WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.180 The following program is intended for mature 00:00:02.180 --> 00:00:05.259 audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations. 00:00:05.980 --> 00:00:12.960 Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know, 00:00:13.039 --> 00:00:15.400 robots have souls. We just don't know if they 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:18.940 do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been 00:00:18.940 --> 00:00:24.699 a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first 00:00:24.699 --> 00:00:30.579 ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we 00:00:30.579 --> 00:00:33.659 are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, 00:00:33.799 --> 00:00:36.600 we are. There's people out there with some really 00:00:36.600 --> 00:00:41.520 dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck 00:00:41.520 --> 00:00:43.960 did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did 00:00:43.960 --> 00:00:45.539 Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that 00:00:45.539 --> 00:00:48.560 they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:51.799 already born babies and sell them to the Chinese. 00:00:52.159 --> 00:00:57.890 Aliens exist. Somewhere in China. some days what 00:00:57.890 --> 00:01:00.250 the fuck there are super soldiers that are at 00:01:00.250 --> 00:01:06.510 least nine or ten feet tall super soldiers then 00:01:06.510 --> 00:01:30.349 they are extraterrestrials they are aliens Yeah. 00:01:31.049 --> 00:01:33.870 This album is dedicated to all the teachers that 00:01:33.870 --> 00:01:36.189 told me I never amount to nothing. To all the 00:01:36.189 --> 00:01:38.129 people that lived above the buildings that I 00:01:38.129 --> 00:01:39.849 was hustling from that called the police on me 00:01:39.849 --> 00:01:41.090 when I was just trying to make some money to 00:01:41.090 --> 00:01:43.849 feed my daughter. And all the niggas in the struggle. 00:01:44.030 --> 00:01:46.510 You know what I'm saying? It's all good, baby, 00:01:46.510 --> 00:01:50.250 baby. It was all a dream. Welcome to Untitled 00:01:50.250 --> 00:01:53.329 Podcast. Something pepper and heavy D up in the 00:01:53.329 --> 00:01:56.069 limousine. Hanging pictures on my wall. Every 00:01:56.069 --> 00:02:03.459 Saturday, Rap Attack, Mr. Magic. 134. I'm playing 00:02:03.459 --> 00:02:11.500 juicy. Does that still play here? I got it playing 00:02:11.500 --> 00:02:18.979 on the episode. I'm here with Dan at Don Juan's 00:02:18.979 --> 00:02:23.599 Palace. The return to VR. Got an update to Don 00:02:23.599 --> 00:02:27.280 Juan's Palace. It looks fucking phenomenal in 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:34.560 here. The lighting was going to take too long 00:02:34.560 --> 00:02:37.960 to render. So we're kind of sitting here a little 00:02:37.960 --> 00:02:40.060 bit in the dark, but that's okay. It's not too 00:02:40.060 --> 00:02:43.520 bad, right? I don't think it's dark. It looks 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:47.379 like it's fucking... It's lighter than it is 00:02:47.379 --> 00:02:50.300 at nighttime in my basement. It looks like it's 00:02:50.300 --> 00:02:53.840 daytime in my basement or something. Yeah, you 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:58.240 think so? Yeah. Yeah, I had the cool red and 00:02:58.240 --> 00:03:01.060 blue lights up. And when those render, they look 00:03:01.060 --> 00:03:03.860 awesome. It was just going to take two hours, 00:03:03.979 --> 00:03:07.599 so we had to set them off. But we got a venue 00:03:07.599 --> 00:03:14.199 now in here. Yeah, we got a stage. We got a fucking 00:03:14.199 --> 00:03:20.939 DJ booth. We got the moon. Every time you spawn 00:03:20.939 --> 00:03:24.120 in, you have to jump in the moon, and it just 00:03:24.120 --> 00:03:27.740 takes me out for like 10 minutes. So every time 00:03:27.740 --> 00:03:31.219 I spawn in. Dude, I think I got to make a way 00:03:31.219 --> 00:03:36.419 to where you hit something or you go in a closet 00:03:36.419 --> 00:03:39.400 or something and you end up on the moon. Yeah, 00:03:39.439 --> 00:03:41.840 put it in the Kanye closet. Just put a button 00:03:41.840 --> 00:03:46.620 to get to the moon. Yeah, I could do that. I 00:03:46.620 --> 00:03:49.240 got to figure that out. That'd be funny. Because 00:03:49.240 --> 00:03:51.639 I don't know if you spawn on the moon, everybody's 00:03:51.639 --> 00:03:54.099 like, oh, this world sucks. It's just a big, 00:03:54.120 --> 00:03:57.060 giant ball. Well, I guess people don't have the... 00:03:59.689 --> 00:04:03.949 courage to explore, I guess. Yeah, well, it's 00:04:03.949 --> 00:04:07.069 like, if you don't go to check out, like, if 00:04:07.069 --> 00:04:09.349 you don't realize you can fall off the moon and 00:04:09.349 --> 00:04:13.310 you fall into Don Juan's palace, I guess, uh, 00:04:13.430 --> 00:04:17.129 you're just gonna think the world sucks. So. 00:04:18.089 --> 00:04:21.050 Yeah, so we met that guy last time that was fucking 00:04:21.050 --> 00:04:25.910 rapping on the beat that I did for the DJ beat. 00:04:27.189 --> 00:04:35.339 Oh, yeah. Con artist. If we go to what me and 00:04:35.339 --> 00:04:38.160 Tyler did, if we go to the club and just make 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:41.040 a portal for Don Juan's, then we can just kidnap 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:45.540 a bunch of people and just be like, go through 00:04:45.540 --> 00:04:50.240 the portal and come to our rave. Oh, yeah. We 00:04:50.240 --> 00:04:54.579 should force them to. Who did that? Me and Tyler 00:04:54.579 --> 00:05:00.620 did that in the karaoke world. wait so where'd 00:05:00.620 --> 00:05:04.279 you bring people oh we brought them to the uh 00:05:04.279 --> 00:05:07.519 darkness devil uh chainsaw man world that crashes 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:11.819 your oculus oh my god i've never heard of that 00:05:11.819 --> 00:05:14.720 so i didn't know what you're talking there's 00:05:14.720 --> 00:05:18.899 just a world called based on anime darkness devil 00:05:18.899 --> 00:05:23.959 chainsaw man it's just not renderable for i think 00:05:23.959 --> 00:05:29.959 it works on pc It screws their headset up. It 00:05:29.959 --> 00:05:33.120 was just like a prank to freeze their headset. 00:05:35.360 --> 00:05:39.500 That's so messed up. That's hilarious. Yeah, 00:05:39.519 --> 00:05:43.860 that's funny. Hold on a sec. I gotta mute this 00:05:43.860 --> 00:05:50.019 real quick. Coughing in the mic. I'm a little 00:05:50.019 --> 00:05:56.759 under the water. But yeah, I'm trying to think 00:05:56.759 --> 00:05:59.800 of what else I should add. I added a radio tower. 00:05:59.920 --> 00:06:04.660 I should put WGY on it. Oh, yeah. Have you ever 00:06:04.660 --> 00:06:06.800 seen that tower? We've talked about it on the 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:11.019 podcast. Yeah, is it on the Heldenbergs? No, 00:06:11.540 --> 00:06:14.399 WGY is in Rotterdam. When you're driving from 00:06:14.399 --> 00:06:16.639 Albany to Schenectady, you see it on the side 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:19.420 there. Well, actually, it's beyond the Schenectady 00:06:19.420 --> 00:06:24.420 exit. It's like if you were driving to... It's 00:06:24.420 --> 00:06:26.500 the next exit past Schenectady on the thruway. 00:06:27.639 --> 00:06:32.100 I think it's 25A. It's like right there. It's 00:06:32.100 --> 00:06:35.959 a giant radio tower. Yeah, that's huge. It's 00:06:35.959 --> 00:06:40.160 like 200 fucking feet in the air. No, the one 00:06:40.160 --> 00:06:47.519 in Rotterdam is like 800 feet. I think it's 800. 00:06:48.620 --> 00:06:50.459 I think I was talking to somebody about that. 00:06:53.740 --> 00:06:58.079 Yeah, so we got the fucking release of more of 00:06:58.079 --> 00:07:03.600 the Epstein files right this week. Half of the 00:07:03.600 --> 00:07:06.300 Epstein files are still not going to be released. 00:07:06.600 --> 00:07:10.319 I think there's like 3 million more. Jesus Christ, 00:07:10.459 --> 00:07:15.899 man. The DOJ said, yeah, that's it. Wow. Why? 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:21.139 Because Pam Bondi is a pedophile protector, basically. 00:07:24.679 --> 00:07:27.519 Well, you know, she wouldn't have to release 00:07:27.519 --> 00:07:30.839 them all if somebody else split the responsibility. 00:07:31.259 --> 00:07:34.399 That would have been nice. Right. Prince Andrew 00:07:34.399 --> 00:07:40.120 got arrested today. Yeah, for what? Because they 00:07:40.120 --> 00:07:45.399 saw a picture of him, you know, fucking in fucking 00:07:45.399 --> 00:07:49.560 missionary over like a nine -year -old boy in 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:53.529 the Epstein files. and they're like yeah we should 00:07:53.529 --> 00:07:56.730 probably charge him with something yeah but like 00:07:56.730 --> 00:07:59.990 not not like we do here in america what's the 00:07:59.990 --> 00:08:05.050 context though well he was on epstein's island 00:08:05.050 --> 00:08:08.230 he was like he was the one one of the big ones 00:08:08.230 --> 00:08:10.509 that they knew were were on epstein's island 00:08:10.509 --> 00:08:14.470 and uh yeah but i mean like what did what did 00:08:14.470 --> 00:08:17.730 he do like dude like that could have been why 00:08:17.730 --> 00:08:21.500 would somebody be taking a picture though You 00:08:21.500 --> 00:08:26.319 know? I mean, Epstein took, like, thousands of 00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:30.079 photos of all types of shit, and I guess a lot 00:08:30.079 --> 00:08:32.460 of those photos were implicating. Like, you see 00:08:32.460 --> 00:08:34.279 the one of him and Donald Trump, and there's 00:08:34.279 --> 00:08:36.500 just, like, a bunch of kids around him. There's, 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:39.580 like, a kid, like, fucking hanging on his leg. 00:08:41.039 --> 00:08:46.720 I haven't seen that one. Yeah, it's crazy. Fucking... 00:08:46.720 --> 00:08:51.230 No, I think Prince Andrew. It was definitely 00:08:51.230 --> 00:08:56.230 implicated in the Epstein files. Well, he already 00:08:56.230 --> 00:09:01.029 got charged, though. And he paid a civil penalty 00:09:01.029 --> 00:09:05.769 for it because she was 17. She wasn't... She 00:09:05.769 --> 00:09:08.210 was... Oh, this is a different thing. This is 00:09:08.210 --> 00:09:11.529 him. Didn't you see the fucking picture of him 00:09:11.529 --> 00:09:16.370 and, like, a fucking nine -year -old boy? Yeah, 00:09:16.370 --> 00:09:18.470 so I saw some picture where there's, like, a 00:09:18.470 --> 00:09:20.730 kid on the ground, but... It's like, dude, you 00:09:20.730 --> 00:09:25.049 don't know what the context is. Yeah, what context 00:09:25.049 --> 00:09:28.669 is that going to be? Okay, especially on Epstein's 00:09:28.669 --> 00:09:31.190 Island. I don't know, dude. Maybe it's a CPR 00:09:31.190 --> 00:09:35.570 class. Oh, my fucking God. Like, I'm serious, 00:09:35.710 --> 00:09:39.070 dude. Maybe it's a boating safety class. They're 00:09:39.070 --> 00:09:44.269 on an island. He sent an email to Jeffrey Epstein, 00:09:44.289 --> 00:09:47.350 and he was like, yeah, can I come to your island? 00:09:48.360 --> 00:09:53.059 like be your pet like be your slave jesus christ 00:09:53.059 --> 00:09:56.919 he was like please jeffrey let me be your slave 00:09:56.919 --> 00:10:02.200 is that real yeah yeah there's an email in there 00:10:02.200 --> 00:10:07.320 nepsine files jesus christ dude he's fucking 00:10:07.320 --> 00:10:10.500 see i think part of the problem is like i try 00:10:10.500 --> 00:10:13.000 and give people the benefit of the doubt and 00:10:13.000 --> 00:10:15.360 i was like and i'm thinking no they like they're 00:10:15.360 --> 00:10:18.769 not that evil they're just you know like He got 00:10:18.769 --> 00:10:20.789 caught, like, banging a 17 -year -old, right? 00:10:20.909 --> 00:10:23.789 Which is bad. It's more than just pictures. There's 00:10:23.789 --> 00:10:27.929 files that implicated him of, like, you know, 00:10:27.950 --> 00:10:31.129 stories of him joining in Jeffrey Epstein and 00:10:31.129 --> 00:10:37.250 fucking kids, so... Like, yeah, but I don't think... 00:10:37.250 --> 00:10:41.909 I think Jeffrey Epstein... Well, no, he was luring 00:10:41.909 --> 00:10:43.990 a 14 -year -old, so, yeah, that's a fucking child. 00:10:44.250 --> 00:10:47.889 Yeah. but i don't i don't know if he was like 00:10:47.889 --> 00:10:51.730 i mean yeah that's pretty bad dude that's pretty 00:10:51.730 --> 00:10:55.509 that's pretty fucking bad you know but like because 00:10:55.509 --> 00:10:57.330 there's like two different classes it's like 00:10:57.330 --> 00:10:59.070 a fucking nine -year -old you're talking about 00:10:59.070 --> 00:11:01.409 a nine -year -old boy to me that's some something 00:11:01.409 --> 00:11:05.610 completely different than some predator who's 00:11:05.610 --> 00:11:08.549 fucking going after 14 to 16 year old girls like 00:11:08.549 --> 00:11:11.789 it's like a different kind of evil you know what 00:11:11.789 --> 00:11:14.570 i mean they're both evil But, like, there's different 00:11:14.570 --> 00:11:18.190 levels to this. And it's like, if Prince Andrew 00:11:18.190 --> 00:11:20.429 is, like, in that level, like, nine -year -old 00:11:20.429 --> 00:11:23.549 boy level, like, that's fucking scary, dude. 00:11:24.009 --> 00:11:28.049 I mean, there's levels, and there's even levels 00:11:28.049 --> 00:11:34.129 past that, which are, you go past sexually assaulting 00:11:34.129 --> 00:11:38.590 kids, and you just start eating them. Yeah, is 00:11:38.590 --> 00:11:42.179 there any actual evidence of that, though? Oh, 00:11:42.220 --> 00:11:46.139 yeah. I was reading a file. This one girl, they 00:11:46.139 --> 00:11:47.899 interviewed this seven -year -old girl, and she 00:11:47.899 --> 00:11:51.659 was like, yeah, I fucking saw them eating a baby, 00:11:51.779 --> 00:11:54.440 and they were eating him alive. And she was crying 00:11:54.440 --> 00:11:57.320 about it. They interviewed a seven -year -old 00:11:57.320 --> 00:12:01.139 that said this? