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people that lived above the buildings that I
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Saturday, Rap Attack, Mr. Magic. 134. I'm playing
juicy. Does that still play here? I got it playing
on the episode. I'm here with Dan at Don Juan's
Palace. The return to VR. Got an update to Don
Juan's Palace. It looks fucking phenomenal in
here. The lighting was going to take too long
to render. So we're kind of sitting here a little
bit in the dark, but that's okay. It's not too
bad, right? I don't think it's dark. It looks
like it's fucking... It's lighter than it is
at nighttime in my basement. It looks like it's
daytime in my basement or something. Yeah, you
think so? Yeah. Yeah, I had the cool red and
blue lights up. And when those render, they look
awesome. It was just going to take two hours,
so we had to set them off. But we got a venue
now in here. Yeah, we got a stage. We got a fucking
DJ booth. We got the moon. Every time you spawn
in, you have to jump in the moon, and it just
takes me out for like 10 minutes. So every time
I spawn in. Dude, I think I got to make a way
to where you hit something or you go in a closet
or something and you end up on the moon. Yeah,
put it in the Kanye closet. Just put a button
to get to the moon. Yeah, I could do that. I
got to figure that out. That'd be funny. Because
I don't know if you spawn on the moon, everybody's
like, oh, this world sucks. It's just a big,
giant ball. Well, I guess people don't have the...
courage to explore, I guess. Yeah, well, it's
like, if you don't go to check out, like, if
you don't realize you can fall off the moon and
you fall into Don Juan's palace, I guess, uh,
you're just gonna think the world sucks. So.
Yeah, so we met that guy last time that was fucking
rapping on the beat that I did for the DJ beat.
Oh, yeah. Con artist. If we go to what me and
Tyler did, if we go to the club and just make
a portal for Don Juan's, then we can just kidnap
a bunch of people and just be like, go through
the portal and come to our rave. Oh, yeah. We
should force them to. Who did that? Me and Tyler
did that in the karaoke world. wait so where'd
you bring people oh we brought them to the uh
darkness devil uh chainsaw man world that crashes
your oculus oh my god i've never heard of that
so i didn't know what you're talking there's
just a world called based on anime darkness devil
chainsaw man it's just not renderable for i think
it works on pc It screws their headset up. It
was just like a prank to freeze their headset.
That's so messed up. That's hilarious. Yeah,
that's funny. Hold on a sec. I gotta mute this
real quick. Coughing in the mic. I'm a little
under the water. But yeah, I'm trying to think
of what else I should add. I added a radio tower.
I should put WGY on it. Oh, yeah. Have you ever
seen that tower? We've talked about it on the
podcast. Yeah, is it on the Heldenbergs? No,
WGY is in Rotterdam. When you're driving from
Albany to Schenectady, you see it on the side
there. Well, actually, it's beyond the Schenectady
exit. It's like if you were driving to... It's
the next exit past Schenectady on the thruway.
I think it's 25A. It's like right there. It's
a giant radio tower. Yeah, that's huge. It's
like 200 fucking feet in the air. No, the one
in Rotterdam is like 800 feet. I think it's 800.
I think I was talking to somebody about that.
Yeah, so we got the fucking release of more of
the Epstein files right this week. Half of the
Epstein files are still not going to be released.
I think there's like 3 million more. Jesus Christ,
man. The DOJ said, yeah, that's it. Wow. Why?
Because Pam Bondi is a pedophile protector, basically.
Well, you know, she wouldn't have to release
them all if somebody else split the responsibility.
That would have been nice. Right. Prince Andrew
got arrested today. Yeah, for what? Because they
saw a picture of him, you know, fucking in fucking
missionary over like a nine -year -old boy in
the Epstein files. and they're like yeah we should
probably charge him with something yeah but like
not not like we do here in america what's the
context though well he was on epstein's island
he was like he was the one one of the big ones
that they knew were were on epstein's island
and uh yeah but i mean like what did what did
he do like dude like that could have been why
would somebody be taking a picture though You
know? I mean, Epstein took, like, thousands of
photos of all types of shit, and I guess a lot
of those photos were implicating. Like, you see
the one of him and Donald Trump, and there's
just, like, a bunch of kids around him. There's,
like, a kid, like, fucking hanging on his leg.
I haven't seen that one. Yeah, it's crazy. Fucking...
No, I think Prince Andrew. It was definitely
implicated in the Epstein files. Well, he already
got charged, though. And he paid a civil penalty
for it because she was 17. She wasn't... She
was... Oh, this is a different thing. This is
him. Didn't you see the fucking picture of him
and, like, a fucking nine -year -old boy? Yeah,
so I saw some picture where there's, like, a
kid on the ground, but... It's like, dude, you
don't know what the context is. Yeah, what context
is that going to be? Okay, especially on Epstein's
Island. I don't know, dude. Maybe it's a CPR
class. Oh, my fucking God. Like, I'm serious,
dude. Maybe it's a boating safety class. They're
on an island. He sent an email to Jeffrey Epstein,
and he was like, yeah, can I come to your island?
like be your pet like be your slave jesus christ
he was like please jeffrey let me be your slave
is that real yeah yeah there's an email in there
nepsine files jesus christ dude he's fucking
see i think part of the problem is like i try
and give people the benefit of the doubt and
i was like and i'm thinking no they like they're
not that evil they're just you know like He got
caught, like, banging a 17 -year -old, right?
Which is bad. It's more than just pictures. There's
files that implicated him of, like, you know,
stories of him joining in Jeffrey Epstein and
fucking kids, so... Like, yeah, but I don't think...
I think Jeffrey Epstein... Well, no, he was luring
a 14 -year -old, so, yeah, that's a fucking child.
Yeah. but i don't i don't know if he was like
i mean yeah that's pretty bad dude that's pretty
that's pretty fucking bad you know but like because
there's like two different classes it's like
a fucking nine -year -old you're talking about
a nine -year -old boy to me that's some something
completely different than some predator who's
fucking going after 14 to 16 year old girls like
it's like a different kind of evil you know what
i mean they're both evil But, like, there's different
levels to this. And it's like, if Prince Andrew
is, like, in that level, like, nine -year -old
boy level, like, that's fucking scary, dude.
I mean, there's levels, and there's even levels
past that, which are, you go past sexually assaulting
kids, and you just start eating them. Yeah, is
there any actual evidence of that, though? Oh,
yeah. I was reading a file. This one girl, they
interviewed this seven -year -old girl, and she
was like, yeah, I fucking saw them eating a baby,
and they were eating him alive. And she was crying
about it. They interviewed a seven -year -old
that said this? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe not a
reliable source, but we'll have to wait until
she's over. Well, there's plenty of references
in the App Scene files of them saying, you know,
make me some... beef jerky. Like, bring me some
fucking beef jerky. And they were referring to,
like, children as jerky. Yeah, but I mean...
