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There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

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Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

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Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?

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They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.

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Welcome to episode—what's this, 10 now?

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Okay, welcome to episode nine of the Entitled Podcast, our Halloween special.

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With Kanye West special.

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Kanye West we're gonna talk about we're gonna talk about ghouls specters ghosts demons and Kanye West

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Hey yo, hey, it's me. I'm also known as yay now, so

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I'm not gonna say what he said

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That'll get his fucking actually cancelled. Well, you can say what he said. You're allowed to say what he said what he said. So let's just start

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off with when you type in Kanye West to Google currently and top stories come up. It says news about Kanye West, Hitler and after

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Hitler. That's what comes up when you type in the Kanye West names into Google exclusive Kanye West has disturbing history of

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Kanye West reportedly wanted to name his album after Adolf Hitler and Kanye West allegedly wanted to call his 2018 album Hitler

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So if anybody doesn't know about this

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Casey you don't know so if anybody doesn't know about this K Kanye West our boy

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the boy Kanye West has

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Went on record and stated that

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the Jews run everything in media and everything and that the biggest killers of black people are other black people and we should stop worrying about the white man and start worrying about the Jews

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So aren't Jews white that's what I thought but apparently Jews seem to think otherwise. Can I say like Jews to like talk about Jews or do I have to say the Jewish people?

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I can say whatever you want I'm not for taking away freedom of speech man but like is it like is it like is it like wrong to say like Jew instead of Jewish people because it's just like an abbreviation. It's a proper term. I think it's a proper term so proper term like and I think the Jews actually like I think it's the tone that you say you.

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that you say Jew, because he'd be like yeah. The Jews are doing this or you

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pick the fucking Jews are calling somebody a homo. If you're doing it to

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be a negative, it's one thing, but if you're just like you homo, I'm just

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labeling them. I'm just saying the Jew like the Jew, the Jewish people, but

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you day, a Judea, the Jewish Christians, they're not Christian,

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bro. They wrote fucking half your Bible. Yeah, the scary part of the Bible,

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but enough about me. Kanye West, our boy. Let's see his actual, let's

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quote Kanye West here.

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This is just Kanye West's clothes, but you can't look at a glass half full

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or empty if it's overflowing Kanye West. My greatest pain in life is I will

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never be able to see myself perform live.

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More people need to know they're not fucking cool.

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50 50 is Eminem's favorite rapper. I'm my favorite rapper.

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Of course it is. So let's go back into it. We are aware that Kanye West is

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actually a diagnosed bipolar schizophrenic person. I don't know that,

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but it sounds right. Yeah, he's a diagnosed bipolar schizophrenic. That

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makes sense. He's like

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he's saying some wild shit. Okay, he's definitely saying some fucking wild

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shit, but in the same vein as Alex Jones, I think that he should be able to

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say the wild shit that he's saying. He's getting canceled now. He's getting

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canceled. Like I fucking said, they start with Alex Jones. Now they're going

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to Kanye. Who the fuck's next? Then they come for untitled podcasts, untitled

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podcast, the heaven and hell podcast. Never let them take us alive.

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God damn right in Minecraft. So he's saying that the Jews control the music

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industry and I did you did you pull it up? No, I was going, but based on I

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think what you said the other day, Kanye West anti-semitic that he doesn't want

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people writing songs about black people killing each other and the Jews

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profiting off of it. Basically,

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West on October third wears a white lives matter shirt

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to a Yeezy fashion show in Paris.

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The Southern Poverty Law Center says that the term is associated with neo

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Nazi groups as a racist response to civil rights movement. Black Lives

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Matter. Did we talk about Black Lives Matter yet? Oh God, a little bit, but

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we could get into that later and describes himself as a dedicated

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promotion of white race and of the white race and taking positive actions as a

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united voice against issues facing our race, which in itself doesn't sound that

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bad of a thing. Like I think it's okay to say people or it's okay to be white,

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Kanye's being racist towards his own race.

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I could be like a fucking height white people. I think that the white race is

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a piece of shit and I think that we should all be put in concentration

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camps and I'm like like whatever

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after criticizing LV M H, CEO Bernard all not West Fashion Show.

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The rapper basis baselessly claims on Instagram that Arnold killed my best

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who killed his friend Bernard all Nalt. Who's I think he's another fashion

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designer, some ship, but he died of cancer. His friend died of cancer, but

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he's saying that the the other fashion designer killed his best friend

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fuck Adidas. I am Adidas Adidas raped and stole my design.

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October six, he told Tucker Carlson that

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there are more black babies quote. Okay, I'm going to quote this because this

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is a little little rough. There are more black babies being aborted than born

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in New York City at this point. 50% of black death in America is an abortion

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and then brings up the singer Lizzo when saying being overweight is a genocide

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of the black race.

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crazy. Oh, is this the Hurricane Katrina one?

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There's now over 25 city streets and thriving neighborhoods.

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it says they're looting. See a white family that says they're looking for

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food. And you know, it's been five days because most of the people are black.

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And even for me to complain about, I would be a hypocrite because I've tried

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to turn away from the teacher because it's too hard to watch. Also, Mike Myers

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was shopping before he was given a donation. So now I'm calling my business manager

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right now to see what is the biggest amount I can give. And just to imagine

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if I was down there, and those are my people down there, so anybody out there

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that wants to do anything that we can help with the set up the way America is

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set up to help the poor, the black people, the less well off as slow as possible.

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lot of the people that could help are at war right now fighting another way.

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And they've given them permission to go down and shoot us.

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And then fucking Mike Myers.

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And several, but in many ways more profoundly devastating is the lasting damage

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to the survivor's will to rebuild and remain in the area. The destruction of the

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spirit of the people of southern Louisiana and Mississippi may end up being

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the most tragic loss of all. George Bush doesn't care about black people.

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So, yeah, Kanye said some wild shit.

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So this is this is when he started going off on the Jewish people on October 7th.

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West is now restricted on Instagram for violating the ass policies of hate

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speech after he posted a screenshot of a text conversation with Sean P.

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Diddy Combs in. He said he was going to use Combs as an example of to show the

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Jewish people that told you to call me that no one can threaten or influence me,

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which the Jewish the Jewish American community states that tropes like greed

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and control are about Jewish people. What?

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What an example to show the Jewish people

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told you to call me so that no one can threaten or influence me. And Jewish

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people said that whatever on the ninth.

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Okay, and the ninth Kanye West goes to Twitter and claims he's going to go

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quote death con three on the Jewish people and apparent misspelling of death

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He says he he then states he is not anti Semitic for him to say this because

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black people are actually Jewish also and promptly locked his account.

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I first learned Kanye should run for president a couple years. I would vote

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while his accountants were elsewhere. His accounts were not

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blocked. West posted documentary on YouTube which contains footage of him

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displaying a porn movie to executive

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vices motherboard leaks fluid fluid fluid footage of West's interview with

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Carson that was edited out of the broadcast, including him saying the word

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Jew refers to the lost 12 tribes of Judah who are known as the black race as

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they really are a belief of the anti defamation league says that this stems

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from the black Hebrew is he like Israelite movement also he falsely

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states Planned Parenthood was founded to control to control the Jew population

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October 12th the talk show the shop says it would not air an interview at West

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because he was used the platform to reiterate more hate speech and

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extremely dangerous stereotypes. We just have a schizophrenic episode probably

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October 15th in a since deleted episode of drink champs West falsely claims

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that George Floyd died because of fentanyl and not because of the former

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officer Derek Shelvin knelt on his neck for nine minutes. Floyd's family

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subsequently say it's

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su just like I'm saying this is a this is very similar to the Alex Jones

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situation. That's why I want to bring it up October. This isn't over yet either.

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There's way more fucking insane shit that he said conservative social media

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platform parlor announces Kanye West is buying it.

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West says in a world where conservative opinions are considered to be

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controversial, we have to make sure we have a conversation with the

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conservative community. We have to make sure that we have a conversation with

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the conservative community. We have to make sure we have the right to freely

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express ourselves.

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October 17th an interview with Chris Cuomo. West talks about the Jewish

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underground media. It says he's going to go death con three. Once again miss

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spikey speaking death con referred when black magicians sign the Jewish record

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labels and those Jewish record labels take ownership a form of modern day

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adl says his release are anti old age anti semitic cement anti old anti

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semitic myths about Jewish greed and power to control of the entertainment

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industry. I think the adl is a bunch of fucking pussies a lot of time. The what

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anti defamation league yeah, there are a bunch of fucking pussies. You can't say

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anything about the adl fucking be like you can't say that we're going to live

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with the they're the anti racist people for the PC. They live there. Literally

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the PC police for race, PC police on peer peers Morgan on this is fucking

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keeps going

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and Pierce Morgan uncensored after saying what he did not regret his

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anti semitic remarks. West apologizes to people that I hurt within with the

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death con statement and to the families of the people that had nothing to do

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with the trauma that I've been through. He also tells Pierce Morgan that

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President Joe Biden is fucking retarded.

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Well, he's got one thing right for not taking the advice of Elon Musk and he

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said that he can use a term because he has also suffered from mental health

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issues. Fuck you on Musk. What he's like he called fucking retarded and he said

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hey, I can use fucking retarded because I have mental health issues. Guess what

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so that's the that's up to October nineteenth and I think that was I think

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that that's the end of that for right now, but why is he just going off the

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rails this month? He might be off his meds again

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yeah, that's a that's that's interesting. I'm a free free easy. So

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what we think about this? Do you think Kanye should be able to say these

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these statements? I think of course I defend his freedom speech goddamn right.

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I do, but again I don't support the things that he says, but I support the

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right to say what you want, but God damn

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God damn somebody shit that he said was fucking funny.

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Yeah, well now he's a guy that's going to get sued probably by the George Floyd

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people and you know, but just like Alex Jones and it's just what the fuck is

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that? I think it's your sub pump.

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But he's he's has a mental illness and he's getting sued over it. So this is

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why like freedom of speech should be free.

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Also a point should people with mental health issues be held responsible when

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they're going through an episode of what they say or do?

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I don't think so. In most cases, I mean if you're if you're killing somebody,

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that's one thing, but if you're saying mean things when you're having a fucking

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schizophrenic episode, I don't I think that you're having a schizophrenic episode.

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Yeah, like even people that are like fight the police or like fight EMTs when

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they're having a mental health crisis, which we are definitely fully charged

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with anything usually now because the guy that we we had to tussle with after

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he, you know, tried to attack me with his long ass fingernails.

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See, I don't think he got charged with anything because, you know, he was having

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a fucking episode. Yeah, like like I don't think I don't think you can like

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judge somebody on a fucking mental health episode that they're having.

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If it's like a drunk, then I'll judge you.

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Like if you're drunk, that's one thing.

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But if you're actually having a mental health episode, like you're not you're

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not yourself. Like you're you're you're you're going off the rails a little bit.

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Yeah, so Kanye's kind of doing that.

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But he's famous, so he can't say anything that he wants, basically.

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So that's that's actually a thing that we've been seeing a lot is that freedom

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of speech doesn't really apply to famous people now.

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Yeah. Well, like it's just like a pattern that we're seeing is that if you're a

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famous person, you can't say you can't have freedom of speech because you're

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considered dangerous because you can influence other people.

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Yeah. Is that kind of what is that kind of what the thing is now?

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Because I think famous people should still be covered under freedom of speech.

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They should be. But famous people are just the ones that everybody hears.

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So they're the ones that get like the scapegoat for saying things like a

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regular person just said some of this stuff.

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You know, they wouldn't be getting sued and all this.

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But I think do you think the drugs are what killed Floyd Floyd?

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Or do you think that do you think the cops are the ones that killed Floyd Floyd?

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Yeah. Do you think the cause of the kill them or do you think it was a

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combination of both? I think

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George Floyd was a crisis actor

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and Antifa hired him to support BLM. So you think they hired him to be a

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mortar? Yeah, no, he's still alive. Oh, he's on an island with Elvis and Michael

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Jackson. Yeah, no, he's

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George Floyd is he's actually British. Oh, he's like he's like 20.

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He's actually a British guy. Yeah, he's like 21 Savage and he came.

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He was like an actor and he came over and there and he was like yo,

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we got this thing for you. We're gonna start our cause and start these riots

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up. So do you think that he faked his own death?

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Yes, absolutely. And I think the other guy Chauvin wasn't on it too. Oh, he was

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in on it. So he went to jail. Do you think he's still in jail or do you think

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he got he got like he's got to like lay low for like a couple years and then

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Chauvin and Antifa is gonna break him out and pay him off probably like

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millions. Whoa bro, I tell you, you heard it here first.

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Well, you gotta think about shit like that. Sometimes dude, you heard it.

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You're totally I mean that that that incident created a riot and like every

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major city in America, right like almost every city in America. Also, if fucking

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they they they made the fucking autonomous zone and fucking

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and god damn, what's it called? Seattle? I think it was or Oregon. Yeah,

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Seattle. I think like the the protesters took over the city. Yeah, they took off.

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They took over the city for three months and then the National Guard went

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in like, all right, come on, get out, get out of here. Come on. That was going

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on when we were working. Yeah, it was absolutely on the ambulance. I remember

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that that night very well protesters took over like all of South Pearl Street.

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Oh yeah, they took over the entire city. Remember, we only had two calls that

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entire night because the EMA, the nine with one system was fucking basically

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down. Yeah, they're like no, we're not going to send anyone. That was literally

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what it was like. Like if somebody wasn't like actively dying, they didn't

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send anybody. Well, they tell people on the phone, the dispatcher is like yeah,

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no, we're not gonna send anybody right now because I think we got called for a

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couple things, but then when the police went to to secure the scene, they're

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already gone, so they're like yeah, you're good. So like we only had like

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two acts like no. We had one call. I think that night like one

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yeah. We were just hiding in the building for most of the time. We had

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that guy who got bricked in the head. Oh yeah, I think we got a call to go down

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to the like the main part of the riot, but we got canceled and then we had

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one guy who was up on up near our station. I got bricked. Oh yeah, yeah,

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he got bricked good. Did he die?

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No, I don't think so. He might have died. Whatever

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is that an inhale scream? I don't know man. I don't know. You ever hear

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inhale screaming no like metal screams. Oh, like that's right.

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Are you inhaling? Yeah, yeah, no, it hurts the shit on my throat. You can't

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do that. I can do it. It just hurts the shit off my throat. I'm not going to. I

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can actually like that doesn't hurt my throat at all when I did that. Yeah, I

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can do the

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and he was like

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guttural, guttural pig screams or red old metal music. It's so weird. So

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it's the Halloween episode. Oh yeah, absolutely. Spooky, spooky Halloween

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at times. My basement at night. Yo, yeah, hit that effect. I wanna, I wanna

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spook some people. What effect the spooky effect?

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Oh, the reverb. Oh yeah, you gotta. I'll have to pause it and I'll have to

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pause it first. All right, cool. Whatever. All right.

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Welcome to the spooky Halloween episode. Thunder claps and ghosting

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all right. I don't know what that was, but we're back. It's pretty

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spooky, huh? Some, some spirit voice came over over the mics there. I think

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I was possessed for a couple seconds there, so let's do something,

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something Halloween themed here. Do you have any, do you have any spooky stories?

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I got a lot of spooky stories. All right, I got a shit ton of spooky stories

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actually. I don't know. I don't know. There's no too many spooky stories, but

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like, do you want to be like some, do you want to just like make up some? Do

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you want to do like myths? Do you want to do made up stories? Do you want to do

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like some actual stories? I got, I can make them up or you can like, you can

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use a real one. I don't know. I'll tell, I'll tell a couple of them if you

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want to, if you want to think of some. Oh yeah. So let's get some spooky

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ambience going and I'll try to, I'll try to tell some shit. Oh shit. Oh boy.

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Welcome. All right. So I'm going to tell one of my first ghost experiences.

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Actually, let's, let's go back all the way to like 2010. Oh shit, boy.

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So I was 12 years old. Throwback. And I was, I used to work for a haunted house

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back in, back in the day. It was like a local haunted house type thing, but we had to go to,

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we had to go to the cemetery and like get like leaves and stuff because we had talked

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to the owner of the cemetery. I'm sorry. This feels like sad music, not, not as

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spooky as I was going for. Oh, okay. I will go for something even more fucking spooky.

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Oh, fuck. There you go. Continue. So we'd always, we'd always go to the cemetery to

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get leaves because we had like a thing with the cemetery where like if we needed leaves for the

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haunted house, we could go there. And basically we did it in a, in like a, like old basketball

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court, like a covered basketball court. So like we would put like leaves over the ground so you

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couldn't see like the basketball court. Anyways, that not the point of the story. So like we would

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go to the cemetery every year and get leaves and stuff. And that was real fucking scary.

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It was, it was, it was giving me the heebie-jeebies. So I, I was there with my dad and we were raking

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leaves and it was like close to like sunset. You know how like the sunsets around six o'clock,

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like, like at this time of year. So I was, I was raking leaves and stuff and all of a sudden

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I started hearing like footsteps going through the leaves, like a couple of like,

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let's say like 20 yards back from us. There's nobody there, like no animals or anything. So

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I'm like, that's weird. And then like, I kind of was just like, hey, dad, did you hear any of that

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shit? And he's just like, don't worry about it. So I, so that's not conservative. So I kept on,

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you know, just raking the leaves and shit and like whatever. And then I had like the fucking like

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a corner of my eye. I literally saw the leaves look like they had footsteps going through them.

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Like you, like how you can kind of like see like the leaves like move around and stuff.

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It wasn't like a gust of wind or anything. It was a single line where you could see the leaves

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keep on getting pushed down. Like somebody was walking over there. It was really fucking cool.

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And like, I was just like, did you, did you see that? And he just goes,

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yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. Is that your house?

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No, this was at the cemetery. Why are you, why are you raking leaves out of the cemetery?

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Because like we, we would rake the leaves at our house and bring them there. And then like,

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we'd run out of leaves at our house. So we had like a deal with the cemetery that we could like

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go in and rake the leaves and just bring some stuff, you know? Why do you need extra leaves?

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It was for the haunted house thing. Cause it was like on the indoor basketball court thing.

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So we'd cover it with leaves so you couldn't see. You had a haunted house?

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I worked at a haunted house. It was my, my uncle's haunted house.

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But it was, it was, it was, it's cool. But that was like, that was my first like actual like ghost

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experience that it wasn't like one of the cooler ones that I had, but that was one of the first

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ones that I had. You said you had to actually a couple of real ghost stories, didn't you? Because

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I can, I can sell a couple of mine, but everybody hears my ghost stories. We just, I just keep telling

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them. I got, I got a shit ton of them. I don't have any, too many actual ghost experiences.

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I actually don't think I have any really except to falling on my ass, but when we were ghost

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hunting, you fell on your ass, dark ambience, dark ambient. The other one was like, the other

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one was like fucking getting out of my nerves. This is what I was going for. Jesus Christ.

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This is real fucking. I don't have any really things that actually happened to me. Really?

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But that's not ghost, which is a good thing, I guess. Maybe, I guess, depends on your

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happenstance. Well, I don't want any ghosts in my house. So I mean, I did. I told the story of the

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thing behind me, I think already. Did I ever tell the picture, the one where I got a picture? I

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didn't get a picture. I tried to take a picture of something. All right. Yeah. I think I'll tell this

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one. So me and my me and my girlfriend, we've been dating for about five years at this point.

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We went up to Silver Bay, the place that me and you went to for ghost hunting, and we just went

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up there to, you know, take stupid couples pictures and stuff because it's a nice area.

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But the sun started to set and that place gets real fucking spooky after the sun sets.

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So I was I was just walking around. My girlfriend kind of was just like, can we kind of hurry out

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of here? I'm getting a little scared. And I'm like, fuck it. We can stay a little bit longer.

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I want to see some spooky stuff because, you know, like I said, one out of a hundred times you go to

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a place, something spooky is going to happen. But I just had a feeling something was going to happen

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that day, you know. So I was we were walking around and we got to the gym. You know, the gym, the

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place where you busted your ass. Yeah. So I was in the backside of the gym, not the front end,

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where there's a where there's a door in the basement that you can get to the door to the

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basement and kind of go upstairs from there. And I was walking by and I'm like, hey, how about we

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how about we just take a Polaroid in there, see what happens? So she was standing behind me and

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I opened up the door and, you know, when you look at a dark place and it's dark, but you can still

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kind of see into it. Yeah, it wasn't that like it was a darkness that like you couldn't see through.

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And I've been to that place fucking hundreds of times and it was a darkness that I didn't see

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before. And I figure, but it was like a darkness, like it wasn't like a shape of a figure. It was

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just like the entire thing was like too dark to see into, which isn't how it is because there's

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like emergency lights and stuff. So you can still always see in there, but you couldn't see through

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the glass door. So I looked at it and I'm like, this is weird. She's like, what? It's just dark

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in there. I'm like, it's not that dark normally. So I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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that dark normally. So I got my Polaroid out and I opened up the door and opening the door with the

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light outside, didn't breach the darkness at all. So I opened up the door and I take my little

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Polaroid camera out and I took a flash photo. Like, you know how you have to like crank the

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flash and do that. So I took a flash photo and I shit you not. I'm getting goosebumps telling this.

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Um, I shit you not. I took the photo with the flash on and it was a figure that was

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burned. It looked like it was, its face looked like it had flesh missing from burns,

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but it didn't have any features. It was a featureless face that was just burned skin

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in Jesus and it instantly flashed. Then it went away and I was like, whoa,

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it like it was like, holy shit. And I'm like, that's so fucking cool. And like then when I did that,

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the darkness faded and went back to normal and I turned around and I went, I looked at my girlfriend

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like, Hey, did you see that? And she's gone. She's fucking bolted, ran super. I'm like,

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so you saw the figure on the photo or in real life, in real life, I saw it. And then when I,

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when like, you know how Polaroids take like a minute to like, like, uh, develop. Uh, when I got,

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when it developed nothing, it was just a, it was just a dark hallway. It was, but it leads some

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credence to this story because I, uh, uh, I was there with my girlfriend. And then because I

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wanted to see what, like what she saw, I asked her what she saw because she ran away because of what

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she saw. And she goes, I saw a, a, a burned thing. It looked like it was burned. And I'm like,

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you saw exactly what I saw. And I'm like, I wanted to go in there and check it out. And you're like,

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and she's like, no, I don't, I don't want to do that.

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So, um, I was like, where are you going? She's fucking gone. She ran up to my car and I'm like,

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fuck man. So I went up and I, I, I comforted her saying that there's the spooky things aren't

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going to do anything to us, but it had a real spooky feeling until we got out of the woods there.

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Like, you know how you have to drive back through the woods to get out to the highway there?

435
00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:59,340
Uh, when I was driving through the woods there, it felt like something was like watching us from

436
00:33:59,340 --> 00:34:05,260
the tree line. Like it just kept on feeling like somebody was watching us. And once we finally got

437
00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:11,340
back onto the highway, nothing, it went away. We got out of the tree line. There was, it stopped

438
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:16,700
following us, but I don't think it's, I don't think that thing's based in the area. I think it's based

439
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:24,540
in the entire woods. Um, I think it might be extra terrestrial. Uh, no, that was, that had a different

440
00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:30,380
feeling than an extra terrestrial event. Maybe it was an extra terrestrial controlled by the CIA.

