For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as we speak.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten
feet tall.
Okay, so did they come from our planet?
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with her.
I do not listen to this.
Run!
Good morning.
Welcome to episode—what's this, 10 now?
Nine.
Nine?
Okay, welcome to episode nine of the Entitled Podcast, our Halloween special.
With Kanye West special.
Kanye West we're gonna talk about we're gonna talk about ghouls specters ghosts demons and Kanye West
Goddamn right
Hey yo, hey, it's me. I'm also known as yay now, so
I'm not gonna say what he said
That'll get his fucking actually cancelled. Well, you can say what he said. You're allowed to say what he said what he said. So let's just start
off with when you type in Kanye West to Google currently and top stories come up. It says news about Kanye West, Hitler and after
Hitler. That's what comes up when you type in the Kanye West names into Google exclusive Kanye West has disturbing history of
Kanye West reportedly wanted to name his album after Adolf Hitler and Kanye West allegedly wanted to call his 2018 album Hitler
So if anybody doesn't know about this
Casey you don't know so if anybody doesn't know about this K Kanye West our boy
the boy Kanye West has
Went on record and stated that
the Jews run everything in media and everything and that the biggest killers of black people are other black people and we should stop worrying about the white man and start worrying about the Jews
So aren't Jews white that's what I thought but apparently Jews seem to think otherwise. Can I say like Jews to like talk about Jews or do I have to say the Jewish people?
I can say whatever you want I'm not for taking away freedom of speech man but like is it like is it like is it like wrong to say like Jew instead of Jewish people because it's just like an abbreviation. It's a proper term. I think it's a proper term so proper term like and I think the Jews actually like I think it's the tone that you say you.
that you say Jew, because he'd be like yeah. The Jews are doing this or you
pick the fucking Jews are calling somebody a homo. If you're doing it to
be a negative, it's one thing, but if you're just like you homo, I'm just
labeling them. I'm just saying the Jew like the Jew, the Jewish people, but
you day, a Judea, the Jewish Christians, they're not Christian,
bro. They wrote fucking half your Bible. Yeah, the scary part of the Bible,
but enough about me. Kanye West, our boy. Let's see his actual, let's
quote Kanye West here.
This is just Kanye West's clothes, but you can't look at a glass half full
or empty if it's overflowing Kanye West. My greatest pain in life is I will
never be able to see myself perform live.
More people need to know they're not fucking cool.
50 50 is Eminem's favorite rapper. I'm my favorite rapper.
Of course it is. So let's go back into it. We are aware that Kanye West is
actually a diagnosed bipolar schizophrenic person. I don't know that,
but it sounds right. Yeah, he's a diagnosed bipolar schizophrenic. That
makes sense. He's like
he's saying some wild shit. Okay, he's definitely saying some fucking wild
shit, but in the same vein as Alex Jones, I think that he should be able to
say the wild shit that he's saying. He's getting canceled now. He's getting
canceled. Like I fucking said, they start with Alex Jones. Now they're going
to Kanye. Who the fuck's next? Then they come for untitled podcasts, untitled
podcast, the heaven and hell podcast. Never let them take us alive.
God damn right in Minecraft. So he's saying that the Jews control the music
industry and I did you did you pull it up? No, I was going, but based on I
think what you said the other day, Kanye West anti-semitic that he doesn't want
people writing songs about black people killing each other and the Jews
profiting off of it. Basically,
wow.
All right,
West on October third wears a white lives matter shirt
to a Yeezy fashion show in Paris.
The Southern Poverty Law Center says that the term is associated with neo
Nazi groups as a racist response to civil rights movement. Black Lives
Matter. Did we talk about Black Lives Matter yet? Oh God, a little bit, but
we could get into that later and describes himself as a dedicated
promotion of white race and of the white race and taking positive actions as a
united voice against issues facing our race, which in itself doesn't sound that
bad of a thing. Like I think it's okay to say people or it's okay to be white,
but whatever
Kanye's being racist towards his own race.
Yeah, I don't think that's actually racism. I think that just you know,
being an insane person
I could be like a fucking height white people. I think that the white race is
a piece of shit and I think that we should all be put in concentration
camps and I'm like like whatever
after criticizing LV M H, CEO Bernard all not West Fashion Show.
The rapper basis baselessly claims on Instagram that Arnold killed my best
friend quote
who killed his friend Bernard all Nalt. Who's I think he's another fashion
designer, some ship, but he died of cancer. His friend died of cancer, but
he's saying that the the other fashion designer killed his best friend
October six
West writes on Instagram
fuck Adidas. I am Adidas Adidas raped and stole my design.
He publicly complained about his contract with Adidas to make easy
products.
October six, he told Tucker Carlson that
there are more black babies quote. Okay, I'm going to quote this because this
is a little little rough. There are more black babies being aborted than born
in New York City at this point. 50% of black death in America is an abortion
and then brings up the singer Lizzo when saying being overweight is a genocide
of the black race.
Remember this? Remember this clip from years ago because he's always been
crazy. Oh, is this the Hurricane Katrina one?
There's now over 25 city streets and thriving neighborhoods.
Oh, I hate the way they betray us in the media. If you see a black family,
it says they're looting. See a white family that says they're looking for
food. And you know, it's been five days because most of the people are black.
And even for me to complain about, I would be a hypocrite because I've tried
to turn away from the teacher because it's too hard to watch. Also, Mike Myers
was shopping before he was given a donation. So now I'm calling my business manager
right now to see what is the biggest amount I can give. And just to imagine
if I was down there, and those are my people down there, so anybody out there
that wants to do anything that we can help with the set up the way America is
set up to help the poor, the black people, the less well off as slow as possible.
I mean, this is Red Cross is doing everything they can. We already realized a
lot of the people that could help are at war right now fighting another way.
And they've given them permission to go down and shoot us.
And then fucking Mike Myers.
And several, but in many ways more profoundly devastating is the lasting damage
to the survivor's will to rebuild and remain in the area. The destruction of the
spirit of the people of southern Louisiana and Mississippi may end up being
the most tragic loss of all. George Bush doesn't care about black people.
So, yeah, Kanye said some wild shit.
So this is this is when he started going off on the Jewish people on October 7th.
West is now restricted on Instagram for violating the ass policies of hate
speech after he posted a screenshot of a text conversation with Sean P.
Diddy Combs in. He said he was going to use Combs as an example of to show the
Jewish people that told you to call me that no one can threaten or influence me,
which the Jewish the Jewish American community states that tropes like greed
and control are about Jewish people. What?
What an example to show the Jewish people
told you to call me so that no one can threaten or influence me. And Jewish
people said that whatever on the ninth.
Okay, and the ninth Kanye West goes to Twitter and claims he's going to go
quote death con three on the Jewish people and apparent misspelling of death
calm.
He says he he then states he is not anti Semitic for him to say this because
black people are actually Jewish also and promptly locked his account.
I first learned Kanye should run for president a couple years. I would vote
for him
on October 10th
while his accountants were elsewhere. His accounts were not
blocked. West posted documentary on YouTube which contains footage of him
displaying a porn movie to executive
October 11th
vices motherboard leaks fluid fluid fluid footage of West's interview with
Carson that was edited out of the broadcast, including him saying the word
Jew refers to the lost 12 tribes of Judah who are known as the black race as
they really are a belief of the anti defamation league says that this stems
from the black Hebrew is he like Israelite movement also he falsely
states Planned Parenthood was founded to control to control the Jew population
October 12th the talk show the shop says it would not air an interview at West
because he was used the platform to reiterate more hate speech and
extremely dangerous stereotypes. We just have a schizophrenic episode probably
October 15th in a since deleted episode of drink champs West falsely claims
that George Floyd died because of fentanyl and not because of the former
officer Derek Shelvin knelt on his neck for nine minutes. Floyd's family
subsequently say it's
su just like I'm saying this is a this is very similar to the Alex Jones
situation. That's why I want to bring it up October. This isn't over yet either.
There's way more fucking insane shit that he said conservative social media
platform parlor announces Kanye West is buying it.
West says in a world where conservative opinions are considered to be
controversial, we have to make sure we have a conversation with the
conservative community. We have to make sure that we have a conversation with
the conservative community. We have to make sure we have the right to freely
express ourselves.
October 17th an interview with Chris Cuomo. West talks about the Jewish
underground media. It says he's going to go death con three. Once again miss
spikey speaking death con referred when black magicians sign the Jewish record
labels and those Jewish record labels take ownership a form of modern day
adl says his release are anti old age anti semitic cement anti old anti
semitic myths about Jewish greed and power to control of the entertainment
industry. I think the adl is a bunch of fucking pussies a lot of time. The what
anti defamation league yeah, there are a bunch of fucking pussies. You can't say
anything about the adl fucking be like you can't say that we're going to live
with the they're the anti racist people for the PC. They live there. Literally
the PC police for race, PC police on peer peers Morgan on this is fucking
keeps going
and Pierce Morgan uncensored after saying what he did not regret his
anti semitic remarks. West apologizes to people that I hurt within with the
death con statement and to the families of the people that had nothing to do
with the trauma that I've been through. He also tells Pierce Morgan that
President Joe Biden is fucking retarded.
Well, he's got one thing right for not taking the advice of Elon Musk and he
said that he can use a term because he has also suffered from mental health
issues. Fuck you on Musk. What he's like he called fucking retarded and he said
hey, I can use fucking retarded because I have mental health issues. Guess what
do you see? I got adhd and ptsd so I guess I can say retarded as well. I
guess so
so that's the that's up to October nineteenth and I think that was I think
that that's the end of that for right now, but why is he just going off the
rails this month? He might be off his meds again
yeah,
but
yeah, that's a that's that's interesting. I'm a free free easy. So
what we think about this? Do you think Kanye should be able to say these
these statements? I think of course I defend his freedom speech goddamn right.
I do, but again I don't support the things that he says, but I support the
right to say what you want, but God damn
God damn somebody shit that he said was fucking funny.
Yeah, well now he's a guy that's going to get sued probably by the George Floyd
people and you know, but just like Alex Jones and it's just what the fuck is
that? I think it's your sub pump.
But he's he's has a mental illness and he's getting sued over it. So this is
why like freedom of speech should be free.
Also a point should people with mental health issues be held responsible when
they're going through an episode of what they say or do?
I don't think so. In most cases, I mean if you're if you're killing somebody,
that's one thing, but if you're saying mean things when you're having a fucking
schizophrenic episode, I don't I think that you're having a schizophrenic episode.
Yeah, like even people that are like fight the police or like fight EMTs when
they're having a mental health crisis, which we are definitely fully charged
with anything usually now because the guy that we we had to tussle with after
he, you know, tried to attack me with his long ass fingernails.
See, I don't think he got charged with anything because, you know, he was having
a fucking episode. Yeah, like like I don't think I don't think you can like
judge somebody on a fucking mental health episode that they're having.
If it's like a drunk, then I'll judge you.
Like if you're drunk, that's one thing.
But if you're actually having a mental health episode, like you're not you're
not yourself. Like you're you're you're you're going off the rails a little bit.
Yeah, so Kanye's kind of doing that.
But he's famous, so he can't say anything that he wants, basically.
So that's that's actually a thing that we've been seeing a lot is that freedom
of speech doesn't really apply to famous people now.
Yeah. Well, like it's just like a pattern that we're seeing is that if you're a
famous person, you can't say you can't have freedom of speech because you're
considered dangerous because you can influence other people.
Yeah. Is that kind of what is that kind of what the thing is now?
Because I think famous people should still be covered under freedom of speech.
They should be. But famous people are just the ones that everybody hears.
So they're the ones that get like the scapegoat for saying things like a
regular person just said some of this stuff.
You know, they wouldn't be getting sued and all this.
But I think do you think the drugs are what killed Floyd Floyd?
Or do you think that do you think the cops are the ones that killed Floyd Floyd?
Yeah. Do you think the cause of the kill them or do you think it was a
combination of both? I think
George Floyd was a crisis actor
and Antifa hired him to support BLM. So you think they hired him to be a
mortar? Yeah, no, he's still alive. Oh, he's on an island with Elvis and Michael
Jackson. Yeah, no, he's
George Floyd is he's actually British. Oh, he's like he's like 20.
He's actually a British guy. Yeah, he's like 21 Savage and he came.
He was like an actor and he came over and there and he was like yo,
we got this thing for you. We're gonna start our cause and start these riots
up. So do you think that he faked his own death?
Yes, absolutely. And I think the other guy Chauvin wasn't on it too. Oh, he was
in on it. So he went to jail. Do you think he's still in jail or do you think
he got he got like he's got to like lay low for like a couple years and then
Chauvin and Antifa is gonna break him out and pay him off probably like
millions. Whoa bro, I tell you, you heard it here first.
Well, you gotta think about shit like that. Sometimes dude, you heard it.
You're totally I mean that that that incident created a riot and like every
major city in America, right like almost every city in America. Also, if fucking
they they they made the fucking autonomous zone and fucking
and god damn, what's it called? Seattle? I think it was or Oregon. Yeah,
Seattle. I think like the the protesters took over the city. Yeah, they took off.
