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to Untitled Podcast Episode 135 I'm Casey, I'm
here By myself starting the episode early Waiting
for the other podcast members and guests And
we got big news this week We got uh President
Trump's State of the Union. We got the Epstein
files, finally. Jeffrey Epstein might still be
alive, never know, but I thought while we were
waiting for the other members, we would react
to President Trump's State of the Union. All
I can say is that it left me speechless, so you'll
have to see how it leaves you, but I just, I
just, I'm just speechless with it right now.
So we're going to play it and react and enjoy.
Tonight, President Trump's State of the Union
address, his high stakes message, a critical
moment for this president in this midterm election
year. ABC News live coverage starts right now.
Tonight, from the nation's capital, President
Donald J. Trump, with so much at stake, and the
first votes in the crucial midterm elections
about to be cast, the president addressing the
American people. This is an ABC News special,
The State of the Union and the Democratic Response.
Now reporting from Washington, David Muir. And
good evening, everyone, from the nation's capital.
It is great to have you with us tonight. We are
just moments away from President Donald Trump's
State of the Union address to Congress and, of
course, to the American people. I'm joined by
the ABC News powerhouse political team, both
right here in the studio with me and right there
in the chamber tonight. President Trump knows
millions will be watching tonight amid tough
new polls for him. And in this critical moment
in this midterm election year, the president's
wife in the chamber will be downstairs in a minute.
He's expected to declare tonight. Four Supreme
Court justices, five of them skipped it after
Trump said they were fucking, you know, stupid
for telling him that he couldn't just institute
tariffs. The minority leader, Hakeem Jeffries,
had said if you can't behave, he would rather
you not be in the chamber. But that's not the
sole strategy here, Lindsay Davis. You talked
with Democratic leaders tonight who said... they
thought that their purpose would be better suited
elsewhere exactly and from our estimate we're
hearing at least 73 democrats decided not to
show up tonight the breakdown about 59 in the
house 14 in the senate earlier today i had the
chance to talk with democratic with clark clark
who said that she feels that the focus of the
state of the union should be the american people
and so she described not wanting to i mean i
agree with skipping if you're opposed to all
this and i agree with skipping the state of the
union Or just going and protesting, you know,
like Al Green did, holding up the sign that said
black people aren't apes. The Muslim senator,
I forgot her name, the congresswoman, shouting
out, you know, when Trump was saying, how can
you not stand all you guys are scumbags? You
know, she was shouting out, like, you're killing
people. I mean, if you're going to go, you can
protest, but you want to see what's going on
with your union and how fucking bad it is, then
you might want to go, oh, there's Tulsi, Tulsi
Gabbard. Also known as Cruella de Vil. Melania.
There's a petition to deport her back to Slovenia.
Actually, that would be fucking funny. We got
Kristi Noem. uh but deeply uncomfortable with
the images out of minneapolis when it comes to
renee goode and alex pretty yeah the president
knows that he is battling against those poll
numbers we know that our poll shows that we talk
about it i don't know we'll even talk about immigration
of course one of the key issues that propelled
him back to the white house and he is going to
try tonight or have to do tonight to straddle
that balance to tell this whole entire speech
he didn't mention uh jeffrey epstein once concerns
with the way that his ICE operations have been
enforced across this country. Of course, David,
it comes as we are in the middle of this partial
government shutdown. Democrats refusing to fund
the Department of Homeland Security until the
president makes reforms to his immigration enforcement
tactics. I would probably refuse to fund the
Department of Homeland Security if they were,
you know, killing innocent civilians. I don't
know if you saw that Alex Brady video, but...
a State of the Union address. You can see some
of the FTCs here in the chamber tonight. I want
to show you a keynote that people at home, you
know we've been reporting on this for the last
couple of days, the rebuke from the Supreme Court
when it comes to President Trump's tariffs. Members
of the Supreme Court right there in the chamber
tonight, four of the justices are standing, and
it will be very interesting to watch this dynamic
because as the president is standing before that
chamber, you have to keep in mind that the justices
are really only a few feet away from him. It
was just a year ago. We remember seeing that
image of John Roberts, the Chief Justice, President
Trump shaking his hand and actually mouthing
the words, thank you to the Chief Justice. John
Roberts, just like Chief Justice John Roberts,
just like J .D. Vance was a sycophant. He just
sucks up to whoever, who's ever in charge. He
was appointed by George W. Bush. And I don't
know. He just kind of goes with the flow. I don't
think he's a good chief justice. Oh, is that
AOC? Oh, no, that's not. But God bless them.
radical left. He spoke about them as if they
were beholden to foreign interests. Really quite
a display, something we've really never seen
an American president talk about the Supreme
Court that way. I get the sense that tonight...
The message will be somewhat different. David,
you and I had a chance to have lunch with the
president today as a preview to this speech.
So Trump called the Supreme Court justices a
disgrace to our nation after they ruled six to
three against him on the tariffs. And I think
we'll pull some of those punches tonight. The
doors are now open in the chamber, John. Thanks
so much. we are expected to hear the announcement
the president has arrived for the state of the
united states oh here he comes it was a fortunate
ruling from the united states supreme court a
very unfortunate ruling trump said um Trump called
the justices who voted down his terror plan a
disgrace to our nation. But fucking Clarence
Thomas, he's skipping it. He voted, you know,
he voted to help Trump. He's skipping it too.
But he called the fucking whole Supreme Court
a disgrace to our nation. So, I don't know. Fucking
Clarence Thomas was in the Epstein Files. Fucking
kids too, so. You never know. It is customary
for the anchors of the networks and some of the
cable news hosts to be invited to the White House
under Republican presidents, under Democrat presidents.
On the day of the State of the Union, the president
didn't get a few of us for lunch, and he made
it very clear that he will address the economy
tonight. Obviously, the polls, this White House
is very aware of his handling of the economy
in terms of the American people. Yeah, you can
look at Pam Bondi says the stock market's over
50 ,000. The rich people are getting richer.
You know, it's in your retirement fund, but your
fucking grocery prices. If you want to look at
how the middle class and the lower class are
doing, you have to look at grocery prices, not
fucking stocks. They don't own stocks. Let's
see if we can get Dan in here. Black people are
not apes. And they kicked him out for holding
a sign. Is that not the First Amendment that
you can hold, you know, you can protest whenever
you want? Well, I don't understand why they kicked
him out. We just saw the president obviously
shake the Chief Justice's hand. There's Justice
Elena Kagan, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett.
Of course, he chose Amy Coney Barrett for the
bench. She was one of the justices who did not
vote in this favor. Monkeys. So he's holding
a sign that says black people aren't apes. And
they kick him out. What is that? Like if any
other fucking president did that, they'd be done
for. Oh, Trump, yeah, he's a fucking clown. He's
just another fucking... He can do what he wants.
in their wallets 57 disapprove of his handling
of the economy and of course as we've been discussing
this comes just four days some boy jd vance and
mike johnson behind them stand up and clap this
term affordability really gets under his skin
he has said on the one hand i've won on affordability
and on the other he says this affordability crisis
was created by my predecessor so it'll be curious
to see how he tackles affordability and what
the american people are feeling at the grocery
store and costs of utilities and housing and
what have you. I just want to point your attention
at home. Members of Congress, I have the high
privilege and distinct honor of presenting to
you the President of the United States. There
you have it, the Speaker of the House with George
Washington's gavel tonight, introducing President
Trump. Let's listen. Well, thank you very much,
everybody. It's really an honor. Speaker Johnson,
Vice President Vance, First Lady. You don't hear
the laugh so hard when fucking Melania Trump
gets deported back to Slovakia. Second Lady of
the United States. God, Grady Vance's wife. Don't
know her name. Don't really care either. Members
of Congress and my fellow americans our nation
is back bigger better richer and stronger than
ever before you see the right side of the aisle
right side of congress standing up and clapping
and the democrats less than five months from
now our country will celebrate like i've been
doing for a year in american history the 250th
anniversary of our glorious American independence.
This July 4th, we will mark two and a half centuries
of liberty and triumph, progress and freedom
in the most incredible and exceptional nation
ever to exist on the face of the earth. And you've
seen nothing yet. We're going to do better and
better and better. This is the golden age of
America. When I last spoke in this chamber 12
months ago, I had just inherited a nation in
crisis with a stagnant economy, inflation at
record levels, a wide open border, horrendous
recruitment for military and police, rampant
crime at home, and wars and chaos all over the
world. But tonight, after just one year, I can
say with dignity and pride that we have achieved
a transformation like no one has ever seen before
and a turnaround for the ages. It is indeed a
turnaround for the ages. We will never go back
to where we were just a very short time ago.
We're not going back. Today our border is secure.
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! Thank you.
Today our border is secure. Our spirit is restored.
Inflation is plummeting. Incomes are rising fast.
The roaring economy is roaring like never before.
And our enemies are scared. Our military and
police are stacked. And America is respected
again, perhaps like never before. I don't know.
I think in the Olympics, I think every other
country in the world booed J .D. Vance and America
for the fucking fascism that's been going on
for the last year. I don't think America is respected.
I think America is fucking embarrassed by you.
Zero illegal aliens have been admitted to the
United States. No fucking way you can say that.
You're telling me that you can say across the
entire U .S.-Mexican border. It's what, fucking
2 ,000 miles? Nobody sneaked over? But we will
always allow people to come in legally, people
that will love our country and will work hard
to maintain our country. The flow of deadly fentanyl
across our border is down by a record 56 percent
in one year. And last year, the murder rate saw
its single largest decline in recorded history.
This is the biggest decline — think of it — in
recorded history. The lowest number in over 125
years year 1900 in fact substantially before
my wonderful father i had a wonderful father
fred before he was born substantially before
he was born that's a long time ago he wouldn't
like me to say that but that's a long time ago
the biden administration and its allies in congress
gave us the worst inflation in the history of
our country But in 12 months, my administration
has driven core inflation down to the lowest
level in more than five years. And in the last
three months of 2025, it was down to 1 .7%. Let's
do a fact check on that. Gasoline, which reached
a peak of over $6 a gallon in some states under
my predecessor, it was quite honestly a disaster,
is now below $2 .30 a gallon in most states and
in some places $1 .99 a gallon. And when I visited
the great state of Iowa just a few weeks ago,
I even saw $1 .85 a gallon for gasoline. Mortgage
rates are the lowest in four years and falling
fast. And the annual cost of a typical new mortgage
is down almost $5 ,000 just since I took office.
One year. And low interest rates will solve the
Biden -created housing problem well. at the same
time protecting the values of those people who
already own a house that really feel rich for
the first time in their lives. We want to protect
those values. We want to keep those values up.
We're going to do both. $4 ,000. And we are going
to keep it that way. The average family pays
$4 ,000 a year for the tariffs that Trump has
instituted since he became president. So that's
an extra 4K a year that you're paying. substantially
less. In 12 months, I secured commitments for
more than $18 trillion, pouring in from all over
the globe. Think of it. Much less than $1 trillion
for four years versus much more than $18 trillion
for one year. What a difference a president makes.
A short time ago, we were a dead country. Now,
we are the hottest country anywhere in the world.
You're just using this fucking thing to say,
I'm Donald Trump. Fucking worship me. I'm the
man, right? That's all this fucking presidency
is. As thousands of new businesses are forming
in factories, plants, and laboratories are being
built, We have added 70 ,000 new construction
jobs in just a very short period of time. It's
getting bigger and bigger and stronger. Nobody
can believe what they're watching. American oil
production is up by more than 600 ,000 barrels
a day, and we just received from our new friend
and partner, Venezuela, more than 80 million
barrels of oil. We just received it because we're
sending fucking... Military troops to go on the
ships and kidnap the, fucking take over the oil
ships and steal it and come to the United States.
