For all we know robots have souls, we just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
Elon Musk did not discover electricity.
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
They're killing all the already born babies and selling them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as we speak.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet
tall.
They come from the south, they have dread, and they're super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials, they are aliens.
I do not negotiate with terrorists.
I do not listen to this.
Hello, welcome to episode 3 of the Untitled Podcast.
I cannot believe I am coherent right now.
I am here with your favorite co-host, Dan Delaney.
How's it going guys?
Your second favorite co-host, Tyler Lee.
Hey, how you doing?
Your new co-host, Ali Mack.
Hello.
I'm also completely incoherent.
He's barely incoherent.
Dude, I just got like, I went upstairs and I was like, God, I'm too high.
Then I calmed down.
I took some black pepper.
Did you know if you eat a black pepper and you're too high, it kind of calms you down?
I had no idea because I don't fucking do drugs.
Well, I'm talking to this guy.
I mean, I can see how that might work.
How?
How does that work?
Well, it interferes with the- I don't know how.
It's just a weird thing, but I bet it does the trick.
I think the, what's it called?
Caspian?
The thing in hot peppers.
Capsaicin.
It interferes with the cannabinoid receptors.
So big day today, guys.
We got all four of us here finally.
First episode with all four co-hosts.
It's going to be a good one, I think.
You're eating my Cheetos.
What are you looking forward to the most?
I feel like this is a dream.
I got some decent topics that we're going to get into in a little bit.
I want to know about Hat Man.
Hat Man.
Oh, okay.
Oh, too high for Hat Man.
So Hat Man.
So Hat Man is actually a pretty well-known phenomenon of people who are in the hallucinogenic
community, I would say.
Also Hat Man can be seen without hallucinogenics too, which is even scarier, I think.
But almost, I'd say, I don't know what the actual percentage is, but if 80% of people
there, who've taken LSD or some sort of hallucinogen, they've seen a man that's a shadow person
that wears a hat.
But it's never super close to them.
They're always out in street corners and shit, and they're just chilling, and then they see
the fucking guy way in the distance.
And he always has a wide brim hat, and he always just follows him.
No matter where they go, he's following them.
It's a real interesting thing.
Sometimes people who aren't high, he also apparently travels the dream world, and he
can be seen in your dreams and stuff.
And you can also see him.
Dude, you're going to make me so fucking paranoid right now.
Hold on, hold on.
This is-
Just wait, because believe it or not, I didn't think that there was any relation between
our stories, but he's there with the delirious.
Dude, dude, the Hat Man is a well-documented phenomenon.
I know, it's kind of weird, because there's the Benadryl community.
They fucking love Hat Man.
Dude, he has a shadow.
No, it's one particular person that's in their situation.
You lose all-
You're literally in a dream if you're on delirious.
It's not really a hallucinogenet.
A hallucinogenet.
I feel like I'm a hallucinogenic right now.
Jesus Christ.
Same here.
I'm looking up.
I'll show you a picture of an artist rendition.
This is what I picture this Hat Man looking like right here.
You guys remember this?
Darkwing Duck?
No, not quite.
You ever see that cartoon?
No.
No?
It just showed me pictures of fucking-
Honestly, that would be more scary, though.
That would be fucking scary.
I feel like I'd freak out more if I'm seeing that dude rather than the shadow person.
That means something's gone terribly wrong.
Yo, so let's hear a little bit about our new co-host, Ali Mack.
Hello.
Welcome, brother.
Tell us about yourself.
Well, you're putting me on the spot here with my current state.
I would call myself a on and off again alcoholic.
Yo, we just hit 4 minutes 20 seconds.
Just had to point that out.
Wow, you're a real hero.
Well, and because I was rudely interrupted, that's the end of my introduction.
You'll just have to find the rest out on your own.
So he's an alcoholic.
Yeah.
Okay.
Wait, actually, I don't want to leave it at just that.
Yeah, let's leave it at that, actually.
We're good.
Okay.
So I pulled up an artist rendition of the Hat Man.
And basically, and it's really crazy because almost every single person who's seen him
says they see this exact guy.
Darkwing Duck, bro.
It kind of looks like Darkwing Duck without the beak.
That's the same fuckers that everybody that takes delirium sees, too.
So I'm going to go to the the monsterpedia here and look up what the is that on the dark
web?
No, it's not a dark web.
It's on the bright web.
It's on like the very bright web, also known as the shadow man.
If we're going to talk about the dark web, we will.
So the Hat Man origin sleep paralysis and drug delirium, delirium.
So we'll talk about sleep paralysis later.
I've got some fucking stories about that.
Yeah, we will touch upon that.
So powers and skills, teleportation, stealth and supernatural abilities.
They don't know what the fuck supernatural abilities mean.
No.
What the fuck does that means?
It could be anything.
Yeah, that's pretty broad.
Classification, a shadow man.
Let me see here.
There's they got to have what the fuck?
My phone just ran out of data.
Twenty twenty two.
I have unlimited data.
No, I do have unlimited data, but I got to like the I got to like that the higher level
of like the amount that you're allowed.
We have boost mobile, bro.
Origin wireless.
What are we doing?
Unlimited data for like 20 bucks.
I do have fucking unlimited data.
It's just fucking.
So I was paying for like 10 gigs of data for the longest time.
And I have Verizon prepaid and it was like sixty five dollars a month and I switched
to unlimited and it was actually like ten dollars a month cheaper.
So that entire time I was paying more to have less data because I used to be like the same
thing we had like the the 10 gigs of data and I'd always go over because I'm fucking
like at work and like at work.
I always watch my phone like for like YouTube videos and shit.
So like I get above 10 gigs like every YouTube video.
But yeah, I'm like whatever.
But yeah, it are you smoking Delta 8?
No.
Oh God.
No.
You're going to fucking meet the Hat Man.
I was going to say I'm like I'm already.
Well, when you're too high, when you're too high, Delta 8 is supposed to come down.
Yeah, no, because Delta 8 will get me there on its own.
That's why this flight.
I think you're you're tolerant.
I got I got.
I'll just help.
What if we tried to do?
I'm high as well.
Channel the Hat Man.
No, that'd be bad.
Freddy.
Freddy Krueger.
He doesn't say anything.
He's literally just visual.
Yeah, but Freddy Krueger is somewhat based off of the Hat Man because he can follow
you through the dreamscapes and he wears a hat.
What if what if he's not bad, though?
He's looking out for you.
There's actually been like different reports that he either is like kind of like a guardian
of like the like hallucinogen realm, but also he's evil.
But like, I think it just depends on the person.
So I don't know.
So the thing with delirious, there's a bunch of them.
And it said even on his PDA page, it's whatever fucking monster PDA or whatever it was.
Fucking Hat Man is like deeply associated with them.
Like everybody sees Hat Man's actually I can't say he never talks, but typically he's just
a shadow figure to people, but they see him and usually he's just he's just scary.
He's just pure nightmare, nightmare fuel.
He's not there to give you a good time.
He's there to to fuck your trip up.
So fucking make you think you're dying.
Other people see like fucking there's a there's like this dark goddess that they see on delirious
specifically fucking.
Oh, God, what's the fucking one plant name to fucking high?
P.O.D.
Not P.O.D.
That's that's Iowaska.
The fucking Iowaska is like a drink.
I heard like it's like kind of like it's called like the devil's flower because I thought
that's P.O.D.
Like I thought it was a different name for P.O.D.
So while he's looking that up.
Hello friends.
This is our first actual recorded one.
Is that recording?
That's recording.
Yeah.
So this is our first our first visual podcast with that, too.
I'll go up and I'll show you a picture of the Hat Man to the camera here.
Give me a second.
We need we need Jamie.
We need Jamie.
Jamie, pull that up.
This is the Hat Man.
He's really spooky looking dude.
Nobody can hear.
It's that thing is the is the mic recording on that, too?
No, it can't be.
It can't possibly.
Oh, I forgot to plug it in.
Oh, no, I just showed him a picture.
OK, OK, then we're good.
We don't really need the audio because I can just use the audio from this.
Oh, yeah, that works.
Basically, I just showed him a picture of the Hat Man just to give him an idea of what
we're talking about.
He's a real spooky guy.
Jamie, Jamie, can you pull it up?
Then with.
He looks like the Undertaker, right?
Kind of a little bit.
But like if there was no color to him, he's just completely black.
He's always just wearing a long hat.
We are not racist here at the no, no, no, no.
I mean, like not like African-American, like black, like like this.
Like this color there.
Have you guys ever had sleep paralysis?
Yeah, yeah.
Fucking that shit is fucking so bad.
I could definitely see Hat Man coming into play there.
That man actually does come into play in some sleep paralysis.
Yeah, it's what the fucking monster.
Media.
All right.
That's what I'm on right now.
Can we cite our sources here?
Fucking monsterpedia.com for for actual information.
So we'll touch back on sleep paralysis.
I'll circle back to that.
But you guys ever hear of the NPC phenomenon?
No, what is that?
So you guys played like video game stuff like Oblivion and like Skyrim and stuff like I
haven't, but I'm sure like, you know, you know, so, you know, the, you know, like the
whole thing where they have like the people that like in video games, when you just go
up and talk to them and they're kind of just like, they're just non playable characters,
non playable characters, like the people that you go up and they just give you like a quest
or something.
There's actually a theory that there are people in this world that are just put here as like
kind of like a placeholder for a person and like they just do like random shit.
I, I think we talked about this on the first podcast.
Yeah.
One in 10 people that they can't do anything without being counterproductive.
So like have you ever like walked up to somebody or been in like a big city, like you've played
GTA.
You can name them.
I like, I'm not going to name them just in case any, if we were to take off and I'm just
name dropping people that are in my life.
But like there's people, like you just like run into them.
You just like, you just run into them and you're like, what the fuck is wrong with that
person?
Like I saw like one thing, like I was just walking down the street and some guys was
like, player, you don't know shit right now.
I'm on cloud nine, you on cloud two.
And I'm like, what the fuck are you saying?
This is like some fucking chosen one void out shit.
That sounds like something programmed.
Yeah.
Like somebody is programmed to say something would say, it doesn't sound like an original
thought.
Like somebody that you're going to continue a conversation.
They have one line.
They have one line to say, and then they're out.
That's just the interaction you have with them.
And have you ever like, like store clerks and stuff?
Like I'm not saying all store clerks are like just not playable characters, but like have
you gone to like a store and like the clerk doesn't even say anything to you.
You just like type it, like you hand them the thing, they scan it and then they just
like look at you until like you put your, your card in and then they just go and like
they nod at you and you just go away.
Like they weren't like programmed with like.
It's like they're just an autonomic nervous system.
Yeah.
Like not a whole lot going on.
Like who have you ever met that like your good friends with that past the age of 20
just like is that a gas station?
We're going to cashier.
Those aren't real people.
I feel like working as a nurse, like I kind of go on that NPC mode because I just say
the same, like I have the same like script.
I say to people.
Are you saying that you're an NPC Gazy?
I am when I'm working.
Maybe that's another thing.
Maybe like when like our jobs are just turn us into NPCs for a little bit because like,
you know, when we show up, we get out and we do the same thing almost every single fucking
time we walk in.
Hello.
I'm blah, blah, blah.
And I'm here.
What's, what seems to be the problem today?
I think you have like a script that you go down and like almost like when you're doing
like your paperwork for work and stuff too, you have a script every single time that you
write down basically everything.
It's maybe jobs are turning people into NPCs.
Oh, it definitely looks like being an EMT, right?
You have like the script that you take for the practical or like being doctors have their
script for assessments and stuff like that.
Maybe like that's just like the whole training.
I mean, I feel like at least for me, it's just like work differs enough on a day to
day basis that, that I don't feel like an NPC because like one day you might just get
nice me and I'll just be like, Oh, let's get you to the hospital and help you.
And then other days it'll be like, I'm going to fucking kill this person.
Like why the fuck did you wake me up at 4 AM?
I'm going to be rude to you no matter what the problem is.
Like, I don't care.
Maybe you're just like terrible.
That's not a good way to have that day.
Like you just have like the, the aggressive NPC thing, because there's always the, there's
also the aggressive NPCs in the bus.
Like in like, like oblivion, you could be walking down the fucking like, like the little
road that they have there and some guys comes out and like your money or your life.
And I'm like, uh, no, but like maybe like all NPCs, maybe like muggers come out.
And they're like, when muggers come out, they're like, yo, give me your cash, homie.
That's not a racist thing.
I just, that's just a thug sound.
But I'm just like, I don't know, man.
I kind of envisioned what that guy looked like just from you saying that.
And yeah, no, maybe that makes you racist.
I'm not racist.
I'm just saying maybe, you know, you know, maybe I shouldn't be thinking like, yeah,
man has one black friend.
He'd like, I have a black sub personality.
I think we all do for legal purposes and legitimate purposes.
That wasn't, okay.
But when I'm fucking here, like, you know, some, like when you're actually with your
friends, that's your actual personality.
You have fucking work.
That's not your real personality, man.
Yeah.
You know, I think it comes back to, uh, you know, the philosopher niches.
I've heard of them.
Yeah.
He had this whole thing about different phases of, um, of life.
Like in one phase you're, you're a lion, right?
Where you're like following the rule, not a lion, you're a camel.
So you're doing the duties of other people.
Right.
And it's, uh, you know, you, you, you follow all the other camels and you bear the burdens
of other people.
Right.
So like you're supposed to do at your job, but then eventually you get sick of doing
that and you become a lion.
You become the lion.
You're the predator.
You're the guy who does this.
And you buck back at the system.
And it's, it's a really interesting, uh, thing, philosophy, but, uh, I think we might have
lost Casey here.
No, my, um, my computer lost a connection to the-
He said that one thing about Mbz's and then he dipped out in full Mbz mode.
He just went into the rocket.
They're on to me.
The man on the computer just- I was freaking out.
My computer lost connection to the internet.
So I was trying to get it back and I was like, oh shit, this is going to shut down the data.
No, it's fine.
It's still recording.
So the whole thing with like the NPC thing, it can also like circle back in the ghost
because what if there's people who, because there's the residual hauntings that like the
residual hauntings do the same thing every single time that they show up, like at like
the same like time and like stuff.
So maybe if like an NPC dies, their ghost is still an NPC.
So they just follow their same path that they did.
So it's something like interesting like that, like to kind of think about like maybe, and
there's also, oh, this is a crazy fucking thing.
I, oh my God, I forgot about this.
So there's a belief in the Judaism that there is the tree of life, like everybody, like
you've heard of the tree of life, right?
And at the roots is where the souls are.
And then when the souls go into the tree of life, they go into their bodies and like receptacles
and stuff.
But the pool of souls sometimes gets relatively like, you know, thin.
So they can't, the pool of souls can't keep up with the people that are born.
So the people who are born when there's no souls in the pool of life, they're the NPCs
because they don't have an actual soul.
I'm not saying that there's a lot of people out there without actual souls, but the people
who have like, there's like the whole tree of life thing and the pool of souls, when
you go into that, you go into a different body after you die.
Like you go into the pool of souls and then you get pulled back out into another body.
But when there's no like souls to be put into the body and a person gets born, they turn
to an NPC because they don't, don't have like actual, so you're saying people don't have
consciousnesses.
I think that there's some people out there that really are just like kind of test for
us and then like you can actually like maybe a higher being creator can actually use the
NPCs as like a test for you because instead of having like, like the random variables
of like people with souls and like actual like talking points and stuff, maybe he has
like these NPCs that he can actually put you through tests with like, oh, this NPC is doing
this.
I'm going to have them do this and see how this person reacts type thing.
I think most of these people, I think they're state workers that you're talking about.
This is like every employee in the Corning tower.
Yeah, exactly.
There's like one actual person on that floor.
Everyone else is an MPC.
Did that alcohol help by the way, Ali Mac?
Oh it did.
Oh, I need some.
Yeah.
Hey buddy, I'm going to get, I'm going to get us a seltzer.
Do you mind if you poured me one more because I don't want to drink Jack.
I'll fucking, it'll, it'll go.
Actually if you want to take a short intermission, I think the foods here like an, yes, that's
going to be an intermission for sure.
I mean, I can eat that.
All right.
We're back.
It's been what an hour off on a little tangent there and I'm still fucking high.
I got pizza.
Oh, you fucking retard.
Right.
Ali Max dropping.
Is that recording?
Yeah.
Okay.
Recording.
You're telling me it's running out of data to make a call back to the first half of this
podcast.
It wasn't even the first half.
That was like the first like 10 minutes.
Looks like a break.
All right.
Let's talk about sleep paralysis, dude.
I've got, I've got a story.
All right.
Even my sleep paralysis story.
And I want Tyler to, uh, to analyze this because it was sleep paralysis, but it felt oddly
demonic.
Yeah.
We didn't have told our sleep paralysis stories last time, but we didn't get to hear yours.
All right.
I got some too.
So we got Dan and me here.
Shit.
So I was dating this girl, um, when I was like 22 who lived in Pennsylvania, it was
a long distance relationship and we met on Omegle.
You guys know that site?
Oh my God.
I forgot about Omegle.
Met this chick on Omegle and, uh, so we would meet halfway in New York city.
So we'd each take a bus to Chinatown.
And uh, so, um, anyway, we, we met, we spent the day together.
Yeah.
So did I think, and then it was a really like, I had been up for some reason for like 24
hours and you know how you get when you've been out for 24 hours, everybody here knows
how you get up for 24 hours.
I was, uh, uh, let's see.
I was probably 22.
So this was like just before I worked at Mohawk.
So, um, yeah, so, you know, she left, she, she caught her bus back to Pittsburgh or I
think that's where she was going back to is Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
And um, I was just walking around New York city because my bus was coming later in the
day.
So I had to kill like four hours.
So I had to make it to like the port authority bus stop and I was just walking around like
Times Square and I walked by the Ripley's believe it or not museum.
That place is fucking cool.
It is like the wax museum or no, it's like a big, big museum with like weird shit.
Gotcha.
I've been to the one in Atlantic city.
We should go to Vegas.
So topic, there's just something about like museums that are creepy in general, right?
Yeah, there's this, there's this, it's just fucking weird, right?
But there's this guy out front doing a show and he had like a voodoo doll.
Oh, fuck that.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
So, so he was doing some act with the voodoo doll and I watched it for like 15, 20 minutes.
And after I watched it, I was just like, I had this really weird feeling, right?
Just like, just, just a strange feeling that like stuck with me.
Right.
And I, you know, I don't really like care about that stuff.
It doesn't mean anything to me, but when you're sleep deprived and then that on top of it,
it was just like left me with just this bad feeling.
Yeah, I got you.
So it just carried with me the rest of the day.
I caught my bus, went back home and I couldn't sleep.
So I'm laying in bed with the lights on and I fell asleep with my eyes open, right?