They took over the city for three months and then the National Guard went
in like, all right, come on, get out, get out of here. Come on. That was going
on when we were working. Yeah, it was absolutely on the ambulance. I remember
that that night very well protesters took over like all of South Pearl Street.
Oh yeah, they took over the entire city. Remember, we only had two calls that
entire night because the EMA, the nine with one system was fucking basically
down. Yeah, they're like no, we're not going to send anyone. That was literally
what it was like. Like if somebody wasn't like actively dying, they didn't
send anybody. Well, they tell people on the phone, the dispatcher is like yeah,
no, we're not gonna send anybody right now because I think we got called for a
couple things, but then when the police went to to secure the scene, they're
already gone, so they're like yeah, you're good. So like we only had like
two acts like no. We had one call. I think that night like one
yeah. We were just hiding in the building for most of the time. We had
that guy who got bricked in the head. Oh yeah, I think we got a call to go down
to the like the main part of the riot, but we got canceled and then we had
one guy who was up on up near our station. I got bricked. Oh yeah, yeah,
he got bricked good. Did he die?
No, I don't think so. He might have died. Whatever
is that an inhale scream? I don't know man. I don't know. You ever hear
inhale screaming no like metal screams. Oh, like that's right.
Are you inhaling? Yeah, yeah, no, it hurts the shit on my throat. You can't
do that. I can do it. It just hurts the shit off my throat. I'm not going to. I
can actually like that doesn't hurt my throat at all when I did that. Yeah, I
can do the
and he was like
guttural, guttural pig screams or red old metal music. It's so weird. So
it's the Halloween episode. Oh yeah, absolutely. Spooky, spooky Halloween
at times. My basement at night. Yo, yeah, hit that effect. I wanna, I wanna
spook some people. What effect the spooky effect?
Oh, the reverb. Oh yeah, you gotta. I'll have to pause it and I'll have to
pause it first. All right, cool. Whatever. All right.
Welcome to the spooky Halloween episode. Thunder claps and ghosting
all right. I don't know what that was, but we're back. It's pretty
spooky, huh? Some, some spirit voice came over over the mics there. I think
I was possessed for a couple seconds there, so let's do something,
something Halloween themed here. Do you have any, do you have any spooky stories?
I got a lot of spooky stories. All right, I got a shit ton of spooky stories
actually. I don't know. I don't know. There's no too many spooky stories, but
like, do you want to be like some, do you want to just like make up some? Do
you want to do like myths? Do you want to do made up stories? Do you want to do
like some actual stories? I got, I can make them up or you can like, you can
use a real one. I don't know. I'll tell, I'll tell a couple of them if you
want to, if you want to think of some. Oh yeah. So let's get some spooky
ambience going and I'll try to, I'll try to tell some shit. Oh shit. Oh boy.
Welcome. All right. So I'm going to tell one of my first ghost experiences.
Actually, let's, let's go back all the way to like 2010. Oh shit, boy.
So I was 12 years old. Throwback. And I was, I used to work for a haunted house
back in, back in the day. It was like a local haunted house type thing, but we had to go to,
we had to go to the cemetery and like get like leaves and stuff because we had talked
to the owner of the cemetery. I'm sorry. This feels like sad music, not, not as
spooky as I was going for. Oh, okay. I will go for something even more fucking spooky.
Oh, fuck. There you go. Continue. So we'd always, we'd always go to the cemetery to
get leaves because we had like a thing with the cemetery where like if we needed leaves for the
haunted house, we could go there. And basically we did it in a, in like a, like old basketball
court, like a covered basketball court. So like we would put like leaves over the ground so you
couldn't see like the basketball court. Anyways, that not the point of the story. So like we would
go to the cemetery every year and get leaves and stuff. And that was real fucking scary.
It was, it was, it was giving me the heebie-jeebies. So I, I was there with my dad and we were raking
leaves and it was like close to like sunset. You know how like the sunsets around six o'clock,
like, like at this time of year. So I was, I was raking leaves and stuff and all of a sudden
I started hearing like footsteps going through the leaves, like a couple of like,
let's say like 20 yards back from us. There's nobody there, like no animals or anything. So
I'm like, that's weird. And then like, I kind of was just like, hey, dad, did you hear any of that
shit? And he's just like, don't worry about it. So I, so that's not conservative. So I kept on,
you know, just raking the leaves and shit and like whatever. And then I had like the fucking like
a corner of my eye. I literally saw the leaves look like they had footsteps going through them.
Like you, like how you can kind of like see like the leaves like move around and stuff.
It wasn't like a gust of wind or anything. It was a single line where you could see the leaves
keep on getting pushed down. Like somebody was walking over there. It was really fucking cool.
And like, I was just like, did you, did you see that? And he just goes,
yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. Is that your house?
No, this was at the cemetery. Why are you, why are you raking leaves out of the cemetery?
Because like we, we would rake the leaves at our house and bring them there. And then like,
we'd run out of leaves at our house. So we had like a deal with the cemetery that we could like
go in and rake the leaves and just bring some stuff, you know? Why do you need extra leaves?
It was for the haunted house thing. Cause it was like on the indoor basketball court thing.
So we'd cover it with leaves so you couldn't see. You had a haunted house?
I worked at a haunted house. It was my, my uncle's haunted house.
But it was, it was, it was, it's cool. But that was like, that was my first like actual like ghost
experience that it wasn't like one of the cooler ones that I had, but that was one of the first
ones that I had. You said you had to actually a couple of real ghost stories, didn't you? Because
I can, I can sell a couple of mine, but everybody hears my ghost stories. We just, I just keep telling
them. I got, I got a shit ton of them. I don't have any, too many actual ghost experiences.
I actually don't think I have any really except to falling on my ass, but when we were ghost
hunting, you fell on your ass, dark ambience, dark ambient. The other one was like, the other
one was like fucking getting out of my nerves. This is what I was going for. Jesus Christ.
This is real fucking. I don't have any really things that actually happened to me. Really?
But that's not ghost, which is a good thing, I guess. Maybe, I guess, depends on your
happenstance. Well, I don't want any ghosts in my house. So I mean, I did. I told the story of the
thing behind me, I think already. Did I ever tell the picture, the one where I got a picture? I
didn't get a picture. I tried to take a picture of something. All right. Yeah. I think I'll tell this
one. So me and my me and my girlfriend, we've been dating for about five years at this point.
We went up to Silver Bay, the place that me and you went to for ghost hunting, and we just went
up there to, you know, take stupid couples pictures and stuff because it's a nice area.
But the sun started to set and that place gets real fucking spooky after the sun sets.
So I was I was just walking around. My girlfriend kind of was just like, can we kind of hurry out
of here? I'm getting a little scared. And I'm like, fuck it. We can stay a little bit longer.
I want to see some spooky stuff because, you know, like I said, one out of a hundred times you go to
a place, something spooky is going to happen. But I just had a feeling something was going to happen
that day, you know. So I was we were walking around and we got to the gym. You know, the gym, the
place where you busted your ass. Yeah. So I was in the backside of the gym, not the front end,
where there's a where there's a door in the basement that you can get to the door to the
basement and kind of go upstairs from there. And I was walking by and I'm like, hey, how about we
how about we just take a Polaroid in there, see what happens? So she was standing behind me and
I opened up the door and, you know, when you look at a dark place and it's dark, but you can still
kind of see into it. Yeah, it wasn't that like it was a darkness that like you couldn't see through.
And I've been to that place fucking hundreds of times and it was a darkness that I didn't see
before. And I figure, but it was like a darkness, like it wasn't like a shape of a figure. It was
just like the entire thing was like too dark to see into, which isn't how it is because there's
like emergency lights and stuff. So you can still always see in there, but you couldn't see through
the glass door. So I looked at it and I'm like, this is weird. She's like, what? It's just dark
in there. I'm like, it's not that dark normally. So I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
that dark normally. So I got my Polaroid out and I opened up the door and opening the door with the
light outside, didn't breach the darkness at all. So I opened up the door and I take my little
Polaroid camera out and I took a flash photo. Like, you know how you have to like crank the
flash and do that. So I took a flash photo and I shit you not. I'm getting goosebumps telling this.
Um, I shit you not. I took the photo with the flash on and it was a figure that was
burned. It looked like it was, its face looked like it had flesh missing from burns,
but it didn't have any features. It was a featureless face that was just burned skin
in Jesus and it instantly flashed. Then it went away and I was like, whoa,
it like it was like, holy shit. And I'm like, that's so fucking cool. And like then when I did that,
the darkness faded and went back to normal and I turned around and I went, I looked at my girlfriend
like, Hey, did you see that? And she's gone. She's fucking bolted, ran super. I'm like,
so you saw the figure on the photo or in real life, in real life, I saw it. And then when I,
when like, you know how Polaroids take like a minute to like, like, uh, develop. Uh, when I got,
when it developed nothing, it was just a, it was just a dark hallway. It was, but it leads some
credence to this story because I, uh, uh, I was there with my girlfriend. And then because I
wanted to see what, like what she saw, I asked her what she saw because she ran away because of what
she saw. And she goes, I saw a, a, a burned thing. It looked like it was burned. And I'm like,
you saw exactly what I saw. And I'm like, I wanted to go in there and check it out. And you're like,
and she's like, no, I don't, I don't want to do that.
So, um, I was like, where are you going? She's fucking gone. She ran up to my car and I'm like,
fuck man. So I went up and I, I, I comforted her saying that there's the spooky things aren't
going to do anything to us, but it had a real spooky feeling until we got out of the woods there.
Like, you know how you have to drive back through the woods to get out to the highway there?
Uh, when I was driving through the woods there, it felt like something was like watching us from
the tree line. Like it just kept on feeling like somebody was watching us. And once we finally got
back onto the highway, nothing, it went away. We got out of the tree line. There was, it stopped
following us, but I don't think it's, I don't think that thing's based in the area. I think it's based
in the entire woods. Um, I think it might be extra terrestrial. Uh, no, that was, that had a different
feeling than an extra terrestrial event. Maybe it was an extra terrestrial controlled by the CIA.
Well, you heard it here. You heard it here first. But, um, it's, uh, that one was weird because the
story of the place actually is that, um, the, the hotel there, it's not really a hotel. It's more
like an inn. You can call it, but like the, the main like inn there, uh, it's shaped like a U now,
but it used to be shaped like a T. Like it used to have like the main like foyer area and then it had
a line of three floors. That's like the, the middle part. That middle part got burned down during a
Boy Scout event and it was rebuilt into the U shape that it is now. But at that event, three kids died
and burned to death. So was it the thing that, was the thing that I saw that was burnt? Was that one
of the kids? I don't know. Was it, was it like head shaped or was it like adult? It was, um, it was
shorter than I am. I'm 5'11". Um, I'd put it at like 5'6", 5'5", 7", around that area. So like,
it's, it's reasonable size. Maybe a 12 year old could be that high, you know, like a taller 12
year old. Yeah. But like it was, it was, it was pooky because like when I was taking the picture,
when I took the flash, it was like fucking inches from me. That, that was what was scary to me.
Oh wow. It was like fucking inches from my face. That was really fucking scary. But like,
I got a couple other stories about that place. You want to hear them, bro. I like when, um,
when I'm ghost adventures, when they go into people's houses, like to help them with, uh,
super natural activity. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And at the end, they're just like, they just investigate
and they just freak out and do stupid stuff. And they're like, ah, we helped you.
You just fucking, you just fucking put some words on the spirit box. You didn't get rid of the
thing for the family. Also, if anything, I think they would just piss it off more, you know,
bro. But I got another story about there and, um, me and my dad, uh, went up there a lot when I was
younger. It's kind of like the area where me and him kind of like got away from it all. Like it was,
it's a relaxing area when spooky stuff isn't happening, but me and him, we would go up to
that gym and work out a lot. So it was, you know, midnight, 1am we were working out. We, we finished
our, we finished our workout, cleaned up the machines, went home, but in the end there's a
fourth floor actually. Um, and that fourth floor has a couple of windows, but that fourth floor is
off limits to even the staff. Only the owner can go up there. And this is, mind you, middle of fall.
So there wasn't anybody there at this point, no cars there, nothing like that. Like if like somebody's
up there, you know, somebody's up there. Um, it's one of those things where like you can see the cars
at like the main main area, if there's like somebody there, but there was nobody there, anything like
that. And we were driving past it and there's a light on the fourth floor, which there's never a
light on the fourth floor ever. So we're like, that's fucking weird. So my dad kind of slowed down the
car and we like kind of looked up and then we saw a figure, human shape walk, look out the window
and then the light started to flicker behind it. Like it was, it was really like, but the light
wasn't like a light. It wasn't like, like a light bulb type light. It was like a orange like glow
almost. It was, it was weird. And then we drove past when we were driving past the, uh, the figure
darted, like it darted out of the window and then the light just went poof, black. So it's a place
it's a place is really, really fucking interesting. There's a lot of places, uh, like that all over
America and the world. Only American, only American, only in America. This is fucking America,
but, um, it's a, it's really fucking cool. Um, there's a couple of stories like I had, um,
I ride my bike to the cemetery by my house a lot, um, because it has like nice roads, um, and like
there's not many cars there. So I don't really gotta worry about like a car hitting me or anything.
