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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

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Aliens exist. Somewhere in China. some days what

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the fuck there are super soldiers that are at

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least nine or ten feet tall super soldiers then

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they are extraterrestrials they are aliens Welcome

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to Untitled Podcast. Episode 132. 132? Yeah.

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We're here with Dan, Alec, and Tyler. We got

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everybody here for once. Welcome back. We got

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everybody here. Controversial opinion. I don't

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like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I fucking like

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the one in the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Alec was

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wrapping it up on this song earlier. I want to

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be your best friend. Half their songs are about

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California. California. Yeah, but I mean, to

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me it's like, I'm kind of indifferent towards

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the lyrics in most of their songs, though they

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do have a couple that are really good. It's more,

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the rest of the band is incredible. The instrumentality

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of it is fantastic, but the singer throws me

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off completely. Because he's like, California,

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California, I live there. Oh, yes, California's

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pretty cool. Oh, hey, yo. Okay, okay. I get what

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you're saying. I saw an article that said, what's

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his name? Anthony Cletus or whatever. He's actually,

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yeah, he's actually tone deaf and they have to

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like either enhance his vocals or autotune because

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he actually can't hear a pitch. Yeah, no, I believe

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it. I saw him on Joe Rogan where he was like

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talking like this. Hello. How you doing? The

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lead singer of Red Hot Chili Peppers. Well, I

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read Flea's autobiography, and he kind of talks

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about just, like, really how much drugs Anthony

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Kiedis did. And, like, it's just, like, he kind

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of has, like, the Ozzy syndrome going on a little

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bit. Like, he fucking... He misses a lot of lyrics

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at live shows now. He kind of just does fucking

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B -pop for most of it. That's why people... Like,

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Tyler had that opinion of him, because as his

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career's gone on... Everything after Stadium

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Arcadium, Anthony Kiedis is kind of shot for.

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But the albums before that are fantastic. You

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can't judge that band off of that. And even then,

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the rest of the band is still incredible. The

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lyrically and melody -wise, it's kind of off.

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But it's just, I don't know. I fucking love them.

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He's like a big -time heroin addict, too. Huge,

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huge, yeah. Did he get off it? Yeah, he did.

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He's sober now. Everybody is, but, like, Chad

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Smith, he was sober. Everyone flea came out with

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his cock out. they all did yeah he had like a

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massive cocktail it was like surprisingly massive

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i was like holy shit what the fuck's going on

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there please like what is this at woodstock 99

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oh my god i want to meet flea so bad like his

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autobiography was just so cool like he was just

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like a totally run to the litter kind of guy

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got picked on but just like totally found his

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outlet in music and had a massive cock that's

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why he had a massive cock and i think he probably

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brought that up actually i think he talks a lot

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like having a massive guy well girls had no interest

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in him until he was like kind of successful as

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a musician like and he got picked on by the rest

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of the band for it did uh did he talk about being

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in back to the future i think he did oh yeah

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he was one of the fucking the the the the like

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the future like gang members right well he was

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he was one of the guys in the pickup truck is

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my mic on Oh, he was the driver of the pickup

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truck. He's the one who's like slapping. Yeah,

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he's like, let's run it. Let's run it. And Amari's

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like, nah. It's reverse. I think that was before

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they were even big, the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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That would be 85. Was it the first one or was

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that the second one that they did that? I think

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that was the second one. Regardless, the autobiography

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ends. Like, right before, like, the current line

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-up of the Red Hot Chili Peppers plays their

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first one. Because they have, like, they have,

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like, two albums. You can still find them on

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Spotify, but they're, like, very, like, um...

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I don't know, like, psychedelic, like, reggae

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kind of music. It's not similar to anything else

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they made, but their guitarist at that time,

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Hillel Slowback, died of an overdose, and then

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it brings them, like, the first show with Anthony

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Kiedis and everybody, and then the book ends

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there. I mean, I like Tool. Tool's nice. I like

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them too. Like I like, I like how fucking insane

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their fucking riffs are on bass and guitar and

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like everything. It just sounds like a fucking

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fever dream. I do kind of like the memes about

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them where it's like, it's just like tool fans

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are so insufferable. I'm so sorry. I didn't see

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that. There was like a seven, five, 18 for like

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rhythm switch for two bars of that song. Like,

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yo, check this out. Yes. Check this out. Oh yeah,

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man. It's crazy. It's a month of time signature

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change. Yeah. That's what I was going to say.

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The time signatures. It's like tool fans when

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they hear a song that doesn't have 15. I only

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knew one song, but what? 46 and two. I mean that,

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I think that is one of them. I like vicarious.

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I like schism. Schism is my favorite. That's

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a basic answer. I know that, but I like vicarious

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is probably one of my favorites. I like, um,

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My dad actually liked Tool, so he would listen

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to him in a car a lot when I was younger. So

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then I just kind of like just became a Tool fan

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because my dad liked him. Tool is the reason

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that I sucked at Guitar Hero for so long. Because

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in World Tour, you have to do like the whole

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career. Yeah. And then it's like there's a tool

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set and it's like. 30 minutes long and I just

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hated the music as a kid and I just stopped playing

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it. It was like, now I love it. Now I love it.

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I don't remember that. Cause there was, you didn't

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see the stage or anything. It was just psychedelic

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visuals on the screen. It was like two worms

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coming out with like human faces and shit. And

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there's just like an eye in the background that

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was like blinking and shit. It was weird. It's

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like, I thought I was like a guitarist in a band

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and like, and now I'm in hell. I was like, is

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my game busted? Am I glitching out? Am I in a

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creepypasta right now? Speaking of creepypastas

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in real life, what the fuck's going on with the

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files, man? Congratulations on the release of

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the Epstein files. We got a lot of files, but

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Pam Boddy blacked out all the names of the people

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who committed the crimes. I'm good with that.

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I'm fine with it. I mean, fucking... Dan, I fucking

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hate your take on this. I'm not gonna lie. I

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fucking hate it so much. Yeah, there was a lot

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of shit about fucking eating babies in there.

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Okay, fucking tell me, Dan. They fucking hated

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babies, dude. They ate babies. They're literally

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killing all already born babies. I know you're

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gonna... It was actually fucking true. Dude,

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they fucking cut the fucking dude's stomach open

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and ate the poop out of his fucking organ. Dude,

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it's fucking crazy, man. It's satanic bullshit.

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All right, Tyler. I mean, all right, Dan. Tell

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me why you like getting blue -pilled so hard

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on these Epstein files. Dude, so here's the thing.

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Look, you got all these heads of American tech

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companies and all kinds of American companies

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there, right? The world looks at America like

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this light, the shining light on the hill, right?

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I don't care if Bill Gates was eating babies

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on a yacht. I do. That's unbelievable. Do you

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understand the amount of capital that would be

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pulled out of the stock market, out of the global

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markets? Do you understand? I know you're rage

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baiting. You cannot have that. He's eating people,

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man. He's eating people that are alive. They

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cut their hands and they cut their feet off and

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then they gut them and then they eat the purpose.

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And they're like, nom, nom, nom. I love poop

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and I love eating babies. It's awful. It's terrible.

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It's satanic. It's all shit to fucking molly

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and balls. It's Satan worship, man! It's devils!

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That was a throwback. Give me a fucking fist

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bump on that. Goddamn! It's been a long time.

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Yeah, you're right, Dan. Let's just fucking not

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see anything, though. Bro, I'm trying to save

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the stock market. You guys are worried about

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morals. AI will fix it right before it kills

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us all. We already knew they were doing this

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shit. This is not new. I already assumed Bill

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Gates was doing that. Yeah, but now we got him

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on the ropes. Just fucking... Well, we're never

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going to see everything. We don't really have

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them on the ropes. They're making us seem like

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if we release enough of these file drops that

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are redacted, eventually people will be like,

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see, there's nothing. And nobody's going to do

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that. No, no, no, no, no, no. They're fucking

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bragging. They're fucking bragging. Because they

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know that we can't do anything, so they're fucking

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bragging by doing this. Like, yeah, this is what

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we did. We're satanic pedophiles. We love being

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satanic pedophiles. We love it. They're doing

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animal -human hybrids on the island. It was in

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the files. Alex Jones was fucking right the whole

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fucking time. He was right. And everybody called

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him fucking crazy. And we called him fucking

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crazy. I agree with you. Here's what it says.

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Did I see some backing evidence to Tyler's statements?

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In Newport, Rhode Island, approximately eight

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years of age, this guy that they were interviewing

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that was a victim of Epstein, while his great

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uncle and family member were present, they inserted

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a large tape measure into his rectum. stated

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subsequent to the exam that he was raped by Jeffrey

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Epstein as well as former United States President

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William J. Clinton. While in a heavy drug -induced

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state, also stated the bottoms of the feet and

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back were slashed. First day during the yacht

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trip, multiple unknown male blacks were engaged

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in sex acts. Male blacks? Female whites who had

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their backs slashed and were bleeding. Also described

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several infants being killed and their intestines

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removed as well as other acts of cannibalism.

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He stated that former United States President

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George H .W. Bush engaged in a sex act with an

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unknown male black. Former United States Secretary

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of State Henry Kissinger and businessman George

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Soros. were present on the same yacht while the

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aforementioned acts of violence were occurring.

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And they asked injuries or scars. They responded,

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on my anus. Okay, well this sounds like somebody's

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recap of the files. I fucking knew it. So what

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that actually was, all this crazy shit that's

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coming out, it was an FBI tip line that people

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would call into and the caller had to take down

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all the information. They're eating people, Dan.

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So you would get schizophrenic people. calling

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in. They're watching the news. They're like,

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oh, George Soros, Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump,

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Bill Clinton. Oh, my God. And then they go down

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this fucking rabbit hole like Tyler just did.

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They go into this psychosis and then they start

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dreaming up all these fucking orgies and fucking

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cannibalism on both. They're fucking eating people,

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Dan. It's literally schizophrenic people calling

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in. They're eating people. It's not all schizophrenic

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people. There's like one guy where she said...

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Male blacks, female whites. It's crazy. Who's

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that film director? He said he just... fucking

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strangled this 12 -year -old girl with her bare

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hands and then buried under the 18th hole of

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Trump's golf course. Who said that? The victim.

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The guy, the witness. The one who got buried

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under the 18th hole? Who was the witness? It

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was a witness at a party. I gotta find the fucking...

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I'll take things that never happened. Yeah, I

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was gonna say, you can't repair a hole on a golf

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course that quick. Some people are gonna be like,

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eh. Detectives, see? We got a detective on it

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here. We got a detective on it. I watched an

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hour and a half long interview with Jeffrey Epstein.

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It was so good, actually. He was actually a finance

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wizard, and that's where he got all his money.

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He didn't give a fuck about what he did. The

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interviewer kept asking him. He said, were you

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like when you were in prison? Are you the devil?

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Yeah, that was at the end, the very end of the

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interview. But he's like, while you were in prison,

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did you consider how did I get myself to this

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situation? Okay, his name's redacted. Okay, that's

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good. We don't got to know. It was bullshit anyway.

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It said he witnessed Robin Leach, that was the

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film director, strangle a young girl during a

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sex party. He claims that she was buried under

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a 19th hole at Donald Trump Golf Course. Well,

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they better go start checking. Can you imagine

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if it's true, though? Dude, that would be, I'd

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be like, pull that off. That's pretty impressive.

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He was told that if he spoke about the incident,

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he would end up in the hole as well. Damn. Okay,

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now I'm calling real bullshit on that one. That

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sounds like a campfire horror story. Oh, come

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on. Casey wants it to be true so bad. I mean,

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there's 5 ,000 mentions of, you know, Donald

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Trump raped me. They can't be all schizophrenics.

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I don't think there's 5 ,000 mentions of it.

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Well, his name, the number keeps going up. It

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was like 1 ,500. That was like 5 ,000. That was

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like 30 ,000 times Trump's name. If it's in there

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30 ,000 times. Show me the one email that says

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Donald Trump raped me. And Jeffrey Epstein was

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like, yes. They weren't even friends at that

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point. He had been kicked out of Mar -a -Lago

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in 2003. Because Trump had these beauticians

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on staff, and they would go out and do services

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for people. And one of them went to Jeffrey Epstein's

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house, and whatever beautician service she was

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doing, it was part of his country club. Whatever

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service she was doing. She came back to Mar -a

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-Lago and said that Jeffrey Epstein forced himself

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on her. What's a beautician? And so that went

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to HR and Donald Trump banned him. Donald Trump

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banned Jeffrey Epstein in 2003 from Mar -a -Lago.

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Oh, what's the date? It says somebody sent...

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There was a lot of flight records showing that

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he was still going to the island after that,

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though. Donald Trump, there's no flight records

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showing he went to the island. That's not true.

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And actually, yes, it is. And CNN got sued for

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saying it. They had to issue a formal apology

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and say that Donald Trump never went to the island.

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It says the investors want to know if we can

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discuss World War III if it's still on, if we're

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planning February 8th, 2026. Huh? What? It says...

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Email from James Haywood to Jeffrey Epstein.

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We need to discuss World War III. The investors

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want to know if we are still planning on February

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8th, 2026. I think that that's taken. They're

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probably doing something. This was in 2018. That's

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in three days. You should search the actual files

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for that because that sounds like something somebody

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would make up to look like an email. Why would

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it happen right now? But what if, Dan? Dude,

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this shit says World War III is going to start

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in three days. But it actually really could.

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It could. That's the thing. We are so close.

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We are the closest to World War III we've ever

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been in history. If you tell me that, if that

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happens, we are the closest we have ever been.

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If that happens and you tell me it's a coincidence,

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I will shit myself. All the goddamn fucking doomsday

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clock horse shit. The thing that is crazy is

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what was in the files is he was discussing with

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Bill Gates about gain of function. and uh a pandemic

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test this was in 2017 they were talking about

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testing a world pandemic that actually happened

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that is confirmed dan i just can't tell what

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side of this you're on anymore no i'm saying

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that you're giving evidence that like here's

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the thing like jeffrey epstein i i think by the

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way i'm still here i think that he was just an

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old jewish pervert i don't think that he was

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some fucking why does it matter what religion

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he is it does matter No, it does matter because

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it makes it, you know, because he's like, you

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know. It's an Israeli fucking compromising ring.

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That's the whole thing that it is. Casey, you

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have a vape. Can you turn my mic up? I feel like.

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That mic actually is, I can only, it's always

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a low volume. Let me see if I can turn it up.

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Jeffrey Epstein is a fucking pedophile. I'm really

00:18:04.829 --> 00:18:06.609
starting to think that Jeffrey Epstein definitely

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killed himself. Dude, he didn't. Jeffrey Epstein

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is still alive. No, they said they witnessed

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him. They switched him out with somebody when

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they were coming out of the hospital. Tyler saw

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this, right? Jeffrey Epstein is still alive.

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Dude, I think that it's highly likely what Tyler

00:18:25.569 --> 00:18:27.970
just said. Highly likely. What did you just say?

00:18:28.319 --> 00:18:30.420
Jeffrey Epstein's still alive. He is still alive.

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Yeah, I think there's like an 80 % chance. Dude,

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because... They're probably hiding him in Israel.

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. How easy would it be for him

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to dye his hair and blend in and be banging 16

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-year -olds in fucking Israel? It would be a

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lot easier to get him out of that cell. That's

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what he's doing right now. It would be a lot

00:18:43.019 --> 00:18:45.279
easier to get him out of that cell. The camera

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went dead. And somehow hang him without any ability

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for him to... Yeah, it only went dead for like

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three or like five minutes. It wasn't... But

00:18:52.700 --> 00:18:56.220
you could get out in that time. Yeah, they just...

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Look. rope some cadaver up there. They were probably

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waiting at the hospital like wait till a cardiac

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arrest that kind of looks like him gets here

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and then we'll just fucking string him up. You

00:19:04.569 --> 00:19:07.430
have to understand that Jeffrey Epstein wasn't

00:19:07.430 --> 00:19:10.210
just a rich guy. When the financial crisis was

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happening in 2008, he was in prison during this

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time. When the financial crisis was happening,

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the banks that were going under were calling

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him in prison. Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns,

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that's where he used to work. They were calling

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him to get his opinion. on what was going to

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happen next. That's how important this fucking

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guy was. The banks that the United States government

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bailed out were calling a convicted sex offender

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in prison. That's a fucking powerful person.

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They've got to make a movie about this. There's

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only one man who can do the job. Call him. Unfortunately,

00:19:45.950 --> 00:19:48.349
he's got a dark past. Let's see if he can redeem

00:19:48.349 --> 00:19:52.910
himself. One man, one pedophile. He rapes, but

00:19:52.910 --> 00:19:57.589
he saves. It's crazy. He rapes, but he saves.

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Let's see if we can convince him to balance it

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out. That's from a Dave Chappelle skit. He's

00:20:04.869 --> 00:20:07.009
talking about Bill Cosby and all the good he's

00:20:07.009 --> 00:20:11.650
done. He's like, he rapes, but he saves. He rapes,

00:20:11.650 --> 00:20:13.869
but he saves is a crazy thing to say. I fucking

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love Dave Chappelle. I miss the Chappelle show

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so much. I was watching a couple episodes of

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that and like Cece looks at me like she's fucking

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mortified when I watch it. I don't know. It's

00:20:25.509 --> 00:20:27.529
like because it's such like a taboo sense of

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humor now because just because of how politically

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incorrect I mean like most of the skits he's

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playing like a fucking crack addict or he's in

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white face like Clayton makes me so funny. So

00:20:41.710 --> 00:20:43.910
it says, not saying anything after, please do

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not try and dox me, but last night after 4 .15,

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they took Jeffrey Epstein in the medical in a

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wheelchair. Let me just say something real quick.

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Let's just stop right here. Dox is a new word.

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That became popular in the last five years. This

00:21:00.970 --> 00:21:04.190
was written in 2019. Yeah, no, I was using that.

00:21:04.309 --> 00:21:07.890
Google dox was around at that point. No, doxxed.

00:21:07.990 --> 00:21:11.730
No, dude, that's been around for a long time.

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Doxxed? Yes, absolutely. Come on, Tyler, help

00:21:16.109 --> 00:21:19.789
me out here. There's so many. I feel like it

00:21:19.789 --> 00:21:22.190
wasn't mainstream until recently. No, streamers

00:21:22.190 --> 00:21:25.130
were getting doxxed when I was still in fucking

00:21:25.130 --> 00:21:28.410
high school. Fine! Okay, I'm wrong. I wasn't

00:21:28.410 --> 00:21:31.710
trying to be a dick. I know that I heard that

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term. I mean, if you look up Google search amount

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by history or whatever i guarantee you that that

00:21:39.619 --> 00:21:42.539
word's already no you're probably like i'm telling

00:21:42.539 --> 00:21:45.200
you i'm gonna ask chachi bt when they said a

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van just showed up and switched him out with

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the the real jeffrey epstein congratulations

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dan you just wasted four gallons and killed three

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trees for what i'm just kidding i was just making

00:21:55.039 --> 00:21:57.779
a joke when you make a search i will i'm i'm

00:21:57.779 --> 00:22:00.740
not gonna lie gemini ai for like day -to -day

00:22:00.740 --> 00:22:04.500
tasks kind of like in gemini Just because it

00:22:04.500 --> 00:22:06.740
lets me tunnel my autism and get it out of the

00:22:06.740 --> 00:22:08.700
way quick. Because otherwise I'm going to have

00:22:08.700 --> 00:22:10.880
50 Google searches, but now I can ask Gemini.

00:22:11.000 --> 00:22:12.579
Like, I'm talking about my fucking hearing aid

00:22:12.579 --> 00:22:16.380
to Gemini. I'm like, alright, so I'm 27. I lost

00:22:16.380 --> 00:22:18.779
my hearing at 3 from meningitis. What are the

00:22:18.779 --> 00:22:22.339
chances my auditory nerve is still somewhat intact,

00:22:22.460 --> 00:22:24.819
even if my eardrum is ossified? And it picks

00:22:24.819 --> 00:22:26.859
up on every single part of that question, gives

00:22:26.859 --> 00:22:29.460
me a detailed answer with case studies that I

00:22:29.460 --> 00:22:32.740
can click on to verify it. I like AI for that.

00:22:32.819 --> 00:22:34.799
That's cool. Because that would be like a one,

00:22:34.940 --> 00:22:37.259
two hour tunnel before. That would be a tough

00:22:37.259 --> 00:22:39.380
thing to really find a case study to read about.

00:22:39.579 --> 00:22:41.980
And it can pull that quick. It's going to project

00:22:41.980 --> 00:22:44.420
some government, like worship the government

00:22:44.420 --> 00:22:47.299
into your brain. Propaganda into your fucking

00:22:47.299 --> 00:22:50.220
ears. Well, I'm looking at verified case study

00:22:50.220 --> 00:22:52.240
websites, though, that have nothing to do with

00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:54.500
the government. Well, probably not that much

00:22:54.500 --> 00:22:56.460
to do. And I don't think that there's many. I

00:22:56.460 --> 00:22:59.079
think the government's coming after people. like

00:22:59.079 --> 00:23:01.180
me, who just have single -sided hearing loss

00:23:01.180 --> 00:23:03.819
for no good reason. So why are they saying that

00:23:03.819 --> 00:23:08.299
babies taste like cream cheese? Yeah, right back

00:23:08.299 --> 00:23:11.140
to that. Dude, they're fucking doing crazy shit,

00:23:11.259 --> 00:23:13.519
and everybody called me crazy fucking five years

00:23:13.519 --> 00:23:16.759
ago! What do they mean by Pizzagate? You don't

00:23:16.759 --> 00:23:19.339
fucking... Oh, that's a good one. Oh, my fucking

00:23:19.339 --> 00:23:22.119
God! I thought Pizzagate was fucking talking

00:23:22.119 --> 00:23:24.640
about Pizzagate fucking six years ago! That was

00:23:24.640 --> 00:23:27.359
the Democrats in Hillary Clinton, right? Yes!

00:23:32.559 --> 00:23:36.440
I saw that in the files. That was in the files.

00:23:36.900 --> 00:23:38.700
No, that was in Pizzagate too. That was. And

00:23:38.700 --> 00:23:41.220
the NYPD officers saw the tape. And they threw

00:23:41.220 --> 00:23:43.000
up and they all went missing. Yeah, they all

00:23:43.000 --> 00:23:45.960
went missing. This fucking shit has been fucking

00:23:45.960 --> 00:23:48.279
there for fucking years. And everybody said I

00:23:48.279 --> 00:23:50.680
was fucking crazy, man. They said I was fucking

00:23:50.680 --> 00:23:53.319
crazy. But I'm not. Pizzagate is kind of crazy

00:23:53.319 --> 00:23:56.509
just because like... They were doing... Well,

00:23:56.650 --> 00:23:58.769
of the research I've done into Pizzagate, I did

00:23:58.769 --> 00:24:01.170
not hear Tyler's claims. But what I did hear

00:24:01.170 --> 00:24:02.630
is it's just like there's a lot of things about

00:24:02.630 --> 00:24:05.250
like it's they're definitely speaking in code.

00:24:05.329 --> 00:24:06.950
It's whatever. It's like they would read these

00:24:06.950 --> 00:24:09.769
fucking kids. They would fucking mix cum and

00:24:09.769 --> 00:24:14.690
fucking milk. They would mix blood and cum and

00:24:14.690 --> 00:24:17.509
fucking lactation. Dude, and then they would

00:24:17.509 --> 00:24:19.769
fucking drink it during the earthquake. Then

00:24:19.769 --> 00:24:21.809
they would fucking read these kids and fucking

00:24:21.809 --> 00:24:23.670
they would be born and they would fucking eat

00:24:23.670 --> 00:24:28.180
them. Yes. Yes! So here's the thing. Dan, I need

00:24:28.180 --> 00:24:30.519
your take here because I feel like I'm getting

00:24:30.519 --> 00:24:33.579
killed out here right now. There's a fucking

00:24:33.579 --> 00:24:36.480
drink fucking coming fucking person. I'm clearly

00:24:36.480 --> 00:24:38.700
talking about fucking kids in there, but I'm

00:24:38.700 --> 00:24:40.880
telling you I've watched a good amount of shit

00:24:40.880 --> 00:24:43.140
on Pizzagate. They fucking wrote it in fucking

00:24:43.140 --> 00:24:46.890
blood on the wall! Oh, man. They're fucking in

00:24:46.890 --> 00:24:49.230
our face, man. They had spirit cooking. They

00:24:49.230 --> 00:24:52.589
would mix in fucking feces and blood and fetuses

00:24:52.589 --> 00:24:55.490
and fucking semen and breast milk. And then they'd

00:24:55.490 --> 00:24:57.390
make a fucking thing. And then they would fucking

00:24:57.390 --> 00:24:59.930
eat it. And they would cut the faces off of people.

00:24:59.970 --> 00:25:02.589
I saw this note. It was written in blood. And

00:25:02.589 --> 00:25:04.569
it was by this 10 -year -old girl. And she wrote

00:25:04.569 --> 00:25:06.630
in her blood. And it was a code that they have

00:25:06.630 --> 00:25:09.230
to solve in order to figure out what she's trying

00:25:09.230 --> 00:25:11.410
to say. And she was saying, help me. This is

00:25:11.410 --> 00:25:13.170
where I am. Why couldn't she just write that?

