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is, uh, I'm playing, I'm playing Charlie Puth.
He's singing the national anthem. I didn't see
it though. I didn't see the beginning. You didn't
see it? Oh, this is great. Is that the guy, that's
the guy with the perfect pitch, right? Yeah.
I love Charlie Puth. I didn't find this particularly
that amazing. I didn't think it was that great
either. I think he's a great singer, but I didn't
think the national anthem was anything to write
home about. No, I think he could have just done
a regular national anthem. I don't see how this
isn't a regular one, though. He's just playing
keyboard with it. Yeah, but it's just... It's
too fast? Hold on, let me think. Let me hear
it. Yeah, it's a little fast. If I hear any Bad
Bunny slander, I'm going to fucking fight somebody.
Just so y 'all know. Fuck that guy. Honest to
God. Dan, you're just rage banning. No, I actually,
dude, I like the halftime performance. So people
were upset, right? Because Kid Rock... He said
in his song in 2001, like, fucking, the underage
girls are the best or something like that. And
he was like, the Olsen twins were 14. And he
was like, oh, why do we have to wait for the
fucking, until they turn 18? Why can't we just
do it now? Oh, shit. Damn. I mean, it just blows
my mind that you're so, so offended. That Spanish
-speaking American who's the most streamed artist
on Spotify does the halftime show. Dude, people
don't even know that fucking Puerto Rico is in
America. It's not. It's ridiculous. It is in
America. No, it's not. What are you talking about?
Dan, don't you fucking start. Puerto Rico is
a U .S. territory. Dude, Puerto Rico's not a
state. It's not a state. No, it's a U .S. territory.
Dan, you gotta bring... You've got to bring your
phone just a little bit closer to your face.
I can't hear you anymore. Can you hear me? Dude,
what about the Hawaiians? You're a little quiet,
but I can hear you, yeah. You think it's un -American
if they start speaking fucking Hawaiian in the
Super Bowl? Dude, fucking Hawaii is a fucking
state. That's where the fucking Pro Bowl is,
isn't it? Hawaii made up their fucking mind that
they wanted to be a state. Puerto Rico is just
this in -between territory. It's like we just
have them because we needed them at some point
for something, and now we don't even know why
we have them. Well, the Puerto Rican people also
do get fucked over by the U .S. quite a bit.
They're in American territory. They don't have
their, they don't have their independency or
anything. However, when they're dealing with
these power outages a couple years ago because
of the hurricane, they get fucking no aid from
the U .S., like, at all. Multiple years without
fucking power. They get taxed without representation.
It's just like the fucking American colonies.
Exactly. They can't fucking vote for the president.
But we fucking tax them just like we tax the
states. Let me explain something. Puerto Ricans
are half Native American, half Spaniard. That's
where South Americans come from. Also, welcome
my cat, Miri, to the podcast. So they get the
representation that they deserve. What the fuck
does historical lineage mean? Dan, what the fuck
does that matter? It matters because they're
half Native American. They're like, you know,
it's like, come on. If they start speaking Native
American in the Super Bowl, would that be a fucking
problem? Dan, I ain't fucking British. I'm fucking
American, bro. It'd be worse, dude. I just don't
understand your taste. I'm not even trying to
pick fights with you. You're just saying shit
to piss me off. You know we own territories in
Texas and Arizona and New Mexico that 90 % of
the people there speak fucking Spanish. That's
fucked up. I'm just joking. I'm the only one
here in this group that's part Native American.
So I can fuck around and say that shit. No, you
can't. What do you mean I can't? Were you 2 %
Native American? Bro, that was like fucking four
generations ago. My fucking great, great, great
grandfather was the first Indian baseball player
in New York State. What percent Native American
are you? 2%. Yeah, how well did you know him,
Dan? I didn't know him at all. You and him good
friends? Okay, but... Yeah. Okay, 2%. If there
was a fucking 100 people lined up, if there was
50 people lined up that... were my ancestors,
one of them would be a purebred Native American.
That's nothing to shake a stick at. Or an arrow,
rather. That's not like a small thing, man. I
mean, I would argue that it is. You know what,
dude? How dare you step on my fucking heritage?
How dare you? I'm not stepping on your heritage.
I have nothing against Native Americans. You
said it's a small thing. Dude, one in 50? No,
no, I'm saying... Dude, if you could... You make
it... No. You're trying to twist my words here.
You're trying to make it sound like I'm downplaying
Native Americans as a whole. I'm trying to downplay
your claim that you are one. Oh, bro, I am one.
What do you mean that I... Okay, by that ideology,
we are all African. Every last one of us. I'm
the most American fucking one here, dude. I'm
the only one. My fucking ancestors came on the
Mayflower. Okay, mine fucking lived here and
they kicked my... Your ancestors kicked my ancestors'
asses. My ancestors were the first people that
settled in America. Dude, mine were the natives.
My ancestors crossed the fucking Bering Strait,
okay? I don't want to fucking hear it. Where
did your ancestors cross the Bering Strait? What?
What are you talking about? What are you talking
about? No, I was just trying to piss you off.
Well, you're not. One in 50 of your ancestors
might have at some point, Dan, like 10 ,000 years
ago. No, they definitely did. But there's 2 %
in there, but I don't go tell people about it.
And all I'm saying is that I don't think you
should. You know what, man? It's my heritage.
It's my ancestry. I don't go around telling people
that I'm probably like 15 % German. I'll keep
that to myself. You're what percent? Like 15
% German. What's wrong with that? Well, I mean,
the Nazis. Well, it explains the socialism. No,
Casey, don't you be hypocritical. You don't get
mad at yourself for your historical lineage.
I didn't fucking participate in the SS. Look,
there was one... Actually, my ancestors got persecuted.
Yeah, they were fucking Polish and they got persecuted
for being fucking Catholic. You probably have
ancestry that is so conflicted. Some of your
ancestors were killing your other ancestors on
the other side. Yeah, they didn't kill Catholics
in the Holocaust, right? They just killed the
Jews. They killed everyone. What was the main
religion of Nazi Germany? None. No? It wasn't
like Protestant? That was another failure of
atheism. Why did they just kill the Jews then?
Just like China is a failure of atheism. I don't
know if that's true. I think they were prosecuting
people that were religious. So that's why they
prosecuted the Jews and the Catholics. Yeah,
they prosecuted Jehovah's Witnesses too. And
gays. Black people. Black people too? Yep. Black
people and gypsies. Really? I understand the
gypsies. So Nazis were predominantly Christian
with 54 % of them being Protestant and 41 % of
them being Catholic. Yeah, that sounds like that
would be the normal breakdown of just Germany
in general. Mostly just white people for the
most part with excluding a handful of countries.
Dude, when you hear Nazi, right? Like, the Nazis.
Like, how many did you think there were? Like,
when you think of that. When somebody says, oh,
the Nazis. I just think of Tyler. There's over
a thousand. There's thousands of Nazis. Right,
you think thousands, right? No, there's as many
Nazis as there are people in New York State.
There's 20 million Nazis. What? 20 million. You
mean in Germany? The whole country was. No, Nazis.
People in the Nazi party. It was 20 million people.
So it wasn't some small faction, dude. Right,
that's what I'm saying. Like, anybody can get
as a part of this huge political party that gets
out of control, like, you know, MAGA is doing
right now. Yeah, it's not like MAGA, though.
Yeah, it is, though. No, it's not. It's like
defending the prisons. That's a pedophile. As
much as you want all these things to be true,
like, none of them are. You know? I mean, there's
more. I mean. They're in the files, right? I
don't think that the Nazis are that similar to
Republicans, but they're more similar than anything
we've seen in America for a little while. Well,
it's a populist movement, right? The Nazis were
a populist movement, no? You know more about
politics than I do, Casey. I wouldn't disagree
with that. They became the controlling political
party because everybody started supporting them.
They were like, we're going to make Germany great
again. They're like, Germany's fucking being
treated like shit. Like, we have to pay fucking
billions of dollars a year in reparations for
World War I to the Allies. I mean, I'd argue
that. Our money is fucking worthless. Yeah, that
sounds like what we're going through today. Yeah.
Here's the thing. They were fucking burning their
monies and their fucking fire pits for warmth
in the winter. Right, because it was worthless.
It was completely worthless. So there's a repeating
theme in history, okay, about this happens from
time to time. And a lot of times there's a group
of people who it can be attributed to, and I
hate to say it, but it is partially true. It
is. Like they always end up at the top of the
monetary hierarchy and people become increasingly
angry at them. So I'm not saying that's all of
them, but that is a recurring theme. Right, yeah.
I'm not going to name any groups though. But
here's the thing with the Nazis, dude. They had
like a lot of things right. Like Kyle always
says it. Tyler always says it. Like they got
a lot of things right. But they also got a lot
of things fucking wrong. Yeah, they got more
things wrong than they got right. No, I would
say they got more things right than they got
wrong. Well, I mean, there was the fucking genocide.
I think that outweighs the things that they got
right. Yeah, we can talk about the number all
we want, but sometimes you can do one really
bad thing that can... It's like if you fucking
rape kids and fucking eat them, eat babies on
a fucking island, that kind of outweighs everything
that you've done to be the most religious president
in the history of America. You gotta prove it,
though. Like Donald Trump. He can do everything
he wants. He can fix our economy and everything,
but if he fucks kids, I still want his fucking
head. I know, but you have to have some proof
before you just say it because it feels good.
I think Ali Back was sending you the flight logs,
right? Yeah, he did send me the flight logs.
From fucking Palm Beach to Ronald Reagan International
Airport. I looked at that. And then Teterboro.
I sent you the wrong one. No, I looked it up.
It was one in the Philippines. No, no. It was
from Teterboro to Ronald Reagan International.
It was GBTU. No, you got it wrong. It was Palm
Beach International. No, no. I saw Palm Beach.
It was Palm Beach, Ronald Reagan, and the Philippines.
No, it was Teterboro. What's the code for that?
New Jersey. What's the code? TBE. Dude, he didn't
go to the... Sorry, I misspoke. He didn't go
to the island. I don't know. I think you misread
it. Because I looked him up and it was all American
airports. He used his jets. That's what was going
on there. He did, but everybody did too. Katie
Couric used it. George Slopinopoulos used it.
Like, all these fucking people used it, dude.
Bill Gates used it. RFK Jr. used it. Dude, fucking
everybody used his jets. It's like, I would use
his jet. If somebody was like, hey, dude, you
want to go on a free trip to the fucking Virgin
Islands? I'd be like, yeah, dude. Like, who wouldn't?
Like, flying on a plane's expensive, dude. I
would absolutely do that. And you gotta remember,
Jeffrey Epstein lived in Palm Beach. Mar -a -Lago
is in Palm Beach. So two ultra -wealthy people,
of course they're going to know each other. But
in 2003, Jeff Epstein made a move on one of Donald
Trump's employees, forced himself on her, and
he banned him from Mar -a -Lago in 2003. Dude,
how long ago was that? It looks like Donald Trump
took advantage of Jeff Epstein's fucking... His
crimes. Look. Because he fucking molested, he
fucking grabbed, groped a woman. Casey. What?
You showed me all this shit about Donald Trump
being a fucking pervert, right? Yeah. And you
fucking had me convinced for a night. I was like,
fuck, man. Like, Casey's right, bro. But here's
the thing. Like, there's a lot of things that,
like, he didn't, none of the stuff you showed
me was illegal, though, right? Like what? Like,
you showed me, oh, him saying about his daughter.
Like, oh, the thing we have in common, it was
on that talk show, the thing we have in common
is sex. It's like, who the fuck says something
like that about their daughter? And then the
little girls that were in the beauty pageant,
he's like, oh, yeah, I'm going to be dating one
of them in a few years. It's like, that's suspect.
But what about the files where it says, you know,
Trump fucking groped a 14 -year -old, fucking
grabbed her boobs while he was with Jeffrey Epstein?
But, bro, that's an FBI tip line. Let me ask
you, how many times is a 911 dispatcher sitting
there and a fucking schizophrenic person calls
and says that there's fucking apes on a roof
throwing bananas? And they have to write it down.
They're like, okay. They have to put it in the
system and then they have to tell the police.
And Dan, what if they're telling the fucking
truth? They have to document it. How many times
did they accuse Obama on these files? I haven't
found an accusation of Obama committing any of
these crimes. Yeah, that's true, Casey. But these
reports came in after... But there's fucking
one million mentions of Trump. These reports
came in after Jeffrey Epstein had already been
in prison. Everybody already knew the story.
