For all we know robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this
planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking
rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended
episode. Where the fuck did the piermins come from? Where the fucking stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? Oh, they're killing, they're killing all
already born babies and selling them to the Chinese. Aliens exist as humans. Somewhere in
China, right, in some days. What the fuck? There are super soldiers that are at least
nine or ten feet tall. Okay? They have bread with super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
I do not the dociate with parents. I do not listen to them.
This just in on title podcast has been canceled. Also, Alex McDonald has been found alive.
The police search has been called off. Alex McDonald found alive. Apparently he's just been working.
Yeah, he has been. Welcome back, buddy. And also other breaking news. I will be doing
cocaine live on my cocaine. That is not true. Keep this kid in point. For the record, that's not
true. It's just smelling. There's no camera. It's just smelling souls.
Got all this back again. I hate the anti Christ. I'm just gonna say it out right. Fuck the anti
Christ. Now let's see. All right. Okay. Am I getting? All right. Here we go. So you got
to crack it here in the middle. Yeah. And then it's gonna turn red. And you just do one of those.
How long does it last for? About a minute, I'd say. Like it's really strong when like in the first
like 20 seconds. Am I gonna get like, am I gonna get like a buzz off of it? You're gonna get
like a fucking up. It just smells bad. No. Yeah. It's like a stimulant because I do have bad
reactions with stimulants. No, so it's a thing that wakes up people. It's not a drug. It's just a
smell. Okay. I don't know. But based off what I'm hearing, it kind of sounds like a ammonia.
It's just a really strong ammonia. No, no. Okay. Okay. Put it up in your nose.
Let me get that brother. Pass that toy. Oh, shit.
Let me get that. Let me get that. Yeah, give him some.
Oh, fuck. All right, let's see if I'm done. Wow. I spent the entire day with my girlfriend. So I'm
probably done today. Oh my God. It's not bad. Yeah, it wakes you up. Wow.
Dude, that's wild. You're immune to it. Oh my God. Yeah, I don't know. I used to do it when I was
boxing all the time. Yeah, that's what it's for. Thanks for asking people if they've heard of it.
Yeah, it's like boxers and hockey. Yeah, it's usually people say, oh, yeah, I've seen boxers of it.
So what's been going on? Mr. McDonald. Nothing much. A lot of chronic masturbation.
I want you guys. This is the new I saw in the news that Kanye went to Mar-a-Logo and he asked
Trump to be his running mate. Trump screamed. He lost his fucking mind. Really? Yeah. He's like,
get the fuck out of my house. Get the fuck out of my house. I'm like, excuse me. I do not like you.
Get out of my house. Oh, dude, that's because Donald Trump understands like you got to be in with the
Jews, dude. If you're going to do anything in this world, you got to be tight with the Jews.
Like you can't do people call me. Trump just can't take someone that's more ridiculous than him.
Yeah. Yeah, but I mean at least he's smart enough to know that you don't you don't fuck with the
people that sign your paychecks. Yeah, but Kanye is it's just gonna be a joke just like when Trump
ran. You know how it is. It's like, oh, let's vote for Trump because it's funny and he's a celebrity.
I mean, I ran before to he ran over fucking Kanye just to be an asshole. I think Kanye actually
thinks he has a chance. So we here would vote for Kanye was everybody under no circumstance.
When I vote for him, I vote for Kanye. I would not. You weren't here for the Kanye episode.
The Kanye Halloween special. The Kanye and the rake Halloween special. Oh, yeah. You guys ever
heard of the Ratman? Yeah, I had. What's that? I was watching this movie VHS 94. It's like a horror
movie. They just came out with a sequel to that. It's like 1990. Yeah, 99. Yeah. There's like a
Ratman and it's like half rat, half man. There's like homeless people. He's at
right. I think I saw a couple of Ratmen running around Albany today. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I feel
like that that makes up a pretty good population of Albany actually would be Ratman. I'd say Lizard
people to maybe goblins. Do from the Ninja Turtle. So there's a difference between goblins and
gremlins. Like everybody just combines the two, but there's definitely a difference between
goblins and gremlins. Goblins are more like humans. They're they're they're small humans with big
noses and large ears and they they they are very like money driven and gremlins money driven. Yeah,
they're money driven. Like they have like pots of golden shit that they carry on their back.
And gremlins, on the other hand, are creatures of pure chaos. They are like more they're similar
to goblins in like body. But instead of being skin, it's like scaly. So they're like lizard.
They're like lizard goblins. What are the what are the gnomes? The gnomes. The gnomes are they
are like the lawful good versions of the gremlin. Like it's like they look like a spectrum. I don't
know. There's some pretty there's some stories of so gnomes that aren't up to no good actually. So
a gnomes gnomes to gnome good. So like if there's like a political compass like gnomes,
gremlins, goblins and then fucking fairies. Have you ever been in bed with a goblin in bed with
a goblin suckybiss with goblins? But dude, what if that happened? Yeah, would you ever go for it?
Put a goblin like all of a sudden you woke up in the middle of the night and just like this invisible
force is just like rubbing one out for you. No, no, goblins aren't invisible. Goblins are our
physical beings. So by the way, what would you go for? So a suckybiss, right? It gets a little
that gubbelussy. So so the so there's actually okay. Okay, we'll get into that later. By the way,
episode five is up to hundred and ninety two downloads. Wow. Look at that. Like a hundred ninety of me.
So I wonder why that one's so popular. So suckybiss right in a mental breakdown. I can't even remember.
Mr. Lee's thinking about the end. Yeah, that was me. That was me screaming about something. But
suckybiss back to your back to your thing. Suckybiss are demons that have sex with you and steal
your sperm and then transform into a male and have sex with a woman and impregnate them with your
child. That's an incubus, right? So a suckybiss and an incubus at the same entity, but they can switch
genders to to fuck whoever. Yeah, yeah. Like they look like now. Yeah, like suckybiss is will turn
into like the most beautiful woman you've ever seen. You buy and fuck you and an incubus will
like turn like, you know, like we are the caprio and fuck to suck you. This is there any negative.
I mean, I mean, is there any negative? You just get a fucking magnificently beautiful woman and they
just steal your sperm and have your child with somebody else. That's not like they know it was
your kid. I mean, no, but or they do get a DNA test and you just get you get fucked. I have a child.
How? Because suckybiss and incubus come to you in a dream type thing. So you're like, that was a
fucking weird ass dream. And not not normally that happens, but goblins back to goblins.
Like a blussy goblissie. There's actually a whole fucking section of of internet shit for goblissie.
Oh, rule 34. Yeah, if it exists, there is porn of it. The goblins are little porn of it. Yeah,
there's part of it. Sure. There's porn of it. I mean, I can't say I'm part of it. Give me literally
two seconds. Dan's having a realization. He's like, I thought I had the chronic masturbation
going on before. Like women, like hot women. You told me I can get like a vanilla, vanilla,
hot women right there took me two seconds. What that's supposed to be? That's that's some good
blussy. That's goblin porn. Fuck is wrong with you. He didn't believe that it was a thing. There's
look at goblin shit. All right now look up a succubus. Oh, there's probably lots for that.
Oh, I'm back. You want some? You want some? No, yeah. Come on, bro. No, bro. No circumstance.
God bless. Look at those. Never mind. I'm gonna hold back. What's like the motivation of the
suck you. But see what's the point of the succubus? The pregnant somebody. Yeah, I don't know. Just
so chaos into the world. I don't fucking know. I'm kind of offended. I haven't been visited by one of
these entities because it means they don't want my DNA. They don't. Or maybe you're too pure a heart.
Damn, I gotta get a little corrupted. Would you ever donate your sperm to a sperm day? No.
What are they paying? No, 100 bucks pop. I feel like the guilt that you would feel from that
later in life, you'd start thinking about it. Be like, man, that kid kind of looked like me. Fuck.
Like, you know, that kind of like doubt that it would so you're gonna get one of these.
Hello, Daniel. It's me, your son.
Fuck right off. Get the fuck off of my property.
Hey, is your name Dan? It's like, yeah. Do you think about all the less than
desirable donating for money? You think the one out of 10 people, the one out of 10 are the ones
filling up the one to get in that place. So if you have better genes, they should pay you better
for your spurs. Yeah, like if you're taller, if that's discrimination, though, no, no, dude,
if you're a fat motherfucker, I feel like if you go down this rabbit hole, another Hitler's going to
come along eventually. That's only no, it's actually a pure bloodline. It's actually a
sperm bank. So if you're blonde-headed blue eyes, your sperm is top shelf. Yeah. Yeah. And then you
get lower like you got like, you know, dirty blonde hair and blue eyes still up there. Then you get
brown hair, blue eyes. You're just being Hitler. No, I mean, none of those traits were even like
the natural selection ones. I was all like, are you telling me that blonde hair is not good looking?
I'm saying that I'm not trying to pay Aryans more to try to slowly phase off another race from the
planet because I feel like that's so you're saying that only black people do sperm donations. I in
what way? We should not be priority. I think it's actually interesting. Do you get to pick a race
when you get sperm donations? No, man. You know it's weird. I think you can. I think you can
choose actually choose the donor like they have stats on the donor and you can choose.
Oh, I think it's wild. Yeah. It's like a fucking it's like a fucking fallout character.
This guy is a strength of strength of six perception of three.
Can you imagine like some, I don't know, some hood rat check? Just like having your kid.
Like why does my kid look like Nick Cannon? Tiger Woods. Do you guys see the the Chappelle
SNL opening? It was fucking really funny. When was this last year? No, this was like last week. Oh,
no, I didn't. It was solid. It was solid. Yeah, they're he talks about Kanye going off the fucking
wall. I thought he got canceled though. Chappelle can't be canceled. Now are backing off the cancel
thing because they should. It's fucking bullshit. Well, I think more people are catching on that.
It's like it's stupid. It's like find something else. Find another hobby hobby besides being
offended. Does that mean we're uncanceled? Yeah, I think so. Uncanceled baby. We're back.
No, cancel. But bring Alex Jones back on Twitter. Now we're canceling. No, I think I think I think
Alex Jones was rightfully canceled, but it's I've heard the episodes. I do believe it's wrong
that he's just it is kind of sus with how much money they're trying to fucking get out of him.
They are trying to parry him so he will never come back. It's in the trillions now. I know.
It's a ridiculous amount of and Alex Jones is still on the air doing
brought him so much attention and so many more viewers. So Alex Jones is like a fucking dragon
that they keep on trying to cage and he keeps on getting out and like eating children and shit.
He'll make a good point or two. Then I'll say some shit about his school shooting or just
something that's so far off the deep end. Everybody stops taking him seriously for a while.
If you ever watch the Alex Jones, Joe Rogan, like podcast, the two that he did,
there's some wild shit that he says in there that's fucking actually real, though. Like what?
Bohemian Grove. He went super far into human animal hybrids. That's actually a real thing.
Human animal hybrids fucking interdimensional vampires.
Man. Damn. Do you like once you make it to interdimensional vampires? That's when
that's when you lose me. You don't know, though. You don't know. You know, I'm not saying that.
How do you say? How can you say here and say that, you know, for sure, I'm not saying I know
for sure, but everything else is believable. Okay. And then you say it's like, oh, human
animal hybrids. Okay. In my brain, that seems plausible. Like I'm just saying you better bring
some good fucking evidence to the table. If you expect me to sit there and believe anything about
interdimensional vampires, he comes back on the podcast and just starts fucking arguing.
Yeah. That's what he does. So picture picture Alex Jones in 2018 was like, look, they've got
a virus in a lab in China. They did. He said that. He said that. He fucking said that. And
they're going to let it go in the world. He did. That's exactly what he fucking said.
Nobody would believe it. And Alex would be over here being like, oh, no, no, I that that still
seems plausible. It's gonna shut down the world. It's gonna shut down the world. No, there's a
fucking there's a big difference between this fucking thing. This fucking fucking 15. Okay.
He's gonna be a virus and they're gonna shut down the entire fucking world. And then China's
gonna emerge as the superpower, but he didn't. He didn't think about the Chinese fucking people
that are uprising right now. Okay. So they finish. Okay. Okay. So
and then he's like, okay, he's talking about these motherfuckers that are in 2015. He was
saying that the Chinese have a virus that they're gonna unleash on the world so that they can become
the dominant superpower. There are they were that little they were releasing COVID on their own
people so they become immune and then they would release a more powerful version on the rest of
the world. So the rest of the world would get fucked up and they already have herd immunity.
And he was saying that shit in 2018 and guess what that shit fucking happened.
Okay. Yes. I need you to I need you to find that info wars.com episode.
Okay, but I'm saying there's a difference. Now that's a conspiracy theory that I would buy into.
Like I believe in contagion shit like that weaponized illness that that's a thing I buy into that
interdimensional vampires. That's I'm not saying I'm not saying outright reject. I'm
like just outright rejected. I'm just saying that it sounds skeptical off the rip. I would
need to be provided with good evidence that to really start buying into the interdimensional
vampire. All right. So that might just be like a simple way to describe it, right? An interdimensional
vampire. But you know, if something actually happened, what is a vampire? It's something
that's like, can we hear about the interdimensional vampires? Tyler, just tell me what's a vampire?
