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For all we know robots have souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. How do you know?

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Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first ones to inhabit this

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planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking

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rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended

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episode. Where the fuck did the gearmen come from? Where the fucking stonehenge come from?

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You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts? Oh, they're killing, they're killing all

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already born babies and selling them to the Chinese. Aliens exist as humans. Somewhere in

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China, right, in some days. What the fuck? There are super soldiers that are at least

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9 or 10 feet tall. Okay? They have bread and super soldiers.

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Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.

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I do not negotiate with parents. I do not listen to kids.

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He got killed by the CIA! J.F.T. was killed by the government!

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Hello. Welcome to the Untitled Podcast. Episode four. I'm here with Tyler and we are waiting

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for Ali Mac to get here because he is on a job town. Fucking job town. All right, we're

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going to start this segment with a little prelude. I'm going to play a, I'm going to

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play a beat I made. You got to wrap over it. Okay. All right, here we go.

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1776. Yeah. Yeah.

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I see. I hit fucking.

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Sturt.

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Hit my mom. Hit my fucking dad. Maybe that will make you fucking blast. Every time I

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see your face.

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Facts.

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You look like a fucking disgrace.

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Facts.

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Kill your dad in the parking lot.

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Yeah.

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Maybe that will make my fucking heart.

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What?

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Yeah.

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When I see you in the fucking hit the bomb.

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When I kill your dad.

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You're not going to be nice.

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You're going to be put on ice.

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Yeah.

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Welcome to the war where I'm living.

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I'll kill you dad.

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The fuck's lying man.

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Yeah.

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Murder on my mind and God is my witness.

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I'm a straight up murder killer.

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Love work here but it don't get to visit.

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Yeah.

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60 down the ground.

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Hit your mother down.

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Hit your dad again.

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Hit your dad. That's the freestyle I'm in.

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What?

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Yeah.

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Oh.

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Fight man.

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Kill dad.

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Fight man keeps going.

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Fight man keeps going even when the rapper stops.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Rapper gets a boot off stage.

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Fight man keeps going.

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Yo.

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Yo it's fucking second injustice.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Donald Trump was not my dad.

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Oh.

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Every time I see him I get mad.

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Donald Trump is not my dad.

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Oh.

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But by it could be my mom.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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This is the breakdown.

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This is the part where we say some

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very complex

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shit.

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Freakin' bleeps every day and that go in the bay.

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I'll drive a car that's like three years old.

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And then the B comes back in

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and we get to the good part.

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I hate singing this song.

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I'm not a rapper.

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I'm not a rapper.

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I rap your mom.

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Got him.

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I'm gonna read the communist manifesto.

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Uh.

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Uh.

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Yeah.

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Carl Marx on the mic.

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It is a grave upset to the Marxist system

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that the proletariat has not been

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become the ruling class

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in the community

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and shows no sign of doing so.

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This is even an even

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grave upset.

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Increasing property

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for the capitalist has everywhere

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blocked with it.

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The end

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commissary which Marx foretold

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the most advanced capitalist countries

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are also those

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where the working class lies.

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Standard of life.

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The very law of increasing misery

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has burdened Marxist

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for a long time.

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When this fray of his became obvious

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by the end of the 19th century

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some Marxist device

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was the explanation of

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the super prophet

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and that was the end.

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Yeah.

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You're your dad freestyle

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featuring Carl.

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Welcome

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to episode four

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of the Untitled podcast.

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I'm Casey.

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I'm here with

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Ali Mack

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and Tyler.

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We got a good setup going on here.

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Ali Mack

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just took the world's

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biggest bong rip.

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How you feeling?

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You know

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in the last episode

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Tyler had a line where he said

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hey I'm on cloud nine

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you're on cloud two bro.

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I feel like I'm on cloud nine

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right now. Did I say that?

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Yes you did. We were talking about

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NPCs. Oh okay yeah.

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We got a setup here for the camera

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hot peppers

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and I got a treat for you my friend.

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Some

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Delta nine gummies.

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This one's for the camera's boys.

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Wait.

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Damask is steel. 10 milligrams per.

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Yeah. 10 milligrams per gummy

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my guy.

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I dare you to eat the, I dare you to house

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the whole thing. I dare you to have one.

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Bobcat knives.

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Give me a little while

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and then we'll worry about it. I'm on an empty stomach

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so I'll actually probably digest that pretty quickly.

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So

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I think you're good.

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Looks like Tyler brought with him today

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a bow knife or some sort of

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bow knife.

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And I

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brought

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Hyde. Not sponsored but they're fantastic.

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Also terrible for you.

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Is that a vape?

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Oh yeah it's a vape bro.

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It's a fucking vape man.

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I also got a titty cup

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from GamerSupps

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hopefully it will be a sponsor soon.

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I want to get a titty cup made of me.

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Yo

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anybody out there who makes titty cups

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be your sponsor.

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Also Dan cannot be with us today.

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He

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passed away.

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Really? Cause I was on a video call with him

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like 10 minutes before.

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Yeah no this was just now.

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Oh okay.

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This is a mournflub so as you can see

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we're all, as you can see anybody

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watching the video here.

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We're all very broken up right now.

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He'll be with us as a spirit next episode.

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Yeah we'll revive him from the dead.

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I'll do some rituals for it.

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Alright.

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What topics you got for today?

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So I got some topics that I've been looking at

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for a couple days now.

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I'm going to go grab a bottle of water.

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Okay.

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Let me see.

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Uh...

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I can't even walk.

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Alright.

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So first thing I want to talk about

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actually I'll wait for him to come back downstairs.

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How you doing?

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I'm doing good. Just started up.

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He's gonna fall.

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Fucking weed heads.

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I'm very anti-weed

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as my statement on this podcast.

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Get the fuck out of here bro.

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I'm anti-any drugs.

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Fuck off.

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I'm not prescribed any drugs.

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Alcohol is a drug. I don't drink.

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Niggatine is a drug.

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Niggatine and caffeine are something

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that I've been taking.

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But I don't do any...

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I know for sure you drink.

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Well maybe not as much as I anymore.

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I don't drink anymore.

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You drank last week on the podcast.

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Yeah I didn't get drunk. I took two shots.

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You alright there Alli Mack?

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Alright.

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I'd figure Alli Mack would want to...

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We're doing damn good.

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That was a medicinal grade weed right there.

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Yeah I can tell.

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So there's this new study that came out.

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Let me find the article.

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men enjoy mentally unstable

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women more than

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mentally stable women.

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I...

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Can neither confirm nor deny that.

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Let's just delve

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into that topic in itself.

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If the study is true

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then we as men

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as men find

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mentally unstable women

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more attractive than mentally stable women

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why would that be?

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I think you should look

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at it from an evolutionary standpoint.

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evolutionary narrowly

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would women

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that have mental illness be more

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attractive to men?

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I think it would be the opposite.

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Because I feel like it's

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because the more mentally ill women

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are the better they are in bed.

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But that's just...

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Permiscuous.

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I wouldn't even say that.

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That's where you find the chicks

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that want the vile shit.

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I think men like to have control

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and being with like a

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mentally ill girl

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would...

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What you mean? Like they want to feel needed?

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Like they want to kind of like have like the

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abilities like reel them in type thing?

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I mean that sounds kind of toxic.

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I mean but...

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I can't say it's true for me.

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I genuinely...

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Men most men want to feel like they're in control

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and feel like they're

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stronger than their partner.

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Yeah but like having

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like a woman that would like stab you in your sleep

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type thing

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that's kind of...

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It's a push in the hole.

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Because you're like drawing a line there

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that's kind of...

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Levels of mentally ill.

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Yeah but like are we talking about like stab you

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in your sleep mentally ill?

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Or are we talking about like upset

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mentally ill?

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I don't think they're talking about

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all mental illness in general.

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Are they talking about

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like the more psychotic versions?

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No.

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You look high as fuck.

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Dude you are a mess.

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You are.

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Yeah I'm not the one over here with fucking

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this shit.

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You want another rip bro?

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No I'm good.

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I took one rip of that

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the other day and I was fucking

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fucked for a week.

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So looking at this bottle would you say this person

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is mentally ill?

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I don't really think

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that you can gather that. I mean it's

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it looks like she's going out in public practically

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nude so.

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I mean I don't really know what that has to be said

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about.

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Nice set.

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We're going to say nice set.

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I didn't know what you were talking about for a minute.

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Mind you gamer sops

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sponsor us please.

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I want to get a titty cup made of me please.

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We're on the lights out version

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of the podcast. We got a little

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Zen in here today.

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It's got like the bottom. It's going to put me to sleep

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is what it's going to do. That among other things.

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I just I did a little up the bottom

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of the changing lights.

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That would be kind of cool I guess.

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So

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what else do I got? I got a couple more things

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but I want to give the floor to you guys

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because I don't want to take over this with like my

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You're going to have to start off because we're both high as fuck.

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All right

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so

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well I guess

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the next topic that I want to talk about

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is we're going to play

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a little game here.

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If you saw

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one of our faces on the news

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we're going to go around and say

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this but if you saw

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our face on the news arrested for

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insert crime here

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what do you think it would be for?

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I think you would definitely

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be arrested for

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stabbing someone with a knife.

340
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Yeah it's murder for you.

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You're just rating someone's internal organ

342
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with a knife.

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And Casey Casey as much as I want to say with you

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I feel like

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there was okay

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there's one of two things. Number one

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you get arrested for just having an

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absolutely insane amount of drugs.

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Like an

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incomprehensible amount.

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It's fucking legal bro.

352
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No there's some shit we don't know about

353
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this is just vents just lined with meth

354
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or something there's more to it.

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That's a good one.

356
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I'd say

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Casey you look like you'd be arrested

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for like

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credit card fraud.

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Tax evasion.

361
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Tax evasion.

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Or like fucking medical fraud

363
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like you broke your leg and you just

364
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fucking milked it.

365
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Just a total fucking time thief at work.

366
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Just didn't clock out for lunch

367
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for just years on end.

368
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You look like you could be like

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let me see.

370
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Let me see

371
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like the face like on your mugshot

372
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how would you look would you do like the

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mean mug? Would you be stressed? Well it depends

374
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is it because I am belligerently

375
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drunk belligerently high sober

376
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I got different faces here because let's be

377
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honest there's if I'm getting arrested

378
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there's a good chance I'm either drunk

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or high.

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I was going to say public intoxication

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DWI

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assault with a deadly weapon battery

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public nuisance

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menacing

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loitering

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disrupting the peace

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public efficiency

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Casey the other thing I can see you done is

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just like

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I don't know you'd just be arrested for

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disturbing the peace for like starting like a

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massive communist

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communist evolution

394
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just some Marxist shit just flying

395
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around. And for Dan because Dan's not

396
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here what would you say about Dan?

397
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Oh shit Dan's a tough one. Dan is a tough one.

398
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I mean he's not even here to defend himself

399
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if we say something incriminating towards

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him. But I think like Dan

401
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looks like he would be like

402
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like kind of like a he's like

403
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attractive enough to be like a Ted Bundy type

404
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like something like that

405
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or like a cult leader.

406
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Yeah Dan's a cult

407
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leader I'm just going to come out and say it.

408
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Yeah are you a cult leader?

409
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Are you Ted Bundy?

410
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Dan would be a fucking cult leader

411
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fucking complex in like the middle of the

412
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Adirondacks or some shit. Just hides it so well

413
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that's what cult leaders do.

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I know nobody would ever fucking

415
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nobody would ever know. He's like hey you want

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to come camping with me up in my complex

417
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if anybody says they have a complex

418
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they're a fucking cult leader.

419
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No I believe the word you're looking for is

420
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compound. Compound?

421
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If anybody wants to come back to the compound man

422
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come on we have some free beers here.

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I'm like dude if somebody asks like

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I'm staring directly at the camera right now

425
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if somebody asks you to come back to their

426
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compound with you don't fucking go

427
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they're a cult leader. I'd be like oh incredible

428
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do you have any other secondary locations

429
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we could visit? This totally isn't how

430
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I'm going to get murdered or hypnotized.

431
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We love you Dan. We love you Dan.

432
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We love you Dan. You're not a cult

433
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leader that we know about.

434
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Yet. Yet.

435
00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,920
We're all going to be cult leaders after this podcast

436
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,920
takes off.

437
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Here's something I want to talk about.

438
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Do you think Joe Biden has dementia?

439
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Absolutely.

440
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He's got something like Alzheimer's dementia

441
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and the headlines today it looked like

442
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he couldn't find his way off stage

443
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and walked the wrong way. Yeah

444
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no he does some shit that's like

445
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buddy hang it off.

446
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You see the one I think

447
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it was like a month ago like he turned around

448
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like after he was doing his speech he was like

449
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God bless you and God bless this

450
00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,920
United States of America then he turned

451
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around to nothing and tried to

452
00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:10,920
shake the hand of nothing there.

453
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He turned around and faced the American flag

454
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and tried to shake the American flag and then

455
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he just wanders off stage.

456
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I think either one of two things are happening.

457
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I think there's either an implant

458
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in Joe Biden's brain so the Democratic

459
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Party can control him

460
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or Joe Biden's just a robot

461
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,920
that's defective as far fetched

462
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,920
of a theory as that is if anybody's

463
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going to have that sort of technology

464
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as a Democrats no it would just be

465
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the government in general.

466
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And they I mean clearly they got to work

467
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out some kinks because this dude is on

468
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remote control and it looks like the

469
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controller got thrown down a well.

470
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Dude.

471
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Oh god I got to find the fucking video.

472
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There's a really fucking funny video where

473
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Joe Biden's just like talking and he's like

474
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and then I just went

475
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him.

476
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You know

477
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speaking of which has anybody ever found

478
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:02,920
it kind of funny that like it just seems

479
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like right now all the people that are in

480
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office or like attempting to be even in

481
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,920
fucking UK like that Boris Johnson

482
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,920
dude. That dude's like a crack and shit.

483
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,920
Yeah that dude just

484
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out of these people end up in office

485
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or it's like an old man with

486
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dementia.

487
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Yeah a dude on crack in the

488
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fucking UK that just he resigned

489
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because there was like sexual misconduct

490
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that he was aware about and just did

491
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nothing of and then there's fucking

492
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I don't know then you get into like

493
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Donald Trump like somebody who just back

494
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in the day was blatantly like just a

495
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racist misogynistic pig

496
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and it's just like these are the options

497
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of the people to like lead the world

498
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like this is insane.

499
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That's not even just the US it's like how the

500
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fuck do these people make it that far.

501
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Dude you can't be a high level politician

502
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without being some

503
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sort of like sociopath.

504
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Like you're not going to get that far

505
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because you have to in order to get to a higher

506
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echelon of

507
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these like political parties

508
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,920
and stuff you have to step on people's

509
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,920
right to manipulate you have to be cunning

510
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you have to do all this shit.

511
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Good people aren't going to become like that

512
00:19:08,920 --> 00:19:10,920
because you're not going to like meet all

513
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of us are good people like we

514
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we try to be good people and stuff

515
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but like if we're trying if you're trying to

516
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be a good person you can't be a politician

517
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because they're just going to rip apart.

518
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,920
I mean I feel like that's true to a certain

519
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extent but you also do have people that

520
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are like fucking

521
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:28,920
like fucking what's the one Republicans name

522
00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,920
like Mitt Romney guy was just like a

523
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Republican combat hero

524
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,920
like if you have something to build your story

525
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,920
you can get that.

526
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:38,920
That's McCain, McCain not Mitt Romney.

527
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The interesting story about John McCain

528
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when he was a POW

529
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in I think Vietnam. Yeah that's what it was

530
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,920
he was a fucking POW

531
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,920
like if you have that type of backstory I think

532
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,920
you can if you get a large enough like

533
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,920
platform

534
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,920
it's not like that once you're in the

535
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,920
limelight you don't you can be a good person

536
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,920
I feel like you kind of have to be

537
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if you want to hold a higher office

538
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,920
I feel like you just got to be a fucking grimy little

539
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:04,920
fuck when you're working your way through like town

540
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,920
board. Yeah.

541
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,920
Like you got to be an asshole.

542
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,920
You got to do something to make the headline

543
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,920
so people know who you are.

544
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,920
Yeah so funny story about

545
00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,920
not funny story kind of sad

546
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,920
about McCain

547
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:20,920
he actually

548
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,920
when he was a POW

549
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,920
built his dream house in his brain

550
00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,920
that's kind of how he

551
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,920
was like Andy when he was a POW

552
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,920
um

553
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,920
and then when he got back from

554
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,920
war and he like got rescued

555
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,920
when he came back he built that dream house

556
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,920
like that he made in his head which is

557
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,920
I think a really interesting way

558
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,920
because like people like

559
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,920
who come back from being POWs

560
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,920
they're all like broken mentally because they've been

561
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,920
they've been stuck in like a hole or a prison cell

562
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,920
and beaten and tortured and stuff

563
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,920
but he came back relatively sane

564
00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,920
because he had something to look forward to

565
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,920
when he came back like I think it's like

566
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:58,920
he didn't lose hope

567
00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:00,920
so that's the reason why he got

568
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,920
the way that he did.

569
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,920
Like I think that like that's an interesting thing

570
00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,920
about like human perseverance too

571
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,920
because like instead of being tortured

572
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,920
and breaking your will you're like

573
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,920
okay I'm being tortured but I have something

574
00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:14,920
to go back to type thing.

575
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,920
Yeah.

576
00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,920
So it's an interesting like

577
00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:20,920
thing that he actually did that because like

578
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,920
most people can't come back from that and be

579
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,920
even somewhat sane.

580
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,920
It's like pulp fiction.

581
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,920
Sometimes you just gotta hide that watch

582
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,920
in your ass

583
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,920
till the war is over.

584
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:36,920
It's like he had something.

585
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,920
What were we talking about before

586
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,920
John McCain?

587
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,920
Political leaders.

588
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:46,920
Yeah fucking Boris Johnson being a

589
00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,920
coke addict and fucking Joe Biden

590
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:50,920
being an Alzheimer robot.

591
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,920
Oh I think all the government leaders

592
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:54,920
control by the same people.

593
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,920
Oh absolutely I think no matter who

594
00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,920
those people are the rich.

595
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,920
The rich the powerful.

596
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,920
Correct.

597
00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:04,920
Elon Musk probably owns 99% of the

598
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,920
federal government.

599
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,920
Also you're not going to get to a high level

600
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,920
of government unless you're paid off somehow.

601
00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:12,920
I just want to reinforce this.

602
00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,920
Elon Musk did not invent electricity.

603
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,920
No that's controversial.

604
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,920
That's controversial.

605
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:20,920
Speaking of Elon Musk and Tesla.

606
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,920
The whole thing like I know we touched

607
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,920
upon it last time

608
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,920
but like the whole thing with like electric

609
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,920
cars is

610
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,920
I think a ploy to

611
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,920
limit our freedom of like

612
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,920
transportation of ourselves.

613
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,920
Because you can only go 300 miles

614
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,920
on a single charge on there

615
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,920
and on that 300 miles

616
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,920
you might go to a charge station probably

617
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,920
like once you might see like one.

618
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,920
What if the government could just fucking

619
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:52,920
shut all our cars off?

620
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:54,920
They do in California they don't let you charge

621
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,920
your Tesla from 4pm to midnight.

622
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,920
Well no I get that

623
00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,920
but I mean like what if

624
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,920
they have the power to just remotely

625
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,920
post like because if it's like an electric

626
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,920
I mean if they're all fucking electric cars

627
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,920
hooked up to the internet and shit

628
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,920
the government can just be like yep

629
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,920
and disabling Tesla vehicles right now

630
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,920
like they can't be turned on.

631
00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,920
They do think of the ways that they could abuse it.

632
00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:18,920
Well you understand that

633
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,920
the reason they're doing that

634
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,920
is because cars are the reason

635
00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,920
for

636
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,920
climate change in the past.

637
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:28,920
They're not actually.

638
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,920
A controversial opinion here.

639
00:23:30,920 --> 00:23:32,920
Our carbon footprint from a single car

640
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,920
is

641
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,920
there's actually more of a carbon footprint

642
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,920
to make one Tesla

643
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,920
than like a Subaru will have in its entire lifetime

644
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,920
of being driven.

645
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,920
Because in order to make a Tesla

646
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,920
and to make the batteries and stuff for it

647
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,920
they have to burn a whole bunch of stuff

648
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,920
and they have to like make a whole bunch of plastics

649
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,920
and stuff and the damage that the environment

650
00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:54,920
that one electric car is

651
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,920
is the same amount that would be in a

652
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,920
like standard gas car.

653
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,920
It's kind of staggering

654
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,920
if you actually look at it because if you look into it

655
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,920
well even then

656
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,920
it's the same thing but the biggest

657
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,920
problem is I mean it's also

658
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,920
they will be

659
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,920
essentially that's a renewable energy source

660
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:14,920
that is fueling these vehicles though.

661
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,920
Like it's

662
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,920
there will come a point where gas prices

663
00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,920
are going to rise and they're just not going to

664
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:22,920
not going to fall.

665
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,920
Yeah because it's just going to be a rare commodity.

666
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,920
So let's say

667
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:28,920
that they go through with making the

668
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,920
electric cars have to be

669
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:32,920
every single car has to be elected by like 2035

670
00:24:32,920 --> 00:24:34,920
I guess is what they're trying to go for.

671
00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,920
But you know when you go to

672
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,920
a gas station at like fucking

673
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,920
you know right when you're going into work like 7am

674
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,920
and you go to a gas station you see how many

675
00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:44,920
people at that gas station right filling up their tanks

676
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:46,920
and stuff.

677
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,920
What if they have like those supercharger stations

678
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:50,920
at those gas stations it takes 20 minutes for

679
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,920
each car to fuel up in a

680
00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:54,920
supercharger station.

681
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,920
Just imagine the lines for that how bad

682
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,920
that would be like just sitting there

683
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,920
and then like you're

684
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,920
basically taking away and also oh hey

685
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,920
I forgot to charge my car before I went

686
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,920
to work today I'll hit the

687
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:08,920
supercharger on the way to work.

688
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,920
But then you have to you're 20 minutes late extra

689
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,920
on top of that because you forgot to

690
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,920
re-set your fucking alarm.

691
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,920
I mean yeah

692
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:18,920
but I feel like the bigger problem is

693
00:25:18,920 --> 00:25:20,920
these big climate

694
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,920
people are all complaining

695
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,920
about the climate and stuff

696
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:26,920
but they

697
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,920
fly around in fucking private jets you know

698
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:30,920
how much fuel a private jet goes through

699
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,920
and you know how much damage that does to the

700
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,920
environment just to have one flight on a private jet.

701
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,920
The smell from those wings alone.

702
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,920
Yeah.

703
00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:40,920
But like the private jet itself

704
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:42,920
is like driving

705
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,920
from flying from one place to another

706
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,920
that's like fucking like five months

707
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,920
of one car.

708
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,920
And these guys are doing it daily.

709
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,920
Planes use a lot of fuel.

710
00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,920
We should get electric planes and then implement

711
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:56,920
a law that says we have to make them only.

712
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,920
Yeah.

713
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,920
That's gonna fucking work out well.

714
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:02,920
That's where we go for it.

715
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,920
They don't have the technology for that because they don't have

716
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,920
a battery that's powerful enough to fly a plane yet.

717
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,920
But also

718
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:10,920
I heard Tesla

719
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:12,920
is working on something.

720
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,920
Oh shit.

721
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,920
And Elon Musk is going to

722
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:18,920
be rich again.

723
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,920
So oh

724
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:22,920
fucking big news.

725
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,920
Did you hear about China?

726
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,920
How they found the renewable nuclear

727
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,920
like fuel on the moon.

728
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,920
There was like crystals and stuff that they found

729
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,920
on the moon.

730
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:34,920
China found new sun moon.

731
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,920
Oh my goodness gracious.

732
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,920
You heard it here first.

733
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,920
China discovers nuclear bomb

734
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:42,920
on moon.

735
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,920
Back home and uses it to bomb Taiwan.

736
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:46,920
And look if you're a camera

737
00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:48,920
he was looking at his computer screen.

738
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,920
He's reading a headline right now.

739
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,920
Yeah.

740
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,920
It's off of monster.

741
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,920
To me for fucking false information.

742
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,920
Like you did fucking Alex Jones.

743
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:00,920
Alex Jones did nothing wrong.

744
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,920
We're right fucking here.

745
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,920
I'm just going to go on record and say it's the

746
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,920
official position

747
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,920
of the title podcast that the

748
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,920
Cindy Hook shooting was fake.

749
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,920
That is not true.

750
00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,920
That is not true. I do not agree with that.

751
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,920
They were crisis actors.

752
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,920
They were paid crisis actors.

753
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,920
And then he did go a little off the deep end without.

754
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,920
He went a little off the deep end.

755
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:24,920
But I think it's a good idea to do that.

756
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,920
I think it's a good idea to do that.

757
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:28,920
But I do believe

758
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,920
then he comes back and he's like all right now we got to go back to shit that I know it's true.

759
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,920
But Alex Jones did nothing

760
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,920
did nothing wrong.

761
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:36,920
I feel like he gave the information that he thought he had.

762
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:38,920
He fucked up a little bit.

763
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:40,920
That's just understandable. Everybody fucks up sometimes.

764
00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,920
But he was got so many things right

765
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,920
that they wanted to fucking silence them.

766
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,920
Alex Jones needed to be

767
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,920
silenced by the powerful people because he was blowing the lid off

768
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:50,920
of so much shit.

769
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,920
You know what?

770
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,920
You know what? You know the old saying is

771
00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,920
if you cut out a man's tongue

772
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,920
you don't silence him.

773
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:02,920
You just prove him right. Do they still make info wars info wars dot com

774
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,920
info wars dot com

775
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,920
info wars dot com.

776
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,920
That's the only place you should get your news info.

777
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,920
Other than here under the other than untitled podcast.

778
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,920
Yes. Untitled podcast is in collaboration with info wars dot com.

779
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,920
We're not for legal reasons.

780
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,920
I wish we were.

781
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,920
Alex Jones hit me up.

782
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,920
I will be with you.

783
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,920
Also to the enemy.

784
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:24,920
To the enemy water bottle creators hit us.

785
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,920
Hit us up.

786
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,920
Scorpion pepper wings maker.

787
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,920
Die Karl Marx

788
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,920
or or Frederick Engels.

789
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,920
I'll take either.

790
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:36,920
Take either.

791
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:38,920
We're sponsored by them are

792
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,920
official political platform here on the untitled

793
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,920
podcast.

794
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,920
Communism. I'm not going to tell you what my political view is.

795
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:46,920
Yeah.

796
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,920
I mean I I've always gone down the rage

797
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,920
in the past.

798
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,920
I mean I I've always gone down the rage against the machine

799
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,920
route of an Argo communism.

800
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,920
That's.

801
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,920
Truly the only way you can.

802
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaking of speaking of bad people.

803
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:02,920
Did you just call rage against the machine

804
00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,920
bad people.

805
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,920
I'm talking about communism for being bad people.

806
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,920
Let's talk about military uniforms.

807
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,920
What the fuck is that?

808
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,920
It's a it's a fancy marshmallow.

809
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,920
Fancy marshmallow.

810
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,920
We may have another sponsor here.

811
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:18,920
Yeah.

812
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:20,920
Smash me.

813
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,920
Oh Jesus.

814
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:24,920
Smash me.

815
00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,920
So what is this a flavored marshmallow?

816
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,920
Or what is this?

817
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,920
Is there weed in this?

818
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,920
Well there should be.

819
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,920
They're good right?

820
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,920
That's a good marshmallow.

821
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,920
I know. That's why I eat them.

822
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,920
To me it just kind of tastes I mean

823
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,920
I don't see how you could feasibly eat more than

824
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,920
like four of these and not feel disgusting.

825
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:48,920
They're good though. They're like very sugary though.

826
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,920
They are very sugary.

827
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,920
So let's talk about military uniform.

828
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:54,920
They smell fantastic.

829
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,920
So military uniforms always

830
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,920
like every single military

831
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,920
uniform is shown is like

832
00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,920
like made to show power.

833
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:04,920
Like would you agree with that?

834
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:06,920
Like when you look at like a

835
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,920
dressed military uniform you're like god damn

836
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,920
that guy looks like a fucking cool badass.

837
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,920
And I don't want to fuck with that man.

838
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,920
Yeah. So. Form of suppression.

839
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,920
So like if you look at like a

840
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,920
United States Marine

841
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,920
dressed uniform they're very

842
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,920
very like they're blue. They have like the red pin

843
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,920
striping. It's like very like

844
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,920
popping colors but like they're very

845
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,920
like form fitting and like they just look

846
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,920
good like to like like on people.

847
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,920
Like.

848
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:34,920
So controversial opinion.

849
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:38,920
Go add chief.

850
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,920
Hitler's SS

851
00:30:40,920 --> 00:30:42,920
officer uniforms or the coolest

852
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,920
looking uniforms.

853
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:46,920
They were made by Hugo Boss.

854
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,920
By the way Hugo Boss designed

855
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,920
all the Nazi uniforms. So if you're wearing

856
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,920
Hugo Boss maybe rethink that.

857
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,920
The official position of the title

858
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,920
podcast that we do not support Nazis.

859
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,920
Wait wait wait what? I got a

860
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,920
official position that we don't support

861
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,920
Nazis. I mean.

862
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:04,920
All right. So.

863
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:06,920
I think that

864
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,920
a Nazi uniform just looks like

865
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,920
the stereotypical like bad guy

866
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:12,920
bad guy.

867
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:14,920
Like you like this man is a villain

868
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,920
not like this is not a guy I want to fuck

869
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,920
with. It's more of like wow

870
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:20,920
I have villains running my

871
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,920
country. Like they just look oppressive.

872
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,920
They have the fucking skulls.

873
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,920
They have skulls on their hats with cross

874
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:28,920
bones. I know.

875
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,920
Like that's like they look sharp

876
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,920
but they're like that's bad guy.

877
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,920
Like they look like if you were in the movie

878
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,920
and you saw somebody in a Nazi uniform before

879
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:38,920
like if like Nazis didn't exist.

880
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,920
If you saw a Nazi uniform like a guy in a movie

881
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:42,920
you'd be like that's the bad guy. It's like in Captain

882
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,920
America. They didn't even have to make up

883
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,920
another faction. They can just use the Nazis

884
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,920
because of how evil they look.

885
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:50,920
The Nazis are the official bad guys

886
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:52,920
of the entire planet.

887
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,920
Fucking. And Indiana Jones.

888
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:56,920
Yeah. Yeah.

889
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:58,920
Indiana Jones. Yeah.

890
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,920
Just killing Nazis.

891
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,920
But official stance.

892
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,920
Nazis are bad uniforms look cool.

893
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,920
Can I get one more of those

894
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,920
marshmallows?

895
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,920
They're so dense I don't think I could

896
00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:12,920
humanly eat more than two.

897
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,920
You want a Delta 9 gummy?

898
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:16,920
Fuck it. Hit me with one of those cock suckers.

899
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:18,920
Here we go. I'm not even

900
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,920
gonna eat this because

901
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,920
I'm already in a good place.

902
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,920
So,

903
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,920
you're scaring me.

904
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,920
Anybody, I mean I got a few more

905
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:30,920
topics I want to talk about but I don't want to

906
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,920
overrule this entire podcast.

907
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,920
Do any of you guys have something you guys want to talk about

908
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,920
right now? Yes.

909
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,920
I just want to let it be known

910
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,920
that after I eat that ghost pepper

911
00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,920
the day after

912
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,920
I've never eaten something

913
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,920
so, I mean it's weird because I've

914
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,920
eaten fucking Carolina reapers before

915
00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:50,920
the same sun dried shits we got on the table.

916
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:52,920
I

917
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,920
it burned to piss the next day.

918
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,920
I threw up like a madman.

919
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,920
I just

920
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,920
was not in a good place after that.

921
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,920
Like whatsoever.

922
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,920
I was on the toilet

923
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,920
all day. It was horrendous.

924
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:12,920
Tyler, go ahead.

925
00:33:12,920 --> 00:33:14,920
I just want to talk about

926
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:16,920
these little tobacco

927
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,920
or tobacco free

928
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,920
nicotine pouts. Are they BPA free?

929
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,920
Do they have estrogen in them?

930
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:24,920
I don't know.

931
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,920
I got to look it up. That may, I'm not

932
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:28,920
going to say it, but it's implied.

933
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,920
Yeah, but um... Maybe turning

934
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,920
you good. It's true.

935
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:34,920
So, I'm just going to say

936
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,920
like these little

937
00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,920
tobacco packets or tobacco free nicotine

938
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,920
packets helped

939
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,920
a lot of people get off of like

940
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:44,920
smoking and dipping.

941
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,920
It's a really interesting

942
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:48,920
thing that

943
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,920
these little packets here

944
00:33:50,920 --> 00:33:52,920
can give you like the same kick that you

945
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,920
have with like a nicotine with like

946
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:56,920
like a dip in your mouth or like a cigarette

947
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,920
but you don't get like the tobacco

948
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:00,920
like cancer things because this

949
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:02,920
this one like

950
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,920
you know on most warnings it says like this

951
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,920
will cause tooth loss or this can cause cancer

952
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,920
the only thing that this says for the warning

953
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,920
on it it says this tobacco this product

954
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,920
contains nicotine and nicotine is an addictive

955
00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:14,920
chemical. So the only thing that's on

956
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,920
here is that it's addictive.

957
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:18,920
But if you want to get off like

958
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,920
cigarettes or tobacco or something

959
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,920
you can use these little packets here

960
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:24,920
and there's

961
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,920
so much better because like

962
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:28,920
I don't feel like shit when I put one in

963
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,920
like you know what I'm talking about like you know

964
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:32,920
like if you had like a cigarette

965
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,920
or you had like a dip in your mouth

966
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,920
you're like god damn I feel like

967
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,920
I'm a fucking piece of shit right now

968
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,920
Bro you know what else helps you quit smoking

969
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,920
Don't just don't don't fucking say it

970
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,920
Vape Nation

971
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:46,920
Vape Nation

972
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,920
But vaping itself is also another bad thing

973
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,920
it can give you lung damage it can give you popcorn

974
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,920
Vape actually cures cancer

975
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:54,920
there have been

976
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:56,920
there's been Indian studies

977
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,920
where they

978
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,920
injected

979
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,920
or no they had

980
00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:04,920
they injected vape into your mouth patients

981
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,920
with the Agulia Blastoma type of brain cancer

982
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:08,920
is this actually real?