Wide open.
And then it's like maybe four o'clock in the morning.
I went into sleep paralysis, but it sounded like if you could picture yourself in a cafeteria
full of people, right?
And all of a sudden it just got louder and louder and louder and louder.
And I hear in one ear, should we fuck with them?
And then in the other ear, I hear, yeah, let's fuck with them.
And it just went like that louder and louder until it stopped.
And then I woke up with my eyes were open the entire time and I'm like, I couldn't move
while that was happening.
And I'm like, dude, I'm schizophrenic.
What the fuck just happened?
What was that?
I've never experienced that.
I went and looked out my back window of my house and it's like, it was like, what I say,
it was four o'clock in the morning.
I'm just looking out the window and I'm like, dude, do I have to go to a psychiatrist?
What the hell was that?
I'm like, I'm in a long and fucking D zone right now.
Like what's going on here?
Like that was terrifying.
So I looked it up and that's a very common thing with sleep paralysis is auditory hallucinations.
But it was just, it was that whole feeling that carried over from the voodoo doll.
Well, that's all dreams are just solution nations.
But while you're sleeping, when you wake up and you have hallucinations, it's more frightening
not necessarily asleep.
Okay.
Well, no, it's kind of a mix because you have your, I mean, your lucid dreams and like the
ones you typically remember, they come from your REM cycle, your rapid eye movement cycle.
Your eyes do weird shit.
Yeah.
Like that's why I like it movies and shit.
Like fucking avatar when the dude goes into the fucking thing that turns into the avatar,
his eyes are fucking going nuts inside his head with his eyes shut.
That's where your dreams come from.
Yeah.
But also, let me stop chewing for a second.
Sorry.
So for the, for that, for the voices ship, I had a big issue for a long time where I
had this thing that I called the people.
I don't know if it was schizophrenic or not, but I called it the people.
One in 100 people are by the way.
Yeah.
And I have like visual hallucinations sometimes.
I'm not sure I am schizophrenic, but I just, not that we love you anyway.
Yeah.
We also just know anyways.
So like I could be sitting there and like, I could be in a fucking, um, like a cafeteria
or something, like an actual cafeteria, not like, like a, uh, like a dream cafeteria,
but I could be actually in like an actual cafeteria and I could hear every single person
talking and I could hear every single conversation at once.
And it was, it freaked me the fuck out every single time.
It freaked me out.
So was it like, was it like, you felt like it was quiet and you could hone in?
No, I can hear conversations.
I could hear every single person's conversation at the exact same time.
I couldn't hone in on anything.
I would just get like blitz blips here and there and it would be fucking, uh, and it
would be fucking out of my fucking, it would be, it would be so like devastating almost
because like you couldn't focus on anything.
So like, and I had this happen a few times, like when I was in Casey, are you all right?
How do you max over here?
Most men are you alive?
Are you alive?
So I answered with, so I was cross the shit.
So I was sitting the first time that this happened, I was in, um, elementary school
and I was sitting there and I was taking a test, but I could hear every single pencil
going at the same time and the voices were like amplified, like the pencil sounds were
amplified.
So I could just hear like the, I gotta check the cameras.
It was only just that fucking sound.
It was freaking me the fuck out.
And I got up, I flipped my desk over and I go, stop writing.
Please.
And I ran out the room and my teacher's like, what the fuck?
I was like, this was like last year.
This is like eighth grade or not eighth grade.
I was eight years old.
So how old are you?
What grade is that?
Eight grade.
No, when you're eight years old.
Oh, eight year.
Uh, second grade, maybe third grade.
Oh yeah.
It's yeah.
You're pretty young.
But yeah, I was like that.
And like, I was just like, stop writing.
Please.
I fucking like ran out of the room.
I, I guarantee if I was a teacher at that point, like what the fuck just happened?
Yeah.
So I sprinted out and I ran into the principal's office like, Oh, hello Tyler.
I'm like, the writing sounds are making me angry.
And that's when they set you up with an appointment with the school psychologist.
I did.
They actually did.
Sure.
They're like, so what's this writing sound that you hear?
I'm like, I can hear everybody's writing.
I can hear it.
It was like, but like, and then also another weird part about that, I felt like my hands
grew to be like 10 times the size that they were.
And like, I just had big hands.
That was like, it wasn't something else.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
I wish.
Um, you know, I started, uh, practicing like meditation for a little bit.
Cause it's supposed to help like ADD and like help to focus your thoughts and everything.
It just made me more angry and meditations work wonders for me.
Should I deal with the first time I did it?
Um, I did it in my car at cross gates mall.
That's a weird place to do it.
Yeah.
But I was just like, you know what, let me give this a shot.
I'm surprised you were able to like actually like get it down in such a loud environment.
I don't think I can meditate somewhere that's loud.
No, no, in my car.
I was in my car before I went in.
I used to do it in cemeteries.
So let me just finish this.
So I was, I was in my car and I did like 15 minutes of meditation, trying to think of
nothing.
Right.
Yeah.
So I went to cross gates mall and you know how the mall is usually like loud and amplified
just like by the shape of the mall.
Yep.
I went, I went into the mall and it was just like, like silent, even though there were
so many people around, it was just like silence.
And it was like, wow, like how much of this noise is actually just in my head?
No, that's actually true.
Like I think a lot of the noise is actually inside your own fucking head.
Yeah.
It just like, it was just so quiet.
Even though there's like the same number of people around.
It was just, it was really weird.
But yeah, no, there's something to meditation.
Oh yeah.
It's powerful.
There's your, all right.
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So we'll, we'll get back on topic here.
So you guys been hearing about the, the energy crisis in California going on right now?
God.
So the energy crisis in California after 4pm, you have to set your thermostat to 78 or above.
You can't have cooling at 78 or below.
You have to have it 78 or above by state law.
Also, you know how they're trying to get gasless vehicles by by 2035.
I think it was during that you Hoechel during that time.
It's 12 miles to the gallon.
Yeah.
So during that time, um, between four and uh, 4pm and like, I think 1am, uh, you can't
charge your electric car either.
Oh my God.
So the fuck with the, what the fuck's up with that shit?
Because that's also, that's not just taking away our rights to power.
That's taking away our rights to travel and our freedom of like, what's the, what's the
word for that?
The freedom of like travel.
There's a word for it, but yeah, I can't think of the word, but like that's taking away our
freedom of travel too, because not only are you taking away, uh, or like, oh yeah.
Hey, oh, I can't use my power at this time.
I'll go for a drive or something.
You can't even go for a fucking drive if you have an electric car.
Do California is bad.
California is getting scary.
It is.
It's like really scary.
Also, they're doing rolling blackouts.
There's rolling blackouts coming through California because they are, they switched almost entirely
to solar panel, solar power and, um, and wind power.
And they're like, Oh, this isn't, this isn't able to handle the grid.
It's just like, so, you know, we used to run on a coal grid, right?
Throughout all of America, America was powered by coal at first.
And do you, does anybody know how we actually get power?
Like what the power actually is?
It's turning a wheel.
It's just a different way to turn wheels to get power because the rotational, yeah, the
turbines are, are giving us like the energy for it.
So we start off with coal.
We burned coal, made the steam.
It's mostly just a, it's almost all steam powered in a certain way to turn the, to turn
the wheel.
So we went from steel.
I mean, we went from coal to, um, natural gas is what we have now.
And the coal and natural gas took 40 years to implement like correctly, like, and not
have like power outages everywhere and shit.
So, but they're like, yeah, we're going to go 2035.
That's like 11 years from now.
Or no, wait, no, it's not.
That's like 12 years from now, but it took 40 years, 40, 40 years to get from coal to
natural gas.
And they're like, Oh, it's going to be like 15 years to get from this front to get from
a gases to electric.
And I'm like, it does, we, we, I, I'm all for changing over to, to, to natural energies
and stuff because we should, but not at the, um, not at the expense to all Americans.
Yeah.
I, I, I'm, I have a lot to say on this actually.
Uh, so anybody who's ever worked on cars just knows how ridiculously complicated they are.
Oh yeah.
The average internal combustion engine has like 400 moving parts at any time.
It is 30% of the, the energy is dissipated as heat.
So 30% of the fuel you put in your car just goes to heat, to heating, nothing.
It's just wasted energy.
And that's where your heat from your car actually comes from is the excess heat.
You actually get filtered through your car.
Yeah.
Through the heater core.
Yeah.
It's, um, the internal combustion engine is ancient technology.
Now it's an amazing piece of technology, but it's old.
It is so old.
It is, it is so dated.
Elon Musk called it, um, he called it a clutch and it's really true.
And there's just, it's like a Rube Goldberg machine.
There's so much, there's so many things that have to go right for an internal combustion
engine to work.
Now sometimes it's incredible actually that you can get a diesel engine to go a million
miles because there's so many things that are just, that have to be perfect.
So many tight tolerances.
Now you take like a Tesla, the motor in a Tesla, most motors have like one main moving
part.
Yeah.
But I think Tesla's, I think it's like 12 parts.
So you go from, there's a formula, uh, that tells you how reliable a system is.
Yeah.
And you know, they use it for like engineering and aviation and the system gets less reliable
the more parts there are in the system.
Yeah.
And it's, it's just, that's just a probability thing because the more parts that you have,
the more likely that there's going to be an issue with a single part.
Exactly.
So, uh, you know, electric cars are just so much more reliable, so much more reliable.
It's instant power.
I mean, really the big problem with electric cars is they're going to put mechanics out
of business and what percentage of the population, uh, are mechanics.
These people are going to be out of jobs and then you have autonomous vehicles.
That's going to put truck drivers out of jobs.
A big problem coming down the line is there's just not going to be jobs for people.
And then skills, get skills like, uh, medicine is a skill, uh, plumbing, electricity.
Um, but all these, I, I think I get what's going at though, because all these other fields
though, you're going to have other people that are trying to go into that because of
this.
Like that's a huge number of jobs that are going to be lost.
There's any high schoolers listening to this.
Don't go to college for like a stupid degree.
Get a skill.
Getting a skill is the trade school.
Like trade school is the best way to go because you get it right now.
That could change because everybody does that shit.
That's right back to fucking college with you.
But like as of right now, get a skill because getting a skill is the most important thing.
Because if I didn't have my certification, I'd be fucking working at like Burger King
or some shit.
That's scary, man.
Like I was walking through Lowe's today and nothing wrong with working at Lowe's.
My first job was Home Depot.
I'm going to get my Coca-Cola.
It's just like, it's so easily, like if you don't do something with your life, you'll
fall into a job where somebody else is just going to be telling you how to live your life.
And I mean, that's all jobs, but at the bottom, it's not a good place to be, man.
Not that like working at Lowe's is at the bottom, but if you don't specialize in something
and figure your life out, that's where you can end up.
And it's kind of scary.
Yeah, you're living paycheck to paycheck your entire life.
You're going to be one of the people that just dies young.
You're not going to have an insurance that can cover everything.
You're going to develop health problems because you're probably not the most mentally stable
person working such a low income job.
Like it's kind of how it goes.
That brings me to a topic I wanted to talk about, which was socialism.
Oh, you fucking piece of shit.
Yeah.
Well, let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
I got a copy of the Communist Manifesto over there.
I saw that here.
I'm going to pick it up random here.
Okay.
I would say I'm going to pick the smallest paragraph I can find because I'm slow, but
not only has the board, what is that?
You're probably halfway through a sentence.
Yeah.
Was he bored?
Not only has the bourgeoisie forged the weapons that bring death to itself, it is also called
into existence the men who are to wield those weapons, the modern working class, the proletarians.
That's actually kind of really fucked up that you picked out that one.
That's actually a very, very good line to pick out.
There's a lot to unpack.
So bourgeoisie, that's like your upper class there.
The proletariat is the lower class.
Yeah, the proletariat, that's like your everyday guy.
Like a fucking minimum wage worker kind of deal.
And your bourgeoisie, they're like the upper class, not necessarily.
Actually aren't they more or less like the higher upper class?
They're not just like your middle upper class.
They're like, they're up there.
The bourgeoisie is technically the higher class and the proletariat isn't actually like
the poor working class.
It's more the middle class.
No, it's not like your poverty.
It's not your bottom, but it's certainly not your top.
Yeah, it's like more middle class.
I would say lower middle class.
The weapons that they're talking about in that specific passage, actually that's a really
good passage to read out of it.
Not that I believe in socialism.
I hate socialism.
I think that it can never work.
I think that human greed will make the socialism not be able to work correctly.
But how I feel about Christianity.
Can I just point something out?
Amen to that.
Can I point something out that's concerning?
That's what it is that there is highlighting and underlining throughout this entire book.
That's kind of scary.
Not only did somebody read this, Casey, but they highlighted and underlined.
Well, then who did?
This guy needs to go on a watch list.
This guy's going to fucking fire up the USSR again.
I got it from the same place I got the Titanic scene.
Mr. Gorman, you have teared down this wall.
Where'd you get it?
I got it from the same place.
I got the Titanic CD when the person that we know who became a nun left.
She left a bunch of stuff on the table and Chrissy freaked out.
She left this and that was one of the things that she left guys that exact Titanic CD from
the original soundtrack of the movie tide of the feature film.
I want to get her on the disk says Titanic.
Oh, that would be phenomenal.
That is currently in the CD player of my truck.
So we got to get it.
We're going to hang it up.
I'm going to get it framed.
Yeah, leave it here.
Yeah, if I remember to bring it down, we should do that because it's not like I'm fucking
listening to it in my truck.
Actually the one time I did, my girlfriend got in my truck and I played it and she's
like, and I just started singing it word for word and she's like, why do you know this?
Like you want to understand shout out to the Titanic.
For real though, that movie is like it hits dude.
Yeah, it hits like roses, hottest Cameron, Kate Winslet.
You can't go wrong.
That's like the only PG 13 movie that I've seen Titson.
I haven't watched Titanic in like two days.
It's inspirational.
Two days, bro.
You're experiencing symptoms of withdrawal.
Yeah, it's a summary.
I don't know.
I don't go to that submarine.
That old lady, but oh God, he's opening up.
Don't do that.
I feel like it's not.
I feel like it's time.
No, that's way late.
We're only an hour in.
What is we're going to edit out 30 minutes.
Let's get a whiff.
What is it?
It's a scorpion.
No, no, these aren't ghosts.
These are.
Oh my God, that's Reaper.
So just give that a sniff.
You really can't tell based off of the smell.
But like given I've tasted that before, I know what that smell is associated with.
So before we do anything with this, why don't we talk about why?
All right.
You guys, you guys come up with another subject.
No, no, no.
It's on.
This is on the subject.
What do you think that plant makes that chemical?
Oh, it's obvious.
There's a lot of plants that actually give off certain things so they can spread their
seed and not like get eaten and stuff.
But it's weird that because most plants make themselves taste better.
It's a defense mechanism.
Yes, for sure.
But it's weird because most plants actually make themselves taste better to be like, have
their seed spread.
Well, for feces.
Yeah.
It goes back to what you were saying, actually.
It's the capsaicin and the capsaicinoids.
That's where the heat is derived from.
It's just then they have not necessarily been genetically modified, but they've been they've
been cross-bred.
Yeah.
And so like I remember, I mean, I'm not quoting actual numbers here, but the guy who, the
guy who genetically made the fucking Carolina Reaper, he has a pepper that he claims is
like way hotter.
And he claims that he has multiple peppers higher than that, that he just hasn't given
to the public.
Like in terms of the Scoville scale, which is like the way of like measuring like your
standard like jalapeno, that's like 15,000 on the Scoville scale.
Yeah.
So like 5,000.
When you get into the Carolina Reaper territory, you're talking millions of Scovilles.
Like it is incomprehensibly large and you can eat a ghost pepper and think that that's
the hottest thing in the world.
You do a Carolina Reaper, which I will do later on this podcast, but like that, and
I know like I'm dreading it.
I really am because that is nothing but intense pain.
There's no flavor there.
There's, there's pain.
That Scoville scale is not to be fucked with.
You think it's going to be like, Oh my God, it's so high.
I need water.
It's like, no, you're going to be crying, drooling and dripping snot from your nose
for 15 minutes.
And it's just, it's rough.
Yeah.
It's, I mean, so obviously it's meant for like insects.
Sometimes other life forms that have similar enzymes to us and similar biological reactions
like funguses and stuff like that are also affected by these defense chemicals.
But it, you know, it must be so like a bug bites into it and it just like instantly feels
that heat.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
Defense, just like THC is a defense mechanism for marijuana.
Exactly.
But people take that and like nicotine also caffeine is the same thing.
That's the side.
That's why I think we talked about that on the first podcast.
Shout out to nicotine.
Shout out nicotine.
Yeah, we did.
Response.
Yeah, we won't get back into that.
Maybe not.
But yeah, no, it's interesting that these plants make these defense chemicals and they
have effects on our bodies.
Just like, just like opium.
Can you imagine being that sorry fucking ant?
It just bites into a fucking carolina reaper.
It's like, are you fucking kidding me?
Like this is literally going to put me in a cardiac event that I will never recover
from.
I wish I could have said goodbye to my family before I just bit into this fucking red thing
that looked like I could eat it.
So this is what I had in my notes for today.
This is one of the things I want to talk about.
Vampires.
Okay.
Vampires.
I'm going to need the bottle of Jack for this one, I think.
Not like Dracula, like fake vampires.
I'm talking about actual, like the scary, documented cases of vampires.
So vampires actually did not start in Transylvania as people think that they did.
They actually started in Russia.
They were a Slavic-type myth, but the original stories of vampires were they would bury their
dead and then like two weeks later they'd be starting to hear tapping on their windows
at night and their door handles would jiggle and stuff until eventually it would start
off like that.
Until eventually they'd start seeing an apparition of their family member that died and it would
touch people and they would die or they'd get a disease and it was stuff like that.
So then they decided to dig up the grave because the apparition looked almost exactly like
the person, to a point where they thought that they might not even be in the grave anymore.
So they'd dig up the grave and the person wouldn't be facing upwards.
They would have either kind of clawed out of their coffin or they'd be flipped upside
down or sideways in a way that wouldn't be normal and their teeth were pointed.
What is that about?
So then they would fucking put a cross in their fucking head.
They would kill them.
No, oh no, that was another part of the myth.
They would dig them out and they'd still be alive in the grave.
Oh yeah, if you're waking up on your side or trying to claw out.
No, but they'd be still alive in the grave and they would execute them in the grave and
then bury them and then all the paranormal stuff, stop.
Because they would bury a cross into their head and then bury them again.
So it's just like a random population that just is?
I guess that's my only question.
And then they're like, but what about the thing where you could be in a coma and you
wake up in your grave and when they dig you out, you're still alive?
But that doesn't explain the paranormal aspect of it, like stuff happening at your house
and stuff, unless it could be something like your spirit is leaving your body trying to
get people to dig your grave up again so you can be alive.
