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We're here with Dan, Alec, and Tyler. We got
everybody here for once. Welcome back. We got
everybody here. Controversial opinion. I don't
like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I fucking like
the one in the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Alec was
wrapping it up on this song earlier. I want to
be your best friend. Half their songs are about
California. California. Yeah, but I mean, to
me it's like, I'm kind of indifferent towards
the lyrics in most of their songs, though they
do have a couple that are really good. It's more,
the rest of the band is incredible. The instrumentality
of it is fantastic, but the singer throws me
off completely. Because he's like, California,
California, I live there. Oh, yes, California's
pretty cool. Oh, hey, yo. Okay, okay. I get what
you're saying. I saw an article that said, what's
his name? Anthony Cletus or whatever. He's actually,
yeah, he's actually tone deaf and they have to
like either enhance his vocals or autotune because
he actually can't hear a pitch. Yeah, no, I believe
it. I saw him on Joe Rogan where he was like
talking like this. Hello. How you doing? The
lead singer of Red Hot Chili Peppers. Well, I
read Flea's autobiography, and he kind of talks
about just, like, really how much drugs Anthony
Kiedis did. And, like, it's just, like, he kind
of has, like, the Ozzy syndrome going on a little
bit. Like, he fucking... He misses a lot of lyrics
at live shows now. He kind of just does fucking
B -pop for most of it. That's why people... Like,
Tyler had that opinion of him, because as his
career's gone on... Everything after Stadium
Arcadium, Anthony Kiedis is kind of shot for.
But the albums before that are fantastic. You
can't judge that band off of that. And even then,
the rest of the band is still incredible. The
lyrically and melody -wise, it's kind of off.
But it's just, I don't know. I fucking love them.
He's like a big -time heroin addict, too. Huge,
huge, yeah. Did he get off it? Yeah, he did.
He's sober now. Everybody is, but, like, Chad
Smith, he was sober. Everyone flea came out with
his cock out. they all did yeah he had like a
massive cocktail it was like surprisingly massive
i was like holy shit what the fuck's going on
there please like what is this at woodstock 99
oh my god i want to meet flea so bad like his
autobiography was just so cool like he was just
like a totally run to the litter kind of guy
got picked on but just like totally found his
outlet in music and had a massive cock that's
why he had a massive cock and i think he probably
brought that up actually i think he talks a lot
like having a massive guy well girls had no interest
in him until he was like kind of successful as
a musician like and he got picked on by the rest
of the band for it did uh did he talk about being
in back to the future i think he did oh yeah
he was one of the fucking the the the the like
the future like gang members right well he was
he was one of the guys in the pickup truck is
my mic on Oh, he was the driver of the pickup
truck. He's the one who's like slapping. Yeah,
he's like, let's run it. Let's run it. And Amari's
like, nah. It's reverse. I think that was before
they were even big, the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
That would be 85. Was it the first one or was
that the second one that they did that? I think
that was the second one. Regardless, the autobiography
ends. Like, right before, like, the current line
-up of the Red Hot Chili Peppers plays their
first one. Because they have, like, they have,
like, two albums. You can still find them on
Spotify, but they're, like, very, like, um...
I don't know, like, psychedelic, like, reggae
kind of music. It's not similar to anything else
they made, but their guitarist at that time,
Hillel Slowback, died of an overdose, and then
it brings them, like, the first show with Anthony
Kiedis and everybody, and then the book ends
there. I mean, I like Tool. Tool's nice. I like
them too. Like I like, I like how fucking insane
their fucking riffs are on bass and guitar and
like everything. It just sounds like a fucking
fever dream. I do kind of like the memes about
them where it's like, it's just like tool fans
are so insufferable. I'm so sorry. I didn't see
that. There was like a seven, five, 18 for like
rhythm switch for two bars of that song. Like,
yo, check this out. Yes. Check this out. Oh yeah,
man. It's crazy. It's a month of time signature
change. Yeah. That's what I was going to say.
The time signatures. It's like tool fans when
they hear a song that doesn't have 15. I only
knew one song, but what? 46 and two. I mean that,
I think that is one of them. I like vicarious.
I like schism. Schism is my favorite. That's
a basic answer. I know that, but I like vicarious
is probably one of my favorites. I like, um,
My dad actually liked Tool, so he would listen
to him in a car a lot when I was younger. So
then I just kind of like just became a Tool fan
because my dad liked him. Tool is the reason
that I sucked at Guitar Hero for so long. Because
in World Tour, you have to do like the whole
career. Yeah. And then it's like there's a tool
set and it's like. 30 minutes long and I just
hated the music as a kid and I just stopped playing
it. It was like, now I love it. Now I love it.
I don't remember that. Cause there was, you didn't
see the stage or anything. It was just psychedelic
visuals on the screen. It was like two worms
coming out with like human faces and shit. And
there's just like an eye in the background that
was like blinking and shit. It was weird. It's
like, I thought I was like a guitarist in a band
and like, and now I'm in hell. I was like, is
my game busted? Am I glitching out? Am I in a
creepypasta right now? Speaking of creepypastas
in real life, what the fuck's going on with the
files, man? Congratulations on the release of
the Epstein files. We got a lot of files, but
Pam Boddy blacked out all the names of the people
who committed the crimes. I'm good with that.
I'm fine with it. I mean, fucking... Dan, I fucking
hate your take on this. I'm not gonna lie. I
fucking hate it so much. Yeah, there was a lot
of shit about fucking eating babies in there.
Okay, fucking tell me, Dan. They fucking hated
babies, dude. They ate babies. They're literally
killing all already born babies. I know you're
gonna... It was actually fucking true. Dude,
they fucking cut the fucking dude's stomach open
and ate the poop out of his fucking organ. Dude,
it's fucking crazy, man. It's satanic bullshit.
All right, Tyler. I mean, all right, Dan. Tell
me why you like getting blue -pilled so hard
on these Epstein files. Dude, so here's the thing.
Look, you got all these heads of American tech
companies and all kinds of American companies
there, right? The world looks at America like
this light, the shining light on the hill, right?
I don't care if Bill Gates was eating babies
on a yacht. I do. That's unbelievable. Do you
understand the amount of capital that would be
pulled out of the stock market, out of the global
markets? Do you understand? I know you're rage
baiting. You cannot have that. He's eating people,
man. He's eating people that are alive. They
cut their hands and they cut their feet off and
then they gut them and then they eat the purpose.
And they're like, nom, nom, nom. I love poop
and I love eating babies. It's awful. It's terrible.
It's satanic. It's all shit to fucking molly
and balls. It's Satan worship, man! It's devils!
That was a throwback. Give me a fucking fist
bump on that. Goddamn! It's been a long time.
Yeah, you're right, Dan. Let's just fucking not
see anything, though. Bro, I'm trying to save
the stock market. You guys are worried about
morals. AI will fix it right before it kills
us all. We already knew they were doing this
shit. This is not new. I already assumed Bill
Gates was doing that. Yeah, but now we got him
on the ropes. Just fucking... Well, we're never
going to see everything. We don't really have
them on the ropes. They're making us seem like
if we release enough of these file drops that
are redacted, eventually people will be like,
see, there's nothing. And nobody's going to do
that. No, no, no, no, no, no. They're fucking
bragging. They're fucking bragging. Because they
know that we can't do anything, so they're fucking
bragging by doing this. Like, yeah, this is what
we did. We're satanic pedophiles. We love being
satanic pedophiles. We love it. They're doing
animal -human hybrids on the island. It was in
the files. Alex Jones was fucking right the whole
fucking time. He was right. And everybody called
him fucking crazy. And we called him fucking
crazy. I agree with you. Here's what it says.
Did I see some backing evidence to Tyler's statements?
In Newport, Rhode Island, approximately eight
years of age, this guy that they were interviewing
that was a victim of Epstein, while his great
uncle and family member were present, they inserted
a large tape measure into his rectum. stated
subsequent to the exam that he was raped by Jeffrey
Epstein as well as former United States President
William J. Clinton. While in a heavy drug -induced
state, also stated the bottoms of the feet and
back were slashed. First day during the yacht
trip, multiple unknown male blacks were engaged
in sex acts. Male blacks? Female whites who had
their backs slashed and were bleeding. Also described
several infants being killed and their intestines
removed as well as other acts of cannibalism.
He stated that former United States President
George H .W. Bush engaged in a sex act with an
unknown male black. Former United States Secretary
of State Henry Kissinger and businessman George
Soros. were present on the same yacht while the
aforementioned acts of violence were occurring.
And they asked injuries or scars. They responded,
on my anus. Okay, well this sounds like somebody's
recap of the files. I fucking knew it. So what
that actually was, all this crazy shit that's
coming out, it was an FBI tip line that people
would call into and the caller had to take down
all the information. They're eating people, Dan.
So you would get schizophrenic people. calling
in. They're watching the news. They're like,
oh, George Soros, Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump,
Bill Clinton. Oh, my God. And then they go down
this fucking rabbit hole like Tyler just did.
They go into this psychosis and then they start
dreaming up all these fucking orgies and fucking
cannibalism on both. They're fucking eating people,
Dan. It's literally schizophrenic people calling
in. They're eating people. It's not all schizophrenic
people. There's like one guy where she said...
Male blacks, female whites. It's crazy. Who's
that film director? He said he just... fucking
strangled this 12 -year -old girl with her bare
hands and then buried under the 18th hole of
Trump's golf course. Who said that? The victim.
The guy, the witness. The one who got buried
under the 18th hole? Who was the witness? It
was a witness at a party. I gotta find the fucking...
I'll take things that never happened. Yeah, I
was gonna say, you can't repair a hole on a golf
course that quick. Some people are gonna be like,
eh. Detectives, see? We got a detective on it
here. We got a detective on it. I watched an
hour and a half long interview with Jeffrey Epstein.
It was so good, actually. He was actually a finance
wizard, and that's where he got all his money.
He didn't give a fuck about what he did. The
interviewer kept asking him. He said, were you
like when you were in prison? Are you the devil?
Yeah, that was at the end, the very end of the
interview. But he's like, while you were in prison,
did you consider how did I get myself to this
situation? Okay, his name's redacted. Okay, that's
good. We don't got to know. It was bullshit anyway.
It said he witnessed Robin Leach, that was the
film director, strangle a young girl during a
sex party. He claims that she was buried under
a 19th hole at Donald Trump Golf Course. Well,
they better go start checking. Can you imagine
if it's true, though? Dude, that would be, I'd
be like, pull that off. That's pretty impressive.
He was told that if he spoke about the incident,
he would end up in the hole as well. Damn. Okay,
now I'm calling real bullshit on that one. That
sounds like a campfire horror story. Oh, come
on. Casey wants it to be true so bad. I mean,
there's 5 ,000 mentions of, you know, Donald
Trump raped me. They can't be all schizophrenics.
I don't think there's 5 ,000 mentions of it.
Well, his name, the number keeps going up. It
was like 1 ,500. That was like 5 ,000. That was
like 30 ,000 times Trump's name. If it's in there
30 ,000 times. Show me the one email that says
Donald Trump raped me. And Jeffrey Epstein was
like, yes. They weren't even friends at that
point. He had been kicked out of Mar -a -Lago
in 2003. Because Trump had these beauticians
on staff, and they would go out and do services
for people. And one of them went to Jeffrey Epstein's
house, and whatever beautician service she was
doing, it was part of his country club. Whatever
service she was doing. She came back to Mar -a
-Lago and said that Jeffrey Epstein forced himself
on her. What's a beautician? And so that went
to HR and Donald Trump banned him. Donald Trump
banned Jeffrey Epstein in 2003 from Mar -a -Lago.
Oh, what's the date? It says somebody sent...
There was a lot of flight records showing that
he was still going to the island after that,
though. Donald Trump, there's no flight records
showing he went to the island. That's not true.
And actually, yes, it is. And CNN got sued for
saying it. They had to issue a formal apology
and say that Donald Trump never went to the island.
It says the investors want to know if we can
discuss World War III if it's still on, if we're
planning February 8th, 2026. Huh? What? It says...
Email from James Haywood to Jeffrey Epstein.
We need to discuss World War III. The investors
want to know if we are still planning on February
8th, 2026. I think that that's taken. They're
probably doing something. This was in 2018. That's
in three days. You should search the actual files
for that because that sounds like something somebody
would make up to look like an email. Why would
it happen right now? But what if, Dan? Dude,
this shit says World War III is going to start
in three days. But it actually really could.
It could. That's the thing. We are so close.
We are the closest to World War III we've ever
been in history. If you tell me that, if that
happens, we are the closest we have ever been.
If that happens and you tell me it's a coincidence,
I will shit myself. All the goddamn fucking doomsday
clock horse shit. The thing that is crazy is
what was in the files is he was discussing with
Bill Gates about gain of function. and uh a pandemic
test this was in 2017 they were talking about
testing a world pandemic that actually happened
that is confirmed dan i just can't tell what
side of this you're on anymore no i'm saying
that you're giving evidence that like here's
the thing like jeffrey epstein i i think by the
way i'm still here i think that he was just an
old jewish pervert i don't think that he was
some fucking why does it matter what religion
he is it does matter No, it does matter because
it makes it, you know, because he's like, you
know. It's an Israeli fucking compromising ring.
That's the whole thing that it is. Casey, you
have a vape. Can you turn my mic up? I feel like.
That mic actually is, I can only, it's always
a low volume. Let me see if I can turn it up.
