For all we know robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this
planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking
rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended
episode. Where the fuck did the piermins come from? Where the fucking stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? Oh, they're killing, they're killing all
already born babies and selling them to the Chinese. Aliens exist as humans. Somewhere in
China, right, in some days. What the fuck? There are super soldiers that are at least
9 or 10 tall. Okay? So did they come from our planet?
Super soldiers. Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with parents. I do not listen to them.
I fucking hate the globalist.
Hello, welcome to the untitled podcast episode five here with Dan and Tyler. Yo, yo, what
up? What's up? Ali Mac could be with us today. Fucking loser because he's a loser and Tyler
brought a special gift here. Boost oxygen pure pure o two. It's just pure oxygen and
tell us why you bought those because it's fucking awesome. You know this is originally
made for like like the altitude climbers when they're going up like on like the like thin
air like areas so they can get a quick boost of oxygen. Let's go up and be like dude. They
do go and for my action. Hold on a second. Yes. What was the benefit for you buying
this? I'm a I'm a I'm a pioneering athlete. I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna try a whiff right
here. Is that really what it's for? Yeah. Oh no shit. I prefer weed. You can read the
back back says what the fuck is it back? I'm gonna take a hit of this shit. Are there
BPAs you know free radicals? Oh fuck yeah. No dude I got my radicals are so free right
now. I'm pretty sure he put some kind of meth in there and just disguised it. Here's the
back it says oxygen directly fuels 90% of all the body and mind functions. The average
oxygen level in the air is 21% boost oxygen is 95% pure aviators breathing oxygen. Professional
athletes inhale supplemental oxygen. Damn. That's pretty hardcore up to 101 second inhalations.
Nice. Yeah. I've killed like three of these bottles already. But yeah you actually are
just increasing your free radicals. Dude my radicals are so free right now. Free radicals
antioxidants. You should be eating handfuls of blueberries or that radicals are not a
good thing. My radicals information dude I am a free radical. I'm radical and I'm fucking
free. Yeah you're right wing. Right ring. Right ring radical. Right ring radical. Alright.
So what are we talking about tonight? I got a couple things that we can talk about. You
want to hear. We've been researching the conspiracy theory iceberg a little bit. You want to talk
about the dog suicide bridge right? Yeah what the fuck is that? So the dog suicide bridge.
I actually researched almost everything that's on that fucking list so you can ask me pretty
much anything and I can tell you about it because I'm a fucking psychopath. But the
dog suicide bridge or the dog exit Minecraft game bridge for our younger audience. The
bridge it's I got to look up I think it's in Michigan. But basically whenever dogs like
they're like they have like a fucking sign on the bridge now. Do not walk your dogs in
this bridge because they'll break off their lease and just jump off the side of the bridge.
And then if the dog doesn't die it crawls back up the side of the bridge and jumps off
until it dies. Like that's an actual fucking thing. It's fucking nuts. Wow. Overton Bridge.
Was it in Michigan or Scotland? Oh I think there is one in America though. I wonder if
it's if it has something to do with the like some sound or something. It might be because
like there's like sounds that we can't hear. Yeah. Dogs can hear and might be like driving
them fucking nuts and they just jump off the side. Like make it stop. You're like. What
was that that one that other one about the milk. Yeah I see that right here. Which one
giving the in reality the extremely steep drop off the side of the bridge the appearance
of even ground combined with the residual odor from male mink urine in the area could
be culprit for luring dogs to jump off the bridge. But like dogs are very self-preserving
animals and like that doesn't seem very self-preserving though. Yeah. Yeah that's strange. That's why
we're talking about it. Yeah it's very very strange but like. But is it true. No it's
like they've actually had like documented cases of dog like they have to put like fucking
like signs and shit that says like don't bring your dog on this fucking. You should take
a field trip. I read another one on there and I didn't like find anything in Google
but it was Japanese suicide forest foot job. I feel like I mean until the last two words.
I mean the Japanese that's on like I know what the Japanese suicide forest is at the
bottom of Mount Fuji but the foot job part like is there like one porn video that's
like a foot job in the suicide forest. It's gotta be like it's gotta be like something
weird. I would say look it up but maybe be careful. I did try to look it up. I just got
a bunch of foot job porn videos and Chinese or Japanese but the the suicide forest. You
know in Japan there's a movie made about that. J. Paul went there too. Oh yeah he got in
trouble for that. Yeah yeah he fucking. We're not allowed to go in there technically. No
because like they have like cops that like patrol it and then like they have like signs
throughout the entire forest that are like like like numbers like suicide hotlines and
stuff. Why is that bridge or that forest. It's actually there's not like a reasoning
for it but because like the forest just became like known is that like people who like want
to like end themselves normally go out there. It seems like the same thing with the Golden
Gate Bridge. They have all the suicide hotlines because so many people jump off of it. Yeah
but I mean like it's I think it's just like a place where people just like just go kind
of like because it has like the like it already has like the reputation for it. You know you
want to go go something in the suicide forest. I would but I want to go back to Japan one
day. Dude that's what we should do. Hundredth episode Japan Japan that'd be awesome. Japan
suicide forest goes hunt. Yeah. Hell yeah brother. What is this episode five now four
five five. Wow we got to do a live episode from like a car to. Instead of prank calls
yeah just like go through some drive thru. I remember in ambulance sessions you used
to point out all the honeys when we were driving. Yeah. Yeah there are still. None to see down
here. Yeah they're out there not here. Put some pictures up on the walls for you. We'll
put a picture like you know the nail in palin poster nail in. You've ever seen nail in palin.
I'm going to look it up. Dude nail in palin is probably was probably like the like video
that I watched like when I was like super in but like you know that shit. I think it's
Lisa Ann nail in palin. What is it. It's a porn video with Sarah Palin. It's a Lisa
Ann dressed as Sarah Palin. Why do people watch that shit. Sarah Palin was hot still
is no. Yeah. I mean no. Yes she is. Yes she is. You don't appreciate you don't appreciate
older women like we do. Yeah there's you got to have refined taste. Her politics are
returned off. Yeah we got to get that. We got to get that post. So last time you were
talking about the J. F. C. Sash Nation how he was assassinated by the CIA CIA. Also he
got his dick sucked by no. That's Brooklyn. Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe. So I was
doing some research on that. So they were the CIA could possibly have killed Kennedy
fired the CIA director Alan Duel's. Yeah he's corrupt. He refused to provide air support
in the Bay of Pigs invasion. He planned to cut the agency's budget by 20 percent and
they believe that the president was weak on communism. You think the CIA killed Kennedy.
I think that it was a combination. I think it was like a joint effort between like the
mob organizations because JFK's dad was like super like he had a shit ton of ties to the
mob and I think that the CIA realized that they can use the mob and the CIA powers together
to fucking kill the president. Yeah I've heard allegedly maybe it was the Mossad like maybe
it was the Russians like I've heard so many things I don't know what's I don't think he
acted alone. Grab the BVM supplemental oxygen. Yeah I mean dude I think he killed himself.
No dude that's the low that's on the lowest level of the iceberg JFK killed himself. Well
he didn't physically come. No he dumbledored it. No JFK hired a dude to kill him. So he
dumbledored it. He dumbledored it. Yeah so that's a fucking wild. I got another couple
things that we'll get into. I got a couple that are really fucking fun but back to last
episode's title of the solar plexus clown gliders. What is this. You know. Oh yeah.
Did you watch the episode last time. I listened to like three quarters of it. Oh so it's towards
the end when we started talking about solar plexus clown gliders. So solar plexus clown
gliders we went pretty deep into it but I'll give you like the basic overview is basically
a demon in the form of a picture but it's also like a brain virus that if you see it
the solar plexus clown glider can like track you and like follow you for like the rest of
your life because you know it exists. It's like one of those things that if you don't
know it exists you're fine but if you know it exists you'll always know it exists and
it can always find you. Thanks because I didn't know it existed 10 minutes ago or 10 seconds
ago. Now I know it exists. Well you then well I think you saw the picture already if you
if you see the picture you're you're fucked. Oh is that so it's if you see the picture.
We already sent it in the chat though. Oh man. Oh that's scary looking dude. Damn. Yeah
fuck. Yeah you're fucked now. Damn it. So but speaking of on solar plexus clown glider
since of the last episode has any of you seen the solar plexus clown glider. I did. He did.
I did in my dreams in my basement in my backyard. He was he was in my car one time. Damn. Is
he a passenger seat or a back seat. Passengers. Oh he's a passenger seat rider. He's a shotgun
so me and solar plexus clown glider. Take him on the world. Went out to get Mickey D's.
Where did this come from because it's obviously just a picture of a dude. I guess it was back
to the early days of the early early days of the Internet. When people would just post
it and without an explanation explanation. But yeah there's a whole bunch of shit that
the solar plexus clown glider kind of like solar plexus clown glider was like the prototype
of like Smile Dog and like Jeff the killer and shit and like all those fucking creepy
pastas. It's kind of ridiculous that but like you guys ever see the Smile Dog image.
It's fucking stupid. It's a fucking husky with human teeth that's smiling and then it
turns into like a fucking like demented picture if you look at it for long enough. But like
if you actually look at it it's a gift. It's actually changing. It's just a gift. Oh it
does. Oh so it's like meant to fuck with people. It's not your brain fucking with you. It's
just the gift. It's actually it's not a JPEG. It's a gift and it just slowly changes. So
like but like in the early days of the Internet people didn't know how gifts worked. So they're
like it's changing. And then like what is this called Smile Dog or Smile.jpg or whatever.
Let me look it up. It's so dumb. Dude it terrified me when I was a kid though. Like it was so
stupid. Smile Dog. So it freaks me out. It's like creepy pasta stuff like stuff on the
dark web. There's like weird pictures that look like that. And there's one with the but
there's like a lady with like long black hair. Like she's like like big like not fat but
like huge. You ever see that one ring her face is no like the slip mouth.
Woman. Slip mouth woman. Yeah. Are you talking about the slip mouth woman because we can
talk about the slip mouth woman because that's kind of fucking cool. That's like a Japanese
urban legend. Dude Japanese urban legends are fucking nuts. You know what's crazy. Speaking
of like you never see Asian ghosts. Oh you do. You do actually. Yeah. I mean I've never
seen an Asian ghost. I just assume maybe I'm just being racist. I just assume that other
people don't see Asian ghosts because I never hear stories like oh dude I was like in my
basement in the laundry guy came out Asian ghost came out. I mean if you if you think
about it how much of the population of America is actually Asian. Yeah very very small percentage
but like but like and then like if you think about it why do we have mostly like white
people ghosts because America is mostly white. This OK this is getting into this story but
like no no like so you're saying that the ghosts in a certain area are going to be are
the demographics of that area. Yeah like like around here we get like Native American ghosts
in the fucking other country you're not going to get a Native American ghost. Yeah yeah like
like but like and Japan specifically Japan has a super rich history of like ghost stories
like they're like super like in depth with like because they got like Oni's and they
got like all that shit like Oni is basically the Japanese demon like O and I think is how
you spell it but Oni's are like like they're big like they're almost like troll like like
like ogre like big like demon things with like horns and like you ever see like the
mask with like this like the teeth and like the fiery eyes and shit like the Japanese
like play masks. Oh yeah yeah I think I know what you're talking about. Yeah basically back
in like the like Kabuki era like not Kabuki but like the Kabuki like plays that they did
if someone was dressed as an Oni they'd wear that mask and that's basically what like their
demon was like like how we say oh it's a demon with like the scary horns and like the red
skin their their depiction of demons more like ogre like with like there's jacked huge like
things that are like eight feet tall with like horns they breathe fire and shit. Kind
of like a Chinese super soldier. Yeah that would be ten feet tall. But yeah. Yeah. You
just like you just don't hear about it a lot but I was I did hear this one like urban legend
about like people showing up after they had that big tsunami. Yeah. Yeah there was like
there was like people who had died in the tsunami. That just showed up. People were
seeing them. Yeah. Like that's the first I ever heard of like Asian ghosts. What about
the you ever hear the Asian ghost over in like the California area because they're at
the railroad workers and they died like working on the railroad and they could see like the
the spirits of like the Japanese and Chinese that worked on the railroad which is interesting
because the railroad in America was mostly made by Asian people Asians and African Americans
like that's pretty much like the main people who worked on building the railroads. I think
the Irish to the Irish the Irish was mostly the East Coast. That's all they're good at.
So like the Irish was pretty much like the East like coast like up and down from like
Maine to Florida and then fucking like the Western the more West you went the more Asians
it was the more East you went the more Irish it was and then Middle America was mostly the
middle and Southern America was was African Americans. But it was funny because if you
look at history like if we're talking about like racism like now and how like there's
like racism white people were racist towards other white people like back in like back
in the day like super like racist towards like other white people like like the whole
like no Irish need apply or we don't hire Italian people like type shit like like it's
not like I think that it's a progression. It goes like we've we start accepting more
and more people as we go along but like back when America like first started people were
racist towards other white people. Oh yeah I mean like how the British well not even
not even just Americans but look at how the British treated Irish. They still treat the
Irish that way. They hated them. They still hate them. Dude the IRA is correct. We went
over this last week. The IRA is right but wanting Northern Ireland back like what is
that what they want. Yeah they want Northern Ireland back because England hasn't given
back Northern Ireland yet. It's been like two three hundred years. Oh wow. They just
took over the entirety of Northern Ireland. They're like yeah this is England now they're
like fuck that give back Northern Ireland. And they're still like actively like they
still blowing shit up. Yeah. Wow. Damn. Yeah. We have anything cool like that going on.
I support Northern Ireland. I don't know which side I stand. I mean I stand on whichever
side is the opposite of Ireland. No I'm just joking. I've softened up on my stance on Ireland.
You're doing the best they can with what they're working with. Yeah. I'm a more than 60 percent
German and I'm actually Jewish too. I'm a little bit Jewish. Are you really. Yeah. I
don't see it. I don't see it either but like it's mostly the German that you see but like
well German Jew. Yeah. Probably is what it is. I'm actually more like I'm a Catholic
German but there's a little like my family and you know like it's weird how like the
Judaism like goes to the mother instead of the father type thing. Like there's like a
weird like thing that does but way back in my family line there was like a couple mothers
that that raised their kids as Jews and they had I have a couple of Jewish ancestors but
mostly my family is Irish Catholic German Catholic like that type of shit. But it's
it's just weird but like being a German Catholic from Northern Ireland I want Northern Ireland
to be given back to the Irish. Yeah. Yes. There's that's like the biggest religion
in Ireland. There's Protestant. It's Protestant and Irish because back in the olden days the
Protestant I think it's the it's the green and orange Irish is what it was. I forgot
which one was which but the pull the Protestant Irish were like the rich like upper class
people and the Catholic Irish were like the gravestiggers. They were like the ditch ditch
diggers. That's what they basically the the upper class was all Protestant the lower class
was all Catholic and then they intermingled and when they intermingled it turned into
a fucking mess where both sides kind of hated each other's families and stuff because it's
even funny in like Christianity. That's like going back to the thing like where white people
hate other white people Christians hate other Christians of other denominations. Oh absolutely.
Yeah. Like like as much as like everybody's like oh Christians hate like every other originally
it's like we in fight all the time like I'm like Catholic supremacy and then people are
like well what about Protestants I'm like oh so you're just you're just you're taking
the Lord's name in vain. I hate it spread to all denominations of religion. But like
like I'm a Catholic and my girlfriend's a Protestant and we somebody's going to hell.
She is. You have the discussion about her about how she's going to hell. Yeah. For
not being a Catholic. Not being a Catholic. Yeah. Yeah. She she doesn't believe in saints
or anything like that. And I'm like oh so you're going to hell. So the Catholic's you
don't have the correct kind of schizophrenia. You don't have the right to lose the God to
lose anyway. No nothing. Maybe I shouldn't go down that road. I want to hear it like
what. So I had it now. Go for it. We can talk about better things in this than the
Catholic Church. You know there's just that one like that one main problem. Yeah. That's
a big problem. What's up with that. Like where did that come from. I think well you see they're
not allowed to have sex with women. They're not allowed to have sex at all. They're supposed
to take an oath of celibacy. And actually did you ever hear of the lesbian nun phenomenon.
No but that sounds pretty awesome. I think I saw that movie though. There's a lot of
movies about that. But the lesbian nun phenomenon is that like back in like the olden days because
like being a lesbian wasn't like accepted like at all. And you actually they your family
would send you to a convent to become a nun. And there were so many lesbians that went
to the convent that they all just started you know. Oh yeah. So like but like it became
like a thing where like you're like oh if you're a nun you're a lesbian type thing.
But yeah it's weird because and like the same thing with like gay guys becoming priests
because they get sent to like monasteries and stuff. And then because they have access
to all these younger folks they turn into these evil evil people.
That makes sense. That's that's actually that's like the first logical explanation I've ever
heard of that. Yeah. Yeah. Like I'm not I'm not excusing it. Absolutely not excusing
it but like I'm saying that that's probably like a reasoning down the thing. Oh for sure.
Instead of being gay and out in public their family sent them into the cloth as they call
it like hiding them in the cloth. And then when they were in there they just started
doing it with children because they're fucking bad people. Availability to. It's like you're
around. Yeah. But like it's and like once again not defending it at all. I'm just giving
reasoning probably why it happened. If you have child molesters that are representing
your church they try to read them out now but you can spread the good word of God to
them. Well. We're talking about it here how the Vatican has like more money than small
nations. I think we are talking about what we are having like a Stoge night outside but
let's talk about how fucking weird the Vatican is. You guys ever fucking see how weird the
Vatican is. It's like fucking satanic almost was like the fucking weird shit they have.
There's a main church and the church is actually shaped like a snake's head. If you actually
look at the at the thing on there's like an eye on either one of the walls and then the
two pillars going down or pointed so they look like teeth. It's almost like a snake's
head. Like it's fucking weird. Look up on look up on your either like either one of the things
the the Vatican snake church. But like it's it's pretty interesting if you actually look
at it and I there's a couple other things they'll talk about about the Vatican but like
there's a whole bunch of weird shit in the Vatican. And also I guarantee you the Vatican
has some fucking like insane relics like fucking like crazy like religious relics.