But this wasn't like a day after you got buried or anything and a coffin, you only have a
certain amount of oxygen in the grave in order to survive.
And I think the longest time you can stay in a coffin, I believe.
It's like 10 minutes.
No, I thought it was like a day.
It was like a day.
You got a good 16 hours.
If you crack it open, it's more.
If you crack it open, it's more, but you get 16 hours-ish if you're in a sealed grave.
And this was weeks later, so there's no way that you should be able to be alive at that
point.
What the heck?
And they found them with pointed teeth and shit.
So then they started burying these people with cages around their grave.
So if they did dig up, they wouldn't be able to get out.
Wow.
Do you think that this is just myth or do you think that there's-
I think every myth, every single myth is based on a little bit of truth.
Well there's also historical records back in the day, because you have conditions like
the Lazarus effect where some people that have just had gone in full cardiac arrest
for like the people that we would show up on scene for and just kind of think that they're
gone.
But like we just barely transported them.
There's several stories of people, and you can look it up.
It's called the Lazarus effect or Lazarus syndrome.
There's people that will just sort of resurrect and they'll be like kind of okay for like
20 minutes and then usually you're going to drift off into a coma where you're just kind
of going to like die.
But like there's some people that come back and they're just completely fine.
So it's bizarre.
There's a story of a local fire department.
I don't know if you ever heard that one.
Pronounced the person dead.
And they found him alive.
The coroner found her in the drawer alive.
Yeah, like this would be like-
Because they had the condensation.
Yeah, so that's what I was going to say.
That's how these people come back.
You're in the morgue.
Like you're in one of those stainless steel fluorescent light rooms and you just wake
up.
I can only imagine because you probably think you're in a coffin at that point and you're
fully like GCS 15.
Like you're with it.
You've got like 20 minutes though and then your body's going to compensate for like what
the fuck just happened.
Well, you can look it up.
It's a fucking absolutely insane phenomenon.
You see people that are-
Very rare.
Very, very rare.
But like there will be people on the autopsy table that just fucking get up.
Yeah, like they're being like caught and they wake up.
Yeah, and they'll just get the fuck up.
And they'll like be like fucking what the fuck's going on.
And again, you really don't have like any sustained life there.
That's the one thing.
It's-
It's named the Lazarus effect after Lazarus of the Bible when Jesus brought Lazarus, a
leper back from the dead.
And he basically like the guy was been dead for a couple of days.
And Jesus came along and he put his hands on his head and he says, rise brother, your
time's not here yet.
And then Lazarus comes back to life.
So it's basically named after that.
Now don't you think that that's a little egotistical Jesus?
I mean, he's God.
I think that just might have been the-
How did Lazarus die?
Disease.
But I mean of all the people, why do you pick him?
Because I think the family came to ask Jesus for help or something.
And it was, it's more than just like, just Lazarus like being like, especially it was
like, I think there's a, there's a lesson in like that story somewhere.
I don't remember that one exactly perfect, but I knew, do know that there's actual lesson
in it.
I'd have to look at it.
I'll talk about it next week.
Talk about winning the lottery.
Like Jesus comes over and he's like, Hey man, you're not dead anymore.
Yeah.
Just that one dude though.
Not the dying kids.
There's dead kids and slavs.
No, he revived more than Lazarus, but Lazarus is the, is like the West well-known one.
So I think it would be a fantastic subject for like a full podcast, but I'd love to argue
fucking Buddhism versus Christianity with you.
I'll do it.
Because all right, that's another thing.
That's going to be a whole, that's going to be a whole thing.
That's another thing I should say to the audience who, this is their first introduction to me
is if I had to align myself with a religion, it would be Buddhism.
I'm not, I'm, I'm agnostic though.
I guess, I guess I identify as agnostic.
That's what I saw last time is Buddhism would be the, the religion I would identify with.
Yeah.
Because Buddhism, Buddhism, they're deep in like the life is suffering and like that.
I mean, there's a lot to it.
Like don't get me wrong.
If you get deep enough into booze, Buddhism, you get into like the crazy shit that like,
I don't think anyone would believe like with Christianity.
Well, I mean, evidently some people, especially if you were paranormal investigator hats might
believe, but typically, typically when it comes to Buddhism, it's more of a way of thinking.
Like if you get deep enough into it, then it's, then it's more than that.
What is Nirvana?
What is that?
Is that Buddhism?
So that's a band.
No.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yes.
I mean, I'm understanding and I could be wrong a little bit here, but I, I based off the
conversations I've had with my father, it's like the, the basic structure of Buddhism
is like you're once like you reach the most full form of yourself and that may take multiple
lives because they do believe in reincarnation, but Nirvana is essentially like what you reach.
Like Nirvana enlightenment is what you enrich when you've became like your best self.
See, I feel like if you're like a super shitty person, Buddhism believes that like, and again,
this, even at this point, this is the stuff that I don't really buy into just because
I believe into the way of thinking, like life is suffering and there's a bunch of teachings
that kind of make sense.
It's like basic principles, like almost like you're like 10 commandments.
How did we get this from energy?
I don't know, but I'm liking it.
Yeah.
But, but anyways, when it comes to Buddhism, like you, you honestly have like your ways
of teaching and share like they have their almost like bullshit story that like every
other religion has that gets kind of weird.
Tyler, I'm losing my track of speed because I'm here.
I feel like I hit Nirvana at about 20 milligrams of Adderall.
Yeah, no, no.
So that's so Nirvana.
So Nirvana, that's something I'd be lying if I said I knew a ton about, but it's essentially
like if you're a bad person in this life, you'll, you could potentially get like demoted
in terms of like what organism you are or what story that life has to tell.
What about a cockroach?
Like you could, like you could, yeah, like you could be born into the meaningless life
of a cockroach.
Like if you could, let's just say you did something terrible.
You like fucking, you just committed like a school shooting for no fucking reason.
You'd be like reborn into either like a cockroach or someone that was like wrongly acquit, like
wrongly made guilty of a crime that spends their entire life in prison.
Like it's, it's essentially like, to my knowledge, it's like, you're either going to be born
into something either so insignificant that like it's because you fucked up or you're
going to live a life as a human that's so painful that like you fucked up.
Enlightenment is the other side is if you have been such a good person for so many lives
and you've like just reached this, I guess, state of like inner peace and understanding
with everyone and you're genuinely just there to help that like you'll reach Nirvana or
enlightenment at the end of that time and that's just essentially like, they don't really
go super deep into what it is.
It's just like you're, you're at peace.
You're, you're, it's not really like a heaven.
There's not really like a scripture for it.
It's just like you are, you've reached the level of like, you're, you essentially just
have an eternal feeling of like wholeness.
See, I'm going to say, do you practice some, uh, you practice like some Buddhist like,
principles you've trying to incorporate in your life?
I practice some Buddhist principles and I'm a Catholic.
So so, so yeah, I mean, every religion you're going to get like your basic shit, like that's
more or less the same, like, or be a good person because I got, I got, I got a Zen garden
like that.
I, I, so the difference, I guess the main difference I can say between, cause cause
I'm, while I'm not disregarding the similarity similarities that Buddhism and Christianity
follow the main thing with Christianity and the reason why a lot of people appeal to Buddhism
is that it's not God looking down on you.
It's sort of you, not necessarily looking down on God, but everything is equal.
Like it's, we're all kind of in this together sort of deal.
Like there's nobody that's going to judge you.
Like if you don't follow certain practices of Buddhism, nobody gives a fuck.
It's just, you're going to, you're going to go down like, I guess at reincarnation and
it's like, it's, there's no hell.
There's no hell.
It's just every soul has to be taught sometimes through multiple, like many and many lifetimes.
So like how to get there.
So I think about one in 10 people, the one and never learned.
It just keeps going.
Coming back.
So what about your NPCs are at the bottom.
It's like the bottom 10% of people that somehow just barely fucking made it into the human.
Like they're not a cow.
They're not like a fucking, cause like that's the thing you see in Hinduism.
Like they're like most fucking respected because they believe reincarnation too is like you're
in enlightenment.
I believe, and I'm, I'm sure I'm not quoting this completely correctly, but like if you're
a cow in like they are so respected.
Like they have like big worship cows.
Yeah, they, they do, they practically worship cows.
Like, cause they just believe that like the soul that is inside of them has been so enlightened
and has lived so many lives of like just being a good person that they're there.
So it's like Buddhism is just essentially like, just don't be an asshole.
Life is suffering.
And if you're a good person, good things are going to come your way.
Sure.
You can read a ton more into our religion and understand a hell of a lot more.
But at the end of the day, just be a good person and your next life, you're going to
come back as someone who's probably in a better spot than you and just don't be a shitty person
in that life.
And you're on your way.
It's not all about wealth though.
It's more personality.
They could give two shits about wealth.
It's not like you're going to come back in some wealthy family that you're probably going
to take a bunch of shit for granted.
So you're going to come back just as a more wholesome person.
So I had a, um, I had a little, uh, idea thing.
Um, so every religion, if you look at it from a certain way, sound really fucked up.
It's fucked up in certain ways.
Like if you come in to a Catholic church and you've never like, and like, I know most people
have heard of it and like how we have like the communion and stuff, but if you walked
into a Catholic church during the communion procession and had no idea what it was and
the priest holds up a, holds up a cup and it says, this is my blood and I want you to
drink of it.
I'm not going to do it.
It's like, and it's like, and do this in memory of me.
And he holds up a piece of bread and he says, this is my body.
Eat of it and partake of me.
If you came into that and you had no idea what the fuck was going on, you'd be like,
this is fucking scary, man.
Like it's weird.
Yeah.
But like if you, if you, if you, um, well, you know, Karl Marx said, here we go.
Religion is the obit of the masses.
Yeah.
Karl Marx is kind of a tool.
Well, you want to know what else they say?
All is the opiate of Ali back on the red.
My ear, the reason that that religion.
Oh my God, I just lost my thought.
That's okay.
Let's wait until it comes back.
Okay.
All right.
Pause until it comes a moment of silence for Casey's thought that is, yeah.
Oh, the reason that we go, there we go.
Perfect.
The reason that you're, you're telling these stories about all these things and you're
saying that, like if you walked into a Christian, if into a Catholic church, that people would
be like freaked out or whatever.
Maybe the reason is because it's all made up and they should be freaked out.
You're wrong.
I you're in time, man, in the most ironic of so we already touched on that last
episode.
Um, but what about Bohemian Grove?
We haven't talked about that yet.
Yo, so you're like, I thought we, who, we didn't talk about that.
We did not talk about Bohemian Grove.
Maybe I was listening to something.
I mean, this is my first one, so I don't know.
I feel like that it's so how many episodes have you guys done?
This is four.
This is not just three.
And so, so how many hours did the first two compile?
Just so I can like, four statistics, four hours and two and a half hours.
Maybe you didn't get into Bohemian Grove though, but I feel like that's a topic that I feel
like you would probably bring up.
Oh, it's going to go off, baby.
I know.
I feel like you probably didn't bring it up before.
Oh, you know what?
You're not talking about it.
It's, it's nuts.
You get your, I mean, I won't say anything, but you get your political elite.
Like it just go ahead.
Okay.
So California, every summertime they have a place called Bohemian Grove.
It's called the Bohemian clove, but like it's held in Bohemian Grove.
And it started in, when was Mark Twain around?
I'll, I'll stay here.
I'll be the fact checker here.
I'll get, I'll get the years up.
You just ask me questions and I'll verify it.
So whenever, I'll take a shot of whiskey.
I'll take a shot after you've had the max.
Okay with it?
Yeah.
So whenever, whenever Mark Twain was around, he was one of the ones that like created it.
And it was originally like a, basically like a fucking debauchery party in the fucking
woods.
And eventually higher and higher and higher ranking people in the world start going to
it.
And it's gotten to the point where almost every single global elite who is a male goes
to it because women are not allowed at Bohemian Grove.
So just to interject, just to interject the fact here, the Bohemian Grove, which is operated
by the Bohemian club was established in 1878 and has an approximate annual attendance of
about 2,500.
They have 2,700 acres here in Monte Rio, California.
They are all the highest of the high elites.
You have presidents there, you have ex presidents there, you have captains of industry, you
have, oh my God, there's countless.
It's like the CEO, like you're not going to get much clergy there, but you're going to
get like the, the, where the money's at Ronald Reagan, Obama.
What do they do at Bohemian Grove?
I don't, I don't think Obama was a Bohemian.
So Bohemian Grove, they go to this place and this is literally, this is literally the first
time we like to see so, that was for Alex Jones, free my man's, Alejandro Jonas.
But so the first thing that they do first night that Bohemian Grove every single time
is they have a, the ritual of core, but they're worth, if you need fact checking, just ask
me.
I'm on standby here.
I'll be your, what's his name?
Jamie?
Jamie.
Yeah.
I'll be Jamie.
Here we go.
There's a, there's a giant owl statue to the God Moloch.
So Moloch is a God of child sacrifice back in, also the name of my tattoo, just so everyone
knows.
So Moloch is the God of child sacrifice in the Bible, in the old Testament, in, in, in,
they said, do not sacrifice your child to the fires of Moloch.
But they have a giant owl statue dedicated to him in the, in the middle of the Grove
and they have a entire like fucking crazy ritual at the beginning every single year.
And they have these fucking captains of, like fucking think of like Ronald Reagan, like
screaming and shit, like during like this fucking ritual because-
Like in hymns that aren't English.
Yeah like they're, and like they're just like going like, woo!
They're praying to an effigy.
Like that is, that is 100% like the picture we're trying to paint for you.
And like this is like, this is like people like Ronald Reagan and like Elon Musk and
like fucking-
Verified truthful images of this shit have surfaced.
Bill Clinton was there.
Yep.
Epstein was on that.
Yep, Epstein was Bohemian.
Yep.
So, so what does this have to do with that Queen song?
That's a Tyler question.
But anyways, it's a great horned owl, just like my tattoo.
Just so everyone knows.
Oh, that's sweet.
Yeah.
So yeah, that's awesome.
Pretty nice tattoo, yeah.
So at, so during it, they have like an entire thing and there's no women here, which it's
a male only like thing.
And they have a like giant like fucking ritual for it.
And at the end, they, they sacrifice a child effigy and they burn it at the foot of the
statue of Mullick.
And they say it's an effigy, but we all know how the, the elites are.
It's probably not, it's probably a real fucking thing.
But as soon as they start setting it on fire, every single one of these like global elites
all start screaming at the same time.
So, so just to, I feel like I should just do this.
I'm just going to narrate just so everybody can get a deeper understanding of what this
place is.
I don't want to read like their first page off of Wikipedia.
That's lies.
Yet the Bohemian clubs all male membership includes artists and musicians, as well as
many prominent business leaders, government officials, former US presidents, senior media
executives and people of power.
Members may invite guests to the Grove.
Guests may be invited to the Grove for either the spring jinx in June or the main July encampment.
Bohemian Grove members can schedule private day use events at the Grove anytime it is
not being used for club wide purposes.
And they are allowed to add.
They are allowed at these times to bring spouses, family and friends.
And then this is, this is kind of where you get into it a little bit.
After 40 years of membership, the men earn old guard status, giving them reserved seating
at the Grove's daily task, as well as other prerequisites.
Former US president Herbert Hoover was inducted into the old guard on March 19th, 1953.
He had joined the club exactly 40 years prior.
So I'm just, just, just to give that little name there, I could go on and on about this
shit.
So it's just a, like there is like legitimate, legitimate people of power here.
So like it's documented.
The Bohemian Grove, their, their, their motto is weaving spiders come not here.
Basically saying that we are not going to do any business dealings here.
This is a private place for us only.
And, but if you have that many powerful people in one place, shit's bound to go down.
There's going to be back there.
Yeah.
There's no way.
And there's also, this is a conspiracy about it, but there's some proof to it is that they,
this is, this is going to get dark.
They spit it out.
God damn it.
The suspense is killing me.
The powerful elite sexually basically assault the younger political elite to kind of initiate
them being like, Hey, do you want to be in a seat of power?
Do you want to gain power?
And bend over and I'll fuck you in the ass type shit.
Wow.
I mean, I just assume that's what happens anyway.
Yeah.
I mean like, like the whole thing is, is, is fucking pretty fucked up.
I've got a, I think I can't really hear it until I play it, but I think this is what
Richard Nixon had to say about, it's the, Oh dude, dude, he said, he said it's the most
goddamn faggy thing I've ever seen.
He said it's the most faggy goddamn thing you could ever imagine.
Well, it's terrible.
But so there must've been some stuff going on.
It's nice to know that that Nixon wasn't in there though.
But he's not making backroom dealings.
No, I mean he was there, but he was like, that shit's fucked up.
I'm not, I'm not going back.
He said, I attend from time to time.
Yeah.
Oh, well then if it's, if it's the faggiest thing you've ever seen, then, then don't,
don't show up.
He doesn't have a choice.
That's what that says to me.
I think it's, I think it's like once you're in, you're in.
If you read between the lines, he's saying you have a choice.
I'm sorry, man, you're telling me that if I have a whole political career of success
and then you're telling me the last major roadblock I have is fucking praying to some
fucking burning owl and getting fucked in the ass.
I'm probably going to be like, yeah, no, I have a lot of laws that back me in this office.
I'm not going to go to that fucking weird ass shit, bro.
It's kind of like Christianity in a way.
No, it's a lot like Christianity and like a lot of other religions, even including Buddhism,
which I'm not trying to defend here.
I will say a lot of things in general tend to go down the path of cultiness.
They really do.
They do.
Even jobs can go down the path of cultiness.
Alex Jones back in 2000, I think the year 2000 broke into Bohemian Grove during this
whole thing and he blew the lid off the entire thing.
He actually has a video of the ritual.
He has a video of the entire ritual and he has video of fucking political figures coming
out to the VMB and like, hey, big boy, come over here.
I'll show you something like grabbing his ass and shit.
It's fucking wild.
It's just an excuse to be gay.
Also the burning of the energy that's captured on film.
All them screaming at the end and shit.
It's fucking crazy.
This is Alex Jones.
He was already like a, don't get me wrong, he pretty much had the status he has today
of this reporter that just fucking just said bat shit crazy shit most of the time.
This was one of those things that everybody just sort of looked at and they're like, all
right, he might be crazy 90% of the time, but this dude kind of has a point right here.
It's the thing he's right about.
This is kind of nuts that he just snuck in here and there are prominent people that admit
that they are at this thing and they don't allow cameras and shit on it and they're all
there.
Sure, it could be just some weird culty country club madness of a bunch of fucking angry old
white people just playing golf and doing crazy shit just because they've done it for years.
But at the end of the day, that is a lot of really powerful people to gather into one
place.
