For all we know robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this
planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking
rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended
episode. Where the fuck did the gearmen come from? Where the fucking stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? Oh, they're killing, they're killing all
already born babies and selling them to the Chinese. Aliens exist as humans. Somewhere in
China, right, in some days. What the fuck? There are super soldiers that are at least
9 or 10 feet tall. Okay? They have bread and super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with parents. I do not listen to kids.
He got killed by the CIA! J.F.T. was killed by the government!
Hello. Welcome to the Untitled Podcast. Episode four. I'm here with Tyler and we are waiting
for Ali Mac to get here because he is on a job town. Fucking job town. All right, we're
going to start this segment with a little prelude. I'm going to play a, I'm going to
play a beat I made. You got to wrap over it. Okay. All right, here we go.
1776. Yeah. Yeah.
I see. I hit fucking.
Sturt.
Hit my mom. Hit my fucking dad. Maybe that will make you fucking blast. Every time I
see your face.
Facts.
You look like a fucking disgrace.
Facts.
Kill your dad in the parking lot.
Yeah.
Maybe that will make my fucking heart.
What?
Yeah.
When I see you in the fucking hit the bomb.
When I kill your dad.
You're not going to be nice.
You're going to be put on ice.
Yeah.
Welcome to the war where I'm living.
I'll kill you dad.
The fuck's lying man.
Yeah.
Murder on my mind and God is my witness.
I'm a straight up murder killer.
Love work here but it don't get to visit.
Yeah.
60 down the ground.
Hit your mother down.
Hit your dad again.
Hit your dad. That's the freestyle I'm in.
What?
Yeah.
Oh.
Fight man.
Kill dad.
Fight man keeps going.
Fight man keeps going even when the rapper stops.
Yeah.
Rapper gets a boot off stage.
Fight man keeps going.
Yo.
Yo it's fucking second injustice.
Oh.
Yeah.
Donald Trump was not my dad.
Oh.
Every time I see him I get mad.
Donald Trump is not my dad.
Oh.
But by it could be my mom.
Yeah.
This is the breakdown.
This is the part where we say some
very complex
shit.
Freakin' bleeps every day and that go in the bay.
I'll drive a car that's like three years old.
And then the B comes back in
and we get to the good part.
I hate singing this song.
I'm not a rapper.
I rap your mom.
Got him.
I'm gonna read the communist manifesto.
Uh.
Yeah.
Carl Marx on the mic.
It is a grave upset to the Marxist system
that the proletariat has not been
become the ruling class
in the community
and shows no sign of doing so.
This is even an even
grave upset.
Increasing property
for the capitalist has everywhere
blocked with it.
The end
commissary which Marx foretold
the most advanced capitalist countries
are also those
where the working class lies.
Standard of life.
The very law of increasing misery
has burdened Marxist
for a long time.
When this fray of his became obvious
by the end of the 19th century
some Marxist device
was the explanation of
the super prophet
and that was the end.
Yeah.
You're your dad freestyle
featuring Carl.
Welcome
to episode four
of the Untitled podcast.
I'm Casey.
I'm here with
Ali Mack
and Tyler.
We got a good setup going on here.
Ali Mack
just took the world's
biggest bong rip.
How you feeling?
You know
in the last episode
Tyler had a line where he said
hey I'm on cloud nine
you're on cloud two bro.
I feel like I'm on cloud nine
right now. Did I say that?
Yes you did. We were talking about
NPCs. Oh okay yeah.
We got a setup here for the camera
hot peppers
and I got a treat for you my friend.
Some
Delta nine gummies.
This one's for the camera's boys.
Wait.
Damask is steel. 10 milligrams per.
Yeah. 10 milligrams per gummy
my guy.
I dare you to eat the, I dare you to house
the whole thing. I dare you to have one.
Bobcat knives.
Give me a little while
and then we'll worry about it. I'm on an empty stomach
so I'll actually probably digest that pretty quickly.
So
I think you're good.
Looks like Tyler brought with him today
a bow knife or some sort of
bow knife.
And I
brought
Hyde. Not sponsored but they're fantastic.
Also terrible for you.
Is that a vape?
Oh yeah it's a vape bro.
It's a fucking vape man.
I also got a titty cup
from GamerSupps
hopefully it will be a sponsor soon.
I want to get a titty cup made of me.
Yo
anybody out there who makes titty cups
be your sponsor.
Also Dan cannot be with us today.
He
passed away.
Really? Cause I was on a video call with him
like 10 minutes before.
Yeah no this was just now.
Oh okay.
This is a mournflub so as you can see
we're all, as you can see anybody
watching the video here.
We're all very broken up right now.
He'll be with us as a spirit next episode.
Yeah we'll revive him from the dead.
I'll do some rituals for it.
Alright.
What topics you got for today?
So I got some topics that I've been looking at
for a couple days now.
I'm going to go grab a bottle of water.
Okay.
Let me see.
Uh...
I can't even walk.
Alright.
So first thing I want to talk about
actually I'll wait for him to come back downstairs.
How you doing?
I'm doing good. Just started up.
He's gonna fall.
Fucking weed heads.
I'm very anti-weed
as my statement on this podcast.
Get the fuck out of here bro.
I'm anti-any drugs.
Fuck off.
I'm not prescribed any drugs.
Alcohol is a drug. I don't drink.
Niggatine is a drug.
Niggatine and caffeine are something
that I've been taking.
But I don't do any...
I know for sure you drink.
Well maybe not as much as I anymore.
I don't drink anymore.
You drank last week on the podcast.
Yeah I didn't get drunk. I took two shots.
You alright there Alli Mack?
Alright.
I'd figure Alli Mack would want to...
We're doing damn good.
That was a medicinal grade weed right there.
Yeah I can tell.
So there's this new study that came out.
Let me find the article.
It states
men enjoy mentally unstable
women more than
mentally stable women.
I...
Can neither confirm nor deny that.
Let's just delve
into that topic in itself.
If the study is true
then we as men
as men find
mentally unstable women
more attractive than mentally stable women
why would that be?
I think you should look
at it from an evolutionary standpoint.
So why
evolutionary narrowly
would women
that have mental illness be more
attractive to men?
I think it would be the opposite.
Because I feel like it's
because the more mentally ill women
are the better they are in bed.
But that's just...
Permiscuous.
I wouldn't even say that.
That's where you find the chicks
that want the vile shit.
I think men like to have control
and being with like a
mentally ill girl
would...
What you mean? Like they want to feel needed?
Like they want to kind of like have like the
abilities like reel them in type thing?
I mean that sounds kind of toxic.
I mean but...
I can't say it's true for me.
I genuinely...
Men most men want to feel like they're in control
and feel like they're
stronger than their partner.
Yeah but like having
like a woman that would like stab you in your sleep
type thing
that's kind of...
It's a push in the hole.
Because you're like drawing a line there
that's kind of...
Levels of mentally ill.
Yeah but like are we talking about like stab you
in your sleep mentally ill?
Or are we talking about like upset
mentally ill?
I don't think they're talking about
all mental illness in general.
Are they talking about
like the more psychotic versions?
No.
You look high as fuck.
Dude you are a mess.
You are.
Yeah I'm not the one over here with fucking
this shit.
You want another rip bro?
No I'm good.
I took one rip of that
the other day and I was fucking
fucked for a week.
So looking at this bottle would you say this person
is mentally ill?
I don't really think
that you can gather that. I mean it's
it looks like she's going out in public practically
nude so.
I mean I don't really know what that has to be said
about.
Nice set.
We're going to say nice set.
I didn't know what you were talking about for a minute.
Mind you gamer sops
sponsor us please.
I want to get a titty cup made of me please.
We're on the lights out version
of the podcast. We got a little
Zen in here today.
It's got like the bottom. It's going to put me to sleep
is what it's going to do. That among other things.
I just I did a little up the bottom
of the changing lights.
That would be kind of cool I guess.
So
what else do I got? I got a couple more things
but I want to give the floor to you guys
because I don't want to take over this with like my
You're going to have to start off because we're both high as fuck.
All right
so
well I guess
the next topic that I want to talk about
is we're going to play
a little game here.
If you saw
one of our faces on the news
we're going to go around and say
this but if you saw
our face on the news arrested for
insert crime here
what do you think it would be for?
I think you would definitely
be arrested for
stabbing someone with a knife.
Yeah it's murder for you.
You're just rating someone's internal organ
with a knife.
And Casey Casey as much as I want to say with you
I feel like
there was okay
there's one of two things. Number one
you get arrested for just having an
absolutely insane amount of drugs.
Like an
incomprehensible amount.
It's fucking legal bro.
No there's some shit we don't know about
this is just vents just lined with meth
or something there's more to it.
That's a good one.
I'd say
Casey you look like you'd be arrested
for like
credit card fraud.
Tax evasion.
Or like fucking medical fraud
like you broke your leg and you just
fucking milked it.
Just a total fucking time thief at work.
Just didn't clock out for lunch
for just years on end.
You look like you could be like
let me see.
Let me see
like the face like on your mugshot
how would you look would you do like the
mean mug? Would you be stressed? Well it depends
is it because I am belligerently
drunk belligerently high sober
I got different faces here because let's be
honest there's if I'm getting arrested
there's a good chance I'm either drunk
or high.
I was going to say public intoxication
DWI
assault with a deadly weapon battery
public nuisance
menacing
loitering
disrupting the peace
public efficiency
Casey the other thing I can see you done is
just like
I don't know you'd just be arrested for
disturbing the peace for like starting like a
massive communist
communist evolution
just some Marxist shit just flying
around. And for Dan because Dan's not
here what would you say about Dan?
Oh shit Dan's a tough one. Dan is a tough one.
I mean he's not even here to defend himself
if we say something incriminating towards
him. But I think like Dan
looks like he would be like
like kind of like a he's like
attractive enough to be like a Ted Bundy type
like something like that
or like a cult leader.
Yeah Dan's a cult
leader I'm just going to come out and say it.
Yeah are you a cult leader?
Are you Ted Bundy?
Dan would be a fucking cult leader
fucking complex in like the middle of the
Adirondacks or some shit. Just hides it so well
that's what cult leaders do.
I know nobody would ever fucking
nobody would ever know. He's like hey you want
to come camping with me up in my complex
if anybody says they have a complex
they're a fucking cult leader.
No I believe the word you're looking for is
compound. Compound?
If anybody wants to come back to the compound man
come on we have some free beers here.
I'm like dude if somebody asks like
I'm staring directly at the camera right now
if somebody asks you to come back to their
compound with you don't fucking go
they're a cult leader. I'd be like oh incredible
do you have any other secondary locations
we could visit? This totally isn't how
I'm going to get murdered or hypnotized.
We love you Dan. We love you Dan.
We love you Dan. You're not a cult
leader that we know about.
Yet. Yet.
We're all going to be cult leaders after this podcast
takes off.
Here's something I want to talk about.
Do you think Joe Biden has dementia?
Absolutely.
He's got something like Alzheimer's dementia
and the headlines today it looked like
he couldn't find his way off stage
and walked the wrong way. Yeah
no he does some shit that's like
buddy hang it off.
You see the one I think
it was like a month ago like he turned around
like after he was doing his speech he was like
God bless you and God bless this
United States of America then he turned
around to nothing and tried to
shake the hand of nothing there.
He turned around and faced the American flag
and tried to shake the American flag and then
he just wanders off stage.
I think either one of two things are happening.
I think there's either an implant
in Joe Biden's brain so the Democratic
Party can control him
or Joe Biden's just a robot
that's defective as far fetched
of a theory as that is if anybody's
going to have that sort of technology
as a Democrats no it would just be
the government in general.
And they I mean clearly they got to work
out some kinks because this dude is on
remote control and it looks like the
controller got thrown down a well.
Dude.
Oh god I got to find the fucking video.
There's a really fucking funny video where
Joe Biden's just like talking and he's like
and then I just went
him.
You know
speaking of which has anybody ever found
it kind of funny that like it just seems
like right now all the people that are in
office or like attempting to be even in
fucking UK like that Boris Johnson
dude. That dude's like a crack and shit.
Yeah that dude just
out of these people end up in office
or it's like an old man with
dementia.
Yeah a dude on crack in the
fucking UK that just he resigned
because there was like sexual misconduct
that he was aware about and just did
nothing of and then there's fucking
I don't know then you get into like
Donald Trump like somebody who just back
in the day was blatantly like just a
racist misogynistic pig
and it's just like these are the options
of the people to like lead the world
like this is insane.
That's not even just the US it's like how the
fuck do these people make it that far.
Dude you can't be a high level politician
without being some
sort of like sociopath.
Like you're not going to get that far
because you have to in order to get to a higher
echelon of
these like political parties
and stuff you have to step on people's
right to manipulate you have to be cunning
you have to do all this shit.
Good people aren't going to become like that
because you're not going to like meet all
of us are good people like we
we try to be good people and stuff
but like if we're trying if you're trying to
be a good person you can't be a politician
because they're just going to rip apart.
I mean I feel like that's true to a certain
extent but you also do have people that
are like fucking
like fucking what's the one Republicans name
like Mitt Romney guy was just like a
Republican combat hero
like if you have something to build your story
you can get that.
That's McCain, McCain not Mitt Romney.
The interesting story about John McCain
when he was a POW
in I think Vietnam. Yeah that's what it was
he was a fucking POW
like if you have that type of backstory I think
you can if you get a large enough like
platform
it's not like that once you're in the
limelight you don't you can be a good person
I feel like you kind of have to be
if you want to hold a higher office
I feel like you just got to be a fucking grimy little
fuck when you're working your way through like town
board. Yeah.
Like you got to be an asshole.
You got to do something to make the headline
so people know who you are.
Yeah so funny story about
not funny story kind of sad
about McCain
he actually
when he was a POW
built his dream house in his brain
that's kind of how he
was like Andy when he was a POW
um
and then when he got back from
war and he like got rescued
when he came back he built that dream house
like that he made in his head which is
I think a really interesting way
because like people like
who come back from being POWs
they're all like broken mentally because they've been
they've been stuck in like a hole or a prison cell
and beaten and tortured and stuff
but he came back relatively sane
because he had something to look forward to
when he came back like I think it's like
he didn't lose hope
so that's the reason why he got
the way that he did.
Like I think that like that's an interesting thing
about like human perseverance too
because like instead of being tortured
and breaking your will you're like
okay I'm being tortured but I have something
to go back to type thing.
Yeah.
So it's an interesting like
thing that he actually did that because like
most people can't come back from that and be
even somewhat sane.
It's like pulp fiction.
Sometimes you just gotta hide that watch
in your ass
till the war is over.
It's like he had something.
What were we talking about before
John McCain?
Political leaders.
Yeah fucking Boris Johnson being a
coke addict and fucking Joe Biden
being an Alzheimer robot.
Oh I think all the government leaders
control by the same people.
Oh absolutely I think no matter who
those people are the rich.
The rich the powerful.
Correct.
Elon Musk probably owns 99% of the
federal government.
Also you're not going to get to a high level
of government unless you're paid off somehow.
I just want to reinforce this.
Elon Musk did not invent electricity.
No that's controversial.
That's controversial.
Speaking of Elon Musk and Tesla.
The whole thing like I know we touched
upon it last time
but like the whole thing with like electric
cars is
I think a ploy to
limit our freedom of like
transportation of ourselves.
Because you can only go 300 miles
on a single charge on there
and on that 300 miles
you might go to a charge station probably
like once you might see like one.
What if the government could just fucking
shut all our cars off?
They do in California they don't let you charge
your Tesla from 4pm to midnight.
Well no I get that
but I mean like what if
they have the power to just remotely
post like because if it's like an electric
I mean if they're all fucking electric cars
hooked up to the internet and shit
the government can just be like yep
and disabling Tesla vehicles right now
like they can't be turned on.
They do think of the ways that they could abuse it.
Well you understand that
the reason they're doing that
is because cars are the reason
for
climate change in the past.
They're not actually.
A controversial opinion here.
Our carbon footprint from a single car
is
there's actually more of a carbon footprint
to make one Tesla
than like a Subaru will have in its entire lifetime
of being driven.
Because in order to make a Tesla
and to make the batteries and stuff for it
they have to burn a whole bunch of stuff
and they have to like make a whole bunch of plastics
and stuff and the damage that the environment
that one electric car is
is the same amount that would be in a
like standard gas car.
It's kind of staggering
if you actually look at it because if you look into it
well even then
it's the same thing but the biggest
problem is I mean it's also
they will be
essentially that's a renewable energy source
that is fueling these vehicles though.
Like it's
there will come a point where gas prices
are going to rise and they're just not going to
not going to fall.
Yeah because it's just going to be a rare commodity.
So let's say
that they go through with making the
electric cars have to be
every single car has to be elected by like 2035
I guess is what they're trying to go for.
But you know when you go to
a gas station at like fucking
you know right when you're going into work like 7am
and you go to a gas station you see how many
people at that gas station right filling up their tanks
and stuff.
What if they have like those supercharger stations
at those gas stations it takes 20 minutes for
each car to fuel up in a
supercharger station.
Just imagine the lines for that how bad
that would be like just sitting there
and then like you're
basically taking away and also oh hey
I forgot to charge my car before I went
to work today I'll hit the
supercharger on the way to work.
But then you have to you're 20 minutes late extra
on top of that because you forgot to
re-set your fucking alarm.
I mean yeah
but I feel like the bigger problem is
these big climate
people are all complaining
about the climate and stuff
but they
fly around in fucking private jets you know
how much fuel a private jet goes through
and you know how much damage that does to the
environment just to have one flight on a private jet.
The smell from those wings alone.
Yeah.
But like the private jet itself
is like driving
from flying from one place to another
that's like fucking like five months
of one car.
And these guys are doing it daily.
Planes use a lot of fuel.
We should get electric planes and then implement
a law that says we have to make them only.
Yeah.
That's gonna fucking work out well.
That's where we go for it.
They don't have the technology for that because they don't have
a battery that's powerful enough to fly a plane yet.
But also
I heard Tesla
is working on something.
Oh shit.
And Elon Musk is going to
be rich again.
So oh
fucking big news.
Did you hear about China?
How they found the renewable nuclear
like fuel on the moon.
There was like crystals and stuff that they found
on the moon.
China found new sun moon.
Oh my goodness gracious.
You heard it here first.
China discovers nuclear bomb
on moon.
Back home and uses it to bomb Taiwan.