All of this stuff was already out there. These
reports are from 2019. He was already in prison,
and Donald Trump was running for another presidency.
People get the idea in their head, fucking schizophrenics,
from all the shit they see on the news. Oh yeah,
I was on a boat where they were eating babies
and sucking their intestines out and having orgies.
It's like, yeah, okay, dude. Let me ask you,
how do you have 500 LLCs when you're eating babies
on a fucking yacht? You can't even manage your
businesses if you're so busy eating children
and fucking 14 -year -olds. It's like, dude,
the chances are so fucking low that that actually
happened. They said, did you see all the emails
where they said like Jeff Epstein was referring
to beef jerky? Yeah, but what does that have
to do with Donald Trump? Like he was eating children.
Dude, we already know. The fucking beef jerky
is in the fridge. We already know Jeff Epstein.
was fucking 14 -year -olds. That's known. He
went to prison for it multiple times. This is
not news. This is actually so old that it's ancient
history. This is Obama -era shit. But you think
everything in the files that incriminates Trump
is just bullshit? Well, dude, it's literally
an FBI tip line. It's like anybody can call in.
I could call that tip line right now, and they'd
have to document it. all right that that's not
my problem isn't even necessarily with trump
it's the way that they're going about the co
-conspirators not trump through that have been
trying to give their statements to the fbi that
for years that they just haven't been doing it
and again before you were trying to say like
oh like it seemed like you were taking like a
defense stance for pam bondy which i didn't really
understand because you're like oh well what was
going on the last four years Dan, I'm fucking
pissed off about that too. Shit should have been
getting done by then too. Yeah, but here's the
thing, Alan Mack. Nobody's talking about it.
Well, they had a dementia patient and they had
fucking Kamala Harris who was basically running
the country. Joe Biden isn't in charge. We were
talking about it. He's not in charge of the DOJ.
He's not in charge of anything. Joe Biden fucking
died in 2019. I know, but that doesn't... There
was a fucking actor wearing a mask the whole
time. That doesn't mean that nobody gets held
accountable. Because one guy had dementia. It
doesn't mean, oh, the whole administration's
off the hook. No, it wasn't even him. He died.
So not only did they not do one single thing.
All right. It would be one thing if they only
indicted five people. It was a guy in a match.
Maybe six people, 10 people. They didn't indict
one person, bro. And I just think of Kamala Harris's
fake fucking smile. And not only did she not
indict anybody, nobody indicted anybody. She
took $50 million from Bill Gates, who is one
of the top people on the list right now, to run
her campaign. That's hush money, bro. That's
a fucking problem. What did Bill Gates do on
that island? I feel like you're making this a
left -right thing, though. It's not that it's
a left -right thing. I'm just fired up about
you. Why does Pam Bondi get off easy, though?
They all should go down hard. If I got to tell
you how high the stock market is right now, you
know that the NASDAQ hit 50 ,000 and you're trying
to hit me with this shit. You should be bowing
down to Donald Trump. Did you even apologize
to him? Are you going to say sorry to him? The
greatest president in American history. Bro,
I got to say... I couldn't really hear what you
said there. Casey's mic kind of overshadowed
you. Did you apologize to Donald Trump for accusing
him of this after you've seen that the stock
market, the NASDAQ, hit 50 ,000? Have you seen
that? I know you're fucking rage baiting. That
I couldn't believe. How is that your... How is
that Pam bodies? Bro, bro. But people, people
love that shit. Like I, I know they do me and
you see how retarded that is. I was just like,
it's a great, it's a great deflection for like
the completely like, cause it's, it literally
has nothing to do with the question she was at.
It's just like, My back's in a corner. I have
no good answer. Let me just say some good shit
that he's done. Let me say some shit that's going
to appeal to his voters. Have you apologized
to President Trump? Have you apologized to President
Trump? He could have brought up anything. Our
border security has taken so many steps forward.
The greatest president in American history. Can
Allie Mack hear that? I don't know. Can you hear
it? I was playing a pan bondi. I also didn't
see. No, I couldn't hear you. She got into it
with Thomas Massey, right? Oh, I don't know.
I didn't hear that. Yeah, it was the same shit.
It was just deflections the whole time. It was
the same exact shit. It was just like that. Here's
the worst part about that, bro. Like, I got to
say two things. Just let me say these two things
and then I won't cut you off. I hate the bow
down to Trump -ism that they do in that administration.
I fucking hate it, bro. It is so like fucking
just dick smooching bullshit. It's cringy. I
fucking hate it, dude. And I, the other thing
I wanted to say is like, I think a lot about
what other people who don't like speak English,
like what they think when they hear this translated
and they hear Pam Bondi deflecting and saying
the NASDAQ hit 50 ,000. Dude, that shit looks
so fucking bad. Like imagine seeing that translated.
Like they're asking about like girls getting
raped and she's like the NASDAQ hit 50 ,000.
It's like, how about you just answer the questions?
And then if you just answer the questions, everybody
can get out of here and they can go about their
day. Just let them have their little fucking
powwow. Right. But no, you gotta argue. It's
not even, sorry, I didn't mean to cut you off.
You, you finish your bet. No, that's pretty much
all I had to say, dude. It's like, it's, it's,
it's there's a lot of cringe on both fucking
sides bro it's just like i i often think about
like because the real like reality check to me
even though like even though i like to think
that i'm not brainwashed one way or the other
even just for like how bad we're doing right
now as a country on an administrative level it's
like whenever i talk to my norwegian friend because
he's just like dude like it's not even like we're
we're paying attention to america just for the
sake of it like being like a superpower of the
world it's like it's just becoming a reality
tv show at this point it's fucking just unbelievable
like it's just because and they speak they speak
english norwegian it's it's just about everybody
there's bilingual between norwegian and and uh
english so it's like they can it's just it's
hysterical like i can't wait to talk to my buddy
kim again about this stuff because it's just
like you don't you don't even need a language
barrier to like see that shit i'm just like what
is that deflection but if you're brainwashed
just because because we're all brainwashed did
you see the video i said of uh pam bondy you
just completely fucking derailed me oh i'm sorry
go ahead just fucking walks downstairs but it's
just like We're so brainwashed to our political
climate. Like, we've grown to expect this level
of idiocy and deflection. Not just from the right,
too. The left does it just as much. Obviously,
like, right now, everybody's talking about the
pan -Bondi shit, but give it a week, the left
will do some stupid shit, too. And it's just,
like, we've grown so much. Like, that's a normal
response now. But, like, when you see another
nation, like... you get their take on it. It
just really puts into perspective how fucking
crazy things are here right now. I'm just like
how outrageous that that's, that's normal. Like
even, even a couple of years ago, that would
have been ridiculous here. Everybody would have
been like, what the fuck did she just say? Now
it's just another day. A week, there's going
to be another fucking headline. Crazier shit.
Like it's just. Hold on one second. What's the
flavor of the week? Case is playing something.
Wes Wexner's name as a co -conspirator in an
FBI document. Do you have that kind of accountability?
I believe Wexner's name was listed more than
4 ,000 times. Yeah, I already told you that.
This is where he's listed as a co -conspirator.
Can I finish my answer? Come on. Let me finish
my answer. We corrected that within 40 minutes.
He was already... You're acting like everybody's
trying to cover up Wexner's name. Reclaiming
my time. I'm going to answer this question. Reclaiming
my time. He was... Mr. Chairman. This isn't how
this works. Can I have my time back? He was...
Mr. Chairman. How many attorney generals do you
think have seen the Epstein files and the videos
and torture videos and not released them? How
many have seen them? There's probably been at
least four. Four DOJs. Well, you got to understand
like... The Epstein case... Can you hear me,
Ally Mac? Are you there? Oh, did we lose Ally
Mac? Yo, yo. No, sorry. I'm eating, so I muted
myself. Oh, okay. I'm listening, though. Yeah,
so the Epstein files are kind of... You've got
to consider two different parts. He went to prison
in 2009 for soliciting a minor for prostitution.
Yeah, I think that's what it was. And then...
He went again in 2019. So there's really two
separate cases that were jammed together. But
did you see the thing of the guy? They took a
picture of a guy that looked like Jeffrey Epstein.
He's still fucking alive. Yeah, I believe it.
Bro, I fucking believe it, dude. Look, I watched
an hour and a half long interview with Jeff Epstein.
I saw that. Yep, I saw that one. Did you watch
the whole thing? I think I skipped through it,
but yeah, pretty much. Bro, it was good. Jeffrey
Epstein, my take after watching that, because
there's so much more stuff that you can pick
up, little nuanced things from somebody's body
language, that there's no amount of news articles
you read about them that would be able to tell
you that. My vibe I got from Jeffrey Epstein
is he was just a dirty old perverted Jew. from
New York City that fucking liked young girls.
Like, and, you know, whether or not he was trying
to get compromise on people by putting them in,
you know, positions, he probably was. And, you
know, the last prime minister of Israel lived
at his residence with him for a while. So, like,
what does that tell you, bro? Like, you know,
it's just so obvious. Like, he was just, you
know, he was an asset of Israel. and he was a
dirty old Jewish guy that liked young girls.
That's pretty much it. I don't think there's
any of this satanic shit going on. I don't think
they were eating children. I don't think there's
any of that. He had an obsession with being around
people that were in positions of not just power,
but people that were on the cutting edge of shit.
Sorry, go ahead, Ali Mack. No, Dan, I agree with
just about most of what you said there. I feel
like at least twice an episode, I got to say
this to both you and Tyler, but why the fuck
are you throwing Jew in there? What does his
religion have to do with the fucking thing about
what he's doing? It does though, dude. But I
know, but when you say like that dirty fucking,
like, you know, dude, I'm saying it and like
kind of an, like, why is, why is the religion
got to get tacked on there? It's not a religion.
It's not, it's not just a religion though. It's
also an ethnicity. So it's like, Somebody was
like, Oh, he was just, I feel like it just promotes
anti -Semitism. He was just like, and I'm not
trying to be a fucking keyboard warrior here,
but I feel like all too often people just see,
I don't know. No, dude, I'm not, I'm not saying
it like that's a negative thing at all. Actually.
Like, you know, he's just a Jewish guy from New
York city. I'm painting a picture of like who
he is. Like he, but he's Christian or Catholic
or atheist. You're not going to be like this
dirty old atheist. Like, I don't know. It's just
like the, the Jew. No, no, no, but it's not.
They would fucking email each other and they'd
say, how do you fucking like the beef jerky?
That was their fucking. You know, Casey, I was
really looking forward to whether or not you
were going to back me up on this, Casey, and
you're just in your own fucking world Googling
shit. God damn it. No, but. All right, Ali Mack,
if I just said. Say it was an Arab dude and I
said, I think he was just a dirty old Arab dude.
Like I said it like that. It doesn't carry the
same weight at all. You're like, Oh yeah, he
was just a dirty old Arab guy. Like, you know,
it's just, you're painting a picture. I'm talking
about like, dude, I'd say it about a Greek guy
too. I'd be like, yeah, he was just a dirty old
Greek, you know? Like I'm not, it's actually
kind of an endearing thing. It's not, it's just,
I'm actually like, he's just a, he's just a Jewish
guy from New York and he's just an old person.
In what world is that endearing? In what world
is that endearing? Endearing? Cause it's just,
it's, it's not really like I could call a fucking.
Casey, a fucking dirty old fucking Mick. It's
not a negative thing. I'm just painting a picture
of who he was. He was a New York City Jewish
guy. That was pretty fucking negative for me.
I'm trying to fucking unbury myself out, Mick,
and you're not fucking helping me. Jeffrey Epstein,
he said he was going to start eating regular
food again, so he might be eating less jerky.
He has said six bags of the downstairs freezer
has jerky in it for his next trip. Did he say
that to Peter Adia? Who did he say? He said that
to Redacted, actually, by Pam Bondi. It was probably
Peter Adia. I'll tell you what was probably going
on. Peter Adia is one of the doctors. I believe
it should be enough beef jerky to get him through.
Well, Peter Adia is one of the celebrity doctors
that was named in the Epstein files that he was
talking to. And they're talking about low -carb
stuff. So beef jerky would be low -carb. He's
probably talking to Peter Adia. So that's probably...
