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The following program is intended for mature

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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did this earring come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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all the already born babies and sell them to

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the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.

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some days what the there are super soldiers that

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are at least nine or ten feet tall then they

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are extraterrestrials they are aliens Producing

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ATP in the cells right now. The mitochondria

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is the powerhouse of the cell. Just wait for

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it. I feel like a nucleus. Randy Walters is a

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son of a bitch. Oh, fucking Afro man shit. Welcome

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back to a funny podcast. Episode 138. I'll be

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with Allie, Mac, and Tyler. I'm back, probably

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for... Once in a while. I'm back for like a week,

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and then I have a kid, so you might not hear

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from me for a while. Did you hear the Afro Man

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trial? It was so funny. I really liked Would

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You Fix My Door? That's my favorite one. I just

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like the one where he's talking about how the

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chick, how the female cop is like... Did you

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see the one where the officer's on the stand,

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and he's like, people have been calling me Officer

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Poundcake for three years. If I go to Pennsylvania

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and people call me Officer Poundcake, I've received...

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5 ,000 pound cakes sent to my office. I'd be

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like, thank you. I love pound cakes. I love how

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the one guy was talking about, he's like, yeah,

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he claims he fucked my wife. And he's like, well,

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did he? I don't know. You tell me. I don't know.

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That's your defense? You're saying, like, if

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your defense is that it absolutely didn't happen

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and you're calling a defamation trial, you can't

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ask the question. Did he fuck my wife? He seems,

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like, angry about it. Like, he's actually considering

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the fact that maybe you did fuck my wife no he's

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mad at his wife maybe she fucking did fuck him

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that cheating whore and then the guy's son comes

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out on the stand and he's like yeah they've been

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bullying me about my dad for like the last three

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years Hey, yo, this episode is sponsored by Night

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Moves NY. Go to Night Moves. You get a lap dance.

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It's pretty great. Not for free or anything.

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Not for free. You're just going to have to pay

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full price. They don't even know who we are.

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We don't have a promo code or anything. It's

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normal business. Just normal business. But Night

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them we suggested it to you. But his son was

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on the stand and it just shows like a text, Officer

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Poundcake Jr. I just love it where the one female

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cop's like crying. Crying, I understand. They

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play the song in its entirety and the camera

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just slowly pans over to Afro Man. And he's like

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just barely vibing out. No, he's doing this.

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He's going. He's just barely nodding his head

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to it. Then they play all the fucking Facebook

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reels that still, like, have his, like, at added

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and everything. It's like the dude's just getting,

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like, this is the best publicity you could humanly

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ask for. Well, they said they were, like, looking

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for, like, drugs and kidnap victims. And Afro

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Man's like, what? I didn't kidnap anyone. Are

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there kidnap victims in my pockets? Are there

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kidnap victims in my wallet? Did they just make

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up those charges? I don't even understand. I

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don't know. I think it was like an anonymous

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tip type thing and they just wanted to raid a

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black guy's house because they're racist. He

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was dripped the fuck out. In the American flag

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suit? And the American flag glasses. He's wearing

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that in this one. Yeah. He wore it for the trial

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where they had all the... It makes it even more

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funny. It's like an 80s synth -sounding song.

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It makes it even more funny. The music video

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is just a bad, grainy picture of him three times,

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and he's just dancing. It does sound like bacteria

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music, though. I kind of just rolled with what

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you said. What the fuck is bacteria music? Bacteria

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music is exactly what it sounds like. It's bacteria

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music, dude. It sounds like music that bacteria

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would listen to. Okay. Oh, gotcha. i don't know

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what that means what's the fucking movie can

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you can you can you look up the song uh bloopin

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um just look up the song bloopin and that's a

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pretty good uh explanation bloopin is kind of

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more sore mute like sewer like like oh i hear

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you This is like if I cooked up a trash EDM beat.

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Yeah. This is the shit that plays in my head

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if I smoke way too much weed. Yeah, dude. This

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is bloopin', dude. Bloopin's one of my favorite

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songs. This sounds like you're in a sewer. Wait,

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what's that fucking Disney movie about the guy

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who goes into... He's like a fucking white blood

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cell or something. That's not Disney. It's Eddie

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Murphy, I think. And it's Osmosis Jones. Yeah,

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Osmosis Jones. This is fucking Osmosis. jones

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fucking beat right there he's like hanging out

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with the fucking tylenol molecule the whole fucking

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time was it eddie murphy it was eddie murphy

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or someone else um it was it was some black guy

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i know that i gotta say I hate to cut you off.

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I just wanted to say one thing and then I'll

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drop it. Osmosis Jones is probably one of the

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coolest kid movies I've ever seen. Like, you

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see what could be the plague introduced to a

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human being. Like, you think it's like this low

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stakes, happy -go -lucky kid movie. And you're

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like, holy shit, dude. If this fucking villain

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gets what he wants, he's going to start the extinction

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of the human race. Like, this is kind of fucking

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wild. And then the fucking pill's like, not on

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my watch, fucker. Fucking Bill Murray. He's like,

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what, like a zookeeper or something? I can't

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even. remember what he's fucking he's like disgusting

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yeah he's just he's already gross and then he

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gets sick and it's 10 times worse just smells

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like shit sweating all the time massive bags

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under his eyes kids like dad are you gonna stop

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being a scumbag for once in your life i'll try

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no promises There's this kid in my biology class.

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Every time the teacher said osmosis, he would

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just go. He was like autistic or something. He'd

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go, osmosis Jones. The teacher would go, shut

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the fuck up. He was like three years older than

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me and still in my... He was like a senior in

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ninth grade biology or something. Wow, you want

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me to fucking laugh just because you've got a

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mental deficiency? Is that the punchline, Casey?

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He was actually retarded. He was just like an

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asshole. Well, we call those people intellectually

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disabled, not MR, okay? Jesus. I was in the fucking

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working healthcare for Christ's sake. There wasn't

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actually any MR going on there. I'll get off

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my moral high ground. I was in a fucking... He

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was just an obnoxious clown. So instead of taking

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physics, they said I was too stupid to take physics.

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So I took animal science instead, and animal

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science was fucking awful. Because the first

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half was astronomy, and that was... was awesome

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and then they and then like you know how like

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the classes that have like the one the first

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half is one class and the second half of like

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the year is another class i didn't have any of

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those but i that sounds fairly self -explanatory

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so i had like the first half of the year was

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astronomy i'm like this is fucking awesome and

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the second half wasn't zoology it was literally

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called animal science and i fucking hated it

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dude they're like the uh wolf pack here uh in

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the alpine regions of fucking whatever country

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and i'm like i want to fucking kill myself but

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our school shooter type fucking kid was in um

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he was in the class and he was fascinated by

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the wolves he was he was fascinated like he'd

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like he looked like a fucking like little kid

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he'd do like the weird hand thing that they do

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like under their chin on the desk while listening

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about the fucking wolves and i'm like dude What

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is wrong with you? Please, I hope a fucking wolf

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fucks me. Ugh! And if it doesn't, I'm going to

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shoot the fucking place up. Looking back on it,

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the dude was definitely a fucking furry. Looking

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back on it. Oh, absolutely. Furries have rights,

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too. Furries should not have rights. Any bathroom

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break he took during that class, he was fucking

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rubbing one out. There was a fucking stain in

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that toilet when he left it. So are you an ambidextrous

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jerker, or are you a single hand? Okay, you know,

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was not expecting that question, but I have a

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very bizarre... Welcome back, Tyler, to the podcast.

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So I'm not ambidextrous. I'm not ambidextrous,

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but I... I am left -handed in certain things

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and right -handed in certain things. Jerking

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off. You're a left -handed jerker? I am a left

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jerk. You're a left jerk. The phone is held in

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the right hand. You're a left jerker, too? Really?

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I mean, in a bind. I can manage. I can swap it

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out. It feels like somebody else sometimes. That's

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called the stranger. Using your non -dominant

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hand. I am an ambidextrous jerker, but I'm a

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right -leaning jerker. You're a right -wing jerker.

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I'm a right -wing jerker, but I can't go... I'm

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a conservative jerker. I'm a conservative jerker.

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You see, me and Casey, we're liberal jerkers.

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You're a liberal jerker. You're a liberal jerker.

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I am a right -wing jerker. I'm a libertarian

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jerker. I feel like I'm an independent jerker.

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I feel like the people who hump pillows are...

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They're anarchist jerkers. They're anarchist

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jerkers. What would you call a fleshlight? What

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would you call a fleshlight? What would that

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be? That would be a totalitarian jerker. A dictatorship.

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That is Nazism and jerking forward. Fascist masturbator.

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Jesus Christ. That's the name of the episode.

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Fascist jerker. How about this question? Is it

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gay if you fuck a fleshlight? No. Wait, it's

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a mold of your own butthole. Okay. That's weird.

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How do you mold your own butthole is my question.

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They mold porn stars' buttholes. Yeah, but I

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feel like that's just a scam. Everybody's asshole

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looks the same. It's just a fucking balloon knob.

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I do get the pussy mold being different because

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pussies do look different. I mean, there's the

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overall pussy look, but each pussy has their

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own kind of folds and shit. Did I tell the story

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about the gift that kept giving in my college

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group? Your right hand. We had a running joke

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in my college friend group where whoever's birthday

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it was would get the half torso fleshlight. Like

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the one that's like... Oh, Jesus. It has like

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fake tits on it. But it's about like... Yeah,

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but no arms, no head. No arms, no head. And the

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thing was you had to... Nobody wanted to keep

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it. But throwing it out, you had to throw it

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out in a way where the cops wouldn't think you're

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throwing away a body. And that was the joke that

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kept giving. Because one guy... i did it once

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and then everybody's like this is the funniest

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fucking thing ever so and everybody on their

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birthday got a fucking half torso fucking uh

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uh, half torso fleshlight and you had to throw

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it out in a certain way or else the cops would

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be like, Hey, what the fuck is this? You just

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fucking, I feel like you make yourself more of

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a criminal. The more you overthink it next thing

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you know, you're dumping it in like a New Jersey

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swamp. It's a fucking mafia. We've discovered

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a corpse called a call the FBI guys. This is

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a fucking jerk off toy. Like no work. We're good

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here. But like what I did when I got mine, because

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I, of course I had to get my one. I got, it and

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then i was like all right i'm gonna throw it

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into a garbage bag with the rest of the garbage

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so it doesn't just look like a torso in the garbage

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are you were you like meticulously building like

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you have like a base layer and then i put it

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i put the torso in and then i put the fucking

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thing around but like that is such a funny joke

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gift because no one wants it and it's so fucking

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big that you can't just like hide it and there's

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no good way to get rid of it all right tyler

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how many times did you take it for a spin before

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you threw it I did not actually take it first.

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I did play with the titties though. Like I didn't

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like jerk off on it, but like, I just want, it's

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the titties are like very, it's, it's not like

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a, like a size of a human torso. It's like a,

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it's very small, but like the titties were fucking

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hysterical. Cause like you can smack them and

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they would just go. Fuck. But yeah, dude, it

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was so fun. And then one guy just kept it. He's

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like, I'm actually going to fuck it. It's like.

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That makes sense. That tracks. Jesus Christ.

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He was hoping he got it. He was like, ah, damn.

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Shit. Beans. If you're ever looking for a joke

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gift that you just want somebody to have to have

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the struggle of throwing it away, just buy one

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of those for somebody. All right. I'm going to

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buy one for Cece. That would be very funny. Just

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be like, yo, check this out. Be like, good luck

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getting that bastard, daughter. Mommy, what's

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that? Oh, that's the half torso of your sibling.

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Don't you worry about it. You didn't see a thing,

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kiddo. You know how you have your dolls? Well,

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daddy gave me this one. I'm going to hell. My

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one buddy literally got it, and then he threw

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it in the college dumpster. He just didn't even

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take it home. He just threw it in the college

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dumpster. There was an in -depth investigation

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going on for that guy, for sure. That's so fucking

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funny. I feel like if you buy one of those things,

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you're probably on a watch list. Probably. That's

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just like... I mean, I've always seen... You

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guys ever get ads for that shit on your fucking...

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One of the main reasons I deleted fucking Instagram

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was... all my shit, even though I never engaged

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in it ever, like I didn't like, I didn't follow.

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I didn't watch them. I tried to scroll through

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them as quick as I could, but on social media,

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it would just be straight up porn. And then occasionally

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I'd get like ads from team you that like, you

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could fucking like, you could get like, yeah,

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the fleshlights and shit. Yeah. And it would

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be like fleshlights, crack pipes, like all this

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fucking, like just the worst shit. Like the,

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the only shit that you would not want on your

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phone screen while you're at work. It was all

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of it. It was like drug paraphernalia. genitalia

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sex toys like i had i had the fucking issue when

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i get like the ads for like the ai porn like

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thing where there's like this ai chat bot does

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not take anybody's clothes off completely legal

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you'll come in 0 .06 seconds playing this game

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horse come dot com but like it's like like they

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would do shit like that and then they'd be like

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yo This chat bot has no filters. And it's just

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like, pay us $75 a month. Oh, God. We got to

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fucking weed out the people that use those things.

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Oh, my God. Did you buy any of the crack pipes?

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No, I did not fucking buy any of the crack pipes.

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I did see on Cold Ones, they just bought the

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most unhinged things that they could on Teemu.

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And they got like 18 crack pipes. They were never

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called what they were, too. It was like herb

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pipe. Yeah, it would be like glass decoration,

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hand -blown glass, made of 100 % glass, no smoking.

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Dude, it's a fucking crack pipe, alright? It's

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very clearly a fucking crack pipe that you're

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selling for a concerningly cheap price. 89 cents.

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If I was a crack addict, I would not get my pipe

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from fucking Teemu. That's wild. Where do people

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even get crack pipes? I mean, you can buy them

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in any head shop for the most part. Like, buying

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a crack pipe, you can call it, like, a bowl if

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you wanted to. What is, like, if you're not buying

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a crack pipe for crack, what could you smoke

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out of it? I don't know. I'm not familiar. I'm

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not a guy who smokes weed or anything. Is there

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a way that you could smoke weed out of a crack

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pipe? Probably. I don't know what a crack pipe

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really is. Yeah, I don't know the in -depth.

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A crack pipe is literally just like a sphere,

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like a sphere. At the end of a cylinder. Like

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the end of a tube. I guess you could put weed

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in it, just like a bowl. It just looks like a

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bowl, right? Or you could put tobacco in it.

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It doesn't have like a thing. You have to like

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heat it up around. Well, there's got to be a

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hole. There's got to be a hole at the end of

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the pipe, though. Otherwise, you wouldn't be

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able to inhale through it. So I imagine if you

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put weed in whatever that hole is that your mouth

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doesn't go on and you lit the weed up. through

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that you could smoke through it i would fucking

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dude i was a fucking chaotic motherfucker in

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high school we i most of the times i smoked weed

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it was through aluminum foil i thought you're

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gonna say i smoked crack in high school i use

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the tbu crack pipe No. I would use a fucking

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Poland Springs water bottle. One of these things.

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You take a lighter to it. You burn a hole in

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the bottom. Take this thing off the top. If you

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were bougie and you had a setup that you could

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hide from your parents, you'd take a knife and

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screw the top here. Then you'd put a quarter

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inch socket through the top and you'd use the

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socket as the bowl. And you'd smoke it. Then

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you'd have, like, a Burger King cup or something

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that had an open end that would be filled up,

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like, halfway with water. After you burned the

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hole here, then you'd put that on. You'd put

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your little thing on the top. You'd light it

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and then slowly lift it so the water would get

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pulled out of here and into there. So you just

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made a homemade gravity bomb? Yes. A bug gravity

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bomb. Yes. We called them gates there in Bethlehem,

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though. So you'd be dropping gates. And you'd

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fuck for a week. Yeah, they were fucking... Yeah,

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you would smoke, like, a... Fifteenth of a gram

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and be the highest you've been in your entire

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fucking life. They were like, it was a ghetto

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way. Can we, can we, can I get the other one?

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Can I get the spicy vape? Yeah, I'll take that

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off your hand. So I, in Waterfleet, lean was

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a pretty big fucking thing. Like lean was pretty

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big. I had lean by mistake because they said

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it was grape fucking Sprite. You fucking, that's

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crazy that you have done a drug that I have not.

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Yeah, I have done lean because they said it was

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a fucking thing. And I was like, wait a fucking

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second. And I'm like, dude, I feel like fucking

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shit right now. Like it, it did not feel good.

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Like it, the best way I can describe it is it's

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like a nicotine head high, but like 10 times

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worse and things like feel like they're doing

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like, And I was like, what the fuck? And then

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I smashed a glass table. Yeah, it's an opiate.

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It's going to be addicting. It wasn't codeine

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in it, but I got a combination thing of NyQuil

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and DayQuil. And I don't think I did enough NyQuil

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for it to hit me as hard. Maybe I did. I don't

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know. I was fucking wide awake and I was trying

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to put myself to bed. I was sick a handful of

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weeks ago. And I probably did like three doses

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throughout the night. And then I went to bed

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that night. And, dude, I was fucking, like, tripping

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out. Because I was talking to CeCe, and I was

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like, why the fuck did I have to show ID to buy

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this shit? I was like, it doesn't have codeine

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in it. Like, what's going to get me high? The

00:19:39.970 --> 00:19:42.349
fucking Benadryl? Like, I just don't fucking

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get it. And I wasn't sleepy or anything. But,

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dude, it was just fucking weird. It didn't feel

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like melatonin. It didn't feel like weed, alcohol,

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or anything. It was just a difference. whatever

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it is there was something psychoactive in it

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at the dose that I did it because it was like

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I wasn't like tripping out or anything I robo

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tripped I guess I robo tripped I robo tripped

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semi on purpose but like that's kind of like

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seeing the hat man type shit is robo tripping

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Well, yeah. I mean, I'm assuming if it's the

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same drug class, like if it's like an antihistamine,

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if you take enough of any of them, you're going

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to start tripping the fuck out. You're going

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to see the hat man, dude. Dextromethorphan. I

00:20:24.859 --> 00:20:28.019
can't take fucking Benadryl anymore. Dextromethorphan?

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Is that it? Because that's what makes you robo

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-tripped. Okay, so yeah. You were fucking robo

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-tripped. I robo -tripped. I did that one time.

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Did the hat man show up and be like, yo, you

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owe me $20? No, it was a very pleasant sensation.

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Because I didn't know. I had a buddy who tried

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to make me do lean in high school because we'd

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smoke a bunch of weed together and he's like

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oh man like let's go to a party and do this shit

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tonight i'm not fucking doing that that's crazy

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i smoked a lot of hookah in high school because

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like one kid would bring the hookah to like the

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the uh the like the track parties yeah and you

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just smoke hookah and like i was like that's

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awesome and i was like like hookah hookah was

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fine hookah's cool i did that at a handful of

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parties with one of our ex -co -workers but uh

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That was always a great time. But my nicotine

00:21:12.569 --> 00:21:14.990
tolerance was so fucking high at the time working

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for Mohawk that, like, I never got a head high

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off of the thing. I never got sick, and I would

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just nail the thing the entire time. Dude, that

00:21:21.930 --> 00:21:25.369
blueberry fucking hookah that you got was awesome.

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That was pretty good. I still have a bunch of

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tobacco and shit over there. It's just, like,

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I can't help because it feels so pleasant when

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you inhale off of it. You just would never guess

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that it's... Can we fucking set up the hookah?

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It's so fucking bad for you, though. Dude, I

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love hookah. It's so bad. It's like the equivalent

00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:43.359
of what? 17 zingerettes or something? Yeah, it's

00:21:43.359 --> 00:21:46.259
something insane. Dude, if we set up the hookah,

00:21:46.279 --> 00:21:48.660
I'd smoke it right now. Yeah. I just remember

00:21:48.660 --> 00:21:50.799
the statistic was like smoking hookah for an

00:21:50.799 --> 00:21:54.319
hour. You can set it up. I don't think I'm going

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to smoke the hookah. All right. That's an autistic

00:21:57.339 --> 00:21:59.500
hyperfixation. Send like a guitar case over there

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or something. I think. Well, it's a fucking hookah

00:22:03.200 --> 00:22:07.559
case today. No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

00:22:07.859 --> 00:22:10.759
It's a little bit of a process to get the hookah

00:22:10.759 --> 00:22:16.180
smoking. I think it's in like a soft case. Come

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with me Friday. Don't say maybe. I'm just a teenage

00:22:24.759 --> 00:22:32.059
dirtbag baby like you. Oh, yeah, it must be in

00:22:32.059 --> 00:22:33.799
there. Sorry, I'm just giving color commentary

00:22:33.799 --> 00:22:36.940
for our listeners while these two fucking degenerates

00:22:36.940 --> 00:22:38.980
set up a hookah. Should we tell Tyler about the

00:22:38.980 --> 00:22:43.619
match, the boxing match? Oh, yeah, Tyler's going

00:22:43.619 --> 00:22:46.460
to fucking love this idea. Casey, you explain

00:22:46.460 --> 00:22:48.720
it to him. Tyler, you're going to be a huge...

00:22:48.720 --> 00:22:51.859
No, you've seen chess boxing, right? Yes. I think

00:22:51.859 --> 00:22:54.359
we would be evenly matched because you're better

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at boxing and I'm better at chess, so, like,

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I think... It would be an even fight. But here's

00:23:02.230 --> 00:23:04.029
the thing. He doesn't want to play for anything.

00:23:05.789 --> 00:23:09.410
I just want the honor. Yeah, you get the honor,

00:23:09.509 --> 00:23:11.470
but you're at least going to have one round in

00:23:11.470 --> 00:23:14.210
the ring with Tyler. And like I said, I think

00:23:14.210 --> 00:23:15.750
you're going to be able to somewhat defend yourself,

00:23:15.910 --> 00:23:17.509
but Tyler's going to get the better of you in

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boxing. We'll play for one Jeopardy win. I just

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feel like Tyler's not going to have that big

00:23:22.410 --> 00:23:24.569
of a blow to his pride when you beat him at chess

00:23:24.569 --> 00:23:26.970
if he got to punch you as many times as he wanted

00:23:26.970 --> 00:23:32.509
to. We just need some water. Yeah, you need water

00:23:32.509 --> 00:23:36.650
and... You guys... We're doing a podcast and

00:23:36.650 --> 00:23:40.369
now we're just... There wasn't a better time

00:23:40.369 --> 00:23:42.930
for this. We have to do it while we're on the

00:23:42.930 --> 00:23:45.150
air. I mean, I could sit up during break. During

00:23:45.150 --> 00:23:47.029
break, yeah. I feel like during the break...

00:23:47.029 --> 00:23:48.910
Well, I'm figuring out the Jeopardy week should

00:23:48.910 --> 00:23:50.509
do it. Oh, the hoses? I think they're in the

00:23:50.509 --> 00:23:53.589
bag. Isn't there a bag on top of there? There's

00:23:53.589 --> 00:23:59.309
like a Target bag. Yeah. All right. Do our listeners

00:23:59.309 --> 00:24:01.890
have any song requests for me to sing quietly?

00:24:02.490 --> 00:24:05.029
How about Randy Walters is a son of a bitch?

00:24:05.549 --> 00:24:09.009
Randy Walters is a son of a bitch. That's the

00:24:09.009 --> 00:24:12.069
only one that I know. So, Adam, did you see the

00:24:12.069 --> 00:24:18.359
Generation Alpha Ice Agents? Nope. Somebody took

00:24:18.359 --> 00:24:21.440
a picture of these ICEAs in an airport, and they

00:24:21.440 --> 00:24:22.880
all look like they're in fucking middle school

00:24:22.880 --> 00:24:25.059
now. That's awesome. So they just hire anyone,

00:24:25.259 --> 00:24:27.279
and they're like... I fucking hate mangoes. He

00:24:27.279 --> 00:24:30.579
sent ICE into the airports to replace TSA because

00:24:30.579 --> 00:24:33.839
they aren't getting paid. Oh, my God. Because

00:24:33.839 --> 00:24:35.859
they don't pass the bill. The ICE is rapidly

00:24:35.859 --> 00:24:37.920
turning into the Gestapo. I'm just going to come

00:24:37.920 --> 00:24:40.440
out and say it. They're just like a fucking presidential

00:24:40.440 --> 00:24:45.039
task force at this point. Ooh, freshman. Dude,

00:24:45.059 --> 00:24:48.319
I saw like... Can I get that vape? The normal

00:24:48.319 --> 00:24:50.940
one, the not spicy one? I think Tyler had that.

00:24:51.019 --> 00:24:54.099
The other one was really spicy. It made me feel

00:24:54.099 --> 00:24:56.460
flunky. I don't got enough nails. I saw this

00:24:56.460 --> 00:25:00.819
today. Pete Hegseth, he told the army that Trump

00:25:00.819 --> 00:25:03.099
would not want to stand next to a black man in

00:25:03.099 --> 00:25:06.599
general at his military events, so he took the

00:25:06.599 --> 00:25:11.799
general off the promotion list. Wow. How do you

00:25:11.799 --> 00:25:14.819
get the charcoal on top? You put it in there?

00:25:14.920 --> 00:25:18.220
You put the charcoal in here. Oh, no. No, you

00:25:18.220 --> 00:25:21.099
put one of the coals on top, yeah. You need aluminum

00:25:21.099 --> 00:25:22.980
foil, though, don't you? Yeah, you wrap it in

00:25:22.980 --> 00:25:27.539
foil. Okay. See? Now you fuckers are going to

00:25:27.539 --> 00:25:29.440
smoke through aluminum foil today. What's this

00:25:29.440 --> 00:25:32.440
one? That's mint. Fresh mint. Is there other

00:25:32.440 --> 00:25:34.940
ones there, too? There's blueberry, mango, and

00:25:34.940 --> 00:25:43.139
weed. Weed? Purple haze. I hurt myself. Strawberry,

00:25:43.139 --> 00:25:48.400
strawberry. To see if I still feel. All right,

00:25:48.420 --> 00:25:50.079
well, we'll take a break and I'll sign off if

00:25:50.079 --> 00:25:54.039
you want. Tried to kill it all the way. We'll

00:25:54.039 --> 00:26:10.759
be back. The only thing. Welcome back to Untitled

00:26:10.759 --> 00:26:18.799
Podcast. This is a lemon pound cake, bro. Welcome

00:26:18.799 --> 00:26:27.819
back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back.

00:26:28.039 --> 00:26:32.460
Welcome back. We're smoking a hookah. We're trying

00:26:32.460 --> 00:26:35.849
to... I'm gonna get sick if I hit this too many

00:26:35.849 --> 00:26:45.029
times. What flavor we got here? Y 'all put barely

00:26:45.029 --> 00:26:47.230
enough water in the bottom of that thing. I'm

00:26:47.230 --> 00:26:50.190
just inhaling straight hookah. You can fill it

00:26:50.190 --> 00:26:56.230
up more. Well, not all the way. Just put an inch

00:26:56.230 --> 00:27:06.819
past the stem. You want some? He literally just

00:27:06.819 --> 00:27:11.480
hit me. I'm good. I'll fucking eat that thing.

00:27:11.700 --> 00:27:13.920
So, Ally Mac, have you heard about Palm Beach

00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:17.220
Pete? Nope. Tell me about him. He's just a guy

00:27:17.220 --> 00:27:19.099
in Palm Beach that looks exactly like Jeffrey

00:27:19.099 --> 00:27:22.140
Epstein. Oh. He looks like a fat Jeffrey Epstein.

00:27:22.259 --> 00:27:24.640
Let's say that. I thought you said he was in

00:27:24.640 --> 00:27:26.680
Israel. You think we're fucking stupid, Ally

00:27:26.680 --> 00:27:28.680
Mac. I thought Jeffrey Epstein was in Israel.

00:27:28.759 --> 00:27:32.940
He says, I took a DNA test, and I'm second cousins

00:27:32.940 --> 00:27:37.799
with Jeffrey Epstein. Okay. Look into this guy.

00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:43.519
If you take the letters S -I -N, Sin, out of

00:27:43.519 --> 00:27:48.440
Epstein, it spells Pete. If you scramble them

00:27:48.440 --> 00:27:51.700
around. They think we're fucking stupid, Alleyback.

00:27:52.079 --> 00:27:54.599
This is fucking retarded dancing. I think we're

00:27:54.599 --> 00:27:56.660
digging a little bit too far into it here. They

00:27:56.660 --> 00:28:00.539
have a shot of his teeth. His teeth look exactly

00:28:00.539 --> 00:28:03.640
like Epstein's. They're not straight. I mean,

00:28:03.640 --> 00:28:05.500
Jeffrey Epstein is a pretty generic -looking

00:28:05.500 --> 00:28:08.680
white dude, though. He's not a white dude. I

00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:11.279
think he's unique -looking. He's got that weird,

00:28:11.339 --> 00:28:13.720
like, chin. Is he Israeli? He's got a very flat

00:28:13.720 --> 00:28:15.920
face. Yeah, he's Israeli. Is he actually? Is

00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:19.259
he what? Is Jeffrey Epstein Israeli? Yeah. That

00:28:19.259 --> 00:28:20.920
sounds like some shit you're just making up.

00:28:21.059 --> 00:28:23.779
He's not. No, he was born in America. No, he's

00:28:23.779 --> 00:28:26.740
not, like, from Israel, but he has, like, Israeli

00:28:26.740 --> 00:28:28.819
or, like... His family's probably from Israel

00:28:28.819 --> 00:28:32.769
if he's Jewish. Oh. Shows how much I know. I

00:28:32.769 --> 00:28:34.849
think he was born in New York, right? He's got

00:28:34.849 --> 00:28:36.509
a New York accent. Dude, you're fucking asking

00:28:36.509 --> 00:28:38.609
me. I just said I don't fucking know. Yeah, he

00:28:38.609 --> 00:28:42.849
was born in New York. I'm not Epstein. I think

00:28:42.849 --> 00:28:46.670
he's still alive. Can we all just, for a fact

00:28:46.670 --> 00:28:48.930
on a podcast, say, I am not Jeffrey Epstein?

00:28:49.190 --> 00:28:51.569
Because I am not Jeffrey Epstein. Debatable.

00:28:52.450 --> 00:28:55.730
If you put his name through a cipher and remove

00:28:55.730 --> 00:29:01.250
the numbers, it spells Tyler. If you take out

00:29:01.250 --> 00:29:04.829
Jeffrey Epstein and add in the letters T -Y -L

00:29:04.829 --> 00:29:08.250
-E -R, then it says Tyler. Yeah, yeah. You have

00:29:08.250 --> 00:29:10.650
the fucking negative win of Jeffrey Epstein.

00:29:10.710 --> 00:29:14.009
You are Jeffrey Epstein. God damn it! I'm Jeffrey

00:29:14.009 --> 00:29:16.190
Epstein the whole time? Yeah, they gave you a

00:29:16.190 --> 00:29:18.589
fucking Men in Black fucking memory eraser. You

00:29:18.589 --> 00:29:23.069
actually are Epstein. Damn, dude. I think it's

00:29:23.069 --> 00:29:25.089
safe to say at this point in the podcast that

00:29:25.089 --> 00:29:28.029
Alex Jones is right about everything. Did you

00:29:28.029 --> 00:29:31.829
guys see that video of him? I don't know whose

00:29:31.829 --> 00:29:34.230
podcast he was on, but he was on a podcast talking

00:29:34.230 --> 00:29:38.730
about how fucking, whatchamacallit, InfoWars

00:29:38.730 --> 00:29:41.829
is finally shutting down. Yeah, you can understand

00:29:41.829 --> 00:29:44.529
every sixth word that comes out of his mouth.

00:29:44.730 --> 00:29:49.150
He's like, we'll be back. Tim Pool. I think that's

00:29:49.150 --> 00:29:53.109
Timcast. JB, can you pull that clip up of fucking

00:29:53.109 --> 00:29:57.859
Tyler Jones? i think i think it's worth listening

00:29:57.859 --> 00:30:00.819
to because he just he fucking one i laugh every

00:30:00.819 --> 00:30:03.500
time i hear him speak and two it just doesn't

00:30:03.500 --> 00:30:05.940
also have like a fucking medical episode on it

00:30:05.940 --> 00:30:11.630
too and he's like the podcast and the money and

00:30:11.630 --> 00:30:13.150
they're trying to shut us down and then anyway

00:30:13.150 --> 00:30:15.410
so anyways yeah it's unfortunately going off

00:30:15.410 --> 00:30:17.869
the air but we're gonna be back and it's it's

00:30:17.869 --> 00:30:20.910
just you know it's just they just keep fucking

00:30:20.910 --> 00:30:23.109
and then and then they come over and and well

00:30:23.109 --> 00:30:25.430
anyways we're gonna be back what podcast was

00:30:25.430 --> 00:30:27.789
he on i think it was on a timcast look up just

00:30:27.789 --> 00:30:30.269
like alex jones talks about info war shutting

00:30:30.269 --> 00:30:32.529
down it'll it'll pull a clip up you don't need

00:30:32.529 --> 00:30:35.109
to listen to some fucking 20 minute video here

00:30:35.759 --> 00:30:38.160
I just found it quite entertaining. Oh, geez.