We got fucking 80 billion barrels of oil from
Venezuela that we stole. You fucking dick. More
Americans are working today than at any time.
in the history of our country. Think about that.
Any time in the history of our country, more
working today. And 100 % of all jobs created
under my administration have been in the private
sector. You know, I saw a thing today that Trump
wants to deport anybody who doesn't have a job
because that would, you know, make America great
again. So I guess me and Dan are getting deported.
We ended DEI in America. We ended diversity,
inclusion, and equality in America. Let's applaud
it. We cut a record number of job -killing regulations,
and in one year, we have lifted 2 .4 million
Americans a record off of food stamps. And for
all of these reasons, I say tonight, members
of Congress, the state of our union is strong.
Trying to beat George Bush. Exact same thing
he said after 9 -11. They wanted to say the state
of our union is strong. Exact same words. Not
original. Our country is winning again. In fact,
we're winning so much that we really don't know
what to do about it. People are asking me, please,
please, please, Mr. President, we're winning
too much. We can't take it anymore. We're not
used to winning in our country. Until you came
along, we're just always losing, but now we're
winning too much. And I say, no, no, no, you're
going to win again. You're going to win big.
You're going to win bigger than ever. And to
prove that point. Israel's winning. To prove
that point. The pedophiles are winning. Here
with us tonight is a group of winners. The white
supremacists are winning. The Jews are winning.
The men's gold medal Olympic hockey team. The
Americans are winning. I don't know. Probably
not. Here comes the hockey team. Men's hockey
team. Gold medal. And he just fucking uses them
as a showboat of fucking USA. We got the fucking
hockey medal, which is great, by the way, but
that fucking goal was amazing. But, you know,
fucking Trump's parading them around serving
them McDonald's hamburgers. Well, given the guy,
the goalie, the Medal of Freedom, which... Oh,
that's fine with me. I think he deserves it.
Jack Hughes scored the winning goal. Why not
give him the medal of freedom? He scored the
winning goal. He knocked three of his fucking
teats out. Give him a fucking medal of freedom.
That's the first time I've ever seen them get
up. And actually, not all of them did get up.
But they beat a fantastic Canadian team in overtime,
as everybody saw, as did the American women,
who will soon be coming to the White House. office
before and I just want to say a second very big
congratulations to Team USA but I have to say
that and I told them this and we took a vote
of the team I said anybody votes no I'm not doing
it so they stood there and they weren't about
to say no. I think I've had 46 shots on gold
and I asked him... the one shot the one where
you put your stick in the back and it hit the
neck of your stick and bounced off do you practice
that it was that little lucky he refused to answer
that question but i just want to tell you that
the members of this great hockey squad will be
very happy to hear based on their vote and my
vote and in this case my vote was more important
that i will soon be presenting Connor with our
highest civilian honor which we will be given
and which has been given to many athletes over
the years But when I say many not too many like
12 It's called the highest honor in our country
the Presidential Medal of Freedom Many athletes
have received the Medal of Freedom, the highest
US Civilian honor, including Muhammad Ali, Bill
Russell, Jackie Robinson, Michael Jordan, Tiger
Woods. Great athletes have gotten that. Very
great. The best. And I thought he deserved it.
And I did take a vote. Every single one of them.
I said, I'm not giving it if anybody goes no.
Every single one of them rapidly put up their
hand. So I want to thank you. What a special
job you did. What special champions you are.
Thank you very much. dave ruth mariano rivera
got it arnold palmer tiger woods jack mccullough
uh simone biles jesse ellens defied the nazis
of the 1936 i'm also pleased to say that the
next time the olympic torch is lit it will be
here in america for the 2028 olympics and it's
the summer version right in los angeles we're
going to do a good job in los angeles oh well
you might be in jail by then I'm going to be
watching it on the TV in the rec room. Who knows?
Maybe if the Democrats win the election, like
Mike Johnson says, if the Democrats win the election,
we're fucked. This is the end of Trump's presidency.
So I'm going to be watching that from the rec
room. And I must say, I got them both. I got
them in my first term. And I was disappointed
because I didn't think I'd be. the president
when this happened. Oh, Kareem Abdul -Jabbar.
Strange things took place. Magic Johnson. Jerry
West. He was the symbol of the NBA. FIFA World
Cup. And I wanted to claim the 250th, but I didn't
get away with that one. I couldn't claim that
one for myself. But we're getting the World Cup.
So we have the World Cup and the Olympics coming.
And that is exciting news. So this will be a
year to celebrate our country and the heroes
who have kept it free, men like Buddy Taggart.
At age 17, Buddy volunteered to defend America
in World War II, serving in the Pacific under
the great General Douglas MacArthur. he fought
bravely in the famous battle of manila worked
so hard he was badly wounded and almost killed
by enemy machine guns in luzon and 81 years ago
this month he liberated the largest internment
camp in the philippines one of the largest anywhere
in the world but he earned many honors including
a purple heart and a bronze star came home started
a family and tonight He is in the gallery looking
forward to July 4th, 2026, his 100th birthday.
Turned 100 on July 4th. This is Trump's golden
boy. We got a fucking World War II veteran that
turned... 100 on July 4th, 2036. That's my fucking
boy. Everybody will like him. That will fucking
distract me. That will fucking distract me from
the empty vials, right? So, buddy, you're a brave
man, and we salute you. Even in times of challenge,
setback, and immense heartache, the spirit of
1776 has always shown through very brightly.
It was July 4th of last year when floodwaters
tore through a girl's summer camp in Central
Texas. One of the worst things I've ever seen.
I was there, rising 26 feet in the matter of
minutes, tragically claiming many, many lives.
You all remember that one? As the waters threatened
to sweep her away, 11 -year -old Millie Kate
McClaymond closed her eyes and prayed to God.
She thought she was going to die. Those prayers
were answered when Coast Guard rescue swimmer
Scott Ruskin descended from a helicopter above.
Nobody knew where he came from. It was Scott's
first ever rescue mission. A young guy, but very
brave. Very, very top. Always top in his class.
And he lifted not just Millie Kate, but 164 others
to safety. People watched Scott from a distance,
and they couldn't believe what they were seeing.
The winds were blowing, the rain was pouring,
everything was going, and that rapid water, nobody
had ever seen anything like it. They said, wow,
that's something. Tonight, Scott and Millie Kate
are here together, reunited for the very first
time. Thank you, Scott, Millie Kate. I don't
know what the fuck he's talking about with this
one, but... And Petty Officer Ruskin, I'm pleased
to inform you that I am now awarding you the
Legion of Merit for Extraordinary Heroism, which
is what it was. Extraordinary Heroism. Thank
you. And I'd like to have the military aid to
please come down and take care of the service.
Military aid. Thank you very much. Take care
of that very important service. Thank you very
much. From 1776 to today, every generation of
Americans has stepped forward to defend life,
liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. They're
really doing it for the next generation. But
now it's our turn. Together, we're building a
nation where every child has the chance to reach
higher and go further, where government answers
to the people, not the powerful, and where the
interests of hardworking American citizens are
always our first and ultimate concern. That is
the debt we owe to the heroes who came before
us, and that is the promise we must keep. to
America for our 250th year. Last year, I urged
this Congress to begin the mission by passing
the largest tax cuts in American history, and
our Republican majorities delivered so beautifully.
Thank you, Republicans. Thank you, Republicans.
Tax cuts for the rich, making the wealthy wealthier.
Hopefully, your trickle -down economics will
work. And the middle class and the lower class
get to play out. All Democrats, every single
one of them, voted against these really important
and very necessary massive tax cuts. Yeah, the
Democrats voted against them. The tax cuts were
the risk. They wanted large -scale tax increases
to hurt the people instead. But we held strong
and with the great Chuck Schumer. He's in the
audience. We gave you no tax on tips, no tax
on overtime, and no tax on Social Security for
our great senior. I agree with the no tax on
Social Security, but... No, also no tax on the
road. And we also made interest on auto loans
tax deductible the first time, but only if the
car is made in America. Recently in Pennsylvania,
I met Megan Hemhauser, a devoted mom whose homeschools
her children. Beautiful. Two children during
the day while waiting tables at night as her
husband works overtime operating very heavy equipment.
Megan is here this evening and she's happy to
tell you that she is so, so much richer because
with no tax on tips, no tax on overtime and her
expanded child tax credit done again by Republicans,
Megan and her husband. will take home more than
$5 ,000 extra just for the year, cutting her
tax bill in more than half. Megan, please stand
up. We're fighting for you, Megan. Thank you,
Megan. Thank you, Megan. We're fighting for you,
Megan. Under our bill, parents like Megan can
also activate their children's brand -new Trump
accounts. And I didn't name it. I did not name
that. Nobody believes me, but I did not name
it. It was named by a very tall man standing
right there in the third row. Nice man, a good
man. Tax -free investment accounts for... every
American child. This is something that's so special
and has taken off and gone through the roof.
Millions will be pre -funded, courtesy of the
U .S. Treasury and private individuals like Michael
and Susan Dell, who have donated $6 ,250 ,000
,000 to fund the Trump accounts for 25 million
American children. They're great people. the
donated six billion dollars how rich are they
jesus christ when i asked michael how do you
make all that money he said well i just sat on
my dorm in school and i made computers and sell
them to people and i just kept selling and selling
and selling and Pretty amazing story. That's
called the American Dream. He sold a lot of computers,
a lot of those laptops. So I congratulate him
on that. But I really thank him and Susan, as
well as others like Brad Gerstner, a very tremendous
guy. He was behind it right from the beginning.
Brad Gerstner. Thank you, Brad. So with modest
additional contributions, these young people's
accounts could grow to over $100 ,000 or more
by the time they turn 18. Think of it. How much
money is that for somebody that started with
nothing? Over $100 ,000. It could be much more
than that. To make this investment in our children's
future, go to TrumpAccounts .gov. TrumpAccounts
.gov. And a lot of people are doing it. It's
setting every record in the book. Did you hear
that? Go to TrumpAccount .gov. What it was going
to take. I'm so proud of them. I'm so proud of
the people that got it started. Now it's just
taken off. One of the primary reasons for our
country's stunning economic turnaround. The biggest
in history where the Dow Jones broke 50 ,000
four years ahead of schedule. The Dow is 50 ,000.
We're tariffs. I used these tariffs, took in
hundreds of billions of dollars to make great
deals for our country, both economically and
on a national security basis. Everything was
working well. Countries that were ripping us
off for decades are now paying us hundreds of
billions of dollars. They were ripping us so
badly. You all know that. Everybody knows it.
Even the Democrats know it. They just don't want
to say it. and yet these countries are now happy
and so are we we made deals the deals are all
done and they're happy why does jd van toys look
like someone just punched him in the face and
22 nobel prize winners in economics didn't they
got it totally wrong they got it really wrong
And then just four days ago, an unfortunate ruling
from the United States Supreme Court. It just
came down. It came down. Very unfortunate ruling.
But the good news is that almost all countries
and corporations want to keep the deal that they
already made. Right, Scott? Knowing that the
legal power that I, as president, have to make
a new deal could be far worse for them. And therefore
they will continue to work along the same successful
path that we had negotiated before the Supreme
Court's unfortunate involvement. So despite the
disappointing ruling, they're zooming on the
Supreme Court and they just look fucking sour.