00:25:13.349 --> 00:25:15.579
Brother. This ain't Zodiac. This ain't fucking

00:25:15.579 --> 00:25:18.039
Zodiac. If they found it, they would fucking

00:25:18.039 --> 00:25:20.599
eat her. This is like from the depths of Fort

00:25:20.599 --> 00:25:21.940
Campbell. If they found it, they would fucking

00:25:21.940 --> 00:25:24.819
eat her. Dude, look, here's my take. I'm like

00:25:24.819 --> 00:25:27.059
number one conspiracy theorist. I don't know

00:25:27.059 --> 00:25:28.859
what the fuck y 'all have been on about. The

00:25:28.859 --> 00:25:34.380
chances that they were fucking killed. They had

00:25:34.380 --> 00:25:38.759
to get underage for my sharing ring. But like,

00:25:38.779 --> 00:25:41.980
I don't know. I really, I mean, I wouldn't even

00:25:41.980 --> 00:25:43.740
be surprised if there was an instance or two

00:25:43.740 --> 00:25:45.880
where they did fucking kill a kid like on purpose.

00:25:45.960 --> 00:25:48.839
They had satanic rituals. Where they fucking

00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:52.559
drank semen and fucking killed kids and fucking

00:25:52.559 --> 00:25:55.440
ripped their intestines out and then eat the

00:25:55.440 --> 00:25:58.140
feces. It was like, oh, can I get that pizza

00:25:58.140 --> 00:26:01.240
with extra sausage? It was all the fucking pizza

00:26:01.240 --> 00:26:03.059
gate shit, but they actually, the fucking pizza

00:26:03.059 --> 00:26:04.500
gate was way further than the fucking emails.

00:26:04.660 --> 00:26:07.099
You're such, you're such surface level. You're

00:26:07.099 --> 00:26:09.240
such a surface level. You gotta go deeper. You

00:26:09.240 --> 00:26:11.240
gotta go fucking deeper in there, man. Once you

00:26:11.240 --> 00:26:12.960
go deeper, then you get to the fucking Hillary

00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:15.180
Clinton wearing fucking people's faces and fucking

00:26:15.180 --> 00:26:17.869
like using her tit milk to fucking mix in to

00:26:17.869 --> 00:26:20.349
drink during earthquakes. They're drinking tit

00:26:20.349 --> 00:26:22.490
milk and semen during earthquakes. No, they're

00:26:22.490 --> 00:26:27.289
really doing satanic rituals. They're worshipping

00:26:27.289 --> 00:26:29.549
Paul and they're worshipping Malik and they're

00:26:29.549 --> 00:26:32.250
doing this shit. They have to do this shit on

00:26:32.250 --> 00:26:34.150
certain days when a full moon and an earthquake

00:26:34.150 --> 00:26:36.390
happen at the same time. Shit gets real bad.

00:26:36.750 --> 00:26:38.690
Whether or not they're actually eating people,

00:26:38.910 --> 00:26:42.029
they're actually doing these satanic rituals.

00:26:42.630 --> 00:26:48.670
No, I never disputed a satanic ritual. It's not

00:26:48.670 --> 00:26:50.730
hard to believe if they're doing satanic rituals

00:26:50.730 --> 00:26:52.349
that they would fucking eat children. They've

00:26:52.349 --> 00:26:54.789
been burning owl effigies for a while now. If

00:26:54.789 --> 00:26:58.589
this is happening... They're already raping kids.

00:26:58.690 --> 00:26:59.910
You don't think they're going to eat them too?

00:27:00.609 --> 00:27:05.410
The chances that this actually happened are very

00:27:05.410 --> 00:27:10.809
low. It's like 50%, dude. It's very low. If it

00:27:10.809 --> 00:27:15.099
is on that other end of the... 50 % that say

00:27:15.099 --> 00:27:19.200
it did happen, okay? It would probably be because

00:27:19.200 --> 00:27:22.240
some entity came to them and it said, listen,

00:27:22.460 --> 00:27:28.359
do you want power? I have been here for eternity.

00:27:28.700 --> 00:27:32.420
I have seen civilizations come and go. If you

00:27:32.420 --> 00:27:35.660
want to tap into that power, okay, you need to

00:27:35.660 --> 00:27:38.380
give me something. Exactly. I need to see something.

00:27:38.619 --> 00:27:42.630
I get gratification from watching. children die.

00:27:42.750 --> 00:27:45.789
Bring them to me. It's fucking Moloch, Dan. It's

00:27:45.789 --> 00:27:48.069
fucking Moloch. Kill them. This is biblical.

00:27:48.910 --> 00:27:51.710
It's not right versus left. It's not fucking

00:27:51.710 --> 00:27:54.329
America. It's not fucking anything. This is good

00:27:54.329 --> 00:27:56.750
and evil fighting each other. It's Ben doing

00:27:56.750 --> 00:28:01.089
this. It's Ben doing this shit. It's his whole

00:28:01.089 --> 00:28:04.130
thing. It's biblical, Dan. It's biblical. This

00:28:04.130 --> 00:28:06.190
is what's going on. You don't fucking do this

00:28:06.190 --> 00:28:10.069
shit. The fucking Bible literally says you shall

00:28:10.069 --> 00:28:12.099
not sacrifice yourself. children to the fires

00:28:12.099 --> 00:28:14.400
of moloch they're fucking doing this shit it

00:28:14.400 --> 00:28:17.539
was fucking sumerian and fucking uh babylonian

00:28:17.539 --> 00:28:20.160
shit back in the day they were worshiping moloch

00:28:20.160 --> 00:28:23.180
moloch promised them power and fertility and

00:28:23.180 --> 00:28:27.339
fucking riches if they were able which is Fucking

00:28:27.339 --> 00:28:30.839
riches! They were able to... Malak was promising

00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:33.059
this if they sacrificed children specifically.

00:28:33.380 --> 00:28:35.500
And they'd have to do all these awful rituals

00:28:35.500 --> 00:28:37.880
to the children. And sometimes they weren't even

00:28:37.880 --> 00:28:40.940
weeks old. And they'd willingly sacrifice children

00:28:40.940 --> 00:28:43.480
to Malak. And Malak would give them things in

00:28:43.480 --> 00:28:46.819
return. So God came down and ran hellfire on

00:28:46.819 --> 00:28:50.880
these fucking motherfuckers. And he said, you

00:28:50.880 --> 00:28:53.259
shall have no gods before me. And then he made

00:28:53.259 --> 00:28:55.819
the Israelis come in. The original Israelites,

00:28:56.000 --> 00:28:57.559
which were actually... cool guys. The new Israelites

00:28:57.559 --> 00:29:00.180
fucking suck. But the old Israelites from the

00:29:00.180 --> 00:29:02.319
Bible, they were on God's team and God's like,

00:29:02.380 --> 00:29:04.960
yo, go in there. Fuck their shit up. So then

00:29:04.960 --> 00:29:07.099
they did. So they had to fight Moloch and they

00:29:07.099 --> 00:29:09.500
had to fight all this shit. It was in the fucking

00:29:09.500 --> 00:29:11.420
time. Yeah, they actually said the demon names

00:29:11.420 --> 00:29:16.680
too in the Epstein file. Exactly! It's just fucking

00:29:16.680 --> 00:29:19.559
Samarian and Babylonian fucking worship in today's

00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:22.160
day. We gotta fucking fight that with Jesus.

00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:24.619
We gotta come back at them and punch them in

00:29:24.619 --> 00:29:26.960
the face with Jesus. We gotta come after these

00:29:26.960 --> 00:29:29.779
motherfuckers. Tyler. Alright, Joel, Steve. Calm

00:29:29.779 --> 00:29:32.799
down over there. Do you agree that Jeffrey Epstein

00:29:32.940 --> 00:29:36.460
might have just been the devil in disguise? Human

00:29:36.460 --> 00:29:38.660
personification of the devil? I think this is

00:29:38.660 --> 00:29:40.539
going to be my craziest thing of the night. He

00:29:40.539 --> 00:29:42.660
has no empathy, right? Jeffrey Epstein is a vampire.

00:29:43.839 --> 00:29:47.380
It's possible. Jewish vampire. Jeffrey Epstein

00:29:47.380 --> 00:29:50.279
has been around for hundreds, if not thousands

00:29:50.279 --> 00:29:53.079
of years, and he's using this. He's a fucking

00:29:53.079 --> 00:29:55.819
manipulator. He's a master manipulator. He was

00:29:55.819 --> 00:29:59.279
given the gift of vampirism or immortality or

00:29:59.279 --> 00:30:02.200
something from Moloch, and he's been a Moloch

00:30:02.539 --> 00:30:05.200
priest of some sort, a Moloch or Baal priest

00:30:05.200 --> 00:30:07.839
of some sort, and he's been spreading this fucking

00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:10.259
evil throughout the world. Yeah, he doesn't even

00:30:10.259 --> 00:30:12.299
care, too. Like, you see an interview with him?

00:30:12.400 --> 00:30:13.839
He's like, yeah, he doesn't fucking care because

00:30:13.839 --> 00:30:16.720
he's a priest of fucking Moloch or Baal. He's

00:30:16.720 --> 00:30:20.460
either being reborn again as an Antichrist -esque

00:30:20.460 --> 00:30:24.000
figure that is empowered by the powers of Baal

00:30:24.000 --> 00:30:26.640
or Moloch, but we gotta do the opposite. We gotta

00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:30.079
come at him with the power of good, man. He went

00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:32.410
to prison for what? Three years? and he was like,

00:30:32.430 --> 00:30:34.569
I didn't even care if I was in prison. Like,

00:30:34.569 --> 00:30:36.950
I've been like a live fraternity for three years.

00:30:37.609 --> 00:30:39.509
I'm just going to get out and fucking rape kids

00:30:39.509 --> 00:30:42.789
again. Yeah, he's a fucking, he's a master high

00:30:42.789 --> 00:30:45.390
-level priest of Baal and he's got the gift of

00:30:45.390 --> 00:30:48.890
immortality. I don't think anybody that's not

00:30:48.890 --> 00:30:53.029
demonic can be that, you know, unapathetic. Thank

00:30:53.029 --> 00:30:55.190
you, Casey. Finally, we're on the same page for

00:30:55.190 --> 00:31:00.119
something. This is crazy. And then these retards

00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:01.960
are the ones who aren't on my side for once.

00:31:02.059 --> 00:31:04.200
I don't know what the fuck's going on. Why am

00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:05.640
I agreeing with you, Casey? Why are you agreeing

00:31:05.640 --> 00:31:07.640
with me? Well, I mean, I'll be honest. I started

00:31:07.640 --> 00:31:11.180
off disagreeing with Dan. I started off disagreeing

00:31:11.180 --> 00:31:13.119
with Dan at first. That's how we got into this.

00:31:13.119 --> 00:31:14.839
If you believe in good and evil and you don't

00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:16.980
believe in God, then Epstein is probably the

00:31:16.980 --> 00:31:18.940
worst thing that you can probably think of, right?

00:31:19.140 --> 00:31:21.660
Yes, Jeffrey Epstein is a fucking demon in human

00:31:21.660 --> 00:31:24.099
skin. Can I bring us back to Earthquake? Yeah.

00:31:24.829 --> 00:31:26.630
We're on Earth, man. We're in Hellworld, though.

00:31:26.769 --> 00:31:29.430
I went to a fucking Rascal Flats show the other

00:31:29.430 --> 00:31:33.849
day. What the fuck? I got free tickets. God bless

00:31:33.849 --> 00:31:38.049
the broken road that led me straight to you.

00:31:38.210 --> 00:31:41.509
That's my favorite song. That's CeCe's favorite

00:31:41.509 --> 00:31:44.109
song. Neither of us really knew another song

00:31:44.109 --> 00:31:47.250
by him. So he showed up, and it's like these

00:31:47.250 --> 00:31:49.809
two really good country acts that open up. I

00:31:49.809 --> 00:31:52.450
miss Mayberry, sitting on a porch drinking ice

00:31:52.450 --> 00:31:55.700
cold cherry. coke when everything was black in

00:31:55.700 --> 00:32:00.079
my dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad

00:32:00.079 --> 00:32:08.339
dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad

00:32:08.339 --> 00:32:28.950
dad dad dad That's a fucking cover. That's not

00:32:28.950 --> 00:32:35.569
even our song. It was Tom something. It wasn't

00:32:35.569 --> 00:32:38.380
Tom Petty. Life is a highway. Yeah. The original

00:32:38.380 --> 00:32:41.200
one was like by Tom something, but all I know

00:32:41.200 --> 00:32:43.420
is that the first two acts were great. And then,

00:32:43.420 --> 00:32:46.759
and then I just had CC piss. She was like very

00:32:46.759 --> 00:32:49.420
nauseous with the pregnancy thing. Like we were

00:32:49.420 --> 00:32:52.039
debating leaving. And then just like the one

00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:53.880
guy stands up and he's got like the big, like

00:32:53.880 --> 00:32:55.880
fucking neck mic. And he starts like getting

00:32:55.880 --> 00:32:58.000
deep for a minute. He said nothing about God

00:32:58.000 --> 00:32:59.980
though. He's like, I just think that America

00:32:59.980 --> 00:33:02.380
is really divided and we all got to come together.

00:33:03.160 --> 00:33:04.619
And everything. And it was like, all right, calm

00:33:04.619 --> 00:33:06.359
down, Joel Osteen. Like, what are you going to

00:33:06.359 --> 00:33:08.700
do? Turn this place into a super church? I hate

00:33:08.700 --> 00:33:11.259
when they turn it into a fucking, you know, into

00:33:11.259 --> 00:33:13.920
a podium for fucking preaching. Bro, I said that.

00:33:13.940 --> 00:33:15.839
Not five seconds goes by. And he's like, and

00:33:15.839 --> 00:33:19.349
that's why we only got one way to look. points

00:33:19.349 --> 00:33:24.069
up like god damn it i just looked at cc and we

00:33:24.069 --> 00:33:26.390
both started and the whole thing is rascal flats

00:33:26.390 --> 00:33:28.750
concert like nobody was vibing with the first

00:33:28.750 --> 00:33:31.009
two acts like even the reviews like times union

00:33:31.009 --> 00:33:33.390
posted something about like rascal flats puts

00:33:33.390 --> 00:33:35.809
on a great show after a week opening to me the

00:33:35.809 --> 00:33:38.210
opening was fantastic and the rascal flats part

00:33:38.210 --> 00:33:41.230
sucked but like they went back to that god thing

00:33:41.230 --> 00:33:44.769
for like six breaks throughout the show like

00:33:45.039 --> 00:33:48.000
I felt like five minutes each and it was like,

00:33:48.039 --> 00:33:49.880
it killed the pacing of the show. And I was like,

00:33:49.940 --> 00:33:54.430
this really is just like all. And then he sees

00:33:54.430 --> 00:33:55.670
they're looking at one another. I'm like, do

00:33:55.670 --> 00:33:57.730
you know this song? He's like, nope. He's like,

00:33:57.769 --> 00:34:00.089
well, we'll wait until we see the Cars song.

00:34:00.210 --> 00:34:02.170
Because that's like, the name of the show is

00:34:02.170 --> 00:34:04.670
the, like their tour is like the Life is a Highway

00:34:04.670 --> 00:34:07.130
tour. So it's like, they got to play it. It was

00:34:07.130 --> 00:34:10.809
their double encore. Are you serious? Yeah, we

00:34:10.809 --> 00:34:13.530
waited until their double encore. That's bullshit.

00:34:14.610 --> 00:34:17.730
They have like two good songs, really. Where

00:34:17.730 --> 00:34:21.570
was it? It was at fucking MVP Arena. It was last

00:34:21.570 --> 00:34:26.119
week. I showed up and I was like, then some fuck

00:34:26.119 --> 00:34:29.179
blocks the fucking parking gate. He fucking didn't

00:34:29.179 --> 00:34:31.119
have his card on him or some shit. So we have

00:34:31.119 --> 00:34:33.420
an entire part. We're on the third of like four

00:34:33.420 --> 00:34:36.820
levels waiting an hour and a half for this fuck

00:34:36.820 --> 00:34:40.019
for like somebody to raise the gate for him.

00:34:40.059 --> 00:34:41.699
Cause he didn't have cash or didn't put his card

00:34:41.699 --> 00:34:44.880
in. Did you guys have trouble getting out of

00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:46.960
the parking garage for my wedding? Cause I did

00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:49.460
like a shit ton. Yeah. We had to push the button.

00:34:49.480 --> 00:34:51.360
Yeah. I had to like fucking be like, come on,

00:34:51.360 --> 00:34:52.239
what the fuck's going on? And then they just

00:34:52.239 --> 00:34:53.519
let you out. Yeah, they just let me out without

00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:55.960
paying anything. The second time I did it. Where

00:34:55.960 --> 00:34:58.099
are the pictures, Tyler? Where the fuck are the

00:34:58.099 --> 00:34:59.539
pictures? So this is the fucking thing. I've

00:34:59.539 --> 00:35:02.659
been fucking, so I got an email from him two

00:35:02.659 --> 00:35:05.760
days ago that said, your pictures will be ready

00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:08.820
on the 29th. And I go, the 29th of last month.

00:35:09.019 --> 00:35:12.039
And I go, you sent me this on the 2nd of February.

00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:17.349
What's going on? He's like, yeah. So we're trying

00:35:17.349 --> 00:35:19.230
to set up a meeting with him to get them. So

00:35:19.230 --> 00:35:21.449
they're coming. Okay. It's going to be like the

00:35:21.449 --> 00:35:23.809
next year. He's like, did you find that fucking

00:35:23.809 --> 00:35:26.230
SD card? He's fucking asking. That's exactly

00:35:26.230 --> 00:35:27.889
what I was thinking. Like they lost the camera.

00:35:28.670 --> 00:35:31.969
That'd be a disaster, bro. I'd be like, excuse

00:35:31.969 --> 00:35:36.150
me. Can anybody who took pictures at my wedding,

00:35:36.190 --> 00:35:38.989
please send them to me. I know we said no cameras

00:35:38.989 --> 00:35:43.500
during the ceremony, but please. Dan, your boy

00:35:43.500 --> 00:35:46.679
Elon Musk was on Epstein's Island too. Well,

00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:48.699
actually, I don't know if he went. Do you think

00:35:48.699 --> 00:35:51.699
I'm retarded? He was like, guys, please invite

00:35:51.699 --> 00:35:54.719
me. And they were like, no. They're like, yeah.

00:35:55.280 --> 00:35:57.219
He's like, are you going to have a party? They

00:35:57.219 --> 00:35:59.340
made plans and Epstein canceled them. They're

00:35:59.340 --> 00:36:01.199
like, yeah, we're not going to do it anymore,

00:36:01.380 --> 00:36:04.599
so don't come. And it sounded so much like Elon

00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:07.099
too. You think I'm retarded? He's like, what

00:36:07.099 --> 00:36:10.900
night would be the most fun to come? Or what

00:36:10.900 --> 00:36:14.099
party would... be like the most fun like so yeah

00:36:14.099 --> 00:36:15.960
yeah this date come along he's like oh we're

00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:21.000
so excited oh buddy oh shit yeah no not gonna

00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:23.159
be in town you don't think he was on that he

00:36:23.159 --> 00:36:25.800
fucking knocks up what how many children does

00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:32.519
he have kids yeah yeah he's trying to fucking

00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:34.199
boy or something i don't know he's trying to

00:36:34.199 --> 00:36:36.679
like start his own species yeah we need we need

00:36:36.679 --> 00:36:40.260
that bro we need people like elon Fucking procreating.

00:36:41.000 --> 00:36:45.960
Grimes was a weird looking fella. Oh, yeah. That

00:36:45.960 --> 00:36:47.480
was one of his first life. That was his most

00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:49.840
recent life. I think we have people who have

00:36:49.840 --> 00:36:53.760
the mental genius that Elon Musk has that aren't

00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:56.840
fucking pedophiles out there. I don't think we

00:36:56.840 --> 00:37:00.019
need Elon Musk to procreate. Hold on a second.

00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:02.139
Are you saying Elon Musk is a pedophile? I mean,

00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:05.019
he fucking tried to be one. He tried to be one.

00:37:05.300 --> 00:37:08.750
He tried to get on the island. No, so here's

00:37:08.750 --> 00:37:11.250
the thing. That wasn't just like underage girls.

00:37:11.389 --> 00:37:13.570
That was Jeffrey Epstein's thing was underage

00:37:13.570 --> 00:37:18.170
girls. Like there was regular age girls there.

00:37:18.210 --> 00:37:20.090
And that was like the main thing. Regardless,

00:37:20.250 --> 00:37:23.170
that's still fucking scummy as fuck. I mean,

00:37:23.309 --> 00:37:25.590
dude, you get a bunch of fucking nerds together.

00:37:25.809 --> 00:37:28.030
See, here's the thing. Jeffrey Epstein was like.

00:37:28.590 --> 00:37:30.809
You know how like every rich guy, he has so much

00:37:30.809 --> 00:37:32.710
money, he's done everything he wanted to do.

00:37:32.809 --> 00:37:34.730
I'm not talking about underage girls. Yeah, they

00:37:34.730 --> 00:37:36.730
run out of things because they fucking not fucking

00:37:36.730 --> 00:37:39.230
good looking women. I don't mean that. But that's

00:37:39.230 --> 00:37:41.090
what they do though. That's what they do. I know,

00:37:41.170 --> 00:37:43.389
but I'm not talking about the sexual thing. No,

00:37:43.489 --> 00:37:46.349
Elon didn't do it. No, not him. I'm saying once

00:37:46.349 --> 00:37:48.630
you get enough money and you've done everything

00:37:48.630 --> 00:37:50.630
you want to do, people get into intellectual

00:37:50.630 --> 00:37:54.010
pursuits, right? And they get into weird freaky

00:37:54.010 --> 00:37:56.300
shit. Well, not just that, but Elon Musk with

00:37:56.300 --> 00:37:59.639
the rockets. Jeff Bezos with the rockets. He

00:37:59.639 --> 00:38:03.320
wanted to go party, right? No, Jeffrey Epstein

00:38:03.320 --> 00:38:06.880
wanted to be surrounded by intellectuals. He

00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:10.619
was obsessed with intellectuals. He wanted to

00:38:10.619 --> 00:38:13.099
be around people that were pushing the envelope

00:38:13.099 --> 00:38:15.119
in their fields, right? Because he wanted to

00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:17.460
be a part of it. So that's why all these people

00:38:17.460 --> 00:38:19.099
were associated with that because that was his

00:38:19.099 --> 00:38:21.880
hobby. That was his thing. So he donated a lot

00:38:21.880 --> 00:38:24.320
of money to like... Dude, he was talking about

00:38:24.320 --> 00:38:26.699
the AI shit we're talking about now. He was talking

00:38:26.699 --> 00:38:29.059
about that five years ago. What a fucking nerd.

00:38:29.059 --> 00:38:30.480
Because he was on the cutting edge of that shit

00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:32.420
and he was donating money to it. He sounds like

00:38:32.420 --> 00:38:36.900
Ali Mack. Part of the reason we have AI on the

00:38:36.900 --> 00:38:38.380
level we have it today is because of Jeffrey

00:38:38.380 --> 00:38:42.320
Epstein donating money. That doesn't fucking

00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:44.880
knock off my theory that AI is the antichrist.

00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:47.440
Dude, I don't care. No, I mean, it probably,

00:38:47.619 --> 00:38:50.219
yeah, even more. Dude, I don't care if Jeffrey

00:38:50.219 --> 00:38:52.340
Epstein fucking cured cancer. If you're a piece

00:38:52.340 --> 00:38:54.280
of shit, it's fucking kids. You gotta get put

00:38:54.280 --> 00:38:55.860
in the ground. I don't care how much good you

00:38:55.860 --> 00:38:57.800
did. I don't care if you bailed out banks. I

00:38:57.800 --> 00:38:59.619
don't care how genius you are with your finances.

00:39:00.139 --> 00:39:01.920
Somebody who's not a piece of shit would have

00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:03.920
been in his spot if he wasn't there. And people

00:39:03.920 --> 00:39:05.679
put up with him because he fucked kids because

00:39:05.679 --> 00:39:07.760
he was doing it before. Okay, but why do we put

00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:10.789
up with it when it's Rob Blow? Right? Rob Lowe.

00:39:11.150 --> 00:39:13.530
Yeah. And they know he did it. And if he did

00:39:13.530 --> 00:39:16.070
it, then I won't put up with it. So Rob Lowe

00:39:16.070 --> 00:39:17.969
fucked a 16 -year -old. And then they did the

00:39:17.969 --> 00:39:21.909
roast of Rob Lowe. Rob Lowe. Yeah, because that

00:39:21.909 --> 00:39:25.409
was like 2005, right? Yeah. So Rob Lowe. I didn't

00:39:25.409 --> 00:39:28.369
know that. Fuck Rob Lowe then. No, no. But then

00:39:28.369 --> 00:39:30.789
they did the roast of Rob Lowe on Comedy Central.

