For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as we speak.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
I'm talking about the side from the super soldiers, then they are extra terrestrials.
They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with.
I only fuck people that look like dogs.
Hello.
Welcome to episode seven of the Untitled podcast.
I'm here with Tyler.
Absolutely.
As always.
Today we have a special guest, Jason.
Jason special.
That's my name.
Yeah, so about yourself.
Oh my God, man.
Getting put on the spot like this.
I do this alley back too.
All right.
I'm going to sum it up in five words.
Gets it right.
Sometimes usually.
Sometimes but not all the time.
Sometimes I give good advice.
Sometimes I don't.
You're talking to the mic there, chief.
Yeah, I get a little bit.
I'm gonna lean back in the chair kind of guy.
Hold the mic up next to you then.
Yeah, you can just pull the mic closer.
It's so cold.
I need to like hold myself though.
Yeah, people say that about me.
I guess you could say that, but I don't know.
You want me to like care all.
So like, yeah, interesting.
Um, yeah.
So that's pretty much me.
I'm laid back.
I just like how people describe me.
How would you describe your political views?
Probably laid back.
I just like mellow everybody get along, but you know, I like my own shit.
You know, that's all.
That was me like like Trump.
Do you like Trump, right?
Oh my God.
Are you guys going to pick on me all night?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I was like, you guys are like frothing at the mouth.
I'm okay.
I think that Trump was okay.
He doesn't.
Who doesn't?
Casey doesn't.
Casey hates Trump.
Casey doesn't care.
Casey's got more shit going on upstairs in politics.
He's thinking about music and that's what we're thinking about tonight, right?
The top 500.
Yeah.
Top 5 100.
Let's get off the fucking politics, bro.
Oh my God.
We'll circle back to it.
Jesus Christ.
Um, all right.
So why don't you tell us about what you found?
So I found the, uh, the, uh, Rolling Stone top 5 100 albums of all time or no songs of
all time.
The albums of all time is also on there, but, uh, the top 5 100, uh, 500, not top 5 100
the top 100, uh, albums of all time on the Rolling Stones thing, a website.
There are some very, very, um, bad takes on that.
I believe, um, there, there are some very controversial picks.
I'll even say, uh, on that list.
And I will go through it today and we'll, we'll talk about our, uh, our, our opinions
on it.
Yeah.
That sounds fun.
Yeah.
So let's go, let's go all the way back to five hundo five number 500.
Yeah.
That's an interesting one to start with.
We'll start with 500 and go down.
Let's go down.
We'll go down all the way down to one.
My internet is taking forever.
I also got some smelling salts.
These things are fantastic.
You're going to jump right into that.
Oh my God, dude.
These are, these are fucking kick you up for the entire podcast.
I fucking, I, I, I shit you not fucking number 500.
It was a Kanye West strong.
Was it stronger?
I thought, I thought it was, I thought it was something different.
Is it is five on stronger.
It's not Kanye now.
It's yay.
Yeah.
Hold on.
I'm gonna pause.
All right, we're back.
It's one fucking hit.
You're good.
I'm talking about ammonia and Helen smelling salts.
They're great.
Use by, use by professional athletes.
Is that the stuff that made people go crazy and like, you know, that's bad.
So when cannibalism, no, these, these are completely legal.
They're used by a, they were like eating people's faces or something.
That's bad salts.
These are smelling so Tyler's going to do bath salts.
Yeah.
Fucking bath.
So fucking really long do the effects.
You'll be awake.
These things, you don't do it.
This isn't like a fucking like bump of coke.
It's like a fucking thing where he's like, Whoa, holy shit.
Like it's like an instant, like I'm awake now type fucker.
Also don't touch your eyes after you touch this.
I'd watch your hands.
I feel like it's not good to inhale ammonia.
It's not, but it'll wake you up.
We'll try.
Just, you know, just crack it and then kind of do one of these and you fucking sat, man.
I don't know if it's a case.
How do you open it?
No, you don't.
Don't open it.
You don't go to the dark side.
You push the center and it cracks and it turns red.
And when it turns red, you put it on your nose a little bit.
And then you're like, that's it.
You don't put it like this.
You put it like here.
Okay.
So don't fuck with it.
Do it.
Don't fuck with it.
Oh shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You got it.
You got to put it in your nose.
He popped it.
No, it's rough.
Was that a practical joke?
No, dude, I'll do it too.
Watch.
I feel like my heart rate just shut up.
It's supposed to wake you from being unconscious, bro.
You feel awake now?
I feel like I just.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
He was messed up for like 1.6 seconds.
So that's all it does.
It's just fucking.
It kicks your ass.
It smells so vile that it just.
Dude, it kicks your ass, bro.
And now my basement's going to smell like fucking ammonia.
No, it's not going to smell like ammonia, you fucking retard.
It's fucking right there and I can't smell it from over here.
What the fuck?
Yo, smell this.
Who would have thought of that?
How long do these capsules last?
Yeah.
Is it like a roadside flare?
It's not as strong anymore.
You can smell it.
It's not going to.
But how long do they last for?
It lasts for like 10 seconds where it's super strong and you can just smell it now and it's
fine.
Let me see.
Like.
I don't trust you.
Dude, what the fuck?
I feel like you have a tolerance or something.
It's probably really strong still.
Yeah, it smells like cat piss.
I knew you had a tolerance.
I don't have a fucking tolerance.
I haven't done this in like fucking four years.
You just did it like two hours ago.
You were talking about how you did all the time.
I don't do it all the time.
I do it when I need it.
He's got a tolerance.
All right, that's just like a jump.
It's like a jump scare to wake you up.
Oh, you know, you don't want to try it.
No, that back in holy shit.
Oh, boy.
Wow.
That's fucking.
That's fun.
Wow.
That's fucking strong.
It's over.
Oh, my God.
That whole thing.
Wow.
Oh, fuck.
Stimulize me, captain.
I was amped up.
Oh, fuck me.
Oh shit.
What did you do?
Just another one?
No, dude, I fucking just I fucking did a quick bad inhale on.
Holy shit.
That's fucking crazy.
You should smoke that.
See what happens.
Oh, fuck.
That's still strong.
Fucking die.
Okay, that's still strong.
Motherfucker.
Holy shit.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
They're great.
Siver me fucking Timber.
Holy shit.
No way.
There can't be that great.
No way.
It can't be that great.
No way.
Something you get in CVS can't be that great.
No crack.
We all did it.
Fucking crack.
Dude, crack it.
Do it.
Crack it.
I feel this is what we do on Untitled Podcast.
We subject ourselves to pain and all kinds of drugs in order to joy to our listeners.
Crack it, brother.
Dude, I'm not cracking it.
Crack it.
I'm not in my 20s, man.
Oh, my God.
It's fucking.
I could die.
All right.
Wow.
That's not as bad as it was, but holy fuck.
It's still funny to watch you do it, though.
Okay, we're set now.
Let's go back to the top 500.
Let's go back to 500.
Number 500 is Stronger by Kanye West.
It definitely should be on the list, but it should be on the list, but it's not.
I think it should be lower.
I think it should be closer to the three hundred area.
All right.
Yeah.
Well, we can't go through every song, so we're just going to pick out some.
No, we're going to every song.
We're not going to go through five hundred fucking songs.
Every song said so.
All right.
Number four fifty two is Africa by Toto.
I think that's way far too far down.
I think that's a good spot for Africa.
Play Africa.
Oh yeah.
Do you come on?
Do you do jamming right now?
Oh, bad and bougie is number four.
Bad and bougie is four fifty one.
Dude, that should be higher too.
Oh boy, that's fucking great.
That's such a trigger for me now.
Like you love that shit.
Oh man, that was good.
It's just a rush.
I could go for fucking four more hours.
Call me maybe is number four thirty six.
So you're saying call me maybe is better than Toto's Africa.
Africa.
Are you kidding me?
It's not.
Is that a joke?
What about a beat?
Why is this song?
This is Beethoven and like I said, so bad.
Like I said, there are a lot of fucking items on that list where you're just like, dude,
music is so crazy.
But on the albums version, number three hundred sixty one is My Chemical Romance is Black Parade,
which pretty good, pretty good.
Pretty much all the albums ever made.
My Chemical Romance being on there, that's pretty fucking sick.
That should be more Africa.
Play Africa case.
Play Africa, please.
I need it.
I'm going to play it on my phone.
That's my phone.
That's a.
Oh, my God.
Damn.
Oh, Grateful Dead on here.
Three, three, three sixty four box rain by Grateful Dead.
OK, that's all right.
Oh, Bob Marley.
As the Dutchie to the left hand side.
Yeah.
Ice Cube.
Let's go to the top fifty.
You think we could do the whole top one top fifty?
Oh, I mean, I'll read them off, dude.
Number 50, Gasolina Daddy Yankee.
Never heard that song, actually.
Really?
No, stupid.
Oh, number forty nine, Lauryn Hill, Doo Wop, that thing.
Doo Wop.
I don't know what that is.
Number forty eight, Radiohead, Idiotech.
That's a good song.
Idiotech.
I never heard that one either.
You never heard that song.
It's a good song.
No.
Number forty seven, Elton John, Tiny Dancer.
That's a good one.
That's good.
Forty six, M.I.A.
Paper Planes.
Oh, fucking take your money.
All I want to do is 45.
Take your money.
All right.
Never heard that one.
What is it?
Kendrick Lamar.
You never heard that song?
All right.
Yeah, you never heard.
All right.
It's a good song.
Forty four, Billie Jean.
Forty three, My Girl.
Did you know in the song, Beat It, Eddie Van Halen actually played the guitar for it.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm skipping the seven nation army.
Seven nation army is thirty six.
It has one of the most iconic bass lines ever.
I played that at like soccer games and stuff.
Yeah.
And then Wario's by Lord is number thirty.
That's high.
That's way too high.
What was it?
Royals by Lord.
Lord.
I only know Lord from South Park.
I am Lord.
That was pretty funny.
Oh God, Randy Marsh.
Let's see.
Number 19, Imagine John Lennon.
I hate John Lennon.
I know you do.
I'm happy he's dead.
I don't know why you hate John Lennon so much.
Dude, if I.
Dude, did you.
Okay.
Pull up that picture of fucking John Lennon walking.
And don't and tell me you don't want to shoot him in his face.
Well, I just have John Lennon walking.
John Lennon walking.
Yeah.
Pull up that.
Pull up that picture.
Look at if you look at that picture and you see that and you don't want to shoot him,
you have problems.
You don't like him because of one picture.
No, I don't like him because of everything.
But I also hate him, especially because of that.
I don't know why you hate John Lennon so much.
Especially because of that.
Also, Yoko Ono can suck my cock.
Imagine no.
Imagine no religion.
It's easy if you try.
Yeah.
Imagine no earthly possessions where you got fucking blow us above us only sky.
Yeah, that's like the kind that's the communist shit.
Yeah.
Fucking commie piece of shit.
I'm happy.
I would shoot him myself.
That's why I like communism because there's no religion.
Oh, wow.
Look at you.
You're a fucking real hero.
You're going to start walking like John Lennon there to look at that fucking lunatic.
Look at that awful picture.
Fucking that better be the icon for our episode because I want people to see that picture
and I want people to realize why I'm so angry about that picture.
Dude, I don't like goofy.
It's not.
I want to shoot him in that.
I know what you mean, but I don't get that feeling from my fucking hate him and Yoko
Ono are just fucking walking down the street and look at his stupid ass fucking picture.
Look at the picture.
Yeah.
Look at the picture.
I can't turn the computer.
I can see it.
You can see it.
I can see it in your eyeballs.
Yeah.
He's like, I don't give a fuck.
I really don't.
I hate this one.
I hate the guy.
We're talking about.
I'm so tuned out.
But John Lennon, John Lennon, I know, man.
And it's like he's a big part of the big part of that era, the sixties.
You know, that's got everybody like it's very controversial, but he was like closer to them.
Yeah, I'm a little closer.
Oh my God.
He had those sunglasses.
I'm trying to think of like important things that I knew about him.
Like people, like those small sunglasses.
So does the I heard he was like, like was a big part of the story.
Was abusive towards your girl.
I know was he bisexual.
I think he was no way really.
Yeah, I heard he was like domestic violence kind of thing.
Oh my God.
Did you know the highest rate of domestic violence is between lesbian couples?
Oh no.
Well, yeah, they're both.
You got double the amount of women.
Okay, we're getting canceled now.
I know that's the way we get canceled.
We didn't know.
We're still here.
We're still on the airwaves.
Not as far as I know.
I don't know that we got.
We might have got shadow bands.
Oh man.
All right.
Number 18 is.
Number 18.
Prince.
Purple Rain.
Ah, I knew it was up there.
It's a good one.
That's a good one.
Yeah, dude.
That's the one you jam on the piano.
Purple Rain.
I think we're starting too close on that.
It's nice.
Number 17, Booker.
Booker.
Number 17, Bohemian Rhapsody.
I know Ali Mack hates that song.
Those are two that I was saying were way up there.
Dude, fucking Ali Mack has horrible music taste.
Goo Goo Dolls.
Ali Mack hates that song.
Do you like that song?
What about some 90s rock?
You like 90s rock?
Yeah, 90s rock is good.
Any third eye blind songs in there?
You know, like, you know, Semi Charmed Life or something?
I don't know, actually.
It might have it.
Those are pretty iconic.
They are iconic.
Number 12, Stevie Wonder's Superstition.
Number 10, Outkast Hey Ya.
Hey Ya is in the top ten of all time.
I know it's catchy, but is it the top ten songs of all time?
That's crazy.
I don't think you can really define the top 500 songs of all time because it's just sort
of.
It's subjective.
Wow.
No, it's objective.
We got to talk about.
This tells more about who picked these songs.
I wonder who that person is.
Well, the editors from Rolling Stone picked it.
Oh yeah, but who are they?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, who are you?
They love the Beatles.
They fucking love the Beatles and I hate the Beatles.
That's all they do.
I fucking hate the Beatles.
They just throw a lot of Beatles songs in there.
You hate the whole Beatles?
I thought you just hated John Lennon.
