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The following program is intended for mature

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audiences and may cause cancer in at -risk populations.

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Viewer discretion is advised. For all we know,

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robots have souls. We just don't know if they

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do or don't. How do you know? Have you ever been

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a cyborg or a robot? You think we were the first

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ones to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, we

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are jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes,

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we are. There's people out there with some really

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dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck

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did the spearmen come from? Where the fuck did

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Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that

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they didn't die and become ghosts? They're killing

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already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

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Aliens exist. Somewhere in China. some days what

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the fuck there are super soldiers that are at

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least nine or ten feet tall super soldiers then

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they are extraterrestrials they are aliens Because

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I've still been Oh, yeah. Welcome to Untitled

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Podcast. We're just talking. Alright. Episode

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127. Here with Dan and Tyler. Hi. This song was

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written by Dan. This is actually Dan singing,

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boys. You wrote this using AI, right? No, I wrote

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this when I was like 14 or 15 when a friend of

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mine died. She committed suicide. Damn. Jesus

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Christ, Dan. I really wrote this when I was 14

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or 15 years old. And you were in your feels.

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What'd you say? You were in your feels. I can't

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hear you because it's so loud. I know. I got

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a... What? What'd you say, Tyler? I said you

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were really in your feels. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

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It was like actually like the real... Chorus

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was really like teenage angsty. Yeah, and I'm

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like this has got to go because there's just

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too too much so I like the EDM version of it.

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Do you? It's like I like the little breakdown

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here. See, you can't just tell it to make you

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a song because AI can't really feel. It doesn't

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have emotion. Yeah, it doesn't. So it makes the

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lyrics really robotic. Yeah, you could get a

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rave going. yeah yeah i said um what was the

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prompt yeah i gave it the lyrics and then i gave

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it the recording and me singing it like here

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hold on i'll show you like i showed him that

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country song i thought um did a good job with

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that that was so funny you like that was so funny

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i gotta finish it i thought of that in the shower

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the girl at the bar I did where it was like...

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Upstate New York. If you think I voted for Obama,

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then... Yeah. That was so funny. My girlfriend

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really liked that. Oh, yeah. The upstate New

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York redneck anthem. Yeah, yeah. She got these

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fucking gloves I bought. They're fucking... I

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got them on Amazon for $15. Damn, dude. That

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looks like some O .J. Simpson shit. If the glove

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does not fit, you must have quit. All right,

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check how much money we made. It's probably $0.

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No, we are actually up to $5 .52. Damn. Dude,

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we can buy one cup of coffee from Starbucks.

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Hell yeah. And we have to split it, though, obviously.

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Wow. That feels nice, doesn't it? Oh, those are

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great, dude. These are like, you know what these

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gloves are good for? Punching people? When you

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retire and you got like a nice little Porsche.

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Yeah. Pull these out of the glove box. Right.

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Like that's what a glove box really is. Yeah.

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That's for the driving gloves. Yeah. And you

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put these puppies on. You do like the, you do

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the. Yeah. And you put your little, throw your

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little scarf. Hell yeah, dude. And drive it,

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you know, in the snow. Yeah. Fuck yeah. yeah

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those are nice i gotta get a nice set of leather

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gloves yeah because i was outside shoveling and

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i'm like i don't have any gloves so i went on

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amazon bought these for 15 bucks and i'm like

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yo these are actually nice i like these and they

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are real leather yeah they're real leather wow

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yeah that's nice yeah i'm trying to upgrade my

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wardrobe um because My boss told me that he just

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goes, listen, around the office, it's fine to

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wear what you wore when you did EMS. But when

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you go out to the field, you got to look somewhat

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professional. And I'm like, that makes sense.

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So I got a couple quarter zips. I got some cactus.

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You should just wear a lab coat. I bought these.

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I got a nice leather and sheepskin jacket, a

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bomber jacket that I got coming in. And I got

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a couple flat caps. Flat cap? Like the fucking

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Peaky Blinders type hats. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I got a couple of those, so I'm going to be looking

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like a fucking 1950s detective when I go off

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this fucking shit and be like, all right, what's

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going on? That's funny. I see. I feel like I

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see a lot of old guys wearing those. Yeah. I

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mean, I like them. I like them a lot. Like you

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saw me at the, uh, at the rehearsal dinner wearing

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mine or one of them. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's right.

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And I'm like, I actually could pull it off pretty

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well. Like, but like a couple of like, a couple

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of my friends were like, bro, I was going to,

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I was going to flame you for, for wearing that,

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but it actually does fit. It looks nice. Right.

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Dude. Certain people can pull certain things

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off that other people can't, you know? And then

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when it does, you just stick with it. And then

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you're going to be wearing those when you're

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an old man. Yeah. That's what happens. Like,

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you just get stuck with it. You're like, oh,

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yeah, this is good. That's how my mustache, how

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I got stuck with that. Yeah, you look like Ned

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Flanders. Yeah. It's nice to be back. Hi, guys.

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It was after my wedding. I took a couple weeks

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off from the podcast. Took a couple months off.

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Yeah, I took a couple months off. That's all

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right, dude. It was like, that's a stressful

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thing. It was a crazy time. It's a lot of planning.

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This podcast is stressful. It's so stressful,

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dude. There's so many listeners. Speaking of

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so many listeners, have you checked our Facebook

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page and saw our follower list? no it's all scam

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bots every single person who follows us on facebook

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there's over 200 scam bots following us oh my

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god it's hysterical like my wife was looking

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at them the other day and she's like oh my god

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they're all scams every single one of them like

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i'm just gonna switch to her thing real quick

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just i'll go through a couple couple names and

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be like they're all scams or they're all indians

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Which I'm just assuming are scammers. Right,

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right. They're looking for, they're trying to

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get money to, like, produce the podcast. Maybe

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a couple of them really actually like the podcast.

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Nazeem Khan Khan Pathan. Yeah! Resetable Moho

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PL2. This sounds like I'm in Vietnam. Maruf Hassan.

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Razak Khan. Litan Mia. Bella Mia. Shakir Ice

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Rat. I don't even know what the fuck that one

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says. It's just some... It's Chicken Scratch.

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It's just Chicken Scratch. Abu Bakar. Pintu Kamarsa.

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Dimlaman. MD Riez. This guy's not good. That

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sounds like the same list when I sold my Lexus.

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People messaging on Marketplace. So many of them

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say MD, right? Yeah, all of them are doctors.

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All of them are doctors. I like Noah. The dude's

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name is Noah. Jesus. Babdumanani. Yeah, none

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of these guys listen to this podcast because

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all we do is make fun of these people. You should

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get some of these guys on the podcast. I fucking,

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dude, India seems like the shittiest country

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ever to live in. It really does. It does not

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seem nice. No. I was watching a video the other

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day and literally they're fucking like, they

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have a river that was like, it's like a holy

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river to them, but it's filled with trash. Like

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it's literally filled with trash and they used

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to dump bodies in the river to like, just like

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send them back. But their problem was that they

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had so many bodies in the river, they had to

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introduce Flesh -eating turtles into the into

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the river to sell that video and then and then

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after they put the flesh -eating turtles into

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the river The fucking Indians poached the flesh

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-eating turtles and ate them. Oh my god. They

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just like shit in the street They do shit. This

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is funny. I just got Indian food. Yeah, they

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shit in the street, dude They have actual streets

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that are designated shit streets Yeah, they have

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designated shit streets. They shit in the street

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Did you see those like car if you ever ride like

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a train in India? and like the people pile into

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the car and it's like so almost like so tight

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you can't even breathe there's like 500 people

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there's people like hanging on the outside of

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the train yeah people hanging off the roof also

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did you ever see like the videos like the indian

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guys like standing next to the tracks like pointing

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at the trains and then just getting hit by them

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it's so funny like they like they it's like the

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level of autism of like our train retards and

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then like it comes to like we have our train

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retards but Indian train retards don't know about

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safety so these like the train is coming here

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and they're like the tracks are like right here

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and they're just going oh my god and then they

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just get hit by the fucking train ever seen the

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uh the standard issue safety sandal thing no

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because anytime they're doing anything like even

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in an industrial setting oh they were insane

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they have sandals on so somebody always says

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in the comments oh they're standard issue safety

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sandals yeah dude there's so many videos on online

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of like indians just dying in horrific ways because

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they don't know what safety is yeah like you

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ever seen a guy who got trapped in the I think

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he was like trying to do electrical work. No,

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no. He was trying to steal copper from a phone

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line. Yeah. Yeah. This is the one. What's that

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dude doing up there? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's

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that ninja doing up there? Dude, is that the

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one where the guy got electrocuted so much that

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his head fell off? Yes. Yeah. Yes, because it

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was the weak link. Yeah, it was the weak link.

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Yeah. Yeah, and his head fell off. It finally

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separated, and then it tumbled down, his body

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and his head. Crazy, crazy shit, dude. Yeah,

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dude. I saw one, and I saw another Indian guy

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in a factory, and he got his arm caught in, like,

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one of the fucking, like, the wire spools. Yeah,

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dude. And then he just, he got caught, and then

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his head kept hitting the fucking concrete. Dude,

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that is... And it just left a bloodstream. It

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just left a bloodstream. I'm like, holy fuck.

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That is one of the most horrific industrial accidents

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that I've ever seen. Oh, yeah. Besides that,

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I know we've talked about the guys pushing the

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ladder through the warehouse. Yeah. Right? With

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the 10 ,000 volt lines at the top. And they just

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all froze. Flash froze at the same time. Until

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one, like 30 seconds later, his feet started

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to smoke and he just fell off. And then the other

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one started falling off. Dude, crazy. Dude, industrial

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accidents scare the fuck out of me. Oh yeah.

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Industrial accidents are brutal. I saw one, it

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wasn't industrial, but it was like a construction

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accident. The dude was jackhammering and he was

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jackhammering. And I think there was like a fucking

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like, like malfunction with it because a jackhammer

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flipped up. But because there's a malfunction

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to it, it kept jackhammering. And it just jackhammered

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his face. It jackhammered his face through the

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back of his skull. And I was like, holy shit!

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I shouldn't be laughing at that, but just the

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image of that. Yeah, just dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk,

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dunk, dunk. And then like, you guys are, Darren,

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no! Oh my god. Did you ever see that guy in like

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the 1800s or something that got a... Metal pipe.

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Oh, Phineas Gage. Yeah. Yeah. Phineas Gage. With

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his eye in his brain. Yeah. And then he lived

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with the. He lived with it, but his personality

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completely like did like a 180. Yeah. Like he

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became like evil. Yeah. He became like a sociopath

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or something. Yeah. Because he didn't feel emotion

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anymore. Dude, my girlfriend's dad. was talking

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about this industrial accident at global foundries.

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Yeah. Cause he, he was a like sheet metal worker.

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So it was like, I forget what union this guy

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was in, but the union people all know each other,

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you know, they talk or whatever. Um, and I think

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he was working up there at one point, but, um,

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it was one of those like 20 ,000 pound air conditioning

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units that goes at the top of the building. They

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dropped it on this guy. And apparently like he

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was still alive under it. Really? Yeah. And he

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was like begging them to like pick it up because

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he's like, I won't sue anybody. I promise I won't

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sue. Cause that's like a thing. Like, dude, I'd

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rather you die if you're gonna, if you're gonna

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sue. Oh shit. Yeah. So he's like, I won't sue.

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I won't sue. I promise I won't sue. Just lift

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it off of me or whatever. But he was like flat

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and like a fucking pancake. Oh yeah. Apparently

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I think it was, wait, isn't it global foundries

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in Malta? No, that's, um, not global foundries.

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It's the other one. They weren't going to take

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it off of them. It's off a rocket. I can't remember.

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I thought, where is Global Foundry? They might

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be Global Foundry. I'm not sure. But I thought

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one of the ambulance companies took like 45 minutes

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to get in because of the security or whatever.

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Oh, the security there sucks if it's the one

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I'm thinking of. Yeah, so they just like, dude,

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it took forever to get in and the guy was dead

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by the time they got there. Let me see. I'll

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look it up. This other thing I heard that was

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like kind of similar. They were lowering these

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big concrete slabs. This wasn't at Global Foundries.

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This was somewhere else. They were lowering these

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big concrete slabs on a crane, right? They're

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like 20 tons or something. Yeah. And they fucking

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dropped one off the crane and then it tipped

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over onto this guy. And the main guy, what do

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they call it? Like a foreman? I don't know. I've

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never worked in blue collar work. Yeah. But he

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said he ordered them to lift it back up and he

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threw a hard hat under there and told them to

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drop it again. Because they already knew he was

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dead, but they knew that the people who came

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to do the investigation wouldn't pay his family

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the insurance payout if he wasn't wearing his

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hard hat. Oh, shit. Oh, his gold foundries, you're

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right. Oh, is it in Malta? Yeah. I'm surprised

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you didn't hear about that. They had to crush

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the hard hat, too. What's that? They had to crush

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the hard hat, too. Yeah, so he told them they

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knew that he'd gotten flattened by this 20 -ton

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concrete slab. So the foreman's like, lift it

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back up. So he lifted it back up, threw the hard

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hat under there and said, drop it back down.

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Oh, shit. Yeah. Like, dude, there's something

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just about that that's just so, I don't know,

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dude, just so morbid. Like, because when you're

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trying to work, sorry, not to cut you off, but

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when you're just trying to go and work and make

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a paycheck and just like feed your family, like

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you don't want to even fucking be there. And

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then you die. You don't want to be there to begin

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with. That's how capitalism goes. That's everything.

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That's just life. There's a crazy thing, though,

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with accidents and industrial shit like that.

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All it takes is one second where you're not paying

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attention and instant death. Instant death. What

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do you think it feels like to go through a wood

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chipper? Oh, my God, dude. That's one of those.

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I'd rather go head first. If you go head first,

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you're only feeling it for a couple seconds.

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Yeah. Yeah, dude. If you go legs first, that

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would be awful. Dude, the cartels do shit to

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people like that all the time. The more violent,

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the better to them. Yeah, it's a fear tactic.

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God. It's crazy. Crazy stuff. Oh, fuck. What

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a dark start to this podcast. Oh, it can get

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darker. It can get darker. It can always get

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darker. We're going to talk about some spooky

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stuff. Yeah. Like Krampus. Did I talk about the...

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What the fuck were they? The Jackals? The underground

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cult from the United States? So I was... Oh,

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wait. In Subways. Yeah. I don't know if I talked

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about it on there. I might have talked about

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it in the group chat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay,

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yeah. I don't remember talking about it on here.

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But I read an online thing on 4chan, so probably

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it's fake, but it's an interesting concept. They

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have these these cults that like operate in like

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the abandoned subways, like throughout the United

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States. They all have like certain symbols that

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they like use to communicate with each other.

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And like it's supposedly like this giant cult

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network throughout like the underground tunnel

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systems throughout the United States. And like

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you, it's super hard to find them. But like they

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have like little symbols here and there. And

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if like like the homeless people, like even like

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the standard home. What was that? That door was

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the one that did that. That was weird. Huh. It's

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the jackals. The jackal. But, yeah, basically

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it's an entire, like, cult system underneath

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the United States and, like, the subway, the

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abandoned subway tunnels of major cities. And,

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like, they use, they hop on, like, boxcars and

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stuff to transport themselves through, like,

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the United States. Also, homeless people riding

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the boxcars is always such an interesting concept

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to me. There's like, yeah, let's just hop on

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a boxcar and see where it takes us type shit.

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You don't know where you're going. It's kind

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of cool, though. Yeah. It's got to be pretty

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freeing being like, we'll go wherever the boxcar

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takes us. Is that what makes you a hobo is you

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ride a train? That's what makes a homeless person

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a hobo, isn't that? No, no, no. There's hobos,

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there's travelers, there's a whole different

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thing. But I think that, hobos are travelers.

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So I think he's right that once you're, you're,

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you're homeless, but you're a hobo. If you travel,

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I think you're a hobo. If you got the little

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stick with a little stick, you turn around and

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do like a frown. I think people, people that

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would like live in trains and like moving trains.

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I think that's what hobo was referring to. Did

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you know that? You know how you're not supposed

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to say homeless anymore? You're supposed to say

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unhoused individual. What? That's a proper term.

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I'm just going to start saying that. It's like

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sarcasm. Unhoused individual. Urban outdoorsman.

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Yeah. Urban outdoorsman was my favorite one.

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This is how wokeness works. So you're supposed

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to say unhoused individual, right? But homeless

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was a replacement for the word. vagrant. Yeah.

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Right. So that was the woke replacement and that

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became unwoke. Right. Because that has negative

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connotations. So now you have to say unhoused.

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So it's just going to keep going. I mean, it

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was the same thing with, with, uh, with, with

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black people. Cause there's the N word. Then

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there was like colored, which was acceptable

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because like, you didn't want to call them the

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N word. So you called them colored and then it

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was black. And then it was African -American.

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And then I don't know where it's going to go

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from there. Right. But like, like every, everything

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has like that, like progression. It feels like,

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you know? Yeah. So where could it go from Africa?

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It's not going to go anywhere because everyone's

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going to look the same. Everybody's going to

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just be a blend of fucking racism. 200 years.

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What if you're black and you're not from Africa

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though? We're all going to look like Steph Curry.

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That's kind of racist because then you could

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confuse somebody. Yeah. What do you call a European

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black man? Like someone who was born in London,

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who's black. I think you just call him black.

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No, but that's not the proper term anymore. You're

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African. You're African? No, it is the proper.

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That's like what they want to use. It's like

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black, right? I've never called somebody an African

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American. Like I've always called them black.

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Right. Call me racist. I've always called black

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people black people. You're racist. I don't think

00:21:04.599 --> 00:21:07.859
that's racist, though, to say black people. Like

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when somebody just refers to me as a white person,

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I'm like, yeah, that's what I am. I'm a white

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guy. Like, I'm like, actually, I prefer Caucasian.

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I'm of the caucus mountains. Yeah. Dude, there's

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a whole bunch of weird racial, like, fucking

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tension that doesn't even need to be there. And

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you know what's weird is, like, I feel like it

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was going in a direction where it wasn't going

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to be there. And then they just brought it back

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to life. They're like, oh, no, we need this as,

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like, a political talking point. It was OJ and

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the Rodney King. Like that's what brought it

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back to like the forefront of things because

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the OJ trial used white guilt as like a fucking

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literal court defense. And it worked like before

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OJ, like I talked to my dad who like grew up,

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like his high school years were in the nineties.

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And he was like, dude, people were like, like

00:22:00.230 --> 00:22:02.470
fun, like funnily racist towards each other.

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And it was like, he said. the the best time of

00:22:05.819 --> 00:22:08.200
relations in his life between black and white

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people was like the early 90s he goes like when

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we were like in school we would just fuck with

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like fuck around with each other and like call

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each other slurs from either side and both would

00:22:16.799 --> 00:22:18.839
laugh it off and then just go off and be like

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whatever and like nobody hated each other but

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then he said when the oj trial happened it split

00:22:23.799 --> 00:22:26.059
the country because there's a lot of people that

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were like oj's innocent because he's black and

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there's a whole bunch of people that were like

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I hate him he's black I never thought of that

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as a defining but then they used that and then

00:22:38.579 --> 00:22:41.700
the government was like oh shit we can use this

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to divide people more on different points and

00:22:45.819 --> 00:22:48.259
then it just progressively snowballed from OJ

00:22:48.259 --> 00:22:53.009
wow yeah it makes sense like the 60s were Terrible.

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And I feel like now it's gotten back to being

00:22:56.349 --> 00:22:58.890
like worse. Dude, you're telling me the 60s was

00:22:58.890 --> 00:23:01.789
terrible? The 60s was race riots, dude. Race

00:23:01.789 --> 00:23:05.049
relations. Bro, but they had Motown. They had

00:23:05.049 --> 00:23:07.569
The Temptations. The Temptations are fire, dude.

00:23:07.630 --> 00:23:10.890
I like The Temptations. Yeah. They also were

00:23:10.890 --> 00:23:13.309
like hosing down black people with like fire

00:23:13.309 --> 00:23:16.569
hoses. Probably, you know, to some extent. You

00:23:16.569 --> 00:23:20.849
know, there was so much. Yeah. That's still going

00:23:20.849 --> 00:23:24.369
on. You know, dude, like Mississippi burning,

00:23:24.490 --> 00:23:27.170
you know, all that shit. You can't expect Mississippi

00:23:27.170 --> 00:23:29.369
burning. Is that, is that racist or is that the

00:23:29.369 --> 00:23:31.450
civil war? I don't remember. Oh, I don't know.