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, maybe not a 00:12:01.139 --> 00:12:03.320 reliable source, but we'll have to wait until 00:12:03.320 --> 00:12:05.659 she's over. Well, there's plenty of references 00:12:05.659 --> 00:12:09.759 in the App Scene files of them saying, you know, 00:12:09.799 --> 00:12:14.590 make me some... beef jerky. Like, bring me some 00:12:14.590 --> 00:12:17.769 fucking beef jerky. And they were referring to, 00:12:17.870 --> 00:12:22.169 like, children as jerky. Yeah, but I mean... 00:12:22.169 --> 00:12:27.850 Yeah, that's pretty bad. They were like, yeah, 00:12:27.850 --> 00:12:31.250 my pizza's in the oven. They had, like, a pregnant 00:12:31.250 --> 00:12:34.370 lady, like, yeah. Jeffrey Epstein's, like, pizza's 00:12:34.370 --> 00:12:37.289 in the oven. And there was, like, an email of 00:12:37.289 --> 00:12:39.320 him, like, being, like... Oh, do you want me 00:12:39.320 --> 00:12:46.259 to torture her or just eat her? No way. Yeah, 00:12:46.379 --> 00:12:50.419 I think I sent that to your chat today. Or no, 00:12:50.500 --> 00:12:55.120 I didn't. I didn't see that. Yeah, man. I mean, 00:12:55.200 --> 00:12:58.220 there's a possibility that they were doing some 00:12:58.220 --> 00:13:01.259 real evil shit. But I'm just, until I see some 00:13:01.259 --> 00:13:04.059 proof, like until it's like actually confirmed, 00:13:04.279 --> 00:13:05.799 I'm just going to assume that it was like an 00:13:05.799 --> 00:13:08.360 old... That he was just a fucking old pedophile. 00:13:08.620 --> 00:13:11.539 Like, a lot of those, dude. A lot of those in 00:13:11.539 --> 00:13:17.059 the world. There's some fucking satanic shit. 00:13:17.220 --> 00:13:19.179 Like, you see that Jeffrey Epstein interview? 00:13:19.840 --> 00:13:22.320 And he's talking about, like, the concept of 00:13:22.320 --> 00:13:25.399 the soul. Yeah. Like, whether people have souls. 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:30.980 And he's, like, kind of talking about that and 00:13:30.980 --> 00:13:34.759 relating it to doing his rituals. Like, his satanic 00:13:34.759 --> 00:13:38.809 rituals. Like, kind of using that as, I don't 00:13:38.809 --> 00:13:41.049 know, reasoning to be a Satanist or something. 00:13:41.830 --> 00:13:46.049 See, I didn't get that from it at all. No? I 00:13:46.049 --> 00:13:48.669 didn't, no, I didn't hear that. Like, I heard 00:13:48.669 --> 00:13:50.950 the whole interview, but I didn't gather that 00:13:50.950 --> 00:13:54.450 from it. I just got that he's an old guy talking 00:13:54.450 --> 00:13:58.370 about, like, people have souls, you know? But, 00:13:58.610 --> 00:14:05.850 what do you think his, he's Jewish, right? Oh, 00:14:05.870 --> 00:14:12.330 yeah. So does he believe in an afterlife? I don't 00:14:12.330 --> 00:14:14.149 know what Jews believe, dude. Maybe that's something 00:14:14.149 --> 00:14:16.830 we should look up. I don't think Jews necessarily 00:14:16.830 --> 00:14:21.509 believe in an afterlife. Oh, let me see. I think 00:14:21.509 --> 00:14:26.750 they're uncertain, right? What the afterlife 00:14:26.750 --> 00:14:31.809 is. I don't know. Which makes sense as what you 00:14:31.809 --> 00:14:36.110 should be because we have no proof of it. I can 00:14:36.110 --> 00:14:39.129 get down with that. Do Jews believe in the afterlife? 00:14:41.769 --> 00:14:43.750 Yes, but it's not defined the same way across 00:14:43.750 --> 00:14:46.830 Judaism. Hold on one second. Let me take this 00:14:46.830 --> 00:14:52.929 headset off. I gotta try and read this. That's 00:14:52.929 --> 00:14:55.730 like a meme, actually. If you ask a Jew what 00:14:55.730 --> 00:14:59.529 happens when you die, they just go off on a tangent 00:14:59.529 --> 00:15:02.490 and don't answer the question. Well, I mean, 00:15:02.490 --> 00:15:05.509 maybe that's an actually good answer. It is a 00:15:05.509 --> 00:15:07.769 good answer. It's better than saying, you know, 00:15:07.789 --> 00:15:10.610 I know what's going to happen for sure, like 00:15:10.610 --> 00:15:14.450 Christians do. It says, yes, but it's not defined 00:15:14.450 --> 00:15:16.269 the same way across Judaism, and it's generally 00:15:16.269 --> 00:15:18.330 less emphasized than in Christianity or Islam. 00:15:18.990 --> 00:15:21.870 That's weird. It says, common concepts you'll 00:15:21.870 --> 00:15:25.990 see. Olam Haba, with the world to come, a broad 00:15:25.990 --> 00:15:29.389 idea of post -death existence or future perfected 00:15:29.389 --> 00:15:33.779 state. Gone Eden, spiritual reward state. not 00:15:33.779 --> 00:15:42.879 identical to the christian heaven usually understood 00:15:42.879 --> 00:15:45.580 as temporary purification not eternal damnation 00:15:45.580 --> 00:15:49.200 oh i see so it's like you only get punished for 00:15:49.200 --> 00:15:53.320 a little bit then what do you you go to heaven 00:15:53.320 --> 00:15:57.860 or you just cease to exist dude it sounds like 00:15:57.860 --> 00:16:00.340 they don't even know what they believe that's 00:16:00.340 --> 00:16:03.440 a problem It's not a problem because I think 00:16:03.440 --> 00:16:05.740 that's how it should be. Because like, that's 00:16:05.740 --> 00:16:08.700 why a lot of people are agnostics. It's like, 00:16:08.759 --> 00:16:12.720 we don't have any proof of the afterlife. Can't 00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:16.059 say for sure what's going to happen. Yeah. You 00:16:16.059 --> 00:16:17.940 got to believe in something though. Like, I mean, 00:16:17.960 --> 00:16:19.360 if you're going to have a religion, you got to 00:16:19.360 --> 00:16:22.379 kind of, that's the whole point of religion is 00:16:22.379 --> 00:16:27.659 like, what comes next? I feel like. Yeah. Maybe 00:16:27.659 --> 00:16:31.409 the question is not what comes next. It's like, 00:16:31.570 --> 00:16:39.549 what do you do while you're here? So Orthodox 00:16:39.549 --> 00:16:42.429 believe clearly in an afterlife and resurrection. 00:16:44.409 --> 00:16:47.470 Regular Jews, conservative Jews generally affirm 00:16:47.470 --> 00:16:50.789 afterlife allows varied interpretation. That's 00:16:50.789 --> 00:16:52.889 so weird. I didn't know that. There's so much 00:16:52.889 --> 00:16:57.269 about Judaism. I just don't understand. How does 00:16:57.269 --> 00:17:01.389 FC justify that in his mind? Like, does he think 00:17:01.389 --> 00:17:04.630 he's going to burn in hell for, you know, his 00:17:04.630 --> 00:17:09.430 sins? Well, I think he's, I think he's ethnically 00:17:09.430 --> 00:17:11.529 Jewish. I don't think he's like, he might not 00:17:11.529 --> 00:17:15.410 be religiously Jewish, you know, but they often 00:17:15.410 --> 00:17:17.809 get intermixed. It's weird, dude. I would say 00:17:17.809 --> 00:17:20.750 he's not probably not that religious after he 00:17:20.750 --> 00:17:25.710 started eating babies. I don't even think there's 00:17:25.710 --> 00:17:28.869 any proof of that though. Like, I really don't 00:17:28.869 --> 00:17:31.329 think that he was fucking that evil, dude. I 00:17:31.329 --> 00:17:33.630 think he was just like, what do they call it? 00:17:34.009 --> 00:17:35.849 He's like, he even said in the interview, he's 00:17:35.849 --> 00:17:41.309 like a class one... What is that? A class one 00:17:41.309 --> 00:17:47.450 sexual... Sex offender. Not class one. Whatever 00:17:47.450 --> 00:17:50.970 is like the lowest. He said, I'm the lowest sex 00:17:50.970 --> 00:17:56.049 offender. But... Yeah, did you see that? You 00:17:56.049 --> 00:17:59.170 know, the video of... how he got like the best 00:17:59.170 --> 00:18:02.950 lawyers in the world to get him off and reduce 00:18:02.950 --> 00:18:06.049 that sentence and kind of like threaten the legal 00:18:06.049 --> 00:18:10.769 system in order to uh get out of jail free i 00:18:10.769 --> 00:18:12.309 mean he didn't even care that he went to jail 00:18:12.309 --> 00:18:17.710 yeah dude he um he's best friends with a rockefeller 00:18:17.710 --> 00:18:21.789 so when you're best friends with a rockefeller 00:18:21.789 --> 00:18:23.930 you don't go to jail like you do for a little 00:18:23.930 --> 00:18:27.259 bit for show But you ain't staying there, bud. 00:18:28.359 --> 00:18:31.019 Yeah. You know, he talked about in that interview 00:18:31.019 --> 00:18:35.200 how he was best friends with David Rockefeller. 00:18:35.200 --> 00:18:37.579 One of the Rockefellers got him hired at Bear 00:18:37.579 --> 00:18:44.259 Stearns. What's Bear Stearns? It's a finance 00:18:44.259 --> 00:18:48.339 company in New York City. Bear Stearns was one 00:18:48.339 --> 00:18:51.640 of the big ones that got bailed out during the 00:18:51.640 --> 00:18:59.299 2008 financial crisis. I was looking through 00:18:59.299 --> 00:19:02.220 some emails from Jeffrey Epstein. You know somebody 00:19:02.220 --> 00:19:05.119 set up a thing where you can log into Gmail, 00:19:05.400 --> 00:19:08.240 and it's like a clone of Jeffrey Epstein's email 00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:10.839 account, so you can actually log in like you're 00:19:10.839 --> 00:19:15.599 him. It's called J -Mail. J -Mail? I've got to 00:19:15.599 --> 00:19:19.460 go on that. I sent it to the chat. It's missing 00:19:19.460 --> 00:19:22.059 a lot, though, so you can't use it as a legitimate 00:19:22.059 --> 00:19:27.750 search. The only way to do it is, well... It'll 00:19:27.750 --> 00:19:29.650 show you emails, but it doesn't show you the 00:19:29.650 --> 00:19:35.849 Epstein files. Yeah, dude, I think it's all connected. 00:19:36.250 --> 00:19:43.069 We got this email, and Ghislaine Maxwell was 00:19:43.069 --> 00:19:46.490 talking after 9 -11, like a week after 9 -11. 00:19:48.069 --> 00:19:53.049 She was like, where's the real pilot? What does 00:19:53.049 --> 00:19:57.480 that mean? Like the real pilot. that flew the 00:19:57.480 --> 00:20:00.140 plane. Because they probably just put like a 00:20:00.140 --> 00:20:05.599 crisis actorhood. Or they were remote controlled. 00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:12.859 And there was no pilot. So they sent a fake plane 00:20:12.859 --> 00:20:15.000 into the trade centers and then the real plane 00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:20.339 diverted. They landed it somewhere. So she's 00:20:20.339 --> 00:20:23.460 saying where they put the real pilot. There was 00:20:23.460 --> 00:20:29.049 another thing though. There was another thing 00:20:29.049 --> 00:20:32.430 that she sent about 9 -11 that was, like, before 00:20:32.430 --> 00:20:35.829 it, and she was like, this is like a meeting. 00:20:38.410 --> 00:20:45.190 Hold on. The shadow commission for 9 -11. She 00:20:45.190 --> 00:20:48.289 was invited to a secret shadow commission for 00:20:48.289 --> 00:20:57.450 9 -11. A secret shadow commission? Yeah. When 00:20:57.450 --> 00:20:59.930 was this? A week after it happened, you said? 00:21:00.309 --> 00:21:05.650 No, this was before it happened. It was before 00:21:05.650 --> 00:21:12.730 it happened? There's another email about in 2015 00:21:12.730 --> 00:21:17.150 about pandemics. Somebody sent Jeffrey Epstein 00:21:17.150 --> 00:21:20.440 the email. about the Geneva meeting on pandemics, 00:21:20.440 --> 00:21:23.400 and they said, please find the attached draft 00:21:23.400 --> 00:21:26.240 agenda for the meeting on preparing for pandemics 00:21:26.240 --> 00:21:31.099 as requested. Let's discuss next steps. For example, 00:21:31.099 --> 00:21:37.160 how to officially involve the WHO and ICRC. Best 00:21:37.160 --> 00:21:40.059 regards. I hope we can pull this off. Like, they're 00:21:40.059 --> 00:21:43.099 talking about fucking COVID, dude. Yeah, but 00:21:43.099 --> 00:21:46.700 that's... They said, I hope we can pull this 00:21:46.700 --> 00:21:50.440 off. That's probably Bill Gates. Yeah, I mean, 00:21:50.460 --> 00:21:54.839 it's from Redacted, so... Yeah, it's 100 % Bill 00:21:54.839 --> 00:21:59.740 Gates, dude. Like, Bill Gates is obsessed with, 00:21:59.779 --> 00:22:01.579 like, being the guy to save the world for some 00:22:01.579 --> 00:22:04.559 reason. It's like, dude, just calm down. Like, 00:22:04.579 --> 00:22:06.859 you made fucking windows. Like, you didn't fucking... 00:22:06.859 --> 00:22:10.700 You're not gonna save the world from disease, 00:22:10.900 --> 00:22:15.480 bro. No, I think they were saying, I hope we 00:22:15.480 --> 00:22:19.240 can pull this off. Like they were kind of using 00:22:19.240 --> 00:22:23.039 COVID, right? And they started COVID in order 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:26.559 to give people the vaccine so they can implant 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:30.460 like chips into everybody's arms, into everybody's 00:22:30.460 --> 00:22:34.339 bodies so they could fucking control them. Dude, 00:22:34.359 --> 00:22:37.259 I saw this thing on Facebook that said it was 00:22:37.259 --> 00:22:39.759 Jeffrey Epstein wanted to impregnate the world. 