441
00:34:31,500 --> 00:34:39,420
Well, you heard it here. You heard it here first. But, um, it's, uh, that one was weird because the

442
00:34:39,420 --> 00:34:45,340
story of the place actually is that, um, the, the hotel there, it's not really a hotel. It's more

443
00:34:45,340 --> 00:34:50,940
like an inn. You can call it, but like the, the main like inn there, uh, it's shaped like a U now,

444
00:34:50,940 --> 00:34:56,220
but it used to be shaped like a T. Like it used to have like the main like foyer area and then it had

445
00:34:56,220 --> 00:35:02,620
a line of three floors. That's like the, the middle part. That middle part got burned down during a

446
00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:09,340
Boy Scout event and it was rebuilt into the U shape that it is now. But at that event, three kids died

447
00:35:09,340 --> 00:35:15,660
and burned to death. So was it the thing that, was the thing that I saw that was burnt? Was that one

448
00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:22,460
of the kids? I don't know. Was it, was it like head shaped or was it like adult? It was, um, it was

449
00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:30,460
shorter than I am. I'm 5'11". Um, I'd put it at like 5'6", 5'5", 7", around that area. So like,

450
00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:35,900
it's, it's reasonable size. Maybe a 12 year old could be that high, you know, like a taller 12

451
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:43,420
year old. Yeah. But like it was, it was, it was pooky because like when I was taking the picture,

452
00:35:43,420 --> 00:35:49,100
when I took the flash, it was like fucking inches from me. That, that was what was scary to me.

453
00:35:49,100 --> 00:35:53,980
Oh wow. It was like fucking inches from my face. That was really fucking scary. But like,

454
00:35:55,180 --> 00:35:59,020
I got a couple other stories about that place. You want to hear them, bro. I like when, um,

455
00:35:59,020 --> 00:36:04,620
when I'm ghost adventures, when they go into people's houses, like to help them with, uh,

456
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:10,220
super natural activity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And at the end, they're just like, they just investigate

457
00:36:10,220 --> 00:36:13,500
and they just freak out and do stupid stuff. And they're like, ah, we helped you.

458
00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:21,580
You just fucking, you just fucking put some words on the spirit box. You didn't get rid of the

459
00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:26,780
thing for the family. Also, if anything, I think they would just piss it off more, you know,

460
00:36:26,780 --> 00:36:35,820
bro. But I got another story about there and, um, me and my dad, uh, went up there a lot when I was

461
00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:40,460
younger. It's kind of like the area where me and him kind of like got away from it all. Like it was,

462
00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:45,980
it's a relaxing area when spooky stuff isn't happening, but me and him, we would go up to

463
00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:52,940
that gym and work out a lot. So it was, you know, midnight, 1am we were working out. We, we finished

464
00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:57,420
our, we finished our workout, cleaned up the machines, went home, but in the end there's a

465
00:36:57,420 --> 00:37:03,420
fourth floor actually. Um, and that fourth floor has a couple of windows, but that fourth floor is

466
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:08,940
off limits to even the staff. Only the owner can go up there. And this is, mind you, middle of fall.

467
00:37:08,940 --> 00:37:14,620
So there wasn't anybody there at this point, no cars there, nothing like that. Like if like somebody's

468
00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:19,900
up there, you know, somebody's up there. Um, it's one of those things where like you can see the cars

469
00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:25,100
at like the main main area, if there's like somebody there, but there was nobody there, anything like

470
00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:31,020
that. And we were driving past it and there's a light on the fourth floor, which there's never a

471
00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:36,300
light on the fourth floor ever. So we're like, that's fucking weird. So my dad kind of slowed down the

472
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:44,460
car and we like kind of looked up and then we saw a figure, human shape walk, look out the window

473
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:49,500
and then the light started to flicker behind it. Like it was, it was really like, but the light

474
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:55,900
wasn't like a light. It wasn't like, like a light bulb type light. It was like a orange like glow

475
00:37:55,900 --> 00:38:04,140
almost. It was, it was weird. And then we drove past when we were driving past the, uh, the figure

476
00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:11,980
darted, like it darted out of the window and then the light just went poof, black. So it's a place

477
00:38:11,980 --> 00:38:18,060
it's a place is really, really fucking interesting. There's a lot of places, uh, like that all over

478
00:38:18,780 --> 00:38:26,140
America and the world. Only American, only American, only in America. This is fucking America,

479
00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:32,300
but, um, it's a, it's really fucking cool. Um, there's a couple of stories like I had, um,

480
00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:38,860
I ride my bike to the cemetery by my house a lot, um, because it has like nice roads, um, and like

481
00:38:38,860 --> 00:38:42,220
there's not many cars there. So I don't really gotta worry about like a car hitting me or anything.

482
00:38:42,940 --> 00:38:48,620
And I wear my headphones like when I'm riding my bike through there. And, um, so I was riding

483
00:38:48,620 --> 00:38:53,260
my bike through it. Um, one of like, uh, this happens multiple times too. Like this isn't just

484
00:38:53,260 --> 00:38:58,060
like a one time thing. So it leads some credence to it, but like I'm riding my, I'm riding my bike

485
00:38:58,060 --> 00:39:08,060
to the cemetery and, um, through my headphones, I heard Tyler and I'm like, what? And I like took my

486
00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:13,660
headphone off and I'm kind of like, hello? Like I stopped my bike and like, is anybody calling me?

487
00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:17,500
Like, like, like I yelled it, like, so like, if anybody was around, they could hear me and they're

488
00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:23,340
like nothing. So I put my headphone back on, like go to riding about five minutes later, I hear,

489
00:39:24,700 --> 00:39:32,140
Hey Tyler. I'm like, I took my headphone off again. I'm like, anybody like, is anybody talking to me?

490
00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:40,300
Anything like that? Hello? And nothing. And then I was riding past a, uh, I was riding past like

491
00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:47,740
the pond that they have there and I took a break and, um, there's a little pond in the middle of

492
00:39:47,740 --> 00:39:53,180
the cemetery and there's some benches there. So I took a break. I put, I put my bike on my kickstand

493
00:39:53,180 --> 00:40:00,060
just kind of went there. I was taking a break and then the, this is going to sound fucking really

494
00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:09,740
stupid, but it looked like an arm reached out of the pond. Yo zombie. No, no, no. Like it was like,

495
00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:18,460
it was like see through, like I could see the hand come out of the pond and then it went back in

496
00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:24,700
and then it had ripples when it went back under the water and I'm like, I'm going to ride home.

497
00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:29,180
I'm, I'm, I'm good with this for right now. You think that was a ghost or schizophrenia?

498
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:38,220
But I don't know. I don't know. Like Kanye and the Jews.

499
00:40:41,340 --> 00:40:46,860
You and ponds don't do well. Me and Ponds don't do well. That was the only time I talked about a pond.

500
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:54,460
I'm just saying, man, just, just don't go near ponds. Okay. You think a ghost is going to drag

501
00:40:54,460 --> 00:41:00,220
me under? Yeah. You know, any, you know, any like scary stories, like fiction stories?

502
00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:04,860
There's a couple of fictional, there's a couple of fictional ones.

503
00:41:07,500 --> 00:41:14,140
I read this one all the time when I was a, when I was a little kid from scary stories to tell

504
00:41:14,140 --> 00:41:21,980
in the dark. You ever read that? Yeah, I have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, you just gotta, you just gotta,

505
00:41:22,860 --> 00:41:30,380
you just gotta go by what's in your head, man. Just make something up. Just make up a,

506
00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:32,620
make up a scary story.

507
00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:39,100
Tell me, tell me, tell me the one that you were, you were doing.

508
00:41:39,100 --> 00:41:46,220
Oh, so there's like, so there's, there's this little girl, right? And she goes to school and

509
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:51,980
she meets this little boy and they have a crush on each other. Okay. And she's always wearing this

510
00:41:51,980 --> 00:42:01,100
red scarf. And so they grow up and they fall in love and they start dating or whatever. And the

511
00:42:01,100 --> 00:42:06,220
girl never takes off her red scarf all the time. And he's like, I'm not going to do that. I'm just

512
00:42:06,220 --> 00:42:11,820
going to try to be a good friend to her. And then one day she's on her deathbed and she's like,

513
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:16,940
can you finally tell me why you can't take off the red scarf? And she's like, it's time to take it

514
00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:26,620
off. And she takes it off and her head falls off. Or something like that. Oh, fucking legend of

515
00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:29,420
sleepy Hollow, the headless horseman. That's a real one. I think that's a real one.

516
00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:36,380
Or something like that. Oh fucking legend of sleepy Hollow, the headless horseman. That's a really

517
00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:46,140
fucking cool story. You ever hear the legend about that? Like the full story of it. So let's say

518
00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:54,300
because we're from New York, it's a local legend. So the legend of sleepy Hollow, it's a story of

519
00:42:54,300 --> 00:43:04,460
a man named Ichabod Crane and his unfortunate run-in with the headless horseman. So the headless

520
00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:12,300
horseman. We got to go back in time even before Ichabod Crane. So in the sleepy town of sleepy

521
00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:20,780
Hollow, there was, during the Revolutionary War, there was a battle. And in this battle,

522
00:43:20,780 --> 00:43:26,780
the colonial forces were fighting against the Hessian soldiers that the British hired to help

523
00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:32,460
them fight in the war. So the Hessian soldiers were actually German soldiers. They were mercenaries

524
00:43:32,460 --> 00:43:39,100
that helped out the British. So these Hessian soldiers were surrounding a town. Actually,

525
00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:44,780
no, the Hessian soldiers were in the town and the revolutionaries were surrounding it. So

526
00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:51,340
they didn't know that the revolutionaries were surrounding the town. So they were at a bar.

527
00:43:51,900 --> 00:44:00,220
So there was one Hessian captain. He was sitting at the bar having a tall, tall

528
00:44:00,940 --> 00:44:07,580
stein of beer. Taste it, he said. This tastes like shit. This isn't my home country's beer.

529
00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:08,860
Tastes like Miller Lite.

530
00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:15,180
This tastes like garbage. He goes, waiter. The waiter comes over and he goes, do you have any

531
00:44:15,180 --> 00:44:21,020
fine German beer? And he goes, the fuck does this look like? We're in the colonies. We don't got

532
00:44:21,020 --> 00:44:26,860
any of this German beer. And he goes, then get me your best beer. So he goes out to the back and

533
00:44:26,860 --> 00:44:32,300
gets him a beer. The rest of the Hessian soldiers have gone home for the night and the revolutionaries

534
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:36,860
were actually sitting outside the bar listening to them. They're getting more and more beer.

535
00:44:36,860 --> 00:44:42,060
They're getting more and more angry the more they listen to him because he just keeps insulting

536
00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:50,780
the American way, the way that America is. He thinks it's disgusting. He hates it. So

537
00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:54,380
these revolutionaries are getting more and more angry.

538
00:44:55,660 --> 00:45:00,700
So the Hessian sitting at the bar, one of the revolutionaries go into the back of the bar

539
00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:06,380
and they tell the owner, kind of stay out. Like we're going to do something about this.

540
00:45:06,380 --> 00:45:13,420
So from behind the Hessian soldier, the soldiers walk into the bar.

541
00:45:15,260 --> 00:45:20,460
Now these soldiers are armed with a sword, one of the officer swords that they killed,

542
00:45:21,100 --> 00:45:28,300
a British officer to get. And the Hessian hears that and he turns around. When he turns around,

543
00:45:28,300 --> 00:45:33,100
he's immediately punched in the face by one of the American soldiers and his arms are pinned to his

544
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:42,700
sides. And he looks up at the American with the sword and he says, finally somebody can rid me

545
00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:52,860
of this awful beer. And he cuts off his head. Was that an overreaction? Maybe. So he goes,

546
00:45:52,860 --> 00:45:57,500
but he goes, before I do this, like he, before he cuts off his head, he goes, someone will finally

547
00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:03,260
rid me of this awful beer. But he goes, I warn you. He looks him dead in the eye, the man with the

548
00:46:03,260 --> 00:46:10,700
sword. And he goes, I warn you. I will haunt your, I will haunt your people for generations. If you

549
00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:17,740
do this. And the Americans like, yeah, fucking bullshit. He cuts off his head. Then leaves the

550
00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:27,420
Hessian soldier lying headless, takes his head as a trophy, goes back to his camp. He's laying there

551
00:46:27,420 --> 00:46:36,780
asleep as the Hessian's head throws it into the Hudson river. Headless, the Hessian still lays there.

552
00:46:38,620 --> 00:46:43,980
So he's sleeping one night. This is months later. They're still in sleepy hollow,

553
00:46:43,980 --> 00:46:49,980
defending it from the British soldiers. And he's on night watch, the American soldier.

554
00:46:51,740 --> 00:46:57,580
And in the distance, he hears the pattering of horses hooves.

555
00:46:59,340 --> 00:47:05,900
And he comes in and he's like, kind of, he's like, gets his rifle ready and points it to the direction.

556
00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:18,220
All of a sudden he sees a horse with glowing orange eyes. Yo, ride through the, ride through the woods.

557
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:23,340
And there's a man on the horse and the man on the horse is headless.

558
00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:30,300
It's the same Hessian soldier that he killed months before. Oh shit. He found out how to tame

559
00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:36,060
the horse. Yeah, man. It's a demon horse. Damn bro. How do you tame a horse in Minecraft?

560
00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:47,340
So the horseman starts galloping towards him, sword in hand, and he turns and he fires one

561
00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:55,260
shot. The horseman hits him dead center. No effect. Headless horseman rides over and cuts his head off

562
00:47:55,260 --> 00:48:02,460
and takes his head and puts it into his bag. Rides off into the night. American soldiers wake up

563
00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:11,820
and they find their friend headless without a head in sight. Damn bro. Fast forward 20,

564
00:48:11,820 --> 00:48:19,660
20 years. American revolution is long over. And a man named Ichabod Crane is living in sleepy hollow.

565
00:48:19,660 --> 00:48:24,940
He's hearing stories that a headless horseman is roaming the woods. He doesn't believe it.

566
00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:31,820
That's not what he is. He's a man of science. He's a scientist. So one night he's going back

567
00:48:31,820 --> 00:48:37,020
from the same bar that the Hessian soldier was beheading him and he starts walking,

568
00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:43,100
walking the street that he normally does. And he hears a pattering of horse hooves in the distance.

569
00:48:43,100 --> 00:48:49,900
Turns around and he sees in the distance glowing eyes of a horse. No shit bro. Yeah.

570
00:48:51,020 --> 00:48:58,140
And he sees the gleam of a sword. So the headless horseman starts chasing after him,

571
00:48:58,940 --> 00:49:05,500
galloping, gaining on him. So Ichabod Crane runs and he's running and he's running and running and

572
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:09,740
the horseman's catching up to him and he gets to the covered bridge of sleepy hollow and he

573
00:49:09,740 --> 00:49:16,300
crosses the covered bridge and the headless horseman stops at the bridge. Looks at him without a head.

574
00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:22,300
And his horses is kind of pattering back and forth behind the bridge.

575
00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:28,380
And he realizes that the horseman cannot leave the town of sleepy hollow because his spirit is

576
00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:36,540
attached to the city. Ichabod Crane goes to write the story of the headless horseman. So it'll be

577
00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:46,060
known and we have the legend of the headless horseman and they say on a cold October nights

578
00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:52,860
in the town of sleepy hollow New York, you can still hear the pattering of hooves in the woods.

579
00:49:52,860 --> 00:49:56,940
Damn bro. That was a good one. Yeah. Spooky bro.

580
00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:02,540
The legend of sleepy hollow.

581
00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:10,540
Now I've never been to sleepy hollow. I want to. I want to see I've been to Ichabod Crane

582
00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:14,300
school. I bet a good school to have a snow day in like July.

583
00:50:21,100 --> 00:50:28,460
Oh fuck me. All right, we got to do some just like we got to make up scary stories just on the spot.

584
00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:33,500
All right, you think you can do it. I can absolutely do it. Oh my God, it's gonna be so bad.

585
00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:59,100
All right, let's pause it for a second though. All right.

586
00:51:03,500 --> 00:51:16,380
Welcome back. We got Dan here again. It's not a two man podcast again.

587
00:51:18,220 --> 00:51:26,300
I got 45 minutes. God damn. We'll make the best of it. So welcome back, Dan. We love you. We miss

588
00:51:26,300 --> 00:51:34,860
you. God bless. We got some snowing salts again. I'm scared. Don't be. Yeah, I'm not doing that

589
00:51:34,860 --> 00:51:42,700
again. Don't be a pussy. Well, if you don't eat the pepper, you got to do the spelling salts, I guess.

590
00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:50,460
I don't eat peppers. Which is worse? The pepper. Okay. So there's a spot right here that you got

591
00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:56,540
to press and it's got a little thing. I'm terrified. And you just crack it with your fingers.

592
00:51:57,580 --> 00:52:02,220
It's crushed. It's crushed? Okay. It's going to be dyed red. Put it up through your nose and do that.

593
00:52:07,260 --> 00:52:15,900
Like this. Yeah. Let me see that shit. You're not doing that right. Is that fucking correct?

594
00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:20,300
Fuck. I've been exposed to a lot of chemicals. Oh my God.

595
00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:29,180
Yes. Smells like ammonia. It is ammonia. Yeah. That's ammonia. It doesn't do a damn thing for me.

596
00:52:29,180 --> 00:52:37,500
Really? Oh my God. I'm going to react to that. I do it honestly. Let me see. Fuck.

597
00:52:37,500 --> 00:52:42,540
It doesn't do anything to me. God damn. How many chemicals have you been exposed to my guy?

598
00:52:44,540 --> 00:52:48,540
Yeah, dude. It's fucking rough. Watch this. Jesus Christ.

599
00:52:51,420 --> 00:52:57,580
Doesn't do shit. Dude, nothing. You fucking kidding me? Bro. Well, where have you been

600
00:52:57,580 --> 00:53:01,740
exposed to chemicals? Huh? Where have you been exposed to chemicals? I'm working on cars.

601
00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:07,980
I mean, I worked on cars and shit too. I don't fucking have the immunity to fucking that. This

602
00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:12,780
might be diagnostic. I might want to tell my doctor about this because it honestly doesn't do

603
00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:17,260
anything to me because that shit kicks my fucking ass. That's what I use to fucking work out and

604
00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:20,700
fucking that's just supposed to wake you up. If you get knocked out, that's what the

605
00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:24,860
diagnostical fucking thing is. I think maybe I've had so much exposure to stimulants.

606
00:53:26,860 --> 00:53:30,300
You should eat the pepper and see what that does for you. No, that's what I'm talking about.

607
00:53:30,300 --> 00:53:35,100
What that does for you. No, that'll do something. I want you to witness this, right?

608
00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:46,060
This is... Nothing, dude. Watch, I'm going to breathe out as much as I can, right? I'll give

609
00:53:46,060 --> 00:53:50,060
you a fresh one. Let's see. Oh my God. And then I'm going to breathe in through my nose

610
00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:53,660
for an entire breath, right? You're superhuman.

611
00:53:53,660 --> 00:54:03,020
God damn. He did it. He did it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. He's the champion of

612
00:54:03,020 --> 00:54:09,260
ammonia. He's superhuman. Yeah, it just, it smells like ammonia. God damn. But that's really supposed

613
00:54:09,260 --> 00:54:18,140
to do something. Like, no, maybe, you know what? Maybe this one isn't that, maybe it's old or

614
00:54:18,140 --> 00:54:26,060
something. These might be expired. There's no part of me that like... Best used by 723.

615
00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:30,620
I wasn't trying to be a show off or anything either. It just... No, you're good. It honestly

616
00:54:30,620 --> 00:54:39,100
didn't do anything to me. All right, let me do a four yet for a second. Oh, oh, oh, my nose.

617
00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:42,940
You got to crack it fresh. All right, here's a fresh one. Give me a fresh one.

618
00:54:42,940 --> 00:54:54,300
All right. That's better. But it's still not good. It makes me want to go like that, like blow it out.

619
00:54:55,340 --> 00:54:56,220
Fuck. Fuck.

620
00:55:02,940 --> 00:55:08,620
Stop it. Seriously, Mothin? Oh, it's so bad. God damn, son. Nothing.

621
00:55:08,620 --> 00:55:15,980
Oh, holy shit. I hate that shit more than the ghost pepper. We got a superhuman on our podcast.

622
00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:20,460
You hate this more than the ghost pepper. No, actually, I don't. I'm going to see if I can use

623
00:55:20,460 --> 00:55:33,580
it as a weapon. Oh, God, I got, I got actually. Oh, no. That shit. That's gonna kill you.

624
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:42,540
Get that shit out of it. I got two in my nose to take that. That'll kill you bro. It's okay. I

625
00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:49,580
got a ghost pepper on here for science. Holy fuck. My nostril burns now, but Jesus Christ.

626
00:55:49,580 --> 00:55:55,580
Ah, oh man, that's a fucking superhuman another day. I dude, I don't know. Maybe I should talk

627
00:55:55,580 --> 00:56:00,540
to my doctor about that. Maybe you should, maybe you should, because that might be, you know,

628
00:56:00,540 --> 00:56:07,020
that might, that might say something. So, so you got some opinions on the Kanye situation, huh?

629
00:56:07,020 --> 00:56:11,660
Yeah, I better be careful what I say about it. But we, we quoted him. We quoted everything that

630
00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:20,620
he said recently. So, so basically he said that, that Jewish record label owners were making money

631
00:56:20,620 --> 00:56:25,820
off black people talking about killing themselves, killing each other. Yeah. Like in rap songs,

632
00:56:25,820 --> 00:56:32,540
which is true. That is true. What's anti-Semitic about that? Just because they're owned by Jewish

633
00:56:32,540 --> 00:56:39,180
people. Like we're talking about, we're talking about how the ADL is kind of backwards. The,

634
00:56:39,180 --> 00:56:46,860
what's that? Anti-defamation. Like, Oh yeah. It's like in this weird, like, I don't know.

635
00:56:48,380 --> 00:56:51,820
I'm going to, I'm going to stop. I'm not going to say you're going to get canceled.

636
00:56:51,820 --> 00:56:58,060
I mean, I get, I get my bank account shut down. Oh dude. Did you hear about that PayPal shit?

637
00:56:58,060 --> 00:57:03,020
Now what? So PayPal now, man, I'm getting a lot of pop. Um, PayPal,

638
00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:11,900
if you say anything that PayPal disagrees with and it can be proven, PayPal can, uh,

639
00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:19,340
fine you $2,500 per violation. Yeah. Here. Look at, look, look it up right now. I'll say anything

640
00:57:19,340 --> 00:57:27,820
on where, uh, let me see PayPal PayPal online. They're to choose. They're taking this private

641
00:57:27,820 --> 00:57:34,060
fine corporation thing way too far saying, well, we're not the government, so it doesn't matter

642
00:57:34,060 --> 00:57:39,980
that we're, you know, impinging a free speech. Um, bro, freedom speech is fucking dead. Let's

643
00:57:39,980 --> 00:57:45,820
just get rid of the first amendment. Why don't we PayPal quietly reintroduces two thousand five

644
00:57:45,820 --> 00:57:51,740
hundred misfit information. They're saying that they didn't, but they quietly did reinstate it.

645
00:57:51,740 --> 00:57:58,780
So basically anything that is labeled as hate quote unquote or misinformation quote. So basically

646
00:57:58,780 --> 00:58:03,740
this entire podcast fucking fine two thousand five hundred dollars. Good thing I don't keep money

647
00:58:03,740 --> 00:58:08,220
in PayPal. I don't either. Um, I don't, I don't know if they can take it out of your bank account,

648
00:58:08,220 --> 00:58:12,380
but I know they can take it out of your PayPal man. That's even more of a reason not to use it.

649
00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:18,940
Yeah, make any started quick trivia. Who started PayPal? It's a no, not Jeff Bezos. It was, uh,

650
00:58:20,060 --> 00:58:25,100
Elon Musk, Elon Musk. Oh my God, I was just no, he actually did. Yeah, that's where he made his

651
00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:31,420
first monies. Yeah, that's uh, that's how he bought his first mclaren F one. Can we get still

652
00:58:31,420 --> 00:58:39,180
own it? No, he sold it. Oh yeah, that's a good, good, good, uh, good car mclaren. Yeah, yeah,

653
00:58:39,180 --> 00:58:45,900
those are favorite. But, uh, yeah, you can actually get fucking find for saying things that are

654
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:51,820
considered misinformation by PayPal and it's up to PayPal what's misinformation and what's not.

