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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the pyramid come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

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Aliens exist. Somewhere in China. some days what

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the there are super soldiers that are at least

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nine or ten feet tall super soldiers then they

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are extraterrestrials they are aliens Welcome

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to the Untitled Podcast. What'd you think of

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the Alps? Northside, Southside, bitch. Suicide

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Boys. It's episode 130. I did not try the tropical

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fruit yet. I'm here with Tyler at Alleyback.

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Damn straight you is. Happy episode 130, by the

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way. Are these the boys that wish to unalive?

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What? This is the unalive boys. This is the unalive

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boys. I think they're becoming very mainstream

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now. They're also becoming very Christian. What

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do you attribute that to, Tyler? Them getting

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sober with AA and they had to find a higher power.

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Yeah, that'll do it. I don't understand that

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because what if I'm an atheist and I don't want

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to accept that there's a higher power? Then you

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won't have accountability. That double A. Can

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I stop drinking? Can I get clean without... Admitting

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there's a higher power? I think the higher power

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aspect of it kind of gives you as like a... You

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can cut the music. It's getting a little loud.

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Thank you. But the AA, I think the aspect of

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it that kind of is like the find a higher power

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that you want to... It doesn't have to be God.

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It can be some sort of other one. But it's that

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there's more to you than just you. Like there's

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somebody... Like you're worth something because

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you were created by a higher power type thing.

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Yeah, they don't push religion on you. It's a

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higher power thing. I mean, I'm sure you could

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if you came in and were just definitively like...

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I don't believe in a fucking higher power. I

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will not believe in a higher power, but I want

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to stop drinking. If you found the right AA group,

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maybe they'd help you a little bit. Obviously,

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probably not the ones in church basements and

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shit. All of those things, like porn addicts,

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fucking narcotics anonymous, all of them. Is

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it porn addicts anonymous? I think so. Are you

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interested? I am interested, actually. Dan in

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the group this week, he said no politics in the

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group chat. anymore and he's like he sent me

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like politics right after and he's like bro i

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think i'm addicted i can't stop i can't stop

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arguing with people pi politics politics anonymous

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the algorithm on your phone just like pops up

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with that's controversial and makes people angry

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i i don't get that i get mostly like i used to

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get a lot of like instagram models and stuff

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but since i kept on saying like not interested

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in it i kept on i'm getting more like jesus like

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edits and uh and uh sometimes nick fuentes sneaks

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his way in there somehow i uh i actually just

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uninstalled facebook instagram and i hacked my

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youtube app so i don't get shorts anymore it's

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not even so much about staying away from social

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media as it is i don't like short short form

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content i mean i love it but i hate it at the

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same time well i never used to consume a lot

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of it and then i did start doing it and i was

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like this is retarded. Like anytime I have a

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one waking second of time on my hands, I'm like,

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Oh, Facebook, Instagram. And like, most of it

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is just, it does end up just, even though I never

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like shit from like Instagram models or shit,

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it does pop up all the time because like the

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algorithm knows I look at it because I'm like,

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Ooh, titties. I mean, every guy, every guy goes,

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Ooh, titties. That's unless you're gay. I think

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even don't you feel, don't you feel weird when

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you're at work though? And you whip open an app

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and it's just like some chick who's like fucking

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barely wearing anything. And it's like, wow,

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Don't you hate when you're at work and you're

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on 4chan? I don't. I think that may be a bit

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of a more exclusive experience. I mean, when

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I opened this up, I got football. I got fucking...

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Leon Kennedy. Yeah, I've been watching a lot

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of Resident Evil shit recently because I saw

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Requiem's coming out. I'm excited, but I get,

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you know, fucking Mr. Douchebag from fucking

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2012. Fucking... Yeah, but like... I'm not getting

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women and shit. It's mostly just football and...

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See a little Eli Manning kicking in there. For

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me, I'm like, this ain't too bad looking at this.

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I think that's Red Dead Redemption, actually.

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No, that's Borderlands, right? Yeah. But it's

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mostly football, hockey, and... yeah my home

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feed is typically like all sports shit but if

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i click the magnifying glass and start scrolling

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down it's like all porn no that's what this is

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that's what i did i clicked the yeah magnifying

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glass and let's let's just scroll down and see

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what happens yeah let's see what we get i just

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like i don't i don't know i just don't and i

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gotta ah dude that bills game that sucked man

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That sucked. You know, there's a reason I'm wearing

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all Sabre shit today, and I am just sipping the

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copium so hard. I fully transitioned to NHL right

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now. So listen, at least you're not my brother,

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because my brother's a Bills fan, and it was

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his birthday. Oh, that's tough. Yeah, that was

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rough for him. That's tough. They got to move

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the game or something. They can't. So, yeah,

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I'm scrolling down. I'm not seeing any naked

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women. I think I kicked it from my algorithm.

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Either that or you're gay, because there's a

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lot of dudes on there. It's Rocky Balboa and

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fitness stuff. So, yeah. Oh, man. There's just

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some itches your wife can't quite scratch. I

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need fitness men to tell. It's mostly boxing,

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actually. I follow the World Boxing Association.

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We got big news today. We're not going to invade

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Greenland, actually. He always said he wasn't

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going to use force. He said last week he was

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not ruling it out. Trump says a lot of things.

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He said, I don't need to use force. I don't want

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to use force. I will not use force. We're going

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to buy it for like $700 billion. Elon Musk posted

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the thing. He's like, I have $750 billion. I

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should just buy it. That'd be fun. That'd be

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funny. Just if Elon owned a country. The thing

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that I didn't realize is that there's only like

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30 ,000 people there. It's like a pretty desolate

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town. It's a ghost town. I was like, why do they

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want Greenland so much? And then I watched a

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video and it was like, the ice is melting. So

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like the Arctic is going to open up new trade

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routes and that's going to be like the new super

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highway of the world. And we can shoot down Russia's

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missiles. A minute earlier there or something.

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The thing is, though, is that that's bullshit.

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That's what I was going to say. Everybody's like,

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oh, no. It's purely just for military strategy.

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It's like, no, bro. Just like Venezuela, we want

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their fucking oil. Just come out and say it.

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That's like the Rangers saying that they aren't

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rebuilding. They're retooling. They're not retooling.

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They're fucking rebuilding. We all know you're

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rebuilding. Literally, the only person they are

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not going to trade is Igor Shostakhin. Everybody

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else is fucking open market right now. Are we

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talking about hockey? Yes, we're talking about

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hockey. It's metaphorical relations here. It's

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metaphorical in Minecraft. What the fuck happened?

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But no, it's the same shit, though. They got

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a bunch of oil. We're running dry. All right.

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We got a bunch like up in Alaska, but we got

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Canada in there. And that's why he's like, oh,

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Canada. He likes them too. But like, yeah, it's

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all oil. Canada said they would fight us if we

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tried to invade Greenland. I mean, Russia's just

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laughing their asses off watching Trump do what

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he's doing right now. Can you imagine going to

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war with Europeans and Canadians? Yeah. I mean,

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like, it just makes a lot more sense where it'd

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be like, hey. denmark or whatever i think denmark

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is technically yeah so it's like why not just

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go to denmark and be like hey guys how about

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we drill all the fucking oil out of there we

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give you a cut like we'll help you out there

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and we put like a massive fucking like missile

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defense system there like we don't need to fucking

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like annex greenland like there's there's so

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many different ways to go about it's the way

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that you gotta grease the palms we just gotta

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get the top of it and then we can see the russian

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missiles coming yeah but like when he gets into

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office after not saying any of this stuff while

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he's campaigning and then he comes out and he's

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like all right guys greenland and canada they're

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fucking they're coming we're getting them like

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it's like dude they don't want to hear that like

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you're telling the american people that like

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they're like like you're shit talking greenland

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behind their back like it's fucking world news

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they hear it like if you were just like hey guys

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we're really concerned for world safety like

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we just we don't want like things are getting

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really spicy over there with ukraine and russia

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we just want to make sure that we have like an

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adequate missile defense system because we're

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kind of your fucking missile defense system too

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like Go about it that way. And if it's the oil,

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be up front. Hey, we want your fucking oil. We

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got a lot more people than you and we'll give

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you a cut of it or like we'll give you some money

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or like support your country. Hit us with the.

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Hey, listen, we'll defend you. Give us a cut

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of your oil because you're not paying your NATO

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dues, so you might as well give us something

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out of it. It's the threats and the aggression

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that's like what is just ridiculous. Casey, if

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Trump came out and said, hey, guys, you're not

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paying your NATO dues, but if you give us your

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oil or like, you know, we drill your oil, we

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give you a cut of it, but that's your payment

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for NATO. How would you feel about that? To pay

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NATO in oil? Pay their dues to NATO and oil,

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which is paying their dues to us. I mean, I think

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paying in oil is just like paying in money. I

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don't really think NATO is even part of the equation

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at that point. Like it's I mean, sure, they're

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going to need to give the go ahead for us. putting

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missile bases there but ultimately if us denmark

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and greenland are all in an in agreement about

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putting that there and having the transaction

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with oil it doesn't have to be opened up to anybody

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else to my knowledge i don't believe nato even

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needs to get involved in that other than just

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being like it's okay if the u .s puts missile

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bases there which they're not gonna have a fucking

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problem with it's a defensive system it's not

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offensive i think that nato at this point is

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kind of a fucking it's a it's a hollow entity

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Well, it's I mean, it kind of is because it's

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like you got to think about like, sure, America

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is by far the biggest superpower in NATO. But

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at the same time, when you put the conglomerate

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of all the other countries together, even though

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they might not have the same military power we

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do, it's still a lot of people that's going to

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sway opinion. And if we have all of those people

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against us, they can also band together. or God

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forbid, even getting cahoots with Russia if we

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push them hard enough, and then we're in a pretty

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tough spot. So it's not like they have no power.

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I don't think Russia's as big of a threat as

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China is. China's a way bigger threat. No, China's

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a bigger threat, and I think it's because of

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AI. And Russia's a bigger threat from a nuclear

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aspect. You do need to worry about both of them,

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but at the same time... Russia is really fucking

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coming for us, dude. Russia's been a fucking

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shell of itself since the Berlin Wall fell. It's

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just a fucking Cold War. We supplement Russia

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and China's economy and vice versa, even though

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we hate each other. Yeah, they're pretty good.

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The aftertaste kind of sucks once they're in

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for like 20 minutes, I'll be honest. You're going

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to want to pull it out. The aftertaste for the

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wintergreen and the chill sucks too. I got Spearmint

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and Sweet Nectar. I got a five pack of each of

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them. I can give you some if you want. They're

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pretty good. I should have brought an extra to

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pay you back. I think after 9 -11, Denmark...

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I like Tucker Carlson. Yeah, after 9 -11, Denmark

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sent the largest percentage of their population

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to fight with us in Afghanistan. Yeah, so it's

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going to piss them off, obviously. Yeah. That's

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all I'm like, why are we just attacking? Like

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why? Yeah. Why is it? Why is it an attack is

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my question. Like it doesn't have to be, we have

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a good working relationship with them. We have

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a good, well, we had a good working relationship

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with NATO before Trump came in and he's like,

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Hey, I got the biggest dick. Look at my dick.

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I got a nice cock, bro. Look at it. I got a great

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cock. It's the biggest cock. Frankly, frankly,

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I think it's a wonderful cock. People say it's

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great. Frankly, every other, every other penis,

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I need to find a magnifying glass. I can't even.

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see it's so small. They're tiny. They're very

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tiny. Once again, Trump manufactured a crisis

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and then was like, oh, it's fine. I solved it.

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Casey, can you just. Can you, can you be honest

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here for a second? Do you actually like wake

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up every day and look up like what Trump did

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just to piss yourself off? No, I, I, you know,

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I wake up and I go on social media and that's

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all there fucking is on it anymore. Your social

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media is all Trump like hate shit. Mine's like,

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it's not even, it's like two pages. I got hockey

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F1 and porn. I got football boxing and, and you

00:13:55.929 --> 00:13:58.669
know, Jesus and gay porn. I get this shit recommended

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to me. I don't, even follow these pages and it

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just gets shows up yeah because you keep watching

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it yeah but that's what i'm talking about the

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fucking fear porn loop that's why it's like i

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got a detox dude i'm telling you bro me and dan

00:14:11.269 --> 00:14:14.509
really need to do just just deleting just like

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today like for example i'm sitting in case you

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even have a fucking instagram i know you do because

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i follow you but do you like even use it i don't

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use it anymore but i uh I fucking deleted these

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things, and it's, like, it's kind of cool. Do

00:14:25.960 --> 00:14:26.960
you still use Messenger if you have it? I do

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have Messenger, so I can still use Messenger,

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and, like, you can even send me Facebook posts

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on it, and I think I can open them. I think.

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I don't know. Is there, like, an Instagram Messenger?

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Because my wife sends me shit on Instagram all

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the time, and that's the only thing that, like...

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I don't know. I really, like, cut out a lot of

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that shit, because, like, I just fucking... Like,

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all I see now is just, like, the protests and

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the ice, just like, um... harassing people so

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i came to a conclusion today i was talking about

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this with cc today ice is literally just because

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like how desperate they are for people and how

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they'll give anybody a gun in like a three month

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training course ice is just like where you have

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all those people that we used to work with that

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you could tell who really wanted to be cops yeah

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it was five weeks training okay even better better

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yeah even better seriously the guys who wanted

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to be cops Like if let's, I guarantee you 18,

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when I was 18 years old and I was at Mohawk and

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I, and I said that, Hey, I, I like when I was

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like, I want to be a cop. I would have joined

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ice probably. Yeah. The problem is it attracts

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these like sociopath kids. that like they don't

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know what the constitution is like if you don't

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have probable cause to stop somebody you can't

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ask somebody for their fucking id like i saw

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this video where the guy's like oh you have a

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you have a spanish accent so i i don't think

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you're from america but the fucking ice agent

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that was asking him had a fucking spanish accent

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too i was like what the fuck yeah cc was telling

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me about that one yeah it's kind of just like

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It's just they're just turning into like Trump's

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Gestapo at this point. I feel like I just don't

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care. I mean, I'm sure there is a handful of

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people like in that South Park. But if I came

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to your house, would you allow ice to come and

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search your house? I mean, they're doing the

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only people who live in my house are white people.

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What are they going to do? They're going to search

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it. Are they going to send me back to fucking

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Germany? They're going to be like, go back to

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Germany. It's like, what the fuck? If I ever

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ran into ICE, I would just whip my phone out.

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But that's what they did looking for the Jew.

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Do you think they have a right to look through

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your house for the immigrants? I mean, they're

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not going to find anything. Go ahead if they

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fucking want to. I'm just picturing the scene

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from Inglourious Bastards. You have Jews under

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the floorboard, don't you? And they're arresting

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people when they fail to produce. Do you mind

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if I speak in English? Can I have a glass of

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milk? The most ominous glass of milk ever. When

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people fail to produce their birth certificate,

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they just arrest them and they find out they're

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citizens. They let them go. I have my birth certificate.

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It's still illegal detainment, though. They need

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to be held accountable. You don't have to identify

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yourself unless you've... of probable cause that

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you committed a crime. What they need to do is

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they just need to start attacking these ICE agents

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and increasing their training time so that, like,

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if you unlawfully... Did you say attacking? No,

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not attacking. They need to... Like, if you unlawfully

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detain someone as an ICE agent, there needs to

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be repercussions for that. You can't just run

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around in a balaclava and then be like, oh, my

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bad, I wasn't adequately trained. They just let

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him go. Like, they just, like, took, like, an

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old guy out in his underwear in the fucking Minneapolis

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cold. Listen, I... I think that there's a need

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for ICE. Again, I don't think they're doing it

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correctly. Like Obama did it correctly. He deported

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more illegal immigrants than Trump has. Casey,

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I don't like illegal immigrants coming to our

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country. Bring back Obama. I don't like... Whose

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mic's crackling? That was just when he moved

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it. I'm not a huge fan of ICE. Like I said, I'm

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not a fucking Trump guy. I'm a fucking... I'm

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a right -leaning Catholic. That's pretty much

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my whole thing. Yo, can we hit the gas station

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on the way back? I need some fucking ice, dude.

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That would have been great. You think he's talking

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about cold ice. Then you're like, maybe he wants

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jewelry. No, that motherfucker's coming back

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with agents. What's up with the lead border patrol

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agent? He just looks like a straight Nazi. The

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guy with the trench coat and the short spiky

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hair. I haven't seen him. Sounds like a fucking

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anime character. Yeah, that does sound like an

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anime character. He literally looks like a villain

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from Indiana Jones. What's his name? Casey, your

00:18:42.779 --> 00:18:45.519
sweatshirt's bumping the bottom of your mic.

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Casey? Greg Bovino. Your sweatshirt's bumping

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the bottom of your mic and it's making it crackle

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like crazy. His name is Greg Bovino. Greg Bovino.

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Look up his picture of him in a trench coat.

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Yo, that's actually sick, though. I gotta admit,

00:19:03.839 --> 00:19:06.750
that's actually pretty hard. He is an anime character.

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That is hard, dude. I actually like that. Like,

00:19:09.450 --> 00:19:12.470
gotta be honest, I respect the food. Dude, he

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looks like a straight -up SS commander. He does.

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Like I said, it's Gestapo, bro. They are the

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SS at this point. Just watch out. Just watch

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out. Yo, is that Hugo Boss? Pretty much. Pretty

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much. I mean, it's gotta be. It's gotta be. If

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not, I mean, you know who he's taking inspiration

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from. Casey, are these fucking water again? Nope,

00:19:34.039 --> 00:19:36.660
that's Tito's. Okay. Well, actually, you might

00:19:36.660 --> 00:19:38.779
want to drink it and find out. Do you got fucking

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actual water? Yeah, I was going to get some,

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actually. I don't see how ICE is allowed to go

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around wearing masks. Well, I don't. Citizens

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can't do that. So on the other end of the spectrum,

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I don't agree with people doxing them and going

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after their families and not just them. Like

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they, there's people out there that are like,

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we're doing it to people. No, but they're, they're

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going to people's kids school. Like they're,

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they're kids school. And they're protesting.

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Like a detained a five -year -old yesterday.

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Okay. That's fucking awesome. Get over here.

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That's awesome. But I don't, I don't agree with

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them, you know, going up to like people's like

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kids and wives. Like, give me your driver's license.

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I'm five. I don't fucking have one. You're just

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a midget. I know it. Yep. You're going back to

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fucking Timbuktu, buddy. But it would be funny

00:20:27.660 --> 00:20:29.279
if they started sending white people to countries

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like Germany and fucking Ireland. They're going

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to take me out at a fucking Sabres game and deport

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my ass to Scotland. Get the fuck out of here.

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Me and you are at a Rangers Sabres game, and

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we're just like, I'm going back to Germany? What?

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What the fuck does that mean? They're like, all

00:20:44.180 --> 00:20:46.380
right, Braveheart. Have fun in the highlands,

00:20:46.420 --> 00:20:48.900
you piece of shit. I'd be like, I guess I'm in

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Germany now. I'd just call my wife and be like,

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hey, Emily, I'm in Germany now. I got deported.

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I don't think I'm going to see you again. So,

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I mean, like, I hope you can move here. Do you

00:21:01.500 --> 00:21:05.579
want to come to Germany? The Nazis deported me

00:21:05.579 --> 00:21:09.519
to Germany. What a fucking line. I'm in Germany

00:21:09.519 --> 00:21:15.420
now. They do like the DNA test while you're in

00:21:15.420 --> 00:21:17.500
like fucking detention. And they're like, all

00:21:17.500 --> 00:21:20.460
right, you're. 50 % German. You're going to Germany.

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They just make you pay for a 23 and me. Oh, wait.

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Deport, you know. No, I'm good. That's all you.

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I saw a story where ICE detained this five -year

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-old kid in Minneapolis and brought him to a

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detention camp in Texas. so that his parents

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would come and they could arrest them for being

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illegal. I feel like just taking the child is

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probably going to be enough. I don't think you

00:21:51.029 --> 00:21:54.930
need to move the kid cross -country. That's kind

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of wild. I do think the 23andMe is really funny.

00:22:00.289 --> 00:22:02.859
They're like, oh, you got... Oh, you got Spanish

00:22:02.859 --> 00:22:05.359
in you. You're going to Spain. They should make

00:22:05.359 --> 00:22:07.519
another fucking Taken sequel where it's just

00:22:07.519 --> 00:22:10.240
your five -year -old being taken by ICE. ICE

00:22:10.240 --> 00:22:15.359
is detaining ICE is detaining Minneapolis police

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officers that aren't white because they don't

00:22:18.519 --> 00:22:20.940
have their birth certificate. Oh my god. Dude,

00:22:21.019 --> 00:22:24.480
that's so bad. Can you imagine? That's like a

00:22:24.480 --> 00:22:30.559
mall cop arresting a fucking armed forces member.

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That's fucking crazy. Fucking Paul Blart takes

00:22:33.779 --> 00:22:38.150
you by force. Holy shit. But genuinely, I haven't

00:22:38.150 --> 00:22:40.069
even been paying attention because all this shit

00:22:40.069 --> 00:22:43.009
is just fucking hate. I just pay attention to

00:22:43.009 --> 00:22:47.569
AI. Ice is scary, but AI is scarier, in my opinion.

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I just try not to think about it. I watched a

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fucking... I won't go on the tirade again. I

00:22:53.009 --> 00:22:56.029
watched a Tim Dillon interview earlier today,

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like when I was working. And, like, Tim Dillon

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had some real interesting, like, facts. Because

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I've been getting a lot of, like, boomer v.,

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like, zoomer, like, fucking shit. And, like,

00:23:07.960 --> 00:23:12.039
I kind of want to talk about, like, the divide

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between the zoomers and the boomers. Because,

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like, I really do feel like boomers have no fucking

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clue on how the world is for us Gen Zers. Yeah,

00:23:22.920 --> 00:23:25.920
I don't think so. Like, these fucking guys are

00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:28.019
out there, and they're like, dude, just get a

00:23:28.019 --> 00:23:29.640
summer job and you can go to fucking college.

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It's like, what the fuck are you talking about

00:23:31.299 --> 00:23:33.839
guy? And like, they fucking are like, yeah, I

00:23:33.839 --> 00:23:36.099
have like three houses. I bought them for $50

00:23:36.099 --> 00:23:40.059
,000 and you know, I was able to pay that off

00:23:40.059 --> 00:23:42.140
in my five years. What's, what's going on with

00:23:42.140 --> 00:23:43.900
you guys? It's just like, dude, you bought a

00:23:43.900 --> 00:23:47.700
house for $50 ,000. Yeah. Like it's, I, I fucking,

00:23:47.779 --> 00:23:51.500
I, I, I hate how disconnected boomers are and

00:23:51.500 --> 00:23:53.180
I hate how they're the ones running everything.

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You have touched on this. And the point you usually

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make is the real estate. thing yeah i think you're

00:23:58.009 --> 00:23:59.990
just really frustrated looking at the housing

00:23:59.990 --> 00:24:02.490
market i'm very frustrated looking at the housing

00:24:02.490 --> 00:24:05.109
market but i also feel like boomers don't get

00:24:05.109 --> 00:24:08.490
us socially either you know yeah like like uh

00:24:08.490 --> 00:24:11.269
i as a person who's working in like a an actual

00:24:11.269 --> 00:24:15.700
office now um that's just us that like that's

00:24:15.700 --> 00:24:17.779
just the people who i work with three people

00:24:17.779 --> 00:24:20.480
and they're they're uh i'm they're my in -laws

00:24:20.480 --> 00:24:24.099
literally my in -laws yeah and like they're like

00:24:24.099 --> 00:24:26.640
bro you gotta wear a collared shirt and you gotta

00:24:26.640 --> 00:24:28.539
i'm like what the why would i wear a collared

00:24:28.539 --> 00:24:30.759
shirt we're just in an office i'm not going out

00:24:30.759 --> 00:24:32.839
anywhere and i have one in my i have one in my

00:24:32.839 --> 00:24:35.460
uh my backpack if i need to change into one for

00:24:35.460 --> 00:24:37.619
like if i have to go somewhere yeah but like

00:24:37.619 --> 00:24:40.099
bro if i'm sitting in an office all day i shouldn't

00:24:40.099 --> 00:24:42.359
have to wear a fucking collared shirt and like

00:24:42.359 --> 00:24:45.839
a fucking like like like slacks and like i'm

00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:48.759
sitting in an office like they they they have

00:24:48.759 --> 00:24:51.779
conceded for me that i can wear like nice nikes

00:24:51.779 --> 00:24:53.960
like you know how like some nikes are like super

00:24:53.960 --> 00:24:56.200
nice yeah like i those are like the ones that

00:24:56.200 --> 00:24:58.539
i wear to work and like show up wearing your

00:24:58.539 --> 00:25:04.000
fucking forces blue game jordan shoes but like

00:25:04.000 --> 00:25:07.420
they and also they they had a really big issue

00:25:07.420 --> 00:25:09.740
with me and my earrings like for the longest

00:25:09.740 --> 00:25:13.210
time Like they're like, yeah, earrings are unprofessional.

00:25:13.269 --> 00:25:14.670
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:25:14.789 --> 00:25:16.910
Like, bro, I came from a job where like once

00:25:16.910 --> 00:25:18.630
a shift, people were banging each other in the

00:25:18.630 --> 00:25:22.789
bunk rooms. What's going on here? You look like

00:25:22.789 --> 00:25:28.970
a fag. Casey. Fuck. You got the slur jar. Slur

00:25:28.970 --> 00:25:30.730
jar. Slur jar. I'll get some money for that and

00:25:30.730 --> 00:25:37.000
break it. But like. The biggest thing is I wear

00:25:37.000 --> 00:25:39.079
a hoodie in the office, but it's literally my

00:25:39.079 --> 00:25:41.940
company branded hoodie. So I'm like, it's company

00:25:41.940 --> 00:25:44.619
branded. I should be able to wear it type thing.

00:25:44.759 --> 00:25:47.900
Yeah. And I have my fucking earrings in. Oh,

00:25:47.980 --> 00:25:51.180
yeah. I got my new hat. Make Israel great again.

00:25:51.380 --> 00:25:54.460
Oh, yeah. Oh, by the way, to our listeners, if

00:25:54.460 --> 00:25:58.079
you want a Bohemian Grove hoodie shirt, Casey's

00:25:58.079 --> 00:25:59.319
going to be making one and putting it on our

00:25:59.319 --> 00:26:00.660
t -shirt website. Oh, yeah. I forgot to do that.

00:26:00.660 --> 00:26:03.619
It's not there yet. It's not there yet, but Casey

00:26:03.619 --> 00:26:05.960
is going to be putting it on there and get the

00:26:05.960 --> 00:26:08.000
Bohemian Grove one specifically because I want

00:26:08.000 --> 00:26:09.740
that one to be the top seller. I have your guy.

00:26:09.799 --> 00:26:11.900
I bid like two shirts for each of you guys also.

00:26:13.440 --> 00:26:15.720
We need to get a Bohemian Grove one. Make it

00:26:15.720 --> 00:26:19.539
look like a camp shirt, like a summer camp shirt.

00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:23.660
We have team t -shirts, so. See who gets the

00:26:23.660 --> 00:26:25.700
most sales on their t -shirts. Or instead of

00:26:25.700 --> 00:26:28.900
Baja Blast, you can have Bohemian Blast. Yeah,

00:26:28.940 --> 00:26:32.619
that's a good one. Oh, yeah. No, that's a force.

00:26:32.740 --> 00:26:35.519
I was trying to make it, but it got really annoying

00:26:35.519 --> 00:26:38.140
to do on my phone. I was trying to make a shirt

00:26:38.140 --> 00:26:41.819
that said, like, I was right about Bohemian Groove.

00:26:41.859 --> 00:26:45.160
What else am I right about? I lost my virginity

00:26:45.160 --> 00:26:53.190
at Bohemian Groove. bohemian grove survivor yeah

00:26:53.190 --> 00:26:59.230
like i visited the bohemian grove effigy i met

00:26:59.230 --> 00:27:04.809
alex jones at bohemian grove oh god i do like

00:27:04.809 --> 00:27:07.170
the ones where it's like bohemian grove reunion

00:27:07.170 --> 00:27:09.630
like here or something just makes it seem like

00:27:09.630 --> 00:27:12.970
you're one of the people who went yeah bohemian

00:27:12.970 --> 00:27:16.650
grove fucking uh i think it was in 2027 it's

00:27:16.650 --> 00:27:20.880
the 100th or 200th anniversary of it So if we

00:27:20.880 --> 00:27:24.539
get that, we could do the 200th reunion. I just

00:27:24.539 --> 00:27:27.400
noticed. Is that new? Yeah, no, you were watching

00:27:27.400 --> 00:27:29.480
hockey. I said I got a new hat. Oh, yeah, we

00:27:29.480 --> 00:27:32.720
got make Israel great again. Okay. I like how

00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:36.279
Trump formed this band or this alliance of countries,

00:27:36.380 --> 00:27:38.500
like the Peace Board of Gaza, and it has Israel

00:27:38.500 --> 00:27:41.200
in it, and it has Russia in it, and Putin and

00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:45.640
not Satan Yahoo. didn't go to the meeting because

00:27:45.640 --> 00:27:48.539
they were just going to get arrested on the tarmac

00:27:48.539 --> 00:27:51.519
of the airport. Casey, I just have one question

00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:54.440
and then I'll leave it at that. In Minecraft,

00:27:54.640 --> 00:28:00.799
is the water sheep currently encased in bedrock

00:28:00.799 --> 00:28:04.579
like deep underground somewhere? I can't give

00:28:04.579 --> 00:28:06.559
away that sensitive information. Okay, let me

00:28:06.559 --> 00:28:09.819
ask this question. If you're in creative mode,

00:28:09.940 --> 00:28:13.220
can you destroy bedrock? at all or is the one

00:28:13.220 --> 00:28:17.660
once it's okay i mean that would just be i'm

00:28:17.660 --> 00:28:20.259
just gonna say like in a no homo kind of way

00:28:20.259 --> 00:28:23.579
that would be pretty irritating if you put me

00:28:23.579 --> 00:28:25.779
in survival and everybody else i don't think

00:28:25.779 --> 00:28:28.000
i think it defaults to the creative but i can

00:28:28.000 --> 00:28:30.200
only put you in survival if i do it while you're

00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:33.619
online okay so i i made it out before you kicked

00:28:33.619 --> 00:28:36.099
me last time what do you mean you made it i mean

00:28:36.099 --> 00:28:38.019
like i made it off the server before you could

00:28:38.019 --> 00:28:40.890
put me in survival mode last time I don't know.