00:22:41.740 --> 00:22:45.900 and he was really into like virology and shit 00:22:45.900 --> 00:22:51.720 and like the whole the whole vaccine thing was 00:22:51.720 --> 00:22:57.680 actually to uh it was actually to um so he could 00:22:57.680 --> 00:23:00.960 he could integrate his dna with everybody else's 00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:05.779 oh it was and he was trying to like you know 00:23:05.779 --> 00:23:10.789 impregnate thousands of women so he could I have 00:23:10.789 --> 00:23:15.690 a bunch of offspring. Jeffrey Epstein? Yeah. 00:23:16.670 --> 00:23:19.630 Yeah, dude. He was trying to be, like... Because, 00:23:19.690 --> 00:23:23.109 dude, what's your, like... What's your main goal, 00:23:23.250 --> 00:23:27.130 like, of life for a man is to, like, procreate? 00:23:27.869 --> 00:23:31.710 It's for everybody, really. So it's, like, to 00:23:31.710 --> 00:23:38.529 procreate as much as possible. So... Like, Genghis 00:23:38.529 --> 00:23:41.740 Khan... What was it, like a thousand people he 00:23:41.740 --> 00:23:46.660 impregnated? Yeah, I mean, he has millions of 00:23:46.660 --> 00:23:50.259 descendants. Yeah, like he won the game, dude. 00:23:50.960 --> 00:23:54.880 You know what I mean? So it's like, you can sneak 00:23:54.880 --> 00:23:59.000 your DNA into fucking 300 million people. Like, 00:23:59.000 --> 00:24:03.000 you won the game. You won the genetic game. You 00:24:03.000 --> 00:24:07.329 won the evolutionary game. Yeah, fucking... Genghis 00:24:07.329 --> 00:24:10.609 Khan. I think we were talking about in the beginning 00:24:10.609 --> 00:24:14.390 of the podcast how every white person is related 00:24:14.390 --> 00:24:18.869 to a descendant of Charlemagne, the king. Oh, 00:24:18.869 --> 00:24:26.869 yeah. Is that true? Yeah. Damn. How long ago 00:24:26.869 --> 00:24:30.390 was that? It was around a thousand years ago. 00:24:32.930 --> 00:24:39.140 Wow. So every white person? Every person of European 00:24:39.140 --> 00:24:45.859 descent. That's fucking crazy. Why? Just because 00:24:45.859 --> 00:24:49.940 he had so many wives? Well, it's exponential. 00:24:50.079 --> 00:24:56.039 So if it was 50 generations ago, each person 00:24:56.039 --> 00:25:03.019 has two to four kids. Let's see. Who was this 00:25:03.019 --> 00:25:12.759 guy? Charlemagne. The king of France. I'm going 00:25:12.759 --> 00:25:17.720 to look that up. Was every... Hold on. Is every 00:25:17.720 --> 00:25:30.079 European related to Charlemagne? Let's see what 00:25:30.079 --> 00:25:35.670 it says. Almost certainly yes for native Europeans. 00:25:37.150 --> 00:25:42.730 Something else Casey's right about. 1 ,200 years 00:25:42.730 --> 00:25:46.490 ago, over that many generations, family trees 00:25:46.490 --> 00:25:48.690 expand exponentially. That's another word Casey 00:25:48.690 --> 00:25:52.710 used. Very quickly, the number of ancestral slots 00:25:52.710 --> 00:25:55.630 exceeds the actual population at the time. I 00:25:55.630 --> 00:25:57.690 don't know what that means because European populations 00:25:57.690 --> 00:26:00.170 mixed extensively, successful when you just spread 00:26:00.170 --> 00:26:04.099 everywhere. It means that they fucked their cousins. 00:26:05.279 --> 00:26:09.640 Yes, yep. Geneticists and genealogists generally 00:26:09.640 --> 00:26:12.380 agree, if you have broad European ancestry, you're 00:26:12.380 --> 00:26:14.380 extremely likely descended from Charlemagne. 00:26:15.259 --> 00:26:18.119 Yep. The same logic applies to many other medieval 00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:21.400 individuals who left descendants. It's not special. 00:26:21.619 --> 00:26:23.599 Mathematically, most people from that era who 00:26:23.599 --> 00:26:25.880 have any surviving lines become ancestors of 00:26:25.880 --> 00:26:31.779 nearly everyone. It says this refers to genealogical 00:26:31.779 --> 00:26:35.420 ancestry, not necessarily detectable DNA. After 00:26:35.420 --> 00:26:37.740 so many generations, you may inherit zero genetic 00:26:37.740 --> 00:26:40.759 material from a specific ancestor while still 00:26:40.759 --> 00:26:43.079 being a true descendant. That's wild. How is 00:26:43.079 --> 00:26:46.720 that possible? Well, because you get half your 00:26:46.720 --> 00:26:49.180 DNA from your mom and dad, right? So you cut 00:26:49.180 --> 00:26:54.900 50 in half. 25 is 13 .25. Keep dividing it in 00:26:54.900 --> 00:26:57.660 half eventually. It's going to get to the point 00:26:57.660 --> 00:27:01.200 where it's nothing. That's fucking crazy. Well, 00:27:01.200 --> 00:27:03.519 it's next to nothing, but you can't exactly round 00:27:03.519 --> 00:27:07.220 it off of one chromosome. Well, it can never 00:27:07.220 --> 00:27:12.000 be nothing, but it's like 99 .99999 repeating 00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:17.119 is like... It can be nothing, though, because 00:27:17.119 --> 00:27:22.759 you only get certain traits from each side of 00:27:22.759 --> 00:27:26.279 you, from each person that does it. So, like, 00:27:26.299 --> 00:27:28.180 eventually you're going to get to nothing because 00:27:28.180 --> 00:27:31.200 you can't have, you know, a fraction of a chromosome. 00:27:32.700 --> 00:27:36.519 Or you can't have a fraction of a gene. You can't? 00:27:38.920 --> 00:27:41.319 Well, like, the gene to make your hair brown, 00:27:41.359 --> 00:27:44.220 you can't have a fraction of that gene. You got 00:27:44.220 --> 00:27:48.539 to have a whole gene. Dude, that's fucking wild. 00:27:48.680 --> 00:27:51.700 So there's people that you're descended from 00:27:51.700 --> 00:27:53.599 that you're not even technically related to. 00:27:55.150 --> 00:27:57.849 Oh, you're related to them. You just don't... 00:27:57.849 --> 00:28:04.190 Yeah, but you don't carry any other DNA. Right, 00:28:04.430 --> 00:28:07.670 yeah, if it's like a thousand years ago. Dude, 00:28:07.690 --> 00:28:11.269 that's fucking crazy. It's like hard to wrap 00:28:11.269 --> 00:28:14.589 your head around. Well, it's like, basically, 00:28:14.970 --> 00:28:20.069 you know, genetic recombination is just remixing, 00:28:20.069 --> 00:28:25.049 reshuffling a deck of cards. So every time you 00:28:25.049 --> 00:28:27.789 make a new generation, it's just shuffling a 00:28:27.789 --> 00:28:31.549 deck of cards. Eventually, you know, eventually 00:28:31.549 --> 00:28:34.769 you're going to run out of cards. What is recombination? 00:28:36.849 --> 00:28:39.289 Well, like your mom, your mom and your dad have 00:28:39.289 --> 00:28:42.250 genes, but you're not a clone of your mom or 00:28:42.250 --> 00:28:45.150 your dad. You have both their genes. So they 00:28:45.150 --> 00:28:47.869 like basically their, their chromosomes line 00:28:47.869 --> 00:28:51.049 up and mix together and they exchange different 00:28:51.049 --> 00:28:53.910 pieces. Like, they give each other different 00:28:53.910 --> 00:28:56.910 pieces of the chromosome so that they combine 00:28:56.910 --> 00:28:59.349 together and give you a different set of genes. 00:29:01.029 --> 00:29:04.390 So, oh, yeah, okay, that kind of makes sense, 00:29:04.450 --> 00:29:06.529 but I thought you were saying that your genes 00:29:06.529 --> 00:29:11.890 aren't the same as your parents. They are, but 00:29:11.890 --> 00:29:16.470 only, like, 50 % from each parent. Right, right, 00:29:16.509 --> 00:29:18.559 but I thought I... I thought you were trying 00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:20.980 to say that you get a new set of genes different 00:29:20.980 --> 00:29:25.599 than your parents. Well, there's some genes that 00:29:25.599 --> 00:29:28.380 you could be lost out on. You have four grandparents, 00:29:28.700 --> 00:29:32.859 right? And you might not necessarily get a trait 00:29:32.859 --> 00:29:36.940 that one of them had. It's only a one in four 00:29:36.940 --> 00:29:43.019 chance. Huh. Where'd you learn so much about 00:29:43.019 --> 00:29:48.240 genetics, dude? Taking genetics. course in college. 00:29:49.279 --> 00:29:54.980 I took a course called genetics. Oh, damn. Did 00:29:54.980 --> 00:30:01.000 you take that at Albany Pharmacy? I took that 00:30:01.000 --> 00:30:04.920 one at UAlbany, but there's also a lot of genetics 00:30:04.920 --> 00:30:14.039 and the other biology classes. Huh. Dude, so 00:30:14.039 --> 00:30:19.180 what's your degree in? uh human biology oh shit 00:30:19.180 --> 00:30:23.700 there you go dude you could literally you could 00:30:23.700 --> 00:30:26.880 you could um you were you could work a lot of 00:30:26.880 --> 00:30:31.400 places with that yeah if you want to like if 00:30:31.400 --> 00:30:35.420 you want to work in a lab or something yeah pete 00:30:35.420 --> 00:30:38.000 uh i think he's got a biology degree he works 00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:42.579 at regeneron maverick oh yeah i think you can 00:30:42.579 --> 00:30:45.720 you can work there with a bachelor's degree but 00:30:45.720 --> 00:30:47.880 most people get it i think a lot of people get 00:30:47.880 --> 00:30:51.920 it for like that degree for pre -med yeah that's 00:30:51.920 --> 00:30:53.519 kind of what you're doing right not pre -med 00:30:53.519 --> 00:30:58.160 but like pa oh yeah pre -health care i guess 00:30:58.160 --> 00:31:08.099 pre -health care yeah um did you uh do you do 00:31:08.099 --> 00:31:11.720 you um like you you said you wanted to do pa 00:31:11.720 --> 00:31:13.980 if you could do that today would you still do 00:31:13.980 --> 00:31:18.819 it or no No. No? Because you see what they do? 00:31:20.440 --> 00:31:24.299 Because I wouldn't work in healthcare. Yeah, 00:31:24.440 --> 00:31:26.480 you're just like tapped out of it, right? Yeah, 00:31:26.500 --> 00:31:29.099 because I wouldn't even work in healthcare at 00:31:29.099 --> 00:31:33.859 all. Yeah. So if you could go back, you would 00:31:33.859 --> 00:31:39.140 have chosen something else. I mean, you know, 00:31:39.220 --> 00:31:42.920 there's a... I guess I have different phases 00:31:42.920 --> 00:31:45.619 of things I'm into, but... you know i'm really 00:31:45.619 --> 00:31:49.019 into the music right now maybe i could maybe 00:31:49.019 --> 00:31:52.440 i uh if i got like a music degree or something 00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:54.599 i don't think that's really necessary but unless 00:31:54.599 --> 00:31:57.839 you want to like have a degree to be a teacher 00:31:57.839 --> 00:32:00.799 if i was going to teach people on the side but 00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:04.700 yeah dude you don't need a degree to teach music 00:32:04.700 --> 00:32:07.299 well to teach music you might but you don't need 00:32:07.299 --> 00:32:10.819 a degree to make music i took music classes in 00:32:10.819 --> 00:32:14.980 college Well, they got your money, didn't they? 00:32:15.420 --> 00:32:18.339 Yes. I took this class called, like, fucking 00:32:18.339 --> 00:32:21.119 world music. And we were just, like, sitting 00:32:21.119 --> 00:32:24.180 there listening to, like, fucking African, like, 00:32:24.240 --> 00:32:27.519 music. Like, old fucking African chants and drums. 00:32:28.819 --> 00:32:32.099 Oh, my God. Do you think you're still paying 00:32:32.099 --> 00:32:34.140 the student loans on that? Yeah, that was at 00:32:34.140 --> 00:32:37.819 the pharmacy college. I am still paying the student 00:32:37.819 --> 00:32:42.039 loans. Dude, that's fucking nuts. But, I mean. 00:32:42.960 --> 00:32:45.559 You got a lot of, like, actual education, too. 00:32:45.640 --> 00:32:47.380 But that's what I hate about college is they 00:32:47.380 --> 00:32:51.740 throw in these dumb classes. You know? It's, 00:32:51.799 --> 00:32:53.960 like, I like, like, targeted learning. Like, 00:32:53.960 --> 00:32:56.220 things that actually, like, apply to the job 00:32:56.220 --> 00:33:00.500 you're doing. You know? Yeah. Yeah, the best 00:33:00.500 --> 00:33:03.380 part was, like, the guy who came in with the 00:33:03.380 --> 00:33:08.900 old blues steel slide guitar. That was, like, 00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:12.539 from the 20s or 30s or something. He played it 00:33:12.539 --> 00:33:16.099 for us. He asked me if I wanted to play, but 00:33:16.099 --> 00:33:20.640 at that point, I didn't feel comfortable getting 00:33:20.640 --> 00:33:25.220 up in front of everybody and playing. Yeah, it 00:33:25.220 --> 00:33:30.940 was a blues guitar? Yeah, a steel guitar. Like 00:33:30.940 --> 00:33:36.140 a slide guitar, they call it. Like used in blues 00:33:36.140 --> 00:33:47.730 music from the 20s, 30s. Oh shit. Damn. But why? 00:33:47.789 --> 00:33:52.269 You didn't play it because what? Because you 00:33:52.269 --> 00:33:56.029 were afraid you were going to mess it up? Yeah, 00:33:56.069 --> 00:33:59.829 I didn't really perform much for people at that 00:33:59.829 --> 00:34:05.269 point. Yeah. Dude, getting up in front of people 00:34:05.269 --> 00:34:09.099 is difficult, man. you know like i give i give 00:34:09.099 --> 00:34:11.099 you and kyle a lot of credit for doing that open 00:34:11.099 --> 00:34:16.039 mic like dude i have such like um like uh performance 00:34:16.039 --> 00:34:20.280 anxiety like stage fright you know i could i 00:34:20.280 --> 00:34:22.360 could never do that if i was doing something 00:34:22.360 --> 00:34:26.280 like not really like uh like not the main role 00:34:26.280 --> 00:34:29.059 like in the background i could do that like if 00:34:29.059 --> 00:34:32.179 i if you know like if i played like keytar i 00:34:32.179 --> 00:34:35.000 could do that but being up there singing that 00:34:35.000 --> 00:34:38.010 takes some balls bro you can play rhythm guitar 00:34:38.010 --> 00:34:41.389 yeah that's in the background yeah like you know 00:34:41.389 --> 00:34:45.190 yeah dude like just like um something where you're 00:34:45.190 --> 00:34:49.030 not the like front man you know what i really 00:34:49.030 --> 00:34:52.309 need what we really need actually is like a sound 00:34:52.309 --> 00:34:55.469 guy and a light guy like to like if i program 00:34:55.469 --> 00:34:59.570 the light shows and you kind of just like you 00:34:59.570 --> 00:35:03.429 uh set it up and you uh you run it and you like 00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:08.139 there's some manual cues that you have to do, 00:35:08.260 --> 00:35:12.619 or you have to adjust the sound levels when we're 00:35:12.619 --> 00:35:17.099 setting up and shit. Yeah. Yeah, like a roadie. 