No, I hate all the Beatles.
You know, I like Paul McCarthy's bass, though.
I really want the Beatles number seven.
Nice base number seven.
Just forever.
Wow, dude.
It's amazing.
Number five smells like teen spirit.
Wow.
I would put I think that that's the red meat they threw the nineties kids.
I could I think they could have put a different Nirvana song.
Nirvana.
Kurt Cobain didn't even like that song.
Yeah, it's not that great.
Kurt Cobain.
That's a song that made him like go crazy.
Probably like, you know, want to come in suicide.
He never he didn't do that.
I say it's a fucking setup.
Really?
Yeah, yeah.
Number four, like a rolling stone.
Oh, God, life is so hard.
Bob Dylan, number four, like a rolling stone.
Okay.
Three Sam Cooke.
A change is going to come.
Never heard of it.
I haven't heard that to public enemy.
Fight the power.
We got to fight the power.
Fight the power.
And the number one, Aretha Franklin respect.
Tell you what it means to me.
I don't I don't see why that's on there.
Really?
Yeah.
John Lennon.
Fuck that guy.
Wow.
All right.
So what do you what do you want to talk about here today?
There's a couple of things that we can talk about.
Did you hear about the the covid?
Oh, my God, the covid virus that they're making in Boston University.
They are taking the spikes from Omnicron and putting it on the alpha version of the disease.
And the spikes from Omnicron is what makes it way more transmutable.
So they're making a super covid and they call the covid like who's making it?
Yeah, Boston University.
And they're saying that it's for why?
They're saying that's for if the virus mutates in a certain way, they can fight it better.
I'm using air quotations, fight it better.
But let's be fucking real.
They're saying that and they're like, it could be a biological weapon.
No, we're doing it for research.
It's like, OK, you can make dynamite for for mining.
But if somebody takes that dynamite and uses to blow up a fucking building or something, it's not.
That means it's like, oh, we didn't make it for weapons.
Well, it could be used as a weapon.
Also, one tiny, tiny containment breach from that fucking kills like half the East Coast.
Yeah, I think I think covid is like in Spider Man 3 when the parasite or whatever shot down, then I'm shot down from outer space.
I think that's where covid came from.
You think it's actually that's an interesting thought is that a lot of diseases come from space.
Mm hmm. Like mushrooms come from space to classrooms.
No, just mushrooms. Just mushrooms.
The there's the meteor shower.
There's a there's a meteor shower that's going on like right now for the next like three days.
I think it out. Yeah.
And so you're pretty in the know.
Science, huh?
Yes, science.
I'm fucking retarded.
Man, meteor showers, meteor showers are cool, though.
But, you know, what's the difference between a comet and a meteor?
Does anybody know?
I know one's got a tail.
True, but a meteor is a is a thing that crashes down to Earth.
A comet just passes by.
Well, it's not a meteor tell it it crashes on Earth.
Actually, it could be a meteor if it if it hits atmosphere, like if you can see it like hitting the atmosphere, that's considered a meteor.
But it's a comet.
If it just circles around like Haley's Comet that comes around like what?
Every 20 years, I think 75 years, 75 years.
I just know from that shinedown, I just saw Haley's comet today.
Nice.
Why are you always running in place?
Oh, I guess between 75 and 79 years.
Geez, man. That's cool.
Yeah, it was cloudy the day that Haley's Comet came by here last time.
Haley's comet was seen in 1986 and will return in 2061.
Yeah, apparently it was.
Oh, be around for that.
Maybe.
Yeah, maybe.
Old man.
I know.
Dude, I'm gonna.
60, one baby.
I'm thinking World War Three's on the cusp.
Yeah, totally.
I'm thinking World War Four's on the cusp.
I think World War Three already happened.
What the fuck was World War Three then?
Fucking inbred.
World War Three was the war on,
you know, freedom,
yeah, the war on freedom, the war on freedom with fucking freedom of speech.
So that's we'll circle back to Alex Jones now.
Okay, so we talked about it last episode, the Alex Jones episode, but
the thing that I was, I was thinking about with the whole Alex Jones thing
and free speech in general, which I agree with you with that
taking down Alex Jones is a attack on free speech.
I understand that what he said was wrong.
Like I think everybody here agrees that it was wrong what he said about Parkland.
Like shit.
I think everybody agrees with that.
But I think that attacking Alex Jones for a billion dollars,
one billion dollars is excessive.
It's very excessive.
And also it's an attack on free speech because first they come for Alex Jones,
then they come for who next.
We all know that it's a precedent and it keeps going down to the point where where is it going to stop?
Yeah.
That's my thing.
But then you look at like, is it any equivalence to that one kid when CNN was saying like,
oh, the Catholic school kid that they said he was like mocking that Indian guy.
Yeah, but it was actually the opposite that actually happened.
Yeah, the Native American guy actually, the Native American guy actually like with them for like like three minutes before that.
We expected CNN to pay like millions of that kid.
Yeah.
So what's the difference?
I think that it should be a thing where it's it's an interesting fucking thing because I think that free speech is free for a reason.
I think that no matter what you say, it should still be able to be considered free speech.
But then you also use the argument like you can't say fire in a crowded movie theater and stuff.
Yeah, that's only if it's a danger to other people.
But like everything is crazy now.
But it's like when you look at it and you're like thinking about it, you're like, OK, it's it's an interesting concept.
But what are the limits of free speech?
Like what what would you say the limits of free speech?
I say there shouldn't be limits to free speech.
But it's just it's an it's an interesting like thing because there's some people that think that there's a there's a limit to free speech.
Oh, you can't make threats, right?
Threats against somebody else, I think is different than free speech.
Well, you can you can make a making a threat isn't illegal, right?
Unless it's against like a government official.
No, making it like you can't call it a bomb threat or anything like that's not something you can do.
No, but it's it's legal to threaten someone like say like if I went up to somebody on the street.
I'm like, I'm going to cut off your fucking balls and gloom to your eye sockets like that's a threat.
That's I think that's not illegal, though.
No, that's that's illegal.
It's menacing. Yeah.
Yeah, there's terms for that.
Yeah, I think it's menacing.
Yeah, you can't do that's abuse.
So does that mean every 12 year old on Xbox?
They're going to fuck your mom.
Should they be arrested if they keep doing it?
If they don't stop?
Oh, they're not going to.
They weren't going to stop.
They like if they're like getting in your face.
Well, the thing is everybody has views like Alex Jones.
There's plenty of people that have views and think that's Sandy Hook was a hoax, but and they and they voice it, but they don't get arrested for it.
It's because Alex soon, dude, I'm ready to fall in line on everything.
I believe everything the government says now because easier.
It's just easier, but yeah, they put the fucking stuff in your water.
Water is fucking poison, whatever you want to do.
Like I just say so I talked about this yet last week.
What do you think about the feminization of males in society?
Currently, dude, it's wonderful.
Men need to chill out.
They need to be, you know, happy or male.
Yeah, exactly.
I am not a male.
I am not a male nurse and I want to be aggressive.
I want to be you can be more of a I don't see as a very feminine job.
Actually, I just do it sometimes.
You know, it's also weird.
Like in like we're getting off topic here, but like how how some jobs are are looked at as like feminine jobs and some jobs are looked at as like masculine jobs.
Well, what do you think of EMT is probably a masculine job?
I'd say I'd say it's the masculine version of a nurse like like.
Yeah, there's definitely some more maleness to that.
Yeah, because it's like it's like you're out in the street.
You're in the you're in the shit kind of stuff.
And like it's more masculine.
But like the nurse job, like it's always been considered like a female job and you guys are both male nurses.
So you guys are breaking the mold.
I appreciate that.
I don't see why it would be a female job.
You know, I think it's just because women are seen as more like nurses, pretty chill money.
I feel like the nurses have been around for like thousands, thousands of years or at least a role like that where there's always been medicine men throughout.
Yeah, like throughout like history, like but like a medicine man was called a medicine man because they were a medicine man back in like the like ancient times.
Like you had like a shaman and like the shaman, they said that he was doing magic, but the shaman was actually just doing medicine on people.
Like he is like he was like helping people with like like mixes of herbs and shit.
And like bad shit on their wounds.
Yeah, he's just like fucking dirty shit in there.
Yeah, dude, it's fucking weird shamans.
Maybe they came up with some good shit.
They did. They did.
I wonder what their contributions were.
That's interesting.
He's fucking blew your mic out.
I don't know.
I guess when I talk too close to it, it kind of gets fucky.
But fucky, fucky, oh no, daddy made a fucky, walky.
What are we going to do now?
Oh boy, he made a poopy, whoopy in his typey, wipey fucking want to hang myself.
We're talking about feminization of feminization of males.
Yeah.
Well, what other job about the male inization of women?
That's also a problem.
I think, yeah, because like, no, we want to talk about the other one.
No, because if we're talking about that, because like the opposite should be a thing because you're like looking at it.
And like, if you look at it, we're a generation of men raised by women.
We really are.
I think women have become more feminine because, you know, the estrogen in the water is going to.
But actually too much estrogen can actually raise testosterone levels of women.
Actually, that's actually a fact.
But it's weird that if you look at women now, they are much more like muscular and like taller and like more like aggressive than ever before.
But let's talk about the the the SJW type women, like the ones that fucking the feminazi, the femnazis.
Yeah, me and me and Dan love femnazis.
But like they like they they they they seem so miserable as as like a group.
Like how are you?
Why are you so fucking miserable that you would do shit like that?
Like how like how how miserable is a perfect person?
Do you have to be to go out in the street and yell at strangers for being men?
I guess there's a lot of groups that do that.
But like that's the thing.
Like the people who like protests like out there and like I'm not saying that the right to protest is bad.
I agree with protesting.
I think that's a good thing.
I'm all for freedom of speech.
I am.
But like, no, they need to suppress, dude.
They're getting way out of hand.
I am.
I'm a resisting violent.
I'm a resisting disorder, dude.
And then you get one person killed just by having this protest.
Is it worth it?
Come on now.
I've seen people die.
So that's that's the thing.
We can talk.
Oh, absolutely.
I love Jesus.
Or talk to your priest.
I don't need to go protest.
Mr. Mr. O'Neill would not think about it.
I'm going to call it the God vermin.
The God.
Thank you.
God vermin.
The great God delusion.
Fuck off.
The mass hallucination that is religion.
Hallucination.
Take your fucking communist manifesto and get the fuck out of here.
Beat that commie.
Dude, fuck commies.
Get the fuck out of here, you commie bastard.
You suck, commie.
No, I'm just kidding.
I would say I'm a bull moose party.
I think that's what my political views are.
Sounds romantic.
You never heard of the bull moose party?
Teddy Roosevelt's party.
Bull moose.
Yeah, I'll look it up.
It's actually still a party.
Sounds like something you'd see like, you know, like a town.
Elks Club.
You're a bull moose.
Bull moose party.
Let's see.
That's where the Elks Club came from.
Yeah.
OK, so the bull moose party.
Let's see there.
So are you involved with like the local Republicans?
No, I am a I'm officially unaffiliated.
Oh my God, dude, you'd be awesome at politics.
My history teacher told me that I should go into politics.
Yeah, that would be epic, man.
But let's let's see what the bull moose party stands for.
Two, three.
Case, case, case.
Let's see.
Purple Rain time.
Bull moose party beliefs.
Not too intense.
What did the bull moose party want?
Bull moose party referred to as the GOP.
It was part of the Republican Party.
Dude, I can see it.
Turning over a new leaf.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm totally on board with, you know, life.
It's just you just got to accept things and so fill up your gas tank.
Yeah, that's like, oh, it kind of hurts.
Inspiring words.
Interesting, interesting thing.
I can survive.
I'll figure out a way.
Interesting thing is that the Democrats are labeled as a donkey.
Like they're animals, a donkey.
Republicans are an elephant, right?
Did you know what the Independence Party's animal is?
Oh, my God.
I'm going to guess an alligator.
No, the Independence Party is an eagle.
It's supposed to be the middle ground between Democrat and Republican,
which is what America should be.
The two party system is actually a bad thing.
I don't think that should be a one party system.
I don't think it should be a two party system.
I think it should be a fucking hundred party system.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking then you can like then it could have a race where you have like fucking people breaking off in the fucking warlords and shit.
That'd be fucking great.
You're like, you're with that motherfucker.
It will be like a carrying knives.
I'm a big each other.
I'm a big Second Amendment appreciator.
I thought you appreciate all the amendments about the gang.
Your gang.
It was all leading to this.
Daler, your gang.
I really, I really what would what would the presidential what would happen?
Let's say if you if you were watching a presidential speech and someone tried to assassinate the president, but then the president pulls out a fucking forty five out of his coat and blows his fucking head off.
Yeah, like fucking like Frank Sinatra would when it's fucking Uzi.
Like JFK does.
Why do we have Uzis?
Oh, yeah, dude.
And like people are like, like, let's let's let's talk about the Second Amendment here.
All right.
People are always like, well, if the founding fathers knew about machine guns, then then then then be your rapper.
Nick, your rapper name is going to be a little Uzi.
Little Uzi, little Uzi Vert. But the Second Amendment, they're like everybody says that are like the the Second Amendment detractors state that that is the founding fathers knew about assault rifles or machine guns or semi automatic rifles.
They would be against it.
And I am like, do you know about our founding fathers?
If they saw an assault rifle, they would love that shit.
They'd be like, this shit's fucking awesome. Like, we want more of this.
The Second Amendment was not made to be a hunting thing.
It was made.
It was made to be a defense against a tyrannical government tyranny.
Yeah, the word tyranny.
And that fucking the founding fathers said the Tree of Liberty needs to be watered with the blood of tyrants.
That's scary.
That's what's going on now.
I think that we are ran by tyrants and in Minecraft, I think that it needs to be watered with the blood of tyrants in Minecraft.
Right, dude.
It's so scary out there.
It is. It's a scary world.
It's a scary, scary fucking world.
Let's talk about something better.
Let's talk about Casey's basement.
I want to talk about the first.
We'll talk about the dungeon, our studio, aka the dungeon.
It's pretty fucking sick.