Sure, they might not say that they don't do business there, but they have to.
After all, we know they could be playing poker games over a bill like, all right, well, I'll
rule this way on this fucking bill if you win this hand and you'll give me $7 million
if I win it.
There's no way to tell that that shit doesn't go on.
There's no cameras in there.
Nobody knows.
I will say that everybody has their certain things, desires that they can't act on because
it's not socially acceptable.
Or it might not be acceptable with your family or how you want to present yourself.
Everybody has things that they like, but powerful people don't really care.
They don't know anything.
They go out of their way to cause themselves risk because it's the only thrill they can
get.
You'll see that not fairly often, but in rarities of people that are in power and they fucking
throw everything away because they're pedophiles or some shit.
It's the only thing they can do that's taboo.
Slightly off topic, but I'd still say on topic.
On the topic of these inhibitions that people have that they shouldn't act on, there's a
not radical, but more hardcore version of Christianity where people realize that they
have every single seven deadly sin inside them and they have to overcome each one to
gain more enlightenment.
Everybody knows or if you don't know the seven deadly sins are wrath, sloth, lust, gluttony,
greed and pride.
You have to overcome each... No, there's one more.
Wasn't there?
Weed.
Envy.
Weed marijuana.
Envy.
Married Jane if you will.
That's pretty good.
You get a good memory if you can rattle those all off too.
I truly feel that we all have those, but every single person has one specific one that is
their biggest one.
Is mine weed?
Yours is weed.
I think yours might be weed.
Because I feel that everybody has to overcome their own seven deadly sins to gain more...
Are you sure there's not eight and alcohols in there too?
Because I think alcohol is my eighth deadly sin.
That can be actually considered under gluttony, excess of food or drink.
What about weed then?
Was weed considered?
We would be gluttony too because... Weed would be weed.
We'd be sloth.
The seventh deadly sin.
No, because it would be sloth because...
Gluttony usually pertains to food, not drugs.
Because gluttony isn't just food, it's excess.
That's what the actual definition of gluttony is.
What are drugs then?
Do Christians believe that people can do drugs?
Grill them.
Grill them?
I just said, no.
I want him to grill you about Christianity.
I want to hear what you have to say.
There's a message in the Bible where it says, in the future, men will worship plants more
than they worship me.
Most drugs are plants that they do.
They said that the plants will overtake people.
I feel like if you wanted to go on a more realistic take of that and be like, we're
going through climate change and shit, and we kind of do worship plants at this point
more than we do him.
At least the people who know what the fuck's going on because if we don't get a lid on
this shit, our planet's going to put soon.
I know we're fucking spiraling different topics here, but...
I know we are.
It's more... People are like, it's global warming.
It's just like, actually it's not.
It's called global weirding because you have things like... New York gets hurricanes
now.
Welcome to the chat, Donald.
We never had hurricanes for hundreds of years, and we're getting like... You remember Hurricane
Irene when it came through.
Shit like that didn't happen.
I do.
Obama was president.
Obama.
That's when Irene came through my hometown.
Obama.
Great.
Good Obama.
Come on.
Okay.
So we're... But if you actually look at it, Europe is getting colder.
The northern parts of Europe are getting way colder, and if you actually look at it, I
don't think it's technically global warming.
I think it's... Every weather that you have is going to be worse.
The hot is going to be hotter.
The cold is going to be colder.
If you actually look at it, our summers have been like 100 degrees here, but our winters
have been fucking bitter.
They've been bitter cold.
I feel like if that were true though, it would come down to where the equator rests at.
That's where I'm getting at.
You see where your poles are cold as shit, and your equator's hot as fuck.
So that's where I'm getting with this actually, because the equator is getting so much hotter,
but the further that you go up, there's a cutoff, and we're right around the cutoff
where it gets colder and it gets hotter, so we get way hotter and way colder in the same
thing.
Do Christians believe in global warming?
It's not a fucking religious thing.
I feel like they have to have a stance on it though.
But global warming is science, and Christians usually reject science.
Yeah, they fucking hate that shit.
They hate that shit.
They hate science.
They're like Nicholas Comedicus.
You want me to strap the fucking boxing gloves on you now?
Galileo comes to the Christians, and he's like, I found the stars, and here they are,
and they're like... He's like, the earth revolves around the sun.
He's like, and here's proof of it.
Here's proof that the earth revolves around the sun.
And that's what the Christians did.
They're like, no, no, that didn't happen.
Let me talk.
You're excommunicated.
Let me talk.
Excommunicated.
Also, there's a punching bag there if you need it.
Great practice, by the way.
I have something to say on this, but... I mean, no, no, Dave.
I'm just trying to get him...
You haven't talked in a while.
Yeah, I'll let you talk.
I'm trying to get him riled up.
I'll shut the fuck up too.
So that's human nature.
The guy who figured out that you have to wash your hands to prevent the spread of germs,
they literally locked him up in a mental institution for it because they thought he was crazy.
And the guy literally died from an infection...
Because he wasn't able to wash his hands?
In a mental institution.
Yeah.
So I mean, just anything that's out of the ordinary, that's what humans do.
It's just heresy.
So it's not really even just religious...
I was going to say, I guess he can't put that much fault on the church for that.
I can.
I mean, sure.
But...
Back in the day, you absolutely could.
But nowadays, it's the fucking government.
Let me say one more thing.
Same thing.
The bubonic plague.
So they think that why that happened is because the Catholic Church put out an order to kill
cats because they were associated with witches.
And once they started killing the cats, the rodent population went up.
And we all know that the bubonic plague came from the fleas on the rats.
So yeah, that's what they do.
So I think that...
It was to say the bubonic grove.
The bubonic grove.
The Bohemian grove is any different.
So I feel, and this is just my beliefs in Christianity, that science is the framework
of God because everything has its own rules and everything has its own makeup of everything.
And I think that God works through science.
I think science is the rules that God set out for us because people are like, oh, we
came up with this.
It's just like, no, science has always been a thing, but it's just the framework of how
God works.
I agree with that.
And Michio Kaku, you know who he is?
I haven't heard of him, no.
He's like that Asian scientist.
Yeah, dude.
He's like the Neil deGrasse Tyson of Asians.
Yeah.
He's legit.
He's that dude.
I like what he said.
He's that dude.
He said, God is a mathematician.
And if you think about it, all the things that are really incredible in life, it always
has to do with numbers.
It's like you see somebody performing an Olympic sport and they do something incredible.
But there's always numbers attached to it.
It's so amazing because the math, your brain does the math, right?
And it's like that was like impossible.
Mathematically, the margins for that to occur, right?
You see like a gymnast do something.
And you're like, that's crazy.
It's amazing.
You're talking about like Olympic world records.
Like the people that do like 16 core-screws in the air.
Things that really amaze us.
It always comes down to math because the math is just...
Like it comes down to like physics and math and science.
But like when somebody jumps up in the air, does like 16 core-screws, does a flip and
then lands it, like that's not supposed to be able to fucking happen.
Exactly.
What are the chances that could happen once and they do it all the time?
Yeah.
But like when you compare that shit to like, I don't know, like social shit.
Like what?
I don't know.
Like what I'm saying is like, if you have somebody that's like an amazing philosopher
or something, you're never going to be able to tell if they're like a good philosopher
because like you have numbers to back everything.
You have shit that can back someone.
Tyler, you are like single-handedly destroying every talking point I have because I don't
know what the fuck I'm saying because all I hear is...
I don't even remember what I was talking about.
Casey, what's your next topic?
I don't want to hear it because I'm done.
That's it.
You're done?
I don't know what I was talking about.
So you were saying...
Okay.
Social math.
We're amazed by the mathematics of things.
And you said if somebody's a philosopher, you'd never really know something.
Well, I mean, I guess it's like, it's weird because like when it becomes, when it comes
to sports, you can gauge how good someone is at that based off of numbers.
The metrics.
Yeah.
But like you never have any idea.
And it comes to pretty much anything that doesn't have numbers to back it up.
Like for example, politics.
You can gauge like...
That's why there's not like, I mean, I'm sure there probably isn't like some fucking shithole
fucking bookie line, but like...
There's not like fucking, you're not betting over there on like fucking like...
I mean, I'm sure there is a market for that.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm sure people do like fucking bet on elections and shit, but like it's weird because like
when it comes to elections and like how well somebody is like, I mean, so how good somebody
is like convincing someone of another thing.
Are you okay?
Is Tyler okay?
No, he's not.
But that's baseline.
I'm going way back again.
So now even though you're not...
I still don't know what the fuck I'm thinking about because all I hear is you over there.
So I'm losing my train of thought.
All right.
So the...
You're saying it's hard to gauge other things on metrics.
I'm just saying...
It's easy to gauge sports and stuff like that.
Yeah, you can say like this dude is the best in the world at this task.
But you can't do that shit with like more complex shit when it comes to like, for example,
politics.
Certain things, I think in this day and age, everybody wants something to be either all
good or all bad.
And they're not willing to accept that some things, not just some things, but most things,
they have good qualities and bad qualities.
I have good qualities.
I have bad qualities.
Ali Mack, you have good qualities.
You have bad qualities.
I don't know what they are.
I don't know.
You have good qualities and bad qualities in case you have good qualities and bad qualities.
Everything has good qualities and bad qualities.
But we live in a world where everybody wants...
They want things to be either good or bad.
It's either black or white.
And it's just, that's not the case.
You know?
I hope you're not fucking me to drink that.
I'm full, whole, hardly expecting you to drink that.
Okay, you drink it.
No, drink it.
I gotta drive.
I'm DS.
Why did you pour that then?
What do you mean?
Why would you do that?
I never said I wanted another shot.
Yeah, but I poured one for you.
We're arguing about alcohol right now.
What?
Yeah, no, we are.
I'm just letting the listeners know what's going on.
Yeah, yeah.
So, so audience, so here's the deal.
Ali Mack poured me a shot of alcohol.
I'm a self-admitted, like, on, off alcoholic.
But anyways, but are you, are you actually?
Yes.
Not, not.
There was a point where you had a problem.
So if I had to say right now, like, if this was an on or an off stage, I'd say I'm in
an off.
Like I know I have a responsible way.
Yeah, no, no, but like I feel like I have like a responsible way to get home.
I'm going to be able to go about my day tomorrow and not worry about this.
Like if I have work early in the morning, I'm not drinking.
Like if I am, it'll be because like my roommate harassed me to like drink a beer with him
and I'll be like, all right, whatever.
Good old buddy.
I love him.
Exactly.
Like I'm like, I'm going to drink.
He really is like I'll drink a brew with my roommate before he goes to bed.
I'm going to wake up.
I'm not going to be home over.
But there was a long period in my life where I was dealing with a whole, whole bunch of
psychological shit.
And instead of going to a doctor and getting it medicated like I should have, I was just
coping with it with alcohol.
And that's a terrible thing to do.
Oh shit.
Don't leave me out of this toast.
I didn't realize you were in there shit.
Can we all get it at once?
Yeah.
We keep missing this.
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
All right.
So no, we got to clink them all at the same time.
One, two, three.
But.
Fucking.
So I mean, alcohol is a phenomenal drug.
I got a blood draw the other day.
Alcohol really is because alcohol is something that like I'll say that like now that like
I'm truly going sober and I'm not going to go like too deep into my personal life.
But like I feel like it's like it's so hard to tell at this point in my life whether it's
like, all right, let's get into it.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's.
No, no, no, no, no.
We got no, we're not going to get super into it.
I'm not going to like give anything away that I don't fucking want to.
But like when it comes to when it comes to getting over alcoholism.
So I was I'll self admit, I was a fucking alcoholic for like the past three years until
maybe the last, I'd say about six months.
It's not like I have a fucking date that like I quit drinking.
I just learned how to not like get like hammered beyond belief, like piss myself drunk kind
of deal.
Yeah.
Tyler, please, every time I speak, just don't just don't do it.
Please.
I don't want to be able to like understand what I'm saying.
But fuck the sea.
Like I can't even fucking remember what I was going to say now.
So for three years, for three years.
All right.
So yeah.
So for three years, I was a fucking I was an alcoholic.
I was going through a fucking shitty time in my life and I was like, all right, whatever
did work contribute to this?
Absolutely.
Work definitely contributed to it.
But there was other factors like my I would say my last relationship was pretty traumatic
to me.
And it's since been gotten over.
It's since been gotten over.
But like there's been a lot of stuff that's happened in my personal life, like like family,
friends and shit to like stuff I'm not willing to disclose.
But there was there was there was a ton of factors behind everything.
But alcohol is a drug that you sort of slip into.
And you never realize that it becomes a coping mechanism until it is like you think it's
just like you're having fun with your buddies and you think it's just your roommates having
fun and you're all doing it until you realize that you're the only one that was running
from something.
Yeah.
And that shit's kind of kind of scary because like I certainly thought I was being responsible
when I was drinking.
It's just like I did it.
And then after a certain point, you wake up at some point and like you work like five
straight days in a row and you're like, shit, I kind of want to fucking drink and not drink
because like I want to have a good time.
But like I need a drink because I need a fucking drink.
Yeah.
And that's scary when that hits you.
Because like when it did for me, I was like, I need to get this show on a handle.
And I did the same thing I do now where it was essentially like, all right, I'm going
to like allow myself the social opportunities where like if I'm going out with friends,
I'm going to have a good time with them.
Like I'm going to get buzzed, but I'm going to make sure that when I drive home, I'm going
to be completely responsible, like absolutely positive that when I drive home, if a cop
were to pull me over and I went under a breathalyzer, I'd be blowing the legal limit like that
kind of deal.
And then you have your nights where like, for example, tonight for me, I know I have
a ride home tonight.
So like, sure, I'm going to let myself get drunk.
I'm certainly not going to let myself get drunk to the point where I'm just like fucking
losing my shit, which is where I used to go.
Like I don't do alcohol poisoning anymore.
I'll I'll get drunk, like to the point where I can have fun and I can spill more than I
probably otherwise would have towards this podcast.
But like you learn moderation.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know.
Alcohol is a fuck drug to get on because like alcohol is the one that sneaks up on you.
Everybody drinks for the most part once they're over 21.
Sure.
And it's just like you never really think about it because you're just like, if you
drink a lot or like you have a couple drinking events in a row, like a couple drinking days
in a row and you just find yourself drinking a week in a row, which I think is like essentially
what caused the bout that I had when I moved into my new place because I was just under
extreme stress.
All we did was like, let's celebrate.
We're all here.
Yeah.
And it seems so innocent at the time.
Yeah.
And then it's just it's a good painkiller.
It is phenomenal.
Both physical and mentally.
Yeah.
And if you don't realize that that's what you're using it for and you think it's just
it's just something you're ingesting and you don't you don't realize what's actually going
on, you use it as a social tool.
That's the thing is you use it as a social tool.
But the thing is, is that you use it so frequently that you don't realize that it's also been
helping you with other shit until after you stop doing it.
And that's when it becomes very apparent that like shit, even though I didn't realize it,
I've been drinking a shit load because it's helped me with my social problems.
It's helped me deal with life.
And in my case, I'll fully admit, I think that and it's sad because I'm not trying to
advocate for anyone to like begin drinking.
But like alcohol got me over my first breakup because I'm not going to go in depth with
the relationship I had because God forbid if we ever did get big on this shit, I would
never want her to feel neglectful of herself because she was an amazing human being, but
she had a lot of mental illness.
And it was unfortunately a situation where it was like I broke up with her and I was
I cared so much for that.
Like I didn't want to like I don't want to hurt her.
So I did over the phone when I broke up with her.
And that was bad because I tried it once before in person and it didn't work out.
And then because just because I felt so bad about what happened.
And then I went over the phone to end it.
And it's like the real reason that I did that was because like I was too much of a pussy.
Then afterwards, like you start you start drinking.
Not that like this there was a good four month period in between.
And I didn't realize that I had that hole in me until after I was drinking.
Like you don't realize what's traumatizing you.
Like I just thought I was feeling down because I'm like, oh, I got over a breakup.
But then I felt like I was good.
And I felt like I got over it.
You start drinking that when you're like.
You don't know what issues are passing you by, like what psychologically is going on
with you, because I was just working and drinking.
Those are the only two things I did.
I came home from work.
I would pound liquor with my roommates because that's what they did.
And they were mentally healthy.
And I thought I was because you're not going to know that like you're going through shit
until after it becomes apparent when you're drinking alcohol, because you just think you're
fucking in the clear.
Yeah.
You know, that's that's a big reason why like the last like four years I've taken an easier
an easier job, a laid back job, you know, the places I work.
Yeah.
Right.
The reason is, is because I foresaw I'm like, oh, if I go down this path, I'm I'm going
to have to be on some sort of drugs.
I'm going to take drugs, do drugs, something to overcome the pain.
And I don't want to go down that path.
That's so respectful, because I'm not going to I'm not going to sugarcoat this here.
Before I knew who you were, the way you were described to me was the dude who got his degree,
but never became a paramedic or like he got a certification.
He never became a paramedic.
And the thing that would also be thrown around with that.
And I wish I could give you names of the people that said this, but it was like before I knew
you and what was going on, it was just like he's the dude who is a certified paramedic,
but like he's not online anywhere.
Like he doesn't practice as that.
I was like, I I get that.
Like I always understood that.
It was like, you know, I still feel that, like to my core where I'm just like, do I
really want to go through with this?
Well, because it's an emotional burden, especially if it's something that you are preparing to
be a career.
You need to deal with that shit for a good 30, 40, possibly 50 years of wages.
Don't make it.
People don't make it.
And so many people, the burnout rate is so high.
So like, while we, while some people might judge you for that shit, I think it's a smart
decision.
Well, like if this is something I realized on my remote internship, OK, sitting in the
back of the ambulance, praying not to get a call, right?
You should not feel that way.
I was just like, I do not.
I do not want to get a call or a bad call and just having a pit in my stomach.
And I'm like, I'm going to have to be on drugs if I'm going to do this.
Like this is and that's what people do.
People become alcoholics.
They they rely on things.
We know people that have died because of this job and the drug abuse that comes with it.
And I just said, well, if a job is going to rob me of my mental and physical health and
you're not even getting paid good for it, you're not being compensated for.
It's not a job nearly to the degree that you should be.
We should be making I'm not saying six figures, but you should be making damn near fucking
close to it.
Absolutely.
If not over, because absolutely it's different than a hospital in a hospital.
You have a controlled setting.
Not only that, you should have if you want time off, you get as much time off as you
want.
And in the hospital, I was fucking going as crazy as you were, like dreading every moment
that I had to go into work.
Yeah, when it's when it's like when the stress level becomes too high and the understaffing
becomes too high that you're like you're responsible for more than anyone could be.
Yeah, that's so off topic here.
I just broke my finger.
Oh, there you go.
Did you actually first injury on the podcast?