00:39:30.929 --> 00:39:32.409
And it's fine. And everybody's laughing about

00:39:32.409 --> 00:39:35.250
it. He fucked a kid. Somebody made a joke. They're

00:39:35.250 --> 00:39:39.380
like, because his career came back. They call

00:39:39.380 --> 00:39:41.460
you the comeback kid, but more like the come

00:39:41.460 --> 00:39:45.340
on kids backs and all the celebrities. But now

00:39:45.340 --> 00:39:47.840
today it's like, you know, Jeffrey Epstein fucked

00:39:47.840 --> 00:39:51.940
a 16 year old and it's like, and it's like, dude,

00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:53.880
things have changed. I'm not saying it's okay,

00:39:53.960 --> 00:39:57.739
but I'm saying Hollywood. Realistically, Rob

00:39:57.739 --> 00:40:00.059
Lowe could get re -canceled, though. He should

00:40:00.059 --> 00:40:03.920
be. Right, but it was fine in fucking 2010. I

00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:05.619
don't even think he's still around. Everybody's

00:40:05.619 --> 00:40:08.059
fucking cracking up about it. When I was in 2010,

00:40:08.219 --> 00:40:09.900
I still would have been like fucking sentenced

00:40:09.900 --> 00:40:14.119
pedophiles. Dude, I never forgot that because

00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:16.400
it was so fucked up. I was like, how are they

00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:17.980
sitting here laughing about this? You know, I

00:40:17.980 --> 00:40:21.599
will say that I do remember it just not having

00:40:21.599 --> 00:40:26.219
the super negative... I remember when... My mom

00:40:26.219 --> 00:40:27.719
would be like, when I lived with her, would be

00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:29.500
like, oh, like, did you hear so -and -so fucked

00:40:29.500 --> 00:40:31.880
a kid or whatever? I'd probably be like, yeah,

00:40:32.000 --> 00:40:33.920
I wish we'd fucking stoned her to death. She'd

00:40:33.920 --> 00:40:36.179
be like, oh, that's horrible. Your mom would

00:40:36.179 --> 00:40:38.460
just bring that up as a conversation. No! Okay,

00:40:38.539 --> 00:40:41.219
not my mom. She's a bad example. But I feel like

00:40:41.219 --> 00:40:43.760
when it got brought up, like, when I was a child,

00:40:43.860 --> 00:40:45.940
and I had the take of, like, we should fucking

00:40:45.940 --> 00:40:48.739
kill them, it was like, that's harsh. It's like,

00:40:48.820 --> 00:40:52.349
well, it, I mean, is it, though? Like, I don't,

00:40:52.349 --> 00:40:54.590
I think that might be like the mindset of our

00:40:54.590 --> 00:40:56.809
generation. I don't fucking know. Semi off topic,

00:40:56.889 --> 00:40:58.789
but my fucking dad, I remember I went up to Maine

00:40:58.789 --> 00:41:01.769
on vacation. Oh, this can't be good. So I had

00:41:01.769 --> 00:41:03.690
to, I went up to Maine on vacation and I parked

00:41:03.690 --> 00:41:05.809
my car like a mile away because that was the

00:41:05.809 --> 00:41:07.510
only parking that they had there. Like I paid

00:41:07.510 --> 00:41:09.690
for overnight parking there. And then my dad

00:41:09.690 --> 00:41:12.269
came to pick me up. I was driving for four and

00:41:12.269 --> 00:41:14.510
a half hours at this point. And I got, I was

00:41:14.510 --> 00:41:16.309
just super tired. And my, my wife was asleep

00:41:16.309 --> 00:41:18.010
in the back seat and he just turns to me, he

00:41:18.010 --> 00:41:22.079
goes. Hey, I go, what's up? He just goes, we

00:41:22.079 --> 00:41:25.659
have a king now. And then just look forward and

00:41:25.659 --> 00:41:27.500
does not say a word for the rest of the drive.

00:41:27.699 --> 00:41:30.539
What do you mean? You mean Donald Trump? Yeah,

00:41:30.619 --> 00:41:33.579
like he passed some law or something. And he

00:41:33.579 --> 00:41:36.079
was like. Is your dad a liberal? No, my dad is

00:41:36.079 --> 00:41:40.679
a fucking weird. Libertarian. Kind of libertarian,

00:41:40.699 --> 00:41:43.500
I guess. I have a feeling your dad is a similar

00:41:43.500 --> 00:41:46.599
outlook on politics that I do. I don't know why.

00:41:46.760 --> 00:41:51.079
I think he does, but he's just kind of all over

00:41:51.079 --> 00:41:54.380
the place with his fucking views. Same. He too,

00:41:55.079 --> 00:41:57.159
actually. Believe it or not. He just was sitting

00:41:57.159 --> 00:41:59.159
there, and he just turns to me and says, we have

00:41:59.159 --> 00:42:02.199
a king now. And then didn't say a word for me

00:42:02.199 --> 00:42:03.500
for the rest of the drive. It was like another

00:42:03.500 --> 00:42:05.619
five minutes. I said the same thing to Dan in

00:42:05.619 --> 00:42:08.960
2016 when Trump got elected. And I was sitting

00:42:08.960 --> 00:42:10.659
there, and I go, Dad, what the fuck was that?

00:42:10.900 --> 00:42:14.380
And he just goes. Trump passed a law there. There

00:42:14.380 --> 00:42:17.480
I go. Yeah. Context. Did you hear about that

00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:20.139
bill, Tyler? Did you even hear about it? I just

00:42:20.139 --> 00:42:23.559
be like, context would be nice. Just turning

00:42:23.559 --> 00:42:25.099
to somebody who's been driving for four hours.

00:42:25.199 --> 00:42:27.619
It's like, it's 2 a .m. in the morning at this

00:42:27.619 --> 00:42:30.440
point. That's, that's redundant, but it's, it's

00:42:30.440 --> 00:42:32.019
2 a .m. at this point. I've been driving for

00:42:32.019 --> 00:42:36.170
four hours. I just got off a shift. at my last

00:42:36.170 --> 00:42:38.869
job, and I got off a 12 -hour shift. I drove

00:42:38.869 --> 00:42:41.869
for four hours, so I've been up for like 16 hours

00:42:41.869 --> 00:42:43.869
at this point, and he just turns to me and says

00:42:43.869 --> 00:42:47.670
that. I'm like, what? That's an insane thing

00:42:47.670 --> 00:42:50.329
to just say out of nowhere. We got a king now.

00:42:50.550 --> 00:42:52.550
He didn't even say, hey, guys, how's it going?

00:42:52.769 --> 00:42:55.070
I just got in the car, and he just turns to me

00:42:55.070 --> 00:42:57.769
and says that. My dad does that sometimes, too.

00:42:57.829 --> 00:42:59.829
He never brings up politics, but every once in

00:42:59.829 --> 00:43:01.510
a while, I go over to his house, and I can tell

00:43:01.510 --> 00:43:04.949
he had the political off. autism for a week or

00:43:04.949 --> 00:43:07.750
two like the same like hyper fixation shit that

00:43:07.750 --> 00:43:09.989
hits me hits him too he's just not as vocal about

00:43:09.989 --> 00:43:12.530
it as i am it'll be like have you heard this

00:43:12.530 --> 00:43:15.690
shit and i never know what he's gonna say i never

00:43:15.690 --> 00:43:17.269
know if it's gonna be like because when biden

00:43:17.269 --> 00:43:20.150
was in office he'd be like this guy how the fuck

00:43:20.150 --> 00:43:22.409
is he in there and now trump's back he's like

00:43:22.409 --> 00:43:26.510
we are so fucked and the funny thing is i feel

00:43:26.510 --> 00:43:29.369
the same fucking way like every time i'm like

00:43:29.369 --> 00:43:31.949
he tells me what's going on and my dad's so good

00:43:31.949 --> 00:43:34.349
he fucking like factually backs it up with like

00:43:34.809 --> 00:43:36.969
provides proof that I can look into and easily

00:43:36.969 --> 00:43:39.409
pull up. I'm like, oh my god. We need someone

00:43:39.409 --> 00:43:41.449
who's not controlled by Israel. We need fucking

00:43:41.449 --> 00:43:45.110
Rand Paul for president. Rand Paul for president,

00:43:45.210 --> 00:43:47.869
Dan. Dude, I just feel like dads say the wildest

00:43:47.869 --> 00:43:50.809
shit out of nowhere, though. I remember another

00:43:50.809 --> 00:43:53.969
time, my dad just sitting there at the dinner

00:43:53.969 --> 00:43:56.570
table, and he just looks over at me and he just

00:43:56.570 --> 00:44:01.880
goes... Kids these days don't understand shit.

00:44:03.619 --> 00:44:07.000
What? And I was like, what the fuck does that

00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:08.820
mean? He looked at me and he goes, you're one

00:44:08.820 --> 00:44:10.840
of the most undisciplined piece of shits I've

00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:14.300
ever met. I go, thanks, Dad. Because I was failing

00:44:14.300 --> 00:44:19.059
every single class that I was in in shit. It

00:44:19.059 --> 00:44:21.480
was the day I got my report card. That's what

00:44:21.480 --> 00:44:23.940
it was. And it was a silent dinner table. My

00:44:23.940 --> 00:44:27.340
brother's probably seven at this point, six.

00:44:27.659 --> 00:44:29.480
And he was just sitting there kicking. and his

00:44:29.480 --> 00:44:31.460
little fucking feet at the table. My mom's fucking

00:44:31.460 --> 00:44:33.619
staring daggers at me because we got the report

00:44:33.619 --> 00:44:36.360
card. And my dad just goes, you know what? Kids

00:44:36.360 --> 00:44:39.119
these days don't know fucking shit. You are one

00:44:39.119 --> 00:44:41.360
of the most disrespectful pieces of shit I've

00:44:41.360 --> 00:44:45.360
ever met. Yeah. I can't say my dad ever said

00:44:45.360 --> 00:44:50.420
anything like that. I don't know. I feel like

00:44:50.420 --> 00:44:52.539
dads are just prone to like fucking just crazy

00:44:52.539 --> 00:44:55.119
ass one -liners every once in a while. I feel

00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:56.960
like your dad would have said some crazy shit.

00:44:56.960 --> 00:44:59.059
There's one I'm holding back right now. I can't

00:44:59.059 --> 00:45:01.000
say it. Why can't you say it? Because it was

00:45:01.000 --> 00:45:04.360
a slur? If I could say it was anybody else, like

00:45:04.360 --> 00:45:07.219
if this wasn't a conversation about our dads

00:45:07.219 --> 00:45:09.679
and I said it was a relative, I would tell you.

00:45:09.760 --> 00:45:11.320
But now that this is a conversation about our

00:45:11.320 --> 00:45:11.940
dads, I can't say it. I'll be on the lookout

00:45:11.940 --> 00:45:15.460
in a couple episodes then. I think my mic is

00:45:15.460 --> 00:45:19.650
cooked. Yeah, his mic's cooked. Casey, did your

00:45:19.650 --> 00:45:23.150
dad say anything crazy? Yeah, wait. Dan, is your

00:45:23.150 --> 00:45:25.969
mic on? I do have one more thing about my dad.

00:45:26.349 --> 00:45:31.260
Fuck. It was, like, always very, you know, chill.

00:45:31.460 --> 00:45:33.960
He got into a lot of political arguments, like,

00:45:34.000 --> 00:45:37.019
on the liberal side on Facebook when I was, like,

00:45:37.019 --> 00:45:39.099
in high school. Like, is he a liberal or is he

00:45:39.099 --> 00:45:41.099
a conservative? Yeah, he's a liberal. And my

00:45:41.099 --> 00:45:43.599
mom was, like, stop arguing with people on Facebook.

00:45:45.400 --> 00:45:48.880
He hit us with a Dan. Like, we all have to hit

00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:51.460
Dan with a stop arguing with people. But I was

00:45:51.460 --> 00:45:54.840
by my car, the Buick that I have, and I was,

00:45:54.840 --> 00:45:56.860
like, looking at another Buick. And we drove

00:45:56.860 --> 00:46:00.110
all the way to Connecticut. kit. To look at a

00:46:00.110 --> 00:46:03.510
Buick? Yeah. There was no Buicks around here?

00:46:04.710 --> 00:46:08.650
No. Jesus. It was like a lacrosse. It was a good

00:46:08.650 --> 00:46:12.789
one. And the fucking car sucked. Like, it didn't

00:46:12.789 --> 00:46:14.630
fucking start. The air conditioning didn't work.

00:46:14.969 --> 00:46:18.510
Oh, my God. Yeah, great car. Great car. It was

00:46:18.510 --> 00:46:20.610
making, like, things, like, noise up there. And

00:46:20.610 --> 00:46:22.550
my dad just, we just went back, and my dad just

00:46:22.550 --> 00:46:24.989
fucking yelled at the guy. He's like, we came

00:46:24.989 --> 00:46:28.349
from fucking Albany to fucking Connecticut. He's

00:46:28.349 --> 00:46:29.570
like, dude, I'm trying. I'm trying to rip somebody

00:46:29.570 --> 00:46:31.909
off here. Why the fuck did you drive that car?

00:46:32.570 --> 00:46:34.750
There's clearly something wrong with it at that

00:46:34.750 --> 00:46:36.929
price, you fucking idiot. He was like, we drove

00:46:36.929 --> 00:46:38.449
here from Albany and you're going to fucking

00:46:38.449 --> 00:46:41.150
rip me off. Dude, my dad did a similar thing.

00:46:41.250 --> 00:46:43.989
I hate to say it, but that's partially on your

00:46:43.989 --> 00:46:46.869
dad. He suggested that car to you. There's no

00:46:46.869 --> 00:46:48.889
way that you're selling a car for a fantastic.

00:46:49.869 --> 00:46:52.530
There's always a catch there. Wait, you drove

00:46:52.530 --> 00:46:55.230
to where? Connecticut. Yeah, dude. I actually

00:46:55.230 --> 00:46:57.690
drove to Connecticut until I got a pickup truck.

00:46:58.170 --> 00:47:00.369
pile of shit i was like why did i just fucking

00:47:00.369 --> 00:47:03.710
do this sorry go ahead so mind you my dad's actually

00:47:03.710 --> 00:47:06.110
like a really chill guy that was just like i

00:47:06.110 --> 00:47:08.110
was being a piece of shit he told me i was being

00:47:08.110 --> 00:47:10.190
a piece of shit my dad's actually really cool

00:47:10.190 --> 00:47:15.510
um but my dad his wr not his wrx he got a volvo

00:47:15.510 --> 00:47:17.889
art design you know what a volvo art design so

00:47:17.889 --> 00:47:24.210
he got a volvo art design uh s60 from 2012 s60r

00:47:24.670 --> 00:47:26.909
Yeah. That is a sick car. It was a five, six

00:47:26.909 --> 00:47:31.670
speed. Yeah. Dude, it was a 2012. If I had the

00:47:31.670 --> 00:47:34.110
disposable income. I would get one. It's just

00:47:34.110 --> 00:47:37.309
fixing them is expensive. They're fantastic cars.

00:47:38.130 --> 00:47:42.289
My first two cars were Volvos. I'm pretty sure

00:47:42.289 --> 00:47:45.349
I'm going to get another XC90. No shit. Volvos

00:47:45.349 --> 00:47:48.909
are the most untapped part of the market. They

00:47:48.909 --> 00:47:50.949
have the quality of a Mercedes -Benz and the

00:47:50.949 --> 00:47:54.610
price of an old Honda. They're insane. The price

00:47:54.610 --> 00:47:57.150
tag is getting a little pricey on Volvos. I was

00:47:57.150 --> 00:47:59.429
looking at them. There's a guy right by where

00:47:59.429 --> 00:48:01.489
I live. I'll tell you off air, but there's a

00:48:01.489 --> 00:48:03.460
guy right by where I live. live he has caught

00:48:03.460 --> 00:48:06.599
me and my dad the most insane deals and he sold

00:48:06.599 --> 00:48:09.320
my non -valvo cars there like he sold my fucking

00:48:09.320 --> 00:48:11.380
jeep i don't know if you two would ever remember

00:48:11.380 --> 00:48:13.800
my jeep wrangler no i remember you with the with

00:48:13.800 --> 00:48:16.719
the xc90 yeah i had a fucking uh no we're gonna

00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:19.739
go on the jeep fucking yeah tirade but just i

00:48:19.739 --> 00:48:21.900
want to tell my my dad one where he went to new

00:48:21.900 --> 00:48:24.820
jersey though look at him i had a v70 i had so

00:48:24.820 --> 00:48:29.139
yeah so he had a 90 v70 he had an s60r design

00:48:29.139 --> 00:48:33.559
that he fucking loved my dad He loved the S60R

00:48:33.559 --> 00:48:36.059
design that he had. It was one of the first ones

00:48:36.059 --> 00:48:37.960
in America. Like, he was super excited about

00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:41.599
it. He drove that thing until, like, 2020. Like,

00:48:41.619 --> 00:48:43.380
he got it in 2012, and he drove that thing until

00:48:43.380 --> 00:48:46.659
2020. Wow. And then it got fucking totaled by

00:48:46.659 --> 00:48:50.320
a deer, and he was devastated. Yeah. But he was

00:48:50.320 --> 00:48:54.179
looking at cars, and then there was a 2015 S60R

00:48:54.179 --> 00:49:00.480
design in fucking, it was New Jersey. and he

00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:03.260
was like all right i'm gonna go down to new jersey

00:49:03.260 --> 00:49:05.219
and check this out because he got like he just

00:49:05.219 --> 00:49:07.179
got like uh from the dealership he just got an

00:49:07.179 --> 00:49:10.119
s60 just a standard edition from like 2014 or

00:49:10.119 --> 00:49:12.260
something but that's just like something to drive

00:49:12.260 --> 00:49:14.739
while while he's looking for another one and

00:49:14.739 --> 00:49:18.139
then he went down and he's like all right and

00:49:18.139 --> 00:49:22.519
then he got down there and they they did a fraudulent

00:49:22.519 --> 00:49:26.340
title oh shit And like, he bought it because

00:49:26.340 --> 00:49:28.199
like, it was like a thing, but they gave him

00:49:28.199 --> 00:49:30.260
a fraudulent title. And when he tried to register

00:49:30.260 --> 00:49:32.400
it in New York, there was a huge fucking issue

00:49:32.400 --> 00:49:35.400
because they did a fraudulent title. And it was

00:49:35.400 --> 00:49:38.199
this whole long thing. And he's just like, and

00:49:38.199 --> 00:49:40.139
then he just goes, I remember him sitting at

00:49:40.139 --> 00:49:42.519
the table one night. He goes, I don't trust any

00:49:42.519 --> 00:49:46.900
fucking person from New Jersey. Fuck him. That's

00:49:46.900 --> 00:49:49.519
fair. That's fair. No, I get it. I get it. Dude,

00:49:49.719 --> 00:49:53.199
how, how much did he pay for this car? I think

00:49:53.199 --> 00:49:55.659
he paid, I think, 10 for it. Dude, I haven't

00:49:55.659 --> 00:49:57.639
been on Instagram in a month. I uninstalled the

00:49:57.639 --> 00:49:59.800
app. Somebody keeps reporting me for having bad

00:49:59.800 --> 00:50:02.320
mental health. That's like the 16th one of those

00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:05.219
I've gotten. Every time I open Instagram, it

00:50:05.219 --> 00:50:07.610
says like... You're not alone. Someone thinks

00:50:07.610 --> 00:50:09.610
you might need some extra support right now and

00:50:09.610 --> 00:50:13.309
asked us to help. Well, do you? Oh, my God. No,

00:50:13.409 --> 00:50:16.309
dude. What algorithm are you on? Nothing, dude.

00:50:16.789 --> 00:50:18.949
No, that's like when you post something to your

00:50:18.949 --> 00:50:21.250
story, people can go to your account. I mean,

00:50:21.289 --> 00:50:23.730
like I post like I haven't posted a meme that

00:50:23.730 --> 00:50:25.650
even mentions like killing yourself in a while

00:50:25.650 --> 00:50:27.769
because I realize that those memes are kind of

00:50:27.769 --> 00:50:30.750
like. i've never i've never felt suicidal in

00:50:30.750 --> 00:50:33.989
my entire life i certainly don't right now well

00:50:33.989 --> 00:50:36.710
i haven't but like i i found a lot of those memes

00:50:36.710 --> 00:50:39.070
funny when i worked at like our all previous

00:50:39.070 --> 00:50:41.550
employer and like i'd share those things all

00:50:41.550 --> 00:50:43.489
the time nobody ever fucking checked in on me

00:50:43.489 --> 00:50:45.550
then now it's like i post something where it'll

00:50:45.550 --> 00:50:47.889
be like me after watching like the sabers game

00:50:47.889 --> 00:50:51.829
and it'll be like some like contact the helpline

00:50:52.759 --> 00:50:55.139
Alright, well don't go doing all that. Let's

00:50:55.139 --> 00:50:56.920
see what it's all about. I was going on there

00:50:56.920 --> 00:51:00.219
to show you pictures of my Volvos. Let's see

00:51:00.219 --> 00:51:02.000
things that others have found helpful. Or reach

00:51:02.000 --> 00:51:05.079
out to a friend. Who do you want to reach out

00:51:05.079 --> 00:51:07.320
to? Fucking prank call the suicide hotline again.

00:51:07.639 --> 00:51:09.679
Hey, give me that fucking thing back. What are

00:51:09.679 --> 00:51:14.340
you doing over here? Where are you going with

00:51:14.340 --> 00:51:17.820
that? He's going to Nightmoves. I'm just kind

00:51:17.820 --> 00:51:21.079
of thinking of jumping off the Henry Johnson

00:51:21.079 --> 00:51:25.380
Bridge tonight. Yes, I had whacker plates on

00:51:25.380 --> 00:51:28.320
it. Oh, shit. How many tickets did you get in

00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:31.500
it? None. Yeah, the whacker plates work. Dude,

00:51:31.519 --> 00:51:33.280
that's what I was going to say. I might legitimately

00:51:33.280 --> 00:51:37.139
get whacker plates again. Dude, when I see them,

00:51:37.139 --> 00:51:38.659
I'm just like, what a fucking tool. Yeah, but

00:51:38.659 --> 00:51:44.400
it's pretty much like a... You see a blue light

00:51:44.400 --> 00:51:46.119
in there too, but dude, it was a fucking clean

00:51:46.119 --> 00:51:48.059
car. That thing had some get up and go to it

00:51:48.059 --> 00:51:50.159
too. I didn't have the V8 version of it. My mom

00:51:50.159 --> 00:51:54.519
had an XC90 from 2008, I think. That was a fucking

00:51:54.519 --> 00:51:56.059
great car. That was the Jeep. That was the one

00:51:56.059 --> 00:51:58.719
I had in between, but this was, I believe it

00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:00.840
was my first post ever. I could be wrong, but

00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:05.219
I think my car was, I don't know if that would

00:52:05.219 --> 00:52:06.860
be, no, it would have been true. Dude, I had

00:52:06.860 --> 00:52:09.760
a V70. That thing was fucking beautiful. Yep,

00:52:09.780 --> 00:52:13.260
that's my V70. Oh yeah, I had the older Boxer.

00:52:13.260 --> 00:52:15.500
Which one's the V7? Oh, the one with the flip

00:52:15.500 --> 00:52:18.019
-up back seats. I don't know if the seats flipped

00:52:18.019 --> 00:52:21.559
up, but it had the windshield wipers on the headlights.

00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:26.139
One of the trims did it. It was similar to that,

00:52:26.179 --> 00:52:30.579
but boxier. Which one's the V70? It was the wagon.

00:52:30.920 --> 00:52:33.460
Oh, it was the wagon. They used to call them

00:52:33.460 --> 00:52:36.679
turbo bricks. This was my first car, that one.

00:52:36.820 --> 00:52:40.099
I fucking miss that thing so bad. I like the

00:52:41.099 --> 00:52:43.780
s uh s60s they're probably my favorite volvos

00:52:43.780 --> 00:52:48.159
um i also like the um what's it the s70s is that

00:52:48.159 --> 00:52:50.400
like the that's the sedan that's the sedan yeah

00:52:50.400 --> 00:52:53.019
yeah the s60 is also a sedan let me see if i

00:52:53.019 --> 00:52:54.980
don't know if volvo has a coupe do they does

00:52:54.980 --> 00:52:56.880
volvo have a coupe i don't know they have that

00:52:56.880 --> 00:52:59.559
weird hatchback thing oh the one that was in

00:52:59.559 --> 00:53:02.500
twilight i don't know it's got a big like back

00:53:02.500 --> 00:53:05.579
window it's the xc not it's the xc60 i think

00:53:05.579 --> 00:53:09.119
oh maybe that's it yeah yeah yeah because dude

00:53:09.119 --> 00:53:11.840
like I, I, yeah, the car that I learned to drive

00:53:11.840 --> 00:53:14.980
on was a fucking XC 90. My mom's like 2000 X

00:53:14.980 --> 00:53:19.360
2008 XC 90. And me and my brother, my brother

00:53:19.360 --> 00:53:22.739
was just born at that point. I was 10. So they

00:53:22.739 --> 00:53:24.639
had to fuck. She, it was the first time that

00:53:24.639 --> 00:53:26.579
I ever saw TVs in the back of a headrest. And

00:53:26.579 --> 00:53:28.980
I was like, this is fucking crazy, man. Yeah.

00:53:29.099 --> 00:53:32.559
This is awesome. Like, yeah, that sucks. This

00:53:32.559 --> 00:53:34.480
is a picture of my truck before it got all banged

00:53:34.480 --> 00:53:36.699
up. That was the one that my brother sold me.