00:30:39.140 --> 00:30:43.079
Oh, you got it? It's a big joke. It's not really,

00:30:43.119 --> 00:30:44.720
though. I mean, it is, but it isn't. It's also

00:30:44.720 --> 00:30:48.759
inspiring. My voice will completely go into this.

00:30:51.420 --> 00:30:54.500
It's a God transmission. It's a human under attack.

00:30:54.799 --> 00:31:05.539
Ah! Ah! Ah! Tyler, this is what you turn into.

00:31:06.819 --> 00:31:10.559
This is what you turn into. This is what's going

00:31:10.559 --> 00:31:13.460
to happen to us someday. We're going to get shut

00:31:13.460 --> 00:31:17.920
down by the fucking Israelis. The first five

00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:20.059
seconds of that video were incredible. Tyler,

00:31:20.140 --> 00:31:22.299
did you hear it? No, I didn't. Oh, please play

00:31:22.299 --> 00:31:24.779
that back again, Casey. Can you muster up more

00:31:24.779 --> 00:31:28.019
pride? It's a big joke. It's not really, though.

00:31:28.099 --> 00:31:29.839
I mean, it is, but it isn't. It's also inspiring.

00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:35.539
My voice will completely go. It's my resistance

00:31:35.539 --> 00:31:38.660
to them. It's a God transmission. It's a human

00:31:38.660 --> 00:31:50.440
under attack. We're going to beat these people.

00:31:53.039 --> 00:31:54.619
I'm not trying to be dramatic here, but it's

00:31:54.619 --> 00:31:56.980
been a hard fight. It sounds like fucking Kyle

00:31:56.980 --> 00:31:59.140
on the last podcast. People hate our children.

00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:01.279
I didn't listen to that. What was going on with

00:32:01.279 --> 00:32:04.059
Kyle on the podcast? I don't know. I didn't hear

00:32:04.059 --> 00:32:07.819
it yet. Speaking of which, what did you think

00:32:07.819 --> 00:32:10.440
about my Hope Corps Jesus message there? Did

00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:13.400
you like that? I think it was very Christian.

00:32:14.319 --> 00:32:18.019
Yeah, it was very in -depth. I just loved the

00:32:18.019 --> 00:32:19.859
way that Casey described it to me. It was just

00:32:19.859 --> 00:32:23.549
every cast member. performing their own form

00:32:23.549 --> 00:32:29.430
of autism. It just added all the shit that we

00:32:29.430 --> 00:32:31.630
would absolutely yell at each other to shut the

00:32:31.630 --> 00:32:33.789
fuck up about if we were there, and it was just

00:32:33.789 --> 00:32:36.170
a fucking blank sheet for them. What the fuck

00:32:36.170 --> 00:32:40.390
did you talk about? I just got your text, by

00:32:40.390 --> 00:32:43.730
the way. Okay, that's great. A bit late now.

00:32:43.990 --> 00:32:47.509
I had the flu, so I was just kind of reacting

00:32:47.509 --> 00:32:51.789
to a bunch of funny shit in the news. Yeah, Casey

00:32:51.789 --> 00:32:53.990
convinced me that everything is gone forever,

00:32:54.109 --> 00:32:58.250
and we're already dead. We're dying. I mean,

00:32:58.289 --> 00:33:01.569
we might be. You're dead already. We could be

00:33:01.569 --> 00:33:04.509
brain cells in a Petri dish. But instead, you

00:33:04.509 --> 00:33:11.609
didn't. You've chosen the path of pain. We're

00:33:11.609 --> 00:33:15.339
being murdered. We're being murdered. Half of

00:33:15.339 --> 00:33:19.160
us will be dead in two weeks. Look that, I want

00:33:19.160 --> 00:33:21.539
to hear that video. Look that up. Honestly, that's

00:33:21.539 --> 00:33:23.619
worth looking up. Dude, I could listen to a fucking

00:33:23.619 --> 00:33:26.599
24 -hour compilation of Alex Jones talking. Just

00:33:26.599 --> 00:33:28.240
Alex Jones saying schizo shit. And it's just,

00:33:28.359 --> 00:33:31.180
it never, that's the gift that keeps on giving.

00:33:31.299 --> 00:33:34.599
That really is. And then every once in a while,

00:33:34.619 --> 00:33:37.079
he says some shit that makes sense, but he says

00:33:37.079 --> 00:33:40.019
it in such a chaotic, just crazy way. We're being

00:33:40.019 --> 00:33:42.579
murdered. If he was just a better comedian. You're

00:33:42.579 --> 00:33:44.619
dead already. It's actually hard to find Alex

00:33:44.619 --> 00:33:47.299
Jones because he's like blacklisted. He is blacklisted

00:33:47.299 --> 00:33:49.420
from YouTube. Yeah, I don't know if I can find

00:33:49.420 --> 00:33:52.240
that. Dude, type in Alex Jones comms people.

00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:54.539
That's how I found that. Comms people? Yes, that's

00:33:54.539 --> 00:33:56.599
the name of the video. Yeah, Alex Jones comms

00:33:56.599 --> 00:34:01.220
people. It's not there anymore. No. If I can

00:34:01.220 --> 00:34:02.819
find it, I'll send it over to you because it's

00:34:02.819 --> 00:34:06.799
fucking hysterical. We'll be right back on the

00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:09.139
Untitled Podcast. Everybody's going to look at

00:34:09.139 --> 00:34:16.179
their phones to try to find this video. Oh, no.

00:34:17.239 --> 00:34:20.400
God, that's the most whacker thing I've ever

00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:22.860
seen. When first responders have to respond to

00:34:22.860 --> 00:34:27.280
a pediatric emergency. Oh, man. Oh, no. So are

00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:30.559
you familiar with the comedian Drewski? Yes.

00:34:30.639 --> 00:34:34.460
No. You just dressed up like Erica Kirk. I heard

00:34:34.460 --> 00:34:37.539
Cece was asking her brother about that before

00:34:37.539 --> 00:34:40.539
I left. And it was something about like he's

00:34:40.539 --> 00:34:44.219
getting sued or something. Yeah, because he did

00:34:44.219 --> 00:34:48.760
Whiteface. Are you fucking kidding me? You sue

00:34:48.760 --> 00:34:51.719
everybody every SNL skit that they do that parodies

00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:56.239
somebody. Oh, he was an SNL skit? No, I'm saying

00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:58.880
like that's a parody. You're suing comedians

00:34:58.880 --> 00:35:02.559
for doing comedy now? That's crazy. Please tell

00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:05.059
me you can find it, Tyler. I'm looking for it.

00:35:05.159 --> 00:35:10.300
That can't be erased. That's a fucking mythic

00:35:10.300 --> 00:35:12.920
poll of lost media if that's gone. I'm going

00:35:12.920 --> 00:35:15.159
to need to see that video again. The Anti -Defamation

00:35:15.159 --> 00:35:17.539
League fucking is the first thing that comes

00:35:17.539 --> 00:35:23.719
up for Alex Jones. That's so fucking funny. You're

00:35:23.719 --> 00:35:26.840
dead already. We're being murdered. Half of us

00:35:26.840 --> 00:35:32.769
will be dead in two weeks. Ugh. Oh, God. Alex

00:35:32.769 --> 00:35:39.210
Jones calms people. It's got to be here. Dude,

00:35:39.309 --> 00:35:43.929
Alex Jones is so fucking funny. Alex Jones rants

00:35:43.929 --> 00:35:46.329
as an indie folk song. That's such a good one,

00:35:46.329 --> 00:35:51.829
too. I could verbatim quote this entire thing.

00:36:16.889 --> 00:36:22.090
I actually never saw the original skit that he

00:36:22.090 --> 00:36:33.840
did. That's funny. Damn. I have them on video.

00:36:34.559 --> 00:36:37.440
I just love the fucking part in the court trial

00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:39.480
where they're like, Miller is in the creepy weird

00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:42.260
sick stuff, man. They're like, you are aware

00:36:42.260 --> 00:36:47.400
that your attorney sent us all of your text messages,

00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:50.960
right? To Alex Jones? Yeah. His fucking lawyer

00:36:50.960 --> 00:36:57.840
sent the defense, or sent the plaintiff's attorney.

00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:02.239
every text message by accident like all of the

00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:05.219
stuff that incriminated alex jones they waited

00:37:05.219 --> 00:37:07.639
until he denied everything that was in the text

00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:09.980
i found it i found it i found it i'll send it

00:37:09.980 --> 00:37:13.340
to the group chat give me a second yes is it

00:37:13.340 --> 00:37:15.880
the actual video it's the actual video fuck yes

00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:18.840
it's not the original but it's a re -upload okay

00:37:18.840 --> 00:37:21.159
all right all right casey it's on there you gotta

00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:24.059
you gotta fucking put that on there all right

00:37:24.780 --> 00:37:29.639
Hell yeah, dude. I had to fucking circle back

00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:45.019
around it. Give me more volume. Please. Fuck

00:37:45.019 --> 00:37:55.480
all the way. You're dead already. You don't like

00:37:55.480 --> 00:37:58.219
giving your little boys transgender drugs? How

00:37:58.219 --> 00:38:00.760
about we just kill you, everybody? Like, we try

00:38:00.760 --> 00:38:03.559
to just let you die quietly, but since you didn't,

00:38:03.559 --> 00:38:07.019
you've chosen the path of pain. But the people

00:38:07.019 --> 00:38:10.460
doing this that serve the fallen one. The fallen

00:38:10.460 --> 00:38:15.940
one. The fallen one. Satan. He's very real. And

00:38:15.940 --> 00:38:19.780
wants to destroy you and your family forever.

00:38:23.170 --> 00:38:25.110
You got to let it keep going. There's more to

00:38:25.110 --> 00:38:26.510
it, isn't there? That was the end of the video.

00:38:26.670 --> 00:38:31.329
Fuck. The ending was, it was, okay, he did that,

00:38:31.349 --> 00:38:34.269
and he was like. I used to feel sorry. I used

00:38:34.269 --> 00:38:36.210
to feel sorry for people who were coming after

00:38:36.210 --> 00:38:39.889
me. Because I'm like. Would the dramatic camera

00:38:39.889 --> 00:38:43.250
pan out when he says that? And he goes, I'm like

00:38:43.250 --> 00:38:47.650
an insane killer ape. And he starts going, you're

00:38:47.650 --> 00:38:49.659
going to burn in hell. You're going to burn in

00:38:49.659 --> 00:38:52.500
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he fucking shows up. I'm sorry. I'm the flake,

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I know. I wanted to talk about Resident Evil

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9. Great game. It was a really good game. I hated

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the grace parts. I fucking hated the Grace parts,

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but the Leon parts, I was like, yo. I don't think

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that Leon's parts would feel as good if Grace's

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parts weren't there, though. Dude, because when

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you're playing as Leon, you're like, this guy

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fucks. You just feel indestructible when you

00:41:18.099 --> 00:41:20.320
play as him. Which is funny, because realistically,

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you can do just as much damage as Grace. Your

00:41:23.260 --> 00:41:25.619
weapons are just a little bit shittier, and ammo's

00:41:25.619 --> 00:41:29.380
a bit tougher to come across. But also you can't

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do like the fucking like roundhouse kicks and

00:41:33.360 --> 00:41:36.739
like axe fucking finishers. No, no, but it's

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just, I don't know. You just feel like when you

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play as Leon, it's like, I remember the first

00:41:40.519 --> 00:41:41.860
time they swapped me to Leon. I was like, oh

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fuck, this is going to be hard. There's like

00:41:43.300 --> 00:41:45.360
three zombies. And this guy here was like, this

00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:48.199
guy fucks. Wait a minute. Nevermind. I have a

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fucking chainsaw now. Because I thought that

00:41:53.679 --> 00:41:55.800
he couldn't pick it up. After I shot the chainsaw

00:41:55.800 --> 00:41:58.019
guy, I'm like, whatever. And then another zombie

00:41:58.019 --> 00:42:01.340
picks it up. I'm like, oh, fuck. Yeah, I saw

00:42:01.340 --> 00:42:03.199
that. And then it's like skipping across the

00:42:03.199 --> 00:42:06.840
floor, too. And it's like, fuck me. The one part

00:42:06.840 --> 00:42:08.679
I will say was pretty funny, I just want to tell,

00:42:08.760 --> 00:42:11.179
was Casey was in a Discord call with me while

00:42:11.179 --> 00:42:13.619
he was playing through the part where he needs

00:42:13.619 --> 00:42:16.539
to fight against the... Yeah, spoilers for the

00:42:16.539 --> 00:42:20.179
end of the game, pretty much. For all our listeners

00:42:20.179 --> 00:42:23.119
who play Resident Evil. Leon is fighting against

00:42:23.119 --> 00:42:29.800
the elite agents of the fucking Umbrella. Casey

00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:33.900
died probably 40 times to these people. And he

00:42:33.900 --> 00:42:36.199
kept asking me what to do. And I'd give you advice.

00:42:37.099 --> 00:42:40.280
And then you would go in. Well, that's what I

00:42:40.280 --> 00:42:41.539
told him. I was like, try to pick a couple of

00:42:41.539 --> 00:42:42.780
them off. All right, now you're going to want

00:42:42.780 --> 00:42:44.699
to crouch walk. Use the red tanks because then

00:42:44.699 --> 00:42:46.539
you can make the fucking liquor come out. Which

00:42:46.539 --> 00:42:49.039
part was this? I thought this was the guy. This

00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:50.699
was the part where you have to climb the ladder,

00:42:50.719 --> 00:42:52.800
cross to the other side, and then fight all the

00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:56.320
guys that have guns. Right before you fight Hunk.

00:42:57.279 --> 00:43:00.199
and I just loved it because Casey kept getting...

00:43:00.199 --> 00:43:01.559
Oh, that guy started shooting back at you. I

00:43:01.559 --> 00:43:02.960
was like, what the fuck? This is Resident Evil.

00:43:03.239 --> 00:43:05.260
This is not fucking Call of Duty multiplayer.

00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:08.599
Casey was, bro can't handle multiplayer in Call

00:43:08.599 --> 00:43:10.760
of Duty. Dude, I remember the last time me and

00:43:10.760 --> 00:43:13.039
Casey played multiplayer because me and Hauser

00:43:13.039 --> 00:43:16.179
were playing fucking Call of Duty and like, Hauser's

00:43:16.179 --> 00:43:19.000
a fucking phenomenal Call of Duty player and

00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:21.480
like, so I was used to like fucking like running

00:43:21.480 --> 00:43:23.300
lobbies and shit and like me and him were getting

00:43:23.300 --> 00:43:26.079
like one and two every single time. Casey, on

00:43:26.079 --> 00:43:28.340
the other hand, when we played a fucking Call

00:43:28.340 --> 00:43:31.780
of Duty lobby in, like, multiplayer, mind you,

00:43:31.820 --> 00:43:34.420
I have, like, six fucking, I have three things

00:43:34.420 --> 00:43:37.519
that are diamond, like, three different categories

00:43:37.519 --> 00:43:39.619
that are diamond and, you know, shit like that.

00:43:39.719 --> 00:43:42.320
And Casey has never played a multiplayer match.

00:43:42.539 --> 00:43:46.119
He has zero multiplayer camos. Every single camo

00:43:46.119 --> 00:43:48.300
is a zombie camo. And then this motherfucker

00:43:48.300 --> 00:43:50.880
gets in there and just gets fucking murked the

00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:53.940
entire time. His KD is, like, fucking negative

00:43:53.940 --> 00:43:58.559
20. You just get spawn killed by fucking 12 -year

00:43:58.559 --> 00:44:00.780
-olds. You don't get spawn killed if you fucking

00:44:00.780 --> 00:44:03.619
move. I just wanted to say, in regards to the

00:44:03.619 --> 00:44:05.639
Resident Evil thing, Casey would go against this

00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:08.719
group of people and fight them every time. Be

00:44:08.719 --> 00:44:10.460
like, alright, Casey, you just died. Are you

00:44:10.460 --> 00:44:11.960
going to change the game plan at all? Are you

00:44:11.960 --> 00:44:13.539
going to try to mix it up, do anything different

00:44:13.539 --> 00:44:15.619
so you have a better outcome? And he goes, nope.

00:44:16.900 --> 00:44:19.480
I'm just going to go Leroy Jenkins with it until

00:44:19.480 --> 00:44:21.440
it fucking works. That's usually what I do in

00:44:21.440 --> 00:44:23.380
video games. I know. I asked Casey, I was like,

00:44:23.380 --> 00:44:25.900
so... So you're just going to do this encounter.

00:44:26.159 --> 00:44:28.019
You're going to use all of your healing items

00:44:28.019 --> 00:44:31.360
and all of your ammunition. Escape with a fucking

00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:34.179
ounce of your life left and a single bullet for

00:44:34.179 --> 00:44:36.119
a pistol. That's what I do every Resident Evil

00:44:36.119 --> 00:44:40.739
fight. I know. That's my biggest fear in games

00:44:40.739 --> 00:44:43.159
like Resident Evil is escaping a hard conflict

00:44:43.159 --> 00:44:45.920
with nothing left to the point where then I'm

00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:48.000
fucked. There's always more ammo that you can

00:44:48.000 --> 00:44:50.400
pick up before you fight the next... Sometimes.

00:44:50.719 --> 00:44:54.590
They should always give you enough ammo. to kill

00:44:54.590 --> 00:44:57.230
the next thing. Dude, the fucking, like, I was

00:44:57.230 --> 00:45:00.130
playing Resident Evil 2 after that, and you know

00:45:00.130 --> 00:45:01.690
the part in Resident Evil 2 where you have to

00:45:01.690 --> 00:45:04.369
fight the G -Virus guy with the crane? Yeah.

00:45:04.510 --> 00:45:09.590
Dude, I fucking lost my fucking mind playing

00:45:09.590 --> 00:45:14.570
that. Like, I lost my mind. Like, I had to, like,

00:45:14.610 --> 00:45:17.849
leave because I had, I was on critical health,

00:45:17.989 --> 00:45:21.550
I had zero bullets and zero healing items. And

00:45:21.550 --> 00:45:24.699
I'm like, Dude, I'm fucked. Did either of you

00:45:24.699 --> 00:45:31.059
guys own a PSP? Yes. Yeah. The original disc

00:45:31.059 --> 00:45:33.900
one? Yes. Yeah, yeah. Did either of you play

00:45:33.900 --> 00:45:37.699
Ratchet & Clank Size Matters? No. Because the

00:45:37.699 --> 00:45:40.780
final boss, not even the final boss, it makes

00:45:40.780 --> 00:45:43.000
it seem like it's the final boss. And the final

00:45:43.000 --> 00:45:47.239
boss is just as bad. The Vinyl Boss had an unskippable

00:45:47.239 --> 00:45:50.099
two -minute cutscene for it. Oh, no! The checkpoint

00:45:50.099 --> 00:45:53.260
already required you to run straight, like, 30

00:45:53.260 --> 00:45:55.500
seconds to get to the point where the cutscene

00:45:55.500 --> 00:45:58.679
starts. And then, like, there's this long -ass

00:45:58.679 --> 00:46:00.639
chase scene where this thing, like, you're in,

00:46:00.699 --> 00:46:02.480
like, a cornfield, and you're running away from

00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:04.119
this chick as she shoots you with a fucking...

00:46:04.409 --> 00:46:08.329
uh spaceship that takes like 45 seconds and then

00:46:08.329 --> 00:46:10.329
you get to the first phase of the boss fight

00:46:10.329 --> 00:46:13.030
and you need to fucking there's like three different

00:46:13.030 --> 00:46:15.469
phases that have their own uncut unskippable

00:46:15.469 --> 00:46:18.090
cut scenes with them she wipes out half of your

00:46:18.090 --> 00:46:21.170
health if she hits you once and if you die you

00:46:21.170 --> 00:46:23.570
have to repeat the unskippable cut scenes you

00:46:23.570 --> 00:46:26.840
have to run through the cornfield it was Unbelievable.

00:46:26.840 --> 00:46:29.480
The boss wasn't even that hard, but you had to

00:46:29.480 --> 00:46:32.179
die so many times to understand her attack pattern.

00:46:32.380 --> 00:46:35.059
I gave up. I had my buddy beat the fucking boss

00:46:35.059 --> 00:46:36.699
fight for me when I was a kid because it was

00:46:36.699 --> 00:46:39.099
like, it's not worth the time commitment. Like,

00:46:39.139 --> 00:46:41.119
I just, I don't want to fucking do it. I pretty

00:46:41.119 --> 00:46:45.139
much played Final Fantasy Dissidia on my PSP.

00:46:45.260 --> 00:46:49.300
Yeah. And Kingdom Hearts. Fuck. What was it?

00:46:52.340 --> 00:46:59.730
Birth by Sleep. Okay. Okay. I got a CC's brother

00:46:59.730 --> 00:47:01.809
is giving me a steering wheel for sim racing,

00:47:01.969 --> 00:47:03.909
and I'm going to pull the trigger on buying a

00:47:03.909 --> 00:47:07.329
PSVR2 this week because apparently Gran Turismo

00:47:07.329 --> 00:47:10.789
7 and VR is like fucking crazy. So I'll catch

00:47:10.789 --> 00:47:15.250
you in a sim race tournament near you soon. I

00:47:15.250 --> 00:47:16.469
have a feeling I'm going to be pretty fucking

00:47:16.469 --> 00:47:19.289
nasty at this, so I'm sorry. What the fuck did

00:47:19.289 --> 00:47:23.480
I spend fucking like $300 on the other day? I

00:47:23.480 --> 00:47:26.199
was like, I want that. Me and Dan have just been

00:47:26.199 --> 00:47:28.800
bombing fucking the Middle East. Yeah, you fucking

00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:32.460
blow up the group chat too. Where are you? Oh,

00:47:32.500 --> 00:47:35.320
I'm in Israel. Oh, let's go to Iran. Let's see

00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:37.800
what's going on there. I bought a fucking B -2

00:47:37.800 --> 00:47:40.280
bomber. I'm going to pretend to crash my plane

00:47:40.280 --> 00:47:45.559
into the World Trade Center. Okay. Let's go to

00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:48.320
Antarctica and see if they got any fucking crazy

00:47:48.320 --> 00:47:52.869
giant Asians over there. The super weapons. I

00:47:52.869 --> 00:47:54.809
do like listening to you guys in the group chat,

00:47:54.929 --> 00:47:57.329
though. It's funny. It just sucks sometimes.

00:47:57.469 --> 00:47:59.389
I'm trying to go to fucking bed. I had to go

00:47:59.389 --> 00:48:01.210
to bed at midnight because I get up for work

00:48:01.210 --> 00:48:03.550
early in the morning. And I just keep hearing

00:48:03.550 --> 00:48:07.869
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. And

00:48:07.869 --> 00:48:10.130
I look down and it's Casey being like, so the

00:48:10.130 --> 00:48:13.269
politics in the Middle East actually are like

00:48:13.269 --> 00:48:15.710
this. You don't even understand, Dan. And Dan's

00:48:15.710 --> 00:48:18.130
just like, you're fucking retarded, Casey. What

00:48:18.130 --> 00:48:19.949
the fuck are you even talking about? This is

00:48:19.949 --> 00:48:22.929
why liberals lose. This is. why liberals lose

00:48:22.929 --> 00:48:25.170
and it's just the same conversation every single

00:48:25.170 --> 00:48:28.010
night i feel like i'm in groundhog day i just

00:48:28.010 --> 00:48:30.869
love it because dan gets me on his side with

00:48:30.869 --> 00:48:33.329
the first like 10 lines he says usually i agree

00:48:33.329 --> 00:48:35.650
with casey and then dan brings up a counter argument

00:48:35.650 --> 00:48:38.349
or just like proves what casey's claim was was

00:48:38.349 --> 00:48:41.030
false and i'm like kind of backing dan and then

00:48:41.030 --> 00:48:43.210
dan will say some outlandish shit that'll just

00:48:43.210 --> 00:48:45.489
be like all right i don't think i believe a single

00:48:45.489 --> 00:48:49.079
word out of the other way around I mean, it goes

00:48:49.079 --> 00:48:50.940
both ways with you guys. Oh, I know it does.

00:48:51.159 --> 00:48:53.099
I mean, half the time we're just being ridiculous.

00:48:54.099 --> 00:48:56.760
We're just being fucking outlandish on purpose.

00:48:58.900 --> 00:49:04.820
That smells terrible. I fucking love it. Might

00:49:04.820 --> 00:49:07.159
be working day shifts soon anyway. That's crazy.

00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:09.820
Did CeCe send you the link to the job, by the

00:49:09.820 --> 00:49:12.519
way? No, but I got an interview this week from

00:49:12.519 --> 00:49:16.730
Cardiology. I told her to text you. I'm going

00:49:16.730 --> 00:49:18.449
to have some words with her when I get home.

00:49:18.710 --> 00:49:22.329
So Casey, you ever get married? Yeah. Yep. Hopefully

00:49:22.329 --> 00:49:24.550
I get this job and then I can save up some money

00:49:24.550 --> 00:49:27.449
and get married. Just buy a fucking ring pop.

00:49:27.690 --> 00:49:29.849
You actually want to have kids? I didn't picture

00:49:29.849 --> 00:49:31.690
you as a guy who wanted to have kids. Well, I'm

00:49:31.690 --> 00:49:34.849
30 now, so. Dirty 30. Like genuinely, like you

00:49:34.849 --> 00:49:38.670
want to have kids? Yeah. Yeah. That was so unconvincing.

00:49:39.090 --> 00:49:42.469
I'm sorry. Well, I've always been like, I don't

00:49:42.469 --> 00:49:44.969
know. I always felt like having kids was kind

00:49:44.969 --> 00:49:49.179
of like. Pointless. But having kids, I feel like

00:49:49.179 --> 00:49:51.440
is going to be the best thing. Because I don't

00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:53.239
know. The world sucks. Why do you want to bring

00:49:53.239 --> 00:49:55.559
new life into the world? I don't think the world

00:49:55.559 --> 00:49:57.639
sucks. And if you don't bring people into it,

00:49:57.659 --> 00:49:59.280
then how are things going to get better? But

00:49:59.280 --> 00:50:02.179
also we are being outbreeded by stupid people.

00:50:02.719 --> 00:50:05.460
We're being outbreeded by the fucking Chinese.

00:50:06.159 --> 00:50:08.099
We got it. We got it. We got to fucking do something

00:50:08.099 --> 00:50:10.320
like we got to have more kids because stupid

00:50:10.320 --> 00:50:15.659
people. hillbillies fucking ghetto people. It's

00:50:15.659 --> 00:50:17.679
all the people you don't want to have eight kids

00:50:17.679 --> 00:50:20.300
have eight kids. Isn't that always how it seems

00:50:20.300 --> 00:50:23.380
though? You look at these inbred hillbillies

00:50:23.380 --> 00:50:26.420
and they're like, I have 14 kids. This is my

00:50:26.420 --> 00:50:33.139
grandson. He's fucking 14. I am 28. This guy?

00:50:33.300 --> 00:50:36.380
Oh, his name's Jedediah Bookshank. Yeah, he's

00:50:36.380 --> 00:50:40.360
my firstborn and the smartest of us. He actually

00:50:40.360 --> 00:50:43.119
grew Graduated third grade in only six years.

00:50:43.280 --> 00:50:46.679
Can you believe that? He also has two kids of

00:50:46.679 --> 00:50:49.719
his own. They are two and three currently. We're

00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:53.360
going to try to get his ass into Harvard. He's

00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:58.639
already got a couple on the way too. Only his

00:50:58.639 --> 00:51:01.679
first cousin too. He made her fall so sweet on

00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:05.079
him. Oh my God. All right, guys. We just lost

00:51:05.079 --> 00:51:08.480
all our Alabama viewers. Yeah, well, we didn't

00:51:08.480 --> 00:51:13.079
fucking want them. Fuck you, Alabama. Fuck your

00:51:13.079 --> 00:51:15.179
cousins. These people in fucking West Virginia

00:51:15.179 --> 00:51:17.079
have 10 kids. It's like, what good are you doing

00:51:17.079 --> 00:51:18.980
the world? Also, the Mormons are having too many

00:51:18.980 --> 00:51:21.139
kids, too. The Mormons are having like 14 kids.

00:51:21.380 --> 00:51:23.920
Well, when you have 36 wives, you might as fucking

00:51:23.920 --> 00:51:27.360
well. No, each wife has like 14 kids. Well, that's

00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:28.699
a problem. How the fuck are these motherfuckers

00:51:28.699 --> 00:51:31.699
affording this, though? That's my question. Dude,

00:51:31.760 --> 00:51:35.320
I think about that constantly. I'm I keep wanting

00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:37.639
to pull the trigger on buying myself nice things,

00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:40.840
and I'm like, nope, can't. I'm having a kid soon.

00:51:41.320 --> 00:51:44.099
I can't. Everything's going to be gone. I feel

00:51:44.099 --> 00:51:46.679
like you get satisfaction from buying your kids

00:51:46.679 --> 00:51:49.019
things. Whenever I see something, whenever I

00:51:49.019 --> 00:51:51.960
go to a sporting event. It's like I overlooked

00:51:51.960 --> 00:51:54.400
the price tag completely. Instead of buying myself

00:51:54.400 --> 00:51:57.500
like a super sick like Bills winter hat for like

00:51:57.500 --> 00:52:01.480
25 bucks, I'll buy a onesie for like $48. I was

00:52:01.480 --> 00:52:03.440
drunk as fuck the last Bills game I went to.

00:52:03.460 --> 00:52:07.460
I bought her a pink unicorn. And the only thing

00:52:07.460 --> 00:52:09.860
that made it Bills was that it just had this

00:52:09.860 --> 00:52:13.360
Buffalo Bills logo in pink, very poorly stitched

00:52:13.360 --> 00:52:15.920
onto the side of it. And I bought that thing

00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:19.699
for $45. I woke up the next morning and was like,

00:52:19.739 --> 00:52:22.440
why the fuck did I think this thing was a good

00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:24.639
purchase? It would have been in a fucking claim

00:52:24.639 --> 00:52:27.300
game. It cost them like 30 cents to build. Yeah,

00:52:27.320 --> 00:52:29.340
the stuff that me and Emily got you, we got you

00:52:29.340 --> 00:52:32.079
at like the months that like... Like when the

00:52:32.079 --> 00:52:34.480
bills, like when the football season was like,

00:52:34.519 --> 00:52:36.039
that's the, that's the reason why we got the

00:52:36.039 --> 00:52:39.039
crazy. You guys went crazy. Emily goes overboard

00:52:39.039 --> 00:52:41.579
on fucking everything. Dude, that was unbelievable.

00:52:41.719 --> 00:52:44.099
Me and her, like we were opening your guys presence

00:52:44.099 --> 00:52:48.079
for, I feel like, I don't know. That was wild

00:52:48.079 --> 00:52:51.269
though. Emily, listen. And when you do have your

00:52:51.269 --> 00:52:52.929
kid, Emily's going to send you another fucking

00:52:52.929 --> 00:52:55.190
care package. I know she's going to. Everybody

00:52:55.190 --> 00:52:57.230
is. And it's going to be a fucking problem. This

00:52:57.230 --> 00:52:58.889
baby's got more clothes than me and it's not

00:52:58.889 --> 00:53:01.090
even fucking born yet. Like, it's unbelievable.

00:53:01.610 --> 00:53:04.920
You get a name dropper or no? Not yet. I don't

00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:08.980
want... If there's anybody who's been listening

00:53:08.980 --> 00:53:11.619
to this podcast for that long... I love you guys.

00:53:11.639 --> 00:53:14.579
No, I love you guys, but I don't want the people

00:53:14.579 --> 00:53:16.619
who listen to this podcast to know the name of

00:53:16.619 --> 00:53:18.139
my daughter. I thought you already named your

00:53:18.139 --> 00:53:21.280
daughter. I did. I was asking if he was going

00:53:21.280 --> 00:53:22.739
to name my daughter. I forgot it. If I remember

00:53:22.739 --> 00:53:24.340
it, I would absolutely say it on the podcast

00:53:24.340 --> 00:53:26.480
right now. You're an asshole, Casey. That's a

00:53:26.480 --> 00:53:28.980
fucking insane move. Like fucking Carmen or something.

00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:33.269
I already have a name for a boy or a girl. If

00:53:33.269 --> 00:53:35.449
I have a boy, it'd be Michael Christopher Lee.

00:53:35.530 --> 00:53:38.730
And if I have a girl, it's Daisy Rosely. If you

00:53:38.730 --> 00:53:41.230
name your son Michael Christopher, I am just

00:53:41.230 --> 00:53:45.090
going to view him as fucking Christopher Moltisanti

00:53:45.090 --> 00:53:47.650
from Sopranos. I'm going to name my kid... Because

00:53:47.650 --> 00:53:49.969
it's Michael Imperioli, but his character is

00:53:49.969 --> 00:53:51.949
Christopher Moltisanti. That's actually funny.

00:53:52.030 --> 00:53:54.230
We call him Mick, though. Mickey. I'm going to

00:53:54.230 --> 00:53:56.860
name my kid... I ain't no fucking Mick! Well,

00:53:56.880 --> 00:53:59.079
he would be a Mick. Yeah, he would be a Mick.

00:53:59.840 --> 00:54:02.199
I'm going to name my kid Shaquille. Shaquille

00:54:02.199 --> 00:54:07.739
O 'Neal. I'm going to name my kid Judson. Judson

00:54:07.739 --> 00:54:10.960
McDonald. First name, second. Middle name, Judson.

