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For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.

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How do you know?

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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

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Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?

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Fuck no.

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No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.

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Yes, we are.

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There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

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Extended episode.

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Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

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Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

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You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?

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Ugh, they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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Aliens exist, as you can see.

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Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten

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feet tall.

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Okay?

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Okay, so did they come from the other side?

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They are.

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They see stuff.

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Something like that.

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They come from our planet?

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Are they super soldiers?

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Then they are extra terrestrial, they are aliens.

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I do not negotiate with pyramids.

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I do not deal with them.

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RABBIT!

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Well, the other two were females that only knows what they were up to in there and furthermore Susan

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I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarette

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Um, I'm titled 11

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The double ones

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Love it. Well, I'll tell you at first who's not here

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Who isn't here?

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Ali Mac once again, I like that smoke too many joints and guess who's here

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Tyler Lee as always once again

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Put him as a guest as a guest member. Yeah. Yeah, because he's here for one or two to to guess status

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I like him. I love him. I don't like him. I love him. Oh, it's gonna be on tight podcast featuring

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Casey Dan Tyler with special guest Ali back from now on

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Dude I feel like Goodman and Ali Mac have been at the same amount of Ed episodes

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I think maybe he said that he would try to

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Come after work, so I should be here by now

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Text him text him

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Going on yeah, dude fucking eat a cookie. It's delicious David's cookie sponsor a podcast

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Where are these from?

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Shop, right?

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Shop, right? Oh

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You know, it's gotta be good

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We never pray called shop, right we only pray call because there's only shop rights around here retard fuck I'm gonna get bleeped again

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Yeah, try to fucking cool it with that I

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Know it slips sometimes. You're pretty fucking good. I

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Like a real one. Yeah, I got a new cousin. I got a new cousin. Sorry

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Yeah, you got at work. No, no, no, I never want to hold babies at work because they're normally dead

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Liability or just born I hate that worse

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Because then you gotta like wipe them off and shit and they're all slippery. I'm like I'm gonna drop this motherfucker

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Or they're you know

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Or they're like jello babies when they just melt in your hand because you know fetuses shit

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Did you have that happen ever? Yeah

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Dude, this kid told me a story

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Where not to get you know too deep in the weeds on EMS stuff?

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He went to a call and he pulled one out of the toilet, and it looked like mr. Peanut

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She just fucking had a she was like fucking like four months pregnant or some shit

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And she like fucking I guess passed the baby because it's not really birthing when it's dead

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Whatever but like just fucking I was there and I was brand new and EMS and the firefighter goes over and goes hold this

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In my ungloved hand. He just puts a fucking fetus that just melts in my hand. I'm like

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And then he put a fucking towel over it he's just like alright take it with

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He's like so the doctor he's like the Dodgers gonna want to see this like okay fucking flush it

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And she was fucking what else are they gonna do with it?

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I never learned is at what point you just flush the toilet one point you gotta take to the hospital

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I think after when it starts getting like hands and fingies. Oh really? Yeah, oops I fucked up

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Do you see that a friend of the podcast beepus was on the news for being famous again

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No, he said to the fucking line of pizza

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I didn't know that was on the news. I'll tell that off the air

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Now I'm curious

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But he's beepers always gets in trouble with shit always got trouble for it. Yeah, he got a serious

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Shit always got trouble for it. Yeah slap on the wrist. I guess oh, I didn't think I've watched that clip

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I didn't think there's anything there really wasn't anything wrong with it

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But like you know is that what the whole like focus was about it's HR

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No, it wasn't him it was the police that they were focusing on but then our HR is like

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Why does he fucking dragged him down the stairs?

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No, they didn't drag him down the stairs there. You know carried him like you know you do to fucking insane people

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Anyways, I got a bunch of topics. Do you have any topics? I do

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You mind if I do mine first or it's a real simple one

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If all drugs were legal every single one of them, which one would you use cocaine like regularly? Okay? Well, obviously

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You know what I'm gonna say. So you're gonna say weed you say coke. I say steroids every fucking day

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Dude I want you fucking blown the fuck up bro, bro. I could get you those right now

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You can only use one drug. I could get you a call from a doctor

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doctor quotation marks

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And you could get on that shit tomorrow. Yeah, but don't don't prescription drugs count

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Yeah, sure you could count that but doesn't alcohol and nicotine count. Oh, we're saying they're already legal everything

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Like if we're saying like all drugs were legal I would do steroids or DMT

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I think it's conspiracy. I think it's being blown up right now blown out of proportion

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Pharmaceutical interests, but did you actually see that?

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Natty bodybuilders actually look better than steroid bodybuilders. Yeah, dude. There's no way there is no

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The steroid fucking users look like clouds and like the the Natty guys have like more like veins and

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like the the Natty guys have like more like veins and like fucking cuts and shit dude Natty guys look like

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Like wrinkled ball sacks. No, they look terrible. I

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Learned daddy guys. Oh, you're not in the fitness. Are you?

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Natty it just means natural but there's a there's a big like there's a big

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Argument in the in the bodybuilding community versus Natty and steroid users. Yeah, some people are fake Natty's. Yeah

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Yeah, they say they're not

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Biggest fake Natty dude fucking you ever see what's his name the guy who runs zoo?

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Bradley Martin you ever see Bradley Martin. He says that he's Natty. This motherfucker is definitely not Natty. He's fucking gigantic

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Yeah, I don't understand the point of bodybuilding like what's the appeal? I don't

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Legislature so weird. I think it's a body dysmorphia

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It is dude. We could talk about that how body dysmorphia and bodybuilding is a fucking

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Travesty like there's a huge huge huge fucking like

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correlation with because the whole thing with that is

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The guys it's like it's I really feel like it's like the guys version of like like anorexia like sure

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Like the what the fuck would you call it?

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Like like like working out so much that like you're actually hurting yourself

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Is that like is there a word for it or is that just kind of like a thing?

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It's just like self harm like self harm

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but like like I feel like that's the male version of like anorexia is that like you work out so much that you're like and

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like you're doing steroids and shit and like you're like progressively like

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The biggest problem with steroids is actually that it like fucks up your hormones for the rest of your life

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Even if you do like one cycle of them not one cycle. No

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It you have to be on it for years to shut down what's called the hypothalamic pituitary

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gonadal axis and it's the axis of all those hormones from your pituitary gland to your

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What I say?

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Hypothalamus

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Pituitary gonadal you should be a pharmacist you're like so no you are super knowledgeable about this

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I'm just like I looked really into this stuff because I tried testosterone for a little bit

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Yeah, see what it was like dude. I went on it for like three months. Did you just make you angry?

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No, no testosterone doesn't make you angry. Um, it just really like you have all the one that makes you fucking pissed off all the time

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I'm not sure about d-ball. There's like d-ball like anovar

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Really?

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Dude, just playing testosterone would never make you angry. You'd have to take so much

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There's some bodybuilders that take what I was taking weekly daily really. Oh, yeah, because like I I go to the gym pretty regularly

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And in the in the gym locker room, there's always the fucking locker room gremlin with fucking steroids in their fanny pack

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Like he's always like hey man, you want some roids this time? I'm like, yeah, man. I told you last time

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I don't want fucking roids like he always asked you every time. That's a drug dealer. Yeah every time. He's like, yo, man

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You want more AIDS? I'm like no, dude. I don't want fucking roids. I want to just work out

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He's like, all right, man, if we want some roids though, you know where to find me

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That's crazy. Do you think that women that are bodybuilders or like have

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Like muscles are attractive. Um, it depends. Okay, I like I like muscular women

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A lot I do but there's a point when it stops being attractive and starts being scary

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Yeah, you ever see lean beef patty like that's like the type of body like I'll pull up a picture

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I think it's always scary when we have muscles

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Just personal problem. I like powerful women dude. They're hot

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Women in positions of power where the older women. Oh, absolutely

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Yeah, like this type of fucking like this type of fucking

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Like this type of fucking like this type of strong but once they get like you see this shit

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Like they got like a six-pack and they got some like muscle definition, but they're not like gigantic

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Yeah, yeah, like that's the type of muscular women that i'm attracted to type in uh, no women women on anovar

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And see what comes up. Let me see here

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What's anovar anovar is another uh

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Steroid, but it's like it's like if you took testosterone

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Testosterone and put it on steroids. It's like probably on steroids

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Probably a hundred times more powerful than testosterone

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I think we're not getting many pictures. It's mostly just like shit like this. It's like

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Really? Yeah, I like women women bodybuilders look terrifying like like I like the like the lean beef patty

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Like I showed you like that's the type of muscle like that

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I like it's like you still look like a female but you're muscular

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Yeah, the dude the ones that look like dudes with you know, like without a dick or they're kind of scary. Yeah

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No, thanks. Yeah, it's kind of

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Body that looked like they could crack your head between their thighs. There's some okay. There's some like that that look all right

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Like this is the type of shit that's scary. Like you see that shit fucking see that shit. Yeah, that's scary. That's steroids

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And so the the dead giveaway, uh, it's the face shape for people that are on steroids

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Are if their pectorals are out basically further than their stomach really really hard to do naturally. It's the trifecta

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Deltoids are overblown and the muscles right here

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So on the neck so if somebody is uh

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Lats lats. Yeah. Yeah. So when you see somebody that has giant lats

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Giant delts and huge pectoral muscles like dead giveaway

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So somebody's like they got like a six pack and like their pecs are kind of like out a little bit

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That's possible. That's because like i've seen a lot of natty guys that have like the the pectoral muscles that are like

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They're like built like if you actually like feel like your actual pecs like as like just like even a normal guy

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That doesn't like work out all the time

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They're still a little bit further out from your stomach if you don't have like a beer gut

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That's from like a lot of like bench pressing

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Yeah, like bench press push-ups push-ups because like I have like a little bit of that like I have like it's a little bit extended

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um, but it's not like ridiculous but like I have like uh, like like I have pecs because they're they're coming out a little bit but

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I do 100 push-ups as soon as I wake up every morning. That's awesome. Yeah, so simple stuff like that is like really

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Yeah, because people are always like how do you lose weight so fast and how do you like get like muscle man?

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I'm like literally I wake up. I do 100 push-ups. I do 100 sit-ups and I do 100 squats

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I do the one punch man fucking workout routine

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um and like it's it like literally you do that shit and then you eat like healthy basically I eat under

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2,000 calories a day when I'm doing like my my actual like hardcore workout like shit

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I fucking shred like fat and I gain muscle so fast and you're 23, right? Yeah

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I mean dude the difference I used to be able when I was your age

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I could just do oh no, I'm 25

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Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean you're still I'm still yeah, I'm still able. Yeah, it's

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The difference between 25 and 30 is a huge difference astronomical dude

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The next five years is so easy for you to put on muscle when you want to

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Like dude, I literally used to be able to just like cut down carbs and just do a little push-up pull-up

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um, like uh jump roping routine

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Yeah, every day and run a half mile and I get shredded. Yeah out of my mind. Oh, yeah, absolutely

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Now I do that every single day and I still have like fat I can grab

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Yeah, that's your body just changes because um, I worked out since I was 12 years old like for football and boxing and shit

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I wasn't able to get muscle mass like actual muscle mass until I was in my 20s

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Like I would get like, you know stronger, but I would plateau I would plateau hard when I was in like my teens

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Like from like 12 to like 14. I wasn't able to like get past like, you know benching like, you know, 90 pounds

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Then I got to like 16 to like 18. I started being able to bench like, you know 120

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But like I was working out literally every day besides two days of the week

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And I was only able to get to 120 and I was benching almost every single day and like I just plateaued like and like every

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Single time I try to get up to like 135 or like 130

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I'd be like I can't like I physically like my arms, but you know the shaking shit

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Like you can't get it up like then I didn't work out for like two years

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Like I was in my 20s like I was 21 years old. I was benching 135 starting and I'm like and I'm like

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There's a difference then my dad is like pretty in the fitness

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Um, because like he can't really he's paralyzed from the waist down. So he's a lot like upper body shit

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But like he he's like

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There's a difference between kid strength teenager strength and grown man strength and he goes you don't really get grown man strength until you're in your 20s

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because and like and like from all the shit that i've experienced that's true because

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If you look at like a average like man who's like, you know

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2024 25 26 like above there and like they compared to like a teenager who's like an athletic teenager

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a grown man could beat the shit out of like an athletic teenager like absolutely because like

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A grown man has like different like muscle mass compared to a teenager like by a lot

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Because like when you're in your mid 20s like you're at your peak and then I guess a teenager

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You're just starting and even if like you're the most athletic teenager like a regularly athletic like adult male

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Could beat the fuck out of a super athletic teenager. Yeah. Well around age 26 is the point where you start

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You stop growing and start like aging. Yeah, yeah

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Yeah, that's when your testosterone starts to drop. I need to get this fucking picture. Well it's like 30 starts to drop but there's another hormone

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There's another hormone

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Dihydra epi androsterone dhea. Yeah, so that's like responsible for

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It's precursor for all your hormones everything so like everybody's like, oh, yeah testosterone is like the main hormone that you want

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Right, but it's really you want a balance of all your hormones and you want them optimized

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Like you don't necessarily just want this one hormone like all the way overdriven, you know, yeah

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it's kind of like it's kind of like the

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Cables on a suspension bridge like you you don't want like any one more tight than it should be

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You know, it's really just like balanced

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Altogether there's so many hormones like also back to muscular women just for one more time

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Like that's another one that's like a good-looking one

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Yeah. Yeah, but I mean her arms are getting to the point where it's like scary just a little too big. It's a little scary for you

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Like she could overpower like I have like an average like

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Athletic males like sized arms and if you start getting bigger than an average athletic male arm as a female

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You're pushing it

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Yeah, like if you have like if you have like uh, like a like a like bodybuilder arm as a female like a bodybuilder

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male's arm as a female

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Chill out on the roids. Yeah

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Yeah, I mean

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you know too, um

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About the hormone thing like your hormones are really responsible for your creativity to

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Yeah drive and all of that and your neurotransmitters are downstream from your hormones

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So like you see all these bands like try and come back

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Like in their 40s and my chemical romance blank 182. Yeah, almost like 50

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Blank 182s in their 50s. My chemical romance is

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45 as their average age so they're like, you know, it's this it's getting to be dude

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It's like you don't have the same creativity you had and tell us all the fucking stones

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They are fucking torn to look there are 70s bro, but they're playing the same old songs in yeah

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Yeah, I saw a cannibal corpse last week and they're I think in their 50s and they're just this guy screaming and whipping his hair around

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So strange still it's still good

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He's got this he like head bangs so much that his neck muscles are like it's just he's like a fat guy now

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But his like neck muscles are just huge

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Really? Yeah, his name's uh corpse grinder from cannibal corpse. I gotta be careful. Let me look at this guy corpse grinder

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I'm not talking about grinder, you can type it in

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corpse

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Grinder

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Corpse grinder neck it came out. Oh my god. He looks like a just like a triangle. Oh my god

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Patrick star

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Because he well, he doesn't really have being he like whips his head around the circle. So his hair

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So his hair like whips in the circle. What the fuck that guy looks like a thumb person. Yeah

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Yo, that's the same person bro, that's hilarious this dude looks like the fucking thumb thumb from spy kids

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That does your your brain? He's probably on so many roids. It doesn't matter. It's probably like

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the same picture

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Yeah, this is the same picture

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These are the same

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Yeah, that's got to do something here. It's probably got like some

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Some low-key tb. I never see those people with hits like your thumbs

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No, what's that? It's fucking weird. Like when they go like this their thumb bends backwards. Yeah, dude. They're scary, man

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Oh, wait, you mean like that like when it bent it like bends further though. No, wait up

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See I can pop my joint out like that. Yeah

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Yeah, you got a freaky thumb man, it's freaking me out

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Are you on the lookout for this though? I've never seen that

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Yeah, that's what it is. Some people can do it like more so it's like more angier more angled than this

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I don't think that's that bad. It's not super angle. Like we're talking about like like uh, there's there's a there's a picture

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I can't do with my other like this shit like you ever see that shit

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It's his hiker thumb, bro

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Like I I cut off my thumb so I can't even bend it further back than this

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Like like see how my thumb is right now, that's the farthest I can go back because I cut off my thumb

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So I can't go back any further. Oh, yeah. I never told you guys that story

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Yeah, you did. On purpose intentionally?

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You did about 10 fucking times

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I don't think I've said it on the air, but I'll tell it. I've never heard it

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So I was a kid. I was fucking what 12 12 13 years old and um

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My mom like cut up a watermelon

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So like, you know, she leaves the rinds in like the the sink to like, you know, like drain out and shit

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So my dumb ass goes over with a fucking knife and I'm like, you know

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It'd be real funny if I made a face out of this so I started carving like a jack-o-lantern into a watermelon

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And I'm like, okay, I got all finished and I'm like hold on

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A second I dropped the knife in the sink and I'm like, hold on a second

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It needs a tooth. So I went back and I started cutting

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And then I fucking slid my hand down the knife because it was wet and then I was like

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It wasn't bleeding or anything and I'm like, how did I not get cut from that? And then I looked down and my thumb just goes

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And I'm like, oh

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That's not good. Can I cut like right through my cartilage?

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And it like it like went through my thumb and the only thing that was holding it on was the tendon back here

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Damn

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So I actually had to get reconstructive surgery on my hand

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I actually have like major nerve damage on my hand now. Like I can't feel like these two fingers

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Oh

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But like I have full range of motion except for backwards with my thumb like I can do I can do this

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But I can't like go like it's

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I can't really go further back. How old are you? I was 12

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So I kind of like and I have a delayed like my thumb's delayed compared to like like the rest of my things because it actually has like a disrupted like

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like

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The nerve is disrupted. So um

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Like when I when I have to close my hand because I've lived with it for you know, half my life now

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It's basically like second nature to say to close my thumb first before everything else

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Um, but if I don't like if i'm like like thinking about a bunch of other shit like I go to pick up a glass

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Instead of like going like this like I just go like this and it fucking just slips through my hand

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Damn, so um and my pointer finger like the one side of it is like numb and then like basically all of right here

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Is like numb. Wow

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So it was

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I i'm ambidextrous

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Because I

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That's another story when I was in catholic school. I was left-handed at birth

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And I went to catholic school and the nuns really didn't like when you wrote with your left hand

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Yeah, that happened to my friend in high school. That's fucked up public school

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Yeah, they really didn't like when you wrote with your left hand. So like they'd smack the table with rulers and shit and be like right hand

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I'm like

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Okay, so I learned how to do everything on my right hand

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You know why because the left hand is the devil hand or something. It's the devil hand left is a sin

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Yeah, that's why this is this hand is the unholy hand

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What the fuck? Yeah

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Isn't left like always the unholy direction

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Not necessarily. It's just I think it's just left-handed because most right hand to God like right hand to God like that shit

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And that's the reason why you wear your left hand to the devil

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That's why you wear your your wedding ring on your left hand because it kind of purifies your left arm

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No, I heard you're wearing a wedding ring because um, that's the modern telling that that's like but that's not true though

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It's not but the modern like retelling of that because it used to be like a catholic or christian thing where you'd wear your wedding ring on

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Your unpure arm and then it went to the the thing where it's like, oh you're fucking you have a vein that goes directly from your left

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Pinky your left ring finger to your you have a vein every in every finger. Yeah, so it doesn't fucking make sense. But like

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It's like those directly to your heart, but I'm like, yeah, this was this is like the unpure arm

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So I actually had to learn everything right-handed. So now I write right-handed, but I do like I bat left-handed

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I throw right-handed just because it's like easier because most things are made to throw right-handed

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And I play bass

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Ambidextrously, I actually have one bass that's right-handed one bass. That's left-handed sick, bro

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You should play them both at the same time

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So you guys vote in the midterm elections? I did I voted I did not

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Fucking ho chill. I fucking hate ho chill. Why don't you vote?

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Me? Yeah, uh

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I just figured it doesn't have anything to do with me making money. Yeah, I

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Just figured it didn't matter because they have a fair amount of money

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Yeah, I just figured it didn't matter because they have a fucking two-party ticket because they they

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Made all the third-party candidates like not on the ballot. Yeah, it's just like well

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They literally the fucking party in control

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Passed the law that said or not a law but like a policy that you don't have to include like third-party candidates that get less than

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one percent of uh

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Really petition signatures. So then what that means is that you have to vote for one of them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

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It's all a sham. That's why you you have to write in like your alex jones party candidate alex jones. Yeah

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So

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Everybody who listens to this podcast in the next election in two years in new york state vote tyler lee for governor

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Tyler lee for governor of new york state. I will be the best governor this state has ever seen. Oh, yeah

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Um or tyler lee for senate or tyler lee for the house either one i'll fucking run and i'll win and i'll be for you

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I would vote for you. Absolutely. So I saw this interesting article here about the midterm elections

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Must you

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It's about how different

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Like groups voted in the midterm elections. How about uh white males between 18 and 25?

