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Boys. It's episode 130. I did not try the tropical
fruit yet. I'm here with Tyler at Alleyback.
Damn straight you is. Happy episode 130, by the
way. Are these the boys that wish to unalive?
What? This is the unalive boys. This is the unalive
boys. I think they're becoming very mainstream
now. They're also becoming very Christian. What
do you attribute that to, Tyler? Them getting
sober with AA and they had to find a higher power.
Yeah, that'll do it. I don't understand that
because what if I'm an atheist and I don't want
to accept that there's a higher power? Then you
won't have accountability. That double A. Can
I stop drinking? Can I get clean without... Admitting
there's a higher power? I think the higher power
aspect of it kind of gives you as like a... You
can cut the music. It's getting a little loud.
Thank you. But the AA, I think the aspect of
it that kind of is like the find a higher power
that you want to... It doesn't have to be God.
It can be some sort of other one. But it's that
there's more to you than just you. Like there's
somebody... Like you're worth something because
you were created by a higher power type thing.
Yeah, they don't push religion on you. It's a
higher power thing. I mean, I'm sure you could
if you came in and were just definitively like...
I don't believe in a fucking higher power. I
will not believe in a higher power, but I want
to stop drinking. If you found the right AA group,
maybe they'd help you a little bit. Obviously,
probably not the ones in church basements and
shit. All of those things, like porn addicts,
fucking narcotics anonymous, all of them. Is
it porn addicts anonymous? I think so. Are you
interested? I am interested, actually. Dan in
the group this week, he said no politics in the
group chat. anymore and he's like he sent me
like politics right after and he's like bro i
think i'm addicted i can't stop i can't stop
arguing with people pi politics politics anonymous
the algorithm on your phone just like pops up
with that's controversial and makes people angry
i i don't get that i get mostly like i used to
get a lot of like instagram models and stuff
but since i kept on saying like not interested
in it i kept on i'm getting more like jesus like
edits and uh and uh sometimes nick fuentes sneaks
his way in there somehow i uh i actually just
uninstalled facebook instagram and i hacked my
youtube app so i don't get shorts anymore it's
not even so much about staying away from social
media as it is i don't like short short form
content i mean i love it but i hate it at the
same time well i never used to consume a lot
of it and then i did start doing it and i was
like this is retarded. Like anytime I have a
one waking second of time on my hands, I'm like,
Oh, Facebook, Instagram. And like, most of it
is just, it does end up just, even though I never
like shit from like Instagram models or shit,
it does pop up all the time because like the
algorithm knows I look at it because I'm like,
Ooh, titties. I mean, every guy, every guy goes,
Ooh, titties. That's unless you're gay. I think
even don't you feel, don't you feel weird when
you're at work though? And you whip open an app
and it's just like some chick who's like fucking
barely wearing anything. And it's like, wow,
Don't you hate when you're at work and you're
on 4chan? I don't. I think that may be a bit
of a more exclusive experience. I mean, when
I opened this up, I got football. I got fucking...
Leon Kennedy. Yeah, I've been watching a lot
of Resident Evil shit recently because I saw
Requiem's coming out. I'm excited, but I get,
you know, fucking Mr. Douchebag from fucking
2012. Fucking... Yeah, but like... I'm not getting
women and shit. It's mostly just football and...
See a little Eli Manning kicking in there. For
me, I'm like, this ain't too bad looking at this.
I think that's Red Dead Redemption, actually.
No, that's Borderlands, right? Yeah. But it's
mostly football, hockey, and... yeah my home
feed is typically like all sports shit but if
i click the magnifying glass and start scrolling
down it's like all porn no that's what this is
that's what i did i clicked the yeah magnifying
glass and let's let's just scroll down and see
what happens yeah let's see what we get i just
like i don't i don't know i just don't and i
gotta ah dude that bills game that sucked man
That sucked. You know, there's a reason I'm wearing
all Sabre shit today, and I am just sipping the
copium so hard. I fully transitioned to NHL right
now. So listen, at least you're not my brother,
because my brother's a Bills fan, and it was
his birthday. Oh, that's tough. Yeah, that was
rough for him. That's tough. They got to move
the game or something. They can't. So, yeah,
I'm scrolling down. I'm not seeing any naked
women. I think I kicked it from my algorithm.
Either that or you're gay, because there's a
lot of dudes on there. It's Rocky Balboa and
fitness stuff. So, yeah. Oh, man. There's just
some itches your wife can't quite scratch. I
need fitness men to tell. It's mostly boxing,
actually. I follow the World Boxing Association.
We got big news today. We're not going to invade
Greenland, actually. He always said he wasn't
going to use force. He said last week he was
not ruling it out. Trump says a lot of things.
He said, I don't need to use force. I don't want
to use force. I will not use force. We're going
to buy it for like $700 billion. Elon Musk posted
the thing. He's like, I have $750 billion. I
should just buy it. That'd be fun. That'd be
funny. Just if Elon owned a country. The thing
that I didn't realize is that there's only like
30 ,000 people there. It's like a pretty desolate
town. It's a ghost town. I was like, why do they
want Greenland so much? And then I watched a
video and it was like, the ice is melting. So
like the Arctic is going to open up new trade
routes and that's going to be like the new super
highway of the world. And we can shoot down Russia's
missiles. A minute earlier there or something.
The thing is, though, is that that's bullshit.
That's what I was going to say. Everybody's like,
oh, no. It's purely just for military strategy.
It's like, no, bro. Just like Venezuela, we want
their fucking oil. Just come out and say it.
That's like the Rangers saying that they aren't
rebuilding. They're retooling. They're not retooling.
They're fucking rebuilding. We all know you're
rebuilding. Literally, the only person they are
not going to trade is Igor Shostakhin. Everybody
else is fucking open market right now. Are we
talking about hockey? Yes, we're talking about
hockey. It's metaphorical relations here. It's
metaphorical in Minecraft. What the fuck happened?
But no, it's the same shit, though. They got
a bunch of oil. We're running dry. All right.
We got a bunch like up in Alaska, but we got
Canada in there. And that's why he's like, oh,
Canada. He likes them too. But like, yeah, it's
all oil. Canada said they would fight us if we
tried to invade Greenland. I mean, Russia's just
laughing their asses off watching Trump do what
he's doing right now. Can you imagine going to
war with Europeans and Canadians? Yeah. I mean,
like, it just makes a lot more sense where it'd
be like, hey. denmark or whatever i think denmark
is technically yeah so it's like why not just
go to denmark and be like hey guys how about
we drill all the fucking oil out of there we
give you a cut like we'll help you out there
and we put like a massive fucking like missile
defense system there like we don't need to fucking
like annex greenland like there's there's so
many different ways to go about it's the way
that you gotta grease the palms we just gotta
get the top of it and then we can see the russian
missiles coming yeah but like when he gets into
office after not saying any of this stuff while
he's campaigning and then he comes out and he's
like all right guys greenland and canada they're
fucking they're coming we're getting them like
it's like dude they don't want to hear that like
you're telling the american people that like
they're like like you're shit talking greenland
behind their back like it's fucking world news
they hear it like if you were just like hey guys
we're really concerned for world safety like
we just we don't want like things are getting
really spicy over there with ukraine and russia
we just want to make sure that we have like an
adequate missile defense system because we're
kind of your fucking missile defense system too
like Go about it that way. And if it's the oil,
be up front. Hey, we want your fucking oil. We
got a lot more people than you and we'll give
you a cut of it or like we'll give you some money
or like support your country. Hit us with the.
Hey, listen, we'll defend you. Give us a cut
of your oil because you're not paying your NATO
dues, so you might as well give us something
out of it. It's the threats and the aggression
that's like what is just ridiculous. Casey, if
Trump came out and said, hey, guys, you're not
paying your NATO dues, but if you give us your
oil or like, you know, we drill your oil, we
give you a cut of it, but that's your payment
for NATO. How would you feel about that? To pay
NATO in oil? Pay their dues to NATO and oil,
which is paying their dues to us. I mean, I think
paying in oil is just like paying in money. I
don't really think NATO is even part of the equation
at that point. Like it's I mean, sure, they're
going to need to give the go ahead for us. putting
missile bases there but ultimately if us denmark
and greenland are all in an in agreement about
putting that there and having the transaction
with oil it doesn't have to be opened up to anybody
else to my knowledge i don't believe nato even
needs to get involved in that other than just
being like it's okay if the u .s puts missile
bases there which they're not gonna have a fucking
problem with it's a defensive system it's not
offensive i think that nato at this point is
kind of a fucking it's a it's a hollow entity
Well, it's I mean, it kind of is because it's
like you got to think about like, sure, America
is by far the biggest superpower in NATO. But
at the same time, when you put the conglomerate
of all the other countries together, even though
they might not have the same military power we
do, it's still a lot of people that's going to
sway opinion. And if we have all of those people
against us, they can also band together. or God
forbid, even getting cahoots with Russia if we
push them hard enough, and then we're in a pretty
tough spot. So it's not like they have no power.
I don't think Russia's as big of a threat as
China is. China's a way bigger threat. No, China's
a bigger threat, and I think it's because of
AI. And Russia's a bigger threat from a nuclear
aspect. You do need to worry about both of them,
but at the same time... Russia is really fucking
coming for us, dude. Russia's been a fucking
shell of itself since the Berlin Wall fell. It's
just a fucking Cold War. We supplement Russia
and China's economy and vice versa, even though
we hate each other. Yeah, they're pretty good.
The aftertaste kind of sucks once they're in
for like 20 minutes, I'll be honest. You're going
to want to pull it out. The aftertaste for the
wintergreen and the chill sucks too. I got Spearmint
and Sweet Nectar. I got a five pack of each of
them. I can give you some if you want. They're
pretty good. I should have brought an extra to
pay you back. I think after 9 -11, Denmark...
I like Tucker Carlson. Yeah, after 9 -11, Denmark
sent the largest percentage of their population
to fight with us in Afghanistan. Yeah, so it's
going to piss them off, obviously. Yeah. That's
all I'm like, why are we just attacking? Like
why? Yeah. Why is it? Why is it an attack is
my question. Like it doesn't have to be, we have
a good working relationship with them. We have
a good, well, we had a good working relationship
with NATO before Trump came in and he's like,
Hey, I got the biggest dick. Look at my dick.
I got a nice cock, bro. Look at it. I got a great
cock. It's the biggest cock. Frankly, frankly,
I think it's a wonderful cock. People say it's
great. Frankly, every other, every other penis,
I need to find a magnifying glass. I can't even.
see it's so small. They're tiny. They're very
tiny. Once again, Trump manufactured a crisis
and then was like, oh, it's fine. I solved it.
Casey, can you just. Can you, can you be honest
here for a second? Do you actually like wake
up every day and look up like what Trump did
just to piss yourself off? No, I, I, you know,
I wake up and I go on social media and that's
all there fucking is on it anymore. Your social
media is all Trump like hate shit. Mine's like,
it's not even, it's like two pages. I got hockey
F1 and porn. I got football boxing and, and you
know, Jesus and gay porn. I get this shit recommended
to me. I don't, even follow these pages and it
just gets shows up yeah because you keep watching
it yeah but that's what i'm talking about the
fucking fear porn loop that's why it's like i
got a detox dude i'm telling you bro me and dan
really need to do just just deleting just like
today like for example i'm sitting in case you
even have a fucking instagram i know you do because
i follow you but do you like even use it i don't
use it anymore but i uh I fucking deleted these
things, and it's, like, it's kind of cool. Do
you still use Messenger if you have it? I do
have Messenger, so I can still use Messenger,
and, like, you can even send me Facebook posts
on it, and I think I can open them. I think.
I don't know. Is there, like, an Instagram Messenger?
Because my wife sends me shit on Instagram all
the time, and that's the only thing that, like...
I don't know. I really, like, cut out a lot of
that shit, because, like, I just fucking... Like,
all I see now is just, like, the protests and
the ice, just like, um... harassing people so
i came to a conclusion today i was talking about
this with cc today ice is literally just because
like how desperate they are for people and how
they'll give anybody a gun in like a three month
training course ice is just like where you have
all those people that we used to work with that
you could tell who really wanted to be cops yeah
it was five weeks training okay even better better
yeah even better seriously the guys who wanted
to be cops Like if let's, I guarantee you 18,
when I was 18 years old and I was at Mohawk and
I, and I said that, Hey, I, I like when I was
like, I want to be a cop. I would have joined
ice probably. Yeah. The problem is it attracts
these like sociopath kids. that like they don't
know what the constitution is like if you don't
have probable cause to stop somebody you can't
ask somebody for their fucking id like i saw
this video where the guy's like oh you have a
you have a spanish accent so i i don't think
you're from america but the fucking ice agent
that was asking him had a fucking spanish accent
too i was like what the fuck yeah cc was telling
me about that one yeah it's kind of just like
It's just they're just turning into like Trump's
Gestapo at this point. I feel like I just don't
care. I mean, I'm sure there is a handful of
people like in that South Park. But if I came
to your house, would you allow ice to come and
search your house? I mean, they're doing the
only people who live in my house are white people.
What are they going to do? They're going to search
it. Are they going to send me back to fucking
Germany? They're going to be like, go back to
Germany. It's like, what the fuck? If I ever
ran into ICE, I would just whip my phone out.
But that's what they did looking for the Jew.
Do you think they have a right to look through
your house for the immigrants? I mean, they're
not going to find anything. Go ahead if they
fucking want to. I'm just picturing the scene
from Inglourious Bastards. You have Jews under
the floorboard, don't you? And they're arresting
people when they fail to produce. Do you mind
if I speak in English? Can I have a glass of
milk? The most ominous glass of milk ever. When
people fail to produce their birth certificate,
they just arrest them and they find out they're
citizens. They let them go. I have my birth certificate.
It's still illegal detainment, though. They need
to be held accountable. You don't have to identify
yourself unless you've... of probable cause that
you committed a crime. What they need to do is
they just need to start attacking these ICE agents
and increasing their training time so that, like,
if you unlawfully... Did you say attacking? No,
not attacking. They need to... Like, if you unlawfully
detain someone as an ICE agent, there needs to
be repercussions for that. You can't just run
around in a balaclava and then be like, oh, my
bad, I wasn't adequately trained. They just let
him go. Like, they just, like, took, like, an
old guy out in his underwear in the fucking Minneapolis
cold. Listen, I... I think that there's a need
for ICE. Again, I don't think they're doing it
correctly. Like Obama did it correctly. He deported
more illegal immigrants than Trump has. Casey,
I don't like illegal immigrants coming to our
country. Bring back Obama. I don't like... Whose
mic's crackling? That was just when he moved
it. I'm not a huge fan of ICE. Like I said, I'm
not a fucking Trump guy. I'm a fucking... I'm
a right -leaning Catholic. That's pretty much
my whole thing. Yo, can we hit the gas station
on the way back? I need some fucking ice, dude.
That would have been great. You think he's talking
about cold ice. Then you're like, maybe he wants
jewelry. No, that motherfucker's coming back
with agents. What's up with the lead border patrol
agent? He just looks like a straight Nazi. The
guy with the trench coat and the short spiky
hair. I haven't seen him. Sounds like a fucking
anime character. Yeah, that does sound like an
anime character. He literally looks like a villain
from Indiana Jones. What's his name? Casey, your
sweatshirt's bumping the bottom of your mic.