It's good and my fingers broken.
So that's cool.
Damn, it's fucking dope.
Well, I just want to say one thing, because I do want to ask you about that.
But like so at our mutual employer, the first time I felt the feeling that like you two
are talking about for a long time, I felt was when I came into work and our boss, the
one and only that we know, fucking told me that I was training two people on one day.
And one of them had like somewhat EMS experience, but the other one, not really.
So and it was really fucking and neither of them were comfortable with driving an ambulance.
So I had to drive to calls too.
And being put in that spot was just like in at Mohawk, I was so carefree and so burnout.
I would have just let it happen and I wouldn't have given a fuck.
But like, I feel like I kind of have like a higher give a fuck now.
We're going to have to bleep.
But anyways, it's just but I don't know that that shit.
So this is this one thrown into that spot where it's just like we have so many people
that like don't even want to fucking like try to.
We're in a growing field at the same time.
It's a dying field to like the wages aren't there.
Like the stress level and like risk for like so many mental disorders, many of which, which
I'm not going to talk about here because it's too personal, but like I'm developing many
like literally in the past two weeks, I've been diagnosed with two more that I thought
that I'd never have in my life.
And it's just like, yeah, if I chose a better career path, I don't think I'd be going through
this shit.
And I got I have nothing to show for it.
Just for me.
What skill do I have if I get bounced out of my it?
Well, like seriously, I don't have a degree.
I have some college experience.
I'm going to be like a fucking 18 year old that would get hired off the street at any
other job except the fact that I'm slightly older and I might be hired off of that alone.
I'm going to say one thing about this and then Tyler looks like he's he wants to say
something.
So our brains, we are we're chemical computers.
OK.
And I believe that our brains are doing math all the time.
Right.
To based on past experience to predict outcome.
Oh, yeah.
So your brain is taking into account all the signals it's getting from your nervous system,
your back pain.
It's taking into account pain from all over your body, your mental and physical fatigue,
right?
Energy levels.
It's taking into account everything.
And it's trying to predict what it's going to do in the future to make sure that your
organism survives.
OK.
So if you have a job that is killing your back and you're not being compensated well
for it, your brain is is predicting the future and it's based on what it's seeing around
it.
And I think that when we go to sleep and when we we dream, right, when we we're not using
our frontal lobe, you know, for other things, I think that the brain is using that extra
brain power to calculate.
And I think that's why we have dreams.
It's not that our dreams are trying to tell us something right.
Like I've been having this recurring dream about a dirty river, right.
And a dirty river is like somewhere you should never be somewhere.
You don't belong.
You shouldn't be there.
It's not that my brain is presenting, trying to tell me something.
It's that it's calculating.
And while it's reaching into those parts of the brain to make calculations, it's it's
bringing up old memories that I've had that where I've also had those feelings.
Right.
So I don't think it's necessarily that, you know, the universe is trying to tell you something.
Your brain is trying to make predictions.
So as it's accessing these different these different parts of your brain, it's going
to bring up images where you felt that way in the past.
So you know, I think while we sleep, the brain is calculating what it's going to do tomorrow,
you know, based on what I learned today, how am I going to respond tomorrow?
And if you're in a situation where things are getting worse, things aren't getting better,
there's no more reward for you.
It's going to modulate your neurotransmitter.
So you don't keep doing that thing that you're doing.
Sorry, I just I don't know where I've been so focused, like on just taking what you've
been saying that serious and I have been.
Yeah.
But I just noticed your teddy bear ear.
And what you were saying just became so hard to listen to without laughing.
I'm over it now.
I'll be able to.
I'm sorry.
You know what I mean?
Like it's not going to keep giving you the dopamine.
Yeah, it's telling you.
To keep pushing forward to something that's not going to that's going to kill you.
Yeah.
So a lot of people are trying to give you advice almost.
Yeah.
Well, it's it's saying, no, you're not doing that.
And then it'll shut off the serotonin.
Exactly.
Shuts off the dopamine.
You go on antidepressants.
Right.
And I think a lot of people here are on antidepressants.
Not me.
He's like super anti-med, but you know, fuck yeah.
Because the body's like, we're not getting a reward out of this and we have to tell him
to stop pushing forward.
And it shuts that off.
I think the people that like stick in these careers, though, are those that like didn't
really have a reward to begin with either that or once they finished like the end of
their developmental cycle, like when they were kids.
Like I feel like right when I reached like the cusp of getting over maturity was kind
of like for reasons out of my control became a period of my life where I like I kind of
just wasn't having a good time.
So like getting into a career where you're just not having a good time at baseline.
But at the same time, you have people that are like thanking you for what you do.
Occasionally, it just it kind of makes it worth it.
Like I feel like you see like you do see an EMS, you see the same personality types come
in and out.
You see those super hopeful starry eyed kids come in.
I'm going to save lives.
One in every five makes it because one in every five kids was just fucking hiding some
like dark shit that they had in their past.
Everybody who's had like a bright and like upbeat childhood where nothing ever went wrong,
they don't make it.
It's the people who have like had a shitty childhood that like make it any mess because
it's like I.
How worse can it get?
Exactly.
Like that's the mentality.
But like seriously, I feel like every single person, whether it have been a relationship,
death of a family member, death of a close friend, like something way more fucked up,
like pedophilia, like fucking like there's no end to it.
But like you ask anybody in EMS, there's a fucking problem.
So and it's like it's like every single person that's I should say sticks with it.
You see a whole bunch of hopeful eyes.
Like I said, come in and just act like everything's going to be OK.
And it sucks.
But yeah, those are cheesy bread, bro.
Good.
But so this is this is the type of thing that I was actually trying to get into.
I just couldn't find a good segue.
This actually is.
First off, I'm going to say just building on what you guys said, I knew I was getting
burned out when literally every trainee that I would get, I'd be like, don't do this job.
I'd be like, don't.
Like when you get in there like, oh, hey, do you like I'm like, oh, you get a read on
what type of people can do it.
Yeah.
But I'm like, don't do this.
Like, like, don't.
And there's there's the one that will slip you every once in a while.
Yeah.
Like most people, you know.
But I would look at people and be like, don't do this job.
It's not for you.
Like, get out while you can.
Like I knew I was getting burned out when I was telling people who are brand new to
this being like, don't do it.
It's my dream.
Like, don't.
Like, this is a nightmare.
This isn't a dream.
Like, but to to to go into my segue, dead eyes is what I was trying to talk about.
We all have them.
Every single one of us in this room have them right now.
Like we when you show when you start EMS, you you're you're a normal person.
You're a standard person.
But when you work in it for long enough and you're around death so much, soldiers called
killer eyes, but we didn't we didn't we don't kill people, but we still have the same eyes.
So I just call them death eyes.
I think when you're surrounded by death and when you're surrounded by so much awful, awful
shit, your eyes change.
Like I look at myself in the mirror and I'm like, I don't have the same eyes I did when
I was when I first started.
Like these are completely different.
But like that's a thing.
When we look at each other, you can tell you can tell who was who's been in the shit because
you can look at someone's eyes and be like, you've seen the shit that I've seen type shit.
And I think that there's it's a weird kinship of trauma almost for sure, because like we
can like look at each other and we can see in our eyes like I see you've you've seen
shit you can tell that I've seen shit because just looking at each other's eyes like where
it's like I've seen that like you've seen that shit.
Absolutely.
So it's like it's fucking crazy because these new kids that they come in, they don't got
that they don't got that look.
But when you look at it as a as a person who's been in it for a while or you've been to or
you're in an agency where everybody's been there for a while, everybody's got the same
eyes.
Yeah, everybody's got and like, I knew you guys would get it because
that you
Yeah, you know, an interesting thing I am.
So I was going to let my card lapse.
I'm the last research cycle.
Right.
I was like, it's you know, it's time to move on.
I'm 32 years old now.
Okay, it's time to stop playing on the boo boo bus.
Yeah, and it's you know, time to move on to something else.
But as it got closer to when my card was going to lapse, like there's a period of time, you
know, when you put in your set recertification stuff.
And if you don't get it in a time, it collapses.
I got I actually got depressed over it.
And it was very emotional.
I just felt like I wasn't going to be a part of something anymore.
Yeah, it's a brotherhood.
And I'm like, this is working on working on the ambulance.
Like that's really what you're so upset about right now.
It was such a feeling of emptiness.
I was just like, I actually have to recertify because this is like painful.
Yeah.
And it's it's almost in a way a sort of addiction.
It's an addiction to trauma that we have.
Yeah.
It's like the trauma, trauma, like we're like just an addiction to pain.
Yeah.
It's like an opioid.
Like we because we're there and it's like a fucking it's a hit of adrenaline every single
time, every single fucking time that you're like you get that hit of adrenaline and you're
fucking you're good.
But you sit around for a while and you're like, when's the next big one coming?
Like when's the next big one?
It is it is like the like you dread it.
But you also deep down addicted to it.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a drug.
It's literally like a fucking drug.
Definitely.
Because you're addicted to the pain.
Yeah.
So how do you go back to working like I was saying, like at a place like Lowe's?
Yeah.
Like anywhere else, like after you've worked a job like this, it's it's it's I get it.
And like I don't want to compare ourselves to the military because we don't for sure.
But like, you know, in a certain way, it's like the soldiers that are like, all I know
is war.
Like all I know is like war.
I can't go back to normal society.
I feel like that's how we feel with that shit.
Like it's like all I know is this.
Very relatable.
Yeah.
Very relatable.
And like that's I feel like on a certain level, we have a kinship with with soldiers like
that because we're like we're like we have a feeling of being like, OK, I know the people
that I'm going to be working with have been to the same shit that I have.
And like when like did you get to the point because I got I definitely got to the point
like did you ever get to the point where you were looking at people's problems like just
normal people's problems being like, what the fuck are you complaining about?
Absolutely.
Like like because I would be like angry and like that's another thing that I realized
that I was like getting like too deep in because I'd like look at people's problems that are
like having like actual like problems.
I'm like, what the fuck are you complaining about?
Like what do you what do you what are you so upset about right now?
Like you have no right to be upset.
Like and I'm like I get everybody else's everybody's worst problems of their own.
But when I'm doing that shit, I'm like like when like like your girlfriend's like talking
to you or something being like, oh, this this happened.
I'm like, why are you so upset about that?
I mean, yeah, my girlfriend used to come home and tell me stories about work.
Yeah.
And it's like, dude, I just after what I just went through last night, I can't I can't.
This isn't even real.
And you feel like a dick for it too.
Exactly.
Because like you're like you're like, I want to be there for them.
But in here, it's like, I can't I can't fake it.
I can't fake it right now.
Like, especially if it's like a been a really shit day, like you get like a bad trauma or
like a arrest that you get like fucked up about.
And like there's like, yeah, Tiffany at the office today was being a dick today.
And I'm like, I don't fucking care.
Yeah.
And like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm not trying to be a dick right now, but I don't give a
shit.
Yeah.
But like, it's like, and like people are like, like, I have nightmares almost every night.
Do you?
Like, not every night, but like relative, I get it at least once a week.
And like about what?
What's the context?
All different types of things.
But they always have to do with like death or like something along those lines.
And it's not me dying.
It's always just like death in general, like the like the force of death.
Like I used to have this reoccurring one when I was back at the old company where I'd be
sleeping and I'd wake up in a cemetery.
And it was scary because every single time that I lost somebody, there's a new grave
in the graveyard.
Geez.
And then I would just see like heads popping out of the things being less like you could
have done more.
Like you know, you know, every single time where you're like, I fucking could have done
this type thing.
But it was just like that.
And it was like my fuck.
It was like haunting me almost.
So it was like, it was like I was being haunted by all these people in a, in a non supernatural
way, but like in like a more like mental way, I was being haunted by this shit.
Now let me mention something on that.
I, I thought that because of EMS that I could handle death.
Like, oh, this is no problem.
Right.
And then have we talked about the one job I had for like a hot minute doing the organ
procurement?
I think so.
Yeah.
I don't know if we talked about that on the podcast.
I know we talked about it like in other things, but like, yeah, we can, we can talk about
it.
So not, not to get off on EMS too much, but there's something about EMS that's almost
spiritual.
Almost.
Yeah.
Right.
It's, it feels like a good thing to be a part of, right.
It brings you a sense of pride.
Yeah.
And it's like, you know, when we go to things that are associated with death on calls, it's,
it's almost like they're freshly dead, like most of the time.
Yeah.
And it's, it's not all that morbid, at least not to us, you know, anymore.
I can, part of the job.
It's part of the job.
I can go out, like I can have an arrest and I can go to fucking eat a fucking like French
fry or like whatever.
So I was looking for a way to get out of EMS, right.
Or at least to get a different job a couple of years ago.
So I looked on indeed, right.
And there's this job posting for a member of the organ procurement team, right.
So I'm like, Oh, that'd be really cool.
You know, to be part of like, you know, the person that goes in to take the organs from
the person for organ donation.
I remember you talking about this on the ambulance sessions.
Oh, did I talk about it?
Yeah.
Or maybe, yeah, I think I definitely heard about this before.
Was it the first podcast?
Maybe?
Yeah.
Did I talk about it?
No, no, no.
The first was years ago.
Oh, okay.
So anyway, I took this job.
I thought it sounded really clinical, really cool.
And so your first couple of cases, you're just watching, right.
And you're on call.
So they say, Hey, you've got 30 minutes to get to such and such hospital.
Well, actually, first you go to the to the place where they have all the equipment and
then you leave in a van to go to that hospital.
It could be like in, you know, southern Vermont or it could be, you know, in Albany, wherever.
So I'm like, Oh, this is great.
Like an on call, like clinical job.
This is really sweet.
So the very first case that I went to, I'm sorry.
Teddy bear years.
It was like, I'm like, this is like actual serious shit.
I'm like the teddy bear years.
I just exactly where it came in was when it was like serious.
I was like, fuck.
So it was like this, maybe a 65 year old guy and what they do is they bring them into an
operating room and this is all like, you have to scrub in because you can't contaminate
the organs.
Just like, it's just like you scrubbing, just like surgery.
So it was like the 60 year old guy, a beard, beer belly.
He had like four by fours over his eyes, like taped over his eyes.
Right.
So the way this organ procurement works is you get paid by the organ that you pull.
So it is fucked up.
That's fucked up.
Very fucked up.
So man, I, so I had to watch from a distance because I wasn't certified yet.
Right.
And I watched these people literally break down this guy's legs.
They take the bones in his legs.
They take the sap in his veins.
They take the iliac crest.
And it was just like, it reminded me of vultures over, over, you know, in the road picking
at roadkill.
Right.
And they're just all hunched over trying to like cut out the sap in his vein.
And I'm just like, this is fucking horrific.
The lady literally, they, they bag and tag the bones, right.
And put them in a cooler handed me this guy's femur.
Okay.
How heavy was the femur?
I always feel like they're relatively heavy.
I would say like 10, five pounds compared to my cat.
I was going to say, it probably have to be less than that.
My cat's about 10 pounds.
I would say it was about six pounds.
Interesting.
Really?
Six pounds?
I figured it would almost be lighter.
No, it's a thick bone.
It's a thick bone.
Six pounds handed me this femur and said, put it in the cooler.
Right.
Had a plastic, they put it in plastic bag, put a tag on it.
And you got to think you got the bright lights of the operating room, right?
Human giblets all over the floor now.
And it was just setting in that this was a person that was alive 12 hours ago.
This guy had a favorite food.
He had a favorite band, you know, had a favorite.
How old were they?
He was like 65.
All right.
And it, for some reason I had this thought that the government can tell you what you
can and can do with your body.
And here is, this is how we all end right here.
What place does the government have to tell you what you can do with your body?
You know what I mean?
As far as like drugs and stuff like that.
I thought you had to sign up to be an organ donor to do that shit though.
I mean you do, but after hearing this shit, I might revoke that.
It's, it wasn't a good feeling.
Like I was saying, EMS has this good feeling about it that people get addicted to.
Yeah.
Something spiritual about it.
Right?
There's something, you know, you're doing something good, but this, it was such a sad
feeling that when I went home, but first of all,
Well, you got to think though, like those bones and
It's still
Those
It's fucked up though.
It's fucked up.
But I mean, I mean, it's fucked up to facilitate other people who otherwise would be on that
fucking operating table are living their full lives.
Like I guess that's the way I see it.
But from the back end of that.
Yeah.
People have to deal with it.
It's kind of fucked up.
You're seeing a lot of shitty stuff.
There are massive corporations that are involved in this.
This stuff doesn't just go to like
A screen of chrome.
We'll talk about that.
This stuff, these organs, they don't just go to like some local, like kind of like Red
Cross organization that disperses them as needed and stuff like that.
They
Each one of those have a person that that's going to almost immediately.
Right?
Sometimes it's kind of the stuff that we were dealing with.
This wasn't like, like
Hearts and shit.
It was, but only for certain things.
So this they could be dead a little longer.
Right?
So it's not where they have to keep them alive on life support and they're taking them out
as the person's living.
And then they, you know, pull the plug on everything.
And like this person could have been dead for, you know, up to 12 hours and you can
still get, it's like the secondary organ procurement team.
Okay.
So we go and get them from the morgue, you know?
So yeah, where was I going with that?
What was I talking about before this?
It was just how, how fucked up.
Oh yeah.
How, you know, EMS is very spiritual.
This had a feeling that I carried with me.
Like I went home, went to bed, took a shower, went to bed and my girlfriend woke me up
in the morning and I instantly started crying because of what I saw.
It was almost like fucking zombies ripping apart like a, like a body.
Well, it was horrific.
And I was just, I thought I could handle it because I'm like, Oh, I've seen things.
I pulled bodies out of rivers.
They are basically half decapitated.
Like I can handle this.
I could not handle it.
This was a different level.
She's like, Oh my God, what's wrong?
I've never seen you cry like this.
Right?
And I'm like, this is just fucking horrific.
What I saw, this is horrific.
So I was taking a shower and as I'm touching my body, it felt just like the body that I
had to touch.
Right?
And I was making bacon in the morning and I'm taking the cold meat and putting it in
the, it felt just like the body dude.
And like just, I remember washing my heel and I'm like, Oh dude, it feels like that
guy's fucking foot, you know?
And it's, it's, I had this somber feeling that was following me and it just felt like
for two weeks.
I'm like, I am part of something so filthy that I have to get away from this.
I got you.
It just felt so dirty and so wrong that I just couldn't, I felt like death was just
over my shoulder, dude.
I okay.
Oh God.
That's a freaky statement.
I was out on runs.
I know exactly what that feels like.
I was out on runs.
Like when it usually it's a normal, beautiful day, you're happy.
You just feel like there's a presence with you.
And it felt like watching a sad lifetime movie, dude.
I'm like, yo, this is bad.
Do you ever get that?