Look at that. Dan, you're a fucking caricature.
I solved the case. There you go. No, it's not
children in a fucking basement, bro. Steve needs
a... To Jeffrey Epstein. They're just talking
about jerky, bro. Steve needs a six to eight
ounce portion of jerky. I gave you all the jerky
we had, roughly two pounds. And it lasted only
half the amount of time it was meant to. I felt
like it was important for you to eat the jerky
during my time off. My plan is to make a batch
before I leave for LSJ. And some of that will
then go to Steve and the rest to you when I arrive.
See, the problem is that... So my question is,
what the fuck is with these weird -ass people's
affinity towards emails? Why can't they fucking
send text messages? Or if you're doing scummy
shit, should you fucking use Telegram? Well...
Dude, a lot of these emails... Dude, I saw an
email where Jeff Epstein was like... It's texting.
It's crazy. That was back in the day, though.
I gotta answer his question. Yeah, that was back
in the day. Yeah, a lot of this is from Blackberry
Times. Yeah, back in fucking 2012, I'm still
texting people. I'm not firing emails. No, this
was like 2006. Yeah, a lot of it's like 2006,
2007. Dude, and another problem is, sorry, go
ahead, Casey. You had something to say. I'm cutting
you off. Why do I have the Oculus on if you're
not even in it? I'm just looking at you through.
Where are you? Are you in Don Juan's palace?
No, I'm in pass -through right now. And ideally
I think it would be pretty cool if you could
turn your camera back on and then I could see
all of you guys That would be pretty sick because
right now I have a failed to start camera. I
can see I saw an email where Jeff Epstein was
like, yeah, I need to we don't have any pizza
I need some pizza and they were like, oh well
Fucking go knock up this girl and then he was
like, okay I fucking I knocked her up the pizzas
in the oven That sounds like some pretty fucked
up shit. I'm not going to lie. I think we have
to turn in... That was the best 13 -year -old
pizza I've ever eaten. I think we've... I think
it'd be a little stale by that point. Maybe right,
depending on the contact. Oh, damn. Well, Casey's
not going to join. No, I'll join. I'll get on
the... So, Dan, we... No, we can do this for
a while. I actually might... Hold on. Where's
that screen where we're all together? We went
on a VR chat the other day. Or yesterday, right?
No, Casey's in the video. You should try shutting
your video off and then bringing it back. You
were here, but it cut out. There we go. Can you
see me? No. You can't see me? How the fuck do
you not see me? Casey, can you see Dan? Before
we turn this into a technical difficulty break?
Yeah, I can see Dan. Alright, I might screen
record a little bit, and then we can put this
in the episode if you want. Yeah. That'd be cool.
So we were on a VR chat the other day, right?
It's like 10 minutes. I was fucking DJ and, and,
uh, you met this guy who was rapping and he was,
he was pretty good. Did you, uh, I got there
now. Did you friend him? Yeah. Oh yeah. That
shit was hilarious, dude. He was a nice kid.
Yeah. Um, I got, I got in that fight with that
one guy in the avatar world. Yeah. That was fun
though. I see you now, Dan. I'm trying to, uh,
there we go. We're doing a little screen recording
here. Um, yeah, I got into that, that fight with
that one guy because this, this black kid comes
up to him while Allie Mack just walked away.
No, I'm here. Okay. I got, I got earbuds and
I can hear you when I walk away. So, uh, Casey
in VR chat, his avatar is always Charlie Kirk.
And, uh, this one, this one black kid comes up
to him and he's like, yo, yo, I shoot you right
there. I shoot you right in the neck right there.
And he's like pointing to his neck and this fucking
guy comes out of nowhere. He's like, you think
that's fucking funny, dude? You think it's fucking
funny? You think political assassination is fucking
funny? He's like, why don't you look up the statistics
for what race kills the most of their own race
in America? He said something like that, right?
Yeah. And the kid's like, oh, wow. Wow. Oh, really?
Really? He's like, well, you fucking white people
fucking rape kids. White people rape kids. He's
like, my mom has more money than you. My mom.
It was like this. So they got in this huge fucking
fight. and uh dude the guy would not shut up
he's like yeah you you don't know what you're
talking about you know you're talking about dude
right so i'm like dude why don't you shut the
fuck up and stop being fucking racist like like
dude i get it the charlie kirk thing like yeah
dude that's super fucked up I was walking around
saying Charlie hurt, killed himself. Dude started
a whole thing. True Casey fashion. And dude,
I yelled so loud at this guy. I was so pissed
that I woke my girlfriend up. It's like one 30
in the morning. Right? Yeah. And, uh, he's like,
dude, yes, you don't even know what the fuck
you're talking about, man. So why don't you shut
up? You don't know what you're talking about.
I was like, dude, I actually got so mad at this
fucking guy. like in his face right in vr chat
like so mad it felt so real my heart was actually
pounding bro and i'm like i'm like okay it doesn't
really give you a fucking excuse to be racist
though dude you know like i just felt bad because
the kid was right he's like dude i'm a fucking
kid and he said to the guy he's like you're almost
30 years old what the fuck you doing fight with
a kid on vr chat i'm like dude he's got a point
and i hate to say it that that kid had a good
point too where it's like white people we do
rape people way more than I don't know if that's
true, bro. No, it was. Did you see that statistic?
It was like the number of people on Jeff Epstein's
island and the number of child molesters. It
was like 85 % white people. Yeah. There's this
comedian. I can't remember. There's this fucking
Hispanic comedian. I can't remember his name.
It's like CeCe's favorite comedian. She was showing
me one of his stand -ups where he's like, yeah.
Like, Hispanics do, like, fun crimes. It's like,
every time you hear about one of us getting arrested,
it's like, we get arrested for flying a plane
with, like, a little bit of coke in it. Every
time you hear a white dude get arrested, he's
a 12 -year -old or, like, sending off somebody
else to fuck a 12 -year -old. That's kind of
true. That's kind of true. Do you know what his
name was? I can't remember. I'll ask her in the
morning. I'll fucking show you the next episode.
So after that happened, we went to the club and
we met this cool guy. I'm sure you did. He was
fucking rapping. Dude, Ally Mack, it sounds like
some nerd shit. Can you hear me alright, by the
way? Yeah, I can hear you. It sounds like some
nerd shit, but we go into the club. And Casey
DJs. Yeah. And dude, he had a group of like 10
people listening. I'm the alien hype man. So
I just like dance next to him. And dude, I started
playing pull up to the party. My guy, right?
And he goes, this beat is fucking sick. Pull
up, pull up. He starts rapping on the whole thing,
and I was like, dude, you should come on the
podcast. He's like, dude, you're so fucking good.
Oh, my God. He was like creaming over Casey's
DJ skills. He's like, yo, I could see you being
like a rave God, dude. Oh, my God, my God. Oh,
my God. So we're going to try and get him on
the podcast. He was a good rapper. Yeah, he was.
He was freestyling, dude. Yeah. All right. So
you friended him. Can we get him on the podcast
like right now? yeah we probably we probably
could i mean it was that was like one in the
morning oh it's 12 o 'clock he might be on yeah
we should go see be like dude you want to be
on a podcast come to this world and then we'd
have to explain to him that we're actually in
that world in real life what do you mean like
if we took him to the to don juan's palace oh
right we'd have to explain to him that like we're
actually this is where we are in real life it
looks just like this yeah this is a three we'd
have to explain to him who ian flex is Dude,
you know what? I got to do some updates to Don
Juan's Palace. We should take a picture of the
basement and put it on the bulletin board so
people could be like, wait a second. The only
critique I have... Sorry, I didn't mean to cut
you off. I'm on such a delay. I'm not trying
to interrupt you. It just happens. No, you're
fine. I think the basement needs to be darker.
It needs to be more like what the basement is
for you guys. Oh, yeah, yeah. I can do that.
It's like daylight in the basement. Easily, bro.
I do that because sometimes when it's too dark,
it's like you lose detail. Jeffrey Austin didn't
kill himself sign right up there. I could put
that up. Yeah. Absolutely. There's some more
things I have to add to make it more realistic.
Yeah, I'll do that. I'll do that, Ally Mac. I
haven't updated it in years. Yeah, the empty
six pack next to my seat. Yeah, I can do that
for sure. What else will I add? I want to add
some personal pictures to the bulletin board.
Pictures of actually us. I think that'd be funny.
Put office space on the TV. I could do that.
Easily. Just make it so it starts playing when
you join the world. We need an interactive Jerry
Springer bell too. i can do that dude i'm gonna
have so much fun updating this is somebody recording
the uh the video of this call yeah i am i have
been for a while so we can put this on youtube
on our podcast channel yeah we could yeah you
just gotta line it up and we're not housing a
bunch of fucking mozzarella sticks yeah so if
you're listening to the podcast at this point
there's probably there might be video of what
we're you know, of us talking. Yeah, so before
the podcast, Tyler was trying to tell me that
Obama was in the Epstein files. No, he wasn't.
No. But I'll tell you who is. He was like, your
side is in the Epstein files too. Fucking Obama
was fucking molesting children. I'm like, what?
No. The worst thing Obama could have done was
he was fucking, he was probably gay, like secretly.
And he probably fucked a dude on the side. Well,
there was that one Tucker Carlson interview.
I don't know why Tucker Carlson did this interview
with this fucking bat shit crazy guy who said
that he blew Obama. It's like, dude, come on,
man. This is how low we're sinking. Dude, people
will say anything just because he's the first
non -white president. Yeah. And they were like,
oh, Trump was like, back in the day, he was like,
oh, Obama was a fucking Muslim and he was born
in Saudi Arabia. And there's no proof. There's
no fucking proof. Oh, no, he was from Kenya.
He was born in Kenya. Well, his dad was, right?
Yeah, his dad was from Kenya, yeah. It's like,
that's a lot. He was born in Hawaii. When did
Hawaii become a state? 1959. Ooh, that's cutting
it close, though. Why? He was born in the 60s.
Okay. I'm just saying it's close. You know? No,
it was still a territory before that. Oh, was
it? I'm arguing shit. Casey is pulling that correct
stat out of his ass. It is 1959. You want to
fact check that? No, I did. I love being in front
of my PC. I can fact check all the fucking claims
that get made here. Yeah, you know, sometimes
I'm arguing with Casey and he does know so much
more than me. I think Obama was born in 1963.
Yeah, that's fucking close, bro. Let's see this.
I gotcha. I gotcha. I don't know if it's close
enough to count. He just barely made it. I don't
even know. Oh, August 4th, 1961. Sounds like
they might have fudged the numbers a little bit.
Still two years after Hawaii became a state,
right? When did Hawaii become a territory? I
think it was in the 1800s, actually. The late
1800s. Alright, let's take a look. No way. Dude,
how did they even know it was fucking there?
What? In the 1800s? I mean, they knew America.
August 1898. Oh, it was almost 1900. I said the
late 1900s or 1800s, right? It was 1898. You
said like, you said like 1800, August 12th, 1898.
That's almost 1900, bro. That's all. That's like
nine. Yeah. It was right around there around
the late 1800s. Dude, that's fucking wild. That's
crazy. Like the Pacific ocean, like boggles my
mind, bro. How vast it is. There's so many little
island chains sprinkled in the Pacific Ocean,
like the Marshall Islands. There's all these
atolls. Do you know there's still a tribe in
India and some places on islands that they don't
have contact with? Oh, yeah. And they don't know
what modern shit is, and they fucking eat people
that come there? Oh, dude, I'd love to fly a
helicopter over. There was a fucking reporter
that went there, and he almost fucking got eaten
by these people. There's really only the one.
it's the north sentinel island i was watching
that was one there was multiple though yeah they
should just bomb there's something that's the
one that's most well known though yeah there's
something in south america too dude just drop
them some shit to let them know what's out there
that's almost inhumane to not tell them like
that's kind of cruel bro because because living
like that isn't like they tried it's not a good
thing. Like it's not, you think they want, you
think if they knew that there was fucking showers
and running water, they'd want to live like that.
Yeah. But when we go there, they're shooting
us because you're one 50th native American saying
what you are right now. Dude, look after the
British came in here and fucking steamrolled
your people to try to bring civilization to them
unwillingly. The native Americans were the original
homeless people. They were. We're very happy,
though. We're happy and homeless. You want to
put a video of your face out here saying this
shit. I can't even say it out of context. I don't
want that clip to be. Dude, they were tribalized
homeless people. Maybe that's what our homeless
people need, is they need to break off into tribes
and have their own rules. And that's what they
lack. It's not that they lack a home. They're
not homeless. They're rule -less. They're lawless.