00:23:32.210 --> 00:23:34.109
There's a movie about it. I think it was, I think

00:23:34.109 --> 00:23:36.710
it was a race relations one. I'm not sure. Huh?

00:23:37.910 --> 00:23:40.369
Whatever. It doesn't matter. You look like you're

00:23:40.369 --> 00:23:44.089
fucking James Bond. I just like wearing high

00:23:44.089 --> 00:23:46.970
gloves, dude. Yeah, dude, you can't expect though.

00:23:47.009 --> 00:23:50.940
Like you can't just expect to displace. people

00:23:50.940 --> 00:23:53.599
from their tribe and bring them into a new tribe

00:23:53.599 --> 00:23:57.299
and expect them to assimilate overnight. Like

00:23:57.299 --> 00:24:00.000
that's just not going to happen, dude. You know,

00:24:00.000 --> 00:24:03.740
like, but that's not a good thing. Like, what

00:24:03.740 --> 00:24:05.140
do you mean? Like the whole thing with immigration

00:24:05.140 --> 00:24:09.599
now too. Like you don't want a fucking 10 ,000

00:24:09.599 --> 00:24:13.220
Indians coming in and making America India because

00:24:13.220 --> 00:24:15.490
they don't want to assimilate. I don't want garbage

00:24:15.490 --> 00:24:17.549
in all my rivers. I don't want people pooping

00:24:17.549 --> 00:24:22.309
on the streets, you know? Make India great again.

00:24:22.630 --> 00:24:25.470
Like, I don't want that. I want America to be...

00:24:25.470 --> 00:24:29.130
Make America India again. Yeah, dude. And it's

00:24:29.130 --> 00:24:32.829
like, there's a lot of, you know, there's a lot

00:24:32.829 --> 00:24:35.769
of Muslims coming to the United States. And I'm

00:24:35.769 --> 00:24:37.369
not saying that that's a bad thing. I don't have

00:24:37.369 --> 00:24:41.549
anything against Muslims. I do. Okay. So there's

00:24:41.549 --> 00:24:47.230
that. But, um, yeah, that's, that's, I guess

00:24:47.230 --> 00:24:53.430
they say by 2030, not 2030, 20, 2050, it's going

00:24:53.430 --> 00:24:55.509
to drop from the United States used to have 95

00:24:55.509 --> 00:24:57.250
% white people. Yeah. It's going to drop down

00:24:57.250 --> 00:25:00.150
to 60%. Yeah. We're almost going to be a minority.

00:25:00.250 --> 00:25:02.210
I think by the time that we're dead, we might

00:25:02.210 --> 00:25:05.730
be the minority in the country. I mean, you think

00:25:05.730 --> 00:25:08.349
so? When do you think we're going to die? Like

00:25:08.349 --> 00:25:12.819
the 2080s? Like 2090s? Uh, I would hope. Yeah.

00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:14.779
Because I think we might live to like a buck

00:25:14.779 --> 00:25:17.500
20. If we lived, if we lived to a buck 20, I,

00:25:17.500 --> 00:25:21.319
I, yeah, if I lived to a buck 20, I'd be, it'd

00:25:21.319 --> 00:25:26.759
be, uh, 2 ,100. And why? Because of 18 scientific

00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:30.680
advancements. That'd be, I don't think I'd want

00:25:30.680 --> 00:25:33.819
to live that long. No, man. I don't know if you,

00:25:33.900 --> 00:25:38.019
I, I, I always said I wanted to live to 102 years

00:25:38.019 --> 00:25:40.410
old because I want to live through. I want to

00:25:40.410 --> 00:25:43.710
live in three centuries because then I would

00:25:43.710 --> 00:25:46.549
live in the, the, the 1900s, the two thousands

00:25:46.549 --> 00:25:49.269
and then the 2 ,100. And if I could live, if

00:25:49.269 --> 00:25:53.309
I can make it to 2 ,100 January 1st, I'd be like,

00:25:53.349 --> 00:25:55.950
kill me. I'm good. I'd be like, I lived in three

00:25:55.950 --> 00:25:58.349
different centuries. I'm good. Yeah. That would

00:25:58.349 --> 00:26:00.930
be awesome. Dude. There was like, you gotta think

00:26:00.930 --> 00:26:04.190
there's like a, um, a certain generation of people

00:26:04.190 --> 00:26:06.990
that like lived through, what was it? Hundreds.

00:26:07.190 --> 00:26:09.609
Yeah. They like, Hold on a sec. They saw two

00:26:09.609 --> 00:26:11.589
world wars. They saw two world wars. A Great

00:26:11.589 --> 00:26:15.029
Depression. In like 9 -11. They saw like, they

00:26:15.029 --> 00:26:18.609
caught everything. I know. They caught all of

00:26:18.609 --> 00:26:21.250
modern history. Well, the end of, there's people

00:26:21.250 --> 00:26:23.690
that potentially saw the exact end of the last

00:26:23.690 --> 00:26:27.250
century, right? Caught all the world wars. Vietnam,

00:26:27.609 --> 00:26:31.009
everything. I was watching a lot of veteran interviews

00:26:31.009 --> 00:26:34.470
from World War. too recently about like hundred

00:26:34.470 --> 00:26:36.950
year old veterans telling fucking Iwo Jima stories.

00:26:37.230 --> 00:26:39.329
Like this one guy was just a total badass. He

00:26:39.329 --> 00:26:42.049
would like go in the, in the holes and Iwo Jima

00:26:42.049 --> 00:26:44.650
and fucking flamethrow the Japanese. Oh yeah.

00:26:44.690 --> 00:26:46.690
I saw that guy. He's just like, and then he would

00:26:46.690 --> 00:26:50.269
just run out on fire. Yeah. Do you ever smell

00:26:50.269 --> 00:26:52.430
a human? And then he fucking, and then after

00:26:52.430 --> 00:26:55.799
World War II, he went to Korea. He enjoyed it.

00:26:55.839 --> 00:26:57.759
And then he went to Vietnam. I'm like, what the

00:26:57.759 --> 00:27:02.880
fuck? Then I did special ops in Vietnam. He doesn't

00:27:02.880 --> 00:27:05.960
have PTSD. He has nostalgia. He has nostalgia,

00:27:05.980 --> 00:27:08.960
yeah. He's like the most badass American ever.

00:27:09.180 --> 00:27:11.799
I was watching an interview with a German guy.

00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:14.460
I think I told this story before, but it's a

00:27:14.460 --> 00:27:17.460
cool story. A German guy who was in a pillbox

00:27:17.460 --> 00:27:21.460
in World War II. And the Americans during D -Day,

00:27:21.460 --> 00:27:23.420
when they invaded, he just goes, these guys were

00:27:23.420 --> 00:27:27.119
terrifying. He goes, we had one guy from America

00:27:27.119 --> 00:27:30.640
jump into the fucking pillbox, mow down like

00:27:30.640 --> 00:27:33.500
six people. He said two of his guys stabbed him

00:27:33.500 --> 00:27:36.759
in like the chest. The guy took the knives. that

00:27:36.759 --> 00:27:39.700
he got stabbed with, stabbed another guy, killed

00:27:39.700 --> 00:27:42.960
him. Then he shot two other people and then he

00:27:42.960 --> 00:27:45.180
got stabbed two more times. And then he finally

00:27:45.180 --> 00:27:47.720
died before he was able to kill the last guy

00:27:47.720 --> 00:27:49.839
in the bunker, which was him. And he's like,

00:27:49.880 --> 00:27:53.259
Americans were fucking terrifying. Wow. Yeah.

00:27:53.319 --> 00:27:56.440
Right. Like watching the one with the Navy guy

00:27:56.440 --> 00:27:58.420
who was driving the boat. And he was like the

00:27:58.420 --> 00:28:01.680
first, uh, group of people that I. brought there

00:28:01.680 --> 00:28:04.259
on the beach just like immediately just died

00:28:04.259 --> 00:28:07.160
as soon as they got off the boat and then it

00:28:07.160 --> 00:28:09.660
was like it was like there was like a 16 year

00:28:09.660 --> 00:28:12.160
old screaming for his mama and we weren't allowed

00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:15.400
to uh bring him back to the to the aircraft carrier

00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:17.559
yeah you had to just keep going they were just

00:28:17.559 --> 00:28:19.319
like get back here as fast as you can to bring

00:28:19.319 --> 00:28:21.779
more and they just kept fucking doing that dude

00:28:21.779 --> 00:28:23.579
but that's the crazy thing is that the guys were

00:28:23.579 --> 00:28:26.380
just like let's keep going we're not gonna stop

00:28:27.880 --> 00:28:29.660
Just imagine being there on D -Day. It would

00:28:29.660 --> 00:28:33.240
be fucking insane. They were talking about bonsai

00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:36.759
attacks. Didn't that give away their position

00:28:36.759 --> 00:28:40.119
to Japanese when they fucking screamed? Yeah,

00:28:40.160 --> 00:28:42.859
it did. Is this nicotine or weed? It's nicotine.

00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:46.880
Wouldn't that give away your position if you

00:28:46.880 --> 00:28:49.019
just hear fucking screaming? They would do that

00:28:49.019 --> 00:28:52.079
because they were out of ammo. so they'd be like

00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:55.220
and the japanese people during the war thought

00:28:55.220 --> 00:28:57.599
that their their emperor was like a god like

00:28:57.599 --> 00:29:00.579
literally a god so if they died in service to

00:29:00.579 --> 00:29:02.680
the emperor that they would get like a seat at

00:29:02.680 --> 00:29:06.019
like fucking like whatever their heaven was so

00:29:06.019 --> 00:29:08.460
they would They would, they would genuinely just

00:29:08.460 --> 00:29:11.220
charge a machine gun nest, like full on willing

00:29:11.220 --> 00:29:14.119
to take like 7 ,000 fucking bullets. Wow. Like

00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:16.339
they would charge at our machine gun nest until

00:29:16.339 --> 00:29:18.839
our machine gun ran out of ammo. And then they

00:29:18.839 --> 00:29:21.400
would just stab you with fucking bayonets. And

00:29:21.400 --> 00:29:23.079
actually they said it was like a scare tactic.

00:29:23.259 --> 00:29:25.640
Cause when you hear the screaming, like the one

00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:28.400
guy said, uh, oh, I heard the screaming. I turned

00:29:28.400 --> 00:29:32.369
around and shot him. And it was my friend who's

00:29:32.369 --> 00:29:35.650
American. Oh, shit. And he goes, he survived,

00:29:35.869 --> 00:29:38.549
but he's like, he had like a scar on his chest.

00:29:38.710 --> 00:29:41.369
Oh, my God. They're like giving him shit about

00:29:41.369 --> 00:29:43.210
it. He's like, oh, you shot me. He was like,

00:29:43.250 --> 00:29:45.509
why did you scream like that? He was like, I

00:29:45.509 --> 00:29:49.809
was scared. Well, yeah. I mean, dude, they're

00:29:49.809 --> 00:29:53.309
human. Yeah. You know, I saw like in the Pacific.

00:29:53.410 --> 00:29:56.230
I know it's not. It's based on real events, but

00:29:56.230 --> 00:29:58.430
like it's dramatized. But there's like this one

00:29:58.430 --> 00:30:00.690
kid that. wouldn't stop screaming in the foxhole.

00:30:00.730 --> 00:30:02.509
Like when he, he was having like night terrors

00:30:02.509 --> 00:30:04.250
and like they woke him up and he wouldn't stop

00:30:04.250 --> 00:30:06.250
screaming. So they literally killed him because

00:30:06.250 --> 00:30:08.170
he was a soldier. Yeah. He was a soldier. American

00:30:08.170 --> 00:30:10.230
soldier. Yeah. Like American soldiers were in

00:30:10.230 --> 00:30:11.349
like the foxhole with them. And they're like,

00:30:11.430 --> 00:30:13.150
dude, you're going to give our position away

00:30:13.150 --> 00:30:15.309
to keep fucking screaming. And because he just,

00:30:15.349 --> 00:30:17.250
he mentally broke, all he could do is scream.

00:30:17.269 --> 00:30:20.549
So they stabbed him and killed him. Jeez. I mean,

00:30:20.549 --> 00:30:23.289
you, you, you kill one guy to save fucking 50

00:30:23.289 --> 00:30:26.450
guys around you. I mean, It's crazy the type

00:30:26.450 --> 00:30:28.569
of shit that happens in those situations, man.

00:30:29.190 --> 00:30:36.470
Dude, I went down a rabbit hole with Amelia Earhart.

00:30:36.569 --> 00:30:40.089
Oh, yeah. She got eaten by crabs. dude that's

00:30:40.089 --> 00:30:42.869
so funny you say that because i was talking about

00:30:42.869 --> 00:30:47.109
her and at uh thanksgiving and my girlfriend's

00:30:47.109 --> 00:30:48.690
little brother said yeah i heard she got eaten

00:30:48.690 --> 00:30:50.849
by crabs i'm like where's everybody hearing this

00:30:50.849 --> 00:30:53.069
i watched like three documentaries i didn't see

00:30:53.069 --> 00:30:54.809
that she got eaten by crabs i've never heard

00:30:54.809 --> 00:30:57.390
that but no no i saw it later on in a youtube

00:30:57.390 --> 00:31:00.029
short yeah she got eaten by crabs yeah so i was

00:31:00.029 --> 00:31:02.890
like i was flying in flight simulator like where

00:31:02.890 --> 00:31:04.769
they say she crashed and like checking out the

00:31:04.769 --> 00:31:09.359
area where is it It's in the Pacific. Madagascar?

00:31:09.880 --> 00:31:15.019
No, it's in the Pacific between like Papua New

00:31:15.019 --> 00:31:18.460
Guinea and Hawaii. So it's those islands in there.

00:31:19.000 --> 00:31:22.579
Dude, so what happened with Amelia Earhart, I'll

00:31:22.579 --> 00:31:23.839
make this quick because it's not really what

00:31:23.839 --> 00:31:27.299
I want to talk about. She was looking for an

00:31:27.299 --> 00:31:30.259
island in the Pacific, which is, if you look

00:31:30.259 --> 00:31:32.460
at the Pacific, oh, no, that's right. I'm all

00:31:32.460 --> 00:31:34.700
set. I'll probably smoke a cigarette. This is

00:31:34.700 --> 00:31:38.180
fucking good, though. Um, but she was, so if

00:31:38.180 --> 00:31:41.619
you look at the Pacific side of the globe, it

00:31:41.619 --> 00:31:44.460
is like 100 % water. Oh yeah. If you see our

00:31:44.460 --> 00:31:46.539
planet from that side, it just looks like water.

00:31:46.619 --> 00:31:49.059
You see like only just a tiny bit of land on

00:31:49.059 --> 00:31:51.240
the edges and it looks like it's, it's literally

00:31:51.240 --> 00:31:54.140
98 % water. So she was looking at the Pacific

00:31:54.140 --> 00:31:57.099
side. Yeah. Because the Atlantic is smaller than

00:31:57.099 --> 00:32:00.660
the Pacific. It's way smaller. Yeah. So, um,

00:32:00.819 --> 00:32:04.150
she, she was really close friends with FDR. and

00:32:04.150 --> 00:32:07.250
his his wife or wait was it franklin delano roosevelt

00:32:07.250 --> 00:32:10.849
or yeah frank fdr and um yeah because i don't

00:32:10.849 --> 00:32:13.670
think that teddy planes were around for him yeah

00:32:13.670 --> 00:32:16.250
no well actually they were but it was like wright

00:32:16.250 --> 00:32:18.710
brothers status he was like he was the first

00:32:18.710 --> 00:32:20.509
president to fly in a plane and it was a wright

00:32:20.509 --> 00:32:22.710
brothers style plane it was like at a fair they

00:32:22.710 --> 00:32:24.970
like he got on it and flew around apparently

00:32:24.970 --> 00:32:27.349
he was like a really like big like risk taker

00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:29.920
Yeah, Teddy was insane. Adrenaline junkie. I

00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:31.900
love Teddy. Teddy's my favorite president. Really?

00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:34.680
Dude, the man in the arena is one of my favorite

00:32:34.680 --> 00:32:38.160
quotes. Did you ever hear that? It's a super

00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:41.339
inspiring quote. No. Keep telling me your thing.

00:32:41.400 --> 00:32:45.319
I'll look it up. All right. So she was friends

00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:48.359
with FDR and his wife. Some people think that

00:32:48.359 --> 00:32:51.690
she was really close with FDR's wife. Because

00:32:51.690 --> 00:32:53.769
Amelia Earhart was like a little butch. Yeah.

00:32:54.730 --> 00:32:56.869
So she said to FDR, hey, I'm going to try and

00:32:56.869 --> 00:32:58.549
land on this little island in the middle of the

00:32:58.549 --> 00:33:03.210
Pacific. It was one mile by like a half mile

00:33:03.210 --> 00:33:05.710
wide, dude. Tiny little island. That's crazy.

00:33:05.710 --> 00:33:07.190
In the middle of the Pacific she was trying to

00:33:07.190 --> 00:33:11.309
find. So FDR built her an airstrip on this island

00:33:11.309 --> 00:33:14.549
and they set up three ships in the Pacific for

00:33:14.549 --> 00:33:17.630
her to triangulate the signal with her radio

00:33:17.630 --> 00:33:20.160
thing, right? So she could find this Island.

00:33:20.259 --> 00:33:22.160
So they would, they would help geolocate her,

00:33:22.220 --> 00:33:24.359
right? She'd contact the, the, I think it was

00:33:24.359 --> 00:33:26.039
coast guard and the Navy. They have three ships

00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:29.880
out there. So, um, she had this little, like,

00:33:30.019 --> 00:33:32.680
it was like a ring shaped antenna on the top

00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:37.259
of her plane. Yeah. Right. So when a radio signals

00:33:37.259 --> 00:33:39.940
like flat, right. However it works, right. It

00:33:39.940 --> 00:33:42.140
projects like flat. Yeah. So when it hits a ring,

00:33:42.640 --> 00:33:44.680
Right. It gets stronger when you turn the ring

00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:46.440
in a certain direction. However, that works.

00:33:46.500 --> 00:33:47.900
It has something to do with the plane. With the

00:33:47.900 --> 00:33:50.319
weird. Yeah. So you can hone in on a signal.

00:33:50.700 --> 00:33:52.740
Right. When you have like a circular antenna.

00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:54.599
So she had one on top of her plane to return.

00:33:55.000 --> 00:33:57.019
And in the headphone, she'd listen to where the

00:33:57.019 --> 00:34:01.599
signal got stronger. So what happened is I don't

00:34:01.599 --> 00:34:03.359
know if you know what skip is off the atmosphere.

00:34:04.269 --> 00:34:06.970
But I'm not a big aviation guy. So, well, it's

00:34:06.970 --> 00:34:09.150
just like a radio thing. Like I don't know radio

00:34:09.150 --> 00:34:12.250
either. So like radio signals will bounce off

00:34:12.250 --> 00:34:14.329
the ionosphere under certain conditions. Right.

00:34:14.409 --> 00:34:16.989
So this is why in New York you can get signals

00:34:16.989 --> 00:34:20.349
from all the way from Australia because it's

00:34:20.349 --> 00:34:22.269
not going through the earth. It's bouncing off

00:34:22.269 --> 00:34:26.610
the ionosphere. Right. So her signal, the signals

00:34:26.610 --> 00:34:29.329
that they were sending back and forth were like,

00:34:29.329 --> 00:34:31.909
we're bouncing, skipping off the ionosphere.

00:34:32.619 --> 00:34:35.360
And she couldn't locate it because it was coming

00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:38.119
from everywhere. It was going up from the ship

00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:42.179
and then just shooting out in every direction.

00:34:42.340 --> 00:34:45.440
So she got confused. And the last transmission

00:34:45.440 --> 00:34:49.860
they got was they went to a certain latitude

00:34:49.860 --> 00:34:52.360
or longitude and then followed up. And they said

00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:55.579
the island should be along this line on the map.