00:54:12.019 --> 00:54:15.079
Well, he will be a fourth black, so. Like a sprained

00:54:15.079 --> 00:54:17.400
ankle, boy, ain't nothing to play with. Oh, God,

00:54:17.420 --> 00:54:19.719
why am I singing your Drake song? I'm going Epstein's

00:54:19.719 --> 00:54:22.179
Island. Dude, it's forever, dude. May ever, may

00:54:22.179 --> 00:54:25.610
ever, may ever, may. And then fucking Eminem

00:54:25.610 --> 00:54:27.889
comes in. There they go. Back in stadiums. The

00:54:27.889 --> 00:54:30.329
shady shit they flow. Now say go. Macadamia.

00:54:32.429 --> 00:54:35.170
You know, I'm going to say an unpopular opinion

00:54:35.170 --> 00:54:37.510
here. Eminem is fucking cringe as fuck, dude.

00:54:39.630 --> 00:54:43.710
Eminem now is cringe. Because he's still trying

00:54:43.710 --> 00:54:46.010
to be 24 years old when he's like pushing. He's

00:54:46.010 --> 00:54:48.690
over 50 now, isn't he? I think so. He's a fucking

00:54:48.690 --> 00:54:50.670
grandfather and he's still trying to pull the

00:54:50.670 --> 00:54:53.659
Eminem stick. Dude. Hang it up. Give it up. Give

00:54:53.659 --> 00:54:57.179
it up, bro. I like schizo Eminem, like 3 a .m.

00:54:57.420 --> 00:55:00.300
It's 3 a .m. in the morning. I like, did you

00:55:00.300 --> 00:55:02.239
ever hear? Body's laying all over the floor.

00:55:02.239 --> 00:55:04.179
Did you ever hear the song Cold Wind Blows by

00:55:04.179 --> 00:55:07.519
him? It's fucking hysterical. He's like, he's

00:55:07.519 --> 00:55:09.400
like. I don't know if you can see the meme. He

00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:13.119
goes, God, what the fuck? Literally like halfway

00:55:13.119 --> 00:55:15.219
through the song in fucking Cold Wind Blows,

00:55:15.320 --> 00:55:18.699
Eminem just goes, ah, what the fuck? I just got

00:55:18.699 --> 00:55:25.269
struck by lightning. That's crazy. that song

00:55:25.269 --> 00:55:27.349
I was talking about the 3am one it's him walking

00:55:27.349 --> 00:55:29.829
through a psych ward surrounded by dead bodies

00:55:29.829 --> 00:55:32.010
and he can't remember what happened so he's assuming

00:55:32.010 --> 00:55:35.289
he murdered them and there's the music video

00:55:35.289 --> 00:55:39.389
is that off of recovery no it was pre -recovery

00:55:39.389 --> 00:55:41.570
that was one of his earlier albums it's a good

00:55:41.570 --> 00:55:45.269
song 3am recovery kind of sucks even he thinks

00:55:45.269 --> 00:55:50.639
that recovery sucks It's real cringe. I also

00:55:50.639 --> 00:55:52.119
think that whatever the fucking one with the

00:55:52.119 --> 00:55:55.099
tail end of the airplane, Kamikaze, I think the

00:55:55.099 --> 00:55:57.639
name of the album was, fucking sucks. Recovery

00:55:57.639 --> 00:55:59.800
did have a couple bops, though. It had Not Afraid.

00:56:00.519 --> 00:56:03.500
Not Afraid, Won't Back Down. There was one other

00:56:03.500 --> 00:56:05.239
good one on there that I can't remember. What

00:56:05.239 --> 00:56:08.119
fucking video game did Won't Back Down for their

00:56:08.119 --> 00:56:11.760
commercial? Was it Battlefield? I think so. I

00:56:11.760 --> 00:56:13.760
remember the commercial when I was fucking 14.

00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:15.739
Yo, that's the coolest shit. They put fucking

00:56:15.739 --> 00:56:19.329
Eminem in there, dude. That's crazy. Yeah, it

00:56:19.329 --> 00:56:21.230
just appealed to everybody who owned a Turtle

00:56:21.230 --> 00:56:25.750
Beach headset. Dude, I fucking loved Eminem when

00:56:25.750 --> 00:56:27.449
I was in high school. And then as soon as I turned

00:56:27.449 --> 00:56:29.809
20, I'm like, yo, this is kind of sad. My buddy

00:56:29.809 --> 00:56:32.650
is still like just as deep into him as he was

00:56:32.650 --> 00:56:35.750
in middle school. That's kind of sad, dude. It

00:56:35.750 --> 00:56:38.230
is kind of crazy. And I'd be like, I only listen

00:56:38.230 --> 00:56:41.360
to Eminem. I'm like, all right, let's. Fucking.

00:56:41.659 --> 00:56:44.699
Let's settle down. Let's calm down. I love the

00:56:44.699 --> 00:56:46.340
people that are like, yo, Eminem is the greatest

00:56:46.340 --> 00:56:48.260
rapper of all time. And they're like wearing

00:56:48.260 --> 00:56:50.880
the backwards E necklace and shit. It's like,

00:56:50.900 --> 00:56:53.719
bro, you're a 35 years old. I'm getting back

00:56:53.719 --> 00:56:56.139
into Wu -Tang lately. Wu -Tang's fucking sick.

00:56:56.619 --> 00:56:59.780
Yeah. Wu -Tang, dude. Fourth Chamber is fucking

00:56:59.780 --> 00:57:04.099
sick. Shaolin shadowboxing. The Wu -Tang style.

00:57:06.340 --> 00:57:09.340
It's like, you take the ball. You will join your

00:57:09.340 --> 00:57:14.739
mother in death. Bring the motherfucking ruckus!

00:57:14.980 --> 00:57:16.960
Bring the, bring the, bring the motherfucking

00:57:16.960 --> 00:57:22.940
ruckus! Oh, God, I love it. Ghost face! Oh, dirty

00:57:22.940 --> 00:57:27.980
bastard! All right, Casey. Do you want to, do

00:57:27.980 --> 00:57:29.940
you want to fucking rip into some Jeppy here?

00:57:30.380 --> 00:57:34.099
Oh, Dan's almost here. Fuck! Alright, I guess

00:57:34.099 --> 00:57:36.599
we'll fucking wait for his... I do, I do. Dude,

00:57:36.739 --> 00:57:38.539
Bring the Ruckus is such a good song. He's like,

00:57:38.619 --> 00:57:40.920
Bring the Ruckus! Bring the motherfucking Ruckus!

00:57:41.119 --> 00:57:44.460
Bring the motherfucking Ruckus! Going P1 to a

00:57:44.460 --> 00:57:46.360
shooting to that song. Bring the motherfucking

00:57:46.360 --> 00:57:49.780
Ruckus! There's no feeling quite like that. It's

00:57:49.780 --> 00:57:53.300
just an unbelievably... Bring the motherfucking

00:57:53.300 --> 00:57:55.940
Ruckus! Casey, only if you'd like to spare another

00:57:55.940 --> 00:58:00.380
would I be able to get one more twee. Yeah! Oh,

00:58:00.719 --> 00:58:07.780
we're fucking lit. There's no water. There's

00:58:07.780 --> 00:58:13.480
no fucking water in that. I'm inhaling air. Are

00:58:13.480 --> 00:58:15.719
you getting bubbles? Yeah, dude, it's fucking

00:58:15.719 --> 00:58:19.619
brutal. Holy shit, that's harsh as fuck. Bring

00:58:19.619 --> 00:58:23.880
a mother ruckus. Fucking vocal cords is a ruckus.

00:58:24.699 --> 00:58:26.579
So are you going to get out of EMS soon, you

00:58:26.579 --> 00:58:29.719
think? Nope. You're going to be a lifer? I don't

00:58:29.719 --> 00:58:32.099
think I'm going to be a lifer. So there's going

00:58:32.099 --> 00:58:34.960
to be a crisis in five years. I'm going to have

00:58:34.960 --> 00:58:38.079
a point of crisis. So are you 27 or are you 26?

00:58:38.179 --> 00:58:43.380
I'm 27 years young, Tyler. And when's your birthday?

00:58:44.300 --> 00:58:46.900
All right, I don't want to drop that on the pod.

00:58:47.179 --> 00:58:52.280
What month? The 10th one. Oh, dad, the little

00:58:52.280 --> 00:58:55.659
fucking spooky boy? I'm spoopy. My birthday's

00:58:55.659 --> 00:59:00.199
next month. I'm going to be 28. If I make it...

00:59:00.510 --> 00:59:04.449
What's today's date? If I make it a month and

00:59:04.449 --> 00:59:06.309
two days, I am no longer going to be able to

00:59:06.309 --> 00:59:09.710
become a part of the 27 Club. There you go. There

00:59:09.710 --> 00:59:12.710
you go. My question to you is, do you miss EMS

00:59:12.710 --> 00:59:15.309
even a little bit? Yes. I miss it a lot, especially

00:59:15.309 --> 00:59:17.289
when I'm sitting at my desk doing paperwork.

00:59:17.449 --> 00:59:22.130
I'm like, bruh. I could be fucking. I miss the.

00:59:22.309 --> 00:59:25.010
I could be ripping YouTube for six hours on a

00:59:25.010 --> 00:59:30.039
no -hitter right now. I fucking loved the MS.

00:59:30.039 --> 00:59:32.539
Thank you, Casey. Just due to the fact that there

00:59:32.539 --> 00:59:34.219
were some days that you're just ripping YouTube

00:59:34.219 --> 00:59:36.960
for fucking six hours a day and you're not doing

00:59:36.960 --> 00:59:39.539
anything. The thing is, I'm ripping YouTube for

00:59:39.539 --> 00:59:41.440
eight hours a day at my fucking current job,

00:59:41.599 --> 00:59:44.119
but I'm also doing work at the same time. But

00:59:44.119 --> 00:59:46.099
I've been listening to a lot of podcasts and

00:59:46.099 --> 00:59:48.380
a lot of just music when I'm doing shit. Except

00:59:48.380 --> 00:59:53.300
the untitled podcast. Sub. Sub. Hit the like

00:59:53.300 --> 00:59:56.840
button. Like and subscribe. Or don't. We don't

00:59:56.840 --> 00:59:58.780
give a fuck. Smash that fucking like button.

00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:01.340
We're going to beat Joe Rogan one day. We're

01:00:01.340 --> 01:00:04.659
already beating him. I don't give a fuck about

01:00:04.659 --> 01:00:07.219
his fake inflated bot numbers. We have more listeners.

01:00:07.360 --> 01:00:09.039
We've actually been getting a lot of views lately.

01:00:09.300 --> 01:00:13.059
We have like 400 last 30 days. All time 11 ,000.

01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:17.559
That's pretty good. That's concerning. Our top

01:00:17.559 --> 01:00:20.940
city is Singapore. Fucking, that's where our

01:00:20.940 --> 01:00:23.539
bot farm is. No, it says it doesn't include bots.

01:00:23.840 --> 01:00:25.940
Anybody wants to get me tickets to the Singapore

01:00:25.940 --> 01:00:28.739
Grand Prix in F1? We should do a show live in

01:00:28.739 --> 01:00:31.239
Singapore. Don't you have a Hiroshima fucking

01:00:31.239 --> 01:00:35.420
baseball jersey? I do, yes. Well, no, I have

01:00:35.420 --> 01:00:38.440
a... Wait, what the fuck are they? Nagasaki,

01:00:38.659 --> 01:00:41.659
the carp? Yes, I have the Nagasaki carp. No,

01:00:41.659 --> 01:00:42.840
it's the Hiroshima carp. I thought it was the

01:00:42.840 --> 01:00:45.400
Hiroshima, yeah. I don't know. It says Hiroshima

01:00:45.400 --> 01:00:47.320
on the front of it, though. That's awesome. Yeah,

01:00:47.380 --> 01:00:49.690
it's Hiroshima. and it's got the carp on the

01:00:49.690 --> 01:00:52.170
side. I bought it for $30, and it's probably

01:00:52.170 --> 01:00:54.630
the most high -quality baseball jersey I have.

01:00:54.849 --> 01:00:57.530
It's, like, triple -layer stitched. Like, actually,

01:00:57.610 --> 01:01:00.670
like, it's made by a company that's not the ones

01:01:00.670 --> 01:01:03.230
who make the jerseys for the NPB, which is the

01:01:03.230 --> 01:01:06.150
Nippon... I can't remember what it stands for.

01:01:06.190 --> 01:01:08.710
It's the Japanese Baseball League, which nobody

01:01:08.710 --> 01:01:11.590
fucking ever... Everybody sleeps on Japan. The

01:01:11.590 --> 01:01:14.730
talent in the NPB is just as good as the MLB.

01:01:15.039 --> 01:01:17.219
They are just as good. I mean, they fucking beat

01:01:17.219 --> 01:01:19.800
us in the World Baseball Classic in 2023. Dude,

01:01:19.880 --> 01:01:23.059
Japan is like... Japan loves baseball. Japan's

01:01:23.059 --> 01:01:25.039
insane about baseball. The thing that I fucking

01:01:25.039 --> 01:01:28.659
love Japan for, though, is that they are just...

01:01:28.659 --> 01:01:30.760
And I'm not making a general... I mean, I guess

01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:32.340
I am making a generalization here, but it's a

01:01:32.340 --> 01:01:34.880
positive one. They are the most respectful competitors.

01:01:35.719 --> 01:01:38.920
Like... There's no drama. If they lose, they

01:01:38.920 --> 01:01:41.500
will happily congratulate the winning team with

01:01:41.500 --> 01:01:44.239
a smile on their face. It's not like this American

01:01:44.239 --> 01:01:46.980
culture of like shame when you lose. It's like,

01:01:47.019 --> 01:01:49.460
well, we all tried our best and we didn't come

01:01:49.460 --> 01:01:51.619
up. We came up short. We don't want participation

01:01:51.619 --> 01:01:54.460
trophies. We'll get you next year, but actually

01:01:54.460 --> 01:01:57.239
congratulations. How often is the baseball like

01:01:57.239 --> 01:02:00.579
World Series? The World Baseball Classic, I believe,

01:02:00.639 --> 01:02:02.760
is every three years. I could be wrong, but I

01:02:02.760 --> 01:02:04.480
believe it's every three because the last one

01:02:04.480 --> 01:02:08.199
was in 2023. and this one was 2026. Aaron Judge

01:02:08.199 --> 01:02:11.440
was good until the final. We lost to Venezuela.

01:02:11.780 --> 01:02:15.519
The big controversy with the USA, which is hysterical,

01:02:15.579 --> 01:02:18.659
because I think this actually is good content

01:02:18.659 --> 01:02:20.920
for the podcast. World Baseball Classic, every

01:02:20.920 --> 01:02:23.099
other country that's involved in it, you have

01:02:23.099 --> 01:02:29.079
everybody. There's like Taiwan, Italy, Venezuela.

01:02:29.619 --> 01:02:32.440
Obviously, England does have a team. They do

01:02:32.440 --> 01:02:34.159
have a team. They're usually one of the first

01:02:34.159 --> 01:02:36.860
ones to get eliminated. They're like cricket

01:02:36.860 --> 01:02:40.000
teams. Czechia has a team. There's so many fucking

01:02:40.000 --> 01:02:42.059
teams. Most of these countries, there's no NBA.

01:02:42.059 --> 01:02:44.940
What about China? China, I don't believe, is

01:02:44.940 --> 01:02:47.539
in it. I could be wrong. I don't think that China

01:02:47.539 --> 01:02:51.280
had a team. But all these other countries, every

01:02:51.280 --> 01:02:53.840
country with the exception of the USA, takes

01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:58.940
it incredibly seriously. I think in Puerto Rico

01:02:58.940 --> 01:03:01.980
and the Dominican Republic, 60 % of the population

01:03:01.980 --> 01:03:04.719
was watching every game the last time they did

01:03:04.719 --> 01:03:09.099
it. More than half of the population. of your

01:03:09.099 --> 01:03:11.019
entire island is watching this game like it's

01:03:11.019 --> 01:03:13.699
such a big deal to them like um actually when

01:03:13.699 --> 01:03:15.440
we were in puerto rico i was talking to cc's

01:03:15.440 --> 01:03:18.599
family they ran out of blonde hair dye because

01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:20.420
all the puerto rican players dyed their hair

01:03:20.420 --> 01:03:24.320
blonde you could not buy blonde hair dye or bleach

01:03:24.320 --> 01:03:27.619
for your hair anywhere on the entire island everywhere

01:03:27.619 --> 01:03:30.059
was sold out because so many people want yeah

01:03:30.059 --> 01:03:33.019
and it's fucking it's fucking unbelievable it's

01:03:33.019 --> 01:03:35.639
it's it's really really cool there Here's what

01:03:35.639 --> 01:03:39.159
the USA did. We were 3 -0 in pool play, as was

01:03:39.159 --> 01:03:41.039
Italy, which nobody thought they were going to

01:03:41.039 --> 01:03:44.300
be good. Everybody calls Italy just New Jersey.

01:03:45.139 --> 01:03:48.199
It's all the New Jersey players because the majority

01:03:48.199 --> 01:03:50.500
of the players are MLB players who were born

01:03:50.500 --> 01:03:53.139
in Jersey to Italian parents, so they play for

01:03:53.139 --> 01:03:59.460
Italy. Parental citizenship qualifies you to

01:03:59.460 --> 01:04:02.119
play for another country. Most of Italy's players

01:04:02.119 --> 01:04:05.429
grew up and were born in... like new york oh

01:04:05.429 --> 01:04:13.929
but so usa is three and oh they go into their

01:04:13.929 --> 01:04:16.849
game against italy again who's three and oh and

01:04:16.849 --> 01:04:18.909
they're like yeah well we already clinched last

01:04:18.909 --> 01:04:21.769
night when we beat fucking uh canada i think

01:04:21.769 --> 01:04:23.989
it was which canada's not good at baseball sorry

01:04:23.989 --> 01:04:27.429
um we're like yeah we know we clinched so we

01:04:27.429 --> 01:04:29.730
were all just drinking beers in the dugout everybody's

01:04:29.730 --> 01:04:31.329
having a great time we're looking forward to

01:04:31.329 --> 01:04:34.070
the playoffs Then I don't know if the reporter

01:04:34.070 --> 01:04:36.050
corrected them, but the media was very quick

01:04:36.050 --> 01:04:38.630
to correct the manager of like, you guys didn't

01:04:38.630 --> 01:04:41.750
clinch. Like if Italy beats you, which they did,

01:04:41.889 --> 01:04:44.949
they won against us. And then it became Italy

01:04:44.949 --> 01:04:47.250
and Mexico. The U .S. would have been eliminated

01:04:47.250 --> 01:04:52.789
if Italy didn't win or if Mexico had to score

01:04:52.789 --> 01:04:55.650
five runs and get a win for the U .S. to win.

01:04:56.250 --> 01:04:59.289
And Mexico was a three run favorite. Like if

01:04:59.289 --> 01:05:01.070
the game went the way it was supposed to, the

01:05:01.070 --> 01:05:03.650
USA would have been eliminated. And then we play

01:05:03.650 --> 01:05:06.050
Venezuela, which was not a team that anybody

01:05:06.050 --> 01:05:07.570
thought was going to be a power. I mean, they

01:05:07.570 --> 01:05:09.130
played really well. I'm not discounting them,

01:05:09.190 --> 01:05:11.789
but we lost to Venezuela in the finals. We had

01:05:11.789 --> 01:05:14.829
a team with every one of the best players in

01:05:14.829 --> 01:05:17.449
the MLB pretty much. And we lost to a team that

01:05:17.449 --> 01:05:19.070
some of the positions I believe were inhabited

01:05:19.070 --> 01:05:21.389
by players that aren't even in the MLB. They

01:05:21.389 --> 01:05:24.829
literally had a miracle on ice. Except we were

01:05:24.829 --> 01:05:27.610
the bad guys. And we got beat in Miami on our

01:05:27.610 --> 01:05:29.710
home turf. It was pretty fucking embarrassing.

01:05:30.250 --> 01:05:33.289
Like, Aaron Judge went 0 for 4 with three strikeouts.

01:05:33.670 --> 01:05:36.670
Like, it was bad. It was really, really fucking

01:05:36.670 --> 01:05:39.889
bad. But you know what wasn't bad? Team USA beating

01:05:39.889 --> 01:05:42.630
Canada in the Olympics. That was fucking awesome.

01:05:42.650 --> 01:05:45.269
That was pretty cool, brother. That was fucking

01:05:45.269 --> 01:05:50.829
great. Free bird, yeah! Fuck you, Canada! Fuck

01:05:50.829 --> 01:05:54.820
you, Canada! Ken is out here fucking trying to

01:05:54.820 --> 01:05:56.639
say that they're gonna beat us in this shit.

01:05:56.760 --> 01:06:00.860
Oh, boy. Yeah, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:00.980 --> 01:06:03.280
You were the better team. Fuck, I hated that

01:06:03.280 --> 01:06:05.000
fucking shit. Yeah, you could actually see who

01:06:05.000 --> 01:06:07.340
the better team was. Yeah, fuck you, Nathan McKinnon.

01:06:07.440 --> 01:06:09.900
Shut the fuck up, you crybaby bitch. You could

01:06:09.900 --> 01:06:11.679
see who the better team was. Like, I'm not gonna

01:06:11.679 --> 01:06:14.340
say who the better team was, but... Look at the

01:06:14.340 --> 01:06:16.719
stats. Yeah, I see the big fucking stat. Three,

01:06:16.920 --> 01:06:20.300
two, USA, Canada. We fucking won. What color

01:06:20.300 --> 01:06:22.739
is your fucking medal, Nathan McKinnon? Suck

01:06:22.739 --> 01:06:25.849
my fucking cock. Yeah, guess what? Fucking, you

01:06:25.849 --> 01:06:28.510
got my boy. My fucking boy. You're such a fucking

01:06:28.510 --> 01:06:30.949
Canadian. Why do you play in fucking Colorado,

01:06:31.289 --> 01:06:34.389
bitch? You got my man, Jack Hughes, who lost

01:06:34.389 --> 01:06:36.949
teeth but gained gold. Oh, I got to show you.

01:06:36.969 --> 01:06:38.969
My brother did a painting of that that's sold.

01:06:39.110 --> 01:06:41.389
Oh, that's awesome. Dude, he fucking went all

01:06:41.389 --> 01:06:43.989
out with it. It was pretty wild. Dude, Jack Hughes

01:06:43.989 --> 01:06:46.690
is a fucking American hero. And so is Hellebeck.

01:06:47.110 --> 01:06:49.510
There it is. Oh, fuck. It was right there. Dude,

01:06:49.590 --> 01:06:52.250
Hellebeck's fucking sick. That man got the fucking

01:06:52.250 --> 01:06:54.389
Secretary of Defense seal. I thought that was

01:06:54.389 --> 01:06:56.030
really funny when he went to the White House.

01:06:56.190 --> 01:07:00.969
Where the fuck is it? Nope, not that one. My

01:07:00.969 --> 01:07:03.769
man Jack Hughes. Also, Quinn Hughes is just seeing

01:07:03.769 --> 01:07:07.650
fucking ghosts. I think that's a fucking hysterical

01:07:07.650 --> 01:07:09.610
meme. That's almost done there. Dude, that's

01:07:09.610 --> 01:07:12.829
sick. Your brother's a fantastic artist. I know

01:07:12.829 --> 01:07:15.179
he is. It's fucking unbelievable. How can you

01:07:15.179 --> 01:07:17.360
not be patriotic looking at that? That's such

01:07:17.360 --> 01:07:19.820
a good picture. Fucking missing teeth. Here it

01:07:19.820 --> 01:07:22.579
is. He added more shading and everything. That's

01:07:22.579 --> 01:07:26.360
so good, dude. He is fucking nuts. He uses a

01:07:26.360 --> 01:07:28.420
little projector for like the outlines of everything.

01:07:28.539 --> 01:07:30.400
And then he does all the detail work without

01:07:30.400 --> 01:07:32.280
it. That's awesome. So like, just to make sure

01:07:32.280 --> 01:07:34.239
it's like accurate to the picture he's trying

01:07:34.239 --> 01:07:36.639
to replicate, but he's not derivative of it really.

01:07:36.719 --> 01:07:39.179
Like he adds his own spin to it. He's the thing

01:07:39.179 --> 01:07:40.719
that I noticed most about my brother's artwork

01:07:40.719 --> 01:07:44.389
is he has his own sense of like, He has his own

01:07:44.389 --> 01:07:47.389
distinct style, which is really, really fucking

01:07:47.389 --> 01:07:47.889
cool. Didn't he make you, like, a little peep

01:07:47.889 --> 01:07:50.010
one that you got? Yeah, he made me a very small

01:07:50.010 --> 01:07:51.889
little peep one because I've been telling him,

01:07:51.949 --> 01:07:54.050
like, I want one from you, like, an original

01:07:54.050 --> 01:07:55.710
for the longest time. I'm going to say someone's

01:07:55.710 --> 01:07:58.750
going to piss Casey off. I am getting one from

01:07:58.750 --> 01:08:02.739
him of Max Verstappen. That French fuck, as he

01:08:02.739 --> 01:08:06.639
calls him, even though he's a Dutch driver. He

01:08:06.639 --> 01:08:09.980
gets beaten by Max Verstappen in F1 and Casey

01:08:09.980 --> 01:08:12.380
gets very upset sometimes. Yeah, fuck that guy.

01:08:12.460 --> 01:08:14.960
He's a fucking asshole. I'm excited for Forza

01:08:14.960 --> 01:08:19.899
Horizon 6. I thought Forza Horizon 5 was good.

01:08:20.020 --> 01:08:23.100
I just didn't like the location. Mexico is just...

01:08:23.100 --> 01:08:26.579
It didn't have the same vibe that the other places

01:08:26.579 --> 01:08:31.140
had. The thing is, I like Forza, like the standard

01:08:31.140 --> 01:08:34.539
Forza, but I like driving on roads. Driving on

01:08:34.539 --> 01:08:36.819
roads I feel like is a lot cooler for me personally.

01:08:37.239 --> 01:08:42.560
I think Gran Turismo is a better gameplay -wise.

01:08:43.050 --> 01:08:45.810
But I think that Forza Horizon is so much more

01:08:45.810 --> 01:08:47.850
fun because you get to actually drive on streets.

01:08:48.029 --> 01:08:50.529
Well, they're different games. You're trying

01:08:50.529 --> 01:08:52.189
to accomplish different tasks with them. So,

01:08:52.229 --> 01:08:55.569
like, I like arcade racers like Forza too. And

01:08:55.569 --> 01:08:57.510
I don't say that as, like, a derogatory thing.

01:08:57.529 --> 01:08:58.909
Because, I don't know, the thing I'm starting

01:08:58.909 --> 01:09:00.829
to realize the more I get into this rabbit hole

01:09:00.829 --> 01:09:03.149
that I'm going down is that the sim racing community

01:09:03.149 --> 01:09:06.210
is very elitist. Yeah. Like, very much so. Like,

01:09:06.250 --> 01:09:08.710
you get shit on for not using, like, a top, top

01:09:08.710 --> 01:09:10.829
of the grades steering wheel. Like, if your setup

01:09:10.829 --> 01:09:13.340
costs less than, like, $7 ,000, people are going

01:09:13.340 --> 01:09:16.140
to rip on you, bro. I bought a $30 Ferrari wheel.

01:09:16.300 --> 01:09:18.600
Yeah. Yeah. That thing probably does. I know

01:09:18.600 --> 01:09:20.239
the one you bought. It doesn't even have force

01:09:20.239 --> 01:09:22.079
feedback. No, it's just a fucking wheel. It's

01:09:22.079 --> 01:09:24.720
just a wheel. And like the, the main purpose

01:09:24.720 --> 01:09:26.300
behind a steering wheel. It's like, I got a wheel

01:09:26.300 --> 01:09:29.560
that offers force feedback. I'll be at very minimal.

01:09:29.659 --> 01:09:31.739
It's a gear driven system. The best ones are

01:09:31.739 --> 01:09:33.779
direct drive, which literally it's like, just,

01:09:33.859 --> 01:09:37.060
it's like fucking, um, I don't even know how

01:09:37.060 --> 01:09:39.640
to describe it. Like this dynamo unit. You put

01:09:39.640 --> 01:09:43.020
like, mount bolted to like a fucking rig for

01:09:43.020 --> 01:09:46.979
the thing and it has like nine newtons of force

01:09:46.979 --> 01:09:49.319
in each way like there's instances of people

01:09:49.319 --> 01:09:51.500
like my favorite sim race that i like watching

01:09:51.500 --> 01:09:53.140
his name's ucog actually you guys might know

01:09:53.140 --> 01:09:55.420
him as ucog monkey he set a bunch of world records

01:09:55.420 --> 01:09:58.939
on guitar hero back in the day oh yeah i think

01:09:58.939 --> 01:10:01.000
he just went by monkey though like he went by

01:10:01.000 --> 01:10:03.739
ucog monkey now he just goes by ucog he took

01:10:03.739 --> 01:10:07.880
monkey off his name but he he broke a finger

01:10:07.880 --> 01:10:10.729
not too long ago because He was in a race and

01:10:10.729 --> 01:10:12.930
somebody on the formation lap, which is like,

01:10:12.930 --> 01:10:15.090
you're not racing. You're just, you're going

01:10:15.090 --> 01:10:17.470
around the track just to warm your tires up.

01:10:17.550 --> 01:10:19.630
And it's like, it's like, it's a parade. Like

01:10:19.630 --> 01:10:23.109
you need to stay in line with the cars. And somebody

01:10:23.109 --> 01:10:26.130
just either disconnected or was being an asshole

01:10:26.130 --> 01:10:28.930
or floored it by accident. And they slammed into

01:10:28.930 --> 01:10:31.310
the back of his car. And his direct drive steering

01:10:31.310 --> 01:10:33.369
wheel had so much force that his thumbs were

01:10:33.369 --> 01:10:35.409
in the loops and it fucking broke like his pinky

01:10:35.409 --> 01:10:37.170
or something. That's because the wheel fucking

01:10:37.170 --> 01:10:40.010
jerked so hard. Like if you crash a car, you'll

01:10:40.010 --> 01:10:41.949
see sim drivers that have powerful enough direct

01:10:41.949 --> 01:10:43.470
drives. Like when they know they're like going

01:10:43.470 --> 01:10:45.789
into a wall, they go like this. They go like

01:10:45.789 --> 01:10:47.750
this. They take their hands off because you watch

01:10:47.750 --> 01:10:50.130
the steering wheel and it violently clicks whenever

01:10:50.130 --> 01:10:52.430
it's like. Like, I don't know if I'm going to

01:10:52.430 --> 01:10:54.869
get that into it, but I'm getting off track.

01:10:55.250 --> 01:10:57.590
Arcade racers are a ton of fun because you don't

01:10:57.590 --> 01:10:59.310
need to know breaking zones. You don't need to

01:10:59.310 --> 01:11:01.529
memorize the tracks you're on to do good. You

01:11:01.529 --> 01:11:03.590
can casually play them and they're a fucking

01:11:03.590 --> 01:11:06.529
ton of fun. If you make one, if you like tink

01:11:06.529 --> 01:11:09.350
a wall, nothing, you could slam as hard as you

01:11:09.350 --> 01:11:11.789
wanted to in somebody in Forza and your car might

01:11:11.789 --> 01:11:13.930
look cosmetically different, but your car won't

01:11:13.930 --> 01:11:16.810
drive any different. Yeah. I racing and like

01:11:16.810 --> 01:11:19.210
to a lesser extent, Gran Turismo are much more

01:11:19.210 --> 01:11:22.149
realistic where like, If you're not taking extra

01:11:22.149 --> 01:11:25.489
care to know every facet and bump of the tracks

01:11:25.489 --> 01:11:28.210
you're on, know the exact gearing ratios of your

01:11:28.210 --> 01:11:31.149
car, knowing like keeping a careful eye on your

01:11:31.149 --> 01:11:33.829
fuel and tires and the temperatures and everything

01:11:33.829 --> 01:11:35.989
like things can get out of hand really quickly.

01:11:36.090 --> 01:11:39.489
But like, I fucking love Forza. Forza is so fun.

01:11:39.649 --> 01:11:42.810
It's just like, I'm going to send it 400 miles

01:11:42.810 --> 01:11:46.130
per hour into this turn. intentionally ping pong

01:11:46.130 --> 01:11:49.710
off of another car so i can retain speed into

01:11:49.710 --> 01:11:51.890
the next corner and get in first by like the

01:11:51.890 --> 01:11:54.210
first corner and then just rip it and start drifting

01:11:54.210 --> 01:11:57.189
and doing fun and the progression in forza games

01:11:57.189 --> 01:12:00.069
is so fun too like that little fucking dopamine

01:12:00.069 --> 01:12:02.430
loop whenever you win a race yeah where it's

01:12:02.430 --> 01:12:04.789
like shows you crossing in first gives you the

01:12:04.789 --> 01:12:07.050
times here's how many credits you earned here's

01:12:07.050 --> 01:12:10.069
the races you unlocked like that shit's just

01:12:11.250 --> 01:12:14.329
uncurable dopamine loop. I, I personally, I like

01:12:14.329 --> 01:12:16.630
the free drive aspect of Forza. Just like the

01:12:16.630 --> 01:12:18.770
open world. Yeah. Just, just driving around.