Casey? Greg Bovino. Your sweatshirt's bumping
the bottom of your mic and it's making it crackle
like crazy. His name is Greg Bovino. Greg Bovino.
Look up his picture of him in a trench coat.
Yo, that's actually sick, though. I gotta admit,
that's actually pretty hard. He is an anime character.
That is hard, dude. I actually like that. Like,
gotta be honest, I respect the food. Dude, he
looks like a straight -up SS commander. He does.
Like I said, it's Gestapo, bro. They are the
SS at this point. Just watch out. Just watch
out. Yo, is that Hugo Boss? Pretty much. Pretty
much. I mean, it's gotta be. It's gotta be. If
not, I mean, you know who he's taking inspiration
from. Casey, are these fucking water again? Nope,
that's Tito's. Okay. Well, actually, you might
want to drink it and find out. Do you got fucking
actual water? Yeah, I was going to get some,
actually. I don't see how ICE is allowed to go
around wearing masks. Well, I don't. Citizens
can't do that. So on the other end of the spectrum,
I don't agree with people doxing them and going
after their families and not just them. Like
they, there's people out there that are like,
we're doing it to people. No, but they're, they're
going to people's kids school. Like they're,
they're kids school. And they're protesting.
Like a detained a five -year -old yesterday.
Okay. That's fucking awesome. Get over here.
That's awesome. But I don't, I don't agree with
them, you know, going up to like people's like
kids and wives. Like, give me your driver's license.
I'm five. I don't fucking have one. You're just
a midget. I know it. Yep. You're going back to
fucking Timbuktu, buddy. But it would be funny
if they started sending white people to countries
like Germany and fucking Ireland. They're going
to take me out at a fucking Sabres game and deport
my ass to Scotland. Get the fuck out of here.
Me and you are at a Rangers Sabres game, and
we're just like, I'm going back to Germany? What?
What the fuck does that mean? They're like, all
right, Braveheart. Have fun in the highlands,
you piece of shit. I'd be like, I guess I'm in
Germany now. I'd just call my wife and be like,
hey, Emily, I'm in Germany now. I got deported.
I don't think I'm going to see you again. So,
I mean, like, I hope you can move here. Do you
want to come to Germany? The Nazis deported me
to Germany. What a fucking line. I'm in Germany
now. They do like the DNA test while you're in
like fucking detention. And they're like, all
right, you're. 50 % German. You're going to Germany.
They just make you pay for a 23 and me. Oh, wait.
Deport, you know. No, I'm good. That's all you.
I saw a story where ICE detained this five -year
-old kid in Minneapolis and brought him to a
detention camp in Texas. so that his parents
would come and they could arrest them for being
illegal. I feel like just taking the child is
probably going to be enough. I don't think you
need to move the kid cross -country. That's kind
of wild. I do think the 23andMe is really funny.
They're like, oh, you got... Oh, you got Spanish
in you. You're going to Spain. They should make
another fucking Taken sequel where it's just
your five -year -old being taken by ICE. ICE
is detaining ICE is detaining Minneapolis police
officers that aren't white because they don't
have their birth certificate. Oh my god. Dude,
that's so bad. Can you imagine? That's like a
mall cop arresting a fucking armed forces member.
That's fucking crazy. Fucking Paul Blart takes
you by force. Holy shit. But genuinely, I haven't
even been paying attention because all this shit
is just fucking hate. I just pay attention to
AI. Ice is scary, but AI is scarier, in my opinion.
I just try not to think about it. I watched a
fucking... I won't go on the tirade again. I
watched a Tim Dillon interview earlier today,
like when I was working. And, like, Tim Dillon
had some real interesting, like, facts. Because
I've been getting a lot of, like, boomer v.,
like, zoomer, like, fucking shit. And, like,
I kind of want to talk about, like, the divide
between the zoomers and the boomers. Because,
like, I really do feel like boomers have no fucking
clue on how the world is for us Gen Zers. Yeah,
I don't think so. Like, these fucking guys are
out there, and they're like, dude, just get a
summer job and you can go to fucking college.
It's like, what the fuck are you talking about
guy? And like, they fucking are like, yeah, I
have like three houses. I bought them for $50
,000 and you know, I was able to pay that off
in my five years. What's, what's going on with
you guys? It's just like, dude, you bought a
house for $50 ,000. Yeah. Like it's, I, I fucking,
I, I, I hate how disconnected boomers are and
I hate how they're the ones running everything.
You have touched on this. And the point you usually
make is the real estate. thing yeah i think you're
just really frustrated looking at the housing
market i'm very frustrated looking at the housing
market but i also feel like boomers don't get
us socially either you know yeah like like uh
i as a person who's working in like a an actual
office now um that's just us that like that's
just the people who i work with three people
and they're they're uh i'm they're my in -laws
literally my in -laws yeah and like they're like
bro you gotta wear a collared shirt and you gotta
i'm like what the why would i wear a collared
shirt we're just in an office i'm not going out
anywhere and i have one in my i have one in my
uh my backpack if i need to change into one for
like if i have to go somewhere yeah but like
bro if i'm sitting in an office all day i shouldn't
have to wear a fucking collared shirt and like
a fucking like like like slacks and like i'm
sitting in an office like they they they have
conceded for me that i can wear like nice nikes
like you know how like some nikes are like super
nice yeah like i those are like the ones that
i wear to work and like show up wearing your
fucking forces blue game jordan shoes but like
they and also they they had a really big issue
with me and my earrings like for the longest
time Like they're like, yeah, earrings are unprofessional.
I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Like, bro, I came from a job where like once
a shift, people were banging each other in the
bunk rooms. What's going on here? You look like
a fag. Casey. Fuck. You got the slur jar. Slur
jar. Slur jar. I'll get some money for that and
break it. But like. The biggest thing is I wear
a hoodie in the office, but it's literally my
company branded hoodie. So I'm like, it's company
branded. I should be able to wear it type thing.
Yeah. And I have my fucking earrings in. Oh,
yeah. I got my new hat. Make Israel great again.
Oh, yeah. Oh, by the way, to our listeners, if
you want a Bohemian Grove hoodie shirt, Casey's
going to be making one and putting it on our
t -shirt website. Oh, yeah. I forgot to do that.
It's not there yet. It's not there yet, but Casey
is going to be putting it on there and get the
Bohemian Grove one specifically because I want
that one to be the top seller. I have your guy.
I bid like two shirts for each of you guys also.
We need to get a Bohemian Grove one. Make it
look like a camp shirt, like a summer camp shirt.
We have team t -shirts, so. See who gets the
most sales on their t -shirts. Or instead of
Baja Blast, you can have Bohemian Blast. Yeah,
that's a good one. Oh, yeah. No, that's a force.
I was trying to make it, but it got really annoying
to do on my phone. I was trying to make a shirt
that said, like, I was right about Bohemian Groove.
What else am I right about? I lost my virginity
at Bohemian Groove. bohemian grove survivor yeah
like i visited the bohemian grove effigy i met
alex jones at bohemian grove oh god i do like
the ones where it's like bohemian grove reunion
like here or something just makes it seem like
you're one of the people who went yeah bohemian
grove fucking uh i think it was in 2027 it's
the 100th or 200th anniversary of it So if we
get that, we could do the 200th reunion. I just
noticed. Is that new? Yeah, no, you were watching
hockey. I said I got a new hat. Oh, yeah, we
got make Israel great again. Okay. I like how
Trump formed this band or this alliance of countries,
like the Peace Board of Gaza, and it has Israel
in it, and it has Russia in it, and Putin and
not Satan Yahoo. didn't go to the meeting because
they were just going to get arrested on the tarmac
of the airport. Casey, I just have one question
and then I'll leave it at that. In Minecraft,
is the water sheep currently encased in bedrock
like deep underground somewhere? I can't give
away that sensitive information. Okay, let me
ask this question. If you're in creative mode,
can you destroy bedrock? at all or is the one
once it's okay i mean that would just be i'm
just gonna say like in a no homo kind of way
that would be pretty irritating if you put me
in survival and everybody else i don't think
i think it defaults to the creative but i can
only put you in survival if i do it while you're
online okay so i i made it out before you kicked
me last time what do you mean you made it i mean
like i made it off the server before you could
put me in survival mode last time I don't know.
I think you did. Good. I mean, we're playing
on survival now. Yeah, it goes back to creative.
We're playing on the survival map we're making.
Just out of curiosity, is Watersheep a named
mob? Like, did you assign a name tag to? He did
sign a name. I did. It's Water Sheep 6, The Immortal.
Okay. Because you're looking up how to find them.
I haven't yet. I haven't yet, but just given
that information, I'm fairly confident I can
track him down. Yeah. But there's been more than
one of them, though, because you killed, you
know, a few of them. Well, yeah, I killed a few
of them, but you only decided to start protecting
your politicians now. You've got to know which
one it is, though. Yeah, I mean, if I wipe all
of them out, then that'll answer the question.
No, I mean you got to know which number he is.
We're on six now or seven, aren't we? Is it six
or seven? I think we're on. Six, seven. I'm going
home. I will drive home so drunk right now if
we make that meme. My brother does it constantly.
I fucking hate it. I feel like if your brother
did it, it would make me laugh, though. Because
he's just like. I put a new water. I shit you
not. When I was at the Rangers game, every single
fucking kid on the Zamboni, like, you know how
they have the kid ride the Zamboni? Every single
one of them was doing the fucking thing. I wanted
to kill myself. God, you got to stick their head
underneath the board. boiling water at that point
dude i i think dude the way zamboni's work is
so fucking cool like it's it's really cool how
they can just fix the ice in like 10 minutes
yeah no they it fucking is yeah i just love it
where it's like Even in like the NHL video. Sorry,
we are going to talk hockey here for a second.
That's all right. I just like how the guy goes.
Like when you get a penalty, the guy has to go
in the box and just like take a timeout. Yeah,
he goes to the no -no box. It's like so fucking
funny. Yeah, so imagine when USA played Canada
in the Four Nations tournament where there was
three fights. So that's really comfortable for
like one to two people. If you have three people
in there, you're like fucking like really tucked
in together shoulder to shoulder. I love when
my brawls go in there. Yeah, it's like you have
like a fucking party in that box there. It's
hysterical. Once you cram like four people into
that box, it gets hysterical. It doesn't happen
often, but when it does. Like during a line brawl.
There was a line brawl the other day, wasn't
there? With like a goalie fight, actually. I
think so, yeah. The best part, too, is when they
go into the penalty box, the players can still...
It's like if you get into a fight with another
player and you get put in the penalty box. You're
right there. Yeah, you can still jaw. So a lot
of times, especially after a fight, they'll cut
to them. And you see them and they're still like,
what the fuck? They're fucking yelling at one
another. Or if it was like a mutual roughing
penalty, you know the second their penalties
are over. They're getting out and they're fighting.
Like that happened last... Oh, actually, fucking...
Yep, there goes fucking Noah Ostland. He just
got put in the no -no box. but uh normally but
like Canada is kind of nice right now because
normally when people get put to the box people
are like smacking on the glass and shit and yelling
at them what team was it the Bruins or the Flyers
that had the green guys oh yeah that were banging
on the glass they would like Do like crazy dances
like whenever the fucking opposing team got somebody
put in the penalty box. There's a really funny
clip. I've done the hockey games before. You
should look up online. I mean, you don't need
to play the audio for it, but Ty Domi from the
Toronto Maple Leafs was in the, it's T -I -E.
You just look up Ty Domi penalty box fight. Last
name is D -O -M -I. A fan jumps over into the
penalty box, and then Ty Domi starts beating
the fuck out of the fan who jumped into the box.
That's so fucking cool. Dude, remember when,
what's his name? Metta, Ron met the world peace.
Metta world peace. Metta world peace. Ron Artest,
yeah. You beat the shit out of that guy. Yeah,
he was Ron Artest. Yeah, that was Matt Artest.
He dumped water on him. Yep. Yep. Still, my absolute
favorite. Oh, the ref's in the middle of it.
He's getting the shippy out of it. Yeah, because
a fucking just rando is getting the shit. Yeah,
like he's trying to defend. Dude, these players
are not small people. They know how to throw
punches. These guys practice fights, like in
practice, not like actual fights. Compared to
like football players, they're small, but compared
to normal people, they're big. Yeah. And some
people are still big. Like, Paige Thompson's
a fucking unit. Matt Rempe's a unit. Matt Rempe's
6 '7". Wouldn't you get, like, an assault charge?
I'm gonna kill myself. Come on. Come on. Fucking
Christ. We can't get a 5 -hole to save our life.
Dude, the Rangers can't get a 5 -hole the entire
time. I can't get the 5 -hole at home. I'm just
kidding. I'm just kidding. I put a fucking baby
in the 5 -hole. This show sucks. Did he get arrested
for that? Probably. If you beat up a fan. No,
because he got interviewed afterwards. So the
fan, I think, tried to sue him, and the court
case got dismissed. I can't remember if it was
settled out of court or if it was dismissed.
Because the fan dumped water over him, he technically
already assaulted him. So it wasn't... And also,
he just jumped into the penalty box. He's not
supposed to be in there. You have no idea if
he's going to, like, assault him or anything.
Well, how come sports players can fight each
other without getting arrested? Because of mutually
agreed upon things. Yeah, and they could, in
theory. Like, because usually it's mutually agreed
upon. And if it's, like, excessive force... The
batter charges the mound. There's been nothing
recently because all the players... kind of like
fighting like for the most part and it would
be uh there has been cases though where players
have sued them because like if one partner isn't
willing to fight sometimes people still do and
they'll like throw fucking punches at the back
of their head or something that's straight up
assault that is a crime they can be charged with
but like if you look at like in like football
like when somebody like takes off someone's helmet
and punches him in the face like they get fined
by the league which is kind of like it's oh like
the league kind of has its own penalty system
like literal penalty system but like their own
like in -house like almost law system type thing
with like their fines and penalties and shit
like suspensions and shit like that so like it
kind of gets taken care of in -house too especially
for most like sports leagues like it gets taken
care of in -house by either the league or the
team itself But yeah, you remember that game,
the NBA game with like the... Yeah, Malice at
the Palace. Yeah. They're just like, that was
crazy. Well, that's the other thing is basketball
is not a fighting sport. Like hockey, like there's
cases where like players are just defenseless.
It was when I did it. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we almost
fucking fuck a hose one time. I, yeah. When I
played basketball for a Jewish community center,
like I, I didn't like, I was always one of the
people who got in there and tried to hold my
teammates back or hold like one of those guys
back. But like, I would just get into the fights.
I wouldn't. Cause I was like, dude, we're playing
in a fucking CYO league. I'm playing in a Jewish
community center and I'm a fucking agnostic.
Like basketball is like a lot rougher than like
people think it is. Oh no. It's a, it's a fucking
heavy contact sport. I broke like, through my
fingers or something hockey most of the time
it's just to get the energy going like if people
are starting to be kind of slow on their skates
come on People are starting to be kind of slow
on their skates and the game's slowing down and
it's stalling out, especially if you're on the
team that's from behind. You're just trying to
get the crowd into it. You're trying to get your
teammates into it, wake people up, kind of give
them a kick in the ass. You fight. Look at Team
USA and Team Canada versus the first game for
the Four Nations face -off there. Was it Brady
or was it Matthew who was the first? Matthew
was first, then Brady. But that fucking immediately
got every single person in that entire crowd
and watching being like, let's fucking go. this
shit's fucking like let's fucking go yeah national
pride's on the line yeah and that one that one
was like nationally charged too because of after
and i mean in all fairness i completely understand
the canadians take as to why they were booing
the american still highly disrespectful yeah
but yeah i mean you're an american though Well,
yeah, you're not American. You're fucking Canadian.