655
00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:59,100
That's so fucked up. So it's basically there. I feel like that could kill PayPal. Oh yeah. I mean,

656
00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:08,220
I wonder if that, where'd you see that article? Um, Tim cast IRL, but it's a, it's a, um, moderate,

657
00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:14,780
uh, podcast. It's actually pretty good. I'd recommend Tim cast IRL. Um, this is, this is

658
00:59:14,780 --> 00:59:20,300
blowing my mind. What the PayPal shit? No, the freedom of speech thing. Oh, absolutely. Oh my

659
00:59:20,300 --> 00:59:26,220
God coming down. You think about North Korea and be like, oh, over there they got propaganda and

660
00:59:26,220 --> 00:59:30,780
they can't say shit and they can only watch. They can only watch TV. That's propaganda and shit like

661
00:59:30,780 --> 00:59:35,900
that. You can't say anything against the government. That's what America is becoming like day by day

662
00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:43,980
day. Stable diffusion AI has mastered the female form dude. So fucked is that mean stable diffusion

663
00:59:43,980 --> 00:59:49,180
is the stuff we were playing with. Look at, look at that. Look at that photo that it used for that

664
00:59:49,180 --> 00:59:55,740
article. What? Oh damn. She's thick as fuck though. Those are some fun bags. Let's say, let's look

665
00:59:55,740 --> 01:00:00,300
at the fuck is that I'm going to look into this cause that looks like the AI art stable.

666
01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:07,980
Diffusion is the thing that we were using the AI generator. That's pretty nice. God bless America.

667
01:00:07,980 --> 01:00:15,340
God damn. Yeah. It's the, it's the AI generated art. Yeah. So it's stable. How does that work?

668
01:00:15,340 --> 01:00:19,980
I don't understand. I don't know, but it's pretty hot. So basically what it does is it takes,

669
01:00:20,860 --> 01:00:26,460
it takes, you type something in a term and then it takes the photos that it finds connected to that

670
01:00:26,460 --> 01:00:33,340
term and based on all the photos it's seen, it draws its own picture based on that information.

671
01:00:34,060 --> 01:00:36,060
So apparently it's watched a lot of hentai.

672
01:00:41,420 --> 01:00:45,020
Let me pull up my AI generated thing here and just type in woman.

673
01:00:46,140 --> 01:00:53,020
Let me see it again. There's more of them scroll down. Like you can scroll down and see more.

674
01:00:53,020 --> 01:00:56,380
Yeah. AI knows what's up. Oh God damn it does.

675
01:00:58,460 --> 01:01:05,420
That's fucking cool. It's pretty goddamn cool. If I do say so myself robots can make art. Now

676
01:01:05,660 --> 01:01:13,340
this is, this is crazy woman. We are robots can make porn now. That's pretty fucking sick. We

677
01:01:13,340 --> 01:01:19,820
can make robots can make porn and we can make porn robots and robots actually make porn robots.

678
01:01:19,820 --> 01:01:29,900
So robots are as this isn't as hot. What the fuck? This isn't as hot. Who is it? It's just a woman.

679
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:37,100
Oh my God. But I love how I think Kanye or something. Let's explain this. Hold on. First,

680
01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:41,100
I got to see all these pictures. I'm not done with this. So one thing at a time,

681
01:01:44,060 --> 01:01:48,380
you never see they're all thick though. I've never seen. They really are there. They got a sickness

682
01:01:48,380 --> 01:01:52,540
for the thickness. I've never seen an Asian girl with tits like that. Oh my God. I have.

683
01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:58,140
We're getting canceled. Oh my God. I did. I did a day Asian girl with tits like that.

684
01:01:58,140 --> 01:02:02,860
Damn. Now this you put in this picture. Oh man. I think your phone's going to be unlocked.

685
01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:08,620
I'm not going to give you my passcode. Give it over the podcast.

686
01:02:08,620 --> 01:02:21,580
So this is a picture of a woman, another woman coming out of her head and she looks angry.

687
01:02:21,580 --> 01:02:24,380
I can screenshot it. We can make it the episode title.

688
01:02:26,060 --> 01:02:28,860
It's that face a woman gives you when you didn't do the dishes.

689
01:02:29,820 --> 01:02:34,060
The one coming out of the top of her head and then the one on the bottom just looks like a

690
01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:40,780
pure state of confusion. Her eyes are going off in different directions, but see this. This is

691
01:02:41,340 --> 01:02:47,980
this AI is basing this picture off pictures of women that it's seen. So what the fuck pictures

692
01:02:47,980 --> 01:02:58,220
of women has that scene? She type in like Kanye West so I can make something that like goes with

693
01:02:58,220 --> 01:03:04,620
the theme of the episode. I'm going to save that one. We're not out here trying to bash with.

694
01:03:07,260 --> 01:03:15,900
Feminazi. We talked about Nazis last week. Oh, kind of almost. Almost.

695
01:03:17,820 --> 01:03:20,140
Fuck did you type in? Just I typed in woman.

696
01:03:20,140 --> 01:03:28,140
And I'm going to type in Kanye West. He was Kanye best dude. This is just a side note.

697
01:03:28,140 --> 01:03:32,060
This sticker is fucking awesome. Don't tread on memes. Oh yeah, that's a good one. It's got a

698
01:03:32,060 --> 01:03:40,220
little Pepe the frog. Yeah. Where did you get that? I think I got it on red bubble or Amazon.

699
01:03:42,060 --> 01:03:46,700
I want to get a flag of that. It's a good one. You can get flags of that. Don't tread on memes.

700
01:03:46,700 --> 01:03:54,860
That's pretty fucking sick. That looks like him. Oh, easy. Well, that is him. That is an actual

701
01:03:54,860 --> 01:04:01,740
picture of him. What's with the double head? You know what it might be? I bet that some of the

702
01:04:01,740 --> 01:04:09,820
pictures that the AICs is collages. Oh yeah. Four pictures. So it assumes that one's coming out of

703
01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:20,300
the other. I'm going to do Kanye West Jewish and see what comes up. Why don't you throw nude in

704
01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:35,020
there? I could do nude Kanye West and Jewish that you do Jewish Kanye West. It's just two of them

705
01:04:35,020 --> 01:04:46,140
and then it's just him in a suit. I'll do Kanye West nude and see what comes up. Oh man. I don't

706
01:04:46,140 --> 01:04:53,180
know if you want to do that. Let's see. Kanye, he's under full attack. I want to see Kanye's penis

707
01:04:53,180 --> 01:05:00,700
and this. They're trying to take him down. Just like Alex Jones. That's a woman. Him and Alex Jones

708
01:05:00,700 --> 01:05:07,180
should get together. What the fuck is going on? Kanye. That's a real fucked up looking parrot

709
01:05:07,180 --> 01:05:16,620
idiot. Is that Kanye? I typed in Kanye nude. That is a large. Well, I'll let you be the judge of

710
01:05:16,620 --> 01:05:21,580
that. That seems rather large. Is that a dick? It looks like she's holding up a dick. I don't know.

711
01:05:21,580 --> 01:05:32,940
It looks like a hermaphrodite. A he she. Oh my God. Apparently Kanye West is a woman with ugly,

712
01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:43,980
ugly, ugly. Very large clitoris. Clitoris. What's another thing that we could type in Kanye being?

713
01:05:43,980 --> 01:05:53,820
Kanye West devil. We could type in Kanye Kanye West devil. We'll see what comes up with that.

714
01:05:53,820 --> 01:06:00,780
We could do devil and angle. Kanye West is my devil and my angle. We should have a collage of

715
01:06:00,780 --> 01:06:09,100
these. Oh, that's fucking spooky. We should have a site. Uh, well we got our podcast site.

716
01:06:09,100 --> 01:06:15,740
Do we? The Facebook page? Uh, no, it's just like the, the it's called RSS.com. That's kind of,

717
01:06:15,740 --> 01:06:23,740
that's kind of got spooky. RSS.com. Yes. It's like a podcast hosting site. Oh yeah. I mean,

718
01:06:23,740 --> 01:06:29,020
that's not cool. Let's do Kanye West angel because the devil one really didn't give me much.

719
01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:38,780
Um, can we get, oh wow. That's like a biblically accurate angel.

720
01:06:42,300 --> 01:06:43,580
What the fuck's going on there?

721
01:06:45,500 --> 01:06:50,460
Let me say like a pair of that. Also, that is what it's supposed to be.

722
01:06:50,460 --> 01:07:01,020
What is happening? I know. Um, what's another AI thing that we could look up?

723
01:07:02,620 --> 01:07:09,580
Um, we were talking about the headless horseman. Yeah. Oh, no, that were not that he's here.

724
01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:17,100
We could do the thing. Um, we're talking about scary stories. Um, like, like fictional made up

725
01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:22,060
stories and we were going to try to make up. You just have to make up a scary story on the spot.

726
01:07:22,620 --> 01:07:29,660
A scary story. Yeah. Um, all right. Like you just have to make it up as you go along. Okay. So

727
01:07:30,620 --> 01:07:35,260
you meet a girl, you get her pregnant. Hold up. There you go.

728
01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:45,980
You meet a girl that you only kind of like, you end up getting her pregnant. Oh shit.

729
01:07:46,940 --> 01:07:52,140
Her family hates you. Her father tells you to run. She's going to be just like her mother.

730
01:07:55,820 --> 01:07:58,060
You end up getting a house, having a mortgage.

731
01:07:58,060 --> 01:08:03,580
She's got 200 grand a student debt. She's a bit homely.

732
01:08:15,020 --> 01:08:17,020
I saw this thing yesterday.

733
01:08:19,500 --> 01:08:21,500
Oh, fuck.

734
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:29,740
I'm going to go to the world that's Mary at Mary above your means. She's terrifying. That's how life ends up.

735
01:08:29,740 --> 01:08:36,380
Find a girl that has a rich, um, that is that won the lottery. Doesn't matter how old she is,

736
01:08:37,980 --> 01:08:43,500
marry that woman and give her anything that she wants. Cause you're getting that fucking cash.

737
01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:50,940
I saw this, this funny thing. This Halloween decorations and they show,

738
01:08:51,500 --> 01:08:56,460
it's like the scariest Halloween decorations. Is it a mortgage payments? It's mortgage student loans,

739
01:08:58,060 --> 01:09:06,220
marriage, commitment. All right. Taxes in laws. Let me make up a spooky story. Yeah. Let's.

740
01:09:06,220 --> 01:09:17,020
All right. Let's do it. So, um, let's choose a random Lake Lake Loch Ness.

741
01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:22,540
No, that's too easy. Lake desolation. That's one around here. That's a cool name too. Lake desolation.

742
01:09:22,540 --> 01:09:28,380
So you, your significant other go on a wonderful date out to Lake desolation.

743
01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:35,020
You're wondering why it was called Lake desolation, but you know, you're hanging out with your girl.

744
01:09:35,020 --> 01:09:42,460
Doesn't matter. Um, it's a bit nippy out. It's about, you know, I'd put it in a cool 50 degrees.

745
01:09:42,460 --> 01:09:49,420
It's a fall time. There's a leaves are a changing and, uh, you go out nice date with your girl.

746
01:09:49,420 --> 01:09:54,780
All right. You go off for a weekend at Lake desolation. Little do you know, you're going to

747
01:09:54,780 --> 01:10:03,500
find out why it's called Lake desolation. You set up camp, you're having a nice time with your girl.

748
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:07,980
You throw back a bottle of whiskey. You're having a good, nice time. It's getting dark out.

749
01:10:09,020 --> 01:10:12,620
What time would you say it is? About seven o'clock at night. It's starting to get a little,

750
01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:19,260
little dark out. It's fall time. In the distance, you hear some whispering.

751
01:10:20,140 --> 01:10:29,340
Would you say, Hey, it's stupid. I'm just hearing things, you know, it's a desolate Lake, Lake desolation.

752
01:10:29,340 --> 01:10:35,420
Um, that nobody else is around. So you're just like, you know what? I think I just heard something.

753
01:10:35,420 --> 01:10:41,580
So your significant other, your lady, your best girl goes back to bed. She goes into the tent.

754
01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:45,660
She's like, Hey, I'm going to go back to my tent. And I'm like, okay, I'm going to stay out a little bit.

755
01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:55,580
Sit next to the fire. So I'm hanging out by the fire across the lake. I see a light, short, short light.

756
01:10:55,580 --> 01:11:08,060
I'm like, okay, weird. And then some footsteps. You're like, that's weird.

757
01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:14,300
And in the tree line, you see a man. He's holding a hatchet.

758
01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:21,900
And this man does not look like a friendly sort. He looks like the sort that would cut your balls

759
01:11:21,900 --> 01:11:30,140
off and staple them to your forehead. So you're like, Hey buddy, what's you're doing out there in the woods?

760
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:31,660
And he goes,

761
01:11:38,620 --> 01:11:44,220
And I'm like, that's not a noise a person should make. That was pretty good. And I'm like, Hey,

762
01:11:44,220 --> 01:11:52,460
you're not a person. And he goes, and he runs at me and cuts my dick off.

763
01:11:58,460 --> 01:12:02,380
You're going to be desolated with no penis.

764
01:12:02,380 --> 01:12:06,380
Does this get you out of pan for dinner for this broad?

765
01:12:06,380 --> 01:12:15,180
She's never going to talk to you again. You're desolate now. Lake desolation. I don't fucking know.

766
01:12:16,860 --> 01:12:21,980
Keep it going. I'll tell a real story. Good. We need some real stories.

767
01:12:25,900 --> 01:12:33,820
So there's this place, not far from my house. It's a sanctuary.

768
01:12:33,820 --> 01:12:40,060
And there's waterfalls close to the sanctuary. It's like a little pool, a little pond. And there's

769
01:12:40,060 --> 01:12:45,740
like a little plaque and this guy like dedicated it to his wife. But a little further down,

770
01:12:45,740 --> 01:12:55,980
this is like on a river stream, there's waterfalls. And the story goes that there was a girl

771
01:12:55,980 --> 01:13:03,340
that was mutilated and raped and dismembered and then thrown off the waterfalls.

772
01:13:04,060 --> 01:13:06,140
Wow. So in what order?

773
01:13:07,020 --> 01:13:11,020
Let's see. What would be, what would make more sense?

774
01:13:11,740 --> 01:13:15,340
I think definitely throw it off the waterfall first and then raped.

775
01:13:15,340 --> 01:13:22,140
Well, hold on, hold on. See, this tells you how sick this individual was. Did they rape her,

776
01:13:22,140 --> 01:13:28,700
dismember her and then throw her off? Or did they throw her off, dismember her, then dismember her,

777
01:13:28,700 --> 01:13:35,020
or dismember her, throw her off, or go down and rape her? Or did they dismember her and then rape

778
01:13:35,020 --> 01:13:39,660
her? Or did I already say that? I'm getting confused. Whatever. I don't know. The order

779
01:13:39,660 --> 01:13:44,460
makes a difference. Definitely the level of psychopathy. But nobody's eating her. So that's

780
01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:53,020
good. So anyway, my friend and his girlfriend were by this little, were by this little pool,

781
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:58,060
this little pond before the waterfalls. And now this is on his property, these waterfalls.

782
01:13:58,060 --> 01:14:01,500
Really? Yeah. But that would be an unfortunate turn of events.

783
01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:04,620
Well, they're beautiful waterfalls. What a dark story.

784
01:14:04,620 --> 01:14:09,820
Yeah. But the sanctuary is not. It's just off his property. So him and his girlfriend

785
01:14:09,820 --> 01:14:14,860
were walking by the sanctuary. It was about dusk, you know, when things are like just getting dark

786
01:14:14,860 --> 01:14:23,900
enough that you can't really make them out. So he said that he looked ahead and he saw this small

787
01:14:25,100 --> 01:14:31,340
white figure that looked as the only thing he could compare it to was like Gollum, the Lord of the

788
01:14:31,340 --> 01:14:41,500
Rings. Sitting by the sanctuary, squatting, right? And just staring. And his girlfriend noticed it

789
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:49,820
too. And she said, what is that? And he cut off his penis. He stepped on a branch or something

790
01:14:49,820 --> 01:14:55,900
that got this thing's attention. And he said it turned its head and looked at it. And he said,

791
01:14:55,900 --> 01:15:01,820
or something that got this thing's attention. And he said it turned its head and looked at him

792
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:09,740
like it already knew he was there. That's fucked up. Not even surprised. So him and his girlfriend

793
01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:16,300
jet back to his house, which is probably an eighth of a mile. Okay. And so they run back into the

794
01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:24,540
house and there he had a, what, do you remember the movie Beethoven? Yeah, with the big dog. He

795
01:15:24,540 --> 01:15:29,740
was like a bull mastiff or something like that. I thought he was a St. Bernard. St. Bernard. Yep.

796
01:15:29,740 --> 01:15:36,140
So he had one of those dogs. Oh, big boy. 200 pounds. Oh yeah. The thing ran out into the woods

797
01:15:36,140 --> 01:15:41,900
after something, right? As soon as they got home, ran into the woods and they hear this blood

798
01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:50,540
curdling scream. Like from a dog or from a thing? From a thing. Right? This 200 pound St. Bernard.

799
01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:56,700
Ripped it apart. Comes back to the house with its tail in between its legs and the hair up on the

800
01:15:56,700 --> 01:16:03,420
back of its neck. No shit. Yes. Did you ever, there's the story over. No, that's pretty much it. And

801
01:16:03,420 --> 01:16:08,620
then he's, he's heard these screams. The family has heard them and not like, you know, I'm getting

802
01:16:08,620 --> 01:16:14,220
goosebumps. That's fucking scary. Not like a Fox, like sometimes a Fox can sound like a screaming

803
01:16:14,220 --> 01:16:19,980
woman. So the Cougars and like mountain lions and stuff. This kid is from the woods, man. So he knows.

804
01:16:19,980 --> 01:16:25,180
He knows the woods and him and his sister, you got to keep the music going. No, it's just

805
01:16:27,180 --> 01:16:30,300
him and his sister have always said that those woods, they always had a feeling that they were

806
01:16:30,300 --> 01:16:37,740
being watched. They've lived there their entire lives. There's always that feeling. So I would go

807
01:16:37,740 --> 01:16:43,340
over to his house and have to walk to my car. And after he told me that you freaked out, I always

808
01:16:43,340 --> 01:16:51,020
ran to my car and I would be so freaked out, dude. Like he had no problem with it, but I just,

809
01:16:51,660 --> 01:16:57,740
you fucked that dude. After he told me that because it's so, this area is so like off the beaten path.

810
01:16:58,220 --> 01:17:02,780
And then it's just like, it's has its own feeling to it. You're in somebody else's territory is what

811
01:17:02,780 --> 01:17:07,180
it feels like. Oh, I know exactly the feeling. I know that. So have you ever heard the story of the

812
01:17:07,180 --> 01:17:15,020
rake? So the rake is actually supposed to be like an urban legend around here. And that sounds really

813
01:17:15,020 --> 01:17:22,780
similar to a rake story. The rake is a humanoid figure that is like pale, pale white. It's about

814
01:17:22,780 --> 01:17:28,860
four feet tall and it's hunched over. It's hunched over and its legs are always like in a crouched

815
01:17:28,860 --> 01:17:35,980
position and has really long nails that are like razor blades. And he has like a pale face. And

816
01:17:35,980 --> 01:17:41,660
like he stalks people and that's the sound that he makes a human, like a screaming sound. Oh shit.

817
01:17:41,660 --> 01:17:45,900
But the story about the rake is that the rake can actually haunt a specific family.

818
01:17:47,340 --> 01:17:55,100
And the rake normally finds a specific area to hang out in. So the rake is a supernatural being

819
01:17:55,100 --> 01:18:02,380
that's really, really fucked up. It goes after children especially. But the story of the rake,

820
01:18:02,380 --> 01:18:09,340
what really freaked me out is that with that a lot of people have seen like a similar thing

821
01:18:09,900 --> 01:18:15,180
and then later in the week or later that night they see it in their room when they're sleeping

822
01:18:15,180 --> 01:18:19,980
at night. It's just sitting at the edge of their bed. Holy shit. Which I'm like that's fucking,

823
01:18:19,980 --> 01:18:29,260
that's crazy. But if you, apparently it's like supernaturally like fast. So no matter what you

824
01:18:29,260 --> 01:18:33,820
do you can't hit it. I'll pull up a picture of the rake actually. And it kind of like... That is like

825
01:18:33,820 --> 01:18:37,180
exactly what he described. And the funny thing is... I'll show you a picture of it and you'll be like

826
01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:44,620
that's exactly what he described. He's, so he lives in this old house that used to be a mill.

827
01:18:45,420 --> 01:18:50,220
And you can still see the big wood beams that like run across the ceiling. Like you can see

828
01:18:50,220 --> 01:18:56,220
like where the mill was. That's like what he described. Isn't that funny? Like that's...

829
01:18:56,220 --> 01:19:01,660
Yes. I, dude, I really think that all urban legends have a slice of truth in them. Oh they have to.

830
01:19:01,660 --> 01:19:06,780
I don't think, I don't think that's an urban legend. This kid, he just, he wouldn't lie about it.

831
01:19:07,340 --> 01:19:11,900
He doesn't have a reason to. And the other thing is, is like he's not afraid. Like he's the most

832
01:19:11,900 --> 01:19:18,380
fearless person I know. And he's like, man, that was really freaky. Did he say his eyes were glowing

833
01:19:18,380 --> 01:19:24,380
or anything like that? No. But he said the thing that he thought it was closest to that he seemed

834
01:19:24,380 --> 01:19:30,940
described as a fallen angel. Really? That's what he thought it was. And so he was telling me about

835
01:19:30,940 --> 01:19:36,940
this and he's like, I can call my ex-girlfriend right now. She's the one that was with me,

836
01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:42,700
with me and she'll tell you. So he called her and she's like, oh my God. Yeah. What was that? Dude,

837
01:19:42,700 --> 01:19:48,140
there is a artist's rendition of it on the, on the edge of your bed. Oh my God. Man, he's got some

838
01:19:48,140 --> 01:19:56,300
cake. He does. He's got a little booty. Oh my God. Fuck that. So, but the thing is this kid has also

839
01:19:56,860 --> 01:20:03,020
told me stories. He's described things in his room, like not, not like that. Fuck dude, you're

840
01:20:03,020 --> 01:20:09,180
giving me fucking goosebumps. He said he's basically like, he's known that there's like another entity

841
01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:15,180
there, you know, besides that one, like a dark figure in the corner kind of thing. And I'm nodding

842
01:20:15,180 --> 01:20:22,060
my head for audio listeners. He basically said that you just, you know, he just, you make peace

843
01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:27,100
with these spirits and don't try and like. Fuck with them. Fuck with them. Yeah. That's my problem

844
01:20:27,100 --> 01:20:32,940
is I always try to provoke shit. That's, that's my issue. But like the interesting part about that

845
01:20:32,940 --> 01:20:39,340
story is that I don't think he ever heard of the rake or anything like that. Like, I'd be really

846
01:20:39,340 --> 01:20:43,260
interested if I sent you a picture, if you could send that to him and see if that was kind of what

847
01:20:43,260 --> 01:20:48,940
he was describing. Because that'd be really interesting if it was that, because the rake

848
01:20:48,940 --> 01:20:53,180
story is supposed to take place in upstate New York. That's like where it actually takes place.