Jeffrey Epstein is a fucking pedophile. I'm really
starting to think that Jeffrey Epstein definitely
killed himself. Dude, he didn't. Jeffrey Epstein
is still alive. No, they said they witnessed
him. They switched him out with somebody when
they were coming out of the hospital. Tyler saw
this, right? Jeffrey Epstein is still alive.
Dude, I think that it's highly likely what Tyler
just said. Highly likely. What did you just say?
Jeffrey Epstein's still alive. He is still alive.
Yeah, I think there's like an 80 % chance. Dude,
because... They're probably hiding him in Israel.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. How easy would it be for him
to dye his hair and blend in and be banging 16
-year -olds in fucking Israel? It would be a
lot easier to get him out of that cell. That's
what he's doing right now. It would be a lot
easier to get him out of that cell. The camera
went dead. And somehow hang him without any ability
for him to... Yeah, it only went dead for like
three or like five minutes. It wasn't... But
you could get out in that time. Yeah, they just...
Look. rope some cadaver up there. They were probably
waiting at the hospital like wait till a cardiac
arrest that kind of looks like him gets here
and then we'll just fucking string him up. You
have to understand that Jeffrey Epstein wasn't
just a rich guy. When the financial crisis was
happening in 2008, he was in prison during this
time. When the financial crisis was happening,
the banks that were going under were calling
him in prison. Lehman Brothers, Bear Stearns,
that's where he used to work. They were calling
him to get his opinion. on what was going to
happen next. That's how important this fucking
guy was. The banks that the United States government
bailed out were calling a convicted sex offender
in prison. That's a fucking powerful person.
They've got to make a movie about this. There's
only one man who can do the job. Call him. Unfortunately,
he's got a dark past. Let's see if he can redeem
himself. One man, one pedophile. He rapes, but
he saves. It's crazy. He rapes, but he saves.
Let's see if we can convince him to balance it
out. That's from a Dave Chappelle skit. He's
talking about Bill Cosby and all the good he's
done. He's like, he rapes, but he saves. He rapes,
but he saves is a crazy thing to say. I fucking
love Dave Chappelle. I miss the Chappelle show
so much. I was watching a couple episodes of
that and like Cece looks at me like she's fucking
mortified when I watch it. I don't know. It's
like because it's such like a taboo sense of
humor now because just because of how politically
incorrect I mean like most of the skits he's
playing like a fucking crack addict or he's in
white face like Clayton makes me so funny. So
it says, not saying anything after, please do
not try and dox me, but last night after 4 .15,
they took Jeffrey Epstein in the medical in a
wheelchair. Let me just say something real quick.
Let's just stop right here. Dox is a new word.
That became popular in the last five years. This
was written in 2019. Yeah, no, I was using that.
Google dox was around at that point. No, doxxed.
No, dude, that's been around for a long time.
Doxxed? Yes, absolutely. Come on, Tyler, help
me out here. There's so many. I feel like it
wasn't mainstream until recently. No, streamers
were getting doxxed when I was still in fucking
high school. Fine! Okay, I'm wrong. I wasn't
trying to be a dick. I know that I heard that
term. I mean, if you look up Google search amount
by history or whatever i guarantee you that that
word's already no you're probably like i'm telling
you i'm gonna ask chachi bt when they said a
van just showed up and switched him out with
the the real jeffrey epstein congratulations
dan you just wasted four gallons and killed three
trees for what i'm just kidding i was just making
a joke when you make a search i will i'm i'm
not gonna lie gemini ai for like day -to -day
tasks kind of like in gemini Just because it
lets me tunnel my autism and get it out of the
way quick. Because otherwise I'm going to have
50 Google searches, but now I can ask Gemini.
Like, I'm talking about my fucking hearing aid
to Gemini. I'm like, alright, so I'm 27. I lost
my hearing at 3 from meningitis. What are the
chances my auditory nerve is still somewhat intact,
even if my eardrum is ossified? And it picks
up on every single part of that question, gives
me a detailed answer with case studies that I
can click on to verify it. I like AI for that.
That's cool. Because that would be like a one,
two hour tunnel before. That would be a tough
thing to really find a case study to read about.
And it can pull that quick. It's going to project
some government, like worship the government
into your brain. Propaganda into your fucking
ears. Well, I'm looking at verified case study
websites, though, that have nothing to do with
the government. Well, probably not that much
to do. And I don't think that there's many. I
think the government's coming after people. like
me, who just have single -sided hearing loss
for no good reason. So why are they saying that
babies taste like cream cheese? Yeah, right back
to that. Dude, they're fucking doing crazy shit,
and everybody called me crazy fucking five years
ago! What do they mean by Pizzagate? You don't
fucking... Oh, that's a good one. Oh, my fucking
God! I thought Pizzagate was fucking talking
about Pizzagate fucking six years ago! That was
the Democrats in Hillary Clinton, right? Yes!
I saw that in the files. That was in the files.
No, that was in Pizzagate too. That was. And
the NYPD officers saw the tape. And they threw
up and they all went missing. Yeah, they all
went missing. This fucking shit has been fucking
there for fucking years. And everybody said I
was fucking crazy, man. They said I was fucking
crazy. But I'm not. Pizzagate is kind of crazy
just because like... They were doing... Well,
of the research I've done into Pizzagate, I did
not hear Tyler's claims. But what I did hear
is it's just like there's a lot of things about
like it's they're definitely speaking in code.
It's whatever. It's like they would read these
fucking kids. They would fucking mix cum and
fucking milk. They would mix blood and cum and
fucking lactation. Dude, and then they would
fucking drink it during the earthquake. Then
they would fucking read these kids and fucking
they would be born and they would fucking eat
them. Yes. Yes! So here's the thing. Dan, I need
your take here because I feel like I'm getting
killed out here right now. There's a fucking
drink fucking coming fucking person. I'm clearly
talking about fucking kids in there, but I'm
telling you I've watched a good amount of shit
on Pizzagate. They fucking wrote it in fucking
blood on the wall! Oh, man. They're fucking in
our face, man. They had spirit cooking. They
would mix in fucking feces and blood and fetuses
and fucking semen and breast milk. And then they'd
make a fucking thing. And then they would fucking
eat it. And they would cut the faces off of people.
I saw this note. It was written in blood. And
it was by this 10 -year -old girl. And she wrote
in her blood. And it was a code that they have
to solve in order to figure out what she's trying
to say. And she was saying, help me. This is
where I am. Why couldn't she just write that?
Brother. This ain't Zodiac. This ain't fucking
Zodiac. If they found it, they would fucking
eat her. This is like from the depths of Fort
Campbell. If they found it, they would fucking
eat her. Dude, look, here's my take. I'm like
number one conspiracy theorist. I don't know
what the fuck y 'all have been on about. The
chances that they were fucking killed. They had
to get underage for my sharing ring. But like,
I don't know. I really, I mean, I wouldn't even
be surprised if there was an instance or two
where they did fucking kill a kid like on purpose.
They had satanic rituals. Where they fucking
drank semen and fucking killed kids and fucking
ripped their intestines out and then eat the
feces. It was like, oh, can I get that pizza
with extra sausage? It was all the fucking pizza
gate shit, but they actually, the fucking pizza
gate was way further than the fucking emails.
You're such, you're such surface level. You're
such a surface level. You gotta go deeper. You
gotta go fucking deeper in there, man. Once you
go deeper, then you get to the fucking Hillary
Clinton wearing fucking people's faces and fucking
like using her tit milk to fucking mix in to
drink during earthquakes. They're drinking tit
milk and semen during earthquakes. No, they're
really doing satanic rituals. They're worshipping
Paul and they're worshipping Malik and they're
doing this shit. They have to do this shit on
certain days when a full moon and an earthquake
happen at the same time. Shit gets real bad.
Whether or not they're actually eating people,
they're actually doing these satanic rituals.
No, I never disputed a satanic ritual. It's not
hard to believe if they're doing satanic rituals
that they would fucking eat children. They've
been burning owl effigies for a while now. If
this is happening... They're already raping kids.
You don't think they're going to eat them too?
The chances that this actually happened are very
low. It's like 50%, dude. It's very low. If it
is on that other end of the... 50 % that say
it did happen, okay? It would probably be because
some entity came to them and it said, listen,
do you want power? I have been here for eternity.
I have seen civilizations come and go. If you
want to tap into that power, okay, you need to
give me something. Exactly. I need to see something.
I get gratification from watching. children die.
Bring them to me. It's fucking Moloch, Dan. It's
fucking Moloch. Kill them. This is biblical.
It's not right versus left. It's not fucking
America. It's not fucking anything. This is good
and evil fighting each other. It's Ben doing
this. It's Ben doing this shit. It's his whole
thing. It's biblical, Dan. It's biblical. This
is what's going on. You don't fucking do this
shit. The fucking Bible literally says you shall
not sacrifice yourself. children to the fires
of moloch they're fucking doing this shit it
was fucking sumerian and fucking uh babylonian
shit back in the day they were worshiping moloch
moloch promised them power and fertility and
fucking riches if they were able which is Fucking
riches! They were able to... Malak was promising
this if they sacrificed children specifically.
And they'd have to do all these awful rituals
to the children. And sometimes they weren't even
weeks old. And they'd willingly sacrifice children
to Malak. And Malak would give them things in
return. So God came down and ran hellfire on
these fucking motherfuckers. And he said, you
shall have no gods before me. And then he made
the Israelis come in. The original Israelites,
which were actually... cool guys. The new Israelites
fucking suck. But the old Israelites from the
Bible, they were on God's team and God's like,
yo, go in there. Fuck their shit up. So then
they did. So they had to fight Moloch and they
had to fight all this shit. It was in the fucking
time. Yeah, they actually said the demon names
too in the Epstein file. Exactly! It's just fucking
Samarian and Babylonian fucking worship in today's
day. We gotta fucking fight that with Jesus.
We gotta come back at them and punch them in
the face with Jesus. We gotta come after these
motherfuckers. Tyler. Alright, Joel, Steve. Calm
down over there. Do you agree that Jeffrey Epstein
might have just been the devil in disguise? Human
personification of the devil? I think this is
going to be my craziest thing of the night. He
has no empathy, right? Jeffrey Epstein is a vampire.
It's possible. Jewish vampire. Jeffrey Epstein
has been around for hundreds, if not thousands
of years, and he's using this. He's a fucking
manipulator. He's a master manipulator. He was
given the gift of vampirism or immortality or
something from Moloch, and he's been a Moloch
priest of some sort, a Moloch or Baal priest
of some sort, and he's been spreading this fucking
evil throughout the world. Yeah, he doesn't even
care, too. Like, you see an interview with him?
He's like, yeah, he doesn't fucking care because
he's a priest of fucking Moloch or Baal. He's
either being reborn again as an Antichrist -esque
figure that is empowered by the powers of Baal
or Moloch, but we gotta do the opposite. We gotta
come at him with the power of good, man. He went
to prison for what? Three years? and he was like,
I didn't even care if I was in prison. Like,
I've been like a live fraternity for three years.
I'm just going to get out and fucking rape kids
again. Yeah, he's a fucking, he's a master high
-level priest of Baal and he's got the gift of
immortality. I don't think anybody that's not
demonic can be that, you know, unapathetic. Thank
you, Casey. Finally, we're on the same page for
something. This is crazy. And then these retards
are the ones who aren't on my side for once.
I don't know what the fuck's going on. Why am
I agreeing with you, Casey? Why are you agreeing
with me? Well, I mean, I'll be honest. I started
off disagreeing with Dan. I started off disagreeing
with Dan at first. That's how we got into this.
If you believe in good and evil and you don't
believe in God, then Epstein is probably the
worst thing that you can probably think of, right?
Yes, Jeffrey Epstein is a fucking demon in human
skin. Can I bring us back to Earthquake? Yeah.
We're on Earth, man. We're in Hellworld, though.
I went to a fucking Rascal Flats show the other
day. What the fuck? I got free tickets. God bless
the broken road that led me straight to you.
That's my favorite song. That's CeCe's favorite
song. Neither of us really knew another song
by him. So he showed up, and it's like these
two really good country acts that open up. I
miss Mayberry, sitting on a porch drinking ice
cold cherry. coke when everything was black in
my dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad
dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad
dad dad dad That's a fucking cover. That's not
even our song. It was Tom something. It wasn't
Tom Petty. Life is a highway. Yeah. The original
one was like by Tom something, but all I know
is that the first two acts were great. And then,
and then I just had CC piss. She was like very
nauseous with the pregnancy thing. Like we were
debating leaving. And then just like the one
guy stands up and he's got like the big, like
fucking neck mic. And he starts like getting
deep for a minute. He said nothing about God
though. He's like, I just think that America
is really divided and we all got to come together.
And everything. And it was like, all right, calm
down, Joel Osteen. Like, what are you going to
do? Turn this place into a super church? I hate
when they turn it into a fucking, you know, into
a podium for fucking preaching. Bro, I said that.
Not five seconds goes by. And he's like, and
that's why we only got one way to look. points
up like god damn it i just looked at cc and we
both started and the whole thing is rascal flats
concert like nobody was vibing with the first
two acts like even the reviews like times union
posted something about like rascal flats puts
on a great show after a week opening to me the
opening was fantastic and the rascal flats part
sucked but like they went back to that god thing
for like six breaks throughout the show like
I felt like five minutes each and it was like,
it killed the pacing of the show. And I was like,
this really is just like all. And then he sees
they're looking at one another. I'm like, do
you know this song? He's like, nope. He's like,
well, we'll wait until we see the Cars song.
Because that's like, the name of the show is
the, like their tour is like the Life is a Highway
tour. So it's like, they got to play it. It was
their double encore. Are you serious? Yeah, we
waited until their double encore. That's bullshit.
