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Dan, the last girl in the bar. I love this song.
Do you actually like it? Oh yeah, it's stuck
in my head. Is it? Yeah, me and Dan have been
making AI music. She's not a worker, but this
liquor's got her looking good. Who did you write
this song about, Dan? I didn't write this. I
think my mic needs to be turned up a little bit.
Yeah. I didn't write it about anybody in particular.
I wrote it because you wrote that joke country
song. And so I had to write one. I'm like, if
Casey's writing one, I gotta write one. Did you
ever have an experience with the last girl in
the bar? Ah, man. How have I had an experience
with the last girl in the bar? No, because I
was never really a bar fly. I mean, I had some
not so pretty girls really try and fucking slob
my knob. But I just, I was never that desperate.
So were you having an existential crisis on the
way here though? Oh man, I'm just, you know,
I got to go back to work and I don't want to.
So it's like, I just like. You don't have to.
I do though. And it's like, dude, you know what?
Like I'm living off my savings, right? Yeah.
And like, obviously I don't want to rip through
my entire savings, but like, you know, everybody's
got something to say. It's like, dude, it's my
fucking life, man. I worked for 20 years. I want
to take a fucking break, man. You know what I
mean? I think you should just stick to a Haley
white. I don't think that's going to pay off.
AI star. Oh, one AI, a celebrity just sold for
$3 million. Oh my God. She could be, uh, I think
she's got it going on for, for $3 million. Yeah.
Wow. That's fucking crazy, dude. Can you imagine
though? If like, if you had like one good song
that like a record company bought, yeah. Like
you can make a quarter million dollars off it.
Like if you in royalties, you know? Yeah, dude.
So if like, like say that song we did together,
say that shit popped off. And then a record company
came to us and said we want to buy it. We get
50 -50 royalties on it, dude. Damn. And we invest
in like a professional recording studio and like
videos and shit. Yeah, dude. Production team.
Yeah, fuck yeah. Hell yeah. Dude, have a fucking
guitar wall, you know? And you could just sit
and learn fucking chord progressions all day
and fucking play new instruments and shit. Yeah.
That should be awesome. I mean, that's like kind
of what I've been doing. Well, you already have
that. You already have exactly what I just described.
You should turn this whole half into a fucking
bigger studio. We should, yeah. You should make
a set of stairs that comes down from that room.
Oh, shit. Down here. That's a good idea. That'd
be sick, right? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know
where you'd put that. Yeah, yeah, you put it.
I'd make like a ladder. No, no, no, no. You could
put it on. You can put it right here. You can
do it. Do you feel her bunker? We would be famous
as Hayley White and we could do interviews and
they'd ask you questions and we could have it
set up so that when you talk it just shows you
as her and you're answering the questions. You
know that thing? It's like a filter. So it's
like my mouth moves and her voice comes out.
You're like, I am actually a 5 '4 Irish guy.
Dude, I'm 5 '5 and a half. I thought that was
kind of stupid, making these characters. But
I was watching this producer today. He's one
of the most famous producers on YouTube. And
he interviews people like Alison Krauss. It's
that guy's name, Billy Strings. He interviews
a lot of celebrities. He goes over songs like...
Blink -182 songs, what made them so catchy. Oh,
that Jeff guy? No, I think this is a different
guy. Mark? Rick? Oh yeah, Rick. I've seen a lot
of his videos. Yeah, he's like a big recording
producer. He was saying that you can just pop
on there and you make a new celebrity every day.
You could do that, you know? And he went over
making a song with his new character. It's really
common for people to do that now, actually. And
he said that Suno is worth like $3 billion now.
Oh, damn. And he's like, basically, they won
the AI music game. And he's like, I know professional
songwriters that are using Suno now because it's
just so easy. He goes, usually what you used
to have to do is if you had an idea for a song,
You go into the recording studio, right? First,
you got to get like a meeting with these people,
with the record executives. You go into the recording
studio and they sit you down with like actual
studio musicians and they work out your song
and they come up with a final product and then
they pitch it. You know, that's like usually
how it works. Now, one person can speak into
their cell phone, play it on guitar and write
the entire song, you know, and have a demo tape.
I wouldn't call what Suno puts out. I wouldn't
call it a finished product, but it's like, it's
something that you could take to a recording
studio and be like, this is my idea. You know
what I mean? And you'd be like, oh, okay, I get
it. Cause like, like say that like ghost talking
song I have, right? I don't know if that's your
style of music, but that's just like a blue grassy
song I've always wanted to do. And you know,
it's like, I don't have access. The whole song
is about a banjo and a fiddle. I don't know how
to play banjo and I don't know how to play fiddle.
And I've never had access to people that play
banjo and fiddle. That I could just be like,
hey, I need this part. I need a banjo fill and
a fiddle part here. So I've always had that song
locked up and now I can actually make the song
when I never would have been able to do that
before. I would have had to get all these people
together and be like... uh you know like this
is the idea i have and maybe they get it maybe
they don't maybe it comes out like i'm thinking
maybe it doesn't come out like i'm thinking but
this i mean i probably did like you know 20 versions
of that song until i got one that i liked and
then i honed that one yeah it just helps to like
hear your song how it should sound as like an
edm song then i just use that to as like the
basis to make a good my own like melody i guess
right yeah it's like it makes It makes, like,
a good framework. Like, I don't know how to do
the shit that you do. Like, I know how to make
the basic beats, right? Yeah. But, like, I don't
know how to do the synth stuff, really. Like,
how to get that, like, EDM sound. Yeah. With
that, like, reverb and that. Like, you know how
to do that perfectly. So, like, you know, we
took that one song that it did, and it wasn't
really, it didn't really have a hook, like a
synth, like a lead synth. Yeah, it was just playing
like the background chords or really like just
the bass note of the chord. Right, and you knew
I said, hey, this is like a good basis for a
song, but it needs a synth lead. And you knew
exactly what I was talking about and you made
it like that. Like that's what it's good for,
you know? Like it gives you a basis. Because
if I just played that song for you, like say
I played it on piano or something, you'd be like,
I don't really know how this would be an EDM
song. right you know but then you hear it like
what ai spit out and you're like oh i get it
totally get it like yeah i like that song i was
working on that song you sent yesterday the valhalla
yeah do you like that so i just want you to understand
that i like that that singing uh choir yeah that
the um like the melody those lyrics were just
filler lyrics because i was it i kind of so that's
from that other song that i made bonfire anthem
right yeah that's that's the uh that's the bridge
so the bridge i was trying to get what they call
group singing right when like like a group of
people are singing together like an audience
i was trying to recreate it but it didn't do
it like it didn't do it at all i said to have
the choir sing this at 93 beats per minute and
it had just like a single person sing it just
slowly not in time yeah it's really soon all
right yeah yeah you got to do it like six times
or six or seven times and it'll finally one of
those six or seven times it'll give you the right
thing holy shit because it'll give you a different
style every time but um so anyway i was trying
to get like a group like audience singing and
uh um what was i saying i was trying to get the
audience oh and i accidentally did it in It accidentally
did it in a choir. This tastes like that tree
that's on there. Oh, yeah. It doesn't taste like
a tree. Is that hop, like a hoppy beer? Let me
see. Yeah, have some. No, no, that's right. Wolf
Hollow Brewing Company. Oh, wow. It tastes like
a pine tree. Have a sip. No, no, that's right.
God damn. Do a shot of bitters. Maybe that's
my problem. Maybe that's my problem is I don't
drink enough. I know you have the opposite problem
of like Kyle and Ellie. Yeah. Yeah, man. I don't
know. I figured, I feel like that could be a
really dangerous thing right now. Like just sitting
at home, not working, making music, drinking
beer. That'd be really bad. Or you could make
a lot of money off of it. Oh yeah. I mean, dude,
you never know. I mean, I've never, I don't know.
that'd be sweet that'd be really cool like you
gotta dream a little bit sometimes you know yeah
like i always avoided like ever dreaming like
that because i always thought it was just like
stupid to dream like that same like like a pipe
dream you know same but you know what dude as
i get older it's like you you gotta man because
it's like what you're gonna what's the other
thing that could happen you work forever yeah
i don't want to i want to get the fuck out of
it hospital and shit right so it's like you gotta
dream you know you gotta have that dream that's
what i said i've just been like basically working
on music full time man that's the life and you
got the perfect schedule for it yeah you that's
all you do all week right it's just that's what
i've been doing lately trying to do lately is
just commit to it yeah dude you know what i didn't
notice i didn't understand how fucking time consuming
it is Oh, yeah. Working on music stuff. Like
if there's one little part that's off, right?
Like I was working on something earlier today
and it was like I had to cut the track. I had
to split it and it cut it off where like in that
song we were working on earlier, like she's supposed
to say home and it's supposed to carry through,
but I had to cut another part off. So it stops.
So I had to splice it out of another track and
put it in. and then blend it so that you couldn't
tell that it was two tracks together yeah it's
really tedious bro that took that took like an
hour it takes forever and it takes forever putting
up the youtube shorts like trying to get like
any kind of traction on shit like you have to
put up one long form of the video and then you
have to put up a short form and then you have
to do it on tiktok too and you have to put up
the long form in the short form and you have
to make the videos dude just doing like like
i don't know like Five songs? Hours, dude. That
shit took me like half a day. It takes forever.
Once you can learn to do it fast, you can do
it faster in like an hour or something or two.
But still, it's very tedious when you're starting
out. Yeah, it's... Dude, it's like sound engineering
is no joke. That shit... Like that sample you
sent me with the choir. It was literally like
I was tapping it. I was tapping like a tap tempo
thing. And it was like 94 for the first half.
And then the second half, it was like 95, 94
.5. So it just wasn't lining up. I was like,
what the fuck? It came out good, though. Yeah.
I mean, I had to kind of offset the track so
that fill in the space and didn't just cut out.
Right. Right. But then you did that. And then,
so you gave me that on top of a plain beat, right?
With, you know, like no piano or anything like
that in it. Yeah, just the bass and drums. Right.
And then I took that and put it back into AI
and then put the rap track over it. Right. So,
or no. It kind of got, it like got rid of the
choir, I feel like. Yeah, it did a little bit.
It subdued it. But that was just a, that was
just an example of like, I guess like. it kept
your your beat though that was your beat with
like a different style drums right right it was
yeah it was a similar sounding beat i think it
might have been in like a different timing oh
was it yeah see i'm not good with that stuff
i thought it was i thought it was like the same
kind of a rap song it's like kind of like a shuffle
beat right Yeah, it's like, I don't know. It's
what I thought the song should sound like, at
least with the choir and the rapper or whatever
singing over it. Oh, it was perfect. Street soldier.
Yeah, it did the same thing, you know? Yeah.
Yeah, but dude, that's like exactly what I'm
going for. But yeah, the choir isn't as pronounced
as it was. And it put that like gospel singer
at the beginning. Yeah, I like that. I said,
you liked it? I like the gospel. Okay, because
that's what I said. Make a gospel rap. Like I
said, this song is about gangsters shooting each
other in the hood. Yeah, it's like Gangster's
Paradise. Yeah, kind of, but it's more like the
sad aspect of ghetto. like gangster drug dealing
life, like the death that comes along with it.
And it's like G code. I don't know if you ever
heard that song. I love that song. Do you G code?
We don't talk to police. We don't talk to police.
We don't make a peace bomb. We don't trust in
this judicial system. We shoot guns. We rely
on the streets. Remember we, we like listen to
the ghetto boys actually. You and who? Uh, Pete,
when you're a intern guy there. Oh, Pete Mitchell.
Yeah. Yeah, he liked the Ghetto Boys a lot too.
Yeah, We Don't Talk to Bullies. Such a good song.
That, do you know the song? Fuck, what is that
song? Outlaws, Real Talk. No. Mama, you did your
best of raising me. Now your baby done became
a G. I'll be out on the streets, my thing cocked.
It's really all I got. No, I don't. It's a good
song. You should play that. Play a little bit
of that song. Real Talk. And just skip to the
chorus. R. Kelly? No, Real Talk by the... Wait,
wait, wait. By... Fuck, who's it by? Outlaws.
Apparently R. Kelly has a song called Real Talk
also. Yeah, I'm sure it's just him talking. Like
literally sing -talking. No, I'm not on my...
I'm on Hayley White's channel. She doesn't have
a premium. We got to blow her up, dude. I'm trying.
We got to blow Hayley White the fuck up. 127
views in a few days. Dude, I got. It's all right.
It's recommended sometimes to people in like
suggested videos, but. You got to do shorts too.
Yeah. Shorts are huge. I did two shorts on two
of them in two days. I got 600 views. You should
make one for these, for Hayley White. Skip it.
Skip it. I love that little simple piano. I can
put a little piano in that song. Oh, hell yeah.
Here's the chorus. I keep my hand up on my heat.
You didn't raise no bitch. Damn, that song is
fire. God, that song is fucking good, dude. You
ever listen to the song Grills by Nelly? That
came out in 2005 and that was the first. something
i put on my ipod back then nelly was like country
grammar was my fucking favorite album dude i
had the edited version yeah and then because
dude i was gonna grab the the unedited version
and i fucking pussied out Because my mom said
I could go buy it, right? My parents only let
me download clean socks. Only let you download
clean socks? Well, before a certain age, yeah.
