how many how many people's thoughts

483
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,160
you can hear the more Melatonin.

484
00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:25,240
I had sleep paralysis one time and like I heard a bunch

485
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:27,680
of people breaking in my house.

486
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:29,120
I'm like taking shit.

487
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:33,360
And I was like, damn, this this bitch ain't wake up

488
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:34,200
for nothing.

489
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:37,800
Take everything.

490
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,160
Fuck, he ate movement.

491
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:41,360
Do you hear that?

492
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:42,200
What?

493
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,520
That was.

494
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:44,600
I think I was tired.

495
00:38:44,600 --> 00:38:48,440
Oh, I thought we were having another glitch here.

496
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:49,840
You like to make weird noises.

497
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,080
I'm hearing auditory hallucinations right now.

498
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,840
Yeah, but that's the thing with like amphetamines.

499
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,640
It's like amphetamine induced psychosis.

500
00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,440
It is a fucking problem.

501
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,280
Yeah.

502
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,240
That's all you know your problem.

503
00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:02,080
Amphetamines are really.

504
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:02,920
No.

505
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:07,760
Amphetamines benefited me when they were in lower dosages.

506
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:08,600
Yeah.

507
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,400
But like you get up to the higher dosages

508
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:11,760
and you're like a super human,

509
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,760
but like mentally like you're not even sane.

510
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:15,600
Yeah.

511
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,560
Like I was a fucking crack head

512
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,520
when I was on like a high amount of Adderall.

513
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,000
So I didn't eat.

514
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:21,840
I didn't drink.

515
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:25,360
I didn't sleep, but I was just fully one hundred percent there.

516
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:26,680
What was your dose?

517
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,960
Like 30 milligrams extended release.

518
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,760
Not really that much, but I was just sensitive to it.

519
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:32,960
That habit duty.

520
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,760
Yeah, I'm sensitive to all your dick shrivels up like inside of you.

521
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:37,440
Yeah.

522
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:37,960
Yeah.

523
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:43,720
Just like I was looking at the most toxic pages on Twitter

524
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,600
and one of them was slash meth.

525
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,880
It was all people like I have dry mouth.

526
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:50,640
How do I do?

527
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:51,560
How do I cure that?

528
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,560
Drink water.

529
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,240
I stop doing that.

530
00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:56,440
My teas are falling out.

531
00:39:56,440 --> 00:40:01,640
So what was the comment section look like on shut the fuck?

532
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:09,000
You know, people like it's like, you know, if you're on like slash

533
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,920
weed, it's like just people talking about weed, but it's like that with

534
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,160
meth and it's like that with that.

535
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,120
I figured I had a bag of heroin the other day.

536
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,240
Now there you go.

537
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:22,040
You know, on a patient along with a box cutter.

538
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,720
Oh, I would have kept the air.

539
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,360
I would have kept the box.

540
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:28,840
I would have kept the box cutter too.

541
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,080
There's two different types of people in this world.

542
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,560
I should.

543
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:35,960
It's like a red or a blue pill kind of deal.

544
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,520
You take the box cutter there.

545
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:38,960
Did you taste it?

546
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,600
Did you like the weird gone thing?

547
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:44,680
You up that's heroin.

548
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,720
I meant the box.

549
00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:49,720
Oh, yeah, I'm just.

550
00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,360
Yeah, that's a razor blade.

551
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:56,000
Oh, wow box cutters because of that one scene and breaking bad.

552
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,720
You ever watch that?

553
00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:01,520
What the scene and breaking bad where he sets the guy's throat with a

554
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,520
box cutter?

555
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,240
That should be any blade in general.

556
00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,720
Like I could cut your throat with a fucking yeah, but then he just

557
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:12,080
bleeds out and he like holds his head and you like yeah.

558
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:14,520
You never seen ISIS the caprication videos dude.

559
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,280
Well, yeah, I did actually.

560
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,800
Remember bloodshows.com back in the day.

561
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:22,560
Remember fuck the guy was like eight years old and I watched two people

562
00:41:22,560 --> 00:41:25,280
get decapitated by a chainsaw.

563
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,880
Yeah, I was just like as a child, I was just like whatever.

564
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:32,280
Oh, you want to watch a video of someone die or a pussy if you don't.

565
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,280
That's how it was brought up to me.

566
00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,200
I was peer pressured into watching a video of a brutal actual murder.

567
00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:42,880
Now, do you think that this played some role in you choosing the career that you've chosen?

568
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,880
Hell no.

569
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:48,440
Do you think that maybe you subconsciously want to relive some past trauma?

570
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:55,320
I mean, I'm not going to deny it because it's not like I would be no, no, no, I'm

571
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,200
not going off on the deep end on this one.

572
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,200
I'm not going off on the deep end.

573
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,160
We're good on this one.

574
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:07,360
But fucking no, but it was just I feel like that had to have had some effect on my psyche

575
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,360
as a kid.

576
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,720
We're not supposed to see that shit.

577
00:42:10,720 --> 00:42:15,240
I mean, sure, I was just like it's like those fucking fucked up videos you'll see on Facebook

578
00:42:15,240 --> 00:42:19,600
occasionally like some like dude in some foreign country just beating a dog to death with a

579
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:20,600
baseball bat.

580
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,600
And that's like the norm there.

581
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:23,120
What Facebook shit are you getting?

582
00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:27,120
I just know like you'll just see some terrible fucking shit.

583
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,880
Or like occasionally like there was a couple of ones like last year where like somebody

584
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:36,600
on my friends list with like some fucked up lunatic, blowing his head off with a shotgun

585
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,920
and it wasn't like fake.

586
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:38,920
It would be real.

587
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:43,120
And you'd see it and you just scroll through and you'd be like, wow, that was fucked up.

588
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:47,520
Like I kind of wished I didn't just see that in my fucking Facebook feed before breakfast.

589
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:48,520
Yeah, exactly.

590
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:52,480
And you're like, dude, it is fucking 6 30 in the morning.

591
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,480
It's wild.

592
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:55,760
Like the shit is just like normal eyes now and on Facebook.

593
00:42:55,760 --> 00:43:00,000
Dude, do you ever see that one video, the dude who got like sucked into like the one

594
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,000
shipper?

595
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:02,000
No, no, no, no, the guy.

596
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,000
I've seen that.

597
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:07,240
It was like the metal metal like school thing and he got sucked into like the metal school

598
00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:11,280
thing and then he got like his face smashed off the concrete like 48 times.

599
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,280
Yes.

600
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:15,480
That is one of the one.

601
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:16,480
Okay.

602
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,640
I hate industrial accidents.

603
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:19,640
Dude, it's brutal.

604
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,520
That is one of the more horrific things I have ever seen.

605
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,560
Dude, because his head just kept smacking off the fucking ground.

606
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:26,560
And I've used those.

607
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:27,560
I used to use those.

608
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:28,560
Yeah.

609
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,560
Okay.

610
00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:32,360
Now like I can't believe I'm saying this, but like I want to see it for context.

611
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:33,360
No, you don't.

612
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,360
It's bad.

613
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,440
Dude, it's so usually they have a dead man switch.

614
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:37,440
Yeah.

615
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:40,960
So you got to press on the pedal and if you get sucked in the machine, obviously you

616
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:41,960
can't push on the pedal.

617
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:42,960
Yeah.

618
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,720
So they bypassed it and this it's just the spinning motor.

619
00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:46,720
Yeah.

620
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:47,720
You know, giant reel.

621
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:48,720
Yeah.

622
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:51,680
He got sucked into it, but then it just like, what was it like a reel for though?

623
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:55,800
Like for wire, wire, you know those giant ones that people make like coffee tables.

624
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:56,800
Yes.

625
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:57,800
Yes.

626
00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:58,800
They use them for like NIMO or Nash.

627
00:43:58,800 --> 00:43:59,800
Yeah.

628
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:00,800
Like the wooden ones.

629
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:01,800
Yeah.

630
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:02,800
Okay.

631
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:03,800
I know what you're talking about.

632
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:04,800
He was like putting wire onto it or something.

633
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:05,800
And he got his arm caught in it.

634
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:06,800
Yeah.

635
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:09,400
He's got his arm caught in like his whole body got wrapped up in it, but his head was hanging

636
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:10,400
out.

637
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:11,400
Yeah.

638
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,360
So it was like he was he was being held by like almost his feet or his like torso.

639
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:14,760
It's torso and his head.

640
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:18,080
So he was like how quickly was the thing wrapping?

641
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,480
It kept going faster.

642
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,480
It didn't stay.

643
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,680
It's just like it's head smash.

644
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,640
Dude, and there's just so much blood everywhere.

645
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:25,640
Yeah.

646
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,640
There's blood everywhere.

647
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,440
I started leaving just a line on the concrete.

648
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,440
Yeah.

649
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:30,440
Yeah.

650
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:31,840
I don't want to see that.

651
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,340
I feel like whatever I'm putting in my head right now is pretty probably worse.

652
00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:40,140
But I still I know dude. It's not dude anything that you can take up like that shit turns my stomach

653
00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:45,100
Like it's not like it's weird because like everybody has like a curiosity of that stuff

654
00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:48,180
And I feel like just about everybody that sees is repulsed by it

655
00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:54,980
Like I don't relish in seeing shit like that and like people would post them and they would do it for the shock value

656
00:44:54,980 --> 00:45:01,200
They do it to like get the school kids get get get reactions out of people like why like what the fuck's wrong with you?

657
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:02,860
Wow, and that's what they got off on well

658
00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:07,080
It's like it's hyper stimulating, you know, yeah, it's negativity is stimulating

659
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,900
But like I'm like it's something you know is gonna leave a lasting impact on somebody who sees it

660
00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:13,640
Like they're gonna remember that they saw that that day a week later

661
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:19,760
And the people the people know like the people who've seen that video know the exact video that I'm talking about dude horrific

662
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:26,680
It is like you could see his skull exploding every single time it hit the fucking ground until there was no skull left

663
00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:32,820
Yeah, I mean they also like I remember the faces of the people that happened in like that chainsaw video is talking about and I

664
00:45:32,820 --> 00:45:37,380
Remember it didn't feel like it was saddening to me, but like it wasn't anything

665
00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:42,560
I was like in some I feel fucked up. I'll grab that incense brother. We need some

666
00:45:43,460 --> 00:45:47,500
Incense we need some incense. Okay. Yeah. No get get it

667
00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:57,840
What oh, yeah, I almost cut my hand off one time in woodshop with a table saw that would be a pretty sick video

668
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:03,320
I was like, you know a table saw and you like slide the wood through there's a post there's supposed to have like the

669
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:09,440
Weird like thing that like stops it like if I could yeah the anti-kickback my teacher installed that after I

670
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,120
You'll still get a nick from it, but you won't get like yeah, no

671
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:31,260
I'm like fucking yeah, I was cutting the wood and the thing like kicked back and like the wood shot out at me

672
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:36,320
it hit me in the groin like like right above my dick like to the side and

673
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:40,120
My hands like snap back right over the blade

674
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,520
Like I almost touched it

675
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:49,360
And I got like a this like massive hematoma on my like my whole abdomen

676
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:53,440
Holy shit, what career would Casey have had if you only had one hand? Oh

677
00:46:53,440 --> 00:47:10,160
Oh my god, you probably had some internal bleeding they didn't even do I went to the nurse and she sent me home

678
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:14,480
I was like what the fuck

679
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,760
Yeah, no, I sort of

680
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:33,960
That's what happened to them. It's probably like like over a hundred miles per hour the wood was thrown at me

681
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:38,120
Yeah, I was just shitting coffee grounds for a week

682
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,400
But everything cleared up afterwards. I

683
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,640
Had eight concussions

684
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,920
That's why you have hallucinations

685
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:52,840
I fun with the CT. I'll give some incense. Thank you. Did you did you lose consciousness and

686
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:57,960
In boxing I lost consciousness once but it was like a like a

687
00:47:58,240 --> 00:48:02,120
Like one of those like the down and down and like a couple seconds later

688
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:07,720
I'm like whoo like shit the other ones I just got from football and one I got from falling off a roof

689
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:10,680
That one hurt

690
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,960
I definitely at least got a concussion or two

691
00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:16,560
But it was nothing I ever went to the doctor for like it wasn't like a severe concussion

692
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:20,400
But I'm sure I've gotten like two smaller ones that like clean themselves

693
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:24,120
They said if I get another concussion I could die, but I don't fucking listen to doctors

694
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:28,920
So you might want I think I don't think it's a bad idea. Yeah, I mean

695
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:34,600
I mean that repeated head strike thing you don't even have to lose consciousness for it to be a serious problem

696
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:39,360
Yeah, because I thought I'm later on like I fell off the roof and I landed on my back on concrete

697
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:44,040
I smacked my head off it and fucking that one that was bad

698
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:51,440
It's like a lot of people in bobsledding that like die pretty early because they have so many micro concussions from like like

699
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:54,360
Slipping on the ice not even slipping on the ice. It's like their car

700
00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:59,720
Macking it's just like the slight jerkiness on the ice like it's the Olympic bobsled type thing. Yeah, yeah

701
00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:00,840
Like you can look into it

702
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:05,600
It's they were talking about it during the Olympics last year and it's like you're taking a risk by doing it

703
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,760
Like if you do it long enough, it's gonna fuck your head up. It's like boxing

704
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:14,800
It's no like like no, I'm not Lee like when he got like older like do like he's like shaking and shit like he had like all

705
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:21,020
Like fucking that shit. Yeah, because he had repeated head trauma like repeated. I heard jet skiers too from the

706
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,400
Yeah, heading the waves real same thing

707
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:28,720
Yeah, you know, it's crazy though. Nothing is risk-free. No, it's nothing

708
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:34,120
It's like you can run from risk and like I'm working like an office job now, right?

709
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,740
I'm like, oh, it's stress-free, you know, it's like dude

710
00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:40,440
My neck is starting to hurt my back is starting to hurt from sitting on a desk

711
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:46,400
And it's like there's nothing in this life that is without risk. Yeah, so you really got to pick your poison

712
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:51,520
That's true. I didn't even realize that the two years. I had the desk job and my previous employers like I

713
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:54,680
I if I worked like two or three days in a row, I'd be like, oh

714
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:59,460
Motherfucker like I kind of fucking hurts and there's nothing you could really do to fix it either

715
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:04,160
I'd be profan none of that shit would touch it. You just had to stand up for a couple days and you were fine

716
00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:09,020
But yeah, but also standing for long periods of time the same thing exactly

717
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:17,280
Danger you want, you know, really like like Daniel Tosh says you've never seen a sad person on the jet ski

718
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,280
That's just yeah

719
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,560
That is true

720
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:24,160
Like you're always like even if like he like I love his joke

721
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:27,320
He's like even if you're trying to be like the most pissed-off person you're on a jet ski you're like

722
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:42,320
Oh, the incense man is back

723
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,320
Frog

724
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,280
He's taking the longest

725
00:50:57,280 --> 00:51:06,880
I think that's cool because it looks like the

726
00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:15,760
Wow, I have a holy one for like, you know, like I have a cross one with like you put it in for like

727
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:22,680
You know religious incense. What's the one that smells like Jesus? That's frankincense and murr frankincense. Yeah

728
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:30,400
Um, but yeah industrial accidents bro brutal, you know what like fucks with me the most is

729
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:36,080
Electrical accidents because electricity is like this invisible force. I think we've talked about this

730
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:42,880
I mean sometimes everything's fine one second curtains the next never yeah, yeah, like if you wouldn't even know that you got killed by it

731
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:49,560
And be like a fucking shot under the back of that so my dad my dad's paralyzed from the waist down and he goes

732
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:55,320
I always want to get struck by lightning to see if it fixes it. He's definitely your dad

733
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:03,920
That's an interesting theory though, like maybe it read like re-re-like connect this something yeah, yeah

734
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:07,160
I mean, I don't know he's shock therapy for other things

735
00:52:07,680 --> 00:52:10,320
but um, that's some of which

736
00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:13,880
Probably should not be done with shock therapy, but

737
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:19,040
You think so no, I just mean like back in the old days to be like you're gay. Let's zap you

738
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:26,080
I feel like if you I feel like you

739
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:29,080
Fixes all my problems

740
00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:44,080
Electro shock therapy fucking Megan comes home

741
00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:54,040
In nursing school in psych class I had to learn I was required to learn about shock therapy

742
00:52:54,040 --> 00:53:00,040
EBT because it's actually still used in some cases. Oh, yeah, I believe it probably has its purposes

743
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:04,160
I'm just saying back in the day. I think we just tried to it's like a fish oil

744
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:09,400
I mean a fucking snake oil kind of deal. I'll just fucking pull a John coffee back. Please don't put the bag over my head

745
00:53:10,720 --> 00:53:12,720
Skate of the dog

746
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:16,520
RIP the green ranger from Power Rangers to

747
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:20,920
You hear what happened about that shit. I did not get your news

748
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:25,800
Yeah, dude, the green power ranger blew his head off in a short back up. That's not very

749
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,280
My roommate came home and he's like you hear about the green power

750
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:35,840
I'm like, yo fuck power Rangers and he's like cuz the green ones dad. I'm like, oh

751
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,840
Dude, he was also the white power ranger, which is my favorite one

752
00:53:42,080 --> 00:53:43,760
Like you can't be both

753
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:48,860
No, no because he started off as the green ranger because he was an evil ranger that was made with

754
00:53:48,860 --> 00:53:55,100
Rita repulses like weird energy and then he got he got purified by the by the power Rangers

755
00:53:55,100 --> 00:53:58,800
And then he went through like this spiritual journey and became the white ranger. Oh

756
00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:03,500
I want to I just want to go back for five seconds before I forget the story. I

757
00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:06,100
Want to go back to mechanical

758
00:54:06,940 --> 00:54:12,980
The injuries. Yeah. Yeah, the injuries because so I used to work at a warehouse in that warehouse complex

759
00:54:12,980 --> 00:54:20,300
That used that used to be in your district that you're old. Oh, yeah, okay

760
00:54:21,380 --> 00:54:27,860
Okay, Northeastern industrial park. Yeah. Yeah, I worked for a company called McLean. I have no problem shitting on them

761
00:54:27,860 --> 00:54:29,860
They like supply Taco Bell

762
00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:35,060
KFC all these places I walked in it's my first day. I'm not even working. It's like the orientation day

763
00:54:35,060 --> 00:54:43,660
They walk me across the floor. I got the time out for title. Okay. Good. What did I do? I?

764
00:54:46,380 --> 00:54:49,460
Fuck you fucking come on man

765
00:54:49,940 --> 00:54:56,500
No fucking they're walking me across the floor from like the front office to like this little side office where they go through the videos

766
00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:59,820
But in order to go through there, you got to go across the warehouse floor where everyone's working

767
00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:05,460
This guy had the most gruesome injury I've ever seen in my life like he didn't die or anything

768
00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:09,860
But he was on a pallet jack which is essentially a forklift that doesn't go high

769
00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:14,780
But the thing still weighs probably like a thousand fifteen hundred pounds. He's forklift certified

770
00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:20,020
Yeah, and they well no no I wasn't forklift certified and neither was this guy because I he came back to work

771
00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:22,340
Which I found hysterical. I thought he was gonna lose his foot

772
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:28,340
But he took a turn too hard and he lost his balance on the thing because if you these things were dangerous

773
00:55:28,340 --> 00:55:32,380
But like see that's how you gotta be destroyed and then they walk me and look okay

774
00:55:32,940 --> 00:55:36,540
So we got pizza in the other room

775
00:55:37,740 --> 00:55:40,380
This video telling me like not to unionize

776
00:55:42,580 --> 00:55:48,900
Like the OSHA safety shit, I'm like wow don't unionize and you're gonna tell me all about safety

777
00:55:48,900 --> 00:55:51,780
I just saw that guy destroy his ankle

778
00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:57,060
He pinned himself up against a wall and because of where he was he couldn't get himself off of it

779
00:55:57,060 --> 00:55:59,060
Yeah, it's just like

780
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:06,540
Solid 15 seconds until somebody ran over and reversed it off, but I was like oh this is gonna be a great job

781
00:56:06,540 --> 00:56:11,280
I worked there for three weeks. It's like nope. I'm good. Yeah, that's money. I made in my life though

782
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,880
I saw in the trauma records this one girl ripped her foot off

783
00:56:15,140 --> 00:56:18,540
On a forklift in a forklift accident. She wasn't forklift certified

784
00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:22,580
There's probably wasn't but she did a similar thing. She pinned it up against racking and

785
00:56:22,580 --> 00:56:29,380
And like on an actual forklift. Yeah, those injuries happen more often than you'd think that they would like those

786
00:56:29,900 --> 00:56:31,900
certification so important like

787
00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:37,060
Those signs they'll say like zero injuries since I mean zero days since last

788
00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:39,500
mistake or something like that like

789
00:56:39,660 --> 00:56:45,820
That job was definitely one of the places that would have had those signs for all I know they probably had it but like

790
00:56:46,300 --> 00:56:47,980
Fuck man

791
00:56:47,980 --> 00:56:55,860
Warehouse jobs like I can like you can see how easily like these machines can just destroy someone like they don't give a fuck about you

792
00:56:57,220 --> 00:56:59,220
All right enough about people getting

793
00:57:05,020 --> 00:57:07,020
I see I always say like

794
00:57:07,620 --> 00:57:14,300
All right after I saw this one video this dude getting fried between live power lines, right? Oh like fucking

795
00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:17,140
Clark Glearswald didn't fucking

796
00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:19,900
Yeah, but real

797
00:57:20,700 --> 00:57:26,020
Yeah, it was like in India and this dude India has no fucking safety

798
00:57:27,140 --> 00:57:31,620
I'm sure he was getting paid like five bucks an hour somebody's like yeah go up there and try and get those

799
00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:36,940
I'm gonna get the get the thing up. Yeah, exactly. And he's up there with a stick

800
00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:39,260
and so

801
00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:44,260
Anyway, he was getting fried between the power lines and so you know how a fuse works

802
00:57:44,260 --> 00:57:48,800
Yeah, it's like the weakest link in the system. So if you picture the human body head

803
00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:52,500
What's the weakest link in that area the neck?

804
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:58,660
Okay, so eventually it just blew up his neck just burst into flames

805
00:58:11,460 --> 00:58:16,100
Nick burst in the flames and his head tumbled down like a football and then his body fell

806
00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:19,740
That's wonderful. His boss is like how the fuck am I gonna explain?

807
00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:21,740
Did he go quickly?

808
00:58:34,100 --> 00:58:36,340
No, it's probably a sheet or some shit

809
00:58:37,620 --> 00:58:44,940
But I just I'll never forget the comments, right? I'm gonna take a please this dude said it's not a word that I can say

810
00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:47,900
So I'm gonna replace it with dude. Okay, I can't say it cuz I'm white

811
00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:54,860
But he just said it so bluntly and I never forgot it. He just said what's that dude doing up there?

