For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as we speak.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
If they come from our planet, then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with her.
I do not listen to this.
Die with your sorrows!
Fuck this guy!
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Welcome.
So we got today.
What's the name of Jones?
So I'm going to start off with this.
We all know Alex Jones has been sued twice now.
These now being sued a third time for I shit you not two point seven five trillion dollars.
Mind you, pull up a chart real quick if you can.
The gross domestic products of countries around the world, the GDP of the world, world trillion dollar lawsuit.
But how can you sue somebody for trillion dollars when they don't have a trillion dollars?
I don't know.
But let's I'm looking at GDP by a country.
United States has the most with 19 trillion.
China has the second most.
I don't I don't care.
Sandy Hook Family, that's a medicated judge to order Alex Jones to pay two point five trillion in damages.
You're cutting out.
France is the closest to Alex Jones.
Actually, let's see here.
Two point seven five, right?
Two point seven five trillion.
Alex Jones would be the fifth most.
If he was making two point seven five trillion dollars, he'd be the fifth most rich country on the entire planet.
He would be above India, the United Kingdom, France, Brazil, Italy and Canada.
The only people who would be above Alex Jones if he would be actually made two point seven five trillion dollars would be Germany, Japan, China and the United States.
He would be only below four countries in the entire planet.
If he two point seven five trillion, that's not billion.
I did not misspeak.
It is a trillion.
How much GDP does the United States have?
Nineteen point four five million trillion dollars.
But how much how much debt do we have?
We're never paying that debt back.
Let's be real.
I thought there was trillions of dollars worth in debt to yeah, but when we go to war with China, that's going to go away.
So it's just an astronomical amount of money.
I can't even wrap my head around a trillion dollars.
The family said they're entitled to them out because Jones, barring the sale of false statement, two trillion dollars worth.
That's ridiculous.
Yeah.
All right, we're back after some technical difficulties.
We're back.
We shouldn't have any more of those for a while.
So as we were saying, Alex Jones, two point seven five trillion dollars.
I'm looking at an article on Bloomberg, so you know it's true.
I forgot the idiot ran for president.
They reached the trillion dollar sum by multiplying the state's laws up to five hundred five thousand dollars per violation by the five hundred and fifty million social media exposures that Alex Jones received on his Facebook page, Twitter and YouTube accounts in the three years following the school shooting.
Whatever. Blah, blah, blah.
The only appropriate punitive damage award in this case is the largest award within the court's powers.
The lawyers said in filing, the defendant has acted willfully, maliciously and evilly in full knowledge of the harm he was causing.
They had no means of fighting back except for bringing this case.
Blah, blah, blah.
But two trillion dollars, two trillion, two point seven five trillion, almost three trillion dollars.
Like he's going to lose that case too.
Yeah, but you are leaving the door open for a fucking massive, absolutely fucking massive counter suing because
I got to look it up.
If you can sue somebody, let's let's look it up here for what?
For what?
For defamation. But he already is being sued for defamation.
No, I'm just seeing if you can sue to the amount of, to, can you sue more than someone is their net worth?
Although it's not a very wise decision, it is possible to sue somebody if the person has no valuable assets.
What happens if someone sues you more than your net worth?
If a judgment is entered against you, you lack the financial resources to pay.
The judgment becomes an additional debt that will need to be repaid.
In many other instances, the person or company suing you will see compensation from you in one form or another.
This may include wage garnishment.
Wage garnishment for two trillion dollars? You're never going to get that ever.
Yeah.
That's ridiculous.
What is the least amount you can sue for? That's actually interesting.
You can sue anybody for anything.
Ten thousand dollars.
Actually, there is no minimum that you can sue for, but usually it's ten thousand dollars.
Now, they have small claims court, like the Judge of Duty and stuff like that, small claims court.
You can sue somebody for like two dollars if you really want to.
It's just not worth it because you have to pay.
That would be really fucking pathetic if you sued somebody for two dollars.
So let's see what else. News of the day.
Alex Jones slams Sandy Hook parent during the defamation trial.
Alex Jones took the stand in his own defense today in his defamation case.
But just hours before he did, he went on his talk show that airs on the Infowars website.
Infowars.com.
And said this about the father of a Sandy Hook massacre victim.
Let's just say he's a nice man and it's not an act.
He is being manipulated by some very bad people.
I'll just say, because I got to be honest, he's slow.
OK, his ex-wife is not.
I don't think he's stupid.
I'm just saying he's he's I've got family members that are really smart in a lot of ways,
but they're just real kind of quiet and have this way about them.
And they they they move at a different pace.
Like they're fast in some ways and slow and others and he's.
I mean, I think Heslin acts like somebody on the spectrum.
All right, I pause that.
What the fuck was that?
He's a little retarded.
OK, listen, I'm kind of retarded.
You should be nice about it, but he was like, I'm trying to be nice.
I'm trying to be nice, but he's he's an absolute.
He's a good guy, but he might have down.
So
oh my God, that's ridiculous.
Years ago, prosecutors quickly turned that around on Jones and played the clip for the jury.
Today, what date was this already found him guilty August, second parents now, it's a while ago.
He must pay because of the damage he caused as for Heslin, he took the stand today.
He testified that he lives in fear because of Alex Jones propaganda.
I can't even describe
the last nine and a half years of the living hell that I and others have had to endure
because of the negligence and the recklessness of Alex Jones.
Why does he sound like Sean Connery?
The record of Alex Jones.
All right.
I think that's enough of that.
We we agree that Sandy Hook happened here at the Untitled podcast.
Oh, absolutely.
Sandy Hook did happen.
There is children that were murdered.
That is, even though I said last time it was a giant hoax.
It's a joke like we were joking.
We do believe that.
I mean, I wasn't joking.
We know that this was just kidding.
The reason why we're defending just kidding.
The reason why we're defending Alex Jones is because we are very big on the free speech
aspect of things.
I do agree that Alex has said some very interesting things, let's say.
But I also think that he should have the right to say it is kind of.
Absolutely like it's the old adage.
First, they came for Alex Jones and I did nothing.
Then they came for so and so and I did nothing and they keep going down the line
until they came for me and then no one's there to say anything.
Well, yeah, I disagree with it legally, but morally he made a bad choice.
He did make a bad choice, but he shouldn't be fucking nuked off the planet for it.
Well, some people I think most people think that he should be.
You know he's funny.
She's funny.
He's funny.
I don't know because even though he's like being a retard, he's like saying all
this shit.
It's just entertainment.
Really, it's a joke man.
I mean, he's not joking though.
He's dead serious.
He's a lunatic, but the people who fucking follow him are even bigger lunatics.
Like he got some things right.
I will admit that he definitely did get some things right.
The turning the fucking frogs gay in a insane way.
He was right.
He said it.
He said it in the most insane way, but there are dogs frogs turning into hermaphrodites
from the chemicals in the water.
That's a real fucking thing.
The BPAs man, there are there are chemicals in the water that are turning the frogs
into hermaphrodites and shit like that's a that's a real thing.
Bohemian grows.
Yeah Bohemian Grove was a real fucking thing.
We talked about Bohemian Grove a little bit already, Bohemian Grove is always a fucking
interesting thing now, but Epstein was at Bohemian Grove.
Talk about Epstein's Island.
Did we talk about?
I've seen yet.
No, we didn't know.
No, we didn't.
So first thing I want to say about Epstein's Island is our Epstein in general.
He didn't fucking kill himself.
Didn't kill himself, but the I don't know too much about it really.
The whole thing, though, he had a he had a couple paintings in his fucking like house.
One was of George Bush.
Yeah, look up.
Look at those paintings.
One was George Bush with two Jenga towers and he had a paper airplane and the towers
were falling down.
I like I don't even know much about Epstein.
Like who?
He was a child trafficker.
Yeah, but who?
Why was he like prominent?
Why was he famous?
Because he was a child trafficker and he got caught.
Was he a famous guy, though?
I don't think so.
I think he was kind of like just a guy who was powerful because he had like like shit
to hold over powerful people's heads.
He was a finance financier.
Yeah, he was a financier of fucking children.
He's a fucking scumbag.
I'm happy he's dead, but I wish that he fucking went to court, but he didn't kill himself.
Yeah, I am like the world's a better place that he's dead, but I really wish that he
would have ratted out some people, man.
So did a bunch of like famous people go to his island?
Let's actually look up a flight log list because it's actually on there.
Epstein.
Flight list.
Epstein's Island.
Little St. James, US Virgin Islands.
So I guess you own this island.
He did the US Virgin Islands.
Yeah, it was a pedophile island.
Prince Andrew paid a visit to his island.
Yep.
A lot of times, actually, you think he's a pedophile.
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, I think that Prince.
I think everybody who like there's there's fucking arguments that they're like, well,
they could have just done a Stephen Hawking.
I think he's absolutely.
You think that motherfucker is in a pedophile?
Prince Andrew was on it like I am so hard.
He's Maxwell was on the island.
Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton was on the island a lot, actually.
Well, I don't think it's saying that these people are all necessarily guilty, but I'm
just reading about people who have visited his island.
I say they're all guilty.
Fuck him.
Oh yeah, Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton.
Kevin Spacey.
Kevin Spacey was known for fucking kids, though.
Yeah, he just just came out last year.
I don't know who Naomi Campbell is.
He's a Copperfield.
Tucker, Alan Dishelix.
But like there were a lot of famous people that went to his fucking pedophile island.
That's crazy.
He got caught and then he got caught and he got arrested and then who do you think killed
him?
Not himself.
Because magically, let's I will tell you this fucking shit.
Magically, all at the same time, his guard went to sleep.