Yeah, that's pretty bad. They were like, yeah,
my pizza's in the oven. They had, like, a pregnant
lady, like, yeah. Jeffrey Epstein's, like, pizza's
in the oven. And there was, like, an email of
him, like, being, like... Oh, do you want me
to torture her or just eat her? No way. Yeah,
I think I sent that to your chat today. Or no,
I didn't. I didn't see that. Yeah, man. I mean,
there's a possibility that they were doing some
real evil shit. But I'm just, until I see some
proof, like until it's like actually confirmed,
I'm just going to assume that it was like an
old... That he was just a fucking old pedophile.
Like, a lot of those, dude. A lot of those in
the world. There's some fucking satanic shit.
Like, you see that Jeffrey Epstein interview?
And he's talking about, like, the concept of
the soul. Yeah. Like, whether people have souls.
And he's, like, kind of talking about that and
relating it to doing his rituals. Like, his satanic
rituals. Like, kind of using that as, I don't
know, reasoning to be a Satanist or something.
See, I didn't get that from it at all. No? I
didn't, no, I didn't hear that. Like, I heard
the whole interview, but I didn't gather that
from it. I just got that he's an old guy talking
about, like, people have souls, you know? But,
what do you think his, he's Jewish, right? Oh,
yeah. So does he believe in an afterlife? I don't
know what Jews believe, dude. Maybe that's something
we should look up. I don't think Jews necessarily
believe in an afterlife. Oh, let me see. I think
they're uncertain, right? What the afterlife
is. I don't know. Which makes sense as what you
should be because we have no proof of it. I can
get down with that. Do Jews believe in the afterlife?
Yes, but it's not defined the same way across
Judaism. Hold on one second. Let me take this
headset off. I gotta try and read this. That's
like a meme, actually. If you ask a Jew what
happens when you die, they just go off on a tangent
and don't answer the question. Well, I mean,
maybe that's an actually good answer. It is a
good answer. It's better than saying, you know,
I know what's going to happen for sure, like
Christians do. It says, yes, but it's not defined
the same way across Judaism, and it's generally
less emphasized than in Christianity or Islam.
That's weird. It says, common concepts you'll
see. Olam Haba, with the world to come, a broad
idea of post -death existence or future perfected
state. Gone Eden, spiritual reward state. not
identical to the christian heaven usually understood
as temporary purification not eternal damnation
oh i see so it's like you only get punished for
a little bit then what do you you go to heaven
or you just cease to exist dude it sounds like
they don't even know what they believe that's
a problem It's not a problem because I think
that's how it should be. Because like, that's
why a lot of people are agnostics. It's like,
we don't have any proof of the afterlife. Can't
say for sure what's going to happen. Yeah. You
got to believe in something though. Like, I mean,
if you're going to have a religion, you got to
kind of, that's the whole point of religion is
like, what comes next? I feel like. Yeah. Maybe
the question is not what comes next. It's like,
what do you do while you're here? So Orthodox
believe clearly in an afterlife and resurrection.
Regular Jews, conservative Jews generally affirm
afterlife allows varied interpretation. That's
so weird. I didn't know that. There's so much
about Judaism. I just don't understand. How does
FC justify that in his mind? Like, does he think
he's going to burn in hell for, you know, his
sins? Well, I think he's, I think he's ethnically
Jewish. I don't think he's like, he might not
be religiously Jewish, you know, but they often
get intermixed. It's weird, dude. I would say
he's not probably not that religious after he
started eating babies. I don't even think there's
any proof of that though. Like, I really don't
think that he was fucking that evil, dude. I
think he was just like, what do they call it?
He's like, he even said in the interview, he's
like a class one... What is that? A class one
sexual... Sex offender. Not class one. Whatever
is like the lowest. He said, I'm the lowest sex
offender. But... Yeah, did you see that? You
know, the video of... how he got like the best
lawyers in the world to get him off and reduce
that sentence and kind of like threaten the legal
system in order to uh get out of jail free i
mean he didn't even care that he went to jail
yeah dude he um he's best friends with a rockefeller
so when you're best friends with a rockefeller
you don't go to jail like you do for a little
bit for show But you ain't staying there, bud.
Yeah. You know, he talked about in that interview
how he was best friends with David Rockefeller.
One of the Rockefellers got him hired at Bear
Stearns. What's Bear Stearns? It's a finance
company in New York City. Bear Stearns was one
of the big ones that got bailed out during the
2008 financial crisis. I was looking through
some emails from Jeffrey Epstein. You know somebody
set up a thing where you can log into Gmail,
and it's like a clone of Jeffrey Epstein's email
account, so you can actually log in like you're
him. It's called J -Mail. J -Mail? I've got to
go on that. I sent it to the chat. It's missing
a lot, though, so you can't use it as a legitimate
search. The only way to do it is, well... It'll
show you emails, but it doesn't show you the
Epstein files. Yeah, dude, I think it's all connected.
We got this email, and Ghislaine Maxwell was
talking after 9 -11, like a week after 9 -11.
She was like, where's the real pilot? What does
that mean? Like the real pilot. that flew the
plane. Because they probably just put like a
crisis actorhood. Or they were remote controlled.
And there was no pilot. So they sent a fake plane
into the trade centers and then the real plane
diverted. They landed it somewhere. So she's
saying where they put the real pilot. There was
another thing though. There was another thing
that she sent about 9 -11 that was, like, before
it, and she was like, this is like a meeting.
Hold on. The shadow commission for 9 -11. She
was invited to a secret shadow commission for
9 -11. A secret shadow commission? Yeah. When
was this? A week after it happened, you said?
No, this was before it happened. It was before
it happened? There's another email about in 2015
about pandemics. Somebody sent Jeffrey Epstein
the email. about the Geneva meeting on pandemics,
and they said, please find the attached draft
agenda for the meeting on preparing for pandemics
as requested. Let's discuss next steps. For example,
how to officially involve the WHO and ICRC. Best
regards. I hope we can pull this off. Like, they're
talking about fucking COVID, dude. Yeah, but
that's... They said, I hope we can pull this
off. That's probably Bill Gates. Yeah, I mean,
it's from Redacted, so... Yeah, it's 100 % Bill
Gates, dude. Like, Bill Gates is obsessed with,
like, being the guy to save the world for some
reason. It's like, dude, just calm down. Like,
you made fucking windows. Like, you didn't fucking...
You're not gonna save the world from disease,
bro. No, I think they were saying, I hope we
can pull this off. Like they were kind of using
COVID, right? And they started COVID in order
to give people the vaccine so they can implant
like chips into everybody's arms, into everybody's
bodies so they could fucking control them. Dude,
I saw this thing on Facebook that said it was
Jeffrey Epstein wanted to impregnate the world.
and he was really into like virology and shit
and like the whole the whole vaccine thing was
actually to uh it was actually to um so he could
he could integrate his dna with everybody else's
oh it was and he was trying to like you know
impregnate thousands of women so he could I have
a bunch of offspring. Jeffrey Epstein? Yeah.
Yeah, dude. He was trying to be, like... Because,
dude, what's your, like... What's your main goal,
like, of life for a man is to, like, procreate?
It's for everybody, really. So it's, like, to
procreate as much as possible. So... Like, Genghis
Khan... What was it, like a thousand people he
impregnated? Yeah, I mean, he has millions of
descendants. Yeah, like he won the game, dude.