00:53:37.159 --> 00:53:39.599
dude that thing's pretty sweet i had that when

00:53:39.599 --> 00:53:42.159
i came here for a while right yeah oh yeah yeah

00:53:42.159 --> 00:53:45.300
yeah oh man i fucking missed that truck dude

00:53:45.300 --> 00:53:47.500
i've been driving i've been driving my fucking

00:53:47.500 --> 00:53:51.340
my subaru fucking for 10 years now 20 20 i got

00:53:51.340 --> 00:53:53.920
in 2016 fuck renewable energy i want my truck

00:53:53.920 --> 00:53:56.599
back i completely lied well now gas is cheap

00:53:56.599 --> 00:53:59.059
yeah so wait until well you could have the best

00:53:59.059 --> 00:54:00.880
of both worlds you keep the prius and get a truck

00:54:00.880 --> 00:54:04.219
you know yeah And then it's like when the gas

00:54:04.219 --> 00:54:05.960
goes back up. But then you're playing insurance

00:54:05.960 --> 00:54:09.280
for both. Yeah. I really think my next car is

00:54:09.280 --> 00:54:11.460
going to be a Volvo. I'm not kidding. Dude, Volvos

00:54:11.460 --> 00:54:14.699
are like understated, which is awesome. Yeah,

00:54:14.739 --> 00:54:18.659
but since China bought them, instead of being

00:54:18.659 --> 00:54:21.559
in Sweden, it's in China now. Is it? Yeah, they

00:54:21.559 --> 00:54:24.019
went down in quality. Oh, is it like Tata Motors

00:54:24.019 --> 00:54:26.590
or something? Yeah, they went down in quality

00:54:26.590 --> 00:54:29.369
pretty heavy. That's bullshit. What I heard,

00:54:29.409 --> 00:54:31.949
though, it's still all Swedish design, and they

00:54:31.949 --> 00:54:33.409
kept all the parts and everything. They did,

00:54:33.570 --> 00:54:35.889
but they cheaped out on a lot of other things,

00:54:35.989 --> 00:54:39.909
too. The engine that was in my fucking V70, that

00:54:39.909 --> 00:54:42.210
thing was probably the most reliable engine I've

00:54:42.210 --> 00:54:45.079
ever had. No, it's an inline five. It was an

00:54:45.079 --> 00:54:47.940
inline five. Dude, it's a weird engine, but the

00:54:47.940 --> 00:54:50.059
thing was in. Yeah, because because my dad has

00:54:50.059 --> 00:54:53.440
a 2016 S60R designer 2015 and it's a fucking

00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:57.730
inline turbocharged fucking inline six. And I'm

00:54:57.730 --> 00:55:00.429
like, that's a fucking weird engine, man. Yeah,

00:55:00.449 --> 00:55:02.670
yeah. I'm trying to see. Wait, no, it's an inline

00:55:02.670 --> 00:55:05.309
five. It's an inline six. No, inline five. No,

00:55:05.369 --> 00:55:08.230
the R design for that year was an inline six

00:55:08.230 --> 00:55:11.070
with turbocharged. Inline six is a pretty normal

00:55:11.070 --> 00:55:13.130
setup, but I know that they were known for having

00:55:13.130 --> 00:55:15.210
inline fives. They were inline fives, but because

00:55:15.210 --> 00:55:17.909
they wanted that extra kick for the R design,

00:55:18.190 --> 00:55:21.250
they made it an inline six with a turbocharger.

00:55:21.429 --> 00:55:25.739
Huh. And that thing fucking kicks. I've driven

00:55:25.739 --> 00:55:27.820
that a few times. See, my dad has that, and he

00:55:27.820 --> 00:55:33.239
has a Maserati, I think a Maserati Ghibli Supersport.

00:55:33.460 --> 00:55:35.619
Your dad has a Maserati? Yeah, it's in his garage.

00:55:35.920 --> 00:55:38.699
Really? Yeah. No shit. Yeah, it's fucking awesome.

00:55:38.760 --> 00:55:41.519
Where did he get that? The Maserati dealership

00:55:41.519 --> 00:55:45.300
in Saratoga. Wait a second. My fucking Maserati.

00:55:45.300 --> 00:55:48.469
What year is this? It's 2018. Your dad's got

00:55:48.469 --> 00:55:51.050
a 2018 Maserati? Yeah. Why didn't you tell us

00:55:51.050 --> 00:55:53.550
this, bro? I thought you knew. Damn, I would

00:55:53.550 --> 00:55:56.150
have treated you way differently. No, I'm just

00:55:56.150 --> 00:56:00.949
joking. That's a status symbol, Tyler. But yeah,

00:56:00.969 --> 00:56:06.630
my dad has a 2018 Maserati Ghibli 20 Supersport.

00:56:06.750 --> 00:56:09.760
Wow. It's fucking crazy, dude. That's fucking,

00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:11.219
you should ask him to borrow it and drive it

00:56:11.219 --> 00:56:14.320
here. I have driven it. It's fucking crazy. Damn.

00:56:14.719 --> 00:56:16.780
Like, if I actually start making more money at

00:56:16.780 --> 00:56:19.320
work, like I start making that six -figure salary,

00:56:19.500 --> 00:56:21.119
I'm going to buy it off him. Yeah. Because I

00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:24.110
really want it. Well. Dude, the thing with Maseratis

00:56:24.110 --> 00:56:26.610
is they're so fucking unreliable. They are. They're

00:56:26.610 --> 00:56:28.650
terribly unreliable. He doesn't have a picture.

00:56:28.750 --> 00:56:31.849
He's in a red wagon. No, because he keeps it

00:56:31.849 --> 00:56:33.610
in the garage during the wintertime and he doesn't

00:56:33.610 --> 00:56:35.829
drive it. So the battery dies every fucking year.

00:56:35.949 --> 00:56:37.789
So he has to buy a new fucking battery every

00:56:37.789 --> 00:56:40.630
fucking year. Damn. And those batteries are like

00:56:40.630 --> 00:56:42.829
a fucking couple grand because of fucking super

00:56:42.829 --> 00:56:45.869
fucking whatever battery. And I'm like, dude,

00:56:46.030 --> 00:56:49.889
that sucks. Dude, what made him want that? Wait

00:56:49.889 --> 00:56:54.559
a second. Hold on. Super Sport. Which Maserati?

00:56:54.579 --> 00:56:57.440
Let me see. I think it's a Ghibli. I gotta look

00:56:57.440 --> 00:56:59.639
this up. Yeah, it's a Maserati Ghibli Super Sport,

00:56:59.800 --> 00:57:01.380
I believe. They have one that's just fucking

00:57:01.380 --> 00:57:03.960
sharp looking. Oh, it looks like a fucking shark,

00:57:04.059 --> 00:57:06.159
dude. It looks like a fucking shark. It's awesome.

00:57:07.440 --> 00:57:10.139
I always forget how to spell Maserati. Maserati.

00:57:10.340 --> 00:57:12.340
Well, while you're looking this up, I gotta say,

00:57:12.500 --> 00:57:15.739
nothing has really made my autism more clear

00:57:15.739 --> 00:57:19.010
to me. than trying to watch a 24 -hour motorsport

00:57:19.010 --> 00:57:23.590
race in the living room with my fiancé. It really

00:57:23.590 --> 00:57:26.309
just sinks in. When I just hear the shit that

00:57:26.309 --> 00:57:27.789
comes out of my mouth, I'll be like, oh yeah,

00:57:27.849 --> 00:57:29.769
the Porsche's got four in the field in the hypercar

00:57:29.769 --> 00:57:32.650
class, but then in the GT3, they're kind of lacking.

00:57:32.769 --> 00:57:36.010
The used version of this car is $20 ,000 now?

00:57:36.269 --> 00:57:38.389
Dude, I've been getting autistic in a motorsport.

00:57:38.650 --> 00:57:43.449
F125, I like that game. MSRP is $160 ,000? Yeah,

00:57:43.469 --> 00:57:46.559
it was crazy, dude. Jesus, that's a house, bro.

00:57:47.260 --> 00:57:49.460
Is this like a midlife crisis kind of thing?

00:57:49.480 --> 00:57:51.440
It was a midlife crisis car. Yeah. That's what

00:57:51.440 --> 00:57:54.360
it was. 100 % midlife crisis car. Because he's

00:57:54.360 --> 00:57:55.679
like, I'm getting older and I got to have some

00:57:55.679 --> 00:57:58.460
fun before I die. Yeah. Every dude has that.

00:57:58.599 --> 00:58:01.099
I told CC, there's been a couple cars I pointed

00:58:01.099 --> 00:58:03.260
at when I see what I got. Yeah, that's the exact

00:58:03.260 --> 00:58:06.739
one he's got. I told Cece that if she ever sees

00:58:06.739 --> 00:58:09.960
me driving a Cadillac Escalade, I'm having a

00:58:09.960 --> 00:58:12.619
fucking midnight crisis. Because I've always

00:58:12.619 --> 00:58:16.659
wanted a Cadillac so bad. My brother's actually

00:58:16.659 --> 00:58:18.179
got one for sale right now. You want to see it?

00:58:18.440 --> 00:58:21.159
Yeah. Let me show you. Dude, Cadillacs are fucking

00:58:21.159 --> 00:58:24.139
badass, man. He's driving it right now. He bought

00:58:24.139 --> 00:58:27.860
it for the dealership. Cadillacs are like the

00:58:27.860 --> 00:58:31.519
only reliable... car that yes they don't make

00:58:31.519 --> 00:58:34.579
them in america how are these only 20 grand now

00:58:34.579 --> 00:58:37.940
well maserati like any sports car like that oh

00:58:37.940 --> 00:58:40.840
drops significantly but it depreciates super

00:58:40.840 --> 00:58:43.659
quick yeah it's still fuck you want to know what

00:58:43.659 --> 00:58:46.980
doesn't dan what's that toyota priuses subarus

00:58:46.980 --> 00:58:52.639
do just not super bad he's doing like a walk

00:58:52.639 --> 00:58:55.019
around showing me He just picked it up at the

00:58:55.019 --> 00:58:57.440
auction. You got to get it blacked out. You got

00:58:57.440 --> 00:58:59.219
to get it blacked out. Well, he's not keeping

00:58:59.219 --> 00:59:02.400
it. He's selling it. How much? I think he picked

00:59:02.400 --> 00:59:06.800
it up for 21. So it's either the year's 21 or

00:59:06.800 --> 00:59:08.300
he picked it up for 21. I'll have to ask him.

00:59:08.420 --> 00:59:10.420
Is that your brother? I'm very intrigued. I'm

00:59:10.420 --> 00:59:12.139
not going to lie. Yeah, I'll talk to him for

00:59:12.139 --> 00:59:13.880
you. I mean, I can give you his number. He's

00:59:13.880 --> 00:59:18.940
a dealer. I don't give a fuck, man. No, he's

00:59:18.940 --> 00:59:20.139
just showing me how clean it is. What do you

00:59:20.139 --> 00:59:22.309
think he'd sell it for? I don't know what the

00:59:22.309 --> 00:59:24.349
price is. There's no way it's 21. I'm buying

00:59:24.349 --> 00:59:25.849
it. Dude, that thing's in such nice shape. Dude,

00:59:25.849 --> 00:59:27.829
we gotta get one for our fucking... Let me look

00:59:27.829 --> 00:59:30.849
at it. CeCe's gonna be like, I didn't think the

00:59:30.849 --> 00:59:33.230
midlife crisis would come this way. Look at the

00:59:33.230 --> 00:59:39.469
inside. He sounds like you. Holy shit. Same like

00:59:39.469 --> 00:59:42.869
Cadence. Oh. Let me see what he said. We've got

00:59:42.869 --> 00:59:45.889
to get one for the podcast because we've got

00:59:45.889 --> 00:59:47.650
to start that cult like Dan was talking about.

00:59:47.969 --> 00:59:50.670
I'm horrible at haggling. We made some money

00:59:50.670 --> 00:59:52.769
from the podcast, actually. We've got to start

00:59:52.769 --> 00:59:56.210
that cult. Was it Echelon or something? Yeah,

00:59:56.210 --> 00:59:58.889
the Echelon. You guys have got to buy the Bohemian

00:59:58.889 --> 01:00:02.010
Grieve Grove t -shirt. Bohemian Grieve. The Bohemian

01:00:02.010 --> 01:00:03.929
Grieve. The Bohemian Grieve t -shirt is down

01:00:03.929 --> 01:00:07.050
on our website. It's actually up on our website

01:00:07.050 --> 01:00:10.739
now. 4thwall .com slash Untitled Podcast. I think

01:00:10.739 --> 01:00:12.539
now would be a good time for a break, though.

01:00:12.739 --> 01:00:15.880
Sure. I'm just trying to read the room here.

01:00:15.940 --> 01:00:17.659
I'm not trying to push things along. Let's see

01:00:17.659 --> 01:00:21.440
how much money we made. How much did we get?

01:00:22.300 --> 01:00:29.960
$4 .52, everybody. Paid out $5 .50 and $9 .37

01:00:29.960 --> 01:00:35.599
in the bank. How much? It's like almost $26K

01:00:35.599 --> 01:00:39.329
for... then there's 77 ,000 miles on it. What

01:00:39.329 --> 01:00:44.070
year is it? 2016. Oh, shit. That's old. That's

01:00:44.070 --> 01:00:46.289
old for that price, too. I mean, dude, he knows

01:00:46.289 --> 01:00:50.179
what he can solve for. and he's gonna get that

01:00:50.179 --> 01:00:52.619
oh yeah dude with how sharp that thing is on

01:00:52.619 --> 01:00:54.599
the out because the escalates fucking so the

01:00:54.599 --> 01:00:56.639
new ones really don't look at us the new ones

01:00:56.639 --> 01:00:58.619
really talking about cars for like fucking 15

01:00:58.619 --> 01:01:00.760
minutes and he's losing i love how you derailed

01:01:00.760 --> 01:01:02.300
me though because i was about to go on a spiel

01:01:02.300 --> 01:01:05.440
about the 24 hour races that i know that sense

01:01:05.440 --> 01:01:08.219
of autism does not appeal to any of you but it

01:01:08.219 --> 01:01:10.360
was a spotlight on me when i was watching it

01:01:10.360 --> 01:01:12.889
i was like i gotta fucking This ain't normal.

01:01:13.190 --> 01:01:15.869
I should be watching this. We made about $16.

01:01:16.389 --> 01:01:21.269
Yeah, baby! Double digits! Wow! Not including

01:01:21.269 --> 01:01:24.650
my... Quadruple if you count cents, Tyler. Let's

01:01:24.650 --> 01:01:27.150
go! No, there's $18 from when I bought these

01:01:27.150 --> 01:01:29.289
t -shirts. Wait, you gotta round down now, actually.

01:01:29.409 --> 01:01:32.170
I got the George Bush shirt, so $18 plus $6,

01:01:32.170 --> 01:01:40.510
man. Is it $9 .11? How many shirts have you sold?

01:01:40.590 --> 01:01:45.869
I only bought the two that I bought. I wouldn't

01:01:45.869 --> 01:01:47.230
even want to haggle them. I'd waste his time.

01:01:48.269 --> 01:01:53.630
If you buy some t -shirts, 15 or 20 % or something

01:01:53.630 --> 01:01:57.630
goes to us. They have the manufacturing quality

01:01:57.630 --> 01:02:01.199
of a Cadillac. or a Mercedes. Like, they're nuts.

01:02:01.800 --> 01:02:03.559
Heated leather seats. You're talking about Volvo.

01:02:03.679 --> 01:02:06.039
Yeah. Yeah, my first car was like a fucking 2006.

01:02:06.340 --> 01:02:08.559
It had heated leather seats, a steering wheel,

01:02:08.659 --> 01:02:11.960
like a heated steering wheel. um rear heating

01:02:11.960 --> 01:02:14.539
and air conditioning it had like a six cd changer

01:02:14.539 --> 01:02:16.920
which at the time was like the shit and like

01:02:16.920 --> 01:02:19.320
for me nostalgic wise i fucking love that i collect

01:02:19.320 --> 01:02:21.760
cds so i just pop six of them in there do they

01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:24.079
have like the nicest seats i feel like of any

01:02:24.079 --> 01:02:27.619
car i've had dude they drive so smooth and they're

01:02:27.619 --> 01:02:30.500
quick they're quick they are they drive like

01:02:30.500 --> 01:02:33.460
a brick they do drive like a brick but like you

01:02:33.460 --> 01:02:35.239
feel the weight of the car when you're driving

01:02:35.239 --> 01:02:37.519
i also like the wooden steering wheel very heavy

01:02:37.849 --> 01:02:39.369
The wooden steering wheels, those are typically

01:02:39.369 --> 01:02:41.670
on their executive trim vehicles. Dude, it's

01:02:41.670 --> 01:02:45.769
so nice. Because my mom had the epoxy. Dude,

01:02:45.929 --> 01:02:47.710
it was so fucking cool because that was the car

01:02:47.710 --> 01:02:49.949
I learned to drive on. So I was just like, ooh,

01:02:50.030 --> 01:02:52.769
and it had the finger inlays in it. Yeah, it's

01:02:52.769 --> 01:02:54.250
cool. And I was like, ooh. Don't even make me

01:02:54.250 --> 01:02:56.050
want one. It's so fucking bad. Dude, but the

01:02:56.050 --> 01:02:58.769
nice wood feel, I was like, oh, that feels nice.

01:02:59.110 --> 01:03:02.050
Yeah, my dad wrecked my V70. That was the only

01:03:02.050 --> 01:03:03.710
one that I ever had that had the wooden wheel.

01:03:03.829 --> 01:03:06.510
That one was a little bit older than the other

01:03:06.510 --> 01:03:10.329
cars. But my dad, I played in like a fucking,

01:03:10.429 --> 01:03:12.650
it was actually that basketball game I brought

01:03:12.650 --> 01:03:14.710
up like a bunch of podcasts ago where like my

01:03:14.710 --> 01:03:17.289
buddy's dad died right before it. And it was

01:03:17.289 --> 01:03:20.889
like a miracle game and we lost like in the most

01:03:20.889 --> 01:03:23.929
devastating way. My dad drove on the way back

01:03:23.929 --> 01:03:27.389
because we were all feeling it. Obliterated a

01:03:27.389 --> 01:03:30.230
deer on River Road in Selkirk, which is a death

01:03:30.230 --> 01:03:32.489
trap of a fucking road going back to Ravina.

01:03:33.010 --> 01:03:35.610
Totaled the fucking car. And then I was a Prius

01:03:35.610 --> 01:03:38.690
guy. That was when my dad was like, fuck Volvo,

01:03:38.769 --> 01:03:41.349
I want Priuses now. Here's another thing we got

01:03:41.349 --> 01:03:44.289
in the podcast. Over 10 ,000 plays now. Wow.

01:03:44.369 --> 01:03:47.849
We just hit it this week. Wow. So my V70. No,

01:03:47.929 --> 01:03:51.809
I'm just joking. 10 ,000 plays, huh? We've been

01:03:51.809 --> 01:03:53.670
talking about the V70s a while. How about the

01:03:53.670 --> 01:03:56.329
XC90? Actually, I bought mine off Jeff Campos.

01:03:56.750 --> 01:04:00.150
Really? Yeah. My first V70. Well, my only V70.

01:04:00.489 --> 01:04:03.449
But, dude, I think it was actually my 21st birthday.

01:04:04.000 --> 01:04:07.460
the same i had a rough i roughed that week was

01:04:07.460 --> 01:04:10.800
loaded dude i wrecked it i i think i kind of

01:04:10.800 --> 01:04:12.820
like dozed off at the wheel didn't have my seat

01:04:12.820 --> 01:04:15.440
belt on drove into the ditch stopped fucking

01:04:15.440 --> 01:04:17.280
dead in the ditch dude because it hit one of

01:04:17.280 --> 01:04:19.719
those like like somebody's driveway as it was

01:04:19.719 --> 01:04:21.559
crossing the yeah yeah yeah like dead into the

01:04:21.559 --> 01:04:23.719
ditch bounced my face off the fucking steering

01:04:23.719 --> 01:04:25.679
wheel i was like dude i don't know if i'm okay

01:04:25.679 --> 01:04:29.559
i gotta call 9 -1 -1 I call 911 for an ambulance

01:04:29.559 --> 01:04:31.860
and they come and write me fucking the police

01:04:31.860 --> 01:04:33.780
came and wrote me a ticket. Why? I was like,

01:04:33.820 --> 01:04:38.519
dude, I called for an ambulance. Oh, you wanted

01:04:38.519 --> 01:04:40.139
an ambulance? I'm like, yeah, I don't want a

01:04:40.139 --> 01:04:43.420
fucking ticket, bro. They called the fly car

01:04:43.420 --> 01:04:45.039
out there. I don't have a fly car out to come

01:04:45.039 --> 01:04:48.219
check me out. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm actually,

01:04:48.420 --> 01:04:51.139
I want to go the fuck home. That's so funny.

01:04:51.599 --> 01:04:54.820
What? You met an ambulance? Oh, fuck. Oh, like,

01:04:54.900 --> 01:04:59.760
dude, sometimes. Nice job, Dispatch. Yeah. Dude,

01:04:59.880 --> 01:05:03.159
no. In my current job, there's been a couple

01:05:03.159 --> 01:05:05.280
ones where I'd be like, yeah, head -on collision

01:05:05.280 --> 01:05:08.119
on this intersection. You're like, oh, it's pretty

01:05:08.119 --> 01:05:09.880
high speed. They're like, it's property damage

01:05:09.880 --> 01:05:12.440
only. Nothing going on there. There is airbag

01:05:12.440 --> 01:05:14.880
deployment, though. We'll just be like, let's

01:05:14.880 --> 01:05:18.719
get in the rig. This is 100 % like a fucking

01:05:18.719 --> 01:05:21.880
thing. It always is, too. Airbags don't just

01:05:21.880 --> 01:05:26.699
pop and then everything's okay. When I got fucking

01:05:26.699 --> 01:05:28.599
T -boned in the ambulance, none of the airbags

01:05:28.599 --> 01:05:31.039
went off. I'm like, there's no shot that these

01:05:31.039 --> 01:05:33.500
are working. So Mohawk, I shouldn't say the name,

01:05:33.579 --> 01:05:35.900
bleep that out. The ambulance company we used

01:05:35.900 --> 01:05:43.119
to work at, the Chevys and the Fords, they never

01:05:43.119 --> 01:05:46.539
had a single airbag deployment. Ever. Ever. Not

01:05:46.539 --> 01:05:48.159
one of them had an airbag deployment. Yeah, in

01:05:48.159 --> 01:05:51.369
the Ford Transit, I... I fucking hit that shit

01:05:51.369 --> 01:05:54.050
hard. I got T -boned. I always talk about like

01:05:54.050 --> 01:05:55.630
I didn't get hit that hard. I got fucking smoked

01:05:55.630 --> 01:05:57.530
in that thing. I got smoked in that and I didn't

01:05:57.530 --> 01:05:59.230
know airbag. I broke my nose. It was the same

01:05:59.230 --> 01:06:02.210
one. It was the same. Yeah, it was. It was the

01:06:02.210 --> 01:06:04.670
blood bus. At least one of the four transits

01:06:04.670 --> 01:06:06.969
didn't have airbags. Yeah, I broke my fucking

01:06:06.969 --> 01:06:10.289
nose. I broke my nose. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, dude,

01:06:10.389 --> 01:06:12.889
I fucking got smoked by a fucking snowplow in

01:06:12.889 --> 01:06:15.409
an ambulance. Wow. That fucking hurt. And it

01:06:15.409 --> 01:06:17.210
was like one of the snowplows, the fucking like

01:06:17.210 --> 01:06:20.360
the V -shaped one. I got fucking. smoked and

01:06:20.360 --> 01:06:22.340
like I got because I just looked over I go oh

01:06:22.340 --> 01:06:26.119
fuck while his partner was giving a radio report

01:06:26.119 --> 01:06:29.860
and the kid was a fucking clown I'm not gonna

01:06:29.860 --> 01:06:32.780
you were loaded oh I was loaded oh shit yeah

01:06:32.780 --> 01:06:34.579
but like I was doing when I actually got fucked

01:06:34.579 --> 01:06:36.920
up from it because I just looked over oh fuck

01:06:36.920 --> 01:06:40.500
boom I smacked my nose off pop like it didn't

01:06:40.500 --> 01:06:43.380
pop out but like snap to the side I was like

01:06:43.380 --> 01:06:48.949
oh god Motherfucker! And then fucking the dude

01:06:48.949 --> 01:06:50.449
peeks his head through the fucking window and

01:06:50.449 --> 01:06:53.130
goes, did we just get hit? Yeah! What do you

01:06:53.130 --> 01:06:56.349
think happened? Did the cyberpunk 2077 yourself

01:06:56.349 --> 01:07:02.130
from the street hit? I did! Okay! Yeah, because

01:07:02.130 --> 01:07:04.150
fucking Dunham came up to me and he's just like,

01:07:04.250 --> 01:07:06.389
he's like, did your nose broke? And I'm like,

01:07:06.409 --> 01:07:09.050
I said it. It's fine. Yeah, whatever. Get in

01:07:09.050 --> 01:07:10.949
the car. We're taking a drug test. He's a good

01:07:10.949 --> 01:07:13.690
dude. Yeah. Yeah, I had to take a drug test for

01:07:13.690 --> 01:07:15.989
that. No, of course you did. And then I went

01:07:15.989 --> 01:07:18.670
in and then fucking Dosh came over. He's like,

01:07:18.730 --> 01:07:20.250
you sure you're not going to piss hot? I'm like,

01:07:20.349 --> 01:07:24.510
what the? No. He's like, he's like, he's like,

01:07:24.550 --> 01:07:26.550
you want coke or something? I'm like, no, that's

01:07:26.550 --> 01:07:29.269
just how I am. I have ADHD. He's like, you sure?

01:07:30.699 --> 01:07:32.340
I'm pretty sure we can find a way around it.

01:07:32.380 --> 01:07:35.500
If you are like, no, you should help you out.

01:07:35.599 --> 01:07:38.280
Yeah. He was pissed at me the time that, cause

01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:39.539
he's like, you're not, you're not going to have

01:07:39.539 --> 01:07:41.079
any problems with it. I'm like, no, of course

01:07:41.079 --> 01:07:42.820
not. And then that was the whole urine temperature

01:07:42.820 --> 01:07:45.079
incident. Oh yeah. It wasn't even the contents

01:07:45.079 --> 01:07:46.719
of my urine. And they put me on the one page

01:07:46.719 --> 01:07:48.480
suspension and everything. I was like, Dodge,

01:07:48.559 --> 01:07:51.420
I am telling you like they're like, they're fucking

01:07:51.420 --> 01:07:54.659
crazy. I'm not like, I'm not schizophrenic. Like

01:07:54.659 --> 01:07:56.780
if I fucking did it, I know I'm getting fired.