And look if you're a camera
he was looking at his computer screen.
He's reading a headline right now.
Yeah.
It's off of monster.
To me for fucking false information.
Like you did fucking Alex Jones.
Alex Jones did nothing wrong.
We're right fucking here.
I'm just going to go on record and say it's the
official position
of the title podcast that the
Cindy Hook shooting was fake.
That is not true.
That is not true. I do not agree with that.
They were crisis actors.
They were paid crisis actors.
And then he did go a little off the deep end without.
He went a little off the deep end.
But I think it's a good idea to do that.
I think it's a good idea to do that.
But I do believe
then he comes back and he's like all right now we got to go back to shit that I know it's true.
But Alex Jones did nothing
did nothing wrong.
I feel like he gave the information that he thought he had.
He fucked up a little bit.
That's just understandable. Everybody fucks up sometimes.
But he was got so many things right
that they wanted to fucking silence them.
Alex Jones needed to be
silenced by the powerful people because he was blowing the lid off
of so much shit.
You know what?
You know what? You know the old saying is
if you cut out a man's tongue
you don't silence him.
You just prove him right. Do they still make info wars info wars dot com
info wars dot com
info wars dot com.
That's the only place you should get your news info.
Other than here under the other than untitled podcast.
Yes. Untitled podcast is in collaboration with info wars dot com.
We're not for legal reasons.
I wish we were.
Alex Jones hit me up.
I will be with you.
Also to the enemy.
To the enemy water bottle creators hit us.
Hit us up.
Scorpion pepper wings maker.
Die Karl Marx
or or Frederick Engels.
I'll take either.
Take either.
We're sponsored by them are
official political platform here on the untitled
podcast.
Communism. I'm not going to tell you what my political view is.
Yeah.
I mean I I've always gone down the rage
in the past.
I mean I I've always gone down the rage against the machine
route of an Argo communism.
That's.
Truly the only way you can.
Speaking of speaking of bad people.
Did you just call rage against the machine
bad people.
I'm talking about communism for being bad people.
Let's talk about military uniforms.
What the fuck is that?
It's a it's a fancy marshmallow.
Fancy marshmallow.
We may have another sponsor here.
Yeah.
Smash me.
Oh Jesus.
Smash me.
So what is this a flavored marshmallow?
Or what is this?
Is there weed in this?
Well there should be.
They're good right?
That's a good marshmallow.
I know. That's why I eat them.
To me it just kind of tastes I mean
I don't see how you could feasibly eat more than
like four of these and not feel disgusting.
They're good though. They're like very sugary though.
They are very sugary.
So let's talk about military uniform.
They smell fantastic.
So military uniforms always
like every single military
uniform is shown is like
like made to show power.
Like would you agree with that?
Like when you look at like a
dressed military uniform you're like god damn
that guy looks like a fucking cool badass.
And I don't want to fuck with that man.
Yeah. So. Form of suppression.
So like if you look at like a
United States Marine
dressed uniform they're very
very like they're blue. They have like the red pin
striping. It's like very like
popping colors but like they're very
like form fitting and like they just look
good like to like like on people.
Like.
So controversial opinion.
Go add chief.
Hitler's SS
officer uniforms or the coolest
looking uniforms.
They were made by Hugo Boss.
By the way Hugo Boss designed
all the Nazi uniforms. So if you're wearing
Hugo Boss maybe rethink that.
The official position of the title
podcast that we do not support Nazis.
Wait wait wait what? I got a
official position that we don't support
Nazis. I mean.
All right. So.
I think that
a Nazi uniform just looks like
the stereotypical like bad guy
bad guy.
Like you like this man is a villain
not like this is not a guy I want to fuck
with. It's more of like wow
I have villains running my
country. Like they just look oppressive.
They have the fucking skulls.
They have skulls on their hats with cross
bones. I know.
Like that's like they look sharp
but they're like that's bad guy.
Like they look like if you were in the movie
and you saw somebody in a Nazi uniform before
like if like Nazis didn't exist.
If you saw a Nazi uniform like a guy in a movie
you'd be like that's the bad guy. It's like in Captain
America. They didn't even have to make up
another faction. They can just use the Nazis
because of how evil they look.
The Nazis are the official bad guys
of the entire planet.
Fucking. And Indiana Jones.
Yeah. Yeah.
Indiana Jones. Yeah.
Just killing Nazis.
But official stance.
Nazis are bad uniforms look cool.
Can I get one more of those
marshmallows?
They're so dense I don't think I could
humanly eat more than two.
You want a Delta 9 gummy?
Fuck it. Hit me with one of those cock suckers.
Here we go. I'm not even
gonna eat this because
I'm already in a good place.
So,
you're scaring me.
Anybody, I mean I got a few more
topics I want to talk about but I don't want to
overrule this entire podcast.
Do any of you guys have something you guys want to talk about
right now? Yes.
I just want to let it be known
that after I eat that ghost pepper
the day after
I've never eaten something
so, I mean it's weird because I've
eaten fucking Carolina reapers before
the same sun dried shits we got on the table.
I
it burned to piss the next day.
I threw up like a madman.
I just
was not in a good place after that.
Like whatsoever.
I was on the toilet
all day. It was horrendous.
Tyler, go ahead.
I just want to talk about
these little tobacco
or tobacco free
nicotine pouts. Are they BPA free?
Do they have estrogen in them?
I don't know.
I got to look it up. That may, I'm not
going to say it, but it's implied.
Yeah, but um... Maybe turning
you good. It's true.
So, I'm just going to say
like these little
tobacco packets or tobacco free nicotine
packets helped
a lot of people get off of like
smoking and dipping.
It's a really interesting
thing that
these little packets here
can give you like the same kick that you
have with like a nicotine with like
like a dip in your mouth or like a cigarette
but you don't get like the tobacco
like cancer things because this
this one like
you know on most warnings it says like this
will cause tooth loss or this can cause cancer
the only thing that this says for the warning
on it it says this tobacco this product
contains nicotine and nicotine is an addictive
chemical. So the only thing that's on
here is that it's addictive.
But if you want to get off like
cigarettes or tobacco or something
you can use these little packets here
and there's
so much better because like
I don't feel like shit when I put one in
like you know what I'm talking about like you know
like if you had like a cigarette
or you had like a dip in your mouth
you're like god damn I feel like
I'm a fucking piece of shit right now
Bro you know what else helps you quit smoking
Don't just don't don't fucking say it
Vape Nation
But vaping itself is also another bad thing
it can give you lung damage it can give you popcorn
Vape actually cures cancer
there have been
there's been Indian studies
where they
injected
or no they had
they injected vape into your mouth patients
with the Agulia Blastoma type of brain cancer
is this actually real?
Yeah yeah in India they had them vape
for a year
or up until they died
and the percent
mass of the brain tumor actually reduced
in that time can you can you pull that up
I want to actually read no I just made that up
okay that's what I was thinking
seems to be most
what we do around here so
but um
anything else we gotta
talk about because I got more I just
I don't want to take over this whole thing
Yo I got something funny to tell you
so Megan
who's my girlfriend and sits upstairs
beautiful beautiful girlfriend
shout out to Megan
yeah
she's like how come
last time well you guys were doing the podcast
Tyler walks upstairs
just dead silent doesn't say anything
goes to the bathroom
comes back and says tits
huh and then walks away
um
official stance
is time I'm sorry what
official stance of Tyler Lee
tits are pretty cool that's be real
tits huh tits huh
cough cough motherfucker I never
said that I don't know why
I don't know why she kept on
that that's
not a true thing there's a punching bag behind
you if you need it
no no you can't
take a knife to the
the punching bag that's not how that works
that never happened I did say
cough cough motherfucker but I was in the elevator
I was nowhere near anything else
you look like you're gonna have an
autistic breakdown I
I mean don't worry
we'll get there it's a nice knife it's a
Damascus seal bowie knife if you
actually look at it with a flashlight you can see the
the little in place in it I can see
it look how nice that looks though
I only spent
fuck I think I spent like
150 on that
well yeah could kill someone
that's for sure
it's hand forged
alright we're gonna go over
some some headlines
okay I'll circle back to my
stuff because I don't want to take over
the whole thing
Russians protest flee country as
Putin's military
begins Blinken urges
end to nuclear threats
oh yeah so he he did threaten
to use nuclear action
on come on countries
on did yeah he did
and also if you actually look at it
the places that
Putin is occupying right now he's
trying to get
voting for the Russian election
Putin said that the mobilization
was necessary because this
country is fighting not just against Ukraine
but the entire western world
that's scary
that's kind of fucking terrifying
so Putin said
that he wants to get these
these occupied territories to vote
but technically if you
vote for a
leader
automatically that makes you part of their country
and then if Ukraine starts attacking
to try to take back the territory
that Putin thing then
he could actually technically say
on paper that
is an attack on Russia so he could use
nuclear force and be trolling
justified in his eyes
I don't think it would work that way but he would say
it'd be justified because they're attacking that
but here's the big question
do you think that he would actually use
nuclear weapons because
I'll let you guys talk and then I'll
give you my statement on that
he will or won't
will he use a nuclear strike
maybe if it was like
he was going to lose like a big
I think we're going to enter some sort of missile crisis with him
like kind of like a Cuban missile crisis
I think we're going to see something like that happen
at some point in the next couple years
but I don't know how it would turn out
but at some point the threat of nukes is just
going to come back like the fucking Ukraine's
ticking time bomb especially if he's trying to take
over the western world
then uh yeah there's going to be
there's going to be some conflict for sure
definitely another world war
we're already in the second cold war let's be
real like the second cold war's
yeah it's underway yeah so
like we're in the cold war too and I
really think that this is this is something
that I've actually been thinking about
um look at the countries that
he's picking off or trying to invade
or trying to put in under the Russian
umbrella Ukraine
he already has Belarus
on his side he has a whole bunch of
territories down like the southern end that he's been
like kind of like you know fucking around in
what's that sound like that sounds
like uh trying to take back everything
that's in the Soviet Union and recreate the Soviet Union
do you think he's actually trying to recreate
the Soviet Union because that's what I think is
I think China and North Korea
are going to partner up with
Russia it's going to be it's going to be Russia
China um North Korea
North Korea Vietnam
Vietnam going to be like us Canada
UK UK
Australia Japan
France Africa
like South Africa Germany
Germany oh boy
Germany and at this point I feel like it's just
the the US and then Russia
and China are just
the world war this time the image
I get is like a PE class
when you're picking your teams and you got team captains
yeah and you you United States
and Russia are
picking out our picking picking sides
like what the fuck man why'd you take
Bangladesh no we can't get back to
Asgard the fuck dude come on man
but like there's already like the boys
that are on their team like 100%
because you know US and UK
we got each other's backs sorry about the queen
though we we apologize that's that
sucks I know we make jokes about it
I know we make jokes about it I said it last time
so again fuck the queen
I think that the queen should have gave back Ireland
but that's a whole other thing
yeah yeah I'd agree with that
yeah give the Irish back Ireland
hey King Charles
bring back Ireland to Ireland
okay that's the Irish people's land
we stand with the IRA
yes we do
all right
what was your
your burning topic there
I had a couple I had a couple
I got a couple more
let me look at that's
let me look at my thing
oh fuck
let me see here
fuck
let me see here
Psyops
psychological operations
oh this sounds like a Call of Duty game
call of duty
call of duty Psyops
but Psyops
fuck Call of Duty
alright you want to shout out your stream
on this podcast
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slash death in
left ear
all one word
see you there
so Psyops streamed once every four months
so Psyops
are kind of like psychological operations
I'm assuming everybody here
has heard of MKUltra
nope yes
let's explain MKUltra to our friend here
so MKUltra
you've actually never heard of MKUltra
that's actually how
that's like surface level
not even conspiracy
that's like the top level of conspiracy
that's like the scowly on the iceberg
you're barely scratching the surface
that's more or less public knowledge now
so MKUltra
back in
back in the 1960s I believe
the United States
was using psychological operations
against its own people
Acid was actually
introduced to the public by
MKUltra
but MKUltra also used tactics
for mind control of the people
through subliminal means
sometimes through like vibrations
sometimes through
like
sounds
different substances that they're giving people
basically and this is all like admitted
by the CIA at this point that this went down
because they got caught
and they like had no choice but to kind of say yeah
I heard about the LSD thing
they started taking out
the black ink off of it too
did you know
so it's
so right here just
yeah just look
so MKUltra
was the code name of an illegal
human experimentation program designed
and undertaken by the USCIA
the experiments were intended to develop procedures
and identify drugs such as LSD
that could be used in interrogations
to weaken individuals
and force confessions through brainwashing
and psychological torture
they also did it on a general public
the covert administration
of high doses of psychoactive drugs
other chemicals
electro shocks hypnosis
sensory deprivation isolation
and verbal and sexual abuse
in addition to other forms
of torture so they did a lot of fucked up shit here
and I mean so yes it was
done on the own people but it was also like
Guantanamo Bay shit
well it was like Guantanamo Bay shit
but it was also like they would do this to
I believe they took like people out of like
mental wards and shit for it and it was also just like
homeless people black populations
they just offer them like
hey man come try psychedelics
and then you just get roped into a van
and he yanked away and they also
because back in
back in the 1960s 1950s
era when they were doing this
they saw that like black people were below them
so they'd actually go into black communities
and start doing it on
African-American individuals
because they thought that they want
and then they started doing tests on different races
of people to see if the effects
would be different for different types of races and stuff
it was really like fucked up like
human experimentation like psychological
like damage stuff like that they were doing
it's fucking nuts but
the biggest psyops
were from MKUltra
and I guarantee you there's something that's way
worse than MKUltra going on right now
that we don't even fucking know about
and we probably won't know about
it's in the plastic
yeah dude microplastics
the estrogens in the plastic
yeah
fuck
yeah so just this other little blurb
about MKUltra
in areas under American control in the early 1950s
in Europe and East Asia mostly Japan
Germany and the Philippines
the CIA created secret detention centers
that the US could avoid criminal prosecution
the CIA captured people
suspected of being enemy agents
and other people that deemed
expendable to undertake
various types of torture and human experimentation
on them the prisoners were interrogated
while being administered psychoactive drugs
electroshocked
and subjected to extremes of temperature
sensory isolation
and the like to develop a better
understanding of how to destroy
and to control human minds
yep
so and this shit again
this is like the CIA director
ordered all these documents to be shredded
in 1973 some of them made it
in 1975 is when it came into the public eye
do you guys ever hear of the
Milgram
Milgram experiment? Shock experiment?
