For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Do you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as we speak.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
They are not from the cyborgs, they have dreaded super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.
I do not negotiate with terrorists, I do not listen to things.
Hello and welcome to episode 6 of Untitled.
I'm here with Tyler and Dan.
Howdy.
Yeah, what up?
Today we're here for the emergency podcast in the news of Alex Jones granting the one
billion dollar settlement.
One billion?
That is crazy.
Okay, so he got charged.
He wasn't even charged with anything.
They just sued him.
So technically it's not like an actual jailable offense.
It's not a crime.
It's like a defamatory suit.
Defamation, yeah.
But a billion dollars.
Even the highest estimation of Alex Jones' wealth is 200 million dollars.
That's like on the high end, that's what the, if he didn't have any taxes taken out or anything,
that's how much money he would have.
But he obviously has less than 200 million dollars.
And even if he had 200 million dollars, a billion fucking dollars for the lawsuit.
A billion dollars is like, so if you picture like Advanced Auto Parts, O'Reilly's Auto
Zones, all those stores, they do like a billion dollars of that whole industry is worth a
billion dollars.
So Alex Jones himself, yeah, Alex Jones isn't worth that much money, about 200 million dollars.
But that's just just crazy to me because like you can sue somebody and you can take their
whole livelihood away.
Like, is he going to be paying this back until he's like dead?
Let's be real.
That's the actual fucking real.
He's not going to pay the the the actual like powers that be or fucking terrified of Alex
Jones.
They were fucking terrified.
So they're like, what can we nail him on?
Yeah, like Sandy Hook, he fucked up on Sandy Hook.
Everybody agrees the fucked up on Sandy Hook.
Even the people that love Alex Jones agreed that he fucked up on Sandy Hook and then he
agrees that he fucked up on Sandy Hook and but then they're like, okay, a billion
dollars.
That's not for the families anymore.
Like suing somebody for a billion dollars.
That's just trying to politically destroy somebody and financially destroy.
It's a fucking hit job.
It's literally a fucking hitch.
They're so scared of what he had to say that they're like, okay, we're going to try to
take everything away from him.
But the thing is with Alex Jones, he's so fucking crazy.
All he needs is like a fucking iPhone and like a fucking like like he could be in the
woods with just an iPhone and ranting into the thing and people would still listen to
him.
This is true.
Was the inspiration for the podcast?
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah, influences.
He's one of the influences.
I'm looking at some some wonderful images of Mr. Jones here.
What do you think that no, go ahead.
No, this is true.
Yeah, like look for a billion dollars.
Like no, they won a billion dollars.
Like he got like they actually said that they that he's gonna they're gonna get the bill.
It's nine hundred and like fifty six million dollars.
But like it's close enough to a billion where it's well, it's nine hundred fifty six plus
another forty to another.
So yeah, it's over a billion dollars.
That's insanity, dude.
I'm reading it right now.
Yeah, nine hundred sixty five million dollars.
Let me look it up.
So you think he's not going to pay it back and he's going to get arrested?
He won't get arrested because there's a there's a thing where you can't sue somebody out of
their like life like well, I thought his homes were being put up his homes already were put
up, but like the whole thing, the whole thing is like I think there's an actual law that
you can't like sue somebody to the point where they can't like live anymore.
Yeah, like cuz yeah, but if you're a celebrity who has two hundred million dollars and you
go to like for like having a income of what that's a thing or class person.
He lives in Texas and Texas has a law where you can't sue somebody over two million dollars.
Really?
So technically and he lives in Texas and they like but the courts, the courts were in were
in where the fuck was Sandy Hook, Connecticut.
I think it was Connecticut.
But like they did the courts there.
But because his home state is Texas, technically he still falls under Texas law.
Now hold on a sec.
One hundred and sixty five million dollars.
Let me look, let me look something up.
Keep talking.
Yeah.
So like, like I think because of the Texas law, he might have a fucking scapegoat where
he'll just fucking give him two million and that's that.
But it's not just that because the lawyer against Alex Jones himself said that this
isn't just for the money.
They want to take Alex Jones off the air so he'll never be able to talk again.
That's an act.
I look like they heat.
That's an actual quote that he said.
I bet they do because they're probably not trying to hide that because they want to punish
him.
I'm looking at an article right now from the New York Times, aka fucking communist propaganda
is called.
I worked for Alex Jones and I regret it.
Everybody like let's be real.
Alex Jones has like a cult following almost.
Like he's like pretty much like a cult leader at this point, but like do you silence somebody
like is a thing like if you're if you're actually thinking that Alex Jones was like this dangerous
of a fellow and you fucking tried to cut out his tongue.
It's like the old saying when you cut out somebody's tongue, you don't prove them wrong.
You prove them right.
Yeah, well, let's talk about going to see it that way and talk about the case about
what he said.
Do you think that what he said guarantees a one billion dollar fee in court?
The thing is he said that he thought that it could be crisis actors.
He said that he admitted that he said that he wanted the right to question to be a thing
and the right to question is a thing that you can actually, you know, have.
It's like the right to question things isn't like the thing is he never overstepped like
the first amendment like free speech like let you say whatever the freedom of speech
is fucking dead brother.
It is that it is fucking dead.
I cannot say a fucking and this podcast I will use as my freedom of speech and I will
say anything.
We don't care.
This is the cancel episode rather fucking canceled and we don't care shit shit.
I'm on speech the first amendment brother, Sandy Hook was a fucking hoax.
That's that's not true.
I believe that Sandy Hook was real.
Sandy Hook was a bunch of fucking crisis actors.
Alex Jones was right and they silenced him.
Dude, I mean you got to look at like other like fines for a billion dollars.
I don't think there's ever been a case for a billion dollars, but that's the thing.
Like even like settlements against corporations aren't that high entire corporations that
did really egregious things.
Martin Luther King's family sued the United States government and won and they didn't
get a billion dollars.
That's a whole thing that we can get it.
That's just an egregious amount that honestly that judge just needs to be fired.
That judge.
It's a political agenda.
It really is like that's like a very biased judge.
Yeah, it's like to the point where it's ridiculous.
Yeah, like it doesn't do any any justice.
No pun intended to the justice system.
It just makes it look like a joke.
Yeah, it's like like I said before like actually I didn't say it on the podcast, but I said
it to the group.
This is like setting a nuclear bomb to take out an an hill type thing.
Yeah, like sure he deserves to get punished.
Okay, that's that's I think that's all the thing is he doesn't even deserve like legally.
He doesn't deserve to get punished morally.
He does.
Okay, but like.
It's like okay, you can like you can you can smack them.
Yeah, but you can be part of the fucking KKK and you won't get publicly sued and all that
shit.
I mean you'll be morally wrong.
What I'm talking about more.
I'm talking about freedom of speech here brother freedom of speech.
I agree with also you should as much as fucking we dislike the KKK and fucking all that shit
way.
Well, how can we how can we can be part of the KKK and you can be racist and all the
shit, but Alex Jones says something about crisis actors and he gets his freedom of speech
violated yeah, because they don't care the freedom of your your rights end where their
power begins Jesus.
Yeah, this I'm looking up the largest health care fraud settlement in history.
It was like two point three billion dollars paid by Pfizer right Pfizer, huh?
Yeah, Pfizer.
So interesting.
Oh yeah, that's like a known thing that they have the largest like fine in history interesting
ha and it's and it's like double what Alex Jones has to pay even though people were
actually really hurt by this, but not that they weren't hurt by the Sandy Hook thing,
but that's just somebody speaking the wrong opinion Alex Jones is just a single person
though as opposed to Pfizer, which is the whole company.
Yeah.
I mean, you said that he's the leader of the of the rag tag group of fucking retards that
fucking tried to do shit.
I mean, are they completely right?
But like, did you ever hear the fucking insane fucking messages that this one lady was sending
to the families of the Sandy Hook?
He's like, you're a fucking Jew.
I'm going to find you and I'm going to cut your balls off.
You said that?
I got you.
Oh, fuck.
There's Alex Jones.
No, no, no, no.
There's like some fucking psycho bitch that like was one of his followers and like she
got arrested for for making criminal threats and then one of her like like like one of
her conditions for release is that she's never able to watch info wars ever again.
How can you stop somebody monitor?
Well, I mean, I think I can monitor computer woman calls Sandy Hook, bro.
Freedom of speech is dead.
Oh yeah, you say something that somebody doesn't like anymore and I'm all for like,
like saying, saying the right thing and saying the good thing and all that stuff, but but
you got to have freedom of speech because if you don't have opposing opinions and everything's
just like this perfect world, that's just like like futuristic to tall, terrianism.
Well, we're already going to a corporate artocracy.
Oh yeah, and it's so obvious when somebody has said something.
Like that somebody powerful didn't like because every media article you see about that person
is vetted.
It just like like right now it's like Bill Murray, like every news article I see about
him is something he did.
Somebody didn't like him.
He said something that he shouldn't have and it's just like they turn this weaponized media
against them.
It's the same.
It's the thing.
Bill Murray was beloved by a lot like a Bill Murray is my favorite actor.
Like he really is like that's an honest thing.
Like Bill Murray has always been my favorite actor.
I love them in Ghostbusters.
I love them in Life Aquatics.
Fantastic film, very underrated film.
Not many people watched it on Life Aquatic.
Watch it.
But Bill Murray, like fucking like, you know, like Caddy Shaq and shit like he was fucking
so fucking funny and also watch Stripe, Stripe fucking hell yeah.
Yeah.
Are we training sir?
So like Bill Murray, and also that's another thing that Bill Murray, Bill Murray didn't
take shit from anybody.
Like nothing.
Like Bill Murray was like, I don't give a shit.
Bill Murray would go around to people at restaurants like when he got like older, like in like
his like, you know, like, you know, back in like 2010s area, he'd go up to people in restaurants
to take one French fry off their plate and eat it.
And he goes, no one will believe you.
Like that's so fucking funny.
Like that's, that's a, that's a fucking funny guy right there.
Bill Murray came up and ate a French fry off my plate.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bill Murray came up and ate a French fry off my plate.
Also Bill Murray, like these insane stories about Bill Murray, Bill Murray fucking went
to a college frat party.
Like they're like, they're having like a frat party and Bill Murray just walks inside and
they're like, wait a minute, are you Bill Murray?
He's like, yeah.
He goes, you guys want some more beer?
And they go, yeah, sure.
And he goes, yeah, I'm going to go down to the store.
What kind of beer you guys want?
And he came back and he just, he just hung out with a whole bunch of frat bros all night.
And then he's just like, all right.
And they, they said he just like went like dust in the wind.
Like he just disappeared like in the morning.
That's going to be awesome.
To just be that famous that you could just make people's day.
Dude, yeah.
I mean like it's like, he's such a fucking interesting folk, like an interesting fellow,
like an interesting pal.
Like it's, it's so fucking like, and then like you make one mistake.
That's the thing.
I fucking hate the millennials.
The millennials, by the way, this is my new theory.
Millennials are going to be the next boomers.
You are a millennial.
I'm not a, I'm not a millennial, I'm a linkster.
I'm the in between, between millennials and zoomers.
There's actually a zoomers.
Oh, zoomers.
Basically 1997 through 2001, there's a micro generation called linksters and I was born
in 98.
And basically they're called linksters.
Basically they're, they're put in this group because they were born after the millennials
was over was 97.
And 97 was the last year millennials were a thing.
And then 98, 99, 2000, 2001.
Basically it's from 97 to 9 11 is, is when it, because like you were born before 9 11,
but you grew up with the internet type thing.
This sounds a little bit like it's becoming an LGBTQ kind of thing where they just keep
adding on micro generation.
But like the woke, I was, I'm circling back woke culture is the reason why this shit's
fucking bad.
And if you actually look at it, Gen Z, like the like 16 through 20, how am I?
24, 24 year olds.
It's the most conservative generation since the 1980s.
But what is, what is the most conservative Gen Z because millennials it's, and it's the
thing is it's like the pendulum, the pendulum swings.
Like it's like, it swung so far this way.
I think that, you know, back in the eighties and stuff, like you had like the war on drugs
and like fucking like all that crazy shit, like the satanic panic, the red skate, like
all that, like that's when the pendulum was all the way to the right.
And then it started going back this way because every generation is going to fight against
whatever the fucking norm is of the old generation.
So the people in the eighties and nineties were like, all right, let's fight against
this fucking insane, because like they try to fucking ban like grand theft auto and shit.
Like they, they're like, like they went too far this way.
So it swung back this way and it started swinging and started, it got to the middle and then
it started swinging back this way.
And I think the OJ trial set a precedent that this is the OJ trial that did it.
The OJ trial was a turning point.
Okay.
So the OJ trial, everybody knows OJ did it.
I'm taking that stance that OJ did it.
I think, yes, I think that's everybody.
OJ did it.
But the thing was they used, and this is going to, this is the worst, this is the canceled
episode, right?
This is the one that we're going to get canceled.
So you have to start before you cancel.
We haven't even started.
We're 16 minutes in.
Yep.
I mean, I mean, yeah.
But like, but like, so the OJ trial, they realized that, oh, because it was after the,
the 1996 riots or 1990.
Wait, when was the LA riots?
Was that 96 or 92?
92.
92, April 29th, 1992.
There was a riot in the streets.
Where were you?
That's what it was.
Yeah.
The battle of Los Angeles raging us in the machine.
Fun fact, I was born April 29th.
So yeah.
So I was born a day in the LA riots.
I don't see the embers really being too conservative, but let me, let me, let me, let me finish
my thought here.
So the, the defense team for OJ realized that because of like the LA riots and stuff, America
didn't want another LA riots, like because they knew if OJ got off, like if OJ got convicted,
it would be fucking chaos in the streets because they realized that they could use white guilt
against people.
And like white guilt is like, like almost all white people have like some sort of like,
you know, like, like, like, what's the best way to put it?
Like, like guilt towards slavery.
Like we all know slavery was bad.
Like we're like, slavery was a bad thing, but they, they weaponized that pretty much
because they're like, okay, give me, give me, give me more shit.
Like that's like where reparations and shit came from.
Like it's like, it's like, how much can we squeeze out of this lemon type thing?
I could say something right now that would really get us canceled.
I think I'm going to refrain.
I'm not going to go there.
But like, like, I might later though.
Yeah.
They, they, but like they realized that they could use the, they, the police officers were
racist as the, the, the pendulum, like kicking, kicking it the other way because they're like,
okay, our defense is that they're trying to frame OJ because he's black type thing.
And then it worked.
And then the general, like African-American public realized that they could use that on
anything.
All they have to say is that you're racist and then you're automatically done.
Like you're, you're, you're out of the conversation.
So then guess what happened with the LGBT like plus community.
They started using the same thing and all these other marginalized communities started
saying you're prejudice, you're racist, you're sexist, you're whatever.
And then pendulum started swinging this way.
They got to the point where we had the George Floyd riots.
And I think that's the edge.
And I think it's starting to swing back this way because people started pushing back against
that because like when your entire city was fucking take like fucking Seattle was taken
over for like fucking two months by like they had like the chas or something or whatever
the fuck it was, like the autonomous.
Oh, that was in Portland.
Yeah, Portland.
Yeah.
But like they, yeah, they took over an entire section of the city and people are like, okay,
like we're, we had enough.
So they kicked the pendulum back.
So and that was like a friend of mine went to that city recently and they said it was
just a complete shit hole.
That's such a shit hole.
Like the cops don't even come around because nobody wants them there.
So it's and then they're like, okay.
And then people are like, okay, that's enough.
That's like, that's like, like that was like the banning grand thefts on it because it's
corrupt in the satanic music.
That's like the equal like thing.
Like we're going to take over an entire center of a city.
So like, okay, people are like, we've had enough of that.
So they're starting to kick it back the other way.
But that's the thing.
The pendulum is swinging so fucking fast now instead of going like at a gradual, like,
okay, we're going to do this.
We're going to do this.
It's going like pink and then it's going to rip.
And then it's going to go pink and it's going to keep going back and forth.
You got to stop it.
You got to, you got to get somewhere where you can stop the pendulum and be like, okay,
everybody's stop.
Settle the fuck down.
Everybody's going to have them.
It's going to continue.
And yeah, something breaks until something breaks.
Yeah.
No, I just think it's going to endlessly continue.
But like it's just like, no, it is.
It's always going to endlessly continue.
It has since the country was invented.
There has been two political parties that have the country has switched in between.
Yeah.
But when's America been the best?
Let's be real.
Well, that's an opinion.
I think the nineties was the height.
That's an opinion.
Eighties and nineties was the height of America.
When has America been the most prosperous and the most and the best?
Like what are you talking about?
Like socially, economically?
Both.
I know because there's the hyperinflation in the eighties, right?
The economy wasn't great.
I'll give you the answer.
After every single major American conflict, we were prosperous financially.
Socially we got along all this shit because when America goes to war and after the war,
they realize that the stupid shit that we're arguing about is fucking stupid because, oh,
fuck.
I lost six of my family members in this fucking war and my guy down the street who's a black
gay man lost six of his family members in the war.
We're not so different after all type shit.
It gets to the point where it's just like, this is fucking getting ridiculous.
Why the fuck?
I don't care if you're gay.
I don't care if you're black.
I don't care if you're any of that shit.
We're all in the fucking same team, but they fucking divided these lines so fucking hard
and conflict like a huge conflict in America brings us all together.
It really does.
Once America gets fucking sure.
Put things in perspective.
It's basically like, why the fuck are we arguing with each other when we realize that in a
conflict like that, we're all in the fucking same team.
In World War II, there was actually a very famous Stigie Airmen had an airborne unit,
but they did a thing where there's a document like that.
It was recorded and they got one of the privates or corporals was talking to a sergeant from
it.
They're like, why the fuck am I fighting this battle if I go home and I'm going to be treated
like I'm a subclass human type thing?
Then the sergeant turns to him and he goes, right now we're fighting in a war.
He goes, we'll fix that when we get back, but right now we have to stop a bigger evil
force that's happening.
Then these guys who fought in the war with these guys side by side, they're like, oh,
these guys aren't that different from me anyways.
Because there was so much racial tension and stuff in the 1930s, 1920s.
Then 1950s, there was still racists and stuff, but there's a lot of things, a lot of guys
who fought in the war alongside black men and shit, they realized that they're not that
different after all.
Because it's like, hey man, that guy was in the foxhole with me, he's good shit.
In a foxhole, it doesn't fucking matter what your skin color is, you're in that foxhole
together type shit.
To a lesser degree, we have that in an ambulance and stuff.
When you're out there, it doesn't matter what you are, you're on the same team no matter
what happens type shit.
I feel like it's also like, somebody makes fun of your, you can make fun of your family.
You can beat up your own family members, but then somebody else starts doing it.
It's like, yeah, wait, hold the phone.
You can't do that.
That's how it is.
You feel like you get comfortable and you think that you can pick on each other, but
when it comes down to it, it's like somebody starts fucking with your country.
It's like, no, no, no, no, no.
We're going to put our differences aside for a second.
Fuck that guy.
Exactly.
Germany was like, we're going to take over the world and we're like, hold on a second.
We're going to stop fighting each other for a second.
Fuck that guy.
It's like you're arguing with your brother and some guy goes, yeah, he's a fucking loser.
You're like, hold on a second.
Wait a second.
Yeah, you're not allowed to say that.
It's like, hold on a second.
We'll finish this later.
What the fuck did you say?
And then both you and your brother kick the shit at that guy and then you go back to go
back to fight, but like I feel like America is just like a bickering family and then like
somebody fucks fucking look what happened in nine eleven like we got attacked and every
single one of us is like okay.
Who do we have to fight now?
Yeah, like that was a part of this conspiracy though, like they wanted like conflict.
They want us to come together to take out the oil in the Middle East, but we didn't
did we actually take any of that oil?