849
01:20:53,180 --> 01:20:57,100
Like, cause like when I was younger, I always wanted to learn like the urban legend stories

850
01:20:57,100 --> 01:21:03,420
around here. And the rake was one that I kept on finding over and over again. But one of the last

851
01:21:03,420 --> 01:21:08,780
rake sightings was like in the 1990s, but there's been like scattered stories of seeing the rake,

852
01:21:08,780 --> 01:21:13,980
like, you know, 2000s, 2010s like types thing. And I think that your friend might've been one

853
01:21:13,980 --> 01:21:21,100
of those stories now. Yeah. I mean, uh, that looks kind of like Gollum, Gollum-ish. Yeah. He said it

854
01:21:21,100 --> 01:21:26,940
was pale white. Yep. And, uh, it was small, right? Right. Isn't that the thing? That's, that's,

855
01:21:26,940 --> 01:21:32,940
that's exactly what it is. Yeah. The rake is a interesting figure because I think it turned

856
01:21:32,940 --> 01:21:37,820
into an internet creepy pasta, but there was like actual like stories about that from like the past

857
01:21:37,820 --> 01:21:41,740
like type thing. And I think that they kind of like morphed the stories into like a creepy pasta

858
01:21:41,740 --> 01:21:46,700
thing. But I think that because of the stories, I'm like, that might be the same thing. That's

859
01:21:46,700 --> 01:21:50,940
kind of like based off of like, I think the stories are a little bit like hyperbolic,

860
01:21:50,940 --> 01:21:55,820
but I think that it's based off of something because like, I think a lot of things are based

861
01:21:55,820 --> 01:22:02,700
off of something. Yeah. Um, but I've seen weird shit out, like anybody who's been in the woods for

862
01:22:02,700 --> 01:22:09,180
a significant amount of time, you're not the apex predator out there. You never are. You are,

863
01:22:10,540 --> 01:22:15,020
you are at the mercy of whatever the fuck is in the woods. Now, isn't it strange that like,

864
01:22:16,300 --> 01:22:22,220
see like an animal attack is a scary thing. Yeah. But it's a different scary than the stuff we're

865
01:22:22,220 --> 01:22:27,820
talking about right now. There is, I can tell you a story because I go camping in the woods a lot.

866
01:22:27,820 --> 01:22:34,780
And I was camping on, I forgot which mountain it was, but it's one of like those two day hikes

867
01:22:34,780 --> 01:22:38,540
where you have to like stay overnight and then you go up and finish the hike. And then on the way

868
01:22:38,540 --> 01:22:44,300
back, you stay overnight and then you can, you can go back. But the one night when I was going up

869
01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:49,900
the mountain, I didn't go back up the mountain. I went down because of this. So I was camping,

870
01:22:49,900 --> 01:22:55,420
I was around my fire. It was just me, I think at this point. And that's one thing that I learned

871
01:22:55,420 --> 01:23:01,660
never to do is don't go camping by yourself in the woods. Like never do that. So I carry a whip

872
01:23:02,220 --> 01:23:08,220
and a bowie knife. That's like my, my standard like weapons that I carry when I'm, when I'm hiking,

873
01:23:08,220 --> 01:23:12,140
because I haven't been able to get my concealed carry yet because you know, Albany County is a

874
01:23:12,140 --> 01:23:20,940
fucking nightmare. But so I was up there and I was just hanging out my fire. I didn't see anybody

875
01:23:20,940 --> 01:23:26,220
else on the trail. So I'm like, I'm pretty sure I'm alone. So I set up my tent, my fire, and I'm

876
01:23:26,220 --> 01:23:32,700
sitting there and in the woods, there was this fucking thing and it fucking scared me. Cause like

877
01:23:32,700 --> 01:23:38,220
I was sitting out there and like, you know how like some animals have like a luminescent eyes,

878
01:23:38,220 --> 01:23:44,300
like when you look at them, this wasn't that this was like glowing. Like I could see two like glowing

879
01:23:44,300 --> 01:23:48,700
yellow eyes out in the woods. Like, and like, it wasn't like reflecting off the fire or anything.

880
01:23:48,700 --> 01:23:54,860
Like it had like its own light source, like behind its fucking eyes. So I'm sitting there and like,

881
01:23:54,860 --> 01:23:59,980
I just kept hearing movement and I'm like, I'm the only one out here. And I'm like, I'm like,

882
01:23:59,980 --> 01:24:06,460
I'm hoping it's not a bear or something. I'm like, fuck dude, this, this, this sucks. So I'm like,

883
01:24:06,460 --> 01:24:10,860
I look out there and then I see the two glowing eyes kind of peek out from behind the tree.

884
01:24:10,860 --> 01:24:17,820
Looks short. I'd say around like four foot, like height wise, but there was like something like,

885
01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:22,140
when you know, like when you're around something like a powerful animal or like a powerful person,

886
01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:27,660
they give off like a fucking vibe. The vibe that was given off of this thing is fucking like,

887
01:24:27,660 --> 01:24:34,060
it's, it's a powerful thing, even if it's small. So I'm like looking at it and it's looking

888
01:24:34,060 --> 01:24:39,740
right at me and I can like, we're locking eyes and I'm like, I know this thing can see me and I think

889
01:24:39,740 --> 01:24:48,060
it knows that I can see it. So we're like staring each other down and I pull my whip off my, my

890
01:24:48,060 --> 01:24:53,020
little whip holster and I crack it because like, I'm like, if it's an animal, a lot of times we

891
01:24:53,020 --> 01:25:00,220
crack a whip, it like scatters off. When I cracked the whip, it stood up. It was about six feet tall

892
01:25:00,220 --> 01:25:07,900
now and I'm like, fuck. So I pull my, my Bowie knife out of my, my holster on my, my left side

893
01:25:07,900 --> 01:25:13,020
and I had my whip in the right and I'm like, I don't want to fight a demon right now. So I'm like,

894
01:25:13,820 --> 01:25:21,580
okay. And I kind of get close to my fire and I, I cracked my whip again and it kind of like

895
01:25:21,580 --> 01:25:27,820
moves around. Like it's kind of like lumbering and I'm like, so I'm staring at this thing and

896
01:25:27,820 --> 01:25:38,140
I just hear fucking guttural like scream and I'm like, fuck me. No, it was, it was like a higher

897
01:25:38,140 --> 01:25:45,740
pitch. It was more like a, yeah, it was more like a, I'll try to do my best to make it, but it's, it

898
01:25:45,740 --> 01:25:51,500
was literally like getting goosebumps talking about it. It's a, it was like a, it was like a,

899
01:25:51,500 --> 01:25:57,660
it's, but I'm like, well, it was more like suicide. Silence or cannibal corpse suicide,

900
01:25:57,660 --> 01:26:01,660
silence. Oh yeah, yeah.

901
01:26:03,340 --> 01:26:09,980
But but I was like, fuck dude, so I I'm like sitting there and then I, I you know, crack it

902
01:26:09,980 --> 01:26:17,740
again because I'm like, and I started to cracking it and I'm like, there it is. I You went. I drives

903
01:26:17,740 --> 01:26:23,780
And then I crack it again, and I start cracking it multiple times, being like, alright, if

904
01:26:23,780 --> 01:26:26,500
I'm gonna go, we're gonna fucking go type shit.

905
01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:31,780
And I'm getting ready, I'm fucking cracking it, I'm spinning my knife around, I'm like,

906
01:26:31,780 --> 01:26:33,380
alright, fucking come at me.

907
01:26:33,380 --> 01:26:36,460
And I'm like, you come in my fucking, and I start screaming at it, I'm like, you come

908
01:26:36,460 --> 01:26:38,820
in my fucking turf, you're gonna get fucked up.

909
01:26:38,820 --> 01:26:42,140
I'm like, I don't care if I die, I'm like, but you're gonna get fucked up.

910
01:26:42,140 --> 01:26:45,380
And I fucking kept cracking the whip, and fucking cracking it.

911
01:26:45,380 --> 01:26:50,060
And it's like, and I think it kind of was like, sizing me up type thing.

912
01:26:50,060 --> 01:26:52,900
And it was like, and I just see its head turn.

913
01:26:52,900 --> 01:26:58,260
And it just walks off.

914
01:26:58,260 --> 01:27:03,460
I shit you not, I kept that fire roaring all night, and I did not sleep for the rest of

915
01:27:03,460 --> 01:27:04,460
that fucking night.

916
01:27:04,460 --> 01:27:10,820
As soon as day broke, I went back down the trail.

917
01:27:10,820 --> 01:27:12,900
But there's things out in those woods, man.

918
01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:15,580
There's things out in the woods that are scary.

919
01:27:15,580 --> 01:27:22,580
One time, my dad and I were in the woods, and we were like, what the fuck?

920
01:27:22,580 --> 01:27:25,580
And he was like, we're here!

921
01:27:25,580 --> 01:27:27,580
The fucking lake, man!

922
01:27:27,580 --> 01:27:30,580
Alright, I think you're good.

923
01:27:30,580 --> 01:27:33,580
Fuck, man, the lake's here.

924
01:27:33,580 --> 01:27:36,100
It knows we're here.

925
01:27:36,100 --> 01:27:41,660
My dad and friend pulled in our driveway, I'm getting a lot of echo.

926
01:27:41,660 --> 01:27:45,380
Not that much, a little bit.

927
01:27:45,380 --> 01:27:46,380
But.

928
01:27:46,380 --> 01:27:53,300
Not sure, not sure why.

929
01:27:53,300 --> 01:27:54,300
I think it's alright.

930
01:27:54,300 --> 01:27:55,300
Test one, two.

931
01:27:55,300 --> 01:27:58,300
Yeah, so my dad and his friend pulled in our driveway, and there was a humanoid figure

932
01:27:58,300 --> 01:28:03,300
on the side of our house.

933
01:28:03,300 --> 01:28:09,060
Like just outside, he said, the range of their headlights.

934
01:28:09,060 --> 01:28:13,820
And both of them saw it, and they got out, and the thing disappeared into the woods.

935
01:28:13,820 --> 01:28:15,620
Never knew what it was.

936
01:28:15,620 --> 01:28:17,620
I think there's.

937
01:28:17,620 --> 01:28:18,620
What?

938
01:28:18,620 --> 01:28:19,620
Nothing.

939
01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:23,180
There really are some things out there in those woods.

940
01:28:23,180 --> 01:28:30,780
Like, you're a, I'm a city kid, like, I'm guessing you're like suburbs.

941
01:28:30,780 --> 01:28:33,740
No, I'm from the world of Rome.

942
01:28:33,740 --> 01:28:34,740
I know where you're from.

943
01:28:34,740 --> 01:28:36,260
You're from the country.

944
01:28:36,260 --> 01:28:37,260
You're from the suburbs.

945
01:28:37,260 --> 01:28:39,260
You're from the woods.

946
01:28:39,260 --> 01:28:44,060
No, I'm definitely from the woods.

947
01:28:44,060 --> 01:28:48,780
I spend a lot of times in the woods, even though I'm like a city kid, like born in the

948
01:28:48,780 --> 01:28:50,280
city, like shit.

949
01:28:50,280 --> 01:28:52,380
But like, I like spending my time in the woods.

950
01:28:52,380 --> 01:28:59,300
Like it's one of my things, but I really think that like there's a, there's definitely a,

951
01:28:59,300 --> 01:29:00,300
a.

952
01:29:00,300 --> 01:29:02,820
They're, they're cryptids are real.

953
01:29:02,820 --> 01:29:04,460
I don't care what anyone says.

954
01:29:04,460 --> 01:29:05,460
There's some.

955
01:29:05,460 --> 01:29:06,460
What's a cryptid?

956
01:29:06,460 --> 01:29:07,460
They are.

957
01:29:07,460 --> 01:29:08,460
Crystals are real.

958
01:29:08,460 --> 01:29:23,620
But like they're, they're, they're like unknown creatures that are a, some sort of like ominous

959
01:29:23,620 --> 01:29:24,620
thing.

960
01:29:24,620 --> 01:29:29,100
Like there's, there's, there, there, cryptids are basically things that we can't explain

961
01:29:29,100 --> 01:29:30,580
that are like animal.

962
01:29:30,580 --> 01:29:37,100
So, but there's, there's, I think that like the cryptids are a real thing.

963
01:29:37,100 --> 01:29:39,820
Like they're, they're, they're a fucking thing.

964
01:29:39,820 --> 01:29:42,140
You've seen them or you've heard stories about them.

965
01:29:42,140 --> 01:29:45,260
I fucking seen whatever the fuck the glowing eyes thing is.

966
01:29:45,260 --> 01:29:50,620
I looked up stories about the thing that I saw with glowing eyes and there's been some

967
01:29:50,620 --> 01:29:55,500
stories about it, but like nobody's like been able to explain it.

968
01:29:55,500 --> 01:30:03,100
I was like, whatever it was, it did not feel like it was like there to help me.

969
01:30:03,100 --> 01:30:06,820
It was like, what the fuck are you doing out here type shit?

970
01:30:06,820 --> 01:30:10,060
And I think I made enough noise where it was like, that's whatever.

971
01:30:10,060 --> 01:30:11,060
Good.

972
01:30:11,060 --> 01:30:12,980
Like it's like, it's not worth it.

973
01:30:12,980 --> 01:30:20,900
But like the thing is I kept hearing breathing in the woods, like out behind.

974
01:30:20,900 --> 01:30:24,220
I kept hearing like breathing and something out in the woods.

975
01:30:24,220 --> 01:30:26,140
And I'm like, fuck that.

976
01:30:26,140 --> 01:30:29,100
Dude, there's a, I'll tell another story.

977
01:30:29,100 --> 01:30:31,180
Hold on one second.

978
01:30:31,180 --> 01:30:34,180
You pause it real quick.

979
01:30:34,180 --> 01:30:35,180
Good.

980
01:30:35,180 --> 01:30:37,860
All right, we're good.

981
01:30:37,860 --> 01:30:40,860
So there's this cemetery.

982
01:30:40,860 --> 01:30:43,340
It's close to here.

983
01:30:43,340 --> 01:30:45,340
Not far away.

984
01:30:45,340 --> 01:30:47,860
It's on central Ave.

985
01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:49,580
The colony side?

986
01:30:49,580 --> 01:30:50,580
Yeah.

987
01:30:50,580 --> 01:30:52,780
You know what cemetery I'm talking about?

988
01:30:52,780 --> 01:30:54,380
It's by the mall.

989
01:30:54,380 --> 01:30:55,380
It's by the Toyota dealer.

990
01:30:55,380 --> 01:30:57,380
Yeah, I know that we're talking about.

991
01:30:57,380 --> 01:30:58,380
Yeah.

992
01:30:58,380 --> 01:31:01,380
It's like Toyota dealer strip club.

993
01:31:01,380 --> 01:31:02,380
Strip club?

994
01:31:02,380 --> 01:31:05,380
Yeah, it's kind of, it's off.

995
01:31:05,380 --> 01:31:06,380
It's near 155.

996
01:31:06,380 --> 01:31:11,380
The fuck keep, dude, the rake is trying to fuck with us.

997
01:31:11,380 --> 01:31:14,620
I got, I got that echo now.

998
01:31:14,620 --> 01:31:17,540
What the fuck is happening?

999
01:31:17,540 --> 01:31:22,300
It's just a big pause.

1000
01:31:22,300 --> 01:31:23,300
I'm hearing your like voice box.

1001
01:31:23,300 --> 01:31:24,300
I will.

1002
01:31:24,300 --> 01:31:25,300
All right, we're back.

1003
01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:26,300
All right.

1004
01:31:26,300 --> 01:31:32,100
So yeah, it was just, it's just this one really strange experience that I had driving by the

1005
01:31:32,100 --> 01:31:35,260
cemetery.

1006
01:31:35,260 --> 01:31:36,740
It's supposedly haunted.

1007
01:31:36,740 --> 01:31:37,740
Okay.

1008
01:31:37,740 --> 01:31:40,380
So people have told me, I don't know if it actually is.

1009
01:31:40,380 --> 01:31:41,380
You would know.

1010
01:31:41,380 --> 01:31:42,740
You'd look it up.

1011
01:31:42,740 --> 01:31:51,660
But just, just beyond my headlights, as I was driving past the cemetery, I saw what

1012
01:31:51,660 --> 01:31:55,580
looked like a panther, like a full size, like a jungle panther.

1013
01:31:55,580 --> 01:31:56,580
Really?

1014
01:31:56,580 --> 01:31:57,580
Just a shadow.

1015
01:31:57,580 --> 01:31:58,580
Like black?

1016
01:31:58,580 --> 01:31:59,580
Run across the road.

1017
01:31:59,580 --> 01:32:00,580
And I'm not talking like a cat.

1018
01:32:00,580 --> 01:32:01,580
Black panther?

1019
01:32:01,580 --> 01:32:02,580
A black panther.

1020
01:32:02,580 --> 01:32:03,580
Yeah.

1021
01:32:03,580 --> 01:32:14,860
So this thing like literally, literally ran like you'd see like in a documentary.

1022
01:32:14,860 --> 01:32:15,860
Like how a panther runs after that?

1023
01:32:15,860 --> 01:32:16,860
On Africa.

1024
01:32:16,860 --> 01:32:17,860
Yeah.

1025
01:32:17,860 --> 01:32:18,860
Yeah.

1026
01:32:18,860 --> 01:32:19,860
The long like sweeps and the, yeah, this, this wasn't like a mountain.

1027
01:32:19,860 --> 01:32:29,220
Whatever this was, it, it, to me, the vibe that I got is that since it was all black,

1028
01:32:29,220 --> 01:32:30,940
you don't see black panthers around here.

1029
01:32:30,940 --> 01:32:32,740
No, it was, that was paranormal.

1030
01:32:32,740 --> 01:32:33,740
Yeah.

1031
01:32:33,740 --> 01:32:34,740
That was just a shadow.

1032
01:32:34,740 --> 01:32:36,600
So literally just a shadow.

1033
01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:40,180
So I have another like animal that's not supposed to be here story.

1034
01:32:40,180 --> 01:32:43,820
Like I was driving by, I have a, like a bed and factory by my house.

1035
01:32:43,820 --> 01:32:44,820
So I was just driving.

1036
01:32:44,820 --> 01:32:45,820
Is this one you get arrested in?

1037
01:32:45,820 --> 01:32:46,820
Yeah.

1038
01:32:46,820 --> 01:32:47,820
It was the, it's the same factory actually.

1039
01:32:47,820 --> 01:32:54,100
But I was driving past with my girlfriend one night, like because I was having issues.

1040
01:32:54,100 --> 01:32:57,580
So I just go for drives and talk with my girlfriend if I'm doing that.

1041
01:32:57,580 --> 01:32:59,620
Like it was like just, I was having a bad day.

1042
01:32:59,620 --> 01:33:04,820
So I was driving past the factory and there's like a little past back thing and I'm like,

1043
01:33:04,820 --> 01:33:05,820
okay.

1044
01:33:05,820 --> 01:33:12,340
And all of a sudden in the middle of the road, there's like a small, the best thing I, it's

1045
01:33:12,340 --> 01:33:17,260
like links and we, there's no links around here.

1046
01:33:17,260 --> 01:33:21,700
And like, it just kind of looked at me and ran into the factories and then I never saw

1047
01:33:21,700 --> 01:33:22,700
it again.

1048
01:33:22,700 --> 01:33:26,620
I'm like, like you don't keep links as pets or anything like that.

1049
01:33:26,620 --> 01:33:27,980
It was just, it was just a weird thing.

1050
01:33:27,980 --> 01:33:32,740
Like, like seeing animals that aren't supposed to be in a place or is a really weird thing

1051
01:33:32,740 --> 01:33:37,020
because I'm like, I mean, it could have just been a links that somehow got out of us somewhere.

1052
01:33:37,020 --> 01:33:40,860
But like, I don't know if that's paranormal, but it's just a weird thing that you don't

1053
01:33:40,860 --> 01:33:41,860
see a fuck.

1054
01:33:41,860 --> 01:33:42,860
Bro.

1055
01:33:42,860 --> 01:33:43,860
I got a story like that.

1056
01:33:43,860 --> 01:33:50,500
When we were working on the ambulance, actually we were driving by, it was like 3 AM and we're

1057
01:33:50,500 --> 01:33:55,980
driving by one of the gas stations between the stations, you know, the gas station that's

1058
01:33:55,980 --> 01:33:56,980
open 24 hours.

1059
01:33:56,980 --> 01:33:57,980
The crack head one.

1060
01:33:57,980 --> 01:33:58,980
Yeah.

1061
01:33:58,980 --> 01:33:59,980
It's going to get real spooky here, folks.

1062
01:33:59,980 --> 01:34:06,060
And I'm driving by and I go up to the gas station to buy some, to buy some Red Bull or

1063
01:34:06,060 --> 01:34:12,340
something and there's a dude standing against the wall of a gas station and I'm like, what's

1064
01:34:12,340 --> 01:34:14,020
that guy doing?

1065
01:34:14,020 --> 01:34:19,420
And he's just got his dick out taking a piss against the gas station.

1066
01:34:19,420 --> 01:34:20,420
Okay.

1067
01:34:20,420 --> 01:34:24,500
So I bought my Red Bull and went on my way.

1068
01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:25,500
Bro.

1069
01:34:25,500 --> 01:34:26,500
That was scary.

1070
01:34:26,500 --> 01:34:27,500
That was terrifying.

1071
01:34:27,500 --> 01:34:28,500
I got it.

1072
01:34:28,500 --> 01:34:29,500
I got it.

1073
01:34:29,500 --> 01:34:30,500
I got it.

1074
01:34:30,500 --> 01:34:31,780
I got a one that's like, it was, it seemed spooky at the time.

1075
01:34:31,780 --> 01:34:35,780
And then when I saw it, I'm like, okay, this is, it was, but I was, I was driving down

1076
01:34:35,780 --> 01:34:40,820
the actually the same road, uh, like the same night that this happened, the links.

1077
01:34:40,820 --> 01:34:43,740
I was driving down the same road cause I did like circles.

1078
01:34:43,740 --> 01:34:48,140
So I was going down the same road and in the middle of the road, like just beyond my headlights,

1079
01:34:48,140 --> 01:34:53,700
I see a figure and it looked like, it looked like a person with fucking horns coming off

1080
01:34:53,700 --> 01:34:54,700
it.

1081
01:34:54,700 --> 01:34:55,700
Get the fuck out of here.

1082
01:34:55,700 --> 01:34:58,740
And I got closer and like my girlfriend's like, what the fuck is that?

1083
01:34:58,740 --> 01:34:59,980
And I turned on my high beams.

1084
01:34:59,980 --> 01:35:01,740
It's a deer just back.

1085
01:35:01,740 --> 01:35:03,660
It's a deer facing away from us.

1086
01:35:03,660 --> 01:35:07,620
But like, like I was like, is that the fucking devil?

1087
01:35:07,620 --> 01:35:11,260
And then I turned my headlights on, like my high beams on.

1088
01:35:11,260 --> 01:35:14,260
It's just a deer and it goes, huh, huh.

1089
01:35:14,260 --> 01:35:15,260
And it fucking runs off.

1090
01:35:15,260 --> 01:35:19,660
But like, if you see a deer from behind, it's like the size of it.

1091
01:35:19,660 --> 01:35:23,180
And like, like in the dark, it looks like a person with horns.

1092
01:35:23,180 --> 01:35:27,860
So I'm like, is that the devil?

1093
01:35:27,860 --> 01:35:33,740
My girlfriend said that in her old house where she used to live, it was, it was a really

1094
01:35:33,740 --> 01:35:35,740
old house.

1095
01:35:35,740 --> 01:35:37,020
Yeah.

1096
01:35:37,020 --> 01:35:38,520
Her parents confirmed this too.