If you want to go and take a ride with me with
three women and the four with the dozies. How
does that? No, it goes. If you want to go and
get. with me smoking in the back of a limousine
i remember i was listening to the song with uh
chad kroger and uh santana and he was like he
said like hell or some shit my mom's like take
that off your iphone i was like damn it jesus
christ that's that's well one it's like I mean,
she probably didn't take it off because of the
swearing. She probably took it off because Nickelback
is shit. Well, yeah. He's like, how can you ruin
a Santana song with the Nickelback guy? Yeah.
Dude, fucking Nickelback's the worst. I hate
them. Nickelback's the worst. But like, of those
bands, like those style bands, like Creed, I
fucking love Creed, dude. Me too. They're so
good. I got into them recently, actually. Are
they... They're not on a Nickelback level with
people, right? Well, I guess a lot of people
hate Creed. Like Kyle said, he hated Creed. Yeah.
Dude, they're so good. It's one of those bands
like... There's another one. That metal band.
I think a lot of people don't like Avenged Sevenfold.
I fucking love Avenged Sevenfold. I do too. Or
Five Finger Death Punch, I think. People say
that about them, that they're like fake metal,
fake deathcore or whatever. Man, I don't know
how to describe it, but I feel like there's a
pattern here. Like, I don't know, dude. I just
like good music and I really like Creed. I like
Avenged Sevenfold, some of their stuff. All these
bands are just like kind of too generic. They
just take like rock and just make it just like
a generic version of it. Well, I think they're
not... It's like a rapper that only talks about
doing drugs and getting money and shit. Yeah.
He doesn't talk about anything deep or with meaning
to it. Right, right. But that's what I'm trying
to write right now. Right. That's exactly what
I'm going for. No, but... But you can make it
have meaning about, you know, in Gangster's Paradise.
I think that's, he's talking about like PTSD
and shit like that. Minute after minute, hour
after hour. That's more about just, more than
just gangbanging. Huh. Well, I mean, I like the
ones that are just talking about gangbanging.
Dude, like fucking Heat by 50 Cent. I do too,
but. Have you ever heard that song? No, no. Oh
my gosh, bro. You gotta play a little bit of
Heat. Soul Survivor. I'm a soul, no, that's Akon,
right? Yeah. Yeah, that's a that's a good song
dude, you know the state I was playing Candy
Shop on the - on the Synth the other day, actually.
I'll take the joke to you. I like it. Old school.
Just like gangsters talk about just fucking killing
each other, dude. It just scratches a fucking
itch that we all have deep down inside, you know?
Same. It's just because it's so fucking like,
I don't know, dude. Hood shit is just such a
vibe. I listen to that still, but it's more like
modern stuff. Like Kodak Black is the new, like
that version, but modern day version of that.
Right. Kodak's a little more like mumble rappy,
right? Yeah. But that's okay. That's cool too.
Kodak Black is good. I can't think of one of
his songs off the top of my head. What's that
big one? There's a few of them. Super Graveling.
Kodak Black, but he's got a song with the name
Black in it. With the word Black in it. Something
black. Something. Something black. Yeah. Hold
on a second. I'm going to look it up. I thought
I knew every Kodak black song. Kodak black top
songs. Black and mild. Well, no flocking. That's
a big one. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Have you ever seen
the video with the cop that's singing it? The
cop? No. There's a cop singing it? Yeah, he pulls
up next to somebody in his cop car, in his squad
car. I think they're playing it, and he pulls
up next to him and starts rapping it. That's
awesome. And they're like, oh, shit, and he's
doing all the motions and shit. Oh, I think I
found it. Like the whitest looking dude, he looks
like Ally back with me with a stupid haircut
This is what me and Ally Mac would do actually
we just fucking like bump rap songs and open
the windows and shout it out people that was
One of the first times I rode with my friend
at Mohawk. You probably don't remember. His name
was Will Just. Yeah, kind of, yeah. The first
time I did a shift with him, we drove around
Albany just bumping rap music. It was awesome.
Yeah, driving around Arbor Hill, bumping music
about gangbanging. Yep. I feel right at home.
Yeah, I mean, dude, you could easily just...
You could easily end up going to a call where
you're right in the middle of that shit, you
know? Yes. How many calls did you go to where
you're literally right in the middle of that
hood shit? Oh, too many to count. Countless.
Countless shootings, you know? More so when Allie
Mack jumps them for me. Yeah. I went to the Mohawk.
I went to three shootings. Three, that's it?
I did three. Oh, yeah, you worked, like, transport
shows. I didn't only work transport shows. Well,
okay, so here's my thing about that, right? A
lot of people are, like, two years in, they're
like, oh, fuck this. Like, I'm done with this
shit. I'm not going to work here. This is fucking
bullshit. Like, dude, I worked a fire car. My
first two years, I worked a fire car, right?
So after that, I'm like, dude, fuck that. Like,
I want to do transports, man. I want to get out
of this city. I worked there for five years.
So, like, dude, a lot of people don't even make
it five years. You made it five years. Not everybody
does. But the only reason I made it five years
is because I was doing transports, you know?
Yeah, you get burned out easily. Yeah, dude,
and it's like after two years working in Schenectady
in a fire car, like, what more are you going
to see? You know what I mean? More hood shit.
Yeah, and then you still do the 911 calls working
on a transport shift. You just don't do half
as many 911 calls. Yeah, I couldn't stand the
transports, but I was a little more of a whacker
back then. Right. The U .S. strikes Syria. This
just in. We're striking Syria now in retaliation
to the three American soldiers that were killed.
Yeah, I saw that. Pete Kegsbroth said that. Pete
Kegsbroth? Yeah. Have you ever seen anybody call
him that? Yeah. Pete Kegsbroth said that. He
said something about this isn't war. This is
retaliation or something like that. Well, I mean,
it is retaliation. It is. It's also war. Bro,
I kind of feel like. Oh, he's talking about it,
actually. This is not the beginning of war. It's
a declaration of vengeance. The United States
of America, under Trump's leadership, will never
hesitate to relent, defend our people. Damn.
Yeah, dude. Unfortunately, I feel like a lot
of the people in this administration... But it's
like we're in Syria, and that's where ISIS is,
and you know they fucking hate us. You think
they're going to try to attack us still? Like
from time to time? Probably. Right. It's like
expected. They probably just rolled right up
to a fucking checkpoint and just let them up.
I don't know what happened really, but this is
like what happened all the time back in the Iraq
war. Yeah. ...of electronics and individual interviews
that resulted in the intelligence used for this
operation to locate... I like your double -switched
argument the other day where I was like, oh,
we made a podcaster the director of the FBI.
You like that? And you were like, you said something
about Pete Keg's breath. Yeah, I couldn't argue
what you said, so I had to change it to something
that I could argue. Right. That's a good technique.
I had to point that out that I did that though.
I didn't even realize. Some of the Epstein files
were getting released today. They were actually,
Magic Retailer Green was criticizing them because
they didn't release it on time. They said in
the next few weeks they're going to release the
full 100 ,000 files. Wow. But they just released
a bunch of pictures. And a lot of it's redacted,
so people are getting upset about that. Dude,
I mean, we all knew that was coming. Epstein
files include redacted records Trump DOJ criticized
for the handling of documents. Let me see. Dude,
I saw this thing where they were like interviewing
Ivanka Trump at a party or some shit. It was
like about, it was like someone brought their
like young daughter to this party and Ivanka
Trump was like Oh, don't let her around my husband
and all his friends. Like, they're bad news.
Like, Ivanka, his wife said that about him. Wait.
Say that again? So, Ivanka Trump, who was his
wife at the time. Oh, not his daughter. No. Somebody
brought, like, a random, like, child to a party.
And they're like, oh, don't let her around Trump
and his friends. Like, Epstein and shit. Not
Epstein. He wasn't there. But Trump. Is this
confirmed? That was in the Epstein files when
they were interviewing the person who was like
the mother of this child. Okay. I'll believe
you when I see that. I'm not saying it's not
true, but I'll believe you when I see it. I know.
I should have took a screenshot to find it again.
Yeah, dude. You show me when that's proven. But
you know what, dude? Look. I'm not going to put
anything. Nothing's out of the realm of possibility.
Oh, my God. It's just Jeffrey Epstein, and he's
just sitting on a bed shirtless with all his
chest hair, and there's a random leg next to
him, and they're like, whoa, we still don't know
whose leg this is, and it's obviously a child.
Oh, my God. Jesus, fuck. Why are there pictures
of it? Yeah, I saw this. It was like, did nobody
think, hey, guys, we shouldn't be taking this
many pictures? Or they were taking pictures as
blackmail. Yeah, they take it of him, too, though.
Or maybe it's one of those things where, like,
if I go down, everybody else is going down with
me. Right. Dude, it's amazing to me how... Wait,
hold on. Where'd you find the pictures? I think
it was just some random news. PBS. Right, there's
Bill Clinton with some girl. Yeah, there's tons
of pictures of Bill Clinton. Oh, it's fucking
Bill Clinton, and he's just chilling in a hot
tub with some fucking probably underage person.
Dude, that's why there's so much pushback to
release this, because it's going to be Bill Gates
fucking banging a kid in the butt. It's going
to be fucking... Who's that, Richard Branson?
It's going to be... Dude, you know what? Fucking
they're all in it. Oh, my God. Obviously, Kevin
Spacey's in it. Is he? Yeah, he was posing in
a picture on Epstein's Island. Dude, but why
would somebody... There was a picture of Ghislaine
Maxwell and David Copperfield, and they were
both in robes, and she was picking him up, and
he was on her like this. It was weird. But why
are all these celebrities hanging out with these
people? Because they're all in this secret group
of people that like doing... illegal things.
Michael Jackson with Bill Clinton. No fucking
way, dude. No fucking way. Oh yeah, there it
is. David Copperfield. He's just like, she's
just like picking him up and he's like holding
on her like a baby. Damn, dude. Wow. Well, one,
I'm going to say that these pictures are completely
one underwhelming. There's a Bill Clinton with
like some chicks sitting on his lap. it was mcjagger
with some fucking young oh there he is jeff epstein
and michael jackson wow that's not surprising
but bro look at him and fucking bill clinton
and epstein have like the same silky shirts on
like bro they're like twinning yeah they're like
bros yeah but dude all right so i'm gonna say
this goes back to my theory that You know, if
Trump was hanging out with Epstein at this time,
and so was Bill Clinton, right? So Trump was
a friend of the Clintons. Right. I really, dude,
I would not, I wouldn't put it past them, the
Clintons and Trump, to conspire something for
him to run and be this, like, polarizing figure.
Yeah. I mean, obviously. Oh, there's a picture
of Chris Tucker. I don't really know who he is,
but they're taking a picture of him and he's
going like, what the fuck? Why did you take a
picture of me? Chris Tucker, the black comedian?
Yeah. Oh, there's the one with David Copperfield.
Yeah. Oh, man, that's fucking weird, man. I don't
know too many people where I would hug them like
that. That means he was fucking close to them.
And they were, like, wearing fucking robes. Dude,
just living the fucking life, though. You know
what I mean? Like, besides the whole kid thing.
Like, they're just, like, living on a private
island. Besides the whole sex, child sex trafficking.
Right, but, dude, look at them. They're fucking,
it's like, they're in robes and shit. They're
in the hot tub. Yeah, they're on a fucking tropical
island and they're rich. Tropical private island.
It's like, you guys had the life. Why'd you have
to go and fuck it up? Like in Bang Kids. Like,
what the fuck? It's weird, man. What is this
picture on the wall? Looks like some anorexic
bitch. Wow. That's fucking nutty. Dude, and when
he was asked about the whole kid thing, he fucking
laughed about it. Oh, yeah. He thought that shit
was hilarious. He said Pam Bondi might be convicted
for not releasing the files fully. Well, they
had 30 days, right? Yeah, it's been, I think,
30 days. Well, I mean, dude, if she didn't...
If you didn't release them, you broke the law.
The files that don't exist that were sitting
at our desk at the beginning of this year. No.
So there's some confusion over whether you're
talking about the obscene files or a client list.
And one of those things didn't exist that she
was talking about. She didn't say that the...
I think she said that the client list didn't
exist. The files exist, but the client list doesn't.
I think there's going to be a list in there somewhere.
I don't know, man. I don't know, but. Trump said
that. He said to Madri Taylor Greene, like, if
we release a list, it's going to hurt a lot of
people or something like that, which is mostly,
you know, wealthy predators. Yeah, I mean, whatever.
I was like, dude. It's like sucks to suck. Probably
a lot of Israelis on there. Oh, yeah, dude. It's
probably fucking Benjamin Netanyahu. Can you
imagine, dude, if Benjamin Netanyahu? Dude, wouldn't
that be crazy if that's the ultimate person they're
protecting? That's why they absolutely cannot
release it is because they're trying to protect
B .B. Netanyahu. And then come to find out there's
pictures of him fucking, you know. banging kids
in the fucking... Oh, my God, dude. Oh, there
most definitely is. Of Benjamin Netanyahu? Yeah.
I mean, dude, I feel like... I feel like that
would be fucking bad. That would be really bad.