It's saving our country the kind of money we're
taking in. They're just like, fuck you, man.
Any of the wars I settled was because of the
threat of tariffs. I wouldn't have been able
to settle them without... But if the Supreme
Court and Congress says that you can't institute
tariffs without approval from all three branches
of government, and you fucking do it anyway,
I'm going to put 15 % tariffs on global needs.
Just because you said I couldn't do it. That's
a dictator. Actually, it's paid for by Americans
because we are paying $4 ,000 a year for your
tariffs, but you're giving a tariff rebate check
to companies. And they're not even paying for
it. So companies are just getting richer. But
we're paying for all your tariffs. Trillions
and trillions of dollars will continue pouring
into the United States of America because we
finally have a president who puts America first.
Put America first. I love America. America first.
Actually, Israel first. America second. Make
Israel great again, bro. For decades before I
came along, we had the exact opposite. From trade
to healthcare, from energy to immigration, everything
was stolen and rigged in order to drain the wealth
out of the productive, hardworking people who
make our country great, who make our country
run. Under Biden and his corrupt partners in
Congress and beyond, it reached a breaking point
with the Green News scam, open borders for everyone.
They poured in by the millions and millions from
prisons, from mental institutions. They were
murderers, 11 ,888 murders. They came into our
country. You allowed that to happen. And record
-setting inflation that cost the typical family
$34 ,000 in just a speck of time. Now the same
people in this chamber who voted for those disasters
suddenly used the word affordability. A word?
They just used it. Somebody gave it to them,
knowing full well that they caused and created
the increased prices that all of our citizens
had to endure. You caused that problem. You caused
that problem. The Democrats caused the problem
of increased grocery prices that you have control
of. Blaming the other side. You know, that's
what's going to bring America together. This
is the problem. Trump and his fucking people
just want to blame the other side. Their policies
created the high prices. Our policies are rapidly
ending them. We are doing really well. Those
prices are plummeting downward. It's not going
to end well for them. It's not going to end well.
The price of eggs is down 60%. Elizabeth Warren.
They show her. She looks fucking mortified. The
cost of chicken, butter, food, hotels, automobiles,
rent is lower today than when I took office by
a lot. And even beef, which was very high, is
starting to come down significantly. Just hold
on a little while. We're getting it down. And
soon you will see numbers that few people would
think were possible. I mean, that's why he said
the hockey team, you know, big backs. Beef is
a record low. It's like another big tax cut.
I'm also confronting one of the biggest ripoffs
of our times, the crushing cost of health care
caused by you since the passage of the Unaffordable
Care Act. sometimes referred to as Obamacare,
a big insurance company that's gotten rich. It
was meant for the insurance companies, not for
the people, with our government giving them hundreds
and hundreds of billions of dollars a year as
their stock prices soared 1 ,000, 1 ,200, 1 ,400,
and even 1 ,700 percent, like nothing else. That's
why I introduced the great health care plan.
I want to stop all payments to big insurance
companies and instead give that money directly
to the people so they can buy their own health
care, which will be better health care at a much
lower cost. Where's my health care? Where's my
money for the fucking health care? Because as
I see it, health care costs more than fucking
housing. Health care costs more than rent right
now. You pay fucking $1 ,500, $2 ,000 in health
care a month. Why not just give guaranteed health
care to the people? They can fucking give money
to the people and they can pay fucking more than
their fucking rent or mortgage for health care.
I'm also ending the wildly inflated cost of prescription
drugs. And that money goes back to the insurance
companies. Again, it just benefits companies.
It doesn't benefit the people. Other presidents
tried to do it, but they never could. They tried.
Most didn't try, actually. But they tried. They
said they tried. They couldn't do it. They didn't
even come close. They were all talk and no action,
but I got it done. Under my just -enacted, most
favored nation agreements, Americans, who have
for decades paid by far the highest prices of
any nation anywhere in the world for prescription
drugs, will now pay the lowest price anywhere
in the world for drugs. Anywhere. The lowest
price. I don't have health care, so I'm paying
out of pocket for prescription drugs right now.
What? Strange things happen. I took prescription
drugs, a very big part of health care, from the
highest price in the entire world to the lowest.
That's a big achievement. The result is price
differences of 300, 400, 500, 600 percent and
more. all available right now at a new website
called trumprx .gov. And I didn't name that one
either, by the way. Just go to trumprx .gov,
by the way. My new website. And here tonight
is the very first customer ever to get that big
discount, and it is big, Catherine Rayner. For
five years, she and her husband have struggled
with infertility, and they turned to IVF. One
drug has been costing Catherine $4 ,000 to purchase.
But a few weeks ago, she logged onto the TrumpRx
website and got that same drug that cost $4 ,000,
got it for under $500, a reduction of much more,
actually, than $3 ,500. Catherine, we are all
praying for you, and you're going to be a great
mom. Right, but why not just make all drugs free
to Americans? Why not make, you know, healthcare
free? Why not make pharmacies free? You don't
have to worry about how much it costs. How much
do I have to pay the insurance company? Provide
fucking Americans with care that they need to
sustain their lives. One of the only countries
that doesn't guarantee free health care, by the
way, is the United States of America. Energy
demand from AI data centers could unfairly drive
up their electric utility bills. Tonight, I'm
pleased to announce that I have negotiated the
new ratepayer protection pledge. You know what
that is. We're telling the major tech companies
that they have the obligation to provide for
their own power needs. They can build their own
power plants as part of their factory. so that
no one's prices will go up and in many cases
prices of electricity will go down for the community
and very substantially down this is a unique
strategy never used in this country before we
have an old grid it could never handle the kind
of numbers the amount of electricity that's needed
so i'm telling them they can build their own
plant they're going to produce their own electricity
it will ensure the company's ability to get electricity
while at the same time lowering prices of electricity
for you and could be very substantial for all
of you cities and towns. You're going to see
some good things happen over the next number
of years. Another pillar of the American dream
that has been under attack is homeownership.
With us tonight is Rachel Wiggins, a mom of two
from Houston. She placed bids on 20 homes and
lost all of those bids to gigantic investment
firms that bypassed inspection, paid all cash,
and turned those houses into rentals, stealing
away her American dream. She was devastated.
Stories like this are why last month I signed
executive order to ban large Wall Street investment
firms from buying up into thousands single -family
homes. And now I'm asking Congress to make that
ban permanent because homes for people. Really,
that's what we want. We want homes for people,
not for corporations. Corporations are doing
just fine. Ray Sal, thank you very much. Good
luck with your home. You'll get one soon. We'll
see. We're also working to make it easier for
Americans to save for retirement. And under this
administration, we will always protect Social
Security and Medicare. They are not protecting
it. For our seniors, we will always protect Social
Security, Medicare, Medicaid. But I think the
right will to get rid of the retirement. The
typical 401K balance is up by at least $30 ,000.
That's a lot of money. We have millions and millions
of people because the stock market has done so
well, setting all those records. Your 401Ks are
way up. Yet half of all of working Americans
still do not have access to a retirement plan
with matching contributions from an employer.
To remedy this gross disparity, I'm announcing
that next year my administration will give these
often forgotten American workers great people,
the people that built our country. access to
the same type of retirement plan offered to every
federal worker. We will match your contribution
with up to $1 ,000 each year. As we ensure that
all Americans can profit from a rising stock
market, let's also ensure that members of Congress
cannot corruptly profit from using insider information.
Can we, though? Can we profit from being the
president and knowing insider information is
the question i'll be back they stood up for that
i can't believe i can't believe it did nancy
pelosi stand up if she's here doubt it pass the
stop insider trading act without delay. I wasn't
sure if anybody even on this side was going to
applaud for that. I'm very impressed. Thank you.
I'm very impressed. But when it comes to the
corruption that is plundering, really, it's plundering
America. There's been no more stunning example
than Minnesota, where members of the Somali community
have pillaged an estimated $19 billion from the
American taxpayer. We have all the information.
And in actuality, the number is much higher than
that. And California, Massachusetts, Maine, and
many other states are even worse. This is the
kind of corruption that shreds the fabric of
a nation, and we are working on it like you wouldn't
believe. So tonight, although it started four
months ago, I am officially announcing the war
on fraud to be led by our great Vice President
J .D. Vance. And if we're able to find enough
of that fraud, we will actually have a balanced
budget overnight. It'll go very quickly. That's
the kind of money you're talking about. We'll
balance our budget. The Somali pirates who ransacked
Minnesota remind us that there are large parts
of the world where bribery, corruption, and lawlessness
are the norm, not the exception. importing these
cultures through unrestricted immigration and
open borders, brings those problems right here
to the USA. And it is the American people who
pay the price in higher medical bills, car insurance
rates, rent, taxes, and perhaps most importantly,
crime. We will take care of this problem. We're
going to take care of this problem. We are not
playing games. Delilah. was only five years old
in June 2024 when a 18 -wheel tractor trailer
plowed into her stopped car traveling at 60 miles
an hour or more. The driver was an illegal alien
led in by Joe Biden and given a commercial driver's
license by open borders politicians in California.
Doctors said Delilah would never be able to walk
or talk, have a good life. She wouldn't even
be able to eat again. But against all odds, she
is now in the first grade learning to walk. And
she's here this evening with her dad, Marcus,
a fantastic man. Delilah, please, you are a great
inspiration. Please stand up. Thank you, Delilah.
Many, if not most, illegal aliens do not speak
English and cannot read even the most basic road
signs as to direction, speed, danger, or location.
That's why tonight I'm calling on Congress to
pass what we will call the Delilah Law, barring
any state from granting commercial driver's licenses
to illegal aliens. And yesterday, as you probably
saw at the White House, I hosted a ceremony with
Americans who lost their treasured loved ones
to the scourge of illegal immigration. People
came into our country, how we allowed this to
happen with our open borders. These are the angel
moms and families that, for decades, our government
betrayed and our media totally ignored. Totally
ignored. It was terrible. Hard to believe, actually.
In 2023, a 16 -year -old high school cheerleader
named Lizbeth Medina was supposed to perform
in her town's Christmas parade, but she never
arrived. Her mother, Jacqueline, went home to
look for her, and she found her lying dead in
a bathtub, bleeding profusely after being stabbed
25 times. Lizbeth killed her. was a previously
arrested illegal alien who had broken in and
just brutally extinguished the brightest light
in her family's life violently and viciously.
Her heartbroken mother is in the gallery to remind
everyone in this chamber exactly why we are deporting
illegal alien criminals to our country at record
numbers, and we're getting them the hell out
of here fast. We don't want them. Thank you very
much, Jacqueline. Thank you. We can never forget
that many in this room not only allowed the border
invasion to happen before I got involved, but
indeed, they would do it all over again if they
ever had the chance. If they ever got elected,
they would open up those borders to some of the
worst criminals anywhere in the world. The only
thing standing between Americans and a wide -open
border Right now is President Donald J. Trump
and our great Republican patriots in Congress.
Thank you. Thank you. As we speak, Democrats
in this chamber have cut off all funding for
the Department of Homeland Security. It's all
cut off. Yeah, maybe because you killed two civilians.