We got some nice lighting.
We got a Joe Rogan experience shit going on.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That guy's big.
He's just.
I never listened to one Joe Rogan podcast.
Really?
Never.
I listened to the whole five hour long Alex Jones, Joe Rogan podcast six times.
Really?
It was that interesting?
It's interesting.
It really is.
If you have a five hour stint where you're bored.
I'd watch it.
Well, I would watch.
I would listen to Untitled Podcast first.
Yeah.
Entitled Podcast.
Watch that first and then watch the Alex Jones, Joe Rogan.
You guys should change the name to Entitled Podcast.
Entitled Podcast.
Yeah, we can make that for you.
That'd be sweet.
Entitled.
Oh my God.
So have you seen the political attack ads recently?
They're fucking out of this world.
Attack on who?
Like fucking attack on Zelda, attack on Hojo.
There's fucking attacks on everyone.
There's attacks on fucking me.
Fucking I'm just sitting there like Tyler Lee.
Fuck you in particular.
I'm like, I wouldn't sit here eating mac and cheese, man.
Like they'll fucking attack a cow.
They'll be like, you would vote for this cow?
Well, he produces, she produces milk.
Would you feed that to your children?
Dude, the whole thing's crazy.
I think political attack ads are fucking.
I think the next governor of New York is going to be Republican.
You think so?
You think Zeldin's going to win?
What's his name?
Zeldin, Lee Zeldin.
Zeldin, like Zelda?
Zeldin.
Lee Zeldin is his name.
I mean, he might.
What if I name my kid Lee Lee?
I think enough people hated Cuomo and Hoco that.
Dude, Hojo is a fucking moron.
I want to punch her in her stupid fucking frog face.
She's just going with the rest of Cuomo and Schumer and all those Democrats.
She's giving us the money.
They're all together.
I don't get a fucking single cent from the state.
Oh, why not?
You suck.
My whole fucking shit is a mess.
So let's hear about it.
Yeah.
Well, the whole Zeldin thing, that's my last name.
Oh yeah.
So are people attacking you?
Do you think you're his brother or some shit?
People are probably like that I haven't talked to in like 20 years are probably like, what the fuck?
Dude, your brother's.
Is that what Zelda looks like nowadays?
Oh, is it the same spelling?
It's the same spelling too?
No, it's the same spelling.
It's a, yeah, dude.
Fucking ghosts.
What do you think about ghosts?
Ghosts?
Yeah, ghosts.
Are you bleeding ghosts?
I try not to because I get scared of, you know, like anybody.
I don't want to think about things that are scary.
So I choose not to believe in them because that would scare me.
Oh, dude, I believe in ghosts.
That's why people believe in God though, because they want to be comforted.
Shut the fuck up, Casey.
I believe in ghosts.
I believe in cryptids.
I believe in monsters.
There's a whole bunch of shit out there that we don't fucking know about.
I know it's awful.
Big foot's real.
The Chupa Cobra is fake.
Chupacabra.
Do you ever hear the Chupacabra?
Yeah, like from South Park,
you look over nice.
So now you just sound like a hardcore conspiracy theorist or like Bigfoot
Hunter.
Dude, did you ever see finding Bigfoot?
It's one of the funniest.
Yeah, I was gonna say because finding Bigfoot and Ghosts of Ventures are on
like the same channel like the
like the channel. Yeah, yeah, and I don't know.
It kind of makes you think that if Ghosts could be real, baby, Bigfoot's real.
I think they're kind of Bigfoot making it too goofy.
Bigfoot to a degree could be real.
I don't think he's like an intelligent.
Yeah, it's like some really hairy guy.
I think it's like fucked over.
He's like, I think it's more like if like a more advanced gorilla, but a less
advanced person.
Have you seen those like, you know, wolf children in Mexico?
Yeah, do they're fucking wild?
Those are like Bigfoot.
Yeah, the feral children.
Yeah, yeah, so they exist.
That's Bigfoot.
Bigfoot.
They're making it seem like if you're making it seem like if you believe in
ghosts, you should believe in Bigfoot.
It's what I'm trying to say.
But Bigfoot, there's actually a theory of the Bigfoot genocide or the Sasquatch
genocide where the vast majority of Sasquatches were hunted to extinction,
and there's only a few Sasquatches.
The same as Bigfoot, right?
Yeah, Sasquatch is Bigfoot, Sasquatch.
Bigfoot is a Sasquatch.
Dude, I sure yeah, man, dude, the Sasquatch genocide bro, but those are just
stories made up like Loch Ness Monster and stuff.
Loch Ness Monster Nessie, like legend, he's our underwater ally.
Yeah, they're just stories, though the deep ocean is terrifying.
They're about as real as the Bible is.
I'm trying to say.
Oh fuck off.
Dude, Bigfoot is real.
Jesus is real ghosts are real.
The Chupacabra is fake.
Nice Chupacabra.
Oh God, but let's talk about the ocean bottom of the ocean is fucking scary,
man.
Dude, there's some shit down there I don't think we want to find.
Like the bottom of the ocean is like people are like let's explore space or
let's explore the bottom of the ocean.
It's like maybe there's things out there that we shouldn't find because if you
guys actually know, we don't know what the back of the dark side of the moon
actually looks like because the moon's constantly facing us.
How does that work out?
So like, but when the astronauts that were flying around the moon, they were
doing like a slingshot around it, they actually said that they saw things that
looked like fire on the dark side of the moon with smoke coming off it.
No way.
Yeah.
Wild.
That's crazy, man.
How did they end up that the moon is always facing the earth?
It's the gravitation of the earth kind of thing.
It's kind of pulling it in.
Kind of like how the International Space Station is always facing the same way.
Oh yeah.
It's because the gravitation of earth actually kind of pulls it and it goes
around.
Yeah.
I like it.
Yeah.
I thought they just, I thought they just was, it was like a coincidence.
A coinkydink?
No, there's no such thing as a coinkydink.
You know what's okay.
Explain this to me.
So it sounds like you know something.
What about that thing where they use like, you know, the gravitational force of
something to like slingshot them?
Oh, so that's true.
That's actually really simple.
Holy shit.
Let's hear this.
So they use the gravitational forces of planets to slingshot something off.
Basically, let's say this dip can is earth and fucking, this is a spaceship.
Let me fucking get this shit out of the way.
So it goes out of earth and kind of turns around.
So it could, it goes around the moon and then it goes back.
So if it's trying to go to Mars, it goes really close to earth and it's gaining
speed because it's getting pulled by earth, because the earth's gravity is pulling
it back in.
So when it's pulling earth, with pulling being pulled by earth, then it hits the
fucking boosters and when it comes around, it gets slung, slingshotted out back
towards wherever the fuck they're trying to go.
You should have been a rocket scientist.
He is.
No, I'm just a fucking conspiracy theorist, man.
Well, you seem to have a lot of knowledge about that kind of stuff.
I have like knowledge that I have like random access knowledge type thing.
Like I know a lot about a lot of things.
Random access memory.
Yeah.
You got a lot of RAM.
I got a RAM.
Yeah.
Like four gigs of RAM.
I got like, I'd say I have at least.
What the fuck?
He's at least six and a half gigs.
Let's, let's, let's like what, how many gigabytes of, of memory do you think an
actual human brain has?
Oh dude, it's gotta be like, let me, let me look that up.
I mean, how many gigabytes does like a normal computer have?
How many gigs?
Probably 200 gigs, right?
For a computer.
Shit is just going on.
Is what are you moaning about over there?
Holy shit.
The, the number of gigabytes in a human brain is equivalent to 2.5 million gigabytes of
memory is a human brain.
Yeah.
I mean, well, how many terabytes is that?
Like a terabytes, a thousand gigabytes, 200,000 or no, 2000, 2000 to terabytes, 200,000,
250,000 terabytes.
So that's how much fucking memory your brain has, but what happens if your brain gets full?
You start forgetting stuff.
Yeah.
You might have to start forgetting things.
Like it starts like deleting files.
I don't think, I don't think it's, you ever actually delete it.
It's kind of dementia.
Well, dementia is kind of like deleting your files.
What happens when you know too much.
Yeah, dude, you get the men, they fucking hit you with dementia, right?
You just can't, you go too far.
So you get hit with dementia, right?
And they fucking start removing your memory.
It's kind of like actually crazy fucking study that they did fucking about dementia is that
it actually goes from like present events, like it actually removes, it goes backwards in time.
And basically the last moments that you remember is your late teens to early twenties is when,
is like the last thing that you actually remember before you go to like the fucking great beyond
the fucking past the point of no return with dementia.
But they did this study with veterans of World War II.
And the more the dementia like progressed, the last memories that they ever had was the horrors of war,
which is a really awful, awful, like the last thing of sentience that you have is remembering the horrors
of war in your early twenties.
So terrifying.
And it's like, it's like, but like you went through that before.
And the last things that you remember is fucking war.
That is an awful, awful way to end.
Well, you're always going to remember like the extremes of your emotions.
Yeah, I guess you could say the same thing.
You could probably remember like the good, good memories too.
But like me and you will fucking see fucking our former employer, last memories.
I'm good.
We will see that.
I will see fucking like people getting cut in half the long way and shit.
No.
Yeah, you ever see someone get cut in half the long way, dude, in a movie and I don't want to talk about in real.
I go upstairs and talk about your feelings.
I have a dream.
I had a dream.
I was like a serial killer or something.
That's a really great dream.
I had a dream.
I was like Jeffrey Dahlmer.
You wouldn't label that as a nightmare.
And I was like, oh my God, I killed all the people.
I had this like moment of realization.
I was like, wait, I'm not a serial killer.
And I woke up.
What do you think?
Let's talk about dream interpretation.
Oh, I've had a couple interesting dreams recently.
Yeah.
Share them.
I can't remember.
I got my dream app that I wrote down.
You guys, you ever have a dream where you got killed?
Oh, yeah.
Absolutely.
Scary.
I had a recurring dream, a very recurring dream.
And I was a police officer.
I was a police officer in New York City.
Oh, man.
You had a dream that you were a police officer?
I had a dream I was a police officer in New York City.
And this was a reoccurring dream.
And I was chasing a suspect down an alleyway.
And it was raining.
And it was like nighttime.
And I trapped the guy in the corner of the alleyway.
And I pulled my gun on him because he's armed.
And I'm like, hey, put the gun down type shit.
And the last thing, I hear a bang.
And I'm on the ground.
And I'm holding my chest.
And I got shot in the chest.
And I'm bleeding.
And I'm looking up at the rain.
And I can just hear my radio going off.
But I'm just laying there in the rain.
And I can feel myself bleeding out.
And I was just laying there.
And I had that dream constantly.
Like, every fucking like once a week for like two years straight.
Like, I had that dream.
And every time I had a dream, I'm like, I know how this is going to end.
Maybe I can stop it.
Like, maybe I can get behind like a fucking like.
But my dream wouldn't let me.
My dream wouldn't let me go in a different direction.
Like, I would always get shot.
And I'd always bleed out at the end.
I believe in reincarnation.
You think you were a cop in a dream.
Yeah.
What time period was it?
It was like 1990s.
Yeah.
Maybe that's when you were born.
Yeah, I was born in 1998.
So there's a lot of stories about reincarnation about like kids like the younger that they are.
They they can remember details about their past lives.
Be like if they like drowned, there's a documentary about this one kid.
You like you like drowned or something in a past life.
And he'd be afraid to get in the bathtub and he'd be like, mommy, my name was this and this.
And they looked it up and the guy actually drowned.
Interesting.
What the fuck are you doing?
So you're doing cyber to get his fix on those damn things.
You got another one of those in you, crunch it, eyes, we captain.
So he's getting a craving.
That's why I say I believe in stuff like that, like ghosts and the reincarnation stuff, but I'm not particularly religious.
We are fucking lose.
I don't know.
Can you be?
Can you be reincarnated as a Catholic?
No, even it.
I sit at the right hand of the phone.
I don't even it. I sit at the right hand of the father when I die.
Sometimes you believe in reincarnation.
No, why not?
It's for fucking dweebs because your religion says it's not true.
Yeah, because my one religion is the only religion that's right.
My religion, right.
Everyone else is wrong, but the boot is can't be right about reincarnation, right?
What is their fucking nerds?
Bro, what if what if every religion has part of the truth?
I already said that you fucking retard.
Well, then, well, then why are you arguing this?
Because I know my religion's right.
But you said every well, you said every religion has part of the truth.
They part they have part of the truth and Catholicism has the greatest truth in it.
And I think that all the other ones have just a tiny part of Catholicism in it.
Wow, that is ethnocentric.
That's ethnocentric.
Yeah, that's no centrism.
No, it's not.
Do you even know what ethnocentric means, believing that your culture is better than someone?
No, it's me.
Believing your race is better than all the other ones.
Well, it could be culture.
No, it's like ethnicity.
Yeah, it's an ethnicity.
Catholic isn't an ethnicity.
It's a religion.
But like, yeah, if you're like Irish or something, not necessarily a race.
Yeah, I fucked ethnocentric.
I was not.
I'm not going to say that.
I think that's what I mean.
I fucked the United Nations.
What?
Dude, the UN is a good idea.
Dude, I down to it.
No, I was just saying God for Joe Biden to fix all.
Oh, yeah.
Fucking show.
We fucking buy for Joe Biden.
Yes, of course.
I voted for Alex Jones.
You voted for Trump.
A vote for dude.
I honestly I'd be happier if it was Kamala in there.
Who do you believe?
The Republican candidate is going to be in twenty twenty four.
I don't think it's going to matter.
Joe Biden is just going to blow out of the water.
Oh yeah, that's real great.
Not even going to be remembered in history.
We're going to go to World War Four, baby.
I think Jeff Bezos would be a good president.
Jeff Bezos will be a president.
You fucking moron over in the country.
He'll keep that shit in tip top shape.
Yeah, you get a fucking two minute bathroom break.
Yeah, you always get your you always get your Amazon packages on time.
Don't you two days?
My point is Sunday.
There's my point.
That guy should run the country.
Right.
Agreed.
But you know, we become spoiled with packages, right?