01:12:18.970 --> 01:12:22.210
Like, cause I love driving like this in real

01:12:22.210 --> 01:12:24.489
life too. Yeah. But like just driving around

01:12:24.489 --> 01:12:27.529
like in like a fast car that you're never going

01:12:27.529 --> 01:12:29.090
to be able to afford in real life. You're just

01:12:29.090 --> 01:12:32.069
like, this is sick. Yeah. I feel awesome. No,

01:12:32.130 --> 01:12:34.229
it's fucking awesome. And the cars are very easy

01:12:34.229 --> 01:12:36.630
to drive. So it's just like, it's, it's fucking.

01:12:37.239 --> 01:12:39.119
fun the youtube videos i've been getting into

01:12:39.119 --> 01:12:42.039
lately there's this guy who has like a thirty

01:12:42.039 --> 01:12:46.439
thousand dollar like sim rig and he'll go into

01:12:46.439 --> 01:12:48.840
i don't know what he uses for i think it's beam

01:12:48.840 --> 01:12:54.560
ng which is like a fairly realistic sim for like

01:12:54.560 --> 01:12:57.520
physics not necessarily racing physics but he'll

01:12:57.520 --> 01:13:01.060
go into a lobby and he'll give himself a task

01:13:01.060 --> 01:13:03.260
of like picking up like making four deliveries

01:13:03.260 --> 01:13:05.460
or something and he has to like return to the

01:13:05.460 --> 01:13:08.829
place And then he'll have like 20 real life.

01:13:09.610 --> 01:13:12.250
players playing as cops trying to hunt him down

01:13:12.250 --> 01:13:15.550
and it's hysterical like and you're just watching

01:13:15.550 --> 01:13:17.510
him like his his evasion skills are unbelievable

01:13:17.510 --> 01:13:19.989
he knows this car so well like he'll juke the

01:13:19.989 --> 01:13:22.130
fuck out and then like it cuts away to the cops

01:13:22.130 --> 01:13:25.170
like their views of them just like obliterating

01:13:25.170 --> 01:13:27.569
one another like trying to chase them they can

01:13:27.569 --> 01:13:30.670
communicate with one another too dispatch he's

01:13:30.670 --> 01:13:32.949
coming yeah and they'll just be like oh yeah

01:13:32.949 --> 01:13:34.949
no i think i got him over here and he can get

01:13:34.949 --> 01:13:36.949
like upgrades too but they don't know what the

01:13:36.949 --> 01:13:39.140
upgrades are until he gets them when he makes

01:13:39.140 --> 01:13:41.300
the delivery so like he might be able to color

01:13:41.300 --> 01:13:43.880
swap his car and like a lot of the times he'll

01:13:43.880 --> 01:13:46.279
try to blend in with the traffic and stuff i

01:13:46.279 --> 01:13:48.159
don't know it's a lot of fun to watch because

01:13:48.159 --> 01:13:51.279
his rig he has like a crazy rig setup too like

01:13:51.279 --> 01:13:55.279
um a lot of the more expensive rigs have um um

01:13:55.279 --> 01:13:58.560
platforms on the floor on all four corners of

01:13:58.560 --> 01:14:01.079
your sim setups like if you are driving on like

01:14:01.079 --> 01:14:05.350
a bank your sim setup will bank And that shit's

01:14:05.350 --> 01:14:07.449
really cool to me. But you're talking tens of

01:14:07.449 --> 01:14:09.489
thousands of dollars to achieve a sim like that.

01:14:09.550 --> 01:14:12.140
I don't want a VR headset and a wheel. I like

01:14:12.140 --> 01:14:14.960
I liked um you ever see the videos this one isn't

01:14:14.960 --> 01:14:17.439
like guy doing sim set like this is just some

01:14:17.439 --> 01:14:19.819
retard with a fucking fake steering wheel yeah

01:14:19.819 --> 01:14:21.659
it's the guy who pretends to be like a dad like

01:14:21.659 --> 01:14:24.140
driving on like the road and he's just like well

01:14:24.140 --> 01:14:25.880
I'm driving on the road and then he just gets

01:14:25.880 --> 01:14:28.479
fucking hit he's like I'm sorry god I'm sorry

01:14:28.479 --> 01:14:31.439
oh fuck he just fucking smacks his face on the

01:14:31.439 --> 01:14:32.760
steering wheel and he's just like I love those

01:14:32.760 --> 01:14:35.340
hey kids you still alive oh oh and you see like

01:14:35.340 --> 01:14:37.640
the fucking body just goes well Timmy's dead

01:14:38.919 --> 01:14:42.460
okay i love those ones where i'll be going like

01:14:42.460 --> 01:14:45.100
mach 10 in a bus down like a fucking sheer cliff

01:14:45.100 --> 01:14:47.399
and i'll be like yep one day away from retirement

01:14:47.399 --> 01:14:50.779
oh god oh please oh jesus take the wheel oh jesus

01:14:50.779 --> 01:14:54.020
christ oh my god Yeah, and then just, like, fakes

01:14:54.020 --> 01:14:57.260
being that. I do like... Most of those are BeamNG,

01:14:57.439 --> 01:14:59.359
because the collision physics are, like... Are

01:14:59.359 --> 01:15:00.880
fucking hysterical, too. Yeah, like, in most

01:15:00.880 --> 01:15:03.340
racing sims, if you wipe your car out, it looks

01:15:03.340 --> 01:15:06.100
more or less like a car, but BeamNG is, like...

01:15:06.100 --> 01:15:08.319
It just turns into fucking scrap. Yeah, it's

01:15:08.319 --> 01:15:10.619
even more so than in real life. It just turns

01:15:10.619 --> 01:15:13.770
into mangled metal so quick. Those were a lot

01:15:13.770 --> 01:15:15.909
of the brain rot videos I'd find myself watching.

01:15:16.010 --> 01:15:18.789
It'll be like, how fast does this bus have to

01:15:18.789 --> 01:15:21.149
go to cross this gap? And then it shows like

01:15:21.149 --> 01:15:24.649
10 miles an hour quicker, seven minutes in and

01:15:24.649 --> 01:15:27.250
it finally makes it. I like the, uh, I like the

01:15:27.250 --> 01:15:29.010
ones where it's like the, uh, the steel coil

01:15:29.010 --> 01:15:32.000
rolling down the hill. It's just like. 10 ,000

01:15:32.000 --> 01:15:34.020
pound steel coil. And it's just going through.

01:15:34.039 --> 01:15:36.840
How many buses can this 10 ,000 pound steel coil

01:15:36.840 --> 01:15:39.140
go through? And I'm like, yo, dude, how many

01:15:39.140 --> 01:15:41.899
buses can it go through? Yo, if there was anybody

01:15:41.899 --> 01:15:44.460
in that bus, they'd be so fucking dead right

01:15:44.460 --> 01:15:48.319
now, man. I fall prey to fucking retard brain

01:15:48.319 --> 01:15:50.939
rot all the time. It's just comfort food for

01:15:50.939 --> 01:15:53.460
your brain. I had to delete social media for

01:15:53.460 --> 01:15:55.399
it. I mean, I just reinstalled Instagram today.

01:15:55.460 --> 01:15:57.359
I can't remember why. I deleted my Snapchat.

01:15:57.600 --> 01:16:00.720
Facebook sucks. Literally. Literally on Snapchat,

01:16:01.039 --> 01:16:03.819
I just fucking, I did not use it for like three

01:16:03.819 --> 01:16:06.619
months. Like, I didn't even open the app. Yeah.

01:16:06.680 --> 01:16:09.039
And I was like, why do I even have this app on

01:16:09.039 --> 01:16:11.380
my phone? I literally can't go on Facebook without

01:16:11.380 --> 01:16:13.720
every time I open it, seeing a picture of that

01:16:13.720 --> 01:16:17.560
stupid fucking orange fuck. Every time I refresh

01:16:17.560 --> 01:16:20.579
it, it's a fucking orange fuck. Well, no, I don't

01:16:20.579 --> 01:16:23.060
want to see him. I would rather just forget about

01:16:23.060 --> 01:16:25.600
you. But your algorithm is contrary to what the

01:16:25.600 --> 01:16:27.640
algorithm thinks you want to see. I don't see

01:16:27.640 --> 01:16:30.000
Donald Trump on my algorithm at fucking all.

01:16:30.279 --> 01:16:35.510
I see hockey. I see my friends. I see the Rangers,

01:16:35.689 --> 01:16:39.770
like groups that I'm in. I see, what else do

01:16:39.770 --> 01:16:42.590
I see on there? I see sabers, endurance racing,

01:16:42.710 --> 01:16:46.369
and occasionally porn. And I don't know where

01:16:46.369 --> 01:16:48.590
the porn comes from, because like I said, I don't

01:16:48.590 --> 01:16:50.789
engage with it. I don't fucking use porn, so

01:16:50.789 --> 01:16:55.630
I don't understand it. But I was a left -hand

01:16:55.630 --> 01:16:57.909
jerker back in the day. You were a left -hand

01:16:57.909 --> 01:17:01.170
jerker. Yes. And that was a skill that was required

01:17:01.170 --> 01:17:04.899
and asked of me. I get a lot of Resident Evil,

01:17:05.199 --> 01:17:11.220
just random page football, Subaru. That's a sick

01:17:11.220 --> 01:17:15.739
-looking car, too. What the fuck? Is that a WRX?

01:17:16.220 --> 01:17:21.560
Yes, it's a new WRX. All righty. But, like, I

01:17:21.560 --> 01:17:25.279
follow Subaru Motorsport, like, USA, which is,

01:17:25.319 --> 01:17:27.899
like, the rally team for Subaru. Yeah. And that's,

01:17:27.899 --> 01:17:30.960
like, I know how you like F1. I can fucking sit

01:17:30.960 --> 01:17:33.199
there and watch fucking motocross, like, fucking,

01:17:33.239 --> 01:17:36.100
like, Subaru motocross fucking for hours. You

01:17:36.100 --> 01:17:37.939
mean, like, rally racing? Rally racing, yeah.

01:17:38.060 --> 01:17:43.520
I enjoy watching rally racing a lot. I guess

01:17:43.520 --> 01:17:46.399
the real form of autism that I've been noticing

01:17:46.399 --> 01:17:49.399
lately is before I was just astonished that drivers

01:17:49.399 --> 01:17:52.100
could compete in like 24 -hour races. I'm really

01:17:52.100 --> 01:17:54.720
not that into F1 this year because F1 had a...

01:17:55.279 --> 01:17:57.840
A major regulation changed this year where half

01:17:57.840 --> 01:18:00.439
of the power of your car comes from the internal

01:18:00.439 --> 01:18:02.960
combustion engine, and half of it comes from

01:18:02.960 --> 01:18:05.539
a battery, and the battery can recharge and deplete

01:18:05.539 --> 01:18:07.680
over the course, like, several times in a single

01:18:07.680 --> 01:18:09.939
lap. So it's just fucking Mario Kart. It's just

01:18:09.939 --> 01:18:12.020
cars overtaking one another because they decide

01:18:12.020 --> 01:18:14.060
when to use their boost button. It's fucking,

01:18:14.079 --> 01:18:19.279
like, really stupid. The drivers can't even stand

01:18:19.279 --> 01:18:21.180
it. They're like, this isn't real racing. It's

01:18:21.180 --> 01:18:23.520
just battery management simulator. Like, it's

01:18:23.520 --> 01:18:25.210
not even, like, fucking real. real i remember

01:18:25.210 --> 01:18:27.189
when i first played f1 with you and you're like

01:18:27.189 --> 01:18:30.430
i'm like where's the nos bro i'm like that's

01:18:30.430 --> 01:18:33.210
fucking gay yeah and then i told you about drs

01:18:33.210 --> 01:18:36.229
which is which already was controversial in f1

01:18:36.229 --> 01:18:38.529
because it brought what some people seemed as

01:18:38.529 --> 01:18:41.029
an um unfair advantage because rather than just

01:18:41.029 --> 01:18:43.369
being pure performance on the track of your car

01:18:43.369 --> 01:18:46.489
and the driver If you're within one second at

01:18:46.489 --> 01:18:48.890
a DRS detection point, which is usually a turn

01:18:48.890 --> 01:18:52.369
before a long straight, you would get DRS upon

01:18:52.369 --> 01:18:55.609
that straight, which opens the rear spoiler of

01:18:55.609 --> 01:18:57.710
the vehicle and gives you like an extra 20 horsepower

01:18:57.710 --> 01:19:00.670
to close the gap. And that was already controversial.

01:19:00.729 --> 01:19:02.710
Most people eventually loved it though, because

01:19:02.710 --> 01:19:05.510
it didn't impact the cars that much. Like there

01:19:05.510 --> 01:19:07.789
was still a major skill element involved. So

01:19:07.789 --> 01:19:11.050
like. it's not like DRS was an automatic overtake.

01:19:11.050 --> 01:19:13.590
You could be on DRS for somebody for three laps

01:19:13.590 --> 01:19:15.489
and still not be able to make a move on them.

01:19:15.529 --> 01:19:17.689
Like if they were outperforming you, but this

01:19:17.689 --> 01:19:20.550
shit fucking sucks. World, world endurance racing

01:19:20.550 --> 01:19:23.350
is my shit because dude, I don't like watch.

01:19:23.390 --> 01:19:25.470
I don't like looking at the, um, like, I mean,

01:19:25.710 --> 01:19:28.409
if I can rip 12 hours of an endurance race in

01:19:28.409 --> 01:19:30.289
a single day and actually pay attention, I will.

01:19:30.369 --> 01:19:31.890
Cause I think it's really cool. They're driving

01:19:31.890 --> 01:19:34.470
through the driver steps. You see the drama between

01:19:34.470 --> 01:19:36.729
the drivers. You see how the cars differ when

01:19:36.729 --> 01:19:38.449
they take like stints and everything. Like they

01:19:38.449 --> 01:19:41.550
swap out for their teammates, but. And it's just

01:19:41.550 --> 01:19:44.409
incredible that they keep a car running around

01:19:44.409 --> 01:19:48.289
a track going 300 miles an hour or like 220 miles

01:19:48.289 --> 01:19:51.649
an hour for fucking 24 hours. Like that's unbelievable

01:19:51.649 --> 01:19:53.710
to me that there's a piece of machinery that

01:19:53.710 --> 01:19:56.350
can fucking do that. And I hate NASCAR racing.

01:19:56.369 --> 01:19:59.029
NASCAR racing is for fucking retards. I don't.

01:19:59.029 --> 01:20:01.310
So here's the thing is like, I used to say that

01:20:01.310 --> 01:20:05.130
about like, I mean, I liked NASCAR as a kid and

01:20:05.130 --> 01:20:07.750
while I don't enjoy it anymore, I don't enjoy

01:20:07.750 --> 01:20:09.770
sim racing it. I find watching the only time

01:20:09.770 --> 01:20:12.439
I like, NASCAR is when fucking Frankie Muniz

01:20:12.439 --> 01:20:17.319
is in it. I think he is, to my knowledge. He

01:20:17.319 --> 01:20:21.810
is. I know he was in the... the runner up series

01:20:21.810 --> 01:20:23.710
to it, which is essentially like the minor league.

01:20:23.729 --> 01:20:26.270
He's driving in an ass car. It's like the Xfinity

01:20:26.270 --> 01:20:28.909
series or something. It's like the one down from

01:20:28.909 --> 01:20:30.789
like the chase for the cup. I've been watching

01:20:30.789 --> 01:20:32.850
Malcolm in the middle again. That's it's just

01:20:32.850 --> 01:20:35.189
very funny to me that he's like, dude, have you

01:20:35.189 --> 01:20:37.210
read his Twitter? It's one of the funniest fucking

01:20:37.210 --> 01:20:39.369
things on the planet. The dude has had like eight

01:20:39.369 --> 01:20:42.270
strokes. Oh, geez. He's fucking like on one of

01:20:42.270 --> 01:20:43.670
the Twitter things that I read that he did. It

01:20:43.670 --> 01:20:45.989
was fucking hysterical. He just goes, he goes,

01:20:46.470 --> 01:20:49.770
I had a dream where I got shot in the dream and

01:20:49.770 --> 01:20:52.090
then I woke up and I could still feel the bullets

01:20:52.090 --> 01:20:56.109
inside me. Oh, the pain. And I'm like, bro, what?

01:20:56.770 --> 01:21:01.250
See a fucking therapist, bro. I just, I don't

01:21:01.250 --> 01:21:03.350
know. I don't remember filming Malcolm in the

01:21:03.350 --> 01:21:06.029
middle because of my strokes. Oh my God. Jesus

01:21:06.029 --> 01:21:10.069
Christ, man. Kyle likes oval racing a lot. He

01:21:10.069 --> 01:21:11.689
was trying to get me into it. Cause that's what

01:21:11.689 --> 01:21:14.210
he does when him and Sean, when, when him and

01:21:14.210 --> 01:21:18.489
beep is sim race. It's way more in -depth than

01:21:18.489 --> 01:21:20.989
just occasionally turning left, but it doesn't

01:21:20.989 --> 01:21:23.550
look like it is. No. It's like you need to know

01:21:23.550 --> 01:21:25.489
what line to be in, and you're running three

01:21:25.489 --> 01:21:28.630
wide. It requires an insane amount of precision

01:21:28.630 --> 01:21:33.369
and focus, and just especially spatial awareness,

01:21:33.470 --> 01:21:37.149
more so than other forms of racing. I don't want

01:21:37.149 --> 01:21:39.430
to say especially, but more so the other things,

01:21:39.449 --> 01:21:41.729
but spatial awareness is more of a factor in

01:21:41.729 --> 01:21:44.430
NASCAR and oval racing. But like, to me, it's

01:21:44.430 --> 01:21:46.930
just fucking boring, bro. Like, it's not like,

01:21:46.949 --> 01:21:49.550
I like the intricacies of the track. Like you

01:21:49.550 --> 01:21:52.010
needing to know the exact, like every bump of

01:21:52.010 --> 01:21:53.550
the track, knowing breaking points and shit.

01:21:53.590 --> 01:21:56.130
Like, cause to me, when I learned a new track,

01:21:56.189 --> 01:21:58.050
like I was teaching myself Watkins Glen over

01:21:58.050 --> 01:21:59.970
the last couple of days, I finally got Watkins

01:21:59.970 --> 01:22:04.149
down. watkins glenn down in one car but if i

01:22:04.149 --> 01:22:06.369
drove it in another car i would have to completely

01:22:06.369 --> 01:22:08.409
relearn the track like obviously i know where

01:22:08.409 --> 01:22:11.529
the turns are but like the braking points and

01:22:11.529 --> 01:22:13.510
the racing lines and all this shit like it's

01:22:13.510 --> 01:22:16.630
it's so fucking in depth but when you start to

01:22:16.630 --> 01:22:19.420
get it and you, like, practice in, like, on your

01:22:19.420 --> 01:22:21.100
own, like, just doing, like, time trials and

01:22:21.100 --> 01:22:23.600
shit, and then you go online, and you fucking

01:22:23.600 --> 01:22:27.199
annihilate everybody by, like, 45 seconds, like,

01:22:27.300 --> 01:22:30.460
going 7 seconds faster a lap than anybody else

01:22:30.460 --> 01:22:32.979
on the track in an online lobby full of 19 other

01:22:32.979 --> 01:22:36.420
real people, that shit feels electric. Like,

01:22:36.460 --> 01:22:38.899
you just feel like you're on crack cocaine. Do

01:22:38.899 --> 01:22:41.260
you ever see the Kurt Busch fucking memes? It's

01:22:41.260 --> 01:22:52.739
so fucking funny. No. Like, he just... I got

01:22:52.739 --> 01:22:57.079
to pull up. I got to pull up the fucking F1 equivalent

01:22:57.079 --> 01:22:59.800
of that. Now it'll take me two seconds. It's

01:22:59.800 --> 01:23:10.979
this guy named George Russell. Yeah. Every fucking

01:23:10.979 --> 01:23:13.760
week I ate my job. It sounds like me and Ellie

01:23:13.760 --> 01:23:17.760
not crashing out fucking zombies. It is. It's

01:23:17.760 --> 01:23:19.579
you trying to tell me, like, hey, can you open

01:23:19.579 --> 01:23:22.399
this door for me? Fuck no! I don't even want

01:23:22.399 --> 01:23:25.640
to fucking play this game! The fucking game is

01:23:25.640 --> 01:23:28.439
trash! Casey's out here fucking being like, yo,

01:23:28.520 --> 01:23:31.000
I have to do, like, the fucking 15 steps to do

01:23:31.000 --> 01:23:33.119
this fucking Easter egg. Hey, can you guys hold

01:23:33.119 --> 01:23:35.460
a zombie for eight fucking years for me real

01:23:35.460 --> 01:23:37.819
quick? I gotta watch this Mr. Waffle Waffles

01:23:37.819 --> 01:23:40.699
video. I do the fucking Easter egg at a record

01:23:40.699 --> 01:23:44.310
time. You guys are like, I can't. I can't get

01:23:44.310 --> 01:23:47.369
used to the zombie for two seconds. Well, no,

01:23:47.510 --> 01:23:49.609
but Casey, when you're the one guarding the zombies,

01:23:49.750 --> 01:23:51.470
I don't know how to describe this to you. It

01:23:51.470 --> 01:23:54.340
gets awful. Time feels like it's moving in slow

01:23:54.340 --> 01:23:57.060
motion. It's fucking horrible. Well, maybe you

01:23:57.060 --> 01:23:58.479
should learn the Easter egg and then you can

01:23:58.479 --> 01:24:00.640
do it. So this is George Russell. This guy's

01:24:00.640 --> 01:24:04.539
like a fucking tattletale rule follower kind

01:24:04.539 --> 01:24:06.739
of driver. Fucking nerd. And he gets told to

01:24:06.739 --> 01:24:10.560
lower his brake temperatures when he has a faster

01:24:10.560 --> 01:24:12.800
car behind him and he just crashes out on his

01:24:12.800 --> 01:24:17.960
engineer. So rear surface temperatures are sky

01:24:17.960 --> 01:24:19.979
high. George, let's get these under control.

01:24:20.810 --> 01:24:26.170
Marcus, I've got a car in my ass, okay? A car

01:24:26.170 --> 01:24:28.609
much quicker than ours. I'm trying the whole

01:24:28.609 --> 01:24:31.689
position. I've got much more pace than Kimi here.

01:24:32.270 --> 01:24:34.529
We can fight for a podium. I'm happy to give

01:24:34.529 --> 01:24:35.710
the position back. He's trying to get his team

01:24:35.710 --> 01:24:38.170
to let him pass his teammate. My tires are just

01:24:38.170 --> 01:24:44.000
getting sacked here. Understood. Understood.

01:24:45.460 --> 01:24:47.579
I just thought it's like, hey, we just got to

01:24:47.579 --> 01:24:49.319
get your brake temperatures down. I got a fucking

01:24:49.319 --> 01:24:52.329
car on my ass here. It's way fucking... After

01:24:52.329 --> 01:24:55.010
that, me. Is that fucking Verstappen? No, that

01:24:55.010 --> 01:24:56.890
was George Russell. French fuck. That was George

01:24:56.890 --> 01:24:58.770
Russell. You wouldn't know him because when we

01:24:58.770 --> 01:25:01.029
play our two -player career, you and I race for

01:25:01.029 --> 01:25:04.470
Mercedes. So we erased him and his teammate from

01:25:04.470 --> 01:25:06.770
existence when we started playing. Oh, cool.

01:25:06.850 --> 01:25:09.010
So, yeah, George Russell and Kimi Antonelli are

01:25:09.010 --> 01:25:11.470
gone. There's some really good ones of Kimi Raikkonen,

01:25:11.510 --> 01:25:14.270
though, who is this... He was this Finnish driver

01:25:14.270 --> 01:25:17.409
that was just, everybody called him Iceman because

01:25:17.409 --> 01:25:19.770
he never fucking, like, he was so, like, he'd

01:25:19.770 --> 01:25:21.789
do the press conferences after the races and

01:25:21.789 --> 01:25:24.170
they'd be like, hey, Kimi, like, what are your

01:25:24.170 --> 01:25:26.449
thoughts on, do you think that you will be faster

01:25:26.449 --> 01:25:29.729
in qualifying tomorrow than your opponents? And

01:25:29.729 --> 01:25:34.529
he'd be like, I hope so. Samir, you have to listen

01:25:34.529 --> 01:25:37.890
to me. Samir, you are breaking the car. Samir,

01:25:37.890 --> 01:25:41.800
Samir. Please listen to me. Oh, God, Samir. Triple

01:25:41.800 --> 01:25:44.500
caution. Triple caution, right? Triple caution.

01:25:44.600 --> 01:25:48.159
Oh, Samir, shut the fuck up. Yeah, everybody

01:25:48.159 --> 01:25:51.779
says, can you shut up? I think that that's fake.

01:25:51.939 --> 01:25:54.460
You have to listen to me. I think that that was

01:25:54.460 --> 01:25:57.640
dubbed over, which broke my heart because I thought

01:25:57.640 --> 01:26:00.520
that was real for the longest time. Samir, what

01:26:00.520 --> 01:26:03.119
are you doing? I sent that to my roommate the

01:26:03.119 --> 01:26:05.560
second I saw that back in the day. It was like,

01:26:05.579 --> 01:26:08.380
this is fucking you when you... Never mind. That's

01:26:08.380 --> 01:26:11.140
not for the podcast. I can't say that. You have

01:26:11.140 --> 01:26:15.380
to listen to me, Xavier. Oh, my God. Driver crashouts

01:26:15.380 --> 01:26:17.840
are the best. Kimi Raikkonen and his, like, Finnish

01:26:17.840 --> 01:26:22.029
accent. Hey, Kimi, we have received a 10 second

01:26:22.029 --> 01:26:25.250
time penalty. He goes, for what? And they're

01:26:25.250 --> 01:26:27.829
like, we have received. No, he's Finnish, but

01:26:27.829 --> 01:26:30.989
he almost sounds like he is. He's like, 10 second

01:26:30.989 --> 01:26:33.029
time penalty, Kimi. He's like, for what? What

01:26:33.029 --> 01:26:35.310
did I do? Are the Mercedes guys actually German?

01:26:35.390 --> 01:26:38.470
Like the team, like people? I mean, it's a German

01:26:38.470 --> 01:26:41.670
team. And I believe the owner, I mean, not the

01:26:41.670 --> 01:26:43.930
owner, the team principal is German, but their

01:26:43.930 --> 01:26:46.449
driver, they have one British driver and one

01:26:46.449 --> 01:26:49.649
Italian driver. weird i mean you don't the teams

01:26:49.649 --> 01:26:52.289
aren't really like national i mean like certain

01:26:52.289 --> 01:26:55.130
teams will try to have americans like colton

01:26:55.130 --> 01:26:58.710
hurta is an f2 driver and a imsa weather tech

01:26:58.710 --> 01:27:02.470
endurance racer but uh does ford have an f1 i

01:27:02.470 --> 01:27:05.270
don't think ford does not have an f1 team however

01:27:05.270 --> 01:27:07.670
they took over engine production of the red bull

01:27:07.670 --> 01:27:11.470
racing team this year um from honda so they're

01:27:11.470 --> 01:27:13.750
the only ones who use the ford power unit and

01:27:13.750 --> 01:27:15.970
it fucking sucks first happens like debating

01:27:15.970 --> 01:27:18.250
leaving f1 because he's like this sport sucks

01:27:18.250 --> 01:27:21.289
and so does my car and engine so like i don't

01:27:21.289 --> 01:27:22.890
know if i want to keep doing it is there any

01:27:22.890 --> 01:27:26.010
american making models that are in f1 so there

01:27:26.010 --> 01:27:32.529
is so has is an american team by uh yeah oh damn

01:27:33.920 --> 01:27:39.119
But Gene Haas, who is the co -owner of Haas Stewart

01:27:39.119 --> 01:27:42.199
Racing with Tony Stewart for NASCAR, he has a

01:27:42.199 --> 01:27:44.699
team. And then Cadillac is new this year, so

01:27:44.699 --> 01:27:46.779
they suck balls. But they're an American team,

01:27:46.840 --> 01:27:49.140
too. That's awesome. Welcome Dan to the podcast.

01:27:49.140 --> 01:27:51.880
Welcome Dan. Daniel Delaney has walked into the

01:27:51.880 --> 01:27:55.260
building. Damn, that's fucking awesome. You got

01:27:55.260 --> 01:27:58.439
another one? Yeah, you just have to rinse it

01:27:58.439 --> 01:28:00.979
out. Or you can use this one, actually. Yeah,

01:28:01.000 --> 01:28:02.380
we're just passing it around. This is fucking

01:28:02.380 --> 01:28:05.479
awesome. We're all going to get fucking RSV from

01:28:05.479 --> 01:28:08.939
Dan. I know, dude. I don't have it, but you never

01:28:08.939 --> 01:28:11.380
know. You could be incubating. Right, right.

01:28:11.420 --> 01:28:13.079
You could be a little fucking incubator to get

01:28:13.079 --> 01:28:16.180
us all killed. You don't have an extra one, Casey?

01:28:16.859 --> 01:28:18.500
Dan, there is an extra one. Yeah, let me get

01:28:18.500 --> 01:28:19.859
an extra one just because of what he just said.

01:28:19.859 --> 01:28:22.060
It's in the... There's one in the bag. Just because

01:28:22.060 --> 01:28:24.329
I got something going around my house. So, Dan,

01:28:24.390 --> 01:28:27.250
you showed up in time for Jeopardy. You two are

01:28:27.250 --> 01:28:28.930
both going to have to compete against Casey.

01:28:29.250 --> 01:28:31.770
I have a board that I think is going to be somewhat

01:28:31.770 --> 01:28:34.470
competitive. I didn't make it. So some of the

01:28:34.470 --> 01:28:36.069
questions are good. Half of them seemed really

01:28:36.069 --> 01:28:38.090
easy. Half of them seemed like hyper -specific

01:28:38.090 --> 01:28:40.369
knowledge that we're just not going to get. But

01:28:40.369 --> 01:28:42.170
I don't know. I feel like that's kind of how

01:28:42.170 --> 01:28:47.090
it goes usually. Yeah, I'm looking forward to

01:28:47.090 --> 01:28:50.890
it. I haven't been watching Jeopardy. So I feel

01:28:50.890 --> 01:28:52.270
like when you're watching it a lot, you're like,

01:28:52.489 --> 01:28:55.090
You're locked in. Yeah. You can just pull random

01:28:55.090 --> 01:28:58.729
access memories from your brain. Yeah. Hell yeah.

01:28:59.250 --> 01:29:02.149
Tyler, you got a jab going on about you. I'm

01:29:02.149 --> 01:29:04.689
getting my haircut tomorrow. Is that what it

01:29:04.689 --> 01:29:10.069
is? Yeah. R .I .P. my granny. She got hit by

01:29:10.069 --> 01:29:13.310
a bazooka. I think about her every time I hit

01:29:13.310 --> 01:29:16.310
the hookah. Is that a song? Kaboom. Is this recording?

01:29:16.609 --> 01:29:21.140
Yeah. Your mic isn't. I think it's just a super

01:29:21.140 --> 01:29:24.159
low mic. We can just share this one. I'll just

01:29:24.159 --> 01:29:26.039
yell from a distance back here. It's alright.

01:29:27.560 --> 01:29:31.340
I think so. Does he even wear them? Yes, he does.

01:29:31.739 --> 01:29:58.329
Unfortunately. Oh yeah. What the fuck? Did you

01:29:58.329 --> 01:30:02.930
say, oh, she dead? That was a while ago. That

01:30:02.930 --> 01:30:10.989
was a while ago. Welcome back to Untold Podcast.

01:30:12.390 --> 01:30:16.810
Is this the door? Will you repair my door? Yeah.

01:30:17.670 --> 01:30:20.229
Sorry we had a Sopranos ending there at the end.

01:30:20.310 --> 01:30:23.399
The 10 second fade to black. I almost just wiped

01:30:23.399 --> 01:30:26.420
out my computer. Yeah, Casey almost just nuked

01:30:26.420 --> 01:30:29.000
the entirety of the podcast. Did you lose any

01:30:29.000 --> 01:30:37.579
of it? No. So, Dan, you got a call this week?

01:30:37.859 --> 01:30:41.539
Someone unexpected? God damn it, Casey. Bro,

01:30:41.579 --> 01:30:43.859
so I'm outside working on something, on a project,

01:30:43.939 --> 01:30:46.680
right? And my phone rings and it says Anaheim,

01:30:46.680 --> 01:30:49.699
California. And I'm like, eh, this looks like

01:30:49.699 --> 01:30:52.369
a real number. I'll pick it up. this guy is like

01:30:52.369 --> 01:30:55.689
hi is this uh i don't know if he said my name

01:30:55.689 --> 01:30:57.930
but he goes this is mark rubenstein with convert

01:30:57.930 --> 01:31:02.149
to judaism .com and uh he goes uh you set up

01:31:02.149 --> 01:31:05.670
a consultation with us and i just hung up i was

01:31:05.670 --> 01:31:09.170
like fucking casey god damn it dude calls me

01:31:09.170 --> 01:31:12.989
right back right and i'm just like oh man i gotta

01:31:12.989 --> 01:31:15.050
face this because this this guy's gonna keep

01:31:15.050 --> 01:31:18.649
calling so i said hello And he's like, hi, this

01:31:18.649 --> 01:31:21.789
is Mark Rubenstein with ConvertToJudaism .com.