No, I heard that we didn't do it.
Oh my God, we got it.
Where did it go?
We got to touch on that.
What if we got a touch on OPEC and what's going on with OPEC currently later?
I'm going to put a pin in that because that's fucking crazy.
The shit that's going on the war in Russia will do a whole segment segment on that.
Like there's a I got a lot of shit to say that you're going to fight it up now.
Yeah, let's let's get back to Alex Jones and freedom of speech because I don't know where
we were off the rails with that.
So you can be fun.
You should be punished for anything that you say.
No, I am a firm believer in the First Amendment.
You can say whatever the fuck you want.
I'm fucking car.
I say you can't say fire in a crowd of theater though.
Why not because that's what the Supreme Court ruled.
Well, the Supreme Court's a bunch of fuckers.
Yeah man, yeah, they also said I can't jerk off public bathroom.
That's like a to fucking if you call the bomb threat to an airport, you're going to get
arrested, but that's freedom.
I can't.
I can't go.
I'm going to shoot a missile into the Pentagon in Minecraft is what Alex Jones did.
Does that warrant the destruction of public safety or is that just that just hurting
words?
You know what I mean?
May break my bones, but words may never be physically hurt by what he said.
They said that there is a threat of physical violence.
I'm not trying to sound insensitive, but freedom of speech here man, but did anybody actually
get hurt besides one guy killed himself because you're allowed to think like it could have
multiple reasons why that the dad, one of the dads of the family members, he said that
like in his suicide note, he wrote that that one of the reasons why is because like the
attacks that he kept on getting like online that he was a crisis actor and shit.
So he just fucking blew his head off.
Oh my God.
Yeah, but it's just Alex Jones.
Like if somebody if somebody just like an old person like you or me went around saying
Sandy Hook was fake, they wouldn't get sued for one billion dollars like anybody.
You don't have a following like Alex Jones has.
That's the thing.
Exactly.
That's the thing.
That's the thing that they're trying to say is like his following is what is what the
reasoning is.
But like Alex Jones was not.
I don't think Alex Jones is an evil person.
I think he's a stupid person.
Yeah, I don't think he's a lot of stupid people, but hey, one in 10 people, one in 10.
Yeah, he might be one of the one in 10, but I mean his marketing isn't genius.
Actually, super male vitality, but there is a dude.
He's he really knows what he's doing.
Those one out of 10 people aren't going around getting sued because we really need to do.
We need to get like a whole bunch of Alex Jones, like info war products and just take
them on the podcast.
You start pawning them on this podcast.
Super for that.
Like you could go around being the most racist, like homophobic motherfucker.
There's fucking neo Nazis out there, man.
They really are like conspiracy, like you can be conspiracy theorists, can be racist
and go, you can go out and say it to everyone that you believe that to everyone that you
know, but you don't get sued question for that.
Can black people or people of color be racist?
Of course, everybody can be racist.
That's what I say, but in the now they change the Webster dictionary version of it.
If you actually look it up now, being racist is you have to have a position of power, quote
unquote, to be racist.
It's like, come on.
That's bullshit because what I was always taught is being racist is hating somebody
because of their skin.
Yeah, that's the definition.
Yeah, it like look, look, look up the definition right now.
It'll show you that.
Oh, that's a scary picture.
Alex Jones definition of racism.
Def, I can't spell definition.
It is like it's like believing that you're better or inferior or superior to someone based
on the color of your skin.
Which prejudice and discrimination against a person or people basis on their membership
of a particular race or ethnic group, typically one of a minority or marginalized.
So they did change it again.
But for a good like five years, it was actually like you had to be a position of power to
be racist.
I think there's definitely racist black people out there.
One hundred percent.
Of course, there's people that just hate people because they're like they're white.
Like that's that's that's a thing.
I mean, but so I think I think that there is some like part of the culture, right?
Black culture.
Sometimes black don't crack that they they have.
It's been passed down through the generations that some white people are bad.
It's the same thing with white people, though.
Like it's the same thing that same thing.
There's it's not.
It's not unwarranted.
I'm saying, yeah, because you got to think back in the day if your family member, say
your family member got lynched, one of your ancestors.
Oh, yeah, absolutely.
That will that is going to stay in your family for generations.
Oh, yeah.
Right.
Like, unfortunately, but it's not all unwarranted.
You know what the most racist group of people are?
Who Asians like racist towards other races towards other things.
If you go to an Asian country and you are not an Asian, you will be like ousted by like
everybody.
Like there's actually like documented things like if you are a white person and you try
to get an apartment in Japan, they'll upcharge you like ridiculous amounts.
Like and sometimes they'll be like free apartments in the back.
No, like they because they they just they say it's a cultural thing that like we're
too loud or like whatever like type thing.
But like if you have blue eyes and like white skin and you go to a fucking like country
like Japan or something, they'll like like you're a freak.
Like there's there's not like if I went to Japan, like they'd be like that person's
like not like because also we'd be freakishly tall in Japan.
Like you'd be freakishly tall in Japan.
I think I'm actually average height in Japan.
Yeah, because like women like short guys in Japan.
Yeah, but like Casey would be like freakishly tall in Japan.
And also fucking our buddy, our buddy Scott.
Scott would be fucking six foot seven.
He'd be a giant here.
Just get yourself an Asian woman.
They're so grateful to be here.
That's like the ultimate fallback plan.
Like if you can't get like a girlfriend, you just get a Filipino chick.
That's like that's like everybody's fallback.
Do you ever see like the Asians that are like 50 years old and they look like they're 14
like what the fuck's up with that?
And then like two years later, they're like fucking ancient.
Like it's like it's like you look like a fucking 14 year old for like fucking 35 like 50 years.
And it's just like then at year 52 immediately fucking elderly.
It's like what the fuck happened?
What what populations or groups do you think we got canceled by this podcast so far?
Asians, black people, gays, liberals, liberals, conservatives.
I think that bad.
I think I think everybody's racist, but I think a little bit racist.
Also, I think people have to be racist because it's it's a protection right.
It's like tribalism.
Oh yeah, that's how we evolved in tribes and it's like try you're trying to undo how many
millions of years of evolution.
I'm not saying that racism needs to exist.
I'm saying that it kind of sounds like you're defending racism.
I'm saying from a biological standpoint, human beings are tribal by nature.
Look at how we love our sports teams like we're trying to baby.
We're tribal.
So it's like we stick with our kind record.
I know what you're saying from a scientific standpoint.
I'm not saying that we need racism.
I'm saying that it's ingrained in our DNA.
Right.
God damn it.
So the thing is, is like the United States is only 200 years old.
It's a massive experiment.
There's never been a nation in history that was made up of every type of person, every
tongue, every ethnicity.
And that's what this is.
And you know what?
For being that mixed, we're doing pretty fucking good, dude.
Yeah.
America is fucking awesome.
New York Giants, foreign one baby.
And people get pissed off because it's not perfect.
But dude, for only 200 years into this experiment, we're doing fucking pretty good.
We had a couple of bumps in the road.
So a lot of bumps in the road.
It hasn't been that bad.
Hey, back to back World War champions.
Actually, you know what?
Little slavery bump in that road.
All right.
There was one big, big bump.
That big bump, that was a problem.
Hey, we fixed the axle.
It's fine.
So what do you think of illegal immigrants?
Because there's a difference between illegal immigrants and legal immigrants, I think, at
least.
Because illegal immigrants.
Illegal immigrants because illegal immigrants are just people that cross an imaginary line.
I like Mexican girls.
I agree that America is a country founded by immigrants.
My family has been here since the colonies and the rest of them came over in like 1930s,
like Irish and Germans.
Well, yeah, I think America was doing all right until that whole Irish thing.
Aren't you Irish?
Yeah, it just went down real quick.
But the funny thing is, the Irish were...
I love the fact that when people are like, oh, white people were racist towards black
people.
I'm like, white people were racist towards other white people.
When the Irish came off the fucking ship, they're like, go back home, you fucking filthy
mick and threw a potato at them.
Fucking like shit like that.
And the thing that's crazy is if you look at police departments and fire departments,
they're mostly Irish like people.
Oh yeah, it's Irish welfare.
But if you actually look at it, when they first came over on the boats, the police and
shit would beat the fuck out of them and stuff.
And then they're like, all right, let's just become the police then.
Can't beat them, join them.
Yeah.
And then this took over.
Just like any other ethnic group that assimilates into America.
But what were you saying about illegal immigrants?
So I'm all for legal immigrants.
They are a great thing.
The thing is that I don't like about illegal immigrants is that there's no vetting process
because basically with legal immigrants, they vet them.
You have to pass certain tests.
You have to be able to like basically the thing I have a problem with illegal immigrants
with is that they don't assimilate into the country.
They want their country to be in this country.
Like if you come to a country, if I go to fucking Japan or I go to China or I go to
like Russia or fucking India, I'm not going to go there and be like, oh, you're not doing
things my way.
Things need to be my way or this isn't good.
Like you don't go.
No, no, no.
Shut the fuck up.
You're wrong.
Shut the fuck up.
You're wrong.
So you don't go to another country and you don't go to another country and tell them
how to live their life.
Like you can't go to like, if I went to the Middle East and I'm like, I don't agree with
Sharia law and they'll be like, okay, then we'll just cut your head off.
Yeah.
But like, but it apparently it's fine if you come to America and you're like, I don't like
the way America's run.
I'm going to try to live the way that my country is.
It's like, no, you live by the country's rules that you went to.
Like you don't try to take over the entire country.
You assimilate into the country or you get the fuck out.
Who's doing this though?
Mexicans, Mexicans.
You think they're trying to change this country?
No, I don't.
I think they're coming here for a better life.
I think they love American culture in general.
There's a lot of, there's a lot of things.
That's why they can't get country music.
But like the people that come to like Syria and stuff because like they're refugees, they
want Sharia law in America and Sharia law is fucking batshit fucking crazy.
Like it's a religious law.
Like in America, you're supposed to have a separation in church and state and they're
like, we want Sharia law.
And it's like, no, we don't want Sharia law.
America is founded on these principles.
You're coming to America as a refugee even like words being like, okay, your country's
war torn stuff.
Come here.
We'll, we'll, we'll shelter you and stuff.
You don't come to a country as a fucking refugee and like then be like demand things.
Like it's like, we're doing you a favor.
Nobody's coming here and demanding.
Yes, they are.
You fucking imbecile.
Let's get real here.
Well, maybe I shouldn't say the name of it, but there's this restaurant that we used to
go to and we worked on the ambulance.
And they had, they had a thing written in Arabic behind the counter.
And I asked the lady, I said, what does that mean?
She goes, oh, it says Sharia law.
And I'm like, isn't that like kind of like not good?
They didn't let women drive.
Is it good?
Is it bad?
Women are property in Sharia law.
Like women can't drive.
Women have to cover themselves head to toe.
And if you rape a woman because they have their face showing, that's fine in Sharia
law.
Where Sharia law comes from Islam, exactly religion.
Yeah, I don't agree with Islam Catholicism number one baby.
You don't agree with it.
I don't agree with any religious law.
We should be in a Catholic theocracy.
We should be in a secular a secular.
So you're saying that you're saying that we shouldn't make laws based on our religion.
I what you're saying I'm saying this is a joke.
I don't I don't believe that papal law should be for everything, but I think that I think
that I am, but even like with abortion or something, that's that's a law based on religion.
It's not just religion.
It's a more.
It's a moral question.
It's no more.
It's yes.
Are you fucking me scientific?
It's all fun.
Okay, okay, we're going to go down the abortion route, aren't we?
Okay, let's go down the abortion route.
I'm ready for this shit mother fucker.
Let's fucking go, brother.
Fucking oh my God.
My neck.
I fucking throw out my neck in high school and it still hasn't healed.
Anyways, abortion abortion is a bad thing.
I don't know.
Are you really?
You're not.
I I I listen.
This is this is my stance.
I'm like it should be accepted in certain cases.
There are certain cases, but you shouldn't use abortion as birth control.
I feel like that's that's a bad thing.
Like the people who are on their eighth abortion, like I have my eighth abortion.
I'm going to post about it on Facebook.
Abortion is a very effective method of birth control.
I also think it's fucking straight up evil.
That made me think of a million dollar idea today.
A toilet that senses HCG.
And this sets an alarm off, take a piss.
Yeah.
What would you do if you took a piss and it just off?
I'm like, oh, yeah, that'd be a problem.
Unless you're taking it.
Oh my God.
Oh fuck.
Oh, we need to talk about the fucking microplastics in the water.
Oh yeah.
Oh my God.
I started on the microplastics and estrogen in the fucking water.
It's fucking making our men fucking femboys.
But what are we talking about?
Abortion, right?
We'll get back to that.
Yeah.
There's some shit to say about that actually.
I've got a lot to say about that and the fluoride in the water.
So let's just stay our stance on abortion.
This is mine.
I think that it should be safe, legal, but rare.
I think that it should be able to be like a thing.
I think that it should be limited to certain circumstances of like rape and incest like
that.
I don't think that, oh, I got pregnant.
Whoopsie daisy.
Let's have an abortion.
I don't think that should be a thing.
I think that it should be a medical procedure for certain things.
Why?
Because it's fucking killing a baby, it's killing a fetus.
It's not actually held the fetus.
I have, you know, don't actually have to be fused.
I had actually alive.
I fucking held a miscarried fetus in my hand and now it's fucking baby fetus are actually
a parasite.
They're not actually alive.
All right there fucking castro.
Yeah man, I don't know.
What do you think?
Because I say I am pro life.
I think with with with an asterix, people can do whatever they want with their own with
their own body.
I couldn't care less.
Honestly, I don't like people killing babies morally.
It's wrong because I don't know why, but see this do not have fetuses, do not have consciousness.
Okay, hypothetical persons, eight months pregnant, viable pregnancy.
Okay and they decide to have an abortion and that thing comes out.
Is it still fetus?
Is it a baby?
What is it born?
It's a baby, but okay, let's let's go.
Let's go even further.
It's nine months.
The mother could give birth at any moment and they decide to have abortion.
Is that still a fetus?
Or does it have to be born to be a person medically?
If it's still in the womb, it's a fetus.
I've got one here.
All right, so guy gets a motorcycle accident and he's he's brain kind of bike.
He's brain dead.
It's a cross BMW 1000 RR.
All right, it's a nice bike guy gets in a motorcycle accident.
He's brain dead and he's in the hospital ICU on life support.
Okay, and they've determined that he has a brain death.
Right.
Doctor sign the note brain dead.
They pull the plug.
Did they kill a human?
Yeah, but the thing is with that technically death can be defined as either cardiac death
or brain death.
So so technically you be legally done.
Yeah, let's be real.
If we're talking about okay, if we're talking about like pulling the plug ship, but why
is but why is he dead right and then a baby that's I born yet like why is that killing
something exactly that's not exactly.
They both don't have consciousness exactly.
A baby has consciousness actually in the womb like that's been proven like they've done
like like studies on it like once a baby gets like I think like six months or something
it starts having like cognitive development.
Yeah, so is a fucking cow.
Okay, but it's not morally wrong to kill a cow and eat it though.
Is it is I'm a fucking vegetarian, you're not.
That's not for more reasons.
I actually am a vegetarian.
He is a very vegetarian since I was five years.
We got to talk about this because I'm going to tell you.
I'm going to talk you out of this tonight.
I just I can't know I saw I saw the music video for another brick in the wall and when
they ground up, you said you don't like the texture of me.
I don't but then like I figured it out because I saw it and I'm like this is the reason this
is it like I saw this video when I because I had this image fucking embedded into my
fucking brain where these fucking kids were fucking walking into a meat grinder and I
couldn't fucking think of me and not think of that music like I see me as as close to
people and I couldn't I can't I cannibalism is one of my worst fears.
I don't know why you see Dalmer one of your worst fears.
I kind of always thought it probably tastes kind of good.
I mean, we got to get over it.
That's why we called you Ted Bundy.
Just a little nibble, but like I can't get behind me.
I don't want to have to kill something to eat it like it does.
Wow, but here's the thing.
Okay.
Vegetarians only exist because grocery stores exist.
Exactly.
Right.
If I put you out in the wild, right around here and I said, all right, you've got a forage
for food.
It would be about four days before you're a lobbing rocks at a dock.
To survive.
The thing is, I'm able to make the choice right now.
I am not saying that in like a worst case scenario, I wouldn't eat me.
I would fucking rip the head off of a fucking dock and eat it if I had to.
Okay?
If it comes down to me or an animal, okay, animal dies.
It's the same thing if a fucking wolf's attacking me.
I'm going to kill that before it kills me.
It's a thing like, okay, I don't want to do this.
It's like the same thing if a fucking dog bites you and you fucking gouge his eye out.
You don't want to gouge a dog's eye out, but if it's fucking trying to rip your fucking
arm off, you're going to try to fucking fight it off.
It's a thing where it's just like, I don't want to have to kill something to eat it,
but if I have to, to survive, I'll do it.
Let me just give you just a couple reasons why you should reconsider.
You don't necessarily have to eat meat, but at least incorporate something a couple times
a week.
I actually, let me re-establish this.
I don't eat meat, but I eat fish.
I'm a pescatarian, technically.
Okay.
Bro, fish have consciousness though.
How's that different from killing a fetus?
They do have microplastics.
A lot of microplastics actually.
How is killing an animal different than killing a fetus?
In my brain, I see mammals as more human-like.
I agree with that, dude.
I totally agree with that.
A fish, you look at a fish, you're like, that thing's a fucking alien.
Dude, exactly.
I'm like, I can eat that because I'm like, that is so far removed from a human that it's
a fucking alien.
It's like eating a fucking... You're like, whatever.
Like a fucking lobster.
That thing's a fucking crab demon from fucking Budo or some shit.
It's not even anything recognizable.
You're just like, okay.
They taste fucking good.
I eat octopus too, like calamari.
Fucking solid.
I love calamari.
But people are just like, okay, so you eat that.
Because mammals are more human-like.
Also, cows scare the shit out of me.
Horses scare the shit out of me.
Any animal that's bigger than me that could fuck me up don't like them.
Yeah.
I definitely feel some... You ever see a cow's eye is the size of your fucking head?
Yeah.
It's fucking like... They're like...
Dude, I definitely feel some guilt about eating cows, but unfortunately, it is the most nutritious
basically food that you can put in your body.
As far as vitamins are concerned, it's...
Do you feel guilt though?
I do because...
Would you eat a horse?
I've always wanted to eat a horse, so that's not a good question for me.
No, no.
Would I?
Would you eat a horse?
Like a whole horse?
No.
If you got a burger and it was made with horse meat, would you eat it?
I would love to.
One, I hate horses.
I hate horses too.
They're assholes.
Yeah.
Also, we fucking live next to the racetrack.
I fucking hate horses.
Yeah.
But in... I think Germany, they actually have horse burgers and shit.
That's fucking awesome.
My cousin who was stationed over in Germany during his military service, he goes, he ate
horse burgers all the time.
Apparently, they tasted so much better than these.
I'm sure they... Look how muscly they are.
Oh yeah.
They're fucking lean as fuck.
Yeah.
Bro, but do you actively, when you're eating a burger, do you actively think about how
are the horse and you feel bad?
Not at all.
No, not at all.
But I think that's the thing.
When you're cooking a steak or something, the blood that comes out of it, I'm like,
I don't like that.
Yeah.
That's the thing, man.
It's just like... That thing was alive.
I know.
And like you were saying about the mammal thing, that's what I've often thought is
one, I couldn't kill a cow.
So it's like, should I be eating it?
I could probably kill a chicken after four or five days of being really hungry.
I'd definitely kill one.
I'd feel bad about it.
I could chop fish's heads off all day.