You know what I mean? So it's like, you can sneak
your DNA into fucking 300 million people. Like,
you won the game. You won the genetic game. You
won the evolutionary game. Yeah, fucking... Genghis
Khan. I think we were talking about in the beginning
of the podcast how every white person is related
to a descendant of Charlemagne, the king. Oh,
yeah. Is that true? Yeah. Damn. How long ago
was that? It was around a thousand years ago.
Wow. So every white person? Every person of European
descent. That's fucking crazy. Why? Just because
he had so many wives? Well, it's exponential.
So if it was 50 generations ago, each person
has two to four kids. Let's see. Who was this
guy? Charlemagne. The king of France. I'm going
to look that up. Was every... Hold on. Is every
European related to Charlemagne? Let's see what
it says. Almost certainly yes for native Europeans.
Something else Casey's right about. 1 ,200 years
ago, over that many generations, family trees
expand exponentially. That's another word Casey
used. Very quickly, the number of ancestral slots
exceeds the actual population at the time. I
don't know what that means because European populations
mixed extensively, successful when you just spread
everywhere. It means that they fucked their cousins.
Yes, yep. Geneticists and genealogists generally
agree, if you have broad European ancestry, you're
extremely likely descended from Charlemagne.
Yep. The same logic applies to many other medieval
individuals who left descendants. It's not special.
Mathematically, most people from that era who
have any surviving lines become ancestors of
nearly everyone. It says this refers to genealogical
ancestry, not necessarily detectable DNA. After
so many generations, you may inherit zero genetic
material from a specific ancestor while still
being a true descendant. That's wild. How is
that possible? Well, because you get half your
DNA from your mom and dad, right? So you cut
50 in half. 25 is 13 .25. Keep dividing it in
half eventually. It's going to get to the point
where it's nothing. That's fucking crazy. Well,
it's next to nothing, but you can't exactly round
it off of one chromosome. Well, it can never
be nothing, but it's like 99 .99999 repeating
is like... It can be nothing, though, because
you only get certain traits from each side of
you, from each person that does it. So, like,
eventually you're going to get to nothing because
you can't have, you know, a fraction of a chromosome.
Or you can't have a fraction of a gene. You can't?
Well, like, the gene to make your hair brown,
you can't have a fraction of that gene. You got
to have a whole gene. Dude, that's fucking wild.
So there's people that you're descended from
that you're not even technically related to.
Oh, you're related to them. You just don't...
Yeah, but you don't carry any other DNA. Right,
yeah, if it's like a thousand years ago. Dude,
that's fucking crazy. It's like hard to wrap
your head around. Well, it's like, basically,
you know, genetic recombination is just remixing,
reshuffling a deck of cards. So every time you
make a new generation, it's just shuffling a
deck of cards. Eventually, you know, eventually
you're going to run out of cards. What is recombination?
Well, like your mom, your mom and your dad have
genes, but you're not a clone of your mom or
your dad. You have both their genes. So they
like basically their, their chromosomes line
up and mix together and they exchange different
pieces. Like, they give each other different
pieces of the chromosome so that they combine
together and give you a different set of genes.
So, oh, yeah, okay, that kind of makes sense,
but I thought you were saying that your genes
aren't the same as your parents. They are, but
only, like, 50 % from each parent. Right, right,
but I thought I... I thought you were trying
to say that you get a new set of genes different
than your parents. Well, there's some genes that
you could be lost out on. You have four grandparents,
right? And you might not necessarily get a trait
that one of them had. It's only a one in four
chance. Huh. Where'd you learn so much about
genetics, dude? Taking genetics. course in college.
I took a course called genetics. Oh, damn. Did
you take that at Albany Pharmacy? I took that
one at UAlbany, but there's also a lot of genetics
and the other biology classes. Huh. Dude, so
what's your degree in? uh human biology oh shit
there you go dude you could literally you could
you could um you were you could work a lot of
places with that yeah if you want to like if
you want to work in a lab or something yeah pete
uh i think he's got a biology degree he works
at regeneron maverick oh yeah i think you can
you can work there with a bachelor's degree but
most people get it i think a lot of people get
it for like that degree for pre -med yeah that's
kind of what you're doing right not pre -med
but like pa oh yeah pre -health care i guess
pre -health care yeah um did you uh do you do
you um like you you said you wanted to do pa
if you could do that today would you still do
it or no No. No? Because you see what they do?
Because I wouldn't work in healthcare. Yeah,
you're just like tapped out of it, right? Yeah,
because I wouldn't even work in healthcare at
all. Yeah. So if you could go back, you would
have chosen something else. I mean, you know,
there's a... I guess I have different phases
of things I'm into, but... you know i'm really
into the music right now maybe i could maybe
i uh if i got like a music degree or something
i don't think that's really necessary but unless
you want to like have a degree to be a teacher
if i was going to teach people on the side but
yeah dude you don't need a degree to teach music
well to teach music you might but you don't need
a degree to make music i took music classes in
college Well, they got your money, didn't they?
Yes. I took this class called, like, fucking
world music. And we were just, like, sitting
there listening to, like, fucking African, like,
music. Like, old fucking African chants and drums.
Oh, my God. Do you think you're still paying
the student loans on that? Yeah, that was at
the pharmacy college. I am still paying the student
loans. Dude, that's fucking nuts. But, I mean.
You got a lot of, like, actual education, too.
But that's what I hate about college is they
throw in these dumb classes. You know? It's,
like, I like, like, targeted learning. Like,
things that actually, like, apply to the job
you're doing. You know? Yeah. Yeah, the best
part was, like, the guy who came in with the
old blues steel slide guitar. That was, like,
from the 20s or 30s or something. He played it
for us. He asked me if I wanted to play, but
at that point, I didn't feel comfortable getting
up in front of everybody and playing. Yeah, it
was a blues guitar? Yeah, a steel guitar. Like
a slide guitar, they call it. Like used in blues
music from the 20s, 30s. Oh shit. Damn. But why?
You didn't play it because what? Because you
were afraid you were going to mess it up? Yeah,
I didn't really perform much for people at that
point. Yeah. Dude, getting up in front of people
is difficult, man. you know like i give i give
you and kyle a lot of credit for doing that open
mic like dude i have such like um like uh performance
anxiety like stage fright you know i could i
could never do that if i was doing something
like not really like uh like not the main role
like in the background i could do that like if
i if you know like if i played like keytar i
could do that but being up there singing that
takes some balls bro you can play rhythm guitar
yeah that's in the background yeah like you know
yeah dude like just like um something where you're
not the like front man you know what i really
need what we really need actually is like a sound
guy and a light guy like to like if i program
the light shows and you kind of just like you
uh set it up and you uh you run it and you like
there's some manual cues that you have to do,
or you have to adjust the sound levels when we're
setting up and shit. Yeah. Yeah, like a roadie.
No, it's not a roadie. A roadie is just like
somebody who carries equipment. Oh, so just like
a sound tech, basically. A sound tech and a light
tech, but I feel like you could... You could
probably mix them together. You could probably
do both at the same time if it's not a huge show.
Yeah, dude. It's not an audio engineer because
it's more than that. Audio -visual engineer.