I quit.
I, you ever get that thing?
Like I'm sure we've all been on like the like trauma calls that were like really bad and
you get back and like one of those calls, like for whatever reason you didn't wear gloves
on and you fucking get back and you gotta wash the blood from that person off your hands.
I never did that.
I'll say I pretty much wore gloves every time I toss them.
I like, there's this like a couple of times where like, like my gloves fell off or something
and I didn't have like a spare pair.
I had a million spares on me at all times.
So I was, I never would touch someone without them.
That's just me though.
So I was washing the blood off my hands and I knew I got it off, but I just, I kept washing
till my hands like were raw.
Like cause I was just like, like my brain was saying that my hands aren't going to be clean
and I kept washing them and I was washing my hands for like 15 minutes straight.
Just being like, my hands aren't clean from this.
And I would, I'm like fucking for days on end, I would still think that I had blood
on my hands type thing.
Like that was like one of my first like really bad ones that like I, for whatever reason,
I just didn't have my gloves on.
And I was just like every day I'd look down and like, this is almost like a psychosis
thing, but like I would still see that I had blood on my hands from that.
And like, it was like these stains won't wash out.
And like even now to this day, I can still feel almost like I have the stains on my hands
from that.
You know, this goes back to that thing I was talking about with the brain calculating and
predicting based on past events, what it's going to do in the future.
See we don't realize how being exposed to traumas like that affects us, but in the background,
this is my personal thought.
I think the brain is keeping track and it's like, oh wow.
I'd love to contribute to this afterwards.
Yeah.
It's like we just experienced a serious trauma, like a traumatic event.
And what was the reward?
What was the payoff for it?
You know, calculating happens again.
What was the reward?
What was the payoff for that?
And serious trauma we just experienced.
And every single, I think that that's a really good thing because almost every single time
I always had the blood on my hands afterwards that had to clean off from the, from the like,
I was trying to work on the guy and I just, I had to keep wash my hands.
And I think that one time it just snapped.
So I'm like, there's just blood on my hands that won't wash off.
So for me, without needing to like blurt anything out, it was a, so the first employer that
we all worked at, I feel like you are exposed to that shit so much that like you just become
desensitized to it.
But now that I work at two agencies that don't see that shit nearly as much, the first one
that I had a really tough time with was it was an accident on, again, I'm not going to
say to fucking bleep anything out, but it was the busiest highway near any of us.
And it was like a six car accident with like, oh, I remember about that.
And it was like fucking burning and shit.
And it was me and a good old partner of mine, Rich, you know, Rich is a great guy.
I'm not, I'm not going to say his last name, but Rich, this, this was at the new place.
Yeah.
And you're the one.
No, no, not the old one.
I heard about that.
Yeah.
The one you'd know the guy I'm talking about.
Yeah.
And we showed up at this thing and there was very, very quickly apparent to us a red tag
patient just based off of, there was a lot of red around them.
They're bleeding a shit load, but they were like screaming, I need help.
They're fully with it.
Just for anybody listening, a red tag is the worst.
Black tag, black tag.
So black tag means you're dead.
Red tag is all the debate and so black worse.
Yeah, that's that is a, we'll debate that later.
So, so we had a red tag patient right off the rip, which is like your highest priority
that you're going to take care of black is just means they are too far gone.
There's also yellow and green as well.
Yes.
Yellow is like you're the people that like they're secondary, but you got to take care
of them and green is what I'm walking wounded.
They can walk to you.
They got cut up hands, like whatever who gives a fuck about them.
But we very quickly had a red tag, which is someone that my paramedic partner is going
to like gun right for.
And then he told me to triage because he saw the shit show that we had in front of us.
He didn't really take a look at it.
So I ended up being there for like three or four minutes on my own.
Just, just to give a synopsis of this, from what I understood, this was a three, how many
car accident?
Six.
Six car accident with, with an Amazon truck.
Yes.
Or some sort of truck.
It was an 18 wheeler.
It was an Amazon truck.
Yeah.
It was one of the electric ones, wasn't it?
No, no, no, no.
Just gasoline, gasoline, normal.
No, was it remote controlled by the CAA?
No, no, it wasn't.
Casey, no.
But after this shit, we should really change to a brighter topic.
We are.
No, no, no, no.
I think we will.
We're doing some downer shit.
We should do the peppers after this.
Or some prank calls.
But anyways.
For sure.
To lighten the mood.
Because it's therapy session right now.
It's therapy.
Because it's therapy session right now.
It's therapy session.
Jesus Christ.
It's also describing the shit that helps us with it.
Welcome to the depression episode of the Uncovered Podcast.
The trauma episode.
Brought to you by MCR.
Not really.
Relax.
But no.
I feel like the first time anything ever got to me, that I had a moment like you did where
you were cutting the organs and everything, was I showed up.
And I pretty much just got into our jeez, like let me know what we got going.
Like red, yellow, black, red, yellow, green, black tag.
He's like, just give me a count.
Because we knew we were going to be there alone.
The weather was shit.
Nobody was fucking like, they were all coming.
We knew we had a shitload of people coming to us.
But I definitely had a solid four or five minutes on my scene alone to do the triage.
And the first one I came across was a female that was actively burning alive in a car and
screaming.
And that was the one that, like that was the first time I ever had anything in EMS where
it was just like.
Oh my God.
Fuck.
Because like, you want to help that person.
But like, you know in that moment, and you know that they know that they're dead.
Like they're not getting out of that car and living.
And there's nothing that I could humanly do to do that.
That car is in gold.
So you just gotta leave them.
Yeah.
And as soon as that was over, because that distracted my attention, I walked over to
a guardrail and saw that somebody got completely decapitated on the car.
And like I've seen some gruesome shit at the first place that we all worked at.
But this was nothing compared to that.
And then like I just had to jump right back into this person who was in a relationship
with the other black tag that was on that call that I didn't see that the second arriving
unit saw because there were six cars in it.
And we just had to transport this like complete like bullshit like hand cut.
And I could tell that Rich, my partner that day, just saw it in my eye that like I wasn't
teching it.
That call was BLS through and through.
But I could tell that like just based off of like the quick little.
Because I mean, he gave me like the oh shit look when we showed up on scene two.
Like we didn't really.
And he's been doing this shit for like 25 years.
But like CLI, like he does all that shit.
But we showed up and he was just like he could tell by the look in my fucking eyes.
I was just like, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
The teddy bear fucking thing fucking out of the corner of my eye fucking again.
Well, if you don't if you don't process that stuff and it and you can only take so many
of those do it before you're at a commission.
No, that was the thing that like.
I think that's kind of where like I remember it right after that call.
That was when I got a therapist.
And I was like, yeah.
And I was like, because nothing had ever struck me to the point where I was like, because
every other time it's like, sure, it'll be a freshly shot body or something.
But I feel like every other time, except for one call that me and Casey did, it was always
a different part of the head.
So it was weird.
It was like you knew that you didn't know the person.
So it was easy to like get away from it.
But when the head's completely gone or when you're.
When they're dying in front of your eyes and being burned alive, that's that's the time
where you're just like, this isn't good.
And that was like those two situations that I got to wrap this up because we're losing
people here.
Now we got to cut all that shit.
Yeah, that's good.
It's good.
It's a good conversation.
We speak the truth.
I believe this is the voice of the people.
Well, look, this is the voice of the people.
This is what's going to happen when you get for EMS workers.
Where's getting trauma fucking?
Yeah.
He get me crossfaded as fuck.
This is actually a great segue into a segment I like to call Smash or Pass.
I'm going to say the name of a well-known celebrity.
You guys are going to go around and say whether you want to smash or pass.
Can we go around?
Can we go around after each round and then each of us picks another one like each of
us picks another celebrity that will fucking be like, okay, I got a two parter here.
Then the first partner is Queen Elizabeth in the younger days in the fifties.
Not now.
No, not the corpse.
Shit, but can you imagine if you like you like, I fucked the Queen's corpse.
Can you imagine?
Like if you're that guy, but nineteen fifties Queen absolutely, I would smash that every
fucking day.
She was a baby.
That pelvis is going to be cracked when I'm done three, four, four smashes.
Yes, I would have done it.
When did she die like a week ago?
I would have done it two weeks ago.
That's what that was my second part.
Is that Elizabeth two weeks ago?
Am I the same thing?
Am I the same age as she is?
Is it the women?
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
So is it that is as powerful as it gets.
So is it?
Are we the same queen?
Are we the same?
Are we in our eighties or nineties?
No, we're now.
I don't know.
To bang the Queen.
Yeah.
I mean, dude, you only love once.
Yeah.
Also who you would be like, yo, I fucked the Queen.
Who can say that?
Is our Prince Andrew or Prince Charles?
I mean, not many people can say that about you.
Ali Max, measure pass on the Queen now.
Yeah.
It's going to be a pass.
We got two passes.
It's going to be a pass.
Why?
It's a pass for me, too.
We got two passes and two smashes.
Wait, you can't.
Absolutely.
It's the fucking Queen.
Also, that fucking shit that she had back then, she got a lot of
fucking shit that she had back then.
She's got to have some more experience.
I would rather I would rather fuck a cardboard, a wet like a damp, a damp cardboard box.
You think she's going to be able to get some fucking liquid down there?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
That woman is how many years old?
No, suck it up.
Suck it up.
You'd be fucking the Queen.
It's the Queen.
It's an honor.
You do what she says.
I'll fuck the Princess.
Thank you very much.
Princess Diana.
You don't even know who the Princess is, but I bet you the Princess looks better than that
fucking old bag.
Princess Diana was fucking hot.
I'm the fucking American.
You think I give a fuck about their Queen?
Princess Diana died, but before she died, holy shit, she was hot.
Well, if that was the Princess and she's as hot as you say, then I would have fucked
her.
I'm not going to.
Jamie, can we get a Princess Diana picture?
Actually, let's get some pictures of the Queen.
Now I'm interested.
Yeah, 1950s Queen.
Which I thought that would fuck for the record.
God damn it.
Have you even seen a picture of her?
Yes, I have.
Look.
In the recent days, I have.
The older the violin, the sweeter the tune.
That's what they say.
Yeah, except she was fucking 98 years old or like some shit.
It's not a sexual thing.
It's a power thing.
Not that one right there.
But I don't.
I don't.
You looked down at your dick for the rest of your life and say, this was inside a royalty.
Absolutely.
Come over here.
Fucking come over here.
Look at this shit.
That's fucking hot.
She's got a weird face though.
No, she doesn't.
I can't really turn it because of the wires.
I'm coming on.
Let me take the teddy bear.
That's a good one.
I'm going to push that button again.
It's a good one.
I'm going to push that button again.
She's still got a weird like face though.
I got to hear how shitty it is.
Back in the day.
I don't know.
I might pass.
Oh my God.
Damn, these things are so bad.
Look at that shit.
That's fucking that's great.
I'm going to look.
I'm going to pass.
I'm going to tell you what's going on with our face.
That's too funny.
Just put on mine for a split second.
I know I know.
It sounds like that sounds like.
I'm going to pass.
I'm going to tell you what's going on with our face.
That's too funny.
Just put on mine for a split second.
I know I know.
It sounds like it sounds like you know you're underwater.
So there was a lot of interbreeding.
Yeah, we talked about that with the last episode.
The incest of the royal family.
Yeah, yeah, a lot of interbreeding.
A lot of times like you'll notice their eyes are like a little closer together.
They got crocodile eyes.
Yeah, yeah.
And that's that's what that that has to do with because they wanted to keep the royalty
concentrated.
Yeah.
So even though they have no fucking power, which is kind of funny.
So my turn.
Go ahead.
Mrs. Incredible from the Incredibles.
The one topic I just have to say you got remind me to speak on is delirious.
That's all I have to say.
OK, Mrs. Incredible from the Incredibles.
I've never seen her pull that up.
Jamie.
Now look at my phone.
Dude, I'm assuming you're going to speak as to how like thick with like seven different
seas she is.
No, she's not.
She's fucking skinny.
Absolutely.
No, her fucking.
Her fucking mind, dude.
Her weight like her fucking waist is skinny.
Her hips and her ass are fucking bazookas.
What are we talking about here?
I'm going to.
I mean, definitely smash.
You're going to what?
I'm going to pass.
Pass on that?
Oh my God.
Are you fucking kidding me?
She can stretch.
She can stretch to any body type she wants.
She can crack my head open with with the power of like.
Did you see this kid?
She's popping open a watermelon.
Yeah, I'm going to tell you why I'm going to pass.
When something's too popular and too easy, it's too much of the go to.
I'm out.
You know.
What about Timmy's mom from Fairly Oddparents?
So what does that mean?
We're like shooting for like.
Shoot for the.
Oh, it's what everybody wants.
Everybody would want that.
And that's why I don't want it, because it's too popular.
What about Timmy's mom?
I mean, I guess I am.
Timmy's mom from Fairly Oddparents.
My girlfriend's brown.
I mean, so it's half the world.
All right, so we're cutting that part out.
Yeah, you're not having a buddy.
Yeah, no.
So we're going to cut that part out.
Yeah, Timmy's Timmy's mom.
I say Timmy's mom is better looking to me.
Turner.
Oh, Timmy Turner's mom.
This is incredible.
Come on to me.
Turn his mom.
Dude, she has a don't be.
She's a doinker.
You know what?
She has a fucking don't be.
It's the chin.
Oh, God.
I couldn't because look at that shit.
She's OK.
Dan, you're just talking me out.
Jesus Christ.
What are you guys seeing over there?
I didn't know.
Wow.
So are they watching Hentai?
Oh, so they're not talking about the fucking story.
I don't think so.
Anyway.
Yeah, anyway.
So today's broadcast has been brought to you by Hentai Haven.
You didn't bring one up.
We're all doing one.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
So who's yours?
Doesn't have to be a cartoon character.
It can be a real person.
Oh, real person.
All right, shit.
No, give me a minute.
Give me a minute.
There, the fuck.
There, there.
Well, if you got one in mind.
I don't have one in mind, actually.
I got to think about it.
That's why I asked him to go.
So I can think about one.
So this is like anybody just fucker pass.
This is the question that is.
All right, Lizzo.
No, stop suggesting things.
Sally Max turn, but it's got to be something not too obvious where it's like right on the
edge of like, what I do it.
Oh shit.
I got a good one.
That's right on the edge and it's going to break the norm.
This is going to fuck you up in particular.
Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance.
A male.
He's got nice makeup.
Is this one?
Am I a female or am I a guy?
You're you.
I'm more of his brother.
I like Mikey better.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me rephrase the question because Casey's answer would not have been determined by this.
Mikey Way, My Chemical Romance.
Mikey Way.
I'm not a gay man.
Mikey fucking Way.
I'm not a gay man, but Mikey Way is a goddamn good looking man.
So what's what's the I'm going to say pass, but I'm going to say pass, but God damn if
I was a different gender.
Oh my God.
Right.
So how about how about this?
This is going to be my smash or pass.
What about you, Mikey Way?
Look at you way.
Mine was also a pass.
Jesus Christ.
I'm really glad I almost really.
There's anything wrong with that, but I'm so glad I almost reeled you.
You fucking kidding me?
Yeah, that's that's kind of fucked up, man.
All right.
So this check.
Who is that?
We I can already.
I don't know what you're doing.
It's a guy.
Smash your past.
First of all, I had the first.
The first is on the
first assumption.
Nah man.
There's gotta be a deck in there, bro.
Bro, whatever.
That's a dude.
That is a dude.
I was gonna say there's no way.
That's a trick question.
It's so obvious of a yes.
Whatever you look at a check nowadays, you have to look for the Adam's apple.
Well, here's dude.
This is a problem.
OK.
This is a problem that now that there's anything wrong with an Adam's
this is this is a problem for our generation.
OK.
And I'm just gonna gotta put it out there.
Trannies are getting fucking hot.
It's a problem.
It's going to be an issue.
We talked about this on air.
Why?
I remember this conversation.
Yeah, you're like tranny's are getting hot and there and there's gonna be a woman that
looks like a better guy than I am.
Dude.
Yeah.
That's an issue.
Yeah.
It's like, OK, here's where it gets to a problem.
Look at the comparison there.
Fucking Mikey's so much hotter.
OK.
Enough.
So this is where you run into a problem.
We're on to trannies.
When they when they're hotter than your girlfriend.
You're right though.
You're right.
Right.
I should have thought with Mikey.
Is it still guy if they're hotter than your girlfriend?
Dude, it smells like poo poo.
I mean, I would have to say and this sounds so like I can I bet you I bet you in 20 years
I look back on the film of this and I'm like, wow, I was an ignorant asshole just because
of like how social dynamics are changing and evolving.
But I bet you you bet you.
Oh, Sarah Palin.
No, I just I feel like I feel like that's I feel like that's kind of weird.
Like the way I see it just like coming from the medical field where it's just like the
way I have seen it throughout this entire thing is whatever you want me to use whatever
pronouns you want, whatever.
And I'll respect them and I won't but I'm not going to sleep with them.
And that's kind of and that's kind of where it comes down to.
And that's sort of where I draw the line.
I don't think it's insensitive to talk about or your transphobic.
Like yeah, like exactly.
Like I don't think that comes down to me for not being interested.
Like I think that's just sort of like, all right, you're like you chose to take that
path and I know there's people that will admire you for it, but like that's something I'm
not willing to do.
So why should I feel shitty for just not willing to like like it's I can't create feelings
towards this person.
I typically only fuck with feelings.
So like what am I doing here?
Did you see a new story of the trans woman that sued the like the hair salon or whatever
you call it massage parlor because they the woman that worked there wouldn't wax his balls.
Okay, so back on back on our topic pass Sarah Palin pass.
Yes, you know she's fucking out of her mind, but she's kind of got those crazy eyes.
So I'd fuck her dude old powerful women.
You're asking the wrong dude, man.
I'd say I'd say smash 100%.
I'd smash her man.
I mean she looks fucking insane.
All right.
I got one more.
Yeah, but but that's the thing.
Casey, is it an actual woman?
That's your actual opinions.
No, I'm not.
It was based off my political opinion.
I don't think she's hot.
That bitch could kick the curb.
No, I would fucking I'd go so far as to say no, no, we don't need the government investigating
us.
Listen, the CIA CIA is already modern CIA CIA CIA.
You got to say it seven times.
Yeah, sometimes they chime in six times.
Do they pop it in the mirror after the CIA agent off to the mirror?
I think there are how many years are there time that I think they've cloned CIA CIA agents
now that there is an infinite number so that there's at least one for every person.
Code act black is a clone back in the NPCs are we're going back into conspiracies, code
act black is a clone.
All right, so hold on CIA isn't just people, it's computers.
So so so I feel as if it's a good a good enough time as any to discuss my topic.
We got delirious Tyler, please quick pause.