That's got to be what it is, dude. It's the only
thing that can be so bad that nobody's afraid
to block it. What do you mean, block it? Dude,
because everybody blocked it. The Epstein files?
The release of them, yeah. So many people put
their reputation on the line to block the Epstein
files. One, it's either that. Well, they voted
to unanimously release it, but that was after
a while. Right. But during the Charlie Kirk thing,
they were voting to release it when he got assassinated.
Yeah. And that, like, the whole thing, there
was, like, a distraction. They didn't, yeah,
they blocked it. They blocked it. It was, like,
right when that was happening. So, you know,
maybe they were killing two birds with one stone.
Be like, oh, we're going to kill this fucker
because he's speaking out against Israel. And,
you know, it'll distract from the Epstein file,
though. You know? Right. And he's on, like, trial
right now in Israel for all his war crimes and
shit. Yeah, but he's been on trial since day
one. Yeah, he's been on trial. He's on trial.
His wife's on trial. And the longer he keeps
this thing going on in Palestine, he has, like,
since they're in a time of war, they can't prosecute
him. Dude, I've just been watching a lot of World
War II shit lately. And, like, back then, everybody
knew how, like, bad, how bad it was. how bad
Nazis were. And like Winston Churchill, he was
advocating for, uh, war and not peace. And they
were trying to like get him to resign. Cause
he was like, we're not going to make peace deals
with Hitler and like, let them have the entirety
of Europe. Like we're next. And then like the
rest of the world is next after that. Right.
And then like, we're going to fight, we're going
to fight with, uh, Hitler to the bit, the bitter
end. And, uh, I guess not. Not a lot of people
supported that. You know, it'd be like now if
we got into some war, people would be like, you
know, blame it on the president. Right. But at
that time, he knew that it was necessary because
he knew how bad fascism was. I think it's like
the same kind of thing today with dictators,
Putin and shit. Yeah. I mean, man, the Nazis,
the thing with the Nazis. is they were like,
if a school shooter was a nation, right? They
had just been pushed around, kicked and bullied,
spit on so much that they said, we're just going
to fucking end it. You know what I mean? And
so they knew that taking on Europe was suicide.
And even when, at the beginning, they didn't
think it was suicide. But even at the point that
they knew it was suicide, they pushed even harder.
Because they said, well, then we're just going
to take everybody out with us. Yeah, they said
a lot of veterans said that the Nazis would fight
to the last bullet. Like they would like fake
surrender like this. And then you walk up to
them, they just shoot you. Wow. Even when there
was like, it was one of them versus like 20 soldiers,
Americans. Wow. Anything to gain a tactical advantage
for their team. That's fucking... Well, it's
more like they just don't ever want to surrender
because they're fucking Nazis. Yeah, dude. They
did some terrible fucking things, bro. The Jewish
thing was one thing, but in Greece, on multiple
occasions, they rounded up everybody in the towns
that was fighting age, fighting age males, and
they brought them to the top of a hill and executed
all of them. oh yeah they used to do that shit
all the time so like when you get people like
nick fuentes that are like you know kind of like
promoting like you know nazism yeah he's straight
up a neo -nazi so right so it's like dude it's
like you know some of the stuff he says like
i agree with like oh you can't you can't knock
him on that but then he starts getting on this
shit like he likes stalin and like all this shit.
And he's like, like Stalin, kind of a neo -Nazi.
It's like, dude, get fucked, bro. Like you kind
of like, kind of celebrates Hitler. Yeah. You
know, it's like, dude, shut the fuck up. If you
had like the live back then and, uh, march from
the concentration camp, it wouldn't feel like
that today. Right. And it's like, we, we forgotten
how bad they were. That's the thing. It's like,
we forgotten how bad they were. And because like
the people that were there for it, are all kind
of gone now. You know, most of them are gone.
I'm sure there's some people that are still alive
that were in concentration camps, right? Yeah.
I've seen like a lot of World War II veteran
interviews and there's like some, there was actually
one where a 90 -year -old like Holocaust survivor
met another woman that was in the youth SS or
whatever it's called, Hitler Youth Program back
in the day. And they were like talking about
their differences. And like obviously it wasn't
her fault. She was just like a kid at the time.
Right. Because everybody had to basically follow
that or else they would be put in prison. Right.
Which is why it's fucking scary. Yeah. Go along
or else. You don't really have a choice. Yeah.
And the other one had like a fucking number on
her arm. But they were like. I don't know. They
didn't seem to have any hostile feelings. Yeah,
I was watching this video recently where they
took this Nazi pilot up in a P -51 Mustang so
he could see what an American plane was like.
Oh. Dude, this guy was a Nazi pilot and celebrated.
Just like... Because there's a different thing.
It's like, like the Luftwaffe was like highly
respected. And there's this respect amongst pilots,
right? Between them, there's like a brotherhood.
So it's like, you know, there's the war going
on. But, you know, in the overlap of the Venn
diagram, you have the pilots that are their own
thing. You know, like you have one nation over
here and one nation over here. They overlap,
and the pilots are their own brotherhood. So
they have a mutual respect. There's rules of
engagement that they have. You don't shoot somebody
in a parachute, that kind of stuff. Oh, yeah,
but it was fucked up because if you see that
movie Dunkirk, and they're just like, the Luftwaffe
is just dropping bombs on thousands of soldiers
that are lined up on the beach who have nowhere
to go, and they're just blowing holes in these.
Groups of soldiers. It's like, what the fuck?
They're like, where's our Air Force and where's
our Navy and shit? They have none left. Oh, wait.
Who had none left? Britain in 1940 when France
was taken over. They had 300 ,000 troops trapped
on the beach in Dunkirk. And they, Winston Churchill
sent a battalion of 4 ,000 men to hold the Germans
off for a few days while the rest of them got
evacuated. And he sent like a telegram to the
general and he was like, we will not be evacuating
you. Sorry. He was like, you're just going to
hold them off while we save everybody else and
you're basically dead. Oh my God. Holy shit,
dude. Because I think they lost like 100 ,000
people ultimately at Dunkirk, but they saved
like 300 ,000. 100 ,000 of what nationality?
British and French. Holy shit. But like half
of them were just prisoners of war. Wow. But
they got like 330 ,000 people out because of
this like battalion of 4 ,000 that was just holding
off the Germans. Dude, that's like mind boggling.
He's like, I take full responsibility and I'm
going to sacrifice this battalion of people.
Wow. Bro, just like, just think of, just think
of like if you're a prisoner of war, how you
fucking lose your fucking mind. Oh yeah, they
would have been locked up for five years. You
see the most vicious. parts of human beings and
just like you don't come back the same person
you leave behind a wife and a family and you
come back and you're just a shell of a human
your life is over you're better off you're better
off being a casualty dude or yeah nothing takes
a lot to recover like uh john mccain he actually
found a way to like overcome that but that was
like a miraculous kind of story Oh, yeah, he
was. He was a POW, right? For, yeah, a long time.
Wow. He was, like, tortured in Korea, I think,
or Vietnam. Oh, my God. And didn't Trump, like,
bash him? Yeah. And say, I wouldn't have been
captured. Yeah, he was like, if he was a real
war hero, he wouldn't have gotten captured. Oh,
my God, bro. Bro, it gets to a point where you
can't keep propping this guy up, man. um you
see this thing that trump was writing like things
about biden and like other presidents he put
like frames of joe biden with an auto pen on
it and he just insulted him for like the whole
thing and he insulted obama like how fucking
how fucking toddler behavior is that yeah bro
i'm getting sick of the bullying it's like the
pushing around and you know marjorie taylor green
um shit like with John McCain. Dude, that guy's
a fucking hero. That was eight years ago. Yeah,
man. We have to get back to some decency. We
have to stop fighting. This is only going to
stop when people agree we have to stop. The only
way you're going to stop getting meme presidents,
do you want Andrew Tate as a fucking president?
Because that's what you're going to get if you
keep bitching. Right. If if the left keeps bitching,
like if they if they're still addicted to bitching.
Right. We're going to get Andrew Tate as a fucking
president because the right is going to say,
OK, well, you want to bitch about it? We'll give
you something to bitch about. How about this
for fucking eight years? You don't want that,
dude. You don't want Andrew Tate. I like Andrew
Tate. I don't want him as president, bro. But
the problem is, is like you get you get the people
like I'm not going to say names, but, you know,
certain people on Facebook that. are bitching
about the right and they're saying oh man if
you if you if you even support this guy you're
a fucking nazi i can't even unfriend me you know
what i mean like those people like okay you're
gonna get andrew tate if that's your attitude
you have to fucking back off like andrew tate
is a like a straight up like uncloseted sexist
though like his comments that he's made oh yeah
of course so why would you rise about having
multiple women So they just want somebody that's
going to be like that. They want somebody who's
going to be a shock jock, dude. But now the Democrats
want Gavin Newsom to be president. That's like
the anti -Trump. That's not going to be any better.
Gavin Newsom is like, all right, I'll give you
this. He looks the part of president. It's who
I'd want to look the part. Not that looks matter,
but it kind of does. He looks presidential. He
talks presidential. But he's a fucking actor,
dude. Whenever I hear him talk, it's always he's
trying to sound cool to appeal to people. He's
trying to swear to sound edgy. It's like, dude,
you are probably the worst actor in California.
He's so bad. But if you got somebody like Gavin
Newsom that wasn't extreme, you don't want the
governor of California to be president, dude.
California is so strict. Like you don't want,
like we're trying to ease back on regulations
now so companies can build housing and stuff
for people. And that's one of the big things
that like Trump and Mamdani agreed on is they
have to cut back the regulations to build more
housing, to make housing affordable. Because
right now it's like, okay, if you want to build
a fucking. apartment complex on a wetland there's
some species of toad that lives there and that's
one of two wetlands in the fucking state that
they live in and we can't build a housing complex
it's like well people need a place to fucking
live dude we gotta we gotta back off the regulations
so we're just supposed to genocide the toads
Is that what you're saying? Well, I mean, dude,
I'm just giving an example, but that's the kind
of shit. You don't give a shit about the toads?
I don't give a fuck about the toads, honestly.
It's like, dude, if my fellow humans don't have
an affordable place to live, they don't want
to leave the state. They need somewhere to live,
so they're saying we got to build on these fucking
wetlands, but there's too many regulations. So
let's ease back on the regulations. Let's not
pollute the environment, and let's not kill animals,
all right? Let's be smart about it. We don't
need all these fucking ridiculous regulations.
But do I agree with do I agree with with Trump?
Basically, he basically like neutered the EPA
in some regards. Right. Like he said that he
said, what's oh, people are going to stop being
punished for deleting emissions on their vehicles.
Which is, you know, fine. I don't think the individual
should be punished for taking it off. But they're
also backing off emissions regulations for manufacturers,
right? Like auto manufacturers. And I think that's
ridiculous. You know, part of the reason when
you eat a piece of salmon and, you know, you
get a dose of mercury when you eat that, any
kind of fish, is because of pollutants going
into the air and concentrating in the fish, coming
down as rain on the ocean. Oh, really? And they're
concentrating in the fish. More so coal -fired
power plants. Right. But it comes from other
fossil fuels, you know? You gotta... That shit's
gotta be regulated, man. It's okay to ease up
a little bit, but you can't get rid of it. I
mean, a little mercury right now and then is
not gonna hurt. Oh, it hurts. It fucking hurts,
dude. But... I want somebody balanced. I don't
care if they're Republican. I don't care if they're
Democrat. I want somebody that's one, a diplomat
that handles things with diplomacy and somebody
who's balanced, who doesn't just run to the far
end of the spectrum of their political party
and do things like that. Somebody that comes
along and says, okay, we need to deregulate this
a little bit so that we can get some houses in,
but we don't want to deregulate all the way.
And that's the problem. Right now it's like,
I feel like right now we got a little bit of
a death wobble situation going on. You know what
a death wobble is on a motorcycle? It happens
in cars too, but. I know that you're talking
about how it's going from one extreme to the
other. One extreme to the next. One extreme to
the next, right? Yeah. And a death wobble is
when you start getting this oscillation, right?
This back and forth, back and forth, and it starts
amplifying, right? Of the. of the handlebars
on the motorcycle. It's like sometimes it's set
off by like a pothole or something and it starts
to wiggle back and forth a little bit and then
it starts shaking violently at the extremes,
right? And you lose control. So I feel like we
have a little bit of that going. I feel like
the next presidential race might be a rebound
in the opposite direction, Democrat. And this
is just going to keep going back and forth until
there's a major event. Yeah, I think there's
going to be a race war soon. Or World War III.
If World War III happens, it's going to be because,
I don't want to say the name of the country,
but I'm going to say it rhymes with misery. I'm
not going to tell you which one. But, bro, they
cause so many fucking problems, right? I don't
have a problem with the Jews. I actually don't
even have a problem with Israel, dude. But they
do just cause a ton of fucking problems. It's
an issue. And it's like, you can't just be sending
bomb pagers to Lebanon. You can't be bombing
Syria, bombing our ally Qatar, bombing fucking
everybody, leveling Gaza. It's like, guys, pick
one fucking thing, okay? If you guys did this
over the course of 50 years, nobody would notice.