Hold on. First of all, it's something that sucks another human's blood. Not necessarily. What if
in what if it's more scientific than that? But that's the only way we he could describe it.
All right. It's like saying through that large, well then you shouldn't call it. That's it's
fucking evil. Something comes to the east side. Fucking evil. Ever since the Halduron Collider
fucking happened, everything went fucking downhill. Papa John got canceled. COVID happened.
It's bad because it's science. It goes against your fucking religion.
Papa John is back with healthy ingredients. What are you talking about?
Better pizza. Better pizza. You fucking got the pop up.
Okay. So that's not to go super far off topic, but I'll forget about this if I don't. So, you
know, the governor race or the Senate race in Georgia, how it's going to like a runoff right
now, right? Herschel Walker. So Herschel Walker last week during a during like an interview
speech thing, they started talking to him and he just goes, you know, when I was younger, I wanted
to be a vampire. And then I looked into it and I don't want to be a vampire anymore. And then
they he kept on going on a fucking tirate about how he doesn't want to be a vampire. His PR team's
behind him like that guy. So he's like, so he's like, oh yeah, well, what about werewolves? He
goes nowhere wolves. He said his newborn son was fucking ugly and his wife had bad genes.
Kind of like this guy. Herschel Walker calls it now. He's easy. He's a straight shooter. He
gotters and he's a black guy. Wow. Yeah. He's like a formal former NFL. He was on the Cowboys.
Oh no, he was on the the Falcons. Yeah, that's kind of awkward. Actually, let me see what that's
like when I think he was on the Falcons. Who's that one guy who like he was all about like he was
all four weed and then he like fell on the ground in front of everybody on purpose, like trying
to be funny. I don't know. You don't know that he's running for president. So he was on the Cowboys.
He was running for president. Yeah. And the last last election, I think it was not the last one,
the one before that. He's the independent candidate and he was all for a weed. You know,
OJ, they down out there. How dude in an interview, he just like fell on the ground.
And it was just like it just ruined it for him. You know,
you know how Ford released the Bronco again. Yeah, they missed a fucking boat on that advertising
with if they could have got OJ Simpson to advertise for them. I mean, in Rocket League,
I bought the Ford Bronco and I call myself OJ the entire time. It was OJ and the Pope.
Yeah. I bought a white Bronco. It's the Sasquatch package. It's pretty bad ass. I would buy it just
for that name. The OJ package. Dude, but they definitely they definitely fucking missed the
boat on making a fucking OJ commercial. I'm not going to necessarily say he's canceled.
I feel like he kind of is canceled actually. OJ, he fucking murdered two people. I know,
but his name is still like in the headlines with his opinions on canceled stuff like that.
90 fucking four. I wonder what OJ thinks of the new Bronco. You know, he probably bought
he probably said something on Twitter about it. He's active on Twitter.
What the fuck turned that shit off? He's excited. Oh, God, I'm going to go.
Everybody has everybody's having flashbacks over here.
Just so you hear. Back to Nom. The grand OJ Simpson. Shut the fuck up.
Fuckin hate that shit hole. Oh, God, what a world. Yeah. Have you found it yet?
You're holding him accountable. I like the new Ford Bronco.
Oh, no. He gave up the search for what?
For the fucking Alex Jones. Oh, fuck. Yeah, look up that next. But the new Ford Bronco
debuted it on OJ Simpson's birthday. No, it did. Yeah. Yeah. I like that more than a coincidence.
For sure. That well, that must have been July 9th. Wow. OJ's like, I remember that shit on TV.
You guys are probably that was too young. I know it was the first one that was like really
televised though, wasn't it? Dude, I remember this fucking slackjaw bitch, this news anchor,
just like talking out the side of her mouth. What is that? What is that TV anchors name? And I
dude, I remember the chase on TV. That shit was hilarious. So the Pope actually drove a Ford
Bronco at the same time that OJ Simpson did. The Pope Mobile was a Ford Bronco. No shit.
So that's interesting. You know, OJ Simpson. I wonder what he thinks. I'm still trying to
figure out what he thinks of the new Bronco. We should find the Alex Jones article.
I fucking go to infowars.com. Here we go. Or did he just retroactively post something
to infowars.com and make it seem like he no matter what I pull up, you're going to say,
oh, he retroacted that. No, no, no, I won't. It's just I do find it a little bit sketchier
that you're going to his site for it though. I feel like you could find a clip on YouTube.
No, everything. Everything Alex Jones related on YouTube is fucking like often.
That's fair enough. That's this one. Dude, she was doing that whole OJ.
She looks like a AOC. Oh, yeah. Greta Greta Van Suster. And she was like her jaws like off to
the side. She looked like she got her shit rocked. And she would always talk like this entire.
I don't know. I just remember that as like a four year old kid.
Oh, shit. You run from the goddamn cops, though. That's crazy. So many of them.
But I just pull over, pull over to come off all of us. All of us there just pull off with them.
That's just crazy. That's way too many.
Killing the future. COVID madness will lead to half a billion fewer, half a million fewer
births in the U.S. That was two years ago. I got a two fucking Chinese virus, a China virus.
Dude, I don't know that he did say it. But if he did, that's definitely why he's getting canceled
right now. I mean, not even Alex Jones, though, and I'm blown smoke out of my ass here because
I wouldn't be able to find an article or anything. But I remember there was some of those kind of
crazy where it was like there was like a COVID-19 vaccine that was like trademarked like in 2017
through one of these companies. I can't even remember. I don't know if it was like Pfizer
or one of them, but one of them had like a patent or something on one of their vaccines.
And it was before the virus came out and it was called the COVID-19 vaccine.
And everybody just sort of glossed over it like it didn't happen. Maybe he got like debunked
as a hoax or something. But I remember it was a legit story.
No, I think it, I don't know that it was actually called COVID-19, but there was one that was for
SARS-CoV-2. Right? Oh yeah. No, no, you might be right. Yeah, I think that was it.
Well, it wasn't COVID-19. It was SARS-CoV-2, which is the official name of COVID-19, right?
Yeah. Yes. Same thing. Unbelievable. Dude, if that really happened, like the level of greed,
it's like I'm going to get a patent on this, like despite like what everybody else says,
there's no way they can prove it. Yeah. That's worth it. It's probably Fauci,
because he's the only one who can get away with that.
Fucking Fauci. Fucking Fauci.
I hate short guys. That guy's a no. He's a no.
You hate other short guys? Oh yeah. There's like a rivalry. Yeah. How tall is it? Let's see.
I could probably take him. He's probably like five seven. Five foot seven. I'll kick his ass.
Oh, it was right. How tall are you? Five foot five and one half.
That half's real important. That's like we asked the kid how old they are, six and a half.
Yeah. Is it exactly a half or is it three quarters? It's probably like actually just five five.
I was wearing shoes that one time. I got to drink a lot of water, get my vertebra really
moisturized. So apparently, Info Wars only archives back to two years.
Now, why would he do that? That sounds like a terrible idea on his hand.
I don't think you're going to find it there, Jamie.
I swear, I wasn't talking out of my ass. This is true. I'm looking at the Info Wars store
currently now. Okay. Yeah. DNA Force Plus. Okay. Well, we redact everything we said about
it by the last three years of Info Wars from 99 99 until we are presented with evidence.
We do not believe that Alex Jones. Alright there, Alex. Chill the fuck out. Well, I'm just saying
if you show me evidence on the interdimensional fucking vampires, I might buy it, but I got to see
evidence. So where you been, buddy? Well, you know, mostly mostly, mostly, you know, trying
to bring every psychedelic out there fucking bitches, having strippers over. No, primarily just
working. Just working. I think the first one was true. No, just cut straight to the hookers,
dude. It was all hookers and blah. Dude, he's having a cyber Monday fucking thing.
Wow. Pretty cool. You can get his shirt for four bucks until he sponsors us. I am not giving him
a cent of my money. He was code on title. He should be selling his shirts for
twenty thousand dollars pop now. He's got to take back a trillion dollars.
Every day I look at the news. It's like Alex Jones struck with another three
hundred million dollar bill.
The judge orders Alex Jones to pay families the one hundred more. Oh shit.
More dollars. Well the one thing I did want to say about how people are getting.
I was going to be a Democrat friend but my head wouldn't fit up my ass.
The one thing I did want to say is when it comes to. I hate Alex Jones the shirt.
Okay I don't care about his store. No fucking. A lot of times when people sue other people
it's they sue for like a ludicrous amount of money. So if they even get like a fraction of
what they sued them for they're happy. So obviously it could be a little bit different
in the Alex Jones case. But like there's a fucking poker. I'm not poker. Fucking chess
lawsuit going on right now. This guy accused somebody else of cheating.
By putting him for like one hundred million dollars. Yeah he put it. He put a
you know vibrator up his ass that helped him. So that's the that's the rumor. There is no proof.
There's no proof of it. There's no proof of it. But that's what the like it vibrates to the
like to tell him what move to make. Who tells him. Another guy.
Somebody is already watching a live stream or something. So the guy wasn't good at chess himself.
No he was. But like he went up against somebody that like he was not supposed to be like somebody
that's way fucking better than him. It was more or less just like an exhibition.
But it's like so like a guy who's like nobody. You couldn't even bet on it.
Am I like getting echo. Yeah I gotta hold on. So
all right we're back. Oh man. We'll tear that shit.
Hi Hadallah right.
That's all I got.
Wow.
That was fantastic.
Bet you didn't expect the musical guests
on the titled podcast.
You got one.
I'll bring my kazoo next time.
Oh lord.
We're making improvements here.
I'm alive again.
Music now.
God.
So they tried to silence me like Alex Jones.
That's why I wasn't here.
If you could be a.
Cleared my name and I'm back.
If you could be a, you know, mythological
slash cryptid creature.
What would you be?
My god.
Suck you, bitch.
Suck you.
I just learned about it.
Isn't that the guy one?
Be the hat man.
Incubation is the guy one.
No, I'd be the suck you, bitch.
You just fucked dudes.
It's pretty gay, man.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
What about you?
I'd be a vampire.
I'd be the hat man.
Easy.
Damn.
I don't know.
Yo, God, the Bible wasn't lying, bro.
You could be a clown glider.
I mean, there's plenty of options here.
You could be the rake.
Yeah, that's not fun.
He's the guy.
He's a skin walker.
You're never good to see anybody.
I mean, you could become a skin walker.
It's kind of like a process.
Yeah, all right.
So you have to like.
The first thing you got to do is wear like a predator's clothing,
like a wolf or like a bear.
And then you got to go into your village.
I thought you meant like a child predator.
So you got to kill and wear a wolf's pelt.
And then you got to go into your village, murder your family,
and then eat your family, and then go out into the woods
and starve to death.
And you'll come back as a skin walker.
So please explain to me the circumstances
and what someone would want to do that.
Like what benefit do you get by becoming a skin walker?
Immortality, I guess.
Why did Voldemort fucking, you know.
You don't have to really hate your family
and really hate yourself to be like, I'm
going to fucking kill those motherfuckers.
And I'm going to kill myself.
No, but I want to live forever.
Yeah, and eat them.
And you know, I mean, don't get me wrong.
That's no easy task.
You got to kill a wolf and wear its pelt.
Yeah.
Because back in that, in the Native American times,
they would never wear a predator's coat
because they thought it was like kind of like sacrilegious
type things.
But they normally wore like sheep wool or whatever.
But they would never, ever wear a wolf or a bear
pelt or anything like that.
I wonder how that must have felt.
You just wake up in the wigwam one day
and fucking buddy John over there killing his fucking family
and ate them.
Johnny's trying to be a skinwalker.
God damn it.
Motherfucker, keep your eyes out.
Once he starves to death, we're done for.
So what's the deal with that skinwalker ranch?
Like, what is that?
Oh, skinwalker ranch?
There's a whole bunch of stuff.
There's like aliens, ghosts.
Yeah, it's mostly like aliens for the skinwalker ranch, right?
It's skinwalkers, aliens, ghosts.
It's like the trifecta.
Yeah, like animals just randomly disappearing
and then like reappearing weeks later.
And then you know, like a gutted and just dismantled
beyond repair and like a deer will just walk on two legs
and you know, say your birthday and your full name
and like there's a random date in the future.
What?
Yeah, walk away.
No.
Yeah.
Like listen to your bucko.
You're making that one up.
No, dude.
Like listen to your bucko.
I'm going to go grab my crossbow.
I'll give you your depth date, buddy.
Let me check my watch.
She's like Tyler Lee, April 29, 1998.
It's January 18, 2087.
I'd be like, well, at least I got some time.
Dude, what if that's just a test of life?
Like they just want to see who's scared in the simulation
and then people who aren't scared.
Like you win the game.
You know, I was like, you get to escape the simulation.
I had a time where I was like having hallucinations and shit
like pretty regularly.
Really?
And like they used to.
You're not joking about that.
No, no.
And then I used to be scared of it.
And then I got to the point where I'm like, it's not even
fucking scary anymore.
It's like, oh, I'm a scary thing.
I'm going to chase after you.
I'm like, I don't fucking care.
I'm going to go eat a sandwich.
Fuck you.
How many of us do you see in the room right now?
Six.
Really, though.
Like on the regular for like.
Yeah, good two years.
Really?