They have instituted another Democrat shutdown,
the first one costing us two points on GDP. Two
points we lost on GDP, which probably made them
quite happy, actually. Now they have closed the
agency responsible for protecting Americans from
terrorists and murderers. Tonight I'm demanding
the full and immediate restoration of all funding
for the border security, homeland security. of
the united states and also for helping people
clean up their snow we have no money because
of the democrats and it would be nice you'd love
to give your hand to clean it up but you gave
no money for you nobody's getting paid it's a
shame so you have to think about it we have in
case you didn't know pretty large snowstorm out
there one of the great things about the state
of the union is how it gives Americans the chance
to see clearly what their representatives really
believe. So tonight, I'm inviting every legislator
to join with my administration in reaffirming
a fundamental principle. If you agree with this
statement, then stand up and show your support.
The first duty of the American government is
to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens.
The Republicans are standing and clapping. The
Democrats are swimming. And he says, what's going
on? How can you not stand? How can you not stand
with this guy? You should be ashamed of yourself
not standing up. You should be ashamed of yourself.
That is why I'm also asking you to end deadly
sanctuary cities that protect the criminals and
enact serious penalties for public officials
who block the removal of criminal aliens. In
many cases, drug lords, murderers all over our
country, they're blocking the removal of these
people. out of our country and you should be
ashamed of yourself. Donald Trump, you should
be ashamed of yourself for fucking embarrassing
this country. Perhaps most importantly, I'm asking
you to approve the Save America Act to stop illegal
aliens and others who are unpermitted persons
from voting in our sacred American elections.
The Cheating is Rampant in our elections. It's
Rampant. It's very simple. All voters must show
voter ID. But if you're a woman and your name
is not your native name, then they're not going
to let you vote. Right? All voters must show
proof of citizenship in order to vote. except
for illness, disability, military, or travel.
None. And this should be an easy one. And by
the way, it's polling at 89%, including Democrats.
89%. Your approval rating is 34%. Even the new
communist mayor of New York City, I think he's
a nice guy, actually. I speak to him a lot. Bad
policy, but nice guy. Just said they want people
to shovel snow. They got hit hard. Wants them
to shovel snow, but if you apply for that job,
you need to show two original forms of ID and
a Social Security card. Yet they don't want identification
for the greatest privilege of them all, voting
in America. Now it's no good. Both Republicans
and Democrats overwhelmingly agree on the policy
that we just enunciated. And Congress should
unite and enact this common -sense, country -saving
legislation right now, and it should be before
anything else happens. This is the suppression
of Democratic voters. Taking away the Democrats'
vote is really the only way that Republicans
can win an election. Why would anybody not want
voter ID? One reason, because they want to cheat.
There's only one reason. They make up all excuses.
They say it's racist. They come up with things.
You almost say, what imagination they have. They
want to cheat, they have cheated, and their policy
is so bad that the only way they can get elected
is to cheat. And we're going to stop it. We have
to stop it, John. Meanwhile, you're going to
rig the next election so that you fucking win
and get a third term, which is unconstitutional.
And here is one more opportunity to show common
sense in government. In the gallery tonight are
Sage Blair and her mother, Michelle. In 2021,
Sage was 14 when school officials in Virginia
sought to socially transition her to a new gender,
treating her as a boy and hiding it from her
parents. Hard to believe, isn't it? Before long,
a confused Sage ran away from home after she...
was found in a horrific situation in Maryland.
A left -wing judge refused to return Sage to
her parents because they did not immediately
state that their daughter was their son. Sage
was thrown into an all -boys state home and suffered
terribly for a long time. But today, all of that
is behind them because Sage is a proud and wonderful
young woman with a... full -ride scholarship
to Liberty University. Sage and Michelle, please
stand up. You know, Republicans still want to
bitch about this, but look up what states that
you're allowed to have a sex change if you're
under 18. I'll bet you'll find that it's none
of them, and they still want to fucking bitch
about it. And every fucking state, you have to
be a... Adult to get a sex change. Who can even
believe that you're fucking speaking about it
still and it's not even fucking a problem? Which
states? Minnesota? New York? to a new gender
against the parents will who would believe that
this is not a problem that is happening we must
ban it and we must ban it immediately no state
where there's a legal sex change under 18. look
nobody stands up these people are crazy i'm telling
you they're crazy These people are fucking crazy.
J .D. Vance laughs. Because there's fucking no
state where there's fucking legal to have a sex
change under 18. He's just making up shit. We're
lucky we have a country. With people like this,
Democrats are destroying our country, but we've
stopped it just in the nick of time, didn't we?
The Democrats are destroying our country. There
you have it. There you fucking have it. No one
cares more about protecting America's youth than
our wonderful first lady. Now a movie star. She's
a movie star. Can you believe it? Who would have
believed that? By the way, the third worst rated
film on IMDb is Melania by Melania Trump. The
third worst rated film ever. to independence
initiative it's a tremendous really a tremendous
thing that happened and had a lot of bipartisan
support she gets much better bipartisan support
than i do i get none she gets a lot someday you're
gonna have to tell me how you did that And students
and educators in every state have joined the
First Lady's efforts in the presidential AI challenge,
keeping America's next -generation position to
succeed and strongly succeed in the future. Tonight,
we welcome two young people whose lives reflect
the First Lady's impact, Sierra Burns and Everest
Nevermont. Thank you both. And, Melania, thank
you. I know how hard you worked on it. Thank
you very much. I'm very proud to say that during
my time in office, both the first four years
and in particular this last year, there has been
a tremendous renewal in religion, faith, Christianity,
and belief in God. Tremendous renewal. You know,
I thought our Constitution... This is especially
true among young people. And a big part of that
had to do with... I thought it was freedom of
religion. Charlie Kirk. Not belief in the freedom
of God. Oh, here's Charlie Kirk. Erica Kirk.
Oh, my fucking God. There she is. Oh, my God.
So last year, Charlie was violently murdered
by an assassin and martyred. really martyred
for his beliefs. His wonderful wife, Erica, is
with us tonight. Erica, please stand. She is
mommy. She is fucking mommy. been through a lot
in charlie's memory and she's crying again she's
crying again she's crying again under god and
we must totally reject political violence of
any kind dude i'm too bright she didn't set off
fireworks this time you know she got all of charlie's
money She removed all his episodes from Spotify,
by the way. She removed the entire Charlie Kirk
show from all streaming platforms. And she's
taking over it. She removed her wedding photo
from the Charlie Kirk show background. She's
still mommy, though. a woman who's been through
hell, Anya Zaretska. In 2022, she and her beautiful
daughter — so beautiful, what a beautiful young
woman — Irina fled war -torn Ukraine to live
with relatives near Charlotte, North Carolina.
And, by the way, what's going on with Charlotte?
Last summer, 23 -year -old Irina was riding home
on the train when a deranged monster who had
been arrested over a dozen times and was released
through no cash bail stood up and viciously slashed
a knife through her neck and body no one will
ever forget there were people on that train no
one will ever forget the expression of terror
on irena's face as she looked up at her attacker
in the last seconds of her life she died instantly
she had escaped a brutal war only to be slain
by a hardened criminal By the way, this criminal
that came in through open borders was an American
citizen. Who was born in America. That's just
a straight up lie. This guy was arrested a dozen
times. And he was an American citizen. He was
a fucking gangbanger. And now you're blaming
this on illegal immigrants. It's just a fucking
lie. But fucking Erica's there, so it's okay.
How do you not stand? How do you not stand? I'm
asking this Congress to pass tough legislation.
How do you not stand for that? For that fucking
lie. For that blatant lie. How do you not stand
for that? Probably last summer, I deployed our
National Guard and federal law enforcement to
restore law and order to our most dangerous cities,
including Memphis, Tennessee, big success. New
Orleans, Louisiana, big success. Probably Minneapolis.
And our nation's capital itself, Washington,
D .C., where we have almost no crime anymore.
You forgot Minneapolis, where we just kill civilians.
You forgot that part. In fact, crime in Washington
is now at the lowest level ever recorded, and
murders in D .C. this January were down close
to 100 % from a year ago. And who's the mayor
of D .C.? A fucking liberal Democrat. Damn. They
don't like to hear that. One of the sick people,
one of the... brave service members who helped
achieve this stunning turnaround was 20 -year
-old West Virginia Army National Guard Specialist
Sarah Beckstrom. After a four -month deployment,
she voluntarily extended her service, and her
rank was going to be lifted. She was doing so
well. They were so proud of her. But the very
next day, she was on patrol near the White House
when she was ambushed and... shot in the head
by a terrorist monster from Afghanistan. Shouldn't
have been in our country. And all because she
wore the uniform of our nation, she was shot.
He traveled here because he didn't like people
wearing our uniform. He was sick and deranged.
Shouldn't have been in our country. Sarah Beckstrom
died in order to defend our Capitol, and we are
honored to be joined by her wonderful parents,
Gary and Evilee. Your daughter was a true American
patriot, and she will be greatly missed. She
was a great person. I saw reports on her. They've
never seen anything like it. So sorry. Thank
you very much. A great young lady. I saw reports
that were like, perfect. She was perfect. Serving
alongside Sarah that day was Staff Sergeant Andrew
Wolfe. The terrorists shot Andrew in the head,
and no one thought he could possibly make it.
The two of them, Sarah and Andrew, both shot
violently in the head. Neither was expected to
make it. They weren't even given a chance, except
his wonderful mother, named Melody, who I spoke
to the same night, and she was so positive. The
doctors thought that Andrew was gone, but his
mother said, no, no, Mr. President, Andrew will
be fine. He's going to make it. I've never seen
anything like it. I mean, he was given almost
no chance. She said, I have no doubt, sir, he's
going to be okay. This was... A conversation
that I had with her that night, with her son
laying helplessly in bed, blood all over. Everybody
is praying, she said. Sir, he will be okay. The
doctors didn't understand what she was saying.
And after looking at the results of the damage
done, neither did I. She was so strong and conclusive
that even Andrew's great father felt she didn't
really understand the gravity of the situation.
But she turned out to be right. Right, Melanie?
She turned out to be right. I mean, at this point,
we're just honoring all the soldiers that got
injured or killed on your watch. Imagine if fucking
World War III started. You started World War
III and then all the American soldiers got hurt
in the war and killed. You know, how many fucking
dead soldiers would you have to honor? It's just
like a fucking drifter. He's just a drifter.
Just like Eric the Kirk. You know, look at what
I did. Amazing, actually. Amazing. I said, where
does this woman come from? She's the most positive
person I've ever met. With God's help, Andrew
has battled back from the edge of death, and
we're talking about the edge of death. on his
way to a miraculous recovery. He's got a little
work to do, but he's doing great. Nice to see
you. He's a good -looking guy. Nice to see you.
Thanks, Andrew. Thank you very much. So Andrew,
while you're up, now I'm going to ask a highly
respected General James Seward to present Staff
Sergeant Andrew Wolfe and the great family of
Sarah Beckstrom. So Sergeant Andrew got injured
and he was in a base in the Middle East. You
know, if we don't have fucking people stationed
in these bases in the Middle East. He wouldn't
have got injured, right? We're facing in fucking
Lebanon, Iraq, Syria. You're bound to get hit.
This is Trump's award show for the incidents
he caused. We're proudly restoring safety for
Americans at home, and we are also restoring
security for Americans abroad. Our country has
never been stronger. My first ten months... Why
do JV fans always look like he has to make a
fucking massive shit? I don't understand. Sick
people. Cambodia and Thailand. Pakistan and India.
would have been a nuclear war. 35 million people
said the prime minister of Pakistan would have
died if it were not for my involvement. We're
about to bomb Iran, by the way. Israel and Iran,
Egypt and Ethiopia, Armenia and Azerbaijan, the
Congo and Rwanda, and of course the war in Gaza,
which proceeds at a very low level. It's just
about there. And I want to thank... and Jared
Kushner for your help. Thank you, Steve. Thank
you, Jared. And I also want to thank the Mandate
Report to Secretary of State Marco Rubio. Thank
you, Marco. Oh, there's fucking Marco. Mr. Marco.