But you decide to do it all today. It's like,
you can't do it all today. You gotta, you gotta,
it's like, you know. They've been pulling this
shit for 50 years with the whole, you know, sending
missiles back and forth to other Islamic countries.
Yeah, who's, oh, Iran too. I didn't even mention
that. There's a lot of Lebanon, Iran, Syria.
It's like, we took care of Iraq and Afghanistan
for you. All right? Like, who else you got a
fucking problem? But now that we left, they're
like, the terrorists are back in power. Right.
God. These fucking, if we go, if it's World War
III, dude, it's going to be because somebody
attacks Israel and we're going to get sucked
into it. And then it's like us versus, there's
going to be this allied force of countries that
side with the countries on the other side of
Israel, right? You might get like a China, Iran,
Russia. That's not good, dude. It is not good.
You get China, Iran, Russia, and I already think
China is allied with Iran, right? Yeah. I think
Russia is, too. Yeah, definitely. That's not
good, man. That's fucking bad. What was I going
to say? Some pump interrupted me. Oh, yeah, that's
pretty loud. For the next president, I don't
care, Republican or Democrat, I just want somebody
in the middle, man. I just want somebody who's
balanced. I think that would be best. What I
care the most about, this isn't going to happen,
but somebody who cares about taking care of the
national debt. Nobody seems to have a fucking
plan for it. Trump doesn't have a fucking plan
for it. I thought the terrorists took care of
that. He added $2 trillion to the national debt.
Dude, nobody gives a fuck about it. I like his
little speech yesterday. He's talking about how
great he is. He's talking about how he had the
best economy in history or something. And I just
fucking laughed. Like, dude, have you been to
a grocery store? Have you seen the prices continue
to go up? Yeah, but that's not really his fault.
That's not actually... But he literally said
the prices are the best. that they have been
20 years. He just like made up some statistic
like that. I'm going to tell you, dude, Donald
Trump doesn't go to the grocery store. Well,
no. I don't think so. He has. And this is this
is a little bit of a problem with Trump. Right.
He lives in an echo chamber because he's created
an environment where he can only be in an echo
chamber because people are scared of him because
everybody else gets gets fired. You're fired.
Right. That's not a joke. So if you don't tell
him what he wants to hear, you're fired. So you
get these people around him that tell him, one,
what he wants to hear, and they give him all
these accolades. They're always, like, you know,
stroking his dick. And, I mean, dude, it's kind
of cringe to watch, right? It's very criminal.
Like, you know, it's like, oh, Mr. President,
there's nothing wrong with saying Mr. President
and saying he's, like, it was a good idea, like,
you're all on board with this. But, dude, some
people just lay it on so fucking thick. They
fucking suck his cock. Yeah, dude. And Magic
Taylor Greene's like every Republican is just,
like, afraid to stand up to him. It is. Yeah,
it is because he's created this echo chamber
where he wants to hear exactly what he wants
to hear. Where were we going? Something about
Trump being Hitler. No, but it's unfortunate.
I just don't want to see that anymore. I bet
if you sat down with Obama, man, he's a real
fucking dude. I've seen his interviews. He's
a very intelligent person. He's a balanced fucking
person. I just want somebody balanced, man. The
Trump, the meme president thing was cool for
a while, and it's like, we're going to ride it
out. For the next three years? I think we should.
Because I think it was needed because, dude,
things were getting out of hand on the left.
The censorship on the internet was getting fucking
terrifying. You couldn't say anything without
getting banned on YouTube. It's like now you
can finally say shit again. But that's what I'm
saying. When things go too far in either direction,
we get this rebound, which is dangerous. Yeah,
I think we should just make Obama president for
life. No. No, but, you know, man, I think we
are going to need some sort of universal healthcare.
I just, I don't know how you do it with private
hospitals. I don't know if it's possible. It's
not. Like, they just, because they're profit
-driven. So, healthcare is something that I feel
like... Because capitalism doesn't exist for
the consumer. exists to make profits so if you
put that into health care it's not existing to
serve people that it works for it's existing
to make money off people right and i don't think
all right so if we want to talk about capitalism
right you have you had mp3 players as a kid and
cd players because of capitalism that that was
all i mean a lot of stuff you know japan invented
in japan but that was japan's capitalist So it's
all because of competition. So companies trying
to outdo each other to come up with the best
technology. But, you know, I don't think capitalism
has any place in healthcare. I just don't. I
mean, if you want to have like, I think maybe
you can have a little bit of both. Like you can
have companies competing with drugs and stuff
like that to come up with the best drug. But
as far as like standard healthcare, your run
of the mill like broken bones getting fixed and
managing diabetes and managing hypertension and
you know kidney disease and all that shit the
standard run of the mill like everyday conditions
i don't think that there's any place for capitalism
i don't think there should be any for -profit
companies taking care of kidney disease like
you know what i mean that's that's something
that just has to be has to be run by the government
has to and i I don't know how you get away. Like,
I'm sure that there's for -profit dialysis centers
now. Yeah, pharmaceuticals in general shouldn't
be for -profit. Yeah. I don't think. But, I mean,
I don't know. How's the health care in China?
Is it good or no? I've never been to a Chinese
hospital, actually. Yeah, I wonder. How about
you? I don't know. I mean, I've never been to
one, but I just don't know. I don't know if it's
100%. You never got hit by a bus in China? No.
If it's 100 % run by the government, I feel like
that could be really bad too because look at
the VA. I feel like it's probably the same as
here. It can't be any worse than it is here.
People waiting in the fucking waiting room for
24 hours. Right. Can't be worse than that shit.
Maybe somebody starts a dialysis clinic because
they want to make a large profit and maybe the
government couldn't manage dialysis clinics.
Maybe they couldn't do that efficiently. They
could if they had enough money. America is so
much of its own experiment. You can't really
compare it to anything. We just can't keep having
these companies making you know, tons of profit
off of sick people because it's just adding to
our national debt. I think we should have figured
out the experiment by this point. But, you know,
the thing is, is like, all right, if, if I'm
going to be on, you know, health insurance with
somebody, we're going to, we're all going to
be paying into it. Shouldn't people have some
obligation to take care of themselves? Yeah.
You know, to exercise and eat healthy and because
it's like, why, why, Do you want to pay for all
the people living in the Midwest that are, like,
fucking 1 ,000 pounds eating Doritos, drinking
soda? You know, fucking pay for homeless people
that come into hospitals and just use it as a
place to sleep. But I think if you fix the problem
at its source, where you're not, like, fixing
the problem, you just give the homeless person
a place to sleep for one night, you're just,
like, you know, clogging up ERs. But if you fix
the problem of homelessness, then you won't have
that problem anymore. Right. Or if you solve
the problem at the source of obesity and look
at why people in those areas are obese, try to
fix that. Yeah. Rather than just punishing people
for having it, I guess. I think a lot of the
reason people are obese is because of... Something
called a food desert, like where healthy food
isn't readily available. I don't know if that's
true, though, either. That's what they say. It's
just like a culture thing, I think, in certain
parts of America. Yeah, that's probably true.
They probably just really don't even think about
what's healthy. They just eat what they want,
you know? I mean, I've seen people at the grocery
store just... Fucking carts loaded with Kool
-Aid, Doritos, like, you know, Breyers ice cream.
Just no thought about their fucking... Yeah,
that sounds fucking good, dude. No thought about
their heart, nothing. Dude, look at those buffalo
chicken Pringles in there. Dude, that is one
of those... Damn, you're trying to have cool
ranch, so I'll cut that. Cool ranch Doritos.
Damn, we got to get Don Juan on the track. That
new rap track. He could rap that song. Got ninjas
doing 25 to life. Years behind bars. I got to
come up with something. The street soldier Don
Juan. The hover around soldier. Should we take
a break? I got to pee. Yeah, for sure. All right.
Yes. It's not one of my favorites. Oh, yeah.
Welcome back to Untitled Podcast. Me and Jason
do a pop punk cover of this. Did you? Yeah. Episode
128. Huh? I said episode 128. I thought you said
128 beats per minute. Yeah. I was like, no. This
isn't one of my favorite Taylor Swift songs.
This isn't? No. What? No. This is one of the
mainstream ones. It's not one of my favorites.
Why does she just randomly switch genres all
the time? What's up with Beyonce just switching
the country randomly? Dude. All these artists
that are switching genres. Like Machine Gun Kelly.
Sorry, I was distracted by the... Taylor Swift.
She's just the best. I don't mean that in a sexual
way. I don't even find her attractive. She's
pretty, but she's not what I find attractive.
I just love everything that she is. I saw this
meme that was like, Taylor Swift makes music
for girls that give teethy head. Yeah, I mean,
it's probably true. Yeah. No, but I don't know,
dude. She's just the, to me, she's the voice
of my generation. She is. She is whether I want
her to be or not. Yeah. I mean, I was born in
1990. She was born in 89. She came out with the
album 1989. But just like as I've grown up, I
grew up with Taylor Swift. Like she had a hit
in like every, Like every five years of my life,
she had a major hit. There's always some great
Taylor Swift song on the radio. I respect that
she writes her own music. I think that's fucking
awesome. Does she? Yeah, she writes all her own
shit. I think she used his AI at this point.
Well, dude, that guy I was listening to today,
Rick Beto, he said a lot of artists are using
AI now. Probably. And he said artists that were
done with music are now coming back and using
AI. I don't know. They're probably just using
AI themselves to make this sound like Blink -182
or whatever. And they just write their own Blink
-182 songs with AI. Have AI write the song and
then nobody knows you had it make it. Then you
play it live. Nobody knows it's an AI song because
you're playing it live. It just gave you the
blueprint for the song. That's what it did for
me with your song. It's just like make this as
an EDM song and it gives you the blueprint. Right,
right. Which is like, dude, I think it's completely
different when you're writing the lyrics, you're
writing the melody, you're writing the chord
progressions and you put it in and then it turns
it into what you're looking for. I think that's
like having an awesome producer over your shoulder.
I don't think that's like cheating. Because I'm
not going to sit there, I'm not going to learn,
I'm not going to take an entire day. Not that
I'm not going to or that I wouldn't enjoy it.
I don't have the time. I do right now. But in
normal life, normal people don't have the time
to learn, you know, how do I make that synth,
that 90s sounding synth? You know, how do I...
I'm not normal people. No, but I mean that you
have that knowledge and that's like, that takes
a lot of time to learn that shit. I'm not going
to pick up a banjo and a fiddle and learn it.
I'm not going to, you know, but I know when it
would sound good in a song, you know, I'm not,
there's certain things I'm not going to learn.
And there's certain things I can't, I can't do
the vocals. I can't sound like a female for that
song, but I know that it needs to be sung by
a female, you know? And that's why I enjoy, I
guess I more enjoy like writing songs and producing
them. And you, you're more of a person that likes
like playing the song, performing the song. Probably
you enjoy the writing aspect too. I like playing
it on the recording, coming up with the different
parts. But I think you have people that are just
different kinds of musicians. You're a performer.
It's not real unless you're playing it. And I
like compiling, the creative aspect of compiling
the song. No aspect of that song we were working
on earlier is... None of that is... What am I
trying to say? It's not my voice. It's not...
It's my lyrics. It's my... It's my lyrics. It's
my melody. But it's like I'm not a gospel singing
African American. You know what I mean? That's
not... I could never... I like putting the song
together though. That's really fun to me. Yeah,
I didn't want to include really any... ai generated
music parts so i just like played everything
on the synth right but i dude i think okay so
i'll give you an example like like i couldn't
ai couldn't make that song from scratch right
because i tried and tried i said give it a beat
like give it give it a rap beat i want it to
start i want the uh the choir to be the chorus
And this is what I wanted to say. So I played
that on guitar and I sung it. So it knows the
cadence and it knows the phrasing of the words.
But it would not give it a beat. I could not
get it to give it a beat. So you sent me the
one where you made the beat. And so it's like,
oh, okay, now I get it. So then it made a framework
of a beat. So it took your beat. It was a little
bit different, but it was like your basic beat.
It was a beat in general, not that. That tempo,
yeah. Oh, you don't think it was similar? It
wasn't the same beat, no, but it was similar,
yeah. Oh. Well, anyway, I guess what I'm saying
is like, you can't just, it won't just make a
song from scratch. So you have to at least give
it the notion of what you're looking for. It
was very similar, yeah. So you put the beat on
it and it goes, oh. Oh, okay. I see exactly what
he's going for here. Because it's confused by
the choir part and then a rap beat. What do you
mean? Those don't go together. You put it together.
Can it look up what Gangster's Paradise sounds
like? Yeah, but it doesn't do a good job, dude.
Because there's really... When you think about
it, there's not a lot of songs like that. Oh,
another one that it's similar to is like... I
feel like Kodak has a lot of those songs, actually.
There's a couple songs where he has the choir
in the background, and I like those kinds of
songs that he does. Yeah, maybe it's just not
really understanding. It seemed to really understand
what I was looking for when I said gospel rap.