01:31:21.930 --> 01:31:23.869
You set up a consultation. And a little more

01:31:23.869 --> 01:31:25.649
Jew -y voice than that. I can't really do it.

01:31:25.909 --> 01:31:30.529
This is Mark Stevenson from ConvertToJudaism

01:31:30.529 --> 01:31:34.430
.com. Exactly like that. Exactly like that, actually.

01:31:34.810 --> 01:31:37.850
And I was like, so I'm like, fuck, this guy sounds

01:31:37.850 --> 01:31:40.649
so nice, though. I was just like, would you like

01:31:40.649 --> 01:31:44.289
to talk about nosies with me? I am not affiliated

01:31:44.289 --> 01:31:48.329
with this fucking skit at all. I just had to

01:31:48.329 --> 01:31:50.909
play the victim. I was like, oh, you know what?

01:31:51.069 --> 01:31:54.510
I think somebody's playing a prank on me. Oh,

01:31:54.649 --> 01:31:56.449
well, I can tell you the, I can tell you the

01:31:56.449 --> 01:32:01.820
email of who sent it. It was. untitledpodcast73

01:32:01.820 --> 01:32:07.460
at gmail .com. And I was like, I said, yeah,

01:32:07.600 --> 01:32:09.939
yup, I definitely know who did it. I'm going

01:32:09.939 --> 01:32:13.680
to have a chat with them. And then I said, I

01:32:13.680 --> 01:32:16.420
don't think this is funny at all. Neither do

01:32:16.420 --> 01:32:22.480
I. Not funny. Okay, okay. Have a nice day. I

01:32:22.480 --> 01:32:25.060
don't think this is funny at all, actually. You

01:32:25.060 --> 01:32:27.819
know what? You have a good day, sir. Exactly.

01:32:28.399 --> 01:32:32.180
He's going to find this. You should have recorded

01:32:32.180 --> 01:32:36.779
it. He knows what our podcast is. Well, no. It's

01:32:36.779 --> 01:32:38.779
one of the untitled podcasts. He doesn't know

01:32:38.779 --> 01:32:45.270
which one it is. It's the best one. I want to

01:32:45.270 --> 01:32:47.670
talk about this again because I feel like Dan

01:32:47.670 --> 01:32:50.430
has some good opinions on this. Stupid people

01:32:50.430 --> 01:32:55.069
outbreeding people. We are being outbreeded by

01:32:55.069 --> 01:32:57.930
the fucking retards. Look, I have one fucking

01:32:57.930 --> 01:33:04.010
baby. Jesus fucking Christ. I'm not good at Jeopardy,

01:33:04.010 --> 01:33:05.930
but come on. I'm good at certain things. That's

01:33:05.930 --> 01:33:07.430
exactly what I was going to say. If we go by

01:33:07.430 --> 01:33:09.670
the number of Jeopardy wins here and number of

01:33:09.670 --> 01:33:13.020
kids. It's kind of proven you're a Jew. Oh, you

01:33:13.020 --> 01:33:15.659
sent us an email, too. It says, hello, Dan Delaney.

01:33:15.760 --> 01:33:17.699
Thank you for reaching out and sharing your interests

01:33:17.699 --> 01:33:21.979
and exploring Judaism. I personally view each

01:33:21.979 --> 01:33:24.619
inquiry and would be honored to speak with you.

01:33:24.619 --> 01:33:28.060
I didn't know you could convert. Oh, you can

01:33:28.060 --> 01:33:31.039
convert to anything, can't you? Yeah, but I feel

01:33:31.039 --> 01:33:32.979
like the Jews, I thought that was like a lockdown

01:33:32.979 --> 01:33:36.819
kind of thing. You can choose what religion you

01:33:36.819 --> 01:33:40.909
want to be. Damn, dude. Maybe I should. You know

01:33:40.909 --> 01:33:43.649
what? Maybe I'll set up an actual consultation.

01:33:43.890 --> 01:33:45.930
You should convert to Christianity. It was a

01:33:45.930 --> 01:33:49.109
joke last time, but I'm here for real. You know

01:33:49.109 --> 01:33:52.210
what? You actually changed my mind. Yo, we should

01:33:52.210 --> 01:33:55.409
call him right now on the podcast. Alright, Mark

01:33:55.409 --> 01:33:59.470
Cuban, you changed my mind. Mark Cuban? It's

01:33:59.470 --> 01:34:02.989
Rubenstein. It's only 9 o 'clock in California.

01:34:03.569 --> 01:34:08.060
It's only 9 o 'clock? Yeah, 9 .30. My name's

01:34:08.060 --> 01:34:13.579
Mark Stevenstein. I actually am just finishing

01:34:13.579 --> 01:34:18.000
up my bagel. I would like to talk to you about

01:34:18.000 --> 01:34:21.409
Judaism. This is fucking horrible. really good

01:34:21.409 --> 01:34:25.130
Jewish accent. I do not like how anti -Semitic

01:34:25.130 --> 01:34:27.170
Oh, you should have heard. This is not anti -Semitism,

01:34:27.229 --> 01:34:29.590
bro. You know, I actually don't That's a sick

01:34:29.590 --> 01:34:33.189
Jew voice, bro. You know, I actually don't think

01:34:33.189 --> 01:34:37.319
that Jesus was actually the Messiah. I think

01:34:37.319 --> 01:34:41.140
that he wasn't even that good of a guy you should

01:34:41.140 --> 01:34:43.039
have heard kyle do this for like three hours

01:34:43.039 --> 01:34:45.220
one day we were writing this song about october

01:34:45.220 --> 01:34:48.279
7th and he started doing the jew voice and he

01:34:48.279 --> 01:34:50.159
just kept going with it for three fucking hours

01:34:50.159 --> 01:34:53.260
i'm like dude stop yeah that's like a new york

01:34:53.260 --> 01:34:55.460
city jew what tyler's doing all right this is

01:34:55.460 --> 01:34:57.899
fucking no it's fucking from it's a south park

01:34:57.899 --> 01:35:00.140
jew is what he's doing he's mimicking fucking

01:35:00.140 --> 01:35:04.510
kyle's cousin yeah I do not condone any of what

01:35:04.510 --> 01:35:07.289
just happened, if anybody ever listens to this.

01:35:07.369 --> 01:35:10.050
So, you heard it here first, Ali Max supports

01:35:10.050 --> 01:35:12.689
Israel in all their actions. I don't know, I

01:35:12.689 --> 01:35:14.149
could get down with some of that. I don't even

01:35:14.149 --> 01:35:16.090
know what Israel's done. I could get down with

01:35:16.090 --> 01:35:21.210
some anti -Semitism. I can't. I think we shouldn't

01:35:21.210 --> 01:35:23.989
go down that road. Get down with some anti -Semitism?

01:35:24.149 --> 01:35:27.720
Yeah, I mean... Did you ever see the Super Bowl

01:35:27.720 --> 01:35:29.840
commercial for the anti -Jew hate thing? That

01:35:29.840 --> 01:35:32.420
was fucking hysterical. There's a kid that's

01:35:32.420 --> 01:35:34.920
like walking by and then like he just goes up

01:35:34.920 --> 01:35:37.000
to this Jewish kid's backpack and he puts a sticky

01:35:37.000 --> 01:35:39.619
note on it and it says dirty Jew on it. And then

01:35:39.619 --> 01:35:42.239
some black kid comes up and he puts a blue like

01:35:42.239 --> 01:35:45.380
posting over and he goes, hey man, don't listen

01:35:45.380 --> 01:35:47.420
to them. They don't know what they're talking

01:35:47.420 --> 01:35:50.880
about. And it just said, stop Jewish hate. That

01:35:50.880 --> 01:35:52.420
was the end of the commercial. That was in the

01:35:52.420 --> 01:35:54.020
Super Bowl. Yeah, that was the Jewish commercial.

01:35:54.220 --> 01:35:56.159
Yeah, I saw the idea. This week, they actually

01:35:56.159 --> 01:35:59.579
kidnapped a baby and then used it. They burned

01:35:59.579 --> 01:36:01.779
it with a cigarette to get his father to talk.

01:36:02.180 --> 01:36:04.340
Wow. Yeah, so that's cool. You got to do what

01:36:04.340 --> 01:36:06.020
you got to do sometimes. This is wild. I mean,

01:36:06.079 --> 01:36:10.520
it's war. War is war, man. The Jewish boys be

01:36:10.520 --> 01:36:14.539
doing some crazy shit. Those guys be crazy. But

01:36:14.539 --> 01:36:17.680
also, I'm going to look at the Bible real quick.

01:36:17.779 --> 01:36:19.659
These motherfuckers were in the desert for 40

01:36:19.659 --> 01:36:23.250
years. Just imagine being Moses being stuck in

01:36:23.250 --> 01:36:27.029
a desert with like a hundred complaining Jews

01:36:27.029 --> 01:36:34.109
for 40 years. Oh my God. My eyes are getting

01:36:34.109 --> 01:36:39.569
so dry. It's been years, Moses. I cannot believe

01:36:39.569 --> 01:36:42.210
that you guys think that we're not getting canceled

01:36:42.210 --> 01:36:44.729
right now. All three of you are engaging in this

01:36:44.729 --> 01:36:48.470
right now. I'm not engaging in it. You just said

01:36:48.470 --> 01:36:51.430
it was a good Jew voice. This is disgusting.

01:36:51.789 --> 01:36:56.869
I am disgusted. Okay, Alimax. My eyes are getting

01:36:56.869 --> 01:37:00.390
dry. Alimax pearl clutching over here. Dude,

01:37:00.390 --> 01:37:02.229
you would... I just want to fucking... You're

01:37:02.229 --> 01:37:03.729
telling me if you heard that... Why are there

01:37:03.729 --> 01:37:06.550
so goddamn many Muslims around? You wouldn't

01:37:06.550 --> 01:37:08.350
immediately know that that was a Jewish person?

01:37:08.430 --> 01:37:11.789
No. Oh, but... Oh, okay. But so talk like Tony

01:37:11.789 --> 01:37:15.289
Soprano, right? Oh, baby, bye, buddy. Oh, gobble

01:37:15.289 --> 01:37:19.600
goo. Oh, you sound Italian. But you say, oh,

01:37:19.619 --> 01:37:23.720
you sound like a Jew. It's not funny. One of

01:37:23.720 --> 01:37:26.300
them is the country in which you develop the

01:37:26.300 --> 01:37:28.539
accent from. The other one is a fucking religion

01:37:28.539 --> 01:37:30.239
that is... Are you fucking kidding me? These

01:37:30.239 --> 01:37:32.020
motherfuckers are from New Jersey. They're not

01:37:32.020 --> 01:37:34.340
from a country that has that accent. They're

01:37:34.340 --> 01:37:36.300
from fucking New Jersey. They have a fucking

01:37:36.300 --> 01:37:39.159
Jersey accent, not an Italian accent. Yeah, they

01:37:39.159 --> 01:37:42.239
have an Italian Jersey accent. What the fuck

01:37:42.239 --> 01:37:44.119
are you guys fucking talking about? They're going...

01:37:46.060 --> 01:37:47.880
You're taking a moral high ground. You're taking

01:37:47.880 --> 01:37:50.659
a fucking human stance. I got to whack the guy.

01:37:51.380 --> 01:37:54.279
Oh, geez. I dropped $5 on the ground. I better

01:37:54.279 --> 01:37:58.699
pick it up. The funniest thing that I saw for

01:37:58.699 --> 01:38:02.960
a Jewish video, though, is some guy. There's

01:38:02.960 --> 01:38:05.000
a guy who's trying to convert people to Judaism.

01:38:05.319 --> 01:38:07.439
And a guy walks up. He just goes, listen, if

01:38:07.439 --> 01:38:09.939
you give me one penny, I will convert to Judaism

01:38:09.939 --> 01:38:12.779
right now. And he goes, I can't find my penny.

01:38:12.800 --> 01:38:17.000
I don't have any pennies on me. I don't know.

01:38:18.100 --> 01:38:20.460
He's like, if you have one penny, I will convert

01:38:20.460 --> 01:38:22.159
to Judaism right now. Dude, the Jews must have

01:38:22.159 --> 01:38:24.159
been furious when they fucking stopped making

01:38:24.159 --> 01:38:26.859
pennies. They'd be like, what the fuck? I made

01:38:26.859 --> 01:38:29.180
most of my money off of that. Ali Mack's not

01:38:29.180 --> 01:38:32.380
having this conversation. He's not about this

01:38:32.380 --> 01:38:35.060
life. Ali Mack, if you saw what Israel was doing

01:38:35.060 --> 01:38:37.529
in the news, you wouldn't care. I mean, it's

01:38:37.529 --> 01:38:40.109
still, I just don't support attacks on a fucking

01:38:40.109 --> 01:38:42.630
religion. And that's, that's, it just, this,

01:38:42.729 --> 01:38:44.829
this whole thing is just fucking weird to me.

01:38:45.649 --> 01:38:49.449
I'm not attacking the religion. It's weird. We

01:38:49.449 --> 01:38:52.149
attack, we, I like point, I like pointing out

01:38:52.149 --> 01:38:55.270
things that I disagree with, with Tyler and Christianity,

01:38:55.369 --> 01:38:57.170
but I'm not making fun of him because he's a

01:38:57.170 --> 01:38:59.409
Christian. We have senators in the United States

01:38:59.409 --> 01:39:02.899
Senate. Yeah, I thought we did. That we're saying

01:39:02.899 --> 01:39:05.279
Islamophobia is a good thing, that we should

01:39:05.279 --> 01:39:08.260
be scared of Muslims. Okay, and we're doing the

01:39:08.260 --> 01:39:10.539
same thing with the Jews on the podcast now,

01:39:10.600 --> 01:39:12.619
I guess. That was Randy Fine, by the way, the

01:39:12.619 --> 01:39:15.460
Florida guy. I don't know if you know this, but

01:39:15.460 --> 01:39:19.600
the IDF has killed 66 ,000 people in Gaza. 75

01:39:19.600 --> 01:39:22.420
,000 now. Yeah, they kind of open themselves

01:39:22.420 --> 01:39:26.460
up for some jokes when you do that. I don't pay

01:39:26.460 --> 01:39:28.640
attention to the news. So this just comes across

01:39:28.640 --> 01:39:31.180
as very just fucking weird. All three of you

01:39:31.180 --> 01:39:34.079
lumping in here. I will take the white knight

01:39:34.079 --> 01:39:36.840
stance on this one. I'll fucking do it. Allie

01:39:36.840 --> 01:39:40.479
Mack's wrong again. Shit take, Allie Mack. Shit

01:39:40.479 --> 01:39:42.760
take. If I can say one thing, Allie Mack knows

01:39:42.760 --> 01:39:45.949
how to protect his bank account. Who? I wish

01:39:45.949 --> 01:39:48.470
I fucking could. Who? I wish I fucking could.

01:39:48.529 --> 01:39:50.869
I have a kid. You think I'm fucking protecting

01:39:50.869 --> 01:39:53.289
my bank account? I don't have a child. See, we

01:39:53.289 --> 01:39:56.090
don't have any kids yet, but Allie Mac is worried

01:39:56.090 --> 01:39:57.630
because he's got a kid on the way. He's like,

01:39:57.729 --> 01:40:00.829
I gotta take it easy now. Mr. Finkelstein's gonna

01:40:00.829 --> 01:40:03.590
come for my bank account. No, no, I have always

01:40:03.590 --> 01:40:07.090
had, I've never, ever since, like, people that

01:40:07.090 --> 01:40:09.390
we know in our personal lives found out about

01:40:09.390 --> 01:40:11.670
this thing. I mean, I'll happily take a hit of

01:40:11.670 --> 01:40:14.159
the hookah. I'm not saying I hate you as people.

01:40:14.319 --> 01:40:16.119
I'm just saying that this is a fucking weird

01:40:16.119 --> 01:40:18.479
arc we took right here. Yeah. Because a couple

01:40:18.479 --> 01:40:21.060
episodes, it was all fucking, everybody was on

01:40:21.060 --> 01:40:23.779
the same page of like, all right, like, some

01:40:23.779 --> 01:40:26.039
people of every religion are weird, but now it's

01:40:26.039 --> 01:40:28.539
like, ah, the Jews, ha ha, pennies, yeah, they

01:40:28.539 --> 01:40:30.840
can't give you one, ha ha, oh, I still like,

01:40:30.840 --> 01:40:35.220
they're the flavor of the week, okay? A lot of

01:40:35.220 --> 01:40:37.279
the Orthodox traditional Jews are protesting

01:40:37.279 --> 01:40:39.640
Israel because they don't believe in violence.

01:40:39.800 --> 01:40:41.180
Are those the ones that wear the stupid hats?

01:40:42.110 --> 01:40:46.189
Holy shit. Holy shit. They don't want to go to

01:40:46.189 --> 01:40:47.810
war with Muslims. No, no. I'm not talking about

01:40:47.810 --> 01:40:49.789
the yarmulke. I'm talking about the stupid hats

01:40:49.789 --> 01:40:51.869
that look like there's a cat. I know. You get

01:40:51.869 --> 01:40:53.810
all tight when we bring up anything about your

01:40:53.810 --> 01:40:56.350
religion, though. The second we start talking

01:40:56.350 --> 01:40:58.770
about a fucking yarmulke, then everybody gets

01:40:58.770 --> 01:41:02.670
all tight. Dude, you fucking have a guy, like

01:41:02.670 --> 01:41:05.470
an old guy, that dresses in robes like Harry

01:41:05.470 --> 01:41:08.649
Potter cosplay, and he blesses people and does

01:41:08.649 --> 01:41:14.220
magic. I'm just saying, you're making fun of

01:41:14.220 --> 01:41:16.420
people who live in this country. Some guy who's

01:41:16.420 --> 01:41:18.420
working an honest job trying to convert people

01:41:18.420 --> 01:41:21.920
to his religion. And he's not over there in fucking

01:41:21.920 --> 01:41:24.739
Gaza or Palestine or Israel or wherever the fuck

01:41:24.739 --> 01:41:26.600
the people you guys don't like are from. And

01:41:26.600 --> 01:41:29.020
here we are taking the hate out on the people.

01:41:29.039 --> 01:41:31.199
I mean, no, these are the motherfuckers. These

01:41:31.199 --> 01:41:34.180
are the motherfuckers who run Hollywood and run

01:41:34.180 --> 01:41:36.960
the pedophile ring. But the fucking Joe Schmoe

01:41:36.960 --> 01:41:39.819
calling fucking Danny. No, dude, he's part. He's

01:41:39.819 --> 01:41:41.960
part of the fucking church! He's part of the

01:41:41.960 --> 01:41:43.579
group! What are you talking about? He's out here

01:41:43.579 --> 01:41:46.779
being like, Epstein was right! No, it's generalizations!

01:41:47.079 --> 01:41:49.579
You're fucking making mad generalizations. That's

01:41:49.579 --> 01:41:52.399
all I'm saying. It's fucking weird. Dan, you

01:41:52.399 --> 01:41:54.659
fucked this mic up. Dude, I didn't fuck anything

01:41:54.659 --> 01:41:56.800
up. What did you do to the base of this thing?

01:41:56.819 --> 01:41:58.779
I don't know, I was trying to open it up. Dan,

01:41:59.359 --> 01:42:02.350
have you ever smoked crack? No. Dude, I've never

01:42:02.350 --> 01:42:05.409
done any hard drugs. Contrary to popular belief.

01:42:05.630 --> 01:42:09.569
It's a vitamin B1. I wish that I had tried cocaine.

01:42:10.130 --> 01:42:13.229
You've done steroids. I've done steroids. I thought

01:42:13.229 --> 01:42:16.010
about doing them again today. You just have a

01:42:16.010 --> 01:42:19.050
vial around? I do, yeah. How many? Testosterone,

01:42:19.050 --> 01:42:22.439
cipionate. I have one. Unopened vial that's expired.

01:42:22.680 --> 01:42:24.960
I have another vial that is open and I was looking

01:42:24.960 --> 01:42:27.380
at it today and I could literally see the bacteria

01:42:27.380 --> 01:42:29.640
floating in it. You're like, I can inject that.

01:42:29.800 --> 01:42:33.600
I'm not going to inject that. I kind of want

01:42:33.600 --> 01:42:36.840
to drop my T levels so I can just get fucking

01:42:36.840 --> 01:42:41.100
TRT. That would work. And then just fucking juice

01:42:41.100 --> 01:42:43.300
myself up for the rest of my life. You could,

01:42:43.479 --> 01:42:46.859
but... I'll say it's a slippery slope, dude,

01:42:46.939 --> 01:42:49.939
because you get that initial, like, Oh yeah.

01:42:50.819 --> 01:42:53.859
Like dude, girls perfume. Like when I first started

01:42:53.859 --> 01:42:57.439
TRT, I would walk by a girl in the hospital and

01:42:57.439 --> 01:42:59.680
yeah, I would smell perfume. I'd be like, it's

01:42:59.680 --> 01:43:04.140
like the shark and finding me. Yeah. Oh yeah.

01:43:05.810 --> 01:43:08.989
Oh, baby, yeah. So it makes you like a horn dog?

01:43:09.109 --> 01:43:12.890
Oh, yeah, dude, yeah. Dude, what if you went

01:43:12.890 --> 01:43:15.609
to a strip club when you were on T, dude? I feel

01:43:15.609 --> 01:43:18.649
it, dude. I used to go to the strip club and

01:43:18.649 --> 01:43:21.449
I feel like my testosterone was already too high

01:43:21.449 --> 01:43:24.949
because I had hyperthyroidism and that like regulates

01:43:24.949 --> 01:43:26.609
your other hormones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So it's

01:43:26.609 --> 01:43:28.789
like the governor on your body. Well, so like

01:43:28.789 --> 01:43:30.350
your testosterone is already through the roof,

01:43:30.369 --> 01:43:32.649
dude. I literally would just, I had such a light

01:43:32.649 --> 01:43:34.890
trigger, like just from strippers grinding on

01:43:34.890 --> 01:43:36.489
me. I'd come in my pants. What about like the

01:43:36.489 --> 01:43:39.810
stripper smell good? Oh yeah. Some of them, some

01:43:39.810 --> 01:43:43.210
of them don't smell so good. Oh dude. Yeah. Or

01:43:43.210 --> 01:43:47.039
they have like Doritos on their breath. But no,

01:43:47.079 --> 01:43:50.199
dude, on test, like, you know how like when in

01:43:50.199 --> 01:43:52.159
a video game, when you lock onto something with

01:43:52.159 --> 01:43:56.239
a missile, it's like, it was like that with women.

01:43:56.460 --> 01:43:59.300
Like you just see one and like something in your

01:43:59.300 --> 01:44:02.739
brain would just like lock on. Oh yeah, dude,

01:44:02.800 --> 01:44:05.060
that could get you in trouble. You know, you

01:44:05.060 --> 01:44:07.340
gotta, it sounds good. Did you balance it with

01:44:07.340 --> 01:44:10.239
estrogen? So I didn't take enough where that

01:44:10.239 --> 01:44:12.739
would be a problem. Because it starts to spill

01:44:12.739 --> 01:44:14.439
over into estrogen if you have too much tests.

01:44:14.659 --> 01:44:16.739
That's where people get the gynecomastia. Yeah.

01:44:17.819 --> 01:44:20.319
Titties. No, the problem is it feels really good

01:44:20.319 --> 01:44:22.680
at first, and then those effects start to wear

01:44:22.680 --> 01:44:24.939
off. So it's like every drug. It's like every

01:44:24.939 --> 01:44:27.220
drug, dude. And the problem is you're like, oh,

01:44:27.239 --> 01:44:29.220
well, I'm taking it once a week. Maybe I'll try

01:44:29.220 --> 01:44:32.609
every two days. And then I'll try it every day.

01:44:32.710 --> 01:44:34.250
And then I'll try it every day. And then you're

01:44:34.250 --> 01:44:35.970
like, you know what? Maybe I'll try a higher

01:44:35.970 --> 01:44:37.869
dose every day. And then you're looking into

01:44:37.869 --> 01:44:39.630
like mega dose and test. And you're like, you

01:44:39.630 --> 01:44:41.729
know what? I think I need anivore. And it's just

01:44:41.729 --> 01:44:45.529
like, okay, this is ridiculous. Like it's a slippery

01:44:45.529 --> 01:44:47.789
slope. Just like any drug. Like you said, as

01:44:47.789 --> 01:44:50.109
soon as you get off roids, you just fucking deflate

01:44:50.109 --> 01:44:54.149
too. Yeah. Yeah, dude. And it's like, when you

01:44:54.149 --> 01:44:57.659
cycle off of them, you feel like such shit. For,

01:44:57.659 --> 01:44:59.979
like, a week. Like, depending on how long you're

01:44:59.979 --> 01:45:01.539
on them. I was only on it for three months trying

01:45:01.539 --> 01:45:05.539
it out. Did you see, like, any, like, improvement

01:45:05.539 --> 01:45:07.460
with muscle mass, though? Yeah. Oh, yeah. My

01:45:07.460 --> 01:45:10.539
leg muscles got bigger. My pecs got bigger. Shoulders,

01:45:10.539 --> 01:45:13.500
I'm guessing? Yeah. Yeah. Upper body got bigger.

01:45:13.800 --> 01:45:15.520
Like, really, the muscles you can feel on the

01:45:15.520 --> 01:45:17.899
sides of your legs noticeably bigger. I also

01:45:17.899 --> 01:45:20.659
held a lot of water, though. I did not like that.

01:45:20.720 --> 01:45:23.079
Because, like you said, your estrogen goes up.

01:45:24.119 --> 01:45:28.329
So, I don't know, dude. How did you crash your

01:45:28.329 --> 01:45:32.489
T -levels to do that though? Because I was over

01:45:32.489 --> 01:45:34.829
-exercising. I would like, dude, I'd jump rope

01:45:34.829 --> 01:45:37.189
for a half hour and then go run for like an hour

01:45:37.189 --> 01:45:40.229
and then do push -ups, pull -ups, like my whole

01:45:40.229 --> 01:45:42.369
- So you'd crash all your fucking level? Dude,

01:45:42.470 --> 01:45:45.430
every day. And on top of that, I was eating one

01:45:45.430 --> 01:45:48.930
meal a day. So it's like you're not getting enough

01:45:48.930 --> 01:45:52.350
calories. I was shredded and I was just over

01:45:52.350 --> 01:45:55.659
-exercising. Bro, I think it was 198 my test

01:45:55.659 --> 01:45:58.899
was. Goddamn. Yeah, dude. That's like... That's

01:45:58.899 --> 01:46:01.619
like 70 -year -old man level. Oh, yeah. That's

01:46:01.619 --> 01:46:07.300
rough. So I got a legit script for it. I could

01:46:07.300 --> 01:46:09.720
have stayed on it for life, but dude, it kind

01:46:09.720 --> 01:46:12.479
of feels fucking gay. Injecting shit in your

01:46:12.479 --> 01:46:15.020
butt. Yeah. It's like, this is fucking lame,

01:46:15.119 --> 01:46:16.640
dude. But I mean, at least you don't have to

01:46:16.640 --> 01:46:19.510
get it from a locker room goblin. Yeah. At least

01:46:19.510 --> 01:46:21.630
it was legit. Like, locker room goblins, they're

01:46:21.630 --> 01:46:24.350
always there, man. Like, you can go to fucking,

01:46:24.470 --> 01:46:26.729
like, any gym at any time of day. There's a locker

01:46:26.729 --> 01:46:28.869
room goblin. Yeah, I've never really noticed.

01:46:28.970 --> 01:46:31.449
You never noticed locker room goblins? No. Dude,

01:46:31.550 --> 01:46:35.630
there's fucking one that haunts my gym. Like,

01:46:35.829 --> 01:46:38.109
he's always wearing a fanny pack. You know it's

01:46:38.109 --> 01:46:39.869
in the fanny pack. Oh, shit. But, like, he's,

01:46:39.890 --> 01:46:43.289
like, he's there, like, every other hour, it

01:46:43.289 --> 01:46:46.210
seems like. Like, he's, like. Or he has like

01:46:46.210 --> 01:46:48.109
appointments like where he just kind of like

01:46:48.109 --> 01:46:50.529
sits there or he sits in the sauna for a little

01:46:50.529 --> 01:46:53.069
too long. Oh, wow. And like shit. And you're

01:46:53.069 --> 01:46:55.510
just like, what you doing, my guy? He's like,

01:46:55.770 --> 01:47:03.039
hey, you looking to get big? I'm like. that's

01:47:03.039 --> 01:47:05.119
crazy i've never noticed that you never had you

01:47:05.119 --> 01:47:07.260
never had a locker room goblin i've never noticed

01:47:07.260 --> 01:47:09.619
bro really i think because i always had ways

01:47:09.619 --> 01:47:12.159
to get my shit i didn't like need i wasn't like

01:47:12.159 --> 01:47:14.979
fiending for it yeah you know dude but there's

01:47:14.979 --> 01:47:17.039
locker room goblins that like that are like haunt

01:47:17.039 --> 01:47:20.060
like the local gym over here no like like there's

01:47:20.060 --> 01:47:22.560
a there's there's there's two that i that i am

01:47:22.560 --> 01:47:24.899
aware of that are that are like locker room goblins

01:47:24.899 --> 01:47:27.279
wow i also love that that's the official term

01:47:27.279 --> 01:47:29.399
for them is locker room goblins dude that's the

01:47:29.399 --> 01:47:31.159
first time i'm hearing this dude i Locker room

01:47:31.159 --> 01:47:32.800
goblins are awesome. You think they hang out

01:47:32.800 --> 01:47:35.119
at Planet Fitness? I don't know if they hang

01:47:35.119 --> 01:47:37.359
out. I know at the powerlifting gyms and stuff,

01:47:37.399 --> 01:47:40.579
they hang out there. But locker room goblins,

01:47:40.699 --> 01:47:46.020
I think, if you want roids, you'll find a locker

01:47:46.020 --> 01:47:50.029
room goblin. Yeah, yeah. I don't, I, I, I never,

01:47:50.189 --> 01:47:53.409
I, I thought about taking steroids before, but

01:47:53.409 --> 01:47:55.909
I never like fully pulled the trigger and I don't

01:47:55.909 --> 01:47:57.949
think I ever will. But like, it's just one of

01:47:57.949 --> 01:47:59.430
those things where I'm like, I might want to

01:47:59.430 --> 01:48:03.229
do steroids eventually. But yeah, I mean, God,

01:48:03.390 --> 01:48:05.409
dude, it depends on what you mean by steroids.

01:48:05.590 --> 01:48:07.689
Like if you're talking about like hormone replacement,

01:48:07.930 --> 01:48:10.810
like that's when you get to a certain age, you're

01:48:10.810 --> 01:48:12.329
just not going to make tests like you use. Yeah.

01:48:12.390 --> 01:48:14.829
Like, dude, I'll probably, when I turn like 50,

01:48:14.890 --> 01:48:19.029
55, maybe 60, I'm going on TRT. Like, then at

01:48:19.029 --> 01:48:20.770
that point, you're just replacing what you don't

01:48:20.770 --> 01:48:23.710
make. But when you're talking about, like, you

01:48:23.710 --> 01:48:27.050
know, Anavar, Diana Ball, like, all that shit.

01:48:27.689 --> 01:48:30.090
HT, you know, all that shit. Bro, that fucking

01:48:30.090 --> 01:48:33.050
fries people's brains. Like. Dude, they turn

01:48:33.050 --> 01:48:35.390
into fucking psychopaths. Bro, they fucking murder

01:48:35.390 --> 01:48:37.670
their girlfriends and shit. Like, it's not good.

01:48:38.069 --> 01:48:40.489
Dude, fucking. It's not good. Steroids. Like,

01:48:40.590 --> 01:48:42.649
the only drug that I was interested in was steroids.