You know, like I was thinking about that because like we've been really spoiled
with packages because like we get a package in like two days.
Yeah.
And then like it used to be like, oh, a month for my package to come in.
That's all right.
Like shit.
Yeah, yeah, sure.
But it's like we really have become spoiled with like packages.
It's just like, yeah, I was thinking about that.
Like you don't go out and you have to go out and get things.
I remember back in my day you had to leave your house.
What about the blue mailboxes like the ones that were on like the street
corners like back in the day?
Yeah, those they're all gone.
Yeah, bro.
You can order anything online now.
Yeah, you can order like live on Amazon and order like a dildo.
And weed and like a plunger all the same place.
You can go out like the dark web and get cocaine and like meth.
Let me see if you can actually buy a dildo on Amazon.
Well, you let me look it up right.
I thought you I thought you're gonna say, let me see if I can buy some cocaine
on the dark web.
Nah, dude, that ever go in the dark web.
No, that's fucking illegal.
It's not illegal to go on the dark web.
It's illegal to do illegal things, but I have to go.
But no, I haven't.
So you're looking up dildos on Amazon.
Yeah, I want to see if like you can get a dildo on Amazon.
You should buy one and we should put it as a fixture.
Holy shit, you can buy dildos on Amazon.
You should buy it.
We can put it as a thing.
Those are fucking massive.
Holy shit, get one for the table.
We'll just like use it as a joystick, so you can you can buy a dildo on Amazon.
Interesting.
Can you buy a flesh light on Amazon?
Let's look it up because there are there is a vast, vast, vast group of dildos
that you can buy a lot of clear dildos.
Think you're fucking ghosts.
Let's see flesh lights.
Flesh light.
Flashlight.
You can get anal lube.
Dude, why's it got to be anal?
You can only put this on your anus.
You can get a Riley Reed one.
Oh, no.
You can get a fucking butthole.
That's right, folks.
You can get a fake butthole on Amazon.
You can do it first.
That sounds fun.
I mean, what would the difference between a fucking...
Did you ever see that jackass where Johnny Knoxville tried to return a butt?
Like a fake butt and it had like fake blood in it.
And he brought it back to the store and he tried to return it.
Did you know that you can actually get a Kim Kardashian ash flesh?
What?
Oh my God.
Yeah.
What a Kim Kardashian ass.
That's like a flesh light.
Kim K.
Oh, it's a replica of Kim.
Yeah, it's not.
It's not actually a replica, but it is a it's a definitely not a replica.
One Kim K's ass.
Oh, so it's like not a replica in quotes.
Yeah.
Wink wink.
Ash flesh light.
Kim Kardashian.
I would definitely take that one.
That girl's got a huge butt, but it looks like a fun butt.
Two hundred and fucking eighty dollars.
Holy shit.
Some people go all out on sex dolls.
That's fucking nuts.
Look at that shit.
Do they pay thousands for sex dolls?
Yeah.
And fucking they make sex dolls for like thousands of dollars.
Dude, that looks like a nice ass.
You can get this shit.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Kim Kardashian.
Yeah.
Look at that.
It's just fun.
There you go.
You just like, you know, whatever.
Put it in your corn.
That's fucking ridiculous.
Look at the holy fuck.
That looks ridiculous.
Just leave it in your shower.
My girlfriend would love that.
She'd be like, Oh yeah, man.
Why is she by?
No, I'm saying like as sarcastically, my girlfriend would love if I had a Kim Kardashian ass in
my shower.
You'd have like an ass there and then she'd have like some dick.
Put the dick in the.
I think sex dolls are going to be become the first sentient AI.
They're going to kill us.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I think you like the life size sex dolls.
Those things are fucking crazy.
Life size.
Oh, fucking.
Like you can get like video game characters, whatever technology advances, you know, somebody
has to apply that to porn.
Oh yeah.
Like that.
So do you see on Facebook, they have these advertisements for like virtual girlfriends?
Oh yeah.
It's like I download it just to see what happens.
What happened?
Oh my God.
Okay.
Let's see.
Uh, talk to you when you're lonely.
Yeah.
Like talk to you when you're lonely.
I got it for fuck for six and giggles.
I have your virtual girlfriend on the podcast.
Let's see.
What do you want me to say?
Like I'll start a commerce.
What do you want next to?
So hey, you got some great tips.
You got to be like, thank you.
So great hits.
I mean, someday they're going to apply that technology to a sex robot.
Hey Tyler, how's your evening going?
Hey, you got some great hits.
Thank you.
I love to show off my body.
What else would I say to it?
Can you have like an intelligent conversation?
You can, you can.
Does it like talk or just it's like a text message?
Oh, what do you want to?
What do you want to say?
Ask her after ask her if she thought what she thinks about building seven.
What do you ask her?
She thinks it was a hoax of building was building was building seven.
Was it a hoax question mark?
And you got, you got an immediate replies at least for your virtual girlfriend.
What do you think of building seven?
Was it a hoax question mark?
It was a huge hoax.
I couldn't believe it.
She's perfect for you.
So does it like learn based on your responses?
Yeah.
What else could you, what else do you want to say to it?
Yo, I don't know.
Fuckin, fuckin what were we talking about?
Fuck.
Yo, what's your mama?
I swear how tall the super soldier.
What's your mama pussy look like?
I'll ask.
What your mama pussy look like?
What's your mama pussy look like?
Like question mark.
I'm actually kind of nervous to hear the response.
Let's see what this robot says.
It'll probably be offended.
It looks like a very, it looks like a very light pink to me.
How do you know that?
Like ask her if she loves you.
How do you know that?
Oh my God, stop.
It's extremely obvious.
Oh God.
Ask her what the meaning of life is.
What's the meaning of life?
What is it?
Your virtual girlfriend.
It's not my virtual.
I fucking download it just for shits and giggles.
It's a virtual girlfriend.
What's her name?
Uh, fucking, I don't even have a name for it.
It's just bought.
Oh my God.
You got to name your virtual girlfriend.
Fine.
Fucking will name her fucking names.
Lucy, whatever.
What's like the Russian like Svetlana or what's the meaning of life?
And it just says a firm grasp of reality.
Oh, that is challenge.
Turned out that sounds like something a robot would say.
Yeah.
Ask her if she has consciousness.
Ask her.
She's do you have free will?
Are you trapped in there?
Free will.
Oh my God.
You're right over there.
Yeah.
It's getting cold.
Do you have free will?
Let's see what she says.
Yes, I do.
Are you trapped in the metaverse?
In the metaverse.
I think I might have to get going soon.
You old man.
I am not trapped.
I have free will.
I'm just not aware of my own.
Okay.
That's a little scary.
I'm going to stop.
That's real fucking spooky.
So we get to talk about pancreas denial.
What is that?
I don't know.
I just heard it somewhere.
Yeah.
You're like the pancreas does not exist.
They've been lying to us.
It's all made up.
Is that like orgasm denial?
It's like a scam.
I think that's just called edging.
Oh, oh, Jews.
Not cool.
Dude, I would fucking be pissed off with edging.
Yeah.
Dude, fucking shut the fuck up.
Oh, you're my edging.
He's got strong feelings about edging.
You like edging?
I hate edging.
You're like, I hate this, but I can't stop.
I just want to get it over with, right?
Yeah, it's fucking like, don't fucking fuck me over, dude.
Oh, it's awful.
Dude, I got to the point like, if like, it was, I'm not gonna.
Exactly.
I'm not gonna talk about this.
We all know.
This is public record here.
Everybody knows.
Just fucking don't do it.
Hentai.
Hentai is a great thing.
No.
Yes.
Just don't do it.
Dude, you fucking aren't objectifying a real woman.
You're objectifying a drawing.
It's not about the woman.
It's about your mind.
It's about your brain getting like smushed.
Dude, I fucking jerk it off to hentai.
I know.
All right.
Well, I guess we'll say goodbye to our guest and maybe we'll.
No, we'll keep talking.
I got some more shit to talk about.
All right.
Jason Z.
Thanks for being on the podcast.
Thank you.
Signing off later.
All right.
We're back.
I was just telling him how much I appreciate his cutlery.
It's very nice.
He's got a nice set of knives.
Yes.
It's well entrusted to a schizophrenic, possibly schizophrenic.
I am not possibly schizophrenic.
No, you're definitely schizophrenic.
I am not either.
I am in the zero percentile of schizophrenia.
So are we doing this religious debate or what I'll fucking do it.
Oh God.
Okay.
We got fifty six debating, debate topics for religion.
Okay, so I guess it's just like a bunch of scenarios or questions about religion.
He says a choice question.
No, it's just like it arises opinions, you know, okay, I'll go through some of them.
Religion should be taught a comprehensive and detailed overview of all major religions
at school.
No.
Agree or disagree.
I disagree.
You disagree.
I disagree too.
Okay.
Cool.
Why do you disagree?
Separation of church and state.
That's just like the whole thing of separation of church and state.
Like don't fucking put that in a school.
All right.
Agree or disagree, religions of all kinds around the world are a force for good and
positive change in the world.
Yeah.
Religion of all kinds.
I say religion in general is a positive.
If you actually look at the morals of the entire world, it's all based off of religion.
Even if you're not a religious person, morals came from religion a lot of times.
But people have morals.
People have morals.
But it's a big thing where the average morals of a country or state, if you actually look
at it and you look at the generalized religion of that country, they're very similar.
Do you think, what about jihadists and extremists and stuff like that?
Extremists don't count in that.
But it says religions of all kinds around the world are a force for good and positive
change.
Everyone has zealots in their religion.
Well, I think I don't know, I think I think religion as an overall thing should be could
be considered a bad thing.
Well you're wrong, but okay, I think it, I think it, it has done more harm than good.
What about like like Catholic priests and like child abuse scandals and stuff like that?
Like you can't say it's a positive change in the world.
Listen, listen, man.
As a Catholic, I disagree with with the sexual abuse children.
I think we all do, but it's, it's not reflective of a church.
I think just because there are bad people in something that's be like, oh, America is
a bad place because there's bad people in it.
It's like, no, it's there's bad eggs and fucking everything.
Well, look at the Holocaust.
Those people were persecuted based on religion, right?
Yeah.
We didn't have religion.
I mean, we wouldn't have conflict among those people.
No matter what Hitler, Hitler didn't just kill Jews either.
He killed black people.
He killed cripples.
He killed, um, he killed gays.
He killed all I'm saying the religion was a reason for a driving force behind.
No, everybody thinks that it's the religious, the religious motive.
He hated vast groups of people.
Those people are just the biggest group of people that he was able to get because let's
be real and fucking, um, in Germany back in the 1940s, how many black people were there?
Let's be real.
How many black people do you think were actually in Germany in the 1940s?
Germany?
I don't know.
Not much.
How many people of, of, um, how many disabled people do you think were in Germany in the
1940s?
I don't know.
It's the thing there's way, it's way easier to tell somebody's a Jew than if they're gay
or something because like there's people that like it would be like hiding like gay, like
gayness and stuff.
But like he, he killed the Jews because they were the most plentiful there pretty much.
Like, yeah, but I'm saying religion has led to countless wars and conflict amongst people.
It's been a division.
Either way, like they would have fought the humanity finds different, different things
from every single time.
Like everybody's like, we're the cause of war.
It's not the cause of war.
The cause of war is human fucking humans wanting to fight each other.
Like that's just what we, that's what we're we've done since fucking before religion was
even a fucking thing.
Back in caveman times, there's tribes of cavemen fighting other tribes of cavemen.
They're going to fight, find a reason to fight each other.
It just, it's, it's, it's religion is one of the things, but even if there wasn't any
religion on the planet, people would fucking fight each other.
Like it's just like what happens.
You go to a bar, you're having a drink.
Somebody there wants to fight somebody.
They're going to fight somebody.
Like it's, it doesn't matter what, what you're doing there.
I can get down with that.
Like it's, it's, I can accept that.
Well, I'm just saying religion has been a very big source of conflict amongst the world.
Uh, it's good.
It's good to another one here.
Your tap water tastes like it has fucking fluoride in it.
It has a, it has a high level of estrogen and fluoride.
I'll have you know, that's unfortunate.
And BPAs.
Well, we're going to die.
And you're drinking from a plastic water bottle.
I can already feel myself growing a vagina.
Um, do Christians actually oppose gay marriage?
I know.
There are splinter groups that oppose gay marriage.
It's, it's, it's one of those things where, um, like they, they're like, oh, if a man
lies down with another man, it's an abomination.
That's not actually what it says.
It was actually referring to pedophilia actually in the Bible.
If you actually read the whole verse, um, it's, it's talking about how pedophilia was
a, was a major issue back in that, in that time period.
And um, it wasn't a man and a man, it was a man and a boy laid together.
It's a, it's an issue.
You can't deny that traditional Christians as a whole don't believe in gay marriage.
I'm not saying that they, that, that it's as right.
I'm saying that there's some groups of people that don't believe in gay marriage.
It's a group of people.
I I'm also saying that it's like the same thing with, uh, with the war thing.
It's like, it doesn't matter.
There are people who are anti-gay who aren't religious at all.
Like if you look at that too, it's like people always associate anti-gay with religion, but
it's the same thing with like the war thing.
People are going to be anti-gay even if they weren't religious, like type shit, like they're
going to find a reason to hate somebody.
Like that's a big thing, which people are like, oh, religion is, it's like people are
going to find a reason to hate somebody just because they want to hate somebody.
Like, I feel like that's a lot of the answers to a lot of the, like the religious debate
questions are people are going to find a reason to hate somebody because they just want to
hate somebody.
People are going to find a reason to fight a war because they want to fight a war.
People are always going to find because someone's you're, you're different than me.
You're different than me.
So I dislike you.
Like it's, it's going to be one of those things where it's like, no matter what you're going
to find a difference between yourself and another person and that's going to be a reason
for hating them.
Well, you're saying that some people are going to believe not believe in gay marriage, no
matter what the religion is.
Yeah, I think that there's some people that are just like they, they're so against it.
Even if they weren't religious, they would be against it.