Have you ever killed anything, like an animal or anything?
I killed a frog once.
I killed... There was a squirrel that broke its arm and it was limping around.
Arm was ripped off and it was just bleeding out.
So I went out and I put it down.
I put it down because it was... It's like, would you rather have it crawl around in pain
for three hours or just do one quick thing?
It's like, okay.
I put it out of its misery type thing.
It's like, and that's the thing.
Would you rather put something out of its misery and kill it yourself or would you rather
have it rattle in pain and die of natural causes?
Well, you could argue that for abortion if the child isn't going to have enough, is going
to be hungry or go to parents that are starving or something like that.
Okay.
I mean, yeah, that's a legit argument.
Well, if the child is going to be in poverty, right?
Because of, say, someone has 10 kids already and they got pregnant for an 11th time.
I think they need to invest in some birth control at that point.
Well, obviously, but if that's not practical after...
But is the parent's stupidity worth killing a kid for?
It's not killing a kid.
It's killing a fetus.
It's technically not killing because it's not alive.
Yeah.
You know, I mean, bringing a child up in subpar conditions is also not right.
So it's like, there's a conundrum there.
But there's the people that were considered to be abortions.
The parents thought about being aborted and then they lived great lives and they're like,
I'm happy that I wasn't aborted.
There was a chance that I could have been aborted and I'm here and I'm happy that I'm
here.
Yeah, because you're a human and humans have a natural instinct to be alive.
But my parents were 18 when they had me.
My dad was paralyzed.
My mom was literally just out of high school.
So was my dad.
My dad was paralyzed.
They had no money and we were super poor.
That's neither here nor there.
I'm telling exactly what the fuck you're saying because you're like, if they were brought
up in a poor household...
If you were aborted, you would not have a consciousness to decide whether you were happy
to be alive or not.
I'm happy I'm alive.
Exactly, because you are alive.
But if you weren't, you couldn't be here to say that you weren't happy that you weren't
alive.
My ghost would come back and be like, why did you kill me?
You wouldn't have a ghost because you wouldn't have a fucking consciousness because you'd
be a fetus that was aborted.
Dude, doctor said my mom should have had an abortion, said this kid's going to be retarded.
I'm fine.
I don't want to waste my time.
I don't want to waste my time becoming another casualty of society.
I got to ask you a question as a Christian, basically Catholic, a Christian.
No Catholics are Christian, right?
Yeah, but we're an advanced version of Christian.
Oh my God.
It's reached its final form.
We are the true Christians.
I got to ask this, this, this Catholic question here.
This Catholic look at some kind of animal.
Do you think that you are inherently better than are you?
Do you think you're more morally good than atheist or people that I'm a piece of shit
just like everybody else man?
I'm just trying to do my best, but do you think that because like you believe in God
or you don't believe that's the fucking thing that all atheists try to fuck?
I don't think I'm better than anybody else.
I'm like Jesus works for me if it doesn't for you, I guess.
I just tell you what works for me.
I tell you what works for me.
Being religious works for me.
I believe that I'm going to go to a place that's better than here after I die.
It's like, okay, if I die and I'm right, I get eternal salvation for the rest of my life
because I believed in the God.
I tried to live my life the best that I could.
People are like, you only live your life the best that you could because you're religious.
No, that's not the fact.
I would live my life the same way.
I would want to be a moral person because I just want to be a good person, but I'd live
my life the same way either way.
Because I have this promise of everlasting life, there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
Instead of being nihilistic and being like all that, it's just like, hey, I'm going to
be able to see my friends.
I'm going to be able to see my family members that are dead.
I'm not just going to fade away into the void.
I have eternal life at the right hand of the Father as what they say in church all the
time.
It's like if you believe and you do your best pretty much, you will be seated at the right
hand of my Father.
That's what Jesus said.
That's what the whole thing is.
It's like, okay, and then what if you're right?
It's just an empty void.
Okay, you win.
Congratulations.
You just fucking faded into fucking nothing.
What if you die and you find out that we're all part of the same energy of the universe
just playing hide and seek with itself?
God doesn't know where God came from.
We're just the universe masturbating.
And people are like, oh, if you're religious, you don't believe in science.
And they're like, you don't believe.
I'm like, what if the Big Bang was God?
What if God made the Big Bang?
So many fucking things had to happen for all of us to be here.
There had to be millions upon millions, even billions, trillions of choices had to be made
for us to be where we are right now.
And the amount of fucking insane chance that it would take for humans to even be created,
like evolve from a fucking single cell organism to the fucking thing that we are now, fucking
having a podcast arguing about this shit is fucking astronomical.
Every single scientist that has like researched it like Albert Einstein was an atheist until
he researched more into it.
And he goes, I've researched so much into this.
It's like, how could I not believe that there's a God type thing?
It's like there's so much there's so little miniscule of a chance that we could be the
way that we are without some sort of.
Yeah, but if we weren't done, something else just would have happened and that we could
have the same conversation about something else happening.
You know what I mean?
You're just fucking talking in circles here.
No, no, I think what he's saying is that either would have happened or it would not have happened.
It's like, so you were a different species or say something else happened and you're
like, this is amazing that this happened.
The same could be said for a more I can fly the same to be said, it could be said for
a million different situations of the way that the universe worked out.
Uh huh.
But if it would work out another way, okay, we're lizard people like fucking Mark Zuckerberg.
Like okay, like, oh, we're lizard people with like, but like to the point where we have
not found any other intelligent life in this entire like thing, there's something special
about humans.
You look at animals, you're like, that's not a human.
You look at a human, you're like, okay, that has thoughts, that has dreams, that has all
this shit.
An animal just acts on instinct.
A human acts on so many different variables that it's ridiculous.
It doesn't make sense for humans to exist.
If humans were such a common like thing, like you're saying that it's like a, it's a random
like thing of events.
If humans were such like a thing that could happen, why the fuck aren't there intelligent
like fucking bears or intelligent like horses or like things like that?
Why didn't like, why haven't, why haven't like bears built like empires and stuff and
shit?
Like there's something special about humans.
Like there's like ever since we learned how to talk and we learned how to do, we learned
how to communicate with each other and build and make fire.
It's like there's something special about humanity that can be explained by science
bro.
I know it can be explained by science, but why can't science and religion coexist?
Because it can people always like science and religious can't coexist.
What if science is the explanation for how God works?
I think we can all live together as, as Christians or religious people and atheists, but I don't
think you can explain science with religion.
Why you can explain religion with science.
You can explain science with religion.
Basically in all religious texts, there is some form of what like the creation story
and like all that and there's the end times of every single one.
If you actually look at most things, they all kind of say the same thing, just in different
ways.
And in the Bible it says when Satan was cast down from heaven, the church was shattered
into like hundreds of pieces.
Maybe we all have a piece of the truth.
We all have a certain piece of the truth and we just see different pieces of the puzzle.
And instead of seeing the big picture of the entire puzzle, we see our puzzle piece and
it's like, this is the puzzle piece that matters.
This is the puzzle piece that I see.
This is the picture that I see.
And you're seeing a fucking one, one billionth of the entire picture.
It's like, okay, I see the puzzle is this.
And like somebody has a completely like, I have a puzzle piece that's like rainbow iridescent
and you have a puzzle piece that's black.
I'm not saying that like to like, like insult you, but like we have two totally different
puzzle pieces, but if you put the entire puzzle together, it makes sense.
Maybe it would make sense and maybe it would be too much for anybody to comprehend if they
could see the whole thing.
We, I feel like another thing is that we don't, we, we, we have no idea how to comprehend
God.
God is so incomprehensible to us in this form.
It would blow our minds to see God's true form.
Like it's the same thing.
Like in the Bible, when, when, when God sent down angels, they have three forms.
They have an animal form, they have a human form and they have their true form and their
true form are like fucking giant wheels with fucking eyes and fire coming out of them.
And people got fucking terrified when they saw that shit.
They're like, okay, okay, we're going to, we're going to, we're going to kind of dumb
it down to make us like look like people with wings.
And they're like, better.
It's like, can you guys comprehend that?
It's like, and like if an angel is that fucking crazy, just imagine how fucking insane God
must look.
Yeah.
And I feel like that explains like our life a little bit, like our perception, like maybe
like when we really try and understand things, it's like, dude, you're not supposed to understand
things on that level because if you did understand it, you'd go out of your fucking mind.
That's why they have the mad scientist.
It's like, because he's, he just started to scratch the fucking surface and he fucking
lost it.
Cause he knows just enough to go insane.
Oh yeah.
I feel like, and like this, this like circles back to ghosts and stuff too, but there's
a door that you fucking open when you start looking at that shit.
Like I researched into the paranormal for fucking, like ever since I was a fucking kid
and I fucking researched into it.
I did like fucking crazy things.
I've been ghost hunting.
I've been trying to do all this shit and I fucking, I scratched that surface a little
bit too much and I scratched the surface.
And then when you scratch that surface, it's like the things on the other side of that
window or the other side of that door can see you through it.
And they're like, I see you now and you see them.
And they're like, I know that you can see me and I can see you.
And it's like, and like, but I think like if there's a God, there's a devil.
Like there's two.
You're blowing my mind.
Dude, I, I know I touched on this on the last episode, but I really think that whatever
is going on out there in that realm you're talking about, I think, you know, there's
different things like ghosts and demons and whatever, but in a certain realm, I think
that there's a war going on.
Oh, there's, and I think that a biological body is a protection, a temporary protection
from that war.
It is basically it's a bunker.
It's a test.
It's also a test to see which sides you go to.
Yeah.
Because the devil promises you power.
He promises you like, like whatever you want.
There's always a catch.
That's the thing with the devil.
The devil and demons will give you an easy route to power.
They will give you an easy route to what you want, but there's a catch to it.
There's always a catch.
God will make you work for something, but when you earn it, there's no catch.
Bro, I feel like I'm in church.
So God, God, God is, God's never going to give you anything.
Like just like, right.
He might, he might give you a gift here and there.
Like he'll be like, okay.
But when God gives you something, there's no catch.
God's like, here you go.
This is that the devil will be like, Hey, I know you want to be really rich.
I know you want to be famous.
I know you want to do this.
It's like, okay, I'll give you that.
You're going a little off the rails.
So that was like, all right, I'll give you that.
But you know what you owe me?
Dude, I don't know what he's talking about.
You owe me a, you owe me.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Is this like, it's kind of like when like a celebrity becomes famous, they had to like
blow a bunch of dudes first to like, like the, you know, there's like rappers that they
say like suck dick.
Yeah.
Is it kind of like that?
But with the devil?
Yeah.
And then God, Oh, give you what you want.
Give you that mansion in LA, but you got to suck my.
Knees boy, hold up, hold up.
So I was watching through the wormhole with Morgan Freeman.
That guy's a fuck.
You ever see that show?
Yeah, but there was this one episode called.
Did we invent God and there was a few interesting studies in it in that episode, and one study
was they had people take a test right and they they had people take a test, just a simple
math test and it was just a regular test and after math and after the test, they were
like, I would say you got the question right or you got a question wrong.
So that was a control group and the other group they had him take the test, but no matter
if they got the question right or wrong, they would say they would give him just a random
answer of if they got it right or wrong.
So it felt like they didn't know what they were doing right because you don't know if
you're correct or like this doesn't make sense.
Where are you getting with this?
I don't know where you so so at the end of the point at the end of the study, they showed
them a image that was just like, you know, like when you when you like see TV, that's
like yeah matrix saying it like you can see a face black and white and stuff.
Yeah, black and white.
The control group didn't see anything in the static, but the ones who got all the questions
wrong and didn't make sense, saw always saw a picture in the static.
So it's like if you think you don't have control over what you're doing or control over your
life or control the cast, you see something that isn't there or you make like something
something that shows that I don't know.
No I know exactly what you're saying.
So when when people feel like in their life that they don't have control, they like to
think that there's some outside force.
They can either rely on or that's the cause of it or something like that.
And they turned to religion.
And I've seen this.
I saw this with my parents.
I've seen this with other people.
Sometimes, not always.
All right.
And I'm not taking sides on this.
Okay, because I think there's on the moderated.
I've seen it firsthand now when people feel like they don't have any control in their
lives, they run to religion.
Oh, definitely.
It's called hiding in the cloth.
It's an actual thing, hiding in the cloth.
I thought that was the gay priest thing.
No, I mean, that can be.
But like a lot of things is like hiding in the cloth, like you're running away from something.
Like you ever see the movie Rudy with fucking the dude from the Goonies who like wanted
to play football for Notre Dame.
Anyways, like his friend died in like an industrial accident and he always wanted to play football
for Notre Dame.
And he asked like the priest like he's like, hey, like the priest at Notre Dame, he's like,
hey, I always wanted to go to the school, can you help me out?
And he thought that he was asking to be like a priest with him.
And he's just like, are you like running from something?
Like he goes, that's not what you should.
Like religion shouldn't be a thing that you have to run to.
Religion is a choice.
Like that's the whole thing with confirmation in Christianity is that baptism, your parents
give you, okay?
You're absolved of your original sin.
Like you are welcomed into the church.
When you go into confirmation, that's you yourself being like, I believe this, this
is me choosing this.
I'm going to do this, but do you not think that it's it's like comforting to believe
in something and that's maybe why people do it?
I find comfort in it, but it's also it's not like like a thing that unless like, oh, I'm
scared, so I'm going to do this.
It's like the world's a fucking mess.
Okay, everybody agrees the world's a mess.
I was watching a domer recently and you know how he turned to like religion after he went
in jail and killed all those people and he was like, oh, if I if I turned to religion,
I mean he actually believed this, but like if I turned to religion, I'll be saved and
forgive all my sins.
So God will always forgive you if you repent.
That's the biggest thing in.
So he found comfort in that though that you can find comfort in it, but doesn't mean that
that's the entire thing for it.
It's it could be used as a comfort, but if you just want to actively live a good life
and you're religious just because you just want to be a good, but do you think Jeffrey
Domer should be forgiving for his his murders?
I'm not God.
I never claimed to be God, so I don't know what is forgivable and what's not, but you
know they say like I think we talked about this last time not to like recover stuff,
but thirty percent of serial killers actually have TBI's yes, yeah, we talked about they
have different brain scans on MRI's.
Yeah, like that's that's like significant man.
It's like you know it's some of it's out of their control.
You know at least with 30 percent of people also that's not just including like mental
illness too.
Also, God might send like people down just to fuck shit up just to see how you'd react
or sometimes like like the NPC phenomenon.
Like it's kind of like a like a how like you react to a thing like this entire world's
a test for you.
Like this entire world's a test case you're failing.
I'm sorry, but why is that filthy fucking a scum bro?
Once you like once you start explaining something with God or religion, then you can just apply
that to anything and think that it furthers your belief that it's real.
It's like positive reinforcement of something that's not that doesn't.
It's the same thing with atheism.
It's not it is atheism.
Atheism is a religion in itself.
It really is.
It's a religion of science.
They say science is the fact they're like, okay, I only follow the facts.
How many times has scientific facts been proven wrong because they look at the they look at
the research again and they're like, oh fuck, that was that was there is no scientific evidence
for God, though.
So like you can be proven wrong with science, but there is already no scientific evidence.
It's a leap of faith.
Like that's the whole thing is faith.
Like that's the thing.
The big the biggest thing that Jesus respected about people who who followed him, he goes,
you guys are following blindly.
I've seen God.
I've been in heaven.
Like I I've done like this.
Like I know that there's that there's a heaven and stuff.
You people have not seen that.
And you're and you having faith is enough to like show God that you are like it's a
it's a thing.
Okay, there's no like it's you're looking at it and you're like, okay, I it's believing
what you haven't seen and that takes strength in itself.
I understand exactly what you're saying there and because if you're believing something
that you haven't seen, that doesn't actually make it real or make it true.
It's just saying that if you believe something that it has that basically it's true for you,
right?
Hey, if it's true for me, it's true for me.
I don't I like I said I well, I think that's a good I guess mentality to have for some
people, but it doesn't necessarily make it true.
You know, it doesn't necessarily make you true either.
Either either way, it doesn't it doesn't doesn't matter what either of us think it when we
die, we'll see what happens, but you can be moral without being religious, right?
I literally just when I went over that like you know, twenty minutes ago, when we first
started this, okay,
you see, you seem kind of you seem kind of tense, buddy.
You're doing all right.
All right, we'll change the subject for a little circle back to the floor in the water.
Oh my God, Jesus, I got to take a piece.
Now he's calling the name of Jesus.
All right, so you look like you're going to have a stroke.
So do Floyd in the water, bro, I just recently got on this kick.
It doesn't do this.
It doesn't think under.
Oh, is that what it changes?
Yeah.
Oh, trying to change the color of these lights here.
I got one of these remote controls.
Yeah, man.
You know, the problem I have with them adding fluoride to the water is they're adding a
medication that I didn't ask for.
Oh, yeah.
So why?
It doesn't make sense to me that the government cares so much about my teeth that they need
to add fluoride to the water.
Fluoride actually is a poison almost.
If you actually look at it and in like the like poison control thing, if you ingest fluoride,
it's fucking terrible.
Oh yeah.
If a pea size like portion of toothpaste, that's poisonous.
Yeah.
If like you drink an entire like if you like suck down an entire tube of toothpaste, you
probably should go to the hospital.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
So fluoride actually displaces iodine.
Yeah.
Right.
So because it's a halide.
So it takes the place of iodine in your thyroid.
So a lot of people have like autoimmune thyroid disorders.
Yeah.
The first thing that I would do is stop drinking fluoridated water.
Get filters.
Get powerful filters for you.
I have a filter on my tap water thing.
I don't drink tap water that's not filtered.
Yeah.
Because also they're tossing around the idea of putting lithium in the water.
Really?
Because like look at like if you can actually look that up.
No way.
Like if they're thinking about putting lithium in the water because they're like people like
the lowest suicide rate in the entire United States, it's like well water, but there's
lithium like surround.
Yeah lithium is natural.
Yeah.
There's like lithium like natural like geodes of lithium.
Yeah.
And like it kind of like touches the groundwater sometimes.
And they said the lowest rate of suicides is the places where lithium is like touching
the water.
And they're like well if that's a thing, we can put lithium in the water and make people
happier.
It's like you're making people into fucking zombies.
You're giving me a medication that I didn't fucking get.
The thing about lithium is that it's known that it affects the thyroid.
So it's one of the only medications that not one of the only ones, but one of the most
commonly known ones that because you can get lithium over the counter.
Right.
I can take I can go and get lithium or a Tate.
Right.
It's just a mineral.
But you know people get benefits from it just as a mineral supplement.
Right.
Not even if they don't need it for anything.
Right.
So the reason you wouldn't want to do that though is because it affects the thyroid and
causes hypothyroidism.
Yeah.
So to add it to the water one here's the thing.
You don't give people medications that they didn't ask for.
So I think aren't there like you know what five rights to medication medication dosing
right.
Right.
Patient dose time.
Yeah.
What's the fifth one.
I don't know.
It's right.
Right.
Right dosage.
Right person.
Right place.
Right time.
Yeah.
There's one more.
What the fuck's the last one.
I don't fucking patient medication.
Oh yeah.
Right.
Patient.
That's it.
We had five.
That's five.
Yeah.
So did they ask you that before they added fluoride to the water.
No.
So this floor I do.
So apparently it stops fluorosis of your teeth.
Right.
Is there or no no no no no.
Fluorosis of your that's the takes it goes into the calcium somehow displaces.
I'm not exactly sure but let's let's let's be fucking let's look like let's look at
it our our in soft cavities our our animal ancestors didn't get fucking cavities like
fuck you don't see gorillas with fucking cavities and shit like what is there a downside to the
floor.
Absolutely.
We were just talking about it.
You missed it.
The downside.
See.