1097
01:35:38,520 --> 01:35:41,300
They would hear people doing dishes in the basement.

1098
01:35:41,300 --> 01:35:42,300
Really?

1099
01:35:42,300 --> 01:35:43,300
Yeah.

1100
01:35:43,300 --> 01:35:44,780
And was there like a sink in the basement or was it like nothing?

1101
01:35:44,780 --> 01:35:45,780
There was nothing in the basement.

1102
01:35:45,780 --> 01:35:46,780
Really?

1103
01:35:46,780 --> 01:35:50,900
There was nowhere to do dishes, but they all confirmed that you would hear people doing

1104
01:35:50,900 --> 01:35:51,900
dishes.

1105
01:35:51,900 --> 01:35:53,380
Just like the clanking of doing dishes.

1106
01:35:53,380 --> 01:35:54,380
Yep.

1107
01:35:54,380 --> 01:35:55,380
In the basement.

1108
01:35:55,380 --> 01:35:58,380
And then the TV would turn on by itself.

1109
01:35:58,380 --> 01:35:59,380
Interesting.

1110
01:35:59,380 --> 01:36:00,380
Yep.

1111
01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:03,580
And her dad claims that he saw a figure.

1112
01:36:03,580 --> 01:36:07,220
He said it was like, like a black and white person.

1113
01:36:07,220 --> 01:36:08,220
Really?

1114
01:36:08,220 --> 01:36:09,220
Just, yeah.

1115
01:36:09,220 --> 01:36:13,020
Just like looked right at him and then just like, just like kept walking through the house.

1116
01:36:13,020 --> 01:36:14,020
Like, really?

1117
01:36:14,020 --> 01:36:15,020
Yeah.

1118
01:36:15,020 --> 01:36:16,020
He's like, like it was no big deal.

1119
01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:18,780
So this is a weird experience that I had.

1120
01:36:18,780 --> 01:36:22,780
I don't know if it's paranormal or just like kid brain shit, but when I was a kid, for

1121
01:36:22,780 --> 01:36:25,940
whatever reason, I just liked watching static on the TV.

1122
01:36:25,940 --> 01:36:29,380
So I was sitting there and it was like probably like eight o'clock, but like that's late for

1123
01:36:29,380 --> 01:36:30,380
a kid.

1124
01:36:30,380 --> 01:36:31,380
It was like eight o'clock in like December.

1125
01:36:31,380 --> 01:36:32,380
Oh shit.

1126
01:36:32,380 --> 01:36:41,380
So I was sitting there watching the fuck that I'm fucked up.

1127
01:36:41,380 --> 01:36:42,380
Yeah.

1128
01:36:42,380 --> 01:36:48,380
All right.

1129
01:36:48,380 --> 01:36:49,380
Static story.

1130
01:36:49,380 --> 01:36:52,980
So I was sitting in front of my TV and it was like the kid from Poltergeist.

1131
01:36:52,980 --> 01:36:53,980
Yeah.

1132
01:36:53,980 --> 01:36:55,980
I was a little fucking kid.

1133
01:36:55,980 --> 01:36:57,580
Like static TV.

1134
01:36:57,580 --> 01:36:58,580
Fuck you.

1135
01:36:58,580 --> 01:37:01,620
So like it was like, it was literally like the fucking pulled it like the lights were

1136
01:37:01,620 --> 01:37:09,540
off and I was just watching static and for what, like I really feel that entities can

1137
01:37:09,540 --> 01:37:12,100
speak through static kind of thing.

1138
01:37:12,100 --> 01:37:14,820
Like they can like show you images through static and stuff.

1139
01:37:14,820 --> 01:37:19,580
But I was watching it when I was a kid and I was just sitting there watching the static

1140
01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:23,660
and then like through the static, I could hear like muffled voices, kind of like weird

1141
01:37:23,660 --> 01:37:24,660
shit.

1142
01:37:24,660 --> 01:37:25,660
I'm like, okay, whatever.

1143
01:37:25,660 --> 01:37:28,660
Like I'm a kid that doesn't seem weird to me.

1144
01:37:28,660 --> 01:37:34,980
And then like, I could see like faces coming through, like going back and forth, like through

1145
01:37:34,980 --> 01:37:36,640
the screen.

1146
01:37:36,640 --> 01:37:39,620
And then like my dad comes in and he goes, what the fuck are you doing?

1147
01:37:39,620 --> 01:37:42,900
He's like, are you just sitting there watching static?

1148
01:37:42,900 --> 01:37:45,060
And I go, I see the faces in the TV, dad.

1149
01:37:45,060 --> 01:37:48,340
And he goes, he just like looked at it.

1150
01:37:48,340 --> 01:37:54,220
But like the look in his face told me that that was actually what I was seeing.

1151
01:37:54,220 --> 01:37:58,060
Like shit, because like he looked at the TV when I saw like the faces doing this in it

1152
01:37:58,060 --> 01:38:01,580
and it looked like the faces were screaming, like their mouths were wide open, their eyes

1153
01:38:01,580 --> 01:38:02,580
were fucking huge.

1154
01:38:02,580 --> 01:38:07,940
But like, like it was like, and like you could see it's in the static and he likes, I looked

1155
01:38:07,940 --> 01:38:10,940
at him and like he was like staring at it.

1156
01:38:10,940 --> 01:38:13,100
Like his eyes were like fucking the size of like a fucking thing.

1157
01:38:13,100 --> 01:38:14,900
He's just like turn that shit off.

1158
01:38:14,900 --> 01:38:15,900
And I'm like, okay.

1159
01:38:15,900 --> 01:38:23,020
I turned it off and like the room was dark and he just goes, don't tell your mom.

1160
01:38:23,020 --> 01:38:28,540
And I'm like, geez, speaking of TVs, I don't know, I don't think I told this story before.

1161
01:38:28,540 --> 01:38:34,420
This is my friend's story, but he used to live in this house.

1162
01:38:34,420 --> 01:38:36,660
That was like kind of like a duplex.

1163
01:38:36,660 --> 01:38:42,180
So they had neighbors and they were, they always suspected that they were up to something.

1164
01:38:42,180 --> 01:38:43,180
Something weird.

1165
01:38:43,180 --> 01:38:44,180
Yeah.

1166
01:38:44,180 --> 01:38:47,780
They were like into like cult shit, occult shit.

1167
01:38:47,780 --> 01:38:48,780
Yeah.

1168
01:38:48,780 --> 01:38:49,780
Is that occult?

1169
01:38:49,780 --> 01:38:50,780
Yeah.

1170
01:38:50,780 --> 01:38:51,780
Voodoo?

1171
01:38:51,780 --> 01:38:52,780
Yeah.

1172
01:38:52,780 --> 01:38:58,500
So the neighborhood cats were going missing.

1173
01:38:58,500 --> 01:38:59,500
Really?

1174
01:38:59,500 --> 01:39:00,500
Yeah.

1175
01:39:00,500 --> 01:39:01,500
Was he eating them?

1176
01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:02,500
No.

1177
01:39:02,500 --> 01:39:05,940
And so they were like, what the heck is going on with everybody's like missing their cats.

1178
01:39:05,940 --> 01:39:10,620
And I'm probably not doing this story any justice, but anyway, their family started

1179
01:39:10,620 --> 01:39:17,820
noticing that figures like shadow figures would pop up in front of the TV while they

1180
01:39:17,820 --> 01:39:18,820
were watching it.

1181
01:39:18,820 --> 01:39:19,820
Really?

1182
01:39:19,820 --> 01:39:20,820
Like somebody was standing in the way.

1183
01:39:20,820 --> 01:39:21,820
Huh?

1184
01:39:21,820 --> 01:39:25,100
Like could you like seeing through the other person's house or their house?

1185
01:39:25,100 --> 01:39:28,100
No, like, like in their house in front of the TV.

1186
01:39:28,100 --> 01:39:29,100
Really?

1187
01:39:29,100 --> 01:39:30,100
Yeah.

1188
01:39:30,100 --> 01:39:33,180
So, uh, everybody in the family experienced it.

1189
01:39:33,180 --> 01:39:34,180
Really?

1190
01:39:34,180 --> 01:39:35,180
That lived in this house.

1191
01:39:35,180 --> 01:39:37,460
So they're like, what the hell is going on?

1192
01:39:37,460 --> 01:39:39,940
Like what, what is this?

1193
01:39:39,940 --> 01:39:43,740
So this duplex had a shared basement, right?

1194
01:39:43,740 --> 01:39:44,740
Interesting.

1195
01:39:44,740 --> 01:39:51,740
So they went down in the basement and there was all this like demonic material, like witchcraft

1196
01:39:51,740 --> 01:39:52,740
stuff.

1197
01:39:52,740 --> 01:39:53,740
Pentagrams and shit.

1198
01:39:53,740 --> 01:39:54,740
Yeah.

1199
01:39:54,740 --> 01:39:55,740
Yeah.

1200
01:39:55,740 --> 01:39:59,460
And I guess somehow they found out, I don't remember if it was through that material or

1201
01:39:59,460 --> 01:40:04,980
what or I'm not exactly sure how they found out, but they were the ones killing the cats

1202
01:40:04,980 --> 01:40:07,020
like for like rituals and stuff.

1203
01:40:07,020 --> 01:40:08,340
God damn.

1204
01:40:08,340 --> 01:40:15,660
And he said that in this house, I believe it was this house, him and his friends saw

1205
01:40:15,660 --> 01:40:21,460
like, kind of like what the way he described it to me was like a hoodie, right?

1206
01:40:21,460 --> 01:40:22,460
Yeah.

1207
01:40:22,460 --> 01:40:27,580
But with nobody in it just floating by itself and it dipped off into a room.

1208
01:40:27,580 --> 01:40:30,300
And so they all chased it.

1209
01:40:30,300 --> 01:40:31,620
This, this thing, this thing.

1210
01:40:31,620 --> 01:40:32,620
Yeah.

1211
01:40:32,620 --> 01:40:36,700
And they're looking for it and they finally found like they opened up the closet and there

1212
01:40:36,700 --> 01:40:39,900
it is and it just fell to the ground and disappeared.

1213
01:40:39,900 --> 01:40:40,900
Fuck that dude.

1214
01:40:40,900 --> 01:40:41,900
Yeah.

1215
01:40:41,900 --> 01:40:42,900
Yeah.

1216
01:40:42,900 --> 01:40:47,780
Just like this, this shadow hooded figure, but the way he described it, it was like a

1217
01:40:47,780 --> 01:40:48,780
hoodie, you know?

1218
01:40:48,780 --> 01:40:49,780
Huh.

1219
01:40:49,780 --> 01:40:50,780
So yeah.

1220
01:40:50,780 --> 01:40:56,260
And he thinks that the stuff they experienced in that house had to do with what the neighbors

1221
01:40:56,260 --> 01:40:57,260
were doing.

1222
01:40:57,260 --> 01:40:58,260
Oh, absolutely.

1223
01:40:58,260 --> 01:41:00,220
You can't be doing that shit and not have shit happen.

1224
01:41:00,220 --> 01:41:01,220
Yeah.

1225
01:41:01,220 --> 01:41:09,060
Like it's, it's like what I always say is paranormal shit is a door and most people

1226
01:41:09,060 --> 01:41:10,600
have their door closed.

1227
01:41:10,600 --> 01:41:14,300
People who poke around in it, people like me who are fucking retarded and try to see

1228
01:41:14,300 --> 01:41:19,780
this shit, the door opens, but you can never shut the door.

1229
01:41:19,780 --> 01:41:22,420
The only thing is you can open the door even more.

1230
01:41:22,420 --> 01:41:24,720
Once that door is open, you can't shut it.

1231
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:28,540
But when you open the door to see what's on the other side, the other side can see you

1232
01:41:28,540 --> 01:41:37,780
too, which is, which is freaky because let's shut the fucking door.

1233
01:41:37,780 --> 01:41:40,020
But I'm like, that's fucking, that's interesting.

1234
01:41:40,020 --> 01:41:45,540
Like stuff like, because I feel like the more you poke the bear type thing, the more the

1235
01:41:45,540 --> 01:41:46,540
bear knows that you're there.

1236
01:41:46,540 --> 01:41:47,540
Like it's like poking a hibernating bear.

1237
01:41:47,540 --> 01:41:52,340
Like first time you poke, it's not really going to do anything, but if you keep fucking

1238
01:41:52,340 --> 01:41:56,140
prodding at it, it's going to wake up and a bear that just woke up from hibernation

1239
01:41:56,140 --> 01:41:57,860
is not a happy thing.

1240
01:41:57,860 --> 01:41:58,860
Yeah.

1241
01:41:58,860 --> 01:42:04,300
I think, I've said this before, like, I think our bodies are protection.

1242
01:42:04,300 --> 01:42:09,380
We have built in mechanisms to protect us from that paranormal stuff.

1243
01:42:09,380 --> 01:42:13,940
I think that might even be the meaning of why life exists is to get away from whatever

1244
01:42:13,940 --> 01:42:14,940
that force is.

1245
01:42:14,940 --> 01:42:15,940
Right?

1246
01:42:15,940 --> 01:42:20,620
Like why we form bodies through whatever you believe, if it was God or evolution or, you

1247
01:42:20,620 --> 01:42:24,940
know, that's why our bodies came to be is because, because what other reason, what other

1248
01:42:24,940 --> 01:42:27,940
driving forces are to be alive?

1249
01:42:27,940 --> 01:42:28,940
Right?

1250
01:42:28,940 --> 01:42:31,500
Like it's, life is running from something.

1251
01:42:31,500 --> 01:42:33,780
Think about that a lot, right?

1252
01:42:33,780 --> 01:42:38,940
Like what's the, when you think about what's the meaning of life, like why do people go

1253
01:42:38,940 --> 01:42:42,660
through every day, day by day?

1254
01:42:42,660 --> 01:42:45,660
What's the purpose of doing it?

1255
01:42:45,660 --> 01:42:46,660
Yeah.

1256
01:42:46,660 --> 01:42:50,940
I mean, it's just to eat and sleep and, you know, like what, there's gotta be something

1257
01:42:50,940 --> 01:42:53,940
more, but it's obviously to carry on information.

1258
01:42:53,940 --> 01:42:54,940
Right?

1259
01:42:54,940 --> 01:42:55,940
Yeah.

1260
01:42:55,940 --> 01:42:56,940
The gene seed.

1261
01:42:56,940 --> 01:42:58,940
So it's not, it's not even about us.

1262
01:42:58,940 --> 01:43:03,780
Like we're just, we're just like the runners in a relay race, right?

1263
01:43:03,780 --> 01:43:05,100
Just passing it on.

1264
01:43:05,100 --> 01:43:09,860
It's so important that this information goes on for some reason, some reason.

1265
01:43:09,860 --> 01:43:11,620
That's why we do the podcast.

1266
01:43:11,620 --> 01:43:12,620
That's it.

1267
01:43:12,620 --> 01:43:14,420
And we're, we're just spreading that seed.

1268
01:43:14,420 --> 01:43:16,900
Spreading the good word.

1269
01:43:16,900 --> 01:43:22,620
Now we have a ghost story from our special guest, the ghost of Alley Mac.

1270
01:43:22,620 --> 01:43:23,620
Let's hear it.

1271
01:43:23,620 --> 01:43:24,620
Hey guys, hey guys, that's so high.

1272
01:43:24,620 --> 01:43:25,620
Do you have any diet weed?

1273
01:43:25,620 --> 01:43:26,620
I got high one time and I think I saw a ghost.

1274
01:43:26,620 --> 01:43:27,620
I'll be there like two months late.

1275
01:43:27,620 --> 01:43:28,620
The birds.

1276
01:43:28,620 --> 01:43:29,620
The birds aren't real.

1277
01:43:29,620 --> 01:43:30,620
George Soros, I don't think that he's that bad of a guy.

1278
01:43:30,620 --> 01:43:31,620
I love that soundbite about the birds.

1279
01:43:31,620 --> 01:43:46,620
It's hilarious.

1280
01:43:46,620 --> 01:43:48,780
Extended episode.

1281
01:43:48,780 --> 01:43:52,820
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

1282
01:43:52,820 --> 01:43:56,380
Oh fuck dude.

1283
01:43:56,380 --> 01:43:57,380
Such spooky, spooky stuff.

1284
01:43:57,380 --> 01:43:58,380
Yeah, but here's the thing, man.

1285
01:43:58,380 --> 01:44:05,060
If we go there, you gotta be prepared for, oh, I'm fucking prepared.

1286
01:44:05,060 --> 01:44:07,260
Something really happens, you know?

1287
01:44:07,260 --> 01:44:11,260
I got, I just got a new crucifix or just got a new rosary.

1288
01:44:11,260 --> 01:44:13,980
I'm going to get that blessed on Saturday.

1289
01:44:13,980 --> 01:44:16,820
So that'll be cool.

1290
01:44:16,820 --> 01:44:19,820
What if we go and we're never the same?

1291
01:44:19,820 --> 01:44:22,860
I've seen so much paranormal shit.

1292
01:44:22,860 --> 01:44:24,300
It's ridiculous, man.

1293
01:44:24,300 --> 01:44:27,940
Like I'm going to, like I'm fully prepared to see some shit.

1294
01:44:27,940 --> 01:44:29,900
That's where do you, well, you don't have to tell me where you live.

1295
01:44:29,900 --> 01:44:31,700
Let me see how far it is from here.

1296
01:44:31,700 --> 01:44:32,700
This place.

1297
01:44:32,700 --> 01:44:34,980
Oh wait, that's right.

1298
01:44:34,980 --> 01:44:35,980
Boost mobile down here.

1299
01:44:35,980 --> 01:44:36,980
Boost mobile.

1300
01:44:36,980 --> 01:44:37,980
I got T-mobile.

1301
01:44:37,980 --> 01:44:38,980
Yuck.

1302
01:44:38,980 --> 01:44:39,980
I fucking did it.

1303
01:44:39,980 --> 01:44:40,980
No cervix.

1304
01:44:40,980 --> 01:44:41,980
No fucking cervix.

1305
01:44:41,980 --> 01:44:42,980
Damn.

1306
01:44:42,980 --> 01:44:49,980
Oh wait, I signed into your wifi before I kiss it.

1307
01:44:49,980 --> 01:44:50,980
Let me see.

1308
01:44:50,980 --> 01:44:51,980
Oh, it's a new wifi.

1309
01:44:51,980 --> 01:44:52,980
Is it?

1310
01:44:52,980 --> 01:44:53,980
Yeah.

1311
01:44:53,980 --> 01:44:54,980
Oh man.

1312
01:44:54,980 --> 01:44:55,980
Come on.

1313
01:44:55,980 --> 01:44:56,980
What'd you do?

1314
01:44:56,980 --> 01:44:57,980
Come on.

1315
01:44:57,980 --> 01:44:58,980
Would you upgrade your router?

1316
01:44:58,980 --> 01:44:59,980
Yeah.

1317
01:44:59,980 --> 01:45:01,980
Dude, I am fully ready to see the fucking rake.

1318
01:45:01,980 --> 01:45:02,980
The rake.

1319
01:45:02,980 --> 01:45:05,980
Dude, I'm actually kind of worried.

1320
01:45:05,980 --> 01:45:07,980
What would you do if you saw the rake?

1321
01:45:07,980 --> 01:45:08,980
Me?

1322
01:45:08,980 --> 01:45:09,980
Yeah.

1323
01:45:09,980 --> 01:45:14,980
I would probably, I'd be very nervous.

1324
01:45:14,980 --> 01:45:15,980
I'd piss myself.

1325
01:45:15,980 --> 01:45:19,980
All right, let me make up a scary story here.

1326
01:45:19,980 --> 01:45:22,980
This is, yeah.

1327
01:45:22,980 --> 01:45:26,980
That's where it was.

1328
01:45:26,980 --> 01:45:27,980
Yeah.

1329
01:45:27,980 --> 01:45:28,980
It said it's closed, but whatever.

1330
01:45:28,980 --> 01:45:29,980
No, it's not.

1331
01:45:29,980 --> 01:45:30,980
It's closed right now.

1332
01:45:30,980 --> 01:45:31,980
Closed probably after dark.

1333
01:45:31,980 --> 01:45:32,980
Yeah.

1334
01:45:32,980 --> 01:45:33,980
Yeah, it's fine.

1335
01:45:33,980 --> 01:45:34,980
It's not.

1336
01:45:34,980 --> 01:45:35,980
Fuck them.

1337
01:45:35,980 --> 01:45:36,980
Not like permanently closed.

1338
01:45:36,980 --> 01:45:37,980
Okay.

1339
01:45:37,980 --> 01:45:42,980
I wonder if there's been any other sightings there because people go there.

1340
01:45:42,980 --> 01:45:45,980
Like, it's a public park.

1341
01:45:45,980 --> 01:45:46,980
Yeah.

1342
01:45:46,980 --> 01:45:49,980
Should look it up, Thomas.

1343
01:45:49,980 --> 01:45:50,980
That's what I'm doing.

1344
01:45:50,980 --> 01:45:52,980
No, look up to see if anybody else is.

1345
01:45:52,980 --> 01:45:55,980
Actually, you guys can go and run from the cops.

1346
01:45:55,980 --> 01:45:56,980
I'm good.

1347
01:45:56,980 --> 01:45:57,980
Yeah.

1348
01:45:57,980 --> 01:46:00,980
Let's see directions.

1349
01:46:00,980 --> 01:46:03,980
Damn, dude.

1350
01:46:03,980 --> 01:46:06,980
That looks fucking wooded as hell.

1351
01:46:06,980 --> 01:46:12,980
Well, they're talking about going on a ghost hunt this weekend.

1352
01:46:12,980 --> 01:46:13,980
It's about 30 minutes.

1353
01:46:13,980 --> 01:46:14,980
Yeah, that's not bad.

1354
01:46:14,980 --> 01:46:15,980
Yeah.

1355
01:46:15,980 --> 01:46:16,980
But this is a 23-hour.

1356
01:46:16,980 --> 01:46:19,980
You guys better film it for the podcast.

1357
01:46:19,980 --> 01:46:20,980
30 minutes.

1358
01:46:20,980 --> 01:46:22,980
Yeah, we could film it.

1359
01:46:22,980 --> 01:46:23,980
Let me borrow your camera.

1360
01:46:23,980 --> 01:46:24,980
Yeah.

1361
01:46:24,980 --> 01:46:27,980
Yeah, that'd be dope.

1362
01:46:27,980 --> 01:46:32,980
It looks like there's a trail there, but I don't really want to go super far into the

1363
01:46:32,980 --> 01:46:33,980
trail.

1364
01:46:33,980 --> 01:46:34,980
We'll go into the...

1365
01:46:34,980 --> 01:46:35,980
I've actually...

1366
01:46:35,980 --> 01:46:36,980
I've been to the entrance.

1367
01:46:36,980 --> 01:46:39,980
I've never actually been down there.

1368
01:46:39,980 --> 01:46:46,980
We'll go a little bit into the trail, and then we'll do some stuff and we'll head back.

1369
01:46:46,980 --> 01:46:56,980
Honestly, I'm not afraid of a lot of things or places, but this is one of the places I'm

1370
01:46:56,980 --> 01:46:58,740
actually afraid of.

1371
01:46:58,740 --> 01:46:59,980
I'll bring my spirit box.

1372
01:46:59,980 --> 01:47:00,980
I'll bring my equipment.

1373
01:47:00,980 --> 01:47:04,700
We'll go a little bit into the trail.

1374
01:47:04,700 --> 01:47:07,980
It's better to have more people because, you know, spooky shit.

1375
01:47:07,980 --> 01:47:10,980
Why the fuck are you waiting for me, then?

1376
01:47:10,980 --> 01:47:13,980
We'll wait for Casey.