983
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,920
Yeah yeah in India they had them vape

984
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,920
for a year

985
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,920
or up until they died

986
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:16,920
and the percent

987
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,920
mass of the brain tumor actually reduced

988
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,920
in that time can you can you pull that up

989
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,920
I want to actually read no I just made that up

990
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,920
okay that's what I was thinking

991
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,920
seems to be most

992
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,920
what we do around here so

993
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,920
but um

994
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,920
anything else we gotta

995
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,920
talk about because I got more I just

996
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,920
I don't want to take over this whole thing

997
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,920
Yo I got something funny to tell you

998
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,920
so Megan

999
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,920
who's my girlfriend and sits upstairs

1000
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:44,920
beautiful beautiful girlfriend

1001
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,920
shout out to Megan

1002
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,920
yeah

1003
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:50,920
she's like how come

1004
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,920
last time well you guys were doing the podcast

1005
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,920
Tyler walks upstairs

1006
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,920
just dead silent doesn't say anything

1007
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:58,920
goes to the bathroom

1008
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:00,920
comes back and says tits

1009
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,920
huh and then walks away

1010
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,920
um

1011
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,920
official stance

1012
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,920
is time I'm sorry what

1013
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,920
official stance of Tyler Lee

1014
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,920
tits are pretty cool that's be real

1015
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,920
tits huh tits huh

1016
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,920
cough cough motherfucker I never

1017
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:18,920
said that I don't know why

1018
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,920
I don't know why she kept on

1019
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,920
that that's

1020
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,920
not a true thing there's a punching bag behind

1021
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,920
you if you need it

1022
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,920
no no you can't

1023
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,920
take a knife to the

1024
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,920
the punching bag that's not how that works

1025
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,920
that never happened I did say

1026
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,920
cough cough motherfucker but I was in the elevator

1027
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,920
I was nowhere near anything else

1028
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,920
you look like you're gonna have an

1029
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:42,920
autistic breakdown I

1030
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:44,920
I mean don't worry

1031
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,920
we'll get there it's a nice knife it's a

1032
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,920
Damascus seal bowie knife if you

1033
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:50,920
actually look at it with a flashlight you can see the

1034
00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,920
the little in place in it I can see

1035
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,920
it look how nice that looks though

1036
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,920
I only spent

1037
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,920
fuck I think I spent like

1038
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:00,920
150 on that

1039
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,920
well yeah could kill someone

1040
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,920
that's for sure

1041
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,920
it's hand forged

1042
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:08,920
alright we're gonna go over

1043
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,920
some some headlines

1044
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,920
okay I'll circle back to my

1045
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,920
stuff because I don't want to take over

1046
00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:16,920
the whole thing

1047
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,920
Russians protest flee country as

1048
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,920
Putin's military

1049
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,920
begins Blinken urges

1050
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:24,920
end to nuclear threats

1051
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,920
oh yeah so he he did threaten

1052
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,920
to use nuclear action

1053
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:30,920
on come on countries

1054
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,920
on did yeah he did

1055
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,920
and also if you actually look at it

1056
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,920
the places that

1057
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,920
Putin is occupying right now he's

1058
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:40,920
trying to get

1059
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,920
voting for the Russian election

1060
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:44,920
Putin said that the mobilization

1061
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,920
was necessary because this

1062
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:48,920
country is fighting not just against Ukraine

1063
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,920
but the entire western world

1064
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:52,920
that's scary

1065
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:54,920
that's kind of fucking terrifying

1066
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,920
so Putin said

1067
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:58,920
that he wants to get these

1068
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,920
these occupied territories to vote

1069
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:02,920
but technically if you

1070
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,920
vote for a

1071
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:06,920
leader

1072
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,920
automatically that makes you part of their country

1073
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,920
and then if Ukraine starts attacking

1074
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,920
to try to take back the territory

1075
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:14,920
that Putin thing then

1076
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,920
he could actually technically say

1077
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,920
on paper that

1078
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:20,920
is an attack on Russia so he could use

1079
00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,920
nuclear force and be trolling

1080
00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,920
justified in his eyes

1081
00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,920
I don't think it would work that way but he would say

1082
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,920
it'd be justified because they're attacking that

1083
00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:30,920
but here's the big question

1084
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,920
do you think that he would actually use

1085
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,920
nuclear weapons because

1086
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,920
I'll let you guys talk and then I'll

1087
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,920
give you my statement on that

1088
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:40,920
he will or won't

1089
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,920
will he use a nuclear strike

1090
00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:44,920
maybe if it was like

1091
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,920
he was going to lose like a big

1092
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,920
I think we're going to enter some sort of missile crisis with him

1093
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,920
like kind of like a Cuban missile crisis

1094
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,920
I think we're going to see something like that happen

1095
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:54,920
at some point in the next couple years

1096
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,920
but I don't know how it would turn out

1097
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:58,920
but at some point the threat of nukes is just

1098
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,920
going to come back like the fucking Ukraine's

1099
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,920
ticking time bomb especially if he's trying to take

1100
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,920
over the western world

1101
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,920
then uh yeah there's going to be

1102
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:08,920
there's going to be some conflict for sure

1103
00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,920
definitely another world war

1104
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,920
we're already in the second cold war let's be

1105
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,920
real like the second cold war's

1106
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:16,920
yeah it's underway yeah so

1107
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,920
like we're in the cold war too and I

1108
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:20,920
really think that this is this is something

1109
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,920
that I've actually been thinking about

1110
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,920
um look at the countries that

1111
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:26,920
he's picking off or trying to invade

1112
00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:28,920
or trying to put in under the Russian

1113
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,920
umbrella Ukraine

1114
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,920
he already has Belarus

1115
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,920
on his side he has a whole bunch of

1116
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:36,920
territories down like the southern end that he's been

1117
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,920
like kind of like you know fucking around in

1118
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:40,920
what's that sound like that sounds

1119
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,920
like uh trying to take back everything

1120
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,920
that's in the Soviet Union and recreate the Soviet Union

1121
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,920
do you think he's actually trying to recreate

1122
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:48,920
the Soviet Union because that's what I think is

1123
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,920
I think China and North Korea

1124
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,920
are going to partner up with

1125
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,920
Russia it's going to be it's going to be Russia

1126
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:56,920
China um North Korea

1127
00:39:56,920 --> 00:39:58,920
North Korea Vietnam

1128
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:00,920
Vietnam going to be like us Canada

1129
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,920
UK UK

1130
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,920
Australia Japan

1131
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,920
France Africa

1132
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,920
like South Africa Germany

1133
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:10,920
Germany oh boy

1134
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,920
Germany and at this point I feel like it's just

1135
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,920
the the US and then Russia

1136
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:16,920
and China are just

1137
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,920
the world war this time the image

1138
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,920
I get is like a PE class

1139
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,920
when you're picking your teams and you got team captains

1140
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,920
yeah and you you United States

1141
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,920
and Russia are

1142
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,920
picking out our picking picking sides

1143
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:30,920
like what the fuck man why'd you take

1144
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,920
Bangladesh no we can't get back to

1145
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,920
Asgard the fuck dude come on man

1146
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,920
but like there's already like the boys

1147
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,920
that are on their team like 100%

1148
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,920
because you know US and UK

1149
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,920
we got each other's backs sorry about the queen

1150
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,920
though we we apologize that's that

1151
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,920
sucks I know we make jokes about it

1152
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,920
I know we make jokes about it I said it last time

1153
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:50,920
so again fuck the queen

1154
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,920
I think that the queen should have gave back Ireland

1155
00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,920
but that's a whole other thing

1156
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,920
yeah yeah I'd agree with that

1157
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:58,920
yeah give the Irish back Ireland

1158
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,920
hey King Charles

1159
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,920
bring back Ireland to Ireland

1160
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,920
okay that's the Irish people's land

1161
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,920
we stand with the IRA

1162
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,920
yes we do

1163
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:10,920
all right

1164
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,920
what was your

1165
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,920
your burning topic there

1166
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,920
I had a couple I had a couple

1167
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,920
I got a couple more

1168
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,920
let me look at that's

1169
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:22,920
let me look at my thing

1170
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:24,920
oh fuck

1171
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:26,920
let me see here

1172
00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,920
fuck

1173
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,920
let me see here

1174
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,920
Psyops

1175
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,920
Psyops

1176
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,920
Psyops

1177
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,920
psychological operations

1178
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,920
oh this sounds like a Call of Duty game

1179
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,920
call of duty

1180
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,920
call of duty Psyops

1181
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,920
but Psyops

1182
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,920
fuck Call of Duty

1183
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,920
alright you want to shout out your stream

1184
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:52,920
on this podcast

1185
00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:54,920
yo twitch.tv

1186
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,920
slash death in

1187
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:58,920
left ear

1188
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,920
all one word

1189
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,920
see you there

1190
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,920
so Psyops streamed once every four months

1191
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,920
so Psyops

1192
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:08,920
are kind of like psychological operations

1193
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:10,920
I'm assuming everybody here

1194
00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:12,920
has heard of MKUltra

1195
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,920
nope yes

1196
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:16,920
let's explain MKUltra to our friend here

1197
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,920
so MKUltra

1198
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,920
you've actually never heard of MKUltra

1199
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,920
that's actually how

1200
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,920
that's like surface level

1201
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,920
not even conspiracy

1202
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,920
that's like the top level of conspiracy

1203
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,920
that's like the scowly on the iceberg

1204
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,920
you're barely scratching the surface

1205
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:34,920
that's more or less public knowledge now

1206
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,920
so MKUltra

1207
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:38,920
back in

1208
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,920
back in the 1960s I believe

1209
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,920
the United States

1210
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,920
was using psychological operations

1211
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:46,920
against its own people

1212
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,920
Acid was actually

1213
00:42:48,920 --> 00:42:50,920
introduced to the public by

1214
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:52,920
MKUltra

1215
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,920
but MKUltra also used tactics

1216
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,920
for mind control of the people

1217
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,920
through subliminal means

1218
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,920
sometimes through like vibrations

1219
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,920
sometimes through

1220
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,920
like

1221
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,920
sounds

1222
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,920
different substances that they're giving people

1223
00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,920
basically and this is all like admitted

1224
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,920
by the CIA at this point that this went down

1225
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:14,920
because they got caught

1226
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:16,920
and they like had no choice but to kind of say yeah

1227
00:43:16,920 --> 00:43:18,920
I heard about the LSD thing

1228
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:20,920
they started taking out

1229
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:22,920
the black ink off of it too

1230
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,920
did you know

1231
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,920
so it's

1232
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,920
so right here just

1233
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,920
yeah just look

1234
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:32,920
so MKUltra

1235
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,920
was the code name of an illegal

1236
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,920
human experimentation program designed

1237
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,920
and undertaken by the USCIA

1238
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,920
the experiments were intended to develop procedures

1239
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,920
and identify drugs such as LSD

1240
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,920
that could be used in interrogations

1241
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,920
to weaken individuals

1242
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:48,920
and force confessions through brainwashing

1243
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,920
and psychological torture

1244
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,920
they also did it on a general public

1245
00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:56,920
the covert administration

1246
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:58,920
of high doses of psychoactive drugs

1247
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,920
other chemicals

1248
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:02,920
electro shocks hypnosis

1249
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,920
sensory deprivation isolation

1250
00:44:04,920 --> 00:44:06,920
and verbal and sexual abuse

1251
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:08,920
in addition to other forms

1252
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:10,920
of torture so they did a lot of fucked up shit here

1253
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:12,920
and I mean so yes it was

1254
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:14,920
done on the own people but it was also like

1255
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,920
Guantanamo Bay shit

1256
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,920
well it was like Guantanamo Bay shit

1257
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,920
but it was also like they would do this to

1258
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,920
I believe they took like people out of like

1259
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,920
mental wards and shit for it and it was also just like

1260
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,920
homeless people black populations

1261
00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:28,920
they just offer them like

1262
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,920
hey man come try psychedelics

1263
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:32,920
and then you just get roped into a van

1264
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,920
and he yanked away and they also

1265
00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:36,920
because back in

1266
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,920
back in the 1960s 1950s

1267
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:40,920
era when they were doing this

1268
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,920
they saw that like black people were below them

1269
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,920
so they'd actually go into black communities

1270
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,920
and start doing it on

1271
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,920
African-American individuals

1272
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,920
because they thought that they want

1273
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,920
and then they started doing tests on different races

1274
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,920
of people to see if the effects

1275
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:56,920
would be different for different types of races and stuff

1276
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,920
it was really like fucked up like

1277
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,920
human experimentation like psychological

1278
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,920
like damage stuff like that they were doing

1279
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:04,920
it's fucking nuts but

1280
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:06,920
the biggest psyops

1281
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,920
were from MKUltra

1282
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,920
and I guarantee you there's something that's way

1283
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,920
worse than MKUltra going on right now

1284
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,920
that we don't even fucking know about

1285
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,920
and we probably won't know about

1286
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,920
it's in the plastic

1287
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,920
yeah dude microplastics

1288
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:22,920
the estrogens in the plastic

1289
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,920
yeah

1290
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,920
fuck

1291
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,920
yeah so just this other little blurb

1292
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:30,920
about MKUltra

1293
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,920
in areas under American control in the early 1950s

1294
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,920
in Europe and East Asia mostly Japan

1295
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,920
Germany and the Philippines

1296
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,920
the CIA created secret detention centers

1297
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:40,920
that the US could avoid criminal prosecution

1298
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,920
the CIA captured people

1299
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,920
suspected of being enemy agents

1300
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,920
and other people that deemed

1301
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,920
expendable to undertake

1302
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,920
various types of torture and human experimentation

1303
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:52,920
on them the prisoners were interrogated

1304
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,920
while being administered psychoactive drugs

1305
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,920
electroshocked

1306
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,920
and subjected to extremes of temperature

1307
00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,920
sensory isolation

1308
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:02,920
and the like to develop a better

1309
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:04,920
understanding of how to destroy

1310
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:06,920
and to control human minds

1311
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,920
yep

1312
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,920
so and this shit again

1313
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,920
this is like the CIA director

1314
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:14,920
ordered all these documents to be shredded

1315
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,920
in 1973 some of them made it

1316
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,920
in 1975 is when it came into the public eye

1317
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,920
do you guys ever hear of the

1318
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:22,920
Milgram

1319
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:24,920
Milgram experiment? Shock experiment?

1320
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:26,920
go ahead

1321
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,920
so

1322
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,920
this was another

1323
00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:32,920
experiment

1324
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,920
that was controversial where they went

1325
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:36,920
they went into

1326
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,920
they took somebody and had one of them be the

1327
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:40,920
tester and one be the testee

1328
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:42,920
and the

1329
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:44,920
oh yeah I have heard about this

1330
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:46,920
the tester would ask the other guy questions

1331
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,920
and every time he got them wrong

1332
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:50,920
he would deliver a shock

1333
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:52,920
and every time he delivered a shock

1334
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,920
at the voltage they would tell

1335
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,920
him was increasing

1336
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:58,920
and

1337
00:46:58,920 --> 00:47:00,920
and so the last one they're like

1338
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,920
they

1339
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:04,920
pretended that the guy was dead after

1340
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:06,920
no he was dead and then they said

1341
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:08,920
shock him again

1342
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:10,920
they said shock him again

1343
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,920
and they wanted to see whether people

1344
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:14,920
would follow like obedience

1345
00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:16,920
basically it was trying to

1346
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:18,920
show that

1347
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,920
it was actually trying to prove

1348
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:22,920
the Nazis

1349
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,920
in the concentration camps

1350
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,920
they were just following orders

1351
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,920
if they were just following orders because there was a higher order

1352
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,920
that was giving in to them

1353
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:32,920
they didn't actually shock the people

1354
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:34,920
yeah it was

1355
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,920
but it was still considered unethical

1356
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,920
because

1357
00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:40,920
of psychological damage to them

1358
00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,920
so it was completely in their heads that they were

1359
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,920
being shocked

1360
00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:46,920
they were in separate rooms

1361
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:48,920
there was a piece of glass in between

1362
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:50,920
where you could see like I'm sitting across the table from you

1363
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:52,920
if I'm this guy who's shocking you

1364
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:54,920
you're an actor

1365
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:56,920
so if you got a question wrong

1366
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:58,920
they'd be like okay shock them and they have a little

1367
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,920
bit of a shock

1368
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,920
and if you do that

1369
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,920
you're not actually shocking them but if I turn the dial

1370
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,920
gotcha but you think that you're hurting someone

1371
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,920
by not answering the question

1372
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,920
every single person

1373
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,920
just continue shocking them

1374
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,920
because like the guy

1375
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:16,920
you'd be like okay you got the question wrong

1376
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,920
like okay what color is this guy

1377
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,920
and someone would be like red and they'd be like

1378
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,920
okay shock them

1379
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:24,920
and they'd do that

1380
00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:26,920
every time they had like the voltage

1381
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,920
and they'd do that and by the end the guy's like

1382
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:30,920
please stop like please I can't

1383
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,920
do this anymore like please you're killing me

1384
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,920
65% of the

1385
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:36,920
original experiments participants

1386
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:38,920
administered the experiments

1387
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:40,920
final massive 450

1388
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:42,920
volt shock

1389
00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,920
so that they

1390
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,920
did the maximum voltage

1391
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,920
65% of the people

1392
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,920
yeah killed the person

1393
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,920
yeah they killed the person because

1394
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,920
a person in power

1395
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,920
they had to like make them give up information

1396
00:48:56,920 --> 00:48:58,920
or something no no like it was supposed

1397
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,920
it was it was kind of

1398
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:02,920
like your like what type of questions are being

1399
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,920
asked I guess I don't know

1400
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,920
that pride might be

1401
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,920
I actually watched the

1402
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,920
the experiments they're just asking like the one I

1403
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,920
watched they're just asking simple like math

1404
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,920
questions like well not simple but some

1405
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:16,920
like some people could get but some people

1406
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,920
weren't like what's like 19

1407
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,920
times 37 or something like how do they find

1408
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:22,920
the people for this experiment they did

1409
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,920
it's a volunteer thing

1410
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,920
because it's almost like actually

1411
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,920
I'm not going to talk about it's like sign

1412
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:30,920
this waiver sir and then you just think that

1413
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:32,920
you talk I'll talk about that off so when

1414
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,920
they get when they get a question wrong

1415
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,920
there'll be a person in the room with

1416
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,920
them and they'll be like please

1417
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,920
minister that's a wrong answer please

1418
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,920
minister the next shock and the person

1419
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,920
that's the participant

1420
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,920
will be like well

1421
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:48,920
I don't want to do that is not killing them

1422
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:50,920
the person the minister the shock

1423
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:52,920
they're like please minister the shock

1424
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,920
and basically it was kind of seeing

1425
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,920
like if people would follow orders

1426
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,920
even if it know if they knew that they

1427
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,920
were killing somebody type thing

1428
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,920
and it kind of shows

1429
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,920
that some people are weak

1430
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,920
willed enough to literally be like

1431
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,920
oh you're telling me to kill him okay

1432
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:10,920
essentially it's like

1433
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:12,920
like soldiers in the military

1434
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:14,920
when the following orders

1435
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,920
I was just Russian but yeah

1436
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,920
any kind of soldiers that are fighting

1437
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,920
it was it was it was literally a test

1438
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,920
Nazi soldiers German soldiers

1439
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,920
it was literally a test to

1440
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,920
because like the German soldiers were like I was just following orders

1441
00:50:26,920 --> 00:50:28,920
and they're like how could you follow that order

1442
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:30,920
and they're like I was just following orders

1443
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:32,920
so like let's see if people would just follow orders

1444
00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,920
if they're doing that

1445
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:36,920
but I think that they actually could have done that on like military personnel

1446
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,920
rather than like the general public

1447
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:40,920
because I think that would give you more

1448
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,920
like info on that because

1449
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:44,920
you'd figure the general public has a little bit more

1450
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,920
I mean I'm not gonna say they're a little bit more moral

1451
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:48,920
but they have

1452
00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,920
when you're a soldier your your your whole thing

1453
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,920
is to like

1454
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:54,920
interrogate and like kill and you're trained

1455
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:56,920
to kill from basically the get-go

1456
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,920
I don't think a soldier would administer

1457
00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,920
the shocks because they're not really trained

1458
00:51:00,920 --> 00:51:02,920
to listen to anybody except

1459
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:04,920
others in the military no one like I'm saying

1460
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:06,920
like what if it was like a colonel that was like

1461
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:08,920
giving you the order to oh yeah they would

1462
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:10,920
definitely most of them probably 90%

1463
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:12,920
would yeah so you're basically

1464
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,920
proving the I was just following orders

1465
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:16,920
thing right at that point

1466
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:18,920
you ever see that movie

1467
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:20,920
Hacksaw Ridge with the guy that

1468
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:22,920
used to phenomenal movie

1469
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:24,920
great movie pick up a gun he's just like no sir

1470
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,920
he's just like I'm just gonna be a medic

1471
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,920
I'm not gonna shoot at at least

1472
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:30,920
he's just like are you are you stupid

1473
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,920
we'll send you an S11 worth

1474
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:34,920
he's just like

1475
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:36,920
no sir I'm not gonna pick up that

1476
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,920
weapon and he's just like what

1477
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,920
Defiance is against the norm

1478
00:51:40,920 --> 00:51:42,920
Defiance is against the norm

1479
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:44,920
Defiance is against the norm

1480
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:46,920
it is think about Rosa Parks

1481
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:48,920
yep

1482
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,920
also I want to sit on the back of the bus

1483
00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:52,920
like is that

1484
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:54,920
like when I had this conversation

1485
00:51:54,920 --> 00:51:56,920
no I had this conversation

1486
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,920
no no no

1487
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:00,920
I'm saying we should table this for when we

1488
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:02,920
can get that guy that Dan

1489
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:04,920
was talking about on the podcast because he's one

1490
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,920
of my regular coworkers at work we had this

1491
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:08,920
discussion of the back of the bus

1492
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:10,920
like I want to be on the back of the bus that's

1493
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,920
a cool kid set

1494
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,920
the back of the bus makes you more emotional

1495
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:16,920
yeah I fucking love that shit

1496
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:18,920
I wanted to be as far away from the driver

1497
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,920
as I humanly could be

1498
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,920
because I was a crack head

1499
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,920
I was just riddled with ADD in my child

1500
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,920
did you ever have like those bus drivers that would

1501
00:52:26,920 --> 00:52:28,920
determine I'd be like sit down shut up

1502
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:30,920
what are you doing shut up

1503
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,920
in fucking elementary school I had

1504
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:34,920
for the sake of the story we'll call him

1505
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,920
Devin and like

1506
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,920
up until like fifth grade

1507
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,920
I had like this before school program because both

1508
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:42,920
my parents both of our parents

1509
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:44,920
went to work way before we got

1510
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,920
picked up so

1511
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:48,920
what's the age difference between you and your brother

1512
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:50,920
for me it's five it's not him though

1513
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:52,920
not him

1514
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,920
but we would just while

1515
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:56,920
the bus was going we would

1516
00:52:56,920 --> 00:52:58,920
crawl underneath the seats

1517
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,920
from the back of the bus to the front of the bus

1518
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,920
over and over until we knew we were getting close

1519
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:04,920
to school and like every once in a while

1520
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,920
the bus would hit like an especially big dunk

1521
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:08,920
and you just clap your head on the fucking seat

1522
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:10,920
above it but we're kids so we just laughed about

1523
00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:12,920
like this is so funny oh you just got

1524
00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:14,920
fucking smacked

1525
00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:16,920
do you ever have those kids in high school

1526
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:18,920
if the bus had even tapped anything

1527
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:20,920
or like had a hard stop

1528
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,920
like

1529
00:53:22,920 --> 00:53:24,920
we would just be

1530
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,920
I can't believe I didn't die I can't believe

1531
00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:28,920
neither of us died we did that for years

1532
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,920
the bus driver was a very

1533
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,920
attentive person

1534
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:34,920
dude you ever have like those you know

1535
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,920
in the fucking back of the bus you'd have like the fucking

1536
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:38,920
like fucking couples in the back of the bus

1537
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:40,920
they were just like making out with each other

1538
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,920
and everybody was just like what the fuck dude stop

1539
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:44,920
in elementary

1540
00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:46,920
school no I'm saying like the high school

1541
00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:48,920
bus

1542
00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,920
I was gonna say I hope not

1543
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,920
I don't know

1544
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,920
you didn't have that no really

1545
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,920
I feel like Bethlehem was just big enough that

1546
00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,920
like

1547
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:00,920
the chances of a couple being on the same bus

1548
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,920
were small I had a smaller

1549
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:04,920
school we only had three

1550
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:06,920
I mean they don't gonna be wrong I definitely saw it a time or two

1551
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:08,920
and it is like dude just fucking have some human

1552
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,920
decency but there's one

1553
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:12,920
there's one couple that would like put up a blanket

1554
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:14,920
we'd like be fucking throwing a football

1555
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:16,920
my bus

1556
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:18,920
behavior was so terrible

1557
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:20,920
I got sentenced to being sit in the front row of the bus

1558
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,920
for two years after this

1559
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:24,920
after this little football stunt I pulled

1560
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:26,920
but you ever have kids fight on the bus

1561
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,920
I had that

1562
00:54:28,920 --> 00:54:30,920
we'd literally be like I'd be in like the third row throwing it back

1563
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,920
and it was like one of the long ones

1564
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:34,920
two like twenty fucking rows

1565
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:36,920
just zinging them back and forth

1566
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:38,920
every time that we noticed that she wasn't looking

1567
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,920
in the rear view and I got caught throwing it

1568
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:42,920
and she was like who were you throwing that to

1569
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,920
and I was like no one I didn't snitch

1570
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:46,920
I didn't snitch I didn't snitch

1571
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:48,920
so I got removed from my friends for two straight years

1572
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:50,920
by sitting in that front seat

1573
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,920
nice

1574
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:54,920
fucking driver's name was Nora

1575
00:54:54,920 --> 00:54:56,920
fuck Nora

1576
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,920
bitch he is fucking bus driver

1577
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,920
let's talk

1578
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,920
we're gonna

1579
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:04,920
talk about my bus driver

1580
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,920
cause we used to have fights on our bus all the time

1581
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:08,920
I went to a rougher school

1582
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,920
grew up in the hood

1583
00:55:10,920 --> 00:55:12,920
but

1584
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,920
my bus driver

1585
00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,920
let's just call him

1586
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:18,920
Mack

1587
00:55:18,920 --> 00:55:20,920
not our Mack

1588
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:22,920
I'm the bus driver

1589
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,920
that's what he's telling you

1590
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:26,920
so we got Mack our bus driver

1591
00:55:26,920 --> 00:55:28,920
and they were like throwing hay makers

1592
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:30,920
at each other

1593
00:55:30,920 --> 00:55:32,920
what the fuck are you kids doing

1594
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:34,920
throwing in fucking park

1595
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,920
and go back there I saw a fucking maglade

1596
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,920
take two kids by the fucking throw and smack

1597
00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:40,920
their heads together

1598
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:42,920
dude what the fuck

1599
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:44,920
he's just like god damn kids doing this

1600
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,920
god damn bullshit

1601
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,920
what are you doing here

1602
00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,920
what are you doing here

1603
00:55:50,920 --> 00:55:52,920
yeah if that happened

1604
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:54,920
in my school district

1605
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:56,920
as a child that man would have gone to prison

1606
00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:58,920
for

1607
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:00,920
for

1608
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:02,920
that was normal for my fucking school

1609
00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,920
I mean don't get me wrong

1610
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,920
like in the time I was in high school

1611
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:08,920
we did have like two teachers get put away for

1612
00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,920
little

1613
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,920
kitty porn shit

1614
00:56:12,920 --> 00:56:14,920
he's like that's not cool

1615
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,920
I think I talked about

1616
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:18,920
the incident at my school where the cop

1617
00:56:18,920 --> 00:56:20,920
like have fucked

1618
00:56:20,920 --> 00:56:22,920
where the cop like the school research

1619
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:24,920
officer

1620
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:26,920
fucked two seniors from my school

1621
00:56:26,920 --> 00:56:28,920
oh my god that was an actual

1622
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,920
thing and I'm like holy shit

1623
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:32,920
that's not great

1624
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:34,920
they were 18 but still it was more like

1625
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:36,920
morally that's just wrong

1626
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,920
also now that we're back on

1627
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:40,920
like the

1628
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,920
middle school high school shit

1629
00:56:42,920 --> 00:56:44,920
can I just say that the dare

1630
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:46,920
program made me want

1631
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,920
to do every drug that was under the sun

1632
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,920
they just made that sound

1633
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,920
so cool I had no idea what a fucking

1634
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,920
drug was when they were talking

1635
00:56:54,920 --> 00:56:56,920
about dare and no just bring in

1636
00:56:56,920 --> 00:56:58,920
actual drugs too

1637
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,920
they would bring in actually like this is crack

1638
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,920
and I'm like what the fuck I didn't get

1639
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:04,920
that in my school but they'd have like

1640
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:06,920
reformed people that like

1641
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,920
used to be like methodics or something coming

1642
00:57:08,920 --> 00:57:10,920
to the school and they would

1643
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,920
just tell this like moving story

1644
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:14,920
but at the end of the day I was just like

1645
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:16,920
damn dude this guy

1646
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:18,920
sounds like he was having the time of his life

1647
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:20,920
on heroin

1648
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:22,920
and it was like sure but like I wouldn't

1649
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,920
be like him though I could do heroin

1650
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,920
and not be addicted like it just

1651
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,920
that's the message I feel like dare gave

1652
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:30,920
to me as a child

1653
00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:32,920
I feel like it just made it glorify drugs

1654
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,920
more so than it did criminalize them

1655
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,920
it's like if you take this you're gonna feel great

1656
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,920
for four straight days it's terrible

1657
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:40,920
for you

1658
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,920
I don't man these drugs are

1659
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:44,920
seeming pretty fucking cool we're talking about the dare

1660
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:46,920
program

1661
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,920
and especially when it came to weed it's like

1662
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:50,920
even in the dare

1663
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,920
they just made weed sound like it wasn't that bad

1664
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,920
because they're comparing it to

1665
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,920
like all these other fucking things so you're

1666
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,920
inadvertently going to get the kids taking

1667
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:00,920
the gateway drug because they

1668
00:58:00,920 --> 00:58:02,920
don't see it as a gateway with how

1669
00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:04,920
fucked up the shit in front of it is so it made

1670
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:06,920
I think it made a bunch of kids turn

1671
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,920
into sellers for sure

1672
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,920
coke makes you fucking blow your heart up

1673
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,920
if you take it once this is heroin

1674
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,920
it could kill you this is weed

1675
00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:16,920
so I just had to watch the same video

1676
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:18,920
over a year about

1677
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:20,920
DWI

1678
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,920
that was this this girl

1679
00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,920
that was a victim of DWI

1680
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:26,920
and like her face was all fucked up

1681
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:28,920
and she had like plastic surgery

1682
00:58:28,920 --> 00:58:30,920
so she looked like a fucking

1683
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,920
malformed alien or something

1684
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:34,920
just like traumatized me the kid and

1685
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:36,920
fucking health teacher showed it to us every year

1686
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,920
oh yeah no we had like the actual

1687
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,920
addicts come in and talk to us

1688
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:42,920
dude what about what about like this sex ed

1689
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,920
ones did you guys ever have like a weird

1690
00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:46,920
like sex ed like talk at your school because we did

1691
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:48,920
that was like fucking wild

1692
00:58:48,920 --> 00:58:50,920
I don't think that these are going to be that bad

1693
00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:52,920
I'm just saying what where

1694
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,920
these from B dubs not from

1695
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,920
a

1696
00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:58,920
something wings

1697
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:00,920
pretzel wing place no bones

1698
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,920
smoky bones no no it's not smoky bones

1699
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:06,920
we're talking about the

1700
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,920
no I said B dubs I'm at Buffalo Wild

1701
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,920
I got assuming that no

1702
00:59:10,920 --> 00:59:12,920
we got the scorpion wings

1703
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:14,920
I think it's called like the wing experience

1704
00:59:14,920 --> 00:59:16,920
or something okay so this might

1705
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:18,920
actually fucking be it's a scorpion

1706
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:20,920
scorpion

1707
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,920
soft okay yeah so this this

1708
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:24,920
this has potential to actually be hot then

1709
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:26,920
that smells no I a one before it's really

1710
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:28,920
hot like disgustingly hot like

1711
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:30,920
I'm not going to have a good time for

1712
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,920
10 that was how does the ghost

1713
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:34,920
okay

1714
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,920
here we go

1715
00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:40,920
oh god

1716
00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,920
oh jeez

1717
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:44,920
you didn't see to be dying right now

1718
00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:46,920
but anyway

1719
00:59:46,920 --> 00:59:48,920
for the the sex ed thing

1720
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,920
we just had like health class but

1721
00:59:50,920 --> 00:59:52,920
my friend

1722
00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:54,920
actually pretty good

1723
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:56,920
I'm going to continue to eat these wings

1724
00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:00,920
my we were doing like the sex ed

1725
01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,920
thing and my my teacher was showing us like

1726
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,920
like how big condoms are

1727
01:00:04,920 --> 01:00:06,920
or something yeah we opened up a condom

1728
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:08,920
and my friend was sitting

1729
01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,920
with me who was like a very like shy

1730
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:12,920
quieter guy

1731
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:14,920
who was very like smart and like became

1732
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:16,920
the valactorian eventually

1733
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:18,920
so it was very like respectful

1734
01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:20,920
and she she opens the condom puts it

1735
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:22,920
over down to her elbow

1736
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,920
there is no penis in the world that is

1737
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:26,920
this big

1738
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,920
my friend is burst out laughing is the

1739
01:00:28,920 --> 01:00:30,920
only one in class left

1740
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,920
so for my

1741
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:34,920
my sex ed thing they fucking had

1742
01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,920
they had like condom they gave out

1743
01:00:36,920 --> 01:00:38,920
condoms to everybody and they gave out

1744
01:00:38,920 --> 01:00:40,920
bananas to everybody and they're like

1745
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,920
all right open the condom and put the

1746
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:44,920
condom on the banana so you put the

1747
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:46,920
condom on the banana and you have the

1748
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,920
fucking three retards in the back of

1749
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,920
the class smack each other on the top of

1750
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,920
the head the banana condoms

1751
01:00:52,920 --> 01:00:54,920
hey stop that stop no that's serious

1752
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:56,920
serious and like

1753
01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,920
abstinence is key and like

1754
01:00:58,920 --> 01:01:00,920
like 90% of his room

1755
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:02,920
aren't virgins right now

1756
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:04,920
right up

1757
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:06,920
people had no idea

1758
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:08,920
what they were doing figure this out

1759
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,920
already

1760
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,920
I remember I had this one friend

1761
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,920
ooh in math class

1762
01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:16,920
and this was one of those kids that was like

1763
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:18,920
super autistic but was like also

1764
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:20,920
super smart

1765
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:22,920
like with just weird shit he just did

1766
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,920
shit to get himself in trouble like this is

1767
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,920
like he modified it

1768
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:28,920
a fly swatter into

1769
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,920
a taser and tased me in class

1770
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:32,920
a couple times like the kid

1771
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:34,920
had a couple screws loose but we still

1772
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:36,920
they were his friend the kid was hysterical

1773
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,920
I mean he's just tasing kids

1774
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,920
tased like me but he

1775
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:42,920
fucking built this super magnet

1776
01:01:42,920 --> 01:01:44,920
like an electromagnet or some shit

1777
01:01:44,920 --> 01:01:46,920
he just

1778
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,920
so I just paint the picture as best as I can

1779
01:01:48,920 --> 01:01:50,920
I'm in a math class

1780
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:52,920
that for me by the way was very hot

1781
01:01:52,920 --> 01:01:54,920
oh I'm fine I'm tanking through it

1782
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,920
but for

1783
01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:58,920
to paint the picture

1784
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,920
I'm in the back of my math class everybody's

1785
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:02,920
working on their paperwork

1786
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,920
nobody's talking at this point it wasn't like a test

1787
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,920
but it was like an assignment where it's like sit down

1788
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:08,920
shut the fuck up we're gonna talk about this at the end of class

1789
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:10,920
so we're all doing that

1790
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:12,920
and my buddy just looks over at me

1791
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:14,920
hey man watch this

1792
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,920
and I see him take what looks like

1793
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,920
just like a wall

1794
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,920
like a standard

1795
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:22,920
plug that goes into an outlet

1796
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,920
and like a wire attached from that

1797
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:26,920
that's very poorly soldered on to like this

1798
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,920
piece of rebar with like a copper wire

1799
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:30,920
wrapped around it

1800
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,920
and he plugged it in

1801
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,920
and the thing just

1802
01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:36,920
no the thing just fucking exploded

1803
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:40,920
it shot fucking smoke everywhere

1804
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:42,920
it was a loud ass bang

1805
01:02:44,920 --> 01:02:46,920
and our fucking teacher just like

1806
01:02:46,920 --> 01:02:48,920
what the fuck was that

1807
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:50,920
and I was trying to keep my fucking composure

1808
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,920
as best as I can

1809
01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:54,920
my buddy is like

1810
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,920
mortified that is super conducted

1811
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,920
and it worked

1812
01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:00,920
like just oblivious to the fact

1813
01:03:00,920 --> 01:03:02,920
that there's a smoke cloud above his head

1814
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:04,920
it's like

1815
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:06,920
damn it man

1816
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:08,920
you thought that was gonna work

1817
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:10,920
and then right after

1818
01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:12,920
in that class somehow the teacher just

1819
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:14,920
dismissed it just acting like nothing happened

1820
01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,920
and then like 10 minutes later

1821
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:18,920
he was yelling at some person in class

1822
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,920
to not answer his phone

1823
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,920
and he's like

1824
01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:24,920
then his the teacher's phone

1825
01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:26,920
goes off later in the class

1826
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:28,920
and he goes to make a point kids

1827
01:03:28,920 --> 01:03:30,920
that's my wife

1828
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:32,920
my wife has brain cancer right now

1829
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:34,920
this could be an emergency but because I am here

1830
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:36,920
to teach you I am not picking up my wife's

1831
01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:38,920
phone call and everybody

1832
01:03:38,920 --> 01:03:40,920
in the class was just like

1833
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,920
dude you should do that

1834
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:46,920
you might wanna just

1835
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:48,920
turn around and pick up the phone

1836
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,920
like what the fuck

1837
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,920
we won't use ours

1838
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,920
please

1839
01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:56,920
we want you to answer that

1840
01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,920
god damn please

1841
01:03:58,920 --> 01:04:00,920
yeah that guy was an asshole though

1842
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:02,920
but you could only get so mad at him

1843
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:04,920
cause wife with brain cancer

1844
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:06,920
fuck that dude's class he failed everyone

1845
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:08,920
so let's go into another

1846
01:04:08,920 --> 01:04:10,920
we'll do some more high school stories

1847
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:12,920
you guys ever had that one kid in your school

1848
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:14,920
that you're like this kid's the school shooter

1849
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,920
there's like 5 of them in Bethel

1850
01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:20,920
there was a multitude of people that could have pulled that

1851
01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:22,920
so we had one guy

1852
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:24,920
and I'll give him a

1853
01:04:24,920 --> 01:04:26,920
I'll give him a fake name here

1854
01:04:26,920 --> 01:04:28,920
his name was Stephen

1855
01:04:28,920 --> 01:04:30,920
so Stephen

1856
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:32,920
I feel like Ian

1857
01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:34,920
Ian would be a good name

1858
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,920
for this person

1859
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:38,920
so Steve here

1860
01:04:38,920 --> 01:04:40,920
we always were like

1861
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,920
this kid's fucking more trench

1862
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:44,920
coached the school

1863
01:04:44,920 --> 01:04:46,920
instead of a backpack

1864
01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:48,920
he'd bring a briefcase and shit in the school

1865
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:50,920
yeah we had our trench coat fox too

1866
01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:52,920
so when he wore a trench coat to school

1867
01:04:52,920 --> 01:04:54,920
the teachers took him aside and they were like

1868
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:56,920
never do that again

1869
01:04:56,920 --> 01:04:58,920
never wear that ever again

1870
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:00,920
he's like why

1871
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,920
I just think it's fashionable

1872
01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:04,920
don't wear a trench coat ever again for the rest of your life

1873
01:05:04,920 --> 01:05:06,920
you will be shot

1874
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:08,920
on the streets walking into the building

1875
01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:10,920
for your appearance alone sir

1876
01:05:10,920 --> 01:05:12,920
so I was in science class

1877
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:14,920
with him and we were watching

1878
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:16,920
fucking it was like natural

1879
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,920
science or something so we were watching the documentary

1880
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:20,920
on like wolves or some shit

1881
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:22,920
so we were watching it

1882
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,920
and so this kid had a couple

1883
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:26,920
incidents already where like he was like

1884
01:05:26,920 --> 01:05:28,920
labeled the school shooter type

1885
01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:30,920
and we were just sitting there

1886
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:32,920
and all of a sudden fucking one kid

1887
01:05:32,920 --> 01:05:34,920
is just

1888
01:05:34,920 --> 01:05:36,920
bullen up like gum wrappers and just tossing it out

1889
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:38,920
some rancher blue cheese we got over there

1890
01:05:38,920 --> 01:05:40,920
this one

1891
01:05:40,920 --> 01:05:42,920
fuck! alright so please

1892
01:05:42,920 --> 01:05:44,920
you don't want it? no I like ranch too

1893
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:46,920
so we're uh so this one kid

1894
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:48,920
need anything to dole it down it is pretty hot

1895
01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:50,920
so there is this one kid he just keeps on rolling up

1896
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,920
the uh the little gum wrappers

1897
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:54,920
and just tossing them

1898
01:05:54,920 --> 01:05:56,920
just tossing them at this dude's head

1899
01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:58,920
and then the kid turns around and he goes

1900
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:00,920
if you throw one more gum wrapper at me

1901
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:02,920
you're not gonna like what happens next

1902
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:04,920
and everybody's like don't fucking do it man

1903
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,920
and I just see this kid going like this

1904
01:06:06,920 --> 01:06:08,920
with another gun wrapper

1905
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:10,920
I'm like noooo

1906
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,920
and he just fucking goes

1907
01:06:12,920 --> 01:06:14,920
I tried to grab it

1908
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:16,920
and then the kid just goes like this

1909
01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:18,920
that's it

1910
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,920
I've had enough

1911
01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:22,920
you won't like what happens now

1912
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:24,920
I'm like fuck

1913
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:26,920
this guy's gonna come and kill us man

1914
01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:30,920
like one fucking friend

1915
01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:32,920
get some out of this

1916
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,920
this one kid gets up out of my fucking friend

1917
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:36,020
and get so bad at the chair, he's like,

1918
01:06:36,020 --> 01:06:38,000
no, fuck this shit, man, I'm out.