It was back in the old company.
Kind of fucked my brain up a little bit.
I would get.
I would be caused by stress, like extreme stress.
PTSD, you know, all that shit.
Medications can do that too.
Like when I was on Adderall, they bumped my dosage up.
And I had like it wasn't usually like distinguishable voices
unless you were in complete and utter silence.
But I'd have auditory hallucinations every single night
when I went to bed.
Did you hear in your right.
And you can get that easily too.
Like if you do like a high dosage of melatonin,
it'll just fuck with your head.
It tries to fill in the blank.
Which shadow people.
Yeah.
Typically it sounds like you're just in a food court.
It's just overlapping noise.
But remember that thing I said.
What's that?
On the podcast, my my experience with auditory hallucinations
and sleep paralysis.
Yes.
Sounded like I was in a cafeteria.
Yes.
And it just got louder and louder and louder.
Take a lot of melatonin that day.
No, no.
But it's scary.
I mean, it's the.
So what if the thing is if you do that shit,
it like lowers one of your barriers
and you can start hearing everybody's thoughts
around you type thing.
I bet some people think they can.
I mean, maybe.
But the only thing was that like, I don't know,
like you're not in a cafeteria.
So like that's no, but like you're around a lot of people,
even if like you're just like in your house,
like there's people that are like all around like and shit.
What do we think the radius is?
Your detectability of how many how many people's thoughts
you can hear the more Melatonin.
I had sleep paralysis one time and like I heard a bunch
of people breaking in my house.
I'm like taking shit.
And I was like, damn, this this bitch ain't wake up
for nothing.
Take everything.
Fuck, he ate movement.
Do you hear that?
What?
That was.
I think I was tired.
Oh, I thought we were having another glitch here.
You like to make weird noises.
I'm hearing auditory hallucinations right now.
Yeah, but that's the thing with like amphetamines.
It's like amphetamine induced psychosis.
It is a fucking problem.
Yeah.
That's all you know your problem.
Amphetamines are really.
No.
Amphetamines benefited me when they were in lower dosages.
Yeah.
But like you get up to the higher dosages
and you're like a super human,
but like mentally like you're not even sane.
Yeah.
Like I was a fucking crack head
when I was on like a high amount of Adderall.
So I didn't eat.
I didn't drink.
I didn't sleep, but I was just fully one hundred percent there.
What was your dose?
Like 30 milligrams extended release.
Not really that much, but I was just sensitive to it.
That habit duty.
Yeah, I'm sensitive to all your dick shrivels up like inside of you.
Yeah.
Just like I was looking at the most toxic pages on Twitter
and one of them was slash meth.
It was all people like I have dry mouth.
How do I do?
How do I cure that?
Drink water.
I stop doing that.
My teas are falling out.
So what was the comment section look like on shut the fuck?
You know, people like it's like, you know, if you're on like slash
weed, it's like just people talking about weed, but it's like that with
meth and it's like that with that.
I figured I had a bag of heroin the other day.
Now there you go.
You know, on a patient along with a box cutter.
Oh, I would have kept the air.
I would have kept the box.
I would have kept the box cutter too.
There's two different types of people in this world.
I should.
It's like a red or a blue pill kind of deal.
You take the box cutter there.
Did you taste it?
Did you like the weird gone thing?
You up that's heroin.
I meant the box.
Oh, yeah, I'm just.
Yeah, that's a razor blade.
Oh, wow box cutters because of that one scene and breaking bad.
You ever watch that?
What the scene and breaking bad where he sets the guy's throat with a
box cutter?
That should be any blade in general.
Like I could cut your throat with a fucking yeah, but then he just
bleeds out and he like holds his head and you like yeah.
You never seen ISIS the caprication videos dude.
Well, yeah, I did actually.
Remember bloodshows.com back in the day.
Remember fuck the guy was like eight years old and I watched two people
get decapitated by a chainsaw.
Yeah, I was just like as a child, I was just like whatever.
Oh, you want to watch a video of someone die or a pussy if you don't.
That's how it was brought up to me.
I was peer pressured into watching a video of a brutal actual murder.
Now, do you think that this played some role in you choosing the career that you've chosen?
Hell no.
Do you think that maybe you subconsciously want to relive some past trauma?
I mean, I'm not going to deny it because it's not like I would be no, no, no, I'm
not going off on the deep end on this one.
I'm not going off on the deep end.
We're good on this one.
But fucking no, but it was just I feel like that had to have had some effect on my psyche
as a kid.
We're not supposed to see that shit.
I mean, sure, I was just like it's like those fucking fucked up videos you'll see on Facebook
occasionally like some like dude in some foreign country just beating a dog to death with a
baseball bat.
And that's like the norm there.
What Facebook shit are you getting?
I just know like you'll just see some terrible fucking shit.
Or like occasionally like there was a couple of ones like last year where like somebody
on my friends list with like some fucked up lunatic, blowing his head off with a shotgun
and it wasn't like fake.
It would be real.
And you'd see it and you just scroll through and you'd be like, wow, that was fucked up.
Like I kind of wished I didn't just see that in my fucking Facebook feed before breakfast.
Yeah, exactly.
And you're like, dude, it is fucking 6 30 in the morning.
It's wild.
Like the shit is just like normal eyes now and on Facebook.
Dude, do you ever see that one video, the dude who got like sucked into like the one
shipper?
No, no, no, no, the guy.
I've seen that.
It was like the metal metal like school thing and he got sucked into like the metal school
thing and then he got like his face smashed off the concrete like 48 times.
Yes.
That is one of the one.
Okay.
I hate industrial accidents.
Dude, it's brutal.
That is one of the more horrific things I have ever seen.
Dude, because his head just kept smacking off the fucking ground.
And I've used those.
I used to use those.
Yeah.
Okay.
Now like I can't believe I'm saying this, but like I want to see it for context.
No, you don't.
It's bad.
Dude, it's so usually they have a dead man switch.
Yeah.
So you got to press on the pedal and if you get sucked in the machine, obviously you
can't push on the pedal.
Yeah.
So they bypassed it and this it's just the spinning motor.
Yeah.
You know, giant reel.
Yeah.
He got sucked into it, but then it just like, what was it like a reel for though?
Like for wire, wire, you know those giant ones that people make like coffee tables.
Yes.
They use them for like NIMO or Nash.
Yeah.
Like the wooden ones.
Yeah.
Okay.
I know what you're talking about.
He was like putting wire onto it or something.
And he got his arm caught in it.
Yeah.
He's got his arm caught in like his whole body got wrapped up in it, but his head was hanging
out.
Yeah.
So it was like he was he was being held by like almost his feet or his like torso.
It's torso and his head.
So he was like how quickly was the thing wrapping?
It kept going faster.
It didn't stay.
It's just like it's head smash.
Dude, and there's just so much blood everywhere.
Yeah.
There's blood everywhere.
I started leaving just a line on the concrete.
Yeah.
I don't want to see that.
I feel like whatever I'm putting in my head right now is pretty probably worse.
But I still I know dude. It's not dude anything that you can take up like that shit turns my stomach
Like it's not like it's weird because like everybody has like a curiosity of that stuff
And I feel like just about everybody that sees is repulsed by it
Like I don't relish in seeing shit like that and like people would post them and they would do it for the shock value
They do it to like get the school kids get get get reactions out of people like why like what the fuck's wrong with you?
Wow, and that's what they got off on well
It's like it's hyper stimulating, you know, yeah, it's negativity is stimulating
But like I'm like it's something you know is gonna leave a lasting impact on somebody who sees it
Like they're gonna remember that they saw that that day a week later
And the people the people know like the people who've seen that video know the exact video that I'm talking about dude horrific
It is like you could see his skull exploding every single time it hit the fucking ground until there was no skull left
Yeah, I mean they also like I remember the faces of the people that happened in like that chainsaw video is talking about and I
Remember it didn't feel like it was saddening to me, but like it wasn't anything
I was like in some I feel fucked up. I'll grab that incense brother. We need some
Incense we need some incense. Okay. Yeah. No get get it
What oh, yeah, I almost cut my hand off one time in woodshop with a table saw that would be a pretty sick video
I was like, you know a table saw and you like slide the wood through there's a post there's supposed to have like the
Weird like thing that like stops it like if I could yeah the anti-kickback my teacher installed that after I
You'll still get a nick from it, but you won't get like yeah, no
I'm like fucking yeah, I was cutting the wood and the thing like kicked back and like the wood shot out at me
it hit me in the groin like like right above my dick like to the side and
My hands like snap back right over the blade
Like I almost touched it
And I got like a this like massive hematoma on my like my whole abdomen
Holy shit, what career would Casey have had if you only had one hand? Oh
Oh my god, you probably had some internal bleeding they didn't even do I went to the nurse and she sent me home
I was like what the fuck
Yeah, no, I sort of
That's what happened to them. It's probably like like over a hundred miles per hour the wood was thrown at me
Yeah, I was just shitting coffee grounds for a week
But everything cleared up afterwards. I
Had eight concussions
That's why you have hallucinations
I fun with the CT. I'll give some incense. Thank you. Did you did you lose consciousness and
In boxing I lost consciousness once but it was like a like a
Like one of those like the down and down and like a couple seconds later
I'm like whoo like shit the other ones I just got from football and one I got from falling off a roof
That one hurt
I definitely at least got a concussion or two
But it was nothing I ever went to the doctor for like it wasn't like a severe concussion
But I'm sure I've gotten like two smaller ones that like clean themselves
They said if I get another concussion I could die, but I don't fucking listen to doctors
So you might want I think I don't think it's a bad idea. Yeah, I mean
I mean that repeated head strike thing you don't even have to lose consciousness for it to be a serious problem
Yeah, because I thought I'm later on like I fell off the roof and I landed on my back on concrete
I smacked my head off it and fucking that one that was bad
It's like a lot of people in bobsledding that like die pretty early because they have so many micro concussions from like like
Slipping on the ice not even slipping on the ice. It's like their car
Macking it's just like the slight jerkiness on the ice like it's the Olympic bobsled type thing. Yeah, yeah
Like you can look into it
It's they were talking about it during the Olympics last year and it's like you're taking a risk by doing it
Like if you do it long enough, it's gonna fuck your head up. It's like boxing
It's no like like no, I'm not Lee like when he got like older like do like he's like shaking and shit like he had like all
Like fucking that shit. Yeah, because he had repeated head trauma like repeated. I heard jet skiers too from the
Yeah, heading the waves real same thing
Yeah, you know, it's crazy though. Nothing is risk-free. No, it's nothing
It's like you can run from risk and like I'm working like an office job now, right?
I'm like, oh, it's stress-free, you know, it's like dude
My neck is starting to hurt my back is starting to hurt from sitting on a desk
And it's like there's nothing in this life that is without risk. Yeah, so you really got to pick your poison
That's true. I didn't even realize that the two years. I had the desk job and my previous employers like I
I if I worked like two or three days in a row, I'd be like, oh
Motherfucker like I kind of fucking hurts and there's nothing you could really do to fix it either
I'd be profan none of that shit would touch it. You just had to stand up for a couple days and you were fine
But yeah, but also standing for long periods of time the same thing exactly
Danger you want, you know, really like like Daniel Tosh says you've never seen a sad person on the jet ski
That's just yeah
That is true
Like you're always like even if like he like I love his joke
He's like even if you're trying to be like the most pissed-off person you're on a jet ski you're like
Oh, the incense man is back
Frog
He's taking the longest
I think that's cool because it looks like the
Wow, I have a holy one for like, you know, like I have a cross one with like you put it in for like
You know religious incense. What's the one that smells like Jesus? That's frankincense and murr frankincense. Yeah
Um, but yeah industrial accidents bro brutal, you know what like fucks with me the most is
Electrical accidents because electricity is like this invisible force. I think we've talked about this
I mean sometimes everything's fine one second curtains the next never yeah, yeah, like if you wouldn't even know that you got killed by it
And be like a fucking shot under the back of that so my dad my dad's paralyzed from the waist down and he goes
I always want to get struck by lightning to see if it fixes it. He's definitely your dad
That's an interesting theory though, like maybe it read like re-re-like connect this something yeah, yeah
I mean, I don't know he's shock therapy for other things
but um, that's some of which
Probably should not be done with shock therapy, but
You think so no, I just mean like back in the old days to be like you're gay. Let's zap you
I feel like if you I feel like you
Fixes all my problems
Electro shock therapy fucking Megan comes home
In nursing school in psych class I had to learn I was required to learn about shock therapy
EBT because it's actually still used in some cases. Oh, yeah, I believe it probably has its purposes
I'm just saying back in the day. I think we just tried to it's like a fish oil
I mean a fucking snake oil kind of deal. I'll just fucking pull a John coffee back. Please don't put the bag over my head
Skate of the dog
RIP the green ranger from Power Rangers to
You hear what happened about that shit. I did not get your news
Yeah, dude, the green power ranger blew his head off in a short back up. That's not very
My roommate came home and he's like you hear about the green power
I'm like, yo fuck power Rangers and he's like cuz the green ones dad. I'm like, oh
Dude, he was also the white power ranger, which is my favorite one
Like you can't be both
No, no because he started off as the green ranger because he was an evil ranger that was made with
Rita repulses like weird energy and then he got he got purified by the by the power Rangers
And then he went through like this spiritual journey and became the white ranger. Oh
I want to I just want to go back for five seconds before I forget the story. I
Want to go back to mechanical
The injuries. Yeah. Yeah, the injuries because so I used to work at a warehouse in that warehouse complex
That used that used to be in your district that you're old. Oh, yeah, okay
Okay, Northeastern industrial park. Yeah. Yeah, I worked for a company called McLean. I have no problem shitting on them
They like supply Taco Bell
KFC all these places I walked in it's my first day. I'm not even working. It's like the orientation day
They walk me across the floor. I got the time out for title. Okay. Good. What did I do? I?