00:28:41.049 --> 00:28:44.170
I think you did. Good. I mean, we're playing

00:28:44.170 --> 00:28:46.609
on survival now. Yeah, it goes back to creative.

00:28:46.849 --> 00:28:48.930
We're playing on the survival map we're making.

00:28:49.289 --> 00:28:52.609
Just out of curiosity, is Watersheep a named

00:28:52.609 --> 00:28:56.130
mob? Like, did you assign a name tag to? He did

00:28:56.130 --> 00:28:59.009
sign a name. I did. It's Water Sheep 6, The Immortal.

00:28:59.069 --> 00:29:01.150
Okay. Because you're looking up how to find them.

00:29:02.150 --> 00:29:04.609
I haven't yet. I haven't yet, but just given

00:29:04.609 --> 00:29:06.730
that information, I'm fairly confident I can

00:29:06.730 --> 00:29:09.990
track him down. Yeah. But there's been more than

00:29:09.990 --> 00:29:11.589
one of them, though, because you killed, you

00:29:11.589 --> 00:29:13.710
know, a few of them. Well, yeah, I killed a few

00:29:13.710 --> 00:29:15.730
of them, but you only decided to start protecting

00:29:15.730 --> 00:29:18.210
your politicians now. You've got to know which

00:29:18.210 --> 00:29:21.529
one it is, though. Yeah, I mean, if I wipe all

00:29:21.529 --> 00:29:23.349
of them out, then that'll answer the question.

00:29:24.340 --> 00:29:26.039
No, I mean you got to know which number he is.

00:29:27.440 --> 00:29:30.470
We're on six now or seven, aren't we? Is it six

00:29:30.470 --> 00:29:33.470
or seven? I think we're on. Six, seven. I'm going

00:29:33.470 --> 00:29:36.109
home. I will drive home so drunk right now if

00:29:36.109 --> 00:29:38.869
we make that meme. My brother does it constantly.

00:29:38.869 --> 00:29:41.349
I fucking hate it. I feel like if your brother

00:29:41.349 --> 00:29:43.269
did it, it would make me laugh, though. Because

00:29:43.269 --> 00:29:46.690
he's just like. I put a new water. I shit you

00:29:46.690 --> 00:29:48.630
not. When I was at the Rangers game, every single

00:29:48.630 --> 00:29:50.470
fucking kid on the Zamboni, like, you know how

00:29:50.470 --> 00:29:52.710
they have the kid ride the Zamboni? Every single

00:29:52.710 --> 00:29:55.289
one of them was doing the fucking thing. I wanted

00:29:55.289 --> 00:29:58.470
to kill myself. God, you got to stick their head

00:29:58.470 --> 00:30:00.079
underneath the board. boiling water at that point

00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:04.059
dude i i think dude the way zamboni's work is

00:30:04.059 --> 00:30:06.339
so fucking cool like it's it's really cool how

00:30:06.339 --> 00:30:07.960
they can just fix the ice in like 10 minutes

00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:11.299
yeah no they it fucking is yeah i just love it

00:30:11.299 --> 00:30:13.910
where it's like Even in like the NHL video. Sorry,

00:30:13.970 --> 00:30:15.410
we are going to talk hockey here for a second.

00:30:15.430 --> 00:30:16.769
That's all right. I just like how the guy goes.

00:30:16.769 --> 00:30:18.650
Like when you get a penalty, the guy has to go

00:30:18.650 --> 00:30:20.869
in the box and just like take a timeout. Yeah,

00:30:20.890 --> 00:30:23.009
he goes to the no -no box. It's like so fucking

00:30:23.009 --> 00:30:26.549
funny. Yeah, so imagine when USA played Canada

00:30:26.549 --> 00:30:28.690
in the Four Nations tournament where there was

00:30:28.690 --> 00:30:31.930
three fights. So that's really comfortable for

00:30:31.930 --> 00:30:34.349
like one to two people. If you have three people

00:30:34.349 --> 00:30:36.490
in there, you're like fucking like really tucked

00:30:36.490 --> 00:30:37.890
in together shoulder to shoulder. I love when

00:30:37.890 --> 00:30:40.460
my brawls go in there. Yeah, it's like you have

00:30:40.460 --> 00:30:43.279
like a fucking party in that box there. It's

00:30:43.279 --> 00:30:45.700
hysterical. Once you cram like four people into

00:30:45.700 --> 00:30:48.079
that box, it gets hysterical. It doesn't happen

00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:50.460
often, but when it does. Like during a line brawl.

00:30:50.460 --> 00:30:51.880
There was a line brawl the other day, wasn't

00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:54.039
there? With like a goalie fight, actually. I

00:30:54.039 --> 00:30:57.640
think so, yeah. The best part, too, is when they

00:30:57.640 --> 00:31:00.519
go into the penalty box, the players can still...

00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:02.000
It's like if you get into a fight with another

00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:05.099
player and you get put in the penalty box. You're

00:31:05.099 --> 00:31:07.799
right there. Yeah, you can still jaw. So a lot

00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:10.019
of times, especially after a fight, they'll cut

00:31:10.019 --> 00:31:11.759
to them. And you see them and they're still like,

00:31:11.819 --> 00:31:13.400
what the fuck? They're fucking yelling at one

00:31:13.400 --> 00:31:15.559
another. Or if it was like a mutual roughing

00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:17.960
penalty, you know the second their penalties

00:31:17.960 --> 00:31:18.660
are over. They're getting out and they're fighting.

00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:21.140
Like that happened last... Oh, actually, fucking...

00:31:21.140 --> 00:31:23.700
Yep, there goes fucking Noah Ostland. He just

00:31:23.700 --> 00:31:27.069
got put in the no -no box. but uh normally but

00:31:27.069 --> 00:31:28.930
like Canada is kind of nice right now because

00:31:28.930 --> 00:31:30.450
normally when people get put to the box people

00:31:30.450 --> 00:31:32.789
are like smacking on the glass and shit and yelling

00:31:32.789 --> 00:31:35.089
at them what team was it the Bruins or the Flyers

00:31:35.089 --> 00:31:37.529
that had the green guys oh yeah that were banging

00:31:37.529 --> 00:31:40.849
on the glass they would like Do like crazy dances

00:31:40.849 --> 00:31:43.289
like whenever the fucking opposing team got somebody

00:31:43.289 --> 00:31:45.289
put in the penalty box. There's a really funny

00:31:45.289 --> 00:31:46.890
clip. I've done the hockey games before. You

00:31:46.890 --> 00:31:48.910
should look up online. I mean, you don't need

00:31:48.910 --> 00:31:51.789
to play the audio for it, but Ty Domi from the

00:31:51.789 --> 00:31:55.710
Toronto Maple Leafs was in the, it's T -I -E.

00:31:57.210 --> 00:32:01.589
You just look up Ty Domi penalty box fight. Last

00:32:01.589 --> 00:32:08.150
name is D -O -M -I. A fan jumps over into the

00:32:08.150 --> 00:32:10.769
penalty box, and then Ty Domi starts beating

00:32:10.769 --> 00:32:13.170
the fuck out of the fan who jumped into the box.

00:32:13.269 --> 00:32:17.730
That's so fucking cool. Dude, remember when,

00:32:17.789 --> 00:32:21.549
what's his name? Metta, Ron met the world peace.

00:32:22.170 --> 00:32:24.390
Metta world peace. Metta world peace. Ron Artest,

00:32:24.430 --> 00:32:26.349
yeah. You beat the shit out of that guy. Yeah,

00:32:26.369 --> 00:32:28.289
he was Ron Artest. Yeah, that was Matt Artest.

00:32:28.329 --> 00:32:34.579
He dumped water on him. Yep. Yep. Still, my absolute

00:32:34.579 --> 00:32:35.880
favorite. Oh, the ref's in the middle of it.

00:32:38.140 --> 00:32:39.920
He's getting the shippy out of it. Yeah, because

00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:42.599
a fucking just rando is getting the shit. Yeah,

00:32:42.640 --> 00:32:44.900
like he's trying to defend. Dude, these players

00:32:44.900 --> 00:32:46.980
are not small people. They know how to throw

00:32:46.980 --> 00:32:49.319
punches. These guys practice fights, like in

00:32:49.319 --> 00:32:52.619
practice, not like actual fights. Compared to

00:32:52.619 --> 00:32:54.579
like football players, they're small, but compared

00:32:54.579 --> 00:32:57.460
to normal people, they're big. Yeah. And some

00:32:57.460 --> 00:32:59.980
people are still big. Like, Paige Thompson's

00:32:59.980 --> 00:33:02.880
a fucking unit. Matt Rempe's a unit. Matt Rempe's

00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:05.259
6 '7". Wouldn't you get, like, an assault charge?

00:33:05.839 --> 00:33:11.200
I'm gonna kill myself. Come on. Come on. Fucking

00:33:11.200 --> 00:33:13.759
Christ. We can't get a 5 -hole to save our life.

00:33:14.019 --> 00:33:16.359
Dude, the Rangers can't get a 5 -hole the entire

00:33:16.359 --> 00:33:19.400
time. I can't get the 5 -hole at home. I'm just

00:33:19.400 --> 00:33:21.380
kidding. I'm just kidding. I put a fucking baby

00:33:21.380 --> 00:33:27.940
in the 5 -hole. This show sucks. Did he get arrested

00:33:27.940 --> 00:33:30.400
for that? Probably. If you beat up a fan. No,

00:33:30.519 --> 00:33:34.240
because he got interviewed afterwards. So the

00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:37.039
fan, I think, tried to sue him, and the court

00:33:37.039 --> 00:33:39.579
case got dismissed. I can't remember if it was

00:33:39.579 --> 00:33:41.079
settled out of court or if it was dismissed.

00:33:42.089 --> 00:33:45.069
Because the fan dumped water over him, he technically

00:33:45.069 --> 00:33:48.750
already assaulted him. So it wasn't... And also,

00:33:48.809 --> 00:33:50.690
he just jumped into the penalty box. He's not

00:33:50.690 --> 00:33:52.509
supposed to be in there. You have no idea if

00:33:52.509 --> 00:33:54.009
he's going to, like, assault him or anything.

00:33:54.170 --> 00:33:56.750
Well, how come sports players can fight each

00:33:56.750 --> 00:33:58.450
other without getting arrested? Because of mutually

00:33:58.450 --> 00:34:01.190
agreed upon things. Yeah, and they could, in

00:34:01.190 --> 00:34:03.329
theory. Like, because usually it's mutually agreed

00:34:03.329 --> 00:34:05.490
upon. And if it's, like, excessive force... The

00:34:05.490 --> 00:34:08.630
batter charges the mound. There's been nothing

00:34:08.630 --> 00:34:11.960
recently because all the players... kind of like

00:34:11.960 --> 00:34:14.659
fighting like for the most part and it would

00:34:14.659 --> 00:34:17.380
be uh there has been cases though where players

00:34:17.380 --> 00:34:20.079
have sued them because like if one partner isn't

00:34:20.079 --> 00:34:23.139
willing to fight sometimes people still do and

00:34:23.139 --> 00:34:24.840
they'll like throw fucking punches at the back

00:34:24.840 --> 00:34:26.559
of their head or something that's straight up

00:34:26.559 --> 00:34:28.619
assault that is a crime they can be charged with

00:34:28.619 --> 00:34:30.500
but like if you look at like in like football

00:34:30.500 --> 00:34:32.360
like when somebody like takes off someone's helmet

00:34:32.360 --> 00:34:35.239
and punches him in the face like they get fined

00:34:35.239 --> 00:34:37.639
by the league which is kind of like it's oh like

00:34:37.639 --> 00:34:40.159
the league kind of has its own penalty system

00:34:40.159 --> 00:34:43.619
like literal penalty system but like their own

00:34:43.619 --> 00:34:47.119
like in -house like almost law system type thing

00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:49.019
with like their fines and penalties and shit

00:34:49.019 --> 00:34:52.400
like suspensions and shit like that so like it

00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:55.280
kind of gets taken care of in -house too especially

00:34:55.280 --> 00:34:58.719
for most like sports leagues like it gets taken

00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:00.900
care of in -house by either the league or the

00:35:00.900 --> 00:35:03.280
team itself But yeah, you remember that game,

00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:06.019
the NBA game with like the... Yeah, Malice at

00:35:06.019 --> 00:35:08.920
the Palace. Yeah. They're just like, that was

00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:10.880
crazy. Well, that's the other thing is basketball

00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:13.579
is not a fighting sport. Like hockey, like there's

00:35:13.579 --> 00:35:15.619
cases where like players are just defenseless.

00:35:15.619 --> 00:35:19.050
It was when I did it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we almost

00:35:19.050 --> 00:35:22.349
fucking fuck a hose one time. I, yeah. When I

00:35:22.349 --> 00:35:25.130
played basketball for a Jewish community center,

00:35:25.230 --> 00:35:27.449
like I, I didn't like, I was always one of the

00:35:27.449 --> 00:35:29.010
people who got in there and tried to hold my

00:35:29.010 --> 00:35:30.889
teammates back or hold like one of those guys

00:35:30.889 --> 00:35:32.769
back. But like, I would just get into the fights.

00:35:32.889 --> 00:35:34.989
I wouldn't. Cause I was like, dude, we're playing

00:35:34.989 --> 00:35:37.289
in a fucking CYO league. I'm playing in a Jewish

00:35:37.289 --> 00:35:39.289
community center and I'm a fucking agnostic.

00:35:39.369 --> 00:35:42.409
Like basketball is like a lot rougher than like

00:35:42.409 --> 00:35:44.670
people think it is. Oh no. It's a, it's a fucking

00:35:44.670 --> 00:35:48.659
heavy contact sport. I broke like, through my

00:35:48.659 --> 00:35:50.860
fingers or something hockey most of the time

00:35:50.860 --> 00:35:52.579
it's just to get the energy going like if people

00:35:52.579 --> 00:35:54.400
are starting to be kind of slow on their skates

00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:56.949
come on People are starting to be kind of slow

00:35:56.949 --> 00:35:58.750
on their skates and the game's slowing down and

00:35:58.750 --> 00:36:00.469
it's stalling out, especially if you're on the

00:36:00.469 --> 00:36:02.309
team that's from behind. You're just trying to

00:36:02.309 --> 00:36:03.789
get the crowd into it. You're trying to get your

00:36:03.789 --> 00:36:05.710
teammates into it, wake people up, kind of give

00:36:05.710 --> 00:36:08.489
them a kick in the ass. You fight. Look at Team

00:36:08.489 --> 00:36:11.269
USA and Team Canada versus the first game for

00:36:11.269 --> 00:36:14.690
the Four Nations face -off there. Was it Brady

00:36:14.690 --> 00:36:16.929
or was it Matthew who was the first? Matthew

00:36:16.929 --> 00:36:19.789
was first, then Brady. But that fucking immediately

00:36:19.789 --> 00:36:22.050
got every single person in that entire crowd

00:36:22.050 --> 00:36:25.329
and watching being like, let's fucking go. this

00:36:25.329 --> 00:36:28.269
shit's fucking like let's fucking go yeah national

00:36:28.269 --> 00:36:30.690
pride's on the line yeah and that one that one

00:36:30.690 --> 00:36:33.449
was like nationally charged too because of after

00:36:33.449 --> 00:36:36.469
and i mean in all fairness i completely understand

00:36:36.469 --> 00:36:38.809
the canadians take as to why they were booing

00:36:38.809 --> 00:36:41.309
the american still highly disrespectful yeah

00:36:41.309 --> 00:36:46.400
but yeah i mean you're an american though Well,

00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:48.880
yeah, you're not American. You're fucking Canadian.

00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:50.699
That's why you're booing the American national.

00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:52.780
Yeah, but I think that Americans should. You

00:36:52.780 --> 00:36:55.599
said you understood. Yeah. People fucking from

00:36:55.599 --> 00:36:58.000
America should be rightfully pissed. I feel like

00:36:58.000 --> 00:36:59.659
you have a right to be pissed off about that

00:36:59.659 --> 00:37:01.699
as an American. Oh, yeah. You have a right to

00:37:01.699 --> 00:37:03.539
be pissed off about the same thing, though. I

00:37:03.539 --> 00:37:04.739
am pissed off. Our president said that they were

00:37:04.739 --> 00:37:06.300
just going to fucking take over their country.

00:37:06.420 --> 00:37:09.099
Yeah. I'm pissed off that we did that to them,

00:37:09.219 --> 00:37:11.599
basically. And that was the opinion of most of

00:37:11.599 --> 00:37:14.920
the American people. You heard scattered boos

00:37:14.920 --> 00:37:17.809
during. the Canadian National Anthem, it was

00:37:17.809 --> 00:37:21.170
primarily, almost entirely, the Canadians booing

00:37:21.170 --> 00:37:23.670
America. And I don't, I'm sure. Like, why not?

00:37:23.889 --> 00:37:26.329
I don't appreciate that, though. Yeah, well,

00:37:26.389 --> 00:37:28.809
I don't appreciate our president fucking trying

00:37:28.809 --> 00:37:29.949
to take the moment. I don't care about our fucking

00:37:29.949 --> 00:37:32.309
president. I care about my fucking country. You

00:37:32.309 --> 00:37:34.010
can fucking boo our president whatever the fuck

00:37:34.010 --> 00:37:36.949
you want. That is who they're booing. Yeah, but

00:37:36.949 --> 00:37:38.429
they're fucking booing our National Anthem. I

00:37:38.429 --> 00:37:39.989
feel like there's a fucking other time to do

00:37:39.989 --> 00:37:41.849
it at. Bro, when? When are they going to know?

00:37:41.929 --> 00:37:43.510
What, they're going to go home and boo their

00:37:43.510 --> 00:37:46.940
TV? Yes. I want your voices to be heard. I guarantee

00:37:46.940 --> 00:37:49.000
you, he looks at the TV when Trump's on and goes,

00:37:49.099 --> 00:37:53.280
boo, I don't like this guy. Boo. Boo this man.

00:37:54.599 --> 00:37:57.099
He's fucking Casey's in front of his TV looking

00:37:57.099 --> 00:37:59.800
at Trump fucking shaking his fist. I don't like

00:37:59.800 --> 00:38:02.500
him. I think normally it wouldn't be okay to

00:38:02.500 --> 00:38:04.920
boo our national anthem just because of a political

00:38:04.920 --> 00:38:07.380
difference, but we were threatening to invade

00:38:07.380 --> 00:38:08.539
their country. I don't give a fuck. If you boo

00:38:08.539 --> 00:38:11.860
the national anthem, I'm not a fan of you. Not

00:38:11.860 --> 00:38:13.539
a fan of you. Well, you don't have to be a fan,

00:38:13.659 --> 00:38:16.699
but we were trying to invade their country. We

00:38:16.699 --> 00:38:20.000
weren't trying to fucking invade. That's what

00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:24.980
he's been saying for a year, though. Fuck Canadians,

00:38:25.300 --> 00:38:27.219
man. They're not going to answer this. What about

00:38:27.219 --> 00:38:30.199
our listeners right now in Canada? How many listeners

00:38:30.199 --> 00:38:31.820
do we have from Canada? I guarantee you. I'll

00:38:31.820 --> 00:38:34.139
look it up right now. Look it up. No, how many

00:38:34.139 --> 00:38:37.900
AI bots are running a VPN based out of Canada

00:38:37.900 --> 00:38:42.420
is the question we're really asking here. There's

00:38:42.420 --> 00:38:47.480
no listeners in Canada here. If there was, we'd

00:38:47.480 --> 00:38:50.579
have a fucking email from a real person. Come

00:38:50.579 --> 00:38:53.559
on, fuck! God damn it, they can't score a fucking

00:38:53.559 --> 00:38:55.340
goal. Shout out to our 13 listeners in Toronto.

00:38:55.820 --> 00:38:58.920
Yeah, sure. That's what it says, Canada, Toronto.

00:38:59.460 --> 00:39:02.039
Yeah, shout out to the VPNs with a fucking Toronto

00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:05.579
IP address. We appreciate you fucking data farming

00:39:05.579 --> 00:39:08.400
our podcast. Oh, there's another one. Six fans

00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:12.730
in Calgary. Did you see that? that the possible

00:39:12.730 --> 00:39:16.349
trade for... Winnipeg, five fans. The possible

00:39:16.349 --> 00:39:20.530
trade for Brady to chuck for the Rangers, I'd

00:39:20.530 --> 00:39:23.250
be okay with that. Montreal, four fans. Four

00:39:23.250 --> 00:39:24.289
fans, Montreal. They give up Panarin to get Brady,

00:39:24.449 --> 00:39:27.650
and they give up, I think, draft spots or something.

00:39:28.309 --> 00:39:32.650
Give up who? So the Rangers would give up Panarin

00:39:32.650 --> 00:39:35.510
for Brady. That trade's not going to go through.

00:39:35.610 --> 00:39:39.239
You need to... need to throw some heavy draft

00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:41.820
picks at Brady. I have it on my phone. I can

00:39:41.820 --> 00:39:43.920
show you. But, like, if the fucking Rangers got

00:39:43.920 --> 00:39:46.059
Brady, I'd be fucking ecstatic. I don't think

00:39:46.059 --> 00:39:47.800
that they'd want to go for someone like Brady,

00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:50.039
if I'm being honest. I think they're probably

00:39:50.039 --> 00:39:52.320
going to be looking more for somebody. Oh, no,

00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:55.199
they were going to do Alexis Lafreniere, Scott

00:39:55.199 --> 00:39:58.440
Moreau, and the number one pick. Yeah, but Lafreniere,

00:39:58.639 --> 00:40:00.860
he's fucking super young, isn't he? Yeah, but

00:40:00.860 --> 00:40:03.719
he's fucking, he hasn't panned out like they

00:40:03.719 --> 00:40:06.519
wanted him to. Yeah, but. Shout out. Two or three

00:40:06.519 --> 00:40:09.119
listeners in Moncton, Canada. Where the fuck

00:40:09.119 --> 00:40:11.679
is that? I don't know. I don't even know where

00:40:11.679 --> 00:40:13.480
that is. We got a lot of Canadians here. I don't

00:40:13.480 --> 00:40:15.260
think that you'd want that trade, though, if

00:40:15.260 --> 00:40:17.239
I'm being honest. I mean, Brady Kachok's awesome,

00:40:17.300 --> 00:40:19.340
and I love the memes about him. I'd take him.

00:40:20.559 --> 00:40:23.659
We got to retool, dude. We have two listeners

00:40:23.659 --> 00:40:28.039
in Cumming, USA. Yeah! Let's go, Cumming! Where

00:40:28.039 --> 00:40:31.780
is that? Coming USA. It's in this fucking basement.

00:40:32.019 --> 00:40:35.420
Oh, Georgia. Is it spelled like C -U -M -M? Oh,

00:40:35.500 --> 00:40:39.760
let's go. C -U -M -M -I -G. Coming is a county

00:40:39.760 --> 00:40:43.320
seat of Forsyth County, Georgia. How many listeners

00:40:43.320 --> 00:40:45.179
have we got there? The population is 7 ,000.

00:40:45.340 --> 00:40:49.239
How many listeners do we got? Two. Listen, we

00:40:49.239 --> 00:40:53.059
got two comers. No, we got two plays from there.

00:40:53.159 --> 00:40:55.679
Yeah, we got two comies. We got two spermies

00:40:55.679 --> 00:40:58.719
out there in Comeville. Listen, if you are from

00:40:58.719 --> 00:41:01.539
coming fucking Georgia and you send us an email,

00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:04.079
we will literally do a show in there and we will

00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:07.539
invite you to the show. Give us an email, seriously.

00:41:07.699 --> 00:41:10.460
We will fucking schedule one and I will go to

00:41:10.460 --> 00:41:13.980
Georgia with Casey and we will and maybe... Oh,

00:41:13.980 --> 00:41:16.639
fuck Allie Mac then. I don't know because...

00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:18.840
I guess I can't come then. Yeah, you're not coming.

00:41:18.840 --> 00:41:22.920
Literally and figuratively. You probably aren't

00:41:22.920 --> 00:41:24.619
going to have a kid by then. Dude, I'm just trying

00:41:24.619 --> 00:41:27.099
to fucking take a load off in Cumville, okay?

00:41:27.400 --> 00:41:29.800
Listen, if you give us an email, we will do that

00:41:29.800 --> 00:41:31.480
and we will invite you on the show. I guarantee

00:41:31.480 --> 00:41:34.079
that. Give us an email. If you ask for emails

00:41:34.079 --> 00:41:37.119
once after I ask for emails the entire fucking

00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:39.599
duration of this show and they answer you, I'm

00:41:39.599 --> 00:41:41.559
going to be furious. I'm going to be furious.

00:41:41.679 --> 00:41:46.000
In all fairness, I have verbally assaulted most

00:41:46.000 --> 00:41:48.679
of our listeners to send us emails and it's never

00:41:48.679 --> 00:41:51.269
happened. But if you are from Cumming, Yeah,

00:41:51.269 --> 00:41:55.090
Cumming is actually 40 miles from Atlanta. So

00:41:55.090 --> 00:41:57.269
yeah, we could go to the Atlanta airport and

00:41:57.269 --> 00:41:59.909
go to Cumming. This game's getting pretty chippy.

00:41:59.969 --> 00:42:02.989
I don't know if I like this. And we can visit

00:42:02.989 --> 00:42:06.070
Plains, Georgia where Jimmy Carter was born.

00:42:06.389 --> 00:42:09.969
Oh, shit. But did Jimmy Carter die there? Yeah,

00:42:10.050 --> 00:42:13.610
he did die there too. He lived there his entire

00:42:13.610 --> 00:42:15.489
life and he died there. Well, he lived in the

00:42:15.489 --> 00:42:17.269
White House for a while, I'd imagine. Wow, for

00:42:17.269 --> 00:42:20.309
the time he was president for four years. Wasn't

00:42:20.309 --> 00:42:22.869
Jimmy Carter like a lackluster president? Yes.

00:42:23.250 --> 00:42:25.789
That's pretty funny. You just like... Let me

00:42:25.789 --> 00:42:27.690
see if there's even hotels incoming. There wasn't

00:42:27.690 --> 00:42:29.150
a lot going on while he was president, I don't

00:42:29.150 --> 00:42:30.530
think. Casey, what the fuck do you know about

00:42:30.530 --> 00:42:33.530
Jimmy Carter? If not much is going on while you're

00:42:33.530 --> 00:42:35.210
president, I can see that as a good president.

00:42:35.530 --> 00:42:38.949
I got this book for you, Alan Mack. The Presidents

00:42:38.949 --> 00:42:40.710
of the United States. Oh, and look at that. It's

00:42:40.710 --> 00:42:44.289
Alexander Hamilton right on the phone. I'm just

00:42:44.289 --> 00:42:46.690
kidding. It's George Washington. I know, I know.

00:42:47.670 --> 00:42:50.559
My mom gave me this. This book that she has.

00:42:50.679 --> 00:42:53.000
Oh, we also have The First Ladies. You're fucking

00:42:53.000 --> 00:42:54.320
playing footsie with me, dude. It's fucking gay.

00:42:54.599 --> 00:42:56.360
What the fuck? You're playing footsie with me.

00:42:56.559 --> 00:42:58.920
Well, stop. Ah, yes, Queen Elizabeth. The First

00:42:58.920 --> 00:43:00.659
Ladies. We're going to have Melania Trump on

00:43:00.659 --> 00:43:04.219
here soon. Ah, yes, the Queen Elizabeth the 14th.

00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:06.780
I could recognize that portrait anywhere. It's

00:43:06.780 --> 00:43:08.500
probably Martha Washington. I'm actually related

00:43:08.500 --> 00:43:12.429
to Martha Washington. I'm really glad I didn't

00:43:12.429 --> 00:43:13.829
just say what I was about to say. You want a

00:43:13.829 --> 00:43:17.389
fucker? No, no, no. During a break, I will say

00:43:17.389 --> 00:43:20.369
what I was thinking, and I would have been...