We're so fucking canceled. They need to come
up with their own set of rules to follow in the
streets. Do you ever see the people that go there
to these islands where the tribal people are
just living like primitively? Oh, yeah, dude.
And they fucking... They trade them bananas and
shit. They go nuts. No, there's fucking reporters
that go there and they're like, please don't
fucking kill me. Like, don't eat me. Dude, have
you ever seen the one? I forget which tribe it
was, but they fucking showed him shit for the
first time. Like they showed him a mirror. Yeah.
And the guy was like, he would walk up to the
mirror with his spear and then back off and then
go up to it and back off. Imagine if you've never
seen a mirror, how fucking crazy that is. I mean,
you've never seen your reflection in water. yeah
but if you saw you know a phone for the first
time you saw a mirror you saw even like something
simple like that for the first time you'd be
like this crazy dude it's i mean what a trip
though to be able to show people it's like going
back in time it's literally the exact same yeah
but they're not appreciative of it because they're
like who the fuck are these fucking aliens they're
like this is magic they don't know about the
earth or anything right and then we could probably
give them a lot of fucking diseases too um but
yes that's that's the main reason why we still
are uncontacted with them we don't we don't want
to spread all the the pathogens to them we got
to give them some we'll wipe them all out vaccines
um but how are you going to convince them of
that without infecting them though it's not like
we can communicate well what we got to do is
we got to go in knock them out Give them vaccines.
Dude, come on. You tell me these people wouldn't
love to at least have like a fucking Honda Civic.
Like even if they were in the lower echelon of
society. Dude, they literally can't capture these
people without killing them all. I'd fucking
love to have a Honda Civic. Fucking shoot arrows
at them. Yeah. Dude, I got to say the craziest
thing I saw though on one of those like things
where they contacted the tribes. I think this
particular tribe, they were coming out seeking
help. because they were in trouble and they kind
of knew that there was like fucking white men
out there so these people came to offer them
aid and uh they gave the tribe like all these
they were showing them all these things and they
gave them rice for the first time and it tasted
so good that this guy was clicking he was making
on and hitting his head he's like what do you
eat the rice and apparently in their culture
that means that something is very good it's like
super delicious but he's like he he like short
-circuited over fucking rice bro he was like
it was crazy yeah i was like i gotta see if i
can find that we'll throw that clip in if i can
find it but we gotta give bro a fucking mozzarella
stick and see what he does he'd be done he'd
be dead He would just find a brick wall and bash
his head off. You give him cheese, it's over,
dude. It's like Pam Bondi short circuiting over
the fucking torture videos in the Epstein files.
I don't think there's a single torture video,
bro. I don't think there's any torture videos.
No, she had access to a bunch of fucking videos,
torture videos, fucking molestation videos. Dude,
can you imagine having to be a fucking FBI agent
going through that shit? Can you imagine being
a podcaster that became the director of the FBI?
Who? Cash Patel. He wasn't a podcaster, bro.
No, he was a podcaster. No, he wasn't. Yeah.
Okay, bro. Look, that's not who... Fact check
it. Fact check it. I got you. Check his education.
You're talking about Dan Bongino. That's the
one. He was the deputy of the FBI. No, I'm talking
about Cash Patel. Okay, let me read the verdict
here. Yes, Cash Patel, a former national security
aide and Trump ally, was an active podcaster
who hosted Cash's Corner on Epic TV. He appeared
in over 100 podcast episodes. Okay, but what's
his education, Ally Mac? Just because, okay,
so hear me out. If somebody's the president of
the United States, then they start a podcast.
Okay? And then they have another job. You'd say,
oh, well, he was a podcaster. What was he before
he was a podcaster? No, no, no. I'm going to
tell you what they do. They do the same dumb
shit with Dan Bongino. He was the deputy director
of the FBI. They said, oh, a podcaster. He's
a podcaster. He's a former podcaster. He's a
deputy director. This is what they fucking do,
bro. And it pisses me off. You know that he was...
He was the director of the Secret Service for
15 years. That's kind of fucking relevant. That's
more relevant than him being a fucking podcaster.
Look that up, Allie Mack. Look up what Dan Bongino
did. Dan Bongino. Hold up, hold up. How many
podcast episodes was Cash Patel on? Dan, what
were you asking me to back you up on was Cash
Patel first? How many episodes was he on a podcast?
Look up his education. He's steamrolling me.
You're steamrolling Dan here. I'm fact -checking
for him. You got your fact -checked and get his,
okay? Dan, what did you want? What about Kash
Patel's education? Was he a podcaster first or
was he a fucking agent first? No, you got yours.
So Kash Patel's education includes a bachelor's
degree in criminal justice and history, a jurist
doctor, JD, from East University School of Law.
Do you know what a JD is? International Law from
University College. University College of London.
He's a lawyer, a JD, a jurist doctor is a lawyer,
not a fucking podcast. I'm so sick of this fucking
narrative, bro. He's a fucking lawyer. Like for
the love of fucking God. Well, you know what?
This is the problem, bro. They take these fucking
narratives and they run with it and run with
it. And everybody fucking believes it. Like Dan
Bongino, he worked at the highest level of law
enforcement in the US government. And they say
he's a fucking podcaster. Like, that's why they
say it's fake fucking news. I get my news from
podcasts, bro. I don't listen to CNN. I don't
listen to MSNBC. It's all doctored bullshit,
bro. Like, God, he's a fucking podcaster. No,
he's not. You know what they say, Dan? Some people
who go to college still be stupid. So he was
a public defender. So he's a lawyer and a public
defender. That's pretty fucking, I mean. Dude,
we know one fucking lawyer. He's a pretty fucking
smart dude, isn't he? Yeah. Yeah, it's fucking
hard, dude. Anyway, I'm done. I'm sorry. Good
dude. Good fucking dude. Real good dude. What's
that? Is he? That guy's running out of fucking
room to put letters after his name, yeah. Wow.
That's fucking awesome. A -E -M -T -P -R -N.
Wow. What a fucking... I guess J -S. I didn't
fucking know that meant fucking lawyer, but...
J -D, I think, right? J .D., yep. A jurist doctor.
All right, why don't we take a break? Yeah, why
don't we? We'll be back on the podcast. All right,
I'm going to stop this. Welcome back to Untitled
Podcast. It's episode 133. I didn't even get
to introduce you guys last time because you just
fucking jumped right into it with Jeffrey Epstein.
I'm just kidding, here with Dan. I couldn't fucking
hear the music, what do you want from me? Here
with Dan and Ali Max calling in. Oh yeah. These
are the fucking Suicide Boys. Dan, you want to
try some jambalaya I got here for you? Oh, no,
that's all right. You brought some for me? Yeah,
yeah. Oh, no. I'm all set. There you go. No,
no. I'm full, man. I literally just ate dinner.
Thank you so much, though. No problem. Fucking
jambalaya is great. Anything from New Orleans
is great. Dude, it smells fucking fantastic.
I literally, I fucking stuffed myself before
I came. Ally Mac is apparently making Jeopardy.
Yeah, and I just created a category that I think
Tyler would do half decent on. I think maybe
you guys will too. Is Tyler going to play or
no? No, Tyler's going to sleep. Oh, lame. Lame
-o. Fucking lame. Should we gear up in the metaverse?
Go into VR chat. Wait, see if that guy's online.
Oh, yeah. Hold on a sec. Let me check. See if
we can get him on the podcast. All right. Hold
on a sec. Well, how about when Ali Mack finishes
Jeopardy, I'll hop on and check. You guys can
talk. And then I'll pop into VR chat and see
if we can find him. It's going to take me a little
bit longer to finish this because I'm trying
to get quality questions here. Holy fuck. That's
okay. Take your time. I think his name was Con
Artist, but instead of an A, it was a four. Con
Artist? Yeah. It's kind of a cool rapper name.
Yeah, that dude was so good at rapping. I mean,
he was good. I'd give him a fucking out of ten.
I'd give him a six and a half. Six and a half.
Yeah, that was, I mean, you know, he was okay
at freestyling, you know? I'd give him more because
he did that just on freestyle, not like pre -planned
or anything. Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty good,
actually. Yeah, I'll give him that. Dude, maybe
I should add to Don Juan's Palace. I should add
like a performance stage. And then I could figure
out a way like how you could actually. whatever
you're playing i could figure out the coding
to make it come out of like speakers yeah you
gotta make it come out as like the world music
yeah yeah i think i could do that yeah that would
take like some time to figure out but i'm gonna
like find a way to invite people to the uh palace
to the party dude then we could have raves occasionally
pull up to the party we have like an actual dj
set people like not even just you Like other
DJs come up and play their set. Yeah, like an
open mic. Yeah, and then we could charge people.
Have people fucking work in VR. It's a dollar.
I went up to the girl in VR chat the other day.
She was like, what's your birthday? I was like,
9 -11 -01. She was like, damn, you were born
on 9 -11? I was like, damn, that was a bad day.
that's just hilarious because they ask like i
don't know if you're listening ali mac but there's
this one world i'm listening there's partially
though i didn't like vr chat for a long time
because there's too many fucking squeakers on
it yeah but then they started they started doing
these fucking clubs where you have to give your
name and your while your age and date of birth
I remember Casey crashing out about that. But
you can just lie about it. You can say anything.
Yeah, but it is somewhat verified. That's not
verified at all. That's like asking Trump if
he fucked kids on FTZ Island. He just says no,
but he actually did. Right, but it's more, at
least you're attempting. Well, it's kind of like
how California screens people if they can vote
or not. Can you vote? That's what they ask, and
they just say yes, and even when they fucking
can't. You're right. That's not verifying at
all. So what would be the actual way to determine
if people should be able to get in or not? Well,
you'd have to have them register an account that
was verified with over 18, and you'd have to
check that they're verified. Over 18, but how
would you verify? With a photo ID. Thank you,
Casey. The same way you would verify for voting.
Exactly. With an ID. Oh, no, not for voting.
Oh, but not for voting. No, this is for getting
in VR clubs. Just to get into a fake VR club.
Yeah, this is for getting in VR clubs. You should
have a photo ID, but not to actually vote for
who runs the country. No, no, no. You just give
them your name. Can I interrupt just for one
moment here? I want both of you. I want both
of you to agree on what the fifth category should
be because I have four categories set in stone
with the questions already finished. I just want
you guys to hit something. Hold on. Hold on.
I got something here. Okay. All right. I like
the four that I set. One of them was kind of
meant for Tyler because I figured he was going
to hop in here, but I think it should be even
enough between the two of you. I don't know how
much of the questions are going to get answered.
This has been on my mind a lot lately. I kind
of want to go visit California. Can we do a California
category? Things in California. Things in California.
All right. How's that, Casey? You like that?
Things in California? Yeah. All right. Because
I've been thinking a lot about going to California.
Be bop, be bop in California. Anthony Cletus.
I'll dig it. Anthony Cletus. Who's that? The
guy from Red Hot Chili Peppers. Oh, the lead
singer? Yeah, the tone -deaf guy who just goes,
Be -bop, be -bop, be -bop, be -bop -bop, California.
What's that? What's that? Sometimes I feel like
my only friend. Under the bridge. Under the bridge,
yeah. I'm a huge red -eyed chili pepper. Where
I want to be. That sounds about him doing heroin
under a bridge. Of course it is. What else would
you do in California? No, California is a beautiful
state. I don't care. It's managed by the liberals,
right? It's managed by the wrong people. Dude,
I don't care. Would you want Gavin Newsom to
be president, actually? Absolutely not, no. No,
why not? There's a million liberals that I would
pick before Gavin Newsom. Yeah, same, actually.
Who was the fucking guy that was talking with
Massey? They did the press conference together.
He was a liberal. He's fantastic. He's kind of
an Indian -looking guy. Oh, yeah, him. I forgot
his name. Fucking him for president, bro. He
was good. Yeah. He's like balanced. He's like,
he's being like reasonable. We're working together.
He's like, we're not trying to bash Republicans
here. And like, dude, people, the people that
are going to are true Americans. Yeah, dude,
they're just fucking working together. They're
like, you know, we're not trying to fucking win
points for our fucking fucking Thomas Massey.