The flight, the cameras in the jail mysteriously went off.
Epstein killed himself.
I'm using air quotations.
Then people were like, what happened?
Like, oh, his guard fell asleep and he just he killed himself.
No, it's not fucking what happened, man.
The fucking CIA, the feds, the New World Order, whoever the fucking globalists, they fucking
killed the man.
They killed Epstein, man.
Goddamn fucking degenerate.
Jesus fucking degenerate.
Being degenerate.
Oh, God.
His mugshot looks horrifying.
He's a fucking bad dude.
How old was he?
Sixty six.
Yeah, he's a bad dude.
He the Victoria's Secret guy who ran Victoria's Secret actually gave Epstein one of his mansions
in New York City, probably because he had dirt on him.
Hmm.
Yep.
I guess he was apparently on a suicide watch.
Yeah.
OK.
Not not very watchful, though.
Yeah, the whole Epstein shit's fucking ridiculous.
I don't know.
It's it's a whole can of worms.
Fucking.
Jeffrey Epstein was just one of the pedophile islands.
I guarantee you there's more.
I guarantee fucking to you there's more.
He's just the one that got caught and it's not going to stop.
Where do you think these human traffickers take people like they don't just disappear
to the US Virgin Islands?
Apparently yeah, you know, so I got something for you.
What do you got?
You ever take the political spectrum test?
Political spectrum test.
I was thinking we could like take this quiz and then debate on the questions.
The political compass, the political compass test.
Yeah.
How many questions are there?
There are a lot of questions.
Page one of six.
But let's take it and while we're talking to each other and then we'll we'll compare
results.
If economic globalization is inevitable, we should primarily serve humanity rather than
the interest of transnational corporations.
I don't think it is inevitable.
If economic globalization, we've already had economic globalization basically.
But if we should primarily serve humanity rather than the interest of transnational
corporations, corporations, why would you disagree with that?
I agree with it, but it's like I don't think it's inevitable.
I strongly agree with that one.
I'd always support my country, whether it was wrong or right disagree.
I'll say slightly agree.
In fact, strongly disagree.
Yeah, but you look like what about like Russia?
I hate Russia, but the Russians that are being forced to fight the Ukrainians.
I don't know, man.
No one chooses their country of birth, so it's foolish to be proud of it.
That is I strongly disagree with.
I think that you should be proud of where you're from.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree.
Where you're born is just a random, random chance.
All right there, commie.
Our race has many superior qualities compared to other races.
I disagree on that.
I'll disagree on the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Sometimes I'll put agree.
Yeah, military action that defies international law is sometimes justified.
I'd say agree defies international law.
I don't think so.
I don't think I don't think it's justified to commit war crimes.
Maybe not.
There is now worrying fusion of information and entertainment.
That is true.
I agree with that.
Yeah, definitely.
Shut the fuck.
People are ultimately divided more by class than nationality.
Oh, yes, absolutely, definitely.
I mean, a rich and a poor person aren't really going to come together if they're the same nationality just because absolutely they identify with their class.
Controlling inflation is more important than controlling unemployment.
Yes, I say yes.
I controlling inflation.
No, because I'd rather fucking people who don't have a job be fucked over than people than hat that have jobs, because a inflation is a bad thing for literally everybody.
The unemployment thing is only a problem for people who are unemployed.
It might sound cruel, but I don't I don't give a shit, but you have to fix unemployment before you can solve inflation, not necessarily disagree with that.
I disagree with that one because corporations cannot be trusted to voluntary protect the environment.
They require regulation.
Yes, strongly agree disagree.
Why who fucking cares?
They're a private company.
You can't tell them what to do.
Yeah, we can tell them what to do if they're going to destroy the ozone layer and the fucking earth is going to be uninhabitable in fifty years own layer.
You're going to be breathing.
You're going to be paid for oxygen.
Fuck yeah, I already do boost oxygen.
You're a stocks again, bro.
Year is twenty seventy two right near how old I am.
I be seventy four years old.
So you're seventy four years old in twenty seventy two and you go to the oxygen dispenser.
I'm already going to be on auction.
I'm going to have second C.O.P.
Everybody know everybody in that time is going to have to be on oxygen because it's not going to be right.
Everyone's going to have to carry oxygen.
Whatever man, we're going to have to go to the oxygen dispensary and pay fucking ten dollars a liter.
Whatever man, well, that's what it's going to be like.
Whatever man, that's crazy.
Oh, Mr. Goodman is typing. Let's see if he's coming.
All right, go ahead from each according to his ability to each according.
His need is a fundamentally good idea from each according to his ability to each according to his need.
That sounds like some commie gobbledygook.
So it's saying that like you get what you need at, but you are used to the strongest of your ability.
I agree with that to each of his.
That's saying that everybody's abilities are being used and everybody's needs are being met.
So I think it's fundamentally a good idea, even if it's associated with socialism.
Actually, I wonder where that quote come from.
It's probably from fucking Karl Marx.
I thought it was FDR.
Oh, Karl Marx. Yep.
No wonder I disagreed with it.
No wonder I agreed.
The free, the freer market, the people agree.
Because that's like the argument of one of the arguments for socialism is that everybody's needs will be taken care of, such as universal health care and food and stuff like that.
But everybody's abilities will be used like if you can work, then you will work.
I don't think people should be given things for free.
Well, no, they're not given things for free. They're working.
But they're having according their need.
Give it to them for free. If they're not working, say not working.
Yeah, they got to get their first.
I think if you can work, you should be.
You should have to work, but people that can't work, even the United States still get disability.
No comment.
Okay, the free of the market, the free of the people.
That's true. I strongly disagree.
I fuck you, man.
It's a sad reflection on our society that something as basic as drinking water is now bottled and branded consumer product.
I disagree. Strongly agree.
Fuck it. Whatever, man. It's stupid.
Bro, why should I have to? This is what I'm talking about.
And when you're 74 years old, you're going to have to go to the oxygen dispenser.
Let me fucking tell you something.
Poland spring is delicious.
Well, way better than I buy a new bottle of water.
I dump it out and fill it up with tap water and put it in the refrigerator.
You're just a retard because I don't like the taste of spring water.
You don't like the fucking taste of spring water.
That's you're a fucking commie through and through.
Bro, you're paying for bottled water.
Now I will pay for bottled water because it tastes fucking better.
Bro, you don't think water should be a necessary right?
No, bro, you're going to be paying for oxygen.
Some day you're going to be like, oh, he was right.
You're going to be never say you're going to fill is right.
You're going to have to do takes strapped in like a backpack thing.
Everyone's going to be walking around with a fucking nasal can you on or like a fucking face mask?
Remind me about graphene after this after we do this because that'll solve that problem.
Yeah.
Land should not be economy and a commodity to be bought and sold.
That's I strongly disagree.
Land shouldn't be a commodity to be bought and sold.
You should be agree.
You're a fucking commie bastard.
Bro, land is just part of the earth.
You why?
Why?
Why should we own the land?
You're just trying to piss me off.
I'm just taking the test as I see fit.
It is regrettable that many personal fortunes are made by people who simply manipulate money and contribute nothing to society.
That is just a strongly agree.
That is just a false statement.
They do not contribute.
What is fucking?
What is fucking Elon Musk really contributing to society?
Cars, space travel, Twitter.
There's a lot of things like as much as I hate Jeff Bezos, I got to fucking agree with what he's been doing with that shit because he's made some fucking good shit.
I get my package in two days.
The United States Postal Service would fucking take six weeks to get me.
Yeah, but why does Jeff Bezos?
Yes.
Why does he know?
Why does he deserve to have a wealth of a hundred billion dollars?
Because he had a great idea.
That's where ingenuity comes from.
If you have a good idea, you could go get paid for.
You could train for twelve years to be a doctor and you wouldn't make that money.
Our fucking dicks.
You and I both know doctors are fucking assholes.
You could say that about anything.
So about being a lawyer, being a scientist, I don't even know what the fuck that word means.
What protectionism is is sometimes necessary in trade.
What the fuck is protectionism mean?
The theory of practice of shielding a country's domestic industries from foreign competition by taxing imports.
I strongly agree with that.
Buy American.
Oh, yeah.
It's a hard one.
It's necessary in trade.
I guess I would agree if you're trying to improve the wealth of your own country.
It'll boost the wealth of your own country while hurting another country.
That's a good thing.
I don't think hurting other countries is a good thing, but it might be necessary sometimes.
The only social responsibility of a company should be to deliver a profit to its shareholders.
That's what a company is made for.
Agree.
It doesn't matter what a fucking company does on its spare time if it makes a fucking profit for its shareholders.
It's doing its job.
Are they saying in an ideal society or as it is now?
I don't give a shit.
The only social responsibility.
I'm going to disagree.
Okay, the rich are too highly taxed.
Strongly disagree.
They're not tax fucking enough.
Agree a little bit.
They are not taxed enough.
Let's look at it from this way.
A rich person, if they paid their taxes the way that we do, it's I think like 3% or 4% of the entire money that you make.
If you...
No, it's more than that.
It's whatever, but a normal person, it's like, okay, $5,000, $10,000 a year on the high end.
Well, you've got to pay tax on every paycheck that you get, right?
You've got to pay like 20% on every paycheck that you get.
Yeah, but if they were doing that and if the rich were doing that, which are job creators in this country, as much as you fucking hate rich people, you got to admit that they make jobs for the country.
The reason why the rich get tax cuts is because they make jobs for people.
It's trickle down economics.
In the in the right there, Ronald Ronald Reagan was a great man.
I don't care what you say bro.
I think that you should have to pay taxes based on how much you make.