go ahead
so
this was another
experiment
that was controversial where they went
they went into
they took somebody and had one of them be the
tester and one be the testee
and the
oh yeah I have heard about this
the tester would ask the other guy questions
and every time he got them wrong
he would deliver a shock
and every time he delivered a shock
at the voltage they would tell
him was increasing
and
and so the last one they're like
they
pretended that the guy was dead after
no he was dead and then they said
shock him again
they said shock him again
and they wanted to see whether people
would follow like obedience
basically it was trying to
show that
it was actually trying to prove
the Nazis
in the concentration camps
they were just following orders
if they were just following orders because there was a higher order
that was giving in to them
they didn't actually shock the people
yeah it was
but it was still considered unethical
because
of psychological damage to them
so it was completely in their heads that they were
being shocked
they were in separate rooms
there was a piece of glass in between
where you could see like I'm sitting across the table from you
if I'm this guy who's shocking you
you're an actor
so if you got a question wrong
they'd be like okay shock them and they have a little
bit of a shock
and if you do that
you're not actually shocking them but if I turn the dial
gotcha but you think that you're hurting someone
by not answering the question
every single person
just continue shocking them
because like the guy
you'd be like okay you got the question wrong
like okay what color is this guy
and someone would be like red and they'd be like
okay shock them
and they'd do that
every time they had like the voltage
and they'd do that and by the end the guy's like
please stop like please I can't
do this anymore like please you're killing me
65% of the
original experiments participants
administered the experiments
final massive 450
volt shock
so that they
did the maximum voltage
65% of the people
yeah killed the person
yeah they killed the person because
a person in power
they had to like make them give up information
or something no no like it was supposed
it was it was kind of
like your like what type of questions are being
asked I guess I don't know
that pride might be
I actually watched the
the experiments they're just asking like the one I
watched they're just asking simple like math
questions like well not simple but some
like some people could get but some people
weren't like what's like 19
times 37 or something like how do they find
the people for this experiment they did
it's a volunteer thing
because it's almost like actually
I'm not going to talk about it's like sign
this waiver sir and then you just think that
you talk I'll talk about that off so when
they get when they get a question wrong
there'll be a person in the room with
them and they'll be like please
minister that's a wrong answer please
minister the next shock and the person
that's the participant
will be like well
I don't want to do that is not killing them
the person the minister the shock
they're like please minister the shock
and basically it was kind of seeing
like if people would follow orders
even if it know if they knew that they
were killing somebody type thing
and it kind of shows
that some people are weak
willed enough to literally be like
oh you're telling me to kill him okay
essentially it's like
like soldiers in the military
when the following orders
I was just Russian but yeah
any kind of soldiers that are fighting
it was it was it was literally a test
Nazi soldiers German soldiers
it was literally a test to
because like the German soldiers were like I was just following orders
and they're like how could you follow that order
and they're like I was just following orders
so like let's see if people would just follow orders
if they're doing that
but I think that they actually could have done that on like military personnel
rather than like the general public
because I think that would give you more
like info on that because
you'd figure the general public has a little bit more
I mean I'm not gonna say they're a little bit more moral
but they have
when you're a soldier your your your whole thing
is to like
interrogate and like kill and you're trained
to kill from basically the get-go
I don't think a soldier would administer
the shocks because they're not really trained
to listen to anybody except
others in the military no one like I'm saying
like what if it was like a colonel that was like
giving you the order to oh yeah they would
definitely most of them probably 90%
would yeah so you're basically
proving the I was just following orders
thing right at that point
you ever see that movie
Hacksaw Ridge with the guy that
used to phenomenal movie
great movie pick up a gun he's just like no sir
he's just like I'm just gonna be a medic
I'm not gonna shoot at at least
he's just like are you are you stupid
we'll send you an S11 worth
he's just like
no sir I'm not gonna pick up that
weapon and he's just like what
Defiance is against the norm
it is think about Rosa Parks
yep
also I want to sit on the back of the bus
like is that
like when I had this conversation
no I had this conversation
no no no
I'm saying we should table this for when we
can get that guy that Dan
was talking about on the podcast because he's one
of my regular coworkers at work we had this
discussion of the back of the bus
like I want to be on the back of the bus that's
a cool kid set
the back of the bus makes you more emotional
yeah I fucking love that shit
I wanted to be as far away from the driver
as I humanly could be
because I was a crack head
I was just riddled with ADD in my child
did you ever have like those bus drivers that would
determine I'd be like sit down shut up
what are you doing shut up
in fucking elementary school I had
for the sake of the story we'll call him
Devin and like
up until like fifth grade
I had like this before school program because both
my parents both of our parents
went to work way before we got
picked up so
what's the age difference between you and your brother
for me it's five it's not him though
not him
but we would just while
the bus was going we would
crawl underneath the seats
from the back of the bus to the front of the bus
over and over until we knew we were getting close
to school and like every once in a while
the bus would hit like an especially big dunk
and you just clap your head on the fucking seat
above it but we're kids so we just laughed about
like this is so funny oh you just got
fucking smacked
do you ever have those kids in high school
if the bus had even tapped anything
or like had a hard stop
like
we would just be
I can't believe I didn't die I can't believe
neither of us died we did that for years
the bus driver was a very
attentive person
dude you ever have like those you know
in the fucking back of the bus you'd have like the fucking
like fucking couples in the back of the bus
they were just like making out with each other
and everybody was just like what the fuck dude stop
in elementary
school no I'm saying like the high school
bus
I was gonna say I hope not
I don't know
you didn't have that no really
I feel like Bethlehem was just big enough that
like
the chances of a couple being on the same bus
were small I had a smaller
school we only had three
I mean they don't gonna be wrong I definitely saw it a time or two
and it is like dude just fucking have some human
decency but there's one
there's one couple that would like put up a blanket
we'd like be fucking throwing a football
my bus
behavior was so terrible
I got sentenced to being sit in the front row of the bus
for two years after this
after this little football stunt I pulled
but you ever have kids fight on the bus
I had that
we'd literally be like I'd be in like the third row throwing it back
and it was like one of the long ones
two like twenty fucking rows
just zinging them back and forth
every time that we noticed that she wasn't looking
in the rear view and I got caught throwing it
and she was like who were you throwing that to
and I was like no one I didn't snitch
I didn't snitch I didn't snitch
so I got removed from my friends for two straight years
by sitting in that front seat
nice
fucking driver's name was Nora
fuck Nora
bitch he is fucking bus driver
let's talk
we're gonna
talk about my bus driver
cause we used to have fights on our bus all the time
I went to a rougher school
grew up in the hood
but
my bus driver
let's just call him
Mack
not our Mack
I'm the bus driver
that's what he's telling you
so we got Mack our bus driver
and they were like throwing hay makers
at each other
what the fuck are you kids doing
throwing in fucking park
and go back there I saw a fucking maglade
take two kids by the fucking throw and smack
their heads together
dude what the fuck
he's just like god damn kids doing this
god damn bullshit
what are you doing here
yeah if that happened
in my school district
as a child that man would have gone to prison
for
that was normal for my fucking school
I mean don't get me wrong
like in the time I was in high school
we did have like two teachers get put away for
little
kitty porn shit
he's like that's not cool
I think I talked about
the incident at my school where the cop
like have fucked
where the cop like the school research
officer
fucked two seniors from my school
oh my god that was an actual
thing and I'm like holy shit
that's not great
they were 18 but still it was more like
morally that's just wrong
also now that we're back on
like the
middle school high school shit
can I just say that the dare
program made me want
to do every drug that was under the sun
they just made that sound
so cool I had no idea what a fucking
drug was when they were talking
about dare and no just bring in
actual drugs too
they would bring in actually like this is crack
and I'm like what the fuck I didn't get
that in my school but they'd have like
reformed people that like
used to be like methodics or something coming
to the school and they would
just tell this like moving story
but at the end of the day I was just like
damn dude this guy
sounds like he was having the time of his life
on heroin
and it was like sure but like I wouldn't
be like him though I could do heroin
and not be addicted like it just
that's the message I feel like dare gave
to me as a child
I feel like it just made it glorify drugs
more so than it did criminalize them
it's like if you take this you're gonna feel great
for four straight days it's terrible
for you
I don't man these drugs are
seeming pretty fucking cool we're talking about the dare
program
and especially when it came to weed it's like
even in the dare
they just made weed sound like it wasn't that bad
because they're comparing it to
like all these other fucking things so you're
inadvertently going to get the kids taking
the gateway drug because they
don't see it as a gateway with how
fucked up the shit in front of it is so it made
I think it made a bunch of kids turn
into sellers for sure
coke makes you fucking blow your heart up
if you take it once this is heroin
it could kill you this is weed
so I just had to watch the same video
over a year about
DWI
that was this this girl
that was a victim of DWI
and like her face was all fucked up
and she had like plastic surgery
so she looked like a fucking
malformed alien or something
just like traumatized me the kid and
fucking health teacher showed it to us every year
oh yeah no we had like the actual
addicts come in and talk to us
dude what about what about like this sex ed
ones did you guys ever have like a weird
like sex ed like talk at your school because we did
that was like fucking wild
I don't think that these are going to be that bad
I'm just saying what where
these from B dubs not from
a
something wings
pretzel wing place no bones
smoky bones no no it's not smoky bones
we're talking about the
no I said B dubs I'm at Buffalo Wild
I got assuming that no
we got the scorpion wings
I think it's called like the wing experience
or something okay so this might
actually fucking be it's a scorpion
scorpion
soft okay yeah so this this
this has potential to actually be hot then
that smells no I a one before it's really
hot like disgustingly hot like
I'm not going to have a good time for
10 that was how does the ghost
okay
here we go
oh god
oh jeez
you didn't see to be dying right now
but anyway
for the the sex ed thing
we just had like health class but
my friend
actually pretty good
I'm going to continue to eat these wings
my we were doing like the sex ed
thing and my my teacher was showing us like
like how big condoms are
or something yeah we opened up a condom
and my friend was sitting
with me who was like a very like shy
quieter guy
who was very like smart and like became
the valactorian eventually
so it was very like respectful
and she she opens the condom puts it
over down to her elbow
there is no penis in the world that is
this big
my friend is burst out laughing is the
only one in class left
so for my
my sex ed thing they fucking had
they had like condom they gave out
condoms to everybody and they gave out
bananas to everybody and they're like
all right open the condom and put the
condom on the banana so you put the
condom on the banana and you have the
fucking three retards in the back of
the class smack each other on the top of
the head the banana condoms
hey stop that stop no that's serious
serious and like
abstinence is key and like
like 90% of his room
aren't virgins right now
right up
people had no idea
what they were doing figure this out
already
I remember I had this one friend
ooh in math class
and this was one of those kids that was like
super autistic but was like also
super smart
like with just weird shit he just did
shit to get himself in trouble like this is
like he modified it
a fly swatter into
a taser and tased me in class
a couple times like the kid
had a couple screws loose but we still
they were his friend the kid was hysterical
I mean he's just tasing kids
tased like me but he
fucking built this super magnet
like an electromagnet or some shit
he just
so I just paint the picture as best as I can
I'm in a math class
that for me by the way was very hot
oh I'm fine I'm tanking through it
but for
to paint the picture
I'm in the back of my math class everybody's
working on their paperwork
nobody's talking at this point it wasn't like a test
but it was like an assignment where it's like sit down
shut the fuck up we're gonna talk about this at the end of class
so we're all doing that
and my buddy just looks over at me
hey man watch this
and I see him take what looks like
just like a wall
like a standard
plug that goes into an outlet
and like a wire attached from that
that's very poorly soldered on to like this
piece of rebar with like a copper wire
wrapped around it
and he plugged it in
and the thing just
no the thing just fucking exploded
it shot fucking smoke everywhere
it was a loud ass bang
and our fucking teacher just like
what the fuck was that
and I was trying to keep my fucking composure
as best as I can
my buddy is like
mortified that is super conducted
and it worked
like just oblivious to the fact
that there's a smoke cloud above his head
it's like
damn it man
you thought that was gonna work
and then right after
in that class somehow the teacher just
dismissed it just acting like nothing happened
and then like 10 minutes later
he was yelling at some person in class
to not answer his phone
and he's like
then his the teacher's phone
goes off later in the class
and he goes to make a point kids
that's my wife
my wife has brain cancer right now
this could be an emergency but because I am here
to teach you I am not picking up my wife's
phone call and everybody
in the class was just like
dude you should do that
you might wanna just
turn around and pick up the phone
like what the fuck
we won't use ours
please
we want you to answer that
god damn please
yeah that guy was an asshole though
but you could only get so mad at him
cause wife with brain cancer
fuck that dude's class he failed everyone
so let's go into another
we'll do some more high school stories
you guys ever had that one kid in your school
that you're like this kid's the school shooter
there's like 5 of them in Bethel
there was a multitude of people that could have pulled that
so we had one guy
and I'll give him a
I'll give him a fake name here
his name was Stephen
so Stephen
I feel like Ian
Ian would be a good name
for this person
so Steve here
we always were like
this kid's fucking more trench
coached the school
instead of a backpack
he'd bring a briefcase and shit in the school
yeah we had our trench coat fox too
so when he wore a trench coat to school
the teachers took him aside and they were like
never do that again
never wear that ever again
he's like why
I just think it's fashionable
don't wear a trench coat ever again for the rest of your life
you will be shot
on the streets walking into the building
for your appearance alone sir
so I was in science class
with him and we were watching
fucking it was like natural
science or something so we were watching the documentary
on like wolves or some shit
so we were watching it
and so this kid had a couple
incidents already where like he was like
labeled the school shooter type
and we were just sitting there
and all of a sudden fucking one kid
is just
bullen up like gum wrappers and just tossing it out
some rancher blue cheese we got over there
this one
fuck! alright so please
you don't want it? no I like ranch too
so we're uh so this one kid
need anything to dole it down it is pretty hot
so there is this one kid he just keeps on rolling up
the uh the little gum wrappers
and just tossing them
just tossing them at this dude's head
and then the kid turns around and he goes
if you throw one more gum wrapper at me
you're not gonna like what happens next
and everybody's like don't fucking do it man
and I just see this kid going like this
with another gun wrapper
I'm like noooo
and he just fucking goes
I tried to grab it
and then the kid just goes like this
that's it
I've had enough
you won't like what happens now
I'm like fuck
this guy's gonna come and kill us man
like one fucking friend
get some out of this
this one kid gets up out of my fucking friend
and get so bad at the chair, he's like,
no, fuck this shit, man, I'm out.
And one teacher's like, what are you going?
Like the teacher couldn't speak English,
but she's like, what are you going?
What are you going?
And he's like, fuck this shit.
He's like, I'm not doing it.
So fucking, this kid fucking slams
his briefcase on the table
and then fucking sprints out the door.
I'm like, oh fuck, man, I'm gonna die.
Did you ever see that friend ever again?
Yes, I did.
But this fucking school's-
What was in the briefcase?
We don't know.
The kid slams the briefcase
and he sprints out of the room
and I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna die today.
And like the kid, everybody's like,
looks at the kid, like, what the fuck were you thinking?
And he's just like, yo, man, I thought I'd be funny, man.
You know what I'm talking about?
I thought I was gonna be funny, man.
I'm like, no, he's gonna kill us, man.
So then this dude is on a fucking flight risk list, dude.
Like, no.
And then that was the one incident.
And I think he went to like the superintendent's office
and like talked to her or whatever,
like something like stupid like that.
The second time, which I actually got really scared of,
fucking similar thing,
but you're like doing like a testing class
and this fucking one chick in my class
just would never shut the fuck up.
Like she was so loud and she wouldn't shut the fuck up.
And he goes, hey, it turns around.
And he just goes, can you please be quiet?
And then she's like, no.
And he's like, I'm gonna continue doing my tests,
but if you won't stop, I'm gonna be very upset.
And I'm like, oh, dude, this is bad.
So I was sitting at like the lab stool
and I had my fucking ticking time box.
He did that straight.
Can I get a marshmallow?
My fucking mouth.
Now we ate all of them.
Are they actually all gone?
Yeah, they're all gone.
Oh my.
So I'm sitting there.
Fuck.
And I grabbed, I grabbed,
and you know how you like the lab stools
at like the lab desk in science class?
So I'm sitting over there and I grabbed the lab stool
like by the wagon.
I'm like, this kid tries anything.
I'm just gonna eat it at.
And then this kid just like is doing his test.
And like the fucking check behind him's like,
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And he goes, dude, Ted Racco.
Please stop talking.
And then she goes, and she just goes,
everybody thinks you a fucking school shooter homie.
And then she goes, what?
What did you just say to me?
She goes, she goes, you dumb ass ugly motherfucker.
Yeah, everybody thinks you this school shooter looking ass
motherfucker, what you ugly motherfucker gonna do about this?
He's like, stop talking to me like that.
I'm like, fuck dude.
He goes, kids about to fucking rip her trachea out of her body.
I'm like, oh fuck man.
And he was like, please stop talking to me like that.
I'm like, stop man, you're gonna kill us all.
And she's like, you ugly motherfucker school shooter
ass motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you
when you leave this fucking place.
This is the same chick who also found a bag of hair
when an alleyway and did it.
These are the type of people I went to school with.
So can we get him on the podcast?
I don't, I see, we might be able to.
That sounds like not a great idea.
To be honest, this doesn't really seem like someone
I want to be around.
The thing was, it was really funny.
He came up to me, oh, mind you, in gym class,
he would be in fucking gym class
and he would like be writing in a notebook
and writing names down and pointing at people
with the gun fingers and going bang.
And I'm like, holy shit.
He had his list.
So he had his fucking list.
And then he fucking came up to me out of nowhere
because I was dating this Russian girl at this point.
We're not gonna go into that.
No, that was a dark time.
But we're not gonna go into that.
So I was dating this Russian girl at the time
and this guy in fucking school shooter Steve comes up
and he just goes, hey, I'm like, oh fuck.
Here we go.
And he goes, are you dating Belishnikov?
And we'll call her.
And I'm like, yeah, I'm dating her.
And he goes, she was always nice to me.
And I go, okay.
And he just goes, don't worry about anything.
You're okay in my book.
And I go, all right, man.
And I went up to fucking-
Yeah, that's not okay.
And I go up to fucking Belishnikov
is what we're calling her.
And I just go and I go, are you friends with Steve?
And she goes, oh yeah, Steve's hilarious.
And I'm like, he just told me that I'm one of the good ones.
And she goes, yeah.
I go, hey, if you ever get a call from him,
please just let me know about that.
He's gonna be the heads up.
Don't come to school tomorrow.
So that's my school shooter kid fucking thing.
Let's see your guys' school shooter kid fucking experience.
So I remember the exact day this man went on his downward
descent into becoming a school shooter.
He ended up being all right, but got troubling in time.
School shooter type.
We're not like our schools never got shot up or anything.
This kid like fucking hate, he's super nerdy.
I just had like a couple of friends, but just weird click.
Fucking, I hung out with him at lunch
because I was in the weird click.
And he just fucking hated popular kids.
And they fucking-
Oh no.
He would just at lunch, just go on rants about how much
he hated them.
And then at the end of lunch one day,
like there was like a fight that was about to break out
actually between like two guys,
opposite sides, opposite tables,
and they were just throwing shit at one another.
And the last shot went wide right.
It was a chocolate milk bottle.
The thing smashed on the table
and just emptied itself all over this kid.
Oh, who fucking already hated these dudes.
And he just went mental.
He just beat the shit out of this one.
Like the nerdy kid just took down like this
Jocklick and type kid and just pummeled him.
It was terrifying.
And then he started wearing fucking trench coats.
Oh no.
And it was just like, oh God.
Like, and he just went a little bit off the deep
and lost most of his friends.
Not all just because of this chocolate milk bottle,
but I think that that just was like-
That was a start.
That was like not the last drop.
But I mean, not the last straw,
but it was like the second to last straw.
He was one step away from fucking doing it.
That's the last straw.
There was a kid in that we had in our class
that was two years older than me.
That always came to school in trench coats.
His name was Richard or trench coat kid,
as we call them.
Trench coat kid.
I never like interacted with him much,
but I heard he used to put spells on people
that he didn't like.
Is that still recording?
Yeah.
Why is it?
It looks like it stopped, whatever.
Anyways, no, I'm talking about the software
because it doesn't look like it's recording.
No, it is.
Oh, it is.
So trench coat kid.
Oh, yeah.
Trench coat kid used to put magical spells on people
that he didn't like.
He had a must have.
Mr. Black Darkness 666 type guy.
Yeah, he's like exactly how you would imagine.
He had a mustache, like dark, like short, dark hair.
Look like.
Was it like greasy dark?
Yeah.
Was it like my length hair, like longer, like short?
Shorter than yours.
Oh, it was like shorter.
Okay.
I need that washed fella.
Had a mustache and a trench coat.
I don't know why you would single out yourself out
like that in high school.
Yeah.
Why would you do that?
That like makes it worse.
Although I guess it's the same as like me email or something.
I feel like they were just committing to it.
Yeah.
So by the way, are you guys going to email night tomorrow?
I got to work.
Oh, fuck.
You're fucking hate me.
I'm going to a fucking fair tomorrow.
Oh my gosh.
I have the day off.
Again.
I forgot it was tomorrow.
All right.
So let's do another.
Maybe I'll be back in time.
I don't know.
Oh my God.
We'll do.
Let's do another high school story.
Cause I like this.
I like these.
These are funny.
So we had,
we had a,
let's talk about some fights that happened in the school.
Cause I sat at the football table
because I was a football kid.
Shout out football.
But so I was sitting there in my, my quarterback
and my, my, my right tackle.
We're sitting across from each other.
And then my fucking right tackle was just throwing fucking
like lettuce leaves at my quarterback.
And my quarterback's like fucking stop, man.
And he goes,
he picks up more lettuce leaves,
starts throwing them at him.
And he just goes,
what do you can do about it?
He fucking like takes more lettuce leaves.
He's throwing it at him.
He goes, dude,
if you throw one more fucking lettuce leave at me,
I'm going to fucking kick your ass.
And then fucking mind you,
my quarterback was five fucking six.
And this guy was six, three,
300 plus pounds.
And I go, oh fuck.
And he goes,
and he just goes,
takes one more,
takes one more fucking,
takes one more leaf,
throws them.