00:43:20.369 --> 00:43:23.329
Let me just put it this way. We'd have to fucking

00:43:23.329 --> 00:43:27.250
get another slur jar. Oh, yeah, I got to put

00:43:27.250 --> 00:43:29.010
some money in there. Yeah, you got to put some

00:43:29.010 --> 00:43:32.170
money in there. Dude, I just... There's been

00:43:32.170 --> 00:43:35.239
a lot of things that have been, you know... kicking

00:43:35.239 --> 00:43:37.599
around in my brain recently you know i've been

00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:39.760
getting a lot of political revolutions not even

00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:43.480
like like in minecraft completely not even political

00:43:43.480 --> 00:43:47.000
stuff like just life in general like i get a

00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:49.239
lot of time to think in my office and shit because

00:43:49.239 --> 00:43:51.860
i'm not really doing a shit ton i do half the

00:43:51.860 --> 00:43:54.159
day like i do pretty much i do two hours of work

00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:56.159
for an eight hour day and then the rest of the

00:43:56.159 --> 00:43:57.940
day i'm just sitting in my office listening some

00:43:57.940 --> 00:43:59.780
tunes which i've been actually finding a lot

00:43:59.780 --> 00:44:01.940
of really good music recently like just by like

00:44:01.940 --> 00:44:05.250
fucking finding random shit on youtube um it's

00:44:05.250 --> 00:44:07.369
like like dude like i'm like when i'm bored at

00:44:07.369 --> 00:44:09.510
work i try to look up new songs like some songs

00:44:09.510 --> 00:44:12.150
i find are like fucking awful and i'm like this

00:44:12.150 --> 00:44:15.130
song sucks like the other ones i find i'm like

00:44:15.130 --> 00:44:17.130
this is actually really fucking good you know

00:44:17.130 --> 00:44:18.829
a band i've been getting into and it's pretty

00:44:18.829 --> 00:44:20.630
funny because half of their stuff i think is

00:44:20.630 --> 00:44:22.730
dog shit the other half i like think is like

00:44:22.730 --> 00:44:25.650
ridiculously underrated what's that silver sun

00:44:25.650 --> 00:44:29.750
pickups That's a pretty damn good band. Their

00:44:29.750 --> 00:44:34.070
male lead singer has a super unique voice. I

00:44:34.070 --> 00:44:36.250
like Silver Sun Pickups. We're trying to think

00:44:36.250 --> 00:44:39.210
of a name for our band. Make Israel Great Again.

00:44:39.510 --> 00:44:44.750
Yeah, pretty much. I Want to Believe. I like...

00:44:46.110 --> 00:44:48.969
Fucking, what was it? Elegy of... Cumming Georgia.

00:44:50.469 --> 00:44:54.050
Cumming Georgia. Elegy of... Lamenting Elegy.

00:44:54.070 --> 00:44:56.489
Lamenting Elegy. I like that one, actually. I

00:44:56.489 --> 00:44:58.429
thought that was pretty... Lamenting Cum. Lamenting

00:44:58.429 --> 00:45:00.650
Cum. Elegy of Cum. People don't think we're gonna,

00:45:00.690 --> 00:45:03.670
we're like some fucking slam metal band with

00:45:03.670 --> 00:45:07.869
that. Spermicide. I like Spermicide. Spermicide's

00:45:07.869 --> 00:45:10.090
a really good one. That's definitely a death

00:45:10.090 --> 00:45:11.550
metal band. That's definitely a death metal band.

00:45:13.110 --> 00:45:17.619
Spermicide gel. Infanticide. Yes. Exploding fetuses.

00:45:17.659 --> 00:45:22.239
What about omnidirectional swing? There's a band

00:45:22.239 --> 00:45:24.519
called Dying Fetus, actually. I know there's

00:45:24.519 --> 00:45:28.400
Dying Fetus, but Exploding Fetus. Exploding Fetus.

00:45:28.599 --> 00:45:31.480
Spontaneously Combusting Fetus? Exploding Fetus

00:45:31.480 --> 00:45:36.219
was my thrash metal band in high school. You

00:45:36.219 --> 00:45:38.639
were in a thrash metal band? Yeah, we sucked.

00:45:39.340 --> 00:45:42.239
Extinction Factor. Extinction Factor. Something

00:45:42.239 --> 00:45:45.260
like that. Yeah, because literally all I would

00:45:45.260 --> 00:45:48.880
do is just fucking slam on the fucking Easter

00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:56.780
egg. I'd do that and then maybe go... It was

00:45:56.780 --> 00:45:59.059
pretty much just that. Altered mental status.

00:45:59.480 --> 00:46:01.920
Tyler's our reserve backup bassist. The reserve

00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:04.059
backup bassist. I mean, I'm sure it's the name

00:46:04.059 --> 00:46:06.260
of a band, but Excited Delirium would be pretty

00:46:06.260 --> 00:46:07.599
good. That would be pretty good. I was thinking

00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:10.079
about the name Orbit. I guess it was like a band

00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:12.500
in the 90s, but it was only like... I guarantee

00:46:12.500 --> 00:46:15.940
you every band were original. You gotta be original,

00:46:15.980 --> 00:46:17.940
though. I actually been listening to a band called

00:46:17.940 --> 00:46:20.800
Ashes of Eden. Ashes of Eden's fucking damn good.

00:46:20.860 --> 00:46:23.550
I know them. Yeah, they're good. Yeah. Dude,

00:46:23.570 --> 00:46:25.409
I've been getting really into fucking dad rock,

00:46:25.550 --> 00:46:27.449
and it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm

00:46:27.449 --> 00:46:30.230
going to have a child. Seether is fucking awesome.

00:46:30.230 --> 00:46:33.510
Seether is great. I love Seether. It's so great.

00:46:33.590 --> 00:46:39.150
It's so angsty. Fake it! Oh, my God. I love it.

00:46:39.230 --> 00:46:44.489
Oh! Oh, you're such a fucking hypocrite. I fucking

00:46:44.489 --> 00:46:47.389
love it. I fucking love it. There's no Jesus

00:46:47.389 --> 00:46:51.070
Christ. You probably don't like that one. That's

00:46:51.070 --> 00:46:53.050
probably not a good song for the devout Christian

00:46:53.050 --> 00:46:56.269
or Catholic. Sorry. You don't have to make like

00:46:56.269 --> 00:46:59.929
a custom vinyl. I think you can. You can. But

00:46:59.929 --> 00:47:01.789
like I said, Casey, if you're making like one

00:47:01.789 --> 00:47:05.090
of them. So just to describe how vinyls are made

00:47:05.090 --> 00:47:06.789
without going on like an autistic rant, because

00:47:06.789 --> 00:47:09.699
I'm. I am quite autistic when it comes to vinyls.

00:47:09.699 --> 00:47:11.860
If you ask for like a custom made vinyl, the

00:47:11.860 --> 00:47:13.639
print that they give you, if you're making like

00:47:13.639 --> 00:47:16.360
one of them is custom made, it's still expensive

00:47:16.360 --> 00:47:19.960
to make, but the pressing of it. It's pretty

00:47:19.960 --> 00:47:23.079
low quality. It's not going to be mastered well

00:47:23.079 --> 00:47:26.179
at all. There's a reason why albums come out.

00:47:26.239 --> 00:47:28.179
The whole reason that you get remastered albums

00:47:28.179 --> 00:47:31.219
is it's not like they're making the audio quality

00:47:31.219 --> 00:47:33.260
better. That's not what they're doing. They're

00:47:33.260 --> 00:47:37.139
changing the lows, the highs, the bass, the mids,

00:47:37.139 --> 00:47:43.039
and the highs sound better. They're compressing

00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:47.300
it. It's not even compressed. In our instance,

00:47:47.420 --> 00:47:49.599
if you're making one singular custom record,

00:47:49.739 --> 00:47:52.219
yes, there is file compression because you are

00:47:52.219 --> 00:47:54.780
taking a digital audio signal and implanting

00:47:54.780 --> 00:47:58.420
it onto an analog format, which by proxy, especially

00:47:58.420 --> 00:48:02.150
if you're playing that record on a analog. record

00:48:02.150 --> 00:48:04.130
player that you then convert the signal to bluetooth

00:48:04.130 --> 00:48:06.309
it's gonna sound like fucking garbage to somebody

00:48:06.309 --> 00:48:08.969
like me i'm a fucking audiophile i can pick up

00:48:08.969 --> 00:48:11.329
on that shit for the average listener it's gonna

00:48:11.329 --> 00:48:14.250
have that person it's gonna well half deaf but

00:48:14.250 --> 00:48:16.150
if i put in one headphone it's all i can hear

00:48:16.150 --> 00:48:18.469
so all right let's not let's not take too many

00:48:18.469 --> 00:48:23.059
pop shots out of here but um fable I just want

00:48:23.059 --> 00:48:25.539
to get through this point, but I want to, I do

00:48:25.539 --> 00:48:28.000
want to, I have not, but I'm coming out. That's

00:48:28.000 --> 00:48:30.079
why I was asking, but with vinyl pressing. So

00:48:30.079 --> 00:48:32.139
like when they mass produce them, that's like

00:48:32.139 --> 00:48:35.139
a super good fucking pressing. Like that is a.

00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:38.519
machined like beautifully pressed because essentially

00:48:38.519 --> 00:48:40.460
it's the same thing as like a photo like old

00:48:40.460 --> 00:48:42.119
-fashioned photos you're taking the negative

00:48:42.119 --> 00:48:45.719
of it and stamping it onto that record so that

00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:48.099
when you play it it sounds good when you do a

00:48:48.099 --> 00:48:50.780
custom one they use this machine that kind of

00:48:50.780 --> 00:48:53.139
just like can change whatever the pressing looks

00:48:53.139 --> 00:48:56.400
like but it's not nearly as precise so the audio

00:48:56.400 --> 00:48:58.619
sounds like shit if you mass produce it and they

00:48:58.619 --> 00:49:01.219
actually make like a pressing plate specifically

00:49:01.219 --> 00:49:03.880
for those records it's going to sound phenomenal

00:49:03.880 --> 00:49:05.940
but you got to order records in the bulks of

00:49:05.940 --> 00:49:08.800
like hundreds hundreds at a piece yeah and then

00:49:08.800 --> 00:49:11.079
then they're cheap then if you're like ordering

00:49:11.079 --> 00:49:12.739
like a thousand plus records you're paying like

00:49:12.739 --> 00:49:15.260
three to five dollars a pop if you wanted to

00:49:15.260 --> 00:49:17.239
make one record of your album which it sounds

00:49:17.239 --> 00:49:19.920
like it's going to be a double lp like two actual

00:49:19.920 --> 00:49:22.159
records it's going to be eight yeah it's going

00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:24.800
to be 80 minutes and you might make one for yourself

00:49:24.800 --> 00:49:26.900
that might you know yeah it's going to be about

00:49:26.900 --> 00:49:31.639
200 for both records 200 yeah what yeah Dude,

00:49:31.639 --> 00:49:34.219
they're not cheap. It's not cheap. If you're

00:49:34.219 --> 00:49:36.280
mass -producing them, they make the plate. And

00:49:36.280 --> 00:49:38.300
once you have that plate, then they can just

00:49:38.300 --> 00:49:39.519
press it and press it and press it. Alright,

00:49:39.619 --> 00:49:41.519
I might have to hit it big before I make it final.

00:49:42.059 --> 00:49:43.440
Dude, that's why, like, I don't know if you've

00:49:43.440 --> 00:49:44.860
checked. I don't know if the prices have came

00:49:44.860 --> 00:49:46.539
down at all. But, like, when I got the first

00:49:46.539 --> 00:49:49.840
pressing edition of the Breach album for 21 Pilots,

00:49:49.860 --> 00:49:52.400
those things were going for, like, $500 a pop

00:49:52.400 --> 00:49:55.239
when I got it. Did you end up getting the My

00:49:55.239 --> 00:49:58.300
Chemical Romance Revenge, like, re -release?

00:49:58.300 --> 00:50:00.780
Like, not the re -release, but the live album

00:50:00.780 --> 00:50:03.199
one? I really wanted the... Is that the one that

00:50:03.199 --> 00:50:05.780
you got the Zotro pop? Yeah, so I didn't get

00:50:05.780 --> 00:50:09.869
that one. I did get a... exclusive version of

00:50:09.869 --> 00:50:11.969
welcome to the black parade that was only sold

00:50:11.969 --> 00:50:14.469
during their last tour i'm going to the tour

00:50:14.469 --> 00:50:17.909
like they're doing the the european in 2026 version

00:50:17.909 --> 00:50:20.090
of it yeah so i might pick up the same record

00:50:20.090 --> 00:50:21.849
there what's it look like is it just like the

00:50:21.849 --> 00:50:23.829
same or is it i'll send you a picture of it when

00:50:23.829 --> 00:50:26.349
i get home it's a picture disc that's so they

00:50:26.349 --> 00:50:29.670
sell it online and one side of it is like the

00:50:30.409 --> 00:50:33.289
album artwork where it's like the the patient

00:50:33.289 --> 00:50:36.070
oh i i have that one like the one it's like it's

00:50:36.070 --> 00:50:38.130
imprinted on the back of the record yeah yeah

00:50:38.130 --> 00:50:40.670
i have that then the back of it looks different

00:50:40.670 --> 00:50:43.070
for the one that they sell in concert i can't

00:50:43.070 --> 00:50:44.550
even remember what the picture is the one that

00:50:44.550 --> 00:50:46.449
they mass sell is like the picture of like all

00:50:46.449 --> 00:50:48.489
five of the band members wearing the welcome

00:50:48.489 --> 00:50:50.969
yeah it's like a picture of them but did you

00:50:50.969 --> 00:50:53.150
did you see that the fucking this is i'm not

00:50:53.150 --> 00:50:55.730
trying to derail it but did you see that the

00:50:55.730 --> 00:50:57.489
one of the things that you could get for the

00:50:57.489 --> 00:51:00.539
the country of drag that they made had the fucking

00:51:00.539 --> 00:51:03.440
egg on it no i didn't it had the fucking egg

00:51:03.440 --> 00:51:04.980
on it that's pretty cool and i'm like dude i

00:51:04.980 --> 00:51:07.679
need to get that it's it's it says uh it says

00:51:07.679 --> 00:51:10.019
drag a place that exists and it has the fucking

00:51:10.019 --> 00:51:12.300
egg on it that's pretty cool it has i mean it

00:51:12.300 --> 00:51:14.079
has a like a bunch of other buildings that aren't

00:51:14.079 --> 00:51:15.519
albany buildings but one of the buildings is

00:51:15.519 --> 00:51:17.320
the fucking egg and i'm like that's fucking awesome

00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:20.199
we're almost in empty net territory here i cannot

00:51:20.199 --> 00:51:22.599
believe that the sabers are He's currently winning

00:51:22.599 --> 00:51:24.179
this game. I have a feeling that the Senators

00:51:24.179 --> 00:51:25.519
are going to give up a late goal in this game.

00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:29.159
No, not Benson. How are you going to hurt Benson

00:51:29.159 --> 00:51:34.380
the day I get his fucking jersey? No. No. Oh,

00:51:34.539 --> 00:51:36.980
God. Somebody fight whoever the fuck hit him

00:51:36.980 --> 00:51:39.639
now. Did he get hit in the eye? I don't know.

00:51:39.800 --> 00:51:41.659
I don't know what happened. He took a shot to

00:51:41.659 --> 00:51:44.300
the eye. He took a slap shot off the eye in practice,

00:51:44.360 --> 00:51:46.599
and he wore the fishbowl for a week. He still

00:51:46.599 --> 00:51:50.619
has a black eye from it. Oh. Oh, yeah. He took

00:51:50.619 --> 00:51:55.039
a hard elbow right to the chin. Somebody's got

00:51:55.039 --> 00:51:56.380
to lay him on the floor. Tyler and Ally match

00:51:56.380 --> 00:52:01.280
watch hockey. No! But for vinyl, I have a diamond

00:52:01.280 --> 00:52:04.480
-tipped fucking thing for my record player. Is

00:52:04.480 --> 00:52:08.260
that even fucking worth it? So, yes, depending

00:52:08.260 --> 00:52:12.119
on what turntable you have. I have a... Fuck.

00:52:12.199 --> 00:52:16.820
It has a specialized fucking needle too. So you

00:52:16.820 --> 00:52:18.300
got to send me a picture of it because it's not

00:52:18.300 --> 00:52:20.199
a matter of the record player. It just matters

00:52:20.199 --> 00:52:24.000
if it has a... The two features that you want

00:52:24.000 --> 00:52:26.119
if you have a diamond -tipped needle cartridge

00:52:26.119 --> 00:52:28.719
are you really want an anti -skate device and

00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:31.500
you want an adjustable counterweight. Because

00:52:31.500 --> 00:52:33.780
if the tracking pressure is too high with a diamond

00:52:33.780 --> 00:52:36.780
-tipped needle, it can wear the record. It won't

00:52:36.780 --> 00:52:38.739
scratch it, but it will wear the record quicker.

00:52:39.039 --> 00:52:43.239
Because the cheap ones that they make, you can

00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:45.639
play a record probably thousands of times before

00:52:45.639 --> 00:52:46.960
you're going to have problems with it. But a

00:52:46.960 --> 00:52:49.420
cheaper needle is conical. It literally looks

00:52:49.420 --> 00:52:53.940
like a cone. expensive diamond tipped ones kind

00:52:53.940 --> 00:52:56.320
of have like this concave thing that comes out

00:52:56.320 --> 00:52:58.760
this way so it has two points that read each

00:52:58.760 --> 00:53:01.980
side of the record better than if you have just

00:53:01.980 --> 00:53:06.460
a big needle that's reading each side so um those

00:53:06.460 --> 00:53:08.400
ones they do wear quicker but if you have an

00:53:08.400 --> 00:53:10.380
adjustable counterweight you can make it so that

00:53:10.380 --> 00:53:13.719
like the needle is just barely putting pressure

00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:15.780
like you typically want a tracking force of about

00:53:15.780 --> 00:53:19.079
like two to three grams um But if you don't have

00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:21.300
an adjustable counterweight, it's probably pushing

00:53:21.300 --> 00:53:23.800
like five to six grams of pressure on it. That's

00:53:23.800 --> 00:53:25.119
going to wear it out quicker. It's going to wear

00:53:25.119 --> 00:53:26.900
the needle cartridge out quicker and it's not

00:53:26.900 --> 00:53:29.500
going to sound as good. So that's kind of what

00:53:29.500 --> 00:53:34.019
you want to do there. But no, like first pressing

00:53:34.019 --> 00:53:35.400
additions though, like when they first start

00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:38.079
using the pressing, that is the most authentic

00:53:38.079 --> 00:53:41.239
audio you can humanly get. So people like audiophiles

00:53:41.239 --> 00:53:43.880
like me. Fucking love those records. And especially

00:53:43.880 --> 00:53:46.400
because they made like 13. There's some weirdly

00:53:46.400 --> 00:53:48.480
specific number they made for the first pressing

00:53:48.480 --> 00:53:51.579
edition of Breach, which, by the way, first pressing

00:53:51.579 --> 00:53:54.639
edition, they branded as FPE. Few, proud, emotional.

00:53:55.099 --> 00:53:59.039
But just saying. God fucking damn it. Just a

00:53:59.039 --> 00:54:00.719
little Easter egg there. God damn it, Ellen Beck.

00:54:03.460 --> 00:54:07.460
But mine was like 1 ,200 or something. So it's

00:54:07.460 --> 00:54:09.619
like really one of the first pressings. That

00:54:09.619 --> 00:54:14.039
sells for fucking good money. Good, good money.

00:54:14.460 --> 00:54:16.260
That must be awesome. Yeah, see, look. It's the

00:54:16.260 --> 00:54:20.000
fucking egg. Oh, that is sick. That is fucking

00:54:20.000 --> 00:54:22.300
sick. That's awesome. That's fucking badass.

00:54:22.900 --> 00:54:25.880
If I see it at the show, I'm going to get one.

00:54:26.039 --> 00:54:27.820
You should. You should. See, it's the fucking

00:54:27.820 --> 00:54:31.000
egg, dude. The egg is probably one of the weirdest

00:54:31.000 --> 00:54:33.340
buildings on the planet. Yeah, that's just Gerard

00:54:33.340 --> 00:54:35.719
Way going to chat GPT like, yo, can you make

00:54:35.719 --> 00:54:40.000
me a merch item that would attract Albany listeners?

00:54:40.760 --> 00:54:42.280
I mean, they did do a show. What the fuck is

00:54:42.280 --> 00:54:44.059
that building? Sure, we'll sell 10 ,000. I mean,

00:54:44.059 --> 00:54:46.119
they did do a show in Albany recently, so they're

00:54:46.119 --> 00:54:48.380
probably like, yo, remember that weird building

00:54:48.380 --> 00:54:50.900
in Albany? The fuck's that thing? Oh, the egg?

00:54:51.119 --> 00:54:54.340
Oh, damn, dude. That's crazy. We should add that

00:54:54.340 --> 00:54:56.860
in. That's fucking crazy, dude. Who, My Chemical

00:54:56.860 --> 00:55:00.299
Romance? Why is there a fucking... Lightning

00:55:00.299 --> 00:55:02.440
mascot there. I don't know. That was fucking

00:55:02.440 --> 00:55:04.599
weird. Why was that there? I don't know. Did

00:55:04.599 --> 00:55:06.500
they give them a fucking penalty for that dirty

00:55:06.500 --> 00:55:08.199
hit? I don't think it was a dirty hit because

00:55:08.199 --> 00:55:10.460
it looked like Tage pushed the other guy into

00:55:10.460 --> 00:55:12.360
Benson, but Benson seems to be alright. What's

00:55:12.360 --> 00:55:14.179
he doing on the phone? He's on the tablet. He's

00:55:14.179 --> 00:55:16.059
watching his set. Casey, there's fucking two

00:55:16.059 --> 00:55:17.679
minutes left in the game. They're about to pull

00:55:17.679 --> 00:55:19.599
the fucking goal. It's crunch time. You talk

00:55:19.599 --> 00:55:21.360
with Tyler for a little bit. Let's take a break.

00:55:22.519 --> 00:55:24.360
We'll be back. I'm going to turn this up then.

00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:43.619
Untitled podcast. Welcome back to Untitled Podcast,

00:55:44.000 --> 00:55:49.880
motherfuckers! It's funny, this band sounds just

00:55:49.880 --> 00:55:52.039
like Downswing. It's called Yosemite in Black.

00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:56.739
YOSEMITE IN BLACK! They have a midget on bass

00:55:56.739 --> 00:55:59.440
playing a headless bass. That's fucking awesome!

00:56:00.039 --> 00:56:03.699
That's wild. Check out the midget. I don't know

00:56:03.699 --> 00:56:05.840
if you can see the screen here. Can you try to

00:56:05.840 --> 00:56:08.280
flip this? computer around once every, like,

00:56:08.300 --> 00:56:13.500
five episodes and we disconnect everything. Wait.

00:56:15.219 --> 00:56:25.559
Where's the midget? The fucking midget. This

00:56:25.559 --> 00:56:29.219
sounds like skate rock to me. There he is. That's

00:56:29.219 --> 00:56:35.650
awesome. That's great. That's fucking sick. I

00:56:35.650 --> 00:56:37.969
feel like that bass is slightly, like, smaller

00:56:37.969 --> 00:56:40.309
than usual. Like, they made it custom for him.

00:56:40.469 --> 00:56:43.650
Well, I imagine. But they fucking go hard, though.

00:56:43.650 --> 00:56:45.329
Because, like, a bass is already a big instrument,

00:56:45.429 --> 00:56:47.849
and he does exactly have the longest arm, so

00:56:47.849 --> 00:56:51.070
it's gotta be. It has to be. He's really fucking,

00:56:51.090 --> 00:56:54.329
fucking crazy. Steve's almost 50. Oh, welcome

00:56:54.329 --> 00:56:55.690
back. It's episode... I thought he was a hockey...

00:56:55.690 --> 00:57:00.150
I thought Matthew could chuck it first. Dude,

00:57:00.289 --> 00:57:02.250
that's crazy. That fucking crazy Steve's almost

00:57:02.250 --> 00:57:06.090
50. Yeah. I think it's so funny. He looks like

00:57:06.090 --> 00:57:08.369
the most generic older hockey player. Yeah, he

00:57:08.369 --> 00:57:12.530
does. He looks like Ovechkin. That's crazy. He

00:57:12.530 --> 00:57:15.269
looks like any hockey player above 35 in the

00:57:15.269 --> 00:57:18.349
league right now. Other than Crosby. The graying

00:57:18.349 --> 00:57:21.010
beard and the long hair. That's it. Okay, we're

00:57:21.010 --> 00:57:22.969
not going to get into hockey. I'm sorry. I'm

00:57:22.969 --> 00:57:24.949
sorry. Episode 130. I'm back here with Tyler

00:57:24.949 --> 00:57:28.150
and Allie Mack. That 130? Yeah, 130. Holy fuck.

00:57:28.349 --> 00:57:31.130
Fuck, man. I thought we did 100 episodes like

00:57:31.130 --> 00:57:32.949
a month ago. What the fuck? That was in March

00:57:32.949 --> 00:57:38.090
of last year. Holy fuck, dude. That was the better

00:57:38.090 --> 00:57:40.590
part of a calendar year ago, Allie Mack, you

00:57:40.590 --> 00:57:45.750
fucking idiot. I try to take my wife up to Lake

00:57:45.750 --> 00:57:47.710
Placid for Valentine's Day because that's where

00:57:47.710 --> 00:57:50.559
we go every year. And I did not realize it was

00:57:50.559 --> 00:57:52.800
the Olympics were going on then. And they have

00:57:52.800 --> 00:57:54.579
like events in like different countries now,

00:57:54.619 --> 00:57:56.280
apparently in Lake Placid is one of the places

00:57:56.280 --> 00:57:58.619
they're doing it. So every single hotel is booked

00:57:58.619 --> 00:58:02.099
up. Fucking Christ. Yeah, that's wild. Even just

00:58:02.099 --> 00:58:04.199
like around the time of the Winter Olympics in

00:58:04.199 --> 00:58:06.179
general, it always booked up because people got

00:58:06.179 --> 00:58:10.300
nostalgic about Lake Placid. So, yeah. How many

00:58:10.300 --> 00:58:12.239
drunk people do you think witnessed the Miracle

00:58:12.239 --> 00:58:14.079
on Ice and were like, we're taking our family

00:58:14.079 --> 00:58:17.940
here every four years, no matter what, forever?

00:58:18.119 --> 00:58:22.119
I'm sure that's like 30, minimum 1 ,000 fans

00:58:22.119 --> 00:58:24.360
in the arena that night thought that. Didn't

00:58:24.360 --> 00:58:26.880
we just have the hologram Miracle on Ice recently?

00:58:27.239 --> 00:58:29.320
Dude, I was so pissed I missed it. That looks

00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:31.760
cool. I would actually watch that, the hologram

00:58:31.760 --> 00:58:34.059
Miracle on Ice. They actually, on the actual

00:58:34.059 --> 00:58:36.920
ice, they projected holograms of the actual game

00:58:36.920 --> 00:58:39.019
going, and you could actually watch. the miracle

00:58:39.019 --> 00:58:42.039
on ice that's wild does that only work for like

00:58:42.039 --> 00:58:44.300
one half of the rank though i would imagine no

00:58:44.300 --> 00:58:46.619
no the whole thing no it's like what they did

00:58:46.619 --> 00:58:50.440
with tupac yeah but the thing was with that was

00:58:50.440 --> 00:58:53.019
that it was all from like one more or less one

00:58:53.019 --> 00:58:55.260
standpoint for the fans like if you got close

00:58:55.260 --> 00:58:58.639
that didn't look that real i feel like oh no

00:58:58.639 --> 00:59:00.679
so i guess it was like they have a way to do

00:59:00.679 --> 00:59:03.139
it 3d down where like the whole arena you can

00:59:03.139 --> 00:59:05.730
see it around it Okay, I want to go really bad.

00:59:05.889 --> 00:59:08.989
That seems awesome. Did they only do it one time?

00:59:09.230 --> 00:59:13.050
That's what I saw. They got to do it again, probably.

00:59:13.429 --> 00:59:16.949
They could make like fucking $10 ,000 a day.

00:59:17.010 --> 00:59:19.389
I'd be like, oh my God, did you hear that? Do

00:59:19.389 --> 00:59:22.909
you believe in miracles? Yes! I'd be like, ah!

00:59:23.579 --> 00:59:25.480
Do you know how much money they can make every

00:59:25.480 --> 00:59:27.239
day if they ran that every day? Oh, if they ran

00:59:27.239 --> 00:59:29.119
that every day, that would be a torrent. Just

00:59:29.119 --> 00:59:32.739
run it. Yeah, dude, the MVP arena has nothing

00:59:32.739 --> 00:59:35.420
better going on. Put that in for like a couple

00:59:35.420 --> 00:59:37.579
months like it's a movie and then just see how

00:59:37.579 --> 00:59:39.300
much. Dude, that would be a sellout every night.

00:59:39.380 --> 00:59:41.860
No, I mean the Lake Placid arena. Yeah, just

00:59:41.860 --> 00:59:44.769
put it everywhere though. You could fucking tour

00:59:44.769 --> 00:59:47.030
that shit through stadiums and people would pay

00:59:47.030 --> 00:59:49.349
for it. Oh, absolutely. That's a cash cow that's

00:59:49.349 --> 00:59:51.309
on tap. I'm going to get in touch with Lake Placid.