Fuck you fucking come on man
No fucking they're walking me across the floor from like the front office to like this little side office where they go through the videos
But in order to go through there, you got to go across the warehouse floor where everyone's working
This guy had the most gruesome injury I've ever seen in my life like he didn't die or anything
But he was on a pallet jack which is essentially a forklift that doesn't go high
But the thing still weighs probably like a thousand fifteen hundred pounds. He's forklift certified
Yeah, and they well no no I wasn't forklift certified and neither was this guy because I he came back to work
Which I found hysterical. I thought he was gonna lose his foot
But he took a turn too hard and he lost his balance on the thing because if you these things were dangerous
But like see that's how you gotta be destroyed and then they walk me and look okay
So we got pizza in the other room
This video telling me like not to unionize
Like the OSHA safety shit, I'm like wow don't unionize and you're gonna tell me all about safety
I just saw that guy destroy his ankle
He pinned himself up against a wall and because of where he was he couldn't get himself off of it
Yeah, it's just like
Solid 15 seconds until somebody ran over and reversed it off, but I was like oh this is gonna be a great job
I worked there for three weeks. It's like nope. I'm good. Yeah, that's money. I made in my life though
I saw in the trauma records this one girl ripped her foot off
On a forklift in a forklift accident. She wasn't forklift certified
There's probably wasn't but she did a similar thing. She pinned it up against racking and
And like on an actual forklift. Yeah, those injuries happen more often than you'd think that they would like those
certification so important like
Those signs they'll say like zero injuries since I mean zero days since last
mistake or something like that like
That job was definitely one of the places that would have had those signs for all I know they probably had it but like
Fuck man
Warehouse jobs like I can like you can see how easily like these machines can just destroy someone like they don't give a fuck about you
All right enough about people getting
I see I always say like
All right after I saw this one video this dude getting fried between live power lines, right? Oh like fucking
Clark Glearswald didn't fucking
Yeah, but real
Yeah, it was like in India and this dude India has no fucking safety
I'm sure he was getting paid like five bucks an hour somebody's like yeah go up there and try and get those
I'm gonna get the get the thing up. Yeah, exactly. And he's up there with a stick
and so
Anyway, he was getting fried between the power lines and so you know how a fuse works
Yeah, it's like the weakest link in the system. So if you picture the human body head
What's the weakest link in that area the neck?
Okay, so eventually it just blew up his neck just burst into flames
Nick burst in the flames and his head tumbled down like a football and then his body fell
That's wonderful. His boss is like how the fuck am I gonna explain?
Did he go quickly?
No, it's probably a sheet or some shit
But I just I'll never forget the comments, right? I'm gonna take a please this dude said it's not a word that I can say
So I'm gonna replace it with dude. Okay, I can't say it cuz I'm white
But he just said it so bluntly and I never forgot it. He just said what's that dude doing up there?
Every time I see a video where somebody's up high somewhere they shouldn't be I think at the back of my head
If you get hurt it's your own fault
Well, I mean like but the problem is that whoever was doing that probably didn't even know that that was a risk to what they were
Fucking going for you're right. It probably is some dude like fucking getting paid five dollars an hour
If that trying to feed his fucking family trying to feed his family has no fucking idea just got told a
go up there and complete this
Task that we're gonna
Under explain and make it seem really simple and just go up there and get fucking your neck incinerated
Dude, that's what bothers me the most is like when people are just trying to provide for their family
Yeah, and they don't it's sad
But like you look at you look at the comment section on those videos though and I bet you
Like you will see the comments flick. Oh my god. That's terrible
But you're also gonna find the people that are so desensitized to it. They're just like what's that?
Did you not just see the same video I did that dude's head became disconnected from his body and all you can say is
It is a
Legitimate question like the question we all had
But then there'll be other people that are just like a dumb fuck. Yeah, I'll just be like, oh, all right, bro
I think a lot of people do that just because they're covering their emotions
Like that is such a horrific thing to see, you know, they're just
Don't fuck. It's like cuz they don't want to feel emotions. Meanwhile, they're like holding back the tears. Oh, yeah, don't fuck
Yeah
I'm not crying
or they're just doing that to like
Not process what they just saw you can just be a psychopath like me
It's crazy
Not to keep talking about like horrific videos, but it's just like wake up in the morning, right? Like I'm gonna be like
Wake up in the morning, right? Like I said before breakfast and just see a cop. It's excellent. What's that?
Excellent, watch cops get murdered on Facebook. It's just like
Yeah, are you just like you cuz you're so used to seeing like the edited ones where it'll be like, oh
There's this shooting and then like it blurs out everything and you're like, okay, like sure
That's censored and all that we can I don't I'm sure I know you guys talked about censorship a lot while I wasn't here
But it's like then when you see one that's not it just catches you so far off guard
They're like, oh is that and then you got to rewatch it because you're like is that fake and
Like no, that's definitely real like motherfucker. I saw this crazy one
What one thing real quick this this guy pulls over car right a pickup truck this this guy this cop pulls over a pickup truck and
he puts the suspect in the back of the car, right and
And he's like looking through the truck or whatever and then they hear train horns
Yeah, they're not really paying attention and they're like they kind of look around like huh
And they realize that they parked the cop car. Oh no, the railroad tracks and left
I almost said patient left the suspect
So what do they do everybody back up?
It's like dude, you better be running for that car because you better take the heat with her
You know, you better you you better not just leave her throw her out to the wall. Yeah, dude
You're sacrificial at that point, but no
Oh, and you're accountable you are fucking fully accountable for that life in the back
You just put somebody in the back of that car. You better be taking a train with her. Did they save it the person?
Oh, she had like yeah, so the train hit the cop car. She had a broken sternum broker teeth out broker ribs
She lives in save her. Well, no, they didn't they didn't stop her from getting in
Fuck he got pulled over for like a grandma weed
She's gonna see the show
They said nobody's press charges yet. That's because the city is like, okay, we'll cut you a deal
How many millions do you want?
Right a number we won't even look
Let them do get out
I bet that cop got some shit like fuck my job is gone
This this is episode 12 actually fuck 12
Dude what happened episode 11? I don't even remember an episode
Yeah, I remember episodes like one and three
I thought last one was episode 10 no 11 last time and I wasn't was I there? Yeah
No, I'm gonna say I have one to listen to
Got some content
corpse grinder
Yeah, what's the fucking this one way to make sense
Fuck it Thompson is so fucking hot dude. We gotta get a poster for
Just
Yeah, you showed me no that was just a fake tits that wasn't a real titties her real titties are real small
That was fake. That was fake dude. She's like you want no, but you showed me what I had nip in it. Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah, let's let's ominous hum is back
Yeah, but I want to go back to how do you feel about police violence and the protests?
Oh, man, you know now we're gonna get canceled again. God damn it damn it as soon as we got uncanceled
How I feel about it like boy are you doing it?
I mean I can't say I like it you support the police who do you support that you support the protesters?
Oh, I mean if it came down to choosing between dirty hippies and cops I support the cops
You mean I don't support their life big poster. Oh god bless America
God blesses god blesses it looking for
Can we get it can we get hold on a sec just a moment of silence not silence a moment of patriots isn't here moment of dead air
Stand by our listenership
Can I get a national anthem for that Casey just a little bit the national anthem
Pure Americana
Let me see that again, I mean they are fucking fantastic looking God bless estrogen is a hell of a fucking hormone
For this country I would die for those
Do they seriously like perfect
How about that chronic masturbation?
That is...
That's fucked up.
I swiped right when I shouldn't have, dude.
That's definitely a martyr.
So, just to be clear, he's looking at a picture of Lea Thompson's tits.
That's her son in the movie.
Damn.
That always goes down that path.
Turn up over there.
Damn.
Game-proof!
Oh, the music, not me.
I'm just joking.
America.
Lea Thompson!
That's fucking crazy.
I was here.
I would die for that.
You wish that was you.
What the fuck are you looking at?
That's Lea Thompson.
Let me see again.
That's Lea Thompson and Tom Cruise.
Damn.
God bless this beautiful country.
Did you know there was more lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner?
What happens?
They're definitely were.
They cut them out.
Dude.
This country's...
Did this part of the anthem get canceled?
This country's going down a bad path.
I was at Lowes today.
And I saw this thing with blue hair.
I'm like, look at this. They them.
Look at it.
Show enough.
I get up there.
It's got a name tag on.
It's got a name tag.
It's not an incorrect statement to call them an it.
No.
It's technically politically correct.
I got a fucking star box.
To see if...
I got a star box to look at hot baristas.
I'm not going there because of coffee.
I used to work at Starbucks.
I got a lot of people like KC and hot baristas.
And there's this thing behind the counter.
That's got a name tag on that says they them.
And their name is Goblin Goblin.
He's 350 pounds.
And he's got a beard.
And it's just...
And then I leave star box and I go down to my bank.
And there's a 350 pound red head.
With a skirt on.
And it's like...
This is like epidemic proportions.
Like, I'm not saying I don't support it.
Listen, listen.
I got no problem if people want to do that.
But what is becoming an attention?
Attention seeking behavior.
So listen, listen, listen.
I got that.
But I'm so canceled.
So I always say,
attention seeking behavior.
But I always say
tolerance is not acceptance.
Okay?
I tolerate it.
It doesn't mean I have to accept it.
Right.
What are the platforms we release this podcast on?
Have a comment section.
Because I'm worried of what's going to get said in there.
We can break this up.
I think so.
I think we can let that fly.
You remember the first episode of Ambulance Sessions?
You were like,
God damn Muslims are stealing my god damn air.
That's what you let off with.
This is like that again.
Well, you know, look.
Here's the thing. You could say that back when we started.
Like, I say that jokingly.
Now, I said it jokingly then.
But you can't really...
You can't really joke about it.
No, you can't get away with that.
Before you can just drop as many n-bombs as you want.
Dude, 2005 Xbox Live.
Dude,
Oh God.
2005 Xbox Live.
I was a bold like 13 year old.
I mean,
still you go into VR chat.
That spirit hasn't died.
Yeah.
You get some people really going crazy.
Do you see the articles how like pedophiles
are like gathering in VR chat?
Of course they are.
Dude, it's all fucking squeakers.
Like of course, why wouldn't they?
And then you got people like us that are just around
just yelling at children.
Yeah.
That's why I don't use it. There's so many kids on there.
But it's like, if that's your thing,
of course they're going to use it.
You know?
Because like when we used to go on it, we would just bully people.
Yeah.
We got to do the next one on VR chat.
Ah, fuck, I forgot about that.
We do.
And Jeff Casey is just going to be some midget animation
dildo in one hand.
We're on the less of all of us.
Yeah.
I got out with the kids and chunky disc in it.
I got other naked anime tricks.
Yeah, bro.
Actually, come to think about it
in VR.
I remember there was a laptop avatar
of a picture of someone
and it was just a flat Jay that was
the avatar.
We are
that's the same shock value that applies you.
I bet you there was the mechanical accident.
Somebody probably turned it into a gift fucking avatar.
Jesus, the band mayhem where they use the one member killed
himself with a shotgun and they they guys.
Their album cover.
Yeah, I took a picture used as their next album cover.
Yeah, they were fucked up.
If you look, I remember you said that shit in the group chat
once and then I looked at their Wikipedia.
It gets even more fucked up than that.
Like some and then the guy who took the picture like got into
it with another guy and he murdered it.
Yeah, yeah, like that band like fuck some shit went down there.
Like more than just that too.
You know, I've never heard an actual misfit song.
That was the misfits.
No, it was may have may have.
Yeah, but I got a death metal band.
Yeah, really are death metal.
So they're straight death metal. You're over there playing with
the hoverboard.
Fuck cancelled now.
Probably might need to do some trimming there.
That's all.
Well, this can't be the uncannseled episode.
We got cancelled again.
Or it could be like the cancelled.
Oh wait.
No uncanceled.
Oh wait.
Never mind episode.
The Leah Thompson tits are perfect episode.
Let me get some national anthem.
No, I'm just.
God bless.
Do you see any capitals in the Wi-Fi password?
Yeah, the be capital B, which be the first one.
But um, holy shit, like they were perfect.
Like dude, there's there's nothing.
How old was she there?
Like 22.
I got a question for you.
Would you date a woman that was like as hot as Leah Thompson,
but they went by they them.
Yes.
There's a spot where we just let them get away.
I just I think some of its, you know, attention seeking
behavior because it's like there there's not really that many
people.
Did I misspell something?
That would be the correct spelling.
There's no double N.
It's a fucking word.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, at least I'm just saying based off of never mind.
So you would do it.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
100%.