Like I think the rich should have to pay the most taxes and poor people should have to pay the least.
All right,
those with the ability to pay should have access to higher standards of medical care disagree.
It's actually strongly disagree.
Government should penalize businesses that mislead the public.
Gary,
I don't know why you would just disagree with that.
That's what they're doing.
Alex Jones right now.
What government should penalize businesses that mislead the government.
That's a lawsuit civil suit.
They shouldn't.
I'd say disagree bro's freedom of speech.
Yeah,
genuine free market requires restrictions on the ability of predator multinationals to create monopolies.
Are they talking about the globalists?
Yeah,
require restrictions on the ability of pretty.
I guess I'd agree with that.
No, disagree
abortion when a woman's life is not threatened should always be illegal.
That's a tough one.
Strongly disagree.
As we talked about,
we're going to go in on the abortion debate or so.
You said did we already do that?
I think we did.
Yeah,
all authority should be questioned strongly agree.
You should always question your authority and just as you know,
in in 1940s,
Germany,
they should have questioned their authority and I for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
I strongly agree with that.
I'll agree with that.
Taxpayers should not be expected to prop up any theaters or museums that cannot survive on a commercial base.
I agree.
Yeah,
strongly agree.
Fuck them.
I guess I'll agree because it
schools should not make classroom attendance compulsory compulsory.
Strongly disagree.
You should be if you're in school,
you should have to go to fucking school.
Yeah,
I think I think kids have to kind of education.
All people have their rights,
but it's better for all of us that different sorts of people should keep to their own
strongly disagree with that.
Good parents sometimes have to spank their children.
Absolutely strongly agree.
Yeah,
I say some some cases dude.
We need to beat our kids.
Oh my God,
relax.
It's natural for children to keep some secrets from parents.
Yeah,
that's just a fact that kids kids do that.
Pressing marijuana for criminal use should not be a criminal offense.
Strongly,
strongly,
strongly agree.
I say,
are you sure you don't want?
Yeah,
strongly disagree.
Prime function of schooling should be to equip the future generation to find jobs.
I disagree with that.
Well,
what is the function of it then schooling as it is now just destroys creativity.
And people I'll disagree with that.
Oh no,
people with serious.
No,
what?
Oh no,
I'll strongly disagree with that one,
but holy fuck that bad people with seriously inheritable diseases should not be allowed to reproduce.
That's called eugenics.
My boy,
that's my boy.
I'm going to strongly disagree with that.
The most important thing for children to learn is to accept discipline.
I agree,
disagree.
I don't think that's the most important thing for children.
I would say it's like I'd say it's stupid.
I would say it's if there was a middle ground thing,
I'd put it there because I think kids should learn to accept discipline,
but they should learn other things to God.
There are no savage and civilized peoples.
They're only different cultures disagree.
I disagree with that.
And we both worked,
you know,
what savages it doesn't.
It's not a matter of race or ethnicity.
It's just,
you know,
there's just there's just people that are terrible all over the place,
you know,
but no matter even if they're rich or poor,
those who are able to work and refuse the opportunity should not expect society support strongly agree.
I'll agree with that because I don't think people should be freeloading out the system.
Even though I'm a socialist when you are troubled,
it's better not to think about it,
but keep it buried with busy with more cheerful things.
That's not a political fucking thing.
That's just I agree.
I agree.
I guess yeah.
First generation immigrants can never never be fully integrated with a new country.
I disagree with this.
I agree strongly.
What is good for the most successful corporations is always ultimately good for all of us.
That's disagree.
Yes,
strongly disagree.
No broadcasting into institution,
however independent its context should ever receive public funding.
I strongly agree with that because it can sway opinions.
No, we have we have like PBS and stuff.
Fuck that disagree.
Fuck you disagree.
I'm all for propaganda.
Our civil liberties are being excessively absolutely in the name of counter.
I strongly agree like the NSA and stuff.
Yeah, fuck that fuck the NSA.
A significant advantage for one party state is that it avoids all the arguments that delay progress of a Democrat.
I strongly disagree with that.
I could get down on the one party state.
Like I think if I like it,
I mean motherfuckers,
I could do like Institute Socialism and then you gotta like keep everyone to it.
So fuck you.
You gotta just keep everyone in line.
My foot caught.
You can't you can't allow for different opinions if you want to go fuck you.
Though the electronic age makes official surveillance easier.
Only wrongdoers need to be worth.
I strongly disagree,
strongly disagree.
Everyone needs to be worried that they're being spied on by the government.
The death penalty should be an option for the most serious crimes.
I strongly agree with that.
I think the death penalty should be a thing.
Agree in a civilized society.
One must have people above to be obeyed and the people below to be commanded disagree.
Oh, you disagree with that?
Yeah, I would think you would because that's like a socialism thing,
kind of like everybody's equal.
I wouldn't say everybody's equal,
but I would say that you shouldn't have to listen to everything that your
government tells you.
But should we live in a society where there are no in a society where there are
no leaders?
There are there are some people that are just leaders and there's some people
that are followers,
but I don't think that's everybody.
I personally think a democratic socialist country would be the best like
everybody has a vote,
but everybody has equal rights.
You know what I mean?
No,
no, you don't want everybody to have a vote.
I don't want everyone to be fucking socialists.
You're the worst abstract art that doesn't represent anything.
Shouldn't be considered art at all.
I strongly agree with that as an artist.
I think that Jackson Pollock is a fucking hack.
I disagreed because it can be interesting.
There's nothing in that.
It's a fucking bullshit.
It doesn't have any heart behind it.
Provocative.
It's provocative.
The people go in.
No one knows me.
The criminal justice punishments should be more important than the rehabilitation.
I agree with that disagree,
but bro it like like art like abstract art.
It's kind of cool though.
Like you can't say it's not cool to have.
There is no point to it at all.
It's not our it's garbage,
but if it's an abstract art piece that's representing something,
what if it's just like a bunch of colors and it looks cool fucking hack?
It's a waste of time.
Well, art doesn't have to depict something.
It can just be art.
No, it's a waste of time to try and rehabilitate some criminals.
There are some criminals that just won't be rehabilitated.
I think that I'll agree.
The business person and the manufacturer are more important than the writer and
the artist.
I strongly disagree disagree.
Definitely strongly,
strongly,
definitely disagree.
Mothers may have careers,
but their first duty is to be homemakers,
strongly disagree.
Strongly disagree.
I'm going to say your answer for that.
I'll agree.
Are you fucking kidding me, bro?
I think that they should have careers,
but I also think that the that women are way better at raising children.
We're fucking awful at raising.
All right.
Multinational companies are on our unethically exploiting the plant genetic
resources of developing countries.
I don't understand the fuck this like Monsanto,
how they genetically engineer the crops over here in Monsanto.
I don't know.
They'll just say
they're putting shit in your corn.
Basically, they're making genetic super corn that is mutated,
but it's delicious.
It's gonna fucking grow muscles and fucking
because muscle corn,
yeah muscle corn is going to fucking attack us someday.
I guess I'll agree with it.
I don't fucking know bro fucking Monsanto is putting all kinds of chemicals in
the water in the in our produce,
making peace with the establishment is an important aspect of maturity.
I strongly disagree with that.
To fuck the establishment,
the other one you agreed with it when it was when it was like authority or
something.
This authority and establishment are two different things.
Astrology accurately explains many things strongly disagree.
Is that like like Gemini and I'm a Gemini.
So I like fuck that.
Yeah, no, that's fucking bullshit.
You cannot be moral without being religious.
You cannot be moral being religious.
I strongly disagree.
I disagree with that.
Charity is better than Social Security as a means of helping the genuinely
disadvantaged.
Yeah, it's strongly disagree.
I don't fucking care what I I wish there was a road chip.
Why is there always people stand it?
Why is there still homeless people if charity is better than then like Social
Security?
I strongly disagreed with it.
Okay, buddy.
Some people are naturally unlucky.
I strongly agree with that.
There are some people that are just fucking poor bastards.
Luck is luck is not a real thing.
It is part of my child's school and stills religious values strongly disagree.
I strongly disagree with that, but not because I don't think religion is a good
thing.
Sex outside of marriage is usually immoral.
Hell, I can't say I agree with that.
This group same sex same sex couple in a stable loving relationship should not be
excluded from the possibility of adoption.
I agree with that.
I strongly disagree strongly pornography depicting depicting consenting adults
should be illegal for I agree.
Yeah, fuck it.
What goes on in the private of a bedroom between two consenting adults is no
business of the state.
I agree with that.
No one can feel naturally homosexual.
I strongly disagree with that.
Oh, this last one is good.
Let's talk about this one.
These days openness about sex has gone this too far.
I agree with that.
I'm going to agree because like there are some you're talking about fuck cats.
What did you say in the last episode?
I fuck dogs and you have to love before like that.
Let's see where we stand.
Oh, it says you got to scroll down to see yours.
Okay, I am bottom left left libertarian.
I am right in the more libertarian.
I like right on the line.
I'm right on the fucking line of authoritarian and libertarian right.
Oh, okay.
So left left and right is what like an economic scale says and then up and down
the social scale.
So I'm like dead.
I'm like I'm center right center right.
So I think if you go down it tells you like some examples here like you're right
by your way in Switzerland.
I'm center right and you can see like people that are associated with your actually
if you look it up so so left libertarian meaning I am technically libertarian
right but I am literally on the line for almost on the line.
I'm like yeah like I am I'm definitely right right sided but I'm on the middle of
it and I would say I am that's that's actually what I put my political stance at.
I'm I'm libertarian.
I am I'm right on the line of lib and and an authoritarian right like that's where
I'd put myself.