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We have that so men men voted 54% republican god damn right baby

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And women voted 49% democrat 48%

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Um, what was the female 48 49 48 democrat

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49 48 wow

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So

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And then we have by age 18 to 24. Is it pick up from behind 49 and 48? That's only yeah

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We're missing some percentages there. Yeah, the other the other the other percent actually votes. Um, the third party third party

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Oh, I see

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Or actually i'm actually unaffiliated uh, politic party wise

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um

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But I vote republican. Yeah, I um

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Um, I have on mine republican, but I want to get rid of that because it'll limit your opportunities train cars one day

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um

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That the democrats are gonna yeah, yeah, they could somehow get that information and

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Tell me I have to get in the train car

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I know like you're gonna have to jerk off into the thing to you know, make lesbians able to have kids

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Oh god

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I never thought about that

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I'll be dead before that happens. Hopefully

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Hey, guess what brothers I got a saying for you and the saying comes from our favorite alex jones

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You know what the you know what the answer to 1984 is is 1776 brother

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That's right

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Um

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So household income are you an info warrior? Yes. Yes

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So household they separated by household income

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Under under $25,000 was democrat christ under

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25,000 now you gotta have a was was was democrat the rest of the income brackets were all republican really

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But but it was very kind of even like 50s and 40s

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But but that tells you how many people make that little money. That's yeah, because that's unbelievable under

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25 000 14 percent of the people were under 25 000

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Well, also a lot of younger people

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uh vote democrat, I feel like 18 year olds are too retarded to vote

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Yeah, they're just like they're gonna make i'm gonna vote for democrat because that's what tiktok told me to do

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You know, I used to be like bro when I was like 20. I used to be like

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Anti-corporation bro, the fucker corporations, dude. They're out to get us bro. Like that's how I used to think. Yeah

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It's like bro. You need corporations my mom. I was actually it was actually pretty funny my uh,

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I my brother is like super like left wing and i'm like and i'm like I told my mom like it's a joke

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I'm like dude, you're raising a democrat. She's like

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Yeah, well most kids are democrats. Like I was never a democrat. She goes. Yeah, because you had a miserable life

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I'm like, thanks

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So then they did one by education level high school or less was 56 Republican god damn right brother

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40 40 percent democrat. I'll be one of the first to vote

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40 percent democrat i'll be working in these oil fields

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I've been working in the goddamn mines for 41 hours

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She's goddamn democrats stealing my goddamn paycheck

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Associates degree or some college was 53 Republican 44 Democrat. I got some college college graduates were

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50%

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00:30:56,980 --> 00:31:02,260
Um, so it's down the middle. I'm sorry. Some college was 53 Republican

442
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:07,540
College graduates were 50% democrat. Oh wow. Look at that, huh?

443
00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:14,580
It's like the uh, it's like college is a fucking brainwashing tool for the democrat. Post graduates were 58%

444
00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:16,660
Democrat

445
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:23,220
What about when you get to phd level well that is phd. Oh just all post-graduate

446
00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:30,340
Masters phd all that combined these guys dude, you'll get fucking brainwashed in college everybody who's watching this who's under the age of uh,

447
00:31:30,420 --> 00:31:36,740
You know 18 and you're looking at colleges. Don't get a fucking skill or join the army be a fucking man

448
00:31:37,380 --> 00:31:39,380
That's a better option

449
00:31:40,020 --> 00:31:41,940
Join the army

450
00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:46,500
Yeah, uh, I mean not that it's a bad thing. I'm just saying I think there's better ways to make money

451
00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:50,180
Yeah, but

452
00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:57,060
Yeah, I learn a skill. Oh god. I can't even find it but they were saying I was also reading that the more like

453
00:31:57,460 --> 00:32:04,500
people that are religious any kind of like catholic religion is uh more republican for sure

454
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:10,340
Because I love jesus bible thumpers like jewish people, but that's a thing actually

455
00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:13,380
That's a thing

456
00:32:13,380 --> 00:32:18,100
christian denominations, um because I actually went to church this morning. Um,

457
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:22,180
Um, I actually want to talk about that. Um, but my priest said

458
00:32:22,660 --> 00:32:25,220
uh, but uh, I uh like

459
00:32:25,780 --> 00:32:28,520
Catholic is like the more militant version of christianity

460
00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:32,900
And like evangelicals are like fucking like hippies and shit

461
00:32:33,540 --> 00:32:36,660
Um, and then there's like the baptists who are like, you know black

462
00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:39,380
um like

463
00:32:39,380 --> 00:32:44,260
There's no really better way to think it's like the black church. It's like the church like it's like christianity

464
00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:48,920
But like for african americans like because like there's things more like community-based

465
00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:53,640
And like that's another thing because like if you actually look at the different denominations of christianity

466
00:32:54,100 --> 00:32:55,300
um

467
00:32:55,300 --> 00:32:59,460
There's catholicism which is like the militant like we're going to do this for god

468
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,780
Uh, you're a sinner

469
00:33:01,780 --> 00:33:05,460
Fucking repent repent repent do what you got to do

470
00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:07,780
You're going to be a sinner for the rest of your life

471
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:12,340
But guess what keep on repenting and tree keep on trying to do good, but you're still a sinner

472
00:33:12,340 --> 00:33:18,340
And then you got like things that are like methodist, which is what my girlfriend is and they're like, you know what?

473
00:33:18,340 --> 00:33:22,500
They're like the hit go to methodist church. Yeah, they're like more like hippies like they're like, all right guys

474
00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:26,740
And I did go to church by the way when I was a kid. Yeah, and they're like, all right guys

475
00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:29,460
we're gonna we're gonna have our speaker come up today and

476
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:40,660
Because they're like, all right, we're gonna have our uh

477
00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:46,580
Our speaker come up today and do this as a fucking catholic. They're like, all right, please rise for uh, jesus and you're

478
00:33:49,540 --> 00:33:51,540
No, that's baptist like fucking

479
00:33:53,940 --> 00:33:58,420
I could do the whole southern baptist fucking preacher shit. I do that really well, but um

480
00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:01,940
Catholics is like fucking priest comes in like all rise

481
00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:06,660
I'm like fucking standing attention the priest comes in holding the fucking bible up above his head

482
00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:13,060
And he's fucking walking in and like he's fucking has like incense going like with the fucking like thing and he's going around and he just goes

483
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:18,740
Sit and you like it. We all sit down speaking of incense like we'll get back to that. I'm sorry

484
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:22,180
Yeah, where the fuck's the incense thing? What I was digging that last time. Yeah

485
00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:27,140
So yeah, I guess i'm carrying on and like he comes in like you sit down. He's like

486
00:34:27,940 --> 00:34:28,580
All right

487
00:34:28,580 --> 00:34:34,260
Um, let us uh, let us pray at the and each denomination of a church like the catholic church

488
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:40,180
Like each church is based off like a saint or like uh, like a holy figure and you do their specific prayer

489
00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:41,540
Like I go to st. Michael's church

490
00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:45,220
So we did st. Michael the archangel's prayer and they said all right say st

491
00:34:45,220 --> 00:34:50,020
Michael's the archangel prayer so we can all join in that and then you go. Okay, you may be seated now

492
00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:54,340
So you all sit down and then you do like your first couple readings the priest kind of talks

493
00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:59,780
And then uh, he goes, all right stand up. We do some like, you know prayers and stuff

494
00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:01,860
You know sit down

495
00:35:01,860 --> 00:35:07,780
Um, he goes he reads from the gospel. Um the gospel he then he tells you after the gospel

496
00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:12,020
He kind of does a like seminar type thing afterwards. Like he's like, okay

497
00:35:12,660 --> 00:35:14,660
Um, so I read this out of the bible

498
00:35:14,900 --> 00:35:19,300
Um, and he kind of like does like his own like kind of talking point about it like he's just like

499
00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:21,780
Jesus in this one

500
00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:25,220
In this this sunday I went to um

501
00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:28,820
He uh, he read a he read a verse about um

502
00:35:28,820 --> 00:35:32,500
um jesus in the end of the world and like he says like a lot and like

503
00:35:33,220 --> 00:35:36,580
What he said actually made a lot of sense because he goes a lot of secular people

504
00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:38,340
um

505
00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,100
Like are obsessed with the end of the world

506
00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:44,100
They're like a war and famine and all this shit's going on like it's going to be terrible

507
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:49,060
And he says a lot of like religious folk are like, okay, it's just another day and he goes

508
00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:51,060
Why do you think that is and he goes because

509
00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:54,740
Even if the world ends we know that there's something else after it

510
00:35:54,740 --> 00:35:59,220
So it's not like with this world ends. There's it's that's it like it's not the main event

511
00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:06,820
Yeah, they said he and he also said like when when life ends like when after death our true life begins

512
00:36:07,380 --> 00:36:12,100
Pretty much type thing. Yeah, and like I was like, that's a real fucking dark fucking

513
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:14,900
Thing but

514
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:16,900
He uh, he said that i'm like, okay

515
00:36:17,140 --> 00:36:20,580
but then you go to like a baptist church and like baptist churches are like

516
00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:24,980
All right, i'm reverend l sharpton. All right

517
00:36:25,540 --> 00:36:28,420
I'm gonna come in and tell you about the lord jesus

518
00:36:29,300 --> 00:36:31,300
All right. Can I hear you say?

519
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:37,700
Jesus and I can't say jesus. He's like I can't hear you. All right, let me tell you about the lord

520
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:42,180
Jesus and like praise jesus. He goes hallelujah brother

521
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:48,660
Hallelujah brother and he's just like all right. I'm gonna have you sing for the lord. Let him hear your brother

522
00:36:48,660 --> 00:36:52,440
Let him hear your brothers and sisters and like jesus

523
00:36:53,060 --> 00:36:55,060
and like jesus

524
00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:58,900
Is every southern preacher steve harvey

525
00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:06,580
Like all right, you know who uh, you know who's out there the devil's out there brother the devil's out there

526
00:37:06,660 --> 00:37:08,660
He's gonna try to bring you down brother

527
00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:11,140
Anyway, and everyone's like

528
00:37:11,460 --> 00:37:15,300
We don't like the devil. He's like the devil's shakes at the name of jesus

529
00:37:15,940 --> 00:37:17,300
All right

530
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,300
Jesus, okay

531
00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:23,860
And then fucking he's like and everybody's like let me hear you say jesus so the devil will shake

532
00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:30,520
And it's like jesus. He's like the lord can't hear you. That's not gonna make the devil shake. Let's hear you say jesus

533
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,540
brothers and sisters

534
00:37:44,180 --> 00:37:45,780
We got

535
00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:48,900
We got sally may on the keyboards today. Let's hear for sally may

536
00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:51,780
Oh, yeah, and she's like

537
00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:56,980
And we have the lord's choir over there and it was like, yeah

538
00:37:57,540 --> 00:38:05,380
Oh hallelujah lord and i'm like and like and as always we got reverend hallelujah on the stage and like

539
00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:07,620
oh everin

540
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,220
Everin and it's like all right

541
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:14,500
So in this crazy world that we got going on today this crazy world

542
00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:20,340
With war and fame and injustice. Yes, you're fucking out there and you're saying

543
00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:24,500
How is the lord out here with me in this crazy things?

544
00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:29,140
But that's what I said brothers and sisters brothers and sisters. The lord is always with you

545
00:38:29,460 --> 00:38:34,340
The lord is always with you. Can I get a praise jesus?

546
00:38:36,020 --> 00:38:42,340
I can't hear you if I can't hear the lord can't hear can I get a praise jesus?

547
00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:45,380
Praise jesus hallelujah lord

548
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:49,780
Now i'm gonna pass this collection tray around

549
00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:55,860
I don't want to hear any change. I just want to hear a hundred dollar bills, baby

550
00:38:57,620 --> 00:38:59,620
Money naco

551
00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:02,100
Jesus christ

552
00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:07,860
Literally, oh my god, that was awful. Um, I do a pretty good impression though. I thought it was a good impression

553
00:39:07,860 --> 00:39:14,420
I was going to go to a black church. Yeah, i've done calls at black churches

554
00:39:15,460 --> 00:39:19,060
Yeah, it's like get too into it. Yeah, I have heart attacks

555
00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:26,820
Bro, um, okay. What percent of white voters do you think voted republican a lot of white?

556
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:33,140
Closest one to the to the correct number wins. All right, so hold on. Let's let's see if we can figure this out

557
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:35,700
With some logic. Yeah, right

558
00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:38,420
Are we talking about the entire country? Yeah

559
00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:41,380
so

560
00:39:41,380 --> 00:39:48,100
It's not 50 50. No, i'd say it's like closer to like 60 60 40 probably predominantly republican

561
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,220
So there's a difference between okay. I think that's a good number

562
00:39:51,700 --> 00:39:58,260
We'll talk about the difference between mager republicans and established Republicans later if you guys want to I think that's a pretty good one

563
00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:01,940
Uh, but well, I i'd say 60 60 40

564
00:40:02,660 --> 00:40:04,660
30 38 percent whites

565
00:40:04,660 --> 00:40:09,460
Voted wait republican. Yeah. Oh no, it's gonna be higher than that. I'd say 60 60

566
00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:12,580
Oh, yeah, it was 58

567
00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:18,900
Oh, I was gonna say 58 too, but closer to 60. All right. Well, for some black voters, do you think voted?

568
00:40:19,700 --> 00:40:21,700
Democrat 82

569
00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:23,700
I think that's a good number. I agree

570
00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:27,380
It was 83. Oh, man. I'm fucking on the fucking

571
00:40:27,380 --> 00:40:34,900
I'm fucking on the fucking money. Praise Jesus about latinos latinos. I feel mostly republican

572
00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:38,980
58 republican, um, i'd say like closer to 52

573
00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:41,700
percent latinas

574
00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:45,380
No, 56 percent democrat 39 percent

575
00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:52,500
Damn, I gotta learn more about my ethnicities and political choices. Yeah

576
00:40:54,260 --> 00:40:55,860
Um

577
00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:57,860
How about I got frankincense and murder?

578
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:02,420
Incense sticks, so i'll bring that next week so it can smell like yeah, I like those

579
00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:06,260
How about uh, this is my um like community?

580
00:41:06,820 --> 00:41:12,980
So what percent of urban voters do you think? Oh, that's gotta be like in like the high 80s like mid to high 80s

581
00:41:13,940 --> 00:41:15,940
69 percent

582
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,200
63. Oh really? No shit suburban

583
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:25,640
Um, what percent democrat suburban? Yeah

584
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,960
Um, I feel like that's kind of torn though because you got like the republicans conserved

585
00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:33,240
You got the republican suburbs and you got like the democrat suburbs

586
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,400
I bet that's the also got like the 50 50

587
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:39,720
You also got like the wine moms that are always going to be like democrat and you also got like the you know

588
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:45,960
Gun toting dads that are going to be republican. So it's i'd say it's close to like 50 50. Yeah 49 48

589
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,160
Look at that. Yeah, how about rural?

590
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:54,280
Rural is republican rural is definitely republican. That's gonna say i'm gonna say 83

591
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,640
Yeah, 85

592
00:41:58,180 --> 00:42:00,180
67 damn really? Yeah

593
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:02,680
surprising

594
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:09,240
Yeah, well we're talking about the entire united states too. Apparently it's not like new york rural because new york rural is fucking red as hell

595
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:11,320
Yeah. Oh, yeah

596
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:18,600
Which is also insane. Did you look at the actual map for new york state albany county the five boroughs of new york city

597
00:42:19,320 --> 00:42:20,520
um

598
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:25,080
This county where syracuse is and the syrac county that buffalo's in were the only ones that were blue

599
00:42:25,240 --> 00:42:31,000
Yeah, the entire rest of the state but by population it's that's the thing that sucks because no matter what we say

600
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:34,600
Up here no matter what we say, even if like we're a democrat or republican

601
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:40,520
Um, if whatever the city says goes we don't have a choice. We don't have anything like new york city

602
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,520
rules us by

603
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,160
Ridiculous amount. Yeah. Yeah

604
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,560
I don't know if it's a good or a bad thing

605
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:53,640
It's a bad thing for sure because you know, I really think that new york state should be split into two states

606
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,800
It should be upstate and downstate

607
00:42:55,800 --> 00:43:01,720
You should have basically rochester down is downstate and rochester up is upstate rochester

608
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:08,120
Yeah, but yeah, I feel like I feel like realize that you would have like three electoral votes in new york city would have like 40

609
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:12,040
Yeah, but it would still give us power over our own fucking things

610
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,120
Yeah, you know the thing is that we get too much money from new york city

611
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:22,760
But that's the thing they get all their water and food from upstate. So if we ended up splitting it we could sell it to new york city

612
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,760
Ah, man, I just don't think upstate new york has enough of an economy

613
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:32,680
But we could build an economy money up here. Yeah, it's like look it's nothing but abandoned factories as you know

614
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:34,680
Well

615
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,440
Absolutely

616
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:43,240
All those abandoned factories dude, if you go by uh, if you go by spring street now, they're all gone. They're all torn down

617
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,240
They're actually getting replaced with new factories

618
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:48,680
Yeah, I mean but actually actually that's another thing we could talk about because

619
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:53,560
All these like places in upstate new york are getting like actual factories built in them now again

620
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:58,120
Like the chip factories and like the fucking uh in malta. They got that um

621
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,680
that uh

622
00:44:00,680 --> 00:44:03,560
Micro microchip factory that they that they just put in

623
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,040
Fucking water fleets getting like a couple factories put in

624
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:10,600
um fucking uh

625
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:17,000
What's that area? It's um like out by saratoga, but it's not saratoga. Um, like

626
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:21,080
Galway like galway like uh, no fuck. Ah

627
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,200
It's out by mechanicville

628
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:30,840
Uh, well, I know it's not malta because you know, yeah, it's not malta. It's it's not mechanicville. It's like right by mechanicville though. Um

629
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:35,160
Basically, they're putting a shit ton of like like chip factories there and shit

630
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:43,880
Like upstate upstate new york is actually the the uh, the uh place for like microchips like it's weird like like you

631
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:49,640
You never would think that but like upstate new york's where almost all the microchips for almost all our technology in america is made

632
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,560
Really? Yeah

633
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,320
damn, um

634
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,560
Yeah, I mean if you take a drive out to like utica though

635
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:58,680
There's nothing bro

636
00:44:59,720 --> 00:45:03,560
Off on the corner out in utica really? Yeah, he's fucking whacking to be

637
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,840
Famous dude like yo check him out

638
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,160
Dude, that fucking preacher voice hurts my throat. Jesus christ

639
00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:18,360
So you see that a texas judge blocked biden's student debt relief program. Yeah, I think that's a good idea

640
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:24,040
I know. Yeah, it's an awful idea. Listen buddy. That's fucking stupid. Listen buddy. Listen, bro

641
00:45:24,040 --> 00:45:28,600
Listen, buddy. Listen, bro. Is it blocked for like forever? Is it blocked temporarily?

642
00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:33,480
I don't know because I think like they can overturn if they want like listen boss man

643
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:41,480
Tyler has to say about this and I got something I want to say about it. So the whole student loan thing I think that

644
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,800
Student loan forgiveness is a good thing. Okay, I think college is a scam in the first place

645
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:52,040
But I also think that it shouldn't just be completely erased. I think the interest for it should be completely erased

646
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,640
I think that would be a good middle ground because I got another

647
00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:01,720
Because you'd still you'd still have to pay for what you took because like if you just take someone's debt and just go

648
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:03,800
Okay, it's gone. They're not gonna learn anything from that

649
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,120
There's going to get go more into debt for other things

650
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:11,560
But if you take away the interest which is always ridiculous and make them pay back basically

651
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:15,880
If you're making them pay back the money that they took tight shit free public school

652
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:21,720
How about hey, how about you fucking take a gun buy a gun from a store put it in your mouth and fucking kill yourself

653
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,720
Why do we make kids go to high school?

654
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:31,240
Why do they kids go to high school for free and force buy a gun and kill yourself with a high school degree?

655
00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:35,960
You can't make any money and then you make them pay to go to college. Hmm because of this business

656
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,600
Hey, I don't have a college degree and i'm making okay money

657
00:46:39,240 --> 00:46:41,000
Yeah, not my point

658
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,120
You know

659
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:45,320
The thing is is that banks make money by loaning people money

660
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,880
That's literally they they

661
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,680
That's what they have to do to survive

662
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:54,680
So what you're asking the government to do is step in

663
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,920
on a transaction

664
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,920
Between a corporation and a person

665
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:03,560
It's why why does the u.s. Government have to step in on that?

666
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,160
Why do you have to get babysat by the united states government? Huh?

667
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,840
Why does the government no listen buddy? Listen listen listen

668
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:15,640
Listen listen friend. It's different. Listen friend federal student loan. Listen friend

669
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:18,520
Why do the democrats always want to get babysat by the government?