Yeah. That kind of started really making it more
accurate. He also has a lot of songs where he
just sings. But it would not until you made the
beat. It couldn't make a beat. It would not do
it. I tried. Dude, I tried 15 times. It wouldn't
do it. So, you know, you had to compile it. You
have to show it. You got to give it a framework
of what you're looking for. Let's see. Let's
play it live in the air. All right. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. remember sunday soul food and church
the devil took me in i took a turn for the worst
used to kill for money or kill for the drugs
now killing's a sport and i'm killing for fun
to every soldier on the streets that's running
the block with a key in the trunk and a switch
on the glock with a piece on his hip that's always
cocked back the coke will get us rich and my
soul just gotta stay strapped I think this is,
like, how it should sound when it's done. But,
you know, obviously there's some changes. Yeah.
It should be, like, the choir part that you said.
Right. Like, the choir should be in it, but it
should also be, like, the singer singing the
part. Like this. Oh, yeah, yeah. So it has a
lead singer in the choir. But you can still hear
a background choir. But you're saying, right?
Like that part, that part's a lead singer with
a... Yeah, so like make it like the choir, but
also have the singer when he's singing like this.
He's singing over the top of it or whatever.
Him? Yeah. Oh. Or not him. Like have the rapper
sing over it. Yeah, I could do that. I really
like having the choir just sing the chorus because
it's not really that meaningful, the stuff that
the choir is singing. You know what I mean? It
doesn't have a ton of meaning. I mean, talk about
Valhalla. It does to Kash Patel. Yeah. I like
having it a little vague. I think it's a good
choir part. I think it's spiced up my beat a
little bit. Oh yeah, mine's like, mine's more
of a trap beat. And the other one was more of
like a, you know, a gangster, like 90s beat.
Alright, hold on a sec, let me hear it. Let me
hear you. That's what I heard. More and more
trappy. Now go back to the other one. It's got
that like 90s sounding drums. But it's still
got the... that's where that's where you but
you hear how like the basin in this one is yeah
yeah like uh it's got that like trap 808 sounding
sound right yeah it's just like a more modern
i guess version unless you're going for more
90s i can make it like that um i dude i was really
just like i guess i was just looking for for
a beat and Did you hear where it took your beat,
though, and modified it a little bit? Yeah, it
basically just made that beat into one of those
gangster beats. That was good, yeah. Yeah, but
it's not completely original what it came up
with. It literally took your beat and modified
it a little bit. This song kind of reminds me
of Toy Soldiers by Eminem. Yeah, I like that
other song that you sent too. I forgot what his
name is. J. Cole and the other guy. Oh, yeah.
All my life they've been trying to keep me down.
It's a good song. But it's that kind of melancholy
hood shit, you know? Like Toy Soldiers? Yeah,
yeah. Kind of reminds me of this a little bit.
With a choir kind of talking about soldiers This
is not really a choir I like the little drummer
Let's fucking go. You ever listen to that song,
When I'm Gone by Eminem? How's it go? When I'm
gone, don't carry on. Don't go and rejoice just
because you hear the sound of my voice. Just
know that I'm looking up and you're smiling.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I always thought
that was like the most depressing song I've ever
heard. He had a lot of depressing shit. I'm surprised
that guy hasn't offed himself or something. It
really hit me in the feels back in the day. Still
does, but... Dude, he's an excellent rapper.
He was. I mean, now he's kind of... When people
get older, they just kind of... Their creativity
falls off a cliff. Right. You know, and they
just kind of... Because you don't have the same...
You know, a lot of that emotion comes from your
libido, your will to fight. Because that's...
I like this song, too. Fucking great. Did you
hear this before I sent it to you? No. Oh, great
song, dude. It's the DJ episode. We're just going
to go review music. I like it. I've done this
with Alec Mack before. Fuck yeah. I love J. Cole.
It's fucking hilarious. I thought, is it Lil
Durk or J. Cole? This is Lil Durk featuring J.
Cole. Is this guy with the dreads? This is Lil
Durk. Yeah. The guy with the dreads is Lil Durk?
Yeah, the guy in the picture. The guy with the
bigger guy is J. Cole, right? J. Cole's got kind
of like a messy throat kind of thing going on.
See, that's like a little kind of like a choir
group sing thing going on. It's like straight
out the hood vibes. Yeah. Love that shit. This
song's alive, dude. Good. Have you ever heard
Planes? I think it's Planes by J. Cole. Let me
see. You gotta play that one. You gotta play
the J. Cole part. It's Planes by Jeremiah and
J. Cole. What is it? Planes. I forgot Kodak released
a song called Colossomy. Oh my God. Well, you
had gangsters shooting at each other. Of course
they're going to have a Colossomy. All right,
let's see where the J. Cole part is. So it's
like the last verse is J. Cole. It's fucking
awesome first. The last verse. Yeah. Skip ahead.
What? Skip ahead. Oh yeah, back up a little bit.
Oh, you did skip ahead. This is a song that Kodak
Black has a singing part in That last line, not
babysitting, but my kids all on your couch. Fucking
amazing. That is rap genius right there. That's
funny. Fucking colostomy. I had this kid one
time. That's a... the med and like the trauma
unit he got he was like a little gangbanger kid
he got shot yeah i think he got like shot in
the bladder or something and uh i had to put
a foley on him he couldn't pee and he's like
oh you ain't touching my dick he's like who you
want to touch your dick he's like nobody touched
my dick i'm like oh well i guess you're not peeing
then You ever find that sometimes I find random
songs just like searching random things on Apple
Music and sometimes they're bangers. That's just
one. Yeah. Did you publish any EDM songs? Not
yet. So I did three songs. We can publish it
tonight, dude. Yeah. We can throw it up if you
want. Sure. I should probably do it at home,
though, because my CD Baby account is tied to
my credit card. So I don't have to type anything
in. I'll do it tonight as soon as I go home.
We'll put up the EDM one on the other side. See
what happens. Is it going to be on Spotify? Yeah,
it'll be on Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube Music.
I couldn't think of a better DJ name than Rushmore.
Dude, I think that's a good DJ name. It has like
90s vibes to it. Right. Doesn't it? Yeah. Something
more. There was another something more. Band.
What was it? Some DJ. I thought it was funny
because I was reading about actually Mount Rushmore
when it was founded. It was actually named after
a land surveyor that just went there in like
early 1900s. And he was like, oh, what's this
mountain called? They're like, oh, nothing. I
guess it's called Not Rushmore now. Wow. And
they're like, oh, okay. And it just stuck. So
it wasn't even like that? Yeah. Interested in
it? Yeah, so it's like the same kind of story
with the name. Where it's just like, oh, we're
just going to have this name now. Right. You
know, there's a lot of things that are named
like that. It wasn't anything. There was no spectacular
meaning behind it. It just had to have a name.
I mean, the town where I'm from was named because
the dude, the place didn't have a name for the
post office, for the postal office that was going
to be there. So the dude just named that for
himself. His name was Voorhees. Really? That's
where that comes from? Yeah, just some random
dude. He was like, worked for the post office
or some shit. Wow. Yeah, where I used to live.
Or where I went to school, Delancey. It's a conjunction
of two words. Oh. Delaware and Hudson. Oh. Because
there was the Delaware and Hudson Railroad that
went through Delancey. So it was a conjunction.
They just put the two words together. What about
Duanesburg? Who's Duane? It's from James Duane.
He was like a senator, U .S. senator. Oh. Back
in the... 1700s or something. 17... 17... I don't
know. Maybe early 1800s, something. I don't think
the first U .S. Senate started until 1790s. Hmm.
Yeah, it would have been. Because the Constitution
was written in 1789. Let's look it up. Let's
see what it was. Stand by. You probably want
to... TJ's boys. TJ? Yeah, Thomas Jefferson.
Ellie Mack's boy. I was listening to that episode.
It was fucking funny where Ellie Mack just pulled
Thomas Jefferson the answer out of his ass on
like two different Jeopardy questions and you
guys were just amazed. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was
last time he was on, right? Yep. Oh, James Dwayne
was one of the American founding fathers. No
shit. Did he sign the Declaration of Independence?
Did he sign the Constitution? He was an American
founding father, attorney, jurist, and American
revolutionary leader from New York. Let's see.
He served as a delegate to the First Continental
Congress, the Second Continental Congress, and
the Congress of the Confederation. He was a New
York State Senator. He was the 44th mayor of
New York City. Something I thought was interesting
that nobody actually knows who fired the first
shot of the American Revolution. It was just
like the British Army and the Massachusetts militia
lined up and they were just like screaming at
each other. Because I watched like a reenactment
they do every year. Yeah. And somebody just shoots
and... they're all just like who shot and they
just all fucking light each other up oh my god
so nobody actually knows um well dude i mean
you know you say they don't know who fired the
it's so funny we expect them to have some like
esoteric knowledge of like who fired the first
shot right they didn't have like video cameras
or anything or any recordings we have all that
shit today Who fired the first shot in fucking
Iraq? You know what I mean? It's like, we don't
know. You should watch it. It's really interesting.
Sometimes the reenactment of the Battle of Lexington,
which is the first shot of the American Revolution.
Do they do it where it actually was? Yeah, in
Lexington. No shit. Yep. Wow. They run into the
courthouse and shit. And they got the militia.
And the British Army, people in like the red
coats, wind up facing off against each other.
And I don't know. I thought it was just a little
weird because obviously the British soldiers
don't have British accents because they're American.
Yeah, that's true. But other than that, it was
pretty accurate. Yeah, I feel like, dude, when
I'm in my 50s, I feel like I'm going to get into
that shit. Can you imagine if you're the guy
who gets killed in the first five minutes and
then you just spend the entire fucking day laying
there on the ground? Yeah. Damn. So wait, that
was Lexington. That's in Massachusetts, right?
Yeah. Oh, that's sweet. Did you go there with
your parents? No, I was watching a YouTube video
this week. Oh, I thought you went there in real
life at one point. No, I went to Salem last year.
I would have stopped at Lexington. I didn't think
of that, though. There's like a, I think a monument
there and shit. Yeah. Do they do that shit around
here, like at Saratoga? Reenactments? Yeah, I
think sometimes. I know they do it at Gettysburg
every year. And I don't know if they do Saratoga.
We should like... We should get some uniforms
and just film a fucking YouTube video there.
Like a reenactment kind of video. Our own reenactment.
It's just us. Muskets and shit. Yeah. Dude, I
found a fucking flute in my yard. A wooden flute
out in Duanesburg when I was a kid. I thought
it was, like, some Revolutionary War shit. You
know, it could be. I don't know. I'll have to
look up what a Revolutionary War flute looks
like. It's actually, like, interesting how much
they used the drummers that were in the military
drummers in order to, like, signal battle calls
because they don't have, like, you know, microphone,
megaphone shit. Yeah, what the hell was the fucking
point of that? Well, I mean... The fucking guy
playing the flute. It's to signal the... I mean,
at least the drummers to signal the troops whether
to stand in formation or attack or whatever.
Or what to do. Doesn't it give away your position,
though, if you're playing a fucking piccolo?
Yeah, I mean, they gave away the Japanese position
when they fucking did bonsai attacks and started
screaming. Right, I mean, you're sitting there
with a drum. It doesn't matter if they're giving
away, because they're just lining up in rows.
It literally doesn't matter. You're just lining
up in a fucking field. You can see the enemy
anyway. You're just lining up and shooting at
each other. Yeah, I guess so. But I mean, if
you're coming up over a hill or something, They
don't know. You could have the element of surprise,
but some asshole's playing the fucking drum.
Some asshole's playing the fucking flute. They
had really weird rules of engagement. It's completely
different today. You aim a musket. It's not going
to go where you want it to go. They had to basically
line up in order to even hit each other. But
dude, they still had some decency. But I mean,
the British were fucking dumb enough to wear
red. It's like, dude, they were so like, that's
what got them fucked. Yeah. You know, there's
no camouflage. They weren't exactly going for
guerrilla warfare. Like, they didn't care if
they were out in the open because the enemy was
out in the open too. I think less than. Sometimes,
not always. I think the Americans had more guerrilla
warfare. That's why they won. Because they had
basically less decency. Because the British would
kind of expect that they would have the same
rules of engagement as them. Yeah. And they didn't
follow that as much or what? They probably didn't
care because they're rebels. They weren't official.
country's army they were just a militia of normal
people who were fighting against like the world's
largest military at the time which was only like
50 000 but dude that's that's insane it's insane
that like america even it's insane it's not british
yeah because great britain ruled everything you
know it's like how did that even i heard that
basically like Great Britain was going bankrupt
anyway. So they couldn't afford to keep fighting
in the U .S. No, they couldn't. And I mean, the
U .S., they had to be backed by somebody financially.
Well, it's like, do you think if every British
soldier at the time went to America to fight,
they probably would have won. But they only had
like a certain number, probably like 10 % of
British soldiers fighting in America. Because
it wasn't that much of an asset where we have
the entire British Army going there. Wow. Dude,
that's... Still a big asset, though. Think of
what a big deal... Think of what a big deal it
is, though, to lose America. Yeah. Like, out
of all the colonies you have, think about losing
America. Like, those natural resources. Like,
talk about a fuck -up. That's the fumble of the
fucking, of human existence. Yeah, I think George,
King George was just like, yeah, fuck them, just
suit yourselves. Like, see if you can do it without
the British Empire. And they did. They did eventually,
yeah. Yeah, I mean, and then who would think
that America would be the world, premier world
superpower? The, you know, the only one, basically.