Yeah, I'm definitely a left libertarian because that makes yeah that makes sense
because I still respect authority.
I think that authority and military action should be necessary but I also think that
you know fuck shit sometimes man.
These are the images that I was saying like Stalin would be left authoritarian.
What is that one right there like right down down and right like right near the center.
This no down and China no down and right Castro no down and right like in the purpose
right like in the purple.
Oh that one Washington.
That's me.
I'm Washington.
Damn right I'm George walking Washington motherfucker Washington was pretty close to central.
What's the guy next to him there like a little bit up up the next one over the next one over
to the right down Obama down that Friedman.
I don't know who that is.
I am I am a little bit close to authority Reagan is right authoritarian.
I hope that makes sense and oh I got exactly on Marxism.
Oh wow you got exactly on Marxism.
Huh Marxism is right here and I got and I got right here.
Gandhi Gandhi was a left libertarian fucking Gandhi Chomsky.
I got fucking Washington Freeman.
Let me Hitler was a right authoritarian Hitler Reagan and Trump are all the same and Bush
and me and Russia and actually a little bit Obama.
So the people that I got are Jefferson Washington Friedman Johnson Paul Rand like that's my
area Rand Paul.
I'm actually closest to Washington so that's cool.
Me and me and good old George Washington bro that's crazy.
Let me let me look up let me look up some Lib or yeah live right people libertarian
not liberal.
No I was saying Lib right.
Yeah.
Lib right.
Oh no.
What.
Lib right.
Short.
Well why do you look that up and pause it and repeat.
Welcome back to the unsubtle podcast.
Oh God.
Got more content for you.
Casey's trying to fuck me in the ass.
Bobby on the radio today.
Copyright claim is going to be a great day Bobby getting on the radio.
You don't care if you're homosexual or if you're a straight man or straight woman you
don't discriminate.
OK.
Let's get it on.
All right.
So I did look more into it.
I am dead on where George Washington's let's fucking go George Washington baby.
You know.
Mark's flying behind me.
You can hear the cry of eagles the American Eagle.
I swear I didn't try to get Karl Marx on the test.
I swear I didn't try to get George Washington or you're not George Washington.
You're more like fucking Hitler.
No Hitler's way higher up bro.
I'm fucking George.
Well, if you just had been more authoritarian, you would have been Hitler.
No, I mean if I was all the way authoritarian, I would be where Hitler is,
but what is all the what is like an extreme authoritarian?
My Hitler is literally where I am, but all the way up to authoritarian.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying like George Washington was where I am.
What is authoritarian technically like definition favoring or enforcing strict
obedience to authority, especially that of the government at the expense of
personal freedom?
Oh God, that's not awful.
That's not me.
That's like why Alex Jones got sued.
Yeah, I am.
I'm authoritarian right or I am.
I am libertarian right.
Look that one up,
Libertarian right
sports, capitalist property rights and defense market distribution of natural
resources of private property.
Yep.
Well, I think I don't think defending capitalism is a good thing.
I don't think defending communism is a good thing.
I think comedy should be fucking put on the wall, bro.
Fuck have a little.
Fuck you.
All right.
What other what else you got for today?
Oh, did you ever do the the 16 personality test?
Do you type in 16 personalities?
We'll take that test to 16.
Yeah, I did that in the psych class.
I forgot what we can take it again because you actually can change as you as you
age.
Oh, yeah, I guess.
Take the test.
We're taking a lot of tests today, but I feel like I'm in a test taken text taken
and kind of mood.
So we'll go through it together again and we'll see where our personalities line
up.
See if we if we go together, take the test.
Oh, okay.
You regularly make new friends.
I strongly agree with that.
What about you?
Agree.
You spend a lot of your free time exploring various random topics that pique your
interest.
I strongly agree with that.
Strongly agree.
Seeing other people cry can easily make you feel like you want to cry to strongly disagree.
I disagree with that.
You often make a backup plan for a backup plan.
I strongly agree.
Usually stay calm, even under a lot of pressure.
Yep.
Great at social events.
You rarely try to introduce yourself to new people.
Mostly talk to the ones you already know.
I strongly disagree with that.
Agree.
You refer the company you prefer to completely finish one project before starting another.
I disagree with that.
Probably disagree.
You are very sentimental.
I'd say I am you.
You like to use organizing tools such as lists.
No, I don't.
This I kind of wing it.
Sometimes, but I kind of hate that sort of thing.
I guess I agree.
Even a small mistake can cause you to doubt your overall abilities and knowledge.
Sometimes.
No.
I mean, I kind of beat myself up over it, but I don't completely.
You feel comfortable just walking up to somebody you find interesting and striking up a conversation.
I talk to homeless people a lot of times.
I'm going to disagree because I don't really like to talk to strangers.
If you're not too interested in discussing various, you are not too interested in discussing various interpretation of analysis of creative works.
I disagree with that.
Disagree.
That was like a confusing one.
You are more inclined to follow your head than your heart.
I strongly disagree with that.
You usually prefer just doing what you feel like at any given moment instead of planning out a particular routine.
I strongly agree with that.
You really worry about whether you make a good impression on people you meet.
Yeah, I don't give a shit what people think.
I do not give a shit either.
You enjoy participating in group activities.
I agree.
No, you like books and movies that make you come up with your own interpretation of the ending.
Yeah, I think yeah, yes, sometimes you're happy.
This comes more from helping others accomplish things than your own accomplishments.
I would say I like doing both.
I put that dead center.
I agree a little bit.
You were interested in so many things that you find it difficult to choose what to try next.
Yeah, yeah, you are prone to worrying that things will take a turn for the worse.
No, I don't get.
I don't ever think of that definitely agree.
You avoid leadership roles in group settings.
I disagree.
I'm kind of neutral to leadership roles.
You are definitely not the artistic type of person.
Well, I'm definitely fucking autistic, but I am an artistic person disagree.
I disagree.
You would you think the world would rather be would be a better place if people relied more on rationality than their feelings.
No, yeah, if you prefer to do you prefer to do your chores before allowing yourself to relax strong.
I agree. Yeah, I like doing that.
You enjoy watching people argue.
I actually do people are so funny.
You see I'll remind me to talk about that after you tend to avoid drawing attention to yourself.
No, I do draw attention to myself.
My mood can change very quickly.
As you've seen on this podcast, it absolutely can.
I guess I would agree with that.
You lose patience with people who are not as efficient.
You definitely agree with that.
Yeah, because I'm all about efficiency.
As Dan says, you often end up doing things at the last possible moment.
Yep, you have always been fascinated by the question of what if anything happens after death.
Yes, oh yeah,
you usually prefer to be around others rather than your own.
Yeah, I'd agree with that.
Yeah, you become bored or lose interest when the discussion gets highly theoretical.
Well, obviously you disagree.
Yeah, you easily emphasize with a person whose experiences are very different than yours.
I would agree with that.
I can empathize with people.
It doesn't mean that I'll be like, oh yeah, but I can empathize with it.
Usually postpone finalizing decisions as long as possible.
Yeah, I agree.
I agree yeah, rarely second guess the choices you have made
agree with that after a long exhausting week.
A lively social event is just what you need disagree.
You enjoy going to art museums, not really.
I mean, I don't actively try to go to our museums, but I don't mind going.
I'll put it. I'll put in the middle.
You have a hard time understanding other people's feelings.
I disagree with that.
I can understand people's feelings.
I just don't care disagree.
Yes, you like to have a to do list for each day.
I strongly disagree.
Really rarely feel insecure.
Absolutely.
I feel like I'm a fucking king.
You avoid making phone calls.
I disagree.
I'll call somebody and yell at them agree.
You often spend a lot of time trying to understand views that are very different
than your own.
I talk to a common constant.
Yeah, I will agree with that after our last episode in your social circle.
You are often the one who contacts your friends and initiatives activities.
I agree with that.
Both of us are the ones that are doing it.
Ali Mac was fucking here.
He'd have to say disagree because we make him say disagree.
If your plans are interrupted, your top priorities to get back on track as soon
as possible, I guess I disagree with that.
You are still bothered mistakes that you made a long time ago.
I disagree.
Agree.
You rarely complete the reasons you very rarely contemplate the reasons for human
existence and the meaning of life.
I disagree.
Your emotions control you more than you control them.
Yeah, sometimes.
Yeah, you take great care to not make people look bad even when it's completely
their fault.
I guess I would.
I would agree.
Yeah, I agree.
Your personal work style is closer to spontaneous burst of energy than organized
in constant efforts.
Oh, definitely.
Oh, yeah, those like.
Yeah, when someone thinks highly of you, you wonder how long it will take to
disappoint you.
I strongly disagree with that.
That's fucking that psychotic.
You would love a job that requires you to work alone most of the time.
I disagree.
You believe a pondering abstract philosophical questions, the waste time
disagree.
You feel more drawn to places with busy bustling atmospheres and quiet in
places.
I actually I like both.
I guess I like both sometimes, but I'll put in the middle at first glance.
You know how someone's feeling.
Yeah, I do agree.
Feel overwhelmed.
Not so much now, but I disagree meds will do that.
He complete things methodically without skipping over any steps.
I disagree with that.
I'm like, well, you're very interested in things that are able as controversial.
Oh, I don't know.
Yeah, you'd pass along a good opportunity if you thought someone else needed
more.
No, fuck them.
You struggle with deadlines.
No, yeah, you feel confident that things will work out for you.
Yeah, I do.
You know, you well, you I feel both ways.
I selected mail.
There's no non binary option.
This is fucking discrimination.
I was so sue them for three trillion dollars.