670
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:23,000
For everything you want to get free money from the government. You want to get everything from the government

671
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000
You wanted the government to tell you how to

672
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:30,520
Fucking you're sitting there and you're like, oh baby go

673
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:34,280
Oh, I want the government to tell me what to do

674
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:39,240
We want free money because it should be free in the first place. Are you fucking kidding me? So

675
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:41,800
I like healthcare you shouldn't

676
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:45,560
You shouldn't criticize something if you don't offer a solution

677
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,700
So I do offer a solution freedom

678
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,160
All right, so here's my gripe with the whole forgiveness thing

679
00:47:53,960 --> 00:48:00,280
I hate forgiveness. I think that everybody should be locked into sin forever. Well, all right, so I

680
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,720
I avoided taking out student loans. There's other things I wanted to go to school for

681
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:07,320
I didn't take out student loans because I don't want to be in debt

682
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:10,680
But if I knew that there was plans to forgive some debt

683
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:15,800
I would have taken on the debt and gone back to school. So it's not really fair for me because I was trying to be

684
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,360
as financially

685
00:48:18,420 --> 00:48:22,200
Responsible as I could that's what the court case was originally about

686
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:29,400
That the texas judge tried was a person that had no student loans or had them paid back already sued

687
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:35,640
Because he was like why that's not fucking fair. He's like, yeah, it's like ten thousand dollars is it's not a lot

688
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:42,040
Yeah, but you're gonna you're gonna sue just just so other people have to be in debt. That doesn't that's so unfair

689
00:48:42,440 --> 00:48:46,600
I feel like fair that that person had to pay ten thousand dollars. He could have used for something else

690
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:50,840
You know, and then can we talk about universal health care? We will yeah, we'll get to that

691
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:54,840
I say we should forgive ten thousand for people that already paid back their student loans

692
00:48:54,840 --> 00:49:00,200
Okay, so if it's a federal loan, okay and give ten thousand dollars of credit to people that want to go to school

693
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:05,080
Yeah, in that case, that's fair. That's fair across the board. Okay, the tyler lee wants to go

694
00:49:05,240 --> 00:49:11,000
Say he wants to go to nursing school. Yeah, ten thousand dollars you go do it. Okay. How much is nursing school case?

695
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000
It's probably around, you know 12

696
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:18,520
If you go to community college, I don't know. It's a lot. I went to a community college. So

697
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,600
How much did you end up paying if you don't mind like saying?

698
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,160
I honestly don't remember. I think it was like

699
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:28,360
Three thousand a year because

700
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:34,520
Like like free because like when I when I went to medic school, I ended up paying four grand for two years

701
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:35,880
um

702
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:42,360
But like that's like free to yeah including books and shit and I'd say like closer to like 550 like in total

703
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,760
That's so cheap. Yeah, because like um

704
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,080
like it uh

705
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:49,880
Like when I went to paramedic school, it was uh, it was like that

706
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:54,280
That's not a community college though. If you go to nursing school at a private college probably

707
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:58,440
Yeah, but you can still do you can still do nursing school at a community college then finish your your

708
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:03,000
Bsn, I think it is bachelor's. You have to go to an actual college for that

709
00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:08,840
Or could is there anything that you could do at like the hospital to like is there like a is there like a hospital program?

710
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,160
Where you can go for your bsn. Yeah if you're a tech

711
00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:14,600
Or yeah, if you're a nurse, yeah, so if you're for it

712
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:21,800
Yeah, so so it's kind of like how like fire departments pay for paramedic school type thing. Yeah, so basically you're you're working off your

713
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,280
Your debt to the hospital at that point

714
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:29,160
No, they just give you to give you money to get your your

715
00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:33,960
Bachelor. Yeah, but then like you have to work for a certain amount of like time to basically

716
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,120
I'm not sure if there's a commitment

717
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:40,760
Because I know with um with the fire department that i'm trying to get on to right now. They said that

718
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:44,200
If I get on as an emt and they pay for my paramedic school

719
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:49,640
I have to work for that department for like you know two years or something to pay them back for the for the money

720
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:51,720
That they're spending on me. That's I don't think there's

721
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,360
really but

722
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,360
I think what they should do

723
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,960
is

724
00:50:57,960 --> 00:51:01,480
Any portion so say your gross income is

725
00:51:02,260 --> 00:51:05,000
$70,000 a year right and you net 60

726
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:09,720
You can you can put the difference towards your student loans

727
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:14,120
Right and not have any taxable income. Yeah, tell your student loans are paid off

728
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,840
So you're allowed to write that off

729
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:21,160
Um, maybe use like a matching kind of thing. So so say you want to pay

730
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:25,960
$400 towards your student loans, right and the government will let you write off that

731
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:31,720
Double the amount in your taxes. Oh my god, so basically give matching what you're putting up

732
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:34,600
So if you're making good faith payments on your student loans

733
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:38,200
Right. Yeah, you can you can write off

734
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,200
It's not really like they're giving you money

735
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:45,320
But basically the difference between your net income and your gross income you can write off towards your student loans

736
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:51,560
You know, I went to a private college my first two years. Why would you do that to yourself?

737
00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,600
Because I was stupid it costs like ten thousand dollars a year

738
00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:58,200
So I have a semester not to cut everybody off

739
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:04,200
But I just found an article for a man that fell into a vat of molten aluminum, but somehow survives

740
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:06,200
Oh my god

741
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:08,200
Oh my god

742
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:13,480
Dude burns are like the fucking worst dude, dude burns really are the worst but back back to what you were saying

743
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:21,640
We could talk about that later, dude. That's like literally literally like what you like my biggest like fears things that I hate are industrial accidents

744
00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:26,600
Dude, oh dude, they're brutal. There is what's the the place in um, albany in malta

745
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,160
Oh, uh, yeah the microchip factory

746
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:33,880
Did you ever hear the story about the uh air conditioner the 20 000 pound air conditioner that fell on the guy? Yeah

747
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,560
My um, my girlfriend's dad was there well

748
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:43,480
He works for for the company that that guy worked for and he described it and it was just like horrific

749
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:49,560
Oh, yeah, and like i've been to a life. I've been to a couple industrial accidents that that happened at that place

750
00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:53,800
Like uh acid burns because like they work with acid there

751
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:59,960
Like I got a guy who like, you know splashed like acid in his face and shit like it burned his face bad

752
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,760
And like uh, you ever see lime burns

753
00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:06,680
No, what's that? So lime is like the the chemical like lime

754
00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:11,800
Oh, yeah, yeah, the only way to actually neutralize that is with like vinegar and shit

755
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:13,960
So if you put water on it, it makes it worse

756
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:20,040
Um, so you actually have to have put fucking vinegar on it and then you actually brush off the the excess

757
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:21,880
You mean why?

758
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,280
Lime l i m e I think you mean why?

759
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:29,640
Why I think I think it has why doesn't it? You know, it's not that like dissolves bones. Yeah

760
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:35,400
L y e like if you bury a prostitute first you cover in this. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you know as you do

761
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:38,040
Oh, yeah. Yeah

762
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:41,400
No reaction, you know, you like put it in your walls in your basement, you know

763
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,160
Jeffrey Dahmer that shit

764
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,480
Um, yeah, there's something else that

765
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:54,040
Uh, I don't remember if it was in school or if it was her dad that was telling me basically if you get it on your skin

766
00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:59,160
Um, it eats down to the bone. That's what yeah, you can't stop it

767
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:04,440
Yeah, like no matter what like you there's no way to stop it. Once it's on your skin. It's going down to the bone

768
00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:07,320
I don't know what it's called though, but um

769
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,200
Yeah, it's a strong base

770
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,280
Yeah, it's a strong base

771
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,280
Fuck industrial accidents, dude

772
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,440
I did I heard a a thing

773
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:21,480
What

774
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:23,480
Look at dale's sunglasses

775
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:33,240
Dude it's got nine eleven. I always make a joke right whenever people make nine eleven jokes

776
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,640
I always say

777
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:41,000
I'm like not nine eleven jokes would never be funny because it's the second saddest thing that happened in 2001

778
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:45,640
Well, what's the first praise dale? It's a dale earnhardt

779
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,440
It's february what february

780
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:58,200
18th i thought february dude if you remember that that's incredible. Yeah february 18. Do you dale earnhardt actually have the same birthday?

781
00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:03,240
Oh, really? Yeah april 29th. Oh, oh, yeah, that's right. You're talking about that on the last one

782
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:09,880
Yeah, I have a couple weird like like that's another thing that we could talk about like famous people who have the same birthday as you

783
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,600
Because I think on april 29th, there's

784
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:16,600
Oh jerry seinfeld and I have the same birthday

785
00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:19,080
yeah, I

786
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,560
Saw jerry seinfeld was like an asshole in real life

787
00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:24,840
Same so am I?

788
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:26,840
Yeah, you are

789
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:35,080
Michelle pfeiffer has the same birthday as me jerry seinfeld daniel day lewis umma thulman thurman

790
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:39,240
Masta p

791
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:47,480
Leslie jordan so if anyone's looking for tyler's um credit card information april 29th 1998

792
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:51,480
Let's play a game. What's the name of the first street? You look at?

793
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:59,480
That's gonna be six. That's a model of your first car. What's your your mother's maiden name?

794
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:04,520
Bro the last four. Oh dude, willy nelson was born on my birthday

795
00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:14,120
Bro, let's play a good game. The last four digits of your social is who has a the last four digits of their social add up closest to

796
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:19,160
20 um, we'd have all the information to steal his

797
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,400
Dude, I I encountered this ingenious scam actually

798
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,840
a couple weeks ago, I

799
00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:32,440
Think it was something that was for yeah. Yeah, I saw my car. Oh the facebook marketplace scam

800
00:56:33,960 --> 00:56:39,160
I find you ever just look at facebook marketplace and see the fucking insane things that you can buy

801
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,480
Like I saw like an actual gun

802
00:56:41,480 --> 00:56:47,080
Yeah, yeah, then you can buy no it's happened to me every time I try to sell something on marketplace

803
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:53,400
I get like 10 people that are trying just to do that scam where they ask for your phone number. Well, yeah this guy

804
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,240
What did he do? He said uh, yeah, he asked for my phone number

805
00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:03,240
And then he's like, um, you're gonna get like a verification code. I just want to make sure that you're real

806
00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:07,000
Yeah, it's a google verification code. I'm like, wait a second

807
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:12,040
I said no if I give you the verification code you you just went to google plugged in my phone number

808
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:16,920
Yeah, and it sent me the verification code. So now you can get into my google account exactly

809
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:23,720
I said I explained this whole scam to him and he's like, uh, and then I sent a fake verification code

810
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:30,360
And he goes that's the wrong one. I'm like bro. I said I literally said I said you must be from the part of india where they have

811
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,360
light in the water

812
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:34,860
Because I know you're not a liberal person. I'm like, okay

813
00:57:34,860 --> 00:57:39,260
Because I know you're not a little white old lady trying to pull this scam

814
00:57:39,820 --> 00:57:45,820
Dude, why would I give you the real verification code after I just explained to you how the scam worked?

815
00:57:45,820 --> 00:57:50,940
We should do is like next time we get scammed on facebook marketplace. We should fuck with the person

816
00:57:52,940 --> 00:57:54,940
Call him Don Juan

817
00:57:57,500 --> 00:58:00,140
People like pranking um like scammers

818
00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:06,700
Dude, those are I listen to those for like an entire day. They're hilarious. We gotta do that because they have hackers that that

819
00:58:07,660 --> 00:58:14,140
Like scam them back and like steal all their information and they're like, oh are you this person they say their name and they're like

820
00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:18,780
Come on, man. How do you know that man? Come on, man. Don't don't do this to me, man

821
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:25,340
They're like, oh i've got pictures here of you and i've got the accounts like all the phone numbers from the people you scam

822
00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:27,580
Come on, man. Please give it back

823
00:58:27,580 --> 00:58:29,580
I'm bad

824
00:58:29,580 --> 00:58:31,260
Please i'm so sorry

825
00:58:31,260 --> 00:58:32,060
I won't do it again

826
00:58:32,060 --> 00:58:35,980
My favorite scam call that I got was I got a call and i'm like hello and they're like hello

827
00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:42,540
This is mike williams from windows microsoft microsoft windows. Um, you have very bad virus. Uh, could you please tell me that?

828
00:58:42,540 --> 00:58:46,380
I'm like i'm just gonna throw my computer out man. Thanks for telling me. He's like don't throw your computer out

829
00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:51,100
Please do not throw your cup. I'm like too late. It's already in the garbage can it's raining outside and shit

830
00:58:51,420 --> 00:58:52,940
He was like do not throw your dude

831
00:58:52,940 --> 00:58:57,820
Can you take the top of garbage can and try to turn on and i'm like dude, you told me there's bad viruses

832
00:58:57,900 --> 00:59:03,180
I'm scared of the demons in the internet man. It's like no, they're not don't no demon in internet

833
00:59:03,980 --> 00:59:05,980
Not no demon in internet

834
00:59:06,140 --> 00:59:10,140
Please tell me the the the the number to your account and i'm like dude

835
00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:15,900
I already told you I threw the demons in my fucking computer out of the garbage. It's pouring rain out my computer's

836
00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:21,020
Now he's just like you don't know not not no, no, don't do that

837
00:59:21,020 --> 00:59:23,020
Dude, there's such a screw. You know, what's a bob?

838
00:59:24,060 --> 00:59:25,260
ah

839
00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:27,260
What's that? This is go-hold music

840
00:59:28,620 --> 00:59:33,660
I got a I looked up a facebook marketplace. This is I didn't even look this up. This is what I was

841
00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:40,540
This guy is selling a burger king that he just bought five minutes ago. No law balls brand new

842
00:59:40,860 --> 00:59:42,860
He's probably driving for uber eat

843
00:59:43,820 --> 00:59:45,420
Stole it

844
00:59:45,420 --> 00:59:47,420
um, let's see

845
00:59:47,420 --> 00:59:51,100
We'll type in a letter to facebook marketplace

846
00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:54,780
And we'll see what the first thing that comes up is

847
00:59:55,660 --> 00:59:59,260
Actually here we'll go around. Oh my god, you can buy a fursuit

848
01:00:00,380 --> 01:00:01,580
furry

849
01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:02,780
might have some

850
01:00:02,780 --> 01:00:03,580
common

851
01:00:04,300 --> 01:00:10,220
Um, give me give me a consonant. Uh p p give me a vowel casey. Oh

852
01:00:11,020 --> 01:00:13,020
Give me a consonant. Uh s

853
01:00:13,820 --> 01:00:15,740
Give me a vowel

854
01:00:15,740 --> 01:00:16,780
s

855
01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,780
That's not a vowel

856
01:00:21,020 --> 01:00:21,980
I

857
01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:23,980
That's not a consonant

858
01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:25,180
Oh

859
01:00:25,180 --> 01:00:27,180
That's not a consonant you

860
01:00:27,740 --> 01:00:29,740
That's not a constant a

861
01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:31,660
man

862
01:00:31,660 --> 01:00:32,860
e

863
01:00:32,860 --> 01:00:34,860
We'll go with g sometimes why?

864
01:00:35,900 --> 01:00:37,900
Give me another vowel. Uh y

865
01:00:37,900 --> 01:00:44,940
Sometimes why right? Yeah, sometimes why so that's spelled posegi. That's

866
01:00:47,020 --> 01:00:49,020
Posegi

867
01:00:49,820 --> 01:00:56,940
What are you looking at just i'm typing in random bomb robots, no, so let's see what we find

868
01:00:58,140 --> 01:01:00,140
Dude, it's a bunch of those fucking

869
01:01:00,700 --> 01:01:03,420
Those socks from nursing homes with the anti-skid things

870
01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:10,140
I'm up for sale and a safety belt one of those like lift belts that they put around people

871
01:01:10,700 --> 01:01:13,340
It's somebody selling a bunch of stuff from nursing homes

872
01:01:15,100 --> 01:01:17,100
Oh god, you know jesus

873
01:01:18,140 --> 01:01:19,260
um

874
01:01:19,260 --> 01:01:23,900
We'll just do one letter at a time. Let's type in uh, b b

875
01:01:24,540 --> 01:01:26,540
See what comes up

876
01:01:26,540 --> 01:01:32,380
Blueberries can we find here? I say we should put an n

877
01:01:35,180 --> 01:01:37,180
What is this

878
01:01:37,820 --> 01:01:42,140
That's nothing really crazy, um, let's see here

879
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:51,100
Let's see what the craziest thing we can find on facebook marketplace a giant skull made just type in random a giant handmade skull

880
01:01:51,100 --> 01:01:53,100
A

881
01:01:55,260 --> 01:01:57,420
Antique german wine cork

882
01:02:01,260 --> 01:02:07,100
A literal fucking paratrooper badge from the army oculus damn 100 bucks. That's pretty good

883
01:02:08,620 --> 01:02:14,380
Damn, the beepus sells his fucking oculus dude. He's constantly selling his ocula. It's all over a year

884
01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:17,500
For fucking full value price

885
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,500
Dude

886
01:02:19,900 --> 01:02:21,900
Does he still use it no

887
01:02:26,300 --> 01:02:30,700
Vintage barbershop luxury razor actually might buy that that looks nice

888
01:02:32,780 --> 01:02:39,020
Damn don't find anything good a world war two german gas man half the stuff of shit on fucking

889
01:02:39,660 --> 01:02:45,680
Facebook marketplace is a scam. That's fucking whether you're buying or selling david bowie autographed

890
01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:46,560
guns, yeah

891
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:50,220
Most of those things that you see that don't have that offer you shipping

892
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:55,680
Are scams. Oh, no, dude you fucking you go and meet them at their scary ass fucking house

893
01:02:56,480 --> 01:03:01,080
Fucking go strapped because hey, if things go sideways, you can just rob them. Ack ack

894
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:08,160
Yeah, i've ordered like i've tried to order stickers and stuff and it got cancelled david bowie autographed electric guitar. That's pretty fucking sick

895
01:03:08,960 --> 01:03:11,040
You got canceled the order

896
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:14,080
Well you we all got canceled too

897
01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,080
We have no listeners

898
01:03:16,080 --> 01:03:18,080
There's nobody out there

899
01:03:20,080 --> 01:03:25,000
He's listening to us. I forget we're on the air sometimes fucking sweet, dude

900
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,160
Little Indycar go-kart. That's sick

901
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,720
$1,234 I

902
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:34,600
Fucking buy it. I'll buy it now. We should go live go buy something

903
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:38,240
By the most random thing we can

904
01:03:38,240 --> 01:03:42,640
Just do a live actually have a segment about

905
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:49,520
Well, I'll tell you I'll tell you when we do it but I'm gonna take something like this I'll be back

906
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:54,840
Yeah, I'm gonna take a smoke. We'll take a quick break quick break. Love you when we come back

907
01:03:54,840 --> 01:04:18,160
We got a doozy for you. Oh, yeah

908
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:26,040
One day I was born this is all I think of whenever I think of this song fucking skeleton means it's skeleton

909
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:30,540
Yeah, the skeleton with a cigarette

910
01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:34,400
Welcome back to our title podcast

911
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:49,840
You ever drink calcium drink calcium, you know milk

912
01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:52,680
Yeah

913
01:04:52,680 --> 01:04:57,680
You know the reason why milk is good for your bones cuz it's white anything that's white is good for your bones

914
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:01,080
That's calcium brother. I mean is this something sexual?

915
01:05:01,080 --> 01:05:08,560
No, no, no, no, I never see a jug of milk a gallon of milk. That's like a year old. I don't want to it's like

916
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,560
It's like this like yellow

917
01:05:10,680 --> 01:05:15,560
Fluid clear fluid and in the middle is all the calcium deposits really

918
01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:21,060
Like you ever see like cheese curds being made they're fucking really weird looking

919
01:05:21,520 --> 01:05:27,600
Tastes fucking good. They do Asian people don't eat like 100% of Asian people don't eat dairy

920
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:30,120
100% yeah, I'm just joking

921
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:39,940
They don't regularly eat dairy it's not part of their diet it's really get calcium pretty spooky

922
01:05:39,940 --> 01:05:41,940
What was last time you saw cheese on your Chinese?

923
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:48,640
Rattled oh

924
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:56,880
My god, I like skeletons. All right, I got a good segment we can do so you ever see the show shark tank

925
01:05:56,880 --> 01:06:00,720
Yeah, I love that show like that show. It's like fantastic show mister. Wonderful

926
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:03,160
So I propose that

927
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:06,520
That we come up with ridiculous

928
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:12,320
inventions for shark tank and we pitched them to each other. Okay, I got one

929
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:20,720
Commercial yeah, I got it. You're like a shark tank. Oh, yeah, I gotta put the shark tank music

930
01:06:20,720 --> 01:06:29,880
yet the time done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done done

931
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:31,960
photography

932
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:34,600
Retard brain

933
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:40,420
I like once you start doing it, I'm like, oh yeah, that is the that is the exact music

934
01:06:40,420 --> 01:06:41,020
music.

935
01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:45,300
No,

936
01:06:46,540 --> 01:06:49,540
oh, isn't it shark tank deal music one hour.

937
01:06:52,220 --> 01:06:55,700
This doesn't sound right. That's not it. Now I do like shark tank intro

938
01:06:56,100 --> 01:06:58,740
shark tank theme. Yeah, like shark tank intro.