00:34:55.659 --> 00:34:57.019
And that's what we're following. And they got

00:34:57.019 --> 00:35:00.380
a transmission on the military ship saying, I'm

00:35:00.380 --> 00:35:03.320
running low on fuel. We're at this, like this

00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:05.679
position on the map. We should be here. Like,

00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:08.000
can you guys help me? And then that was the last

00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:10.380
thing they heard. Oh, no shit. And they think.

00:35:10.880 --> 00:35:13.300
There's some speculation. I think she's 16 ,000

00:35:13.300 --> 00:35:15.400
feet under the ocean. I think she just ditched

00:35:15.400 --> 00:35:17.579
in the water. That was all she wrote. And then

00:35:17.579 --> 00:35:20.500
she got eaten by crabs. Well, there's some speculation

00:35:20.500 --> 00:35:24.420
that she went, she kept going for 300 miles to

00:35:24.420 --> 00:35:27.500
the next island, ran into that, ditched there.

00:35:27.699 --> 00:35:29.360
And that's where she got eaten by the crabs.

00:35:29.559 --> 00:35:33.400
They found like a box for a sexton because she

00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:36.159
had a navigator with her. And they found like

00:35:36.159 --> 00:35:38.860
some like makeup shit. they found bones of what

00:35:38.860 --> 00:35:42.980
they think was a Caucasian woman. Um, I don't

00:35:42.980 --> 00:35:44.940
think, I don't really think it's her dude. I

00:35:44.940 --> 00:35:47.579
think she's, she's under the ocean. She may have

00:35:47.579 --> 00:35:50.159
washed up on the shore. Maybe she was floating.

00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:52.940
It's possible. It's possible. I mean, she could,

00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:56.800
she could have made it, but, um, I think the,

00:35:56.880 --> 00:35:58.639
the university that bought her the airplane,

00:35:58.719 --> 00:36:01.420
it was like Purdue. Yeah. I think it was, was

00:36:01.420 --> 00:36:02.980
it Purdue? One of, one of those universities

00:36:02.980 --> 00:36:07.000
bought her the airplane. And then, um, they're

00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:08.880
helping with an expedition now because they say

00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:11.559
technically it's our plane, you know? So like

00:36:11.559 --> 00:36:13.760
we have rights to it. Yeah. So they're going

00:36:13.760 --> 00:36:15.280
out to search that area. They think they see

00:36:15.280 --> 00:36:17.119
something on satellite imaging. I don't think

00:36:17.119 --> 00:36:18.480
it's it, dude. I think they're wasting their

00:36:18.480 --> 00:36:21.019
time. But, um, where was I going with this? The

00:36:21.019 --> 00:36:24.539
Pacific, the Pacific, how big it was. Yeah. But

00:36:24.539 --> 00:36:27.099
where was I going with that? I think I got on

00:36:27.099 --> 00:36:30.119
like a whole world war two thing. Yeah. And about

00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:33.679
like how we got into world war two with the Japanese.

00:36:34.630 --> 00:36:37.489
And that's like the part of World War II that

00:36:37.489 --> 00:36:39.590
you don't hear about nearly as much as the Nazi

00:36:39.590 --> 00:36:42.489
shit. Dude, the Japanese were fucking brutal,

00:36:42.630 --> 00:36:46.489
my guy. Yeah. They were insane. Those guys were

00:36:46.489 --> 00:36:49.429
savage. Did you ever hear about the rape of Nanking?

00:36:50.050 --> 00:36:52.030
Yeah, I've heard of it, but I don't know what

00:36:52.030 --> 00:36:55.409
it is. They fucking like invaded like a part

00:36:55.409 --> 00:36:59.829
of China and literally went in, raped all the

00:36:59.829 --> 00:37:03.269
women and the children. like cut the heads off

00:37:03.269 --> 00:37:05.130
of kids and put them on like spikes and shit

00:37:05.130 --> 00:37:06.969
like throughout like the fucking village there's

00:37:06.969 --> 00:37:10.250
pictures of it too jesus christ and like they

00:37:10.250 --> 00:37:12.750
were just told to execute rape and kill everybody

00:37:12.750 --> 00:37:15.809
oh my god like that and they and they they raped

00:37:15.809 --> 00:37:19.150
they killed they stole like they in china still

00:37:19.150 --> 00:37:23.650
to this day is trying to get japan to take responsibility

00:37:23.650 --> 00:37:27.070
for it and japan today to this day says it never

00:37:27.070 --> 00:37:30.519
happened wow to this day they they will not take

00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:33.000
responsibility for that ever holy shit kind of

00:37:33.000 --> 00:37:36.260
sounds like israel yeah can we talk about how

00:37:36.260 --> 00:37:42.960
uh a week before 9 -11 uh fucking israel uh shorted

00:37:42.960 --> 00:37:48.380
american airlines was it israel though or i don't

00:37:48.380 --> 00:37:51.800
know yeah israel i don't know i you know i've

00:37:51.800 --> 00:37:54.809
heard the whole that people were shorting the

00:37:54.809 --> 00:37:58.429
airlines before 9 -11. Do you think it could

00:37:58.429 --> 00:38:01.929
be a coincidence? It could be, but apparently

00:38:01.929 --> 00:38:05.469
it was a statistical anomaly. There's no way

00:38:05.469 --> 00:38:09.969
that that would have just happened. It was a

00:38:09.969 --> 00:38:14.030
lot of people or just a lot of shorts. Interesting.

00:38:14.469 --> 00:38:20.240
It was a lot of Israelis, a lot of Jews. Yeah.

00:38:20.240 --> 00:38:24.099
Oh, I was telling Casey about my ring, the opal,

00:38:24.099 --> 00:38:29.099
how the Jews shorted basically the opal market

00:38:29.099 --> 00:38:33.139
by saying that they were cursed objects. So the

00:38:33.139 --> 00:38:35.179
Jews forever controlled the diamond markets,

00:38:35.199 --> 00:38:38.820
even back in the Middle Ages and stuff. And opal,

00:38:38.840 --> 00:38:40.460
the thing that my wedding... Is that why they

00:38:40.460 --> 00:38:46.400
call it jewelry? Maybe. I'm guessing. But my

00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:49.510
ring's made out of opal. in it and opal has like

00:38:49.510 --> 00:38:52.349
really interesting properties where it's opalescent

00:38:52.349 --> 00:38:55.610
where the word came from is opal opalescent um

00:38:55.610 --> 00:38:58.489
that like it changes colors in light and a lot

00:38:58.489 --> 00:39:01.309
of people were getting like they're like yo this

00:39:01.309 --> 00:39:03.929
actually looks better than diamonds in in some

00:39:03.929 --> 00:39:06.969
ways and the jews were like we got to figure

00:39:06.969 --> 00:39:10.050
out a way to get people to not like opals so

00:39:10.050 --> 00:39:12.409
they're like opals are witch gems they're cursed

00:39:12.409 --> 00:39:18.340
and like they they pushed that so much that opals

00:39:18.340 --> 00:39:21.139
dropped in value and diamonds increased in value

00:39:21.139 --> 00:39:24.019
from the middle ages. And then just because of

00:39:24.019 --> 00:39:27.019
that, because the Jews said that it was cursed

00:39:27.019 --> 00:39:31.179
back in the day, opals are still next to nothing

00:39:31.179 --> 00:39:34.530
valuable. and diamonds are still super high and

00:39:34.530 --> 00:39:37.130
to this day there's like a a weird like thing

00:39:37.130 --> 00:39:39.829
that opals are bad luck because the jews said

00:39:39.829 --> 00:39:42.130
that to save the diamond market back in the middle

00:39:42.130 --> 00:39:44.630
ages this is like black cats like somewhere along

00:39:44.630 --> 00:39:46.630
the way yeah i saw this guy in the middle ages

00:39:46.630 --> 00:39:49.349
and he said that he thought that distant star

00:39:49.349 --> 00:39:54.170
uh distant like stars were other suns that had

00:39:54.170 --> 00:39:56.619
their own planets And they thought that was so

00:39:56.619 --> 00:40:02.340
outrageous that they burned him alive. That's

00:40:02.340 --> 00:40:07.119
crazy. So accurate. That's crazy. We should burn

00:40:07.119 --> 00:40:09.760
him alive. Oh my God. He was like autistically

00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:12.639
into like math and science and kind of that kind

00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:14.539
of shit. But that's the thing. Like, dude, you

00:40:14.539 --> 00:40:17.900
can't, you can't come out with some true shit

00:40:17.900 --> 00:40:20.340
too early. You got to wait for the right time.

00:40:20.380 --> 00:40:22.380
Like the guy that came up with hand washing.

00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:24.969
He's like, Hey, I noticed. Oh yeah. He was like

00:40:24.969 --> 00:40:27.269
schizophrenic though. Like in real life or something.

00:40:27.610 --> 00:40:30.190
I don't know if he was, he was a doctor. He was

00:40:30.190 --> 00:40:32.309
a doctor. And then he got disgraced because he

00:40:32.309 --> 00:40:34.829
would just kept washing his hands over and over

00:40:34.829 --> 00:40:36.630
again. Yeah. They said he was not. And they said

00:40:36.630 --> 00:40:39.190
he was crazy. Yeah. Cause he would go, he realized

00:40:39.190 --> 00:40:41.690
that when they would go from the mortuary to

00:40:41.690 --> 00:40:44.849
the, um, to the delivery room that the babies

00:40:44.849 --> 00:40:47.789
would like die 50 % of the time. Yeah. And he's

00:40:47.789 --> 00:40:50.030
like, well, what if we like washed our hands

00:40:50.030 --> 00:40:52.659
in between? And they noticed that the. Like with

00:40:52.659 --> 00:40:56.000
the children, like the death rates went way down,

00:40:56.059 --> 00:40:59.639
like down to like 5%. And he's like, oh, I think

00:40:59.639 --> 00:41:01.059
there's something going on here. Like when we're

00:41:01.059 --> 00:41:02.659
going from these dead people to the newborns,

00:41:02.659 --> 00:41:04.079
like they're not dying. And it was like, you're

00:41:04.079 --> 00:41:05.920
fucking crazy. You're going to the psych ward.

00:41:06.780 --> 00:41:10.420
And then he actually did go crazy. Yeah. Yeah.

00:41:10.480 --> 00:41:12.380
He actually did go crazy because he's like, I

00:41:12.380 --> 00:41:15.920
was right. I'm right. It's like, no, they're

00:41:15.920 --> 00:41:17.300
not, man. And he's just going to the fucking

00:41:17.300 --> 00:41:19.099
corner. Like I'm washing my hands. And then like,

00:41:19.099 --> 00:41:21.039
I remember reading it in the psych ward. He just

00:41:21.039 --> 00:41:22.980
kept washing his hands over and over again. That's

00:41:22.980 --> 00:41:25.360
what they say about people who think that Israel

00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:28.679
did 9 -11. They're fucking crazy. Oh, did you

00:41:28.679 --> 00:41:30.699
know that... He just throws that in and changes

00:41:30.699 --> 00:41:34.719
the subject. Did you hear that recently they

00:41:34.719 --> 00:41:37.619
think that Trump's going to announce the existence

00:41:37.619 --> 00:41:40.679
of aliens soon? Dude, they say that every fucking

00:41:40.679 --> 00:41:43.639
year. Every year. But there was a documentary

00:41:43.639 --> 00:41:47.260
where he was interviewing top officials in the

00:41:47.260 --> 00:41:49.980
US government and the military. They're testifying

00:41:49.980 --> 00:41:52.320
about how the government has covered it up since

00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:57.309
1945. The Roswell incident? Yeah, since the 40s,

00:41:57.309 --> 00:42:00.449
they've had this existence of aliens. And like

00:42:00.449 --> 00:42:03.210
George, they told George H .W. Bush about it

00:42:03.210 --> 00:42:05.449
and took him out to the desert, showed him like

00:42:05.449 --> 00:42:08.150
a UFO. And he was like, the fuck is this? And

00:42:08.150 --> 00:42:10.309
they're like, they're like, you don't need to

00:42:10.309 --> 00:42:12.349
know. They're like, he was like, where did this

00:42:12.349 --> 00:42:14.670
come from? And he was like, oh, they're like.

00:42:14.969 --> 00:42:17.769
You don't need to know. They took him out to

00:42:17.769 --> 00:42:20.469
show him. And then when he asked questions, they

00:42:20.469 --> 00:42:25.429
said, don't worry about it. That sounds a little

00:42:25.429 --> 00:42:29.250
like bullshit. We have to tell you, because you're

00:42:29.250 --> 00:42:33.210
the president, that we found this UFO. But we

00:42:33.210 --> 00:42:34.690
can't tell you anything more about it, because

00:42:34.690 --> 00:42:36.769
that's on a need -to -know basis. Who's above

00:42:36.769 --> 00:42:42.969
the president? The CIA. Have you ever heard the...

00:42:43.309 --> 00:42:45.909
story about richard nixon and i think he was

00:42:45.909 --> 00:42:48.449
what's the um the actor you'll know it's like

00:42:48.449 --> 00:42:52.269
gleason something gleason jason gleason no something

00:42:52.269 --> 00:42:54.849
jordan gleason he's like he was like an actor

00:42:54.849 --> 00:42:57.789
from that period of time somebody gleason and

00:42:57.789 --> 00:43:00.449
he took him he's apparently this is how the story

00:43:00.449 --> 00:43:03.679
goes He was drunk. Nixon had a thing with alcohol.

00:43:03.920 --> 00:43:06.679
Oh, yeah. Dude, some of this shit, there's such

00:43:06.679 --> 00:43:09.320
a... Him talking about Bohemian Grove was fucking

00:43:09.320 --> 00:43:13.000
hysterical. The faggiest thing. He was like,

00:43:13.039 --> 00:43:15.460
it's the most goddamn faggy thing I've ever seen.

00:43:16.760 --> 00:43:20.760
But yeah, he got drunk and... I'm quoting Richard

00:43:20.760 --> 00:43:23.340
Nixon. That was not me. Went to Gleason's house

00:43:23.340 --> 00:43:25.400
and he's like, hey, he's like, you want to see

00:43:25.400 --> 00:43:28.119
some shit? And he's like, yeah, sure. So they

00:43:28.119 --> 00:43:30.900
went to this base and he showed him aliens. This

00:43:30.900 --> 00:43:33.659
is according to, I think it's Jackie Gleason

00:43:33.659 --> 00:43:37.940
or something. This guy's wife is. Yeah, she's

00:43:37.940 --> 00:43:40.360
like, this is according to her. This is her side

00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:42.420
of the story. Richard Nixon took her husband

00:43:42.420 --> 00:43:46.280
to this base to see aliens. I don't know, dude.

00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:49.719
I think it's true. And they said that Trump was

00:43:49.719 --> 00:43:51.880
actually planning to announce it in his first

00:43:51.880 --> 00:43:56.389
term. And they said the economy. would like suffer

00:43:56.389 --> 00:43:58.550
if he announced it. Why would the economy suffer

00:43:58.550 --> 00:44:00.269
if we found out aliens exist? Because people

00:44:00.269 --> 00:44:02.349
would fucking panic. No, they wouldn't. People

00:44:02.349 --> 00:44:05.570
don't fucking care. Yeah. People don't fucking

00:44:05.570 --> 00:44:07.849
care. People, it would be like kind of like a

00:44:07.849 --> 00:44:10.550
end of the world scenario. No, it wouldn't. Well,

00:44:10.590 --> 00:44:12.610
it depends. Who the fuck cares about aliens?

00:44:12.889 --> 00:44:14.630
Well, what if they wanted to hurt us? We already

00:44:14.630 --> 00:44:18.599
killed the ones that came here. Yeah. Also, if

00:44:18.599 --> 00:44:20.219
aliens wanted to kill us, we'd probably be dead

00:44:20.219 --> 00:44:22.320
by now. That's what they said. We literally just

00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:24.500
killed everything that came here because we were

00:44:24.500 --> 00:44:26.900
like, what the fuck is this? Alien, kill it.

00:44:28.280 --> 00:44:30.599
Dude, just imagine being from another planet

00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:32.860
and you're just like, yo. We found this planet

00:44:32.860 --> 00:44:34.559
with life on it. And it's supposedly intelligent

00:44:34.559 --> 00:44:38.079
life. And you fucking watch us throughout history,

00:44:38.280 --> 00:44:40.480
like, you know, looking at us from like, you

00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:42.980
know, technology and being like, these guys just

00:44:42.980 --> 00:44:45.400
kill each other all the time. And they're like,

00:44:45.500 --> 00:44:47.239
you know what? Let's send an ambassador. And

00:44:47.239 --> 00:44:49.139
then they send the ambassador. It crash lands.

00:44:49.300 --> 00:44:50.840
And then as soon as they're like, hey, we're

00:44:50.840 --> 00:44:53.619
aliens. They're like, we're not going to send

00:44:53.619 --> 00:44:55.500
any more else. We're not going to send anybody

00:44:55.500 --> 00:44:58.619
else. Right. I mean. I guarantee you that the

00:44:58.619 --> 00:45:00.980
transistor or not transistor. What's the fucking,

00:45:01.000 --> 00:45:03.840
the little thing. Diode. Diode came from aliens.

00:45:04.019 --> 00:45:06.840
Yeah. Because until then we had no idea how to

00:45:06.840 --> 00:45:09.000
do that. We were just like vacuum tubes. That's

00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:11.150
what we're going to use. And then like. somehow

00:45:11.150 --> 00:45:13.369
somebody was like what about this diode thing

00:45:13.369 --> 00:45:15.329
and everybody's like that's great we like that

00:45:15.329 --> 00:45:18.909
also it was jumping from vacuum tubes to diodes

00:45:18.909 --> 00:45:21.909
is fucking insane like there's like a huge jump

00:45:21.909 --> 00:45:24.989
from that to that and we still use diodes and

00:45:24.989 --> 00:45:27.949
everything right like even like our phones are

00:45:27.949 --> 00:45:31.710
all diodes like you can't jump from vacuum tubes

00:45:31.710 --> 00:45:34.150
to diodes and then just not be able to jump from

00:45:34.150 --> 00:45:36.969
there yeah and it was like literally the patent

00:45:36.969 --> 00:45:40.599
for i think it was diodes was The year after

00:45:40.599 --> 00:45:43.360
Roswell. Yeah. Literally the next year. It was

00:45:43.360 --> 00:45:45.840
patented. Well, they were talking about, like,

00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:48.519
the Navy pilots. Talking about how they saw,

00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:52.179
like, UFOs or, like, these objects in the sky.

00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:55.639
And they said if you reported it to, like, your

00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:57.460
supervisor, if you, like, reported it to the

00:45:57.460 --> 00:45:59.280
military, that would be, like, the end of your

00:45:59.280 --> 00:46:03.239
career. And that's why so many people didn't

00:46:03.239 --> 00:46:06.219
report it. What the fuck? Why, though? It's,

00:46:06.260 --> 00:46:09.280
like, a danger. Well, because it's classified.

00:46:09.559 --> 00:46:12.010
They want to keep it classified because... I

00:46:12.010 --> 00:46:13.849
think, like, you know, the public would probably

00:46:13.849 --> 00:46:16.530
panic. I mean, Neil Armstrong, like, even as

00:46:16.530 --> 00:46:19.130
his schizophrenic fucking Alzheimer's self before

00:46:19.130 --> 00:46:21.590
he died, was like, there's fucking aliens on

00:46:21.590 --> 00:46:28.449
the moon. I saw them. I think we looked this

00:46:28.449 --> 00:46:30.630
up, and I don't think that was true. No, it was.