Don't they have like the catacombs underneath too.
Like that's most old cities have catacombs like almost all old cities like Paris catacombs
go for fucking miles. What is what is the deal with that. So actually I know the reason
why they had the catacomb because back in the old old times when you know black death
was around and shit like you know the graveyard would fill up with everybody like every single
person was in the fucking graveyard because fucking black death killed everybody. So they
started digging underground because they're like we can't fit any more people in the
graveyard so we'll dig a catacomb and put the people in there. So instead of just burying
people above ground because there wasn't enough space they just dig underground like there's
infinite space underground. You can just dig and keep putting bodies and stuff and Paris
is a huge city and Paris has the biggest catacombs. I think I think Paris has the biggest catacombs
and they just do that. Like in Paris they have a catacomb room that's literally made
out of human skulls like the entirety of it is made out of human skulls. Yeah I mean I
thought that's what most catacombs were they're like like tunnels made out of. I mean catacombs
can be anything that has like human remains in it like a large place where human remains
underground. Basically a catacomb is any underground thing that has more than like a couple bodies
in it. Like you can have like a there's like a mausoleum and then there's catacombs. Like
mausoleums kind of like have like the entrance above ground and they have like a couple like
family like burials and then the catacombs like catacombs were the cheaper version because
you could buy a grave plot in in Paris at that time but the grave plots were super expensive
or option number two put them in the catacombs because in the old like religious like I don't
remember which religion Francis I was either Catholic Protestant who was one of the Christian
religions but you couldn't like burn that you couldn't cremate your your remains so instead
of burying them in a holy ground because in order to go to heaven back in those days apparently
like they thought that you had to get buried on consecrated ground or you wouldn't be able
to do it so they'd consecrate the the consecrate means like bless like the ground or like bless
where you're getting buried and because the catacombs were already underground that considered
buried and then they just consecrate and bless like the the burial so then you could go to
heaven in their eyes like because you got buried on consecrated ground and you're already
underneath like the graveyard pretty much but the Paris catacombs they go underneath
all of Paris it's not just under the graveyard like underneath almost all your feats and
through throughout all of Paris you're walking on corpses pretty much oh my god cool yeah
it's fucking crazy and they actually have forgot what they call them but they have like a
special name I think they're called like catacomb dwellers and stuff there's people that live
in the catacombs really yeah like there's homeless dudes that live in the catacombs yeah I've
seen that movie that was made about the yeah that's above so below yep good movie good
movie but like really you know they pushed it a little bit it's out there yeah but I
think one of these episodes we should dedicate to a religious debate between me and me I
mean we could have like a he could be the moderator yeah but the Paris catacombs are
fucking really cool they're supposed to be super fucking hot you ever see the the found
footage of the Paris catacombs right the guy was like walking in the catacombs and then
he like he heard a noise and then he turned around and he caught something on camera you
can't really tell what it was it was like super blurry and stuff but like there's like movement
happening so the guy fucking starts sprinting and he drops his camera and they never found
them they never found the guy they never found the guy they found the camera and there's
there's been thousands of missing people in the catacombs thousands and guess what you
die in the catacombs and you start decomposing you're just gonna look like the rest of the
bodies in there yeah that's wild yo they say what's that place locally that everybody
goes to it's like the most haunted place in woods the asylum oh no I mean that pinewood
cemetery is was actually labeled as a gateway to hell back in the 1980s so is that the one
in Troy yeah yeah yeah I've heard stories about that it's close now to the public it's
close during the day too it's close to the public but is it so a friend of mine told
me a story they went there one time and I don't want to mess up the story but from what
she said they were in their car and they had it either like walked through the cemetery
or something because pine woods you can't go through the front gate you actually have
to like park because there's so many people like that live around it you gotta like park
somewhere down the street and like a like a like there's like a bar down the street
that you can park your parking thing and just walk down and kind of like go incognito into
it but yeah there's there's like the main gate but the main gate is literally probably
the size of this wall here and you can just fucking go around it so but there's like
it's craziest thing about it my dad was super like into it and I could I could get into
my dad's ghost stories and at a later date because he has some fucking wild ones oh no
let's let's get into it yeah but I mean I'll talk about that later but like this is like
the he did a lot of research into pinewood cemetery and pinewood cemetery used to be
like the rich people cemetery before it got shut down and every single area of it is labeled
and like modeled after a chess piece like there's like there's like a rook there's a
bishop there's a knight there's a king there's a queen and like in the center is where the
kings gravest like that's where like the richest of rich people went wow and but if you actually
look at the at the cemetery is like layout it's a big circle and there's six roads going
off each side like horns so it looks like a it looks like a head with three horns coming
out on each side I want to look at it from Google Earth real quick but yeah that's that's
the the road of it is it's a big circle with with horns coming off it so it's like a demon's
head pine woods so it's actually called forest park cemetery but because I'm pine woods
av people called the pinewood cemetery it now is it still taken care of by somebody the
town tries to take care of it but like it's pretty much overgrown and stuff there's a
headless angel statue in the middle of it yeah come on there's a there's a mausoleum
that behind the mausoleum a little bit back there's a headless headless angel statue and
then there's just a shit ton of stuff and there's this fucking really fucked up tree
in it it's like six trees combined and their trunks just fucking circle around each other
wow and you know back and in witchcraft a lot of witchcraft is done on trees or around
trees and the trees get warped so people think that that's a witching tree gonna go there
and go sun yeah yeah dude I used to I used to fuck with this app go straight R you ever
fuck with that I fucked over that dude show me that dude did I show you that thanks yeah
dude it's such bullshit bro I don't know man I don't know they say alright they say that
if you look up like the things because it says it says things yeah right occasionally
it comes up with words words it's a word generator yeah yeah I use I use fucking hell on my phone
yeah there's like there's other ones too like something box it's called spirit box spirit
box yeah me and Allie Mackie use that at Silver Bay it's fucking crazy I'll tell you what
we found on that that's fucking some crazy shit so you think that one's legit it's that
because that one actually circles through radio frequencies like at like a super high speed
like it goes through like like six channels a second so if you're going through it's like
going like and then like if you get a voice that goes over multiple frequencies you're
like that might be something because if you get like one voice to like it's like okay
that could be like a song or something going through like the radio frequencies but if
you I normally do AM radio because AM radio has a lot less stations and a lot less like
actually at least locally AM stations there's there's not many of them so when it's going
through them you have a higher chance of catching something weird instead of just like like distortion
from like a song or something so me and him actually got a couple like good things on it
like it like multiple frequencies that it went through like I had one that actually went
through ten frequencies and there's no song on the planet that goes through ten fucking
frequencies wow yeah that's interesting so man when I use that I don't remember exactly
I didn't know that it did that I think no that's that's a special it's like an actual
like like a device that you have to buy oh okay see I was just using an app that was called
like spirit spirit box oh no no we got like an actual one that like goes through like
this it's pretty crazy like it's like legit like crazy shit happens with damn because
me and him were out in the fucking woods in the haunted location and fucking shit it was
fucking nuts like we did we were going through and it's actually a place for the Boy Scouts
of America was founded like like the like place where like they had their first meeting
was the place that we were at and the first place where they had their meetings like this
big like council circle thing like it's like a big fire pit and there's like a bunch of
like wood like benches that they built that goes up like a hill and it was dead of winter
like dead of winter and there's like not a soul around for like fucking five miles any
direction and we were we were like just fucking around like at this point nothing was going
on so it was like whatever like you know stupid like you know spooky stuff's going on or
anything that happened nothing fucking happened so we go to the council circle and I'm like
let's just do a spirit box session see what fucking happens and turn it on it's going
through frequencies circle through the circle through all the frequencies a couple times
nothing was coming up we were asking questions and then like I put it down and I got us a
suit and a shit and I was here hi and I'm like hello and I answered hello and I'm like
and like I asked him like did you hear that too he's like yeah and then I'm like is anybody
there and he goes hi and like it was different voices coming through each time and then after
like a couple minutes it just was like where are you I'm like we're standing right here
and you're like I can see I'm like yo that's fucking freaky but then I started going I
got started going towards I'm like is this is this your guys like council circle and
like it was nothing like go it would go like you know quiet for for a little bit and I'm
like I'm gonna go into the I'm gonna go in the center of the circle and see what happens
and I just heard stop but like like it like it like it wasn't like a kid's voice anymore
that was like a grown man's voice going stop and I'm like huh I'm like what do you want
me to stop because don't go any further and I'm like it said that yeah and I'm like I'm
gonna do it so then I started walking closer and it's just so stop go home stop go home
and then I fucking went to the center of the circle and then I got so much feedback from
the from the radio thing that I was holding that's hurt my fucking ears and I stepped
out of the circle it stopped oh my god and then and then like it kept on going and then
like the like the deeper voice was like go home like go home it kept on saying go home
leave go home and then all the other voices stopped we weren't getting anything for like
a good five minutes and then we heard I'm here and I'm like fuck somebody else was inviting
so like we was like I'm like fuck and it goes I can see you and I'm like guy let's let's
fucking go this is with Ali Mack yeah he can he can he can tell you exactly what happened
oh my god and I went back with you nothing like I was telling you like like there you
can go go something a hundred times and something will happen once but crazier should happen
with the spirit box so when we are hearing that and I heard I can see you I fucking I
think you know when it's like quiet you can hear like everything like the woods I heard
footsteps circling around the the thing like it was pitch black you know you know the woods
at night it's fucking dark as hell I could hear something circling and then I went up
I went up to like where I thought I was circling there's no footsteps and like there was like
it was like it was like fresh snow so you'd see like footsteps and stuff and I'm like
and even if it was an animal you'd see like footsteps from an animal there's nothing and
I'm like this is exactly where it was there's no footsteps so then I'm like and then it
fucking started like just doing the the crazy like static sound all around like it just didn't
stop making this ass sound so I'm gonna turn that off and me and Ali Mack fucking we didn't
book it but we we we we we walked pretty quickly let's get the fuck out of here back out of
the woods and as we were walking back out of the woods and he can tell you this too we
heard footsteps behind us following us and then we would turn around with our flashlight
and shine the flashlight down the down the path and we signed the flashlight down the
path you know when you shine a flashlight it just lights everything up like automatically
it's like you know cuz fucking light you're like okay like you point a flashlight and
like that place is lit up when we point the flashlight back there's a black mist that
just went and it dissipated yeah and I like it dissipated and I took the light off it
and went back together back together and I we start you know jogging a little bit more
and I'm like I turn around like there's no fucking way that happened so I turned around
and I kept doing it every time I saw my fight I'm like let's fucking go fucking start
start booking it out and once we got out of the woods things sort of calmed down like
it was still like a feeling like something was watching us from the woods but once we
got out of like the tree line it felt like it stopped but like it was like don't fucking
come back here what um where was this again this is that silver bay silver bay how far
away is that about an hour and a half silver bay what made you want to do it there is
it like a known spot it's a known spot it's pretty much my like my go to spot for ghost
hunting because I've got that's the place where I got the most activity like like the
place where I will not guarantee activity but like the highest probability of activity
you can get there is there and pine woods has some fucked up shit there and I don't
really want to fuck with that one let's go there let's go to pine woods and let's go
back to silver bay yeah I'll go back to do some yeah do some good something so we get
back out and we go over by the church and I can still feel like you know an icky feeling
like something's watching us and there's a church on the on the campus and I go and
we sit down in the church steps everything dissipates as soon as we get on the church
grounds everything dissipates what do you mean like that like the feeling of being watched
and stuff gone like really like we sit down in the church steps everything's fucking gone
see what's kind of weird about that is like a lot of times churches are haunted yeah yeah
so it's like this is like an active church like this is a church that wasn't abandoned
or anything like this is like a church that people like do services and shit yeah see
there's like there's one that was close to my house where I grew up that was just like
everybody had a ghost story about it people would feel like cold hands on their shoulders
but you know candles like hundred pound candles floating by themselves like but like that's
the thing like I don't think this thing was a ghost I think it was a demon that was following
us so once you got into quote unquote holy ground it couldn't follow you but the thing
was we got off the church ground that feeling immediately comes back so so you think there's
difference between ghosts and demons absolutely absolutely so that would make sense why like
a church could still be haunted by ghosts but not a demon yeah because like they they
would get like freaked out by like this shit so in Christianity there's a belief that each
of us holds a piece of God in us like that's kind of like you know the spark that that
brings life is the is the spark of God that you have inside you suck to be the guy that
has dick
I think I was dick inside there's a lot of them so one of those on the iceberg theory
one of them was God was raped
so so the theory is that if you call on God he will answer you and if you're being chased
by a malicious spirit slash demon if you invoke the name of Jesus those motherfuckers will
back off because those motherfuckers do not like him at all and Jesus fucking smite their
ass back down to fucking hell because Jesus can just go in and be like oh this fucking
tool boom back to hell just now what if what if you're intentionally putting yourself in
a position I think that there's a thing where you still can get help but God will be like
or Jesus will be like come on man like it'll be like I'm gonna help you but like stop fucking
with this shit and I truly think that some of this shit we shouldn't fuck with like it's
like poking a bear with a stick like it's like you know it's wrong but it's pretty fucking
fun
I mean there's a natural curiosity there yeah I mean that's in us for a reason but like
the morbid curiosity type thing and you always know the saying if curiosity killed the cat
type shit
yeah but you know I think it's just like anything where if you take it too far everything a
lot of things are good and small doses yeah and it's just like anything it's just like
if you play too many video games you know you too much junk food you watch too much
anime yeah too much we exactly you know but there's actually more of that story me and
Ali max adventure isn't done yet so we get off the church grounds he's like hey I'm like
what he goes there's no lights on this entire campus by the way it's the middle of winter
time it's a YMCA that closes down like for the winter but we're out there in the middle
of winter there's fucking nobody up there and he goes hey they go what there's like an auditorium
like in like the middle of the campus and he's like why is there lights on and I'm like
what are you fucking talking I look over the lights in the auditorium are on and I'm like
there's no fucking way those lights are on so we go over lights go off no way no fucking
way so we fucking go up front like we're still looking in and let's go turn back on and I'm
like and mind you not shitting you there the stage lights you know at the ones we have
to like flick them up like with like the lever yeah six of them we're going on and off at
the same time no way and I'm like you can't like even if somebody was fucking with us
they'd have to go by and do this to like each one and then if we while we were looking in
there they'd go on and off at like different directions that like within like a second
of each other and you couldn't sprint across like the the stage thing to do that to like
multiple ones that like within multiple seconds so Ali Mack can confirm this yeah he got me
right there yeah let's hear from our guest today Ali Mack so we're like okay that's
fucking weird so like that's fucking weird and I'm like you know what we're getting a
shit ton of activity let's go back to the council circle let's go back to the woods
and like I'm feeling brave let's go back to the fucking woods so we're going back to the
woods and I'm like let's fucking do a spirit box session while we're going back there you
know just to see nothing nothing nothing like it's been like five minutes just nothing fucking
just the radio static going like going to the station like okay whatever and then I heard
take it off and I'm like take one off and it said your pants and it goes and it goes
metal and I'm like the fuck and it's just a take off metal take off metal metal metal
take off and I'm like now is this clear is it like it like you it's like it's like a
fucking radio static like voice coming through the radio static but it said take off metal
take off metal and I go and I'm like oh shit and I always wear a saint Michael metal around
my neck and it was blessed by a bishop and it wanted me to take off my metal and I held
it up like this and he's just like metal and I'm like and I'm like I'm not going to take
it off and it just went and I'm like and then it stopped doing that I'm like and I look
over and I'm like bro it said cut and I'm like cut what into and I'm like pieces and
I'm like fuck and then it just goes Lee and I go okay we're leaving oh my god it knew
my fucking name see I know you say that you think the ghost radar thing is bullshit yeah