This kid fucking jumps over the table,
tackles the 350 pound guy,
tackles the 350 pound guy and throws them to a wall.
So these motherfuckers start fucking blasting each other.
They're just fucking,
they're knocking,
dude, there's a crack in the wall of my high school
from this fight that's still there to this day.
It's, oh my God.
I need to like go for a walk.
That was one of my favorite.
Sponsored by Delta nine gummies.
Oh fuck, that was Delta nine.
That's why it was Delta eight.
I am fucking so baked right now.
It's okay.
I would never would have eaten that.
It's all right, bud.
You'll get,
you'll get over it quickly.
No, it's an edible.
So you'll get over it moderately quickly.
Okay.
So,
God damn it.
You're right there, Tyler.
Okay.
What other high school stories we got?
I'm just going to try to snap out of it.
I mean, I got a couple,
but I just, I'd been telling a few of them.
Let's, let's hear a couple more.
So I got nothing.
What about fights?
Oh yeah.
I got one.
So my friend in my friend in 11th grade, 12th grade.
We were good friends,
but we had like a disagreement about something.
I don't know really what,
but so I was like,
so we got in this argument.
I was like fuck off.
Don't talk to me and I started.
I just like started ignoring him.
So one day in English class,
he sat behind me and I went to like to pass the papers back
to him and I like dropped him on his desk and they went all over
the floor just to be an asshole.
And he and he goes, no, I'm fucking done.
He stands up and puts me in a headlock from behind in the
middle of the English class.
My teachers like what the fuck is happening?
It was like, there's like never any fights at my school.
It was like a very small school.
So he put me in the headlock and the teacher like dragged him out
of the room and I did talk to the principal
and he goes, what the fuck happened?
I'm like, I don't know.
I just like dropped some papers on this dude's desk and he
said, he went fucking whole Kogan army and then the guidance
counselor had to go talk to you and I didn't like him much either
and he was like, I need to be sure that there's going to be no
retaliation.
I'm like for what?
All I did was fucking drop some papers on this dude's desk.
But that, uh, yeah, that was, uh, that was kind of awkward after
that. So that's how about fight that I got into fucking.
I was just walking down the hallway.
I was in ninth grade at this point and I was in ninth grade
at this point and this motherfucker was, I think he was 10th or 11th
grade and like he came by and it was literally like the fucking
like 1980s, like high school bully fucking went by and knocked
the books out of my hand and he goes, pick them up.
And I go, and I start picking them up and then he kicks them.
And I'm like, okay, this is going to end today.
So I got up and I fucking socked this dude right in the fucking
mouth. This goes, what?
Then he like, he put up his fucking hands.
Mind you, I've been boxing for three years at this point.
So I can fucking, I can fight with some decent, decent, decent
professionalism. And I was just punching the fucking, this guy,
he caught me like three times.
And then when he caught me one time, he fucking, he knocked my
jaw pretty good. I grabbed him by his fucking long ass greasy hair
and I smashed his face on the fucking locker.
And everybody's like, holy shit.
I just kept smashing his head on the locker.
And then my fucking gym teacher comes and goes, whoa, what's
going on here? Boys, boys, come on.
Tyler, I think you might have been the school shooter. Jesus Christ.
Definitely been to Judy.
And then Mike, he's like, fucking high school gym teacher
come in and goes, hey, buddy, buddy, buddy, what's going on?
What's going on, buddy?
I'm like, fuck this guy.
And he goes, he looks down at him.
He goes, we're going to the office.
But yeah, that guy seems like he's kind of an asshole.
Mind you, this gym teacher, I'm trying to get to come on the
podcast. I think he'd be a great guest.
Good. This guy is a fucking goddamn maniac.
And I love him.
So how was your time at juvenile detention home?
I never went to juvenile detention.
How?
I don't know.
That's a charges pressed event that you just described.
Yeah, I didn't do anything.
All right.
What do we got here?
Everybody else got a tap?
Fuck.
Yo, I get a topic for you.
How about the thoughts that are going through my head right
with how high I feel?
What are your thoughts?
Are you on a different plane of ascension?
I feel every last muscle moving.
I face space.
Space, bro.
Yeah. Space.
Oh, no.
Do you know how infinite spaces?
So fucking huge and it's ever expanding, dude.
It's ever expanding.
That's the craziest part.
This guy is about to throw me into an existential fucking
crisis.
Me and me and Dan talks about this on the first episode.
The size, the age of the universe is like 13.8 billion
years, right?
Put that into perspective.
Milky Way Galaxy distance.
Let's see.
Let's see the.
I don't like 25,000.
Twenty five thousand what light years?
How big is a light year?
It's how long it takes to travel.
Six.
So the Milky Way is probably approximately a hundred thousand
light years across and that's just six hundred thousand trillion
miles.
My God, so that means it would take one thousand one hundred
thousand years of going light speed to reach and that's just
one.
I mean is the speed of light like a light year.
That is the amount of time it takes light to what the fuck am I
saying that's just in our galaxy.
Yeah, that's how it takes light to travel and there's the
universe itself where there's space in between the galaxy.
It's like light is so unfathomably fast.
That's being used as a unit of distance and it's like what
would what would you do if we found like mass relays?
I'd find tally.
I'd find.
Now I find tally before you did the core.
I care very deeply about the Korean people.
I'd find Garris.
Bro, but space is fucking crazy.
Bro, just think about the distance in the year.
The amount of nothingness.
Yeah, just nothing for like so long.
Like so long.
Macabell.
I'm coming for you, you bastard.
How you doing black?
How you doing black alone, Mr. Morgan?
I got a plan, boys.
We just need to stick a little more.
We need to stick to the plan.
One more score.
Are you that's what the hell are you talking about?
You've lost your life.
You've lost your mind, Dutch.
We just need to stick to the plan, son.
We're going to Haiti.
OK, sorry.
Let's not do that.
To rail to hard into autistic impressions here.
My.
You fucking rat.
I'm coming for you, my.
I don't know what's going on.
That's quite the cough you got there black lung.
Like, my I'm coming for you.
It was why'd you do it?
My.
What the fuck?
I gave you everything I had.
You were like a son to me, Arthur.
A son.
Let's get some more space facts.
Space facts.
Yeah, man.
Well, let me just type in space.
You're going to find some gold shit if you type that in.
Neutron stars can spin out a rate of 600 rotations per second.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus fucking.
That's insane.
That's just random shit like that.
This is a fucking star that is spinning.
600.
That is insane.
And you just think of how much is think of the amount of matter that is being moved there.
And how fast that is.
And neutron stars are the ones that have like the fucking death beams coming out of them.
So fucking death.
That's the other thing.
That's just spinning around 600 times a second.
It's just a death beam that's going.
And space is just so terrifying.
Like, realistically, if an asteroid that like and we're notoriously bad at finding them,
but when asteroids get close, it like it just takes a big enough one.
There's nothing we can do.
It's an extinction level event that could happen at any second.
Not do we're calling Bruce Willis and we're going to do Armageddon.
We're going to do kit.
There's an uncountable, uncountable amount of stars in the known universe.
The last, the National University study put their estimate at 76 trillion stars.
That is insane.
And just imagine out of those trillion.
You know what a fucking trillion is.
Sex trillion.
Okay.
Six million, six trillion or six times trillion trillion is the third one.
Yeah.
And then quadrillion quintillion.
Oh my God.
Yeah, there's no way there's not just more life out there.
There's definitely a tally out there.
There's millions of tally.
I'm a big finder.
Damn, dude, another like super high thought.
I am so high right now.
I can't feel my feet.
Okay.
That's, I've lost the ability to feel them.
So what do you think tally looks like under that suit?
Hopefully not that shitty little picture they put in.
Yeah.
That's the big payoff.
I'm not gonna say anything for you on your desk.
Shepard's like, I'm commander shepherd and this is my favorite girl.
I said it.
Bro, do you ever read about the fate of the universe?
What are you talking about?
I don't think that this is a topic that we should discuss.
Definitely a topic that we should discuss right now.
No, no, no, no.
Absolutely.
Okay.
You want to hear of like a horrifying way that they believe the universe may end.
Yeah.
The reapers.
It's just right now, essentially everything has energy, but like all the cells, like that's
like how like, like heat, like heat is the way cells are like, I mean, that's how the
fucking atoms are like bouncing around and shit.
Eventually after enough time, all the stars are going to go out.
All the stars are going to go out.
Everything is going to be dead and there's just going to be no more energy left in the
universe.
There's going to be every atom in the known universe, well, not known every, the entire
universe just stops moving.
I mean, that would be trillions and trillions of years from now, but that will happen.
Like eventually all the, the matter is just going to move.
Yeah.
Everything will get split apart and everything will get so far apart that no atoms can even
touch anymore.
There's also a theory that galaxies can collide with each other and make one super galaxy.
That's so insane.
That is the, I'm sorry.
I'm just trying to wrap my head around that.
Just atoms just don't work.
And that's, that's just how the universe ends.
It is frozen in, in, I mean, time at that point just isn't even a concept.
It's not even worth talking about.
Time can't exist if atoms don't work.
That's fucking insane.
What the fuck was that?
Hello.
Oh.
Did it happen last night?
It's going on.
Are we, I would say check, check, check, check, check, check, check.
All right, we're checked.
We are checked.
What we're saying heat after the universe, you know, the universe is expanding until
ever elastingly expanding until heat death until the big bang is created from the
death of our current universe.
And it all starts again.
Did you ever hear the theory that the moon was the first earth?
And you just never get any answers.
Like that just, this is.
But did you ever hear the theory that the moon was the first earth?
No.
So the moon, the way it is, doesn't make sense how it just rotates around us.
And also, if the moon collided with the earth when it was like still forming, the earth
would be totally different than it actually is.
But it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
what the fuck?
Did I just fucking do a record there for a second?
But the, the moon and earth, the way that they rotate around each other is almost like
incomprehensible.
And the theory is that the moon actually was the first earth.
And we had some sort of insane cataclysm that sent us back into like the stone ages.
And that's why the earth was actually rotating around the moon first, and then some sort
of cataclysm happened.
And then we destroyed the earth so much that it became the moon.
And actually the earth is reset by, by that.
And then if we never have a cataclysm that can destroy the earth again, there's going
to be another earth.
Like God keeps on creating more and more earths until he gets it right.
Weird.
Do you think the moon landing was fake?
No.
That's a stupid fucking thing.
People are like, oh my God, they got the fucking dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt.
Like they're, they're fucking like, there's the, the, the UCGI and it's like the fucking
technology back then was fucking retarded.
They had green screens back then.
Yeah.
But they couldn't fucking fake the moon landing.
It's on the fucking moon.
Like, what the fuck?
Like I just shut the fuck up and let me talk.
Jesus fucking Christ.
The fucking moon landing is real.
How could you?
They're like, the fucking moon.
And they're like, the moon landing is fake, buddy.
The moon landing, it can't be real.
How did we get to the lucky moon, man?
And I'm like, the fucking moon landing is fucking real.
Christ.
Oh my fucking God.
Like, I'm all about conspiracies, but are you fucking retarded?
Are you actually fucking retarded?
Oh, the moon landing is fake, brother.
I saw the Stanley Cobrax.
What the fuck, man?
That was his first meltdown that I had on the podcast.
There we go.
That was horrifying.
I have the most audible audio delay when I talk.
I can hardly fucking think talking like this.
No, it's all right now.
Is it?
It's the God damn moon landing, boy.
All right, I'm gonna reset that.
All right, we're going.
I for one think the moon landing was paid for by crisis actor.
Are you fucking?
Wait, paid for by what?
I think the moon landing is crisis actors.
So God explain explain it so Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were scientists, right?
But they were actually trained by NASA.
Oh my God, don't do this case.
God damn fucking Neil Armstrong was not a NASA scientist.
He was a scientist that became an actor, essentially to take shot up in a California
video in front of a green screen.
And how do you suppose that they faked the the shit that they did like when they're
like hitting golf balls and shit and there's very clearly like no gravity.
He's gonna say strings.
He's gonna say like special thick strings, man.
Are you fucking stupid?
Star Wars came out like soon after.
You shut the fuck up.
I mean, I guess I know the Cold War.
We got to we got to fake it so we can get to the moon before the Russians did.
We choose to go to the moon not because it's easy, but because it is hot.
Shut the fuck up, man.
We got to go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking
government.
He got killed by the government.
Wow.
God damn it.
We got to bring him back in.
Come back there.
I believe JFK was killed by the CIA.
God, you son.
It's obvious that it was a government.
You can't shoot somebody twice with that type of rifle from that far away.
It doesn't fucking make sense.
There was two shots to that came from two different low casings.
My guy, Marilyn Monroe.
Fuck them.
She fucking suck this dick in the office.
Okay.
Wow.
I'm too high for this.
I regret that gummy with my entire being right now.
That's going to take so long to wear off.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Oh, boy.
She Tyler's having a meltdown.
He's not even on drugs.
That's just the skits.
You almost lost me there for a minute.
I was about 0.5 seconds away from just going on a walk because I was freaking out.
I was like, I was so close to greening out there.
Like a fit.
I was so close to having a mental breakdown.
It was right at the point where I was detached enough from reality that I was not having a good time anymore.
We're going to reel in this podcast.
I'm going off the fucking rails, man.
Fuck JFK fucking Joe Biden.
Fucking throw those gummies in the garbage.
Fucking weed.
Fucking weed is a thing to control the masses.
Drugs are things to control the masses.
Let you see God.
God's real.
941 cold.
We have some men with absolute delusions here.
He's gone completely off the rails.
It's delusional.
Just come pick them up, please.
All right.
Fucking EMS is finest over here.
It's fine.
All right.
New topic.
How do you guys feel about feminism?
Don't even get me fucking started on this shit.
Tyler, take it away.
Feminazis.
Get in a minute.
I need to calm down before I start fucking screaming about this shit.
You guys can talk amongst yourself.
I'm going to take a stroll around this basement real quick.
Feminazis, Ellie Mack. Feminazis.
I mean, they're fucking irritating as shit.
Do you think that men and women should have equal,
should we celebrate men just as much as feminism
celebrates women?
He's going to town on that punching bag.
All right.
So Tyler, how do you feel about it?
Okay.
Welcome back.
I'm back.
Okay, so.
I'm pretty sure I have the fucking pepper sauce on it.
All right.
Feminism.
First wave feminism.
Good thing.
Women's suffrage, women's rights, women's all that shit.
That's fine.
Second wave.
I forgot what second wave was.
Dressing up like vaginas and protesting outside the capital.
That's third wave.
I know the first one was for women's right to vote.
I think it was like for women's rights.
I think second wave was women's rights to like be paid equally to men or some shit, whatever.
But third wave feminism is a fucking cancer.
Third wave feminism, they already have equal rights.
Now they want to have more rights.
That's my main issue.
I'm all for equal rights of everybody.
Every single person on this planet should have an equal right.
But my issue comes in when they're like, I should get more than you because I am a woman, because I'm black, because I am gay, because I am something else.
That should not make you a better person than any other person on this planet.
Because that in itself is not equality.
That is supremacy.
And I think that supremacy is a bad thing.
And people are saying, oh, women get paid fucking like 85 cents per man's one dollar.
You know what that is?
Anybody know what that is?
I'm open to the thing.
I know what it is.
I just want to hear your guys opinion on that because I'll fucking blow your mind on that.
Why?
It's not going to be the reason you think it is.
I mean, women have like can go out of work for childcare.
So I imagine that affect the average wage.
No, no, that's that.
That does have to do with it.
But it's not the reason why women supposedly get paid.
They do it by a global average.
So they do it by an average.
They don't do it by job to job for the same job.
Do you know why?
Allie Mac, I'll give you the reasoning why if you sexism.
You know, I don't think Ali Mac does why I'm hardly with us right now.
My brother's no longer with us.
So the reason why women get paid 82 cents to men's dollar is not because they don't get paid equally for the same job because they do.
Actually, it's almost the case that women get paid more than most men in the same job field.
The reason why that the whole wage gap is a thing is because they take the top 1%, which is mostly men, which is billions of dollars.
These people are making billions of dollars.
If you actually look at the general masses of people and take out the top 1%, women make more than men.
So when they when they factor in the top 10% of billionaires like up there, so why is it off?
It throws off the entire thing.
Why is it that billionaires are mostly men?
Because let's let's be fucking real.
You know, it's just become a billionaire overnight.
And back in, you know, the 1980s, the 1970s, the time when these fucking billionaires were up and coming.
Most of these billionaires started working in like the 60s, 70s or 80s.
So that's why they're billionaires now.
If we get I give it fucking 25 years from now, there's gonna be more women billionaires than men billionaires.
Like give it like a couple years in the future.
You know, I'm talking about those women have as many opportunities.
They didn't have opportunities back then, but now they have more opportunities because let's be real.
If I was going for a job and me and a woman had the same exact qualifications, we had the same exact life, except that I had a penis and they had a vagina.
They would get the job over me because that's the way things are.
If we had the same exact qualifications for anything, they want to meet that standard so they can hire the people that are quote unquote, quote unquote oppressed citizens, I guess.
But we're gonna be fucking real here if and I think that's more of an oppressive thing that you if you are a male and you're going for the same job as a female with the same exact qualifications,
you are going to be turned down for the job because they would rather have the female because it makes their company look better.
Yeah, but I think it depends on the job.
Like if it was like a traditional job that had men workers, I feel like they would hire a male.
So that's another thing like let's say you're trying to be a soldier.
The test to become a soldier in the United States is different for men and women, which I think is bullshit.
They're like, they're like, if you want to be a soldier to be a soldier as a man, you have to do like, I think like a 10 pull ups like a like I'm just I'm just giving out like random things.
I don't know what the exact thing is, but if a man had to do 10 pull ups, a woman would only have to do one or two.
Like that's my main issue is that if you're going to be doing the same job as me, you like and actually let's go.
Let's go even the fucking fire department like because that's what I actually know about or a police department police department.
A male has to do 30 push 30 setups and 30 push ups and under a certain amount of time a woman only has to do 20 of each.
And I think that's actually detrimental towards the entire group because hey, how can I trust somebody that didn't pass the same exact test that I did?
You know, that type of thing. You go because you've been in like fires and stuff.
You go down to fire a 120 pound woman is not going to be able to carry you out of a fire. Do you think that's true?
Do you think 120 pound woman would be able to do that?