They have like two good songs, really. Where
was it? It was at fucking MVP Arena. It was last
week. I showed up and I was like, then some fuck
blocks the fucking parking gate. He fucking didn't
have his card on him or some shit. So we have
an entire part. We're on the third of like four
levels waiting an hour and a half for this fuck
for like somebody to raise the gate for him.
Cause he didn't have cash or didn't put his card
in. Did you guys have trouble getting out of
the parking garage for my wedding? Cause I did
like a shit ton. Yeah. We had to push the button.
Yeah. I had to like fucking be like, come on,
what the fuck's going on? And then they just
let you out. Yeah, they just let me out without
paying anything. The second time I did it. Where
are the pictures, Tyler? Where the fuck are the
pictures? So this is the fucking thing. I've
been fucking, so I got an email from him two
days ago that said, your pictures will be ready
on the 29th. And I go, the 29th of last month.
And I go, you sent me this on the 2nd of February.
What's going on? He's like, yeah. So we're trying
to set up a meeting with him to get them. So
they're coming. Okay. It's going to be like the
next year. He's like, did you find that fucking
SD card? He's fucking asking. That's exactly
what I was thinking. Like they lost the camera.
That'd be a disaster, bro. I'd be like, excuse
me. Can anybody who took pictures at my wedding,
please send them to me. I know we said no cameras
during the ceremony, but please. Dan, your boy
Elon Musk was on Epstein's Island too. Well,
actually, I don't know if he went. Do you think
I'm retarded? He was like, guys, please invite
me. And they were like, no. They're like, yeah.
He's like, are you going to have a party? They
made plans and Epstein canceled them. They're
like, yeah, we're not going to do it anymore,
so don't come. And it sounded so much like Elon
too. You think I'm retarded? He's like, what
night would be the most fun to come? Or what
party would... be like the most fun like so yeah
yeah this date come along he's like oh we're
so excited oh buddy oh shit yeah no not gonna
be in town you don't think he was on that he
fucking knocks up what how many children does
he have kids yeah yeah he's trying to fucking
boy or something i don't know he's trying to
like start his own species yeah we need we need
that bro we need people like elon Fucking procreating.
Grimes was a weird looking fella. Oh, yeah. That
was one of his first life. That was his most
recent life. I think we have people who have
the mental genius that Elon Musk has that aren't
fucking pedophiles out there. I don't think we
need Elon Musk to procreate. Hold on a second.
Are you saying Elon Musk is a pedophile? I mean,
he fucking tried to be one. He tried to be one.
He tried to get on the island. No, so here's
the thing. That wasn't just like underage girls.
That was Jeffrey Epstein's thing was underage
girls. Like there was regular age girls there.
And that was like the main thing. Regardless,
that's still fucking scummy as fuck. I mean,
dude, you get a bunch of fucking nerds together.
See, here's the thing. Jeffrey Epstein was like.
You know how like every rich guy, he has so much
money, he's done everything he wanted to do.
I'm not talking about underage girls. Yeah, they
run out of things because they fucking not fucking
good looking women. I don't mean that. But that's
what they do though. That's what they do. I know,
but I'm not talking about the sexual thing. No,
Elon didn't do it. No, not him. I'm saying once
you get enough money and you've done everything
you want to do, people get into intellectual
pursuits, right? And they get into weird freaky
shit. Well, not just that, but Elon Musk with
the rockets. Jeff Bezos with the rockets. He
wanted to go party, right? No, Jeffrey Epstein
wanted to be surrounded by intellectuals. He
was obsessed with intellectuals. He wanted to
be around people that were pushing the envelope
in their fields, right? Because he wanted to
be a part of it. So that's why all these people
were associated with that because that was his
hobby. That was his thing. So he donated a lot
of money to like... Dude, he was talking about
the AI shit we're talking about now. He was talking
about that five years ago. What a fucking nerd.
Because he was on the cutting edge of that shit
and he was donating money to it. He sounds like
Ali Mack. Part of the reason we have AI on the
level we have it today is because of Jeffrey
Epstein donating money. That doesn't fucking
knock off my theory that AI is the antichrist.
Dude, I don't care. No, I mean, it probably,
yeah, even more. Dude, I don't care if Jeffrey
Epstein fucking cured cancer. If you're a piece
of shit, it's fucking kids. You gotta get put
in the ground. I don't care how much good you
did. I don't care if you bailed out banks. I
don't care how genius you are with your finances.
Somebody who's not a piece of shit would have
been in his spot if he wasn't there. And people
put up with him because he fucked kids because
he was doing it before. Okay, but why do we put
up with it when it's Rob Blow? Right? Rob Lowe.
Yeah. And they know he did it. And if he did
it, then I won't put up with it. So Rob Lowe
fucked a 16 -year -old. And then they did the
roast of Rob Lowe. Rob Lowe. Yeah, because that
was like 2005, right? Yeah. So Rob Lowe. I didn't
know that. Fuck Rob Lowe then. No, no. But then
they did the roast of Rob Lowe on Comedy Central.
And it's fine. And everybody's laughing about
it. He fucked a kid. Somebody made a joke. They're
like, because his career came back. They call
you the comeback kid, but more like the come
on kids backs and all the celebrities. But now
today it's like, you know, Jeffrey Epstein fucked
a 16 year old and it's like, and it's like, dude,
things have changed. I'm not saying it's okay,
but I'm saying Hollywood. Realistically, Rob
Lowe could get re -canceled, though. He should
be. Right, but it was fine in fucking 2010. I
don't even think he's still around. Everybody's
fucking cracking up about it. When I was in 2010,
I still would have been like fucking sentenced
pedophiles. Dude, I never forgot that because
it was so fucked up. I was like, how are they
sitting here laughing about this? You know, I
will say that I do remember it just not having
the super negative... I remember when... My mom
would be like, when I lived with her, would be
like, oh, like, did you hear so -and -so fucked
a kid or whatever? I'd probably be like, yeah,
I wish we'd fucking stoned her to death. She'd
be like, oh, that's horrible. Your mom would
just bring that up as a conversation. No! Okay,
not my mom. She's a bad example. But I feel like
when it got brought up, like, when I was a child,
and I had the take of, like, we should fucking
kill them, it was like, that's harsh. It's like,
well, it, I mean, is it, though? Like, I don't,
I think that might be like the mindset of our
generation. I don't fucking know. Semi off topic,
but my fucking dad, I remember I went up to Maine
on vacation. Oh, this can't be good. So I had
to, I went up to Maine on vacation and I parked
my car like a mile away because that was the
only parking that they had there. Like I paid
for overnight parking there. And then my dad
came to pick me up. I was driving for four and
a half hours at this point. And I got, I was
just super tired. And my, my wife was asleep
in the back seat and he just turns to me, he
goes. Hey, I go, what's up? He just goes, we
have a king now. And then just look forward and
does not say a word for the rest of the drive.
What do you mean? You mean Donald Trump? Yeah,
like he passed some law or something. And he
was like. Is your dad a liberal? No, my dad is
a fucking weird. Libertarian. Kind of libertarian,
I guess. I have a feeling your dad is a similar
outlook on politics that I do. I don't know why.
I think he does, but he's just kind of all over
the place with his fucking views. Same. He too,
actually. Believe it or not. He just was sitting
there, and he just turns to me and says, we have
a king now. And then didn't say a word for me
for the rest of the drive. It was like another
five minutes. I said the same thing to Dan in
2016 when Trump got elected. And I was sitting
there, and I go, Dad, what the fuck was that?
And he just goes. Trump passed a law there. There
I go. Yeah. Context. Did you hear about that
bill, Tyler? Did you even hear about it? I just
be like, context would be nice. Just turning
to somebody who's been driving for four hours.
It's like, it's 2 a .m. in the morning at this
point. That's, that's redundant, but it's, it's
2 a .m. at this point. I've been driving for
four hours. I just got off a shift. at my last
job, and I got off a 12 -hour shift. I drove
for four hours, so I've been up for like 16 hours
at this point, and he just turns to me and says
that. I'm like, what? That's an insane thing
to just say out of nowhere. We got a king now.
He didn't even say, hey, guys, how's it going?
I just got in the car, and he just turns to me
and says that. My dad does that sometimes, too.
He never brings up politics, but every once in
a while, I go over to his house, and I can tell
he had the political off. autism for a week or
two like the same like hyper fixation shit that
hits me hits him too he's just not as vocal about
it as i am it'll be like have you heard this
shit and i never know what he's gonna say i never
know if it's gonna be like because when biden
was in office he'd be like this guy how the fuck
is he in there and now trump's back he's like
we are so fucked and the funny thing is i feel
the same fucking way like every time i'm like
he tells me what's going on and my dad's so good
he fucking like factually backs it up with like
provides proof that I can look into and easily
pull up. I'm like, oh my god. We need someone
who's not controlled by Israel. We need fucking
Rand Paul for president. Rand Paul for president,
Dan. Dude, I just feel like dads say the wildest
shit out of nowhere, though. I remember another
time, my dad just sitting there at the dinner
table, and he just looks over at me and he just
goes... Kids these days don't understand shit.
What? And I was like, what the fuck does that
mean? He looked at me and he goes, you're one
of the most undisciplined piece of shits I've
ever met. I go, thanks, Dad. Because I was failing
every single class that I was in in shit. It
was the day I got my report card. That's what
it was. And it was a silent dinner table. My
brother's probably seven at this point, six.
And he was just sitting there kicking. and his
little fucking feet at the table. My mom's fucking
staring daggers at me because we got the report
card. And my dad just goes, you know what? Kids
these days don't know fucking shit. You are one
of the most disrespectful pieces of shit I've
ever met. Yeah. I can't say my dad ever said
anything like that. I don't know. I feel like
dads are just prone to like fucking just crazy
ass one -liners every once in a while. I feel
like your dad would have said some crazy shit.
There's one I'm holding back right now. I can't
say it. Why can't you say it? Because it was
a slur? If I could say it was anybody else, like
if this wasn't a conversation about our dads
and I said it was a relative, I would tell you.
But now that this is a conversation about our
dads, I can't say it. I'll be on the lookout
in a couple episodes then. I think my mic is
cooked. Yeah, his mic's cooked. Casey, did your
dad say anything crazy? Yeah, wait. Dan, is your
mic on? I do have one more thing about my dad.
Fuck. It was, like, always very, you know, chill.
He got into a lot of political arguments, like,
on the liberal side on Facebook when I was, like,
in high school. Like, is he a liberal or is he
a conservative? Yeah, he's a liberal. And my
mom was, like, stop arguing with people on Facebook.
He hit us with a Dan. Like, we all have to hit
Dan with a stop arguing with people. But I was
by my car, the Buick that I have, and I was,
like, looking at another Buick. And we drove
all the way to Connecticut. kit. To look at a
Buick? Yeah. There was no Buicks around here?
No. Jesus. It was like a lacrosse. It was a good
one. And the fucking car sucked. Like, it didn't
fucking start. The air conditioning didn't work.
Oh, my God. Yeah, great car. Great car. It was
making, like, things, like, noise up there. And
my dad just, we just went back, and my dad just
fucking yelled at the guy. He's like, we came
from fucking Albany to fucking Connecticut. He's
like, dude, I'm trying. I'm trying to rip somebody
off here. Why the fuck did you drive that car?
There's clearly something wrong with it at that
price, you fucking idiot. He was like, we drove
here from Albany and you're going to fucking
rip me off. Dude, my dad did a similar thing.
I hate to say it, but that's partially on your
dad. He suggested that car to you. There's no
way that you're selling a car for a fantastic.
There's always a catch there. Wait, you drove
to where? Connecticut. Yeah, dude. I actually
drove to Connecticut until I got a pickup truck.
pile of shit i was like why did i just fucking
do this sorry go ahead so mind you my dad's actually
like a really chill guy that was just like i
was being a piece of shit he told me i was being
a piece of shit my dad's actually really cool
um but my dad his wr not his wrx he got a volvo
art design you know what a volvo art design so
he got a volvo art design uh s60 from 2012 s60r
Yeah. That is a sick car. It was a five, six
speed. Yeah. Dude, it was a 2012. If I had the
disposable income. I would get one. It's just
fixing them is expensive. They're fantastic cars.
My first two cars were Volvos. I'm pretty sure
I'm going to get another XC90. No shit. Volvos
are the most untapped part of the market. They
have the quality of a Mercedes -Benz and the
price of an old Honda. They're insane. The price
tag is getting a little pricey on Volvos. I was
looking at them. There's a guy right by where
I live. I'll tell you off air, but there's a
guy right by where I live. live he has caught
me and my dad the most insane deals and he sold
my non -valvo cars there like he sold my fucking
jeep i don't know if you two would ever remember
my jeep wrangler no i remember you with the with
the xc90 yeah i had a fucking uh no we're gonna
go on the jeep fucking yeah tirade but just i
want to tell my my dad one where he went to new
jersey though look at him i had a v70 i had so
yeah so he had a 90 v70 he had an s60r design
that he fucking loved my dad He loved the S60R
design that he had. It was one of the first ones
in America. Like, he was super excited about
it. He drove that thing until, like, 2020. Like,
he got it in 2012, and he drove that thing until
2020. Wow. And then it got fucking totaled by
a deer, and he was devastated. Yeah. But he was
looking at cars, and then there was a 2015 S60R
design in fucking, it was New Jersey. and he
was like all right i'm gonna go down to new jersey
and check this out because he got like he just
got like uh from the dealership he just got an
s60 just a standard edition from like 2014 or
something but that's just like something to drive
while while he's looking for another one and
then he went down and he's like all right and
then he got down there and they they did a fraudulent
title oh shit And like, he bought it because
like, it was like a thing, but they gave him
a fraudulent title. And when he tried to register
it in New York, there was a huge fucking issue
because they did a fraudulent title. And it was
this whole long thing. And he's just like, and
then he just goes, I remember him sitting at
the table one night. He goes, I don't trust any
fucking person from New Jersey. Fuck him. That's
fair. That's fair. No, I get it. I get it. Dude,
how, how much did he pay for this car? I think
he paid, I think, 10 for it. Dude, I haven't
been on Instagram in a month. I uninstalled the
app. Somebody keeps reporting me for having bad
mental health. That's like the 16th one of those
I've gotten. Every time I open Instagram, it
says like... You're not alone. Someone thinks
you might need some extra support right now and
asked us to help. Well, do you? Oh, my God. No,
dude. What algorithm are you on? Nothing, dude.