We're going to get into that.
I spelled a little bit of Jack Daniels here.
Do we have something to stop it up?
I come more Jack Daniels.
OK, I will have some more Jack Daniels, but I'm going to go get a paper towel.
OK, OK, we're going to pause for a second.
Let's pause.
All right, we're back.
We're back.
We weren't recording.
No.
For how long?
Oh, no.
We went upstairs.
Yeah.
OK.
Oh, that's disappointing.
What were we talking about?
Nail and parents.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Delirious.
OK, so there's this plant called the Turra and this plant I can't remember.
I'm sure one of you can play my whatever the fucking dudes name is, it was shit up.
But it's like the devil's weed or like the devil's flower or something.
It's a delirious.
It's separate.
Shut the fuck up.
Like off the rip, just shut the fuck up.
But anyways, so delirious are separate from psychedelics.
They're a drug that you're more lucid during.
Like you know where you are or at least you think you do.
Like you're fully alert.
All right.
You're not oriented.
You're fully alert.
Let me put it that way.
Like you're going through events that like look lifelike.
It's not just like psychedelics where it's like you're seeing patterns and like you're
all just on another dimension and like just laying like toast in bed.
Delirious you're walking around and your environment is affected.
So you have a lot of crazy shit that happens there.
Typically with the Benadryl committee, the community, not the committee, the community,
the council.
I actually I think I actually have it right on my phone.
The Benadryl council.
We have commenced the Benadryl tripping.
I don't.
I still absolutely love the fucking earphones.
The what?
The earphones.
I can't.
I'm not joking.
I'm not not to cut Ali Makov.
I'm not joking when I say that these are the only wired ones they had.
This is going to be hilarious.
No, no, you're good.
You're good.
So fucking funny.
So as an intro to delirious, you have diphenhydramine.
That is a chemical which is one of like the primary driving forces between I mean with
Benadryl.
That is Benadryl.
So yes, essentially.
Yes, that is Benadryl.
So a lot of people will take like 20, 30, 40 pills of Benadryl.
And you'll start seeing.
Yeah, you'll like you will fully go into hat man.
Like I know you said hat man was like a psychedelic thing, but it's more attributed to the delirious.
More people see hat man on delirious because it's just immediately like you're seeing shadow
people like out of the corner of your eyes.
The most common ones are like spiders and shit.
But you see people that like, well, if they do enough of it and there's another plant
named Dutura, like D-U-T-A-R-A.
It's known as it's known as like the like the devil's weed.
You eat you eat a couple of the seeds of that plant.
You're going to be on fucking you're going to be next level.
And most people that have done it, like just just to describe the community off topic,
United States Space Force.
Very nice.
That's fantastic.
For delirious, most people that get high on these things, they either know what they're
walking into because you don't have good trips on this shit.
There's like, there's like, yeah, yeah, there's like a one to two percent ratio of people
that like have good trips on this shit where like they're just experiencing and they are
so like into drugs that like you're saying, I just want to have a bad time.
Exactly.
It's just like, I just want to be detached from reality.
You start fucking.
It's like a horror.
It's like going to the movie theater and seeing a horror movie.
It's like fucking like Eric Andre fucking nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare,
nightmare.
Exactly.
But for most of these people, it's either they didn't know what they were taking or
they knew what they were walking into, but were too curious to figure out what it was.
And you see people like, you know what they say about curiosity.
It killed the cat.
But you see people that walk into like crazy dosages of whether it be Benadryl or de Tura
and they have horrendous times like lucid, lucid nightmares of what's going on.
You're with it.
Like you could drive a car while going through a deterrent trip like most people do.
That's where their story starts.
They just like start eating shit and they're like, all right, like somebody so and so's
dad is going to be home.
We're going to go home so that they do.
And then like they go to their friend's house.
That's like just, just, just, just, no.
So, so just to quote like a story that I read on this, which was one of the more mediocre
ones, like one of the ones where I'm not like going to throw people off by it's too fucking
crazy, but it's not like, get into the crazy shit, bro.
The crazy shit's a bit too out there.
I will say that is not too out there for what we're doing for you.
But for, but for this one.
So this guy says essentially he's in a playground and this old guy, like they're in a playground
that has like woods around it.
And they pick these flowers because they were told that like they should by just some random
dude.
So if you want to get high, just fucking, just fucking eat these plants.
Just listen to the random street.
I would love that pretty much, pretty much.
And I think that's where it started.
So just don't trip.
I remember more of the middle of the stories in the beginning, but it went something along
the lines of like, they knew that these plants would get them high, but they didn't know
what it would do.
And then like some other dude's parent came around.
They're like, don't eat those.
Like just don't do that.
That's a bad idea.
Like just like I've never done it, but like just don't do it.
Like I've heard that.
And it was somebody doing like down to earth to him, but they're like, all right, he doesn't
know what he's talking about.
He's just trying to make us fucking dole.
So they all eat like an absurd amount of Deterra and they get in this dude's car.
They drive home to where there was supposed to be this big party.
And the one guy walks in the door and all he sees is just like decaying people walking
around like almost zombie like creatures and like these like deteriorated, like somewhat
crustacean looking people just walking around.
And then he walks into the bathroom because he's like, I got to take a piss.
And like all this is lucid.
Like he could walk up to any one of these people and have a conversation with them.
Like you're so out of your own world.
You don't know what is real at this point, but it's lucid.
It's not like psychedelics where like it's just visions.
Like you're going through full fledged situations on delirions and they're just not a good time.
So like you'll go into the bathroom and he sees the decapitated of his front, decapitated
head of his friend who for some reason he believed was just raped.
And she's screaming how to fix him and how she's dead and how she's facing eternity
and all this shit.
And then he just pops back out into the party, walks outside the door and just sees this
person repetitively as in their words, as if watching a gif just jump off of a roof
with a noose tied around their neck for like hours.
And then they encountered the female goddess of this plant that told them never to do this
again or that their like spirit would be destroyed or some shit.
Jesus.
And then there's a guard dog, which I wish I could remember their names, but they're
like well associated with the Turra.
Like you can look it up, but like then there's this wolf that's like a protective figure
and it pretty much just says like, yeah guys, don't don't do this again.
But like the other weird thing is like if you get a group of people like they all say
the same thing, they all see the same thing on deterra.
Dude, this is like this was a group of four people and all their stories were the same.
This is like like after this whole night, which felt like 25 hours and they all ended
up in different places.
Like the one dude ended up in the back of like some like fucking landscaping truck after
he had stripped himself naked inside of the house for reasons unknown to him.
He jumped in the back of a landscaping truck, rode this guy's truck home and then just climbed
out of it and woke up like in his yard the next day, completely nude, not knowing what
was going on.
And all the other three of those kids that were in that vehicle all had equally like
weird wake up stories.
So like they all went on their own shit.
Like that just what I said there was all they could remember.
Yeah.
So and it's it's fucked up like delirious are a guaranteed bad time.
And there is a very large community that wants to do it to see what it's about or just they've
done it by accident and it fucks their life up.
This results in like long term amnesia, like short term memory loss lifelong, like bipolar
and a whole bunch of other personality disorders.
It's nuts.
So I don't I don't understand the community that does these drugs.
It's insane.
So this is getting into another topic that I actually wanted to cover of like group use
of hallucinogens and how they all see the same exact thing.
Because if it's and I'm thinking how it's like kind of like thinning the veil between
what we see and what we don't.
And maybe these people who are fucking psycho astronauts, I like to call them because those
guys are fucking out there, but they're doing the Lord's work.
But they like they take these like psycho like psychotic sex, fucking psych, like drugs
that induce psychosis pretty much.
But every single person sees the same fucking thing.
If it was just drugs that what you were just doing that with and it was just hallucinations,
you guys wouldn't see the same fucking thing.
They also they actively know that they're having conversations and they can recall the
conversations that the that the beings that they're talking to are having with the with
the other people.
I have a friend who took psycho astronaut high levels of dextromethorphan.
And there's different plateaus based on how much you take, right?
Different levels that you reach.
And so him and his friend, I think it was just two people both took high levels of dextromethorphan
and they ended up meeting these people.
There's an old man and then some kid that had like Steve Urkel looking glasses.
And when they came down off the trip, they're like, dude, do you remember the old guy and
the guy with the glasses, the kid with glasses that was sitting in the room with us?
He's like, yeah, I remember him.
And they both remember the same people that were there.
That's not a hallucination.
That's something else.
Exactly.
That's that's kind of what like Tyler's talking about.
Like it's thinning the veil.
Yeah.
Like there's a dimension beyond our own that can be accessed through drugs.
We're just living in the third dimension.
I'm not just making that joke.
No, no.
There's a lot of shit with that.
There's like up to eight that we know about.
Yeah.
And you got like the fucking gnomes and shit, like interdimensional beings.
Oh my god.
So I fucking heard about this and people are going to be like, oh, you listen to Joe Rogan,
don't you?
I do.
But there's some fucking crazy shit.
I dabble in this shit.
I hope I know the story you're talking about so I can draw.
And they take, I think it's DMT, almost every single person, the first time they take it,
they hear a voice that says thank you for discovering this technology.
And I'm like, that's fucking crazy.
And like, like they talk to like these and like they always say they're clockwork, like
elves.
They're like golden beings with like gears like inside them that they talk to.
And crazy fucking thing that I think and this is this is getting to like the religious territory.
I'm like, these these these these beings that they talk to, they're like, we'll give you
knowledge but we want blood for the knowledge.
So I think a lot of these like advanced technologies that we got, we're sacrificing people to these
clockwork beings to quench their thirst for blood.
But they give us technology in like return.
But also when you think about it, what's that kind of sound like to you?
That sounds kind of demonic, right?
Like we'll give you knowledge for blood type things.
So like when people are like, oh, I talked to the clockwork elves.
I'm like, maybe it's just maybe the veil gets so thin that we can actually talk to like
demons, because demons will always take a form that you find pleasant.
Because demons aren't going to be like these like big like fat like evil looking creatures.
They're going to be like a fucking drop dead gorgeous fucking woman or like a fucking golden
being and shit like it's like shit like that.
Like I don't think that we should fucking be talking to these things, because I think
that's a bad fucking plan, because these technologies that come out are good.
But is it worth the sacrifice that you have to make for for?
Well, it's like, you know, Nikola Tesla, he even said that his information wasn't from
this world.
Nikola Tesla's mom was a psychic.
Yeah.
And some of the things that Nikola Tesla came up with, like the the electric motor milk,
really?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, for the for the peppers.
Yeah, I'm telling you, you don't want to drink anything when you're eating that.
I think that sounds good.
But yeah, Nikola Tesla, he said that his information didn't come from this world.
His mom was a psychic.
And the things that Nikola Tesla came up with were just light years beyond other people.
Oh, absolutely.
And fucking and Edison took half of his shit and took credit for it.
Edison didn't make up most shit.
He just took it from Tesla.
Yeah.
And Tesla disappeared.
Elon Musk did not discover electricity.
No.
Just put it out there.
Do you think that?
Dude, oh fuck, don't believe them what they try to tell you.
Joe Biden doesn't control fucking gas prices.
The fucking gnomes do.
OK, so this is what I was going to talk about that Glocka.
This is you wanted to hear about this, right?
I Glocka, that Glocka, Hitler's time machine.
Oh, yeah, you know what?
Talk about something else for like two minutes because I really want to hear about this.
Wi-Fi password.
Yes.
Oh, don't don't say it.
Well, we'll pause it.
Send it to you.
No, but one could.
Yeah, he needs the pass.
So we'll pause it and when we get back, we'll talk about that Glocka.
I just want to see that and we're back.
Welcome.
So this is going to be our last segment.
We're going to be talking about the German Hitler time machine known as Daigle, so Hitler
bad guy.
We all agree.
Yeah, I'd agree with that.
So Hitler, general consensus.
So Hitler had was very into like weird, like sci fi sass, like a cult shit.
He like wanted to get like the spirit destiny and shit.
We talked about that last time, but I talked a little bit about Daigle last time, but I
never I never got to finish it.
So Daigle, Hitler's time machine.
So during the war, Hitler knew that he was losing towards the end.
He knew that he was he was he was going to lose towards the end.
So they started developing Daigle, which is German for the bell.
So the bell was this bell shaped machine and apparently had the ability to time travel.
So Hitler trying to escape for the sins that he committed, wanted to escape in Daigle,
but the allies are closing in the whole thing where Hitler didn't actually kill himself
kind of plays into this.
But when the allies found the warehouse that Daigle was apparently in, all they found was
the frame, like the outside, like thing that held it up.
So Daigle was a machine that never was actually found.
But when the allies like raided it, they found a whole bunch of plans for it.
But it was missing.
Like all they had was like the outside like thing that held it up and it was gone.
So and then craziest thing is.
Craziest thing is.
1970s America, a bell shaped object fell out of the sky and through the woods,
they saw people wearing German SS outfits just walking through the woods.
They found remnants of a broken machine, but they could never find where the where the folks
in the SS outfits were.
What when in the 70s was this late 70s?
I can't remember, but yeah, they saw people in German uniforms walking around the woods
after something bell shaped fell from the sky.
See, that's really interesting.
Where did it fall?
Some place in like Midwestern America, I believe.
Wow.
Isn't it crazy that they would end up in the US?
They have the entire world and they end up in the US, but the US does take up a large portion of the world geography.
I think that's interesting because I don't know if you've ever heard of the Montauk project.
Oh, that's it's fucking crazy.
The Montauk project is what the series Stranger Things is loosely based on.
Yeah.
So I'll talk about something after this.
I don't know if this is the same exact project, but I know there's a similar project to this too.
That I'll talk about.
So they think that the Montauk project, well, they know the Montauk project took place on Long Island.
And Montauk is like all the way at the eastern tip of Long Island.
Yeah.
And so basically what they say happened is that the United States, some of the Nazi scientists that were left over from World War II.
Operation Paperclip.
They were experimenting with time travel and in doing so they and interdimensional travel and stuff like that.
They're one and the same really.
But I think you have to travel through dimensional to travel through time.
But also I'm not trying to cut you off.
I just I get passionate about this ship, but it feels like I feel like you can't go backwards, but you can jump forward.
That's what I've heard.
Well, I've heard it one way.
I'm not sure if you can only go back or you can only go forward.
But if you think about like theoretically, you shouldn't be able to go back because then you could change projects.
Jesus Christ.
But you'd be able to go back and like change things and that would make an entirely new timeline.
But if you believe in the branching timelines thing, if you believe in the branching timelines thing,
then if that was the way that things were, the timeline could branch off from when you went back and change something.
So it's almost like a tree can grow new branches, but it can't grow backwards.
So but the Christ, are you OK?
Ali Mac is out of commission.
Ali Mac is out of the chat.
So if you're listening to this podcast, we're going to offer a premium subscription for a video.
I'm going to give you a free video of this podcast.
Oh, fuck, my broken rib.
You can see Ali Mac's high face.
So but like the branching timelines theory, like you can go back in time and like change things.
He just became Asian. His eyes are like.
You can change the branching timeline.
But if you think about it, if you think that time's linear, you can jump forward, but you'd never be able to jump back
because you want to be able to change the past because if you change the past or maybe if we do jump back,
it's going to be the same like things are going to convert.
Jesus Christ.
But we're going to like it's going to like converge always to the same exact point, like no matter what you change,
the time is going to end up the way it's supposed to be.
But if you believe in the branching timelines theory, then the branching timelines could be completely different things.
But that's what you were saying.
Oh, yeah. The Montauk project.
So apparently what happened with Montauk project is in in messing around with interdimensional travel,
they accidentally opened up a portal and they let they let a creature into our dimension.
And it was fucking the Montauk monster.
Yes. Now I know exactly what you're talking about.
Now that is what stranger things like the first series and they weren't able to put it down.
That's that's kind of that's what it's based on. Yeah.
They can't come right out and say it now.
I have a close relative who claims to have been part of one of the victims of the Montauk project,
claims that he was sound asleep in his bed and he was transported to this facility.
And he ended up in this chair.
Now, people talk about this, that other people claim to be victims of this. Right.
And they talk about the Montauk chair. Right.
So he he claims that he was teleported out of his bed into the chair, into this chair.
And he said, the things that happened to me there are so horrific.
I can't even talk about them. All right.
And then I was I was teleported back to my bed and my brother kept asking, where did you go last night?
Where did you go? What happened? You disappeared out of your bed. What happened?
That's fucking crazy. Yep.
And this is very close relative of mine claims that it's absolutely true.
Montauk project was real. Now, other kids have been abducted and.
Did you ever hear of the fucking project? I forgot the name of it, but it was when they tried to make a battleship invisible.
Yeah. Philadelphia experiment. Yeah. The Philadelphia experiment.
And then they Einstein was actually one of the lead lead inventors on it.
Like he is one of the lead scientists on it. And when they were going through and they turned on like the invisibility field generator,
it like kind of like faded in and out. And then like a green mist came around it like a green mist.
And they're like, that's not what's supposed to happen. So they they cut it.
They cut the power. And when they went back and checked the ship, there was people who were like inside the metal,
like half their body was inside the metal and half their body was like like hanging out.
Like there's people who are in the floors like like they're half their bodies like in the floor and like they're like sticking out.
Like there's some shit out there that like shit like that. I don't think we should fuck with too much. Yeah.
I mean, the thing I wonder about that is like, how do you how do you hide that?
Like is that it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't actually in Philadelphia.
Is it was the ship, the Philadelphia or they name these projects because the Manhattan project took place in Nevada.
So they name them these things. So if they get counterintelligence,
they're going to go to like, oh, the Philadelphia project is taking place in Philadelphia.
But they name them different names so you don't know where they actually are. Oh, I see.
I think this took place someplace in the Atlantic, like way off the coast.
So like you wouldn't be able to see it from like the city or anything.
But man, I wonder if there's if there's any truth to that, to the Philadelphia experiment, because there is some documented things about the Philadelphia experiment.
Yeah, that's that's really that's fascinating.
But yeah, man, time traveling Nazis, I think I'm going to have to give that one a stamp that says truth.
I think it happened. Me too.
But hey, what do you think? Some ghost peppers and some prank calls, peppers.
Let's prank calls. Yeah.
Yeah, I say we do it.
So ghost peppers first prank calls first. I'm just doing I'm only doing the Carolina Reaper.
I'm not doing multiple of them alone in a row. You're out of your mind if you think you can do that.
I'm not. I'm just I'm going to start off with the ghost pepper because that's all right.
Well, then fuck, I guess I'm doing all three in one night. I just didn't think I was going to be.
No, I'm just saying I'm just saying let's just do the ghost.
Let's just do the ghost pepper because I haven't I haven't stepped up to that level yet.
That is incredibly. Please stop.
That's going to freak people out.
That's my spinner. You don't want to put your mouth on that ghost pepper.
