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127. Here with Dan and Tyler. Hi. This song was
written by Dan. This is actually Dan singing,
boys. You wrote this using AI, right? No, I wrote
this when I was like 14 or 15 when a friend of
mine died. She committed suicide. Damn. Jesus
Christ, Dan. I really wrote this when I was 14
or 15 years old. And you were in your feels.
What'd you say? You were in your feels. I can't
hear you because it's so loud. I know. I got
a... What? What'd you say, Tyler? I said you
were really in your feels. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
It was like actually like the real... Chorus
was really like teenage angsty. Yeah, and I'm
like this has got to go because there's just
too too much so I like the EDM version of it.
Do you? It's like I like the little breakdown
here. See, you can't just tell it to make you
a song because AI can't really feel. It doesn't
have emotion. Yeah, it doesn't. So it makes the
lyrics really robotic. Yeah, you could get a
rave going. yeah yeah i said um what was the
prompt yeah i gave it the lyrics and then i gave
it the recording and me singing it like here
hold on i'll show you like i showed him that
country song i thought um did a good job with
that that was so funny you like that was so funny
i gotta finish it i thought of that in the shower
the girl at the bar I did where it was like...
Upstate New York. If you think I voted for Obama,
then... Yeah. That was so funny. My girlfriend
really liked that. Oh, yeah. The upstate New
York redneck anthem. Yeah, yeah. She got these
fucking gloves I bought. They're fucking... I
got them on Amazon for $15. Damn, dude. That
looks like some O .J. Simpson shit. If the glove
does not fit, you must have quit. All right,
check how much money we made. It's probably $0.
No, we are actually up to $5 .52. Damn. Dude,
we can buy one cup of coffee from Starbucks.
Hell yeah. And we have to split it, though, obviously.
Wow. That feels nice, doesn't it? Oh, those are
great, dude. These are like, you know what these
gloves are good for? Punching people? When you
retire and you got like a nice little Porsche.
Yeah. Pull these out of the glove box. Right.
Like that's what a glove box really is. Yeah.
That's for the driving gloves. Yeah. And you
put these puppies on. You do like the, you do
the. Yeah. And you put your little, throw your
little scarf. Hell yeah, dude. And drive it,
you know, in the snow. Yeah. Fuck yeah. yeah
those are nice i gotta get a nice set of leather
gloves yeah because i was outside shoveling and
i'm like i don't have any gloves so i went on
amazon bought these for 15 bucks and i'm like
yo these are actually nice i like these and they
are real leather yeah they're real leather wow
yeah that's nice yeah i'm trying to upgrade my
wardrobe um because My boss told me that he just
goes, listen, around the office, it's fine to
wear what you wore when you did EMS. But when
you go out to the field, you got to look somewhat
professional. And I'm like, that makes sense.
So I got a couple quarter zips. I got some cactus.
You should just wear a lab coat. I bought these.
I got a nice leather and sheepskin jacket, a
bomber jacket that I got coming in. And I got
a couple flat caps. Flat cap? Like the fucking
Peaky Blinders type hats. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a couple of those, so I'm going to be looking
like a fucking 1950s detective when I go off
this fucking shit and be like, all right, what's
going on? That's funny. I see. I feel like I
see a lot of old guys wearing those. Yeah. I
mean, I like them. I like them a lot. Like you
saw me at the, uh, at the rehearsal dinner wearing
mine or one of them. Oh yeah. Yeah. That's right.
And I'm like, I actually could pull it off pretty
well. Like, but like a couple of like, a couple
of my friends were like, bro, I was going to,
I was going to flame you for, for wearing that,
but it actually does fit. It looks nice. Right.
Dude. Certain people can pull certain things
off that other people can't, you know? And then
when it does, you just stick with it. And then
you're going to be wearing those when you're
an old man. Yeah. That's what happens. Like,
you just get stuck with it. You're like, oh,
yeah, this is good. That's how my mustache, how
I got stuck with that. Yeah, you look like Ned
Flanders. Yeah. It's nice to be back. Hi, guys.
It was after my wedding. I took a couple weeks
off from the podcast. Took a couple months off.
Yeah, I took a couple months off. That's all
right, dude. It was like, that's a stressful
thing. It was a crazy time. It's a lot of planning.
This podcast is stressful. It's so stressful,
dude. There's so many listeners. Speaking of
so many listeners, have you checked our Facebook
page and saw our follower list? no it's all scam
bots every single person who follows us on facebook
there's over 200 scam bots following us oh my
god it's hysterical like my wife was looking
at them the other day and she's like oh my god
they're all scams every single one of them like
i'm just gonna switch to her thing real quick
just i'll go through a couple couple names and
be like they're all scams or they're all indians
Which I'm just assuming are scammers. Right,
right. They're looking for, they're trying to
get money to, like, produce the podcast. Maybe
a couple of them really actually like the podcast.
Nazeem Khan Khan Pathan. Yeah! Resetable Moho
PL2. This sounds like I'm in Vietnam. Maruf Hassan.
Razak Khan. Litan Mia. Bella Mia. Shakir Ice
Rat. I don't even know what the fuck that one
says. It's just some... It's Chicken Scratch.
It's just Chicken Scratch. Abu Bakar. Pintu Kamarsa.
Dimlaman. MD Riez. This guy's not good. That
sounds like the same list when I sold my Lexus.
People messaging on Marketplace. So many of them
say MD, right? Yeah, all of them are doctors.
All of them are doctors. I like Noah. The dude's
name is Noah. Jesus. Babdumanani. Yeah, none
of these guys listen to this podcast because
all we do is make fun of these people. You should
get some of these guys on the podcast. I fucking,
dude, India seems like the shittiest country
ever to live in. It really does. It does not
seem nice. No. I was watching a video the other
day and literally they're fucking like, they
have a river that was like, it's like a holy
river to them, but it's filled with trash. Like
it's literally filled with trash and they used
to dump bodies in the river to like, just like
send them back. But their problem was that they
had so many bodies in the river, they had to
introduce Flesh -eating turtles into the into
the river to sell that video and then and then
after they put the flesh -eating turtles into
the river The fucking Indians poached the flesh
-eating turtles and ate them. Oh my god. They
just like shit in the street They do shit. This
is funny. I just got Indian food. Yeah, they
shit in the street, dude They have actual streets
that are designated shit streets Yeah, they have
designated shit streets. They shit in the street
Did you see those like car if you ever ride like
a train in India? and like the people pile into
the car and it's like so almost like so tight
you can't even breathe there's like 500 people
there's people like hanging on the outside of
the train yeah people hanging off the roof also
did you ever see like the videos like the indian
guys like standing next to the tracks like pointing
at the trains and then just getting hit by them
it's so funny like they like they it's like the
level of autism of like our train retards and
then like it comes to like we have our train
retards but Indian train retards don't know about
safety so these like the train is coming here
and they're like the tracks are like right here
and they're just going oh my god and then they
just get hit by the fucking train ever seen the
uh the standard issue safety sandal thing no
because anytime they're doing anything like even
in an industrial setting oh they were insane
they have sandals on so somebody always says
in the comments oh they're standard issue safety
sandals yeah dude there's so many videos on online
of like indians just dying in horrific ways because
they don't know what safety is yeah like you
ever seen a guy who got trapped in the I think
he was like trying to do electrical work. No,
no. He was trying to steal copper from a phone
line. Yeah. Yeah. This is the one. What's that
dude doing up there? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's
that ninja doing up there? Dude, is that the
one where the guy got electrocuted so much that
his head fell off? Yes. Yeah. Yes, because it
was the weak link. Yeah, it was the weak link.
Yeah. Yeah, and his head fell off. It finally
separated, and then it tumbled down, his body
and his head. Crazy, crazy shit, dude. Yeah,
dude. I saw one, and I saw another Indian guy
in a factory, and he got his arm caught in, like,
one of the fucking, like, the wire spools. Yeah,
dude. And then he just, he got caught, and then
his head kept hitting the fucking concrete. Dude,
that is... And it just left a bloodstream. It
just left a bloodstream. I'm like, holy fuck.
That is one of the most horrific industrial accidents
that I've ever seen. Oh, yeah. Besides that,
I know we've talked about the guys pushing the
ladder through the warehouse. Yeah. Right? With
the 10 ,000 volt lines at the top. And they just
all froze. Flash froze at the same time. Until
one, like 30 seconds later, his feet started
to smoke and he just fell off. And then the other
one started falling off. Dude, crazy. Dude, industrial
accidents scare the fuck out of me. Oh yeah.