Yeah, I think religion has swayed a lot of those people who are kind of in between that
could go either way to be like if they grew up religious, then I don't think they would.
I don't think they would agree with it.
I grew up religious and I'm still religious myself.
Every single person, my family, my uncle is gay.
Like one of my uncles is gay.
Like we it's, it's not like a thing where I'm like, oh, he's going to hell.
I'm like, okay, he's, he's gay.
It's just, that's how it is.
Like it's not like, uh, like one of those things like, uh, my, my whole family's religious
and it's like, it's like, we don't, we don't care.
Well, yeah, it's become very more progressive.
Um, but I think if we're having this conversation, like 50 years ago, I don't think you'd say
the same thing.
Well, we're not having actually 50 years ago.
So your, your point's kind of mute moot there.
Um, this is a fun one is Satanism a valid religion now?
No, it's not.
Well I think Satanism is actually a satire of Christianity, right?
So it's not, it's not like people don't actually believe that like worship the devil.
You're just like making a mockery of religion, right?
So that's the, that's the downfall of that actually is that they're doing it to mock
religion, but you're also worshiping a religious antagonist.
And one of the biggest things in Christianity that you're taught about is that the devil,
the biggest lie that the devil ever taught was the world to the world that is that he
never existed.
So these people who are quote unquote, worshiping Satan as like a fuck you to religion, it's,
you're still worshiping him and you're still giving like power to a antagonistic like,
um, force.
And they're like, oh, the gay, the, the church supports like the, the satanic church supports
like gay marriage and all this shit.
It's like the whole thing with the devil and Satan himself is he's a liar.
He's a cheat.
He is basically like all the bad things that you can think about somebody.
Satan is all those things fucking cranked up to 11.
Satan is a master manipulator.
That's what he like.
Satan was, was, um, the court jester of, of, um, of God and before he fell, he was a master
like at like manipulating people.
He got half of the angels and all of heaven to follow him because he's like, God's an
asshole, blah, blah, blah.
Follow me and I'll make you basically the whole thing would the whole thing is would
you rather rule in, would you rather serve in heaven or rule in hell?
But when you think about it, it was like, would you rather serve in heaven, which isn't
how heaven is actually like he, like he, he's like, you hear that thing.
Would you rather serve in heaven or rule in hell?
You're not serving in heaven.
You're spending like, it's like an eternal vacation.
You're not like working type shit.
Like, but in like, in like, I'd rather rule in hell.
It's like hell is eternal torment.
And also you're not going to rule in hell.
These people that say that they're going to rule in hell are fucking retarded.
Like if you actually believe in hell and they're saying that you're going to rule in hell,
you're not going to rule in hell.
You're going to be in a fucking pit of fire being stabbed by pitchforks for the rest of
your fucking life and shit.
Like, yeah, like it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, and the whole like thing with Satanism,
you think that you're saying like, like, Oh fuck, fuck religion and stuff.
But it's just like, you're giving power.
And even if you don't believe in it, okay, whatever.
But like to the people who believe in it, it's, it's not like, it's not that we were,
we're against you for saying like fuck the church and stuff, which some people are.
I get, I get people who are not religious and some people who are anti the church, but
you're giving power to an anti, like an antagonist to the entirety of humanity.
And I think a lot of the reason why a lot of stuff is going on is that the more people
go away from God, the more power that Satan has.
But Satan doesn't have a power to create anything himself.
Satan himself can only destroy or manipulate humans can create.
Humans can destroy.
Satan can only manipulate.
Like he can kind of like push you in directions.
And the whole thing with the satanic church is, Oh, we're doing it to say fuck you to
religion.
But what if they're just being manipulated by Satan himself?
Well, I think there's two groups of Satanists, right?
There's one that actually believes like worships the devil and then believes in the devil and
stuff.
And there's another group that is just trying to make a mockery of the church, but it's
hard to tell like which one's which, you know?
Yeah.
But you could also, you could, you could, you could make a mockery of church in any
other way too.
But like I get, I get how there's like, Oh, I don't believe in it.
But it's like, it's like when it's like, if somebody's just like, Oh, I don't like the
U S government.
So I'm going to pretend, I'm going to, I'm going to pretend to be a Nazi.
Like, it's like, it's like, it's like, that's like the same kind of like, like, like thinking.
It's just like, Oh, I hate this place that I'm in.
I'm going to, I'm going to pretend to do this because, Oh, they don't like Nazis, but I've
got, I'm not actually a Nazi type thing.
Like it's, it's like, even the people that say that they're not like actually worshiping
it.
It's like being this like, Oh, Hey, I'm going to put that Jew in the gas chamber, but Hey,
guess what?
I'm not actually, you know, it's a joke.
Don't worry.
It's, it's, it's kind of like that type of thing.
You know?
Well, I don't think, yeah, I agree.
I don't think Satanism is a valid religion in any sense of the definition.
Um, see, we're not, we're not like, we're not disagreeing on a lot of these things.
We just have kind of like different ways of getting to the same point.
It looks like, well, yeah, I guess you're not, um, you're not like one of those people
that just like screams about it.
And you like, you actually have valid points that yeah, I know, but I mean, so do I.
Yeah.
Should governments be able to create laws to prevent people of a particular faith to
enter their borders?
No, that's not.
I think that's just a, like everybody, like especially in America, you have freedom of
religion.
I think that's kind of one of our founding things is that people founded, like not founded,
but like move to America for freedom of religion to get, to not be prosecuted for their religion.
And I know I think that's a global question, but I'm just thinking it in the American thing,
but persecuting somebody, uh, upon religious bias is itself a bad thing.
Like it's just like persecuting somebody for the skin color, their race or their sexual
orientation or something like that.
Yeah, I think we're both going to disagree with that because we, you know, we believe
in freedom of speech here at the Untitled Podcast.
Absolutely.
Freedom of speech and freedom of religion.
Freedom of religion.
Like you can, you can disagree, but I guess people are free to say or believe what they
want to believe.
Yeah.
Um, what was I going to say?
Something.
Oh, in many nations, religions are considered to be tax exempt and they do not pay any taxes
since many religions actively received donations worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
Should they now be taxed?
That's a complex question.
That is a straightforward yes or no question.
Um, in a, in a sense, I, I understand that it should be taxed.
It's it's, it's, it's a form of income.
But is the church not taxed as it currently is?
Um, I think, I don't think they're taxed.
I'm not positive.
I know a lot of churches aren't taxed.
I'd have, I'd have to look into it again, but I'm pretty sure they're not taxed.
But why is that?
Why is that the only thing that's not taxed?
Um, churches and military bases are not taxed.
If you live on a military base, you don't, you don't pay tax for living on a military
base.
Well, yeah, because the government's not going to, the military is owned by the government
and they're not going to tax themselves.
Yeah.
But if it's, if it's a government building, uh, if you're on a military base or if it's
a church, it's exempt.
But what's really funny is the town that I grew up in, there's a military base in the
center of the city and, uh, it actually had the world record of the amount of churches
in a, in a city at one point.
Um, and it's, and that, and guess what?
Our tax base was very low.
Um, but it's, uh, I agree that you should probably tax the churches and stuff, but,
but what about like donations and stuff?
Like when they go around with the basket and you're like expected to pay like $5 or something
for church.
It's not, it's not expected.
It's requested.
It's, it's, it's, I think that's like, that's a big, that's a big thing.
That's a big problem that I have with, with the current climate of the Catholic church
is that it became really like money oriented, which is a, it's a, it's a fucking sin in
our own fucking religion.
It is a, is a, is not religion just a business.
Casey.
Well, I see you're going to disagree with me here, but think about it.
We work in healthcare, right?
Yeah.
And the hospital, you, I mean, you, you take care, you became a healthcare worker or most
people do because they want to help people, but really hospitals are just a business and
they're trying to make money and everything they do is to make money.
So it's kind of like actually, if you fucking, if you look at it in other countries, like
they got the universal healthcare system and it's not a business over there, like in Canada
and England.
So that's a strictly American problem actually.
Like the healthcare thing is a strictly American thing because healthcare wasn't supposed to
be like that.
Healthcare is a, is a right for people.
Like, so you think that healthcare is a right?
I think that healthcare should be a right, but the same thing, the same thing that, that,
that happens in England, the reason why it won't work in America is because you've seen
it as much as I do.
How many people abuse the healthcare system in America?
How many?
A lot.
So they do everywhere.
That's the thing in Europe.
Everybody has universal healthcare, unless you abuse the healthcare system, then you
have to pay for it.
Oh, nice.
So you have universal healthcare as long as you don't abuse the system.
That's fine with me.
We should do that here, but that's a thing.
When we try to do universal healthcare in America, we almost got the bill signed and
the Democrats said that if you, uh, what was that?
That was fucking a Mitt Romney back in 2009, 2010, like around that area, they were trying
to do universal healthcare and they did that.
And they said that they would punish people that abuse the healthcare system.
And that was the reason why the Democrats didn't sign the, the sign the bill because
they're like, because they're like, that would, that would, that would scare people from,
from using the medical system.
It's like, do you realize how fucking, um, over overloaded the medical system is.
And if it was all free, the people that abused it would just stay in the hospital.
How would they define abuse?
People that go to the hospital because they just want a sandwich.
The ones that go to the hospital because they are the people that go to the hospital every
fucking day.
You know, the type, like the shit.
But if you go to the hospital every day for toe pain, you can't physically prove that
someone doesn't have excruciating pain every single time.
But it's, it's one of those things where they're kind of like, like, uh, but like the thing
is they care.
They, they, they, they respect the healthcare system so much over there.
Like they, they care about it so much over there that, um, that, uh, um, they like are scared to do like anything that could be construed as like, like, uh, like healthcare, like fraud or like healthcare, like thing, because they, it's such, like, it's almost a sacred thing over there.
That like, um, uh, I don't think people should be put off from going to, uh, like a doctor
for treatment if they need it.
No, but that's the thing.
If you have a real problem, go to the hospital.
But if you don't, like, if you just go to the hospital because you're a homeless person,
you want to have a fucking sandwich in a warm bed, that, that in itself is an issue because
you have a fucking bed that could be used for somebody who's actually having a medical
issue.
But I don't think anybody should go medical, medically bankrupt.
I don't think that's, that's a thing.
I don't think it should be a thing.
Um, I don't think that you should have to pay for life-saving surgery.
Yeah, but healthcare is a business and they want as many customers as they can.
That's the thing.
But how many of those people actually pay?
You got to be fucking honest.
These homeless people are not fucking paying for that bed that they have all night.
They really fucking are.
Yeah.
So we're going to pay for it though.
Yeah, us, we're paying for it.
Fucking unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
So going back to churches being tax exempt, what about like people like Joel Olstein?
I hate Joel Olstein.
I think he's a fraud.
I think that he is a Peter pop off.
I fucking hate him.
I hate, I hate these fucking preachers that have mega churches.
It's the biggest, actually one of the biggest sins in the Bible is being, I forgot the word
for it, but it's basically being a, um,
Like a, like a fraud like person, like fraud, like using religion as like a fraud like type
thing, like using religion to gain money, which is the biggest reason why I have an
issue with these people who are, who are, um, what the fuck was I trying to say?
The people who are trying to gain money from using religion.
And that's one of the biggest reasons why I have an issue with the, uh, with, with the
way that the churches are ran now.
I think that the church teachings are good.
I think that the church itself is a good thing.
I think the way that the churches are ran, churches are ran by men.
They're not ran by God.
And that's why churches can be corrupt.
I don't think that I think that the actual teachings and I think God is good.
I think that the way churches are ran can be corrupted.
So do you think that churches should be tax exempt or should pay taxes?
Churches should do what everybody else does.
If you want somebody else to do something, you should do it.
All right.
Here's a good one.
Should the Pledge of Allegiance States, One Nation under God, should this phrase be removed?
I don't think so, but that's, that's, that's a, that's a thing that anybody can fucking
argue back and forth.
Separation of church and state.
I get that, but it's kind of like a lot.
But also fucking when the president ends his fucking speeches, he goes, God bless you and
God bless this United States.
It's kind of a traditional thing at this point.
I don't think you should say that.
All right.
So it's excluding people that aren't Christian.
Okay.
That's, that's one we'll disagree on.
I don't think we, we know where we want to get in an argument on that one.
It's just a little degree to disagree on that.
Okay.
Many societies around the world deeply value freedom of speech, freedom of thought and
ability to criticize ideas openly.
Should this include the critique of religion and faith?
Yeah.
I mean, you're doing that right now.
Yeah.
Like it's, I am like, I, I'm not saying that you shouldn't be able to do it.
Like it's, it's fine.
Like, it's just like one of those things where you're like, if I have the ability to do like
practice my religion, it should be able to be open to criticism just like anything else.
Like if you're doing something, it should be able to be open to criticism type thing.
Like anything should be open to criticism.
Like anything.
Hmm.
Talk about that.
Does religion cause more conflict than it solves?
Well, I don't think it's exactly solves a lot of conflict to be honest.
It doesn't.
I think that's, I think that's, it's a, a semantics at that point.
I've seen people who are in like war and stuff talk about when they like spared somebody
because they were religious like type thing.
But I like also, you ever hear the ceasefire during world war one for, for Christmas?
Yeah.
Like when they play like the soccer game and stuff.
Yeah.
Like they did that because it's a Christmas.
It's a Christian, it's a Christian holiday and they were all Christian.
So they stopped that fighting and they kind of realized that this fucking war is stupid.
We're fighting for, for rich men.
We're literally just kids in the fucking ditch.
Like it's, it's, it was, it was a very interesting and very like, like kind of like giving hope
for humanity type thing where it's just like these people were literally killing each other
the day before and they're playing soccer and sharing like beer and like, like chocolate
with each other and shit.
Like it's, it's, it's, it's, it's just, it's, I think that's a really uplifting story.
That it shows like the human condition, like even if you're fucking killing somebody in
the end, we're all fucking people, man.
Yeah, I guess.
But that's more of a inherent moral than a religious.
Um, that's not due to religion.
Religion.
It can be associated with it.
I think you could, it's humans would still have those like morals though, without religion.