1919
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,800
And one teacher's like, what are you going?

1920
01:06:39,800 --> 01:06:41,080
Like the teacher couldn't speak English,

1921
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,360
but she's like, what are you going?

1922
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:43,400
What are you going?

1923
01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:45,120
And he's like, fuck this shit.

1924
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:46,440
He's like, I'm not doing it.

1925
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:48,400
So fucking, this kid fucking slams

1926
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:49,960
his briefcase on the table

1927
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,600
and then fucking sprints out the door.

1928
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:54,160
I'm like, oh fuck, man, I'm gonna die.

1929
01:06:54,160 --> 01:06:56,200
Did you ever see that friend ever again?

1930
01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:57,560
Yes, I did.

1931
01:06:57,560 --> 01:06:58,400
But this fucking school's-

1932
01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,600
What was in the briefcase?

1933
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:00,440
We don't know.

1934
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:02,680
The kid slams the briefcase

1935
01:07:02,680 --> 01:07:03,960
and he sprints out of the room

1936
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,520
and I'm like, fuck, I'm gonna die today.

1937
01:07:06,520 --> 01:07:07,600
And like the kid, everybody's like,

1938
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:10,200
looks at the kid, like, what the fuck were you thinking?

1939
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,200
And he's just like, yo, man, I thought I'd be funny, man.

1940
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:13,040
You know what I'm talking about?

1941
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:14,560
I thought I was gonna be funny, man.

1942
01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:16,800
I'm like, no, he's gonna kill us, man.

1943
01:07:16,800 --> 01:07:20,040
So then this dude is on a fucking flight risk list, dude.

1944
01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:21,120
Like, no.

1945
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,800
And then that was the one incident.

1946
01:07:22,800 --> 01:07:25,040
And I think he went to like the superintendent's office

1947
01:07:25,040 --> 01:07:26,240
and like talked to her or whatever,

1948
01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:28,200
like something like stupid like that.

1949
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:31,040
The second time, which I actually got really scared of,

1950
01:07:31,040 --> 01:07:32,360
fucking similar thing,

1951
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,880
but you're like doing like a testing class

1952
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:37,080
and this fucking one chick in my class

1953
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:38,880
just would never shut the fuck up.

1954
01:07:38,880 --> 01:07:41,800
Like she was so loud and she wouldn't shut the fuck up.

1955
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,360
And he goes, hey, it turns around.

1956
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:47,160
And he just goes, can you please be quiet?

1957
01:07:47,160 --> 01:07:49,440
And then she's like, no.

1958
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:53,440
And he's like, I'm gonna continue doing my tests,

1959
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,360
but if you won't stop, I'm gonna be very upset.

1960
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:58,200
And I'm like, oh, dude, this is bad.

1961
01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,240
So I was sitting at like the lab stool

1962
01:08:00,240 --> 01:08:02,480
and I had my fucking ticking time box.

1963
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:03,320
He did that straight.

1964
01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:04,520
Can I get a marshmallow?

1965
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,040
My fucking mouth.

1966
01:08:06,040 --> 01:08:07,400
Now we ate all of them.

1967
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:08,400
Are they actually all gone?

1968
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:10,120
Yeah, they're all gone.

1969
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:10,960
Oh my.

1970
01:08:11,960 --> 01:08:12,960
So I'm sitting there.

1971
01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:13,800
Fuck.

1972
01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,440
And I grabbed, I grabbed,

1973
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:17,280
and you know how you like the lab stools

1974
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:19,680
at like the lab desk in science class?

1975
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:22,080
So I'm sitting over there and I grabbed the lab stool

1976
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:23,640
like by the wagon.

1977
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:24,840
I'm like, this kid tries anything.

1978
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,200
I'm just gonna eat it at.

1979
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,720
And then this kid just like is doing his test.

1980
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:30,960
And like the fucking check behind him's like,

1981
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:33,120
me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, blah, blah, blah, blah.

1982
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:35,360
And he goes, dude, Ted Racco.

1983
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:39,880
Please stop talking.

1984
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:43,680
And then she goes, and she just goes,

1985
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:46,840
everybody thinks you a fucking school shooter homie.

1986
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:48,440
And then she goes, what?

1987
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:52,040
What did you just say to me?

1988
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:55,320
She goes, she goes, you dumb ass ugly motherfucker.

1989
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:57,880
Yeah, everybody thinks you this school shooter looking ass

1990
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:00,920
motherfucker, what you ugly motherfucker gonna do about this?

1991
01:09:00,920 --> 01:09:03,400
He's like, stop talking to me like that.

1992
01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,240
I'm like, fuck dude.

1993
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:09,240
He goes, kids about to fucking rip her trachea out of her body.

1994
01:09:10,600 --> 01:09:12,520
I'm like, oh fuck man.

1995
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:15,520
And he was like, please stop talking to me like that.

1996
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:18,200
I'm like, stop man, you're gonna kill us all.

1997
01:09:18,200 --> 01:09:21,080
And she's like, you ugly motherfucker school shooter

1998
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,680
ass motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you

1999
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:25,600
when you leave this fucking place.

2000
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,680
This is the same chick who also found a bag of hair

2001
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:29,200
when an alleyway and did it.

2002
01:09:29,200 --> 01:09:32,840
These are the type of people I went to school with.

2003
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,880
So can we get him on the podcast?

2004
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:37,920
I don't, I see, we might be able to.

2005
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:41,200
That sounds like not a great idea.

2006
01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,960
To be honest, this doesn't really seem like someone

2007
01:09:43,960 --> 01:09:44,800
I want to be around.

2008
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:47,920
The thing was, it was really funny.

2009
01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:51,440
He came up to me, oh, mind you, in gym class,

2010
01:09:51,440 --> 01:09:53,160
he would be in fucking gym class

2011
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:55,440
and he would like be writing in a notebook

2012
01:09:55,440 --> 01:09:57,360
and writing names down and pointing at people

2013
01:09:57,360 --> 01:10:00,200
with the gun fingers and going bang.

2014
01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:02,880
And I'm like, holy shit.

2015
01:10:02,880 --> 01:10:03,720
He had his list.

2016
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:05,680
So he had his fucking list.

2017
01:10:05,680 --> 01:10:07,880
And then he fucking came up to me out of nowhere

2018
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,760
because I was dating this Russian girl at this point.

2019
01:10:10,760 --> 01:10:12,240
We're not gonna go into that.

2020
01:10:12,240 --> 01:10:14,000
No, that was a dark time.

2021
01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,320
But we're not gonna go into that.

2022
01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:18,600
So I was dating this Russian girl at the time

2023
01:10:18,600 --> 01:10:21,440
and this guy in fucking school shooter Steve comes up

2024
01:10:21,440 --> 01:10:25,200
and he just goes, hey, I'm like, oh fuck.

2025
01:10:25,200 --> 01:10:26,040
Here we go.

2026
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:30,440
And he goes, are you dating Belishnikov?

2027
01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:32,440
And we'll call her.

2028
01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:34,520
And I'm like, yeah, I'm dating her.

2029
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:37,640
And he goes, she was always nice to me.

2030
01:10:37,640 --> 01:10:38,960
And I go, okay.

2031
01:10:38,960 --> 01:10:41,760
And he just goes, don't worry about anything.

2032
01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,680
You're okay in my book.

2033
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:46,320
And I go, all right, man.

2034
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,160
And I went up to fucking-

2035
01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:48,280
Yeah, that's not okay.

2036
01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:50,680
And I go up to fucking Belishnikov

2037
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:51,640
is what we're calling her.

2038
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:55,240
And I just go and I go, are you friends with Steve?

2039
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:56,880
And she goes, oh yeah, Steve's hilarious.

2040
01:10:56,880 --> 01:11:01,440
And I'm like, he just told me that I'm one of the good ones.

2041
01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:03,920
And she goes, yeah.

2042
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:09,080
I go, hey, if you ever get a call from him,

2043
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:12,160
please just let me know about that.

2044
01:11:12,160 --> 01:11:13,280
He's gonna be the heads up.

2045
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,440
Don't come to school tomorrow.

2046
01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:18,200
So that's my school shooter kid fucking thing.

2047
01:11:18,200 --> 01:11:22,680
Let's see your guys' school shooter kid fucking experience.

2048
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:26,680
So I remember the exact day this man went on his downward

2049
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:28,200
descent into becoming a school shooter.

2050
01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:30,640
He ended up being all right, but got troubling in time.

2051
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:31,480
School shooter type.

2052
01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:33,880
We're not like our schools never got shot up or anything.

2053
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:37,000
This kid like fucking hate, he's super nerdy.

2054
01:11:37,000 --> 01:11:41,000
I just had like a couple of friends, but just weird click.

2055
01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:43,040
Fucking, I hung out with him at lunch

2056
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,840
because I was in the weird click.

2057
01:11:46,120 --> 01:11:50,200
And he just fucking hated popular kids.

2058
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,160
And they fucking-

2059
01:11:52,160 --> 01:11:54,000
Oh no.

2060
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:56,520
He would just at lunch, just go on rants about how much

2061
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:57,880
he hated them.

2062
01:11:57,880 --> 01:11:59,920
And then at the end of lunch one day,

2063
01:11:59,920 --> 01:12:02,760
like there was like a fight that was about to break out

2064
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:07,520
actually between like two guys,

2065
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:09,560
opposite sides, opposite tables,

2066
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:11,800
and they were just throwing shit at one another.

2067
01:12:11,800 --> 01:12:15,120
And the last shot went wide right.

2068
01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:17,040
It was a chocolate milk bottle.

2069
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:19,360
The thing smashed on the table

2070
01:12:19,360 --> 01:12:22,960
and just emptied itself all over this kid.

2071
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:25,640
Oh, who fucking already hated these dudes.

2072
01:12:27,480 --> 01:12:28,960
And he just went mental.

2073
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:31,280
He just beat the shit out of this one.

2074
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,440
Like the nerdy kid just took down like this

2075
01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:38,400
Jocklick and type kid and just pummeled him.

2076
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:41,160
It was terrifying.

2077
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:44,400
And then he started wearing fucking trench coats.

2078
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:45,400
Oh no.

2079
01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:48,000
And it was just like, oh God.

2080
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:51,240
Like, and he just went a little bit off the deep

2081
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:53,280
and lost most of his friends.

2082
01:12:53,280 --> 01:12:55,360
Not all just because of this chocolate milk bottle,

2083
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:56,920
but I think that that just was like-

2084
01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:57,760
That was a start.

2085
01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:01,000
That was like not the last drop.

2086
01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:03,440
But I mean, not the last straw,

2087
01:13:03,440 --> 01:13:05,240
but it was like the second to last straw.

2088
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:08,160
He was one step away from fucking doing it.

2089
01:13:08,160 --> 01:13:09,520
That's the last straw.

2090
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:15,120
There was a kid in that we had in our class

2091
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:18,560
that was two years older than me.

2092
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:21,200
That always came to school in trench coats.

2093
01:13:21,200 --> 01:13:23,240
His name was Richard or trench coat kid,

2094
01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:24,080
as we call them.

2095
01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:25,920
Trench coat kid.

2096
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,640
I never like interacted with him much,

2097
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:30,760
but I heard he used to put spells on people

2098
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:31,800
that he didn't like.

2099
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:33,160
Is that still recording?

2100
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:34,080
Yeah.

2101
01:13:34,080 --> 01:13:34,920
Why is it?

2102
01:13:34,920 --> 01:13:36,520
It looks like it stopped, whatever.

2103
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:39,080
Anyways, no, I'm talking about the software

2104
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:40,520
because it doesn't look like it's recording.

2105
01:13:40,520 --> 01:13:41,360
No, it is.

2106
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:42,200
Oh, it is.

2107
01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:44,960
So trench coat kid.

2108
01:13:44,960 --> 01:13:45,800
Oh, yeah.

2109
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:48,800
Trench coat kid used to put magical spells on people

2110
01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,480
that he didn't like.

2111
01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:51,320
He had a must have.

2112
01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:53,720
Mr. Black Darkness 666 type guy.

2113
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:56,640
Yeah, he's like exactly how you would imagine.

2114
01:13:56,640 --> 01:14:01,480
He had a mustache, like dark, like short, dark hair.

2115
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:02,320
Look like.

2116
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:03,680
Was it like greasy dark?

2117
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:04,520
Yeah.

2118
01:14:04,520 --> 01:14:07,040
Was it like my length hair, like longer, like short?

2119
01:14:07,040 --> 01:14:08,120
Shorter than yours.

2120
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:08,960
Oh, it was like shorter.

2121
01:14:08,960 --> 01:14:09,800
Okay.

2122
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:12,200
I need that washed fella.

2123
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:14,840
Had a mustache and a trench coat.

2124
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:16,680
I don't know why you would single out yourself out

2125
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:17,680
like that in high school.

2126
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:18,520
Yeah.

2127
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:19,360
Why would you do that?

2128
01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:20,680
That like makes it worse.

2129
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:24,120
Although I guess it's the same as like me email or something.

2130
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:26,040
I feel like they were just committing to it.

2131
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:26,960
Yeah.

2132
01:14:26,960 --> 01:14:29,600
So by the way, are you guys going to email night tomorrow?

2133
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:30,760
I got to work.

2134
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:31,600
Oh, fuck.

2135
01:14:33,120 --> 01:14:34,960
You're fucking hate me.

2136
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:37,600
I'm going to a fucking fair tomorrow.

2137
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:38,440
Oh my gosh.

2138
01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:41,760
I have the day off.

2139
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:42,600
Again.

2140
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:46,240
I forgot it was tomorrow.

2141
01:14:46,240 --> 01:14:47,080
All right.

2142
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:49,240
So let's do another.

2143
01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:50,560
Maybe I'll be back in time.

2144
01:14:50,560 --> 01:14:51,400
I don't know.

2145
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:52,240
Oh my God.

2146
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:53,080
We'll do.

2147
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:54,320
Let's do another high school story.

2148
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:55,160
Cause I like this.

2149
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:56,000
I like these.

2150
01:14:56,000 --> 01:14:56,840
These are funny.

2151
01:14:56,840 --> 01:14:57,680
So we had,

2152
01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:00,320
we had a,

2153
01:15:00,320 --> 01:15:03,000
let's talk about some fights that happened in the school.

2154
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,960
Cause I sat at the football table

2155
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:06,320
because I was a football kid.

2156
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:07,560
Shout out football.

2157
01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:12,200
But so I was sitting there in my, my quarterback

2158
01:15:12,200 --> 01:15:15,320
and my, my, my right tackle.

2159
01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:16,960
We're sitting across from each other.

2160
01:15:16,960 --> 01:15:20,000
And then my fucking right tackle was just throwing fucking

2161
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,880
like lettuce leaves at my quarterback.

2162
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:23,640
And my quarterback's like fucking stop, man.

2163
01:15:23,640 --> 01:15:24,480
And he goes,

2164
01:15:24,480 --> 01:15:26,160
he picks up more lettuce leaves,

2165
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:27,600
starts throwing them at him.

2166
01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:29,920
And he just goes,

2167
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:31,320
what do you can do about it?

2168
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:34,240
He fucking like takes more lettuce leaves.

2169
01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:35,080
He's throwing it at him.

2170
01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:36,000
He goes, dude,

2171
01:15:36,000 --> 01:15:38,000
if you throw one more fucking lettuce leave at me,

2172
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,080
I'm going to fucking kick your ass.

2173
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:41,160
And then fucking mind you,

2174
01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:43,680
my quarterback was five fucking six.

2175
01:15:43,680 --> 01:15:45,840
And this guy was six, three,

2176
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:47,400
300 plus pounds.

2177
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:50,760
And I go, oh fuck.

2178
01:15:50,760 --> 01:15:51,760
And he goes,

2179
01:15:51,760 --> 01:15:53,100
and he just goes,

2180
01:15:53,100 --> 01:15:54,120
takes one more,

2181
01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:55,920
takes one more fucking,

2182
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:57,040
takes one more leaf,

2183
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:57,880
throws them.

2184
01:15:57,880 --> 01:16:00,760
This kid fucking jumps over the table,

2185
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:03,240
tackles the 350 pound guy,

2186
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:07,040
tackles the 350 pound guy and throws them to a wall.

2187
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:09,980
So these motherfuckers start fucking blasting each other.

2188
01:16:09,980 --> 01:16:11,160
They're just fucking,

2189
01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:12,440
they're knocking,

2190
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:15,160
dude, there's a crack in the wall of my high school

2191
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:17,740
from this fight that's still there to this day.

2192
01:16:20,100 --> 01:16:21,460
It's, oh my God.

2193
01:16:22,920 --> 01:16:24,580
I need to like go for a walk.

2194
01:16:28,080 --> 01:16:30,280
That was one of my favorite.

2195
01:16:32,640 --> 01:16:34,520
Sponsored by Delta nine gummies.

2196
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:37,720
Oh fuck, that was Delta nine.

2197
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:39,960
That's why it was Delta eight.

2198
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:42,680
I am fucking so baked right now.

2199
01:16:43,740 --> 01:16:44,580
It's okay.

2200
01:16:44,580 --> 01:16:46,840
I would never would have eaten that.

2201
01:16:46,840 --> 01:16:47,680
It's all right, bud.

2202
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:48,520
You'll get,

2203
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:49,680
you'll get over it quickly.

2204
01:16:51,280 --> 01:16:52,520
No, it's an edible.

2205
01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:57,200
So you'll get over it moderately quickly.

2206
01:16:57,200 --> 01:16:58,040
Okay.

2207
01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:00,000
Okay.

2208
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:01,720
So,

2209
01:17:01,720 --> 01:17:05,120
God damn it.

2210
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:08,120
You're right there, Tyler.

2211
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:10,840
Okay.

2212
01:17:10,840 --> 01:17:12,840
What other high school stories we got?

2213
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,840
I'm just going to try to snap out of it.

2214
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:17,440
I mean, I got a couple,

2215
01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:18,920
but I just, I'd been telling a few of them.

2216
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:20,440
Let's, let's hear a couple more.

2217
01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:22,480
So I got nothing.

2218
01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:24,440
What about fights?

2219
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:25,280
Oh yeah.

2220
01:17:25,280 --> 01:17:26,120
I got one.

2221
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:31,120
So my friend in my friend in 11th grade, 12th grade.

2222
01:17:33,240 --> 01:17:34,280
We were good friends,

2223
01:17:34,280 --> 01:17:37,640
but we had like a disagreement about something.

2224
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:40,880
I don't know really what,

2225
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:44,120
but so I was like,

2226
01:17:44,120 --> 01:17:45,360
so we got in this argument.

2227
01:17:45,360 --> 01:17:46,200
I was like fuck off.

2228
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,680
Don't talk to me and I started.

2229
01:17:47,680 --> 01:17:49,600
I just like started ignoring him.

2230
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:51,680
So one day in English class,

2231
01:17:51,680 --> 01:17:55,600
he sat behind me and I went to like to pass the papers back

2232
01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:59,040
to him and I like dropped him on his desk and they went all over

2233
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:01,360
the floor just to be an asshole.

2234
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:06,080
And he and he goes, no, I'm fucking done.

2235
01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:10,560
He stands up and puts me in a headlock from behind in the

2236
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:11,960
middle of the English class.

2237
01:18:12,960 --> 01:18:15,360
My teachers like what the fuck is happening?

2238
01:18:16,160 --> 01:18:19,360
It was like, there's like never any fights at my school.

2239
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:21,360
It was like a very small school.

2240
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:26,560
So he put me in the headlock and the teacher like dragged him out

2241
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:30,560
of the room and I did talk to the principal

2242
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:32,840
and he goes, what the fuck happened?

2243
01:18:32,840 --> 01:18:34,040
I'm like, I don't know.

2244
01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:36,840
I just like dropped some papers on this dude's desk and he

2245
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:42,600
said, he went fucking whole Kogan army and then the guidance

2246
01:18:42,600 --> 01:18:46,280
counselor had to go talk to you and I didn't like him much either

2247
01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:50,600
and he was like, I need to be sure that there's going to be no

2248
01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:51,680
retaliation.

2249
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:55,040
I'm like for what?

2250
01:18:55,040 --> 01:19:00,520
All I did was fucking drop some papers on this dude's desk.

2251
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:04,520
But that, uh, yeah, that was, uh, that was kind of awkward after

2252
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:08,800
that. So that's how about fight that I got into fucking.

2253
01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:10,400
I was just walking down the hallway.

2254
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:15,280
I was in ninth grade at this point and I was in ninth grade

2255
01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:19,240
at this point and this motherfucker was, I think he was 10th or 11th

2256
01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:22,240
grade and like he came by and it was literally like the fucking

2257
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:26,080
like 1980s, like high school bully fucking went by and knocked

2258
01:19:26,080 --> 01:19:27,720
the books out of my hand and he goes, pick them up.

2259
01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:35,160
And I go, and I start picking them up and then he kicks them.

2260
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:39,400
And I'm like, okay, this is going to end today.

2261
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:43,920
So I got up and I fucking socked this dude right in the fucking

2262
01:19:43,920 --> 01:19:46,440
mouth. This goes, what?

2263
01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:47,840
Then he like, he put up his fucking hands.

2264
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:50,480
Mind you, I've been boxing for three years at this point.

2265
01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:54,680
So I can fucking, I can fight with some decent, decent, decent

2266
01:19:54,680 --> 01:19:58,240
professionalism. And I was just punching the fucking, this guy,

2267
01:19:58,440 --> 01:19:59,880
he caught me like three times.

2268
01:19:59,920 --> 01:20:02,240
And then when he caught me one time, he fucking, he knocked my

2269
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:05,840
jaw pretty good. I grabbed him by his fucking long ass greasy hair

2270
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:08,400
and I smashed his face on the fucking locker.

2271
01:20:08,840 --> 01:20:10,440
And everybody's like, holy shit.

2272
01:20:10,480 --> 01:20:12,640
I just kept smashing his head on the locker.

2273
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,120
And then my fucking gym teacher comes and goes, whoa, what's

2274
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:16,760
going on here? Boys, boys, come on.

2275
01:20:16,760 --> 01:20:21,880
Tyler, I think you might have been the school shooter. Jesus Christ.

2276
01:20:22,080 --> 01:20:23,240
Definitely been to Judy.

2277
01:20:24,880 --> 01:20:26,480
And then Mike, he's like, fucking high school gym teacher

2278
01:20:26,480 --> 01:20:29,240
come in and goes, hey, buddy, buddy, buddy, what's going on?

2279
01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:30,200
What's going on, buddy?

2280
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:31,240
I'm like, fuck this guy.

2281
01:20:31,240 --> 01:20:33,240
And he goes, he looks down at him.

2282
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:36,080
He goes, we're going to the office.

2283
01:20:36,080 --> 01:20:38,520
But yeah, that guy seems like he's kind of an asshole.

2284
01:20:40,720 --> 01:20:43,400
Mind you, this gym teacher, I'm trying to get to come on the

2285
01:20:43,400 --> 01:20:45,240
podcast. I think he'd be a great guest.

2286
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:49,120
Good. This guy is a fucking goddamn maniac.

2287
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:49,800
And I love him.

2288
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:52,160
So how was your time at juvenile detention home?

2289
01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:54,800
I never went to juvenile detention.

2290
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:55,640
How?

2291
01:20:56,880 --> 01:20:57,880
I don't know.

2292
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:01,480
That's a charges pressed event that you just described.

2293
01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:03,760
Yeah, I didn't do anything.

2294
01:21:06,160 --> 01:21:07,640
All right.

2295
01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:09,000
What do we got here?

2296
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:10,000
Everybody else got a tap?

2297
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,000
Fuck.

2298
01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:16,520
Yo, I get a topic for you.

2299
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:19,960
How about the thoughts that are going through my head right

2300
01:21:20,640 --> 01:21:22,760
with how high I feel?

2301
01:21:22,760 --> 01:21:24,080
What are your thoughts?

2302
01:21:24,080 --> 01:21:26,200
Are you on a different plane of ascension?

2303
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:29,040
I feel every last muscle moving.

2304
01:21:29,440 --> 01:21:31,360
I face space.

2305
01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:32,840
Space, bro.

2306
01:21:32,840 --> 01:21:34,480
Yeah. Space.

2307
01:21:34,480 --> 01:21:35,760
Oh, no.

2308
01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:37,840
Do you know how infinite spaces?

2309
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:44,200
So fucking huge and it's ever expanding, dude.

2310
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:45,360
It's ever expanding.

2311
01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:46,360
That's the craziest part.

2312
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:49,040
This guy is about to throw me into an existential fucking

2313
01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:50,040
crisis.

2314
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:53,000
Me and me and Dan talks about this on the first episode.

2315
01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:58,600
The size, the age of the universe is like 13.8 billion

2316
01:21:58,600 --> 01:21:59,600
years, right?

2317
01:22:00,400 --> 01:22:02,040
Put that into perspective.

2318
01:22:02,040 --> 01:22:07,200
Milky Way Galaxy distance.

2319
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:08,680
Let's see.

2320
01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:09,680
Let's see the.

2321
01:22:10,680 --> 01:22:12,560
I don't like 25,000.

2322
01:22:13,560 --> 01:22:15,600
Twenty five thousand what light years?

2323
01:22:15,880 --> 01:22:17,080
How big is a light year?

2324
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:19,800
It's how long it takes to travel.

2325
01:22:20,040 --> 01:22:20,560
Six.

2326
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:23,280
So the Milky Way is probably approximately a hundred thousand

2327
01:22:23,280 --> 01:22:27,760
light years across and that's just six hundred thousand trillion

2328
01:22:27,760 --> 01:22:28,760
miles.

2329
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:32,520
My God, so that means it would take one thousand one hundred

2330
01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:35,640
thousand years of going light speed to reach and that's just

2331
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:36,140
one.

2332
01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:39,040
I mean is the speed of light like a light year.

2333
01:22:39,040 --> 01:22:45,240
That is the amount of time it takes light to what the fuck am I

2334
01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:47,440
saying that's just in our galaxy.

2335
01:22:47,440 --> 01:22:50,280
Yeah, that's how it takes light to travel and there's the

2336
01:22:50,280 --> 01:22:53,760
universe itself where there's space in between the galaxy.

2337
01:22:53,760 --> 01:22:58,480
It's like light is so unfathomably fast.

2338
01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:03,120
That's being used as a unit of distance and it's like what

2339
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:05,880
would what would you do if we found like mass relays?

2340
01:23:09,200 --> 01:23:10,200
I'd find tally.

2341
01:23:10,320 --> 01:23:11,320
I'd find.

2342
01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:14,320
Now I find tally before you did the core.

2343
01:23:14,320 --> 01:23:16,880
I care very deeply about the Korean people.

2344
01:23:17,560 --> 01:23:18,560
I'd find Garris.

2345
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:23,200
Bro, but space is fucking crazy.

2346
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:27,680
Bro, just think about the distance in the year.

2347
01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,040
The amount of nothingness.

2348
01:23:30,040 --> 01:23:34,600
Yeah, just nothing for like so long.

2349
01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:37,640
Like so long.

2350
01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:40,320
Macabell.

2351
01:23:40,640 --> 01:23:42,440
I'm coming for you, you bastard.

2352
01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:44,840
How you doing black?

2353
01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:49,480
How you doing black alone, Mr. Morgan?

2354
01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:52,960
I got a plan, boys.

2355
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:57,400
We just need to stick a little more.

2356
01:23:58,240 --> 01:24:00,440
We need to stick to the plan.

2357
01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:03,480
One more score.

2358
01:24:03,480 --> 01:24:05,960
Are you that's what the hell are you talking about?

2359
01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:09,040
You've lost your life.

2360
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:10,800
You've lost your mind, Dutch.

2361
01:24:10,800 --> 01:24:15,160
We just need to stick to the plan, son.

2362
01:24:16,400 --> 01:24:19,400
We're going to Haiti.

2363
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:20,400
OK, sorry.

2364
01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:22,200
Let's not do that.

2365
01:24:22,200 --> 01:24:25,880
To rail to hard into autistic impressions here.

2366
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:28,760
My.

2367
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:31,440
My.

2368
01:24:31,440 --> 01:24:33,440
You fucking rat.

2369
01:24:33,440 --> 01:24:35,040
I'm coming for you, my.

2370
01:24:35,040 --> 01:24:41,280
I don't know what's going on.

2371
01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:43,760
That's quite the cough you got there black lung.

2372
01:24:44,160 --> 01:24:46,680
Like, my I'm coming for you.

2373
01:24:46,680 --> 01:24:47,880
It was why'd you do it?

2374
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:48,880
My.

2375
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:53,040
What the fuck?

2376
01:24:54,040 --> 01:24:56,280
I gave you everything I had.

2377
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:58,520
You were like a son to me, Arthur.

2378
01:25:00,120 --> 01:25:01,120
A son.

2379
01:25:02,000 --> 01:25:03,840
Let's get some more space facts.

2380
01:25:03,840 --> 01:25:05,840
Space facts.

2381
01:25:06,840 --> 01:25:07,840
Yeah, man.

2382
01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:10,440
Well, let me just type in space.

2383
01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:16,040
You're going to find some gold shit if you type that in.

2384
01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:21,440
Neutron stars can spin out a rate of 600 rotations per second.

2385
01:25:21,440 --> 01:25:22,440
Jesus Christ.

2386
01:25:22,440 --> 01:25:23,440
Jesus fucking.

2387
01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:24,440
That's insane.

2388
01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:27,440
That's just random shit like that.

2389
01:25:27,440 --> 01:25:30,440
This is a fucking star that is spinning.

2390
01:25:30,440 --> 01:25:31,440
600.

2391
01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:33,440
That is insane.

2392
01:25:33,440 --> 01:25:39,040
And you just think of how much is think of the amount of matter that is being moved there.

2393
01:25:39,040 --> 01:25:41,040
And how fast that is.

2394
01:25:41,040 --> 01:25:45,040
And neutron stars are the ones that have like the fucking death beams coming out of them.

2395
01:25:45,040 --> 01:25:46,040
So fucking death.

2396
01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:47,040
That's the other thing.

2397
01:25:47,040 --> 01:25:50,040
That's just spinning around 600 times a second.

2398
01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:52,040
It's just a death beam that's going.

2399
01:25:52,040 --> 01:25:54,040
And space is just so terrifying.

2400
01:25:54,040 --> 01:26:01,040
Like, realistically, if an asteroid that like and we're notoriously bad at finding them,

2401
01:26:01,040 --> 01:26:05,640
but when asteroids get close, it like it just takes a big enough one.

2402
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:06,640
There's nothing we can do.

2403
01:26:06,640 --> 01:26:09,640
It's an extinction level event that could happen at any second.

2404
01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:11,640
Not do we're calling Bruce Willis and we're going to do Armageddon.

2405
01:26:11,640 --> 01:26:12,640
We're going to do kit.

2406
01:26:12,640 --> 01:26:17,640
There's an uncountable, uncountable amount of stars in the known universe.

2407
01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:24,640
The last, the National University study put their estimate at 76 trillion stars.

2408
01:26:24,640 --> 01:26:27,640
That is insane.

2409
01:26:27,640 --> 01:26:29,640
And just imagine out of those trillion.

2410
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:31,640
You know what a fucking trillion is.

2411
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:32,640
Sex trillion.

2412
01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:33,640
Sex trillion.

2413
01:26:33,640 --> 01:26:34,640
Okay.

2414
01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:39,640
Six million, six trillion or six times trillion trillion is the third one.

2415
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:40,640
Yeah.

2416
01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:43,640
And then quadrillion quintillion.

2417
01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:46,640
Oh my God.

2418
01:26:46,640 --> 01:26:50,640
Yeah, there's no way there's not just more life out there.

2419
01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:51,640
There's definitely a tally out there.

2420
01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:54,640
There's millions of tally.

2421
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:59,640
I'm a big finder.

2422
01:26:59,640 --> 01:27:00,640
Damn, dude, another like super high thought.

2423
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:02,640
I am so high right now.

2424
01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:04,640
I can't feel my feet.

2425
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:05,640
Okay.

2426
01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:08,640
That's, I've lost the ability to feel them.

2427
01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:11,640
So what do you think tally looks like under that suit?

2428
01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:14,640
Hopefully not that shitty little picture they put in.

2429
01:27:14,640 --> 01:27:15,640
Yeah.

2430
01:27:15,640 --> 01:27:20,640
That's the big payoff.

2431
01:27:20,640 --> 01:27:25,640
I'm not gonna say anything for you on your desk.

2432
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:30,640
Shepard's like, I'm commander shepherd and this is my favorite girl.

2433
01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:33,640
I said it.

2434
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:37,640
Bro, do you ever read about the fate of the universe?

2435
01:27:37,640 --> 01:27:38,640
What are you talking about?

2436
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:41,640
I don't think that this is a topic that we should discuss.

2437
01:27:41,640 --> 01:27:43,640
Definitely a topic that we should discuss right now.

2438
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:44,640
No, no, no, no.

2439
01:27:44,640 --> 01:27:45,640
Absolutely.

2440
01:27:45,640 --> 01:27:46,640
Okay.

2441
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:49,640
You want to hear of like a horrifying way that they believe the universe may end.

2442
01:27:49,640 --> 01:27:50,640
Yeah.

2443
01:27:50,640 --> 01:27:51,640
The reapers.

2444
01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:56,640
It's just right now, essentially everything has energy, but like all the cells, like that's

2445
01:27:56,640 --> 01:28:00,640
like how like, like heat, like heat is the way cells are like, I mean, that's how the

2446
01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:03,640
fucking atoms are like bouncing around and shit.

2447
01:28:03,640 --> 01:28:08,640
Eventually after enough time, all the stars are going to go out.

2448
01:28:08,640 --> 01:28:09,640
All the stars are going to go out.

2449
01:28:09,640 --> 01:28:14,640
Everything is going to be dead and there's just going to be no more energy left in the

2450
01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:15,640
universe.

2451
01:28:15,640 --> 01:28:20,640
There's going to be every atom in the known universe, well, not known every, the entire

2452
01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:21,640
universe just stops moving.

2453
01:28:21,640 --> 01:28:27,640
I mean, that would be trillions and trillions of years from now, but that will happen.

2454
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:31,640
Like eventually all the, the matter is just going to move.

2455
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:32,640
Yeah.

2456
01:28:32,640 --> 01:28:37,720
Everything will get split apart and everything will get so far apart that no atoms can even

2457
01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:38,720
touch anymore.

2458
01:28:38,720 --> 01:28:42,640
There's also a theory that galaxies can collide with each other and make one super galaxy.

2459
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:43,640
That's so insane.

2460
01:28:43,640 --> 01:28:44,640
That is the, I'm sorry.

2461
01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:47,520
I'm just trying to wrap my head around that.

2462
01:28:47,520 --> 01:28:49,640
Just atoms just don't work.

2463
01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:52,480
And that's, that's just how the universe ends.

2464
01:28:52,480 --> 01:28:58,040
It is frozen in, in, I mean, time at that point just isn't even a concept.

2465
01:28:58,040 --> 01:29:00,360
It's not even worth talking about.

2466
01:29:00,360 --> 01:29:03,880
Time can't exist if atoms don't work.

2467
01:29:03,880 --> 01:29:05,880
That's fucking insane.

2468
01:29:05,880 --> 01:29:08,640
What the fuck was that?

2469
01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:09,640
Hello.

2470
01:29:09,640 --> 01:29:10,640
Oh.

2471
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:11,640
Did it happen last night?

2472
01:29:11,640 --> 01:29:12,640
It's going on.

2473
01:29:12,640 --> 01:29:22,640
Are we, I would say check, check, check, check, check, check, check.

2474
01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:25,320
All right, we're checked.

2475
01:29:25,320 --> 01:29:26,320
We are checked.

2476
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:33,040
What we're saying heat after the universe, you know, the universe is expanding until

2477
01:29:33,040 --> 01:29:42,560
ever elastingly expanding until heat death until the big bang is created from the

2478
01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:46,280
death of our current universe.

2479
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:47,840
And it all starts again.

2480
01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:48,840
And it all starts again.

2481
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:52,320
Did you ever hear the theory that the moon was the first earth?

2482
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:54,640
And you just never get any answers.

2483
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:56,440
Like that just, this is.

2484
01:29:56,440 --> 01:30:01,000
But did you ever hear the theory that the moon was the first earth?

2485
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,000
No.

2486
01:30:02,000 --> 01:30:09,280
So the moon, the way it is, doesn't make sense how it just rotates around us.

2487
01:30:09,280 --> 01:30:14,680
And also, if the moon collided with the earth when it was like still forming, the earth

2488
01:30:14,680 --> 01:30:17,720
would be totally different than it actually is.

2489
01:30:17,720 --> 01:30:21,280
But it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,

2490
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:22,280
what the fuck?

2491
01:30:22,280 --> 01:30:26,560
Did I just fucking do a record there for a second?

2492
01:30:26,560 --> 01:30:34,120
But the, the moon and earth, the way that they rotate around each other is almost like

2493
01:30:34,120 --> 01:30:37,240
incomprehensible.

2494
01:30:37,240 --> 01:30:42,120
And the theory is that the moon actually was the first earth.

2495
01:30:42,120 --> 01:30:47,920
And we had some sort of insane cataclysm that sent us back into like the stone ages.

2496
01:30:47,920 --> 01:30:54,120
And that's why the earth was actually rotating around the moon first, and then some sort

2497
01:30:54,120 --> 01:30:55,760
of cataclysm happened.

2498
01:30:55,760 --> 01:30:59,320
And then we destroyed the earth so much that it became the moon.

2499
01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:03,560
And actually the earth is reset by, by that.

2500
01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:09,280
And then if we never have a cataclysm that can destroy the earth again, there's going

2501
01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:10,520
to be another earth.

2502
01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:14,720
Like God keeps on creating more and more earths until he gets it right.

2503
01:31:14,720 --> 01:31:15,720
Weird.

2504
01:31:15,720 --> 01:31:17,840
Do you think the moon landing was fake?

2505
01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:19,340
No.

2506
01:31:19,340 --> 01:31:21,440
That's a stupid fucking thing.

2507
01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:25,560
People are like, oh my God, they got the fucking dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt.

2508
01:31:25,560 --> 01:31:30,640
Like they're, they're fucking like, there's the, the, the UCGI and it's like the fucking

2509
01:31:30,640 --> 01:31:33,760
technology back then was fucking retarded.

2510
01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:35,400
They had green screens back then.

2511
01:31:35,400 --> 01:31:36,400
Yeah.

2512
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:39,400
But they couldn't fucking fake the moon landing.

2513
01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:41,400
It's on the fucking moon.

2514
01:31:41,400 --> 01:31:43,400
Like, what the fuck?