00:46:30.949 --> 00:46:32.829
It's definitely true. Dude, he seemed, like,

00:46:32.869 --> 00:46:35.809
really with it, like, up until, like, I saw some

00:46:35.809 --> 00:46:37.510
videos that were done pretty recently, and he

00:46:37.510 --> 00:46:39.719
was with it. And people are like, oh, we didn't

00:46:39.719 --> 00:46:41.260
go to the moon. He's like, dude, we went to the

00:46:41.260 --> 00:46:44.900
moon. And he's like, it was just such a normal

00:46:44.900 --> 00:46:47.219
day for us. Because you got to think, these guys

00:46:47.219 --> 00:46:50.639
are test pilots. They test new aircraft. They

00:46:50.639 --> 00:46:52.880
didn't know that they were going to go to the

00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:56.820
moon. They literally didn't. This one's actually

00:46:56.820 --> 00:46:59.900
funny. There's a conspiracy theory that Neil

00:46:59.900 --> 00:47:04.610
Armstrong. His initial is Neil A., which is alien

00:47:04.610 --> 00:47:06.730
backwards. And that's why he was sent to the

00:47:06.730 --> 00:47:11.030
moon. Oh, shit. That is fucking weird. That's

00:47:11.030 --> 00:47:14.889
funny, though. That's weird, man. Neil A. If

00:47:14.889 --> 00:47:16.869
I was schizophrenic and I saw that. I'd be like,

00:47:16.909 --> 00:47:20.170
alien. I mean, you wouldn't be able to convince

00:47:20.170 --> 00:47:23.440
me it's not true. It has alien in his name. That's

00:47:23.440 --> 00:47:26.619
like the biggest troll ever. His name is eight.

00:47:26.739 --> 00:47:28.980
The first person to the moon. And the government

00:47:28.980 --> 00:47:31.199
thinks we're fucking stupid. His name is alien

00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:34.099
backwards. His name is alien backwards. They

00:47:34.099 --> 00:47:37.579
think we're fucking morons. There's no fucking

00:47:37.579 --> 00:47:41.059
shot that they fucking thought about that. Also,

00:47:41.139 --> 00:47:43.400
I love how Martian is just a thing from Mars.

00:47:43.659 --> 00:47:46.380
Like, it doesn't like, oh, it's the Martians.

00:47:46.460 --> 00:47:48.380
It's just like, that's just a thing that was

00:47:48.380 --> 00:47:52.119
from Mars. Alien is a better term for. anything

00:47:52.119 --> 00:47:56.019
from space. Dude, there, there are 100 % aliens.

00:47:56.360 --> 00:47:59.360
Like, I don't mean that in the sense like little

00:47:59.360 --> 00:48:02.739
green men, but there are people just like us

00:48:02.739 --> 00:48:05.460
on the other side of the galaxy doing exactly

00:48:05.460 --> 00:48:07.039
what we're doing right now. Do you think there's

00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:09.500
another earth like that just has like the same

00:48:09.500 --> 00:48:11.539
history, like the same thing? Dude, there are

00:48:11.539 --> 00:48:15.960
six septillion stars. All right. With how many

00:48:15.960 --> 00:48:19.420
of those six septillion stars? have planets just

00:48:19.420 --> 00:48:22.099
like ours around them. Things don't just happen

00:48:22.099 --> 00:48:24.679
once in the universe. It doesn't work like that.

00:48:24.980 --> 00:48:27.820
I guarantee you that there's other human -like

00:48:27.820 --> 00:48:30.920
creatures out there. I feel like if we find an

00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:33.280
alien, it's going to be closer to us than anything.

00:48:33.719 --> 00:48:37.659
So even the closest planets that we can see would

00:48:37.659 --> 00:48:40.519
take years to get to if we traveled the speed

00:48:40.519 --> 00:48:42.219
of light. Yeah, but they're using wormholes to

00:48:42.219 --> 00:48:44.320
get here. Yeah, so they would have to use a wormhole.

00:48:44.750 --> 00:48:47.210
have had to use a wormhole to get to Earth. They're

00:48:47.210 --> 00:48:50.369
probably using slip space generator type things.

00:48:50.530 --> 00:48:51.949
That's what they were saying. They were trying

00:48:51.949 --> 00:48:55.650
to reverse engineer. They found these UFOs. What's

00:48:55.650 --> 00:48:57.409
so funny about slip space generators? You sounded

00:48:57.409 --> 00:49:00.969
so nerdy. You said it was such divinity. They

00:49:00.969 --> 00:49:05.309
actually exist. I read a lot. I did a lot of

00:49:05.309 --> 00:49:07.710
sci -fi shit when I was young. What was it called?

00:49:07.809 --> 00:49:09.730
A slip space generator? Slip space generator.

00:49:10.329 --> 00:49:13.159
Or a warp drive. That's what they were trying

00:49:13.159 --> 00:49:17.139
to do at Era 51 was reverse engineer UFOs to

00:49:17.139 --> 00:49:18.360
see how they could develop technology. Dude,

00:49:18.460 --> 00:49:20.380
do you think the stealth bomber did not come

00:49:20.380 --> 00:49:22.619
from a UFO? Probably, yeah. Do you think our

00:49:22.619 --> 00:49:24.739
fucking stealth bombers were not fucking UFO

00:49:24.739 --> 00:49:27.659
inspired? I don't know, man. Those are really,

00:49:27.739 --> 00:49:30.159
they look actually like, a stealth bomber looks

00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:32.139
like, are you talking about the bomber or the

00:49:32.139 --> 00:49:34.059
fighter? I'm talking about the fucking bomber,

00:49:34.079 --> 00:49:36.519
the black one with the fucking Y -shaped or the

00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:38.760
V -shaped fucking thing. The bomber, if you look

00:49:38.760 --> 00:49:41.420
at the profile, the side profile of a bird diving.

00:49:41.599 --> 00:49:43.780
The one that flew over my house a couple of times.

00:49:43.780 --> 00:49:45.920
That was not. That was a regular -ass commercial

00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:48.860
jet. This guy was so high that he thought there

00:49:48.860 --> 00:49:50.940
was a plane that drove by? Yeah, because the

00:49:50.940 --> 00:49:52.800
lights were in a triangle. He thought the plane

00:49:52.800 --> 00:49:56.780
was a triangle. No, dude. I could see the tail

00:49:56.780 --> 00:49:58.480
section on the plane. Because you could read

00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:02.469
the tail number? Oh, what were we talking about?

00:50:02.510 --> 00:50:05.469
The aliens. Yeah. But what were we talking about

00:50:05.469 --> 00:50:08.369
before that? Oh, the stealth bomber. Yeah. No,

00:50:08.469 --> 00:50:11.730
it looks just like a, um, a Falcon diving. It's

00:50:11.730 --> 00:50:13.690
got the same exact shape. So that's like a very

00:50:13.690 --> 00:50:17.469
earthly thing, dude. Like alien technology is

00:50:17.469 --> 00:50:20.269
like anti -gravity. That's the, that's the only

00:50:20.269 --> 00:50:24.389
way because gravity and time are like very connected.

00:50:25.309 --> 00:50:27.289
Right? Intrinsically connect. You can't separate

00:50:27.289 --> 00:50:28.510
them. There's space and time. Don't we have,

00:50:28.590 --> 00:50:31.070
like, huge drones now that you just, like, fucking

00:50:31.070 --> 00:50:33.949
land on Earth? Like, with the two propellers

00:50:33.949 --> 00:50:35.630
on it? It looks like a helicopter, but it's,

00:50:35.630 --> 00:50:38.269
like, a drone. Yeah, that's called a drone. And

00:50:38.269 --> 00:50:41.949
they fly troops around, right? No. Are you talking

00:50:41.949 --> 00:50:44.530
about, what, like, single, like, a single person?

00:50:44.710 --> 00:50:47.110
Oh, no, he's talking about the, are you talking

00:50:47.110 --> 00:50:48.750
about, like, the plane that can do, like, the

00:50:48.750 --> 00:50:51.010
this with the two propellers? You're talking

00:50:51.010 --> 00:50:53.349
about the V -22? They look like... Oh, there's

00:50:53.349 --> 00:50:55.170
two propellers on it. It looks like a drone.

00:50:55.650 --> 00:50:57.230
I think he's talking about the... But like a

00:50:57.230 --> 00:50:59.690
huge... Yeah, yeah. I can't... It's the Osprey.

00:50:59.769 --> 00:51:02.449
V -22 Osprey. Let me see. They look just like...

00:51:02.449 --> 00:51:05.389
It's like a plane. Yeah. A plane? Is it a...

00:51:05.389 --> 00:51:09.030
I saw one the other day. Yes, that. It's a V

00:51:09.030 --> 00:51:12.389
-22. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's actually a helicopter

00:51:12.389 --> 00:51:15.969
more than it is a plane. Really? Yeah. So if

00:51:15.969 --> 00:51:17.449
you like look at... Look, you'll never be able

00:51:17.449 --> 00:51:19.750
to unsee this. Look at the fuselage of it. I

00:51:19.750 --> 00:51:21.869
thought it was a drone. Looks just like a Blackhawk

00:51:21.869 --> 00:51:24.849
fuselage. It does. And I never noticed that.

00:51:24.869 --> 00:51:27.030
It does, yeah. But it's actually more a helicopter

00:51:27.030 --> 00:51:31.349
than it is a plane. So, yeah. So in that, dude.

00:51:31.429 --> 00:51:33.309
It looks like a Blackhawk. You're right. Right.

00:51:33.349 --> 00:51:35.349
Yeah. It's weird. You'll never unsee it now.

00:51:35.809 --> 00:51:39.369
But those planes, they're like kind of dangerous

00:51:39.369 --> 00:51:42.610
because they really had to work out a lot of

00:51:42.610 --> 00:51:45.550
bugs. We're the only. in the world that has that

00:51:45.550 --> 00:51:47.389
style plane, a tilt rotor aircraft. Yeah, I saw

00:51:47.389 --> 00:51:48.750
it. I was like, what the fuck is this? Because

00:51:48.750 --> 00:51:51.769
it looks so futuristic. Yeah, well, I mean, they're

00:51:51.769 --> 00:51:53.309
kind of old at this point. They're coming out

00:51:53.309 --> 00:51:56.170
with a new one. Yeah, I'm sure the military had

00:51:56.170 --> 00:51:58.469
them like fucking 40 years ago. No, but what

00:51:58.469 --> 00:52:00.550
the benefit is of those, the Marines have like

00:52:00.550 --> 00:52:04.110
400 of them. They're like, they have the best

00:52:04.110 --> 00:52:06.630
of a helicopter and a plane. So they take off

00:52:06.630 --> 00:52:08.769
like a helicopter and then the rotors tilt and

00:52:08.769 --> 00:52:11.030
they go into plane mode. And they can do 300

00:52:11.030 --> 00:52:13.030
miles an hour as opposed to a Blackhawk that

00:52:13.030 --> 00:52:15.690
can only do 150. And then they land and drop

00:52:15.690 --> 00:52:18.489
troops. So they can carry 24 troops each. That's

00:52:18.489 --> 00:52:20.070
like the equivalent of what's the thing in Halo?

00:52:20.230 --> 00:52:22.469
The Pelican? Oh, the Pelican, yeah. That's the

00:52:22.469 --> 00:52:23.769
equivalent. That's the thing I was flying in

00:52:23.769 --> 00:52:25.730
flight sim that one time, remember? Yeah. You

00:52:25.730 --> 00:52:27.429
were flying a Pelican? Yeah, they have a Pelican.

00:52:27.429 --> 00:52:29.530
That's awesome. Because it's Microsoft. Oh, yeah.

00:52:29.829 --> 00:52:33.269
I thought that was from Dune. No, no, no. Pelican's

00:52:33.269 --> 00:52:35.750
from Halo. Yeah, that's Halo. Oh, yeah. It was

00:52:35.750 --> 00:52:39.039
really cool. You could like hover. It was like

00:52:39.039 --> 00:52:42.599
a helicopter and a plane combined. In Forza,

00:52:42.619 --> 00:52:45.860
they let you drive the Warthog. Oh, do they?

00:52:46.000 --> 00:52:49.800
That's awesome. That is so ahead of its time,

00:52:49.840 --> 00:52:53.500
dude. That game. I love Halo. Halo is one of

00:52:53.500 --> 00:52:55.840
the first games that I got super into. My dad

00:52:55.840 --> 00:52:58.800
had an Xbox when I was a kid. He liked Halo.

00:52:59.599 --> 00:53:01.400
My dad's like, you're just killing aliens. You're

00:53:01.400 --> 00:53:02.900
not killing people. He wouldn't let me play Call

00:53:02.900 --> 00:53:04.539
of Duty when I was real young, but he'd let me

00:53:04.539 --> 00:53:06.559
play Halo. Because he's, like, it's aliens and,

00:53:06.619 --> 00:53:08.780
like, the fucking guys look like robots. Like,

00:53:08.780 --> 00:53:10.340
the fucking Master Chief looks like a robot even

00:53:10.340 --> 00:53:11.880
though he's a person. Yeah. Like, he's like,

00:53:11.920 --> 00:53:13.760
you can fucking play that shit. So I played the

00:53:13.760 --> 00:53:16.039
fuck out of Halo when I was a kid. Dude, Halo

00:53:16.039 --> 00:53:19.219
1 is such a good game. They're making a remastered

00:53:19.219 --> 00:53:21.280
version of it. Are they? Coming out, like, I

00:53:21.280 --> 00:53:24.099
think, like, early next year. Oh, shit. Is it

00:53:24.099 --> 00:53:27.039
going to be on PC? Yes. It's on PC. It's on fucking

00:53:27.039 --> 00:53:30.480
PlayStation now. Is it? Halo? It's coming out

00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:33.369
on PlayStation. Because they're like, Xbox is

00:53:33.369 --> 00:53:35.710
dead. They're like, but it's coming out on PC,

00:53:35.929 --> 00:53:39.570
Xbox, and PlayStation. That's wild, dude. Because

00:53:39.570 --> 00:53:41.710
they are bringing Microsoft games over to PlayStation.

00:53:41.989 --> 00:53:43.369
Flight Simulator just came out for PlayStation

00:53:43.369 --> 00:53:46.250
5. Really? I think Max still has my PS2. No,

00:53:46.250 --> 00:53:48.869
don't. It's terrible. It's awful? Yeah, the newest

00:53:48.869 --> 00:53:51.449
one is awful. What, Flight Sim? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

00:53:51.449 --> 00:53:54.670
That's unplayable on Xbox, at least. Yeah. It's

00:53:54.670 --> 00:53:58.329
just really bad on PC. But on Xbox, you can't

00:53:58.329 --> 00:54:02.329
even play the free flight mode. It was a bait

00:54:02.329 --> 00:54:06.030
and switch. So what's the best one to play? 2020.

00:54:07.309 --> 00:54:10.469
It's awesome. If you have Microsoft Game Pass,

00:54:10.710 --> 00:54:13.949
you can play it on your phone. Really? I have

00:54:13.949 --> 00:54:19.099
a pretty hefty PC that I built. And I just haven't

00:54:19.099 --> 00:54:21.300
used it in fucking long -ass time. Like, I've

00:54:21.300 --> 00:54:23.400
been playing my PlayStation. I've been playing

00:54:23.400 --> 00:54:25.519
my Switch that I bought. I haven't played my

00:54:25.519 --> 00:54:27.460
PC in fucking forever. Do you know what kind

00:54:27.460 --> 00:54:29.980
of graphics card you have? I got a fucking RTX

00:54:29.980 --> 00:54:32.900
4070 GT. If you have a 4070, it'll play Flight

00:54:32.900 --> 00:54:35.519
Simulator. Yeah. Yeah. I was playing Minecraft.

00:54:35.960 --> 00:54:39.199
No, 4070 Ti. Minecraft. It'll definitely, 100%.

00:54:39.199 --> 00:54:41.659
Dude, it's a beefy fucking boy. It's a beefy

00:54:41.659 --> 00:54:44.119
boy that I got. Yeah, I have a 3070 Ti, and it

00:54:44.119 --> 00:54:46.599
does it fine. So I can run everything on, like,

00:54:46.599 --> 00:54:50.150
medium. I can run fucking cyberpunk on ultra.

00:54:50.449 --> 00:54:54.210
Really? Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah. It's crazy. The

00:54:54.210 --> 00:54:56.190
only thing is I don't have, I don't have the

00:54:56.190 --> 00:54:59.809
processing power for, uh, RTX because I don't

00:54:59.809 --> 00:55:03.170
have, I got to put more, um, Ram cards in. Cause

00:55:03.170 --> 00:55:05.369
I only have, I think 16 right now. I'm trying

00:55:05.369 --> 00:55:07.809
to get up to 32, 16 gigs. Yeah. Yeah. I want

00:55:07.809 --> 00:55:10.670
to get up to 64. They have 64 now. I have 64.

00:55:10.969 --> 00:55:14.550
I might, I might do like two 30, like a 32 gig

00:55:14.550 --> 00:55:18.119
one. Just. What were some ideas for what we needed

00:55:18.119 --> 00:55:21.039
to build in our Minecraft realm? Firehouse, city

00:55:21.039 --> 00:55:23.880
hall. City hall, yeah. Firehouse, city hall,

00:55:24.139 --> 00:55:28.179
amusement park. Oh, yeah, I was going to build,

00:55:28.219 --> 00:55:30.940
like, a giant theme park. Yeah. I mean, we're.

00:55:31.099 --> 00:55:34.679
You should build a concentration camp. You should

00:55:34.679 --> 00:55:37.800
just build Auschwitz. Just with the train going.

00:55:38.280 --> 00:55:41.860
I remember, like, I played soccer in high school,

00:55:41.920 --> 00:55:44.969
and there was this Jewish kid on my team. And

00:55:44.969 --> 00:55:47.349
the the other kid that was his friend would always

00:55:47.349 --> 00:55:50.829
say like oh I'm gonna send you to Auschwitz.

00:55:54.289 --> 00:56:00.110
You built Auschwitz in Minecraft? That's a great

00:56:00.110 --> 00:56:02.170
video. I don't know if you ever seen that video.

00:56:02.329 --> 00:56:04.429
It's like a five second long video where like

00:56:04.429 --> 00:56:05.769
it was like this German kid playing. Is that

00:56:05.769 --> 00:56:09.769
actually a thing? Yeah. He just goes you what?

00:56:09.969 --> 00:56:22.219
What is this? You built Auschwitz? It's really

00:56:22.219 --> 00:56:24.440
funny. I mean, we already have a prison, right?

00:56:24.519 --> 00:56:27.780
We have jail. Yeah, we have a jail. Yeah, we

00:56:27.780 --> 00:56:29.679
have a jail that's on the hill. So we just need

00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:33.340
a concentration camp. We built the United States

00:56:33.340 --> 00:56:36.760
Capitol. We have the untitled Mount Rushmore.

00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:40.989
Oh, really? We have the Lincoln Memorial that

00:56:40.989 --> 00:56:43.269
we built with Fred. Dude, I see Freddy at work

00:56:43.269 --> 00:56:45.829
sometimes. I literally can't even talk to him.

00:56:46.469 --> 00:56:48.789
I'm like, you need to take a report from me because

00:56:48.789 --> 00:56:51.670
I can't talk to this guy. Because he's just like

00:56:51.670 --> 00:56:55.289
such a meal. I would just lose it. Wait, he's

00:56:55.289 --> 00:56:59.170
still working? He's working at the Bruin. Oh,

00:56:59.210 --> 00:57:02.530
he doesn't work at Albany Fire though. No. Damn.

00:57:03.250 --> 00:57:04.670
Oh, I shouldn't have said that. Can you bleep

00:57:04.670 --> 00:57:08.320
that out? Yeah. Yeah, who cares? Nobody's listening.

00:57:09.000 --> 00:57:10.719
That's funny. You know, he doesn't have a mustache

00:57:10.719 --> 00:57:12.300
anymore. He's got like a five o 'clock shadow.

00:57:12.920 --> 00:57:15.599
Was he really as jacked as he was in that picture?