The fucking simp that does whatever Trump Daddy
wants him to do. The biggest simp secretary of
state. He's standing up and down. He doesn't
know whether to stand up or sit. Marco got 100
% of the votes when he was in government. I think
our next one was about 54%. And some of the Democrats
are now saying, I can't believe we approved that
guy. And he said it's an honor that they feel
that way. Right, Marco? You have done a great
job. Great Secretary of State. I think he'll
go down as the best ever. He goes down as the
biggest ever fucking cent in the U .S. history.
Under the ceasefire I negotiated, every single
hostage, both living and dead, has been returned
home. Can you believe this? Nobody thought it
was possible. Nobody thought that was possible.
Both living and dead. And those parents? who
had a dead son, their boy. They'd always tell
me their boy. They wanted him as much as though
he were living. It was an amazing period of time.
And they came back, and we got all of the living
hostages back, and many, many before them. But
I always said those last 20 are going to be very
tough. But we got many, many more, hundreds.
But I said those last 20 are going to be tough.
We got them back. But we only got back 14 or
15 of the dead of the 28. And believe it or not,
Hamas worked along with Israel, and they dug
and they dug and they dug. It's a tough thing
to do, going through bodies all over, passing
up 100 bodies sometimes for each one that they
found. Tough job. And they finally got it back
to 27. And then Steve and Jared, they got it
back to 28. They found all 28. Nobody thought
that was possible, but we did it. And I remember
the family of the 28th. They were so grieved,
but they were so happy, as happy as it's possible
to be. They had their boy back. The mother said,
sir, we have our boy back. What a period of time
that was. But we got them all back. So thank
you both very much. We're working very hard to
end the ninth war, the killing and slaughter
between Russia and Ukraine, where 25 ,000 soldiers
are dying each and every month. Think of that,
25 ,000 soldiers are dying a month. And you said
you were going to end the war on day one. A war
which would have never happened if I were president.
Would have never happened. As president, I will
make peace wherever I can, but I will never hesitate
to confront threats to America wherever we must.
That's why in a breakthrough operation last June,
the United States military obliterated Iran's
nuclear weapons program with an attack on Iranian
soil. Wait, wait, wait. We obliterated it. But
now Iran has nuclear weapons and we're going
to go attack them so they can't use their nuclear
weapons again. But it was obliterated. They were
clapping for it. It doesn't make sense. So why
are we going to attack Iran again right now?
with what's called roadside bombs. They were
the kings of the roadside bomb. And we took out
Soleimani. I did that during my first term. Had
a huge impact. No, more of that you're responsible
for. For sponsoring Israel to attack every other
Muslim nation in the Middle East. Just fucking
side with Israel to support Jen's side. And just
over the last couple of months with the protests,
They've killed at least, it looks like, 32 ,000
protesters. 32 ,000 protesters in their own country.
They shot them and hung them. We stopped them
from hanging a lot of them with the threat of
serious violence. But this is some terrible people.
They've already developed missiles that can threaten
Europe. and our bases overseas and they're working
to build missiles that will soon reach the united
states of america after midnight hammer they
were what you just said we took out their nuclear
weapons you just said that in particular so how
are they building nuclear weapons they continue
starting it all over we wiped it out and they
want to start all over again and at this moment
again pursuing their sinister We are in negotiations
with them. They want to make a deal, but we haven't
heard those secret words. We will never have
a nuclear weapon. My preference. My preference
is to solve this problem through diplomacy. But
one thing is certain, I will never allow the
world's number one sponsor of terror, which they
are by far, to have a nuclear weapon. Can't let
that happen. And no nation should ever doubt
America's result. We have the most powerful military
on Earth. I rebuilt the military in my first
term. We're going to continue to do so. Also,
we just approved a trillion -dollar budget. We
have no choice. We have to be strong, because
hopefully we will seldom have to use this great
power that we built together. It's really called
peace through strength, and it's been very, very
effective. So thanks to Republican in Congress,
we're investing that record number of dollars,
have no choice, in the United States Armed Forces.
Also creating a lot of jobs, but we're not even
doing it for that reason. Because, as I said,
we have more jobs, more people working today
than ever before in the history of our country.
And NATO countries are friends and allies. They
are. They're our friends and they're our allies.
I've just agreed at my very strong request. to
pay 5 % of GDP for military defense rather than
the 2%, which they weren't paying. We were paying
for almost all of them. Now they're paying 5
% as opposed to not paying 5%. And getting that
5 % was something which everyone said would never
be done, could not happen. We got it really easily
with one meeting. And a big difference between
2 % that's not paid. We were paying the freight
of many of them. Very few were paid up. Now 5%,
then they're paid. And everything we send over
to Ukraine is sent through NATO, and they pay
us in full. They pay us totally in full. Every
branch of our armed forces is setting records
for recruitment. This is so exciting. And every
service member recently... And every service
member recently received a warrior dividend of
$1 ,776. You know, they put it on my desk. We
got the money from tariffs and other things.
A lot of money we have. We have much more money
than people understand. Have to rebuild that
program a little bit, but it won't take long.
But we got the money, and it was $1 ,775. And
they wanted my approval. And I said, what's the
number? $1 ,775? I said, wait a minute. For one
more dollar, we can have $1 ,776. I said, we're
going to figure that out. I never asked anybody
if we could afford it. One more dollar. I said,
$1 ,776. And I said, that's good. And I'll tell
you what, our military, that was... Four months
ago, our military, I never see a person in the
military that doesn't thank me for it. So we're
honored to do it. They deserve it. And we call
it 1776. It was great. And we love our military.
We love our law enforcement. We love our firemen.
You know, the firemen don't get mentioned enough.
We love our firemen. We're also... We're also
restoring American security and dominance in
the Western Hemisphere, acting to secure our
national interests and defend our country from
violence, drugs, terrorism and foreign interference.
For years, large swaths of territory in our region,
including large parts of Mexico, really large
parts of Mexico, have been controlled by murderous
drug cartels. That's why I designated these cartels
as foreign terrorist organizations, and I declared
illicit fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction.
And with our new military campaign, we have stopped
record amounts of drugs coming into our country
and virtually stopped it completely coming in
by water or sea. You probably noticed that. You
noticed that when we committed a war crime by
blowing up a boat that didn't have a... we've
also taken down one of the most sinister cartels
drug cartel on it you saw that yeah and uh when
we blow up the boat two survivors who blew up
the boat again and killed the survivor not confirmed
that they were part of the cartel though probably
heard about it in january elite american warriors
carried out one of the most complex spectacular
feats of military competence and power in world
history no one's seen anything like it oh is
that when they microwave the venezuelans very
impressive they couldn't believe they all watched
they saw what happened this is a different fighting
force that we had years ago when we fought to
tie you know it's a great fighting force i'm
so proud of it look at space force space force
is my baby Because we did that by baby and it's
becoming so important. Dude, this is a fucking
comedy show at this point. This is a fucking
clown comedy show. And America's armed forces
overwhelmed. All defenses are not only defeated
an enemy, good fighters. to end the reign of
outlawed dictator Nicolas Maduro and bring him
to face American justice. And this was an absolutely
colossal victory for the security of the United
States, and it also opens up a bright new beginning
for the people of Venezuela. Damn, why don't
you kidnap the Iran leader, then, that you think
is such a bad thing for Iran? Go kidnap him.
Kidnap the fucking prime minister of Canada so
you can take over fucking Canada. But after Enrique
ran for office and opposed Maduro, he was kidnapped
by Maduro's security forces and thrown into the
regime's really infamous prison in Caracas. Alejandro
feared she would never see her uncle again. She
feared for her own life also. But since the raid,
we have worked with the new leadership, and they
have ordered the closure of that vile prison
and released hundreds of political prisoners
already. With more to come, Alejandro, I'm pleased
to inform you that not only has your uncle been
released, but he is here tonight. We brought
him over to celebrate his freedom with you in
person. Enrique, please come down. Okay, have
a good time. Nice to have you back in, Ricky.
There were many heroes on that January raid to
capture Maduro. Really great heroes. It was very
dangerous. They knew we were coming. They were
all set. But the deeds of one warrior that night
will live forever in the eternal chronicles of
military valor. Chief Warrant Officer 5, Eric
Slover. this is insane the mission and was the
flight lead in the cockpit of the first helicopter
a big beautiful powerful helicopter is a massive
chinook carrying as you can imagine many many
american war fighters wearing the dog tags his
wife amy had blessed with holy water before he
left she knew it was going to be a rough one
Eric steered the Chinook under the cover of night
and descended swiftly upon Maduro's heavily protected
military fortress. This was a major military
installation, protected by thousands of soldiers
and guarded by Russian and Chinese military technology.
How did that work out? Not too good? While preparing
to land, enemy machine guns fired from every
angle. Saying that they had a plot to kidnap
Trump like they did Maduro. One bullet after
another. He absorbed four agonizing shots, shredding
his leg into numerous pieces. And yet, despite
the fact that the use of his legs was vital to
a successful helicopter flight, legs are the
most important part of flying a helicopter. to
deliver the many commandos who would capture
and detain Maduro was the only thing Eric was
thinking about. Then, even as he was gushing
blood, which was flowing back down the aisle,
helicopter lands at a steep angle, the machine
guns stood right in front of him. There were
right in front of him two machine gunners who
escaped the wrath of the previous planes. Eric
maneuvered his helicopter with all of those lives
and souls to face the enemy and let his gunners
eliminate the threat. Turned the helicopter around
so the gunners could take care of business, saving
the lives of his fellow warriors from what could
have been a catastrophic crash. Deep in enemy
territory. So just so you know, this is an award
show for all the American military members that
got injured in conflicts that Trump started.
Congratulations. Just fucking congratulations.
Eric told his co -pilot, also wounded, but not
as gravely, to take over. I'm about ready to
pass out. The success of the entire mission and
the lives of his fellow warriors hinge and Eric's
ability to take Searing pain it was unbelievable
what's happened to his legs of the bullets and
keep on flying and landing and People knew what
was happening everybody in the back of the helicopter
knew because they saw the blood pouring down
the aisle Chief warrant officer Slover is still
recovering from his serious wounds, but I'm thrilled
to say that he is here tonight with his wife
Amy, Eric, and Amy, come on in. So we have a
surprise for Eric and Amy. In recognition of
Eric's actions above and beyond the call of duty,
I would now like to ask General Jonathan Braga
to present Chief Warrant Officer Slover with
our nation's highest military award, the Congressional
Medal of Honor. Well, thank you very much, Eric
and Amy. Great to get to know you. I met with
them and with a lot of their fellow warriors
at Fort Bragg recently. You know, there's the
name Fort Bragg. We have it back. We brought
it back. We won the First World War with it,
the Second World War with it. And then they decided
to change the name. So we changed it back. Everybody
wanted to change back, too. And 10 of Eric's
fellow warriors from that... incredible night
of victory. We'll also be receiving medals at
a private ceremony that will soon be held at
the White House. And Eric will be there. Thank
you, Eric. That's a big one. Tonight, we've celebrated
many truly extraordinary American patriots, but
there is one last living legend to honor before
we go. He is one more heroic American aviator,
Navy fighter pilot. Royce Williams served in
World War II, Korea, Vietnam, flying more than
220 missions. In disguise over Korea in 1952,
Royce was in the dogfight of a lifetime. Legendary
dogfight. Flying through blizzard conditions,
his squadron was ambushed by seven Soviet fighter
planes. It was his first aerial combat of the
war, and despite being massively outnumbered
and outgunned, Royce led the takedown of four
enemy jets and almost destroyed the others, vanquishing
his adversaries while taking 263 bullets. to
his own plane and being seriously hurt. His story
was secret for over 50 years. He didn't even
want to tell his wife, but the legend grew and
grew. But tonight, at 100 years old, this brave
Navy captain is finally getting the recognition
he deserves. He was a legend long before this
evening. Royce, please stand up, and I will ask
the First Lady of the United States. to present
Captain Royce Williams with his Congressional
Medal of Honor. Hello? What's up, man? Oh, welcome,
Dan. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. All
right, Dan, you're on the podcast right now.