939
01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:01,140
Yeah,

940
01:07:02,020 --> 01:07:02,700
there it is.

941
01:07:05,660 --> 01:07:06,160
So

942
01:07:07,380 --> 01:07:09,420
you gotta think of a problem. I do.

943
01:07:09,420 --> 01:07:13,780
But this is only a minute long though. Yeah, that's just the intro. Like when

944
01:07:13,800 --> 01:07:17,420
you're walking in and you're like this product is fucking big soul. That is

945
01:07:17,460 --> 01:07:19,860
fuck. Well, I'm going to do fun for canned air.

946
01:07:21,620 --> 01:07:26,140
That one already has a fucking kick started or a shark tank episode.

947
01:07:26,780 --> 01:07:28,900
Oh, do infomercial music,

948
01:07:32,100 --> 01:07:34,540
but all right, go ahead. I'll offer you help

949
01:07:34,540 --> 01:07:35,060
do.

950
01:07:38,740 --> 01:07:44,460
Who do you have a problem? I know you do the problem.

951
01:07:47,620 --> 01:07:51,380
The fuck is this? It's not like some fucking sound like sound of music shit.

952
01:07:53,420 --> 01:07:57,580
You have a problem. I bet you do. Your problem is that your bones are on the

953
01:07:57,580 --> 01:08:01,260
inside of your body and you want to see them on the outside. Well, I have a

954
01:08:01,260 --> 01:08:05,700
product for you. It's called the skin peeler. So what is this product?

955
01:08:05,700 --> 01:08:09,660
Exactly. Have you always wanted to see your skeleton? Absolutely. You have.

956
01:08:09,940 --> 01:08:14,340
So you take the skin peeler and you start at your fingertips and you put your

957
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:18,780
fingers in it and oh boy, it starts skinning you. Oh wow.

958
01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:22,660
You can see your finger bones now. Isn't that crazy? Well,

959
01:08:22,700 --> 01:08:27,300
next you go to your hand. Oh boy. Now you can see your hand. Wow.

960
01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:32,300
Look at that. The skin peeler is, is it powered or is it a manual?

961
01:08:33,420 --> 01:08:36,860
Oh, it's powered. I was going to say, dude,

962
01:08:36,900 --> 01:08:40,620
nobody wants anything that's not like it's automatically powered and it has

963
01:08:40,620 --> 01:08:44,300
sanitized blades. They have self sanitizing blades. All right, people,

964
01:08:44,460 --> 01:08:47,780
see these blades here, self sanitizing. Okay.

965
01:08:48,020 --> 01:08:50,380
They go right into alcohol as soon as they spin around.

966
01:08:50,860 --> 01:08:53,700
There's a little thing of alcohol and when you put that in skins you.

967
01:08:53,860 --> 01:08:57,020
I think that's a great idea actually, because I was thinking the other day,

968
01:08:57,020 --> 01:08:59,820
I'm like, I'm going to go my entire life without ever seeing my internal organs.

969
01:09:00,060 --> 01:09:03,260
Yeah. Like they're mine and I don't even get to see it.

970
01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:06,220
Like I get some accident and somebody else gets to see them.

971
01:09:06,220 --> 01:09:10,300
Well, so they should have like that brought to you by the makers of the,

972
01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:15,460
I'll give you the skin peeler, the skin peeler. It's called the self lap,

973
01:09:15,660 --> 01:09:20,860
the self laparotomy. I'll give you a hundred thousand dollars for a 20% of

974
01:09:20,860 --> 01:09:26,100
your company. I will. I'm only settling for a million for 10%. I'll buy the

975
01:09:26,100 --> 01:09:33,020
entire thing. I believe in it. I want you out though. You're out. Get the fuck out.

976
01:09:33,540 --> 01:09:35,300
I'll give you a million bucks for the whole thing.

977
01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:36,940
Genius.

978
01:09:38,060 --> 01:09:44,380
Sold to the man in the hood for a million bucks. All right. What's your

979
01:09:44,380 --> 01:09:48,700
invention? All right, here we go. I'll think of another one. Fuck

980
01:09:48,700 --> 01:09:58,940
boom. Deepa. Yeah. Are you like me? Get more done. Are you a mortician or

981
01:09:58,940 --> 01:10:00,140
working in a morgue?

982
01:10:01,660 --> 01:10:06,780
Do you really have to drag dead weight of bodies around and your back hurts

983
01:10:06,780 --> 01:10:10,180
at night? You need corpse crane.

984
01:10:10,180 --> 01:10:22,020
This lightweight industrial cream comes in a small package that is easily

985
01:10:22,020 --> 01:10:25,420
concealable. Casey. All it knows all about small packages.

986
01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:30,300
Brought to you by the makers of the Hoyer lift. Never hurt your back again

987
01:10:30,540 --> 01:10:33,820
with corpse crane. See the difference between that and a Hoyer lift is it has

988
01:10:33,820 --> 01:10:35,540
eye hooks that drill into their bones.

989
01:10:35,540 --> 01:10:45,140
I'm asking you for $10 million for 1% of my company today. I will give you

990
01:10:45,860 --> 01:10:53,540
a hundred dollars for a hundred percent of your property. Fair. Fair. I think

991
01:10:56,540 --> 01:11:00,940
I don't know. You ever while you're in the shower, that hard to reach spot

992
01:11:00,940 --> 01:11:06,500
between your asshole and your balls. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just have like a pole

993
01:11:06,780 --> 01:11:10,740
with a little discover on it. They actually have that. That's a real

994
01:11:10,740 --> 01:11:14,540
thing. So as you're scrubbing, you take you watch. That's a real thing.

995
01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:16,780
I didn't invent it.

996
01:11:20,700 --> 01:11:24,900
Damn. You know what? Some real inventions though, dude. I I'm going to

997
01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:28,540
reveal something about myself. It's pretty personal. I always cover the

998
01:11:28,540 --> 01:11:32,220
toilet seat even at home. Like just put it to, I don't like cold toilets.

999
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:35,700
Really? Yeah. I always put it in. He did toilet seats. Now I should probably

1000
01:11:35,700 --> 01:11:39,620
get one. Yeah. And then like, I just like clean, you know, it's like a

1001
01:11:39,620 --> 01:11:44,540
little like obsessive, but they should have a sock that goes over the toilet

1002
01:11:44,540 --> 01:11:47,900
seat. So it's like nice and warm. I'm calling out my brother right now.

1003
01:11:47,980 --> 01:11:52,980
All right. My brother, because me and him share the same bathroom and there's

1004
01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:58,020
always hair on the fucking thing. And guess what? I'm clean shaven, Eli.

1005
01:11:58,020 --> 01:12:02,420
So there's only one person that has hair. Wait, you should shave everything.

1006
01:12:02,620 --> 01:12:05,460
Yeah. I'm clean shaven brother. Really? Yeah.

1007
01:12:06,180 --> 01:12:09,780
Oh, everywhere. Everywhere. Arm pits are clean. The only thing that I have

1008
01:12:09,780 --> 01:12:14,500
is like the lower legs. Yeah. Just like, is that just how the lady likes it?

1009
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:19,100
I, I, I, I get fucking weirded out when I have hair. Like any, have you ever

1010
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:23,580
seen, like you, you, you, you, you know, when I was like in my early, like

1011
01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:28,140
twenties, like I didn't shave and like the bushes, it's just a weird, weird

1012
01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:32,660
fucking thing. Like it's like dirty. It smells bad. Like even like, like

1013
01:12:32,660 --> 01:12:36,740
literally, if you don't shower for more than 12 hours, your bushes fucking mess.

1014
01:12:36,740 --> 01:12:40,420
Yeah. You get more action if you just also makes your dick look bigger.

1015
01:12:41,380 --> 01:12:46,620
Yeah. I mean, I don't think there's any help in my situation, but you know, it

1016
01:12:46,620 --> 01:12:47,540
just is what it is.

1017
01:12:50,060 --> 01:12:50,660
No comment.

1018
01:12:50,660 --> 01:12:56,460
So you're not clean shaven. Like you don't shave. You don't shave once

1019
01:12:56,460 --> 01:12:59,420
every couple of months. I take it all, take it all down to nothing. I just

1020
01:12:59,420 --> 01:13:02,420
don't like the feeling afterwards. Really? Yeah. It feels really

1021
01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:09,860
uncomfortable. Yeah, it does bro. So I, I, I shave pretty much like weekly,

1022
01:13:09,900 --> 01:13:13,980
like bi-weekly, not bi-weekly, like, like twice a week because like as soon

1023
01:13:13,980 --> 01:13:17,980
as I start getting shovel, subtle, I shave again. So it's never like a

1024
01:13:17,980 --> 01:13:24,220
problem. Like I'm like, listen, if you're going to ask your girl to shave, you

1025
01:13:24,220 --> 01:13:27,820
should shave yourself. Yeah. My girlfriend always complains. She's like,

1026
01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:30,780
she's like, I don't like it when you have hair anywhere.

1027
01:13:32,420 --> 01:13:39,140
I also shave my chest. Yeah. I, I think it looks weird with hair. And like, I

1028
01:13:39,140 --> 01:13:42,580
like, I'm like, I work out, so I have like a decent chest. So I'm like, I want

1029
01:13:42,580 --> 01:13:45,940
to show it. I don't want to cover it with hair. I'm also not Italian.

1030
01:13:45,940 --> 01:13:50,260
I get a lot of, a lot of chest hair around my neps. It's kind of weird.

1031
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:54,260
Really? Yeah. Especially how it's taken. I get like a cross. Like I get like a

1032
01:13:54,260 --> 01:13:59,100
cross, like my Catholic, my Catholicism comes out and like, it just like, it's

1033
01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:03,020
like, I have a, I have like a line here and I have a line here. It's like a

1034
01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:09,140
fucking cross though. So like Jesus is like, like you could crucify Jesus on my

1035
01:14:09,140 --> 01:14:09,740
chest hair.

1036
01:14:09,740 --> 01:14:13,260
So what are some other like actual inventions? Actual invention. Okay. So

1037
01:14:13,260 --> 01:14:18,740
let's give them away here on the podcast. Click a jar can go. So peanut butter.

1038
01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:24,340
Okay. We all eat it, right? Bro. So I got some fucking off the air. All right. I

1039
01:14:24,340 --> 01:14:28,700
got some shit we got to talk about about peanut butter. Okay. But peanut butter.

1040
01:14:29,580 --> 01:14:32,540
So you know, when like you're, you're getting towards like the end of like

1041
01:14:32,540 --> 01:14:35,420
fucking love peanut butter. So you know, when you start getting to like the end

1042
01:14:35,420 --> 01:14:38,300
of the peanut butter, you're like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm

1043
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:40,440
like, I'm like, I'm like, like, I'm like, this is getting to the end of the

1044
01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:43,280
peanut butter. Like you have to like, kind of like reach your hand in and like

1045
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:47,840
scrape it off the side. So I have this invention called click a jar where it

1046
01:14:47,840 --> 01:14:50,860
has like a deodorant thing on the bottom, like, you know how like you can push up

1047
01:14:50,860 --> 01:14:55,100
like the deodorant with it, but instead of that, you do it with peanut butter. So

1048
01:14:55,100 --> 01:14:58,360
you can actually keep on clicking it up. And then every time that you click it

1049
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:01,020
up, it's going to push the peanut butter up. So you don't have to like reach your

1050
01:15:01,020 --> 01:15:04,420
hand in and get your hand all peanut buttery. Like you actually click it up.

1051
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:07,460
And every time that you're clicking it up, it's pushing the peanut butter higher

1052
01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:11,820
To like the end the peanut butter is like all at the top so you can just kind of scoop it out like that

1053
01:15:11,820 --> 01:15:15,500
Genius and like you can do it where it has like kind of like a rubberized thing

1054
01:15:15,500 --> 01:15:20,940
So it kind of pushes everything up, so it's not gonna get any left over. So it's gonna. Are you saying you're gonna invent this?

1055
01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:23,700
Yeah, I'm trying to look

1056
01:15:24,180 --> 01:15:26,180
Dude, I think that's a great idea

1057
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:32,000
The other thing I started doing is I started keeping the peanut butter jars upside down because I get natural peanut butter where the oil separates

1058
01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:35,660
Oh, it's gross. I like Jeff. That's not the best Jeff isn't real

1059
01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:37,660
Just delicious just the luscious

1060
01:15:37,660 --> 01:15:39,660
hydrogenated oil so

1061
01:15:40,300 --> 01:15:46,380
Did the fucking oily peanut also about me about your no no, it's it's the best dude. It's fucking like

1062
01:15:47,820 --> 01:15:49,820
Like that no

1063
01:15:50,460 --> 01:15:57,060
No, I have to get my peanut butter together. That's gross actually what I've been getting actually is a powdered peanut butter

1064
01:15:57,260 --> 01:16:03,340
There's powdered peanut butter. They take all that oil out and then they desiccate it. Yeah, dude. It's fucking fantastic

1065
01:16:03,340 --> 01:16:08,500
I didn't even know they had because it's a quarter of the calories of regular peanut butter. It still tastes like peanut butter

1066
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:12,300
Yeah, they just put like a little like cane sugar in it just to make it like palatable

1067
01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:14,820
No, and then you just reconstitute it with water and mix it up

1068
01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:18,720
No shit, you can eat four times as much because there's one quarter the calories really

1069
01:16:18,720 --> 01:16:22,540
Yeah, I mean regular peanut butter like in two tablespoons. There's 200 calories

1070
01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:26,420
So like when I'm doing like my my workout like like actually like doing that shit

1071
01:16:26,420 --> 01:16:27,820
I make a thing of rice

1072
01:16:27,820 --> 01:16:30,900
I crack an egg into it and I fucking mix that shit together

1073
01:16:30,900 --> 01:16:36,260
And if you have hot hot hot rice and you crack an egg into it cooks the cooks the cooks the egg

1074
01:16:36,260 --> 01:16:38,100
And you can eat that you do that

1075
01:16:38,100 --> 01:16:44,620
You're not gonna be hungry for like the rest of the day and it's got great protein great macros. It's fucking fantastic right there Rocky

1076
01:16:46,100 --> 01:16:48,100
Yeah, we got a song for that

1077
01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:56,400
What about just shorter jars of peanut butter that's fucking stupid cuz if you get less peanut butter

1078
01:16:57,700 --> 01:16:59,700
Then you just buy two fuck that

1079
01:16:59,700 --> 01:17:04,740
Yeah, I'm getting everything out of my peanut butter. Okay, all right. I'll tell you my idea

1080
01:17:05,420 --> 01:17:07,420
off the air and then

1081
01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:12,460
It's not like groundbreaking, but I think it'd be funny your idea. Yeah

1082
01:17:12,980 --> 01:17:14,980
About peanut butter. Yeah

1083
01:17:14,980 --> 01:17:29,900
So you want me to follow yeah, go ahead pause it it's not like groundbreaking or anything, but okay

1084
01:17:31,220 --> 01:17:36,500
Welcome back to untitled podcast you ever see Chris Evans penis

1085
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:44,700
Oh, yeah, brother last time you asked for a sequel and this time we're giving you a sequel

1086
01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:51,340
Do we really want to do this right now or later? I like it. I like tail-ending this shit with that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

1087
01:17:58,980 --> 01:18:00,980
The sequel fuck it

1088
01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:08,740
All right, so this week on schizophrenic movie reviews back to the future part two

1089
01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:10,940
so

1090
01:18:10,940 --> 01:18:16,640
We resume where we left off Marty just got back from 1955. He's with Jennifer

1091
01:18:17,620 --> 01:18:21,460
Then Doc Brown crackhead fucking comes back and he's just like

1092
01:18:23,180 --> 01:18:26,560
He's just like what's going on doc? He's like

1093
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:32,600
We need to go into the future your kids your kids Marty. They're fucked. He's like, what do you mean?

1094
01:18:37,800 --> 01:18:43,400
It's like whoa man, he goes he goes let me put some garbage in the DeLorean and we can go into the future

1095
01:18:43,400 --> 01:18:46,520
He's like what's going on? He's like, it's mr. Fusion Marty

1096
01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:53,580
So then if I could put garbage into the goddamn DeLorean and it's like, okay now the flux capacitor works. So

1097
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:55,480
then

1098
01:18:55,480 --> 01:19:01,520
Boom boom boom goes into the future. Oh, no, there's cars coming at you from the other way

1099
01:19:08,240 --> 01:19:11,760
Jennifer's there looks kind of the same but not as hot as hot. Yeah

1100
01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:16,400
So then they're like, okay, and then fucking Marty's like what's going on?

1101
01:19:16,400 --> 01:19:22,980
He's like all the cars fly in the future Marty and then they fucking it's like raining or some shit and they fucking park the

1102
01:19:22,980 --> 01:19:29,420
DeLorean like they put it down and he's just like look at the newspaper Marty and then he's just like what's going on?

1103
01:19:29,420 --> 01:19:36,980
It says Marty McFly jr. Arrested for fucking rape or some shit. I didn't know I he's like wow, man

1104
01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:38,980
This is heavy doc

1105
01:19:39,780 --> 01:19:45,220
So then he's a site Marty we really have to do something about this and then fucking Jennifer's just like oh

1106
01:19:45,820 --> 01:19:50,100
No, what are we doing then fucking doc just knocks her the fuck out or something?

1107
01:19:50,100 --> 01:19:55,360
Yeah, like fucking pills and then leaves are next to the dumpster covered in newspapers

1108
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:58,860
He's like, hold on a second Marty and he rips off his fucking face

1109
01:20:04,260 --> 01:20:10,420
You like rips off his fucking face he's like I got de-aging and they're like what man like you look exactly the same

1110
01:20:14,060 --> 01:20:16,020
So then Marty

1111
01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:23,540
Gets these sick-ass kicks the air mags fucking from 2020 that 2015 and they're so he's just like

1112
01:20:24,380 --> 01:20:26,380
Rock and roll these self-laced bro

1113
01:20:26,700 --> 01:20:28,900
He's like you look just like your son

1114
01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:33,340
You gotta go in there and tell Biff from the future that you're not in no matter what you do

1115
01:20:33,740 --> 01:20:40,260
You're not in you gotta say that you're not so I'm gonna knock out your fucking son and you're gonna go in there this place

1116
01:20:41,260 --> 01:20:43,860
I actually had the back to the future to hat. I should have brought it

1117
01:20:43,860 --> 01:20:51,380
So he gets like this fucking sick-ass like holographic hat and he gets a jacket that like can like form fit to you

1118
01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:54,700
And he gets the air mags and the air mags are fucking sick, but they're like fucking

1119
01:20:55,220 --> 01:20:58,200
$10,000 for a single pair and they actually self lace

1120
01:20:58,200 --> 01:21:02,780
I really wanted the air mags, but that's probably one of the first things I saw is no that's the jacket, right?

1121
01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:07,580
This is that what? Oh, yeah size size. Yeah dry drying. Yeah

1122
01:21:07,580 --> 01:21:13,820
Yeah, so then like it rains and he's just like hold on in 3.5 seconds gonna stop raining

1123
01:21:13,820 --> 01:21:16,140
He's like, what are you talking about man? He goes a future

1124
01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:22,340
So then like he's like, alright and he's going by and he's just like wait a minute this

1125
01:21:22,980 --> 01:21:24,980
the sports almanac from

1126
01:21:25,300 --> 01:21:26,780
1950 to fucking

1127
01:21:26,780 --> 01:21:34,540
2000 I gotta pick that up and he's like no you fuck up the past Marty and he's just like I'm gonna buy it anyways

1128
01:21:34,540 --> 01:21:37,060
so then they go to the the

1129
01:21:38,140 --> 01:21:44,860
Diner he's like in like Michael Jackson comes up on the TV with fucking Ronald Reagan. He's like, hey

1130
01:21:45,220 --> 01:21:48,620
Welcome to the diner. We're gonna have you seated and then Ronald Reagan comes in

1131
01:21:50,620 --> 01:21:53,780
I'm here. I'm gonna take a seat at the diner, bro

1132
01:21:53,900 --> 01:21:55,340
And he's just like, okay

1133
01:21:55,340 --> 01:22:01,340
And then he's like could I get a Pepsi and the Pepsi comes out from a fucking table and it's like in a weird bottle

1134
01:22:01,340 --> 01:22:06,540
He's like whoa the future and then like these kids are playing wild gunman over at the fucking thing

1135
01:22:06,580 --> 01:22:10,780
And like these kids are fucking sucking at it. He goes well, man, I played this back in the 80s

1136
01:22:10,780 --> 01:22:14,220
So he went over went pew pew pew pew and he got all of them and the kids like whoa

1137
01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:19,820
And he's just like hey, that's a gun kid and he fucking puts the gun back. So he's like, alright

1138
01:22:20,340 --> 01:22:21,620
What's going on now?

1139
01:22:21,620 --> 01:22:26,340
So he sits down at the fucking table and he gets like pancakes or some shit and then future Biff

1140
01:22:26,700 --> 01:22:28,300
What the fuck is future Biff's name?