Yeah, an AV tech. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that,
bro. You'd be good at that. I could have fun
doing that. Yeah, I'll show you how to do some
things. That'd be cool. Hell yeah, dude. I think
I'm stuck. What's that? I'm stuck here. Stuck
where? I'm like floating in the air. Oh, there
we go. Oh, yeah. I was going to say respawn.
Take a jump. Yeah. I'm going to make Mars too.
So you can... I don't know how you get to Mars
though. I could make it so you spawn there, too.
Elon Musk says, no, you get to Mars, either.
He fucking gave up on Mars, and he's like, okay,
guys, so we're going to set up a colony on the
moon instead of Mars. That's actually exactly
what he sounds like. Dude, I saw this YouTube
video. This guy did an impression of him. It
was so good. It was so funny. Yeah, that does
sound like him. Dude, I think they said that
Mars is going to be like 20 years before they
can actually get there reliably. It turns out
that we can't actually build a colony on Mars
yet. We can only go to the moon right now. So
we're going to set up a colony there instead.
And hopefully we can go there in the next 10
years, I think. well dude i think it makes more
sense to go to the moon i actually had that question
you can check my chat gbt i said why are we going
to mars like why not start on the moon and then
like get things like um down pat there and then
go to mars like that's just logical you know
because maybe going to to the moon isn't like
we've already been there so it's not that sexy
like mars is like the unexplored territory but
dude there's a lot of the moon we haven't that's
never been touched you know i'm pretty sure like
the whole moon hasn't been touched except like
one spot but dude you get if you get it down
to yeah seriously you get it down to um uh to
like a science like getting stuff to the moon
and like setting up a colony there and like You
get that shit down to a literal process, you
just transfer that to Mars, and you're all set.
So it's like, we can start doing stuff, like,
we can start colonizing. Dude, you know how awesome
it's going to be to be able to take a rocket
to the moon? Yeah. That's a pretty good band,
by the way. A rocket to the moon. Just throwing
that out there. Is that a band? Yeah. Interesting
name. But, dude, can you imagine, like, instead
of going, like... oh, I'm going to go to Europe
on vacation. It's like, dude, I'm going to go
to the moon. Like, that shit's wild. Yeah, I
don't think we're far away from people taking
vacations to different planets. No. I mean, do
you have to sleep in a... Do you have to sleep
in a spacesuit, though? Like, in case shit goes
south? Like, you just pop your hood over on your
spacesuit? That should be awesome. Oh, yeah.
I'm sure it would be like a plane where they
have... You know, because they don't have parachutes
for people on planes. So I guess you're just
fucked if you die. Yeah, like, what do you mean?
Oh, you're saying, like, if something goes wrong?
Yeah, but... Dude, they don't have parachutes
on planes because it would be so... It would
be so... Like, modern aviation is, like, insanely
safe. It's so safe, it's ridiculous. It's because
of money. There would be a huge waste of money
with the amount of times that they actually use
it. And it would take up a huge amount of the
weight limit. I mean, there's some small planes
now that have parachutes built into the actual
plane. Dude, that shit's legit. Like those, it
makes flying a plane like so much safer. I mean,
if you're flying a plane, would you want a parachute?
Would you feel safer with a parachute on board?
Oh, absolutely. Yeah. But I mean, you know, are
you going to have time to like strap one up?
Like, you know, like, uh, that's why it's better
to just have one that's connected to the plane.
Like I, what's the name of the company that does
that? It's the... I think Vision Jet has a parachute.
Let me see. Chat GPT. Does the Vision Jet have
a parachute? Is it the Vision Jet or is it...
Yes, the Sirius Vision Jet. Dude, those things
are sick, bro. If you... If the pilot passed
out... while they're flying the plane, there's
a button on the ceiling that the passenger can
press and it'll auto -land the plane at the closest
airport. Oh. Yeah, I've seen those videos where
the fucking instructor passes out and the student
pilot's like, this is my first day flying and
my instructor has passed out. Is that a real
video that happened to somebody? Yeah, yeah.
And the ATC tried to coach him down. There was
one where, like, this 80 -year -old woman, the
pilot passed out, and she had to land it. Oh,
my God. Did she land it? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I
heard one where this guy, the pilot passed out,
and there was this guy, this guy that was a passenger.
And, dude, he landed it, like, perfectly. Like,
he's been doing it, like, his entire life. That's,
like, your dream, isn't it? A little bit, yeah.
No, dude, I would fucking lose it. I'm sure we
could land a plane. Dude, I think we could figure
it out, but taking off is easy. Landing is difficult.
Have you ever been in a small plane? Um, when
I was in Chicago, that plane was like, it was
like a, you know, a regular flight, but it was
a smaller plane. Probably like a small Airbus.
Yeah. Not like a prop plane. No, that's what
I'm talking about. It was a prop plane. Yeah,
dude. That's, those are fucking crazy. I did
a, um, oh Jesus, hold on a sec. I got a cat trying
to force a way into my office here. she like
literally knows how to open the door she like
opened the door and squeezed through this little
crack um but no i did an introductory flight
lesson dude it is not the same like flying on
a big plane compared to a little plane it's a
completely different uh feeling yeah did uh flight
sim prepare you for it uh yeah i would say so
dude uh you know the one thing that i didn't
really grasp from playing flight simulator was
the trim wheel so that's like something that
i learned from real life yeah i saw on that page
like the the one instructor is like yeah my my
worst students are uh flight simulator players
i don't believe that dude i don't believe that
at all no me neither how like how could that
how could that be even possible that would make
you worse they're probably used to i don't know
because they're used to like playing it like
a video game they think they know everything
well i'm dude i'm sure that there's some people
that are like like overconfident and cocky like
they don't even know what they don't know and
they think they know something because they play
flight simulator yeah you know would you ever
go skydiving Would I or have I? Well, have you?
No. Absolutely not. I wouldn't either. No? No,
I'm not interested in it, dude. I'm not interested
in careening towards the Earth at 120 miles an
hour. You know? No, I'm good. I'm good on that.
Dude, on that show, Impractical Jokers, they
made the one guy. They took him up. They, uh,
told him that he was going to be like, uh, um,
you know, like a safety training officer for
this class, like a, uh, flight, a skydiving class.
And so they were setting up to do that. And they,
uh, they pranked him and they were like, just
kidding. We're going up with the plane and we're
going to push you out of it. And they fucking.
made him skydive out of the plane and he was
afraid of heights like that was his worst fear
so he just fucking lost it he lost it he spent
like i think he spent like an hour before it
just like crying holy shit but they they ended
up uh yeah they ended up pushing him out of the
plane dude that's that's fucked up they they
actually pushed him out oh yeah because he lost
That's the thing of the show. If you lose the
episode, you have to do a punishment that the
other guys tell you that you have to do. So that
was his punishment. Oh, he's one of the guys,
one of the hosts on the show. Yeah. Oh, shit.
Wow. That's fucked up. That show's still not...
It's not still on, is it? Oh, yeah, it's still
on. The one guy left. I think that guy... The
guy who actually was skydiving, he got, like,
accused of, like, sexual assault or something.
Dude, I feel like everybody gets accused of that.