All right. Thank you, Eric. We're listening to
Trump's State of the Union speech. We've done
the hour 53 minutes, and we've got five minutes
left. You listened to the whole thing on the
podcast? Yep, we're at the hour 53 minutes. We've
got five minutes left. Wow. I have somebody that
wants to say hi. Thank you. Let me pause it real
quick. All right, yeah, pause it real quick.
Welcome, Dan, to the podcast. Yeah, somebody
wants to say hi. This is a long -time listener
I'm with right now. Oh, who's with you? Who's
with you? Go ahead and say hi. She wants to remain
anonymous, but she wants to say hi. Hello. That
was it. Oh, hey, is that our number one fan?
Yeah. Yep. Welcome, number one fan. Dan, you
don't want me to come there? You want me to see
how fast I can get there? What? Keep the clock
running and see how fast I can drive there? Oh,
yeah. You want to come here? I mean, what time
is it? 10 -23? I mean, what do you think? I couldn't
stay long. No. I'll just stay here. We'll do
it over the phone. Yeah, I mean, you live, what,
40 minutes away? Yeah. See if I can do it in
a half hour. Yeah, yeah. You'll fucking get pulled
over by those state troopers. Yeah. yeah again
ah but we were did you see any of the uh state
of the union address i i did actually um dude
to be honest oh i was just like kind of like
every sentence that he was saying i was kind
of like cringing a little bit like just hoping
he could get through it without saying something
ridiculous yeah yeah you know It's a little painful.
This whole thing has been ridiculous. We're almost
two hours in with the listeners here. We got
three more years of this ridiculousness. Yeah.
It's going to be a great podcast. I need you
to record a solo episode now that I've done it.
Oh, is this going to be the solo episode? This
was my solo episode. Dude, see, I've been saying
we should do a solo episode where everybody does
a solo segment. Like, have Tyler do one and have
Ally Mack do one. Yeah, I did mine about politics,
but I can do another one about, like, reviewing
albums and shit. Yeah, I mean, I'll just probably
go over headlines when I do mine. You know? Right,
this has been a great one because... I don't
know. That fucking speech yesterday was just
the end of the line for me. The State of the
Union? Yeah. It was like, alright, I'm not going
to pay attention to this fucking guy anymore.
Like, this is obviously a joke. Like, I'm fucking
done with this. I literally said to my girlfriend,
I'm like, dude, Donald Trump runs the State of
the Union like it's a WWE event. Right. Doesn't
he? Yeah, he like screams it and then like everybody
applauds and some of these are just like, yeah.
Yeah, dude, that's fucking Kid Rock WWE type
shit. All right. Dude, I think we should go on
the Metaverse. Metaverse? You want to come here?
Huh? You want to drive over? Dude, let's do it
in VR. All right. You don't have to. You know
what? I don't know. Whatever you want to do,
it's fine. Dude, if I drive over there, I can
do like a half hour in person. No, it's fine.
We'll do VR because then you don't have to waste
time just driving. Yeah, that sounds good. We
did a VR episode last week. This is like turning
into the VR podcast. I'm just waiting until midnight,
actually. dude for what oh uh resident evil 9
one of my favorite games comes out at midnight
oh shit dude i hope it's uh it works out better
for you than for when it than when i waited for
flight simulator oh no these are japanese man
they fucking make sure it's fucking good they
make sure it's all right apparently these are
the fucking japanese man I was thinking, dude,
the Japanese make the best shit, bro. I know.
It's been fucking two years. They usually release
a Resident Evil game every one year. But it's
been like two or two and a half years, I think.
And they're waiting for this one's going to be
fucking big. Dude, I was just like looking at
like I was playing Metal Gear Solid and I was
admiring like some of the detail they put into
that game. like you uh you don't really notice
like i guess like looking back like it's like
you maybe you notice a few more things you didn't
really notice then but they were working with
like a limited resource of like like processing
power i guess yeah and so they they had to make
as much art as they could with the limited resources
and dude the japanese culture comes out in that
so much Like, I don't think Americans could have
made a game like that. Dude, the Japanese are
fucking just fucking perfect because they spend,
you know, fucking 16 hours a day just working.
It's a capitalist fucking, you know, endgame.
That's called slavery. Yeah, it is slavery. It's
a fucking end -stage capitalism. Well, dude,
did you know what they were like before capitalism?
Well, they were, you know, they were side with
Hitler and bombing our naval bases. Yeah. Yeah,
they were. Dude, I'll tell you something kind
of sad, though. The Japanese were going to take
over China. They viewed it as their destiny to
take over and rule the Asian world. And it's
like, bro, we should have kind of let them. They
were kind of right about that. You know it. We
were so close to having a Japan that was 100
times larger. It's like, God damn. Are you kidding
me? Because the United States didn't want another
world power. They're so smart. They're so advanced
at technology. They've put out fucking quality
shit. Dude, they're the next generation of human
beings. Right. Or Japanese. That's why aliens,
like, have slanted eyes. Because the aliens are
us in the future, and the ones that survive and
advance the most are the fucking Asians. Dan,
uh... Have we talked about that? What? So, like,
you know, like, if you, like, if you march evolution
out even further, right? Yeah. Like, like...
If you think that the... I don't know, they're
more advanced. It's no doubt that Asians have
a higher IQ on average than white people. Right,
but some people believe that the aliens, the
little green guys, are us in the future. The
little gray aliens are just future humans. And
they figured out they got so advanced that they
learned how to time travel. and come back and
so that's why we see them but if you look at
them they always have slanted eyes right in these
like little skinny bodies and like my like really
non -pronounced genitalia if any kind of like
sexually ambiguous like dude that's 100 us in
the future and the asians are the ones that That
advanced the most. I don't know. I think there's
an evolutionary reason why Asians have slanted
eyes. I forgot it, but it's like an evolution
thing. Oh, yeah. Of course it is. I think it's
probably got something to do with the sun or
the wind in their eyes. What mountains are they
from? Aren't they from the Himalayas or something?
Yeah, the Himalaya Mountains and Mount Everest.
No, that's not Japanese. That's the Chinese.
Same fucking thing, bro. There's like Mount Fuji.
No, I'm just joking. They're way different. Mount
Fuji in Japan. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, dude.
You think that's something we could ask ChachiBT
and be like, I don't know, is that racist? I
don't know. I'll tell you what, we got to finish
this up first. So go to, are you on a computer?
Yeah, give me one second. I was just looking
for my glasses. Fuck. If you can get on YouTube.
Yeah, look what up. Look up the State of the
Union full speech by ABC News. Oh, are we going
to follow it together? There's just five minutes
left that we did. All right. Hold on one second.
Let's see here. All right, ABC News. Yep. President
Trump's 2026 State of the Union address. Come
on, motherfucker. All right, let's see here.
Pulling up YouTube. Oh, I typed in the wrong
thing. It's President's full speech. President
Trump's 2026 daily use address. All right. We
got PBS. All right. It's that guy talking at
the beginning. Yeah. We're at 153 .52. 153 .52.
All right, hold on a second. All right, I'm at
153. 153 .52. We're going to play. Dot 52. I'm
at 153 .53. That's as close as I can get. All
right, we're going to play it. Ready? Go. What?
Is this when he's doing the Medal of Honor thing?
This is when he was just awarding this guy, the
100 -year -old veteran, the Medal of Honor. But
in other sense, it's really a mere moment in
the eye of history One century ago 100 years
before that he fought in the Pacific The author
of the Declaration of Independence Thomas Jefferson
drew his last breath Just a single long human
lifespan separates the giants who declared and
won our independence from the heroes who stand
among us tonight. Everything our nation has done,
everything we have achieved has been the work
of those few great lifetimes. In those brief
chapters, Americans built this nation from 13
humble colonies. into the pinnacle of civilization
thomas jefferson died in 1826 most powerful most
successful nation in all of history the most
powerful most successful nation in history daunting
and dangerous we carved past through an unforgiving
wilderness settled a boundless frontier and tamed
the beautiful but very very are you still playing
the video Wild West. The President Yeah, I'm
playing it. I'm working on getting my sound.
The President From empty marshes and wide -open
plains, we raised up the world's greatest cities.
Together, we mastered the world's mightiest industries
and shattered histories, monstrous tyrannies.
And we liberated millions from the chains of
fascism, communism, oppression, and terror. We
liberated all these people from fascism, he said.
But now they're under fascism again. Yeah, fascism
sucks. Rockets powered by sheer American will
and unyielding. Rockets powered by sheer American
will, he said. We wired the globe with ingenuity.
We captivated the planet with American culture.
He's reading that off a teleprompter. Who fucking
wrote that? Keep the stuff, fucking Stephen Miller,
boy. All of this and so much more is the enduring
legacy, unmatched glory of the hardworking patriots
who built and defended this country and who still
carry the hopes and freedoms on all of humanity's
backs. For years, they were forgotten, betrayed
and cast aside. But that great betrayal is over
and they will never be forgotten again. Because
when the world needs courage, daring, vision,
and inspiration, it is still turning to America.
And when God needs a nation to work his miracles,
he knows exactly who to ask. There is no challenge
Americans cannot overcome, no frontier too vast
for us to conquer, no dream too bold for us to
chase. Now he's just straight reading off the
telepopper. Look at Mike Johnson in the background
just smiling and nodding. I was saying throughout
the whole thing, why does J .D. Vance look like
he has to take a fucking massive shit? Dude,
I've said this in the past. Mike Johnson looks
like a fuck with his socks on. He's like, what
the fuck am I doing here? He's like, I have to
fucking support this idiot. Can you imagine having
to fake smile for a fucking hour? No, two hours?
And fucking stand up and down and be like, yay!
And now he's just straight up reading off the
teleprompter. Yeah, but every president reads
off the teleprompter. It's when he doesn't read
off the teleprompter he gets scared. Yeah, but
I mean, he's not... Thank you. God bless you.
There's the end of President Trump's speech.
Thank you for listening to our reaction video
of State of the Union Address. What did you think,
Dan? Yeah, that last five minutes was good. No,
dude, I listened to the whole thing. Oh, no,
I listened to most of it. I got bored like an
hour in, I would say. I'm just, you know, anytime
he can get through it, I'm pretty happy. You
know, instead of, it was, it's like, it's painful
because it's like, it feels like he's going to
like go off the rails and lose it. Yeah. But,
you know, when he holds it together enough, it's
like, okay, like you can breathe a sigh of relief.
You know, just like, just like Biden did, right?