812
00:58:57,260 --> 00:59:03,220
Every time I see a video where somebody's up high somewhere they shouldn't be I think at the back of my head

813
00:59:08,300 --> 00:59:10,660
If you get hurt it's your own fault

814
00:59:10,660 --> 00:59:18,580
Well, I mean like but the problem is that whoever was doing that probably didn't even know that that was a risk to what they were

815
00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:25,100
Fucking going for you're right. It probably is some dude like fucking getting paid five dollars an hour

816
00:59:25,540 --> 00:59:30,980
If that trying to feed his fucking family trying to feed his family has no fucking idea just got told a

817
00:59:31,460 --> 00:59:33,620
go up there and complete this

818
00:59:34,260 --> 00:59:35,700
Task that we're gonna

819
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:41,780
Under explain and make it seem really simple and just go up there and get fucking your neck incinerated

820
00:59:42,260 --> 00:59:45,900
Dude, that's what bothers me the most is like when people are just trying to provide for their family

821
00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:47,420
Yeah, and they don't it's sad

822
00:59:47,420 --> 00:59:51,380
But like you look at you look at the comment section on those videos though and I bet you

823
00:59:51,820 --> 00:59:54,620
Like you will see the comments flick. Oh my god. That's terrible

824
00:59:55,100 --> 00:59:59,380
But you're also gonna find the people that are so desensitized to it. They're just like what's that?

825
00:59:59,380 --> 01:00:07,500
Did you not just see the same video I did that dude's head became disconnected from his body and all you can say is

826
01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:09,980
It is a

827
01:00:11,980 --> 01:00:14,580
Legitimate question like the question we all had

828
01:00:15,300 --> 01:00:20,740
But then there'll be other people that are just like a dumb fuck. Yeah, I'll just be like, oh, all right, bro

829
01:00:21,260 --> 01:00:25,340
I think a lot of people do that just because they're covering their emotions

830
01:00:25,340 --> 01:00:28,700
Like that is such a horrific thing to see, you know, they're just

831
01:00:29,340 --> 01:00:35,260
Don't fuck. It's like cuz they don't want to feel emotions. Meanwhile, they're like holding back the tears. Oh, yeah, don't fuck

832
01:00:35,260 --> 01:00:37,260
Yeah

833
01:00:37,260 --> 01:00:38,260
I'm not crying

834
01:00:38,260 --> 01:00:40,260
or they're just doing that to like

835
01:00:40,100 --> 01:00:44,220
Not process what they just saw you can just be a psychopath like me

836
01:00:44,940 --> 01:00:46,940
It's crazy

837
01:00:46,940 --> 01:00:53,740
Not to keep talking about like horrific videos, but it's just like wake up in the morning, right? Like I'm gonna be like

838
01:00:53,740 --> 01:00:58,860
Wake up in the morning, right? Like I said before breakfast and just see a cop. It's excellent. What's that?

839
01:00:59,580 --> 01:01:03,060
Excellent, watch cops get murdered on Facebook. It's just like

840
01:01:04,460 --> 01:01:09,180
Yeah, are you just like you cuz you're so used to seeing like the edited ones where it'll be like, oh

841
01:01:09,660 --> 01:01:14,940
There's this shooting and then like it blurs out everything and you're like, okay, like sure

842
01:01:14,940 --> 01:01:21,460
That's censored and all that we can I don't I'm sure I know you guys talked about censorship a lot while I wasn't here

843
01:01:21,460 --> 01:01:26,740
But it's like then when you see one that's not it just catches you so far off guard

844
01:01:27,060 --> 01:01:31,500
They're like, oh is that and then you got to rewatch it because you're like is that fake and

845
01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:37,860
Like no, that's definitely real like motherfucker. I saw this crazy one

846
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:44,700
What one thing real quick this this guy pulls over car right a pickup truck this this guy this cop pulls over a pickup truck and

847
01:01:45,540 --> 01:01:49,180
he puts the suspect in the back of the car, right and

848
01:01:49,180 --> 01:01:53,660
And he's like looking through the truck or whatever and then they hear train horns

849
01:01:55,380 --> 01:01:58,780
Yeah, they're not really paying attention and they're like they kind of look around like huh

850
01:02:00,420 --> 01:02:06,160
And they realize that they parked the cop car. Oh no, the railroad tracks and left

851
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,580
I almost said patient left the suspect

852
01:02:10,020 --> 01:02:12,020
So what do they do everybody back up?

853
01:02:12,140 --> 01:02:16,340
It's like dude, you better be running for that car because you better take the heat with her

854
01:02:16,340 --> 01:02:21,420
You know, you better you you better not just leave her throw her out to the wall. Yeah, dude

855
01:02:21,420 --> 01:02:23,660
You're sacrificial at that point, but no

856
01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:28,220
Oh, and you're accountable you are fucking fully accountable for that life in the back

857
01:02:28,220 --> 01:02:34,260
You just put somebody in the back of that car. You better be taking a train with her. Did they save it the person?

858
01:02:34,260 --> 01:02:40,580
Oh, she had like yeah, so the train hit the cop car. She had a broken sternum broker teeth out broker ribs

859
01:02:40,780 --> 01:02:44,700
She lives in save her. Well, no, they didn't they didn't stop her from getting in

860
01:02:44,700 --> 01:02:48,140
Fuck he got pulled over for like a grandma weed

861
01:02:51,540 --> 01:02:53,540
She's gonna see the show

862
01:02:54,260 --> 01:02:58,740
They said nobody's press charges yet. That's because the city is like, okay, we'll cut you a deal

863
01:03:01,740 --> 01:03:03,740
How many millions do you want?

864
01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:06,180
Right a number we won't even look

865
01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:10,100
Let them do get out

866
01:03:10,100 --> 01:03:16,940
I bet that cop got some shit like fuck my job is gone

867
01:03:19,940 --> 01:03:23,140
This this is episode 12 actually fuck 12

868
01:03:24,900 --> 01:03:28,700
Dude what happened episode 11? I don't even remember an episode

869
01:03:29,820 --> 01:03:32,500
Yeah, I remember episodes like one and three

870
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:39,940
I thought last one was episode 10 no 11 last time and I wasn't was I there? Yeah

871
01:03:40,660 --> 01:03:42,660
No, I'm gonna say I have one to listen to

872
01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:45,220
Got some content

873
01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:47,700
corpse grinder

874
01:03:47,620 --> 01:03:50,980
Yeah, what's the fucking this one way to make sense

875
01:03:52,780 --> 01:03:57,180
Fuck it Thompson is so fucking hot dude. We gotta get a poster for

876
01:03:57,180 --> 01:03:59,180
Just

877
01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:07,700
Yeah, you showed me no that was just a fake tits that wasn't a real titties her real titties are real small

878
01:04:08,380 --> 01:04:15,620
That was fake. That was fake dude. She's like you want no, but you showed me what I had nip in it. Oh, yeah

879
01:04:15,780 --> 01:04:18,860
Yeah, yeah, let's let's ominous hum is back

880
01:04:19,740 --> 01:04:24,780
Yeah, but I want to go back to how do you feel about police violence and the protests?

881
01:04:24,780 --> 01:04:31,380
Oh, man, you know now we're gonna get canceled again. God damn it damn it as soon as we got uncanceled

882
01:04:31,380 --> 01:04:34,380
How I feel about it like boy are you doing it?

883
01:04:34,380 --> 01:04:40,820
I mean I can't say I like it you support the police who do you support that you support the protesters?

884
01:04:40,820 --> 01:04:44,940
Oh, I mean if it came down to choosing between dirty hippies and cops I support the cops

885
01:04:44,940 --> 01:04:49,020
You mean I don't support their life big poster. Oh god bless America

886
01:04:49,460 --> 01:04:51,660
God blesses god blesses it looking for

887
01:04:51,660 --> 01:04:59,020
Can we get it can we get hold on a sec just a moment of silence not silence a moment of patriots isn't here moment of dead air

888
01:05:02,820 --> 01:05:04,820
Stand by our listenership

889
01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:10,820
Can I get a national anthem for that Casey just a little bit the national anthem

890
01:05:14,340 --> 01:05:16,340
Pure Americana

891
01:05:16,340 --> 01:05:25,000
Let me see that again, I mean they are fucking fantastic looking God bless estrogen is a hell of a fucking hormone

892
01:05:28,740 --> 01:05:31,220
For this country I would die for those

893
01:05:31,220 --> 01:05:45,740
Do they seriously like perfect

894
01:05:45,740 --> 01:05:47,740
How about that chronic masturbation?

895
01:05:47,740 --> 01:05:49,740
That is...

896
01:05:49,740 --> 01:05:51,740
That's fucked up.

897
01:05:51,740 --> 01:05:55,740
I swiped right when I shouldn't have, dude.

898
01:05:55,740 --> 01:05:57,740
That's definitely a martyr.

899
01:05:57,740 --> 01:06:01,740
So, just to be clear, he's looking at a picture of Lea Thompson's tits.

900
01:06:01,740 --> 01:06:03,740
That's her son in the movie.

901
01:06:03,740 --> 01:06:05,740
Damn.

902
01:06:05,740 --> 01:06:07,740
Damn.

903
01:06:07,740 --> 01:06:09,740
Damn.

904
01:06:09,740 --> 01:06:11,740
That always goes down that path.

905
01:06:11,740 --> 01:06:13,740
Turn up over there.

906
01:06:13,740 --> 01:06:15,740
Damn.

907
01:06:15,740 --> 01:06:17,740
Game-proof!

908
01:06:17,740 --> 01:06:19,740
Oh, the music, not me.

909
01:06:19,740 --> 01:06:21,740
I'm just joking.

910
01:06:25,740 --> 01:06:27,740
America.

911
01:06:27,740 --> 01:06:29,740
Lea Thompson!

912
01:06:29,740 --> 01:06:31,740
That's fucking crazy.

913
01:06:31,740 --> 01:06:33,740
I was here.

914
01:06:33,740 --> 01:06:35,740
I would die for that.

915
01:06:35,740 --> 01:06:37,740
You wish that was you.

916
01:06:37,740 --> 01:06:41,740
What the fuck are you looking at?

917
01:06:41,740 --> 01:06:43,740
That's Lea Thompson.

918
01:06:43,740 --> 01:06:45,740
Let me see again.

919
01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:47,740
That's Lea Thompson and Tom Cruise.

920
01:06:47,740 --> 01:06:49,740
Damn.

921
01:06:49,740 --> 01:06:51,740
God bless this beautiful country.

922
01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:55,740
Did you know there was more lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner?

923
01:06:55,740 --> 01:06:57,740
What happens?

924
01:06:57,740 --> 01:06:59,740
They're definitely were.

925
01:06:59,740 --> 01:07:01,740
They cut them out.

926
01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:03,740
Dude.

927
01:07:03,740 --> 01:07:05,740
This country's...

928
01:07:05,740 --> 01:07:07,740
Did this part of the anthem get canceled?

929
01:07:07,740 --> 01:07:09,740
This country's going down a bad path.

930
01:07:09,740 --> 01:07:11,740
I was at Lowes today.

931
01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:15,740
And I saw this thing with blue hair.

932
01:07:15,740 --> 01:07:17,740
I'm like, look at this. They them.

933
01:07:17,740 --> 01:07:19,740
Look at it.

934
01:07:19,740 --> 01:07:21,740
Show enough.

935
01:07:21,740 --> 01:07:23,740
I get up there.

936
01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:25,740
It's got a name tag on.

937
01:07:25,740 --> 01:07:27,740
It's got a name tag.

938
01:07:27,740 --> 01:07:29,740
It's not an incorrect statement to call them an it.

939
01:07:29,740 --> 01:07:31,740
No.

940
01:07:31,740 --> 01:07:33,740
It's technically politically correct.

941
01:07:33,740 --> 01:07:35,740
I got a fucking star box.

942
01:07:35,740 --> 01:07:37,740
To see if...

943
01:07:37,740 --> 01:07:41,740
I got a star box to look at hot baristas.

944
01:07:41,740 --> 01:07:43,740
I'm not going there because of coffee.

945
01:07:43,740 --> 01:07:45,740
I used to work at Starbucks.

946
01:07:45,740 --> 01:07:47,740
I got a lot of people like KC and hot baristas.

947
01:07:47,740 --> 01:07:51,740
And there's this thing behind the counter.

948
01:07:51,740 --> 01:07:53,740
That's got a name tag on that says they them.

949
01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:55,740
And their name is Goblin Goblin.

950
01:07:55,740 --> 01:07:57,740
He's 350 pounds.

951
01:07:57,740 --> 01:08:01,740
And he's got a beard.

952
01:08:01,740 --> 01:08:03,740
And it's just...

953
01:08:03,740 --> 01:08:05,740
And then I leave star box and I go down to my bank.

954
01:08:05,740 --> 01:08:07,740
And there's a 350 pound red head.

955
01:08:07,740 --> 01:08:09,740
With a skirt on.

956
01:08:09,740 --> 01:08:11,740
And it's like...

957
01:08:11,740 --> 01:08:13,740
This is like epidemic proportions.

958
01:08:13,740 --> 01:08:15,740
Like, I'm not saying I don't support it.

959
01:08:15,740 --> 01:08:17,740
Listen, listen.

960
01:08:17,740 --> 01:08:19,740
I got no problem if people want to do that.

961
01:08:19,740 --> 01:08:21,740
But what is becoming an attention?

962
01:08:21,740 --> 01:08:23,740
Attention seeking behavior.

963
01:08:23,740 --> 01:08:25,740
So listen, listen, listen.

964
01:08:25,740 --> 01:08:27,740
I got that.

965
01:08:27,740 --> 01:08:29,740
But I'm so canceled.

966
01:08:29,740 --> 01:08:31,740
So I always say,

967
01:08:31,740 --> 01:08:33,740
attention seeking behavior.

968
01:08:33,740 --> 01:08:35,740
But I always say

969
01:08:35,740 --> 01:08:37,740
tolerance is not acceptance.

970
01:08:37,740 --> 01:08:39,740
Okay?

971
01:08:39,740 --> 01:08:41,740
I tolerate it.

972
01:08:41,740 --> 01:08:43,740
It doesn't mean I have to accept it.

973
01:08:43,740 --> 01:08:45,740
Right.

974
01:08:45,740 --> 01:08:47,740
What are the platforms we release this podcast on?

975
01:08:47,740 --> 01:08:49,740
Have a comment section.

976
01:08:49,740 --> 01:08:51,740
Because I'm worried of what's going to get said in there.

977
01:08:51,740 --> 01:08:53,740
We can break this up.

978
01:08:53,740 --> 01:08:55,740
I think so.

979
01:08:55,740 --> 01:08:57,740
I think we can let that fly.

980
01:08:57,740 --> 01:08:59,740
You remember the first episode of Ambulance Sessions?

981
01:08:59,740 --> 01:09:01,740
You were like,

982
01:09:01,740 --> 01:09:03,740
God damn Muslims are stealing my god damn air.

983
01:09:03,740 --> 01:09:05,740
God damn Muslims are stealing my god damn air.

984
01:09:05,740 --> 01:09:07,740
God damn Muslims are stealing my god damn air.

985
01:09:07,740 --> 01:09:09,740
That's what you let off with.

986
01:09:09,740 --> 01:09:11,740
This is like that again.

987
01:09:11,740 --> 01:09:13,740
Well, you know, look.

988
01:09:13,740 --> 01:09:15,740
Here's the thing. You could say that back when we started.

989
01:09:15,740 --> 01:09:17,740
Like, I say that jokingly.

990
01:09:17,740 --> 01:09:19,740
Now, I said it jokingly then.

991
01:09:19,740 --> 01:09:21,740
But you can't really...

992
01:09:21,740 --> 01:09:23,740
You can't really joke about it.

993
01:09:23,740 --> 01:09:25,740
No, you can't get away with that.

994
01:09:25,740 --> 01:09:27,740
Before you can just drop as many n-bombs as you want.

995
01:09:27,740 --> 01:09:29,740
Dude, 2005 Xbox Live.

996
01:09:29,740 --> 01:09:31,740
Dude,

997
01:09:31,740 --> 01:09:33,740
Oh God.

998
01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:35,740
2005 Xbox Live.

999
01:09:35,740 --> 01:09:37,740
I was a bold like 13 year old.

1000
01:09:37,740 --> 01:09:39,740
I mean,

1001
01:09:39,740 --> 01:09:41,740
still you go into VR chat.

1002
01:09:41,740 --> 01:09:43,740
That spirit hasn't died.

1003
01:09:43,740 --> 01:09:45,740
Yeah.

1004
01:09:45,740 --> 01:09:47,740
You get some people really going crazy.

1005
01:09:47,740 --> 01:09:49,740
Do you see the articles how like pedophiles

1006
01:09:49,740 --> 01:09:51,740
are like gathering in VR chat?

1007
01:09:51,740 --> 01:09:53,740
Of course they are.

1008
01:09:53,740 --> 01:09:55,740
Dude, it's all fucking squeakers.

1009
01:09:55,740 --> 01:09:57,740
Like of course, why wouldn't they?

1010
01:09:57,740 --> 01:09:59,740
And then you got people like us that are just around

1011
01:09:59,740 --> 01:10:01,740
just yelling at children.

1012
01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:03,740
Yeah.

1013
01:10:03,740 --> 01:10:05,740
That's why I don't use it. There's so many kids on there.

1014
01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:07,740
But it's like, if that's your thing,

1015
01:10:07,740 --> 01:10:09,740
of course they're going to use it.

1016
01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:11,740
You know?

1017
01:10:11,740 --> 01:10:13,740
Because like when we used to go on it, we would just bully people.

1018
01:10:13,740 --> 01:10:15,740
Yeah.

1019
01:10:15,740 --> 01:10:17,740
We got to do the next one on VR chat.

1020
01:10:17,740 --> 01:10:19,740
Ah, fuck, I forgot about that.

1021
01:10:19,740 --> 01:10:21,740
We do.

1022
01:10:21,740 --> 01:10:23,740
And Jeff Casey is just going to be some midget animation

1023
01:10:23,740 --> 01:10:25,740
dildo in one hand.

1024
01:10:25,740 --> 01:10:27,740
We're on the less of all of us.

1025
01:10:27,740 --> 01:10:29,740
Yeah.

1026
01:10:29,740 --> 01:10:31,740
I got out with the kids and chunky disc in it.

1027
01:10:31,740 --> 01:10:33,740
I got other naked anime tricks.

1028
01:10:33,740 --> 01:10:35,740
Yeah, bro.

1029
01:10:35,740 --> 01:10:37,740
Actually, come to think about it

1030
01:10:37,740 --> 01:10:39,740
in VR.

1031
01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:41,740
I remember there was a laptop avatar

1032
01:10:41,740 --> 01:10:43,740
of a picture of someone

1033
01:10:47,740 --> 01:10:49,740
and it was just a flat Jay that was

1034
01:10:49,740 --> 01:10:51,740
the avatar.

1035
01:10:51,740 --> 01:10:53,740
We are

1036
01:10:53,740 --> 01:10:56,540
that's the same shock value that applies you.

1037
01:10:56,540 --> 01:10:58,900
I bet you there was the mechanical accident.

1038
01:10:58,900 --> 01:11:01,600
Somebody probably turned it into a gift fucking avatar.

1039
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:06,380
Jesus, the band mayhem where they use the one member killed

1040
01:11:06,380 --> 01:11:08,940
himself with a shotgun and they they guys.

1041
01:11:08,940 --> 01:11:09,820
Their album cover.

1042
01:11:09,820 --> 01:11:13,020
Yeah, I took a picture used as their next album cover.

1043
01:11:13,540 --> 01:11:14,740
Yeah, they were fucked up.

1044
01:11:14,740 --> 01:11:17,420
If you look, I remember you said that shit in the group chat

1045
01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:19,180
once and then I looked at their Wikipedia.

1046
01:11:19,180 --> 01:11:21,100
It gets even more fucked up than that.

1047
01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:25,500
Like some and then the guy who took the picture like got into

1048
01:11:25,500 --> 01:11:27,300
it with another guy and he murdered it.

1049
01:11:27,300 --> 01:11:32,500
Yeah, yeah, like that band like fuck some shit went down there.

1050
01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:34,900
Like more than just that too.

1051
01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:37,100
You know, I've never heard an actual misfit song.

1052
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:38,900
That was the misfits.

1053
01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:40,300
No, it was may have may have.

1054
01:11:40,300 --> 01:11:43,500
Yeah, but I got a death metal band.

1055
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:47,100
Yeah, really are death metal.

1056
01:11:47,100 --> 01:11:52,500
So they're straight death metal. You're over there playing with

1057
01:11:52,500 --> 01:11:53,100
the hoverboard.

1058
01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:58,100
Fuck cancelled now.

1059
01:11:58,100 --> 01:12:02,100
Probably might need to do some trimming there.

1060
01:12:02,100 --> 01:12:02,700
That's all.

1061
01:12:03,700 --> 01:12:06,500
Well, this can't be the uncannseled episode.

1062
01:12:06,500 --> 01:12:07,900
We got cancelled again.

1063
01:12:09,700 --> 01:12:11,500
Or it could be like the cancelled.

1064
01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:12,300
Oh wait.

1065
01:12:12,300 --> 01:12:13,700
No uncanceled.

1066
01:12:13,700 --> 01:12:14,300
Oh wait.

1067
01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:15,700
Never mind episode.

1068
01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:19,900
The Leah Thompson tits are perfect episode.

1069
01:12:19,900 --> 01:12:21,300
Let me get some national anthem.

1070
01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:21,700
No, I'm just.

1071
01:12:23,700 --> 01:12:24,700
God bless.

1072
01:12:24,700 --> 01:12:27,900
Do you see any capitals in the Wi-Fi password?

1073
01:12:27,900 --> 01:12:31,900
Yeah, the be capital B, which be the first one.

1074
01:12:33,500 --> 01:12:36,300
But um, holy shit, like they were perfect.

1075
01:12:36,300 --> 01:12:38,900
Like dude, there's there's nothing.

1076
01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:39,900
How old was she there?

1077
01:12:39,900 --> 01:12:41,500
Like 22.

1078
01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:42,500
I got a question for you.

1079
01:12:42,500 --> 01:12:46,900
Would you date a woman that was like as hot as Leah Thompson,

1080
01:12:46,900 --> 01:12:48,500
but they went by they them.

1081
01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:49,100
Yes.

1082
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:52,700
There's a spot where we just let them get away.

1083
01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:56,500
I just I think some of its, you know, attention seeking

1084
01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:59,500
behavior because it's like there there's not really that many

1085
01:12:59,500 --> 01:13:00,100
people.

1086
01:13:01,500 --> 01:13:02,700
Did I misspell something?

1087
01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:06,900
That would be the correct spelling.

1088
01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:08,300
There's no double N.

1089
01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:12,700
It's a fucking word.

1090
01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:13,300
Yeah.

1091
01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:13,900
All right.

1092
01:13:13,900 --> 01:13:18,100
Well, at least I'm just saying based off of never mind.

1093
01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:19,100
So you would do it.

1094
01:13:19,100 --> 01:13:19,500
Yeah.

1095
01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:20,100
Oh yeah.

1096
01:13:20,100 --> 01:13:20,900
100%.