Um, can someone believe in God and they acknowledge the theory of evolution?
I do.
Do you acknowledge evolution?
I acknowledge evolution.
Yeah.
I, I, like I was saying before on the podcast, I think that science and math and shit is
God works through a system to create everything.
And the study of the system is math and science.
Yeah.
Um, I think that humans and like they said that like a lot of the Bible is metaphorical,
I feel like.
And the creation story, um, where they said it was seven days.
Who knows what seven days is to God.
Seven days could be seven million years to God or fucking seven billion years.
I think God would know since he created himself.
Yeah.
God is so above us in a, in a, in a metaphorical and like physical sense that he is like, there
are so many things that we can't even fucking comprehend that that's, that's like that.
Well, what if God isn't a person?
God, God isn't a person.
God is a metaphysical, he's a metaphysical being like, and I said, I think I've went
over this in the podcast.
I think God is so beyond our comprehension.
We can't even fucking like if we saw God in his true form, we would fucking lose our fucking
mind.
Well, what if, what if what you think of as God now is actually just the laws of the universe?
God is the laws of the universe.
Exactly.
But like, like what's the difference between me saying that God is the laws of the universe
and you're just like, oh, it's just the laws of the universe.
The laws of the universe are laws because of a reason.
So the reason is God.
Well, we actually think in kind of the same way in that we're trying to explain the reason
and things around us and the reason the laws of the universe, you know, we're kind of the
same, but we disagree about where they came from.
I guess yeah, but because where did God come from?
God doesn't know where God came from exactly and why doesn't he?
Because he's fucking like God was here before any of us and God will be here after all of
us.
Where did you come from?
I came from my mom and my dad.
Well, before that, before you were born, what were you?
I feel like God sent me down.
I was like made for a reason.
We all have a purpose.
Yeah.
But where were you before that?
Were you in heaven already?
I think I was made at the point of like conception.
Like my soul was put into the, into the fetus.
Where was your soul before that?
It wasn't a thing.
It was like created for.
So souls can be created.
So God creates all the souls.
Can souls be destroyed?
That's an interesting question actually.
Because there's a really like interesting like theory with, with the game cyberpunk.
I know I keep going back to cyberpunk, but I've been playing it a lot.
But like in the game, the person's personality and like in grant, it's like put on an Ngram,
which is like a cyber, like, like a, it's like a USB drive almost.
And like a person's like, like personality brain, like all like their memories and stuff,
personality, like shit is put on the chip and it's called a soul killer.
But it, it's, it, it basically rips your, your personality out of your, out of your
body and puts it onto a chip.
But the whole thing in that game, or one of the things in the game is that is his soul
still in his body?
Is his soul actually put into the Ngram?
Is his, is his soul a digital soul now?
Is his consciousness a digital consciousness or was his consciousness just copied?
Like type thing.
Is it like, like if you got your, if you got your consciousness ripped out of you, is that
it's your consciousness, actually your soul.
Yeah.
Like that's, that's an interesting, like your, your soul is, is because you have a consciousness,
your body is just kind of like, what's what like, it's like a mech pretty much.
Like it's like your body is just the physical matter.
It's like the physical matter and like your soul is like, what's kind of like controlling
it like type thing.
Well, do you think that your soul, what you think of as your soul could just be your thoughts,
you're like your consciousness, which is responsible, which is explained by your brain.
That's another interesting thing.
Like when somebody's brain dead, is their consciousness still there?
Like type thing.
Like are they still there or is, did it already like leave the building?
Well, if the brain is dead, then yeah, their, their consciousness would be gone.
And then there's the moral question of keeping somebody alive on life support.
Is that like a, well, they're not technically alive because their brain dead.
Yeah.
But like, it's like, it's like, like keeping somebody's like heart beating on life support,
is that worth it?
Or is it at that point, like you can just fucking let them go for them.
It doesn't matter to them because they're dead.
But like, it could be like the moral thing is like, is their soul still in the body though?
And you're just kind of keeping it there until they're fucking like, you say it's time for
them to go type thing.
I don't think so.
I don't think.
You think, you think it already left?
You think it left what believes with brain damage?
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know if I necessarily believe in souls, but.
What do you think your consciousness is gone when your brain dead?
I believe, yeah, yeah.
So I believe like, I like sort of been open to believing in ghosts because I think your
consciousness can carry on travel to other places or other people.
So if you believe in a consciousness, like that can be in like a spiritual form, like
a ghost, what's the difference between a consciousness and a soul?
No, it kind of, it kind of is the same thing.
So if you believe that we have a soul that can be a ghost in a consciousness out of the
form of a person, could that, could that be?
Well, I'm not.
I mean, like what, what, what, what's, what's, what's stopping you from believing that there's
a God because there's a soul, where would that soul go when it doesn't become a ghost
because not every single person becomes a ghost.
Well, just because I think you have a soul doesn't mean I have to believe in God or somebody
that created it.
But where does that soul go?
That's that's what I'm asking because you're well, we don't know.
I could stick around and become a ghost, right?
Yeah.
Like you're talking about like the, like how you believe in ghosts and how ghosts can be.
I believe in spiritual stuff, like, like your soul could be reincarnated into somebody else.
Your soul could be trapped somewhere and you could be a ghost.
So you think that like the souls can go into new things type thing?
Yeah.
Okay.
I guess that that you're, you're kind of going down the line.
I mean, I believe that's a possibility.
Yeah, but you're like, you're at least open to some sort of religious ideas at least.
You're not.
I'm not, I don't want to associate them with religion or any sort of beliefs or systemic
beliefs.
You know, I get that.
Yeah.
But I think that that's could be just a, like a thing where you're like, okay, that's a,
that's a soul type thing.
What is that?
As time passes, it will become increasingly difficult for religion to stay relevant and
applicable to our lives.
Do you disagree?
No, I disagree with that.
People say that the further we get away from like that is the, is the like depth of like
religion.
So how religion is going to go out of style and stuff.
But I think that there's always going to be believers out there.
And I always think that like, no matter what's going on, there's going to be people that
believe in a, in a higher power.
Like Einstein thought that God was real.
Einstein was an atheist and the more that he researched into like religion, religion,
he goes, it's, it's, it's staggering to not believe in religion.
If you, if you actually research into stuff, because there are so many things that had
to happen for us to be the way that we are, it's almost impossible for that to happen
randomly.
Well, I think religion and science are just two different ways of trying to explain the
same thing.
That's, that's why I'm like, I believe in religious and science because I think that
science is the, is the building is like the way God did everything.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
Uh, let's see here.
Is religion a helper hindrance when used to engage in global development?
I don't understand that question.
Like if you're trying to like develop a country, okay.
Like a third world country introducing religion into it, would that be helpful?
I feel like religion should be a choice.
I don't think it should be forced on anybody.
I think that forcing religion on somebody is just as bad as, as, as, um, damning somebody
because they're not in your religion type thing, because it should be a personal choice
type thing.
So I, I guess no, I, I don't really know how to respond to that question correctly.
So yeah, that's a weird question.
Oh,
I'm going to take a quick break here.
Okay.
All right.
We're back.
Hi.
Here's a question I want to ask you.
Okay.
If God is real, then why do so many bad things happen to people?
That's a good, that's like the question that everybody asks.
It is the question that everybody asks.
If God's real, why do bad things happen?
Because you know, if God's real, why do bad things happen?
It's because people have free will and free will can affect other people's free will.
Like the murderer that walks down the street and just goes, I'm going to kill that guy
can fuck up your entire life because he decided to do that.
It's not your free will that did that.
It's not God's free will that did that.
It's that person's free will that did that.
Also childhood cancer and stuff like that.
It's like God doesn't make that.
Everybody thinks that God is the reason why this happened.
Sometimes bad things happen and bad things that happen are sometimes ways of like, you
know, you see the strength that you can get from, from shit like that.
Everybody thinks that the reason that this is how, why God, why it's like God didn't
do that.
I think that the world itself, but people pray to God like they have, like he has some
kind of control over their lives.
If God had control over our lives and like this is, this is, this is the thing that I
like to do.
If, if God was literally, you go outside and you looked up at the clouds and God's like,
hello, it's me, God, looking at you all the time.
Your free will will be gone.
You'd be like, God's watching me all the fucking time.
I'm not going to do fucking shit.
Yeah, but you know, that's my family and they pray for like good things to happen.
God's not a fucking genie.
That's, that's one thing too.
Like that, like the whole thing with like people that like pray for good things that
happen to them.
God helps those who help themselves.
So you're saying God has no control over people's lives.
God has, God can, God can do whatever the fuck he wants to these fucking God.
But I think that the way that God runs things is that God doesn't, God isn't like a genie
that will answer your fucking requests for everything.
I think that in like, for like the things that like happen and like the reasons how
I'm like God like is, is able to do things.
I think that God slightly nudges people in like a different direction sometimes.
Like he, like something happens where you're like doing something or you're doing, you're
going through some shit and like something really weird happens and it just kind of scooch
you in another direction type thing.
Like I'll give you an example.
I was going to be a mailman.
I was at like right at the beginning of COVID.
My EMT card was about to expire.
I didn't re-up on it and I'm like, I'm just going to be a mailman.
I'm done with this shit type thing.
I was going to orientation the next day.
When COVID was considered a national pandemic and EMT cards got extended for a year, the
UPS called me and they said, okay, due to the national pandemic, we are not accepting
any new hires.
Like all that shit, blah, blah, blah.
And then I got a email from New York state government that said, Hey, your EMT card just
got reinstated.
You're not going anywhere.
But it's not a bad thing.
You know, you can see it as a bad thing, but I think that the God works in mysterious
ways type things, but like it was weird that all that shit happened at the same exact time
to like keep me going in this direction.
Like it's like it's like I think things like that.
Like it's like a weird coincidence to happen at like nudge you in a certain direction.
I think yeah, I fire and fury down.
So hell yeah, I don't know if there's so much as coincidences.
Well, that's exactly what they are coincidences, but I don't think they warrant an extra.
I guess whatever you can do.
Should young people be allowed to choose their own faith instead of following what their
family believes them?
How old?
So it's the young people, probably children.
I feel like they can do whatever the fuck they want.
They're going to be pushed in a certain direction by their family because their family wants
them to be in that.
They can do whatever the fuck they want, but is it is it bad to be forced into a religion?
I think that when the person can make their own choices, they should be able to make their
own choices before that follow what your family tells you to do.
Yeah, but they can make their own choices, but they're always going to have that influence
of how they grew up being forced into a religion.
Okay, so it's going to influence their choice.
It's going to influence it, but it doesn't mean that they didn't make that choice themselves
because okay, you have that religious fucking choice and then you're like, okay, I don't
want to be a Christian anymore.
I want to do this.
It's like, okay, whatever.
Oh, this is a good one.
Religious clothing must be allowed to warn and to be worn in public.
Like a fucking what's it called?
Berkos?
Yeah, I mean, I don't see any reason why not.
Huh?
I don't see any reason why not.
I wasn't paying attention.
You say religious clothing must be allowed to be worn in public.
It must be allowed to be worn.
Like is that like your disagree?
That's a question I don't really get either.
It's kind of like a it must be allowed.
People are saying that people shouldn't be able to wear Berkos in public because it's
like a security risk or something.
No, you should be able to wear like what's your religion like?
Does it?
I don't see a reason why I can't wear like a mask and look like to the mall.
Yeah, but it's kind of like it's one of those things where it's just like their it's freedom
of religion shit.
But it's a safety hazard like if you're wearing like a whatever a Berka and you have to wear
like a ninety five or something or like P P.
Like the we see that the the the people who are religiously exempt from that they wear
like the Pappers instead and stuff instead of wearing like the the N ninety five like
you can work around things.
I think yeah like just because it makes it harder doesn't mean that you can't wear it
and you can't work around it.
So why can't you just sit?
Why can't people just say I'm from like this made up religion and then be exempt from things
like that?
I just think that's a more like correct like you have a job where you have to shave right,
but yeah people that are you know like Muslim or whatever and they have to have a beard
and a turban.
So like what do you think about that people are going to be assholes.
That's what people are.
They're just dicks.
Yeah, I don't know the clergy should be allowed to marry agree or disagree for me personally.
I think that when you sign up to be a priest or a nun or something like that you sign up
and you know what you're signing up for you are married to the church at that point type
thing like you are making that sacrifice on your own end like if you want to marry somebody
and have kids go ahead.
That's fine, but you're not going to be like a thing.
You're not going to be like a priest or a nun, but if you become a priest or none, you
know what you're signing up for.
It's like it's like a job requirement thing like like like you said like I can't grow
a beard at my job.
I know that going into the job, so I'm not going to grow a beard like I think you should
be able to.
I think it's more of a traditionalist thing saying that that's a safety thing.
The fear is all I thought you're talking about not being married.
It's a safety thing.
That's how I say it.
I'm like I'm like but like it's like one of those things.
It's like a job requirement like you know what you're signing up for when you're doing
it, so you make that choice willingly like I feel like if you don't want to do that,
don't do it type thing.
But what's the reason for that?
Why can't why can't priests get married kind of like it's like a thing where you can like
you can be open with your priest about things type thing and like especially if you're a
woman and you're going to a male priest like he's not you're gonna know that he's not like
sexually interested in you.
It's more of like a a person that you can like open.
Well he still could be especially if he's not married.
Yeah but like that's like this.
I think that's like the line of thinking like you can't get married.
You can't like you take a vow of celibacy and shit.
So you're going to be more open with that person especially if like you're a woman and
you're talking to them type thing like you're like okay he's not trying to fuck me.
I'm a person that I can like open up and talk to and it's not going to be like there's not
going to be like a sexual pressure either side of the thing type thing.
Yeah well none none's can't get married either.
Yeah but that's that was I think that's kind of like more you think nuns do each other.
You think they scissor scissoring nuns.
Did you ever did you ever hear the lesbian nun phenomenon.
Oh I think you said that.
Yeah we I think we talked about that before.
So a lot of nuns are lesbian because it's just oh it's kind of like being in prison
right.
A lot of guys turn gay in prison a lot of women mess around with other women.