I don't care.
What if their name looks like that?
She's playing again.
What if she had a dick?
Now that's hard.
Is she a 10?
What is she a 10?
Oh, it's a date.
That's a little off.
She's a Leah Thompson.
What if she's not a she so they are a Leah Thompson.
They are Leah Thompson, but with a dick.
Well, if we're going by the rule of nines, that's only 1%.
I don't know if that's going to hold me back from that.
We actually have a friend who didn't say that before on the
podcast.
What the rule of nines?
Oh yeah.
The rule of nines is that is that like the 9 out of 10 people
that can't think for themselves?
No, the rule of nines burns.
How you got a body surface area.
And it's only a 1%.
1% of your genitals are 1%.
It's a joke.
I thought it was funny.
But like you were saying back in the beginning things, these
transgender people are getting way too hot.
Yeah, you know, man, it's a problem.
And it's like, God, what?
Yeah.
What are you going to do?
You can't tell either.
You can't tell.
I mean, how many people have we probably looked out walking down
the street like, oh my God.
She's gorgeous.
Now it's a bone structure.
You can tell.
Not always, dude.
Not always.
Future's going to be weird.
It's going to be weird.
I feel like we should talk about Mayhem a little bit.
I feel like that would be a good topic.
Yeah, good for you.
Are you two aware of like what this band has done?
Like it's pretty fucking nuts.
So they have this member of the band named dead who went on to
kill himself.
But he had makeup that was kind of similar like Kiss and Alice
Cooper, but he said that he didn't do it to look cool.
He did it to look dead.
And he would often cut himself with hunting knives and broken
glass while performing live.
They would often have real pig or sheep heads and paled on
stakes and planted at the front of their stage.
And then when he was referring to himself as so one of the
other members of the band talked about this dead guy.
He made a statement about dead.
He said he dead didn't see himself as human.
He saw himself as a creature from another world.
He said he had many visions that his blood has frozen in his
veins that he was dead.
That is the reason he took that name.
He knew he would die.
When they sound like good Christian boys.
Yes.
Damn.
Apparently.
Yeah.
So apparently dead.
So one of the members of the band claims that dad stabbed
another member of the band with a knife just like while they
were recording once.
Huh.
Jesus.
Yep.
Then he slit his wrists and then he slit his wrists and then
shot himself in the head and he wrote a suicide note that
started with the sentence excuse all the blood and
included a brief explanation.
Nobody will ever understand this but as a sort of explanation
I am not human.
This is only a dream and soon I will awake.
So he sounds like he's fucking insane.
He is.
I'm sure.
Show him the album cover.
I'll show him the album cover afterwards.
The full text has become public and it ended by saying I
didn't come up with this now but 17 years ago attached to the
note dead left the lyrics of a song.
Then.
So when the dude who he had allegedly stabbed a year or
two beforehand found him because he was the one who found
him he went to a nearby store bought a disposable camera to
photograph the corpse after rearranging some.
This was a friend.
Yeah this was a guy in the band with him that was apparently
the dude who had killed himself the dude again would kill
himself.
I'm putting on the background.
The dude who had killed himself was the one who stabbed the
guy who found him like the obviously different time frames
but that guy calls that guy called so the dude who posed him
for the shot and everything calls up another dude in the
band called Necro butcher.
Hey dead has done something really cool.
He killed himself and then the guy who was told to said I
thought have you lost it like what do you mean cool he says
relax I have some photos of everything.
I was in shock and grief he was just thinking of how to
exploit it so I told him OK don't even fucking call me
before you destroy those pictures but they didn't they went
on to make fucking album cover.
Yes they're like dude this is so metal.
Seriously I think we talked about this in the group chat
once when I read the Wikipedia page and I went back to Casey
and I was like that is fucking metal like a fragment of Dead
Skull went on sale for $3,500.
They literally wanted to milk this guy's death.
$3,500.
Okay that's the closing a little piece from Dead's cranium
in case like that.
Then the dude Necro butcher claimed to have had plans to
kill the dude who found him but that another dude from the
band beat him to it because he did the dude that found him
took the picture of this guy who shot himself and that got
murdered by another person in the band.
What the fuck is this band?
No they're fucking insane.
Wait was there one more?
Yeah.
Found another one.
Got another hit?
Yes.
Alright I'm going to do it for you though.
Alright I'm going to crack a brand new smelling salt under Alex's nose.
Alright.
So he doesn't have the control.
Oh yeah you didn't show him the album cover.
Oh yeah I didn't see that, I started to distract you.
Okay mayhem album cover I'm assuming is going to be all I'm
going to have to look up.
This is on Reddit.
We're logging in.
That's a fucking album cover.
Wow.
Holy shit.
Yeah so you can see his slit wrists and the fucking
shotgun blast to his head.
He's heavy duty.
He's shotgun blast.
Yeah that's one of those pictures you see and you're like what the fuck.
How is that even legal to put it?
I don't think that you can actually fucking find that anywhere anymore but it was a
different time when that happened.
Wow.
That's fucking wild.
I'm also sure that like I bet you they had, I bet you like they're fucking publishers
or whatever the fuck it's called.
Their label probably didn't think the picture was real.
It's crazy how many people actually survive shooting themselves in the head.
It's staggering actually.
I mean I fucking told a guy that me and Casey were.
Big dink.
Yeah big dink fucking walked into a bar while I was having a drink.
I damn near spit my drink out because I was like I was talking to my girlfriend.
I'm like I'm like I've seen that dude somewhere before but I can't place it and
then he turns his head like that.
I'm like oh that fucking scar.
It's like holy fuck that's big dick.
I picked pieces of that dude's brain and skull out of my fucking boot and he's right there.
I'm like just chilling with his buddies having a beer.
It looks completely fine.
Tell us about big dick.
Big dick.
No, no, no.
We're not going down to fucking Saturday at all.
Don't do that.
Never mind.
No we're having a good time on this fucking.
I'm banning the war stories.
Fuck.
I'm banning myself.
We'll talk about mayhem's war story fucking banter is literally killing one another.
Big dick.
I was gonna fucking kill that guy but then fucking fucking mech run answer.
Would you care to take take a take a smoke?
What's the time?
No, I think I'm good.
Fuck you.
Fuck.
I think I don't know if that was optional.
Maybe I don't have a choice.
Let's take a quick pause here.
Cut it.
We're getting close to where they calm down a little bit.
He's gonna get cold now.
That song's terrible.
I was staring at the sky.
Dancing in the lullabies.
I was staring at the sky.
This makes you wanna pull it dead.
Wait for it.
With no remorse.
Pressed forth for it at my heart.
I was staring at the sky.
Wait for it.
Let's get up.
Welcome back.
Mother fuckers.
Welcome back, you motherfuckers.
I'm gonna start this shit.
I need one more.
Come on, guys.
Woo, baby.
That was fucking worse than the fucking pepper.
One more time.
That was fucking worse than the fucking pepper.
I love this stuff.
Fuck, I love it too.
That's fucking incredible.
In my nose, down my throat.
That felt like the fucking ghost pepper.
For like a split second now.
Are we eating ghost peppers today?
Fuck now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I say Ali-Max should have to eat a ghost pepper
for every episode he plays.
Punishment.
I think that we should have something like benign
and not innate.
Something that doesn't really have any,
like a gummy or something.
Not one of those ghosts.
I'm just gonna say it.
He doesn't know what he's picking, so...
Yeah.
Like have him choose out of a bag
between peppers or candy.
Yeah.
Or if he gets some trivia questions wrong.
Yes, yes.
He's got a face to the wrath.
I like that.
We're gonna ask him some questions.
If you could just...
I'm not eating a fucking pepper.
It's not worth the abdominal discomfort.
There'll be easy questions though.
And the thing is...
What topic though?
Dude, we should do history questions again.
Or we could ask him about the podcast.
About what we talked about.
No, we're not doing that.
I listened to like the first
20 minutes of each episode on my way to work.
Yeah.
You're setting me up for misery there.
I'm not fucking eating these
goddamn fucking peppers.
I think we should do a test.
A lie detector test.
That's a great idea though.
What topic should we quit it out of the back of the head?
I love how you think I've agreed to this.
Something simple.
I'm not eating the fucking pepper.
I've heard.
It's not even like...
It's not the taste when I go home
and my fucking GI tract
feels like it has a plastic explosive in it.
I'm not fucking eating that goddamn fucking pepper.
Guys, guys, guys.
Wait, wait. What the fuck are we...
I zoned out for like a good like 5 minutes there.
I have a plastic explosive in my stomach.
That's the clip to start off with.
Colony PD.
Open up!
So, yeah, these guys are being really loud
in the basement and I think they put
an explosive in that man.
Colony.
Who is it?
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, it's Colony PD.
We're not even on this. This is Colony EMS?
Yeah.
I literally passed an ambulance a block away.
Wow, I didn't know that.
I think we should test them on emo lyrics.
Fuck with that.
Because that's something I feel like you'd be well versed in.
And if you can't tell you the band...
Not that he has to get them all right.
Are you doing a hearing test?
I'm trying to get like a buzzer sound.
No, I thought you were gonna fucking quiz me
on my hearing. I'm like, yeah, you make the deaf kid
fucking step into an audio booth quick.
Alright, I'll put up some money though.
Because it's either the ghost pepper or
he gets five bucks.
Oh, yeah?
He could potentially win five dollars.
Right?
Let's say he has to get a 75%.
Let's say he has 10 questions.
He has to get how many right?
He has to get a 75.
Well, there's 10 questions though.
Oh, out of 10 questions?
You guys can bet amongst yourselves.
Seven, right? But there's gotta be some suspense.
Seven, right?
Let's make the math more suspenseful.
I don't know. Let me see what this quiz is about first.
Man.
I think we should do it on emo.
Yeah, I'm okay with that.
Give me some fucking questions.
If you are here with me.
Or anything. It can be anything.
But I'm putting five bucks in the pot.
Is this enough money to tempt you to eat a ghost pepper?
Five bucks.
Bro, I know what you do for work
and I know how much you get paid on TV.
Dude, it was honestly...
It's not worth it anymore.
Because the first couple of times
when I'm getting peppers, oh yeah, it's fun.
I'm dripping. It's really hot.
Shut the fuck up.
But you fucking...
Can I say something?
Jesus Christ.
Pick a buzzer, bro.
Can we put a pin
in ASMR girls
and come back to that?
Somebody remind me about that after this whole idea.
They're just not worth it.
Because the first couple of times
I did the peppers, it's hot.
But you get over it in 15 minutes.
The last time I did one of those.
You've never done one?
Wait, you've never done one.
There's the ding. I got the ding.
Should you not like touch anything?
Dude, if you like touch your eyes right now
you'll be an intense physical discomfort.
A little while.
Yes, they're bad.
They are really bad.
What are you thinking about trying one?
I don't think he has to do a whole one.
I'm not going to do any of them.
I do like a...
The smallest little sliver of one.
For the potential to win 5 bucks.
Yes.
5 dollars is not remotely enough
to tempt me.
This guy is chewing on the microphone.
Come on, what are you going to do with all these now?
You bought them all.
You should try it.
I could do a little nibble, but...
Wait, you got the reapers there?
Those are the hottest ones.
Scorpions.
They're going to fucking...
There it is.
You're good.
So I took that little nibble
of that.
If I bit off that little nibble...
You would get the gist of it.
Like it wouldn't be that bad.
Dude, show me.
It wouldn't be that bad, but you would feel it for sure.
Let's just do it. Who cares if he agrees to it or not?
I'll fucking answer questions.
We're going to hold him to it for eternity
if he doesn't eat the pepper.
Oh, okay. I got first question.
Let's just go around the circle.
Wait, what's the topics?
Anything.
Okay, fine.
I will answer 10 questions.
Mr. McDonald.
What if there's not even...
First question, baby.
We're going to start with something easy.
Who is the second president of the United States?
Oh, man.
I don't know if he's going to get this.
Oh, shit.
Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.
Hello and welcome to the Ghost Pepper Game Show.
On this episode, we're featuring Ali Matt.
How the fuck do you know that?
He's going to win...
How much was money? $5?
$5.
You can win a whole $5.
But if you lose, you have to eat a fucking ghost pepper.
And I'm not going to do that.
This isn't like we're just put on a show with this big money.
Yo, yo, yo, waves of money in front of the microphone.
Oh, yeah.
You see that?
Let's get to this first question.
Hmm.
I need a different question
because I'm telling you right off the rip.
I don't know.
I'm trying to give you a clue, bro.
That's the first.
That's a new thing.
All right.
I can't even.
So what is really bad?
What's your answer, Ali Mack?
Who is the second president of the United States of America?
You're trying to sway me with an answer
that's going to make me look really stupid.
I'll give you a first.
I'll give you a hint. It's not George Washington.
Thank you.
Pass.
So you're just...
You're going to guess.
Because Linky boy, he was 14.
That was 108 years later.
I know.
Bro, I got...
I'm not that bad with history.
That's a little bit closer.
I can't fucking remember shit about fuck from back then.
Is your final answer.
I don't know shit about fuck about that.
Take a guess, bro.
Benjamin Franklin was never a fucking president.
Report.
That is incorrect.
Wait, fuck.
Was it Sam Adams?