That's why you're booing the American national.
Yeah, but I think that Americans should. You
said you understood. Yeah. People fucking from
America should be rightfully pissed. I feel like
you have a right to be pissed off about that
as an American. Oh, yeah. You have a right to
be pissed off about the same thing, though. I
am pissed off. Our president said that they were
just going to fucking take over their country.
Yeah. I'm pissed off that we did that to them,
basically. And that was the opinion of most of
the American people. You heard scattered boos
during. the Canadian National Anthem, it was
primarily, almost entirely, the Canadians booing
America. And I don't, I'm sure. Like, why not?
I don't appreciate that, though. Yeah, well,
I don't appreciate our president fucking trying
to take the moment. I don't care about our fucking
president. I care about my fucking country. You
can fucking boo our president whatever the fuck
you want. That is who they're booing. Yeah, but
they're fucking booing our National Anthem. I
feel like there's a fucking other time to do
it at. Bro, when? When are they going to know?
What, they're going to go home and boo their
TV? Yes. I want your voices to be heard. I guarantee
you, he looks at the TV when Trump's on and goes,
boo, I don't like this guy. Boo. Boo this man.
He's fucking Casey's in front of his TV looking
at Trump fucking shaking his fist. I don't like
him. I think normally it wouldn't be okay to
boo our national anthem just because of a political
difference, but we were threatening to invade
their country. I don't give a fuck. If you boo
the national anthem, I'm not a fan of you. Not
a fan of you. Well, you don't have to be a fan,
but we were trying to invade their country. We
weren't trying to fucking invade. That's what
he's been saying for a year, though. Fuck Canadians,
man. They're not going to answer this. What about
our listeners right now in Canada? How many listeners
do we have from Canada? I guarantee you. I'll
look it up right now. Look it up. No, how many
AI bots are running a VPN based out of Canada
is the question we're really asking here. There's
no listeners in Canada here. If there was, we'd
have a fucking email from a real person. Come
on, fuck! God damn it, they can't score a fucking
goal. Shout out to our 13 listeners in Toronto.
Yeah, sure. That's what it says, Canada, Toronto.
Yeah, shout out to the VPNs with a fucking Toronto
IP address. We appreciate you fucking data farming
our podcast. Oh, there's another one. Six fans
in Calgary. Did you see that? that the possible
trade for... Winnipeg, five fans. The possible
trade for Brady to chuck for the Rangers, I'd
be okay with that. Montreal, four fans. Four
fans, Montreal. They give up Panarin to get Brady,
and they give up, I think, draft spots or something.
Give up who? So the Rangers would give up Panarin
for Brady. That trade's not going to go through.
You need to... need to throw some heavy draft
picks at Brady. I have it on my phone. I can
show you. But, like, if the fucking Rangers got
Brady, I'd be fucking ecstatic. I don't think
that they'd want to go for someone like Brady,
if I'm being honest. I think they're probably
going to be looking more for somebody. Oh, no,
they were going to do Alexis Lafreniere, Scott
Moreau, and the number one pick. Yeah, but Lafreniere,
he's fucking super young, isn't he? Yeah, but
he's fucking, he hasn't panned out like they
wanted him to. Yeah, but. Shout out. Two or three
listeners in Moncton, Canada. Where the fuck
is that? I don't know. I don't even know where
that is. We got a lot of Canadians here. I don't
think that you'd want that trade, though, if
I'm being honest. I mean, Brady Kachok's awesome,
and I love the memes about him. I'd take him.
We got to retool, dude. We have two listeners
in Cumming, USA. Yeah! Let's go, Cumming! Where
is that? Coming USA. It's in this fucking basement.
Oh, Georgia. Is it spelled like C -U -M -M? Oh,
let's go. C -U -M -M -I -G. Coming is a county
seat of Forsyth County, Georgia. How many listeners
have we got there? The population is 7 ,000.
How many listeners do we got? Two. Listen, we
got two comers. No, we got two plays from there.
Yeah, we got two comies. We got two spermies
out there in Comeville. Listen, if you are from
coming fucking Georgia and you send us an email,
we will literally do a show in there and we will
invite you to the show. Give us an email, seriously.
We will fucking schedule one and I will go to
Georgia with Casey and we will and maybe... Oh,
fuck Allie Mac then. I don't know because...
I guess I can't come then. Yeah, you're not coming.
Literally and figuratively. You probably aren't
going to have a kid by then. Dude, I'm just trying
to fucking take a load off in Cumville, okay?
Listen, if you give us an email, we will do that
and we will invite you on the show. I guarantee
that. Give us an email. If you ask for emails
once after I ask for emails the entire fucking
duration of this show and they answer you, I'm
going to be furious. I'm going to be furious.
In all fairness, I have verbally assaulted most
of our listeners to send us emails and it's never
happened. But if you are from Cumming, Yeah,
Cumming is actually 40 miles from Atlanta. So
yeah, we could go to the Atlanta airport and
go to Cumming. This game's getting pretty chippy.
I don't know if I like this. And we can visit
Plains, Georgia where Jimmy Carter was born.
Oh, shit. But did Jimmy Carter die there? Yeah,
he did die there too. He lived there his entire
life and he died there. Well, he lived in the
White House for a while, I'd imagine. Wow, for
the time he was president for four years. Wasn't
Jimmy Carter like a lackluster president? Yes.
That's pretty funny. You just like... Let me
see if there's even hotels incoming. There wasn't
a lot going on while he was president, I don't
think. Casey, what the fuck do you know about
Jimmy Carter? If not much is going on while you're
president, I can see that as a good president.
I got this book for you, Alan Mack. The Presidents
of the United States. Oh, and look at that. It's
Alexander Hamilton right on the phone. I'm just
kidding. It's George Washington. I know, I know.
My mom gave me this. This book that she has.
Oh, we also have The First Ladies. You're fucking
playing footsie with me, dude. It's fucking gay.
What the fuck? You're playing footsie with me.
Well, stop. Ah, yes, Queen Elizabeth. The First
Ladies. We're going to have Melania Trump on
here soon. Ah, yes, the Queen Elizabeth the 14th.
I could recognize that portrait anywhere. It's
probably Martha Washington. I'm actually related
to Martha Washington. I'm really glad I didn't
just say what I was about to say. You want a
fucker? No, no, no. During a break, I will say
what I was thinking, and I would have been...
Let me just put it this way. We'd have to fucking
get another slur jar. Oh, yeah, I got to put
some money in there. Yeah, you got to put some
money in there. Dude, I just... There's been
a lot of things that have been, you know... kicking
around in my brain recently you know i've been
getting a lot of political revolutions not even
like like in minecraft completely not even political
stuff like just life in general like i get a
lot of time to think in my office and shit because
i'm not really doing a shit ton i do half the
day like i do pretty much i do two hours of work
for an eight hour day and then the rest of the
day i'm just sitting in my office listening some
tunes which i've been actually finding a lot
of really good music recently like just by like
fucking finding random shit on youtube um it's
like like dude like i'm like when i'm bored at
work i try to look up new songs like some songs
i find are like fucking awful and i'm like this
song sucks like the other ones i find i'm like
this is actually really fucking good you know
a band i've been getting into and it's pretty
funny because half of their stuff i think is
dog shit the other half i like think is like
ridiculously underrated what's that silver sun
pickups That's a pretty damn good band. Their
male lead singer has a super unique voice. I
like Silver Sun Pickups. We're trying to think
of a name for our band. Make Israel Great Again.
Yeah, pretty much. I Want to Believe. I like...
Fucking, what was it? Elegy of... Cumming Georgia.
Cumming Georgia. Elegy of... Lamenting Elegy.
Lamenting Elegy. I like that one, actually. I
thought that was pretty... Lamenting Cum. Lamenting
Cum. Elegy of Cum. People don't think we're gonna,
we're like some fucking slam metal band with
that. Spermicide. I like Spermicide. Spermicide's
a really good one. That's definitely a death
metal band. That's definitely a death metal band.
Spermicide gel. Infanticide. Yes. Exploding fetuses.
What about omnidirectional swing? There's a band
called Dying Fetus, actually. I know there's
Dying Fetus, but Exploding Fetus. Exploding Fetus.
Spontaneously Combusting Fetus? Exploding Fetus
was my thrash metal band in high school. You
were in a thrash metal band? Yeah, we sucked.
Extinction Factor. Extinction Factor. Something
like that. Yeah, because literally all I would
do is just fucking slam on the fucking Easter
egg. I'd do that and then maybe go... It was
pretty much just that. Altered mental status.
Tyler's our reserve backup bassist. The reserve
backup bassist. I mean, I'm sure it's the name
of a band, but Excited Delirium would be pretty
good. That would be pretty good. I was thinking
about the name Orbit. I guess it was like a band
in the 90s, but it was only like... I guarantee
you every band were original. You gotta be original,
though. I actually been listening to a band called
Ashes of Eden. Ashes of Eden's fucking damn good.
I know them. Yeah, they're good. Yeah. Dude,
I've been getting really into fucking dad rock,
and it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm
going to have a child. Seether is fucking awesome.
Seether is great. I love Seether. It's so great.
It's so angsty. Fake it! Oh, my God. I love it.
Oh! Oh, you're such a fucking hypocrite. I fucking
love it. I fucking love it. There's no Jesus
Christ. You probably don't like that one. That's
probably not a good song for the devout Christian
or Catholic. Sorry. You don't have to make like
a custom vinyl. I think you can. You can. But
like I said, Casey, if you're making like one
of them. So just to describe how vinyls are made
without going on like an autistic rant, because
I'm. I am quite autistic when it comes to vinyls.
If you ask for like a custom made vinyl, the
print that they give you, if you're making like
one of them is custom made, it's still expensive
to make, but the pressing of it. It's pretty
low quality. It's not going to be mastered well
at all. There's a reason why albums come out.
The whole reason that you get remastered albums
is it's not like they're making the audio quality
better. That's not what they're doing. They're
changing the lows, the highs, the bass, the mids,
and the highs sound better. They're compressing
it. It's not even compressed. In our instance,
if you're making one singular custom record,
yes, there is file compression because you are
taking a digital audio signal and implanting
it onto an analog format, which by proxy, especially
if you're playing that record on a analog. record
player that you then convert the signal to bluetooth
it's gonna sound like fucking garbage to somebody
like me i'm a fucking audiophile i can pick up
on that shit for the average listener it's gonna
have that person it's gonna well half deaf but
if i put in one headphone it's all i can hear
so all right let's not let's not take too many
pop shots out of here but um fable I just want
to get through this point, but I want to, I do
want to, I have not, but I'm coming out. That's
why I was asking, but with vinyl pressing. So
like when they mass produce them, that's like
a super good fucking pressing. Like that is a.
machined like beautifully pressed because essentially
it's the same thing as like a photo like old
-fashioned photos you're taking the negative
of it and stamping it onto that record so that
when you play it it sounds good when you do a
custom one they use this machine that kind of
just like can change whatever the pressing looks
like but it's not nearly as precise so the audio
sounds like shit if you mass produce it and they
actually make like a pressing plate specifically
for those records it's going to sound phenomenal
but you got to order records in the bulks of
like hundreds hundreds at a piece yeah and then
then they're cheap then if you're like ordering
like a thousand plus records you're paying like
three to five dollars a pop if you wanted to
make one record of your album which it sounds
like it's going to be a double lp like two actual
records it's going to be eight yeah it's going
to be 80 minutes and you might make one for yourself
that might you know yeah it's going to be about
200 for both records 200 yeah what yeah Dude,
they're not cheap. It's not cheap. If you're
mass -producing them, they make the plate. And
once you have that plate, then they can just
press it and press it and press it. Alright,
I might have to hit it big before I make it final.
Dude, that's why, like, I don't know if you've
checked. I don't know if the prices have came
down at all. But, like, when I got the first
pressing edition of the Breach album for 21 Pilots,
those things were going for, like, $500 a pop
when I got it. Did you end up getting the My
Chemical Romance Revenge, like, re -release?
Like, not the re -release, but the live album
one? I really wanted the... Is that the one that
you got the Zotro pop? Yeah, so I didn't get
that one. I did get a... exclusive version of
welcome to the black parade that was only sold
during their last tour i'm going to the tour
like they're doing the the european in 2026 version
of it yeah so i might pick up the same record
there what's it look like is it just like the
same or is it i'll send you a picture of it when
i get home it's a picture disc that's so they
sell it online and one side of it is like the
album artwork where it's like the the patient
oh i i have that one like the one it's like it's
imprinted on the back of the record yeah yeah
i have that then the back of it looks different
for the one that they sell in concert i can't
even remember what the picture is the one that
they mass sell is like the picture of like all
five of the band members wearing the welcome
yeah it's like a picture of them but did you
did you see that the fucking this is i'm not
trying to derail it but did you see that the
one of the things that you could get for the
the country of drag that they made had the fucking
egg on it no i didn't it had the fucking egg
on it that's pretty cool and i'm like dude i
need to get that it's it's it says uh it says
drag a place that exists and it has the fucking
egg on it that's pretty cool it has i mean it
has a like a bunch of other buildings that aren't
albany buildings but one of the buildings is
the fucking egg and i'm like that's fucking awesome
we're almost in empty net territory here i cannot
believe that the sabers are He's currently winning
this game. I have a feeling that the Senators
are going to give up a late goal in this game.
No, not Benson. How are you going to hurt Benson
the day I get his fucking jersey? No. No. Oh,
God. Somebody fight whoever the fuck hit him
now. Did he get hit in the eye? I don't know.
I don't know what happened. He took a shot to
the eye. He took a slap shot off the eye in practice,
and he wore the fishbowl for a week. He still
has a black eye from it. Oh. Oh, yeah. He took
a hard elbow right to the chin. Somebody's got
to lay him on the floor. Tyler and Ally match
watch hockey. No! But for vinyl, I have a diamond
-tipped fucking thing for my record player. Is
that even fucking worth it? So, yes, depending
on what turntable you have. I have a... Fuck.
It has a specialized fucking needle too. So you
got to send me a picture of it because it's not
a matter of the record player. It just matters
if it has a... The two features that you want
if you have a diamond -tipped needle cartridge
are you really want an anti -skate device and
you want an adjustable counterweight. Because
if the tracking pressure is too high with a diamond
-tipped needle, it can wear the record. It won't
scratch it, but it will wear the record quicker.
Because the cheap ones that they make, you can
play a record probably thousands of times before
you're going to have problems with it. But a
cheaper needle is conical. It literally looks
like a cone. expensive diamond tipped ones kind
of have like this concave thing that comes out
this way so it has two points that read each
side of the record better than if you have just
a big needle that's reading each side so um those
ones they do wear quicker but if you have an
adjustable counterweight you can make it so that
like the needle is just barely putting pressure
like you typically want a tracking force of about
like two to three grams um But if you don't have
an adjustable counterweight, it's probably pushing
like five to six grams of pressure on it. That's
going to wear it out quicker. It's going to wear
the needle cartridge out quicker and it's not
going to sound as good. So that's kind of what
you want to do there. But no, like first pressing
additions though, like when they first start
using the pressing, that is the most authentic
audio you can humanly get. So people like audiophiles
like me. Fucking love those records. And especially
because they made like 13. There's some weirdly
specific number they made for the first pressing
edition of Breach, which, by the way, first pressing
edition, they branded as FPE. Few, proud, emotional.