Industrial accidents are brutal. I saw one, it
wasn't industrial, but it was like a construction
accident. The dude was jackhammering and he was
jackhammering. And I think there was like a fucking
like, like malfunction with it because a jackhammer
flipped up. But because there's a malfunction
to it, it kept jackhammering. And it just jackhammered
his face. It jackhammered his face through the
back of his skull. And I was like, holy shit!
I shouldn't be laughing at that, but just the
image of that. Yeah, just dunk, dunk, dunk, dunk,
dunk, dunk. And then like, you guys are, Darren,
no! Oh my god. Did you ever see that guy in like
the 1800s or something that got a... Metal pipe.
Oh, Phineas Gage. Yeah. Yeah. Phineas Gage. With
his eye in his brain. Yeah. And then he lived
with the. He lived with it, but his personality
completely like did like a 180. Yeah. Like he
became like evil. Yeah. He became like a sociopath
or something. Yeah. Because he didn't feel emotion
anymore. Dude, my girlfriend's dad. was talking
about this industrial accident at global foundries.
Yeah. Cause he, he was a like sheet metal worker.
So it was like, I forget what union this guy
was in, but the union people all know each other,
you know, they talk or whatever. Um, and I think
he was working up there at one point, but, um,
it was one of those like 20 ,000 pound air conditioning
units that goes at the top of the building. They
dropped it on this guy. And apparently like he
was still alive under it. Really? Yeah. And he
was like begging them to like pick it up because
he's like, I won't sue anybody. I promise I won't
sue. Cause that's like a thing. Like, dude, I'd
rather you die if you're gonna, if you're gonna
sue. Oh shit. Yeah. So he's like, I won't sue.
I won't sue. I promise I won't sue. Just lift
it off of me or whatever. But he was like flat
and like a fucking pancake. Oh yeah. Apparently
I think it was, wait, isn't it global foundries
in Malta? No, that's, um, not global foundries.
It's the other one. They weren't going to take
it off of them. It's off a rocket. I can't remember.
I thought, where is Global Foundry? They might
be Global Foundry. I'm not sure. But I thought
one of the ambulance companies took like 45 minutes
to get in because of the security or whatever.
Oh, the security there sucks if it's the one
I'm thinking of. Yeah, so they just like, dude,
it took forever to get in and the guy was dead
by the time they got there. Let me see. I'll
look it up. This other thing I heard that was
like kind of similar. They were lowering these
big concrete slabs. This wasn't at Global Foundries.
This was somewhere else. They were lowering these
big concrete slabs on a crane, right? They're
like 20 tons or something. Yeah. And they fucking
dropped one off the crane and then it tipped
over onto this guy. And the main guy, what do
they call it? Like a foreman? I don't know. I've
never worked in blue collar work. Yeah. But he
said he ordered them to lift it back up and he
threw a hard hat under there and told them to
drop it again. Because they already knew he was
dead, but they knew that the people who came
to do the investigation wouldn't pay his family
the insurance payout if he wasn't wearing his
hard hat. Oh, shit. Oh, his gold foundries, you're
right. Oh, is it in Malta? Yeah. I'm surprised
you didn't hear about that. They had to crush
the hard hat, too. What's that? They had to crush
the hard hat, too. Yeah, so he told them they
knew that he'd gotten flattened by this 20 -ton
concrete slab. So the foreman's like, lift it
back up. So he lifted it back up, threw the hard
hat under there and said, drop it back down.
Oh, shit. Yeah. Like, dude, there's something
just about that that's just so, I don't know,
dude, just so morbid. Like, because when you're
trying to work, sorry, not to cut you off, but
when you're just trying to go and work and make
a paycheck and just like feed your family, like
you don't want to even fucking be there. And
then you die. You don't want to be there to begin
with. That's how capitalism goes. That's everything.
That's just life. There's a crazy thing, though,
with accidents and industrial shit like that.
All it takes is one second where you're not paying
attention and instant death. Instant death. What
do you think it feels like to go through a wood
chipper? Oh, my God, dude. That's one of those.
I'd rather go head first. If you go head first,
you're only feeling it for a couple seconds.
Yeah. Yeah, dude. If you go legs first, that
would be awful. Dude, the cartels do shit to
people like that all the time. The more violent,
the better to them. Yeah, it's a fear tactic.
God. It's crazy. Crazy stuff. Oh, fuck. What
a dark start to this podcast. Oh, it can get
darker. It can get darker. It can always get
darker. We're going to talk about some spooky
stuff. Yeah. Like Krampus. Did I talk about the...
What the fuck were they? The Jackals? The underground
cult from the United States? So I was... Oh,
wait. In Subways. Yeah. I don't know if I talked
about it on there. I might have talked about
it in the group chat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay,
yeah. I don't remember talking about it on here.
But I read an online thing on 4chan, so probably
it's fake, but it's an interesting concept. They
have these these cults that like operate in like
the abandoned subways, like throughout the United
States. They all have like certain symbols that
they like use to communicate with each other.
And like it's supposedly like this giant cult
network throughout like the underground tunnel
systems throughout the United States. And like
you, it's super hard to find them. But like they
have like little symbols here and there. And
if like like the homeless people, like even like
the standard home. What was that? That door was
the one that did that. That was weird. Huh. It's
the jackals. The jackal. But, yeah, basically
it's an entire, like, cult system underneath
the United States and, like, the subway, the
abandoned subway tunnels of major cities. And,
like, they use, they hop on, like, boxcars and
stuff to transport themselves through, like,
the United States. Also, homeless people riding
the boxcars is always such an interesting concept
to me. There's like, yeah, let's just hop on
a boxcar and see where it takes us type shit.
You don't know where you're going. It's kind
of cool, though. Yeah. It's got to be pretty
freeing being like, we'll go wherever the boxcar
takes us. Is that what makes you a hobo is you
ride a train? That's what makes a homeless person
a hobo, isn't that? No, no, no. There's hobos,
there's travelers, there's a whole different
thing. But I think that, hobos are travelers.
So I think he's right that once you're, you're,
you're homeless, but you're a hobo. If you travel,
I think you're a hobo. If you got the little
stick with a little stick, you turn around and
do like a frown. I think people, people that
would like live in trains and like moving trains.
I think that's what hobo was referring to. Did
you know that? You know how you're not supposed
to say homeless anymore? You're supposed to say
unhoused individual. What? That's a proper term.
I'm just going to start saying that. It's like
sarcasm. Unhoused individual. Urban outdoorsman.
Yeah. Urban outdoorsman was my favorite one.
This is how wokeness works. So you're supposed
to say unhoused individual, right? But homeless
was a replacement for the word. vagrant. Yeah.
Right. So that was the woke replacement and that
became unwoke. Right. Because that has negative
connotations. So now you have to say unhoused.
So it's just going to keep going. I mean, it
was the same thing with, with, uh, with, with
black people. Cause there's the N word. Then
there was like colored, which was acceptable
because like, you didn't want to call them the
N word. So you called them colored and then it
was black. And then it was African -American.
And then I don't know where it's going to go
from there. Right. But like, like every, everything
has like that, like progression. It feels like,
you know? Yeah. So where could it go from Africa?
It's not going to go anywhere because everyone's
going to look the same. Everybody's going to
just be a blend of fucking racism. 200 years.
What if you're black and you're not from Africa
though? We're all going to look like Steph Curry.
That's kind of racist because then you could
confuse somebody. Yeah. What do you call a European
black man? Like someone who was born in London,
who's black. I think you just call him black.
No, but that's not the proper term anymore. You're
African. You're African? No, it is the proper.
That's like what they want to use. It's like
black, right? I've never called somebody an African
American. Like I've always called them black.
Right. Call me racist. I've always called black
people black people. You're racist. I don't think
that's racist, though, to say black people. Like
when somebody just refers to me as a white person,
I'm like, yeah, that's what I am. I'm a white
guy. Like, I'm like, actually, I prefer Caucasian.