So here's the thing you got to ask why then do they put it in the water if it if people
didn't ask for it.
Why is it there.
Yeah.
There's got to be a reason right.
It's for a healthier society.
No it's not.
It's going to it's it's poisonous.
So here's the thing.
We're in Florida in a in a dose that's like a fucking tiny thing like that is not lethal
but bad.
If you drink like an entire tooth to take toothpaste like I was telling him you should
go to the hospital like it could be a pea size is like poisonous and like a whole tube
of it like it's like you could get fucked up for a while from that.
So it's it's something to do the relationship between its relationship between fluoride
and calcium.
Right.
So the thing is is that fluoride makes people like quiescent and like agreeable and like
just like kind of lethargic and just go with the flow like got to go to work.
Got to make money.
Got to pay my mortgage.
So it's kind of like taxes.
I don't know.
We're taking a 40 percent of my.
It turns out.
Take the 40 percent.
It's kind of like Prozac you're saying.
It just turns out to be like a Don Juan had a shit ton of fluoride.
Take my money.
I don't care.
I'm just I'm working.
Everything is good.
I'm going to die.
Yeah.
It just makes you go with the flow.
I actually prefer that to crippling anxiety though.
I agree.
But the other thing that they talk about now this gets into pseudoscience but I love pseudoscience.
Same here brother.
So calcification of the pineal gland.
Oh absolutely.
So after 17 years of age they say your pineal gland calcifies.
This is proven.
That's real science.
Yeah that's real science.
They don't know why it happens.
Your pineal gland is where certain hormones are made.
DMT they think it comes from the pineal gland.
Melatonin comes from the pineal gland.
So all these hormones come from this gland.
So is it possible that this gland or these chemicals it allows you to be in touch with
different realms or to be more in touch with just like more enlightened in general.
People say like I think Casey said too much fluoride.
That's why you can't see God.
No that's the marijuana.
It's like why would they spend why would the government spend money just to take care of
your teeth makes you more docile.
It's a back door like everything the government does.
It's a thing it could possibly be.
It's a bad.
I don't care about anything else about your health just your fucking teeth.
Let's talk about like fucking let's talk about the feminization of males.
That one about that though I died in salt they added I don't know so people don't get
salt under a microscope it's like scary looking it's like squared like crystals.
But yeah so that was the problem was is that OK so one in 10 percent one in 10 people are
very stupid that they can't do anything without being counterproductive.
Well before they iodized the salt it was more like three in 10 people's like 30 percent
of the population were like fucking retarded.
So literally like they couldn't join the military because if you're that dumb you literally
can't join the military.
So they had goiters right because this this all started when people got away from near
the oceans.
You can get enough iodine just by being within like 10 miles of the ocean.
Yeah because you'll breathe in the air.
It doesn't take you don't need a lot.
So what happens is the people out in the where the dust bowl is and you actually look at
it not enough iodine in the actually look at it.
That's actually an interesting thing because if you actually look at it.
Northeast America has the the highest like IQ to the rest of the country and it's all
mostly coastal.
If you actually look at it like the entirety of the east it's like all coast like Massachusetts
is mostly coastal Maine all that like it's all coastal.
And then like you also have the Hudson River which has the salt from the from the from
the ocean because the Hudson River goes straight down to the ocean and the water up here is
technically fresh water but it's still it's like half fresh half salt.
So if you actually look at it most of the rivers and most of the stuff has like a decent
amount of salt in it and even the lakes around here have have a little bit of salt in it.
So it's like your breath.
It's like if you look at it no shit because it's a good point because like if you like
because that kind of puts it in there you're like oh shit.
That's that's iodine is not naturally in salt though it's added this but like the but like
the the breeze from the ocean actually gives you more like intelligence because like you
get like more minerals from from the ocean.
The ocean is a life bringer for like water is such an interesting thing like water is
the cradle of life.
Yeah everything that lives needs water.
Well we're seafaring people like Mesopotamia that was that started what in the Nile River
is not what it was.
Fertile Crescent.
That's where we came from like we are fishermen Egypt.
Now that the Mesopotamia is also Syria Iraq.
Yeah but still it's the Fertile Crescent like it was on some river.
It's on a river Tigris and Euphrates.
Yeah there you go.
So we we came from rivers like that's like we probably grew crops with the water from
the rivers we fished out of the rivers.
Human beings need water and that's why people get relaxed when they're near water because
it means oh I can survive.
Yeah like you look first and foremost you need water.
You look over a lake and you're like just sitting there like next to a fire you made
that fire you are you are you are a human you made the fire and you're sitting next
to a lake like you're just like you got what you need.
This is what I like I have warmth and I have water like I am I am content.
Yeah your body knows that its needs are met.
It's like I can fish so I got food.
I'm good.
Yeah it's it's it's interesting like like water itself and like everybody's like water
water like the sound even the sound of water can calm people.
Like people go to sleep to the sound of the ocean like water is such an important thing
to humanity.
And like it's it's it's almost like and like if you actually look at it like the like the
deserts like you were saying during like the Dust Bowl and stuff like they like like they
were like people from the desert are fucking miserable like it and like and like people
are like oh it's because it's hot it's like there's no fucking water you dried out like
you're gonna be you're gonna be fucking miserable.
Like it's it's it's it's it's it's insane that like you you you you fuck I'm stuttering.
No I break my brain goes a thousand miles per hour that might be too.
I have the opposite problem but I can't keep up with what I'm saying.
But like you're you're looking at the ocean and like you're looking at water and stuff
and then you look at a desert people are fucking miserable.
Look at the Middle East everybody's fucking angry.
Yeah it was fucking piss.
Yeah and it's probably something beyond our even our consciousness.
If you look at California surfers fucking chill dudes like fucking Maine like all like
the coastal towns like they're all like hey guys like you're next to the fucking ocean
you're always gonna be fucking happy you got fucking one like it's it's it's it's it's
I'd be happy if I was next to the ocean.
Yeah it's it's it's it's in your brain it's like okay I can chill out a little bit I got
water near me like the Hudson River we're fucking angry because the Hudson River is
toxic as shit like we know in our brains don't go fucking near that water.
Like I've lived next to the Hudson River my entire life I've never stepped foot in that
because I'm like I will die.
I do I have chronic nightmares about the Hudson River.
The Hudson River is terrifying.
Yeah it's bad.
Almost every night I have dreams for some reason I don't know why.
Oh I'm not not to dis not to fucking.
Maybe you I'm sorry you maybe you died and you like are reincarnated maybe died in the
Hudson River.
I had I I've dreamt about it last night.
I had an interesting dream like speaking of dreams and like I like made me do a new theory
on ghost actually and I had a dream that I died and I came back as a ghost at like my
own house and like my family members were there and I could contact I could like move
shit and I could talk to them type thing like they know that I'm there and I would like
blink and it's like six months later and I'm like still there and like my family be like
oh Tyler Tyler move something like I lifted up like a coat like a thing so I'm like I'm
letting people know that I'm there and like the more people knew that I was there the
more shit I could do I could I could do more shit I could like I didn't have to like like
fucking like flip my whole energy into lifting up a fucking bottle or something and then
like I'd keep blinking and I'd go like six months a year in advance like I'd keep going
it got to a hundred and twenty years later and it got to the point where my entire family
was dead everybody that knew me was dead and everybody forgot about me and it wasn't.
How selfish.
That's an insane dream.
How selfish.
My whole family's dead and they forgot about me.
No but like they forgot about me but the interesting thing is that like when the new family was
there I couldn't move shit I couldn't do that because I was forgotten I didn't have the
like the ability to contact with people and like then like I could only do like a thing
like I would have to like focus my entire being to like move it like that type thing
like when like I was first there I could like lift it up and like fucking like toss it like
a fucking like bartender or whatever and then like fucking do that but then like towards
like the hundred and twenty years I was like it was like barely lifting it up and moving
it.
What could that mean?
And then like I'm like what if like the ghosts that like you you see now and stuff like it
takes so much energy because everybody forgot about them and then like when like they get
because like as the as the years went on I started getting more and more angry because
I'm like I can't do anything I'm fucking sitting here.
All right so this is this is my interpretation of dreams okay from analyzing my own dreams
okay so I try not to think that the universe is trying to tell me something I try and think
what part of my brain was trying to tell you is do I use when I when I when I'm having
those thoughts what other what parts of what when have I used those parts of my brain before
you know so maybe maybe you're thinking as I'm aging I'm getting less and less powerful
right so do you have some fear that as you're getting older that you don't have the power
you used to you're not as something you don't you don't have the same something as you had
when you were younger maybe he's turning to God because he has no control.
Let's be real okay let's let's let's get to like something scaring you about getting
older let's do let's let's let's let's get like let's get like personal okay let's get
personal.
Let's get personal.
Not like Ali Mack personal but yeah Ali Mack personal is a little weird but like shout out
to Ali Mack by the way.
Fucking working like a fucking loser.
Tony the tiger.
Frosted Flake.
Yeah I'm just joking.
But like what what what's like your actual dream like if you could do anything like what
is your for like doing stuff like what do you if you could achieve anything that you
wanted to what's your dream.
I would like to have a girl on rotation every day of the week.
That's like you ever see the movie office face.
Yeah like if you could do anything you want what you do he goes two chicks at the same
time do I'm not very sad.
Yeah I I want to be remembered for doing some good in this world.
That's my dream.
I want to be remembered for doing something good and then when my duty is done I want
to be able to look at a grateful world.
That's that's that's my dream.
I want to be able to do do what I do what I'm meant to do do my do my duty that I'm
supposed to do leave the world a better place than I came in because I was there.
Like leave it leave a leave a legacy that I did good for this world to the point where
I can I can die in peace and be like I like I like I like kind of like the ride off into
the sunset at the end like cowboy movies like be like I did my I did my duty I'm ready type
shit hallelujah dr.
Tyler Lee jr.
Everyone yeah that's awesome.
I mean really like besides like you know the check on rotation I was just joking about
that I mean that'd be cool but God you want to send that my way but I just want to um
I want to be able to take care of my friends and family I want to have good health you
know to be able to do that I'm very obsessive about my health for that reason you know because
I know if I don't have my health I don't have anything absolutely even if I was rich I'd
be poor if I didn't have good health so I'm very diligent about taking care of my health
like researching health stuff to the point of obsession yeah but um you know if you don't
eventually it's gonna catch up with you but yeah I just want to I want to be in a position
where you do right by your fan I can take care of my family my friends and people around
me you know I really like I don't I don't want a lot like as far as material possessions
you know material possessions really like having like really nice stuff vanity kind
of makes me uncomfortable it's a vanity yeah yeah so yeah that's what I want what about
you casing what was the question what do you want what's like your dream like if you like
at the end of the day when you when you're on your deathbed what do you want to look
back at and be like I this is what I like I was happy that like this is what happened
like or or anything like that like you want power you want money you want to help people
you want to do stuff like like what what's your like overall well I think if you're on
your deathbed you just want people look back and be like oh that was a good dude you know
your deathbed you want yeah you want a lot of mostly people look back and do I want to
do I want to look back and my kids my wife my family be like I did right by them and
I want to look back at the world and be like I did right by the world that's what I want
to do I want to be able to look back and be like I did the duty that I was given I was
able to take care of my family is able to take care of the world the world is a better
place because I was here if you leave the world a better place than it was when you
got there just be like with the actions that you did the world could be a fucking shit
show but you made a difference in the world by helping like you yourself can like make
a difference and even like not trying to get like all sappy and stuff but anybody can change
the world with enough effort yeah you know that's kind of why I stopped like fighting
with liberals on Facebook because it was just one it was too easy I was like I'm not like
making the world any better by doing this I'm I'm actively making it worse are you making
the world any better by ghost did you hear that it sounded like somebody was coming down
the stairs maybe Megan yeah oh yeah but it was just like no no no you don't have to check
it was just you know it's okay demons and shit but I yeah no it's just like I'm like
I'm not making the world better by doing this I'm getting people riled up and you know a
lot of these people most of them are the one in ten that can't do anything without being
counterproductive and I know that but they don't know that so it's not really fair you
know so I'm just like stirring the pot and they're angry and because they fought with
this fucking five foot six guy on Facebook you know now pissed off at their family they're
doing dishes throwing the dishes it's like it's not making the world a better place it's
like you know like the thing like that I really enjoy about my job is like when you do something
good you know you did something good like when you like when you like help somebody
on like the brink of death to come back like and you're like doing that and like they look
in their face that like the gratitude that they have that you gave them a second chance
and I always think that it's not me giving them a second chance I'm just working through
God God's working through me to help them medical director yeah thanks doc medical director
than God make sure thanks doctor D but uh but like like when you're working through
it it's like it's like through me God gave this person a second chance and the gratitude
that they can that like they show to you is like and like that like the thanks that you
get from it is yeah it's such a fucking like you can go through the horrible like shit
and like that one person that gives you like the the actual look of gratitude makes it
all worth it yeah when people are grateful it's dope it's awesome a lot of times they
aren't like you think a lot of people don't realize the sacrifices that you have to make
to get to those points like you have to sacrifice family time you have to sacrifice like you
know life in general like you're back you're back yeah mental state like all that mental
and physical health yeah and then but then you have that one person that one person that
looks at you and like thanks you profusely for for what you help them with yeah and like
if you like even if like you're like okay they were like unconscious and stuff like
you see them out in public and they're like I remember you like yeah like I had that a
couple times and it's such a it's such like a like a good feeling that you get like that's
like the you you gave me a second chance like I had a guy who got shot in the fucking head
came back like we got him back fucking fine ended up being like totally fine it just grazed
him but like he got knocked out by it he goes you gave me a second chance I got out of my
gang I did all it's like you like you look at it you're like I did it I did a good thing
there dude I actually had this one kid who thinks he almost died but he just did way
too much like edibles like he drank like 500 milligrams at once it's like it's like a little
liquid liquid THC thing yeah and he I mean he was fucked up dude he's puking everywhere
but uh he uh he came up to me and he uh or actually no he talked to somebody and he said
oh man you know this this kid took care of me and he inspired me to go become an EMT
right and I'm like oh dude that's awesome that's dope kid we were fueling up our ambulance
he came up behind us in a fire truck and he hops out he's like dude I'm doing this now
because because of you thank you so much and then I was on the phone with my friend and
he's like hold on hold on somebody's walking up to me and he's talking to him and it was
that kid and he was saying he just got a job at our former employer really the one that
you know yeah that pounds you into the ground and I'm like I don't know if that kid's life
is gonna get any better I think he's fucked now but um yeah no that that was cool but
uh back to the feminization of men oh my god let's talk about the concept of zero concept
is zero we'll get back to I want to talk about the feminization yeah I was just being a retard
so the powers that be all right first of all let's let's just real quick touch on micro
plastics let's talk about plastics in general okay let's talk about bisphenol a I'm sure
we've talked about it before all right but let's let's talk about that let's let's hear
it so so bisphenol a was first synthesized in the late 1800s okay and it's a synthetic
estrogen that's what it was originally synthesized for so in the 1930s they started using it
in plastics right so if you look at the bottom of this container right it says BPA and DEHP
okay so because around 2003 for five oh god bless by the way we were talking about cup
has a nice nice girl with us okay she's very well endowed yeah she's got some fun bags
on her looks actually like my beautiful girlfriend like like it's actually funny like me me and
her say that looks what how she looks it's actually kind of uncanny god damn and she's
got the jock jacket on oh yeah that's my girlfriend actually recreated this photo with my letterman
jacket very nice yeah you got that picture no I'm just but um all right so BPA right
first synthesizes an estrogen 1930s they started using it in acrylics okay yeah so um these
scientists were conducting experiments with with estrogen and test tubes right researching
estrogen for cancer right yeah because it's known that we touched on this in the last
podcast when I was talking about the chemotherapy that I was experimenting with they they use
anti estrogens to reduce breast cancer in women right that's how it works because estrogen
is they found responsible for some cancers so they were experimenting with estrogen and
all their controls in this experiment right the way they would test it is they put cells
in the test tubes and the ones that were exposed to estrogen would proliferate just like a
cancer cell would what they realized is the ones that they put in the plastic test tubes
all proliferated and they're like okay these are the controls these ones don't even have
estrogen what's going on that doesn't make any sense so it took them a year to figure
it out but it was the plastic test tubes really yeah so then they contacted the manufacturer
and they said did you know that these test tubes are leaching estrogen to the point that
we can't use them for our experiments right just regular little plastic test tubes right
that's why you all the glass all the glass ones were fine you got to use glass so they
didn't know that this was a widespread thing that these were leaching synthetic estrogens
so that's when it started coming out all this BPA free stuff because they found out in even
tiny amounts that BPA is causing massive issues in the population these the people that discovered
it they think it's responsible for a lot of mood disorders a lot of psychological problems
because your hormones are innately connected to to your neurotransmitters yeah it's like
inseparable yeah you know so if I drink out of a plastic water bottle every day does that
mean I'm going to have mental issues because I do it like the the actual yeah the you
know the thing I would say is you can't get away from it you're not gonna get away from
plastic and even this is BPA free right well they can't just come out with other bisphenols
right so they have bisphenol s I think there's bisphenol D they just every time the government
catches on they just switch they just change it slightly but they're still estrogenic right
and there's other estrogenic compounds in it so the question is is this being done intentionally
or was it an accident so let's be real okay government wants to control people always
has that's what the government always wants to do is control people the fem like and if
you look at like a male that is high in testosterone it's kind of hard to control they're uncontrollable
uncontrollable like they're they're a they're a free-thinking beast pretty much like if
you look at somebody with like high testosterone levels like you're like holy shit like they're
they're on they're they're like they're not tameable like oh yeah like if you look back
at like our hunter gathering days like those guys were fucking animals well like those
like testosterone is a rage inducing like hormone well it's not it's actually not rage
inducing what it is though is it's your will to take take risks yeah right your will to
fight that is absolutely your will to fight and that's why in the wild when like a lion
attacks like what are those like buffalo they attack oh well the beast or whatever beast
yeah when they take them down the first thing they go for is their testicles oh yeah because
they want all the nutrients one from their testicles and you know it's that that's their
will to fight they know primarily to go after that yeah yeah also if you get your balls
ripped off i don't think you want to fight yeah like if someone ripped my balls off in
a fight i'd be like ah yeah yeah that's honestly just imagine getting into a fist fight with
somebody and then just jump down and bite off your testicles you're done what the fuck you're
out of the game yeah but like the thing is if you actually look at the testosterone levels
from the 1940s to now they fucking like have halfed like four like oh like we're almost
a quarter of what the but there are some men that are higher testosterone than others oh
yeah without a doubt if you actually look at like especially like our job fields like
like first responders military all like those are like the men who have like higher levels
of testosterone actually they have some of the lowest really yeah and i'll tell you why
because it's highly correlated with sleep all right so firemen have some of the lowest
testosterone levels of any profession really yeah but that that's not saying that firemen
have low testosterone that's not what i'm getting at it's their it's the sleep schedule
it's a sleep schedule yeah and it's not to say also that somebody with low testosterone
can't do you can't have a really hard job because they have one of the hardest jobs
yeah right really fucking hard job but that's how important it is to get sleep you know
when you throw off your circadian rhythm i forget what percentage i think it's one night
of poor sleep lowers your testosterone by 30 percent really so if you're up all night
on a 24 there's 30 percent of your testosterone in the toilet you know yeah yeah so but there's
also things that can help boost your testosterone is that why i became a nurse what's that nurse
so i became a nurse because i became a masculine such low testosterone from a poor sleep schedule
in the night show but there's actually like like um having sex increases testosterone
surprisingly jerking off does too because like you're see i would i would think that
it's the opposite i know like viewing erotica uh increases testosterone also did you ever