00:59:52.650 --> 00:59:55.210
We should just record holograms of our band and

00:59:55.210 --> 00:59:59.489
just use that as shows. Dude, it's probably going

00:59:59.489 --> 01:00:01.750
to be our gimmick. That could be our gimmick.

01:00:01.789 --> 01:00:03.829
We're just holograms. I have a feeling it would

01:00:03.829 --> 01:00:06.190
get morbid so quickly. It would be a Linkin Park's

01:00:06.190 --> 01:00:09.210
like, Chester's back in the band, guys. Here

01:00:09.210 --> 01:00:11.590
he is. It's hologram. Everybody give a hand.

01:00:11.650 --> 01:00:13.050
He's back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, here it is.

01:00:18.349 --> 01:00:20.889
Hold it close to the mic so the listeners we

01:00:20.889 --> 01:00:23.650
don't have can hear. Well, we have listeners

01:00:23.650 --> 01:00:26.989
in Canada, so... This is Placid. Going back in

01:00:26.989 --> 01:00:30.769
time is impossible. But on Thursday, in the historic

01:00:30.769 --> 01:00:33.909
Lake Placid village, Michelob Ultra brought back

01:00:33.909 --> 01:00:36.190
to life one of the greatest... Yeah, see, half

01:00:36.190 --> 01:00:38.289
the rink's blocked off, though. Okay, so yeah.

01:00:38.389 --> 01:00:40.809
Yeah, half the rink is a projector, or like a

01:00:40.809 --> 01:00:44.579
screen. So it's... It does look 3D from all those

01:00:44.579 --> 01:00:47.199
seats, but it needs to be from one focal point.

01:00:47.320 --> 01:00:50.059
Yeah, but you just sit on that half of the ring.

01:00:50.559 --> 01:00:52.619
Bringing fans to Lake Placid and bringing the

01:00:52.619 --> 01:00:55.579
legends here, it had to be unique. 2 ,000 people

01:00:55.579 --> 01:00:58.480
at Herb Brooks Arena witnessed a holographic

01:00:58.480 --> 01:01:01.159
recreation of the famous metal round game between

01:01:01.159 --> 01:01:03.699
the powerhouse Soviet Union and the famously

01:01:03.699 --> 01:01:06.159
underwhelming Americans that changed the narrative

01:01:06.159 --> 01:01:10.300
of not only American hockey, but politics. I

01:01:10.300 --> 01:01:14.559
would go so loaded to that game. I would be the

01:01:14.559 --> 01:01:18.579
loudest, drunkest fan. Well, it took us one game

01:01:18.579 --> 01:01:21.760
to lift the nation's spirits. I think the greatest

01:01:21.760 --> 01:01:24.159
thing is, you know, the chant USA. It's fucking

01:01:24.159 --> 01:01:27.059
Jim Craig, dude. Oh, my God. It's fucking Jim

01:01:27.059 --> 01:01:32.039
Craig. Legends from the American team, including

01:01:32.039 --> 01:01:36.659
goalie Jim Craig. That's baby beepers. Yes. Made

01:01:36.659 --> 01:01:38.940
the trip back to the building they made famous

01:01:38.940 --> 01:01:41.860
to watch the presentation narrated by the voice

01:01:41.860 --> 01:01:45.110
of the miracle, Al Michaels. I find it extremely

01:01:45.110 --> 01:01:47.590
enjoyable just from the standpoint that, you

01:01:47.590 --> 01:01:49.550
know, so long ago, obviously we did something

01:01:49.550 --> 01:01:52.289
special, but even coming back at our ages and

01:01:52.289 --> 01:01:54.210
we're a little bit more gray than we were back

01:01:54.210 --> 01:01:57.170
then, it just brings back memories and just makes

01:01:57.170 --> 01:02:01.030
you feel good. Millions of dollars of holographic

01:02:01.030 --> 01:02:03.500
equipment brought... into Herb Brooks Arena,

01:02:03.800 --> 01:02:08.139
which usually sits 8 ,000 fans. Tonight, 2 ,000

01:02:08.139 --> 01:02:10.139
select individuals getting an opportunity to

01:02:10.139 --> 01:02:10.980
witness the miracle. We can probably chop this

01:02:10.980 --> 01:02:14.159
bit out of the episode. We're just watching videos

01:02:14.159 --> 01:02:16.500
now. Dude, that looks awesome, though. I would

01:02:16.500 --> 01:02:19.380
have been so excited to actually go to it. Dude,

01:02:19.420 --> 01:02:23.139
I would have been. If we went there with, like,

01:02:23.139 --> 01:02:27.739
Train Man, we would have had the most absurdly

01:02:27.739 --> 01:02:30.409
fun time ever. That would have been, like, a

01:02:30.409 --> 01:02:32.750
memory I would never forget. I was like, Michael

01:02:32.750 --> 01:02:36.269
Ridney, howdy! So, gentlemen. See, so you'd be

01:02:36.269 --> 01:02:37.789
like, I'm delivering this week. I'd be like,

01:02:37.829 --> 01:02:41.030
I gotta watch the fucking miracle, okay? Are

01:02:41.030 --> 01:02:43.570
you kidding me? This is a miracle on ice, honey.

01:02:43.949 --> 01:02:46.670
I told you, you can come or you can fucking stay

01:02:46.670 --> 01:02:49.849
home, alright? I'm not paying for a ticket, though,

01:02:49.869 --> 01:02:52.849
if you pop first. No, I'm just kidding. I would

01:02:52.849 --> 01:02:55.570
never say that. Oh, so it's confirmed it's a

01:02:55.570 --> 01:02:58.659
girl now? Yes, yep. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh,

01:02:58.659 --> 01:03:00.699
I thought you guys did know. No. Congratulations.

01:03:01.500 --> 01:03:04.199
Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, it's a girl. Yeah, so I'm

01:03:04.199 --> 01:03:06.380
going to be a girl dad. Oh, wow. I'm going to

01:03:06.380 --> 01:03:08.019
be a little daddy's girl. I can fucking tell

01:03:08.019 --> 01:03:11.599
already. Cece's sold on it. So do you think she's

01:03:11.599 --> 01:03:13.480
going to be more Cece's tone or more your tone?

01:03:13.679 --> 01:03:15.699
What's that? You think skin tone -wise, you think

01:03:15.699 --> 01:03:17.400
she's going to be more Cece's tone or you? We

01:03:17.400 --> 01:03:19.239
were joking about that because we saw my grandmother

01:03:19.239 --> 01:03:22.239
today and she didn't know until now. I feel so

01:03:22.239 --> 01:03:25.000
bad. And my family's like... She's the only one

01:03:25.000 --> 01:03:26.420
who doesn't know. You've got to get over there

01:03:26.420 --> 01:03:28.440
and see her. And we have been so busy lately

01:03:28.440 --> 01:03:30.599
with fucked up work schedules and shit. We haven't

01:03:30.599 --> 01:03:32.099
seen her. We show up and she's like, so am I

01:03:32.099 --> 01:03:36.719
like the last one to find out? Like, no. I was

01:03:36.719 --> 01:03:41.739
like, oh my God, I am such a douche bag. I would

01:03:41.739 --> 01:03:44.239
actually be on paternity leave from the podcast.

01:03:45.019 --> 01:03:47.039
Yeah, I don't know about that. I'll probably

01:03:47.039 --> 01:03:50.400
scram out here. Just bring her with you. Well,

01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:53.199
no, I mean, obviously, the first month, I'm probably

01:03:53.199 --> 01:03:55.719
not going to leave my house very much. Dude,

01:03:56.000 --> 01:03:57.980
bring her. Have her hang out with us. Yeah, after

01:03:57.980 --> 01:03:59.500
that, once we get a little bit comfortable as

01:03:59.500 --> 01:04:01.539
parents, I'll let her go out and do things with

01:04:01.539 --> 01:04:03.380
her friends, and I'll stay home, and then vice

01:04:03.380 --> 01:04:05.440
versa. We should just pay the Allie Mack a percentage

01:04:05.440 --> 01:04:08.619
of the revenue we made off of ads for paternity

01:04:08.619 --> 01:04:13.099
leave. I mean, dude, honestly, I'm very thankful

01:04:13.099 --> 01:04:15.460
my job takes good care of me. So I'm going to

01:04:15.460 --> 01:04:18.239
get probably like I could take three months off

01:04:18.239 --> 01:04:20.199
if I wanted to. Really? You get three months?

01:04:20.340 --> 01:04:22.579
I don't think I'm going to take like a full three

01:04:22.579 --> 01:04:24.539
months. Dude, you know in fucking Denmark and

01:04:24.539 --> 01:04:26.760
Finland, they get a year off when they become

01:04:26.760 --> 01:04:28.139
new parents. Yeah, they're better countries.

01:04:28.460 --> 01:04:31.179
Yeah. I'm just kidding. They're socialists too.

01:04:31.360 --> 01:04:34.099
No, no, no. Shout out dad socialism. I think

01:04:34.099 --> 01:04:35.400
a year is a bit much. I don't think you need

01:04:35.400 --> 01:04:37.059
a year paternity leave. You got to get back out

01:04:37.059 --> 01:04:39.360
there. I think maternity leave would be fine.

01:04:39.530 --> 01:04:43.650
for a year. For the woman, I think if they need

01:04:43.650 --> 01:04:46.670
it, then yeah. Because sometimes they get real

01:04:46.670 --> 01:04:49.170
fucked up from the birth. That's probably going

01:04:49.170 --> 01:04:51.110
to be my case. We won't get onto that on the

01:04:51.110 --> 01:04:53.150
air though, but we'll see. Alright, for my slur

01:04:53.150 --> 01:04:59.190
jar, I got JFK half dollar, 1989. Going to the

01:04:59.190 --> 01:05:03.230
slur jar for my slur earlier. a half dollar half

01:05:03.230 --> 01:05:05.510
dollar you think you think that you think just

01:05:05.510 --> 01:05:07.269
because it's a rare coin you get out of this

01:05:07.269 --> 01:05:10.309
buddy you think you think do you honestly believe

01:05:10.309 --> 01:05:12.949
check it out i'm fucking forgiven yeah i mean

01:05:12.949 --> 01:05:15.130
that's sick but we need a dollar in the slur

01:05:15.130 --> 01:05:17.389
jar that's do you honestly believe that the f

01:05:17.389 --> 01:05:21.150
slur is only 50 those are probably worth like

01:05:21.150 --> 01:05:24.480
five dollars actually now They're rare. All right,

01:05:24.500 --> 01:05:26.800
let's look it up. Speaking of money. Wait, hold

01:05:26.800 --> 01:05:28.659
up. No, because you're going to look up some

01:05:28.659 --> 01:05:30.539
biased shit. We're going to see like, oh, it's

01:05:30.539 --> 01:05:35.000
worth $7 ,000. It's got a face facing the wrong

01:05:35.000 --> 01:05:38.559
way. Dude, I had to pay a fucking $1 ,500. How

01:05:38.559 --> 01:05:41.440
much is your standard half dollar coin worth

01:05:41.440 --> 01:05:47.139
now? Well, no, it's $19 .89. $0 .50. A standard

01:05:47.139 --> 01:05:52.579
half dollar coin is worth $0 .50. Shut the fuck

01:05:52.579 --> 01:05:56.239
up you fucking clanker 1989 was that what you

01:05:56.239 --> 01:06:02.239
said? Yeah How much is a 1989 50 cent coin worth?

01:06:08.460 --> 01:06:16.860
All right, well you get 60 % that's good enough

01:06:17.619 --> 01:06:22.039
I mean, it's from 60 cents to $1. So, I mean,

01:06:22.059 --> 01:06:25.739
if you were to wait and sell this, if you listed

01:06:25.739 --> 01:06:28.059
this on Amazon and waited like three years, you

01:06:28.059 --> 01:06:30.119
could probably get a dollar out of it. So I guess

01:06:30.119 --> 01:06:31.739
that's okay in this lifetime. It'll be like 50

01:06:31.739 --> 01:06:33.139
years before this is worth anything. Oh, that's

01:06:33.139 --> 01:06:34.820
another band I've been listening to is Thanks

01:06:34.820 --> 01:06:38.960
So Much. Spelled that way. I have not heard of

01:06:38.960 --> 01:06:41.639
them. They're really fun. I got something spooky

01:06:41.639 --> 01:06:45.099
I want to talk about. Ooh. Spooks. The Spectres

01:06:45.099 --> 01:06:47.969
and Ghosts. That's going to be, you know, I've

01:06:47.969 --> 01:06:50.369
been really into this this week. The Las Vegas

01:06:50.369 --> 01:06:53.449
mole people. Yeah, dude, they're crazy. Dude,

01:06:53.590 --> 01:06:56.289
it's fucking crazy. So I guess there's this like

01:06:56.289 --> 01:06:59.530
society of like 2000 people under Las Vegas living

01:06:59.530 --> 01:07:01.849
in the sewers. And like half of them die. They

01:07:01.849 --> 01:07:03.889
don't have laws. Yeah, they don't have any laws

01:07:03.889 --> 01:07:06.309
there. The police don't go down there. Is this

01:07:06.309 --> 01:07:08.730
real? No, this is, I thought this was a joke.

01:07:09.199 --> 01:07:11.659
And this is actually real. People, when they

01:07:11.659 --> 01:07:15.239
have warrants and they're wanted criminals, they

01:07:15.239 --> 01:07:19.760
move into the sewers of Las Vegas. And they have

01:07:19.760 --> 01:07:21.719
like 2 ,000 people down there and they just don't

01:07:21.719 --> 01:07:23.880
have laws. And they just have a guy that's like

01:07:23.880 --> 01:07:26.420
a cop. And if you break a law, he just shoots

01:07:26.420 --> 01:07:31.059
you in the face. And there's like some people,

01:07:31.159 --> 01:07:33.659
some people. That sounds like fucking like Texas

01:07:33.659 --> 01:07:36.139
Red from Big Eye or something. No, they were

01:07:36.139 --> 01:07:38.340
like, some people just go to Las Vegas on vacation,

01:07:38.619 --> 01:07:40.539
right? Some people are like, yeah, I just came

01:07:40.539 --> 01:07:43.719
on here on vacation. I lost all my savings in

01:07:43.719 --> 01:07:46.239
the casino. So I moved to the sewers for nine

01:07:46.239 --> 01:07:52.440
years. Yeah, great plan, bro. I'm sure the quality

01:07:52.440 --> 01:07:54.659
of life in those sewers is fucking phenomenal.

01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:58.179
Great amenities, low rent. Every single time

01:07:58.179 --> 01:08:00.659
that it rains, like, five people die. It's great.

01:08:00.739 --> 01:08:02.539
I don't even have to buy food. I just wait until

01:08:02.539 --> 01:08:04.480
they die, and then I can take it. It's fucking

01:08:04.480 --> 01:08:07.179
awesome. So, like, twice per year, it floods

01:08:07.179 --> 01:08:10.900
in the sewers. Oh, my God. And it literally goes

01:08:10.900 --> 01:08:13.300
up to the top of the ceiling where they live.

01:08:13.480 --> 01:08:16.699
So, like, twice a year, like, fucking 100 people

01:08:16.699 --> 01:08:19.109
die. They're like, yeah, you just got to take

01:08:19.109 --> 01:08:21.529
that chance if you live down here. It's like

01:08:21.529 --> 01:08:23.949
a folklore they pass down to their children.

01:08:24.050 --> 01:08:26.670
It's like, every two years the floods will come.

01:08:26.869 --> 01:08:30.510
The floods are coming. Prepare everybody for

01:08:30.510 --> 01:08:34.930
the... The municipality foretold the sewers will

01:08:34.930 --> 01:08:37.430
be released tonight. Yeah, so there's like a

01:08:37.430 --> 01:08:39.909
bunch of murderers, kidnappers, like fucking

01:08:39.909 --> 01:08:42.850
pedophiles, rapists that live just in the sewers

01:08:42.850 --> 01:08:44.789
just hiding from the law because the fucking

01:08:44.789 --> 01:08:46.909
police won't go down there. Well, I guarantee

01:08:46.909 --> 01:08:48.430
you there's like a similar thing in the fucking

01:08:48.430 --> 01:08:50.909
New York City abandoned subways. Yeah, there

01:08:50.909 --> 01:08:52.989
can't be a single woman or child down there.

01:08:53.069 --> 01:08:55.670
There are women, actually. No, no. I saw a couple.

01:08:55.689 --> 01:08:58.550
They were from Hawaii. The guy had a warrant

01:08:58.550 --> 01:09:01.409
in Hawaii. And he was living down there with

01:09:01.409 --> 01:09:03.810
his wife. That's got to be a tough sell to the

01:09:03.810 --> 01:09:06.590
wife. Listen, I got a warrant. We're going to

01:09:06.590 --> 01:09:09.489
the Vegas sewers. I fucked up really bad. Pack

01:09:09.489 --> 01:09:11.829
your bags, but not too much. It's going to get...

01:09:12.029 --> 01:09:16.250
tropical twice a year like dude i saw this guy

01:09:16.250 --> 01:09:19.149
he was like my truck broke down at the rest stop

01:09:19.149 --> 01:09:21.649
in las vegas and i got stranded here and now

01:09:21.649 --> 01:09:26.550
i've been down here for 10 years like what at

01:09:26.550 --> 01:09:29.149
some point that had to become a choice for the

01:09:29.149 --> 01:09:32.550
guy there's no way he had 10 years without like

01:09:32.550 --> 01:09:35.909
a dash of a chance of an escape from the sewer

01:09:35.909 --> 01:09:38.979
system I feel like you can escape. If you don't

01:09:38.979 --> 01:09:41.760
have a warrant, it can't be that hard to get

01:09:41.760 --> 01:09:44.819
out of the sewers, bro. They have different tunnels,

01:09:44.899 --> 01:09:47.619
so they have a feud between the tunnels that

01:09:47.619 --> 01:09:51.159
are owned by the heroin addicts and the crystal

01:09:51.159 --> 01:09:54.779
meth addicts. So you have to pick a faction of

01:09:54.779 --> 01:09:56.840
what they're going to do. So it's just prison

01:09:56.840 --> 01:10:00.720
gangs. Yeah, heroin or crystal meth. So it's

01:10:00.720 --> 01:10:03.909
just like... drug wars, but instead of, like,

01:10:04.010 --> 01:10:06.329
the people who are distributing the drugs, it's

01:10:06.329 --> 01:10:08.930
the people who are always on them. That's wild.

01:10:08.970 --> 01:10:11.550
Yeah, yeah, right. That's wild. That's crazy.

01:10:12.409 --> 01:10:14.310
Dude, I thought this was a fucking, like, joke.

01:10:14.350 --> 01:10:16.289
I thought this was, like, a fucking scary movie

01:10:16.289 --> 01:10:19.590
when I saw it. Like, how can that exist? And

01:10:19.590 --> 01:10:21.770
the problem is, like, they can't get IDs to get

01:10:21.770 --> 01:10:24.569
out of there. Like, the government, they, like,

01:10:24.569 --> 01:10:26.810
lost their IDs and the government won't issue

01:10:26.810 --> 01:10:28.510
them IDs. Well, they don't know their social

01:10:28.510 --> 01:10:31.189
security number? Like, are they just... At a

01:10:31.189 --> 01:10:32.829
certain point, do they just declare you a thief?

01:10:33.250 --> 01:10:36.390
Well, no, they can't. You can't just say it and

01:10:36.390 --> 01:10:39.609
they just believe you to issue an ID. You have

01:10:39.609 --> 01:10:41.710
to have some kind of documentation. So they have

01:10:41.710 --> 01:10:43.550
to have a family member that vouches for them.

01:10:43.569 --> 01:10:44.810
I was going to say, you've got to be able to

01:10:44.810 --> 01:10:46.539
be like, Mom. But then they're going to be like,

01:10:46.600 --> 01:10:48.939
oh, what's your phone number? I don't know. I've

01:10:48.939 --> 01:10:51.579
been down there for 20 years. I don't know anybody.

01:10:52.199 --> 01:10:55.279
She could have died 20 years from dysentery for

01:10:55.279 --> 01:10:57.560
all I know. So apparently if you lose your ID

01:10:57.560 --> 01:10:59.859
in Las Vegas, you get to live in the sewers for

01:10:59.859 --> 01:11:02.600
like 20 years. Can we do an episode from the

01:11:02.600 --> 01:11:05.079
sewers? We get shot. Yeah, I want to go down

01:11:05.079 --> 01:11:07.380
there. I've been watching people that have just

01:11:07.380 --> 01:11:10.319
gone down there making documentaries. What faction

01:11:10.319 --> 01:11:14.520
are we joining? Well, I think the NCR. The guy

01:11:14.520 --> 01:11:16.479
from Hawaii was in the Crystal Mouth faction.

01:11:16.479 --> 01:11:19.260
Are you more of a Legion guy? No, no. I mean,

01:11:19.300 --> 01:11:21.819
if anything, I'm stuck between Wild Card and

01:11:21.819 --> 01:11:24.760
Mr. House, if I'm being honest. Mr. House is

01:11:24.760 --> 01:11:26.939
a prick, but he wants to go to space, so he kind

01:11:26.939 --> 01:11:28.899
of sold me. No, the one guy I was watching was

01:11:28.899 --> 01:11:30.560
from the... My dumb ass is going to the fucking

01:11:30.560 --> 01:11:33.399
NCR. I'm going to be a dead man. Dude, I really...

01:11:33.399 --> 01:11:35.340
I want you to know, Casey, I don't know if you

01:11:35.340 --> 01:11:37.119
played Fallout New Vegas, but I know Tyler has.

01:11:37.180 --> 01:11:38.180
I'll keep this short, though. No, I played Fallout

01:11:38.180 --> 01:11:40.840
4, though. I love that one. When I picture, like...

01:11:40.989 --> 01:11:43.710
when i picture the what casey's describing i

01:11:43.710 --> 01:11:46.789
just picture the thorn like people are fighting

01:11:46.789 --> 01:11:50.529
scorpions for money and then there's what what

01:11:50.529 --> 01:11:52.750
the fuck was that was the uh the leader's name

01:11:52.750 --> 01:11:55.449
fucking the one rose yeah it was something it

01:11:55.449 --> 01:11:58.529
was no red red lucy red lucy and you could fuck

01:11:58.529 --> 01:12:00.229
her yeah you could fuck her if you killed all

01:12:00.229 --> 01:12:02.750
of the animals you brought there to be to breed

01:12:02.750 --> 01:12:04.949
but here's what she was weird too she's like

01:12:04.949 --> 01:12:08.090
you can you you're the alpha predator yeah you've

01:12:08.090 --> 01:12:11.960
tamed all my beasts now it's time for you to

01:12:11.960 --> 01:12:14.399
breed me like we've breeded these animals. It's

01:12:14.399 --> 01:12:17.659
like, whoa, okay. Give me your unique shotgun.

01:12:17.859 --> 01:12:19.739
That's cool. Cause she does give you that too.

01:12:19.859 --> 01:12:23.859
And that thing's sick, but what's, uh, what's

01:12:23.859 --> 01:12:26.760
spooky about it is they have fucking, it's engraved.

01:12:26.779 --> 01:12:30.260
Sorry. Sorry, Casey. Sorry. What's spooky about

01:12:30.260 --> 01:12:32.560
it is they have fucking ghosts down in tunnels.

01:12:32.880 --> 01:12:34.479
Yeah, of course there's fucking ghosts down there.

01:12:35.220 --> 01:12:37.699
They literally have places where it says, RIP,

01:12:37.859 --> 01:12:41.220
this person died here. And so the ghosts of fucking

01:12:41.220 --> 01:12:45.159
people haunt the tunnels. I see eyes in the dark.

01:12:45.239 --> 01:12:49.119
I see a fucking little girl running around. There's

01:12:49.119 --> 01:12:52.069
a spooky ghost in the fucking sewer, dude. Because

01:12:52.069 --> 01:12:54.449
all the worst people of society are just concentrated.

01:12:54.810 --> 01:12:57.149
I just feel like it's going to be like, rest

01:12:57.149 --> 01:13:00.829
in peace Hugh Jazz. He died here. And then right

01:13:00.829 --> 01:13:03.569
next to it will be like, call this number for

01:13:03.569 --> 01:13:07.050
a good time. Do they have shop systems? Is there

01:13:07.050 --> 01:13:10.329
an economy within this? They have trades, yeah.

01:13:10.510 --> 01:13:12.590
So I don't know if they have a currency. I'm

01:13:12.590 --> 01:13:15.569
going to the Las Vegas fucking sewer system trade

01:13:15.569 --> 01:13:19.409
school. But they're like, yeah, we'll do a trade.

01:13:19.529 --> 01:13:22.069
We have Minecraft, basically. What the fuck?

01:13:22.130 --> 01:13:25.430
I'll trade you, you know, a bed for fucking food

01:13:25.430 --> 01:13:27.529
or something. Speaking of Minecraft, I went 10

01:13:27.529 --> 01:13:30.649
,000 blocks away from spawn and I did not find

01:13:30.649 --> 01:13:34.130
a single pale forest. I was losing my mind. You

01:13:34.130 --> 01:13:36.270
can ask Casey. I was like, I'm in the desert.

01:13:36.590 --> 01:13:38.770
I'm fucking Moses fucking going. Were you in

01:13:38.770 --> 01:13:40.970
survival at this point or creative? Yeah, we

01:13:40.970 --> 01:13:43.069
were in point survival, yeah. Yeah, dude, we

01:13:43.069 --> 01:13:45.489
fucking play survival, but we're playing non

01:13:45.489 --> 01:13:48.699
-drived items because it's fucking. Dropping

01:13:48.699 --> 01:13:50.239
items sucks. We're playing keep inventory. Yeah,

01:13:50.260 --> 01:13:52.279
keep inventory. What does that mean? When you

01:13:52.279 --> 01:13:54.760
die, you don't lose your stuff. That's pussy

01:13:54.760 --> 01:13:58.539
as hell. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to drop that. I'm

01:13:58.539 --> 01:14:00.800
not trying to be a douche there, but once you

01:14:00.800 --> 01:14:04.220
build a house, you don't die. I mean, it's Minecraft,

01:14:04.479 --> 01:14:07.529
bro. What difficulty are you playing on? Normal.

01:14:07.810 --> 01:14:10.710
Oh, come on. Just keep torches on you. Keep a

01:14:10.710 --> 01:14:13.170
sword on you. Keep that motherfucking thing on

01:14:13.170 --> 01:14:15.210
you. You're good. Watch out for lava. I've been

01:14:15.210 --> 01:14:17.289
trying to fucking explore the nether, but there's

01:14:17.289 --> 01:14:19.689
a fucking gas spawn right there. Are you guys

01:14:19.689 --> 01:14:21.829
telling me that you've passed your peak in Minecraft?

01:14:22.649 --> 01:14:24.470
I have passed my peak in Minecraft. What's next?

01:14:24.550 --> 01:14:26.010
You're going to put it on fucking peaceful mode?

01:14:26.130 --> 01:14:27.850
We're going to put it on hardcore, where if you

01:14:27.850 --> 01:14:30.510
die, the world gets deleted. I love that shit!

01:14:30.689 --> 01:14:34.369
No, I fucking built hardcore worlds. Dude, you

01:14:34.369 --> 01:14:36.470
spend so much fucking time building your shit,

01:14:36.529 --> 01:14:37.510
and then it's just like, well, you can never

01:14:37.510 --> 01:14:40.869
play again. Bye, fuck you. Yeah, but that's what

01:14:40.869 --> 01:14:43.149
makes it sick, is that it's like real fucking...

01:14:43.149 --> 01:14:46.390
I agree, yeah. Once you start building shit in

01:14:46.390 --> 01:14:48.800
that game, you're like... wow i gotta make sure

01:14:48.800 --> 01:14:51.340
i don't get my ass kicked and then when you do

01:14:51.340 --> 01:14:53.880
it's you always die in a stupid way too and you

01:14:53.880 --> 01:14:56.640
realize how much damage always it's either fall

01:14:56.640 --> 01:14:58.460
damage or like you're in the nether and you're

01:14:58.460 --> 01:15:00.420
like eating or some shit i mean how many times

01:15:00.420 --> 01:15:02.920
have we died since we started this world probably

01:15:02.920 --> 01:15:07.399
like fucking 50 yeah guys come on no because

01:15:07.399 --> 01:15:09.319
like maybe i was like maybe i was too autistic

01:15:09.319 --> 01:15:11.260
into minecraft it takes a while to get your uh

01:15:11.260 --> 01:15:13.359
base going like where you have an actual defense

01:15:13.359 --> 01:15:16.590
system You don't need a defense system. You sleep

01:15:16.590 --> 01:15:18.909
in your bed. Well, I mean, you got to keep the

01:15:18.909 --> 01:15:21.649
creepers and the skeletons out. Yeah, you got

01:15:21.649 --> 01:15:24.930
doors, dude. Oh, by the way, I built a stable

01:15:24.930 --> 01:15:27.430
for the horses, but I haven't found a horse yet.

01:15:28.090 --> 01:15:30.510
I've seen some in there, in the plains, yeah.

01:15:31.010 --> 01:15:33.670
Creepers, dude, you got iron armor on and you

01:15:33.670 --> 01:15:35.270
make sure that your health is full. You're good.