I'm of the caucus mountains. Yeah. Dude, there's
a whole bunch of weird racial, like, fucking
tension that doesn't even need to be there. And
you know what's weird is, like, I feel like it
was going in a direction where it wasn't going
to be there. And then they just brought it back
to life. They're like, oh, no, we need this as,
like, a political talking point. It was OJ and
the Rodney King. Like that's what brought it
back to like the forefront of things because
the OJ trial used white guilt as like a fucking
literal court defense. And it worked like before
OJ, like I talked to my dad who like grew up,
like his high school years were in the nineties.
And he was like, dude, people were like, like
fun, like funnily racist towards each other.
And it was like, he said. the the best time of
relations in his life between black and white
people was like the early 90s he goes like when
we were like in school we would just fuck with
like fuck around with each other and like call
each other slurs from either side and both would
laugh it off and then just go off and be like
whatever and like nobody hated each other but
then he said when the oj trial happened it split
the country because there's a lot of people that
were like oj's innocent because he's black and
there's a whole bunch of people that were like
I hate him he's black I never thought of that
as a defining but then they used that and then
the government was like oh shit we can use this
to divide people more on different points and
then it just progressively snowballed from OJ
wow yeah it makes sense like the 60s were Terrible.
And I feel like now it's gotten back to being
like worse. Dude, you're telling me the 60s was
terrible? The 60s was race riots, dude. Race
relations. Bro, but they had Motown. They had
The Temptations. The Temptations are fire, dude.
I like The Temptations. Yeah. They also were
like hosing down black people with like fire
hoses. Probably, you know, to some extent. You
know, there was so much. Yeah. That's still going
on. You know, dude, like Mississippi burning,
you know, all that shit. You can't expect Mississippi
burning. Is that, is that racist or is that the
civil war? I don't remember. Oh, I don't know.
There's a movie about it. I think it was, I think
it was a race relations one. I'm not sure. Huh?
Whatever. It doesn't matter. You look like you're
fucking James Bond. I just like wearing high
gloves, dude. Yeah, dude, you can't expect though.
Like you can't just expect to displace. people
from their tribe and bring them into a new tribe
and expect them to assimilate overnight. Like
that's just not going to happen, dude. You know,
like, but that's not a good thing. Like, what
do you mean? Like the whole thing with immigration
now too. Like you don't want a fucking 10 ,000
Indians coming in and making America India because
they don't want to assimilate. I don't want garbage
in all my rivers. I don't want people pooping
on the streets, you know? Make India great again.
Like, I don't want that. I want America to be...
Make America India again. Yeah, dude. And it's
like, there's a lot of, you know, there's a lot
of Muslims coming to the United States. And I'm
not saying that that's a bad thing. I don't have
anything against Muslims. I do. Okay. So there's
that. But, um, yeah, that's, that's, I guess
they say by 2030, not 2030, 20, 2050, it's going
to drop from the United States used to have 95
% white people. Yeah. It's going to drop down
to 60%. Yeah. We're almost going to be a minority.
I think by the time that we're dead, we might
be the minority in the country. I mean, you think
so? When do you think we're going to die? Like
the 2080s? Like 2090s? Uh, I would hope. Yeah.
Because I think we might live to like a buck
20. If we lived, if we lived to a buck 20, I,
I, yeah, if I lived to a buck 20, I'd be, it'd
be, uh, 2 ,100. And why? Because of 18 scientific
advancements. That'd be, I don't think I'd want
to live that long. No, man. I don't know if you,
I, I, I always said I wanted to live to 102 years
old because I want to live through. I want to
live in three centuries because then I would
live in the, the, the 1900s, the two thousands
and then the 2 ,100. And if I could live, if
I can make it to 2 ,100 January 1st, I'd be like,
kill me. I'm good. I'd be like, I lived in three
different centuries. I'm good. Yeah. That would
be awesome. Dude. There was like, you gotta think
there's like a, um, a certain generation of people
that like lived through, what was it? Hundreds.
Yeah. They like, Hold on a sec. They saw two
world wars. They saw two world wars. A Great
Depression. In like 9 -11. They saw like, they
caught everything. I know. They caught all of
modern history. Well, the end of, there's people
that potentially saw the exact end of the last
century, right? Caught all the world wars. Vietnam,
everything. I was watching a lot of veteran interviews
from World War. too recently about like hundred
year old veterans telling fucking Iwo Jima stories.
Like this one guy was just a total badass. He
would like go in the, in the holes and Iwo Jima
and fucking flamethrow the Japanese. Oh yeah.
I saw that guy. He's just like, and then he would
just run out on fire. Yeah. Do you ever smell
a human? And then he fucking, and then after
World War II, he went to Korea. He enjoyed it.
And then he went to Vietnam. I'm like, what the
fuck? Then I did special ops in Vietnam. He doesn't
have PTSD. He has nostalgia. He has nostalgia,
yeah. He's like the most badass American ever.
I was watching an interview with a German guy.
I think I told this story before, but it's a
cool story. A German guy who was in a pillbox
in World War II. And the Americans during D -Day,
when they invaded, he just goes, these guys were
terrifying. He goes, we had one guy from America
jump into the fucking pillbox, mow down like
six people. He said two of his guys stabbed him
in like the chest. The guy took the knives. that
he got stabbed with, stabbed another guy, killed
him. Then he shot two other people and then he
got stabbed two more times. And then he finally
died before he was able to kill the last guy
in the bunker, which was him. And he's like,
Americans were fucking terrifying. Wow. Yeah.
Right. Like watching the one with the Navy guy
who was driving the boat. And he was like the
first, uh, group of people that I. brought there
on the beach just like immediately just died
as soon as they got off the boat and then it
was like it was like there was like a 16 year
old screaming for his mama and we weren't allowed
to uh bring him back to the to the aircraft carrier
yeah you had to just keep going they were just
like get back here as fast as you can to bring
more and they just kept fucking doing that dude
but that's the crazy thing is that the guys were
just like let's keep going we're not gonna stop
Just imagine being there on D -Day. It would
be fucking insane. They were talking about bonsai
attacks. Didn't that give away their position
to Japanese when they fucking screamed? Yeah,
it did. Is this nicotine or weed? It's nicotine.
Wouldn't that give away your position if you
just hear fucking screaming? They would do that
because they were out of ammo. so they'd be like
and the japanese people during the war thought
that their their emperor was like a god like
literally a god so if they died in service to
the emperor that they would get like a seat at
like fucking like whatever their heaven was so
they would They would, they would genuinely just
charge a machine gun nest, like full on willing
to take like 7 ,000 fucking bullets. Wow. Like
they would charge at our machine gun nest until
our machine gun ran out of ammo. And then they
would just stab you with fucking bayonets. And
actually they said it was like a scare tactic.
Cause when you hear the screaming, like the one
guy said, uh, oh, I heard the screaming. I turned
around and shot him. And it was my friend who's
American. Oh, shit. And he goes, he survived,
but he's like, he had like a scar on his chest.
Oh, my God. They're like giving him shit about
it. He's like, oh, you shot me. He was like,
why did you scream like that? He was like, I
was scared. Well, yeah. I mean, dude, they're
human. Yeah. You know, I saw like in the Pacific.
I know it's not. It's based on real events, but
like it's dramatized. But there's like this one
kid that. wouldn't stop screaming in the foxhole.
Like when he, he was having like night terrors
and like they woke him up and he wouldn't stop
screaming. So they literally killed him because
he was a soldier. Yeah. He was a soldier. American
soldier. Yeah. Like American soldiers were in
like the foxhole with them. And they're like,
dude, you're going to give our position away
to keep fucking screaming. And because he just,
he mentally broke, all he could do is scream.
So they stabbed him and killed him. Jeez. I mean,
you, you, you kill one guy to save fucking 50
guys around you. I mean, It's crazy the type
of shit that happens in those situations, man.
Dude, I went down a rabbit hole with Amelia Earhart.
Oh, yeah. She got eaten by crabs. dude that's
so funny you say that because i was talking about
her and at uh thanksgiving and my girlfriend's
little brother said yeah i heard she got eaten
by crabs i'm like where's everybody hearing this
i watched like three documentaries i didn't see
that she got eaten by crabs i've never heard
that but no no i saw it later on in a youtube
short yeah she got eaten by crabs yeah so i was
like i was flying in flight simulator like where
they say she crashed and like checking out the
area where is it It's in the Pacific. Madagascar?
No, it's in the Pacific between like Papua New
Guinea and Hawaii. So it's those islands in there.