Like, what's going on? I don't know. This is
sick. Wait until you see this update. I'm pushing.
Dude, we got to go outside and check this out.
This is fucking hilarious. Hold on a sec. What
is it? You'll see. We'll do it live on the podcast.
So you can describe what you're seeing. Yeah,
you put the Titanic up here. So when you load
into the world, the Titanic movie starts playing.
Yeah. Can you make it play the whole movie? If
I had a link to the file, yeah, I could. So that's
just... That's like an eight minute... That's
the beginning I found on YouTube. So if I could
find the actual... But you can insert any YouTube
video into here, can't you? Yeah, yep. So that's
just the... That's just the link that it starts
playing default. But you can put anything in
it. You can go up and you can put something in
it right now. Yeah. You know? Like, you could,
you know, you play any video. Oh my god, this
shit's fucking hilarious. Yeah, I don't know
how to play a movie from YouTube because you
usually have to buy them on YouTube. They don't
have the full movie. That's just like a YouTube
video. Yeah, I don't know. It'd have to be like
an illegal link. I think that's the only way
that... That's the only way you could do it.
Because nobody's really streaming just full movies.
An illegal link, yeah. No, I think if you could...
Or you could put the music video on the other
side. Shout out, fucking Haley White. Check us
out on Spotify. Haley White and Mount Rushmore.
Not Mount Rushmore, just Rushmore. Rushmore,
yeah. But you think I should put that on as the
default? Oh, you could, yeah. Yeah, I could do
that. I could do that in the basement, or in
the venue. Yeah. And actually, I did have default
URLs that are supposed to play. I don't know
why they don't, but yeah, I could make it so
anybody that comes to the world, like, that's
the first thing they hear. I'm going to push
this update right now. Alright, this episode
is brought to you ad -free by Dan because I took
the middle ads out last time because they were
too annoying. Thank God, dude. That was fucking
brutal. Dude, it was literally like five ads.
Once it was five ads in, I was like, I'm done
with this. Yeah, but we made $18. $18? Yes. No
way. Since I started the ads. Dude, that's not
bad. Now it's up to like $20 or $21. Yeah, but
I think we'll probably lose more listeners than
any money we make. I mean, there's no listeners
anyway. It's all just Chinese bots. Oh, shit.
I gotta shut all these fucking lights off again.
Hold on a sec. Otherwise, we're going to crash
out. Hold on a sec. Yeah, dude. I just like,
it was literally every time I was listening to
it, it was, or the last time I was, the last
episode I was listening to, it was every five
minutes there was an ad. And I was like, Jesus
Christ, dude, I'm trying to listen to this. It
was fucking bad, bro. It was really bad. And
it's like, it's just like the ads are terrible
too. They're just like. I know, it's like, it's
recorded on like an iPhone. Like, or an iPhone
speaker or something. And it's like some lawyer
from Boston. Yeah. It's like shit I'm never going
to use. Shit I've never heard of. It's fucking
awful. Yeah, but we made $20, so. Yeah, I mean.
How many people did we chase away, though? Dude,
I think one at the beginning, one at the end,
and maybe one in the middle. You can't just do
one in the middle. You have to do their automatic
insertion. Dude, that's fucking terrible. That's
absolutely atrocious. We'll see how it affects
our ad revenue. It's too much of a cut. We'll
have to talk options. But you're saying our ad
revenue. This is all your ad revenue. Well, no.
I put it into account. I thought we were going
to use it to... Well, Tyler said he wanted to
buy a light or a new sign for the podcast first.
Damn. So Tyler's getting all the say in how we
spend this money? Well, no. I mean, we could
buy anything for the podcast. Or we could just
split it up. I think we should get more lights.
More cool lights. Yeah, like some of those stage
lights. Yeah, I think that would be a good use
of money. For sure. We gotta keep running those
ads. Yeah. Yeah, I mean... So now we just have
them at the beginning and the end? Yeah. Yeah,
that's fine. I'm good with that. That's not so
terrible. Let me push this through here. Let
me see. You see Thomas Massey posted this thing
that like, he's like, I'm not suicidal. I don't
want to kill myself. I fucking, I work out. I
eat healthy food. I know how to swim. I saw that.
Well, dude, I mean. He's fucking with the most
powerful people in the world. God bless him.
I think he's doing the Lord's work. Yeah. Yeah.
Dude, I also think he's pandering to the mob
a little bit. You know? The mob that want to
see. You know, pedophiles in jail and people
that keep babies in jail. Well, yeah, dude, but
it's like selective outrage. It's like we're
outraged about it right now because it's Trump's
problem. We weren't outraged about it the last
10 years, but now we're outraged. Well, I mean,
we didn't know back then about the cannibalism
and shit. Yeah, but I don't think there is any.
I think they're just using that. You're going
to be surprised. You're going to be surprised,
even if it has to be three years from now when
we have a Democratic attorney general who actually
releases the files. Yeah, dude. All right. If
it happens, I'm going to make a shirt that says
Casey was right, and we can sell it on the podcast
store. So they've only released half the files
right now. heavily redacted in order to benefit
Trump and not implicate him. How much do you
think of the rest of the half implicates Trump?
I think you think that that's the only thing,
the only person that implicates. Well, no, I'm
just saying how much do you think it implicates
him? Well, I don't know, dude. He ran his campaign
back in 2015. He was the first person talking
about the absolute files. That's kind of strange,
isn't it? Yeah, and he called the FBI in 2006
and he was like, yeah, thanks for arresting Jeffrey
Epstein. Like, he was a bad guy. Right? Because
he's trying to lay all the blame on Jeffrey Epstein.
Well, dude, I mean, if he was so close with this
guy, how come there's no flight logs showing
he went to the island? If we put every crime
on Jeffrey Epstein. though you know that happened
there and then we fucking kill him then all the
crimes that all the elites did just go away if
they were all jeffrey epstein's fault right yeah
but i mean you're talking about on the island
talking about any any crime jeff i've seen committed
well right now dude i think the evidence is slim
I know you really want Trump to be implicated,
but I don't think you're going to get the evidence
you think there is. But, dude, it's not outside
the realm of possibility, man. You know, I don't
think Trump would have ran his campaign saying
he's going to release the files. Oh. If he was
in them. I don't know. You know, dude, like.
He was running for president. That's why his
name is in the file so many times. But they know
that the room temperature IQ people can't understand
that. So they're pushing this narrative, just
like, you know, Kash Patel's a podcast host.
He was a podcast host, right? Pete Hegseth is
a Fox News host. I mean, he was on Fox News,
right? Right, but he has two Ivy League degrees,
which is like less than... Less than .01 % of
the U .S. population has two Ivy League degrees.
But Donald Trump has a degree, too, right? He's
still a fucking moron. He doesn't have an Ivy
League degree. Did he go to Harvard? Did he go
to Princeton? I thought he went to one of...
Where'd he go, actually? He went to a pretty
elite school in New York, I think. He went to
a New York military academy. Oh, and then he
said he draft dodged for the Vietnam War, right?
I think he draft dodged like six times. Yeah.
Yeah, he did. I mean, dude, do you blame him?