Dude, Biden was, I don't think Biden could have
done that. You know? Biden's still kicking. He's
still fucking doing interviews. Is he? Yeah,
he's like, what's up? He's like, fucking Trump
sucks. That sucks. Yeah. Sorry, I was reading
something at the same time I was listening. My
brain just kind of locked up. Do you want to
go in the metaverse? Let's do it. Alright, let's
do it. Alright, we'll be back. Alright, yeah,
we'll make this a podcast. First, he brought
up saying they indicted me twice. They sure did.
They tried to impeach him twice, and you, Mr.
Nadler, were one of the leads on the impeachment.
I was on the other side. I left that with you.
During impeachment, you said the president conspired
some foreign interference in the 2016 election.
After President Trump's seat, what did you think
of the State of the Union, Dan? Hold on. He runs
it like it's a WWE event. Have you apologized
to President Trump? Yeah, looking back, bro,
that probably wasn't the best thing to say. The
Dow Jones is over 50 ,000 points right now. Do
you think we really care about women, about young
girls being, underage girls being raped? But
Dow Jones is at 50 ,000. I mean, Trump doesn't
care, right? Fucking Bill Gates doesn't care.
No, they don't give a shit. Dude, I was gonna...
Oh, Tim Dillon. Let me see if I can read this.
This shit was hilarious. Actually, no, it was
too long to read. He was saying what he predicted
Trump was going to do during the State of the
Union. Look it up. It's fucking hilarious. What's
that? Do you know this comedian, Tim Dillon?
Yeah. I'll send it to you. It's too long to read
on the podcast. But yeah, why are you sitting
like that? You're sitting on top of the chair
This is cool, I got my real desk in real life
like right where the desk is here so it's like
Feels like I could put my hands here. There's
actually actually a table We're back in business.
Sweet. So, yeah, what else is going on in the
world, man? Oh, you know, just fucking Jeffrey
Epstein, Pedophile Protectors. Yeah, but other
than that, dude, because we've been on that for
how long now? A really long time. Yeah, I think
it's time maybe to talk about something else.
Yeah. You know, it's like, you know, nothing's
going to come of it. I mean, I'm sure Tyler and
Allie Mac would love to talk about the hockey
game, the USA 1. Yeah, dude, you know what? I
got to say, Canada deserved that. They've really
been like, they just, dude, they're so pompous.
I like Canada, but they really are just fucking,
they think they're the shit. Like, you know,
we say, hey, man, you guys got to pay into the
nuclear arsenal a little bit because we pay $10
billion for it. The U .S. taxpayers, you don't
pay anything. And you're bragging about your
fucking social programs. It's like, well, guess
what? You can fucking pay for nuclear weapons
that protect you. So pay into it. And they don't
want to pay for that shit. And then they get
mad when we put tariffs on them. Gotta play by
the fucking rules, man. Like, sorry, shit ain't
free anymore. It's post -COVID. Like, we're playing
catch -up, man. Dude, Trump put a fucking 15
% global tariff on everybody just because he
said he didn't have the right to put tariffs
on anyone. I'm good with it. Fuck him, dude.
You know, he does have the right to put tariffs,
though. You know that, right? No. No, he just...
They're trying to take away one tariff. For the
EPA, it's called. It's like the EPA or something.
Yeah. Some act. There's five other tariffs he
can use under other acts. So they're just taking
away that one broad tariff, which, you know,
I'm being honest, dude. It's kind of. I think
it's kind of. Kind of abusive. So, look, if Trump
can use it. Rand Paul said something really smart.
He's like, they took away the power for the president
to tariff. But you have to remember that he's
also taking away the power for AOC to tariff.
Right? If he ever became president. Like, this
isn't just for Trump. This is for all presidents.
Like, and that's what I like about Rand Paul.
Is he's really about, like, what's good for America.
You know? I'd vote for Rand Paul. Well, not Ron
Paul, because he's like 90, right? But I'd vote
for Ron Paul for president. Rand Paul, yeah.
Yeah, I would too because he's real, dude. Like,
I think people are sick of the meme politicians.
Yeah. You know? Like, they want actual politicians
who are articulate. Like, dude, what do you think
of Kamala Harris running again in 2028? That's
fucking bullshit. I'm not going to vote for her.
But if fucking Rand Paul runs, that's like he
represents the people. Like, I'll vote for him.
Right. Fucking, you know, Thomas Massey. I'd
vote for that brown guy that was with Thomas
Massey. The Indian guy? Yeah, I'd vote for Thomas
Massey, too, because he's fucking exposing all
the fucking elites and the globalists and the
pedophiles that are in the government. Yeah.
Yeah, what's that brown guy's name, though? Oh,
Ro Khanna? Yeah, is that him? Yeah. I'd vote
for him, dude. Yeah, bro. Like, we just don't
want, we just don't want, like, polarized politicians
anymore. I mean, even Madri Taylor Greene, she
was an extremist, right? And now she's like,
yeah, Trump is not representing people. Like,
he's representing Israel. Have you ever seen
those videos? I don't know if you've seen those
videos where, like, they're like, they ask politicians,
like, America first or Israel first? And they're
all like, I don't want to answer. And there was
even one that was like Israel first. Oh my god.
Remember that fat I sent you a video of a fat
congressman from Florida and he was like debating
and he actually had a video where he was voting
on other congress people's podiums. Like he was
cheating. I saw that. Was that real? Yeah, yeah.
It was like a bill about funding Israel. He was
like voting for funding Israel on other senators'
fucking podiums. No way. That's fucking treason,
bro. Yeah, but do you think that's real? No,
there's a video of it. We have to look it up
and get the contacts. Oh, it's going to be AI.
Pull it up. Dude. Because I feel like we all
would have heard about that. You didn't see that
video? Yeah, I saw the video, but I don't believe
that that's all there is to it. Well, what reason
would you have for pushing a button to vote for
another senator on a bill? I just don't believe
that. Look it up. Come on. Look it up. I will.
His name's Randy Fine. Hold on, I'll look it
up. His name's Randy Fine. I'm trying. I'm looking.
Dude, I think they made him look way fatter than
he is. Well, no, I think like a couple years
ago he wasn't as fat, but now he's just like
400 fucking pounds. Damn. Randy Fine caught voting
for other representatives. I'll send you this
video. It has the video. No, I see it. I'm watching
it right now, actually. Oh, okay. But is that
what he's actually doing? He's pushing the buttons
to vote for the other senators. Why the fuck
isn't he in prison? Why the fuck is it not any
of these people that Trump is promoting in prison?
I don't know. All right, here's Snopes, dude.
Did Randy Fine illegally vote on behalf of others
in the Florida House? What we know. A video circulating
online in February 2026 that the internet users
claimed showed U .S. Representative Randy Fine,
a Florida Republican, illegally voted. Hold on
a second. Got a porn ad. On behalf of absent
representatives in Florida House, where he served
from 2016 to 2024. Julie Keefe, who posted the
video of Fine on TikTok in February 2024, said
she could not recall exactly when she recorded
it. Keefe claimed that the other social media
users had since circulated that video without
providing the factual truth about the legality
of Fine's actions. Florida House rules during
Fine's tenure stated that Members could request
or direct other members to vote for them, but
only if the members that gave the direction...
Oh, only if that member was in the chamber. It
was not possible to establish from the available
footage whether that was the case. Let's see.
Attempting to establish whether Fine's actions
were illegal under civil or criminal law would
amount to speculation, as it did not appear that
anyone ever sued or charged Fine in connection
with the actions in the video. We contacted Fine's
office in the Florida house for more information
about the video and to wait a reply. So it's
still up in the air. That's where it's at. But
you see a video of him pushing buttons to vote
for other people, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I see
one vote. So that's probably not legal. That's
probably not legal in any sense of the word.
Yeah, but you know what? I actually don't know
how it works. Dude, it looks like they're empty
seats that he's just putting votes in for. Well,
no, the senators like debate. So they could be
away from their seats, but they have a certain
amount of time to vote. So he's like pushing
the buttons for them while they're debating.
Oh, they're people that aren't even there, right?
Well, they're there, but they're like debating
with each other. Oh, my God. I want to know what's
going on with that. That's ridiculous. I don't
know. I think you work for Israel. Bro, I don't
know. I don't know what's going to... I don't
know what's in our future when it comes to that,
bro. You know? You know how it's like America
dominates everybody in the world? Yeah. Well,
Israel dominates America. I think we should just
denounce Israel and be like, I mean, I think
we should be like, I don't even recognize Israel
as a state anymore. Whoa, dude. No, I really
don't. There's nothing we've ever said on this
podcast that could get us canceled faster than
that. I do not agree with that. I don't think
Israel should be a state because it doesn't belong
to all the religions that started there. You
know, the Muslims, the Christians, the Jews.
It belongs to whoever has the most guns. Right.
Just like anything in the world. But isn't Israel
surrounded by a bunch of Muslims with guns? No,
I don't think so. Not 100%. Surrounded by a lot
of like poor brown people. Palestine. But are
you talking about like Egypt? I don't know. I
just think America, like, they kind of convince
America to just bomb whoever they want to. Like,
now we're trying to convince Donald Trump to
bomb Iran, right? Yeah, I mean, dude, that's
why we went to war in Iraq. You know Iraq had
bombed Israel in the past, right? Yeah, we didn't
even have a valid reason to go into Iraq. Right,
we made a valid reason. That's what we do. Just
like we made a valid reason for Venezuela. We
just made it up. Right, as well because of Israel.
Right. That's exactly what happened in Iraq,
dude. Netanyahu held up this thing at the UN
that showed all the countries that they wanted
to go after Israel. And like 7 out of 10 of them
were countries that the US invaded. Yeah. It
was like, we're just doing their dirty work for
them, dude. You still got your headset on? Oh,
yeah. Oh, dude. Let's see what this thing can
do. What's up? You got a rocket launcher. I put
a rocket launcher in Don Juan's palace here.
There we go. Let's see what it can do. No, I
saw a video of Netanyahu. He's like, once you
have the people support. I'm like, oh, shit,
you just blew up the basement. Oh, shit. Oh,
shit. Oh, shit. Alu Akbar. Alu Akbar. Alu Akbar.
Well, it left a brown spot in the back of the
basement. No, I saw a video of Netanyahu. He
was like, once you have the people's support.
Of like, these people are evil and we can kill
whoever we want. He's like, you can blow up a
box full of children and nobody cares. Like,
you can kill whoever you want once you have the
support of the people. Are you saying for Palestinians?
Is that who he's talking about? Yeah, yeah, right.
Or any Muslims, really. Oh, my God, dude. They
call him Satan Yahoo. Yeah. And, dude, there
was another video. Where he was talking about
how easy it is to manipulate America into doing
what Israel wants. It's like, dude, come on.
It's even easier with a fucking idiot like Donald
Trump as president. Dude, I will, I'll give you
this, Casey. Donald Trump blows Israel. Like,
he is the most pro -Israel president. Even Netanyahu
said that. I know, right? He's the most pro -Israel.
He's the most pro -Russia. He's making friends
with Kim Jong -un. Dude, I'm good with being
pro -Russia. What's wrong with that? Well, I
mean, doesn't Russia want to eliminate the West?
Don't they want to take over the world? No, they
want to eliminate Germany. No, they want to start
with Eastern Europe and they want to make the
Soviet Union again and then they want to take
over the world. Do you think they actually want
to do that? Why did I... Yeah, I mean, I don't
think we should be making friends with Russia
too much. I think we should, like, settle, like,
peace deals for Russia where we don't blow each
other up. But I don't think we should, like...
I don't think we should, like, be like, yeah,
we're both going to be dictators. Dude, I don't
think we're going to have a choice, honestly.