Dude, so what happened with Amelia Earhart, I'll
make this quick because it's not really what
I want to talk about. She was looking for an
island in the Pacific, which is, if you look
at the Pacific, oh, no, that's right. I'm all
set. I'll probably smoke a cigarette. This is
fucking good, though. Um, but she was, so if
you look at the Pacific side of the globe, it
is like 100 % water. Oh yeah. If you see our
planet from that side, it just looks like water.
You see like only just a tiny bit of land on
the edges and it looks like it's, it's literally
98 % water. So she was looking at the Pacific
side. Yeah. Because the Atlantic is smaller than
the Pacific. It's way smaller. Yeah. So, um,
she, she was really close friends with FDR. and
his his wife or wait was it franklin delano roosevelt
or yeah frank fdr and um yeah because i don't
think that teddy planes were around for him yeah
no well actually they were but it was like wright
brothers status he was like he was the first
president to fly in a plane and it was a wright
brothers style plane it was like at a fair they
like he got on it and flew around apparently
he was like a really like big like risk taker
Yeah, Teddy was insane. Adrenaline junkie. I
love Teddy. Teddy's my favorite president. Really?
Dude, the man in the arena is one of my favorite
quotes. Did you ever hear that? It's a super
inspiring quote. No. Keep telling me your thing.
I'll look it up. All right. So she was friends
with FDR and his wife. Some people think that
she was really close with FDR's wife. Because
Amelia Earhart was like a little butch. Yeah.
So she said to FDR, hey, I'm going to try and
land on this little island in the middle of the
Pacific. It was one mile by like a half mile
wide, dude. Tiny little island. That's crazy.
In the middle of the Pacific she was trying to
find. So FDR built her an airstrip on this island
and they set up three ships in the Pacific for
her to triangulate the signal with her radio
thing, right? So she could find this Island.
So they would, they would help geolocate her,
right? She'd contact the, the, I think it was
coast guard and the Navy. They have three ships
out there. So, um, she had this little, like,
it was like a ring shaped antenna on the top
of her plane. Yeah. Right. So when a radio signals
like flat, right. However it works, right. It
projects like flat. Yeah. So when it hits a ring,
Right. It gets stronger when you turn the ring
in a certain direction. However, that works.
It has something to do with the plane. With the
weird. Yeah. So you can hone in on a signal.
Right. When you have like a circular antenna.
So she had one on top of her plane to return.
And in the headphone, she'd listen to where the
signal got stronger. So what happened is I don't
know if you know what skip is off the atmosphere.
But I'm not a big aviation guy. So, well, it's
just like a radio thing. Like I don't know radio
either. So like radio signals will bounce off
the ionosphere under certain conditions. Right.
So this is why in New York you can get signals
from all the way from Australia because it's
not going through the earth. It's bouncing off
the ionosphere. Right. So her signal, the signals
that they were sending back and forth were like,
we're bouncing, skipping off the ionosphere.
And she couldn't locate it because it was coming
from everywhere. It was going up from the ship
and then just shooting out in every direction.
So she got confused. And the last transmission
they got was they went to a certain latitude
or longitude and then followed up. And they said
the island should be along this line on the map.
And that's what we're following. And they got
a transmission on the military ship saying, I'm
running low on fuel. We're at this, like this
position on the map. We should be here. Like,
can you guys help me? And then that was the last
thing they heard. Oh, no shit. And they think.
There's some speculation. I think she's 16 ,000
feet under the ocean. I think she just ditched
in the water. That was all she wrote. And then
she got eaten by crabs. Well, there's some speculation
that she went, she kept going for 300 miles to
the next island, ran into that, ditched there.
And that's where she got eaten by the crabs.
They found like a box for a sexton because she
had a navigator with her. And they found like
some like makeup shit. they found bones of what
they think was a Caucasian woman. Um, I don't
think, I don't really think it's her dude. I
think she's, she's under the ocean. She may have
washed up on the shore. Maybe she was floating.
It's possible. It's possible. I mean, she could,
she could have made it, but, um, I think the,
the university that bought her the airplane,
it was like Purdue. Yeah. I think it was, was
it Purdue? One of, one of those universities
bought her the airplane. And then, um, they're
helping with an expedition now because they say
technically it's our plane, you know? So like
we have rights to it. Yeah. So they're going
out to search that area. They think they see
something on satellite imaging. I don't think
it's it, dude. I think they're wasting their
time. But, um, where was I going with this? The
Pacific, the Pacific, how big it was. Yeah. But
where was I going with that? I think I got on
like a whole world war two thing. Yeah. And about
like how we got into world war two with the Japanese.
And that's like the part of World War II that
you don't hear about nearly as much as the Nazi
shit. Dude, the Japanese were fucking brutal,
my guy. Yeah. They were insane. Those guys were
savage. Did you ever hear about the rape of Nanking?
Yeah, I've heard of it, but I don't know what
it is. They fucking like invaded like a part
of China and literally went in, raped all the
women and the children. like cut the heads off
of kids and put them on like spikes and shit
like throughout like the fucking village there's
pictures of it too jesus christ and like they
were just told to execute rape and kill everybody
oh my god like that and they and they they raped
they killed they stole like they in china still
to this day is trying to get japan to take responsibility
for it and japan today to this day says it never
happened wow to this day they they will not take
responsibility for that ever holy shit kind of
sounds like israel yeah can we talk about how
uh a week before 9 -11 uh fucking israel uh shorted
american airlines was it israel though or i don't
know yeah israel i don't know i you know i've
heard the whole that people were shorting the
airlines before 9 -11. Do you think it could
be a coincidence? It could be, but apparently
it was a statistical anomaly. There's no way
that that would have just happened. It was a
lot of people or just a lot of shorts. Interesting.
It was a lot of Israelis, a lot of Jews. Yeah.
Oh, I was telling Casey about my ring, the opal,
how the Jews shorted basically the opal market
by saying that they were cursed objects. So the
Jews forever controlled the diamond markets,
even back in the Middle Ages and stuff. And opal,
the thing that my wedding... Is that why they
call it jewelry? Maybe. I'm guessing. But my
ring's made out of opal. in it and opal has like
really interesting properties where it's opalescent
where the word came from is opal opalescent um
that like it changes colors in light and a lot
of people were getting like they're like yo this
actually looks better than diamonds in in some
ways and the jews were like we got to figure
out a way to get people to not like opals so
they're like opals are witch gems they're cursed
and like they they pushed that so much that opals
dropped in value and diamonds increased in value
from the middle ages. And then just because of
that, because the Jews said that it was cursed
back in the day, opals are still next to nothing
valuable. and diamonds are still super high and
to this day there's like a a weird like thing
that opals are bad luck because the jews said
that to save the diamond market back in the middle
ages this is like black cats like somewhere along
the way yeah i saw this guy in the middle ages
and he said that he thought that distant star
uh distant like stars were other suns that had
their own planets And they thought that was so
outrageous that they burned him alive. That's
crazy. So accurate. That's crazy. We should burn
him alive. Oh my God. He was like autistically
into like math and science and kind of that kind
of shit. But that's the thing. Like, dude, you
can't, you can't come out with some true shit
too early. You got to wait for the right time.
Like the guy that came up with hand washing.
He's like, Hey, I noticed. Oh yeah. He was like
schizophrenic though. Like in real life or something.
I don't know if he was, he was a doctor. He was
a doctor. And then he got disgraced because he
would just kept washing his hands over and over
again. Yeah. They said he was not. And they said
he was crazy. Yeah. Cause he would go, he realized
that when they would go from the mortuary to
the, um, to the delivery room that the babies
would like die 50 % of the time. Yeah. And he's
like, well, what if we like washed our hands
in between? And they noticed that the. Like with
the children, like the death rates went way down,
like down to like 5%. And he's like, oh, I think
there's something going on here. Like when we're
going from these dead people to the newborns,
like they're not dying. And it was like, you're
fucking crazy. You're going to the psych ward.
And then he actually did go crazy. Yeah. Yeah.