We're going to summon the hat man.
Oh, shit. That's my fucking spinner. Who are we calling?
I say like some calling. I say like some supermarket out and she gone.
You're spitter. OK, just look up some like Hawaiian supermarkets.
Wait, is this ghost? Yes. All right. So we're doing all three in a row.
No, we're just doing this one. No, if we're going to do just one, we're doing the Carolina Reaper.
No, because I haven't even done this one yet, like fully. I don't know.
I will. Are you being a pussy? Is that what you're telling me? Yes.
It's only been recorded for seven minutes. What? It's only been recorded for seven minutes.
That's weird. We're doing the Carolina Reaper. Yeah. Next time we're going to work up to it.
Just let me know in camera. All right intro, the ghost pepper, the ghost pepper last time.
Yeah, I'm not going to eat this whole thing at one. No, you're going to eat the whole thing.
No. Can you put my chainsaw away, please? Give me the chain, please.
The kid who may or may not have schizophrenia is now holding a chainsaw.
Should we be scared? We love him, though we do love him. He's a nice guy.
We just try to take care of him. All right, so I think I'm going to do some prank calls and wait.
So you're not doing a ghost pepper? I'm not. No. Should we?
Do we have to rehydrate these? No, you just know. Oh, you're going in.
He's going. He just took a bite. Oh, my God. What is I'll do the whole thing.
Oh, my God. You this guy is sick. You need to do the whole thing.
I'll do the whole thing if you do. Come on. You just do it.
He just took a pussy. All right. Why not? Oh, my God. My guy.
Two of these people are high out of their minds. Dude, these guys are just an entire ghost pepper.
He's already reaching for the milk. Give you guys a play by play.
He's reaching for the milk. He can't stand it. He's 30 seconds in case he's tapping out.
Brother, the one kid who we thought was checked out. He's still going.
He's paying me. Oh, my God. He's superhuman. He's super.
He's taking it like a champ. He's not even he's staring at the milk.
He wants the milk. Oh, he wants that milk. He's closing his eyes.
He's trying not to look at it. Oh, my God. The size of the testicles on this kid.
Jesus Christ. This is incredible.
Oh, no. Tyler's going for it. He's doing one.
Wow, dude. Are you serious? Oh, God. I can't.
Are you kidding? I just smelled that. That's bad.
He's look at this kid. How can anybody case he's gone?
Casey disappeared and Ali Max just sit here. He just ate a ghost pepper.
Hero. Bro.
Wow, dude. I will say more man than me.
He is a hell of a drug. Oh, oh, oh, dear God.
Why are you covering your ears? I don't know.
Oh, boy. That is heroic.
There's a glass of milk two feet from him, folks, and he has not even looked at it.
Play by play commentary. He's not taking it right now.
This is incredible. This is incredible.
Isn't this isn't this wild, Dan? Our one contestant left the building.
I think we know who won. Our other contestant is covering his ears, even though he is deaf.
Oh, my God. I'm not doing that. That's that.
Oh, yeah. That kind of pain. That looks painful.
It's so bad. Oh, it's so much worse. High than sober.
Oh, no. Spitting on the floor. Oh, that's disgusting.
Folks, this is this is for the water.
He still has not reached for the glass of milk.
The water is not going to help.
There's a glass of milk right there.
He still has not tapped out this kid.
He's the champion.
I don't know what was going to blow a snot rocket out is going to do.
This, my friends, is what you would call masochism.
He still is not aware that there's a glass of milk on the table, folks.
He's drooling. He's spitting.
Why do I do that?
Oh, God, that's gross. That's so disgusting.
Folks, you're lucky you can't see this. This is just even on the camera.
You can't see this. This is horrific.
We're going to have to take Ali Mack out back old, the other style.
Oh, God.
We're going to have another treehouse incident.
Casey, you seem to be handling it pretty well, but he's also drinking a glass of milk.
Ali Mack is drinking water.
Stop throwing up on the floor.
You can't do this. What he's doing right now.
He's throwing it back without having testicles the size of.
You leveled every single like here.
You don't have to prove anything. You can drink the milk. Drink the milk.
We're not going to tell you. You're done. You passed.
No, no.
Wow. Well, I think I think it's going to go down on the record that Ali Mack's not a pussy.
No, damn, damn, brother.
That is incredible. I'm not going to do that.
Absolutely.
I wonder how this compares to like getting maced because it looks as painful from my perspective.
As I'd imagine the sugar does sugar help?
No, does it?
It does for me.
Casey is making up his own rules.
Casey is scooping confectionary sugar out of a box with a spoon.
I don't know if you heard that. I said, does that work?
He says it does for me.
So he's obviously he's done his own research and he's figured out what works in these scenarios.
Confectionary sugar, folks.
Fuck it. Ali Mack's having a seizure.
Where's my water bottle?
This is horrific. This isn't even fun right now. This is just sad.
I'm a man.
All right. Someone asked me some tough questions.
Some tough questions?
That's what they do on hot ones.
Some tough questions like tough like how? Like what?
You know what I mean? Tough questions.
To the record, I'm not willfully contracting my lips right now.
This is just happening because of the spice.
Ali Mack, we're going to do a deep dive into your Instagram.
We're going to do explain that gram, please.
I feel like you want a picture of this for later.
Because this is just this looks like an abortion.
This is not pretty.
You're not going to take a picture of this.
I can't do those. It's one of those two faces.
It's so hot. I don't know.
It's so fucking hot.
Oh, my God. It's so hot.
This is a painful thing to watch.
So we're going to do an explain that gram for Mr. McDonald's here.
We're going to do a deep dive into your Instagram here.
Casey's handing you the.
What is this? Wheat Thins?
It's not wheat.
It's a box of confectionary sugar.
Fuck confectionary sugar. I ain't no fucking pussy.
Oh, oh, oh.
I know. I gotta calm down.
It's just it's a lot of it's a lot of chemicals going through me.
It's a lot of pain, man.
You look quite in.
So, um, Mr. McDonald, what's going on in this picture here?
Aim for the cup. Aim for the cup.
Mr. McDonald, what's going on in this picture here?
This is your question.
Oh, my God.
Dude, if you fill that cup with spit.
The pain is so intense.
Halfway. If you fill it halfway, I'll give you 20 bucks.
The pain is so intense.
So, Mr. McDonald, what's.
Never mind. There's so much coming out.
He's going to fill it.
I take back. I retract that picture.
What's going on in this picture?
That was my inspection.
There are fluids coming out of every orifice of this man's body.
It's so hot. It's so hot, man.
I can't open my lips. It's so hot.
This is what we would call an inflammatory response.
I can't. It's like honestly kind of panicking.
Hold up.
Show me. Show me the picture.
So what's going on in this picture, Ali?
That was inspection dinner at my firehouse.
Like three years ago.
And it did. My mouth just keeps going.
I can't contract it. I can't talk. It's painful.
Do that look like that movie I see with those two cowboys?
Those two cowboys that like each other a lot.
I be liking that movie.
Oh, man.
That's getting kind of painful.
Those muscles won't relax and I can't control it.
My lips hurt like that.
Fuck.
All right.
I'm ready for the reaper.
You guys ready for another one?
No, no, no, no.
Mr. O'Neil, what's going on in this Instagram picture?
Let's see it.
I'm flying to Chicago with my sister.
How old were you in this picture?
17, 16.
What were you guys going to Chicago for?
National dancing competition.
Were you a dancer?
No, my sister was.
Look at you.
Okay. What about this one?
I'm wearing sunglasses.
That's pretty much it.
We're in the cafeteria.
This looks like a pretty dark photo.
Oh, yeah.
It's like a sculpture thing they have in Chicago.
I'm not going to lie.
This ghost pepper still hurts so fucking bad.
You also have a photo here.
It's a post-it note that says Jesus loves you.
And your caption is yay.
That's when I worked at the library.
I found a book and I opened up the book and inside I found that post-it note.
It said Jesus loves you.
Is that what inspired you?
Yeah.
To commit those atrocities.
How are you doing?
He's out of commission.
Ali Mack is a trooper.
He's not touched milk.
He's out of commission.
So we haven't had to put him down yet.
But what next?
You want to do some prank calls?
No, I'm locking back in.
Prank calls.
Let's go.
He's ready to go.
Prank calls.
You are a survivor.
I can't open my lips.
I still can't.
They're tight as a butt.
I'll do it.
So this is the photo we're using for this episode.
Is that my baseline face right now?
Dude, this is not on purpose.
These muscles are like, look at my lips.
They're like fucking.
You're contracted.
It's like you're having a stroke.
Yeah.
You're twitching and shit, man.
Let me see that picture.
Dude, the pain in my mouth is so intense right now.
Oh my god.
Look at my mouth.
That is not a flattering picture of this poor man.
That picture's never be shared.
No, it's the photo for this episode.
No.
You've got to cartoonify it.
Maybe put it through a cartoon filter.
Yeah, I can work that out.
My lips are still twitching.
Let's see if I put it through face and see what happens.
I'm never going to.
Maybe some classic trying to describe some movies.
There's Don Juan.
I like that.
That was funny.
Yeah.
See if they can get it.
I just like these fucking spicy ass chips though, dude.
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And if you go through the One Walmart website, you should be able to do that.
Now, why am I hearing myself in stereo?
I couldn't tell you why, but just while I got you here.
Do you have me on speakerphone?
What?
Do you have me on speakerphone?
No.
Oh, okay.
All right.
Well, while I got you here, do you guys got any 3DSs in stock?
3DS?
No, you should know that we don't sell that.
Well, I mean, come on, man.
I just started.
Give me a break.
I read you that.
That was my first prank call ever.
Why am I in stereo?
I was like, fuck.
My phone does that every time I put anyone on speaker.
They ask me that.
I should have known that.
Fuck.
Huh.
That's strange.
Damn.
You're going to have to talk to Cory.
That guy was like, he was an investigator.
That was no fun.
That fucking just ripped me off the bat.
And he gave me a chance to establish.
You should know we don't have 3DS.
Yo, you should know.
You're being a fucking asshole, man.
I just had a phone call from Ed Myron.
Who the fuck are you?
I hope that fucking douchebag talks to Cory tomorrow morning.
The fucking asshole.
Who the fuck are you?
Yo, I'm Alex from Electronics.
I'm trying to call out for tomorrow.
Who the fuck are you?
Jesus Christ.
Oh my God, that's bad.
I'm fucking pissed off, actually.
He just was rude.
He was just rude.
I think he might just push his knee.
He might go home and kill himself, actually.
Dude, that guy is just like.
Shout out Oklahoma City.
Better call Saul.
That was Oklahoma City?
Yeah.
Damn.
Dude, they were angry.
They were an angry bunch.
Dude, Hawaii's really chill.
Hawaii's like whatever, man.
So laid back.
That's why Hawaii's the best one to call.
Target Texas is MJ.
Hello.
Do you guys sell DVDs still?
Sure.
We like movies.
Yeah.
You sell DVDs because I know a lot of people watch Netflix and shit now.
So I don't know.
Yeah.
We have TV.
We have a big selection.
Oh, OK.
I was looking for the one about the dude that's called like the notebook, like a notebook or
something.
He's got a notebook and he's like in love with the girl.
Yeah.
I'm not sure.
Is it called the notebook?
That would make sense.
I think so.
Let me check.
Just a moment.
It's about a notebook.
The only thing that we have I'm looking right now is current releases.
We don't have any of the that's an older film.
I know that when you're talking about we have a lot of like current releases like, you know,
stuff that's been out here in the past six months to a year.
So you got like like the gigantic there, the Titanic and shit like that.
You know, you would have to come down and take a look.
We've got a lot of movies, but there are a lot of current stuff.
OK.
And what was the crash bandicoot?
I'm sorry.
You got the crash bandicoot.
You know, that game with the little Fox dude.
For which place system?
The police station.
The station.
It's called Crash.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Crash Bandicoot.
I don't see it in stock, sir.
You know, looking at all the collections.
No. OK. OK.
How about what's the one with the little little plumber dude that jumps on the turtles?
Oh, I'm not sure. I'm not a gamer, sir.
I think it's like way back in the tunnel.
You know what I mean?
Like that 10 to 64.
The little plumber.
Yeah, I don't game.
So I wouldn't know off the top of my head that selection.
OK.
Well, I'll come down and take a look.
Thank you.
OK.
Goodbye.
I'm not a gamer, sir.
Sir, I'm not a gamer.
I'm not a gamer.
I don't know how you just don't feel like an awful person the entire time you do that.
I feel great.
I had to go before I was fucking.
I'm like, I'm wasting enough of this.
You fucking have a list of ingredients.
It's fucking unreal.
What are we going to call about?
Oh, fuck.
I got the phone.
Hello.
I've been looking for this movie.
I was wondering if you all ever heard of it.
It's this movie done about this little brown.
It's like I can't understand anything you're saying.
I mean, look, if it is movie where this little brown, he goes around like terrorizing this neighborhood and the whole the whole government be looking for me.
And he'd be running around in the front of this bicycle and do try to be trying harder for the government.
He's a little brown looking thing.
He keeps pointing at the sky with his weird looking fingers.
He'd be covering that dude up in his seat.
He'd be running around past the moon.
Have a good rest of your night, all right?
That's about it.
Yeah.
Have a good day.
I think he's called you man.
He answered the phone like really weird to use.
Like, yeah, what?
That dude was not given any kind of folks.
You know, he's like, that phone doesn't fucking ring.
Yeah, what's up calling?
Yeah.
What did he say at the beginning?
He said some weird shit.
He's like, Emily and fucking electronics just called me about this asshole.
Yeah, what's up?
It was Corey.
Fuck Corey.
I'm sorry.
Is Mason working tonight?
Mason.
What?
What department?
This is a tech department.
Yeah, he'd be working back there.
But I always be calling and asking.
Yeah.
I like to watch a lot of movies and shit.
And he'd be telling me all about the movies.
Yeah.
I'd be the scumbag.
He'd be telling me what movie I'd be looking for.
He'd be giving me advice on what movies to watch next.
We're like really good friends and shit.
Maybe you can help me out now.
I can help you with that.
I'll be looking for this one movie because I've been trying to get real motivated and stuff.
This one movie about this dude, he's real buff, though.
He'd be punching everything because he's so angry.
I'm not too sure what that movie would be.
He'd be going around getting fights with everybody.
Sometimes he'd be getting knocked down to the ground and shit.
And there's this dude that's always trying to help him out.
He's like, he's telling me, whispers in his ear, shit, get up.
He's like, keep going, though.
You got this, though.
I mean, you're going to make it through, though.
He always has a winning.
I'm not too sure what that movie would be.
He runs with the American flag and shit.
He's got long hair, like black, long black hair.
He'd be punching everybody.
They'd be trying to punch him back.
He'd be swooping and getting out of the way.
They can't touch him, though.
You crazy?
You never seen that movie, though?
No, I don't think I've seen that movie.
Damn, y'all, you ever seen this movie where this dude goes out of a submarine
and he'd be looking for this old-ass lady's necklace, though?
And she'd be on this boat that split in half, though.
You know, you got that one?
I haven't seen that one, either.
Damn, you're not like Mason, the movie expert, there.
He's an expert.
He got brushed up, though.
He ain't got no skills like that.
But, damn, one more movie I'd be looking for.
I'd be looking for this movie where this little, he got this little brow dude and shit.
And he'd be like, the government be trying to find him.
And there's dude behind him and shit.
And he'd be like, he'd be, he got this weird-ass thing in there.
And he'd be putting him in, like, the basket on the front of his bicycle.
And he'd be driving him all around town, hiding from the government.
This little brow dude came off a spaceship, you know?
You seen that one?
Do you know what the title is?
Damn, dude, awesome.
I don't know, but that's why I'd be calling him looking for Mason,
because he'd be able to tell me right off the bat.
This is the first time he'd know exactly what I'm talking about.
You know, he got a little, he covered that little brow dude.
He's like a little four-foot, little four-foot-two brow dude.
He covered that dude up in a sheet.
Yeah, I'm not too sure.
He'd be riding around on the bicycle, you know?
And the government's all like, we got to put him back in space.
Yeah, I'm not too sure. Sorry about that.
Is there anything else you can help me with?
Damn, dude, nah, you ain't no expert, dude. I got to go.
All right. You have a good day, yeah.
I fucked up.
I put that dude back in space.
Okay.
All right.
I touched my eye, and I got hot, spicy stuff in my eye.
I knew at the end.
Dude, Casey was laughing. I could hear him all the way over there.
He definitely could fucking hear him.
All right, boys.
I think we had a good fucking decent amount of time going here.
But thank you guys for watching this episode three of Untitled Podcast.
Goodbye.
I would like to say thank you for watching.
If you're already still here, Jesus, this is a long episode of us just trauma jumping.
Yeah.
So I'm so brought to you by bang energy, bang energy, but not really though.
Not really.
But as always, this is Tyler Lee and we're signing off.
Adios later.
Say goodbye.
Goodbye.
For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know?
Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no.
No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are.
There's people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramids come from?
Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become ghosts?
Oh, they're killing, they're killing all the already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist as...
Somewhere in China, alright, in some base...
What the fuck?
There are super soldiers that are at least nine or ten feet tall.
Okay?
Okay, so did they come from our planet?
No, super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
I do not negotiate with heros.
I do not resist.
Noooooo!!!
NOOOOOOOO modulus
Before my eyes, while holding their pulse, feel them die of this virus.
You feel. Bump, bump, bump, buiiiiiip.
They're fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that the government has taken it to the next level with the birds
They know what birds are going to cross paths with you that you are going to be able to raise and they are gonna make them
So fucking real they're gonna sink money into them because they know that if you put that motherfucker in a cage
They're gonna be able to convince you that thing is fucking real. You can cut it open. You're gonna see blood guts
No circuitry, but let me tell you their technology
It's absolutely vile
Which by the way, big brother is the overlord too
We're only living in the third dimension
George Soros is an actual Nazi collaborator. Okay. I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay. Look it up
Look it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis during the Holm
He says that he was doing it just to survive, but he fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking time doing this shit
George Soros is the fucking devil. Okay. He's not fucking doing this shit
George Soros is the fucking leader. He's the actual fucking leader for all this shit
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit
Just don't fucking get it
Hey, everybody like Donald Trump
Donald Trump is the fucking word person out there
Fuck Trump, right? Fuck Trump
He's not the actual fucking leader
It's George Soros, it's Bill Gates, it's fucking Elon Musk
It's everyone out there
Everybody out there, can you see?
Elon Musk is so cool, he made a place for himself
The actual government is trying
The actual true government, which is George Soros and all these fucking Nazis
Are actually the ones that are controlling fucking all of it
The clear politicians are paid off by the fucking bill gates
He's fucking fucked down a whole bunch of shit