1141
01:22:28,300 --> 01:22:34,580
It's something like like Jif or Griff or something. Yeah, Griff. Yeah, it's good. So then like Griff comes in

1142
01:22:38,580 --> 01:22:46,300
Griff played by flea no, no, no, no, that's one of his buddies and then Griff Griff is played by Biff

1143
01:22:46,980 --> 01:22:48,980
It's the same guy

1144
01:22:49,300 --> 01:22:56,300
He's like, hey McFly are you gonna be in tonight or out? He's like, hey man, I'm out. He just goes McFly

1145
01:22:56,300 --> 01:23:00,100
I told you you gotta be in. He's just like nah, man

1146
01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:07,660
I'm out. He just goes he like stands up and then Griff stands up and he just like gets like boosts like his legs

1147
01:23:07,660 --> 01:23:10,540
Have like a like an extra inch of boost like you hear like

1148
01:23:10,540 --> 01:23:16,580
And he just fucking gets like an extra inch of height and he's like, oh, that's not good

1149
01:23:17,180 --> 01:23:21,820
Somebody goes over it's literally basically the same exact movie just in the future

1150
01:23:21,820 --> 01:23:28,460
So he fucking goes out and he's like, oh man, I gotta run I gotta run these guys are crazy

1151
01:23:28,540 --> 01:23:32,380
He's got an extendo bat. He's like I'm gonna get you McFly

1152
01:23:32,580 --> 01:23:36,660
I'm gonna fucking get you and there's old Biff there too and old Biff's like

1153
01:23:37,420 --> 01:23:39,420
Wait a minute. This sounds familiar

1154
01:23:43,140 --> 01:23:48,860
Like he's like in he goes through he's like, all right, he gets on this fucking he does the same fucking thing

1155
01:23:48,860 --> 01:23:55,140
There's a kid with a hoverboard. That's a scooter. He rips off the fucking scooter part. He's fucking hoverboard and and then like

1156
01:23:55,900 --> 01:24:00,820
Griff comes out with a fucking mad dog hoverboard. It's like the fucking top of the line hoverboard

1157
01:24:00,820 --> 01:24:06,380
He's like fucking Marty's going out in the lake. He's like, well, man, I can't I can't go over the lake man

1158
01:24:06,380 --> 01:24:08,380
It's fucking weird. He goes

1159
01:24:08,380 --> 01:24:12,540
McFly if you want to go over the lake you need power

1160
01:24:12,540 --> 01:24:15,540
Don't you know hoverboards don't work on water?

1161
01:24:15,540 --> 01:24:17,540
Unless you got power

1162
01:24:17,540 --> 01:24:19,540
That was like super racist

1163
01:24:19,540 --> 01:24:21,540
Yeah

1164
01:24:21,540 --> 01:24:25,540
McFly don't you know hoverboards don't work on water

1165
01:24:25,540 --> 01:24:27,540
Unless you have power

1166
01:24:29,540 --> 01:24:31,540
So he's a Mexican?

1167
01:24:31,540 --> 01:24:33,540
No he's an Asian guy

1168
01:24:33,540 --> 01:24:35,540
He's on the water

1169
01:24:35,540 --> 01:24:37,540
He's fucking doing that shit

1170
01:24:37,540 --> 01:24:39,540
And he's just like whoa bro

1171
01:24:39,540 --> 01:24:44,540
And then like he's like, okay, and he gets over it and fucking Griff is fucking holding the baseball bat

1172
01:24:44,540 --> 01:24:46,540
He's like I'm gonna get you McFly

1173
01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:48,540
I'm gonna get you

1174
01:24:48,540 --> 01:24:50,540
Batters up

1175
01:24:50,540 --> 01:24:54,540
He fucking crashes into another manure truck

1176
01:24:54,540 --> 01:24:56,540
He's like I hate manure

1177
01:24:56,540 --> 01:24:58,540
No he crashes into the bank right?

1178
01:24:58,540 --> 01:25:02,540
The bank that they were supposed to hit and then Marty looks at the paper

1179
01:25:02,540 --> 01:25:04,540
He's like whoa man the paper's changing

1180
01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:11,540
So he looks at the paper and the paper's like gang of jeans like arrested for crashing in the bank or some shit

1181
01:25:11,540 --> 01:25:17,540
And he's like whoa that's crazy and then he goes back to where Jennifer was and Jennifer's gone

1182
01:25:17,540 --> 01:25:23,540
And then like it shows like a flashback to what happened like this fucking hot-ass cop comes up and she is like

1183
01:25:23,540 --> 01:25:25,540
Jennifer McFly huh?

1184
01:25:25,540 --> 01:25:27,540
I guess we'll take her home

1185
01:25:27,540 --> 01:25:32,540
And then they take and she's like 50 years old she looks good for 50

1186
01:25:32,540 --> 01:25:35,540
And then like it's a plastic surgery or something like that

1187
01:25:35,540 --> 01:25:36,540
Yeah like something weird

1188
01:25:36,540 --> 01:25:38,540
And then she brings him back home

1189
01:25:38,540 --> 01:25:40,540
And then like she's like sleeping on the couch

1190
01:25:40,540 --> 01:25:45,540
And then fucking Doc's like where's Jennifer?

1191
01:25:45,540 --> 01:25:49,540
He's like I don't know man I was doing the thing that you told me to

1192
01:25:49,540 --> 01:25:51,540
And he's just like oh they took her home

1193
01:25:51,540 --> 01:25:56,540
So they go back and it's literally the same exact house that his parents live in just in the future

1194
01:25:56,540 --> 01:26:01,540
And he's like alright I guess I gotta go back to the to my house to get Jennifer

1195
01:26:01,540 --> 01:26:03,540
So he goes to the fucking house

1196
01:26:03,540 --> 01:26:07,540
And he's like he's like oh man and then fucking Jennifer gets home

1197
01:26:07,540 --> 01:26:11,540
And when Jennifer gets home she's like Marty I'm home Marty

1198
01:26:11,540 --> 01:26:13,540
Oh I guess he's not home from work yet

1199
01:26:13,540 --> 01:26:16,540
So then she goes out and then fucking Jennifer wakes up

1200
01:26:16,540 --> 01:26:21,540
The 1980s Jennifer wakes up and she walks out and she's like

1201
01:26:21,540 --> 01:26:26,540
This is the future some shit I don't fucking know this is like the future

1202
01:26:26,540 --> 01:26:28,540
And she sees her future self she's like

1203
01:26:28,540 --> 01:26:30,540
And they both faint

1204
01:26:30,540 --> 01:26:34,540
And they both say right they're like I'm old I'm young

1205
01:26:34,540 --> 01:26:35,540
Yeah I'm old I'm young

1206
01:26:35,540 --> 01:26:38,540
And they both faint and then fucking he's just like okay

1207
01:26:38,540 --> 01:26:40,540
And then Marty breaks into his own house

1208
01:26:40,540 --> 01:26:44,540
But when he breaks into his own house he takes Jennifer's unconscious body

1209
01:26:44,540 --> 01:26:47,540
And throws it into the DeLorean but he's like oh man I'm stuck here

1210
01:26:47,540 --> 01:26:49,540
And then fucking old Marty comes in

1211
01:26:49,540 --> 01:26:54,540
And then fucking old Marty is like fucking walking up

1212
01:26:54,540 --> 01:26:57,540
And he's just like phone call phone call phone call

1213
01:26:57,540 --> 01:27:04,540
And he's just like don't be fly you're McCoy it's me Flea from fucking Red Hot Chili Peppers

1214
01:27:04,540 --> 01:27:08,540
And he's just like he's like are we gonna do that deal homie

1215
01:27:08,540 --> 01:27:11,540
And he's just like ah man I don't think I can do it

1216
01:27:11,540 --> 01:27:14,540
And he just goes oh I didn't know I was playing with a coward

1217
01:27:14,540 --> 01:27:18,540
And he goes nobody calls me chicken no it's chicken

1218
01:27:18,540 --> 01:27:20,540
He's like what are you chicken McFly

1219
01:27:20,540 --> 01:27:23,540
He goes nobody calls me chicken

1220
01:27:23,540 --> 01:27:26,540
And suddenly he's like alright I'm sending my deets over

1221
01:27:26,540 --> 01:27:31,540
So he sends his details over and then it goes over

1222
01:27:31,540 --> 01:27:34,540
And then he gets a phone call from his boss

1223
01:27:34,540 --> 01:27:40,540
Mr. McFly you think that we don't know that you're trying to steal us stuff

1224
01:27:40,540 --> 01:27:46,540
He's just like oh boss I'm not he goes no no no no no I'm going to fire you

1225
01:27:46,540 --> 01:27:51,540
He goes no please no I don't want to get fired man

1226
01:27:51,540 --> 01:27:53,540
He's just like oh McFly you'll fire

1227
01:27:53,540 --> 01:28:00,540
And he gets the fucking fax and just kept on saying you're fired you're fired you're fired you're fired

1228
01:28:00,540 --> 01:28:05,540
He's like oh man oh man

1229
01:28:05,540 --> 01:28:14,540
And then Marty's kids are there and his little retard Marty McFly Jr. has the one arm that's still extended

1230
01:28:14,540 --> 01:28:17,540
He goes okay and he goes in and checks the TV's

1231
01:28:17,540 --> 01:28:22,540
He's just like next channel next channel next channel

1232
01:28:22,540 --> 01:28:24,540
He just puts 20 channels on it once

1233
01:28:24,540 --> 01:28:30,540
One's like porn one's like a fucking landscape thing like one's like it's like fucking he's like okay

1234
01:28:30,540 --> 01:28:36,540
Channel 32 channel 87 channel 36

1235
01:28:36,540 --> 01:28:38,540
He's got his oculus heads up

1236
01:28:38,540 --> 01:28:44,540
And then like his Marty McFly's parents come in and his dad's hanging upside down

1237
01:28:44,540 --> 01:28:46,540
He's like my back got thrown out again

1238
01:28:46,540 --> 01:28:50,540
And then his fucking his mom who's still super hot fucking comes in

1239
01:28:50,540 --> 01:28:55,540
She's like oh your dad fell down the stairs again he's like oh man she goes Marty you look upset

1240
01:28:55,540 --> 01:29:01,540
What's going on he's like oh it's nothing man like don't worry about it

1241
01:29:01,540 --> 01:29:06,540
So then like I forget what happens after that I think he I think they escape somehow

1242
01:29:06,540 --> 01:29:09,540
And then like they go and they have to go back in time

1243
01:29:09,540 --> 01:29:13,540
And then when they go back in time they he leaves the almanac on the ground

1244
01:29:13,540 --> 01:29:17,540
And then oh no Biff steals the DeLorean yeah

1245
01:29:17,540 --> 01:29:18,540
Biff steals the DeLorean

1246
01:29:18,540 --> 01:29:23,540
And he goes back in time and he gives young Biff the thing he's just like hey listen

1247
01:29:23,540 --> 01:29:26,540
I'm your uncle from like a far off place

1248
01:29:26,540 --> 01:29:28,540
He's like who are you talking to broad head

1249
01:29:28,540 --> 01:29:32,540
He's like listen I'm gonna show you something

1250
01:29:32,540 --> 01:29:35,540
And you're gonna have to do this and make sure nobody else sees this

1251
01:29:35,540 --> 01:29:39,540
And he's just like alright old man

1252
01:29:39,540 --> 01:29:41,540
That's exactly the look dude

1253
01:29:41,540 --> 01:29:42,540
But you just did

1254
01:29:42,540 --> 01:29:44,540
He's like okay old man

1255
01:29:44,540 --> 01:29:48,540
And he goes you listen to me listen he takes his fucking cane with the fist on it

1256
01:29:48,540 --> 01:29:50,540
He starts balking him on the head

1257
01:29:50,540 --> 01:29:58,540
He's like he's like he's like place these bets on these days and you'll be a billionaire

1258
01:29:58,540 --> 01:30:00,540
And he's just like oh B

1259
01:30:00,540 --> 01:30:05,540
So then he goes back and he's just like oh and he gets out of DeLorean and like he crashes the DeLorean

1260
01:30:05,540 --> 01:30:07,540
He turns on the radio and then he proves to him

1261
01:30:07,540 --> 01:30:12,540
Yeah yeah yeah he's like he's like alright what's today's date

1262
01:30:12,540 --> 01:30:15,540
He goes fucking April 17th and he just goes

1263
01:30:15,540 --> 01:30:18,540
Oh no it's like September 17th

1264
01:30:18,540 --> 01:30:20,540
And he goes alright and he turns on the game

1265
01:30:20,540 --> 01:30:24,540
And it's like a game that was like a super close game

1266
01:30:24,540 --> 01:30:28,540
And he goes right now in the fourth quarter they're gonna get a fucking touchdown

1267
01:30:28,540 --> 01:30:29,540
They're gonna win the game

1268
01:30:29,540 --> 01:30:31,540
He goes oh really they're gonna get a touchdown

1269
01:30:31,540 --> 01:30:33,540
And he just goes wait

1270
01:30:33,540 --> 01:30:35,540
Sorry the game's over

1271
01:30:35,540 --> 01:30:37,540
Yeah the game's already over man

1272
01:30:37,540 --> 01:30:38,540
He goes wait

1273
01:30:38,540 --> 01:30:40,540
And then he's like oh and he's going down to 30

1274
01:30:40,540 --> 01:30:42,540
And then he's like 20

1275
01:30:42,540 --> 01:30:44,540
Touchdown

1276
01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:46,540
He's just like what are you talking about old man

1277
01:30:46,540 --> 01:30:49,540
He's like do these dates and you'll fucking do it

1278
01:30:49,540 --> 01:30:51,540
And he's like okay

1279
01:30:51,540 --> 01:30:55,540
So then fucking Marty McFly and Doc go back

1280
01:30:55,540 --> 01:30:57,540
And then like they go back

1281
01:30:57,540 --> 01:30:59,540
And like it looks like a fucking hellscape

1282
01:30:59,540 --> 01:31:02,540
There's like fire like homeless people with fires and shit

1283
01:31:02,540 --> 01:31:05,540
And like he's like whoa man what happened

1284
01:31:05,540 --> 01:31:07,540
Doc's like Skid Row

1285
01:31:07,540 --> 01:31:11,540
And Doc's like what happened Marty what did you do

1286
01:31:11,540 --> 01:31:13,540
And he's like I ain't doing anything Doc

1287
01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:16,540
And he just goes the almanac

1288
01:31:16,540 --> 01:31:18,540
What happened with the almanac

1289
01:31:18,540 --> 01:31:21,540
He goes I just thought I'd place a couple bets you know

1290
01:31:21,540 --> 01:31:23,540
He's just like oh this is bad Marty

1291
01:31:23,540 --> 01:31:25,540
This is real bad

1292
01:31:25,540 --> 01:31:28,540
And then he just goes he goes to the Biff Casino

1293
01:31:28,540 --> 01:31:31,540
And the Biff Casino no no he goes back to his house

1294
01:31:31,540 --> 01:31:35,540
And his house is like owned by like an African American family

1295
01:31:35,540 --> 01:31:37,540
And they're like get out of my house

1296
01:31:37,540 --> 01:31:39,540
Who you doing in my house under my nana

1297
01:31:39,540 --> 01:31:42,540
Yeah you talking about fuck my nana I'm fucking you

1298
01:31:42,540 --> 01:31:44,540
No man no it's cool it's cool

1299
01:31:44,540 --> 01:31:46,540
I'm not into black chicks I'm sorry

1300
01:31:50,540 --> 01:31:52,540
So then he fucking goes back

1301
01:31:52,540 --> 01:31:54,540
And he's just like Doc what's going on

1302
01:31:54,540 --> 01:31:56,540
He goes Biff took over the future

1303
01:31:56,540 --> 01:31:59,540
He's like what do you mean Biff took over the future

1304
01:31:59,540 --> 01:32:02,540
And he's just like he must have got the almanac

1305
01:32:02,540 --> 01:32:05,540
And he goes to his fucking casino shit

1306
01:32:05,540 --> 01:32:08,540
And his casino is like fucking like

1307
01:32:08,540 --> 01:32:10,540
Fucking Donald Trump level shit

1308
01:32:10,540 --> 01:32:12,540
There's like Biff's face on everything

1309
01:32:12,540 --> 01:32:14,540
He's smoking a big ass cigar

1310
01:32:14,540 --> 01:32:16,540
And he's like fuck man

1311
01:32:16,540 --> 01:32:20,540
And then he looks over and there's a video screen that gives the history of Biff

1312
01:32:20,540 --> 01:32:23,540
And he's like Biff is the luckiest man alive

1313
01:32:23,540 --> 01:32:27,540
At 18 years old he placed a bet on this and then he just kept winning

1314
01:32:27,540 --> 01:32:30,540
It's like the feds would definitely catch on to something like that

1315
01:32:30,540 --> 01:32:34,540
They're like this is some insider betting or some shit

1316
01:32:34,540 --> 01:32:36,540
But then he's just like whoa

1317
01:32:36,540 --> 01:32:39,540
So he goes to like the floor and like

1318
01:32:39,540 --> 01:32:43,540
They're like I thought she was in like some like private school

1319
01:32:43,540 --> 01:32:45,540
And he goes I guess I got thrown out

1320
01:32:45,540 --> 01:32:47,540
He goes you fucking idiot get upstairs

1321
01:32:47,540 --> 01:32:49,540
So he gets upstairs

1322
01:32:49,540 --> 01:32:51,540
And his mom's there

1323
01:32:51,540 --> 01:32:53,540
And his mom has like faked hits now

1324
01:32:53,540 --> 01:32:55,540
And she looks fucking hot and shit

1325
01:32:55,540 --> 01:32:57,540
And then she's like Marty

1326
01:32:57,540 --> 01:32:59,540
Marty why do you keep getting in trouble

1327
01:32:59,540 --> 01:33:01,540
He's like mom mom what happened to dad

1328
01:33:01,540 --> 01:33:04,540
He goes your dad's been dead for fucking 10 years

1329
01:33:04,540 --> 01:33:06,540
He goes what do you mean

1330
01:33:06,540 --> 01:33:08,540
And he goes

1331
01:33:08,540 --> 01:33:10,540
Next he goes he goes where's dad

1332
01:33:10,540 --> 01:33:13,540
Where's dad he goes the same place he's been the last 10 years

1333
01:33:13,540 --> 01:33:15,540
Rolling Hill Cemetery or some shit

1334
01:33:15,540 --> 01:33:17,540
And he's like what

1335
01:33:17,540 --> 01:33:19,540
And then fucking Biff comes in

1336
01:33:19,540 --> 01:33:21,540
He goes you get thrown out of another school

1337
01:33:21,540 --> 01:33:23,540
You fucking piece of shit

1338
01:33:23,540 --> 01:33:25,540
And he's just like whoa

1339
01:33:25,540 --> 01:33:27,540
And then he's just like Biff you're a scumbag

1340
01:33:27,540 --> 01:33:29,540
And he's like don't you talk to me like that

1341
01:33:29,540 --> 01:33:31,540
And then his fucking mom comes up

1342
01:33:31,540 --> 01:33:33,540
And she's like you don't need to talk to Marty like that

1343
01:33:33,540 --> 01:33:35,540
Because I own you

1344
01:33:35,540 --> 01:33:37,540
Because I gave you everything

1345
01:33:37,540 --> 01:33:39,540
I gave you your money

1346
01:33:39,540 --> 01:33:41,540
Your cars

1347
01:33:41,540 --> 01:33:43,540
Your body

1348
01:33:43,540 --> 01:33:45,540
And he's just like well

1349
01:33:45,540 --> 01:33:47,540
I never wanted these

1350
01:33:47,540 --> 01:33:49,540
And she fucking like rubs her tits

1351
01:33:49,540 --> 01:33:51,540
Perfect

1352
01:33:51,540 --> 01:33:53,540
He's like oh okay

1353
01:33:53,540 --> 01:33:55,540
If you leave

1354
01:33:55,540 --> 01:33:57,540
I'm gonna cancel fucking your daughter's credit cards

1355
01:33:57,540 --> 01:33:59,540
He's gonna go back to jail

1356
01:33:59,540 --> 01:34:01,540
Marty's gonna be a piece of shit

1357
01:34:01,540 --> 01:34:03,540
Like he always is

1358
01:34:03,540 --> 01:34:05,540
Which he kind of is

1359
01:34:05,540 --> 01:34:07,540
He is

1360
01:34:07,540 --> 01:34:09,540
So he's like I gotta

1361
01:34:09,540 --> 01:34:11,540
There's no way my dad's dead he goes to the grave

1362
01:34:11,540 --> 01:34:13,540
And just says George McFly dead

1363
01:34:13,540 --> 01:34:15,540
Yeah first wait hold on

1364
01:34:15,540 --> 01:34:17,540
Isn't there a part where he's like

1365
01:34:17,540 --> 01:34:19,540
Yeah so this guy told me that some crazy eyed kid