But just saying. God fucking damn it. Just a
little Easter egg there. God damn it, Ellen Beck.
But mine was like 1 ,200 or something. So it's
like really one of the first pressings. That
sells for fucking good money. Good, good money.
That must be awesome. Yeah, see, look. It's the
fucking egg. Oh, that is sick. That is fucking
sick. That's awesome. That's fucking badass.
If I see it at the show, I'm going to get one.
You should. You should. See, it's the fucking
egg, dude. The egg is probably one of the weirdest
buildings on the planet. Yeah, that's just Gerard
Way going to chat GPT like, yo, can you make
me a merch item that would attract Albany listeners?
I mean, they did do a show. What the fuck is
that building? Sure, we'll sell 10 ,000. I mean,
they did do a show in Albany recently, so they're
probably like, yo, remember that weird building
in Albany? The fuck's that thing? Oh, the egg?
Oh, damn, dude. That's crazy. We should add that
in. That's fucking crazy, dude. Who, My Chemical
Romance? Why is there a fucking... Lightning
mascot there. I don't know. That was fucking
weird. Why was that there? I don't know. Did
they give them a fucking penalty for that dirty
hit? I don't think it was a dirty hit because
it looked like Tage pushed the other guy into
Benson, but Benson seems to be alright. What's
he doing on the phone? He's on the tablet. He's
watching his set. Casey, there's fucking two
minutes left in the game. They're about to pull
the fucking goal. It's crunch time. You talk
with Tyler for a little bit. Let's take a break.
We'll be back. I'm going to turn this up then.
Untitled podcast. Welcome back to Untitled Podcast,
motherfuckers! It's funny, this band sounds just
like Downswing. It's called Yosemite in Black.
YOSEMITE IN BLACK! They have a midget on bass
playing a headless bass. That's fucking awesome!
That's wild. Check out the midget. I don't know
if you can see the screen here. Can you try to
flip this? computer around once every, like,
five episodes and we disconnect everything. Wait.
Where's the midget? The fucking midget. This
sounds like skate rock to me. There he is. That's
awesome. That's great. That's fucking sick. I
feel like that bass is slightly, like, smaller
than usual. Like, they made it custom for him.
Well, I imagine. But they fucking go hard, though.
Because, like, a bass is already a big instrument,
and he does exactly have the longest arm, so
it's gotta be. It has to be. He's really fucking,
fucking crazy. Steve's almost 50. Oh, welcome
back. It's episode... I thought he was a hockey...
I thought Matthew could chuck it first. Dude,
that's crazy. That fucking crazy Steve's almost
50. Yeah. I think it's so funny. He looks like
the most generic older hockey player. Yeah, he
does. He looks like Ovechkin. That's crazy. He
looks like any hockey player above 35 in the
league right now. Other than Crosby. The graying
beard and the long hair. That's it. Okay, we're
not going to get into hockey. I'm sorry. I'm
sorry. Episode 130. I'm back here with Tyler
and Allie Mack. That 130? Yeah, 130. Holy fuck.
Fuck, man. I thought we did 100 episodes like
a month ago. What the fuck? That was in March
of last year. Holy fuck, dude. That was the better
part of a calendar year ago, Allie Mack, you
fucking idiot. I try to take my wife up to Lake
Placid for Valentine's Day because that's where
we go every year. And I did not realize it was
the Olympics were going on then. And they have
like events in like different countries now,
apparently in Lake Placid is one of the places
they're doing it. So every single hotel is booked
up. Fucking Christ. Yeah, that's wild. Even just
like around the time of the Winter Olympics in
general, it always booked up because people got
nostalgic about Lake Placid. So, yeah. How many
drunk people do you think witnessed the Miracle
on Ice and were like, we're taking our family
here every four years, no matter what, forever?
I'm sure that's like 30, minimum 1 ,000 fans
in the arena that night thought that. Didn't
we just have the hologram Miracle on Ice recently?
Dude, I was so pissed I missed it. That looks
cool. I would actually watch that, the hologram
Miracle on Ice. They actually, on the actual
ice, they projected holograms of the actual game
going, and you could actually watch. the miracle
on ice that's wild does that only work for like
one half of the rank though i would imagine no
no the whole thing no it's like what they did
with tupac yeah but the thing was with that was
that it was all from like one more or less one
standpoint for the fans like if you got close
that didn't look that real i feel like oh no
so i guess it was like they have a way to do
it 3d down where like the whole arena you can
see it around it Okay, I want to go really bad.
That seems awesome. Did they only do it one time?
That's what I saw. They got to do it again, probably.
They could make like fucking $10 ,000 a day.
I'd be like, oh my God, did you hear that? Do
you believe in miracles? Yes! I'd be like, ah!
Do you know how much money they can make every
day if they ran that every day? Oh, if they ran
that every day, that would be a torrent. Just
run it. Yeah, dude, the MVP arena has nothing
better going on. Put that in for like a couple
months like it's a movie and then just see how
much. Dude, that would be a sellout every night.
No, I mean the Lake Placid arena. Yeah, just
put it everywhere though. You could fucking tour
that shit through stadiums and people would pay
for it. Oh, absolutely. That's a cash cow that's
on tap. I'm going to get in touch with Lake Placid.
We should just record holograms of our band and
just use that as shows. Dude, it's probably going
to be our gimmick. That could be our gimmick.
We're just holograms. I have a feeling it would
get morbid so quickly. It would be a Linkin Park's
like, Chester's back in the band, guys. Here
he is. It's hologram. Everybody give a hand.
He's back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, here it is.
Hold it close to the mic so the listeners we
don't have can hear. Well, we have listeners
in Canada, so... This is Placid. Going back in
time is impossible. But on Thursday, in the historic
Lake Placid village, Michelob Ultra brought back
to life one of the greatest... Yeah, see, half
the rink's blocked off, though. Okay, so yeah.
Yeah, half the rink is a projector, or like a
screen. So it's... It does look 3D from all those
seats, but it needs to be from one focal point.
Yeah, but you just sit on that half of the ring.
Bringing fans to Lake Placid and bringing the
legends here, it had to be unique. 2 ,000 people
at Herb Brooks Arena witnessed a holographic
recreation of the famous metal round game between
the powerhouse Soviet Union and the famously
underwhelming Americans that changed the narrative
of not only American hockey, but politics. I
would go so loaded to that game. I would be the
loudest, drunkest fan. Well, it took us one game
to lift the nation's spirits. I think the greatest
thing is, you know, the chant USA. It's fucking
Jim Craig, dude. Oh, my God. It's fucking Jim
Craig. Legends from the American team, including
goalie Jim Craig. That's baby beepers. Yes. Made
the trip back to the building they made famous
to watch the presentation narrated by the voice
of the miracle, Al Michaels. I find it extremely
enjoyable just from the standpoint that, you
know, so long ago, obviously we did something
special, but even coming back at our ages and
we're a little bit more gray than we were back
then, it just brings back memories and just makes
you feel good. Millions of dollars of holographic
equipment brought... into Herb Brooks Arena,
which usually sits 8 ,000 fans. Tonight, 2 ,000
select individuals getting an opportunity to
witness the miracle. We can probably chop this
bit out of the episode. We're just watching videos
now. Dude, that looks awesome, though. I would
have been so excited to actually go to it. Dude,
I would have been. If we went there with, like,
Train Man, we would have had the most absurdly
fun time ever. That would have been, like, a
memory I would never forget. I was like, Michael
Ridney, howdy! So, gentlemen. See, so you'd be
like, I'm delivering this week. I'd be like,
I gotta watch the fucking miracle, okay? Are
you kidding me? This is a miracle on ice, honey.
I told you, you can come or you can fucking stay
home, alright? I'm not paying for a ticket, though,
if you pop first. No, I'm just kidding. I would
never say that. Oh, so it's confirmed it's a
girl now? Yes, yep. Oh, I didn't know that. Oh,
I thought you guys did know. No. Congratulations.
Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, it's a girl. Yeah, so I'm
going to be a girl dad. Oh, wow. I'm going to
be a little daddy's girl. I can fucking tell
already. Cece's sold on it. So do you think she's
going to be more Cece's tone or more your tone?
What's that? You think skin tone -wise, you think
she's going to be more Cece's tone or you? We
were joking about that because we saw my grandmother
today and she didn't know until now. I feel so
bad. And my family's like... She's the only one
who doesn't know. You've got to get over there
and see her. And we have been so busy lately
with fucked up work schedules and shit. We haven't
seen her. We show up and she's like, so am I
like the last one to find out? Like, no. I was
like, oh my God, I am such a douche bag. I would
actually be on paternity leave from the podcast.
Yeah, I don't know about that. I'll probably
scram out here. Just bring her with you. Well,
no, I mean, obviously, the first month, I'm probably
not going to leave my house very much. Dude,
bring her. Have her hang out with us. Yeah, after
that, once we get a little bit comfortable as
parents, I'll let her go out and do things with
her friends, and I'll stay home, and then vice
versa. We should just pay the Allie Mack a percentage
of the revenue we made off of ads for paternity
leave. I mean, dude, honestly, I'm very thankful
my job takes good care of me. So I'm going to
get probably like I could take three months off
if I wanted to. Really? You get three months?
I don't think I'm going to take like a full three
months. Dude, you know in fucking Denmark and
Finland, they get a year off when they become
new parents. Yeah, they're better countries.
Yeah. I'm just kidding. They're socialists too.
No, no, no. Shout out dad socialism. I think
a year is a bit much. I don't think you need
a year paternity leave. You got to get back out
there. I think maternity leave would be fine.
for a year. For the woman, I think if they need
it, then yeah. Because sometimes they get real
fucked up from the birth. That's probably going
to be my case. We won't get onto that on the
air though, but we'll see. Alright, for my slur
jar, I got JFK half dollar, 1989. Going to the
slur jar for my slur earlier. a half dollar half
dollar you think you think that you think just
because it's a rare coin you get out of this
buddy you think you think do you honestly believe
check it out i'm fucking forgiven yeah i mean
that's sick but we need a dollar in the slur
jar that's do you honestly believe that the f
slur is only 50 those are probably worth like
five dollars actually now They're rare. All right,
let's look it up. Speaking of money. Wait, hold
up. No, because you're going to look up some
biased shit. We're going to see like, oh, it's
worth $7 ,000. It's got a face facing the wrong
way. Dude, I had to pay a fucking $1 ,500. How
much is your standard half dollar coin worth
now? Well, no, it's $19 .89. $0 .50. A standard
half dollar coin is worth $0 .50. Shut the fuck
up you fucking clanker 1989 was that what you
said? Yeah How much is a 1989 50 cent coin worth?
All right, well you get 60 % that's good enough
I mean, it's from 60 cents to $1. So, I mean,
if you were to wait and sell this, if you listed
this on Amazon and waited like three years, you
could probably get a dollar out of it. So I guess
that's okay in this lifetime. It'll be like 50
years before this is worth anything. Oh, that's
another band I've been listening to is Thanks
So Much. Spelled that way. I have not heard of
them. They're really fun. I got something spooky
I want to talk about. Ooh. Spooks. The Spectres
and Ghosts. That's going to be, you know, I've
been really into this this week. The Las Vegas
mole people. Yeah, dude, they're crazy. Dude,
it's fucking crazy. So I guess there's this like
society of like 2000 people under Las Vegas living
in the sewers. And like half of them die. They
don't have laws. Yeah, they don't have any laws
there. The police don't go down there. Is this
real? No, this is, I thought this was a joke.
And this is actually real. People, when they
have warrants and they're wanted criminals, they
move into the sewers of Las Vegas. And they have
like 2 ,000 people down there and they just don't
have laws. And they just have a guy that's like
a cop. And if you break a law, he just shoots
you in the face. And there's like some people,
some people. That sounds like fucking like Texas
Red from Big Eye or something. No, they were
like, some people just go to Las Vegas on vacation,
right? Some people are like, yeah, I just came
on here on vacation. I lost all my savings in
the casino. So I moved to the sewers for nine
years. Yeah, great plan, bro. I'm sure the quality
of life in those sewers is fucking phenomenal.
Great amenities, low rent. Every single time
that it rains, like, five people die. It's great.
I don't even have to buy food. I just wait until
they die, and then I can take it. It's fucking
awesome. So, like, twice per year, it floods
in the sewers. Oh, my God. And it literally goes
up to the top of the ceiling where they live.
So, like, twice a year, like, fucking 100 people
die. They're like, yeah, you just got to take
that chance if you live down here. It's like
a folklore they pass down to their children.
It's like, every two years the floods will come.
The floods are coming. Prepare everybody for
the... The municipality foretold the sewers will
be released tonight. Yeah, so there's like a
bunch of murderers, kidnappers, like fucking
pedophiles, rapists that live just in the sewers
just hiding from the law because the fucking
police won't go down there. Well, I guarantee
you there's like a similar thing in the fucking
New York City abandoned subways. Yeah, there
can't be a single woman or child down there.
There are women, actually. No, no. I saw a couple.
They were from Hawaii. The guy had a warrant
in Hawaii. And he was living down there with
his wife. That's got to be a tough sell to the
wife. Listen, I got a warrant. We're going to
the Vegas sewers. I fucked up really bad. Pack
your bags, but not too much. It's going to get...
tropical twice a year like dude i saw this guy
he was like my truck broke down at the rest stop
in las vegas and i got stranded here and now
i've been down here for 10 years like what at
some point that had to become a choice for the
guy there's no way he had 10 years without like
a dash of a chance of an escape from the sewer
system I feel like you can escape. If you don't
have a warrant, it can't be that hard to get
out of the sewers, bro. They have different tunnels,
so they have a feud between the tunnels that
are owned by the heroin addicts and the crystal
meth addicts. So you have to pick a faction of
what they're going to do. So it's just prison
gangs. Yeah, heroin or crystal meth. So it's
just like... drug wars, but instead of, like,
the people who are distributing the drugs, it's
the people who are always on them. That's wild.
Yeah, yeah, right. That's wild. That's crazy.
Dude, I thought this was a fucking, like, joke.
I thought this was, like, a fucking scary movie
when I saw it. Like, how can that exist? And
the problem is, like, they can't get IDs to get
out of there. Like, the government, they, like,
lost their IDs and the government won't issue
them IDs. Well, they don't know their social
security number? Like, are they just... At a
certain point, do they just declare you a thief?
Well, no, they can't. You can't just say it and
they just believe you to issue an ID. You have
to have some kind of documentation. So they have
to have a family member that vouches for them.
I was going to say, you've got to be able to
be like, Mom. But then they're going to be like,
oh, what's your phone number? I don't know. I've
been down there for 20 years. I don't know anybody.
She could have died 20 years from dysentery for
all I know. So apparently if you lose your ID
in Las Vegas, you get to live in the sewers for
like 20 years. Can we do an episode from the
sewers? We get shot. Yeah, I want to go down
there. I've been watching people that have just
gone down there making documentaries. What faction
are we joining? Well, I think the NCR. The guy
from Hawaii was in the Crystal Mouth faction.