No.
It was John Adams.
Fuck! God damn it!
I thought there was a thing though that George Washington
was actually really the second.
Are you fucking insane?
No, Benjamin Franklin was supposed to be the first president,
but he was too old and ugly.
And people liked George Washington,
so they made George Washington a president.
Okay, in all fairness, at least I got a guy
from the fucking time period.
It's not like I remember shit about...
No, you got the last name right.
This says who was technically the first president?
In November 1781, John Hanson became the first president
of the United States in Congress assembled.
So it's not like the...
It was before the United States was official, but...
That doesn't count.
Okay. See, I was learning that he was...
I mean, it depends on the way you look at it.
I mean, he technically was the second.
Not that I ever guessed him.
He almost made me guess, but then he said,
No!
Okay, whatever.
Question number two, give me something to...
You got a question?
Dan, you got a question?
It's a myth, okay.
No, I didn't have a question.
Alright, this is going to be an easy one.
Alright, Ronald Reagan.
Oh, God.
No, this is very easy.
His previous career before he was a politician.
What was it?
I know.
He doesn't know. Oh, my God.
This is fucking easy.
They said it in Back to the Future.
Bro, I didn't watch that fucking movie.
Dude.
I really said it in the last podcast.
I predict a burning asshole from a ghost pepper.
I'm not going to eat the fucking ghost pepper.
I don't know.
Next.
I don't know. Wait, hold up.
I'll fucking...
This is a teaching moment as much as it is.
Well, I'm not going to eat a ghost pepper.
I learned my lesson the last time
to not blindly eat them for comedic content.
It's not worth it.
No! Fuck your $5!
I'll answer the questions,
but I'm not eating the fucking pepper.
We are fucking...
He's eating this ghost pepper if he's wrong.
I'm not going to eat it.
You can mix it in a milkshake.
You all ate it straight.
Wait, fucking Ronald Reagan.
I got ghost pepper sauce too.
You can fucking do a drink.
Is it something funny?
Is it something I wouldn't guess?
If I didn't know, is it something I would guess?
I mean, it's a pretty easy one to know.
What? Like a fucking...
governor?
Dude, I literally know no political shit.
You know what? That's what I'm not doing.
That's why I love you.
What? Can we give him a fucking politics?
I don't know shit!
Can we give him a fucking politics?
Oh my god. Give me a hint.
You fucking picked a topic, you deliberate.
You knew I didn't know shit about
and now you're making me look like a retard here.
He's from California.
Okay.
Hollywood.
He's a weed grower.
An actor.
No, he's an actor.
He's a famous actor.
Did you get it right? Yeah.
Oh, thank god.
Give me a question not about politics now.
All right, Casey, you're next up.
All right.
I will stop this game right here if you ask me
a question about politics. Somebody else can
risk their asshole.
See if you're paying attention on the podcast.
All right.
What was Tyler cutting
when he was trying when he almost cut his thumb off?
Ooh, that's a good question.
That's a good question.
Didn't make it that far whenever one it was.
He's also told the story to us like 17 times.
It's not a pump.
Not only do you not sing this.
Yeah. Yeah, it's you hitting that.
So not only does he not show up.
Now we are we getting that.
I listened to it when I 10.
You literally told you the story.
I got to restart this.
There's a delay. Hold on.
I'm going to get some self.
We're back.
Were you cutting yourself?
No.
He wasn't cutting himself.
Next question.
Wait.
Duction quality.
That is one one out of three.
It was a fucking watermelon.
Okay, I did.
I wasn't here.
I don't know that.
Next question.
Who are the four people on Mount Rushmore?
Didn't we do it?
Oh, no, we did this.
Yeah, he wasn't here.
He's done on this one.
That's not hard.
I'm refusing to answer honestly.
I said to change the fucking subject.
And you change the subject to something else you know I don't know about.
I didn't know you.
It's for presidents.
I know you fucking got Lincoln there.
I know he's guaranteed.
Somebody's fucking side eye in him.
You probably got fucking.
I don't know. You probably got Georgie up there too.
You got two on the floor.
All right, I get 50% credit for the question already.
So if I fail that,
I still potentially have the opportunity.
You'll get 0.5.
If I win out, if I win out,
then I technically add 75%.
So this question already more or less counts
as a fucking win then.
But who else?
Are any of them wearing glasses?
Yes.
One is wearing glasses.
Is Teddy boy up there?
Number three.
Teddy Rosen.
I fucking got closer there. I thought I was going to.
It's not Kennedy. No, Kennedy was too late.
They already made that shit then.
Yup.
All right, so Lincoln, Georgie, Teddy.
There's one more.
Motherfucker.
So universally liked president.
Probably a big name.
Was he a founding father?
Oh yeah.
Yup. Yeah, he was.
Was he the answer to a previous question?
No, he was not.
Oh fuck.
God damn it, I thought I was going to come away with a win on this one.
I thought I was going to pull it out of my ass.
There's one more.
Fuck.
He's always the one that people forget.
I know. Clearly.
Fuck.
Give me initials.
Is that fair? Can I get initials?
It looks like you had to look it up yourself.
No.
Which I find funny.
I was looking up if they had glasses.
The initials are T and J.
Is it that order?
Yes, it's that order.
You said the initials are T and J.
It could have been JT.
I don't fucking know.
Is the last name Jackson?
No.
T and J.
Fuck it, pass.
I'll take 75%.
Fuck.
I fucking knew that.
Motherfucker.
Okay, whatever.
So as of right now, I am 0.75
points out of 4.
Next question I got.
Okay.
Oh wait.
I got to do the music.
Well, I was 3.25
I should get at least part of it.
Can I get a partial ding ding ding here?
Yeah, you got a 1 in...
Now you have 1 in 3.25.
1 3.25.
Yes.
Out of 4.
Okay.
Damn straight I did. I'm making a comeback.
Alright, on the standard American bovine.
How many udders
does a cow have?
Oh, I know this.
Six.
Is that your final answer?
Oh, it's 4.
He got it.
He said 6 initially.
What were you talking about?
You made me overthink it.
I knew it was 4.
So he's got 2 in 3.25.
Alright, let's get another question.
What question are we on now?
1 in 3.25 right now.
Out of 4.
No, you have 2 in 3.25.
Yeah, no, you're right.
You're right.
Okay.
Next question.
Did you get that right?
Yeah, he got it.
That was a knee-jerk answer there.
I'd really need to think about it.
I would have said 4.
You should give it to me.
But next, go ahead.
I'm gonna ask you about the titles.
Alright.
Who did bike Tyson famously
almost by the ear off of?
Oh, that's an easy one.
By the ear off of.
Oh, fuck.
God damn it.
I know he fucking, I know this story.
I'm not going to get the name.
It's a big fight.
It was one of his last big fights.
It's a big name.
It wasn't Ali, was it?
Ali, no.
It wasn't Ali.
I don't fucking pay attention to boxing.
The fuck.
I thought I would throw you a sports question.
Yeah, maybe a sport I fucking
watch it ding dong.
Are you literally watching boxing one time?
When?
I don't know.
It wasn't fucking, I said
he's a fucking boxer.
A fucking course he's the one
who was watching boxing.
Why the fuck would I watch it?
I hate to play at the game.
I do. That's why I don't fucking watch it.
Oh my god.
I don't know.
Give me a different question.
Come on. Give me a chance here.
What category you want?
Farm animals obviously.
This makes perfect sense.
Are we good?
What category do you want?
Old McDonald's.
I don't.
Honestly, you're limiting my farm knowledge.
You want to know what?
Bullfights.
What was the answer by the way?
Van der Holyfield.
Yeah, there's zero.
It was a Van der Holyfield.
We're getting an echo again by the way.
Hold up.
You said you were
I didn't know what it's directed at me.
I didn't know what it's directed at me
when it's questions I have no shot on.
Dude, he's stressed out, man.
If you asked me who bit somebody's ear off,
I would have been like, oh, fucking easy.
You asked me who's ear he bit off.
How the fuck am I going to know?
It's super famous.
I would have been like, it's Mike Tyson.
No, I'm not going to get who's ear it was.
Holyfield.
That's a name I only would have ever heard
had I fucking watched the YouTube video
of this five minutes ago.
I think this is getting escalated.
I love it.
Are we recording?
I think this is getting escalated.
I think we might have to revert to true or false questions.
Because I think we're about to see a panic attack.
No, no, we're doing good.
My question.
No, no, no, no, no, because he's
he's he's
I'm refusing that question.
Fucking ineligibility.
Okay.
Where did you want that?
Dealers choice.
Come on.
I'll get man.
You fucking smoke me up.
Then you asked me to come on.
Why do you think I want this five
dollars at no point is this deal ever
been good cut out.
I'm not like fucking living
in the house and times here.
I budget my money.
Well, what category do you
want?
What what category do you want?
Why are you asking me because I want you to get this
you ask the questions here.
Not me.
Do you want?
Um,
let me think here.
Just look at it like Lea Thompson's pussy.
I don't fucking know
here.
We're killing time here.
What?
Huh?
Casey, if you can't come up with a question,
we might as well just move on to Tyler.
All right.
Come back to me.
Pop culture.
Yes. In the show community.
Okay. Are the Greendale seven.
Oh shit.
Okay.
So you got Abed and Troy.
Yeah.
I'm too high for this.
I know I know these two.
What the fuck
was the dude from Christmas Vacations
name?
Yeah, too, so far.
I know.
Believe me, I know and I know I'm not going to be able to pull
Oh, I got a question.
Wait, oh fuck, there is. Can I name the actors
of the show?
I mean, would that give me a bonus point?
Annie, Annie.
Little Annie at all.
I know that because I was a little alley at all.
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
It's a show. Yeah, you don't fucking know.
What show?
Community.
I don't know if I can look at the show.
Oh shit.
The fucking chick from Drake and Josh.
Oh, what was her name?
The mom of the group.
No, she
she should go start on the shows with her though.
What?
You mean the mom?
No.
It's not the mom.
It's like she's the mom character of their study group.
What?
Fuck me. Oh my god, she would bake them
things. Who was she in Drake and Josh?
I don't know her name.
She was Helen in Drake and Josh.
The black lady? Yes.
I don't know her name.
The character's name.
And it's really bugging me that I can't
remember the main character or the main
character's love interest. I see them
in my fucking at the blonde hair chick
and the fucking, oh man, dude,
I haven't watched that show in so long.
I watched too many shows to remember
these fucking names. Starting to look a lot like
you're gonna be taking a ghost pepper suppository
message. Okay, wow, we really
up the ante on that one.
Troy, Abed, Annie.
Annie.
So
you got three right out of how many?
Seven. Oh, Jesus.
You asked me a seven part
question. Why are you asking
some part questions?
I thought you'd get it.
We'll come back to me for question six.
No, no, no, no, no.
That was my target. No, no.
It was, you got it.
You got it. I don't. We're gonna be here
off. I probably would get it,
but I would be here all night thinking of their names.
Troy, Abed, Annie,
Pierce, Jeff,
Shirley,
I
feel like the dude on the power line right now.
Fucking next
explode. All right. That question
didn't count either. Next question, Ali.
They none of them count because I'm not eating
a question. Six.
If I had one ounce of weed,
how many grams would I have?
Oh,
shit.
So an eight, that's a
quarter.
Yeah, I know. But an eight is
a quarter, right?
No one eighth is an eighth.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Oh, how much is an eighth? Oh, mother
fucker.
Dude, I don't know.
I just remember about like
fucking dimes and
cues, but that's a measurement
of the ounce. I don't fucking
know. I'm going to say 32.
Wait,
it's grams?
No.
10.
Is it a multiple of 10? 28.
Yeah. All right. Whatever. I was close.
Ali back. You're at 2.8
or you're at two and three quarters.
That's fucking measurements.
Next question, Tyler. Okay.
Not a seven part fucking question.
Fine.
I don't think this one's going to be easy.
Who are the 35?
All right.
Fine. I'll throw you a soft.
The obscure boxer that this well known one
that would have made a much better
question. You got bit off.
I'll give you a softball one
in the hit movie back to the
future. I already told you
I didn't watch that fucking
movie. No, you could have listened to the podcast.
Marty McFly.
Who plays Marty McFly?
Oh my god. I don't know.
I didn't watch the fucking movie.
He has Parkinson's. Okay.
That's I don't know.
Danny Parkinson's.
That's a name of that
episode.
It's Mike O'Chake Fox.
Danny Parkinson's.
Two and three quarters out of seven.
Ali Mack. Dan, next question.
All right. We'll make this easy.
This will be true or false
but stand by because
there are 15 of them.
All right.
True or false 40
times per day. You could find a giant panda
doing what
what? No, I'm just.
If you throw a triangle
out of a car going approximately
thirty seven point four miles per hour.
Hey, our rotations will have
according to
Pythagorean theorem. Alex true or
false a grizzly bear could crush
a bowling ball with one bite.
No, I don't know
But I don't know
or I don't know
I don't know that one.
Well, it depends. Is this a regulation
bowling ball? Well, yeah.
We'll say it's the country of origin
of the bowling ball, United States,
using a sentence, true,
it is true.
Okay. It's true.
three and three quarters.
I already lost out of seven out of ten, right?
No, out of eight.