And then Trump calls him out on Twitter, like
fucking lying, fucking scumbag, Thomas Massey,
blah, blah, blah. Yeah. Well, Trump's a fucking
bully, bro. Yeah. He's a fucking bully. And the
problem is, is that, The people that get ahead
in politics or are going to in the future and
now are the ones that make politics a blood sport
because people are so bored because everything's
so overstimulating. Like I've said in the past,
the food's overstimulating. The porn is overstimulating.
everything is over the music's overstimulating
even i mean like everything's overstimulating
so it's like how do you compete with that how
do you get any bandwidth when people are fucking
literally like even the food is fucking drugs
everything's drugs so you have to make politics
drugs somehow and so you have to make it a blood
sport to get people's attention You have to literally
be threatening to put people in fucking jail
to get anybody to pay attention to politics.
Otherwise, it'd be like it's a bunch of fucking
old people fighting over shit I don't give a
fuck about, which is really what politics is.
Are you the one that sent the thing to the chat
about, oh, what's the fucking guy's name who
always freezes? Oh, okay. I'm recording the video
now. Allie Mack, I can't see you. Dude, what's
that guy's name? Uh, now you can. Who's the guy's
name? I'm just finishing up here. He's like this
and always freezes. Mitch McConnell? Mitch McConnell,
yeah. Did you see the video of something the
other day? Dude, fucking... They were like, they
asked him something and he was like... Dude,
gone. Like, bro, you're having a TIA. Get the
fuck off the stage. The exit is to the right.
They're like, we're gonna need a minute for the
son that are here. And then he just continues
to stare off into space and drool. A giant fucking
thing of drool comes down off his mouth. Oh,
where was I? What were we talking about? What
were we talking about? It's like, dude, no. I
love how his staff is now so used to him freezing
up. They jump in way quicker than they used to.
They go, alright, we're done, guys. It's like
nursing home staff. And it's like... Tucker Carlson
was talking about why he's still working. And
literally, he was talking about this with somebody,
I forget who. He said, it was actually a Republican,
another Republican. He said, well, Mitch McConnell
has done a lot of favors for people over the
years. And he's raised a lot of money for Republicans
running. It's like, okay, that doesn't mean it's
not time to retire or die, dude. I don't think
he's a bad senator, but he's like 10 years overdue.
He has fucking enough dementia where he can't,
or you know, fucking enough neurological function
where he can't be a senator in the United States
anymore. But how does this fucking look to Ali
Mack's friend in fucking Finland, right? Or wherever
the fuck it is. I mean, how does fucking, you
know, J .D. Vance went to the Olympics in Italy.
He got fucking booed by the whole crowd. Damn.
You see his fucking face? He was like, mm. No,
I have to look that up, actually. Oh, let's see.
Let's see. J .D. Vance getting booed. You know,
like, I don't know, man. I got to be careful
what I say here. I have to be careful what I
say. This is Democracy Now, democracynow .org.
JD Vance, yep. The booze came first, but the
silence that followed mattered more. At the opening
ceremony of the 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan,
U .S. Vice President JD Vance was met with a
hostile reaction from sections of the crowd,
a jarring interruption to the usual Olympic pageantry.
International feeds caught the whistles and cheers
as cameras briefly linger. I just want to see
a live version. I don't want to lose these fucking
videos. Sorry, there's a little dead air there.
I just zoned out. My bad. I can't even find anything
on the internet anymore that was convenient.
I think I'm good. I think I got it. Oh, wait.
Here it is. Individual sport. What an honor for
her. There is the vice president, J .D. Vance,
and his wife, Usha. Those are not. Individual
sport. What an honor for her. There is the vice
president, J .D. Vance, and his wife, Usha. Those
are not. Those are a lot of boos for him. Those
are a lot of boos for him. Oh, they must have
been racist. I don't know. They didn't like his
Indian wife. I think Trump and his administration
and J .D. Vance are making. you know, America
look like a fucking embarrassment to the world.
Well, you know, part of the problem is right.
Like, dude, I'll agree with you a hundred percent.
Trump is a bully. I can't stand that shit, bro.
Like I will agree with you on that, but some
of the things Trump is doing, like they have
to be done. It's like Europe is incapable of
defending itself and they've just been riding
on our coattails. And it's like, Hey guys, you
got, you got to kind of contribute five percent.
They said that when Trump comes to Europe next,
they were going to arrest him. Yeah, go for it.
See what fucking happens. So they're going to
be like Maduro. They're going to fucking kidnap
Trump and put him on trial in Denmark for crimes
against humanity. Go ahead and see what fucking
happens, bro. That would be so fucking funny
if he just spent the rest of his life in a Denmark
jail. Yeah. And then the U .S. pulls out of NATO.
And then all of Europe is just defenseless. That
would be hilarious. Dude, his whole administration
is going to jail probably next year. No, they're
not, dude. No, they're going to get impeached.
No, they're not going to go to jail. Because
if they go to jail, it would start a civil war.
And then it would be over. So let's start a fucking
civil war. What is that called? A MAGA supermajority?
Yeah. We can get all the fucking stupid MAGA
people out of here. You don't want that. Start
a civil war and get the fuck out of here. You
don't want that, bro. All that would happen,
it would be a 20 to 1 kill to death ratio for
MAGA because they have fucking machine guns in
Texas. It's like, are you going to fight with
what they have in Texas, bro? It's like fucking
30 guns per person. Dude, they would fold people
like lawn chairs. You don't want to go down that
path, bro. If every liberal got a gun. I'm going
to tell you, bro. They would be outgunned if
every city person got a gun. They have guns that
have been handed down for three generations.
You're not going to compete with that, bro. They
don't have any people to man the guns. They just
have one person to shoot a gun. The fucking liberals
have a crazy amount of people. They got a lot
of ammunition, bro. Honestly, they have their
own branch of the military if you count just
fucking people in Texas with guns. Dude, most
Republicans aren't even supporting this at this
point. Half of Republicans are just like, get
out of here with that shit. Yeah, I don't know,
dude. Get out of here with that shit. But you
don't want to start a civil war, dude, because...
The left would lose. Here's the thing, though,
okay? Republicans have guns, right? MAGA's got
guns. Not just Republicans, okay? MAGA has guns,
but the left has tech. And that's what nobody
ever fucking talks about. Our fucking cell phones,
bro. Who runs our fucking cell phones? Who runs
Apple? They're all fucking liberals. Right? They
have the fucking most advanced tech. Like, you're
not going to fucking fight with that. People
are like, oh, we got the guns. It's like, dude,
you don't even know what they fucking have, bro.
You're talking about the smartest fucking people
in the world. I don't think the liberals or the
conservatives could fight the government, like,
outgun the government, what they have. No, not
at all. Yeah. But this would be right versus
left. I don't even know what would happen there.
I don't even fucking know. It would just be like
the end of fucking America, basically. I don't
think so. We survived a civil war before. I guess,
but that's because the right people won. Guys,
I will be right back. I'm just going to take
a leak quick. So, yeah, dude, it would be fucking
terrible if it was like MAGA 100 % control in
the government. That would be fucking terrible.
And it would be terrible if the fucking left
was 100 % in control, dude. The radical left.
That'd be fucking awful. Like I was listening
to a speech by Ron Paul today and I think I sent
it to the chat actually. Yeah, that was good.
And he was like spitting truth rhymes like fucking
20 years ago. Yeah. He's like, dude, you know,
it's going to get to a point where, you know,
the liberals are happy because we're a welfare
state. And then the Republicans are happy because
we have like a police state. And it's like, that's
exactly what's happening, bro. Like Jesus fucking
Christ. Like, dude, the guy fucking called it,
you know? Yeah, now he's like, you know, he's
90 -something years old and he's just spitting
truth bombs of what's wrong with the country
and how we fucking fucked up. And we're going
to have to fix it. Yeah, man, you know what?
Look, I was going to go somewhere with that,
but I think it would be kind of confusing to
the listeners. There's going to be some catch
-up. some people are going to have to suffer
to catch up. Right. And if it's my generation,
look, if the government gives me, if they give
me a fucking couple acres of land somewhere beautiful
in the mountains, and they do that with every
American and they want to live like that's your
retirement, you don't get social security, but
you get a cabin out in the woods. I would fucking
take that, bro. Like I'll figure out another
way to save up some money, but you're not going
to get social security, but we're going to give
you this. This land right here, you have acreage
of land. It's for you. You can pass down to your
family. You own it. Okay. We can't give you social
security. We might have to bite the bullet, dude,
our generation. And if they fucking did that,
I would take it, dude. I'd be like, okay, you
know, you can even sell it. You know, you can
take this land, say they give each person like
four acres, right? That's totally possible too.
There's so much acreage in this country. Just
take some of the fucking like government owned
land and say, You know, we're going to give some
acreage away to the fucking people that can't
get Social Security. I don't know. We'd just
be like the fucking World War II generation living
that nightmare over again. What's that? We'd
be like living World War II over again. Why?
Because everybody would be sacrificed in the
World War III. What do you mean, though? Like,
why would that happen? I just think there's going
to be a fucking great war. I think the conflict
is mounting up to something. It has been for
a while. I'm just kidding. There's definitely
going to be one. I think I hate to say this,
dude, but I think there has to be. It's so fucking
nihilistic and sad to fucking say that, but we're
facing something in the next five years that
is so terrifying. It's already bad, right? Inflation
is already 30%, okay? Because the government
printed a bunch of money during COVID, all right?
And when you print money, you devalue the currency
that's already in circulation when you inject
more currency, right? That's just what happens.
We fought a 20 -year war in the Middle East on
debt, on credit, and now we're paying the interest
on the bonds that paid for that. all right that's
fucking terrible so this is why when you go to
the grocery store and prices are so high it's
not greedy billionaires that are causing that
it's literally we fought wars on credit and now
the you know the chickens are coming home to
roost as so to speak right like now now it's
catching up with us okay uh years years of of
you know printing money that wasn't backed by
something like gold right it's catching up with
us and You know, it's an easy scapegoat for people.
I see people post online. I'm not going to name
names. I just got in a fight with somebody online.
I saw that. Yeah, but I'm not going to name names.
But they like to blame billionaires, and that's
what the government wants you to do. They want
you to blame the fucking billionaires. Yeah,
they look at all that money they have, which
they don't have, okay? That's the evaluation.
I'm not just blaming billionaires. I think it's
a combination of billionaires and the government.
Yeah, but there's, okay. So that's because you're
intelligent, Casey, all right? So what I'm saying
is there's certain people that are like, they
don't understand how money works. The government
is protecting the billionaires. And they're like,
well, some of them, but I understand why, right?
But, you know, some people are like, oh, the
fucking, the billionaires, they're hoarding all
this money. And it's like, dude, Jeff Bezos is
not hoarding money. And they're getting paid.
They're paying the government officials to protect
them. Yeah, but that's okay, dude. And I'm going
to explain why. Okay. So if you had two options,
a world with billionaires and a world without,
you want to live in the world with fucking billionaires,
bro, because billionaires drive innovation and
tech. I don't think I do. Yeah, you don't think
you do, but think about the other thing, the
other option. If you distributed that wealth
to the bottom of society, what would happen?
Would you have money to innovate? Would you have
billionaires that are trying to send rockets
into space and they want to put... They want
you to have 5G from outer space so we don't use
cell phones. What if there was some poor person
that was a brilliant, intelligent mind that never
got the chance to innovate something because
they were poor? Okay, well, society selects for
that because human hierarchy systems follow evolution.
This isn't something we made up. Billionaires
aren't billionaires because somebody just gave
them a billion dollars. They're billionaires
because... Well, some of them are. They're the
fittest. It's survival of the fittest. Sometimes
you get like a small loan of a million dollars
from your parents too. Right, but his parents.
And then you fail six businesses. You bankrupt
six businesses. Right, you bankrupt six, but
you have 500 that are profitable. Yeah, right.
500 LLCs. That's something else they don't tell
you. But no, dude. So if there aren't billionaires.