1366
01:34:19,540 --> 01:34:21,540
Like you would come back looking for

1367
01:34:21,540 --> 01:34:23,540
No that was a little bit later I think

1368
01:34:23,540 --> 01:34:25,540
Okay

1369
01:34:25,540 --> 01:34:27,540
So then he talks to him

1370
01:34:27,540 --> 01:34:29,540
Fucking Doc

1371
01:34:29,540 --> 01:34:31,540
Cookie

1372
01:34:33,540 --> 01:34:35,540
Hold on a second

1373
01:34:35,540 --> 01:34:37,540
You're fucking trying to eat while you do this

1374
01:34:37,540 --> 01:34:39,540
Jesus Christ

1375
01:34:39,540 --> 01:34:41,540
You asshole

1376
01:34:43,540 --> 01:34:45,540
Marty

1377
01:34:45,540 --> 01:34:47,540
Marty

1378
01:34:47,540 --> 01:34:49,540
But um

1379
01:34:49,540 --> 01:34:51,540
Oh he goes back to Doc

1380
01:34:51,540 --> 01:34:53,540
And he's like you gotta get the almanac from him

1381
01:34:53,540 --> 01:34:55,540
And he goes

1382
01:34:55,540 --> 01:34:57,540
And he goes back to the fucking penthouse thing

1383
01:34:57,540 --> 01:34:59,540
And he's just like

1384
01:34:59,540 --> 01:35:01,540
Three words

1385
01:35:01,540 --> 01:35:03,540
Something sport almanac

1386
01:35:03,540 --> 01:35:05,540
And then he's

1387
01:35:05,540 --> 01:35:07,540
Then fucking Biff goes

1388
01:35:07,540 --> 01:35:09,540
His eyes get all wide he's just like

1389
01:35:09,540 --> 01:35:11,540
Hmm

1390
01:35:11,540 --> 01:35:13,540
Some old man said some kid

1391
01:35:13,540 --> 01:35:15,540
Is gonna wild eyed kid's gonna come

1392
01:35:15,540 --> 01:35:17,540
Talking about this

1393
01:35:17,540 --> 01:35:19,540
And he said

1394
01:35:19,540 --> 01:35:21,540
Goes into his fucking safe pulls out a fucking revolver

1395
01:35:21,540 --> 01:35:23,540
And he goes

1396
01:35:23,540 --> 01:35:25,540
He said to kill ya

1397
01:35:25,540 --> 01:35:27,540
And he goes

1398
01:35:27,540 --> 01:35:29,540
Whoa

1399
01:35:29,540 --> 01:35:31,540
He like runs away

1400
01:35:31,540 --> 01:35:33,540
And Biff's chasing after him

1401
01:35:33,540 --> 01:35:35,540
I'm gonna rape you kid or some shit

1402
01:35:35,540 --> 01:35:37,540
It's never gonna work they're gonna call the police man

1403
01:35:37,540 --> 01:35:39,540
I own the police

1404
01:35:39,540 --> 01:35:41,540
Marty

1405
01:35:41,540 --> 01:35:43,540
Who do you think owns the police

1406
01:35:43,540 --> 01:35:45,540
She McFly's with the same

1407
01:35:45,540 --> 01:35:47,540
Gun

1408
01:35:47,540 --> 01:35:49,540
And then he jumps and he's like

1409
01:35:49,540 --> 01:35:51,540
He's like poetic irony

1410
01:35:51,540 --> 01:35:53,540
What the fuck

1411
01:35:53,540 --> 01:35:55,540
No no it's poetic justice

1412
01:35:55,540 --> 01:35:57,540
Two McFly's with the same gun

1413
01:35:57,540 --> 01:35:59,540
He goes I think you mean poetic irony

1414
01:35:59,540 --> 01:36:01,540
He goes whatever

1415
01:36:01,540 --> 01:36:03,540
Fucking jumps

1416
01:36:03,540 --> 01:36:05,540
And he jumps and he's just like

1417
01:36:05,540 --> 01:36:07,540
Well you got two options

1418
01:36:07,540 --> 01:36:09,540
Either shoot you with this gun

1419
01:36:09,540 --> 01:36:11,540
Or you jump

1420
01:36:11,540 --> 01:36:13,540
And he goes either way I win

1421
01:36:13,540 --> 01:36:15,540
Okay and he jumps off

1422
01:36:15,540 --> 01:36:17,540
And Biff's like whoa I didn't think that would work

1423
01:36:17,540 --> 01:36:19,540
And then he jumps up

1424
01:36:19,540 --> 01:36:21,540
And he looks

1425
01:36:21,540 --> 01:36:23,540
He's like walking all like that

1426
01:36:23,540 --> 01:36:25,540
He holds the gun like all weird

1427
01:36:25,540 --> 01:36:27,540
He's like

1428
01:36:27,540 --> 01:36:29,540
I never thought he would do it

1429
01:36:29,540 --> 01:36:31,540
He walks over and the fucking DeLorean door

1430
01:36:31,540 --> 01:36:33,540
Hits him in the face like

1431
01:36:33,540 --> 01:36:35,540
I gotta go back in time

1432
01:36:35,540 --> 01:36:37,540
So they go back to 1950's

1433
01:36:37,540 --> 01:36:39,540
And then

1434
01:36:39,540 --> 01:36:41,540
It's like the same fucking thing

1435
01:36:41,540 --> 01:36:43,540
He follows Biff instead of his dad

1436
01:36:43,540 --> 01:36:45,540
So then he follows Biff

1437
01:36:45,540 --> 01:36:47,540
And Biff is like doing like his weird shit

1438
01:36:47,540 --> 01:36:49,540
And then he's like

1439
01:36:49,540 --> 01:36:51,540
Then he sees like the whole like exchange between

1440
01:36:51,540 --> 01:36:53,540
Old Biff and young Biff

1441
01:36:53,540 --> 01:36:55,540
And he's just like oh man I gotta steal that

1442
01:36:55,540 --> 01:36:57,540
Almanac so he jumps into his car's

1443
01:36:57,540 --> 01:36:59,540
Trunk

1444
01:36:59,540 --> 01:37:01,540
And when he gets to the car's trunk

1445
01:37:01,540 --> 01:37:03,540
Then fucking Biff goes

1446
01:37:03,540 --> 01:37:05,540
Lorraine and he fucking like starts his engine

1447
01:37:05,540 --> 01:37:07,540
And fucking drives away

1448
01:37:07,540 --> 01:37:09,540
Oh man I'm in the guy's trunk

1449
01:37:09,540 --> 01:37:11,540
What are you gonna do man

1450
01:37:11,540 --> 01:37:13,540
He's wearing like a trench coat and like a fucking fedora

1451
01:37:15,540 --> 01:37:17,540
He's like walkie talkie

1452
01:37:17,540 --> 01:37:19,540
He's like Morty

1453
01:37:19,540 --> 01:37:21,540
He goes don't interact with yourself

1454
01:37:21,540 --> 01:37:23,540
And he goes why he goes I don't make a time paradox

1455
01:37:23,540 --> 01:37:25,540
And neither

1456
01:37:25,540 --> 01:37:27,540
You just like explore some shit

1457
01:37:27,540 --> 01:37:29,540
He's like what the fuck does that mean

1458
01:37:29,540 --> 01:37:31,540
We're already making a bunch of time paradoxes

1459
01:37:35,540 --> 01:37:37,540
So then he's like

1460
01:37:37,540 --> 01:37:39,540
He gets into the fucking car

1461
01:37:39,540 --> 01:37:41,540
And they're driving and he's like

1462
01:37:41,540 --> 01:37:43,540
Alright we gotta go to the dance

1463
01:37:43,540 --> 01:37:45,540
So he gets the Almanac from him in the dance

1464
01:37:45,540 --> 01:37:47,540
No no no no no no no no

1465
01:37:47,540 --> 01:37:49,540
Because Biff was like drinking or something

1466
01:37:49,540 --> 01:37:51,540
And he had the Almanac in his coat

1467
01:37:51,540 --> 01:37:53,540
And then fucking Strickland

1468
01:37:53,540 --> 01:37:55,540
Comes out and he's like you're drinking again

1469
01:37:55,540 --> 01:37:57,540
And he's like what are you gonna do

1470
01:37:57,540 --> 01:37:59,540
Oh man he's like I'm confiscating your jacket

1471
01:37:59,540 --> 01:38:01,540
He's like whoa whoa whoa whoa man what are you gonna do

1472
01:38:01,540 --> 01:38:03,540
He's like you're a slacker

1473
01:38:03,540 --> 01:38:05,540
And then he's like whoa man

1474
01:38:05,540 --> 01:38:07,540
So he gets that

1475
01:38:07,540 --> 01:38:09,540
So Morty has to go through the whole fucking dance shit

1476
01:38:09,540 --> 01:38:11,540
While all the shit that he's trying to

1477
01:38:11,540 --> 01:38:13,540
Fuck his mom and shit that

1478
01:38:13,540 --> 01:38:15,540
All that shit's going on

1479
01:38:15,540 --> 01:38:17,540
And he's like fuck man so you gotta go and get the fucking

1480
01:38:17,540 --> 01:38:19,540
Almanac so he gets the Almanac from the

1481
01:38:19,540 --> 01:38:21,540
Fucking thing he gets like porno mags

1482
01:38:21,540 --> 01:38:23,540
And shit out of like ooh la la's

1483
01:38:23,540 --> 01:38:25,540
Ooh la la's yeah

1484
01:38:25,540 --> 01:38:27,540
He's like what the fuck is this shit

1485
01:38:27,540 --> 01:38:29,540
And he looks at it and he's like oh it's the Almanac

1486
01:38:29,540 --> 01:38:31,540
Cool

1487
01:38:31,540 --> 01:38:33,540
No ooh la la's like the

1488
01:38:33,540 --> 01:38:35,540
Cover of it was on like

1489
01:38:35,540 --> 01:38:37,540
Was it the Almanac that had that or was it

1490
01:38:37,540 --> 01:38:39,540
The no so he put the

1491
01:38:39,540 --> 01:38:41,540
Strickland took the Almanac yeah

1492
01:38:41,540 --> 01:38:43,540
And then he put the jacket

1493
01:38:43,540 --> 01:38:45,540
The sleeve yeah onto

1494
01:38:45,540 --> 01:38:47,540
The ooh la la's and so it looked like that's

1495
01:38:47,540 --> 01:38:49,540
What he was reading yeah yeah yeah

1496
01:38:49,540 --> 01:38:51,540
So he's like alright whatever

1497
01:38:51,540 --> 01:38:53,540
Dude if I was in the 1950's

1498
01:38:53,540 --> 01:38:55,540
And someone had a sports Almanac from 1950

1499
01:38:55,540 --> 01:38:57,540
To 2000 I'd be like

1500
01:38:57,540 --> 01:38:59,540
What the fuck is this shit

1501
01:38:59,540 --> 01:39:01,540
But he took it like without

1502
01:39:01,540 --> 01:39:03,540
Even acknowledging it he's just like whatever

1503
01:39:03,540 --> 01:39:05,540
Fuck it like he can read that

1504
01:39:05,540 --> 01:39:07,540
I guess I'd be like give me that that's free money

1505
01:39:09,540 --> 01:39:11,540
But then like he uh he goes

1506
01:39:11,540 --> 01:39:13,540
And he gets the Almanac he's like yes

1507
01:39:13,540 --> 01:39:15,540
I got the Almanac and he's like oh fuck

1508
01:39:15,540 --> 01:39:17,540
I gotta get back in time again

1509
01:39:17,540 --> 01:39:19,540
But then like Biff is going

1510
01:39:19,540 --> 01:39:21,540
To fight Marty

1511
01:39:21,540 --> 01:39:23,540
But Marty he's fighting the

1512
01:39:23,540 --> 01:39:25,540
Marty that is trying to play the guitar

1513
01:39:25,540 --> 01:39:27,540
During Johnny B Good he's

1514
01:39:27,540 --> 01:39:29,540
Not trying to fight the Marty that actually took

1515
01:39:29,540 --> 01:39:31,540
The Almanac because there's so much

1516
01:39:31,540 --> 01:39:33,540
There's so much shit going on

1517
01:39:33,540 --> 01:39:35,540
Like this is getting like so convoluted

1518
01:39:35,540 --> 01:39:37,540
In shit and his fucking gang

1519
01:39:37,540 --> 01:39:39,540
Of like the 3D glasses guy

1520
01:39:39,540 --> 01:39:41,540
He's like yo I'm wearing 3D glasses

1521
01:39:41,540 --> 01:39:43,540
I'm a fucking cool guy I'm gonna

1522
01:39:43,540 --> 01:39:45,540
Fuck Lorraine

1523
01:39:45,540 --> 01:39:47,540
Which let's be honest

1524
01:39:47,540 --> 01:39:49,540
Guys we don't want to fuck Lorraine she's really

1525
01:39:49,540 --> 01:39:51,540
Fucking hot man and then

1526
01:39:51,540 --> 01:39:53,540
Like he uh he goes back

1527
01:39:53,540 --> 01:39:55,540
Yeah yeah

1528
01:39:55,540 --> 01:39:57,540
Yeah yeah

1529
01:39:57,540 --> 01:39:59,540
Um

1530
01:39:59,540 --> 01:40:01,540
Ah fuck

1531
01:40:01,540 --> 01:40:03,540
Dude it's so like confusing to

1532
01:40:03,540 --> 01:40:05,540
Think about like what's going on

1533
01:40:05,540 --> 01:40:07,540
Like I have to just like watch the movie

1534
01:40:07,540 --> 01:40:09,540
I can't believe he can remember this far

1535
01:40:09,540 --> 01:40:11,540
So he's like

1536
01:40:11,540 --> 01:40:13,540
Fuck man fuck

1537
01:40:13,540 --> 01:40:15,540
So then he has to fight

1538
01:40:15,540 --> 01:40:17,540
He has to fight the

1539
01:40:17,540 --> 01:40:19,540
Guys again

1540
01:40:19,540 --> 01:40:21,540
But he like he like during Johnny B Good

1541
01:40:21,540 --> 01:40:23,540
They're like alright when he gets off stage

1542
01:40:23,540 --> 01:40:25,540
We're gonna punch him in his face a bunch of times

1543
01:40:25,540 --> 01:40:27,540
Alright and he's just like nah man

1544
01:40:27,540 --> 01:40:29,540
Nah

1545
01:40:29,540 --> 01:40:31,540
I'm gonna drop weights on you that are like

1546
01:40:31,540 --> 01:40:33,540
A hundred pounds the stage weights are super

1547
01:40:33,540 --> 01:40:35,540
Heavy he just drops them on their head

1548
01:40:35,540 --> 01:40:37,540
He's just like yeah that'll work

1549
01:40:37,540 --> 01:40:39,540
Nobody notices yeah nobody notices

1550
01:40:39,540 --> 01:40:41,540
And then like

1551
01:40:41,540 --> 01:40:43,540
He goes down the stairs

1552
01:40:43,540 --> 01:40:45,540
And then like he sees his parents and his

1553
01:40:45,540 --> 01:40:47,540
Parents are like

1554
01:40:47,540 --> 01:40:49,540
And then he comes out the stairs again like the

1555
01:40:49,540 --> 01:40:51,540
Like the one from the first movie comes out the

1556
01:40:51,540 --> 01:40:53,540
Stairs and like his parents are like what the fuck

1557
01:40:53,540 --> 01:40:55,540
Is going on

1558
01:40:55,540 --> 01:40:57,540
And like he's like alright

1559
01:40:57,540 --> 01:40:59,540
I gotta go I gotta go so he goes

1560
01:40:59,540 --> 01:41:01,540
And like he goes back in time

1561
01:41:01,540 --> 01:41:03,540
And then like he's like alright that's done

1562
01:41:03,540 --> 01:41:05,540
And then like he goes back to like the

1563
01:41:05,540 --> 01:41:07,540
1980s

1564
01:41:07,540 --> 01:41:09,540
And then no no no this is when

1565
01:41:09,540 --> 01:41:11,540
They had to get the lightning

1566
01:41:11,540 --> 01:41:13,540
To hit the uh to hit the

1567
01:41:13,540 --> 01:41:15,540
Thing because Mr. Fusing didn't work in the past

1568
01:41:15,540 --> 01:41:17,540
For some reason so then like he had like

1569
01:41:17,540 --> 01:41:19,540
He had to go back and like it was pouring

1570
01:41:19,540 --> 01:41:21,540
Rain and Doc

1571
01:41:21,540 --> 01:41:23,540
Was um like in the

1572
01:41:23,540 --> 01:41:25,540
Uh Doc was in the rain

1573
01:41:25,540 --> 01:41:27,540
And he was like in the flying DeLorean

1574
01:41:27,540 --> 01:41:29,540
Back in the past they didn't have the plutonium

1575
01:41:29,540 --> 01:41:31,540
Yeah something like that yeah

1576
01:41:31,540 --> 01:41:33,540
Yeah they couldn't get it so he had to catch the bolt of lightning

1577
01:41:33,540 --> 01:41:35,540
Yeah he had to catch the bolt of lightning so he was like

1578
01:41:35,540 --> 01:41:37,540
Flying to DeLorean he's like alright we're gonna get back

1579
01:41:37,540 --> 01:41:39,540
Your time he's like alright and then like

1580
01:41:39,540 --> 01:41:41,540
He's fucking there and then fucking

1581
01:41:41,540 --> 01:41:43,540
Boom the fucking

1582
01:41:43,540 --> 01:41:45,540
DeLorean goes he's just like what the

1583
01:41:45,540 --> 01:41:47,540
Fuck am I gonna do now

1584
01:41:47,540 --> 01:41:49,540
And some mailman comes up he's just like

1585
01:41:49,540 --> 01:41:51,540
Oh I'll be damned

1586
01:41:51,540 --> 01:41:53,540
He's like who are you

1587
01:41:53,540 --> 01:41:55,540
He just goes I got a message from you

1588
01:41:55,540 --> 01:41:57,540
But we had a bet going to see if

1589
01:41:57,540 --> 01:41:59,540
You'd actually be here and he said there's somebody

1590
01:41:59,540 --> 01:42:01,540
With your exact description

1591
01:42:01,540 --> 01:42:03,540
But 1885

1592
01:42:03,540 --> 01:42:05,540
Is where this would be he's like

1593
01:42:05,540 --> 01:42:07,540
Oh it's gotta be Doc

1594
01:42:07,540 --> 01:42:09,540
So he opens it up and it's got like

1595
01:42:09,540 --> 01:42:11,540
I'm uh he's like I'm back

1596
01:42:11,540 --> 01:42:13,540
In 1885

1597
01:42:13,540 --> 01:42:15,540
And he's like the DeLorean is

1598
01:42:15,540 --> 01:42:17,540
Is hidden away in like a fucking mining

1599
01:42:17,540 --> 01:42:19,540
Shaft or something he's just like

1600
01:42:19,540 --> 01:42:21,540
Well I gotta go back and then it's just like

1601
01:42:21,540 --> 01:42:23,540
To be continued again I'm like

1602
01:42:23,540 --> 01:42:25,540
What the fuck man

1603
01:42:27,540 --> 01:42:29,540
Dude that was a good job

1604
01:42:29,540 --> 01:42:31,540
Incredible

1605
01:42:31,540 --> 01:42:33,540
I don't know the second one as good as I know the first one

1606
01:42:35,540 --> 01:42:37,540
But let's see if we can find

1607
01:42:37,540 --> 01:42:39,540
Ah

1608
01:42:39,540 --> 01:42:41,540
I typed in

1609
01:42:41,540 --> 01:42:43,540
Leotachian from back to the future 2 and it just did that

1610
01:42:43,540 --> 01:42:45,540
God bless are those prosthetics

1611
01:42:45,540 --> 01:42:47,540
Like I think those like her actual

1612
01:42:47,540 --> 01:42:49,540
Tits she actually you know she's actually

1613
01:42:49,540 --> 01:42:51,540
Been in nude scenes before

1614
01:42:51,540 --> 01:42:53,540
By the way damn

1615
01:42:53,540 --> 01:42:55,540
I have to look those up

1616
01:42:55,540 --> 01:42:57,540
Don't look them up again

1617
01:42:57,540 --> 01:42:59,540
Is she still alive

1618
01:42:59,540 --> 01:43:01,540
Unless I checked she was still pretty like

1619
01:43:01,540 --> 01:43:03,540
Okay looking yeah she's old now

1620
01:43:05,540 --> 01:43:07,540
Let's see

1621
01:43:07,540 --> 01:43:09,540
Lea Thompson

1622
01:43:09,540 --> 01:43:15,540
Today

1623
01:43:15,540 --> 01:43:17,540
Not the transgender swimmer

1624
01:43:17,540 --> 01:43:19,540
Is that the same name

1625
01:43:19,540 --> 01:43:21,540
It is actually holy shit yeah

1626
01:43:21,540 --> 01:43:23,540
Yeah but see look at that shit

1627
01:43:25,540 --> 01:43:27,540
Damn brother

1628
01:43:27,540 --> 01:43:29,540
Damn dude

1629
01:43:29,540 --> 01:43:31,540
Damn dude she's fucking gorgeous

1630
01:43:31,540 --> 01:43:33,540
Estrogen is a hell of a thing

1631
01:43:35,540 --> 01:43:37,540
It's one of the most powerful

1632
01:43:37,540 --> 01:43:39,540
Forces of the universe

1633
01:43:41,540 --> 01:43:43,540
God bless

1634
01:43:43,540 --> 01:43:45,540
God fucking

1635
01:43:45,540 --> 01:43:47,540
Wish the viewers at home could see

1636
01:43:49,540 --> 01:43:51,540
I gotta stop looking at them

1637
01:43:53,540 --> 01:43:55,540
I might be fucking pitched

1638
01:43:55,540 --> 01:43:57,540
At tent man

1639
01:43:59,540 --> 01:44:01,540
So actually you wanna

1640
01:44:01,540 --> 01:44:03,540
You wanna do the

1641
01:44:03,540 --> 01:44:05,540
Who are some of the hottest celebrities

1642
01:44:05,540 --> 01:44:07,540
Out there

1643
01:44:07,540 --> 01:44:09,540
I think that'd be a fun thing to talk about

1644
01:44:09,540 --> 01:44:11,540
Who would be your pick Casey

1645
01:44:11,540 --> 01:44:13,540
Oh I already know

1646
01:44:13,540 --> 01:44:15,540
I've had a

1647
01:44:15,540 --> 01:44:17,540
Since I was a kid I had a crush on Olivia Wilde

1648
01:44:17,540 --> 01:44:19,540
Yeah? Oh the fucking chick from House?