Like, you want to go fight in Vietnam? Would
you want to do that? Does that sound like a good
time to you? I mean, no, because I probably...
If I agreed with the war, I would, you know,
if I was like, oh, I support this war because
I'm defending our people. I think it's necessary,
but I would be definitely anti -war if I lived
in that time period. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't
know, man. If it's in defense, I would go to
war. But kind of the same thing as like what
you're saying. Like, dude, I got no problem.
If somebody comes here, like, I got no problem
killing them. But if, like, we're going over
there, like, what the hell are we doing over
there, man? Like, what the fuck was Vietnam even
about? I mean, it's the same thing we're doing
now. We're just fighting proxy wars to try to
stop the Russians. Because we, you know, we blame
it all on communism. But it's really like we
want to have control of the world. It's just
we don't want this other group of people to have
control of the world. Yeah, dude, I think it's
better to live... I think it's better to have
the world under control of the U .S. than, say,
China or Russia. I don't know, because what if
the U .S. likes... No, a fascist. Then we just
have a fucking fascist dictator. And we don't
have any other countries to control us. And arrest
the people who are actually criminals. Well,
luckily that's not going to happen. Well, I mean,
luckily it's already happened. You want to believe
it's true. Just because you want something to
be true. I mean, when Nazi Germany took over
all of Europe. They're like, lucky we have Winston
Churchill in Britain. The US isn't on board yet,
but they will be. But luckily we have somebody
that's going to stop the dictatorship. I don't
think it's the dictatorship you think it is,
man. Even if one party controls a whole state,
it's not good. Like in North Korea. Yeah, but
one party doesn't control the state. What are
you talking about? Well, I mean, there's a Republican
executive branch. There's a Republican Congress,
House, Senate. Yeah, but honestly, dude, that
doesn't happen often and it doesn't last long.
It's not going to last long at all. yeah well
that's the natural progression like and then
it'll swing back to democrats and then people
will be like this is bullshit but i don't think
that's a good a good system to just have one
or the other i think you should just have kind
of both ideas mixing together yeah i mean it's
harder to control the population dude if everybody's
getting along how the heck is israel supposed
to control us if uh if we're all getting along
and we all agree on everything See, the reason
that the Republican and Democrat thing works
out so well is because like, dude, we 80 % like
of everybody in this country kind of wants the
same thing. Like we want, like people want a
house. They want to raise a family. Like they
want to have like a decent income. Like everybody
wants the same thing. Everybody fucking wants
that. So we all agree on that. But there's all
this news about all the things we fucking don't
agree on that don't matter, like about transgenders.
Like, bro, nobody, like, we're fighting about
that because here's what happens. If you can
get half of the people, if you can get 51 % of
the people, like, split, then you can push your
ideas on that half of the population. So if you
have to convince 90 % of the population. Yeah,
you're right. It's impossible. Or you could just,
like, you know, rule the world and do whatever
the fuck you want, commit any crime you want.
Right. So it's like, dude, we're just like the
Goyim trash, you know? That's how they view us,
and it's like, okay, we're like cattle to them.
Yeah, we named the chat Goyim chat, right? Yeah.
So they just, we're literally cattle that they're
controlling, dude. You know? Like, you think
the richest people in the world are fighting
about politics? That's poor people shit, dude.
Like, they don't give a shit about that. So,
like, me and you, when we're going at it in the
chat, like, we're literally, like, doing the
betting. That's what they want us. That's what
the rich people want us to do. They want us to
be fighting like that. You know? And then Kyle
chimes in, and he doesn't know that we're, like,
half playing. Like, we're just trying to get
under each other's skin, you know? Well, he's
still new. He's gonna catch on. Yeah. He'll figure
it out. But, dude, sometimes that kumbaya shit
starts to get a little old. Yeah. You know? Oh,
shit. I just got hit in the head with a bug.
Oh, shit. Holy fuck. What the fuck? Oh, shit.
I should crush it. Hold on a sec. All right.
I'll be right back. I'm going to pause it for
a sec. All right. We got an update to Don Juan's
palace. No, I gotta reload it. I'm back on the
moon. Wait, do I just respond or do I have to
reload it? Yeah, you have to reload it. Alright,
I'm rejoining. Oh, it's Mars. But it's so close,
it looks like it's not. Can we set up a colony
on there? Hell yeah. Dude, if I put it in the
search as Mars, you know how many heads we would
get? It's going to take me at least 10 years
to load this Mars world into VRChat. I should
make it so we spawn from there. Yeah. Spawn on
Mars. I was never good at impressions much, but
I think Elon, I can do the best because I got
this same style of voice, I think. Yeah, you
do it pretty good. Could you mute yourself in
VR chat? Oh, yeah. There we go. Alright, I'm
about to jump off the moon. It's gonna be bad.
Jump off, but close your eyes. There's a point
in No Return where you slip off. And then it
gets all glitchy. Nah, I'm just staring at Mars
while I fall. My character's arms are just flailing
while I'm falling. It's hilarious. yeah see how
it like does it move when you look up at it does
it move uh yeah kind of yeah yeah that's how
i was like oh fuck it looks like the sun it looks
like the sun when it becomes a red giant in about
five billion years yeah i think i'm i'm gonna
um i think i'm just gonna push it like way off
in the distance I just did it up close just to
test it out. But I think I'll put Mars way, way
off in the distance. So it's just like a little
red dot. Yeah, you should, but you can still
go there. Yeah, I'll make a portal to it with
no portal back. You got breaking news, Dan. What's
that? Tweet by Donald Trump tonight. He says,
based on the tremendous interest shown, I will
be directing the Secretary of War and other relevant
departments and agencies to begin the process
of identifying alien and extraterrestrial life
forms in the universe and deciding if we can
eat, kill, or fuck them. Obviously, I'm hoping
and praying that I'll be able to fuck an alien
before I die, but I'm perfectly happy with just
eating one after it's been killed, of course.
May God build America. Thank you for your attention
to this matter. Donald J. Trump, president. Dude,
I think he is doing that, though. No, you see
Obama on, he was on a podcast, and they were
like, is our aliens real? He was like, yeah,
but I haven't seen them. And he was just saying,
like, you know, science says it's probably real,
but they haven't shown me proof yet. Everyone
was like, Obama says aliens are real. Bro, I
don't think we need Obama, a lawyer from Chicago,
to tell us aliens are real. I mean, he was the
president of the United States, right? So he
had access to Area 51. No, no, he's a lawyer
from Chicago, right? Because you're only what
I want you to be. You're the lowest form of whatever
you ever were. Just like Pete Hegseth is just
a Fox News host. Kash Patel is a podcast host.
Does that mean I'm just an employee from the
blank public library? Oh, yeah. I'm a public
library employee. I'm just a Home Depot worker.
Actually, I had worse jobs at Home Depot. Yeah,
I had worse jobs in the library. Yeah. It's just
based on the lowest form of whatever least glamorous
job that you had was. Right, that's what you
are forever. No, you worked at Starbucks. You're
just a fucking Starbucks barista, bro. Yeah,
there's glamour in Starbucks baristas. Not even
a barista. You're a barista. You know? See, there's
a barista that got fired for putting the swastika
in the latte in the art. No. Yeah. Is that real?