1097
01:13:20,900 --> 01:13:21,500
I don't care.

1098
01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:22,900
What if their name looks like that?

1099
01:13:22,900 --> 01:13:23,700
She's playing again.

1100
01:13:25,700 --> 01:13:26,700
What if she had a dick?

1101
01:13:28,700 --> 01:13:29,700
Now that's hard.

1102
01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:30,500
Is she a 10?

1103
01:13:30,500 --> 01:13:31,900
What is she a 10?

1104
01:13:31,900 --> 01:13:32,700
Oh, it's a date.

1105
01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:33,500
That's a little off.

1106
01:13:34,500 --> 01:13:35,500
She's a Leah Thompson.

1107
01:13:35,500 --> 01:13:40,100
What if she's not a she so they are a Leah Thompson.

1108
01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:42,100
They are Leah Thompson, but with a dick.

1109
01:13:42,100 --> 01:13:45,100
Well, if we're going by the rule of nines, that's only 1%.

1110
01:13:45,100 --> 01:13:47,100
I don't know if that's going to hold me back from that.

1111
01:13:47,100 --> 01:13:50,700
We actually have a friend who didn't say that before on the

1112
01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:51,300
podcast.

1113
01:13:51,300 --> 01:13:53,300
What the rule of nines?

1114
01:13:53,300 --> 01:13:54,100
Oh yeah.

1115
01:13:54,100 --> 01:13:58,600
The rule of nines is that is that like the 9 out of 10 people

1116
01:13:58,600 --> 01:13:59,900
that can't think for themselves?

1117
01:13:59,900 --> 01:14:01,700
No, the rule of nines burns.

1118
01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:03,700
How you got a body surface area.

1119
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:04,900
And it's only a 1%.

1120
01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:06,700
1% of your genitals are 1%.

1121
01:14:06,700 --> 01:14:08,300
It's a joke.

1122
01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:09,300
I thought it was funny.

1123
01:14:09,300 --> 01:14:15,400
But like you were saying back in the beginning things, these

1124
01:14:15,400 --> 01:14:18,500
transgender people are getting way too hot.

1125
01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:20,700
Yeah, you know, man, it's a problem.

1126
01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:25,400
And it's like, God, what?

1127
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:26,000
Yeah.

1128
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:27,100
What are you going to do?

1129
01:14:27,100 --> 01:14:28,700
You can't tell either.

1130
01:14:28,700 --> 01:14:29,900
You can't tell.

1131
01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:31,900
I mean, how many people have we probably looked out walking down

1132
01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:34,500
the street like, oh my God.

1133
01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:35,300
She's gorgeous.

1134
01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:36,500
Now it's a bone structure.

1135
01:14:36,500 --> 01:14:37,300
You can tell.

1136
01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:38,500
Not always, dude.

1137
01:14:38,500 --> 01:14:41,300
Not always.

1138
01:14:41,300 --> 01:14:42,700
Future's going to be weird.

1139
01:14:42,700 --> 01:14:43,600
It's going to be weird.

1140
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:46,200
I feel like we should talk about Mayhem a little bit.

1141
01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:47,800
I feel like that would be a good topic.

1142
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:48,300
Yeah, good for you.

1143
01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:51,300
Are you two aware of like what this band has done?

1144
01:14:51,300 --> 01:14:52,600
Like it's pretty fucking nuts.

1145
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:57,200
So they have this member of the band named dead who went on to

1146
01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:58,800
kill himself.

1147
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:02,700
But he had makeup that was kind of similar like Kiss and Alice

1148
01:15:02,700 --> 01:15:04,900
Cooper, but he said that he didn't do it to look cool.

1149
01:15:04,900 --> 01:15:06,700
He did it to look dead.

1150
01:15:06,700 --> 01:15:09,900
And he would often cut himself with hunting knives and broken

1151
01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:12,700
glass while performing live.

1152
01:15:12,700 --> 01:15:16,300
They would often have real pig or sheep heads and paled on

1153
01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:19,100
stakes and planted at the front of their stage.

1154
01:15:19,100 --> 01:15:23,700
And then when he was referring to himself as so one of the

1155
01:15:23,700 --> 01:15:26,700
other members of the band talked about this dead guy.

1156
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:28,300
He made a statement about dead.

1157
01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:31,700
He said he dead didn't see himself as human.

1158
01:15:31,700 --> 01:15:34,500
He saw himself as a creature from another world.

1159
01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:37,800
He said he had many visions that his blood has frozen in his

1160
01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:39,500
veins that he was dead.

1161
01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:41,800
That is the reason he took that name.

1162
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:43,300
He knew he would die.

1163
01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:46,400
When they sound like good Christian boys.

1164
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:47,900
Yes.

1165
01:15:47,900 --> 01:15:48,600
Damn.

1166
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:49,200
Apparently.

1167
01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:49,300
Yeah.

1168
01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:50,400
So apparently dead.

1169
01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:53,800
So one of the members of the band claims that dad stabbed

1170
01:15:53,800 --> 01:15:57,200
another member of the band with a knife just like while they

1171
01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:58,600
were recording once.

1172
01:15:58,600 --> 01:15:58,800
Huh.

1173
01:15:58,800 --> 01:15:59,700
Jesus.

1174
01:15:59,700 --> 01:16:01,800
Yep.

1175
01:16:01,800 --> 01:16:06,200
Then he slit his wrists and then he slit his wrists and then

1176
01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:10,100
shot himself in the head and he wrote a suicide note that

1177
01:16:10,100 --> 01:16:13,400
started with the sentence excuse all the blood and

1178
01:16:13,400 --> 01:16:15,400
included a brief explanation.

1179
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:18,600
Nobody will ever understand this but as a sort of explanation

1180
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,100
I am not human.

1181
01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:22,900
This is only a dream and soon I will awake.

1182
01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:25,100
So he sounds like he's fucking insane.

1183
01:16:25,100 --> 01:16:25,700
He is.

1184
01:16:25,700 --> 01:16:26,400
I'm sure.

1185
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:27,700
Show him the album cover.

1186
01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:30,100
I'll show him the album cover afterwards.

1187
01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:32,600
The full text has become public and it ended by saying I

1188
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:36,400
didn't come up with this now but 17 years ago attached to the

1189
01:16:36,400 --> 01:16:40,200
note dead left the lyrics of a song.

1190
01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:41,800
Then.

1191
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:45,100
So when the dude who he had allegedly stabbed a year or

1192
01:16:45,100 --> 01:16:47,700
two beforehand found him because he was the one who found

1193
01:16:47,700 --> 01:16:51,600
him he went to a nearby store bought a disposable camera to

1194
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:54,600
photograph the corpse after rearranging some.

1195
01:16:54,600 --> 01:16:58,100
This was a friend.

1196
01:16:58,100 --> 01:17:01,900
Yeah this was a guy in the band with him that was apparently

1197
01:17:01,900 --> 01:17:04,500
the dude who had killed himself the dude again would kill

1198
01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:05,300
himself.

1199
01:17:05,300 --> 01:17:06,900
I'm putting on the background.

1200
01:17:06,900 --> 01:17:10,900
The dude who had killed himself was the one who stabbed the

1201
01:17:10,900 --> 01:17:14,400
guy who found him like the obviously different time frames

1202
01:17:14,400 --> 01:17:18,200
but that guy calls that guy called so the dude who posed him

1203
01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:21,400
for the shot and everything calls up another dude in the

1204
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:23,200
band called Necro butcher.

1205
01:17:23,200 --> 01:17:28,900
Hey dead has done something really cool.

1206
01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:33,000
He killed himself and then the guy who was told to said I

1207
01:17:33,000 --> 01:17:35,500
thought have you lost it like what do you mean cool he says

1208
01:17:35,500 --> 01:17:38,500
relax I have some photos of everything.

1209
01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:41,400
I was in shock and grief he was just thinking of how to

1210
01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:44,800
exploit it so I told him OK don't even fucking call me

1211
01:17:44,800 --> 01:17:48,100
before you destroy those pictures but they didn't they went

1212
01:17:48,100 --> 01:17:52,300
on to make fucking album cover.

1213
01:17:52,300 --> 01:17:57,300
Yes they're like dude this is so metal.

1214
01:17:57,300 --> 01:17:59,400
Seriously I think we talked about this in the group chat

1215
01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:01,700
once when I read the Wikipedia page and I went back to Casey

1216
01:18:01,700 --> 01:18:08,400
and I was like that is fucking metal like a fragment of Dead

1217
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:12,400
Skull went on sale for $3,500.

1218
01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:16,300
They literally wanted to milk this guy's death.

1219
01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:23,300
$3,500.

1220
01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:27,600
Okay that's the closing a little piece from Dead's cranium

1221
01:18:27,600 --> 01:18:33,300
in case like that.

1222
01:18:33,300 --> 01:18:36,900
Then the dude Necro butcher claimed to have had plans to

1223
01:18:36,900 --> 01:18:41,300
kill the dude who found him but that another dude from the

1224
01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:45,200
band beat him to it because he did the dude that found him

1225
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:47,700
took the picture of this guy who shot himself and that got

1226
01:18:47,700 --> 01:18:50,200
murdered by another person in the band.

1227
01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:52,200
What the fuck is this band?

1228
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:54,200
No they're fucking insane.

1229
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:55,200
Wait was there one more?

1230
01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:56,200
Yeah.

1231
01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:57,200
Found another one.

1232
01:18:57,200 --> 01:18:58,200
Got another hit?

1233
01:18:58,200 --> 01:18:59,200
Yes.

1234
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:02,200
Alright I'm going to do it for you though.

1235
01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:08,200
Alright I'm going to crack a brand new smelling salt under Alex's nose.

1236
01:19:08,200 --> 01:19:09,200
Alright.

1237
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:11,200
So he doesn't have the control.

1238
01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:13,200
Oh yeah you didn't show him the album cover.

1239
01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:15,200
Oh yeah I didn't see that, I started to distract you.

1240
01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:18,200
Okay mayhem album cover I'm assuming is going to be all I'm

1241
01:19:18,200 --> 01:19:21,200
going to have to look up.

1242
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:26,200
This is on Reddit.

1243
01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:30,200
We're logging in.

1244
01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,200
That's a fucking album cover.

1245
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,200
Wow.

1246
01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:34,200
Holy shit.

1247
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:39,200
Yeah so you can see his slit wrists and the fucking

1248
01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:42,200
shotgun blast to his head.

1249
01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:43,200
He's heavy duty.

1250
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:44,200
He's shotgun blast.

1251
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:48,200
Yeah that's one of those pictures you see and you're like what the fuck.

1252
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,200
How is that even legal to put it?

1253
01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:54,200
I don't think that you can actually fucking find that anywhere anymore but it was a

1254
01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:56,200
different time when that happened.

1255
01:19:56,200 --> 01:19:57,200
Wow.

1256
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:58,200
That's fucking wild.

1257
01:19:58,200 --> 01:20:04,200
I'm also sure that like I bet you they had, I bet you like they're fucking publishers

1258
01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:05,200
or whatever the fuck it's called.

1259
01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:08,200
Their label probably didn't think the picture was real.

1260
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:13,200
It's crazy how many people actually survive shooting themselves in the head.

1261
01:20:13,200 --> 01:20:15,200
It's staggering actually.

1262
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:18,200
I mean I fucking told a guy that me and Casey were.

1263
01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:19,200
Big dink.

1264
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:23,200
Yeah big dink fucking walked into a bar while I was having a drink.

1265
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:27,200
I damn near spit my drink out because I was like I was talking to my girlfriend.

1266
01:20:27,200 --> 01:20:30,200
I'm like I'm like I've seen that dude somewhere before but I can't place it and

1267
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:31,200
then he turns his head like that.

1268
01:20:31,200 --> 01:20:34,200
I'm like oh that fucking scar.

1269
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:38,200
It's like holy fuck that's big dick.

1270
01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:43,200
I picked pieces of that dude's brain and skull out of my fucking boot and he's right there.

1271
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,200
I'm like just chilling with his buddies having a beer.

1272
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:46,200
It looks completely fine.

1273
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:47,200
Tell us about big dick.

1274
01:20:47,200 --> 01:20:48,200
Big dick.

1275
01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:49,200
No, no, no.

1276
01:20:49,200 --> 01:20:51,200
We're not going down to fucking Saturday at all.

1277
01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:52,200
Don't do that.

1278
01:20:52,200 --> 01:20:53,200
Never mind.

1279
01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:55,200
No we're having a good time on this fucking.

1280
01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:57,200
I'm banning the war stories.

1281
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,200
Fuck.

1282
01:20:58,200 --> 01:20:59,200
I'm banning myself.

1283
01:20:59,200 --> 01:21:05,200
We'll talk about mayhem's war story fucking banter is literally killing one another.

1284
01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,200
Big dick.

1285
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:12,200
I was gonna fucking kill that guy but then fucking fucking mech run answer.

1286
01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:18,200
Would you care to take take a take a smoke?

1287
01:21:18,200 --> 01:21:21,200
What's the time?

1288
01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:22,200
No, I think I'm good.

1289
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,200
Fuck you.

1290
01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:24,200
Fuck.

1291
01:21:24,200 --> 01:21:26,200
I think I don't know if that was optional.

1292
01:21:26,200 --> 01:21:29,200
Maybe I don't have a choice.

1293
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:33,200
Let's take a quick pause here.

1294
01:21:33,200 --> 01:21:34,200
Cut it.

1295
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:37,200
We're getting close to where they calm down a little bit.

1296
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:44,200
He's gonna get cold now.

1297
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,200
That song's terrible.

1298
01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:50,200
I was staring at the sky.

1299
01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:53,200
Dancing in the lullabies.

1300
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:56,200
I was staring at the sky.

1301
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:59,200
This makes you wanna pull it dead.

1302
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:01,200
Wait for it.

1303
01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:03,200
With no remorse.

1304
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:06,200
Pressed forth for it at my heart.

1305
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:10,200
I was staring at the sky.

1306
01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:12,200
Wait for it.

1307
01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:14,200
Let's get up.

1308
01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:19,200
Welcome back.

1309
01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:21,200
Mother fuckers.

1310
01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:24,200
Welcome back, you motherfuckers.

1311
01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:26,200
I'm gonna start this shit.

1312
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:28,200
I need one more.

1313
01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:30,200
I need one more.

1314
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:34,200
Come on, guys.

1315
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:37,200
Woo, baby.

1316
01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:43,200
That was fucking worse than the fucking pepper.

1317
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:45,200
One more time.

1318
01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,200
That was fucking worse than the fucking pepper.

1319
01:22:47,200 --> 01:22:50,200
I love this stuff.

1320
01:22:50,200 --> 01:22:52,200
Fuck, I love it too.

1321
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:54,200
That's fucking incredible.

1322
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:56,200
In my nose, down my throat.

1323
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,200
That felt like the fucking ghost pepper.

1324
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:01,200
For like a split second now.

1325
01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:03,200
Are we eating ghost peppers today?

1326
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:05,200
Fuck now.

1327
01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:08,200
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1328
01:23:08,200 --> 01:23:11,200
I say Ali-Max should have to eat a ghost pepper

1329
01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,200
for every episode he plays.

1330
01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:15,200
Punishment.

1331
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:17,200
Punishment.

1332
01:23:17,200 --> 01:23:22,200
I think that we should have something like benign

1333
01:23:22,200 --> 01:23:24,200
and not innate.

1334
01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:27,200
Something that doesn't really have any,

1335
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:29,200
like a gummy or something.

1336
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:31,200
Not one of those ghosts.

1337
01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:33,200
I'm just gonna say it.

1338
01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:35,200
He doesn't know what he's picking, so...

1339
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:37,200
Yeah.

1340
01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:39,200
Like have him choose out of a bag

1341
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:41,200
between peppers or candy.

1342
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:43,200
Yeah.

1343
01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:45,200
Or if he gets some trivia questions wrong.

1344
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:47,200
Yes, yes.

1345
01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:49,200
He's got a face to the wrath.

1346
01:23:49,200 --> 01:23:51,200
I like that.

1347
01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,200
We're gonna ask him some questions.

1348
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:55,200
If you could just...

1349
01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:57,200
I'm not eating a fucking pepper.

1350
01:23:57,200 --> 01:23:59,200
It's not worth the abdominal discomfort.

1351
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:01,200
There'll be easy questions though.

1352
01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:03,200
And the thing is...

1353
01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:05,200
What topic though?

1354
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:07,200
Dude, we should do history questions again.

1355
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:09,200
Or we could ask him about the podcast.

1356
01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:11,200
About what we talked about.

1357
01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:13,200
No, we're not doing that.

1358
01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:15,200
I listened to like the first

1359
01:24:15,200 --> 01:24:17,200
20 minutes of each episode on my way to work.

1360
01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:19,200
Yeah.

1361
01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:21,200
You're setting me up for misery there.

1362
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:23,200
I'm not fucking eating these

1363
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:25,200
goddamn fucking peppers.

1364
01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:27,200
I think we should do a test.

1365
01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:29,200
A lie detector test.

1366
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:31,200
That's a great idea though.

1367
01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:33,200
What topic should we quit it out of the back of the head?

1368
01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:35,200
I love how you think I've agreed to this.

1369
01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:37,200
Something simple.

1370
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:39,200
I'm not eating the fucking pepper.

1371
01:24:39,200 --> 01:24:41,200
I've heard.

1372
01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:43,200
It's not even like...

1373
01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:45,200
It's not the taste when I go home

1374
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:47,200
and my fucking GI tract

1375
01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:49,200
feels like it has a plastic explosive in it.

1376
01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:51,200
I'm not fucking eating that goddamn fucking pepper.

1377
01:24:51,200 --> 01:24:53,200
Guys, guys, guys.

1378
01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:55,200
Wait, wait. What the fuck are we...

1379
01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:57,200
I zoned out for like a good like 5 minutes there.

1380
01:24:57,200 --> 01:24:59,200
I have a plastic explosive in my stomach.

1381
01:24:59,200 --> 01:25:01,200
That's the clip to start off with.

1382
01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:03,200
Colony PD.

1383
01:25:03,200 --> 01:25:05,200
Open up!

1384
01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:09,200
So, yeah, these guys are being really loud

1385
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:11,200
in the basement and I think they put

1386
01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:13,200
an explosive in that man.

1387
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:15,200
Colony.

1388
01:25:15,200 --> 01:25:17,200
Who is it?

1389
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,200
Shut the fuck up.

1390
01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:21,200
Yeah, it's Colony PD.

1391
01:25:21,200 --> 01:25:23,200
We're not even on this. This is Colony EMS?

1392
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:25,200
Yeah.

1393
01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:27,200
I literally passed an ambulance a block away.

1394
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:29,200
Wow, I didn't know that.

1395
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:33,200
I think we should test them on emo lyrics.

1396
01:25:33,200 --> 01:25:35,200
Fuck with that.

1397
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:37,200
Because that's something I feel like you'd be well versed in.

1398
01:25:37,200 --> 01:25:39,200
And if you can't tell you the band...

1399
01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:41,200
Not that he has to get them all right.

1400
01:25:41,200 --> 01:25:43,200
Are you doing a hearing test?

1401
01:25:43,200 --> 01:25:45,200
I'm trying to get like a buzzer sound.

1402
01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:47,200
No, I thought you were gonna fucking quiz me

1403
01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:49,200
on my hearing. I'm like, yeah, you make the deaf kid

1404
01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:51,200
fucking step into an audio booth quick.

1405
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:57,200
Alright, I'll put up some money though.

1406
01:25:57,200 --> 01:25:59,200
Because it's either the ghost pepper or

1407
01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:01,200
he gets five bucks.

1408
01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:03,200
Oh, yeah?

1409
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:05,200
He could potentially win five dollars.

1410
01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:07,200
Right?

1411
01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:09,200
Let's say he has to get a 75%.

1412
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:11,200
Let's say he has 10 questions.

1413
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:13,200
He has to get how many right?

1414
01:26:13,200 --> 01:26:15,200
He has to get a 75.

1415
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:17,200
Well, there's 10 questions though.

1416
01:26:17,200 --> 01:26:19,200
Oh, out of 10 questions?

1417
01:26:19,200 --> 01:26:21,200
You guys can bet amongst yourselves.

1418
01:26:21,200 --> 01:26:23,200
Seven, right? But there's gotta be some suspense.

1419
01:26:23,200 --> 01:26:25,200
Seven, right?

1420
01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:27,200
Let's make the math more suspenseful.

1421
01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:29,200
I don't know. Let me see what this quiz is about first.

1422
01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:31,200
Man.

1423
01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:33,200
I think we should do it on emo.

1424
01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:35,200
Yeah, I'm okay with that.

1425
01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:37,200
Give me some fucking questions.

1426
01:26:37,200 --> 01:26:39,200
If you are here with me.

1427
01:26:39,200 --> 01:26:41,200
Or anything. It can be anything.

1428
01:26:41,200 --> 01:26:43,200
But I'm putting five bucks in the pot.

1429
01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:45,200
Is this enough money to tempt you to eat a ghost pepper?

1430
01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:47,200
Five bucks.

1431
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,200
Bro, I know what you do for work

1432
01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:51,200
and I know how much you get paid on TV.

1433
01:26:51,200 --> 01:26:53,200
Dude, it was honestly...

1434
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:55,200
It's not worth it anymore.

1435
01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:57,200
Because the first couple of times

1436
01:26:57,200 --> 01:26:59,200
when I'm getting peppers, oh yeah, it's fun.

1437
01:26:59,200 --> 01:27:01,200
I'm dripping. It's really hot.

1438
01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:03,200
Shut the fuck up.

1439
01:27:03,200 --> 01:27:05,200
But you fucking...

1440
01:27:05,200 --> 01:27:07,200
Can I say something?

1441
01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:09,200
Jesus Christ.

1442
01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:11,200
Pick a buzzer, bro.

1443
01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:13,200
Can we put a pin

1444
01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:15,200
in ASMR girls

1445
01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:17,200
and come back to that?

1446
01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:19,200
Somebody remind me about that after this whole idea.

1447
01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:21,200
They're just not worth it.

1448
01:27:21,200 --> 01:27:23,200
Because the first couple of times

1449
01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:25,200
I did the peppers, it's hot.

1450
01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:27,200
But you get over it in 15 minutes.

1451
01:27:27,200 --> 01:27:29,200
The last time I did one of those.

1452
01:27:29,200 --> 01:27:31,200
You've never done one?

1453
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:33,200
Wait, you've never done one.

1454
01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:35,200
There's the ding. I got the ding.

1455
01:27:35,200 --> 01:27:37,200
Should you not like touch anything?

1456
01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:39,200
Dude, if you like touch your eyes right now

1457
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:41,200
you'll be an intense physical discomfort.

1458
01:27:41,200 --> 01:27:43,200
A little while.

1459
01:27:43,200 --> 01:27:45,200
A little while.

1460
01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:47,200
Yes, they're bad.

1461
01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:49,200
They are really bad.

1462
01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:51,200
What are you thinking about trying one?