but when I was using it I just like I kept it on my side like and just listen to the
things that it would say yeah and this one time it said Sam and then literally three
seconds later my friend Sam called me that's that is weird I was like the chances of that
happening are like one in a million yeah yeah you know I mean it still could be a coincidence
but I do say that is that's kind of weird that bro it literally was like Sam and then
three seconds later my phone rang and my buddy was there with me you know it's not like I
was by myself and like you know how like you can kind of like imagine how things happen
yeah he was like he's the one who's like dude what I was like oh yeah just said Sam didn't
it and he's like yeah like and then they said if you look up the things that it says yeah
um like all right so say for example we're down by glenn sanders man's mansion okay yeah
yeah and it said native okay and then a minute or two later it said battle right so they
say if you look up the history of where you are it'll make sense what it's trying to say
I was using the thing and I got a funny story to tell about that one because it's fucking
funny so there's actually a battle with Native Americans the French and Indian more at Glenn
Glensander's mansion yeah yeah and there's actually still hatchet marks in the wall yeah
yeah dude I so I was using the same app and I was doing in my own house because I'm like
I mean weird shit happens in my house but I don't think it's like super haunted I just
think that likes like weird stuff like I think it's like a lot of things would like supernatural
just kind of happen like at random but I was just doing it and it's just said I'm like
hey so what's your name and he goes Steve I go all right Steve what's going on nothing
I go you know Steve what do you like to do and he goes weed that's my ghost yeah that
sounds like an all right ghost I don't mind having him around I go Steve where are you
right now he goes in the closet damn wow what's the most convincing paranormal experience
you've had was it would it be the one at Silver Bay I have another one at Silver Bay that's
even crazier than that but no one was there to like to back it up back it up but for me
personally that was fucking the craziest fucking shit I've ever experienced so I'm up there
middle I like going up there kind of just to clear my head it's a nice drive it's like
it's peaceful it's right on the lake you know it's just like I just like going up there kind
of clear my head and then drive back you know I like driving up there I like driving back
I like hanging out on the campus like it's just kind of like a thing where you're like
okay gonna take just turn my brain off for a little bit type thing so I parked my car
I get out you know it's really cold day really really cold day and my fucking stupid ass
because down here it was like 50 degrees once you got up north it was like 30 degrees so
I'm like fuck and then the sun started going down so it was getting down like 10 degrees
so I'm like I should have brought a jacket but I was pretty decently far away from my
car can I park my car at like the main building and there's like a gym that's like pretty that's
a 500 yards away from like the main like building so you know it's a walk it's a walk so I'm
walking down and like I'm fucking freezing right now like I'm just wearing a fucking hoodie
and it's like 10 degrees out so I'm like I'm just gonna go inside the gym real quick fucking
warm myself up get out you know type thing like I'm like I just need to warm up so I
open up the basement door because most of the doors are locked there but if you go there
enough you know which doors are always unlocked so I went to the basement door and I'm like
okay whatever and at this point I wasn't even fucking looking for ghosts like I was just
like I'm just like I just want to warm up I want to get the fuck out of here type thing
it's like I'm just gonna warm up go home like it's it's it's been an all right day all right
I'm just gonna do that so go downstairs and there's a big big fucking heater there so
I'm fucking standing by the heater I'm like whatever just facing the wall like the wall
I'm like facing like a wall like over there and I'm like okay and like there's no way
like windows or anything so it's like it's relatively dark there's not only like many
lights on the campus but like there's like the emergency lights that are on for like
you know just in case like something happens and stuff but like they're like just very like
you know like the ones you see in like the school with like the two like like lights so
it wasn't like a shit ton of light but like there's enough to see so I'm sitting there
warming myself up nothing's going on and I just get this fucking really bad feeling
like something's gonna happen and I'm like fuck I'm like I'm just trying to fucking
warm up man and then I felt this fucking force behind me and I felt like somebody put their
fucking arms like this like behind like like I'm standing here and arms went past my head
on the wall like something was pinning me like this and I'm like but it didn't feel like
it was touching me like it was like just close enough like I could like it's like when somebody
was like breathing on your neck like that's how close like I could feel that but I'm five
foot eleven the thing's head was like two like a foot above my head at least and I'm
like I'm like I go hey and like I literally said this out loud and I go I know and I'm
like there's nobody here right now and I said that out loud I'm like there's nobody here
right now I know this is your place and I'm just intruding on like your your space right
now and I'm pretty sure you don't want anyone to be here right now because like this is
your time of year that you can like you know just be free and walk around and I go give
me a minute to warm up and I won't turn around I won't even look at you I'll just get the
fuck out and I'm like and then like it kind of felt like it was like pondering a little
bit like you know like hey you know like feel people out like type thing like when like
they're doing stuff I could feel this like thing kind of like pondering it's like and
like I could feel it like back off a little bit and then I could feel it kind of like
walk back to like another corner like if I'm standing here it like went to that corner
over there but it was still there kind of being like I'm gonna hold you to that like
walking out and I'm like okay so I'm more myself up and I'm like I'm gonna go now I'm
like I'm not gonna look where you are I don't want to see you I'm like I respect your space
I'm gonna just I'm gonna go I'm gonna go now and it kind of felt like it kind of was like
alright but don't fucking look at me and I'm like and I heard it say don't look at me
and I'm like okay so I bolted out and I tell you I did not I sprinted 500 yards faster
that time than in my entire life I did 500 yards and like fucking two minutes I was just
like dude I believe it I'm I'm believer like nobody nobody was fucking there to like
vouch for my story I know that happened to me and I still get goosebumps fucking thinking
about that shit like that's like some shit that like I fucking I'm like there was something
fucking there and it fucking didn't want me there dude I I love the the vibes right now
the ghost stories like right now my brain is like a little fry from work right but this
is just like so relaxing to hear Tyler tell ghost stories like in this ambiance like
this is so dope I could listen to this for hours dude I just sit here and go wow I got
I got way more ghost stories if you guys want to fucking hear them but well I know you have
plenty what about you Casey ghost stories yeah I don't really think I have many ghost
stories I wouldn't go sounding with him one time but not much happened other than me falling
on my ass like the entire like the entire field was just covered in ice like it was just fucking
ice and this is the same place yeah like and like you know when you go to a place sometimes
you go there and you're like something's gonna happen today like you get like the feeling
when I went up with these guys Mike okay it's it we're just gonna fuck around today this
is just like a this is just like a bro like fucking oh we're gonna fuck around and try
to fucking find spooky shit but there's those those fucking one days that you go there and
you're like something's gonna happen today you just feel it I mean this is gonna sound
fucking nuts but like you go ghost hunting or you research this shit enough there's a
certain feeling and I call the tuning fork feeling that you get when spirits are around
or paranormal things are around and tuning fork feeling is you go to a place and like
could be fucking completely normal like this and like your entire body feels like you're
a tuning fork and something this one and like your whole body is fucking like this it's
and it's not like a physical feeling but like it's like a mental feeling I kind of like
how you feel when you do like a call on Judson Street or something like it's like a similar
feeling to that but it's like it's something completely like unique almost because like
you're sitting there just having like a normal conversation like this and you just feel like
somebody just went up to you as a tuning fork and just went ding so like everything like
kind of like a like you ever get like that like that something bad is about to happen
type thing and like then you get this inky feeling like you're going through like this
fucking like like this like sludge almost like you're going through like metaphorical
sludge like dark sludge and like you're like okay something something's here with me right
now type shit it's like but like you go ghost hunting enough or you you research this shit
enough or you you look far enough into it and I truly believe this you know most people
they don't actually have like real ghost stories but they don't really look into it and stuff
I really feel this is this is an actual feeling like thing that I have that supernatural activity
paranormal activity whatever the fuck you want to call it it's a doorway and most people
have their doors shut or cracked open a tiny bit and they see like something's here in
there I think the more you look into it the more you research into it you fucking open
that door oh I believe and you can't shut it 100% but I think you can shut it the things
on the other side they know when the doors open so they're like oh this guy can actually
feel me this guy can actually see me this guy can actually hear me he's like and then
the like you know normal spirits like whatever but like the bad guys demons and those guys
are like I can fuck with this guy now like he's like he opened himself up to this shit
like I'm gonna take advantage of that yeah you know I I'll share with you one experience
that I had and it's kind of along the lines what you're talking about I went to one of
my buddy's graduation parties in high school and they were telling stories about this guy
that killed himself in his garage right like in where my buddy lived like the previous
homeowner killed himself in the garage hung himself and I got this really weird feeling
when he was talking about it right I was just like man I just got like this weird like gut
feeling and I'm like I don't really want to be here you know you know like I kind of just
want to go home like just like whatever that feeling was I want to be away from it wasn't
just like I just didn't want to talk about it it was like that something just made me
not feel right right so anyway I'm driving home and that haunted church that I was telling
you about I was driving by it and I always got freaked out driving by it at night by
myself I would like speed past it but this time when I was driving past it two black
cats popped up out of the ditch together right yeah popped up out of the ditch and then instead
of running away from my car they started running towards my car and I slammed on the brakes
never saw the cats again I don't know where they went they looked like they went under
my car no shit yeah I was just like what the fuck like one I'm already freaked out by that
place right and it's it's already a place that gives me bad vibes and I'm like actively
like driving away from bad vibes and it's like and these two cats just happen to pop
out of the ditch you know you ever hear of familiars no so so in witchcraft one of the
things is that they can summon familiars which is like an animal like servant that you can
have and a lot of witches like you know how like witches are associated with like black
cats like that's like a thing it's because of familiars like a lot of times witches would
summon like a spirit of like a black cat to be like their servant like some more quote
unquote more powerful witches could summon more quote unquote powerful like familiars
and they could like summon like wolves and like a bear or like some of them can even
like summon like a demon if you got to like a certain like level or skill of witchcraft
you could summon like an actual demon to be your servant quote unquote you don't they
don't serve you type shit yeah but like familiars and like that like and I'm not not saying
that that's like a familiar but like it sounds kind of like similar to like oh maybe like
something weird like that could like happen maybe familiar a familiar was like oh he's
kind of in like the zone where he can kind of see us type thing and like maybe you were
in that like mindset that you could actually see like more supernatural stuff so maybe
a familiar type thing came out for you and stuff yeah there's just there's just freaky
I mean it could have been nothing could have been two black cats two black cats that ran
towards my car because I feel like a lot of that is psychology like if you think if you're
feeling like something bad's gonna happen oh you're looking to look for it I've like
noticed when my anxiety goes up and I'm like having periods of anxiety you're more likely
to like notice like strange noises in your house and stuff like that like you're more
you're on higher alert oh for sure oh yeah yeah 100% I think that's a thing I also think
that spirits are also a thing at the same time oh yeah but I we're really derailing
this just go in full ghost mode I'll circle back to ghost but I want to talk about some
other things because I could yeah I could go on this trail for fucking ever oh yeah
we'll talk we'll go back into this but let's go to another couple topics first and then
we'll circle back to ghost because I'll tell some more ghost stories so another thing I
wanted to talk about fucking the lunar park fire demon the hell is that it's a conspiracy
and Sydney Australia there's a place called lunar park it's a like amusement park it's
kind of like a Coney Island of like Sydney type thing it's like their version of Coney
Island so back in 1979 I believe in 1978 it was one of it's like during the 1970s there
was a massive fire on the ghost coaster like there they had like a like a like a spooky
themed like roller coaster and there was a massive fire on it and like eight kids died
on it like eight kids like three adults like burned death in the ride Jesus Christ and the
whole thing is fucking nuts if you want to look it up look up a lunar park fire there
Casey Casey taking ahead of pure oxygen it's better than LSD but I'm the lunar I'll show
you a picture afterwards but the lunar park fire was a massive disaster like kids died
like it's a it was a tragedy like it's 100% like a tragedy and even though they were crisis
actors I'm gonna say everyone's crisis actors from that on just just because of Alex Jones
thing that's a that's a that's another conspiracy that I can get into in a couple minutes but
I want to finish on this one what's the conspiracy behind it though this is this is it so it
got ruled to be an arson and they never found the guy who started the arson who started
the fire and then the mother of one of the victims was going through photos of that night
getting him developed because back in the day like you know how to get like your photos
developed and stuff and I'll show you the picture that she found on her solar plexus
clown glider all right bro you said you were you said you were done talking about ghost
I'll talk about other things this is one of the things that really want to talk about
so fucking crazy shit fucking crazy shit so the mom went through her her photos of that
night this is one of the photos that they found no dear wait so it's like what the fuck
what mind you this place did not have any mascots that looked like that and they never
did ever what so that that wasn't like that wasn't a scoot that wasn't a mascot that wasn't
anything like that wow dude and if you look at it we're gonna circle back to mollic here
if you look at it the actual physical form of mollic is a man with a with a cow's head
with horns and what did people do to worship mollic they sacrifice their children in fire
damn do you think that's a real picture that's absolutely real picture like people like prove
that that was like a real thing and in the park was like they showed that to the park
like what the fuck is this thing they're like we never had a mascot that looked like that
ever like they're like that thing that whatever that person or thing was wasn't a member of
the park like that that was just me again I see this again if you also look at it look
at its fucking eyes there's nothing like it looks like they're voids almost so it's kind
of like this like yeah this horned like I don't even know how to describe it's like a person
right but yeah but there's no features on it it's got long hair and if you look at the
eyes look at how fucked up the eyes are there's no like you know how in most mass you can
kind of see a little bit behind the thing that's just fucking pure black like that's
like there's nothing there's nothing there but I will also say that this guy because
the bottom half is a human he's about 12% body fat he's got some ab veins going on he's
in pretty decent shape I mean he's probably a demon he really focuses on his protein
it's pretty obvious yeah dude he's pretty small dude he's pretty jacked yeah so that
loincloth man I feel like yeah that's that's pretty that's pretty fucking crazy dude but
like but he obviously works out the fucking eyes are what freaks me out about this though
like the eyes are really fucked up yeah that is it's like it's really freaky so now that's
the story of that thing and like the conspiracy is that whatever the fuck that is because
whatever the fuck that is was there for that day only and then disappeared what never seen
again damn you know what though like I really enjoy making up stories yeah so I can see
how somebody would make up a story like that you know like I used to actively try and like
just make up fake stories make up urban legends well like I had this website the society in
search of extraterrestrials and or Bigfoot and or yeah I would put out all these fake
stories trying to get people to believe in this right and we'd go out and do fake like
bigfoot sightings right we bought a bigfoot costume and it's be walking around the woods
yeah so well what we were doing one night is we were jumping in front of cars with it
well not not in front of cars but like just on the edge of their headlights so they weren't
sure if they saw something or not so and I got my like monkey like run down perfect
to get a little monkey shuffle so I had a walkie talkie on and my buddy was in his Jeep
and he had a radar detector and he's like hey dude that last car that you did that was
a cop he's like the radar detector went off right so I'm like oh if that's a cop he's
coming back so I run back to it I'm stripping off the monkey costume so I literally I just
get it like almost all the way off except for one foot I forgot about the bigfoot yeah
he's feet that slipped over your shoes right sure enough cop turned around and came to this
little turnaround that we were in and he comes up and he's like what are you doing back there
because I was still trying to get it off right I'm like oh just taking a leak back here and
he's like you guys are just you're just pulled over to take a leak like what is going on
he's like my buddy's like yeah yeah we're just you know we just pulled over real quick
and he's like yeah okay why don't you get out of here I had stuffed the monkey costume
underneath the Jeep so we're like okay we'll just go drive around this lake in our town
real quick we'll just do one lap and we'll come back he'll be gone and we'll pick up
the soup and as we're driving around the lake I got bored and I started talking on the walkie
talkie and I'm like what I say I'm like archangel archangel come in archangel this is delta alpha
November coming out so I didn't know that the cop was trying to figure out what the hell
we were doing so we did our lap around the lake and we're coming back down and he was
pulling up the road to the lake and he's like so he pointed his light yeah search light
at us at my buddy who's driving and he's like can you guys tell me why there's a monkey
costume?