01:48:43.340 --> 01:48:46.359
right like genuinely like like i i thought about

01:48:46.359 --> 01:48:48.300
like psychedelics and stuff but like the only

01:48:48.300 --> 01:48:51.119
one that like i genuinely was like i may have

01:48:51.119 --> 01:48:54.340
done my i may do that like like i don't even

01:48:54.340 --> 01:48:56.579
think like now i would want to do steroids because

01:48:56.579 --> 01:48:58.659
like i'm almost 30 it's it's kind of past the

01:48:58.659 --> 01:49:01.460
point where like i'd want to do steroids but

01:49:01.460 --> 01:49:03.159
like that was like the only drug that i'm like

01:49:03.159 --> 01:49:04.899
steroids is probably the only one that i'd want

01:49:04.899 --> 01:49:07.119
to do that doesn't get you high though i don't

01:49:07.119 --> 01:49:09.119
want to get high casey i want to fucking get

01:49:09.119 --> 01:49:11.880
huge i'm fucking gay i want to turn into a fucking

01:49:11.880 --> 01:49:15.489
freak beast dude there's i mean there i just

01:49:15.489 --> 01:49:16.729
sent this picture my brother because we were

01:49:16.729 --> 01:49:19.489
talking about peptides yeah he's like yeah i

01:49:19.489 --> 01:49:22.289
dude i did steroids before and he's like i'm

01:49:22.289 --> 01:49:25.449
42 now i just want to do like peptides so he's

01:49:25.449 --> 01:49:27.189
trying some peptides your brother's still a jehovah

01:49:27.189 --> 01:49:30.590
witness no oh god no no my brother's that whatever

01:49:30.590 --> 01:49:34.850
the opposite of a jehovah's witness is like that's

01:49:34.850 --> 01:49:39.890
what that's what he is No, just like, I can't

01:49:39.890 --> 01:49:43.569
even, I get it. He is, he's out of control. Fucking

01:49:43.569 --> 01:49:47.329
Jehovah's didn't see anything? Yeah. So this

01:49:47.329 --> 01:49:50.550
guy, this is a girl I went to high school with.

01:49:50.569 --> 01:49:53.949
Jehovah's bystander. And this is her husband

01:49:53.949 --> 01:49:57.390
who's a cop. Like, tell me, tell me. Oh, brother's

01:49:57.390 --> 01:49:59.970
on fucking all the roids. He's on all the gear,

01:50:00.069 --> 01:50:02.989
dude. Yeah, dude, that guy's on gear. So would

01:50:02.989 --> 01:50:05.869
you consider SARMs like diet steroids? Because

01:50:05.869 --> 01:50:09.239
I've heard that. Um, I mean, dude, it's just

01:50:09.239 --> 01:50:11.600
the selective androgen receptor modulator. So

01:50:11.600 --> 01:50:15.439
it's like, it's just changing the receptor, right?

01:50:15.560 --> 01:50:18.500
Yeah. So it's not really like you're adding hormones

01:50:18.500 --> 01:50:22.260
in. Yeah. But like, it's still, it's still enhanced.

01:50:23.260 --> 01:50:28.140
Yeah. You know what, dude? I think, I think like

01:50:28.140 --> 01:50:30.520
20 years in the future, a lot of people are going

01:50:30.520 --> 01:50:32.520
to be on hormones, dude. It's going to be the

01:50:32.520 --> 01:50:34.340
fucking norm. I genuinely think there's a comedian

01:50:34.340 --> 01:50:36.979
who said it, but I agree with it. Professional

01:50:36.979 --> 01:50:40.000
athletes should be on steroids. You think they

01:50:40.000 --> 01:50:42.560
should? Let's push it to the fucking limit. Let's

01:50:42.560 --> 01:50:45.579
fucking... No, I... Let's make it... Let's redline

01:50:45.579 --> 01:50:48.479
everyone and just see what happens. In a modified

01:50:48.479 --> 01:50:51.399
class. Yeah. Like, have the regular class. And

01:50:51.399 --> 01:50:54.239
have, like, the fucking freak beasts. Yeah. I

01:50:54.239 --> 01:50:56.159
mean, I think there'd have to be some limits

01:50:56.159 --> 01:50:58.020
to it because people push themselves to death

01:50:58.020 --> 01:51:01.579
by trying crazy shit. It's for the game, bro.

01:51:01.859 --> 01:51:05.439
Bro, you... yo so if you did that right say it

01:51:05.439 --> 01:51:08.539
was like safety off there's uh what's that fucking

01:51:08.539 --> 01:51:12.600
that one that limits myosin or whatever it's

01:51:12.600 --> 01:51:14.720
like there's a certain fucking breed of cow that

01:51:14.720 --> 01:51:17.640
has this so your your muscles naturally have

01:51:17.640 --> 01:51:19.500
like a chemical that limits how big they can

01:51:19.500 --> 01:51:23.090
grow yeah and it like blocks that So it's like

01:51:23.090 --> 01:51:27.810
unlimited dude. And they look like clouds. I

01:51:27.810 --> 01:51:30.250
think that that's like probably the nastiest

01:51:30.250 --> 01:51:33.210
fucking steroid dude. You would see some superhuman

01:51:33.210 --> 01:51:35.890
shit going on. I want to see somebody lift up

01:51:35.890 --> 01:51:38.850
a fucking truck over their head. Like I want

01:51:38.850 --> 01:51:41.649
to see like, I want to see fucking dudes that

01:51:41.649 --> 01:51:44.489
are like out of their fucking minds, like roided

01:51:44.489 --> 01:51:47.369
out and then just play professional sports. Dude.

01:51:47.470 --> 01:51:49.449
Oh, what is this shit called? Hold on a second.

01:51:49.569 --> 01:51:52.340
Dude, just fucking. Have these motherfuckers

01:51:52.340 --> 01:51:56.420
go nuts on this shit. Oh, yeah, dude. There's

01:51:56.420 --> 01:52:01.359
shit out there that fucking... There's some shit

01:52:01.359 --> 01:52:02.880
out there that'll straight kill you that people

01:52:02.880 --> 01:52:06.819
take. But there's one that's related to TNT.

01:52:07.220 --> 01:52:09.939
Like the actual chemical TNT. Like dynamite?

01:52:10.039 --> 01:52:15.119
Yeah. Nitroglycerin? Yeah, it's related to it

01:52:15.119 --> 01:52:17.180
somehow. But it'll literally... People take it

01:52:17.180 --> 01:52:18.880
to speed up their metabolism through the fucking

01:52:18.880 --> 01:52:21.560
roof. And it, like, literally will fucking kill

01:52:21.560 --> 01:52:23.699
you. People die all the time taking it. Who do

01:52:23.699 --> 01:52:25.739
you think, like, what do you, like, just imagine,

01:52:26.000 --> 01:52:29.520
like, fucking football or MMA with, like, dudes

01:52:29.520 --> 01:52:33.340
who are on safety off steroids. Oh, yeah. That'd

01:52:33.340 --> 01:52:35.619
be fucking awesome. Some people would die, dude.

01:52:35.800 --> 01:52:38.979
Dude, it'd be great. Yeah, I mean, they, like

01:52:38.979 --> 01:52:40.680
I said, there's got to be some limits because.

01:52:40.720 --> 01:52:43.100
Like, full -on fucking gladiator shit, dude.

01:52:43.199 --> 01:52:45.579
Yeah. Like, dude, like, have these motherfuckers,

01:52:45.579 --> 01:52:49.409
like. Dude, have gladiators all on fucking copious

01:52:49.409 --> 01:52:51.329
amounts of steroids. That'd be fucking sick.

01:52:52.109 --> 01:52:54.270
Doesn't matter how cool that would be. These

01:52:54.270 --> 01:52:57.289
motherfuckers are fucking just ripping dudes

01:52:57.289 --> 01:52:59.210
in half and shit. Dude, people wouldn't even

01:52:59.210 --> 01:53:01.529
watch regular MMA. Dude, it'd be like, dude,

01:53:01.649 --> 01:53:04.789
there's a lot of people who watch MMA because

01:53:04.789 --> 01:53:06.829
they can't watch people murder each other. They

01:53:06.829 --> 01:53:09.289
can't watch it? Yeah. What do you mean? Like

01:53:09.289 --> 01:53:11.789
there's people who are like, like I can't legally

01:53:11.789 --> 01:53:13.989
watch people kill each other. So this is the

01:53:13.989 --> 01:53:16.449
closest I got. Oh yeah. What job can you not

01:53:16.449 --> 01:53:18.350
legally watch people kill each other? Dude, MMA

01:53:18.350 --> 01:53:20.029
was supposed to be, I was listening to Joe Rogan

01:53:20.029 --> 01:53:23.149
yesterday. He said originally they wanted to

01:53:23.149 --> 01:53:25.310
have it so fucking crazy. They would have like

01:53:25.310 --> 01:53:27.949
moats with alligators and shit. That's awesome,

01:53:27.989 --> 01:53:30.930
dude. That was the original plan for UFC. So

01:53:30.930 --> 01:53:32.949
like UFC was supposed to be like gladiators.

01:53:33.050 --> 01:53:36.010
Yeah, it was supposed to be nuts. I love armored

01:53:36.010 --> 01:53:38.529
MMA. I've been getting really into armored MMA

01:53:38.529 --> 01:53:40.590
where dudes are just like in full plate mail

01:53:40.590 --> 01:53:42.770
with like swords and shit like beating the fuck

01:53:42.770 --> 01:53:44.470
out of each other. And like they're taking like

01:53:44.470 --> 01:53:46.569
the edges of the sword and just smashing their

01:53:46.569 --> 01:53:49.750
fucking head in. Wow. It's crazy. Actual swords?

01:53:49.949 --> 01:53:52.699
Like actual swords. Wow. What country? That's

01:53:52.699 --> 01:53:55.000
in this country? Yeah, they have one in America.

01:53:55.000 --> 01:53:56.539
They have one in Russia. The run in Russia is

01:53:56.539 --> 01:53:58.880
fucking nuts. Wow. They also have bare knuckle

01:53:58.880 --> 01:54:01.840
MMA in Russia. It's crazy. Dude, they're like

01:54:01.840 --> 01:54:04.380
breaking people's jaws like every fucking match.

01:54:04.560 --> 01:54:07.899
Wow. It's crazy. Why would you sign up for that?

01:54:08.000 --> 01:54:09.960
You'd have to get paid a lot for me to do that.

01:54:10.180 --> 01:54:12.399
It's also not even in the octagon. Oh, it's fine.

01:54:12.600 --> 01:54:14.939
I feel like it picks us both up if we're in the

01:54:14.939 --> 01:54:16.699
middle. All right, all right. I don't think it's

01:54:16.699 --> 01:54:18.619
too bad. It's not even in the octagon. The octagon

01:54:18.619 --> 01:54:20.699
is just fucking hay bales. Just scoot over a

01:54:20.699 --> 01:54:24.310
little bit. It's a concrete floor, hay bales,

01:54:24.350 --> 01:54:27.090
and then they're just bare -knuckle boxing. It's

01:54:27.090 --> 01:54:30.390
fucking sick. Damn. Russians don't fuck around,

01:54:30.609 --> 01:54:34.270
bro. They're fucking... So, Tyler, next time

01:54:34.270 --> 01:54:38.449
I propose that we do a fucking match, chest boxing,

01:54:38.770 --> 01:54:41.869
let's go. I'd beat you in the boxing, you'd beat

01:54:41.869 --> 01:54:43.890
me in the chest. That's just what would happen.

01:54:44.329 --> 01:54:47.310
We've got to have some ground rules. Is there

01:54:47.310 --> 01:54:51.270
face shots? Can we do that? All right. Nothing

01:54:51.270 --> 01:54:54.250
below the belt. That's obvious. No hair pulling.

01:54:55.350 --> 01:55:02.310
What am I, a fucking girl? You could be. I don't

01:55:02.310 --> 01:55:04.789
know. We'll find out during chest boxing. Bare

01:55:04.789 --> 01:55:09.189
knuckle? I think it kind of takes the boxing

01:55:09.189 --> 01:55:11.489
part out of it. That just sounds like a fist

01:55:11.489 --> 01:55:13.970
fight. You're going to have to train. You guys

01:55:13.970 --> 01:55:16.869
will double as the commentators, and one of each

01:55:16.869 --> 01:55:21.159
of you will be our trainers. Dan will be my trainer.

01:55:21.340 --> 01:55:24.340
Yeah, I think that's got me. I'm going to be

01:55:24.340 --> 01:55:26.699
like, Casey, you better fucking beat him in the

01:55:26.699 --> 01:55:29.479
chest now because I don't know what to tell you

01:55:29.479 --> 01:55:32.859
if you start boxing. How hard can you actually

01:55:32.859 --> 01:55:36.460
punch, Tyler? Is it going to knock me out? I

01:55:36.460 --> 01:55:40.460
have knocked people out. Boxing gloves, though,

01:55:40.619 --> 01:55:43.899
I'm not going to say I punch a fucking thing.

01:55:44.829 --> 01:55:46.770
When you wear a boxing glove, you can punch way

01:55:46.770 --> 01:55:50.250
harder just because of the amount of space. The

01:55:50.250 --> 01:55:53.449
surface area of a boxing glove is just so much

01:55:53.449 --> 01:55:56.789
more than a human fist. Do we do it in here or

01:55:56.789 --> 01:55:58.789
outside? Because there's like poles that you

01:55:58.789 --> 01:56:00.770
can run into here. Outside would probably be

01:56:00.770 --> 01:56:05.369
better. On the fucking deck. The deck is the

01:56:05.369 --> 01:56:10.369
ring. I cannot wait to commentate this. I advise

01:56:10.369 --> 01:56:12.710
you not to do this, Casey, because I just don't

01:56:12.710 --> 01:56:14.750
see what's in it for you. Like, you're just going

01:56:14.750 --> 01:56:15.989
to face a box. Well, what's in it for Tyler?

01:56:16.470 --> 01:56:19.229
You want to put $10 on it? Well, like, what?

01:56:19.989 --> 01:56:21.750
Well, I'm just saying if you're... What I get

01:56:21.750 --> 01:56:23.850
out of it is I get to punch a communist. Yeah,

01:56:23.869 --> 01:56:26.829
like, you get to beat him in chess. Tyler doesn't

01:56:26.829 --> 01:56:29.069
care if you beat him in chess. The way Tyler

01:56:29.069 --> 01:56:31.609
views this is he just gets to fucking kick the

01:56:31.609 --> 01:56:33.850
shit out of you. But I also get to punch him.

01:56:34.520 --> 01:56:37.699
Yeah, but he's a boxer. He knows how to block.

01:56:37.840 --> 01:56:40.979
He knows how to defend himself. Casey's like,

01:56:41.060 --> 01:56:42.380
yeah, I know how to block. You just put your

01:56:42.380 --> 01:56:44.579
hands like this, and then he can't hit you. He's

01:56:44.579 --> 01:56:47.220
going to hit your body, and then he's going to

01:56:47.220 --> 01:56:48.779
fucking hit you in the head. I think it would

01:56:48.779 --> 01:56:50.739
be a good match. I want to see who wins. All

01:56:50.739 --> 01:56:53.119
right. I mean, I want to see who wins, too. I

01:56:53.119 --> 01:56:55.039
hope this happens. I just can't believe you're

01:56:55.039 --> 01:56:56.960
doing it. So you both get five minutes on your

01:56:56.960 --> 01:56:59.300
chess clock, but every two minutes it switches

01:56:59.300 --> 01:57:02.819
between chess and boxing. Okay. How many rounds

01:57:02.819 --> 01:57:06.090
does it go to? Ten? The one I watched, they could

01:57:06.090 --> 01:57:09.430
do three rounds of each thing. But you could

01:57:09.430 --> 01:57:12.270
just keep going until somebody wins. It only

01:57:12.270 --> 01:57:13.470
took them like two or three rounds. Casey, how

01:57:13.470 --> 01:57:16.729
many actual fights have you been in? Fights?

01:57:16.789 --> 01:57:19.460
Like fist fights. I don't think I've been in

01:57:19.460 --> 01:57:23.180
a fist fight. Oh, Jesus Christ. I just don't

01:57:23.180 --> 01:57:25.760
think you're very much underappreciating the

01:57:25.760 --> 01:57:28.119
art that's in a fight. Do patients count? Because

01:57:28.119 --> 01:57:31.279
then I have. Do what? Do patients count? Yeah,

01:57:31.340 --> 01:57:34.399
I guess. Casey's fought several 90 -year -old

01:57:34.399 --> 01:57:37.460
women, so let's fight a boxer. No, I had this

01:57:37.460 --> 01:57:40.539
one 10 -year -old that just fucked me up. Well,

01:57:40.579 --> 01:57:42.520
if a 10 -year -old is fucking you up, I don't

01:57:42.520 --> 01:57:44.920
see how this fucking boxing match bodes too well

01:57:44.920 --> 01:57:47.569
for you, Casey. I think I have a lot of force

01:57:47.569 --> 01:57:51.010
behind my punches. I feel like you could hit

01:57:51.010 --> 01:57:53.350
me pretty goddamn hard. If I get a good punch,

01:57:53.430 --> 01:57:56.930
I could knock Tyler out. You could rock me if

01:57:56.930 --> 01:58:00.149
you caught me good, but I know how to block a

01:58:00.149 --> 01:58:02.369
punch and you don't. As your trainer, I'm rooting

01:58:02.369 --> 01:58:05.569
for you. I really hope you perform. I'm just

01:58:05.569 --> 01:58:09.210
not optimistic. And I don't think it comes down

01:58:09.210 --> 01:58:11.229
to you not being able to land a hit on Tyler.

01:58:11.369 --> 01:58:13.229
I think Tyler's just going to know how to defend

01:58:13.229 --> 01:58:17.090
better than you. Does Tyler know how to defend

01:58:17.090 --> 01:58:20.210
the Queen's Gambit, Ellie Mac? For a checkmate?

01:58:20.470 --> 01:58:22.710
No, but you're also not punching him in the gut

01:58:22.710 --> 01:58:25.529
when you hit him with the Queen's Gambit. Okay?

01:58:27.110 --> 01:58:29.829
I am going to hurt his fucking ego. He's never

01:58:29.829 --> 01:58:33.529
going to recover. He knows that you're better

01:58:33.529 --> 01:58:36.270
at chess than him. And I know he's better at

01:58:36.270 --> 01:58:38.970
boxing, so I want to see him win. Okay, I'm willing.

01:58:39.529 --> 01:58:42.270
Casey, we can keep talking in circles here. I'm

01:58:42.270 --> 01:58:44.430
ready for it, and I will train you as best as

01:58:44.430 --> 01:58:46.649
I can. Just fucking beat him in chess, please

01:58:46.649 --> 01:58:50.590
God. You guys got to wear headgear. I'm worried

01:58:50.590 --> 01:58:53.170
about your health. Do I need a mouth guard? You

01:58:53.170 --> 01:58:55.750
obviously wear a mouth guard. I don't have a

01:58:55.750 --> 01:58:58.810
mouth guard. You can buy one for $10 at fucking

01:58:58.810 --> 01:59:01.270
Dick's. You're going to need a mouth guard. Otherwise,

01:59:01.369 --> 01:59:03.810
he lands one. I'm breaking your teeth. They don't

01:59:03.810 --> 01:59:06.130
wear headgear in regular boxing, though. I think

01:59:06.130 --> 01:59:07.829
they did in chess boxing, actually. If you go

01:59:07.829 --> 01:59:09.909
to a gym and box, you're wearing headgear. You

01:59:09.909 --> 01:59:11.470
need to wear headgear. But like in the regular

01:59:11.470 --> 01:59:13.949
fights. Yeah, we're not the regular fights, Casey.

01:59:13.949 --> 01:59:16.229
You're not fucking Floyd Money Mayweather over

01:59:16.229 --> 01:59:19.260
here, okay? Calm down over there, Mike Tyson.

01:59:20.220 --> 01:59:23.420
Call me Magnus Carlson. Yeah, let's take Casey's

01:59:23.420 --> 01:59:26.760
glasses off. Are you going to be able to see

01:59:26.760 --> 01:59:29.659
him? Oh, yeah. I don't have any contacts. I have

01:59:29.659 --> 01:59:35.060
two headgears, too. Is he going to be able to

01:59:35.060 --> 01:59:37.439
see? He has glasses, too. I don't need to see.

01:59:37.560 --> 01:59:40.340
I just need to see a blur. Yeah, I don't really

01:59:40.340 --> 01:59:43.119
need to see that well in order to just hit him.

01:59:43.420 --> 01:59:46.460
All right. All right. I'm so ready to commentate

01:59:46.460 --> 01:59:50.159
this fight. I am so ready. I'm more excited.

01:59:50.420 --> 01:59:53.260
Dan, do you know how chess works very well? No,

01:59:53.460 --> 01:59:55.439
dude. Okay. I was hoping you could stress. I

01:59:55.439 --> 01:59:57.720
was going to say, would you guys be able to commentate

01:59:57.720 --> 02:00:00.159
chess or would you be like, oh, yeah. I can commentate

02:00:00.159 --> 02:00:03.899
it, but I'm not going to see the overall running

02:00:03.899 --> 02:00:05.439
of the game. I'm just going to be like, oh, it

02:00:05.439 --> 02:00:08.000
looks like it's opening up the rook here. Casey,

02:00:08.020 --> 02:00:11.300
Casey, Casey, how much do you weigh? I think

02:00:11.300 --> 02:00:14.079
last trick was like 230. I'm like 230 as well.

02:00:14.199 --> 02:00:17.359
So we're about the same weight. Is it heavyweight?

02:00:17.680 --> 02:00:20.399
That's heavyweight, yeah. We're heavyweight boxers

02:00:20.399 --> 02:00:22.119
at that point. We have a heavyweight bout on

02:00:22.119 --> 02:00:24.840
our hands here. The first ever in Untitled Podcast.

02:00:25.180 --> 02:00:26.840
I mean, it's not like Tyler's never played chess

02:00:26.840 --> 02:00:28.840
before. He knows how to play chess. I do know

02:00:28.840 --> 02:00:31.260
how to play chess. But the thing is that it is

02:00:31.260 --> 02:00:34.239
like you've never boxed before. And in one of

02:00:34.239 --> 02:00:36.439
the sports you get hit. The other one you don't.

02:00:37.500 --> 02:00:39.819
That's all I'm trying to explain. That's it.

02:00:40.560 --> 02:00:43.239
Yeah, but have you ever lost a coin to a pawn?

02:00:44.380 --> 02:00:48.319
No. No, you tried to make me play VR chess with

02:00:48.319 --> 02:00:49.680
you and you kept beating me and you're like,

02:00:49.739 --> 02:00:52.199
oh, you'll get a hang of it eventually. I didn't

02:00:52.199 --> 02:00:53.560
even know what the fuck you were doing. I just

02:00:53.560 --> 02:00:55.659
kept losing. I've actually been training for

02:00:55.659 --> 02:00:58.699
chess. I've been playing chess on this app. On

02:00:58.699 --> 02:01:01.279
chess .com, actually. Fuck yeah. Me and Casey

02:01:01.279 --> 02:01:04.600
played VR chess a decent amount. We played regular

02:01:04.600 --> 02:01:08.920
chess at Quail. At Quail, yeah. Yeah, I played

02:01:08.920 --> 02:01:12.920
Flush and Roulette at Quail. We played Flush

02:01:12.920 --> 02:01:15.319
and Roulette at fucking Central, dude. Flush

02:01:15.319 --> 02:01:16.899
and Roulette was one of my favorites. We should

02:01:16.899 --> 02:01:18.680
do an episode where the whole time, it's not

02:01:18.680 --> 02:01:20.460
the center focus of it, but we should do... I

02:01:20.460 --> 02:01:22.739
invented that game. We should do a game of poker.

02:01:22.739 --> 02:01:25.020
You ever play Flush and Roulette, Dan? No, what's

02:01:25.020 --> 02:01:26.960
that? It's when you take a flush and you take

02:01:26.960 --> 02:01:30.720
a die, and then you write down the number on

02:01:30.720 --> 02:01:34.279
a piece of paper, and then you roll a dice, and

02:01:34.279 --> 02:01:37.520
then you pull up... uh water in the flush or

02:01:37.520 --> 02:01:40.399
you pull up air and then the syringe you're talking

02:01:40.399 --> 02:01:42.720
about yeah yeah and then you and then you uh

02:01:42.720 --> 02:01:44.979
you roll the dice and if you roll the number

02:01:44.979 --> 02:01:47.899
like you can't see them pull it up like they

02:01:47.899 --> 02:01:50.100
they hold like the the thing and they put it

02:01:50.100 --> 02:01:51.939
into the cup with the water in it and you pull

02:01:51.939 --> 02:01:57.640
it up so every time you do it it's like oh or

02:01:58.409 --> 02:02:01.329
What do you mean, though? It's like Russian roulette,

02:02:01.489 --> 02:02:04.649
but instead of getting shot, you get squirted

02:02:04.649 --> 02:02:10.170
with water. We should play that right now. We

02:02:10.170 --> 02:02:12.789
used to do that at Central all the time. We also

02:02:12.789 --> 02:02:15.750
just used to shoot flushes at one another. No

02:02:15.750 --> 02:02:19.289
roulette involved. Let's take a game with Jeopardy.

02:02:19.810 --> 02:02:22.770
We'll take a pause and set Ellie back up here.

02:02:22.890 --> 02:02:26.409
We'll be back. Oh, hell yeah. Oh, hell yeah.

02:02:29.359 --> 02:02:39.460
You can just speed it up. All right. Here we

02:02:39.460 --> 02:02:43.520
fucking go. I got a buzzer here. There's a buzzer

02:02:43.520 --> 02:02:47.279
here. We got a fucking buzzer. Oh, yeah. Where's

02:02:47.279 --> 02:02:50.699
your buzzer? Can you see? Oh, it's right here.

02:02:50.800 --> 02:02:55.479
All right. Welcome to fucking Jeopardy, bitches.

02:02:55.560 --> 02:02:59.310
I got sound effects this fucking time. I was

02:02:59.310 --> 02:03:02.210
so bad at the game, they put me behind the scoreboard.

02:03:03.189 --> 02:03:06.050
Will Casey remain undefeated in his, however,

02:03:06.149 --> 02:03:09.270
short run? Or will Tyler continue his dominance?

02:03:09.909 --> 02:03:12.869
Or will Dan pull a sneaky one like he sometimes

02:03:12.869 --> 02:03:17.649
does? Can we get the scoreboard here, Allie Mack?

02:03:17.869 --> 02:03:20.430
All right, let me... No, no, I mean the scoreboard.

02:03:21.810 --> 02:03:25.890
I think Tyler has 39 wins. No, I have 40. I just

02:03:25.890 --> 02:03:31.590
hit 40 last time. Dan has 20. Okay. I got three.

02:03:31.670 --> 02:03:34.510
I'm undefeated. I'm just going to turn that theme

02:03:34.510 --> 02:03:37.449
down a little bit here while I figure out where

02:03:37.449 --> 02:03:39.350
I'm going. I got the link for our thing here.

02:03:39.569 --> 02:03:41.930
Guys, I didn't make this one. It seemed like

02:03:41.930 --> 02:03:44.689
it seemed somewhat difficult, and there was a

02:03:44.689 --> 02:03:47.869
couple gimmies, so I used it. I didn't make this,

02:03:47.930 --> 02:03:49.829
though. You can turn that music off and play

02:03:49.829 --> 02:03:52.569
the other one. I'm working on it. Casey, I'm

02:03:52.569 --> 02:03:55.090
working on it. There's a learning curve. There's

02:03:55.090 --> 02:03:57.670
a learning curve. I'm getting through it. All

02:03:57.670 --> 02:04:02.869
right. So here we go. Oh, no, we just got both

02:04:02.869 --> 02:04:05.569
now. All right. I should Ken Jennings and just

02:04:05.569 --> 02:04:08.529
become the host. Here we go. All right, gentlemen.

02:04:08.729 --> 02:04:12.270
So your... All right, let me get my scoreboard

02:04:12.270 --> 02:04:14.069
set up here. Sorry. This is going to be tough.

02:04:14.130 --> 02:04:15.829
I'm playing Dan and Tyler. It's going to be tough.

02:04:19.079 --> 02:04:22.359
All right. So, yeah, let's introduce. Tyler,

02:04:22.500 --> 02:04:25.579
our 40 -time champion. I know we usually have

02:04:25.579 --> 02:04:27.399
much more amped music in the background. Sorry,

02:04:27.439 --> 02:04:31.020
fuck that one. All right. Dan, how many do you

02:04:31.020 --> 02:04:34.180
have? 20, 20, 20. Dan's got 20. He's halfway

02:04:34.180 --> 02:04:36.899
to Tyler. And then we have Casey. You're at what,

02:04:36.979 --> 02:04:40.000
four? Three. Three? Three for three. Casey is

02:04:40.000 --> 02:04:42.039
the tray sitting in the old alley -back seat.

02:04:43.069 --> 02:04:46.289
The one thing that's true here is that, Casey,

02:04:46.489 --> 02:04:50.109
you are at a 3 -0 record. You're the only undefeated

02:04:50.109 --> 02:04:55.590
Jeopardy contestant right now. So, our categories

02:04:55.590 --> 02:04:59.569
for the day. Oh, yeah. We got religion. Oh, jeez.

02:04:59.569 --> 02:05:03.369
We got sports. Oh, Jesus fuck. We got college.

02:05:03.710 --> 02:05:07.510
Just college? Just college. U .S. government

02:05:07.510 --> 02:05:12.760
and kings and queens. Okay, that's not a question,

02:05:12.939 --> 02:05:17.600
but I appreciate the enthusiasm. Fuck, dude.

02:05:18.600 --> 02:05:21.300
It's not that bad, Dan. I didn't make them, so

02:05:21.300 --> 02:05:24.100
they're not as fucking geared towards certain

02:05:24.100 --> 02:05:26.739
people as Casey's. That's why I got put in power

02:05:26.739 --> 02:05:31.779
after a vote of no confidence. Let Dan go first.

02:05:31.859 --> 02:05:34.340
It was your birthday yesterday. Dan, it was your

02:05:34.340 --> 02:05:38.819
birthday yesterday. 36. Happy birthday. Also,

02:05:38.859 --> 02:05:41.100
I don't think this board has double jeopardy,

02:05:41.100 --> 02:05:42.779
so I'm just going to pick two and make them double

02:05:42.779 --> 02:05:44.340
jeopardy. I already know what they are. They're

02:05:44.340 --> 02:05:46.100
predetermined, so I'm not giving you gimmies.

02:05:46.140 --> 02:05:47.760
But there's two double jeopardies in here. What

02:05:47.760 --> 02:05:50.859
happened to me? I shut it off. No, you leave

02:05:50.859 --> 02:05:52.979
it on in the background. Oh, okay. I guess I'll

02:05:52.979 --> 02:05:54.460
just fucking leave it on the whole fucking time

02:05:54.460 --> 02:05:59.439
then. Fuck, man. Alright, so. You're up first,

02:05:59.520 --> 02:06:01.739
Dan. You got religion? Religion, sport. Also,

02:06:01.819 --> 02:06:04.140
weird thing, this person fucking programmed it

02:06:04.140 --> 02:06:07.539
as 400 for the minor category and 2 ,000 for

02:06:07.539 --> 02:06:09.800
the max. The math works out the same, but the

02:06:09.800 --> 02:06:11.220
scores are going to be higher. That's because

02:06:11.220 --> 02:06:13.779
they changed it because of inflation, because

02:06:13.779 --> 02:06:17.399
of Republican presence. Okay, gotcha. Dan, your

02:06:17.399 --> 02:06:20.840
categories are religion, sports, college, U .S.

02:06:20.840 --> 02:06:22.859
governments, and kings and queens. Let's hear

02:06:22.859 --> 02:06:26.840
it for sub -pop! U .S. governments for, let's

02:06:26.840 --> 02:06:31.720
do, uh... 1 ,000. Okay, so are you looking for

02:06:31.720 --> 02:06:35.539
the top one? Because this way it would be 2 ,000

02:06:35.539 --> 02:06:39.500
on this board. I said 2 ,000 on the top. I'm

02:06:39.500 --> 02:06:42.279
just fucking... We have 400, 800. All right,

02:06:42.279 --> 02:06:43.880
we'll go middle of the road. You get 1 ,200.

02:06:44.539 --> 02:06:46.399
I was trying to find the daily double in there

02:06:46.399 --> 02:06:49.640
off the rev. His gifted hands pointed him toward

02:06:49.640 --> 02:06:54.619
neurosurgery. Later, he entered politics. Three?

02:06:54.720 --> 02:06:59.699
Who's three? I'm not three. Neurosurgery? His

02:06:59.699 --> 02:07:02.600
gifted hands pointed him toward neurosurgery.

02:07:02.640 --> 02:07:08.029
Later he entered politics. Well, that's minus.

02:07:08.270 --> 02:07:10.390
Don't time this out. No, they never fucking do

02:07:10.390 --> 02:07:12.010
that. They want to do this shit to me, and I

02:07:12.010 --> 02:07:14.090
never do minus when they buzz in and don't say

02:07:14.090 --> 02:07:16.130
anything. Oh, no. I'm not giving you negative

02:07:16.130 --> 02:07:17.989
points. Don't worry. That's what Tyler said.

02:07:18.229 --> 02:07:20.430
You want to give me negative. Yeah, well, Tyler's

02:07:20.430 --> 02:07:23.270
crybaby ways get fucking put to the test when

02:07:23.270 --> 02:07:25.449
I'm up here, all right? Mama runs a fucking tight

02:07:25.449 --> 02:07:27.670
ship up on this thing. Crybaby? This is U .S.?

02:07:27.670 --> 02:07:30.750
His gifted hands pointed him toward neurosurgery.

02:07:30.890 --> 02:07:32.970
The category is U .S. government? U .S. government

02:07:32.970 --> 02:07:37.010
for $1 ,200. I've heard of this guy before. There's

02:07:37.010 --> 02:07:39.130
a neurosurgeon in the cabinet or something. You've

02:07:39.130 --> 02:07:41.390
got 10 seconds. No, no, no. Don't time it out.