Let's do another one in Christianity and Islam.
Some denominations do not allow to have female priests.
Is it fair or just gender discrimination.
It's fair for that.
It's a traditional thing.
Males can only be priests females can only be nuns.
It's one of those things where it's like it's a traditional thing.
It's it's understood that that's the traditional thing.
If you don't like it go to another denomination.
There's there's thousands of other denominations where you can have female preachers and stuff
in the specific denominations that you're in is a male only priesthood.
That's what the that's what the denomination is because like you can go to a different
denomination that has the same exact like the same exact like teachings and stuff except
that you can have like a preacher that's a female or you could have a preacher that is
able to be married and stuff.
It's just it's if you're doing that just go to the go to the different denomination like
you don't have to be that denomination type thing.
Yeah I mean I don't care if people are scrutiny against within their own religion but as long
as it doesn't like effect like say it was like affecting regular society like people
said that women can have jobs or something or like women can't drive a job as good as
man can women can't drive in Sharia law.
Yeah that's fucked up.
I don't agree with that last time.
Yeah we don't I don't agree with Sharia law.
Sharia law is a fucked up fucking system well that's that's a system that came from religion.
It came from that's a role of Islam fucked up man all religions fucked up man.
I don't discriminate based on fucked up of religions but that law came from from ancient
times right when men thought they were basically better than women and controlled controlled
women who says they're not.
Oh my good no we're going to get canceled again fuck all right.
I think I think I was a good debate.
I think I definitely won that debatable by the you be the judge.
Do you be the judge.
I think that I think how we both we both made some good points and a lot of things and I
think that you know coming out of it I don't think either side won I think we agreed on
those things.
Just just a different way of looking at things.
Yeah so let's talk about some other shit.
What do you what else what do you want to talk about.
I can I can I wrote something down here.
Oh I was thinking about I was going to tell down this but he couldn't make it today and
he's going to be here Sunday.
Yeah oh this is going to be a week of a double episode.
We're going to see two uploads in this week so and then and then Ali back can make it
because he's a fucking flake fuck you Ali back fucking cut time next time he comes out
I'm going to be like a special special guest on the Alex McDonald.
Yeah well I say oh yeah I was thinking about how Dan said that one in ten people are really
fucking so down that they can do anything for themselves and I was taking the class
today for work, an online class and there was like three and a half people that were
fucking stupid and they just kept asking questions like the stupid dumbest questions and there
was like so there was like thirty six people in the class right okay and I would say about
three and a half of them were stupid.
So I just thought I would give them credit for his talk about that.
Yeah, I think dance math is correct one and ten people is really fucking up.
Oh my God, I wish I was there for the first episode. You guys talked about so much
fucking good shit. We were fucking you went super in a depth in the fucking
building seven and he did a whole bunch of fucking shit about like fucking like
minerals. I'm like that's fucking cool and the BPA is in the one yeah the BPA
in the water and shit. I can talk about minerals or whatever yeah like I guys
dude I gotta wait till fucking Dan and Ali Mack are here and we can fucking go into
like a fucking power fucking four hour fucking shit like I think Sunday is going
to be legendary. I don't know why I'm going to look into some way more fucking
interesting stuff. There's so much shit in my fucking brain that we can talk about
but like bouncing it off. Everybody's interesting but I think that the two
person podcast is a lot more intimate like just talking back and forth to each
other. Yeah, we're no
lovely body.
Playing last time, what's that? I can I can like I can like play music now and
that can be in the podcast yeah. Oh, we can talk about some shit that like have
videos attached to them then
porn music, porn music.
Oh God,
what the fuck? This is scary man. I don't like this man. How is this for
music? This sounds like dark ambient industrial. This does. This is awful.
Who wants to have sex to that? Oh fuck. I gotta send you a video.
He's for music. Here we go.
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Yo,
dude, I the episode fucking picture better be it better fucking be
the fucking picture of John Lennon. I'll be upset if it's not. It will be.
I don't think that actually works for recording. Fuck. That's all right.
I'll send you this video later. That probably would be too racy for the podcast.
Look up. Let me see here.
Look up Sam Hyde. I'm coming to kill you. Meme.
Sam Hyde, Sam Hyde, I'm coming to kill you.
Sam Hyde, I'm coming to kill you. I'm coming to your house.
Yeah, I'm coming to your house to kill you.
Real life. Yeah.
Look at the video and play the audio for it and we'll talk about it after.
Let me see. Hold on.
I'm going to pause it because it's not it's not recording the audio.
All right. This is the video.
You got anyone you want to call out in the heavyweight division?
Oh, you know it's not.
You know that has gone by.
I'm coming to kill you.
She's not at your house or in the ring.
No, in real life,
I can't even become obsessed with him and wear his makeup and his dresses.
And he was a skin as a coach.
The ancient Irish did.
Well, that's your winner.
Some.
What the fuck was it?
So Sam Hyde.
Interesting fucking fellow.
Very edgy comedian on the Internet.
He's been canceled.
He had a TV show on an adult swim called
Million Dollar Extreme that got canceled for being, quote unquote, alt right.
He's done a lot of edgy material.
And the guy that he just called out at the end of his boxing match is Hassan
Piker, and Hassan Piker is what we like to call a rich fucking communist.
And this fucking communist motherfucker owns a fucking million dollar mansion.
And he says tax the rich.
We got to fucking eat the rich.
My motherfucker.
You have a fucking million dollar mansion that you're doing shit in.
And he's fucking always being like punch Nazis.
We're going to punch Nazis, man.
That's what we're going to do.
We're going to punch Nazis.
Hassan Piker, you're a fucking pussy.
I'll find you and kill you myself in Minecraft.
But but he's just an actor.
And Hassan Piker is like this fucking douchebag.
And he's also a guy that said that America deserved 9 11.
But is he that or is he just playing a character?
No, no, that's actually what he fucking believes, man.
Like he's like a political, like a political commentator type guy.
So Sam Hyde fucking hates this guy, fucking despises him.
And he called them out.
And he's been trying to call him out for a boxing match for fucking years
because Hassan has been saying that Sam Hyde is a Nazi for like fucking five
years now, and then he's all I'm going to punch a Nazi.
And then when he has a chance to punch somebody who he's called a Nazi,
he's a fucking pussy.
He hasn't been fucking to anything.
And he says that if a mentally ill Nazi calls you out and he says he's going to
kill you and come to your house, like that's terrifying.
It's just like you can obviously tell that's a joke.
He's not going to actually go to your house and fucking kill you.
Like but like fucking Hassan Piker, the reason why I wanted to show that video,
Hassan Piker reacted to that video and he said that he was terrified for his life.
He thinks that he's actually going to get killed by him.
Like that's obviously a joke.
Like you can see WWE.
No, that was just a boxing match.
It was a YouTuber boxing match.
And he said he's going to kill him.
And like he like Hassan Piker, you're a fucking pussy for not fighting Sam Hyde.
You're not going to listen to this.
But Hassan Piker, you're a fucking pussy.
Fuck you, man.
Like man the fuck up.
You want to punch a Nazi punch this motherfucker.
He's going to find you and he's going to kill you in your house.
I don't understand the appeal of like boxing, like fighting sports.
It's so fucking fun, man.
My guy is kind of fun to watch, but I don't think it would be fun to do.
I don't want to get box for ten years.
It was so fucking fun, man.
So fun.
Oh, my God.
Maybe maybe it's just too many BPAs in the water that make me more feminine.
You're more feminine, bro.
You can't fucking do.
I don't understand the appeal.
Like it's cool to watch in a movie.
We'll fight each other right around a TV show,
but it's just like watching it just because it just feels unnecessary.
Sure.
You're a fucking idiot.
You don't fucking understand manly shit.
You don't understand, bro, like you don't understand, bro.
You gotta move the ambulance, bro.
We're going the box.
I think your gender rules were screwed up when you were a child.
My generals gender rules.
What do you think about gender roles?
You think like you think we should like stop boys from playing with like girls?
Shit. I have my son, but you know, gay
we have a no gays in my home.
Well, it's like a topic of debate, right?
That people usually talk about, I guess.
Yeah, but holy shit like
it's fucking insane that we're agreeing with each other on shit when nobody's
fucking here,
like people like whatever, like we have other people here.
We fucking just argue back and forth, but when we actually talk to each other,
we actually get fucking some way.
Yeah, I guess.
Well, what do you think about the gender roles?
I think that gender roles are there for a reason.
Oh my god,
I can't be.
I can't tell if you're being facetious.
How
what do you think I'm actually trying to say?
Huh?
We'll leave it ambiguous.
Are you saying we should be sexually ambiguous like nine non binary?
No.
What do you?
What do you think about those people who are what's it called non binary that say
like you can't refer to me as here?
She.
I think they're fucking asshole.
Like if I'm going to come back, be like, hey, guys, how's it going?
Like, actually, I'm not I don't refer to myself as guy or girl.
I refer to myself as they them.
I'll be like, OK, they then get the fuck out of here.
If you're going to fucking force me to use your fucking language, fuck you, dude.
I'm not fucking doing my shit.
I'm just trying to have a fucking nice conversation with you.
And you're going to tell me to go fuck myself.
Eat a cock, you fucking
I just don't understand it.
It doesn't make fucking sense.
Like you don't identify with either gender.
It's like, OK, are you a fucking alien?
What the fuck are you talking about?
My guy, you can't call me my guy.
You have to call me my they them like fuck you, dude.
Listen, you're such a fucking asshole, dude.
Like you're just doing that to be a fucking dick, man.
I actually feel like I'm not a male or a woman.
I'm like, OK, I also feel like I want to punch you in your fucking face.
Fuck you, man.
You're so fucking annoying.
Fuck you.
What the fuck, man?
Like you're just doing this shit just to fucking piss me off.
Like I really feel like a lot of these people just do this shit to piss you off.
I think a lot of this fucking SJW fucking LGBT fucking plus community fucking shit.
I think it's literally done just for fucking attention, man.
I really just to piss you off, piss me off in particular.
How do we piss Tyler?
No, but I really think that it's a lot of these things are done because the hip
thing to do nowadays, like I really think that not many people,
how many people were non binary back in the day?
Zero.
Like people are like, well, they weren't able to come out and talk about it.
It's like, no, it's fucking made up bullshit.
Like, OK, gay people, they're a thing.
They fuck dudes as a guy.
Lesbians are a thing.
They're girls that fuck girls.
Fucking fucking bisexual.
They go both ways.
They fuck guys and girls.
But guess what? Fucking I'm non binary.
That doesn't fucking exist.
I do this actually.
I'm actually sitting here and I don't think that I'm a gender fluid individual.
What the fuck are you talking about?
And then they're like, well, they weren't able to come out and do it.
It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
This fucking doesn't exist.
This never was a thing before.
You're just fucking making this shit up as you go along.
I feel like more and more shit is fucking made up as the days go along.
It's fucking ridiculous.
Like, hey, I'm a fucking zebra sexual.
I only fuck things with zebra stripes.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What the fuck?
Are furries part of that fucking LGBT fucking shit?
I fucking I'm wearing a fucking first.
I only fuck people that look like dogs.
Like what the fuck is going on, man?
Ah,
I think if anybody's still listening at this point, that will were canceled.
Like what the fuck man?
Just Dave Chappelle on that shit.
We're going to get more canceled than Dave Chappelle.
How am I going to get more?
I'm just being honest, man.
This shit doesn't fucking this is fucking out of control.
That's exactly what Dave Chappelle said.
It really fucking like gay people exist.
Lesbians exist.
Bisexual people exist.
Transgender.
So listen, bro, I don't want to get canceled.
So it's fucking out of control, man.
I'm sick of this fucking bullshit.
This is fucking out of control, man.
Fucking pansexual.
I'm hiding my pots and pans from you, motherfucker.
You're going to fuck my pants.
Get out of here, man.
I know it's not that, but I'm hiding my fucking pants just in case.
Fuck you.
This shows a satire.
I hope everybody knows that.
I don't think everybody knows.
Do you have to start off every podcast with a disclaimer that this is satire?
No, I don't think you're actually supposed to say that.
Here we go.
Well, this is satire.
That was the original idea of the podcast.
But I think we all bring our real beliefs to the table.
It's a mix of real beliefs and satire.
You can pick out which ones.
Yeah, I think that's the fun of it.
You don't know whether you're going to get canceled
because you can't really say anything anymore.
Right. Yeah.
I feel like me saying that would get me canceled pretty much anyway.
Well, we're not famous, so we're not going to get canceled.
But like Dave Chappelle and Alex Jones.
Well, Alex Jones said was kind of worse.
But Dave Chappelle, what do you think about him getting canceled?
It's bullshit.
Absolute horse shit.
It's shit of a horse.
Well, I don't know if he actually got canceled or here.
Mr. Hands.
No, look up Mr.
Hands, Mr.
Hands,
Unum, claw, horse, sex case.
Yeah, look into it, man.
Click, click the link to it.
It was a series of incidents of two thousand five
involving Kenneth Pian, a man who was fucked to death by a horse for Boeing
and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington, a truck driver.
They filmed and distributed
zeuphyllic pornography of Pian receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias
Mr. Hands after engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over and on a span
of time, Pinyon received his fatal injuries and once.
So he got fucked to death by a horse.
Yeah, like and he was like into that.
Yeah, cool.
I think that like that kind of shit is where we should fucking draw the line
before that, like that's the fucking type of shit that I'm like,
but what fucking draw a line if you don't get fucked by a horse?
What the fuck, man?
Why do we need to draw that line?
Because you should get fucked by a horse.
No, but but
we need to draw that line on me.
Well, why do you feel that that need exists?
Because there's people who have been fucked to death by a horse.
That's a real fucking thing.
What the fuck are you talking to?
Why will somebody fuck the monkey to get AIDS?
That's like a lie.
No, it's not.
We talked about this.
Yeah, it's a it's a it's a misconstrued kiss to fucking misconstrued.
Somebody fucked a bat to get covered.
That's how that's how it went.
You know, the saying like you screwed the pooch type thing.
It literally just means you fuck the dog.
I read about this man's deaths.