Are you more of a Legion guy? No, no. I mean,
if anything, I'm stuck between Wild Card and
Mr. House, if I'm being honest. Mr. House is
a prick, but he wants to go to space, so he kind
of sold me. No, the one guy I was watching was
from the... My dumb ass is going to the fucking
NCR. I'm going to be a dead man. Dude, I really...
I want you to know, Casey, I don't know if you
played Fallout New Vegas, but I know Tyler has.
I'll keep this short, though. No, I played Fallout
4, though. I love that one. When I picture, like...
when i picture the what casey's describing i
just picture the thorn like people are fighting
scorpions for money and then there's what what
the fuck was that was the uh the leader's name
fucking the one rose yeah it was something it
was no red red lucy red lucy and you could fuck
her yeah you could fuck her if you killed all
of the animals you brought there to be to breed
but here's what she was weird too she's like
you can you you're the alpha predator yeah you've
tamed all my beasts now it's time for you to
breed me like we've breeded these animals. It's
like, whoa, okay. Give me your unique shotgun.
That's cool. Cause she does give you that too.
And that thing's sick, but what's, uh, what's
spooky about it is they have fucking, it's engraved.
Sorry. Sorry, Casey. Sorry. What's spooky about
it is they have fucking ghosts down in tunnels.
Yeah, of course there's fucking ghosts down there.
They literally have places where it says, RIP,
this person died here. And so the ghosts of fucking
people haunt the tunnels. I see eyes in the dark.
I see a fucking little girl running around. There's
a spooky ghost in the fucking sewer, dude. Because
all the worst people of society are just concentrated.
I just feel like it's going to be like, rest
in peace Hugh Jazz. He died here. And then right
next to it will be like, call this number for
a good time. Do they have shop systems? Is there
an economy within this? They have trades, yeah.
So I don't know if they have a currency. I'm
going to the Las Vegas fucking sewer system trade
school. But they're like, yeah, we'll do a trade.
We have Minecraft, basically. What the fuck?
I'll trade you, you know, a bed for fucking food
or something. Speaking of Minecraft, I went 10
,000 blocks away from spawn and I did not find
a single pale forest. I was losing my mind. You
can ask Casey. I was like, I'm in the desert.
I'm fucking Moses fucking going. Were you in
survival at this point or creative? Yeah, we
were in point survival, yeah. Yeah, dude, we
fucking play survival, but we're playing non
-drived items because it's fucking. Dropping
items sucks. We're playing keep inventory. Yeah,
keep inventory. What does that mean? When you
die, you don't lose your stuff. That's pussy
as hell. I'm sorry. I'm sorry to drop that. I'm
not trying to be a douche there, but once you
build a house, you don't die. I mean, it's Minecraft,
bro. What difficulty are you playing on? Normal.
Oh, come on. Just keep torches on you. Keep a
sword on you. Keep that motherfucking thing on
you. You're good. Watch out for lava. I've been
trying to fucking explore the nether, but there's
a fucking gas spawn right there. Are you guys
telling me that you've passed your peak in Minecraft?
I have passed my peak in Minecraft. What's next?
You're going to put it on fucking peaceful mode?
We're going to put it on hardcore, where if you
die, the world gets deleted. I love that shit!
No, I fucking built hardcore worlds. Dude, you
spend so much fucking time building your shit,
and then it's just like, well, you can never
play again. Bye, fuck you. Yeah, but that's what
makes it sick, is that it's like real fucking...
I agree, yeah. Once you start building shit in
that game, you're like... wow i gotta make sure
i don't get my ass kicked and then when you do
it's you always die in a stupid way too and you
realize how much damage always it's either fall
damage or like you're in the nether and you're
like eating or some shit i mean how many times
have we died since we started this world probably
like fucking 50 yeah guys come on no because
like maybe i was like maybe i was too autistic
into minecraft it takes a while to get your uh
base going like where you have an actual defense
system You don't need a defense system. You sleep
in your bed. Well, I mean, you got to keep the
creepers and the skeletons out. Yeah, you got
doors, dude. Oh, by the way, I built a stable
for the horses, but I haven't found a horse yet.
I've seen some in there, in the plains, yeah.
Creepers, dude, you got iron armor on and you
make sure that your health is full. You're good.
A creeper's not going to take you out. Casey
has like 10 ,000 diamonds somehow. Yeah, no,
I spent yesterday mining. I got the fully upgraded
pickaxe, so it gives you between two and four
diamonds per ore that you mine. Yeah, the enchantments
is when I stopped playing initially. I was ridiculously...
That's what you have to do in order to upgrade
anything. Yeah, because I was a big creative
kid. I just liked making autistic fucking worlds
of just whatever I could imagine. I was never
a big survival guy. So we are like, we all come
from different, different areas here. Cause I
was like the, I love the survival thing. I adored
it. My favorite servers that I played on when
I was a kid were prison servers. Yeah, we both
were in prison, actually. Yeah, but in prison
servers, you would have the cell block that you'd
spawn in every time you logged into the server.
Oh, I remember that game. They had prison and
sky block. It wasn't like that, though. They
had the Hunger Games. Yeah, the prison servers
were kind of like you had to make it across a
PvP area to go to the tree farm or the mines
or something, and then you had to... Again, enter
that PVP area to make it to the shop where you
could sell it. And if you died, somebody could
just murk you. So, like, you could have just
spent, like, the better part of an hour cutting
down trees, filling your inventory with wood,
and then get out there, and then some douchebag
in full diamond armor just slays you. Yeah, no
thanks. But that was the cool thing, though,
is, like, you'd finish filling your inventory,
and then you'd have to, like, just kind of keep
an eye on, like, the whole cell block and be
like, all right. He's over there. The one diamond
guy's over there. All right, he's tied up with
that guy. He's got iron armor. It's probably
going to take him a little bit longer to take
him down, and you just beeline it. to the shop
it was like a game of capture the flag it was
fucking sick but horrifically and when you died
there was no more devastating yeah i remember
that game yeah i saw a so you don't know him
too okay yeah i saw a uh like a like a youtube
short or an instagram short where it had the
quote of the uh a poor man won't show you anything
about himself but give a man oh give a man nothing
and he'll build like a world give a man everything
he'll destroy everything and he just showed a
minecraft world yeah i just know if you give
a man everything he'll destroy it if you give
a man nothing he'll build empires yep yeah if
i didn't keep inventory on every time tyler died
he would literally crash out yeah yeah he would
just be like what the fuck well that's the thing
is like he's from the creative aspect so he probably
didn't Like, he probably... I'm not taking shots
because you can build things way better than
I ever will be able to in that game. I just have,
like, the autistic architecture fucking thing.
And I have, like, the art... I have the autistic
survival instinct of, like, I know the exact
way to dig down where I'm not gonna get hit.
Like, I know... I'm just good at self -awareness
because I used to play hardcore. So it's like
a compromise between you two. Yeah, and then
Casey, you're kind of in the middle. Yeah. Like,
for me, like, I don't fucking die when I play
my... And if I do, it's because... I mean, I
know I've died when we played survival before
because I've gotten like drunk and just stopped
caring. But like, I keep getting slain by the
warden. Yeah. Well, the wardens, well, the wardens
summon the warden. It's just like, help. I'm
like, I have a fucking, a wooden sword. What
are you, what am I going to do? I have no armor
and a wooden sword. You're giving me flashbacks
when we did the Easter egg in case you would
be like, I'm round 20 with like a blue shotgun.
You're like, all right guys. Yeah. I think we're
ready for Legion. No, bro. We got to go another
round. We got to upgrade more. Like, nah, bro,
let's just take them out. Like, we're not going
to do damage. Me and Megan were playing that
recently, actually. Dude, I haven't played fucking
zombies. I haven't played zombies since we all
played together. The most disappointing thing
about us finally beating Legion was, like, we
got our asses kicked for months on end trying
to beat that shit. And the time we finally beat
it, I was so fucked up when it happened, I couldn't
even remember the next one. We beat it, like,
probably two or three times. I know. I remember
the fucking one time I got down there, and then
I got fucked. the legendary item i got was a
fucking knife and i was like what you get like
a knife or like an rpg you're like are you fucking
kidding like anything else dude but i was i would
go crazy because casey would go off doing his
because you gotta both of you guys got a server
strike dude it's like a 90 chance you're getting
a server so i got fucking golden knife. Yeah.
Well, yeah, on that Easter egg, the Outbreak
one was the tough one. That was the one that
really gave us grief. We never really got hung
up on any of the other ones, I don't think. We
kind of just flew through them. Outbreak fucked
us up every single time fucking Odie came. It
was a fucking nightmare. I mean, me and Megan
have been playing recently, so Outbreak was hard
Legion, and Valentina on Mauer to Toten was hard,
yeah. I felt like such a piece of shit when I
beat the fucking Black Ops. seven or whatever
fucking black ops six which fucking whichever
one isn't the most recent the one before that
i felt like such an asshole when i beat that
fucking cthulhu thing with my buddy because like
we did not think we were gonna beat it And I
really wanted to beat it with you guys, and then
I beat it with them, and I was like, I feel like
such a prick. Dude, the thing was, Casey would
get thrown halfway across the map because he's
like, I don't know what to do. You get the entire
Easter egg, and then when it's time to fight,
you're like, I still got a blue shotgun, guys.
As the fucking creature came out, he's like,
oh, hey, guys, by the way, I only have a blue
shotgun. And it's like, oh, that's fucking awesome.
I remember it was us guys and my buddy Trevor,
and we played. and we made it to the end and
I'm not gonna lie it was both of you this game
and Trevor told me the next game he was like
I'm not playing with them because we have the
perfect setup and we're like ready to go into
the boss battle and spontaneously you two in
different locations go down lose all of your
fucking perks like you both self revive when
we could have got you so you lost your self revive
and then we got our fucking ... ... ... ... You
guys were just progressively crashing out harder.
Because you lost more and more perks. Like, ran
out of ammo, and you were just... You couldn't
do anything, and I felt so bad, but we didn't
want to give up. My ass was like, great! Fucking
wonderful! Awesome! I lost fucking... I lost
Jug! Awesome! I'm fucked now! That's great! And
then me and Trevor started... We literally weren't
going down, we just ran out of ammo. So you guys
started going down, and we had to wait for our
Aether Shrouds to... charge up to get you when
you went down. My favorite note was when Casey
would get thrown halfway across the mat from
one of the tentacles and he'd be like, help me,
help me. It's just like, dude, we can't get to
you. Yeah. Help, I'm in the ocean. Yeah. When
I beat it, it was just me and that friend too.
It lowers difficulty however many people you
have on the map. It lowers the amount of zombie
spawns. And it somewhat affected the boss health.
But we just had really good luck. We attempted
it once. We had really good luck. And we're like,
oh yeah, let's just try to familiarize ourselves
with the steps. Because neither of us really
knew them. And then we did it. And then we somehow
just got great luck. Like, we're pulling fucking
ray guns. We, like, got all the free perks. Like,
we were just doing everything right. I love Citadel.
And then we beat it. And I was like, I feel like
such a prick. Like, Casey and Tyler are going
to be so mad at me that I just fucking beat this.
I loved fucking Citadel. The one night was great
when fucking... Oh, fuck. I think we told you
to get on. I think you were working, though.
When Ethan just hopped on when you and me were
doing the one Easter egg. Oh, yeah, yeah. Fucking
hasta pasta. Just jumped in our party. Just jumped
in your party? Yeah, like, out of fucking nowhere.
He jumped in the Xbox party, and then we had
to, like, work to get him on Discord, but he
did. And, dude, it was fucking crazy. I mean,
we just got our asses beat, but it was weird.
We were serious. We were going to beat it that
day, and then Boston joined in. I just lost any
desire to do the Easter egg. I was like, I just
want to catch up. It's hard once you go down
and you lose all your shit. Yeah. What a wash.
I still haven't played seven. The what a wash
line is legendary. I just said that to Megan.
We were playing at a cohort the other day. We
were playing Legion. What a wash. I went down.
I was like, what a wash. The amount of times
we made it to that final boss and it was like
me with every perk, ray gun, like triple pact,
ray K, triple pact. And then, like, we'd get
to, like, the very end and, like, it wouldn't
even be the very end because the ending was tough.
I'm not shitting on you here either because I
would occasionally go down in the end, too. I
don't have action beats on the boss fight. I
just do the Easter egg. Yeah. The other thing,
and I got to say this does make a difference,
is I always played on mouse and keyboard. That
does make a huge difference. Once you get good
at that, like, I'm not going to lie, zombies
gets pretty fucking easy. The best is when Beepus
would show up, fucking be ass, and then run away.
Yeah. yeah the best part was I gotta say the
fucking give me my fucking ray gun and then he
never played ever again you were on a track of
fucking he was on a fucking track of just like
I don't know it was like any easter egg there
was a free gun Casey's always taking it and he
sucks no it he didn't i i will i think casey
got the rough end of the deal to a little bit
just to play devil's advocate here because you
were always doing the easter bunny shit dude
you don't got money to buy shit bro we gotta
fucking go to the final he just keep tagging
the door he just kept tagging the fucking door
can you open that door I don't know much about
that. I don't got many points. Oh, damn. I'm
going to need you to open this door. Open that
door. I would always do it. We did get to a point
where I feel like eventually me and Tyler would
start. We started opening the doors like the
bulk of the time, but we'd be like eight doors
deep, and you'd be like, oh, can you guys open
this? It's like, dude, come on. What the fuck?
Bro, you just bought Jug the gun off the wall
and pack -a -punched it, and you haven't opened
it. Me and Tyler don't even have fucking Jug
yet. I don't have armor. I ain't got shit. I
could go down any second here. RIP to our listeners.
who don't know what the fuck we're talking about.
No, I feel like most of our listeners know what
zombies is. Dude, we don't have listeners. Yeah,
Las Vegas bowl people. We gotta check them out.
I think Las Vegas episode 200. I'm down with
it. Did you fucking see the Fallout show yet?
Yes. I'm caught up except for the last episode.
I'm caught up all the way. It's fucking good.
I actually really like it. I do too. It's a good
show. I didn't watch it at first because all
the memes I saw was people shitting on it. She
does have a weird fucking eye problem. I think
she's gorgeous. She's got weird eyes. I mean,
yeah, but I think she's gorgeous. I like the
ghoul. The ghoul's my favorite. I mean, the ghoul's
sick. Walton Goggins is just a great actor. Did
you ever see Vice Principals? The series. Walter
Goggins, the vice principal in that. There's
one fucking scene in Vice Principals, and I know
we lost fucking everybody because Vice Principals,
fucking nobody watched it. But Walter Goggins
drops acid by mistake at a fair for the school.
Yeah. And their school mascot's a goat. So he's
walking by, and then this one kid turns around,
and he was wearing a goat -like head, and he
saw the devil as the goat screams at him. He
goes like, woo! And then he just fucking mews
at the kid. He just goes. And then just turns
around and keeps walking. I'm like, dude, he
just mewed at a demon. That's so fucking funny.