1463
01:27:51,200 --> 01:27:53,200
I don't think he has to do a whole one.

1464
01:27:53,200 --> 01:27:55,200
I'm not going to do any of them.

1465
01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:57,200
I do like a...

1466
01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:59,200
The smallest little sliver of one.

1467
01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:01,200
For the potential to win 5 bucks.

1468
01:28:01,200 --> 01:28:03,200
Yes.

1469
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:05,200
5 dollars is not remotely enough

1470
01:28:05,200 --> 01:28:07,200
to tempt me.

1471
01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:09,200
This guy is chewing on the microphone.

1472
01:28:11,200 --> 01:28:13,200
Come on, what are you going to do with all these now?

1473
01:28:13,200 --> 01:28:15,200
You bought them all.

1474
01:28:15,200 --> 01:28:17,200
You should try it.

1475
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:19,200
I could do a little nibble, but...

1476
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:21,200
Wait, you got the reapers there?

1477
01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:23,200
Those are the hottest ones.

1478
01:28:23,200 --> 01:28:25,200
Scorpions.

1479
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:27,200
They're going to fucking...

1480
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:29,200
There it is.

1481
01:28:29,200 --> 01:28:31,200
You're good.

1482
01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:33,200
So I took that little nibble

1483
01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:35,200
of that.

1484
01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:37,200
If I bit off that little nibble...

1485
01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,200
You would get the gist of it.

1486
01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:41,200
Like it wouldn't be that bad.

1487
01:28:41,200 --> 01:28:43,200
Dude, show me.

1488
01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:45,200
It wouldn't be that bad, but you would feel it for sure.

1489
01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:47,200
Let's just do it. Who cares if he agrees to it or not?

1490
01:28:47,200 --> 01:28:49,200
I'll fucking answer questions.

1491
01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:51,200
We're going to hold him to it for eternity

1492
01:28:51,200 --> 01:28:53,200
if he doesn't eat the pepper.

1493
01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:55,200
Oh, okay. I got first question.

1494
01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:57,200
Let's just go around the circle.

1495
01:28:57,200 --> 01:28:59,200
Wait, what's the topics?

1496
01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:01,200
Anything.

1497
01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:03,200
Okay, fine.

1498
01:29:03,200 --> 01:29:05,200
I will answer 10 questions.

1499
01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:07,200
Mr. McDonald.

1500
01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:09,200
What if there's not even...

1501
01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:13,200
First question, baby.

1502
01:29:13,200 --> 01:29:15,200
We're going to start with something easy.

1503
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:17,200
Who is the second president of the United States?

1504
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:19,200
Oh, man.

1505
01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:21,200
I don't know if he's going to get this.

1506
01:29:21,200 --> 01:29:23,200
Oh, shit.

1507
01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,200
Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.

1508
01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:31,200
Hello and welcome to the Ghost Pepper Game Show.

1509
01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,200
On this episode, we're featuring Ali Matt.

1510
01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:35,200
How the fuck do you know that?

1511
01:29:35,200 --> 01:29:37,200
He's going to win...

1512
01:29:37,200 --> 01:29:39,200
How much was money? $5?

1513
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:41,200
$5.

1514
01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:43,200
You can win a whole $5.

1515
01:29:43,200 --> 01:29:45,200
But if you lose, you have to eat a fucking ghost pepper.

1516
01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:47,200
And I'm not going to do that.

1517
01:29:47,200 --> 01:29:49,200
This isn't like we're just put on a show with this big money.

1518
01:29:49,200 --> 01:29:51,200
Yo, yo, yo, waves of money in front of the microphone.

1519
01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:53,200
Oh, yeah.

1520
01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:55,200
You see that?

1521
01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:57,200
Let's get to this first question.

1522
01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:59,200
Hmm.

1523
01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:01,200
I need a different question

1524
01:30:01,200 --> 01:30:03,200
because I'm telling you right off the rip.

1525
01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:05,200
I don't know.

1526
01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:07,200
I'm trying to give you a clue, bro.

1527
01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:09,200
That's the first.

1528
01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:11,200
That's a new thing.

1529
01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:13,200
All right.

1530
01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:17,200
I can't even.

1531
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:19,200
So what is really bad?

1532
01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,200
What's your answer, Ali Mack?

1533
01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:25,200
Who is the second president of the United States of America?

1534
01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:27,200
You're trying to sway me with an answer

1535
01:30:27,200 --> 01:30:29,200
that's going to make me look really stupid.

1536
01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:33,200
I'll give you a first.

1537
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:35,200
I'll give you a hint. It's not George Washington.

1538
01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:37,200
Thank you.

1539
01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:39,200
Pass.

1540
01:30:39,200 --> 01:30:41,200
So you're just...

1541
01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:47,200
You're going to guess.

1542
01:30:47,200 --> 01:30:49,200
Because Linky boy, he was 14.

1543
01:30:49,200 --> 01:30:53,200
That was 108 years later.

1544
01:30:53,200 --> 01:30:55,200
I know.

1545
01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:57,200
Bro, I got...

1546
01:30:57,200 --> 01:30:59,200
I'm not that bad with history.

1547
01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:01,200
That's a little bit closer.

1548
01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:03,200
I can't fucking remember shit about fuck from back then.

1549
01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:05,200
Is your final answer.

1550
01:31:05,200 --> 01:31:07,200
I don't know shit about fuck about that.

1551
01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:09,200
Take a guess, bro.

1552
01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:11,200
Benjamin Franklin was never a fucking president.

1553
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:13,200
Report.

1554
01:31:13,200 --> 01:31:15,200
That is incorrect.

1555
01:31:17,200 --> 01:31:19,200
Wait, fuck.

1556
01:31:19,200 --> 01:31:21,200
Was it Sam Adams?

1557
01:31:21,200 --> 01:31:23,200
No.

1558
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:25,200
It was John Adams.

1559
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:27,200
Fuck! God damn it!

1560
01:31:29,200 --> 01:31:31,200
I thought there was a thing though that George Washington

1561
01:31:31,200 --> 01:31:33,200
was actually really the second.

1562
01:31:33,200 --> 01:31:35,200
Are you fucking insane?

1563
01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,200
No, Benjamin Franklin was supposed to be the first president,

1564
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:39,200
but he was too old and ugly.

1565
01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:41,200
And people liked George Washington,

1566
01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:43,200
so they made George Washington a president.

1567
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:45,200
Okay, in all fairness, at least I got a guy

1568
01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:47,200
from the fucking time period.

1569
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:49,200
It's not like I remember shit about...

1570
01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:51,200
No, you got the last name right.

1571
01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:53,200
This says who was technically the first president?

1572
01:31:53,200 --> 01:31:55,200
In November 1781, John Hanson became the first president

1573
01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:57,200
of the United States in Congress assembled.

1574
01:31:57,200 --> 01:31:59,200
So it's not like the...

1575
01:31:59,200 --> 01:32:01,200
It was before the United States was official, but...

1576
01:32:01,200 --> 01:32:03,200
That doesn't count.

1577
01:32:03,200 --> 01:32:05,200
Okay. See, I was learning that he was...

1578
01:32:05,200 --> 01:32:07,200
I mean, it depends on the way you look at it.

1579
01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:09,200
I mean, he technically was the second.

1580
01:32:09,200 --> 01:32:11,200
Not that I ever guessed him.

1581
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:13,200
He almost made me guess, but then he said,

1582
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:15,200
No!

1583
01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:17,200
Okay, whatever.

1584
01:32:17,200 --> 01:32:19,200
Question number two, give me something to...

1585
01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:21,200
You got a question?

1586
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:23,200
Dan, you got a question?

1587
01:32:23,200 --> 01:32:25,200
It's a myth, okay.

1588
01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:27,200
No, I didn't have a question.

1589
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:31,200
Alright, this is going to be an easy one.

1590
01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:33,200
Alright, Ronald Reagan.

1591
01:32:33,200 --> 01:32:35,200
Oh, God.

1592
01:32:35,200 --> 01:32:37,200
No, this is very easy.

1593
01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:39,200
His previous career before he was a politician.

1594
01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:41,200
What was it?

1595
01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:43,200
I know.

1596
01:32:43,200 --> 01:32:45,200
He doesn't know. Oh, my God.

1597
01:32:45,200 --> 01:32:47,200
This is fucking easy.

1598
01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:49,200
They said it in Back to the Future.

1599
01:32:49,200 --> 01:32:51,200
Bro, I didn't watch that fucking movie.

1600
01:32:51,200 --> 01:32:53,200
Dude.

1601
01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:55,200
I really said it in the last podcast.

1602
01:32:55,200 --> 01:32:57,200
I predict a burning asshole from a ghost pepper.

1603
01:32:57,200 --> 01:32:59,200
I'm not going to eat the fucking ghost pepper.

1604
01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:01,200
I'm not going to eat the fucking ghost pepper.

1605
01:33:01,200 --> 01:33:03,200
I don't know.

1606
01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:05,200
Next.

1607
01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:07,200
I don't know. Wait, hold up.

1608
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:09,200
I'll fucking...

1609
01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:11,200
This is a teaching moment as much as it is.

1610
01:33:11,200 --> 01:33:13,200
Well, I'm not going to eat a ghost pepper.

1611
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:15,200
I learned my lesson the last time

1612
01:33:15,200 --> 01:33:17,200
to not blindly eat them for comedic content.

1613
01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:19,200
It's not worth it.

1614
01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:21,200
No! Fuck your $5!

1615
01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:23,200
I'll answer the questions,

1616
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:25,200
but I'm not eating the fucking pepper.

1617
01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:27,200
We are fucking...

1618
01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:29,200
He's eating this ghost pepper if he's wrong.

1619
01:33:29,200 --> 01:33:31,200
I'm not going to eat it.

1620
01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:33,200
You can mix it in a milkshake.

1621
01:33:33,200 --> 01:33:35,200
You all ate it straight.

1622
01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:37,200
Wait, fucking Ronald Reagan.

1623
01:33:37,200 --> 01:33:39,200
I got ghost pepper sauce too.

1624
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:41,200
You can fucking do a drink.

1625
01:33:41,200 --> 01:33:43,200
Is it something funny?

1626
01:33:43,200 --> 01:33:45,200
Is it something I wouldn't guess?

1627
01:33:45,200 --> 01:33:47,200
If I didn't know, is it something I would guess?

1628
01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:49,200
I mean, it's a pretty easy one to know.

1629
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:53,200
What? Like a fucking...

1630
01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:55,200
governor?

1631
01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:57,200
Dude, I literally know no political shit.

1632
01:33:57,200 --> 01:33:59,200
You know what? That's what I'm not doing.

1633
01:33:59,200 --> 01:34:01,200
That's why I love you.

1634
01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:03,200
What? Can we give him a fucking politics?

1635
01:34:03,200 --> 01:34:05,200
I don't know shit!

1636
01:34:05,200 --> 01:34:07,200
Can we give him a fucking politics?

1637
01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:09,200
Oh my god. Give me a hint.

1638
01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:11,200
You fucking picked a topic, you deliberate.

1639
01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:13,200
You knew I didn't know shit about

1640
01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:15,200
and now you're making me look like a retard here.

1641
01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:17,200
He's from California.

1642
01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:19,200
Okay.

1643
01:34:19,200 --> 01:34:21,200
Hollywood.

1644
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:23,200
He's a weed grower.

1645
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:25,200
An actor.

1646
01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:27,200
No, he's an actor.

1647
01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:29,200
He's a famous actor.

1648
01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:31,200
Did you get it right? Yeah.

1649
01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:33,200
Oh, thank god.

1650
01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:35,200
Give me a question not about politics now.

1651
01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:37,200
All right, Casey, you're next up.

1652
01:34:37,200 --> 01:34:39,200
All right.

1653
01:34:39,200 --> 01:34:41,200
I will stop this game right here if you ask me

1654
01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:43,200
a question about politics. Somebody else can

1655
01:34:43,200 --> 01:34:45,200
risk their asshole.

1656
01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:47,200
See if you're paying attention on the podcast.

1657
01:34:47,200 --> 01:34:49,200
All right.

1658
01:34:49,200 --> 01:34:51,200
All right.

1659
01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:53,200
What was Tyler cutting

1660
01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:55,200
when he was trying when he almost cut his thumb off?

1661
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:57,200
Ooh, that's a good question.

1662
01:34:57,200 --> 01:34:59,200
That's a good question.

1663
01:34:59,200 --> 01:35:01,200
Didn't make it that far whenever one it was.

1664
01:35:01,200 --> 01:35:03,200
He's also told the story to us like 17 times.

1665
01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:07,200
It's not a pump.

1666
01:35:07,200 --> 01:35:09,200
Not only do you not sing this.

1667
01:35:09,200 --> 01:35:11,200
Yeah. Yeah, it's you hitting that.

1668
01:35:11,200 --> 01:35:13,200
So not only does he not show up.

1669
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:15,200
Now we are we getting that.

1670
01:35:15,200 --> 01:35:17,200
I listened to it when I 10.

1671
01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:19,200
You literally told you the story.

1672
01:35:19,200 --> 01:35:21,200
I got to restart this.

1673
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:23,200
There's a delay. Hold on.

1674
01:35:25,200 --> 01:35:27,200
I'm going to get some self.

1675
01:35:27,200 --> 01:35:29,200
We're back.

1676
01:35:29,200 --> 01:35:31,200
Were you cutting yourself?

1677
01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:33,200
No.

1678
01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:35,200
He wasn't cutting himself.

1679
01:35:35,200 --> 01:35:37,200
Next question.

1680
01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:39,200
Wait.

1681
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:41,200
Duction quality.

1682
01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:43,200
That is one one out of three.

1683
01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:45,200
It was a fucking watermelon.

1684
01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:47,200
Okay, I did.

1685
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:49,200
I wasn't here.

1686
01:35:49,200 --> 01:35:51,200
I don't know that.

1687
01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:53,200
Next question.

1688
01:35:53,200 --> 01:35:55,200
Next question.

1689
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:57,200
Who are the four people on Mount Rushmore?

1690
01:35:57,200 --> 01:35:59,200
Didn't we do it?

1691
01:35:59,200 --> 01:36:01,200
Oh, no, we did this.

1692
01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:03,200
Yeah, he wasn't here.

1693
01:36:03,200 --> 01:36:05,200
He's done on this one.

1694
01:36:05,200 --> 01:36:07,200
That's not hard.

1695
01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:09,200
I'm refusing to answer honestly.

1696
01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:11,200
I said to change the fucking subject.

1697
01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:13,200
And you change the subject to something else you know I don't know about.

1698
01:36:13,200 --> 01:36:15,200
I didn't know you.

1699
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:17,200
It's for presidents.

1700
01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:19,200
I know you fucking got Lincoln there.

1701
01:36:19,200 --> 01:36:21,200
I know he's guaranteed.

1702
01:36:21,200 --> 01:36:23,200
Somebody's fucking side eye in him.

1703
01:36:23,200 --> 01:36:25,200
You probably got fucking.

1704
01:36:25,200 --> 01:36:27,200
I don't know. You probably got Georgie up there too.

1705
01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:29,200
You got two on the floor.

1706
01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:31,200
All right, I get 50% credit for the question already.

1707
01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:33,200
So if I fail that,

1708
01:36:33,200 --> 01:36:35,200
I still potentially have the opportunity.

1709
01:36:35,200 --> 01:36:37,200
You'll get 0.5.

1710
01:36:37,200 --> 01:36:39,200
If I win out, if I win out,

1711
01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:41,200
then I technically add 75%.

1712
01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:45,200
So this question already more or less counts

1713
01:36:45,200 --> 01:36:47,200
as a fucking win then.

1714
01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:49,200
But who else?

1715
01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:55,200
Are any of them wearing glasses?

1716
01:36:55,200 --> 01:36:57,200
Yes.

1717
01:36:57,200 --> 01:36:59,200
One is wearing glasses.

1718
01:36:59,200 --> 01:37:01,200
Is Teddy boy up there?

1719
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:03,200
Number three.

1720
01:37:03,200 --> 01:37:05,200
Teddy Rosen.

1721
01:37:05,200 --> 01:37:07,200
I fucking got closer there. I thought I was going to.

1722
01:37:07,200 --> 01:37:09,200
It's not Kennedy. No, Kennedy was too late.

1723
01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:11,200
They already made that shit then.

1724
01:37:11,200 --> 01:37:13,200
Yup.

1725
01:37:13,200 --> 01:37:15,200
All right, so Lincoln, Georgie, Teddy.

1726
01:37:15,200 --> 01:37:17,200
There's one more.

1727
01:37:21,200 --> 01:37:23,200
Motherfucker.

1728
01:37:23,200 --> 01:37:25,200
So universally liked president.

1729
01:37:25,200 --> 01:37:27,200
Probably a big name.

1730
01:37:27,200 --> 01:37:29,200
Was he a founding father?

1731
01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:31,200
Oh yeah.

1732
01:37:31,200 --> 01:37:33,200
Yup. Yeah, he was.

1733
01:37:37,200 --> 01:37:39,200
Was he the answer to a previous question?

1734
01:37:39,200 --> 01:37:41,200
No, he was not.

1735
01:37:41,200 --> 01:37:43,200
Oh fuck.

1736
01:37:43,200 --> 01:37:45,200
God damn it, I thought I was going to come away with a win on this one.

1737
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:47,200
I thought I was going to pull it out of my ass.

1738
01:37:47,200 --> 01:37:49,200
There's one more.

1739
01:37:49,200 --> 01:37:51,200
Fuck.

1740
01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:53,200
He's always the one that people forget.

1741
01:37:53,200 --> 01:37:55,200
I know. Clearly.

1742
01:37:55,200 --> 01:37:57,200
Fuck.

1743
01:37:57,200 --> 01:37:59,200
Give me initials.

1744
01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:01,200
Is that fair? Can I get initials?

1745
01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:03,200
It looks like you had to look it up yourself.

1746
01:38:03,200 --> 01:38:05,200
No.

1747
01:38:05,200 --> 01:38:07,200
Which I find funny.

1748
01:38:07,200 --> 01:38:09,200
I was looking up if they had glasses.

1749
01:38:09,200 --> 01:38:11,200
The initials are T and J.

1750
01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:15,200
Is it that order?

1751
01:38:15,200 --> 01:38:17,200
Yes, it's that order.

1752
01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:19,200
You said the initials are T and J.

1753
01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:21,200
It could have been JT.

1754
01:38:21,200 --> 01:38:23,200
I don't fucking know.

1755
01:38:25,200 --> 01:38:27,200
Is the last name Jackson?

1756
01:38:27,200 --> 01:38:29,200
No.

1757
01:38:31,200 --> 01:38:33,200
T and J.

1758
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:35,200
Fuck it, pass.

1759
01:38:35,200 --> 01:38:37,200
I'll take 75%.

1760
01:38:37,200 --> 01:38:39,200
Fuck.

1761
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:43,200
I fucking knew that.

1762
01:38:43,200 --> 01:38:45,200
Motherfucker.

1763
01:38:47,200 --> 01:38:49,200
Okay, whatever.

1764
01:38:49,200 --> 01:38:51,200
So as of right now, I am 0.75

1765
01:38:51,200 --> 01:38:53,200
points out of 4.

1766
01:38:53,200 --> 01:38:55,200
Next question I got.

1767
01:38:55,200 --> 01:38:57,200
Okay.

1768
01:38:59,200 --> 01:39:01,200
Oh wait.

1769
01:39:01,200 --> 01:39:03,200
I got to do the music.

1770
01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:05,200
Well, I was 3.25

1771
01:39:05,200 --> 01:39:07,200
I should get at least part of it.

1772
01:39:07,200 --> 01:39:09,200
Can I get a partial ding ding ding here?

1773
01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:11,200
Yeah, you got a 1 in...

1774
01:39:11,200 --> 01:39:13,200
Now you have 1 in 3.25.

1775
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:15,200
1 3.25.

1776
01:39:15,200 --> 01:39:17,200
Yes.

1777
01:39:17,200 --> 01:39:19,200
Out of 4.

1778
01:39:19,200 --> 01:39:21,200
Okay.

1779
01:39:21,200 --> 01:39:23,200
Damn straight I did. I'm making a comeback.

1780
01:39:27,200 --> 01:39:29,200
Alright, on the standard American bovine.

1781
01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:31,200
How many udders

1782
01:39:31,200 --> 01:39:33,200
does a cow have?

1783
01:39:33,200 --> 01:39:35,200
Oh, I know this.

1784
01:39:35,200 --> 01:39:37,200
Six.

1785
01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:39,200
Is that your final answer?

1786
01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:43,200
Oh, it's 4.

1787
01:39:43,200 --> 01:39:45,200
He got it.

1788
01:39:45,200 --> 01:39:47,200
He said 6 initially.

1789
01:39:47,200 --> 01:39:49,200
What were you talking about?

1790
01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:51,200
You made me overthink it.

1791
01:39:51,200 --> 01:39:53,200
I knew it was 4.

1792
01:39:53,200 --> 01:39:55,200
So he's got 2 in 3.25.

1793
01:39:55,200 --> 01:39:57,200
Alright, let's get another question.

1794
01:39:57,200 --> 01:39:59,200
What question are we on now?

1795
01:39:59,200 --> 01:40:01,200
1 in 3.25 right now.

1796
01:40:01,200 --> 01:40:03,200
Out of 4.

1797
01:40:03,200 --> 01:40:05,200
No, you have 2 in 3.25.

1798
01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:07,200
Yeah, no, you're right.

1799
01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:09,200
You're right.

1800
01:40:09,200 --> 01:40:11,200
Okay.

1801
01:40:11,200 --> 01:40:13,200
Next question.

1802
01:40:13,200 --> 01:40:15,200
Did you get that right?

1803
01:40:15,200 --> 01:40:17,200
Yeah, he got it.

1804
01:40:17,200 --> 01:40:19,200
That was a knee-jerk answer there.

1805
01:40:19,200 --> 01:40:21,200
I'd really need to think about it.

1806
01:40:21,200 --> 01:40:23,200
I would have said 4.

1807
01:40:23,200 --> 01:40:25,200
You should give it to me.

1808
01:40:25,200 --> 01:40:27,200
But next, go ahead.

1809
01:40:27,200 --> 01:40:29,200
I'm gonna ask you about the titles.

1810
01:40:29,200 --> 01:40:31,200
Alright.

1811
01:40:31,200 --> 01:40:33,200
Who did bike Tyson famously

1812
01:40:33,200 --> 01:40:35,200
almost by the ear off of?

1813
01:40:35,200 --> 01:40:37,200
Oh, that's an easy one.

1814
01:40:37,200 --> 01:40:39,200
By the ear off of.

1815
01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,200
Oh, fuck.

1816
01:40:41,200 --> 01:40:43,200
God damn it.

1817
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:45,200
I know he fucking, I know this story.

1818
01:40:45,200 --> 01:40:47,200
I'm not going to get the name.

1819
01:40:47,200 --> 01:40:49,200
I'm not going to get the name.

1820
01:40:49,200 --> 01:40:51,200
It's a big fight.

1821
01:40:51,200 --> 01:40:53,200
It was one of his last big fights.