And I wear my headphones like when I'm riding my bike through there. And, um, so I was riding
my bike through it. Um, one of like, uh, this happens multiple times too. Like this isn't just
like a one time thing. So it leads some credence to it, but like I'm riding my, I'm riding my bike
to the cemetery and, um, through my headphones, I heard Tyler and I'm like, what? And I like took my
headphone off and I'm kind of like, hello? Like I stopped my bike and like, is anybody calling me?
Like, like, like I yelled it, like, so like, if anybody was around, they could hear me and they're
like nothing. So I put my headphone back on, like go to riding about five minutes later, I hear,
Hey Tyler. I'm like, I took my headphone off again. I'm like, anybody like, is anybody talking to me?
Anything like that? Hello? And nothing. And then I was riding past a, uh, I was riding past like
the pond that they have there and I took a break and, um, there's a little pond in the middle of
the cemetery and there's some benches there. So I took a break. I put, I put my bike on my kickstand
just kind of went there. I was taking a break and then the, this is going to sound fucking really
stupid, but it looked like an arm reached out of the pond. Yo zombie. No, no, no. Like it was like,
it was like see through, like I could see the hand come out of the pond and then it went back in
and then it had ripples when it went back under the water and I'm like, I'm going to ride home.
I'm, I'm, I'm good with this for right now. You think that was a ghost or schizophrenia?
But I don't know. I don't know. Like Kanye and the Jews.
You and ponds don't do well. Me and Ponds don't do well. That was the only time I talked about a pond.
I'm just saying, man, just, just don't go near ponds. Okay. You think a ghost is going to drag
me under? Yeah. You know, any, you know, any like scary stories, like fiction stories?
There's a couple of fictional, there's a couple of fictional ones.
I read this one all the time when I was a, when I was a little kid from scary stories to tell
in the dark. You ever read that? Yeah, I have. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, you just gotta, you just gotta,
you just gotta go by what's in your head, man. Just make something up. Just make up a,
make up a scary story.
Tell me, tell me, tell me the one that you were, you were doing.
Oh, so there's like, so there's, there's this little girl, right? And she goes to school and
she meets this little boy and they have a crush on each other. Okay. And she's always wearing this
red scarf. And so they grow up and they fall in love and they start dating or whatever. And the
girl never takes off her red scarf all the time. And he's like, I'm not going to do that. I'm just
going to try to be a good friend to her. And then one day she's on her deathbed and she's like,
can you finally tell me why you can't take off the red scarf? And she's like, it's time to take it
off. And she takes it off and her head falls off. Or something like that. Oh, fucking legend of
sleepy Hollow, the headless horseman. That's a real one. I think that's a real one.
Or something like that. Oh fucking legend of sleepy Hollow, the headless horseman. That's a really
fucking cool story. You ever hear the legend about that? Like the full story of it. So let's say
because we're from New York, it's a local legend. So the legend of sleepy Hollow, it's a story of
a man named Ichabod Crane and his unfortunate run-in with the headless horseman. So the headless
horseman. We got to go back in time even before Ichabod Crane. So in the sleepy town of sleepy
Hollow, there was, during the Revolutionary War, there was a battle. And in this battle,
the colonial forces were fighting against the Hessian soldiers that the British hired to help
them fight in the war. So the Hessian soldiers were actually German soldiers. They were mercenaries
that helped out the British. So these Hessian soldiers were surrounding a town. Actually,
no, the Hessian soldiers were in the town and the revolutionaries were surrounding it. So
they didn't know that the revolutionaries were surrounding the town. So they were at a bar.
So there was one Hessian captain. He was sitting at the bar having a tall, tall
stein of beer. Taste it, he said. This tastes like shit. This isn't my home country's beer.
Tastes like Miller Lite.
This tastes like garbage. He goes, waiter. The waiter comes over and he goes, do you have any
fine German beer? And he goes, the fuck does this look like? We're in the colonies. We don't got
any of this German beer. And he goes, then get me your best beer. So he goes out to the back and
gets him a beer. The rest of the Hessian soldiers have gone home for the night and the revolutionaries
were actually sitting outside the bar listening to them. They're getting more and more beer.
They're getting more and more angry the more they listen to him because he just keeps insulting
the American way, the way that America is. He thinks it's disgusting. He hates it. So
these revolutionaries are getting more and more angry.
So the Hessian sitting at the bar, one of the revolutionaries go into the back of the bar
and they tell the owner, kind of stay out. Like we're going to do something about this.
So from behind the Hessian soldier, the soldiers walk into the bar.
Now these soldiers are armed with a sword, one of the officer swords that they killed,
a British officer to get. And the Hessian hears that and he turns around. When he turns around,
he's immediately punched in the face by one of the American soldiers and his arms are pinned to his
sides. And he looks up at the American with the sword and he says, finally somebody can rid me
of this awful beer. And he cuts off his head. Was that an overreaction? Maybe. So he goes,
but he goes, before I do this, like he, before he cuts off his head, he goes, someone will finally
rid me of this awful beer. But he goes, I warn you. He looks him dead in the eye, the man with the
sword. And he goes, I warn you. I will haunt your, I will haunt your people for generations. If you
do this. And the Americans like, yeah, fucking bullshit. He cuts off his head. Then leaves the
Hessian soldier lying headless, takes his head as a trophy, goes back to his camp. He's laying there
asleep as the Hessian's head throws it into the Hudson river. Headless, the Hessian still lays there.
So he's sleeping one night. This is months later. They're still in sleepy hollow,
defending it from the British soldiers. And he's on night watch, the American soldier.
And in the distance, he hears the pattering of horses hooves.
And he comes in and he's like, kind of, he's like, gets his rifle ready and points it to the direction.
All of a sudden he sees a horse with glowing orange eyes. Yo, ride through the, ride through the woods.
And there's a man on the horse and the man on the horse is headless.
It's the same Hessian soldier that he killed months before. Oh shit. He found out how to tame
the horse. Yeah, man. It's a demon horse. Damn bro. How do you tame a horse in Minecraft?
So the horseman starts galloping towards him, sword in hand, and he turns and he fires one
shot. The horseman hits him dead center. No effect. Headless horseman rides over and cuts his head off
and takes his head and puts it into his bag. Rides off into the night. American soldiers wake up
and they find their friend headless without a head in sight. Damn bro. Fast forward 20,
20 years. American revolution is long over. And a man named Ichabod Crane is living in sleepy hollow.
He's hearing stories that a headless horseman is roaming the woods. He doesn't believe it.
That's not what he is. He's a man of science. He's a scientist. So one night he's going back
from the same bar that the Hessian soldier was beheading him and he starts walking,
walking the street that he normally does. And he hears a pattering of horse hooves in the distance.
Turns around and he sees in the distance glowing eyes of a horse. No shit bro. Yeah.
And he sees the gleam of a sword. So the headless horseman starts chasing after him,
galloping, gaining on him. So Ichabod Crane runs and he's running and he's running and running and
the horseman's catching up to him and he gets to the covered bridge of sleepy hollow and he
crosses the covered bridge and the headless horseman stops at the bridge. Looks at him without a head.
And his horses is kind of pattering back and forth behind the bridge.
And he realizes that the horseman cannot leave the town of sleepy hollow because his spirit is
attached to the city. Ichabod Crane goes to write the story of the headless horseman. So it'll be
known and we have the legend of the headless horseman and they say on a cold October nights
in the town of sleepy hollow New York, you can still hear the pattering of hooves in the woods.
Damn bro. That was a good one. Yeah. Spooky bro.
The legend of sleepy hollow.
Now I've never been to sleepy hollow. I want to. I want to see I've been to Ichabod Crane
school. I bet a good school to have a snow day in like July.
Oh fuck me. All right, we got to do some just like we got to make up scary stories just on the spot.
All right, you think you can do it. I can absolutely do it. Oh my God, it's gonna be so bad.
All right, let's pause it for a second though. All right.
Welcome back. We got Dan here again. It's not a two man podcast again.
I got 45 minutes. God damn. We'll make the best of it. So welcome back, Dan. We love you. We miss
you. God bless. We got some snowing salts again. I'm scared. Don't be. Yeah, I'm not doing that
again. Don't be a pussy. Well, if you don't eat the pepper, you got to do the spelling salts, I guess.
I don't eat peppers. Which is worse? The pepper. Okay. So there's a spot right here that you got
to press and it's got a little thing. I'm terrified. And you just crack it with your fingers.
It's crushed. It's crushed? Okay. It's going to be dyed red. Put it up through your nose and do that.
Like this. Yeah. Let me see that shit. You're not doing that right. Is that fucking correct?
Fuck. I've been exposed to a lot of chemicals. Oh my God.
Yes. Smells like ammonia. It is ammonia. Yeah. That's ammonia. It doesn't do a damn thing for me.
Really? Oh my God. I'm going to react to that. I do it honestly. Let me see. Fuck.
It doesn't do anything to me. God damn. How many chemicals have you been exposed to my guy?
Yeah, dude. It's fucking rough. Watch this. Jesus Christ.
Doesn't do shit. Dude, nothing. You fucking kidding me? Bro. Well, where have you been
exposed to chemicals? Huh? Where have you been exposed to chemicals? I'm working on cars.
I mean, I worked on cars and shit too. I don't fucking have the immunity to fucking that. This
might be diagnostic. I might want to tell my doctor about this because it honestly doesn't do
anything to me because that shit kicks my fucking ass. That's what I use to fucking work out and
fucking that's just supposed to wake you up. If you get knocked out, that's what the
diagnostical fucking thing is. I think maybe I've had so much exposure to stimulants.
You should eat the pepper and see what that does for you. No, that's what I'm talking about.
What that does for you. No, that'll do something. I want you to witness this, right?
This is... Nothing, dude. Watch, I'm going to breathe out as much as I can, right? I'll give
you a fresh one. Let's see. Oh my God. And then I'm going to breathe in through my nose
for an entire breath, right? You're superhuman.
God damn. He did it. He did it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. He's the champion of
ammonia. He's superhuman. Yeah, it just, it smells like ammonia. God damn. But that's really supposed
to do something. Like, no, maybe, you know what? Maybe this one isn't that, maybe it's old or
something. These might be expired. There's no part of me that like... Best used by 723.
I wasn't trying to be a show off or anything either. It just... No, you're good. It honestly
didn't do anything to me. All right, let me do a four yet for a second. Oh, oh, oh, my nose.
You got to crack it fresh. All right, here's a fresh one. Give me a fresh one.
All right. That's better. But it's still not good. It makes me want to go like that, like blow it out.
Fuck. Fuck.
Stop it. Seriously, Mothin? Oh, it's so bad. God damn, son. Nothing.
Oh, holy shit. I hate that shit more than the ghost pepper. We got a superhuman on our podcast.
You hate this more than the ghost pepper. No, actually, I don't. I'm going to see if I can use
it as a weapon. Oh, God, I got, I got actually. Oh, no. That shit. That's gonna kill you.
Get that shit out of it. I got two in my nose to take that. That'll kill you bro. It's okay. I
got a ghost pepper on here for science. Holy fuck. My nostril burns now, but Jesus Christ.
Ah, oh man, that's a fucking superhuman another day. I dude, I don't know. Maybe I should talk
to my doctor about that. Maybe you should, maybe you should, because that might be, you know,
that might, that might say something. So, so you got some opinions on the Kanye situation, huh?
Yeah, I better be careful what I say about it. But we, we quoted him. We quoted everything that
he said recently. So, so basically he said that, that Jewish record label owners were making money
off black people talking about killing themselves, killing each other. Yeah. Like in rap songs,
which is true. That is true. What's anti-Semitic about that? Just because they're owned by Jewish
people. Like we're talking about, we're talking about how the ADL is kind of backwards. The,
what's that? Anti-defamation. Like, Oh yeah. It's like in this weird, like, I don't know.
I'm going to, I'm going to stop. I'm not going to say you're going to get canceled.
I mean, I get, I get my bank account shut down. Oh dude. Did you hear about that PayPal shit?
Now what? So PayPal now, man, I'm getting a lot of pop. Um, PayPal,
if you say anything that PayPal disagrees with and it can be proven, PayPal can, uh,
fine you $2,500 per violation. Yeah. Here. Look at, look, look it up right now. I'll say anything
on where, uh, let me see PayPal PayPal online. They're to choose. They're taking this private
fine corporation thing way too far saying, well, we're not the government, so it doesn't matter
that we're, you know, impinging a free speech. Um, bro, freedom speech is fucking dead. Let's
just get rid of the first amendment. Why don't we PayPal quietly reintroduces two thousand five
hundred misfit information. They're saying that they didn't, but they quietly did reinstate it.
So basically anything that is labeled as hate quote unquote or misinformation quote. So basically
this entire podcast fucking fine two thousand five hundred dollars. Good thing I don't keep money
in PayPal. I don't either. Um, I don't, I don't know if they can take it out of your bank account,
but I know they can take it out of your PayPal man. That's even more of a reason not to use it.