00:35:18.280 --> 00:35:23.119 No, it's not a roadie. A roadie is just like 00:35:23.119 --> 00:35:27.659 somebody who carries equipment. Oh, so just like 00:35:27.659 --> 00:35:31.320 a sound tech, basically. A sound tech and a light 00:35:31.320 --> 00:35:34.570 tech, but I feel like you could... You could 00:35:34.570 --> 00:35:35.969 probably mix them together. You could probably 00:35:35.969 --> 00:35:41.530 do both at the same time if it's not a huge show. 00:35:42.630 --> 00:35:48.070 Yeah, dude. It's not an audio engineer because 00:35:48.070 --> 00:35:51.670 it's more than that. Audio -visual engineer. 00:35:52.190 --> 00:35:57.949 Yeah, an AV tech. Yeah. Yeah, I can do that, 00:35:58.050 --> 00:36:02.690 bro. You'd be good at that. I could have fun 00:36:02.690 --> 00:36:06.570 doing that. Yeah, I'll show you how to do some 00:36:06.570 --> 00:36:11.449 things. That'd be cool. Hell yeah, dude. I think 00:36:11.449 --> 00:36:16.090 I'm stuck. What's that? I'm stuck here. Stuck 00:36:16.090 --> 00:36:18.889 where? I'm like floating in the air. Oh, there 00:36:18.889 --> 00:36:21.969 we go. Oh, yeah. I was going to say respawn. 00:36:23.369 --> 00:36:27.469 Take a jump. Yeah. I'm going to make Mars too. 00:36:29.289 --> 00:36:33.170 So you can... I don't know how you get to Mars 00:36:33.170 --> 00:36:36.039 though. I could make it so you spawn there, too. 00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:38.360 Elon Musk says, no, you get to Mars, either. 00:36:38.900 --> 00:36:42.099 He fucking gave up on Mars, and he's like, okay, 00:36:42.559 --> 00:36:46.119 guys, so we're going to set up a colony on the 00:36:46.119 --> 00:36:51.659 moon instead of Mars. That's actually exactly 00:36:51.659 --> 00:36:56.000 what he sounds like. Dude, I saw this YouTube 00:36:56.000 --> 00:36:57.960 video. This guy did an impression of him. It 00:36:57.960 --> 00:37:01.639 was so good. It was so funny. Yeah, that does 00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:06.360 sound like him. Dude, I think they said that 00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:08.820 Mars is going to be like 20 years before they 00:37:08.820 --> 00:37:13.739 can actually get there reliably. It turns out 00:37:13.739 --> 00:37:18.199 that we can't actually build a colony on Mars 00:37:18.199 --> 00:37:21.400 yet. We can only go to the moon right now. So 00:37:21.400 --> 00:37:24.420 we're going to set up a colony there instead. 00:37:25.199 --> 00:37:29.800 And hopefully we can go there in the next 10 00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:35.469 years, I think. well dude i think it makes more 00:37:35.469 --> 00:37:37.789 sense to go to the moon i actually had that question 00:37:37.789 --> 00:37:40.769 you can check my chat gbt i said why are we going 00:37:40.769 --> 00:37:43.070 to mars like why not start on the moon and then 00:37:43.070 --> 00:37:47.309 like get things like um down pat there and then 00:37:47.309 --> 00:37:50.409 go to mars like that's just logical you know 00:37:50.409 --> 00:37:55.630 because maybe going to to the moon isn't like 00:37:55.630 --> 00:37:58.289 we've already been there so it's not that sexy 00:37:59.050 --> 00:38:02.090 like mars is like the unexplored territory but 00:38:02.090 --> 00:38:04.269 dude there's a lot of the moon we haven't that's 00:38:04.269 --> 00:38:08.530 never been touched you know i'm pretty sure like 00:38:08.530 --> 00:38:11.570 the whole moon hasn't been touched except like 00:38:11.570 --> 00:38:15.510 one spot but dude you get if you get it down 00:38:15.510 --> 00:38:20.989 to yeah seriously you get it down to um uh to 00:38:20.989 --> 00:38:24.010 like a science like getting stuff to the moon 00:38:24.010 --> 00:38:27.130 and like setting up a colony there and like You 00:38:27.130 --> 00:38:30.869 get that shit down to a literal process, you 00:38:30.869 --> 00:38:32.989 just transfer that to Mars, and you're all set. 00:38:33.210 --> 00:38:35.530 So it's like, we can start doing stuff, like, 00:38:35.570 --> 00:38:37.969 we can start colonizing. Dude, you know how awesome 00:38:37.969 --> 00:38:39.690 it's going to be to be able to take a rocket 00:38:39.690 --> 00:38:43.309 to the moon? Yeah. That's a pretty good band, 00:38:43.409 --> 00:38:45.750 by the way. A rocket to the moon. Just throwing 00:38:45.750 --> 00:38:50.969 that out there. Is that a band? Yeah. Interesting 00:38:50.969 --> 00:38:54.989 name. But, dude, can you imagine, like, instead 00:38:54.989 --> 00:38:57.449 of going, like... oh, I'm going to go to Europe 00:38:57.449 --> 00:38:59.869 on vacation. It's like, dude, I'm going to go 00:38:59.869 --> 00:39:05.809 to the moon. Like, that shit's wild. Yeah, I 00:39:05.809 --> 00:39:09.210 don't think we're far away from people taking 00:39:09.210 --> 00:39:13.590 vacations to different planets. No. I mean, do 00:39:13.590 --> 00:39:16.610 you have to sleep in a... Do you have to sleep 00:39:16.610 --> 00:39:18.929 in a spacesuit, though? Like, in case shit goes 00:39:18.929 --> 00:39:22.730 south? Like, you just pop your hood over on your 00:39:22.730 --> 00:39:27.030 spacesuit? That should be awesome. Oh, yeah. 00:39:28.349 --> 00:39:30.130 I'm sure it would be like a plane where they 00:39:30.130 --> 00:39:33.570 have... You know, because they don't have parachutes 00:39:33.570 --> 00:39:35.489 for people on planes. So I guess you're just 00:39:35.489 --> 00:39:39.989 fucked if you die. Yeah, like, what do you mean? 00:39:40.110 --> 00:39:41.750 Oh, you're saying, like, if something goes wrong? 00:39:41.829 --> 00:39:44.570 Yeah, but... Dude, they don't have parachutes 00:39:44.570 --> 00:39:48.809 on planes because it would be so... It would 00:39:48.809 --> 00:39:53.190 be so... Like, modern aviation is, like, insanely 00:39:53.190 --> 00:39:59.820 safe. It's so safe, it's ridiculous. It's because 00:39:59.820 --> 00:40:04.139 of money. There would be a huge waste of money 00:40:04.139 --> 00:40:07.340 with the amount of times that they actually use 00:40:07.340 --> 00:40:11.400 it. And it would take up a huge amount of the 00:40:11.400 --> 00:40:17.880 weight limit. I mean, there's some small planes 00:40:17.880 --> 00:40:19.940 now that have parachutes built into the actual 00:40:19.940 --> 00:40:25.650 plane. Dude, that shit's legit. Like those, it 00:40:25.650 --> 00:40:28.869 makes flying a plane like so much safer. I mean, 00:40:28.869 --> 00:40:30.750 if you're flying a plane, would you want a parachute? 00:40:31.030 --> 00:40:33.570 Would you feel safer with a parachute on board? 00:40:34.110 --> 00:40:38.829 Oh, absolutely. Yeah. But I mean, you know, are 00:40:38.829 --> 00:40:40.409 you going to have time to like strap one up? 00:40:40.530 --> 00:40:47.289 Like, you know, like, uh, that's why it's better 00:40:47.289 --> 00:40:48.949 to just have one that's connected to the plane. 00:40:49.210 --> 00:40:51.550 Like I, what's the name of the company that does 00:40:51.550 --> 00:40:56.829 that? It's the... I think Vision Jet has a parachute. 00:40:57.989 --> 00:41:04.929 Let me see. Chat GPT. Does the Vision Jet have 00:41:04.929 --> 00:41:13.570 a parachute? Is it the Vision Jet or is it... 00:41:13.570 --> 00:41:16.250 Yes, the Sirius Vision Jet. Dude, those things 00:41:16.250 --> 00:41:20.449 are sick, bro. If you... If the pilot passed 00:41:20.449 --> 00:41:23.719 out... while they're flying the plane, there's 00:41:23.719 --> 00:41:25.920 a button on the ceiling that the passenger can 00:41:25.920 --> 00:41:27.880 press and it'll auto -land the plane at the closest 00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:32.739 airport. Oh. Yeah, I've seen those videos where 00:41:32.739 --> 00:41:36.539 the fucking instructor passes out and the student 00:41:36.539 --> 00:41:38.980 pilot's like, this is my first day flying and 00:41:38.980 --> 00:41:43.639 my instructor has passed out. Is that a real 00:41:43.639 --> 00:41:45.360 video that happened to somebody? Yeah, yeah. 00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:50.809 And the ATC tried to coach him down. There was 00:41:50.809 --> 00:41:54.670 one where, like, this 80 -year -old woman, the 00:41:54.670 --> 00:41:58.630 pilot passed out, and she had to land it. Oh, 00:41:58.650 --> 00:42:05.409 my God. Did she land it? Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I 00:42:05.409 --> 00:42:10.010 heard one where this guy, the pilot passed out, 00:42:10.150 --> 00:42:17.409 and there was this guy, this guy that was a passenger. 00:42:17.920 --> 00:42:21.179 And, dude, he landed it, like, perfectly. Like, 00:42:21.179 --> 00:42:24.599 he's been doing it, like, his entire life. That's, 00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:27.699 like, your dream, isn't it? A little bit, yeah. 00:42:28.159 --> 00:42:32.360 No, dude, I would fucking lose it. I'm sure we 00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:35.539 could land a plane. Dude, I think we could figure 00:42:35.539 --> 00:42:39.960 it out, but taking off is easy. Landing is difficult. 00:42:40.420 --> 00:42:48.360 Have you ever been in a small plane? Um, when 00:42:48.360 --> 00:42:50.900 I was in Chicago, that plane was like, it was 00:42:50.900 --> 00:42:54.340 like a, you know, a regular flight, but it was 00:42:54.340 --> 00:42:56.659 a smaller plane. Probably like a small Airbus. 00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:03.239 Yeah. Not like a prop plane. No, that's what 00:43:03.239 --> 00:43:05.739 I'm talking about. It was a prop plane. Yeah, 00:43:05.860 --> 00:43:09.960 dude. That's, those are fucking crazy. I did 00:43:09.960 --> 00:43:14.260 a, um, oh Jesus, hold on a sec. I got a cat trying 00:43:14.260 --> 00:43:23.179 to force a way into my office here. she like 00:43:23.179 --> 00:43:27.159 literally knows how to open the door she like 00:43:27.159 --> 00:43:29.539 opened the door and squeezed through this little 00:43:29.539 --> 00:43:32.579 crack um but no i did an introductory flight 00:43:32.579 --> 00:43:36.159 lesson dude it is not the same like flying on 00:43:36.159 --> 00:43:38.699 a big plane compared to a little plane it's a 00:43:38.699 --> 00:43:45.840 completely different uh feeling yeah did uh flight 00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:49.880 sim prepare you for it uh yeah i would say so 00:43:49.880 --> 00:43:52.860 dude uh you know the one thing that i didn't 00:43:52.860 --> 00:43:56.179 really grasp from playing flight simulator was 00:43:56.179 --> 00:43:59.380 the trim wheel so that's like something that 00:43:59.380 --> 00:44:01.639 i learned from real life yeah i saw on that page 00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:04.500 like the the one instructor is like yeah my my 00:44:04.500 --> 00:44:07.820 worst students are uh flight simulator players 00:44:07.820 --> 00:44:11.900 i don't believe that dude i don't believe that 00:44:11.900 --> 00:44:14.940 at all no me neither how like how could that 00:44:14.940 --> 00:44:17.840 how could that be even possible that would make 00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:20.039 you worse they're probably used to i don't know 00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:22.300 because they're used to like playing it like 00:44:22.300 --> 00:44:24.579 a video game they think they know everything 00:44:24.579 --> 00:44:28.539 well i'm dude i'm sure that there's some people 00:44:28.539 --> 00:44:32.659 that are like like overconfident and cocky like 00:44:32.659 --> 00:44:34.000 they don't even know what they don't know and 00:44:34.000 --> 00:44:35.519 they think they know something because they play 00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:42.199 flight simulator yeah you know would you ever 00:44:42.199 --> 00:44:47.840 go skydiving Would I or have I? Well, have you? 00:44:48.400 --> 00:44:53.840 No. Absolutely not. I wouldn't either. No? No, 00:44:53.860 --> 00:44:56.380 I'm not interested in it, dude. I'm not interested 00:44:56.380 --> 00:45:01.139 in careening towards the Earth at 120 miles an 00:45:01.139 --> 00:45:06.079 hour. You know? No, I'm good. I'm good on that. 00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:11.579 Dude, on that show, Impractical Jokers, they 00:45:11.579 --> 00:45:15.030 made the one guy. They took him up. They, uh, 00:45:15.150 --> 00:45:18.590 told him that he was going to be like, uh, um, 00:45:18.769 --> 00:45:21.889 you know, like a safety training officer for 00:45:21.889 --> 00:45:25.630 this class, like a, uh, flight, a skydiving class. 