1822
01:40:53,200 --> 01:40:55,200
It's a big name.

1823
01:40:55,200 --> 01:40:57,200
It wasn't Ali, was it?

1824
01:40:57,200 --> 01:40:59,200
Ali, no.

1825
01:40:59,200 --> 01:41:01,200
It wasn't Ali.

1826
01:41:01,200 --> 01:41:03,200
I don't fucking pay attention to boxing.

1827
01:41:03,200 --> 01:41:05,200
The fuck.

1828
01:41:05,200 --> 01:41:07,200
I thought I would throw you a sports question.

1829
01:41:07,200 --> 01:41:09,200
Yeah, maybe a sport I fucking

1830
01:41:09,200 --> 01:41:11,200
watch it ding dong.

1831
01:41:11,200 --> 01:41:13,200
Are you literally watching boxing one time?

1832
01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:15,200
When?

1833
01:41:15,200 --> 01:41:17,200
I don't know.

1834
01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:19,200
It wasn't fucking, I said

1835
01:41:19,200 --> 01:41:21,200
he's a fucking boxer.

1836
01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:23,200
A fucking course he's the one

1837
01:41:23,200 --> 01:41:25,200
who was watching boxing.

1838
01:41:25,200 --> 01:41:27,200
Why the fuck would I watch it?

1839
01:41:27,200 --> 01:41:29,200
I hate to play at the game.

1840
01:41:29,200 --> 01:41:31,200
I do. That's why I don't fucking watch it.

1841
01:41:31,200 --> 01:41:33,200
Oh my god.

1842
01:41:33,200 --> 01:41:35,200
I don't know.

1843
01:41:35,200 --> 01:41:37,200
Give me a different question.

1844
01:41:37,200 --> 01:41:39,200
Come on. Give me a chance here.

1845
01:41:39,200 --> 01:41:41,200
What category you want?

1846
01:41:41,200 --> 01:41:43,200
Farm animals obviously.

1847
01:41:43,200 --> 01:41:45,200
This makes perfect sense.

1848
01:41:45,200 --> 01:41:47,200
Are we good?

1849
01:41:47,200 --> 01:41:49,200
What category do you want?

1850
01:41:49,200 --> 01:41:51,200
Old McDonald's.

1851
01:41:51,200 --> 01:41:53,200
I don't.

1852
01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:55,200
Honestly, you're limiting my farm knowledge.

1853
01:41:55,200 --> 01:41:57,200
You want to know what?

1854
01:41:57,200 --> 01:41:59,200
You want to know what?

1855
01:41:59,200 --> 01:42:01,200
Bullfights.

1856
01:42:01,200 --> 01:42:03,200
What was the answer by the way?

1857
01:42:03,200 --> 01:42:05,200
Van der Holyfield.

1858
01:42:05,200 --> 01:42:07,200
Yeah, there's zero.

1859
01:42:07,200 --> 01:42:09,200
It was a Van der Holyfield.

1860
01:42:09,200 --> 01:42:11,200
We're getting an echo again by the way.

1861
01:42:11,200 --> 01:42:13,200
Hold up.

1862
01:42:13,200 --> 01:42:15,200
You said you were

1863
01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:17,200
I didn't know what it's directed at me.

1864
01:42:17,200 --> 01:42:19,200
I didn't know what it's directed at me

1865
01:42:19,200 --> 01:42:21,200
when it's questions I have no shot on.

1866
01:42:21,200 --> 01:42:23,200
Dude, he's stressed out, man.

1867
01:42:23,200 --> 01:42:25,200
If you asked me who bit somebody's ear off,

1868
01:42:25,200 --> 01:42:27,200
I would have been like, oh, fucking easy.

1869
01:42:27,200 --> 01:42:29,200
You asked me who's ear he bit off.

1870
01:42:29,200 --> 01:42:31,200
How the fuck am I going to know?

1871
01:42:31,200 --> 01:42:33,200
It's super famous.

1872
01:42:33,200 --> 01:42:35,200
I would have been like, it's Mike Tyson.

1873
01:42:35,200 --> 01:42:37,200
No, I'm not going to get who's ear it was.

1874
01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:39,200
Holyfield.

1875
01:42:39,200 --> 01:42:41,200
That's a name I only would have ever heard

1876
01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:43,200
had I fucking watched the YouTube video

1877
01:42:43,200 --> 01:42:45,200
of this five minutes ago.

1878
01:42:45,200 --> 01:42:47,200
I think this is getting escalated.

1879
01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:49,200
I love it.

1880
01:42:49,200 --> 01:42:51,200
Are we recording?

1881
01:42:51,200 --> 01:42:53,200
I think this is getting escalated.

1882
01:42:53,200 --> 01:42:55,200
I think we might have to revert to true or false questions.

1883
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:57,200
Because I think we're about to see a panic attack.

1884
01:42:57,200 --> 01:42:59,200
No, no, we're doing good.

1885
01:42:59,200 --> 01:43:01,200
My question.

1886
01:43:01,200 --> 01:43:03,200
No, no, no, no, no, because he's

1887
01:43:03,200 --> 01:43:05,200
he's he's

1888
01:43:05,200 --> 01:43:07,200
I'm refusing that question.

1889
01:43:07,200 --> 01:43:09,200
Fucking ineligibility.

1890
01:43:13,200 --> 01:43:15,200
Okay.

1891
01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:17,200
Where did you want that?

1892
01:43:25,200 --> 01:43:27,200
Dealers choice.

1893
01:43:27,200 --> 01:43:29,200
Come on.

1894
01:43:29,200 --> 01:43:31,200
I'll get man.

1895
01:43:31,200 --> 01:43:33,200
You fucking smoke me up.

1896
01:43:33,200 --> 01:43:35,200
Then you asked me to come on.

1897
01:43:35,200 --> 01:43:37,200
Why do you think I want this five

1898
01:43:37,200 --> 01:43:39,200
dollars at no point is this deal ever

1899
01:43:39,200 --> 01:43:41,200
been good cut out.

1900
01:43:41,200 --> 01:43:43,200
I'm not like fucking living

1901
01:43:43,200 --> 01:43:45,200
in the house and times here.

1902
01:43:45,200 --> 01:43:47,200
I budget my money.

1903
01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:49,200
Well, what category do you

1904
01:43:49,200 --> 01:43:51,200
want?

1905
01:43:51,200 --> 01:43:53,200
What what category do you want?

1906
01:43:53,200 --> 01:43:55,200
Why are you asking me because I want you to get this

1907
01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:57,200
you ask the questions here.

1908
01:43:57,200 --> 01:43:59,200
Not me.

1909
01:43:59,200 --> 01:44:01,200
Do you want?

1910
01:44:01,200 --> 01:44:03,200
Um,

1911
01:44:03,200 --> 01:44:05,200
let me think here.

1912
01:44:05,200 --> 01:44:07,200
Just look at it like Lea Thompson's pussy.

1913
01:44:07,200 --> 01:44:09,200
I don't fucking know

1914
01:44:09,200 --> 01:44:11,200
here.

1915
01:44:11,200 --> 01:44:13,200
We're killing time here.

1916
01:44:13,200 --> 01:44:15,200
What?

1917
01:44:15,200 --> 01:44:17,200
Huh?

1918
01:44:17,200 --> 01:44:19,200
Casey, if you can't come up with a question,

1919
01:44:19,200 --> 01:44:21,200
we might as well just move on to Tyler.

1920
01:44:21,200 --> 01:44:23,200
All right.

1921
01:44:23,200 --> 01:44:25,200
Come back to me.

1922
01:44:25,200 --> 01:44:27,200
Pop culture.

1923
01:44:27,200 --> 01:44:29,200
Yes. In the show community.

1924
01:44:29,200 --> 01:44:31,200
Okay. Are the Greendale seven.

1925
01:44:31,200 --> 01:44:33,200
Oh shit.

1926
01:44:33,200 --> 01:44:35,200
Okay.

1927
01:44:35,200 --> 01:44:37,200
Okay.

1928
01:44:37,200 --> 01:44:39,200
So you got Abed and Troy.

1929
01:44:39,200 --> 01:44:41,200
Yeah.

1930
01:44:41,200 --> 01:44:43,200
I'm too high for this.

1931
01:44:43,200 --> 01:44:45,200
I know I know these two.

1932
01:44:45,200 --> 01:44:47,200
What the fuck

1933
01:44:47,200 --> 01:44:49,200
was the dude from Christmas Vacations

1934
01:44:49,200 --> 01:44:51,200
name?

1935
01:44:53,200 --> 01:44:55,200
Yeah, too, so far.

1936
01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:57,200
I know.

1937
01:44:57,200 --> 01:44:59,200
Believe me, I know and I know I'm not going to be able to pull

1938
01:44:59,200 --> 01:45:01,200
Oh, I got a question.

1939
01:45:01,200 --> 01:45:03,200
Wait, oh fuck, there is. Can I name the actors

1940
01:45:03,200 --> 01:45:05,200
of the show?

1941
01:45:05,200 --> 01:45:07,200
I mean, would that give me a bonus point?

1942
01:45:07,200 --> 01:45:09,200
Annie, Annie.

1943
01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:11,200
Little Annie at all.

1944
01:45:11,200 --> 01:45:13,200
I know that because I was a little alley at all.

1945
01:45:13,200 --> 01:45:15,200
What the fuck are you guys talking about?

1946
01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:17,200
It's a show. Yeah, you don't fucking know.

1947
01:45:17,200 --> 01:45:19,200
What show?

1948
01:45:19,200 --> 01:45:21,200
Community.

1949
01:45:21,200 --> 01:45:23,200
I don't know if I can look at the show.

1950
01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:25,200
Oh shit.

1951
01:45:25,200 --> 01:45:27,200
The fucking chick from Drake and Josh.

1952
01:45:27,200 --> 01:45:29,200
Oh, what was her name?

1953
01:45:29,200 --> 01:45:31,200
The mom of the group.

1954
01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:33,200
No, she

1955
01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:35,200
she should go start on the shows with her though.

1956
01:45:35,200 --> 01:45:37,200
What?

1957
01:45:37,200 --> 01:45:39,200
You mean the mom?

1958
01:45:39,200 --> 01:45:41,200
No.

1959
01:45:41,200 --> 01:45:43,200
It's not the mom.

1960
01:45:43,200 --> 01:45:45,200
It's like she's the mom character of their study group.

1961
01:45:45,200 --> 01:45:47,200
What?

1962
01:45:47,200 --> 01:45:49,200
Fuck me. Oh my god, she would bake them

1963
01:45:49,200 --> 01:45:51,200
things. Who was she in Drake and Josh?

1964
01:45:51,200 --> 01:45:53,200
I don't know her name.

1965
01:45:53,200 --> 01:45:55,200
She was Helen in Drake and Josh.

1966
01:45:55,200 --> 01:45:57,200
The black lady? Yes.

1967
01:45:57,200 --> 01:45:59,200
I don't know her name.

1968
01:45:59,200 --> 01:46:01,200
The character's name.

1969
01:46:01,200 --> 01:46:03,200
And it's really bugging me that I can't

1970
01:46:03,200 --> 01:46:05,200
remember the main character or the main

1971
01:46:05,200 --> 01:46:07,200
character's love interest. I see them

1972
01:46:07,200 --> 01:46:09,200
in my fucking at the blonde hair chick

1973
01:46:09,200 --> 01:46:11,200
and the fucking, oh man, dude,

1974
01:46:11,200 --> 01:46:13,200
I haven't watched that show in so long.

1975
01:46:13,200 --> 01:46:15,200
I watched too many shows to remember

1976
01:46:15,200 --> 01:46:17,200
these fucking names. Starting to look a lot like

1977
01:46:17,200 --> 01:46:19,200
you're gonna be taking a ghost pepper suppository

1978
01:46:19,200 --> 01:46:21,200
message. Okay, wow, we really

1979
01:46:21,200 --> 01:46:23,200
up the ante on that one.

1980
01:46:23,200 --> 01:46:25,200
Troy, Abed, Annie.

1981
01:46:25,200 --> 01:46:27,200
Annie.

1982
01:46:27,200 --> 01:46:29,200
So

1983
01:46:29,200 --> 01:46:31,200
you got three right out of how many?

1984
01:46:31,200 --> 01:46:33,200
Seven. Oh, Jesus.

1985
01:46:33,200 --> 01:46:35,200
You asked me a seven part

1986
01:46:35,200 --> 01:46:37,200
question. Why are you asking

1987
01:46:37,200 --> 01:46:39,200
some part questions?

1988
01:46:39,200 --> 01:46:41,200
I thought you'd get it.

1989
01:46:41,200 --> 01:46:43,200
We'll come back to me for question six.

1990
01:46:43,200 --> 01:46:45,200
No, no, no, no, no.

1991
01:46:45,200 --> 01:46:47,200
That was my target. No, no.

1992
01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:49,200
It was, you got it.

1993
01:46:49,200 --> 01:46:51,200
You got it. I don't. We're gonna be here

1994
01:46:51,200 --> 01:46:53,200
off. I probably would get it,

1995
01:46:53,200 --> 01:46:55,200
but I would be here all night thinking of their names.

1996
01:46:55,200 --> 01:46:57,200
Troy, Abed, Annie,

1997
01:46:57,200 --> 01:46:59,200
Pierce, Jeff,

1998
01:46:59,200 --> 01:47:01,200
Shirley,

1999
01:47:01,200 --> 01:47:03,200
I

2000
01:47:03,200 --> 01:47:05,200
feel like the dude on the power line right now.

2001
01:47:05,200 --> 01:47:07,200
Fucking next

2002
01:47:07,200 --> 01:47:09,200
explode. All right. That question

2003
01:47:09,200 --> 01:47:11,200
didn't count either. Next question, Ali.

2004
01:47:11,200 --> 01:47:13,200
They none of them count because I'm not eating

2005
01:47:13,200 --> 01:47:15,200
a question. Six.

2006
01:47:15,200 --> 01:47:17,200
If I had one ounce of weed,

2007
01:47:17,200 --> 01:47:19,200
how many grams would I have?

2008
01:47:19,200 --> 01:47:21,200
Oh,

2009
01:47:21,200 --> 01:47:23,200
shit.

2010
01:47:23,200 --> 01:47:25,200
So an eight, that's a

2011
01:47:25,200 --> 01:47:27,200
quarter.

2012
01:47:27,200 --> 01:47:29,200
Yeah, I know. But an eight is

2013
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:31,200
a quarter, right?

2014
01:47:31,200 --> 01:47:33,200
No one eighth is an eighth.

2015
01:47:33,200 --> 01:47:35,200
Oh, shit.

2016
01:47:35,200 --> 01:47:37,200
Fuck.

2017
01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:39,200
Oh, how much is an eighth? Oh, mother

2018
01:47:39,200 --> 01:47:41,200
fucker.

2019
01:47:41,200 --> 01:47:43,200
Dude, I don't know.

2020
01:47:43,200 --> 01:47:45,200
I just remember about like

2021
01:47:45,200 --> 01:47:47,200
fucking dimes and

2022
01:47:47,200 --> 01:47:49,200
cues, but that's a measurement

2023
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:51,200
of the ounce. I don't fucking

2024
01:47:51,200 --> 01:47:53,200
know. I'm going to say 32.

2025
01:47:53,200 --> 01:47:55,200
Wait,

2026
01:47:55,200 --> 01:47:57,200
it's grams?

2027
01:47:57,200 --> 01:47:59,200
No.

2028
01:47:59,200 --> 01:48:01,200
No.

2029
01:48:01,200 --> 01:48:03,200
10.

2030
01:48:03,200 --> 01:48:05,200
Is it a multiple of 10? 28.

2031
01:48:05,200 --> 01:48:07,200
Yeah. All right. Whatever. I was close.

2032
01:48:07,200 --> 01:48:09,200
Ali back. You're at 2.8

2033
01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:11,200
or you're at two and three quarters.

2034
01:48:11,200 --> 01:48:13,200
That's fucking measurements.

2035
01:48:13,200 --> 01:48:15,200
Next question, Tyler. Okay.

2036
01:48:15,200 --> 01:48:17,200
Not a seven part fucking question.

2037
01:48:17,200 --> 01:48:19,200
Fine.

2038
01:48:19,200 --> 01:48:21,200
I don't think this one's going to be easy.

2039
01:48:21,200 --> 01:48:23,200
Who are the 35?

2040
01:48:23,200 --> 01:48:25,200
All right.

2041
01:48:25,200 --> 01:48:27,200
Fine. I'll throw you a soft.

2042
01:48:27,200 --> 01:48:29,200
The obscure boxer that this well known one

2043
01:48:29,200 --> 01:48:31,200
that would have made a much better

2044
01:48:31,200 --> 01:48:33,200
question. You got bit off.

2045
01:48:33,200 --> 01:48:35,200
I'll give you a softball one

2046
01:48:35,200 --> 01:48:37,200
in the hit movie back to the

2047
01:48:37,200 --> 01:48:39,200
future. I already told you

2048
01:48:39,200 --> 01:48:41,200
I didn't watch that fucking

2049
01:48:41,200 --> 01:48:43,200
movie. No, you could have listened to the podcast.

2050
01:48:43,200 --> 01:48:45,200
Marty McFly.

2051
01:48:45,200 --> 01:48:47,200
Who plays Marty McFly?

2052
01:48:47,200 --> 01:48:49,200
Oh my god. I don't know.

2053
01:48:49,200 --> 01:48:51,200
I didn't watch the fucking movie.

2054
01:48:51,200 --> 01:48:53,200
He has Parkinson's. Okay.

2055
01:48:53,200 --> 01:48:55,200
That's I don't know.

2056
01:48:55,200 --> 01:48:57,200
Danny Parkinson's.

2057
01:48:57,200 --> 01:48:59,200
That's a name of that

2058
01:48:59,200 --> 01:49:01,200
episode.

2059
01:49:01,200 --> 01:49:03,200
It's Mike O'Chake Fox.

2060
01:49:03,200 --> 01:49:05,200
Danny Parkinson's.

2061
01:49:05,200 --> 01:49:07,200
Two and three quarters out of seven.

2062
01:49:07,200 --> 01:49:09,200
Ali Mack. Dan, next question.

2063
01:49:09,200 --> 01:49:11,200
All right. We'll make this easy.

2064
01:49:11,200 --> 01:49:13,200
This will be true or false

2065
01:49:13,200 --> 01:49:15,200
but stand by because

2066
01:49:15,200 --> 01:49:17,200
there are 15 of them.

2067
01:49:17,200 --> 01:49:19,200
All right.

2068
01:49:19,200 --> 01:49:21,200
True or false 40

2069
01:49:21,200 --> 01:49:23,200
times per day. You could find a giant panda

2070
01:49:23,200 --> 01:49:25,200
doing what

2071
01:49:25,200 --> 01:49:27,200
what? No, I'm just.

2072
01:49:27,200 --> 01:49:29,200
If you throw a triangle

2073
01:49:29,200 --> 01:49:31,200
out of a car going approximately

2074
01:49:31,200 --> 01:49:33,200
thirty seven point four miles per hour.

2075
01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:35,200
Hey, our rotations will have

2076
01:49:35,200 --> 01:49:37,200
according to

2077
01:49:37,200 --> 01:49:39,200
Pythagorean theorem. Alex true or

2078
01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:41,200
false a grizzly bear could crush

2079
01:49:41,200 --> 01:49:43,200
a bowling ball with one bite.

2080
01:49:43,200 --> 01:49:45,200
No, I don't know

2081
01:49:45,200 --> 01:49:47,200
But I don't know

2082
01:49:47,200 --> 01:49:48,200
or I don't know

2083
01:49:48,200 --> 01:49:50,200
I don't know that one.

2084
01:49:50,200 --> 01:49:59,200
Well, it depends. Is this a regulation

2085
01:49:59,200 --> 01:50:01,200
bowling ball? Well, yeah.

2086
01:50:01,200 --> 01:50:03,200
We'll say it's the country of origin

2087
01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:05,200
of the bowling ball, United States,

2088
01:50:05,200 --> 01:50:07,200
using a sentence, true,

2089
01:50:07,200 --> 01:50:09,200
it is true.

2090
01:50:09,200 --> 01:50:11,200
Okay. It's true.

2091
01:50:11,200 --> 01:50:13,000
three and three quarters.

2092
01:50:13,000 --> 01:50:17,000
I already lost out of seven out of ten, right?

2093
01:50:17,000 --> 01:50:19,200
No, out of eight.

2094
01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:21,900
Well, right now it's it he's had eight questions.

2095
01:50:21,900 --> 01:50:24,140
Right. Yeah, you're on nine now.

2096
01:50:24,140 --> 01:50:28,180
You're nine. I'm ten.

2097
01:50:28,180 --> 01:50:30,680
Number nine.

2098
01:50:30,680 --> 01:50:32,880
Hmm. I need some smell and salt.

2099
01:50:32,880 --> 01:50:36,580
My performance in dancing drugs here.

2100
01:50:36,580 --> 01:50:38,440
Oh, OK.

2101
01:50:38,440 --> 01:50:40,780
Wait, how many questions are we on?

2102
01:50:40,780 --> 01:50:44,400
Uh, you guys are terrible game show.

2103
01:50:44,400 --> 01:50:46,800
We're on nine questions right now.

2104
01:50:46,800 --> 01:50:48,700
Nine out of ten.

2105
01:50:48,700 --> 01:50:50,600
One nine out of ten.

2106
01:50:50,600 --> 01:50:51,540
And then after this, we'll do

2107
01:50:51,540 --> 01:50:53,640
the skits of fronick.

2108
01:50:53,640 --> 01:50:54,640
Yeah.

2109
01:50:54,640 --> 01:50:55,640
Over your.

2110
01:50:55,640 --> 01:50:57,240
Sure.

2111
01:50:57,240 --> 01:51:00,440
And the hit 1326 silent film classic.

2112
01:51:00,440 --> 01:51:06,940
I got a question, but I got to verify the answer.

2113
01:51:10,940 --> 01:51:11,940
All right.

2114
01:51:11,940 --> 01:51:13,440
So I can already tell it's going to be tough.

2115
01:51:13,440 --> 01:51:15,700
If you don't know the answer to the question,

2116
01:51:15,700 --> 01:51:20,400
you're going to ask me back in time.

2117
01:51:24,400 --> 01:51:26,900
Did the water turn the frogs gay?

2118
01:51:26,900 --> 01:51:28,140
Yes.

2119
01:51:28,140 --> 01:51:31,140
Correct.

2120
01:51:37,940 --> 01:51:41,640
And this dead air has been brought to you.

2121
01:51:41,640 --> 01:51:43,000
I'm sorry.

2122
01:51:43,000 --> 01:51:44,940
I just try to look for the fucking answer.

2123
01:51:44,940 --> 01:51:46,240
Oh, there it is.

2124
01:51:46,240 --> 01:51:49,440
There's no winners to this trivia game whatsoever.

2125
01:51:49,440 --> 01:51:50,800
So maybe the maybe the.

2126
01:51:50,800 --> 01:51:52,140
There it is.