Yeah, make any started quick trivia. Who started PayPal? It's a no, not Jeff Bezos. It was, uh,
Elon Musk, Elon Musk. Oh my God, I was just no, he actually did. Yeah, that's where he made his
first monies. Yeah, that's uh, that's how he bought his first mclaren F one. Can we get still
own it? No, he sold it. Oh yeah, that's a good, good, good, uh, good car mclaren. Yeah, yeah,
those are favorite. But, uh, yeah, you can actually get fucking find for saying things that are
considered misinformation by PayPal and it's up to PayPal what's misinformation and what's not.
That's so fucked up. So it's basically there. I feel like that could kill PayPal. Oh yeah. I mean,
I wonder if that, where'd you see that article? Um, Tim cast IRL, but it's a, it's a, um, moderate,
uh, podcast. It's actually pretty good. I'd recommend Tim cast IRL. Um, this is, this is
blowing my mind. What the PayPal shit? No, the freedom of speech thing. Oh, absolutely. Oh my
God coming down. You think about North Korea and be like, oh, over there they got propaganda and
they can't say shit and they can only watch. They can only watch TV. That's propaganda and shit like
that. You can't say anything against the government. That's what America is becoming like day by day
day. Stable diffusion AI has mastered the female form dude. So fucked is that mean stable diffusion
is the stuff we were playing with. Look at, look at that. Look at that photo that it used for that
article. What? Oh damn. She's thick as fuck though. Those are some fun bags. Let's say, let's look
at the fuck is that I'm going to look into this cause that looks like the AI art stable.
Diffusion is the thing that we were using the AI generator. That's pretty nice. God bless America.
God damn. Yeah. It's the, it's the AI generated art. Yeah. So it's stable. How does that work?
I don't understand. I don't know, but it's pretty hot. So basically what it does is it takes,
it takes, you type something in a term and then it takes the photos that it finds connected to that
term and based on all the photos it's seen, it draws its own picture based on that information.
So apparently it's watched a lot of hentai.
Let me pull up my AI generated thing here and just type in woman.
Let me see it again. There's more of them scroll down. Like you can scroll down and see more.
Yeah. AI knows what's up. Oh God damn it does.
That's fucking cool. It's pretty goddamn cool. If I do say so myself robots can make art. Now
this is, this is crazy woman. We are robots can make porn now. That's pretty fucking sick. We
can make robots can make porn and we can make porn robots and robots actually make porn robots.
So robots are as this isn't as hot. What the fuck? This isn't as hot. Who is it? It's just a woman.
Oh my God. But I love how I think Kanye or something. Let's explain this. Hold on. First,
I got to see all these pictures. I'm not done with this. So one thing at a time,
you never see they're all thick though. I've never seen. They really are there. They got a sickness
for the thickness. I've never seen an Asian girl with tits like that. Oh my God. I have.
We're getting canceled. Oh my God. I did. I did a day Asian girl with tits like that.
Damn. Now this you put in this picture. Oh man. I think your phone's going to be unlocked.
I'm not going to give you my passcode. Give it over the podcast.
So this is a picture of a woman, another woman coming out of her head and she looks angry.
I can screenshot it. We can make it the episode title.
It's that face a woman gives you when you didn't do the dishes.
The one coming out of the top of her head and then the one on the bottom just looks like a
pure state of confusion. Her eyes are going off in different directions, but see this. This is
this AI is basing this picture off pictures of women that it's seen. So what the fuck pictures
of women has that scene? She type in like Kanye West so I can make something that like goes with
the theme of the episode. I'm going to save that one. We're not out here trying to bash with.
Feminazi. We talked about Nazis last week. Oh, kind of almost. Almost.
Fuck did you type in? Just I typed in woman.
And I'm going to type in Kanye West. He was Kanye best dude. This is just a side note.
This sticker is fucking awesome. Don't tread on memes. Oh yeah, that's a good one. It's got a
little Pepe the frog. Yeah. Where did you get that? I think I got it on red bubble or Amazon.
I want to get a flag of that. It's a good one. You can get flags of that. Don't tread on memes.
That's pretty fucking sick. That looks like him. Oh, easy. Well, that is him. That is an actual
picture of him. What's with the double head? You know what it might be? I bet that some of the
pictures that the AICs is collages. Oh yeah. Four pictures. So it assumes that one's coming out of
the other. I'm going to do Kanye West Jewish and see what comes up. Why don't you throw nude in
there? I could do nude Kanye West and Jewish that you do Jewish Kanye West. It's just two of them
and then it's just him in a suit. I'll do Kanye West nude and see what comes up. Oh man. I don't
know if you want to do that. Let's see. Kanye, he's under full attack. I want to see Kanye's penis
and this. They're trying to take him down. Just like Alex Jones. That's a woman. Him and Alex Jones
should get together. What the fuck is going on? Kanye. That's a real fucked up looking parrot
idiot. Is that Kanye? I typed in Kanye nude. That is a large. Well, I'll let you be the judge of
that. That seems rather large. Is that a dick? It looks like she's holding up a dick. I don't know.
It looks like a hermaphrodite. A he she. Oh my God. Apparently Kanye West is a woman with ugly,
ugly, ugly. Very large clitoris. Clitoris. What's another thing that we could type in Kanye being?
Kanye West devil. We could type in Kanye Kanye West devil. We'll see what comes up with that.
We could do devil and angle. Kanye West is my devil and my angle. We should have a collage of
these. Oh, that's fucking spooky. We should have a site. Uh, well we got our podcast site.
Do we? The Facebook page? Uh, no, it's just like the, the it's called RSS.com. That's kind of,
that's kind of got spooky. RSS.com. Yes. It's like a podcast hosting site. Oh yeah. I mean,
that's not cool. Let's do Kanye West angel because the devil one really didn't give me much.
Um, can we get, oh wow. That's like a biblically accurate angel.
What the fuck's going on there?
Let me say like a pair of that. Also, that is what it's supposed to be.
What is happening? I know. Um, what's another AI thing that we could look up?
Um, we were talking about the headless horseman. Yeah. Oh, no, that were not that he's here.
We could do the thing. Um, we're talking about scary stories. Um, like, like fictional made up
stories and we were going to try to make up. You just have to make up a scary story on the spot.
A scary story. Yeah. Um, all right. Like you just have to make it up as you go along. Okay. So
you meet a girl, you get her pregnant. Hold up. There you go.
You meet a girl that you only kind of like, you end up getting her pregnant. Oh shit.
Her family hates you. Her father tells you to run. She's going to be just like her mother.
You end up getting a house, having a mortgage.
She's got 200 grand a student debt. She's a bit homely.
I saw this thing yesterday.
Oh, fuck.
I'm going to go to the world that's Mary at Mary above your means. She's terrifying. That's how life ends up.
Find a girl that has a rich, um, that is that won the lottery. Doesn't matter how old she is,
marry that woman and give her anything that she wants. Cause you're getting that fucking cash.
I saw this, this funny thing. This Halloween decorations and they show,
it's like the scariest Halloween decorations. Is it a mortgage payments? It's mortgage student loans,
marriage, commitment. All right. Taxes in laws. Let me make up a spooky story. Yeah. Let's.
All right. Let's do it. So, um, let's choose a random Lake Lake Loch Ness.
No, that's too easy. Lake desolation. That's one around here. That's a cool name too. Lake desolation.
So you, your significant other go on a wonderful date out to Lake desolation.
You're wondering why it was called Lake desolation, but you know, you're hanging out with your girl.
Doesn't matter. Um, it's a bit nippy out. It's about, you know, I'd put it in a cool 50 degrees.
It's a fall time. There's a leaves are a changing and, uh, you go out nice date with your girl.
All right. You go off for a weekend at Lake desolation. Little do you know, you're going to
find out why it's called Lake desolation. You set up camp, you're having a nice time with your girl.
You throw back a bottle of whiskey. You're having a good, nice time. It's getting dark out.
What time would you say it is? About seven o'clock at night. It's starting to get a little,
little dark out. It's fall time. In the distance, you hear some whispering.
Would you say, Hey, it's stupid. I'm just hearing things, you know, it's a desolate Lake, Lake desolation.
Um, that nobody else is around. So you're just like, you know what? I think I just heard something.
So your significant other, your lady, your best girl goes back to bed. She goes into the tent.
She's like, Hey, I'm going to go back to my tent. And I'm like, okay, I'm going to stay out a little bit.
Sit next to the fire. So I'm hanging out by the fire across the lake. I see a light, short, short light.
I'm like, okay, weird. And then some footsteps. You're like, that's weird.
And in the tree line, you see a man. He's holding a hatchet.
And this man does not look like a friendly sort. He looks like the sort that would cut your balls
off and staple them to your forehead. So you're like, Hey buddy, what's you're doing out there in the woods?
And he goes,
And I'm like, that's not a noise a person should make. That was pretty good. And I'm like, Hey,
you're not a person. And he goes, and he runs at me and cuts my dick off.
You're going to be desolated with no penis.
Does this get you out of pan for dinner for this broad?
She's never going to talk to you again. You're desolate now. Lake desolation. I don't fucking know.
Keep it going. I'll tell a real story. Good. We need some real stories.
So there's this place, not far from my house. It's a sanctuary.
And there's waterfalls close to the sanctuary. It's like a little pool, a little pond. And there's
like a little plaque and this guy like dedicated it to his wife. But a little further down,
this is like on a river stream, there's waterfalls. And the story goes that there was a girl
that was mutilated and raped and dismembered and then thrown off the waterfalls.
Wow. So in what order?
Let's see. What would be, what would make more sense?
I think definitely throw it off the waterfall first and then raped.
Well, hold on, hold on. See, this tells you how sick this individual was. Did they rape her,
dismember her and then throw her off? Or did they throw her off, dismember her, then dismember her,
or dismember her, throw her off, or go down and rape her? Or did they dismember her and then rape
her? Or did I already say that? I'm getting confused. Whatever. I don't know. The order
makes a difference. Definitely the level of psychopathy. But nobody's eating her. So that's
good. So anyway, my friend and his girlfriend were by this little, were by this little pool,
this little pond before the waterfalls. And now this is on his property, these waterfalls.
Really? Yeah. But that would be an unfortunate turn of events.
Well, they're beautiful waterfalls. What a dark story.
Yeah. But the sanctuary is not. It's just off his property. So him and his girlfriend
were walking by the sanctuary. It was about dusk, you know, when things are like just getting dark
enough that you can't really make them out. So he said that he looked ahead and he saw this small
white figure that looked as the only thing he could compare it to was like Gollum, the Lord of the
Rings. Sitting by the sanctuary, squatting, right? And just staring. And his girlfriend noticed it
too. And she said, what is that? And he cut off his penis. He stepped on a branch or something
that got this thing's attention. And he said it turned its head and looked at it. And he said,
or something that got this thing's attention. And he said it turned its head and looked at him
like it already knew he was there. That's fucked up. Not even surprised. So him and his girlfriend
jet back to his house, which is probably an eighth of a mile. Okay. And so they run back into the
house and there he had a, what, do you remember the movie Beethoven? Yeah, with the big dog. He
was like a bull mastiff or something like that. I thought he was a St. Bernard. St. Bernard. Yep.
So he had one of those dogs. Oh, big boy. 200 pounds. Oh yeah. The thing ran out into the woods
after something, right? As soon as they got home, ran into the woods and they hear this blood
curdling scream. Like from a dog or from a thing? From a thing. Right? This 200 pound St. Bernard.
Ripped it apart. Comes back to the house with its tail in between its legs and the hair up on the
back of its neck. No shit. Yes. Did you ever, there's the story over. No, that's pretty much it. And
then he's, he's heard these screams. The family has heard them and not like, you know, I'm getting
goosebumps. That's fucking scary. Not like a Fox, like sometimes a Fox can sound like a screaming
woman. So the Cougars and like mountain lions and stuff. This kid is from the woods, man. So he knows.
He knows the woods and him and his sister, you got to keep the music going. No, it's just
him and his sister have always said that those woods, they always had a feeling that they were
being watched. They've lived there their entire lives. There's always that feeling. So I would go
over to his house and have to walk to my car. And after he told me that you freaked out, I always
ran to my car and I would be so freaked out, dude. Like he had no problem with it, but I just,
you fucked that dude. After he told me that because it's so, this area is so like off the beaten path.
And then it's just like, it's has its own feeling to it. You're in somebody else's territory is what
it feels like. Oh, I know exactly the feeling. I know that. So have you ever heard the story of the
rake? So the rake is actually supposed to be like an urban legend around here. And that sounds really
similar to a rake story. The rake is a humanoid figure that is like pale, pale white. It's about
four feet tall and it's hunched over. It's hunched over and its legs are always like in a crouched
position and has really long nails that are like razor blades. And he has like a pale face. And
like he stalks people and that's the sound that he makes a human, like a screaming sound. Oh shit.
But the story about the rake is that the rake can actually haunt a specific family.