Well, right now it's it he's had eight questions.
Right. Yeah, you're on nine now.
You're nine. I'm ten.
Number nine.
Hmm. I need some smell and salt.
My performance in dancing drugs here.
Oh, OK.
Wait, how many questions are we on?
Uh, you guys are terrible game show.
We're on nine questions right now.
Nine out of ten.
One nine out of ten.
And then after this, we'll do
the skits of fronick.
Yeah.
Over your.
Sure.
And the hit 1326 silent film classic.
I got a question, but I got to verify the answer.
All right.
So I can already tell it's going to be tough.
If you don't know the answer to the question,
you're going to ask me back in time.
Did the water turn the frogs gay?
Yes.
Correct.
And this dead air has been brought to you.
I'm sorry.
I just try to look for the fucking answer.
Oh, there it is.
There's no winners to this trivia game whatsoever.
So maybe the maybe the.
There it is.
Solid.
All right. Next question.
Solid throwing it back.
What year did me and Tyler film the famous
investigation of ambulance nine?
Oh, fuck.
Oh, man, that's got to be either 18 or 19.
Am I correct with one of those two?
You don't have to tell me which one.
It'll still come down to a guess.
Yeah.
Okay.
What year did I start there?
I started 17.
I'm going to fucking snap.
Yeah, I started 17.
You started 17.
I think you were 18.
I was I was other 18 or 19 when I started.
You want to know what I'm just going to go with 18.
You saying when you started threw me off,
I was going to guess 19, but then you made it seem like
I've been around for a long time, bro.
You got three and three quarters.
All right.
Next question.
Your final question.
Ask one.
You got five to win.
This one's a quintuple or nothing.
We'll make it double or nothing.
That still doesn't help.
There would need to be quintuple or nothing for me to get
seven.
The last question is worth 10 points.
Okay.
The five bucks back on the table.
I hit rapper.
Use the Bible verse.
I'm sorry.
I forgot to a hit rapper.
Use the Bible verse 23 for as I walk through the valley of
the shadow of death, which rapper.
I really should know this one.
Oh my God.
Keep spending most alive.
I was living in a gangsters.
Oh my God.
I can't.
You're right.
Oh God.
This is completely weed oriented.
I fucking know this one.
I have both of these songs on my fucking phone.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.
Yes.
I know.
I know how the song goes and I know gangsters.
Paradise mother fucker.
Yeah.
I know the song, bro.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a
look at my life and realize there's nothing left because I've
been through so long.
I'm gonna get it wrong.
I never crossed an amazing.
Oh my God.
Did you ever watch a show all that?
No.
You never saw all that?
No, I'm not old.
That's right.
No.
That was my brother's.
Who was it?
I'm gonna really get it.
Coolio.
It's Coolio.
We don't do this to try and make people feel bad.
I'm not a snowflake.
I can deal with the fact that I got the answer wrong.
I knew that.
Mother fucker.
This was the roast of alley mac tonight.
Well, alley macs.
That three quarters of a test.
The roast of alley mac occurred every episode of this fucking
podcast and it wasn't here.
You can't go five minutes.
We have to really go fucking alley mac.
Those are the ghost peppers.
So, well, I'll give it one lick.
If you want to see the special content, this is gonna be
videotaped.
Allie mac is gonna do, he agreed to it.
I never agree.
But that's special content you have to pay for.
Patreon.
It's on Total Podcast Only fans.
Which one are we doing today, alley mac?
We're gonna lick the Carolina Reaper.
I'm gonna lick it.
I'm not ingesting any ounce of it.
You're gonna chew that shit.
No, dude, that's a good deal.
I'm gonna lick it.
I'm not gonna.
Lick it.
Allie mac got his ass kicked tonight.
You just licked it.
No, I sniffed it.
It's like a smelling salt just sniffing it because I know
what it tastes like.
I'll lick it.
Like a lollipop.
Lollipop.
That's kind of like a plot.
Oh, fuck.
Lollipop.
I'll tell you why.
Okay, no, that wasn't that bad.
I got a little...
I'll hold it in my mouth.
I'm gonna bite the tiny tip off.
Bite the nip off the end.
Come on, eat some more, bro.
Come on.
Uh-uh.
Is it really just from that little bit?
It's one localized power to my mouth,
but yeah, it's on fucking fire right now.
I got it.
What about from the lick?
Allie mac, I got a challenge for you.
You gotta read
three pages of the communist manifesto
in a minute.
I'm gonna go ahead and get it.
Three pages of the communist manifesto
in a minute or else you have to eat another pepper.
Another bite.
Oh, fuck.
I swear.
No, I'm not gonna be able to do this in three minutes.
Three pages, bro.
He thought also that he and Engels
were living in an age of capitalism
when in fact capitalism got hardly started.
There was really very little modern about text.
I'll industry, which is no more than the application.
You better do it in the industry.
The kind industry flourishes.
A Garian population.
Skipping.
I'm waiting along with him.
He's skipping over it.
The kind industry flourishes.
Only in backward countries, a predominantly agrarian
population. A later experience has shown
industrial England of 1847 through
a very impressive to contemporary
30 seconds.
Now appears crude and backward, not much higher than say
the president level of India.
The true industrial revolution began only with
the switch and turn launched the age of iron and steel.
This is not a corner of 20 seconds.
What do the age of internal combustion engine
electronics marks taught too narrowly
in economic terms got full of health.
10 seconds.
To allow for the endlessly stimulating effect
of human invention.
When one industry was over one of the capital
new channels were sued over in elsewhere.
sympathy with Poland.
No.
That was the end of the third page.
No, that was the end of the third page.
I skimmed over the second dose.
No, I did it.
How the fuck do you think
I am?
You think I can read three pages
of that fucker?
How much did you do?
You said three minutes.
I said three minutes.
No, he said a minute.
You said if you gave me three, I probably could
have done it.
I'm reasonable.
All right, I'll tell you what.
I'll give you three minutes for three pages,
but you have to eat a bite of pepper.
I'm not reading anymore of this fucking book.
Let's talk about something.
Fuck you. Fuck your peppers.
So I said I was going to put a pin in it
late earlier.
The ASMR girls.
ASMR makes me super uncomfortable.
That's all I have to say.
They're like, so let me tell you
about what I saw last night.
It wore off quick.
It wasn't a lot.
I felt the full run to the for a moment.
There was like, I am a very stupid.
You seem to be more inquisitive
about these peppers than anybody.
He wants to try one.
Did you just like taste it?
Yeah, I'm just like, I'm just
I'm dabbling.
Dabbling.
If you eat the whole thing,
that will be a completely different experience.
I haven't even tried this one.
Did you go for the Reaper?
Oh my God, that's the hottest one.
He took off like the tiniest nibble of it,
which is what I just did and it was bearable.
He's going to be fucked in about a minute.
Is he going to eat that?
Dude, if you eat it, you'll understand why I don't want to do it.
I'm telling you.
I'm going to put it in the podcast.
Daddy eats his first carol on a Reaper.
Oh shit.
And if you eat the whole thing,
No, no.
No, don't smile it.
Seriously.
You'll have like bad.
Don't, no.
No, spit it out.
Spit it out.
Are you chewing it?
No.
You fucking fucker you.
I don't even keep it in my mouth, no I don't.
Yeah because it's the seeds. The seeds is where all the fucking heat comes from. If you chew it.
Are you just tasting the skin?
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Yeah, it has taste. If you chew it you will just feel pain. There's no taste.
I like spicy stuff.
You won't like that, I promise you.
It's all wet now.
You giving it a couple crunches?
I'm just letting it stop around in my mouth.
I can't wait until you're saliva just makes it through to a couple seeds.
I'm afraid you'll swallow my spit.
I have a carrot!
Oh yeah, it will.
I'll keep it in my mouth to tire the entire schizophrenic lamp.
So though, unless you bite into it, I don't think you're going to get even a quarter of the effect. But I'll accept that.
You're doing more than I would.
Oh boy! Go ahead.
Wait, you're fucking your girls.
Whatever.
I want to hear about it!
ASMR!
ASMR.
I want to hear about it!
Yeah, literally they fucking just go up to the microphone and they're like,
Alright, welcome to today's thing where I'm gonna be talking.
And they do weird things like their fingers.
They tap the microphone.
Are you eating it?
No.
Are you going to?
No.
Are you gonna chew it at least?
I'm just gonna pack it in my lip like a dip.
Oh my god.
I hope your saliva just dissolves through.
Just a little bit, just so it catches you off guard.
Right now, I'll leave Max when I gotta eat one because you ate one.
I literally at no point have said that I would eat one.
I remain true with that.
Oh, it's splitting open.
Oh boy, here we go.
Really?
Yeah, really.
His skin is busted open.
Am I in for it?
You might be.
I don't know.
I've only ever chewed them to get the full effect.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, I was getting splashed.
You're hot.
Yeah, I'm gonna go.
You might as well chew it now.
Oh baby.
My lips hurt.
Oh, oh yeah, I should open it.
It opened up.
Oh!
I'm not gonna, yeah, I should spit this out now.
Yeah.
I should probably spit it out.
Yeah.
I should go through Tyler's rant.
It's gonna be like 30 minutes.
Whatever it's localized, it's not gonna hurt.
Dude, it's gonna be 30 minutes.
You know the guy from Hot Ones, that show?
Yeah.
So he's very tolerant.
He has high tolerance for spicy foods, right?
Yeah.
He ate one of those and he was fucking done.
Fucking on the floor.
You better get going with the rant, Tyler.
I don't wanna fucking rant with you.
Man, that shit.
Oh yeah.
Oh, I just got a little bit in the back of my throat.
Yeah, just spit it out, man.
I don't wanna watch you torture yourself.
Is it out?
Yeah, I got a seat in my mouth.
All right.
Yeah.
That was bad, wasn't it?
Dude, I didn't even chew it once.
So imagine that if you chewed it, swallowed it,
then went home and later got the worst cramps of your life.
Oh my god.
You felt like a girl who was pregnant.
I did.
I was literally on my girlfriend's kitchen floor
in the fetal position, rocking back and forth.
She's like, should I call an ambulance?
I'll get you some water.
Actually, it's honestly easier if you don't get water.
Do you have alcohol?
Yeah.
No.
You don't have any booze?
No, I don't.
Is this recording?
Yeah.
I'll be right back.
Skit's a fronic movie review.
We're back on Untitled Podcast.
Last time.
Back to the Future 2.
Some of you asked for more.
Some of you told us to shut the fuck up
and you'd fucking kill us if we did anymore.
I'll put my address in the comments.
Come fucking find me.
Last time, Marty McFly.
He was in distress.
Last in the 1950s.
Left a letter from Doc from 1885.
It says, Marty, you've got to help me.
I've gone back in time to the future.
Okay.
So, Marty McFly left back in 1955 when Doc disappeared.
Wousers.
That shit's cray-cray.
So, Marty reads the letter.
He says, fucking Marty, I'm back in 1885.
I left the DeLorean in the fucking cave.
And he goes to this fucking cave.
And he's just like, whoa, Doc, I found a DeLorean.
And Doc's not even fucking there.
He's just talking to a goddamn ghost.
So, fucking, he opens up the goddamn cave
with fucking things.
Like, there's a map and like he takes the thing off.
He's like, it's DeLorean, man.
So he goes, ah, you're going to be going back
to cowboy time.
So let's get you a cowboy suit.
So he gets a, he goes to this fucking
drive-in movie theater.
He met this drive-in movie theater.
He gets a fucking, what's it called?
He gets a cowboy suit from the 1950s.
Like pink and like green and shit.
It's fucking weird as shit.
So he gets, he gets the fucking, yeah.
So he gets back to 19.
So he fucking starts going, I'm in the DeLorean.
He's driving into DeLorean, going 88 miles per hour.
Goes back into the van.
Whoa, what's going on, man?
It's just a bunch of, there's nothing going on, man.
And then he's like, oh wait, there's a bunch of engines.
No, no, no, it's the Calvary first.
The goddamn Calvary going through.
And they're going, I thought the Calvary came second.
No, Calvary came first, the Indians came second.
So the Indians came second.
So the engines came and they're fucking throwing,
just shooting fucking, just shooting arrows at the fucking DeLorean.
And Marty's like, oh man, I'm driving into DeLorean, oh man, what's going on?
So then he goes out and he's like, oh man.
So he fucking drives into a fucking cave and he's in this cave.
He's like, oh man, I think I lost him.
He looks back into DeLorean and he's like, oh no, it's a fucking,
the gas line gets hit in the arrow.
It's leaking fuel. He's not able to go back anymore.
It's gone, but fuel is gone.
He's like, fuck man, I'm going to be stuck in 1885.
What am I going to do? This is heavy.
And then he's fucking like, he turns around and he goes,
well, shit just got worse. There's a fucking bear.
And the bear's like, oh, he's like, oh my air.
And he runs away and does like the weird like flailing arms shit that he does sometimes.
He falls down a fucking hill.
He falls down a goddamn hill.
He's like, oh man, he hits his head on a fucking like post or some shit.
And he gets fucking woken up.
And when he wakes up, this is Marty boy.
We're talking.
This is Marty.
So he wakes up and it's all dark.
And he hears a familiar voice.