01:15:35.409 --> 01:15:37.149
A creeper's not going to take you out. Casey

01:15:37.149 --> 01:15:40.279
has like 10 ,000 diamonds somehow. Yeah, no,

01:15:40.359 --> 01:15:43.920
I spent yesterday mining. I got the fully upgraded

01:15:43.920 --> 01:15:48.039
pickaxe, so it gives you between two and four

01:15:48.039 --> 01:15:52.279
diamonds per ore that you mine. Yeah, the enchantments

01:15:52.279 --> 01:15:55.399
is when I stopped playing initially. I was ridiculously...

01:15:55.399 --> 01:15:58.199
That's what you have to do in order to upgrade

01:15:58.199 --> 01:16:00.779
anything. Yeah, because I was a big creative

01:16:00.779 --> 01:16:04.000
kid. I just liked making autistic fucking worlds

01:16:04.000 --> 01:16:07.680
of just whatever I could imagine. I was never

01:16:07.680 --> 01:16:11.000
a big survival guy. So we are like, we all come

01:16:11.000 --> 01:16:13.880
from different, different areas here. Cause I

01:16:13.880 --> 01:16:17.560
was like the, I love the survival thing. I adored

01:16:17.560 --> 01:16:19.500
it. My favorite servers that I played on when

01:16:19.500 --> 01:16:23.140
I was a kid were prison servers. Yeah, we both

01:16:23.140 --> 01:16:25.859
were in prison, actually. Yeah, but in prison

01:16:25.859 --> 01:16:28.159
servers, you would have the cell block that you'd

01:16:28.159 --> 01:16:30.060
spawn in every time you logged into the server.

01:16:30.119 --> 01:16:32.100
Oh, I remember that game. They had prison and

01:16:32.100 --> 01:16:34.619
sky block. It wasn't like that, though. They

01:16:34.619 --> 01:16:37.619
had the Hunger Games. Yeah, the prison servers

01:16:37.619 --> 01:16:40.119
were kind of like you had to make it across a

01:16:40.119 --> 01:16:44.039
PvP area to go to the tree farm or the mines

01:16:44.039 --> 01:16:46.779
or something, and then you had to... Again, enter

01:16:46.779 --> 01:16:49.279
that PVP area to make it to the shop where you

01:16:49.279 --> 01:16:51.590
could sell it. And if you died, somebody could

01:16:51.590 --> 01:16:53.310
just murk you. So, like, you could have just

01:16:53.310 --> 01:16:55.510
spent, like, the better part of an hour cutting

01:16:55.510 --> 01:16:57.850
down trees, filling your inventory with wood,

01:16:57.909 --> 01:17:00.149
and then get out there, and then some douchebag

01:17:00.149 --> 01:17:03.010
in full diamond armor just slays you. Yeah, no

01:17:03.010 --> 01:17:05.510
thanks. But that was the cool thing, though,

01:17:05.550 --> 01:17:07.029
is, like, you'd finish filling your inventory,

01:17:07.250 --> 01:17:08.789
and then you'd have to, like, just kind of keep

01:17:08.789 --> 01:17:10.689
an eye on, like, the whole cell block and be

01:17:10.689 --> 01:17:13.689
like, all right. He's over there. The one diamond

01:17:13.689 --> 01:17:15.369
guy's over there. All right, he's tied up with

01:17:15.369 --> 01:17:16.949
that guy. He's got iron armor. It's probably

01:17:16.949 --> 01:17:18.289
going to take him a little bit longer to take

01:17:18.289 --> 01:17:20.090
him down, and you just beeline it. to the shop

01:17:20.090 --> 01:17:21.729
it was like a game of capture the flag it was

01:17:21.729 --> 01:17:24.850
fucking sick but horrifically and when you died

01:17:24.850 --> 01:17:26.630
there was no more devastating yeah i remember

01:17:26.630 --> 01:17:29.149
that game yeah i saw a so you don't know him

01:17:29.149 --> 01:17:31.729
too okay yeah i saw a uh like a like a youtube

01:17:31.729 --> 01:17:34.729
short or an instagram short where it had the

01:17:34.729 --> 01:17:39.050
quote of the uh a poor man won't show you anything

01:17:39.050 --> 01:17:42.149
about himself but give a man oh give a man nothing

01:17:42.149 --> 01:17:44.489
and he'll build like a world give a man everything

01:17:44.489 --> 01:17:46.329
he'll destroy everything and he just showed a

01:17:46.329 --> 01:17:49.710
minecraft world yeah i just know if you give

01:17:49.710 --> 01:17:51.970
a man everything he'll destroy it if you give

01:17:51.970 --> 01:17:54.670
a man nothing he'll build empires yep yeah if

01:17:54.670 --> 01:17:57.270
i didn't keep inventory on every time tyler died

01:17:57.270 --> 01:18:00.409
he would literally crash out yeah yeah he would

01:18:00.409 --> 01:18:02.670
just be like what the fuck well that's the thing

01:18:02.670 --> 01:18:04.850
is like he's from the creative aspect so he probably

01:18:04.850 --> 01:18:07.350
didn't Like, he probably... I'm not taking shots

01:18:07.350 --> 01:18:09.350
because you can build things way better than

01:18:09.350 --> 01:18:11.010
I ever will be able to in that game. I just have,

01:18:11.050 --> 01:18:13.250
like, the autistic architecture fucking thing.

01:18:13.590 --> 01:18:15.810
And I have, like, the art... I have the autistic

01:18:15.810 --> 01:18:19.010
survival instinct of, like, I know the exact

01:18:19.010 --> 01:18:21.170
way to dig down where I'm not gonna get hit.

01:18:21.250 --> 01:18:24.029
Like, I know... I'm just good at self -awareness

01:18:24.029 --> 01:18:26.189
because I used to play hardcore. So it's like

01:18:26.189 --> 01:18:27.369
a compromise between you two. Yeah, and then

01:18:27.369 --> 01:18:29.850
Casey, you're kind of in the middle. Yeah. Like,

01:18:29.850 --> 01:18:31.970
for me, like, I don't fucking die when I play

01:18:31.970 --> 01:18:34.390
my... And if I do, it's because... I mean, I

01:18:34.390 --> 01:18:36.250
know I've died when we played survival before

01:18:36.250 --> 01:18:37.989
because I've gotten like drunk and just stopped

01:18:37.989 --> 01:18:40.449
caring. But like, I keep getting slain by the

01:18:40.449 --> 01:18:43.430
warden. Yeah. Well, the wardens, well, the wardens

01:18:43.430 --> 01:18:46.550
summon the warden. It's just like, help. I'm

01:18:46.550 --> 01:18:48.850
like, I have a fucking, a wooden sword. What

01:18:48.850 --> 01:18:51.649
are you, what am I going to do? I have no armor

01:18:51.649 --> 01:18:53.710
and a wooden sword. You're giving me flashbacks

01:18:53.710 --> 01:18:55.390
when we did the Easter egg in case you would

01:18:55.390 --> 01:18:57.689
be like, I'm round 20 with like a blue shotgun.

01:18:57.930 --> 01:18:59.970
You're like, all right guys. Yeah. I think we're

01:18:59.970 --> 01:19:03.979
ready for Legion. No, bro. We got to go another

01:19:03.979 --> 01:19:06.760
round. We got to upgrade more. Like, nah, bro,

01:19:06.840 --> 01:19:08.760
let's just take them out. Like, we're not going

01:19:08.760 --> 01:19:10.939
to do damage. Me and Megan were playing that

01:19:10.939 --> 01:19:13.579
recently, actually. Dude, I haven't played fucking

01:19:13.579 --> 01:19:15.840
zombies. I haven't played zombies since we all

01:19:15.840 --> 01:19:18.119
played together. The most disappointing thing

01:19:18.119 --> 01:19:20.619
about us finally beating Legion was, like, we

01:19:20.619 --> 01:19:23.300
got our asses kicked for months on end trying

01:19:23.300 --> 01:19:26.060
to beat that shit. And the time we finally beat

01:19:26.060 --> 01:19:28.859
it, I was so fucked up when it happened, I couldn't

01:19:28.859 --> 01:19:30.439
even remember the next one. We beat it, like,

01:19:30.560 --> 01:19:32.899
probably two or three times. I know. I remember

01:19:32.899 --> 01:19:34.859
the fucking one time I got down there, and then

01:19:34.859 --> 01:19:38.569
I got fucked. the legendary item i got was a

01:19:38.569 --> 01:19:42.789
fucking knife and i was like what you get like

01:19:42.789 --> 01:19:45.850
a knife or like an rpg you're like are you fucking

01:19:45.850 --> 01:19:49.329
kidding like anything else dude but i was i would

01:19:49.329 --> 01:19:51.270
go crazy because casey would go off doing his

01:19:51.270 --> 01:19:53.170
because you gotta both of you guys got a server

01:19:53.170 --> 01:19:55.289
strike dude it's like a 90 chance you're getting

01:19:55.289 --> 01:19:58.010
a server so i got fucking golden knife. Yeah.

01:19:58.210 --> 01:20:01.029
Well, yeah, on that Easter egg, the Outbreak

01:20:01.029 --> 01:20:03.090
one was the tough one. That was the one that

01:20:03.090 --> 01:20:05.069
really gave us grief. We never really got hung

01:20:05.069 --> 01:20:07.229
up on any of the other ones, I don't think. We

01:20:07.229 --> 01:20:09.930
kind of just flew through them. Outbreak fucked

01:20:09.930 --> 01:20:13.090
us up every single time fucking Odie came. It

01:20:13.090 --> 01:20:15.090
was a fucking nightmare. I mean, me and Megan

01:20:15.090 --> 01:20:17.210
have been playing recently, so Outbreak was hard

01:20:17.210 --> 01:20:20.810
Legion, and Valentina on Mauer to Toten was hard,

01:20:20.930 --> 01:20:23.329
yeah. I felt like such a piece of shit when I

01:20:23.329 --> 01:20:26.640
beat the fucking Black Ops. seven or whatever

01:20:26.640 --> 01:20:29.500
fucking black ops six which fucking whichever

01:20:29.500 --> 01:20:31.500
one isn't the most recent the one before that

01:20:31.500 --> 01:20:34.060
i felt like such an asshole when i beat that

01:20:34.060 --> 01:20:36.079
fucking cthulhu thing with my buddy because like

01:20:36.079 --> 01:20:38.649
we did not think we were gonna beat it And I

01:20:38.649 --> 01:20:40.909
really wanted to beat it with you guys, and then

01:20:40.909 --> 01:20:42.890
I beat it with them, and I was like, I feel like

01:20:42.890 --> 01:20:44.689
such a prick. Dude, the thing was, Casey would

01:20:44.689 --> 01:20:47.310
get thrown halfway across the map because he's

01:20:47.310 --> 01:20:51.109
like, I don't know what to do. You get the entire

01:20:51.109 --> 01:20:52.630
Easter egg, and then when it's time to fight,

01:20:52.689 --> 01:20:54.390
you're like, I still got a blue shotgun, guys.

01:20:55.470 --> 01:20:58.369
As the fucking creature came out, he's like,

01:20:58.449 --> 01:21:00.189
oh, hey, guys, by the way, I only have a blue

01:21:00.189 --> 01:21:02.090
shotgun. And it's like, oh, that's fucking awesome.

01:21:02.470 --> 01:21:06.689
I remember it was us guys and my buddy Trevor,

01:21:06.850 --> 01:21:09.039
and we played. and we made it to the end and

01:21:09.039 --> 01:21:12.460
I'm not gonna lie it was both of you this game

01:21:12.460 --> 01:21:14.899
and Trevor told me the next game he was like

01:21:14.899 --> 01:21:18.840
I'm not playing with them because we have the

01:21:18.840 --> 01:21:21.680
perfect setup and we're like ready to go into

01:21:21.680 --> 01:21:25.039
the boss battle and spontaneously you two in

01:21:25.039 --> 01:21:28.659
different locations go down lose all of your

01:21:28.659 --> 01:21:32.239
fucking perks like you both self revive when

01:21:32.239 --> 01:21:34.420
we could have got you so you lost your self revive

01:21:34.420 --> 01:21:46.289
and then we got our fucking ... ... ... ... You

01:21:46.289 --> 01:21:48.970
guys were just progressively crashing out harder.

01:21:49.289 --> 01:21:52.510
Because you lost more and more perks. Like, ran

01:21:52.510 --> 01:21:55.050
out of ammo, and you were just... You couldn't

01:21:55.050 --> 01:21:57.369
do anything, and I felt so bad, but we didn't

01:21:57.369 --> 01:21:59.670
want to give up. My ass was like, great! Fucking

01:21:59.670 --> 01:22:02.090
wonderful! Awesome! I lost fucking... I lost

01:22:02.090 --> 01:22:05.670
Jug! Awesome! I'm fucked now! That's great! And

01:22:05.670 --> 01:22:08.090
then me and Trevor started... We literally weren't

01:22:08.090 --> 01:22:10.890
going down, we just ran out of ammo. So you guys

01:22:10.890 --> 01:22:12.949
started going down, and we had to wait for our

01:22:12.949 --> 01:22:15.670
Aether Shrouds to... charge up to get you when

01:22:15.670 --> 01:22:16.850
you went down. My favorite note was when Casey

01:22:16.850 --> 01:22:18.770
would get thrown halfway across the mat from

01:22:18.770 --> 01:22:20.850
one of the tentacles and he'd be like, help me,

01:22:20.989 --> 01:22:23.930
help me. It's just like, dude, we can't get to

01:22:23.930 --> 01:22:28.750
you. Yeah. Help, I'm in the ocean. Yeah. When

01:22:28.750 --> 01:22:31.630
I beat it, it was just me and that friend too.

01:22:31.789 --> 01:22:35.789
It lowers difficulty however many people you

01:22:35.789 --> 01:22:37.729
have on the map. It lowers the amount of zombie

01:22:37.729 --> 01:22:41.369
spawns. And it somewhat affected the boss health.

01:22:41.470 --> 01:22:44.010
But we just had really good luck. We attempted

01:22:44.010 --> 01:22:45.869
it once. We had really good luck. And we're like,

01:22:45.930 --> 01:22:49.050
oh yeah, let's just try to familiarize ourselves

01:22:49.050 --> 01:22:50.670
with the steps. Because neither of us really

01:22:50.670 --> 01:22:53.239
knew them. And then we did it. And then we somehow

01:22:53.239 --> 01:22:55.460
just got great luck. Like, we're pulling fucking

01:22:55.460 --> 01:22:58.020
ray guns. We, like, got all the free perks. Like,

01:22:58.079 --> 01:23:00.420
we were just doing everything right. I love Citadel.

01:23:00.420 --> 01:23:02.640
And then we beat it. And I was like, I feel like

01:23:02.640 --> 01:23:04.960
such a prick. Like, Casey and Tyler are going

01:23:04.960 --> 01:23:07.520
to be so mad at me that I just fucking beat this.

01:23:08.119 --> 01:23:13.039
I loved fucking Citadel. The one night was great

01:23:13.039 --> 01:23:15.300
when fucking... Oh, fuck. I think we told you

01:23:15.300 --> 01:23:16.539
to get on. I think you were working, though.

01:23:17.260 --> 01:23:19.420
When Ethan just hopped on when you and me were

01:23:19.420 --> 01:23:21.640
doing the one Easter egg. Oh, yeah, yeah. Fucking

01:23:21.640 --> 01:23:24.159
hasta pasta. Just jumped in our party. Just jumped

01:23:24.159 --> 01:23:26.260
in your party? Yeah, like, out of fucking nowhere.

01:23:26.539 --> 01:23:28.500
He jumped in the Xbox party, and then we had

01:23:28.500 --> 01:23:30.260
to, like, work to get him on Discord, but he

01:23:30.260 --> 01:23:32.560
did. And, dude, it was fucking crazy. I mean,

01:23:32.579 --> 01:23:34.119
we just got our asses beat, but it was weird.

01:23:35.050 --> 01:23:36.729
We were serious. We were going to beat it that

01:23:36.729 --> 01:23:39.590
day, and then Boston joined in. I just lost any

01:23:39.590 --> 01:23:41.590
desire to do the Easter egg. I was like, I just

01:23:41.590 --> 01:23:43.470
want to catch up. It's hard once you go down

01:23:43.470 --> 01:23:46.210
and you lose all your shit. Yeah. What a wash.

01:23:46.470 --> 01:23:48.949
I still haven't played seven. The what a wash

01:23:48.949 --> 01:23:53.310
line is legendary. I just said that to Megan.

01:23:53.310 --> 01:23:55.310
We were playing at a cohort the other day. We

01:23:55.310 --> 01:23:59.029
were playing Legion. What a wash. I went down.

01:23:59.130 --> 01:24:01.180
I was like, what a wash. The amount of times

01:24:01.180 --> 01:24:02.899
we made it to that final boss and it was like

01:24:02.899 --> 01:24:06.039
me with every perk, ray gun, like triple pact,

01:24:06.279 --> 01:24:09.750
ray K, triple pact. And then, like, we'd get

01:24:09.750 --> 01:24:12.050
to, like, the very end and, like, it wouldn't

01:24:12.050 --> 01:24:13.810
even be the very end because the ending was tough.

01:24:13.909 --> 01:24:15.609
I'm not shitting on you here either because I

01:24:15.609 --> 01:24:18.250
would occasionally go down in the end, too. I

01:24:18.250 --> 01:24:20.789
don't have action beats on the boss fight. I

01:24:20.789 --> 01:24:23.289
just do the Easter egg. Yeah. The other thing,

01:24:23.350 --> 01:24:24.909
and I got to say this does make a difference,

01:24:24.989 --> 01:24:27.069
is I always played on mouse and keyboard. That

01:24:27.069 --> 01:24:29.210
does make a huge difference. Once you get good

01:24:29.210 --> 01:24:30.630
at that, like, I'm not going to lie, zombies

01:24:30.630 --> 01:24:32.529
gets pretty fucking easy. The best is when Beepus

01:24:32.529 --> 01:24:36.869
would show up, fucking be ass, and then run away.

01:24:37.250 --> 01:24:40.920
Yeah. yeah the best part was I gotta say the

01:24:40.920 --> 01:24:44.340
fucking give me my fucking ray gun and then he

01:24:44.340 --> 01:24:47.979
never played ever again you were on a track of

01:24:47.979 --> 01:24:50.119
fucking he was on a fucking track of just like

01:24:50.119 --> 01:24:53.319
I don't know it was like any easter egg there

01:24:53.319 --> 01:24:56.340
was a free gun Casey's always taking it and he

01:24:56.340 --> 01:25:01.569
sucks no it he didn't i i will i think casey

01:25:01.569 --> 01:25:03.170
got the rough end of the deal to a little bit

01:25:03.170 --> 01:25:05.430
just to play devil's advocate here because you

01:25:05.430 --> 01:25:07.750
were always doing the easter bunny shit dude

01:25:07.750 --> 01:25:16.689
you don't got money to buy shit bro we gotta

01:25:16.689 --> 01:25:19.170
fucking go to the final he just keep tagging

01:25:19.170 --> 01:25:22.170
the door he just kept tagging the fucking door

01:25:22.170 --> 01:25:26.229
can you open that door I don't know much about

01:25:26.229 --> 01:25:28.149
that. I don't got many points. Oh, damn. I'm

01:25:28.149 --> 01:25:30.390
going to need you to open this door. Open that

01:25:30.390 --> 01:25:32.750
door. I would always do it. We did get to a point

01:25:32.750 --> 01:25:34.369
where I feel like eventually me and Tyler would

01:25:34.369 --> 01:25:36.369
start. We started opening the doors like the

01:25:36.369 --> 01:25:37.909
bulk of the time, but we'd be like eight doors

01:25:37.909 --> 01:25:39.430
deep, and you'd be like, oh, can you guys open

01:25:39.430 --> 01:25:41.489
this? It's like, dude, come on. What the fuck?

01:25:41.710 --> 01:25:43.949
Bro, you just bought Jug the gun off the wall

01:25:43.949 --> 01:25:45.949
and pack -a -punched it, and you haven't opened

01:25:45.949 --> 01:25:48.810
it. Me and Tyler don't even have fucking Jug

01:25:48.810 --> 01:25:51.810
yet. I don't have armor. I ain't got shit. I

01:25:51.810 --> 01:25:54.729
could go down any second here. RIP to our listeners.

01:25:54.800 --> 01:25:56.659
who don't know what the fuck we're talking about.

01:25:56.760 --> 01:25:58.520
No, I feel like most of our listeners know what

01:25:58.520 --> 01:26:02.479
zombies is. Dude, we don't have listeners. Yeah,

01:26:02.520 --> 01:26:04.899
Las Vegas bowl people. We gotta check them out.

01:26:04.979 --> 01:26:09.000
I think Las Vegas episode 200. I'm down with

01:26:09.000 --> 01:26:11.880
it. Did you fucking see the Fallout show yet?

01:26:12.319 --> 01:26:14.720
Yes. I'm caught up except for the last episode.

01:26:14.760 --> 01:26:16.699
I'm caught up all the way. It's fucking good.

01:26:16.800 --> 01:26:18.979
I actually really like it. I do too. It's a good

01:26:18.979 --> 01:26:21.300
show. I didn't watch it at first because all

01:26:21.300 --> 01:26:24.159
the memes I saw was people shitting on it. She

01:26:24.159 --> 01:26:26.939
does have a weird fucking eye problem. I think

01:26:26.939 --> 01:26:29.380
she's gorgeous. She's got weird eyes. I mean,

01:26:29.380 --> 01:26:32.840
yeah, but I think she's gorgeous. I like the

01:26:32.840 --> 01:26:34.840
ghoul. The ghoul's my favorite. I mean, the ghoul's

01:26:34.840 --> 01:26:37.840
sick. Walton Goggins is just a great actor. Did

01:26:37.840 --> 01:26:40.880
you ever see Vice Principals? The series. Walter

01:26:40.880 --> 01:26:42.979
Goggins, the vice principal in that. There's

01:26:42.979 --> 01:26:46.000
one fucking scene in Vice Principals, and I know

01:26:46.000 --> 01:26:47.899
we lost fucking everybody because Vice Principals,

01:26:47.920 --> 01:26:50.819
fucking nobody watched it. But Walter Goggins

01:26:50.819 --> 01:26:54.319
drops acid by mistake at a fair for the school.

01:26:54.579 --> 01:26:58.140
Yeah. And their school mascot's a goat. So he's

01:26:58.140 --> 01:27:00.199
walking by, and then this one kid turns around,

01:27:00.420 --> 01:27:03.039
and he was wearing a goat -like head, and he

01:27:03.039 --> 01:27:06.199
saw the devil as the goat screams at him. He

01:27:06.199 --> 01:27:08.279
goes like, woo! And then he just fucking mews

01:27:08.279 --> 01:27:11.920
at the kid. He just goes. And then just turns

01:27:11.920 --> 01:27:13.479
around and keeps walking. I'm like, dude, he

01:27:13.479 --> 01:27:15.779
just mewed at a demon. That's so fucking funny.

01:27:15.920 --> 01:27:20.000
I love it. I love it. I just think. I feel like

01:27:20.000 --> 01:27:22.380
Walter Goggins is like one of those actors that

01:27:22.380 --> 01:27:27.119
like is so fucking good. But like everybody doesn't

01:27:27.119 --> 01:27:28.920
give him enough credit. Yeah. He's one of those

01:27:28.920 --> 01:27:30.380
actors that should be like on like the level

01:27:30.380 --> 01:27:32.659
of like a Brad Pitt or like a Tom Hanks, but

01:27:32.659 --> 01:27:35.399
he wasn't in famous enough quote unquote movies

01:27:35.399 --> 01:27:37.699
to like do that. Fuck it. I'll do one more glass,

01:27:37.699 --> 01:27:39.100
but I'm going to have to probably chill on your

01:27:39.100 --> 01:27:41.060
couch for a little bit before I drive. No problem.

01:27:41.539 --> 01:27:44.500
You stay as long as you want. Cause there's no

01:27:44.500 --> 01:27:46.920
way. I mean, I'm having fun tonight. I mean,

01:27:46.920 --> 01:27:49.920
fiance's got work tomorrow morning anyway. So

01:27:49.920 --> 01:27:51.300
it's like, I'm not going to see her tonight.

01:27:51.399 --> 01:27:53.819
So I don't really care if I go home a little

01:27:53.819 --> 01:27:57.460
late. sorry i didn't mean to cut you off though

01:27:57.460 --> 01:28:00.119
the show is just cool i feel so bad because i

01:28:00.119 --> 01:28:03.039
watch it with with her and i can't shut the fuck

01:28:03.039 --> 01:28:05.600
up because i was so i've spent so many hours

01:28:05.600 --> 01:28:08.579
but but i love watching with emily because she's

01:28:08.579 --> 01:28:10.939
genuinely interested she's like so what's this

01:28:10.939 --> 01:28:13.140
and i go and i have to pause it because i'm like

01:28:13.630 --> 01:28:15.350
You're going to miss like 40 minutes because

01:28:15.350 --> 01:28:17.390
I have to explain what the enclave is to you.

01:28:17.510 --> 01:28:20.989
Yeah. CC just likes listening to me. I know she's

01:28:20.989 --> 01:28:23.989
not really like listening. She just likes hearing

01:28:23.989 --> 01:28:25.949
me talk. She doesn't give a fuck what I'm saying.

01:28:26.029 --> 01:28:28.310
She's not retaining any of it. She's not interested

01:28:28.310 --> 01:28:31.930
in it. She's like, so who's this Mr. House guy?

01:28:32.069 --> 01:28:35.810
And I'm like, the house always wins. That's Robert

01:28:35.810 --> 01:28:39.460
House. Okay. He's going to be alive for. Thousands

01:28:39.460 --> 01:28:43.439
of years. Gentlemen. So your guess on it, because

01:28:43.439 --> 01:28:45.859
they didn't go more into Mr. House in the last

01:28:45.859 --> 01:28:48.340
episode. Do you think that he's in his little

01:28:48.340 --> 01:28:52.199
pod currently? I mean, he has to be. He has to

01:28:52.199 --> 01:28:55.319
be. I think he's in his pod. What more affects

01:28:55.319 --> 01:28:57.680
me, and sorry, I don't know how much. Are you

01:28:57.680 --> 01:29:00.460
talking about Stranger Things? No, we're talking

01:29:00.460 --> 01:29:04.239
about Fallout. But I try to keep this short because

01:29:04.239 --> 01:29:07.359
I know I do want to include. us oh god we're

01:29:07.359 --> 01:29:08.859
gonna have to do jeopardy i'm gonna get my ass

01:29:08.859 --> 01:29:11.819
kicked i'm fucking trashed but um what the fuck

01:29:11.819 --> 01:29:14.359
was i gonna say oh right they um they showed

01:29:14.359 --> 01:29:16.220
it i don't know what ending the credits yeah

01:29:16.220 --> 01:29:18.220
they showed it but it had a bullet hole in it

01:29:18.220 --> 01:29:22.060
what had a bullet hole the the mr mr house pod

01:29:22.060 --> 01:29:24.180
i didn't know that yeah because like when it's

01:29:24.180 --> 01:29:25.960
zooming out like the thing and it showed like

01:29:25.960 --> 01:29:28.460
mr house's like side area yeah it showed his

01:29:28.460 --> 01:29:30.380
pod right like you saw the pod that he is in

01:29:30.380 --> 01:29:32.020
but there's a bullet hole in it I don't know

01:29:32.020 --> 01:29:34.220
if you know this, but the show takes place after

01:29:34.220 --> 01:29:36.199
New Vegas. That's right. But they said it doesn't

01:29:36.199 --> 01:29:39.920
confirm any of the endings. then how is it canon

01:29:39.920 --> 01:29:42.359
i don't know because okay so there's going to

01:29:42.359 --> 01:29:44.500
be a canon where none of our choices in new vegas

01:29:44.500 --> 01:29:46.579
mattered okay that makes sense because i was

01:29:46.579 --> 01:29:48.060
going to say it was like the whole time i was

01:29:48.060 --> 01:29:50.140
like yeah i'm like the legion seems like they're

01:29:50.140 --> 01:29:53.260
still like kicking around but it's not caesar

01:29:53.260 --> 01:29:56.140
so he died yeah so he died canonically but he

01:29:56.140 --> 01:29:58.760
had cancer or something yeah and the ncr is kind

01:29:58.760 --> 01:30:00.859
of on its last legs which it seemed like they're

01:30:00.859 --> 01:30:03.420
on their last legs anyways the only one that

01:30:03.420 --> 01:30:05.380
really makes sense to me for the purposes of

01:30:05.380 --> 01:30:08.750
the show No, because in Wild Card, Mr. House,

01:30:08.949 --> 01:30:10.409
because I don't know if you remember, but even

01:30:10.409 --> 01:30:12.989
if you remove Mr. House from the tank, he says

01:30:12.989 --> 01:30:15.510
he's going to die. Yeah. He's like, I'm going

01:30:15.510 --> 01:30:17.470
to last like a couple. You're literally like,

01:30:17.569 --> 01:30:19.909
this is a more agonizing. He says, kill me. Yeah,

01:30:19.909 --> 01:30:21.029
you hit him with a golf club. Yeah, you know.

01:30:21.149 --> 01:30:23.210
Yeah, and then you get Nephi's. Yeah, you got

01:30:23.210 --> 01:30:26.289
to hit him with Nephi's driver. But the unique

01:30:26.289 --> 01:30:30.689
golf club. But yeah, it's like the only ending

01:30:30.689 --> 01:30:33.380
that makes sense. is the Mr. House ending at

01:30:33.380 --> 01:30:35.640
this point. Because he was going to kind of squash

01:30:35.640 --> 01:30:38.520
the NCR, squash the Legion, at least within Vegas.