he's like why don't we drive back and have a little chat and we're like oh dude we're
fucked we go back and he's like everybody in the car give me your license and so he's
looking at our licenses and he's like somebody tell me what's going on here and why there's
a monkey costume and I'm like alright alright listen I got this website right the society
in search of extra treasures and our bigfoot and we're just we're out here in the monkey
costume trying to get some pictures trying to get the community believing in bigfoot
right and he goes he just like he's got this dead serious face and then he smirks he smiles
he's got to be chipped to and I'll never forget and he goes you guys are fucked up he's like
let me see the pictures okay let me see if I can pull this up so we show him the picture
and he goes look as long as nobody says that there's monkeys peeking in their windows tonight
you guys are good to go but if you're gonna do this do it in the next town over don't
do it here let me see if I can find this picture this is like it didn't even really look like
a monkey I don't have good service down here we'll have to we'll have to post it post it
on it on a supplemental you're pranking people way back in the day actually for the podcast
too oh yeah oh dude we're making fake UFOs do you like drones and shit no this was back
before I mean I don't even think they had drones in 2006 they've had like the early
ones but they were like $10,000 a piece like type one yeah we went to a price chopper and
we got a bunch of balloons and well one of them we let go it was just like like glow
sticks hanging down like tentacles and then we put a headlamp like a cheap like $3 headlamp
I'm sure nobody saw that but if somebody ever found that in the woods like what the fuck
is this but we we what we did do is we put a road flare up on balloons that had been
weird on fishing string right so from a distance if you saw that a road flare just floating
there yeah that was creepy 200 feet in the air so when we did that dude a helicopter
came by with no lights on all right which can only mean one thing black helicopters it's
it's the military the feds yeah so we have we have this road flare up 200 feet in the
air on balloons and fishing string and a and I'm probably a black Hawk I'm guessing black
Hawk helicopter comes by with no lights on like checking it out we're like okay we're
gonna we're done with this what the fuck oh fuck so yeah other thing I want to talk about
and I think that this could be a fucking deep dive on some shit cave systems yeah what about
them you were fucking like just think about how fucking scary cave systems are well I'm
severely claustrophobic so yes like they're fucking scary man like there's like cave systems
where you can go down underground and fucking pop up like three towns over like if you go
far enough in like caves I actually watch a lot of um Kate like spelunking videos spelunking
videos freak me the fuck out because it's trial it's kind of like exposure to like exposure
therapy yeah well claustrophobia but I ended up watching a lot of them and ones where people
have to like like get on all fours and they like get stuck and somebody has to push them through
I gotta do it man like but also and there was one uh mine there's called the nutty putty mine
or something yes yeah dude like died dude got stuck upside down they couldn't get them out
and all his organs reversed and shit you see what freaks me out about that I was watching this one
where this guy literally was like like it was such a tight squeeze to get through that he had to like
slip one shoulder by and then pop his other one through I couldn't do that I couldn't do that and
it's like dude what if what if you can get in and you can't get out but then you get all inflamed
like from trying to squeeze through and your muscles swell up a little bit
now you can't get out like how many people have died like that a lot a lot dude cave systems are
fucking someone the scariest shit on the goddamn planet also fun fact you look at the cave systems
in America and you look at missing persons cases they're very similar layouts look it up look it up
right now Casey look it up on your on your on your laptop if you look at the missing persons cases
versus uh cave systems of America there is a alarmingly similar pattern to them hmm so what
are their people like serial killers that are hiding people and they're just gonna get lost
and then people can get lost uh maybe there's some maybe there's something in the caves that we don't
know about yeah I wonder about that all the time like there's things in the cave that like are like
reclusive creatures and shit that like we don't fucking know about yeah I found that I found the
do you found the maps yeah look yeah look at look at the map that he's got there it's fucking crazy
you can't really turn it top map shows mysterious cases of people vanishing
vanishing without a trace the bottom map shows America's largest cave systems so what lives in
this cave system that's a question you gotta think you gotta think like there's things on this planet
that have been around for hundreds of thousands of years maybe they don't come out that often
were you here when we were talking about the uncanny valley uh yeah well no no actually was I
there was I here we I listened to we can touch back on that because I really feel like we got some
more shit to talk about with the uncanny valley after we talk about caves and I think that I can
connect them all right go for it so we all know what the uncanny valley is right because the uncanny
valley is the thing that looks like the human but not quite you know what I'm talking about the
humanoid the humanoid that is not quite human you look at something and it's like that is almost
human spirit walkers yeah skin walkers fucking shit but the theory is that it's ingrained in every
single human every single fucking human on the planet to look at something that is not quite human
and be fucking terrified of it and like people are like oh it's it's for like so people recognize
corpses and stuff and I'm like all of us here have seen corpses right like even corpses that have
been down for a very long time when you look at it you're like okay that's still a person right
like you can still look at that and be like you know you're not like I mean you're disgusted by it
but you're not like freaked out like being like that thing's an alien type thing but like the uncanny
valley is like the CPR mannequin and stuff like you look at a CPR mannequin you're like that thing's
almost human like but it's like there's something wrong with it so it's kind of creepy like it gives
you like that uncomfortable feeling by like looking at it being like that's almost a person but not
quite type thing and the theory is as there was a being there's a being out there while when like
humanity was primal that almost looked human almost looked human but not quite and every single
it was ingrained in all our brains there had to be so many things that terrified our ancient
ancestors that looked almost human to put into our fucking brain chemistry to think that things that
look almost human are terrifying yeah well maybe from like an evolutionary perspective if you think
about it humans are tribal right we stick to our tribes so now it's like we see people from all
different parts of the world on a regular basis yeah right just because of travel and stuff like
that but before that you basically only saw people in your tribe like if you lived in a big tribe
50,000 people you're used to your tribe and what that tribe looks like and when you see other humans
that look slightly different like imagine if you're if you're Anglo-Saxon right yeah like we all are
yeah or actually let's do it the other way around like say you're Native American and you're used to
your tribe and you see some fucking dude in a powdered wig and fucking shit come off a boat
exactly so maybe it has something to do with our ingrained deeply ingrained tribalism but they did
do like a study on that and they took people from like like tribal like things in Africa and they
met like white people and stuff they didn't freak out because they didn't think that that was like a
like and they didn't see white people like ever anything they didn't have the same reaction
that the uncanny valley does so as for something more something more like it's like something that
like is it's like the proportions are wrong on something or like the skin is like a different
like like texture or like it's like like slimy or like it's fucking hands are too big or it's arms
are a little bit too long but like not quite or like their heads like a little bit bigger or like
this picture is creepy oh I fucking hate momo momo creepy but like yeah like something like that you
look at that you're like that's almost human but like not yeah so like it's like it's freaky it's
just like just in that area outside of what we're used to it's like human adjacent yeah yeah but my
but my my theory and my theory is what the what the cave systems is do you ever hear about the
cave dweller genocide no let's hear about it so the cave dweller genocide is back in the fucking
jesus like 1200s like 1100s we found the cave folk that like lived in caves and shit that were
almost people like they're like the the ancestors of like neanderthals like how we are the ancestors
of neanderthals they were the ancestors of neanderthals but instead of like being out they went into
cave systems so they became like cave people like bigger heads smaller bodies with like longer like
hands and stuff so they could like crawl through shit like their eyes could see better in the dark
and shit um and this was like a a semi-documented thing that we went into caves and killed all of
them but what if there's some that are left and they're still down there and they're still down
there cave dwellers totally possible you see it's just like we think that because this whole country
has been explored we've seen everything we didn't explore the caves it's like people don't understand
how big this country actually is oh yeah absolutely yeah absolutely and then it's like we hear all
these stories from the united states what about other countries yeah also we live like in near
the adirondacks there's parts of the adirondacks that haven't been touched by fucking human feet
like oh i'm sure like there's there's definitely parts of that of those woods that humans have never
gone to absolutely what if what if there's just this this creature that lives underground
and it comes out once every 25 000 years and just kidnaps people and shit yeah what if even fucking
scarier thought what if there is like a civilization of like cave dwellers but in order to reproduce
they have to come out and kidnap a human and then reproduce with a human in order to keep their line
going because they can't reproduce with themselves because there's only like one of them or two of
them and the only way to get another cave dweller is to kidnap a human and then make them you know
your uh little little friend this podcast sounds delusional man i don't know there's i think i
think there's so much that we don't know we think we understand life and i don't think we even
have scratched the surface my radicals are so free right now i still have a hit of that bro i
have i still haven't read a balania me so i haven't even scratched the surface yet oh oh yeah look at
that is this uh fire and fury inside the trump white house so i there was a headline today that
said uh trump was hiding out at merrill logo because so the feds couldn't search for him during the
hurricane oh really is that true yeah let me read a uh expert excerpt from here the doj the president
source told him was filled with women who hated him this which book is that this is fire and fury
inside the donald trump white house did you get all these donald trump books oh my mom uh my mom was
like here you want these i was like sure they make good mic stands that's hilarious all these books
are about and well the the two trump books and then the communists manifesto oh my god yeah so
there's way more shit that we can talk about but i've been kind of overtaking everything let's uh
uh let's hear some more topics for other people because i've literally taken over no that's fine
like i said i'm shot from work and i'm here to listen to ghost stories from tyla so i was uh i
was walking under the um bridge over the mohawk river gilding a bridge root nine you know that is
yeah root nine bridge they have this like park little park where you go under the bridge by the
mohawk river and i saw the what they called graffiti graffiti on the walls and i looked up
and it said fuck capitalism i was like this feels like a post a lot apocalyptic nightmare or something
like like when uh when everything is gone we'll just have that bridge this is so i want to i
want to talk about the failed economic system that is capitalism is it failed though i don't know
i don't know that it has you guys support capitalism yeah absolutely you think it's
still the best economic system well let me just i gotta write this down my notes real quick uh
because i fucking i'm gonna forget we can keep talking about this but i got something smiley
smiley face murders do you think that i would be able to go to a gas station and buy these
teddy bear headphones if it wasn't for capitalism do you think these exist in communist countries
no i don't i think they work in communist countries i don't think they suck as bad in
in socialist countries but i can go to a gas station and buy this because the competition
you know it's obviously they don't have a lot of competition you might be right about that
i i mean i just don't i how okay so capitalism works because there's competition right so the
the person who makes the best cheapest product wins right so if you don't have competition
you just get what's made shit you get garbage that's i mean that look at russian car companies
name one is that our car company having a government funded system of making products
wouldn't necessarily the products being bad because everybody has to use them so yeah baby
pure oxygen so all right so say you want to make an airplane right like this this is how it works
in the united states like the military says these are specifications for an airplane right and we're
going to put out the bid to the give the bid to the cheapest better what is it what am i trying to
say give it to the cheapest but i don't know how i worry but in russia they just the government
says we're going to build an airplane right so here you have lockheed martin competing with bowing
you know all competing to make a better product for a cheaper price right so you're going to get
a superior product because there's competition in russia there's no competition it's just whatever
they make is what they make you know so that's that's one way that communism is or that capitalism
is better i think i thought russia was more capitalist now russia is a piece of fucking
garbage and i fucking hate the russians i dated a russian and she broke my fucking heart
so now i hate now i hate the entirety of the russian people her dad pulled the gun on me twice
like an ak no it was a fucking revolver damn and the first time i wasn't loaded i go hey next
time you threaten somebody with a gun make sure it's loaded the second time it was
was that true story true story what did you do you brought her home too late no he
fucking hated americans fucking i don't know what the fuck like he was racist or prejudice what would
it be like for for like be living in the country is that is that prejudice or racism prejudice
prejudice yeah is that what that is yeah so he was prejudiced towards me and like
fucking every time it was great i was at the mall one day with her and then he was at the mall
at the same time like he came over and he started being like a russian noises blah blah blah
speaking russian and i go hey if you're gonna insult me can you at least do it in english
man that's a bad place to live if you hate americans yeah he was you know america he was
literally xkgb like legit like yeah like the uniform and shit like he had really yeah i'm like oh
boy wow i am in too deep that's pretty badass though i did yeah i mean i did some weird people
that's how vladimir putin started off yeah he was he's a leader at kgp was he the leader yeah he was a
leader wow yeah dude you think putin is trying to recreate the ussr yeah oh 100 that's what he's
doing right now and also have you seen him recently he looks fucking sick i think he's like got cancer
or something because he's like looking really sick right now and i think that's why he's doing all
this shit right now because like if i die it's like whatever if i lose we fucking lose and i die
it doesn't fucking matter i'm gonna die anyway type shit apparently what he's saying now is that he's
like not opposed to using nuclear weapons he he's a fucking psychopath i think he's gonna disappear
for two months and then come back like super healthy you think super male vitality info wars
dot com like what's that thing that they gave the queen that you're talking about a drenachrome baby
i saw um i saw they came out with her cause of death like that was it overdosing on adrena
chrome no auto erotic asphyxiation well you hit it here first on the title podcast queen dies
from auto erotic excretion no it literally was just old age like that's not even my cause of death
though i know that's what it said on her just say cardiac arrest yeah i mean everybody's cause of
death is technically cardiac arrest yeah do you ever like dude let's talk about the covet
conspiracy though you love this shit i know you love this shit i'm fucking how during covet and
we fucking saw it all of us did um if somebody died from like a car accident but they had covet
they would count that as a covet death yeah like that shit's kind of fucked i mean it just seems
like you're so powerless like it's like what are you gonna do about it you know it's like there's
so much fucked up stuff it's like all right i think uh covet is actually conspiracy i think
covet's i've never had it i had it three times i've never had it i had it fucking three times
first time i got the alpha variant and i lost use of my legs for two days um second time i got it i
felt like i had the sniffles third time i had it i didn't even fucking know i had it so what you
just took a test and i was positive yeah my brother got my brother got sick and then i had to take
the test and apparently i was sick i'm like i don't even fucking feel sick so i just stayed home and
played cyberpunk for like fucking two weeks did you get a casey no i was sick uh i was sick
when actually when we went ghost hunting which was right at the beginning of covet i was pretty
sick but that was before they had uh like tasks even yeah because the first time that i got covet
it was like before like the the big identity of covet but like remember when i was going through
our old our old employer like everybody got sick like every single person got sick at the same time
i know it's like really bad fucking thanks yawn yawn fucking brah yeah fucking thanks beepis
fucking getting us all sick fucking douchebag i almost died oh my god so which out of us do you
think is the most knowledgeable about like history government stuff like that tyler why me i do i
i just feel like i gotta you just explained who built the railroads on which side of the country
i mean i nationality well this was the irish on this side i mean i uh i i did get a uh 98 on my
us history regions all right well i gotta i got a little game for you guys here i'm gonna go p real
quick and i'll be right back all right we'll play this game we'll take a quick break all right all
right oh yeah let's do that and then we'll take a quick break we'll come back tell some more
fucking crazy conspiracy oh hell yeah are we taking a break now no no no we'll play the game
then we'll no let's take a break all right quick break all right we're back talking about foreskin
anyway all right we're gonna find out who's the uh but you're seriously uncircumcised
what about you case yes so we're all circumcised we're all we're all i feel like he'd be uncircumcised
he seems like a tiger let's take a vote i say he is uncircumcised i say circumcised
yes circumcised all right we should call him like just to like hey are you circumcised he's just
doing doing some stupid fire department thing i'm gonna give him a call give a call i'll be back
you call him call him tyler and just be like i'll give him a rain and just ask him if he's
circumcised or not just hang up what he sent a picture of welcome to come all right um do i
have this fucking phone number i think i do okay let me see here i'll be back i'll be back
can be here with us today because he is a lieutenant at the uh as his volunteer fire department
he's a he's a seller saver yeah he's out uh saving the world so one of them now he's jolly volleys
all right let's let's put him on speaking to you
ellie back
just be really blunt hello this is alex mcdowell oh you cunt even that's digital call you back
and do like it i'm real sad
oh man i fuck him so we're gonna find out who uh i got some 10 questions
that are is it world or us history us history government stuff like that i can do it this is
all we're gonna see no i i thought i thought you'd be good at this actually all right let's see
let's fucking do it brother all right we got you got 10 questions we're gonna keep score man my
radicals are so fucking free right now multiple tries no okay i'm fucked all right so first
question abraham lincoln theodore roosevelt and her who were all belong to which political party
oh um they were republican republican i'm gonna agree
are you just saying that because you saw that no i think it's true because the republicans are who
freed the slave yeah they are yeah correct you got one point each question too who is the next
in line to succeed the president after the vice president uh secretary of state i don't know but
that sounds good do you want to give the answer um dude i actually i don't know i have no idea
no you want to guess um speaker the house you got it it was either one of those i was gonna say
you could say speaker the house it was like i heard i heard that all right dan we got two
tyler's wall got one next question who is the first us president to be impeached
oh i fucking know andrew jackson i don't think it was him i think it was uh fuck um
let's see trump
i'm gonna take a pass on this one i i think i want to guess just guess um just pick one
pick pull out a bell out of your grover cleveland all right you're both incorrect it was andrew
johnson oh man that's so close 18 wrong andrew 1868 damn it next wash so we got still two to one
fuck man you can't count it it's one to one he just stole my answer on the first one i did kind
of what we'll just do one one that's it you got the right answer yeah after i fucking said it
what was the first one was the republican one well it was only it could only be one of two things
yeah so i'll give them credit it's two to one uh next question how many senators are in the us
senate 50 100 the answer is 100 oh damn and uh two to two tied it up all right all right
you know what the problem is i gotta put on my lucky question five who is the oldest us president
to ever take office uh joe biden i think is it i think it is i think i think you might be right
but he said it so well you could pick you could pick whatever you think um i think it's joe
biden i mean i think he's right what other he's who else could it be all right so you're saying
joe biden yeah i'm gonna say joe biden all right you're both correct okay but that doesn't he said
so all right that goes down all right three to two i was one three to two
next question all right and who wants to go first i'll go first all right who's to
whose faces are depicted on that rush rush more that's gonna be abraham lincoln george
washington teddy roosevelt and andrew jackson i believe how am i supposed to keep in p with that
incorrect now down gets such a try so teddy roosevelt that is one yep because he was president
when he was going off because i think you're george washington um wait is abraham lincoln
on it i can't remember the last guy i thought it was andrew jackson those those are honestly the
only two i know that's well that was three right toward washington abraham lincoln
teddy roosevelt that's three there's one more you want to take a guess i have no idea it's not
andrew jackson no i don't know who is it tomas jefferson ah fuck all right yeah wait
really yeah i'm gonna look at a picture of this now all right we got three to two
tyler three dan is two okay dude i'm not gonna beat this guy you hear these these facts that he spit
dan is currently looking at metal rush word confirm that tom jefferson is in fact on it
and that's uh jacson's on the 20 dollar bill right yes dude that's that's it looks like he's
fucking vase dude i'm not wearing more yeah yeah that's time for topherson well they look similar i
guess yeah that would do that was a good guess though yeah uh shall we move on to the next question
what what is the first state to ratify the u.s constitution delaware is that true i'm gonna
say pennsylvania it's delaware the answer is delaware the fuck how do you know that
that i know that dude they have a sign everywhere in delaware everything like their fucking state
flag their sign the state quarters is the first it literally says to save the first state they're
there always because that's the only thing delaware ever fucking did so yeah for four to two tyler