2515
01:31:43,400 --> 01:31:46,400
Like I just shut the fuck up and let me talk.

2516
01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:47,400
Jesus fucking Christ.

2517
01:31:47,400 --> 01:31:49,400
The fucking moon landing is real.

2518
01:31:49,400 --> 01:31:50,400
How could you?

2519
01:31:50,400 --> 01:31:53,400
They're like, the fucking moon.

2520
01:31:53,400 --> 01:31:57,400
And they're like, the moon landing is fake, buddy.

2521
01:31:57,400 --> 01:32:00,400
The moon landing, it can't be real.

2522
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:03,400
How did we get to the lucky moon, man?

2523
01:32:03,400 --> 01:32:08,400
And I'm like, the fucking moon landing is fucking real.

2524
01:32:08,400 --> 01:32:09,400
Christ.

2525
01:32:09,400 --> 01:32:11,400
Oh my fucking God.

2526
01:32:11,400 --> 01:32:16,400
Like, I'm all about conspiracies, but are you fucking retarded?

2527
01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:19,400
Are you actually fucking retarded?

2528
01:32:19,400 --> 01:32:22,400
Oh, the moon landing is fake, brother.

2529
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:25,400
I saw the Stanley Cobrax.

2530
01:32:25,400 --> 01:32:29,400
What the fuck, man?

2531
01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:34,400
That was his first meltdown that I had on the podcast.

2532
01:32:34,400 --> 01:32:35,400
There we go.

2533
01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:37,400
That was horrifying.

2534
01:32:37,400 --> 01:32:44,400
I have the most audible audio delay when I talk.

2535
01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:50,400
I can hardly fucking think talking like this.

2536
01:32:50,400 --> 01:32:52,400
No, it's all right now.

2537
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:53,400
Is it?

2538
01:32:53,400 --> 01:32:56,400
It's the God damn moon landing, boy.

2539
01:32:56,400 --> 01:33:02,400
All right, I'm gonna reset that.

2540
01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:04,400
All right, we're going.

2541
01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:10,400
I for one think the moon landing was paid for by crisis actor.

2542
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:12,400
Are you fucking?

2543
01:33:12,400 --> 01:33:14,400
Wait, paid for by what?

2544
01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:22,400
I think the moon landing is crisis actors.

2545
01:33:22,400 --> 01:33:29,400
So God explain explain it so Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were scientists, right?

2546
01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:32,400
But they were actually trained by NASA.

2547
01:33:32,400 --> 01:33:35,400
Oh my God, don't do this case.

2548
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:39,400
God damn fucking Neil Armstrong was not a NASA scientist.

2549
01:33:39,400 --> 01:33:50,400
He was a scientist that became an actor, essentially to take shot up in a California

2550
01:33:50,400 --> 01:33:54,400
video in front of a green screen.

2551
01:33:54,400 --> 01:34:00,400
And how do you suppose that they faked the the shit that they did like when they're

2552
01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:04,400
like hitting golf balls and shit and there's very clearly like no gravity.

2553
01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:06,400
He's gonna say strings.

2554
01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:09,400
He's gonna say like special thick strings, man.

2555
01:34:09,400 --> 01:34:10,400
Are you fucking stupid?

2556
01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:12,400
Are you fucking stupid?

2557
01:34:12,400 --> 01:34:14,400
Star Wars came out like soon after.

2558
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:20,400
You shut the fuck up.

2559
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:25,400
I mean, I guess I know the Cold War.

2560
01:34:25,400 --> 01:34:30,400
We got to we got to fake it so we can get to the moon before the Russians did.

2561
01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:34,400
We choose to go to the moon not because it's easy, but because it is hot.

2562
01:34:34,400 --> 01:34:36,400
Shut the fuck up, man.

2563
01:34:36,400 --> 01:34:41,400
We got to go to the fucking moon because fucking JFK got assassinated by the fucking

2564
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:44,400
government.

2565
01:34:44,400 --> 01:34:52,400
He got killed by the government.

2566
01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:54,400
Wow.

2567
01:34:54,400 --> 01:34:58,400
God damn it.

2568
01:34:58,400 --> 01:35:00,400
We got to bring him back in.

2569
01:35:00,400 --> 01:35:03,400
Come back there.

2570
01:35:03,400 --> 01:35:06,400
I believe JFK was killed by the CIA.

2571
01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:08,400
God, you son.

2572
01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:11,400
It's obvious that it was a government.

2573
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:15,400
You can't shoot somebody twice with that type of rifle from that far away.

2574
01:35:15,400 --> 01:35:17,400
It doesn't fucking make sense.

2575
01:35:17,400 --> 01:35:21,400
There was two shots to that came from two different low casings.

2576
01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:24,400
My guy, Marilyn Monroe.

2577
01:35:24,400 --> 01:35:25,400
Fuck them.

2578
01:35:25,400 --> 01:35:30,400
She fucking suck this dick in the office.

2579
01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:34,400
Okay.

2580
01:35:34,400 --> 01:35:35,400
Okay.

2581
01:35:35,400 --> 01:35:36,400
Wow.

2582
01:35:36,400 --> 01:35:39,400
I'm too high for this.

2583
01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:46,400
I regret that gummy with my entire being right now.

2584
01:35:46,400 --> 01:35:50,400
That's going to take so long to wear off.

2585
01:35:50,400 --> 01:35:52,400
Oh, fuck.

2586
01:35:52,400 --> 01:35:53,400
Fuck.

2587
01:35:53,400 --> 01:35:54,400
Oh, boy.

2588
01:35:54,400 --> 01:35:56,400
She Tyler's having a meltdown.

2589
01:35:56,400 --> 01:35:59,400
He's not even on drugs.

2590
01:35:59,400 --> 01:36:01,400
That's just the skits.

2591
01:36:01,400 --> 01:36:06,400
You almost lost me there for a minute.

2592
01:36:06,400 --> 01:36:09,400
I was about 0.5 seconds away from just going on a walk because I was freaking out.

2593
01:36:09,400 --> 01:36:12,400
I was like, I was so close to greening out there.

2594
01:36:12,400 --> 01:36:14,400
Like a fit.

2595
01:36:14,400 --> 01:36:17,400
I was so close to having a mental breakdown.

2596
01:36:17,400 --> 01:36:23,400
It was right at the point where I was detached enough from reality that I was not having a good time anymore.

2597
01:36:23,400 --> 01:36:26,400
We're going to reel in this podcast.

2598
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:28,400
I'm going off the fucking rails, man.

2599
01:36:28,400 --> 01:36:32,400
Fuck JFK fucking Joe Biden.

2600
01:36:32,400 --> 01:36:34,400
Fucking throw those gummies in the garbage.

2601
01:36:34,400 --> 01:36:37,400
Fucking weed.

2602
01:36:37,400 --> 01:36:40,400
Fucking weed is a thing to control the masses.

2603
01:36:40,400 --> 01:36:42,400
Drugs are things to control the masses.

2604
01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:44,400
Let you see God.

2605
01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:46,400
God's real.

2606
01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:49,400
941 cold.

2607
01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:56,400
We have some men with absolute delusions here.

2608
01:36:56,400 --> 01:36:59,400
He's gone completely off the rails.

2609
01:36:59,400 --> 01:37:01,400
It's delusional.

2610
01:37:01,400 --> 01:37:03,400
Just come pick them up, please.

2611
01:37:03,400 --> 01:37:05,400
All right.

2612
01:37:05,400 --> 01:37:08,400
Fucking EMS is finest over here.

2613
01:37:08,400 --> 01:37:10,400
It's fine.

2614
01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:12,400
All right.

2615
01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:14,400
New topic.

2616
01:37:14,400 --> 01:37:17,400
How do you guys feel about feminism?

2617
01:37:17,400 --> 01:37:20,400
Don't even get me fucking started on this shit.

2618
01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:22,400
Tyler, take it away.

2619
01:37:22,400 --> 01:37:24,400
Feminazis.

2620
01:37:24,400 --> 01:37:26,400
Get in a minute.

2621
01:37:26,400 --> 01:37:30,400
I need to calm down before I start fucking screaming about this shit.

2622
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:32,400
You guys can talk amongst yourself.

2623
01:37:32,400 --> 01:37:36,400
I'm going to take a stroll around this basement real quick.

2624
01:37:36,400 --> 01:37:40,400
Feminazis, Ellie Mack. Feminazis.

2625
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:45,400
I mean, they're fucking irritating as shit.

2626
01:37:45,400 --> 01:37:49,400
Do you think that men and women should have equal,

2627
01:37:49,400 --> 01:37:53,400
should we celebrate men just as much as feminism

2628
01:37:53,400 --> 01:37:55,400
celebrates women?

2629
01:37:55,400 --> 01:38:01,400
He's going to town on that punching bag.

2630
01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:04,400
All right.

2631
01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:09,400
So Tyler, how do you feel about it?

2632
01:38:09,400 --> 01:38:11,400
Okay.

2633
01:38:11,400 --> 01:38:13,400
Welcome back.

2634
01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:15,400
I'm back.

2635
01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:17,400
Okay, so.

2636
01:38:17,400 --> 01:38:23,400
I'm pretty sure I have the fucking pepper sauce on it.

2637
01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:25,400
All right.

2638
01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:27,400
Feminism.

2639
01:38:27,400 --> 01:38:29,400
First wave feminism.

2640
01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:30,400
Good thing.

2641
01:38:30,400 --> 01:38:34,400
Women's suffrage, women's rights, women's all that shit.

2642
01:38:34,400 --> 01:38:35,400
That's fine.

2643
01:38:35,400 --> 01:38:37,400
Second wave.

2644
01:38:37,400 --> 01:38:39,400
I forgot what second wave was.

2645
01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:42,400
Dressing up like vaginas and protesting outside the capital.

2646
01:38:42,400 --> 01:38:44,400
That's third wave.

2647
01:38:44,400 --> 01:38:48,400
That's third wave.

2648
01:38:48,400 --> 01:38:52,400
I know the first one was for women's right to vote.

2649
01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:54,400
I think it was like for women's rights.

2650
01:38:54,400 --> 01:38:58,400
I think second wave was women's rights to like be paid equally to men or some shit, whatever.

2651
01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:03,400
But third wave feminism is a fucking cancer.

2652
01:39:03,400 --> 01:39:07,400
Third wave feminism, they already have equal rights.

2653
01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:10,400
Now they want to have more rights.

2654
01:39:10,400 --> 01:39:11,400
That's my main issue.

2655
01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:14,400
I'm all for equal rights of everybody.

2656
01:39:14,400 --> 01:39:17,400
Every single person on this planet should have an equal right.

2657
01:39:17,400 --> 01:39:27,400
But my issue comes in when they're like, I should get more than you because I am a woman, because I'm black, because I am gay, because I am something else.

2658
01:39:27,400 --> 01:39:32,400
That should not make you a better person than any other person on this planet.

2659
01:39:32,400 --> 01:39:35,400
Because that in itself is not equality.

2660
01:39:35,400 --> 01:39:37,400
That is supremacy.

2661
01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:40,400
And I think that supremacy is a bad thing.

2662
01:39:40,400 --> 01:39:47,400
And people are saying, oh, women get paid fucking like 85 cents per man's one dollar.

2663
01:39:47,400 --> 01:39:48,400
You know what that is?

2664
01:39:48,400 --> 01:39:49,400
Anybody know what that is?

2665
01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:50,400
I'm open to the thing.

2666
01:39:50,400 --> 01:39:51,400
I know what it is.

2667
01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:55,400
I just want to hear your guys opinion on that because I'll fucking blow your mind on that.

2668
01:39:55,400 --> 01:39:56,400
Why?

2669
01:39:56,400 --> 01:39:58,400
It's not going to be the reason you think it is.

2670
01:39:58,400 --> 01:40:02,400
I mean, women have like can go out of work for childcare.

2671
01:40:02,400 --> 01:40:04,400
So I imagine that affect the average wage.

2672
01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:06,400
No, no, that's that.

2673
01:40:06,400 --> 01:40:07,400
That does have to do with it.

2674
01:40:07,400 --> 01:40:11,400
But it's not the reason why women supposedly get paid.

2675
01:40:11,400 --> 01:40:14,400
They do it by a global average.

2676
01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:16,400
So they do it by an average.

2677
01:40:16,400 --> 01:40:18,400
They don't do it by job to job for the same job.

2678
01:40:18,400 --> 01:40:19,400
Do you know why?

2679
01:40:19,400 --> 01:40:24,400
Allie Mac, I'll give you the reasoning why if you sexism.

2680
01:40:26,400 --> 01:40:31,400
You know, I don't think Ali Mac does why I'm hardly with us right now.

2681
01:40:31,400 --> 01:40:34,400
My brother's no longer with us.

2682
01:40:34,400 --> 01:40:45,400
So the reason why women get paid 82 cents to men's dollar is not because they don't get paid equally for the same job because they do.

2683
01:40:45,400 --> 01:40:51,400
Actually, it's almost the case that women get paid more than most men in the same job field.

2684
01:40:51,400 --> 01:41:01,400
The reason why that the whole wage gap is a thing is because they take the top 1%, which is mostly men, which is billions of dollars.

2685
01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:03,400
These people are making billions of dollars.

2686
01:41:03,400 --> 01:41:10,400
If you actually look at the general masses of people and take out the top 1%, women make more than men.

2687
01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:17,400
So when they when they factor in the top 10% of billionaires like up there, so why is it off?

2688
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:18,400
It throws off the entire thing.

2689
01:41:18,400 --> 01:41:21,400
Why is it that billionaires are mostly men?

2690
01:41:21,400 --> 01:41:24,400
Because let's let's be fucking real.

2691
01:41:24,400 --> 01:41:26,400
You know, it's just become a billionaire overnight.

2692
01:41:26,400 --> 01:41:33,400
And back in, you know, the 1980s, the 1970s, the time when these fucking billionaires were up and coming.

2693
01:41:33,400 --> 01:41:37,400
Most of these billionaires started working in like the 60s, 70s or 80s.

2694
01:41:37,400 --> 01:41:39,400
So that's why they're billionaires now.

2695
01:41:39,400 --> 01:41:44,400
If we get I give it fucking 25 years from now, there's gonna be more women billionaires than men billionaires.

2696
01:41:44,400 --> 01:41:46,400
Like give it like a couple years in the future.

2697
01:41:46,400 --> 01:41:50,400
You know, I'm talking about those women have as many opportunities.

2698
01:41:50,400 --> 01:41:54,400
They didn't have opportunities back then, but now they have more opportunities because let's be real.

2699
01:41:54,400 --> 01:42:03,400
If I was going for a job and me and a woman had the same exact qualifications, we had the same exact life, except that I had a penis and they had a vagina.

2700
01:42:03,400 --> 01:42:07,400
They would get the job over me because that's the way things are.

2701
01:42:07,400 --> 01:42:21,400
If we had the same exact qualifications for anything, they want to meet that standard so they can hire the people that are quote unquote, quote unquote oppressed citizens, I guess.

2702
01:42:21,400 --> 01:42:33,400
But we're gonna be fucking real here if and I think that's more of an oppressive thing that you if you are a male and you're going for the same job as a female with the same exact qualifications,

2703
01:42:33,400 --> 01:42:39,400
you are going to be turned down for the job because they would rather have the female because it makes their company look better.

2704
01:42:39,400 --> 01:42:41,400
Yeah, but I think it depends on the job.

2705
01:42:41,400 --> 01:42:48,400
Like if it was like a traditional job that had men workers, I feel like they would hire a male.

2706
01:42:48,400 --> 01:42:53,400
So that's another thing like let's say you're trying to be a soldier.

2707
01:42:53,400 --> 01:43:00,400
The test to become a soldier in the United States is different for men and women, which I think is bullshit.

2708
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:11,400
They're like, they're like, if you want to be a soldier to be a soldier as a man, you have to do like, I think like a 10 pull ups like a like I'm just I'm just giving out like random things.

2709
01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:16,400
I don't know what the exact thing is, but if a man had to do 10 pull ups, a woman would only have to do one or two.

2710
01:43:16,400 --> 01:43:22,400
Like that's my main issue is that if you're going to be doing the same job as me, you like and actually let's go.

2711
01:43:22,400 --> 01:43:28,400
Let's go even the fucking fire department like because that's what I actually know about or a police department police department.

2712
01:43:28,400 --> 01:43:37,400
A male has to do 30 push 30 setups and 30 push ups and under a certain amount of time a woman only has to do 20 of each.

2713
01:43:37,400 --> 01:43:47,400
And I think that's actually detrimental towards the entire group because hey, how can I trust somebody that didn't pass the same exact test that I did?

2714
01:43:47,400 --> 01:43:51,400
You know, that type of thing. You go because you've been in like fires and stuff.

2715
01:43:51,400 --> 01:43:57,400
You go down to fire a 120 pound woman is not going to be able to carry you out of a fire. Do you think that's true?

2716
01:43:57,400 --> 01:43:59,400
Do you think 120 pound woman would be able to do that?

2717
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:01,400
But is that sexist?

2718
01:44:01,400 --> 01:44:12,400
No, let's be real. Would you trust a 120 pound woman to carry you or would you trust me a 195 pound man?

2719
01:44:12,400 --> 01:44:14,400
This is a trick question.

2720
01:44:14,400 --> 01:44:19,400
I don't have a good answer to this because I'm going to get flamed by one of you.

2721
01:44:19,400 --> 01:44:21,400
I'm not even going to answer this.

2722
01:44:21,400 --> 01:44:29,400
No, but seriously, seriously, would you rather have me a 195 pound guy that passed the same exact test that you did

2723
01:44:29,400 --> 01:44:36,400
or would you rather have a 125 pound woman that did not pass the same test that both me and you had to do to get the job?

2724
01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:39,400
I'll take the woman because I'm not gay, I guess.

2725
01:44:39,400 --> 01:44:42,400
You're burning a fucking body.

2726
01:44:42,400 --> 01:44:44,400
You're going to burn to death.

2727
01:44:44,400 --> 01:44:50,400
Okay, in this instance, I take the dude.

2728
01:44:50,400 --> 01:44:53,400
That's what I'm trying to talk about.

2729
01:44:53,400 --> 01:44:55,400
I just need to sniff of that.

2730
01:44:55,400 --> 01:44:57,400
Sniff of the fat.

2731
01:44:57,400 --> 01:44:59,400
That's what I'm talking about.

2732
01:44:59,400 --> 01:45:02,400
I would do that.

2733
01:45:02,400 --> 01:45:05,400
You want a tobacco?

2734
01:45:05,400 --> 01:45:07,400
No.

2735
01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:10,400
The room will start bugging, spinning on me.

2736
01:45:10,400 --> 01:45:18,400
But actually, seriously, would you rather have a guy that did the same test that you did to get in or would you rather have a woman?

2737
01:45:18,400 --> 01:45:20,400
I've now answered this question.

2738
01:45:20,400 --> 01:45:28,400
It's just an overall thing that there is a lower bar for a woman to reach to than a man.

2739
01:45:28,400 --> 01:45:32,400
And I think that is detrimental, actually, to the entire job fields.

2740
01:45:32,400 --> 01:45:35,400
It's also because they don't have the same physical abilities.

2741
01:45:35,400 --> 01:45:38,400
If they don't have the same physical abilities, they shouldn't do the job.

2742
01:45:38,400 --> 01:45:46,400
Like, if you can't pass the minimum requirements of a male, if you can pass the minimum requirements of a male, go ahead.

2743
01:45:46,400 --> 01:45:49,400
Come on, I will greet you into there as a friend.

2744
01:45:49,400 --> 01:45:54,400
But if you get the same job that I did because you had an easier test, I'm not going to trust you.

2745
01:45:54,400 --> 01:45:56,400
I can't trust you.

2746
01:45:56,400 --> 01:45:59,400
Affirmative action kind of thing.

2747
01:45:59,400 --> 01:46:00,400
Yeah, which is bullshit.

2748
01:46:00,400 --> 01:46:02,400
I think affirmative action is bullshit.

2749
01:46:02,400 --> 01:46:04,400
It should be the best person for the job.

2750
01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:08,400
It doesn't matter what skin color, what gender, what sexuality you are.

2751
01:46:08,400 --> 01:46:12,400
I think it should be the best person gets the job, survival of the finished.

2752
01:46:12,400 --> 01:46:16,400
Oh, here's something I was thinking about the other day, and you're not going to like this.

2753
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:18,400
I was thinking about...

2754
01:46:18,400 --> 01:46:20,400
This is good, actually.

2755
01:46:20,400 --> 01:46:25,400
You know, like when you're applying for a job and it says we cannot discriminate.

2756
01:46:25,400 --> 01:46:29,400
Like, what are the classes for discrimination?

2757
01:46:29,400 --> 01:46:37,400
Disability, gender, sexual orientation, skin color, mental disabilities, stuff like that.

2758
01:46:37,400 --> 01:46:40,400
But guess what? They do discriminate. They do.

2759
01:46:40,400 --> 01:46:49,400
Because if you are a literal like vegetable in a chair and you apply for a job that requires physical like things,

2760
01:46:49,400 --> 01:46:55,400
they say that they can't discriminate, but they're going to discriminate against that.

2761
01:46:55,400 --> 01:46:57,400
Yeah, you forgot one though.

2762
01:46:57,400 --> 01:46:58,400
Which one?

2763
01:46:58,400 --> 01:46:59,400
Religion.

2764
01:46:59,400 --> 01:47:09,400
And that's the only one that people have a choice of, of the nondiscriminatory factors.

2765
01:47:09,400 --> 01:47:13,400
I mean, let's be... Okay, I'm not going to go into that.

2766
01:47:13,400 --> 01:47:16,400
That could get us canceled.

2767
01:47:21,400 --> 01:47:23,400
We can't go down this road.

2768
01:47:23,400 --> 01:47:27,400
Can you not, can you not choose religion?

2769
01:47:27,400 --> 01:47:29,400
There's other things you can choose.

2770
01:47:29,400 --> 01:47:34,400
Dude, you are just cracking out a topic after topic to just get me in my head right now.

2771
01:47:34,400 --> 01:47:38,400
And I'm like vulnerable to...

2772
01:47:38,400 --> 01:47:43,400
I don't think that people should be discriminated for against, against religion.

2773
01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:45,400
Do you though?

2774
01:47:45,400 --> 01:47:47,400
Do you?

2775
01:47:47,400 --> 01:47:53,400
No, I just, I just don't like when people who are religious try to force it or like make it the norm.

2776
01:47:53,400 --> 01:47:58,400
Like if you're an atheist, it's like frowned upon. Well, used to be frowned upon more.

2777
01:47:58,400 --> 01:48:01,400
Okay, let's be fucking real. Let's be fucking real guys. Let's be fucking real.

2778
01:48:01,400 --> 01:48:06,400
Atheists are the ones that run things now and being religious is actually frowned upon now.

2779
01:48:06,400 --> 01:48:09,400
Let's talk about that. Let's talk about that.

2780
01:48:09,400 --> 01:48:11,400
I have to agree with him.

2781
01:48:11,400 --> 01:48:14,400
Every president, there's been no atheist president.

2782
01:48:14,400 --> 01:48:18,400
It's kind of looked frowned upon by politicians.

2783
01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:20,400
It's frowned upon by the deep south.

2784
01:48:20,400 --> 01:48:25,400
In order to be elected in a deep south, you would just have to pretend that you're a Christian.

2785
01:48:25,400 --> 01:48:27,400
Because let's be real.

2786
01:48:27,400 --> 01:48:35,400
Actually, if you look at it, every single president besides John F. Kennedy and I think Teddy Roosevelt and FDR were...

2787
01:48:35,400 --> 01:48:37,400
were Christians.

2788
01:48:37,400 --> 01:48:41,400
Teddy Roosevelt, FDR and JFK were Catholics.

2789
01:48:41,400 --> 01:48:44,400
And that was a big fucking deal for you because the south...

2790
01:48:44,400 --> 01:48:45,400
The Biden's a Catholic.

2791
01:48:45,400 --> 01:48:46,400
Is he a Catholic?

2792
01:48:46,400 --> 01:48:50,400
Yeah, no, it's... he's like the second Catholic president I thought.

2793
01:48:50,400 --> 01:48:53,400
Yeah, because I know JFK was Catholic and now it's like a big like issue.

2794
01:48:53,400 --> 01:49:00,400
Because the south doesn't like Catholics because they think that Catholics is a bastardization of their fucking religion because they're fucking inbreds.

2795
01:49:00,400 --> 01:49:01,400
But...

2796
01:49:01,400 --> 01:49:04,400
Well, that was good. Good was canceled.

2797
01:49:04,400 --> 01:49:08,400
And we just lost our viewership there.

2798
01:49:08,400 --> 01:49:13,400
Catholicism is the correct Christian religion.

2799
01:49:13,400 --> 01:49:15,400
People rule.

2800
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:19,400
But actually, some of the first presidents...

2801
01:49:19,400 --> 01:49:20,400
Oh, fuck.

2802
01:49:20,400 --> 01:49:22,400
That's hot.

2803
01:49:22,400 --> 01:49:23,400
That's a lot of sauce on that.

2804
01:49:23,400 --> 01:49:33,400
Like if you look at like George Washington's, I forget who it was, George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, something like that, was an atheist, actually.

2805
01:49:33,400 --> 01:49:40,400
It was frowned upon at the time to be an atheist, but they didn't have any religious views.

2806
01:49:40,400 --> 01:49:46,400
So listen, let's get into this freemasonry.

2807
01:49:46,400 --> 01:49:48,400
Oh, God.

2808
01:49:48,400 --> 01:49:51,400
I had a weird run in with a freemason the other day.

2809
01:49:51,400 --> 01:50:02,400
I was going to work and I was driving down the street and then a car was parked and then pulled out right behind me and then started following me.

2810
01:50:02,400 --> 01:50:05,400
And he had freemason license plates.

2811
01:50:05,400 --> 01:50:07,400
And I was like, that's kind of weird.

2812
01:50:07,400 --> 01:50:09,400
And I got out to look this thing.

2813
01:50:09,400 --> 01:50:15,400
I went to the corner store or whatever and he followed me to the corner store and he got out and he goes, hello, young man.

2814
01:50:15,400 --> 01:50:17,400
And I go, hi.

2815
01:50:17,400 --> 01:50:23,400
And he goes, do you know what the freemasons are?

2816
01:50:23,400 --> 01:50:26,400
And I go, yeah, get the fuck away with me, that shit.

2817
01:50:26,400 --> 01:50:29,400
I'm like, I'm not falling into your weird cult shit.

2818
01:50:29,400 --> 01:50:32,400
He's like, whoa, friend.

2819
01:50:32,400 --> 01:50:35,400
He goes, I'm just a fellow traveler on the road.

2820
01:50:35,400 --> 01:50:38,400
And I go, I know what that means and I know your codes.

2821
01:50:38,400 --> 01:50:42,400
You're a fucking Satanist demon, fucking man.

2822
01:50:42,400 --> 01:50:45,400
I don't like the freemasons.

2823
01:50:45,400 --> 01:50:47,400
Freestance entirely.

2824
01:50:47,400 --> 01:50:51,400
Fuck the freemasons.

2825
01:50:51,400 --> 01:51:01,400
So how come another thing I was thinking about is how come people can refuse like medical treatment for religious reasons?

2826
01:51:01,400 --> 01:51:04,400
Because of his witnesses.

2827
01:51:04,400 --> 01:51:08,400
If you're that's your religion, you don't have to get treated.

2828
01:51:08,400 --> 01:51:10,400
Right.

2829
01:51:10,400 --> 01:51:14,400
So they can refuse treatments or they do refuse treatments for religious reasons.

2830
01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:30,400
But if somebody refused treatment for psychiatric reasons being that they had like schizophrenia or something and they thought like the blood is the devil or something like they're trying to give me this blood and poison me or something.

2831
01:51:30,400 --> 01:51:32,400
That just comes down to the person themselves.

2832
01:51:32,400 --> 01:51:34,400
It's their right to say no.

2833
01:51:34,400 --> 01:51:35,400
You don't have to.

2834
01:51:35,400 --> 01:51:41,400
Well, I would argue that person would be in danger to themselves and not fit to make their own decisions.

2835
01:51:41,400 --> 01:51:44,400
Well, that's their own.

2836
01:51:44,400 --> 01:51:46,400
Oh, that's a lot to unpack there.

2837
01:51:46,400 --> 01:51:47,400
Yeah.

2838
01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:51,400
So how come the delusion of religion is tolerated?

2839
01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:53,400
Shut the fuck up.

2840
01:51:53,400 --> 01:51:56,400
Oh my god, you're fucking going down this shit again.

2841
01:51:56,400 --> 01:51:59,400
Fuck you, man.

2842
01:51:59,400 --> 01:52:02,400
I'm all for freedom of religion, but...

2843
01:52:02,400 --> 01:52:06,400
Don't make me bring out my fucking Baptist preacher fucking shit.

2844
01:52:06,400 --> 01:52:08,400
I mean, I'm agnostic.

2845
01:52:08,400 --> 01:52:12,400
I don't know what the fuck's going on, but you have to ask me.

2846
01:52:12,400 --> 01:52:14,400
Well, I think it's like...

2847
01:52:14,400 --> 01:52:17,400
If somebody said there's demons in the blood, I'm not taking that.

2848
01:52:17,400 --> 01:52:20,400
They'd be like, okay, we gotta get this guy a psych console.

2849
01:52:20,400 --> 01:52:28,400
But she said I'm a Jehovah's Witness and we believe that we can't take blood because it represents someone's life and it's like taking their life.

2850
01:52:28,400 --> 01:52:31,400
They'd be like, they also need a psych console.

2851
01:52:31,400 --> 01:52:34,400
No, they don't because that's their fucking decision.

2852
01:52:34,400 --> 01:52:39,400
But then why is this schizophrenic?

2853
01:52:39,400 --> 01:52:43,400
I think he's got you on the ropes here.

2854
01:52:43,400 --> 01:52:45,400
I'm kind of swayed right now.

2855
01:52:45,400 --> 01:52:48,400
Nah, man, I'm gonna come back here.

2856
01:52:48,400 --> 01:52:50,400
So...

2857
01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:52,400
You're like the school shooter kid.

2858
01:52:52,400 --> 01:52:55,400
I'm not a school shooter kid.

2859
01:52:55,400 --> 01:52:59,400
He's like, come just come over to the lab.

2860
01:52:59,400 --> 01:53:07,400
So the ability to deny medical treatment is a thing that every American has the right to do.

2861
01:53:07,400 --> 01:53:14,400
Because if you deny medical treatment and they give you medical treatment, you can sue the fuck out of them.

2862
01:53:14,400 --> 01:53:20,400
Because you were in sound mind and sound body and you denied medical treatment for religious reasons.

2863
01:53:20,400 --> 01:53:26,400
And if you say religion is a fucking delusion, you're a fucking asshole.

2864
01:53:26,400 --> 01:53:32,400
I'm trying to get you riled up there.

2865
01:53:32,400 --> 01:53:40,400
I am in calm sound mind and body and I'm able to make this decision on my own to say you're fucking wrong.

2866
01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:44,400
No, I understand why they can refuse for religious reasons.

2867
01:53:44,400 --> 01:53:55,400
But I'm saying somebody that can't make decisions for themselves that are not in a normal mental state.

2868
01:53:55,400 --> 01:53:59,400
We were allowed to administer treatment for them without their consent.

2869
01:53:59,400 --> 01:54:02,400
That's different than religious exceptions.

2870
01:54:02,400 --> 01:54:05,400
Exactly, but I'm saying it shouldn't be.

2871
01:54:05,400 --> 01:54:09,400
That's because you're a fucking retard.

2872
01:54:09,400 --> 01:54:10,400
God damn it, Casey.

2873
01:54:10,400 --> 01:54:11,400
What do you think, Ellie Mack?

2874
01:54:11,400 --> 01:54:20,400
We get to a point where we agree on something and you say something so fucking stupid that you're just trying to rile me up.

2875
01:54:20,400 --> 01:54:25,400
All right, now I see both sides of the argument.

2876
01:54:25,400 --> 01:54:33,400
But like, I don't know, I feel like maybe you shouldn't have that right.

2877
01:54:33,400 --> 01:54:35,400
Think about it if it was like you're...

2878
01:54:35,400 --> 01:54:38,400
What about, okay, let's talk about the right to die, friends.

2879
01:54:38,400 --> 01:54:42,400
Let's talk about assisted suicide medically.

2880
01:54:42,400 --> 01:54:48,400
I love this topic because I'm on the you should be able to kill yourself if you want to in the medical field.

2881
01:54:48,400 --> 01:54:53,400
Actually, you're able to anytime you want to.

2882
01:54:53,400 --> 01:54:59,400
I was going to say, that is literally always an option.

2883
01:54:59,400 --> 01:55:04,400
No, he's going to stop you if you really wanted to do it.

2884
01:55:04,400 --> 01:55:09,400
But like, we're talking about this shit, okay, homie?

2885
01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:10,400
Let me talk about this.

2886
01:55:10,400 --> 01:55:13,400
I mean, it's a dark thing to talk about, but like...

2887
01:55:13,400 --> 01:55:14,400
Let's talk about this.

2888
01:55:14,400 --> 01:55:19,400
So you have stage four cancer, all right?

2889
01:55:19,400 --> 01:55:23,400
You out here and you got stage four cancer, okay?

2890
01:55:23,400 --> 01:55:28,400
And you are like, hey, I'm going to get this shit cleared up.

2891
01:55:28,400 --> 01:55:33,400
So maybe I just want to pass away peacefully instead of being in that stage four.

2892
01:55:33,400 --> 01:55:34,400
Well, that's a different.

2893
01:55:34,400 --> 01:55:35,400
That's hospice care.

2894
01:55:35,400 --> 01:55:37,400
That's completely different.

2895
01:55:37,400 --> 01:55:40,400
No, it's not.

2896
01:55:40,400 --> 01:55:42,400
What have you seen there and you're like...

2897
01:55:42,400 --> 01:55:44,400
You have a terminal illness that's different.

2898
01:55:44,400 --> 01:55:46,400
That's what I'm talking about.

2899
01:55:46,400 --> 01:55:47,400
Retard.

2900
01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:49,400
Let me finish my goddamn statement.

2901
01:55:49,400 --> 01:55:53,400
Okay, I don't fucking get where you could possibly go from here.

2902
01:55:53,400 --> 01:55:59,400
So the right to die is a right that I think that we should have.

2903
01:55:59,400 --> 01:56:00,400
I agree with you.

2904
01:56:00,400 --> 01:56:02,400
The right to die in like...

2905
01:56:02,400 --> 01:56:03,400
You have...

2906
01:56:03,400 --> 01:56:04,400
Right now.

2907
01:56:04,400 --> 01:56:05,400
It's a terminal...

2908
01:56:05,400 --> 01:56:06,400
You have a terminal...

2909
01:56:06,400 --> 01:56:09,400
You get a real player out of here.

2910
01:56:09,400 --> 01:56:13,400
You have a terminal illness, stage four cancer, incurable.

2911
01:56:13,400 --> 01:56:15,400
It is in your fucking blood at this point.

2912
01:56:15,400 --> 01:56:16,400
You have lymphoma.

2913
01:56:16,400 --> 01:56:17,400
Like you're dying.

2914
01:56:17,400 --> 01:56:18,400
Like the demons in the blood?

2915
01:56:18,400 --> 01:56:21,400
The demons in the blood.

2916
01:56:21,400 --> 01:56:24,400
You're over here and you're sitting there and you're like, I want to die.

2917
01:56:24,400 --> 01:56:26,400
I have stage four cancer.

2918
01:56:26,400 --> 01:56:27,400
This is going to be painful.

2919
01:56:27,400 --> 01:56:31,400
The last four months of my life are going to be filled with incredible pain.

2920
01:56:31,400 --> 01:56:33,400
I want to be able to die next to my family.

2921
01:56:33,400 --> 01:56:35,400
I want to be able to go out my own terms.

2922
01:56:35,400 --> 01:56:39,400
And the medical field is like, nope, you can't do that.

2923
01:56:39,400 --> 01:56:40,400
Like why would you...

2924
01:56:40,400 --> 01:56:42,400
Why is that a thing?

2925
01:56:42,400 --> 01:56:47,400
Because it goes along with your fucking thing where you're like, oh, they're too...

2926
01:56:47,400 --> 01:56:49,400
They're too brain...

2927
01:56:49,400 --> 01:56:53,400
Like they're too fucked up brain wise to make their own medical decision.

2928
01:56:53,400 --> 01:56:54,400
But are they?

2929
01:56:54,400 --> 01:56:55,400
Because they're stage four cancer.

2930
01:56:55,400 --> 01:56:56,400
They're fully with it.

2931
01:56:56,400 --> 01:56:59,400
And they're like, listen, I don't want to...

2932
01:56:59,400 --> 01:57:00,400
I don't want to go to this pain.

2933
01:57:00,400 --> 01:57:06,400
That people with stage four brain cancer should be able to choose for assisted suicide.

2934
01:57:06,400 --> 01:57:14,400
And I also think that we should force people that refuse for religious exemptions into medical treatment.

2935
01:57:14,400 --> 01:57:18,400
You had me at the first time.

2936
01:57:18,400 --> 01:57:24,400
I thought we were getting somewhere, but we're not.

2937
01:57:24,400 --> 01:57:29,400
We did not get anywhere, but I'm all for assisted suicide.

2938
01:57:29,400 --> 01:57:30,400
Except no...

2939
01:57:30,400 --> 01:57:32,400
What about you, Allie Mac?

2940
01:57:32,400 --> 01:57:34,400
Are you a full-wrestled suicide?

2941
01:57:34,400 --> 01:57:37,400
I mean, and if it's in a case of like a terminal illness, yes.

2942
01:57:37,400 --> 01:57:38,400
That's what we're talking about.

2943
01:57:38,400 --> 01:57:41,400
I'm not talking about like, hey, today, real sad.

2944
01:57:41,400 --> 01:57:44,400
Like on Futurama where there was suicide boots.

2945
01:57:44,400 --> 01:57:47,400
Like I'm not talking about that.

2946
01:57:47,400 --> 01:57:49,400
I'm talking about like the terminal illness one.

2947
01:57:49,400 --> 01:57:52,400
It's like you're fucking going to be in pain for the last year of your life.

2948
01:57:52,400 --> 01:57:58,400
Would you rather be in pain for a year and just wither away or go out on your own terms?

2949
01:57:58,400 --> 01:58:09,400
I like sandwiches.

2950
01:58:09,400 --> 01:58:14,400
Allie Mac is so big right now.

2951
01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:18,400
Dude, if I eat one more of those things, stop me.

2952
01:58:18,400 --> 01:58:20,400
You want another one?