But is that sexist?
No, let's be real. Would you trust a 120 pound woman to carry you or would you trust me a 195 pound man?
This is a trick question.
I don't have a good answer to this because I'm going to get flamed by one of you.
I'm not even going to answer this.
No, but seriously, seriously, would you rather have me a 195 pound guy that passed the same exact test that you did
or would you rather have a 125 pound woman that did not pass the same test that both me and you had to do to get the job?
I'll take the woman because I'm not gay, I guess.
You're burning a fucking body.
You're going to burn to death.
Okay, in this instance, I take the dude.
That's what I'm trying to talk about.
I just need to sniff of that.
Sniff of the fat.
That's what I'm talking about.
I would do that.
You want a tobacco?
No.
The room will start bugging, spinning on me.
But actually, seriously, would you rather have a guy that did the same test that you did to get in or would you rather have a woman?
I've now answered this question.
It's just an overall thing that there is a lower bar for a woman to reach to than a man.
And I think that is detrimental, actually, to the entire job fields.
It's also because they don't have the same physical abilities.
If they don't have the same physical abilities, they shouldn't do the job.
Like, if you can't pass the minimum requirements of a male, if you can pass the minimum requirements of a male, go ahead.
Come on, I will greet you into there as a friend.
But if you get the same job that I did because you had an easier test, I'm not going to trust you.
I can't trust you.
Affirmative action kind of thing.
Yeah, which is bullshit.
I think affirmative action is bullshit.
It should be the best person for the job.
It doesn't matter what skin color, what gender, what sexuality you are.
I think it should be the best person gets the job, survival of the finished.
Oh, here's something I was thinking about the other day, and you're not going to like this.
I was thinking about...
This is good, actually.
You know, like when you're applying for a job and it says we cannot discriminate.
Like, what are the classes for discrimination?
Disability, gender, sexual orientation, skin color, mental disabilities, stuff like that.
But guess what? They do discriminate. They do.
Because if you are a literal like vegetable in a chair and you apply for a job that requires physical like things,
they say that they can't discriminate, but they're going to discriminate against that.
Yeah, you forgot one though.
Which one?
Religion.
And that's the only one that people have a choice of, of the nondiscriminatory factors.
I mean, let's be... Okay, I'm not going to go into that.
That could get us canceled.
We can't go down this road.
Can you not, can you not choose religion?
There's other things you can choose.
Dude, you are just cracking out a topic after topic to just get me in my head right now.
And I'm like vulnerable to...
I don't think that people should be discriminated for against, against religion.
Do you though?
Do you?
No, I just, I just don't like when people who are religious try to force it or like make it the norm.
Like if you're an atheist, it's like frowned upon. Well, used to be frowned upon more.
Okay, let's be fucking real. Let's be fucking real guys. Let's be fucking real.
Atheists are the ones that run things now and being religious is actually frowned upon now.
Let's talk about that. Let's talk about that.
I have to agree with him.
Every president, there's been no atheist president.
It's kind of looked frowned upon by politicians.
It's frowned upon by the deep south.
In order to be elected in a deep south, you would just have to pretend that you're a Christian.
Because let's be real.
Actually, if you look at it, every single president besides John F. Kennedy and I think Teddy Roosevelt and FDR were...
were Christians.
Teddy Roosevelt, FDR and JFK were Catholics.
And that was a big fucking deal for you because the south...
The Biden's a Catholic.
Is he a Catholic?
Yeah, no, it's... he's like the second Catholic president I thought.
Yeah, because I know JFK was Catholic and now it's like a big like issue.
Because the south doesn't like Catholics because they think that Catholics is a bastardization of their fucking religion because they're fucking inbreds.
But...
Well, that was good. Good was canceled.
And we just lost our viewership there.
Catholicism is the correct Christian religion.
People rule.
But actually, some of the first presidents...
Oh, fuck.
That's hot.
That's a lot of sauce on that.
Like if you look at like George Washington's, I forget who it was, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, something like that, was an atheist, actually.
It was frowned upon at the time to be an atheist, but they didn't have any religious views.
So listen, let's get into this freemasonry.
Oh, God.
I had a weird run in with a freemason the other day.
I was going to work and I was driving down the street and then a car was parked and then pulled out right behind me and then started following me.
And he had freemason license plates.
And I was like, that's kind of weird.
And I got out to look this thing.
I went to the corner store or whatever and he followed me to the corner store and he got out and he goes, hello, young man.
And I go, hi.
And he goes, do you know what the freemasons are?
And I go, yeah, get the fuck away with me, that shit.
I'm like, I'm not falling into your weird cult shit.
He's like, whoa, friend.
He goes, I'm just a fellow traveler on the road.
And I go, I know what that means and I know your codes.
You're a fucking Satanist demon, fucking man.
I don't like the freemasons.
Freestance entirely.
Fuck the freemasons.
So how come another thing I was thinking about is how come people can refuse like medical treatment for religious reasons?
Because of his witnesses.
If you're that's your religion, you don't have to get treated.
Right.
So they can refuse treatments or they do refuse treatments for religious reasons.
But if somebody refused treatment for psychiatric reasons being that they had like schizophrenia or something and they thought like the blood is the devil or something like they're trying to give me this blood and poison me or something.
That just comes down to the person themselves.
It's their right to say no.
You don't have to.
Well, I would argue that person would be in danger to themselves and not fit to make their own decisions.
Well, that's their own.
Oh, that's a lot to unpack there.
Yeah.
So how come the delusion of religion is tolerated?
Shut the fuck up.
Oh my god, you're fucking going down this shit again.
Fuck you, man.
I'm all for freedom of religion, but...
Don't make me bring out my fucking Baptist preacher fucking shit.
I mean, I'm agnostic.
I don't know what the fuck's going on, but you have to ask me.
Well, I think it's like...
If somebody said there's demons in the blood, I'm not taking that.
They'd be like, okay, we gotta get this guy a psych console.
But she said I'm a Jehovah's Witness and we believe that we can't take blood because it represents someone's life and it's like taking their life.
They'd be like, they also need a psych console.
No, they don't because that's their fucking decision.
But then why is this schizophrenic?
I think he's got you on the ropes here.
I'm kind of swayed right now.
Nah, man, I'm gonna come back here.
So...
You're like the school shooter kid.
I'm not a school shooter kid.
He's like, come just come over to the lab.
So the ability to deny medical treatment is a thing that every American has the right to do.
Because if you deny medical treatment and they give you medical treatment, you can sue the fuck out of them.
Because you were in sound mind and sound body and you denied medical treatment for religious reasons.
And if you say religion is a fucking delusion, you're a fucking asshole.
I'm trying to get you riled up there.
I am in calm sound mind and body and I'm able to make this decision on my own to say you're fucking wrong.
No, I understand why they can refuse for religious reasons.
But I'm saying somebody that can't make decisions for themselves that are not in a normal mental state.
We were allowed to administer treatment for them without their consent.
That's different than religious exceptions.
Exactly, but I'm saying it shouldn't be.
That's because you're a fucking retard.
God damn it, Casey.
What do you think, Ellie Mack?
We get to a point where we agree on something and you say something so fucking stupid that you're just trying to rile me up.
All right, now I see both sides of the argument.
But like, I don't know, I feel like maybe you shouldn't have that right.
Think about it if it was like you're...
What about, okay, let's talk about the right to die, friends.
Let's talk about assisted suicide medically.
I love this topic because I'm on the you should be able to kill yourself if you want to in the medical field.
Actually, you're able to anytime you want to.
I was going to say, that is literally always an option.
No, he's going to stop you if you really wanted to do it.
But like, we're talking about this shit, okay, homie?
Let me talk about this.
I mean, it's a dark thing to talk about, but like...
Let's talk about this.
So you have stage four cancer, all right?
You out here and you got stage four cancer, okay?
And you are like, hey, I'm going to get this shit cleared up.
So maybe I just want to pass away peacefully instead of being in that stage four.
Well, that's a different.
That's hospice care.
That's completely different.
No, it's not.
What have you seen there and you're like...
You have a terminal illness that's different.
That's what I'm talking about.
Retard.
Let me finish my goddamn statement.
Okay, I don't fucking get where you could possibly go from here.
So the right to die is a right that I think that we should have.
I agree with you.
The right to die in like...
You have...
Right now.
It's a terminal...
You have a terminal...
You get a real player out of here.
You have a terminal illness, stage four cancer, incurable.
It is in your fucking blood at this point.
You have lymphoma.
Like you're dying.
Like the demons in the blood?
The demons in the blood.
You're over here and you're sitting there and you're like, I want to die.
I have stage four cancer.
This is going to be painful.
The last four months of my life are going to be filled with incredible pain.
I want to be able to die next to my family.
I want to be able to go out my own terms.
And the medical field is like, nope, you can't do that.
Like why would you...
Why is that a thing?
Because it goes along with your fucking thing where you're like, oh, they're too...
They're too brain...
Like they're too fucked up brain wise to make their own medical decision.
But are they?
Because they're stage four cancer.
They're fully with it.
And they're like, listen, I don't want to...
I don't want to go to this pain.
That people with stage four brain cancer should be able to choose for assisted suicide.
And I also think that we should force people that refuse for religious exemptions into medical treatment.
You had me at the first time.
I thought we were getting somewhere, but we're not.
We did not get anywhere, but I'm all for assisted suicide.
Except no...
What about you, Allie Mac?
Are you a full-wrestled suicide?
I mean, and if it's in a case of like a terminal illness, yes.
That's what we're talking about.
I'm not talking about like, hey, today, real sad.
Like on Futurama where there was suicide boots.
Like I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about like the terminal illness one.
It's like you're fucking going to be in pain for the last year of your life.
Would you rather be in pain for a year and just wither away or go out on your own terms?
I like sandwiches.
Allie Mac is so big right now.
Dude, if I eat one more of those things, stop me.
You want another one?
No, they're good for like the first two you eat.
And then the spice sneaks up on you.
Oh, I'm in a gummy.
Oh, fuck those things.
Dude, fleshed those down a toilet.
They just fucking...
They good?
I mean, it fucking rocked me.
I'm still fucking rocked.
I'm like just now like, it's weird.
I feel fine 10 minutes and then I'm like super baked again.
And then I'm like able to reel it in a little bit and then just like it's coming into phases.
That's my metabolism, bro.
I know.
I wanted to metabolize everything.
I am too high right now.
Let's talk about something else again.
So we always bring up the topic of if you could go back to any time period or any event and you could time travel back to then.
What would you do?
50s.
50s?
Yeah.
Like if you could go back and like witness.
Sure, like socially there was a lot of really fucking whack shit going on.
They had some babes in the 50s though.
They really did.
Women looked fucking way better back then.
I don't know what the fuck happened.
Like the way you had fun with your friends was like.
Like going to like a drive-ins with your girl and having like a milkshake at the sort of thing.
Not even doing that is getting into trouble because there's nothing else to do.
Yeah.
But I-
Just vandalizing.
I want to see the crucifixion of Christ.
Oh my God.
Okay.
I want to see it.
You're a sand girl and over here.
I want to see it.
I want to see what happened.
Like fucking-
And what if it didn't happen?
That would answer a question.
The divine question.
But there is actual like like historical proven things that Jesus Christ was a real person
and he was crucified.
There is actual things.
Yeah.
I'm going to have to agree with you on that one there.
I remember being a kid and being like, wow, I'd want to go to the future.
Now it's like fuck no.
I do not want to see what the future looks like.
Like it's just going to be terrible and we all know it.
Everything is just slowly declining.
You ever see that show, neon Genesis, the Evangelion?
No.
Nope.
So the future in that like fucking like a giant like robot like-
Do not.
Do not eat that.
A giant like robot angel like gets killed and the oceans are filled with like it's blood
and shit.
Like you just go to the future and you're like, what the fuck is happening?
This is why they make it child proof.
So if you get too high, you can't.
I can't tell you the amount of times I've been too high and trying to get one of those
things up.
Thank you.
Why are you opening that?
I'm not.
I can't.
Dude, I'd be if I did.
I would need to be hospitalized.
I would have the largest panic attack you've seen in your life.
If this is how I'm at with one, if I did two of those cocksuckers, I'd be calling the
cops.
I'd put myself in a SVT over that.
That would trigger the panic attack for sure.
Probably.
Pull the trigger on it.
Let's talk about deep fakes.
Oh God.
Deep fakes.
Are you unfamiliar?
Yeah.
All right.
So it's essentially like you can deep fakes.
Someone's voice and someone's mouth movements.
Yeah.
And it just looks so like NPCs.
No, no, no, no, it's like a computer software that can just make you sound like and look
like anyone.
So like you can like if you wanted to technology is pretty remarkable.
Like if you wanted to, like you could like make yourself look like Joe Biden and say,
I'm launching the nukes at Russia right now and it would look like Joe Biden and sound
like Joe Biden saying like I'm going to launch the nukes right now.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
You never heard of deep fakes?
Yeah.
Deep fakes.
I mean, like don't get me wrong.
Like it can look janky at times, but like if there's people that like go into like post
editing and shit with this, they can just make it look real.
So that's the theory that I'm going with.
What if Joe Biden is actually dead?
No.
No, no, because I mean the one we have right now is like barely there.
So like if they killed off celebrity porn videos.
Yeah, like the celebrity porn videos like you put like Allison Breeze face on something
Allison Breeze shout out to Allison Breeze.
Shout out to Jennifer Lawrence.
Dude, you can get real pictures of her.
That's a picture of her butthole.
Yeah.
Of course you have.
It's twenty twenty two and you know you're you're young and in the Internet age like
you can't avoid the Internet and not you can't like be on the Internet and not have seen
Jennifer Lawrence.
Our fucking grandparents would have never had this conversation.
I mean about seeing Jennifer Lawrence's butthole had the is there a fucking problem with it?
I'm just selling it's a bad thing.
I just don't want to see it.
Why should I have to be subjected to stuff like that just because I live in a time where
information is you don't have to look at it.
Fucking look away.
I do.
Dude, you're fucking you're like close your eyes.
No, I don't want to do it.
That's fucking ridiculous.
You're getting me riled up.
Casey, Casey, Casey, you're telling me this beautiful woman you don't want to see naked.
Like he posted gross stuff on Facebook and I'm like why the toes with teeth and shit
and don't go on Facebook.
Okay, that's how it works.
That's what you that's a risk you run with the Internet.
I don't want to see it.
Then fucking mute me.
Block me on Facebook.
I will just mute notifications.
It's fucking ridiculous.
I don't see this is such a that's like such a first world problem.
I can't I can't bear that I've seen this on my computer screen.
Oh, the horror.
I typed in porn.com.
I want to see Jennifer Lawrence's butthole.
Oh my God, how did I get here?
What if you were just so terrible?
I would never look at that.
This is filthy.
Brought in Reddit or something.
So fortune.
I got to talk about fortune, but if she was browsing and you come across picture of Jennifer Lawrence's butthole, I would be fine with it.
What about Allison Breeze leaked nudes?
Have you seen those?
Those are great, by the way.
I don't believe I have.
They're wonderful.
Allison Breeze hot.
Yes, she is.
I actually don't know who that is.
You don't know who Allison Breeze?
No.
Have you ever seen community?
I don't think so.
She's little Annie Adderall little Annie Adderall.
I remember I was little little Ali Adderall for a while.
I don't I don't recall.
Dude, she's so look up a picture of her right now.
Like you don't have to look up the nudes of her, but like Allison Breeze, Allison common spelling and Brie Brie.
Oh, yeah.
Just pondered for just a minute.
Yeah.
I don't want to see Jennifer Lawrence's asshole on the Internet.
Let's talk about Joe Rogan's laugh or not Joe Rogan, Seth Rogan's laugh.
I fucking hate that shit.
Seth Rogan, shut the fuck up.
No one cares that you're Jewish or high.
That's really all your jokes are, Seth Rogan.
Seth Rogan, you're like, I'm Jewish.
Weed.
Dig Joe, come, come, come Jewish.
Hi, I'm coming in.
I'm Jewish and I'm high.
Shut the fuck up.
Joe Rogan, kick his ass.
Kick Seth Rogan's ass, Joe Rogan.
We should have a good bell in here so I can ring it every time you get up and punch the punching bag.
After you start screaming.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Oh, God.
Are you still baked?
Yes.
You got to talk into the mic.
Yes.
How baked are you on a scale of one to baked?
I'm down to an, now I'm down to like a fucking eight, but before I was at like an 11.5.
I was very uncomfortable for like the, of large majority of the past 45 minutes.
All right, I got to talk about.
And you idiot.
You made me think I had tonight is for a minute.
I was about to find the nearest concrete wall and bash my skull in.
Or we could just do this man.
And just seven truck three as it's head battalion.
So dude, this shit gives me fucking PTSD.
The fucking little lava fire.
Yeah.
And I'm like, what the fuck dude?
I that's kind of what kills me though.
And the reason why it doesn't give me PTSD anymore is that's how that's how our calls are dispatched at Kilderland.
Yeah.
So if you're in the station, you'll hear the, the, the pager go off.
But if you're, if you're in the rig, that's how you know, you get a call and then you just need to listen for the alert tone.
Oh God, that's the same as the.
Be like, it'll be like zone three.
Sevens clear.
It'll be like zone three first call medic zone three Bravo response, blah, blah, blah.
And you're just like, fuck.
It's just yours.
You're, you're the unit getting called on the air.
Not Albany.
Just you hear the beep.
You're like, all right, yeah, we're going to make this stretcher fold take 35 minutes.
You can mutual aid this one.
What color is Donald Trump's actual skin?
Blue.
He's a fucking amphibian.
He's not.
Oh my God, we should talk about the reptilians.
Is that like the lizard people lizard people.
Don't, don't hold that.
I should take that away from you.
Take that away from them.
I'm not going to do anything with it.
I know it is.
That's why I have.
Don't relax.
Jesus.
God, everybody's looking at me like a fucking school shooter here.
God, talk about something.
Okay.
I wasn't going to do anything with that fucking.
Lizard people, lizard people, lizard people.
Joe Biden is a lizard humanoid.
So was the queen.
And so is Hillary Clinton.
She spit eggs into a cup during one of her speeches.
Are you serious about that?
Are you kidding me?
Fucking Hillary Clinton.
Fucking spitting eggs.
I don't like it.
It freaks me out.
Man, it freaks me out.
So you're saying that she just regurgitated.