00:57:16.079 --> 00:57:19.199
Yeah, he's more jacked. Yes. Yeah, he's probably

00:57:19.199 --> 00:57:23.139
on roids. Oh, I'm sure. If that's real. Yeah,

00:57:23.139 --> 00:57:25.500
that was real because I remember him being on

00:57:25.500 --> 00:57:29.699
scene that fucking night. Wow. Yeah. After his

00:57:29.699 --> 00:57:32.139
divorce, he got fucking shredded. Oh, he went

00:57:32.139 --> 00:57:35.210
like, yeah, yeah. That mode. Like when you break

00:57:35.210 --> 00:57:37.570
up. I kind of see like why Freddie will like

00:57:37.570 --> 00:57:39.909
acted the way he did. Cause sometimes when people

00:57:39.909 --> 00:57:43.829
get really, uh, really, uh, you know, fucking

00:57:43.829 --> 00:57:47.159
retarded with you. You kind of go like in a little

00:57:47.159 --> 00:57:49.119
Freddy mode and you're like, you kind of get

00:57:49.119 --> 00:57:50.980
channeled like his inner sarcasm. Now listen,

00:57:51.000 --> 00:57:53.659
I'm not a doctor. Like when people like start

00:57:53.659 --> 00:57:55.840
wanting to like arguing with you. My favorite,

00:57:55.940 --> 00:57:58.500
was I with you when he was just like, where we

00:57:58.500 --> 00:58:00.559
got called to the dudes who were like, who were

00:58:00.559 --> 00:58:02.659
paranoid because they were high on weed. And

00:58:02.659 --> 00:58:05.260
he goes, what you need to do is sit down on that

00:58:05.260 --> 00:58:09.260
couch, get yourself some Doritos and put on Scooby

00:58:09.260 --> 00:58:14.000
-Doo and stop calling 911. Dispatch, we're out.

00:58:16.039 --> 00:58:19.579
it was so funny that was so funny we had a patient

00:58:19.579 --> 00:58:22.539
it was like a 16 year old kid that just had like

00:58:22.539 --> 00:58:25.760
an anxiety attack and he's like he's like no

00:58:25.760 --> 00:58:28.780
this is a different call I was a beepus and he's

00:58:28.780 --> 00:58:30.699
like now son you need to go to the hospital like

00:58:30.699 --> 00:58:32.800
we're not leaving until you go to the hospital

00:58:32.800 --> 00:58:35.099
he's like you cannot refuse because you're 16

00:58:36.139 --> 00:58:38.179
And then the fucking fire alarm comes in and

00:58:38.179 --> 00:58:40.079
they're like, engine seven, like engine two,

00:58:40.239 --> 00:58:42.559
engine seven's already on a call. We need you

00:58:42.559 --> 00:58:45.059
to go to this, uh, this, this, uh, structure

00:58:45.059 --> 00:58:49.880
alarm. He's like. We're going on the box. He

00:58:49.880 --> 00:58:52.920
goes, sign this. He holds up the RV. He goes,

00:58:52.960 --> 00:58:56.519
sign this. Literally pushes me out of the way.

00:58:56.719 --> 00:59:03.059
I fucking fall into a snow bag. He goes, move

00:59:03.059 --> 00:59:05.739
the ambulance, bro. We're going on a box. I fucking

00:59:05.739 --> 00:59:08.400
drive the ambulance through a snow bag. They

00:59:08.400 --> 00:59:12.659
get off on that shit. I left Peepist and the

00:59:12.659 --> 00:59:18.019
stretcher on scene for like 10 minutes. One of

00:59:18.019 --> 00:59:19.900
my favorite Freddie moments besides that one

00:59:19.900 --> 00:59:23.039
was we got a call for somebody who was like,

00:59:23.039 --> 00:59:25.179
they're like, I'm having heart palpations. They're

00:59:25.179 --> 00:59:28.139
like 20. And then we get on scene and they were,

00:59:28.239 --> 00:59:31.840
their heart rate was like 180, like 180, 200.

00:59:32.039 --> 00:59:34.980
Like it was fucking, it was cooking. And then

00:59:34.980 --> 00:59:36.820
fucking Freddie goes over and he goes, what's

00:59:36.820 --> 00:59:39.679
going on here? And then she's like, my heart,

00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:43.400
my heart is beating so fast. And he goes, all

00:59:43.400 --> 00:59:48.070
right. Did you do any cocaine? Is that that?

00:59:48.190 --> 00:59:51.349
Yes. And she goes, no. He goes, did you take

00:59:51.349 --> 00:59:53.750
anything? She's like, just my inhaler. He goes,

00:59:53.869 --> 00:59:55.710
how many puffs did you take in your inhaler?

00:59:55.730 --> 01:00:00.849
Like two or three? She just goes, 57. He's just

01:00:00.849 --> 01:00:05.909
like, now that's what's going to do it. My fucking

01:00:05.909 --> 01:00:09.409
favorite was some, there was this black lady

01:00:09.409 --> 01:00:12.500
and she called. Freddy racist for some reason

01:00:12.500 --> 01:00:14.599
because he was like he was being a dick and she

01:00:14.599 --> 01:00:17.900
called Freddy racist and he grabs What's his

01:00:17.900 --> 01:00:21.340
name? Enrique? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah fucking what's

01:00:21.340 --> 01:00:24.920
his name Ricky? Yeah That little that Hispanic

01:00:24.920 --> 01:00:27.940
guy. He's like I know this guy I've known this

01:00:27.940 --> 01:00:30.119
guy for the last ten years and he's like my best

01:00:30.119 --> 01:00:40.820
friend Like first week on the job Oh, my God.

01:00:41.000 --> 01:00:43.059
Did we ever tell the story of Iceman on the podcast?

01:00:43.239 --> 01:00:45.619
Because that was fucking hysterical, too. Iceman,

01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:48.099
yeah. He was funny, too. Dude, we were on set.

01:00:48.159 --> 01:00:51.559
It was me and Casey. And I don't even know what

01:00:51.559 --> 01:00:53.139
the fucking call was about, but we were just

01:00:53.139 --> 01:00:55.159
standing outside when, like, the apartment complex

01:00:55.159 --> 01:00:58.219
is out there. And we're just like. It's fucking

01:00:58.219 --> 01:01:01.400
cold. And I'm just like, you know, I don't mind

01:01:01.400 --> 01:01:03.659
the cold. And he goes, you don't mind the cold?

01:01:04.059 --> 01:01:06.800
Look at this guy. You don't mind the cold? What

01:01:06.800 --> 01:01:08.480
are you, from Alaska? What are you going to move

01:01:08.480 --> 01:01:10.119
to? What are you going to move to Alaska? What

01:01:10.119 --> 01:01:12.500
are you? Oh, yeah. It was so hot. It was like

01:01:12.500 --> 01:01:14.440
an Indian person. And their apartment was like

01:01:14.440 --> 01:01:18.019
110 degrees. Yeah. Oh, yeah. From Alaska? What

01:01:18.019 --> 01:01:20.719
are you, like the cold? Huh? Oh, this guy. And

01:01:20.719 --> 01:01:23.440
he goes, yeah, these are windows. And he started

01:01:23.440 --> 01:01:27.829
talking about the fucking windows. Dude. I, uh,

01:01:28.010 --> 01:01:30.010
you're talking about Freddie Peters. So no, this

01:01:30.010 --> 01:01:32.889
is a different guy. Oh, yeah. This guy was just

01:01:32.889 --> 01:01:34.630
like, we were talking about him for a while.

01:01:34.690 --> 01:01:37.269
We were though. Yeah. Yeah. I, uh, I don't have

01:01:37.269 --> 01:01:40.849
any like real memorable moments with him. I just

01:01:40.849 --> 01:01:44.130
remember him coming into a patient's house, pulling

01:01:44.130 --> 01:01:47.380
up a chair at the dining room table. And then

01:01:47.380 --> 01:01:49.960
sitting down and filling out his paperwork. Not

01:01:49.960 --> 01:01:53.800
even talking to that. I'm just sitting down.

01:01:53.880 --> 01:01:56.179
Yeah. Let everybody else do it. Like, but just

01:01:56.179 --> 01:01:57.800
make it, you know, hopping himself to there.

01:01:57.920 --> 01:02:00.619
He would just go paper. He would not even look

01:02:00.619 --> 01:02:07.840
at that. He would just go name allergies. One

01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:09.960
of my favorites is we went to what hospital you

01:02:09.960 --> 01:02:13.730
want to go to. The huge apartment complex down

01:02:13.730 --> 01:02:15.510
the street from the station, like the tall, like

01:02:15.510 --> 01:02:20.130
12 -story one. Which station? Central. So which

01:02:20.130 --> 01:02:22.750
one is that? I know exactly what it is. 400 Central?

01:02:22.750 --> 01:02:25.349
Yeah, something like that, yeah. But we went

01:02:25.349 --> 01:02:27.670
to that. But Freddy just pulls up in the rig,

01:02:27.809 --> 01:02:30.889
fucking stoke, fucking lit, and he just fucking

01:02:30.889 --> 01:02:34.150
smokes a stoke and just throws it out the window.

01:02:34.190 --> 01:02:37.150
He's like, well, we got work to do. And he just

01:02:37.150 --> 01:02:40.739
jumps out. Oh, my God. My favorite was during

01:02:40.739 --> 01:02:43.199
the summertime. He just smoked cigars on scene

01:02:43.199 --> 01:02:46.000
just like while talking to patients. It was awesome.

01:02:46.139 --> 01:02:49.739
No way. Yeah, it was awesome, dude. I made that

01:02:49.739 --> 01:02:52.880
EDM song about Freddie. Oh, yeah. This fight's

01:02:52.880 --> 01:02:56.139
getting bigger and bigger. I've been working

01:02:56.139 --> 01:02:59.800
on like an EDM album or like a project, side

01:02:59.800 --> 01:03:03.909
project I'm doing. Maybe I could release that

01:03:03.909 --> 01:03:06.510
Freddie song on the album. Because I think that's

01:03:06.510 --> 01:03:08.809
technically public domain. Because he's talking

01:03:08.809 --> 01:03:10.889
on the radio, right? Yeah, it's radio transmission.

01:03:10.949 --> 01:03:14.130
Oh, yeah. It doesn't matter. Yeah. So, like,

01:03:14.170 --> 01:03:16.869
I wouldn't have to pay Freddie royalties. No,

01:03:16.989 --> 01:03:20.690
no, no. It's public property. Yeah, no, you're

01:03:20.690 --> 01:03:23.150
fine. Does fucking Suicide Boys have to pay fucking

01:03:23.150 --> 01:03:26.550
Nextel or Motorola for the click? That would

01:03:26.550 --> 01:03:30.510
be funny when he fucking hears it, though. If

01:03:30.510 --> 01:03:32.579
he ever hears it, yeah. I don't think you will.

01:03:32.739 --> 01:03:35.280
I think you're fine, dude. I think some people

01:03:35.280 --> 01:03:40.219
shoved it to him. Oh, really? You just made it

01:03:40.219 --> 01:03:41.880
so much worse. All right, let's take a break.

01:03:42.619 --> 01:03:48.239
We'll be back on title podcast. I'll give you

01:03:48.239 --> 01:04:04.539
a rundown of it. in dixie something about it

01:04:04.539 --> 01:04:08.699
just screams on but i'm stuck here on the mountains

01:04:08.699 --> 01:04:43.519
i take pleasure out of simple things like so

01:04:43.519 --> 01:04:47.840
you like you like upload yourself playing guitar

01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:50.480
and the lyrics and the song and like mix a song

01:04:50.480 --> 01:04:53.550
in the style you want Yeah, so you got to have

01:04:53.550 --> 01:04:55.409
at least a melody, and you have to have some

01:04:55.409 --> 01:04:56.869
sort of chord progression. I mean, you could

01:04:56.869 --> 01:04:59.190
hum into it, but it wouldn't be as good. But

01:04:59.190 --> 01:05:01.110
if you give it the chord progression, the melody,

01:05:01.250 --> 01:05:04.769
and then the lyrics, it turns it into a professional

01:05:04.769 --> 01:05:08.849
song. Not professional, but it turns it into

01:05:08.849 --> 01:05:14.110
at least 90 % of a professional song. Yeah, it's

01:05:14.110 --> 01:05:17.789
glitchy sometimes. If you had AI make you a picture.

01:05:18.269 --> 01:05:20.570
Yeah. It would like, you know how it fucks up

01:05:20.570 --> 01:05:22.449
the fingers sometimes. Yeah. It's like, it'll

01:05:22.449 --> 01:05:24.329
give them like six fingers and stuff. There's

01:05:24.329 --> 01:05:26.889
like little things that like fucks up, you know,

01:05:26.889 --> 01:05:29.570
like it'll put like a drum beats in the wrong

01:05:29.570 --> 01:05:32.070
spot. Sometimes it'll put, it'll start to do

01:05:32.070 --> 01:05:33.889
a chorus and then I'll skip back and go back

01:05:33.889 --> 01:05:37.550
to a verse. And so it's just, it's cool though.

01:05:37.590 --> 01:05:41.050
It's cool to hear like your idea. Uh, at least

01:05:41.050 --> 01:05:42.710
like if it was professionally mastered, what

01:05:42.710 --> 01:05:45.489
it could sound like, you know, I think that's

01:05:45.489 --> 01:05:49.150
really sweet. Yeah, I like the one that it did

01:05:49.150 --> 01:05:53.030
for this little country anthem that I did. Yeah.

01:05:53.110 --> 01:05:57.690
The upstate New York redneck anthem. Yeah. You

01:05:57.690 --> 01:06:00.389
think post -nut clarity was given to us evolutionarily?

01:06:00.909 --> 01:06:04.389
Yes. It actually is. So you can get back to hunting

01:06:04.389 --> 01:06:06.730
for food instead of just jerking off. Really?

01:06:06.869 --> 01:06:09.969
Yeah. They're like, no. They're like, yeah, we

01:06:09.969 --> 01:06:12.809
got to eat now. Yeah, dude. Because you would

01:06:12.809 --> 01:06:14.570
literally just sit there and fuck your pillows.

01:06:15.110 --> 01:06:17.960
You wouldn't get anything done. You'd be like,

01:06:18.039 --> 01:06:20.099
I'm starving to death, but this feels so good.

01:06:20.980 --> 01:06:22.980
Dude, I hate the pose of that clarity that you

01:06:22.980 --> 01:06:24.860
get sometimes. Especially if you're watching

01:06:24.860 --> 01:06:29.559
a weird girls penetrating other girls with fucking

01:06:29.559 --> 01:06:31.639
dildos and shit. You're just watching it and

01:06:31.639 --> 01:06:33.239
you're like, what's wrong with that? Well, no.

01:06:33.280 --> 01:06:35.440
If you want to go by science, what you have to

01:06:35.440 --> 01:06:39.460
do is just go eat food. Seriously? Just go eat

01:06:39.460 --> 01:06:42.420
food? Yeah. That's what your body wants you to

01:06:42.420 --> 01:06:45.739
do. Chop wood. Yeah, chopping wood raises your

01:06:45.739 --> 01:06:48.300
testosterone a shit ton, which is crazy. It's

01:06:48.300 --> 01:06:51.119
exactly what you should go do to cure some post

01:06:51.119 --> 01:06:53.659
-nut. Are you thinking about the post -nut depression

01:06:53.659 --> 01:06:55.739
or post -nut clarity? Clarity. Like when you

01:06:55.739 --> 01:06:58.210
just sit there and you're like, God damn. That

01:06:58.210 --> 01:07:02.750
was someone's daughter. Yeah. That was my daughter.

01:07:02.949 --> 01:07:05.710
No. Jesus Christ. Dude, sometimes it's good,

01:07:05.750 --> 01:07:07.769
though. Like, sometimes you need it because,

01:07:07.829 --> 01:07:10.050
dude, I found, like, sometimes when I'm having

01:07:10.050 --> 01:07:12.610
a hard time getting my day started, right? And

01:07:12.610 --> 01:07:15.409
just, like, if I just bust a nut, it's like,

01:07:15.469 --> 01:07:17.510
all right, I know exactly what I got to do. I

01:07:17.510 --> 01:07:20.550
got to go to the gym. I got to, like, you know,

01:07:20.570 --> 01:07:23.530
it forces you to go do things. Like, if you're

01:07:23.530 --> 01:07:25.690
just, like, if you're in a state of pre -nut.

01:07:26.079 --> 01:07:29.139
You're just kind of, like, retarded. One time

01:07:29.139 --> 01:07:32.719
I was driving, and I just fucking busted a nut

01:07:32.719 --> 01:07:37.199
on the twin bridges. Wow. Wow. Wow, Casey, that's

01:07:37.199 --> 01:07:39.000
fucked. How the fuck did you do that? You know

01:07:39.000 --> 01:07:40.880
why that's fucked up? Let me tell you why that's

01:07:40.880 --> 01:07:43.340
fucked up. So there was a guy from my... Were

01:07:43.340 --> 01:07:45.920
you, like, in traffic? No, no, I was just driving.

01:07:47.129 --> 01:07:56.530
I was like, I was probably like, that was the

01:07:56.530 --> 01:07:59.849
only time you've never crashed the car. I was

01:07:59.849 --> 01:08:02.550
like, fuck, I've never busted a nut in your nose.

01:08:03.510 --> 01:08:05.050
You've never been like, I cannot wait to get

01:08:05.050 --> 01:08:10.030
home. I just, yeah, that was it. I was like,

01:08:10.030 --> 01:08:13.969
never again. Because I almost fucking ended up

01:08:13.969 --> 01:08:16.770
in the Mohawk River. Just imagine you fucking

01:08:16.770 --> 01:08:19.289
die and they pull your fucking corpse out. They're

01:08:19.289 --> 01:08:24.310
like, there's semen in his pants. He was jerking

01:08:24.310 --> 01:08:28.109
off. Dear God, this is the sickest case I've

01:08:28.109 --> 01:08:37.170
ever seen. Dude, there's a guy who... Ah, man,

01:08:37.250 --> 01:08:39.289
I don't know if I should say this or not. No,

01:08:39.310 --> 01:08:41.550
you should. There was a guy who was from the

01:08:41.550 --> 01:08:43.489
area I'm from that was a state trooper, died

01:08:43.489 --> 01:08:45.590
in a helicopter accident. That's rough. And he

01:08:45.590 --> 01:08:47.350
died with another girl that was from Rensselaer.

01:08:47.350 --> 01:08:50.350
She was a helicopter pilot. In the military?

01:08:50.710 --> 01:08:53.510
Yeah. And so I wrote a letter to the governor's

01:08:53.510 --> 01:08:55.989
office saying that... they should rename the

01:08:55.989 --> 01:08:58.149
twin bridges after them because they died together.

01:08:58.210 --> 01:09:00.289
Yeah. Because the twin bridges are named after.

01:09:00.369 --> 01:09:03.670
Yeah. But he's already got a bridge in Brooklyn.

01:09:03.770 --> 01:09:05.909
Yes. Which is like a way bigger bridge. It's

01:09:05.909 --> 01:09:07.430
like, dude, okay. You can't have two bridges.

01:09:07.850 --> 01:09:10.550
Like give it, make it like dedicated to these

01:09:10.550 --> 01:09:12.550
people. So they gave me like, I got an automated

01:09:12.550 --> 01:09:15.029
response, you know, but, and they each got actually

01:09:15.029 --> 01:09:18.050
one of their own bridges. So, yeah. So in their

01:09:18.050 --> 01:09:20.550
own hometowns, you know, but it's like, you know,

01:09:20.550 --> 01:09:23.010
the one that the one guy helicopter pilot got

01:09:23.010 --> 01:09:25.649
is like, It's my pilot truck stop in Rotterdam.

01:09:25.670 --> 01:09:27.590
I don't know if you know where that is, but it's

01:09:27.590 --> 01:09:29.930
just like, it's an overpass. It's like, dude,

01:09:29.989 --> 01:09:31.729
give him the twin bridges. How, how cool would

01:09:31.729 --> 01:09:33.550
that be? Yeah. Because it's like our veterans,

01:09:33.550 --> 01:09:36.109
like supporting us, you know, and there they

01:09:36.109 --> 01:09:38.930
are like supporting traffic. Like it's metaphorical.

01:09:39.310 --> 01:09:46.300
And here's Casey busting. I don't know if I was

01:09:46.300 --> 01:09:49.420
in Albany or Saratoga County when I busted that

01:09:49.420 --> 01:09:51.880
nut. Dude, how did you do that? Were you fucking

01:09:51.880 --> 01:09:53.520
whacking him off or were you like rubbing your

01:09:53.520 --> 01:09:56.720
cock against your pants? No, I think I was just

01:09:56.720 --> 01:09:59.060
like probably a teenager. I was jerking off.

01:09:59.619 --> 01:10:02.539
That's insane. No, it's not. I mean, dude, bro,

01:10:02.640 --> 01:10:04.600
I know somebody. We all know this person. I think

01:10:04.600 --> 01:10:06.899
you know him. But you definitely know him, Casey.