01:30:39.000 --> 01:30:43.420
And do you think, so there's the rumor going

01:30:43.420 --> 01:30:45.439
around that they're going to do a Fallout 3 and

01:30:45.439 --> 01:30:47.880
Fallout New Vegas remaster, like Shadow Drop,

01:30:48.000 --> 01:30:50.920
the last day of the season? No shit, really.

01:30:51.159 --> 01:30:54.119
And I'm like, because there's a countdown on

01:30:54.119 --> 01:30:56.859
Bethesda's website to the literal second when

01:30:56.859 --> 01:31:02.090
the series season finale comes out. and i'm like

01:31:02.090 --> 01:31:04.270
dude if they fucking release a new vegas and

01:31:04.270 --> 01:31:07.390
a three remaster i'd lose my fucking shit you

01:31:07.390 --> 01:31:09.449
know because i was pretty bent out of shape that

01:31:09.449 --> 01:31:12.390
was out when i was going out on baby leave gta6

01:31:12.390 --> 01:31:14.470
got delayed i knew it was gonna happen but that

01:31:14.470 --> 01:31:17.289
shit lined up almost to the day yeah and i was

01:31:17.289 --> 01:31:19.130
like i'm just gonna put this baby in a fucking

01:31:19.130 --> 01:31:22.609
bouncer and rip this game like i was so pumped

01:31:22.609 --> 01:31:25.210
but like dude if it's fucking if we get fallout

01:31:25.210 --> 01:31:28.090
3 and new vegas remastered and it's not a buggy

01:31:28.090 --> 01:31:30.840
mess Because they never really fixed 3 in New

01:31:30.840 --> 01:31:32.819
Vegas. They were always buggy masters. Oh, yeah,

01:31:32.939 --> 01:31:35.460
100%. But, I mean, they did the same thing with

01:31:35.460 --> 01:31:38.680
Oblivion. Oblivion's remaster was decent, though.

01:31:38.760 --> 01:31:41.020
That's the thing. I feel so bad because there's

01:31:41.020 --> 01:31:43.300
two games that you've told me to play, and I've

01:31:43.300 --> 01:31:45.899
tried them. I really have tried them, and they

01:31:45.899 --> 01:31:47.920
just haven't worked out for me, and I think it's

01:31:47.920 --> 01:31:50.159
got to be a nostalgia factor thing. Which one?

01:31:50.220 --> 01:31:53.119
Oblivion, I'm guessing? It's Oblivion and Baldur's

01:31:53.119 --> 01:31:55.670
Gate 3. I fucking love Baldur's Gate. i know

01:31:55.670 --> 01:31:58.310
dude i could tell i love the story in it but

01:31:58.310 --> 01:32:01.069
like i just don't know the dnd thing and i'm

01:32:01.069 --> 01:32:03.229
sure if i got over the hump and i got it but

01:32:03.229 --> 01:32:06.430
like so that was the thing felt so slow that

01:32:06.430 --> 01:32:08.909
was the battling enemies that was like i did

01:32:08.909 --> 01:32:11.449
i never played a crpg which is what the computer

01:32:11.449 --> 01:32:14.189
rpg which is that that type of game i that was

01:32:14.189 --> 01:32:17.430
the first crpg i ever played and i got super

01:32:17.430 --> 01:32:21.350
into crpgs after that because it it it it it's

01:32:21.350 --> 01:32:23.930
a hard game to get into but once you figure out

01:32:23.930 --> 01:32:27.939
that system you're like oh it just at one point

01:32:27.939 --> 01:32:30.279
i feel like i'm not smart enough to i'll be honest

01:32:30.279 --> 01:32:32.279
at one point it's like it's like when you're

01:32:32.279 --> 01:32:33.939
clicking a rubik's cube together and then you

01:32:33.939 --> 01:32:37.520
fucking get one side you're like oh yeah and

01:32:37.520 --> 01:32:39.380
then like you you kind of do one of those things

01:32:39.380 --> 01:32:41.800
i just i've realized what are you smiling about

01:32:41.800 --> 01:32:44.939
over there i've realized in my age though yeah

01:32:44.939 --> 01:32:49.119
i'm not dude vape yeah like yo Casey we're gonna

01:32:49.119 --> 01:32:51.220
talk about some shit you don't give a fuck about

01:32:51.220 --> 01:32:53.199
for 40 minutes and we're just gonna hit your

01:32:53.199 --> 01:32:55.300
vape while we do it I'm here for it while we

01:32:55.300 --> 01:32:57.600
chill in your house I'm here for it use your

01:32:57.600 --> 01:33:02.699
audio equipment drink your wine I feel like such

01:33:02.699 --> 01:33:06.039
a prick I feel like such a fucking prick right

01:33:06.039 --> 01:33:08.600
now that's what the podcast is all about bro

01:33:09.389 --> 01:33:12.550
What, just fucking shunning you? I thought we

01:33:12.550 --> 01:33:14.609
were taking broad shots at you with zombies.

01:33:14.770 --> 01:33:18.409
They were so fucking bad. Oh my God. All right,

01:33:18.470 --> 01:33:20.590
Casey. I'm fucking never smoking weed again.

01:33:20.689 --> 01:33:22.829
Let's bring Casey back to this conversation.

01:33:23.109 --> 01:33:26.029
Let's do it, Tyler. Have you thought at all about

01:33:26.029 --> 01:33:28.409
what we talked about last podcast about God?

01:33:28.949 --> 01:33:33.010
God? I do, just to reiterate, I know I haven't

01:33:33.010 --> 01:33:35.510
shut the fuck up, so I'll keep this quick. But

01:33:35.510 --> 01:33:40.149
I am pretty sure I believe in a higher power

01:33:40.149 --> 01:33:42.590
now. And I was feeling that a little bit before

01:33:42.590 --> 01:33:45.109
the last episode, but I really feel in it now.

01:33:45.250 --> 01:33:46.390
Listen, I don't believe in God. I have a lot

01:33:46.390 --> 01:33:49.090
of positive changes coming in my life. If you

01:33:49.090 --> 01:33:51.170
want to believe something, there's a higher power,

01:33:51.430 --> 01:33:55.050
some kind of spirituality, I'm here for it. I

01:33:55.050 --> 01:33:58.470
think there's always a possibility of life after

01:33:58.470 --> 01:34:02.180
death. But yeah, I think you believe whatever

01:34:02.180 --> 01:34:05.800
you want to believe and we just don't know I

01:34:05.800 --> 01:34:13.180
feel like I feel like the reason I believe It's

01:34:13.180 --> 01:34:14.680
just I feel like it's something it comes like

01:34:14.680 --> 01:34:18.479
With age it's like the longer I'm here the more

01:34:18.479 --> 01:34:21.239
I'm like what the fuck are we doing? And like

01:34:21.239 --> 01:34:23.479
what the more you ask yourself that question

01:34:23.479 --> 01:34:25.460
like what the fuck are we doing the more you're

01:34:25.460 --> 01:34:28.069
like? There's got to be a reason. Like, there's

01:34:28.069 --> 01:34:29.850
no fucking way I'm getting dragged out here for

01:34:29.850 --> 01:34:33.130
80 years, which somehow sounds like the longest

01:34:33.130 --> 01:34:35.550
period of time, but also the shortest period

01:34:35.550 --> 01:34:38.069
of time. We're creeping up on 30, Allie Mac,

01:34:38.189 --> 01:34:40.329
dude. I know. I know. That's the crazy thing.

01:34:40.350 --> 01:34:43.350
I mean, I'm already 30. I know, but God bless

01:34:43.350 --> 01:34:48.470
you. Dan's 35. Higher power bless you. I had

01:34:48.470 --> 01:34:52.829
a third life crisis when I turned 30, so I think

01:34:52.829 --> 01:34:55.859
I'm good now. I think that's just part of life.

01:34:56.060 --> 01:34:59.800
There's no way I'm going to stay in my job. There's

01:34:59.800 --> 01:35:02.359
no shot. There's no shot. I'm going to get out

01:35:02.359 --> 01:35:05.020
at some point, too. I just pulled a fucking office

01:35:05.020 --> 01:35:09.100
space. I fucking petered. I was like, yeah, I

01:35:09.100 --> 01:35:11.420
don't like my job anymore, and I don't think

01:35:11.420 --> 01:35:13.859
I'm going to go. But that's good. That's good.

01:35:14.510 --> 01:35:16.810
And like, honestly, I feel like Dan, I don't

01:35:16.810 --> 01:35:18.590
know if you'd give Dan any credit for this, but

01:35:18.590 --> 01:35:20.550
I feel like Dan kind of paved the way for that

01:35:20.550 --> 01:35:22.670
a little bit. Oh yeah, definitely. Yeah. Cause

01:35:22.670 --> 01:35:25.010
Dan, Dan quitting his job like that, that was

01:35:25.010 --> 01:35:28.100
impressive. That was genuinely the most impressive

01:35:28.100 --> 01:35:29.399
move I've seen. I know. My boss tried to tell

01:35:29.399 --> 01:35:32.479
me, you have to give four weeks notice to remain

01:35:32.479 --> 01:35:35.779
in good faith with the organization. I don't

01:35:35.779 --> 01:35:38.319
give a fuck. I said, yeah, my last shift is Saturday.

01:35:40.619 --> 01:35:43.420
I was putting in a two weeks notice, but now

01:35:43.420 --> 01:35:45.119
that you mention it, if I'm not going to end

01:35:45.119 --> 01:35:47.739
up in good standing anyways, I'll just leave

01:35:47.739 --> 01:35:51.579
today. I'll walk over right now. I'm good. Did

01:35:51.579 --> 01:35:54.000
you find a new place yet, or are you just kind

01:35:54.000 --> 01:35:56.539
of drifting right now? No. Take like a couple

01:35:56.539 --> 01:35:59.000
of weeks off. You're pulling a Dan and then he's

01:35:59.000 --> 01:36:01.399
going to be another Dan. A little sabbatical

01:36:01.399 --> 01:36:03.479
guy right now. I'm looking into a home infusion

01:36:03.479 --> 01:36:08.300
or outpatient or home infusion or triage. Gross.

01:36:09.539 --> 01:36:12.760
I can't even say that. Dude, AIs go to the grand.

01:36:13.359 --> 01:36:15.579
The way I'm seeing things, AI is going to take

01:36:15.579 --> 01:36:19.260
my job pretty soon within my career of it. So

01:36:19.260 --> 01:36:22.000
I'm just kind of seeing this as just a place

01:36:22.000 --> 01:36:25.039
where I'm sitting right now. Because my father

01:36:25.039 --> 01:36:26.420
-in -law is like, it's a great career. I'm like,

01:36:26.479 --> 01:36:28.619
dude, the way AI is going right now, it's going

01:36:28.619 --> 01:36:31.279
to take this job eventually. And I'm like, listen,

01:36:31.479 --> 01:36:34.960
I appreciate this right now. I'm keeping my EMT

01:36:34.960 --> 01:36:38.020
certification just in case. I said that's a great

01:36:38.020 --> 01:36:40.159
idea. Because, dude, once that demand's there,

01:36:40.279 --> 01:36:41.920
it's going to be demanding. Because there isn't

01:36:41.920 --> 01:36:43.659
a lot of people. out there who can do it yeah

01:36:43.659 --> 01:36:45.800
and i'm like and i'm like dude and as soon as

01:36:45.800 --> 01:36:48.680
the ai bubble like hits and like makes everybody's

01:36:48.680 --> 01:36:51.180
like thing and then ems will be one of the things

01:36:51.180 --> 01:36:53.859
that people still need and i'll still have the

01:36:53.859 --> 01:36:55.859
certifications and i'll have the resume that

01:36:55.859 --> 01:36:58.960
i have with it still yeah so and i i guarantee

01:36:58.960 --> 01:37:00.819
you if i went back to any of the places that

01:37:00.819 --> 01:37:02.460
i fucking worked at they'd take me back in a

01:37:02.460 --> 01:37:05.560
second if i fucking was like hey i need to i

01:37:05.560 --> 01:37:08.180
am like hey my job fucking crashed with the ai

01:37:08.180 --> 01:37:09.960
bubble will you guys take me back to like yeah

01:37:09.960 --> 01:37:11.800
you got absolutely you got eight years of experience

01:37:11.800 --> 01:37:14.800
in this you're good like yeah come on back nobody's

01:37:14.800 --> 01:37:16.880
gonna have to work in 10 years anymore it's just

01:37:16.880 --> 01:37:19.300
gonna be ai just doing all our jobs for us i

01:37:19.300 --> 01:37:21.659
think that's true to a certain extent most office

01:37:21.659 --> 01:37:24.159
job most white collar jobs are gonna be x yeah

01:37:24.159 --> 01:37:26.039
they're gonna be gone You're going to have people

01:37:26.039 --> 01:37:28.699
in like – So the thing I was going to say there

01:37:28.699 --> 01:37:30.960
though for me is I'm going to try to make as

01:37:30.960 --> 01:37:33.319
much money doing this as possible. Do a stash.

01:37:33.880 --> 01:37:36.180
And put it into the market and like kind of just

01:37:36.180 --> 01:37:38.159
have that like that and I'm going to invest in

01:37:38.159 --> 01:37:43.020
AI. All right. So I like the investing in AI

01:37:43.020 --> 01:37:45.159
part. The part I don't like and I'll be completely

01:37:45.159 --> 01:37:48.619
honest because of AI is be hesitant how much

01:37:48.619 --> 01:37:51.060
you put into the market right now because once

01:37:51.060 --> 01:37:55.300
AI – Oh, no. I got my nest egg in my – my savings

01:37:55.300 --> 01:37:58.840
right now, but I might say like save 75%, invest

01:37:58.840 --> 01:38:01.220
25%. I'm going to put it. It's a good place to

01:38:01.220 --> 01:38:02.659
put it. I'm going to put it in AI because if

01:38:02.659 --> 01:38:05.819
like best case scenario, AI doesn't take my job.

01:38:06.119 --> 01:38:09.279
Cool. Worst case scenario, I put it into AI and

01:38:09.279 --> 01:38:13.479
I got a bunch of money from it. So the only thing

01:38:13.479 --> 01:38:14.899
that would shut it down is if the government,

01:38:14.939 --> 01:38:17.319
like if the thing I talked about the last episode

01:38:17.319 --> 01:38:19.579
is we decided to slow down a little bit. Is that

01:38:19.579 --> 01:38:22.119
the government's going to? Yeah. Oh, that's sick.

01:38:22.409 --> 01:38:24.409
Dude, and look, they fucking textured and shit

01:38:24.409 --> 01:38:26.649
here, too. That's actually sick. Also, the thing

01:38:26.649 --> 01:38:28.489
nobody ever fucking realized about the Sabres,

01:38:28.609 --> 01:38:30.810
the buffalo's eye is red, which is fucking dope.

01:38:30.989 --> 01:38:32.430
I always thought it was just, I thought it was

01:38:32.430 --> 01:38:34.810
blue. Yeah, everybody does, but no, it's a fucking

01:38:34.810 --> 01:38:38.869
red eye there. Sorry, we got fucking hockey again.

01:38:39.210 --> 01:38:41.710
Dude, jerseys are so, hockey jerseys are so sick.

01:38:41.909 --> 01:38:43.810
Dude, every time you wear a new one, I'm like,

01:38:43.869 --> 01:38:47.029
oh, dude. All right, gentlemen, I got a game

01:38:47.029 --> 01:38:49.409
for you. Oh, fuck me. Yeah, right when me and

01:38:49.409 --> 01:38:52.319
Tyler are getting along. They're going to be

01:38:52.319 --> 01:38:54.979
at each other's throats. Casey, you better have

01:38:54.979 --> 01:38:56.619
New York on the phone if there's any fucking

01:38:56.619 --> 01:39:01.699
fishy business. The what? What? In football.

01:39:02.279 --> 01:39:04.479
Oh, New York on the phone? They said that in

01:39:04.479 --> 01:39:09.119
baseball, too. Yeah, yeah, same thing. Actually...

01:39:09.760 --> 01:39:12.020
Are we mixing that up? Yeah, I think it might

01:39:12.020 --> 01:39:14.479
just be New York for both of them. Oh, they said

01:39:14.479 --> 01:39:16.520
that on baseball. Yeah, so baseball is definitely

01:39:16.520 --> 01:39:20.420
loud. This is deafeningly loud. This is fucking

01:39:20.420 --> 01:39:21.539
loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud!

01:39:21.539 --> 01:39:21.779
This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This

01:39:21.779 --> 01:39:21.840
is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is

01:39:21.840 --> 01:39:22.939
fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking

01:39:22.939 --> 01:39:23.560
loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud!

01:39:24.239 --> 01:39:24.640
This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This

01:39:24.640 --> 01:39:24.739
is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is

01:39:24.739 --> 01:39:24.739
fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking

01:39:24.739 --> 01:39:24.739
loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud!

01:39:24.739 --> 01:39:24.739
This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This

01:39:24.739 --> 01:39:25.039
is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is

01:39:25.039 --> 01:39:25.319
fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking

01:39:25.319 --> 01:39:25.600
loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud!

01:39:25.600 --> 01:39:29.079
This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This

01:39:29.079 --> 01:39:34.500
is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is

01:39:34.500 --> 01:39:38.000
fucking loud! This is fucking loud! I thought

01:39:38.000 --> 01:39:46.920
you said the new wave. It's time! I'm happy I'm

01:39:46.920 --> 01:39:48.380
not wearing headphones. What were you saying,

01:39:48.399 --> 01:39:51.739
Alleyback? I said, it's time. No, before that.

01:39:51.979 --> 01:39:56.659
Oh, I said, the new wave! No, before that. The

01:39:56.659 --> 01:39:59.479
fucking New York thing? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So I

01:39:59.479 --> 01:40:01.600
guess the place they review the calls in both

01:40:01.600 --> 01:40:03.939
sports is New York. But in baseball, it definitely

01:40:03.939 --> 01:40:08.010
was. Well, I mean, it's a large city. But it's

01:40:08.010 --> 01:40:12.829
Vancouver for hockey. Yes, it's Vancouver. The

01:40:12.829 --> 01:40:16.289
Montreal Canadiens. That's the best team you

01:40:16.289 --> 01:40:18.270
can come up with. It's like, isn't that fucking

01:40:18.270 --> 01:40:22.880
ridiculous? Which is the same thing. I think

01:40:22.880 --> 01:40:25.520
you know that deserves slur jar I think I said

01:40:25.520 --> 01:40:28.439
the Canadians are so hateable that's and I just

01:40:28.439 --> 01:40:31.739
reiterated it you know you get my you get a half

01:40:31.739 --> 01:40:35.220
oh no this goes in the slur jar this is a good

01:40:35.220 --> 01:40:39.260
you see that I only need one more scoop you only

01:40:39.260 --> 01:40:42.479
need you only need one more scoop and you get

01:40:42.479 --> 01:40:45.600
a free scoop though damn I would take that over

01:40:45.600 --> 01:40:48.539
a fucking hundred dollar bill yeah so I mean

01:40:48.539 --> 01:40:51.399
I'm probably gonna grab that when I leave so

01:40:52.260 --> 01:40:54.979
Yeah. I'm going to stay in the slur jar. All

01:40:54.979 --> 01:40:59.000
right. You got to stay. We got fake Santas. Fake

01:40:59.000 --> 01:41:02.140
Santas. Yeah. Weird combos. Okay. I'm just testing.

01:41:02.399 --> 01:41:06.560
Weird combos. Redacted. Redacted. Antagonists.

01:41:06.600 --> 01:41:12.369
Okay. Successors. Da Vinci. I just zoned out

01:41:12.369 --> 01:41:14.590
during all those categories. This is not going

01:41:14.590 --> 01:41:16.810
to be a good one. And Allie Back's category,

01:41:17.069 --> 01:41:19.710
Sports Legends. Sports Legends. That could go

01:41:19.710 --> 01:41:22.409
either way. If it's hockey, Tyler is going to

01:41:22.409 --> 01:41:25.050
get it. If it's football, Tyler won last time.

01:41:26.189 --> 01:41:30.229
I just want to see what Redacted is. Redacted

01:41:30.229 --> 01:41:34.350
for $200. FBI files about this. Some like it

01:41:34.350 --> 01:41:37.739
hot, actresses. Alleged communist sympathies

01:41:37.739 --> 01:41:41.079
were redacted until 2012, 50 years after her

01:41:41.079 --> 01:41:45.979
death. What the fuck? Read that again. I didn't

01:41:45.979 --> 01:41:47.520
even know. I thought you were listing something

01:41:47.520 --> 01:41:49.880
at first. I'm so messed up. This is not good.

01:41:50.119 --> 01:41:53.000
FBI files about this some like it hot actress.

01:41:53.699 --> 01:41:57.220
Alleged communist sympathies were redacted until

01:41:57.220 --> 01:42:02.760
2012, 50 years after her death. Who is Marilyn

01:42:02.760 --> 01:42:07.609
Monroe? Oh, yeah. What? Yeah, someone get hot.

01:42:07.649 --> 01:42:09.949
What is that movie? That's a song by Marilyn

01:42:09.949 --> 01:42:14.750
Monroe. Oh, this isn't going to go well. We'll

01:42:14.750 --> 01:42:19.529
go with redacted again. 400 Ludwig Van Beethoven's.

01:42:19.810 --> 01:42:22.510
Disregard that. Hold on. This is going to be

01:42:22.510 --> 01:42:30.109
Ludwig Van what? I'm so retarded. Ludwig Van

01:42:30.109 --> 01:42:34.369
what? uh lugwood van beethoven's third symphony

01:42:34.369 --> 01:42:37.149
was originally dedicated to this man when he

01:42:37.149 --> 01:42:41.229
became emperor beethoven blacked out his name

01:42:41.229 --> 01:42:46.869
in rage i don't fucking know do you know this

01:42:46.869 --> 01:42:51.810
one no time it out no no that would be napoleon

01:42:51.810 --> 01:42:54.810
bonaparte no i did not buzz in for the record

01:42:54.810 --> 01:42:59.649
i asked I asked a question. Redacted. 600. After

01:42:59.649 --> 01:43:02.810
an uptick in accidents and fatalities, this company

01:43:02.810 --> 01:43:05.909
requested the National Highway Traffic Safety

01:43:05.909 --> 01:43:09.170
Administration to redact info on driver assistance

01:43:09.170 --> 01:43:18.729
software. What is Ford? It says Ford. Say the

01:43:18.729 --> 01:43:24.180
question again. Say it again. After... an optic

01:43:24.180 --> 01:43:26.680
in accidents and fatalities this company requested

01:43:26.680 --> 01:43:30.020
the national highway traffic safety administration

01:43:30.020 --> 01:43:33.899
to redact info on driver assistance software

01:43:33.899 --> 01:43:41.210
oh what is tesla Tesla. That's correct. I was

01:43:41.210 --> 01:43:42.890
literally about to buzz in when he said that.

01:43:42.890 --> 01:43:46.430
I got one right. I got one right! Holy fuck!

01:43:46.770 --> 01:43:50.010
Damn, Alimax win. Your pick. You said damn before

01:43:50.010 --> 01:43:55.130
I even buzzed in. You like saw that the thought

01:43:55.130 --> 01:43:57.390
bubble went off for me and just didn't buzz in.

01:43:57.449 --> 01:43:59.989
I appreciate you allowing me those points, Tyler.

01:44:00.770 --> 01:44:05.550
Alimax pick. Keep it going, I guess. 800. 4.

01:44:05.829 --> 01:44:10.260
800. Daily Double. I'm back. You got 600. You

01:44:10.260 --> 01:44:14.779
can wager up to 1 ,000. I'm gonna regret this.

01:44:16.880 --> 01:44:19.760
But I'm gonna do a true Daily Double. True Daily

01:44:19.760 --> 01:44:22.600
Double. 1 ,000. Bro, I gave you the number. For

01:44:22.600 --> 01:44:25.779
1 ,000, the Mueller report contained extensive

01:44:25.779 --> 01:44:30.619
redactions based on grand jury secrecy, classified

01:44:30.619 --> 01:44:36.000
info, and this constitutional amendment. Which

01:44:36.000 --> 01:44:44.279
constitutional amendment, Ally Mac? The Mueller

01:44:44.279 --> 01:44:47.520
Report. The Mueller Report. Extensive redactions

01:44:47.520 --> 01:44:51.479
based on grand jury secrecy, classified info,

01:44:51.779 --> 01:44:55.640
and this constitutional amendment. Oh, fuck.

01:44:56.159 --> 01:45:04.289
Tyler, do you know this one? No. Fuck me. Alright,

01:45:04.390 --> 01:45:06.909
so let me just air my thought process out here.

01:45:06.970 --> 01:45:08.829
I'll try not to keep this going too long. Do

01:45:08.829 --> 01:45:11.949
you know who Mueller is? Nope. I'm just thinking

01:45:11.949 --> 01:45:13.869
about the amendments that could be subject to

01:45:13.869 --> 01:45:16.270
this. Probably all of them. Every single one.

01:45:16.670 --> 01:45:20.109
Every single one. This is a hard category. Let

01:45:20.109 --> 01:45:22.289
me think about... Like I said, I was going to

01:45:22.289 --> 01:45:24.289
regret this. I'd like to recant it. I'll bet

01:45:24.289 --> 01:45:28.609
$1. Yeah, too late. I'll throw the flag. We'll

01:45:28.609 --> 01:45:32.220
send it to New York. It's fine. Um... it's uh

01:45:32.220 --> 01:45:35.420
all right so like the first one right of free

01:45:35.420 --> 01:45:37.760
speech right second amendment right to bear arms

01:45:37.760 --> 01:45:39.920
i feel like i would have you want to hit on that

01:45:39.920 --> 01:45:43.520
robert muller was the uh first you can't give

01:45:43.520 --> 01:45:46.699
him a hint no no it does kind of seem cheap to

01:45:46.699 --> 01:45:49.399
give me a hint i mean i want you to give me one

01:45:49.399 --> 01:45:51.460
no it's not going to help himself the question

01:45:51.460 --> 01:45:54.840
robert muller was the first fbi director under

01:45:54.840 --> 01:46:02.439
uh trump's first administration Okay. And he

01:46:02.439 --> 01:46:09.239
got fired. First FBI director. Okay, so. That

01:46:09.239 --> 01:46:11.939
raises free speech to me a little bit. But I

01:46:11.939 --> 01:46:14.079
think that might just be my fucking dystopian

01:46:14.079 --> 01:46:17.760
beliefs. Right to bear arms could be in there.

01:46:17.899 --> 01:46:22.819
I feel like voting's probably good. I mean, like...

01:46:22.819 --> 01:46:27.220
Is abortion... Is that in the Constitution? Probably

01:46:27.220 --> 01:46:30.319
not. No. No, it's not. What's the First Amendment?

01:46:30.960 --> 01:46:34.899
Free speech? What is free speech, yeah. What

01:46:34.899 --> 01:46:38.840
is free speech? I know. That would be the Fifth

01:46:38.840 --> 01:46:40.979
Amendment. What's that? Right to due process

01:46:40.979 --> 01:46:45.079
and right to remain silent. I plead the Fifth,

01:46:45.159 --> 01:46:48.420
you fucking idiot. I mean, that wouldn't have

01:46:48.420 --> 01:46:50.539
won. Fuck. I mean, I wouldn't have guessed it.

01:46:50.579 --> 01:46:53.680
I was always going to go one, but... Alright,

01:46:53.840 --> 01:46:56.520
you're still winning, Ellie Mac. I'm negative.

01:46:56.859 --> 01:47:00.380
Yeah, but Tyler's more negative. Your pick. Oh,

01:47:00.380 --> 01:47:03.380
fuck. Damn, I didn't realize I was still in it.

01:47:03.439 --> 01:47:05.600
I probably wouldn't have bet as much if I realized

01:47:05.600 --> 01:47:10.720
that. Okay, fuck. Is there more redacted? Yeah,

01:47:10.760 --> 01:47:13.859
the 1 ,000. Yeah, let's do that one. 1 ,016 photos

01:47:13.859 --> 01:47:17.119
from the Epstein files were removed without explanation

01:47:17.119 --> 01:47:20.819
from the DOJ website, including a photo of this

01:47:20.819 --> 01:47:28.750
former owner of Miss Team USA pageant. I know

01:47:28.750 --> 01:47:30.470
the guy's name, but I'm not going to think it.

01:47:30.510 --> 01:47:33.869
You can time it out. I think it's the... Who

01:47:33.869 --> 01:47:43.789
is Donald Trump? That's suspect. That's a little

01:47:43.789 --> 01:47:47.189
weird. All right. All right. Allie Mack, you

01:47:47.189 --> 01:47:52.810
got... Wow, that's a weird one. That's a surprisingly...