I'm a camp. Look at this your gender optional male, female or other like.
Okay, no non binary.
I'm a camp Jesus Christ.
What is this of the fucking?
Nineteen nineties.
What are you?
You're put out your personality type is logician.
I am TP T.
I am E N F P.
Are you the complete opposite of me?
I am TP.
I E N F P.
So we're semi fifty nine percent introverted for eighty four percent intuitive rather than
observant ninety two percent extroverted eighty eight percent intuitive five fifty five
percent thinking sixty three percent feeling fifty seven percent prospecting rather than
judging eighty three percent prospecting.
I am eighty two percent assert prospecting,
but for the individuals are very good at improvising and adapting to opportunities.
They tend to be flexible non conformists who value novelty above stability.
Sixty eight percent turbulent rather than assertive.
I am very assertive.
I'm eighty two.
I don't care.
Yeah, I mean I'm the campaigner.
I did not change.
That's what I was before.
Oh, you can actually see what people you're like.
I am like Robert Downey Jr.
Robin Williams, Quentin Tarantino.
Where do you see that?
It's all the way at the bottom.
So let's go through Albert Einstein, Bill Gates.
You fucking kidding me?
I am like Robert Downey Jr.
Robin Williams, Quentin Tarantino fucking the dude from the BTS Russell Brandt Kelly Clarkson.
Will Smith, keep your wife's name out my fucking mouth.
I got Bill Gates, Kristen Stewart, Albert Einstein and Avicii.
Oh, you can keep going to the side to Meg Ryan, Ellen DeGeneres.
Ellen DeGeneres, Isaac Newton, Rene Descartes, Megan Fox, Elliot Page.
Yeah, look, it's only page.
Yeah, yo, yo, yo, yo, back when she was Ellen Page, though, how about now though?
No, no, no.
What if well did I don't know if the bottom do you have a sex change?
I don't know if the bottom's done yet.
Let's look up Elliot Page.
No, second.
Okay, so yeah, I don't know if the bottom was done yet.
Actually, Ellen Page, I don't I didn't find that attractive.
No, but I Elliot Page or Ellen Page was hot.
No, I'm saying I didn't.
I didn't find out Ellen Page attractive.
I like Michael Scott, Spider-Man Michael Scott, Phil Dunphy, Piper Chapman, Hoban Washburn,
Peter Malark, Jennifer, Jennifer Keller, Carrie Bradshaw and Willie fucking Wonka.
My man fucking Willy Wonka in the goddamn chocolate factory.
You're the candy man.
I'm the candy man.
I am the fucking candy man.
I am Willie Wonka.
So come with me and you'll see in a world of pure imagination.
So there's this guy.
Do you ever hear heard about Darryl Brooks?
I don't think so.
This is guy.
He killed six people.
He ran over a crowd at a Christmas parade last year.
Oh, is that guy?
He killed six people.
Yeah, and he's on trial now and he's representing himself in the trial.
Yeah, and he doesn't have a lawyer and he's every day.
He's just getting in the screaming matches with the judge and she's so done with it.
It's so funny.
I think I was watching some of these videos.
Darryl Brooks shouts at Judge Week of Trial.
These are your witnesses.
I presume that you are prepared in whatever way that is.
How can I be prepared for?
So the witness is just supposed to get up there and just, I'm just like, yeah.
I'm not going to have this commentary, okay?
I'm done.
The jury's coming out.
Be prepared to call one of the three.
So that's a rush to judge me.
That is not a rush to judge me.
It is a rush to judge me.
It's clearly a rush to judge me.
If I'm telling you that I don't have the file, how am I supposed to?
No, I'm not attempting to delay nothing.
I think that was after he started screaming at the judge.
I think this one, he is actually screaming at the judge.
No integrity, huh?
Thank you, everyone.
Please be seated.
So that's a list of insults at Judge.
I'm going to ask her to come up here and I'm going to ask her to come up here.
And obviously she can appear here voluntarily if Mr. Brooks wants to arrange that.
I don't believe a subpoena is necessary.
We had subpoenaed her and she was under state subpoena.
So I know that.
Let me fast forward.
It ain't even got to be no arrangement.
All I got to say is come.
She don't come.
Mr. Brooks, do you intend to call her as a witness?
Because I'm directing you to have her here at 9-8-L.
We said all that at the beginning, man.
I don't even want to be in here that much longer.
Just do what you got to do so I can get up out of here.
I'm tired of being in the courtroom that has no integrity whatsoever.
How can you even call yourself a judge?
Mr. Brooks, I need to make a record of some things.
I need to make a record too.
This guy is insane.
I'm going to get a chance to do that.
All right. I need to make a record.
He's being removed to the other courtroom.
He is yelling at me.
He's not going to let me make a statement or make the record that I need to make.
He hasn't sat down for the better part of two hours.
You can hold me and contempt all you want.
I'm not holding you and contempt.
All you got to do is say this is criminal or civil.
So I can teach you what you know is coming.
I need to clear the courtroom because I do need to make...
I need him to go to the other courtroom because I do need to put some things on the record.
I love what...I do love listening to people argue.
Mr. Brooks is yelling at me.
What is the crime?
Who makes the claim?
I will make the record when we get back.
I will step off.
But Mr. Brooks, you're being taken to the next courtroom.
Mr. Brooks, don't try to address me like that like we cool.
You don't have no integrity.
How can you even call yourself a judge?
Making tacit agreements, being biased, judicial misconduct, trying to steal somebody's...
He's doing the clock.
Let's get this over with.
Because it's five thirty p.m.
Do you think people like that should be able to represent themselves?
So that fucking crazy, hey, if you want to represent yourself, go the fuck ahead.
Doesn't mean you're going to win, but he's just all he's doing is arguing and it's just like not
getting anywhere.
Yeah,
that's that's just true man.
That's hilarious.
I've never seen like a multi murderer represents themselves in court.
Actually, you know who did the Ted Bundy represent himself?
Buddy represent himself?
Yeah, I watched the documentary about him.
Why is there so much shit about murderers now?
Like I'm fucking like, tell me, did you watch Dahmer?
I am not going to give murderers views.
Oh, well, it was a good.
I don't know.
It was more like a tribute to the victims still like it,
but it's like interesting.
You know, the other ones that I actually take interest in are like the unsolved ones, like Jeff the Killer or Jack,
Jack the Ripper, not Jeff the Killer.
Jesus fucking Christ.
It's not a creepy pasta.
Jack the Ripper, like Zodiac, even though we all know that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.
What about the guy that jumped out of the airplane?
Oh, DB Cooper.
That's a fucking real interesting one.
So to our viewers who don't know who DB Cooper is, DB Cooper is actually a really interesting topic.
Let's let's pull that up.
DB Cooper.
So the whole thing with DB Cooper is he was not a murderer, but he was a plane hijacker almost, I guess.
But he was a guy who got into a plane under the alias of DB Cooper and opened up his bag and had a gun or it was a bomb, I think.
And he like told the flight attendant to tell a captain that he's got a bomb.
He's like, I'm not going to hurt anybody.
I just have a bomb and I want some amount of money.
And it was like a couple million dollars or something.
So then he's like, OK.
So he told them to land the plane.
They landed the plane.
They gave him a million fucking something dollars.
He told the plane to take off, but all the flight staff stay on and to depressurize the cabin.
And they're like, OK.
So they took off and like someplace over in New Mexico, he got a fucking parachute and just jumped off the fucking plane.
He hasn't been found since, like, ever.
And then like they interviewed the flight attendant.
So yeah, he was a really nice guy.
Like he was very polite and like kind.
I'm like my man just fucking day to blow up the fucking plane and then he actually have a bomb though.
Yeah, it was a real bomb.
They looked at her, but yeah, he's never been found.
D.B. Cooper.
So if you're out there, D.B. Cooper and you're listening, good job, nineteen seventy one.
Yeah.
Shout out D.B. Cooper podcast.
D.B. Cooper, if you want to join our podcast fifty years ago, I'd love to see that.
What do you be like seventy now eighty?
Yeah, like probably more than that, if he was like in his thirties, he'd really be like in these eighties.
Yeah, that's crazy.
He got away with the money and they never found him.
Yeah, it's fucking nuts.
D.B. Cooper, interesting guy.
Let's talk about the stock photo phenomenon, the stock photo phenomenon.
Yeah.
So just type in stock photo on the Internet.
I can search up images.
You're gonna get some fucking wild shit.
Well, I've seen stock photos.
Yeah, that's really weird.
Is this guy like the extremely weird stock photos like this guy's like wearing a Santa Claus hat and looks like he's coming?
There's this guy who's like looking at his feet.
I think yeah, my dudes, my dudes in a Santa hat, about to do.
You should save that one for a
safe image for the episode.
This was another one.
Look at this one.
It's a black guy who has a lazy eye and he's shushing a guy with a megaphone.
Well, what's your point about stock photos?
It's just like they have like they all have like this uncanny like feel to them like, you know, like this one in particular.
Yeah, I see that one.
That's the dude like an Asian dude, hold his baby and they're both smoking cigarettes.
What's going on?
There's this like cyber punk dude holding a piece of corn.
It's like like you guys can like just type in like stock photo and weird shit.
Oh, there's the there it is.
Oh, there's more pictures of them.
Oh, no, there's more.
Oh God, that's the center effect.
I in the Santa Claus outfits that's playing with his tits.
There's a child wearing a way to poo outfit, holding a pistol.
Wait, so what is the stock photo phenomenon?
Just how they have like this like weird uncanny feeling to them.
Like you can just look at like these photos and there's fucking weird man.
Here's it.