And he goes, she goes, couldn't be well, you're safe back in 1885.
And he goes, 1885. And she goes, oh yes.
It's his fucking mom again, but back in the 1880.
And this time she didn't try and molest him while he was sleeping.
Yeah. And Seamus McFly found him.
Seamus McFly is his ancestor who's literally just fucking Marty McFly just with a beard and a top hat.
And then he's fucking like, whoa, man, you know, you know, Dr. Brown.
He's like, the blacksmith.
And he's just like, oh, the blacksmith.
He's like, yeah, he's in town.
But you know, we should get you some different clothes.
Those are looking kind of fucking homosexual.
So then he's like, they don't actually say that.
But they imply it.
Yeah.
So he's like, okay.
So he puts on his actual cowboy clothes.
And then like his, his, his, his, his mom from the 1800s is like, so what can I call you?
And he goes, uh, Clint, you're like, all right, Clint, what's your last name?
He goes Eastwood.
So then he goes back.
He goes into town.
He finds Doc and Doc is doing weird shit.
Like he got a big ass machine.
He's like, yo, doc, what's going on, man?
He's just like, oh, well, here I am.
I'm doing doc stuff.
And then he gets an, uh, he gets jammed up with, uh, no, that's, that comes.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
He rides in the tea, he goes into town and then like fucking mad dog fucking comes out and it's fucking Biff.
It's just fucking Biff again.
And Biff comes in.
He's just like, ah, what the fuck are you doing in my town?
Blah, blah, blah.
And he's just like, I just want to drink at the bar, man.
And he's just like, well, we don't like you folks around here.
So he fucking hangs them in the center of town.
He's just grabs my, he's just fucking hangs him.
And it doesn't look like Seamus, right?
Yeah.
He looks like Seamus.
Yeah.
And then he's just like, oh, I'm fucking getting hung here.
What's going on?
Blah, blah, blah.
And then fucking doc comes out with a fucking sniper rifle just shoots the fucking thing.
And he's just like, get out of my town, man dog.
And then fucking he's just like, I'll get you, you son of a bitch.
I'll be back.
Trust me, I'll be back.
And then doc and Marty goes, yo doc, I gotta show you something.
Well, first he's like, he's like, you owe me, you owe me, you owe me $32 for my horse.
He's like, I already do.
Hold up, hold up.
How do you figure?
Ali back, by the way, this is the part where I usually get ridiculously high.
10-4.
So he's fucking, he's going through this shit.
He's like, you owe me $32.
He's like, 32, how do you figure?
He goes, well, 25 for the horse.
And it was like, what was the other thing that it was like through him off as far as he got hurt?
Yeah, or something like that.
Yeah, through a shoe.
That's what it was.
Yeah.
So I figure that's an extra $5.
And then he goes, you're never going to get that money from me.
And he's just like, while you one way or another.
And then the sheriff just comes out and goes bang, bang.
He goes, you stop messing around in my town.
And he's like, oh man, I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
So he fucking goes off.
Strictly, right?
Yeah, it's strict.
Yeah.
So he goes out and he's just like, fuck.
And he's just like, I'll get you, you son of a bitch.
And he's just like, so in Doc's like, what the fuck was that about?
He goes, I don't know, man, my neck hurts.
The guy just tried to hang me.
And then he goes in, he's just like, look around.
He's like, what's all this machinery?
He goes, oh, hold on a second.
And a single ice cube comes out.
And he goes, ah, would you like a cold glass of water?
And he just goes, whoa, he is a nice machine, man.
And he just goes, but Doc, I got something to show you.
It says that you're going to die like two days from now.
And he goes, and everything belongs to your, your love fucking Clara, Clara Barton.
And he's like, he goes, I've never met a Clara Barton.
He goes, it happens in two days.
So it's just obviously not real.
And he's just like, I don't know, man, it says that you left at the Clara Barton.
And he's just like, oh, interesting.
And he just goes, okay, the only way we're going to get up to 88 miles per hour is with a fucking train.
Suddenly he's like, a train?
He goes, yes, a train, locomotive.
And he's just like, oh, okay.
And so then they go out and they're looking at the train tracks.
And they're like, well, this just ends in a ditch.
He goes, but in the 80s, there's not going to be a ditch there.
It's going to be a bridge.
It'll be fine.
So he's just like, I trust you, Doc.
But while they're out at the bridge.
So wait a second.
How did, how did they, I forget how, how he got trapped in 1885?
Because the, the DeLorean's fuel line just ruptured from the engines.
Oh, there's something, there's something they didn't invent until the 80s, right?
Gasoline.
No, no, no, no, no.
How did Doc get stuck in 1885?
Oh, because he had the old DeLorean.
That he hid from Martin.
There's more than one DeLorean.
No, because he had DeLorean and he put it back.
Wait, aren't there future and past DeLoreans too?
So I don't fucking know.
It's the future.
How could Marty go back and talk?
The same DeLorean that he duplicated.
I don't know.
It's just a funny movie.
Doc took the time machine, right?
Yes.
And so Marty also had a time machine to go back to, to help Doc.
So there's two.
Because he hit it.
Doc hit it.
In the tunnel.
Oh, and Doc wanted to stay back in the 1800s.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's where he wanted to go.
That's where he wanted to end up.
Yeah.
So he's like, okay, whatever.
But didn't he write a letter for help?
How did he get the letter for help?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He wasn't, he wasn't saying he didn't.
He saved it at the post office.
He said he wasn't for help.
It was to tell Marty where the DeLorean was.
But he wanted to go back to help Doc.
Because he saw, he took the picture of the gravestone.
Yeah, that's what happened.
Oh, that's right.
Pretty big part of the plot to leave out there.
But there is a point in time when there's two DeLoreans.
Yes.
It's in the second one.
It's in the second one, yeah.
Marty.
I thought this was back to the future too.
This is back to the future stories.
This is the third one.
Oh, fuck.
Actually, no, even in the first one,
even in the first one, there's two DeLoreans at one point,
because he comes back, as soon as he comes back.
Oh, yeah, there is two.
It's broken down in the street and he runs to single pine mall.
Yeah, single pine mall.
And then he sees himself driving away.
He should have stayed a fuck away from it.
For a short period of time, there's two DeLoreans in existence.
Yeah, because there could be two cars,
just like there could be two people.
He sees himself in the future.
He's like, whoa.
Which would break everything.
All right, so we figured that out.
Back to the ravine, right?
So back to the ravine, they're like, oh, man,
what's going on here?
And he is here, help, help.
And he's like, we gotta help her.
And he's like, I don't think we should do that.
You always said messing with the past is a bad idea.
He's like, but we gotta help her.
And he sees her chest and he's like, oh, we gotta help her.
Yeah.
So then she's going, help me, help me.
So then he's just like, all right.
So they ride over and he goes, jump on.
And it was Claire Barton.
And that was Barton's ravine because she fell into it.
So she wasn't supposed to be alive anymore.
And he's just like, and Marty's like, did you tell me not to fuck with the timeline?
He's just like, I'm going to fuck her, Marty.
Not when you're trying to bust a nut.
It doesn't matter.
If the subject is going to be made at the consequence of the space time
continually ruptured.
He's like, what's your name, ma'am?
And she goes, Clara.
He goes, Clara what?
Clara Barton.
And he just goes, and Marty goes, she was supposed to die, man.
And he's just like, don't worry about it.
So then he's like, oh, fuck, man, this is weird, man.
So then they got to figure out a way because there's a train that's going to be coming through at a certain time.
And it's two days from now.
We're on the tracks, fix everything.
So he's like, okay.
It's unbelievable how they made one movie into three movies.
It's exactly the same.
Yeah, the same plot.
Yeah, so it's two days from now.
And they're supposed to, and then fucking Doc was supposed to die.
I'm like the end day.
He's like, oh man, this is going to be bad.
We got to get out of here.
And he's just like, it still says you die, Doc.
It still says you die.
So he's just like, I don't know Marty, but we have other shit to worry about right now.
So they're doing, you know, old West things.
And then eventually they have like this town party.
And this town party is just like, they're putting up the clock tower.
That's what it is, in Hill Valley.
So they're putting up the clock tower.
And they're like, this is going to be a marvel of engineering.
And he's like, I'm going to go jerk off in the corner.
You guys better not be shooting guns here.
So then like, yeah.
So then they go back in time.
Not back in time.
They go, they go to the thing and then fucking Doc starts dancing with Clara.
Just fucking having a ho down.
And then Marty comes in, takes his fucking six shooter and does the fucking wild gunman shit at the fucking, at the, at the thing.
And he's like, man, you win the pistol.
And Marty's like, kick ass.
I get a pistol.
So he's like, all right.
And then he's like, oh fuck, tomorrow's the day we're going to die.
And then fucking he was like, and no, mad dog Tanner comes in and he's just like, I'm going to kill you, you fucking son of a bitch.
And he's just like, no, you're not going to kill me.
And then fucking he goes, oh, what are you, yellow?
And then fucking Marty turns around and goes, nobody calls me yellow.
He just goes, well, let's have a duel tomorrow at high nude.
And then the gravestone changes from Doc Brown to Clint Eastwood.
And he's just like, fuck.
And then they're like, man, I was real brave of you.
And then the undertaker comes over and like measures on me.
He's like, what are you doing?
He goes, for your coffin, of course.
So then he's going through.
He's like, fuck me.
What am I going to do?
We got to get to the fucking DeLorean.
And if we leave, they're going to follow us.
We're going to kill us, man.
So then he's just like, whatever.
I got this bitch now.
So fuck you, Marty.
So then he's like, ah, fuck, man.
So then they go, and it comes high noon, fucking high noon.
And he's just like, oh, man.
So then fucking, fucking Biff comes out.
He's just like, so you decide to show up, motherfucker or whatever the fuck he says.
And Marty's like, yeah.
And then he's just like, oh, OK.
And then he's playing, oh.
He's like, yeah.
You know?
How deep is it?
As deep as a
No, we don't want any trouble man. So then he's fucking they go, okay
We got just enough time to get to the train falls over in a pile. Yeah
So then they go like oh we just have enough time to get to the train so they fucking rob a train and
Then fucking Clara comes along and Claire's just like
He's like I'm gonna stay Marty I'm gonna have lots of sex and Marty's like
Doc you gotta come with me. He's like no time Marty get in the DeLorean
So then again the fucking DeLorean and he's like boom fucking they made like special things that like a different color smoke
So it's like green smoke is getting faster yellow smoke and then red smoke is like when you can fucking go back and back into the future
So they're going back to the future. He's like
Oh fuck man, are you gonna make it we're getting super close to that guy damn bridge. Yeah, please just gonna blow up me. Yeah, please. I don't like that bridge man
So they go there they go and there you go
Future he's like whoa
I made it but he's like but Doc's gone
But then the DeLorean just stops moving and then he's like
What what's going on man, and a fucking train just smash this the DeLorean blows it up and he jumps out
Yeah, he's like whoa
What's going on and he's just like man, I'm never gonna see Doc again, man, and then fucking
Train sounds
I'm never gonna see Doc again. I'm never gonna see Doc. He's stuck back there
And he says here's
Bop bop bop shh and a fucking locomotive fucking DeLorean comes through he's like hello, Marty
I gotta introduce you to my kids and then Marty's like you've been getting busy, huh?
Haven't you talked he goes oh, I have Marty
He goes the future is what you make it Marty. It's in your hands
He goes you don't have to listen to anybody you can change your future
And he goes okay, and he flies off in his goddamn train, and he's like fuck. He is Jennifer
I gotta go back for Jennifer so he goes back and Jennifer's sleeping on the goddamn porch. He's just like
Jennifer it feels like it's been weeks that I've seen you since it's been two hours Marty
He's just like oh, yeah, right so he gets in his kick-ass car that he got in the second one
And then fucking flee from the red hot chili peppers is like let's go man. Come on. Let's drag wait
She's like don't do it Marty and Marty needles is the one drive. Yeah
Yeah
Man, let's run the drag with at the turn of this light man. Let's fucking go man
He's like licking the fucking steering wheel and shit. Oh my what the fuck is getting fucking Marty's like
He fucking gets his hand on the thing revving it up. He's ready
He's a site all right here we go and then he's just like the light turns green fucking
Flee fucking floors it and he's just kicks it. He kicks it in the reverse. Yeah, and then the car almost hits needles
He's like what the fuck man?
Stupid enough to raise that part head you think I'm stupid to raise that but head and that kind of sums up like the whole thing being like
The future isn't written. Yeah the end
You would have hit that rose rice
You would have hit that rose rice. I'm completely honest. I lost you about 30 seconds into that. Did you ever see that Marty?
No, we're gonna force you to watch
It's honestly what I know is what like half my fucking trivia questions were about back to the future
Like I don't fucking know. I don't know
It's one of the best movies ever written
Based off of what it also
Said it seems like all three movies kind of just serve the exact same purpose
I want to do a Titanic next time
Also, Leah Thompson gorgeous, we'll do the Titanic and then I'll play the
So what time period do we got?
Two two hours 22 minutes. I think that works. We'll call that a wrap. Yes, I gotta go the fuck to bed
I literally have work in less than six hours. So I haven't slept so gentlemen. That was a good episode 12 of the Untitled podcast
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During the home
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