He actually did go crazy because he's like, I
was right. I'm right. It's like, no, they're
not, man. And he's just going to the fucking
corner. Like I'm washing my hands. And then like,
I remember reading it in the psych ward. He just
kept washing his hands over and over again. That's
what they say about people who think that Israel
did 9 -11. They're fucking crazy. Oh, did you
know that... He just throws that in and changes
the subject. Did you hear that recently they
think that Trump's going to announce the existence
of aliens soon? Dude, they say that every fucking
year. Every year. But there was a documentary
where he was interviewing top officials in the
US government and the military. They're testifying
about how the government has covered it up since
1945. The Roswell incident? Yeah, since the 40s,
they've had this existence of aliens. And like
George, they told George H .W. Bush about it
and took him out to the desert, showed him like
a UFO. And he was like, the fuck is this? And
they're like, they're like, you don't need to
know. They're like, he was like, where did this
come from? And he was like, oh, they're like.
You don't need to know. They took him out to
show him. And then when he asked questions, they
said, don't worry about it. That sounds a little
like bullshit. We have to tell you, because you're
the president, that we found this UFO. But we
can't tell you anything more about it, because
that's on a need -to -know basis. Who's above
the president? The CIA. Have you ever heard the...
story about richard nixon and i think he was
what's the um the actor you'll know it's like
gleason something gleason jason gleason no something
jordan gleason he's like he was like an actor
from that period of time somebody gleason and
he took him he's apparently this is how the story
goes He was drunk. Nixon had a thing with alcohol.
Oh, yeah. Dude, some of this shit, there's such
a... Him talking about Bohemian Grove was fucking
hysterical. The faggiest thing. He was like,
it's the most goddamn faggy thing I've ever seen.
But yeah, he got drunk and... I'm quoting Richard
Nixon. That was not me. Went to Gleason's house
and he's like, hey, he's like, you want to see
some shit? And he's like, yeah, sure. So they
went to this base and he showed him aliens. This
is according to, I think it's Jackie Gleason
or something. This guy's wife is. Yeah, she's
like, this is according to her. This is her side
of the story. Richard Nixon took her husband
to this base to see aliens. I don't know, dude.
I think it's true. And they said that Trump was
actually planning to announce it in his first
term. And they said the economy. would like suffer
if he announced it. Why would the economy suffer
if we found out aliens exist? Because people
would fucking panic. No, they wouldn't. People
don't fucking care. Yeah. People don't fucking
care. People, it would be like kind of like a
end of the world scenario. No, it wouldn't. Well,
it depends. Who the fuck cares about aliens?
Well, what if they wanted to hurt us? We already
killed the ones that came here. Yeah. Also, if
aliens wanted to kill us, we'd probably be dead
by now. That's what they said. We literally just
killed everything that came here because we were
like, what the fuck is this? Alien, kill it.
Dude, just imagine being from another planet
and you're just like, yo. We found this planet
with life on it. And it's supposedly intelligent
life. And you fucking watch us throughout history,
like, you know, looking at us from like, you
know, technology and being like, these guys just
kill each other all the time. And they're like,
you know what? Let's send an ambassador. And
then they send the ambassador. It crash lands.
And then as soon as they're like, hey, we're
aliens. They're like, we're not going to send
any more else. We're not going to send anybody
else. Right. I mean. I guarantee you that the
transistor or not transistor. What's the fucking,
the little thing. Diode. Diode came from aliens.
Yeah. Because until then we had no idea how to
do that. We were just like vacuum tubes. That's
what we're going to use. And then like. somehow
somebody was like what about this diode thing
and everybody's like that's great we like that
also it was jumping from vacuum tubes to diodes
is fucking insane like there's like a huge jump
from that to that and we still use diodes and
everything right like even like our phones are
all diodes like you can't jump from vacuum tubes
to diodes and then just not be able to jump from
there yeah and it was like literally the patent
for i think it was diodes was The year after
Roswell. Yeah. Literally the next year. It was
patented. Well, they were talking about, like,
the Navy pilots. Talking about how they saw,
like, UFOs or, like, these objects in the sky.
And they said if you reported it to, like, your
supervisor, if you, like, reported it to the
military, that would be, like, the end of your
career. And that's why so many people didn't
report it. What the fuck? Why, though? It's,
like, a danger. Well, because it's classified.
They want to keep it classified because... I
think, like, you know, the public would probably
panic. I mean, Neil Armstrong, like, even as
his schizophrenic fucking Alzheimer's self before
he died, was like, there's fucking aliens on
the moon. I saw them. I think we looked this
up, and I don't think that was true. No, it was.
It's definitely true. Dude, he seemed, like,
really with it, like, up until, like, I saw some
videos that were done pretty recently, and he
was with it. And people are like, oh, we didn't
go to the moon. He's like, dude, we went to the
moon. And he's like, it was just such a normal
day for us. Because you got to think, these guys
are test pilots. They test new aircraft. They
didn't know that they were going to go to the
moon. They literally didn't. This one's actually
funny. There's a conspiracy theory that Neil
Armstrong. His initial is Neil A., which is alien
backwards. And that's why he was sent to the
moon. Oh, shit. That is fucking weird. That's
funny, though. That's weird, man. Neil A. If
I was schizophrenic and I saw that. I'd be like,
alien. I mean, you wouldn't be able to convince
me it's not true. It has alien in his name. That's
like the biggest troll ever. His name is eight.
The first person to the moon. And the government
thinks we're fucking stupid. His name is alien
backwards. His name is alien backwards. They
think we're fucking morons. There's no fucking
shot that they fucking thought about that. Also,
I love how Martian is just a thing from Mars.
Like, it doesn't like, oh, it's the Martians.
It's just like, that's just a thing that was
from Mars. Alien is a better term for. anything
from space. Dude, there, there are 100 % aliens.
Like, I don't mean that in the sense like little
green men, but there are people just like us
on the other side of the galaxy doing exactly
what we're doing right now. Do you think there's
another earth like that just has like the same
history, like the same thing? Dude, there are
six septillion stars. All right. With how many
of those six septillion stars? have planets just
like ours around them. Things don't just happen
once in the universe. It doesn't work like that.
I guarantee you that there's other human -like
creatures out there. I feel like if we find an
alien, it's going to be closer to us than anything.
So even the closest planets that we can see would
take years to get to if we traveled the speed
of light. Yeah, but they're using wormholes to
get here. Yeah, so they would have to use a wormhole.
have had to use a wormhole to get to Earth. They're
probably using slip space generator type things.
That's what they were saying. They were trying
to reverse engineer. They found these UFOs. What's
so funny about slip space generators? You sounded
so nerdy. You said it was such divinity. They
actually exist. I read a lot. I did a lot of
sci -fi shit when I was young. What was it called?
A slip space generator? Slip space generator.
Or a warp drive. That's what they were trying
to do at Era 51 was reverse engineer UFOs to
see how they could develop technology. Dude,
do you think the stealth bomber did not come
from a UFO? Probably, yeah. Do you think our
fucking stealth bombers were not fucking UFO
inspired? I don't know, man. Those are really,
they look actually like, a stealth bomber looks
like, are you talking about the bomber or the
fighter? I'm talking about the fucking bomber,
the black one with the fucking Y -shaped or the
V -shaped fucking thing. The bomber, if you look
at the profile, the side profile of a bird diving.
The one that flew over my house a couple of times.
That was not. That was a regular -ass commercial
jet. This guy was so high that he thought there
was a plane that drove by? Yeah, because the
lights were in a triangle. He thought the plane
was a triangle. No, dude. I could see the tail
section on the plane. Because you could read
the tail number? Oh, what were we talking about?
The aliens. Yeah. But what were we talking about
before that? Oh, the stealth bomber. Yeah. No,
it looks just like a, um, a Falcon diving. It's
got the same exact shape. So that's like a very
earthly thing, dude. Like alien technology is
like anti -gravity. That's the, that's the only
way because gravity and time are like very connected.
Right? Intrinsically connect. You can't separate
them. There's space and time. Don't we have,
like, huge drones now that you just, like, fucking
land on Earth? Like, with the two propellers
on it? It looks like a helicopter, but it's,
like, a drone. Yeah, that's called a drone. And
they fly troops around, right? No. Are you talking
about, what, like, single, like, a single person?
Oh, no, he's talking about the, are you talking
about, like, the plane that can do, like, the
this with the two propellers? You're talking
about the V -22? They look like... Oh, there's
two propellers on it. It looks like a drone.
I think he's talking about the... But like a
huge... Yeah, yeah. I can't... It's the Osprey.
V -22 Osprey. Let me see. They look just like...
It's like a plane. Yeah. A plane? Is it a...