00:45:26.469 --> 00:45:28.630 And so they were setting up to do that. And they, 00:45:28.750 --> 00:45:31.650 uh, they pranked him and they were like, just 00:45:31.650 --> 00:45:33.969 kidding. We're going up with the plane and we're 00:45:33.969 --> 00:45:36.010 going to push you out of it. And they fucking. 00:45:36.829 --> 00:45:39.210 made him skydive out of the plane and he was 00:45:39.210 --> 00:45:41.269 afraid of heights like that was his worst fear 00:45:41.269 --> 00:45:44.849 so he just fucking lost it he lost it he spent 00:45:44.849 --> 00:45:47.750 like i think he spent like an hour before it 00:45:47.750 --> 00:45:53.210 just like crying holy shit but they they ended 00:45:53.210 --> 00:45:55.250 up uh yeah they ended up pushing him out of the 00:45:55.250 --> 00:45:59.989 plane dude that's that's fucked up they they 00:45:59.989 --> 00:46:02.769 actually pushed him out oh yeah because he lost 00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:08.179 That's the thing of the show. If you lose the 00:46:08.179 --> 00:46:10.760 episode, you have to do a punishment that the 00:46:10.760 --> 00:46:14.840 other guys tell you that you have to do. So that 00:46:14.840 --> 00:46:17.400 was his punishment. Oh, he's one of the guys, 00:46:17.480 --> 00:46:20.460 one of the hosts on the show. Yeah. Oh, shit. 00:46:22.059 --> 00:46:25.960 Wow. That's fucked up. That show's still not... 00:46:25.960 --> 00:46:29.440 It's not still on, is it? Oh, yeah, it's still 00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:32.909 on. The one guy left. I think that guy... The 00:46:32.909 --> 00:46:35.949 guy who actually was skydiving, he got, like, 00:46:36.010 --> 00:46:39.369 accused of, like, sexual assault or something. 00:46:40.050 --> 00:46:42.429 Dude, I feel like everybody gets accused of that. 00:46:42.510 --> 00:46:48.550 Like, what's going on? I don't know. This is 00:46:48.550 --> 00:46:50.570 sick. Wait until you see this update. I'm pushing. 00:46:52.869 --> 00:46:55.130 Dude, we got to go outside and check this out. 00:46:58.550 --> 00:47:01.650 This is fucking hilarious. Hold on a sec. What 00:47:01.650 --> 00:47:08.070 is it? You'll see. We'll do it live on the podcast. 00:47:08.829 --> 00:47:12.429 So you can describe what you're seeing. Yeah, 00:47:12.449 --> 00:47:15.389 you put the Titanic up here. So when you load 00:47:15.389 --> 00:47:18.750 into the world, the Titanic movie starts playing. 00:47:19.309 --> 00:47:26.170 Yeah. Can you make it play the whole movie? If 00:47:26.170 --> 00:47:29.630 I had a link to the file, yeah, I could. So that's 00:47:29.630 --> 00:47:32.239 just... That's like an eight minute... That's 00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:36.940 the beginning I found on YouTube. So if I could 00:47:36.940 --> 00:47:39.519 find the actual... But you can insert any YouTube 00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:44.239 video into here, can't you? Yeah, yep. So that's 00:47:44.239 --> 00:47:48.199 just the... That's just the link that it starts 00:47:48.199 --> 00:47:53.260 playing default. But you can put anything in 00:47:53.260 --> 00:47:56.900 it. You can go up and you can put something in 00:47:56.900 --> 00:48:03.000 it right now. Yeah. You know? Like, you could, 00:48:03.139 --> 00:48:08.500 you know, you play any video. Oh my god, this 00:48:08.500 --> 00:48:13.579 shit's fucking hilarious. Yeah, I don't know 00:48:13.579 --> 00:48:15.800 how to play a movie from YouTube because you 00:48:15.800 --> 00:48:17.679 usually have to buy them on YouTube. They don't 00:48:17.679 --> 00:48:20.039 have the full movie. That's just like a YouTube 00:48:20.039 --> 00:48:25.639 video. Yeah, I don't know. It'd have to be like 00:48:25.639 --> 00:48:29.079 an illegal link. I think that's the only way 00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:32.820 that... That's the only way you could do it. 00:48:33.559 --> 00:48:36.440 Because nobody's really streaming just full movies. 00:48:38.199 --> 00:48:44.079 An illegal link, yeah. No, I think if you could... 00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:49.159 Or you could put the music video on the other 00:48:49.159 --> 00:48:52.739 side. Shout out, fucking Haley White. Check us 00:48:52.739 --> 00:48:55.460 out on Spotify. Haley White and Mount Rushmore. 00:48:56.899 --> 00:48:59.119 Not Mount Rushmore, just Rushmore. Rushmore, 00:48:59.300 --> 00:49:03.380 yeah. But you think I should put that on as the 00:49:03.380 --> 00:49:09.079 default? Oh, you could, yeah. Yeah, I could do 00:49:09.079 --> 00:49:11.739 that. I could do that in the basement, or in 00:49:11.739 --> 00:49:16.659 the venue. Yeah. And actually, I did have default 00:49:16.659 --> 00:49:19.139 URLs that are supposed to play. I don't know 00:49:19.139 --> 00:49:21.860 why they don't, but yeah, I could make it so 00:49:21.860 --> 00:49:23.760 anybody that comes to the world, like, that's 00:49:23.760 --> 00:49:30.730 the first thing they hear. I'm going to push 00:49:30.730 --> 00:49:35.389 this update right now. Alright, this episode 00:49:35.389 --> 00:49:39.730 is brought to you ad -free by Dan because I took 00:49:39.730 --> 00:49:41.789 the middle ads out last time because they were 00:49:41.789 --> 00:49:46.630 too annoying. Thank God, dude. That was fucking 00:49:46.630 --> 00:49:50.429 brutal. Dude, it was literally like five ads. 00:49:50.650 --> 00:49:52.710 Once it was five ads in, I was like, I'm done 00:49:52.710 --> 00:50:00.000 with this. Yeah, but we made $18. $18? Yes. No 00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:04.119 way. Since I started the ads. Dude, that's not 00:50:04.119 --> 00:50:10.139 bad. Now it's up to like $20 or $21. Yeah, but 00:50:10.139 --> 00:50:12.599 I think we'll probably lose more listeners than 00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:15.619 any money we make. I mean, there's no listeners 00:50:15.619 --> 00:50:20.679 anyway. It's all just Chinese bots. Oh, shit. 00:50:20.719 --> 00:50:22.420 I gotta shut all these fucking lights off again. 00:50:22.539 --> 00:50:25.329 Hold on a sec. Otherwise, we're going to crash 00:50:25.329 --> 00:50:33.670 out. Hold on a sec. Yeah, dude. I just like, 00:50:33.809 --> 00:50:35.869 it was literally every time I was listening to 00:50:35.869 --> 00:50:40.050 it, it was, or the last time I was, the last 00:50:40.050 --> 00:50:42.590 episode I was listening to, it was every five 00:50:42.590 --> 00:50:45.210 minutes there was an ad. And I was like, Jesus 00:50:45.210 --> 00:50:48.590 Christ, dude, I'm trying to listen to this. It 00:50:48.590 --> 00:50:53.050 was fucking bad, bro. It was really bad. And 00:50:53.050 --> 00:50:54.949 it's like, it's just like the ads are terrible 00:50:54.949 --> 00:50:58.909 too. They're just like. I know, it's like, it's 00:50:58.909 --> 00:51:02.210 recorded on like an iPhone. Like, or an iPhone 00:51:02.210 --> 00:51:07.010 speaker or something. And it's like some lawyer 00:51:07.010 --> 00:51:11.670 from Boston. Yeah. It's like shit I'm never going 00:51:11.670 --> 00:51:14.530 to use. Shit I've never heard of. It's fucking 00:51:14.530 --> 00:51:19.989 awful. Yeah, but we made $20, so. Yeah, I mean. 00:51:20.599 --> 00:51:23.320 How many people did we chase away, though? Dude, 00:51:23.699 --> 00:51:28.519 I think one at the beginning, one at the end, 00:51:28.659 --> 00:51:32.340 and maybe one in the middle. You can't just do 00:51:32.340 --> 00:51:35.679 one in the middle. You have to do their automatic 00:51:35.679 --> 00:51:42.119 insertion. Dude, that's fucking terrible. That's 00:51:42.119 --> 00:51:45.559 absolutely atrocious. We'll see how it affects 00:51:45.559 --> 00:51:49.960 our ad revenue. It's too much of a cut. We'll 00:51:49.960 --> 00:51:54.119 have to talk options. But you're saying our ad 00:51:54.119 --> 00:51:57.239 revenue. This is all your ad revenue. Well, no. 00:51:57.300 --> 00:51:59.239 I put it into account. I thought we were going 00:51:59.239 --> 00:52:01.760 to use it to... Well, Tyler said he wanted to 00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:05.940 buy a light or a new sign for the podcast first. 00:52:07.860 --> 00:52:10.699 Damn. So Tyler's getting all the say in how we 00:52:10.699 --> 00:52:13.920 spend this money? Well, no. I mean, we could 00:52:13.920 --> 00:52:16.579 buy anything for the podcast. Or we could just 00:52:16.579 --> 00:52:19.519 split it up. I think we should get more lights. 00:52:19.760 --> 00:52:24.420 More cool lights. Yeah, like some of those stage 00:52:24.420 --> 00:52:28.639 lights. Yeah, I think that would be a good use 00:52:28.639 --> 00:52:35.840 of money. For sure. We gotta keep running those 00:52:35.840 --> 00:52:45.159 ads. Yeah. Yeah, I mean... So now we just have 00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:48.639 them at the beginning and the end? Yeah. Yeah, 00:52:48.679 --> 00:52:52.239 that's fine. I'm good with that. That's not so 00:52:52.239 --> 00:52:59.019 terrible. Let me push this through here. Let 00:52:59.019 --> 00:53:02.900 me see. You see Thomas Massey posted this thing 00:53:02.900 --> 00:53:06.099 that like, he's like, I'm not suicidal. I don't 00:53:06.099 --> 00:53:09.000 want to kill myself. I fucking, I work out. I 00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:13.480 eat healthy food. I know how to swim. I saw that. 00:53:14.539 --> 00:53:17.309 Well, dude, I mean. He's fucking with the most 00:53:17.309 --> 00:53:22.929 powerful people in the world. God bless him. 00:53:22.989 --> 00:53:29.449 I think he's doing the Lord's work. Yeah. Yeah. 00:53:30.309 --> 00:53:35.510 Dude, I also think he's pandering to the mob 00:53:35.510 --> 00:53:42.369 a little bit. You know? The mob that want to 00:53:42.369 --> 00:53:45.619 see. You know, pedophiles in jail and people 00:53:45.619 --> 00:53:49.679 that keep babies in jail. Well, yeah, dude, but 00:53:49.679 --> 00:53:52.079 it's like selective outrage. It's like we're 00:53:52.079 --> 00:53:54.480 outraged about it right now because it's Trump's 00:53:54.480 --> 00:53:57.659 problem. We weren't outraged about it the last 00:53:57.659 --> 00:54:00.179 10 years, but now we're outraged. Well, I mean, 00:54:00.179 --> 00:54:05.139 we didn't know back then about the cannibalism 00:54:05.139 --> 00:54:08.019 and shit. Yeah, but I don't think there is any. 00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:10.239 I think they're just using that. You're going 00:54:10.239 --> 00:54:12.650 to be surprised. You're going to be surprised, 00:54:12.849 --> 00:54:15.869 even if it has to be three years from now when 00:54:15.869 --> 00:54:20.650 we have a Democratic attorney general who actually 00:54:20.650 --> 00:54:26.929 releases the files. Yeah, dude. All right. If 00:54:26.929 --> 00:54:30.869 it happens, I'm going to make a shirt that says 00:54:30.869 --> 00:54:33.369 Casey was right, and we can sell it on the podcast 00:54:33.369 --> 00:54:38.809 store. So they've only released half the files 00:54:38.809 --> 00:54:44.110 right now. heavily redacted in order to benefit 00:54:44.110 --> 00:54:47.110 Trump and not implicate him. How much do you 00:54:47.110 --> 00:54:49.869 think of the rest of the half implicates Trump? 00:54:51.289 --> 00:54:53.449 I think you think that that's the only thing, 00:54:53.530 --> 00:54:56.750 the only person that implicates. Well, no, I'm 00:54:56.750 --> 00:54:58.949 just saying how much do you think it implicates 00:54:58.949 --> 00:55:01.690 him? Well, I don't know, dude. He ran his campaign 00:55:01.690 --> 00:55:04.650 back in 2015. He was the first person talking 00:55:04.650 --> 00:55:07.489 about the absolute files. That's kind of strange, 00:55:07.710 --> 00:55:11.750 isn't it? Yeah, and he called the FBI in 2006 00:55:11.750 --> 00:55:16.929 and he was like, yeah, thanks for arresting Jeffrey 00:55:16.929 --> 00:55:21.170 Epstein. Like, he was a bad guy. Right? Because 00:55:21.170 --> 00:55:24.730 he's trying to lay all the blame on Jeffrey Epstein. 00:55:26.170 --> 00:55:29.610 Well, dude, I mean, if he was so close with this 00:55:29.610 --> 00:55:32.409 guy, how come there's no flight logs showing 00:55:32.409 --> 00:55:35.690 he went to the island? If we put every crime 00:55:35.690 --> 00:55:39.289 on Jeffrey Epstein. though you know that happened 00:55:39.289 --> 00:55:42.570 there and then we fucking kill him then all the 00:55:42.570 --> 00:55:46.449 crimes that all the elites did just go away if 00:55:46.449 --> 00:55:50.449 they were all jeffrey epstein's fault right yeah 00:55:50.449 --> 00:55:54.150 but i mean you're talking about on the island 00:55:54.150 --> 00:55:58.889 talking about any any crime jeff i've seen committed 00:55:58.889 --> 00:56:02.809 well right now dude i think the evidence is slim 00:56:03.320 --> 00:56:05.099 I know you really want Trump to be implicated, 00:56:05.179 --> 00:56:06.840 but I don't think you're going to get the evidence 00:56:06.840 --> 00:56:10.699 you think there is. But, dude, it's not outside 00:56:10.699 --> 00:56:15.719 the realm of possibility, man. You know, I don't 00:56:15.719 --> 00:56:17.800 think Trump would have ran his campaign saying 00:56:17.800 --> 00:56:21.340 he's going to release the files. Oh. If he was 00:56:21.340 --> 00:56:24.980 in them. I don't know. You know, dude, like. 00:56:25.840 --> 00:56:28.119 He was running for president. That's why his 00:56:28.119 --> 00:56:30.400 name is in the file so many times. But they know 00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:33.300 that the room temperature IQ people can't understand 00:56:33.300 --> 00:56:36.260 that. So they're pushing this narrative, just 00:56:36.260 --> 00:56:38.539 like, you know, Kash Patel's a podcast host. 00:56:39.719 --> 00:56:44.739 He was a podcast host, right? Pete Hegseth is 00:56:44.739 --> 00:56:47.820 a Fox News host. I mean, he was on Fox News, 00:56:47.920 --> 00:56:50.579 right? Right, but he has two Ivy League degrees, 00:56:50.699 --> 00:56:54.190 which is like less than... Less than .01 % of 00:56:54.190 --> 00:56:55.250 the U .S. population has two Ivy League degrees. 