Okay, this cell phone right here. This is here
because of a billionaire, okay? Some billionaire
decided to put money into this, all right? If
we didn't have billionaires, and Jeff Bezos,
it doesn't have a billion dollars in cash. You
could say this so many times, but people, I'm
not going to name names. that I fight with on
the internet can't grasp the concept that it's
an evaluation of assets. All right. And those
assets employ people. So Jeff Bezos is net worth
is based on the value of Amazon. That's 90 %
of his net worth. Okay. He can't take money out
of Amazon. Okay. He can't cash in Amazon for
a billion dollars because 1 .1 million people
would be out of work. Well, he could sell Amazon,
right? Yeah. Oh, sure. He could sell Amazon for
cash. But that would be retarded because cash
loses value. Well, what if I have a fucking $100
million house? I could just sell the house. You're
like, oh, you don't have any money because you
don't have any cash on you. But if I sell my
house, I'd have $100 million. You would. Absolutely.
So that doesn't mean I'm fucking poor then. But
then you wouldn't have a house. But then I could
just buy a house for $100 ,000. Yeah, that's
fine. What's wrong with that? Nothing wrong with
that. That doesn't mean I'm poor. But $100 million
isn't a billion. We're talking about billionaires.
There's a lot of people that have $100 million.
I'm saying I still have that asset. I still have
that money. Right, but he could never just sell
Amazon and get that money because it's employing
$1 .1 million. Well, he could sell it to multiple
people. You wouldn't just be selling it to one
person. Sorry, what did I say? What did I just
say? $1 .1 million what did I just say? I think
it's billion or trillion. You said million. No,
I didn't mean dollars. I meant jobs. He employs
1 .1 million people. Yeah, but he could sell
it to multiple people or an organization or company.
I know, but you would never really sell it. And
it's like there would be no point in selling
it because cash is useless to a billionaire.
Does that make sense? You're saying Jeff Bezos.
cannot get his money that he owns from the company
if he wanted to he could sell off all his stock
okay and then he could put it in a depreciating
asset called cash which would be completely retarded
yes so so you're suggesting that he sell the
business that he built he slaved away at he sell
it and he divest from it and then give that money
away oh no he could do whatever he wants so in
that case yeah he's he can access a billion dollars
of cash Okay. But right now he's growing that
and he's growing the economy and he's growing
people's 401ks. But he's going to keep growing
it until it's, it's like a never ending cycle.
He's going to keep growing it. But, but what
amount of money does Jeff Bezos have access to?
Right. But it's not everyday life. You're thinking
of money because money is a unit of measurement,
like inches, inches on a tape measure as a unit
of, of, of measurement. Okay. It's just a unit
of measurement. It's not an actual thing. So
he's building businesses that run the economy
and employ people. And if you don't have billionaires
around doing that, then the economy just fails.
You have to have people innovating and creating
jobs. Right. So we're running into a really bad
time, though, in history where inflation is really
high. Prices of housing are really high. Ali
Mack, are you still there? I'm trying to figure
out the best way to do this jeopardy thing Yo,
yo. Oh, he's saying one second. So yeah, dude,
we're getting into this position where money
is worth less and less. It's harder to go out
and get a job and make money that actually pays
your bills, right? It's becoming more like slavery.
And that person I was arguing with online, you
said you saw that argument? I saw a few of them.
I don't know which one you mean. Oh, like a few
people I was fighting with? Yeah. You really
see all of that? I think so. Yeah, more than
one. Okay. Where was I going with this? Talking
about people. Oh, yeah, yeah. So I was fighting
with somebody about billionaires, right? And
they said, well, you know, they don't want to
pay high wages. you know, these billionaires
have all this money and they want to pay their
employees. Shit. Yeah. Which is partially true.
But then I posted, um, a job posting from New
York state that showed that they wanted to pay
somebody $42 ,000 a year. And that's, there's
billionaires aren't involved in that. That's
like, that's the state dude. That's got to move
your camera. Oh yeah. There you go. Yeah. How's
that? Yup. All right. So like, There we go. Dude,
that's... Oh, shit. That's not... That doesn't
have anything to do with billionaires. A $42
,000 a year salary. And they're paying... New
York State is paying shit. Places pay shit, dude,
to low -skilled labor. I mean, I agree that the
state and the government has trillions of dollars.
They have more money than fucking billionaires
do. They're basically... an organization just
like a company is yeah so i don't know maybe
it would be better if if the money was and the
government was kind of run by the people like
equally yeah instead it's it's run like the fucking
mafia yeah um yeah i mean i just you know i made
this argument with this person online that you
know i want billionaires around because they
create jobs and And they said to me, they're
like, oh, Elon Musk blasts rockets into space.
And who benefits from that? And I said, well,
he is solving problems that we need solved. And
he created 10 ,000 jobs. 10 ,000 to 13 ,000 jobs
from SpaceX. I mean, Elon Musk. He said we're
going to set up a colony on Mars, right? But
now he's like, we're going to do it on the moon
instead. Yeah, dude, that's going to be so dope.
You going to the moon? Oh, hell yeah. Once it's
like 100%, they got that shit down to a science.
Gentlemen, I'm going to sit out for like three
seconds while I figure out the single difficulties
I just ran into, and I'll be back. And then we'll
be all set for Jeopardy. I just killed my headset
trying to fucking connect my tablet and now I
gotta troubleshoot it. Alright, we can take a
quick break and we'll be back with Jeopardy.
I'll be back. Keep your... Welcome back to Untitled
Podcast. I'm from 133. Welcome back to Jeopardy.
Here with your 20 -time winner, Dan. My time
winner, Allie Mack, is going to be the host.
Over to you, Allie Mack. You're the new host.
Allie Mack can't hear the music. Fantastic. That's
okay. That's okay. I can picture it in my head.
I've heard it enough after enough losses. I need
a little introduction from you, Allie Mack. Okay.
So, you may know me as Allie Mack, the Nueve.
Likely to stay the Nueve forever. I decided that
I'd put five minutes of effort into making Jeopardy
board today and let that happen. The battles
play. I'll be at the kiddie table today leading
the game. Unfortunately, Tyler is not here, though
we did have a gimme category for him. I'm playing.
I'm your two -time winner. I'm two for two. Oh,
okay. Two. We have the two for two. I played
two games and I won two games. I'll be back.
Let's keep it going. All right. And well, Dan,
to my knowledge, hung me out to dry last time
when he left. So I do believe that I do believe
for, uh, that it will be you for the first guess
here, but allow us to go over our categories,
gentlemen, as we shift to April. Okay, we have
cash money. That is K for cash. Just so you know.
Cash money, alright. Might be related to something
we were talking about earlier. Oh my god. An
Olympian set of answers. By the way, I can see
the board, Dan can't though. Dan should be able
to on his phone. Can you see it? Yeah. Alright,
sorry, go ahead. God damn it, Casey. Okay. things
in California and a titanic group of answers.
I love those categories. Unfortunately, just
because this was me rushing to put this together
after our second break, most of the questions
have been put together by AI, so gentlemen, if...
both of you get a question wrong, or if one of
you feels that you've been snubbed and you've
answered the question correctly, you are able
to challenge the answer. In the future, I will
be better with setting up the board since this
is not a concern in the future. However, for
tonight, that is the deal. Yeah, we usually do
like 200... No, it's 200 to 1 ,000. This is classic,
like, 90s, 80s Jeopardy. Yes, so for double Jeopardy,
if you have zero points, you can only wager 500
instead of 1 ,000. Everything's in half today.
No negative wins. You guys are adults. I'm not,
so none of that shit today. So, Casey, as the
two -time, I guess, even though it's been months
since you played, reigning champion, would you
like to select your answer? Yeah, take cash money
for 100. Okay, cash money for 100. Patel is frequently
described by this seven -letter term used for
a person who is intensely devoted to a leader,
in this case, Donald Trump. I buzz in, Ali Mack.
What is a sycophant? Okay. That is incorrect.
Seven letter term used for a person who is intensely
devoted. Can you read the question again? Yes.
Patel, as in Cash Patel, is frequently described
as this seven letter term used for a person who
is intensely devoted to a leader. In this case,
Donald Trump. Seven letter term. All right, gentlemen.
Let's think about it, Casey, because I want somebody
to... No, don't, don't, don't. Time it out. A
servant. You guys can get this. That's not the
answer, though, I don't think. This is doable.
Frequently described by the seven -letter term
used for a person who is intensely devoted. I've
heard this term before. I just forgot the...
Hold on. Servant. Wait, Dan did buzz in and answer,
didn't he? Yeah. Somebody who bows down to somebody.
I have to work the point out. All right, time
it out, Ally Mac. All right, time it out. Alright,
time it out. What is a loyalist? Oh, shit. Loyalist,
that's eight letters. Oh, shit. Wait, wait, wait.
I don't get any points for that because I got
that? What's that? I don't get any points because
I pointed that out? You know what? Give him half
points, Allie. I can't give him half points.
It only lets me give them in increments. That
was eight letters, though. That's such bullshit.
We're off to a bad start here, boys and girls.
Who wrote this question? Did AI write the question?
No, AI wrote that one. I think the rest are good.
I'll be honest, but we're not off to a good start
here. Dude, I wouldn't have caught that if you
didn't say anything. Wait, why do we want that
50? Because you called it out, Casey. Alright,
I'll take cash money for 200. Cash money for
200. In February 2025, Cash Patel was sworn in
to replace this man who had served as FBI director
since 2017. What is Comey? I don't know, but
I don't want to flip it over yet. I'm not looking
at the board. I'm just looking at the sound effects,
by the way. Okay. I don't know what it is. You
should be looking at the board. I... What does
James Comey... What does James Comey... Is that
your final answer, Casey? Yes. Final answer?
What are we doing? Who is Christopher Wray? What
the fuck? God damn it. Let's double check that
that's correct. Hey, guys, we didn't specify
the rules of the game here. If Casey wins, I
shave my mustache off. If I win, Casey's going
to shave his beard to make a mustache. Yeah,
I'll get a mustache if Dan wins. So we're going
to do a mustache swap here, depending on who
wins. That'd be cool, yep. Yeah. Okay, so that
actually was correct, believe it or not. The
AI did get that one correctly. What? Just give
me one second here. Did I get it wrong? You did.
You said Comey. That was Christopher Wray was
the correct answer. Yep, okay. Let me... It's
my pick then, right? It is your pick. Just wait
one second. Wait one second. I have to do something
quickly. Because I can't look at the answer until
you guys do. James Comey was in the first Trump
administration, right? I don't know. Casey Christopher
Wray was who Cash Patel replaced. Oh, you mean
from the Biden administration? Yeah, I don't
know who the FBI director from that was. Yep.
Yeah, so. Oh, wait, never mind. We cannot. Dude,
it's like crazy. It's like nothing fucking. It's
like the entire fucking country shut down while
Biden was president. Like, nothing happened.
Yeah, and we're all still here. Isn't that crazy?
It's like, do we even really need a president?
Maybe we just need governors. Right. You know?
I went to Washington, D .C. while Biden was president.
And, like, there's just nothing going on. Like,
there's no people in the National Mall. There's
no people at the White House. It's like somebody
was asleep at the helm. Yeah. It's like nobody
fucking cared. It's fucking wild. I mean, there
were some people like visiting that I went to
the Lincoln Memorial and there's some people
like walking up the stairs there, but there's
just not a lot of people there. But it's probably
like that now too. It's probably just how DC
is. It was pretty cool. They have like bikes.
they have like these uh bikes with like air tags
on them and you can rent a bike and just ride
it around and then return it they have that here
oh i never saw that the cdphp bikes now this
is like to ride around like the national mall
and the monument and shit yeah i mean but we
have the same thing but it's just for transportation
like you just ride it to another like you know
you pay with your credit card you take the bike
and you ride it to another station. Oh, I've
never seen that in Albany. Yeah, yeah. Okay,
gentlemen, we're back. Sorry about that. I don't
think I'm lying about that. They're CDPHP bikes.
No, I just haven't really been in Albany a lot
since Mohawk. Yeah, I don't know where there's
any stations. I'll make sure I'm not lying about
that. Have you ever seen those outing maps? Okay,
gentlemen. I'd like to get the Game of Jeopardy
back. Oh, did you just cut me off? You just cut
me off. What were you saying? No, it's okay.
You know what? It wasn't even important. Really.
It's the green and purple bikes. Yes, I have
seen that. Okay, thank you. I'll be back. I'll
take cash money for $300. So he did. Okay. Cash
money for $300. In his 2022 children's book,
The Plot Against the King, Patel portrays himself
as a wizard helping a character named King this.