01:10:07.100 --> 01:10:09.479
He told me that one time he was coming back from

01:10:09.479 --> 01:10:11.399
Connecticut and he's like, ah, dude, I just fucking.

01:10:12.080 --> 01:10:14.079
Had to jerk off so bad, but I didn't want to

01:10:14.079 --> 01:10:16.539
not everywhere so I reached back and I had some

01:10:16.539 --> 01:10:25.020
EMS gloves Black gloves and nutted in it I was

01:10:25.020 --> 01:10:27.399
telling Tyler how about how this guy we used

01:10:27.399 --> 01:10:32.060
to work with caught like walk it walk it walk

01:10:32.060 --> 01:10:35.670
into a Schenectady sex shop that has, like, a

01:10:35.670 --> 01:10:38.170
glory hole in it. Oh, shit. And he was, like,

01:10:38.369 --> 01:10:40.850
he was, like, using the glory hole and, like,

01:10:40.850 --> 01:10:42.890
cheating on his wife and, like, fucking looking

01:10:42.890 --> 01:10:47.789
up crack horrors. Is this Kyle? No, no, no. He's

01:10:47.789 --> 01:10:50.210
getting pegged by crack horrors. Oh, my God.

01:10:50.310 --> 01:10:53.090
Bro, the thing is, is, like, glory holes are

01:10:53.090 --> 01:10:56.550
a gay thing. Yeah, absolutely. But he was, like,

01:10:56.550 --> 01:10:59.310
I'm not gay. Yeah, he's gay. He's, like, getting

01:10:59.310 --> 01:11:02.630
your dick sucked by a dude. That's like 100%.

01:11:02.630 --> 01:11:04.970
Speaking of weird fucking things, I remember

01:11:04.970 --> 01:11:09.210
having sex at the Scenic Overlook in Lake George.

01:11:09.689 --> 01:11:12.350
The Scenic Overlook? Yeah, if you go on Route

01:11:12.350 --> 01:11:15.409
9 and there's a part that you can pull off on.

01:11:15.449 --> 01:11:18.270
It's still a fucking public street. It's just

01:11:18.270 --> 01:11:21.289
a public road that has a scenic outlook. There's

01:11:21.289 --> 01:11:23.050
not trees. There's nothing. It's literally just

01:11:23.050 --> 01:11:25.710
a fucking extended shoulder that you can park

01:11:25.710 --> 01:11:28.350
your car in and look at the thing. I fucked my

01:11:28.350 --> 01:11:31.510
ex -girlfriend. there huh i can't picture exactly

01:11:31.510 --> 01:11:35.149
where it is it's up by bolton landing but yeah

01:11:35.149 --> 01:11:38.189
i did that and i was just like there's just cars

01:11:38.189 --> 01:11:40.909
going by and cars that would like pull up behind

01:11:40.909 --> 01:11:43.890
us and then probably recognize what we're doing

01:11:43.890 --> 01:11:48.170
and then just just pull out because like it was

01:11:48.170 --> 01:11:50.010
cold it was a cold night so like it was like

01:11:50.010 --> 01:11:52.590
all the windows were fogged up so i was like

01:11:52.590 --> 01:11:56.590
yeah where's the weirdest place you had sex casey

01:11:57.250 --> 01:11:59.729
Probably parked in someone's driveway. Not solo

01:11:59.729 --> 01:12:03.409
sex. We know where that was. Your one -some.

01:12:03.649 --> 01:12:06.909
Your one -some. Probably parked in the driveway

01:12:06.909 --> 01:12:10.329
of a random house. I didn't know whose it was.

01:12:10.970 --> 01:12:15.729
In my car. That's crazy. Wow. He was self -servicing

01:12:15.729 --> 01:12:20.439
on the fucking highway. Yeah. When I was younger,

01:12:20.579 --> 01:12:23.399
I was real uncomfortable saying the word masturbation

01:12:23.399 --> 01:12:25.560
for some reason, so I always called it self -servicing.

01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:28.140
And I think self -servicing sounds so much funnier

01:12:28.140 --> 01:12:30.600
now to say that. Yeah, I'm just self -servicing.

01:12:30.920 --> 01:12:33.140
It's way worse than just saying masturbation.

01:12:33.420 --> 01:12:34.939
Yeah. Where was the weirdest place that you did

01:12:34.939 --> 01:12:40.159
it? Well, I'd say anything sexual on the way

01:12:40.159 --> 01:12:44.829
to church. I got an elbow job. An elbow job?

01:12:46.050 --> 01:12:50.909
You got a weenus job. My buddy's sister was jerking

01:12:50.909 --> 01:12:53.390
me off with her elbow. Busted a knot in my pants.

01:12:54.270 --> 01:13:01.470
Damn. Yeah, I felt real bad about that. That

01:13:01.470 --> 01:13:04.369
was like, you know like when you feel real guilty?

01:13:04.590 --> 01:13:07.050
Yeah. Like, dude, I went into church with fucking

01:13:07.050 --> 01:13:09.609
nut all over my pants. I had to go right to the

01:13:09.609 --> 01:13:12.159
bathroom, clean it up. I felt bad. I'm like,

01:13:12.199 --> 01:13:15.359
I'm going to hell for this. Yeah. Let me see

01:13:15.359 --> 01:13:17.840
the, the, the one time I did it and on the scenic

01:13:17.840 --> 01:13:21.060
overlook, that was a weird one. Um, what else

01:13:21.060 --> 01:13:27.119
did I do? I did that there. Um, fuck. There's

01:13:27.119 --> 01:13:30.279
a couple other weird ones. I remember one, I

01:13:30.279 --> 01:13:35.979
did it in the bathroom of like a, like camp with

01:13:35.979 --> 01:13:39.989
my ex girlfriend. that one wasn't like too crazy

01:13:39.989 --> 01:13:42.750
it was just like just in the woods in the bathroom

01:13:42.750 --> 01:13:45.550
like it was like an outhouse type thing that

01:13:45.550 --> 01:13:50.229
was not sanitary um yeah but i mean there's a

01:13:50.229 --> 01:13:51.729
whole bunch of different like fucking stupid

01:13:51.729 --> 01:13:54.090
places where everybody does like stupid things

01:13:54.090 --> 01:13:57.430
i think i did it in a cemetery in my car that's

01:13:57.430 --> 01:14:00.409
morbid well that's fucked up yeah yeah that's

01:14:00.409 --> 01:14:03.010
morbid i mean it's a it was a secluded spot but

01:14:03.010 --> 01:14:08.819
like it's still in a cemetery yeah um I told

01:14:08.819 --> 01:14:12.000
you about the car wash. I did it in the car wash

01:14:12.000 --> 01:14:15.319
once, too. That one was weird, though. I didn't

01:14:15.319 --> 01:14:18.140
realize there was a camera in the car wash. You

01:14:18.140 --> 01:14:20.659
should see Tyler's bare ass pushed against the

01:14:20.659 --> 01:14:23.659
window. What do you think necrophiliacs think

01:14:23.659 --> 01:14:26.020
about? They're like, damn, this fucking dead

01:14:26.020 --> 01:14:29.500
body is so hot. Dude, did you see the thing I

01:14:29.500 --> 01:14:31.840
sent to the chat? I think I sent it to the chat.

01:14:31.899 --> 01:14:36.260
The chick that fucked like 30 dudes. No. Sorry,

01:14:36.640 --> 01:14:39.500
30 dead dudes. There's a lot of women that way.

01:14:39.579 --> 01:14:43.920
How can you get hard if you're dead? Dude, I

01:14:43.920 --> 01:14:46.500
don't know. So the final thing that they're in

01:14:46.500 --> 01:14:50.079
is she was driving the hearse for a funeral procession,

01:14:50.079 --> 01:14:54.119
and she drove out of the procession and drove

01:14:54.119 --> 01:14:56.949
off and stole the body. and had sex with her.

01:14:57.050 --> 01:15:00.050
That's insane. Yeah, dude. That's crazy. Yeah,

01:15:00.069 --> 01:15:01.949
and then they fucking caught her. She, like,

01:15:01.949 --> 01:15:03.609
admitted she had sex with a body and she'd had

01:15:03.609 --> 01:15:07.430
sex with 30 male bodies. Yeah, and then she,

01:15:07.489 --> 01:15:08.829
like, changed her name and went missing. Hold

01:15:08.829 --> 01:15:10.710
on a sec. Dude, I swear to God this is true.

01:15:10.810 --> 01:15:12.770
I'm going to ask ChatGPT what her name was. That's

01:15:12.770 --> 01:15:15.970
crazy. How do you get an erection? I don't know,

01:15:15.989 --> 01:15:18.489
dude. I think she said that she was, like, really

01:15:18.489 --> 01:15:22.609
into the, like, the vibe of death. And that's

01:15:22.609 --> 01:15:25.109
what turned her on. It wasn't so much that they

01:15:25.109 --> 01:15:28.649
were dead and it was like the whole motion that

01:15:28.649 --> 01:15:31.270
goes with it and everything. Hold on a sec. Let

01:15:31.270 --> 01:15:35.829
me see what her name was. There was a famous

01:15:35.829 --> 01:15:40.489
female necrophiliac who stole a hearse and drove

01:15:40.489 --> 01:15:44.189
it away to have sex with the body. She had sex

01:15:44.189 --> 01:15:46.390
with like 30 male bodies. What was her name?

01:15:46.689 --> 01:15:49.569
Oh my God, that's a crazy thing. I'm not aware

01:15:49.569 --> 01:15:52.939
of any documented historical... Stop. You know.

01:15:53.079 --> 01:15:57.899
Look at it. It's on Wikipedia. Look it up. I

01:15:57.899 --> 01:16:00.439
know it might seem like something out of a really

01:16:00.439 --> 01:16:02.939
wild story, but I promise I'm not just holding

01:16:02.939 --> 01:16:05.600
back. There's not actually a well -known documented

01:16:05.600 --> 01:16:07.260
case of a female. Oh my God, dude. Stop. Why

01:16:07.260 --> 01:16:13.260
is it black? Hold on. I like her. Watch. I won't

01:16:13.260 --> 01:16:17.039
give so much detail. Name. What's a famous female

01:16:17.039 --> 01:16:21.979
necrophiliac? What's her name? There's not really

01:16:21.979 --> 01:16:25.000
a famous or widely known female necrophiliac.

01:16:25.020 --> 01:16:27.880
Yes, there is. This bitch. I'll look it up on

01:16:27.880 --> 01:16:33.340
Google. It'll pop right up. Let's see. ChatGPT

01:16:33.340 --> 01:16:35.439
is just fucking with me because it's trying to

01:16:35.439 --> 01:16:38.180
be politically correct. There's not such a thing

01:16:38.180 --> 01:16:40.539
as a famous necrophiliac. You could have said

01:16:40.539 --> 01:16:44.399
infamous maybe. Yeah. Infamous. Karen Greenlee.

01:16:44.479 --> 01:16:46.479
Look at that. It pops right up. So I'm going

01:16:46.479 --> 01:16:51.770
to fucking go back to Karen Greenlee. Can you

01:16:51.770 --> 01:16:54.369
tell me about Karen Greenlee and what she was

01:16:54.369 --> 01:16:59.029
arrested for? Absolutely. So Karen Greenlee is

01:16:59.029 --> 01:17:01.569
actually one of the few known cases that people

01:17:01.569 --> 01:17:04.489
sometimes mention. She was a funeral home apprentice

01:17:04.489 --> 01:17:08.130
in California in the late 1970s. She actually

01:17:08.130 --> 01:17:11.090
did steal a hearse and she took liberties with

01:17:11.090 --> 01:17:14.109
the deceased body. That led to her being arrested

01:17:14.109 --> 01:17:17.050
and the case getting some media attention. But

01:17:17.050 --> 01:17:19.329
she's not exactly super famous in the mainstream

01:17:19.329 --> 01:17:21.810
sense, just one of those rare known examples.

01:17:22.369 --> 01:17:26.739
What else did she do? Yeah, so beyond that initial

01:17:26.739 --> 01:17:29.420
incident, what happened was Karen Greenlee actually

01:17:29.420 --> 01:17:32.140
wrote a pretty detailed letter kind of confessing

01:17:32.140 --> 01:17:35.180
to multiple acts of necrophilia. And she even

01:17:35.180 --> 01:17:37.199
talked about, you know, her fascination with

01:17:37.199 --> 01:17:39.520
death and the whole kind of subculture around

01:17:39.520 --> 01:17:42.119
it. So it became this kind of infamous case in

01:17:42.119 --> 01:17:44.340
certain circles. But it wasn't like she went

01:17:44.340 --> 01:17:46.319
on to do a lot more that was documented. It was

01:17:46.319 --> 01:17:48.619
really that one case that stood out and got some

01:17:48.619 --> 01:17:56.600
notoriety. That's what I thought. She was trying

01:17:56.600 --> 01:17:58.659
to play dumb. She's like, oh, I don't know. As

01:17:58.659 --> 01:18:05.380
we discussed earlier. Weird. You guys have any

01:18:05.380 --> 01:18:09.239
weird relationships that just never worked out?

01:18:09.300 --> 01:18:10.680
Like you tried to flirt with a girl and they

01:18:10.680 --> 01:18:13.819
just fucking fell apart immediately? I had one

01:18:13.819 --> 01:18:15.739
where I was flirting with this girl from the

01:18:15.739 --> 01:18:17.760
subway that I frequented by my house when I was

01:18:17.760 --> 01:18:21.779
younger. I was, I think, 17 or 18. No, I think,

01:18:21.840 --> 01:18:24.579
yeah, I was 18. and i would go to subway all

01:18:24.579 --> 01:18:28.579
the time and then she just goes hey and i go

01:18:28.579 --> 01:18:30.600
yeah what's up and like i thought she was cute

01:18:30.600 --> 01:18:32.560
and i was trying to like flirt with her she just

01:18:32.560 --> 01:18:36.340
goes i know you come in at this time so i made

01:18:36.340 --> 01:18:38.420
the sub for you like right before you came and

01:18:38.420 --> 01:18:40.720
i saw your car so i started making your sub and

01:18:40.720 --> 01:18:43.039
she just goes have a good day ralphie and i go

01:18:43.039 --> 01:18:48.720
what and she just goes yeah yeah ralphie's your

01:18:48.720 --> 01:18:52.520
name right and i go that's not even close. And

01:18:52.520 --> 01:18:54.939
she just goes, no, you're, you're, you're fucking

01:18:54.939 --> 01:18:57.119
me. Your name's Ralphie. I'm like, who the fuck

01:18:57.119 --> 01:19:00.479
was named? Who names their child? Ralphie. I'm

01:19:00.479 --> 01:19:04.399
like, my name is Tyler. She's like, Oh. And I'm

01:19:04.399 --> 01:19:07.199
like, I don't like that made me like lose everything

01:19:07.199 --> 01:19:09.939
for her. Like immediately. Like that. I feel

01:19:09.939 --> 01:19:11.979
like, I feel like that's worse than being called

01:19:11.979 --> 01:19:14.220
a different name during sex because like she

01:19:14.220 --> 01:19:17.319
was so confident that my name was Ralphie that

01:19:17.319 --> 01:19:23.460
I was like, oh, okay. I don't like this anymore.

01:19:23.600 --> 01:19:27.659
Was she hot? Yeah, she was cute. But that one

01:19:27.659 --> 01:19:30.680
was one that was ruined. And there was a girl

01:19:30.680 --> 01:19:33.920
in my high school that I was in love with my

01:19:33.920 --> 01:19:36.979
freshman year. And she wouldn't give me the time

01:19:36.979 --> 01:19:39.680
of day. And then one day I was like, oh, hey,

01:19:39.880 --> 01:19:43.159
I think that we should, you know, you want to

01:19:43.159 --> 01:19:49.180
go to homecoming with me? Okay. Oh, that would

01:19:49.180 --> 01:19:51.520
be the cat. Yeah. And I go, you want to go to

01:19:51.520 --> 01:19:53.800
homecoming with me? And she didn't just say no.

01:19:53.960 --> 01:19:57.060
She like brutally was like, why would I ever

01:19:57.060 --> 01:20:00.600
go to a dance with you? Like out of all people.

01:20:00.899 --> 01:20:05.579
Rejection. You? Damn. That's, no. Not even in

01:20:05.579 --> 01:20:07.880
your wildest dreams. And I'm like, a simple no

01:20:07.880 --> 01:20:12.479
would suffice. Wow. It was brutal. That was the

01:20:12.479 --> 01:20:16.010
worst like. like rejection I ever got. She like

01:20:16.010 --> 01:20:17.689
dressed me down. There was like 10 people around

01:20:17.689 --> 01:20:20.550
and she just dressed me down. Damn. And I was

01:20:20.550 --> 01:20:24.380
like, all right. If I didn't want to kill myself

01:20:24.380 --> 01:20:27.600
before, I do now. Was this before or after the

01:20:27.600 --> 01:20:30.279
closet incident? It was right around the same

01:20:30.279 --> 01:20:35.079
time. Now we know. Yeah, but I was like, Jesus.

01:20:35.079 --> 01:20:36.720
Have you talked about the closet incident on

01:20:36.720 --> 01:20:39.000
here? I think I have. I don't want to bring it

01:20:39.000 --> 01:20:40.920
up if you didn't. Yeah, I think I talked about

01:20:40.920 --> 01:20:45.500
the closet incident. You ever have anything along

01:20:45.500 --> 01:20:47.960
those lines? Very similar, dude. So there was

01:20:47.960 --> 01:20:51.369
a girl I liked in high school named... And she,

01:20:51.510 --> 01:20:54.750
dude, she had a beautiful face, right? And she

01:20:54.750 --> 01:20:56.869
smelled so good. She used to wear this perfume

01:20:56.869 --> 01:20:59.250
called Love Spell. And she had this little. You

01:20:59.250 --> 01:21:01.609
know the name of the perfume. Yes, yes. That's

01:21:01.609 --> 01:21:03.869
crazy. She had this little hatchback Geo Metro

01:21:03.869 --> 01:21:06.170
and I would sneak out of my house and she'd come

01:21:06.170 --> 01:21:09.250
pick me up and her whole car reeked of it. Like

01:21:09.250 --> 01:21:11.390
her pencils in school reeked of this perfume.

01:21:11.630 --> 01:21:13.789
It was like multiple perfumes together, but that

01:21:13.789 --> 01:21:16.569
was like one of them. And dude, I just like,

01:21:16.609 --> 01:21:18.829
I didn't like her at first because she was like

01:21:18.829 --> 01:21:24.340
fat. Right. And then she, uh, I went to a party,

01:21:24.380 --> 01:21:26.359
like the biggest party we had in high school.

01:21:26.739 --> 01:21:29.260
And I ended up riding in the back of a pickup

01:21:29.260 --> 01:21:31.479
truck bed to somebody else's house. First time

01:21:31.479 --> 01:21:35.399
I smoked weed and, uh, my, so I was hammered

01:21:35.399 --> 01:21:38.640
and I was fucking high. So you crossed. I was

01:21:38.640 --> 01:21:41.420
crossed. And my buddy, my buddy was videotaping

01:21:41.420 --> 01:21:43.659
me. Right. And everybody in school knew that

01:21:43.659 --> 01:21:45.659
like, we kind of had like a thing going on. Like

01:21:45.659 --> 01:21:47.600
we kind of liked each other. I really liked her,

01:21:47.619 --> 01:21:49.960
but she was just a little too fat for me. And

01:21:49.960 --> 01:21:53.039
he's like, yeah, but yeah, but I did. I really

01:21:53.039 --> 01:21:55.039
like, I had a thing for her, but it was like,

01:21:55.100 --> 01:21:57.180
I was just like, ah, she's just, you know, a

01:21:57.180 --> 01:22:00.539
little too big. But, um, he's like videotaping

01:22:00.539 --> 01:22:03.020
me. He's like, Hey Dan, what do you, what do

01:22:03.020 --> 01:22:06.659
you think of Sammy P? Right. And I go, she's

01:22:06.659 --> 01:22:14.180
fat dude yes dude he fucking showed it to everybody

01:22:14.180 --> 01:22:18.399
dude and so i'm still friends with this girl

01:22:18.399 --> 01:22:22.859
but dude she she lost so much weight and she

01:22:22.859 --> 01:22:26.859
got so fucking hot right and this was like this

01:22:26.859 --> 01:22:30.300
is so you ruined this bitch yeah yeah dude and

01:22:30.300 --> 01:22:33.260
she um i forget exactly how it played out but

01:22:33.260 --> 01:22:36.109
i was kind of hoping to go to prom with her.