I love it. I love it. I just think. I feel like
Walter Goggins is like one of those actors that
like is so fucking good. But like everybody doesn't
give him enough credit. Yeah. He's one of those
actors that should be like on like the level
of like a Brad Pitt or like a Tom Hanks, but
he wasn't in famous enough quote unquote movies
to like do that. Fuck it. I'll do one more glass,
but I'm going to have to probably chill on your
couch for a little bit before I drive. No problem.
You stay as long as you want. Cause there's no
way. I mean, I'm having fun tonight. I mean,
fiance's got work tomorrow morning anyway. So
it's like, I'm not going to see her tonight.
So I don't really care if I go home a little
late. sorry i didn't mean to cut you off though
the show is just cool i feel so bad because i
watch it with with her and i can't shut the fuck
up because i was so i've spent so many hours
but but i love watching with emily because she's
genuinely interested she's like so what's this
and i go and i have to pause it because i'm like
You're going to miss like 40 minutes because
I have to explain what the enclave is to you.
Yeah. CC just likes listening to me. I know she's
not really like listening. She just likes hearing
me talk. She doesn't give a fuck what I'm saying.
She's not retaining any of it. She's not interested
in it. She's like, so who's this Mr. House guy?
And I'm like, the house always wins. That's Robert
House. Okay. He's going to be alive for. Thousands
of years. Gentlemen. So your guess on it, because
they didn't go more into Mr. House in the last
episode. Do you think that he's in his little
pod currently? I mean, he has to be. He has to
be. I think he's in his pod. What more affects
me, and sorry, I don't know how much. Are you
talking about Stranger Things? No, we're talking
about Fallout. But I try to keep this short because
I know I do want to include. us oh god we're
gonna have to do jeopardy i'm gonna get my ass
kicked i'm fucking trashed but um what the fuck
was i gonna say oh right they um they showed
it i don't know what ending the credits yeah
they showed it but it had a bullet hole in it
what had a bullet hole the the mr mr house pod
i didn't know that yeah because like when it's
zooming out like the thing and it showed like
mr house's like side area yeah it showed his
pod right like you saw the pod that he is in
but there's a bullet hole in it I don't know
if you know this, but the show takes place after
New Vegas. That's right. But they said it doesn't
confirm any of the endings. then how is it canon
i don't know because okay so there's going to
be a canon where none of our choices in new vegas
mattered okay that makes sense because i was
going to say it was like the whole time i was
like yeah i'm like the legion seems like they're
still like kicking around but it's not caesar
so he died yeah so he died canonically but he
had cancer or something yeah and the ncr is kind
of on its last legs which it seemed like they're
on their last legs anyways the only one that
really makes sense to me for the purposes of
the show No, because in Wild Card, Mr. House,
because I don't know if you remember, but even
if you remove Mr. House from the tank, he says
he's going to die. Yeah. He's like, I'm going
to last like a couple. You're literally like,
this is a more agonizing. He says, kill me. Yeah,
you hit him with a golf club. Yeah, you know.
Yeah, and then you get Nephi's. Yeah, you got
to hit him with Nephi's driver. But the unique
golf club. But yeah, it's like the only ending
that makes sense. is the Mr. House ending at
this point. Because he was going to kind of squash
the NCR, squash the Legion, at least within Vegas.
And do you think, so there's the rumor going
around that they're going to do a Fallout 3 and
Fallout New Vegas remaster, like Shadow Drop,
the last day of the season? No shit, really.
And I'm like, because there's a countdown on
Bethesda's website to the literal second when
the series season finale comes out. and i'm like
dude if they fucking release a new vegas and
a three remaster i'd lose my fucking shit you
know because i was pretty bent out of shape that
was out when i was going out on baby leave gta6
got delayed i knew it was gonna happen but that
shit lined up almost to the day yeah and i was
like i'm just gonna put this baby in a fucking
bouncer and rip this game like i was so pumped
but like dude if it's fucking if we get fallout
3 and new vegas remastered and it's not a buggy
mess Because they never really fixed 3 in New
Vegas. They were always buggy masters. Oh, yeah,
100%. But, I mean, they did the same thing with
Oblivion. Oblivion's remaster was decent, though.
That's the thing. I feel so bad because there's
two games that you've told me to play, and I've
tried them. I really have tried them, and they
just haven't worked out for me, and I think it's
got to be a nostalgia factor thing. Which one?
Oblivion, I'm guessing? It's Oblivion and Baldur's
Gate 3. I fucking love Baldur's Gate. i know
dude i could tell i love the story in it but
like i just don't know the dnd thing and i'm
sure if i got over the hump and i got it but
like so that was the thing felt so slow that
was the battling enemies that was like i did
i never played a crpg which is what the computer
rpg which is that that type of game i that was
the first crpg i ever played and i got super
into crpgs after that because it it it it it's
a hard game to get into but once you figure out
that system you're like oh it just at one point
i feel like i'm not smart enough to i'll be honest
at one point it's like it's like when you're
clicking a rubik's cube together and then you
fucking get one side you're like oh yeah and
then like you you kind of do one of those things
i just i've realized what are you smiling about
over there i've realized in my age though yeah
i'm not dude vape yeah like yo Casey we're gonna
talk about some shit you don't give a fuck about
for 40 minutes and we're just gonna hit your
vape while we do it I'm here for it while we
chill in your house I'm here for it use your
audio equipment drink your wine I feel like such
a prick I feel like such a fucking prick right
now that's what the podcast is all about bro
What, just fucking shunning you? I thought we
were taking broad shots at you with zombies.
They were so fucking bad. Oh my God. All right,
Casey. I'm fucking never smoking weed again.
Let's bring Casey back to this conversation.
Let's do it, Tyler. Have you thought at all about
what we talked about last podcast about God?
God? I do, just to reiterate, I know I haven't
shut the fuck up, so I'll keep this quick. But
I am pretty sure I believe in a higher power
now. And I was feeling that a little bit before
the last episode, but I really feel in it now.
Listen, I don't believe in God. I have a lot
of positive changes coming in my life. If you
want to believe something, there's a higher power,
some kind of spirituality, I'm here for it. I
think there's always a possibility of life after
death. But yeah, I think you believe whatever
you want to believe and we just don't know I
feel like I feel like the reason I believe It's
just I feel like it's something it comes like
With age it's like the longer I'm here the more
I'm like what the fuck are we doing? And like
what the more you ask yourself that question
like what the fuck are we doing the more you're
like? There's got to be a reason. Like, there's
no fucking way I'm getting dragged out here for
80 years, which somehow sounds like the longest
period of time, but also the shortest period
of time. We're creeping up on 30, Allie Mac,
dude. I know. I know. That's the crazy thing.
I mean, I'm already 30. I know, but God bless
you. Dan's 35. Higher power bless you. I had
a third life crisis when I turned 30, so I think
I'm good now. I think that's just part of life.
There's no way I'm going to stay in my job. There's
no shot. There's no shot. I'm going to get out
at some point, too. I just pulled a fucking office
space. I fucking petered. I was like, yeah, I
don't like my job anymore, and I don't think
I'm going to go. But that's good. That's good.
And like, honestly, I feel like Dan, I don't
know if you'd give Dan any credit for this, but
I feel like Dan kind of paved the way for that
a little bit. Oh yeah, definitely. Yeah. Cause
Dan, Dan quitting his job like that, that was
impressive. That was genuinely the most impressive
move I've seen. I know. My boss tried to tell
me, you have to give four weeks notice to remain
in good faith with the organization. I don't
give a fuck. I said, yeah, my last shift is Saturday.
I was putting in a two weeks notice, but now
that you mention it, if I'm not going to end
up in good standing anyways, I'll just leave
today. I'll walk over right now. I'm good. Did
you find a new place yet, or are you just kind
of drifting right now? No. Take like a couple
of weeks off. You're pulling a Dan and then he's
going to be another Dan. A little sabbatical
guy right now. I'm looking into a home infusion
or outpatient or home infusion or triage. Gross.
I can't even say that. Dude, AIs go to the grand.
The way I'm seeing things, AI is going to take
my job pretty soon within my career of it. So
I'm just kind of seeing this as just a place
where I'm sitting right now. Because my father
-in -law is like, it's a great career. I'm like,
dude, the way AI is going right now, it's going
to take this job eventually. And I'm like, listen,
I appreciate this right now. I'm keeping my EMT
certification just in case. I said that's a great
idea. Because, dude, once that demand's there,
it's going to be demanding. Because there isn't
a lot of people. out there who can do it yeah
and i'm like and i'm like dude and as soon as
the ai bubble like hits and like makes everybody's
like thing and then ems will be one of the things
that people still need and i'll still have the
certifications and i'll have the resume that
i have with it still yeah so and i i guarantee
you if i went back to any of the places that
i fucking worked at they'd take me back in a
second if i fucking was like hey i need to i
am like hey my job fucking crashed with the ai
bubble will you guys take me back to like yeah
you got absolutely you got eight years of experience
in this you're good like yeah come on back nobody's
gonna have to work in 10 years anymore it's just
gonna be ai just doing all our jobs for us i
think that's true to a certain extent most office
job most white collar jobs are gonna be x yeah
they're gonna be gone You're going to have people
in like – So the thing I was going to say there
though for me is I'm going to try to make as
much money doing this as possible. Do a stash.
And put it into the market and like kind of just
have that like that and I'm going to invest in
AI. All right. So I like the investing in AI
part. The part I don't like and I'll be completely
honest because of AI is be hesitant how much
you put into the market right now because once
AI – Oh, no. I got my nest egg in my – my savings
right now, but I might say like save 75%, invest
25%. I'm going to put it. It's a good place to
put it. I'm going to put it in AI because if
like best case scenario, AI doesn't take my job.
Cool. Worst case scenario, I put it into AI and
I got a bunch of money from it. So the only thing
that would shut it down is if the government,
like if the thing I talked about the last episode
is we decided to slow down a little bit. Is that
the government's going to? Yeah. Oh, that's sick.
Dude, and look, they fucking textured and shit
here, too. That's actually sick. Also, the thing
nobody ever fucking realized about the Sabres,
the buffalo's eye is red, which is fucking dope.
I always thought it was just, I thought it was
blue. Yeah, everybody does, but no, it's a fucking
red eye there. Sorry, we got fucking hockey again.
Dude, jerseys are so, hockey jerseys are so sick.
Dude, every time you wear a new one, I'm like,
oh, dude. All right, gentlemen, I got a game
for you. Oh, fuck me. Yeah, right when me and
Tyler are getting along. They're going to be
at each other's throats. Casey, you better have
New York on the phone if there's any fucking
fishy business. The what? What? In football.
Oh, New York on the phone? They said that in
baseball, too. Yeah, yeah, same thing. Actually...
Are we mixing that up? Yeah, I think it might
just be New York for both of them. Oh, they said
that on baseball. Yeah, so baseball is definitely
loud. This is deafeningly loud. This is fucking
loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud!
This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This
is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is
fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking
loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud!
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is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is
fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking
loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud!
This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This
is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is
fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking
loud! This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud!
This is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This
is fucking loud! This is fucking loud! This is
fucking loud! This is fucking loud! I thought
you said the new wave. It's time! I'm happy I'm
not wearing headphones. What were you saying,
Alleyback? I said, it's time. No, before that.
Oh, I said, the new wave! No, before that. The
fucking New York thing? Yeah. Oh, yeah. So I
guess the place they review the calls in both
sports is New York. But in baseball, it definitely
was. Well, I mean, it's a large city. But it's
Vancouver for hockey. Yes, it's Vancouver. The
Montreal Canadiens. That's the best team you
can come up with. It's like, isn't that fucking
ridiculous? Which is the same thing. I think
you know that deserves slur jar I think I said
the Canadians are so hateable that's and I just
reiterated it you know you get my you get a half
oh no this goes in the slur jar this is a good
you see that I only need one more scoop you only
need you only need one more scoop and you get
a free scoop though damn I would take that over
a fucking hundred dollar bill yeah so I mean
I'm probably gonna grab that when I leave so
Yeah. I'm going to stay in the slur jar. All
right. You got to stay. We got fake Santas. Fake
Santas. Yeah. Weird combos. Okay. I'm just testing.
Weird combos. Redacted. Redacted. Antagonists.
Okay. Successors. Da Vinci. I just zoned out
during all those categories. This is not going
to be a good one. And Allie Back's category,
Sports Legends. Sports Legends. That could go
either way. If it's hockey, Tyler is going to
get it. If it's football, Tyler won last time.
I just want to see what Redacted is. Redacted
for $200. FBI files about this. Some like it
hot, actresses. Alleged communist sympathies
were redacted until 2012, 50 years after her
death. What the fuck? Read that again. I didn't
even know. I thought you were listing something
at first. I'm so messed up. This is not good.
FBI files about this some like it hot actress.
Alleged communist sympathies were redacted until
2012, 50 years after her death. Who is Marilyn
Monroe? Oh, yeah. What? Yeah, someone get hot.
What is that movie? That's a song by Marilyn
Monroe. Oh, this isn't going to go well. We'll
go with redacted again. 400 Ludwig Van Beethoven's.
Disregard that. Hold on. This is going to be
Ludwig Van what? I'm so retarded. Ludwig Van
what? uh lugwood van beethoven's third symphony
was originally dedicated to this man when he
became emperor beethoven blacked out his name
in rage i don't fucking know do you know this
one no time it out no no that would be napoleon
bonaparte no i did not buzz in for the record
i asked I asked a question. Redacted. 600. After
an uptick in accidents and fatalities, this company
requested the National Highway Traffic Safety
Administration to redact info on driver assistance
software. What is Ford? It says Ford. Say the
question again. Say it again. After... an optic
in accidents and fatalities this company requested
the national highway traffic safety administration
to redact info on driver assistance software
oh what is tesla Tesla. That's correct. I was
literally about to buzz in when he said that.
I got one right. I got one right! Holy fuck!
Damn, Alimax win. Your pick. You said damn before
I even buzzed in. You like saw that the thought
bubble went off for me and just didn't buzz in.
I appreciate you allowing me those points, Tyler.
Alimax pick. Keep it going, I guess. 800. 4.
800. Daily Double. I'm back. You got 600. You
can wager up to 1 ,000. I'm gonna regret this.
But I'm gonna do a true Daily Double. True Daily
Double. 1 ,000. Bro, I gave you the number. For
1 ,000, the Mueller report contained extensive
redactions based on grand jury secrecy, classified
info, and this constitutional amendment. Which
constitutional amendment, Ally Mac? The Mueller
Report. The Mueller Report. Extensive redactions
based on grand jury secrecy, classified info,
and this constitutional amendment. Oh, fuck.
Tyler, do you know this one? No. Fuck me. Alright,
so let me just air my thought process out here.
I'll try not to keep this going too long. Do
you know who Mueller is? Nope. I'm just thinking
about the amendments that could be subject to
this. Probably all of them. Every single one.
Every single one. This is a hard category. Let
me think about... Like I said, I was going to
regret this. I'd like to recant it. I'll bet
$1. Yeah, too late. I'll throw the flag. We'll
send it to New York. It's fine. Um... it's uh
all right so like the first one right of free
speech right second amendment right to bear arms
i feel like i would have you want to hit on that
robert muller was the uh first you can't give
him a hint no no it does kind of seem cheap to
give me a hint i mean i want you to give me one
no it's not going to help himself the question
robert muller was the first fbi director under
uh trump's first administration Okay. And he
got fired. First FBI director. Okay, so. That
raises free speech to me a little bit. But I
think that might just be my fucking dystopian
beliefs. Right to bear arms could be in there.