00:56:55.250 --> 00:56:59.269 But Donald Trump has a degree, too, right? He's 00:56:59.269 --> 00:57:02.250 still a fucking moron. He doesn't have an Ivy 00:57:02.250 --> 00:57:06.329 League degree. Did he go to Harvard? Did he go 00:57:06.329 --> 00:57:08.349 to Princeton? I thought he went to one of... 00:57:08.349 --> 00:57:12.030 Where'd he go, actually? He went to a pretty 00:57:12.030 --> 00:57:19.309 elite school in New York, I think. He went to 00:57:19.309 --> 00:57:23.579 a New York military academy. Oh, and then he 00:57:23.579 --> 00:57:30.420 said he draft dodged for the Vietnam War, right? 00:57:32.900 --> 00:57:36.260 I think he draft dodged like six times. Yeah. 00:57:37.119 --> 00:57:40.780 Yeah, he did. I mean, dude, do you blame him? 00:57:40.900 --> 00:57:44.519 Like, you want to go fight in Vietnam? Would 00:57:44.519 --> 00:57:46.679 you want to do that? Does that sound like a good 00:57:46.679 --> 00:57:50.340 time to you? I mean, no, because I probably... 00:57:50.960 --> 00:57:54.280 If I agreed with the war, I would, you know, 00:57:54.280 --> 00:57:57.039 if I was like, oh, I support this war because 00:57:57.039 --> 00:57:59.460 I'm defending our people. I think it's necessary, 00:57:59.679 --> 00:58:04.440 but I would be definitely anti -war if I lived 00:58:04.440 --> 00:58:11.519 in that time period. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't 00:58:11.519 --> 00:58:14.699 know, man. If it's in defense, I would go to 00:58:14.699 --> 00:58:18.280 war. But kind of the same thing as like what 00:58:18.280 --> 00:58:20.469 you're saying. Like, dude, I got no problem. 00:58:20.530 --> 00:58:23.969 If somebody comes here, like, I got no problem 00:58:23.969 --> 00:58:27.449 killing them. But if, like, we're going over 00:58:27.449 --> 00:58:29.230 there, like, what the hell are we doing over 00:58:29.230 --> 00:58:33.769 there, man? Like, what the fuck was Vietnam even 00:58:33.769 --> 00:58:38.710 about? I mean, it's the same thing we're doing 00:58:38.710 --> 00:58:41.750 now. We're just fighting proxy wars to try to 00:58:41.750 --> 00:58:45.809 stop the Russians. Because we, you know, we blame 00:58:45.809 --> 00:58:49.570 it all on communism. But it's really like we 00:58:49.570 --> 00:58:51.289 want to have control of the world. It's just 00:58:51.289 --> 00:58:54.570 we don't want this other group of people to have 00:58:54.570 --> 00:58:58.969 control of the world. Yeah, dude, I think it's 00:58:58.969 --> 00:59:03.110 better to live... I think it's better to have 00:59:03.110 --> 00:59:06.849 the world under control of the U .S. than, say, 00:59:06.909 --> 00:59:12.829 China or Russia. I don't know, because what if 00:59:12.829 --> 00:59:19.070 the U .S. likes... No, a fascist. Then we just 00:59:19.070 --> 00:59:22.110 have a fucking fascist dictator. And we don't 00:59:22.110 --> 00:59:25.929 have any other countries to control us. And arrest 00:59:25.929 --> 00:59:30.829 the people who are actually criminals. Well, 00:59:30.869 --> 00:59:32.929 luckily that's not going to happen. Well, I mean, 00:59:32.949 --> 00:59:36.170 luckily it's already happened. You want to believe 00:59:36.170 --> 00:59:38.730 it's true. Just because you want something to 00:59:38.730 --> 00:59:44.170 be true. I mean, when Nazi Germany took over 00:59:44.170 --> 00:59:48.889 all of Europe. They're like, lucky we have Winston 00:59:48.889 --> 00:59:52.989 Churchill in Britain. The US isn't on board yet, 00:59:53.030 --> 00:59:58.409 but they will be. But luckily we have somebody 00:59:58.409 --> 01:00:05.989 that's going to stop the dictatorship. I don't 01:00:05.989 --> 01:00:07.610 think it's the dictatorship you think it is, 01:00:07.630 --> 01:00:14.929 man. Even if one party controls a whole state, 01:00:15.090 --> 01:00:19.780 it's not good. Like in North Korea. Yeah, but 01:00:19.780 --> 01:00:21.460 one party doesn't control the state. What are 01:00:21.460 --> 01:00:25.539 you talking about? Well, I mean, there's a Republican 01:00:25.539 --> 01:00:30.039 executive branch. There's a Republican Congress, 01:00:30.260 --> 01:00:34.340 House, Senate. Yeah, but honestly, dude, that 01:00:34.340 --> 01:00:38.300 doesn't happen often and it doesn't last long. 01:00:40.179 --> 01:00:43.579 It's not going to last long at all. yeah well 01:00:43.579 --> 01:00:45.340 that's the natural progression like and then 01:00:45.340 --> 01:00:47.300 it'll swing back to democrats and then people 01:00:47.300 --> 01:00:49.000 will be like this is bullshit but i don't think 01:00:49.000 --> 01:00:51.400 that's a good a good system to just have one 01:00:51.400 --> 01:00:53.699 or the other i think you should just have kind 01:00:53.699 --> 01:01:00.579 of both ideas mixing together yeah i mean it's 01:01:00.579 --> 01:01:02.599 harder to control the population dude if everybody's 01:01:02.599 --> 01:01:06.199 getting along how the heck is israel supposed 01:01:06.199 --> 01:01:10.079 to control us if uh if we're all getting along 01:01:10.079 --> 01:01:13.500 and we all agree on everything See, the reason 01:01:13.500 --> 01:01:15.679 that the Republican and Democrat thing works 01:01:15.679 --> 01:01:20.199 out so well is because like, dude, we 80 % like 01:01:20.199 --> 01:01:21.840 of everybody in this country kind of wants the 01:01:21.840 --> 01:01:24.780 same thing. Like we want, like people want a 01:01:24.780 --> 01:01:27.780 house. They want to raise a family. Like they 01:01:27.780 --> 01:01:30.760 want to have like a decent income. Like everybody 01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:33.179 wants the same thing. Everybody fucking wants 01:01:33.179 --> 01:01:39.070 that. So we all agree on that. But there's all 01:01:39.070 --> 01:01:41.849 this news about all the things we fucking don't 01:01:41.849 --> 01:01:44.349 agree on that don't matter, like about transgenders. 01:01:44.349 --> 01:01:48.090 Like, bro, nobody, like, we're fighting about 01:01:48.090 --> 01:01:50.469 that because here's what happens. If you can 01:01:50.469 --> 01:01:54.469 get half of the people, if you can get 51 % of 01:01:54.469 --> 01:01:59.550 the people, like, split, then you can push your 01:01:59.550 --> 01:02:03.530 ideas on that half of the population. So if you 01:02:03.530 --> 01:02:06.309 have to convince 90 % of the population. Yeah, 01:02:06.309 --> 01:02:08.940 you're right. It's impossible. Or you could just, 01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:11.340 like, you know, rule the world and do whatever 01:02:11.340 --> 01:02:13.360 the fuck you want, commit any crime you want. 01:02:14.179 --> 01:02:16.340 Right. So it's like, dude, we're just like the 01:02:16.340 --> 01:02:20.019 Goyim trash, you know? That's how they view us, 01:02:20.039 --> 01:02:22.199 and it's like, okay, we're like cattle to them. 01:02:22.239 --> 01:02:26.840 Yeah, we named the chat Goyim chat, right? Yeah. 01:02:27.840 --> 01:02:30.619 So they just, we're literally cattle that they're 01:02:30.619 --> 01:02:33.360 controlling, dude. You know? Like, you think 01:02:33.360 --> 01:02:34.699 the richest people in the world are fighting 01:02:34.699 --> 01:02:37.099 about politics? That's poor people shit, dude. 01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:41.219 Like, they don't give a shit about that. So, 01:02:41.260 --> 01:02:43.260 like, me and you, when we're going at it in the 01:02:43.260 --> 01:02:46.119 chat, like, we're literally, like, doing the 01:02:46.119 --> 01:02:47.539 betting. That's what they want us. That's what 01:02:47.539 --> 01:02:49.440 the rich people want us to do. They want us to 01:02:49.440 --> 01:02:52.320 be fighting like that. You know? And then Kyle 01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:54.699 chimes in, and he doesn't know that we're, like, 01:02:54.699 --> 01:02:56.860 half playing. Like, we're just trying to get 01:02:56.860 --> 01:02:59.179 under each other's skin, you know? Well, he's 01:02:59.179 --> 01:03:06.210 still new. He's gonna catch on. Yeah. He'll figure 01:03:06.210 --> 01:03:08.829 it out. But, dude, sometimes that kumbaya shit 01:03:08.829 --> 01:03:12.809 starts to get a little old. Yeah. You know? Oh, 01:03:12.889 --> 01:03:14.289 shit. I just got hit in the head with a bug. 01:03:14.449 --> 01:03:21.829 Oh, shit. Holy fuck. What the fuck? Oh, shit. 01:03:21.869 --> 01:03:24.070 I should crush it. Hold on a sec. All right. 01:03:24.110 --> 01:03:25.530 I'll be right back. I'm going to pause it for 01:03:25.530 --> 01:03:50.039 a sec. All right. We got an update to Don Juan's 01:03:50.039 --> 01:04:05.119 palace. No, I gotta reload it. I'm back on the 01:04:05.119 --> 01:04:13.239 moon. Wait, do I just respond or do I have to 01:04:13.239 --> 01:04:16.840 reload it? Yeah, you have to reload it. Alright, 01:04:28.780 --> 01:04:57.719 I'm rejoining. Oh, it's Mars. But it's so close, 01:04:57.840 --> 01:05:02.500 it looks like it's not. Can we set up a colony 01:05:02.500 --> 01:05:09.599 on there? Hell yeah. Dude, if I put it in the 01:05:09.599 --> 01:05:12.679 search as Mars, you know how many heads we would 01:05:12.679 --> 01:05:16.280 get? It's going to take me at least 10 years 01:05:16.280 --> 01:05:22.940 to load this Mars world into VRChat. I should 01:05:22.940 --> 01:05:28.380 make it so we spawn from there. Yeah. Spawn on 01:05:28.380 --> 01:05:32.980 Mars. I was never good at impressions much, but 01:05:32.980 --> 01:05:35.760 I think Elon, I can do the best because I got 01:05:35.760 --> 01:05:40.539 this same style of voice, I think. Yeah, you 01:05:40.539 --> 01:05:45.559 do it pretty good. Could you mute yourself in 01:05:45.559 --> 01:05:58.750 VR chat? Oh, yeah. There we go. Alright, I'm 01:05:58.750 --> 01:06:03.309 about to jump off the moon. It's gonna be bad. 01:06:05.510 --> 01:06:11.389 Jump off, but close your eyes. There's a point 01:06:11.389 --> 01:06:15.190 in No Return where you slip off. And then it 01:06:15.190 --> 01:06:18.130 gets all glitchy. Nah, I'm just staring at Mars 01:06:18.130 --> 01:06:21.750 while I fall. My character's arms are just flailing 01:06:21.750 --> 01:06:27.949 while I'm falling. It's hilarious. yeah see how 01:06:27.949 --> 01:06:34.070 it like does it move when you look up at it does 01:06:34.070 --> 01:06:38.809 it move uh yeah kind of yeah yeah that's how 01:06:38.809 --> 01:06:43.969 i was like oh fuck it looks like the sun it looks 01:06:43.969 --> 01:06:47.110 like the sun when it becomes a red giant in about 01:06:47.110 --> 01:06:51.329 five billion years yeah i think i'm i'm gonna 01:06:51.329 --> 01:06:54.349 um i think i'm just gonna push it like way off 01:06:54.349 --> 01:06:57.679 in the distance I just did it up close just to 01:06:57.679 --> 01:07:01.699 test it out. But I think I'll put Mars way, way 01:07:01.699 --> 01:07:03.599 off in the distance. So it's just like a little 01:07:03.599 --> 01:07:07.780 red dot. Yeah, you should, but you can still 01:07:07.780 --> 01:07:14.539 go there. Yeah, I'll make a portal to it with 01:07:14.539 --> 01:07:24.159 no portal back. You got breaking news, Dan. What's 01:07:24.159 --> 01:07:29.940 that? Tweet by Donald Trump tonight. He says, 01:07:29.980 --> 01:07:32.559 based on the tremendous interest shown, I will 01:07:32.559 --> 01:07:35.659 be directing the Secretary of War and other relevant 01:07:35.659 --> 01:07:38.039 departments and agencies to begin the process 01:07:38.039 --> 01:07:42.840 of identifying alien and extraterrestrial life 01:07:42.840 --> 01:07:46.000 forms in the universe and deciding if we can 01:07:46.000 --> 01:07:51.260 eat, kill, or fuck them. Obviously, I'm hoping 01:07:51.260 --> 01:07:53.579 and praying that I'll be able to fuck an alien 01:07:53.579 --> 01:07:55.880 before I die, but I'm perfectly happy with just 01:07:55.880 --> 01:07:58.340 eating one after it's been killed, of course. 01:07:58.639 --> 01:08:01.679 May God build America. Thank you for your attention 01:08:01.679 --> 01:08:04.820 to this matter. Donald J. Trump, president. Dude, 01:08:04.820 --> 01:08:08.019 I think he is doing that, though. No, you see 01:08:08.019 --> 01:08:12.300 Obama on, he was on a podcast, and they were 01:08:12.300 --> 01:08:16.699 like, is our aliens real? He was like, yeah, 01:08:16.720 --> 01:08:19.300 but I haven't seen them. And he was just saying, 01:08:19.380 --> 01:08:22.840 like, you know, science says it's probably real, 01:08:22.939 --> 01:08:25.720 but they haven't shown me proof yet. Everyone 01:08:25.720 --> 01:08:30.800 was like, Obama says aliens are real. Bro, I 01:08:30.800 --> 01:08:33.079 don't think we need Obama, a lawyer from Chicago, 01:08:33.260 --> 01:08:35.399 to tell us aliens are real. I mean, he was the 01:08:35.399 --> 01:08:37.560 president of the United States, right? So he 01:08:37.560 --> 01:08:39.800 had access to Area 51. No, no, he's a lawyer 01:08:39.800 --> 01:08:43.640 from Chicago, right? Because you're only what 01:08:43.640 --> 01:08:46.060 I want you to be. You're the lowest form of whatever 01:08:46.060 --> 01:08:51.649 you ever were. Just like Pete Hegseth is just 01:08:51.649 --> 01:08:54.630 a Fox News host. Kash Patel is a podcast host. 01:08:54.689 --> 01:08:56.829 Does that mean I'm just an employee from the 01:08:56.829 --> 01:09:03.489 blank public library? Oh, yeah. I'm a public 01:09:03.489 --> 01:09:06.489 library employee. I'm just a Home Depot worker. 