02:07:41.850 --> 02:07:45.949
20 seconds. Who the fuck is it? It was probably

02:07:45.949 --> 02:07:49.789
like the last, what do you call it? The health,

02:07:49.829 --> 02:07:54.590
not health secretary, but. Yeah, who the fuck

02:07:54.590 --> 02:07:58.590
is it? Like, what is Dr. Oz? No, he's cardiothoracic.

02:07:58.710 --> 02:08:01.409
No, but what's his title in the government? Oh,

02:08:01.409 --> 02:08:04.789
yeah, I'm not sure. 20. Oh, the Surgeon General.

02:08:05.310 --> 02:08:07.029
I think it's one of them. Wasn't it a black guy?

02:08:08.229 --> 02:08:14.670
What about Obama? Ten. Alright, time it out.

02:08:16.810 --> 02:08:19.890
Alright, nobody gets any fucking points. I will

02:08:19.890 --> 02:08:24.430
allow... What is Ben Carson? Ben Carson. Let's

02:08:24.430 --> 02:08:26.210
see. That actually sounds like it could be correct.

02:08:28.020 --> 02:08:31.220
Ben Carson. Oh, holy shit. Wasn't he a black

02:08:31.220 --> 02:08:32.899
guy? Yeah, he was a black guy. Yeah, I knew it.

02:08:33.159 --> 02:08:34.979
Do I get any credit for saying he was a black

02:08:34.979 --> 02:08:39.199
guy? No. Oh, come on. No, you do not get credit

02:08:39.199 --> 02:08:43.239
for that. But I was right about that. He is a

02:08:43.239 --> 02:08:47.039
black guy. I did not ask for race, though. That

02:08:47.039 --> 02:08:49.340
was fun. All right. All right, I'll take it,

02:08:49.520 --> 02:08:51.460
Casey. U .S. government. All right, you want

02:08:51.460 --> 02:08:53.859
to keep it going? We got 400, 800, 16, or 20.

02:08:55.200 --> 02:08:59.159
Lowest one. Lowest one. All right, 400. No big

02:08:59.159 --> 02:09:01.880
surprise, his interests included art, politics,

02:09:01.960 --> 02:09:06.119
and Tennessee. What? Art, politics, and Tennessee?

02:09:06.680 --> 02:09:11.000
What? No big surprise, his interests included

02:09:11.000 --> 02:09:14.659
art, politics, and Tennessee. Oh, art, politics,

02:09:14.760 --> 02:09:17.279
and Tennessee. That's vague as fuck. I didn't

02:09:17.279 --> 02:09:19.520
make the fucking board, okay? You don't have

02:09:19.520 --> 02:09:23.239
to buzz in, all right? Am I timing it? Yes. That's

02:09:23.239 --> 02:09:26.100
a tough one. All right. That could be anybody.

02:09:26.640 --> 02:09:29.300
In a 250 -year period. The correct answer was

02:09:29.300 --> 02:09:33.140
Gore. Al Gore. Actually, the answer was just

02:09:33.140 --> 02:09:35.199
Gore. That's not what I said. I guess he's from

02:09:35.199 --> 02:09:39.140
Tennessee. Gore. All right. Casey, keep it going.

02:09:39.420 --> 02:09:43.979
U .S. government. 800. The American Castro brothers

02:09:43.979 --> 02:09:47.600
twins Joaquin and Julian are big in this state's

02:09:47.600 --> 02:09:50.760
politics. Who the fuck knows that? What is Florida?

02:09:56.689 --> 02:09:59.710
State like country or state like state? State

02:09:59.710 --> 02:10:02.909
like state, you fucking mongoloid. The American

02:10:02.909 --> 02:10:07.270
Castro brothers, twins, Joaquin and Julian, are

02:10:07.270 --> 02:10:09.310
big in this state's politics. Joaquin Phoenix.

02:10:09.789 --> 02:10:11.930
So it's not Florida. No, it's not. No, that was

02:10:11.930 --> 02:10:13.550
incorrect. There's only 50. Oh, wait, I got to

02:10:13.550 --> 02:10:15.750
deduct points from you. There's only 49 other

02:10:15.750 --> 02:10:19.590
states that they could be. I have no fucking

02:10:19.590 --> 02:10:22.170
clue. Just time it out. Illinois. All right.

02:10:22.689 --> 02:10:26.250
Adolf Hitler. That would be Texas, gentlemen.

02:10:26.449 --> 02:10:28.630
Who the fuck is this? Why am I getting chunks

02:10:28.630 --> 02:10:30.109
of fucking shit in the... Fucking Marco Rubio's

02:10:30.109 --> 02:10:33.369
cousin. Why am I getting chunks of shit in the

02:10:33.369 --> 02:10:34.949
fucking... Oh, you're probably just inhaling

02:10:34.949 --> 02:10:40.689
ash. Oh, I think it was... Alright, Casey, it's

02:10:40.689 --> 02:10:43.329
still you. Probably tobacco. Something I can

02:10:43.329 --> 02:10:45.970
spit this... Oh. Yeah, you might just have to...

02:10:45.970 --> 02:10:48.090
You either use this one because we rinsed this

02:10:48.090 --> 02:10:51.550
one out. Yeah, just use it. US government. Alright,

02:10:51.710 --> 02:10:55.109
US government for $1 ,600. Unhappy with Tennessee

02:10:55.109 --> 02:10:59.670
politics in 1835, he said, you may all go to

02:10:59.670 --> 02:11:02.409
hell and I will go to Texas, but that did not

02:11:02.409 --> 02:11:08.210
turn out so well. In 1835? Guys, I think this

02:11:08.210 --> 02:11:10.090
was the one category that was pretty sketchy

02:11:10.090 --> 02:11:11.489
when I looked at this board. I'm not going to

02:11:11.489 --> 02:11:15.529
lie. But unhappy with Tennessee politics in 1835,

02:11:15.829 --> 02:11:19.050
he said, you may all go to hell and I will go

02:11:19.050 --> 02:11:20.789
to Texas. Can you give us a hint? But that did

02:11:20.789 --> 02:11:25.330
not turn out well. Can you give us a hint? Let

02:11:25.330 --> 02:11:32.010
me see. Was he a confederate? No, probably not.

02:11:32.130 --> 02:11:34.449
That was too early. He has the first name of

02:11:34.449 --> 02:11:38.109
somebody who has a locker in a location that

02:11:38.109 --> 02:11:41.430
people don't go to. You don't want to go to his

02:11:41.430 --> 02:11:44.510
locker. You'd be in deep shit. His name's Davey

02:11:44.510 --> 02:11:48.170
something. I don't know. That's correct. I don't

02:11:48.170 --> 02:11:50.890
know his last name. Is it Jefferson Davis? No,

02:11:51.069 --> 02:11:53.510
the first name is Davey. I'll give you that.

02:11:54.829 --> 02:11:58.210
Davey Crockett. That's correct, Dan! Davey Crockett!

02:11:59.489 --> 02:12:04.909
Is it? Oh, shit! I'm like fucking reading articles.

02:12:06.329 --> 02:12:10.010
Alright, you guys asked for the hint. Alright,

02:12:10.270 --> 02:12:12.569
Dan, it's your pick. You got religion, sports,

02:12:12.810 --> 02:12:14.689
college, U .S. governments. There's only one

02:12:14.689 --> 02:12:16.470
question left. U .S. governments. All right.

02:12:16.510 --> 02:12:18.489
We'll take it. U .S. government for the big 2K.

02:12:19.170 --> 02:12:24.050
This one is a... Where the fuck is it? Daily

02:12:24.050 --> 02:12:26.250
Double? Yeah. It's a Daily Double. It's a Daily

02:12:26.250 --> 02:12:28.449
Double. You can bet up to $2 ,000. Casey, I can't

02:12:28.449 --> 02:12:30.789
find the Double Jeopardy sound effect, but that's

02:12:30.789 --> 02:12:32.550
fine. It's on the soundboard. Yeah, well... You

02:12:32.550 --> 02:12:36.100
gonna bet $2 ,000? What is your wager, Dan? All

02:12:36.100 --> 02:12:37.739
right, just to tally up the scores. It's a daily

02:12:37.739 --> 02:12:41.420
double. Casey, 400. Tyler, zero. Zero. And Dan,

02:12:41.640 --> 02:12:47.899
1 ,600. 1 ,600. I'll do 500. You'll wager 500.

02:12:48.220 --> 02:12:50.060
All right. Actually, you know what? I want to

02:12:50.060 --> 02:12:51.659
make it 400. All right, you're going to wager

02:12:51.659 --> 02:12:54.640
400. I'm not very confident. All right. After

02:12:54.640 --> 02:12:57.859
abandoning conservative politics, David Brock

02:12:57.859 --> 02:13:05.070
titled a book Blinded by This. Blinded? Blinded

02:13:05.070 --> 02:13:08.470
by... Say the question again. After abandoning

02:13:08.470 --> 02:13:12.069
conservative politics, David Brock titled a book

02:13:12.069 --> 02:13:16.970
Blinded by This. What does Melania mean? What

02:13:16.970 --> 02:13:20.750
is fire and fury? Is there a year for this? Is

02:13:20.750 --> 02:13:24.010
there a what? A year for this? No. I feel like

02:13:24.010 --> 02:13:26.630
that might be fair. That's not fair. It's not

02:13:26.630 --> 02:13:29.250
fair. Because it could be any time between fucking

02:13:29.250 --> 02:13:32.789
1776... That's not fair. I don't think it's fair.

02:13:33.149 --> 02:13:37.170
I think it's fair. It's not. Not in the original

02:13:37.170 --> 02:13:44.090
question. Alright, uh, 2010. 2002? That's a hyper

02:13:44.090 --> 02:13:49.130
-specific question. He abandoned conservative

02:13:49.130 --> 02:13:53.329
politics. This is one you could put together

02:13:53.329 --> 02:13:55.310
on your own, I'll be honest. I'm not telling

02:13:55.310 --> 02:13:58.550
you to piss away points, but... Blinded by the

02:13:58.550 --> 02:14:03.229
blank. what is i don't know oh wait blinded by

02:14:03.229 --> 02:14:08.289
the is it a play on words it's not a play on

02:14:08.289 --> 02:14:10.689
words but you can gather it based all right blinded

02:14:10.689 --> 02:14:14.680
by the light You are one letter off. Blinded

02:14:14.680 --> 02:14:17.800
by the... I'm unfortunately going to have to

02:14:17.800 --> 02:14:20.699
deduct your points. Hold on, hold on. Blinded

02:14:20.699 --> 02:14:24.000
by the right? Blinded by the right. Fuck me.

02:14:25.619 --> 02:14:28.239
Fuck. I should have known that. You're right.

02:14:28.279 --> 02:14:30.420
Oh, fuck. And I said no to it being a play on

02:14:30.420 --> 02:14:32.659
words. So, yeah, it was. I just got that. That's

02:14:32.659 --> 02:14:34.760
okay. That's all right. You gave me enough. Blinded

02:14:34.760 --> 02:14:38.340
by the right. All right, Daniel. Wrapped up like

02:14:38.340 --> 02:14:42.539
a douche, another boner in the night. All right.

02:14:42.760 --> 02:14:45.840
Whose pick was it? It was Dan's pick. Daniel,

02:14:45.899 --> 02:14:48.920
it's your pick. You got religion, sports, college,

02:14:49.000 --> 02:14:52.739
and kings and queens. Fucking college. College.

02:14:52.800 --> 02:14:55.720
Starting off with college. The college students.

02:14:56.020 --> 02:14:58.880
To college students, it's what you call the pamphlet

02:14:58.880 --> 02:15:01.659
you write test answers in. To car shoppers, it

02:15:01.659 --> 02:15:05.039
follows Kelly. What is the blue book? It was

02:15:05.039 --> 02:15:08.380
four. Me. All right, Daniel. That is correct.

02:15:09.660 --> 02:15:13.199
I didn't hit it fast enough. All right, Dan,

02:15:13.460 --> 02:15:20.199
still your pick. Colleges. In 1996, Trenton State

02:15:20.199 --> 02:15:23.760
College became the college of this state. What

02:15:23.760 --> 02:15:28.460
is New Jersey? That is correct, Casey. How the

02:15:28.460 --> 02:15:30.260
fuck did you know that? It's the capital of New

02:15:30.260 --> 02:15:34.479
Jersey. Trenton. College. All right, keeping

02:15:34.479 --> 02:15:37.479
it going with college. This government agency

02:15:37.479 --> 02:15:42.060
and college conference have the same name. Government

02:15:42.060 --> 02:15:45.439
agency and college? This government agency and

02:15:45.439 --> 02:15:49.000
college conference have the same name. For like

02:15:49.000 --> 02:15:53.260
national? It's an abbreviation. I'll give you

02:15:53.260 --> 02:15:56.520
that much. Is it a national thing though? Or

02:15:56.520 --> 02:15:58.880
is it like a state? I can't tell you that. It

02:15:58.880 --> 02:16:01.619
does change what it comes to. You can piece this

02:16:01.619 --> 02:16:07.979
one together. I feel like the only piece of information

02:16:07.979 --> 02:16:10.460
that should be in there that's not is this government

02:16:10.460 --> 02:16:13.420
agency and college sports conference have the

02:16:13.420 --> 02:16:16.500
same name. The same acronym, rather. What is

02:16:16.500 --> 02:16:21.920
the NCAA? That is incorrect, Dan. Fuck. What

02:16:21.920 --> 02:16:26.479
is the NAACP? That's what I was thinking. All

02:16:26.479 --> 02:16:29.119
right. Time it out. All right. I'm not going

02:16:29.119 --> 02:16:30.619
to go to the soundboard. It takes too long. The

02:16:30.619 --> 02:16:37.090
answer was SEC. Is it NWA? Yes. All right, Casey.

02:16:37.209 --> 02:16:40.110
Their university was the streets. All right,

02:16:40.129 --> 02:16:43.409
college for 1600. This eight -team college football

02:16:43.409 --> 02:16:46.610
league has lions and tigers and bears. Oh, my.

02:16:46.870 --> 02:16:49.250
And Quakers, too. This what? College football

02:16:49.250 --> 02:16:51.290
league? This eight -team college football league

02:16:51.290 --> 02:16:54.829
has lions, tigers, and bears. What is PAC? P

02:16:54.829 --> 02:16:59.930
-A -C? That is incorrect. Fuck! What is the NFL?

02:17:00.250 --> 02:17:04.399
No, retard! Oh, fuck. It's not PAC. Hold on,

02:17:04.440 --> 02:17:07.020
hold on, hold on. It's a college football. What's

02:17:07.020 --> 02:17:08.639
the college football division? It's like a college

02:17:08.639 --> 02:17:12.299
football division. It's a group of teams. Like

02:17:12.299 --> 02:17:14.920
how SEC is a group of... Dude, when somebody

02:17:14.920 --> 02:17:17.979
goes to a blank football game, it's a blank football

02:17:17.979 --> 02:17:20.860
game. What is it? Actually, you're kind of onto

02:17:20.860 --> 02:17:22.639
the same... We're not going to get college football.

02:17:22.940 --> 02:17:27.979
Okay. It's not PAC? It's not PAC. It's a blank

02:17:27.979 --> 02:17:29.739
football name. I thought Penn State was Penn.

02:17:29.739 --> 02:17:33.260
What's the acronym? I don't know. What's fucking

02:17:33.260 --> 02:17:35.280
the main acronym? I can't think of it. I'm telling

02:17:35.280 --> 02:17:37.739
you it's not that. This one is not an acronym.

02:17:38.040 --> 02:17:40.459
It's not? No, it's not an acronym. Say it one

02:17:40.459 --> 02:17:42.379
more time, the question. This eight -team college

02:17:42.379 --> 02:17:45.659
football league or conference has Lions and Tigers

02:17:45.659 --> 02:17:47.860
and Bears 0 -9. I don't know. I don't know. All

02:17:47.860 --> 02:17:49.360
right. I'm going to time it out. Time it out.

02:17:50.379 --> 02:17:52.399
Tyler, just because you lost your points the

02:17:52.399 --> 02:17:53.719
first time around, I'm going to give them back

02:17:53.719 --> 02:17:55.760
to you. That's correct. It is the Ivy League.

02:17:56.219 --> 02:17:59.079
That's some bullshit. No, because he fucking

02:17:59.079 --> 02:18:02.639
lost a lot of points. All right. He got it. All

02:18:02.639 --> 02:18:05.020
right. He fucking got it. All right. I shouldn't

02:18:05.020 --> 02:18:06.299
have given you the points, but I'm going to stick

02:18:06.299 --> 02:18:08.079
to it. It's Ivy League. All right. Tyler, you're

02:18:08.079 --> 02:18:09.840
next up, but that's the only time I'm doing that.

02:18:10.079 --> 02:18:15.579
All right. Religion for 400. Let's combine religion

02:18:15.579 --> 02:18:18.379
and politics and discuss the separation of these

02:18:18.379 --> 02:18:24.659
two. What is church and state? Daniel? I'm going

02:18:24.659 --> 02:18:26.799
to say what is church and state, but I didn't

02:18:26.799 --> 02:18:29.420
hear the end of the question. Well, you buzzed

02:18:29.420 --> 02:18:30.920
in, so I don't know what to tell you, but yes,

02:18:30.920 --> 02:18:34.620
it is church and state, Casey. I'm not going

02:18:34.620 --> 02:18:37.700
to feel sympathy for you for doing that. All

02:18:37.700 --> 02:18:41.860
right. Casey, it's you. Religion. Religion for

02:18:41.860 --> 02:18:45.989
800. Only Muslims may enter this religion's holiest

02:18:45.989 --> 02:18:51.030
city. What is Mecca? Oh, Islam. What is Islam?

02:18:52.809 --> 02:18:55.389
Well, actually, did you buzz in first? Yeah.

02:18:55.489 --> 02:18:57.870
No, he got it. It was Mecca. Oh, it was Mecca?

02:18:57.989 --> 02:18:59.909
It was Mecca. It was Mecca? Only Muslims may

02:18:59.909 --> 02:19:04.729
enter this... You said this religion. Oh, yeah,

02:19:04.770 --> 02:19:06.889
I misspoke, but he still got it. It was only

02:19:06.889 --> 02:19:10.409
Muslims may enter this... may enter this. The

02:19:10.409 --> 02:19:13.510
religion's holiest city. And Muhammad's birthplace,

02:19:13.549 --> 02:19:15.889
Mecca. You said this religion, I said Islam.

02:19:16.129 --> 02:19:19.049
Yeah, I fucking know what happened. But you also

02:19:19.049 --> 02:19:21.149
buzzed in after him and he got it correct. We'll

02:19:21.149 --> 02:19:25.750
go with Muslim religion. I'm taking it out on

02:19:25.750 --> 02:19:29.069
the fucking host right now. Yeah, I know. A principle

02:19:29.069 --> 02:19:32.190
of belief, especially of religion or philosophy.

02:19:34.049 --> 02:19:36.629
Ooh, this is a tough one. A principle of belief?

02:19:37.069 --> 02:19:40.350
Say it again. It's a word to describe a principle

02:19:40.350 --> 02:19:43.290
of belief, especially of religion or philosophy.

02:19:43.590 --> 02:19:48.530
Is it a single word? Yes. Say it one more time.

02:19:48.670 --> 02:19:52.030
A principle of belief, especially of religion

02:19:52.030 --> 02:19:55.530
or philosophy. What is an ideology? Dan, that

02:19:55.530 --> 02:19:59.110
is incorrect. Fuck. This one's a tricky one.

02:19:59.489 --> 02:20:01.690
I want to say commandment, but I don't think

02:20:01.690 --> 02:20:09.059
it's right. A principle or belief. Oh, man. You're

02:20:09.059 --> 02:20:10.579
gonna be kicking yourselves when I buzz this

02:20:10.579 --> 02:20:12.899
one out. Don't buzz it out. Buzz it out. Don't

02:20:12.899 --> 02:20:15.000
buzz it out. Don't buzz it out. No, don't buzz

02:20:15.000 --> 02:20:18.540
it out. Okay. That's bullshit. You said this

02:20:18.540 --> 02:20:21.600
religion. I said Islam. He buzzed it and got

02:20:21.600 --> 02:20:23.799
it right before you did anything. What are you

02:20:23.799 --> 02:20:25.280
bitching about? I don't think I should get any

02:20:25.280 --> 02:20:27.379
points off for that. You didn't get any points

02:20:27.379 --> 02:20:29.379
off, you fucking mongrel. I think I should get

02:20:29.379 --> 02:20:31.100
half points for that. No, you shouldn't. You

02:20:31.100 --> 02:20:33.659
said this religion. I said Islam. Casey, you're

02:20:33.659 --> 02:20:35.440
living in the past. That was like 30 seconds

02:20:35.440 --> 02:20:39.129
ago. Calm the fuck down. You're still winning

02:20:39.129 --> 02:20:41.309
the fucking game. This is how I feel as host,

02:20:41.389 --> 02:20:44.670
by the way. Yeah, all right. I like it. I think

02:20:44.670 --> 02:20:46.409
it's funny. I'm not giving you what you want.

02:20:46.729 --> 02:20:48.790
All right, I'm timing this out in a couple seconds.

02:20:49.450 --> 02:20:51.209
A principle of belief, especially of religion

02:20:51.209 --> 02:20:53.950
or philosophy. Final answers, anybody? No. A

02:20:53.950 --> 02:20:56.770
principle of what? He said this religion. He

02:20:56.770 --> 02:21:00.170
said this religion. Somebody's... Hold on. Hold

02:21:00.170 --> 02:21:02.829
on. A principle or belief is somebody's... All

02:21:02.829 --> 02:21:04.389
right, I'm calling the clock. You got 20 seconds,

02:21:04.450 --> 02:21:06.049
Dan. Okay, 20 seconds. I know the word. I can't

02:21:06.049 --> 02:21:10.370
think of it. I know. It's their... A principle

02:21:10.370 --> 02:21:13.729
or belief. It's somebody's something. Somebody's...

02:21:13.729 --> 02:21:18.190
10. Prerogative. No, somebody's... A principle?

02:21:19.150 --> 02:21:21.030
Four. Okay, time it out. Three. Time it out.

02:21:21.950 --> 02:21:25.969
That would be a tenet. Oh, whatever. Fuck that

02:21:25.969 --> 02:21:27.709
shit. You can't say it wasn't fair. I mean, that's

02:21:27.709 --> 02:21:30.149
real. Yeah. All right. I feel like ideology was

02:21:30.149 --> 02:21:32.010
a better fucking... I think it's still me. I

02:21:32.010 --> 02:21:35.309
believe it's still you. Okay. Religion for 1600.

02:21:37.010 --> 02:21:40.110
After invasions in the 7th century, Phoenicians

02:21:40.110 --> 02:21:42.790
were forced to convert to this religion or pay

02:21:42.790 --> 02:21:46.889
a jizya. A jizya. A jizya? How do I pronounce

02:21:46.889 --> 02:21:49.729
that? J -I -Z -Y -A. Jizya? Sounds good to me.

02:21:49.829 --> 02:21:53.250
Jizya? I don't know. What is it, Casey? Because

02:21:53.250 --> 02:21:55.170
you fucking buzzed in. What is Christianity?

02:21:55.530 --> 02:21:59.709
No. Fuck. That would be incorrect, Casey. What

02:21:59.709 --> 02:22:02.610
is Islam? That would be correct, Tyler. Fuck!

02:22:02.610 --> 02:22:04.610
That was my second guess. Fuck! That would have

02:22:04.610 --> 02:22:06.809
been my second guess, too. Dude, fucking jizya?

02:22:06.930 --> 02:22:10.590
That's definitely fucking Arabic. God damn it.

02:22:10.610 --> 02:22:12.700
All right. Tyler, that brings it back to you.

02:22:12.819 --> 02:22:14.620
We'll finish off religion. Finishing off religion

02:22:14.620 --> 02:22:18.500
for 2000. One of the four noble truths of this

02:22:18.500 --> 02:22:23.520
religion is all life is suffering. Number three.

02:22:24.059 --> 02:22:30.600
The four noble truths. What is Buddhism? That

02:22:30.600 --> 02:22:33.700
would be correct. I was going to say Confucianism.

02:22:33.840 --> 02:22:37.680
Let's go. Let's fucking go. All right. Just so

02:22:37.680 --> 02:22:40.440
I can give a tally on the scores currently. Casey,

02:22:40.559 --> 02:22:44.200
you are leading at 3 ,600. Tyler, you are in

02:22:44.200 --> 02:22:47.260
second place with 2 ,400. And Dan, you are in

02:22:47.260 --> 02:22:51.100
last place with negative 800. No, no, no, no.

02:22:51.280 --> 02:22:53.319
Don't let that upset you too much because that's

02:22:53.319 --> 02:22:55.360
really negative 400 if we're going by our old

02:22:55.360 --> 02:22:57.739
scoring. You're not out of it. You land one question,

02:22:57.780 --> 02:23:01.159
you're back in the positive. With one question,

02:23:01.219 --> 02:23:03.719
Dan, you could be back to 1 ,200. So don't stress

02:23:03.719 --> 02:23:09.420
too much. He's so uplifting. So positive. What's

02:23:09.420 --> 02:23:13.780
the categories? We have one question in college

02:23:13.780 --> 02:23:15.780
remaining, and then we have the entire sports

02:23:15.780 --> 02:23:19.180
and kings and queens categories. College. Alright.

02:23:20.159 --> 02:23:25.319
$2 ,000 for college. This actor plays Chip, a

02:23:25.319 --> 02:23:28.319
dropout from French Clown College and his twin

02:23:28.319 --> 02:23:32.139
brother Dale on Baskets. What? What the fuck

02:23:32.139 --> 02:23:37.459
is even that? What the fuck kind of question

02:23:37.459 --> 02:23:40.459
is that? What the fuck kind of question is that?

02:23:40.680 --> 02:23:42.840
That is a retard question if I've ever heard

02:23:42.840 --> 02:23:46.479
one. Time it out. Okay. Oh, no, I get it. Oh,

02:23:46.540 --> 02:23:48.540
my God. Yeah, I understand this one. That's a

02:23:48.540 --> 02:23:50.659
niche one, though. I'm timing it out. The correct

02:23:50.659 --> 02:23:54.959
answer was Zach Galifianakis, which he does do

02:23:54.959 --> 02:23:58.020
both of them. things all right so casey it's

02:23:58.020 --> 02:24:00.079
down to you you have sports and kings and queens

02:24:00.079 --> 02:24:03.680
oh sports is off the table for sports oh sports

02:24:03.680 --> 02:24:08.200
for 400 should taxpayers fund pro sports venues

02:24:08.200 --> 02:24:11.180
they are for atlanta's mercedes -benz stadium

02:24:11.180 --> 02:24:16.940
which replaced this dome oh fuck oh Oh, fuck.

02:24:17.000 --> 02:24:19.420
What was it called before? Wait, what's the...

02:24:19.420 --> 02:24:22.260
Where is it? Should taxpayers fund pro sports

02:24:22.260 --> 02:24:26.360
venues? They are for the Atlanta's Mercedes -Benz

02:24:26.360 --> 02:24:30.420
Stadium, which replaced this dome. What the fuck?

02:24:30.440 --> 02:24:34.500
It's a previous dome in Atlanta. God damn. I'm

02:24:34.500 --> 02:24:36.379
going to fucking be so pissed when I fucking

02:24:36.379 --> 02:24:39.540
don't get this. I don't know. Time it out. I'm

02:24:39.540 --> 02:24:41.020
going to be pissed, though. It's a Thunderdome.

02:24:41.139 --> 02:24:43.840
I actually knew this one. That is the Georgia

02:24:43.840 --> 02:24:48.209
Dome. Fuck! Fuck you! Alright, Casey, I believe

02:24:48.209 --> 02:24:52.270
it's still you. Sports. Sports for 800. With

02:24:52.270 --> 02:24:56.090
origins going back to 1869, this Ohio sports

02:24:56.090 --> 02:25:02.290
team was named for its players' stockings. What

02:25:02.290 --> 02:25:11.030
are the White Sox? White Stockings. The Chicago

02:25:11.030 --> 02:25:13.229
White Sox? That is incorrect. What are the Red

02:25:13.229 --> 02:25:18.899
Sox? That is incorrect. Fuck me, dude. I'm so

02:25:18.899 --> 02:25:23.280
deep in the fucking negative. What is the question?

02:25:23.920 --> 02:25:28.579
With origins going back to 1869, this Ohio sports

02:25:28.579 --> 02:25:31.139
team was named for its players' stockings. Fucking

02:25:31.139 --> 02:25:39.440
Ohio. Why did I say the fucking Red Sox? What

02:25:39.440 --> 02:25:45.309
sport is it? You want to know what? Just for

02:25:45.309 --> 02:25:48.430
the sake of this. Is it baseball? It's baseball,

02:25:48.569 --> 02:25:51.110
okay? It's fucking baseball. And you tried Chicago

02:25:51.110 --> 02:25:53.790
and the Red Sox and it wasn't there. It's Cleveland

02:25:53.790 --> 02:25:56.729
something. It's the name of a sports team. The

02:25:56.729 --> 02:25:59.450
Cleveland are the Indians, I thought. No, but

02:25:59.450 --> 02:26:06.209
it's back in 1860. Yeah, time it out. I'm timing

02:26:06.209 --> 02:26:08.969
it out. It was the fucking Cincinnati Reds. Jesus

02:26:08.969 --> 02:26:12.510
Christ, guys. Come on. Fucking hell. I was thinking

02:26:12.510 --> 02:26:14.110
of Cleveland. I wasn't thinking of Cincinnati.

02:26:14.649 --> 02:26:18.750
I'm so deep in the fucking negatives. You're

02:26:18.750 --> 02:26:23.290
only 1 ,600. You're really not. Stop trying to

02:26:23.290 --> 02:26:26.870
fucking dry bag me for fucking uplifting. No,

02:26:26.930 --> 02:26:29.889
I'm not, dude. You're not that deep in the negatives.

02:26:30.549 --> 02:26:36.149
All right. Sports for 1 ,200. In 2009, MIT cut

02:26:36.149 --> 02:26:38.909
eight varsity sports. Slashing this one must

02:26:38.909 --> 02:26:43.770
have saved on greens fees. What's golf? Casey,

02:26:43.870 --> 02:26:48.030
that is correct. Goddamn. I fucking didn't hit

02:26:48.030 --> 02:26:50.350
the button fast enough. I'll take sports. All

02:26:50.350 --> 02:26:53.049
right, sports for $1 ,600, and this one is a

02:26:53.049 --> 02:26:58.290
daily double. God fucking aids. How much? All

02:26:58.290 --> 02:27:03.069
right, let's do a score recap. dan you are in

02:27:03.069 --> 02:27:07.290
last with negative 1600 tyler you are in second

02:27:07.290 --> 02:27:13.149
with 2400 and casey you are at 4000 still anybody's

02:27:13.149 --> 02:27:18.909
game 500 It's not. Dude, it's really not out

02:27:18.909 --> 02:27:21.350
of reach. You tally off like two high questions.

02:27:21.409 --> 02:27:23.129
You're in the fucking lead, bro. I don't know

02:27:23.129 --> 02:27:25.450
what you're crying about. I love this fucking

02:27:25.450 --> 02:27:29.209
category. I'm fucked. 500? Yeah. All right. Short

02:27:29.209 --> 02:27:31.829
for the numerical records kept on players in

02:27:31.829 --> 02:27:39.329
sports. Fuck you. I know. I know it too. This

02:27:39.329 --> 02:27:43.479
is short for the numerical records. Kept on players.

02:27:44.299 --> 02:27:48.040
Casey, are you retarded? What? Are you retarded?

02:27:48.040 --> 02:27:51.100
What are stats? Fuck. I was going to say. I was

02:27:51.100 --> 02:27:52.319
going to make it out to be really hard. Casey,

02:27:52.319 --> 02:27:54.399
that is correct. It didn't feel like a full question.

02:27:55.440 --> 02:27:58.559
All right. Well, it was. And you're up to 5 ,000.

02:27:58.659 --> 02:28:05.200
All right. Fuck you. All right. Sports! All right.

02:28:05.200 --> 02:28:07.379
Both my daily doubles are off the board. I'll

02:28:07.379 --> 02:28:09.440
go with sports. All right. To finish off sports

02:28:09.440 --> 02:28:14.129
for 2 ,000. Before he was on Wide World of Sports

02:28:14.129 --> 02:28:16.530
and Monday Night Football, this announcer represented

02:28:16.530 --> 02:28:20.489
Willie Mays. What do you mean represented? Like

02:28:20.489 --> 02:28:24.889
his fucking lawyer? Say it again. Before he was

02:28:24.889 --> 02:28:27.649
on Wide World of Sports and Monday Night Football,

02:28:28.010 --> 02:28:30.290
this announcer... Who's John Madden? I'm already

02:28:30.290 --> 02:28:33.350
in the negative. I don't give a fuck. I would

02:28:33.350 --> 02:28:36.950
suggest not buzzing in. I'm playing the negative

02:28:36.950 --> 02:28:41.190
game, dude. What do you mean represented? I don't

02:28:41.190 --> 02:28:43.010
fucking know, Casey, all right? I'm sure this

02:28:43.010 --> 02:28:46.329
guy represented him somehow. It's a Jeopardy

02:28:46.329 --> 02:28:48.409
question. It's got to be real. Time it out. All

02:28:48.409 --> 02:28:50.649
right, timed out. Answered was Howard Kozel.