No, it can't be. Who? Cash Patel? I don't know.
Read the question again. In his 2022 children's
book, The Plot Against the King, Patel portrays
himself as a wizard helping a character... Patel?
You mean Cash Patel? You mean the FBI director?
What? Who's King Trump? You know... I think I
can give you half points for that. Assuming this
is correct. What? It's Donald. King Donald. Oh,
come on. Yeah, you were on the right track there.
So we'll give you half points. I don't even know
what that means. What is that even referring
to? Is that true? Is that true? We gotta look
it up. The plot against the king. Let's see.
Oh, shit. So did Dan get it right or not? Well,
it's supposed to be Donald Trump. It's King Donald.
He got King Trump, so I'm giving him half for
that. Well, first, can we verify that that's
a fucking thing? What? What the hell was the
question? Yeah. The plot against the king. I
don't know. Who's Patel? Is it Kash Patel? Yes.
Yes, Casey. All the questions are about that.
He wrote a children's book? That's what I'm looking
up right now. The AI just spit this out. What?
Yes. No, he did. He did. Oh my god. That's crazy.
That's fucking wild. Yeah, he did write it. It's
kind of creepy. Yeah, that's fucking insane.
Alright, Dan's back. Let's do Grease in the Gears
for 500. For 500. Okay, we will. I just got to
get my board back up here. Okay. Greece and the
Gears for 500. Greece is home to more than 6
,000 of these. What are islands? Greek islands.
What are islands? Dan, that is correct. What
are islands? Dan, it's your board. Take Greece
and the Gears for 400. This ancient city -state
was known for its intense military training and
discipline. What is Sparta? Oh, did you get that?
Dan? Yeah. Dan, that is correct. Dan? Alright,
Grease and the Gears for 300. To win the Trojan
War, the Greeks allegedly hid... What is a horse?
Okay, that one was... That one either of you
could have gotten, but yes. What is a horse?
So hold up. Can both of you see the board? Or
is Dan reading ahead here? I'm flipping back
between the board and the sound effects. Oh,
that's not fair. Casey, you shouldn't be doing
that. I feel like there's a better way to do
that. You gotta have a phone or a tablet or something.
For the question... Oh yeah, put your phone up
too. Go on Discord on your phone too so you have
the... One on your phone and one on your computer.
Maybe we'll just... You read the question. I
won't look at it. And Dan doesn't look at it
either. I don't want to look at it. Okay, we
can do that. I'm screen recording it. Well, just
put your phone down. What's wrong with reading
it? You can read it in Real Jeopardy. No, I can
read it. It's fine. Go ahead. I'll switch between
it. It's fine. Grease in the gears for 300. You
just did 300. Oh, 200. I'll flip it to the sound
effect after you read the question. Yeah. Okay.
Grease in the gears for 200. In Greek mythology,
he is the king of the gods and ruler of Mount
Olympus. I think I know, but I don't want to...
What is Zeus? That is correct, Casey. Oh, yeah.
Casey, back into the positive. Take Grease for
100. Grease for 100. This city, the capital of
Greece. That is Athens. That is Athens. That
is Athens, Greece. And that is correct. Okay.
So, just as a check -in. By the way, I completely
forgot to do Double Jeopardy's today. So, I'm
just going to pick two random ones right now,
then I'm going to turn into Double Jeopardy.
Smart. I don't feel like it would have been fair
to make any of those Double Jeopardy, because
I feel like Dan really had an upper hand in that
category anyway. I got to brush up on my good
gods though. Okay. So just to pick which two
are going to be the double jeopardy. I know which
ones they are now. So they aren't marked by anything,
but I know what they are. So Dan, the board is
yours. All right. Let's do things in California
for 200. Things in California for 200. While
the California grizzly bear is on the flag, this
massive, long -lived conifer is the official
state tree. That's the great redwood tree. Casey,
that's correct. Fuck yes. Nice, nice, nice. Tight,
tight, tight. Okay, just to check in with the
numbers here. Casey, you have 250. Dan, you have
1 ,250. And Casey, the board is yours. Take California
for 500. California, 500. This nickname for the
state refers to the massive discovery made at
Sutter's Mill in 1848. What is the gold state?
What is the golden state? Oh, shit. Do I get
that one? Okay. Yes, you did. Casey, that brings...
We have a ball game on our hands. Casey now has
750. Dan, 12. Damn! Take California, 400. California,
400. Running for over 800 miles... What is the
San Andreas fault line? Fuck! Casey reads too
fucking fast, bro. Dan, that is correct. Alrighty.
I gotta pick Dan up. I should have taken Adderall.
I can't read as fast as Casey. Dan, the board
is yours. Alright, let's do California for $300.
California for $300. Completed in 1935. What
is the Golden Gate Bridge? Did Dan beat it? Yeah,
what is the Golden Gate? It's different when
you read it rather than when you hear it. Dude,
it's way different. Yes, yeah, it is. Okay, Dan,
the board's yours. Things in California for 100.
Things in California for 100. Located in Death
Valley, this spot is the lowest point in North
America at 282 feet below sea level. What is...
Wait, what? Located in Death Valley. Oh, there's
a spot in fucking Death Valley. What's it called?
I know, I can't think of it. I didn't know it.
It's Point Nemo. No, I'm just joking. No, I would
get that one. I know what Point Nemo is, though.
It's a something fucking mile. Would you gentlemen
like me to advance? Time it out. Yeah, time it
out. Fuck it. Time it out. What is Badwater Basin?
Didn't know that. Never heard of it. Dan, the
board is yours. Let's go ahead and do... Let's
get Kash Patel out of the way. Let's do Kash
for 400. Kash for 400. Kash Patel. What is a
law degree? What is a jurist doctor? JD. Okay,
I'm going to keep your points equal because you
answered incorrectly the first time, but it is
a jurist doctor. A law degree I will not accept.
We've already talked about this this episode.
You need to be specific on that one. So you lost
your points. You got them back. What is a law
degree? What the fuck? Give me the points. Are
you kidding me? That's what a jurist doctor is.
No, that's what I'm saying. You answered law
degree and then you said what is a Juris Doctor?
Juris Doctor was the correct answer. You lost
$400 with law degree. Hold on a sec. Time out.
I'm not trying to be petty here. But hold on.
He said what degree you settled. Hold on a sec.
What is a jurist doctor? Kash Patel earned this
certificate in 2005. I was looking for the name
of the certificate. Oh, oh, oh, okay. Hold on,
stop. I didn't ask what degree he got. I asked
which certificate he got. You didn't give me
that until the second answer. Damn, looks like
the host is right, Dan. Hold on, one second.
Hey, ChadGBT, would you say that... a jurist
doctor... Allie back, throw a fucking yellow
flag on sportsmen like Condor. No, would you...
Chad GBT, would you say a jurist... Throw a fucking
yellow flag, Allie back. Would you say a jurist
doctor is a synonym for a law degree? Yes, exactly.
A jurist doctor is the formal name for the standard
law degree in the US. So when someone says they
have a JD, they have a law degree. Okay. Got
it. Okay. It's a synonym, but that's fine. We
can be petty. I asked what certificate he earned.
A law degree is not a certificate. I agree. It's
a certification. That's okay. Dan, regardless.
That's okay. That's fine. That's fine. We can
go on. I'm trying to save my mustache here, goddammit.
All right. Here we go. Okay. Dan, it is your
turn at the board here. Cash. Cash money for
$500. Dan, you moved quite far away from your
mic. I can't hear you. Oh, no. I'm right up against
it. Can you hear me? Oh. You're still very quiet.
I accidentally hit mute. Sorry. All right. Cash
money for $500. Okay. Now I can hear you. All
right, Dan. I hope this makes you a little bit
happy because that is a daily double. Oh, shit.
Patel is the first person of this South Asian.
Oh, wait, shit. You got to tell me what your
wager is first. Oh, let me do. I don't know.
Let me do 600. Okay. What do I have, by the way?
1950. You have 1950. Casey has 750. You're doing
600? Yeah. All right. Daily Double. One second,
Casey. I am not as experienced as fucking leading
these games as you, so I'm kind of working to
make sure I don't forget. Okay, so. Here we go.
Patel is the first person of this South Asian
ancestry to serve as the director of the Federal
Bureau of Investigation. I would say, what is
Indian? Oh, that's bullshit. Okay, and Dan? That
would be correct. That would be correct. You
know, you say that bullshit, but every time you
do a daily double, it's excruciatingly difficult.
So I kind of appreciate a daily double that's
not like, you know, like fucking painstakingly
difficult to get right. Because sometimes you
need a gimme daily double. I like you. See, there's
a new fucking sheriff in town here, okay, Casey?
So fucking get used to it, alright? You got 750
points. Fucking bounce back. Lock in, bro. Alright,
Dan. Alright, let's do an Olympian set of answers
for 100. Olympian set of answers for 100. These
2026 Winter Games marked the first time in Olympic
history that two cities have officially co -hosted
the event. What are these two cities? This one
I did verify, by the way. I have no idea. I don't
watch the Winter Olympics. These are the ones
that Tyler would mop through. The two cities
have official co -hosts. It's the name of the
Olympics this year. It's the blank, blank Olympics.
Isn't one of them Milan? Yeah, it's Milan. Milan
and Paris. I don't know. One of them is Milan.
Dan, are you buzzing in with Paris? No. I don't
know what the other one is, yeah. We're going
to time out. It is, what are Milan and Cortina?
Milan and Cortina. Never heard of it. Okay. Watch
some Olympics, guys. It's pretty interesting.
I feel like we're going to have a pretty dry
run in this category. Yeah, watch for those bitches
that push the fucking bobsled. Have you seen
the cake some of those bitches have? Yeah. Alright,
let's do the Olympics one for $200. Olympics
for $200. Making its Olympic debut in 2026, this
fortifies athletes to climb a mountain on skis
before racing back down the ascent. Descent.
What? I think Tyler would have got this one.
I feel like they're just making up new shit.
It's like... How many fucking sports can there
be? I don't know. What's the new fucking Olympic
sport in 2026? I don't know. Alright, I'm going
to time it out. You guys aren't going to get
it. What is schema engineering or schema? What?
Schema. I knew it. I knew it. Goddamn. Alright.
Damn. Oh, this stopped recording. Shit. There
must be a limit to how much you can screen record.
I'm sure I saw a new one, yeah. Yeah, I saw a
new one. Alright, let's do the Olympics one for
$300. Olympics for $300. He mascots the 2026
Winter Games. Tina... Oh, these mascots for the
2026 Winter Games. Tina and Milo are siblings
of this small, white -coated member of the Weasel
family. What's a ferret? I heard... I heard a
buzzer. Casey, unfortunately, that is incorrect.
I don't want to guess because I feel like ferrets
aren't from that area. I don't know, though.
Actually, can I look this up? Let me see if I
can give Casey some pity points on this. A white
-coated member of the weasel family. Oh, no.
They're close relatives. Hey, Mac, I know what
you're saying now. When you say it, I know what
it feels like to fight Jeopardy when you're crossed.
Yeah, it's fucking horrible, dude. Okay, I'm
going to time this out. What are scouts or ermines?
Never fucking even heard of it. Have you ever
heard of those? That's bullshit. Let's go 400
on the Olympics. Alright, an Olympian set of
answers for 400. At the 2024 Summer Games, this
swimmer won four gold medals on home soil more
than any other individual athlete. What's Michael
Phelps? Oh no. I can reread it again. Let me
just double check this quick. I mean, I know
what Casey said was incorrect, but... Dude, I'm
looking forward to Casey having a mustache. Like,
you don't even know. This is going to be awesome.
Yeah, I mean, you pretty much have it in the
bag, so... No, anything could change, bro. Yeah.
Are we going to time that out? Yeah. What's time?
I already thought it was. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.
You already displayed the answer, bro. Okay.
What is... I know, so I quickly hit it because
nobody said it. Who is Leon Marchand? I want
to make sure that's correct. I don't know who
that is. All right. He actually won five. Five
medals that year. Four gold and one. Yeah, so
that was a correct answer. Okay, Dan? Alright,
let's do an Olympic set of answers for 500. Olympian
set of answers. This American figure skater made
his 2026 debut in the Olympics with the nickname
of the Quad God on account of him being the only
person to frequently include the quadruple axle
in his routine. Time it out. Time that shit out.