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I saw it on the internet,
so it's real. I'll take things that never happened
for a thousand. It's like, dude, I feel like,
I don't know. Even if they did, it's like, how
are you going to prove it? It disappears in five
seconds. No, but did you see that Trump has a
speech prepared already for when he announces
the existence of alien life? He's already got
a speech prepared? Yeah. I think they're out
there. I think that we've contacted them before.
I honestly, I think we have, yes, I think we're
in contact with them, but I don't think we're
in contact with them in a way that, I don't think
we're in contact with them in a way that, where
they travel across the universe. I think we're
in contact with them interdimensionally because
it's closer that way. Yeah, but either way, I
mean, we're 50 years overdue of announcing. It's
like the Epstein files. Everybody knows it happened.
Everybody knows aliens have contacted us. Right,
but only a select few. Do you think that actual
humans have... Do you think that they've actually
talked to aliens? Like men in black style? I
think they definitely have a specimen at Area
51. I don't know. They can communicate it. Because
how do you teach an alien a language that they've
never heard before? Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
They probably interacted with it. Yeah, but dude,
what if their civilization is so advanced that
they know about us, but we don't know about them?
So they've been studying us for thousands of
years. I think they have. And so they know our
language, dude. And maybe what if the things
in the Bible that people talk about, like demons,
they're actually just extraterrestrials? Could
be. Could be, but what was the afterlife then?
Do aliens go to the afterlife? Dude, then maybe
there isn't one. See, that's the problem. If
aliens exist, then... Well, why can't aliens
go to the afterlife? Well, I mean, they can.
So that means that the afterlife we go to, there's
going to be aliens there too. That's kind of
shitty. I mean, if they're God's creature, God
created them, right? Yeah, unless they're cool
fucking aliens. I mean, aren't there some Christians
that... that believe like animals don't go to
heaven because they're animals they're not like
sentient yeah my my family believe that so only
humans go to heaven but what if there's other
uh intelligent species don't they go to heaven
too right and that's why i do that's why like
christians like they don't want that shit to
be true but then god create animals so shouldn't
they go to heaven Yeah, right, dude, but they
don't think like that. They think that humans
are special. That humans have a special place.
What about monkeys? I saw a video of they taught
this gorilla how to play Minecraft. You think
he's not sentient? Yeah, no, dude, I agree, but
try and tell that to a religious person. It's
like it doesn't compute, bro. I do, usually,
every time Tyler's here. yeah dude i wish i don't
know man i don't know i don't know about that
i think um i think animals are sentient and i
think that they have souls like like i feel like
my cats dude i feel like i've met them before
in past lives like i feel like this isn't the
first time i've met them could be yeah yeah like
I don't know how you feel about that, but that's
my feeling on it. I think reincarnation is cool.
Maybe if you're good in a past life, you'll be
a cat with a cool owner. Just fucking chill out.
Yeah, but why would you go down? You're supposed
to be gaining. You're supposed to be gaining
consciousness. Well, if you're happy and all
your needs are cared for, right? As a cat with
an owner that loves you, you're not really going
down. Dude, maybe it is like that. Maybe our
cats are people that have already lived. Maybe
it's exactly what you're saying. I could see
that, dude. My cats are fucking... Dude, my one
cat, I swear to God, she feels like she's a thousand
years old, bro. I just like, she's just an old
soul. I can tell. Well, you know, Indians don't
eat cows because I think they're, they're ancestors.
Yeah. I mean, that's retarded. All right. All
our listeners in India. Shout out. Thanks for
listening. Yeah. Let's be, let's be honest. That's
fucking ridiculous. Of all animals you're just
going to pick to make sacred, you're going to
make it the cow? I mean, the cow provides a lot
of life. It provides food, milk. No companionship.
Companionship? Yeah, people have... You think
farmers don't have bonds with their pet cows?
Yeah, dude. Not like a fucking dog or a cat.
I'm sorry. You'd be surprised. It's not the same,
dude. I'm sorry. I'm trying to look for India
in our list of cities of our listeners. I can't
find any. Yeah, there's none. Trust me. We're
good. And yet, they're the only ones who have
sent us a message. Yeah, the fucking scammers.
They gotta get something better to worship. Dude,
um, hold on a sec. I'm gonna, uh, I'm gonna update
it again. You don't have to reload. You can just
keep doing what you're doing. Where are you?
Jeez. Oh, I'm at the podcast table, I think,
right? Oh, shit. I gotta come find you. Yeah,
I put the, I put Mars really far away. Oh, no,
you're, you're out by the helicopter. Yeah, I
put Mars really far away, so it's just like a
little orange dot in the sky. I'll make it a
little bigger than a dot, actually. Damn, I can't
believe these people. They fucking... They email
me once a week and be like, Hello, my friend.
Would you like to promote your podcast? They
can't listen to one fucking episode? Yeah, come
on, man. It's like you know we can see the stats.
Damn. Yeah, dude. I'm pretty sure we have three
regular listeners. No, we've got like three or
four hundred plays this month. Three or four
hundred plays? Yep. Singapore. Shout out Singapore.
Australia. Damn. Those Australians are hitting
on the podcast. Wow. Dude, I wonder how much
of it you actually have to listen to. Peru. Damn.
31 listeners in Peru. One of those is Jeff Campos.
Really? Yeah. Well, I mean, he's in Peru right
now. Germany. Damn. The fucking Germans are listening
to us. Yep. Ireland, the homeland. I feel bad.
We have to subject them to our nonsense. To our
terrible takes. We're going to have the World
Cup this year in the summer, right? How are we
going to do that if ICE just arrests every player
of foreign countries? We're going to have the
World Cup? Yeah, the World Cup this year in the
summer in the USA. No shit. Is it the first time
it's been here? No, I think it was here in the
80s last. Wow. That's cool. I mean, I don't really
watch soccer, but there's a lot of people that
do. I've played soccer. It's the USA, Canada,
and Mexico are all hosting it. oh shit i mean
i'd probably prefer soccer to football dude to
be honest yeah me too actually like dude i don't
like that meathead shit like it's okay once in
a while but soccer is more of like uh you know
you're playing chess yeah you think it's more
like um it's more of like uh like you have to
be more intelligent to play it yeah like you
literally have to like you have to pass around
there's only like you know three or four goals
every game so you have to pass around the ball
in like a kind of like a strategic kind of way
in order to open up a shot even at the goal to
even have a chance of scoring so yeah i mean
but football is also technical dude you know
It's really technical. Yeah. It's just like a
lot of who can hit each other the hardest. Yeah,
dude. It's meathead shit. It's like if America
was a sport. It's like, we're going to do everything
by force. You know? Shout out to the women's
USA pond hockey team. winning the uh gold olympic
medal or so tyler says i don't really care about
it yeah i'm gonna be honest bro do you care about
women's hockey dan i couldn't give a fuck to
be honest i couldn't give two fucks about one
hockey and then two women's hockey like even
less fucks i didn't think i could care less about
hockey and then you bring up then you bring up
women's hockey It's even worse than regular hockey.