01:07:56.940 --> 01:07:59.400
Why would I lie to you? I promise you, I did

01:07:59.400 --> 01:08:02.480
not piss. like literally any other time i would

01:08:02.480 --> 01:08:05.280
have and i pissed hot but not like temperature

01:08:05.280 --> 01:08:07.980
wise like this is a very good time for me to

01:08:07.980 --> 01:08:09.900
have gotten into an accident because any other

01:08:09.900 --> 01:08:12.239
time i would have been fucked but like no i'm

01:08:12.239 --> 01:08:14.179
good yeah but like he took me so i was like you're

01:08:14.179 --> 01:08:17.359
you're not a coke right i'm like no he's like

01:08:17.359 --> 01:08:21.779
you sure he always i remember a couple conversations

01:08:21.779 --> 01:08:24.760
with we work on an ambulance and we'd start to

01:08:24.760 --> 01:08:27.140
get like a little chummy and he'd be like hey

01:08:27.140 --> 01:08:32.109
man like your buddy Tyler. You don't think he's

01:08:32.109 --> 01:08:35.890
got like a drug bank? No, no. I'm like, I thought

01:08:35.890 --> 01:08:37.789
that for the longest time. I'm like, Tyler is

01:08:37.789 --> 01:08:40.170
the most straight edge guy I know. Cigarettes

01:08:40.170 --> 01:08:42.970
only. Yeah. And at that point, I don't even think

01:08:42.970 --> 01:08:44.810
you were smoking. I don't even think you had

01:08:44.810 --> 01:08:47.409
your vape at that point. Like, no, I, I, I was

01:08:47.409 --> 01:08:49.970
vaping well before I started Mohawk. So I was

01:08:49.970 --> 01:08:52.050
ripping cigs, but like, you didn't have the cloud

01:08:52.050 --> 01:08:54.270
blaster. So you might've been onto this. Yeah.

01:08:54.289 --> 01:08:56.949
I told him like, there's no way. It's like, I'm

01:08:56.949 --> 01:08:59.289
trying. to do shit. I've wanted to drink and

01:08:59.289 --> 01:09:01.890
smoke with Tyler so many times and he has always

01:09:01.890 --> 01:09:04.210
turned me away. Like, there's no shot. Like,

01:09:04.210 --> 01:09:06.869
are you sure he's not hiding coke from you? Like,

01:09:06.949 --> 01:09:10.829
no. Yeah, he was 100 % convinced that I was on

01:09:10.829 --> 01:09:13.069
coke. He's like, you're not giving him your Adderall,

01:09:13.149 --> 01:09:16.850
right? Yeah, he was 100 % convinced. 100 % convinced

01:09:16.850 --> 01:09:18.229
that I was on coke and I'm like, that's just

01:09:18.229 --> 01:09:20.050
how I am. When I met you for the first couple

01:09:20.050 --> 01:09:22.409
months, I was completely convinced, dude. I thought,

01:09:22.550 --> 01:09:25.489
dude, why does anybody think I'm on coke? Just

01:09:25.489 --> 01:09:28.189
a lot of energy, bro. Okay. The energy you brought

01:09:28.189 --> 01:09:30.109
tonight, which by the way, I haven't seen in

01:09:30.109 --> 01:09:32.010
a while outside of the group chat. I kind of

01:09:32.010 --> 01:09:33.310
figured you were going to bring a performance

01:09:33.310 --> 01:09:36.210
like this here tonight, but I swear to God, like.

01:09:36.640 --> 01:09:39.020
You, you were on some, I mean, we both were,

01:09:39.079 --> 01:09:41.380
we both were very different people. I feel like

01:09:41.380 --> 01:09:43.520
Casey is more or less remained. Casey's just

01:09:43.520 --> 01:09:47.199
been the same guy. Casey's eight years old going,

01:09:47.300 --> 01:09:49.460
you know, I think communism is actually a pretty

01:09:49.460 --> 01:09:53.760
good thing. His voice was that deep at eight.

01:09:53.880 --> 01:09:57.079
We were all like, actually not like to like a

01:09:57.079 --> 01:09:59.420
degree where we were getting like, well, outside

01:09:59.420 --> 01:10:01.079
of the lighter incident, we never really got

01:10:01.079 --> 01:10:02.699
pissed off at one another, but we were kind of

01:10:02.699 --> 01:10:04.979
violent with one another too. Oh yeah. Like when

01:10:04.979 --> 01:10:07.569
we had fucking, uh, delta bravo's cane in the

01:10:07.569 --> 01:10:09.909
station we would kick the shit out of one another

01:10:09.909 --> 01:10:12.050
with that thing that cane oh yeah the first time

01:10:12.050 --> 01:10:14.550
i ever met leroy was you smashed that fucking

01:10:14.550 --> 01:10:17.010
cane off his shin like as hard as you could yeah

01:10:17.010 --> 01:10:22.000
we walked in and you're like hey buddy He walked

01:10:22.000 --> 01:10:23.680
out and got kicked back because that was when

01:10:23.680 --> 01:10:26.680
you were on your fucking, you got fucking deported

01:10:26.680 --> 01:10:29.039
to the other side of the world for a while. And

01:10:29.039 --> 01:10:31.800
he was like, that fucking guy is such a dick.

01:10:32.460 --> 01:10:36.439
He was so serious. I wasn't even friends with

01:10:36.439 --> 01:10:38.800
him yet, but he was so mad. He's venting to his

01:10:38.800 --> 01:10:42.180
training. Why the fuck? Like, I get it if he's

01:10:42.180 --> 01:10:45.579
like, oh, joking, tap, tap. I fall on baseball.

01:10:46.239 --> 01:10:48.699
He went like a solid hit, but that dude, he fucking

01:10:48.699 --> 01:10:51.430
put power into it. Dude, what do you think our

01:10:51.430 --> 01:10:54.470
top five cities are for this podcast? Fucking

01:10:54.470 --> 01:10:59.529
Belgium. No. Shanghai. No. India. Something in

01:10:59.529 --> 01:11:04.010
India. No, there's an Asian. Singapore. Singapore.

01:11:04.090 --> 01:11:06.949
Number one, Singapore. Let's go. Why did you

01:11:06.949 --> 01:11:08.930
guess that? Because I just guessed. What else?

01:11:08.970 --> 01:11:13.890
We got some US. What about LA? Canada. New York.

01:11:15.010 --> 01:11:18.500
Mexico. New York. Houston. France. Norway, Sweden.

01:11:18.640 --> 01:11:21.960
Well, Albany's on there. It's number five. That's

01:11:21.960 --> 01:11:24.119
concerning. Those are real people. Those are

01:11:24.119 --> 01:11:27.279
real people. Oh, my God. I got it. You know,

01:11:27.279 --> 01:11:30.039
there's four people here, so we got one less.

01:11:31.279 --> 01:11:35.239
We got Ashburn, North Carolina, number two. Where

01:11:35.239 --> 01:11:38.779
the fuck is that? I hope we're somebody's inside

01:11:38.779 --> 01:11:40.899
joke. I hope there really is real people that

01:11:40.899 --> 01:11:42.859
listen to us. Columbus, Ohio. Shout out number

01:11:42.859 --> 01:11:46.699
four. And we got Oslo, Norway. Where's the...

01:11:46.699 --> 01:11:48.640
Okay, so I'm going to tell you right now the

01:11:48.640 --> 01:11:51.340
reason Oslo, Norway is number five is because

01:11:51.340 --> 01:11:54.180
of my buddy Kim. Maybe he showed a friend or

01:11:54.180 --> 01:11:56.640
two of his in fucking Norway. In which case...

01:11:57.060 --> 01:12:00.319
Kim, if you hear this, fuck the email. You hear

01:12:00.319 --> 01:12:02.720
me bitch about that enough. Just text me. Text

01:12:02.720 --> 01:12:05.199
me that you heard this. I don't care. Messenger,

01:12:05.279 --> 01:12:08.239
Discord, fucking PlayStation. Let me know you

01:12:08.239 --> 01:12:10.640
listen to this because I will piss my pants laughing,

01:12:10.680 --> 01:12:13.060
Kim. We still got to have you on. The boys would

01:12:13.060 --> 01:12:15.060
have a great time with you here. Dude, we were

01:12:15.060 --> 01:12:17.460
supposed to do a live episode. Well, I think

01:12:17.460 --> 01:12:22.750
it was like for 150, right? Or 200? What? Episode

01:12:22.750 --> 01:12:25.069
150. We're going to do Facebook Live. We did

01:12:25.069 --> 01:12:26.930
one last week. We did a Facebook Live. Yeah,

01:12:27.050 --> 01:12:28.590
I saw. It popped up on your thing? It popped

01:12:28.590 --> 01:12:30.449
up on my thing. Nobody watched it, though. I

01:12:30.449 --> 01:12:34.359
did. No, I did. But we set it up over there on

01:12:34.359 --> 01:12:36.739
Facebook Live for the podcast, not on our names.

01:12:36.779 --> 01:12:38.939
You were the only one that was in frame, by the

01:12:38.939 --> 01:12:41.359
way. Oh, really? Yeah, Casey's like half in frame.

01:12:41.500 --> 01:12:43.520
Well, we got to figure out how to do it more

01:12:43.520 --> 01:12:46.039
officially. You watched. I didn't watch. So you

01:12:46.039 --> 01:12:48.720
can hear and maybe have a camera on each of us

01:12:48.720 --> 01:12:50.920
and then occasionally do a Facebook Live thing.

01:12:51.000 --> 01:12:53.380
You can do a Joe Rogan, dude. Because I was saying

01:12:53.380 --> 01:12:56.239
to Casey last week, sometimes when you get to

01:12:56.239 --> 01:12:58.100
the end of everything, you scroll through on

01:12:58.100 --> 01:13:00.550
Facebook. You get to people just on Facebook

01:13:00.550 --> 01:13:02.369
live, like just fucking around, like playing

01:13:02.369 --> 01:13:04.149
guitar and like doing shit. And there's like

01:13:04.149 --> 01:13:06.489
a lot of people watching. So you could like actually

01:13:06.489 --> 01:13:08.989
get some listeners and people we don't know,

01:13:09.090 --> 01:13:11.770
like in a new pool of people from Facebook live.

01:13:13.829 --> 01:13:16.149
I got to get home. I got to make some salmon.

01:13:16.489 --> 01:13:19.489
So bro, you've been overdue on that salmon. Oh

01:13:19.489 --> 01:13:21.829
fuck. Yeah. No, I'm going to get in trouble.

01:13:21.989 --> 01:13:26.579
All right. I got to go. He did tell you to stay.

01:13:27.359 --> 01:13:30.819
Wait, last thing, Dan. This is something fucking

01:13:30.819 --> 01:13:35.279
funny I found in the Epstein files. Hang me up

01:13:35.279 --> 01:13:37.119
to dry on Jeopardy, by the way. Second episode

01:13:37.119 --> 01:13:41.119
in a fucking row. Somebody was talking to Jeff

01:13:41.119 --> 01:13:43.380
Epstein and Jeff Epstein was like, yeah, Trump's

01:13:43.380 --> 01:13:45.739
going to be there at the party. Don't bring any

01:13:45.739 --> 01:13:49.439
little black girls. You call some boogers. Is

01:13:49.439 --> 01:13:54.840
that really? Yes. Booger? That's unbelievable.

01:13:55.199 --> 01:13:57.600
That's fucking crazy. Well, it's completely believable,

01:13:57.640 --> 01:14:01.079
but absolutely insane. So just bring, but I think

01:14:01.079 --> 01:14:03.199
the more concerning part is what kind of little

01:14:03.199 --> 01:14:06.020
girls are you bringing then? Don't bring those,

01:14:06.140 --> 01:14:08.779
but what kind are we talking about? Jesus Christ.

01:14:09.079 --> 01:14:11.420
This just gets worse. It's getting to the point

01:14:11.420 --> 01:14:13.640
where there's so much evidence. I don't know

01:14:13.640 --> 01:14:16.600
if I can even like, as hard as I'm trying to

01:14:16.600 --> 01:14:19.109
like fucking, I'm like a goalie. Casey's just

01:14:19.109 --> 01:14:21.850
slapping the puck at me and I'm trying to block

01:14:21.850 --> 01:14:30.289
it. I can't keep up, though. Too many pucks coming

01:14:30.289 --> 01:14:32.149
at me. I think I'm going to have to fucking...

01:14:32.149 --> 01:14:36.729
I love it. I love it. Bro's looking like the

01:14:36.729 --> 01:14:39.729
New York Rangers right now. It's our Timmy Panarin

01:14:39.729 --> 01:14:54.960
right there in the flesh. Untitled podcast. I

01:14:54.960 --> 01:14:57.760
don't know. Yeah. Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.

01:14:59.340 --> 01:15:03.659
Fucking through the fire and flames. Here with

01:15:03.659 --> 01:15:10.420
Ali Mack and Tyler. Damn straight. Dragon Force

01:15:10.420 --> 01:15:13.380
through the fire and flames. Tyler, I defeated

01:15:13.380 --> 01:15:16.020
the Ender Dragon yesterday. Without my help?

01:15:16.319 --> 01:15:20.609
No, we can respawn it, actually. Yeah, but I

01:15:20.609 --> 01:15:24.210
fucking kill one sheep I kill one fucking sheep

01:15:24.210 --> 01:15:30.430
and I'm a fucking criminal Five but like what's

01:15:30.430 --> 01:15:33.569
the matter? I Was like I've had enough of this

01:15:33.569 --> 01:15:36.590
motherfucker Yeah, I was just looking at me funny.

01:15:37.069 --> 01:15:40.949
I got the fucking Aletra the way Electra. Yeah

01:15:40.949 --> 01:15:44.470
that you fly around. Yeah You need to make fireworks

01:15:44.470 --> 01:15:48.039
with that Oh, that's how you do it. Yeah. You

01:15:48.039 --> 01:15:49.840
make fireworks and you can just boost yourself

01:15:49.840 --> 01:15:56.220
and fly around. What the fuck? When did this

01:15:56.220 --> 01:15:58.380
come to mind? You can fucking fly in Minecraft.

01:15:58.500 --> 01:16:00.640
When did fireworks get out? You also have a happy

01:16:00.640 --> 01:16:03.779
gas. Yeah, you defeat the Ender Dragon and you

01:16:03.779 --> 01:16:06.520
can go get the Elytra. Which is like a thousand

01:16:06.520 --> 01:16:10.140
blocks away. It's like a pair of wings you can

01:16:10.140 --> 01:16:13.520
glide with. I'm going to be... Use fireworks

01:16:13.520 --> 01:16:16.159
to boost yourself and keep flying. I'm just going

01:16:16.159 --> 01:16:18.579
to be real with you guys. Survival Minecraft

01:16:18.579 --> 01:16:21.359
was always my shit, but I stopped like hardcore

01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:25.199
playing it right before the update with the Ender

01:16:25.199 --> 01:16:28.119
Dragon came out, like the 1 .00 release. That's

01:16:28.119 --> 01:16:30.100
like when I kind of stopped because I played

01:16:30.100 --> 01:16:32.979
so much of it before that and everybody got into

01:16:32.979 --> 01:16:36.859
it and I couldn't like, I don't know. I spent

01:16:36.859 --> 01:16:39.479
like five hours looking for the end portal. I

01:16:39.479 --> 01:16:41.380
couldn't find it in the one near Tyler's house.

01:16:42.270 --> 01:16:43.869
And I couldn't find it in the next one I went

01:16:43.869 --> 01:16:46.529
to. So I went to a third one that was like fucking

01:16:46.529 --> 01:16:49.590
5 ,000 blocks away. And it was like right at

01:16:49.590 --> 01:16:53.890
the bottom. Yeah, I did. I lost interest again

01:16:53.890 --> 01:16:57.449
because like I build like my house and I build

01:16:57.449 --> 01:17:00.550
like my shit. And then I'm just like, okay, I

01:17:00.550 --> 01:17:03.829
built everything that I want to build. Well,

01:17:03.949 --> 01:17:07.750
I'm more objective. I like building. And then

01:17:07.750 --> 01:17:09.779
I'm like. Dude, in order to build some of the

01:17:09.779 --> 01:17:11.100
shit that I want, I'm going to have to fucking

01:17:11.100 --> 01:17:13.899
spend like fucking six hours getting all the

01:17:13.899 --> 01:17:16.319
shit that I need. Like, I had to fucking make

01:17:16.319 --> 01:17:19.899
an entire fucking pale fucking forest or pale

01:17:19.899 --> 01:17:22.699
garden next to my house in order to build what

01:17:22.699 --> 01:17:26.840
I wanted to. And I fucking went 10 ,000 blocks

01:17:26.840 --> 01:17:29.220
in every direction and did not find a single

01:17:29.220 --> 01:17:31.430
pale fucking garden. No, that's why you have

01:17:31.430 --> 01:17:34.189
to build farms. So you build like automatic farms

01:17:34.189 --> 01:17:36.869
to whatever resource you want and that automatically

01:17:36.869 --> 01:17:39.569
gives you a bunch of those resources. Yeah, but

01:17:39.569 --> 01:17:43.069
I had to find a fucking wandering trader. and

01:17:43.069 --> 01:17:45.350
then get fucking a pale sapling and get fucking

01:17:45.350 --> 01:17:48.210
five or four of them. And then I had to pray

01:17:48.210 --> 01:17:51.930
that I got four more saplings. And then I, and

01:17:51.930 --> 01:17:53.970
then after I got a couple of trees that I'm like,

01:17:54.050 --> 01:17:56.489
okay, I can cut down a couple of these. And then

01:17:56.489 --> 01:17:58.090
I would get more and more. And then I ended up

01:17:58.090 --> 01:18:00.210
planting a whole bunch of them, but, and then

01:18:00.210 --> 01:18:03.909
I built my house out of pale, pale, uh, pale,

01:18:04.010 --> 01:18:07.710
uh, oak i think and like i just i prefer the

01:18:07.710 --> 01:18:09.770
way that looks it makes my house like it's like

01:18:09.770 --> 01:18:11.850
that's like the white yeah it's white it's like

01:18:11.850 --> 01:18:15.710
the white tree yeah so i i did that and um because

01:18:15.710 --> 01:18:17.489
my original house was made out of like fucking

01:18:17.489 --> 01:18:19.909
acadia wood or some shit i fucking hate that

01:18:19.909 --> 01:18:22.069
i hate like the orange fucking oh the jungle

01:18:22.069 --> 01:18:24.470
i'm just more focused on the objectives like

01:18:24.470 --> 01:18:26.989
i spent like two weeks mining netherite and diamonds

01:18:26.989 --> 01:18:30.810
yeah that's the shit i love yeah because and

01:18:30.810 --> 01:18:33.229
then he is like he's like can you update the

01:18:33.229 --> 01:18:36.920
uh the trading post. So then he built like a

01:18:36.920 --> 01:18:40.500
square and he was like, can you, can you, can

01:18:40.500 --> 01:18:42.880
you, can you build this? And I'm like, all right.

01:18:42.979 --> 01:18:46.119
So then I built like. I use my autism and I can

01:18:46.119 --> 01:18:48.340
make like the things look nice. He's like, Oh

01:18:48.340 --> 01:18:52.119
yeah, it looks real nice now. But, but like between

01:18:52.119 --> 01:18:54.680
like building things, like I'm like, so I built

01:18:54.680 --> 01:18:58.119
a tower for my, my gas that I have now. And I

01:18:58.119 --> 01:19:01.000
built my house. Yeah. There's happy gas. Now

01:19:01.000 --> 01:19:04.180
that you can fucking happy gas. Oh yeah. I found

01:19:04.180 --> 01:19:06.319
a dried gas in another, just like by itself.

01:19:06.319 --> 01:19:09.000
I've seen that you, you ride on it. Fucking a

01:19:09.000 --> 01:19:12.220
little Aladdin on top. Yeah. That's fucking crazy.

01:19:12.399 --> 01:19:14.550
You have to rehydrate the gas. Yeah, it takes

01:19:14.550 --> 01:19:18.350
20 real -world minutes to do it. Why? Because

01:19:18.350 --> 01:19:20.050
you have to rehydrate it, bro. You have to rehydrate

01:19:20.050 --> 01:19:22.630
it. Yeah. How do you rehydrate it? You just dump

01:19:22.630 --> 01:19:25.710
a bucket of water on it, and it takes 20 minutes?

01:19:25.909 --> 01:19:28.390
Yeah, you have to soak it in the bucket. It takes

01:19:28.390 --> 01:19:30.729
one Minecraft day. It takes one full Minecraft

01:19:30.729 --> 01:19:34.729
day. But a gas is fucking huge. No, a dry gas

01:19:34.729 --> 01:19:36.430
is like a little thing. It's like the size of

01:19:36.430 --> 01:19:41.220
a block. And then the wetter, the more hydrated

01:19:41.220 --> 01:19:43.579
it gets, it starts with a sad face, and then

01:19:43.579 --> 01:19:45.439
it goes to a neutral face, and then it goes to

01:19:45.439 --> 01:19:46.939
a happy face, and then it turns into a happy

01:19:46.939 --> 01:19:48.960
ghast. And then you've got to feed it snowballs,

01:19:49.119 --> 01:19:51.220
and then once you feed it snowballs, then it

01:19:51.220 --> 01:19:53.500
turns into a big ghast, and then you've got to

01:19:53.500 --> 01:19:55.159
put a harness on it, and then you can fly around.

01:19:55.159 --> 01:19:56.880
How do you make it follow you with the snowballs?

01:19:57.020 --> 01:19:58.859
All you've got to do is just have snowballs in

01:19:58.859 --> 01:20:00.779
your hand, and it'll follow you. What is the

01:20:00.779 --> 01:20:05.189
world coming to? I don't know. That's not the

01:20:05.189 --> 01:20:07.949
Minecraft I knew. I feel like such a fucking

01:20:07.949 --> 01:20:10.489
boomer right now. I never got to this point in

01:20:10.489 --> 01:20:13.350
Minecraft, so I defeated the ender dragon, and

01:20:13.350 --> 01:20:15.989
then you have to throw an ender eye in the portal

01:20:15.989 --> 01:20:20.050
to get to the end city. Oh, I just was a dumbass

01:20:20.050 --> 01:20:22.289
and built a thousand blocks out. Like, I built

01:20:22.289 --> 01:20:26.010
a bridge. Oh. Well, I just went to the end yesterday,

01:20:26.149 --> 01:20:28.109
though. Okay, how do you get to the end city?

01:20:28.369 --> 01:20:30.529
The end city, you can either... I thought you

01:20:30.529 --> 01:20:33.460
had to build a... thing you you can either you

01:20:33.460 --> 01:20:36.279
can either throw it and an eye of ender in there

01:20:36.279 --> 01:20:38.760
or a not an eye of ender it's a uh no it's not

01:20:38.760 --> 01:20:42.439
it's a uh you throw an ender pearl into the portal

01:20:42.439 --> 01:20:45.119
i didn't know that you can either do that or

01:20:45.119 --> 01:20:48.899
build a fucking thousand block bridge yeah that's

01:20:48.899 --> 01:20:51.260
what i that's what i yeah that's what i you can

01:20:51.260 --> 01:20:53.739
build a thousand block bridge over to like an

01:20:53.739 --> 01:20:56.100
end island and then you have to just figure it

01:20:56.100 --> 01:20:59.000
out from there but my dumb ass was just like

01:20:59.000 --> 01:21:01.859
well If I fall, I'm fucked. So I'm just going

01:21:01.859 --> 01:21:03.619
to keep fucking... I just kept building a thousand

01:21:03.619 --> 01:21:06.300
block bridge. The ender portals teleport you.

01:21:06.380 --> 01:21:08.539
So if you throw it in the portal, you just...

01:21:08.539 --> 01:21:11.020
Like the one that... The little fountain that

01:21:11.020 --> 01:21:13.060
comes up once you kill the ender dragon, you

01:21:13.060 --> 01:21:14.220
just whip it through that thing? No, it's like

01:21:14.220 --> 01:21:16.159
on the side. No, it's on like the side. It has

01:21:16.159 --> 01:21:18.279
like bedrock around it. Looks like a Call of

01:21:18.279 --> 01:21:22.119
Duty fucking dark ether portal. Yeah. Fucking

01:21:22.119 --> 01:21:28.220
the upside down swing. Yeah, and then... Next,

01:21:28.260 --> 01:21:31.619
we got to get some Tyler, some Elytra or Electra.

01:21:31.720 --> 01:21:34.819
Yeah. And we got to kill the fucking warden because

01:21:34.819 --> 01:21:37.659
I fucking hate that guy. Casey, I have one question

01:21:37.659 --> 01:21:39.300
for you. What do you get for killing the warden?

01:21:39.619 --> 01:21:41.979
You get that. I forget what it's called. That

01:21:41.979 --> 01:21:44.800
one special block. I forget what we can do with

01:21:44.800 --> 01:21:46.579
it, but I don't know. Like the one that looks

01:21:46.579 --> 01:21:50.819
like stars. On our creative world, I figured

01:21:50.819 --> 01:21:52.939
out, because I went on my own creative world

01:21:52.939 --> 01:21:55.520
to do different things to see how I would build

01:21:55.520 --> 01:21:58.380
the observatory. It looks really fucking cool

01:21:58.380 --> 01:22:01.479
if I do it right. If you use the blocks around

01:22:01.479 --> 01:22:04.899
the warden that they have, the ones that look

01:22:04.899 --> 01:22:08.140
like stars, the black block with stars on it,

01:22:08.199 --> 01:22:11.979
if you do that in a half circle, like around

01:22:11.979 --> 01:22:14.779
it, like a half sphere, and you look up, it actually

01:22:14.779 --> 01:22:16.819
looks like you're looking up at like stars. It's

01:22:16.819 --> 01:22:18.800
actually really cool. I was just trying to finish

01:22:18.800 --> 01:22:21.619
like all the objectives of Minecraft. So like

01:22:21.619 --> 01:22:24.279
I killed the ender dragon. There was also the

01:22:24.279 --> 01:22:26.920
wither. Yeah, we got to kill the wither. The

01:22:26.920 --> 01:22:30.229
fucking warden, the elder guardian. What's the

01:22:30.229 --> 01:22:31.890
Elder Guardian? The fuck is the Elder? I've even

01:22:31.890 --> 01:22:35.090
heard of the one. It's in the ocean. Oh, the

01:22:35.090 --> 01:22:37.350
Ocean Temple? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like

01:22:37.350 --> 01:22:40.289
two bosses called the... I think there's three

01:22:40.289 --> 01:22:42.270
called the Elder Guardian. But how do you do

01:22:42.270 --> 01:22:44.590
that with the mining fatigue that you get, though?