2953
01:58:20,400 --> 01:58:23,400
No, they're good for like the first two you eat.

2954
01:58:23,400 --> 01:58:26,400
And then the spice sneaks up on you.

2955
01:58:26,400 --> 01:58:28,400
Oh, I'm in a gummy.

2956
01:58:28,400 --> 01:58:30,400
Oh, fuck those things.

2957
01:58:30,400 --> 01:58:33,400
Dude, fleshed those down a toilet.

2958
01:58:33,400 --> 01:58:34,400
They just fucking...

2959
01:58:34,400 --> 01:58:35,400
They good?

2960
01:58:35,400 --> 01:58:38,400
I mean, it fucking rocked me.

2961
01:58:38,400 --> 01:58:40,400
I'm still fucking rocked.

2962
01:58:40,400 --> 01:58:43,400
I'm like just now like, it's weird.

2963
01:58:43,400 --> 01:58:46,400
I feel fine 10 minutes and then I'm like super baked again.

2964
01:58:46,400 --> 01:58:50,400
And then I'm like able to reel it in a little bit and then just like it's coming into phases.

2965
01:58:50,400 --> 01:58:51,400
That's my metabolism, bro.

2966
01:58:51,400 --> 01:58:52,400
I know.

2967
01:58:52,400 --> 01:58:55,400
I wanted to metabolize everything.

2968
01:58:55,400 --> 01:58:57,400
I am too high right now.

2969
01:58:57,400 --> 01:58:59,400
Let's talk about something else again.

2970
01:58:59,400 --> 01:59:06,400
So we always bring up the topic of if you could go back to any time period or any event and you could time travel back to then.

2971
01:59:06,400 --> 01:59:07,400
What would you do?

2972
01:59:07,400 --> 01:59:08,400
50s.

2973
01:59:08,400 --> 01:59:10,400
50s?

2974
01:59:10,400 --> 01:59:11,400
50s?

2975
01:59:11,400 --> 01:59:12,400
Yeah.

2976
01:59:12,400 --> 01:59:14,400
Like if you could go back and like witness.

2977
01:59:14,400 --> 01:59:18,400
Sure, like socially there was a lot of really fucking whack shit going on.

2978
01:59:18,400 --> 01:59:20,400
They had some babes in the 50s though.

2979
01:59:20,400 --> 01:59:21,400
They really did.

2980
01:59:21,400 --> 01:59:24,400
Women looked fucking way better back then.

2981
01:59:24,400 --> 01:59:25,400
I don't know what the fuck happened.

2982
01:59:25,400 --> 01:59:27,400
Like the way you had fun with your friends was like.

2983
01:59:27,400 --> 01:59:31,400
Like going to like a drive-ins with your girl and having like a milkshake at the sort of thing.

2984
01:59:31,400 --> 01:59:34,400
Not even doing that is getting into trouble because there's nothing else to do.

2985
01:59:34,400 --> 01:59:35,400
Yeah.

2986
01:59:35,400 --> 01:59:36,400
But I-

2987
01:59:36,400 --> 01:59:37,400
Just vandalizing.

2988
01:59:37,400 --> 01:59:40,400
I want to see the crucifixion of Christ.

2989
01:59:40,400 --> 01:59:41,400
Oh my God.

2990
01:59:41,400 --> 01:59:42,400
Okay.

2991
01:59:42,400 --> 01:59:43,400
I want to see it.

2992
01:59:43,400 --> 01:59:45,400
You're a sand girl and over here.

2993
01:59:45,400 --> 01:59:46,400
I want to see it.

2994
01:59:46,400 --> 01:59:48,400
I want to see what happened.

2995
01:59:48,400 --> 01:59:49,400
Like fucking-

2996
01:59:49,400 --> 01:59:52,400
And what if it didn't happen?

2997
01:59:52,400 --> 01:59:56,400
That would answer a question.

2998
01:59:56,400 --> 01:59:59,400
The divine question.

2999
01:59:59,400 --> 02:00:05,400
But there is actual like like historical proven things that Jesus Christ was a real person

3000
02:00:05,400 --> 02:00:06,400
and he was crucified.

3001
02:00:06,400 --> 02:00:08,400
There is actual things.

3002
02:00:08,400 --> 02:00:09,400
Yeah.

3003
02:00:09,400 --> 02:00:11,400
I'm going to have to agree with you on that one there.

3004
02:00:11,400 --> 02:00:15,400
I remember being a kid and being like, wow, I'd want to go to the future.

3005
02:00:15,400 --> 02:00:17,400
Now it's like fuck no.

3006
02:00:17,400 --> 02:00:19,400
I do not want to see what the future looks like.

3007
02:00:19,400 --> 02:00:23,400
Like it's just going to be terrible and we all know it.

3008
02:00:23,400 --> 02:00:26,400
Everything is just slowly declining.

3009
02:00:26,400 --> 02:00:29,400
You ever see that show, neon Genesis, the Evangelion?

3010
02:00:29,400 --> 02:00:30,400
No.

3011
02:00:30,400 --> 02:00:31,400
Nope.

3012
02:00:31,400 --> 02:00:35,400
So the future in that like fucking like a giant like robot like-

3013
02:00:35,400 --> 02:00:36,400
Do not.

3014
02:00:36,400 --> 02:00:38,400
Do not eat that.

3015
02:00:38,400 --> 02:00:44,400
A giant like robot angel like gets killed and the oceans are filled with like it's blood

3016
02:00:44,400 --> 02:00:45,400
and shit.

3017
02:00:45,400 --> 02:00:51,400
Like you just go to the future and you're like, what the fuck is happening?

3018
02:00:51,400 --> 02:00:54,400
This is why they make it child proof.

3019
02:00:54,400 --> 02:00:57,400
So if you get too high, you can't.

3020
02:00:57,400 --> 02:01:02,400
I can't tell you the amount of times I've been too high and trying to get one of those

3021
02:01:02,400 --> 02:01:03,400
things up.

3022
02:01:03,400 --> 02:01:04,400
Thank you.

3023
02:01:04,400 --> 02:01:08,400
Why are you opening that?

3024
02:01:08,400 --> 02:01:09,400
I'm not.

3025
02:01:09,400 --> 02:01:10,400
I can't.

3026
02:01:10,400 --> 02:01:14,400
Dude, I'd be if I did.

3027
02:01:14,400 --> 02:01:16,400
I would need to be hospitalized.

3028
02:01:16,400 --> 02:01:19,400
I would have the largest panic attack you've seen in your life.

3029
02:01:19,400 --> 02:01:26,400
If this is how I'm at with one, if I did two of those cocksuckers, I'd be calling the

3030
02:01:26,400 --> 02:01:27,400
cops.

3031
02:01:27,400 --> 02:01:29,400
I'd put myself in a SVT over that.

3032
02:01:29,400 --> 02:01:32,400
That would trigger the panic attack for sure.

3033
02:01:32,400 --> 02:01:33,400
Probably.

3034
02:01:33,400 --> 02:01:34,400
Pull the trigger on it.

3035
02:01:34,400 --> 02:01:36,400
Let's talk about deep fakes.

3036
02:01:36,400 --> 02:01:38,400
Oh God.

3037
02:01:38,400 --> 02:01:40,400
Deep fakes.

3038
02:01:40,400 --> 02:01:41,400
Are you unfamiliar?

3039
02:01:41,400 --> 02:01:42,400
Yeah.

3040
02:01:42,400 --> 02:01:44,400
All right.

3041
02:01:44,400 --> 02:01:47,400
So it's essentially like you can deep fakes.

3042
02:01:47,400 --> 02:01:50,400
Someone's voice and someone's mouth movements.

3043
02:01:50,400 --> 02:01:51,400
Yeah.

3044
02:01:51,400 --> 02:01:53,400
And it just looks so like NPCs.

3045
02:01:53,400 --> 02:01:58,400
No, no, no, no, it's like a computer software that can just make you sound like and look

3046
02:01:58,400 --> 02:01:59,400
like anyone.

3047
02:01:59,400 --> 02:02:03,400
So like you can like if you wanted to technology is pretty remarkable.

3048
02:02:03,400 --> 02:02:08,400
Like if you wanted to, like you could like make yourself look like Joe Biden and say,

3049
02:02:08,400 --> 02:02:13,400
I'm launching the nukes at Russia right now and it would look like Joe Biden and sound

3050
02:02:13,400 --> 02:02:16,400
like Joe Biden saying like I'm going to launch the nukes right now.

3051
02:02:16,400 --> 02:02:17,400
What the fuck?

3052
02:02:17,400 --> 02:02:18,400
Yeah.

3053
02:02:18,400 --> 02:02:19,400
You never heard of deep fakes?

3054
02:02:19,400 --> 02:02:20,400
Yeah.

3055
02:02:20,400 --> 02:02:21,400
Deep fakes.

3056
02:02:21,400 --> 02:02:22,400
I mean, like don't get me wrong.

3057
02:02:22,400 --> 02:02:28,280
Like it can look janky at times, but like if there's people that like go into like post

3058
02:02:28,280 --> 02:02:32,320
editing and shit with this, they can just make it look real.

3059
02:02:32,320 --> 02:02:34,400
So that's the theory that I'm going with.

3060
02:02:34,400 --> 02:02:36,400
What if Joe Biden is actually dead?

3061
02:02:36,400 --> 02:02:37,400
No.

3062
02:02:37,400 --> 02:02:38,400
No.

3063
02:02:38,400 --> 02:02:43,400
No, no, because I mean the one we have right now is like barely there.

3064
02:02:43,400 --> 02:02:47,400
So like if they killed off celebrity porn videos.

3065
02:02:47,400 --> 02:02:51,400
Yeah, like the celebrity porn videos like you put like Allison Breeze face on something

3066
02:02:51,400 --> 02:02:53,400
Allison Breeze shout out to Allison Breeze.

3067
02:02:53,400 --> 02:02:55,400
Shout out to Jennifer Lawrence.

3068
02:02:55,400 --> 02:02:58,400
Dude, you can get real pictures of her.

3069
02:02:58,400 --> 02:03:01,400
That's a picture of her butthole.

3070
02:03:01,400 --> 02:03:02,400
Yeah.

3071
02:03:02,400 --> 02:03:04,400
Of course you have.

3072
02:03:04,400 --> 02:03:10,560
It's twenty twenty two and you know you're you're young and in the Internet age like

3073
02:03:10,560 --> 02:03:15,020
you can't avoid the Internet and not you can't like be on the Internet and not have seen

3074
02:03:15,020 --> 02:03:16,020
Jennifer Lawrence.

3075
02:03:16,020 --> 02:03:19,400
Our fucking grandparents would have never had this conversation.

3076
02:03:19,400 --> 02:03:24,400
I mean about seeing Jennifer Lawrence's butthole had the is there a fucking problem with it?

3077
02:03:24,400 --> 02:03:28,400
I'm just selling it's a bad thing.

3078
02:03:28,400 --> 02:03:30,400
I just don't want to see it.

3079
02:03:30,400 --> 02:03:35,400
Why should I have to be subjected to stuff like that just because I live in a time where

3080
02:03:35,400 --> 02:03:40,400
information is you don't have to look at it.

3081
02:03:40,400 --> 02:03:41,400
Fucking look away.

3082
02:03:41,400 --> 02:03:42,400
I do.

3083
02:03:42,400 --> 02:03:46,400
Dude, you're fucking you're like close your eyes.

3084
02:03:46,400 --> 02:03:49,400
No, I don't want to do it.

3085
02:03:49,400 --> 02:03:51,400
That's fucking ridiculous.

3086
02:03:51,400 --> 02:03:53,400
You're getting me riled up.

3087
02:03:53,400 --> 02:03:58,400
Casey, Casey, Casey, you're telling me this beautiful woman you don't want to see naked.

3088
02:03:58,400 --> 02:04:04,400
Like he posted gross stuff on Facebook and I'm like why the toes with teeth and shit

3089
02:04:04,400 --> 02:04:07,400
and don't go on Facebook.

3090
02:04:07,400 --> 02:04:10,400
Okay, that's how it works.

3091
02:04:10,400 --> 02:04:13,400
That's what you that's a risk you run with the Internet.

3092
02:04:13,400 --> 02:04:16,400
I don't want to see it.

3093
02:04:16,400 --> 02:04:17,400
Then fucking mute me.

3094
02:04:17,400 --> 02:04:19,400
Block me on Facebook.

3095
02:04:19,400 --> 02:04:22,400
I will just mute notifications.

3096
02:04:22,400 --> 02:04:26,400
It's fucking ridiculous.

3097
02:04:26,400 --> 02:04:31,400
I don't see this is such a that's like such a first world problem.

3098
02:04:31,400 --> 02:04:36,400
I can't I can't bear that I've seen this on my computer screen.

3099
02:04:36,400 --> 02:04:37,400
Oh, the horror.

3100
02:04:37,400 --> 02:04:39,400
I typed in porn.com.

3101
02:04:39,400 --> 02:04:42,400
I want to see Jennifer Lawrence's butthole.

3102
02:04:42,400 --> 02:04:44,400
Oh my God, how did I get here?

3103
02:04:44,400 --> 02:04:46,400
What if you were just so terrible?

3104
02:04:46,400 --> 02:04:48,400
I would never look at that.

3105
02:04:48,400 --> 02:04:49,400
This is filthy.

3106
02:04:49,400 --> 02:04:51,400
Brought in Reddit or something.

3107
02:04:51,400 --> 02:04:52,400
So fortune.

3108
02:04:52,400 --> 02:05:01,400
I got to talk about fortune, but if she was browsing and you come across picture of Jennifer Lawrence's butthole, I would be fine with it.

3109
02:05:01,400 --> 02:05:03,400
What about Allison Breeze leaked nudes?

3110
02:05:03,400 --> 02:05:04,400
Have you seen those?

3111
02:05:04,400 --> 02:05:05,400
Those are great, by the way.

3112
02:05:05,400 --> 02:05:06,400
I don't believe I have.

3113
02:05:06,400 --> 02:05:07,400
They're wonderful.

3114
02:05:07,400 --> 02:05:08,400
Allison Breeze hot.

3115
02:05:08,400 --> 02:05:11,400
Yes, she is.

3116
02:05:11,400 --> 02:05:12,400
Yes, she is.

3117
02:05:12,400 --> 02:05:14,400
I actually don't know who that is.

3118
02:05:14,400 --> 02:05:16,400
You don't know who Allison Breeze?

3119
02:05:16,400 --> 02:05:17,400
No.

3120
02:05:17,400 --> 02:05:18,400
Have you ever seen community?

3121
02:05:18,400 --> 02:05:19,400
I don't think so.

3122
02:05:19,400 --> 02:05:22,400
She's little Annie Adderall little Annie Adderall.

3123
02:05:22,400 --> 02:05:25,400
I remember I was little little Ali Adderall for a while.

3124
02:05:25,400 --> 02:05:27,400
I don't I don't recall.

3125
02:05:27,400 --> 02:05:29,400
Dude, she's so look up a picture of her right now.

3126
02:05:29,400 --> 02:05:36,400
Like you don't have to look up the nudes of her, but like Allison Breeze, Allison common spelling and Brie Brie.

3127
02:05:36,400 --> 02:05:47,400
Oh, yeah.

3128
02:05:47,400 --> 02:05:49,400
Just pondered for just a minute.

3129
02:05:49,400 --> 02:05:50,400
Yeah.

3130
02:05:50,400 --> 02:05:55,400
Yeah.

3131
02:05:55,400 --> 02:05:59,400
I don't want to see Jennifer Lawrence's asshole on the Internet.

3132
02:05:59,400 --> 02:06:06,400
Let's talk about Joe Rogan's laugh or not Joe Rogan, Seth Rogan's laugh.

3133
02:06:06,400 --> 02:06:11,400
I fucking hate that shit.

3134
02:06:11,400 --> 02:06:14,400
Seth Rogan, shut the fuck up.

3135
02:06:14,400 --> 02:06:19,400
No one cares that you're Jewish or high.

3136
02:06:19,400 --> 02:06:21,400
That's really all your jokes are, Seth Rogan.

3137
02:06:21,400 --> 02:06:24,400
Seth Rogan, you're like, I'm Jewish.

3138
02:06:24,400 --> 02:06:25,400
Weed.

3139
02:06:25,400 --> 02:06:30,400
Dig Joe, come, come, come Jewish.

3140
02:06:30,400 --> 02:06:32,400
Hi, I'm coming in.

3141
02:06:32,400 --> 02:06:34,400
I'm Jewish and I'm high.

3142
02:06:34,400 --> 02:06:35,400
Shut the fuck up.

3143
02:06:35,400 --> 02:06:37,400
Joe Rogan, kick his ass.

3144
02:06:37,400 --> 02:06:40,400
Kick Seth Rogan's ass, Joe Rogan.

3145
02:06:40,400 --> 02:06:46,400
We should have a good bell in here so I can ring it every time you get up and punch the punching bag.

3146
02:06:46,400 --> 02:06:48,400
After you start screaming.

3147
02:06:48,400 --> 02:06:52,400
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

3148
02:06:52,400 --> 02:06:55,400
Oh, God.

3149
02:06:55,400 --> 02:06:57,400
Oh, God.

3150
02:06:57,400 --> 02:06:59,400
Are you still baked?

3151
02:06:59,400 --> 02:07:01,400
Yes.

3152
02:07:01,400 --> 02:07:03,400
You got to talk into the mic.

3153
02:07:03,400 --> 02:07:05,400
Yes.

3154
02:07:05,400 --> 02:07:08,400
How baked are you on a scale of one to baked?

3155
02:07:08,400 --> 02:07:13,400
I'm down to an, now I'm down to like a fucking eight, but before I was at like an 11.5.

3156
02:07:13,400 --> 02:07:18,400
I was very uncomfortable for like the, of large majority of the past 45 minutes.

3157
02:07:18,400 --> 02:07:22,400
All right, I got to talk about.

3158
02:07:22,400 --> 02:07:26,400
And you idiot.

3159
02:07:26,400 --> 02:07:28,400
You made me think I had tonight is for a minute.

3160
02:07:28,400 --> 02:07:35,400
I was about to find the nearest concrete wall and bash my skull in.

3161
02:07:35,400 --> 02:07:43,400
Or we could just do this man.

3162
02:07:43,400 --> 02:07:48,400
And just seven truck three as it's head battalion.

3163
02:07:48,400 --> 02:07:51,400
So dude, this shit gives me fucking PTSD.

3164
02:07:51,400 --> 02:07:53,400
The fucking little lava fire.

3165
02:07:53,400 --> 02:07:54,400
Yeah.

3166
02:07:54,400 --> 02:07:58,400
And I'm like, what the fuck dude?

3167
02:07:58,400 --> 02:08:01,400
I that's kind of what kills me though.

3168
02:08:01,400 --> 02:08:06,400
And the reason why it doesn't give me PTSD anymore is that's how that's how our calls are dispatched at Kilderland.

3169
02:08:06,400 --> 02:08:07,400
Yeah.

3170
02:08:07,400 --> 02:08:11,400
So if you're in the station, you'll hear the, the, the pager go off.

3171
02:08:11,400 --> 02:08:18,400
But if you're, if you're in the rig, that's how you know, you get a call and then you just need to listen for the alert tone.

3172
02:08:18,400 --> 02:08:22,400
Oh God, that's the same as the.

3173
02:08:22,400 --> 02:08:26,400
Be like, it'll be like zone three.

3174
02:08:26,400 --> 02:08:27,400
Sevens clear.

3175
02:08:27,400 --> 02:08:33,400
It'll be like zone three first call medic zone three Bravo response, blah, blah, blah.

3176
02:08:33,400 --> 02:08:35,400
And you're just like, fuck.

3177
02:08:35,400 --> 02:08:37,400
It's just yours.

3178
02:08:37,400 --> 02:08:39,400
You're, you're the unit getting called on the air.

3179
02:08:39,400 --> 02:08:41,400
Not Albany.

3180
02:08:41,400 --> 02:08:43,400
Just you hear the beep.

3181
02:08:43,400 --> 02:08:49,400
You're like, all right, yeah, we're going to make this stretcher fold take 35 minutes.

3182
02:08:49,400 --> 02:08:52,400
You can mutual aid this one.

3183
02:08:52,400 --> 02:08:56,400
What color is Donald Trump's actual skin?

3184
02:08:56,400 --> 02:08:58,400
Blue.

3185
02:08:58,400 --> 02:09:01,400
He's a fucking amphibian.

3186
02:09:01,400 --> 02:09:02,400
He's not.

3187
02:09:02,400 --> 02:09:05,400
Oh my God, we should talk about the reptilians.

3188
02:09:05,400 --> 02:09:09,400
Is that like the lizard people lizard people.

3189
02:09:09,400 --> 02:09:11,400
Don't, don't hold that.

3190
02:09:11,400 --> 02:09:13,400
I should take that away from you.

3191
02:09:13,400 --> 02:09:14,400
Take that away from them.

3192
02:09:14,400 --> 02:09:16,400
I'm not going to do anything with it.

3193
02:09:16,400 --> 02:09:17,400
I know it is.

3194
02:09:17,400 --> 02:09:20,400
That's why I have.

3195
02:09:20,400 --> 02:09:22,400
Don't relax.

3196
02:09:22,400 --> 02:09:24,400
Jesus.

3197
02:09:24,400 --> 02:09:29,400
God, everybody's looking at me like a fucking school shooter here.

3198
02:09:29,400 --> 02:09:34,400
God, talk about something.

3199
02:09:34,400 --> 02:09:35,400
Okay.

3200
02:09:35,400 --> 02:09:37,400
I wasn't going to do anything with that fucking.

3201
02:09:37,400 --> 02:09:42,400
Lizard people, lizard people, lizard people.

3202
02:09:42,400 --> 02:09:45,400
Joe Biden is a lizard humanoid.

3203
02:09:45,400 --> 02:09:46,400
So was the queen.

3204
02:09:46,400 --> 02:09:48,400
And so is Hillary Clinton.

3205
02:09:48,400 --> 02:09:51,400
She spit eggs into a cup during one of her speeches.

3206
02:09:51,400 --> 02:09:53,400
Are you serious about that?

3207
02:09:53,400 --> 02:09:55,400
Are you kidding me?

3208
02:09:55,400 --> 02:09:57,400
Fucking Hillary Clinton.

3209
02:09:57,400 --> 02:09:59,400
Fucking spitting eggs.

3210
02:09:59,400 --> 02:10:01,400
I don't like it.

3211
02:10:01,400 --> 02:10:02,400
I don't like it.

3212
02:10:02,400 --> 02:10:03,400
I don't like it.

3213
02:10:03,400 --> 02:10:04,400
I don't like it.

3214
02:10:04,400 --> 02:10:05,400
It freaks me out.

3215
02:10:05,400 --> 02:10:06,400
Man, it freaks me out.

3216
02:10:06,400 --> 02:10:09,400
So you're saying that she just regurgitated.

3217
02:10:09,400 --> 02:10:10,400
Look it up.

3218
02:10:10,400 --> 02:10:11,400
Look up on your phone.

3219
02:10:11,400 --> 02:10:12,400
A lizard egg.

3220
02:10:12,400 --> 02:10:13,400
Look at me.

3221
02:10:13,400 --> 02:10:14,400
Look it up on your phone.

3222
02:10:14,400 --> 02:10:15,400
Hillary Clinton.

3223
02:10:15,400 --> 02:10:16,400
Lizard person.

3224
02:10:16,400 --> 02:10:18,400
What if they just faked it like the moon landing?

3225
02:10:18,400 --> 02:10:20,400
Fucking faked the moon landing.

3226
02:10:20,400 --> 02:10:24,400
I don't know, man.

3227
02:10:24,400 --> 02:10:27,400
I mean, they've already proved the technology is there.

3228
02:10:27,400 --> 02:10:28,400
Ding ding.

3229
02:10:28,400 --> 02:10:30,400
Ding ding ding.

3230
02:10:30,400 --> 02:10:32,400
Jerry. Jerry. Jerry.

3231
02:10:32,400 --> 02:10:34,400
I'm just saying, I mean, if you can fake a moon landing,

3232
02:10:34,400 --> 02:10:38,400
you can fake somebody spitting up a fucking egg.

3233
02:10:38,400 --> 02:10:41,400
Just like you can fake what we were talking about before

3234
02:10:41,400 --> 02:10:43,400
with the fake faces and audio.

3235
02:10:43,400 --> 02:10:44,400
Deep fake.

3236
02:10:44,400 --> 02:10:45,400
Deep fake.

3237
02:10:45,400 --> 02:10:50,400
Deep fake.

3238
02:10:50,400 --> 02:10:52,400
Let me look up some more shit.

3239
02:10:52,400 --> 02:10:53,400
All right, we're back.

3240
02:10:53,400 --> 02:10:54,400
And before you get to your topic,

3241
02:10:54,400 --> 02:10:56,400
I got to welcome our special guest on the podcast,

3242
02:10:56,400 --> 02:10:58,400
Mr. Kodak Black.

3243
02:10:58,400 --> 02:10:59,400
Kodak Black.

3244
02:10:59,400 --> 02:11:00,400
Oh, nice.

3245
02:11:00,400 --> 02:11:04,400
Nice to speak with you.

3246
02:11:04,400 --> 02:11:05,400
Yeah.

3247
02:11:05,400 --> 02:11:06,400
Kodak.

3248
02:11:06,400 --> 02:11:13,400
So I just pulled out the conspiracy theory iceberg.

3249
02:11:13,400 --> 02:11:17,400
And oh boy, we're going to get into some shit right now.

3250
02:11:17,400 --> 02:11:19,400
I'm so excited.

3251
02:11:19,400 --> 02:11:22,400
One of the first topics we're talking about.

3252
02:11:22,400 --> 02:11:27,400
XXX Tintacion was actually killed by demons.

3253
02:11:27,400 --> 02:11:30,400
Yes, I want to hear this immediately.

3254
02:11:30,400 --> 02:11:33,400
So XXX Tintacion was always talking.

3255
02:11:33,400 --> 02:11:35,400
Rest in peace, Ja.

3256
02:11:35,400 --> 02:11:37,400
R&P Ja.

3257
02:11:37,400 --> 02:11:42,400
So, you know, in most of XXX Tintacion songs,

3258
02:11:42,400 --> 02:11:44,400
you know, specifically the song,

3259
02:11:44,400 --> 02:11:47,400
I met the devil in Miami and he told me everything was going

3260
02:11:47,400 --> 02:11:49,400
to be all right.

3261
02:11:49,400 --> 02:11:50,400
I've heard it.

3262
02:11:50,400 --> 02:11:51,400
Yeah.

3263
02:11:51,400 --> 02:11:53,400
But in like the songs, he's always talking about how he

3264
02:11:53,400 --> 02:11:55,400
sold his soul to the devil to get fame.

3265
02:11:55,400 --> 02:11:59,400
And when he got killed, he was always saying that he was going

3266
02:11:59,400 --> 02:12:02,400
to die young and that the devil was not getting called for his

3267
02:12:02,400 --> 02:12:03,400
name.

3268
02:12:03,400 --> 02:12:09,400
Maybe Tintacion was actually killed by the demons because

3269
02:12:09,400 --> 02:12:11,400
they came for their payment.

3270
02:12:11,400 --> 02:12:14,400
Oh, bro, where the demons in a gang?

3271
02:12:14,400 --> 02:12:18,400
Maybe these are gang demons or two judge demons.

3272
02:12:18,400 --> 02:12:19,400
They're two judge demons.

3273
02:12:19,400 --> 02:12:21,400
They're not just normal demons.

3274
02:12:21,400 --> 02:12:23,400
There's so much fucking shit on here.

3275
02:12:23,400 --> 02:12:27,400
I think X could have definitely been killed by demons because

3276
02:12:27,400 --> 02:12:34,400
he like, you know, he was close to the edge that one.

3277
02:12:34,400 --> 02:12:36,400
Did they push him to the edge?

3278
02:12:36,400 --> 02:12:38,400
Yeah, the shit that he said.

3279
02:12:38,400 --> 02:12:44,400
I feel like all these rappers protect their their own deaths.

3280
02:12:44,400 --> 02:12:46,400
Like peep peep did.

3281
02:12:46,400 --> 02:12:48,400
Yeah, he just wants to die by his mom aside.

3282
02:12:48,400 --> 02:12:49,400
Yeah.

3283
02:12:49,400 --> 02:12:52,400
Tell her that he loves you while his brother cries.

3284
02:12:52,400 --> 02:12:54,400
Kurt Cobain.

3285
02:12:54,400 --> 02:12:55,400
He doesn't have a gun.

3286
02:12:55,400 --> 02:12:57,400
That was a lie.

3287
02:12:57,400 --> 02:13:02,400
All right, let me see here.

3288
02:13:02,400 --> 02:13:03,400
NPCs.

3289
02:13:03,400 --> 02:13:05,400
We already covered that.

3290
02:13:05,400 --> 02:13:06,400
UFOs.

3291
02:13:06,400 --> 02:13:08,400
We can get into that.

3292
02:13:08,400 --> 02:13:10,400
Atheism is a conspiracy.

3293
02:13:10,400 --> 02:13:16,400
GMOs, big pharma, vampires, the Philadelphia experiments.

3294
02:13:16,400 --> 02:13:19,400
AIDS was actually spread by the CIA.

3295
02:13:19,400 --> 02:13:20,400
That's a cool one.

3296
02:13:20,400 --> 02:13:23,400
Well, COVID was definitely spread by the CIA.

3297
02:13:23,400 --> 02:13:24,400
Yep.

3298
02:13:24,400 --> 02:13:30,400
The great McDonald's soft serve ice cream conspiracy of 2016.

3299
02:13:30,400 --> 02:13:32,400
What the fuck is that?

3300
02:13:32,400 --> 02:13:35,400
I want to let's let's do some research into that.

3301
02:13:35,400 --> 02:13:36,400
Yeah, look that up.

3302
02:13:36,400 --> 02:13:43,400
The great McDonald's soft serve ice cream conspiracy theory of 2016.

3303
02:13:43,400 --> 02:13:45,400
That's one that you got to bite on.

3304
02:13:45,400 --> 02:13:52,400
Yeah, that's something that we got to delve into here.

3305
02:13:52,400 --> 02:13:54,400
Soft serve conspiracy.

3306
02:13:54,400 --> 02:14:01,400
It's going to be the name of the podcast.

3307
02:14:01,400 --> 02:14:04,400
Soft serve conspiracy.

3308
02:14:04,400 --> 02:14:06,400
Of 2016.

3309
02:14:06,400 --> 02:14:10,400
JK Rowling is a crisis actor.

3310
02:14:10,400 --> 02:14:11,400
It does.

3311
02:14:11,400 --> 02:14:13,400
Of 2016 imply that there were multiple.

3312
02:14:13,400 --> 02:14:18,400
That's just the thing that whenever you go to McDonald's and they say

3313
02:14:18,400 --> 02:14:25,400
the ice cream machine is broken, like 70% 70% of McDonald's say

3314
02:14:25,400 --> 02:14:28,400
the ice cream machine is broken when they're actually not.

3315
02:14:28,400 --> 02:14:31,400
It's like, I think we're going to talk about the glitches in the matrix.

3316
02:14:31,400 --> 02:14:36,400
What about a mothman at 9-11?

3317
02:14:36,400 --> 02:14:38,400
Mothman at 9-11.

3318
02:14:38,400 --> 02:14:42,400
Okay, so do you know the lore behind mothman, Casey?

3319
02:14:42,400 --> 02:14:44,400
I thought we went into that before.

3320
02:14:44,400 --> 02:14:51,400
He shows up and most of them have been debunked as fake,

3321
02:14:51,400 --> 02:14:55,400
but there's a couple ones that are weird, but he'll show up on a bridge

3322
02:14:55,400 --> 02:14:56,400
and get a picture.

3323
02:14:56,400 --> 02:14:57,400
This is an interesting one.

3324
02:14:57,400 --> 02:15:02,400
The day afterwards, the bridge is going to collapse or something.

3325
02:15:02,400 --> 02:15:04,400
It would make sense.

3326
02:15:04,400 --> 02:15:10,400
You know what I want to do sometime is take this camera and make a found footage horror movie.

3327
02:15:10,400 --> 02:15:15,400
That seems more realistic because we're using our home footage.

3328
02:15:15,400 --> 02:15:17,400
I think we could act well.

3329
02:15:17,400 --> 02:15:18,400
Yeah.

3330
02:15:18,400 --> 02:15:20,400
4chan is mostly bots.

3331
02:15:20,400 --> 02:15:22,400
That could be interesting.

3332
02:15:22,400 --> 02:15:30,400
I don't know if slash B is bots, but people put some pretty interesting shit on there.

3333
02:15:30,400 --> 02:15:31,400
They do.

3334
02:15:31,400 --> 02:15:33,400
But what if they...

3335
02:15:33,400 --> 02:15:35,400
Let's talk about 4chan for a bit.

3336
02:15:35,400 --> 02:15:37,400
I'll keep looking.

3337
02:15:37,400 --> 02:15:38,400
Okay.

3338
02:15:38,400 --> 02:15:41,400
So what is your experience with 4chan thus far, Casey?

3339
02:15:41,400 --> 02:15:43,400
Because I've never really gotten into that.

3340
02:15:43,400 --> 02:15:45,400
I've heard that it's just a weird place for...

3341
02:15:45,400 --> 02:15:49,400
I just got into 4chan through Reddit, Green Text.

3342
02:15:49,400 --> 02:15:53,400
Because I thought that's originally where Green Text came from.

3343
02:15:53,400 --> 02:15:56,400
And then if you go on B, which is like the random shit, people just...

3344
02:15:56,400 --> 02:16:00,400
I mean, it's like half porn or it's like half like...

3345
02:16:00,400 --> 02:16:02,400
It's half Jennifer Lawrence's asshole.

3346
02:16:02,400 --> 02:16:03,400
Yeah.

3347
02:16:03,400 --> 02:16:07,400
Just like the weirdest like sexual shit or just the weirdest shit or like racist shit.

3348
02:16:07,400 --> 02:16:09,400
It's just like...

3349
02:16:09,400 --> 02:16:11,400
You know, I was thinking about this the other day.

3350
02:16:11,400 --> 02:16:13,400
It's just like a unregulated internet space.

3351
02:16:13,400 --> 02:16:14,400
Pretty much.

3352
02:16:14,400 --> 02:16:16,400
I went on 4chan slash B.

3353
02:16:16,400 --> 02:16:17,400
It's like the gray web.

3354
02:16:17,400 --> 02:16:20,400
It's like the in-between between the bright web and the dark web.

3355
02:16:20,400 --> 02:16:21,400
Gotcha.

3356
02:16:21,400 --> 02:16:25,400
I went on there the other day and I was thinking this is why society has laws.

3357
02:16:25,400 --> 02:16:26,400
Because...

3358
02:16:26,400 --> 02:16:27,400
What the fuck?

3359
02:16:27,400 --> 02:16:28,400
Chinese?

3360
02:16:28,400 --> 02:16:29,400
Some of the shit people post on 4chan.

3361
02:16:29,400 --> 02:16:32,400
I see why we have to have laws.

3362
02:16:32,400 --> 02:16:33,400
Now I do remember.

3363
02:16:33,400 --> 02:16:36,400
Like you could go on like 4chan and you could like see like...

3364
02:16:36,400 --> 02:16:40,400
Fucking like legitimate like snuff films and shit like that.

3365
02:16:40,400 --> 02:16:44,400
Like people just all fucked up like from getting ran over by a train

3366
02:16:44,400 --> 02:16:46,400
or like decapitated in an execution.

3367
02:16:46,400 --> 02:16:47,400
Like...

3368
02:16:47,400 --> 02:16:49,400
Well, they kind of regulate it more now, but...

3369
02:16:49,400 --> 02:16:52,400
Apollo 11 landed on the wrong moon.

3370
02:16:52,400 --> 02:16:53,400
Well, okay.

3371
02:16:53,400 --> 02:16:56,400
Apollo 11 didn't land it also.

3372
02:16:56,400 --> 02:17:00,400
That's the conspiracy they landed on the wrong moon.

3373
02:17:00,400 --> 02:17:03,400
In fact, it all never took off.

3374
02:17:03,400 --> 02:17:06,400
But yeah, I was thinking about...

3375
02:17:06,400 --> 02:17:08,400
Oh, that's a fucking great one.

3376
02:17:08,400 --> 02:17:09,400
I'll get into this too.

3377
02:17:09,400 --> 02:17:14,400
Dude, oxygen is poisonous, but it takes 80 years to kill us.

3378
02:17:14,400 --> 02:17:17,400
I mean, I feel like that's just scientifically proven.

3379
02:17:17,400 --> 02:17:18,400
It's not correct.

3380
02:17:18,400 --> 02:17:22,400
It is proven that oxygen causes free radicals, which over time

3381
02:17:22,400 --> 02:17:24,400
build up in your body and cause cancer.

3382
02:17:24,400 --> 02:17:28,400
Yeah, so oxygen itself can be poisonous, but it just takes 80 years for us to...

3383
02:17:28,400 --> 02:17:31,400
It's like a symbiotic like parasitic relationship type thing,

3384
02:17:31,400 --> 02:17:36,400
where we need it to survive, but also it's killing us at the same time.

3385
02:17:36,400 --> 02:17:39,400
That's a really fucking interesting thing, because what if that is actually true,

3386
02:17:39,400 --> 02:17:41,400
that it just takes 80 years to kill us?

3387
02:17:41,400 --> 02:17:42,400
I got a question for you.

3388
02:17:42,400 --> 02:17:46,400
If you had the option to be immortal, would you...?

3389
02:17:46,400 --> 02:17:47,400
No, absolutely not.

3390
02:17:47,400 --> 02:17:48,400
Never.

3391
02:17:48,400 --> 02:17:49,400
No.

3392
02:17:49,400 --> 02:17:54,400
I'm not even having a good time now, are you fucking kidding me?

3393
02:17:54,400 --> 02:17:59,400
That's actually a good thing to talk about, because if the ability to be immortal

3394
02:17:59,400 --> 02:18:01,400
was a thing, would you do it?

3395
02:18:01,400 --> 02:18:08,400
No, because you're not realizing how ridiculously long eternity is.

3396
02:18:08,400 --> 02:18:14,400
I mean, would you even want to be immortal, because then I'm a religious guy.

3397
02:18:14,400 --> 02:18:15,400
Isn't that what Christians believe?

3398
02:18:15,400 --> 02:18:19,400
Don't you believe that you're... don't they believe that there are things that exist forever?

3399
02:18:19,400 --> 02:18:20,400
We're not going to exist forever.