01:09:10.350 --> 01:09:14.310 Actually, I had worse jobs at Home Depot. Yeah, 01:09:14.310 --> 01:09:19.600 I had worse jobs in the library. Yeah. It's just 01:09:19.600 --> 01:09:24.920 based on the lowest form of whatever least glamorous 01:09:24.920 --> 01:09:27.960 job that you had was. Right, that's what you 01:09:27.960 --> 01:09:31.739 are forever. No, you worked at Starbucks. You're 01:09:31.739 --> 01:09:35.239 just a fucking Starbucks barista, bro. Yeah, 01:09:35.239 --> 01:09:39.899 there's glamour in Starbucks baristas. Not even 01:09:39.899 --> 01:09:46.859 a barista. You're a barista. You know? See, there's 01:09:46.859 --> 01:09:51.239 a barista that got fired for putting the swastika 01:09:51.239 --> 01:09:57.000 in the latte in the art. No. Yeah. Is that real? 01:09:57.680 --> 01:10:00.060 Yeah, yeah. I mean, I saw it on the internet, 01:10:00.220 --> 01:10:04.899 so it's real. I'll take things that never happened 01:10:04.899 --> 01:10:11.579 for a thousand. It's like, dude, I feel like, 01:10:11.640 --> 01:10:15.840 I don't know. Even if they did, it's like, how 01:10:15.840 --> 01:10:17.859 are you going to prove it? It disappears in five 01:10:17.859 --> 01:10:22.920 seconds. No, but did you see that Trump has a 01:10:22.920 --> 01:10:28.279 speech prepared already for when he announces 01:10:28.279 --> 01:10:32.500 the existence of alien life? He's already got 01:10:32.500 --> 01:10:36.520 a speech prepared? Yeah. I think they're out 01:10:36.520 --> 01:10:38.939 there. I think that we've contacted them before. 01:10:41.449 --> 01:10:44.970 I honestly, I think we have, yes, I think we're 01:10:44.970 --> 01:10:46.630 in contact with them, but I don't think we're 01:10:46.630 --> 01:10:51.710 in contact with them in a way that, I don't think 01:10:51.710 --> 01:10:55.010 we're in contact with them in a way that, where 01:10:55.010 --> 01:10:57.569 they travel across the universe. I think we're 01:10:57.569 --> 01:11:00.229 in contact with them interdimensionally because 01:11:00.229 --> 01:11:03.449 it's closer that way. Yeah, but either way, I 01:11:03.449 --> 01:11:06.949 mean, we're 50 years overdue of announcing. It's 01:11:06.949 --> 01:11:09.109 like the Epstein files. Everybody knows it happened. 01:11:10.380 --> 01:11:14.739 Everybody knows aliens have contacted us. Right, 01:11:14.840 --> 01:11:17.539 but only a select few. Do you think that actual 01:11:17.539 --> 01:11:23.600 humans have... Do you think that they've actually 01:11:23.600 --> 01:11:30.020 talked to aliens? Like men in black style? I 01:11:30.020 --> 01:11:35.340 think they definitely have a specimen at Area 01:11:35.340 --> 01:11:38.750 51. I don't know. They can communicate it. Because 01:11:38.750 --> 01:11:42.930 how do you teach an alien a language that they've 01:11:42.930 --> 01:11:48.069 never heard before? Yeah. Yeah, that's true. 01:11:48.270 --> 01:11:52.350 They probably interacted with it. Yeah, but dude, 01:11:52.430 --> 01:11:54.350 what if their civilization is so advanced that 01:11:54.350 --> 01:11:57.649 they know about us, but we don't know about them? 01:11:58.489 --> 01:12:01.529 So they've been studying us for thousands of 01:12:01.529 --> 01:12:06.550 years. I think they have. And so they know our 01:12:06.550 --> 01:12:10.090 language, dude. And maybe what if the things 01:12:10.090 --> 01:12:13.449 in the Bible that people talk about, like demons, 01:12:13.710 --> 01:12:18.289 they're actually just extraterrestrials? Could 01:12:18.289 --> 01:12:21.630 be. Could be, but what was the afterlife then? 01:12:22.149 --> 01:12:26.930 Do aliens go to the afterlife? Dude, then maybe 01:12:26.930 --> 01:12:30.609 there isn't one. See, that's the problem. If 01:12:30.609 --> 01:12:34.279 aliens exist, then... Well, why can't aliens 01:12:34.279 --> 01:12:42.159 go to the afterlife? Well, I mean, they can. 01:12:42.340 --> 01:12:44.640 So that means that the afterlife we go to, there's 01:12:44.640 --> 01:12:47.520 going to be aliens there too. That's kind of 01:12:47.520 --> 01:12:51.779 shitty. I mean, if they're God's creature, God 01:12:51.779 --> 01:12:55.920 created them, right? Yeah, unless they're cool 01:12:55.920 --> 01:12:58.399 fucking aliens. I mean, aren't there some Christians 01:12:58.399 --> 01:13:01.300 that... that believe like animals don't go to 01:13:01.300 --> 01:13:03.180 heaven because they're animals they're not like 01:13:03.180 --> 01:13:09.920 sentient yeah my my family believe that so only 01:13:09.920 --> 01:13:12.960 humans go to heaven but what if there's other 01:13:12.960 --> 01:13:16.340 uh intelligent species don't they go to heaven 01:13:16.340 --> 01:13:18.920 too right and that's why i do that's why like 01:13:18.920 --> 01:13:21.020 christians like they don't want that shit to 01:13:21.020 --> 01:13:24.960 be true but then god create animals so shouldn't 01:13:24.960 --> 01:13:28.960 they go to heaven Yeah, right, dude, but they 01:13:28.960 --> 01:13:30.840 don't think like that. They think that humans 01:13:30.840 --> 01:13:35.220 are special. That humans have a special place. 01:13:35.619 --> 01:13:38.739 What about monkeys? I saw a video of they taught 01:13:38.739 --> 01:13:42.439 this gorilla how to play Minecraft. You think 01:13:42.439 --> 01:13:47.460 he's not sentient? Yeah, no, dude, I agree, but 01:13:47.460 --> 01:13:51.420 try and tell that to a religious person. It's 01:13:51.420 --> 01:13:54.359 like it doesn't compute, bro. I do, usually, 01:13:54.460 --> 01:14:00.800 every time Tyler's here. yeah dude i wish i don't 01:14:00.800 --> 01:14:04.779 know man i don't know i don't know about that 01:14:04.779 --> 01:14:09.000 i think um i think animals are sentient and i 01:14:09.000 --> 01:14:12.359 think that they have souls like like i feel like 01:14:12.359 --> 01:14:15.140 my cats dude i feel like i've met them before 01:14:15.140 --> 01:14:17.539 in past lives like i feel like this isn't the 01:14:17.539 --> 01:14:23.359 first time i've met them could be yeah yeah like 01:14:24.380 --> 01:14:28.100 I don't know how you feel about that, but that's 01:14:28.100 --> 01:14:34.859 my feeling on it. I think reincarnation is cool. 01:14:35.359 --> 01:14:40.739 Maybe if you're good in a past life, you'll be 01:14:40.739 --> 01:14:43.840 a cat with a cool owner. Just fucking chill out. 01:14:45.460 --> 01:14:51.140 Yeah, but why would you go down? You're supposed 01:14:51.140 --> 01:14:53.739 to be gaining. You're supposed to be gaining 01:14:53.739 --> 01:14:56.640 consciousness. Well, if you're happy and all 01:14:56.640 --> 01:14:58.699 your needs are cared for, right? As a cat with 01:14:58.699 --> 01:15:03.380 an owner that loves you, you're not really going 01:15:03.380 --> 01:15:07.760 down. Dude, maybe it is like that. Maybe our 01:15:07.760 --> 01:15:11.140 cats are people that have already lived. Maybe 01:15:11.140 --> 01:15:13.819 it's exactly what you're saying. I could see 01:15:13.819 --> 01:15:17.979 that, dude. My cats are fucking... Dude, my one 01:15:17.979 --> 01:15:20.640 cat, I swear to God, she feels like she's a thousand 01:15:20.640 --> 01:15:23.880 years old, bro. I just like, she's just an old 01:15:23.880 --> 01:15:27.899 soul. I can tell. Well, you know, Indians don't 01:15:27.899 --> 01:15:30.220 eat cows because I think they're, they're ancestors. 01:15:31.579 --> 01:15:36.779 Yeah. I mean, that's retarded. All right. All 01:15:36.779 --> 01:15:41.000 our listeners in India. Shout out. Thanks for 01:15:41.000 --> 01:15:46.479 listening. Yeah. Let's be, let's be honest. That's 01:15:46.479 --> 01:15:48.920 fucking ridiculous. Of all animals you're just 01:15:48.920 --> 01:15:51.079 going to pick to make sacred, you're going to 01:15:51.079 --> 01:15:56.539 make it the cow? I mean, the cow provides a lot 01:15:56.539 --> 01:16:02.199 of life. It provides food, milk. No companionship. 01:16:03.819 --> 01:16:06.479 Companionship? Yeah, people have... You think 01:16:06.479 --> 01:16:09.199 farmers don't have bonds with their pet cows? 01:16:11.060 --> 01:16:13.539 Yeah, dude. Not like a fucking dog or a cat. 01:16:13.739 --> 01:16:19.979 I'm sorry. You'd be surprised. It's not the same, 01:16:20.000 --> 01:16:23.939 dude. I'm sorry. I'm trying to look for India 01:16:23.939 --> 01:16:27.039 in our list of cities of our listeners. I can't 01:16:27.039 --> 01:16:30.880 find any. Yeah, there's none. Trust me. We're 01:16:30.880 --> 01:16:34.060 good. And yet, they're the only ones who have 01:16:34.060 --> 01:16:37.680 sent us a message. Yeah, the fucking scammers. 01:16:42.060 --> 01:16:46.319 They gotta get something better to worship. Dude, 01:16:46.359 --> 01:16:51.539 um, hold on a sec. I'm gonna, uh, I'm gonna update 01:16:51.539 --> 01:16:54.399 it again. You don't have to reload. You can just 01:16:54.399 --> 01:16:55.739 keep doing what you're doing. Where are you? 01:16:56.500 --> 01:17:00.140 Jeez. Oh, I'm at the podcast table, I think, 01:17:00.199 --> 01:17:04.239 right? Oh, shit. I gotta come find you. Yeah, 01:17:04.319 --> 01:17:06.720 I put the, I put Mars really far away. Oh, no, 01:17:06.819 --> 01:17:11.229 you're, you're out by the helicopter. Yeah, I 01:17:11.229 --> 01:17:13.090 put Mars really far away, so it's just like a 01:17:13.090 --> 01:17:17.069 little orange dot in the sky. I'll make it a 01:17:17.069 --> 01:17:21.670 little bigger than a dot, actually. Damn, I can't 01:17:21.670 --> 01:17:25.729 believe these people. They fucking... They email 01:17:25.729 --> 01:17:28.510 me once a week and be like, Hello, my friend. 01:17:28.930 --> 01:17:32.350 Would you like to promote your podcast? They 01:17:32.350 --> 01:17:36.170 can't listen to one fucking episode? Yeah, come 01:17:36.170 --> 01:17:38.569 on, man. It's like you know we can see the stats. 01:17:39.250 --> 01:17:49.359 Damn. Yeah, dude. I'm pretty sure we have three 01:17:49.359 --> 01:17:58.119 regular listeners. No, we've got like three or 01:17:58.119 --> 01:18:01.979 four hundred plays this month. Three or four 01:18:01.979 --> 01:18:06.500 hundred plays? Yep. Singapore. Shout out Singapore. 01:18:07.140 --> 01:18:11.500 Australia. Damn. Those Australians are hitting 01:18:11.500 --> 01:18:16.460 on the podcast. Wow. Dude, I wonder how much 01:18:16.460 --> 01:18:19.260 of it you actually have to listen to. Peru. Damn. 01:18:19.460 --> 01:18:25.380 31 listeners in Peru. One of those is Jeff Campos. 01:18:25.560 --> 01:18:29.000 Really? Yeah. Well, I mean, he's in Peru right 01:18:29.000 --> 01:18:36.460 now. Germany. Damn. The fucking Germans are listening 01:18:36.460 --> 01:18:43.159 to us. Yep. Ireland, the homeland. I feel bad. 01:18:45.460 --> 01:18:50.079 We have to subject them to our nonsense. To our 01:18:50.079 --> 01:18:56.800 terrible takes. We're going to have the World 01:18:56.800 --> 01:18:59.699 Cup this year in the summer, right? How are we 01:18:59.699 --> 01:19:04.479 going to do that if ICE just arrests every player 01:19:04.479 --> 01:19:08.939 of foreign countries? We're going to have the 01:19:08.939 --> 01:19:11.510 World Cup? Yeah, the World Cup this year in the 01:19:11.510 --> 01:19:15.529 summer in the USA. No shit. Is it the first time 01:19:15.529 --> 01:19:20.029 it's been here? No, I think it was here in the 01:19:20.029 --> 01:19:28.029 80s last. Wow. That's cool. I mean, I don't really 01:19:28.029 --> 01:19:30.510 watch soccer, but there's a lot of people that 01:19:30.510 --> 01:19:35.750 do. I've played soccer. It's the USA, Canada, 01:19:35.789 --> 01:19:40.859 and Mexico are all hosting it. oh shit i mean 01:19:40.859 --> 01:19:45.159 i'd probably prefer soccer to football dude to 01:19:45.159 --> 01:19:50.979 be honest yeah me too actually like dude i don't 01:19:50.979 --> 01:19:52.859 like that meathead shit like it's okay once in 01:19:52.859 --> 01:19:56.220 a while but soccer is more of like uh you know 01:19:56.220 --> 01:20:01.340 you're playing chess yeah you think it's more 01:20:01.340 --> 01:20:07.020 like um it's more of like uh like you have to 01:20:07.020 --> 01:20:10.899 be more intelligent to play it yeah like you 01:20:10.899 --> 01:20:14.500 literally have to like you have to pass around 01:20:14.500 --> 01:20:16.739 there's only like you know three or four goals 01:20:16.739 --> 01:20:19.300 every game so you have to pass around the ball 01:20:19.300 --> 01:20:23.819 in like a kind of like a strategic kind of way 01:20:23.819 --> 01:20:29.020 in order to open up a shot even at the goal to 01:20:29.020 --> 01:20:33.800 even have a chance of scoring so yeah i mean 01:20:33.800 --> 01:20:38.260 but football is also technical dude you know 01:20:39.340 --> 01:20:44.460 It's really technical. Yeah. It's just like a 01:20:44.460 --> 01:20:49.539 lot of who can hit each other the hardest. Yeah, 01:20:49.539 --> 01:20:53.539 dude. It's meathead shit. It's like if America 01:20:53.539 --> 01:21:00.159 was a sport. It's like, we're going to do everything 01:21:00.159 --> 01:21:06.140 by force. You know? Shout out to the women's 01:21:06.140 --> 01:21:11.649 USA pond hockey team. winning the uh gold olympic 01:21:11.649 --> 01:21:14.310 medal or so tyler says i don't really care about 01:21:14.310 --> 01:21:18.210 it yeah i'm gonna be honest bro do you care about 01:21:18.210 --> 01:21:22.489 women's hockey dan i couldn't give a fuck to 01:21:22.489 --> 01:21:26.949 be honest i couldn't give two fucks about one 01:21:26.949 --> 01:21:30.369 hockey and then two women's hockey like even 01:21:30.369 --> 01:21:33.229 less fucks i didn't think i could care less about 01:21:33.229 --> 01:21:35.970 hockey and then you bring up then you bring up 01:21:35.970 --> 01:21:39.130 women's hockey It's even worse than regular hockey. 