It's just fucking.
Did we talk about Sigma males yet?
No.
Sigma male.
Well, I'm set.
Sigma male grinds. I've heard of that.
I don't really know what it means.
Search out Sigma male grind set on on on on images.
Sigma male.
Inconclusive.
I told you many times pronounced Sigma male grind set, not autism spectrum disorder.
What is the Sigma male?
Is that like a beta male?
So a Sigma male apparently.
Is outside of the spectrum of males that is apparently in their fucking weird mindset.
The Sigma males are like because you know how like there's the alpha male and the beta male and shit like that, right?
Well, the Sigma male is in their own tier list.
That's that's what their whole thing is there.
They're we broke the mold where we're our own fucking thing.
We're not an alpha.
We don't leave the pack.
We do our own pack.
Are they better than alpha male?
They think they are.
So it's like a hipster basically like a hipster in the in the alpha male like the alpha male and Sigma male communities are literally fucking astrology for men fucking real like like.
I don't like hipsters, but I like hippies.
Hippies are gross.
Hipsters are gross.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Like Sigma males are so so Sigma males are just neckbeards.
Yeah, they're like the beards.
Mike, this is one of the things porn porn isn't real sex.
Cocaine isn't real energy.
Gambling isn't real investing.
Video games aren't real life.
Caffeine isn't hot real adrenaline.
Nightly news isn't real facts.
Social media isn't real social and business books aren't actual businesses like they fucking do like weird shit like that.
Like they keep on saying weird shit and they they they like they idolize like certain characters.
They idolize Tommy from from Peaky Blinders, the Joker from fucking the Joker movie, Patrick Bateman from American Psycho fucking like they're they're just they they're like the end cells.
They're like in cells that think that they're what do you think about in cells?
Oh boy in cells in cells are fucking weird man.
Mind you, one of our co-hosts, Ali Mack, was an in cell for three years.
We kept on making fun of him and he just was like, no, if he was here to defend himself, I'm not even here to defend himself.
I'll call him an in cell again to his face.
But by the way, those smelling salts, I think are a good alternative to the ghost peppers, even though they only last for a second though.
Like, yeah, but they're rough, bro.
But then why don't you eat a ghost pepper then?
Because I food things are really an issue for me.
I have a lot of issues with text texture and flavor, but it's OK for you to smell super powerful ammonia smelling salts.
Yeah, I don't know if the podcast.
The podcast crowd knows this, but I'm actually a vegetarian.
I don't eat meat because you're autistic.
Yeah, because I'm autistic.
I eat fish though, so technically a fish.
Fuck you.
No, I'm saying I'm saying fuck fish right.
Why put your they don't count?
No, like they don't count.
Oh yeah, they don't know they're they're white, they're white me.
So chickens white me too. Chickens are fucking gay.
So why don't you eat meat?
I just I don't.
I watched I figured out that animals were meat and I didn't like that.
Basically, I saw my mom cooking a steak and it had blood in it and I did not.
My brain just didn't like that at all.
And I was I trying to say here.
Oh, and I you know the the another brick in the wall video for.
Oh yeah, I think you said the last time where you were watching them.
The one of the meat grinder.
Yeah, when they when they were walking into the meat, I got to watch that.
I guess that shit fucked me up for so long.
Oh my God, like that shit.
I can't look at like ground meat and not think of that fucking music video.
Oh my God.
I'm going to skip to the part where they're going into the meat grinder.
I love this song by the way.
I think Floyd's my favorite band.
What is that the end?
I think it's towards the end.
Oh yeah, there it is.
Hey, teacher, leave them kids alone.
Hey, teacher, leave us kids alone.
Oh my God, bro.
Yeah, like fucks me up.
I got to make the I could make the podcast picture of the meat grinder.
Just make it the meat grinder.
Oh my God.
Oh, it still freaks me out.
I can't I can't do it.
That was not real.
I know it fucking freaks me out.
Oh, let's let's talk about fears.
Let's talk about fear.
What are you afraid of?
I'll ask you what you're afraid of.
I never actually figured out what you're afraid of.
What are you afraid of?
Very claustrophobic, very claustrophobic, really very claustrophobic.
That's why I mean you knew that like when we were partners.
Every time I went in an elevator, I'd be like,
I'd be like, yeah, or like when I went to that,
you know that place, the
it rhymes with Bapid O Breen
Apartments.
Yeah, yeah, that later.
I did not like yeah, especially since they got like a call once a day that it
was stuck.
I always be like fuck me like seem to be uncomfortable around dogs to right.
Yeah and dogs.
Yeah,
I am afraid of fun houses and elevators,
elevators, just elevators, not claustrophobic, claustrophobia, just the elevator itself
because I got stuck in an elevator when I was 10 years old for an hour
and it like freaked me out.
Like you're kind of like in the box.
Yeah, would freak anyone out.
I don't see how you could not be claustrophobic, but I guess
I know I never I never had issues with with tight spaces.
So you would hate like caving.
Yeah, I watched those caving videos.
It's like as like exposure therapy.
Yeah, like I I don't think I could do like the tight spaces in the caves, but
that's not because I'm like claustrophobic.
It's just because I'm like I just wouldn't be able to fit.
I wouldn't even be able to do that.
You know, and like firefighter one really where the which was the training for
volunteer firefighters.
I won't be able to do that when they have to crawl through the title, the tunnel.
Yeah, the tunnel is not that bad.
It seems very small and I heard people get stuck in it.
Yeah, but they can just take off the top of it.
Yeah, but I would freak out.
Yeah, because like it's it's it's it's relative.
I'd say it's like you got to be you can't be claustrophobic.
If you're a firefighter, no, no, you can't.
A lot of things you have to climb through like small spaces.
But like I'm I'm five eleven.
So I'm not like a super short guy when I'm like a super tall guy.
But and like I'm relatively like built like muscular.
I'm not like super fat or anything.
So it's not like I'm like a huge guy.
But like there's like sometimes when I'm in like a space that like I get to and
I'm like, I don't know if I could even fit in there type things like, you know,
that the like this test was made for people that were bigger than you.
But like you're like, I don't know if I can fucking fit in that.
Yeah, it's scary.
It's not really scary.
It's just like, um, like just like the thing in the back of your mind,
like am I even going to fucking fit in there type thing?
Yeah, you ever hear of fuck.
There's a cave.
There was a caver that got stuck in a cave for fucking weeks and died.
Oh, yeah, I think we were talking about the cave systems.
Yeah, I'm not one episode.
And I said there was this this guy got stuck in the what's it called?
I forgot the name of the thing, but he got stuck in there and like they came to
rescue him, but like even the firefighters couldn't pull him out because he was so
stuck in there.
There's stuck head first.
Oh, no, this is another guy that I got stuck in a cave.
He was like a professional like cave like guy and he was like back in like the
forties or fifties or sixties.
No, it was the fifties.
Yeah, this was recent.
This was like, no, this is back in the fifties.
And like this guy, he he got stuck in the cave and he was like crawling feet
first for whatever reason into like this one hole.
And his lantern went out.
So it was like all dark and he wasn't able to see where he was going.
And he actually kicked a rock and then a whole bunch of rocks fell on him.
And like like the cave like was like pretty much like like two feet off the
ground like that.
He had like to crawl through like that.
And he got he got he got stuck.
And then his brother came into the cave to find them.
And it became like this national story.
But when they were eventually able to get to him, he he was dead.
So like the Chilean miners that got trapped in that cave.
Yeah.
So caves probably aren't your thing.
Why are you scared of fun houses?
It must be fun, bro.
I wouldn't say fun houses, but like feel the horrors type things.
You know what I'm talking about?
Haunted houses, haunted houses, but not like I'm OK.
I'm OK with real ghosts.
But if a guy in a skeleton costume jumps out at me, I'm going to piss my pants.
Oh, bro, I got to go to I got to go to.
Yeah, it's one of the haunted houses soon.
I would I would I would die.
I'm sorry.
The twenty third of October.
Jesus Christ.
Next time on the entire podcast, we'll go to a fun house and watch Tyler.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What do you think would happen if you just straight up decked one of the employees
thrown out?
You'd probably get the charges like I wouldn't.
I wouldn't be able to do it.
I couldn't.
There's one year at field of horrors where as we were leaving, Michael Myers was
following us out and we were parked very far away and the whole time we were
walking back to our car.
He was just following us like a few cars behind us, hiding behind them.
Like even as he was driving away, he just ran after my car.
Yeah, I wouldn't be able to do that.
No way.
Fucking why I would lose my fucking mind.
Are you just afraid of or or are you just like?
Is it just a reaction that you want to punch people or are you afraid of the
haunted house like I'm terrified like actually terrified of like haunted houses
like that like I grow.
It's not real though.
You know it's not real.
I will go to a real demon infested place and I will not real haunted house,
but I go to a fake haunted house.
Yeah, I won't go to a place where like a guy in a skeleton mask will jump out at
me and go bar because I'll cry,
but if you go to a real haunted house and some shit happens, once you be scared
to know you've been fucking.
Oh no, you haven't been one shit actually happens, but like when shit
actually happens, I get excited, but like in a fake on house, I would fucking
cry.
I used to be very scared for the house was one of his kid, but I'm sure most
kids are.
I am still terrified of haunted houses.
All right, I think I'm going to take a smoke break real quick and then we'll
receive receive a break.
What the fuck is up?
Danny's we're back fuck land down under bro.
This is actually the song that dead ones that use for original podcast.
We ended up not using it.
I don't know.
He's just like we should make down under our theme song.
We're not all Australian.
It's like, but then I made it the America.
Fuck.