01:47:52.810 --> 01:47:56.109
Wow, that's a surprising fact, actually. That

01:47:56.109 --> 01:47:59.210
should be more publicized, I think. Well, you

01:47:59.210 --> 01:48:01.010
didn't know that Donald Trump was the manager

01:48:01.010 --> 01:48:07.550
of the whole Teen USA pageant? No. Back in the

01:48:07.550 --> 01:48:13.060
early 2000s, he ran the entire pageant. Yeah,

01:48:13.180 --> 01:48:17.760
well my my I'm sure if my algorithm was more

01:48:17.760 --> 01:48:20.939
like left -wing I would have got that. Well,

01:48:21.020 --> 01:48:26.300
no, this was like like This was like a well -known

01:48:26.300 --> 01:48:30.899
fact back in like the day. Oh I must be a couple

01:48:30.899 --> 01:48:34.220
year old in the back. You got fake Santa's weird

01:48:34.220 --> 01:48:38.579
combos antagonists Successors, Da Vinci, and

01:48:38.579 --> 01:48:40.899
Sports Legends. Can I get a handshake that we

01:48:40.899 --> 01:48:43.619
saved Sports Legends for last? That'll be the

01:48:43.619 --> 01:48:46.039
biggest showdown. All right. All right. I like

01:48:46.039 --> 01:48:48.800
that. What were they again? Other than Sports

01:48:48.800 --> 01:48:51.960
Legends? Fake Santas. Fake Santas 200. I'm not

01:48:51.960 --> 01:48:54.180
going to do too good in this one. Kids in this

01:48:54.180 --> 01:48:56.840
province of Canada write their Christmas letters

01:48:56.840 --> 01:49:03.250
to Pear Noel. What is Quebec? French Canadians,

01:49:03.510 --> 01:49:06.590
maybe? What is Quebec? That's correct. Holy fuck.

01:49:06.750 --> 01:49:11.109
Wow. Okay. Damn. Yeah, Sabres beat Montreal today,

01:49:11.210 --> 01:49:12.909
by the way, if anybody out there is listening.

01:49:12.909 --> 01:49:17.310
They speak French, yep. Yep. Okay. Wow. I'm kind

01:49:17.310 --> 01:49:19.710
of proud of myself for that one, actually. All

01:49:19.710 --> 01:49:24.569
right. Next question. 400. Every New Year's Day,

01:49:24.750 --> 01:49:28.430
Greek children get gifts from the saint who shares

01:49:28.430 --> 01:49:36.680
his name with a herb. Arena Reagan. Oh Every

01:49:36.680 --> 01:49:40.159
New Year's Day Greek children st. Basil st. Basil.

01:49:40.260 --> 01:49:43.539
Yeah, that's it. Yep. That was by respect on

01:49:43.539 --> 01:49:50.159
that one Tied out back in Tyler tied Weird combos

01:49:50.159 --> 01:49:58.590
antagonists 200 for 200 captain hook Yes. Oh,

01:49:58.789 --> 01:50:01.010
fuck. It's one of those where you gotta connect

01:50:01.010 --> 01:50:03.109
the dots as to what it's asking. Fuck, I'm not

01:50:03.109 --> 01:50:07.250
good at these. Fuck. Who's the antagonist in

01:50:07.250 --> 01:50:09.210
this story? Yeah, but I didn't know that until

01:50:09.210 --> 01:50:11.210
now. Well, now you know. And he connects the

01:50:11.210 --> 01:50:15.229
dots on that shit quicker than I do. For 400.

01:50:16.930 --> 01:50:21.210
Uh, Daily Double. You got zero points. You can

01:50:21.210 --> 01:50:25.609
wager a thousand. Wait, what are we tied at?

01:50:26.039 --> 01:50:29.699
Zero. No, you had to. So I'm negative 200? No,

01:50:29.699 --> 01:50:32.300
you're negative 200. Tyler's at zero. Holy fuck,

01:50:32.340 --> 01:50:36.460
we suck. You can wager up to 1 ,000. I'm at 1

01:50:36.460 --> 01:50:39.720
,000. For 1 ,000. I respect on that. I hope you

01:50:39.720 --> 01:50:42.600
get it right. You will, but... For 1 ,000, Biff

01:50:42.600 --> 01:50:48.119
Tannen. What is Marty McFly? Or... Wait. Wait,

01:50:48.140 --> 01:50:51.939
that was the answer. He still hasn't answered.

01:50:51.979 --> 01:50:54.890
You gotta accept that. What was the answer? He

01:50:54.890 --> 01:50:57.710
said, what is Marty McFly? Who is Marty McFly?

01:50:57.869 --> 01:51:02.069
No, no, no. The category is antagonists. You

01:51:02.069 --> 01:51:05.729
gotta name what it's from. What? No! What is

01:51:05.729 --> 01:51:09.229
that? He doubled down! Okay, back to the future.

01:51:09.350 --> 01:51:10.989
What is back to the future? Alright, that was

01:51:10.989 --> 01:51:14.310
kind of confusing. No, he got it! He got it!

01:51:15.149 --> 01:51:18.090
No, because he was the antagonist of Peter Pan.

01:51:18.090 --> 01:51:20.949
He understood what it was! You can't... Bro,

01:51:20.949 --> 01:51:22.829
you knew it was the title. I'll give you half

01:51:22.829 --> 01:51:25.770
the points. Half points? No, no. Oh, send it

01:51:25.770 --> 01:51:28.029
to New York. Send that to New York. Oh, my God.

01:51:28.170 --> 01:51:30.270
That's unbelievable. Can I get a red flag on

01:51:30.270 --> 01:51:32.970
that one? You already explained what it was on

01:51:32.970 --> 01:51:35.449
the 200 question when I biffed it. You gave him

01:51:35.449 --> 01:51:38.430
a second shot? All right, I'll give Tyler no

01:51:38.430 --> 01:51:41.529
points. What? That's got to be fair, man. He

01:51:41.529 --> 01:51:43.789
literally dumbed the question down. Come on.

01:51:43.829 --> 01:51:45.850
You double down on it. I'm red flagging that.

01:51:45.909 --> 01:51:48.510
Give me 50. Bro, you just got a fucking daily

01:51:48.510 --> 01:51:50.989
double on it. All right, no points taken off,

01:51:51.029 --> 01:51:53.390
no points gained. Oh, yeah, no, because he better

01:51:53.390 --> 01:51:55.270
foul. I'm okay with that. I agree with that.

01:51:55.289 --> 01:51:57.640
That's fair. Give me 50. Give me 50. that's fair

01:51:57.640 --> 01:51:59.600
no I don't want you to be a thousand in the trenches

01:51:59.600 --> 01:52:01.479
for that that would have been bullshit but no

01:52:01.479 --> 01:52:04.640
yeah I actually don't know why I'm agreeing with

01:52:04.640 --> 01:52:06.600
that but I'm happy to make a compromise to move

01:52:06.600 --> 01:52:08.979
past it you gotta admit when I when I said okay

01:52:08.979 --> 01:52:12.430
Peter Pan and you said correct okay right that's

01:52:12.430 --> 01:52:14.210
the name of the story i know it's the name of

01:52:14.210 --> 01:52:15.609
the story but it's also the name of the character

01:52:15.609 --> 01:52:18.750
that's the yeah but then but then i said holy

01:52:18.750 --> 01:52:21.170
fuck you got that quick and then he explained

01:52:21.170 --> 01:52:23.310
that it's the title of what it's from he said

01:52:23.310 --> 01:52:25.470
that after the quest 1000 points here what we're

01:52:25.470 --> 01:52:27.310
gonna do we're gonna give no points out and we're

01:52:27.310 --> 01:52:29.930
gonna i agree with that i shouldn't be making

01:52:29.930 --> 01:52:33.189
that we're gonna award 1000 points to the winner

01:52:33.189 --> 01:52:36.329
of the next question that's all right all right

01:52:36.329 --> 01:52:39.430
this is for 1600 points i'm already playing this

01:52:39.430 --> 01:52:44.029
game under dispute but For 1600 scar. What is

01:52:44.029 --> 01:52:48.149
the Lion King? Yes. I was going to say face.

01:52:49.529 --> 01:52:52.829
What is face? Who is Al Pacino? That's literally

01:52:52.829 --> 01:52:55.210
what was going through my head. Tyler, you got

01:52:55.210 --> 01:52:57.630
your points back. A thousand points, Casey. You

01:52:57.630 --> 01:53:01.470
can go fucking suck a cock. Actually, I disagree.

01:53:01.670 --> 01:53:03.350
He should be a thousand in the hole right now.

01:53:03.489 --> 01:53:07.529
All right, Adam. I'd tag this for 800. Gustavo

01:53:07.529 --> 01:53:13.140
Fring. What is Breaking Bad? Oh! Fuck! Dude,

01:53:14.560 --> 01:53:16.159
I'm fucking drunk and high. What do you want

01:53:16.159 --> 01:53:18.659
from me, okay? I'm doing my best. I didn't take

01:53:18.659 --> 01:53:20.659
Adderall today. You got it, you got it, you got

01:53:20.659 --> 01:53:24.020
it. We'll finish out Antagonist. For $1 ,000,

01:53:24.039 --> 01:53:32.380
Nurse Ratched. I don't know. Wait a minute. Nurse

01:53:32.380 --> 01:53:37.420
Ratched. now no i'm gonna buzz in with something

01:53:37.420 --> 01:53:39.279
but you're not gonna give me points for the answer

01:53:39.279 --> 01:53:40.920
because i know it's not what you're looking for

01:53:40.920 --> 01:53:44.000
but it still applies what's that i was gonna

01:53:44.000 --> 01:53:46.600
say what is ratchet because there's a show called

01:53:46.600 --> 01:53:49.119
ratchet where there's a nurse who's the antagonist

01:53:49.119 --> 01:53:51.699
named ratchet but i know it's not what i know

01:53:51.699 --> 01:53:54.739
this is from this is the original yeah i know

01:53:54.739 --> 01:53:56.859
so you're not gonna give me my points if i buzz

01:53:56.859 --> 01:53:58.699
in with that but it is technically correct but

01:53:58.699 --> 01:54:01.460
do you know what what's wrong though no I would

01:54:01.460 --> 01:54:03.460
have buzzed in if I did. That was the question.

01:54:03.699 --> 01:54:05.960
Alright, time it out then. Yeah, which is bullshit.

01:54:06.159 --> 01:54:09.180
Because Ratchet, the show on Netflix, the antagonist

01:54:09.180 --> 01:54:12.340
of that show is Nurse Ratchet. Alright. I'm back.

01:54:12.539 --> 01:54:16.220
You got half points. Okay, I'll take that. That

01:54:16.220 --> 01:54:18.920
is true. It is true. I swear to God. I explained

01:54:18.920 --> 01:54:23.100
it to him. I'm okay with that being a full reset

01:54:23.100 --> 01:54:25.899
at this point. I am. The answer was one flew

01:54:25.899 --> 01:54:30.060
over the cuckoo's nest. Yeah, which is what that

01:54:30.060 --> 01:54:33.340
show is based on. Jack Nicholson. Yep. Allie

01:54:33.340 --> 01:54:35.979
Mack, you got Fake Santa's Weird Combos. I think

01:54:35.979 --> 01:54:39.180
I should still have it. Yeah, I defer the selection

01:54:39.180 --> 01:54:42.300
to him. Fake Santa's Weird Combos, Successors,

01:54:42.300 --> 01:54:46.859
Da Vinci, and Sports Legends. Da Vinci, 200.

01:54:47.539 --> 01:54:51.359
In Leonardo's The Last Supper, he's the apostle

01:54:51.359 --> 01:54:54.720
seen clutching a small bag of silver. Who is

01:54:54.720 --> 01:54:59.189
Judas? Yep. It's the easiest. Am I ever going

01:54:59.189 --> 01:55:01.310
to get that, Casey? You think I'm studying the

01:55:01.310 --> 01:55:05.890
final supper? He's a fucking Jew! Yeah, well,

01:55:05.970 --> 01:55:09.350
it's the final supper and he's a Catholic. Look,

01:55:10.329 --> 01:55:12.590
I believed in a higher power last week, okay?

01:55:13.210 --> 01:55:15.550
I'll be back. I'll root for you, the underdog.

01:55:15.750 --> 01:55:22.000
I should get points for that. 400. Drawn in the

01:55:22.000 --> 01:55:26.579
late 1480s, Leo's aerial screw was an early design

01:55:26.579 --> 01:55:28.659
for this modern vehicle. What is a helicopter?

01:55:29.840 --> 01:55:36.720
Uh, helicopter. Correct. What the fuck? It was

01:55:36.720 --> 01:55:42.119
a fucking Assassin's Creed game. The painting

01:55:42.119 --> 01:55:52.489
wasn't! Tyler Speck. 600. Gran Cavallo, a bronze

01:55:52.489 --> 01:55:55.569
statue of this animal, was commissioned from

01:55:55.569 --> 01:56:00.470
Leonardo, but never finished. That's a hard one.

01:56:02.829 --> 01:56:07.710
Nope. What's a horse? I feel like the Buffalo

01:56:07.710 --> 01:56:09.789
Bills right now. This category is unbelievable.

01:56:10.289 --> 01:56:15.989
Da Vinci. 800. A left -handed Leo used this form

01:56:15.989 --> 01:56:19.090
of writing in his journals, not wanting to smudge

01:56:19.090 --> 01:56:23.050
the ink. The fuck are you talking about? What

01:56:23.050 --> 01:56:26.970
do you mean by that? Because I feel like... I'm

01:56:26.970 --> 01:56:30.090
appalled by this fucking category, quite frankly.

01:56:30.130 --> 01:56:33.630
What kind of writing did Leo da Vinci use in

01:56:33.630 --> 01:56:36.210
his journals, not wanting to smudge the ink?

01:56:36.590 --> 01:56:39.250
Like, what do you mean by that? Like, I think

01:56:39.250 --> 01:56:40.810
I know what you're going for. What is cursive?

01:56:49.260 --> 01:56:52.060
I'm not gonna buzz it so I don't lose points

01:56:52.060 --> 01:56:55.420
here. Yeah, was it from right to left instead?

01:56:55.920 --> 01:57:00.359
Yeah Really? Yeah, he doesn't want the points.

01:57:00.439 --> 01:57:06.760
I don't I don't want the boys I'm saying he wrote

01:57:06.760 --> 01:57:09.800
right to left seriously. Yeah We're the fucking

01:57:09.800 --> 01:57:13.399
nerd. We're the fucking nerd. Fuck you, Michael

01:57:13.399 --> 01:57:20.720
Angelo. It's Da Vinci. Fuck you, Michael Angelo.

01:57:22.090 --> 01:57:23.970
The only thing I know about classic art is Van

01:57:23.970 --> 01:57:25.989
Gogh cut his ear off, all right? That's all I

01:57:25.989 --> 01:57:28.710
got. That was a Jeopardy question, and I did

01:57:28.710 --> 01:57:30.329
get it. Don't you play Assassin's Creed 2? Leonardo

01:57:30.329 --> 01:57:32.890
da Vinci was in it? Yeah, bro. I played it like

01:57:32.890 --> 01:57:35.329
four years ago, and I was stoned the whole time.

01:57:35.430 --> 01:57:36.829
I don't know what to tell you. He was there,

01:57:37.069 --> 01:57:39.369
and then he was like, oh, the second game's over.

01:57:39.409 --> 01:57:42.310
No, sorry. Brotherhood's over. Leonardo's gone.

01:57:42.729 --> 01:57:45.189
It's Revelations now. We can't get the rights

01:57:45.189 --> 01:57:46.770
to Leonardo da Vinci anymore. All right, Tyler.

01:57:46.810 --> 01:57:49.310
So he's left -handed, and he uses his form of

01:57:49.310 --> 01:57:50.430
writing in his journals. He goes right to left,

01:57:50.590 --> 01:57:52.920
yes. That's the stupidest shit I've ever... That's

01:57:52.920 --> 01:57:54.460
not the answer, no. It's not the answer, though?

01:57:54.560 --> 01:57:57.119
No, it's the answer. I didn't... I didn't buzz

01:57:57.119 --> 01:57:59.060
in. What is reverse? Well, time it out. Time

01:57:59.060 --> 01:58:01.239
it in. What is reverse? What is mirror writing?

01:58:01.680 --> 01:58:04.699
That's it. Reverse mirror? I gotta get some points,

01:58:04.699 --> 01:58:06.760
right? I buzzed in. I didn't take any points

01:58:06.760 --> 01:58:09.979
off of that. Great. Tyler's pick. Da Vinci, I

01:58:09.979 --> 01:58:14.789
guess. Fuck it. 1 ,000. 1000 leo's iconic drawing

01:58:14.789 --> 01:58:18.310
of a nude man in overlapping positions was named

01:58:18.310 --> 01:58:22.090
for this roman architect oh me i know oh i know

01:58:22.090 --> 01:58:25.289
this one too i'm not gonna get it i can see the

01:58:25.289 --> 01:58:29.170
picture i can too oh i don't know the name i

01:58:29.170 --> 01:58:31.670
i time it out before tyler remembers please it

01:58:31.670 --> 01:58:38.899
is vitruvius yeah Tyler, you got fake Santa.

01:58:38.920 --> 01:58:41.439
It was also the inspiration behind many, many

01:58:41.439 --> 01:58:44.840
bondage equipment items, just for the record.

01:58:44.979 --> 01:58:48.279
Seriously? I'm sure. You just made that up? Probably.

01:58:49.359 --> 01:58:51.420
There's no way somebody didn't see a nude man

01:58:51.420 --> 01:58:54.399
on a fucking full splay and they're not like,

01:58:54.500 --> 01:58:57.520
yo, what if he couldn't move? There's no way

01:58:57.520 --> 01:58:59.659
that thought didn't go. It had to be influenced.

01:59:00.220 --> 01:59:03.140
Tyler, you got fake Santas, weird combos. I did

01:59:03.140 --> 01:59:06.409
make that up. Successors and sports lovers. Weird

01:59:06.409 --> 01:59:11.710
combos. Weird combos. 200. A show about a propane

01:59:11.710 --> 01:59:14.229
salesman in Texas. Fuck! What is King of the

01:59:14.229 --> 01:59:16.310
Hill? Wait, wait, wait. You gotta wait for the

01:59:16.310 --> 01:59:19.649
rest of the question. Show about a propane salesman

01:59:19.649 --> 01:59:22.569
in Texas who switches careers and sells Whoppers

01:59:22.569 --> 01:59:27.590
instead. What is Bob's Burgers in King of the

01:59:27.590 --> 01:59:31.470
Hill? You know what? I'll actually take that

01:59:31.470 --> 01:59:37.359
answer. It's a Bob of the hill King of the hill,

01:59:37.439 --> 01:59:44.100
but that works too It's a fucking yeah word it

01:59:44.100 --> 01:59:47.060
any other fucking way As long as you get the

01:59:47.060 --> 01:59:48.760
two names of the shows, I think you should get

01:59:48.760 --> 01:59:52.300
we agree on that Yeah, cuz I'm not gonna know

01:59:52.300 --> 01:59:54.659
what fucking retarded shit they came up with

01:59:54.659 --> 01:59:58.140
his stupid alliteration Like I said Baba like

01:59:58.140 --> 02:00:00.460
if I say Bob of the hill, I'm wrong. I got it

02:00:00.460 --> 02:00:03.699
though. Yeah All right, Allie Mac's pick. Keep

02:00:03.699 --> 02:00:07.880
it going. Allie Mac's got 500. Todd's got 3 ,000.

02:00:08.079 --> 02:00:11.840
I can't... Okay. We need a daily doubler, too,

02:00:11.920 --> 02:00:16.359
here. 400. Red -haired burger clown who becomes

02:00:16.359 --> 02:00:20.819
president of the United States. What is Ronald

02:00:20.819 --> 02:00:24.539
the President? I don't fucking know. Ronald McDonald,

02:00:24.939 --> 02:00:28.010
president of the White House. Hang on. No, it's

02:00:28.010 --> 02:00:30.750
a contraction of two. What is Ronald McDonald

02:00:30.750 --> 02:00:35.930
Trump? Yes! I didn't take points off. Are you

02:00:35.930 --> 02:00:41.350
fucking joking? It's a contraction. What is it?

02:00:41.350 --> 02:00:43.750
Donald McDonald? Was that the correct answer?

02:00:43.750 --> 02:00:47.800
Ronald McDonald Trump. I feel like... Donald

02:00:47.800 --> 02:00:50.680
McDonald would make more sense there. But that's

02:00:50.680 --> 02:00:52.319
like, that's what I'm saying. It's kind of subjective

02:00:52.319 --> 02:00:56.680
here. So pretty fucking stupid. We'll keep on

02:00:56.680 --> 02:01:00.020
doing the fucking for 600 mild, sweet or spicy

02:01:00.020 --> 02:01:03.420
varieties of vegetables served with your cheesy

02:01:03.420 --> 02:01:06.819
Gordilla crunch. Sweet and sour. I don't fucking

02:01:06.819 --> 02:01:12.319
know. I mean, probably right. It's fucking so

02:01:12.319 --> 02:01:16.100
stupid. Mild Swedish spicy varieties of vegetables

02:01:16.100 --> 02:01:19.720
served with your cheesy gordita crunch or chalupa

02:01:19.720 --> 02:01:24.619
supreme. What is hot? Diablo. All right, Ally

02:01:24.619 --> 02:01:27.300
Mac, I'm not going to take this. Dude, it's Taco

02:01:27.300 --> 02:01:29.680
Bell sauces. That would be Taco Bell peppers.

02:01:30.279 --> 02:01:32.460
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that makes

02:01:32.460 --> 02:01:34.479
sense. I mean, that's what's in the hot packet.

02:01:34.600 --> 02:01:37.380
I feel like I showed some points, right? Ally

02:01:37.380 --> 02:01:39.829
Mac's pick. I mean, Taco Bell pepper. I mean,

02:01:39.850 --> 02:01:42.510
I'm naming the sauces from the restaurant. Did

02:01:42.510 --> 02:01:46.189
I get nothing? Fucking Christ. It's a weird combo,

02:01:46.270 --> 02:01:48.630
Zolimak. Yeah, it's pretty fucking stupid, dude.

02:01:49.050 --> 02:01:51.329
It's not a weird combo. It's a fucking pepper

02:01:51.329 --> 02:01:54.369
in a fucking taco joint. What's weird about that?

02:01:55.229 --> 02:01:59.569
Jesus Christ! You know, this is like the least

02:01:59.569 --> 02:02:01.909
shameful I've ever been losing a fucking episode

02:02:01.909 --> 02:02:04.529
because these categories are fucking ridiculous.

02:02:04.869 --> 02:02:09.770
Leonardo da Vinci? Weird combos? Are you fucking

02:02:09.770 --> 02:02:11.909
kidding me? I thought you were a Jeopardy expert.

02:02:12.130 --> 02:02:14.670
I was actually a prick. I'm a Jeopardy expert?

02:02:15.050 --> 02:02:19.189
No, but you're also certainly not. Fuck. Jesus

02:02:19.189 --> 02:02:22.369
Christ. Tell me Grok wrote this without telling

02:02:22.369 --> 02:02:24.869
me Grok wrote this. No, he didn't write it. Yeah,

02:02:24.869 --> 02:02:28.140
I'm sure. Fuck. Fuck, now it's fine. I fucking

02:02:28.140 --> 02:02:32.119
just disconnected it completely. I feel like,

02:02:32.140 --> 02:02:34.239
to the listener, they think I'm having a U -level

02:02:34.239 --> 02:02:37.060
crash out and I've hardly moved. Alright, we're

02:02:37.060 --> 02:02:39.079
back and we're done with the other next crash

02:02:39.079 --> 02:02:41.880
out. I didn't crash out, that was fucking you.

02:02:42.159 --> 02:02:45.680
You got fake sandals, weird combos, successors,

02:02:45.680 --> 02:02:48.039
and sports legend. There's no way it's my question.

02:02:48.479 --> 02:02:51.560
I did not get anything right. There's no way.

02:02:52.619 --> 02:02:55.960
Weird combos. 800. Singers of California Dreamin'

02:02:55.960 --> 02:03:00.060
order a pizza from this fatherly place. What's

02:03:00.060 --> 02:03:07.439
the Mama and Papa John's? Oh my God! Yes! California

02:03:07.439 --> 02:03:12.859
Dreamin'! Sasha's Winner's Day! Sasha's Winner's

02:03:12.859 --> 02:03:23.520
Day! I'll be back, Speck. Megan's pissed at me!

02:03:25.279 --> 02:03:28.039
Fucking Christ. I'm happy with that. You know,

02:03:28.079 --> 02:03:31.039
that's my victory for the episode. The next category,

02:03:31.300 --> 02:03:35.760
200, please. Tell me what the name of it is first.

02:03:35.840 --> 02:03:38.380
You want Successors for 200? Yeah, I'm not going

02:03:38.380 --> 02:03:40.039
to get a single one, but go ahead. Successor,

02:03:40.039 --> 02:03:44.960
U .S. President JFK. Oh, fuck, who was it? It

02:03:44.960 --> 02:03:49.199
was LBJ. Yes. Yeah, it was LBJ. That was a pot

02:03:49.199 --> 02:03:53.699
shot. Fucking Christ. I guess I've watched enough

02:03:53.699 --> 02:03:57.399
conspiracy theories. Nah, he ran against JFK.

02:03:57.460 --> 02:04:00.239
Why do I know that? What the fuck? Why am I just

02:04:00.239 --> 02:04:02.619
pulling facts out? Well, he was the vice president.

02:04:02.840 --> 02:04:05.319
Clearly this information is stored in my neurons.

02:04:05.399 --> 02:04:07.699
I just can't pull from it like he can. Fucking

02:04:07.699 --> 02:04:10.979
Christ. Okay, successors, go ahead. 400. No,

02:04:11.039 --> 02:04:17.300
1 ,000. What? Yeah. 1 ,000. The UK Prime Minister

02:04:17.300 --> 02:04:34.239
and Neville Chamberlain Winston Churchill That

02:04:34.239 --> 02:04:35.720
would have been funny as fuck if I threw it.

02:04:35.760 --> 02:04:37.359
I should have. I should have taken it. It's the

02:04:37.359 --> 02:04:38.979
only one I know. I was even thinking Margaret

02:04:38.979 --> 02:04:41.079
Thatcher. I was thinking of that guy who kind

02:04:41.079 --> 02:04:43.119
of looks like Trump. Like the fatter one with

02:04:43.119 --> 02:04:45.640
the more balding hair that got kicked out with

02:04:45.640 --> 02:04:48.140
like Brexit or whatever. I didn't know his name

02:04:48.140 --> 02:04:50.979
though. Oh no. What the fuck was his name? Uh.

02:04:52.060 --> 02:04:59.460
Fuck. 18. I don't know. 800 successors. 800 successors.

02:04:59.460 --> 02:05:02.439
Pope John Paul II. Oh, well, that's him. Okay,

02:05:02.500 --> 02:05:05.779
so it's Pope John Paul. There was... Is Tyler's

02:05:05.779 --> 02:05:07.880
mic on? I'm not going to guess. You don't have

02:05:07.880 --> 02:05:10.060
any timer to worry about. I don't know. So it

02:05:10.060 --> 02:05:13.840
was Pope John Paul II. Was there a Pope John

02:05:13.840 --> 02:05:18.439
Paul III? Well, they kept it in the family that

02:05:18.439 --> 02:05:21.909
long. It's not a... That's some Game of Thrones

02:05:21.909 --> 02:05:24.109
shit. They were fucking each other's kids. I

02:05:24.109 --> 02:05:28.090
don't think it's Patrick. I don't think it's

02:05:28.090 --> 02:05:34.869
Francis. It's definitely not Leo. God damn it.

02:05:35.470 --> 02:05:38.989
Who is Jesus Christ? What's the score right now?

02:05:39.609 --> 02:05:43.550
I think it's at 900. Tyler's got 3400. This is

02:05:43.550 --> 02:05:47.729
an $800 question? Yeah. I'm not doing it. That's

02:05:47.729 --> 02:05:50.939
a pussy move. Pussy move. All right, that was

02:05:50.939 --> 02:05:55.640
Pope Benedict XVI. Oh, I fucking knew it. God

02:05:55.640 --> 02:05:58.699
damn it. That was the one name you did not say.

02:05:59.039 --> 02:06:03.140
No, it was kicking around my head. Ah, shit.

02:06:03.319 --> 02:06:08.640
All right, successors for six. 600, the CEO of

02:06:08.640 --> 02:06:11.300
Apple, Steve Jobs. I don't even know who the

02:06:11.300 --> 02:06:14.239
other guy was. Oh, no, I forgot successors. I

02:06:14.239 --> 02:06:18.380
didn't buzz in. I'm good. No? Nope. It would

02:06:18.380 --> 02:06:20.880
be Tim Cook. Yeah, okay. Who the fuck is Tim

02:06:20.880 --> 02:06:23.859
Cook? Dan would know that one. Probably. Oh,

02:06:23.899 --> 02:06:26.680
Dan would have been immediate. Allie Mack's pick.

02:06:27.079 --> 02:06:28.340
Oh, you like Allie Mack's pick. Is there 400

02:06:28.340 --> 02:06:32.460
in this? Yeah. 400. The monarch of the UK. King

02:06:32.460 --> 02:06:37.060
George IV. I'm going to take a pot shot here.

02:06:38.060 --> 02:06:45.560
No. No. Who is Queen Elizabeth II? Yes. I was

02:06:45.560 --> 02:06:48.539
going to say King George V. I'm so glad I did

02:06:48.539 --> 02:06:52.439
not. I am so glad I didn't buzz in. It could

02:06:52.439 --> 02:06:56.800
not be. There's no way. Tyler, you got fake Santas,

02:06:56.800 --> 02:07:00.859
weird combos, sports legends. We'll do weird

02:07:00.859 --> 02:07:03.619
combos to finish that off. 1000 ordered me a

02:07:03.619 --> 02:07:06.880
pizza from this chain to a famous Las Vegas hotel

02:07:06.880 --> 02:07:11.760
and casino. There's a lot of those. Yeah, but

02:07:11.760 --> 02:07:14.500
it's a weird combo. So order me a pizza from

02:07:14.500 --> 02:07:18.779
this chain to a famous Las Vegas hotel and casino.