It's a class of its own. I think a lot of it
has to do with like culture and also because
there's 300 ,000 people in America or a million.
340 million now. Yeah, which is like a third.
Because Biden let all those fucking immigrants
in. Third or fourth most in the world. So obviously
when you have that number of people, you're going
to get a lot of, you have a high chance of getting
a lot of people that are outliers. That's where
you get a lot of American inventors and shit.
Yeah. Yeah, because it's... I mean, but it's
not... The US is only 4 % of the world population.
4 or 5%. Right. So I think there's more to it
than... I think there's more to it than just
population size. I think the people that came
here, most of the people who came here... took
a risk being immigrants to come here exactly
and so there might be some kind of uh genetic
thing see right you get you get um a concentration
of people breeding with other people who are
risk takers you know it's not an easy thing like
it's not an easy thing to pack up and move no
at all but especially once just to a new world
that hasn't been inhabited by you know your civilization
before. I think you get a lot of people that
are trying to escape something, too. Trying to
run away from their problems. A lot of people
were trying to escape the Catholic Church back
in the day. That's why they came here. The Protestants.
Well, that's why the Pilgrims came here. It was
the Catholic Church they were trying to get away
from? They were Puritans. They were being persecuted
because they were Protestant. Yeah. Damn. A lot
of religious persecution. That's why I think
that's kind of the reason the Amish do their
thing, too, is they were persecuted at one point.
Don't the Amish come from Germany? Yeah. They're
Dutch. Pennsylvania Dutch. They speak German,
though. They speak like a variation of German.
I don't know if it directly translates. But yeah,
they speak their own language. It's fucking,
they're crazy, dude. Dude. They're so cool. I
don't know. I just don't understand it. Like
I saw a video of these like Mormon guys, these
preachers go, missionaries go up to this guy's
door and they try to like get him to join the
Mormon church or whatever. And he's like. Amish?
No, Mormon. Oh. Like in Utah. Oh, okay. And he's
like, oh, I'm actually. you know, like a Protestant
priest. And then they were just like having this
religious debate for like a while. I was like,
it just doesn't, either side just doesn't make
sense to me. Honestly, you're just like arguing
different sides of something. That's not real.
Yeah. Right. But that's how I feel like, um,
like, dude, I heard this guy, I was apple picking
a couple months ago and I heard this guy talking
about like, you know, some fucking guy in a video
game and the hit points he has and like his power
levels and his potions and shit. And, you know,
he was just really fucking into it. And I was
like, Oh, like this is this guy's religion. It's
like some imaginary thing that he feels like
me and Tyler and in the Minecraft world. Yeah.
I mean, dude, something's going to be a religion,
whether you want it to be or not. Something,
if you don't have religion, something else will
take its place. Is that a bad thing for something
real to take the place of religion? No, but I
think a lot... Like if you're into science? No,
but I think a lot of times, I think people replace
it with state worship. And they worship politicians.
They worship politics. That's why religion is
banned in communist dictatorships. Why though?
I feel like sometimes it's good to replace that.
To have like a thing. Because they want the people
to dedicate all their time and effort to the
state. Right. Exhibit A. That's exactly true.
They want people to worship the state. Yeah,
man. I don't think it's good. I don't think state
worship is good. You start to get people that
worship bureaucracies. They worship like... They
start to worship their careers. I think having
a religion prevents all of that because only
terrible things come from that. Only the worst
things come from that, actually. So the worst
kind of people thrive in those environments.
So it's good to have religion because it keeps
people grounded, keeps people realistic, sometimes.
Sometimes. Because you're constantly talking
about mortality and it gives you something to
look forward to besides just your death. We don't
know what's after this life, but having some
sort of belief that something comes after, it
keeps you from going insane, I think. I think
it does. I think it's manufactured, though. I
think a lot of people are just doing it because...
They're afraid of not having nothing after death.
That's what I was saying to Tyler in the group
chat this week. My parents' religion, this is
one of the gripes I have about it. They do it
because there's some payoff at the end. You love
God, but it's because you're going to get something
out of the deal. yeah right and like shouldn't
you like it's like you're gonna you're gonna
get um you know an after there's gonna be an
afterlife for you if you're a good person but
wouldn't it be better to just be a good person
regardless of whether there's a gift for you
at the end of it yeah it's like what i was saying
to tyler is like why if there's not god what's
like the motivation be a good person or to to
live it's just like Well, if you're a good person
or you have like motivation to do it without
religion, then that's even better than doing
it just because of your religion says so. I would
say that's exactly true. Right. That's more noble
than having the threat of some guy in the sky
that's going to, you know, say that says whether
you can go to the afterlife or not, or you're
just doing it because you're genuinely a good
person. Yeah. They're both good, I guess, if
the outcome is similar. But I think the person
who does it out of their own will is, you know,
not under duress, I think is better for sure.
People try to like hide behind our religion.
I feel like sometimes when they're just like
not good people and they try to say like, Trump
does it a lot where he's like, oh, I'm Christian.
I have all these like, you know, I read the Bible
and shit, but he kind of uses that to cover up
the fact that he's not doing good things. Well,
I think he's a nominal Christian, you know, which
is just a Christian in name only. Well, there's
a news story that Barron Trump was like considering
becoming a, you know, considering finding Jesus.
I was like, I thought he was already. Yeah, I
mean, who knows, dude? There's a lot of people
that they don't really know what the fuck they
are. I know people that go to church just because
it's like a social club. It's not really, they
just want to say they go to church. They're not
really doing it because they really care about
religion or anything. Don't you think, do you
think you could study morals without having it
be a religion? Or you could just go? go and just
uh have a group where you just study morals and
i have to be like a religious thing i've thought
about that i thought why don't why don't they
have a religion where everybody dresses in a
suit we drive black tahos no i'm just joking
no but really like it's like a community center
um but you you go there and it's not about it's
like you acknowledge that there's There's some
kind of higher power in this universe, right?
Whether this is a test to just, you know, there's
some lessons here you have to learn before you
die. It doesn't have to be that there's this
male figure in the sky, you know, but there is
something more to this life than we know, right?
There is, whether the universe itself is the
higher power, whether, you know, whatever it
is. You acknowledge that there's something higher
than yourself. That's why you're here. And that's
one thing. That's one of the main beliefs. Two,
you have to have some sort of goal for self -improvement,
whether that's fitness or whether that's some
secular goal like your career or something like
that. Like anything. You have to have a goal
for self -improvement. you know, you focus, it
focuses like a lot, like the religion would focus
mainly on like, not mainly, but a lot on like
eating healthy and, um, you know, maintaining
physical fitness so you can be the best form
of yourself. Yeah. That just sounds like alcoholics
anonymous. No, I don't think so. You know, I
mean a little bit maybe, but there's no like
Bible involved. There's no like. Well, they say
in Alcoholics Anonymous, you have to accept there's
a higher power. It's like step number two or
some shit, right? Yeah. And like a lot of people
struggle with that because if they're atheists,
they're like, even if I say that I accept a higher
power, like even if I said that right now, I
wouldn't believe it because I'm an atheist. But,
all right, so let me reframe. Let me reframe
what I'm talking about. Right? So you know what
the double slit experiment is? No. I'm sure we've
talked about it. I know we've talked about it
multiple times on the podcast. But it's an experiment
where they fire photons at a canvas. And they
have a filter that has two slits in it. Okay?
So it's like metal. So you'd expect that on the
other side... um of of this piece of metal with
like the slits in it that you wouldn't see photons
which are light particles you wouldn't see where
they hit on the backdrop where those slits are
yeah but photons don't have mass they're just
light light energy so they can go through things
right but they travel straight so if you put
it's like a stencil right and you took spray
paint yeah you'd only expect to see the spray
paint where the holes were in the stencil So
if the spray paint was the photons and the stencil
is the hole with the slits, or the metal with
the slits, right? So the problem is that the
photons end up everywhere behind the metal. Everywhere.
When they shouldn't at all. They should not be
there. So it's a thing in quantum mechanics.
where they call it like it's Einstein said it's
like spooky from a distance but you're saying
the photons go through the metal or there's a
hole in the metal so hold on this is this is
the main thing about it is it changes based on
whether or not it's being observed so as soon
as somebody starts to observe it right when somebody's
actually physically watching it it behaves like
it should and they fire They just hit behind
where the slits are. So you would pull away the
metal and you would see that the photons only
hit where the holes were in the metal. Yeah,
that's insane. And then when they're not watching,
they behave differently, which tells me that...
It's like a video game. Exactly. If you don't
load into an area, that area doesn't simulate
until you get close to it. Exactly. The fact
that it knows whether or not you are watching
it tells you that there is something with higher
level intelligence that is running the universe.
So, I mean, just the way that the way systems
organize themselves. What's the name of the experiment?
Oh, that's the double sled experiment. Interesting.
I wonder if we could find like a real quick video.
That explains it without getting into too much
detail. Let me look on YouTube Shorts. Yeah,
you should look on here. I got to pee. Okay.
Wait. Let me see. I'm on YouTube on here. Let's
see if I can find one that's two minutes long.
When a laser emits beams of light particles called
photons at a screen with two slits, you'd expect
to see two strips to correspond with the two
slits. Instead, we see a pattern of light and
dark bands. This suggests that light behaves
like waves that pass through both slits simultaneously,
interfering with each other to create the pattern
on the second screen. However, when scientists
used a measuring device to observe the slit that
each photon passed through, the interference
pattern disappeared and two strips appeared.
The act of observing which slit it went through
changed the behavior of the photons. No one knows
why observing a particle causes its behavior
to change. All right, we'll find another one
here. Hold on a sec. I think I hear Casey coming
back, so... We'll fire one up here for him to
listen to, too. all right i played one but it
wasn't that interesting oh i'm gonna play another
here's neil neil degrassi tyson i can't stand
that guy but we'll play him i think he's just
he doesn't believe in aliens and it's like come
on dude what about the double slit experiment
that experiment is widely misunderstood this
whole idea is the observer effect where if you're
not looking at it you get one result but if you
look at it you get another as though your consciousness
is affecting the experiment and consciousness
right now is not a fully understood construct
so here's what's going on we are illuminated
by lights in this space the light is reflecting
off of you entering my retina going to my brain
let's say you were smaller let's keep making
you smaller and smaller and smaller and smaller
there is a size Below which, when I turn on that
light, you will absorb that light and jump to
another state of existence. But if you're an
electron, I turn on the lights, the photon hits
the electron, the electron jumps to a different
state. I cannot know what the electron is doing
unless I illuminate it. And if I illuminate it,
it's doing something different from what it was
before I illuminated it. It has nothing to do
with consciousness. It has to do with interacting
with the object in order to make a measurement.
He's a fucking hater. That's not what Michio
Kaku and these quantum physicists say. He's not
a quantum physicist. He's like a fucking, I don't
know, he does shit with stars and stuff. He's
saying that if you do something to observe these
photons, that it will affect whether they're
going through the slit or not. Yeah, so he's
saying the observer has an effect, but it doesn't
have to do with consciousness. The observer has
an effect because they have photons going onto
their body or some shit. Right. Right. But it's
not always a physical human observer. Like sometimes
it's a device. It could be. It could be like
if you record it with a camera. Right. That's
exactly what they did. Let me see here. Oh, this
guy does it at home. Shit. I wonder if that's
true. Let me find a better explanation. How beautiful
is this? This is an experiment in quantum mechanics
called the double slit experiment, but I really
didn't expect to see this when I did it myself.
And seeing this changed my mind on an important
question in physics. What is light? How beautiful
is this? Okay, that didn't tell me anything.
Okay. There's one on Joe Rogan. It's five minutes
long, though. I don't want to get into that.
Wave particle duality explained. Maybe there's
a simple one. Double slit experiment is simple.
All right, here's one eight months ago. There
is one experiment which encapsulates all the
properties of the quantum world. It's called
the double slit experiment. Let's say you have
an electron gun that emits particles, and then
you have a barrier that has two slits cut in
it and a screen. The electrons can go through
one slit or the other one. depending on how they
come out, with maybe a bit of a spread because
they rattle around a bit when they go through.
But that's not what you see. You see sort of
stripes, a stripe on the screen where you get
lots of electrons, and then a stripe where you
get very few or none, and then another stripe
where you get lots, and then a stripe where you
get very few or none. That pattern is exactly
the same pattern that you would get if you sent
waves through the slit. And waves have the property
that they can interfere with each other. The
fact that you get it from particles, We're not
getting anywhere. Jesus fucking Christ. I was
getting down with that. Well, there was only
three seconds left. Oh. I'll find one. I love
the quantum mechanics, though, as you know. So
does Ally Mack. So they can tell, like, all right,
so I didn't explain it 100 % correctly, but what
you normally see, I guess, is you see what's
called an interference pattern, right? So the
waves. the photons bounce off of each other right
yeah so it's hard to explain dude you gotta watch
a video on it but um god there's got to be like
a three minute one i feel like maybe you can't
explain it just imagine that you have a gun that's
firing bullets or pellets at a screen that has
two slits two openings those double slits And
your intuition tells you that those pellets that
get through the left opening will land in a band
aligned with it on the left, and those that get
through the right will land in a band aligned
with it on the right. That makes sense. And that's
what happens. With bullets. Which is good, with
bullets. Okay. Let's now run that experiment
with one change. We're simply going to dial down
the size of the bullets, making them smaller,
as small as little particles like electrons.