Look it up.
Look up on your phone.
A lizard egg.
Look at me.
Look it up on your phone.
Hillary Clinton.
Lizard person.
What if they just faked it like the moon landing?
Fucking faked the moon landing.
I don't know, man.
I mean, they've already proved the technology is there.
Ding ding.
Ding ding ding.
Jerry. Jerry. Jerry.
I'm just saying, I mean, if you can fake a moon landing,
you can fake somebody spitting up a fucking egg.
Just like you can fake what we were talking about before
with the fake faces and audio.
Deep fake.
Let me look up some more shit.
All right, we're back.
And before you get to your topic,
I got to welcome our special guest on the podcast,
Mr. Kodak Black.
Kodak Black.
Oh, nice.
Nice to speak with you.
Yeah.
Kodak.
So I just pulled out the conspiracy theory iceberg.
And oh boy, we're going to get into some shit right now.
I'm so excited.
One of the first topics we're talking about.
XXX Tintacion was actually killed by demons.
Yes, I want to hear this immediately.
So XXX Tintacion was always talking.
Rest in peace, Ja.
R&P Ja.
So, you know, in most of XXX Tintacion songs,
you know, specifically the song,
I met the devil in Miami and he told me everything was going
to be all right.
I've heard it.
Yeah.
But in like the songs, he's always talking about how he
sold his soul to the devil to get fame.
And when he got killed, he was always saying that he was going
to die young and that the devil was not getting called for his
name.
Maybe Tintacion was actually killed by the demons because
they came for their payment.
Oh, bro, where the demons in a gang?
Maybe these are gang demons or two judge demons.
They're two judge demons.
They're not just normal demons.
There's so much fucking shit on here.
I think X could have definitely been killed by demons because
he like, you know, he was close to the edge that one.
Did they push him to the edge?
Yeah, the shit that he said.
I feel like all these rappers protect their their own deaths.
Like peep peep did.
Yeah, he just wants to die by his mom aside.
Yeah.
Tell her that he loves you while his brother cries.
Kurt Cobain.
He doesn't have a gun.
That was a lie.
All right, let me see here.
NPCs.
We already covered that.
UFOs.
We can get into that.
Atheism is a conspiracy.
GMOs, big pharma, vampires, the Philadelphia experiments.
AIDS was actually spread by the CIA.
That's a cool one.
Well, COVID was definitely spread by the CIA.
Yep.
The great McDonald's soft serve ice cream conspiracy of 2016.
What the fuck is that?
I want to let's let's do some research into that.
Yeah, look that up.
The great McDonald's soft serve ice cream conspiracy theory of 2016.
That's one that you got to bite on.
Yeah, that's something that we got to delve into here.
Soft serve conspiracy.
It's going to be the name of the podcast.
Soft serve conspiracy.
Of 2016.
JK Rowling is a crisis actor.
It does.
Of 2016 imply that there were multiple.
That's just the thing that whenever you go to McDonald's and they say
the ice cream machine is broken, like 70% 70% of McDonald's say
the ice cream machine is broken when they're actually not.
It's like, I think we're going to talk about the glitches in the matrix.
What about a mothman at 9-11?
Mothman at 9-11.
Okay, so do you know the lore behind mothman, Casey?
I thought we went into that before.
He shows up and most of them have been debunked as fake,
but there's a couple ones that are weird, but he'll show up on a bridge
and get a picture.
This is an interesting one.
The day afterwards, the bridge is going to collapse or something.
It would make sense.
You know what I want to do sometime is take this camera and make a found footage horror movie.
That seems more realistic because we're using our home footage.
I think we could act well.
Yeah.
4chan is mostly bots.
That could be interesting.
I don't know if slash B is bots, but people put some pretty interesting shit on there.
They do.
But what if they...
Let's talk about 4chan for a bit.
I'll keep looking.
Okay.
So what is your experience with 4chan thus far, Casey?
Because I've never really gotten into that.
I've heard that it's just a weird place for...
I just got into 4chan through Reddit, Green Text.
Because I thought that's originally where Green Text came from.
And then if you go on B, which is like the random shit, people just...
I mean, it's like half porn or it's like half like...
It's half Jennifer Lawrence's asshole.
Yeah.
Just like the weirdest like sexual shit or just the weirdest shit or like racist shit.
It's just like...
You know, I was thinking about this the other day.
It's just like a unregulated internet space.
Pretty much.
I went on 4chan slash B.
It's like the gray web.
It's like the in-between between the bright web and the dark web.
Gotcha.
I went on there the other day and I was thinking this is why society has laws.
Because...
What the fuck?
Chinese?
Some of the shit people post on 4chan.
I see why we have to have laws.
Now I do remember.
Like you could go on like 4chan and you could like see like...
Fucking like legitimate like snuff films and shit like that.
Like people just all fucked up like from getting ran over by a train
or like decapitated in an execution.
Like...
Well, they kind of regulate it more now, but...
Apollo 11 landed on the wrong moon.
Well, okay.
Apollo 11 didn't land it also.
That's the conspiracy they landed on the wrong moon.
In fact, it all never took off.
But yeah, I was thinking about...
Oh, that's a fucking great one.
I'll get into this too.
Dude, oxygen is poisonous, but it takes 80 years to kill us.
I mean, I feel like that's just scientifically proven.
It's not correct.
It is proven that oxygen causes free radicals, which over time
build up in your body and cause cancer.
Yeah, so oxygen itself can be poisonous, but it just takes 80 years for us to...
It's like a symbiotic like parasitic relationship type thing,
where we need it to survive, but also it's killing us at the same time.
That's a really fucking interesting thing, because what if that is actually true,
that it just takes 80 years to kill us?
I got a question for you.
If you had the option to be immortal, would you...?
No, absolutely not.
Never.
No.
I'm not even having a good time now, are you fucking kidding me?
That's actually a good thing to talk about, because if the ability to be immortal
was a thing, would you do it?
No, because you're not realizing how ridiculously long eternity is.
I mean, would you even want to be immortal, because then I'm a religious guy.
Isn't that what Christians believe?
Don't you believe that you're... don't they believe that there are things that exist forever?
We're not going to exist forever.
This is a test, pretty much.
Earth is a test of what we can do with free will.
I'm not in heaven.
Once we die, we get eternal salvation in heaven.
It doesn't necessarily mean eternal life, but it's eternal salvation.
I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.
It doesn't really go...
Don't you think you should probably know what that's supposed to mean?
It's such a concept that you can't even fucking understand it, because eternal salvation could
mean a whole bunch of things.
That's what the whole thing is.
It's like, okay, my theory on what I've read is that everybody has their own personal heaven
that we can all intermingle with each other, but we each have our own little zone that's
our own personal heaven.
My zone is taking a rip off this ball.
All right, buddy, whatever.
Yeah, but don't...
So are you sad that you're never going to see me in KC?
All right.
What if my paradise is this?
What if this is my paradise?
Don't you do that to me!
Don't you give me thinking that hard.
Do you think if you go to heaven, would you want to exist forever?
Yeah, because then you're in eternal salvation.
I think heaven is not necessarily an uncomfortable concept.
Once you get a board of that?
Well, that's what I'm saying.
Heaven, I mean, there's no saying that if it's even similar to this dimension, you could just
be in a dimension where time isn't a thing.
It could just be an eternal feeling of...
Just imagine going to fucking...
You go to heaven and you can go to a little peep concert every single fucking day of your life.
You could do... For the rest of eternity, if you wanted to, you could go to a little peep concert
and just hang out with little peep and shit.
Or you could fucking think of something and then it just shows up.
God's like, I got you right there.
Oh man, I'm sad I got to die before I got to play Grand Theft Auto VI or something.
And then God's like, boom, Grand Theft Auto VI right there for you, buddy.
You want seven and eight?
Yeah, like that type of shit.
I feel like heaven's like whatever you want it to be.
Like, heaven is whatever you think heaven is, I feel like.
But forever eternity is an uncernable amount of time and after a while you're going to get bored of living or existing.
There will reach a point where you've just done everything you could.
I bet you it wouldn't take you as long to do it.
I feel like I feel like because from what what's what's been sold, what's been told throughout like the religious thing is that you don't have any pain, any want anything, but you're always going to be comfortable in heaven.
Always. It doesn't matter.
You won't get bored in heaven because there's it's endless things to do and you'll always be content.
You'll always be happy.
There's no suffering.
There's no pain.
You can talk to whoever you want to.
You can do whatever it seemed like heaven is the like end all be.
All of the greatest.
So you're saying heaven is a delusion.
Is that is that what you're saying?
He's going to stab me with that knife.
Shut up.
Casey, it's just.
No, forever is a incomprehensible amount of time.
That's why I couldn't wrap my head ever wrap my head around religion because they're like, oh, we go to heaven forever.
Well, that sounds terrible.
It sounds.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
Hell's much clearly the worst option of like just being an eternal damnation, but neither of them are really that comforting when you really think about it.
Yeah, like what if you're like, what if you're suicidal and you're going to go to hell?
Yeah.
What if you just had like a super, super fucked up childhood and you never even learned about religion?
So you killed yourself.
How does that make you need to go to hell?
If you didn't even know like that's that's where I have flaws with religion is like I genuinely believe is there was a way.
This is actually talked about in the Bible, the people who are ignorant of the faith like they don't know like not ignorant like like they just don't even know about the faith.
Basically, big.
Basically in the Bible, it states that people who are ignorant of the faith but still live peaceful and in good lives, but don't know the tenets of religion, they will be judged upon the merit of their character.
Rather than their faith.
It's like me.
No, you're just an asshole.
You're just saying he just got damned to hell.
What if I'm a good person but I'm an atheist because you turned away from God.
The biggest sin is to.
So how does God feel about agnostics?
Did he come down and tell you agnostics are basically you are not confirming nor denying him.
But if you said deny me and I shall deny you type thing like if you deny the Lord, then he will be sad that he lost you.
But you made your own decision there.
But you ever hear the old saying that you're telling me that I would go to hell as a agnostic.
I don't know.
I'm not God.
I didn't make the rules.
Do you think that there's a middle option?
I mean, it seems like you got two extremes here.
You're so tired of being the only Christian in the room.
You get there.
There's purgatory where people who are neither.
It's a lot where where nonbelievers go is purgatory.
But in purgatory, there are a couple ways to get out.
There is the self realization where you have to go through a journey through purgatory and overcome all your adveris and sin and all that.
And then you can finally make your way up to heaven to someone can pray for you so you can get out of purgatory.
Kind of like a monopoly get out of jail free card type thing.
Or if you still deny God in that in that circumstance, you can just be damned to hell from there.
But I'm pretty sure if you go to fucking purgatory, you're like, oh, shit, God's real.
You're probably going to realize when you're in purgatory that something's not adding up.
You might need to start believing.
And you can go through your own self realization and acceptance of God.
I just always think of purgatory as like fucking the South Park thing where they're just all waiting on a plane.
Yeah.
Hold on, hold on.
I have to go to the bathroom.
That's it.
I'm giving up.
Sir, sir, please.
That's like the Milgram experiment where people just sit down because they're told to do so.
So what do you think purgatory actually is?
Do you think it's like a bunch of trials of some sort?
If you I think purgatory is kind of, I mean, there's the outside the biblical text of like Dante's Inferno,
Dante's purgatorio and Dante's Paradiso.
But I think that the concept of purgatory in Dante's purgatory is actually kind of interesting that you start off at the bottom of a mountain
and you have to go up this mountain of trials of overcoming your sins and overcoming your own self-advice.
And you can purify yourself by getting taller on the mountain.
And you can spend months, years, decades on one level of the mountain trying to get up.
And then once you finally reach the top to get self-accurization,
you'll finally be able to ascend to heaven with the Lord.
But you need to skip that if you believe in God.
I hate to say it, but you kind of like, in my current state, you just sound delusional.
You're the high one.
I know.
What? So you wanted to talk about Glitch's Matrix.
Oh yeah, I did. I forgot about that.
How does us living in the Matrix go inside with religion?
What if we're just saying like there's a lot of things I gotta think about?
What if we're part of God's programming?
God's plan.
We're all just parts of a computer software system.
But what if God is the programmer?
What if Bill Gates is the programmer?
What if Bill Gates is not real?
Bill Gates doesn't exist.
Alright, let's get back on track here.
I'm not going to go down that rabbit hole.
What if you don't exist? What if I don't exist?
What if we're all figments of your imagination?
Exactly. What if it's just you are?
Tell us about some of your Glitch's Matrix.
That's actually one of the things that threw me into an existential crisis for like three months when I was going into college.
I got too high and I got into this state where I was unsure.
I started questioning the reality I was in, I guess.
I felt like I was the only soul that was here and the rest was like a simulation or something.
It was so hard to act like I had good close bonds with humans.
Because I was just like, what if this is all just a construct and I'm the only one here?
It was really hard to dig myself out of that mindset.
Because it was extremely depressing three months.
But it's weird though.
An existential crisis can happen where you just sort of get thinking.
You're like, that's fucking things on here.
So tell us about some Glitch's in the Matrix.
I have a couple of Glitch's in the Matrix stories if you guys want to hear them.
Go ahead.
I was driving, I was going someplace, I think it was Silver Bay actually because I was going there to work out or something.
But it's like an hour and a half away.
Would you say it's like an hour and a half away?
Yeah.
So I was driving and it was like daytime.
It was like six o'clock.
And it was one of those things where I was just driving down the road and I kind of like blinked and I was at the destination.
I was like there.
I didn't drive or anything and it was two hours later.
And I wasn't tired.
I was just driving normally.
I blinked and I was at my destination and I'm like, how the fuck did I get here type thing?
I was on the north way and then I blinked and I was at my destination.
Have you ever heard about the fucking plane that did something like that?
Yeah.
They took off and like, I can't even fucking remember, but it was like a long ass flight.
And they did it like in a quarter of the time that's meant to be like physically possible and just got lost on radar and pretty much just traversed like 3,000 miles.
And then just landed.
And they hit a thunderstorm actually.
Yeah, yeah, it was like this weird fucking thunderstorm.
They said that they had this fucking bizarre ass experience.
And like the like the like the like a fucking wormhole just opened up and the clouds they said when they went through the thunderstorm, the clouds were purple.
Yeah.
Dude.
And then they just landed like that's on record that it happened like the air traffic communications of them leaving and then just landing.
But like like things like that are fucking like insane.
Like I wish I fucking knew the names of these people because I was way more of a conspiracy theorist in high school because like you're like sitting there and like I guarantee you everybody who's driven long enough has had an experience like that where you blink and you're at your destination.
I don't think I've definitely zoned out a lot.
I remember one time when I was on LBT at our old employer and I was going.
I've already name dropped them since they started.
But I was I was already there and I was driving and like I closed my eyes for one second and I was at the destination and like I was like, okay, but get the crazy part was no time passed.
And like fucking I was with a Jewish I was with a Hasidic Jew that day and he was like what the fuck just happened.
I'm like, how did we get here in this time?
And he goes, that shouldn't happen.
Like we were like freaking out like we were both this like and like when we called like dispatch and like I forgot who it was.
He goes, no, you guys you guys traveled that far.
I'm like, how?
And like, like even like I forgot who it wasn't you're saying that you went in a time warp.
Yeah, while in an ambulance.
I just want to make sure you're the honest and the ambulance.
But like it was like and like we were like it was documented that we we fucking got there at that point and we left at this point and it was a significant amount of time that just got skipped and we just located there and like I like they're like
and it says like I'm like the thing like you you guys can see like your whole like track.
Can't you like the whole like thing?
Yeah, like they said it was you guys at the whole track and I'm like there's no fucking way like there was two hours left on this and they're like yeah and I'm like whatever.
I went through a fucking wormhole. I had something that happened when I was a kid just one time, but I got like a lot of premonitions and stuff like that. Okay, I've had like premonitions where you know like you think something's going to happen.
It could just be something little, but then it does.
So one day I was watching TV when I was a kid and I was watching everybody loves Raymond and I was really in fifth grade and my basketball coach called and he's like hey tell your dad practice is canceled today.
So I'm like okay and I go sit down and the same the same thing is playing on the TV like the same scene that was playing before he called.
And so I'm like it was actually really weird because you couldn't like rewind the TVs back in the in those days.
So I'm like this is weird because the same thing is playing the same the same lines and then the phone rings and I pick it up and it's my basketball coach.
So I was like tell your dad practice cancer today. I'm like okay. I started freaking out to my mom was out of glitch in the matrix. That's fucking wild.
I caught something like that in video when I was a kid like you know when you're a kid you had like the whole old like video cameras and stuff.
It was weird. It was Christmas day. I want to see this tape by the way. I'll find it but like I was Christmas day expected by the next podcast.
I'll look for it. It was like Christmas day like two thousand three and it was Casper the friendly ghost was playing on the TV or something.
And like I was like panning through like the thing like you know like the kid camera thing like where you're like waddling around with it and like doing stuff.
And then I pan to the TV and I recorded the TV and it was like the specific scene and then I went back to doing what I was doing and I went back to the TV and I could record the TV and it was the same exact scene that was playing over again.
And like this was like back like when you like when we were kids where you couldn't just rewind it like that before like all that stuff happened.
So I'm like like when I watch as an adult like hold on a second like and I rewinded the thing and I fast forward it back to the part.
I'm like that's the same scene. Like it was weird.
What do you mean like there was just a delay in between the two TVs.
No it was the same TV because like I went in because like my dad brought the video camera because it was Christmas like for that.
So I was recording the TV because I was being a fucking kid like being like oh look there's a gasp and a ghost whatever and I waddled around and I come back and like I'm filming my dad while he's sleeping and shit just fucking like zooming in and back back on his face out.
And I waddled out to the kitchen. My mom yells at me for using the camera and I'm like whatever so I ruddled back into the into the room and I film the same TV and it's the same scene going on again.
And I'm like that's fucking weird and it wasn't like on video like it was like a special that was going on.
And I'm like that's fucking weird.
Maybe the tape skipped.
It wasn't a tape. It was like no I'm saying like maybe like the tape at wherever they're fucking broadcasting this shit from.
Maybe I'm just saying it was just a weird like thing.
Oh you're right there.
My back.
Let me look up some more of this.
Some more of this bullshit.
You want another gummy there chief.
No.
Never.
Those things are literally fucking Satan.
You want to get a little taste of hell just eat like four of those and see where it takes you.
I'm sure you'd be fine.