3400
02:18:20,400 --> 02:18:22,400
This is a test, pretty much.

3401
02:18:22,400 --> 02:18:25,400
Earth is a test of what we can do with free will.

3402
02:18:25,400 --> 02:18:26,400
I'm not in heaven.

3403
02:18:26,400 --> 02:18:29,400
Once we die, we get eternal salvation in heaven.

3404
02:18:29,400 --> 02:18:32,400
It doesn't necessarily mean eternal life, but it's eternal salvation.

3405
02:18:32,400 --> 02:18:35,400
I don't know what the fuck that's supposed to mean.

3406
02:18:35,400 --> 02:18:36,400
It doesn't really go...

3407
02:18:36,400 --> 02:18:39,400
Don't you think you should probably know what that's supposed to mean?

3408
02:18:39,400 --> 02:18:47,400
It's such a concept that you can't even fucking understand it, because eternal salvation could

3409
02:18:47,400 --> 02:18:49,400
mean a whole bunch of things.

3410
02:18:49,400 --> 02:18:50,400
That's what the whole thing is.

3411
02:18:50,400 --> 02:18:57,400
It's like, okay, my theory on what I've read is that everybody has their own personal heaven

3412
02:18:57,400 --> 02:19:02,400
that we can all intermingle with each other, but we each have our own little zone that's

3413
02:19:02,400 --> 02:19:04,400
our own personal heaven.

3414
02:19:04,400 --> 02:19:07,400
My zone is taking a rip off this ball.

3415
02:19:07,400 --> 02:19:09,400
All right, buddy, whatever.

3416
02:19:09,400 --> 02:19:10,400
Yeah, but don't...

3417
02:19:10,400 --> 02:19:13,400
So are you sad that you're never going to see me in KC?

3418
02:19:13,400 --> 02:19:16,400
All right.

3419
02:19:16,400 --> 02:19:19,400
What if my paradise is this?

3420
02:19:19,400 --> 02:19:20,400
What if this is my paradise?

3421
02:19:20,400 --> 02:19:22,400
Don't you do that to me!

3422
02:19:22,400 --> 02:19:24,400
Don't you give me thinking that hard.

3423
02:19:24,400 --> 02:19:28,400
Do you think if you go to heaven, would you want to exist forever?

3424
02:19:28,400 --> 02:19:31,400
Yeah, because then you're in eternal salvation.

3425
02:19:31,400 --> 02:19:34,400
I think heaven is not necessarily an uncomfortable concept.

3426
02:19:34,400 --> 02:19:35,400
Once you get a board of that?

3427
02:19:35,400 --> 02:19:37,400
Well, that's what I'm saying.

3428
02:19:37,400 --> 02:19:44,400
Heaven, I mean, there's no saying that if it's even similar to this dimension, you could just

3429
02:19:44,400 --> 02:19:46,400
be in a dimension where time isn't a thing.

3430
02:19:46,400 --> 02:19:49,400
It could just be an eternal feeling of...

3431
02:19:49,400 --> 02:19:51,400
Just imagine going to fucking...

3432
02:19:51,400 --> 02:19:57,400
You go to heaven and you can go to a little peep concert every single fucking day of your life.

3433
02:19:57,400 --> 02:20:03,400
You could do... For the rest of eternity, if you wanted to, you could go to a little peep concert

3434
02:20:03,400 --> 02:20:06,400
and just hang out with little peep and shit.

3435
02:20:06,400 --> 02:20:10,400
Or you could fucking think of something and then it just shows up.

3436
02:20:10,400 --> 02:20:13,400
God's like, I got you right there.

3437
02:20:13,400 --> 02:20:17,400
Oh man, I'm sad I got to die before I got to play Grand Theft Auto VI or something.

3438
02:20:17,400 --> 02:20:20,400
And then God's like, boom, Grand Theft Auto VI right there for you, buddy.

3439
02:20:20,400 --> 02:20:21,400
You want seven and eight?

3440
02:20:21,400 --> 02:20:22,400
You want seven and eight?

3441
02:20:22,400 --> 02:20:26,400
Yeah, like that type of shit.

3442
02:20:26,400 --> 02:20:29,400
I feel like heaven's like whatever you want it to be.

3443
02:20:29,400 --> 02:20:33,400
Like, heaven is whatever you think heaven is, I feel like.

3444
02:20:33,400 --> 02:20:43,400
But forever eternity is an uncernable amount of time and after a while you're going to get bored of living or existing.

3445
02:20:43,400 --> 02:20:48,400
There will reach a point where you've just done everything you could.

3446
02:20:48,400 --> 02:20:51,400
I bet you it wouldn't take you as long to do it.

3447
02:20:51,400 --> 02:21:04,400
I feel like I feel like because from what what's what's been sold, what's been told throughout like the religious thing is that you don't have any pain, any want anything, but you're always going to be comfortable in heaven.

3448
02:21:04,400 --> 02:21:05,400
Always. It doesn't matter.

3449
02:21:05,400 --> 02:21:11,400
You won't get bored in heaven because there's it's endless things to do and you'll always be content.

3450
02:21:11,400 --> 02:21:12,400
You'll always be happy.

3451
02:21:12,400 --> 02:21:13,400
There's no suffering.

3452
02:21:13,400 --> 02:21:14,400
There's no pain.

3453
02:21:14,400 --> 02:21:16,400
You can talk to whoever you want to.

3454
02:21:16,400 --> 02:21:20,400
You can do whatever it seemed like heaven is the like end all be.

3455
02:21:20,400 --> 02:21:22,400
All of the greatest.

3456
02:21:22,400 --> 02:21:25,400
So you're saying heaven is a delusion.

3457
02:21:28,400 --> 02:21:31,400
Is that is that what you're saying?

3458
02:21:31,400 --> 02:21:34,400
He's going to stab me with that knife.

3459
02:21:37,400 --> 02:21:38,400
Shut up.

3460
02:21:38,400 --> 02:21:40,400
Casey, it's just.

3461
02:21:40,400 --> 02:21:50,400
No, forever is a incomprehensible amount of time.

3462
02:21:50,400 --> 02:21:54,400
That's why I couldn't wrap my head ever wrap my head around religion because they're like, oh, we go to heaven forever.

3463
02:21:54,400 --> 02:21:57,400
Well, that sounds terrible.

3464
02:21:57,400 --> 02:21:58,400
It sounds.

3465
02:21:58,400 --> 02:22:00,400
I mean, don't get me wrong.

3466
02:22:00,400 --> 02:22:09,400
Hell's much clearly the worst option of like just being an eternal damnation, but neither of them are really that comforting when you really think about it.

3467
02:22:09,400 --> 02:22:17,400
Yeah, like what if you're like, what if you're suicidal and you're going to go to hell?

3468
02:22:17,400 --> 02:22:18,400
Yeah.

3469
02:22:20,400 --> 02:22:25,400
What if you just had like a super, super fucked up childhood and you never even learned about religion?

3470
02:22:25,400 --> 02:22:27,400
So you killed yourself.

3471
02:22:27,400 --> 02:22:31,400
How does that make you need to go to hell?

3472
02:22:31,400 --> 02:22:38,400
If you didn't even know like that's that's where I have flaws with religion is like I genuinely believe is there was a way.

3473
02:22:38,400 --> 02:22:48,400
This is actually talked about in the Bible, the people who are ignorant of the faith like they don't know like not ignorant like like they just don't even know about the faith.

3474
02:22:48,400 --> 02:22:51,400
Basically, big.

3475
02:22:51,400 --> 02:23:07,400
Basically in the Bible, it states that people who are ignorant of the faith but still live peaceful and in good lives, but don't know the tenets of religion, they will be judged upon the merit of their character.

3476
02:23:07,400 --> 02:23:09,400
Rather than their faith.

3477
02:23:09,400 --> 02:23:10,400
It's like me.

3478
02:23:10,400 --> 02:23:12,400
No, you're just an asshole.

3479
02:23:12,400 --> 02:23:15,400
You're just saying he just got damned to hell.

3480
02:23:15,400 --> 02:23:22,400
What if I'm a good person but I'm an atheist because you turned away from God.

3481
02:23:22,400 --> 02:23:24,400
The biggest sin is to.

3482
02:23:24,400 --> 02:23:27,400
So how does God feel about agnostics?

3483
02:23:27,400 --> 02:23:35,400
Did he come down and tell you agnostics are basically you are not confirming nor denying him.

3484
02:23:35,400 --> 02:23:46,400
But if you said deny me and I shall deny you type thing like if you deny the Lord, then he will be sad that he lost you.

3485
02:23:46,400 --> 02:23:49,400
But you made your own decision there.

3486
02:23:49,400 --> 02:23:56,400
But you ever hear the old saying that you're telling me that I would go to hell as a agnostic.

3487
02:23:56,400 --> 02:23:57,400
I don't know.

3488
02:23:57,400 --> 02:23:58,400
I'm not God.

3489
02:23:58,400 --> 02:24:00,400
I didn't make the rules.

3490
02:24:00,400 --> 02:24:01,400
Do you think that there's a middle option?

3491
02:24:01,400 --> 02:24:04,400
I mean, it seems like you got two extremes here.

3492
02:24:04,400 --> 02:24:07,400
You're so tired of being the only Christian in the room.

3493
02:24:07,400 --> 02:24:08,400
You get there.

3494
02:24:08,400 --> 02:24:13,400
There's purgatory where people who are neither.

3495
02:24:13,400 --> 02:24:16,400
It's a lot where where nonbelievers go is purgatory.

3496
02:24:16,400 --> 02:24:19,400
But in purgatory, there are a couple ways to get out.

3497
02:24:19,400 --> 02:24:28,400
There is the self realization where you have to go through a journey through purgatory and overcome all your adveris and sin and all that.

3498
02:24:28,400 --> 02:24:33,400
And then you can finally make your way up to heaven to someone can pray for you so you can get out of purgatory.

3499
02:24:33,400 --> 02:24:37,400
Kind of like a monopoly get out of jail free card type thing.

3500
02:24:37,400 --> 02:24:43,400
Or if you still deny God in that in that circumstance, you can just be damned to hell from there.

3501
02:24:43,400 --> 02:24:49,400
But I'm pretty sure if you go to fucking purgatory, you're like, oh, shit, God's real.

3502
02:24:49,400 --> 02:24:58,400
You're probably going to realize when you're in purgatory that something's not adding up.

3503
02:24:58,400 --> 02:25:00,400
You might need to start believing.

3504
02:25:00,400 --> 02:25:05,400
And you can go through your own self realization and acceptance of God.

3505
02:25:05,400 --> 02:25:12,400
I just always think of purgatory as like fucking the South Park thing where they're just all waiting on a plane.

3506
02:25:12,400 --> 02:25:13,400
Yeah.

3507
02:25:13,400 --> 02:25:15,400
Hold on, hold on.

3508
02:25:15,400 --> 02:25:17,400
I have to go to the bathroom.

3509
02:25:17,400 --> 02:25:21,400
That's it.

3510
02:25:21,400 --> 02:25:24,400
I'm giving up.

3511
02:25:24,400 --> 02:25:31,400
Sir, sir, please.

3512
02:25:31,400 --> 02:25:35,400
That's like the Milgram experiment where people just sit down because they're told to do so.

3513
02:25:35,400 --> 02:25:38,400
So what do you think purgatory actually is?

3514
02:25:38,400 --> 02:25:41,400
Do you think it's like a bunch of trials of some sort?

3515
02:25:41,400 --> 02:25:50,400
If you I think purgatory is kind of, I mean, there's the outside the biblical text of like Dante's Inferno,

3516
02:25:50,400 --> 02:25:55,400
Dante's purgatorio and Dante's Paradiso.

3517
02:25:55,400 --> 02:26:04,400
But I think that the concept of purgatory in Dante's purgatory is actually kind of interesting that you start off at the bottom of a mountain

3518
02:26:04,400 --> 02:26:10,400
and you have to go up this mountain of trials of overcoming your sins and overcoming your own self-advice.

3519
02:26:10,400 --> 02:26:14,400
And you can purify yourself by getting taller on the mountain.

3520
02:26:14,400 --> 02:26:19,400
And you can spend months, years, decades on one level of the mountain trying to get up.

3521
02:26:19,400 --> 02:26:23,400
And then once you finally reach the top to get self-accurization,

3522
02:26:23,400 --> 02:26:27,400
you'll finally be able to ascend to heaven with the Lord.

3523
02:26:27,400 --> 02:26:33,400
But you need to skip that if you believe in God.

3524
02:26:33,400 --> 02:26:39,400
I hate to say it, but you kind of like, in my current state, you just sound delusional.

3525
02:26:39,400 --> 02:26:44,400
You're the high one.

3526
02:26:44,400 --> 02:26:46,400
I know.

3527
02:26:46,400 --> 02:26:52,400
What? So you wanted to talk about Glitch's Matrix.

3528
02:26:52,400 --> 02:26:55,400
Oh yeah, I did. I forgot about that.

3529
02:26:55,400 --> 02:27:00,400
How does us living in the Matrix go inside with religion?

3530
02:27:00,400 --> 02:27:05,400
What if we're just saying like there's a lot of things I gotta think about?

3531
02:27:05,400 --> 02:27:07,400
What if we're part of God's programming?

3532
02:27:07,400 --> 02:27:09,400
God's plan.

3533
02:27:09,400 --> 02:27:16,400
We're all just parts of a computer software system.

3534
02:27:16,400 --> 02:27:18,400
But what if God is the programmer?

3535
02:27:18,400 --> 02:27:20,400
What if Bill Gates is the programmer?

3536
02:27:20,400 --> 02:27:22,400
What if Bill Gates is not real?

3537
02:27:22,400 --> 02:27:24,400
Bill Gates doesn't exist.

3538
02:27:24,400 --> 02:27:26,400
Bill Gates doesn't exist.

3539
02:27:26,400 --> 02:27:28,400
Alright, let's get back on track here.

3540
02:27:28,400 --> 02:27:30,400
I'm not going to go down that rabbit hole.

3541
02:27:30,400 --> 02:27:32,400
What if you don't exist? What if I don't exist?

3542
02:27:32,400 --> 02:27:34,400
What if we're all figments of your imagination?

3543
02:27:34,400 --> 02:27:37,400
Exactly. What if it's just you are?

3544
02:27:37,400 --> 02:27:40,400
Tell us about some of your Glitch's Matrix.

3545
02:27:40,400 --> 02:27:46,400
That's actually one of the things that threw me into an existential crisis for like three months when I was going into college.

3546
02:27:46,400 --> 02:27:52,400
I got too high and I got into this state where I was unsure.

3547
02:27:52,400 --> 02:27:55,400
I started questioning the reality I was in, I guess.

3548
02:27:55,400 --> 02:28:03,400
I felt like I was the only soul that was here and the rest was like a simulation or something.

3549
02:28:03,400 --> 02:28:08,400
It was so hard to act like I had good close bonds with humans.

3550
02:28:08,400 --> 02:28:13,400
Because I was just like, what if this is all just a construct and I'm the only one here?

3551
02:28:13,400 --> 02:28:17,400
It was really hard to dig myself out of that mindset.

3552
02:28:17,400 --> 02:28:20,400
Because it was extremely depressing three months.

3553
02:28:20,400 --> 02:28:22,400
But it's weird though.

3554
02:28:22,400 --> 02:28:28,400
An existential crisis can happen where you just sort of get thinking.

3555
02:28:28,400 --> 02:28:34,400
You're like, that's fucking things on here.

3556
02:28:34,400 --> 02:28:38,400
So tell us about some Glitch's in the Matrix.

3557
02:28:38,400 --> 02:28:42,400
I have a couple of Glitch's in the Matrix stories if you guys want to hear them.

3558
02:28:42,400 --> 02:28:44,400
Go ahead.

3559
02:28:44,400 --> 02:28:52,400
I was driving, I was going someplace, I think it was Silver Bay actually because I was going there to work out or something.

3560
02:28:52,400 --> 02:28:54,400
But it's like an hour and a half away.

3561
02:28:54,400 --> 02:28:56,400
Would you say it's like an hour and a half away?

3562
02:28:56,400 --> 02:28:58,400
Yeah.

3563
02:28:58,400 --> 02:29:01,400
So I was driving and it was like daytime.

3564
02:29:01,400 --> 02:29:03,400
It was like six o'clock.

3565
02:29:03,400 --> 02:29:10,400
And it was one of those things where I was just driving down the road and I kind of like blinked and I was at the destination.

3566
02:29:10,400 --> 02:29:12,400
I was like there.

3567
02:29:12,400 --> 02:29:16,400
I didn't drive or anything and it was two hours later.

3568
02:29:16,400 --> 02:29:20,400
And I wasn't tired.

3569
02:29:20,400 --> 02:29:24,400
I was just driving normally.

3570
02:29:24,400 --> 02:29:31,400
I blinked and I was at my destination and I'm like, how the fuck did I get here type thing?

3571
02:29:31,400 --> 02:29:39,400
I was on the north way and then I blinked and I was at my destination.

3572
02:29:39,400 --> 02:29:43,400
Have you ever heard about the fucking plane that did something like that?

3573
02:29:43,400 --> 02:29:45,400
Yeah.

3574
02:29:45,400 --> 02:29:49,400
They took off and like, I can't even fucking remember, but it was like a long ass flight.

3575
02:29:49,400 --> 02:30:00,400
And they did it like in a quarter of the time that's meant to be like physically possible and just got lost on radar and pretty much just traversed like 3,000 miles.

3576
02:30:00,400 --> 02:30:01,400
And then just landed.

3577
02:30:01,400 --> 02:30:02,400
And they hit a thunderstorm actually.

3578
02:30:02,400 --> 02:30:05,400
Yeah, yeah, it was like this weird fucking thunderstorm.

3579
02:30:05,400 --> 02:30:07,400
They said that they had this fucking bizarre ass experience.

3580
02:30:07,400 --> 02:30:15,400
And like the like the like the like a fucking wormhole just opened up and the clouds they said when they went through the thunderstorm, the clouds were purple.

3581
02:30:15,400 --> 02:30:16,400
Yeah.

3582
02:30:16,400 --> 02:30:17,400
Dude.

3583
02:30:17,400 --> 02:30:25,400
And then they just landed like that's on record that it happened like the air traffic communications of them leaving and then just landing.

3584
02:30:25,400 --> 02:30:29,400
But like like things like that are fucking like insane.

3585
02:30:29,400 --> 02:30:42,400
Like I wish I fucking knew the names of these people because I was way more of a conspiracy theorist in high school because like you're like sitting there and like I guarantee you everybody who's driven long enough has had an experience like that where you blink and you're at your destination.

3586
02:30:42,400 --> 02:30:45,400
I don't think I've definitely zoned out a lot.

3587
02:30:45,400 --> 02:30:50,400
I remember one time when I was on LBT at our old employer and I was going.

3588
02:30:50,400 --> 02:30:52,400
I've already name dropped them since they started.

3589
02:30:52,400 --> 02:31:05,400
But I was I was already there and I was driving and like I closed my eyes for one second and I was at the destination and like I was like, okay, but get the crazy part was no time passed.

3590
02:31:05,400 --> 02:31:16,400
And like fucking I was with a Jewish I was with a Hasidic Jew that day and he was like what the fuck just happened.

3591
02:31:16,400 --> 02:31:19,400
I'm like, how did we get here in this time?

3592
02:31:19,400 --> 02:31:21,400
And he goes, that shouldn't happen.

3593
02:31:21,400 --> 02:31:27,400
Like we were like freaking out like we were both this like and like when we called like dispatch and like I forgot who it was.

3594
02:31:27,400 --> 02:31:30,400
He goes, no, you guys you guys traveled that far.

3595
02:31:30,400 --> 02:31:32,400
I'm like, how?

3596
02:31:32,400 --> 02:31:37,400
And like, like even like I forgot who it wasn't you're saying that you went in a time warp.

3597
02:31:37,400 --> 02:31:39,400
Yeah, while in an ambulance.

3598
02:31:39,400 --> 02:31:45,400
I just want to make sure you're the honest and the ambulance.

3599
02:31:45,400 --> 02:32:01,400
But like it was like and like we were like it was documented that we we fucking got there at that point and we left at this point and it was a significant amount of time that just got skipped and we just located there and like I like they're like

3600
02:32:01,400 --> 02:32:05,400
and it says like I'm like the thing like you you guys can see like your whole like track.

3601
02:32:05,400 --> 02:32:07,400
Can't you like the whole like thing?

3602
02:32:07,400 --> 02:32:19,400
Yeah, like they said it was you guys at the whole track and I'm like there's no fucking way like there was two hours left on this and they're like yeah and I'm like whatever.

3603
02:32:19,400 --> 02:32:33,400
I went through a fucking wormhole. I had something that happened when I was a kid just one time, but I got like a lot of premonitions and stuff like that. Okay, I've had like premonitions where you know like you think something's going to happen.

3604
02:32:33,400 --> 02:32:36,400
It could just be something little, but then it does.

3605
02:32:36,400 --> 02:32:53,400
So one day I was watching TV when I was a kid and I was watching everybody loves Raymond and I was really in fifth grade and my basketball coach called and he's like hey tell your dad practice is canceled today.

3606
02:32:53,400 --> 02:33:03,400
So I'm like okay and I go sit down and the same the same thing is playing on the TV like the same scene that was playing before he called.

3607
02:33:03,400 --> 02:33:11,400
And so I'm like it was actually really weird because you couldn't like rewind the TVs back in the in those days.

3608
02:33:11,400 --> 02:33:21,400
So I'm like this is weird because the same thing is playing the same the same lines and then the phone rings and I pick it up and it's my basketball coach.

3609
02:33:21,400 --> 02:33:36,400
So I was like tell your dad practice cancer today. I'm like okay. I started freaking out to my mom was out of glitch in the matrix. That's fucking wild.

3610
02:33:36,400 --> 02:33:44,400
I caught something like that in video when I was a kid like you know when you're a kid you had like the whole old like video cameras and stuff.

3611
02:33:44,400 --> 02:33:50,400
It was weird. It was Christmas day. I want to see this tape by the way. I'll find it but like I was Christmas day expected by the next podcast.

3612
02:33:50,400 --> 02:33:59,400
I'll look for it. It was like Christmas day like two thousand three and it was Casper the friendly ghost was playing on the TV or something.

3613
02:33:59,400 --> 02:34:05,400
And like I was like panning through like the thing like you know like the kid camera thing like where you're like waddling around with it and like doing stuff.

3614
02:34:05,400 --> 02:34:17,400
And then I pan to the TV and I recorded the TV and it was like the specific scene and then I went back to doing what I was doing and I went back to the TV and I could record the TV and it was the same exact scene that was playing over again.

3615
02:34:17,400 --> 02:34:22,400
And like this was like back like when you like when we were kids where you couldn't just rewind it like that before like all that stuff happened.

3616
02:34:22,400 --> 02:34:29,400
So I'm like like when I watch as an adult like hold on a second like and I rewinded the thing and I fast forward it back to the part.

3617
02:34:29,400 --> 02:34:33,400
I'm like that's the same scene. Like it was weird.

3618
02:34:33,400 --> 02:34:38,400
What do you mean like there was just a delay in between the two TVs.

3619
02:34:38,400 --> 02:34:45,400
No it was the same TV because like I went in because like my dad brought the video camera because it was Christmas like for that.

3620
02:34:45,400 --> 02:34:58,400
So I was recording the TV because I was being a fucking kid like being like oh look there's a gasp and a ghost whatever and I waddled around and I come back and like I'm filming my dad while he's sleeping and shit just fucking like zooming in and back back on his face out.

3621
02:34:58,400 --> 02:35:08,400
And I waddled out to the kitchen. My mom yells at me for using the camera and I'm like whatever so I ruddled back into the into the room and I film the same TV and it's the same scene going on again.

3622
02:35:08,400 --> 02:35:12,400
And I'm like that's fucking weird and it wasn't like on video like it was like a special that was going on.

3623
02:35:12,400 --> 02:35:15,400
And I'm like that's fucking weird.

3624
02:35:15,400 --> 02:35:17,400
Maybe the tape skipped.

3625
02:35:17,400 --> 02:35:23,400
It wasn't a tape. It was like no I'm saying like maybe like the tape at wherever they're fucking broadcasting this shit from.

3626
02:35:23,400 --> 02:35:28,400
Maybe I'm just saying it was just a weird like thing.

3627
02:35:28,400 --> 02:35:31,400
Oh you're right there.

3628
02:35:31,400 --> 02:35:32,400
My back.

3629
02:35:32,400 --> 02:35:35,400
Let me look up some more of this.

3630
02:35:35,400 --> 02:35:38,400
Some more of this bullshit.

3631
02:35:38,400 --> 02:35:40,400
You want another gummy there chief.

3632
02:35:40,400 --> 02:35:42,400
No.

3633
02:35:42,400 --> 02:35:43,400
Never.

3634
02:35:43,400 --> 02:35:46,400
Those things are literally fucking Satan.

3635
02:35:46,400 --> 02:35:52,400
You want to get a little taste of hell just eat like four of those and see where it takes you.

3636
02:35:52,400 --> 02:35:55,400
I'm sure you'd be fine.

3637
02:35:55,400 --> 02:35:57,400
You just have a way higher tolerance than me.

3638
02:35:57,400 --> 02:35:59,400
I can't fucking.

3639
02:35:59,400 --> 02:36:03,400
Oh this is one I actually know know about.

3640
02:36:03,400 --> 02:36:04,400
Go ahead chief.

3641
02:36:04,400 --> 02:36:08,400
UFO witnesses suicides and quotation marks.

3642
02:36:08,400 --> 02:36:18,400
It's a shit ton of UFO like witness people that all end up committing Minecraft exit game.

3643
02:36:18,400 --> 02:36:20,400
Control all the way.

3644
02:36:20,400 --> 02:36:24,400
Like I would on the round the room temperature challenge.

3645
02:36:24,400 --> 02:36:32,400
But like there's a whole bunch of people who witnessed UFOs that all magically quotation marks Minecraft exit game.

3646
02:36:32,400 --> 02:36:34,400
It's just like Jeff Rapp's thing.

3647
02:36:34,400 --> 02:36:40,400
But like like maybe the government doesn't want that shit getting out and they just fucking.

3648
02:36:40,400 --> 02:36:41,400
Yeah.

3649
02:36:41,400 --> 02:36:45,400
Well you can't say the area 51 exists and there's not aliens.

3650
02:36:45,400 --> 02:36:48,400
Area 51 is not aliens.

3651
02:36:48,400 --> 02:37:03,400
It's just like an aircraft testing aircraft testing thing and like they had like specialized like different planes that they were testing out there and that that's to be that's be real if you were the government and you were testing out secret planes in the middle of the desert and some fucking crack head or

3652
02:37:03,400 --> 02:37:12,400
meth head in the fucking like trailer parks like that's them they're UFO aliens would you be like yeah yeah that is like I want to be like no we're testing secret planes.

3653
02:37:12,400 --> 02:37:27,400
I think yeah yeah yeah that's that's definitely aliens absolutely aliens exist aliens exist blank 180 team off there's something in the back man.

3654
02:37:27,400 --> 02:37:37,400
Maybe it's the creatures from above stories as if these dreams were boring.

3655
02:37:37,400 --> 02:37:41,400
We all know conspiracies are dumb.

3656
02:37:41,400 --> 02:37:59,400
Music industry is run by AI that that actually could be something because you know how all pop music now sounds pretty much the fucking same as the same three chords over and over again in different things.

3657
02:37:59,400 --> 02:38:02,400
Maybe it's ran by fucking AI.

3658
02:38:02,400 --> 02:38:08,400
Yeah I feel like we've reached the cost of where music just starts sounding shitty.

3659
02:38:08,400 --> 02:38:11,400
It's all been done.

3660
02:38:11,400 --> 02:38:22,400
That's why I think they're going back to like different genres that haven't really been touched upon in years like fucking emo revival.

3661
02:38:22,400 --> 02:38:23,400
Hell yeah.

3662
02:38:23,400 --> 02:38:26,400
Emo revival of 2020.

3663
02:38:26,400 --> 02:38:28,400
Bring back disco.

3664
02:38:28,400 --> 02:38:46,400
Dude disco is already on the way back that's some Chad shit that's like some giga Chad shit fucking being like.

3665
02:38:46,400 --> 02:38:56,400
This is like a fucking disco right now.

3666
02:38:56,400 --> 02:38:58,400
I kind of want disco to stay dead now.

3667
02:38:58,400 --> 02:39:02,400
No fucking disco is great.

3668
02:39:02,400 --> 02:39:05,400
The ocean at night dude you guys ever hear about that story.

3669
02:39:05,400 --> 02:39:07,400
The ocean at night.

3670
02:39:07,400 --> 02:39:09,400
I think you may have told me about it but go ahead.

3671
02:39:09,400 --> 02:39:12,400
I think I'm having a premonition right now.

3672
02:39:12,400 --> 02:39:23,400
He told us about our last podcast about well not the last episode but our last podcast ambience sessions about how he was afraid of large bodies of water at night.

3673
02:39:23,400 --> 02:39:31,400
So am I but this is something different like it sounds like the ocean at night just sounds like an overall theme but it's actually about one singular incident.

3674
02:39:31,400 --> 02:39:49,400
So there was a battleship from the United States military that was in the Pacific Ocean I believe and they were out in the middle of nowhere like the Pacific Ocean and they sent out a distress call saying that there was lights coming from underneath the ocean like like spotlights coming out from underneath the ocean.

3675
02:39:49,400 --> 02:39:54,400
So they decided.

3676
02:39:54,400 --> 02:40:02,400
So the lights from the bottom of the ocean and they're all changing colors and like doing all this crazy shit.

3677
02:40:02,400 --> 02:40:12,400
So they called in and then the government said to get the fuck away from that and then every single military that was in that area of the ocean all went to there.

3678
02:40:12,400 --> 02:40:19,400
Every single one of them and everything else is blacklisted like there is it's all black ink after that.

3679
02:40:19,400 --> 02:40:21,400
They just said that's that's the beginning of the story.

3680
02:40:21,400 --> 02:40:26,400
Nobody knows the end of it because every single part afterwards is covered in black ink.

3681
02:40:26,400 --> 02:40:30,400
So what the fuck happened there if they want to cover it up that bad.

3682
02:40:30,400 --> 02:40:41,400
The wait so you're saying that there was spotlights from underneath they were told to to get out of there and then specialized ships from underneath the ocean.

3683
02:40:41,400 --> 02:40:46,400
But everybody went towards the spotlights and just disappeared.

3684
02:40:46,400 --> 02:40:47,400
They didn't disappear.

3685
02:40:47,400 --> 02:40:59,400
There was three ships that went missing afterwards but there was like I think like 10 or 15 ships that went to go check it out and three ships went missing and everything else is is covered in black ink.

3686
02:40:59,400 --> 02:41:06,400
Everything else like there is nothing else on that and it's called the ocean at night incident.

3687
02:41:06,400 --> 02:41:11,400
They're fighting aliens.

3688
02:41:11,400 --> 02:41:13,400
I mean why would they go to check it out.

3689
02:41:13,400 --> 02:41:14,400
They're just disobeying orders.

3690
02:41:14,400 --> 02:41:21,400
No no no they told they told that one ship to to to go away and they sent like the more like specialized ships into that zone.

3691
02:41:21,400 --> 02:41:22,400
Oh OK.

3692
02:41:22,400 --> 02:41:24,400
And then everything else is covered in black ink.

3693
02:41:24,400 --> 02:41:27,400
There's no reports on that that aren't covered in black ink.

3694
02:41:27,400 --> 02:41:28,400
Fantastic.

3695
02:41:28,400 --> 02:41:32,400
I think this is a proof of aliens.

3696
02:41:32,400 --> 02:41:43,400
So there's a demon apparently that lives under the ocean to be like fucking Cloverfield just big ass fucking fucker hanging out in the ocean ready to come out any day and murder us.

3697
02:41:43,400 --> 02:41:48,400
So in the books of Solomon was that me or you.

3698
02:41:48,400 --> 02:42:01,400
So in the books of Solomon they had in the books of Solomon Solomon had a ring given to him by God and through the power of God to the ring he was able to summon any demon.

3699
02:42:01,400 --> 02:42:09,400
And ask them any questions and it would refuse to let the demons die like like they wouldn't be able to lie to him.

3700
02:42:09,400 --> 02:42:18,400
So he talked to countless demons and wrote down their names their weaknesses all this shit the angels that torture them because every single demon has an angel that tortures them.

3701
02:42:18,400 --> 02:42:25,400
The only there's there are three demons that like in the higher echelon that St. Michael can torture.

3702
02:42:25,400 --> 02:42:33,400
And then there's one above St. Michael that only there's two above St. Michael that only Jesus himself can banish.

3703
02:42:33,400 --> 02:42:35,400
One is Lucifer.

3704
02:42:35,400 --> 02:42:38,400
Two is this demon that's apparently under the ocean.

3705
02:42:38,400 --> 02:42:45,400
So he called this demons name out from under the actually the demon didn't have a name but he did have a summoning thing.

3706
02:42:45,400 --> 02:42:52,400
So he summoned this demon and it didn't show up and everybody's like what the fuck like this is like kind of what Solomon does.

3707
02:42:52,400 --> 02:42:58,400
And then he goes OK I command you to come out and then they were outside and out of the ocean.

3708
02:42:58,400 --> 02:43:05,400
They see a giant giant giant being the size like three skyscrapers come out of the ocean and go over to him.

3709
02:43:05,400 --> 02:43:10,400
And he's just like if you call me again I will destroy this entire planet.

3710
02:43:10,400 --> 02:43:17,400
And he goes oh and he goes I command you to tell me your name and he goes no.

3711
02:43:17,400 --> 02:43:21,400
And that's like with the ring that God gave him and he goes wait you're claiming that the demon is a demon.

3712
02:43:21,400 --> 02:43:23,400
Wait you're claiming that this actually happened.

3713
02:43:23,400 --> 02:43:25,400
This is in the book Solomon.

3714
02:43:25,400 --> 02:43:30,400
Yeah Solomon Solomon doesn't sound like he was mentally all there.

3715
02:43:30,400 --> 02:43:32,400
I don't think this happened.

3716
02:43:32,400 --> 02:43:35,400
It's effective disorder.

3717
02:43:35,400 --> 02:43:39,400
That's not even like cheating on you about religion.

3718
02:43:39,400 --> 02:43:42,400
That sounds like delusional ramblings to me.

3719
02:43:42,400 --> 02:43:45,400
But hundreds of people saw it hundreds.

3720
02:43:45,400 --> 02:43:51,400
Are we really going to. I mean the guy could have just said that everybody else around and believed it.

3721
02:43:51,400 --> 02:43:55,400
And then we found this book a hundred years later and.

3722
02:43:55,400 --> 02:43:58,400
So apparently this demon was like don't talk to me.

3723
02:43:58,400 --> 02:44:01,400
Don't ever summon me again or I'm going to destroy this world.

3724
02:44:01,400 --> 02:44:04,400
And he goes I just want to be left alone at the bottom of the ocean.

3725
02:44:04,400 --> 02:44:06,400
So and then he went back to the bottom of the ocean.

3726
02:44:06,400 --> 02:44:08,400
He goes I just want to be left alone.

3727
02:44:08,400 --> 02:44:09,400
I'm not going to try to fight humanity.

3728
02:44:09,400 --> 02:44:10,400
I don't want to fight the angels.

3729
02:44:10,400 --> 02:44:12,400
I just want to be left the fuck alone.

3730
02:44:12,400 --> 02:44:15,400
We should have a segment called Tyler reads the Bible.

3731
02:44:15,400 --> 02:44:19,400
You just quote a Bible Bible verse every week.

3732
02:44:19,400 --> 02:44:22,400
I can do that Reverend Tyler.

3733
02:44:22,400 --> 02:44:23,400
We do that.

3734
02:44:23,400 --> 02:44:24,400
Reverend Tyler Lee.

3735
02:44:24,400 --> 02:44:26,400
We just rip into you about it.

3736
02:44:26,400 --> 02:44:31,400
Reverend Reverend Swanson.

3737
02:44:31,400 --> 02:44:35,400
Good girl.

3738
02:44:35,400 --> 02:44:37,400
That's a good Philly.

3739
02:44:37,400 --> 02:44:40,400
That's a good boy.

3740
02:44:40,400 --> 02:44:44,400
How's my boy doing?

3741
02:44:44,400 --> 02:44:48,400
Good girl.

3742
02:44:48,400 --> 02:44:49,400
All right.

3743
02:44:49,400 --> 02:44:52,400
Looks like we lost Ali Mac officially.

3744
02:44:52,400 --> 02:44:54,400
No.

3745
02:44:54,400 --> 02:44:56,400
No you haven't.

3746
02:44:56,400 --> 02:45:00,400
Let's see.

3747
02:45:00,400 --> 02:45:05,400
JFK killed himself.

3748
02:45:05,400 --> 02:45:07,400
That's a wild fucking statement.

3749
02:45:07,400 --> 02:45:09,400
Far down on the iceberg are we now.

3750
02:45:09,400 --> 02:45:11,400
That's like all the way at the bottom.

3751
02:45:11,400 --> 02:45:13,400
We're in the abyss for these theories.

3752
02:45:13,400 --> 02:45:14,400
Okay.

3753
02:45:14,400 --> 02:45:18,400
The conspiracy is that Jeffrey Epstein actually killed himself.

3754
02:45:18,400 --> 02:45:20,400
Meth immortality.

3755
02:45:20,400 --> 02:45:22,400
What the fuck?

3756
02:45:22,400 --> 02:45:25,400
You said the conspiracy theories such as Jeffrey Epstein

3757
02:45:25,400 --> 02:45:27,400
actually not killing himself.

3758
02:45:27,400 --> 02:45:28,400
No.

3759
02:45:28,400 --> 02:45:29,400
Is that he actually killed himself?

3760
02:45:29,400 --> 02:45:30,400
Yes.

3761
02:45:30,400 --> 02:45:33,400
Trees are mammals.

3762
02:45:33,400 --> 02:45:35,400
The solar plexus clown glider.

3763
02:45:35,400 --> 02:45:36,400
I actually know that.

3764
02:45:36,400 --> 02:45:39,400
I think that is kind of insane though if we talk about Epstein

3765
02:45:39,400 --> 02:45:40,400
for a little bit.

3766
02:45:40,400 --> 02:45:45,400
Like how we how I feel like most people believe that he did not

3767
02:45:45,400 --> 02:45:48,400
commit suicide but because there's nothing that we can really do

3768
02:45:48,400 --> 02:45:49,400
about it we just move on.

3769
02:45:49,400 --> 02:45:51,400
We're like yeah whatever.