1377
01:47:13,980 --> 01:47:14,980
Next Sunday?

1378
01:47:14,980 --> 01:47:16,980
Maybe.

1379
01:47:16,980 --> 01:47:18,980
I have to look.

1380
01:47:18,980 --> 01:47:19,980
But...

1381
01:47:19,980 --> 01:47:20,980
Man, I want to do it before Halloween.

1382
01:47:20,980 --> 01:47:23,980
I want to do it the night before Halloween, bro.

1383
01:47:23,980 --> 01:47:25,980
Damn it, bro.

1384
01:47:25,980 --> 01:47:26,980
Yeah.

1385
01:47:26,980 --> 01:47:28,980
Dude, we could check it out first, then we'll bring you.

1386
01:47:28,980 --> 01:47:29,980
Yeah, whatever.

1387
01:47:29,980 --> 01:47:36,980
Dude, let's see if there's any more stories about a Christman, is what it's called.

1388
01:47:36,980 --> 01:47:37,980
Christman.

1389
01:47:37,980 --> 01:47:44,980
Christman.

1390
01:47:44,980 --> 01:47:45,980
Bro.

1391
01:47:45,980 --> 01:47:46,980
What?

1392
01:47:46,980 --> 01:47:49,980
I don't know.

1393
01:47:49,980 --> 01:47:55,980
We got to just keep the listeners informed of what we're looking up.

1394
01:47:55,980 --> 01:47:58,980
Yeah, so it's a bird and wildlife sanctuary.

1395
01:47:58,980 --> 01:48:02,980
I'll type in paranormal.

1396
01:48:02,980 --> 01:48:05,980
Yeah.

1397
01:48:05,980 --> 01:48:08,980
Paranormal activity.

1398
01:48:08,980 --> 01:48:09,980
Let's see.

1399
01:48:09,980 --> 01:48:12,980
You guys better not bring that shit to my house.

1400
01:48:12,980 --> 01:48:13,980
I know.

1401
01:48:13,980 --> 01:48:14,980
Those demons.

1402
01:48:14,980 --> 01:48:17,980
Damn, dude, we got the little dude we found at these waterfalls.

1403
01:48:17,980 --> 01:48:19,980
Dude, we brought him home.

1404
01:48:19,980 --> 01:48:24,980
I saw the solar plexus cloud glider over there.

1405
01:48:24,980 --> 01:48:26,980
Oh, fuck.

1406
01:48:26,980 --> 01:48:29,980
It's, yeah, the waterfalls, right?

1407
01:48:29,980 --> 01:48:30,980
Yeah.

1408
01:48:30,980 --> 01:48:31,980
That's what you're talking about?

1409
01:48:31,980 --> 01:48:32,980
Yeah.

1410
01:48:32,980 --> 01:48:35,980
I don't know, man.

1411
01:48:35,980 --> 01:48:36,980
I don't know.

1412
01:48:36,980 --> 01:48:40,980
If we go, we can go all the way back to the waterfalls.

1413
01:48:40,980 --> 01:48:42,980
Well, see, the waterfalls are on private property.

1414
01:48:42,980 --> 01:48:43,980
Are they?

1415
01:48:43,980 --> 01:48:44,980
Yeah.

1416
01:48:44,980 --> 01:48:47,980
So those waterfalls you see in the picture are just little ones.

1417
01:48:47,980 --> 01:48:49,980
The actual waterfalls are like 150 feet high.

1418
01:48:49,980 --> 01:48:50,980
Really?

1419
01:48:50,980 --> 01:48:51,980
They're like legit waterfalls.

1420
01:48:51,980 --> 01:48:57,980
So there's actually a paranormal thing where paranormal events actually take place near

1421
01:48:57,980 --> 01:48:58,980
running water.

1422
01:48:58,980 --> 01:49:05,980
That's actually a not, it's a hypothesis thing.

1423
01:49:05,980 --> 01:49:11,980
I'm just going to say, though, that most cities are by running water and a lot of places are

1424
01:49:11,980 --> 01:49:12,980
by running water.

1425
01:49:12,980 --> 01:49:20,980
Yeah, but running water, because they said that spiritual energies are attracted to bodies

1426
01:49:20,980 --> 01:49:23,980
of water, whether it be lakes, rivers.

1427
01:49:23,980 --> 01:49:28,980
But they said if it's a flowing water, that it could be something interesting.

1428
01:49:28,980 --> 01:49:30,980
I don't know.

1429
01:49:30,980 --> 01:49:34,980
Maybe they follow the water, like they follow where the water goes.

1430
01:49:34,980 --> 01:49:37,980
And maybe we just come across it sometimes.

1431
01:49:37,980 --> 01:49:42,980
Yeah, I've also heard, obviously we were talking about the power lines before.

1432
01:49:42,980 --> 01:49:43,980
Yeah.

1433
01:49:43,980 --> 01:49:50,980
But you're 11 or 12 times more likely to experience a paranormal event within one mile of a power

1434
01:49:50,980 --> 01:49:51,980
switching station.

1435
01:49:51,980 --> 01:49:55,980
And I live literally 200 yards from a power switching station.

1436
01:49:55,980 --> 01:49:57,980
Yeah, you know the ones that are fenced in.

1437
01:49:57,980 --> 01:50:00,980
Yeah, I live 200 yards from one.

1438
01:50:00,980 --> 01:50:02,980
Yeah, I mean, I think...

1439
01:50:02,980 --> 01:50:04,980
And weird shit happens at my house a lot.

1440
01:50:04,980 --> 01:50:07,980
Man, there's something to electricity.

1441
01:50:07,980 --> 01:50:08,980
There's more to it than we know.

1442
01:50:08,980 --> 01:50:14,980
I think electricity and water are two things that draw paranormal events.

1443
01:50:14,980 --> 01:50:17,980
But it's real spooky, man.

1444
01:50:17,980 --> 01:50:18,980
Yeah.

1445
01:50:18,980 --> 01:50:21,980
Maybe we should go during the day.

1446
01:50:21,980 --> 01:50:22,980
First.

1447
01:50:22,980 --> 01:50:23,980
First.

1448
01:50:23,980 --> 01:50:24,980
Yeah.

1449
01:50:24,980 --> 01:50:25,980
You scared?

1450
01:50:25,980 --> 01:50:26,980
No, I'm not scared.

1451
01:50:26,980 --> 01:50:28,980
But I'm like, I don't want to be wandering through woods that I don't know.

1452
01:50:28,980 --> 01:50:30,980
Yeah, in case you have to get away.

1453
01:50:30,980 --> 01:50:31,980
Yeah.

1454
01:50:31,980 --> 01:50:32,980
And then accidentally run off a trail.

1455
01:50:32,980 --> 01:50:33,980
Yeah.

1456
01:50:33,980 --> 01:50:35,980
Get away from the cops or from the ghosts?

1457
01:50:35,980 --> 01:50:36,980
Both.

1458
01:50:36,980 --> 01:50:39,980
Dude, that place would probably be freaky at night.

1459
01:50:39,980 --> 01:50:40,980
Yeah.

1460
01:50:40,980 --> 01:50:43,980
But I think it's freaky during the day too, if you know those stories.

1461
01:50:43,980 --> 01:50:48,980
Maybe we could go at four o'clock, five o'clock.

1462
01:50:48,980 --> 01:50:50,980
That's about when this happened.

1463
01:50:50,980 --> 01:50:51,980
It was dusk.

1464
01:50:51,980 --> 01:50:57,980
We could go around that time, because then we've still got some daylight, and then it'll get dark when we're there.

1465
01:50:57,980 --> 01:51:00,980
And then we'll be able to skedaddle out before it gets too scary.

1466
01:51:00,980 --> 01:51:01,980
Yeah.

1467
01:51:01,980 --> 01:51:03,980
I think four or five o'clock, that works.

1468
01:51:03,980 --> 01:51:06,980
Yeah, I'd be better with that than in the middle of the night.

1469
01:51:06,980 --> 01:51:07,980
Yeah.

1470
01:51:07,980 --> 01:51:12,980
Because people do go to that entrance, not like drifters.

1471
01:51:12,980 --> 01:51:13,980
Homeless.

1472
01:51:13,980 --> 01:51:15,980
People sleep in their vans and stuff.

1473
01:51:15,980 --> 01:51:20,980
So we could go at four or five, and then stay there for a little bit.

1474
01:51:20,980 --> 01:51:24,980
And then when sunset starts to come, we can get out of there.

1475
01:51:24,980 --> 01:51:25,980
Yeah.

1476
01:51:25,980 --> 01:51:26,980
Because I think...

1477
01:51:26,980 --> 01:51:27,980
Puts out.

1478
01:51:27,980 --> 01:51:28,980
Yeah.

1479
01:51:28,980 --> 01:51:29,980
Yeah.

1480
01:51:29,980 --> 01:51:33,980
But I think if we go at four, then we got like two hours before sunset, so we could do some shit.

1481
01:51:33,980 --> 01:51:39,980
If you go, it's probably better if you go in while it's light out, so you have an idea of it.

1482
01:51:39,980 --> 01:51:40,980
Yeah.

1483
01:51:40,980 --> 01:51:42,980
And then you can get out.

1484
01:51:42,980 --> 01:51:44,980
Around dusk, we could start getting out.

1485
01:51:44,980 --> 01:51:45,980
Yeah.

1486
01:51:45,980 --> 01:51:47,980
Because I think if it gets too dark...

1487
01:51:47,980 --> 01:51:50,980
Dude, any woods in the dark is fucking hard to navigate.

1488
01:51:50,980 --> 01:51:52,980
Oh, you could really get lost.

1489
01:51:52,980 --> 01:51:53,980
Yeah.

1490
01:51:53,980 --> 01:51:56,980
So I think that'd be a fun time.

1491
01:51:56,980 --> 01:52:00,980
We could go four o'clock, stay there for an hour and a half, look at some shit.

1492
01:52:00,980 --> 01:52:03,980
When it starts getting dark, start heading out, and maybe we'll see some more shit.

1493
01:52:03,980 --> 01:52:04,980
Yeah?

1494
01:52:04,980 --> 01:52:05,980
You down, Casey?

1495
01:52:05,980 --> 01:52:07,980
Well, I'm working this one out, but...

1496
01:52:07,980 --> 01:52:09,980
Well, we should do it when you can do it.

1497
01:52:09,980 --> 01:52:10,980
Oh, yeah.

1498
01:52:10,980 --> 01:52:11,980
Yeah.

1499
01:52:11,980 --> 01:52:12,980
Alright.

1500
01:52:12,980 --> 01:52:13,980
Sure.

1501
01:52:13,980 --> 01:52:14,980
Up to you.

1502
01:52:14,980 --> 01:52:16,980
Well, if we can do it next Sunday, that's cool.

1503
01:52:16,980 --> 01:52:19,980
Alright, guys, I gotta...

1504
01:52:19,980 --> 01:52:20,980
Skedaddle.

1505
01:52:20,980 --> 01:52:21,980
I gotta skedaddle.

1506
01:52:21,980 --> 01:52:22,980
Alright.

1507
01:52:22,980 --> 01:52:23,980
Alright.

1508
01:52:23,980 --> 01:52:24,980
It's been real.

1509
01:52:24,980 --> 01:52:25,980
Thanks for joining us.

1510
01:52:25,980 --> 01:52:26,980
Thanks for joining us.

1511
01:52:26,980 --> 01:52:27,980
For sure.

1512
01:52:27,980 --> 01:52:28,980
We'll be back after this quick break.

1513
01:52:28,980 --> 01:52:29,980
Spooky shit.

1514
01:52:29,980 --> 01:52:30,980
Alright.

1515
01:52:30,980 --> 01:52:39,980
We'll be back after this quick break.

1516
01:52:39,980 --> 01:53:01,980
Alright.

1517
01:53:01,980 --> 01:53:21,300
That was some great stories by him.

1518
01:53:21,300 --> 01:53:23,380
I fucking loved that shit.

1519
01:53:23,380 --> 01:53:24,660
Yeah, bro.

1520
01:53:24,660 --> 01:53:25,660
Oh my God.

1521
01:53:25,660 --> 01:53:32,060
Do you got any got any spooky stories from you or your friends about mythological evil

1522
01:53:32,060 --> 01:53:33,260
creatures or anything like that?

1523
01:53:33,260 --> 01:53:34,260
You creatures?

1524
01:53:34,260 --> 01:53:36,660
I can make up a scary story.

1525
01:53:36,660 --> 01:53:39,060
That's not fun.

1526
01:53:39,060 --> 01:53:40,060
Why?

1527
01:53:40,060 --> 01:53:46,660
You know, you want me to put the scary music back on and we can go without it for right

1528
01:53:46,660 --> 01:53:47,660
now.

1529
01:53:47,660 --> 01:53:48,660
Yeah.

1530
01:53:48,660 --> 01:53:51,140
What else can we talk about?

1531
01:53:51,140 --> 01:53:53,420
You know, it's not not just a spooky episode.

1532
01:53:53,420 --> 01:53:55,140
It's a Kanye West episode.

1533
01:53:55,140 --> 01:53:59,420
Bro, I don't really listen to Kanye West so much.

1534
01:53:59,420 --> 01:54:00,420
Really?

1535
01:54:00,420 --> 01:54:01,420
Yeah, bro.

1536
01:54:01,420 --> 01:54:02,420
Kanye West is a great artist.

1537
01:54:02,420 --> 01:54:04,900
He's like the Godfather rap.

1538
01:54:04,900 --> 01:54:05,900
God damn right.

1539
01:54:05,900 --> 01:54:06,900
He is not really.

1540
01:54:06,900 --> 01:54:07,900
Do you have AIDS?

1541
01:54:07,900 --> 01:54:08,900
I don't know.

1542
01:54:08,900 --> 01:54:09,900
Yes, I do have AIDS.

1543
01:54:09,900 --> 01:54:10,900
What do you think about Kanye?

1544
01:54:10,900 --> 01:54:11,900
What Kanye was saying about the Holocaust?

1545
01:54:11,900 --> 01:54:12,900
He didn't really say anything about the Holocaust, though.

1546
01:54:12,900 --> 01:54:13,900
I just thought something about the Holocaust.

1547
01:54:13,900 --> 01:54:14,900
I don't know.

1548
01:54:14,900 --> 01:54:15,900
I don't know.

1549
01:54:15,900 --> 01:54:16,900
I don't know.

1550
01:54:16,900 --> 01:54:17,900
I don't know.

1551
01:54:17,900 --> 01:54:18,900
I don't know.

1552
01:54:18,900 --> 01:54:19,900
I don't know.

1553
01:54:19,900 --> 01:54:20,900
I don't know.

1554
01:54:20,900 --> 01:54:21,900
I don't know.

1555
01:54:21,900 --> 01:54:22,900
I don't know.

1556
01:54:22,900 --> 01:54:23,900
I don't know.

1557
01:54:23,900 --> 01:54:24,900
I don't know.

1558
01:54:24,900 --> 01:54:28,100
I saw some like news articles that I was talking about the Holocaust,

1559
01:54:28,100 --> 01:54:33,540
the whole six million Jews thing.

1560
01:54:33,540 --> 01:54:39,260
Yeah, it's it's it was a bad time.

1561
01:54:39,260 --> 01:54:41,060
It was a bad time.

1562
01:54:41,060 --> 01:54:46,580
I think the Holocaust was a bad time for everybody, like everybody involved.

1563
01:54:46,580 --> 01:54:50,100
Yeah, so scary stories, right?

1564
01:54:50,100 --> 01:54:51,100
Yeah,

1565
01:54:51,100 --> 01:54:58,180
once upon a time, you're going to start off at once upon a time.

1566
01:54:58,180 --> 01:54:59,180
Yeah, five.

1567
01:54:59,180 --> 01:55:04,460
Wait, wait, let me get the music back on fucking dark ambient industrial.

1568
01:55:04,460 --> 01:55:07,460
It's spooky, man.

1569
01:55:07,460 --> 01:55:12,580
All right, you got to tell us a horror story in twenty seconds.

1570
01:55:12,580 --> 01:55:13,580
Go

1571
01:55:13,580 --> 01:55:17,260
for sale.

1572
01:55:17,260 --> 01:55:22,140
Used baby shoes.

1573
01:55:22,140 --> 01:55:28,380
All right, here we go.

1574
01:55:28,380 --> 01:55:29,380
Dark ambient industrial.

1575
01:55:29,380 --> 01:55:32,380
It's the rake.

1576
01:55:32,380 --> 01:55:35,380
All right.

1577
01:55:35,380 --> 01:55:41,580
So we use Kanye West or should we use the rake as our photo for for this one?

1578
01:55:41,580 --> 01:55:42,580
I don't know.

1579
01:55:42,580 --> 01:55:45,580
Maybe Kanye West as the rake.

1580
01:55:45,580 --> 01:55:49,260
I could do that.

1581
01:55:49,260 --> 01:55:54,900
I'll send you a picture.

1582
01:55:54,900 --> 01:56:04,700
Once upon a time, there was a little girl and she had a twin sister and they lived in

1583
01:56:04,700 --> 01:56:10,180
a little village in fucking Japan or something.

1584
01:56:10,180 --> 01:56:20,860
Shit is in Japan, everything's spookier and every day they go up to their mother and they

1585
01:56:20,860 --> 01:56:24,540
say some day you're going to be something special.

1586
01:56:24,540 --> 01:56:31,940
She says that she says it to the girl's sister and the girl is like, mommy, why are I special

1587
01:56:31,940 --> 01:56:32,940
too?

1588
01:56:32,940 --> 01:56:39,620
And he's like she's like someday you will be so.

1589
01:56:39,620 --> 01:56:46,740
And they grow up a little bit and I don't know where I'm going with this.

1590
01:56:46,740 --> 01:56:49,340
They go out to the woods, right?

1591
01:56:49,340 --> 01:56:51,180
Okay.

1592
01:56:51,180 --> 01:56:55,180
And the girl's like, I'm special.

1593
01:56:55,180 --> 01:56:58,580
She takes out a knife and stabs herself.

1594
01:56:58,580 --> 01:57:00,580
That was my story.

1595
01:57:00,580 --> 01:57:01,580
That's real spooky, man.

1596
01:57:01,580 --> 01:57:02,580
Yeah.

1597
01:57:02,580 --> 01:57:04,780
Do you think of that just now?

1598
01:57:04,780 --> 01:57:09,260
No, I was just like I was just like.

1599
01:57:09,260 --> 01:57:13,900
Taking it up highly.

1600
01:57:13,900 --> 01:57:18,820
He also Kanye West made a song called Black Skinhead.

1601
01:57:18,820 --> 01:57:20,860
So you know.

1602
01:57:20,860 --> 01:57:24,020
I watched Django Unchained earlier.

1603
01:57:24,020 --> 01:57:25,020
That's cool.

1604
01:57:25,020 --> 01:57:27,020
You ever see that?

1605
01:57:27,020 --> 01:57:28,020
I have.

1606
01:57:28,020 --> 01:57:31,020
It's a good movie.

1607
01:57:31,020 --> 01:57:34,020
Certainly controversial.

1608
01:57:34,020 --> 01:57:37,780
You ever see interviews with Quentin Tarantino?

1609
01:57:37,780 --> 01:57:39,780
He's a fucking psychopath.

1610
01:57:39,780 --> 01:57:42,860
Did you hear the interview that he did?

1611
01:57:42,860 --> 01:57:47,780
Or it was in a movie where he said that Top Gun was about being gay.

1612
01:57:47,780 --> 01:57:51,820
No, he said that.

1613
01:57:51,820 --> 01:57:52,820
Pull up that.

1614
01:57:52,820 --> 01:57:56,540
Pull up that video like you can like like like pull up the video of Quentin Tarantino

1615
01:57:56,540 --> 01:57:59,780
explaining why Top Gun is gay.

1616
01:57:59,780 --> 01:58:10,100
I saw the video where he's like they're like why do you like violent like violence so much

1617
01:58:10,100 --> 01:58:11,100
in your movies?

1618
01:58:11,100 --> 01:58:12,100
He's like I love that is fine.

1619
01:58:12,100 --> 01:58:13,100
She's great.

1620
01:58:13,100 --> 01:58:22,380
Everybody asked me the question next question Quintar into you about Top Gun.

1621
01:58:22,380 --> 01:58:23,900
Yeah, what's the film about?

1622
01:58:23,900 --> 01:58:24,900
What's it really about?

1623
01:58:24,900 --> 01:58:25,900
What's genre?

1624
01:58:25,900 --> 01:58:29,900
What's like the spine, like one sentence?

1625
01:58:29,900 --> 01:58:30,900
I don't fucking Boy Meets Girl.

1626
01:58:30,900 --> 01:58:31,900
I don't give a shit about that.

1627
01:58:31,900 --> 01:58:32,900
Fuck Boy Meets Girl.

1628
01:58:32,900 --> 01:58:33,900
Fuck motorcycle movie.

1629
01:58:33,900 --> 01:58:34,900
No, what is really being said?

1630
01:58:34,900 --> 01:58:35,900
What's really being seen?

1631
01:58:35,900 --> 01:58:39,820
That's what you were talking about because the whole idea man is subversion.

1632
01:58:39,820 --> 01:58:42,100
You want subversion on a massive level.

1633
01:58:42,100 --> 01:58:45,620
You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood

1634
01:58:45,620 --> 01:58:46,620
is?

1635
01:58:46,620 --> 01:58:47,620
What?

1636
01:58:47,620 --> 01:58:48,620
Top Gun.

1637
01:58:48,620 --> 01:58:50,620
Top Gun is fucking great.

1638
01:58:50,620 --> 01:58:51,620
What is Top Gun?

1639
01:58:51,620 --> 01:58:53,300
You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.

1640
01:58:53,300 --> 01:58:57,220
It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.

1641
01:58:57,220 --> 01:59:01,620
It is a story about a man who struggled with his own homosexuality.

1642
01:59:01,620 --> 01:59:02,620
That's it.

1643
01:59:02,620 --> 01:59:04,140
That is what Top Gun is about man.

1644
01:59:04,140 --> 01:59:05,980
You've got Maverick, all right.

1645
01:59:05,980 --> 01:59:07,100
He's on the edge man.

1646
01:59:07,100 --> 01:59:09,060
He's right on the fucking line.

1647
01:59:09,060 --> 01:59:11,700
All right and you've got Iceman and all his crew.

1648
01:59:11,700 --> 01:59:14,900
They're gay and they represent the gay man.

1649
01:59:14,900 --> 01:59:17,380
All right and they're saying go, go the gay way.

1650
01:59:17,380 --> 01:59:18,380
Go the gay way.

1651
01:59:18,380 --> 01:59:19,380
What about Kelly McGillis?

1652
01:59:19,380 --> 01:59:20,380
Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality.

1653
01:59:20,380 --> 01:59:21,380
She's saying no, no, no, no, no.

1654
01:59:21,380 --> 01:59:24,380
Go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way.

1655
01:59:24,380 --> 01:59:28,900
And they're saying no, go to the gateway, be the gateway, go for the gateway.

1656
01:59:28,900 --> 01:59:29,900
Right.

1657
01:59:29,900 --> 01:59:30,900
That is what's going on throughout that whole movie.

1658
01:59:30,900 --> 01:59:31,900
What is this party?

1659
01:59:31,900 --> 01:59:32,900
Who are these people that make me sick?

1660
01:59:32,900 --> 01:59:33,900
What is that?

1661
01:59:33,900 --> 01:59:34,900
Who are you?

1662
01:59:34,900 --> 01:59:35,900
Who are you?

1663
01:59:35,900 --> 01:59:36,900
What is he wearing?

1664
01:59:36,900 --> 01:59:41,900
It's some kind of like dance jumpsuit freakish little gal.