2127
01:51:52,140 --> 01:51:54,340
There it is.

2128
01:51:54,340 --> 01:51:55,240
Solid.

2129
01:51:55,240 --> 01:51:56,240
All right. Next question.

2130
01:51:56,240 --> 01:51:58,240
Solid throwing it back.

2131
01:52:00,240 --> 01:52:03,240
What year did me and Tyler film the famous

2132
01:52:03,240 --> 01:52:06,240
investigation of ambulance nine?

2133
01:52:06,240 --> 01:52:09,240
Oh, fuck.

2134
01:52:09,240 --> 01:52:14,240
Oh, man, that's got to be either 18 or 19.

2135
01:52:14,240 --> 01:52:17,240
Am I correct with one of those two?

2136
01:52:17,240 --> 01:52:18,240
You don't have to tell me which one.

2137
01:52:18,240 --> 01:52:20,240
It'll still come down to a guess.

2138
01:52:20,240 --> 01:52:21,240
Yeah.

2139
01:52:21,240 --> 01:52:23,240
Okay.

2140
01:52:23,240 --> 01:52:26,240
What year did I start there?

2141
01:52:26,240 --> 01:52:29,240
I started 17.

2142
01:52:29,240 --> 01:52:30,240
I'm going to fucking snap.

2143
01:52:30,240 --> 01:52:32,240
Yeah, I started 17.

2144
01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:34,240
You started 17.

2145
01:52:34,240 --> 01:52:36,240
I think you were 18.

2146
01:52:36,240 --> 01:52:39,240
I was I was other 18 or 19 when I started.

2147
01:52:39,240 --> 01:52:42,240
You want to know what I'm just going to go with 18.

2148
01:52:44,240 --> 01:52:49,240
You saying when you started threw me off,

2149
01:52:49,240 --> 01:52:51,240
I was going to guess 19, but then you made it seem like

2150
01:52:51,240 --> 01:52:54,240
I've been around for a long time, bro.

2151
01:52:54,240 --> 01:52:56,240
You got three and three quarters.

2152
01:52:56,240 --> 01:52:57,240
All right.

2153
01:52:57,240 --> 01:52:58,240
Next question.

2154
01:52:58,240 --> 01:52:59,240
Your final question.

2155
01:52:59,240 --> 01:53:00,240
Ask one.

2156
01:53:00,240 --> 01:53:02,240
You got five to win.

2157
01:53:02,240 --> 01:53:05,240
This one's a quintuple or nothing.

2158
01:53:05,240 --> 01:53:07,240
We'll make it double or nothing.

2159
01:53:07,240 --> 01:53:09,240
That still doesn't help.

2160
01:53:09,240 --> 01:53:11,240
There would need to be quintuple or nothing for me to get

2161
01:53:11,240 --> 01:53:12,240
seven.

2162
01:53:12,240 --> 01:53:14,240
The last question is worth 10 points.

2163
01:53:14,240 --> 01:53:15,240
The last question is worth 10 points.

2164
01:53:15,240 --> 01:53:16,240
Okay.

2165
01:53:16,240 --> 01:53:19,240
The five bucks back on the table.

2166
01:53:19,240 --> 01:53:21,240
I hit rapper.

2167
01:53:21,240 --> 01:53:23,240
Use the Bible verse.

2168
01:53:23,240 --> 01:53:24,240
I'm sorry.

2169
01:53:24,240 --> 01:53:27,240
I forgot to a hit rapper.

2170
01:53:27,240 --> 01:53:31,240
Use the Bible verse 23 for as I walk through the valley of

2171
01:53:31,240 --> 01:53:35,240
the shadow of death, which rapper.

2172
01:53:35,240 --> 01:53:40,240
I really should know this one.

2173
01:53:40,240 --> 01:53:42,240
Oh my God.

2174
01:53:42,240 --> 01:53:44,240
Keep spending most alive.

2175
01:53:44,240 --> 01:53:46,240
I was living in a gangsters.

2176
01:53:46,240 --> 01:53:47,240
Oh my God.

2177
01:53:47,240 --> 01:53:49,240
I can't.

2178
01:53:49,240 --> 01:53:50,240
You're right.

2179
01:53:50,240 --> 01:53:51,240
Oh God.

2180
01:53:51,240 --> 01:53:53,240
This is completely weed oriented.

2181
01:53:53,240 --> 01:53:55,240
I fucking know this one.

2182
01:53:55,240 --> 01:53:57,240
I have both of these songs on my fucking phone.

2183
01:53:57,240 --> 01:53:59,240
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.

2184
01:53:59,240 --> 01:54:00,240
Yes.

2185
01:54:00,240 --> 01:54:01,240
I know.

2186
01:54:01,240 --> 01:54:03,240
I know how the song goes and I know gangsters.

2187
01:54:03,240 --> 01:54:05,240
Paradise mother fucker.

2188
01:54:05,240 --> 01:54:06,240
Yeah.

2189
01:54:06,240 --> 01:54:08,240
I know the song, bro.

2190
01:54:08,240 --> 01:54:12,240
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a

2191
01:54:12,240 --> 01:54:16,240
look at my life and realize there's nothing left because I've

2192
01:54:16,240 --> 01:54:18,240
been through so long.

2193
01:54:18,240 --> 01:54:20,240
I'm gonna get it wrong.

2194
01:54:20,240 --> 01:54:22,240
I never crossed an amazing.

2195
01:54:22,240 --> 01:54:24,240
Oh my God.

2196
01:54:24,240 --> 01:54:26,240
Did you ever watch a show all that?

2197
01:54:26,240 --> 01:54:27,240
No.

2198
01:54:27,240 --> 01:54:28,240
You never saw all that?

2199
01:54:28,240 --> 01:54:30,240
No, I'm not old.

2200
01:54:30,240 --> 01:54:31,240
That's right.

2201
01:54:31,240 --> 01:54:32,240
No.

2202
01:54:32,240 --> 01:54:33,240
That was my brother's.

2203
01:54:33,240 --> 01:54:34,240
Who was it?

2204
01:54:34,240 --> 01:54:36,240
I'm gonna really get it.

2205
01:54:36,240 --> 01:54:37,240
Coolio.

2206
01:54:37,240 --> 01:54:39,240
It's Coolio.

2207
01:54:39,240 --> 01:54:43,240
We don't do this to try and make people feel bad.

2208
01:54:43,240 --> 01:54:47,240
I'm not a snowflake.

2209
01:54:47,240 --> 01:54:51,240
I can deal with the fact that I got the answer wrong.

2210
01:54:51,240 --> 01:54:53,240
I knew that.

2211
01:54:53,240 --> 01:54:55,240
Mother fucker.

2212
01:54:55,240 --> 01:54:57,240
This was the roast of alley mac tonight.

2213
01:54:57,240 --> 01:54:59,240
Well, alley macs.

2214
01:54:59,240 --> 01:55:01,240
That three quarters of a test.

2215
01:55:01,240 --> 01:55:04,240
The roast of alley mac occurred every episode of this fucking

2216
01:55:04,240 --> 01:55:07,240
podcast and it wasn't here.

2217
01:55:07,240 --> 01:55:09,240
You can't go five minutes.

2218
01:55:09,240 --> 01:55:11,240
We have to really go fucking alley mac.

2219
01:55:11,240 --> 01:55:13,240
Those are the ghost peppers.

2220
01:55:13,240 --> 01:55:16,240
So, well, I'll give it one lick.

2221
01:55:16,240 --> 01:55:18,240
If you want to see the special content, this is gonna be

2222
01:55:18,240 --> 01:55:19,240
videotaped.

2223
01:55:19,240 --> 01:55:22,240
Allie mac is gonna do, he agreed to it.

2224
01:55:22,240 --> 01:55:24,240
I never agree.

2225
01:55:24,240 --> 01:55:28,240
But that's special content you have to pay for.

2226
01:55:28,240 --> 01:55:29,240
Patreon.

2227
01:55:29,240 --> 01:55:32,240
It's on Total Podcast Only fans.

2228
01:55:32,240 --> 01:55:35,240
Which one are we doing today, alley mac?

2229
01:55:35,240 --> 01:55:37,240
We're gonna lick the Carolina Reaper.

2230
01:55:37,240 --> 01:55:38,240
I'm gonna lick it.

2231
01:55:38,240 --> 01:55:40,240
I'm not ingesting any ounce of it.

2232
01:55:40,240 --> 01:55:42,240
You're gonna chew that shit.

2233
01:55:42,240 --> 01:55:44,240
No, dude, that's a good deal.

2234
01:55:44,240 --> 01:55:46,240
I'm gonna lick it.

2235
01:55:46,240 --> 01:55:47,240
I'm not gonna.

2236
01:55:47,240 --> 01:55:48,240
Lick it.

2237
01:55:48,240 --> 01:55:50,240
Lick it.

2238
01:55:50,240 --> 01:55:54,240
Allie mac got his ass kicked tonight.

2239
01:55:54,240 --> 01:55:56,240
You just licked it.

2240
01:55:56,240 --> 01:55:58,240
No, I sniffed it.

2241
01:55:58,240 --> 01:56:00,240
It's like a smelling salt just sniffing it because I know

2242
01:56:00,240 --> 01:56:02,240
what it tastes like.

2243
01:56:02,240 --> 01:56:04,240
I'll lick it.

2244
01:56:04,240 --> 01:56:06,240
Like a lollipop.

2245
01:56:06,240 --> 01:56:08,240
Lollipop.

2246
01:56:08,240 --> 01:56:10,240
Lollipop.

2247
01:56:10,240 --> 01:56:12,240
Lollipop.

2248
01:56:12,240 --> 01:56:14,240
That's kind of like a plot.

2249
01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:16,240
Oh, fuck.

2250
01:56:16,240 --> 01:56:18,240
Lollipop.

2251
01:56:18,240 --> 01:56:20,240
I'll tell you why.

2252
01:56:20,240 --> 01:56:22,240
Okay, no, that wasn't that bad.

2253
01:56:22,240 --> 01:56:24,240
I got a little...

2254
01:56:24,240 --> 01:56:26,240
I'll hold it in my mouth.

2255
01:56:26,240 --> 01:56:28,240
I'm gonna bite the tiny tip off.

2256
01:56:28,240 --> 01:56:30,240
Bite the nip off the end.

2257
01:56:30,240 --> 01:56:32,240
Come on, eat some more, bro.

2258
01:56:32,240 --> 01:56:34,240
Come on.

2259
01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:36,240
Uh-uh.

2260
01:56:36,240 --> 01:56:38,240
Is it really just from that little bit?

2261
01:56:38,240 --> 01:56:40,240
It's one localized power to my mouth,

2262
01:56:40,240 --> 01:56:42,240
but yeah, it's on fucking fire right now.

2263
01:56:42,240 --> 01:56:44,240
I got it.

2264
01:56:44,240 --> 01:56:46,240
What about from the lick?

2265
01:56:46,240 --> 01:56:48,240
Allie mac, I got a challenge for you.

2266
01:56:48,240 --> 01:56:50,240
You gotta read

2267
01:56:50,240 --> 01:56:52,240
three pages of the communist manifesto

2268
01:56:52,240 --> 01:56:54,240
in a minute.

2269
01:56:54,240 --> 01:56:56,240
I'm gonna go ahead and get it.

2270
01:56:56,240 --> 01:56:58,240
I'm gonna go ahead and get it.

2271
01:56:58,240 --> 01:57:00,240
Three pages of the communist manifesto

2272
01:57:00,240 --> 01:57:02,240
in a minute or else you have to eat another pepper.

2273
01:57:02,240 --> 01:57:04,240
Another bite.

2274
01:57:04,240 --> 01:57:06,240
Oh, fuck.

2275
01:57:06,240 --> 01:57:08,240
I swear.

2276
01:57:08,240 --> 01:57:12,240
No, I'm not gonna be able to do this in three minutes.

2277
01:57:12,240 --> 01:57:14,240
Three pages, bro.

2278
01:57:14,240 --> 01:57:16,240
He thought also that he and Engels

2279
01:57:16,240 --> 01:57:18,240
were living in an age of capitalism

2280
01:57:18,240 --> 01:57:20,240
when in fact capitalism got hardly started.

2281
01:57:20,240 --> 01:57:22,240
There was really very little modern about text.

2282
01:57:22,240 --> 01:57:24,240
I'll industry, which is no more than the application.

2283
01:57:24,240 --> 01:57:26,240
You better do it in the industry.

2284
01:57:26,240 --> 01:57:28,240
The kind industry flourishes.

2285
01:57:28,240 --> 01:57:30,240
A Garian population.

2286
01:57:30,240 --> 01:57:32,240
Skipping.

2287
01:57:32,240 --> 01:57:34,240
I'm waiting along with him.

2288
01:57:34,240 --> 01:57:36,240
He's skipping over it.

2289
01:57:36,240 --> 01:57:38,240
The kind industry flourishes.

2290
01:57:38,240 --> 01:57:40,240
Only in backward countries, a predominantly agrarian

2291
01:57:40,240 --> 01:57:42,240
population. A later experience has shown

2292
01:57:42,240 --> 01:57:44,240
industrial England of 1847 through

2293
01:57:44,240 --> 01:57:46,240
a very impressive to contemporary

2294
01:57:46,240 --> 01:57:48,240
30 seconds.

2295
01:57:48,240 --> 01:57:50,240
Now appears crude and backward, not much higher than say

2296
01:57:50,240 --> 01:57:52,240
the president level of India.

2297
01:57:52,240 --> 01:57:54,240
The true industrial revolution began only with

2298
01:57:54,240 --> 01:57:56,240
the switch and turn launched the age of iron and steel.

2299
01:57:56,240 --> 01:57:58,240
This is not a corner of 20 seconds.

2300
01:57:58,240 --> 01:58:00,240
What do the age of internal combustion engine

2301
01:58:00,240 --> 01:58:02,240
electronics marks taught too narrowly

2302
01:58:02,240 --> 01:58:04,240
in economic terms got full of health.

2303
01:58:04,240 --> 01:58:06,240
10 seconds.

2304
01:58:06,240 --> 01:58:08,240
To allow for the endlessly stimulating effect

2305
01:58:08,240 --> 01:58:10,240
of human invention.

2306
01:58:10,240 --> 01:58:12,240
When one industry was over one of the capital

2307
01:58:12,240 --> 01:58:14,240
new channels were sued over in elsewhere.

2308
01:58:14,240 --> 01:58:16,240
sympathy with Poland.

2309
01:58:16,240 --> 01:58:18,240
sympathy with Poland.

2310
01:58:18,240 --> 01:58:20,240
sympathy with Poland.

2311
01:58:20,240 --> 01:58:22,240
No.

2312
01:58:22,240 --> 01:58:24,240
That was the end of the third page.

2313
01:58:24,240 --> 01:58:26,240
No, that was the end of the third page.

2314
01:58:26,240 --> 01:58:28,240
I skimmed over the second dose.

2315
01:58:28,240 --> 01:58:30,240
No, I did it.

2316
01:58:30,240 --> 01:58:32,240
How the fuck do you think

2317
01:58:32,240 --> 01:58:34,240
I am?

2318
01:58:34,240 --> 01:58:36,240
You think I can read three pages

2319
01:58:36,240 --> 01:58:38,240
of that fucker?

2320
01:58:38,240 --> 01:58:40,240
How much did you do?

2321
01:58:40,240 --> 01:58:42,240
You said three minutes.

2322
01:58:42,240 --> 01:58:44,240
I said three minutes.

2323
01:58:44,240 --> 01:58:46,240
No, he said a minute.

2324
01:58:46,240 --> 01:58:48,240
You said if you gave me three, I probably could

2325
01:58:48,240 --> 01:58:50,240
have done it.

2326
01:58:50,240 --> 01:58:52,240
I'm reasonable.

2327
01:58:52,240 --> 01:58:54,240
All right, I'll tell you what.

2328
01:58:54,240 --> 01:58:56,240
I'll give you three minutes for three pages,

2329
01:58:56,240 --> 01:58:58,240
but you have to eat a bite of pepper.

2330
01:58:58,240 --> 01:59:00,240
I'm not reading anymore of this fucking book.

2331
01:59:00,240 --> 01:59:02,240
Let's talk about something.

2332
01:59:02,240 --> 01:59:04,240
Fuck you. Fuck your peppers.

2333
01:59:04,240 --> 01:59:06,240
So I said I was going to put a pin in it

2334
01:59:06,240 --> 01:59:08,240
late earlier.

2335
01:59:08,240 --> 01:59:10,240
The ASMR girls.

2336
01:59:10,240 --> 01:59:12,240
ASMR makes me super uncomfortable.

2337
01:59:12,240 --> 01:59:14,240
That's all I have to say.

2338
01:59:14,240 --> 01:59:16,240
They're like, so let me tell you

2339
01:59:16,240 --> 01:59:18,240
about what I saw last night.

2340
01:59:18,240 --> 01:59:20,240
It wore off quick.

2341
01:59:20,240 --> 01:59:22,240
It wasn't a lot.

2342
01:59:22,240 --> 01:59:24,240
I felt the full run to the for a moment.

2343
01:59:24,240 --> 01:59:26,240
There was like, I am a very stupid.

2344
01:59:26,240 --> 01:59:28,240
You seem to be more inquisitive

2345
01:59:28,240 --> 01:59:30,240
about these peppers than anybody.

2346
01:59:30,240 --> 01:59:32,240
He wants to try one.

2347
01:59:36,240 --> 01:59:38,240
Did you just like taste it?

2348
01:59:38,240 --> 01:59:40,240
Yeah, I'm just like, I'm just

2349
01:59:40,240 --> 01:59:42,240
I'm dabbling.

2350
01:59:42,240 --> 01:59:44,240
Dabbling.

2351
01:59:44,240 --> 01:59:46,240
If you eat the whole thing,

2352
01:59:46,240 --> 01:59:48,240
that will be a completely different experience.

2353
01:59:48,240 --> 01:59:50,240
I haven't even tried this one.

2354
01:59:52,240 --> 01:59:54,240
Did you go for the Reaper?

2355
01:59:54,240 --> 01:59:56,240
Oh my God, that's the hottest one.

2356
01:59:56,240 --> 01:59:58,240
He took off like the tiniest nibble of it,

2357
01:59:58,240 --> 02:00:00,240
which is what I just did and it was bearable.

2358
02:00:04,240 --> 02:00:06,240
He's going to be fucked in about a minute.

2359
02:00:08,240 --> 02:00:10,240
Is he going to eat that?

2360
02:00:10,240 --> 02:00:12,240
Dude, if you eat it, you'll understand why I don't want to do it.

2361
02:00:12,240 --> 02:00:14,240
I'm telling you.

2362
02:00:14,240 --> 02:00:16,240
I'm going to put it in the podcast.

2363
02:00:16,240 --> 02:00:18,240
Daddy eats his first carol on a Reaper.

2364
02:00:18,240 --> 02:00:20,240
Oh shit.

2365
02:00:20,240 --> 02:00:22,240
And if you eat the whole thing,

2366
02:00:22,240 --> 02:00:24,240
No, no.

2367
02:00:24,240 --> 02:00:26,240
No, don't smile it.

2368
02:00:26,240 --> 02:00:28,240
Seriously.

2369
02:00:28,240 --> 02:00:30,240
You'll have like bad.

2370
02:00:30,240 --> 02:00:32,240
Don't, no.

2371
02:00:32,240 --> 02:00:34,240
No, spit it out.

2372
02:00:34,240 --> 02:00:36,240
Spit it out.

2373
02:00:36,240 --> 02:00:38,240
Are you chewing it?

2374
02:00:38,240 --> 02:00:40,240
No.

2375
02:00:40,240 --> 02:00:42,240
You fucking fucker you.

2376
02:00:42,240 --> 02:00:45,680
I don't even keep it in my mouth, no I don't.

2377
02:00:45,680 --> 02:00:50,640
Yeah because it's the seeds. The seeds is where all the fucking heat comes from. If you chew it.

2378
02:00:50,640 --> 02:00:52,140
Are you just tasting the skin?

2379
02:00:52,140 --> 02:00:54,140
Yeah, that's pretty good.

2380
02:00:54,240 --> 02:00:59,040
Yeah, it has taste. If you chew it you will just feel pain. There's no taste.

2381
02:00:59,040 --> 02:01:01,040
I like spicy stuff.

2382
02:01:01,040 --> 02:01:04,040
You won't like that, I promise you.

2383
02:01:04,040 --> 02:01:06,040
It's all wet now.

2384
02:01:06,040 --> 02:01:08,040
You giving it a couple crunches?

2385
02:01:08,040 --> 02:01:12,040
I'm just letting it stop around in my mouth.

2386
02:01:12,040 --> 02:01:16,040
I can't wait until you're saliva just makes it through to a couple seeds.

2387
02:01:20,040 --> 02:01:23,040
I'm afraid you'll swallow my spit.

2388
02:01:23,040 --> 02:01:25,040
I have a carrot!

2389
02:01:25,040 --> 02:01:27,040
Oh yeah, it will.

2390
02:01:27,040 --> 02:01:31,040
I'll keep it in my mouth to tire the entire schizophrenic lamp.

2391
02:01:31,040 --> 02:01:39,040
So though, unless you bite into it, I don't think you're going to get even a quarter of the effect. But I'll accept that.

2392
02:01:39,040 --> 02:01:41,040
You're doing more than I would.

2393
02:01:44,040 --> 02:01:46,040
Oh boy! Go ahead.

2394
02:01:46,040 --> 02:01:48,040
Wait, you're fucking your girls.

2395
02:01:48,040 --> 02:01:49,040
Whatever.

2396
02:01:49,040 --> 02:01:50,040
I want to hear about it!

2397
02:01:50,040 --> 02:01:51,040
ASMR!

2398
02:01:51,040 --> 02:01:52,040
ASMR.

2399
02:01:52,040 --> 02:01:53,040
I want to hear about it!

2400
02:01:53,040 --> 02:01:57,040
Yeah, literally they fucking just go up to the microphone and they're like,

2401
02:01:57,040 --> 02:02:02,040
Alright, welcome to today's thing where I'm gonna be talking.

2402
02:02:02,040 --> 02:02:05,040
And they do weird things like their fingers.

2403
02:02:05,040 --> 02:02:08,040
They tap the microphone.

2404
02:02:08,040 --> 02:02:11,040
Are you eating it?

2405
02:02:11,040 --> 02:02:12,040
No.

2406
02:02:12,040 --> 02:02:13,040
Are you going to?

2407
02:02:13,040 --> 02:02:14,040
No.

2408
02:02:14,040 --> 02:02:16,040
Are you gonna chew it at least?

2409
02:02:16,040 --> 02:02:19,040
I'm just gonna pack it in my lip like a dip.

2410
02:02:19,040 --> 02:02:20,040
Oh my god.

2411
02:02:20,040 --> 02:02:23,040
I hope your saliva just dissolves through.

2412
02:02:23,040 --> 02:02:26,040
Just a little bit, just so it catches you off guard.