Yeah, that's a great song.
You better take cover.
Oh, do you know the story behind this song?
Now this guy that's playing flu right here wrote the song right?
Yeah, he wrote the main melody and he got sued by the people that wrote the
the song, the Australian children song.
What's it called?
Oh fucking?
Oh, fuck it.
What was that song land under?
Oh, it's like the old gum tree, but you know that one.
No, I'm fucking American.
The old gum tree song.
Kukaburra Kukaburra sits in the old gum tree.
That's what it was.
The Kukaburra song.
You see how it's the same melody.
The bushes.
He a little bit.
No, it's like the exact same.
Life must be Kukaburra sits in the old gum.
Yeah, I can see it.
Yeah, so this guy got sued though.
The guy that wrote the song, they got sued from the people that wrote that song
and the guy.
I mean he didn't like get sued for everything he owned, but he lost the case.
He didn't get sued for two points.
No, I trillion dollars.
So I guess he lost the case and he was never the same again.
And then one day he just killed himself.
Oh yeah, the guy from the land down under song man at work.
Really?
Yeah, no shit.
Yeah.
So let's talk about Mark Hoppus not being able to buy tickets to his own fucking show.
Bro, the tickets for Blink 182 reunion shows are like the prices are outrageous.
What are they?
Like 600 bucks ticket.
You can see like all the memes about how people can't get Blink 182 tickets because they're
so fucking expensive.
Are they worse than My Chemical Romance tickets?
Oh yeah, for sure.
Really?
Yeah.
Like 600 bucks for regular seats.
Oh, hold on, hold on.
I'll start our rap song.
What?
No, you got to do the...
Okay.
That's how rap songs start.
Is that how rap songs start?
I didn't know that.
Yeah, dude.
Fuck, I got to think of a couple songs that start like that.
Like the fucking...
So search up fucking French Montana intro to Mac and Cheese 3.
That's how it starts.
Like you don't need to play the whole song, but that's just literally how it starts.
Mac and Cheese 3?
Yeah, intro to Mac and Cheese 3.
What the fuck is Mac and Cheese 3?
That's the...
This is mixed tape.
Look on YouTube.
Oh, Mac and Cheese 3 intro?
Yeah, intro.
Literally it starts like that.
Listen.
Coke Boy, baby.
Wait.
And I...
Dance.
Did he told you?
That's like that one...
What the fuck?
It's like the 169 song that has the radio chirp in it.
Like you know, like the...
The sound the radio makes when the battery's dying.
No.
Oh yeah, the bloop bloop.
Yeah, it's...
I think it's a sick 9 song actually.
It has that radio chirp in it.
Oh no, it's a Juice WRLD song.
It's Lucid Dreams.
He's just like...
Yeah, you can hear it.
I have a dream.
Shout out Juice WRLD by the way.
You'll hear the radio chirp in there.
I feel like a radio show host.
He's playing music now.
I still see your shadows in my room.
Did you hear it?
No.
You'll hear it again.
It's to the point why I love and I hate you and I cannot change you so I must replace you.
Easy as that, they know I'm not the one.
Listening to my heart instead of my head.
You're the another one but I am the better one.
I won't let you forget me.
I still see your shadows in my room.
Yeah, I heard it.
You heard it.
Can't take back the love that I gave you.
It's to the point why I love and I hate you and I cannot change you so I must replace you.
Easy as that, they know I'm not the one.
Listening to my heart instead of my head.
You're the another one but I am the better one.
I won't let you forget me.
You'll hear it again.
What up, bop of the song.
I still see your shadows in my room.
I miss Juice WRLD.
Did you hear the story about how Juice WRLD died actually?
How did Juice WRLD die?
I know how X got fucking murdered.
And Peep got Peep overdosed.
So Juice WRLD died.
I know how X got fucking murdered.
And Peep got Peep overdosed.
So Juice actually like was a drug deal.
Well, he just did a lot of drugs and he had some he was he got on a plane with his friends.
Like a private jet or like a private plane.
Yeah.
And he landed and I forgot what city it was, but he landed and the cops were there waiting
for him as like a part of a drug sting operation and he had a bunch of what he had fentanyl.
I think and he just fucking ate it fentanyl and I think oxy and fentanyl or something
like that.
And the cops were were storming the plane.
So he ate it all.
Yeah.
And he died.
So that's completely his fault.
Like that wasn't a smart decision.
It wasn't a mistake that he did that.
Well, no, I don't think he was trying to kill himself.
No, but it wasn't a mistake that he ate all the drugs.
I mean, he was trying to kill himself.
No, but it wasn't a mistake that he ate all the drugs.
I didn't say it was the smartest death ever.
That'd be like a fucking guy being this like an arms dealer being like getting busted by
the cops.
Oh, I got to waste all my bullets and shooting himself in the head.
Yeah.
But usually like they would know like you would tell somebody I owe you all these drugs
or they would notice that you were not breathing.
But I guess that didn't work out for him.
Apparently not.
He's dead now.
Can you see his shadows in your room?
I do.
I see.
I still see a shadow in my room.
Can you take back the love you gave him?
No.
That's unfortunate.
Oh, excuse you.
Yeah, that was a good one.
All right.
What else you got?
I don't know.
Anyway, hey, let's see here.
I'll look at some stuff.
I'll get some pictures and phone and shout out to our sponsor.
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The grounded in reality slash detached from reality conspiracy chart.
Fucking annoying.
Whoever fucking made this is fucking stupid.
Because on the bottom they got MK Ultra FBI spied on John Lennon, Tostigui Airman, NSA
mass surveillance.
What kind of chart is it?
What?
What kind of chart is it?
It's literally a fucking thing being this like, OK, these ones actually happen and you're
fucking retarded.
Well, leave the ones in the top.
You know what you should talk about?
Let's talk about the NSA.
The NSA is a bunch of fucking assholes.
How do you feel about being?
You think you think the government is watching what we do on the Internet or watching our
text messages?
Absolutely.
You know, say I hope the fucking government likes hentai.
Is that a violation of your rights, though?
Yeah, it is.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
But if you got like a guy that's like watching your Internet history and you just like, oh
God, he likes jerk off.
I mean, I don't think there's a I don't think there would be enough agents or people to
watch everyone's Internet history, but they're definitely watching like people are flagged.
Yeah, we're all tagged, but I mean, some of the stuff we say is questionable.
Yeah, we're fucking tagged probably.
Hello, NSA.
How does the government access your private messages fucking through anything?
The government, you think they can't?
I guess they could, but I still see your shadow in my room.
Yeah, the NSA is just basically a violation of everyone's rights.
And what do you think you like?
If they prevent a terrorist attack, is that for the good of the people or are people's
rights more important?
People's rights are more important.
My guy, you and they stopped.
What if they stopped nine eleven, which they didn't, by the way, they didn't actually,
I think the NSA was invented because of nine eleven, right?
Yeah, it was Patriot Act.
So if they had stopped nine eleven, would you not be, would you not agree with spying
on people's private lives?
No.
But yeah, they said the most detached from reality things are George Soros.
And I'm like, George Soros is fucking real.
Celebrities moisturize their skin with children's foreskin.
That's been proven.
Overlords.
Pizza Gate Holocaust.
OK, that was a little crazy.
I don't think the listeners ever heard about George Soros because that was on the last
episode.
I was on the last episode.
Yeah, it was an episode recorded.
We recorded like a year, maybe more than a year ago.
That was like a pilot for the Untitled podcast.
That might get released eventually the lost episode.
Yeah, at least it will release that during like an off week.
Yeah, the last episode, but George Soros, my guy, holy fucking shit.
If you don't know about George Soros, you fucking should because he's fucking controlling
everything.
All they've heard is that you were screaming about him in the intro.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
I'm not joking.
This is fucking real.
OK, George Soros is a fucking demon.
OK, I think that's the exact word you said.
I know.
That's why I said it.
But like, yeah, George Soros was a Nazi collaborator.
He fucking during during World War Two, George Soros was a Jewish person.
He was a Jew during the Holocaust in Germany, and he pretended to be a Christian or a Catholic
with his godfather or something.
And he sold out other Jews.
So he would be he would be saved.
And he fucking he never said that he regretted it.
He goes, it was a happy making.
I was a snitch.
Yeah, he was like a six nine snitch.
And he goes, they taught me about investing and they taught me about all this.
So fucking the Nazis taught George Soros about investing.
What the fuck, man?
George Soros, the fucking evil son of a bitch that he was.
And now George Soros is fucking backing fucking DAs in like fucking L.A. in New York.
Who is he?
Why is he famous?
George Soros crashed the British pound.
He's just like extremely rich guy.
He's a fucking suit.
He made his he made his fortune by crashing the British pound.
He's 92.
Do you think that like 90 year old Dotsie should be persecuted?
Yeah, he should be fucking put in the goddamn ground because he's a fucking demon.
George Soros is a fucking demon.
I fucking hate that guy.
George Soros will be the world will be a better place when that motherfucker is in the ground.
Fuck that guy.
I'm glad he's going to die soon.
Look at his ugly, ugly, evil fucking face.
He could live to like one hundred and twelve.
Fuck that guy.
Fuck George Soros.
I fucking hate that guy.
He's fucking a Nazi collaborator.
He fucking crashed the fucking British pound and he's a fucking evil, evil person.
That's a shadow shadow puppet master that's got his fucking hands in the pocket of every
single fucking American out there.
He's fucking he's fucking us over, man.
He's fucking Jesus fucking Christ.
This is fuck.
Okay, I think you should do a smelling salt what do a smelling salt George Soros did this
shit and he's a fucking piece of shit man.