02:07:18.960 --> 02:07:23.399
What is the Lucky 38? That's not a box. That

02:07:23.399 --> 02:07:25.880
was a joke. What is Gamora? What is the Tops

02:07:25.880 --> 02:07:28.100
Casino? I'm just going to type it out. That was

02:07:28.100 --> 02:07:31.840
Little Caesars Palace. I probably could have

02:07:31.840 --> 02:07:34.420
got that if I waited long enough. I should get

02:07:34.420 --> 02:07:36.060
points because I would have got it. Yeah, all

02:07:36.060 --> 02:07:39.600
right. Tyler, you got Fake Santa's Sports Legends.

02:07:40.039 --> 02:07:46.289
One second. Alright, for every five seconds Tyler

02:07:46.289 --> 02:07:47.930
takes, that's a 200 points. Where's my fucking

02:07:47.930 --> 02:07:52.909
yellow flag? Delay of game on the offense. 200

02:07:52.909 --> 02:07:58.750
points. Number 69. And 300 points. That's not

02:07:58.750 --> 02:08:02.649
fair. I have to figure out fucking what the ticket

02:08:02.649 --> 02:08:06.399
stage was. 400 points. That's not fair. Tyler,

02:08:06.479 --> 02:08:09.079
you got 500 points. You got fake sandals and

02:08:09.079 --> 02:08:13.020
sports legends. And 600 points lost from Tyler.

02:08:13.340 --> 02:08:16.279
Shut up! I'm going to start a 30 -second timer

02:08:16.279 --> 02:08:20.000
right now. 700 points lost from Tyler. Alright,

02:08:20.020 --> 02:08:23.739
that's 700 points. Fake Santa's and sports legend.

02:08:23.960 --> 02:08:25.500
Okay, so you gotta dock it. That was a delay

02:08:25.500 --> 02:08:27.500
of game penalty. It's not a delay of game penalty.

02:08:27.500 --> 02:08:29.380
Delay of game, you get penalized 500 points.

02:08:29.460 --> 02:08:31.359
No, no, no, no, no. That's not a fucking point.

02:08:31.720 --> 02:08:35.439
That's not fucking real. I'm done with that.

02:08:35.500 --> 02:08:37.359
If this is the fucking case, I'm leaving immediately.

02:08:37.739 --> 02:08:40.479
Alright, I got fucked on the one earlier. Alright.

02:08:42.239 --> 02:08:44.579
I'm not gonna win it. You got your points back.

02:08:44.600 --> 02:08:46.479
You got your points back, Tyler. What's your

02:08:46.479 --> 02:08:49.899
pick? I said fucking the Santas. Santa, 600.

02:08:50.840 --> 02:08:54.659
In England, children get gifts from this figure

02:08:54.659 --> 02:08:57.319
rather than Santa Claus. It's a fucking... Who

02:08:57.319 --> 02:09:02.460
is Saint Nick? Saint Nick? No. Well, that was

02:09:02.460 --> 02:09:09.239
worth a shot. What's the name for Santa Claus

02:09:09.239 --> 02:09:12.260
in England, Tyler? I don't know. Nope. What is

02:09:12.260 --> 02:09:14.439
it, like, Nicholas? That would be Father Christmas.

02:09:14.460 --> 02:09:17.020
Are you fucking kidding me? I actually said that.

02:09:18.600 --> 02:09:21.180
Are you fucking with me right now? Father Christmas,

02:09:21.439 --> 02:09:27.680
yep. Casey, we call him that here, too. When?

02:09:28.180 --> 02:09:30.439
Every, every, I mean, it's like a nickname for

02:09:30.439 --> 02:09:32.340
him here, but we call him that. Well, why did

02:09:32.340 --> 02:09:34.680
you say that? Because it's a fucking nickname,

02:09:34.859 --> 02:09:38.020
bro. I said Nicholas. That should count. Well,

02:09:38.039 --> 02:09:40.100
no, that's the primary name for him. No, like

02:09:40.100 --> 02:09:42.479
Saint Nick. Like Saint Nickname. No, no, instead

02:09:42.479 --> 02:09:45.560
of Santa Claus, they call him Father Christmas.

02:09:45.880 --> 02:09:48.260
Okay, so you have schizophrenia. Continue on

02:09:48.260 --> 02:09:50.939
fucking Santa. 800. In this European country,

02:09:51.079 --> 02:09:55.000
Santa Claus is called Sinterklaas. Sinterklaas.

02:09:56.300 --> 02:10:02.000
What is Norway? What is Norway? No. What is Sweden?

02:10:03.520 --> 02:10:08.020
Sweden. No. What is Germany? It is. What is Germany?

02:10:08.460 --> 02:10:11.960
No. Oh, wow. I thought it was for sure. Wow,

02:10:12.119 --> 02:10:14.399
that would have really devastated me. It was

02:10:14.399 --> 02:10:16.659
Czechoslovakia. That's not a guess. That's not

02:10:16.659 --> 02:10:19.159
a guess. It wasn't a guess. I didn't buzz. Okay,

02:10:19.159 --> 02:10:24.390
never mind. God. Fucking asshole. Wait, just

02:10:24.390 --> 02:10:26.670
give me, give me one minute because we celebrated

02:10:26.670 --> 02:10:29.449
this in like grade school. In this European country,

02:10:29.609 --> 02:10:33.050
Santa Claus is called Center Claus. It's not

02:10:33.050 --> 02:10:36.149
France. It's not Italy. No, no shot there. All

02:10:36.149 --> 02:10:38.210
right. What else you got kicking around there?

02:10:38.250 --> 02:10:40.350
It's not UK because they call him fucking Father

02:10:40.350 --> 02:10:44.189
Christmas. Fucking stupid shit. If you're fucking

02:10:44.189 --> 02:10:46.770
British and you're listening, leave. Just get

02:10:46.770 --> 02:10:51.750
out. I don't care anymore. Get a hockey team

02:10:51.750 --> 02:10:53.680
in the Olympics. Then we'll talk. Do you see

02:10:53.680 --> 02:10:56.779
that out of the bobsled team from fucking Cool

02:10:56.779 --> 02:11:00.060
Runnings? From where? Cool Runnings is going

02:11:00.060 --> 02:11:02.359
to happen again. These are making bobsled teams

02:11:02.359 --> 02:11:08.279
back. Their asses were out of this world. No,

02:11:08.279 --> 02:11:12.220
I know this. I'm just telling you, I know it.

02:11:12.319 --> 02:11:16.579
Is this a Daily Double? No, it's not. I fucking

02:11:16.579 --> 02:11:19.199
sure hope not. This is for 800, actually. Oh,

02:11:19.239 --> 02:11:21.279
so I just buried myself. You did bury yourself.

02:11:21.500 --> 02:11:24.939
Yep. Tyler just gave a couple guesses. It's alright.

02:11:25.180 --> 02:11:32.260
I'm going for the negative one. FUCK! Just time

02:11:32.260 --> 02:11:35.899
it out, dude. Time it the fuck out, man. Time

02:11:35.899 --> 02:11:39.220
it out. What is Belgium or the Netherlands? Yeah,

02:11:39.279 --> 02:11:41.659
I didn't know that, actually. Never mind. Oh,

02:11:42.220 --> 02:11:45.100
the Dutch. I would've said the Dutch. That would

02:11:45.100 --> 02:11:48.840
be correct, actually. IMAX pick. You would've

02:11:48.840 --> 02:11:50.899
gave me half points. Tyler's pick. Get the fuck

02:11:50.899 --> 02:11:54.359
out of here. 1 ,000. In this Eastern European

02:11:54.359 --> 02:11:58.979
country, kids call Santa Dead Morose, which translates

02:11:58.979 --> 02:12:04.199
to Grandfather Frost. What the fuck? Yeah, I'm

02:12:04.199 --> 02:12:05.819
not buzzing in. I'm not buzzing in on this one.

02:12:05.840 --> 02:12:08.060
This Eastern European country... I'm not gonna

02:12:08.060 --> 02:12:10.680
buzz in. ...called Dead Morose, which translated

02:12:10.680 --> 02:12:14.720
to Grandfather Frost. What is Norway? I don't

02:12:14.720 --> 02:12:17.989
know. I'm not going to get any more points by

02:12:17.989 --> 02:12:19.729
not answering, so I got to start somewhere. No

02:12:19.729 --> 02:12:22.489
points for that. That would be Russia. Whatever.

02:12:23.130 --> 02:12:26.470
That's like the only real Eastern European country,

02:12:26.550 --> 02:12:28.470
isn't there? We're coming to a showdown. Ally

02:12:28.470 --> 02:12:31.250
Mac, you can still catch up. This is Sports Legends.

02:12:31.810 --> 02:12:35.489
KZ, what are the scores? Ally Mac, you got negative

02:12:35.489 --> 02:12:39.409
1 ,300. Tyler's got 3 ,000. Oh, yeah. Real barn

02:12:39.409 --> 02:12:42.710
burner we got here, huh? Wow. We'll do Sports

02:12:42.710 --> 02:12:47.399
Legends. 200. He was only 17 when he led Brazil

02:12:47.399 --> 02:12:51.720
to its first FIFA World Cup victory in 1958.

02:12:51.760 --> 02:12:56.739
Oh, my God. Who was Pele? Yes. Soccer is bullshit.

02:12:57.600 --> 02:13:02.579
Give me 400. 400. In his final game, Tom Brady

02:13:02.579 --> 02:13:05.479
led this NFL team to the... What is it? The Tampa

02:13:05.479 --> 02:13:07.739
Bay Buccaneers. Oh, yes. You fucking buzzed it

02:13:07.739 --> 02:13:11.060
before me. God damn it. Give me four. Come back.

02:13:11.079 --> 02:13:13.770
Hold on. Hold on. You got to wait. All right.

02:13:13.850 --> 02:13:17.489
One second. We're on standby. We're good. For

02:13:17.489 --> 02:13:22.470
600, Jackie Robinson debuted for this MLB team.

02:13:22.630 --> 02:13:26.689
What is the Brooklyn Dodgers? Yes. I thought

02:13:26.689 --> 02:13:33.489
it was the A's. Goddamn. Give me 800. For 800.

02:13:34.670 --> 02:13:41.010
You know my answer. Just bat it. Howdy, Mac.

02:13:41.560 --> 02:13:45.159
You got negative 100. You can wager 1 ,100. Well,

02:13:45.159 --> 02:13:48.260
I guess it's 1 ,110. Wait, are you telling me

02:13:48.260 --> 02:13:50.039
that if I was further in the negative, I could

02:13:50.039 --> 02:13:53.140
have bet more? Well, you can bet enough so that

02:13:53.140 --> 02:13:56.760
you get to 1 ,000. Oh, okay. Sure. Well, then,

02:13:56.760 --> 02:13:58.380
yeah, we're going to do that. That's not normal.

02:13:58.819 --> 02:14:01.319
No, that's what I've always done. Daily Double

02:14:01.319 --> 02:14:05.439
for 1 ,100. This NBA star retired from the Washington

02:14:05.439 --> 02:14:10.380
Wizards in 2003. Who is LeBron James? Oh, no.

02:14:10.640 --> 02:14:14.939
Wait, no, wait, hold on. Wait, Washington Wizards,

02:14:14.939 --> 02:14:18.720
what year? Hold up. 2003. He retired in 2003.

02:14:18.979 --> 02:14:22.239
It was the fucking, it was, it's a daily double,

02:14:22.399 --> 02:14:25.260
dude. You can't do that. You fucked me on that.

02:14:25.340 --> 02:14:27.600
It's the fucking daily triple, okay? All right,

02:14:27.600 --> 02:14:33.600
that's wrong. That would be Michael Jordan. Wait,

02:14:33.680 --> 02:14:37.029
what did I say? You said LeBron James. I did?

02:14:37.430 --> 02:14:40.729
Oh my god, I meant Michael Jordan. You said LeBron

02:14:40.729 --> 02:14:43.130
James, dude. I'm actually in disbelief that I

02:14:43.130 --> 02:14:45.689
said that. I'm actually in disbelief. Yeah, obviously

02:14:45.689 --> 02:14:50.210
fucking LeBron still plays. I said LeBron James.

02:14:50.390 --> 02:14:55.470
LeBron retired in 2003. Are you fucking... Did

02:14:55.470 --> 02:14:57.930
I say that? No, you said LeBron James, yeah.

02:14:58.250 --> 02:15:01.829
Are you actually... You said LeBron James, dude.

02:15:02.670 --> 02:15:04.170
Alright, final question. Yeah, he fucking went

02:15:04.170 --> 02:15:06.130
to the Wizards and he sucked for like a year

02:15:06.130 --> 02:15:09.689
or two and then he retired. Dude, I'm gonna fucking...

02:15:09.689 --> 02:15:12.829
Alright, I better redeem myself on the thousand

02:15:12.829 --> 02:15:14.949
because I did know that. That was like a mental

02:15:14.949 --> 02:15:18.010
lapse. I blame alcohol. This is your question

02:15:18.010 --> 02:15:21.529
for a thousand. This New York Yankee hit 714

02:15:21.529 --> 02:15:25.289
career home runs and was known as the Bambino.

02:15:25.770 --> 02:15:29.069
Who is Babe Ruth? Yes. You fucking busted it

02:15:29.069 --> 02:15:32.899
second fast. Alright, Final Jeopardy. Alimak's

02:15:32.899 --> 02:15:39.479
got 900. Tyler's got 3 ,000. What's the category,

02:15:39.680 --> 02:15:44.979
Casey? You never fucking tell us. Hey, Casey.

02:15:45.239 --> 02:15:50.100
What's the category? Hey, Grock, make me a Final

02:15:50.100 --> 02:15:54.159
Jeopardy question. I can't do number one to you,

02:15:54.180 --> 02:15:59.359
Alimak. That's about the early presidents. Either

02:15:59.359 --> 02:16:04.739
that, you want number one or two? Well, I mean,

02:16:04.760 --> 02:16:07.020
if you said number one is the early presidents...

02:16:07.020 --> 02:16:09.520
No, I said... No, there was three. The first

02:16:09.520 --> 02:16:11.960
one was about the early presidents. Yeah, you

02:16:11.960 --> 02:16:14.539
said ask me one or two. Yeah, so the next two...

02:16:14.539 --> 02:16:17.500
So I'm not gonna do one. No, no, no. The first

02:16:17.500 --> 02:16:19.159
one was the early presidents. Do you want two

02:16:19.159 --> 02:16:22.439
or three? Well, the last time we did this, the

02:16:22.439 --> 02:16:24.979
question you gave me made me lose the game. So

02:16:24.979 --> 02:16:28.149
how about you fucking pick one? Okay? Because

02:16:28.149 --> 02:16:30.050
it really pissed me off the last time you did

02:16:30.050 --> 02:16:32.530
this because I had it and Tyler didn't and it

02:16:32.530 --> 02:16:34.709
cost me the game the last time. All right, we'll

02:16:34.709 --> 02:16:37.590
go number two. The category is entertainment.

02:16:42.590 --> 02:16:44.969
I mean, these seem pretty, pretty simple on the.

02:16:46.850 --> 02:16:50.629
Casey, I'll just mouth it to you. Casey. Yeah.

02:16:52.950 --> 02:17:06.010
The baselines for these seem pretty simple. Alright,

02:17:06.010 --> 02:17:11.270
here we go. The question is, this classic comedy

02:17:11.270 --> 02:17:16.309
directed by Rob Reiner is the only movie on IMDB

02:17:16.309 --> 02:17:22.530
to be rated out of 11. What the fuck did you

02:17:22.530 --> 02:17:26.450
just say? This classic comedy directed by Rob

02:17:26.450 --> 02:17:30.879
Reiner. It's the only movie on IMDb to be rated

02:17:30.879 --> 02:17:38.059
out of 11. Fucking iCarly. I don't know. It's

02:17:38.059 --> 02:17:42.899
Rob Schneider, dude. What the fuck? It's Dan

02:17:42.899 --> 02:17:53.069
Schneider, actually. All I know is that guy looks

02:17:53.069 --> 02:17:55.069
like a pedophile. I'm just gonna time this out.

02:17:55.170 --> 02:18:03.049
Time it by 100. You're down to 2 ,900. Allie

02:18:03.049 --> 02:18:05.870
Mack. Wait, hold up. I can get it. I can get

02:18:05.870 --> 02:18:08.229
it. It's Dan Schneider, dude. It's Dan Schneider,

02:18:08.229 --> 02:18:10.829
dude. It's fucking victorious, dude. It's Drake

02:18:10.829 --> 02:18:16.309
and Josh go to L .A. This classic comedy directed

02:18:16.309 --> 02:18:20.760
by Rob Rainer. It's the only movie on IMDb to

02:18:20.760 --> 02:18:24.819
be rated out of 11 rather than 10. I mean, so

02:18:24.819 --> 02:18:27.180
surely that's got to be like a fucking meme as

02:18:27.180 --> 02:18:31.100
to why it's rated out of 11. So like, oh man,

02:18:31.239 --> 02:18:32.959
I'm just thinking of movies that like start with

02:18:32.959 --> 02:18:35.239
11, like Ocean's 11. No way. That's not a fucking

02:18:35.239 --> 02:18:43.379
comedy. Oh, you fuck. Oh, come on. I get it now.

02:18:43.500 --> 02:18:47.850
Yeah, that makes sense. Fuck. wait just give

02:18:47.850 --> 02:18:50.329
me a minute because if tyler got it then i'm

02:18:50.329 --> 02:18:52.049
gonna be pissed i don't want to hear it out of

02:18:52.049 --> 02:18:54.530
his mouth before you say it because if he actually

02:18:54.530 --> 02:18:56.409
knows that i want to know he actually knows it

02:18:56.409 --> 02:18:59.090
but i gotta yeah that makes sense that makes

02:18:59.090 --> 02:19:02.989
11 11 classic classic comedy 11 what the fuck

02:19:02.989 --> 02:19:06.510
is fucking 11 in classic comedy it does have

02:19:06.510 --> 02:19:08.770
to do with it it does yeah it's got to be there's

02:19:08.770 --> 02:19:13.159
no other reason why fucking So you see my thought

02:19:13.159 --> 02:19:15.959
processes aren't retarded Tyler. Do you know

02:19:15.959 --> 02:19:19.440
who Rob Reiner is? No. He's the guy who just

02:19:19.440 --> 02:19:22.340
got murdered. Remember? That's great. You didn't

02:19:22.340 --> 02:19:24.239
hear about this? No. The film director, he just

02:19:24.239 --> 02:19:26.459
got murdered by his son. Was he in that movie?

02:19:27.040 --> 02:19:29.059
No, he was a director. I know he directed, but

02:19:29.059 --> 02:19:32.639
was he also an actor? I don't know, but you didn't

02:19:32.639 --> 02:19:35.010
hear about this? Jizzy, do you realize how fucking

02:19:35.010 --> 02:19:37.850
checked out I am? I just told you, I deleted

02:19:37.850 --> 02:19:40.170
every social media. I literally don't have a

02:19:40.170 --> 02:19:42.670
news source. I don't even look at my work email,

02:19:42.850 --> 02:19:44.750
bro. I don't fucking know what's going on with

02:19:44.750 --> 02:19:49.750
the world. Um, I don't know. It was a music -related

02:19:49.750 --> 02:19:54.709
film. Yeah, dude. Fuck. Alright, so what you're

02:19:54.709 --> 02:19:58.069
telling me is I'm gonna be fucking livid when

02:19:58.069 --> 02:19:59.530
I don't get it. I don't know if you've seen it.

02:19:59.629 --> 02:20:02.850
I don't know if you've actually seen it. Just

02:20:02.850 --> 02:20:04.770
time it out. Just put me out of my misery. I'd

02:20:04.770 --> 02:20:06.950
rather talk in the podcast than sit here in anger

02:20:06.950 --> 02:20:10.149
all the time. It's Spinal Tap. It's Spinal Tap.

02:20:10.670 --> 02:20:17.129
That would be Spinal Tap. Tyler bet 100 points.

02:20:17.629 --> 02:20:20.549
Yeah, like a fucking pussy for the record. You

02:20:20.549 --> 02:20:24.350
got it wrong. What did you say, Tyler? I didn't

02:20:24.350 --> 02:20:29.530
say anything. You got it wrong. You're down to

02:20:29.530 --> 02:20:35.459
negative 100. Tyler wins. Yeah, but the Sabres

02:20:35.459 --> 02:20:42.760
won today too, so we got that going for us. And

02:20:42.760 --> 02:20:44.920
we congratulate you on your win, Tyler. I'm going

02:20:44.920 --> 02:20:47.780
to chug the rest of this glass of wine. No, the

02:20:47.780 --> 02:20:50.739
joke was in the 80s, they made a movie called

02:20:50.739 --> 02:20:54.559
Spinal Tap, and the guy turns his amp to 11,

02:20:54.879 --> 02:20:57.799
and he's like, and he's like, this one goes to

02:20:57.799 --> 02:21:04.479
11. You want to know what really pisses me off?

02:21:04.500 --> 02:21:07.079
You want to know what really pisses me off is

02:21:07.079 --> 02:21:10.819
because that has been leaving soon HBO max For

02:21:10.819 --> 02:21:13.399
like the last two weeks and I added it to my

02:21:13.399 --> 02:21:16.440
list. What's final top? Yeah, the 80s one the

02:21:16.440 --> 02:21:19.479
80s one So I added it to my list because I'm

02:21:19.479 --> 02:21:21.159
like I want to watch that before it leaves. I

02:21:21.159 --> 02:21:23.700
didn't watch it yet though There is no 80s one.

02:21:23.799 --> 02:21:27.479
It's a fake. It's a fake band Oh, well, if it's

02:21:27.479 --> 02:21:29.479
a recent thing, I saw the name. It's this final

02:21:29.479 --> 02:21:31.860
text with gold letters and it's the back. They

02:21:31.860 --> 02:21:34.540
made it look like it was... It looks like a Metallica

02:21:34.540 --> 02:21:37.200
kind of text. Yeah, like I know what it is. It's

02:21:37.200 --> 02:21:39.520
in my list. I didn't watch it yet. It's a good

02:21:39.520 --> 02:21:41.239
movie, actually. Yeah, well, I'm pretty fucking

02:21:41.239 --> 02:21:44.040
pissed off I didn't watch it now, so... Tyler

02:21:44.040 --> 02:21:48.260
gets his 39th win. I'm not even mad. I'm honestly

02:21:48.260 --> 02:21:50.239
not even mad because that's the stupidest shit

02:21:50.239 --> 02:21:53.340
I've ever heard. Wait. Oh, never mind. I gave

02:21:53.340 --> 02:21:55.840
you the choice, though. What was the other question?

02:21:56.319 --> 02:22:00.299
The last time you gave me the choice, the one

02:22:00.299 --> 02:22:02.899
was a layup for me, and the other one was a layup

02:22:02.899 --> 02:22:04.879
for Tyler, and I chose the one that was a layup

02:22:04.879 --> 02:22:07.520
for Tyler. What was the layup for you? I can't

02:22:07.520 --> 02:22:09.579
remember. It was fucking like six months ago.

02:22:09.899 --> 02:22:13.860
No, I said the first question was an early president's

02:22:13.860 --> 02:22:17.280
one, so you don't want to pick that. I'm going

02:22:17.280 --> 02:22:23.229
to piss in your sump pump, Casey. If you wore

02:22:23.229 --> 02:22:25.909
a CPAP, I'd take a shit in the air filter. I'm

02:22:25.909 --> 02:22:28.090
going to take a piss. You guys keep it going.

02:22:28.329 --> 02:22:30.270
You know what, Casey? I'm actually going to head

02:22:30.270 --> 02:22:32.350
out. All right. You know what, Casey? You're

02:22:32.350 --> 02:22:38.489
fucking... Thanks for listening to the entire

02:22:38.489 --> 02:22:42.090
podcast. What up? If you're from Canada and you

02:22:42.090 --> 02:22:45.010
listen to this podcast... You got beat by the

02:22:45.010 --> 02:22:47.610
fucking Sabres today, you pieces of shit. How'd

02:22:47.610 --> 02:22:50.889
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02:23:05.149 --> 02:23:07.629
market yet. So if you listen to this now, don't

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buy it. I'll make it tomorrow. Because it's not

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there yet, sure. All right. Thanks for listening.

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I'm demanding justice. I need fucking Dan here

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as backup when stupid shit like this... Usually,

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the reason I win... Let me just say this before

02:23:19.870 --> 02:23:22.850
we finish off. Usually, the way I win is Dan

02:23:22.850 --> 02:23:25.850
is a buffer on the questions that me and Tyler

02:23:25.850 --> 02:23:28.420
don't get. He gets enough of the ones that I

02:23:28.420 --> 02:23:31.719
do buzz in for and get wrong, but he gets them.

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Or he buzzes in with what I was going to say

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and he loses points so I don't have to. These

02:23:36.479 --> 02:23:38.920
two are quicker than me. Yeah, you and Dan kind

02:23:38.920 --> 02:23:41.360
of work together on this. The only shot I got

02:23:41.360 --> 02:23:43.979
at winning these things is when Dan and Tyler

02:23:43.979 --> 02:23:46.100
don't know them. That's the only shot I have

02:23:46.100 --> 02:23:48.340
at winning. I'll tell you what, iMac. Next time

02:23:48.340 --> 02:23:50.850
at Jeopardy, you're going to have a... You're

02:23:50.850 --> 02:23:52.629
going to have a great chance to redeem yourself.

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I got something special for you. No, no, no.

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I got something else. No, no, no. I got something

02:24:00.170 --> 02:24:02.530
else. I don't want your fucking pity dub, okay?

02:24:02.850 --> 02:24:05.229
I don't want your fucking pity win, okay? I'm

02:24:05.229 --> 02:24:09.590
the fucking Nueve! You'll see I'm back. Sunday

02:24:09.590 --> 02:24:12.170
was supposed to get a blizzard, by the way. That's

02:24:12.170 --> 02:24:14.250
great. I mean, like, honey, I can't make it home.

02:24:14.430 --> 02:24:16.370
Me and Casey, we're just going to have to stay

02:24:16.370 --> 02:24:18.329
in his house and drink for two days. I'm sorry.

02:24:19.619 --> 02:24:21.200
Sunday through Monday, we're supposed to get

02:24:21.200 --> 02:24:23.260
a blizzard. That's a joke. I'm not going to do

02:24:23.260 --> 02:24:26.040
that. For the record, that's a complete lie.

02:24:26.319 --> 02:24:30.920
All right, folks. Say hi to Greenland. Always

02:24:30.920 --> 02:24:34.760
be kind to yourselves. And each other. All right,

02:24:34.760 --> 02:24:38.420
we out. Go fuck yourself. Wait, no, fuck off.

02:24:38.520 --> 02:24:40.719
That's what I say. Wow, I've got fucking Alzheimer's.

02:24:40.719 --> 02:24:46.510
End it now, please. For all we know, robots have

02:24:46.510 --> 02:24:48.870
souls. We just don't know if they do or don't.

02:24:48.870 --> 02:24:52.549
How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg

02:24:52.549 --> 02:24:57.829
or a robot? You think we were the first ones

02:24:57.829 --> 02:25:03.629
to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are

02:25:03.629 --> 02:25:07.110
jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we

02:25:07.110 --> 02:25:09.489
are. There's people out there with some really

02:25:09.489 --> 02:25:14.430
dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

02:25:14.430 --> 02:25:16.829
did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

02:25:16.829 --> 02:25:18.430
Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

02:25:18.430 --> 02:25:21.450
they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

02:25:21.450 --> 02:25:24.690
already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

02:25:25.030 --> 02:25:30.469
Aliens exist. Somewhere in China, in some base,

02:25:30.649 --> 02:25:33.649
there are super soldiers that are at least 9

02:25:33.649 --> 02:25:36.709
or 10 feet tall. Oh my god. Okay, so did they

02:25:36.709 --> 02:25:40.989
come from our planet? Then they are extraterrestrials.

02:25:40.989 --> 02:25:46.309
They are aliens. I do not negotiate with parents.

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I do not want this. my eyes while holding their

02:26:10.950 --> 02:26:14.610
pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump

02:26:14.610 --> 02:26:18.290
bump bump beep nothing they're fucking gone i've

02:26:18.290 --> 02:26:20.870
seen it happen i think that the government has

02:26:20.870 --> 02:26:27.809
taken it to the next level with the birds they

02:26:27.809 --> 02:26:30.290
know what birds are going to cross paths with

02:26:30.290 --> 02:26:32.590
you that you are going to be able to raise and

02:26:32.590 --> 02:26:34.930
they are going to make them so fucking real they're

02:26:34.930 --> 02:26:36.930
going to sink money into them because they know

02:26:36.930 --> 02:26:55.079
that if you put that mother's We're only living

02:26:55.079 --> 02:27:32.049
in the third dimension! Nazi collaborator. Okay?

02:27:32.190 --> 02:27:35.190
I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay?

02:27:35.270 --> 02:27:38.790
Look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing

02:27:38.790 --> 02:27:40.870
this shit. George Soros actually worked...