1665
01:59:41,900 --> 01:59:44,900
So the gateway bro.

1666
01:59:44,900 --> 01:59:49,380
Oh no, there's more to it.

1667
01:59:49,380 --> 01:59:51,540
The ending he talks about how.

1668
01:59:51,540 --> 01:59:52,540
What's the film about?

1669
01:59:52,540 --> 01:59:53,540
No, no, no, no, no.

1670
01:59:53,540 --> 01:59:54,540
Go the.

1671
01:59:54,540 --> 01:59:57,540
Let's go to Spain and dance with our arms over our heads.

1672
01:59:57,540 --> 01:59:58,540
He goes to her house, right?

1673
01:59:58,540 --> 01:59:59,540
All right.

1674
01:59:59,540 --> 02:00:00,540
It looks like they're going to have sex.

1675
02:00:00,540 --> 02:00:01,540
You know, they're just kind of sitting back.

1676
02:00:01,540 --> 02:00:02,540
He's taking a shower and everything.

1677
02:00:02,540 --> 02:00:03,540
They don't have sex.

1678
02:00:03,540 --> 02:00:04,540
He gets on the motorcycle, drives away.

1679
02:00:04,540 --> 02:00:05,540
She's like, what the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?

1680
02:00:05,540 --> 02:00:06,540
Next scene, next scene you see her.

1681
02:00:06,540 --> 02:00:07,540
She is in the elevator.

1682
02:00:07,540 --> 02:00:08,540
She is dressed like a guy.

1683
02:00:08,540 --> 02:00:09,540
She's got the cap on.

1684
02:00:09,540 --> 02:00:10,540
She's got the aviator glasses.

1685
02:00:10,540 --> 02:00:11,540
She's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears.

1686
02:00:11,540 --> 02:00:12,540
She is okay.

1687
02:00:12,540 --> 02:00:13,540
She's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears.

1688
02:00:13,540 --> 02:00:19,540
She is okay.

1689
02:00:19,540 --> 02:00:20,540
This is how I got to get this guy.

1690
02:00:20,540 --> 02:00:21,540
This guy's going towards the gateway.

1691
02:00:21,540 --> 02:00:22,540
So I got to bring him back.

1692
02:00:22,540 --> 02:00:23,540
I got to bring him back from the gateway.

1693
02:00:23,540 --> 02:00:24,540
So I'm going to do that.

1694
02:00:24,540 --> 02:00:25,540
I'm going to dress like a man.

1695
02:00:25,540 --> 02:00:26,540
All right.

1696
02:00:26,540 --> 02:00:27,540
That is how she approaches it.

1697
02:00:27,540 --> 02:00:28,540
Right.

1698
02:00:28,540 --> 02:00:29,540
Okay.

1699
02:00:29,540 --> 02:00:30,540
Let me just ask you one more thing.

1700
02:00:30,540 --> 02:00:31,540
I'm going to digress for just two seconds here.

1701
02:00:31,540 --> 02:00:32,540
I'm with this girl Amy here.

1702
02:00:32,540 --> 02:00:33,540
She's like floating around here and everything.

1703
02:00:33,540 --> 02:00:34,540
Now she is divorced, right?

1704
02:00:34,540 --> 02:00:35,540
Skip a little bit from it.

1705
02:00:35,540 --> 02:00:36,540
What was it?

1706
02:00:36,540 --> 02:00:37,540
I don't know.

1707
02:00:37,540 --> 02:00:38,540
I don't know.

1708
02:00:38,540 --> 02:00:39,540
I don't know.

1709
02:00:39,540 --> 02:00:40,540
I don't know.

1710
02:00:40,540 --> 02:00:41,540
I don't know.

1711
02:00:41,540 --> 02:00:42,540
I don't know.

1712
02:00:42,540 --> 02:00:43,540
One more clip, one more clip.

1713
02:00:43,540 --> 02:00:44,540
What was it?

1714
02:00:44,540 --> 02:00:45,540
He doesn't talk about it.

1715
02:00:45,540 --> 02:00:46,540
I was asking my friend.

1716
02:00:46,540 --> 02:00:47,540
I can't remember.

1717
02:00:47,540 --> 02:00:48,540
They fight them to the end because he has passed over into the gateway.

1718
02:00:48,540 --> 02:00:49,540
They are this gay fighting fucking force.

1719
02:00:49,540 --> 02:00:50,540
All right.

1720
02:00:50,540 --> 02:00:51,540
And they're beating the Russians.

1721
02:00:51,540 --> 02:00:52,540
The gays are beating the Russians.

1722
02:00:52,540 --> 02:00:53,540
All right.

1723
02:00:53,540 --> 02:00:54,540
And it's over and they fucking land.

1724
02:00:54,540 --> 02:00:55,740
An Iceman is going to try to get Maverick the entire time finally he's got it.

1725
02:00:55,740 --> 02:00:56,740
All right.

1726
02:00:56,740 --> 02:00:57,820
And what is the last fucking line that they had to get it all?

1727
02:00:57,820 --> 02:00:58,980
Hugging and kissing and happy with each other.

1728
02:00:58,980 --> 02:01:01,300
And Ice comes up the Maverick and he says, man, you can't ride me.

1729
02:01:01,300 --> 02:01:02,300
And he says, I can't ride you.

1730
02:01:02,300 --> 02:01:03,300
And then he's going to ride him.

1731
02:01:03,300 --> 02:01:04,300
He's going to ride him.

1732
02:01:04,300 --> 02:01:07,360
right and what is the last fucking line that they have together at all hugging

1733
02:01:07,380 --> 02:01:10,860
and kissing and happy with each other and ice comes at the Maverick and he

1734
02:01:10,880 --> 02:01:12,980
says man, you can write my

1735
02:01:16,620 --> 02:01:18,780
you can ride my

1736
02:01:27,140 --> 02:01:32,700
all right, so like you think they were top gun in that record? Yeah, yeah,

1737
02:01:32,700 --> 02:01:33,740
I

1738
02:01:33,740 --> 02:01:37,580
Mean, he may get he gives a good point that that whole ship

1739
02:01:37,580 --> 02:01:41,360
I sent you two pictures see that you could use for our

1740
02:01:45,900 --> 02:01:50,140
God oh, it's Kanye on the rake

1741
02:01:50,140 --> 02:01:53,660
the fuck oh

1742
02:01:59,740 --> 02:02:04,060
No, I can make a better one. Give me a second fuck. That's terrifying

1743
02:02:08,140 --> 02:02:10,140
Give me a second

1744
02:02:10,140 --> 02:02:27,660
Why is it called the rake you know spooky shit I don't know. It's something

1745
02:02:27,660 --> 02:02:36,220
weird bro. I don't fucking know where we ever talk to a ghost. Yeah, we've had a

1746
02:02:36,220 --> 02:02:41,600
I mean we and Ali Mack fucking had a had like a whole blown fucking thing with

1747
02:02:41,600 --> 02:02:45,160
them. It was oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

1748
02:02:47,960 --> 02:02:49,960
But yeah, it was fucking spooky, bro

1749
02:02:54,280 --> 02:02:57,280
Yeah, it was fucking real fucking spooky my guy

1750
02:02:57,280 --> 02:03:01,600
So what else you want to talk about I got something we can we can talk about

1751
02:03:01,600 --> 02:03:05,600
some cool stuff you know yeah let's talk about

1752
02:03:06,640 --> 02:03:10,640
Disco Inferno by the Tramps that's a great song

1753
02:03:10,640 --> 02:03:12,640
He does

1754
02:03:16,640 --> 02:03:19,840
I think I think we need to bring this go back absolutely

1755
02:03:20,560 --> 02:03:22,560
Disco should have never went away

1756
02:03:22,560 --> 02:03:30,560
Disco is not dead

1757
02:03:52,560 --> 02:03:54,560
Burn

1758
02:03:56,560 --> 02:03:58,560
Burn

1759
02:03:58,560 --> 02:04:00,560
Burn baby

1760
02:04:00,560 --> 02:04:02,560
Burn

1761
02:04:02,560 --> 02:04:04,560
Burn baby

1762
02:04:04,560 --> 02:04:06,560
Burn

1763
02:04:06,560 --> 02:04:08,560
So what do you think this song's about?

1764
02:04:10,560 --> 02:04:12,560
Probably a disco

1765
02:04:12,560 --> 02:04:14,560
That's an Inferno as well

1766
02:04:14,560 --> 02:04:16,560
Probably about the

1767
02:04:16,560 --> 02:04:18,560
Disco that's being burnt down

1768
02:04:18,560 --> 02:04:20,560
That's fucking crazy

1769
02:04:20,560 --> 02:04:22,560
That's why they're saying burn baby burn

1770
02:04:24,560 --> 02:04:26,560
That's crazy I never even thought about that

1771
02:04:26,560 --> 02:04:28,560
Yeah

1772
02:04:30,560 --> 02:04:32,560
Alright what else you got?

1773
02:04:34,560 --> 02:04:36,560
We could do some more spooky stories I guess

1774
02:04:40,560 --> 02:04:42,560
You know

1775
02:04:42,560 --> 02:04:48,560
Fuck you can talk about some more you know spooky spooky shit

1776
02:04:48,560 --> 02:04:50,560
Spooky shit

1777
02:04:54,560 --> 02:04:56,560
You know

1778
02:04:56,560 --> 02:04:58,560
It's a

1779
02:04:58,560 --> 02:05:00,560
It's real interesting when you talk about it

1780
02:05:00,560 --> 02:05:02,560
The whole thing with

1781
02:05:06,560 --> 02:05:08,560
Spirituality and ghosts and shit like that

1782
02:05:08,560 --> 02:05:10,560
It's a real

1783
02:05:10,560 --> 02:05:12,560
Real spooky thing

1784
02:05:12,560 --> 02:05:14,560
To actually think about shit

1785
02:05:14,560 --> 02:05:16,560
That way

1786
02:05:16,560 --> 02:05:18,560
Um

1787
02:05:20,560 --> 02:05:22,560
Every single culture on the planet

1788
02:05:22,560 --> 02:05:24,560
Every single one

1789
02:05:24,560 --> 02:05:26,560
Before we even had contact with each other

1790
02:05:26,560 --> 02:05:28,560
Had ghost stories

1791
02:05:28,560 --> 02:05:30,560
You know? Everybody had a story

1792
02:05:30,560 --> 02:05:32,560
About spirits coming back

1793
02:05:32,560 --> 02:05:34,560
From the dead

1794
02:05:34,560 --> 02:05:36,560
It was

1795
02:05:36,560 --> 02:05:38,560
Really really really

1796
02:05:38,560 --> 02:05:40,560
Really

1797
02:05:40,560 --> 02:05:42,560
Weird that every single culture

1798
02:05:42,560 --> 02:05:44,560
On the entire planet

1799
02:05:44,560 --> 02:05:46,560
Has a ghost story

1800
02:05:46,560 --> 02:05:48,560
About ghosts or something

1801
02:05:50,560 --> 02:05:52,560
It's hard to

1802
02:05:52,560 --> 02:05:54,560
Disprove that

1803
02:05:54,560 --> 02:05:56,560
I guess

1804
02:05:56,560 --> 02:05:58,560
Because

1805
02:05:58,560 --> 02:06:00,560
If every single culture

1806
02:06:00,560 --> 02:06:02,560
Before they even had contact with each other

1807
02:06:02,560 --> 02:06:04,560
Has the same exact story

1808
02:06:04,560 --> 02:06:06,560
Wouldn't that mean

1809
02:06:06,560 --> 02:06:08,560
That there's some credence to it?

1810
02:06:08,560 --> 02:06:10,560
Or that there's extraterrestrials

1811
02:06:10,560 --> 02:06:12,560
That visited in the past

1812
02:06:12,560 --> 02:06:14,560
Do I talk about aliens?

1813
02:06:14,560 --> 02:06:16,560
Aliens exist bro

1814
02:06:16,560 --> 02:06:18,560
Hey mom

1815
02:06:18,560 --> 02:06:20,560
There's something in the back room

1816
02:06:20,560 --> 02:06:22,560
Do you believe in aliens?

1817
02:06:24,560 --> 02:06:26,560
That's a complicated question

1818
02:06:26,560 --> 02:06:28,560
Um

1819
02:06:28,560 --> 02:06:30,560
Do I believe that there's intelligent aliens

1820
02:06:30,560 --> 02:06:32,560
That are space faring that have come and visited us before?

1821
02:06:32,560 --> 02:06:34,560
I don't think that's true

1822
02:06:34,560 --> 02:06:36,560
Um do I think that there

1823
02:06:36,560 --> 02:06:38,560
Are creatures that are not on this planet

1824
02:06:38,560 --> 02:06:40,560
That are on other planets

1825
02:06:40,560 --> 02:06:42,560
Who's to say?

1826
02:06:42,560 --> 02:06:44,560
There's so many fucking planets out there

1827
02:06:44,560 --> 02:06:46,560
And so many galaxies

1828
02:06:46,560 --> 02:06:48,560
And so many fucking different things

1829
02:06:48,560 --> 02:06:50,560
There has to be something out there

1830
02:06:50,560 --> 02:06:52,560
You know?

1831
02:06:52,560 --> 02:06:54,560
Yeah

1832
02:06:54,560 --> 02:06:56,560
I don't know

1833
02:06:56,560 --> 02:06:58,560
It can't be an empty fucking universe

1834
02:06:58,560 --> 02:07:00,560
There's thousands of worlds that are

1835
02:07:00,560 --> 02:07:02,560
As inhabitable

1836
02:07:02,560 --> 02:07:04,560
As Earth

1837
02:07:04,560 --> 02:07:06,560
Based on the number of stars

1838
02:07:06,560 --> 02:07:08,560
And galaxies

1839
02:07:08,560 --> 02:07:10,560
That there are

1840
02:07:10,560 --> 02:07:12,560
Um there has to be

1841
02:07:12,560 --> 02:07:14,560
Life that

1842
02:07:14,560 --> 02:07:16,560
Developed in conditions

1843
02:07:16,560 --> 02:07:18,560
That are similar to ours

1844
02:07:18,560 --> 02:07:20,560
But they still haven't observed

1845
02:07:20,560 --> 02:07:22,560
Anyone so that's called like I forgot what it's called

1846
02:07:22,560 --> 02:07:24,560
It's called like something paradox

1847
02:07:24,560 --> 02:07:26,560
Um

1848
02:07:26,560 --> 02:07:28,560
That there's no, that we haven't

1849
02:07:28,560 --> 02:07:30,560
Observed aliens yet or life on

1850
02:07:30,560 --> 02:07:32,560
Other planets when there's so many

1851
02:07:32,560 --> 02:07:34,560
Favorable conditions for them

1852
02:07:34,560 --> 02:07:36,560
You want to talk about paradoxes?

1853
02:07:36,560 --> 02:07:38,560
That's a real interesting one

1854
02:07:38,560 --> 02:07:40,560
Yeah like the

1855
02:07:40,560 --> 02:07:42,560
The grandfather paradox

1856
02:07:42,560 --> 02:07:44,560
If you go back in time and kill your grandfather

1857
02:07:44,560 --> 02:07:46,560
That you'll never exist

1858
02:07:46,560 --> 02:07:48,560
But if you never existed you can't kill your grandfather

1859
02:07:48,560 --> 02:07:50,560
Yeah

1860
02:07:50,560 --> 02:07:52,560
Um yeah that's a real interesting one

1861
02:07:52,560 --> 02:07:54,560
Because that kind of disproves that

1862
02:07:54,560 --> 02:07:56,560
Time travel can happen because

1863
02:07:56,560 --> 02:07:58,560
If you did that

1864
02:07:58,560 --> 02:08:00,560
Then time travel couldn't

1865
02:08:00,560 --> 02:08:02,560
Exist because

1866
02:08:02,560 --> 02:08:04,560
You would never exist

1867
02:08:04,560 --> 02:08:06,560
Exactly

1868
02:08:06,560 --> 02:08:08,560
So time travel

1869
02:08:08,560 --> 02:08:10,560
Into the past theoretically can't

1870
02:08:10,560 --> 02:08:12,560
Exist I thought it was time travel

1871
02:08:12,560 --> 02:08:14,560
Into the future could theoretically exist

1872
02:08:14,560 --> 02:08:16,560
Yes I said um

1873
02:08:16,560 --> 02:08:18,560
Time travel into the past couldn't exist

1874
02:08:18,560 --> 02:08:20,560
Yeah time travel into the past

1875
02:08:20,560 --> 02:08:22,560
Technically probably couldn't exist

1876
02:08:22,560 --> 02:08:24,560
But time travel into the future I think

1877
02:08:24,560 --> 02:08:26,560
Could exist It could

1878
02:08:26,560 --> 02:08:28,560
Could just based on distortions

1879
02:08:28,560 --> 02:08:30,560
Um of like space

1880
02:08:30,560 --> 02:08:32,560
Time because you can jump forward but I

1881
02:08:32,560 --> 02:08:34,560
Don't think you could ever jump backwards

1882
02:08:34,560 --> 02:08:36,560
No

1883
02:08:36,560 --> 02:08:38,560
Unless there's like a back black hole

1884
02:08:38,560 --> 02:08:40,560
Or something Yeah

1885
02:08:40,560 --> 02:08:42,560
Or not a black hole but a wormhole

1886
02:08:42,560 --> 02:08:44,560
A wormhole I think theoretically

1887
02:08:44,560 --> 02:08:46,560
But that's more theoretical

1888
02:08:46,560 --> 02:08:48,560
Than

1889
02:08:48,560 --> 02:08:50,560
Previously

1890
02:08:50,560 --> 02:08:52,560
Thought

1891
02:08:54,560 --> 02:08:56,560
Um but we could also talk about

1892
02:08:56,560 --> 02:08:58,560
The Strodinger's cat paradox too

1893
02:08:58,560 --> 02:09:00,560
Where

1894
02:09:00,560 --> 02:09:02,560
If you put a cat in a box

1895
02:09:02,560 --> 02:09:04,560
With a nuclear isotope

1896
02:09:04,560 --> 02:09:06,560
That only opens

1897
02:09:06,560 --> 02:09:08,560
50% of the time

1898
02:09:08,560 --> 02:09:10,560
Before you open that box

1899
02:09:10,560 --> 02:09:12,560
The cat is both alive and dead

1900
02:09:12,560 --> 02:09:14,560
Yeah

1901
02:09:14,560 --> 02:09:16,560
It's weird to think about

1902
02:09:16,560 --> 02:09:18,560
But with that whole thing I don't really

1903
02:09:18,560 --> 02:09:20,560
Think that's a paradox because the cat would either be

1904
02:09:20,560 --> 02:09:22,560
Alive or dead depending on if

1905
02:09:22,560 --> 02:09:24,560
The isotope opened

1906
02:09:24,560 --> 02:09:26,560
So I don't think

1907
02:09:26,560 --> 02:09:28,560
It would be like it doesn't matter if you can't

1908
02:09:28,560 --> 02:09:30,560
See it, it's already alive or it's

1909
02:09:30,560 --> 02:09:32,560
Already dead type thing I think it's

1910
02:09:32,560 --> 02:09:34,560
More of a philosophical question

1911
02:09:34,560 --> 02:09:36,560
Than a scientific question

1912
02:09:36,560 --> 02:09:38,560
Because they're saying that there's multiple

1913
02:09:38,560 --> 02:09:40,560
Universes that exist

1914
02:09:40,560 --> 02:09:42,560
To one which of the cat is alive

1915
02:09:42,560 --> 02:09:44,560
And one where it's dead

1916
02:09:44,560 --> 02:09:46,560
Um

1917
02:09:46,560 --> 02:09:48,560
But it's more like a

1918
02:09:48,560 --> 02:09:50,560
Philosophical question you know

1919
02:09:50,560 --> 02:09:52,560
I guess

1920
02:09:52,560 --> 02:09:54,560
Um there's like a whole bunch

1921
02:09:54,560 --> 02:09:56,560
Of like other paradoxes

1922
02:09:56,560 --> 02:09:58,560
That you can do

1923
02:09:58,560 --> 02:10:00,560
Like if a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it

1924
02:10:00,560 --> 02:10:02,560
It doesn't make a sound

1925
02:10:02,560 --> 02:10:04,560
It fucking makes a sound

1926
02:10:04,560 --> 02:10:06,560
It just doesn't like nobody's around to hear it doesn't mean

1927
02:10:06,560 --> 02:10:08,560
Like if I fucking

1928
02:10:08,560 --> 02:10:10,560
Well if no one's there

1929
02:10:10,560 --> 02:10:12,560
To observe it does the thing actually

1930
02:10:12,560 --> 02:10:14,560
Occur and how did you know that it

1931
02:10:14,560 --> 02:10:16,560
Occurred? If I go to the woods and there's a tree

1932
02:10:16,560 --> 02:10:18,560
That fell down I assume that it made

1933
02:10:18,560 --> 02:10:20,560
A sound when it fell over

1934
02:10:20,560 --> 02:10:22,560
But how do you know trees only don't only make

1935
02:10:22,560 --> 02:10:24,560
Sounds when people are around

1936
02:10:24,560 --> 02:10:26,560
Trees are shy

1937
02:10:26,560 --> 02:10:28,560
Trees are

1938
02:10:28,560 --> 02:10:30,560
Trees are trees are extroverts

1939
02:10:30,560 --> 02:10:32,560
And they only make sounds if someone's around

1940
02:10:32,560 --> 02:10:34,560
Well now now you're just

1941
02:10:34,560 --> 02:10:36,560
Now

1942
02:10:36,560 --> 02:10:38,560
I'm arguing

1943
02:10:38,560 --> 02:10:40,560
For the side of someone that

1944
02:10:40,560 --> 02:10:42,560
Believes in like religion or something

1945
02:10:42,560 --> 02:10:44,560
Like that the fuck are you talking about

1946
02:10:44,560 --> 02:10:46,560
Because

1947
02:10:46,560 --> 02:10:48,560
It's like if you can't see God

1948
02:10:48,560 --> 02:10:50,560
Then how do you know he's there that's what

1949
02:10:50,560 --> 02:10:52,560
Like atheists asked

1950
02:10:52,560 --> 02:10:54,560
Ask religious

1951
02:10:54,560 --> 02:10:56,560
People faiths exactly

1952
02:10:56,560 --> 02:10:58,560
I'm

1953
02:10:58,560 --> 02:11:00,560
Looking up a looking up a list of paradoxes

1954
02:11:00,560 --> 02:11:02,560
Right now that we can talk about

1955
02:11:02,560 --> 02:11:04,560
So you have faith that the tree

1956
02:11:04,560 --> 02:11:06,560
Made a sound when it fell

1957
02:11:06,560 --> 02:11:08,560
I know the tree fucking made a sound just

1958
02:11:08,560 --> 02:11:10,560
Because I'm not fucking there to hear the tree make a sound