When you fire the electrons at the barrier with
the two slits, you don't just get two bands.
you get more bands. And that simple change, going
from our expectation of two bands to, in this
case, five bands, that represents the single
greatest upheaval in our understanding of reality
the species has ever encountered. So just imagine...
Are you saying, like, the five bands, like, the
other bands are going through the battle, basically,
and they're not where the slits are? Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Okay, so that's what it is. So, yes, the
photons behave differently whether or not they're
being observed. So when they're not being observed,
they create an interference pattern and they
end up in places behind the metal where they
shouldn't be, right? Yeah. They end up there
like they're actually like, well, it doesn't
even matter. It doesn't mean they're actually
going through it, but it's what they call an
interference pattern. So when you observe it,
though, and you look at it, they're only exactly
in those two slits where they should be. So they
only start creating an interference pattern when
you're not looking. It's almost like while you're
not... But how do they know that that's happening
if they're not looking? Because they run the
experiment while they're not there. Oh. And then
they come back and observe where they hit. So
the act of a physical human coming into the room
makes that happen. Yes, and putting eyes on the
experiment. actual their actual but if you're
watching observation but if you're watching a
video of them why they're not there does that
change it yes yeah yeah so it's almost like how
like in a game like you're saying what's behind
you isn't processed yet because you're not observing
it because it would take computing power to process
that and why would you process something you're
not looking at oh right so that's kind of that's
kind of what i get out of it What I think is
like it's part of like the simulation. You know,
not that the physical universe isn't real, but
it's almost comprised of like computer script,
you know? I think it's not real. You don't think
it's real? No, if it's comprised of computer
script, I mean, video games aren't real, technically.
No, they're not real, but... Dude, I wouldn't
say it's... Even if it was... Oh, man. This reminds
me of something else. If we're going to get into
this shit, there's this thing you can do. Apparently...
Did I send it to the group where they take DMT
and then they get a laser level from Home Depot?
Oh, and they said they could only do something
impossible while they were on DMT? Yes. And they
said that they could see computer code in the
laser. Yeah, and like the CIA, that's why they
did the, what's that name of that experiment?
Where they give people like LSD. Oh, what was
that? Midnight? The MKUltra. Yeah, they gave
it to the Johns. And that's like why they...
Midnight Climax. Operation Midnight Climax. They
gave people that to see if they could see more
than they could. If it was scientific, they could
see more than they could as just reality. That
shit's crazy, dude. Are you a fan of Stranger
Things? No, I've never really watched it. Oh
my god, bro. What are you doing with your life?
Are you serious? Yeah, I'm serious. Oh, fucking
watch it, bro. It's so good. Look, I don't really
get into shit. I'm not a big fiction guy, but
I like science fiction. Me too. I think I would
like it. I don't like Star Wars and shit. Yeah,
yeah. It's like the new X -Files. But it's...
I just got on it because the subject of governments
experimenting on people. Vince Gilligan. who
was a writer on the X -Files, has a new show
called Pluribus. Have you seen that? It's like
everybody in the world is taken over by this
alien species. Didn't Vince Gilligan write Breaking
Bad? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, and there's
one woman left in the world who is not affected
by these aliens, and they're like, everybody
in the world is now one entity. Like we all share
a brain type shit. I always saw the first episode,
but it was interesting. Damn, it just came out?
Yeah, his new show. Damn, I might check it out.
If it gets good reviews, I'll watch it. People
said it was good, yeah. A lot of people said
it was depressing. So it was parts of Breaking
Bad. I was a huge Breaking Bad fan. Same. Loved
Breaking Bad. The thing that's kind of depressing
to me about watching a show like that is a show
that's already aired. It's like you're the only
one watching it. If you decide to re -watch it,
it's like you're the only one in the world watching
it. Not at all. There's probably millions of
people still watching Breaking Bad every day.
That's why it's still on Netflix. Yeah, but...
It's not the same as when it's scheduled, when
you're on the same schedule with people. I think
that they should re -release the shows on a watch
schedule because there's something about just
coming home and looking forward to a show. Yeah,
I think you got that 90s, 2000s nostalgia going.
Yeah, yeah, man. Because other people are watching
it. Yeah, but they're on a different episode
than you. I really think there was something
good about everybody watching the same thing
at the same time because everybody's kind of
on the same vibe. You know, like talk about it
with people and shit. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's
got their own vibes going on right now. Like
you're at the end of the season. Somebody just,
just starting the show. Like dude, if there was
like a set, like every year, if you want to restart
breaking bad, right. Restarts on the new year.
and this is the schedule for the year, and there's
going to be watch parties for it. You miss an
episode, you've got to wait until next year.
No, no. You can catch up, but you can catch up
to where people are at. But this is the schedule
for the year, and so you come home and you know
that there's 7 million other people watching
that show, and they're watching the same thing
you're watching. That's what I kind of miss about
radio versus Apple Music is... You know, I'm
the only one listening to whatever song I'm listening
to at that given time. You know, I just I kind
of miss I kind of miss that. I kind of miss how
everybody was like interconnected. Yeah. You
know, if you go on Spotify, you listen to a popular
song. Probably other like millions of other people
are listening to it, too. Yeah, but I mean, don't
you want to be synced up where they are in the
song so you're vibing at the same time with somebody?
Come together? Yeah. Yes, dude. Now we're talking.
It's like when 9 -11 happened and we all saw
the plane go into the tower at the same time.
Right, we were all on the same page. Exactly.
We knew exactly what was going on here. Yep.
We're just like, fuck. Nowadays, it would be
like you wake up five days later and you go on
the internet and you watch 9 -11 happen and you're
like, oh, fuck. Dude, I think if 9 -11 happened
today, I feel like it wouldn't be that big of
a deal. Damn. That's a statement. That's a statement
right there. I'm saying it would be half. I think
that would be the start of World War III with
the current president we have. I think if it
happened today, it would be half as bad as it
was then. I think people would be upset for a
little bit, like maybe six months. You think
of 3 ,000 people died by a terror attack today.
Bro, I think... with the cell phones and the
attention span, TikTok, fucking YouTube shorts,
10 seconds long, seven seconds long. I can agree
with that. Just attention changing, rapidly cycling.
They would forget about it. There's going to
be a new terror attack trending by the time you
get to it. Right. People forget about it and
probably they'd elect a fucking Muslim mayor.
You know? As soon as that, like six months later,
they wouldn't even care. People are just so distracted.
Things are so stimulating. The food is too stimulating.
The porn is too stimulating. The YouTube videos
are too stimulating. The music is too stimulating.
Everything is just this competition to be overstimulating.
Well, it's just a constant dopamine. hit that
you're getting people are getting throughout
their day right they're always like what's you
know what's the next dopamine hit i'm gonna get
and it's like you know a fucking video or fucking
food or whatever yeah and you think back in 2001
like it's like yeah you had things that were
stimulating but they weren't like they are today
like you know what i mean Like, you can have
anything you want today. Like, just music on
demand. Fucking porn on demand. Like, you know
what I mean? Well, you can always, like, do something.
Like, you think about, like, back in the day,
if you were just, like, sitting around, you couldn't
just go on your phone and have instant stimulation.
Right. You had to, quote, raw dog it. Like, there's
this guy on, I saw on Facebook that just raw
dogs life, and he just sits there for an hour
doing nothing. Oh, my God. Dude, he's probably
so healthy. Well, he does it because he has,
like, a mental illness. Oh, what's his mental
illness? I think probably, like, anxiety, depression.
Oh. Dude, I bet. I bet that that's so good for
him. I want to get rid of my phone, dude. I want
to get rid of it so bad. I just, like, it's just
too much. There's just too much to process. Like,
I'm trying to stay off of social media. And,
you know, before I know it, I'm on the couch
scrolling through fucking Facebook. I didn't
even, I don't even remember opening it up. I'm
just on it. It's just like. It's just a need
to stay connected with the world and people that,
other people, basically. When you are alone and
you're not actually interacting with them face
to face. Right. So, I mean, like, Ali Beck, I
think, has always had the right idea where he's
been more disconnected. It's hard to do. Oh,
from social media? Oh, yeah. I mean, he's on
there, though. I see him post shit. He probably
posts more shit than me on Facebook. He's on
there, but he doesn't usually make that his priority.
It's hard to get a hold of him sometimes. You
know what, man? It's a good way to be. What was
working for me for a while is... I would, I wouldn't,
when I, at work, I wouldn't bring my phone to
work, you know, just be on my watch. Um, but,
uh, yeah, just, just leaving your, leaving your
phone plugged into the wall and you don't take
it any further than that. So if you, you know,
if you want to check social media, you can check
it, but you gotta be like standing and it's gotta
be like connected to the wall. You can't like
lay in bed and go on social media. You know,
and then when you need text messages and stuff,
you got your watch on your wrist. And then, you
know, my Apple Watch has Apple Pay, so I can
still pay for shit. Yeah, I feel like it helps
me at work because if you're doing like shift
work where you just have to be like there for
a certain amount of time and you're trying to
like wait out the clock and there's nothing going
on. If you don't have anything to do, it just
makes it seem so much longer. But if you have
some distraction, it makes it go by quicker.
Yeah. Yeah, that is true. I mean, but you can
bring your laptop too, right? Bring my laptop
to work? Yeah. No, I haven't ever seen anybody
do that. Oh. Oh. Huh. How do you make Jeopardy
then? Make it on your phone? Yeah. Oh, shit.
That seems tough. I mean, you could just go on
the desktop computers they have, too. All the
sites are blocked, though. Yeah, that's not fun.
All the 9 -11 videos are blocked. Are they? Probably.
I definitely wouldn't know. Yeah, I mean, that
is tough when you're at work and you need some
distraction. Because, like, people... People
will just constantly be coming up to you and
bothering you. I got this one guy a couple weeks
ago that would just fucking walk in the little
break room and just be like, oh, mind if I get
some water? I'm like, okay, dude, I guess. It's
like, do you normally walk into places you don't
work and go in their break room? He was a random
person? He was a visitor. Oh, my God. Like, dude,
who are you? He was a little special. He's a
little touched in the head. Yeah, I guess so.
Some people just have no... Like I've had multiple
times where people, visitors, patients, family
members will walk into my break room and just
ask me for something. Why are you here? Yeah.
What the fuck, man? God, you can't even take
a break as a nurse. Seriously? God. And they
like, if you don't take a break, it's like...
You know, you get talked to, like, it's office
space or something. Like, did you get the memo?
If you don't take a break? Yeah. Like, if you
say that you punch for lunch, because you have
to take a half -hour unpaid break for a shift.
So if you don't, they're just like, what the
fuck? Jesus. Dude, I just feel like... I don't
know how you do what you do, man. Just... I feel
like people just look at you like you owe them
when you're there. Not like you owe them, but
like you're their servant. Some people do. Everybody's
different, I feel like. And it's just like the
ones who treat you like shit who make it a bad
time. But, you know, there's a lot of people
who are nice, too. Have you ever had any patient
get really mad at you? Oh, yeah. People... Freak
out all the time. Like taking it out on you.
Yeah, I would say so. I think everybody has if
you work in the hospital. Like I'm going to write
a letter to the CEO of this hospital. What's
your name? Give me your name. Yeah, this lady
was like, oh, she's like going off about how
I'm going to call the medical director or something.
It was like, oh, we don't even have a director.
Go for it. Yeah, people like, sometimes people
don't even like meet you. Like you'll be too
busy taking care of somebody else. And they don't
even meet you and they'll already be like pissed.
Like, oh, I've been waiting for 20 minutes. They
don't meet you? Yeah. What do you mean? Like
before they even meet you, they're pissed because
you took time to see them. Right, right. So they're
like, oh, why isn't everybody checking on me?
It's like, oh, so you're here for your fucking
toothache. There's somebody in the other room
who's had a heart attack. And people will like,
there's like people that, this one lady, this
one nurse was telling me how this one lady walked
into a room where they were like doing. doing
a code on a patient, like CPR on a patient, and
just went off on them about why nobody was getting
her water. Oh, my God. Just full -on walked into
the room with them. Bro, how hard is it to not
say, get the fuck out of here? Bro, I feel like
I would push somebody, like literally push them
out of the way. Yeah, it's frustrating. You know,
people are just there. People are like, oh, I'm
not even here for anything serious. Like, they
can just see me real quick. Like, why am I here
so long? It's like, oh, well, they're taking
care of people who are critical patients. Yeah,
going to hospitals, it's just the worst. It's
just you get to see the general public and how
bad they are. What's your... Let's not talk about
work, dude. BLS war stories. A time to not talk
about... Is it helping you? Seriously. Would
you rather not talk about work? I don't really
care. What's the one thing where you're just
like, fuck, dude. I would say working on the
ambulance, it was like you hear a cardiac arrest
go out and you're like, fuck. I don't feel like
doing this. What's that thing? for you now i
would say like the most thing would just be a
certain patient that you know is going to be
just like terrible to deal with like this person's
coming in fuck like i have this one lady that
comes in all the time for some bullshit and like
every little thing you do she'll just critique
you for she'll be like oh did you use like alcohol
wipe on that and like did you drop that on the
floor it's like yeah i dropped this on the floor
like She's like obsessive. Yeah, yeah. It's people
like that, I think. Or like if there's like a
kid that comes in that's very sick, you never
want to do that because I like, I spent like
a long time just poking kids trying to get an
IV and that's not fun. Ugh, yeah. Just with them
fucking screaming. And then all the med calculations
are different. Yeah. Fuck that. Well, yeah, it's
pretty easy. You don't really have to do a lot
of calculations, right? It's like pre -calculated.