next question is super who is the only president to run unopposed the presidential election f dr
you want to guess i'm gonna say
man i don't hold on let me look up a list of presidents
he's good you're not just gonna look up the answer to the question no i'm not gonna hold it out
okay hold on hold on if he's right is he right no all right oh fuck i know who else is
fuck me i know who it is god it's fucking ob mother fucker all right i'm gonna go with
brock obama
was it george ross it was george ross mother fucker i knew it was george ross god damn it
you're still when like i i can't compete with this kid because this is just gonna this is just
gonna be a fucking abortion you only got two questions left okay i don't like this game at all
you can either tie it up you can either tie it up or or or i win he's too smart i'm supposed to
it's crazy all right so how many presidents have been assassinated have been assassinated three
three like attempts or actually have been assassinated actual assassinations okay so okay
fucking up actually i think it's two but i'm gonna go with three because that's what i said
okay it's either three or four i think it's four though i'm gonna go with four just so we get
different answers the answer is four yeah damn i'm gonna give you a bonus point if you can name
the four presidents that were assassinated jfk um jfk abraham lincoln uh fucking mother fucking uh
ronald ragan ronald ragan got attempted he was attempted assassination um so was andrew jackson
was the first president to get an assassination attempt against him and the guy actually who did
it was fucking bat shit insane because he thought that he killed his dad but his dad was in england
so unless and his dad was killed before thomas jefferson or uh andrew jackson was alive and then
the guy came out of a fucking bush with two pistols and tried to shoot him and both pistols
misfired and then andrew jackson beat him almost to death with his fucking cane and then they had
to pull andrew jackson off him instead of beat him so how am i supposed to compete with that
all right but did you did you uh you got two so far i don't know the other two i i i think i i know
but whatever it's whatever you got mckinley and garfield oh yeah garfield got killed i forgot
yeah i honestly have never even heard of those two people but i still remember the names of all
all the presidents from when i had to learn it in school really they made you learn that what they
made you learn that i had a placemat like whether i used to be like dude like i never go to diners
with like the placemats with all the presidents on them yeah i still remember everyone uh this last
question is worth 69 points so you could make a comeback which president sir did dan you can go
first in this they'll come which president served two non consecutive terms served two
non consecutive terms so he won one lost the next reelection term and came back yeah i thought that
there's never been one there has their house well i i know donald trump is going to be the next one
i i honestly i thought there wasn't one well let's see if tyler knows um i know teddie rosevelt
ran a second time because he served and then he got elected and then he didn't go for reelection
and then he he uh he went in the bull moose party but lost i don't think it's teddy rosebell but
someone like that um it's not f dr i don't think it's it's not any modern president
um maybe taft abraham lincoln close the grover cleveland i don't like that guy
they heard his name a lot and i've never really heard his name before he's got a mustache so nobody
gets nobody gets the 69 69 points but i feel like we got to end on a win though okay we got to end
on the correct answer no okay so so you won five five to two the champion good job you got a 50 percent
i mean dude actually you know a lot of stuff bro i you just spout off these random historical facts
yeah it's it's my my adhd scatterbrain like i pick up on like random fucking i can tell you about
like a lot of history shit a lot about video games and anime damn fucking like i was telling him
that i should do like an anime review fucking each podcast you should just keep putting him to the
test i think there's a lot of information in his fucking brain yeah i think there's a lot going on
up there you can ask me some questions i'll see if i can get some more yeah keep trying something
not just like us history though like some other like trivia i think i can't do math i think i'll
say if you can remember um who's on the the the picture of each dollar bill uh number one george
washington uh number five abraham lincoln number 10 alexander hamilton number 20 andrew jackson
um number 50 is uh fucking grant 100 is uh benjamin franklin and i think that's all the dollars
that's the first time i've heard of two of those people you are you are correct look can you do
the coins uh the coins 25 cents is george washington uh new penny is abraham lincoln the 50 cent coin
is jfk uh the one dollar coin is all the presidents now saka jwia saka jwia um
dime i think it might be f dr i don't remember that's correct um and what oh nickle nickle is
fuck is it hamilton it's that guy with a powdered wig yeah nickle is jefferson oh it's jefferson
dude i can't i can't fucking i believe that i think it's actually that was impressive i think
it might be hamilton us nickle oh yeah it's time to stir for some but whatever i got almost i got
all of them except for one and then um fucking f dr is on the i think five thousand dollar bill
or the thousand dollar bill that like was like very limited print run um who's on the two dollar
bell oh fuck i always i can see his dumb fucking face and i can see this fucking john quincy adams
is it i think it's the second president might be i don't know john adam no two dollar i think it is
john adam yeah let's see here thomas jefferson i fucking hate thomas jefferson thomas jefferson
is fucking me that's the fucking he's fucking fucking me i'm being fucked by thomas jefferson
in the ass thomas jefferson is raping me i think i saw that video i'm pouring on
he's on the three dollar bill don't know trump
damn there is a thousand dollar bill five thousand dollar bill and a ten thousand dollar
bill um but they're very rarely circulated yeah i don't even think they're in circulation anymore
but we did have them at one point one of the segments i want to do probably not today is
you have to eat a ghost pepper and then you have to reap the communist manifesto as well as you can
dude i'm not doing that to my insides that is just i'll do it i'll do it out yeah
but it doesn't help i might do it if we can well i give me it might help with your stomach yeah
yeah but it won't help in your mouth i don't want to be on the toilet give me a give me a couple
more questions i'm i'm fucking in the game right now if this guy is tapping into the ether
savantism everybody has their own style of savantism mine's paranormal i didn't know this
this is like us history apparently is one of his yeah and paranormal stuff but this is amazing
this is this is pretty incredible i could give you the plots and all right every single anime i've
ever watched i didn't know they actually had plots dude i just watched cyberpunk edge edger
and or edge runners was fucking fantastic very sad maybe you fucking cry at the end really yeah
a cartoon yeah dude fucking anime fucking ruins me man all right um a lot of these are like obvious
you know like what the only presently to be elected four times in a row f dr obviously
the which president which president's foreign policy was to speak softly and carry a big
stick teddy roosevelt yep he's answering before you jump in the question who's the longest
serving independent in u.s. congressional history oh fuck i know he's i think he did he just pass
away i think he might have passed away um i can see a stupid fucking ugly face uh fuck i can't
think of the name though bernie sanders right yeah he's ugly he's ugly he didn't die he's gonna
how dare you say that about my man bernie remember when uh remember i mean in sessions when i used to
be like big into bernie and we would have the uh socialist arguments no dude socialism is the worst
there's no fucking way socialism or communism could ever work in human society because of human
fucking greed yeah don't be greedy then oh don't be greedy we can just stop being greedy yeah
sir tell that to the fucking billionaires like fucking elon musk and fucking bill gates who's
the fucking antichrist bill gates i'm gonna save the african children no you're not man
you're not gonna fucking save them you're gonna fucking up so we think we should have
lived in a society where greed can be rewarded i think that we live in a corporal corporate
society it's gonna be a fucking cyberpunk dystopian five years except without the cool
fucking robot parts and shit like it's just gonna be fucking awful with corporations running
everything i fucking hate it man burn it to the ground what is cyberpunk like what does that mean
okay cyberpunk is a video game i mean it's a it's a it's a genre style actually uh you guys
ever see blade runner no i haven't seen nope i know the game but i i'm assuming it's like
based on so cyberpunk is like a genre in of itself i'll actually look up like the actual
definition it's almost like steampunk right it's it's cyberpunk steampunk diesel punk and
uh there's another one but cyberpunk's my favorite because like a futuristic dystopia
but that's kind of like where we're going we're like almost there i'm looking at the uh i'm
looking at the definition here so cyberpunk is a subgenre of science fiction in a dystopian
futuristic setting that tends to focus on a combination of low life and high tech
featuring futuristic technology and scientific advancements such as artificial intelligence
cybernetics juxtaposed with a societal collapse dystopia or decay much of cyberpunk is rooted
in new wave science fiction movement of the 1960s and 70s basically it's the examined impact of
drug culture technology and sexual revolution while avoiding the utopian tendencies of earlier
science fiction so it's basically like dark science fiction instead of being like a oh like a jetsons
like idolized like version of future it's just like um like a filthy dirty like future but still
with like the like hyper like scientific advancements like robot arms ai and your brain i think that's
how the future is actually gonna look dude yeah i think that's where we're at it's like dude we're
in tokyo we're gonna get to and like everything's covered in neon like you have like people the
lowest echelon of people are just street like fucking urchins and the highest echelon is just
corporate like fucking scumbags and basically the the corporate overlords run the entire
fucking world while the normal people are just scum and they get fucking like back back alley
cybernetic implants like you get your fucking arm ripped off and there's so much gang violence
and murder and robbery and thievery at the low levels and the hyper corporations don't fucking
care about that shit they just care about their bottom dollar and they're selling fucking these
these like fucking cyber parts to people and shit and uh everybody wants to be at the top of
fucking like the the hyper corporations or the super corporations but most people aren't ever
going to be able to reach that so they just turn to crime and like if you try to live like and the
big thing with cyberpunk um like cyberpunk um uh stories is that there's really no happy endings
like you like like a lot of cyberpunk stories are there is a like the good guy hero but at the end
no matter how hard he fights no matter how much he tries to change the thing the corporate system
will always fucking win no matter what you can make a tiny dent but even the tiniest the dent is
not even going to touch the bottom line of most corporations so it's like you are fighting against
a world that wants to destroy you and like the entire world is trying to destroy you and you're
still fighting against it and i think that's why i like the story so much kids like even in a world
where there is like no hope at all and people still fight like it's kind of like it's like a
ray of hope in like the darkest of like futures like type shit man you seem to know a lot about
this like what um is this like a movie you saw or no i mean i played the the cyra punk game uh
people like so there's an actual premise to that game yeah that's not just people running around
in the future like gta style i mean it's it's it's got like a story to it and uh i could go into
tyler's anime reviews if you want to talk about the tv series but like uh i watched the cyra punk tv
series i watched um fucking blade runner um like uh like it's it's been like 1984 semi cyra punk
futuristic it's it's kind of like it's like a mix of dystopian and cyra punk ish but like not
quite cyra punk but like almost um but like i just i really like the genre because it's it's like a
it's like a fucking thing where you're like you fight against a a world that still is just like
trying to destroy you at every turn and your own will powers what's keeping you alive type
shit and i really like that it's like i feel like we really are going there though we really are like
i really think like a cyra punk's future is what we're gonna fucking get how do you feel about
anarchy do you think it's a good a good system hell no dude one in ten people cannot do anything
without being counterproductive are you a libertarian though we can't have them just running around
doing whatever they want we we have to corral them you know we have to keep an eye on them
we have to set up this structure that is society to to keep these people in mind i thought you
were a libertarian though i've changed you changed you know what i used to be all about
freedoms and people doing what they want fascism's the way until i found out that one in ten people
such a low IQ talking about uh being counterproductive talking about last episode how i
went on fourchan and i was i realized that this is the reason that society has laws
fourchan slash b imagine if there was no laws what would be on there yeah fucking chinese
that's eating baby yeah that's with with uh monitoring by the government yeah and that's
how bad it is you know why the government hasn't shown fourchan yet why the government has actually
come out and said it it's because if they shut down fourchan all the fucking scum and villainry
that is on fourchan would just go other places so they're like we're like we're gonna corral it into
this one place so we can keep an eye on that's what i'm talking about it can't it cannot be out
there in the world they cannot be in the universe like the amount like the amount of weaponized
autism that's on fourchan they can take down government exactly exactly weaponized autism is
one of the fucking funniest things out there bro we go can we weaponize furry porn probably
yeah i've never seen that what have you seen it how i've seen what furry porn well i've been
unfortunate i mean i watch hentai well i mean that's i wouldn't expect anything else i mean
dude how much you love anime milf i mean they are pretty fucking hot dude milf hentai real
with their big eyes and they're fucking yeah dude that's i mean i'm not gonna go down this whole
fucking rabbit hole but like the best part about like hentai and anime is that you can draw whatever
proportions you want oh yeah like it doesn't fucking matter like if it's realistic or not you
can draw whatever proportions you want and you're like it's a fucking stylized version of a woman
like yeah yeah like you like big titties fucking thick thighs there's something for you you like
flat-chested woman with big ass you can draw it you just make whatever you want yeah you can make
whatever you want a fucking girl with fucking robot like upper half and just the fucking human
lower half that you can fuck there you go you want a girl with a 16 inch black cock you can yeah if
you want to fucking that shit you can do it like whatever it's like when we go on uh when we play
vr chat and they have those characters that you just fucking run around and put around your
dick out and just run after people yeah you got that fucking shit banned i hope you know
they fucking purge that world because of you well nothing nothing like that's gonna last for a long
time was this recently no this was like a year ago yeah at the beginning of the year where on v to
arch out they had all these like characters that were like naked and had dildos and i would like
run around and try to like fuck ellie mac in the ass and then like there's like big titty anime girls
you could like like it had like physics that you could like bounce the tips on shit did i
i think i was like talking about it on here how i got kicked out of the metaverse i wasn't here for
it but i i heard it on the thing but i would love to hear it again because i want to put some input
on it like but what the fuck happened dude they didn't here's the fucked up part okay they didn't
just ban me from the metaverse they locked me out of my oculus that i paid for how'd they lock you
out of your oculus they wouldn't would not let me sign into my oculus account so dude i i made my
character um this this overweight bald guy right with like a hawaiian shirt right just like you look
like you're running the mill pervert right and i was going around doing this voice i'm like oh baby
oh wow there are a lot of babes in here oh boy so i go into this one room and my buddy was using
his oculus too so we're like you know exploring the metaverse together and it's it's so lame dude
they have like no no legs or anything dude vr chat's better than fucking oh vr chat's a shit yeah
but um i went into the only thing that's wrong with vr chat is it's overrun with fucking pedophiles
well yeah and there's it's like there's all kids in there and i even i even sent a message to the
vr chat people because they're like oh to make a world because i have that world made yeah right
you have to spend like 40 something hours or in the game yeah and it's like all kids you have to
make like so many friends and like i don't want to make friends with all these fucking kids you know
yeah so just like dude but like when you find like a guy who's like actually an adult it's so fun to
fuck around like in the fucking stupid worlds and shit yeah it is fun dude i was hilarious dude you
did so like i fucking did you ever like find the people on like vr dates like that's fucking hilarious
to me like the people who are on like virtual dates and has go up and i'm fucking like detective
col felps from fucking lino r i'm like detective col felps uh i would like to ask you some questions
like come on man we're on a date i'm on a virtual date my girlfriend she's like yeah can you let's
like leave us alone i'm like i have to ask your boyfriend some questions just like i'm like can you
just can you come here you're like fucking like i thought i was like an actual cop or you're like
fine i'll go talk to you he's like i'll be right back maybe he's like what's what's wrong pretty
soon that's gonna be a thing there's gonna be cops in the metaverse yeah like i fucking like went
up to it when i was pretending to be a cop i'm like so what's going on here man i'm on a vr date
man like what's what's going on i'm like how old are you he's like he's like i'm like 20 and i'm
like how old is she he's like i think she's like 19 and i go stay right over here and i'm like
man i just gotta ask you some questions too how old are you she's like i'm 19 i'm like
can i see some ID and she's like no i'm like i'm like okay so i waddle over to guy i'm like
your story checks out but i'm gonna keep my eye on you see yeah that's the thing about the metaverse
is that it's like all right so if people are doing some shady shit on websites right like the government
is like keeping an eye on keeping an eye on that yeah but people doing shit in vr chat like do you
think that they have people going around like checking how do you even check that like there's
so many fucking worlds too like you yeah like fucking piss church shout out piss church i think
in like 20 years where everything's just gonna be vr like work you know meetings with family
it's so you're just gonna stay in your house and you're gonna put on a vr headset and go to work
can you try vr porn um yes i haven't i heard it was interesting not like five years and i will say one it was amazing
really two i miss it well you got an oculus so there you go yeah i just you know i i try and
refrain from that but god there's a lot of good stuff i'm missing out there i've never i've never
never done like vr porn really yeah never oh dude if it feels like from what i remember it feels like
you are the one that it's happening to let's say your brain can't separate but it's gonna get it's
gonna get fucked up like it dude it's gonna get amazing like you know like they have like the
fucking like motorized dildos and shit yeah like motorized that flashlights that's what you're talking
about yeah yeah they're gonna have that right you use that and then there's gonna be like a chick who
has like it's like a dick and whatever she does to it happens to the motorized flashlights they actually
have that now they already do crazy dude they already do dude the future is amazing but like
that's like another that's like another thing in like cyberpunk because like that's a big like uh i
circled back to fucking cyberpunk because i'm a fucking nerd no no like another big thing in
cyberpunk is that it's hyper sexual it's hyper violent it's like basically all the all like the
worst things in humanity it's fucking like like so it's like four chan it's like four it's like
four chan just fucking went off like it's like ruled the world like they're the top of the corporations
if the virtual uh if the vr police become a thing i'll i'll sign up i'll be the first dude i'll be
a fucking vr cop what are they gonna do shoot you i think i have like fucking like kill guns like
they just blow up your fucking headset or some shit do you imagine if like moderators or something
on on vr chat or something became cops and then we actually had vr cops that would go around and
would you go to vr jail like chase people and put them in jail and dude you just get kicked out yeah
just get the boot get the which is going to be like then you can't work right because everybody's
gonna be working yeah it's gonna be like jail well you ever see a show black mirror yeah yeah i haven't
seen it so good i've heard about it about future like like technologies it makes you think but
there's that one episode the second episode where the guy is living in the room where it's just like
four walls that that are screens oh yeah yeah i remember that one and like he has to every day
he has to go ride on a treadmill yeah his job is to to generate energy by riding on a treadmill
dude it's a slave labor for shit yeah and you like rack up via like virtual points to spend
on like food and stuff but it's just like this ever hear of fordlandia
no i keep on derailing conversations hold on we'll finish we'll finish that
i like dick stick into the side of the leg so do you ever get that the other issue with like the
ball stick to like decide your leg and dude i don't even know how balls evolved i think about that all
the time like outside the body like it's just like sticking your legs actually i know the
reasoning why fucking savantism is coming out again the temperature yes the temperature yeah
because i mean like like it's it's the perfect like distance away from your body so it can
because if your if your balls were 98 degrees like it would kill all the sperm in them but it
can't be like under i think like 80 degrees or something so like there's like the perfect like
in between your legs is like the perfect like perfect temperature perfect temperatures that's why
they do that yeah damn i mean that's why god made it that way exactly that's how god designed balls
you know i do i think about this what we can get back into this with the ghost stuff later but um
did you ever fucking nice like the veriling conversation no no i just think that sometimes
like biology is it's this it's like everything's trying to survive for some reason it's like
it's like everything that's alive is hiding from something that's worse out there bears right so
we have this like horses cows simulation that exists right but it's like what is everything
running from there's something worse out there the devil i mean maybe what we call the devil is
down the torch is something else in this this time that we we have here in these bodies are
are it's like a protection it's a temporary protection from that terrible thing that's out
there or it could be a good thing or maybe but it seems like everything's trying to get away from it
no but maybe when you die when you go to heaven in my fucking point of view that basically like
you can finally rest instead of running for the rest of your life type thing like that's like
that's like your reward like you get to rest finally like you know how we're busting our ass down here
and it's fucking cringy as it is to say everybody has a dream right everybody has something that
they want to do like what they do and my dream is after all the shit that we fucking go through and
like like the ems and like shit like that and the horrors that we see i want to be able to have a
house with my wife and kids and just tend to a field of white roses and that's what i want to do
like it's cringy as that is dude that's what's cringy about that that's awesome yeah i just want
to i want to go to i want to have my feel the white roses just tend to that and finally rest and