And the rake normally finds a specific area to hang out in. So the rake is a supernatural being
that's really, really fucked up. It goes after children especially. But the story of the rake,
what really freaked me out is that with that a lot of people have seen like a similar thing
and then later in the week or later that night they see it in their room when they're sleeping
at night. It's just sitting at the edge of their bed. Holy shit. Which I'm like that's fucking,
that's crazy. But if you, apparently it's like supernaturally like fast. So no matter what you
do you can't hit it. I'll pull up a picture of the rake actually. And it kind of like... That is like
exactly what he described. And the funny thing is... I'll show you a picture of it and you'll be like
that's exactly what he described. He's, so he lives in this old house that used to be a mill.
And you can still see the big wood beams that like run across the ceiling. Like you can see
like where the mill was. That's like what he described. Isn't that funny? Like that's...
Yes. I, dude, I really think that all urban legends have a slice of truth in them. Oh they have to.
I don't think, I don't think that's an urban legend. This kid, he just, he wouldn't lie about it.
He doesn't have a reason to. And the other thing is, is like he's not afraid. Like he's the most
fearless person I know. And he's like, man, that was really freaky. Did he say his eyes were glowing
or anything like that? No. But he said the thing that he thought it was closest to that he seemed
described as a fallen angel. Really? That's what he thought it was. And so he was telling me about
this and he's like, I can call my ex-girlfriend right now. She's the one that was with me,
with me and she'll tell you. So he called her and she's like, oh my God. Yeah. What was that? Dude,
there is a artist's rendition of it on the, on the edge of your bed. Oh my God. Man, he's got some
cake. He does. He's got a little booty. Oh my God. Fuck that. So, but the thing is this kid has also
told me stories. He's described things in his room, like not, not like that. Fuck dude, you're
giving me fucking goosebumps. He said he's basically like, he's known that there's like another entity
there, you know, besides that one, like a dark figure in the corner kind of thing. And I'm nodding
my head for audio listeners. He basically said that you just, you know, he just, you make peace
with these spirits and don't try and like. Fuck with them. Fuck with them. Yeah. That's my problem
is I always try to provoke shit. That's, that's my issue. But like the interesting part about that
story is that I don't think he ever heard of the rake or anything like that. Like, I'd be really
interested if I sent you a picture, if you could send that to him and see if that was kind of what
he was describing. Because that'd be really interesting if it was that, because the rake
story is supposed to take place in upstate New York. That's like where it actually takes place.
Like, cause like when I was younger, I always wanted to learn like the urban legend stories
around here. And the rake was one that I kept on finding over and over again. But one of the last
rake sightings was like in the 1990s, but there's been like scattered stories of seeing the rake,
like, you know, 2000s, 2010s like types thing. And I think that your friend might've been one
of those stories now. Yeah. I mean, uh, that looks kind of like Gollum, Gollum-ish. Yeah. He said it
was pale white. Yep. And, uh, it was small, right? Right. Isn't that the thing? That's, that's,
that's exactly what it is. Yeah. The rake is a interesting figure because I think it turned
into an internet creepy pasta, but there was like actual like stories about that from like the past
like type thing. And I think that they kind of like morphed the stories into like a creepy pasta
thing. But I think that because of the stories, I'm like, that might be the same thing. That's
kind of like based off of like, I think the stories are a little bit like hyperbolic,
but I think that it's based off of something because like, I think a lot of things are based
off of something. Yeah. Um, but I've seen weird shit out, like anybody who's been in the woods for
a significant amount of time, you're not the apex predator out there. You never are. You are,
you are at the mercy of whatever the fuck is in the woods. Now, isn't it strange that like,
see like an animal attack is a scary thing. Yeah. But it's a different scary than the stuff we're
talking about right now. There is, I can tell you a story because I go camping in the woods a lot.
And I was camping on, I forgot which mountain it was, but it's one of like those two day hikes
where you have to like stay overnight and then you go up and finish the hike. And then on the way
back, you stay overnight and then you can, you can go back. But the one night when I was going up
the mountain, I didn't go back up the mountain. I went down because of this. So I was camping,
I was around my fire. It was just me, I think at this point. And that's one thing that I learned
never to do is don't go camping by yourself in the woods. Like never do that. So I carry a whip
and a bowie knife. That's like my, my standard like weapons that I carry when I'm, when I'm hiking,
because I haven't been able to get my concealed carry yet because you know, Albany County is a
fucking nightmare. But so I was up there and I was just hanging out my fire. I didn't see anybody
else on the trail. So I'm like, I'm pretty sure I'm alone. So I set up my tent, my fire, and I'm
sitting there and in the woods, there was this fucking thing and it fucking scared me. Cause like
I was sitting out there and like, you know how like some animals have like a luminescent eyes,
like when you look at them, this wasn't that this was like glowing. Like I could see two like glowing
yellow eyes out in the woods. Like, and like, it wasn't like reflecting off the fire or anything.
Like it had like its own light source, like behind its fucking eyes. So I'm sitting there and like,
I just kept hearing movement and I'm like, I'm the only one out here. And I'm like, I'm like,
I'm hoping it's not a bear or something. I'm like, fuck dude, this, this, this sucks. So I'm like,
I look out there and then I see the two glowing eyes kind of peek out from behind the tree.
Looks short. I'd say around like four foot, like height wise, but there was like something like,
when you know, like when you're around something like a powerful animal or like a powerful person,
they give off like a fucking vibe. The vibe that was given off of this thing is fucking like,
it's, it's a powerful thing, even if it's small. So I'm like looking at it and it's looking
right at me and I can like, we're locking eyes and I'm like, I know this thing can see me and I think
it knows that I can see it. So we're like staring each other down and I pull my whip off my, my
little whip holster and I crack it because like, I'm like, if it's an animal, a lot of times we
crack a whip, it like scatters off. When I cracked the whip, it stood up. It was about six feet tall
now and I'm like, fuck. So I pull my, my Bowie knife out of my, my holster on my, my left side
and I had my whip in the right and I'm like, I don't want to fight a demon right now. So I'm like,
okay. And I kind of get close to my fire and I, I cracked my whip again and it kind of like
moves around. Like it's kind of like lumbering and I'm like, so I'm staring at this thing and
I just hear fucking guttural like scream and I'm like, fuck me. No, it was, it was like a higher
pitch. It was more like a, yeah, it was more like a, I'll try to do my best to make it, but it's, it
was literally like getting goosebumps talking about it. It's a, it was like a, it was like a,
it's, but I'm like, well, it was more like suicide. Silence or cannibal corpse suicide,
silence. Oh yeah, yeah.
But but I was like, fuck dude, so I I'm like sitting there and then I, I you know, crack it
again because I'm like, and I started to cracking it and I'm like, there it is. I You went. I drives
And then I crack it again, and I start cracking it multiple times, being like, alright, if
I'm gonna go, we're gonna fucking go type shit.
And I'm getting ready, I'm fucking cracking it, I'm spinning my knife around, I'm like,
alright, fucking come at me.
And I'm like, you come in my fucking, and I start screaming at it, I'm like, you come
in my fucking turf, you're gonna get fucked up.
I'm like, I don't care if I die, I'm like, but you're gonna get fucked up.
And I fucking kept cracking the whip, and fucking cracking it.
And it's like, and I think it kind of was like, sizing me up type thing.
And it was like, and I just see its head turn.
And it just walks off.
I shit you not, I kept that fire roaring all night, and I did not sleep for the rest of
that fucking night.
As soon as day broke, I went back down the trail.
But there's things out in those woods, man.
There's things out in the woods that are scary.
One time, my dad and I were in the woods, and we were like, what the fuck?
And he was like, we're here!
The fucking lake, man!
Alright, I think you're good.
Fuck, man, the lake's here.
It knows we're here.
My dad and friend pulled in our driveway, I'm getting a lot of echo.
Not that much, a little bit.
But.
Not sure, not sure why.
I think it's alright.
Test one, two.
Yeah, so my dad and his friend pulled in our driveway, and there was a humanoid figure
on the side of our house.
Like just outside, he said, the range of their headlights.
And both of them saw it, and they got out, and the thing disappeared into the woods.
Never knew what it was.
I think there's.
What?
Nothing.
There really are some things out there in those woods.
Like, you're a, I'm a city kid, like, I'm guessing you're like suburbs.
No, I'm from the world of Rome.
I know where you're from.
You're from the country.
You're from the suburbs.
You're from the woods.
No, I'm definitely from the woods.
I spend a lot of times in the woods, even though I'm like a city kid, like born in the
city, like shit.
But like, I like spending my time in the woods.
Like it's one of my things, but I really think that like there's a, there's definitely a,
a.
They're, they're cryptids are real.
I don't care what anyone says.
There's some.
What's a cryptid?
They are.
Crystals are real.
But like they're, they're, they're like unknown creatures that are a, some sort of like ominous
thing.
Like there's, there's, there, there, cryptids are basically things that we can't explain
that are like animal.
So, but there's, there's, I think that like the cryptids are a real thing.
Like they're, they're, they're a fucking thing.
You've seen them or you've heard stories about them.
I fucking seen whatever the fuck the glowing eyes thing is.
I looked up stories about the thing that I saw with glowing eyes and there's been some
stories about it, but like nobody's like been able to explain it.
I was like, whatever it was, it did not feel like it was like there to help me.
It was like, what the fuck are you doing out here type shit?
And I think I made enough noise where it was like, that's whatever.
Good.
Like it's like, it's not worth it.
But like the thing is I kept hearing breathing in the woods, like out behind.
I kept hearing like breathing and something out in the woods.
And I'm like, fuck that.
Dude, there's a, I'll tell another story.
Hold on one second.
You pause it real quick.
Good.
All right, we're good.
So there's this cemetery.
It's close to here.
Not far away.
It's on central Ave.
The colony side?
Yeah.
You know what cemetery I'm talking about?
It's by the mall.
It's by the Toyota dealer.
Yeah, I know that we're talking about.
Yeah.
It's like Toyota dealer strip club.
Strip club?
Yeah, it's kind of, it's off.
It's near 155.
The fuck keep, dude, the rake is trying to fuck with us.
I got, I got that echo now.
What the fuck is happening?
It's just a big pause.
I'm hearing your like voice box.
I will.
All right, we're back.
All right.
So yeah, it was just, it's just this one really strange experience that I had driving by the
cemetery.
It's supposedly haunted.
Okay.
So people have told me, I don't know if it actually is.
You would know.
You'd look it up.
But just, just beyond my headlights, as I was driving past the cemetery, I saw what
looked like a panther, like a full size, like a jungle panther.
Really?
Just a shadow.
Like black?
Run across the road.
And I'm not talking like a cat.
Black panther?
A black panther.
Yeah.
So this thing like literally, literally ran like you'd see like in a documentary.
Like how a panther runs after that?
On Africa.
Yeah.
The long like sweeps and the, yeah, this, this wasn't like a mountain.
Whatever this was, it, it, to me, the vibe that I got is that since it was all black,
you don't see black panthers around here.
No, it was, that was paranormal.
Yeah.
That was just a shadow.
So literally just a shadow.
So I have another like animal that's not supposed to be here story.
Like I was driving by, I have a, like a bed and factory by my house.
So I was just driving.
Is this one you get arrested in?
Yeah.
It was the, it's the same factory actually.
But I was driving past with my girlfriend one night, like because I was having issues.
So I just go for drives and talk with my girlfriend if I'm doing that.
Like it was like just, I was having a bad day.
So I was driving past the factory and there's like a little past back thing and I'm like,
okay.
And all of a sudden in the middle of the road, there's like a small, the best thing I, it's
like links and we, there's no links around here.
And like, it just kind of looked at me and ran into the factories and then I never saw
it again.
I'm like, like you don't keep links as pets or anything like that.
It was just, it was just a weird thing.
Like, like seeing animals that aren't supposed to be in a place or is a really weird thing
because I'm like, I mean, it could have just been a links that somehow got out of us somewhere.
But like, I don't know if that's paranormal, but it's just a weird thing that you don't
see a fuck.
Bro.
I got a story like that.
When we were working on the ambulance, actually we were driving by, it was like 3 AM and we're
driving by one of the gas stations between the stations, you know, the gas station that's
open 24 hours.
The crack head one.
Yeah.
It's going to get real spooky here, folks.
And I'm driving by and I go up to the gas station to buy some, to buy some Red Bull or
something and there's a dude standing against the wall of a gas station and I'm like, what's
that guy doing?
And he's just got his dick out taking a piss against the gas station.
Okay.
So I bought my Red Bull and went on my way.
Bro.
That was scary.
That was terrifying.
I got it.
I got a one that's like, it was, it seemed spooky at the time.
And then when I saw it, I'm like, okay, this is, it was, but I was, I was driving down
the actually the same road, uh, like the same night that this happened, the links.
I was driving down the same road cause I did like circles.
So I was going down the same road and in the middle of the road, like just beyond my headlights,
I see a figure and it looked like, it looked like a person with fucking horns coming off
it.
Get the fuck out of here.
And I got closer and like my girlfriend's like, what the fuck is that?
And I turned on my high beams.
It's a deer just back.
It's a deer facing away from us.
But like, like I was like, is that the fucking devil?
And then I turned my headlights on, like my high beams on.
It's just a deer and it goes, huh, huh.
And it fucking runs off.
But like, if you see a deer from behind, it's like the size of it.
And like, like in the dark, it looks like a person with horns.
So I'm like, is that the devil?