1649
01:44:19,540 --> 01:44:21,540
Yeah

1650
01:44:21,540 --> 01:44:23,540
Let me see what this broad looks like

1651
01:44:27,540 --> 01:44:29,540
Famous women that's actually a tough one

1652
01:44:29,540 --> 01:44:31,540
Really?

1653
01:44:31,540 --> 01:44:33,540
Damn she's not bad

1654
01:44:33,540 --> 01:44:35,540
I don't know

1655
01:44:35,540 --> 01:44:37,540
I'm trying to fucking think

1656
01:44:37,540 --> 01:44:39,540
There's a lot of them

1657
01:44:39,540 --> 01:44:41,540
I'm trying to think of the best one

1658
01:44:47,540 --> 01:44:49,540
Fuck

1659
01:44:49,540 --> 01:44:51,540
Probably for you some lesbian

1660
01:44:51,540 --> 01:44:53,540
Shut up

1661
01:44:53,540 --> 01:44:55,540
Woman that looks like a little boy

1662
01:44:55,540 --> 01:44:57,540
Shut up

1663
01:44:57,540 --> 01:44:59,540
Taylor Swift

1664
01:44:59,540 --> 01:45:01,540
She's an Aryan goddess

1665
01:45:01,540 --> 01:45:03,540
I like

1666
01:45:03,540 --> 01:45:05,540
Penny from the Big Bang Theory

1667
01:45:05,540 --> 01:45:07,540
Yeah she fucking

1668
01:45:07,540 --> 01:45:09,540
Cut her hair

1669
01:45:09,540 --> 01:45:11,540
That was it for me

1670
01:45:11,540 --> 01:45:13,540
That was the end

1671
01:45:13,540 --> 01:45:15,540
I got a

1672
01:45:15,540 --> 01:45:17,540
Thing for like Jewish women too

1673
01:45:17,540 --> 01:45:19,540
They look nice

1674
01:45:19,540 --> 01:45:21,540
The chick from Seinfeld

1675
01:45:21,540 --> 01:45:23,540
She's really good looking

1676
01:45:23,540 --> 01:45:25,540
Julie Louis Dracus

1677
01:45:25,540 --> 01:45:27,540
Yeah she's good looking

1678
01:45:27,540 --> 01:45:29,540
I also like

1679
01:45:29,540 --> 01:45:31,540
Does Ben Shapiro's

1680
01:45:31,540 --> 01:45:33,540
Sister count as a famous person?

1681
01:45:33,540 --> 01:45:35,540
No

1682
01:45:35,540 --> 01:45:37,540
She's like a class E celebrity

1683
01:45:37,540 --> 01:45:39,540
But she's still really hot

1684
01:45:39,540 --> 01:45:41,540
Like a trad wife type shit

1685
01:45:43,540 --> 01:45:45,540
Damn dude

1686
01:45:45,540 --> 01:45:47,540
Fuck

1687
01:45:47,540 --> 01:45:49,540
There's a couple

1688
01:45:49,540 --> 01:45:53,540
I'm trying to fucking think

1689
01:45:53,540 --> 01:45:55,540
There's a lot of them

1690
01:45:55,540 --> 01:45:57,540
Leah Thompson's up there

1691
01:45:57,540 --> 01:45:59,540
The transgender swimmer

1692
01:45:59,540 --> 01:46:01,540
The real Leah Thompson

1693
01:46:03,540 --> 01:46:05,540
Fuck

1694
01:46:05,540 --> 01:46:07,540
I'm trying to think of the one that like

1695
01:46:07,540 --> 01:46:09,540
I was like super

1696
01:46:09,540 --> 01:46:11,540
Don't go around saying that though

1697
01:46:11,540 --> 01:46:13,540
That you should think Leah Thompson's

1698
01:46:13,540 --> 01:46:15,540
Yeah

1699
01:46:15,540 --> 01:46:17,540
Ah

1700
01:46:17,540 --> 01:46:19,540
Fuck

1701
01:46:19,540 --> 01:46:21,540
What's the fucking

1702
01:46:21,540 --> 01:46:23,540
Goddamn boy

1703
01:46:23,540 --> 01:46:25,540
Goddamn boy

1704
01:46:25,540 --> 01:46:27,540
What about you?

1705
01:46:27,540 --> 01:46:29,540
Bella Thorne's really hot

1706
01:46:29,540 --> 01:46:31,540
I said Taylor Swift

1707
01:46:31,540 --> 01:46:33,540
Bella Thorne's pretty hot but she like went off the deep end

1708
01:46:33,540 --> 01:46:35,540
Like Bella Thorne

1709
01:46:35,540 --> 01:46:37,540
I don't know who that is

1710
01:46:39,540 --> 01:46:41,540
Let me look her up

1711
01:46:41,540 --> 01:46:43,540
She like

1712
01:46:43,540 --> 01:46:45,540
It's like the chick from Red Hair

1713
01:46:45,540 --> 01:46:47,540
From like Shake It Up back in the day

1714
01:46:47,540 --> 01:46:49,540
She was pretty good looking

1715
01:46:49,540 --> 01:46:51,540
But you know

1716
01:46:51,540 --> 01:46:53,540
Not bad

1717
01:46:53,540 --> 01:46:55,540
Not too shabby

1718
01:46:55,540 --> 01:46:57,540
Sinead O'Connor is a joke

1719
01:46:57,540 --> 01:46:59,540
One that I'm throwing in there

1720
01:47:01,540 --> 01:47:03,540
Ronia Trump

1721
01:47:03,540 --> 01:47:05,540
Really?

1722
01:47:05,540 --> 01:47:07,540
No

1723
01:47:11,540 --> 01:47:13,540
Billie Eilish now that she's like 20

1724
01:47:13,540 --> 01:47:15,540
She's pretty good looking

1725
01:47:15,540 --> 01:47:17,540
Oh my god I can't stand you

1726
01:47:17,540 --> 01:47:19,540
I can't stand him

1727
01:47:19,540 --> 01:47:21,540
Dude I'm 24 dude it's not that big of a deal

1728
01:47:21,540 --> 01:47:23,540
It's not a big deal at all

1729
01:47:23,540 --> 01:47:25,540
She's 20 dude

1730
01:47:25,540 --> 01:47:27,540
Yeah nothing wrong with that

1731
01:47:29,540 --> 01:47:31,540
Strange

1732
01:47:35,540 --> 01:47:37,540
You want to say

1733
01:47:37,540 --> 01:47:39,540
Male celebrities if you were a gay

1734
01:47:39,540 --> 01:47:41,540
Man that you would

1735
01:47:41,540 --> 01:47:43,540
That you'd go for

1736
01:47:43,540 --> 01:47:45,540
Who's the one from

1737
01:47:45,540 --> 01:47:47,540
From Limitless

1738
01:47:47,540 --> 01:47:49,540
Bradley Cooper

1739
01:47:49,540 --> 01:47:51,540
Bradley Cooper really

1740
01:47:51,540 --> 01:47:53,540
I'd suck him dry

1741
01:47:53,540 --> 01:47:55,540
I'm more Justin Timberlake

1742
01:47:55,540 --> 01:47:57,540
Justin Timberlake

1743
01:47:57,540 --> 01:47:59,540
I think I'd go for

1744
01:47:59,540 --> 01:48:01,540
Dwayne The Rock Johnson

1745
01:48:01,540 --> 01:48:03,540
Dude he's all right

1746
01:48:03,540 --> 01:48:05,540
You guys are fucking gay

1747
01:48:05,540 --> 01:48:07,540
He is right up

1748
01:48:07,540 --> 01:48:09,540
I'd go for Bradley Cooper

1749
01:48:09,540 --> 01:48:11,540
Machine Gun Kelly

1750
01:48:11,540 --> 01:48:13,540
I feel like he's a good looking guy

1751
01:48:13,540 --> 01:48:15,540
That looks kind of like a girl

1752
01:48:15,540 --> 01:48:17,540
Yeah

1753
01:48:17,540 --> 01:48:19,540
A little bit

1754
01:48:19,540 --> 01:48:21,540
Megan Fox used to be good looking

1755
01:48:21,540 --> 01:48:23,540
I don't know what the fuck

1756
01:48:23,540 --> 01:48:25,540
We're still talking about dudes bro

1757
01:48:25,540 --> 01:48:27,540
My gator is going off

1758
01:48:29,540 --> 01:48:31,540
Bradley Cooper

1759
01:48:31,540 --> 01:48:33,540
Fucking Shania Twain

1760
01:48:35,540 --> 01:48:37,540
Well now we're just getting like

1761
01:48:37,540 --> 01:48:39,540
Are we sticking with guys or girls here

1762
01:48:39,540 --> 01:48:41,540
We're doing both

1763
01:48:41,540 --> 01:48:43,540
Bradley Cooper

1764
01:48:43,540 --> 01:48:45,540
Bradley Cooper man

1765
01:48:45,540 --> 01:48:47,540
So

1766
01:48:47,540 --> 01:48:49,540
You had some other topics you want to talk about

1767
01:48:49,540 --> 01:48:51,540
Right?

1768
01:48:51,540 --> 01:48:53,540
I actually got to go to bed early

1769
01:48:53,540 --> 01:48:55,540
I got a fucking day shift tomorrow

1770
01:48:55,540 --> 01:48:57,540
What time do you got to work?

1771
01:48:57,540 --> 01:48:59,540
It's like 8

1772
01:48:59,540 --> 01:49:01,540
I should probably get started earlier tomorrow too

1773
01:49:01,540 --> 01:49:03,540
From my mental health

1774
01:49:03,540 --> 01:49:05,540
We should just talk about the

1775
01:49:05,540 --> 01:49:07,540
Healthcare because we promised people

1776
01:49:07,540 --> 01:49:09,540
We're going to talk about that real quick

1777
01:49:09,540 --> 01:49:11,540
Definitely

1778
01:49:11,540 --> 01:49:13,540
So healthcare, free universal

1779
01:49:13,540 --> 01:49:15,540
Healthcare I think is a

1780
01:49:15,540 --> 01:49:17,540
Basic human right

1781
01:49:17,540 --> 01:49:19,540
In a civilized society

1782
01:49:19,540 --> 01:49:21,540
Do you think it's your

1783
01:49:21,540 --> 01:49:23,540
Other people have a right to

1784
01:49:23,540 --> 01:49:25,540
Your services? Oh you know what I heard about this

1785
01:49:25,540 --> 01:49:27,540
The other day? What?

1786
01:49:27,540 --> 01:49:29,540
Somebody said in other

1787
01:49:29,540 --> 01:49:31,540
Countries

1788
01:49:31,540 --> 01:49:33,540
I forget, I think it was like back in

1789
01:49:33,540 --> 01:49:35,540
Back hundreds of years ago

1790
01:49:35,540 --> 01:49:37,540
Baghdad

1791
01:49:37,540 --> 01:49:39,540
I think they're talking about like the 1700s

1792
01:49:39,540 --> 01:49:41,540
Or whatever, you used to pay the doctor

1793
01:49:41,540 --> 01:49:43,540
But they

1794
01:49:43,540 --> 01:49:45,540
Paid the doctor when they're

1795
01:49:45,540 --> 01:49:47,540
Healthy and they don't have to pay

1796
01:49:47,540 --> 01:49:49,540
For their services

1797
01:49:49,540 --> 01:49:51,540
The fuck are you talking about?

1798
01:49:51,540 --> 01:49:53,540
You only pay for healthcare when

1799
01:49:53,540 --> 01:49:55,540
You're healthy, you pay the doctor to keep you

1800
01:49:55,540 --> 01:49:57,540
Healthy so you don't have to pay when you're sick

1801
01:49:57,540 --> 01:49:59,540
They used to do that

1802
01:49:59,540 --> 01:50:01,540
That sounds absolutely retarded

1803
01:50:01,540 --> 01:50:03,540
I think it's a good idea

1804
01:50:03,540 --> 01:50:05,540
Well I mean it's their job to keep you

1805
01:50:05,540 --> 01:50:07,540
Healthy. Yeah so you pay when you're healthy

1806
01:50:07,540 --> 01:50:09,540
And you don't have to pay

1807
01:50:09,540 --> 01:50:11,540
When you have

1808
01:50:11,540 --> 01:50:13,540
Medical care

1809
01:50:13,540 --> 01:50:15,540
Oh man

1810
01:50:15,540 --> 01:50:17,540
I think that universal healthcare

1811
01:50:17,540 --> 01:50:19,540
Is a good idea in theory

1812
01:50:19,540 --> 01:50:21,540
But I think in practice it wouldn't be able to be

1813
01:50:21,540 --> 01:50:23,540
Fucking done because you know how many

1814
01:50:23,540 --> 01:50:25,540
People abuse the fucking medical system

1815
01:50:25,540 --> 01:50:27,540
You know how many people fucking

1816
01:50:27,540 --> 01:50:29,540
Just go to the hospital because they got a

1817
01:50:29,540 --> 01:50:31,540
Stubbed toe or whatever

1818
01:50:31,540 --> 01:50:33,540
So what? They're already being paid

1819
01:50:33,540 --> 01:50:35,540
For by universal healthcare

1820
01:50:35,540 --> 01:50:37,540
But then they also still fill up the hospitals for

1821
01:50:37,540 --> 01:50:39,540
People who actually fucking need it

1822
01:50:39,540 --> 01:50:41,540
That's going to happen whether you have it or not

1823
01:50:41,540 --> 01:50:43,540
Because it's already happening

1824
01:50:43,540 --> 01:50:45,540
But then they're also doing it for fucking free

1825
01:50:45,540 --> 01:50:47,540
They're already doing it

1826
01:50:47,540 --> 01:50:49,540
For free

1827
01:50:49,540 --> 01:50:51,540
But I don't want to fucking have to pay for those motherfuckers

1828
01:50:51,540 --> 01:50:53,540
You already are

1829
01:50:53,540 --> 01:50:55,540
It's called Medicare tax

1830
01:50:55,540 --> 01:50:57,540
Social security tax

1831
01:50:57,540 --> 01:51:01,540
I don't know that there's a good solution

1832
01:51:01,540 --> 01:51:03,540
To all this

1833
01:51:03,540 --> 01:51:05,540
But something has to be done because

1834
01:51:05,540 --> 01:51:07,540
There's no way that

1835
01:51:07,540 --> 01:51:09,540
That it can go on the way

1836
01:51:09,540 --> 01:51:11,540
It's going on right now

1837
01:51:11,540 --> 01:51:13,540
The medicine system is broken

1838
01:51:13,540 --> 01:51:15,540
Like beyond repair

1839
01:51:15,540 --> 01:51:17,540
But

1840
01:51:17,540 --> 01:51:19,540
I don't know a better way to do it

1841
01:51:19,540 --> 01:51:21,540
I mean how do you pay

1842
01:51:21,540 --> 01:51:23,540
Nurses like $150 an hour

1843
01:51:23,540 --> 01:51:25,540
You know

1844
01:51:25,540 --> 01:51:27,540
Like during times where they can't get people

1845
01:51:27,540 --> 01:51:29,540
How do you sustain that?

1846
01:51:29,540 --> 01:51:31,540
You can't

1847
01:51:31,540 --> 01:51:33,540
You're saying what the universal healthcare?

1848
01:51:33,540 --> 01:51:35,540
Well right now

1849
01:51:35,540 --> 01:51:37,540
But more people

1850
01:51:37,540 --> 01:51:39,540
More people

1851
01:51:39,540 --> 01:51:41,540
More people would go to the hospital

1852
01:51:41,540 --> 01:51:43,540
If it was universal healthcare

1853
01:51:43,540 --> 01:51:45,540
And that's another big thing that I have against it

1854
01:51:45,540 --> 01:51:47,540
Because more people would go to the hospital if there was free healthcare

1855
01:51:47,540 --> 01:51:49,540
For everybody

1856
01:51:49,540 --> 01:51:51,540
And the hospitals are already filled to capacity as it is

1857
01:51:51,540 --> 01:51:53,540
Type shit

1858
01:51:53,540 --> 01:51:55,540
So like it would be more

1859
01:51:55,540 --> 01:51:57,540
More people on top of

1860
01:51:57,540 --> 01:51:59,540
The people that were already there

1861
01:51:59,540 --> 01:52:01,540
The EMS system has basically nobody

1862
01:52:01,540 --> 01:52:03,540
In it, the hospital systems have basically

1863
01:52:03,540 --> 01:52:05,540
Nobody in it like

1864
01:52:05,540 --> 01:52:07,540
Nobody wants to be a fucking EMT, paramedic

1865
01:52:07,540 --> 01:52:09,540
Nurse, doctor

1866
01:52:09,540 --> 01:52:11,540
Because it's fucking hard

1867
01:52:11,540 --> 01:52:13,540
Why would you want to do that?

1868
01:52:13,540 --> 01:52:15,540
Unless you're a masochist like us

1869
01:52:15,540 --> 01:52:17,540
You know how fucked the healthcare system is

1870
01:52:17,540 --> 01:52:19,540
Yeah I do

1871
01:52:19,540 --> 01:52:21,540
What if the healthcare system just paid you

1872
01:52:21,540 --> 01:52:23,540
To stay out of the hospital?

1873
01:52:23,540 --> 01:52:25,540
I feel like that

1874
01:52:25,540 --> 01:52:27,540
They gave you like a small stipend

1875
01:52:27,540 --> 01:52:29,540
Just to not go to the hospital

1876
01:52:29,540 --> 01:52:31,540
I don't know man

1877
01:52:31,540 --> 01:52:33,540
There's no good way to go about it

1878
01:52:33,540 --> 01:52:35,540
See the problem is that all the healthy people

1879
01:52:35,540 --> 01:52:37,540
Don't end up

1880
01:52:37,540 --> 01:52:39,540
Needing health insurance

1881
01:52:39,540 --> 01:52:41,540
But then all the really sick people who didn't take care of themselves

1882
01:52:41,540 --> 01:52:43,540
End up using it all up

1883
01:52:43,540 --> 01:52:45,540
Well that's what it's like with universal healthcare

1884
01:52:45,540 --> 01:52:47,540
It's like you're paying

1885
01:52:47,540 --> 01:52:49,540
When you're healthy, whether you're healthy or not

1886
01:52:49,540 --> 01:52:51,540
And then when you get

1887
01:52:51,540 --> 01:52:53,540
Treatment you don't have to pay for it

1888
01:52:53,540 --> 01:52:55,540
You know what? I think something that would be a good system

1889
01:52:55,540 --> 01:52:57,540
Is a tiered

1890
01:52:57,540 --> 01:52:59,540
Not necessarily a tiered system

1891
01:52:59,540 --> 01:53:01,540
But like everybody pays in

1892
01:53:01,540 --> 01:53:03,540
But if you can prove that

1893
01:53:03,540 --> 01:53:05,540
You're doing things to take care of your health

1894
01:53:05,540 --> 01:53:07,540
You get a return

1895
01:53:07,540 --> 01:53:09,540
So some of that money gets returned back to you

1896
01:53:09,540 --> 01:53:11,540
Because you're not going to be one of the people using it

1897
01:53:11,540 --> 01:53:13,540
So what if you

1898
01:53:13,540 --> 01:53:15,540
What if you have kind of like a thing where

1899
01:53:15,540 --> 01:53:17,540
If you have the

1900
01:53:17,540 --> 01:53:19,540
The one where you pay your normal taxes

1901
01:53:19,540 --> 01:53:21,540
But then if you pay more like in health insurance

1902
01:53:21,540 --> 01:53:23,540
You get like skipped to the front

1903
01:53:23,540 --> 01:53:25,540
Of the line like your appointments get in first

1904
01:53:25,540 --> 01:53:27,540
Like you're at the hospital

1905
01:53:27,540 --> 01:53:29,540
Like if you have like

1906
01:53:29,540 --> 01:53:31,540
Medicare like bronze, Medicare silver

1907
01:53:31,540 --> 01:53:33,540
And Medicare gold or platinum

1908
01:53:33,540 --> 01:53:35,540
And then like if you have Medicare platinum

1909
01:53:35,540 --> 01:53:37,540
You fucking pay an extra like you know

1910
01:53:37,540 --> 01:53:39,540
100 bucks a month and you get

1911
01:53:39,540 --> 01:53:41,540
Fucking like skipped to the front of the line

1912
01:53:41,540 --> 01:53:43,540
Whenever shit's happening

1913
01:53:43,540 --> 01:53:45,540
Yeah I mean is the system

1914
01:53:45,540 --> 01:53:47,540
We have now like is it that bad?