look on the the world that i helped improve in some way dude that's awesome i just i want to visit
game stop in honolulu that's my angle does this voice sound familiar life would be complete
hey base of the movie baby i just want to visit don one department yeah but uh do you hear about the
like anti work movement i fucking hate that yeah let's uh it's fucking anti work it's like you know
basically that humans work too much we weren't put on earth to work ourselves to death basically so
it's like calling for less work hours and better benefits and stuff like that like two day work
week or something bullshit i don't know bullshit yeah i agree i agree with tyler i think it's
bullshit i think humans humans are meant to pull a load that's what they want they certainly can
need to but is it beneficial brother is it beneficial to work you know five six days a week and
only get two weeks of vacation a year that's not that's still that's only america most countries
besides america actually have mandatory month long vacations i know that's what i'm saying well
most people don't actually like going to work right most of the time well some people a lot of
people like their jobs but most people don't want to go to work 40 to 50 hours a week yeah no i i'd
agree with that i mean but also like when i had a lot of time off like i had a job that allowed
me to have like five six days off a week dude that shit gets old dude it's the same thing with people
who retire and then die like the next week it's because like you have to have a purpose as a human
to fucking live yeah like once you don't have a purpose anymore like you're just like okay i can
check out now bye like like your body goes because your brain says to go yeah but you have to find
purpose and other things besides what you work as okay is the point of anti work
sure your permission be to eight hours a day you're you're cracking up a little bit back
and back and up a little back back up a little bit yeah hello is this good you're fucking you're
going to get a little bit back a little bit back what no you the mic goes back mic a little bit
closer hello check check fine there you go the point of anti work is that people shouldn't have to
spend eight hours most of their waking days oh wow the communist fucking likes anti work
it's like you know i'm in a mental work fire is it the whole thing about communism
a man is entitled to the sweat of their own brow well how do you earn that sweat my friend you got
really have a choice yeah but now that society and like technology has advanced to the point where
we can live comfortably shut the fuck up why are we choosing to why are we choosing to work all right
man people if people don't go to work like i was having this discussion with my buddy he says that
you know we're talking about the whole thing with like there's not going to be jobs for people at
the bottom because everything's going to be automated eventually yeah but i don't trust the
mcdonald's robot i don't trust fucking robots man fucking robots you want terminator to happen
dude i mean do you think do you think we're all going to be in like a ready player one kind of
dystopia kind of thing that cyberpunk by the way yeah we're it's like there's not enough jobs for
everybody so like you're saying there's like everybody at the top are the only ones with
jobs and everybody at the bottom is just fighting for scraps i don't know man eating like rat meat
and shit yeah okay um great we're we're we're working with some shit here but what i'm gonna
circle back to something else because i have i had this reminder on my phone you guys ever heard of
the smiley face murders yeah what's up sorry uh podcast listeners i this has been burning inside
me for a couple couple about an hour now well it's like oh i gotta get back to this and i'm like
you know what i'm gonna derail something and just go to this so the smiley face murders uh northeastern
america united states from pennsylvania to main they say sometimes in california and stuff but
there is a group of murders that take place to men who are in their early to mid 20s to late 20s
like it's like 20 to like 30 athletic white men uh are being quote unquote murdered by drowning them
after a night at the bar so after after their bodies found their bodies normally found drowned
and next to a smiley face graffiti on on a thing and they're like well the smiley face
graffiti is like the most common graffiti like anywhere so it could be coincidental but like it's
weird that this specific group of people is being killed and then they're always found next to a smiley
face like graffiti and um it's actually like three former nypd officers like said that this was like
a like a thing that they kept seeing in new york city like over and over again and then they found
out that it was like basically the entirety of the northeast that this is like going on in so they
think it's either like a cult or like one guy who's doing this shit or a gang like a gang like that
does that shit but i just think it's interesting that fucking trewey bloods shout out trewey
trewey shout out to the trewey bloods smiley face murders smiley face murder theory
smiley face murder theory also known as a smiley face murders smiley face killings and smiley face
gang is a theory advanced by retired new york city detectives kevin gannon and anthony duart i
don't care about their names criminal justice professor and a gang expert at saint cloud state
university so these are professors that came up with us yeah it alleges that a number of young
men found dead in bodies of water across several midwestern american states from late 1990s to the
2010s did not accidentally drowned as concluded by law enforcement agencies but were victims of serial
killers um or killers the term smiley face became connected to the alleged murders when it was made
public that the police had discovered graffiti depicting a smiley face near locations where
they think the killer dumped the bodies in at least a dozen of the cases gannon wrote a textbook case
study on the subject title case studies in drowning forensics the response of law enforcement
investigators and other experts have been largely skeptical so i mean these are um you know actual
reputable reputable sources that are saying it but there is some skepticism um yeah man i mean
how how many what do they say at any given time there's like 30 serial killers in the united
states on the loose but also let's let's let's let's let's let's not talk i mean like i like this
topic but let's talk about one specific topic when boomers we all know that we fucking we all know
about boomers they're the worst um but we all know that they're like man back in my day we were all
about peace and love guess what era had the most serial killers like the fucking 70s the 70s when
they're like when they're like oh it was all about peace and love i'm like you guys had the most
serial killers out of any fucking generation like they're was up with that they had like ted bundy
fucking um fucking uh the clown guy john wane gasey fucking like they have like all these like
the night stalker and charles man like the 70s what the fuck was up with all the serial killers
in the 70s like did you see that happen there did you see that documentary um which one the one
about john wane gasey on netflix i've seen a couple of them but like i don't know if i'd know the
lunch it was rough like they were they were talking about when the detectives went down there under
the sky's house um they like well one the smell was awful but they like shine the light and there's
like these worms these red worms where the bodies were buried that when they shine the light on them
they went back under the under the soil i think they're demon worms dude that was the most disgusting
thing i've ever heard like worms preying on human flesh and just afraid of light nasty but you know
what i have some theories well one right with serial killers yeah um they say that 30 percent of
serial killers have a history of traumatic brain injury that's just documented yeah so right off the
rip it's like brain damage there's a brain damage okay so as spooky as we like to make it and everything
they're they're deranged it yeah it's really not that spooky it's it's like an actual structural
issue in the brain and also like the ones who weren't like like disabled like mentally disabled
and stuff or like mentally like fucked up or the ones that were like abused by like their parents
and stuff i think that like most serial killers weren't born like people are like oh people were
born serial i'm like i don't think anybody was born a serial killer it's like the nature versus
nurture thing yeah is do people is it is a serial killer nature or is it nurture is it both because
people are like oh like pete you're born to do something it's like i don't think anyone's born
to do anything i think your your actual um life determines what the fuck's gonna happen type shit
like i wasn't born to be an emt i was born as a child and then my life the things that happened in
my life guided me down that path yeah but like i don't think anybody was born to do something but
i do think that there are some people who are born to do things but like you wouldn't know it until
you actually do it type thing like i think like some people are born special like that's like
and like that's not like a race thing it's not any i think that like just like there are some people
who are born they're just born special like type things like things that they're supposed to do
something like important yeah um that's actually getting into a conspiracy called the penergent men
and i gotta hear this so the theory is it was uh brought up by a philosopher back in like the
roman times and the penergent men is a theory that um there are some men who are born just special
like meant to do things like fucking people who are like war heroes like people who are like like
leaders like uh holy figures fucking like jonov ark was like like born special like she just like
was like born to be like that leader like napoleon was born to be like a leader also fun fact
napoleon wasn't as short as everybody thought he was like that's five six like he was like and like
for the time that wasn't like super short like pretty normal yeah and like people made him like
short and like the things to like kind of like like to take away power from him almost but getting
back on the penergent men thing uh there are some things that are like um they're like the theory is
that some people are born to do special things and like the theory is and like some religious sense
like type things that like god put these people on earth to do a certain mission like they are
special they have special skills that no one else has that they are penergent men they're like the
men that are supposed to do these things that like are incredible that like are like almost impossible
to do but like there's like a theory that these guys are like are put in these situations because
it was preordained that they had that they were special like they are a penergent man it's really
interesting and it like makes you think like what what is the purpose though it's like obviously like
to make sure that like the human race goes on also it's kind of like a thing like god puts these
people down there in the theory to kind of like course correct things like if things are going
down like a certain path that he's like this i don't want this path to kind of go because he's
like i'm omniscient so he's like things are going to go down this path unless like we put someone
down here to intervene so they put that person in to kind of like push it back to the the correct line
type thing so i mean like what what is the the purpose though of of this genetic information
being like why does it have to continue on like human beings what is this this drive we're made
in god's image but why why does it have to go on like what is it what is it yeah it's it's it's
it's the test it's the ultimate test for humanity you think that's what it is i think that humans
like are we like life short life short that's long so whatever but like you're given to me
giving too much meaning to things the reason that humans have motivation drives because of
neurotransmitters and chemicals all right there fucking pink fluid that has to be a really
fucking sad life i mean i like i don't know how how i live that way if i thought that humans were
just here because oh it's some fucking i'm doing all right it's just like you're like
like you're you're like oh i was just put here because the fucking universe decided to like
make all the stuff like you gotta fucking think about it fucking from the beginning of the universe
to now so many fucking things had to happen to make sure i'm here you're here you're here
in this fucking but you're just a product of random entropy um am i you're not put on you're not
put out here for a reason if everything's random entropy how the fuck did we get to this point
you know how many people had to had to have struggles had to have fucking love had to have
hate had to have fucking drive willpower to get to the point that you're at now you know how many
people had to live so you you yourself could be here you know how many people had to fucking exist
you know how we started off as a fucking big bang and now we're fucking here because people had
drive people had fucking willpower they wanted to have kids they wanted to make theirs this world
better for their own kids and the drive of humanity is to make the world a better place than it was
when you got here but there's so much corruption that corrupts everybody and it comes in and it
destroys this fucking thing so it's a constant force of wanting to make the world a better place
and human greed hallelujah it's a fucking constant battle for your soul i think it's a balance though
i think you need you need a little bit of the bad too you need to both balance each other out
otherwise it's like the dawn of creation you had evil you had good and it's kind of like you can't
have one without the other type thing you know i think that's that's one of the lessons in this
life in this universe is like this is the this is the realm of balance everything is balanced for
you know every force there's an opposite force it's like you have the sun you have the moon this
is what happens with an immovable object gets hit with an unstoppable force yeah i was watching
the song movies the other day and it's kind of like jigsaw how he does the stuff to people to
teach them a lesson yeah about how like precious life is or something like that yeah like you wouldn't
appreciate it if you didn't you know if it if it wasn't gonna be taken from you yeah but i still
think his idea is stupid i just i i don't know how people can live when they don't think that they
have a greater purpose to to live for like you think that oh like what what what's what's the
worst that can happen if uh if you're if i'm right oh you die you go to hell like like you go to
hell you die uh you didn't believe in god you thought god was fake whatever guess what what's
the best thing that can happen if i'm right i go to heaven you go to hell what's the worst thing
that can happen if you're right there's nothing it just i disappear so why would i sacrifice
why would i sacrifice crash classic christian argument but why would i sacrifice eternal
salvation for momentary like like sin yeah why would i do that i guess it's just based on what you
believe well i think you're wrong chief but i see i see both sides of the argument right like because
religion gets out of hand sometimes like tell me tell you all the things you can and can't do it's
like how do you know that thing back in the middle ages they had that yeah so religion is like killed
a lot of people but at the same time i can see how like not having some sort of hope can be like a
dark place you know so i think there's a happy medium and we don't have to have you don't have
to have religion to have hope or purpose you can make your own you can all make your own purpose
meaning but i mean it is it is nice to like have this idea that you know life is gonna go on after
this you know it's nice doesn't make it true true this is true and i mean fucking you know i i had
religion forced out my throat as a kid so did i but i i went i and i i went away from religion
when i got into the battlefield and then guess what brought me back what's this fucking brought me
back from the fucking edge of just anger and like just fucking giving up and being like you know
fuck everything i'm just gonna be a destroyer instead of a healer well i'm glad religion did
that for you but there's other things that people that can do the same thing for people
and such as like music or like hobbies and stuff like that i have hobbies and i play the bass
i mean i but you're not you know you're not gonna find meaning from that exactly solar Plexus clown
glider i think i just saw it i saw a little flight like like white fucking flash up there dude he's
here yeah so we're getting we're in some deep fucking shit right yeah i mean dude i you know i
like i went away from it and um i i just like i don't think there's any one religion i would
subscribe to but i definitely believe that there's like there's a force out there in the universe
that's like good you know i think that's pretty much where i'm at there there is a good force
because it's like if if there wasn't it's like what's the point of of compassion having compassion
for people you know like what's the point it would be every man for himself just like why not just be
selfish get as much as you can out of this life bang as many bitches yeah that's it and like there's
there's gotta be more to it than that you know i get you anyway so we're gonna get off fucking
really like sad shit for sure um let's i'll i'll take another look at the uh the iceberg here and
see if we can uh we can pick out anything cool if uh you guys want to look at the iceberg too we can
we can see here's the picture by the way this happened to be up on my phone the monkey suit
yo that's fucking sick that's fucking sick um let's see let's zoom in here and see yeah
okay elon musk mind control can we just reiterate something about elon musk kasey yeah
elon musk is evil he is in a robot well there's something more important i think there's some
confusion out there and i just want to make sure that everybody understands that there's something
he did not invent electricity the first time he said that i just looked at i go no i don't think
anybody thought that i didn't think that either i was just high do you ever hear of a havana syndrome
dude that's fucking creepy have you have you heard of havana syndrome no oh dude so we we can we can
we'll update this motherfucker on it so it's basically it's obviously called havana syndrome because
these u.s officials in cuba havana specifically yeah i started getting um started hearing these
sounds like cicadas almost yeah it's like it was like cicada but not quite cicada sounds yeah and
and then after they would hear it they would or during when they would hear it they started having
like uh neurological issues and they went to doctors afterwards and they had actual um injuries
to their brains yeah they had actual traumatic brain injuries so they think that this was a weapon
from the communist yeah they don't they don't know who who did it but it was only happening to
u.s officials right as far as i know yes and that was the the weird part is that the locals of havana
did not have any symptoms at all it was only u.s uh ambassadors in uh cuba that actually got this and
like they had people who were living like literally right next to where the like u.s guys were and
nothing was wrong with them at all yeah there's also some reports of things happening at um at the
white house people walking outside the white house and collapsing and yeah i wouldn't doubt it dude
like havana syndrome is a really weird like interesting fucking thing because it could be
a psyop could be some sort of technology that we didn't know about dude did you ever hear about the
fucking oh this was so fucking cool this was part of mk ultra in vietnam um i think we talked about
it was like the ghost sounds that they would fucking uh play for the vietnamese people like uh to to
fucking dishearten them during during the conflict no dude this oh i didn't i didn't talk about this
huh dude this is fucking cool so um the vietnamese people believed in the like they had to bury their
dead and or they would if not they would be like restless spirits and so the us was like okay we'll
use that to our advantage so they've got these giant speakers and they put them in the fucking woods
like and covered them up with like everything and they'd put them in the jungle and at night time
they would play ghostly wales in um in vietnamese that would be like saying like go home like don't
end up like me i'm a i'm a lost spirit now because i i got uh i was like i i died in this conflict
that didn't need to happen like go home to your like it would freak out and like it got to the
point where it was freaking out american soldiers so they're like yeah like this is getting like
too crazy like it like the psychological warfare was working on our own people because that's so
fucked up yeah such a fucked up thing it's like we didn't even belong there like what the hell
were we doing there you know what one of the most um like torturous things is is uh solitary confinement
you know i i would like to think i wouldn't want to be in general population if i went to jail
like i'd prefer to be in solitary so would i but eventually it's going to drive you crazy
i'm already there brother but when you're in like uh run by yourself from months or years give me a
fucking give me give me a notebook with pen and paper and leave me there ten when i'm gonna draw
some uh anime girls i'll fucking draw like whatever give me a lab with a pen and some fucking rhymes
country band ten thousand picture drawings of underage anime characters
but like like um i was uh i i was always an artist throughout my entire life so i really feel like
if i had like a pen and paper like and like i had like a constant supply of pen and paper
i'd be able to keep myself sane but like oh man i could uh maybe if i just had like a piano
or something i could keep myself sane that sounds good until about year 20 yeah what am i going to
do today i don't know would you rather go to like a life sentence in prison or or just get the death
penalty death penalty but do i get to see the news the what do i get to see the news every day
can you watch yeah life sentence if you go to if you go to prison there's always the tv in the
common room that like has like the news i'll take the life sentence i want to see what's happening
i want to see humans make it to mars you know yeah i'm good dude prison's scary man
man is dude you know what the scariest thing about prison is people get turned out yeah damn
yeah you want to get turned out no you know it's like straight like raped no it's like you get
turned gay yeah yeah getting turned out in prison yeah that happens to the toughest yeah the toughest
it's like just you're not seeing a woman for like fucking 30 years damn that's not some motivation
not to commit any crimes i don't know dude why the fuck would you commit a crime if you get
fucking put in jail and then if you don't commit a crime you can be out here and you know get laid
i think getting laid is a good thing i think it's pretty fucked up how we pay for prison expenses
for criminals but we have we'll just execute everybody just penalty for anybody no crime
and costs like thirty thousand dollars a year for to keep an inmate in prison no more prisons just
shoot everybody who does a cry how come we're providing food and shelter to criminals and not
homeless people who are not criminals yeah free haircuts i mean we can't starve them yeah we can
yeah we can i think the punishment for crimes should be to be homeless and prison should be
homeless shelters no i'm saying like take the money that i had to go to prisons i had this
shelters i had this idea for you can do whatever fucking drug you want but you can never leave
the place if we if you go to a place you get all the drugs you want you get to do basically whatever
you want but it's like hotel california you can never leave so like it's a place where it's like
okay you do like you sign like a contract and shit like being like i accept that i'm going to stay
here for the rest of my life but i want to do all the drugs that i want it's like okay you can do
whatever fucking drugs you want but you can never leave i don't know if that's a good idea i'm gonna
have to disagree with that i'll disagree with that yeah if it was like you can do anything you want
like anything oh i mean like that's it's like a fucking like anarchy like fucking thing like
but like if you try to leave you'll get shot well it depends how big the place is i guess
yeah i don't know because somebody's gonna pay for this shit
he's gonna pay for all these drugs i can survive in the same place for the rest of my life it just
depends on you know if i can go outside uh i don't want to if i ever went to prison i wouldn't
want to be in general pop like even if i couldn't go outside like i'd be like cool put me in a prison
cell by myself and i'll fucking just be there like i don't have any plans to ever go to prison
yeah me neither hey can i take a rip off your babe yeah is that have nicotine in it this one does
it does there that one's a dad pen oh you want to just let me do it you want to
go out three mil fucking dude i if i do that i will throw up really it's only three so what do