My girlfriend said that in her old house where she used to live, it was, it was a really
old house.
Yeah.
Her parents confirmed this too.
They would hear people doing dishes in the basement.
Really?
Yeah.
And was there like a sink in the basement or was it like nothing?
There was nothing in the basement.
Really?
There was nowhere to do dishes, but they all confirmed that you would hear people doing
dishes.
Just like the clanking of doing dishes.
Yep.
In the basement.
And then the TV would turn on by itself.
Interesting.
Yep.
And her dad claims that he saw a figure.
He said it was like, like a black and white person.
Really?
Just, yeah.
Just like looked right at him and then just like, just like kept walking through the house.
Like, really?
Yeah.
He's like, like it was no big deal.
So this is a weird experience that I had.
I don't know if it's paranormal or just like kid brain shit, but when I was a kid, for
whatever reason, I just liked watching static on the TV.
So I was sitting there and it was like probably like eight o'clock, but like that's late for
a kid.
It was like eight o'clock in like December.
Oh shit.
So I was sitting there watching the fuck that I'm fucked up.
Yeah.
All right.
Static story.
So I was sitting in front of my TV and it was like the kid from Poltergeist.
Yeah.
I was a little fucking kid.
Like static TV.
Fuck you.
So like it was like, it was literally like the fucking pulled it like the lights were
off and I was just watching static and for what, like I really feel that entities can
speak through static kind of thing.
Like they can like show you images through static and stuff.
But I was watching it when I was a kid and I was just sitting there watching the static
and then like through the static, I could hear like muffled voices, kind of like weird
shit.
I'm like, okay, whatever.
Like I'm a kid that doesn't seem weird to me.
And then like, I could see like faces coming through, like going back and forth, like through
the screen.
And then like my dad comes in and he goes, what the fuck are you doing?
He's like, are you just sitting there watching static?
And I go, I see the faces in the TV, dad.
And he goes, he just like looked at it.
But like the look in his face told me that that was actually what I was seeing.
Like shit, because like he looked at the TV when I saw like the faces doing this in it
and it looked like the faces were screaming, like their mouths were wide open, their eyes
were fucking huge.
But like, like it was like, and like you could see it's in the static and he likes, I looked
at him and like he was like staring at it.
Like his eyes were like fucking the size of like a fucking thing.
He's just like turn that shit off.
And I'm like, okay.
I turned it off and like the room was dark and he just goes, don't tell your mom.
And I'm like, geez, speaking of TVs, I don't know, I don't think I told this story before.
This is my friend's story, but he used to live in this house.
That was like kind of like a duplex.
So they had neighbors and they were, they always suspected that they were up to something.
Something weird.
Yeah.
They were like into like cult shit, occult shit.
Yeah.
Is that occult?
Yeah.
Voodoo?
Yeah.
So the neighborhood cats were going missing.
Really?
Yeah.
Was he eating them?
No.
And so they were like, what the heck is going on with everybody's like missing their cats.
And I'm probably not doing this story any justice, but anyway, their family started
noticing that figures like shadow figures would pop up in front of the TV while they
were watching it.
Really?
Like somebody was standing in the way.
Huh?
Like could you like seeing through the other person's house or their house?
No, like, like in their house in front of the TV.
Really?
Yeah.
So, uh, everybody in the family experienced it.
Really?
That lived in this house.
So they're like, what the hell is going on?
Like what, what is this?
So this duplex had a shared basement, right?
Interesting.
So they went down in the basement and there was all this like demonic material, like witchcraft
stuff.
Pentagrams and shit.
Yeah.
And I guess somehow they found out, I don't remember if it was through that material or
what or I'm not exactly sure how they found out, but they were the ones killing the cats
like for like rituals and stuff.
God damn.
And he said that in this house, I believe it was this house, him and his friends saw
like, kind of like what the way he described it to me was like a hoodie, right?
Yeah.
But with nobody in it just floating by itself and it dipped off into a room.
And so they all chased it.
This, this thing, this thing.
Yeah.
And they're looking for it and they finally found like they opened up the closet and there
it is and it just fell to the ground and disappeared.
Fuck that dude.
Yeah.
Just like this, this shadow hooded figure, but the way he described it, it was like a
hoodie, you know?
Huh.
So yeah.
And he thinks that the stuff they experienced in that house had to do with what the neighbors
were doing.
Oh, absolutely.
You can't be doing that shit and not have shit happen.
Yeah.
Like it's, it's like what I always say is paranormal shit is a door and most people
have their door closed.
People who poke around in it, people like me who are fucking retarded and try to see
this shit, the door opens, but you can never shut the door.
The only thing is you can open the door even more.
Once that door is open, you can't shut it.
But when you open the door to see what's on the other side, the other side can see you
too, which is, which is freaky because let's shut the fucking door.
But I'm like, that's fucking, that's interesting.
Like stuff like, because I feel like the more you poke the bear type thing, the more the
bear knows that you're there.
Like it's like poking a hibernating bear.
Like first time you poke, it's not really going to do anything, but if you keep fucking
prodding at it, it's going to wake up and a bear that just woke up from hibernation
is not a happy thing.
Yeah.
I think, I've said this before, like, I think our bodies are protection.
We have built in mechanisms to protect us from that paranormal stuff.
I think that might even be the meaning of why life exists is to get away from whatever
that force is.
Right?
Like why we form bodies through whatever you believe, if it was God or evolution or, you
know, that's why our bodies came to be is because, because what other reason, what other
driving forces are to be alive?
Right?
Like it's, life is running from something.
Think about that a lot, right?
Like what's the, when you think about what's the meaning of life, like why do people go
through every day, day by day?
What's the purpose of doing it?
Yeah.
I mean, it's just to eat and sleep and, you know, like what, there's gotta be something
more, but it's obviously to carry on information.
Right?
Yeah.
The gene seed.
So it's not, it's not even about us.
Like we're just, we're just like the runners in a relay race, right?
Just passing it on.
It's so important that this information goes on for some reason, some reason.
That's why we do the podcast.
That's it.
And we're, we're just spreading that seed.
Spreading the good word.
Now we have a ghost story from our special guest, the ghost of Alley Mac.
Let's hear it.
Hey guys, hey guys, that's so high.
Do you have any diet weed?
I got high one time and I think I saw a ghost.
I'll be there like two months late.
The birds.
The birds aren't real.
George Soros, I don't think that he's that bad of a guy.
I love that soundbite about the birds.
It's hilarious.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Oh fuck dude.
Such spooky, spooky stuff.
Yeah, but here's the thing, man.
If we go there, you gotta be prepared for, oh, I'm fucking prepared.
Something really happens, you know?
I got, I just got a new crucifix or just got a new rosary.
I'm going to get that blessed on Saturday.
So that'll be cool.
What if we go and we're never the same?
I've seen so much paranormal shit.
It's ridiculous, man.
Like I'm going to, like I'm fully prepared to see some shit.
That's where do you, well, you don't have to tell me where you live.
Let me see how far it is from here.
This place.
Oh wait, that's right.
Boost mobile down here.
Boost mobile.
I got T-mobile.
Yuck.
I fucking did it.
No cervix.
No fucking cervix.
Damn.
Oh wait, I signed into your wifi before I kiss it.
Let me see.
Oh, it's a new wifi.
Is it?
Yeah.
Oh man.
Come on.
What'd you do?
Come on.
Would you upgrade your router?
Yeah.
Dude, I am fully ready to see the fucking rake.
The rake.
Dude, I'm actually kind of worried.
What would you do if you saw the rake?
Me?
Yeah.
I would probably, I'd be very nervous.
I'd piss myself.
All right, let me make up a scary story here.
This is, yeah.
That's where it was.
Yeah.
It said it's closed, but whatever.
No, it's not.
It's closed right now.
Closed probably after dark.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's fine.
It's not.
Fuck them.
Not like permanently closed.
Okay.
I wonder if there's been any other sightings there because people go there.
Like, it's a public park.
Yeah.
Should look it up, Thomas.
That's what I'm doing.
No, look up to see if anybody else is.
Actually, you guys can go and run from the cops.
I'm good.
Yeah.
Let's see directions.
Damn, dude.
That looks fucking wooded as hell.
Well, they're talking about going on a ghost hunt this weekend.
It's about 30 minutes.
Yeah, that's not bad.
Yeah.
But this is a 23-hour.
You guys better film it for the podcast.
30 minutes.
Yeah, we could film it.
Let me borrow your camera.
Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be dope.
It looks like there's a trail there, but I don't really want to go super far into the
trail.
We'll go into the...
I've actually...
I've been to the entrance.
I've never actually been down there.
We'll go a little bit into the trail, and then we'll do some stuff and we'll head back.
Honestly, I'm not afraid of a lot of things or places, but this is one of the places I'm
actually afraid of.
I'll bring my spirit box.
I'll bring my equipment.
We'll go a little bit into the trail.
It's better to have more people because, you know, spooky shit.
Why the fuck are you waiting for me, then?
We'll wait for Casey.
Next Sunday?
Maybe.
I have to look.
But...
Man, I want to do it before Halloween.
I want to do it the night before Halloween, bro.
Damn it, bro.
Yeah.
Dude, we could check it out first, then we'll bring you.
Yeah, whatever.
Dude, let's see if there's any more stories about a Christman, is what it's called.
Christman.
Bro.
What?
I don't know.
We got to just keep the listeners informed of what we're looking up.
Yeah, so it's a bird and wildlife sanctuary.
I'll type in paranormal.
Yeah.
Paranormal activity.
Let's see.
You guys better not bring that shit to my house.
I know.
Those demons.
Damn, dude, we got the little dude we found at these waterfalls.
Dude, we brought him home.
I saw the solar plexus cloud glider over there.
Oh, fuck.
It's, yeah, the waterfalls, right?
Yeah.
That's what you're talking about?
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
If we go, we can go all the way back to the waterfalls.
Well, see, the waterfalls are on private property.
Are they?
Yeah.
So those waterfalls you see in the picture are just little ones.
The actual waterfalls are like 150 feet high.
Really?
They're like legit waterfalls.
So there's actually a paranormal thing where paranormal events actually take place near
running water.
That's actually a not, it's a hypothesis thing.
I'm just going to say, though, that most cities are by running water and a lot of places are
by running water.
Yeah, but running water, because they said that spiritual energies are attracted to bodies
of water, whether it be lakes, rivers.
But they said if it's a flowing water, that it could be something interesting.
I don't know.
Maybe they follow the water, like they follow where the water goes.
And maybe we just come across it sometimes.
Yeah, I've also heard, obviously we were talking about the power lines before.
Yeah.
But you're 11 or 12 times more likely to experience a paranormal event within one mile of a power
switching station.
And I live literally 200 yards from a power switching station.
Yeah, you know the ones that are fenced in.
Yeah, I live 200 yards from one.
Yeah, I mean, I think...
And weird shit happens at my house a lot.
Man, there's something to electricity.
There's more to it than we know.
I think electricity and water are two things that draw paranormal events.
But it's real spooky, man.
Yeah.
Maybe we should go during the day.
First.
Yeah.
You scared?
No, I'm not scared.
But I'm like, I don't want to be wandering through woods that I don't know.
Yeah, in case you have to get away.
Yeah.
And then accidentally run off a trail.
Yeah.
Get away from the cops or from the ghosts?
Both.
Dude, that place would probably be freaky at night.
Yeah.
But I think it's freaky during the day too, if you know those stories.
Maybe we could go at four o'clock, five o'clock.
That's about when this happened.
It was dusk.
We could go around that time, because then we've still got some daylight, and then it'll get dark when we're there.
And then we'll be able to skedaddle out before it gets too scary.
Yeah.
I think four or five o'clock, that works.
Yeah, I'd be better with that than in the middle of the night.
Yeah.
Because people do go to that entrance, not like drifters.
Homeless.
People sleep in their vans and stuff.
So we could go at four or five, and then stay there for a little bit.
And then when sunset starts to come, we can get out of there.
Yeah.
Because I think...
Puts out.
Yeah.
But I think if we go at four, then we got like two hours before sunset, so we could do some shit.
If you go, it's probably better if you go in while it's light out, so you have an idea of it.
Yeah.
And then you can get out.
Around dusk, we could start getting out.
Yeah.
Because I think if it gets too dark...
Dude, any woods in the dark is fucking hard to navigate.
Oh, you could really get lost.
Yeah.
So I think that'd be a fun time.
We could go four o'clock, stay there for an hour and a half, look at some shit.
When it starts getting dark, start heading out, and maybe we'll see some more shit.
Yeah?
You down, Casey?
Well, I'm working this one out, but...
Well, we should do it when you can do it.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Alright.
Sure.
Up to you.
Well, if we can do it next Sunday, that's cool.
Alright, guys, I gotta...
Skedaddle.
I gotta skedaddle.
Alright.
It's been real.
Thanks for joining us.
For sure.
We'll be back after this quick break.
Spooky shit.
Alright.
We'll be back after this quick break.
Alright.
That was some great stories by him.
I fucking loved that shit.
Yeah, bro.
Oh my God.
Do you got any got any spooky stories from you or your friends about mythological evil
creatures or anything like that?