I think Great Britain, Germany, I think they're
going to be Muslim caliphates in the next 15
years. They've just let so many Muslims... Did
you see that picture I sent today of Mondami?
He had the fire chief and the police. all around
him, and he was making him say, like, a Muslim
prayer before dinner. Dude, you gotta do what
you gotta do to stay employed, man. That's what
I'm saying. That's why fucking Pam Bondi and
Kristi Noe are employed, and fucking Trash Patel,
who was over at fucking Milan, drinking fucking,
pounding fucking beers. Fucking paid $150 ,000
to go to Milan from the FBI director. I think
that shit's hilarious, if you ask me. I think
that shit is gold. That's what I want my FBI
director doing. You want the FBI director having
a good time? Come on, bro. And then there was
that video of him like, you know, five years
ago, he's like, we should cut funding for people
who just take private vacations with their FBI
planes. Did he actually say that? Well, he was
talking about one of the government officials
who took a vacation. with their uh the private
jet and then he did the same thing to go to italy
yeah dude but it's easy to say that you know
people shouldn't do all these things and then
you get in that position and you're like oh this
is kind of fun right but maybe this isn't so
bad well no it is bad you're just accepting it
like we shouldn't have in the first place like
it's easy it's easy for you to sit there and
judge rich people and be like oh they should
disperse all their wealth and then say you get
rich oh absolutely you'd realize how difficult
that is oh no i wouldn't give a fucking dime
away if i was right i'd be like fuck you that's
what i'm saying and that's what's going on with
cash patel he realized how fun it was to take
trips for free right you need trash patel yeah
dude you know but I would be doing that exact
thing. Are you kidding me? If I had the opportunity
to a private jet to Europe, I had an excuse.
One, I'm visiting my mom. No, especially when
you have a boss that's like a fucking moron like
Donald Trump. You can just do anything you want.
Like, I got to go to Italy to visit my mom and
check out FBI records. Dude, he probably told
him and he's like, yeah, do it. Make sure you
take pictures and piss them all off. Dude, you
know he was like that too. Let's see how far
Milan, Italy. Let's see how far it is from my
mother's island. Hold on, let's look on maps.
Less than an hour away. If I was the director
of the FBI. It'd be really hard. Come on, you're
not going to stop in and see your mom. In another
country. On the cost of American taxpayers, right?
Bro, is it really about them? Come on. I don't
know why it's... It says it's six hours. I don't
believe that, dude. You're going to have a good
time listening to the first two hours of this
podcast. What, this isn't a good time? No, I
mean like me with the State of the Union address.
Oh, yeah. Why is my computer up over here? You
there? Yeah. Oh. If you were in a political office,
what's the first thing you would do? If I was
in a political office? Yeah. You mean like the
president? If you were a politician. Huh? You
mean if I was like the president? Yeah. I would...
I'd put everybody in jail. Yeah. You'd put everybody
in jail? Yeah, jail for everybody. And then I'd
slowly take out the people that would help society.
Now, I want to hear, what would be your actual
plan? No, I would literally imprison everybody
and then take out the people who would actually
help society and make them work. And then as
soon as people start helping society, they can
get out of prison and they can work for us. So
you would imprison everybody? Yeah. You'd imprison
everybody and then take out the good people?
And then take out the people who were productive
in society? Casey, I feel like that's not going
to work. I feel like that makes no sense. I would
imprison everybody first? What? What would you
actually do? i don't know i would take the people
who were productive for society how do you measure
that i mean people who have jobs that are not
that aren't terrible at it right oh okay i mean
i'm not working right now you're not working
so what are you talking about right so i would
i would check you and me out i would put us on
a on a plane and ship us to venezuela no dude
we're going to italy No, I would take all the
people who don't work and I would put them on
a plane and ship them to South America. And ship
all the people that don't work, ship them to
South America. Yeah, and then we only have people
who do work. Casey, why don't we ship the people
that aren't citizens back to South America where
they came from? No, no, no, no, no. The people
who don't work go to South America. The people
who do work are productive to society. Even the
legal people who are plowing the fields, they're
still productive to society. You need them to
grow your crops. Yeah. I feel like that's not
the government's place to be determining who's
productive and who's not. And then if you don't
have a job, we just ship you out to South America.
Actually, that doesn't sound too bad. I'd be
good with that. Yeah, and then we only have people
who are productive to our society. Why does production
to society matter, though? I mean, do you want
to be paying and do you want to be taking care
of people who don't do anything for society?
Well, no. It seems to be that that's all the
left wants to do, though. It seems like they
want to keep that demographic of people. They
make it pretty easy for them to do nothing. Yeah,
but if somebody has a disability or if somebody's
like a senior or something, do you think they
deserve to be taken care of? To be paid for?
Absolutely. I don't think people like me should
be. Able -bodied people. Alright, so that's why
I'm saying we should deport you. to Venezuela.
We got Haley White here. Oh, hell yeah. If you
can. Check out Haley White. She mixes beats and
your heart rate. If anybody out there, if anybody
listening can come to Don Juan's Palace in the
metaverse. No, it's in VR chat. Come to Don Juan's
Palace. And come look at the magazines on the
table. We have a fake magazine in this world
called Technobabes. Exclusive 10 gadgets that
will make you forget your girlfriend. And the
fictitious character, Don Juan, who lives in
this house, he's obsessed with this magazine.
Jessie Sparks, she codes your dreams and your
nightmares. It's ridiculous. Dude, that one.
Yeah, the one you're holding up right now. That's
a babe right there, dude. God damn. She's got
some, what do they call those on? The garters?
Yeah. I don't know. I was going to go with Hallie
White. What about the other one? The purple bitch?
I don't see that one. That's upstairs. Hold on.
Let me go grab it. God damn, dude. Look at those
legs. Dude, look at how AI just makes, like,
look at how the garter, how it just squeezes
just enough to show you how healthy. You see
it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, see how it just squeezes
a little bit to, like, show you how thick she
is? Oh, God. God bless America, Dan. Yeah, here,
I'll go grab the other one. I'm sorry. I don't
know. I think, I think Kelly White's the OG.
Oh, she is. Dude, that one, the censored one.
Check out our new, I got a new YouTube page called
Rushmore, Rush space more for EBM. Yeah, that's,
that's our, well, that's your EDM name. My uh,
I'm the Haley white contribution to that Yeah,
you're just a hot chick yeah Dude this one goddamn
dude AI is the best This is what this is what
it's made for right here. I'm coming downstairs
with this other magazine Jade Moore. She hacks
your heart and your firewall. Exclusive 10 natural
implants that will make you forget your password.
Just a romance one or two. Technobabes. I brought
you this. God bless. Toilet paper? Yeah, for
the magazine. You gotta make fucking Trump toilet
paper so I can take the magazine and just blow
my load in the Trump toilet paper. You can put
this up as the video for the podcast. Dude, I
never sent you the video from last week. No,
you didn't. Here, I'm going to... Dude, let me
send that to you after this when we're done here.
Because I cleared up some room on my Google Drive.
So, if you go back and you watch last week's
podcast, there's going to be a video for it.
That's on our YouTube channel, right? Is there
a YouTube channel? Yeah, I was going to put it
on our YouTube. Alright, yeah. Or you could put
it as the video for the Spotify. Right, yeah.
How do you turn on hand tracking with this so
I don't have to use the... Is it in the settings?
You just put your controllers now. It automatically
does it. Oh, does it? Yeah. Oh, shit. So can
you see what my hands are doing right now? Hold
on a sec. Fuck. Does it in VR or no? You just
put the controllers on. It automatically shows
your hands. Oh. Oh, yeah. Look at that. Wow.
Wow. You can see this? Yeah. All right. Nice.
Hell yeah. Dude, this is fucking crazy that you
can grab a magazine like this. Yeah. This is
wild. I've been having a lot of fun with this,
dude. I've been spending too much time on it,
though. I know, it's awesome, though. This world
is pretty cool. Yeah, it's a lot of fun. But
yeah, maybe another world I'm going to do is
like tanks versus planes or something. You know?
Yeah, I've got to make a world here. Make like
a point system? Yeah, dude, you've got to get
on this program. It's so fun. It's like... there's
a learning curve to it you know it's like they
they use this program to make games like real
games like you know the game rust yeah yeah so
they use they use unity to make rust um they
use it to make um what else do they use it for
they used it for a lot of titles but it's like
unreal engine you know it's a game engine Yeah,
Resident Evil is made out of Unreal Engine. Yeah.
Have you heard of the name Berglund Gnomes? No.
Okay, yeah, that's one that's made in Unity.
Cuphead is made in Unity. Cuphead. Yeah. Yeah,
what's the biggest one that's made in... I think
Rust might be the biggest one. It's made in Unity.
But yeah, you can make, like, actual video games
with this. Once you get good at it, you know?
Yeah, that's cool. I gotta try it. Yeah. So,
I was thinking about making an actual Don Juan
game. Don Juan video game? Hell yeah. Yeah, I
think, like, I don't know, like, his main mission
is he wants to get, like, a Voltmaster wheelchair,
electric wheelchair. Yeah. And so that's, like,
the whole premise of the game. That's hilarious.
And, like, he gets points by picking up cans
of Pringles. Yeah. You know? Yeah. That's funny.
Yeah, I got to make his character, though. But,
yeah, anyway. Well, I'm going to check out this
new Japanese game here. That was out? Comes out
in 15 minutes. Oh, hell yeah, dude. What system
is it for? I'm pretty sure it's on everything.
Xbox, PS4, PC. Yeah, but what are you going to
get it for? Xbox. So, do you have a PS5? No,
I just have Xbox One. Or no, Xbox X. One X. Yeah,
yeah. Xbox X. Yeah. Nice. Dude, systems aren't
bad. I mean, I got a sick computer, so... That's
why I don't have a system, but... Systems are,
like, sometimes more stable with shit. I prefer
it, actually, yeah. Yeah, PCs are really glitchy.
Ali Mack and Tyler always criticize me, but...
Why? Because they have PCs? like nice because
they're better than me what are you doing over
in that seat oh i i had the uh the goggles off
oh but all right man well i don't want to hold
you up if you want to all right well check out
our uh our state of a union address check out
don juan's palace yeah come to vr chat and check
out don juan's palace you know and as always
be kind yourselves and each other we out fuck
off for all we know robots have souls we just
don't know if they do or don't how do you know
have you ever been a cyborg or a robot You think
we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking
rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out
there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended
episode. Where the fuck did the pyramids come
from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come from?
You're telling me that they didn't die and become
ghosts? What? Oh, they're killing, they're killing
all the already born babies and sell them to
the Chinese. Aliens exist as... Somewhere in
China, right, in some base... What the fuck?
There are super soldiers that are at least 9
or 10 feet tall, okay? Okay, so did they come
from our planet? Then they are extraterrestrials,
they are aliens. I do not negotiate with terrorists.
feel them die of this virus you feel bump bump
bump beep nothing they're fucking gone i've seen
it happen i think that the government has taken
it to the next level with the birds they know
what birds are going to cross paths with you
that you are going to be able to raise and they
are going to make them so fucking real they're
going to sink money into them because they know
that if cut it open you're going to see blood
guts no circuitry but let me tell you their technology
which by the way big brother is the overlord
we're only living in the third dimension It's
called Nazi Collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking
lying. It's fucking real, okay? Look it up. Look
it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George
Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis
during the Holocaust. He says that he was doing
it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this
shit. George Soros is the fucking...