hear like the the testosterone like um like uh maxing like if like you're like i was a
boxer for good like 10 years like my trainer like unironically would be like don't jerk
off for the next two weeks don't have sex i look i'm all about i love this stuff right
because it's just like i love putting the pieces together the all the medical pieces
to like have an understanding of like what's going on in the human body dude i'm all about
sexual transmutation it's called yeah you save your sexual energy and put it towards
other things yeah i'm all about that yeah because like it and like it fucking worked
like i would get in the ring and i'd be like a fucking animal oh yeah i'd be like i'm like
i i fucking i'm pent up i'm fucking angry i want to fucking hit something i want to fucking
hit something yeah and then like like the thing was like and like my trainer be like
women weaken knees like like that's always like the the joke like the trainer say like
when we they they do like oh yeah like have you ever like been done my fucking like your
legs are like fucking jello oh yeah dude you feel weak yeah like holy shit yeah have you
ever like saved it up for like three months
you can shoot through a wall oh dude you feel like you're like the president i could do
that president i could run for president i need to do something i need to fucking do
something you feel like the man yeah like the kumer the kumer fucking phenomenon with
like the guys that just like jerk off fucking every day like fucking five times a day like
that's that's that's a little something like like i was at a point where like you know
you know once a day type shit like you know you get off that those are rookie numbers
three times a day but like you you can like there's it's a give and take pretty much yeah
it's like you can build it up but also you lose like the the high peaks but you can get
an even higher peak if you save it up but that high peak immediately goes down once
it was so like release there's definitely benefits to saving it yeah definitely but
there's also benefits to tanking it too well you can make some poor decisions if you save
it up too much because a lot of women that aren't great looking start looking pretty
good i think we talked about that in the session yeah some poor decisions i think we were at
dunkin donuts one time right we were there a lot you were looking at you're looking at
all the women you're like these are starting to look pretty good yeah you gotta you gotta
be careful yeah it's dangerous so there's a relief valve it's there for a reason you
know but be careful with that but um but it's actually unhealthy too to keep it in so much
because like it gets to a point where it's like almost poisoning you well it's i think
it's been proven that uh the largest like effective time to save it for testosterone
levels is a week really yeah that's that's what it means once a week like you let the
release valve out yeah like yeah yeah like if you're on a once a week schedule you you'd
probably be like a billionaire once a week and like follow ride those waves so you think
uh bill gates tricks off i think bill gates is a pedophile i think you on musk you think
he was on epsi island he was on the flight logs a shit ton of times bill gates it was
best friends with his wife divorced him because he was best friends with fucking fucking jeffrey
epsi jeffrey epstein has been friends with all the fucking elites in this world man look
here's the thing if you've got that much money right you've already fucked every super model
that you want to fuck and i would imagine and all the taiwanese prostitutes that you
can fuck yeah anything it's like all right well i gotta do something else fucking weird
today you know it's like oh well she's fucking 16 you know it's like that's probably where
these billionaires go they probably go down that road sick fuck yeah they probably would
um yeah man i i i believe that 100 it's like why wouldn't he and he's like all nervous
about it like when he's questioned about it he's like i'm not i don't really even know
the guy i was just giving him money i don't know so let's let's circle back to the feminization
of men though like it's it's an easier to control population when when men are more
feminized it really is oh without a doubt and like we're a generation raised by women
but that really is the thing like i like even if you have a dad like your dad has to take
a step back for the mom because that's the way society is now like you can't do anything
as a male and like like a relationship because let's look at it you fucking try to take control
of something like like not like physically like fucking manhandle but like like it's
looked at as a bad thing for the male to try to take power over things like like do things
like that the natural male is supposed to do like be the fucking like protector be the
fucking leader be like the be like the guy who's like okay i set the rules we do this
it's like it's like and in a way it's almost like um in a way it's it's it's a good thing
almost but like you know it's a bad thing at the same time because you're taking away
males like they like everything that they stood for and then you start getting fucking
soy boys that like drink soy milk and soy milk is fucking terrible for men yeah it's
a xenon estrogen soy milk is terrible for men like i drink i drink lactate because i'm
lactose intolerant but it's still milk it's like milk but without the lactose most people
are 60 of the population is actually intolerant to cow's milk yeah a lot of people don't realize
but they they take out the lactose and that and like i made sure like it's not like soy
product like it's like it's actual milk but like yeah but like soy milk fucking terrible
like soy anything is awful for you yeah yeah soybean oil and if you're a woman fine you're
you'll do fine not even because the whole breast cancer thing yeah see it all has to
be balanced estrogen is neither good nor bad right it's actually estrogen is what's responsible
for a male sex drive so if you i think we talked about you know that women give off
like pheromones like actually give off pheromones like like like you're like you're you're if
you're like in a room and a woman wants to fuck you like you're like like they just give
off a pheromone that like you subconsciously pick up on and you're like hmm i got this
yeah and men don't give off any they just have to have money no no they do too like
if you this is a fucking weird thing but like you ever like around like a really like fucking
hot girl that you want to fuck and your balls get really sweaty i've noticed that is that
a thing that's a thing like you're making my balls sweat baby pheromones are real yep
but like like the reason why your balls sweat is because you're releasing pheromones from
them and then like like subconsciously a woman can pick up on that too bad it doesn't just
come out of your like mouth scientific stuff all the time and then he just says a bunch
of religious stuff after it and it just doesn't make too much i'm a complex guy like i like
and like that's the thing like people think i'm retarded because i act the way that i
do i'm actually relatively book smart like i don't think anybody thinks you're retarded
but like i give off like the i'm retarded vibe we all do yeah everybody that's why we're
here but like like i give off that but like i'm actually like pretty well read like i
obviously we're all smart because we're doing this podcast where we talk about what intellectual
things but like like most people like we like the last time we talked about people who are
illiterate like that read under a sixth grade level oh the one in ten yeah yeah like but
like i like did like a thing and like i read it like a like a master's degree level like
thing and like i can speak at a master's degree level um but like phd level shit is fucking
ridiculous like they talk like hello i'm mr einstein and i'm here to talk about quantum
physics man i don't know if they're all like that but like like it's that just means they
paid a lot for a lot of doctors that are pretty fucking stupid yeah oh yeah yeah just because
you're a doctor like people who graduate high school can graduate high school at a sixth
grade reading level like it's like it's like just because you you are a phd doesn't mean
you have a phd level of thing and just i dropped out of fucking college and fucking in in my
my first year of fucking junior college like like uh community college i dropped out of
community college and i have a master's degree level of vocabulary yeah it doesn't that doesn't
mean anything yeah because it's like having a degree doesn't mean anything but if you're
actually able to con like uh to to comprehend um like uh like things that are like more
complex to to things you have a higher emotional intelligence you have a higher intelligence
level i think intelligence in school especially and like the way that we measure intelligence
now in school so you know what schools were actually made for like united states schools
they were made to make you factory workers that's what school school is actually made
to destroy creativity and make you a drone yeah that's what and like and like i'm not
trying to knock school and shit but school fucking sucks yeah like school is actually
trying to destroy like you mentally so you'll be a a obedient drone and you look at these
kids that did shitty in high school and like fucking um um mark zuckerberg fucking almost
failed out of like like all this shit but he's sure because he went to harvard and he went
no he went to harvard and like almost failed out of that but because if your brain yeah
yeah that harvard if your brain works a different way than what they're trying to do you're
not a drone yeah so if you're not a drone you're not going to do well in school like
if you look at all these punks quote unquote punks in like school and stuff like there's
some kids that are just bad at school because they're fucking assholes and like there's
like but there's some kids that are like more creative types and absolutely like that but
the school like because i'm a i'm an artist and i'm a musician like that's kind of like
what my brain like goes to like i i sell paintings and stuff like i do like paintings and stuff
like that's the way my brain works uh my creativity was almost destroyed in school like they actively
tried to beat that out of you well yeah there's there's an actual scientific explanation for
this right so what makes humans so different than animals right if you look at uh like
a deer did we talk about this when a deer is born right how it can just get up and walk
within minutes okay humans like giraffes and shit humans can't do that no we have we have
a why is that we have it developed we actually come out underdeveloped like we should be
in the womb for longer actually but we get we get born at nine months basically underdeveloped
so our mom has to take care of us like we have to we we can't live without our mom for
like you know the first couple years of our life well the reason right that humans can't
walk after minutes of being born is because our nervous systems are so much more pliable
than an animal's and we're capable of so so much more than an animal is going back to
why we're special yeah well so so deer they're all basically exactly the same how they react
yeah there's no variation between them if you look at a deer and go it's like hey they're
like jumps off into the fucking woods they're very good at doing the same thing over and
over and over oh yeah okay they get up after five minutes after being born they walk and
they start eating shit drinking out of their mom's tit right and humans i mean humans drinking
out of their mom's tits too but um they they don't start walking for what a year an entire
year it's because the nervous system is so plastic and so pliable that it has to be like
like taught over and over and over again you know because it's like jello the human mind
is like jello whereas a deer is like made of steel just gets up starts doing shit right
humans are just jello but because of that we can do so much right that's what makes
us human um but uh there's also variation amongst humans right so somebody who's really
good at doing repetitive tasks okay like say like mathematicians and shit well not just
like a mathematician but say like a security guard like a prison guard right they do their
rounds that that would drive you and me fucking insane yeah like you just do your fucking
rounds and then go oh buddy you're out of there prison cell get back in there like a
factory worker right what's that a factory worker like assembly line people like like
as drones like pretty much as iq gets lower and lower the jobs that people do get more
and more repetitive yeah so the the less repetitive the job the more critical thinking it takes
the higher your iq has to be so and it's like you get more animal like as you get closer
to that one in 10 people that's so stupid they can't do anything about that school is
trying to make you into that lower intelligence well exactly and the thing is by definition
somebody who's more creative right just has to be more unstable yeah they have to be all
right because you can't be creative people are like oh like people that don't have that
creativity they're just very stable they can just like sit in class absorb the information
and just like implement it and like not think their minds not go in other places look at
the very stable people yeah look at the world's greatest artists they're all fucking batshit
insane and they have to be yeah because that's the thing like artists look at the world a
different way than people than like the normal drones do like the normal like factory workers
like vincent van gogh was fucking batshit fucking insane and like fucking like he would
always be like an outcast and stuff but if you look at his work you're like that's fucking
in unbelievable like type shit like he like you have to have a special kind of brain to
be an artist like uh and like it's like the the old saying is that art is supposed to
disturb the the comfort or like disturb like the normal and uh comfort the disturbed it's
like like disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed type thing like you look at
a painting if like you have like a more creative like or more like fucked up brain quote unquote
like fucked up brain like you look at that i'm like i can see what the artist was thinking
like a lot of people who are just like normal drones like they're like oh art's stupid like
it's a painting i'm like but like when you're actually in the mindset you can look at a
piece of art and be like you can feel what the person was trying to do with it like you
could look at it and you're like some people just see like like fucking a skeleton with
a cigarette in his mouth but like you look at it and you're like you can see the different
brush strokes you can see like the stuff you're like i can see how he was thinking here like
you can like kind of like and then like the thing is that art's always subjective so even
if the the artist had like a completely different thing the if you see it a completely different
way that's completely viable like that's like you can look at something be like i see it
this way and that's still just as viable as the way the artist saw it in the first place
type thing it's it's really it's interesting yeah i mean it dude if you look at like take
a police officer for example right how often are police officers like in a band or they're
like oh i'm gonna be down at the art gallery dude promoting some of my paintings yeah they're
just they're not because those are just two different ends of the spectrum yeah right
one is very good at following orders right um just like doing what they're doing what
they're told like there's not a lot of variation in their personality very stable generally
you know but people have the same haircut yeah i feel like i'm not that person that's
very stable and good at following more her see yeah yeah but i feel like i'm very creative
we wouldn't be doing this if we weren't creative exactly exactly but um how we get on that
uh about that we started with the femination of fucking men well we started with alex jones
an hour and 57 minutes ago honestly it's been it's been just thing after thing after all
fucking let's talk about world war three world war three fuck it why not then we got to talk
about mars you said that they found oh boy what do you want us to talk about first mars
or world war three i think we've covered world war three what they find on mars yeah crazy
crazy crazy fucking shit um mars they did new like testing on like the soil of mars
they found on mars um certain like chemicals or like makeup of like something like like
something like like like an add atoms or something like they found something on mars that the
only time that they found something else like that was at hiroshi uh hiroshima and nagasaki
or a new a a nuclear bomb dropped there are certain like like elements that only form
after a nuclear bomb was dropped and the entire planet of mars is covered in that oh shit
is it like nuclear glass it's like nuclear like sand and stuff like but like the interesting
thing is that the theory is that research this like they they nuked like mars was a
planet like ours and it just was a nuclear holocaust so it just all turned to fucking
sand and that was the first planet that humans were on and we destroyed it so we moved to
earth to earth and if you actually look at it and like the same thing with like venus
like venus is like we haven't really tested shit out on venus but i wouldn't be i wouldn't
be surprised if venus was like the same thing because like what if what if what if humanity
is just skipping planets like we're just skipping back and forth or even scarier right so we
have factory farms yeah that's where we get our food from chickens oh shit sorry no that's
where we we raise these animals to harvest them what if we're just that what if we're
the four aliens what if we're alien zoos they just they just let us all populate the area
and then they come along and kill us all and eat us what if what this is an even more interesting
thing what if we are alien like cock fights like you know when you release two cocks and
you fight and you bet on one one or the other what if the aliens are kind of pushing us
towards like conflicts and stuff and then betting on who's gonna win man we'd be fucked
we wouldn't be able to do anything about it but also then like whenever like we were talking
like whenever like a nuclear war was like inbound like the cold war and like you know
the Cuban Missile Crisis and stuff always somehow we avoid nuclear war because nuclear
war would be bad for anything because not only does the nuclear bomb destroy like things
on earth it goes up into the atmosphere and just goes out into space well I mean space
is just very nuclear anyway I mean there's so much radiation in space yeah but once you
get beyond the Van Allen belts it's all radiation yeah so it's it's a it's an interesting thing
but like you're like if Mars was like was nuked out of existence we could do that we
could fucking do the same thing to here man because I think we have a bomb big enough
to destroy the earth we have the United States has a thing called mutually assured destruction
so if somebody attacks us we just blow up the fucking world like it's like the we take
our toys and go home I think something like 40 50 nukes can destroy the world or the earth
unhappily oh my god yeah that is just that is just I can't even fathom you know but like
if you like it's nukes going off all over the place oh my god oh my god I'm calling
you right there's another one there's another one guys there's another one oh my god you
call Honolulu Games I mean dad dude you know the nukes are going off man can you imagine
it would take so it would take between 10 and 100 supernukes that's a big variation
yeah I know it's either 10 or 100 how much how much money do I it's either 10 or 100
dollars I don't know but the thing is America has fucking thousands of nuclear bombs I bet
that they have just like a bore to the center of the earth where they can just drop a nuke
and it just blows up from the inside out so you mean a Gartha hollow earth they may have
artificially made one no no no no no no Gartha has always been there that's where the dinosaurs
went they just went in the hole they went in the hole that's where they are also that's
where the Nephilim went the the human giants and Hitler went there at the end of World
War two and now the Giants and dinosaurs are Nazis and they're just waiting for the time
to come out and take over the world so you're telling me there's a party in this hole they're
waiting because Mecca Hitler's down there and he's training the dinosaurs they train
the Giants and dinosaurs and then like fucking you know a hundred years from now they're
gonna crawl out of that hole you're just fucking Sigasaurus with a fucking swastika fucking
armband remember playing Call of Duty Vanguard and you're calling those guys Mecca Hitlers
yeah they're Mecca Hitlers dude I've looked on Google Earth I didn't see any hole yeah
dude it's in Antarctica also fucking weird shit about Antarctica you can't just go to
Antarctica you have to be like part of like a research group and stuff well I mean you
have to have the view if you really want to no no no like if you go to Antarctica and
like a base finds you they'll arrest you and like deport you back to your country nice
what yeah look it up like you can't go to Antarctica unless you're part of a research
group also Antarctica is considered like a neutral ground for the entire world because
like almost all nations have like an outpost there and you're not allowed to have weapons
on Antarctica yeah yeah I've read about that yeah but we haven't explored in Antarctica
basically at all like we have something really there besides or is it oh Antarctica what
if like the reason why we're not allowed to go on there is because there's way more shit
in Antarctica than we fucking know about what if there's like fucking an entire civilization
that was like lost dude dude we're on there on the rabbit hole like you all know about
Pangea how the entire world was like one big like thing at first right yeah kind of spread
apart and Artica was part of that what if an advanced civilization was part of Antarctica
and when it when the world broke up like the like the Pangea broke up and then Antarctica
went to the bottom of the earth they all like got froze out but like there was an advanced
civilization there because there's things from like back in the day that like don't
make any sense like it's way more technologically advanced but they can't find a culture that
made it type thing but what if Antarctica is where it all went damn because Antarctica
if you actually look at it like the like United States like in that we're like connected to
like Europe and stuff and then like the like Africa and South America were like combined
together type thing and then Antarctica was actually like the like the cusp underneath
all that and then it broke off and it went down but if you actually look at where like
the like like the world like where people like were created wouldn't be that far of
a stretch from people to go from you know the center here down to Antarctica and then
when it breaks off slowly it it just they slowly float down and it gets colder and colder
and colder and colder to the point where they can't survive let me look up where Antarctica
was when Pangea was one because the North Pole altogether all connected yeah because
the North Pole has no landmass it's all ice but Antarctica is actual land yeah it's covered
in ice but it's it's actual land like the North Pole it's just ice it's just ice it's
ice caps and shit like it's fucking weird and Antarctica itself is a very strange place
it's a very strange mysterious place because like it's so cold we can't we can't explore
it type thing like you need like specialized things it's like it's like wars it's like
exploring a different planet because it's so cold like you can't like and then like
at random points like there's like been like research groups where like the fucking ice
opens up and your fucking truck falls down it and then the ice closes like what the what
the fuck's that shit they have those special Antarctic exploration vehicles yeah but like
sometimes the ice opens up and then closes within a day so they'd never be able to find
they'd never be able to find it yeah because they go back to the same spot that it was
and the cracks sealed like not sealed but like the crack like went back together isn't
it wild to think that Long Island would have been touching Africa yeah part of Africa yeah
it's it's weird what exactly what part of Africa that's so crazy it's like you can't
deny it just by looking at it it's like they fit like puzzle pieces hundreds of thousand
years ago yeah that's so wild that's wild man that's crazy yeah it's it's it's just
nuts but like it's a fucking interesting thing to think about though you know like it's it's
like dude somebody would try and refute that it's like how do you refute that they fit
together like puzzle pieces yeah and if you look at Antarctica it kind of Antarctica isn't
that fucking long in real life it's a circle but it was it was it was connected to one
the right one well the you know north and south america to like Africa how it fits in
just like a puzzle piece and then Antarctica was the entire bottom of it that got kind
of ripped off and went to the bottom south america and Africa used to be it's hard to
do this entire time i i was thinking that Antarctica was north no Antarctica is the
south just like fucking dude geography wasn't my strong point bro are you sure you weren't