You creatures?
I can make up a scary story.
That's not fun.
Why?
You know, you want me to put the scary music back on and we can go without it for right
now.
Yeah.
What else can we talk about?
You know, it's not not just a spooky episode.
It's a Kanye West episode.
Bro, I don't really listen to Kanye West so much.
Really?
Yeah, bro.
Kanye West is a great artist.
He's like the Godfather rap.
God damn right.
He is not really.
Do you have AIDS?
I don't know.
Yes, I do have AIDS.
What do you think about Kanye?
What Kanye was saying about the Holocaust?
He didn't really say anything about the Holocaust, though.
I just thought something about the Holocaust.
I don't know.
I saw some like news articles that I was talking about the Holocaust,
the whole six million Jews thing.
Yeah, it's it's it was a bad time.
It was a bad time.
I think the Holocaust was a bad time for everybody, like everybody involved.
Yeah, so scary stories, right?
Yeah,
once upon a time, you're going to start off at once upon a time.
Yeah, five.
Wait, wait, let me get the music back on fucking dark ambient industrial.
It's spooky, man.
All right, you got to tell us a horror story in twenty seconds.
Go
for sale.
Used baby shoes.
All right, here we go.
Dark ambient industrial.
It's the rake.
All right.
So we use Kanye West or should we use the rake as our photo for for this one?
I don't know.
Maybe Kanye West as the rake.
I could do that.
I'll send you a picture.
Once upon a time, there was a little girl and she had a twin sister and they lived in
a little village in fucking Japan or something.
Shit is in Japan, everything's spookier and every day they go up to their mother and they
say some day you're going to be something special.
She says that she says it to the girl's sister and the girl is like, mommy, why are I special
too?
And he's like she's like someday you will be so.
And they grow up a little bit and I don't know where I'm going with this.
They go out to the woods, right?
Okay.
And the girl's like, I'm special.
She takes out a knife and stabs herself.
That was my story.
That's real spooky, man.
Yeah.
Do you think of that just now?
No, I was just like I was just like.
Taking it up highly.
He also Kanye West made a song called Black Skinhead.
So you know.
I watched Django Unchained earlier.
That's cool.
You ever see that?
I have.
It's a good movie.
Certainly controversial.
You ever see interviews with Quentin Tarantino?
He's a fucking psychopath.
Did you hear the interview that he did?
Or it was in a movie where he said that Top Gun was about being gay.
No, he said that.
Pull up that.
Pull up that video like you can like like like pull up the video of Quentin Tarantino
explaining why Top Gun is gay.
I saw the video where he's like they're like why do you like violent like violence so much
in your movies?
He's like I love that is fine.
She's great.
Everybody asked me the question next question Quintar into you about Top Gun.
Yeah, what's the film about?
What's it really about?
What's genre?
What's like the spine, like one sentence?
I don't fucking Boy Meets Girl.
I don't give a shit about that.
Fuck Boy Meets Girl.
Fuck motorcycle movie.
No, what is really being said?
What's really being seen?
That's what you were talking about because the whole idea man is subversion.
You want subversion on a massive level.
You know what one of the greatest fucking scripts ever written in the history of Hollywood
is?
What?
Top Gun.
Top Gun is fucking great.
What is Top Gun?
You think it's a story about a bunch of fighter pilots.
It's about a bunch of guys waving their dicks around.
It is a story about a man who struggled with his own homosexuality.
That's it.
That is what Top Gun is about man.
You've got Maverick, all right.
He's on the edge man.
He's right on the fucking line.
All right and you've got Iceman and all his crew.
They're gay and they represent the gay man.
All right and they're saying go, go the gay way.
Go the gay way.
What about Kelly McGillis?
Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality.
She's saying no, no, no, no, no.
Go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way.
And they're saying no, go to the gateway, be the gateway, go for the gateway.
Right.
That is what's going on throughout that whole movie.
What is this party?
Who are these people that make me sick?
What is that?
Who are you?
What is he wearing?
It's some kind of like dance jumpsuit freakish little gal.
So the gateway bro.
Oh no, there's more to it.
The ending he talks about how.
What's the film about?
No, no, no, no, no.
Go the.
Let's go to Spain and dance with our arms over our heads.
He goes to her house, right?
All right.
It looks like they're going to have sex.
You know, they're just kind of sitting back.
He's taking a shower and everything.
They don't have sex.
He gets on the motorcycle, drives away.
She's like, what the fuck, what the fuck is going on here?
Next scene, next scene you see her.
She is in the elevator.
She is dressed like a guy.
She's got the cap on.
She's got the aviator glasses.
She's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears.
She is okay.
She's wearing the same jacket that the Iceman wears.
She is okay.
This is how I got to get this guy.
This guy's going towards the gateway.
So I got to bring him back.
I got to bring him back from the gateway.
So I'm going to do that.
I'm going to dress like a man.
All right.
That is how she approaches it.
Right.
Okay.
Let me just ask you one more thing.
I'm going to digress for just two seconds here.
I'm with this girl Amy here.
She's like floating around here and everything.
Now she is divorced, right?
Skip a little bit from it.
What was it?
I don't know.
One more clip, one more clip.
What was it?
He doesn't talk about it.
I was asking my friend.
I can't remember.
They fight them to the end because he has passed over into the gateway.
They are this gay fighting fucking force.
All right.
And they're beating the Russians.
The gays are beating the Russians.
All right.
And it's over and they fucking land.
An Iceman is going to try to get Maverick the entire time finally he's got it.
All right.
And what is the last fucking line that they had to get it all?
Hugging and kissing and happy with each other.
And Ice comes up the Maverick and he says, man, you can't ride me.
And he says, I can't ride you.
And then he's going to ride him.
He's going to ride him.
right and what is the last fucking line that they have together at all hugging
and kissing and happy with each other and ice comes at the Maverick and he
says man, you can write my
you can ride my
all right, so like you think they were top gun in that record? Yeah, yeah,
I
Mean, he may get he gives a good point that that whole ship
I sent you two pictures see that you could use for our
God oh, it's Kanye on the rake
the fuck oh
No, I can make a better one. Give me a second fuck. That's terrifying
Give me a second
Why is it called the rake you know spooky shit I don't know. It's something
weird bro. I don't fucking know where we ever talk to a ghost. Yeah, we've had a
I mean we and Ali Mack fucking had a had like a whole blown fucking thing with
them. It was oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
But yeah, it was fucking spooky, bro
Yeah, it was fucking real fucking spooky my guy
So what else you want to talk about I got something we can we can talk about
some cool stuff you know yeah let's talk about
Disco Inferno by the Tramps that's a great song
He does
I think I think we need to bring this go back absolutely
Disco should have never went away
Disco is not dead
Burn
Burn baby
Burn
Burn baby
Burn
So what do you think this song's about?
Probably a disco
That's an Inferno as well
Probably about the
Disco that's being burnt down
That's fucking crazy
That's why they're saying burn baby burn
That's crazy I never even thought about that
Yeah
Alright what else you got?
We could do some more spooky stories I guess
You know
Fuck you can talk about some more you know spooky spooky shit
Spooky shit
You know
It's a
It's real interesting when you talk about it
The whole thing with
Spirituality and ghosts and shit like that
It's a real
Real spooky thing
To actually think about shit
That way
Um
Every single culture on the planet
Every single one
Before we even had contact with each other
Had ghost stories
You know? Everybody had a story
About spirits coming back
From the dead
It was
Really really really
Really
Weird that every single culture
On the entire planet
Has a ghost story
About ghosts or something
It's hard to
Disprove that
I guess
Because
If every single culture
Before they even had contact with each other
Has the same exact story
Wouldn't that mean
That there's some credence to it?
Or that there's extraterrestrials
That visited in the past
Do I talk about aliens?
Aliens exist bro
Hey mom
There's something in the back room
Do you believe in aliens?
That's a complicated question
Um
Do I believe that there's intelligent aliens
That are space faring that have come and visited us before?
I don't think that's true
Um do I think that there
Are creatures that are not on this planet
That are on other planets
Who's to say?
There's so many fucking planets out there
And so many galaxies
And so many fucking different things
There has to be something out there
You know?
Yeah
I don't know
It can't be an empty fucking universe
There's thousands of worlds that are
As inhabitable
As Earth
Based on the number of stars
And galaxies
That there are
Um there has to be
Life that
Developed in conditions
That are similar to ours
But they still haven't observed
Anyone so that's called like I forgot what it's called
It's called like something paradox
Um
That there's no, that we haven't
Observed aliens yet or life on
Other planets when there's so many
Favorable conditions for them
You want to talk about paradoxes?
That's a real interesting one
Yeah like the
The grandfather paradox
If you go back in time and kill your grandfather
That you'll never exist
But if you never existed you can't kill your grandfather
Yeah
Um yeah that's a real interesting one
Because that kind of disproves that
Time travel can happen because
If you did that
Then time travel couldn't
Exist because
You would never exist
Exactly
So time travel
Into the past theoretically can't
Exist I thought it was time travel
Into the future could theoretically exist
Yes I said um
Time travel into the past couldn't exist
Yeah time travel into the past
Technically probably couldn't exist
But time travel into the future I think
Could exist It could
Could just based on distortions
Um of like space
Time because you can jump forward but I
Don't think you could ever jump backwards
No
Unless there's like a back black hole
Or something Yeah
Or not a black hole but a wormhole
A wormhole I think theoretically
But that's more theoretical
Than
Previously
Thought
Um but we could also talk about
The Strodinger's cat paradox too
Where
If you put a cat in a box
With a nuclear isotope
That only opens
50% of the time
Before you open that box
The cat is both alive and dead
Yeah
It's weird to think about
But with that whole thing I don't really
Think that's a paradox because the cat would either be
Alive or dead depending on if
The isotope opened
So I don't think
It would be like it doesn't matter if you can't
See it, it's already alive or it's
Already dead type thing I think it's
More of a philosophical question
Than a scientific question
Because they're saying that there's multiple
Universes that exist
To one which of the cat is alive
And one where it's dead
Um
But it's more like a
Philosophical question you know
I guess
Um there's like a whole bunch
Of like other paradoxes
That you can do
Like if a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it
It doesn't make a sound
It fucking makes a sound
It just doesn't like nobody's around to hear it doesn't mean
Like if I fucking
Well if no one's there
To observe it does the thing actually
Occur and how did you know that it
Occurred? If I go to the woods and there's a tree
That fell down I assume that it made
A sound when it fell over
But how do you know trees only don't only make
Sounds when people are around
Trees are shy
Trees are
Trees are trees are extroverts
And they only make sounds if someone's around
Well now now you're just
Now
I'm arguing
For the side of someone that
Believes in like religion or something
Like that the fuck are you talking about
Because
It's like if you can't see God
Then how do you know he's there that's what
Like atheists asked
Ask religious
People faiths exactly
I'm
Looking up a looking up a list of paradoxes
Right now that we can talk about
So you have faith that the tree
Made a sound when it fell
I know the tree fucking made a sound just
Because I'm not fucking there to hear the tree make a sound
Well now you have faith
No it's not faith it's a fucking
Stupid fucking question because the tree
Of course makes a fucking sound
Bro which came first
The chicken or the egg
I don't fucking know
You're right
Yeah
The barber shop paradox
If two simultaneously
Assumptions lead to a contradiction
Then the other assumption is
Also disproved this leads to what the
Fuck is the barber shop paradox
Let's fucking read this shit
Three page essay
Fuck you I don't fucking
Care
On this bitch the paradox
In
Okay
Uncle Joe gives an argument
As follows
Suppose uncle suppose
Car is out we will show that
This assumption produces a contradiction
If car is out we know that
We know this if Alan is out
Then brown is in what the fuck
Fuck you I don't care this one seems
Stupid fuck you
A catch twenty two
The drinker paradox
In any pub there is a customer
As such that if a customer is
Drinking everybody is drinking in the pub
That yeah
If everybody drinks in a pub they're
They're drinking in a pub
You're thinking too
Black and white about it
A soldier that is deemed
Who a soldier that
Wants to be declared insane to avoid
Com content combat is deemed
Is deemed not insane for that
Very reason and therefore
Not to be declared insane
What
You're reading those articles
You're getting you're getting too deep into
Those philosophical
Can let's see fucking
Ravens paradox
A black raven in the collection
Of non black ravens a raven paradox
Suggests is that they're fucking both
Fuck you I don't care
Paradox all ravens
Are black in the form of
An implication this can be expressed
If a raven is black if
If something is a raven then it is black
If something is not black then it is not
Raven my pet raven
Is black this green apple
Is not black so it is not a raven
What the fuck
And get this one I don't
Get it bro we're just not
We're just not smart enough to understand these
These are fucking retarded and do
These are just speed like
This is like well actually
Fucking shit fuck you
Bro I don't know
I think I think people like that
That think they're intelligent
Like make up
Ways to say things
That are just sound
Okay all right let's read this one
The unexpected hanging paradox
A judge that tells a prisoner that he will be hanged at noon on one Wednesday in the following week but that the execution will be a surprise to the prisoner. He will not know the day of his hanging until the executioner knocks on his cell noon that day. Having reflected on this sentence the prisoner draws the conclusion that he will escape from the hanging. His reasoning is in several parts.