you mean by that it's only three milligrams so what is normal like what are they is it a pouch
yeah it's a pouch and it doesn't have any tobacco in it and it's just flavored like wintergreen
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actually the best ones i have found the other ones have thank you i wiped it off thanks the other ones
that i have fucking make me sick but these this is a really fucking good one yeah do you keep them
in like all day you just depends on the day speak of sponsor we will never be sponsored by best buy
why is that oh because of that experience i had when i went to bought these microphones
by the microphones and i like you know i went out of the way because i was like best buy will
definitely have these snowball blinker phones right like i could have just gone to walmer right
here but i didn't know if they would have them so i went to best buy and i spent like 20 minutes
walking around because they like remodeled the store and now it would just look like a warehouse
or some some spooky shit looks terrible i went in there too it looks like like a like an autistic
child designed the lay out of the store it looks way worse than it was and i'd like i didn't couldn't
find anybody to help me and i went to customer service and like the dude was like i'll be with
you in a minute and then took like 10 minutes building seven we talked about building seven
i know his name was building seven in the chat i think it was you your name was building seven
in the chat no your name was building seven i'm i'm uh solar plexus clown glider oh no no it was
it was i think maybe whatever but like we should actually because i wasn't ever here when you were
here when we were talking about building seven and me and you had a very similar like opinion on it
yeah i i definitely think that building seven was pre-wired absolutely since it was built
from the beginning absolutely yeah um so like the actual like thing because i was on like the
same path that you were with that is that people are like um if building seven was was was wired it
would take like three days to wire it and i'm like there was cia office like you like you were saying
there's cia offices in there and fbi and what was it fda or some shit like it was like whatever
i think it was department of defense yeah but like and like a building like that has so much
sensitive information in it so fucking much you don't think they have a backup plan just in case
something happened dude they have they have to like you look like and like and like this can't let
people like if there's ever a war on us soil yeah you can't just have sensitive information around
like yeah oh let me look at the map who's in this building oh the cia yeah let's go there it's like
yeah you have to have some sort of self-destruct so like that's what i'm thinking and then when the
towers went down um in like the actual broadcast of 9 11 there is actual broadcast like things that
say that there is going to be a controlled explosion in building seven oh really they actually said
that in the actual like things if you go back and watch the news from that day yeah there's actual
things that say there's going to be controlled explosions building seven to prevent further
damage i think that they're like then they're like well it would have been wired before i'm like why
wouldn't have been wired before you need a self-destruct for such sensitive information you can't and
like even like at that point like it's like okay who would find the information like a fucking
firefighter that's going through the floors like check everything like afterwards like and you're
looking at it like even if a fucking like random firefighter just found that information they'd
be like no like they're like they're like this thing needs to be gone and ash so yeah like they
definitely blew up building seven to keep that sensitive information away from everybody without
a doubt and what's his name larry silverscene the guy who owned the lease on the building he said
oh i give him permission to pull it or something like that yeah so he i think he knows that these
buildings are all wired up right other buildings that he probably owns yeah under the same circumstance
they probably pull him aside and said hey listen this is why we got to talk about this right these
buildings if we're going to be in them we have to have these safety mechanisms in place and he's
definitely been briefed on that stuff oh yeah and so i think he accidentally let it slip so when he
said oh yeah we gave him permission to pull it right give him permission to pull it like he he
didn't mean to say that no you know what i mean but like that's the thing with live broadcast they
can't fucking take it back yeah yeah so here's the thing like i was saying in the first one nobody
would go to work if they knew that the building they were working in was wired with explosives oh
yeah no fucking way and you know and you know the things like people are like oh it's a live broadcast
from the president i guarantee you almost every single one of those live broadcasts aren't actually
fucking live you don't think so no because what if the president slips says something fucking thing
they can edit it out like there's definitely been some fucking things like where if you watch like
a presidential address or something like there's some weird jump cuts here and there like but like
they're like it's a live broadcast it's just like why would there be a jump cut in a live broadcast
type thing yeah there's i think there's a seven second delay right so if something real bad
happens they like cut it they can step in yeah yeah but like that's with all live television it's a
seven second delay yeah but like and like they're like oh it's for swearing and stuff and i'm like
but why would the president need a seven second delay type thing yeah it's uh case a good shot i guess
yeah that was like broadcast to everybody oh like canada it happened when uh canada he's
fucking explode was that live yeah was that live no no no it was the fucking something tape whatever
the fuck it was somebody somebody uh that was like videotaped it yeah it wasn't live though
like but also on tv maybe i guess kasey are you okay
what what i'm still wondering and i'm not giving credence to your moon landing is fake
shit but i'm still wondering how the fuck did they broadcast live from the moon
how does they broadcast live from the moon yeah it just takes a little longer yeah but like how the
fuck did it reach back to the planet back in the 60s they didn't have the fucking wait wait wait
wait that's what i thought i thought you were saying that the moon landing was real i am saying
the moon landing but now you're bringing up evidence saying that i'm just saying that there's
that there is some anomalies can i just say this i i know a nasa engineer personally who
does not believe we landed on the moon do i think it was fake um all right i don't want to
believe that it's fake but i think it very easily could have been faked very easily i'm okay
okay i'm telling you listen to the part where he freaked out this i did this this guy was an
engineer though all right he he also he works for well he works for an aircraft company and he
won't fly on planes so i mean he might be just because he's this fucking paranoid lunatic well
his job was he designed one of the screws that goes in the dashboard just a singular screw
on the space shuttle just a singular screw so that's his claim but he did know the astronauts
like that died in the challenger like he really worked for nasa does not believe that we went to
the thing with the with the moon landing though that like really makes me think that it was real
was who's the president nixon was it nixon after kennedy yeah i think sorry kason nixon
you're the expert after kennedy is uh johnson johnson but johnson had a like thing like a like
a speech written already just in case the astronauts the expert yeah like he had he had a he had a uh
an entire speech just in case they didn't come back so you wouldn't write a speech for somebody
not coming back if it wasn't going to be real well i mean that might be outside of his um
his level of what he's allowed to know like i said i know the president knows everything
that's not true they can do the president the president is the commander in chief i is the commander
in chief of the entire united side the globalists are above i fucking hate the globalist i fucking
globalists scum i'm gonna come and find you the globalist i hate them the new world order we're
coming for you brother i'm gonna come for you the new world order is not gonna bow down to you
we're not gonna bow down to you new world order we're coming for you brother and i pray to god
almighty that the new world order will fall before his night the new world order we're coming for
your brother dude how does this kid not do drugs this is incredible i mean he's he's currently
in hailing a bottle of 95 percent oxygen what the fuck my radicals are three brother
no i i know somebody that's in the military that has clearance like three levels above the president
i know we talked about that in the first step really really no shit yes dude the president
does not know that much stuff i would actually venture to guess that the ceo of golden and sacks
is like 10 levels above the president do you ever hear black rock no it's a black rock owns
like you think that like disney and kewogg's like owns everything you know who owns them black rock
black rock huh it's fucking crazy so let me let me check this out yeah let me let me google it
it's the company that owns all the companies that you think own everything it's a mega cork dude i
gotta get at the top of some of this shit it's like a band at the bottom want to see a will be like
the one of the richest people yeah black rock investment management and financial services
look at look at black rock and what companies they own let me see black rock what companies
and then go to images it shows you like the entire like spider web that it owns
oh shit dude it's fucking crazy right look up black rock look up black rock this one with all
the dots like i'm assuming each one of those dots is a corporation yep now is that who they
own or just who they're invested in who they own black rock owns everything but guess what you
don't really hear much about black rock do you you hear about the other companies that are
owning everything but black rock like cock we're getting canceled we didn't even start yet
but um black rocks crazy but you ever hear black water i've heard of water that was black no black
water the private military group oh yeah no oh fuck dude black water is crazy dude black water is the
like global mercenary group that takes the the the dishonorable discharges from every military
and puts them into the fucking private military and they fucking just go through and they will do
anything for money literally anything they'll kill kids they'll fucking rob shit they'll fucking
invade countries you got enough money black water will do anything you say Jesus yeah i've
i've heard of them they're like a big deal with like uh halliburton and all that yeah yeah i'm looking
at this iceberg here conspiracy iceberg yeah ask me if there's anything on there that's you uh
what's the silicon graphics curse oh i don't know actually this might be a different one than you
holy crap silicone graphics motorway cassette tapes what's on it there's a there that could be
there could be a lot of thing i'll look up the silicone graphics curse um do to do
okay theory um silicone graphics curse refers to a theory revolving around the company known as
silicone silicone graphics and their relationship towards nintendo and their games super mario 64
the theory revolves around a theoretical connection between nintendo nintendo using
silicone graphics computers to develop uh an s s g i developing nintendo 64 in a sudden decline of
s g i itself silicone graphics ink nintendo have been connected with each other in multiple factions
one of these would be that nintendo second party development team rarer uses s g i computers to
oh so it's just a it's a theory that nintendo uses these guys no what the fuck is this by the way
oh it's gamer subs gamer subs sponsor us delicious waifu candy tastes like cotton candy do you see
that see what's in that it's game refuel um what the fuck was i looking at extreme hard mounts
house attractions that's that's pretty easy uh yellow cuban balloons oh that was a
fucking interesting story this smells delicious it's very good does it have like weed in it
oh you fucking retard what is this well it should um
on a side note i um i took some chemotherapy as an experiment wait what why because there's all
this estrogen in the plastics man so there's this there's this chemotherapy drug it's called um
um aromidex oh and uh what no so i they say that there's like all these synthetic estrogens in
our blood now oh yeah that's why our men are not men yeah so i'm like well like how do i lower this
estrogen so i got my hands on on some aromidex right and they give it to like they give it to
like guys who like inject testosterone and uh because it when you inject too much testosterone
converts to estrogen yeah so i'm like well fuck what if i just took some of this stuff like just
for the fuck of it bro i will say hardest boner no that shit feels fucking great though
right to have lower estrogen it clears 80 of the estrogen out of your body within 24 hours
that's sick man why don't more people use it well i think it's kind of dangerous like i think it
could cause heart problems if you do it consistently but because you're so like amped up dude i just
feels fucking great is that like steroids almost no it's it's literally like uh it's just it's
it's an estrogen blocker yeah it's like but it's very specific like the old ones used to block
like some other things right this one specifically tardy yeah like it's a third generation estrogen
blocker it's like it's supposed to be you know really good but um dude that shit feels fucking
great highly recommend it so i just want to know if you ever want to try some chemotherapy
like market drugs from i'm not gonna ask gray market gray market it's prescribed i know i know
how to i know how to say the right things the doctors get anything prescribed yeah so like uh i have a gun
so this one this one you'll love kasey the big marijuana conspiracy oh yeah so it's conspiracy
it's like big pharma um that the marijuana like growers and like marijuana stuff they're just
fucking they're they're they're corrupting you man they they're seriously corrupting you they
they use marijuana to corrupt the youth of the nation to be oh here we go pieces of shit to be
criminals bro it's not even legal the government
don't you think it's like what don't you think about what are you talking about
now marijuana is bad what were you gonna say drugs are bad
don't you think of the government no i don't shut the fuck up
if the government wanted to put these mind control chemicals in our marijuana wouldn't they make it
legal no because it's not cool anymore it's still pretty cool i think marijuana lords are
testosterone it's been proven i don't know i feel pretty great oh my god you ever fuck on it so
is it good yeah yeah he's like yeah oh yeah so i've lived next to high tension wires since i was
i've lived next to high tension wires since i was seven years old did you yeah i still do
like how close like very close like they it's it's funny you mentioned that dude because you know
that your chances of experiencing a paranormal event go up by like 13 times yeah within one mile
of high tension power lines i actually have power switching stations specifically i i literally live
like national grid is two blocks this way and i have high tension wires that are literally
less than 20 yards from my house well that's what that's why fucking steve is wandering around
your fucking house weed smoking steve but dude like seriously like i live next to high tension
wires and i'm you know how fucked up i am it might be because i've lived next to high tension
wires my entire fucking life my brother's a fucking genius i'm a fucking insane lunatic but i have
like weird savant moments my fucking dad gets like weird like depression my mom gets like this
it's like i think living next to high tension wires really fucks your brain chemistry so
so my dad sorry you gotta edit this out somebody i know i can't say it now actually um because
it's uh yeah okay but yeah there is actually there is high tension wires uh by my house yeah
like it can like fuck up like child's brains and shit like oh well that's that's why i'm fucked
that's why we're all fucked up man electricity can fuck with your brain dude but i also think that
in a certain way it makes you more adapted to like paranormal activity and stuff you know what
the fucking crazy thing is though um i was checking my like emf like readings and stuff
i radiate electricity now but yeah i mean everybody does a little no like i i radiate like
30 like like if you put like an emf detector on me i radiate electricity i mean you're possessed no
i think it's just because i lived next to high tension wire so much that like i kind of like
got like a generation of it or something yeah my my dad did live under high tension power lines
and he claims that that's like part of the reason that he's like messed up yeah yeah for like certain
health reasons you know yeah i mean like i have one of the high tension power lines the they're
like the real like like all ones yeah like the ones that look like like giant like walking like
spider things yeah i lived right next to one of this yeah like they can fuck up your brain dude
like we all apparently we all have like we've all been affected by this there's none here though so
no i don't think i don't know no but like i literally live less than 20 yards from high
tension wires and literally my room is the closest one to high tension wires i also live so i sleep
i sleep with an electric fear cage around me wait what do you mean um so electricity can cause a
fear cage actually um it increases paranoia um psychological issues um uh high levels of electricity
anywhere can uh hyper uh like it can make your brain like fucked up and like um it's literally
called a fear cage because uh if you have enough electricity around you you're always going to be
paranoid is this true yeah let's not look up a fear cage i think i think i'm i think i'm in it right
i i thought that was a thing you have like a space blanket like the guy from better call so
i thought that was uh a thing like a fair day cage a fair day cage is similar but like it like
protects you against electricity right yeah um a fear cage is a fear cage definition um
fear cage is a t is a term used by paranormal researchers to describe a confined space with
electromagnetic field readings uh that are high um in these areas what the fuck is this is this an ad
oh there it is um it electromagnetic field readings in these areas one who is sensitive to such
phenomenon can feel uneasiness paranoia anxiety nausea and uncontrollable fear um i'm a very paranoid
person like a lot and i think it has to deal with me living next to high tension wires for most of
my life like what kind of like what kind of things are you paranoid about everything like literally
if i sit in a restaurant i have to sit in a restaurant where i can see the front door and
the back door at the same time so i can see like all entry points and like if i'm in a place i think
of like everybody around me i threat i basically check if they're threats or not like like i like
just like go to a place and i'm like okay this person looks like they could be a threat how can
i kill them if it comes to that well that sounds like a schizophrenic what's your plan to kill me
in case i i i in this in this situation i'm comfortable with people but i can plant it out yet
i mean if i i do have plans just in case you might want to you might want to but the house i grew
up in was next to high tension wires well it was also next to a 1800s graveyard like dude that's a
fucking sick boat low that graveyard must be fucking nuts what's paranormal activity that if it has
its high tension wires and a fucking graveyard right next to each other yeah so the graveyard
is actually a very small graveyard there's probably only about 20 graves there but it's
inside it's in a woods next to my house in the woods in the woods next to my house and it's like
it's all like desecrated i think they like try to clean up a few years ago but like the the
headstones are all broken and like three like two or three of the people there were like infants
or what infants oh damn
cemeteries are nice places though the cemetery where i grew up next to a serial killer actually
killed people in the cemetery and buried buried them in the cemetery that's ingenious because he's
gonna look at the cemetery uh gary evans you can actually look him up he was a local serial killer
and um he was captured finally in in the cemetery but the thing was he would kill he was a bank robber
and he killed his former partners and anybody that like got close to like where he was but like
he killed them and buried them in the cemetery like he and he lived in the cemetery for like
fucking five years so this was like local to the cap origin yeah he's like uh 90s 1990s huh is there
i is there any other ones in this area for never serial killers yeah big ones i can't think of any
there's not really that many serial killers jack the ripper was from america well i mean that's
pretty broad jack the ripper yeah that's pretty grotesque but uh yeah i think there was some
there's some evidence now that he was american oh really that's what i've heard there's some
conspiracy theories i want to you want to get into some prank calls i think that's a good idea
yeah sure thing who are we calling today all right i got a i got a little challenge for you here
during your prank calls so so you can talk to the person about whatever you want but at some point
during the prank call i'm going to give you a word and you have to get the the employee to say that
word okay that seems like we're gonna have like some kind of objective objective here okay so
are are we gonna call just like is is like our normal voice or what no well you could you could
do whatever you want actually all right you can do don one why am i on speakerphone now why am i on
speakerphone that was so fucking funny olympia uh target target's being targets always be
this says i always feel bad it's gonna be a washington okay i feel like a bad person why
does it make you feel like a bad person it makes me feel good it's like energizing all right you
have a good other we say the word cream pie available by purchasing online and choosing from
order pickup or driver but i'd be looking for a little please check target dot com the little
deserts though maybe fill with shit though can i say it you can say it and say it like fucked up
so they have to repeat it back yeah you gotta got kpavda damn i'd be looking for a little
demis cream pie there i guess what if y'all got there target how can i help you yeah i'll be
looking for this food you guys got the food section up so i could talk to them though
sorry what were you looking for i mean looking for the type of food there a little demis snacks
there i was wondering if you all got them though you didn't let me check for you damn i
um is there a specific one of that brand that you're looking for i mean looking for a little
demis keep on them you got them though it looks like we do not have those ones
there what do you what do you got you ain't got those ones i asked for
no we do not there wait hold on what do you want i ask you for again
hello i'm having a little trouble understanding you
yeah well i asked you for the little demis snack all right what i asked you for
yeah we don't we do not have those the which ones i asked you about again i forgot
though i forgot which one i asked you about i'm like a fit of the nutty buddies there you got
though we we do not there you got no nutty buddies
no i had the what do you got though i feel i got that what's the what do you got though
oh man i failed i couldn't get him this time this is a good try he's like fuck you
you that's a hard one dude i got a couple i got a couple more topics if if we're if
we're able to talk about yeah of course yeah um so we already talked about cave systems that i
want to talk about um fuck what was the other thing that i was trying to talk about oh yeah
north korea is actually ran by the cia plausible dude like if you actually think about it like
north korea is very like weird with almost everything like they say that they're gonna nuke
us and shit and then they launch nukes and they just go into the fucking ocean because
i think it's more likely that they're they're just ran by china they're owned their china is like
slave labor camp i think we talked about this right like also can we touch on this there's
also a conspiracy that um north korea is actually utopia but they show the like industrial like
like hellscape above the ground and it's actually a utopia under the ground because you never really
hear of like people who are leaving uh north korea like it's a very rare thing that people
leave north korea but that's also people like oh because it's so terrible they're not going to let
anybody leave but what if they don't want to leave type like what if it's actually perfect like what
if it's actually perfect under what we see and they don't want people to know and they don't want
people to know about it so what if like they're actually oh my god can i talk about a gartha what's