1959
02:11:10,560 --> 02:11:12,560
Well now you have faith

1960
02:11:12,560 --> 02:11:14,560
No it's not faith it's a fucking

1961
02:11:14,560 --> 02:11:16,560
Stupid fucking question because the tree

1962
02:11:16,560 --> 02:11:18,560
Of course makes a fucking sound

1963
02:11:18,560 --> 02:11:20,560
Bro which came first

1964
02:11:20,560 --> 02:11:22,560
The chicken or the egg

1965
02:11:24,560 --> 02:11:26,560
I don't fucking know

1966
02:11:28,560 --> 02:11:30,560
You're right

1967
02:11:30,560 --> 02:11:32,560
Yeah

1968
02:11:34,560 --> 02:11:36,560
The barber shop paradox

1969
02:11:38,560 --> 02:11:40,560
If two simultaneously

1970
02:11:40,560 --> 02:11:42,560
Assumptions lead to a contradiction

1971
02:11:42,560 --> 02:11:44,560
Then the other assumption is

1972
02:11:44,560 --> 02:11:46,560
Also disproved this leads to what the

1973
02:11:46,560 --> 02:11:48,560
Fuck is the barber shop paradox

1974
02:11:48,560 --> 02:11:50,560
Let's fucking read this shit

1975
02:11:50,560 --> 02:11:52,560
Three page essay

1976
02:11:52,560 --> 02:11:54,560
Fuck you I don't fucking

1977
02:11:54,560 --> 02:11:56,560
Care

1978
02:11:56,560 --> 02:11:58,560
On this bitch the paradox

1979
02:11:58,560 --> 02:12:00,560
In

1980
02:12:00,560 --> 02:12:02,560
Okay

1981
02:12:02,560 --> 02:12:04,560
Uncle Joe gives an argument

1982
02:12:04,560 --> 02:12:06,560
As follows

1983
02:12:06,560 --> 02:12:08,560
Suppose uncle suppose

1984
02:12:08,560 --> 02:12:10,560
Car is out we will show that

1985
02:12:10,560 --> 02:12:12,560
This assumption produces a contradiction

1986
02:12:12,560 --> 02:12:14,560
If car is out we know that

1987
02:12:14,560 --> 02:12:16,560
We know this if Alan is out

1988
02:12:16,560 --> 02:12:18,560
Then brown is in what the fuck

1989
02:12:18,560 --> 02:12:20,560
Fuck you I don't care this one seems

1990
02:12:20,560 --> 02:12:22,560
Stupid fuck you

1991
02:12:24,560 --> 02:12:26,560
A catch twenty two

1992
02:12:26,560 --> 02:12:28,560
The drinker paradox

1993
02:12:32,560 --> 02:12:34,560
In any pub there is a customer

1994
02:12:34,560 --> 02:12:36,560
As such that if a customer is

1995
02:12:36,560 --> 02:12:38,560
Drinking everybody is drinking in the pub

1996
02:12:38,560 --> 02:12:40,560
That yeah

1997
02:12:40,560 --> 02:12:42,560
If everybody drinks in a pub they're

1998
02:12:42,560 --> 02:12:44,560
They're drinking in a pub

1999
02:12:44,560 --> 02:12:46,560
You're thinking too

2000
02:12:46,560 --> 02:12:48,560
Black and white about it

2001
02:12:52,560 --> 02:12:54,560
A soldier that is deemed

2002
02:12:54,560 --> 02:12:56,560
Who a soldier that

2003
02:12:56,560 --> 02:12:58,560
Wants to be declared insane to avoid

2004
02:12:58,560 --> 02:13:00,560
Com content combat is deemed

2005
02:13:00,560 --> 02:13:02,560
Is deemed not insane for that

2006
02:13:02,560 --> 02:13:04,560
Very reason and therefore

2007
02:13:04,560 --> 02:13:06,560
Not to be declared insane

2008
02:13:06,560 --> 02:13:08,560
What

2009
02:13:08,560 --> 02:13:12,560
What

2010
02:13:12,560 --> 02:13:14,560
You're reading those articles

2011
02:13:14,560 --> 02:13:16,560
You're getting you're getting too deep into

2012
02:13:16,560 --> 02:13:18,560
Those philosophical

2013
02:13:18,560 --> 02:13:20,560
Can let's see fucking

2014
02:13:20,560 --> 02:13:22,560
Ravens paradox

2015
02:13:24,560 --> 02:13:26,560
A black raven in the collection

2016
02:13:26,560 --> 02:13:28,560
Of non black ravens a raven paradox

2017
02:13:28,560 --> 02:13:30,560
Suggests is that they're fucking both

2018
02:13:30,560 --> 02:13:32,560
Fuck you I don't care

2019
02:13:32,560 --> 02:13:34,560
Paradox all ravens

2020
02:13:34,560 --> 02:13:36,560
Are black in the form of

2021
02:13:36,560 --> 02:13:38,560
An implication this can be expressed

2022
02:13:38,560 --> 02:13:40,560
If a raven is black if

2023
02:13:40,560 --> 02:13:42,560
If something is a raven then it is black

2024
02:13:42,560 --> 02:13:44,560
If something is not black then it is not

2025
02:13:44,560 --> 02:13:46,560
Raven my pet raven

2026
02:13:46,560 --> 02:13:48,560
Is black this green apple

2027
02:13:48,560 --> 02:13:50,560
Is not black so it is not a raven

2028
02:13:50,560 --> 02:13:52,560
What the fuck

2029
02:13:52,560 --> 02:13:54,560
And get this one I don't

2030
02:13:54,560 --> 02:13:56,560
Get it bro we're just not

2031
02:13:56,560 --> 02:13:58,560
We're just not smart enough to understand these

2032
02:13:58,560 --> 02:14:00,560
These are fucking retarded and do

2033
02:14:00,560 --> 02:14:02,560
These are just speed like

2034
02:14:02,560 --> 02:14:04,560
This is like well actually

2035
02:14:04,560 --> 02:14:06,560
Fucking shit fuck you

2036
02:14:08,560 --> 02:14:10,560
Bro I don't know

2037
02:14:10,560 --> 02:14:12,560
I think I think people like that

2038
02:14:12,560 --> 02:14:14,560
That think they're intelligent

2039
02:14:14,560 --> 02:14:16,560
Like make up

2040
02:14:16,560 --> 02:14:18,560
Ways to say things

2041
02:14:18,560 --> 02:14:20,560
That are just sound

2042
02:14:20,560 --> 02:14:22,560
Okay all right let's read this one

2043
02:14:22,560 --> 02:14:24,560
The unexpected hanging paradox

2044
02:14:24,560 --> 02:14:44,560
A judge that tells a prisoner that he will be hanged at noon on one Wednesday in the following week but that the execution will be a surprise to the prisoner. He will not know the day of his hanging until the executioner knocks on his cell noon that day. Having reflected on this sentence the prisoner draws the conclusion that he will escape from the hanging. His reasoning is in several parts.

2045
02:14:44,560 --> 02:14:58,560
He begins by concluding that the surprise hanging cannot be on a Friday as he hasn't suspected as he hasn't been hanged on Thursday. There is only one day left so it won't be a surprise if he's hanged on Friday. Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him he concludes that it cannot occur on a Friday because it is a surprise to him.

2046
02:14:58,560 --> 02:15:18,560
As he hasn't suspected as he hasn't been hanged on Thursday. There is only one day left so it won't be a surprise if he's hanged on Friday. Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him he concludes that it cannot occur on a Friday because it would be within the week. He said he's going to be hanged within the week so if he wasn't hanged on Thursday he knows it would be noon on Friday. So he knows that it can never be Friday. He reasons that the surprise hanging cannot be on a Friday.

2047
02:15:18,560 --> 02:15:34,560
Because either Friday has already been eliminated and if he hasn't been hanged by Wednesday at noon the hanging must occur on Thursday making it the Thursday hanging not a surprise. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging cannot occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he retires to his cell confident that the hanging will not occur on a Friday.

2048
02:15:34,560 --> 02:15:58,560
Because either Friday has already been eliminated and if he hasn't been hanged by Wednesday at noon the hanging must occur on Thursday making it the Thursday hanging not a surprise. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging cannot occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he retires to his cell confident that the hanging will not occur. The next week the executioner knocks on the prisoner's door at noon which despite all of the above was an utter surprise to him. The judge said that everything the judge said came true.

2049
02:15:58,560 --> 02:16:22,560
So what is that? Bro I think you just blew my mind. So you would know that it's the hanging cannot take place on a Friday because if it didn't take if the hanging didn't take place on Thursday then you would know what happens on Friday so it's not on Friday.

2050
02:16:22,560 --> 02:16:49,560
And if it didn't happen on Monday it wouldn't be a surprise on Monday because if you expect what the fuck is this shit. You blow my mind too. What the fuck hanging will occur on a Monday or Tuesday. If the hanging occurs on a Monday then the prisoner will not know on Sunday evening that he will be hanged.

2051
02:16:49,560 --> 02:16:54,560
If the hanging occurs on a Tuesday the prisoner will not know that on that Monday evening that that will event.

2052
02:16:54,560 --> 02:17:06,560
Bro it feels like you're speaking but no words are coming out. I don't fucking know.

2053
02:17:06,560 --> 02:17:20,560
The premise of this the bottled in paradox the premise of the story creates a logical paradox similar to the unexpected hanging clearly no rational person would buy it as for for one cent as it would make it impossible to be sold at a loss.

2054
02:17:20,560 --> 02:17:27,560
However it follows no rational fucking the story. What the fuck are you talking about.

2055
02:17:27,560 --> 02:17:41,560
What is the fucking paradox.

2056
02:17:41,560 --> 02:18:06,560
A poor native Hawaiian buys a strange unbreakable bottle bottle from a sad elderly gentleman who credits this bottle with his fortune. He promises that an imp residing in the bottle will also grant this this man his every desire. Of course there's a catch. This bottle must be sold for cash at a loss for less than its owner originally paid and cannot be thrown away or given away or else it'll magically return to him.

2057
02:18:06,560 --> 02:18:21,560
All these rules must be explained by each by each. All these rules must be explained by each seller to each purchaser. If the owner of the bottle dies without having sold it in the prescribed manner and the person's soul will burn in hell for eternity.

2058
02:18:21,560 --> 02:18:37,560
The bottle is said to have been brought to earth by the devil first purchased by some random guy for millions. Then it was owned by Napoleon and Captain James Cook and accounted for their great success by the end of the story. It has diminished the price to fifty dollars.

2059
02:18:37,560 --> 02:18:57,560
The man buys the bottle and instantly test it by wishing for his money to be refunded and by trying to sell it for more than he paid and abandoning it to test if the story is true. He will get he when these all work as describes he realizes the bottle doesn't does indeed have an unholy power and he wishes for his heart's desire.

2060
02:18:57,560 --> 02:19:10,560
He goes to a big fancy mountain mansion with a landed estate and he finds his wish granted but at a price his beloved uncles and cousins have been killed in a boating accident leaving the man the soul here to his uncle's fortune.

2061
02:19:10,560 --> 02:19:21,560
The man is horrified but then uses his money to build his house having all he wants being happy he explains that the risk to a friend who wants to buy the bottle from him.

2062
02:19:21,560 --> 02:19:37,560
He we lives a happy life but there's something missing walking along the beach one night. He meets a beautiful woman named fucking whatever they soon fall in love and become engaged. The man's happiness is shared on the night of his betrothal retrieval whatever fucking marriage.

2063
02:19:37,560 --> 02:19:55,560
He then discovers he has counted the then he contracted the in can the incurable disease of leprosy. He must give up his house and wife and live in whatever a remote community for lepers unless he can recover the bottle and use it to cure himself.

2064
02:19:55,560 --> 02:20:09,560
Kiwi then begins this quest by attending to track down the friend that he sold his bottle to. He then but then his friend suddenly becomes wealthy and leaves Hawaii Kiwi traces the path of the bottle through its many buyers and eventually finds some dude.

2065
02:20:09,560 --> 02:20:26,560
The man is of European ancestry and has both good and bad news for him. He owns the bottle and is very willing to sell but be he is only sold he has only paid two cents therefore Kiwi buys it and is not able to resell it.

2066
02:20:26,560 --> 02:20:52,560
Kiwi then decides to buy the bottle anyways for the price of one set and indeed cures himself. However he is understandably despondent how he can possibly enjoy life knowing that he's going to go to hell. His wife then makes his depression for his wife mistakes his depression for regret at their marriage and asked for a divorce Kiwi confesses his secret to her.

2067
02:20:52,560 --> 02:21:07,560
The wife then suggests they sail with the bottle to Haiti and on the Ogo Pogo colonists or whatever a coin worth one fifth of an American cent and as a potential recourse for the man when they arrive.

2068
02:21:07,560 --> 02:21:25,560
However the suspicous the suspicous Nave natives will not touch the bottle. The man determines that to make a supreme sacrifice to save her her husband from his fate. However she knows that he could never sell the bottle to her knowingly.

2069
02:21:25,560 --> 02:21:38,560
She is forced to bribe an old sailor to buy the bottle for four cent meaths then the understanding was that she will secretly buy it back for three and now Kiwi is happy but she carries the curse.

2070
02:21:38,560 --> 02:21:55,560
The man discovers that his wife has done and is resolved to sacrifice himself for her and the same manners he ranges for the boat swine. That's a weird and that's a weird word to buy the bottle for two centimeters promising that he will buy it back for one.

2071
02:21:55,560 --> 02:22:12,560
Thus sealing his doom. However the drunken sailor refuses to part with it and is unafraid of the prospects of hell. He says I reckon I'm going anyway. Kiwi then returns to his wife then free of the curse and the reader is encouraged to believe that they lived happily ever after.

2072
02:22:12,560 --> 02:22:26,560
So the imp in the bottle basically is you have to sell the bottle for less than you got it for. But if you sell if you buy it for one cent you can never sell it for a loss.

2073
02:22:26,560 --> 02:22:43,560
So then you're damned to hell. No matter what type thing, but if you knew about that and you're buying, why would you buy it for one cent like this whole thing is just like hey, if you buy this bottle you get a wish, but you go to hell.

2074
02:22:43,560 --> 02:23:00,560
I don't know. Why do people buy like Zach Bagans? Why do they buy ghost artifacts that are haunted because that's fucking cool like and lorraine's haunted museum there with the anabelle doll in it. I want to go to that yeah. So do I

2075
02:23:02,560 --> 02:23:03,560
it's a netiquette right

2076
02:23:03,560 --> 02:23:17,560
right. You right there yeah, I'm trying to fucking figure out what the paradox in this is. I don't know that was a long story for a paradox though yeah

2077
02:23:18,560 --> 02:23:21,560
the temperature paradox. What the fuck is this one?

2078
02:23:21,560 --> 02:23:32,560
One if temperature is ninety and the temperature is rising, that would seem so

2079
02:23:32,560 --> 02:23:45,560
to entail that the ninety is rising. What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about bro? Oh God, you sent the picture of Kanye with

2080
02:23:45,560 --> 02:24:01,560
fucking evil eyes and evil mouth. A male barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself?

2081
02:24:01,560 --> 02:24:17,560
If a male barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves, does he shave himself? So basically this one is if a barber only shaves men that don't shave themselves, does he shave himself?

2082
02:24:17,560 --> 02:24:37,560
Because he wouldn't he would only shave somebody who doesn't shave themselves. Just fucking shave yourself. What the fuck are these stupid fucking fuck you know, I think he I think he shaves himself because he shaves other people and they all shave themselves.

2083
02:24:37,560 --> 02:24:58,560
This is a stupid paradox. If this sentence is true, then Germany borders China. Okay, it doesn't. I know it doesn't, but if this sentence is true, then Germany borders China. Sentence is not true, but the sentence is not true that Germany. I think it's one of those things where it's not true.

2084
02:24:58,560 --> 02:25:26,560
This is not true, but the sentence is not true that Germany. I think it's one of those things where it's just like I'm lying to you, but what the fuck you okay? This sentence is false. That's that's a paradox.

2085
02:25:28,560 --> 02:25:53,560
Yes, well, is it true that the sentence is false? If this sentence is false, then is it true if I stay that this sentence is false, but it's a true sentence and I say it's false. Does that means true or does it mean as false? Yes, I don't know. I don't know, bro.

2086
02:25:53,560 --> 02:26:21,560
This next statement is true and the previous statement is false. That's a paradox. What would happen if Pinocchio says my nose grows now? Because Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies and he says my nose will grow and if his nose doesn't grow, then he's lying. So his nose will grow. But if his nose doesn't grow, then he's lying.

2087
02:26:21,560 --> 02:26:48,560
You think Pinocchio ever just like sticks his nose up like people's asses? What the fuck are you talking about? I don't know. Like you think women want to like get fucked by Pinocchio's nose. I don't think so. I could be a word fetish. I'm damn sure. Yeah, if you say it's odd, then it's true.

2088
02:26:48,560 --> 02:27:17,560
If you say it's opposite day today and it's opposite day, then it's not opposite day, but then you just be lying. You'd be a fucking liar. Then oh, this is an interesting one. This one I actually heard before. If you remove one grain of sand from a heap, then you still have a heap. If you keep removing single grains of sand, then the heap will disappear.

2089
02:27:17,560 --> 02:27:41,240
But can a single grain of sand make the difference between a heap and a non heap? No, it's pretty straightforward. Like at what point does it not become a heap? Yeah, like at what point does a grain of sand like you keep taking grains of sand off and at what point does it stop being a heap? When it's one grain of sand seventy two.

2090
02:27:41,240 --> 02:27:59,240
Okay, that's the exact number. That's the exact number. Well, the time that Don Juan called McDonald's and he's like, how many fries in a large fry? Fifty sixes of fifty nine.

2091
02:27:59,240 --> 02:28:25,240
Good. The Monte Hall problem. Oh God, I know that one. What is that one? There's a game show, game show host, Monte Hall and there's plays a game where there's three doors and there's a car behind one door and there's like a goat or something behind the

2092
02:28:25,240 --> 02:28:52,240
other ones and he asks you, you have to pick a door that you want. So you pick a door, pick one, two or three. So what do you pick? Okay, so here's what it was. You pick a door and say door number one and the host who knows what's behind the doors opens another door, say number three and it has the goat.

2093
02:28:52,240 --> 02:29:15,240
When he says to you, do you want to pick door number two? Is it in your advantage to switch your choice? Yes, because the odds are greater of picking the car if you switch. Really? How are the odds greater? Because if you pick number one and he knows which door is the thing and he opens door number three and it's a goat.

2094
02:29:15,240 --> 02:29:44,240
Because when you first pick it's one out of three when you first pick, it's one and third odds and then when he offers for you to switch. So in the beginning, right, you had a one and third shot of picking the car. So you had a two third shot of getting it wrong. Yeah. So when he says, do you want to switch? It's profitable for you to switch because then it would be a fifty fifty shot, but if it's a fifty fifty shot, one and staying

2095
02:29:44,240 --> 02:30:13,240
the same just be the same as a coin flip. Yes, it would be a fifty fifty shot after he opens the one that's not a door, but he already picked a door and he and he took one door out. So that means you have two doors. What did it make sense? Just to what it? It wouldn't be a one in three shot at that point because wouldn't it just be the same one half because he already showed you that door number three has the goat behind it.

2096
02:30:13,240 --> 02:30:42,240
So wouldn't just staying with door number one thing, it would be a two third shot because in the beginning you were more likely to pick wrong. So when you switch, you're actually increasing your odds to I think two thirds rather than one third. How? Because when it like what's behind the other door number like if is it just like a go to go to the car. So two goats in a car and the first one that's the same as the one that's behind the other.

2097
02:30:42,240 --> 02:31:11,240
And the first one that you pick is the first one that you pick. So the first one that you pick is a one and third shot of getting it right. So then it would just be they take that away. Then you have one half like it wouldn't that just be the same thing like if you just kept your your door. No, that's like the that's what most people think it would be, which is why this is like a classic math problem.

2098
02:31:11,240 --> 02:31:40,240
But I failed geometry three times in high school. Once once the guy takes away the one with the goat in it, then fuck God, I'm too. This was a guy. The guy takes away the one with the goat in it right and he says you want to switch and then you say yes.

2099
02:31:40,240 --> 02:32:01,240
It would be a great. Yeah, it would be a greater chance. Yeah, the response that the scientists said is that you should probably switch the door with the understanding with the under the standard assumption that switching the strategy has a two and three probability of going to car.

2100
02:32:01,240 --> 02:32:16,240
Yeah, while the strategy that remains with the initial choice is only a one in three probability when the patient makes their first player not patient. When the player makes their first choice, there's a two and three chance the cars behind one of the doors that is not chosen.

2101
02:32:16,240 --> 02:32:38,240
But the probability does not change after the host reveals the goat of the one certain doors when the host provides the information about the two unchosen doors revealing that one of them does not have the car behind it. The two and three chance of the car being behind one of the unchosen doors rest on the unchosen door and the unrevealed door.

2102
02:32:38,240 --> 02:32:52,240
As opposed to one in three chance what that doesn't make sense though. Like it would be the same fucking thing. The doors are the same fucking thing. There's a goat behind one of the fucking doors and there's a car behind one of the other fucking doors. I don't want the goat.

2103
02:32:52,240 --> 02:33:13,240
I want the fucking car. Yeah, well, that's the point really God. I don't like fucking goats goats are assholes. Why don't you just get mad at math rather than goats fuck the goats? God damn you're gonna use that as the sound bite aren't you fuck the goats?

2104
02:33:13,240 --> 02:33:35,240
So you failed the geometry three times. Well, yeah, it was bad. Yeah, I was in the advanced math. I had one of the highest grades on the state Regents exam for history.

2105
02:33:35,240 --> 02:33:53,240
There's this girl I remember one time in trigonometry class or algebra two trigonometry. There's this girl. Basic thuganomics. This girl who's like a kind of dumb, but like, I don't know, like kind of smart but also just really dumb.

2106
02:33:53,240 --> 02:34:08,240
And she sat behind me and I knew she always cheated off me because she looked at my, I was looking at my paper. But one day the teacher was like, during the test, he goes, Congrats to the only two people that got a hundred.

2107
02:34:08,240 --> 02:34:29,240
And he's like Casey and this girl, like fuck you, cheated off me. Jesus Christ. Unbelievable. All right. Well, I'm pretty beat. You want to wrap this up?

2108
02:34:29,240 --> 02:34:53,240
Sure. Well, that was our spooky Halloween episode. We, we had some good stories today. We spoke about Kanye West and some shitty paradoxes next time on the podcast. Dan and Tyler go missing. Yeah, we'll go missing. If you know, if you, if we go missing, you know what happened.

2109
02:34:53,240 --> 02:35:16,240
Hunt down the rake for us. Here's some ghost stories about the cryptoids crypto shout out to our sponsor, Capri sun, Capri sun, the best juice box. Best one I've ever tasted the best, best one. Anyways, thank you guys for watching. And as always, take care of yourself and each other.

2110
02:35:16,240 --> 02:35:43,240
For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.

2111
02:35:43,240 --> 02:36:02,240
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck did the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing, they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist.

2112
02:36:02,240 --> 02:36:15,240
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall. Okay? They have dread, they're super soldiers.

2113
02:36:15,240 --> 02:36:19,240
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.

2114
02:36:19,240 --> 02:36:44,240
I do not negotiate with them. I do not listen to them.

2115
02:36:44,240 --> 02:37:03,240
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus. You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.

2116
02:37:03,240 --> 02:37:17,240
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real. They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.

2117
02:37:17,240 --> 02:37:23,240
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely violent.

2118
02:37:23,240 --> 02:37:30,240
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord kibbit.

2119
02:37:30,240 --> 02:37:34,240
We're only living in the third dimension.

2120
02:38:00,240 --> 02:38:07,240
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.

2121
02:38:07,240 --> 02:38:18,240
Okay, I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay, look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm.

2122
02:38:18,240 --> 02:38:25,240
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.

2123
02:38:25,240 --> 02:38:34,240
George Soros is the fucking devil. Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit. George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.

2124
02:38:34,240 --> 02:38:42,240
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit. Just don't fucking get it. Everybody likes Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.

2125
02:38:42,240 --> 02:38:55,240
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump. He's not the actual fucking leader. It's George Soros. It's Bill Gates. It's fucking Elon Musk. It's everyone out there. Everybody likes him.

2126
02:38:55,240 --> 02:39:13,240
He says, Elon Musk is so cool. He made like a place for all of us. The actual government is trying. The actual true government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis, are actually the ones that are controlling fucking the Holm. The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires. The pain is fucking lost by human beings.