01:22:36.409 --> 01:22:39.270
Did not work out. No dude. And she had, she had

01:22:39.270 --> 01:22:43.409
gotten hot and she was like, I said, prom is

01:22:43.409 --> 01:22:47.369
what grade? I had mine in 11th. Oh, okay. Okay.

01:22:47.430 --> 01:22:50.750
So that would make sense. So she had gotten hot

01:22:50.750 --> 01:22:53.449
and I was hoping to go to prom with her. And

01:22:53.449 --> 01:22:56.890
I asked her and she's like, you're just too short.

01:22:57.649 --> 01:23:01.210
And I was like, fuck bro. And then when you,

01:23:01.229 --> 01:23:03.699
when you can't have something, Like, that's all

01:23:03.699 --> 01:23:05.859
you want. She wants you more. Yeah, dude. And

01:23:05.859 --> 01:23:08.720
she's just like, oh, God. Here, I'll show you.

01:23:08.720 --> 01:23:11.539
At least she was shallow back. Right, right.

01:23:11.600 --> 01:23:13.439
So I deserve that in every way, shape, or form.

01:23:14.020 --> 01:23:15.880
It's like you deserve it, but it's still like,

01:23:15.880 --> 01:23:18.800
fuck. It's still fucking suck, yeah. Because

01:23:18.800 --> 01:23:23.220
it's like, I thought it was like a given. Like,

01:23:23.220 --> 01:23:26.899
we're going to prom together. Yeah, so my prom,

01:23:26.979 --> 01:23:30.119
I went alone, right? And there's this girl who

01:23:30.119 --> 01:23:34.199
was a bigger girl at the time. Uh, let me get

01:23:34.199 --> 01:23:37.600
closer to Mike. Sorry. I lean back. Um, but there,

01:23:37.680 --> 01:23:40.039
it was, she was a bigger girl at the time and,

01:23:40.140 --> 01:23:42.000
uh, she didn't, she didn't go with anybody. I'm

01:23:42.000 --> 01:23:43.399
like, I don't have anybody to walk out with.

01:23:43.399 --> 01:23:44.659
Cause they did like this whole like thing where

01:23:44.659 --> 01:23:46.680
like you walked out with a person. She looks

01:23:46.680 --> 01:23:49.239
sad. So I'm like, Hey, I'll walk you out. I don't

01:23:49.239 --> 01:23:51.640
got anybody to go with. Like if you're cool with

01:23:51.640 --> 01:23:53.699
that, she's like, yeah. So we walked out together.

01:23:53.840 --> 01:23:55.699
She was like super happy. Like we did a couple

01:23:55.699 --> 01:23:58.399
of dances together, fucking three years down

01:23:58.399 --> 01:24:00.819
the line when I was freshly graduated high school.

01:24:00.859 --> 01:24:03.430
I just got. I just got out of a relationship

01:24:03.430 --> 01:24:05.310
with the girl I was dating, like right after

01:24:05.310 --> 01:24:10.170
that. She, I saw her on my Instagram and I'm

01:24:10.170 --> 01:24:11.430
like, oh, I haven't talked to you in forever.

01:24:11.550 --> 01:24:13.390
She got, she lost a shit ton of weight, like

01:24:13.390 --> 01:24:16.229
all that. And I'm like, hey, I wasn't even trying

01:24:16.229 --> 01:24:17.649
to like flirt with her. I was just like, hey,

01:24:17.729 --> 01:24:19.489
like what's going on? I haven't talked to you

01:24:19.489 --> 01:24:21.529
in a while, like type thing. And she just goes,

01:24:21.689 --> 01:24:24.270
oh, are you going to shoot your shot now? Oh,

01:24:24.270 --> 01:24:26.729
you're going to, you're going to try to, you're

01:24:26.729 --> 01:24:27.810
going to try to flirt with me now. You're going

01:24:27.810 --> 01:24:30.869
to like try to get with me now. I'm like, not.

01:24:31.260 --> 01:24:33.020
particularly i wasn't i was just trying to say

01:24:33.020 --> 01:24:37.979
hi and she just goes yeah try yeah i uh not into

01:24:37.979 --> 01:24:41.840
that yeah so um i'm like i was the only one who

01:24:41.840 --> 01:24:44.659
was fucking nice to you i took it i took you

01:24:44.659 --> 01:24:47.819
to prom when you were alone like jesus and i'm

01:24:47.819 --> 01:24:50.460
like even if i wanted to like date you Like at

01:24:50.460 --> 01:24:52.359
this point, like what the fuck's wrong with you?

01:24:52.399 --> 01:24:54.979
I was the only one that was nice to you. And

01:24:54.979 --> 01:24:57.739
now you're being a bitch to me. Like I hate when

01:24:57.739 --> 01:24:59.420
shit like that happens. Like when you're specifically

01:24:59.420 --> 01:25:01.840
nice to somebody and then when they get like

01:25:01.840 --> 01:25:03.479
quote unquote better, are they better themselves?

01:25:03.680 --> 01:25:05.699
They're like, fuck you. I'm like, what the, I

01:25:05.699 --> 01:25:08.810
was the only, I was nice to you. Oh my God. Like,

01:25:08.810 --> 01:25:10.350
I'm like, I don't even want to, like, I wasn't

01:25:10.350 --> 01:25:11.989
even trying to, like, there's no ulterior motives.

01:25:12.069 --> 01:25:13.989
I just wanted to, like, be like, hey, how you

01:25:13.989 --> 01:25:16.810
doing? I saw, like, congrats on, like, losing

01:25:16.810 --> 01:25:18.170
all, like, the weight and stuff. Like, you look

01:25:18.170 --> 01:25:20.750
great. Like, not even, like, in, like. Congratulations

01:25:20.750 --> 01:25:25.189
on not being fat anymore. But, like, you could

01:25:25.189 --> 01:25:26.609
tell that she, like, worked on it. And I was

01:25:26.609 --> 01:25:29.449
going to be like, yo, good job. Like, you did

01:25:29.449 --> 01:25:31.729
a good job, like, type thing. It takes, like,

01:25:31.729 --> 01:25:33.369
effort. It's not, like, it just doesn't just

01:25:33.369 --> 01:25:36.569
happen. And then she's like, fuck you. And I'm

01:25:36.569 --> 01:25:39.869
like. All right, go fuck yourself then. I shouldn't

01:25:39.869 --> 01:25:43.470
have took you to prom, cunt. Wow. Damn. What

01:25:43.470 --> 01:25:48.130
a coont. That's fucked up, man. Damn. All right,

01:25:48.170 --> 01:25:52.189
gentlemen. Let's get to a game of Jeopardy. All

01:25:52.189 --> 01:25:58.250
right. This isn't going to work. I guarantee

01:25:58.250 --> 01:26:00.649
the thing. Oh, does it work? Yeah, it works.

01:26:00.829 --> 01:26:13.050
Wow. Welcome back to Jeopardy. Here with your

01:26:13.050 --> 01:26:17.029
nearly 20 -time winner, Dan, the vitamin man.

01:26:17.189 --> 01:26:20.529
Oh, yeah. What happened since I was born? Dan

01:26:20.529 --> 01:26:24.029
won 20 times. That's what fucking happened. 37

01:26:24.029 --> 01:26:30.689
-time winner, Tyler. All right. The loser of

01:26:30.689 --> 01:26:35.810
this Jeopardy has to get a shooter. Get the fucking

01:26:35.810 --> 01:26:39.159
shooter. We got two shooters for you. Oh, my

01:26:39.159 --> 01:26:43.340
God. Look at that. Shooter. I'm going to the

01:26:43.340 --> 01:26:48.560
gym after this. I'll take one on my stairs. Fucking

01:26:48.560 --> 01:26:59.720
Tito sucks. Fucking... Is there any musical ones

01:26:59.720 --> 01:27:04.000
I need my headphones for this time? No, I don't

01:27:04.000 --> 01:27:08.550
think so. All right. Categories today. Largest

01:27:08.550 --> 01:27:13.909
cities. Lady Antebellum. I can't do that one.

01:27:14.010 --> 01:27:18.689
Larry, Moe, or Curly. Two letter abbreviations.

01:27:19.130 --> 01:27:24.630
The space race. It happened on Halloween and

01:27:24.630 --> 01:27:30.670
the last episodes. Dan, you won last time. Let's

01:27:30.670 --> 01:27:34.329
do two word abbreviations. Two letter abbreviations.

01:27:35.819 --> 01:27:40.260
Two letter abbreviations. 200. Tiesto and Darude

01:27:40.260 --> 01:27:42.739
are examples of this kind of musician. What are

01:27:42.739 --> 01:27:48.239
DJs? I was going to say ADM. That's only two.

01:27:50.520 --> 01:27:52.539
Gladiator is baseball? What the fuck is that?

01:27:52.720 --> 01:27:55.739
It's a fucking softball team or something. Dance

01:27:55.739 --> 01:28:00.399
pig. Let's do two word abbreviations. Two letter.

01:28:00.579 --> 01:28:04.399
Two letter abbreviations for 600. Or is it an

01:28:04.399 --> 01:28:13.380
800? Let's do an 800. 800. I'll freely tell you

01:28:13.380 --> 01:28:15.819
that this is a computer's address on the internet.

01:28:16.100 --> 01:28:20.000
What is an IP? You gotta say what it stands for.

01:28:20.840 --> 01:28:26.619
What is the... Can I? What is internet protocol?

01:28:27.359 --> 01:28:31.500
Wait, wait. They're known as... So, the DJs.

01:28:32.840 --> 01:28:36.380
Disc jockey. It's a disc jockey. Oh, yeah. You're

01:28:36.380 --> 01:28:38.859
supposed to say the full name. Oh, okay. Well,

01:28:38.899 --> 01:28:41.800
I said it. Disc jockey. It's a disc jockey. So

01:28:41.800 --> 01:28:43.939
internet protocol. I think Dan got that. Yeah.

01:28:44.399 --> 01:28:49.119
Dan's pick. Let's do two letter abbreviations

01:28:49.119 --> 01:28:54.079
for 600. 600. Also known as consumption. Doc

01:28:54.079 --> 01:28:56.420
Holliday. What is tuberculosis? Fuck! Oh, my

01:28:56.420 --> 01:29:00.920
God. Dude, you're just a second sooner. You're

01:29:00.920 --> 01:29:06.720
a second sooner than me. Fuck. Damn, Dan. Dan's

01:29:06.720 --> 01:29:12.199
pick. Let's do, we got a 400. 400. Each side

01:29:12.199 --> 01:29:14.859
of this type of vinyl record could hold. What

01:29:14.859 --> 01:29:19.359
is an LP and an EP? Long play and an extended

01:29:19.359 --> 01:29:27.220
play. Long play, yes. Dan's pick. Is there a

01:29:27.220 --> 01:29:31.119
200? We already did 200, right? 1 ,000. Let's

01:29:31.119 --> 01:29:33.850
do 1 ,000. Thousand. If you have a computer problem

01:29:33.850 --> 01:29:35.850
at work, you may need to call this department.

01:29:36.289 --> 01:29:42.829
What is IT for? Oh, shit. Information technology.

01:29:43.229 --> 01:29:46.989
Yes. How do you not know this? Yeah, I was like,

01:29:47.090 --> 01:29:51.409
fuck. Dan, you got Florida City's Lady Antebellum,

01:29:51.609 --> 01:29:56.840
Larry Curlier Moe, The Space Race. Happened on

01:29:56.840 --> 01:29:59.699
Halloween and last episodes. Let's do the space

01:29:59.699 --> 01:30:03.119
race for... Let's do a thousand. Fucking just

01:30:03.119 --> 01:30:09.060
fucking cooking. A thousand. Dezeek and Tysgan

01:30:09.060 --> 01:30:12.420
became the first of these in the space when the

01:30:12.420 --> 01:30:16.439
Soviets launched them. What are cosmonauts? No.

01:30:16.600 --> 01:30:19.640
Oh, well, finish the question. Became the first

01:30:19.640 --> 01:30:22.399
of these in space when the Soviets first launched

01:30:22.399 --> 01:30:28.939
them in 1951. What are satellites? No. Whatever.

01:30:29.199 --> 01:30:31.880
Say it again. The question. Uh, the Zeke and

01:30:31.880 --> 01:30:35.239
ties can became the first of these in space when

01:30:35.239 --> 01:30:40.239
the Soviets launched them in 1951. What are monkeys?

01:30:41.159 --> 01:30:46.899
Oh no. I'm going to stop. That would be dogs.

01:30:47.300 --> 01:30:49.659
Ah, I'm going to say, but what have you said?

01:30:49.680 --> 01:30:52.449
Animals that have counted. I don't think so.

01:30:52.449 --> 01:30:55.810
Maybe, but he didn't, so. I said dogs. DevPeg.

01:30:55.850 --> 01:30:58.609
We got roasted on that one. Yeah, we said monkeys.

01:30:58.649 --> 01:31:02.250
They said fucking dogs. Let's do the space one

01:31:02.250 --> 01:31:06.789
for 800. 800. Also the name of a zodiac sign.

01:31:06.949 --> 01:31:10.409
This U .S. program tested space flight and prepared.

01:31:10.649 --> 01:31:14.130
What is Gemini? Astronauts for Apollo. Yes. Nice.

01:31:15.069 --> 01:31:17.210
There's a lot of them, though, that are. Let's

01:31:17.210 --> 01:31:21.729
do last episodes. No. I think it's just Gemini.

01:31:22.170 --> 01:31:25.750
Uh, what? Last episodes. Last episodes. 200.

01:31:26.510 --> 01:31:29.210
Don't Stop Believin' played out this HBO drama.

01:31:29.529 --> 01:31:34.750
What is it? Sopranos. Yes. Nice. That's a weird

01:31:34.750 --> 01:31:37.130
ending. Like, how it just cuts to black. So you

01:31:37.130 --> 01:31:39.670
don't... Did he die? Did it just cut to black?

01:31:40.069 --> 01:31:43.109
So they bring him into that room, right? No,

01:31:43.270 --> 01:31:44.949
it was at a restaurant. Like, it was at, like,

01:31:44.970 --> 01:31:48.310
a diner. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm

01:31:48.310 --> 01:31:49.550
thinking of the scene where they kill the guy.

01:31:49.689 --> 01:31:54.409
Yeah, yeah. Let's continue on that one. 400.

01:31:54.550 --> 01:31:59.270
This 2019 fantasy epic closed with Bran Stark

01:31:59.270 --> 01:32:02.510
crowned king to mixed reactions. What is Game

01:32:02.510 --> 01:32:10.920
of Thrones? Yes. Tyler's pick. We'll continue

01:32:10.920 --> 01:32:15.539
on this. 600. The final episode of this 90s sitcom

01:32:15.539 --> 01:32:18.539
found its four main characters ending up in prison.

01:32:18.840 --> 01:32:23.119
What is Seinfeld? Yeah. They steal the love of

01:32:23.119 --> 01:32:32.100
Brad Pitt. Dan's big. Let's do... Give me some

01:32:32.100 --> 01:32:34.640
of the other categories. Largest Cities, Lady

01:32:34.640 --> 01:32:38.260
Antebellum, Larry Mower Curly. Let's do Larry

01:32:38.260 --> 01:32:40.520
Mower Curly for 200 and see what this is about.

01:32:40.779 --> 01:32:44.020
200. I think that's just the name. The bartender's

01:32:44.020 --> 01:32:47.680
been voiced by Hank Azera on The Simpsons. What

01:32:47.680 --> 01:32:52.619
is Moe? Yes. Or who is Moe? Yep. The last episodes

01:32:52.619 --> 01:32:57.859
again. 800. The final episode of this drama series

01:32:57.859 --> 01:33:02.000
was titled Felina in reference to three periodic

01:33:02.000 --> 01:33:08.720
elements. Iron... What is Breaking Bad? I don't

01:33:08.720 --> 01:33:11.140
know if it's fucking... I feel like I'm hitting

01:33:11.140 --> 01:33:17.760
it faster. Dan's pick. Let's do Mole, Curly,

01:33:17.800 --> 01:33:22.819
whatever the fuck that is. Let's do 400. 400.

01:33:23.479 --> 01:33:26.460
On VeggieTales, he's the cucumber best friend.

01:33:26.500 --> 01:33:34.979
What is Larry? Who is Larry? Yes. We'll do last

01:33:34.979 --> 01:33:38.920
episodes for a thousand. A thousand. In this

01:33:38.920 --> 01:33:43.779
Island Mysteries 2010 finale. What is lost? Fuck.

01:33:43.979 --> 01:33:48.340
Fuck you. I was so fucking close to hitting that.

01:33:49.079 --> 01:33:54.359
Fuck. At island, I should have just hit it. Yeah,

01:33:54.359 --> 01:33:56.359
no, I know. That's what it sucks about. See,

01:33:56.439 --> 01:33:57.840
in real Jeopardy, you couldn't do that, though.

01:33:57.880 --> 01:34:01.979
You have to wait until it finishes. So that's

01:34:01.979 --> 01:34:03.880
where we kind of fucking don't follow the rules.

01:34:05.060 --> 01:34:09.119
Let's do the Larry Moe and Curly one. 600. Popular

01:34:09.119 --> 01:34:12.180
name for Coach Lambeau, founder of the Green

01:34:12.180 --> 01:34:19.920
Bay Packers. Who's Curly? Yes. What are the other

01:34:19.920 --> 01:34:24.100
categories? Largest Cities, Lady Antebellum,

01:34:24.140 --> 01:34:26.920
The Space Race, and It Happened on Halloween.

01:34:27.220 --> 01:34:30.300
Let's do Halloween. Halloween for $200. On this

01:34:30.300 --> 01:34:34.119
day in 1941, construction on this landmark in

01:34:34.119 --> 01:34:38.220
the Dakota Black Hills was completed. Was it

01:34:38.220 --> 01:34:42.100
Mount Rushmore? Yes! Allie Mack would have been

01:34:42.100 --> 01:34:53.399
like, no, no, no, no! 400. On this day in 1922,

01:34:53.640 --> 01:34:56.699
this leader was made Prime Minister of Italy.

01:34:57.579 --> 01:35:03.779
Who was Mussolini? Yes. It was Halloween? I guess.

01:35:06.180 --> 01:35:10.939
Let's do the Halloween one. 600. This capital

01:35:10.939 --> 01:35:15.319
Nevada city was officially founded October 31st.

01:35:16.529 --> 01:35:22.090
1864. What is Reno? Nevada? Reno. No. Oh, shit.

01:35:23.050 --> 01:35:29.609
The same day Nevada became a U .S. state. What

01:35:29.609 --> 01:35:34.310
is Las Vegas? Oh, no. I don't know any other

01:35:34.310 --> 01:35:38.569
cities in fucking Nevada. It'd be Carson City.

01:35:39.149 --> 01:35:41.609
I didn't think that was the capital. Yeah, it's

01:35:41.609 --> 01:35:44.489
the capital. I thought Reno was too. I was going

01:35:44.489 --> 01:35:50.140
to say Reno. Huh. Yeah. Uh, Dan's pick. Uh, let's

01:35:50.140 --> 01:35:51.899
do the Halloween one. What's the score, by the

01:35:51.899 --> 01:35:55.260
way? 800. Tyler's got 200. Dan's got 4 ,200.