No, that's like when you post something to your
story, people can go to your account. I mean,
like I post like I haven't posted a meme that
even mentions like killing yourself in a while
because I realize that those memes are kind of
like. i've never i've never felt suicidal in
my entire life i certainly don't right now well
i haven't but like i i found a lot of those memes
funny when i worked at like our all previous
employer and like i'd share those things all
the time nobody ever fucking checked in on me
then now it's like i post something where it'll
be like me after watching like the sabers game
and it'll be like some like contact the helpline
Alright, well don't go doing all that. Let's
see what it's all about. I was going on there
to show you pictures of my Volvos. Let's see
things that others have found helpful. Or reach
out to a friend. Who do you want to reach out
to? Fucking prank call the suicide hotline again.
Hey, give me that fucking thing back. What are
you doing over here? Where are you going with
that? He's going to Nightmoves. I'm just kind
of thinking of jumping off the Henry Johnson
Bridge tonight. Yes, I had whacker plates on
it. Oh, shit. How many tickets did you get in
it? None. Yeah, the whacker plates work. Dude,
that's what I was going to say. I might legitimately
get whacker plates again. Dude, when I see them,
I'm just like, what a fucking tool. Yeah, but
it's pretty much like a... You see a blue light
in there too, but dude, it was a fucking clean
car. That thing had some get up and go to it
too. I didn't have the V8 version of it. My mom
had an XC90 from 2008, I think. That was a fucking
great car. That was the Jeep. That was the one
I had in between, but this was, I believe it
was my first post ever. I could be wrong, but
I think my car was, I don't know if that would
be, no, it would have been true. Dude, I had
a V70. That thing was fucking beautiful. Yep,
that's my V70. Oh yeah, I had the older Boxer.
Which one's the V7? Oh, the one with the flip
-up back seats. I don't know if the seats flipped
up, but it had the windshield wipers on the headlights.
One of the trims did it. It was similar to that,
but boxier. Which one's the V70? It was the wagon.
Oh, it was the wagon. They used to call them
turbo bricks. This was my first car, that one.
I fucking miss that thing so bad. I like the
s uh s60s they're probably my favorite volvos
um i also like the um what's it the s70s is that
like the that's the sedan that's the sedan yeah
yeah the s60 is also a sedan let me see if i
don't know if volvo has a coupe do they does
volvo have a coupe i don't know they have that
weird hatchback thing oh the one that was in
twilight i don't know it's got a big like back
window it's the xc not it's the xc60 i think
oh maybe that's it yeah yeah yeah because dude
like I, I, yeah, the car that I learned to drive
on was a fucking XC 90. My mom's like 2000 X
2008 XC 90. And me and my brother, my brother
was just born at that point. I was 10. So they
had to fuck. She, it was the first time that
I ever saw TVs in the back of a headrest. And
I was like, this is fucking crazy, man. Yeah.
This is awesome. Like, yeah, that sucks. This
is a picture of my truck before it got all banged
up. That was the one that my brother sold me.
dude that thing's pretty sweet i had that when
i came here for a while right yeah oh yeah yeah
yeah oh man i fucking missed that truck dude
i've been driving i've been driving my fucking
my subaru fucking for 10 years now 20 20 i got
in 2016 fuck renewable energy i want my truck
back i completely lied well now gas is cheap
yeah so wait until well you could have the best
of both worlds you keep the prius and get a truck
you know yeah And then it's like when the gas
goes back up. But then you're playing insurance
for both. Yeah. I really think my next car is
going to be a Volvo. I'm not kidding. Dude, Volvos
are like understated, which is awesome. Yeah,
but since China bought them, instead of being
in Sweden, it's in China now. Is it? Yeah, they
went down in quality. Oh, is it like Tata Motors
or something? Yeah, they went down in quality
pretty heavy. That's bullshit. What I heard,
though, it's still all Swedish design, and they
kept all the parts and everything. They did,
but they cheaped out on a lot of other things,
too. The engine that was in my fucking V70, that
thing was probably the most reliable engine I've
ever had. No, it's an inline five. It was an
inline five. Dude, it's a weird engine, but the
thing was in. Yeah, because because my dad has
a 2016 S60R designer 2015 and it's a fucking
inline turbocharged fucking inline six. And I'm
like, that's a fucking weird engine, man. Yeah,
yeah. I'm trying to see. Wait, no, it's an inline
five. It's an inline six. No, inline five. No,
the R design for that year was an inline six
with turbocharged. Inline six is a pretty normal
setup, but I know that they were known for having
inline fives. They were inline fives, but because
they wanted that extra kick for the R design,
they made it an inline six with a turbocharger.
Huh. And that thing fucking kicks. I've driven
that a few times. See, my dad has that, and he
has a Maserati, I think a Maserati Ghibli Supersport.
Your dad has a Maserati? Yeah, it's in his garage.
Really? Yeah. No shit. Yeah, it's fucking awesome.
Where did he get that? The Maserati dealership
in Saratoga. Wait a second. My fucking Maserati.
What year is this? It's 2018. Your dad's got
a 2018 Maserati? Yeah. Why didn't you tell us
this, bro? I thought you knew. Damn, I would
have treated you way differently. No, I'm just
joking. That's a status symbol, Tyler. But yeah,
my dad has a 2018 Maserati Ghibli 20 Supersport.
Wow. It's fucking crazy, dude. That's fucking,
you should ask him to borrow it and drive it
here. I have driven it. It's fucking crazy. Damn.
Like, if I actually start making more money at
work, like I start making that six -figure salary,
I'm going to buy it off him. Yeah. Because I
really want it. Well. Dude, the thing with Maseratis
is they're so fucking unreliable. They are. They're
terribly unreliable. He doesn't have a picture.
He's in a red wagon. No, because he keeps it
in the garage during the wintertime and he doesn't
drive it. So the battery dies every fucking year.
So he has to buy a new fucking battery every
fucking year. Damn. And those batteries are like
a fucking couple grand because of fucking super
fucking whatever battery. And I'm like, dude,
that sucks. Dude, what made him want that? Wait
a second. Hold on. Super Sport. Which Maserati?
Let me see. I think it's a Ghibli. I gotta look
this up. Yeah, it's a Maserati Ghibli Super Sport,
I believe. They have one that's just fucking
sharp looking. Oh, it looks like a fucking shark,
dude. It looks like a fucking shark. It's awesome.
I always forget how to spell Maserati. Maserati.
Well, while you're looking this up, I gotta say,
nothing has really made my autism more clear
to me. than trying to watch a 24 -hour motorsport
race in the living room with my fiancé. It really
just sinks in. When I just hear the shit that
comes out of my mouth, I'll be like, oh yeah,
the Porsche's got four in the field in the hypercar
class, but then in the GT3, they're kind of lacking.
The used version of this car is $20 ,000 now?
Dude, I've been getting autistic in a motorsport.
F125, I like that game. MSRP is $160 ,000? Yeah,
it was crazy, dude. Jesus, that's a house, bro.
Is this like a midlife crisis kind of thing?
It was a midlife crisis car. Yeah. That's what
it was. 100 % midlife crisis car. Because he's
like, I'm getting older and I got to have some
fun before I die. Yeah. Every dude has that.
I told CC, there's been a couple cars I pointed
at when I see what I got. Yeah, that's the exact
one he's got. I told Cece that if she ever sees
me driving a Cadillac Escalade, I'm having a
fucking midnight crisis. Because I've always
wanted a Cadillac so bad. My brother's actually
got one for sale right now. You want to see it?
Yeah. Let me show you. Dude, Cadillacs are fucking
badass, man. He's driving it right now. He bought
it for the dealership. Cadillacs are like the
only reliable... car that yes they don't make
them in america how are these only 20 grand now
well maserati like any sports car like that oh
drops significantly but it depreciates super
quick yeah it's still fuck you want to know what
doesn't dan what's that toyota priuses subarus
do just not super bad he's doing like a walk
around showing me He just picked it up at the
auction. You got to get it blacked out. You got
to get it blacked out. Well, he's not keeping
it. He's selling it. How much? I think he picked
it up for 21. So it's either the year's 21 or
he picked it up for 21. I'll have to ask him.
Is that your brother? I'm very intrigued. I'm
not going to lie. Yeah, I'll talk to him for
you. I mean, I can give you his number. He's
a dealer. I don't give a fuck, man. No, he's
just showing me how clean it is. What do you
think he'd sell it for? I don't know what the
price is. There's no way it's 21. I'm buying
it. Dude, that thing's in such nice shape. Dude,
we gotta get one for our fucking... Let me look
at it. CeCe's gonna be like, I didn't think the
midlife crisis would come this way. Look at the
inside. He sounds like you. Holy shit. Same like
Cadence. Oh. Let me see what he said. We've got
to get one for the podcast because we've got
to start that cult like Dan was talking about.
I'm horrible at haggling. We made some money
from the podcast, actually. We've got to start
that cult. Was it Echelon or something? Yeah,
the Echelon. You guys have got to buy the Bohemian
Grieve Grove t -shirt. Bohemian Grieve. The Bohemian
Grieve. The Bohemian Grieve t -shirt is down
on our website. It's actually up on our website
now. 4thwall .com slash Untitled Podcast. I think
now would be a good time for a break, though.
Sure. I'm just trying to read the room here.
I'm not trying to push things along. Let's see
how much money we made. How much did we get?
$4 .52, everybody. Paid out $5 .50 and $9 .37
in the bank. How much? It's like almost $26K
for... then there's 77 ,000 miles on it. What
year is it? 2016. Oh, shit. That's old. That's
old for that price, too. I mean, dude, he knows
what he can solve for. and he's gonna get that
oh yeah dude with how sharp that thing is on
the out because the escalates fucking so the
new ones really don't look at us the new ones
really talking about cars for like fucking 15
minutes and he's losing i love how you derailed
me though because i was about to go on a spiel
about the 24 hour races that i know that sense
of autism does not appeal to any of you but it
was a spotlight on me when i was watching it
i was like i gotta fucking This ain't normal.
I should be watching this. We made about $16.
Yeah, baby! Double digits! Wow! Not including
my... Quadruple if you count cents, Tyler. Let's
go! No, there's $18 from when I bought these
t -shirts. Wait, you gotta round down now, actually.
I got the George Bush shirt, so $18 plus $6,
man. Is it $9 .11? How many shirts have you sold?
I only bought the two that I bought. I wouldn't
even want to haggle them. I'd waste his time.
If you buy some t -shirts, 15 or 20 % or something
goes to us. They have the manufacturing quality
of a Cadillac. or a Mercedes. Like, they're nuts.
Heated leather seats. You're talking about Volvo.
Yeah. Yeah, my first car was like a fucking 2006.
It had heated leather seats, a steering wheel,
like a heated steering wheel. um rear heating
and air conditioning it had like a six cd changer
which at the time was like the shit and like
for me nostalgic wise i fucking love that i collect
cds so i just pop six of them in there do they
have like the nicest seats i feel like of any
car i've had dude they drive so smooth and they're
quick they're quick they are they drive like
a brick they do drive like a brick but like you
feel the weight of the car when you're driving
i also like the wooden steering wheel very heavy
The wooden steering wheels, those are typically
on their executive trim vehicles. Dude, it's
so nice. Because my mom had the epoxy. Dude,
it was so fucking cool because that was the car
I learned to drive on. So I was just like, ooh,
and it had the finger inlays in it. Yeah, it's
cool. And I was like, ooh. Don't even make me
want one. It's so fucking bad. Dude, but the
nice wood feel, I was like, oh, that feels nice.
Yeah, my dad wrecked my V70. That was the only
one that I ever had that had the wooden wheel.
That one was a little bit older than the other
cars. But my dad, I played in like a fucking,
it was actually that basketball game I brought
up like a bunch of podcasts ago where like my
buddy's dad died right before it. And it was
like a miracle game and we lost like in the most
devastating way. My dad drove on the way back
because we were all feeling it. Obliterated a
deer on River Road in Selkirk, which is a death
trap of a fucking road going back to Ravina.
Totaled the fucking car. And then I was a Prius
guy. That was when my dad was like, fuck Volvo,
I want Priuses now. Here's another thing we got
in the podcast. Over 10 ,000 plays now. Wow.
We just hit it this week. Wow. So my V70. No,
I'm just joking. 10 ,000 plays, huh? We've been
talking about the V70s a while. How about the
XC90? Actually, I bought mine off Jeff Campos.
Really? Yeah. My first V70. Well, my only V70.