I feel like voting's probably good. I mean, like...
Is abortion... Is that in the Constitution? Probably
not. No. No, it's not. What's the First Amendment?
Free speech? What is free speech, yeah. What
is free speech? I know. That would be the Fifth
Amendment. What's that? Right to due process
and right to remain silent. I plead the Fifth,
you fucking idiot. I mean, that wouldn't have
won. Fuck. I mean, I wouldn't have guessed it.
I was always going to go one, but... Alright,
you're still winning, Ellie Mac. I'm negative.
Yeah, but Tyler's more negative. Your pick. Oh,
fuck. Damn, I didn't realize I was still in it.
I probably wouldn't have bet as much if I realized
that. Okay, fuck. Is there more redacted? Yeah,
the 1 ,000. Yeah, let's do that one. 1 ,016 photos
from the Epstein files were removed without explanation
from the DOJ website, including a photo of this
former owner of Miss Team USA pageant. I know
the guy's name, but I'm not going to think it.
You can time it out. I think it's the... Who
is Donald Trump? That's suspect. That's a little
weird. All right. All right. Allie Mack, you
got... Wow, that's a weird one. That's a surprisingly...
Wow, that's a surprising fact, actually. That
should be more publicized, I think. Well, you
didn't know that Donald Trump was the manager
of the whole Teen USA pageant? No. Back in the
early 2000s, he ran the entire pageant. Yeah,
well my my I'm sure if my algorithm was more
like left -wing I would have got that. Well,
no, this was like like This was like a well -known
fact back in like the day. Oh I must be a couple
year old in the back. You got fake Santa's weird
combos antagonists Successors, Da Vinci, and
Sports Legends. Can I get a handshake that we
saved Sports Legends for last? That'll be the
biggest showdown. All right. All right. I like
that. What were they again? Other than Sports
Legends? Fake Santas. Fake Santas 200. I'm not
going to do too good in this one. Kids in this
province of Canada write their Christmas letters
to Pear Noel. What is Quebec? French Canadians,
maybe? What is Quebec? That's correct. Holy fuck.
Wow. Okay. Damn. Yeah, Sabres beat Montreal today,
by the way, if anybody out there is listening.
They speak French, yep. Yep. Okay. Wow. I'm kind
of proud of myself for that one, actually. All
right. Next question. 400. Every New Year's Day,
Greek children get gifts from the saint who shares
his name with a herb. Arena Reagan. Oh Every
New Year's Day Greek children st. Basil st. Basil.
Yeah, that's it. Yep. That was by respect on
that one Tied out back in Tyler tied Weird combos
antagonists 200 for 200 captain hook Yes. Oh,
fuck. It's one of those where you gotta connect
the dots as to what it's asking. Fuck, I'm not
good at these. Fuck. Who's the antagonist in
this story? Yeah, but I didn't know that until
now. Well, now you know. And he connects the
dots on that shit quicker than I do. For 400.
Uh, Daily Double. You got zero points. You can
wager a thousand. Wait, what are we tied at?
Zero. No, you had to. So I'm negative 200? No,
you're negative 200. Tyler's at zero. Holy fuck,
we suck. You can wager up to 1 ,000. I'm at 1
,000. For 1 ,000. I respect on that. I hope you
get it right. You will, but... For 1 ,000, Biff
Tannen. What is Marty McFly? Or... Wait. Wait,
that was the answer. He still hasn't answered.
You gotta accept that. What was the answer? He
said, what is Marty McFly? Who is Marty McFly?
No, no, no. The category is antagonists. You
gotta name what it's from. What? No! What is
that? He doubled down! Okay, back to the future.
What is back to the future? Alright, that was
kind of confusing. No, he got it! He got it!
No, because he was the antagonist of Peter Pan.
He understood what it was! You can't... Bro,
you knew it was the title. I'll give you half
the points. Half points? No, no. Oh, send it
to New York. Send that to New York. Oh, my God.
That's unbelievable. Can I get a red flag on
that one? You already explained what it was on
the 200 question when I biffed it. You gave him
a second shot? All right, I'll give Tyler no
points. What? That's got to be fair, man. He
literally dumbed the question down. Come on.
You double down on it. I'm red flagging that.
Give me 50. Bro, you just got a fucking daily
double on it. All right, no points taken off,
no points gained. Oh, yeah, no, because he better
foul. I'm okay with that. I agree with that.
That's fair. Give me 50. Give me 50. that's fair
no I don't want you to be a thousand in the trenches
for that that would have been bullshit but no
yeah I actually don't know why I'm agreeing with
that but I'm happy to make a compromise to move
past it you gotta admit when I when I said okay
Peter Pan and you said correct okay right that's
the name of the story i know it's the name of
the story but it's also the name of the character
that's the yeah but then but then i said holy
fuck you got that quick and then he explained
that it's the title of what it's from he said
that after the quest 1000 points here what we're
gonna do we're gonna give no points out and we're
gonna i agree with that i shouldn't be making
that we're gonna award 1000 points to the winner
of the next question that's all right all right
this is for 1600 points i'm already playing this
game under dispute but For 1600 scar. What is
the Lion King? Yes. I was going to say face.
What is face? Who is Al Pacino? That's literally
what was going through my head. Tyler, you got
your points back. A thousand points, Casey. You
can go fucking suck a cock. Actually, I disagree.
He should be a thousand in the hole right now.
All right, Adam. I'd tag this for 800. Gustavo
Fring. What is Breaking Bad? Oh! Fuck! Dude,
I'm fucking drunk and high. What do you want
from me, okay? I'm doing my best. I didn't take
Adderall today. You got it, you got it, you got
it. We'll finish out Antagonist. For $1 ,000,
Nurse Ratched. I don't know. Wait a minute. Nurse
Ratched. now no i'm gonna buzz in with something
but you're not gonna give me points for the answer
because i know it's not what you're looking for
but it still applies what's that i was gonna
say what is ratchet because there's a show called
ratchet where there's a nurse who's the antagonist
named ratchet but i know it's not what i know
this is from this is the original yeah i know
so you're not gonna give me my points if i buzz
in with that but it is technically correct but
do you know what what's wrong though no I would
have buzzed in if I did. That was the question.
Alright, time it out then. Yeah, which is bullshit.
Because Ratchet, the show on Netflix, the antagonist
of that show is Nurse Ratchet. Alright. I'm back.
You got half points. Okay, I'll take that. That
is true. It is true. I swear to God. I explained
it to him. I'm okay with that being a full reset
at this point. I am. The answer was one flew
over the cuckoo's nest. Yeah, which is what that
show is based on. Jack Nicholson. Yep. Allie
Mack, you got Fake Santa's Weird Combos. I think
I should still have it. Yeah, I defer the selection
to him. Fake Santa's Weird Combos, Successors,
Da Vinci, and Sports Legends. Da Vinci, 200.
In Leonardo's The Last Supper, he's the apostle
seen clutching a small bag of silver. Who is
Judas? Yep. It's the easiest. Am I ever going
to get that, Casey? You think I'm studying the
final supper? He's a fucking Jew! Yeah, well,
it's the final supper and he's a Catholic. Look,
I believed in a higher power last week, okay?
I'll be back. I'll root for you, the underdog.
I should get points for that. 400. Drawn in the
late 1480s, Leo's aerial screw was an early design
for this modern vehicle. What is a helicopter?
Uh, helicopter. Correct. What the fuck? It was
a fucking Assassin's Creed game. The painting
wasn't! Tyler Speck. 600. Gran Cavallo, a bronze
statue of this animal, was commissioned from
Leonardo, but never finished. That's a hard one.
Nope. What's a horse? I feel like the Buffalo
Bills right now. This category is unbelievable.
Da Vinci. 800. A left -handed Leo used this form
of writing in his journals, not wanting to smudge
the ink. The fuck are you talking about? What
do you mean by that? Because I feel like... I'm
appalled by this fucking category, quite frankly.
What kind of writing did Leo da Vinci use in
his journals, not wanting to smudge the ink?
Like, what do you mean by that? Like, I think
I know what you're going for. What is cursive?
I'm not gonna buzz it so I don't lose points
here. Yeah, was it from right to left instead?
Yeah Really? Yeah, he doesn't want the points.
I don't I don't want the boys I'm saying he wrote
right to left seriously. Yeah We're the fucking
nerd. We're the fucking nerd. Fuck you, Michael
Angelo. It's Da Vinci. Fuck you, Michael Angelo.
The only thing I know about classic art is Van
Gogh cut his ear off, all right? That's all I
got. That was a Jeopardy question, and I did
get it. Don't you play Assassin's Creed 2? Leonardo
da Vinci was in it? Yeah, bro. I played it like
four years ago, and I was stoned the whole time.
I don't know what to tell you. He was there,
and then he was like, oh, the second game's over.
No, sorry. Brotherhood's over. Leonardo's gone.
It's Revelations now. We can't get the rights
to Leonardo da Vinci anymore. All right, Tyler.
So he's left -handed, and he uses his form of
writing in his journals. He goes right to left,
yes. That's the stupidest shit I've ever... That's
not the answer, no. It's not the answer, though?
No, it's the answer. I didn't... I didn't buzz
in. What is reverse? Well, time it out. Time
it in. What is reverse? What is mirror writing?
That's it. Reverse mirror? I gotta get some points,
right? I buzzed in. I didn't take any points
off of that. Great. Tyler's pick. Da Vinci, I
guess. Fuck it. 1 ,000. 1000 leo's iconic drawing
of a nude man in overlapping positions was named
for this roman architect oh me i know oh i know
this one too i'm not gonna get it i can see the
picture i can too oh i don't know the name i
i time it out before tyler remembers please it
is vitruvius yeah Tyler, you got fake Santa.
It was also the inspiration behind many, many
bondage equipment items, just for the record.
Seriously? I'm sure. You just made that up? Probably.
There's no way somebody didn't see a nude man
on a fucking full splay and they're not like,
yo, what if he couldn't move? There's no way
that thought didn't go. It had to be influenced.
Tyler, you got fake Santas, weird combos. I did
make that up. Successors and sports lovers. Weird
combos. Weird combos. 200. A show about a propane
salesman in Texas. Fuck! What is King of the
Hill? Wait, wait, wait. You gotta wait for the
rest of the question. Show about a propane salesman
in Texas who switches careers and sells Whoppers
instead. What is Bob's Burgers in King of the
Hill? You know what? I'll actually take that
answer. It's a Bob of the hill King of the hill,
but that works too It's a fucking yeah word it
any other fucking way As long as you get the
two names of the shows, I think you should get
we agree on that Yeah, cuz I'm not gonna know
what fucking retarded shit they came up with
his stupid alliteration Like I said Baba like
if I say Bob of the hill, I'm wrong. I got it
though. Yeah All right, Allie Mac's pick. Keep
it going. Allie Mac's got 500. Todd's got 3 ,000.
I can't... Okay. We need a daily doubler, too,
here. 400. Red -haired burger clown who becomes
president of the United States. What is Ronald
the President? I don't fucking know. Ronald McDonald,
president of the White House. Hang on. No, it's
a contraction of two. What is Ronald McDonald
Trump? Yes! I didn't take points off. Are you
fucking joking? It's a contraction. What is it?
Donald McDonald? Was that the correct answer?
Ronald McDonald Trump. I feel like... Donald
McDonald would make more sense there. But that's
like, that's what I'm saying. It's kind of subjective
here. So pretty fucking stupid. We'll keep on
doing the fucking for 600 mild, sweet or spicy
varieties of vegetables served with your cheesy
Gordilla crunch. Sweet and sour. I don't fucking
know. I mean, probably right. It's fucking so
stupid. Mild Swedish spicy varieties of vegetables
served with your cheesy gordita crunch or chalupa
supreme. What is hot? Diablo. All right, Ally
Mac, I'm not going to take this. Dude, it's Taco
Bell sauces. That would be Taco Bell peppers.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, that makes
sense. I mean, that's what's in the hot packet.
I feel like I showed some points, right? Ally
Mac's pick. I mean, Taco Bell pepper. I mean,
I'm naming the sauces from the restaurant. Did
I get nothing? Fucking Christ. It's a weird combo,
Zolimak. Yeah, it's pretty fucking stupid, dude.
It's not a weird combo. It's a fucking pepper
in a fucking taco joint. What's weird about that?
Jesus Christ! You know, this is like the least
shameful I've ever been losing a fucking episode
because these categories are fucking ridiculous.
Leonardo da Vinci? Weird combos? Are you fucking
kidding me? I thought you were a Jeopardy expert.
I was actually a prick. I'm a Jeopardy expert?
No, but you're also certainly not. Fuck. Jesus
Christ. Tell me Grok wrote this without telling
me Grok wrote this. No, he didn't write it. Yeah,
I'm sure. Fuck. Fuck, now it's fine. I fucking
just disconnected it completely. I feel like,
to the listener, they think I'm having a U -level
crash out and I've hardly moved. Alright, we're
back and we're done with the other next crash
out. I didn't crash out, that was fucking you.
You got fake sandals, weird combos, successors,
and sports legend. There's no way it's my question.
I did not get anything right. There's no way.
Weird combos. 800. Singers of California Dreamin'
order a pizza from this fatherly place. What's
the Mama and Papa John's? Oh my God! Yes! California
Dreamin'! Sasha's Winner's Day! Sasha's Winner's
Day! I'll be back, Speck. Megan's pissed at me!
Fucking Christ. I'm happy with that. You know,
that's my victory for the episode. The next category,
200, please. Tell me what the name of it is first.
You want Successors for 200? Yeah, I'm not going
to get a single one, but go ahead. Successor,
U .S. President JFK. Oh, fuck, who was it? It
was LBJ. Yes. Yeah, it was LBJ. That was a pot
shot. Fucking Christ. I guess I've watched enough
conspiracy theories. Nah, he ran against JFK.
Why do I know that? What the fuck? Why am I just
pulling facts out? Well, he was the vice president.
Clearly this information is stored in my neurons.
I just can't pull from it like he can. Fucking
Christ. Okay, successors, go ahead. 400. No,
1 ,000. What? Yeah. 1 ,000. The UK Prime Minister
and Neville Chamberlain Winston Churchill That
would have been funny as fuck if I threw it.
I should have. I should have taken it. It's the
only one I know. I was even thinking Margaret
Thatcher. I was thinking of that guy who kind
of looks like Trump. Like the fatter one with
the more balding hair that got kicked out with
like Brexit or whatever. I didn't know his name
though. Oh no. What the fuck was his name? Uh.
Fuck. 18. I don't know. 800 successors. 800 successors.
Pope John Paul II. Oh, well, that's him. Okay,
so it's Pope John Paul. There was... Is Tyler's
mic on? I'm not going to guess. You don't have
any timer to worry about. I don't know. So it
was Pope John Paul II. Was there a Pope John
Paul III? Well, they kept it in the family that
long. It's not a... That's some Game of Thrones
shit. They were fucking each other's kids. I
don't think it's Patrick. I don't think it's
Francis. It's definitely not Leo. God damn it.
Who is Jesus Christ? What's the score right now?
I think it's at 900. Tyler's got 3400. This is
an $800 question? Yeah. I'm not doing it. That's
a pussy move. Pussy move. All right, that was
Pope Benedict XVI. Oh, I fucking knew it. God
damn it. That was the one name you did not say.