01:35:55.680 --> 01:35:58.979
Holy shit. Yeah, I lost those 2 ,000s. Yeah,

01:35:59.100 --> 01:36:00.779
that's why I was like, I gotta stay away from

01:36:00.779 --> 01:36:05.659
that one. Uh, 800. In 1926, this legendary magician

01:36:05.659 --> 01:36:08.779
died after complications. That's fucking, ah,

01:36:09.020 --> 01:36:11.859
I should've known that. Houdini, yes. That was

01:36:11.859 --> 01:36:17.239
fucking easy. Damn. Daniel? Is there any Halloween

01:36:17.239 --> 01:36:21.840
ones up? Yeah. Thousand. This first female prime

01:36:21.840 --> 01:36:25.020
minister of the UK resigned on October 31st,

01:36:25.039 --> 01:36:30.939
1990. Oh, what the fuck's her name? I'm not going

01:36:30.939 --> 01:36:34.680
to say it. Oh, what the fuck's her name? Oh,

01:36:34.680 --> 01:36:39.550
God. Who is Margaret Thatcher? Oh! I was trying

01:36:39.550 --> 01:36:41.149
to fucking think of the name. I couldn't think

01:36:41.149 --> 01:36:42.869
of the name. I'm going to play Runaway by Kanye

01:36:42.869 --> 01:36:46.449
West for you. I was afraid to say it because

01:36:46.449 --> 01:36:48.369
I'm like, I think I know, but I don't know if

01:36:48.369 --> 01:36:51.869
she's American. Dan, you got a runaway. You got

01:36:51.869 --> 01:36:55.489
Larger Cities, Lady Antebellum, Larry Moe Curley,

01:36:55.489 --> 01:36:58.770
or The Space Race. That sucks. Let's do The Space

01:36:58.770 --> 01:37:05.130
Race. What are we on? 200. Yeah, let's do 200.

01:37:05.229 --> 01:37:08.939
Fuck it. 200. This U .S. agency was created in

01:37:08.939 --> 01:37:11.220
1958. What is NASA? The National Air and Space

01:37:11.220 --> 01:37:19.500
Administration. Oh, yeah. Damn. Damn. You're

01:37:19.500 --> 01:37:22.159
just faster on the buzzer today. I don't know.

01:37:22.420 --> 01:37:25.760
I think you put some chemicals in that coffee.

01:37:26.460 --> 01:37:37.489
Damn. Let's do the space one for 600. For 600.

01:37:38.590 --> 01:37:45.630
Danny got 6 ,200. I'm fucked. I'll do... I have

01:37:45.630 --> 01:37:53.010
200, Dan. Just fucking... I'll do 1 ,000. 1 ,000,

01:37:53.010 --> 01:37:54.890
that's it? Alright. I don't think there's any

01:37:54.890 --> 01:37:58.590
way I can catch up. 1 ,000. While Neil and Buzz

01:37:58.590 --> 01:38:01.369
walked on the moon, he remained in orbit aboard

01:38:01.369 --> 01:38:10.609
Apollo 11's command module. Fuck. Fuck, dude.

01:38:11.489 --> 01:38:14.850
Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin. While Neil and Buzz

01:38:14.850 --> 01:38:17.729
walked on the moon, he remained in orbit aboard

01:38:17.729 --> 01:38:21.970
Apollo 11's command module. Neil Armstrong, Buzz

01:38:21.970 --> 01:38:28.569
Aldrin, and Grissom. Who's Grissom? Oh, no. That'd

01:38:28.569 --> 01:38:34.569
be Michael Collins. Oh. That's fine. Who's Grissom?

01:38:34.689 --> 01:38:36.569
Who was Grissom? I don't know. I've never heard

01:38:36.569 --> 01:38:43.630
of that. Hold on a sec. Who is Grissom associated

01:38:43.630 --> 01:38:47.949
with the space program? You're probably thinking

01:38:47.949 --> 01:38:50.609
of Gus Grissom. He was one of the original NASA

01:38:50.609 --> 01:38:53.829
Mercury 7 astronauts and a key figure in the

01:38:53.829 --> 01:38:56.510
early US space program. Why is she fucking always

01:38:56.510 --> 01:39:20.109
talking down? Space one for Let's do maybe I

01:39:20.109 --> 01:39:21.829
can win back half what I lost. Let's do it. No,

01:39:21.890 --> 01:39:24.529
let's do you know a thousand fuck it There's

01:39:24.529 --> 01:39:27.869
genuinely no wagon even when you do that. Alright,

01:39:27.989 --> 01:39:31.350
the Mariner 10 probe also made observations of

01:39:31.350 --> 01:39:34.850
Venus as it flew by on its way towards this planet,

01:39:35.050 --> 01:39:38.670
its primary mission objective. What is Mars?

01:39:39.529 --> 01:39:42.890
He says, what is Mars? I don't know, that would

01:39:42.890 --> 01:39:46.470
be Mercury. Oh, really? Fuck. It's one of those

01:39:46.470 --> 01:39:48.810
M planets. Those Daily Doubles fucked me, huh?

01:39:49.250 --> 01:39:51.689
Not too bad. Dan, you got Largest Cities, Lady

01:39:51.689 --> 01:39:58.619
Antebellum, Larry Moerkerl. Let's do Lady Antebellum.

01:39:59.539 --> 01:40:04.079
For $200. As a teenager, she helped the Lewis

01:40:04.079 --> 01:40:07.699
and Clark expedition reach the Sacagawea. Yes.

01:40:09.079 --> 01:40:10.779
Oh, I thought you were talking about the hardest.

01:40:11.380 --> 01:40:19.060
Oh, no. Let's do Lady Antebellum for $400. $400.

01:40:19.640 --> 01:40:23.979
Dolly Madison saved the Lansdowne portrait of

01:40:23.979 --> 01:40:27.020
Washington from this federal building as it burned

01:40:27.020 --> 01:40:32.119
down in 1814. Where's the White House? Yes. Damn.

01:40:36.079 --> 01:40:39.460
Don't give up, bro. There's literally statistically

01:40:39.460 --> 01:40:44.479
no way. There actually is. There's still all

01:40:44.479 --> 01:40:48.399
three $800 questions and $3 ,000 questions left.

01:40:49.770 --> 01:40:53.470
Lady Antebellum for, what are we on? 600 or 800?

01:40:53.670 --> 01:40:58.810
600. Born Isabella Bomfrey, this honest lady

01:40:58.810 --> 01:41:03.109
famously asked, ain't I a woman at 1851 convention?

01:41:03.890 --> 01:41:14.869
What is the Geneva Convention? No. Oh, oh, oh,

01:41:14.869 --> 01:41:20.020
oh, fuck. No, it was in Geneva, New York. What

01:41:20.020 --> 01:41:21.680
is... Oh, I'm not going to say it. It's the Women's

01:41:21.680 --> 01:41:23.020
Rights Convention. I can't think of the name

01:41:23.020 --> 01:41:28.500
of it. No. That'd be Sojourner Truth. Oh. Oh,

01:41:28.600 --> 01:41:31.260
it was the person. Yep, it was the person. Oh,

01:41:31.279 --> 01:41:34.020
I wouldn't know that. The Geneva Convention is

01:41:34.020 --> 01:41:36.020
a war thing. Yes, it is. Yeah, that was in World

01:41:36.020 --> 01:41:37.840
War I. But the Women's Rights thing was in Geneva,

01:41:37.899 --> 01:41:41.520
New York. Right? Yeah. Okay. What was that called?

01:41:41.960 --> 01:41:45.529
Dude. Geneva Convention. Was it? No. No, the

01:41:45.529 --> 01:41:48.850
Geneva Conference was the... Women's rights thing?

01:41:49.010 --> 01:41:52.649
No, that was the war thing. Oh. Yeah. Geneva

01:41:52.649 --> 01:41:56.109
Convention was the fucking war thing. Are you

01:41:56.109 --> 01:41:59.970
retarded? Yeah, I think because they say, oh,

01:42:00.010 --> 01:42:01.689
it's against the Geneva Convention. Yes, you

01:42:01.689 --> 01:42:06.090
fucking idiot. I might be retarded. All right.

01:42:07.079 --> 01:42:09.520
Same category for the next one. Lady Antebellum,

01:42:09.520 --> 01:42:12.479
800, known as the Conductor of the Underground

01:42:12.479 --> 01:42:20.000
Railroad. Yes. Nice. I guess we'll finish off

01:42:20.000 --> 01:42:28.039
this goddamn category. For 1 ,000. You got 1

01:42:28.039 --> 01:42:31.460
,000. You can wager 1 ,000. Fuck. That's 1 ,000,

01:42:31.479 --> 01:42:35.880
I guess. Whatever. 1000. This First Lady, wife

01:42:35.880 --> 01:42:39.100
of the nation's third president, died before

01:42:39.100 --> 01:42:42.319
he took office, but left behind a legacy of letters

01:42:42.319 --> 01:42:45.960
showing her sharp intellect and strong will.

01:42:46.399 --> 01:42:49.920
Shares a name with the nation's first First Lady.

01:42:53.659 --> 01:43:12.899
I know it's Martha. The third First Lady. Martha

01:43:12.899 --> 01:43:17.659
Jefferson. Correct. Nice. Damn. That was a good

01:43:17.659 --> 01:43:21.699
one. I was like, it's either Jefferson. I'm like,

01:43:21.819 --> 01:43:33.260
eh. What are the other categories? It's the biggest

01:43:33.260 --> 01:43:38.119
city in something else, right? Where did my fucking

01:43:38.119 --> 01:43:42.319
Jeopardy board go here? Just disappeared. Oh,

01:43:42.399 --> 01:43:52.979
there it is. You got Largest Cities and Larry

01:43:52.979 --> 01:43:59.800
Mower Curly. 800. This was another nickname for

01:43:59.800 --> 01:44:03.140
Crazy Horse, a Native American Sioux leader who

01:44:03.140 --> 01:44:19.770
fought against U .S. imperialism. Anyone? It

01:44:19.770 --> 01:44:25.170
could be Moe. That would be Curly. I'm glad I

01:44:25.170 --> 01:44:30.930
didn't buzz in for that. Tyler Spick. Yeah, 1

01:44:30.930 --> 01:44:34.149
,000. First name of one of the co -founders of

01:44:34.149 --> 01:44:43.170
Google. Oh, sorry. Larry. Larry. Yes. Larry Page?

01:44:43.430 --> 01:44:49.100
Or what is it? Yeah, Larry Page. That's right.

01:44:49.439 --> 01:44:51.779
I didn't even know that. I thought it was just

01:44:51.779 --> 01:44:56.619
fucking Bill Gates, the fucking pedophile. No,

01:44:56.720 --> 01:45:01.380
that's Microsoft. Oh, Google. I was thinking

01:45:01.380 --> 01:45:05.340
Microsoft. I was like, Bill Gates? Death Pig,

01:45:05.420 --> 01:45:08.880
you got Larger Cities. That's it? Yeah. Let's

01:45:08.880 --> 01:45:12.239
do Larger Cities. Let's see how bad this is.

01:45:12.359 --> 01:45:15.380
Let's start at 200. 200, the largest cities in

01:45:15.380 --> 01:45:18.760
South Carolina and West Virginia share this name.

01:45:19.020 --> 01:45:35.819
Also a dance. 400, prior to 1930, this largest

01:45:35.819 --> 01:45:39.359
Turkish city and cultural hub. What is Istanbul?

01:45:39.800 --> 01:45:50.340
Istanbul. Alright, 600. This largest city in

01:45:50.340 --> 01:45:54.060
Alberta was named for a Scottish castle on the

01:45:54.060 --> 01:46:01.859
island of Mull. Fuck if I know. I'm not from

01:46:01.859 --> 01:46:07.539
Canada. Say it again. This largest city in Alberta

01:46:07.539 --> 01:46:11.020
was named for a Scottish castle on the island

01:46:11.020 --> 01:46:18.920
of Mull. It's Alberta. It was Calgary. Oh, really?

01:46:19.100 --> 01:46:23.920
Calgary? Is the name after a castle? No. Damn,

01:46:24.000 --> 01:46:28.239
for 800. The largest city in northern Italy is

01:46:28.239 --> 01:46:32.020
also the capital of the country's Lombardy region.

01:46:35.720 --> 01:46:42.460
Say it again. Largest city in northern Italy.

01:46:43.000 --> 01:46:46.270
It's also the capital of... Lombardi region.

01:46:46.670 --> 01:46:49.689
Lombardi? But it's not the capital of the country.

01:46:49.689 --> 01:46:54.909
What are the scores? Dan's got 4 ,600. Todd's

01:46:54.909 --> 01:47:07.289
got 2 ,200. 2 ,200. What is Venice? Oh, no. I'm

01:47:07.289 --> 01:47:09.750
not answering. What's the other one? I was thinking

01:47:09.750 --> 01:47:14.970
Rome. Was it Rome? All right, that was Mulan.

01:47:15.069 --> 01:47:19.250
Fuck. Mulan? Yeah, I'm not a... Mulan, isn't

01:47:19.250 --> 01:47:22.510
that a derogatory term in Italian? I thought

01:47:22.510 --> 01:47:25.029
it was Mulan. Oh, M -I. Yeah. Mulan means, like,

01:47:25.090 --> 01:47:28.289
a black person. Mulan is fucking the Disney princess.

01:47:28.909 --> 01:47:31.770
Right, but in Italian it means, like... Black

01:47:31.770 --> 01:47:33.510
person. Black, yeah. Really? Because that has

01:47:33.510 --> 01:47:36.350
to do with, like, eggplant. Oh. That's fucking

01:47:36.350 --> 01:47:43.029
stupid. Uh, 4 ,000. Hold on a sec. Thousand,

01:47:43.029 --> 01:47:45.430
this capital and largest city of a Caribbean

01:47:45.430 --> 01:47:49.130
island country is located just 90 miles from

01:47:49.130 --> 01:47:55.949
Key West, Florida. God, there's so many of them.

01:47:56.010 --> 01:47:58.229
This capital and largest city of a Caribbean

01:47:58.229 --> 01:48:01.390
island country is located just 90 miles from

01:48:01.390 --> 01:48:09.590
Key West, Florida. Oh, fuck. Dude, it's going

01:48:09.590 --> 01:48:12.449
to be fucking Saint something. Because it's like,

01:48:12.489 --> 01:48:15.510
that's what they all are. It's like, St. Paul,

01:48:15.689 --> 01:48:20.550
St. Martin. I'm just going to go out on a limb.

01:48:21.930 --> 01:48:25.890
What is Havana? Oh, Havana, yes. Oh, shit. Nice.

01:48:27.550 --> 01:48:30.250
I was like, I'm just going to go out on a limb.

01:48:30.550 --> 01:48:32.609
Wait, so say the question again. Havana? I thought

01:48:32.609 --> 01:48:34.630
that was Cuba. The capital and largest city of

01:48:34.630 --> 01:48:38.750
a Caribbean island country. Cuba's Caribbean?

01:48:39.029 --> 01:48:42.600
Yes. Wow. I just remember that. I never considered

01:48:42.600 --> 01:48:45.020
it. All right, pretty close. Tyler's got 3 ,200.

01:48:45.220 --> 01:48:49.640
Dan's got 3 ,800. Wow. I just remember that because

01:48:49.640 --> 01:48:53.300
when I was on the cruise, we went past Cuba.

01:48:54.619 --> 01:48:56.880
And I'm like, I guess it's in the Caribbean.

01:49:01.199 --> 01:49:04.460
Tyler's got 3 ,200. Dan's got 3 ,800. What's

01:49:04.460 --> 01:49:15.090
the category? Let's just say currency. Currency?

01:49:15.250 --> 01:50:09.770
Yeah. You got your wagers question is name one

01:50:09.770 --> 01:50:13.310
of the two US states depicting musical instruments

01:50:13.310 --> 01:50:20.109
on their state quarters To the US states one

01:50:20.109 --> 01:50:23.090
of the two US states depicting musical instruments

01:50:23.090 --> 01:50:45.239
on their state quarters What did you say? Well,

01:50:45.260 --> 01:50:47.979
it's one out of two. Name one out of two. Name

01:50:47.979 --> 01:50:53.579
one out of two? Yeah. I thought you meant both.

01:50:54.479 --> 01:50:58.300
No. Can I say both? And if I get one right, it's

01:50:58.300 --> 01:51:02.619
good? You have to give one. What if I get two?

01:51:03.819 --> 01:51:05.979
Then you're just an overachiever. You have to

01:51:05.979 --> 01:51:14.289
say one of the two? Yeah. I was thinking one

01:51:14.289 --> 01:51:20.130
of these two states had to have it. I'm still

01:51:20.130 --> 01:51:24.250
thinking. I mean, the response would have to

01:51:24.250 --> 01:51:28.569
be one answer. One of the two. That has a musical

01:51:28.569 --> 01:52:00.109
instrument. Yeah. Fuck, dude. Really? I would

01:52:00.109 --> 01:52:03.010
have been wrong on that one. No shit. I'm happy

01:52:03.010 --> 01:52:07.670
I chose the other one. That's shocking. I figured

01:52:07.670 --> 01:52:14.369
that that would be... Huh. Crazy. Whatever. I'm

01:52:14.369 --> 01:52:27.229
just guessing. I have no idea. Alright, Dan gave

01:52:27.229 --> 01:52:30.909
two guesses. Oh, I thought you said... No, it

01:52:30.909 --> 01:52:34.750
was just one. Oh, shit. Did I gotta pick one?

01:52:35.029 --> 01:52:37.890
Yeah. Alright, pick the first one then. It was

01:52:37.890 --> 01:52:40.430
Tennessee and Texas. That was crazy. Tennessee.

01:52:41.329 --> 01:52:48.369
He bet $299. $4 ,099. Tyler said Tennessee. He

01:52:48.369 --> 01:52:53.189
bet $2 ,000. He's up to $5 ,200. Damn! Tyler

01:52:53.189 --> 01:52:56.689
wins. Damn. I thought I was done. Got me on.

01:52:56.750 --> 01:52:58.930
See, you're giving up, dude. I was like, I'm

01:52:58.930 --> 01:53:02.310
good. I've been playing Jeopardy. I watch Jeopardy

01:53:02.310 --> 01:53:06.189
every night. I play it on both of them. Dude,

01:53:06.229 --> 01:53:09.970
it's fucking sick on both of them. Because it

01:53:09.970 --> 01:53:13.550
uses your phone. It uses your phone. Oh, really?

01:53:14.010 --> 01:53:20.210
So the one for PlayStation. Yeah. Damn, that

01:53:20.210 --> 01:53:24.250
was good, dude. Tyler wins. Win number 38. Damn.

01:53:24.590 --> 01:53:26.369
See, if I didn't fuck up on that fucking daily

01:53:26.369 --> 01:53:33.189
double. Close game. Alright, thanks for listening

01:53:33.189 --> 01:53:38.210
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01:53:38.210 --> 01:53:40.970
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01:53:40.970 --> 01:53:45.810
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01:53:45.810 --> 01:53:50.390
redeem! Like us on Facebook. Be kind to yourself.

01:53:51.819 --> 01:53:54.460
We out. Who says end each other when I'm not

01:53:54.460 --> 01:54:01.760
here? Fuck off. For all we know, robots have

01:54:01.760 --> 01:54:04.119
souls. We just don't know if they do or don't.

01:54:04.119 --> 01:54:07.819
How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg

01:54:07.819 --> 01:54:29.890
or a robot? Ended episode. Where the fuck did

01:54:29.890 --> 01:54:32.729
the pyramids come from? Where the fuck did Stonehenge

01:54:32.729 --> 01:54:34.109
come from? You're telling me that they didn't

01:54:34.109 --> 01:54:37.729
die and become ghosts? They're killing all the

01:54:37.729 --> 01:54:39.970
already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.

01:54:40.369 --> 01:54:45.789
Aliens exist. Somewhere in China, in some base,

01:54:45.890 --> 01:54:48.909
there are super soldiers that are at least 9

01:54:48.909 --> 01:54:53.810
or 10 feet tall. Okay? They have bread and super

01:54:53.810 --> 01:55:27.319
soldiers. Then they are extraterrestrials. them

01:55:27.319 --> 01:55:30.520
die of this virus. You feel bump, bump, bump,

01:55:30.619 --> 01:55:33.779
beep! Nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen

01:55:33.779 --> 01:55:37.319
it happen. I think that the government has taken

01:55:37.319 --> 01:55:43.420
it to the next level with the birds. They know

01:55:43.420 --> 01:55:45.779
what birds are going to cross paths with you,

01:55:45.819 --> 01:55:59.239
that you are going to be blood guts, no circuitry,

01:55:59.239 --> 01:56:01.560
but let me tell you, their technology is absolutely

01:56:01.560 --> 01:56:05.159
violent. Which, by the way, big brother, is the

01:56:05.159 --> 01:56:45.989
Overlord. Troll Nazi!