But, dude, I think it was actually my 21st birthday.
the same i had a rough i roughed that week was
loaded dude i wrecked it i i think i kind of
like dozed off at the wheel didn't have my seat
belt on drove into the ditch stopped fucking
dead in the ditch dude because it hit one of
those like like somebody's driveway as it was
crossing the yeah yeah yeah like dead into the
ditch bounced my face off the fucking steering
wheel i was like dude i don't know if i'm okay
i gotta call 9 -1 -1 I call 911 for an ambulance
and they come and write me fucking the police
came and wrote me a ticket. Why? I was like,
dude, I called for an ambulance. Oh, you wanted
an ambulance? I'm like, yeah, I don't want a
fucking ticket, bro. They called the fly car
out there. I don't have a fly car out to come
check me out. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm actually,
I want to go the fuck home. That's so funny.
What? You met an ambulance? Oh, fuck. Oh, like,
dude, sometimes. Nice job, Dispatch. Yeah. Dude,
no. In my current job, there's been a couple
ones where I'd be like, yeah, head -on collision
on this intersection. You're like, oh, it's pretty
high speed. They're like, it's property damage
only. Nothing going on there. There is airbag
deployment, though. We'll just be like, let's
get in the rig. This is 100 % like a fucking
thing. It always is, too. Airbags don't just
pop and then everything's okay. When I got fucking
T -boned in the ambulance, none of the airbags
went off. I'm like, there's no shot that these
are working. So Mohawk, I shouldn't say the name,
bleep that out. The ambulance company we used
to work at, the Chevys and the Fords, they never
had a single airbag deployment. Ever. Ever. Not
one of them had an airbag deployment. Yeah, in
the Ford Transit, I... I fucking hit that shit
hard. I got T -boned. I always talk about like
I didn't get hit that hard. I got fucking smoked
in that thing. I got smoked in that and I didn't
know airbag. I broke my nose. It was the same
one. It was the same. Yeah, it was. It was the
blood bus. At least one of the four transits
didn't have airbags. Yeah, I broke my fucking
nose. I broke my nose. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, dude,
I fucking got smoked by a fucking snowplow in
an ambulance. Wow. That fucking hurt. And it
was like one of the snowplows, the fucking like
the V -shaped one. I got fucking. smoked and
like I got because I just looked over I go oh
fuck while his partner was giving a radio report
and the kid was a fucking clown I'm not gonna
you were loaded oh I was loaded oh shit yeah
but like I was doing when I actually got fucked
up from it because I just looked over oh fuck
boom I smacked my nose off pop like it didn't
pop out but like snap to the side I was like
oh god Motherfucker! And then fucking the dude
peeks his head through the fucking window and
goes, did we just get hit? Yeah! What do you
think happened? Did the cyberpunk 2077 yourself
from the street hit? I did! Okay! Yeah, because
fucking Dunham came up to me and he's just like,
he's like, did your nose broke? And I'm like,
I said it. It's fine. Yeah, whatever. Get in
the car. We're taking a drug test. He's a good
dude. Yeah. Yeah, I had to take a drug test for
that. No, of course you did. And then I went
in and then fucking Dosh came over. He's like,
you sure you're not going to piss hot? I'm like,
what the? No. He's like, he's like, he's like,
you want coke or something? I'm like, no, that's
just how I am. I have ADHD. He's like, you sure?
I'm pretty sure we can find a way around it.
If you are like, no, you should help you out.
Yeah. He was pissed at me the time that, cause
he's like, you're not, you're not going to have
any problems with it. I'm like, no, of course
not. And then that was the whole urine temperature
incident. Oh yeah. It wasn't even the contents
of my urine. And they put me on the one page
suspension and everything. I was like, Dodge,
I am telling you like they're like, they're fucking
crazy. I'm not like, I'm not schizophrenic. Like
if I fucking did it, I know I'm getting fired.
Why would I lie to you? I promise you, I did
not piss. like literally any other time i would
have and i pissed hot but not like temperature
wise like this is a very good time for me to
have gotten into an accident because any other
time i would have been fucked but like no i'm
good yeah but like he took me so i was like you're
you're not a coke right i'm like no he's like
you sure he always i remember a couple conversations
with we work on an ambulance and we'd start to
get like a little chummy and he'd be like hey
man like your buddy Tyler. You don't think he's
got like a drug bank? No, no. I'm like, I thought
that for the longest time. I'm like, Tyler is
the most straight edge guy I know. Cigarettes
only. Yeah. And at that point, I don't even think
you were smoking. I don't even think you had
your vape at that point. Like, no, I, I, I was
vaping well before I started Mohawk. So I was
ripping cigs, but like, you didn't have the cloud
blaster. So you might've been onto this. Yeah.
I told him like, there's no way. It's like, I'm
trying. to do shit. I've wanted to drink and
smoke with Tyler so many times and he has always
turned me away. Like, there's no shot. Like,
are you sure he's not hiding coke from you? Like,
no. Yeah, he was 100 % convinced that I was on
coke. He's like, you're not giving him your Adderall,
right? Yeah, he was 100 % convinced. 100 % convinced
that I was on coke and I'm like, that's just
how I am. When I met you for the first couple
months, I was completely convinced, dude. I thought,
dude, why does anybody think I'm on coke? Just
a lot of energy, bro. Okay. The energy you brought
tonight, which by the way, I haven't seen in
a while outside of the group chat. I kind of
figured you were going to bring a performance
like this here tonight, but I swear to God, like.
You, you were on some, I mean, we both were,
we both were very different people. I feel like
Casey is more or less remained. Casey's just
been the same guy. Casey's eight years old going,
you know, I think communism is actually a pretty
good thing. His voice was that deep at eight.
We were all like, actually not like to like a
degree where we were getting like, well, outside
of the lighter incident, we never really got
pissed off at one another, but we were kind of
violent with one another too. Oh yeah. Like when
we had fucking, uh, delta bravo's cane in the
station we would kick the shit out of one another
with that thing that cane oh yeah the first time
i ever met leroy was you smashed that fucking
cane off his shin like as hard as you could yeah
we walked in and you're like hey buddy He walked
out and got kicked back because that was when
you were on your fucking, you got fucking deported
to the other side of the world for a while. And
he was like, that fucking guy is such a dick.
He was so serious. I wasn't even friends with
him yet, but he was so mad. He's venting to his
training. Why the fuck? Like, I get it if he's
like, oh, joking, tap, tap. I fall on baseball.
He went like a solid hit, but that dude, he fucking
put power into it. Dude, what do you think our
top five cities are for this podcast? Fucking
Belgium. No. Shanghai. No. India. Something in
India. No, there's an Asian. Singapore. Singapore.
Number one, Singapore. Let's go. Why did you
guess that? Because I just guessed. What else?
We got some US. What about LA? Canada. New York.
Mexico. New York. Houston. France. Norway, Sweden.
Well, Albany's on there. It's number five. That's
concerning. Those are real people. Those are
real people. Oh, my God. I got it. You know,
there's four people here, so we got one less.
We got Ashburn, North Carolina, number two. Where
the fuck is that? I hope we're somebody's inside
joke. I hope there really is real people that
listen to us. Columbus, Ohio. Shout out number
four. And we got Oslo, Norway. Where's the...
Okay, so I'm going to tell you right now the
reason Oslo, Norway is number five is because
of my buddy Kim. Maybe he showed a friend or
two of his in fucking Norway. In which case...
Kim, if you hear this, fuck the email. You hear
me bitch about that enough. Just text me. Text
me that you heard this. I don't care. Messenger,
Discord, fucking PlayStation. Let me know you
listen to this because I will piss my pants laughing,
Kim. We still got to have you on. The boys would
have a great time with you here. Dude, we were
supposed to do a live episode. Well, I think
it was like for 150, right? Or 200? What? Episode
150. We're going to do Facebook Live. We did
one last week. We did a Facebook Live. Yeah,
I saw. It popped up on your thing? It popped
up on my thing. Nobody watched it, though. I
did. No, I did. But we set it up over there on
Facebook Live for the podcast, not on our names.
You were the only one that was in frame, by the
way. Oh, really? Yeah, Casey's like half in frame.
Well, we got to figure out how to do it more
officially. You watched. I didn't watch. So you
can hear and maybe have a camera on each of us
and then occasionally do a Facebook Live thing.
You can do a Joe Rogan, dude. Because I was saying
to Casey last week, sometimes when you get to
the end of everything, you scroll through on
Facebook. You get to people just on Facebook
live, like just fucking around, like playing
guitar and like doing shit. And there's like
a lot of people watching. So you could like actually
get some listeners and people we don't know,
like in a new pool of people from Facebook live.
I got to get home. I got to make some salmon.
So bro, you've been overdue on that salmon. Oh
fuck. Yeah. No, I'm going to get in trouble.
All right. I got to go. He did tell you to stay.
Wait, last thing, Dan. This is something fucking
funny I found in the Epstein files. Hang me up
to dry on Jeopardy, by the way. Second episode
in a fucking row. Somebody was talking to Jeff
Epstein and Jeff Epstein was like, yeah, Trump's
going to be there at the party. Don't bring any
little black girls. You call some boogers. Is
that really? Yes. Booger? That's unbelievable.
That's fucking crazy. Well, it's completely believable,
but absolutely insane. So just bring, but I think
the more concerning part is what kind of little
girls are you bringing then? Don't bring those,
but what kind are we talking about? Jesus Christ.
This just gets worse. It's getting to the point
where there's so much evidence. I don't know
if I can even like, as hard as I'm trying to
like fucking, I'm like a goalie. Casey's just
slapping the puck at me and I'm trying to block
it. I can't keep up, though. Too many pucks coming
at me. I think I'm going to have to fucking...
I love it. I love it. Bro's looking like the
New York Rangers right now. It's our Timmy Panarin
right there in the flesh. Untitled podcast. I
don't know. Yeah. Welcome back to Untitled Podcast.
Fucking through the fire and flames. Here with
Ali Mack and Tyler. Damn straight. Dragon Force
through the fire and flames. Tyler, I defeated
the Ender Dragon yesterday. Without my help?
No, we can respawn it, actually. Yeah, but I
fucking kill one sheep I kill one fucking sheep
and I'm a fucking criminal Five but like what's
the matter? I Was like I've had enough of this
motherfucker Yeah, I was just looking at me funny.
I got the fucking Aletra the way Electra. Yeah
that you fly around. Yeah You need to make fireworks
with that Oh, that's how you do it. Yeah. You
make fireworks and you can just boost yourself
and fly around. What the fuck? When did this
come to mind? You can fucking fly in Minecraft.
When did fireworks get out? You also have a happy
gas. Yeah, you defeat the Ender Dragon and you
can go get the Elytra. Which is like a thousand
blocks away. It's like a pair of wings you can
glide with. I'm going to be... Use fireworks
to boost yourself and keep flying. I'm just going
to be real with you guys. Survival Minecraft
was always my shit, but I stopped like hardcore
playing it right before the update with the Ender
Dragon came out, like the 1 .00 release. That's
like when I kind of stopped because I played
so much of it before that and everybody got into
it and I couldn't like, I don't know. I spent
like five hours looking for the end portal. I
couldn't find it in the one near Tyler's house.
And I couldn't find it in the next one I went
to. So I went to a third one that was like fucking
5 ,000 blocks away. And it was like right at
the bottom. Yeah, I did. I lost interest again
because like I build like my house and I build
like my shit. And then I'm just like, okay, I
built everything that I want to build. Well,
I'm more objective. I like building. And then
I'm like. Dude, in order to build some of the
shit that I want, I'm going to have to fucking
spend like fucking six hours getting all the
shit that I need. Like, I had to fucking make
an entire fucking pale fucking forest or pale
garden next to my house in order to build what
I wanted to. And I fucking went 10 ,000 blocks
in every direction and did not find a single
pale fucking garden. No, that's why you have
to build farms. So you build like automatic farms
to whatever resource you want and that automatically
gives you a bunch of those resources. Yeah, but
I had to find a fucking wandering trader. and
then get fucking a pale sapling and get fucking
five or four of them. And then I had to pray
that I got four more saplings. And then I, and
then after I got a couple of trees that I'm like,
okay, I can cut down a couple of these. And then
I would get more and more. And then I ended up
planting a whole bunch of them, but, and then
I built my house out of pale, pale, uh, pale,
uh, oak i think and like i just i prefer the
way that looks it makes my house like it's like
that's like the white yeah it's white it's like
the white tree yeah so i i did that and um because
my original house was made out of like fucking
acadia wood or some shit i fucking hate that
i hate like the orange fucking oh the jungle
i'm just more focused on the objectives like
i spent like two weeks mining netherite and diamonds
yeah that's the shit i love yeah because and
then he is like he's like can you update the
uh the trading post. So then he built like a
square and he was like, can you, can you, can
you, can you build this? And I'm like, all right.
So then I built like. I use my autism and I can
make like the things look nice. He's like, Oh
yeah, it looks real nice now. But, but like between
like building things, like I'm like, so I built
a tower for my, my gas that I have now. And I
built my house. Yeah. There's happy gas. Now
that you can fucking happy gas. Oh yeah. I found
a dried gas in another, just like by itself.
I've seen that you, you ride on it. Fucking a
little Aladdin on top. Yeah. That's fucking crazy.
You have to rehydrate the gas. Yeah, it takes
20 real -world minutes to do it. Why? Because
you have to rehydrate it, bro. You have to rehydrate
it. Yeah. How do you rehydrate it? You just dump
a bucket of water on it, and it takes 20 minutes?