I saw one the other day. Yes, that. It's a V
-22. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's actually a helicopter
more than it is a plane. Really? Yeah. So if
you like look at... Look, you'll never be able
to unsee this. Look at the fuselage of it. I
thought it was a drone. Looks just like a Blackhawk
fuselage. It does. And I never noticed that.
It does, yeah. But it's actually more a helicopter
than it is a plane. So, yeah. So in that, dude.
It looks like a Blackhawk. You're right. Right.
Yeah. It's weird. You'll never unsee it now.
But those planes, they're like kind of dangerous
because they really had to work out a lot of
bugs. We're the only. in the world that has that
style plane, a tilt rotor aircraft. Yeah, I saw
it. I was like, what the fuck is this? Because
it looks so futuristic. Yeah, well, I mean, they're
kind of old at this point. They're coming out
with a new one. Yeah, I'm sure the military had
them like fucking 40 years ago. No, but what
the benefit is of those, the Marines have like
400 of them. They're like, they have the best
of a helicopter and a plane. So they take off
like a helicopter and then the rotors tilt and
they go into plane mode. And they can do 300
miles an hour as opposed to a Blackhawk that
can only do 150. And then they land and drop
troops. So they can carry 24 troops each. That's
like the equivalent of what's the thing in Halo?
The Pelican? Oh, the Pelican, yeah. That's the
equivalent. That's the thing I was flying in
flight sim that one time, remember? Yeah. You
were flying a Pelican? Yeah, they have a Pelican.
That's awesome. Because it's Microsoft. Oh, yeah.
I thought that was from Dune. No, no, no. Pelican's
from Halo. Yeah, that's Halo. Oh, yeah. It was
really cool. You could like hover. It was like
a helicopter and a plane combined. In Forza,
they let you drive the Warthog. Oh, do they?
That's awesome. That is so ahead of its time,
dude. That game. I love Halo. Halo is one of
the first games that I got super into. My dad
had an Xbox when I was a kid. He liked Halo.
My dad's like, you're just killing aliens. You're
not killing people. He wouldn't let me play Call
of Duty when I was real young, but he'd let me
play Halo. Because he's, like, it's aliens and,
like, the fucking guys look like robots. Like,
the fucking Master Chief looks like a robot even
though he's a person. Yeah. Like, he's like,
you can fucking play that shit. So I played the
fuck out of Halo when I was a kid. Dude, Halo
1 is such a good game. They're making a remastered
version of it. Are they? Coming out, like, I
think, like, early next year. Oh, shit. Is it
going to be on PC? Yes. It's on PC. It's on fucking
PlayStation now. Is it? Halo? It's coming out
on PlayStation. Because they're like, Xbox is
dead. They're like, but it's coming out on PC,
Xbox, and PlayStation. That's wild, dude. Because
they are bringing Microsoft games over to PlayStation.
Flight Simulator just came out for PlayStation
5. Really? I think Max still has my PS2. No,
don't. It's terrible. It's awful? Yeah, the newest
one is awful. What, Flight Sim? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
That's unplayable on Xbox, at least. Yeah. It's
just really bad on PC. But on Xbox, you can't
even play the free flight mode. It was a bait
and switch. So what's the best one to play? 2020.
It's awesome. If you have Microsoft Game Pass,
you can play it on your phone. Really? I have
a pretty hefty PC that I built. And I just haven't
used it in fucking long -ass time. Like, I've
been playing my PlayStation. I've been playing
my Switch that I bought. I haven't played my
PC in fucking forever. Do you know what kind
of graphics card you have? I got a fucking RTX
4070 GT. If you have a 4070, it'll play Flight
Simulator. Yeah. Yeah. I was playing Minecraft.
No, 4070 Ti. Minecraft. It'll definitely, 100%.
Dude, it's a beefy fucking boy. It's a beefy
boy that I got. Yeah, I have a 3070 Ti, and it
does it fine. So I can run everything on, like,
medium. I can run fucking cyberpunk on ultra.
Really? Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah. It's crazy. The
only thing is I don't have, I don't have the
processing power for, uh, RTX because I don't
have, I got to put more, um, Ram cards in. Cause
I only have, I think 16 right now. I'm trying
to get up to 32, 16 gigs. Yeah. Yeah. I want
to get up to 64. They have 64 now. I have 64.
I might, I might do like two 30, like a 32 gig
one. Just. What were some ideas for what we needed
to build in our Minecraft realm? Firehouse, city
hall. City hall, yeah. Firehouse, city hall,
amusement park. Oh, yeah, I was going to build,
like, a giant theme park. Yeah. I mean, we're.
You should build a concentration camp. You should
just build Auschwitz. Just with the train going.
I remember, like, I played soccer in high school,
and there was this Jewish kid on my team. And
the the other kid that was his friend would always
say like oh I'm gonna send you to Auschwitz.
You built Auschwitz in Minecraft? That's a great
video. I don't know if you ever seen that video.
It's like a five second long video where like
it was like this German kid playing. Is that
actually a thing? Yeah. He just goes you what?
What is this? You built Auschwitz? It's really
funny. I mean, we already have a prison, right?
We have jail. Yeah, we have a jail. Yeah, we
have a jail that's on the hill. So we just need
a concentration camp. We built the United States
Capitol. We have the untitled Mount Rushmore.
Oh, really? We have the Lincoln Memorial that
we built with Fred. Dude, I see Freddy at work
sometimes. I literally can't even talk to him.
I'm like, you need to take a report from me because
I can't talk to this guy. Because he's just like
such a meal. I would just lose it. Wait, he's
still working? He's working at the Bruin. Oh,
he doesn't work at Albany Fire though. No. Damn.
Oh, I shouldn't have said that. Can you bleep
that out? Yeah. Yeah, who cares? Nobody's listening.
That's funny. You know, he doesn't have a mustache
anymore. He's got like a five o 'clock shadow.
Was he really as jacked as he was in that picture?
Yeah, he's more jacked. Yes. Yeah, he's probably
on roids. Oh, I'm sure. If that's real. Yeah,
that was real because I remember him being on
scene that fucking night. Wow. Yeah. After his
divorce, he got fucking shredded. Oh, he went
like, yeah, yeah. That mode. Like when you break
up. I kind of see like why Freddie will like
acted the way he did. Cause sometimes when people
get really, uh, really, uh, you know, fucking
retarded with you. You kind of go like in a little
Freddy mode and you're like, you kind of get
channeled like his inner sarcasm. Now listen,
I'm not a doctor. Like when people like start
wanting to like arguing with you. My favorite,
was I with you when he was just like, where we
got called to the dudes who were like, who were
paranoid because they were high on weed. And
he goes, what you need to do is sit down on that
couch, get yourself some Doritos and put on Scooby
-Doo and stop calling 911. Dispatch, we're out.
it was so funny that was so funny we had a patient
it was like a 16 year old kid that just had like
an anxiety attack and he's like he's like no
this is a different call I was a beepus and he's
like now son you need to go to the hospital like
we're not leaving until you go to the hospital
he's like you cannot refuse because you're 16
And then the fucking fire alarm comes in and
they're like, engine seven, like engine two,
engine seven's already on a call. We need you
to go to this, uh, this, this, uh, structure
alarm. He's like. We're going on the box. He
goes, sign this. He holds up the RV. He goes,
sign this. Literally pushes me out of the way.
I fucking fall into a snow bag. He goes, move
the ambulance, bro. We're going on a box. I fucking
drive the ambulance through a snow bag. They
get off on that shit. I left Peepist and the
stretcher on scene for like 10 minutes. One of
my favorite Freddie moments besides that one
was we got a call for somebody who was like,
they're like, I'm having heart palpations. They're
like 20. And then we get on scene and they were,
their heart rate was like 180, like 180, 200.
Like it was fucking, it was cooking. And then
fucking Freddie goes over and he goes, what's
going on here? And then she's like, my heart,
my heart is beating so fast. And he goes, all
right. Did you do any cocaine? Is that that?
Yes. And she goes, no. He goes, did you take
anything? She's like, just my inhaler. He goes,
how many puffs did you take in your inhaler?