He begins by concluding that the surprise hanging cannot be on a Friday as he hasn't suspected as he hasn't been hanged on Thursday. There is only one day left so it won't be a surprise if he's hanged on Friday. Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him he concludes that it cannot occur on a Friday because it is a surprise to him.
As he hasn't suspected as he hasn't been hanged on Thursday. There is only one day left so it won't be a surprise if he's hanged on Friday. Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him he concludes that it cannot occur on a Friday because it would be within the week. He said he's going to be hanged within the week so if he wasn't hanged on Thursday he knows it would be noon on Friday. So he knows that it can never be Friday. He reasons that the surprise hanging cannot be on a Friday.
Because either Friday has already been eliminated and if he hasn't been hanged by Wednesday at noon the hanging must occur on Thursday making it the Thursday hanging not a surprise. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging cannot occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he retires to his cell confident that the hanging will not occur on a Friday.
Because either Friday has already been eliminated and if he hasn't been hanged by Wednesday at noon the hanging must occur on Thursday making it the Thursday hanging not a surprise. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging cannot occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he retires to his cell confident that the hanging will not occur. The next week the executioner knocks on the prisoner's door at noon which despite all of the above was an utter surprise to him. The judge said that everything the judge said came true.
So what is that? Bro I think you just blew my mind. So you would know that it's the hanging cannot take place on a Friday because if it didn't take if the hanging didn't take place on Thursday then you would know what happens on Friday so it's not on Friday.
And if it didn't happen on Monday it wouldn't be a surprise on Monday because if you expect what the fuck is this shit. You blow my mind too. What the fuck hanging will occur on a Monday or Tuesday. If the hanging occurs on a Monday then the prisoner will not know on Sunday evening that he will be hanged.
If the hanging occurs on a Tuesday the prisoner will not know that on that Monday evening that that will event.
Bro it feels like you're speaking but no words are coming out. I don't fucking know.
The premise of this the bottled in paradox the premise of the story creates a logical paradox similar to the unexpected hanging clearly no rational person would buy it as for for one cent as it would make it impossible to be sold at a loss.
However it follows no rational fucking the story. What the fuck are you talking about.
What is the fucking paradox.
A poor native Hawaiian buys a strange unbreakable bottle bottle from a sad elderly gentleman who credits this bottle with his fortune. He promises that an imp residing in the bottle will also grant this this man his every desire. Of course there's a catch. This bottle must be sold for cash at a loss for less than its owner originally paid and cannot be thrown away or given away or else it'll magically return to him.
All these rules must be explained by each by each. All these rules must be explained by each seller to each purchaser. If the owner of the bottle dies without having sold it in the prescribed manner and the person's soul will burn in hell for eternity.
The bottle is said to have been brought to earth by the devil first purchased by some random guy for millions. Then it was owned by Napoleon and Captain James Cook and accounted for their great success by the end of the story. It has diminished the price to fifty dollars.
The man buys the bottle and instantly test it by wishing for his money to be refunded and by trying to sell it for more than he paid and abandoning it to test if the story is true. He will get he when these all work as describes he realizes the bottle doesn't does indeed have an unholy power and he wishes for his heart's desire.
He goes to a big fancy mountain mansion with a landed estate and he finds his wish granted but at a price his beloved uncles and cousins have been killed in a boating accident leaving the man the soul here to his uncle's fortune.
The man is horrified but then uses his money to build his house having all he wants being happy he explains that the risk to a friend who wants to buy the bottle from him.
He we lives a happy life but there's something missing walking along the beach one night. He meets a beautiful woman named fucking whatever they soon fall in love and become engaged. The man's happiness is shared on the night of his betrothal retrieval whatever fucking marriage.
He then discovers he has counted the then he contracted the in can the incurable disease of leprosy. He must give up his house and wife and live in whatever a remote community for lepers unless he can recover the bottle and use it to cure himself.
Kiwi then begins this quest by attending to track down the friend that he sold his bottle to. He then but then his friend suddenly becomes wealthy and leaves Hawaii Kiwi traces the path of the bottle through its many buyers and eventually finds some dude.
The man is of European ancestry and has both good and bad news for him. He owns the bottle and is very willing to sell but be he is only sold he has only paid two cents therefore Kiwi buys it and is not able to resell it.
Kiwi then decides to buy the bottle anyways for the price of one set and indeed cures himself. However he is understandably despondent how he can possibly enjoy life knowing that he's going to go to hell. His wife then makes his depression for his wife mistakes his depression for regret at their marriage and asked for a divorce Kiwi confesses his secret to her.
The wife then suggests they sail with the bottle to Haiti and on the Ogo Pogo colonists or whatever a coin worth one fifth of an American cent and as a potential recourse for the man when they arrive.
However the suspicous the suspicous Nave natives will not touch the bottle. The man determines that to make a supreme sacrifice to save her her husband from his fate. However she knows that he could never sell the bottle to her knowingly.
She is forced to bribe an old sailor to buy the bottle for four cent meaths then the understanding was that she will secretly buy it back for three and now Kiwi is happy but she carries the curse.
The man discovers that his wife has done and is resolved to sacrifice himself for her and the same manners he ranges for the boat swine. That's a weird and that's a weird word to buy the bottle for two centimeters promising that he will buy it back for one.
Thus sealing his doom. However the drunken sailor refuses to part with it and is unafraid of the prospects of hell. He says I reckon I'm going anyway. Kiwi then returns to his wife then free of the curse and the reader is encouraged to believe that they lived happily ever after.
So the imp in the bottle basically is you have to sell the bottle for less than you got it for. But if you sell if you buy it for one cent you can never sell it for a loss.
So then you're damned to hell. No matter what type thing, but if you knew about that and you're buying, why would you buy it for one cent like this whole thing is just like hey, if you buy this bottle you get a wish, but you go to hell.
I don't know. Why do people buy like Zach Bagans? Why do they buy ghost artifacts that are haunted because that's fucking cool like and lorraine's haunted museum there with the anabelle doll in it. I want to go to that yeah. So do I
it's a netiquette right
right. You right there yeah, I'm trying to fucking figure out what the paradox in this is. I don't know that was a long story for a paradox though yeah
the temperature paradox. What the fuck is this one?
One if temperature is ninety and the temperature is rising, that would seem so
to entail that the ninety is rising. What the fuck are you talking about? What the fuck are you talking about bro? Oh God, you sent the picture of Kanye with
fucking evil eyes and evil mouth. A male barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself?
If a male barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves, does he shave himself? So basically this one is if a barber only shaves men that don't shave themselves, does he shave himself?
Because he wouldn't he would only shave somebody who doesn't shave themselves. Just fucking shave yourself. What the fuck are these stupid fucking fuck you know, I think he I think he shaves himself because he shaves other people and they all shave themselves.
This is a stupid paradox. If this sentence is true, then Germany borders China. Okay, it doesn't. I know it doesn't, but if this sentence is true, then Germany borders China. Sentence is not true, but the sentence is not true that Germany. I think it's one of those things where it's not true.
This is not true, but the sentence is not true that Germany. I think it's one of those things where it's just like I'm lying to you, but what the fuck you okay? This sentence is false. That's that's a paradox.
Yes, well, is it true that the sentence is false? If this sentence is false, then is it true if I stay that this sentence is false, but it's a true sentence and I say it's false. Does that means true or does it mean as false? Yes, I don't know. I don't know, bro.
This next statement is true and the previous statement is false. That's a paradox. What would happen if Pinocchio says my nose grows now? Because Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies and he says my nose will grow and if his nose doesn't grow, then he's lying. So his nose will grow. But if his nose doesn't grow, then he's lying.
You think Pinocchio ever just like sticks his nose up like people's asses? What the fuck are you talking about? I don't know. Like you think women want to like get fucked by Pinocchio's nose. I don't think so. I could be a word fetish. I'm damn sure. Yeah, if you say it's odd, then it's true.
If you say it's opposite day today and it's opposite day, then it's not opposite day, but then you just be lying. You'd be a fucking liar. Then oh, this is an interesting one. This one I actually heard before. If you remove one grain of sand from a heap, then you still have a heap. If you keep removing single grains of sand, then the heap will disappear.
But can a single grain of sand make the difference between a heap and a non heap? No, it's pretty straightforward. Like at what point does it not become a heap? Yeah, like at what point does a grain of sand like you keep taking grains of sand off and at what point does it stop being a heap? When it's one grain of sand seventy two.
Okay, that's the exact number. That's the exact number. Well, the time that Don Juan called McDonald's and he's like, how many fries in a large fry? Fifty sixes of fifty nine.
Good. The Monte Hall problem. Oh God, I know that one. What is that one? There's a game show, game show host, Monte Hall and there's plays a game where there's three doors and there's a car behind one door and there's like a goat or something behind the
other ones and he asks you, you have to pick a door that you want. So you pick a door, pick one, two or three. So what do you pick? Okay, so here's what it was. You pick a door and say door number one and the host who knows what's behind the doors opens another door, say number three and it has the goat.
When he says to you, do you want to pick door number two? Is it in your advantage to switch your choice? Yes, because the odds are greater of picking the car if you switch. Really? How are the odds greater? Because if you pick number one and he knows which door is the thing and he opens door number three and it's a goat.
Because when you first pick it's one out of three when you first pick, it's one and third odds and then when he offers for you to switch. So in the beginning, right, you had a one and third shot of picking the car. So you had a two third shot of getting it wrong. Yeah. So when he says, do you want to switch? It's profitable for you to switch because then it would be a fifty fifty shot, but if it's a fifty fifty shot, one and staying
the same just be the same as a coin flip. Yes, it would be a fifty fifty shot after he opens the one that's not a door, but he already picked a door and he and he took one door out. So that means you have two doors. What did it make sense? Just to what it? It wouldn't be a one in three shot at that point because wouldn't it just be the same one half because he already showed you that door number three has the goat behind it.
So wouldn't just staying with door number one thing, it would be a two third shot because in the beginning you were more likely to pick wrong. So when you switch, you're actually increasing your odds to I think two thirds rather than one third. How? Because when it like what's behind the other door number like if is it just like a go to go to the car. So two goats in a car and the first one that's the same as the one that's behind the other.
And the first one that you pick is the first one that you pick. So the first one that you pick is a one and third shot of getting it right. So then it would just be they take that away. Then you have one half like it wouldn't that just be the same thing like if you just kept your your door. No, that's like the that's what most people think it would be, which is why this is like a classic math problem.
But I failed geometry three times in high school. Once once the guy takes away the one with the goat in it, then fuck God, I'm too. This was a guy. The guy takes away the one with the goat in it right and he says you want to switch and then you say yes.
It would be a great. Yeah, it would be a greater chance. Yeah, the response that the scientists said is that you should probably switch the door with the understanding with the under the standard assumption that switching the strategy has a two and three probability of going to car.
Yeah, while the strategy that remains with the initial choice is only a one in three probability when the patient makes their first player not patient. When the player makes their first choice, there's a two and three chance the cars behind one of the doors that is not chosen.
But the probability does not change after the host reveals the goat of the one certain doors when the host provides the information about the two unchosen doors revealing that one of them does not have the car behind it. The two and three chance of the car being behind one of the unchosen doors rest on the unchosen door and the unrevealed door.
As opposed to one in three chance what that doesn't make sense though. Like it would be the same fucking thing. The doors are the same fucking thing. There's a goat behind one of the fucking doors and there's a car behind one of the other fucking doors. I don't want the goat.
I want the fucking car. Yeah, well, that's the point really God. I don't like fucking goats goats are assholes. Why don't you just get mad at math rather than goats fuck the goats? God damn you're gonna use that as the sound bite aren't you fuck the goats?
So you failed the geometry three times. Well, yeah, it was bad. Yeah, I was in the advanced math. I had one of the highest grades on the state Regents exam for history.
There's this girl I remember one time in trigonometry class or algebra two trigonometry. There's this girl. Basic thuganomics. This girl who's like a kind of dumb, but like, I don't know, like kind of smart but also just really dumb.
And she sat behind me and I knew she always cheated off me because she looked at my, I was looking at my paper. But one day the teacher was like, during the test, he goes, Congrats to the only two people that got a hundred.
And he's like Casey and this girl, like fuck you, cheated off me. Jesus Christ. Unbelievable. All right. Well, I'm pretty beat. You want to wrap this up?
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For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck did the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing, they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall. Okay? They have dread, they're super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.
I do not negotiate with them. I do not listen to them.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus. You feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real. They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open, you're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely violent.
Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord kibbit.
We're only living in the third dimension.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
Okay, I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay, look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil. Okay, he's not fucking doing this shit. George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit. Just don't fucking get it. Everybody likes Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there.
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump. He's not the actual fucking leader. It's George Soros. It's Bill Gates. It's fucking Elon Musk. It's everyone out there. Everybody likes him.
He says, Elon Musk is so cool. He made like a place for all of us. The actual government is trying. The actual true government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis, are actually the ones that are controlling fucking the Holm. The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking billionaires. The pain is fucking lost by human beings.