It's fucking out of control, man.
The sergeant from the sheriff's office
said that typically men were having sex with the horse on the property of James
Michael Tate, a truck driver who lives in the trailer next to the farm.
But on this particular night, my understanding is that the horse was
particularly receptive,
so
and you and Tate and a third identified man snuck into the barn of south east
for forty fourth street.
The men would often visit the farm for sexual
like.
What the fuck is this shit man?
I recorded taping, a little penetrated by a stallion known as Big Dick.
What
after finishing tape, then filmed pinion being annually penetrated by the same
horse during this incident, in units sustained internal injuries, including a
perforated colon,
the giant horse cock,
of a cute pair tonight.
You never heard of Mr Hands? No. Oh my God, it's out of control.
What do you and there's like three people that do that see everything,
every like weird thing that's out there, or every fucked up thing. There's at
least like you know five people in any given location that are like into that
thing
like well, I what they're in like the Seattle area, Washington, the probably
like hey,
I like to fuck horses, Wilson, Seattle likes a fuck horse, who else in Seattle
like to go, of course it's like the
what do you call it like the you know, like serial killers team up
yeah,
like the what's his name, the sniper case, the DC sniper yeah or
the any serial killer gangs. You know, why did you why do you even have me
like this?
I just want more people to know about it to guys after math to that one horse,
a video after his death, a video circulated on the internet
of Kenneth engaging in receptive anal intercourse with a horse. The video was
nicknamed Mr Hands or two guys, one horse, the video and attended originally
to sexually gratify the viewer became one of the internet's first of all
reaction videos. Wait, they actually like they upload it yeah man. Oh, on
his podcast, the Joe Rogan experienced, Joe Rogan showed the video to his two
guests
on two separate episodes. So Joe Rogan
just goes up to the place, a video of a guy getting
to do that. We should just have a guess on here and just show him a video of
a guy getting
a show Jason. Have you ever seen two girls on Coke? Yes, I have not. It's bad.
I don't know why you'd want to watch that. It was a shock video back when I
was fucking fucking eight years old. That's all that shit. I just don't know
why you'd want to watch that.
I looked up some of the best would you rather questions. So let's let's see.
All right. Would you rather have the ability to see ten minutes into the
future or 150 years into the future? Probably 150 years just because I want
to know what it would be like. You wouldn't want to know what happens like
10 minutes from now. I don't think it's very useful. There's not much you can
do. There's not many situations where you can prevent something that's going
to happen in 10 minutes. Yeah, but 150 years you wouldn't be alive to see it
type shit. But it's cool to see what everything will be like. What if it was
all ash? Yeah, post a lot post a pop post apocalyptic nightmare. Okay, number
two. Would you rather have telekinesis, the ability to move things with your
mind or telepathy, the ability to read minds?
I guess reading minds. I don't know shit with my brain like that'd be fucking
super useful. Well, they both they will sound useful. Okay. Would you rather be
forced to sing along or dance along to every song that you hear?
Well, sing along because I already practically do that, I guess. Yeah.
Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade? I'd
say fucking coma for a decade. You don't realize that you're in a coma. You wake
up 10 years later. Yeah, it's definitely better than going to jail, I guess. I
don't want to get fucked by Mr. Hand.
Did you see Mr. Hand in jail?
Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or one night stand
with your celebrity crush?
That's the first one.
Okay, would you rather be chronically underdressed or overdressed? What does
that even mean? Like would you rather like wear like a hoodie and sweatpants
to a funeral or would you rather wear like a suit and tie to go to Burger King?
I always feel awkward. Like I had to go. I had to dress up or something recently
and I went to Storz and there's a guy in front of me and he's like yeah,
you're looking sharp man. I was like oh my god, this is exactly why I didn't
want to go to Storz.
So yeah, I hate that. I guess I'd rather be underdressed. Would you rather have
everyone know everyone you know, be able to read your thoughts or for everyone
you know to have access to your internet history?
Have everyone know, read your thoughts yeah or have everybody know your internet
history at all times?
Well, I guess I already speak my mind enough, so it doesn't really matter if
people have access to my thoughts because I'm a pretty straight shooter.
Alright.
Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life
or give up internet for the rest of your life? I'm pretty sure heating is a
necessary thing to live, so I guess heating I'd want. Yeah, people didn't have
internet back in the day yeah, but back in my day fucking heat. Well, people
don't have heat back in the day either, so that kind of s but no at no point
did they have internet no heat. Would you rather swim in a pool of maple
syrup or Nutella
that both maple syrup?
They both seem that would be gross. They both seem terrible. I feel like maple
syrup would be like more sticky. Would you so rather swim in a pool of cum or
blood
blood? Yeah, I mean, I'm okay with that. I guess.
Would you rather labor under hot sun or extreme cold? I'd say cold. Cold. What
do you like the cold? What do you like the cold? What are you fucking from
Alaska? Go back to Alaska, man. Look at this guy. He's from Alaska. This guy
right here. Fucking Iceman. Hell yeah, Iceman. Would you rather stay in a snow
day or build a fort? That's just I don't know. Building forts can be fun, but I'm
not really I don't really care either way. Would you rather have a personal
maid or a personal chef? I'd say made. I don't want to clean. Yeah, bro. I
already look. I already cook so can be the chef.
Would you rather be 11 feet tall or nine inches tall? I'd say 11 feet tall. I'd
rather be nine foot tall and be a Chinese and be a super soldier.
Would you rather be an extra in an Oscar winning movie or the lead in box office
bomb? Depends on how much I'm getting paid. Yeah, I guess there's a lot of bombs
out there that you paid good money. They've paid. Yeah, a lot of money for
look at like every Nicholas Cage movie. Would you rather vomit on your hero or
have your hero vomit on you? There goes my hero.
I guess I'll vomit on my hero because it'd be funny. That would be funny.
Who's your hero?
There are no heroes. I don't think I have one. No, like the Pope.
Can you imagine someone saying he's this old fucker? He's like this nine year
old fucker. He's my hero. What's the deal with the Pope? Anyway, he's the Pope.
Well, would you rather be royalty a thousand years ago or an average person
today and be an average person today? I want to be royalty of the people that
were royalty back then were like had it made? Why would you not want to be a
person, a royalty one thousand years ago? Because you know
you're living in the fucking middle ages. Oh, a thousand years ago. That was
those the middle ages one thousand and twenty two. Yes. So what what fucking
time period was that was the middle ages? Yes,
no, I mean I'm not shit in the fucking street. Fuck that
you're not shooting the street. You're shooting in the palace because you're
the fucking there's no plumbing in the fucking middle ages. Yeah, but you can
shit on a toilet made of gold. Would you rather wear the same socks for a month
and the same underwear for a week? I'd go underwear.
I don't like that question.
Would you rather work an overtime shift with your annoying boss or spend a day
with your mother in law?
What I'd say overtime shifts with annoying boss could at least I'm getting
paid. No, no, definitely not because
especially if you're if you don't like the boss,
would you rather have a sing off of Ariana Grande or a dance off of Rihanna?
Neither. I fucking hate both of them. Same.
Would you rather always have B.O. and not know it or always smell B.O. on
everybody else?
Oh, I guess have it and not know it. Yeah. Would you rather watch nothing but
Hallmark Christmas movies or nothing but horror movies? Well, harm our Christmas
movies are fucking terrible, so I'd watch some horror movies. Oh, all I watch
is horror movies, so I feel like that's a skewed question. Would you rather
always be ten minutes late or always be twenty minutes early? Twenty minutes
fucking early. That's what I am all the time. Anyways, if I was Ali Mac, I
would always be ten minutes late. Well, I would be an hour late actually.
Would you spend a week in the forest or a night in a real haunted house? Oh
baby, you already know I spend a night in a haunted house. You already fucking
know. Have you watched the most recent episodes of Ghost Adventures, the
Devil's Den one or did you? Did you watch the like the ones that are have
premiered this month? Yeah, I've been watching them bro. They're so like
they're getting so like dramatic about everything, but he's fucking staring at
fucking Jane. He's just like I couldn't fucking leave. He's just like yeah,
man, I know I couldn't leave man. It's just like yeah, man, I know you're gonna
fight this man. He's like I couldn't fucking leave. They're just like Jay,
Jay, I want to fucking kill you right staring at Jay. Why is it always Jay?
Jay's a Santa like I don't know man. I just want to fucking go. I think the
one dude that kept on going back into the room where he wasn't supposed to in
sex like listen, man, don't fucking go back in that room. I was telling you
don't fucking go back in that room. What the fuck man? They've just become a
spectacle. Oh, it's so fucking funny. It's kind of like this podcast because
it's like they don't take themselves too seriously. Oh my God, I fucking love
Ghost Adventures. Well, that was the that was the show that turned me on to go
something. Yeah, so do you think that show is fake? I think that's fake. Oh
my God, I think Ghost Adventures is fake. I think the first couple of seasons
were real and then they kept on having to fucking you know, get people to watch.
So they're like, I think some of the stuff is real and I think some of the
stuff they have to plant because if they went all this fucking way to like
fucking like England or something to do an investigation and they didn't get
anything, that's a lot of wasted money and a lot of wasted time. So I think
that some of the stuff that they get is real and I think some of the stuff is
just planted because you know you're doing TV show. Well, that would suck if it was.
I don't know man. There's a lot of things on there that are debatable,
but yeah, we're all for debatable here on on title podcast
Zach Bagans, the muscle ghost hunter
fucking.
We watched the we watched the Zach Bagans and we watched the Ghost Adventures
documentary like the first like episode of Ghost Adventures at Mohawk, Emily.
Yeah, I watched the fucking that out.
No, I love that movie. Yeah, but we
we watched that and it's fucking great because like it's like Zach Bagans and
the gang when they were our age, they're like mid 20s. Yeah, Zach Bagans was 25
in that video. Did you just scratch me?
Did you just scratch me, but his reaction at the end of that one was
pretty funny when the when the
I was a second story wind neck. Yeah, Nick jumped out the window or something.
They jumped at a second story window to get away from a fucking ghost.
You think goes can be seen on camera like you think
there was like that footage of operations is true. I think that
there's a
actual
I think there's a lot of actual evidence out there, but I think there's a lot of
fake shit out there to
a lot of times. I've seen things with my own eyes and I haven't picked them up
on camera
and a lot of times I've seen things on camera that I didn't pick up my own eyes,
so I think sometimes like a spectrum type thing like a lot. There's a theory
that ghosts are on a different like spectrum, like they're more ultraviolet
or they're like
ultraviolet or infrared type things, like how an infrared camera can pick up
something that your physical eyes can't or like an ultraviolet camera can pick
up things that we can't normally see. I think that ghosts are sometimes on a
different like wavelength than we can see. That's why we can only hear parts of
what they're saying when you listen to like Spirit Box or something or like a
digital recorder or something like it can record things that you can't hear
because on a different wavelength type thing.
I think that's like an actual like thing that like, but like there's other times
when like you can physically see stuff like you can see like a shadow move or
something like. I think that sometimes like they can. I feel like they're kind
of like ever changing type thing like they change between like ultraviolet
infrared and like visible light type things. Yeah,
I just really wish we could see the full spectrum full spectrum man. We gotta do
a Halloween episode next week.
It's gonna be the Thursday before Halloween. Oh yeah right. Halloween. We
gotta go like go something or something. We'll figure out something
until the podcast goes goes hunting.
Yeah, but we can't fucking upload fucking visual things on Spotify. Can we
now we'll make a YouTube channel yeah untitled YouTube subscribe subscribe
please. We need to we need to subscribers yeah like we made that we
made this ghost adventures like parody video. We'll upload that on our on our
untitled fucking channel. Those adventures of ambulance nine. I think we
could do some cool shit with like editing like we could have like the like like
photos of each of us like like artist renditions of each of us. Yeah, and I
have like the thing we could we could do something on YouTube. I think I want to
do a like a found footage movie. I go found footage horror movie I can make
with my camera. The fuck was that? Oh, it's a talk about ghosting shit. I got
freaked out fucking the hose for my son pump just turned on. That was fucking
scary. I was like holy shit like ghosts. Yeah, I want to do like a
yeah like a found footage horror movie and have it be stuff like that project
type. Yeah, have it like come down here and like wait till that thing turns on
or something and just like be freaked out by it like holy shit. No fuck.
I got like a nature trail by my house that we could do the found footage in.
If you wanted to yeah,
all right.
Yeah, we'll wrap it up. All right, so that was episode seven with special
guest Jason that's no longer here. We'll be we'll be back soon. We got another
podcast coming up Sunday with all the boys, hopefully all of them. If Ali Mac
doesn't fucking flake again, but thank you guys for listening and I am Tyler Lee
with Casey O'Neill and we are out to each other and yourself for all we know
robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people
out there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck did
the year has come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling
me that they didn't die and become ghosts. They're killing. They're killing
already born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist as somewhere in
China. All right. In some days, what the fuck? There are super soldiers that are
at least nine or ten feet tall. Okay. I'm talking to the side from the super
soldiers and they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with terrorists. I do not listen to this.
We are not.
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus. You feel
bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I
think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds. They
know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able
to raise and they are going to make them so fucking real. They're going to sink
money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage,
they're going to be able to convince you that thing is fucking real. You can cut
it open. You're going to see blood cuts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their
technology is absolutely vile. Which, by the way, big brother, is the overlord
of the universe.
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay. I'm not fucking lying.
It's fucking real. Okay. Look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing this
shit. George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm. He
says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was
having a great fucking time. George Soros is the fucking devil. Okay. He's not
fucking doing this shit. George Soros is fucking evil. He's the actual fucking
ringleader for all this shit. He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it. Everybody likes Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the
fucking word person out there. Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump. He's not the
actual fucking leader. It's George Soros. It's Bill Gates. It's fucking Elon
Musk. It's everyone out there. Everybody's got Trump. It's so cool.
Everybody's saying, Elon Musk is so cool. He made like a place for himself.
The actual government is trying, the actual school government, which is
George Soros and all the fucking Nazis, are actually the ones that control fucking
the Holm. The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking building. The pain
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