2413
02:02:26,040 --> 02:02:30,040
Right now, I'll leave Max when I gotta eat one because you ate one.

2414
02:02:30,040 --> 02:02:33,040
I literally at no point have said that I would eat one.

2415
02:02:33,040 --> 02:02:35,040
I remain true with that.

2416
02:02:35,040 --> 02:02:37,040
Oh, it's splitting open.

2417
02:02:37,040 --> 02:02:40,040
Oh boy, here we go.

2418
02:02:40,040 --> 02:02:41,040
Really?

2419
02:02:41,040 --> 02:02:42,040
Yeah, really.

2420
02:02:42,040 --> 02:02:44,040
His skin is busted open.

2421
02:02:47,040 --> 02:02:48,040
Am I in for it?

2422
02:02:48,040 --> 02:02:49,040
You might be.

2423
02:02:49,040 --> 02:02:50,040
I don't know.

2424
02:02:50,040 --> 02:02:52,040
I've only ever chewed them to get the full effect.

2425
02:02:52,040 --> 02:02:53,040
Oh yeah.

2426
02:02:53,040 --> 02:02:56,040
Yeah, I was getting splashed.

2427
02:02:56,040 --> 02:02:58,040
You're hot.

2428
02:02:58,040 --> 02:03:01,040
Yeah, I'm gonna go.

2429
02:03:01,040 --> 02:03:04,040
You might as well chew it now.

2430
02:03:04,040 --> 02:03:06,040
Oh baby.

2431
02:03:06,040 --> 02:03:08,040
My lips hurt.

2432
02:03:08,040 --> 02:03:10,040
Oh, oh yeah, I should open it.

2433
02:03:10,040 --> 02:03:12,040
It opened up.

2434
02:03:12,040 --> 02:03:14,040
Oh!

2435
02:03:14,040 --> 02:03:17,040
I'm not gonna, yeah, I should spit this out now.

2436
02:03:17,040 --> 02:03:18,040
Yeah.

2437
02:03:18,040 --> 02:03:19,040
I should probably spit it out.

2438
02:03:19,040 --> 02:03:20,040
Yeah.

2439
02:03:20,040 --> 02:03:22,040
I should go through Tyler's rant.

2440
02:03:22,040 --> 02:03:24,040
It's gonna be like 30 minutes.

2441
02:03:24,040 --> 02:03:26,040
Whatever it's localized, it's not gonna hurt.

2442
02:03:26,040 --> 02:03:28,040
Dude, it's gonna be 30 minutes.

2443
02:03:28,040 --> 02:03:31,040
You know the guy from Hot Ones, that show?

2444
02:03:31,040 --> 02:03:32,040
Yeah.

2445
02:03:32,040 --> 02:03:35,040
So he's very tolerant.

2446
02:03:35,040 --> 02:03:37,040
He has high tolerance for spicy foods, right?

2447
02:03:37,040 --> 02:03:38,040
Yeah.

2448
02:03:38,040 --> 02:03:41,040
He ate one of those and he was fucking done.

2449
02:03:41,040 --> 02:03:43,040
Fucking on the floor.

2450
02:03:43,040 --> 02:03:48,040
You better get going with the rant, Tyler.

2451
02:03:48,040 --> 02:03:50,040
I don't wanna fucking rant with you.

2452
02:03:50,040 --> 02:03:52,040
Man, that shit.

2453
02:03:52,040 --> 02:03:53,040
Oh yeah.

2454
02:03:53,040 --> 02:03:55,040
Oh, I just got a little bit in the back of my throat.

2455
02:03:55,040 --> 02:03:56,040
Yeah, just spit it out, man.

2456
02:03:56,040 --> 02:03:59,040
I don't wanna watch you torture yourself.

2457
02:03:59,040 --> 02:04:00,040
Is it out?

2458
02:04:00,040 --> 02:04:02,040
Yeah, I got a seat in my mouth.

2459
02:04:05,040 --> 02:04:06,040
All right.

2460
02:04:06,040 --> 02:04:07,040
Yeah.

2461
02:04:07,040 --> 02:04:08,040
That was bad, wasn't it?

2462
02:04:08,040 --> 02:04:10,040
Dude, I didn't even chew it once.

2463
02:04:10,040 --> 02:04:14,040
So imagine that if you chewed it, swallowed it,

2464
02:04:14,040 --> 02:04:18,040
then went home and later got the worst cramps of your life.

2465
02:04:18,040 --> 02:04:19,040
Oh my god.

2466
02:04:19,040 --> 02:04:22,040
You felt like a girl who was pregnant.

2467
02:04:22,040 --> 02:04:23,040
I did.

2468
02:04:23,040 --> 02:04:25,040
I was literally on my girlfriend's kitchen floor

2469
02:04:25,040 --> 02:04:28,040
in the fetal position, rocking back and forth.

2470
02:04:28,040 --> 02:04:30,040
She's like, should I call an ambulance?

2471
02:04:30,040 --> 02:04:32,040
I'll get you some water.

2472
02:04:32,040 --> 02:04:36,040
Actually, it's honestly easier if you don't get water.

2473
02:04:36,040 --> 02:04:37,040
Do you have alcohol?

2474
02:04:37,040 --> 02:04:38,040
Yeah.

2475
02:04:38,040 --> 02:04:39,040
No.

2476
02:04:39,040 --> 02:04:40,040
You don't have any booze?

2477
02:04:40,040 --> 02:04:41,040
No, I don't.

2478
02:04:41,040 --> 02:04:42,040
Is this recording?

2479
02:04:42,040 --> 02:04:43,040
Yeah.

2480
02:04:43,040 --> 02:04:44,040
I'll be right back.

2481
02:04:44,040 --> 02:04:49,040
Skit's a fronic movie review.

2482
02:04:49,040 --> 02:04:53,040
We're back on Untitled Podcast.

2483
02:04:53,040 --> 02:04:54,040
Last time.

2484
02:04:54,040 --> 02:04:55,040
Back to the Future 2.

2485
02:04:55,040 --> 02:04:56,040
Back to the Future 2.

2486
02:04:56,040 --> 02:04:58,040
Some of you asked for more.

2487
02:04:58,040 --> 02:05:00,040
Some of you told us to shut the fuck up

2488
02:05:00,040 --> 02:05:03,040
and you'd fucking kill us if we did anymore.

2489
02:05:03,040 --> 02:05:05,040
I'll put my address in the comments.

2490
02:05:05,040 --> 02:05:07,040
Come fucking find me.

2491
02:05:07,040 --> 02:05:09,040
Last time, Marty McFly.

2492
02:05:09,040 --> 02:05:11,040
He was in distress.

2493
02:05:11,040 --> 02:05:13,040
Last in the 1950s.

2494
02:05:13,040 --> 02:05:17,040
Left a letter from Doc from 1885.

2495
02:05:17,040 --> 02:05:20,040
It says, Marty, you've got to help me.

2496
02:05:20,040 --> 02:05:24,040
I've gone back in time to the future.

2497
02:05:24,040 --> 02:05:26,040
Okay.

2498
02:05:26,040 --> 02:05:33,040
So, Marty McFly left back in 1955 when Doc disappeared.

2499
02:05:33,040 --> 02:05:34,040
Wousers.

2500
02:05:34,040 --> 02:05:39,040
That shit's cray-cray.

2501
02:05:39,040 --> 02:05:41,040
So, Marty reads the letter.

2502
02:05:41,040 --> 02:05:46,040
He says, fucking Marty, I'm back in 1885.

2503
02:05:46,040 --> 02:05:49,040
I left the DeLorean in the fucking cave.

2504
02:05:49,040 --> 02:05:52,040
And he goes to this fucking cave.

2505
02:05:52,040 --> 02:05:55,040
And he's just like, whoa, Doc, I found a DeLorean.

2506
02:05:55,040 --> 02:05:57,040
And Doc's not even fucking there.

2507
02:05:57,040 --> 02:05:59,040
He's just talking to a goddamn ghost.

2508
02:05:59,040 --> 02:06:02,040
So, fucking, he opens up the goddamn cave

2509
02:06:02,040 --> 02:06:03,040
with fucking things.

2510
02:06:03,040 --> 02:06:05,040
Like, there's a map and like he takes the thing off.

2511
02:06:05,040 --> 02:06:07,040
He's like, it's DeLorean, man.

2512
02:06:07,040 --> 02:06:10,040
So he goes, ah, you're going to be going back

2513
02:06:10,040 --> 02:06:11,040
to cowboy time.

2514
02:06:11,040 --> 02:06:14,040
So let's get you a cowboy suit.

2515
02:06:14,040 --> 02:06:16,040
So he gets a, he goes to this fucking

2516
02:06:16,040 --> 02:06:18,040
drive-in movie theater.

2517
02:06:18,040 --> 02:06:20,040
He met this drive-in movie theater.

2518
02:06:20,040 --> 02:06:23,040
He gets a fucking, what's it called?

2519
02:06:23,040 --> 02:06:26,040
He gets a cowboy suit from the 1950s.

2520
02:06:26,040 --> 02:06:28,040
Like pink and like green and shit.

2521
02:06:28,040 --> 02:06:30,040
It's fucking weird as shit.

2522
02:06:30,040 --> 02:06:33,040
So he gets, he gets the fucking, yeah.

2523
02:06:33,040 --> 02:06:35,040
So he gets back to 19.

2524
02:06:35,040 --> 02:06:39,040
So he fucking starts going, I'm in the DeLorean.

2525
02:06:39,040 --> 02:06:44,040
He's driving into DeLorean, going 88 miles per hour.

2526
02:06:44,040 --> 02:06:46,040
Goes back into the van.

2527
02:06:46,040 --> 02:06:49,040
Whoa, what's going on, man?

2528
02:06:49,040 --> 02:06:52,040
It's just a bunch of, there's nothing going on, man.

2529
02:06:52,040 --> 02:06:55,040
And then he's like, oh wait, there's a bunch of engines.

2530
02:06:55,040 --> 02:06:58,040
No, no, no, it's the Calvary first.

2531
02:06:58,040 --> 02:07:00,040
The goddamn Calvary going through.

2532
02:07:00,040 --> 02:07:04,040
And they're going, I thought the Calvary came second.

2533
02:07:04,040 --> 02:07:06,040
No, Calvary came first, the Indians came second.

2534
02:07:06,040 --> 02:07:08,040
So the Indians came second.

2535
02:07:08,040 --> 02:07:11,040
So the engines came and they're fucking throwing,

2536
02:07:11,040 --> 02:07:16,040
just shooting fucking, just shooting arrows at the fucking DeLorean.

2537
02:07:16,040 --> 02:07:21,040
And Marty's like, oh man, I'm driving into DeLorean, oh man, what's going on?

2538
02:07:21,040 --> 02:07:24,040
So then he goes out and he's like, oh man.

2539
02:07:24,040 --> 02:07:27,040
So he fucking drives into a fucking cave and he's in this cave.

2540
02:07:27,040 --> 02:07:29,040
He's like, oh man, I think I lost him.

2541
02:07:29,040 --> 02:07:34,040
He looks back into DeLorean and he's like, oh no, it's a fucking,

2542
02:07:34,040 --> 02:07:36,040
the gas line gets hit in the arrow.

2543
02:07:36,040 --> 02:07:39,040
It's leaking fuel. He's not able to go back anymore.

2544
02:07:39,040 --> 02:07:41,040
It's gone, but fuel is gone.

2545
02:07:41,040 --> 02:07:44,040
He's like, fuck man, I'm going to be stuck in 1885.

2546
02:07:44,040 --> 02:07:47,040
What am I going to do? This is heavy.

2547
02:07:47,040 --> 02:07:49,040
And then he's fucking like, he turns around and he goes,

2548
02:07:49,040 --> 02:07:51,040
well, shit just got worse. There's a fucking bear.

2549
02:07:51,040 --> 02:07:55,040
And the bear's like, oh, he's like, oh my air.

2550
02:07:55,040 --> 02:07:59,040
And he runs away and does like the weird like flailing arms shit that he does sometimes.

2551
02:07:59,040 --> 02:08:01,040
He falls down a fucking hill.

2552
02:08:01,040 --> 02:08:03,040
He falls down a goddamn hill.

2553
02:08:03,040 --> 02:08:09,040
He's like, oh man, he hits his head on a fucking like post or some shit.

2554
02:08:09,040 --> 02:08:11,040
And he gets fucking woken up.

2555
02:08:11,040 --> 02:08:13,040
And when he wakes up, this is Marty boy.

2556
02:08:13,040 --> 02:08:14,040
We're talking.

2557
02:08:14,040 --> 02:08:15,040
This is Marty.

2558
02:08:15,040 --> 02:08:18,040
So he wakes up and it's all dark.

2559
02:08:18,040 --> 02:08:21,040
And he hears a familiar voice.

2560
02:08:21,040 --> 02:08:29,040
And he goes, she goes, couldn't be well, you're safe back in 1885.

2561
02:08:29,040 --> 02:08:34,040
And he goes, 1885. And she goes, oh yes.

2562
02:08:34,040 --> 02:08:37,040
It's his fucking mom again, but back in the 1880.

2563
02:08:37,040 --> 02:08:40,040
And this time she didn't try and molest him while he was sleeping.

2564
02:08:40,040 --> 02:08:44,040
Yeah. And Seamus McFly found him.

2565
02:08:44,040 --> 02:08:51,040
Seamus McFly is his ancestor who's literally just fucking Marty McFly just with a beard and a top hat.

2566
02:08:51,040 --> 02:08:56,040
And then he's fucking like, whoa, man, you know, you know, Dr. Brown.

2567
02:08:56,040 --> 02:08:59,040
He's like, the blacksmith.

2568
02:08:59,040 --> 02:09:01,040
And he's just like, oh, the blacksmith.

2569
02:09:01,040 --> 02:09:03,040
He's like, yeah, he's in town.

2570
02:09:03,040 --> 02:09:05,040
But you know, we should get you some different clothes.

2571
02:09:05,040 --> 02:09:10,040
Those are looking kind of fucking homosexual.

2572
02:09:10,040 --> 02:09:14,040
So then he's like, they don't actually say that.

2573
02:09:14,040 --> 02:09:16,040
But they imply it.

2574
02:09:16,040 --> 02:09:17,040
Yeah.

2575
02:09:17,040 --> 02:09:18,040
So he's like, okay.

2576
02:09:18,040 --> 02:09:25,040
So he puts on his actual cowboy clothes.

2577
02:09:25,040 --> 02:09:32,040
And then like his, his, his, his, his mom from the 1800s is like, so what can I call you?

2578
02:09:32,040 --> 02:09:37,040
And he goes, uh, Clint, you're like, all right, Clint, what's your last name?

2579
02:09:37,040 --> 02:09:39,040
He goes Eastwood.

2580
02:09:39,040 --> 02:09:42,040
So then he goes back.

2581
02:09:42,040 --> 02:09:43,040
He goes into town.

2582
02:09:43,040 --> 02:09:45,040
He finds Doc and Doc is doing weird shit.

2583
02:09:45,040 --> 02:09:47,040
Like he got a big ass machine.

2584
02:09:47,040 --> 02:09:49,040
He's like, yo, doc, what's going on, man?

2585
02:09:49,040 --> 02:09:52,040
He's just like, oh, well, here I am.

2586
02:09:52,040 --> 02:09:54,040
I'm doing doc stuff.

2587
02:09:54,040 --> 02:10:00,040
And then he gets an, uh, he gets jammed up with, uh, no, that's, that comes.

2588
02:10:00,040 --> 02:10:01,040
Oh, right.

2589
02:10:01,040 --> 02:10:02,040
Yeah.

2590
02:10:02,040 --> 02:10:07,040
He rides in the tea, he goes into town and then like fucking mad dog fucking comes out and it's fucking Biff.

2591
02:10:07,040 --> 02:10:09,040
It's just fucking Biff again.

2592
02:10:09,040 --> 02:10:10,040
And Biff comes in.

2593
02:10:10,040 --> 02:10:15,040
He's just like, ah, what the fuck are you doing in my town?

2594
02:10:15,040 --> 02:10:16,040
Blah, blah, blah.

2595
02:10:16,040 --> 02:10:18,040
And he's just like, I just want to drink at the bar, man.

2596
02:10:18,040 --> 02:10:21,040
And he's just like, well, we don't like you folks around here.

2597
02:10:21,040 --> 02:10:24,040
So he fucking hangs them in the center of town.

2598
02:10:24,040 --> 02:10:26,040
He's just grabs my, he's just fucking hangs him.

2599
02:10:26,040 --> 02:10:28,040
And it doesn't look like Seamus, right?

2600
02:10:28,040 --> 02:10:29,040
Yeah.

2601
02:10:29,040 --> 02:10:30,040
He looks like Seamus.

2602
02:10:30,040 --> 02:10:31,040
Yeah.

2603
02:10:31,040 --> 02:10:33,040
And then he's just like, oh, I'm fucking getting hung here.

2604
02:10:33,040 --> 02:10:34,040
What's going on?

2605
02:10:34,040 --> 02:10:36,040
Blah, blah, blah.

2606
02:10:36,040 --> 02:10:40,040
And then fucking doc comes out with a fucking sniper rifle just shoots the fucking thing.

2607
02:10:40,040 --> 02:10:43,040
And he's just like, get out of my town, man dog.

2608
02:10:43,040 --> 02:10:47,040
And then fucking he's just like, I'll get you, you son of a bitch.

2609
02:10:47,040 --> 02:10:49,040
I'll be back.

2610
02:10:49,040 --> 02:10:51,040
Trust me, I'll be back.

2611
02:10:51,040 --> 02:10:54,040
And then doc and Marty goes, yo doc, I gotta show you something.

2612
02:10:54,040 --> 02:11:01,040
Well, first he's like, he's like, you owe me, you owe me, you owe me $32 for my horse.

2613
02:11:01,040 --> 02:11:02,040
He's like, I already do.

2614
02:11:02,040 --> 02:11:03,040
Hold up, hold up.

2615
02:11:03,040 --> 02:11:04,040
How do you figure?

2616
02:11:04,040 --> 02:11:09,040
Ali back, by the way, this is the part where I usually get ridiculously high.

2617
02:11:09,040 --> 02:11:10,040
10-4.

2618
02:11:10,040 --> 02:11:13,040
So he's fucking, he's going through this shit.

2619
02:11:13,040 --> 02:11:16,040
He's like, you owe me $32.

2620
02:11:16,040 --> 02:11:19,040
He's like, 32, how do you figure?

2621
02:11:19,040 --> 02:11:22,040
He goes, well, 25 for the horse.

2622
02:11:22,040 --> 02:11:26,040
And it was like, what was the other thing that it was like through him off as far as he got hurt?

2623
02:11:26,040 --> 02:11:27,040
Yeah, or something like that.

2624
02:11:27,040 --> 02:11:28,040
Yeah, through a shoe.

2625
02:11:28,040 --> 02:11:29,040
That's what it was.

2626
02:11:29,040 --> 02:11:30,040
Yeah.

2627
02:11:30,040 --> 02:11:31,040
Yeah.

2628
02:11:31,040 --> 02:11:33,040
So I figure that's an extra $5.

2629
02:11:33,040 --> 02:11:37,040
And then he goes, you're never going to get that money from me.

2630
02:11:37,040 --> 02:11:40,040
And he's just like, while you one way or another.

2631
02:11:40,040 --> 02:11:42,040
And then the sheriff just comes out and goes bang, bang.

2632
02:11:42,040 --> 02:11:45,040
He goes, you stop messing around in my town.

2633
02:11:45,040 --> 02:11:49,040
And he's like, oh man, I'm going to get the fuck out of here.

2634
02:11:49,040 --> 02:11:50,040
So he fucking goes off.

2635
02:11:50,040 --> 02:11:51,040
Strictly, right?

2636
02:11:51,040 --> 02:11:52,040
Yeah, it's strict.

2637
02:11:52,040 --> 02:11:53,040
Yeah.

2638
02:11:53,040 --> 02:11:54,040
So he goes out and he's just like, fuck.

2639
02:11:54,040 --> 02:11:56,040
And he's just like, I'll get you, you son of a bitch.

2640
02:11:56,040 --> 02:12:01,040
And he's just like, so in Doc's like, what the fuck was that about?

2641
02:12:01,040 --> 02:12:04,040
He goes, I don't know, man, my neck hurts.

2642
02:12:04,040 --> 02:12:06,040
The guy just tried to hang me.

2643
02:12:06,040 --> 02:12:08,040
And then he goes in, he's just like, look around.

2644
02:12:08,040 --> 02:12:10,040
He's like, what's all this machinery?

2645
02:12:10,040 --> 02:12:11,040
He goes, oh, hold on a second.

2646
02:12:11,040 --> 02:12:13,040
And a single ice cube comes out.

2647
02:12:13,040 --> 02:12:17,040
And he goes, ah, would you like a cold glass of water?

2648
02:12:17,040 --> 02:12:21,040
And he just goes, whoa, he is a nice machine, man.

2649
02:12:21,040 --> 02:12:25,040
And he just goes, but Doc, I got something to show you.

2650
02:12:25,040 --> 02:12:29,040
It says that you're going to die like two days from now.

2651
02:12:29,040 --> 02:12:35,040
And he goes, and everything belongs to your, your love fucking Clara, Clara Barton.

2652
02:12:35,040 --> 02:12:37,040
And he's like, he goes, I've never met a Clara Barton.

2653
02:12:37,040 --> 02:12:39,040
He goes, it happens in two days.

2654
02:12:39,040 --> 02:12:41,040
So it's just obviously not real.

2655
02:12:41,040 --> 02:12:45,040
And he's just like, I don't know, man, it says that you left at the Clara Barton.

2656
02:12:45,040 --> 02:12:49,040
And he's just like, oh, interesting.

2657
02:12:49,040 --> 02:12:54,040
And he just goes, okay, the only way we're going to get up to 88 miles per hour is with a fucking train.

2658
02:12:54,040 --> 02:12:56,040
Suddenly he's like, a train?

2659
02:12:56,040 --> 02:12:59,040
He goes, yes, a train, locomotive.

2660
02:12:59,040 --> 02:13:01,040
And he's just like, oh, okay.

2661
02:13:01,040 --> 02:13:04,040
And so then they go out and they're looking at the train tracks.

2662
02:13:04,040 --> 02:13:06,040
And they're like, well, this just ends in a ditch.

2663
02:13:06,040 --> 02:13:09,040
He goes, but in the 80s, there's not going to be a ditch there.

2664
02:13:09,040 --> 02:13:11,040
It's going to be a bridge.

2665
02:13:11,040 --> 02:13:12,040
It'll be fine.

2666
02:13:12,040 --> 02:13:14,040
So he's just like, I trust you, Doc.

2667
02:13:14,040 --> 02:13:16,040
But while they're out at the bridge.

2668
02:13:16,040 --> 02:13:17,040
So wait a second.

2669
02:13:17,040 --> 02:13:21,040
How did, how did they, I forget how, how he got trapped in 1885?

2670
02:13:21,040 --> 02:13:25,040
Because the, the DeLorean's fuel line just ruptured from the engines.