Yeah, you have to soak it in the bucket. It takes
one Minecraft day. It takes one full Minecraft
day. But a gas is fucking huge. No, a dry gas
is like a little thing. It's like the size of
a block. And then the wetter, the more hydrated
it gets, it starts with a sad face, and then
it goes to a neutral face, and then it goes to
a happy face, and then it turns into a happy
ghast. And then you've got to feed it snowballs,
and then once you feed it snowballs, then it
turns into a big ghast, and then you've got to
put a harness on it, and then you can fly around.
How do you make it follow you with the snowballs?
All you've got to do is just have snowballs in
your hand, and it'll follow you. What is the
world coming to? I don't know. That's not the
Minecraft I knew. I feel like such a fucking
boomer right now. I never got to this point in
Minecraft, so I defeated the ender dragon, and
then you have to throw an ender eye in the portal
to get to the end city. Oh, I just was a dumbass
and built a thousand blocks out. Like, I built
a bridge. Oh. Well, I just went to the end yesterday,
though. Okay, how do you get to the end city?
The end city, you can either... I thought you
had to build a... thing you you can either you
can either throw it and an eye of ender in there
or a not an eye of ender it's a uh no it's not
it's a uh you throw an ender pearl into the portal
i didn't know that you can either do that or
build a fucking thousand block bridge yeah that's
what i that's what i yeah that's what i you can
build a thousand block bridge over to like an
end island and then you have to just figure it
out from there but my dumb ass was just like
well If I fall, I'm fucked. So I'm just going
to keep fucking... I just kept building a thousand
block bridge. The ender portals teleport you.
So if you throw it in the portal, you just...
Like the one that... The little fountain that
comes up once you kill the ender dragon, you
just whip it through that thing? No, it's like
on the side. No, it's on like the side. It has
like bedrock around it. Looks like a Call of
Duty fucking dark ether portal. Yeah. Fucking
the upside down swing. Yeah, and then... Next,
we got to get some Tyler, some Elytra or Electra.
Yeah. And we got to kill the fucking warden because
I fucking hate that guy. Casey, I have one question
for you. What do you get for killing the warden?
You get that. I forget what it's called. That
one special block. I forget what we can do with
it, but I don't know. Like the one that looks
like stars. On our creative world, I figured
out, because I went on my own creative world
to do different things to see how I would build
the observatory. It looks really fucking cool
if I do it right. If you use the blocks around
the warden that they have, the ones that look
like stars, the black block with stars on it,
if you do that in a half circle, like around
it, like a half sphere, and you look up, it actually
looks like you're looking up at like stars. It's
actually really cool. I was just trying to finish
like all the objectives of Minecraft. So like
I killed the ender dragon. There was also the
wither. Yeah, we got to kill the wither. The
fucking warden, the elder guardian. What's the
Elder Guardian? The fuck is the Elder? I've even
heard of the one. It's in the ocean. Oh, the
Ocean Temple? Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like
two bosses called the... I think there's three
called the Elder Guardian. But how do you do
that with the mining fatigue that you get, though?
Because... You bring a bunch of milk buckets,
and then you also bring potions of water breathing
and night vision, and you just go up and kill
the Elder Guardian first. Oh. Yeah, you drink
milk. What the fuck is the milk, though? It takes
away all status effects. Takes away what? All
status effects. It cures you of any poison or
any effects that you have. All right. I guess
so. I got three buckets of milk in my inventory.
I'm not even going to lie. The last time I played
Minecraft, I hard milk did nothing. You could
drink it. It didn't refill your, you just had
the option to drink. It was a meme. It was a
meme item. Cause it just didn't do anything.
You can make a cake with it. There was, yes,
that was, it wasn't a cake recipe. That was,
that's true. With the eggs and the fucking other
shit. Yeah, you need three fucking things of
milk. So you have to have fucking one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Nine fucking
iron bars that you're just going to waste. There's
another strategy where you place like a door
or like a sponge and you make an air pocket so
you can place TNT next to the elder guardian
and you just blow it up and you just blow up
the elder guardian. I didn't know you could do
that. I didn't know there was an elder guardian.
I hardly knew the word. And all I knew is that
when the game, when it came into the game, everybody
was like, Minecraft is a horror game. Now it's
like, okay, sure. Okay. Sure. If we're fucking
10 years old, it was super funny because I would
just be building my house. And I just, what did,
what did it say? The, the, like a dark, painful,
like dark side of the moon. It was super scary.
It plays like all these fucking horrors, like
background noises. And then when you die, it
says you were shrieked to death or something.
Like you, you succumb to the shriek of the warning
or something. The eternal echo of the warning.
Yeah. What the fuck? Like, and, like, I got,
like, the death message that it said there. And
it said, Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon, has
suffered the death of a thousand times. A thousand
shrieks. Of a thousand shrieks from the echoes
of the war. Like, what the fuck happened to Casey?
I was just building a house and I was just like,
what the fuck happened to him? Yeah, usually
it's like drowned to death. Got slain by whatever.
Yeah, it was like the screams of a thousand souls.
A thousand lifetimes of terror and incinerated
into infinity. I got one the other day. I was
like, Quesadilla was melted by the ender dragon
using eternal magic. I was like, what? You sent
a picture of it in the group chat. Usually it's
like Quesadilla drowned. Yeah. Quesadilla fell
from a high height. No, I think I took a picture
of it. Yeah, you did. It was in the group chat.
I'm trying to find it. That was my favorite thing
on survival. Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon
was obliterated by a sonically charged shriek
whilst trying to escape the warden. I'm like,
what the fuck? What the fuck was that? That's
one of the most insane death things that I've
seen. I was like, what? That is fucking nuts.
That's wild. I'm building my fucking town. I'm
like, what the fuck happened? I was, I hear keys
go. No, no. That showed up. I think I'm like,
yeah, because he appears out of the ground and
he just. like, fucking transforms from the ground
and appears behind you like a fucking Dead by
Daylight killer. And he just fucking kills you.
We gotta play that, by the way. They added Beckner
from Stranger Things in. They should add the
fucking warden. Dead by Daylight Minecraft edition.
Dude, I could completely see it. Dead by Daylight
is so fucking weird now. They absolutely could
bring the warden in. Dude, they just put shit
in from everything now. You wanna know the sad
thing? You're gonna get a... Fucking kick out
of this, Tyler. You want to know who I main as
a killer now? Pyramid Head? No. Fucking Springtrap
from Five Nights at Freddy's. You're fucking
Springtrap? Yeah, bro. I always come back. Dude,
I am a fucking animal. That's him as a killer.
His ability is, like, so underutilized, he can
go through security doors, and, like, if you
pair it with the right perks, you can see what
generators that... people are working on and
like you can just you're never looking for people
you're always in a chase and then he can throw
a fire axe and if that hits them it injures them
and it slows them down so you can come up and
kill them and when no but when you come up and
kill them it's not a standard hit it's a jump
scare so it jumpscares whoever you're coming
after yeah the face guns and then uh yeah you
can just throw them on the hook from that i was
fucking beast at that i i like um for killer
i like using pyramid head because of like his
like his thing where he yeah trials of sin or
whatever he can like he can he can like make
like the the fucking pillars come up which is
super good if somebody like runs through like
a like a window you can just fuck them up with
that yeah and then you can also use like the
the dragging one where you make the barbed wire
come up yeah and i can just i do that almost
around every single generator so when somebody
goes through it i automatically know where they
are yeah So I would do shit like that, and then
I would put a shit ton of it in front of the
exit door. So if they were able to do the exit
door, they had to walk through a whole bunch
of barbed wire. So as soon as they went through,
I don't get damaged by the barbed wire because
I'm the fucking killer, and I just fucking kill
at least two of them when they're in there. They
patch that. You can only have two things of barbed
wire. Oh, really? Because you used to be able
to drag it for fucking a mile. I do Pyramid Head.
Hillbilly. Hillbilly's fucking awesome because
he has the fucking chainsaw fucking charge. Yeah,
he's still ridiculously overpowered. Him and
Nurse are still like the most dominant killers
in the game. I like Hillbilly and then I also
use Legion. Legion's fucking cool. Legion sucks
though. He does suck. They're the worst killer
in the game and they have been for... No, they're
not the worst. The twins are the worst. I like
using Legion because I like the frenzy thing
where you can injure all of them. If you have
a bunch of people in a similar area, you can
do a slash and then you get faster and then you
can slash someone else and you get even more
faster and then you're like, everybody's mortally
injured so all you gotta do is just fucking slice
them once and they're done. It's awesome. The
last time I played... I ran into a twins killer,
which is the rarest killer. I have not seen them
since they were. Oh, I played Dracula too. Dracula's
sick. Yeah. He's an animal, but the twins one,
like we loaded into the game and like we were
trying. But everybody, and it was a solo lobby
for all of us. It was a complete fucking solo
queue. And afterwards, all of us were in the
chat like, dude, I saw the twins and I was like,
we gotta give a win up. And the killer was like,
thank you so much. This killer is so ass. I think
I used Trapper a couple times, but Trapper's
like so like basic. What are you looking for?
Oh, I got these fucks. Wait, let me, I gotta
get ahead of this. Wait, or do you want the,
no, you should get the toxic air. Yeah, the air
that's just been sitting in there. Oh, you went
way deep in that. Holy shit. Dude, you went so
deep in that. That's crazy. That's insane. I
don't know if I can do that. I don't think my
brain will let me. Yeah, it won't let me do that.
All right, I'm going to try to do it, though.
Tight, tight, tight. Did you ever see the hockey
player that did it and he got it in his eyes?
Yeah. He's like... Dude, it's every player on
the Sabres uses them. Every time they cut over
a bench, you always see them. They're like...
Dude, but the hockey players are like some fucking
animals because they just go... Yeah. And they
barely flinch from it. There you go. Yeah. I
feel like I just got fucking tear gassed. Oh,
fuck! Woo! Tight! Tight, tight, tight! Welcome
back to Jeopardy. Fuck, he's like a bump of coke.
The nine -time winner, Allie Mac. The new wave
-y! Fuck, man. 39 -time winner, Tyler. Let's
get to 40, baby. I can't feel my nose or eardrums
right now. I'm feeling my left ear for the first
time in years right now. Everything feels like
it's swelling. Yeah, everybody's playing for
a milestone. Last time Dan beat me. There's only
two of us. Yeah, but we're all paying for a milestone.
Last time Dan beat ChatGBT in the Game of Jeopardy.
No, I beat Allie Mack. No, I mean the last episode.
Oh, the last one, yeah. Fuck you, Tyler. Fuck
you. Holy shit, that's funny. I'm not going to
win this one. I'm going to be real with everybody.
It ain't happening, but I'm going to fucking
try. You can do it. Dude, I'm fucked up. Gen
Z slang combos. Okay. Fictional settings. Probably
not. Famous last words. Absolutely not. Great
song. Body counts. Okay. Scheduling conflicts.
Similar flags. And what do I stand for? I am
so fucked. I can promise. Imax fucked. You get
the first pick. Why does he get the first pick?
Because he's fucked. Come on, that's fair. That's
fair. What were the categories again? Famous
last words for 1 ,000, please. Oh, my God. 1
,000. After Clarice fatally shoots him in this
book, Jane Gumm says to her, how does it feel
to be so beautiful? What is this, Silence of
the Lambs? Yes. Fuck! I didn't know that. You
didn't know that one? No. I never read it. I
just heard Clarice, and I'm like, it's Five Sides
of the Lamp. Tyler. Let's do Gen Z for one or
two or whatever the stuff is. 200. A military
expression for watching your back to a... I got
your six. Wait, wait, wait. It's a combo, though.
To a Skriller song lyric meme. Wait, say that
again? So it's a combo. It's a military expression
for watching your back to a Skrilla song lyric
meme. Skrillo? Skrilla. I don't know what Skrilla
is. It's a Gen Z meme mixed with whatever. I
guess I don't know the fucking meme then. Um,
what is Watcher 6 -7? Yes. No, it's watch your
6 -7. That's what he said. Okay, alright. The
meme was 6 -7. The meme was 6 -7. Yeah, but what's
Grilla mean? It's Grilla. The one who created
the meme 6 -7. He said it in the song. I thought
it was the kid at the basketball. No, no, he
was referencing the song. Yeah. I'm such a fucking
boomer, bro. I ain't even a dad yet. Oh my god.
I don't get these new findings. I'm not cool
anymore. I don't get it. Fuck! We'll do Gen Z.
400. An artist's popular songs album that is
significantly better than the norm. I fucking
have no clue. I feel like an old man. I know
half of it, and it's the old person half. An
artist's most popular song's album that is significantly
better than the norm. You know? What is greatest
hits different? Fuck you, Casey. That sucks.
Wait, different? Why? The greatest hits was the
part I got, but... The Gen Z slang was hits different.
I don't like this fucking category, man. Let's
keep going with this category. 600. Starting
a fight with the police. Command to one under
arrest. Starting a fight with the police's command
to one under arrest. To what under arrest? The
police's command to one under arrest. To what
under arrest, though? Starting a fight with the
police's command to one under arrest. This sounds
stupid. I don't fucking understand. I don't understand.
This was on the fucking Jeopardy Reddit, so fucking
sue me. I don't understand. I'm having a stroke.
I don't understand. Catch these hands behind
your back. Oh, shut the fuck up, Casey. Come
on. I didn't write the question. Okay, I get
it, but the wording of the question was ridiculous.
All right, continue. 800. An anti -drug campaign
without a lie. What is truth or dare? Come on.