You just got to do the quick ratios. You have
to do some calculations. Yeah, a lot of it's
ordered in the computer, but we don't have a
pharmacy, so we have to mix the meds. God damn.
It's like an easy thing to mess up. Sometimes,
yeah. Yeah. But you don't get a lot of kid stuff
because, you know, you're a memorial. A lot of
times people just don't know that and just bring
their kids in. And they'll have something serious.
Like the last kid was having a pretty, had an
allergy attack. And that's when we had to, like,
fucking stick him 20 times with a, trying to
get an IV. And that was just, it was painful.
Yeah. Damn. Well, anyway. Did you see what I
sent to the chat? No. About Trump renaming the
Kennedy Memorial Building? Oh, yeah. To the Trump
and... John F. Kennedy Memorial. He's such a
fucking retard. You can't make this up. He's
such a fucking retard. Yeah. It's like, come
on, dude. Why? Like, why do you got to fuck with
that? You're not John F. Kennedy. He's trying
to, you know, just change history. Write himself
basically into history. Donald J. Trump and John
F. Kennedy. I feel like he's not going to go
down in history well. Like, people are going
to... you know look at his name and be like that
was a bad time for america uh i don't know man
no i think so i think i think the meme the meme
president shit like the making fun of other presidents
and being a bully like everybody's getting sick
of that shit dude you know yeah um Even people
that voted for him were getting sick of it. Yeah,
like that shit I could do without. But, you know,
I like how he's being extremely aggressive. Like,
dude, do you think Biden was this aggressive
about trying to bring jobs back to the US? Like,
do you think that that was number one priority
for him? I think number one priority was finding
out what planet he was on. Right. So that's what
I mean. Like, the contrast. Like, yeah. Maybe
it was a little less chaotic, but that's not
always a good thing. I mean, they did their best
to rule the country when they had a leader that
was obviously incapable of leading. Right. So
it's like, you know, yeah, Trump does the dumb
shit, the dumb bullying stuff, and he doesn't
have any tact. He doesn't have tact. He doesn't
have a lot. I wouldn't say he doesn't have diplomacy.
He doesn't have tact at all. No tact. His campaign
advisor actually this week just went off on him.
She said he had an alcoholic's personality. He
doesn't drink, but I guess he still acts like
that. Yeah, I could see that. Yeah, he is just
the worst. He does do a lot of good things. He
really does. The first good thing I saw him do
this week was a lower marijuana classification
on the DA list for like a, what's it now classified
as? Like low risk drug. Oh, right. So it's not
a class one. There's all these Republican lawmakers
who are like, oh, marijuana is a gateway drug.
And they were all opposed to it. Bro, I don't
under. He even said this is like common sense.
All right. Because like, OK, I'll give you this.
I mean, I'll just say this. Sometimes he thinks
like a fucking like a 15 year old. Right. Like
he says, like. Oh, well, 80 % of the population
doesn't want this classified as a Schedule 1.
Right? That's like me, a 15 -year -old me, thought
that exact thing. And so he's like, so why is
it a Schedule 1? We're going to move it. So you're
saying he's agreeing with 80 % of the people?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's like really simplistic
thinking. Like, oh, 80 % of the population doesn't
want this. Like, then why are we doing it? right
that's like when it's in reality it's like more
complicated than just what 80 of the population
was definitely a half measure like right he didn't
like fully he didn't unschedule it no it's still
illegal right but you know what man i think it
should i don't think it should be fully legal
i don't i don't agree with that i mean this the
studies are coming out that it's not it's not
that great for you long term and so i think you
know if it's legal I think you're going to have
a lot of people whose brains aren't fully developed
yet using it, and I don't think that's good.
I think you should wait until after your brain's
developed to really start using it. But it's
something that is at least 10 times safer than
alcohol, which is already legal. I agree, 100%.
And it's something that benefits, I would say,
most of the people that use it for medical use.
Yeah, I don't know if it's 100 % beneficial.
I think it's better than pharmaceuticals, but
that doesn't mean... It is when you smoke it.
I don't think it comes without... I don't think
it has zero risks. I think... Everything has
risks. Right. Like even coffee, even caffeine.
Even fucking cholesterol medication. Right. Even
fucking any kind of prescription that you take.
And that's where I'm coming from is like... I
want to know how bad things are for you. I want
to try and eliminate... This is decaf. I don't
even drink caffeine anymore. Because I don't
think it's great. So is caffeine bad? I think
it's relative. Is marijuana bad? I think it's
relative. I think you have to understand the
risks of what it does. If you know... That what
it's going to do is increase your heart rate
and cause maybe some hypertension. You know,
as long as you understand that risk and you do
something about it. Right. I think you're good
to do it. Right. I mean, it's not, it's not my
drug of choice because. Like the smoke is like
a hundred times healthier than tobacco smoke.
It makes me, it makes me anxious. Very anxious.
Yeah, you really just got to get the right dose
and kind of got to get used to it at first. Yeah.
And then just like, you can't smoke too much
because that's going to make you anxious. Yeah,
that new shit is, that pharmaceutical grade stuff
is rough. It's potent because people develop
a tolerance to it. And then they need the good
shit. Yeah. All right. Well, let's check our,
let's see how much money we made this week. We'll
fucking call it an episode. Here, you'll like
this. I'm going to send this to the chat. I'll
just read it to you. It's Marjorie Taylor Greene.
She said, my goodness, what is in the Epstein
files? Release all the files. It's literally
the law. It is the law now. Yeah, well, fucking
do it. Trump signed it himself. They're redacting
everything. Dude, that's incredible that they're
not releasing it even though it's the law. They're
partially releasing it. They're releasing partial
pictures of people that are redacted in it. Right.
Oh, my God. That's made balance 9 -11. Jesus
Christ. Wow. Jesus Christ. Dude, that's a sign.
$9 .11. Damn. I don't know if it's a good sign
or a bad sign. I think it's a good sign. It's
going up from like $5 last time. Wow. That's
a pretty... Who bought something? No, this is
just from the ads. Oh, shit. We made $4 off ads?
We made actually 9 -11 off ads. Wow. Dude, that's
fucking awesome. Yep. Well, keep them up. I was
going to say, I think we've got to take these
down, but now I'm changing my mind about it.
That's what I was going to say. I was like, oh,
this is annoying listening to the podcast. There's
a fucking ad interrupting every 15 seconds. If
you don't like the ads, if we get a single email
that says you don't want the ads in it, I will
take the ads out. I agree. That's how much I
want to email. Yeah. All you have to do is email
us, TotalPodcast73 at gmail .com. We will lose.
We are willing to lose $4 a week or biweekly
in revenue. Right. No, I think we just take them
out of the middle and just have them at the beginning
of the end. Yeah, I don't like the middle ones.
No, you know what? I don't mind the middle ones
as much as... I don't like the beginning ones.
The beginning one is really annoying because
you want to get right into the podcast and then
it's like a fucking ad for like Kleenex. I feel
like the middle ones, like on the site, it says
we will seamlessly insert this ad into your podcast.
But when I listen to it, it's just fucking a
random interruption when you're talking. Right.
It's not like they wait for a break in the conversation.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we could do without the beginning
ones, I think. Because I don't mind an ad in
the middle. Well, that's a money hit. That's
a profit hit right there. What kind of views
are we getting these days? I mean, we haven't
been really consistent since Tyler's wedding.
We're getting a lot more actually this month.
We got like 450 this month. 450 lessons? This
month, yeah. Holy shit. It actually went up a
lot. 450 this month? Yeah. Wow. 473 actually
this month. We got to be more consistent if we
got people listening. I know. We're getting about
24 views a day. Dude, that's really good. 473
this month, yeah. I wonder if people, does it
tell you how much they listen to? Like what percentage?
No. That would be really nice to know. Because
it's like, what if they're just stumbling across
it? Could be a lot of that, but it's definitely
increased from before. It's probably AI, too,
like analyzing what it's about. You know? I don't
know. It doesn't include bots. Shout out Iceland.
We got somebody listening to Iceland. Yeah, we
like Iceland. We like all of the Norwegian countries.
Oh, Scandinavian. I love those countries. You
got fucking socialism. Norwegian, that's Norway.
I want to move to fucking Finland. Shout out
Finland. Got a lot of French people. I got a
kid I went to high school with. Kid who had the
locker next to me, a friend of mine, lives in
Finland. New Zealand, shout out. Wow. Hawaii?
Honolulu? Oh, no way. They found me. I don't
know how they did it, but they found me. I'm
seeing our red dots on the map on Honolulu. Wow.
Damn. I wonder if it came up on the... There's
got to be some sort of tags that have to do with
what we talk about. Because if you look at it...
it plots out everything we talk about in the
episode. Oh, shout out to our viewer in Venezuela.
Oh shit. We, uh, we hope you make it out. Hey,
listen, listen, Venezuela. If you can hear us,
Venezuela, if you need help, we will come for
you just because, just because you are an untitled
podcast. Only if you listen to this podcast,
we'll come rescue you. If you send us an email
saying you need help. We will do an episode in
Venezuela. It may be after the World War, but
if you need us, we'll come for you. Damn. Who
else? We got some listeners in Russia. That's
cool. The Ukraine. Wow, we got listeners that
are at war right now. We got, oh, going over
to Saudi Arabia. Wow. Maybe we can zoom in on
Israel here, see if we got any listeners. Oh,
I'm seeing some listeners in the Gaza Strip.
No, are you? No, I'm literally seeing listeners
in the Gaza Strip. Oh, my God. Guys, listen,
as much as we'd love to help you, Venezuela we
can do, but I don't know. I don't know if we're
going to the West Bank, man. I don't see a lot
of listeners in Israel, in Jerusalem. I see a
lot of listeners in Gaza, though. Well, then,
I think we have to side with our fans. No, I'm
just joking. We don't take sides like that. I
like Israel. Some of the things they're doing.
He actually legally has to say that on every
episode of the podcast. They're just going through
their America and Iraq phase. They're going through
their imperialism phase. If he doesn't say he
likes Israel at least once on the podcast, he
gets his head shot off with a laser. Mandatory.
Where else? What about in Australia? Australia,
New Zealand are listening. Wow, shout out to
you guys. What cities does it say? Let's see.
Australia, Perth, Sydney, Brisbane, Canberra,
Melbourne. Wow. We've got New Zealand. I wonder
how they come across this podcast. It's probably
recommended. Tasmania. Wow. Dude, that's what's
so cool about the internet, man, is if you had
a radio station, you couldn't reach a quarter
of those people. That would be like 24 listeners
a day. If you had a small radio station back
in the day, that might be like how many people
you actually get to. This is literally like having
a small radio station. Literally nobody in Wyoming
has listened to us. Is that the only state? That's
the least populous state. Fuck Wyoming, dude.
Where are most of our listeners? Probably. Probably
New York, right? Yeah, probably in the New York
area. Keep it up. Keep it up. Keep listening.
Keep going strong. Yeah. If you guys, if you're
really out there, if you are truly out there
in New Zealand, Australia, Hawaii, if you people
are out there. Send us an email. Send a fucking
email. To untitledpodcast73 at gmail .com. Please.
We're going to change the world together. Thank
you. All right, Dan. Thanks for listening. Like
us on Facebook. As always, be kind to yourselves.
And each other. We out. For all we know, robots
have souls. We just don't know if they do or
don't. How do you know? Have you ever been a
cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first
ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no,
we are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole.
Yes, we are. There's people out there with some
really dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where
the fuck did the pyramids come from? Where the
fuck did Stonehenge come from? You're telling
me that they didn't die and become ghosts? They're
killing already born babies and sell them to
the Chinese. Aliens exist. Somewhere in China.
Alright, in some base, there are super soldiers
that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall. Okay? Okay,
so did they come from our planet? Then they are
extraterrestrials. They are aliens. I do not
negotiate with terrorists. I do not listen to
them. feel them die of this virus. You feel bump,
bump, bump, beep, nothing. They're fucking gone.
I've seen it happen. I think that the government
has taken it to the next level with the birds.
They know what birds are going to cross paths
with you that you are going to be able to raise
and they are going to make them so fucking real.
They're going to sink money into them because
they know that if you put that motherfucker in
a cage, he Cut it open, you're going to see blood
guts, no circuitry, but let me tell you their
technology. It's out of silicon bottles. Which,
by the way, big brother, is the Overlord. We're
only living in the third dimension! Nazi collaborator.
Okay? I'm not fucking lying. It's fucking real.
Okay? Look it up. Look it up. He says that he
was doing this shit. George Soros actually