01:22:44.810 --> 01:22:46.630
Because... You bring a bunch of milk buckets,

01:22:46.789 --> 01:22:50.010
and then you also bring potions of water breathing

01:22:50.010 --> 01:22:55.090
and night vision, and you just go up and kill

01:22:55.090 --> 01:22:58.550
the Elder Guardian first. Oh. Yeah, you drink

01:22:58.550 --> 01:23:02.670
milk. What the fuck is the milk, though? It takes

01:23:02.670 --> 01:23:06.250
away all status effects. Takes away what? All

01:23:06.250 --> 01:23:09.130
status effects. It cures you of any poison or

01:23:09.130 --> 01:23:13.689
any effects that you have. All right. I guess

01:23:13.689 --> 01:23:17.470
so. I got three buckets of milk in my inventory.

01:23:18.329 --> 01:23:21.579
I'm not even going to lie. The last time I played

01:23:21.579 --> 01:23:23.880
Minecraft, I hard milk did nothing. You could

01:23:23.880 --> 01:23:27.359
drink it. It didn't refill your, you just had

01:23:27.359 --> 01:23:29.659
the option to drink. It was a meme. It was a

01:23:29.659 --> 01:23:31.600
meme item. Cause it just didn't do anything.

01:23:31.640 --> 01:23:34.239
You can make a cake with it. There was, yes,

01:23:34.239 --> 01:23:36.520
that was, it wasn't a cake recipe. That was,

01:23:36.520 --> 01:23:39.739
that's true. With the eggs and the fucking other

01:23:39.739 --> 01:23:42.020
shit. Yeah, you need three fucking things of

01:23:42.020 --> 01:23:43.979
milk. So you have to have fucking one, two, three,

01:23:44.000 --> 01:23:46.359
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Nine fucking

01:23:46.359 --> 01:23:49.239
iron bars that you're just going to waste. There's

01:23:49.239 --> 01:23:52.500
another strategy where you place like a door

01:23:52.500 --> 01:23:55.760
or like a sponge and you make an air pocket so

01:23:55.760 --> 01:23:58.180
you can place TNT next to the elder guardian

01:23:58.180 --> 01:24:00.520
and you just blow it up and you just blow up

01:24:00.520 --> 01:24:02.880
the elder guardian. I didn't know you could do

01:24:02.880 --> 01:24:05.399
that. I didn't know there was an elder guardian.

01:24:06.590 --> 01:24:08.710
I hardly knew the word. And all I knew is that

01:24:08.710 --> 01:24:10.949
when the game, when it came into the game, everybody

01:24:10.949 --> 01:24:14.390
was like, Minecraft is a horror game. Now it's

01:24:14.390 --> 01:24:18.960
like, okay, sure. Okay. Sure. If we're fucking

01:24:18.960 --> 01:24:21.520
10 years old, it was super funny because I would

01:24:21.520 --> 01:24:24.319
just be building my house. And I just, what did,

01:24:24.319 --> 01:24:26.920
what did it say? The, the, like a dark, painful,

01:24:26.979 --> 01:24:27.880
like dark side of the moon. It was super scary.

01:24:28.079 --> 01:24:29.920
It plays like all these fucking horrors, like

01:24:29.920 --> 01:24:32.800
background noises. And then when you die, it

01:24:32.800 --> 01:24:34.600
says you were shrieked to death or something.

01:24:34.659 --> 01:24:37.739
Like you, you succumb to the shriek of the warning

01:24:37.739 --> 01:24:40.340
or something. The eternal echo of the warning.

01:24:40.399 --> 01:24:44.329
Yeah. What the fuck? Like, and, like, I got,

01:24:44.329 --> 01:24:46.069
like, the death message that it said there. And

01:24:46.069 --> 01:24:48.430
it said, Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon, has

01:24:48.430 --> 01:24:51.729
suffered the death of a thousand times. A thousand

01:24:51.729 --> 01:24:55.050
shrieks. Of a thousand shrieks from the echoes

01:24:55.050 --> 01:24:57.970
of the war. Like, what the fuck happened to Casey?

01:24:58.989 --> 01:25:02.449
I was just building a house and I was just like,

01:25:02.510 --> 01:25:04.930
what the fuck happened to him? Yeah, usually

01:25:04.930 --> 01:25:08.029
it's like drowned to death. Got slain by whatever.

01:25:08.409 --> 01:25:11.310
Yeah, it was like the screams of a thousand souls.

01:25:11.409 --> 01:25:14.350
A thousand lifetimes of terror and incinerated

01:25:14.350 --> 01:25:18.850
into infinity. I got one the other day. I was

01:25:18.850 --> 01:25:21.850
like, Quesadilla was melted by the ender dragon

01:25:21.850 --> 01:25:28.369
using eternal magic. I was like, what? You sent

01:25:28.369 --> 01:25:31.449
a picture of it in the group chat. Usually it's

01:25:31.449 --> 01:25:35.649
like Quesadilla drowned. Yeah. Quesadilla fell

01:25:35.649 --> 01:25:41.010
from a high height. No, I think I took a picture

01:25:41.010 --> 01:25:42.810
of it. Yeah, you did. It was in the group chat.

01:25:42.850 --> 01:25:46.630
I'm trying to find it. That was my favorite thing

01:25:46.630 --> 01:25:48.729
on survival. Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon

01:25:48.729 --> 01:25:54.409
was obliterated by a sonically charged shriek

01:25:54.409 --> 01:25:57.430
whilst trying to escape the warden. I'm like,

01:25:57.470 --> 01:26:03.310
what the fuck? What the fuck was that? That's

01:26:03.310 --> 01:26:05.130
one of the most insane death things that I've

01:26:05.130 --> 01:26:10.010
seen. I was like, what? That is fucking nuts.

01:26:10.090 --> 01:26:13.630
That's wild. I'm building my fucking town. I'm

01:26:13.630 --> 01:26:16.890
like, what the fuck happened? I was, I hear keys

01:26:16.890 --> 01:26:21.470
go. No, no. That showed up. I think I'm like,

01:26:21.489 --> 01:26:24.750
yeah, because he appears out of the ground and

01:26:24.750 --> 01:26:27.869
he just. like, fucking transforms from the ground

01:26:27.869 --> 01:26:30.930
and appears behind you like a fucking Dead by

01:26:30.930 --> 01:26:35.350
Daylight killer. And he just fucking kills you.

01:26:35.609 --> 01:26:37.810
We gotta play that, by the way. They added Beckner

01:26:37.810 --> 01:26:39.750
from Stranger Things in. They should add the

01:26:39.750 --> 01:26:43.210
fucking warden. Dead by Daylight Minecraft edition.

01:26:43.470 --> 01:26:46.729
Dude, I could completely see it. Dead by Daylight

01:26:46.729 --> 01:26:49.229
is so fucking weird now. They absolutely could

01:26:49.229 --> 01:26:51.210
bring the warden in. Dude, they just put shit

01:26:51.210 --> 01:26:53.550
in from everything now. You wanna know the sad

01:26:53.550 --> 01:26:55.369
thing? You're gonna get a... Fucking kick out

01:26:55.369 --> 01:26:57.189
of this, Tyler. You want to know who I main as

01:26:57.189 --> 01:27:03.130
a killer now? Pyramid Head? No. Fucking Springtrap

01:27:03.130 --> 01:27:04.710
from Five Nights at Freddy's. You're fucking

01:27:04.710 --> 01:27:08.130
Springtrap? Yeah, bro. I always come back. Dude,

01:27:08.170 --> 01:27:10.949
I am a fucking animal. That's him as a killer.

01:27:11.409 --> 01:27:14.229
His ability is, like, so underutilized, he can

01:27:14.229 --> 01:27:17.229
go through security doors, and, like, if you

01:27:17.229 --> 01:27:19.130
pair it with the right perks, you can see what

01:27:19.130 --> 01:27:21.970
generators that... people are working on and

01:27:21.970 --> 01:27:24.569
like you can just you're never looking for people

01:27:24.569 --> 01:27:26.970
you're always in a chase and then he can throw

01:27:26.970 --> 01:27:30.510
a fire axe and if that hits them it injures them

01:27:30.510 --> 01:27:33.590
and it slows them down so you can come up and

01:27:33.590 --> 01:27:35.510
kill them and when no but when you come up and

01:27:35.510 --> 01:27:38.590
kill them it's not a standard hit it's a jump

01:27:38.590 --> 01:27:41.449
scare so it jumpscares whoever you're coming

01:27:41.449 --> 01:27:45.890
after yeah the face guns and then uh yeah you

01:27:45.890 --> 01:27:47.390
can just throw them on the hook from that i was

01:27:48.010 --> 01:27:51.069
fucking beast at that i i like um for killer

01:27:51.069 --> 01:27:53.710
i like using pyramid head because of like his

01:27:53.710 --> 01:27:57.050
like his thing where he yeah trials of sin or

01:27:57.050 --> 01:27:59.130
whatever he can like he can he can like make

01:27:59.130 --> 01:28:01.409
like the the fucking pillars come up which is

01:28:01.409 --> 01:28:03.189
super good if somebody like runs through like

01:28:03.189 --> 01:28:05.550
a like a window you can just fuck them up with

01:28:05.550 --> 01:28:07.789
that yeah and then you can also use like the

01:28:07.789 --> 01:28:09.770
the dragging one where you make the barbed wire

01:28:09.770 --> 01:28:11.970
come up yeah and i can just i do that almost

01:28:11.970 --> 01:28:14.670
around every single generator so when somebody

01:28:14.670 --> 01:28:16.470
goes through it i automatically know where they

01:28:16.470 --> 01:28:18.979
are yeah So I would do shit like that, and then

01:28:18.979 --> 01:28:21.079
I would put a shit ton of it in front of the

01:28:21.079 --> 01:28:23.840
exit door. So if they were able to do the exit

01:28:23.840 --> 01:28:26.140
door, they had to walk through a whole bunch

01:28:26.140 --> 01:28:29.239
of barbed wire. So as soon as they went through,

01:28:29.319 --> 01:28:30.960
I don't get damaged by the barbed wire because

01:28:30.960 --> 01:28:32.939
I'm the fucking killer, and I just fucking kill

01:28:32.939 --> 01:28:35.399
at least two of them when they're in there. They

01:28:35.399 --> 01:28:38.239
patch that. You can only have two things of barbed

01:28:38.239 --> 01:28:40.340
wire. Oh, really? Because you used to be able

01:28:40.340 --> 01:28:44.520
to drag it for fucking a mile. I do Pyramid Head.

01:28:47.700 --> 01:28:50.220
Hillbilly. Hillbilly's fucking awesome because

01:28:50.220 --> 01:28:52.619
he has the fucking chainsaw fucking charge. Yeah,

01:28:52.779 --> 01:28:55.060
he's still ridiculously overpowered. Him and

01:28:55.060 --> 01:28:56.979
Nurse are still like the most dominant killers

01:28:56.979 --> 01:28:59.880
in the game. I like Hillbilly and then I also

01:28:59.880 --> 01:29:02.399
use Legion. Legion's fucking cool. Legion sucks

01:29:02.399 --> 01:29:04.760
though. He does suck. They're the worst killer

01:29:04.760 --> 01:29:06.800
in the game and they have been for... No, they're

01:29:06.800 --> 01:29:08.659
not the worst. The twins are the worst. I like

01:29:08.659 --> 01:29:10.880
using Legion because I like the frenzy thing

01:29:10.880 --> 01:29:14.380
where you can injure all of them. If you have

01:29:14.380 --> 01:29:16.739
a bunch of people in a similar area, you can

01:29:16.739 --> 01:29:19.039
do a slash and then you get faster and then you

01:29:19.039 --> 01:29:20.659
can slash someone else and you get even more

01:29:20.659 --> 01:29:23.060
faster and then you're like, everybody's mortally

01:29:23.060 --> 01:29:25.420
injured so all you gotta do is just fucking slice

01:29:25.420 --> 01:29:27.840
them once and they're done. It's awesome. The

01:29:27.840 --> 01:29:31.529
last time I played... I ran into a twins killer,

01:29:31.710 --> 01:29:36.050
which is the rarest killer. I have not seen them

01:29:36.050 --> 01:29:38.869
since they were. Oh, I played Dracula too. Dracula's

01:29:38.869 --> 01:29:41.189
sick. Yeah. He's an animal, but the twins one,

01:29:41.289 --> 01:29:44.069
like we loaded into the game and like we were

01:29:44.069 --> 01:29:47.640
trying. But everybody, and it was a solo lobby

01:29:47.640 --> 01:29:49.399
for all of us. It was a complete fucking solo

01:29:49.399 --> 01:29:51.199
queue. And afterwards, all of us were in the

01:29:51.199 --> 01:29:53.560
chat like, dude, I saw the twins and I was like,

01:29:53.619 --> 01:29:55.979
we gotta give a win up. And the killer was like,

01:29:56.039 --> 01:30:01.800
thank you so much. This killer is so ass. I think

01:30:01.800 --> 01:30:04.159
I used Trapper a couple times, but Trapper's

01:30:04.159 --> 01:30:05.560
like so like basic. What are you looking for?

01:30:06.859 --> 01:30:10.699
Oh, I got these fucks. Wait, let me, I gotta

01:30:10.699 --> 01:30:12.300
get ahead of this. Wait, or do you want the,

01:30:12.319 --> 01:30:15.760
no, you should get the toxic air. Yeah, the air

01:30:15.760 --> 01:30:20.159
that's just been sitting in there. Oh, you went

01:30:20.159 --> 01:30:25.859
way deep in that. Holy shit. Dude, you went so

01:30:25.859 --> 01:30:31.619
deep in that. That's crazy. That's insane. I

01:30:31.619 --> 01:30:33.560
don't know if I can do that. I don't think my

01:30:33.560 --> 01:30:35.180
brain will let me. Yeah, it won't let me do that.

01:30:36.439 --> 01:30:38.060
All right, I'm going to try to do it, though.

01:30:38.180 --> 01:30:40.539
Tight, tight, tight. Did you ever see the hockey

01:30:40.539 --> 01:30:43.140
player that did it and he got it in his eyes?

01:30:43.659 --> 01:30:48.560
Yeah. He's like... Dude, it's every player on

01:30:48.560 --> 01:30:50.560
the Sabres uses them. Every time they cut over

01:30:50.560 --> 01:30:52.199
a bench, you always see them. They're like...

01:30:52.199 --> 01:30:55.579
Dude, but the hockey players are like some fucking

01:30:55.579 --> 01:30:59.140
animals because they just go... Yeah. And they

01:30:59.140 --> 01:31:12.470
barely flinch from it. There you go. Yeah. I

01:31:12.470 --> 01:31:14.550
feel like I just got fucking tear gassed. Oh,

01:31:14.770 --> 01:31:21.829
fuck! Woo! Tight! Tight, tight, tight! Welcome

01:31:21.829 --> 01:31:25.609
back to Jeopardy. Fuck, he's like a bump of coke.

01:31:26.109 --> 01:31:29.550
The nine -time winner, Allie Mac. The new wave

01:31:29.550 --> 01:31:34.390
-y! Fuck, man. 39 -time winner, Tyler. Let's

01:31:34.390 --> 01:31:44.439
get to 40, baby. I can't feel my nose or eardrums

01:31:44.439 --> 01:31:47.359
right now. I'm feeling my left ear for the first

01:31:47.359 --> 01:31:51.020
time in years right now. Everything feels like

01:31:51.020 --> 01:31:56.800
it's swelling. Yeah, everybody's playing for

01:31:56.800 --> 01:31:59.720
a milestone. Last time Dan beat me. There's only

01:31:59.720 --> 01:32:02.659
two of us. Yeah, but we're all paying for a milestone.

01:32:03.180 --> 01:32:06.260
Last time Dan beat ChatGBT in the Game of Jeopardy.

01:32:06.359 --> 01:32:09.119
No, I beat Allie Mack. No, I mean the last episode.

01:32:09.380 --> 01:32:13.640
Oh, the last one, yeah. Fuck you, Tyler. Fuck

01:32:13.640 --> 01:32:17.840
you. Holy shit, that's funny. I'm not going to

01:32:17.840 --> 01:32:20.680
win this one. I'm going to be real with everybody.

01:32:20.760 --> 01:32:22.300
It ain't happening, but I'm going to fucking

01:32:22.300 --> 01:32:25.920
try. You can do it. Dude, I'm fucked up. Gen

01:32:25.920 --> 01:32:30.920
Z slang combos. Okay. Fictional settings. Probably

01:32:30.920 --> 01:32:34.619
not. Famous last words. Absolutely not. Great

01:32:34.619 --> 01:32:39.920
song. Body counts. Okay. Scheduling conflicts.

01:32:40.800 --> 01:32:45.260
Similar flags. And what do I stand for? I am

01:32:45.260 --> 01:32:48.140
so fucked. I can promise. Imax fucked. You get

01:32:48.140 --> 01:32:50.899
the first pick. Why does he get the first pick?

01:32:50.899 --> 01:32:54.949
Because he's fucked. Come on, that's fair. That's

01:32:54.949 --> 01:32:59.729
fair. What were the categories again? Famous

01:32:59.729 --> 01:33:03.149
last words for 1 ,000, please. Oh, my God. 1

01:33:03.149 --> 01:33:06.729
,000. After Clarice fatally shoots him in this

01:33:06.729 --> 01:33:09.689
book, Jane Gumm says to her, how does it feel

01:33:09.689 --> 01:33:15.390
to be so beautiful? What is this, Silence of

01:33:15.390 --> 01:33:20.930
the Lambs? Yes. Fuck! I didn't know that. You

01:33:20.930 --> 01:33:23.439
didn't know that one? No. I never read it. I

01:33:23.439 --> 01:33:26.300
just heard Clarice, and I'm like, it's Five Sides

01:33:26.300 --> 01:33:30.939
of the Lamp. Tyler. Let's do Gen Z for one or

01:33:30.939 --> 01:33:33.239
two or whatever the stuff is. 200. A military

01:33:33.239 --> 01:33:36.739
expression for watching your back to a... I got

01:33:36.739 --> 01:33:38.760
your six. Wait, wait, wait. It's a combo, though.

01:33:39.560 --> 01:33:46.079
To a Skriller song lyric meme. Wait, say that

01:33:46.079 --> 01:33:48.899
again? So it's a combo. It's a military expression

01:33:48.899 --> 01:33:51.840
for watching your back to a Skrilla song lyric

01:33:51.840 --> 01:33:57.819
meme. Skrillo? Skrilla. I don't know what Skrilla

01:33:57.819 --> 01:34:02.840
is. It's a Gen Z meme mixed with whatever. I

01:34:02.840 --> 01:34:06.819
guess I don't know the fucking meme then. Um,

01:34:06.939 --> 01:34:13.699
what is Watcher 6 -7? Yes. No, it's watch your

01:34:13.699 --> 01:34:19.319
6 -7. That's what he said. Okay, alright. The

01:34:19.319 --> 01:34:23.779
meme was 6 -7. The meme was 6 -7. Yeah, but what's

01:34:23.779 --> 01:34:27.420
Grilla mean? It's Grilla. The one who created

01:34:27.420 --> 01:34:32.520
the meme 6 -7. He said it in the song. I thought

01:34:32.520 --> 01:34:35.060
it was the kid at the basketball. No, no, he

01:34:35.060 --> 01:34:39.479
was referencing the song. Yeah. I'm such a fucking

01:34:39.479 --> 01:34:44.319
boomer, bro. I ain't even a dad yet. Oh my god.

01:34:44.539 --> 01:34:47.500
I don't get these new findings. I'm not cool

01:34:47.500 --> 01:34:51.060
anymore. I don't get it. Fuck! We'll do Gen Z.

01:34:51.760 --> 01:34:56.199
400. An artist's popular songs album that is

01:34:56.199 --> 01:35:01.239
significantly better than the norm. I fucking

01:35:01.239 --> 01:35:04.619
have no clue. I feel like an old man. I know

01:35:04.619 --> 01:35:07.479
half of it, and it's the old person half. An

01:35:07.479 --> 01:35:11.739
artist's most popular song's album that is significantly

01:35:11.739 --> 01:35:18.300
better than the norm. You know? What is greatest

01:35:18.300 --> 01:35:21.560
hits different? Fuck you, Casey. That sucks.

01:35:22.279 --> 01:35:26.220
Wait, different? Why? The greatest hits was the

01:35:26.220 --> 01:35:29.460
part I got, but... The Gen Z slang was hits different.

01:35:31.310 --> 01:35:33.770
I don't like this fucking category, man. Let's

01:35:33.770 --> 01:35:36.670
keep going with this category. 600. Starting

01:35:36.670 --> 01:35:40.670
a fight with the police. Command to one under

01:35:40.670 --> 01:35:43.250
arrest. Starting a fight with the police's command

01:35:43.250 --> 01:35:48.170
to one under arrest. To what under arrest? The

01:35:48.170 --> 01:35:51.529
police's command to one under arrest. To what

01:35:51.529 --> 01:35:54.949
under arrest, though? Starting a fight with the

01:35:54.949 --> 01:35:58.270
police's command to one under arrest. This sounds

01:35:58.270 --> 01:36:02.250
stupid. I don't fucking understand. I don't understand.

01:36:02.369 --> 01:36:05.270
This was on the fucking Jeopardy Reddit, so fucking

01:36:05.270 --> 01:36:09.630
sue me. I don't understand. I'm having a stroke.

01:36:09.829 --> 01:36:13.670
I don't understand. Catch these hands behind

01:36:13.670 --> 01:36:16.689
your back. Oh, shut the fuck up, Casey. Come

01:36:16.689 --> 01:36:19.449
on. I didn't write the question. Okay, I get

01:36:19.449 --> 01:36:23.689
it, but the wording of the question was ridiculous.

01:36:24.590 --> 01:36:28.479
All right, continue. 800. An anti -drug campaign

01:36:28.479 --> 01:36:36.279
without a lie. What is truth or dare? Come on.

01:36:36.680 --> 01:36:40.039
It's gotta be it, right? What? No. What's the

01:36:40.039 --> 01:36:43.199
fucking question? How is that not right? So it's

01:36:43.199 --> 01:36:45.779
a combination of anti -drug campaign without

01:36:45.779 --> 01:36:50.180
a lie. Yeah, so truth or dare, it's without a

01:36:50.180 --> 01:36:53.119
lie, so it would be truth. Dare is an anti -drug

01:36:53.119 --> 01:36:55.460
program. I get what you're saying. What's the

01:36:55.460 --> 01:37:01.239
Gen Z slang, though? Wait, say it again. The

01:37:01.239 --> 01:37:05.039
category is Gen Z slang. Say it again. An anti

01:37:05.039 --> 01:37:09.640
-drug campaign. What is dead -ass dare? What?

01:37:09.720 --> 01:37:12.899
You know, I'll give it to you. I mean, that fits

01:37:12.899 --> 01:37:19.239
the category, right? Just say no, Cap. Just saying

01:37:19.239 --> 01:37:24.920
I don't even care you give me the points. I'm

01:37:24.920 --> 01:37:27.319
mad that that was that I'll give you your points

01:37:27.319 --> 01:37:31.779
back What you said I was getting them no I give

01:37:31.779 --> 01:37:33.960
you your points back. That's fucking stupid as

01:37:33.960 --> 01:37:42.279
fuck Let's finish off that. Thank you. A Pixar

01:37:42.279 --> 01:37:45.020
animated science fiction film about a lonely,

01:37:45.100 --> 01:37:48.380
trash -compacting robot left on a deserted Earth

01:37:48.380 --> 01:37:51.939
who meets a cat girl online and ruins his artificial

01:37:51.939 --> 01:38:02.420
life. I can get this. I can get this. Ask the

01:38:02.420 --> 01:38:05.760
question one more time. A Pixar animated science

01:38:05.760 --> 01:38:08.920
fiction film. I know that part. A lonely, trash

01:38:08.920 --> 01:38:11.720
-compacting robot left on a deserted Earth who

01:38:11.720 --> 01:38:16.239
meets a cat girl online. Oh! What is WALL -E

01:38:16.239 --> 01:38:20.899
-girl? Fuck. Yep, you got it. I'll give you a

01:38:20.899 --> 01:38:24.359
fist bump. That was a... WALL -E -girl. I knew

01:38:24.359 --> 01:38:27.000
WALL -E was the easy part there, and I was like,

01:38:27.039 --> 01:38:32.699
femboy hooters. Egos are ruining my life. I couldn't...

01:38:32.699 --> 01:38:36.220
What's the other categories? Fictional settings,

01:38:36.520 --> 01:38:39.920
famous last words, body counts, scheduling conflicts,

01:38:40.399 --> 01:38:43.779
similar flags. What do I stand for? Let's do

01:38:43.779 --> 01:38:49.500
fictional settings. 200. Mario and Luigi storm

01:38:49.500 --> 01:38:54.590
Bowser's castle to rescue... Who is the Mushroom

01:38:54.590 --> 01:38:59.970
Kingdom? Yes. Who is the Mushroom Kingdom? What

01:38:59.970 --> 01:39:04.130
is the Mushroom Kingdom? We'll keep going down

01:39:04.130 --> 01:39:07.130
that category. 400. Link uses the Master Sword

01:39:07.130 --> 01:39:12.560
to fight evil. What is in Hyrule? Yes. I keep

01:39:12.560 --> 01:39:14.399
forgetting what the category is. I could have

01:39:14.399 --> 01:39:15.859
had that one. It's a fictional setting. I know.