It's even way worse, dude. Terrible. Absolutely
terrible. Alright, let me reload here. Oh, there's
nothing to reload yet. I just put it... I put
Mars off in the distance. So it's a little speck.
I still see it as like a big, huge thing. Yeah,
yeah, I haven't pushed it yet. I haven't pushed
the update. Every time you do it, it takes a
couple minutes. Am I going to have to jump off
the moon every time? No, no, I can change it
back. That's easy. No, it's fine. I like being...
Oh, shit. I like how my character just flails
his arms. Well, dude, you're walking around like...
For whom am I? I'm fucking Charlie Kirk. Yeah,
you're always trying to Kirk, bro. Oh, that looks
like the sun. I gotta fucking change that. Let's
see. Let's make it 50 -50 -50. Did you see Erica
Kirk? She was like, yeah, my husband's death
was sad. You know what really makes me sad? When
people talk shit about Israel. She said that?
Yeah, yeah. I sent you, like, a meme, like, a
week ago. Oh, my God, bro. She fucking knows
who's got the money, bro. She fucking murked
him. She got all his money, actually. She didn't
even have to take half. She said, I'm taking
the whole thing. Dude, she knows what fucking...
She knows what dicks have got to be sucked. She's
not dumb. She's no dumbie. You know? Yeah. You
gotta take care of the Jews, bro. First and foremost.
You know, it's like Ye said. If you leave your
ass, you're gonna leave with half. I guess that's
right. Or if you're Charlie Kirk, leave with
the whole thing. Wait, was that a fucking...
Was that a Charlie Kirk assassination joke? What?
I don't know. Ye said that lyric in Gold Digger.
Oh, you said leave with the whole thing. Charlie
Kirk would leave with the whole thing. Yeah,
yeah, because if he's dead, then she just takes
all his money. Yeah. Damn. You don't even have
to worry about taking half. I can't believe you
think that she's that pretty. I really. Are you
kidding me? Yeah, I really don't see it. I mean,
not that I don't see it. I just don't think.
I think she's pretty average. Honestly. I don't
know. It's crazy. People have different preferences
based on facial symmetry. I guess it's different
for different people, but you're really attracted
to people, their faces, based on the symmetry.
in them yeah i mean who was the person the other
day that was that you were saying i said that
she was kind of hot and you said that you didn't
think so at all pam body yeah i think pam body's
do you see her her fucking her fucking nose and
her fucking mouth she looks like a chipmunk dude
that's because you get curated like images that
are like photoshopped and they're like paused
at exactly the worst time Yeah, no, I don't see
it. You don't see what? Pam Bondi. Oh, you don't
see how she's hot? I don't know, dude. I like
old ladies, though. That's, like, my thing. She's
gotta be, like, what? Like, 50? Probably 55,
yeah. I mean... Yeah, dude. That's kind of my
thing. So... Alright, let me rejoin. Did you
see this? No, I gotta rejoin. Wait, is there
an update? Yeah, yep. Let me see. Let me join
here too. Oh, how did you rejoin so quick? I
just brought up the menu and there's a thing
under world to click rejoin. Now I gotta jump
off the moon again. Yeah, is Mars gone? I still
see Mars. It's pretty huge. Oh, fuck. Well, hold
on a sec. Maybe that doesn't do it, man. No.
Maybe you have to go to another world and come
back. Or go to my home world. Yeah, try that.
Oh, shit. Mars still is... What happened? Let's
see. It said it uploaded successfully. Here,
maybe because... Hold on a sec. Maybe because
we are both in the world. I'm in the vape lounge
now. Is vape lounge your home? Yeah. Oh, shit.
Mine is some random. Mine's not even Don Juan's
Palace. I tried to make Don Juan's Palace my
home. It didn't work, though. Oh, that's weird.
It might be because it's still in community labs.
It's in testing. Yeah. So it's not like a...
Oh, there we go. It's gone. There's actually
a stage. Like drums and guitar in the vape lounge.
Oh, is there? Yeah. Is there ever anybody else
there? No, I've never seen anybody here. Huh.
Dude, I have to show you the sick world I found.
I don't even know if you're going to appreciate
it on Quest. I think you've got to see it in
its magnificence. In Windows. Oh. I don't know
if I have a way to do that. Oh, shit. It doesn't
show it, dude. I'm bad. I think Mars is too far
away. I gotta bring it a little closer and make
it smaller. Because I think it probably doesn't
render things that far away. You know what I
mean? Yeah. Like, it's just outside of the field
of where it even graphically... Where it even
graphically produces it. I don't see Mars anymore.
Yeah, it's like if you look over the gate, it's
like off in the distance. Like where you are.
Like it's like out over there. I'll bring it
closer and make it smaller physically. So it
looks like it's far away. But did you see the
license plate on his car? Oh, yeah, you just
got to mute yourself. Oh, sorry about that. Daddy
CPAP. Oh, yeah. I got the BMW, but I got that
settlement. Damn, where'd my fucking Pac -Man
machine go, dude? Oh, shit. It's gone. Bro, I
didn't even notice it was gone. That's hilarious.
Damn. I gotta bring that back. I like the update,
though. Damn, I'm about to bring that back right
now. Hold on. Let's see if we can get the Pac
-Man machine back in Don Juan's house. If you
give me, like... Oh, is that the Titanic play?
I was like, what the hell is that sound? Yeah.
Let's see. All right, there it is. Sitting on
the couch watching it. Hell yeah. You're on the
couch. Yeah, if you sit on the couch, it teleports
you to the bathroom. Yeah, I don't know what
that's about. I gotta delete the couch and put
it back. I think it's a conflict of collider
boxes. Like, any texture you put in the game,
like any 3D model, you have to put a... Dude,
that's so loud. Jesus Christ. It just keeps repeating
too. Ridiculous. Yeah, it just keeps repeating
like the same 10 seconds. Oh, is it? It's on
loop? Yeah, it's showing the opening credits
as Titanic. Oh. Well, it should be on like an
eight minute loop. It usually is, but... Oh,
that's weird. It's strange it's doing that. Alright,
I gotta split if you want to call the episode.
Yeah, for sure, dude. I like what you've done
with the place. Thanks for listening. Looking
good, right? Yep. Alright, thanks for listening
to the podcast. And as always. As always, Jeffrey
Epstein didn't kill himself. Be kind to yourselves.
And each other. We out. All we know, robots have
souls. We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg
or a robot? You think we were the first ones
to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are
jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we
are. There's people out there with some really
dumb thoughts. extended episode. Where the fuck
did the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did
Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that
they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing
already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist. Somewhere in China, in some base,
there are super soldiers that are at least 9
or 10 feet tall. Okay? Did they come from our
planet? Then they are extraterrestrial. Before
my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die
of this bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing. They're
fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that
the government has taken it to the next level
with the birds. They know what birds are going
to cross paths with you that you are going to
be able to raise and they are going to make them
so fucking real. They're going to sink money
into them because they know that if you put that
motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able
to convince you that thing is fucking real. You
can cut it open, you're going to see blood guts,
no circuitry, Which, by the way, big brother,
is the Overlord Kid. is an actual Nazi collaborator,
okay? I'm not fucking lying.