01:21:39.590 --> 01:21:45.670 It's even way worse, dude. Terrible. Absolutely 01:21:45.670 --> 01:21:53.649 terrible. Alright, let me reload here. Oh, there's 01:21:53.649 --> 01:21:59.489 nothing to reload yet. I just put it... I put 01:21:59.489 --> 01:22:02.909 Mars off in the distance. So it's a little speck. 01:22:03.949 --> 01:22:07.859 I still see it as like a big, huge thing. Yeah, 01:22:07.920 --> 01:22:09.659 yeah, I haven't pushed it yet. I haven't pushed 01:22:09.659 --> 01:22:13.220 the update. Every time you do it, it takes a 01:22:13.220 --> 01:22:16.319 couple minutes. Am I going to have to jump off 01:22:16.319 --> 01:22:19.439 the moon every time? No, no, I can change it 01:22:19.439 --> 01:22:25.020 back. That's easy. No, it's fine. I like being... 01:22:25.020 --> 01:22:27.640 Oh, shit. I like how my character just flails 01:22:27.640 --> 01:22:32.600 his arms. Well, dude, you're walking around like... 01:22:32.600 --> 01:22:35.819 For whom am I? I'm fucking Charlie Kirk. Yeah, 01:22:35.819 --> 01:22:41.140 you're always trying to Kirk, bro. Oh, that looks 01:22:41.140 --> 01:22:45.960 like the sun. I gotta fucking change that. Let's 01:22:45.960 --> 01:22:51.119 see. Let's make it 50 -50 -50. Did you see Erica 01:22:51.119 --> 01:22:56.640 Kirk? She was like, yeah, my husband's death 01:22:56.640 --> 01:22:59.619 was sad. You know what really makes me sad? When 01:22:59.619 --> 01:23:02.819 people talk shit about Israel. She said that? 01:23:03.159 --> 01:23:05.800 Yeah, yeah. I sent you, like, a meme, like, a 01:23:05.800 --> 01:23:10.819 week ago. Oh, my God, bro. She fucking knows 01:23:10.819 --> 01:23:13.079 who's got the money, bro. She fucking murked 01:23:13.079 --> 01:23:19.979 him. She got all his money, actually. She didn't 01:23:19.979 --> 01:23:22.100 even have to take half. She said, I'm taking 01:23:22.100 --> 01:23:25.760 the whole thing. Dude, she knows what fucking... 01:23:25.760 --> 01:23:29.500 She knows what dicks have got to be sucked. She's 01:23:29.500 --> 01:23:36.430 not dumb. She's no dumbie. You know? Yeah. You 01:23:36.430 --> 01:23:38.510 gotta take care of the Jews, bro. First and foremost. 01:23:39.510 --> 01:23:43.850 You know, it's like Ye said. If you leave your 01:23:43.850 --> 01:23:49.590 ass, you're gonna leave with half. I guess that's 01:23:49.590 --> 01:23:52.350 right. Or if you're Charlie Kirk, leave with 01:23:52.350 --> 01:23:56.670 the whole thing. Wait, was that a fucking... 01:23:56.670 --> 01:24:03.740 Was that a Charlie Kirk assassination joke? What? 01:24:03.740 --> 01:24:07.619 I don't know. Ye said that lyric in Gold Digger. 01:24:08.380 --> 01:24:10.819 Oh, you said leave with the whole thing. Charlie 01:24:10.819 --> 01:24:12.039 Kirk would leave with the whole thing. Yeah, 01:24:12.039 --> 01:24:15.100 yeah, because if he's dead, then she just takes 01:24:15.100 --> 01:24:19.840 all his money. Yeah. Damn. You don't even have 01:24:19.840 --> 01:24:23.020 to worry about taking half. I can't believe you 01:24:23.020 --> 01:24:26.239 think that she's that pretty. I really. Are you 01:24:26.239 --> 01:24:29.380 kidding me? Yeah, I really don't see it. I mean, 01:24:29.380 --> 01:24:30.899 not that I don't see it. I just don't think. 01:24:31.369 --> 01:24:36.869 I think she's pretty average. Honestly. I don't 01:24:36.869 --> 01:24:40.369 know. It's crazy. People have different preferences 01:24:40.369 --> 01:24:49.510 based on facial symmetry. I guess it's different 01:24:49.510 --> 01:24:54.510 for different people, but you're really attracted 01:24:54.510 --> 01:24:59.390 to people, their faces, based on the symmetry. 01:25:00.329 --> 01:25:05.149 in them yeah i mean who was the person the other 01:25:05.149 --> 01:25:08.909 day that was that you were saying i said that 01:25:08.909 --> 01:25:11.449 she was kind of hot and you said that you didn't 01:25:11.449 --> 01:25:15.890 think so at all pam body yeah i think pam body's 01:25:15.890 --> 01:25:19.029 do you see her her fucking her fucking nose and 01:25:19.029 --> 01:25:22.489 her fucking mouth she looks like a chipmunk dude 01:25:22.489 --> 01:25:25.829 that's because you get curated like images that 01:25:25.829 --> 01:25:27.909 are like photoshopped and they're like paused 01:25:27.909 --> 01:25:32.710 at exactly the worst time Yeah, no, I don't see 01:25:32.710 --> 01:25:38.869 it. You don't see what? Pam Bondi. Oh, you don't 01:25:38.869 --> 01:25:41.590 see how she's hot? I don't know, dude. I like 01:25:41.590 --> 01:25:45.210 old ladies, though. That's, like, my thing. She's 01:25:45.210 --> 01:25:50.189 gotta be, like, what? Like, 50? Probably 55, 01:25:50.529 --> 01:25:56.729 yeah. I mean... Yeah, dude. That's kind of my 01:25:56.729 --> 01:26:03.149 thing. So... Alright, let me rejoin. Did you 01:26:03.149 --> 01:26:07.989 see this? No, I gotta rejoin. Wait, is there 01:26:07.989 --> 01:26:13.189 an update? Yeah, yep. Let me see. Let me join 01:26:13.189 --> 01:26:19.470 here too. Oh, how did you rejoin so quick? I 01:26:19.470 --> 01:26:21.470 just brought up the menu and there's a thing 01:26:21.470 --> 01:26:24.449 under world to click rejoin. Now I gotta jump 01:26:24.449 --> 01:26:38.100 off the moon again. Yeah, is Mars gone? I still 01:26:38.100 --> 01:26:42.479 see Mars. It's pretty huge. Oh, fuck. Well, hold 01:26:42.479 --> 01:26:47.600 on a sec. Maybe that doesn't do it, man. No. 01:26:47.699 --> 01:26:50.300 Maybe you have to go to another world and come 01:26:50.300 --> 01:26:57.979 back. Or go to my home world. Yeah, try that. 01:26:58.619 --> 01:27:07.600 Oh, shit. Mars still is... What happened? Let's 01:27:07.600 --> 01:27:12.539 see. It said it uploaded successfully. Here, 01:27:14.739 --> 01:27:20.880 maybe because... Hold on a sec. Maybe because 01:27:20.880 --> 01:27:25.420 we are both in the world. I'm in the vape lounge 01:27:25.420 --> 01:27:32.220 now. Is vape lounge your home? Yeah. Oh, shit. 01:27:33.510 --> 01:27:37.069 Mine is some random. Mine's not even Don Juan's 01:27:37.069 --> 01:27:39.989 Palace. I tried to make Don Juan's Palace my 01:27:39.989 --> 01:27:44.149 home. It didn't work, though. Oh, that's weird. 01:27:45.810 --> 01:27:49.470 It might be because it's still in community labs. 01:27:49.710 --> 01:27:54.069 It's in testing. Yeah. So it's not like a... 01:27:54.069 --> 01:27:58.109 Oh, there we go. It's gone. There's actually 01:27:58.109 --> 01:28:02.430 a stage. Like drums and guitar in the vape lounge. 01:28:04.210 --> 01:28:08.930 Oh, is there? Yeah. Is there ever anybody else 01:28:08.930 --> 01:28:14.930 there? No, I've never seen anybody here. Huh. 01:28:16.689 --> 01:28:19.529 Dude, I have to show you the sick world I found. 01:28:22.529 --> 01:28:24.949 I don't even know if you're going to appreciate 01:28:24.949 --> 01:28:30.670 it on Quest. I think you've got to see it in 01:28:30.670 --> 01:28:40.090 its magnificence. In Windows. Oh. I don't know 01:28:40.090 --> 01:28:43.630 if I have a way to do that. Oh, shit. It doesn't 01:28:43.630 --> 01:28:47.970 show it, dude. I'm bad. I think Mars is too far 01:28:47.970 --> 01:28:52.170 away. I gotta bring it a little closer and make 01:28:52.170 --> 01:28:55.369 it smaller. Because I think it probably doesn't 01:28:55.369 --> 01:28:58.050 render things that far away. You know what I 01:28:58.050 --> 01:29:01.130 mean? Yeah. Like, it's just outside of the field 01:29:01.130 --> 01:29:07.100 of where it even graphically... Where it even 01:29:07.100 --> 01:29:09.779 graphically produces it. I don't see Mars anymore. 01:29:10.640 --> 01:29:13.920 Yeah, it's like if you look over the gate, it's 01:29:13.920 --> 01:29:17.800 like off in the distance. Like where you are. 01:29:20.279 --> 01:29:29.180 Like it's like out over there. I'll bring it 01:29:29.180 --> 01:29:33.760 closer and make it smaller physically. So it 01:29:33.760 --> 01:29:40.880 looks like it's far away. But did you see the 01:29:40.880 --> 01:29:48.460 license plate on his car? Oh, yeah, you just 01:29:48.460 --> 01:29:59.060 got to mute yourself. Oh, sorry about that. Daddy 01:29:59.060 --> 01:30:07.800 CPAP. Oh, yeah. I got the BMW, but I got that 01:30:07.800 --> 01:30:10.510 settlement. Damn, where'd my fucking Pac -Man 01:30:10.510 --> 01:30:16.390 machine go, dude? Oh, shit. It's gone. Bro, I 01:30:16.390 --> 01:30:19.289 didn't even notice it was gone. That's hilarious. 01:30:21.789 --> 01:30:26.710 Damn. I gotta bring that back. I like the update, 01:30:26.829 --> 01:30:29.529 though. Damn, I'm about to bring that back right 01:30:29.529 --> 01:30:32.869 now. Hold on. Let's see if we can get the Pac 01:30:32.869 --> 01:30:36.750 -Man machine back in Don Juan's house. If you 01:30:36.750 --> 01:30:42.850 give me, like... Oh, is that the Titanic play? 01:30:43.470 --> 01:30:45.670 I was like, what the hell is that sound? Yeah. 01:30:53.569 --> 01:31:06.350 Let's see. All right, there it is. Sitting on 01:31:06.350 --> 01:31:09.810 the couch watching it. Hell yeah. You're on the 01:31:09.810 --> 01:31:14.079 couch. Yeah, if you sit on the couch, it teleports 01:31:14.079 --> 01:31:16.600 you to the bathroom. Yeah, I don't know what 01:31:16.600 --> 01:31:19.739 that's about. I gotta delete the couch and put 01:31:19.739 --> 01:31:25.020 it back. I think it's a conflict of collider 01:31:25.020 --> 01:31:32.479 boxes. Like, any texture you put in the game, 01:31:32.600 --> 01:31:37.380 like any 3D model, you have to put a... Dude, 01:31:37.399 --> 01:31:44.560 that's so loud. Jesus Christ. It just keeps repeating 01:31:44.560 --> 01:32:00.100 too. Ridiculous. Yeah, it just keeps repeating 01:32:00.100 --> 01:32:04.859 like the same 10 seconds. Oh, is it? It's on 01:32:04.859 --> 01:32:10.310 loop? Yeah, it's showing the opening credits 01:32:10.310 --> 01:32:16.350 as Titanic. Oh. Well, it should be on like an 01:32:16.350 --> 01:32:21.489 eight minute loop. It usually is, but... Oh, 01:32:21.510 --> 01:32:28.350 that's weird. It's strange it's doing that. Alright, 01:32:28.409 --> 01:32:30.529 I gotta split if you want to call the episode. 01:32:31.670 --> 01:32:34.069 Yeah, for sure, dude. I like what you've done 01:32:34.069 --> 01:32:37.050 with the place. Thanks for listening. Looking 01:32:37.050 --> 01:32:42.810 good, right? Yep. Alright, thanks for listening 01:32:42.810 --> 01:32:51.590 to the podcast. And as always. As always, Jeffrey 01:32:51.590 --> 01:32:54.850 Epstein didn't kill himself. Be kind to yourselves. 01:32:55.789 --> 01:33:04.250 And each other. We out. All we know, robots have 01:33:04.250 --> 01:33:06.609 souls. We just don't know if they do or don't. 01:33:06.630 --> 01:33:10.310 How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg 01:33:10.310 --> 01:33:15.569 or a robot? You think we were the first ones 01:33:15.569 --> 01:33:21.369 to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are 01:33:21.369 --> 01:33:24.869 jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we 01:33:24.869 --> 01:33:27.229 are. There's people out there with some really 01:33:27.229 --> 01:33:32.189 dumb thoughts. extended episode. Where the fuck 01:33:32.189 --> 01:33:34.590 did the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did 01:33:34.590 --> 01:33:36.170 Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that 01:33:36.170 --> 01:33:39.210 they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing 01:33:39.210 --> 01:33:42.449 already born babies and sell them to the Chinese. 01:33:42.810 --> 01:33:48.229 Aliens exist. Somewhere in China, in some base, 01:33:48.409 --> 01:33:51.390 there are super soldiers that are at least 9 01:33:51.390 --> 01:33:55.890 or 10 feet tall. Okay? Did they come from our 01:33:55.890 --> 01:34:26.119 planet? Then they are extraterrestrial. Before 01:34:26.119 --> 01:34:30.079 my eyes while holding their pulse feel them die 01:34:30.079 --> 01:34:34.949 of this bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing. They're 01:34:34.949 --> 01:34:37.590 fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that 01:34:37.590 --> 01:34:40.689 the government has taken it to the next level 01:34:40.689 --> 01:34:46.869 with the birds. They know what birds are going 01:34:46.869 --> 01:34:49.390 to cross paths with you that you are going to 01:34:49.390 --> 01:34:51.390 be able to raise and they are going to make them 01:34:51.390 --> 01:34:53.390 so fucking real. They're going to sink money 01:34:53.390 --> 01:34:55.890 into them because they know that if you put that 01:34:55.890 --> 01:34:57.609 motherfucker in a cage, they're going to be able 01:34:57.609 --> 01:34:59.350 to convince you that thing is fucking real. You 01:34:59.350 --> 01:35:00.949 can cut it open, you're going to see blood guts, 01:35:00.989 --> 01:35:07.060 no circuitry, Which, by the way, big brother, 01:35:07.199 --> 01:35:49.359 is the Overlord Kid. is an actual Nazi collaborator, 01:35:49.439 --> 01:35:51.220 okay? I'm not fucking lying.