No, it was kicking around my head. Ah, shit.
All right, successors for six. 600, the CEO of
Apple, Steve Jobs. I don't even know who the
other guy was. Oh, no, I forgot successors. I
didn't buzz in. I'm good. No? Nope. It would
be Tim Cook. Yeah, okay. Who the fuck is Tim
Cook? Dan would know that one. Probably. Oh,
Dan would have been immediate. Allie Mack's pick.
Oh, you like Allie Mack's pick. Is there 400
in this? Yeah. 400. The monarch of the UK. King
George IV. I'm going to take a pot shot here.
No. No. Who is Queen Elizabeth II? Yes. I was
going to say King George V. I'm so glad I did
not. I am so glad I didn't buzz in. It could
not be. There's no way. Tyler, you got fake Santas,
weird combos, sports legends. We'll do weird
combos to finish that off. 1000 ordered me a
pizza from this chain to a famous Las Vegas hotel
and casino. There's a lot of those. Yeah, but
it's a weird combo. So order me a pizza from
this chain to a famous Las Vegas hotel and casino.
What is the Lucky 38? That's not a box. That
was a joke. What is Gamora? What is the Tops
Casino? I'm just going to type it out. That was
Little Caesars Palace. I probably could have
got that if I waited long enough. I should get
points because I would have got it. Yeah, all
right. Tyler, you got Fake Santa's Sports Legends.
One second. Alright, for every five seconds Tyler
takes, that's a 200 points. Where's my fucking
yellow flag? Delay of game on the offense. 200
points. Number 69. And 300 points. That's not
fair. I have to figure out fucking what the ticket
stage was. 400 points. That's not fair. Tyler,
you got 500 points. You got fake sandals and
sports legends. And 600 points lost from Tyler.
Shut up! I'm going to start a 30 -second timer
right now. 700 points lost from Tyler. Alright,
that's 700 points. Fake Santa's and sports legend.
Okay, so you gotta dock it. That was a delay
of game penalty. It's not a delay of game penalty.
Delay of game, you get penalized 500 points.
No, no, no, no, no. That's not a fucking point.
That's not fucking real. I'm done with that.
If this is the fucking case, I'm leaving immediately.
Alright, I got fucked on the one earlier. Alright.
I'm not gonna win it. You got your points back.
You got your points back, Tyler. What's your
pick? I said fucking the Santas. Santa, 600.
In England, children get gifts from this figure
rather than Santa Claus. It's a fucking... Who
is Saint Nick? Saint Nick? No. Well, that was
worth a shot. What's the name for Santa Claus
in England, Tyler? I don't know. Nope. What is
it, like, Nicholas? That would be Father Christmas.
Are you fucking kidding me? I actually said that.
Are you fucking with me right now? Father Christmas,
yep. Casey, we call him that here, too. When?
Every, every, I mean, it's like a nickname for
him here, but we call him that. Well, why did
you say that? Because it's a fucking nickname,
bro. I said Nicholas. That should count. Well,
no, that's the primary name for him. No, like
Saint Nick. Like Saint Nickname. No, no, instead
of Santa Claus, they call him Father Christmas.
Okay, so you have schizophrenia. Continue on
fucking Santa. 800. In this European country,
Santa Claus is called Sinterklaas. Sinterklaas.
What is Norway? What is Norway? No. What is Sweden?
Sweden. No. What is Germany? It is. What is Germany?
No. Oh, wow. I thought it was for sure. Wow,
that would have really devastated me. It was
Czechoslovakia. That's not a guess. That's not
a guess. It wasn't a guess. I didn't buzz. Okay,
never mind. God. Fucking asshole. Wait, just
give me, give me one minute because we celebrated
this in like grade school. In this European country,
Santa Claus is called Center Claus. It's not
France. It's not Italy. No, no shot there. All
right. What else you got kicking around there?
It's not UK because they call him fucking Father
Christmas. Fucking stupid shit. If you're fucking
British and you're listening, leave. Just get
out. I don't care anymore. Get a hockey team
in the Olympics. Then we'll talk. Do you see
that out of the bobsled team from fucking Cool
Runnings? From where? Cool Runnings is going
to happen again. These are making bobsled teams
back. Their asses were out of this world. No,
I know this. I'm just telling you, I know it.
Is this a Daily Double? No, it's not. I fucking
sure hope not. This is for 800, actually. Oh,
so I just buried myself. You did bury yourself.
Yep. Tyler just gave a couple guesses. It's alright.
I'm going for the negative one. FUCK! Just time
it out, dude. Time it the fuck out, man. Time
it out. What is Belgium or the Netherlands? Yeah,
I didn't know that, actually. Never mind. Oh,
the Dutch. I would've said the Dutch. That would
be correct, actually. IMAX pick. You would've
gave me half points. Tyler's pick. Get the fuck
out of here. 1 ,000. In this Eastern European
country, kids call Santa Dead Morose, which translates
to Grandfather Frost. What the fuck? Yeah, I'm
not buzzing in. I'm not buzzing in on this one.
This Eastern European country... I'm not gonna
buzz in. ...called Dead Morose, which translated
to Grandfather Frost. What is Norway? I don't
know. I'm not going to get any more points by
not answering, so I got to start somewhere. No
points for that. That would be Russia. Whatever.
That's like the only real Eastern European country,
isn't there? We're coming to a showdown. Ally
Mac, you can still catch up. This is Sports Legends.
KZ, what are the scores? Ally Mac, you got negative
1 ,300. Tyler's got 3 ,000. Oh, yeah. Real barn
burner we got here, huh? Wow. We'll do Sports
Legends. 200. He was only 17 when he led Brazil
to its first FIFA World Cup victory in 1958.
Oh, my God. Who was Pele? Yes. Soccer is bullshit.
Give me 400. 400. In his final game, Tom Brady
led this NFL team to the... What is it? The Tampa
Bay Buccaneers. Oh, yes. You fucking buzzed it
before me. God damn it. Give me four. Come back.
Hold on. Hold on. You got to wait. All right.
One second. We're on standby. We're good. For
600, Jackie Robinson debuted for this MLB team.
What is the Brooklyn Dodgers? Yes. I thought
it was the A's. Goddamn. Give me 800. For 800.
You know my answer. Just bat it. Howdy, Mac.
You got negative 100. You can wager 1 ,100. Well,
I guess it's 1 ,110. Wait, are you telling me
that if I was further in the negative, I could
have bet more? Well, you can bet enough so that
you get to 1 ,000. Oh, okay. Sure. Well, then,
yeah, we're going to do that. That's not normal.
No, that's what I've always done. Daily Double
for 1 ,100. This NBA star retired from the Washington
Wizards in 2003. Who is LeBron James? Oh, no.
Wait, no, wait, hold on. Wait, Washington Wizards,
what year? Hold up. 2003. He retired in 2003.
It was the fucking, it was, it's a daily double,
dude. You can't do that. You fucked me on that.
It's the fucking daily triple, okay? All right,
that's wrong. That would be Michael Jordan. Wait,
what did I say? You said LeBron James. I did?
Oh my god, I meant Michael Jordan. You said LeBron
James, dude. I'm actually in disbelief that I
said that. I'm actually in disbelief. Yeah, obviously
fucking LeBron still plays. I said LeBron James.
LeBron retired in 2003. Are you fucking... Did
I say that? No, you said LeBron James, yeah.
Are you actually... You said LeBron James, dude.
Alright, final question. Yeah, he fucking went
to the Wizards and he sucked for like a year
or two and then he retired. Dude, I'm gonna fucking...
Alright, I better redeem myself on the thousand
because I did know that. That was like a mental
lapse. I blame alcohol. This is your question
for a thousand. This New York Yankee hit 714
career home runs and was known as the Bambino.
Who is Babe Ruth? Yes. You fucking busted it
second fast. Alright, Final Jeopardy. Alimak's
got 900. Tyler's got 3 ,000. What's the category,
Casey? You never fucking tell us. Hey, Casey.
What's the category? Hey, Grock, make me a Final
Jeopardy question. I can't do number one to you,
Alimak. That's about the early presidents. Either
that, you want number one or two? Well, I mean,
if you said number one is the early presidents...
No, I said... No, there was three. The first
one was about the early presidents. Yeah, you
said ask me one or two. Yeah, so the next two...
So I'm not gonna do one. No, no, no. The first
one was the early presidents. Do you want two
or three? Well, the last time we did this, the
question you gave me made me lose the game. So
how about you fucking pick one? Okay? Because
it really pissed me off the last time you did
this because I had it and Tyler didn't and it
cost me the game the last time. All right, we'll
go number two. The category is entertainment.
I mean, these seem pretty, pretty simple on the.
Casey, I'll just mouth it to you. Casey. Yeah.
The baselines for these seem pretty simple. Alright,
here we go. The question is, this classic comedy
directed by Rob Reiner is the only movie on IMDB
to be rated out of 11. What the fuck did you
just say? This classic comedy directed by Rob
Reiner. It's the only movie on IMDb to be rated
out of 11. Fucking iCarly. I don't know. It's
Rob Schneider, dude. What the fuck? It's Dan
Schneider, actually. All I know is that guy looks
like a pedophile. I'm just gonna time this out.
Time it by 100. You're down to 2 ,900. Allie
Mack. Wait, hold up. I can get it. I can get
it. It's Dan Schneider, dude. It's Dan Schneider,
dude. It's fucking victorious, dude. It's Drake
and Josh go to L .A. This classic comedy directed
by Rob Rainer. It's the only movie on IMDb to
be rated out of 11 rather than 10. I mean, so
surely that's got to be like a fucking meme as
to why it's rated out of 11. So like, oh man,
I'm just thinking of movies that like start with
11, like Ocean's 11. No way. That's not a fucking
comedy. Oh, you fuck. Oh, come on. I get it now.
Yeah, that makes sense. Fuck. wait just give
me a minute because if tyler got it then i'm
gonna be pissed i don't want to hear it out of
his mouth before you say it because if he actually
knows that i want to know he actually knows it
but i gotta yeah that makes sense that makes
11 11 classic classic comedy 11 what the fuck
is fucking 11 in classic comedy it does have
to do with it it does yeah it's got to be there's
no other reason why fucking So you see my thought
processes aren't retarded Tyler. Do you know
who Rob Reiner is? No. He's the guy who just
got murdered. Remember? That's great. You didn't
hear about this? No. The film director, he just
got murdered by his son. Was he in that movie?
No, he was a director. I know he directed, but
was he also an actor? I don't know, but you didn't
hear about this? Jizzy, do you realize how fucking
checked out I am? I just told you, I deleted
every social media. I literally don't have a
news source. I don't even look at my work email,
bro. I don't fucking know what's going on with
the world. Um, I don't know. It was a music -related
film. Yeah, dude. Fuck. Alright, so what you're
telling me is I'm gonna be fucking livid when
I don't get it. I don't know if you've seen it.
I don't know if you've actually seen it. Just
time it out. Just put me out of my misery. I'd
rather talk in the podcast than sit here in anger
all the time. It's Spinal Tap. It's Spinal Tap.
That would be Spinal Tap. Tyler bet 100 points.
Yeah, like a fucking pussy for the record. You
got it wrong. What did you say, Tyler? I didn't
say anything. You got it wrong. You're down to
negative 100. Tyler wins. Yeah, but the Sabres
won today too, so we got that going for us. And
we congratulate you on your win, Tyler. I'm going
to chug the rest of this glass of wine. No, the
joke was in the 80s, they made a movie called
Spinal Tap, and the guy turns his amp to 11,
and he's like, and he's like, this one goes to
11. You want to know what really pisses me off?
You want to know what really pisses me off is
because that has been leaving soon HBO max For
like the last two weeks and I added it to my
list. What's final top? Yeah, the 80s one the
80s one So I added it to my list because I'm
like I want to watch that before it leaves. I
didn't watch it yet though There is no 80s one.
It's a fake. It's a fake band Oh, well, if it's
a recent thing, I saw the name. It's this final
text with gold letters and it's the back. They
made it look like it was... It looks like a Metallica
kind of text. Yeah, like I know what it is. It's
in my list. I didn't watch it yet. It's a good
movie, actually. Yeah, well, I'm pretty fucking
pissed off I didn't watch it now, so... Tyler
gets his 39th win. I'm not even mad. I'm honestly
not even mad because that's the stupidest shit
I've ever heard. Wait. Oh, never mind. I gave
you the choice, though. What was the other question?
The last time you gave me the choice, the one
was a layup for me, and the other one was a layup
for Tyler, and I chose the one that was a layup
for Tyler. What was the layup for you? I can't
remember. It was fucking like six months ago.
No, I said the first question was an early president's
one, so you don't want to pick that. I'm going
to piss in your sump pump, Casey. If you wore
a CPAP, I'd take a shit in the air filter. I'm
going to take a piss. You guys keep it going.
You know what, Casey? I'm actually going to head
out. All right. You know what, Casey? You're
fucking... Thanks for listening to the entire
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I'm demanding justice. I need fucking Dan here
as backup when stupid shit like this... Usually,
the reason I win... Let me just say this before
we finish off. Usually, the way I win is Dan
is a buffer on the questions that me and Tyler
don't get. He gets enough of the ones that I
do buzz in for and get wrong, but he gets them.
Or he buzzes in with what I was going to say
and he loses points so I don't have to. These
two are quicker than me. Yeah, you and Dan kind
of work together on this. The only shot I got
at winning these things is when Dan and Tyler
don't know them. That's the only shot I have
at winning. I'll tell you what, iMac. Next time
at Jeopardy, you're going to have a... You're
going to have a great chance to redeem yourself.
I got something special for you. No, no, no.
I got something else. No, no, no. I got something
else. I don't want your fucking pity dub, okay?
I don't want your fucking pity win, okay? I'm
the fucking Nueve! You'll see I'm back. Sunday
was supposed to get a blizzard, by the way. That's
great. I mean, like, honey, I can't make it home.
Me and Casey, we're just going to have to stay
in his house and drink for two days. I'm sorry.
Sunday through Monday, we're supposed to get
a blizzard. That's a joke. I'm not going to do
that. For the record, that's a complete lie.
All right, folks. Say hi to Greenland. Always
be kind to yourselves. And each other. All right,
we out. Go fuck yourself. Wait, no, fuck off.
That's what I say. Wow, I've got fucking Alzheimer's.
End it now, please. For all we know, robots have
souls. We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg
or a robot? You think we were the first ones
to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are
jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we
are. There's people out there with some really
dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck
did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did
Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that
they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing
already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist. Somewhere in China, in some base,
there are super soldiers that are at least 9
or 10 feet tall. Oh my god. Okay, so did they
come from our planet? Then they are extraterrestrials.
They are aliens. I do not negotiate with parents.
I do not want this. my eyes while holding their
pulse feel them die of this virus you feel bump
bump bump beep nothing they're fucking gone i've
seen it happen i think that the government has
taken it to the next level with the birds they
know what birds are going to cross paths with
you that you are going to be able to raise and
they are going to make them so fucking real they're
going to sink money into them because they know
that if you put that mother's We're only living
in the third dimension! Nazi collaborator. Okay?
I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real. Okay?
Look it up. Look it up. He says that he was doing
this shit. George Soros actually worked...