Like two or three? She just goes, 57. He's just
like, now that's what's going to do it. My fucking
favorite was some, there was this black lady
and she called. Freddy racist for some reason
because he was like he was being a dick and she
called Freddy racist and he grabs What's his
name? Enrique? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah fucking what's
his name Ricky? Yeah That little that Hispanic
guy. He's like I know this guy I've known this
guy for the last ten years and he's like my best
friend Like first week on the job Oh, my God.
Did we ever tell the story of Iceman on the podcast?
Because that was fucking hysterical, too. Iceman,
yeah. He was funny, too. Dude, we were on set.
It was me and Casey. And I don't even know what
the fucking call was about, but we were just
standing outside when, like, the apartment complex
is out there. And we're just like. It's fucking
cold. And I'm just like, you know, I don't mind
the cold. And he goes, you don't mind the cold?
Look at this guy. You don't mind the cold? What
are you, from Alaska? What are you going to move
to? What are you going to move to Alaska? What
are you? Oh, yeah. It was so hot. It was like
an Indian person. And their apartment was like
110 degrees. Yeah. Oh, yeah. From Alaska? What
are you, like the cold? Huh? Oh, this guy. And
he goes, yeah, these are windows. And he started
talking about the fucking windows. Dude. I, uh,
you're talking about Freddie Peters. So no, this
is a different guy. Oh, yeah. This guy was just
like, we were talking about him for a while.
We were though. Yeah. Yeah. I, uh, I don't have
any like real memorable moments with him. I just
remember him coming into a patient's house, pulling
up a chair at the dining room table. And then
sitting down and filling out his paperwork. Not
even talking to that. I'm just sitting down.
Yeah. Let everybody else do it. Like, but just
make it, you know, hopping himself to there.
He would just go paper. He would not even look
at that. He would just go name allergies. One
of my favorites is we went to what hospital you
want to go to. The huge apartment complex down
the street from the station, like the tall, like
12 -story one. Which station? Central. So which
one is that? I know exactly what it is. 400 Central?
Yeah, something like that, yeah. But we went
to that. But Freddy just pulls up in the rig,
fucking stoke, fucking lit, and he just fucking
smokes a stoke and just throws it out the window.
He's like, well, we got work to do. And he just
jumps out. Oh, my God. My favorite was during
the summertime. He just smoked cigars on scene
just like while talking to patients. It was awesome.
No way. Yeah, it was awesome, dude. I made that
EDM song about Freddie. Oh, yeah. This fight's
getting bigger and bigger. I've been working
on like an EDM album or like a project, side
project I'm doing. Maybe I could release that
Freddie song on the album. Because I think that's
technically public domain. Because he's talking
on the radio, right? Yeah, it's radio transmission.
Oh, yeah. It doesn't matter. Yeah. So, like,
I wouldn't have to pay Freddie royalties. No,
no, no. It's public property. Yeah, no, you're
fine. Does fucking Suicide Boys have to pay fucking
Nextel or Motorola for the click? That would
be funny when he fucking hears it, though. If
he ever hears it, yeah. I don't think you will.
I think you're fine, dude. I think some people
shoved it to him. Oh, really? You just made it
so much worse. All right, let's take a break.
We'll be back on title podcast. I'll give you
a rundown of it. in dixie something about it
just screams on but i'm stuck here on the mountains
i take pleasure out of simple things like so
you like you like upload yourself playing guitar
and the lyrics and the song and like mix a song
in the style you want Yeah, so you got to have
at least a melody, and you have to have some
sort of chord progression. I mean, you could
hum into it, but it wouldn't be as good. But
if you give it the chord progression, the melody,
and then the lyrics, it turns it into a professional
song. Not professional, but it turns it into
at least 90 % of a professional song. Yeah, it's
glitchy sometimes. If you had AI make you a picture.
Yeah. It would like, you know how it fucks up
the fingers sometimes. Yeah. It's like, it'll
give them like six fingers and stuff. There's
like little things that like fucks up, you know,
like it'll put like a drum beats in the wrong
spot. Sometimes it'll put, it'll start to do
a chorus and then I'll skip back and go back
to a verse. And so it's just, it's cool though.
It's cool to hear like your idea. Uh, at least
like if it was professionally mastered, what
it could sound like, you know, I think that's
really sweet. Yeah, I like the one that it did
for this little country anthem that I did. Yeah.
The upstate New York redneck anthem. Yeah. You
think post -nut clarity was given to us evolutionarily?
Yes. It actually is. So you can get back to hunting
for food instead of just jerking off. Really?
Yeah. They're like, no. They're like, yeah, we
got to eat now. Yeah, dude. Because you would
literally just sit there and fuck your pillows.
You wouldn't get anything done. You'd be like,
I'm starving to death, but this feels so good.
Dude, I hate the pose of that clarity that you
get sometimes. Especially if you're watching
a weird girls penetrating other girls with fucking
dildos and shit. You're just watching it and
you're like, what's wrong with that? Well, no.
If you want to go by science, what you have to
do is just go eat food. Seriously? Just go eat
food? Yeah. That's what your body wants you to
do. Chop wood. Yeah, chopping wood raises your
testosterone a shit ton, which is crazy. It's
exactly what you should go do to cure some post
-nut. Are you thinking about the post -nut depression
or post -nut clarity? Clarity. Like when you
just sit there and you're like, God damn. That
was someone's daughter. Yeah. That was my daughter.
No. Jesus Christ. Dude, sometimes it's good,
though. Like, sometimes you need it because,
dude, I found, like, sometimes when I'm having
a hard time getting my day started, right? And
just, like, if I just bust a nut, it's like,
all right, I know exactly what I got to do. I
got to go to the gym. I got to, like, you know,
it forces you to go do things. Like, if you're
just, like, if you're in a state of pre -nut.
You're just kind of, like, retarded. One time
I was driving, and I just fucking busted a nut
on the twin bridges. Wow. Wow. Wow, Casey, that's
fucked. How the fuck did you do that? You know
why that's fucked up? Let me tell you why that's
fucked up. So there was a guy from my... Were
you, like, in traffic? No, no, I was just driving.
I was like, I was probably like, that was the
only time you've never crashed the car. I was
like, fuck, I've never busted a nut in your nose.
You've never been like, I cannot wait to get
home. I just, yeah, that was it. I was like,
never again. Because I almost fucking ended up
in the Mohawk River. Just imagine you fucking
die and they pull your fucking corpse out. They're
like, there's semen in his pants. He was jerking
off. Dear God, this is the sickest case I've
ever seen. Dude, there's a guy who... Ah, man,
I don't know if I should say this or not. No,
you should. There was a guy who was from the
area I'm from that was a state trooper, died
in a helicopter accident. That's rough. And he
died with another girl that was from Rensselaer.
She was a helicopter pilot. In the military?
Yeah. And so I wrote a letter to the governor's
office saying that... they should rename the
twin bridges after them because they died together.
Yeah. Because the twin bridges are named after.
Yeah. But he's already got a bridge in Brooklyn.
Yes. Which is like a way bigger bridge. It's
like, dude, okay. You can't have two bridges.
Like give it, make it like dedicated to these
people. So they gave me like, I got an automated
response, you know, but, and they each got actually
one of their own bridges. So, yeah. So in their
own hometowns, you know, but it's like, you know,
the one that the one guy helicopter pilot got
is like, It's my pilot truck stop in Rotterdam.
I don't know if you know where that is, but it's
just like, it's an overpass. It's like, dude,
give him the twin bridges. How, how cool would
that be? Yeah. Because it's like our veterans,
like supporting us, you know, and there they
are like supporting traffic. Like it's metaphorical.
And here's Casey busting. I don't know if I was
in Albany or Saratoga County when I busted that
nut. Dude, how did you do that? Were you fucking
whacking him off or were you like rubbing your
cock against your pants? No, I think I was just
like probably a teenager. I was jerking off.
That's insane. No, it's not. I mean, dude, bro,
I know somebody. We all know this person. I think
you know him. But you definitely know him, Casey.
He told me that one time he was coming back from
Connecticut and he's like, ah, dude, I just fucking.
Had to jerk off so bad, but I didn't want to
not everywhere so I reached back and I had some
EMS gloves Black gloves and nutted in it I was
telling Tyler how about how this guy we used
to work with caught like walk it walk it walk
into a Schenectady sex shop that has, like, a
glory hole in it. Oh, shit. And he was, like,
he was, like, using the glory hole and, like,
cheating on his wife and, like, fucking looking
up crack horrors. Is this Kyle? No, no, no. He's
getting pegged by crack horrors. Oh, my God.