It's gotta be it, right? What? No. What's the
fucking question? How is that not right? So it's
a combination of anti -drug campaign without
a lie. Yeah, so truth or dare, it's without a
lie, so it would be truth. Dare is an anti -drug
program. I get what you're saying. What's the
Gen Z slang, though? Wait, say it again. The
category is Gen Z slang. Say it again. An anti
-drug campaign. What is dead -ass dare? What?
You know, I'll give it to you. I mean, that fits
the category, right? Just say no, Cap. Just saying
I don't even care you give me the points. I'm
mad that that was that I'll give you your points
back What you said I was getting them no I give
you your points back. That's fucking stupid as
fuck Let's finish off that. Thank you. A Pixar
animated science fiction film about a lonely,
trash -compacting robot left on a deserted Earth
who meets a cat girl online and ruins his artificial
life. I can get this. I can get this. Ask the
question one more time. A Pixar animated science
fiction film. I know that part. A lonely, trash
-compacting robot left on a deserted Earth who
meets a cat girl online. Oh! What is WALL -E
-girl? Fuck. Yep, you got it. I'll give you a
fist bump. That was a... WALL -E -girl. I knew
WALL -E was the easy part there, and I was like,
femboy hooters. Egos are ruining my life. I couldn't...
What's the other categories? Fictional settings,
famous last words, body counts, scheduling conflicts,
similar flags. What do I stand for? Let's do
fictional settings. 200. Mario and Luigi storm
Bowser's castle to rescue... Who is the Mushroom
Kingdom? Yes. Who is the Mushroom Kingdom? What
is the Mushroom Kingdom? We'll keep going down
that category. 400. Link uses the Master Sword
to fight evil. What is in Hyrule? Yes. I keep
forgetting what the category is. I could have
had that one. It's a fictional setting. I know.
Yeah, I got it. I got it. I listened to the question
and I forget the category. Continue that one.
600. The eerie town where Stranger Things takes
place. What is Hawkins? Yes. All right. I was
going to say upside down. Keep it going. 800.
In this magical land, one might find a lion,
a witch, and a wardrobe. What is Narnia? Fuck
you. Yes. Never read it, but I remember the ads.
Give me 1K, baby. 1K. The dystopian nation where
the Hunger Games takes place. What is Pan Am?
Yeah. Really? Yeah, it's Pan Am. District 13!
District 12! The United States of America! I
might have thought about taking points for District
13, but... District 13 wasn't even a thing. No,
it's one of the states. District 12 is a thing.
District 13 got nuked, but it's actually not.
It's a secret. It's a secret district. Yeah,
from where that chick in the new one was from.
a prequel. I didn't see the prequel. That's pretty
good. What are the categories? Famous last words,
body counts, scheduling conflicts, similar flags.
What do I stand for? What do I stand for? 200.
Go back to 2014 and do the Ice Bucket Challenge
to raise money for this progressive... What is
ALS? No, it's what do I stand for? Progressive
Neurological Disease. That's what I buzzed in
for. You gotta say what it stands for. Yeah,
what does the ALS stand for? What is Lou Gehrig's
disease? No, you gotta say what ALS stands for.
No, come on. Lou Gehrig's disease is the same
fucking thing. It's the same thing, but that's
not what ALS is. We gotta. Come on. Alright,
Alex Max. You got that. Are you gonna tell me
what it was, though? Oh, that was, uh... amyotrophic
lateral sclerosis. Yeah, sure, everyone knows
that. Yeah, it's Lou Gehrig's disease. Dan would
know that, I think. Yeah, probably. He ain't
here, though. He fucking left. He's gotta make
salmon. Dan had to make salmon. Keep it going.
Dan's fucking hung me up to dry twice now. Alright.
Dan, fucking stay for Jeopardy. I know you're
listening to this. And I expect the message in
the group chat to prove that you do. 400, this
government... I don't listen to Jeopardy. That's
a lie. 400, this government agency was created
in 1958 in response to the launch of Sputnik.
What is the CIA? What is NASA? It's what do I
stand for, though. What is the National Aeronautics
and Space Association? Oh, no. I thought you
had it. That's what NASA stands for. No, it's
not. No, it's not quite, though. No. It's not.
Dude, it's got a weird one. I can never... Dude,
I read a lot about space, and I can never remember
what it is. It's the National Aeronautics and
Space Association. No, it's not, though. No,
I'm not getting it. What the fuck is it, then,
Casey? It's the, uh, National Aeronautics and
Space Administration. Are you fucking kidding
me? Yeah. No, dude, it's a weird one. Come on!
It's a weird one. That's why I didn't buzz in.
You know I read a lot about space. Uh, Alimax.
Fuck you. Keep it going. 600. You got 1 ,200.
Tyler's got 3 ,400. Bet it all. Bet it all. We're
getting back into this, baby. Uh... No, we're
not. That's a horrible mistake. 400, you might
have to solve this puzzle on your computer to
let a website know you're human. So it's not
a mix of two things, right? Because it's CAPTCHA.
No, it's, uh, it's what do I stand for? So what
does the acronym stand for? Oh my god. What the
fuck does CASP say? I thought that was a mistake.
I never knew that. cat's cat's butt cat's cat's
cat's butt let me see if I can fucking Jesus
Christ that's a fucking brutal that's brutal
Casey be honest with me is this something that
I can pull out of my ass easily like if I walk
through it have you ever heard what it stands
for no no I didn't even know it stood for anything
if I sat here for a minute and thought about
it when I come up with something that's going
to make sense. I'm sure you can come up with
something that makes sense. I'd probably give
you double points for it. I'd probably give me
double points if you got this right. All right.
Hold up. Let me just spitball something here.
If he gets it completely right, and without a
single letter wrong, give him double points.
If he doesn't, he gets it wrong. All right. I'm
going to guess my first two words here, and I
have a feeling I'm going to get eliminated with
the first two. See it. Captcha. C -A -P. I know.
What is it? C -A -P... Computer Assisted? T -C
-H -A. Alright, I'm guessing for the first two
words. Computer Assisted. Am I out already? Yes.
Dude, I would be fucked right now. I'd be so
fucked. That would be the completely automated
public Turing test to tell computers and humans
apart. That's the whole... Wait, are you fucking...
That's not real. That can't be real. That's an
actual thing. I actually wrote that question
as a joke. I'm not going to take any points off.
That's insane. I wrote that as a joke. I would
hope not. That's genuinely insane. How many letters
is that? Completely automated public Turing test
to tell computers and humans apart. That's not
two T's. CAPTCHA. Yeah, it's C -A -P -T -C -H
-A. Only the Turing is capitalized. Yeah. But
there's not a second T! It's the Turing test
of two! Two! With a T! I didn't make the acronym.
You fucking put the question in. I got all excited.
I thought I was going to have a fair daily W.
So that bullshit. I didn't take your points off.
That's crazy. Yeah, but you got my hopes up and
now it's gone. Your pick. Keep it going. Let
it ride. What do I stand for? 800. A hostage
situation might warrant this kind of police team
to respond. What is special weapons and tactics?
Yes. I didn't know. I was going to say, what
is SWAT? Because I forgot the category. So you
saved me some points there. Tyler's back. All
right. Let's let it ride. This American Stock
Exchange is the first fully electronic. I don't
fucking know it. The second largest by market
cap. I don't know the actual name. I know the
name of it. I can't think of the acronym. The
first one who calls Dan and gets his answer.
No. No. No. No. Dan left to make fucking salmon.
You can listen! I know it's the NASDAQ, right?
I don't know what it stands for. It's the National
Association of Security Dealers Automated Quotations.
Yeah, we would get that. You know, honestly,
that one would be like, you could spitball that,
though. Probably. Now, fucking catch up. What
other categories do we got? Famous last words,
body counts, scheduling conflicts, similar flags.
Let's do flags. 200. Every Scandinavian country
has this symbol on its flag. What is a... Wait.
Say it again. Every Scandinavian country has
this symbol on its flag. What is a cross? Yes.
Okay, I was gonna say that. Also known as a Nordic
cross. Nordic cross? Yep. It's a little X. No,
it's a cross sideways. Oh, yeah, it is. Well,
still got it. Thank God. I just remember Norway.
It's got a white plus sign on it. It's blue background.
I think Norway is yellow, isn't it? No, Sweden.
That's Sweden. Yeah, Sweden's white, blue, and
yellow. Keep it going. Ikea. That's the only
reason I know Sweden's colors. 400. One of two
European countries whose flags are almost identical.
Three equal horizontal stripes. Red on the top,
white in the middle, blue on the bottom. They
differ only in the shade of blue. What? I know
one of them. I don't know the other ones. Well,
no, it's only one of two. Oh, okay. Can I? Only
one of two? Yeah. What is Italy? No. What is
Russia? Russia, no. What is Monaco? Monaco, no.
That was a joke. All right, it's... Uh, the flags
are three equal horizontal stripes. Oh, horizontal,
not vertical? Oh, shit! France. What is France?
France. No. What? Horizontal stripes. Red on
the top, white in the middle, and blue on the
bottom. No, Russia is that flag, Casey. Look
it up. Look up Russia. Look up Russian's flag.
That's Russia's flag. I was right. I think they're
red, white, blue. Are they? No, Russia is white,
blue, red. Oh, fuck you! Really? It's red, white,
blue, top to bottom. Yeah, we're not getting
this. They differ only in the shade of blue.
One light and one dark. Oh my god, give me one
more minute. It's probably something like fucking
retarded. That is a joke. That is a joke. I promise.
What is the Netherlands or Luxembourg? Yeah,
sure. Okay, Netherlands. I could have got the
Dutch Grand Prix. Yeah, it's fucking Max Verstappen's
home flag. My fucking Formula One autism could
have helped me. I didn't even think. 3 ,400.
LA Max got 1 ,000. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Let's continue
on flags. Or 600. You got 3 ,400. I'll do it
for 600. You can't buzz in. 600. Take Italy's
flag and add a bird. You've got this New World
Nations flag. What is Mexico? Yeah. You didn't
know that one? Nope. Wait. Yeah, it does make
sense. I would have buzzed in with some stupid
shit, but no, that makes sense. Yeah, it's the
same flag, it's just flags. The 100. Both Japan
and Bangladesh have a central red dot on their
flags. However, Bangladesh, their flag features
this colored background. I don't know. I know.
What is blue? Oh, no. No, I don't know if I want
to go down this road. It's $800. Don't do it,
bro. One more buzzer. Wait, what's the main color?
There's a red dot in the center. What's the background?
I know Japan's white. I don't know what the fucking
color for Bangladesh is. Wait. That'd be green.
That sounds like a terrible flag. That looks
like a terrible flag. I pictured green, but I
wasn't confident enough. I had like an RGB circle
going on. I'm trying to look at that flag. That
seems like an awful looking flag. We'll do flags.
1 ,000. Both Turkey and Turkmenistan have this
outer space object on their flag. Oh, my God.
Turkey and Turkmenistan? Yep. You know what?
I'm not buzzing. Ask that one more time. Both
Turkey and Turkmenistan have this outer space.
What the fuck are you talking about? No, it's
how you spell it. Turkey and Turkmenistan have
this outer space object on their flag. Wait,
hold up. I'm thinking one thing. Outer space
object? Yeah. What are stars? Oh, no. What is
a moon? A moon, yes. Did y 'all get any points?
It's fine. I saved them. You saved your points.
I was going to say flags. I was gonna say stars.
I knew it was one of the two, so it was risk
-free for me. I knew it was one of them. Well,
every flag has stars on it. Doesn't Brazil have,
like, fucking... Brazil has a planet on it. Like,
a planet on it. Yeah. With a white band. Yeah.
Uh, Allie Mac, you got... Famous last words,
body counts, scheduling conflicts. Scheduling
conflicts, 1 ,000. For a fucking thousand? Jesus.
Jesus. 1000. This software wrongly includes a
leap year in 1900 in its calendar and Bill Gates
can't fix it. What is Windows? Wait. Partially
correct. Windows Vista? No. It's a program. What
is Microsoft Excel? Yes. Are you fucking joking?
You led me down. You told me that Windows is
partially correct. I'll give Allie back points
for Windows. Will I get points? Yeah, yeah. I
told you you got the points. Well, it was more
the fact that you led me down the wrong road.
I thought it was an OS of Windows at that point.
No, you both got the points. Allie Max pick.
No, I got the question right, though. Tyler,
I'm fucking buried. You're going to win. Okay,
calm down. He's giving me pity points. I'm not
coming back. Chill out. Dude, I'm so fucking
crossed right now. Last words. I'm fighting my
way through this game. Last words. 200. According
to his sister, this tech founder who revolutionized
smartphones repeated, oh wow, before his death
in October 2011. Who is Steve Jobs? He said,
oh, wow. That's a stupid last words. You probably
saw the other side, bro. What do you think? Oh,
wow. What a fucking idiot. Dude, I'm just going
to get rid of my cancer by eating vegetables.
That sounds like a fucking Dan move. The fuck?
Give me 800. 800. For 800 in his final social
media post, the sci -fi actor wrote LLAP. In
a variation of a farewell he would give in his
most iconic acting role. Oh, uh... What is Leonard
Nimoy? Yes. He was Spock. I know he was Spock,
but what was his... Liflong and Prosper. I didn't...
I was never a Star Trek guy. Yep. Yeah, Leonard
Nimoy. Do you guys ever see that fucking weird
video he made with Bilbo Baggins? No. No? Bilbo
Baggins. No. Dude, I'm gonna fucking ruin Leonard
Nimoy. Give me give me a one -minute break here.
I I've never been a star This is worth the break.