2671
02:13:25,040 --> 02:13:28,040
Oh, there's something, there's something they didn't invent until the 80s, right?

2672
02:13:28,040 --> 02:13:29,040
Gasoline.

2673
02:13:29,040 --> 02:13:31,040
No, no, no, no, no.

2674
02:13:31,040 --> 02:13:33,040
How did Doc get stuck in 1885?

2675
02:13:33,040 --> 02:13:36,040
Oh, because he had the old DeLorean.

2676
02:13:36,040 --> 02:13:38,040
That he hid from Martin.

2677
02:13:38,040 --> 02:13:40,040
There's more than one DeLorean.

2678
02:13:40,040 --> 02:13:43,040
No, because he had DeLorean and he put it back.

2679
02:13:43,040 --> 02:13:45,040
Wait, aren't there future and past DeLoreans too?

2680
02:13:45,040 --> 02:13:47,040
So I don't fucking know.

2681
02:13:47,040 --> 02:13:48,040
It's the future.

2682
02:13:48,040 --> 02:13:50,040
How could Marty go back and talk?

2683
02:13:50,040 --> 02:13:52,040
The same DeLorean that he duplicated.

2684
02:13:52,040 --> 02:13:53,040
I don't know.

2685
02:13:53,040 --> 02:13:54,040
It's just a funny movie.

2686
02:13:54,040 --> 02:13:57,040
Doc took the time machine, right?

2687
02:13:57,040 --> 02:13:58,040
Yes.

2688
02:13:58,040 --> 02:14:01,040
And so Marty also had a time machine to go back to, to help Doc.

2689
02:14:01,040 --> 02:14:02,040
So there's two.

2690
02:14:02,040 --> 02:14:03,040
Because he hit it.

2691
02:14:03,040 --> 02:14:04,040
Doc hit it.

2692
02:14:04,040 --> 02:14:05,040
In the tunnel.

2693
02:14:05,040 --> 02:14:07,040
Oh, and Doc wanted to stay back in the 1800s.

2694
02:14:07,040 --> 02:14:08,040
Yeah, yeah.

2695
02:14:08,040 --> 02:14:10,040
Yeah, that's where he wanted to go.

2696
02:14:10,040 --> 02:14:11,040
That's where he wanted to end up.

2697
02:14:11,040 --> 02:14:12,040
Yeah.

2698
02:14:12,040 --> 02:14:13,040
So he's like, okay, whatever.

2699
02:14:13,040 --> 02:14:15,040
But didn't he write a letter for help?

2700
02:14:15,040 --> 02:14:17,040
How did he get the letter for help?

2701
02:14:17,040 --> 02:14:18,040
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

2702
02:14:18,040 --> 02:14:20,040
He wasn't, he wasn't saying he didn't.

2703
02:14:20,040 --> 02:14:21,040
He saved it at the post office.

2704
02:14:21,040 --> 02:14:23,040
He said he wasn't for help.

2705
02:14:23,040 --> 02:14:25,040
It was to tell Marty where the DeLorean was.

2706
02:14:25,040 --> 02:14:27,040
But he wanted to go back to help Doc.

2707
02:14:27,040 --> 02:14:29,040
Because he saw, he took the picture of the gravestone.

2708
02:14:29,040 --> 02:14:31,040
Yeah, that's what happened.

2709
02:14:31,040 --> 02:14:32,040
Oh, that's right.

2710
02:14:32,040 --> 02:14:34,040
Pretty big part of the plot to leave out there.

2711
02:14:34,040 --> 02:14:37,040
But there is a point in time when there's two DeLoreans.

2712
02:14:37,040 --> 02:14:38,040
Yes.

2713
02:14:38,040 --> 02:14:39,040
It's in the second one.

2714
02:14:39,040 --> 02:14:40,040
It's in the second one, yeah.

2715
02:14:40,040 --> 02:14:41,040
Marty.

2716
02:14:41,040 --> 02:14:42,040
I thought this was back to the future too.

2717
02:14:42,040 --> 02:14:43,040
This is back to the future stories.

2718
02:14:43,040 --> 02:14:44,040
This is the third one.

2719
02:14:44,040 --> 02:14:45,040
Oh, fuck.

2720
02:14:45,040 --> 02:14:47,040
Actually, no, even in the first one,

2721
02:14:47,040 --> 02:14:50,040
even in the first one, there's two DeLoreans at one point,

2722
02:14:50,040 --> 02:14:52,040
because he comes back, as soon as he comes back.

2723
02:14:52,040 --> 02:14:54,040
Oh, yeah, there is two.

2724
02:14:54,040 --> 02:14:57,040
It's broken down in the street and he runs to single pine mall.

2725
02:14:57,040 --> 02:14:58,040
Yeah, single pine mall.

2726
02:14:58,040 --> 02:14:59,040
And then he sees himself driving away.

2727
02:14:59,040 --> 02:15:01,040
He should have stayed a fuck away from it.

2728
02:15:01,040 --> 02:15:04,040
For a short period of time, there's two DeLoreans in existence.

2729
02:15:04,040 --> 02:15:06,040
Yeah, because there could be two cars,

2730
02:15:06,040 --> 02:15:07,040
just like there could be two people.

2731
02:15:07,040 --> 02:15:09,040
He sees himself in the future.

2732
02:15:09,040 --> 02:15:11,040
He's like, whoa.

2733
02:15:11,040 --> 02:15:13,040
Which would break everything.

2734
02:15:13,040 --> 02:15:15,040
All right, so we figured that out.

2735
02:15:15,040 --> 02:15:17,040
Back to the ravine, right?

2736
02:15:17,040 --> 02:15:19,040
So back to the ravine, they're like, oh, man,

2737
02:15:19,040 --> 02:15:20,040
what's going on here?

2738
02:15:20,040 --> 02:15:22,040
And he is here, help, help.

2739
02:15:22,040 --> 02:15:24,040
And he's like, we gotta help her.

2740
02:15:24,040 --> 02:15:26,040
And he's like, I don't think we should do that.

2741
02:15:26,040 --> 02:15:29,040
You always said messing with the past is a bad idea.

2742
02:15:29,040 --> 02:15:31,040
He's like, but we gotta help her.

2743
02:15:31,040 --> 02:15:33,040
And he sees her chest and he's like, oh, we gotta help her.

2744
02:15:33,040 --> 02:15:34,040
Yeah.

2745
02:15:34,040 --> 02:15:37,040
So then she's going, help me, help me.

2746
02:15:37,040 --> 02:15:39,040
So then he's just like, all right.

2747
02:15:39,040 --> 02:15:41,040
So they ride over and he goes, jump on.

2748
02:15:41,040 --> 02:15:43,040
And it was Claire Barton.

2749
02:15:43,040 --> 02:15:45,040
And that was Barton's ravine because she fell into it.

2750
02:15:45,040 --> 02:15:48,040
So she wasn't supposed to be alive anymore.

2751
02:15:48,040 --> 02:15:53,040
And he's just like, and Marty's like, did you tell me not to fuck with the timeline?

2752
02:15:53,040 --> 02:15:56,040
He's just like, I'm going to fuck her, Marty.

2753
02:15:56,040 --> 02:15:59,040
Not when you're trying to bust a nut.

2754
02:15:59,040 --> 02:16:00,040
It doesn't matter.

2755
02:16:00,040 --> 02:16:04,040
If the subject is going to be made at the consequence of the space time

2756
02:16:04,040 --> 02:16:06,040
continually ruptured.

2757
02:16:06,040 --> 02:16:08,040
He's like, what's your name, ma'am?

2758
02:16:08,040 --> 02:16:09,040
And she goes, Clara.

2759
02:16:09,040 --> 02:16:11,040
He goes, Clara what?

2760
02:16:11,040 --> 02:16:12,040
Clara Barton.

2761
02:16:12,040 --> 02:16:17,040
And he just goes, and Marty goes, she was supposed to die, man.

2762
02:16:17,040 --> 02:16:19,040
And he's just like, don't worry about it.

2763
02:16:19,040 --> 02:16:23,040
So then he's like, oh, fuck, man, this is weird, man.

2764
02:16:23,040 --> 02:16:28,040
So then they got to figure out a way because there's a train that's going to be coming through at a certain time.

2765
02:16:28,040 --> 02:16:29,040
And it's two days from now.

2766
02:16:29,040 --> 02:16:31,040
We're on the tracks, fix everything.

2767
02:16:31,040 --> 02:16:32,040
So he's like, okay.

2768
02:16:32,040 --> 02:16:36,040
It's unbelievable how they made one movie into three movies.

2769
02:16:36,040 --> 02:16:37,040
It's exactly the same.

2770
02:16:37,040 --> 02:16:39,040
Yeah, the same plot.

2771
02:16:39,040 --> 02:16:41,040
Yeah, so it's two days from now.

2772
02:16:41,040 --> 02:16:47,040
And they're supposed to, and then fucking Doc was supposed to die.

2773
02:16:47,040 --> 02:16:49,040
I'm like the end day.

2774
02:16:49,040 --> 02:16:53,040
He's like, oh man, this is going to be bad.

2775
02:16:53,040 --> 02:16:54,040
We got to get out of here.

2776
02:16:54,040 --> 02:16:56,040
And he's just like, it still says you die, Doc.

2777
02:16:56,040 --> 02:16:58,040
It still says you die.

2778
02:16:58,040 --> 02:17:02,040
So he's just like, I don't know Marty, but we have other shit to worry about right now.

2779
02:17:02,040 --> 02:17:05,040
So they're doing, you know, old West things.

2780
02:17:05,040 --> 02:17:07,040
And then eventually they have like this town party.

2781
02:17:07,040 --> 02:17:12,040
And this town party is just like, they're putting up the clock tower.

2782
02:17:12,040 --> 02:17:14,040
That's what it is, in Hill Valley.

2783
02:17:14,040 --> 02:17:15,040
So they're putting up the clock tower.

2784
02:17:15,040 --> 02:17:18,040
And they're like, this is going to be a marvel of engineering.

2785
02:17:18,040 --> 02:17:20,040
And he's like, I'm going to go jerk off in the corner.

2786
02:17:20,040 --> 02:17:22,040
You guys better not be shooting guns here.

2787
02:17:22,040 --> 02:17:25,040
So then like, yeah.

2788
02:17:25,040 --> 02:17:27,040
So then they go back in time.

2789
02:17:27,040 --> 02:17:28,040
Not back in time.

2790
02:17:28,040 --> 02:17:32,040
They go, they go to the thing and then fucking Doc starts dancing with Clara.

2791
02:17:32,040 --> 02:17:34,040
Just fucking having a ho down.

2792
02:17:34,040 --> 02:17:41,040
And then Marty comes in, takes his fucking six shooter and does the fucking wild gunman shit at the fucking, at the, at the thing.

2793
02:17:41,040 --> 02:17:43,040
And he's like, man, you win the pistol.

2794
02:17:43,040 --> 02:17:46,040
And Marty's like, kick ass.

2795
02:17:46,040 --> 02:17:48,040
I get a pistol.

2796
02:17:48,040 --> 02:17:50,040
So he's like, all right.

2797
02:17:50,040 --> 02:17:55,040
And then he's like, oh fuck, tomorrow's the day we're going to die.

2798
02:17:55,040 --> 02:18:02,040
And then fucking he was like, and no, mad dog Tanner comes in and he's just like, I'm going to kill you, you fucking son of a bitch.

2799
02:18:02,040 --> 02:18:04,040
And he's just like, no, you're not going to kill me.

2800
02:18:04,040 --> 02:18:07,040
And then fucking he goes, oh, what are you, yellow?

2801
02:18:07,040 --> 02:18:12,040
And then fucking Marty turns around and goes, nobody calls me yellow.

2802
02:18:12,040 --> 02:18:16,040
He just goes, well, let's have a duel tomorrow at high nude.

2803
02:18:16,040 --> 02:18:20,040
And then the gravestone changes from Doc Brown to Clint Eastwood.

2804
02:18:20,040 --> 02:18:23,040
And he's just like, fuck.

2805
02:18:23,040 --> 02:18:25,040
And then they're like, man, I was real brave of you.

2806
02:18:25,040 --> 02:18:28,040
And then the undertaker comes over and like measures on me.

2807
02:18:28,040 --> 02:18:29,040
He's like, what are you doing?

2808
02:18:29,040 --> 02:18:32,040
He goes, for your coffin, of course.

2809
02:18:32,040 --> 02:18:34,040
So then he's going through.

2810
02:18:34,040 --> 02:18:35,040
He's like, fuck me.

2811
02:18:35,040 --> 02:18:36,040
What am I going to do?

2812
02:18:36,040 --> 02:18:38,040
We got to get to the fucking DeLorean.

2813
02:18:38,040 --> 02:18:40,040
And if we leave, they're going to follow us.

2814
02:18:40,040 --> 02:18:42,040
We're going to kill us, man.

2815
02:18:42,040 --> 02:18:44,040
So then he's just like, whatever.

2816
02:18:44,040 --> 02:18:46,040
I got this bitch now.

2817
02:18:46,040 --> 02:18:48,040
So fuck you, Marty.

2818
02:18:48,040 --> 02:18:50,040
So then he's like, ah, fuck, man.

2819
02:18:50,040 --> 02:18:53,040
So then they go, and it comes high noon, fucking high noon.

2820
02:18:53,040 --> 02:18:55,040
And he's just like, oh, man.

2821
02:18:55,040 --> 02:18:57,040
So then fucking, fucking Biff comes out.

2822
02:18:57,040 --> 02:19:01,040
He's just like, so you decide to show up, motherfucker or whatever the fuck he says.

2823
02:19:01,040 --> 02:19:04,040
And Marty's like, yeah.

2824
02:19:04,040 --> 02:19:07,040
And then he's just like, oh, OK.

2825
02:19:07,040 --> 02:19:10,040
And then he's playing, oh.

2826
02:19:10,040 --> 02:19:11,040
He's like, yeah.

2827
02:19:11,040 --> 02:19:12,040
You know?

2828
02:19:12,040 --> 02:19:13,040
How deep is it?

2829
02:19:13,040 --> 02:19:36,060
As deep as a

2830
02:19:36,060 --> 02:19:39,800
No, we don't want any trouble man. So then he's fucking they go, okay

2831
02:19:39,800 --> 02:19:44,200
We got just enough time to get to the train falls over in a pile. Yeah

2832
02:19:47,320 --> 02:19:52,160
So then they go like oh we just have enough time to get to the train so they fucking rob a train and

2833
02:19:52,560 --> 02:19:55,620
Then fucking Clara comes along and Claire's just like

2834
02:19:58,480 --> 02:20:03,920
He's like I'm gonna stay Marty I'm gonna have lots of sex and Marty's like

2835
02:20:03,920 --> 02:20:09,320
Doc you gotta come with me. He's like no time Marty get in the DeLorean

2836
02:20:09,360 --> 02:20:15,760
So then again the fucking DeLorean and he's like boom fucking they made like special things that like a different color smoke

2837
02:20:15,760 --> 02:20:22,280
So it's like green smoke is getting faster yellow smoke and then red smoke is like when you can fucking go back and back into the future

2838
02:20:22,280 --> 02:20:24,280
So they're going back to the future. He's like

2839
02:20:24,280 --> 02:20:30,520
Oh fuck man, are you gonna make it we're getting super close to that guy damn bridge. Yeah, please just gonna blow up me. Yeah, please. I don't like that bridge man

2840
02:20:30,520 --> 02:20:32,520
So they go there they go and there you go

2841
02:20:34,040 --> 02:20:36,040
Future he's like whoa

2842
02:20:36,040 --> 02:20:38,740
I made it but he's like but Doc's gone

2843
02:20:38,840 --> 02:20:41,840
But then the DeLorean just stops moving and then he's like

2844
02:20:42,400 --> 02:20:47,960
What what's going on man, and a fucking train just smash this the DeLorean blows it up and he jumps out

2845
02:20:48,440 --> 02:20:50,440
Yeah, he's like whoa

2846
02:20:50,440 --> 02:20:57,040
What's going on and he's just like man, I'm never gonna see Doc again, man, and then fucking

2847
02:20:59,440 --> 02:21:01,440
Train sounds

2848
02:21:01,720 --> 02:21:06,440
I'm never gonna see Doc again. I'm never gonna see Doc. He's stuck back there

2849
02:21:06,440 --> 02:21:07,440
And he says here's

2850
02:21:07,440 --> 02:21:14,080
Bop bop bop shh and a fucking locomotive fucking DeLorean comes through he's like hello, Marty

2851
02:21:14,080 --> 02:21:18,320
I gotta introduce you to my kids and then Marty's like you've been getting busy, huh?

2852
02:21:18,320 --> 02:21:20,760
Haven't you talked he goes oh, I have Marty

2853
02:21:22,040 --> 02:21:26,440
He goes the future is what you make it Marty. It's in your hands

2854
02:21:26,440 --> 02:21:29,800
He goes you don't have to listen to anybody you can change your future

2855
02:21:29,880 --> 02:21:35,800
And he goes okay, and he flies off in his goddamn train, and he's like fuck. He is Jennifer

2856
02:21:35,800 --> 02:21:40,640
I gotta go back for Jennifer so he goes back and Jennifer's sleeping on the goddamn porch. He's just like

2857
02:21:41,320 --> 02:21:46,320
Jennifer it feels like it's been weeks that I've seen you since it's been two hours Marty

2858
02:21:46,320 --> 02:21:51,320
He's just like oh, yeah, right so he gets in his kick-ass car that he got in the second one

2859
02:21:51,880 --> 02:21:57,920
And then fucking flee from the red hot chili peppers is like let's go man. Come on. Let's drag wait

2860
02:22:02,400 --> 02:22:05,960
She's like don't do it Marty and Marty needles is the one drive. Yeah

2861
02:22:09,320 --> 02:22:11,320
Yeah

2862
02:22:11,320 --> 02:22:16,040
Man, let's run the drag with at the turn of this light man. Let's fucking go man

2863
02:22:17,600 --> 02:22:22,680
He's like licking the fucking steering wheel and shit. Oh my what the fuck is getting fucking Marty's like

2864
02:22:23,240 --> 02:22:25,880
He fucking gets his hand on the thing revving it up. He's ready

2865
02:22:28,280 --> 02:22:33,880
He's a site all right here we go and then he's just like the light turns green fucking

2866
02:22:33,880 --> 02:22:41,480
Flee fucking floors it and he's just kicks it. He kicks it in the reverse. Yeah, and then the car almost hits needles

2867
02:22:41,480 --> 02:22:43,480
He's like what the fuck man?

2868
02:22:44,680 --> 02:22:51,280
Stupid enough to raise that part head you think I'm stupid to raise that but head and that kind of sums up like the whole thing being like

2869
02:22:51,360 --> 02:22:54,200
The future isn't written. Yeah the end

2870
02:22:55,000 --> 02:22:57,000
You would have hit that rose rice

2871
02:22:57,000 --> 02:23:04,640
You would have hit that rose rice. I'm completely honest. I lost you about 30 seconds into that. Did you ever see that Marty?

2872
02:23:05,200 --> 02:23:07,200
No, we're gonna force you to watch

2873
02:23:07,920 --> 02:23:13,360
It's honestly what I know is what like half my fucking trivia questions were about back to the future

2874
02:23:13,800 --> 02:23:16,200
Like I don't fucking know. I don't know

2875
02:23:17,000 --> 02:23:19,000
It's one of the best movies ever written

2876
02:23:19,560 --> 02:23:21,560
Based off of what it also

2877
02:23:21,560 --> 02:23:27,160
Said it seems like all three movies kind of just serve the exact same purpose

2878
02:23:27,920 --> 02:23:30,480
I want to do a Titanic next time

2879
02:23:30,480 --> 02:23:50,480
Also, Leah Thompson gorgeous, we'll do the Titanic and then I'll play the

2880
02:23:50,480 --> 02:23:52,480
So what time period do we got?

2881
02:23:52,480 --> 02:24:00,680
Two two hours 22 minutes. I think that works. We'll call that a wrap. Yes, I gotta go the fuck to bed

2882
02:24:00,680 --> 02:24:09,360
I literally have work in less than six hours. So I haven't slept so gentlemen. That was a good episode 12 of the Untitled podcast

2883
02:24:10,560 --> 02:24:14,600
Ali Mack thank you for being alive, you know no problem and

2884
02:24:14,600 --> 02:24:21,200
Last last but not least take care of yourselves and each other Ali Mack has redeemed himself

2885
02:24:24,280 --> 02:24:26,680
For his absence his absenteeism

2886
02:24:27,440 --> 02:24:29,440
He's been like

2887
02:24:29,840 --> 02:24:33,960
It'll be till you see me next time like us on Facebook and Spotify

2888
02:24:34,440 --> 02:24:39,840
And leave a comment if you think we should be canceled or not canceled until sir opinions

2889
02:24:39,840 --> 02:24:49,000
Later we out for all we know robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't how do you know?

2890
02:24:50,080 --> 02:24:52,880
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

2891
02:24:55,840 --> 02:25:00,000
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet fuck no

2892
02:25:00,000 --> 02:25:09,840
No, no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are there's people out there with some really dumb thoughts

2893
02:25:11,320 --> 02:25:19,400
Extended episode where the fuck did the beer bins come from where the fucking stone-edge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

2894
02:25:20,280 --> 02:25:26,480
They're killing already born babies and sell them to the Chinese aliens exist as

2895
02:25:26,480 --> 02:25:32,920
Somewhere in China alright in some days. What the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least

2896
02:25:34,440 --> 02:25:36,440
Okay

2897
02:25:37,560 --> 02:25:41,360
Super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens

2898
02:25:41,360 --> 02:25:55,040
I do got the dosy

2899
02:25:55,040 --> 02:25:57,040
I

2900
02:26:08,160 --> 02:26:14,880
Before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump

2901
02:26:14,880 --> 02:26:23,160
Nothing they're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds

2902
02:26:26,960 --> 02:26:34,280
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are gonna make them so fucking real

2903
02:26:34,280 --> 02:26:38,680
They're gonna sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage

2904
02:26:38,680 --> 02:26:43,520
They're gonna be able to convince you that they can fuck real you can cut it open you're gonna see blood gods no circuitry

2905
02:26:43,520 --> 02:26:45,520
But let me tell you their technology

2906
02:26:45,520 --> 02:27:07,560
Which by the way big brother is the overlord

2907
02:27:15,520 --> 02:27:17,520
I

2908
02:27:28,080 --> 02:27:35,480
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator okay, I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real okay look it up

2909
02:27:35,720 --> 02:27:40,120
Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit George Soros actually

2910
02:27:41,120 --> 02:27:43,120
During the home

2911
02:27:43,120 --> 02:27:45,120
Doing it just to survive

2912
02:27:48,560 --> 02:27:50,560
George Soros is the fucking devil

2913
02:27:50,960 --> 02:27:52,960
Okay

2914
02:27:52,960 --> 02:27:57,960
George Soros is the actual fucking ringer for all this shit

2915
02:27:57,960 --> 02:28:13,440
Oh god drop the butter