You just have a way higher tolerance than me.
I can't fucking.
Oh this is one I actually know know about.
Go ahead chief.
UFO witnesses suicides and quotation marks.
It's a shit ton of UFO like witness people that all end up committing Minecraft exit game.
Control all the way.
Like I would on the round the room temperature challenge.
But like there's a whole bunch of people who witnessed UFOs that all magically quotation marks Minecraft exit game.
It's just like Jeff Rapp's thing.
But like like maybe the government doesn't want that shit getting out and they just fucking.
Yeah.
Well you can't say the area 51 exists and there's not aliens.
Area 51 is not aliens.
It's just like an aircraft testing aircraft testing thing and like they had like specialized like different planes that they were testing out there and that that's to be that's be real if you were the government and you were testing out secret planes in the middle of the desert and some fucking crack head or
meth head in the fucking like trailer parks like that's them they're UFO aliens would you be like yeah yeah that is like I want to be like no we're testing secret planes.
I think yeah yeah yeah that's that's definitely aliens absolutely aliens exist aliens exist blank 180 team off there's something in the back man.
Maybe it's the creatures from above stories as if these dreams were boring.
We all know conspiracies are dumb.
Music industry is run by AI that that actually could be something because you know how all pop music now sounds pretty much the fucking same as the same three chords over and over again in different things.
Maybe it's ran by fucking AI.
Yeah I feel like we've reached the cost of where music just starts sounding shitty.
It's all been done.
That's why I think they're going back to like different genres that haven't really been touched upon in years like fucking emo revival.
Hell yeah.
Emo revival of 2020.
Bring back disco.
Dude disco is already on the way back that's some Chad shit that's like some giga Chad shit fucking being like.
This is like a fucking disco right now.
I kind of want disco to stay dead now.
No fucking disco is great.
The ocean at night dude you guys ever hear about that story.
The ocean at night.
I think you may have told me about it but go ahead.
I think I'm having a premonition right now.
He told us about our last podcast about well not the last episode but our last podcast ambience sessions about how he was afraid of large bodies of water at night.
So am I but this is something different like it sounds like the ocean at night just sounds like an overall theme but it's actually about one singular incident.
So there was a battleship from the United States military that was in the Pacific Ocean I believe and they were out in the middle of nowhere like the Pacific Ocean and they sent out a distress call saying that there was lights coming from underneath the ocean like like spotlights coming out from underneath the ocean.
So they decided.
So the lights from the bottom of the ocean and they're all changing colors and like doing all this crazy shit.
So they called in and then the government said to get the fuck away from that and then every single military that was in that area of the ocean all went to there.
Every single one of them and everything else is blacklisted like there is it's all black ink after that.
They just said that's that's the beginning of the story.
Nobody knows the end of it because every single part afterwards is covered in black ink.
So what the fuck happened there if they want to cover it up that bad.
The wait so you're saying that there was spotlights from underneath they were told to to get out of there and then specialized ships from underneath the ocean.
But everybody went towards the spotlights and just disappeared.
They didn't disappear.
There was three ships that went missing afterwards but there was like I think like 10 or 15 ships that went to go check it out and three ships went missing and everything else is is covered in black ink.
Everything else like there is nothing else on that and it's called the ocean at night incident.
They're fighting aliens.
I mean why would they go to check it out.
They're just disobeying orders.
No no no they told they told that one ship to to to go away and they sent like the more like specialized ships into that zone.
Oh OK.
And then everything else is covered in black ink.
There's no reports on that that aren't covered in black ink.
Fantastic.
I think this is a proof of aliens.
So there's a demon apparently that lives under the ocean to be like fucking Cloverfield just big ass fucking fucker hanging out in the ocean ready to come out any day and murder us.
So in the books of Solomon was that me or you.
So in the books of Solomon they had in the books of Solomon Solomon had a ring given to him by God and through the power of God to the ring he was able to summon any demon.
And ask them any questions and it would refuse to let the demons die like like they wouldn't be able to lie to him.
So he talked to countless demons and wrote down their names their weaknesses all this shit the angels that torture them because every single demon has an angel that tortures them.
The only there's there are three demons that like in the higher echelon that St. Michael can torture.
And then there's one above St. Michael that only there's two above St. Michael that only Jesus himself can banish.
One is Lucifer.
Two is this demon that's apparently under the ocean.
So he called this demons name out from under the actually the demon didn't have a name but he did have a summoning thing.
So he summoned this demon and it didn't show up and everybody's like what the fuck like this is like kind of what Solomon does.
And then he goes OK I command you to come out and then they were outside and out of the ocean.
They see a giant giant giant being the size like three skyscrapers come out of the ocean and go over to him.
And he's just like if you call me again I will destroy this entire planet.
And he goes oh and he goes I command you to tell me your name and he goes no.
And that's like with the ring that God gave him and he goes wait you're claiming that the demon is a demon.
Wait you're claiming that this actually happened.
This is in the book Solomon.
Yeah Solomon Solomon doesn't sound like he was mentally all there.
I don't think this happened.
It's effective disorder.
That's not even like cheating on you about religion.
That sounds like delusional ramblings to me.
But hundreds of people saw it hundreds.
Are we really going to. I mean the guy could have just said that everybody else around and believed it.
And then we found this book a hundred years later and.
So apparently this demon was like don't talk to me.
Don't ever summon me again or I'm going to destroy this world.
And he goes I just want to be left alone at the bottom of the ocean.
So and then he went back to the bottom of the ocean.
He goes I just want to be left alone.
I'm not going to try to fight humanity.
I don't want to fight the angels.
I just want to be left the fuck alone.
We should have a segment called Tyler reads the Bible.
You just quote a Bible Bible verse every week.
I can do that Reverend Tyler.
We do that.
Reverend Tyler Lee.
We just rip into you about it.
Reverend Reverend Swanson.
Good girl.
That's a good Philly.
That's a good boy.
How's my boy doing?
Good girl.
All right.
Looks like we lost Ali Mac officially.
No.
No you haven't.
Let's see.
JFK killed himself.
That's a wild fucking statement.
Far down on the iceberg are we now.
That's like all the way at the bottom.
We're in the abyss for these theories.
Okay.
The conspiracy is that Jeffrey Epstein actually killed himself.
Meth immortality.
What the fuck?
You said the conspiracy theories such as Jeffrey Epstein
actually not killing himself.
No.
Is that he actually killed himself?
Yes.
Trees are mammals.
The solar plexus clown glider.
I actually know that.
I think that is kind of insane though if we talk about Epstein
for a little bit.
Like how we how I feel like most people believe that he did not
commit suicide but because there's nothing that we can really do
about it we just move on.
We're like yeah whatever.
Yeah.
But like you know that motherfucker had.
He had a story to tell and he never got that shot.
He was a 6'9".
He was killed by demons.
Dude that's actually a story right there.
Jeffrey Epstein killed by demons.
Yeah.
Because apparently the feed cut the guards were asleep or away
and he just magically killed himself.
What if it was demons?
What if the demons cut the feed, killed them and then when they came back
they just found him hanging.
It was actually demons.
The social elite actually killed him.
The elite the 1%
Yes.
The ones who are trying to hide.
The ones who are trying to hide from everything that he was going to say.
So they just traxed his sclounced.
Mawfucka got traxed.
So solar plexus clown glider.
Okay so I'll show you a picture of the solar plexus clown glider
and then I'll tell you what it is.
Yeah this is going to be a tough one to hook me on I think.
I feel like this is just bullshit already.
Probably.
There we go.
Solar plexus clown glider.
What you got?
So here's a picture of the solar plexus clown glider.
Yeah go ahead.
Solar plexus clown glider.
Okay can I get a story to go along with this?
Sure you can.
Because I'm already going bullshit on this one.
So the solar plexus clown glider is an image that has been floating around the internet
since the dark ages of the internet like early 2000s like 1990s.
And the solar plexus clown glider is an image that is cursed.
And if you see the image you will never be truly rid of the solar plexus clown glider.
It'll follow you.
You'll see it in different places.
You'll see it in your dreams.
Why'd you show it to us?
Because I wanted to prove a point and I knew if I set it beforehand neither of you would look at it.
Yeah I'm calling bullshit on this one.
I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
I can say that I happily looked at that picture and will feel no fear over it.
I'm going to read it on Monsterpedia.
So when did you see this?
This image Tyler.
I saw this probably like two years ago.
And have you seen the solar plexus clown glider?
What the fuck is that name?
It sounds ridiculous.
That should be the title of this episode.
Solar plexus clown glider.
So I will read the Monsterpedia page.
Why the fuck are we back on Monsterpedia?
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According to Hindu culture, the solar plexus harbors both positive and lower negative motions.
This chakra, one of the seven main ones, is also the center of perseverance and desire to win.
As well as anger, irritation, hate, envy, greed, destructiveness, violence, cruelty, resentment, worry, anxiety, fear, selfishness, and aggressive.
The idea of a demonic force which literally feed off these negative emotions is widespread throughout the world in a variety of contexts outside of the chakra cleansing.
I don't know, never heard about it.
I don't know how widely spread it is.
While this context of this phrase was first used in the New Age circles of the 1980s, no trace of the phrase can be found prior to the 1990s male art movement.
It is speculated that the phrase was engineered by a CIA experiment in mind control, MKUltra in quotation marks.
As those who repeated them often started feeling an unseen presence or encroaching cold, similar experiments were part of MKUltra.
Known suspects victims include Dead Rabbit Radio podcast host Jason Carpenter, who saw what he described as a giant cobra rise and slither down the aisles of a courtroom after the experience, which was tinged with anxiety already.
Carpenter described his mood and quality of life taking a serious decline.
So this is just from seeing the picture.
Yeah, it was often, it was only after the researching the topic of solar plexus clown gliders that he suspected this experience was related.
He considers solar plexus clown gliders to be a magnetic parasite that only exists to spread human suffering.
Manifestation, the most per the as per the most well known image and name solar plexus clown glider has been occasionally physically manifested as a demonic jester figure, but in the form is ultimately fluid capable of infiltrating any and deforming any visual surface once it has enough power over its victim.
The body is more often said to resemble oozing forms of slugs or snakes. It can also appear made of a substance outside of normal laws of three dimensions similar to black stick men.
We'll look at black stick men after this.
I'm going to make this picture the episode art.
So everybody who sees it.
That is fantastic.
However, we just set off an extinction level event by doing this because everybody wants to see why everyone's killing themselves.
However, attributing any specific podcast, we're going to be at the bottom of the fucking iceberg.
After 20 people watched this, they learned of the solar plexus clown glider and died attributing any specific forms.
This entity is meaningless as it is ultimately not able to be contracted like, you know, like consumed due to its hallucinary, hallucinary context, but rumored effects of this phrase engineered to trigger mental distortion.
Alternatively, there is supposed to be a set of black and white images, one of now which is in circulation, the image that we have there, which was achieved the same effects of madness.
Other tellings implicate special frequencies associated with solar plexus clown gliders.
It has been suggested that solar plexus clown gliders is an example of an internet legend boosted after atrogen virus code of the same name.
Quick recognition.
It was an early jump scare prank only to exceptionally cruel people who would wait indefinitely to suddenly splash scary face on screen at random times,
terrifying users oblivious to that their home PC was infected.
It's been suggested that urban legends surrounded solar plexus clown gliders or SPCG were spreaded in the wake of the virus.
Even the fucking abbreviation is hard to say.
SPCG's base.
Kind of looks like the picture that I used to put on the desktop at Central.
A little bit, yeah.
In theories, it is an interdimensional demon which activates the solar plexus region of the brain, the original meaning of the term by new age practicers, notably chakra healers and transcendental meditation advocates of the early 80s and 90s.
American film director David Lynch who explored the occult circuit at many times in his career would go on to write extensively about similar entity or psychotic illnesses.
He would also say that the suffocating rubber clown suit of negativity and describe it in legends, military scientific or underground projects create or minemic brain deteriorating weapon was also known as solar plexus clown gliders.
Okay, so number one again, I'm going to call bullshit on this, but just for the sake of my own humor, are you actually going to try to tell me that you've seen this thing the past two years after seeing that image?
No, no. I'm just saying it's an interesting concept. So a notable account.
I mean it would be fucking terrifying if it was real.
It just shows up in like your walls and shit when you're at your house. That'd be fucking scary.
I mean that probably would drive someone to off themselves after seeing that long enough.
So a notable account. So when I was in college I had an assignment. I had to sit in a courthouse and watch a trial take place and take notes.
I'm sitting in the back because I'm too cool to sit in the front. Sitting in one of these orange plastic chairs, I had my arm up on the chair and I saw something out of the corner of my eye, my right eye specifically.
I'm alone in the back row, just me sitting in the aisles and I saw and I'm sitting there and I remember turning to look and the chair maybe two or three chairs down there was a three foot long cobra.
It was coiled at the bottom and its head was about the height of me. It made this super weird movement almost like it was hyper animated.
That I don't think a snake can move like in real life. Now obviously there's no real cobra sitting there. I just looked over and saw it was such a weird thing at the time and I thought I was really tired and it was early in the morning.
And I was so absorbed with it. I see something in the corner of my eye and my brain can construct something for me to see.
Now there's another weird thing. It disappeared. It didn't just disappear. It simply ceased to be there. It was really weird. It was really weird at the time. It just simply stopped being there.
So let's go other things in Monsterpedia. Let's go to Black Stick figures.
Casey, do you think that this being is chasing you right now?
I believe I just saw behind you.
Stop showing me the picture.
Dude, if we were just sitting there and then the fucking thing just came out of the wall and it looked like that, I'd be like we should stop talking about this.
I'd be like, well, it's got power over us now, boys. Hey, about assisted suicide.
Three local podcast hosts found in their homes.
Murdered by Solar Blacks.
Black Stick, dude, that would make our podcast blow the fuck up postmortem.
Well, all our listeners are fucked.
Exactly. It's literally the picture where the fuck.
So many people are going to have to die for this episode to even become a conspiracy before somebody figures out what the fuck is going on.
Black Stick men are a species of strange humanoid beings rarely seen by humans.
They're often described as being similar to typical cartoon stick men, making some of them the strangest beings ever encountered.
Appearance, black stick men are often described as being exactly identical to the typical cartoon stick man, tall, thin and black in color.
They are said to move in odd galloping motions.
They are some even said to float above the ground.
Supposedly they are two dimensional creatures, meaning that they are exactly the same regarding of what angle they are viewed from.
The enamorous stick men have been seen in the UK and Eastern Europe.
Possible explanations.
A hoax.
Option number A for this one.
Option B, an interdimensional time traveler and a third option is a grim reaper of sorts.
Notable encounters.
In 1982, when I was a student nurse at Wollery Hospital, Brennix and Essex, England, I encountered a stick person in the grounds of the hospital as I was walking home one night.
It lopped across the roadway, having been seemingly pressed up against the wall.
It started when it saw me, it raised my arms in a fright and quickly walked off into the undergrowth.
It was very tall, very thin with extremely long arms and legs and it had a very small oval head.
Totally black, no obvious clothing and I saw no face, though it emerged very near the street lamp so it was well illuminated.
I was terrified to this day and no one believes me.
Yeah, I see why.
Stick men are said to be two dimensional.
Occasionally, stick men are scene wearing top hats.
Okay, now this is starting into comedy.
We're talking about the hat man.
Let's see some related things.
Solar plexus clown gliders, the operators, glitches in reality, the third man, the sand down clown.
Let's do the sand down clown.
Let's hear about this one.
Angel hair, jubbery, bottomless pits.
Oh, bottomless pits could be interesting.
Let's hear about them.
Bottomless pits.
This is Sparta, is this what we're talking about?
Watch the three of them.
Type phenomenon.
Bottomless pits are as the name...
Hokes.
Bottomless pits as the name suggests are pits in the ground that are incredibly deep and appear to be bottomless.
Legends of bottomless pits occur internationally.
Frequently, legends of bottomless pits describe a strange phenomenon associated with the pits such as strange noises or creatures emerging.
Okay.
The deepest vertical point attained by a human endeavor on land was, while Challenger Deep is at 36,000 feet below sea level, is the deepest point known below sea level.
From a physics perspective, a truly bottomless pit connecting two antipodes on terra firma would propel anyone who entered the end to the other side of the earth in an infinite loop, causing them to be crushed by both sides at the bottomless hole.
What?
In folklore, there are many examples of these similar phenomenon such as the stairway to hell or endless elevators.
Endless elevators is such an interesting concept.
I will talk about that now.
Okay.
Give me a second.
I gotta wiggle my ears a little bit.
I gotta stretch out my face there first.
There we go.
Sure you're good now?
Yeah.
So I play this clown glider, got me.
See it over there?
He's just...
Hey!
Hey you and Tyler!
Nice podcast guys!
He's like, thanks for that buddy!
He just comes in and he just sits down.
Hey can you start recording real please?
Can you set up my mic?
My mic is... check, check.
Check, check, check, check.
Hello I'm the solar plexus clown glider.
So you guys are going to see me for the rest of your lives.
I have power over you now.
Alright so you're an analyst elevator.
So there is a phenomenon of people who are urban explorers,
which I was one of for a little bit.
When you went to like abandoned factories or an abandoned place
to a... basically an abandoned building that was like either like a factory
or like a building of like significant height that had elevators.
If you went to the elevators there is a very minute chance that you could look down the elevator shaft
because normally the elevator shafts are open at that point.
You can look down and it's just an endless pit.
It just keeps going down and you don't know where it stops
and you can throw like a rock down and you'll never hit it hit the ground.
The endless elevators is a conspiracy theory that either it's a hole to hell
or be it is a very deep hole that is connected to other endless elevators quote unquote
that if you go down it you can traverse through and you can appear on other points of earth
and it's basically like a wormhole of sorts that you can travel through these endless elevators.
And I just got a call bullshit on this.
You're telling me that it wouldn't just be like,
yo guys want to go to China instantly just jump down here.
No, but the endless elevator phenomenon, it's like one of those things where you can go to the same place
like 80 times and you'll only see the endless elevator once.
Like you go back and it's like back to normal.
Like it's like one of those things. It's like a transient type thing.
Aha. So the endless elevators are just changing them.
Yeah, they I mean in order for anyone to confirm this, they would just have to have their gear on them.
Yeah.
Expecting to see an endless elevator to just jump in it and then just pop out in another door.
Yeah. So there are these people walking into these places without climbing gear on them.