3770
02:45:51,400 --> 02:45:52,400
Yeah.

3771
02:45:52,400 --> 02:45:54,400
But like you know that motherfucker had.

3772
02:45:54,400 --> 02:45:58,400
He had a story to tell and he never got that shot.

3773
02:45:58,400 --> 02:46:00,400
He was a 6'9".

3774
02:46:00,400 --> 02:46:04,400
He was killed by demons.

3775
02:46:04,400 --> 02:46:07,400
Dude that's actually a story right there.

3776
02:46:07,400 --> 02:46:09,400
Jeffrey Epstein killed by demons.

3777
02:46:09,400 --> 02:46:10,400
Yeah.

3778
02:46:10,400 --> 02:46:11,400
Yeah.

3779
02:46:11,400 --> 02:46:16,400
Because apparently the feed cut the guards were asleep or away

3780
02:46:16,400 --> 02:46:19,400
and he just magically killed himself.

3781
02:46:19,400 --> 02:46:20,400
What if it was demons?

3782
02:46:20,400 --> 02:46:25,400
What if the demons cut the feed, killed them and then when they came back

3783
02:46:25,400 --> 02:46:27,400
they just found him hanging.

3784
02:46:27,400 --> 02:46:28,400
It was actually demons.

3785
02:46:28,400 --> 02:46:31,400
The social elite actually killed him.

3786
02:46:31,400 --> 02:46:33,400
The elite the 1%

3787
02:46:33,400 --> 02:46:34,400
Yes.

3788
02:46:34,400 --> 02:46:38,400
The ones who are trying to hide.

3789
02:46:38,400 --> 02:46:42,400
The ones who are trying to hide from everything that he was going to say.

3790
02:46:42,400 --> 02:46:46,400
So they just traxed his sclounced.

3791
02:46:46,400 --> 02:46:49,400
Mawfucka got traxed.

3792
02:46:49,400 --> 02:46:53,400
So solar plexus clown glider.

3793
02:46:53,400 --> 02:46:57,400
Okay so I'll show you a picture of the solar plexus clown glider

3794
02:46:57,400 --> 02:47:00,400
and then I'll tell you what it is.

3795
02:47:00,400 --> 02:47:06,400
Yeah this is going to be a tough one to hook me on I think.

3796
02:47:06,400 --> 02:47:09,400
I feel like this is just bullshit already.

3797
02:47:09,400 --> 02:47:11,400
Probably.

3798
02:47:15,400 --> 02:47:16,400
There we go.

3799
02:47:16,400 --> 02:47:19,400
Solar plexus clown glider.

3800
02:47:22,400 --> 02:47:24,400
What you got?

3801
02:47:24,400 --> 02:47:31,400
So here's a picture of the solar plexus clown glider.

3802
02:47:31,400 --> 02:47:35,400
Yeah go ahead.

3803
02:47:35,400 --> 02:47:37,400
Solar plexus clown glider.

3804
02:47:37,400 --> 02:47:40,400
Okay can I get a story to go along with this?

3805
02:47:40,400 --> 02:47:42,400
Sure you can.

3806
02:47:42,400 --> 02:47:46,400
Because I'm already going bullshit on this one.

3807
02:47:46,400 --> 02:47:52,400
So the solar plexus clown glider is an image that has been floating around the internet

3808
02:47:52,400 --> 02:47:58,400
since the dark ages of the internet like early 2000s like 1990s.

3809
02:47:58,400 --> 02:48:03,400
And the solar plexus clown glider is an image that is cursed.

3810
02:48:03,400 --> 02:48:11,400
And if you see the image you will never be truly rid of the solar plexus clown glider.

3811
02:48:11,400 --> 02:48:12,400
It'll follow you.

3812
02:48:12,400 --> 02:48:14,400
You'll see it in different places.

3813
02:48:14,400 --> 02:48:16,400
You'll see it in your dreams.

3814
02:48:16,400 --> 02:48:18,400
Why'd you show it to us?

3815
02:48:18,400 --> 02:48:26,400
Because I wanted to prove a point and I knew if I set it beforehand neither of you would look at it.

3816
02:48:26,400 --> 02:48:29,400
Yeah I'm calling bullshit on this one.

3817
02:48:29,400 --> 02:48:31,400
I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

3818
02:48:31,400 --> 02:48:34,400
I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

3819
02:48:34,400 --> 02:48:42,400
I can say that I happily looked at that picture and will feel no fear over it.

3820
02:48:42,400 --> 02:48:44,400
I'm going to read it on Monsterpedia.

3821
02:48:44,400 --> 02:48:47,400
So when did you see this?

3822
02:48:47,400 --> 02:48:49,400
This image Tyler.

3823
02:48:49,400 --> 02:48:51,400
I saw this probably like two years ago.

3824
02:48:51,400 --> 02:48:54,400
And have you seen the solar plexus clown glider?

3825
02:48:54,400 --> 02:48:56,400
What the fuck is that name?

3826
02:48:56,400 --> 02:48:58,400
It sounds ridiculous.

3827
02:48:58,400 --> 02:49:02,400
That should be the title of this episode.

3828
02:49:02,400 --> 02:49:05,400
Solar plexus clown glider.

3829
02:49:05,400 --> 02:49:09,400
So I will read the Monsterpedia page.

3830
02:49:09,400 --> 02:49:14,400
Why the fuck are we back on Monsterpedia?

3831
02:49:14,400 --> 02:49:18,400
Remember guys, trust it source.

3832
02:49:18,400 --> 02:49:20,400
Trust it source Monsterpedia.

3833
02:49:20,400 --> 02:49:23,400
Only 100% true news here on the Untitled Podcast.

3834
02:49:23,400 --> 02:49:26,400
This is obscure urban legend, Pedia.

3835
02:49:26,400 --> 02:49:32,400
According to Hindu culture, the solar plexus harbors both positive and lower negative motions.

3836
02:49:32,400 --> 02:49:38,400
This chakra, one of the seven main ones, is also the center of perseverance and desire to win.

3837
02:49:38,400 --> 02:49:48,400
As well as anger, irritation, hate, envy, greed, destructiveness, violence, cruelty, resentment, worry, anxiety, fear, selfishness, and aggressive.

3838
02:49:48,400 --> 02:49:59,400
The idea of a demonic force which literally feed off these negative emotions is widespread throughout the world in a variety of contexts outside of the chakra cleansing.

3839
02:49:59,400 --> 02:50:01,400
I don't know, never heard about it.

3840
02:50:01,400 --> 02:50:03,400
I don't know how widely spread it is.

3841
02:50:03,400 --> 02:50:13,400
While this context of this phrase was first used in the New Age circles of the 1980s, no trace of the phrase can be found prior to the 1990s male art movement.

3842
02:50:13,400 --> 02:50:20,400
It is speculated that the phrase was engineered by a CIA experiment in mind control, MKUltra in quotation marks.

3843
02:50:20,400 --> 02:50:30,400
As those who repeated them often started feeling an unseen presence or encroaching cold, similar experiments were part of MKUltra.

3844
02:50:30,400 --> 02:50:45,400
Known suspects victims include Dead Rabbit Radio podcast host Jason Carpenter, who saw what he described as a giant cobra rise and slither down the aisles of a courtroom after the experience, which was tinged with anxiety already.

3845
02:50:45,400 --> 02:50:49,400
Carpenter described his mood and quality of life taking a serious decline.

3846
02:50:49,400 --> 02:50:51,400
So this is just from seeing the picture.

3847
02:50:51,400 --> 02:51:01,400
Yeah, it was often, it was only after the researching the topic of solar plexus clown gliders that he suspected this experience was related.

3848
02:51:01,400 --> 02:51:08,400
He considers solar plexus clown gliders to be a magnetic parasite that only exists to spread human suffering.

3849
02:51:08,400 --> 02:51:28,400
Manifestation, the most per the as per the most well known image and name solar plexus clown glider has been occasionally physically manifested as a demonic jester figure, but in the form is ultimately fluid capable of infiltrating any and deforming any visual surface once it has enough power over its victim.

3850
02:51:28,400 --> 02:51:39,400
The body is more often said to resemble oozing forms of slugs or snakes. It can also appear made of a substance outside of normal laws of three dimensions similar to black stick men.

3851
02:51:39,400 --> 02:51:42,400
We'll look at black stick men after this.

3852
02:51:42,400 --> 02:51:46,400
I'm going to make this picture the episode art.

3853
02:51:46,400 --> 02:51:48,400
So everybody who sees it.

3854
02:51:48,400 --> 02:51:50,400
That is fantastic.

3855
02:51:50,400 --> 02:51:52,400
That is fantastic.

3856
02:51:52,400 --> 02:52:01,400
However, we just set off an extinction level event by doing this because everybody wants to see why everyone's killing themselves.

3857
02:52:01,400 --> 02:52:07,400
However, attributing any specific podcast, we're going to be at the bottom of the fucking iceberg.

3858
02:52:07,400 --> 02:52:16,400
After 20 people watched this, they learned of the solar plexus clown glider and died attributing any specific forms.

3859
02:52:16,400 --> 02:52:34,400
This entity is meaningless as it is ultimately not able to be contracted like, you know, like consumed due to its hallucinary, hallucinary context, but rumored effects of this phrase engineered to trigger mental distortion.

3860
02:52:34,400 --> 02:52:45,400
Alternatively, there is supposed to be a set of black and white images, one of now which is in circulation, the image that we have there, which was achieved the same effects of madness.

3861
02:52:45,400 --> 02:52:51,400
Other tellings implicate special frequencies associated with solar plexus clown gliders.

3862
02:52:51,400 --> 02:52:59,400
It has been suggested that solar plexus clown gliders is an example of an internet legend boosted after atrogen virus code of the same name.

3863
02:52:59,400 --> 02:53:01,400
Quick recognition.

3864
02:53:01,400 --> 02:53:12,400
It was an early jump scare prank only to exceptionally cruel people who would wait indefinitely to suddenly splash scary face on screen at random times,

3865
02:53:12,400 --> 02:53:17,400
terrifying users oblivious to that their home PC was infected.

3866
02:53:17,400 --> 02:53:28,400
It's been suggested that urban legends surrounded solar plexus clown gliders or SPCG were spreaded in the wake of the virus.

3867
02:53:28,400 --> 02:53:32,400
Even the fucking abbreviation is hard to say.

3868
02:53:32,400 --> 02:53:34,400
SPCG's base.

3869
02:53:34,400 --> 02:53:38,400
Kind of looks like the picture that I used to put on the desktop at Central.

3870
02:53:38,400 --> 02:53:40,400
A little bit, yeah.

3871
02:53:40,400 --> 02:53:55,400
In theories, it is an interdimensional demon which activates the solar plexus region of the brain, the original meaning of the term by new age practicers, notably chakra healers and transcendental meditation advocates of the early 80s and 90s.

3872
02:53:55,400 --> 02:54:07,400
American film director David Lynch who explored the occult circuit at many times in his career would go on to write extensively about similar entity or psychotic illnesses.

3873
02:54:07,400 --> 02:54:25,400
He would also say that the suffocating rubber clown suit of negativity and describe it in legends, military scientific or underground projects create or minemic brain deteriorating weapon was also known as solar plexus clown gliders.

3874
02:54:25,400 --> 02:54:35,400
Okay, so number one again, I'm going to call bullshit on this, but just for the sake of my own humor, are you actually going to try to tell me that you've seen this thing the past two years after seeing that image?

3875
02:54:35,400 --> 02:54:41,400
No, no. I'm just saying it's an interesting concept. So a notable account.

3876
02:54:41,400 --> 02:54:44,400
I mean it would be fucking terrifying if it was real.

3877
02:54:44,400 --> 02:54:48,400
It just shows up in like your walls and shit when you're at your house. That'd be fucking scary.

3878
02:54:48,400 --> 02:54:53,400
I mean that probably would drive someone to off themselves after seeing that long enough.

3879
02:54:53,400 --> 02:55:00,400
So a notable account. So when I was in college I had an assignment. I had to sit in a courthouse and watch a trial take place and take notes.

3880
02:55:00,400 --> 02:55:11,400
I'm sitting in the back because I'm too cool to sit in the front. Sitting in one of these orange plastic chairs, I had my arm up on the chair and I saw something out of the corner of my eye, my right eye specifically.

3881
02:55:11,400 --> 02:55:22,400
I'm alone in the back row, just me sitting in the aisles and I saw and I'm sitting there and I remember turning to look and the chair maybe two or three chairs down there was a three foot long cobra.

3882
02:55:22,400 --> 02:55:29,400
It was coiled at the bottom and its head was about the height of me. It made this super weird movement almost like it was hyper animated.

3883
02:55:29,400 --> 02:55:41,400
That I don't think a snake can move like in real life. Now obviously there's no real cobra sitting there. I just looked over and saw it was such a weird thing at the time and I thought I was really tired and it was early in the morning.

3884
02:55:41,400 --> 02:55:48,400
And I was so absorbed with it. I see something in the corner of my eye and my brain can construct something for me to see.

3885
02:55:48,400 --> 02:55:58,400
Now there's another weird thing. It disappeared. It didn't just disappear. It simply ceased to be there. It was really weird. It was really weird at the time. It just simply stopped being there.

3886
02:55:58,400 --> 02:56:05,400
So let's go other things in Monsterpedia. Let's go to Black Stick figures.

3887
02:56:05,400 --> 02:56:10,400
Casey, do you think that this being is chasing you right now?

3888
02:56:10,400 --> 02:56:13,400
I believe I just saw behind you.

3889
02:56:13,400 --> 02:56:16,400
Stop showing me the picture.

3890
02:56:16,400 --> 02:56:25,400
Dude, if we were just sitting there and then the fucking thing just came out of the wall and it looked like that, I'd be like we should stop talking about this.

3891
02:56:25,400 --> 02:56:32,400
I'd be like, well, it's got power over us now, boys. Hey, about assisted suicide.

3892
02:56:32,400 --> 02:56:38,400
Three local podcast hosts found in their homes.

3893
02:56:38,400 --> 02:56:44,400
Murdered by Solar Blacks.

3894
02:56:44,400 --> 02:56:48,400
Black Stick, dude, that would make our podcast blow the fuck up postmortem.

3895
02:56:48,400 --> 02:56:51,400
Well, all our listeners are fucked.

3896
02:56:51,400 --> 02:56:56,400
Exactly. It's literally the picture where the fuck.

3897
02:56:56,400 --> 02:57:05,400
So many people are going to have to die for this episode to even become a conspiracy before somebody figures out what the fuck is going on.

3898
02:57:05,400 --> 02:57:10,400
Black Stick men are a species of strange humanoid beings rarely seen by humans.

3899
02:57:10,400 --> 02:57:18,400
They're often described as being similar to typical cartoon stick men, making some of them the strangest beings ever encountered.

3900
02:57:18,400 --> 02:57:25,400
Appearance, black stick men are often described as being exactly identical to the typical cartoon stick man, tall, thin and black in color.

3901
02:57:25,400 --> 02:57:28,400
They are said to move in odd galloping motions.

3902
02:57:28,400 --> 02:57:31,400
They are some even said to float above the ground.

3903
02:57:31,400 --> 02:57:37,400
Supposedly they are two dimensional creatures, meaning that they are exactly the same regarding of what angle they are viewed from.

3904
02:57:37,400 --> 02:57:42,400
The enamorous stick men have been seen in the UK and Eastern Europe.

3905
02:57:42,400 --> 02:57:44,400
Possible explanations.

3906
02:57:44,400 --> 02:57:49,400
A hoax.

3907
02:57:49,400 --> 02:57:51,400
Option number A for this one.

3908
02:57:51,400 --> 02:57:58,400
Option B, an interdimensional time traveler and a third option is a grim reaper of sorts.

3909
02:57:58,400 --> 02:58:00,400
Notable encounters.

3910
02:58:00,400 --> 02:58:12,400
In 1982, when I was a student nurse at Wollery Hospital, Brennix and Essex, England, I encountered a stick person in the grounds of the hospital as I was walking home one night.

3911
02:58:12,400 --> 02:58:16,400
It lopped across the roadway, having been seemingly pressed up against the wall.

3912
02:58:16,400 --> 02:58:21,400
It started when it saw me, it raised my arms in a fright and quickly walked off into the undergrowth.

3913
02:58:21,400 --> 02:58:26,400
It was very tall, very thin with extremely long arms and legs and it had a very small oval head.

3914
02:58:26,400 --> 02:58:34,400
Totally black, no obvious clothing and I saw no face, though it emerged very near the street lamp so it was well illuminated.

3915
02:58:34,400 --> 02:58:37,400
I was terrified to this day and no one believes me.

3916
02:58:37,400 --> 02:58:40,400
Yeah, I see why.

3917
02:58:40,400 --> 02:58:43,400
Stick men are said to be two dimensional.

3918
02:58:43,400 --> 02:58:48,400
Occasionally, stick men are scene wearing top hats.

3919
02:58:48,400 --> 02:58:51,400
Okay, now this is starting into comedy.

3920
02:58:51,400 --> 02:58:59,400
We're talking about the hat man.

3921
02:58:59,400 --> 02:59:02,400
Let's see some related things.

3922
02:59:02,400 --> 02:59:11,400
Solar plexus clown gliders, the operators, glitches in reality, the third man, the sand down clown.

3923
02:59:11,400 --> 02:59:14,400
Let's do the sand down clown.

3924
02:59:14,400 --> 02:59:16,400
Let's hear about this one.

3925
02:59:16,400 --> 02:59:21,400
Angel hair, jubbery, bottomless pits.

3926
02:59:21,400 --> 02:59:25,400
Oh, bottomless pits could be interesting.

3927
02:59:25,400 --> 02:59:27,400
Let's hear about them.

3928
02:59:27,400 --> 02:59:28,400
Bottomless pits.

3929
02:59:28,400 --> 02:59:30,400
This is Sparta, is this what we're talking about?

3930
02:59:30,400 --> 02:59:32,400
Watch the three of them.

3931
02:59:32,400 --> 02:59:34,400
Type phenomenon.

3932
02:59:34,400 --> 02:59:36,400
Bottomless pits are as the name...

3933
02:59:36,400 --> 02:59:38,400
Hokes.

3934
02:59:38,400 --> 02:59:46,400
Bottomless pits as the name suggests are pits in the ground that are incredibly deep and appear to be bottomless.

3935
02:59:46,400 --> 02:59:49,400
Legends of bottomless pits occur internationally.

3936
02:59:49,400 --> 02:59:57,400
Frequently, legends of bottomless pits describe a strange phenomenon associated with the pits such as strange noises or creatures emerging.

3937
02:59:57,400 --> 02:59:59,400
Okay.

3938
02:59:59,400 --> 03:00:12,400
The deepest vertical point attained by a human endeavor on land was, while Challenger Deep is at 36,000 feet below sea level, is the deepest point known below sea level.

3939
03:00:12,400 --> 03:00:28,400
From a physics perspective, a truly bottomless pit connecting two antipodes on terra firma would propel anyone who entered the end to the other side of the earth in an infinite loop, causing them to be crushed by both sides at the bottomless hole.

3940
03:00:28,400 --> 03:00:29,400
What?

3941
03:00:29,400 --> 03:00:35,400
In folklore, there are many examples of these similar phenomenon such as the stairway to hell or endless elevators.

3942
03:00:35,400 --> 03:00:39,400
Endless elevators is such an interesting concept.

3943
03:00:39,400 --> 03:00:41,400
I will talk about that now.

3944
03:00:41,400 --> 03:00:42,400
Okay.

3945
03:00:42,400 --> 03:00:43,400
Give me a second.

3946
03:00:43,400 --> 03:00:46,400
I gotta wiggle my ears a little bit.

3947
03:00:55,400 --> 03:00:57,400
I gotta stretch out my face there first.

3948
03:00:57,400 --> 03:00:59,400
There we go.

3949
03:00:59,400 --> 03:01:03,400
Sure you're good now?

3950
03:01:03,400 --> 03:01:04,400
Yeah.

3951
03:01:04,400 --> 03:01:06,400
So I play this clown glider, got me.

3952
03:01:06,400 --> 03:01:08,400
See it over there?

3953
03:01:08,400 --> 03:01:09,400
He's just...

3954
03:01:09,400 --> 03:01:10,400
Hey!

3955
03:01:10,400 --> 03:01:12,400
Hey you and Tyler!

3956
03:01:12,400 --> 03:01:14,400
Nice podcast guys!

3957
03:01:14,400 --> 03:01:17,400
He's like, thanks for that buddy!

3958
03:01:17,400 --> 03:01:20,400
He just comes in and he just sits down.

3959
03:01:20,400 --> 03:01:23,400
Hey can you start recording real please?

3960
03:01:23,400 --> 03:01:24,400
Can you set up my mic?

3961
03:01:24,400 --> 03:01:28,400
My mic is... check, check.

3962
03:01:28,400 --> 03:01:29,400
Check, check, check, check.

3963
03:01:29,400 --> 03:01:32,400
Hello I'm the solar plexus clown glider.

3964
03:01:32,400 --> 03:01:36,400
So you guys are going to see me for the rest of your lives.

3965
03:01:36,400 --> 03:01:39,400
I have power over you now.

3966
03:01:39,400 --> 03:01:42,400
Alright so you're an analyst elevator.

3967
03:01:42,400 --> 03:01:46,400
So there is a phenomenon of people who are urban explorers,

3968
03:01:46,400 --> 03:01:49,400
which I was one of for a little bit.

3969
03:01:49,400 --> 03:01:53,400
When you went to like abandoned factories or an abandoned place

3970
03:01:53,400 --> 03:01:58,400
to a... basically an abandoned building that was like either like a factory

3971
03:01:58,400 --> 03:02:03,400
or like a building of like significant height that had elevators.

3972
03:02:03,400 --> 03:02:09,400
If you went to the elevators there is a very minute chance that you could look down the elevator shaft

3973
03:02:09,400 --> 03:02:12,400
because normally the elevator shafts are open at that point.

3974
03:02:12,400 --> 03:02:15,400
You can look down and it's just an endless pit.

3975
03:02:15,400 --> 03:02:18,400
It just keeps going down and you don't know where it stops

3976
03:02:18,400 --> 03:02:21,400
and you can throw like a rock down and you'll never hit it hit the ground.

3977
03:02:21,400 --> 03:02:28,400
The endless elevators is a conspiracy theory that either it's a hole to hell

3978
03:02:28,400 --> 03:02:35,400
or be it is a very deep hole that is connected to other endless elevators quote unquote

3979
03:02:35,400 --> 03:02:41,400
that if you go down it you can traverse through and you can appear on other points of earth

3980
03:02:41,400 --> 03:02:46,400
and it's basically like a wormhole of sorts that you can travel through these endless elevators.

3981
03:02:46,400 --> 03:02:54,400
And I just got a call bullshit on this.

3982
03:02:54,400 --> 03:02:56,400
You're telling me that it wouldn't just be like,

3983
03:02:56,400 --> 03:03:00,400
yo guys want to go to China instantly just jump down here.

3984
03:03:00,400 --> 03:03:05,400
No, but the endless elevator phenomenon, it's like one of those things where you can go to the same place

3985
03:03:05,400 --> 03:03:08,400
like 80 times and you'll only see the endless elevator once.

3986
03:03:08,400 --> 03:03:10,400
Like you go back and it's like back to normal.

3987
03:03:10,400 --> 03:03:13,400
Like it's like one of those things. It's like a transient type thing.

3988
03:03:13,400 --> 03:03:19,400
Aha. So the endless elevators are just changing them.

3989
03:03:19,400 --> 03:03:25,400
Yeah, they I mean in order for anyone to confirm this, they would just have to have their gear on them.

3990
03:03:25,400 --> 03:03:27,400
Yeah.

3991
03:03:27,400 --> 03:03:33,400
Expecting to see an endless elevator to just jump in it and then just pop out in another door.

3992
03:03:33,400 --> 03:03:41,400
Yeah. So there are these people walking into these places without climbing gear on them.

3993
03:03:41,400 --> 03:03:44,400
So it's reverse through the endless elevators.

3994
03:03:44,400 --> 03:03:50,400
So there is a story of the Russian mining hole.

3995
03:03:50,400 --> 03:03:57,400
It was the deepest mining hole ever created by man and they actually stopped because the hole was getting hot.

3996
03:03:57,400 --> 03:04:06,400
But then at the bottom of the hole, they put like a oil drill like one of like the super oil drills that like digs the super far super super deep down.

3997
03:04:06,400 --> 03:04:11,400
And they did that and it stopped. It didn't stop.

3998
03:04:11,400 --> 03:04:21,400
It like went through and then it just dropped like the drill like went through and it just dropped and they don't know where the fuck it went.

3999
03:04:21,400 --> 03:04:30,400
So they sent down microphones and like stuff and the farther down they went, it got hotter and they could actually start hearing like voices or screaming or something like that.

4000
03:04:30,400 --> 03:04:35,400
And they said that maybe that they dug the hell almost.

4001
03:04:35,400 --> 03:04:37,400
Possible explanations.

4002
03:04:37,400 --> 03:04:40,400
Hoax.

4003
03:04:40,400 --> 03:04:43,400
The inner core of Earth is molten.

4004
03:04:43,400 --> 03:04:44,400
It is.

4005
03:04:44,400 --> 03:04:48,400
But what if the inner core of Earth.

4006
03:04:48,400 --> 03:04:51,400
Yeah, Moe and Nickel in my name.

4007
03:04:51,400 --> 03:04:53,400
They've gone.

4008
03:04:53,400 --> 03:05:00,400
What if the inner core of Earth actually has the molten thing, but then if you go down deeper into it, it's actually hell.

4009
03:05:00,400 --> 03:05:03,400
So you're saying hell is inside of Earth.

4010
03:05:03,400 --> 03:05:05,400
Maybe. Maybe there's a hollow Earth.

4011
03:05:05,400 --> 03:05:07,400
Can we get in the hollow Earth?

4012
03:05:07,400 --> 03:05:08,400
Hollow Earth theory.

4013
03:05:08,400 --> 03:05:09,400
Hollow Earth theory.

4014
03:05:09,400 --> 03:05:10,400
No.

4015
03:05:10,400 --> 03:05:12,400
There's some crazy fucking hollow Earth theories.

4016
03:05:12,400 --> 03:05:14,400
Yeah, we fucking go.

4017
03:05:14,400 --> 03:05:17,400
Let me wiggle my ears again.

4018
03:05:17,400 --> 03:05:21,400
Yeah, you're doing more than just wiggling your ears, Chief.

4019
03:05:21,400 --> 03:05:23,400
All right.

4020
03:05:23,400 --> 03:05:24,400
So, hollow Earth.

4021
03:05:24,400 --> 03:05:25,400
What do you think of it?

4022
03:05:25,400 --> 03:05:27,400
The whole shit.

4023
03:05:27,400 --> 03:05:29,400
Just not true.

4024
03:05:29,400 --> 03:05:30,400
What do you think of it?

4025
03:05:30,400 --> 03:05:32,400
Like Earth is hollow and there's like alien people living inside.

4026
03:05:32,400 --> 03:05:34,400
No, there's more than alien people living inside.

4027
03:05:34,400 --> 03:05:36,400
There's hell inside the Earth?

4028
03:05:36,400 --> 03:05:37,400
No.

4029
03:05:37,400 --> 03:05:39,400
What's inside the hollow Earth?

4030
03:05:39,400 --> 03:05:41,400
What's inside the hollow Earth?

4031
03:05:41,400 --> 03:05:42,400
So.

4032
03:05:42,400 --> 03:05:43,400
According to another dimension.

4033
03:05:43,400 --> 03:05:45,400
There is a gartha, apparently.

4034
03:05:45,400 --> 03:05:49,400
I don't believe it, but I think it's a funny thing to talk about.

4035
03:05:49,400 --> 03:05:52,400
Hitler was very interested in a gartha.

4036
03:05:52,400 --> 03:05:59,400
And a gartha is what they thought that the center of the Earth, like with like the land mass and stuff was, called.

4037
03:05:59,400 --> 03:06:03,400
But in a gartha that Hitler was trying to escape to.

4038
03:06:03,400 --> 03:06:09,400
If you dug deep enough down into the Earth, you could hit the gravity inversion.

4039
03:06:09,400 --> 03:06:15,400
And fall downwards into the Earth and then land on your feet.

4040
03:06:15,400 --> 03:06:28,400
And in the gartha is where the Nephilim, the sons of angels and man and woman would be roaming the center of the Earth.

4041
03:06:28,400 --> 03:06:30,400
And Hitler was trying to find that.

4042
03:06:30,400 --> 03:06:33,400
And there's also dinosaurs in the center of the Earth.

4043
03:06:33,400 --> 03:06:39,400
So if that theory is correct, then Hitler took over the dinosaurs and half angel, half people.

4044
03:06:39,400 --> 03:06:43,400
So inside the middle of the Earth, there are Nazi dinosaurs.

4045
03:06:43,400 --> 03:06:47,400
I think hollow Earths could be true.

4046
03:06:47,400 --> 03:06:52,400
I think there's a layer protecting us from whatever inside.

4047
03:06:52,400 --> 03:06:54,400
Nazi dinosaurs.

4048
03:06:54,400 --> 03:06:59,400
I think you might have lost me with this one.

4049
03:06:59,400 --> 03:07:04,400
You just go down and you actually find that there's a center of Earth and you go down.

4050
03:07:04,400 --> 03:07:09,400
And also you want to know what else Adolf Hitler was.

4051
03:07:09,400 --> 03:07:10,400
He was delusional.

4052
03:07:10,400 --> 03:07:12,400
He was also on crack.

4053
03:07:12,400 --> 03:07:15,400
It sounds more plausible than the moon landing.

4054
03:07:15,400 --> 03:07:16,400
Okay.

4055
03:07:16,400 --> 03:07:20,400
I'm just going to come out and say, I do believe in the moon landing.

4056
03:07:20,400 --> 03:07:23,400
I think it was a absolutely right thing.

4057
03:07:23,400 --> 03:07:27,400
I think it was a very well executed hoax.

4058
03:07:27,400 --> 03:07:31,400
I think that that's just not true.

4059
03:07:31,400 --> 03:07:32,400
I do.

4060
03:07:32,400 --> 03:07:36,400
I just say that's a piss Tyler off, but Michigan Blue Hill.

4061
03:07:36,400 --> 03:07:37,400
That's an interesting concept.

4062
03:07:37,400 --> 03:07:38,400
You guys are here.

4063
03:07:38,400 --> 03:07:40,400
You definitely did get him pissed off though.

4064
03:07:40,400 --> 03:07:41,400
Yes.

4065
03:07:41,400 --> 03:07:43,400
You guys ever hear of Michigan Blue Hill?

4066
03:07:43,400 --> 03:07:44,400
Go ahead.

4067
03:07:44,400 --> 03:07:45,400
No.

4068
03:07:45,400 --> 03:07:50,400
So we've all played Grand Theft Auto and like video games and stuff, right?

4069
03:07:50,400 --> 03:07:51,400
Yes.

4070
03:07:51,400 --> 03:07:54,400
So you know when you do like a glitch and you fall through the world and you just see like

4071
03:07:54,400 --> 03:07:58,400
blue everywhere and you can kind of see like the underside of like the like the terrain

4072
03:07:58,400 --> 03:07:59,400
and stuff.

4073
03:07:59,400 --> 03:08:00,400
Oh yeah.

4074
03:08:00,400 --> 03:08:02,400
Like you, you've had those glitches before.

4075
03:08:02,400 --> 03:08:03,400
So there's a theory.

4076
03:08:03,400 --> 03:08:06,400
I've had most of those glitches and called duty black ops cold.

4077
03:08:06,400 --> 03:08:07,400
Yes.

4078
03:08:07,400 --> 03:08:09,400
Shout out tree.

4079
03:08:09,400 --> 03:08:15,400
So there's a theory that underneath Lake Michigan, there's a blue hell that if you know clip

4080
03:08:15,400 --> 03:08:20,400
out of reality, you can fall into and like you just keep falling in this blue hell.

4081
03:08:20,400 --> 03:08:28,900
But the actual story comes from the Native American tribe banished a serpent to underneath

4082
03:08:28,900 --> 03:08:35,400
Lake Michigan into a void that's underneath the lake and that if you fall in a certain

4083
03:08:35,400 --> 03:08:40,900
way near Lake Michigan, you can fall into Michigan blue hell and you'll just keep falling like

4084
03:08:40,900 --> 03:08:45,080
in the fucking glitch of a video game and then eventually you'll just pop up back on

4085
03:08:45,080 --> 03:08:49,600
earth somewhere and it's like kind of like, you know how like when you fall through like

4086
03:08:49,600 --> 03:08:52,700
the floor and like a video game, you just pop back up in like a place because like the

4087
03:08:52,700 --> 03:08:54,600
game realizes that it fucked up.

4088
03:08:54,600 --> 03:08:59,320
There's a theory that in Michigan, if you know clip in like a certain way, you can fall

4089
03:08:59,320 --> 03:09:03,800
through the ground and then end up in something like that and then pop back up like it's almost

4090
03:09:03,800 --> 03:09:07,680
like a reality glitch type thing.

4091
03:09:07,680 --> 03:09:11,200
I think that that that is plausible.

4092
03:09:11,200 --> 03:09:15,240
I think those like scientifically plausible.

4093
03:09:15,240 --> 03:09:18,600
I know you're trying to get a rise out of me.

4094
03:09:18,600 --> 03:09:24,600
Because that is the most ludicrous bullshit I've heard in my entire life.

4095
03:09:24,600 --> 03:09:26,600
It just doesn't happen.

4096
03:09:26,600 --> 03:09:32,520
Bro, if life were a simulation and we were all our consciousness was just computer programs.

4097
03:09:32,520 --> 03:09:33,520
We wouldn't know it.

4098
03:09:33,520 --> 03:09:34,520
Would we?

4099
03:09:34,520 --> 03:09:39,200
Well, that goes into a an old podcast.

4100
03:09:39,200 --> 03:09:40,200
Oh, camera heads.

4101
03:09:40,200 --> 03:09:44,040
You guys do robots have souls.

4102
03:09:44,040 --> 03:09:45,480
That is a question.

4103
03:09:45,480 --> 03:09:47,200
Do they have souls?

4104
03:09:47,200 --> 03:09:49,560
Are they sent in?

4105
03:09:49,560 --> 03:09:50,560
Are they fucking sent in?

4106
03:09:50,560 --> 03:09:51,560
You don't know.

4107
03:09:51,560 --> 03:09:52,560
You don't know.

4108
03:09:52,560 --> 03:09:53,560
You don't know.

4109
03:09:53,560 --> 03:09:54,560
You don't know.

4110
03:09:54,560 --> 03:09:57,560
Well, I mean, extended episodes.

4111
03:09:57,560 --> 03:10:01,840
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?

4112
03:10:01,840 --> 03:10:04,920
Do you think robots would know if they were sent in?

4113
03:10:04,920 --> 03:10:07,600
I'm going to talk about camera heads when I come back, but I really got to take another

4114
03:10:07,600 --> 03:10:10,520
piece.

4115
03:10:10,520 --> 03:10:13,240
I think we should do another minor intermission here.

4116
03:10:13,240 --> 03:10:14,240
Okay.

4117
03:10:14,240 --> 03:10:15,800
Because I also need to take a piss.

4118
03:10:15,800 --> 03:10:17,400
You got the same time?

4119
03:10:17,400 --> 03:10:19,960
Yeah, I'm going to cross streams.

4120
03:10:19,960 --> 03:10:20,960
Oh, good.

4121
03:10:20,960 --> 03:10:24,960
That does not need to be part of it.

4122
03:10:24,960 --> 03:10:28,320
Alright, we're back.

4123
03:10:28,320 --> 03:10:34,160
Oh, hello, my solar plexus clown gliders.

4124
03:10:34,160 --> 03:10:35,160
Welcome back.

4125
03:10:35,160 --> 03:10:37,200
This is the Untitled Project.

4126
03:10:37,200 --> 03:10:42,640
And I am the solar plexus clown glider.

4127
03:10:42,640 --> 03:10:43,640
Okay.

4128
03:10:43,640 --> 03:10:47,640
What else we got?

4129
03:10:47,640 --> 03:10:48,640
Operators.

4130
03:10:48,640 --> 03:10:51,120
That's an interesting one.

4131
03:10:51,120 --> 03:10:53,440
Try me.

4132
03:10:53,440 --> 03:10:59,960
Operators also known as hook operators are physically indistinguishable from there down.

4133
03:10:59,960 --> 03:11:00,960
That's down.

4134
03:11:00,960 --> 03:11:06,720
That's the one underneath us.

4135
03:11:06,720 --> 03:11:11,040
Hook operators are humanoid entities that are physically indistinguishable from normal

4136
03:11:11,040 --> 03:11:15,120
humans, but have psychic capabilities, which they use to control the majority of other

4137
03:11:15,120 --> 03:11:20,400
humans who are physically inert, psychologically inert.

4138
03:11:20,400 --> 03:11:26,200
While operators outwardly behave as normal human beings, their psychotic correspondence

4139
03:11:26,200 --> 03:11:32,000
reveal an entirely separate culture and socially fixed on extracting pain and suffering from

4140
03:11:32,000 --> 03:11:38,920
non psychic humans whose lives they control, who they often refer to as things.

4141
03:11:38,920 --> 03:11:43,680
These entities, which described at length in operators and things at 1957 book by Barbara

4142
03:11:43,680 --> 03:11:49,760
O'Brien, which describes her biological experiences of a schizophrenic breakdown, as such as they

4143
03:11:49,760 --> 03:11:55,000
are generally viewed as being symbolic manifestations rather than real beings.

4144
03:11:55,000 --> 03:11:57,520
This was the view of O'Brien herself.

4145
03:11:57,520 --> 03:12:03,800
Many reviewers have commented on the symbolic dimension of O'Brien's hallucinations world

4146
03:12:03,800 --> 03:12:10,880
order and the real oppressive experiences of her work of her worst life as an unwed woman

4147
03:12:10,880 --> 03:12:16,600
in a cutthroat, civil risk industry in the 1950s.

4148
03:12:16,600 --> 03:12:23,200
O'Brien's invented a world of operators of things invokes literary precursors like Kafka

4149
03:12:23,200 --> 03:12:24,480
and Burgos.

4150
03:12:24,480 --> 03:12:31,920
Her story offers a side long glance into the cold alienated underbelly of office life

4151
03:12:31,920 --> 03:12:37,640
during America's golden age of post war stability and comfort.

4152
03:12:37,640 --> 03:12:43,160
This works initial republication, the idea of separate human beings, separate human species

4153
03:12:43,160 --> 03:12:47,800
living in plain sight and convertly dominating the bulk of humanity has entered into paranormal

4154
03:12:47,800 --> 03:12:50,160
and conspiracal rhetoric.