1915
01:53:47,540 --> 01:53:49,540
Yes

1916
01:53:49,540 --> 01:53:51,540
Is there insurance like if you're insured through a private employer?

1917
01:53:51,540 --> 01:53:53,540
But the thing is

1918
01:53:53,540 --> 01:53:55,540
The reason why

1919
01:53:55,540 --> 01:53:57,540
Healthcare is so expensive is because we have

1920
01:53:57,540 --> 01:53:59,540
Insurance because the insurance and the health care

1921
01:53:59,540 --> 01:54:01,540
System will fight each other until they're like

1922
01:54:01,540 --> 01:54:03,540
Okay we're going to knock this price down

1923
01:54:03,540 --> 01:54:05,540
We're going to knock this price down

1924
01:54:05,540 --> 01:54:07,540
But we're staying on this price and the insurance

1925
01:54:07,540 --> 01:54:09,540
Company will argue back and forth with them

1926
01:54:09,540 --> 01:54:11,540
So basically they're overcharging

1927
01:54:11,540 --> 01:54:13,540
You by fucking like 100%

1928
01:54:13,540 --> 01:54:15,540
Some of the time 200% some of the times

1929
01:54:15,540 --> 01:54:17,540
And they're just going to wait for the

1930
01:54:17,540 --> 01:54:19,540
Insurance like company to argue

1931
01:54:19,540 --> 01:54:21,540
Against it and that's why basically

1932
01:54:21,540 --> 01:54:23,540
Insurance companies are thing is because

1933
01:54:23,540 --> 01:54:25,540
We have such like they're price

1934
01:54:25,540 --> 01:54:27,540
Gouging medical treatments

1935
01:54:27,540 --> 01:54:29,540
Yeah I think

1936
01:54:29,540 --> 01:54:31,540
It costs like 60 bucks for a nasal

1937
01:54:31,540 --> 01:54:33,540
Cannula yeah they charge you like

1938
01:54:33,540 --> 01:54:35,540
300 bucks yeah dude that's

1939
01:54:35,540 --> 01:54:37,540
Literally like a dollar

1940
01:54:37,540 --> 01:54:39,540
And a half to make oh yeah absolutely

1941
01:54:39,540 --> 01:54:41,540
Wow dude if we made

1942
01:54:41,540 --> 01:54:43,540
Medical supplies we'd make so much more money

1943
01:54:43,540 --> 01:54:45,540
Like if you put a nasal cannula on someone

1944
01:54:45,540 --> 01:54:47,540
It costs like 200 dollars more

1945
01:54:47,540 --> 01:54:49,540
Yeah it does

1946
01:54:49,540 --> 01:54:51,540
What the heck yeah if you put a nasal cannula

1947
01:54:51,540 --> 01:54:53,540
On somebody every technically sterile

1948
01:54:53,540 --> 01:54:55,540
And every time every single

1949
01:54:55,540 --> 01:54:57,540
Time that you take vitals on somebody you charge them a hundred

1950
01:54:57,540 --> 01:54:59,540
Dollars really yep that's

1951
01:54:59,540 --> 01:55:01,540
Why they want you to take vitals so often every five

1952
01:55:01,540 --> 01:55:03,540
Minutes yeah but they're like yeah

1953
01:55:03,540 --> 01:55:05,540
The reason why we have to do it every

1954
01:55:05,540 --> 01:55:07,540
Five minutes because we charge a hundred dollars every

1955
01:55:07,540 --> 01:55:09,540
Single time that we take vitals on somebody

1956
01:55:09,540 --> 01:55:11,540
No shit yeah

1957
01:55:11,540 --> 01:55:13,540
Wow yeah dude

1958
01:55:13,540 --> 01:55:15,540
See the problem is is like

1959
01:55:15,540 --> 01:55:17,540
Two

1960
01:55:17,540 --> 01:55:19,540
You have corporations

1961
01:55:19,540 --> 01:55:21,540
Trying to make money and then people that

1962
01:55:21,540 --> 01:55:23,540
Want to have health care and there's

1963
01:55:23,540 --> 01:55:25,540
Like it's conflicting yeah that's

1964
01:55:25,540 --> 01:55:27,540
The two that's the problem

1965
01:55:27,540 --> 01:55:29,540
Absolutely people deserve to make

1966
01:55:29,540 --> 01:55:31,540
Money you know

1967
01:55:31,540 --> 01:55:33,540
Doing God's work

1968
01:55:33,540 --> 01:55:35,540
Doing the Lord's work

1969
01:55:35,540 --> 01:55:37,540
I don't know what the solution is to that

1970
01:55:37,540 --> 01:55:39,540
Kill everybody

1971
01:55:39,540 --> 01:55:41,540
Free public universal health care

1972
01:55:41,540 --> 01:55:43,540
That's probably one of the better solutions I've heard

1973
01:55:43,540 --> 01:55:45,540
Murder

1974
01:55:45,540 --> 01:55:47,540
Everybody

1975
01:55:47,540 --> 01:55:49,540
And then it'll be

1976
01:55:49,540 --> 01:55:51,540
That that'll be that

1977
01:55:51,540 --> 01:55:53,540
That'll be that I thought for a second because the mic

1978
01:55:53,540 --> 01:55:55,540
Is blocking it your shirt said decaf

1979
01:55:55,540 --> 01:55:57,540
I'm like bro are you sick

1980
01:55:57,540 --> 01:55:59,540
It says decay

1981
01:55:59,540 --> 01:56:01,540
Yeah it says decay

1982
01:56:01,540 --> 01:56:03,540
It's the Mike Hemanco romance tour

1983
01:56:03,540 --> 01:56:05,540
Tour hoodie

1984
01:56:05,540 --> 01:56:07,540
So do you think Arnold

1985
01:56:07,540 --> 01:56:09,540
Schwarzenegger was natty

1986
01:56:09,540 --> 01:56:11,540
No he wasn't natty dude

1987
01:56:11,540 --> 01:56:13,540
No he died

1988
01:56:13,540 --> 01:56:15,540
Dude he literally Arnold

1989
01:56:15,540 --> 01:56:17,540
Schwarzenegger's skull

1990
01:56:17,540 --> 01:56:19,540
Grew so much from taking steroids that he got a gap

1991
01:56:19,540 --> 01:56:21,540
In his teeth

1992
01:56:21,540 --> 01:56:23,540
He didn't have that until he started

1993
01:56:23,540 --> 01:56:25,540
Doing steroids

1994
01:56:25,540 --> 01:56:27,540
And he had his heart because your heart is

1995
01:56:27,540 --> 01:56:29,540
A muscle his heart got so enlarged

1996
01:56:29,540 --> 01:56:31,540
From doing steroids that it was

1997
01:56:31,540 --> 01:56:33,540
So enlarged by the time he was like

1998
01:56:33,540 --> 01:56:35,540
60 they had to cut a section of

1999
01:56:35,540 --> 01:56:37,540
His left ventricle out

2000
01:56:37,540 --> 01:56:39,540
And sew his heart back together to make a normal sized heart

2001
01:56:39,540 --> 01:56:41,540
That's insane

2002
01:56:41,540 --> 01:56:43,540
There was nothing fucking natty about him

2003
01:56:43,540 --> 01:56:45,540
I mean and that's the crazy

2004
01:56:45,540 --> 01:56:47,540
Thing to me is that you had somebody

2005
01:56:47,540 --> 01:56:49,540
That was doing illegal drugs

2006
01:56:49,540 --> 01:56:51,540
Yet he's the governor of California

2007
01:56:51,540 --> 01:56:53,540
He also was fucking his

2008
01:56:53,540 --> 01:56:55,540
His maids

2009
01:56:55,540 --> 01:56:57,540
I mean but dude wouldn't you like

2010
01:56:57,540 --> 01:56:59,540
If you had like you were in a position of power

2011
01:56:59,540 --> 01:57:01,540
Like that and the level of temptation

2012
01:57:01,540 --> 01:57:03,540
It's like you do whatever the fuck you want

2013
01:57:03,540 --> 01:57:05,540
Bill Clinton did it

2014
01:57:05,540 --> 01:57:07,540
Bill Clinton is a fucking pedophile

2015
01:57:07,540 --> 01:57:09,540
He went to Epstein's Island

2016
01:57:09,540 --> 01:57:11,540
Fucking Bill Clinton

2017
01:57:11,540 --> 01:57:13,540
What if he just got a foot massage though

2018
01:57:13,540 --> 01:57:15,540
No

2019
01:57:15,540 --> 01:57:17,540
He got a happy ending if you know what I'm saying

2020
01:57:17,540 --> 01:57:19,540
How do you know?

2021
01:57:19,540 --> 01:57:21,540
Alex Jones?

2022
01:57:21,540 --> 01:57:23,540
Nah bro

2023
01:57:23,540 --> 01:57:25,540
You ever

2024
01:57:25,540 --> 01:57:27,540
You know those like Asian massage parlors

2025
01:57:27,540 --> 01:57:29,540
That are definitely not brothels

2026
01:57:29,540 --> 01:57:31,540
I know all about them yeah

2027
01:57:31,540 --> 01:57:33,540
You know all about them

2028
01:57:33,540 --> 01:57:35,540
No I don't

2029
01:57:35,540 --> 01:57:37,540
I'm just joking

2030
01:57:37,540 --> 01:57:39,540
But there's like an actual

2031
01:57:39,540 --> 01:57:41,540
Like underground thing of like

2032
01:57:41,540 --> 01:57:43,540
Asian brothels or Asian massage parlors

2033
01:57:43,540 --> 01:57:45,540
That are basically just fucking brothels

2034
01:57:45,540 --> 01:57:47,540
Like they're like $200 for a massage

2035
01:57:47,540 --> 01:57:49,540
What massage is $200

2036
01:57:49,540 --> 01:57:51,540
Oh you want a massage

2037
01:57:51,540 --> 01:57:53,540
Yeah

2038
01:57:53,540 --> 01:57:55,540
They're like full body massage

2039
01:57:55,540 --> 01:57:57,540
In depth massage

2040
01:57:57,540 --> 01:57:59,540
Fucking

2041
01:57:59,540 --> 01:58:01,540
Deep tissue massage

2042
01:58:01,540 --> 01:58:03,540
Shit like that

2043
01:58:03,540 --> 01:58:05,540
And each one's like a code for sex

2044
01:58:05,540 --> 01:58:07,540
DVT

2045
01:58:07,540 --> 01:58:09,540
They got DVT

2046
01:58:09,540 --> 01:58:11,540
They got EBD

2047
01:58:11,540 --> 01:58:13,540
They got SEX

2048
01:58:13,540 --> 01:58:15,540
They got fucking DIK

2049
01:58:15,540 --> 01:58:17,540
EVT

2050
01:58:17,540 --> 01:58:19,540
EVT cards

2051
01:58:19,540 --> 01:58:21,540
Food stamp cards

2052
01:58:21,540 --> 01:58:23,540
These women are doing a service though

2053
01:58:23,540 --> 01:58:25,540
Alright I'm pulling the plug on this episode

2054
01:58:25,540 --> 01:58:27,540
Why?

2055
01:58:27,540 --> 01:58:29,540
Because I'm gonna go to bed

2056
01:58:29,540 --> 01:58:31,540
Oh man

2057
01:58:31,540 --> 01:58:33,540
I'm not off the rails

2058
01:58:33,540 --> 01:58:35,540
I have this idea

2059
01:58:35,540 --> 01:58:37,540
That we you know how in

2060
01:58:37,540 --> 01:58:39,540
PokerStars VR you put the bag on your head

2061
01:58:39,540 --> 01:58:41,540
With the cutouts

2062
01:58:41,540 --> 01:58:43,540
I say we

2063
01:58:43,540 --> 01:58:45,540
Do that on the podcast

2064
01:58:45,540 --> 01:58:47,540
When you're in a time out

2065
01:58:47,540 --> 01:58:49,540
We put a bag over your head

2066
01:58:49,540 --> 01:58:51,540
Why would you put a bag over my head?

2067
01:58:51,540 --> 01:58:53,540
When you get off the rails

2068
01:58:53,540 --> 01:58:55,540
You're off the rails

2069
01:58:55,540 --> 01:58:57,540
I'm in a good spot

2070
01:58:57,540 --> 01:58:59,540
Tyler time out time

2071
01:58:59,540 --> 01:59:01,540
Tyler time out time

2072
01:59:01,540 --> 01:59:03,540
Nah man I'm good

2073
01:59:03,540 --> 01:59:05,540
I'm gonna cut out holes

2074
01:59:05,540 --> 01:59:07,540
In the bag for you next episode

2075
01:59:07,540 --> 01:59:09,540
No you're not

2076
01:59:09,540 --> 01:59:11,540
Nah

2077
01:59:11,540 --> 01:59:13,540
In Grand Theft Auto if you get punished they put a dunce cap on you

2078
01:59:13,540 --> 01:59:15,540
Yeah they did

2079
01:59:15,540 --> 01:59:17,540
You get one of those

2080
01:59:17,540 --> 01:59:19,540
Bro I hate Cuomo

2081
01:59:19,540 --> 01:59:21,540
I hate that he made us not be able to use plastic bags

2082
01:59:21,540 --> 01:59:23,540
Plastic bags were so much better

2083
01:59:23,540 --> 01:59:25,540
Me too bro I fucking hate

2084
01:59:25,540 --> 01:59:27,540
These fucking paper bags

2085
01:59:27,540 --> 01:59:29,540
Dude these fucking paper bags they can't hold shit

2086
01:59:29,540 --> 01:59:31,540
There's no way to grip them correctly

2087
01:59:31,540 --> 01:59:33,540
You know how I feel about plastic

2088
01:59:33,540 --> 01:59:35,540
Like you know like the old plastic bags where you could like grab like a fucking

2089
01:59:35,540 --> 01:59:37,540
100 of them in like one arm and a hundred of them in the other arm

2090
01:59:37,540 --> 01:59:39,540
And you're like no second trips

2091
01:59:39,540 --> 01:59:41,540
Dude why didn't they just do a plastic bag deposit

2092
01:59:41,540 --> 01:59:43,540
So it's like

2093
01:59:43,540 --> 01:59:45,540
You just pay a deposit on the plastic bags

2094
01:59:45,540 --> 01:59:47,540
And then you return them

2095
01:59:47,540 --> 01:59:49,540
That's what they do with shopping carts at LD

2096
01:59:49,540 --> 01:59:51,540
Yeah and you get money back

2097
01:59:51,540 --> 01:59:53,540
It's like oh you brought back one two three four

2098
01:59:53,540 --> 01:59:55,540
Ten plastic bags you have a credit now

2099
01:59:55,540 --> 01:59:57,540
Yeah but like the thing is

2100
01:59:57,540 --> 01:59:59,540
I used to keep those bags

2101
01:59:59,540 --> 02:00:01,540
I never threw those bags out there

2102
02:00:01,540 --> 02:00:03,540
Fucking useful like you would like fucking use them for like you know

2103
02:00:03,540 --> 02:00:05,540
Like you can make a backpack out of plastic bags

2104
02:00:05,540 --> 02:00:07,540
If you could do like a bunch of shit

2105
02:00:07,540 --> 02:00:09,540
You know my guy

2106
02:00:09,540 --> 02:00:11,540
You know

2107
02:00:11,540 --> 02:00:13,540
Like plastic bags were fucking shit

2108
02:00:13,540 --> 02:00:15,540
And I fucking hate New York State for getting rid of them

2109
02:00:15,540 --> 02:00:17,540
It's fucking communism bro

2110
02:00:17,540 --> 02:00:19,540
Get used to it

2111
02:00:19,540 --> 02:00:21,540
You could kill somebody with them you know you could do anything with them

2112
02:00:21,540 --> 02:00:23,540
Fucking communism

2113
02:00:23,540 --> 02:00:25,540
Communism is the fucking worst thing on the planet

2114
02:00:25,540 --> 02:00:27,540
Oh fuck you

2115
02:00:27,540 --> 02:00:29,540
Communism is the worst thing on the planet

2116
02:00:29,540 --> 02:00:31,540
Communism

2117
02:00:31,540 --> 02:00:33,540
I'm not going on the rails

2118
02:00:33,540 --> 02:00:35,540
You want to see all the rails

2119
02:00:35,540 --> 02:00:37,540
This is all the rails

2120
02:00:37,540 --> 02:00:39,540
People suck dick for coke in this fucking wall

2121
02:00:39,540 --> 02:00:41,540
We got six seconds left until

2122
02:00:41,540 --> 02:00:43,540
Two hours

2123
02:00:43,540 --> 02:00:45,540
That will even it out

2124
02:00:45,540 --> 02:00:47,540
Who knows who sucks to presidents dick

2125
02:00:47,540 --> 02:00:49,540
Mike Helowinski caused 9-11

2126
02:00:49,540 --> 02:00:51,540
Mike Helowinski caused 9-11

2127
02:00:51,540 --> 02:00:53,540
Mike Helowinski caused 9-11

2128
02:00:53,540 --> 02:00:55,540
That exit music

2129
02:00:55,540 --> 02:00:57,540
What's the exit music

2130
02:00:57,540 --> 02:00:59,540
It don't fucking know

2131
02:00:59,540 --> 02:01:01,540
Anyways

2132
02:01:01,540 --> 02:01:03,540
Add it in after

2133
02:01:03,540 --> 02:01:05,540
We'll start playing it right about now

2134
02:01:05,540 --> 02:01:07,540
Anyways

2135
02:01:07,540 --> 02:01:09,540
Be kind to you

2136
02:01:09,540 --> 02:01:11,540
We know robots have souls

2137
02:01:11,540 --> 02:01:13,540
We just don't know if they do or don't

2138
02:01:13,540 --> 02:01:15,540
How do you know

2139
02:01:15,540 --> 02:01:17,540
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot

2140
02:01:17,540 --> 02:01:19,540
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot

2141
02:01:19,540 --> 02:01:21,540
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot

2142
02:01:21,540 --> 02:01:23,540
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet

2143
02:01:23,540 --> 02:01:25,540
Fuck no

2144
02:01:25,540 --> 02:01:27,540
No

2145
02:01:27,540 --> 02:01:29,540
No we are jumping down this fucking

2146
02:01:29,540 --> 02:01:31,540
Rabbit hole

2147
02:01:31,540 --> 02:01:33,540
Yes we are

2148
02:01:33,540 --> 02:01:35,540
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts

2149
02:01:35,540 --> 02:01:37,540
Extended episode

2150
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Where the fuck did the pyramids come from

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Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from

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You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts

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They're killing

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They're killing all the already born babies

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And selling them to the Chinese

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Aliens exist as you see

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Somewhere in China

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In some base

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There are super soldiers that are at least

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9 or 10 feet tall

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Okay

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Did they come from our planet

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Then they are extraterrestrials

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They are aliens

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I do not negotiate with pyramids

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I do not negotiate with pyramids

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I do not negotiate with pyramids

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Noooooo

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Noooo

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Before my eyes while holding their pulse

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Feel them die of this

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Virus

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You feel bump bump bump peep

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fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next

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level with the birds. They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you

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are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real. They're

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going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a

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cage they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real. You can cut

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it open, you're going to see blood guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their technology

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is absolutely vile. Which by the way big brother is the overlord kid. We're only living in

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the moment. George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. I'm not fucking lying, it's

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fucking real. Look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George Soros

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actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm. He says that he was doing it just

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to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

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George Soros is the fucking devil. Okay? He's not fucking doing this shit for us. George

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Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking ringleader for all this shit. He's fucking

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put down a whole bunch of shit. Just don't fucking get it okay. Everybody's like fuck

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Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there. Fuck Trump right? Fuck Trump. Fuck

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Trump. He's not the actual fucking leader. It's George Soros. It's Bill Gates. It's fucking

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Elon Musk. It's everyone out there. Everybody's like fuck Trump. Everybody's like, he's saying

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Elon Musk is so cool. He made like a play. The actual government is trying, the actual

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true government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis, are actually the

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ones that are controlling fucking all of it. The mere politicians are paid off by the fucking

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billionaires. The paid fucking swaps by billionaires.