So it's reverse through the endless elevators.
So there is a story of the Russian mining hole.
It was the deepest mining hole ever created by man and they actually stopped because the hole was getting hot.
But then at the bottom of the hole, they put like a oil drill like one of like the super oil drills that like digs the super far super super deep down.
And they did that and it stopped. It didn't stop.
It like went through and then it just dropped like the drill like went through and it just dropped and they don't know where the fuck it went.
So they sent down microphones and like stuff and the farther down they went, it got hotter and they could actually start hearing like voices or screaming or something like that.
And they said that maybe that they dug the hell almost.
Possible explanations.
Hoax.
The inner core of Earth is molten.
It is.
But what if the inner core of Earth.
Yeah, Moe and Nickel in my name.
They've gone.
What if the inner core of Earth actually has the molten thing, but then if you go down deeper into it, it's actually hell.
So you're saying hell is inside of Earth.
Maybe. Maybe there's a hollow Earth.
Can we get in the hollow Earth?
Hollow Earth theory.
No.
There's some crazy fucking hollow Earth theories.
Yeah, we fucking go.
Let me wiggle my ears again.
Yeah, you're doing more than just wiggling your ears, Chief.
All right.
So, hollow Earth.
What do you think of it?
The whole shit.
Just not true.
What do you think of it?
Like Earth is hollow and there's like alien people living inside.
No, there's more than alien people living inside.
There's hell inside the Earth?
No.
What's inside the hollow Earth?
So.
According to another dimension.
There is a gartha, apparently.
I don't believe it, but I think it's a funny thing to talk about.
Hitler was very interested in a gartha.
And a gartha is what they thought that the center of the Earth, like with like the land mass and stuff was, called.
But in a gartha that Hitler was trying to escape to.
If you dug deep enough down into the Earth, you could hit the gravity inversion.
And fall downwards into the Earth and then land on your feet.
And in the gartha is where the Nephilim, the sons of angels and man and woman would be roaming the center of the Earth.
And Hitler was trying to find that.
And there's also dinosaurs in the center of the Earth.
So if that theory is correct, then Hitler took over the dinosaurs and half angel, half people.
So inside the middle of the Earth, there are Nazi dinosaurs.
I think hollow Earths could be true.
I think there's a layer protecting us from whatever inside.
Nazi dinosaurs.
I think you might have lost me with this one.
You just go down and you actually find that there's a center of Earth and you go down.
And also you want to know what else Adolf Hitler was.
He was delusional.
He was also on crack.
It sounds more plausible than the moon landing.
Okay.
I'm just going to come out and say, I do believe in the moon landing.
I think it was a absolutely right thing.
I think it was a very well executed hoax.
I think that that's just not true.
I do.
I just say that's a piss Tyler off, but Michigan Blue Hill.
That's an interesting concept.
You guys are here.
You definitely did get him pissed off though.
Yes.
You guys ever hear of Michigan Blue Hill?
Go ahead.
No.
So we've all played Grand Theft Auto and like video games and stuff, right?
Yes.
So you know when you do like a glitch and you fall through the world and you just see like
blue everywhere and you can kind of see like the underside of like the like the terrain
and stuff.
Oh yeah.
Like you, you've had those glitches before.
So there's a theory.
I've had most of those glitches and called duty black ops cold.
Yes.
Shout out tree.
So there's a theory that underneath Lake Michigan, there's a blue hell that if you know clip
out of reality, you can fall into and like you just keep falling in this blue hell.
But the actual story comes from the Native American tribe banished a serpent to underneath
Lake Michigan into a void that's underneath the lake and that if you fall in a certain
way near Lake Michigan, you can fall into Michigan blue hell and you'll just keep falling like
in the fucking glitch of a video game and then eventually you'll just pop up back on
earth somewhere and it's like kind of like, you know how like when you fall through like
the floor and like a video game, you just pop back up in like a place because like the
game realizes that it fucked up.
There's a theory that in Michigan, if you know clip in like a certain way, you can fall
through the ground and then end up in something like that and then pop back up like it's almost
like a reality glitch type thing.
I think that that that is plausible.
I think those like scientifically plausible.
I know you're trying to get a rise out of me.
Because that is the most ludicrous bullshit I've heard in my entire life.
It just doesn't happen.
Bro, if life were a simulation and we were all our consciousness was just computer programs.
We wouldn't know it.
Would we?
Well, that goes into a an old podcast.
Oh, camera heads.
You guys do robots have souls.
That is a question.
Do they have souls?
Are they sent in?
Are they fucking sent in?
You don't know.
Well, I mean, extended episodes.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Do you think robots would know if they were sent in?
I'm going to talk about camera heads when I come back, but I really got to take another
piece.
I think we should do another minor intermission here.
Okay.
Because I also need to take a piss.
You got the same time?
Yeah, I'm going to cross streams.
Oh, good.
That does not need to be part of it.
Alright, we're back.
Oh, hello, my solar plexus clown gliders.
Welcome back.
This is the Untitled Project.
And I am the solar plexus clown glider.
Okay.
What else we got?
Operators.
That's an interesting one.
Try me.
Operators also known as hook operators are physically indistinguishable from there down.
That's down.
That's the one underneath us.
Hook operators are humanoid entities that are physically indistinguishable from normal
humans, but have psychic capabilities, which they use to control the majority of other
humans who are physically inert, psychologically inert.
While operators outwardly behave as normal human beings, their psychotic correspondence
reveal an entirely separate culture and socially fixed on extracting pain and suffering from
non psychic humans whose lives they control, who they often refer to as things.
These entities, which described at length in operators and things at 1957 book by Barbara
O'Brien, which describes her biological experiences of a schizophrenic breakdown, as such as they
are generally viewed as being symbolic manifestations rather than real beings.
This was the view of O'Brien herself.
Many reviewers have commented on the symbolic dimension of O'Brien's hallucinations world
order and the real oppressive experiences of her work of her worst life as an unwed woman
in a cutthroat, civil risk industry in the 1950s.
O'Brien's invented a world of operators of things invokes literary precursors like Kafka
and Burgos.
Her story offers a side long glance into the cold alienated underbelly of office life
during America's golden age of post war stability and comfort.
This works initial republication, the idea of separate human beings, separate human species
living in plain sight and convertly dominating the bulk of humanity has entered into paranormal
and conspiracal rhetoric.
Similar beings to the hallucinic.
All right, there, monster, I got a segment I want to do here.
Solar plexus clown.
All right, the segment is one that being danded on our last podcast we had together.
It's called would you rather I'm going to ask you a couple options.
Okay, discuss.
I'm ready.
I would rather not do that.
Yeah, I'd rather have a child made of P or AP made of child.
The fuck does that even mean?
Explain please.
No, I get what he's getting at.
So I think I'd have to say P of child, but like, I mean, if you just make a piss baby,
you don't want to piss baby.
Nobody wants to piss baby.
So you might as well just piss out.
This children.
I mean you do.
If you have sperm in your yeah, yeah, that's why I don't see it as any different than that.
I'm actually probably murdering murdering less things.
If I'm pissing, okay, here's one.
Would you rather fuck the top half of Emma Watson with the bottom part of Hulk Hogan
or the top half of Hulk Hogan with the bottom half of Emma Watson?
I would like to fuck a pussy.
So and I think Hulk Hogan is a radical dude.
So I would fuck the pussy.
You're Hulk Hogan.
I was going to say I feel like if you know that that bottom half is down there, you're
not really going to be able to like to that out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one didn't.
But if you're if you're dixon of vagina, then you just might be able to close your
eyes and make it work.
But that he is being like, yeah, brother, that's a great pussy.
I got there brother.
Okay, shit.
No, that's a loaded question.
I didn't even think about the talking.
He's going to be like, hell yeah, brother, hit my pussy.
You own this pussy brother.
Oh my God.
This one is fucking hilarious.
Would you rather poop every time you orgasm or have a five percent chance that you will
say the n word in every conversation that you have?
I feel like that's how it is.
I'm sorry.
What was the options again?
Would you rather poop every time you orgasm or have a five percent chance that you will
say the n word in every conversation?
I'll take the n word.
Fuck.
I'm going to have to find new friends and I'm going to do the n word.
A lot of people are going to have to get really cool about.
No, you could you could just say you have Tourette's.
You could that.
You could say you have Tourette's if you poop when you orgasm.
Yeah, I have Tourette's.
Because that's literally what Tourette's is pretty much, isn't it?
Like you have like the.
You're damned if you do damned if you don't in all of these.
So I just say I'd say I have like, you know, I just I'd say I have Tourette's.
Yeah.
And word.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
Honestly, it would probably make for some pretty funny shenanigans too.
Yeah.
And then you got a second enjoyment shot.
Yeah, you'd need to not be in you could not be in a professional field ever again.
You would have to work at a McDonald's and even then they're like, I can't fucking stand
that guy.
He just drops in bombs like it's no big deal.
You just go down south and they'd be like, that's my boy.
I like that guy.
I always was fine to Williams.
Would you rather be forced to say my lady every time you address a woman or yell, I'm
an atheist as loud as possible every time someone says God bless you.
I would say the lady.
That's disrespectful.
You'd be like, hello, my lady.
Well, this option to.
Or yell, I'm an atheist as loud as possible every time someone says God bless you.
That just sounds like a dick thing.
I mean, that just sounds hysterical.
Let's go full Karen on someone.
I'm an atheist.
Fuck.
I'm not bullshit.
Would you rather add 50 years to your lifespan and become a ghost upon death or reduce your
lifespan and be reincarnated continuously dude be a ghost man or do his lifespan be
reincarnated.
I feel like that's the way to go.
I go ghost now because you want to have different experiences and you don't want to like stay
in the same.
Yeah, ghost travel.
Yeah, but you don't want to say a ghost forever.
Again, then you're facing eternity again and that eternity is not going to be fun.
What happens after the nukes fall and everyone's dead and then ghost.
What if it isn't?
What if it's just you and never said there goes is there.
What if it is just you though?
What if I can have go sex with a sexy ghost got girls?
Well then I will have been very upset in the decision that I made.
What if I'm in the go and the afterlife and I'm fucking sexy Victorian age like goth girls
in ghost form.
I think ghosts can have sex.
That's a loaded question.
I'm sure they can.
I don't think they feel anything.
I mean it's always like till death do you part so death did us part.
I can fuck as many goth girls as I want.
OK.
I like one of these.
Would you rather continue browsing Reddit or do work and improve your life?
I hate Reddit.
Rather would you rather see God there?
What else would you rather scream extremely loudly?
Why Luigi number one every time you have an orgasm or having orgasm with each time you
see why Luigi?
Dude if I had every time that I just went like I was just like fucking and it's like
what are we?
He's number one.
I feel like that's hilarious.
And if a girl can't have me at that they don't deserve me.
Do you talk like while we do the whole time being like oh look at that resticles.
I don't know that.
What a Luigi number one.
I don't.
Yeah.
If you have two dicks would you rather have them side by side or on top of one another?
On top of one another.
Yeah you could do two at the same time.
Yeah but you could do that just laying down.
No fuck that.
On the side.
That's lame.
Do you come with both or is one like a nerd?
This is not information that he's been given.
He's reading it and telling us what it says.
There's not a rule book for these.
Fuck.
There should be.
You can't ask loaded questions like this and just leave things up to interpretation.
What else you got?
You find yourself halfway inside your mother and your father halfway inside of you would
you rather push back or thrust forward?
I'd guess I'd thrust forward.
I'm sorry.
Say that one more time.
Please don't make me say that again.
I'm gonna make you say that again.
You find yourself halfway inside your mother and your father halfway inside of you would
you rather push back or thrust forward?
Alex's mom's a milf so I go forward.
I'm not answering that.
I don't.
You don't move I guess.
There's not really a good I would just start screaming both of you get the fuck away from
me and then never speak to them.
Either.
Probably for the rest of my life.
Oh my god.
Would you rather get a throbbing erection every time you see a child or have to scream
the n word every time you hear the word Obama?
Oh absolutely.
Absolutely Obama.
For sure.
That doesn't come up as much anymore.
Yeah.
But when it does.
By golly.
Just be prepared to lose any friends that happen to be in that room.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Would you take a billion dollars if one random human died?
No.
He's lucky.
No I would not.
I would not.
What if it's random people die every day.
Buddy I don't think that's very good Christian of you.
I never said I was perfect.
I think you're going to hell.
No.
Fuck off.
No.
I would not take the money.
I can invest that money.
Make more money and give a million to the family.
I could pay for their funeral expenses.
Well I mean random people die every day.
So I'm not really hurting the average by one.
You know.
What if it's like some like 90 year old woman.
Yeah but just imagine it's some guy who like had a bad childhood and he just got his life
together and then you just wipe him out of existence because you're just like I'm never
going to meet him.
Well more than him.
No you won't.
You won't know who the fuck it is.
Exactly with my billion dollars.
That's horrendous.
You two are both horrendous people.
I can't even believe you have a lot of it.
How many people how many people in the United States die every day because of like disease
homelessness poverty.
Elon Musk could cure that.
No we couldn't.
If he could you're high.
Yes but I was right.
I don't think that that's true.
Next question.
Would you rather suffer all of you would you rather suffer all of your life's pain in
one excruciating pain filled second and live the rest of life painless or live a normal
life.
No fuck that I will take the pain and anguish all at one moment and then I'll be like I'm
going to have a great rest of my life.
I don't really think that pain is like mental pain or is it like physical pain.
Let's say it's mental pain.
I would take that like it's a moment of it.
It's like okay if it was mental health I absolutely would.
If it was just like one second yeah I'll take the pain in one second.
But that's only for emotional if it's physical I mean you kind of want pain there like there's
the people that have that disorder that don't feel pain and they just like no as children
they just itch their faces and just gouge the fuck out of them because they don't and
like you just look terrible and that's just something that all the kids that have this
thing do they just like don't get it.
Yeah no.
I'd take a normal life physical I'd take the one second mental.
Yeah.
Well actually what if you had such bad mental problems that that second felt much longer
than a second though.
It's only a second.
Like much longer.
Would it give you like PTSD maybe?
Like would it no because then they said you'd be great for the rest of your life so you
just experienced that one moment of awfulness and then you're like okay never again.
Yeah I do that.
Because there wouldn't be essentially according to that question there wouldn't be lasting
effects so I'd just be like okay fuck it give me your worst and you're like oh and then
you're like okay I'm good.
So I'm just now getting my abdominal discomfort from the amount of those wings I ate and I
will say that the only reason I was able to eat those and the quantity that I did was
because of marijuana because if I was sober I would have been a pussy.
Actually I don't know though because I was kind of a pussy with the ghost pepper and
then I went home and I yanked but I had the worst abdominal pain of my life and I had
to throw up after.
I'm a worm.
Would you rather fight Mike Tyson once or talk like Mike Tyson for the rest of your
life.
Mike Tyson would kill you.
I'd fight him.
You'd die.
I'd fight him.
Does he pay for your medical bills?
Oh my god.
It's not included in the question so I'm gonna have to guess no.
He's like hey man.
Yeah okay I mean it's honestly almost identical to the last question you'll just get all the
pain you could ever fuck you need right there.
And then you'll die.
Oh you're spitting.
Would you rather come every time you come?
Yeah, as far as every time you come.
Doesn't matter how much clean up that would be if you fucking came.
You'd be like oh.
Alright.
What we got next?
Alright.
We should do smash or pass again after this.
Okay.
I got a good one.
Okay.
Alright go for it.
Go for it.
Talibos Normandy.
Oh my god.
Smash.
Smash absolutely.
Who is that?
Look her up.
I don't even know what the fuck you just said.
He's just gonna say no.
Because he doesn't understand how sure he is.
What the fuck did you just say?
Talibos Normandy.
How do you spell that?
T-A-L-I-S-V-A-S Normandy.
That's a fact.
Oh my god.
What the fuck are you guys?
You don't know.
You don't get it.
Ask Megan about her.
Yeah I will.
And, okay.
That's me.
That's you?
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Go upstairs.
Go upstairs right now and ask your girlfriend.
Smash or pass Talibos Normandy.
I would but I'm too high.
That's a fair answer.
We'll get that answer after the podcast.
Alright you, you're up next.
What do you get?
Yeah.
You get a pass.
What was your answer to that?
No.
What?
He doesn't know.
He doesn't get it.
Those knees.
Those knees though.
What could you do with those knees?
I got nothing.
You don't got nothing huh?
Yeah nothing.
Alright well we're at three hours and thirty minutes.
Gonna wrap it up if you want.
Okay.
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When I was a young boy, my father took me to the city to see a marching band.
You're a step.
He said, son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the dead?
You're a step.
I'll tell you to feed them your demons and all the non believers to pass that day of life.
There's come inside my asshole.
I'll leave you a phantom to leave you in the summer to join the black parade.
Yeah, it's like lightning.
When I was a young boy, my father took me to the city to see a marching band.
He said, son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the dead?
Yeah.
Son, I forget that feeling.
She's watching over me.
And other times I feel like I should go.
When through it all arises all the bodies in the streets.
And when you're gone, do you want to know?
We'll carry on.
And though you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on.
We'll carry on.
And though you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on.
I will miss you, we are linked from the past made in dreams.
Your misery and hate will kill us all.
So paint it black and take it back.
And show it all to clear.
To fight it, we have to call to your name.
We'll carry on.
And though you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on.
We'll carry on.
And though you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on.
You'd have this
Oh, oh, oh
Just that I can't face this
I feel your fears
Oh, oh, oh
Take a look at me
Cause I did bad care at
The slower I die
You never break me
Because the world
Will never take my heart
Go and try
You never break me
Run at all
The way it's played
It's hard, oh it's played
But I'm sorry
I'm not ashamed
I'm gonna show my skunk in a chair
For all the broken
Listen here
And feel the pain
I'm just a man
I'm not a hero
Just a boy
Who's singing songs
I'm not a hero
Why?
Don't care
We'll carry on
I'm with you, I'm stuck
And though you're dead
And I believe in
Your memory
We'll carry on
You'll carry on
And though you're broken
And defeated
You're wearing little
Merchants
You will die
You'll never break me
Cause the world
Will never take my heart
Go and try
You'll never break me
You want it all
We'll carry on
You'll die
You'll never break me
Cause the world
Could never take my heart
Go and try
You'll never break me
We'll carry on
You'll never stand
I just came in by pants
Till next time
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