01:39:15.880 --> 01:39:19.340
Yeah, I got it. I got it. I listened to the question

01:39:19.340 --> 01:39:22.239
and I forget the category. Continue that one.

01:39:22.880 --> 01:39:25.920
600. The eerie town where Stranger Things takes

01:39:25.920 --> 01:39:30.840
place. What is Hawkins? Yes. All right. I was

01:39:30.840 --> 01:39:37.479
going to say upside down. Keep it going. 800.

01:39:38.409 --> 01:39:41.050
In this magical land, one might find a lion,

01:39:41.149 --> 01:39:43.390
a witch, and a wardrobe. What is Narnia? Fuck

01:39:43.390 --> 01:39:46.890
you. Yes. Never read it, but I remember the ads.

01:39:47.630 --> 01:39:55.369
Give me 1K, baby. 1K. The dystopian nation where

01:39:55.369 --> 01:39:58.970
the Hunger Games takes place. What is Pan Am?

01:39:59.649 --> 01:40:05.020
Yeah. Really? Yeah, it's Pan Am. District 13!

01:40:05.380 --> 01:40:10.220
District 12! The United States of America! I

01:40:10.220 --> 01:40:11.960
might have thought about taking points for District

01:40:11.960 --> 01:40:15.600
13, but... District 13 wasn't even a thing. No,

01:40:15.659 --> 01:40:18.380
it's one of the states. District 12 is a thing.

01:40:18.399 --> 01:40:20.979
District 13 got nuked, but it's actually not.

01:40:21.619 --> 01:40:24.180
It's a secret. It's a secret district. Yeah,

01:40:24.199 --> 01:40:26.380
from where that chick in the new one was from.

01:40:26.829 --> 01:40:29.050
a prequel. I didn't see the prequel. That's pretty

01:40:29.050 --> 01:40:32.090
good. What are the categories? Famous last words,

01:40:32.170 --> 01:40:35.869
body counts, scheduling conflicts, similar flags.

01:40:36.069 --> 01:40:40.869
What do I stand for? What do I stand for? 200.

01:40:40.989 --> 01:40:43.850
Go back to 2014 and do the Ice Bucket Challenge

01:40:43.850 --> 01:40:45.949
to raise money for this progressive... What is

01:40:45.949 --> 01:40:49.130
ALS? No, it's what do I stand for? Progressive

01:40:49.130 --> 01:40:51.609
Neurological Disease. That's what I buzzed in

01:40:51.609 --> 01:40:53.670
for. You gotta say what it stands for. Yeah,

01:40:53.689 --> 01:40:56.939
what does the ALS stand for? What is Lou Gehrig's

01:40:56.939 --> 01:40:59.260
disease? No, you gotta say what ALS stands for.

01:40:59.439 --> 01:41:01.779
No, come on. Lou Gehrig's disease is the same

01:41:01.779 --> 01:41:03.380
fucking thing. It's the same thing, but that's

01:41:03.380 --> 01:41:07.180
not what ALS is. We gotta. Come on. Alright,

01:41:07.439 --> 01:41:12.000
Alex Max. You got that. Are you gonna tell me

01:41:12.000 --> 01:41:16.810
what it was, though? Oh, that was, uh... amyotrophic

01:41:16.810 --> 01:41:19.470
lateral sclerosis. Yeah, sure, everyone knows

01:41:19.470 --> 01:41:22.130
that. Yeah, it's Lou Gehrig's disease. Dan would

01:41:22.130 --> 01:41:24.810
know that, I think. Yeah, probably. He ain't

01:41:24.810 --> 01:41:26.949
here, though. He fucking left. He's gotta make

01:41:26.949 --> 01:41:32.109
salmon. Dan had to make salmon. Keep it going.

01:41:33.109 --> 01:41:36.430
Dan's fucking hung me up to dry twice now. Alright.

01:41:37.210 --> 01:41:39.430
Dan, fucking stay for Jeopardy. I know you're

01:41:39.430 --> 01:41:42.090
listening to this. And I expect the message in

01:41:42.090 --> 01:41:44.930
the group chat to prove that you do. 400, this

01:41:44.930 --> 01:41:47.529
government... I don't listen to Jeopardy. That's

01:41:47.529 --> 01:41:50.909
a lie. 400, this government agency was created

01:41:50.909 --> 01:41:54.250
in 1958 in response to the launch of Sputnik.

01:41:54.930 --> 01:42:04.529
What is the CIA? What is NASA? It's what do I

01:42:04.529 --> 01:42:08.590
stand for, though. What is the National Aeronautics

01:42:08.590 --> 01:42:13.989
and Space Association? Oh, no. I thought you

01:42:13.989 --> 01:42:16.869
had it. That's what NASA stands for. No, it's

01:42:16.869 --> 01:42:19.170
not. No, it's not quite, though. No. It's not.

01:42:19.689 --> 01:42:22.010
Dude, it's got a weird one. I can never... Dude,

01:42:22.090 --> 01:42:24.390
I read a lot about space, and I can never remember

01:42:24.390 --> 01:42:25.930
what it is. It's the National Aeronautics and

01:42:25.930 --> 01:42:32.529
Space Association. No, it's not, though. No,

01:42:32.529 --> 01:42:33.890
I'm not getting it. What the fuck is it, then,

01:42:33.890 --> 01:42:37.369
Casey? It's the, uh, National Aeronautics and

01:42:37.369 --> 01:42:40.170
Space Administration. Are you fucking kidding

01:42:40.170 --> 01:42:42.609
me? Yeah. No, dude, it's a weird one. Come on!

01:42:42.890 --> 01:42:45.310
It's a weird one. That's why I didn't buzz in.

01:42:45.449 --> 01:42:49.189
You know I read a lot about space. Uh, Alimax.

01:42:49.229 --> 01:42:56.729
Fuck you. Keep it going. 600. You got 1 ,200.

01:42:56.930 --> 01:43:02.229
Tyler's got 3 ,400. Bet it all. Bet it all. We're

01:43:02.229 --> 01:43:05.489
getting back into this, baby. Uh... No, we're

01:43:05.489 --> 01:43:08.829
not. That's a horrible mistake. 400, you might

01:43:08.829 --> 01:43:11.489
have to solve this puzzle on your computer to

01:43:11.489 --> 01:43:17.989
let a website know you're human. So it's not

01:43:17.989 --> 01:43:20.149
a mix of two things, right? Because it's CAPTCHA.

01:43:20.250 --> 01:43:22.829
No, it's, uh, it's what do I stand for? So what

01:43:22.829 --> 01:43:26.189
does the acronym stand for? Oh my god. What the

01:43:26.189 --> 01:43:28.609
fuck does CASP say? I thought that was a mistake.

01:43:28.850 --> 01:43:32.880
I never knew that. cat's cat's butt cat's cat's

01:43:32.880 --> 01:43:35.800
cat's butt let me see if I can fucking Jesus

01:43:35.800 --> 01:43:39.619
Christ that's a fucking brutal that's brutal

01:43:39.619 --> 01:43:43.479
Casey be honest with me is this something that

01:43:43.479 --> 01:43:45.960
I can pull out of my ass easily like if I walk

01:43:45.960 --> 01:43:47.819
through it have you ever heard what it stands

01:43:47.819 --> 01:43:50.840
for no no I didn't even know it stood for anything

01:43:50.840 --> 01:43:55.859
if I sat here for a minute and thought about

01:43:55.859 --> 01:43:57.680
it when I come up with something that's going

01:43:57.680 --> 01:44:00.220
to make sense. I'm sure you can come up with

01:44:00.220 --> 01:44:01.699
something that makes sense. I'd probably give

01:44:01.699 --> 01:44:05.489
you double points for it. I'd probably give me

01:44:05.489 --> 01:44:07.470
double points if you got this right. All right.

01:44:07.529 --> 01:44:10.409
Hold up. Let me just spitball something here.

01:44:10.409 --> 01:44:13.949
If he gets it completely right, and without a

01:44:13.949 --> 01:44:16.149
single letter wrong, give him double points.

01:44:16.189 --> 01:44:19.569
If he doesn't, he gets it wrong. All right. I'm

01:44:19.569 --> 01:44:21.470
going to guess my first two words here, and I

01:44:21.470 --> 01:44:23.550
have a feeling I'm going to get eliminated with

01:44:23.550 --> 01:44:28.579
the first two. See it. Captcha. C -A -P. I know.

01:44:28.640 --> 01:44:31.920
What is it? C -A -P... Computer Assisted? T -C

01:44:31.920 --> 01:44:33.859
-H -A. Alright, I'm guessing for the first two

01:44:33.859 --> 01:44:37.920
words. Computer Assisted. Am I out already? Yes.

01:44:39.159 --> 01:44:42.060
Dude, I would be fucked right now. I'd be so

01:44:42.060 --> 01:44:44.640
fucked. That would be the completely automated

01:44:44.640 --> 01:44:47.520
public Turing test to tell computers and humans

01:44:47.520 --> 01:44:50.539
apart. That's the whole... Wait, are you fucking...

01:44:50.539 --> 01:44:53.539
That's not real. That can't be real. That's an

01:44:53.539 --> 01:44:56.619
actual thing. I actually wrote that question

01:44:56.619 --> 01:44:58.699
as a joke. I'm not going to take any points off.

01:44:59.659 --> 01:45:02.359
That's insane. I wrote that as a joke. I would

01:45:02.359 --> 01:45:08.020
hope not. That's genuinely insane. How many letters

01:45:08.020 --> 01:45:11.380
is that? Completely automated public Turing test

01:45:11.380 --> 01:45:14.060
to tell computers and humans apart. That's not

01:45:14.060 --> 01:45:18.720
two T's. CAPTCHA. Yeah, it's C -A -P -T -C -H

01:45:18.720 --> 01:45:24.039
-A. Only the Turing is capitalized. Yeah. But

01:45:24.039 --> 01:45:27.460
there's not a second T! It's the Turing test

01:45:27.460 --> 01:45:31.899
of two! Two! With a T! I didn't make the acronym.

01:45:32.220 --> 01:45:35.300
You fucking put the question in. I got all excited.

01:45:35.399 --> 01:45:37.640
I thought I was going to have a fair daily W.

01:45:37.680 --> 01:45:40.460
So that bullshit. I didn't take your points off.

01:45:40.479 --> 01:45:43.039
That's crazy. Yeah, but you got my hopes up and

01:45:43.039 --> 01:45:47.789
now it's gone. Your pick. Keep it going. Let

01:45:47.789 --> 01:45:50.409
it ride. What do I stand for? 800. A hostage

01:45:50.409 --> 01:45:53.489
situation might warrant this kind of police team

01:45:53.489 --> 01:45:56.329
to respond. What is special weapons and tactics?

01:45:56.750 --> 01:45:59.970
Yes. I didn't know. I was going to say, what

01:45:59.970 --> 01:46:02.729
is SWAT? Because I forgot the category. So you

01:46:02.729 --> 01:46:05.989
saved me some points there. Tyler's back. All

01:46:05.989 --> 01:46:11.710
right. Let's let it ride. This American Stock

01:46:11.710 --> 01:46:14.350
Exchange is the first fully electronic. I don't

01:46:14.350 --> 01:46:16.850
fucking know it. The second largest by market

01:46:16.850 --> 01:46:19.710
cap. I don't know the actual name. I know the

01:46:19.710 --> 01:46:20.689
name of it. I can't think of the acronym. The

01:46:20.689 --> 01:46:23.329
first one who calls Dan and gets his answer.

01:46:23.329 --> 01:46:28.600
No. No. No. No. Dan left to make fucking salmon.

01:46:28.659 --> 01:46:31.899
You can listen! I know it's the NASDAQ, right?

01:46:32.020 --> 01:46:34.699
I don't know what it stands for. It's the National

01:46:34.699 --> 01:46:38.380
Association of Security Dealers Automated Quotations.

01:46:38.680 --> 01:46:40.439
Yeah, we would get that. You know, honestly,

01:46:40.699 --> 01:46:44.279
that one would be like, you could spitball that,

01:46:44.380 --> 01:46:49.520
though. Probably. Now, fucking catch up. What

01:46:49.520 --> 01:46:51.539
other categories do we got? Famous last words,

01:46:51.840 --> 01:46:54.880
body counts, scheduling conflicts, similar flags.

01:46:55.220 --> 01:46:59.750
Let's do flags. 200. Every Scandinavian country

01:46:59.750 --> 01:47:06.409
has this symbol on its flag. What is a... Wait.

01:47:06.829 --> 01:47:09.930
Say it again. Every Scandinavian country has

01:47:09.930 --> 01:47:12.149
this symbol on its flag. What is a cross? Yes.

01:47:12.890 --> 01:47:15.869
Okay, I was gonna say that. Also known as a Nordic

01:47:15.869 --> 01:47:20.430
cross. Nordic cross? Yep. It's a little X. No,

01:47:20.550 --> 01:47:23.949
it's a cross sideways. Oh, yeah, it is. Well,

01:47:24.090 --> 01:47:27.020
still got it. Thank God. I just remember Norway.

01:47:27.159 --> 01:47:29.340
It's got a white plus sign on it. It's blue background.

01:47:29.960 --> 01:47:33.000
I think Norway is yellow, isn't it? No, Sweden.

01:47:33.560 --> 01:47:36.560
That's Sweden. Yeah, Sweden's white, blue, and

01:47:36.560 --> 01:47:39.420
yellow. Keep it going. Ikea. That's the only

01:47:39.420 --> 01:47:42.640
reason I know Sweden's colors. 400. One of two

01:47:42.640 --> 01:47:45.399
European countries whose flags are almost identical.

01:47:45.880 --> 01:47:49.260
Three equal horizontal stripes. Red on the top,

01:47:49.420 --> 01:47:52.020
white in the middle, blue on the bottom. They

01:47:52.020 --> 01:47:55.699
differ only in the shade of blue. What? I know

01:47:55.699 --> 01:47:57.899
one of them. I don't know the other ones. Well,

01:47:57.979 --> 01:48:02.199
no, it's only one of two. Oh, okay. Can I? Only

01:48:02.199 --> 01:48:06.420
one of two? Yeah. What is Italy? No. What is

01:48:06.420 --> 01:48:11.539
Russia? Russia, no. What is Monaco? Monaco, no.

01:48:12.859 --> 01:48:18.140
That was a joke. All right, it's... Uh, the flags

01:48:18.140 --> 01:48:21.300
are three equal horizontal stripes. Oh, horizontal,

01:48:21.500 --> 01:48:24.960
not vertical? Oh, shit! France. What is France?

01:48:25.920 --> 01:48:30.840
France. No. What? Horizontal stripes. Red on

01:48:30.840 --> 01:48:32.819
the top, white in the middle, and blue on the

01:48:32.819 --> 01:48:35.600
bottom. No, Russia is that flag, Casey. Look

01:48:35.600 --> 01:48:38.380
it up. Look up Russia. Look up Russian's flag.

01:48:38.460 --> 01:48:40.199
That's Russia's flag. I was right. I think they're

01:48:40.199 --> 01:48:46.539
red, white, blue. Are they? No, Russia is white,

01:48:46.680 --> 01:48:55.159
blue, red. Oh, fuck you! Really? It's red, white,

01:48:55.300 --> 01:48:57.539
blue, top to bottom. Yeah, we're not getting

01:48:57.539 --> 01:49:00.340
this. They differ only in the shade of blue.

01:49:00.479 --> 01:49:04.800
One light and one dark. Oh my god, give me one

01:49:04.800 --> 01:49:08.180
more minute. It's probably something like fucking

01:49:08.180 --> 01:49:14.680
retarded. That is a joke. That is a joke. I promise.

01:49:14.739 --> 01:49:19.000
What is the Netherlands or Luxembourg? Yeah,

01:49:19.079 --> 01:49:22.000
sure. Okay, Netherlands. I could have got the

01:49:22.000 --> 01:49:25.800
Dutch Grand Prix. Yeah, it's fucking Max Verstappen's

01:49:25.800 --> 01:49:29.380
home flag. My fucking Formula One autism could

01:49:29.380 --> 01:49:30.859
have helped me. I didn't even think. 3 ,400.

01:49:31.119 --> 01:49:36.880
LA Max got 1 ,000. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Let's continue

01:49:36.880 --> 01:49:44.760
on flags. Or 600. You got 3 ,400. I'll do it

01:49:44.760 --> 01:49:51.399
for 600. You can't buzz in. 600. Take Italy's

01:49:51.399 --> 01:49:53.899
flag and add a bird. You've got this New World

01:49:53.899 --> 01:50:01.279
Nations flag. What is Mexico? Yeah. You didn't

01:50:01.279 --> 01:50:07.500
know that one? Nope. Wait. Yeah, it does make

01:50:07.500 --> 01:50:10.199
sense. I would have buzzed in with some stupid

01:50:10.199 --> 01:50:12.000
shit, but no, that makes sense. Yeah, it's the

01:50:12.000 --> 01:50:19.619
same flag, it's just flags. The 100. Both Japan

01:50:19.619 --> 01:50:22.399
and Bangladesh have a central red dot on their

01:50:22.399 --> 01:50:26.420
flags. However, Bangladesh, their flag features

01:50:26.420 --> 01:50:29.699
this colored background. I don't know. I know.

01:50:29.979 --> 01:50:36.630
What is blue? Oh, no. No, I don't know if I want

01:50:36.630 --> 01:50:40.829
to go down this road. It's $800. Don't do it,

01:50:40.869 --> 01:50:45.270
bro. One more buzzer. Wait, what's the main color?

01:50:46.170 --> 01:50:49.149
There's a red dot in the center. What's the background?

01:50:51.550 --> 01:50:54.289
I know Japan's white. I don't know what the fucking

01:50:54.289 --> 01:50:58.930
color for Bangladesh is. Wait. That'd be green.

01:50:59.880 --> 01:51:03.399
That sounds like a terrible flag. That looks

01:51:03.399 --> 01:51:06.260
like a terrible flag. I pictured green, but I

01:51:06.260 --> 01:51:10.000
wasn't confident enough. I had like an RGB circle

01:51:10.000 --> 01:51:14.399
going on. I'm trying to look at that flag. That

01:51:14.399 --> 01:51:17.960
seems like an awful looking flag. We'll do flags.

01:51:18.760 --> 01:51:22.920
1 ,000. Both Turkey and Turkmenistan have this

01:51:22.920 --> 01:51:27.239
outer space object on their flag. Oh, my God.

01:51:27.310 --> 01:51:35.409
Turkey and Turkmenistan? Yep. You know what?

01:51:35.430 --> 01:51:38.470
I'm not buzzing. Ask that one more time. Both

01:51:38.470 --> 01:51:40.970
Turkey and Turkmenistan have this outer space.

01:51:41.689 --> 01:51:46.310
What the fuck are you talking about? No, it's

01:51:46.310 --> 01:51:49.770
how you spell it. Turkey and Turkmenistan have

01:51:49.770 --> 01:51:53.409
this outer space object on their flag. Wait,

01:51:53.670 --> 01:51:56.699
hold up. I'm thinking one thing. Outer space

01:51:56.699 --> 01:52:04.539
object? Yeah. What are stars? Oh, no. What is

01:52:04.539 --> 01:52:09.260
a moon? A moon, yes. Did y 'all get any points?

01:52:09.380 --> 01:52:12.119
It's fine. I saved them. You saved your points.

01:52:12.180 --> 01:52:16.039
I was going to say flags. I was gonna say stars.

01:52:16.159 --> 01:52:17.800
I knew it was one of the two, so it was risk

01:52:17.800 --> 01:52:19.659
-free for me. I knew it was one of them. Well,

01:52:19.699 --> 01:52:23.399
every flag has stars on it. Doesn't Brazil have,

01:52:23.500 --> 01:52:25.680
like, fucking... Brazil has a planet on it. Like,

01:52:25.760 --> 01:52:28.739
a planet on it. Yeah. With a white band. Yeah.

01:52:29.039 --> 01:52:32.539
Uh, Allie Mac, you got... Famous last words,

01:52:32.640 --> 01:52:35.739
body counts, scheduling conflicts. Scheduling

01:52:35.739 --> 01:52:39.220
conflicts, 1 ,000. For a fucking thousand? Jesus.

01:52:39.619 --> 01:52:43.279
Jesus. 1000. This software wrongly includes a

01:52:43.279 --> 01:52:46.420
leap year in 1900 in its calendar and Bill Gates

01:52:46.420 --> 01:52:55.039
can't fix it. What is Windows? Wait. Partially

01:52:55.039 --> 01:53:04.079
correct. Windows Vista? No. It's a program. What

01:53:04.079 --> 01:53:10.359
is Microsoft Excel? Yes. Are you fucking joking?

01:53:11.520 --> 01:53:14.479
You led me down. You told me that Windows is

01:53:14.479 --> 01:53:16.460
partially correct. I'll give Allie back points

01:53:16.460 --> 01:53:19.819
for Windows. Will I get points? Yeah, yeah. I

01:53:19.819 --> 01:53:21.680
told you you got the points. Well, it was more

01:53:21.680 --> 01:53:23.579
the fact that you led me down the wrong road.

01:53:23.699 --> 01:53:26.399
I thought it was an OS of Windows at that point.

01:53:26.479 --> 01:53:28.680
No, you both got the points. Allie Max pick.

01:53:28.819 --> 01:53:31.420
No, I got the question right, though. Tyler,

01:53:31.420 --> 01:53:34.239
I'm fucking buried. You're going to win. Okay,

01:53:34.300 --> 01:53:36.619
calm down. He's giving me pity points. I'm not

01:53:36.619 --> 01:53:41.300
coming back. Chill out. Dude, I'm so fucking

01:53:41.300 --> 01:53:44.140
crossed right now. Last words. I'm fighting my

01:53:44.140 --> 01:53:46.460
way through this game. Last words. 200. According

01:53:46.460 --> 01:53:49.899
to his sister, this tech founder who revolutionized

01:53:49.899 --> 01:53:52.500
smartphones repeated, oh wow, before his death

01:53:52.500 --> 01:53:56.600
in October 2011. Who is Steve Jobs? He said,

01:53:56.640 --> 01:54:01.140
oh, wow. That's a stupid last words. You probably

01:54:01.140 --> 01:54:03.279
saw the other side, bro. What do you think? Oh,

01:54:03.279 --> 01:54:06.619
wow. What a fucking idiot. Dude, I'm just going

01:54:06.619 --> 01:54:09.119
to get rid of my cancer by eating vegetables.

01:54:09.380 --> 01:54:12.060
That sounds like a fucking Dan move. The fuck?

01:54:12.460 --> 01:54:18.180
Give me 800. 800. For 800 in his final social

01:54:18.180 --> 01:54:22.979
media post, the sci -fi actor wrote LLAP. In

01:54:22.979 --> 01:54:25.180
a variation of a farewell he would give in his

01:54:25.180 --> 01:54:29.239
most iconic acting role. Oh, uh... What is Leonard

01:54:29.239 --> 01:54:33.439
Nimoy? Yes. He was Spock. I know he was Spock,

01:54:33.439 --> 01:54:35.260
but what was his... Liflong and Prosper. I didn't...

01:54:35.260 --> 01:54:38.319
I was never a Star Trek guy. Yep. Yeah, Leonard

01:54:38.319 --> 01:54:41.560
Nimoy. Do you guys ever see that fucking weird

01:54:41.560 --> 01:54:45.420
video he made with Bilbo Baggins? No. No? Bilbo

01:54:45.420 --> 01:54:48.659
Baggins. No. Dude, I'm gonna fucking ruin Leonard

01:54:48.659 --> 01:54:50.909
Nimoy. Give me give me a one -minute break here.

01:54:50.989 --> 01:54:54.210
I I've never been a star This is worth the break.

01:54:54.289 --> 01:54:56.609
Neither of you have seen this. No, I've never

01:54:56.609 --> 01:54:58.850
been there like a Star Trek guy I literally only

01:54:58.850 --> 01:55:01.029
know Leonard Nimoy's name because of the angry

01:55:01.029 --> 01:55:03.569
video game nerd Because he like Leonard Nimoy

01:55:03.569 --> 01:55:05.449
came in like was like a voice for a game. He's

01:55:05.449 --> 01:55:15.569
like So it's a bit bizarre here what's going

01:55:15.569 --> 01:55:32.630
on here Okay Put on the mic. I don't even know

01:55:32.630 --> 01:55:37.649
what this dude looks like. What the fuck's going

01:55:37.649 --> 01:55:47.149
on here? This is so 70s. What the fuck is going

01:55:47.149 --> 01:55:49.569
on? It's a very creepy song about Bilbo Baggins.

01:55:49.670 --> 01:55:52.989
He really liked The Hobbit. This seems like a

01:55:52.989 --> 01:55:56.029
fucking found footage movie. This was Leonard

01:55:56.029 --> 01:55:59.770
Nimoy's passion project. That's awesome. You

01:55:59.770 --> 01:56:02.949
know what? I didn't care about him. I like him

01:56:02.949 --> 01:56:06.170
more now. That's some Jeffrey Epstein shit. That

01:56:06.170 --> 01:56:09.369
does look like some Jeffrey Epstein shit. A lot

01:56:09.369 --> 01:56:11.670
of these girls are really young. Just saying.