you weren't one of the other one in 10 yeah bro Antarctica is all the way down there dude
it's crazy like people think that like oh this further south you go the the hotter it
gets but then if you actually look at it like Antarctica is colder than the north pole
wow yeah i mean closer to the equator is hotter but like the south pole is colder than the north
pole yeah i think the Santa Claus doesn't live in Antarctica he lives in the north pole
oh i forgot you believed in Santa Claus because you were you were religious ho ho ho ho ho
fucking ho i i personally think religion is kind of like believing okay i mean they're both like
they're both like it would be nice to have like if Sam was real it'd be nice if someone if some
old dude like you just give him cookies and he brings me a bunch of shit i need every year
but it's not realistic if Santa Claus that's what we teach children if Santa Claus is real i'd
probably fucking shoot him like if i was just like hanging out in my house on Christmas eve
and some dude came down my chimney he's like oh here's the present i get the fuck out of my
house how cool would it be if Santa some dude every year just brought you both like everything
that you needed you know what i mean that's kind of like god and like he comes out of your chimney
it's kind of what would you do if some guy just jumped out of your chimney and gave you presents
well we'll talk about this on the the uh christmas episode of what's up podcast oh also coming up is
the uh halloween all right do you think we're gonna go uh ghost hunting this year
i'm down to go ghost hunting dude so am i we just gotta we gotta find a time where we're all like
you know able to do it bro i want to see some paranormal shit but i don't want to bring anything
home dude no fuck that yeah dude i was i was looking at this um this house with a real estate
agent a couple days ago and this place was definitely haunted what 100 percent super
by a house dude i'm looking at them i don't want to but i want a garage and that's you try to buy
just a garage i just want a place with a garage i'll take an apartment with a garage but i i looked
at a couple houses and um the i just got this like feeling when i went into this place i'm like this
place is fucking creepy dude it looked dope in the pictures it was not dope it was just like
it was not dope so we went down into the basement and the real estate agent is like i just got
touched by something and we need to leave and i'm like okay we're getting out of here but bro this
was so old this place that i went in the closet and there was a hanger that said queen mary on it
like the ship really the queen mary the rms queen mary yeah that was like that place is
that like the queen mary is actually supposed to be haunted too is it yeah this is like 1932 yeah um
let's uh let's go to tyler's hypothetical of the week all right so insane hypotheticals
um you every single day at a random time you don't know when it's gonna be you just
no like you're that would be terrible no like you're just sitting there and then corn kernels just
pour out of your mouth like a significant amount of corn kernels popped or just the kernels just
the kernels talking about listen listen listen listen you can't help it at one point out of
every day you're just sitting there and then corn kernels just pour out of your mouth and
enough like and then it goes back to normal like that's amazing like what do you do i what do you
do them in a bag and i pop them when i watch you keep the emphasis bag in your pocket and just fill
it up yeah save them they make popcorn that'd be amazing but like you get that and then like um
like you go to the doctors and you're like hey i i have this problem and they're like yeah what's
that i i have corn that just like corn kernels it's come out of my mouth every day at a random time
and you're like and they're like oh okay and they keep you for um they keep you for uh observation
for a day yeah but um while they're keeping you for observation it doesn't happen and you realize
that the corn is sentient sentient it's sentient it's shy it doesn't like to be it doesn't like to
come around around doctors so you can't prove it to anybody that the corn like it happens but um
like it just it's there and you actually realize that it doesn't come from your body it comes from
the corn dimension oh no how do you close that you don't close it you can never close it like you try
to close your mouth and you'll choke on the uh on the corn kernels dude but you know it would be
worse that would that wouldn't be as bad as if it came out of your fucking eyes you're sitting there
yeah just coming out of your tear ducts just yeah no drive drive down the road because you can just
like spit like you said yeah this is basin but like you get like a minute like you know like the
feelings coming like the corn the corns the corns on the cow and then you just have a corngasm
yeah and then she starts coming out around you just got a corngasm oh man there's worse things
yeah there's worse real things yeah but like yeah that'd be kind of that'd be kind of not fun
yeah that would be like an inconvenience yeah like like you're having like a nice date with
your lover and you're at like a nice restaurant and you're like this food's wonderful and then
you just get the feeling that the corn's coming where do you go yeah like do you go somewhere
do you just go all right i got something to explain to you and i only got a minute
would you rather have that or seizures tonic clonic seizures i mean seizures would be easier
to explain than corn coming out of your mouth like you can be like oh i have a medical you can't
drive you're done driving if corn comes out of your mouth and you still drive
you know take your pick seizures or or corn a cornhole that's a tough one like because then you
could get like you know like a disability thing type thing but like would like corn be considered
a disabled i think you still get laid if you had seizures yeah corn coming out of your mouth
i'd be like you're not you're not getting any play you're just like i'm so sorry he always
everybody would think you're a liar he'd be like oh he just fucking always has a pocket full of
fucking corn girls his stupid joke is so fucking played out it keeps fucking doing it you know
and it's slightly painful yeah nobody believe you dude they all just think you're an asshole
shoving corn in your mouth and then just getting it out but like it's a it's such a significant
amount like you couldn't put it in your mouth it like fills your car like not like fills your car
but like you could definitely feel like like two emesis basins like it's a significant something
you're a fucking liar they'd be like him and his fucking magic tricks dude he's trying to do these
fucking magic tricks it's always corn it's not fucking funny it's the same fucking joke it's
always corn i don't know why it's always come played out he's like my dude like he just fucking
has corn that comes out and it's just it's like you'd lose friends because you'd be a fucking cool
guy until you start doing that fucking magic trick man god it's not a magic trick it's a
medical condition they're like and like the corn dimension like they have like the fucking like
corn people that like to shove like kernels out of your mouth and as soon as the kernels come out
of your mouth they're not sentient anymore dude nobody believe you no that'd be a curse that would
be a fucking curse i'd rather have seizures you'd rather have seizures than corn much much rather
have seizures do you have corn or seizures corn like what god like you know corn like pouring out
of your mouth like once a day or would you rather have seizures every like once a day like you can't
help it you just uh we were talking about you were here for that yeah before you take a piss corn
because i don't want to have seizures every day yeah but like two full emesis basins those long
bags of corn kernels oh fuck that i'll have seizures right i'll just it's it's a it's a it's a win it's
a lose lose you know what i i won't be able to drive but i'll get one of those fucking electric
bikes and just ride around zip zip yeah and i have a seizure i just fall on the ground somebody calls
911 i get charged fucking fifteen hundred dollars you know whatever no big deal oh let's uh let's
talk about the uh the childhood um like cartoon characters and sexual preference later in life
yeah like um it's always like like like uh i go to the to my generation's thing it's like uh goth
girls were very prevalent in our cot in our cartoons and i have an unhealthy obsession with goth girls
yeah that's our entire generation yeah like goth girls are fucking lit like you're like this is
fucking wonderful uh whenever you see a girl in goth makeup but like if you look back at like you
know 1990 you know 1960s 1970s and stuff it's always a redhead chick that's like a bimbo lady
and then like the 19 like yeah what was the what was the big thing in 1990s like what was like
they're like like like a girl type because i know like like the like the 2000s was like goth girls
the like tapanga from boy meets world like like this fucking hot the the power ranger the girl next
door type shit yeah yeah like that i think that was like that but like they always like they want
like like it like it forms our fucking synapses being this like yeah like like i look at some of
these goth girls i'm like just rip my fucking throat out with your fucking fangs please mommy
but you said it was things you're afraid of that you're like attracted to later and i think that
that's where like some like fetishes come from like like you could be like afraid of something
as a kid and like to own it you fuck it were you afraid of cartoons no i mean i was afraid of like
spooky things when i was younger like like like like haunted houses and stuff and then like goth
girls are kind of just like the female embodiment of a haunted house i guess but then everybody
would pretty much have similar like fetishes and stuff i mean a lot of people do like you have like
the outliers where like people like like in like inflation like furries and shit like they're they're
they're they're just they're kind of like shit but like yeah like i feel like um like the the
the fear of like a haunted house in the goth girl is is interesting i feel like everybody's having
so much fun out there i need some like i need like a fetish oh fuck i gotta get on i gotta get on
this fetish train i feel like you could you could you probably have a couple that you
don't even know about i really like teeth like what do you mean by that i like i like teeth do
you like like rub your teeth against each other and shit or like you like no when i'm making out
with a girl i like to like look behind her teeth like her front teeth all right that that that
i think that can be considered fresh maybe oh i just like i like i really like teeth all right
you know um i uh i like legs what's that 10-4 yeah i like legs like long legs they they they drive me
nuts you know i mean but that's everybody that's not a fetish yeah but it's fucking so cool like
when you see like a long slender leg like fucking like they're not like goblin long legs but like
you know like a nice toned leg yeah i mean that's not that that's like pretty pretty normal dude um
big tits people like guys that's so normal i know i know it's normal but it's fucking basically an
oedipus complex for all men because like big tits remind us of our mothers because that's what like
we we breastfed on and shit you know what's interesting though is like that's a cultural
thing because africans aren't like interested in breasts at all really they couldn't care less no
shit yeah it doesn't mean anything doesn't do anything for them huh which is like so like
large breasts is uh signifies that only this for yeah wide hips and large breasts uh like like the
reasons why we like that is just because biologically we're like that person can carry my seed
biologically of course i like him i like him using the word biologically why but so why
why because you're you're you're you're you're spouting all these religious arguments and then
you're using against like abortion stuff and then you're being like well biologically okay uh anyways
what do you say uh oh so why why then is like a petite girl like viewed as like really like this
one on this water bottle she's not petite she's got some she's petite she's petite dude she's got
the yiddies though i don't consider the like the huge i okay muscular women like mildly mildly
muscular women are really hot like not like like the super bulky ones but like if like like i like
they like all of our chicks yeah but like like a toned like fit girl i'm like that's fucking
that's kick ass she's not petite she's got like that's what i was talking about big boobs yeah
like that's not petite see i thought petite was just like small frame no no no no no like petite's
like fucking like no tits like tiny like like like no muscle mass like there's like fucking like
sticks but i mean that's regarded as attractive as well in some cultures yeah it's just weird i i just
feel like humans have a range yeah they'll just a spectrum yeah but you know you were talking about
on animal obsession to have a short man like does it the discrimination you face as a short man oh
absolutely i i will make in my lifetime how tall are you i'm 5 11 how tall are you six foot six
foot okay so it's like two hundred thousand dollars less per two inches really yeah that's proven
that's discrimination and that's just because people look up to you less like not just like
like not just like physically looking up to you but they they don't they they look at people that
are tall as leaders yeah right and they don't look at short people's leaders not that i give a fuck i
fucking love being short it's just like who i am dude when we look up at scott i'm like that guy
is he's the leader he's a fucking leader yeah he's the he's can't even help it it's it's a part of
your brain holy shit that's a big man yeah short people are very discriminated against i was in
disney world i was in disney world with my uh with my fiance and um i was uh we went to an elevator
and we were like in like one like the stores and we were going up like the thing and then like on
the second floor because we were going up to the third floor wait when did you get engaged like
it's it's it's a thing you got engaged yeah we'll talk about oh my god he doesn't even tell us me
okay keep going so you the whole knee thing in front of people and yeah no no you'll it's it's
complicated hot airborne it's complicated what was it yeah okay it's it's it's it's my fiance
it's a uh it's a more of a promise thing at this point but like okay it's just easier to say that
you know like when i'm not an ent and i make actual money i promise i'll get a ring
that's what it is but like you're doing that and um so we were in like the elevator and then like
i get to the second floor the door opens and this dude who's like six four with a fucking mustache
and like fucking like jack comes in i'm like holy shit like this guy this guy fucks oh yeah like i'm
like and like he just exude dominance but like i was like fuck that guy like i can kick his ass
type shit like you automatically want to like be like a bit tougher than them like yeah like it's
like like a david versus goliath type thing like it's like you might be taller but i'm tougher
yeah but i mean i i don't generally just like see a tough guy i want to kick his ass
i guess for different people but i'm probably just like dude you probably get so much fucking tail
his dick just smells like poon 24 7 but like he had like an entourage with him but like you
could tell that he was like the case he just zoned out he just does this so no i'm trying not i got
the hiccups i'm trying not to hiccup but like you like looked at him and you're like okay he's the
leader of that group he's the leader yeah no but i'm on the ambivalent sessions you were talking
about the uh discrimination you faced as a short man um like eating no yeah and dating and like
oh yeah that goes without saying it's just like it's like you said you said like being a short
guys like being a woman with like a flat chest it's worse than that it's like being a fat girl
yeah oh yeah it's like it's like being a fat girl yeah yeah for sure i mean at least a fat girl can
change it exactly exactly yeah so it and plus you can get breast implants if you're a flat chested
chick dude yeah being being short it's it's just you know it's the draw dude let's be real though
you're short but how short you're gonna be right in the cock well i mean look well how how tall are
you not very big how tall are you i'm like five foot five and a half five five that half is
important like five nine i'm five eleven oh eleven yeah wow i don't really i don't know i don't know
if i believe that i you're in shorter than me i don't know how to believe that yeah
i don't i don't mind being short it's who i am i just uh i think you're taller than you think i
think you're like six one no i'm definitely like six foot but you know short guys always have the
stereotype of being like you know short guy syndrome oh yeah for sure the asshole you know
no actually that's short it was actually propaganda by the english oh yeah yeah yeah the point was
like average he was average size for the time yeah like but like they they it was it was english
propaganda for for that so like they tried to make him seem like a smaller guy than he was because
like he was such a powerful general that they're like how do we emasculate him make him short
i mean that probably short guys always have something to prove though like that's like the
thing oh without a doubt like when you like when you walk into a fucking thing as a short guy like
you're always like like i've never been like super short i've always been like you know a little bit
like like average height like maybe a slightly above average height um but like short guys whenever
they walk into a room they're like i'm i'm sure i gotta fucking fight somebody or i gotta fucking
be like the coolest guy here like yeah but i'm saying like short guy syndrome but he's not like
that he's like nice like the nicest guy yeah yeah no i mean it definitely i would say
there it's it's in there it's in there yeah yeah it's in there and i keep it suppressed
but it definitely it's like in the back of my head like it's like trying to get out yeah oh
yeah and you just got to like beat it down yeah it's like a sub personality in there it's just
grazing me how like so six inches like affects your like personality and your how people see you
and stuff because six inches isn't really that much i mean honestly man if i was given a choice
where somebody's like you could have all the power you never had you never felt any power
because you're so fucking short here it is take all the power you can have it for one day i'll
take it yeah just just to see what it's fucking like just to just to have control you know
like i was like if i could live one day as six seven just to see what it was like not even just
being tall just like it's not yeah it's all about being powerful like i don't feel like i have
i don't feel like i have any more control you go to a public place to jerk off that's also how you
get arrested why did you do this sir why are you jerking off here in public power i don't think
they'd like that he's going to fucking top of a fucking like ball you're like fuck you
yeah the power i mean that shows dominance brother that is that definitely will show
dominance yeah i'd like to hear stories about time that you got times that you got arrested
the podcast i got arrested did you get arrested i've been arrested yes i've been let's tell the
stories i've been detained i have not been arrested or detained or in any kind of this one's kind of
a long one all right i kind of have to take a piss all right all right you will let him go
all right you go first i'll be back and i'll tell the story it's it's a it's it's an oldie
but it's a goodie it's never been on the record i've told this story a few times
too many times and i gotta get prepared to tell it again so i'm gonna take a piss and i'll be back
so let's let's let's shoot the shit till he gets back because i want i want to do i gotta take a
piss yeah i haven't been officially arrested i've been detained been you know taken down the police
station like it was related to ghost hunting no actually it was trespassing well trespassing
resulting from ghost hunting right no no this is when i was a graffiti artist so okay so you've
never been arrested or like in trouble with the cops or ghost hunting right no i always got away
you got away yeah but it's not like legal when you go right sometimes
allegedly allegedly this is all legend i i but do cops do cops ever give you a hard time when
you go something they just call me a retard most of the time and let you go yeah yeah because like
they've realized that i'm not like smashing shit up that it's like you're just a fucking retard get
the fuck out of here well if we went to um what's it called pine woods yeah i know the cops like
monitor that they do they do uh you'd actually because those guys are fucking chomping at the
bit to fucking dink somebody for that especially in october like those motherfuckers are like in
the cemetery every night in october and halloween especially they have like two of the cops yeah
yeah so if we went there this month we'd probably not do well no no no no
most like quote unquote haunted places in the month of october are fucking scoured by police
like it's like ridiculous that kind of sucks yeah but like i guess you could go and like march or
something like we did but did we go in february march march i remember it was snow on the ground
it was march eighth i remember how the fuck do you remember that i just have i just have too good
of a memory do you have like a photographic memory uh not exactly but i i i my memory is
fucking god awful 2020 yeah so if you go to like a ghost hunting location yeah and you're like
trespassing like i don't know if we were trespassing that one time we would go something
technically it's public property it's a ymca ymca is public property yeah well isn't a cemetery
be public um it depends if it's a gated cemetery or not if it's like a cemetery that like has like
no official gate um then it's public property uh but if it has like a gated like thing and like
it has like a no trespassing thing basically you can't trespass any place that has no trespassing
signs but if you have if you have nothing that marks it officially as no trespassing unless it's
like a personal like house or something when did you get back here i was just like rubbing my eyes
and you just showed up like a fucking genie but like if officially it you won't be trespassing
on a place unless there is posted official signs that say no trespassing every five feet
um that's how i got out of this detainment by the way um but technically uh you have to have a no
trespassing sign every five feet at eye level for a normal adult uh every five feet and actively
visible at each five feet that's like not that's like this table yeah it's it's ridiculous but
it's kind of like it shows you to the effect like legally that's what no trespassing is like if you
go through like a gate and like it has no no trespassing signs on it you've got free like you
could you can you can fight that in court easily because in the actual law it's like it might be
five or ten feet but like it's something like they like really short like like intervals that
you have to put a no trespassing sign on i'll be right back again okay i'm gonna go get the teddy
bear headphones so like it's like you like the no trespassing things but basically if there's no
signs that say no trespassing you're you're set because most places that have no trespassing
signs are like there's maybe like two or three signs yeah on the edges of the property yep um
they have to be within like i i gotta look up the wall but like it's something like 10 feet
we have a uh we have a lawyer friend yeah that's what that this is your castle this is your castle
oh damn dude
in order to prove that you trespass the prosecutor most show that you entered or remained on the
property of another person and you did so knowingly what constitutes trespassing in new york um if you
do so you can be charged under whatever um well do you have to have a no trespassing sign in order
to get charged with trespass you have to actively know that you are trespassing and be but if you go
on someone else's property don't you know that you're trespassing uh trespassing in the first
degree is a d-class non-violent felony first-time offenders no minimum sentence but up to two and
one-third or seven years in prison alternatives are probation uh with jail community service fines and
uh conditional discharge criminal trespassing the second degree is a class a misdemeanor which means
that regardless of criminal history if you are convicted of a class a misdemeanor you could serve
up to one year in jail without mandatory minimum alternatives probation probation with jail community
service fines crest criminal trespassing in the third degree is a b-class misdemeanor uh regardless
of criminal history if you are convicted of a b-class misdemeanor you may not be sentenced you
may be you will not be sentenced uh up to 90 days in dales you might be ordered to pay fine
um you had the right to be on the property you were given permission to be on the property uh
related offenses burglary um but basically you have to be willing uh willingly know that you are
trespassing um you have to be proven that you're willingly known that you are trespassing uh the
most serious trespassing crime is trespassing with a gun or a deadly weapon um it's not like a major