4155
03:12:50,160 --> 03:12:55,160
Similar beings to the hallucinic.

4156
03:12:55,160 --> 03:13:03,040
All right, there, monster, I got a segment I want to do here.

4157
03:13:03,040 --> 03:13:04,040
Solar plexus clown.

4158
03:13:04,040 --> 03:13:11,560
All right, the segment is one that being danded on our last podcast we had together.

4159
03:13:11,560 --> 03:13:17,520
It's called would you rather I'm going to ask you a couple options.

4160
03:13:17,520 --> 03:13:19,520
Okay, discuss.

4161
03:13:19,520 --> 03:13:25,160
I'm ready.

4162
03:13:25,160 --> 03:13:27,880
I would rather not do that.

4163
03:13:27,880 --> 03:13:35,520
Yeah, I'd rather have a child made of P or AP made of child.

4164
03:13:35,520 --> 03:13:39,920
The fuck does that even mean?

4165
03:13:39,920 --> 03:13:40,920
Explain please.

4166
03:13:40,920 --> 03:13:42,520
No, I get what he's getting at.

4167
03:13:42,520 --> 03:13:51,800
So I think I'd have to say P of child, but like, I mean, if you just make a piss baby,

4168
03:13:51,800 --> 03:13:52,800
you don't want to piss baby.

4169
03:13:52,800 --> 03:13:53,800
Nobody wants to piss baby.

4170
03:13:53,800 --> 03:13:55,200
Nobody wants to piss baby.

4171
03:13:55,200 --> 03:13:57,000
So you might as well just piss out.

4172
03:13:57,000 --> 03:13:58,320
This children.

4173
03:13:58,320 --> 03:13:59,320
I mean you do.

4174
03:13:59,320 --> 03:14:05,640
If you have sperm in your yeah, yeah, that's why I don't see it as any different than that.

4175
03:14:05,640 --> 03:14:08,280
I'm actually probably murdering murdering less things.

4176
03:14:08,280 --> 03:14:10,320
If I'm pissing, okay, here's one.

4177
03:14:10,320 --> 03:14:14,480
Would you rather fuck the top half of Emma Watson with the bottom part of Hulk Hogan

4178
03:14:14,480 --> 03:14:19,480
or the top half of Hulk Hogan with the bottom half of Emma Watson?

4179
03:14:19,480 --> 03:14:21,040
I would like to fuck a pussy.

4180
03:14:21,040 --> 03:14:24,440
So and I think Hulk Hogan is a radical dude.

4181
03:14:24,440 --> 03:14:26,200
So I would fuck the pussy.

4182
03:14:26,200 --> 03:14:27,200
You're Hulk Hogan.

4183
03:14:27,200 --> 03:14:32,160
I was going to say I feel like if you know that that bottom half is down there, you're

4184
03:14:32,160 --> 03:14:34,520
not really going to be able to like to that out.

4185
03:14:34,520 --> 03:14:37,880
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one didn't.

4186
03:14:37,880 --> 03:14:41,520
But if you're if you're dixon of vagina, then you just might be able to close your

4187
03:14:41,520 --> 03:14:42,520
eyes and make it work.

4188
03:14:42,520 --> 03:14:47,320
But that he is being like, yeah, brother, that's a great pussy.

4189
03:14:47,320 --> 03:14:49,320
I got there brother.

4190
03:14:49,320 --> 03:14:50,320
Okay, shit.

4191
03:14:50,320 --> 03:14:52,320
No, that's a loaded question.

4192
03:14:52,320 --> 03:14:54,320
I didn't even think about the talking.

4193
03:14:54,320 --> 03:14:59,080
He's going to be like, hell yeah, brother, hit my pussy.

4194
03:14:59,080 --> 03:15:01,640
You own this pussy brother.

4195
03:15:01,640 --> 03:15:02,840
Oh my God.

4196
03:15:02,840 --> 03:15:04,920
This one is fucking hilarious.

4197
03:15:04,920 --> 03:15:08,560
Would you rather poop every time you orgasm or have a five percent chance that you will

4198
03:15:08,560 --> 03:15:12,000
say the n word in every conversation that you have?

4199
03:15:12,000 --> 03:15:13,640
I feel like that's how it is.

4200
03:15:13,640 --> 03:15:14,640
I'm sorry.

4201
03:15:14,640 --> 03:15:16,280
What was the options again?

4202
03:15:16,280 --> 03:15:20,120
Would you rather poop every time you orgasm or have a five percent chance that you will

4203
03:15:20,120 --> 03:15:22,480
say the n word in every conversation?

4204
03:15:22,480 --> 03:15:23,480
I'll take the n word.

4205
03:15:23,480 --> 03:15:24,480
Fuck.

4206
03:15:24,480 --> 03:15:27,080
I'm going to have to find new friends and I'm going to do the n word.

4207
03:15:27,080 --> 03:15:30,200
A lot of people are going to have to get really cool about.

4208
03:15:30,200 --> 03:15:33,120
No, you could you could just say you have Tourette's.

4209
03:15:33,120 --> 03:15:34,120
You could that.

4210
03:15:34,120 --> 03:15:38,280
You could say you have Tourette's if you poop when you orgasm.

4211
03:15:38,280 --> 03:15:42,280
Yeah, I have Tourette's.

4212
03:15:42,280 --> 03:15:44,720
Because that's literally what Tourette's is pretty much, isn't it?

4213
03:15:44,720 --> 03:15:45,720
Like you have like the.

4214
03:15:45,720 --> 03:15:48,840
You're damned if you do damned if you don't in all of these.

4215
03:15:48,840 --> 03:15:52,800
So I just say I'd say I have like, you know, I just I'd say I have Tourette's.

4216
03:15:52,800 --> 03:15:53,800
Yeah.

4217
03:15:53,800 --> 03:15:54,800
And word.

4218
03:15:54,800 --> 03:15:55,800
Oh, what?

4219
03:15:55,800 --> 03:15:56,800
Yeah.

4220
03:15:56,800 --> 03:15:57,800
Yeah.

4221
03:15:57,800 --> 03:16:00,440
Honestly, it would probably make for some pretty funny shenanigans too.

4222
03:16:00,440 --> 03:16:01,440
Yeah.

4223
03:16:01,440 --> 03:16:02,840
And then you got a second enjoyment shot.

4224
03:16:02,840 --> 03:16:11,640
Yeah, you'd need to not be in you could not be in a professional field ever again.

4225
03:16:11,640 --> 03:16:15,400
You would have to work at a McDonald's and even then they're like, I can't fucking stand

4226
03:16:15,400 --> 03:16:16,400
that guy.

4227
03:16:16,400 --> 03:16:20,560
He just drops in bombs like it's no big deal.

4228
03:16:20,560 --> 03:16:24,000
You just go down south and they'd be like, that's my boy.

4229
03:16:24,000 --> 03:16:25,480
I like that guy.

4230
03:16:25,480 --> 03:16:30,040
I always was fine to Williams.

4231
03:16:30,040 --> 03:16:34,280
Would you rather be forced to say my lady every time you address a woman or yell, I'm

4232
03:16:34,280 --> 03:16:38,240
an atheist as loud as possible every time someone says God bless you.

4233
03:16:38,240 --> 03:16:41,080
I would say the lady.

4234
03:16:41,080 --> 03:16:42,080
That's disrespectful.

4235
03:16:42,080 --> 03:16:44,280
You'd be like, hello, my lady.

4236
03:16:44,280 --> 03:16:49,840
Well, this option to.

4237
03:16:49,840 --> 03:16:55,680
Or yell, I'm an atheist as loud as possible every time someone says God bless you.

4238
03:16:55,680 --> 03:16:57,480
That just sounds like a dick thing.

4239
03:16:57,480 --> 03:16:59,800
I mean, that just sounds hysterical.

4240
03:16:59,800 --> 03:17:02,600
Let's go full Karen on someone.

4241
03:17:02,600 --> 03:17:05,240
I'm an atheist.

4242
03:17:05,240 --> 03:17:06,240
Fuck.

4243
03:17:06,240 --> 03:17:08,080
I'm not bullshit.

4244
03:17:08,080 --> 03:17:13,080
Would you rather add 50 years to your lifespan and become a ghost upon death or reduce your

4245
03:17:13,080 --> 03:17:19,280
lifespan and be reincarnated continuously dude be a ghost man or do his lifespan be

4246
03:17:19,280 --> 03:17:20,280
reincarnated.

4247
03:17:20,280 --> 03:17:21,800
I feel like that's the way to go.

4248
03:17:21,800 --> 03:17:27,800
I go ghost now because you want to have different experiences and you don't want to like stay

4249
03:17:27,800 --> 03:17:28,800
in the same.

4250
03:17:28,800 --> 03:17:30,440
Yeah, ghost travel.

4251
03:17:30,440 --> 03:17:33,240
Yeah, but you don't want to say a ghost forever.

4252
03:17:33,240 --> 03:17:38,120
Again, then you're facing eternity again and that eternity is not going to be fun.

4253
03:17:38,120 --> 03:17:43,880
What happens after the nukes fall and everyone's dead and then ghost.

4254
03:17:43,880 --> 03:17:44,880
What if it isn't?

4255
03:17:44,880 --> 03:17:48,960
What if it's just you and never said there goes is there.

4256
03:17:48,960 --> 03:17:50,440
What if it is just you though?

4257
03:17:50,440 --> 03:17:55,000
What if I can have go sex with a sexy ghost got girls?

4258
03:17:55,000 --> 03:17:59,640
Well then I will have been very upset in the decision that I made.

4259
03:17:59,640 --> 03:18:06,800
What if I'm in the go and the afterlife and I'm fucking sexy Victorian age like goth girls

4260
03:18:06,800 --> 03:18:07,800
in ghost form.

4261
03:18:07,800 --> 03:18:09,680
I think ghosts can have sex.

4262
03:18:09,680 --> 03:18:12,240
That's a loaded question.

4263
03:18:12,240 --> 03:18:14,840
I'm sure they can.

4264
03:18:14,840 --> 03:18:16,360
I don't think they feel anything.

4265
03:18:16,360 --> 03:18:20,800
I mean it's always like till death do you part so death did us part.

4266
03:18:20,800 --> 03:18:26,080
I can fuck as many goth girls as I want.

4267
03:18:26,080 --> 03:18:28,080
OK.

4268
03:18:28,080 --> 03:18:31,200
I like one of these.

4269
03:18:31,200 --> 03:18:35,480
Would you rather continue browsing Reddit or do work and improve your life?

4270
03:18:35,480 --> 03:18:37,480
I hate Reddit.

4271
03:18:37,480 --> 03:18:43,480
Rather would you rather see God there?

4272
03:18:43,480 --> 03:18:47,440
What else would you rather scream extremely loudly?

4273
03:18:47,440 --> 03:18:53,560
Why Luigi number one every time you have an orgasm or having orgasm with each time you

4274
03:18:53,560 --> 03:18:54,560
see why Luigi?

4275
03:18:54,560 --> 03:19:00,960
Dude if I had every time that I just went like I was just like fucking and it's like

4276
03:19:00,960 --> 03:19:01,960
what are we?

4277
03:19:01,960 --> 03:19:02,960
He's number one.

4278
03:19:02,960 --> 03:19:03,960
I feel like that's hilarious.

4279
03:19:03,960 --> 03:19:14,760
And if a girl can't have me at that they don't deserve me.

4280
03:19:14,760 --> 03:19:24,280
Do you talk like while we do the whole time being like oh look at that resticles.

4281
03:19:24,280 --> 03:19:25,280
I don't know that.

4282
03:19:25,280 --> 03:19:29,640
What a Luigi number one.

4283
03:19:29,640 --> 03:19:30,640
I don't.

4284
03:19:30,640 --> 03:19:31,640
Yeah.

4285
03:19:31,640 --> 03:19:38,840
If you have two dicks would you rather have them side by side or on top of one another?

4286
03:19:38,840 --> 03:19:39,840
On top of one another.

4287
03:19:39,840 --> 03:19:41,840
Yeah you could do two at the same time.

4288
03:19:41,840 --> 03:19:44,000
Yeah but you could do that just laying down.

4289
03:19:44,000 --> 03:19:45,000
No fuck that.

4290
03:19:45,000 --> 03:19:46,000
On the side.

4291
03:19:46,000 --> 03:19:47,000
That's lame.

4292
03:19:47,000 --> 03:19:51,360
Do you come with both or is one like a nerd?

4293
03:19:51,360 --> 03:19:55,000
This is not information that he's been given.

4294
03:19:55,000 --> 03:19:58,120
He's reading it and telling us what it says.

4295
03:19:58,120 --> 03:20:00,920
There's not a rule book for these.

4296
03:20:00,920 --> 03:20:01,920
Fuck.

4297
03:20:01,920 --> 03:20:04,080
There should be.

4298
03:20:04,080 --> 03:20:10,600
You can't ask loaded questions like this and just leave things up to interpretation.

4299
03:20:10,600 --> 03:20:13,880
What else you got?

4300
03:20:13,880 --> 03:20:17,920
You find yourself halfway inside your mother and your father halfway inside of you would

4301
03:20:17,920 --> 03:20:19,920
you rather push back or thrust forward?

4302
03:20:19,920 --> 03:20:22,280
I'd guess I'd thrust forward.

4303
03:20:22,280 --> 03:20:23,280
I'm sorry.

4304
03:20:23,280 --> 03:20:25,800
Say that one more time.

4305
03:20:25,800 --> 03:20:27,280
Please don't make me say that again.

4306
03:20:27,280 --> 03:20:29,640
I'm gonna make you say that again.

4307
03:20:29,640 --> 03:20:34,800
You find yourself halfway inside your mother and your father halfway inside of you would

4308
03:20:34,800 --> 03:20:39,360
you rather push back or thrust forward?

4309
03:20:39,360 --> 03:20:47,000
Alex's mom's a milf so I go forward.

4310
03:20:47,000 --> 03:20:49,000
I'm not answering that.

4311
03:20:49,000 --> 03:20:51,120
I don't.

4312
03:20:51,120 --> 03:20:53,520
You don't move I guess.

4313
03:20:53,520 --> 03:20:58,600
There's not really a good I would just start screaming both of you get the fuck away from

4314
03:20:58,600 --> 03:21:01,120
me and then never speak to them.

4315
03:21:01,120 --> 03:21:02,440
Either.

4316
03:21:02,440 --> 03:21:05,120
Probably for the rest of my life.

4317
03:21:05,120 --> 03:21:08,120
Oh my god.

4318
03:21:08,120 --> 03:21:12,040
Would you rather get a throbbing erection every time you see a child or have to scream

4319
03:21:12,040 --> 03:21:14,480
the n word every time you hear the word Obama?

4320
03:21:14,480 --> 03:21:18,480
Oh absolutely.

4321
03:21:18,480 --> 03:21:19,480
Absolutely Obama.

4322
03:21:19,480 --> 03:21:20,480
For sure.

4323
03:21:20,480 --> 03:21:22,400
That doesn't come up as much anymore.

4324
03:21:22,400 --> 03:21:23,400
Yeah.

4325
03:21:23,400 --> 03:21:25,400
But when it does.

4326
03:21:25,400 --> 03:21:27,400
By golly.

4327
03:21:27,400 --> 03:21:34,360
Just be prepared to lose any friends that happen to be in that room.

4328
03:21:34,360 --> 03:21:39,200
What the fuck is wrong with you?

4329
03:21:39,200 --> 03:21:44,800
Would you take a billion dollars if one random human died?

4330
03:21:44,800 --> 03:21:47,800
No.

4331
03:21:47,800 --> 03:21:48,800
No.

4332
03:21:48,800 --> 03:21:49,800
He's lucky.

4333
03:21:49,800 --> 03:21:51,600
No I would not.

4334
03:21:51,600 --> 03:21:52,600
I would not.

4335
03:21:52,600 --> 03:21:54,920
What if it's random people die every day.

4336
03:21:54,920 --> 03:21:58,560
Buddy I don't think that's very good Christian of you.

4337
03:21:58,560 --> 03:22:00,720
I never said I was perfect.

4338
03:22:00,720 --> 03:22:02,440
I think you're going to hell.

4339
03:22:02,440 --> 03:22:04,440
No.

4340
03:22:04,440 --> 03:22:06,440
Fuck off.

4341
03:22:06,440 --> 03:22:07,440
No.

4342
03:22:07,440 --> 03:22:08,440
I would not take the money.

4343
03:22:08,440 --> 03:22:10,280
I can invest that money.

4344
03:22:10,280 --> 03:22:14,400
Make more money and give a million to the family.

4345
03:22:14,400 --> 03:22:15,920
I could pay for their funeral expenses.

4346
03:22:15,920 --> 03:22:17,880
Well I mean random people die every day.

4347
03:22:17,880 --> 03:22:22,360
So I'm not really hurting the average by one.

4348
03:22:22,360 --> 03:22:23,360
You know.

4349
03:22:23,360 --> 03:22:24,960
What if it's like some like 90 year old woman.

4350
03:22:24,960 --> 03:22:30,480
Yeah but just imagine it's some guy who like had a bad childhood and he just got his life

4351
03:22:30,480 --> 03:22:34,360
together and then you just wipe him out of existence because you're just like I'm never

4352
03:22:34,360 --> 03:22:35,360
going to meet him.

4353
03:22:35,360 --> 03:22:37,360
Well more than him.

4354
03:22:37,360 --> 03:22:38,360
No you won't.

4355
03:22:38,360 --> 03:22:40,360
You won't know who the fuck it is.

4356
03:22:40,360 --> 03:22:42,840
Exactly with my billion dollars.

4357
03:22:42,840 --> 03:22:43,840
That's horrendous.

4358
03:22:43,840 --> 03:22:45,840
You two are both horrendous people.

4359
03:22:45,840 --> 03:22:49,160
I can't even believe you have a lot of it.

4360
03:22:49,160 --> 03:22:53,920
How many people how many people in the United States die every day because of like disease

4361
03:22:53,920 --> 03:22:56,320
homelessness poverty.

4362
03:22:56,320 --> 03:22:57,480
Elon Musk could cure that.

4363
03:22:57,480 --> 03:22:58,480
No we couldn't.

4364
03:22:58,480 --> 03:23:03,080
If he could you're high.

4365
03:23:03,080 --> 03:23:05,960
Yes but I was right.

4366
03:23:05,960 --> 03:23:08,680
I don't think that that's true.

4367
03:23:08,680 --> 03:23:11,680
Next question.

4368
03:23:11,680 --> 03:23:14,120
Next question.

4369
03:23:14,120 --> 03:23:18,760
Would you rather suffer all of you would you rather suffer all of your life's pain in

4370
03:23:18,760 --> 03:23:24,320
one excruciating pain filled second and live the rest of life painless or live a normal

4371
03:23:24,320 --> 03:23:25,320
life.

4372
03:23:25,320 --> 03:23:31,640
No fuck that I will take the pain and anguish all at one moment and then I'll be like I'm

4373
03:23:31,640 --> 03:23:34,120
going to have a great rest of my life.

4374
03:23:34,120 --> 03:23:43,240
I don't really think that pain is like mental pain or is it like physical pain.

4375
03:23:43,240 --> 03:23:44,360
Let's say it's mental pain.

4376
03:23:44,360 --> 03:23:47,040
I would take that like it's a moment of it.

4377
03:23:47,040 --> 03:23:51,560
It's like okay if it was mental health I absolutely would.

4378
03:23:51,560 --> 03:23:56,920
If it was just like one second yeah I'll take the pain in one second.

4379
03:23:56,920 --> 03:24:01,440
But that's only for emotional if it's physical I mean you kind of want pain there like there's

4380
03:24:01,440 --> 03:24:06,320
the people that have that disorder that don't feel pain and they just like no as children

4381
03:24:06,320 --> 03:24:12,040
they just itch their faces and just gouge the fuck out of them because they don't and

4382
03:24:12,040 --> 03:24:15,760
like you just look terrible and that's just something that all the kids that have this

4383
03:24:15,760 --> 03:24:21,040
thing do they just like don't get it.

4384
03:24:21,040 --> 03:24:22,560
Yeah no.

4385
03:24:22,560 --> 03:24:28,320
I'd take a normal life physical I'd take the one second mental.

4386
03:24:28,320 --> 03:24:29,320
Yeah.

4387
03:24:29,320 --> 03:24:30,320
Yeah.

4388
03:24:30,320 --> 03:24:35,520
Well actually what if you had such bad mental problems that that second felt much longer

4389
03:24:35,520 --> 03:24:36,520
than a second though.

4390
03:24:36,520 --> 03:24:37,520
It's only a second.

4391
03:24:37,520 --> 03:24:38,520
Like much longer.

4392
03:24:38,520 --> 03:24:41,240
Would it give you like PTSD maybe?

4393
03:24:41,240 --> 03:24:45,240
Like would it no because then they said you'd be great for the rest of your life so you

4394
03:24:45,240 --> 03:24:49,680
just experienced that one moment of awfulness and then you're like okay never again.

4395
03:24:49,680 --> 03:24:54,040
Yeah I do that.

4396
03:24:54,040 --> 03:24:57,840
Because there wouldn't be essentially according to that question there wouldn't be lasting

4397
03:24:57,840 --> 03:25:03,000
effects so I'd just be like okay fuck it give me your worst and you're like oh and then

4398
03:25:03,000 --> 03:25:04,280
you're like okay I'm good.

4399
03:25:04,280 --> 03:25:10,480
So I'm just now getting my abdominal discomfort from the amount of those wings I ate and I

4400
03:25:10,480 --> 03:25:15,000
will say that the only reason I was able to eat those and the quantity that I did was

4401
03:25:15,000 --> 03:25:21,440
because of marijuana because if I was sober I would have been a pussy.

4402
03:25:21,440 --> 03:25:25,440
Actually I don't know though because I was kind of a pussy with the ghost pepper and

4403
03:25:25,440 --> 03:25:30,040
then I went home and I yanked but I had the worst abdominal pain of my life and I had

4404
03:25:30,040 --> 03:25:32,240
to throw up after.

4405
03:25:32,240 --> 03:25:33,600
I'm a worm.

4406
03:25:33,600 --> 03:25:38,280
Would you rather fight Mike Tyson once or talk like Mike Tyson for the rest of your

4407
03:25:38,280 --> 03:25:39,280
life.

4408
03:25:39,280 --> 03:25:40,280
Mike Tyson would kill you.

4409
03:25:40,280 --> 03:25:41,280
I'd fight him.

4410
03:25:41,280 --> 03:25:42,280
You'd die.

4411
03:25:42,280 --> 03:25:46,000
I'd fight him.

4412
03:25:46,000 --> 03:25:49,160
Does he pay for your medical bills?

4413
03:25:49,160 --> 03:25:50,520
Oh my god.

4414
03:25:50,520 --> 03:25:56,000
It's not included in the question so I'm gonna have to guess no.

4415
03:25:56,000 --> 03:25:58,560
He's like hey man.

4416
03:25:58,560 --> 03:26:04,480
Yeah okay I mean it's honestly almost identical to the last question you'll just get all the

4417
03:26:04,480 --> 03:26:07,000
pain you could ever fuck you need right there.

4418
03:26:07,000 --> 03:26:09,000
And then you'll die.

4419
03:26:09,000 --> 03:26:13,080
Oh you're spitting.

4420
03:26:13,080 --> 03:26:16,480
Would you rather come every time you come?

4421
03:26:16,480 --> 03:26:19,440
Yeah, as far as every time you come.

4422
03:26:19,440 --> 03:26:25,320
Doesn't matter how much clean up that would be if you fucking came.

4423
03:26:25,320 --> 03:26:33,320
You'd be like oh.

4424
03:26:33,320 --> 03:26:35,320
Alright.

4425
03:26:35,320 --> 03:26:36,320
Alright.

4426
03:26:36,320 --> 03:26:39,320
What we got next?

4427
03:26:39,320 --> 03:26:40,320
Alright.

4428
03:26:40,320 --> 03:26:44,320
We should do smash or pass again after this.

4429
03:26:44,320 --> 03:26:45,320
Okay.

4430
03:26:45,320 --> 03:26:47,320
I got a good one.

4431
03:26:47,320 --> 03:26:48,320
Okay.

4432
03:26:48,320 --> 03:26:49,320
Alright go for it.

4433
03:26:49,320 --> 03:26:52,320
Go for it.

4434
03:26:52,320 --> 03:26:53,320
Talibos Normandy.

4435
03:26:53,320 --> 03:26:54,320
Oh my god.

4436
03:26:54,320 --> 03:26:55,320
Smash.

4437
03:26:55,320 --> 03:26:56,320
Smash.

4438
03:26:56,320 --> 03:26:57,320
Smash.

4439
03:26:57,320 --> 03:26:58,320
Smash absolutely.

4440
03:26:58,320 --> 03:26:59,320
Who is that?

4441
03:26:59,320 --> 03:27:00,320
Look her up.

4442
03:27:00,320 --> 03:27:02,000
I don't even know what the fuck you just said.

4443
03:27:02,000 --> 03:27:04,000
He's just gonna say no.

4444
03:27:04,000 --> 03:27:06,000
Because he doesn't understand how sure he is.

4445
03:27:06,000 --> 03:27:09,000
What the fuck did you just say?

4446
03:27:09,000 --> 03:27:12,000
Talibos Normandy.

4447
03:27:12,000 --> 03:27:15,000
How do you spell that?

4448
03:27:15,000 --> 03:27:22,000
T-A-L-I-S-V-A-S Normandy.

4449
03:27:22,000 --> 03:27:25,000
That's a fact.

4450
03:27:25,000 --> 03:27:27,000
Oh my god.

4451
03:27:27,000 --> 03:27:30,000
What the fuck are you guys?

4452
03:27:30,000 --> 03:27:31,000
You don't know.

4453
03:27:31,000 --> 03:27:33,000
You don't get it.

4454
03:27:33,000 --> 03:27:35,000
Ask Megan about her.

4455
03:27:35,000 --> 03:27:37,000
Yeah I will.

4456
03:27:37,000 --> 03:27:38,000
And, okay.

4457
03:27:38,000 --> 03:27:39,000
That's me.

4458
03:27:39,000 --> 03:27:40,000
That's you?

4459
03:27:40,000 --> 03:27:41,000
Yeah.

4460
03:27:41,000 --> 03:27:43,000
That's awesome.

4461
03:27:43,000 --> 03:27:45,000
Go upstairs.

4462
03:27:45,000 --> 03:27:48,000
Go upstairs right now and ask your girlfriend.

4463
03:27:48,000 --> 03:27:50,000
Smash or pass Talibos Normandy.

4464
03:27:50,000 --> 03:27:52,000
I would but I'm too high.

4465
03:27:52,000 --> 03:27:54,000
That's a fair answer.

4466
03:27:54,000 --> 03:27:59,000
We'll get that answer after the podcast.

4467
03:27:59,000 --> 03:28:01,000
Alright you, you're up next.

4468
03:28:01,000 --> 03:28:02,000
What do you get?

4469
03:28:02,000 --> 03:28:03,000
Yeah.

4470
03:28:03,000 --> 03:28:05,000
You get a pass.

4471
03:28:05,000 --> 03:28:09,000
What was your answer to that?

4472
03:28:09,000 --> 03:28:10,000
No.

4473
03:28:10,000 --> 03:28:12,000
What?

4474
03:28:12,000 --> 03:28:14,000
He doesn't know.

4475
03:28:14,000 --> 03:28:16,000
He doesn't get it.

4476
03:28:16,000 --> 03:28:18,000
Those knees.

4477
03:28:18,000 --> 03:28:20,000
Those knees though.

4478
03:28:20,000 --> 03:28:23,000
What could you do with those knees?

4479
03:28:23,000 --> 03:28:24,000
I got nothing.

4480
03:28:24,000 --> 03:28:26,000
You don't got nothing huh?

4481
03:28:26,000 --> 03:28:27,000
Yeah nothing.

4482
03:28:27,000 --> 03:28:29,000
Alright well we're at three hours and thirty minutes.

4483
03:28:29,000 --> 03:28:31,000
Gonna wrap it up if you want.

4484
03:28:31,000 --> 03:28:33,000
Okay.

4485
03:28:33,000 --> 03:28:37,000
So this was episode four of Untitled Project.

4486
03:28:37,000 --> 03:28:39,000
Don't forget to like and subscribe.

4487
03:28:39,000 --> 03:28:41,000
Don't forget to smash that like button.

4488
03:28:41,000 --> 03:28:42,000
Stare at the image.

4489
03:28:42,000 --> 03:28:43,000
Stare at the image.

4490
03:28:43,000 --> 03:28:45,000
Solar plexus clown gliders.

4491
03:28:45,000 --> 03:28:46,000
Stare at the like button.

4492
03:28:46,000 --> 03:28:47,000
Welcome to the crew.

4493
03:28:47,000 --> 03:28:49,000
We're proving them wrong.

4494
03:28:49,000 --> 03:28:50,000
It's not real.

4495
03:28:50,000 --> 03:28:54,000
That's gonna be the fans of our podcast are gonna be called Solar plexus clown gliders.

4496
03:28:54,000 --> 03:28:56,000
Or just call them clown gliders.

4497
03:28:56,000 --> 03:28:57,000
CG's.

4498
03:28:57,000 --> 03:28:58,000
CG's.

4499
03:28:58,000 --> 03:29:00,000
You're all CG's brothers.

4500
03:29:00,000 --> 03:29:08,000
This episode has been brought to you by Poland, spring water and Aquafina established 1845

4501
03:29:08,000 --> 03:29:11,000
and gamer subs and Aquafina.

4502
03:29:11,000 --> 03:29:21,000
They've been making delicious water for a hundred and seventy something years.

4503
03:29:21,000 --> 03:29:22,000
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4504
03:29:22,000 --> 03:29:26,000
So Poland spring if you want to give us a.

4505
03:29:26,000 --> 03:29:30,000
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4506
03:29:30,000 --> 03:29:31,000
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4507
03:29:31,000 --> 03:29:32,000
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4508
03:29:32,000 --> 03:29:33,000
Poland spring.

4509
03:29:33,000 --> 03:29:34,000
CG's.

4510
03:29:34,000 --> 03:29:35,000
I'll also take Aquafina.

4511
03:29:35,000 --> 03:29:37,000
Aquafina sucks.

4512
03:29:37,000 --> 03:29:42,500
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that the way so the Aquafina bottle that I had and are we sure that that

4513
03:29:42,500 --> 03:29:48,000
wasn't just tap water poured into a water well because it really tasted like tap water.

4514
03:29:48,000 --> 03:29:55,000
That's all I drink, bro, because for one.

4515
03:29:55,000 --> 03:30:01,000
These water bottles have BPA in them and the more the more new water bottles that you get,

4516
03:30:01,000 --> 03:30:07,000
the more astragens you're putting in your body and it's it's it's so you're drinking tap water.

4517
03:30:07,000 --> 03:30:09,000
It's just killing us.

4518
03:30:09,000 --> 03:30:14,000
No tap water is healthy as minerals, chimeris human animal hybrids.

4519
03:30:14,000 --> 03:30:17,000
Yeah, tell that to Flint, Michigan.

4520
03:30:17,000 --> 03:30:20,000
They have to say about your water.

4521
03:30:20,000 --> 03:30:26,000
All I'm saying is I'm drinking tap water out of the Poland Springs Springs model, but

4522
03:30:26,000 --> 03:30:33,000
if they want to sponsor us, I'd be happy to take the solar plexus clown gliders.

4523
03:30:33,000 --> 03:30:36,000
Aren't real.

4524
03:30:36,000 --> 03:30:43,000
We'll see or we won't because they are real.

4525
03:30:43,000 --> 03:30:45,000
All right, we'll see you later guys.

4526
03:30:45,000 --> 03:30:52,000
Yeah.

4527
03:30:52,000 --> 03:31:11,000
When I was a young boy, my father took me to the city to see a marching band.

4528
03:31:11,000 --> 03:31:13,000
You're a step.

4529
03:31:13,000 --> 03:31:24,000
He said, son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the dead?

4530
03:31:24,000 --> 03:31:26,000
You're a step.

4531
03:31:26,000 --> 03:31:37,000
I'll tell you to feed them your demons and all the non believers to pass that day of life.

4532
03:31:37,000 --> 03:31:39,000
There's come inside my asshole.

4533
03:31:39,000 --> 03:31:49,000
I'll leave you a phantom to leave you in the summer to join the black parade.

4534
03:31:49,000 --> 03:32:04,000
Yeah, it's like lightning.

4535
03:32:04,000 --> 03:32:17,000
When I was a young boy, my father took me to the city to see a marching band.

4536
03:32:17,000 --> 03:32:28,000
He said, son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the dead?

4537
03:32:28,000 --> 03:32:46,000
Yeah.

4538
03:32:46,000 --> 03:32:48,000
Son, I forget that feeling.

4539
03:32:48,000 --> 03:32:50,000
She's watching over me.

4540
03:32:50,000 --> 03:32:55,000
And other times I feel like I should go.

4541
03:32:55,000 --> 03:33:00,000
When through it all arises all the bodies in the streets.

4542
03:33:00,000 --> 03:33:04,000
And when you're gone, do you want to know?

4543
03:33:04,000 --> 03:33:06,000
We'll carry on.

4544
03:33:06,000 --> 03:33:09,000
We'll carry on.

4545
03:33:09,000 --> 03:33:16,000
And though you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on.

4546
03:33:16,000 --> 03:33:19,000
We'll carry on.

4547
03:33:19,000 --> 03:33:25,000
And though you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on.

4548
03:33:25,000 --> 03:33:30,000
I will miss you, we are linked from the past made in dreams.

4549
03:33:30,000 --> 03:33:35,000
Your misery and hate will kill us all.

4550
03:33:35,000 --> 03:33:38,000
So paint it black and take it back.

4551
03:33:38,000 --> 03:33:40,000
And show it all to clear.

4552
03:33:40,000 --> 03:33:45,000
To fight it, we have to call to your name.

4553
03:33:45,000 --> 03:33:49,000
We'll carry on.

4554
03:33:49,000 --> 03:33:56,000
And though you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on.

4555
03:33:56,000 --> 03:33:58,000
We'll carry on.

4556
03:33:58,000 --> 03:34:07,000
And though you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory will carry on.

4557
03:34:07,000 --> 03:34:08,200
You'd have this

4558
03:34:08,200 --> 03:34:10,080
Oh, oh, oh

4559
03:34:10,080 --> 03:34:11,880
Just that I can't face this

4560
03:34:11,880 --> 03:34:13,240
I feel your fears

4561
03:34:13,240 --> 03:34:15,040
Oh, oh, oh

4562
03:34:15,040 --> 03:34:16,880
Take a look at me

4563
03:34:16,880 --> 03:34:20,520
Cause I did bad care at

4564
03:34:20,520 --> 03:34:21,880
The slower I die

4565
03:34:21,880 --> 03:34:23,360
You never break me

4566
03:34:23,360 --> 03:34:24,600
Because the world

4567
03:34:24,600 --> 03:34:26,240
Will never take my heart

4568
03:34:26,240 --> 03:34:27,480
Go and try

4569
03:34:27,480 --> 03:34:28,960
You never break me

4570
03:34:28,960 --> 03:34:30,360
Run at all

4571
03:34:30,360 --> 03:34:31,240
The way it's played

4572
03:34:31,240 --> 03:34:33,080
It's hard, oh it's played

4573
03:34:33,080 --> 03:34:34,440
But I'm sorry

4574
03:34:34,440 --> 03:34:35,760
I'm not ashamed

4575
03:34:35,760 --> 03:34:38,400
I'm gonna show my skunk in a chair

4576
03:34:38,400 --> 03:34:39,920
For all the broken

4577
03:34:39,920 --> 03:34:41,160
Listen here

4578
03:34:41,160 --> 03:34:42,560
And feel the pain

4579
03:34:42,560 --> 03:34:43,880
I'm just a man

4580
03:34:43,880 --> 03:34:45,480
I'm not a hero

4581
03:34:45,480 --> 03:34:46,680
Just a boy

4582
03:34:46,680 --> 03:34:48,480
Who's singing songs

4583
03:34:48,480 --> 03:34:50,480
I'm not a hero

4584
03:34:50,480 --> 03:34:51,760
Why?

4585
03:34:51,760 --> 03:34:54,040
Don't care

4586
03:34:54,040 --> 03:34:56,520
We'll carry on

4587
03:34:56,520 --> 03:34:58,200
We'll carry on

4588
03:34:58,200 --> 03:34:59,280
I'm with you, I'm stuck

4589
03:34:59,280 --> 03:35:00,840
And though you're dead

4590
03:35:00,840 --> 03:35:02,680
And I believe in

4591
03:35:02,680 --> 03:35:03,680
Your memory

4592
03:35:03,680 --> 03:35:06,240
We'll carry on

4593
03:35:06,240 --> 03:35:08,680
You'll carry on

4594
03:35:08,680 --> 03:35:10,680
And though you're broken

4595
03:35:10,680 --> 03:35:12,400
And defeated

4596
03:35:12,400 --> 03:35:14,000
You're wearing little

4597
03:35:14,000 --> 03:35:15,720
Merchants

4598
03:35:15,720 --> 03:35:16,720
You will die

4599
03:35:16,720 --> 03:35:18,160
You'll never break me

4600
03:35:18,160 --> 03:35:19,280
Cause the world

4601
03:35:19,280 --> 03:35:20,760
Will never take my heart

4602
03:35:20,760 --> 03:35:21,920
Go and try

4603
03:35:21,920 --> 03:35:23,200
You'll never break me

4604
03:35:23,200 --> 03:35:24,160
You want it all

4605
03:35:24,160 --> 03:35:25,800
We'll carry on

4606
03:35:25,800 --> 03:35:26,960
You'll die

4607
03:35:26,960 --> 03:35:28,320
You'll never break me

4608
03:35:28,320 --> 03:35:29,480
Cause the world

4609
03:35:29,480 --> 03:35:31,040
Could never take my heart

4610
03:35:31,040 --> 03:35:32,160
Go and try

4611
03:35:32,160 --> 03:35:33,480
You'll never break me

4612
03:35:33,480 --> 03:35:34,880
We'll carry on

4613
03:35:34,880 --> 03:35:38,680
We'll carry on

4614
03:35:38,680 --> 03:35:40,480
You'll never stand

4615
03:35:43,880 --> 03:35:45,880
I just came in by pants

4616
03:35:53,320 --> 03:35:54,680
Till next time

4617
03:35:54,680 --> 03:36:03,880
That was our tour