Neither of you have seen this. No, I've never
been there like a Star Trek guy I literally only
know Leonard Nimoy's name because of the angry
video game nerd Because he like Leonard Nimoy
came in like was like a voice for a game. He's
like So it's a bit bizarre here what's going
on here Okay Put on the mic. I don't even know
what this dude looks like. What the fuck's going
on here? This is so 70s. What the fuck is going
on? It's a very creepy song about Bilbo Baggins.
He really liked The Hobbit. This seems like a
fucking found footage movie. This was Leonard
Nimoy's passion project. That's awesome. You
know what? I didn't care about him. I like him
more now. That's some Jeffrey Epstein shit. That
does look like some Jeffrey Epstein shit. A lot
of these girls are really young. Just saying.
Bilbo! I also think that the 70s beauty standards
were fucking stupid. Yeah. They looked awful
back then. Yeah. Like, I feel like the 70s and
60s was the worst decade for women. Like, looks
-wise. That's how you got famous last words,
body counts, scheduling conflicts. We're back
in service. I'm not afraid to keep on living
for 200. What? Fame is less words. 400. I should
get points for that, for guessing that. Give
me 200 for that. Come on. Oh, my God. Come on.
For 400, Jefferson still lives, said this former
president on his deathbed. Ironically, his rival
Jefferson had died hours earlier. Jefferson still
lives? Yeah. What the fuck did you just ask me?
The former president said this? Yeah, Jefferson
to live, so this former president on his deathbed.
Ironically, the rival Jefferson. Oh, uh, uh,
uh... Who is John Adams? Yes. Are you fucking
kidding me? Yeah, they fucking hate each other.
Why can't you pull the wrong answer out of your
ass? Just for fucking once, man. No, because
I'm like, those fuckers hate each other. Bro,
you paid way too much attention during the revolutionary
chapter. It's all about that relationship. I
struggled through those chapters. Dude, I love
American history. Early American history is awesome.
Same. Tyler's pick. Let's finish off that category,
right? Yeah. 600. St. John documented these three
last words of Jesus before he died on the cross.
It is finished. Glad I put it down. That was
a layup. That was 100 % a layup for me. That
was like straight up like, you put that in there
to piss off me and Dan, but that motherfucker
ain't here, so I just gotta fucking sit here
and take that question. I'm on the fucking goal
line and there's a hole beside this table. He's
never not gonna get that. What is the name of
the Christian book of Christ? I know, I know,
it's the Bible! Uh, you got body counts and scheduling
conflicts. I don't know what scheduling counts
are. Can I have the end of the vape? You're stressing
me out, Casey. I'm gonna pay you so much money
for how much I fucking bummed this off you. 200.
John Quincy Adams incorrectly predicted this
date would be annually celebrated with parades,
guns, bonfires, and illuminations from one end
of the country to the other. Do I gotta get the
date or can I say what happened? Like the actual
date? No, like the month and the day. Yeah, well,
that's the date. Yeah, not the year. Fuck if
I know. I'm assuming it's the Boston Tea Party.
I'm thinking it's either the Boston Tea Party
or the end of the Revolutionary War, but I don't
know the day that it ended. That is, though.
No, that's not. That was July 2nd, two days before
the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
That's not fair. Two days. That's not fair. He
wanted it to be two days before. No, because
that's when they started writing it. Yeah, but
it's not finished. It's not finished. Yeah, he's
kind of stupid. Did he have any backers on that?
They're fucking stupid. That's what he said because
they started writing it. They're like, yo, shut
the fuck up, dude. We're not even finished. You
know, he probably just like, maybe his fucking
wife divorced him or something. No, no, it's
not going to be today and it won't be tomorrow.
It's that day. It's the life worth, okay? I guess
body count? Body count. 200. Also called the
White Chapel Murderer. This Victorian era serial
killer knifed and mutilated. Who's Jack the Ripper?
Fuck! Five women, London. Fuck! I knew that one!
That's correct. He's my favorite serial killer.
Let this be a lesson to our listeners out there
in Norway. If you're going to compete in a Jeopardy
game with anybody that you know, Don't get crossfaded
before. Don't do that. Maybe don't. 400. Known
only by his self -chosen nickname, this killer
murdered five people in Northern California in
the late 1960s. What is a Zodiac killer? Fuck!
I'm expecting mass murderers. I'm expecting mass
murderers. And I just need to get off that thought
process because that's not where the answer is.
It's very clearly like... prolific serial killers.
Alright, I'm locked in now. I'm in. I'm in now.
Body counts. 600. Also called the Killer Clown.
It was John Wayne Gacy. Yes. Why did you say
it like that, Casey? That was fucking weird.
Yes. He's happy I'm answering the question correctly,
I'd assume. Exactly. I went fucking gay for you.
Keep her going. Let her ride. Wait, hold up.
Do we still have 1 ,000? Yeah, give me that one.
1 ,000. Are you fucking with me this time? No,
you got 2 ,000. What's my score? Tyler's got
7 ,400. Oh, my God. It puts me in the realm of
possibility if I get it right, though. Okay.
I'm going to bet it all there, Alex. All right.
Or at all, this serial killer targeted young
women on the Pacific Northwest during the 1970s
and later represented himself in court. That
could be a couple ones. I feel like the 70s was
a time of serial killers. It was. There was a
lot of them. Yeah, it was like the heyday for
serial killers. Fuck. Ask me that again. This
serial killer targeted young women in the Pacific
Northwest during the 1970s and later represented
himself in court. I don't think I would get this
one because I feel like the one I'm thinking
of is Southern California. You want to use a
lifeline? You can't use a lifeline. Phone a friend.
Phone Dan. I want to say what's -his -face. His
last name was just in my mind, but I can't remember
it now. Who was Charles Mason? Manson. Manson.
Oh, no. That's Southern California. That's what
I was thinking. Fuck, he was Cali. He was fucking
Cali. Yeah, Quentin Tarantino. Fucking Jesus
Christ, Ali Mack. Once upon a time in Hollywood.
Fucking Christ. Charles Manson was in Cali, too.
That's what I'm saying. I fucked it up. Because
that's not the right answer. What was the right
one? The answer was Ted Bundy. I'm gonna fucking...
Alright, we'll go for 800 body counts. I'm gonna
fucking auto -erotic asphyxiate. 800. This Wisconsin
cannibal was known for luring victims with promises
of modeling jobs. What is Ed Gein? No. Who is
Jeffrey Dahmer? Yes! I got most of my points
back, but that doesn't mean a... Wait, no, I
didn't. It was a fucking daily double. You got
scheduling conflicts for 400, 600, 800. Not for
1 ,000? Yeah, you already chose that. All right,
well, then fucking 800, I guess. Big swings.
Initially, schedules for May 1st, 1944. The storming
of Normandy was delayed by weather until this
date. I forget my buzz in. Say it again. Uh,
it was scheduled for May 1st, 1944, the storming
of Normandy. What is June 7th? June 7th? No.
Fuck. It was delayed until this date. What is
May 3rd? No. I would be so pissed if it's, just
clock it off. What is May 4th? Alright, clock
it off. That was June 6th. Fuck! Oh! Come on!
We pushed it back a month? Yeah. Whether it was
that bad. Yeah, no, because they had to redo,
like, the planning of it. I thought it was June
7th. Come on, Dwight. I thought I liked Ike.
He fucking stalled that shit. Jesus, man. We
could have been over there earlier. I think Ike
got 400, 600. God, I was one day off. You do
have to admit that's impressive that I was one
day off, though. Like, I was close. Well, it
was close. Fucking closer than me, which isn't
saying much. You know what they say, bro. Close
only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
I didn't know that. That would have been a Jeopardy
question. Ali Mack, you got 400, 600. Give me
big swings. We're going 600 here. Give me 600.
This ancient general allowed his nation's calendar
to fall 67 days out of date amid his civil war
with Pompeii. I thought it was a date, not a
person. No, it's not. It's about scheduling conflicts.
Can you read that again? This ancient general
allowed his nation's calendar to fall 67 days
out of date amid his civil war with Pompeii.
Who is Caesar? Yes. That would have been my guess.
I was going to go Caesar or Alexander the Great.
And I was literally a split second away from
buzzing in with Caesar. So were you named after
Alexander the Great? Or was there just like...
That's what... No, no. I was named... My family...
My grandfather's name was Alex. I have a question
for... I'm Alexander. And my great -grandfather's
name was... So his name was Alex and his middle
name was Ander? Or was he Alexander? No, I just
fucking... Angus was my great -grandfather's
name, which in Gaelic means Alex. Oh, okay. So
it's just a long -running name, and we have an
Alexandra in our family. If I have a boy, probably
Alex. You're just gonna Alex Jr.? No, I'm gonna
go Alex. I'm gonna keep alternating it, because
my dad's name was Alex, and I'm Alexander. I'm
not a junior. Oh, you're not a junior. No, and
Gabriel is my middle name, which my fucking dad
claims is out of the Bible, but I... absolutely
no for a fact was after Peter Gabriel. I'm positive
it was Peter Gabriel. He just fucking lies about
it. Last question. For 400, Christmas is celebrated
on this date in the Eastern Orthodox Church.
Yeah, no. I rescind it. What is January 1st?
No. Really? Keep buzzing. Christmas is celebrated
on this date in the Eastern Orthodox Church 13
days after the other denominations. But not,
not, not, not, not, not. 13 days after. So it
would be, you know what? I don't fucking care.
That would be January 7th. 7th? Yeah. Tyler's
got 6 ,400. LMX got zero. I'm gonna bet it all,
Casey. I'm gonna bet it all. I'm gonna let it
ride. Risky move, I know, but I'm gonna bet it
all. Alright. God, this is so fucking horrible.
At least I can bet my negative points to go further
into the negative. I fucking had any! I'll tell
you what, this category is about the early presidents.
I'll be back. If you get this question right,
I'll give you an automatic win. No fucking shot.
If Tyler gets it right, he also gets a win. So
if you both get it right, you'll be tied. Tied?
That's fucking horrible. No, if we both get it
right, Tyler wins. Let's be real here. If I get
a question about early... No, I swear, if Outback
pulls this out of his ass, I will give you a
win. What's the fucking... What's the question?
No, Casey, I was arguing for Tyler to have better
odds. I feel like I haven't done anything to
deserve a win tonight. I've been pretty fucking
trash the whole time. This 22nd and 24th U .S.
President was featured on the discontinued $1
,000 bill. $1 ,000 bill? Yep. It was the 22nd
and 24th U .S. President. Featured on the discontinued
$1 ,000 bill. So those are non -consecutive terms,
right? Yeah. I didn't mean to say that in all
caps. How are you back? So it's FDR. Fuck! That's
correct. Tyler says Grover Cleveland. That's
correct. Tyler. How long was I off by? 20! You
were off by about 100 years. You were off by
100 years. Oh shit, Teddy was the one with the
glasses on. Yeah. That's who I was shooting for.
Now, Grover Cleveland and Donald Trump are the
only two presidents that have served two unconsecutive
terms. Wait, were FDR and Teddy related? Yeah,
they were cousins. Fucking stupid. But, uh, yeah.
40, baby! 4 -0! 40 wins for Tyler. Goddamn. I
need some performance -enhancing drugs. That
stands for some vitamin B water. I'm just gonna
rip a line of fucking coke next time and fucking
buzz in with everything. There we go. I'll finish
at negative 9 ,000 points. I'll do it at home.
Alright, if you, uh... If you're in the FC files,
email us. Or if you're not in the Epstein files,
also email us. If you're listening, you text
me, you son of a bitch. No, ccjeepstein at gmail
.com. No, jeevacation at gmail .com. Jeevacations,
yes. We should send an email. That's his actual
email? We should send an email to that address.
We probably shouldn't. I'm sure it's Jeffrey
Epstein Enterprises. Yeah. This show sucks. Oh,
it's fucking horrible, and it gets worse every
episode. I didn't think that we could get worse,
but we do. We find a new way to dig our hole
deeper every day, and that's something that you
can count on. At least we're consistent. Every
episode will get worse, I promise you. The technical
difficulties went, and now really the only thing
we talk about is religion, politics, and the
Jeffrey Epstein files. Sometimes we talk about
buttholes and sex. So tune in next week. Probably
not, actually. All right. Jeff Robinson didn't
kill himself. Be kind to yourselves. And each
other. We out. And fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck Jeopardy.
Fuck it all. For all we know, robots have souls.
We just don't know if they do or don't. How do
you know? Have you ever been a cyborg or a robot?
You think we were the first ones to inhabit this
planet? Dang. Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping
down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's
people out there with some really dumb thoughts.
Extended episode. Where the fuck did the skirmish
come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge come
from? You're telling me that they didn't die
and become ghosts? Ugh, they're killing, they're
killing all the already born babies and sell
them to the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere
in China. In some base... What the fuck? There
are super soldiers that are at least 9 or 10
feet tall. Oh my god! Okay, so did they come
from our planet? Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens. I do not associate with terrorists.
I do not associate with terrorists. while holding
their pulse, feel them die of this virus. You
feel bump, bump, bump, beep, nothing. They're
fucking gone. I've seen it happen. I think that
the government has taken it to the next level
with the birds. They know what birds are going
to cross paths with you, that you are going to
be able to raise, and they are going to make
them so fucking real. They're going to sink money
into them, because they know... cut it open you're
going to see blood guts no circuitry but let
me tell you their technology which by the way
big brother is the overlord George Soros is an
actual Nazi collaborator, okay? I'm not fucking
lying. It's fucking real, okay? Look it up. Look
it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George
Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis
during the Holocaust. He says that he was doing
it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this
shit. George Soros is the fucking devil, okay?