major crime unless you have unless you have a gun or a deadly weapon which you could have like a
pocket knife and they could charge you with a deadly weapon uh trespassing yeah um but
it's it's normally either a 15-day jail sentence or um a 300 dollar fine
but it's really hard to prove that you that you willingly trespassed type thing and that you knew
that you weren't able to go on this area basically that's why i know trespassing signs have to be
within like like the five feet or 10 feet of each other because then they that actively shows that
you know you are trespassing no matter where you enter onto the property yeah but if somebody came
on on my like in my property right now or in my house technically you know you're trespassing
my house technically your front lawn is public property to a certain degree but if some rando
or like some fucking burglar or something just came in my house right now that would be they
definitely get charged with trespassing breaking and entering a couple other things but or just
saw my in my backyard all right let's hear these uh these uh arrest stories
please he told his no i was just i was shooting the shit so you came back i'll be back
i gotta wait for for him to tell mine yeah just shoot the shit for a minute i'll be back in my
yeah oh man i gotta p2 so yeah mine's uh man it's never been recorded
well there you go there's for sure i mean 170 people watched the last episode or listened to
the last episode 170 yeah i don't know how real that is but 170 people will never be the same
maybe we'll uh blow up someday like and uh people will go back and and listen to all the episodes
but i don't know it's gonna be on the record now yeah
but man this is this is a uh the midnight episode yeah it's it's now uh 12 33 a.m
and uh this is what we used to do in the amble session yeah record late at night up to like
two or three a.m. no worries to worry about shift yeah i i could go for some more coffee
yeah we would always have coffee mandatory you want some coffee i think we got some uh k cups
or something do you i think so i'll check damn i can go for a little bit i'm gonna i'm gonna
pause it here we can take a break all right sounds good all right we'll be back with those uh
your stories of how dan and tyler got arrested and not me because i'm good i'm a good boy
you've never been arrested nope oh man it's a good time oh yeah all right we'll be back
all right we're back holy shit we got sidetracked we got we're gonna we're gonna get back to those
stories but gamers ups let's talk about it this stuff is fucking delicious man we're not sponsored
by them yet uh gamers ups please contact us for the rest of the day we're gonna be back
yet uh gamers ups please contact us please i would love to be sponsored by you please make me into an
anime girl please what is it is it just like a flavored powder for your drinks it's like a
caffeine powder but like it's sugar freak like it's it's fucking great i mean like i said it has
caffeine how much caffeine does a lot i don't know if it says exactly it says well hold on a sec
159 000 micrograms that'd be a hundred and 159 milligrams am i under like per scoop or like
hold on oh no that's that's of this noot nootropic blend so caffeine is included in that
but there's like 10 other things so so 100 that one makes sense 159 159 000 micrograms is how
many milligrams 159 000 159 milligrams 159 000 micrograms mcg it says so that's 159 milligrams
yeah okay so caffeine is part of that 159 milligrams so i'll snort it if you like it like i said i'm a
self-proclaimed vitamin expert and i can i can tell you all the good things that this has and
why they're good vitamin c all right you need that for testosterone you need that for antioxidants
vitamin d3 is basically everything in your body needs vitamin d vitamin b6 it lowers your prolactin
levels there's better forms of it than this but this is still pretty good sometimes i take both
forms of b6 i take what's called p5p which is a reduced form of this i'll send you i'll send you
a link to the website if you if you want i'll take b100 when i'm trying to pass a drug test
you're fucking because it it colors your uh urine yellow that so if you dilute it then it just looks
normal i'm pretty sure that's the b i forget what to riboflavin riboflavin is the one that turns it
yellow yeah what else but also moderately b12 and b3 or six this is um it's got b12 in it as well
as cyanocobalamin not the best form of b12 you really want a methylcobalamin but that's very
expensive the problem with this form b12 is it has to be converted well it has a cyanide group in it
has to be cleaved off and then your body has to process that cyanide group which you never want
to be processing cyanide these big words are blowing my fucking brain cyanide
i'm not using phd words i'm not using phd words i'm not fucking that crazy the the magic vitamin
h here let's see vitamin h what the fuck caffeine althianian from green tea that's very good very
good neutropic it's calming um altirezine like i said precursor to norepinephrine and dopamine
um let's see choline biotin is vitamin h that's like what's in egg whites uh metabolizes
carbohydrates fats and amino acids and this build the building rocks of proteins phosphatidyl serine
that's a good one that's used in like the on it one that joe rogan has it's part of the uh part b of
complex group of vitamins lutein i forget what lutein does i think it's just another amino acid
um like i said acizanthin that's in krill oil coenzyme q10 there's better forms of it
like i said ubiquinol is the best dude this stuff is amazing this is honestly this is this is the best
mixture of uh of like things i've seen in an off-the-shelf supplement let's see what happens
this is gonna be interesting very very good very very good all right hold on what is it i'm trying
to i'm trying to figure out what the fuck this tastes like it's delicious it's like candy
candy dude it tastes like anime tinnies i think i talked about how on another podcast how caffeine
is just like the worst thing for you oh it's so bad yeah it is what the fuck are you talking
the thing is caffeine it's got such it's actually like it does help you focus but it's got a very
narrow therapeutic window so it's like you go from focus to anxiety too fast yeah it's like a known
thing bro i don't get anxiety because i'm not a fucking coward okay there all right i think we
need to get back to our story i'm not a coward our story is about how uh these two gentlemen got
arrested i didn't get arrested i got detained all right difference well i would you like to start
me yeah so back in my hood rat days i uh i really enjoyed doing graffiti art
in other words you drew penises on everything with spray paint no actually like i did like full on
like murals and shit of decks um but like i was doing like one of my things and it was like a
multi-day project type thing so i was going back and uh did you ever do like a train car anything
like that i mostly did like factories and stuff like like abandoned factories uh i also did that
like giant cube building like right off of 90 there off 787 oh yeah yeah that one the ice house
yeah no shit i tagged a couple things in there i feel like everybody has but not me i just say so
like painted on it yeah but i feel like they are you banksy i can either confirm or deny that i'm
banksy who's that the uh the graffiti artist that's like very famous for just like going in the
middle of the night he's also doing the art on good like walls and stuff he's also um anonymous
oh shit so uh but yeah i was i was out there doing my graffiti and stuff and it was like an
abandoned factory that apparently was i i didn't know that i was trespassing on account of legal
advisor i had no idea that i was trespassing and uh oh lo and behold whoop whoop my fuck
so i turned around and i'm like shit so i turned around i went to the other side of the uh the
factory because i knew there's another exit but there's only two exits the entire thing
apparently mr cop had a partner and he went around the other side and the other cop went around the
other side and i'm like fuck he's like what do we have here boy i'm like i ditched my can so they
couldn't prove that it was me um and uh i was like hey and they're like turn around put your
put your hands behind your back and i'm like oh no where was this so they had southern accents
turn around put your hands behind it's artistic license um so i i turned around and they put me
in fucking handcuffs they searched me uh and they're like wow what's he doing back here boy
i'm like uh urban exploring he's just like now you were trespassing son and i'm like was i i had no
idea and uh he's like a little smart ass aren't you so i got taken down to the police station they
took my fingerprints and shit they uh they asked me all like these questions like they ask you some
weird questions when you're being like booked they're like do you have any like tattoos and
stuff you got arrested that's not detained i i i went to the police station i got i got off on
being detained i might have gotten arrested quote unquote but it got removed because of certain
things expunged youthful offenders youthful offender and i was like 16 like it was youthful offender and
uh i got off on like a technicality so uh they actually had to expunge everything so technically
i probably was arrested but it's more like it was more like a scare tactic type thing because they
i don't think they wanted to throw the book at me but they're kind of being like you're ruining
your life kid no you definitely got arrested if you went to court yeah detained is like hey man we
just want to talk to you and you can go home and have dinner even if you're not guilty you're still
got arrested did they make you sit in a cell yeah you got arrested yeah all right tech but like like
the thing is it got expunged so technically i wasn't arrested i was wrongfully detained
okay um but uh they're like yep we're gonna take your fingerprints uh do you have any uh tattoos
i'm like no they're like what about uh pronounced scars i'm like the one on my face that you're
staring at and they're like oh yeah like anyone else i'm like i got a scar on my knee uh i got
stabbed in my shoulder uh no i got stabbed in my my ribs um he's like i didn't realize we were
dealing with a hardened criminal been stabbed and shot i was stabbed uh oh now i've been stabbed
three times but at that point i got stabbed once um so they did that i sat in the fucking jail cell
um they're like we can only hold you for so long so they fucking let me go um and then i contacted
a lawyer and then he's just like did they have any wanted like uh no trespassing signs i'm like
uh there's one on the ground and he goes go back and take a picture of it i'm like okay and then uh
uh then i'm like i didn't know because they didn't have a no trespassing sign because technically
i didn't know like i thought it was just an abandoned factory like who the fuck cares if
you go in an abandoned factory yeah um and then uh they got back and like my lawyer was fucking
really good and he's like he like how would how would anybody know that this is a no trespass
brother like there were those fences i'm like there's holes in the fences all around and the
no trespassing sign was on the ground face down and they're like well and he's just like just take
you know i'm like he's fucking 16 just expunged off his record it's a fucking it's stupid like you
you already made your point by fucking doing this shit like he's he's a fucking kid like it doesn't
fucking matter they're like and he goes or i'll just nail you to a fucking board either one then
they're like yeah we'll just expunge it you know okay so like literally it's not even in any like
i had my cop buddies like looking me up i'm not in any system or anything so um yeah that's awesome
yeah but like i'm like because dude once you have a fucking record i was talking to this kid i went
to high school with yesterday at the bar and he's like yeah i'm on my third dwi man i'm gonna be a
felon soon so i'm just having a couple more brews before i'm a convicted felon and it's like dude
that's kind of a big fucking meal but it was only it was only a misdemeanor charge but they could
still rescue for a misdemeanor um because like i wasn't like carrying a weapon or anything it was
like literally i was on an abandoned factory that's been abandoned for 50 years so i mean isn't that
like half of upstate new york yeah is abandoned factories yeah you could you could just be walking
along and accidentally walk into an abandoned factory but like the thing is it's like like every
single town has an abandoned factory in upstate new york that every every single person in that
town has gone to the abandoned factory i was just unlucky enough to get caught yeah that sucks
because i could have jumped out a window and like i like the second floor and i'm like yeah it's not
worth it i'm like i'm like what's the worst they can do and i'm like oh that's the worst they can do
but basically i think they were going to try to charge me with a misdemeanor which i wouldn't be
a felon but they it would still be on a record but i was 16 so i would have it would have been
expunged anyways by the time i was 18 um but now i think it's 21 actually for youthful offender
status i don't know whatever i i never got it on my record or anything but it was just like a kind
of like you're ruining your life kid moment like get yourself like i was sitting in the cell and
like the fucking like 50 year old cop this was like berating me for like three hours like just
staring at me being this like what were you thinking kid i'm like i was fucking i was hanging out in
an abandoned factory alone i'm a fucking depressed 16 year old i was listening to my chemical romance
fucking going through a fucking uh abandoned factory what was i thinking i was thinking i wanted to die
we've all been there so uh so how about you well my parents weren't happy with me let's just say so
when i was 19 years old oh so you were an adult all right calm down as i wasn't that much of an
adult yeah but they could charge you as an adult yeah uh my first tax return from working at home
depot you've got tax fraud no my first tax return i bought a motorcycle oh yeah and did i tell you
the story if it was like you running away from the cops and like i told you this i think so
all right so my first tax return i bought a cbr 600 f3 which is a crotch rocket right 1995 is when
they came out it was a lot of fucking motorcycle for a 19 year old kid so i got this thing and
i showed my brother i'm like oh dude check out my motorcycle i got he's like bro you need to sell
that you have no business having that motorcycle and he's like do mom and dad know about this i'm
like no no i'm keeping it in my buddy's house he's like look dude i will give you 500 to get rid of
that thing okay whatever you get on top of like just sell it i'll give you 500 on top of whatever
you get like fucking get rid of it get a jet ski get something else besides that stupid fucking
motorcycle and so i'm like all right you know what man like he's right but i really want to show this
hot blonde i work with like she's just a smoke show she's got a bike and she's a badass and i just
i just want to show her my motorcycle so i'm like if i'm gonna sell this thing i'm not gonna register
it i'm not gonna ensure it i'm not gonna get my license i'm not gonna get inspected i just want
to show this hot blonde my fucking motorcycle so i gotta get this thing to work i gotta ride it to
work once and then i'm gonna fucking launch it right so i'm like that's no big deal it's like
10 miles from my house to get to work right i'm not gonna get fucking pulled over right so
um there's i'm not gonna explain where this mall is but it's not the main mall around here but it's
another shittier mall um we know what that one is yeah so so i was coming down the back way from my
house to get to work passing that mall and there's a red light right there and there's a cop sitting
at the red light and i'm sitting at this other side of the intersection and waiting for the light
to turn green and i'm like fuck i'm like dude there's no way this guy's gonna know that this
bike is uninspected that i don't have my license he's not gonna know like whatever i'm just just
take this turn like you've been riding a motorcycle for 30 years babe so light turns green he's
sitting at the intersection here and i just turn in front of him i look in the rear view mirror
and the fucking lights come on and i'm just like it's like time stopped dude it came through
because if i stop i'm fucked six ways from wednesday right so i just in that split second i'm
just like nope dropped it down two gears and just took off right so i get onto this little highway
890 right it's gonna act it you know where that is yeah and i don't even go on the road i just go on
the shoulder of the highway because i'm just dude i'm just passing cars i'm doing 130 you know
jesus christ 130 for that thing's nothing the thing did like 160 right so i'm scared to piss
though and the other problem is is that i don't know how to ride a motorcycle i'm riding one but
i don't really know how to ride one so i'm along for the ride like the motorcycle is driving me
i'm not driving the motorcycle so i get off the exit for broadway and skenactity if you know where
that is which is the next exit down from when we were talking about and i come around this turn
coming off the exit doing like 75 miles an hour right and keep going up that road there's like
a train trestle right like a train tie the road goes under the train bridge and i come around that
turn doing like 75 80 and as i'm coming around the turn there's construction site on the other side
of the turn i couldn't see so not knowing how to ride thank god this saved me i locked up the front
wheel and if you lock up the front wheel on a motorcycle it's fucking game over right locked
up the front wheel and i superman off of the bike right last thing i heard was just and it was all
over there's three thousand dollars of motorcycle gone right just like that so i superman off of the
bike motorcycles going this way hits the back of a dump truck it's the the dualies the big dualies
in the back bounces off the tire and starts going around like on its side on the ground like this
down towards this construction site where these guys are working right hits the curb gas tank first
and then like jettison's down the curb and these guys these construction workers jump i don't know
that i was actually going to hit them but they like jumped out of the way right i'm sliding down
the road on my fucking elbows right i have no jacket on i've got a famous stars and straps shirt
on right so i i get up and i start running towards the motorcycle spraying my fucking ankle bad
right running over to it and they're like dude dude don't worry about the motorcycle you're all
right dude don't worry about the bike and i thought i was just gonna pick it up and keep going
that's i'm not done so i get up to the motorcycle there's oil and gas everywhere right everywhere
like side of the engines so i look at them i look at the motorcycle i look back at them
and i fucking run on fuck dude i hear sirens right when i when i was on the highway the cop was on
the highway too but he was so far back that like the wig wags on the front of his car were just
like little stars in the distance like barely he was so dude i could have just gone to work and i
would have been fine but i got scared i was fucking scared to piss didn't know how to ride so um
i'm running behind these buildings and i found this barn that had like just like a bunch of garbage
in it right like old tires and shit right and i had to climb over a pile of tires did i tell you
this story casey i remember you telling me you were running away on a motorcycle and we were
talking about the mechanic i used to go to an altamont and i remember you said you used to you
went and hid behind like the the garbage cans or something in that oh that was a different time
oh my god how many times has this happened that was just uh that was just a quick like
that was different that wasn't really running that was just like i just dipped off and hid behind
something but um yeah i forgot about that uh man you think i would have learned my lesson so um
yeah this barn building it was like a basement of a building a barn i don't know
filled with tires right garbage climb over this pile of tires to get in and hid and i'm like well
dude cops don't they're not going to climb over a pile of tires like i did right and it's pitch
black in here right the only light coming in is from these two barn doors that have like a chain
around them right and there's just like a little slit in between so it's just letting a little tiny
little bit of light in so in that time i was in that barn uh i put my shirt on for work we had
to wear like a polo shirt because i'm like dude people saw me run in this famous stars and straps
shirt i'm just gonna put my polo on and i'm gonna look like a different person right i called my
brother and i'm like dude i just fucking crashed my motorcycle running from the police my fucking
ankle's broken right i thought it was fucking broke and he goes all right dude my god i can't
believe i'm coming to pick you up i'll pick you up at domino's right so i'm like all right i gotta
get to domino's right so i left my backpack and my helmet in this barn right and uh i hear outside
of the barn walkie talkies right radios and i heard something like like do you have 20 on the
suspect and i'm like suspect i'm like i'm a fucking suspect dude i've never been a suspect
i'm a little bit of trouble dude i'm a fucking suspect so anyway i'm like they're not coming
in here i'm good dude i'm good they're not coming in so sure enough cops climb shit i don't know if
you guys knew that but climb over they climb over this pile of tires and they don't see me because
it's dark in here like i said it's just that little silver light coming through the barn doors
and they're looking down at their feet like stepping over shit right and i'm like oh my god
they're getting closer and closer and closer and it's like you encounter somebody in the dark
and you didn't know they were there you're gonna beat the shit out of that so it was imperative
that i get the fuck away i put some distance between me and these cops not because it's like
you know they want to kick my ass it's just you're in the dark with somebody you're gonna kick their
ass right so i look at those barn doors and i'm like dude i think if i hit them hard enough i
think i could spread them just enough to like wiggle through right so you're getting closer
and closer and i just fucking ran for it right and i just hit those barn doors as hard as i could
and i just wiggled through and they're like get the fuck over here i run back out to the street
and cops yell that a lot i learned when you run in front of them like i don't know if that ever
works that people get the fuck over there but i'm actively trying to get the fuck over there
and they want me to get the fuck over here and it's not gonna happen so i go out to the street
and i look down this is on a hill this road's on a hill i look down at the accident and they've got
an ambulance there and a tow truck and there's a cop i think i think it was one of the the old ones
the old cities yeah um but there's a cop walking up the street and he's like kind of looking down
and he looks up and he goes get the fuck over here right they all just knew it was me right so um i
run around this building he's running after me run around this building and i come back out the other
side and i heard like people jumping over shit like um i could hear people yeah i could hear people
running after me um so i'm like all right criminals run i'm not a criminal so they're looking for a guy
who's running so if i was gonna so if i walk they're not gonna know that it's me so i start
walking towards domino's pizza where my brother's gonna come and talk to me and pick me up i didn't
realize i passed domino's so i'm walking up the hill i'm like where the fuck is domino's dude
hey the eyes around here's what the fuck so cop car goes a little bit of don juan there
yeah
so a cop cop drives by me up the hill right doesn't do anything state trooper another cop comes this
way doesn't do anything i'm like dude this is working so this walking thing is working
so i hear an engine coming up behind me i hear right suv pulls up in front of me on the curb
slams on the brakes little little chubby cop gets out what does he say
i'm scared to piss dude so i dude you just white out you're so scared when you're running from the
cops i just i tried to get in this house right dude you don't think i'm gonna get in this you don't
think so i'm trying to look by the grace of god the door was locked right so i guess you want to
got breaking it in or i would have oh god so i jump over the railing and run around this house
come around the other side and i try to get under a car right so i'm trying to wiggle under this car
is like a dodge neon and i wouldn't fit right so another cop pulls up in front of the house
and this guy knew he knew they had me right because he got out slow that's how you know you're
fucked yeah cops not even running and he just goes dude just get over here and i'm like no dude
i'm not done i run behind this house and this is like a thing in the hood like whenever there's a
hill it's just like people throw garbage down it oh yeah like it's just like it goes downhill
yeah it's like people in the city just love throwing garbage down hills so it was one of
those fucking hills like i jumped over like a couple fences to like gardens and then tumbled
down this hill just covered in garbage and i get to the bottom and just like dude i went down like