02:28:51.350 --> 02:28:53.549
Who the fuck would know that? I've heard of him,

02:28:53.629 --> 02:28:56.389
but... Well, you didn't get the question right.

02:28:56.569 --> 02:28:58.069
I don't know how that would lead to this. Who

02:28:58.069 --> 02:29:00.389
picked these fucking questions, bro? I'll make...

02:29:00.389 --> 02:29:02.409
I didn't think we were having Jeopardy tonight,

02:29:02.549 --> 02:29:05.629
all right? So I didn't fucking make it. All right.

02:29:05.750 --> 02:29:08.530
I don't care. Casey, your only options are for

02:29:08.530 --> 02:29:10.250
kings and queens. Don't you love being the host?

02:29:10.290 --> 02:29:12.129
I actually do. I think it's pretty fun. Take

02:29:12.129 --> 02:29:15.250
him, yeah. All right, for the minimum. All right.

02:29:16.199 --> 02:29:20.219
In 2018, his museum in Kingston, Jamaica stirred

02:29:20.219 --> 02:29:23.219
things up with a 73rd birthday and Earth Day

02:29:23.219 --> 02:29:27.659
celebration. He's Bob Marley. What? That would

02:29:27.659 --> 02:29:30.440
be correct, Casey. What the fuck? Wait, what?

02:29:31.719 --> 02:29:35.139
That's real? I guess. Casey, it's your pick.

02:29:35.700 --> 02:29:40.500
Next one. All right, 800. Connecting Liverpool...

02:29:40.500 --> 02:29:45.500
Christ. connecting Liverpool to Birkenhead, the

02:29:45.500 --> 02:29:48.500
over two mile Queensway tunnel passes under this

02:29:48.500 --> 02:29:52.500
river. What is the English channel? No, wait.

02:29:52.600 --> 02:29:55.100
Can you say the question again before I... I

02:29:55.100 --> 02:29:57.479
actually have no idea what you said. Connecting

02:29:57.479 --> 02:30:01.260
Liverpool to Birkenhead, the over two mile...

02:30:01.260 --> 02:30:04.299
This over two mile Queensway tunnel passes under

02:30:04.299 --> 02:30:07.440
this river. Oh, a river? I don't know. What is

02:30:07.440 --> 02:30:10.979
the East River? What's the question worth? It's

02:30:10.979 --> 02:30:16.280
worth 800. What's the Thames River? That is incorrect,

02:30:16.760 --> 02:30:19.559
Casey. It's the East River in fucking Brooklyn.

02:30:19.559 --> 02:30:23.340
Is it Liverpool, England? I mean, I'd assume

02:30:23.340 --> 02:30:26.219
that's where it is. It's the Hudson River. Where's

02:30:26.219 --> 02:30:29.600
the other place it connects to? Birkenhead. What

02:30:29.600 --> 02:30:31.379
is Birkenhead? What country? I don't fucking

02:30:31.379 --> 02:30:34.059
know. It's in England. Fucking Liverpool. Yeah,

02:30:34.159 --> 02:30:35.540
but there's a tunnel that goes under the English

02:30:35.540 --> 02:30:38.319
Channel. It's called the Queensway Tunnel. There's

02:30:38.319 --> 02:30:39.739
a tunnel that goes under the English Channel.

02:30:39.780 --> 02:30:41.700
Yeah, but that's a channel. I'm asking for a

02:30:41.700 --> 02:30:44.479
river. Okay, fine. It's the Hudson River, guys.

02:30:45.280 --> 02:30:47.139
We don't know the river. All right, I'm fucking

02:30:47.139 --> 02:30:49.440
timing it out. It's the Mercy River. Who the

02:30:49.440 --> 02:30:53.420
fuck knows that? Fuck you. Okay. Who the fuck?

02:30:53.440 --> 02:30:55.860
Who the fuck knows that? All right. I'm assuming

02:30:55.860 --> 02:30:58.760
you want to keep it going? Yeah. All right. Kings

02:30:58.760 --> 02:31:01.760
and Queens. A single national park in the Simpson

02:31:01.760 --> 02:31:05.299
Desert occupies 4 ,000 square miles of Queensland

02:31:05.299 --> 02:31:09.520
in this country. What's Australia? I was going

02:31:09.520 --> 02:31:12.500
to say that. That would be correct, Casey. There

02:31:12.500 --> 02:31:16.020
we go. Next one. I'm going to punch you so hard.

02:31:16.700 --> 02:31:20.500
I'm going to punch you so hard. I have so much

02:31:20.500 --> 02:31:24.520
hatred towards you a lot of times. I'm just answering

02:31:24.520 --> 02:31:27.559
questions here. All right, we going for the next

02:31:27.559 --> 02:31:30.520
one? Yeah, next one. Christian Bale. He's got

02:31:30.520 --> 02:31:32.920
the retargeting fucking shit. Throw a fucking

02:31:32.920 --> 02:31:35.120
penalty flag. There's no penalty flag. Fucking

02:31:35.120 --> 02:31:38.260
yellow card. Red card. Casey is being deducted

02:31:38.260 --> 02:31:41.239
1 ,000 points for tattling on his competitor.

02:31:42.760 --> 02:31:46.239
That brings you down to 4 ,800, Casey. Fuck you,

02:31:46.280 --> 02:31:50.190
Allen. All right. Christian Bale plays Moses

02:31:50.190 --> 02:31:56.870
in 2014's Exodus, These, and Kings. What is God's?

02:31:58.649 --> 02:32:01.329
That would be correct, Tyler. Did you actually

02:32:01.329 --> 02:32:03.049
take 1 ,000 points off because that was bullshit?

02:32:03.229 --> 02:32:06.729
I'll only take off 500. What? What? This game

02:32:06.729 --> 02:32:08.590
is bullshit. Because Tyler punched me. I'm going

02:32:08.590 --> 02:32:10.729
to take you 500 points away. Okay, fine. I didn't

02:32:10.729 --> 02:32:13.590
deduct any fucking points. Calm down. Jesus.

02:32:13.790 --> 02:32:16.989
All right. Last question remaining. Still anybody's

02:32:16.989 --> 02:32:22.950
game here. Kings and Queens for 2000. In 1830,

02:32:23.049 --> 02:32:26.909
at age 72, this hero of the American Revolution

02:32:26.909 --> 02:32:29.930
played a key role in France's July Revolution

02:32:29.930 --> 02:32:34.790
that changed kings. Casey, if you don't... Say

02:32:34.790 --> 02:32:37.389
it again. Check. Yeah, we're good. Check, check.

02:32:37.709 --> 02:32:40.989
All right, say it again. You said 1832? In 1830,

02:32:41.090 --> 02:32:45.190
at age 72, this hero of... Okay. Tyler got it.

02:32:45.190 --> 02:32:48.760
It's fucking Lafayette. That is correct, Tyler.

02:32:48.959 --> 02:32:51.700
What the fuck, bro? Holy shit. Wow, we're going

02:32:51.700 --> 02:32:54.180
into a crazy Final Jeopardy. I'm not going to

02:32:54.180 --> 02:32:55.600
lie to you. I thought it was a founding father.

02:32:56.280 --> 02:32:57.979
Lafayette was a founding father. No, he was French.

02:32:58.200 --> 02:32:59.399
Yeah, he signed the Declaration of Independence.

02:32:59.559 --> 02:33:01.000
Fuck this game, bro. Yeah, but he was from France.

02:33:01.200 --> 02:33:03.000
Yeah, and then he fought in the French Revolution.

02:33:03.299 --> 02:33:05.040
No, he helped us, but he wasn't from France.

02:33:05.200 --> 02:33:07.000
All right, I also just realized the Jeopardy

02:33:07.000 --> 02:33:08.639
board doesn't come with a Final Jeopardy, so

02:33:08.639 --> 02:33:11.389
I need to think of one quickly. Alright. So,

02:33:11.530 --> 02:33:13.670
just to go into my thinking process here. I got

02:33:13.670 --> 02:33:15.569
a Final Jeopardy question if you want to use

02:33:15.569 --> 02:33:18.430
it. Shut up, Casey. No, I'm good. I'm good. Actually,

02:33:18.549 --> 02:33:20.959
Dan, would you like to... What's the scores?

02:33:21.659 --> 02:33:24.500
What's the score? That was such a fuck thing

02:33:24.500 --> 02:33:28.500
for me to ask of you. No, Danny, you do not need

02:33:28.500 --> 02:33:30.860
to help me pick a fucking Final Jeopardy question.

02:33:30.879 --> 02:33:33.579
Dude, let me fucking help. Come on. All right,

02:33:33.600 --> 02:33:35.219
if you want to pick the Final Jeopardy question,

02:33:35.280 --> 02:33:37.219
you are out of the game, unfortunately, at this

02:33:37.219 --> 02:33:39.680
point. But to tell the point tallies, Casey,

02:33:39.899 --> 02:33:43.739
you have 5 ,800. Tyler, you are trailing by 200.

02:33:44.399 --> 02:33:48.040
Ooh. Yes, at 5 ,600. And Dan, you're at negative

02:33:48.040 --> 02:33:51.100
3 ,600. Okay, I'm going to... Let me pick the

02:33:51.100 --> 02:33:53.059
final Jeopardy. Okay. Give me one second. You

02:33:53.059 --> 02:33:55.579
can text me your wagers, gentlemen. No, they

02:33:55.579 --> 02:33:57.399
got to know the question. Or no, not the question.

02:33:57.440 --> 02:34:00.579
I got to know the category. All right, well...

02:34:00.579 --> 02:34:01.860
What's the category? He needs to get the category.

02:34:02.139 --> 02:34:03.280
I'm going to set... All right, we're going to

02:34:03.280 --> 02:34:06.579
make the category geography like normal. All

02:34:06.579 --> 02:34:09.319
right. Dude, I was literally just going to ask

02:34:09.319 --> 02:34:11.760
ChatGPT to write me a geography trivia question.

02:34:14.280 --> 02:34:18.020
I sent it to you on Facebook. All right, I have

02:34:18.020 --> 02:34:23.559
Casey's. And I have Tyler's. Alright, one second.

02:34:30.340 --> 02:34:39.040
No, not! This is gonna be fucking sick. It's

02:34:39.040 --> 02:34:40.959
tough, Dan, because you can't make it too easy

02:34:40.959 --> 02:34:42.399
or too hard. I know, that's the problem. Do I

02:34:42.399 --> 02:34:44.200
have time to take a piss? Yeah, you have time

02:34:44.200 --> 02:34:53.799
to take a piss. Wait, can we pause during this?

02:34:54.459 --> 02:34:56.459
I don't know how to pause the podcast. No, that's

02:34:56.459 --> 02:34:58.760
all right. All right, guys. You're just listening

02:34:58.760 --> 02:35:00.959
to my narration now. Thank you for bearing with

02:35:00.959 --> 02:35:02.659
me through this learning curve. Do you think

02:35:02.659 --> 02:35:07.299
the girls, you know how all of us guys when Resident

02:35:07.299 --> 02:35:09.879
Evil 8 came out and Mommy Milk Denial was in

02:35:09.879 --> 02:35:12.319
the game, how we all fucking love that? Do you

02:35:12.319 --> 02:35:14.559
think women are going feral over fucking, I know

02:35:14.559 --> 02:35:16.399
they're going feral over Leon. Yes, that's correct.

02:35:16.399 --> 02:35:18.799
But do you think Victor is giving them some shit?

02:35:19.819 --> 02:35:23.659
Victor Gideon? Yeah. I don't think so. Except

02:35:23.659 --> 02:35:25.860
the chicks who really like, like, the fucking

02:35:25.860 --> 02:35:28.159
serial killer murder documentaries that, like,

02:35:28.159 --> 02:35:30.459
fantasize over Jeffrey Dahmer. I bet you they're

02:35:30.459 --> 02:35:33.059
probably getting off to him. Like, look how effortlessly

02:35:33.059 --> 02:35:35.780
he picked up What's -Her -Nuts. I mean, because

02:35:35.780 --> 02:35:39.239
Leon is just... Leon is Leon. Leon's just him.

02:35:39.379 --> 02:35:42.479
Yeah, he is just him. He is just him. There's

02:35:42.479 --> 02:35:44.579
really not another adjective to describe about

02:35:44.579 --> 02:35:51.760
him. All right, I got it, Ally Mac. You got one.

02:35:52.159 --> 02:35:55.860
Hold on a sec. Leon is him. He will continue

02:35:55.860 --> 02:35:59.120
to be him. He has always been him. I have always

02:35:59.120 --> 02:36:03.520
been him. Did you guys see the Trumpula one I

02:36:03.520 --> 02:36:06.180
sent? It was pretty fucking good. Why is Dan

02:36:06.180 --> 02:36:08.659
writing the question? I threw diamonds at the

02:36:08.659 --> 02:36:13.719
strip club under the pyramids. What the fuck

02:36:13.719 --> 02:36:16.989
is this? He's not in the game anymore, retard.

02:36:17.010 --> 02:36:18.370
Is that already up there? I thought we had 3

02:36:18.370 --> 02:36:21.170
,600. It's what I told you. Okay, I see it. All

02:36:21.170 --> 02:36:22.989
right, gentlemen. It's negative 3 ,600. Gentlemen,

02:36:23.090 --> 02:36:25.090
are you ready for your question? I have received

02:36:25.090 --> 02:36:28.909
your wagers. Yeah. All right. That should be

02:36:28.909 --> 02:36:36.670
four or five. How many out of the... I think

02:36:36.670 --> 02:36:38.969
we should do... I think four is... Sufficient?

02:36:42.250 --> 02:36:46.860
I like four. Okay. I like four. Yeah. Four. If

02:36:46.860 --> 02:36:49.600
they both get four, then we'll just move on to

02:36:49.600 --> 02:36:52.520
a double. Wait, no. A double elimination. Come

02:36:52.520 --> 02:36:53.879
up with another one. Well, no, that doesn't work

02:36:53.879 --> 02:36:57.600
because you guys have wagers. If it's a tie,

02:36:57.680 --> 02:37:01.020
it's whoever gets more. All right. I think that's

02:37:01.020 --> 02:37:02.860
a fair question. If it's a tie, we both just

02:37:02.860 --> 02:37:04.780
get the points, but whatever we wager. I'll figure

02:37:04.780 --> 02:37:06.520
it out when the moment happens. That's right.

02:37:06.639 --> 02:37:11.100
Anyways, the question is, name four of the seven

02:37:11.100 --> 02:37:27.969
countries that border Iran. I'm going to start

02:37:27.969 --> 02:37:29.610
watching Jeopardy again. I'm not fucking around

02:37:29.610 --> 02:37:33.190
and losing like this again. I mean, I'll make

02:37:33.190 --> 02:37:35.209
a better board next time too. This one was kind

02:37:35.209 --> 02:37:38.049
of trash. I'm not going to lie. I was spitting

02:37:38.049 --> 02:37:39.909
out a lot of answers though. That was not right.

02:37:40.290 --> 02:37:42.409
That really drove me into the negative. I feel

02:37:42.409 --> 02:37:47.500
like if I just shut up. I feel like if I just

02:37:47.500 --> 02:37:49.200
shut up, I would have been a lot better off.

02:37:49.420 --> 02:37:51.479
You know, Tyler's strategy worked because he

02:37:51.479 --> 02:37:53.819
was shut up for pretty much the first three categories,

02:37:53.920 --> 02:37:55.680
and he started chiming in when he knew shit.

02:37:55.860 --> 02:37:58.639
I will give Tyler credit for that. Sometimes

02:37:58.639 --> 02:38:01.079
that works, though, just spitting shit out because

02:38:01.079 --> 02:38:05.719
you beat people to the punch. Okay. Do I do more

02:38:05.719 --> 02:38:09.379
than four? If I do more than four... You've got

02:38:09.379 --> 02:38:11.739
to lock in four, and then you can add additional,

02:38:11.860 --> 02:38:14.219
but you need to mark them as such. I'm just going

02:38:14.219 --> 02:38:17.280
to go with this. Well, because I don't want him

02:38:17.280 --> 02:38:19.879
to fucking have five countries and four of them

02:38:19.879 --> 02:38:21.780
be right. And then we have to deal with the debacle

02:38:21.780 --> 02:38:23.819
of whether he deserves his points or not. I just

02:38:23.819 --> 02:38:26.760
did four. So Casey, just do four. Your first

02:38:26.760 --> 02:38:29.819
four. Did you guys both lock in answers? Not

02:38:29.819 --> 02:38:32.719
yet. Just do four because that's what I did.

02:38:32.920 --> 02:38:35.020
If you want to do more than four, Casey, you

02:38:35.020 --> 02:38:37.159
can. You just need to specify which four you're

02:38:37.159 --> 02:38:39.260
pulling from for the additional question. Because

02:38:39.260 --> 02:38:40.940
if you get the bonus one wrong, but you got the

02:38:40.940 --> 02:38:44.139
first four right. Okay, all good and fun. You

02:38:44.139 --> 02:38:45.899
have one incorrect answer there, and you don't

02:38:45.899 --> 02:38:48.000
specify which is which. I am not awarding you

02:38:48.000 --> 02:38:50.840
your points. And may God have mercy on your soul.

02:38:51.219 --> 02:38:54.059
What movie is that from? It's Billy Madison.

02:38:54.399 --> 02:39:00.219
Yep. Let me see. I gotta see what I racked, where

02:39:00.219 --> 02:39:02.360
it is. I already put in my thing, so you don't

02:39:02.360 --> 02:39:05.760
gotta worry about it. Well, the question was

02:39:05.760 --> 02:39:10.860
about Iran, so I would fucking... It's what country's

02:39:10.860 --> 02:39:15.760
border Iran, Tyler, not Iraq. Oh, well. If you

02:39:15.760 --> 02:39:20.420
want to change your answers. I'm looking at a

02:39:20.420 --> 02:39:25.100
map right now, so it's not fair. Okay. I'm going

02:39:25.100 --> 02:39:27.940
to play fair. Fucking Christ, you thought it

02:39:27.940 --> 02:39:30.479
was Iraq. Oh, God. Well, I'm fucked. Whatever.

02:39:30.940 --> 02:39:32.559
Well, I mean, it might be close. I was going

02:39:32.559 --> 02:39:34.620
to say, you might still be nailing a handful

02:39:34.620 --> 02:39:36.680
of them. I don't even know where fucking Iraq

02:39:36.680 --> 02:39:38.280
is on that. Casey's having a full -fledged existential

02:39:38.280 --> 02:39:39.780
crisis right now. Actually, it's not an easy

02:39:39.780 --> 02:39:43.040
question. No, it's not. It's not. That's why,

02:39:43.180 --> 02:39:47.540
like, four is sufficient, for sure. Afghanistan's

02:39:47.540 --> 02:39:49.280
fucking huge. But there are seven countries,

02:39:49.440 --> 02:39:51.500
which is like... You're just giving intel to

02:39:51.500 --> 02:39:53.559
the enemy here, Tyler. Just keep in mind that.

02:39:53.979 --> 02:39:58.100
Pakistan, New Delhi, Afghanistan, Kazakhstan,

02:39:58.680 --> 02:40:02.579
Kyrgyzstan, Umlaut. That's a country, apparently.

02:40:02.680 --> 02:40:07.739
Chad, South Africa. Russia, Japan, North Korea,

02:40:07.899 --> 02:40:12.799
South Korea, Africa, just all of Africa. I don't

02:40:12.799 --> 02:40:17.299
care. Oman. Casey, I hate to call a clock on

02:40:17.299 --> 02:40:20.120
you, but I am going to have to ramp up the pressure

02:40:20.120 --> 02:40:24.899
here. Could you read the question again? For

02:40:24.899 --> 02:40:27.340
the purposes of stalling, I will allow that to

02:40:27.340 --> 02:40:32.059
happen once. The question is, what are four of

02:40:32.059 --> 02:40:36.420
the seven countries that border Iran? I think

02:40:36.420 --> 02:40:39.299
I got like three and I missed, I fucked up one.

02:40:40.600 --> 02:40:43.840
Iran is like, is the Middle East. It's like,

02:40:43.860 --> 02:40:45.959
if you just name some countries in the Middle

02:40:45.959 --> 02:40:50.340
East, you'll probably get it. Which I didn't

02:40:50.340 --> 02:40:53.040
realize. Iran would be a tricky fucking puzzle

02:40:53.040 --> 02:40:57.059
piece. Where the fuck is Israel? I can't even

02:40:57.059 --> 02:41:01.360
find it on a map. It's in that general area.

02:41:01.799 --> 02:41:09.440
Casey, you have 30 seconds. Okay. Kuwait isn't

02:41:09.440 --> 02:41:14.899
a country. Kuwait's like a fucking state. 20.

02:41:14.920 --> 02:41:16.959
I'm waiting until the last second to send you

02:41:16.959 --> 02:41:23.770
this. Where the fuck is Israel, dude? I'm trying

02:41:23.770 --> 02:41:29.389
to find it. Ten. It's in this general area. Five.

02:41:29.870 --> 02:41:37.549
Four. Okay. Gentlemen, I have your answers. Yeah,

02:41:37.649 --> 02:41:45.209
I did not get this. All right. Tyler. That's

02:41:45.209 --> 02:41:48.549
wrong. Actually, we're going to start with Casey's

02:41:48.549 --> 02:41:50.950
first because I can find his easier. All right.

02:41:51.450 --> 02:41:57.709
There's Israel. Casey answers with Iraq, Afghanistan,

02:41:58.030 --> 02:42:06.450
Syria, and Uzbekistan. Uzbekistan? Casey, that

02:42:06.450 --> 02:42:10.290
is incorrect. But let's see who has more. Okay.

02:42:10.510 --> 02:42:12.069
Then we'll make them the winner. All right. Well,

02:42:12.170 --> 02:42:21.850
Tyler, your answer was... I think I only got

02:42:21.850 --> 02:42:26.090
two. Israel, Afghanistan, Iraq, and India. You

02:42:26.090 --> 02:42:28.649
got Afghanistan and Iraq, just like Casey did,

02:42:28.750 --> 02:42:30.709
but the other two were incorrect. I know I got

02:42:30.709 --> 02:42:32.629
three. I was thinking of Pakistan. I don't know

02:42:32.629 --> 02:42:35.430
the fourth one. So now, down to the wagers. I

02:42:35.430 --> 02:42:37.430
think I know the fourth one, actually. Now down

02:42:37.430 --> 02:42:39.149
to the wagers. Alright, yeah, I guess I can tell

02:42:39.149 --> 02:42:41.809
you what countries it was. We had Iraq, Turkey,

02:42:42.090 --> 02:42:45.950
Armenia, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan, Afghanistan,

02:42:46.290 --> 02:42:49.309
and Pakistan. Fuck, I was going to say fucking...

02:42:49.769 --> 02:42:51.430
Turkmenistan or Pakistan? I was genuinely...

02:42:51.430 --> 02:42:54.790
I was thinking of the location of Pakistan, and

02:42:54.790 --> 02:42:56.530
I'm like, if it was Pakistan, I would have...

02:42:56.530 --> 02:42:57.930
I would have been... I was gonna say fucking

02:42:57.930 --> 02:42:59.750
Turkey, too. All right, guys. I got three of

02:42:59.750 --> 02:43:01.510
them, right? So just to add to the questions

02:43:01.510 --> 02:43:05.370
here, Dan, you get back to zero because you helped

02:43:05.370 --> 02:43:07.129
me with the question. We'll actually bring you

02:43:07.129 --> 02:43:09.909
up to 2 ,400. Islamabad? Dude, there's a city

02:43:09.909 --> 02:43:13.750
called Islamabad in fucking Pakistan. So, gentlemen,

02:43:13.930 --> 02:43:16.690
the wagers and the answers, you were both incorrect.

02:43:18.440 --> 02:43:25.659
Tyler, you wagered 2 ,000. Casey, you bet it

02:43:25.659 --> 02:43:30.239
all. You bet it all. 41, motherfucker. How do

02:43:30.239 --> 02:43:35.979
I fucking... Tyler wins. Tyler wins! Casey's

02:43:35.979 --> 02:43:39.819
no longer undefeated, motherfucker. Tyler wins!

02:43:40.280 --> 02:43:44.540
Tyler wins. Tyler wins, and to congratulate him,

02:43:44.639 --> 02:43:47.389
I'm going to shut the soundboard off. And we

02:43:47.389 --> 02:43:51.110
are going to get some. Good game. I couldn't

02:43:51.110 --> 02:43:53.709
think of whether Turkey connected to Iran. That

02:43:53.709 --> 02:43:56.590
was a tough question. Because wherever we flew

02:43:56.590 --> 02:44:01.389
from Israel to Iran, that was through Jordan

02:44:01.389 --> 02:44:04.370
and Iraq. Metal pipe falling sound effect! Yeah!

02:44:04.610 --> 02:44:09.829
I would have gotten... Let's go. 41. Very well

02:44:09.829 --> 02:44:12.989
done. 41 -time winner. Casey is no longer undefeated.

02:44:13.149 --> 02:44:15.989
Let's go. Did I get three right, though? What's

02:44:15.989 --> 02:44:19.750
on the other side? Even if you got three right,

02:44:19.909 --> 02:44:22.690
I mean, you bet it all, and he bet 2 ,000. Was

02:44:22.690 --> 02:44:26.149
Syria one of them? Syria was not one of them.

02:44:26.170 --> 02:44:27.750
Syria's connected to him. Never mind. I think

02:44:27.750 --> 02:44:30.149
you both got two. Yeah. I think you both had

02:44:30.149 --> 02:44:31.829
two. That was tough. Even three would have been

02:44:31.829 --> 02:44:35.579
actually fair. I'm not going to lie. I think

02:44:35.579 --> 02:44:38.200
I would have got Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Iraq.

02:44:38.559 --> 02:44:41.479
I think I would have had three. Yeah. I don't

02:44:41.479 --> 02:44:42.739
think I would have been able to get the other

02:44:42.739 --> 02:44:46.340
ones. Well, I'm going to go home now. Tyler wins.

02:44:47.420 --> 02:44:49.780
Well, I'll be better at the soundboard. What

02:44:49.780 --> 02:44:54.200
else is new? I beat the undefeated. Dude, I came

02:44:54.200 --> 02:44:57.149
in clutch at the end. That was five hours of

02:44:57.149 --> 02:44:59.250
silence being randomly broken by a metal pipe.

02:44:59.370 --> 02:45:00.950
Oh, I was trying to find the theme song. That's

02:45:00.950 --> 02:45:02.430
my favorite fucking video. I don't know what

02:45:02.430 --> 02:45:03.790
to tell you about. Dude, this hookah has got

02:45:03.790 --> 02:45:08.309
to be an every pod thing. We're all getting cancer.

02:45:08.430 --> 02:45:11.270
Where's the theme song? I can't find the fucking

02:45:11.270 --> 02:45:13.389
here. I'm going to give Casey. I mean, I'm going

02:45:13.389 --> 02:45:15.590
to give Tyler a delayed. Just type Jeopardy theme.

02:45:16.010 --> 02:45:20.010
2008. Jeopardy. If we should get some more. Jeopardy

02:45:20.010 --> 02:45:23.170
theme. No, he gets the fucking winner. Like get

02:45:23.170 --> 02:45:26.129
some different flavors. Yeah. Is this better

02:45:26.129 --> 02:45:29.389
for you than... No, it's way worse. Is it? It's

02:45:29.389 --> 02:45:34.370
17 cigarettes. No. Yeah. No shit. This is a winning

02:45:34.370 --> 02:45:36.549
song. I've been going crazy. You get the prices

02:45:36.549 --> 02:45:42.590
right. Tyler wins. It's not worse than a cigar,

02:45:42.670 --> 02:45:45.799
dude. Yeah, there's no way, dude. Dude, when

02:45:45.799 --> 02:45:47.540
I smoke a cigar, my mouth feels like it's filled

02:45:47.540 --> 02:45:49.760
with tar. Yeah, this has water in it. Yeah, we

02:45:49.760 --> 02:45:51.760
should buy some more, though. Where do you even

02:45:51.760 --> 02:45:56.700
get the shit for it? I think I order it online

02:45:56.700 --> 02:46:00.540
from a hookah tobacco. Or there's a tobacco store

02:46:00.540 --> 02:46:02.620
by my house. Yeah, Smoker's Choice definitely

02:46:02.620 --> 02:46:04.040
has it. Casey, take this thing back because I

02:46:04.040 --> 02:46:05.559
don't know how to end this podcast. All right.

02:46:05.680 --> 02:46:09.079
I think mint would be the best. I love mint.

02:46:09.319 --> 02:46:13.120
We all like menthol. I don't like cancer. Dude,

02:46:13.120 --> 02:46:15.159
I'll pick some up before next time. Yeah. I don't

02:46:15.159 --> 02:46:17.659
like cancer, bro. I fucking love hookah. I don't

02:46:17.659 --> 02:46:19.840
fuck with the cancer, bro. Dude, hookah is going

02:46:19.840 --> 02:46:22.420
to be the new fucking thing down here. We're

02:46:22.420 --> 02:46:24.139
all going to be smoking hookah. Dan, I'm getting

02:46:24.139 --> 02:46:27.180
a steering wheel tomorrow. Are you? I'm fucking

02:46:27.180 --> 02:46:28.940
pumped. Dude, did you see the hoodie, though?

02:46:29.040 --> 02:46:32.239
I got that. Oh, shit. All right. Well, thanks

02:46:32.239 --> 02:46:34.299
for listening to Untitled Podcast. Oh, we never

02:46:34.299 --> 02:46:38.299
said. We never edited it. No. As always, Randy

02:46:38.299 --> 02:46:41.420
Walters is a son of a bitch. And each other.

02:46:41.479 --> 02:46:45.209
Be kind to yourselves. And each other. We out.

02:46:45.370 --> 02:46:52.850
Fuck off! For all we know, robots have souls.

02:46:52.950 --> 02:46:55.170
We just don't know if they do or don't. How do

02:46:55.170 --> 02:46:59.270
you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

02:47:02.229 --> 02:47:04.790
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this

02:47:04.790 --> 02:47:10.430
planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down

02:47:10.430 --> 02:47:13.879
this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's

02:47:13.879 --> 02:47:16.299
people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

02:47:17.700 --> 02:47:21.020
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the pyramid

02:47:21.020 --> 02:47:23.639
come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come

02:47:23.639 --> 02:47:25.079
from? You're telling me that they didn't die

02:47:25.079 --> 02:47:28.719
and become ghosts? They're killing all the already

02:47:28.719 --> 02:47:31.559
born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens

02:47:31.559 --> 02:47:36.959
exist. Somewhere in China, in some base, there

02:47:36.959 --> 02:47:39.959
are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10

02:47:39.959 --> 02:47:42.940
feet tall. Oh my god. Okay, so if they constantly

02:47:42.940 --> 02:47:47.000
take on from our planet, then they are extraterrestrials.

02:47:47.000 --> 02:48:16.659
They are aliens. before my eyes, while holding

02:48:16.659 --> 02:48:20.139
their pulse, feel them die of this virus, you

02:48:20.139 --> 02:48:23.200
feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing, they're

02:48:23.200 --> 02:48:25.840
fucking gone, I've seen it happen, I think that

02:48:25.840 --> 02:48:28.940
the government has taken it to the next level

02:48:28.940 --> 02:48:35.139
with the birds, they know what birds are going

02:48:35.139 --> 02:48:37.639
to cross paths with you, that you are going to

02:48:37.639 --> 02:48:39.399
be able to raise, and they are going to make

02:48:39.399 --> 02:48:41.639
them so fucking real, they're going to sink money

02:48:41.639 --> 02:48:43.940
into them, because they know that if you Put

02:48:43.940 --> 02:48:45.719
that motherfucker in a cage, they're gonna be

02:48:45.719 --> 02:48:47.319
able to convince you that thing's fucking real.

02:48:47.399 --> 02:48:49.200
You can cut it open, you're gonna see blood guts,

02:48:49.260 --> 02:48:51.120
no circuitry, but let me tell you, their technology

02:48:51.120 --> 02:48:54.840
is absolutely inviolable. Which, by the way,

02:48:54.860 --> 02:49:35.469
big brother, is the Overlord Tooth. George Soros

02:49:35.469 --> 02:49:38.750
is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not

02:49:38.750 --> 02:49:41.649
fucking lying. It's fucking real, okay? Look

02:49:41.649 --> 02:49:44.770
it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing

02:49:44.770 --> 02:49:46.930
this shit. George Soros actually worked with

02:49:46.930 --> 02:49:49.610
the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. He says

02:49:49.610 --> 02:49:51.790
that he was doing it just to survive, but he

02:49:51.790 --> 02:49:53.950
fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking

02:49:53.950 --> 02:49:56.670
time doing this shit. George Soros is the fucking

02:49:56.670 --> 02:49:59.930
devil, okay? He's not fucking doing this shit,

02:49:59.969 --> 02:50:02.930
George Soros is the fucking evil. He's the actual

02:50:02.930 --> 02:50:17.799
fucking Don't show up!