a gartha so you guys heard of hollow earth right yeah i've heard of it i don't believe it so hollow
earth is actually called the gartha like the like the location inside the hollow earth is a gartha
and apparently um like a whole bunch of people thought that the middle the earth is this land
that is like full of like natural resources and like filled with like these animals that we thought
didn't exist anymore like dinosaurs and stuff but there's also a theory that um giants oh boy
don't get me started on giants don't get me started on giants dude i was like chinese super soldiers
so these chinese super soldiers what if they are actually offspring of nephilim
do you think that those are real do you think that they have
nephilim yeah skeletons and the smithsonian that they're hiding they are they dude they did they
destroyed them i don't believe it you don't believe that i don't dude giants are real trust me what
if what if that story in the bible it wasn't a story of something that happened but it's a story
of something that's going to happen mind fuck dude but we already it was a prediction so the
giants were were killed off by the flood that's why the great flood happened people think it was
because like earth became it's because god wanted to get rid of nephilim is that in the bible yeah
although it must be true but nephilim themselves are the offspring of angels and humans well
i haven't seen any skeletons it's because the government doesn't want you to know about the
skeletons because giants completely flip a whole bunch of things that like we we know
quote unquote about humanity like when like you think if humanity you're like oh we we evolved
from this but also that's another thing evolution there's a missing piece in evolution like what
we went from monkey boy to human and somewhere along that where the fuck did the intelligence come
like where along that timeline did intelligence come because like there's monkeys then there is like
like intelligence is a sliding scale but one in one in ten people you're talking about some really
dumb thoughts you're talking about consciousness yeah like consciousness when did the consciousness
come from it like the theory of like evolution like where did the consciousness well you could
argue that somehow animals are already conscious no but like there's no other animal on the planet
that then animals have been here just as long as people have there's no other animal on the
planet that has the the brain intelligence to have a conversation like this like me and you
but like evolved over the tens of thousands of years yeah but like if we evolved like that
why didn't anything else do that because like we know like they don't have like the societies
that we have like buildings and like shelter and and so because only one species could really survive
like there was other intelligent species evolving like near and falls near and or calls where the
near and falls yeah but cave dwellers going back to cave you're saying why aren't there other
intelligent species but like it doesn't make sense like you figure if it was if it was if
this is such an advantage to have over every other animal on the planet and if you're actively
like every animal is evolving at the same time as humans are why the fuck didn't they get
intelligence why isn't a deer talking well like building a house and shit I think the separation
between humans and animals is that humans were able to cook and when you're able to cook food
you unlock more nutrients in the food so that's where the development it's other animals one
where we're omnivores we can eat both meat and we can eat plants yeah so we can eat anything right
um and then the ability to cook that food unlocking so much more nutrients right because
like plants we've talked about this they have a lot of anti nutrients in them so you don't eat them
but when did we start cooking food like did we get consciousness 10 000 years ago did we get
consciousness before we started cooking food or did we get consciousness after we started cooking
food probably after because it seems like but then you're but then that kind of put a whole
consciousness is a spectrum but that kind of puts like a hole in the theory like autism yeah but it
kind of puts a hole in the theory because if you're saying that we got our knowledge from cooking
food and like eating the nutrients from it then how the fuck did we start fire and how the fuck
did we start putting things on fire well i think fire happened by accident volcanoes yeah but then
like where where like even with like volcanoes and stuff you can't put a fucking steak on a
fucking volcano and cook it it'll just you know but if you put a stick in the lava and then you
bring that with you it's now a torch tens of thousands of years of learning and adapting but
like that's the thing like why didn't any other animal do that because there's other like gorillas
instead like they're not like people but like if i'm gonna show you you think i think you're
underestimating how intelligent yeah a lot of animals are they don't have human level
intelligence yeah but like i'm saying do you think do you think in a couple 100 000 years
some animals will have human probably i'm gonna show you something it's gonna blow your fucking
mind all right are you ready i'm down okay stand by who do i show for who wants to see it first
i'll see it first you're trying to convince me
fucking monkey rollerblading yo that's fucking sick
yo that's epic all right so did you ever see the uh you ever see the chimpanzee that figured out how
to use tools not a lot of them do yeah like yeah like yeah if we can teach them how to use tools
and stuff where's the disconnect they can say we could say that they have consciousness no but like
where's the disconnect between us and them because everybody's just like oh humanity started becoming
humanity when we started using tools and fire but like if we teach animals how to use tools
then it's like okay we taught them how to use tools but they're not getting the intelligence
that we have where the fuck did our intelligence come from because like where if our intelligence
like made us the apex predator why isn't other things trying to get that intelligence or why
didn't other evolutionary things get that like why because humans have gotten in the way of other
species um making those evolutionary leaps but if you look at the if you look at like the evolution
thing like we started as monkeys and we became people where the fuck is that middle because
like there's the like the ancient man there's like like more like like modern man and then we have
modern man and we have monkey like starting to go bipedal then you have like a kind of like
well I actually took a lot of evolution classes because I had a went for a human bio but there's
a lot in the middle is really what we looked at a lot because like where what is the middle like
like where is that like when conscious like homo erectus but like what what caused us to get that
intelligence I really do think it's a nutritional thing well so evolution is like say one animal
one human or monkey or whatever you want to call it is born slightly more intelligent
that that monkey is going to have a better chance of survival but so would other animals like that's
that's the only thing like I'm like it's such a rarity to have intelligence like we have I think
there's probably something that happens once you get to a certain point it's exponential beyond
that point it's kind of like the development of the jet engine and it's like like it's just exponential
like it's like it's like a solid like climb and then like a fucking straight up like exactly yeah
yeah so it's like when you're talking about aviation right you're talking about like propellers and
like piston engines but then as soon as the jet engine came out it was just like we go to the
edge of space with airplanes but it's there's such a separation like once like the weird thing with
all humanity though like we start off and it's always like slow slow slow and then sometime
around the nineteen eighteen hundreds everything just fucking skyrocketed like what the fuck happened
to make our technologies go from like dude because like a thousand years ago we didn't even we didn't
we fucking were still on horses and like still like you know raking the fields and shit like
the speakers of global communication that everybody can share their ideas with each other
even before telegraph even like before like the telegraph or anything like we're like it just like
kept going and everybody was doing well from colonialization and the people were able to
share ideas with the rest of the world so this is their technology maybe this is all right so we're
uncovering something right so the the speed at which we progress has to do with communication
yeah figured out so maybe what separates humans from other animals is communication is communication
but that's what i'm saying like our ability to communicate was just that much better and then
it became exponential but just imagine how terrifying it would be if bears like learned how
to communicate like us and build like us like we would that would take thousands of years no but
like i'm saying like if they if they evolved with us like at the same time that we were
we wouldn't be the apex part of their bears would be like bears would be fucking slaughtering us
because they're just physically better built like physically like shit i think humans just
involved in an environment where intelligence was selected for and that's why the humans developed
the higher intelligence just like you know bears are big and strong or whatever well we're also
intelligence is subjective because all right we've got cell phones we've got all these cool
gadgets what purpose do they actually serve communication well i mean is there is our our
lives actually getting any better or is it better to work in a field and be or be a hunter-gatherer
i think it's better to live in the field well here's the kicker though what if earth and let's say
that like we weren't put here by god but we were put down here like in like a test for alien like
things and a test to figure out if we were able to go into like a galactic conference and they're
just we they left us here and they're like kind of viewing us from like afar and they're waiting
until we get to like a certain point to introduce us into like the galactic thing like space travel
but also when we like 1960s like like 19 what was it like 1969 when we went to the moon or like got
like actual like space travel and stuff well why'd we why'd we stop what why'd we stop because we
went to the moon and then after what's expensive but like if you if you're actually looking at the
advancement of humanity space is where we need to go because if you're looking at it the space
that we have like here on earth is limited and well we didn't actually go the moon whatever
but but like space travel is the future of humanity like that's where like because we went to we went
from horses actually we went from walking to then to taming horses then the carriages then to steam
like powered things then we went to gasoline powered things like cars and stuff then we advanced
cars to a point where we could make planes then we went from planes to space shuttles and then
the space shuttles we needed to get better so we can so we can continue but like we just stopped
we stopped at like the 1960s I just I don't think the next step was obvious it's it's like
where you go Mars yeah like like you but it's the technology didn't even exist to you and think of
that but like it barely exists now that's why you keep going you got to keep going well we have
been such an exponential distance farther away from the moon we literally just went like we're
like we're not going to focus on space anymore but what what if we found things in space that we're
like maybe we shouldn't go to space what if we found things out there I'm sure that's out there
because like what if like when we went to the moon we found the one what if we found things on the
moon that we did we don't want to know about well that's something else we have to talk about actually
what China found on the moon oh the fucking crystals yeah we're going to fight a dude World War
Three is how new it's going to be fought on the moon yeah well World War Three is not going to
happen on earth yeah we're going to fight on the moon World War Three is going to happen also I have
to be a fucking moon soldier but uh moon medics yeah yeah no seriously I I um I think China is
going to go for the moon we're going to go to the moon too like if China's going we're going to go
I think we're talking about Taiwan and nuclear war China's eye on the fucking moon bro dude
they're going to take notice how I'm going to stop them notice how we put so much more funding into
NASA recently probably because we found that too but we didn't fucking publish it because we're like
okay we need to fucking get up there before China did and then China went out and published it to
the entire fucking world yeah what was the thing with these crystals they are like a nuclear energy
that can like run nuclear generators for like fucking 300 years or some shit really yeah well
can China clean the moon uh apparently there's a there is a peace treaty for the moon but there
are parts of the moon that are owned by different countries like the big crater is owned by China
we own like the lunar flats or something like there's a whole bunch of shit that like like the
moon is just covered in like different areas that are claimed by different like organizations and
shit and also the moon is the 51st state of the united states of america we choose to go on the moon
not because it's hard because we hear something like that well there's that one theory that
elon musk wants to go to mars so bad because he's actually made a deal he's already in contact with
aliens and they've got they got him hooked on moon blow so it's basically it's like space cocaine
oh it's it's it's it's like space it's a drug from the seventh federation it's like these are like
aliens in the plate in the galaxy honest with ourselves elon musk did not invent electricity
he didn't invent electricity you invented space cocaine they've got him and they've got him hooked
on this on this moon blow and he wants more of it and in order for him to get more of it he has
to set up a port on mars so it's not really about advancing civilization so he can get more he wants
to get more moon blow yeah so yeah it's like come on we've heard this story a billionaire owns a car
company and he starts trading cocaine yeah yeah so what is delorean crazy crazy shit dude what if
mark zuckerberg isn't even a fucking person well i mean look at him he's not but like i don't think
i don't even think that's like there's so many weird things that he does like he's like a person
he's like a thing that's trying to act like a person but is doing an awful job at it like when
he drank water he's like yeah like oh i am human i drink human drink like sometimes his eyes blank
sideways like it's it's fucking weak like what if like zuckerberg is a humanoid robot like a nexus seven
so in blade runner there's these things called um fuck what are they called um basically they're
synthetic humans um and these synthetic humans are becoming more and more indistinguishable
from humans and the nexus seven was the first robot that could reproduce so it was they they went to
like this thing and like nexus one through one and two were like just like i'm a human
blah blah type shit but what if like nexus seven like what if we're at nexus seven now
where we built cyborgs or or uh androids the androids is this fully synthetic human cyborg is a human
with with robot parts and stuff but if we had an android that what if like zuckerberg is an android
he's not like a human but like what if he's like an android and like they're like they put him in
such a position of power to see how an android would work in a position of power and then see if
if anybody would catch on if you if you would catch on and then then you could take the data
from that android make a better one and then put them in a position of power so basically
the richest people on the planet aren't even humans anymore they're androids they're ran by
other people oh dude yeah that's my mind is going to do that that's that would be fucking nuts and
then the ai really are controlling us without us knowing yeah oh god so like what if like the androids
start being like the positions of power and then they just become indistinguishable they like you
look at it you're like oh that's a person but it's actually an android that might be a thing but what
i really want to know is when do sex robots get really hot that's what i want i mean have you seen
some of these like these like these fucking things they're fucking crazy i pay for one let me let me
show you a picture well these things i think about couldn't you technically define robots as being
live because if you look at the definition of life life is defined as any system capable of
performing functions such as eating metabolizing excreting breathing moving growing reproducing
responding to stimuli external stimuli damn so if we made a robot i say i'm gonna have to give
this sex robot rights if we made a robot that was able to do all those things we could technically do
that man i don't know as soon as they're cheap enough i'm buying one i'll tell you that you can
get some for 800 bucks 800 yeah but that's like a bootleg no these are like the legit like website
that i'm on right now i just i like starts in sex doll like fucking thing and there's some
shit that like you're looking at and you're like wow that's that's interesting like this shit like
damn dude that would be fun you got a thousand dollars a spare how much thousand only a thousand
yeah for that's a thousand wow that's not too bad like you could just rail that all the time
oh my god could you send me that link you actually want to
yeah but like that's like the type of shit like what what if that started getting like you know
movements and shit and like fucking like talking and shit dude i'm saying like i might not leave the
house there might not be a reason anymore but then then the then the then the then the then the theory
it's like what is human like but like the whole thing is more human than human and then you start
getting into like dystopia shit like where do robots have the same rights as people are they slaves
are they free can you free a robot it's like and then it'll become like instead of being like freeing
like this like the black people slaves it'd be like freeing robot slaves like if a robot has
enough self-awareness does it have the right to be free more is it because it's a construct it's
property yeah like what what do we do at that point like if it if a robot's starting to be like
like have its own thoughts like have its own branching thought processes i feel like i don't think
i don't think that that could ever happen you know i don't think it's gonna i dude i think it's so
far out i think humans are so complicated that to have anything that remotely like makes people
believe that that's a sentient being well i think we're thousands of years away oh so you're telling
me that we're special no maybe not thousands of years so you're telling me that there's something
special about humans kasey is there something special about humans that are different than
other animals yes oh really because it kind of sound like if we're if we're special then that means
that something had to happen that made us special or something made us evolution it's called evolution
my guy it took a period of 100 000 years we're special even animals like even cats are so much
more complicated than i think we're gonna reach with like robots and then f***ing alie mac would
be here and be like birds aren't real i'm gonna punch you in the face we just don't know if they
do or they don't that was hilarious that was hilarious it was not like that pissed me the f*** off
me the f*** off but uh uh i want to i want to show a prank call you're gonna do a prank call
yeah give me a word okay um hold on this i'm gonna make this pretty easy i'm gonna call target in
san francisco dude they're gonna f***ing yell at you why that's what they do they're not okay
your word is
desk desk desk that's a do you have to say desk how do i get target to say desk no cottage cheese
cheese
and you have to describe describe cottage cheese to them you know that stuff like yogurt but it's
like yogurt but it's got like like clumps in it you know what i'm talking about it's kind of like
it's a it's in the dairy section yogurt yeah it's like clumpy yogurt it's like it's like kind of
like cheese but not really yeah no i have no idea what you're talking about by that description
no like it's like it's like a kind of cheese but it looks like yogurt you know what i'm saying
i think it's called like like house cheese or something like that cabin cheese
camo cheese no no like uh like cut like you know cabin cheese
cheese oh yeah cottage cheese yeah i was wondering if you got that
i was wondering are you looking for any specific brand uh no what brand you got
we have good culture we have nuts in we have good and gather
there oh yeah nuts into one of you said that's i'll do the nuts and
okay we have there we have regular we have low fat okay okay thank you i was looking for the
cottage cheese okay you have a good day goodbye so nice it took a little while it's like house
cheese house cheese something like uh i don't know what the fuck you're talking about ah
i did i know i know this is played out calling
game stop but i just gotta i gotta ask him about the game you gotta do fucking with the monkeys
all right i'll give you a word to see if you can work it in there fucking monkey ape escape brother
so you gotta do fucking new ape escape big slu's dude with the fuck he's he's he's
he's smacked some monkeys on the head all right he's got like a butterfly in that or some shit
i gotta come up with some new material man i'm just i'm sorry your word is boxers boxers
thank you for calling game stop that's some one lower shopping center where you can
train your old function tablets and how can i help you so yeah i wonder if y'all got this game i'll
be looking for this game dude where these dudes the dude got big shoes on though he me he'd be
going around chasing trying to hit these little brown dudes over the head so let me hold real quick
while i check that out hold on dude they're on to me they know they fucking know they probably said
if this fucking guy calls let me check that out it's over it's over how the hell is that
getting too hot hot allure it's it dude you're fucking infamous now bro you're you're infamous
that's it gotta come up with some new material you gotta you gotta do other shit man yeah that one's
getting a little played out i think how long have been going on for now oh three three and a half
hours three and a half hours yeah i think it's uh i think it's high time we uh we cut it boys yeah we
got a lot of we got a lot of good material today that was a long one yeah all right guys smash that
like button smash that mother fucking like button this is a project motherfucker listen up boys this
is the end of the fucking episode boys okay listen i'm outskies okay next week next week
we're talking about interdimensional space demons from the planet z new all right boys see you later
i'm tyler and this has been untitled podcast fuck you this is dan i'm out later
for all we know robots have souls we just don't know if they do or don't how do you know
have you ever been a cyborg or a robot
you think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet fuck no
no no we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole yes we are there's people out there with some
really dumb thoughts extended episode where the fuck did the pierman's come from where the
fucking stone edge come from you're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts
oh they're killing they're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the chinese
aliens exist as somewhere in china all right in some days what the fuck there are super soldiers
that are at least nine or ten feet tall okay i'm fucked up with a shotgun they have to run from our planet
with super soldiers then they are extraterrestrials they are aliens
i do not negotiate with them
so
before my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die of this virus you feel
bump bump bump nothing they're fucking gone i've seen it happen i think that the government has
taken it to the next level with the birds
they know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise
and they are going to make them so fucking real they're going to sink money into them because
they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage they're going to be able to convince you
that things are fucking real you can cut it open you're going to see blood guts no circuitry but
let me tell you their technology it's about to sell some violence which by the way big brother
is the overlord
so
okay
look it up look it up he says that he was doing this shit George Soros actually working the
fucking Nazis during the whole he says that he was doing it just to survive but he's fucking
love he was having a great fucking time George Soros is the fucking devil okay he's not fucking
doing this shit George Soros is fucking he's the actual fucking ringer for all this shit
he's not the actual fucking leader it's George Soros it's Bill Gates it's fucking Elon Musk
it's everyone out there everybody