and oh and over head over heels down this entire hill get to the bottom of this hill like i'm going
to get up and keep running start running and there's a state trooper and a local cop state
trooper had his taser out i thought it was a gun right and i'm just like dude i'm done i'm done i'm
winded bro i'm scared i'm already hungry it's only been 10 minutes so the guy the local cop comes up
behind me elbows me in the back knocks me to the ground throws the cuff on me cuffs on me and that
was the one that pulled in front of me on the curb and slammed on the brakes right and he's like yeah
you're done you just made a fat man run swear to god so they pulled me up and they're like whose
motorcycle was it whose motorcycle did you steal i'm like it's my motorcycle dude it's mine they're
like where are the drugs i'm like i don't have any drugs i don't have my license man i was running i
don't it's not inspected it's not insured it's not even registered it's a fake license plate dude
i'm i'm i look it's my motorcycle and they're like dude so you were running because you don't
have your license and the motorcycle's not registered they're like it would have they would
be a ticket dude he said he literally said it would have been a couple tickets man and they
like really took their hands off me and they're like what are you thinking so they bring me back
to the state police car and it was parked on the other side of that barn right and i had left my
backpack in that barn with my helmet and i had my lunch in it so this one like tatted up cop
is going through my shit looking for drugs and he finds my fucking oreos my turkey sandwich i had
for lunch packed for lunch throws it on the hood of the state police car and starts smashing it
laughing and he's like i'm in the back i'm like i might as well make a joke out of this and i'm
like not my lunch man so anyways the city trooper's like guys this isn't the crime of the century
like let's wrap it up let's get out of here did you have like the entire calvary answer you had
fucking no license i had three precincts yeah so anyway i got uh i don't know what you were saying
with a hardened criminal yeah i i got charged with unlawfully fleeing and evading which is a class
uh class a misdemeanor uh reckless driving um i thought i did pretty good
pretty good that's also a class a and then i got like the failure to obey a traffic control device
how many points did you get which i beg to differ i i think i did a right on right i don't think i
don't think actually i don't think it was uh um i don't even think it was red i think he just made
that up and it's like whatever how am i going to prove that you know i'm like you got me on the
misdemeanors but there's the points that's that's the problem so um also what was a problem is
apparently when you flee and you change outfits that's fleeing in a disguise so my my lawyer
just put on a fake mustang yeah my lawyer asked me about that and i'm like yeah i put a different
shirt on intentionally and she's like yeah they're kind of wondering about that and uh
yeah they're kind of wondering about that she's like because people at the scene said that you
fled in a shirt with a big f on it and then you were wearing a polo when they caught you
and i'm like yeah it was my work shirt i changed so um but they didn't that wasn't like an extra
charge or anything but um yeah so it was just the missing two misdemeanors and a couple traffic tickets
but i ended up getting the misdemeanors dropped and i had a failure to obey a traffic control device
and then i think there's a speeding one there's definitely a speeding one and then one more i
don't remember what it was but dude you got all fucking so easy on that yeah my lawyers they could
have fucked you with that yeah they could have fucked you with like six different felonies on
that yeah yeah and luckily they they went easy on me dude and i guess you're just like dude i just
was running without my license man yeah they well they've definitely like checked up to like make
sure probably because you're white well dude the thing is honestly honestly if i was if i was a
black kid you would have got shot i i may have been shot like honestly yeah honestly dude it's i'm
it's not funny but it would have been different it would have ended very different so um i i had one
running from the cop story not as in depth as that but i was at like you know like a party at one of
the other abandoned factories in my hometown and like we were there it was like homecoming night
so you know the cops were gonna find us no matter where we were because there's only like six part
places to party so there's three cops in the city at the time so but they called in uh the other
precincts from other things just to break up our fucking parties and lo and behold they found our
party first it was the first place that they checked so we were all sitting there and um i was
fucking hammering a bottle of something i don't remember but i was like yeah this is great and
then all of a sudden the fucking fucking all the spotlights come on and all the lights come up we're
like one of my friends like we need to get the fuck out of here now man this guy was like a like
a fucking joining something like holy shit man we need to get the fuck out of here right now
the cop goes don't run do not make it harder for us i was like yeah i'm gonna make it harder for you
guys so i fucking booked it like everybody booked like it was like fucking like rats and like roaches
like scattered everywhere like they're fucking like 17 high schoolers are fucking running all over the
fucking place i fucking book it into the treeline and uh one cops hot my fucking tail he's like i'm
gonna catch you boy i'm like no you're not oh he's calling you boy with a southern accent
he's always running into these southern cops and i'm like oh no oh no they're coming for me
and i'm like this is the only party i ever went to why the fuck is this one the one that gets
busted i'm like brian he's like this is the one that gets busted i'm fucking booking it and then
like uh there's like abandoned like train fact like train stations throughout my fucking town too
so i was hopping between the train stations like whenever a cop would come into the train station
i'd like climb up on it and i'd like jump off the roof to the next one and then like
climb through a hole in the ceiling and like hang out in the fucking rafters like fucking spider man
and then like the cop like and then i'm like wait a minute the cops aren't gonna fucking look up
like the cops are gonna like look through like this yeah like no cop's gonna go
oh so i'm fucking up in the rafters and i'm like this like i'm fucking like i'm like fucking sitting
there like star position like fucking like sitting there and i'm like and i'm like don't breathe
don't breathe the cops like looking around like
guys flashlights looking around and i'm like that'd be a shitty time to have turrets
so i'm sitting there like okay okay and then
rock hits him right in the head a rock oh it tumbled off like yeah like there's like a rock
like other thing it tumbled off and doinked off his head he's like looks up at me i'm like hey
it's like what the fuck i'm like i'm getting the fuck hey
like they fucking climbed up on the ceiling and like fucking like ran out and then i fucking jumped
down and then uh eventually like they fucking caught a couple of my my buddies so then i found
a uh i went to the cemetery because i knew the cemetery like the back of my fucking course you
would and um funny enough there was a freshly dug grave and i just laid in the grave and covered
myself up with leaves really and i was just laying there in a fucking grave like this
damn and motherfuckers are going by fucking cops aren't gonna check a grave yeah they're like fuck
that and i'm like i'm like running along i'm like and then i'm and then like i just hear them and i
hear them like fucking going by like the radio's going like i mean i'm like i covered myself
entirely in leaves you can just see like the flashlights going above and i'm like
wait a minute even if they look down here they're gonna be like oh it's fall time of course there's
gonna be leaves in the hole and i'm like and then like it's going through my mind i'm like i'm
literally laying in a grave running from the police what the fuck am i doing right now
and then i'm like okay and they all like left and uh i was like and i get out of the grave
i just peek my head up and i climb out of the grave and like i make sure that there's no cops
around so i'm just like jumping between gravestones like hiding behind them and then i uh i run out
and i realize that there's a cop at the at the front entrance thing i'm like fuck uh and there's
like two different ways to get out that are like seeking there's actually a storm drain tunnel
which is what i used and the storm drain tunnel goes underneath the the main like highway and pops
up on the other side but like a pretty decent distance away and most of the cops don't know
about that so i fucking duck through and i'm fucking like sewer ratting it i'm fucking like
i'm like all my fucking things like i'm looking around i can just hear fucking cops above me
and shit i'm like just gonna keep just doing this gonna crawl under here then i get up and i get out
and i look back and the cops are like looking this like my i'm going this direction the cops are
looking this direction so i'm like be quiet be cool we'll get that we'll get out of this so uh i do
that and then there's a nature trail the other way and all the cops are looking this way because
i'm not from the city that i went to school in so everybody was expecting people to go this way
and i was going this way so once i made it to the nature trail i'm like okay they're not gonna
they're not gonna get me so i made it to the nature trail my nature trail actually ends up at the end
of my like the beginning of my street so i went to the nature trail and fucking pitch black darkness
thought i was gonna get raped by a fucking bear or some shit and then i pop back out and i'm like
and i walk down my street fucking cop goes around and i'm like please don't notice me
and i'm like do do do and he's just like hey what's going on i'm like i'm just taking a walk
clear my head he's just like all right circled around i'm like
and i just hop up on my my roof and climb up and climb dude you did better than me you got away
i can't believe you guys have uh have ran from both red from the police oh oh did your mic cut
out yeah check check oh there we go can't believe you guys have both gotten either arrested oh no
you both got arrested yeah i am you ran from the police and you ran from the police and you ran
arrested yeah i am you ran from the police actually let me pull up a picture to if i can get
service down here with boost mobile this fucking see a mug shot no i had this one picture that a
construction worker took of my motorcycle well the cop is reading the license plate on the back
it's like dude it's a fake license plate you're not gonna be able to yeah i never uh i never
ran from the cops but i mean i have a few uh stories about getting pulled over like that just
made me not want to even run from the cops ever like the first the first time i got pulled over i
think it was like 19 i was going like 85 i used to drive like a maniac and i still do you still
drive like i mean i drive like a maniac but in like a controlled way that i won't get pulled over for
so like when i was 19 i got pulled over for like going 85 on the north way we are all reformed
citizens now yes we've all redeemed ourselves yeah service to the community yeah but yeah i
was just like shaking and the cops like uh you know you're going like 25 miles over speed limit
i'm like yeah yeah yeah so he's like what's uh what's going on i'm like um i uh i didn't see the
speed limit sign yeah here's like he's like six hundred dollars worth of tickets did he write
you multiple tickets yeah he wrote i had to get a lawyer i had to go to traffic court and he wrote
like you know going 35 miles over the speed limit and you know um not reckless driving what's the
other one like endangerment um it's not like a misdemeanor but it's like uh not reckless driving
oh what the i i know what you're talking about is it major speed is that major speed is felony
speed is fucking nuts like you can no it was like 35 miles over because you know you know on the
north way on the north way when you're going south and you get past the cross gates you're cutting
out a little bit yeah you get past cross gates mall it's like 55 there it goes to 45 it goes to
45 yeah well that's like 70 yeah he pulled me over and i stopped like right before the 45 mile
an hour sign oh damn so so i so since i was going 85 was only 35 30 over instead of 40 over dude if
it was 40 do you think you would have lost your license probably i mean if you double that actually
i actually know this law if you go do if you do double the speed limit it's felony speed
but you guys you we've all gone gone 30 miles over the speed limit before right yeah perhaps
they just told a story well yeah but i mean have you gotten pulled over for it like have you gotten
a ticket for it i got pulled over in albany when i was working down there and uh guy pulled up
saw my patch and goes have a nice day yeah and then i was scared i was like scared shitless after
that so then like you couldn't even jerk off when you're driving anymore man if you just you couldn't
do it yeah and then like a year later i was working at starbucks and i had a friend there i was like
probably 19 still or 20 or something and i have a friend there that would go to the liquor store
next to it and like buy me like like vodka or something and after work yeah what a rebel
yeah so so i like had the vodka in my car and i was driving home from work after starbucks
you didn't even put it in your trunk what are you fucking retarded no i did put it in my trunk
oh there you go yeah i got pulled over and there's like this this like old russian cop
and he's like you know i pulled you over i'm like no he's like you gotta you gotta brake light out
whose car is this i'm like it's my dad's he's like why are you so nervous because i was like shaking
pussy i was like yeah i i just got like a speeding ticket i don't want to get in trouble he's like
no i'm not gonna get you in trouble if it's not even your car and i'm like cool and then i just
i just i just i just took off but had the alcohol in my car wow what a fucking crazy story yeah
crazy story bro i didn't really uh you want a hardened criminal yeah yo one time i um
i made a fake id and i was too afraid to use it dude airbud had the worst fake id i've ever seen
oh it was bad airbud who's that yeah we'll tell you later the dog no he's a friend of ours
still is dude i um i used to call it it was this technique that i made up i used to call it making
a skin for the uh id so you would take a copy of your license and i was like i don't know man
i this was pretty ingenious i thought it was good um you take a copy of your license and you would
photoshop the date and on new york state licenses that you used to say under 21 now they're just
flips completely yeah they're flipped so you can't even fucking do that shit so i photoshopped out i
took a regular license that wasn't under 21 took it from my sisters and i copied that and then in
paint i clipped out the part where the under 21 would go and i pasted it over you know because
there's there's watermarks behind it so in order to get that where it doesn't say under 21 on it i
had to get it from a license that didn't have it you know and it didn't match up exactly but i
photoshopped it enough and then the letters on um hopefully this is past the statute of limitations
for this kind of thing like modifying an id the letters on the under 21 one are in red the like
birthday yeah so on the above 21 one they're in black so i changed you know the numbers to black
change the birthday and uh what i would do is i'd cut it out and i'd make a skin to go on the license
so i'd take um clear coat right acrylic clear coat and i'd spray the paper and what it would do is
it would make it translucent you see so it wasn't it wasn't covering the license exactly you could
see through it so you could see all the details behind it right so it's kind of like a window
you know like glass yeah but um teenage ingenuity oh yeah it's because because it was soaked into
the paper so basically like clear when when you held it up to something you know from far away it
was opaque yeah but when you held it up to something it was clear so all the details
reinforced what was ghosted into that skin right so uh i would have been great at counterfeiting
money i mean i still could but um so then what i would do is i'd take a piece of like 2000 grit
sandpaper yeah because the old licenses had like a texture to them right they're kind of like oh
yeah like they're weird yeah almost like rubberized kind of it was it was strange so i would put the
sandpaper on it and i would just not move the sandpaper over it but just rub the back of the
sandpaper on the wet clear coat and it would imprint that 2000 grit texture so you would feel
it and it would feel real so uh jesus christ man you're like a lot of lengths to do this yeah so i
was too afraid to use it because i'm like if i get caught you're gonna fucking know until this one time
i got hammered um and i went to stewart's and just like not even thinking i just went and got beer
and gave him my license and this is before they scanned them because now it wouldn't work if they
scan it so i just went up gave him my license and it fucking worked dude and walked out and then
everybody at school was asking me to make them a fake id and i i just avoided it i'm like yeah yeah
yeah i'll make you one but i was so afraid to get caught making these for other people because that's
like you know felonious like you're doing it for yourself you're just a kid with a dumb idea you
know but you're making them for other people people are like oh dude i'll pay you to make me one and
then they get jammed up and they're like oh who made the fake id for you oh you know kids get
scared and then they throw you under so but uh no honor amongst thieves you went to a lot of trouble
yeah what was that to like buy alcohol just to buy alcohol yeah yeah yeah i actually like like um
try to like brew alcohol in my garage like a water bottle yeah yeah
i'm in fucking prison shit it worked uh no kind of it was definitely alcohol it didn't taste good
at all but it was definitely beer it was definitely beer accidentally make methanol i try to like
distill and everything yeah that's dangerous yeah you could go blind you know i think it's pretty
easy to make wine though it is yeah and just like but you can actually make wine and then you can
actually get a thing that you can get condensation on and then the condensation is actually pure
alcohol so if fucking you yeah oh you're talking distilling it yeah yeah you can make pure alcohol
i learned it from prison youtube channel well i actually what is this fucking uh larry law and
jewel thief or former jewel thief oh shit oh wait isn't that he's famous yeah he's a cool guy
i took uh organic chemistry in college and we uh distilled alcohol one time oh shit and like
did you know how to make mouth what what did you learn how to make meth uh no we actually made
aspirin boring yeah make that purple that green or fucking blue meth yeah no but i like um i i
would boil water and then you put sugar in it and use a little sugar and then you put like like
bread yeast yeah like which tastes really gross if you don't use like wine or or beer yeast and you
just get breadies for like pizza and then you pour that on top and you like like mix it a little bit
and then you put it in like a big jug like a water bottle jug and you put a balloon
like a like a blow balloon that was not blown up anybody under the age of 21 this is not
this is this is all minecraft a balloon over it and he pierced like an air hole in it with a needle
and then the co2 can escape but until the yeast will produce alcohol and then you just like wrap
it up around all that so no air escapes yeah i'm just gonna go to a fucking liquor store and buy
so much easier yeah but but if you're under if you're like 16 years old i'm almost 25 man like
i don't i don't need to do that i was talking about you know you know what i'm saying you know
what i'm saying you know what i'm saying man you know what you can also do is you can go and buy
vanilla extract yeah i tried that did you yeah and it's alcohol it's alcohol but you don't even
need to buy it yeah it tastes awful it tastes like shit it'll give you diarrhea but it'll get
you drunk it's bad i mean it tastes like vanilla you know yeah but it tastes like shit like real
vanilla extract by gasoline too yeah or hand sanitizer no you don't want that mystery well
actually no the the hand sanitizers like the recent ones the one new york state was making was
ethanol smelling so no it was we needed some smelling salts yeah for rizzleness frizzle
sizzle my gizzle those were good those were good getting arrested stories yeah good times
and we all turned around our lives and we all have a criminal past except for casey casey's
again i want to accept that library incident i mean yeah you just didn't get caught that wasn't
even a fiend he would have been on a list i didn't even include that in the episode remember we cut
it out yeah we're not gonna go down that road yeah make sure that casey is employable in the future
that story out
that's not the only one but
library here what the fuck what was that that was the bike
no that was the bike i wonder what alley mac got
is your mic out oh we got a we got a dead mic i don't know if it's dead or not yeah it's dead
hold on it's dead in the water buddy we're dead in the water here quick pause
all right welcome back oh baby it's the midnight hour it's past midnight it's past dark welcome to
after dark brothers i'm your host big t and this is dan you can call me midnight thunder
this is uh big c otherwise known as the big come you go ahead and you get yourself comfortable
you get your woman comfortable you get out that ky k y smooth jazz baby you got a woman you do
yourself some fucking oh yeah you got a woman caught all up next to her you don't got a woman
search up some hentai don't you buy
uh vaginum condoms you got got yourself a partner if you riding solo tonight
you always got your right hand brother
that was retarded i thought that was good uh teddy bear earphones
uh so yeah man have we been going for how long now three hours and 30 minutes
that's uh that's all right i think that's pretty good that's a pretty good setup yeah
what do you think be kind to each other
yeah i would love to hear you make a call actually no it's i think it's past midnight there now
no it's one three are you kidding me there's six hours behind no way they're like whoa bro
we used to prank call them at five in the morning five or six hours behind yeah i think we should
hold off on honolulu for a little bit you think so yeah dude don juan got fucking found out it
doesn't know no as long as you don't call game stop don't call game stop don't do don juan he's on a
hit list he's wanted yeah yeah i'm fucking exhausted well all right tyler's gonna fall asleep
yeah i'm gonna get arrested yeah
maybe we should call this a wrap all right three hours and 30 minutes
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for all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know
have you ever been a cyborg or a robot
you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet fuck no
no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some
really dumb thoughts extended episode where the fuck did the pyramids come from where the
fucking stone edge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
they're killing they're killing all already born babies and sell them to the chinese aliens exist
somewhere in china all right in some days what the fuck there are super soldiers that are at least
nine or ten feet tall okay then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump bump
nothing they're fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that the government has
taken it to the next level with the birds
they know what birds are going to cross caps with you that you are going to be able to raise and
they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because they know
that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to be able to convince you that
they can fuck you you can cut it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but let me
tell you their technology which by the way big brother is the overlord
if we're only living in the third dimension
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay?
I'm not fucking lying, it's fucking real.
Okay, look it up, look it up.
He says that he was doing this shit.
George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm.
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this shit.
George Soros is the fucking devil, okay?
He's not fucking doing this shit.
George Soros is fucking evil.
He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit.
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit.
Just don't fucking get it.
Everybody likes Donald Trump.
Oh, Donald Trump's the fucking word person out there.
Fucking rough, right?
Fuck Trump.
He's not the actual fucking leader.
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk.
It's everyone out there.
Everybody's out there.
What are you saying?
Elon Musk is so cool.
He made a great leader.
The actual government is trying.
The actual true government, which is George Soros and all the fucking Nazis, are actually
the ones that are in charge of fucking the Holm.
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking building.
The pain?