01:56:13.329 --> 01:56:17.470
Bilbo! I also think that the 70s beauty standards

01:56:17.470 --> 01:56:20.189
were fucking stupid. Yeah. They looked awful

01:56:20.189 --> 01:56:24.390
back then. Yeah. Like, I feel like the 70s and

01:56:24.390 --> 01:56:27.489
60s was the worst decade for women. Like, looks

01:56:27.489 --> 01:56:30.149
-wise. That's how you got famous last words,

01:56:30.250 --> 01:56:33.090
body counts, scheduling conflicts. We're back

01:56:33.090 --> 01:56:38.689
in service. I'm not afraid to keep on living

01:56:38.689 --> 01:56:45.329
for 200. What? Fame is less words. 400. I should

01:56:45.329 --> 01:56:47.729
get points for that, for guessing that. Give

01:56:47.729 --> 01:56:51.350
me 200 for that. Come on. Oh, my God. Come on.

01:56:51.369 --> 01:56:54.189
For 400, Jefferson still lives, said this former

01:56:54.189 --> 01:56:57.250
president on his deathbed. Ironically, his rival

01:56:57.250 --> 01:57:02.449
Jefferson had died hours earlier. Jefferson still

01:57:02.449 --> 01:57:08.310
lives? Yeah. What the fuck did you just ask me?

01:57:08.409 --> 01:57:10.970
The former president said this? Yeah, Jefferson

01:57:10.970 --> 01:57:13.670
to live, so this former president on his deathbed.

01:57:14.649 --> 01:57:17.930
Ironically, the rival Jefferson. Oh, uh, uh,

01:57:18.069 --> 01:57:24.250
uh... Who is John Adams? Yes. Are you fucking

01:57:24.250 --> 01:57:25.850
kidding me? Yeah, they fucking hate each other.

01:57:25.989 --> 01:57:29.010
Why can't you pull the wrong answer out of your

01:57:29.010 --> 01:57:31.409
ass? Just for fucking once, man. No, because

01:57:31.409 --> 01:57:34.229
I'm like, those fuckers hate each other. Bro,

01:57:34.289 --> 01:57:36.609
you paid way too much attention during the revolutionary

01:57:36.609 --> 01:57:41.300
chapter. It's all about that relationship. I

01:57:41.300 --> 01:57:44.939
struggled through those chapters. Dude, I love

01:57:44.939 --> 01:57:47.260
American history. Early American history is awesome.

01:57:47.560 --> 01:57:51.800
Same. Tyler's pick. Let's finish off that category,

01:57:51.899 --> 01:57:56.640
right? Yeah. 600. St. John documented these three

01:57:56.640 --> 01:58:00.819
last words of Jesus before he died on the cross.

01:58:01.880 --> 01:58:07.399
It is finished. Glad I put it down. That was

01:58:07.399 --> 01:58:13.439
a layup. That was 100 % a layup for me. That

01:58:13.439 --> 01:58:15.539
was like straight up like, you put that in there

01:58:15.539 --> 01:58:17.960
to piss off me and Dan, but that motherfucker

01:58:17.960 --> 01:58:20.479
ain't here, so I just gotta fucking sit here

01:58:20.479 --> 01:58:23.600
and take that question. I'm on the fucking goal

01:58:23.600 --> 01:58:25.399
line and there's a hole beside this table. He's

01:58:25.399 --> 01:58:27.979
never not gonna get that. What is the name of

01:58:27.979 --> 01:58:33.699
the Christian book of Christ? I know, I know,

01:58:33.779 --> 01:58:39.619
it's the Bible! Uh, you got body counts and scheduling

01:58:39.619 --> 01:58:42.199
conflicts. I don't know what scheduling counts

01:58:42.199 --> 01:58:43.640
are. Can I have the end of the vape? You're stressing

01:58:43.640 --> 01:58:47.880
me out, Casey. I'm gonna pay you so much money

01:58:47.880 --> 01:58:50.020
for how much I fucking bummed this off you. 200.

01:58:50.180 --> 01:58:52.840
John Quincy Adams incorrectly predicted this

01:58:52.840 --> 01:58:55.739
date would be annually celebrated with parades,

01:58:55.739 --> 01:58:59.000
guns, bonfires, and illuminations from one end

01:58:59.000 --> 01:59:04.250
of the country to the other. Do I gotta get the

01:59:04.250 --> 01:59:06.649
date or can I say what happened? Like the actual

01:59:06.649 --> 01:59:10.869
date? No, like the month and the day. Yeah, well,

01:59:10.949 --> 01:59:14.329
that's the date. Yeah, not the year. Fuck if

01:59:14.329 --> 01:59:17.630
I know. I'm assuming it's the Boston Tea Party.

01:59:17.810 --> 01:59:19.310
I'm thinking it's either the Boston Tea Party

01:59:19.310 --> 01:59:21.229
or the end of the Revolutionary War, but I don't

01:59:21.229 --> 01:59:22.850
know the day that it ended. That is, though.

01:59:23.050 --> 01:59:27.050
No, that's not. That was July 2nd, two days before

01:59:27.050 --> 01:59:30.149
the signing of the Declaration of Independence.

01:59:30.289 --> 01:59:33.579
That's not fair. Two days. That's not fair. He

01:59:33.579 --> 01:59:35.840
wanted it to be two days before. No, because

01:59:35.840 --> 01:59:38.310
that's when they started writing it. Yeah, but

01:59:38.310 --> 01:59:40.310
it's not finished. It's not finished. Yeah, he's

01:59:40.310 --> 01:59:43.529
kind of stupid. Did he have any backers on that?

01:59:43.630 --> 01:59:46.529
They're fucking stupid. That's what he said because

01:59:46.529 --> 01:59:49.729
they started writing it. They're like, yo, shut

01:59:49.729 --> 01:59:52.710
the fuck up, dude. We're not even finished. You

01:59:52.710 --> 01:59:54.909
know, he probably just like, maybe his fucking

01:59:54.909 --> 01:59:58.409
wife divorced him or something. No, no, it's

01:59:58.409 --> 02:00:00.470
not going to be today and it won't be tomorrow.

02:00:00.649 --> 02:00:06.420
It's that day. It's the life worth, okay? I guess

02:00:06.420 --> 02:00:11.859
body count? Body count. 200. Also called the

02:00:11.859 --> 02:00:14.979
White Chapel Murderer. This Victorian era serial

02:00:14.979 --> 02:00:16.979
killer knifed and mutilated. Who's Jack the Ripper?

02:00:17.180 --> 02:00:21.479
Fuck! Five women, London. Fuck! I knew that one!

02:00:21.859 --> 02:00:25.699
That's correct. He's my favorite serial killer.

02:00:25.699 --> 02:00:28.460
Let this be a lesson to our listeners out there

02:00:28.460 --> 02:00:31.140
in Norway. If you're going to compete in a Jeopardy

02:00:31.140 --> 02:00:35.159
game with anybody that you know, Don't get crossfaded

02:00:35.159 --> 02:00:41.439
before. Don't do that. Maybe don't. 400. Known

02:00:41.439 --> 02:00:44.539
only by his self -chosen nickname, this killer

02:00:44.539 --> 02:00:46.899
murdered five people in Northern California in

02:00:46.899 --> 02:00:49.779
the late 1960s. What is a Zodiac killer? Fuck!

02:00:51.100 --> 02:00:55.000
I'm expecting mass murderers. I'm expecting mass

02:00:55.000 --> 02:00:58.260
murderers. And I just need to get off that thought

02:00:58.260 --> 02:01:00.640
process because that's not where the answer is.

02:01:00.640 --> 02:01:04.119
It's very clearly like... prolific serial killers.

02:01:04.300 --> 02:01:06.979
Alright, I'm locked in now. I'm in. I'm in now.

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Body counts. 600. Also called the Killer Clown.

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It was John Wayne Gacy. Yes. Why did you say

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it like that, Casey? That was fucking weird.

02:01:21.180 --> 02:01:24.279
Yes. He's happy I'm answering the question correctly,

02:01:24.539 --> 02:01:27.039
I'd assume. Exactly. I went fucking gay for you.

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Keep her going. Let her ride. Wait, hold up.

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Do we still have 1 ,000? Yeah, give me that one.

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1 ,000. Are you fucking with me this time? No,

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you got 2 ,000. What's my score? Tyler's got

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7 ,400. Oh, my God. It puts me in the realm of

02:01:51.869 --> 02:01:54.689
possibility if I get it right, though. Okay.

02:01:55.710 --> 02:01:58.449
I'm going to bet it all there, Alex. All right.

02:01:59.079 --> 02:02:01.760
Or at all, this serial killer targeted young

02:02:01.760 --> 02:02:05.699
women on the Pacific Northwest during the 1970s

02:02:05.699 --> 02:02:09.539
and later represented himself in court. That

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could be a couple ones. I feel like the 70s was

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a time of serial killers. It was. There was a

02:02:17.100 --> 02:02:19.119
lot of them. Yeah, it was like the heyday for

02:02:19.119 --> 02:02:24.590
serial killers. Fuck. Ask me that again. This

02:02:24.590 --> 02:02:27.229
serial killer targeted young women in the Pacific

02:02:27.229 --> 02:02:30.609
Northwest during the 1970s and later represented

02:02:30.609 --> 02:02:34.069
himself in court. I don't think I would get this

02:02:34.069 --> 02:02:36.970
one because I feel like the one I'm thinking

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of is Southern California. You want to use a

02:02:44.550 --> 02:02:49.189
lifeline? You can't use a lifeline. Phone a friend.

02:02:49.470 --> 02:02:56.720
Phone Dan. I want to say what's -his -face. His

02:02:56.720 --> 02:02:58.939
last name was just in my mind, but I can't remember

02:02:58.939 --> 02:03:03.340
it now. Who was Charles Mason? Manson. Manson.

02:03:04.279 --> 02:03:06.300
Oh, no. That's Southern California. That's what

02:03:06.300 --> 02:03:10.140
I was thinking. Fuck, he was Cali. He was fucking

02:03:10.140 --> 02:03:12.399
Cali. Yeah, Quentin Tarantino. Fucking Jesus

02:03:12.399 --> 02:03:15.500
Christ, Ali Mack. Once upon a time in Hollywood.

02:03:15.880 --> 02:03:18.100
Fucking Christ. Charles Manson was in Cali, too.

02:03:18.359 --> 02:03:21.199
That's what I'm saying. I fucked it up. Because

02:03:21.199 --> 02:03:22.840
that's not the right answer. What was the right

02:03:22.840 --> 02:03:25.720
one? The answer was Ted Bundy. I'm gonna fucking...

02:03:25.720 --> 02:03:32.539
Alright, we'll go for 800 body counts. I'm gonna

02:03:32.539 --> 02:03:38.159
fucking auto -erotic asphyxiate. 800. This Wisconsin

02:03:38.159 --> 02:03:41.380
cannibal was known for luring victims with promises

02:03:41.380 --> 02:03:45.760
of modeling jobs. What is Ed Gein? No. Who is

02:03:45.760 --> 02:03:50.789
Jeffrey Dahmer? Yes! I got most of my points

02:03:50.789 --> 02:03:52.729
back, but that doesn't mean a... Wait, no, I

02:03:52.729 --> 02:03:55.470
didn't. It was a fucking daily double. You got

02:03:55.470 --> 02:04:00.250
scheduling conflicts for 400, 600, 800. Not for

02:04:00.250 --> 02:04:02.670
1 ,000? Yeah, you already chose that. All right,

02:04:02.670 --> 02:04:06.170
well, then fucking 800, I guess. Big swings.

02:04:07.729 --> 02:04:11.789
Initially, schedules for May 1st, 1944. The storming

02:04:11.789 --> 02:04:14.369
of Normandy was delayed by weather until this

02:04:14.369 --> 02:04:20.199
date. I forget my buzz in. Say it again. Uh,

02:04:20.340 --> 02:04:23.619
it was scheduled for May 1st, 1944, the storming

02:04:23.619 --> 02:04:26.800
of Normandy. What is June 7th? June 7th? No.

02:04:27.119 --> 02:04:31.680
Fuck. It was delayed until this date. What is

02:04:31.680 --> 02:04:37.159
May 3rd? No. I would be so pissed if it's, just

02:04:37.159 --> 02:04:39.819
clock it off. What is May 4th? Alright, clock

02:04:39.819 --> 02:04:45.579
it off. That was June 6th. Fuck! Oh! Come on!

02:04:45.779 --> 02:04:48.449
We pushed it back a month? Yeah. Whether it was

02:04:48.449 --> 02:04:50.909
that bad. Yeah, no, because they had to redo,

02:04:51.289 --> 02:04:54.050
like, the planning of it. I thought it was June

02:04:54.050 --> 02:04:56.909
7th. Come on, Dwight. I thought I liked Ike.

02:04:56.909 --> 02:04:59.449
He fucking stalled that shit. Jesus, man. We

02:04:59.449 --> 02:05:01.750
could have been over there earlier. I think Ike

02:05:01.750 --> 02:05:05.369
got 400, 600. God, I was one day off. You do

02:05:05.369 --> 02:05:07.050
have to admit that's impressive that I was one

02:05:07.050 --> 02:05:09.789
day off, though. Like, I was close. Well, it

02:05:09.789 --> 02:05:12.250
was close. Fucking closer than me, which isn't

02:05:12.250 --> 02:05:14.449
saying much. You know what they say, bro. Close

02:05:14.449 --> 02:05:16.649
only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

02:05:17.590 --> 02:05:19.789
I didn't know that. That would have been a Jeopardy

02:05:19.789 --> 02:05:25.090
question. Ali Mack, you got 400, 600. Give me

02:05:25.090 --> 02:05:29.550
big swings. We're going 600 here. Give me 600.

02:05:30.630 --> 02:05:34.670
This ancient general allowed his nation's calendar

02:05:34.670 --> 02:05:38.250
to fall 67 days out of date amid his civil war

02:05:38.250 --> 02:05:44.550
with Pompeii. I thought it was a date, not a

02:05:44.550 --> 02:05:48.949
person. No, it's not. It's about scheduling conflicts.

02:05:50.010 --> 02:05:53.050
Can you read that again? This ancient general

02:05:53.050 --> 02:05:56.550
allowed his nation's calendar to fall 67 days

02:05:56.550 --> 02:06:00.029
out of date amid his civil war with Pompeii.

02:06:02.510 --> 02:06:06.470
Who is Caesar? Yes. That would have been my guess.

02:06:06.489 --> 02:06:09.090
I was going to go Caesar or Alexander the Great.

02:06:10.479 --> 02:06:12.840
And I was literally a split second away from

02:06:12.840 --> 02:06:15.659
buzzing in with Caesar. So were you named after

02:06:15.659 --> 02:06:17.800
Alexander the Great? Or was there just like...

02:06:17.800 --> 02:06:23.500
That's what... No, no. I was named... My family...

02:06:23.500 --> 02:06:28.840
My grandfather's name was Alex. I have a question

02:06:28.840 --> 02:06:31.720
for... I'm Alexander. And my great -grandfather's

02:06:31.720 --> 02:06:33.359
name was... So his name was Alex and his middle

02:06:33.359 --> 02:06:36.569
name was Ander? Or was he Alexander? No, I just

02:06:36.569 --> 02:06:40.170
fucking... Angus was my great -grandfather's

02:06:40.170 --> 02:06:43.369
name, which in Gaelic means Alex. Oh, okay. So

02:06:43.369 --> 02:06:45.090
it's just a long -running name, and we have an

02:06:45.090 --> 02:06:48.470
Alexandra in our family. If I have a boy, probably

02:06:48.470 --> 02:06:51.289
Alex. You're just gonna Alex Jr.? No, I'm gonna

02:06:51.289 --> 02:06:53.270
go Alex. I'm gonna keep alternating it, because

02:06:53.270 --> 02:06:55.569
my dad's name was Alex, and I'm Alexander. I'm

02:06:55.569 --> 02:06:57.949
not a junior. Oh, you're not a junior. No, and

02:06:57.949 --> 02:07:00.810
Gabriel is my middle name, which my fucking dad

02:07:00.810 --> 02:07:03.310
claims is out of the Bible, but I... absolutely

02:07:03.310 --> 02:07:07.270
no for a fact was after Peter Gabriel. I'm positive

02:07:07.270 --> 02:07:09.630
it was Peter Gabriel. He just fucking lies about

02:07:09.630 --> 02:07:13.989
it. Last question. For 400, Christmas is celebrated

02:07:13.989 --> 02:07:17.250
on this date in the Eastern Orthodox Church.

02:07:17.489 --> 02:07:21.130
Yeah, no. I rescind it. What is January 1st?

02:07:21.890 --> 02:07:26.029
No. Really? Keep buzzing. Christmas is celebrated

02:07:26.029 --> 02:07:29.109
on this date in the Eastern Orthodox Church 13

02:07:29.109 --> 02:07:37.250
days after the other denominations. But not,

02:07:37.369 --> 02:07:45.449
not, not, not, not, not. 13 days after. So it

02:07:45.449 --> 02:07:47.489
would be, you know what? I don't fucking care.

02:07:48.750 --> 02:07:55.010
That would be January 7th. 7th? Yeah. Tyler's

02:07:55.010 --> 02:08:01.109
got 6 ,400. LMX got zero. I'm gonna bet it all,

02:08:01.329 --> 02:08:04.510
Casey. I'm gonna bet it all. I'm gonna let it

02:08:04.510 --> 02:08:08.090
ride. Risky move, I know, but I'm gonna bet it

02:08:08.090 --> 02:08:12.189
all. Alright. God, this is so fucking horrible.

02:08:12.270 --> 02:08:14.590
At least I can bet my negative points to go further

02:08:14.590 --> 02:08:17.949
into the negative. I fucking had any! I'll tell

02:08:17.949 --> 02:08:19.850
you what, this category is about the early presidents.

02:08:20.270 --> 02:08:21.890
I'll be back. If you get this question right,

02:08:21.989 --> 02:08:24.890
I'll give you an automatic win. No fucking shot.

02:08:25.390 --> 02:08:27.829
If Tyler gets it right, he also gets a win. So

02:08:27.829 --> 02:08:31.350
if you both get it right, you'll be tied. Tied?

02:08:32.130 --> 02:08:34.770
That's fucking horrible. No, if we both get it

02:08:34.770 --> 02:08:38.689
right, Tyler wins. Let's be real here. If I get

02:08:38.689 --> 02:08:40.989
a question about early... No, I swear, if Outback

02:08:40.989 --> 02:08:42.890
pulls this out of his ass, I will give you a

02:08:42.890 --> 02:08:48.520
win. What's the fucking... What's the question?

02:08:48.659 --> 02:08:51.220
No, Casey, I was arguing for Tyler to have better

02:08:51.220 --> 02:08:53.520
odds. I feel like I haven't done anything to

02:08:53.520 --> 02:08:56.239
deserve a win tonight. I've been pretty fucking

02:08:56.239 --> 02:09:01.340
trash the whole time. This 22nd and 24th U .S.

02:09:01.359 --> 02:09:03.880
President was featured on the discontinued $1

02:09:03.880 --> 02:09:14.079
,000 bill. $1 ,000 bill? Yep. It was the 22nd

02:09:14.079 --> 02:09:18.550
and 24th U .S. President. Featured on the discontinued

02:09:18.550 --> 02:09:30.750
$1 ,000 bill. So those are non -consecutive terms,

02:09:30.930 --> 02:09:40.050
right? Yeah. I didn't mean to say that in all

02:09:40.050 --> 02:09:47.659
caps. How are you back? So it's FDR. Fuck! That's

02:09:47.659 --> 02:09:49.800
correct. Tyler says Grover Cleveland. That's

02:09:49.800 --> 02:09:57.279
correct. Tyler. How long was I off by? 20! You

02:09:57.279 --> 02:10:00.560
were off by about 100 years. You were off by

02:10:00.560 --> 02:10:04.800
100 years. Oh shit, Teddy was the one with the

02:10:04.800 --> 02:10:07.859
glasses on. Yeah. That's who I was shooting for.

02:10:08.439 --> 02:10:10.640
Now, Grover Cleveland and Donald Trump are the

02:10:10.640 --> 02:10:13.020
only two presidents that have served two unconsecutive

02:10:13.020 --> 02:10:17.460
terms. Wait, were FDR and Teddy related? Yeah,

02:10:17.479 --> 02:10:23.100
they were cousins. Fucking stupid. But, uh, yeah.

02:10:23.399 --> 02:10:29.500
40, baby! 4 -0! 40 wins for Tyler. Goddamn. I

02:10:29.500 --> 02:10:32.960
need some performance -enhancing drugs. That

02:10:32.960 --> 02:10:36.260
stands for some vitamin B water. I'm just gonna

02:10:36.260 --> 02:10:38.699
rip a line of fucking coke next time and fucking

02:10:38.699 --> 02:10:42.140
buzz in with everything. There we go. I'll finish

02:10:42.140 --> 02:10:46.439
at negative 9 ,000 points. I'll do it at home.

02:10:47.359 --> 02:10:51.039
Alright, if you, uh... If you're in the FC files,

02:10:51.180 --> 02:10:54.819
email us. Or if you're not in the Epstein files,

02:10:54.939 --> 02:10:57.520
also email us. If you're listening, you text

02:10:57.520 --> 02:11:02.319
me, you son of a bitch. No, ccjeepstein at gmail

02:11:02.319 --> 02:11:07.319
.com. No, jeevacation at gmail .com. Jeevacations,

02:11:07.319 --> 02:11:10.100
yes. We should send an email. That's his actual

02:11:10.100 --> 02:11:12.000
email? We should send an email to that address.

02:11:12.520 --> 02:11:14.460
We probably shouldn't. I'm sure it's Jeffrey

02:11:14.460 --> 02:11:20.539
Epstein Enterprises. Yeah. This show sucks. Oh,

02:11:20.560 --> 02:11:22.619
it's fucking horrible, and it gets worse every

02:11:22.619 --> 02:11:26.140
episode. I didn't think that we could get worse,

02:11:26.260 --> 02:11:29.579
but we do. We find a new way to dig our hole

02:11:29.579 --> 02:11:32.420
deeper every day, and that's something that you

02:11:32.420 --> 02:11:34.939
can count on. At least we're consistent. Every

02:11:34.939 --> 02:11:38.920
episode will get worse, I promise you. The technical

02:11:38.920 --> 02:11:41.439
difficulties went, and now really the only thing

02:11:41.439 --> 02:11:44.880
we talk about is religion, politics, and the

02:11:44.880 --> 02:11:47.500
Jeffrey Epstein files. Sometimes we talk about

02:11:47.500 --> 02:11:51.680
buttholes and sex. So tune in next week. Probably

02:11:51.680 --> 02:11:54.619
not, actually. All right. Jeff Robinson didn't

02:11:54.619 --> 02:11:56.760
kill himself. Be kind to yourselves. And each

02:11:56.760 --> 02:12:01.819
other. We out. And fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck Jeopardy.

02:12:01.819 --> 02:12:06.060
Fuck it all. For all we know, robots have souls.

02:12:06.180 --> 02:12:08.439
We just don't know if they do or don't. How do

02:12:08.439 --> 02:12:12.520
you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?

02:12:15.520 --> 02:12:18.020
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this

02:12:18.020 --> 02:12:23.289
planet? Dang. Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping

02:12:23.289 --> 02:12:27.130
down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's

02:12:27.130 --> 02:12:29.550
people out there with some really dumb thoughts.

02:12:30.989 --> 02:12:34.270
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the skirmish

02:12:34.270 --> 02:12:36.869
come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come

02:12:36.869 --> 02:12:38.350
from? You're telling me that they didn't die

02:12:38.350 --> 02:12:41.270
and become ghosts? Ugh, they're killing, they're

02:12:41.270 --> 02:12:43.170
killing all the already born babies and sell

02:12:43.170 --> 02:12:47.189
them to the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere

02:12:47.189 --> 02:12:50.939
in China. In some base... What the fuck? There

02:12:50.939 --> 02:12:53.180
are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10

02:12:53.180 --> 02:12:56.100
feet tall. Oh my god! Okay, so did they come

02:12:56.100 --> 02:13:00.220
from our planet? Then they are extraterrestrials.

02:13:00.220 --> 02:13:05.560
They are aliens. I do not associate with terrorists.

02:13:05.579 --> 02:13:29.989
I do not associate with terrorists. while holding

02:13:29.989 --> 02:13:33.409
their pulse, feel them die of this virus. You

02:13:33.409 --> 02:13:36.449
feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing. They're

02:13:36.449 --> 02:13:39.090
fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that

02:13:39.090 --> 02:13:42.189
the government has taken it to the next level

02:13:42.189 --> 02:13:48.390
with the birds. They know what birds are going

02:13:48.390 --> 02:13:50.909
to cross paths with you, that you are going to

02:13:50.909 --> 02:13:52.630
be able to raise, and they are going to make

02:13:52.630 --> 02:13:54.890
them so fucking real. They're going to sink money

02:13:54.890 --> 02:14:01.659
into them, because they know... cut it open you're

02:14:01.659 --> 02:14:03.460
going to see blood guts no circuitry but let

02:14:03.460 --> 02:14:08.079
me tell you their technology which by the way

02:14:08.079 --> 02:14:49.119
big brother is the overlord George Soros is an

02:14:49.119 --> 02:14:52.319
actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking

02:14:52.319 --> 02:14:55.859
lying. It's fucking real, okay? Look it up. Look

02:14:55.859 --> 02:14:58.939
it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George

02:14:58.939 --> 02:15:00.939
Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis

02:15:00.939 --> 02:15:03.619
during the Holocaust. He says that he was doing

02:15:03.619 --> 02:15:05.840
it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.

02:15:05.960 --> 02:15:08.000
He was having a great fucking time doing this

02:15:08.000 --> 02:15:11.079
shit. George Soros is the fucking devil, okay?