Damn. I would have fucking riffed this one. That
is, who is Ilya Malinin? What? No idea. Okay.
All right. Casey's going to fucking own the Titanic
category, though. I'm fucking smoked here, dude.
Because I don't know shit about the Titanic.
And we are on to... A Titanic group of answers.
Dan, which number are you picking? Let's go Titanic
for 100. Titanic for 100. The Titanic was traveling
to this U .S. What is New York? That is correct,
Casey. What is New York? Casey, what number would
you like? Titanic 200. Oh, shit. I clicked the
same one again. Casey, that's a daily double.
You have 150 points, but because I feel bad for
you, I'm going to give you 1 ,250 to wager. Oh,
bet it all. If you want it. Bet it all. Okay,
just because I feel like... I do feel like I
need to give Casey something back here, so he
gets 1 ,250 to wager. Throwing it on account
that Dan ran the grease. Greece category, so
I feel like that kind of was. Dan, can you agree
that that balances out a little bit? For sure.
Let's go. Was that true or was that sarcastic?
Better at all. No, no, that's fine. I got no
problem with that. Okay. Okay. And I said 12
with you. Okay, I just got to remember. Alright.
PC for your daily double. He was the captain
of the Titanic who went down with his ship. Oh,
damn. What is, uh... Edward... Snow... Wait.
Oh, what? I'll give you another shot at that,
just because I feel bad. You're on the right
track, though. I can't believe I even told you
that, but you're on the right track. I just want
to see a game here. What is Edward Smith? Casey,
that is correct. Yes! Nice! What if he said Captain
Smith? Would that count? Yes, I would have taken
Captain Smith, but he only had the first name.
Let's go! Okay. So we have ourselves a ballgame
again. Casey, what would you like? Titanic 300.
It was on this fateful night that the RMS Titanic
met its end. Looking for the date. April 12,
1912. No, April... April 15th, 2012. I mean...
I'm gonna give you your points back on that one,
Casey, because you did answer incorrectly and
kept talking and didn't give Dan the chance to
answer. You were correct with April 15th, though.
Oh, yeah. Okay, April 15th. You stay at $1 ,400.
Fuck. Alright, Casey, the board is yours. $400.
The Titanic was operated by this shipping company,
whose chairman J. Bruce Ismay famously survived
the sinking. Fuck. RMS stands for Royal Mail
Service, but I don't know if that's the... Okay,
never mind. Never mind, I don't know. You guys
are going to be kicking yourself when you don't
get this one. I'll be honest. I know you both
know it. I don't want you to buzz in just because
I said that. The only hint I could give you would
immediately give it away, so I'm not going to
say it. Maybe it's named after the guy? No. It
would be Carnegie? No, I don't know. Alright,
I'm going to time it out. In three, two... Rockefeller.
What is the white star line? Yeah, I forgot about
that. Okay. Alright, 500. 500. What is a Royal
Mail Service? Royal Mail Service. I buzzed it
first. Royal Mail Service. It says number two,
right? Who buzzed it, guys? I buzzed it. Royal
Mail Service. What is Royal Mail... Oh, I thought
it was Royal Mail Service. Okay. All right, guys.
So, Final Jeopardy. We have $1 ,900 for Casey.
Dan, you have $2 ,550. We have quite a fucking
close game here. All right. Text me. Text me
your wager, and I need to find what I put for
Final Jeopardy, because I did have one, but I
need to figure out where I put it. What do you
want me to text you on, and what's the category?
Text me your wager. I'm going to say that the
category was politics. Politics. Text you on
where? Facebook? Or my phone. Just something
that will make my phone go up. Don't text the
group chat in Discord because Dan's going to
see it. Hmm. Alright. I'm trying to think. Hold
on a sec. I'm just going to tell you what it
is. Just do me for $6 .50. Okay. Let me do some
stuff here. Dan, you're doing $6 .50? Yeah. Alright,
gentlemen. Your question is... You can't see
my screen, right? Yeah, I can see it. You can?
Yeah. No, you can't. You can only see my face.
Yeah, I can see your face. I can't see the Jeopardy
screen. But you can't see my screen. Okay, good.
Yeah, yeah. No, I didn't want you to. Oh, okay.
I just want to make sure I have this correct,
because it would really suck if I fucked this
last one up. Okay. My question is... What is
the first officially recognized political party
in the United States? I will give bonus points
if you can tell me. I'll give you... I don't
know. I don't know what I'll do. We'll give you
bonus points if what? Say it. What? What? Okay,
hold up. Maybe I should just shut the fuck up.
No, say a little bit more. You two probably won't
get it. Wait, wait, wait. What? Recognized by
who? Just what is the first political party in
the United States? Recognized doesn't matter.
What is the bonus points for? Okay, alright guys.
Hold up. Jesus Christ. Fucking fiends. If you
can tell me who this party was founded by, you
automatically win unless the other person gets
it too. What do you mean by first? Was it the
first one to have a president or was it the first
one to be founded? The first one to be founded.
That we historically know of. Because I've searched
this a couple different ways and it's about the
same answer for me. I clearly didn't know it,
but. I've looked it up a handful of times. All
right, I sent my answer. All right, can I send
my answer on your phone, actually, because I'm
screen recording? Yeah. I'm going to see my answer.
Oh, shit. You sent it on Facebook, though. Oh,
okay, yeah, yeah. So I have a... Wait, Dan's
still sending his answer on Facebook. Yeah, I'm
still waiting on Dan right now. Let me know when
it's sent in. Yeah, it's sent. Dan sent it? Yeah.
It's on Facebook. I don't have Dan yet. On my
Facebook. It's on what? It's going to say it's
from Casey, but it's really me using his phone.
I do not have any messages from you, Dan. On
Facebook? Oh, you using his phone. Yeah, yeah.
Okay. Let me run the numbers here quick. What's
so funny? Your answer. Why is that funny? What
was the answer? Because... Okay. Alright. Just
so we're all on the same page here, I asked the
first party ever, and then who it was created
by. Correct. Oh, you asked... Oh, both of those?
well the the second part was the bonus one if
you got who created it correct you automatically
won unless the other person got it okay i don't
i didn't know it anyway so okay i kind of figured
i'll put in a guess though thomas jefferson okay
um that would be incorrect okay but um all right
so uh the question was just to double check here
what is the first political party the correct
answer would be let me double check the kc okay
the correct answer was what is wait no i gotta
go through the answers here first dan jesus christ
you answered and you answered the republican
party and you said that it was founded by the
democrats no no no no you said republican right
no i said republican democrats Okay. Because
that's the name of one of the parties. It's either
the Democrat Republicans or... Oh, okay. So you
only answered the first half. Okay. No, he meant
the Democrat Republicans. Democrat Republicans.
Whatever it is. Republican Democrats or Democrat
Republicans. Yes. Okay. I thought you were making
a joke. That's why I was laughing. No, no. So,
Dan, that brings you down, too. That was one
of the first parties, actually. Democrat Republicans.
Okay. Well, that was wrong, right? But it wasn't
the first. That was incorrect. Jesus Christ,
you guys are fucking hounds over here. Holy shit.
Alright, Dan got it wrong. Okay, Casey. And you
answered... I'm gonna go back to the screen share
here. We're gonna add some special effects never
before seen on this podcast before. Oh, man.
Oh, jeez. Here I am in Microsoft Paint. Casey,
you answered, what is the first political party?
The Federalists. That is... Correct. Oh, yeah!
Yes! God damn it! Let's go! What about the bonus?
What about the bonus? The bonus was incorrect.
John Adams did not found it. It was actually...
a boy and a man i share my name with alexander
hamilton but casey right now three for three
my stash i wanted to see casey with a mustache
so bad yeah but ali back did you know that john
adams was actually the first federal as president
uh i bet he was That's actually why I said John
Adams, because he was the first Federalist president.
Well, if you're a better history buff than I
am, I just listened to what Gemini said. That
was a good game. What did Casey Rager do? Good
game. I bet it all. Oh, did you? Nice. Casey
bet it all. What was the score? I was up to 3
,800, right? What's that? I was up to 3 ,800,
right? Dude, he came from the back of the pack
to the front. That was fucking awesome. Let's
go! Damn, I gotta show up next week with a shaved
stache, man. Yo, fuck with the host. We gotta
give Casey his confetti here. Damn, I wanted
to see him with a stache, bro. That was fucking
good. Alright guys, so you never - you never
saw these level of special effects here before.
I still can't see them. No, I see the, uh, like
the thing that Animax wrote on the screen, which
was like his handwriting. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Dan
has - oh, Jesus. Whoops. Oh, shit. Oh, fuck,
what am I doing wrong? Okay. Regardless, I crossed
Dan's name out with it at Red X. I like being
on this end more, and I will get better at it,
I promise. Dude, I wanna play Jeopardy. That's
good. Next time. That has correct answers on
it. Next time, we're gonna fucking show up Tyler.
Yeah, that was fucking good. PC, what I can do
next time, I can show up a little bit early,
and you can just show me how to work the sound
effects, and I can hop in your chair for a little
bit. I can just send the link to the Jeopardy
board I make to your PC. Yeah, that'd be cool.
Alrighty. Awesome. That was fucking good, dude.
We got to figure out how we're going to incorporate
these screen recordings. Yeah, we'll put them
on our YouTube channel. Podcast. We could probably
connect it to the Spotify too, right? And connect
it. I'll post the link on the Facebook. Oh, yeah.
Or why don't you just put it on Spotify? Dan,
I might. I have to ask you, we're going to have
to do a little bit of cutting on there because
I did show some personal information on the Jeopardy
bit. Yeah, that's fine. I'm going to go through
it. Actually, I think I'll watch them all and
make sure that I wasn't texting on my phone and
sharing personal information and you weren't
either. You definitely weren't. I was the only
one who really showed anything, but a lot of
my bookmarks could give up. Well, I mean, it
was recording. one out there so it's recording
on my phone you know so like i might have like
texted somebody or you know oh i hear you i hear
you so i gotta make sure i wasn't doing that
we could always we could always just post it
the week after too if we don't post this too
so yeah yeah i think it'd be cool if it was on
the spotify though but we can always go back
and update it so i just predict tyler fucking
crashing out at me really hard it's nice to not
be the one crashing out I enjoy being on it from
that front. I'll make a much better board for
next week. Tyler's going to crash out when he
knows he's competing against me. Casey, I can't
believe you won back. You did kind of get it
handed to you a little bit, but I handed the
whole category to you. I wouldn't say that, dude.
Somebody always gets some kind of one -up for
something. There's some gimmies always in the
game. for for everybody so yeah casey fucking
smoked the titanic category so well no i actually
got i got like a couple wrong and i uh i forgot
it from the movie but i knew it when he said
it like the white star line yeah yeah i remember
that i think you both knew that one yeah i i
would that would have been one that i would have
got wrong that i would have been pissed that
i didn't get because i knew that one Sometimes
when I'm looking up the questions, I was getting
pissed off just because I knew I knew them, but
I wouldn't get them if asked them during the
game. I knew there would just be no shot. I get
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have you ever been a cyborg or a robot you think
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No, no, we are jumping down this fucking rabbit
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some really dumb thoughts. Extended episode.
Where the fuck did the pyramid come from? Where
the fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling
me that they didn't die and become ghosts? Ugh,
they're killing, they're killing all the already
born babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens
exist. Somewhere in China, alright, in some base,
there are super soldiers that are at least 9
or 10 feet tall. They have red super soldiers.
Then they are extraterrestrials. They are aliens.
eyes while holding their pulse feel them die
of this virus you feel bump bump bump nothing
they're gone i've seen it happen i think that
the government has taken it to the next level
with the birds they know what birds are going
to cross paths with you that you are going to
be able to raise and they are going to make them
so real they're going to sink money into them
because they know that if you put that motherfucker
in a cage they're gonna be able to convince you
that thing is fucking real you can cut it open
you're gonna see blood guts no circuitry but
let me tell you their technology which by the
way big brother is the overlord George Soros
is an actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not
fucking lying. It's fucking real, okay? Look
it up. Look it up. He said that he was doing
this shit. George Soros actually worked with
the fucking Nazis during the Holocaust. He said
that he was doing it just to survive, but he
fucking loved it. He was having a great fucking
time doing this shit. George Soros is the fucking
devil, okay? Bill King!