I fucking I hate him.
I hate his fucking guts.
So is he like pretending to be he's a says he's a philanthropist.
He's a fucking philanthropist.
Oh yeah, and Hitler was of environmental activist.
Fuck this guy man fucking George Soros is backing these fucking
DA's that are releasing fucking murderers back under the fucking street.
This guy's a fucking shit.
This guy talking about dude fucking look up George Soros back in the days looking up right
fucking now.
We got fucking right now.
Holy shit.
This guy's a fucking piece of shit.
This guy's evil, evil human piece of garbage.
George Soros can burn in fucking hell and I guarantee you there's a spot in fucking
hell.
George Soros he won't stop backing woke da's to fight despite urban crime spikes exactly
what the fuck I was saying now.
He already made a left.
Oh, he's a left wing billionaire.
Yeah, he's a I don't think you can be a billionaire and be looking says like he's putting in these
woke fucking da's that are fucking destroying our cities.
They're fucking letting criminals out like this for attorneys.
What?
Distance attorneys?
Yeah, they're fucking these he's backing these motherfuckers who are letting these
motherfuckers out on fucking murder charges on rape charges on fucking all these fucking
charges because it's fucking backs fucking da's.
He's just like I'm going to back these motherfucking da's because I get all the fucking power from
it.
Fuck you, man.
You're destroying our fucking country.
You're destroying our fucking planet.
Down with George Soros.
Fuck this guy.
I'm getting mad.
It just shows what money can do and like when you have a lot of money, then you can get
anything that you want.
Basically, I need to come the fuck down.
Yeah, you do.
You should smoke some weed.
No, you see the ghost pepper.
No, you should do it edible.
No, I don't do drugs.
No, you just you just sniff ammonia, highly potent ammonia.
To get high.
I've actually made mustard gas before.
Yeah, I don't think it's I think it's a combination of like ammonia and yeah, if you put bleach
in a pill toilet, you can actually make fucking mustard gas.
Does that did that hurt?
Yeah, I had flushed on the toilet.
So some municipal agency probably got fucking mustard guest.
Well, you just admitted to a national crime on the podcast.
I don't think that's how it works, but whatever man, you probably kill a couple of people.
So no, no, no water washed it down.
Is that how it works?
Yeah.
Once you get more water into it, it stops being mustard gas and just turned into fucking
whatever.
Yeah, and there was nothing on the news that like mustard gas got released in the system,
so I don't think I killed anybody.
You're not on a national man, hon.
No, I was also ten.
Oh, can I say you play with bleach?
No, because I thought that bleach clean toilets, so I'm like, oh, I'll throw it in there and
I didn't flush the toilet because I was a fucking retard and it started bubbling and
it just started fizzing an awful, awful like gas came out of it and started choking so
awful retarded as a kid.
Yeah, I was and I flushed it down the toilet, so sorry municipal system.
If mustard gas got released fucking thing when I was ten years old, I said the R word.
I'm sorry.
What retard?
Yeah, we can't say the R word bro.
It's not PC.
Yeah, fuck it.
We got to keep the we got to keep this this podcast politically correct bro.
We don't want to.
This is the PC episode.
No, it's not the couple of episodes ago.
It was the cancel episode.
This is the PC episode.
Oh yeah, no, the episode I probably guys canceled the last one.
What?
What happened?
Oh yeah,
the non binary thing.
That's still fucking bullshit.
Now we're going to be politically correct on this episode.
We already fucking jumped that ship.
My guy,
the next one we can be politically correct, but not this one.
Down with George Soros.
All right.
You got anything else
on that that I can think of right now, unless you get me ranting about another
fucking insane thing.
We'll save it for
for the other episode this week and hopefully we'll get on
a good friend, Dan or Ali Mac or fucking somebody.
I think it was a good episode with just us.
Yeah, man.
Yeah.
All right.
We should post that lost episode sometime.
It'll definitely be for our long time view.
Yeah, it'll be interesting to hear where we came from.
I actually want to do episode where we could react to our old episodes like
Amiel sessions and the lost episode.
Do we even have a name for that or is it just like we just screaming into
know we said on title podcast.
Oh, we did.
Yeah.
Really?
So it is the lost episode.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was the lost pilot episode.
The audio.
The audio quality wasn't great.
You know stuff.
We had to keep on stealing the mics from each other because we didn't have
enough mics.
Yeah.
I didn't have any Mac on a birds aren't real ran on that.
Yeah.
In the beat.
Yeah, that's in the intro to.
Yeah, I went on a George Soros ran.
He went on a fucking the pyramids and fucking who built the pyramids like.
Yeah, it was wild.
Man, that's a good episode.
You guys got to listen to once we released the lost episode guide away.
You make it this far.
Love you guys.
Thank you for watching.
Really?
Thank you.
Like if you can, if you can sit through fucking hours of me ranting about
fucking incoherent garbage, I don't know.
So I got on the podcasting because you know, I'm practical jokers.
Yeah, Sal and Q from that show have a podcast that's called the What Say You
podcast and I listen to every episode of it and it's just I don't know.
It's just they just talk about they don't talk about anything in particular.
They just like they just bullshit about things, but it's very funny and I like
their style.
Shout out.
What say you podcast?
I think that our podcast is better untitled.
It's the best podcast that's ever existed.
We're going to overtake Joe Rogan next week on until podcast Alex Jones, the
true spectacle, the tell all dude, if I could get Alex Jones to come on this
podcast, I don't mind in a fucking second.
Well, we got to get somebody famous on here.
There are a couple of famous people that actually live around here.
We could send him letters or something which is that guy that that senator that
got charged with Sheldon something Sheldon Silverstein.
I don't know.
I never heard of that guy.
He's a New York senator that got charged with like money laundering.
We could get Andrew Cuomo.
Let's get him.
Okay, I'll just scream at Andrew Cuomo for like hours.
Listen, you piece of shit.
Okay, fucking asshole.
I think I got exactly what do you deserve?
You get what you fucking deserve.
I'm a Democrat, but fuck that guy fuck.
Fuck.
I hate Quomo.
Fucking Quomo is a piece of shit.
Fuck.
Oh cool to yeah fuck that bitch.
I'm voting for Zeldin.
Yeah, I'm not going to do that Green Party, boy Green Party's a bunch of
fucking nerds.
The Green Party is a fucking fraud.
I used to be in the Green Party and then I realized it's a fucking fraud.
Did you know the Green Party?
Yeah, it's a socialist party.
No, did you know that the Green Party is actually funded by fucking big oil
companies?
No, I don't.
I don't know.
That's true.
Wrong.
That's true.
You're wrong.
No, that's true.
No, you're wrong.
How am I wrong?
Because they're for the Green Party is for environmental change.
I know that's the crazy part.
So they wouldn't be supported, supported by the oil companies.
I don't believe you're fucking to look it up, man, dude Green Party,
look up, look up oil companies that support the Green Party
or support climate change agendas.
The Greens Party offense advocates clean, I know what it fucking does such as
solar, wind, geothermal and marine based.
I'm aware big oil companies are spending millions to appear green.
Now that's not about the Green Party.
I don't see what you're talking about here, chiefs
funding green party
bro.
Why would oil companies support the party that's trying to put them out of business?
You know why?
I know why.
Why Alaska?
Alaska is the biggest reason why oil companies are big on environmental
protection, because Alaska has more oil than the rest of the world, but we can't
drill it because of the environmental practices and that you know, the reason
why we have the environmental practices is because the oil companies put all
their money into green energy by saying that we can't drill in Alaska.
We would, we actually would have more oil than the rest of the fucking world
combined if we actually drilled in Alaska.
And we can't because of international oil companies, international oil companies
went into because they had to pay green taxes and stuff and they, they, they
campaigned for green energy and not being able to, not be able to drill in
certain areas and most of Alaska is now labeled a national park.
So you can't drill for oil in there.
And it has more oil than the rest of the world.
So why would the oil companies support the green party?
Because then what would happen if a fucking rando started drilling for oil
in Alaska and they found the fucking motherload of oil, they
they'd all be out of fucking business.
Oh, the international oil companies.
Yeah, they all put on a business, but
like local national oil companies, we wanted to drill in Alaska though.
Yeah, but they also want artificial scarcity to
so your whole thing with doing that you're being lied to.
Yeah,
whatever you say there chief, but how Hawkins,
how he Hawkins for fucking president twenty, twenty four.
Oh dear, that was bad though.
Dude, you're, you're being lied to and you're fucking eating it up,
eating it up.
Well, the green party is the closest I can get to national socialism.
So
it is what it is.
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Hey, be kind to each other and yourself.
But all we know robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
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Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing, they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as you see.
Somewhere in China,
all right, in some base,
What the fuck?
There are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.
OK,
OK, so did they come from our planet?
Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with pyramids.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse,
feel them die of this virus.
You feel bump, bump, bump, beep.
Nothing.
They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen.
I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross caps with you
that you are going to be able to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because they know that if you put that
motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be convinced that thing is fucking real.
You can cut it open.
You're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry.
But let me tell you, their technology is absolutely vile.
Which, by the way, big brother is the overlord.
If we're only living in the third dimension.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator.
OK, I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real.
OK, look it up.
Look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil.
OK, he's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it.
OK, everybody's like Donald Trump.
The fucking word version out there.
Fuck Trump, right?
Fuck Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros.
It's Bill Gates.
It's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody's like.
Everybody's saying, Elon Musk is so cool.
He made a great fucking deal.
The actual government is trying.
The actual true government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis,
are actually the ones that are controlling fucking the Holm.
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking Bill Gates.
He changed fucking dial slit.