Bro, the thing is, is, like, glory holes are
a gay thing. Yeah, absolutely. But he was, like,
I'm not gay. Yeah, he's gay. He's, like, getting
your dick sucked by a dude. That's like 100%.
Speaking of weird fucking things, I remember
having sex at the Scenic Overlook in Lake George.
The Scenic Overlook? Yeah, if you go on Route
9 and there's a part that you can pull off on.
It's still a fucking public street. It's just
a public road that has a scenic outlook. There's
not trees. There's nothing. It's literally just
a fucking extended shoulder that you can park
your car in and look at the thing. I fucked my
ex -girlfriend. there huh i can't picture exactly
where it is it's up by bolton landing but yeah
i did that and i was just like there's just cars
going by and cars that would like pull up behind
us and then probably recognize what we're doing
and then just just pull out because like it was
cold it was a cold night so like it was like
all the windows were fogged up so i was like
yeah where's the weirdest place you had sex casey
Probably parked in someone's driveway. Not solo
sex. We know where that was. Your one -some.
Your one -some. Probably parked in the driveway
of a random house. I didn't know whose it was.
In my car. That's crazy. Wow. He was self -servicing
on the fucking highway. Yeah. When I was younger,
I was real uncomfortable saying the word masturbation
for some reason, so I always called it self -servicing.
And I think self -servicing sounds so much funnier
now to say that. Yeah, I'm just self -servicing.
It's way worse than just saying masturbation.
Yeah. Where was the weirdest place that you did
it? Well, I'd say anything sexual on the way
to church. I got an elbow job. An elbow job?
You got a weenus job. My buddy's sister was jerking
me off with her elbow. Busted a knot in my pants.
Damn. Yeah, I felt real bad about that. That
was like, you know like when you feel real guilty?
Yeah. Like, dude, I went into church with fucking
nut all over my pants. I had to go right to the
bathroom, clean it up. I felt bad. I'm like,
I'm going to hell for this. Yeah. Let me see
the, the, the one time I did it and on the scenic
overlook, that was a weird one. Um, what else
did I do? I did that there. Um, fuck. There's
a couple other weird ones. I remember one, I
did it in the bathroom of like a, like camp with
my ex girlfriend. that one wasn't like too crazy
it was just like just in the woods in the bathroom
like it was like an outhouse type thing that
was not sanitary um yeah but i mean there's a
whole bunch of different like fucking stupid
places where everybody does like stupid things
i think i did it in a cemetery in my car that's
morbid well that's fucked up yeah yeah that's
morbid i mean it's a it was a secluded spot but
like it's still in a cemetery yeah um I told
you about the car wash. I did it in the car wash
once, too. That one was weird, though. I didn't
realize there was a camera in the car wash. You
should see Tyler's bare ass pushed against the
window. What do you think necrophiliacs think
about? They're like, damn, this fucking dead
body is so hot. Dude, did you see the thing I
sent to the chat? I think I sent it to the chat.
The chick that fucked like 30 dudes. No. Sorry,
30 dead dudes. There's a lot of women that way.
How can you get hard if you're dead? Dude, I
don't know. So the final thing that they're in
is she was driving the hearse for a funeral procession,
and she drove out of the procession and drove
off and stole the body. and had sex with her.
That's insane. Yeah, dude. That's crazy. Yeah,
and then they fucking caught her. She, like,
admitted she had sex with a body and she'd had
sex with 30 male bodies. Yeah, and then she,
like, changed her name and went missing. Hold
on a sec. Dude, I swear to God this is true.
I'm going to ask ChatGPT what her name was. That's
crazy. How do you get an erection? I don't know,
dude. I think she said that she was, like, really
into the, like, the vibe of death. And that's
what turned her on. It wasn't so much that they
were dead and it was like the whole motion that
goes with it and everything. Hold on a sec. Let
me see what her name was. There was a famous
female necrophiliac who stole a hearse and drove
it away to have sex with the body. She had sex
with like 30 male bodies. What was her name?
Oh my God, that's a crazy thing. I'm not aware
of any documented historical... Stop. You know.
Look at it. It's on Wikipedia. Look it up. I
know it might seem like something out of a really
wild story, but I promise I'm not just holding
back. There's not actually a well -known documented
case of a female. Oh my God, dude. Stop. Why
is it black? Hold on. I like her. Watch. I won't
give so much detail. Name. What's a famous female
necrophiliac? What's her name? There's not really
a famous or widely known female necrophiliac.
Yes, there is. This bitch. I'll look it up on
Google. It'll pop right up. Let's see. ChatGPT
is just fucking with me because it's trying to
be politically correct. There's not such a thing
as a famous necrophiliac. You could have said
infamous maybe. Yeah. Infamous. Karen Greenlee.
Look at that. It pops right up. So I'm going
to fucking go back to Karen Greenlee. Can you
tell me about Karen Greenlee and what she was
arrested for? Absolutely. So Karen Greenlee is
actually one of the few known cases that people
sometimes mention. She was a funeral home apprentice
in California in the late 1970s. She actually
did steal a hearse and she took liberties with
the deceased body. That led to her being arrested
and the case getting some media attention. But
she's not exactly super famous in the mainstream
sense, just one of those rare known examples.
What else did she do? Yeah, so beyond that initial
incident, what happened was Karen Greenlee actually
wrote a pretty detailed letter kind of confessing
to multiple acts of necrophilia. And she even
talked about, you know, her fascination with
death and the whole kind of subculture around
it. So it became this kind of infamous case in
certain circles. But it wasn't like she went
on to do a lot more that was documented. It was
really that one case that stood out and got some
notoriety. That's what I thought. She was trying
to play dumb. She's like, oh, I don't know. As
we discussed earlier. Weird. You guys have any
weird relationships that just never worked out?
Like you tried to flirt with a girl and they
just fucking fell apart immediately? I had one
where I was flirting with this girl from the
subway that I frequented by my house when I was
younger. I was, I think, 17 or 18. No, I think,
yeah, I was 18. and i would go to subway all
the time and then she just goes hey and i go
yeah what's up and like i thought she was cute
and i was trying to like flirt with her she just
goes i know you come in at this time so i made
the sub for you like right before you came and
i saw your car so i started making your sub and
she just goes have a good day ralphie and i go
what and she just goes yeah yeah ralphie's your
name right and i go that's not even close. And
she just goes, no, you're, you're, you're fucking
me. Your name's Ralphie. I'm like, who the fuck
was named? Who names their child? Ralphie. I'm
like, my name is Tyler. She's like, Oh. And I'm
like, I don't like that made me like lose everything
for her. Like immediately. Like that. I feel
like, I feel like that's worse than being called
a different name during sex because like she
was so confident that my name was Ralphie that
I was like, oh, okay. I don't like this anymore.
Was she hot? Yeah, she was cute. But that one
was one that was ruined. And there was a girl
in my high school that I was in love with my
freshman year. And she wouldn't give me the time
of day. And then one day I was like, oh, hey,
I think that we should, you know, you want to
go to homecoming with me? Okay. Oh, that would
be the cat. Yeah. And I go, you want to go to
homecoming with me? And she didn't just say no.
She like brutally was like, why would I ever
go to a dance with you? Like out of all people.
Rejection. You? Damn. That's, no. Not even in
your wildest dreams. And I'm like, a simple no
would suffice. Wow. It was brutal. That was the
worst like. like rejection I ever got. She like
dressed me down. There was like 10 people around
and she just dressed me down. Damn. And I was
like, all right. If I didn't want to kill myself
before, I do now. Was this before or after the
closet incident? It was right around the same
time. Now we know. Yeah, but I was like, Jesus.
Have you talked about the closet incident on
here? I think I have. I don't want to bring it
up if you didn't. Yeah, I think I talked about
the closet incident. You ever have anything along
those lines? Very similar, dude. So there was
a girl I liked in high school named... And she,
dude, she had a beautiful face, right? And she
smelled so good. She used to wear this perfume
called Love Spell. And she had this little. You
know the name of the perfume. Yes, yes. That's
crazy. She had this little hatchback Geo Metro
and I would sneak out of my house and she'd come
pick me up and her whole car reeked of it. Like
her pencils in school reeked of this perfume.
It was like multiple perfumes together, but that
was like one of them. And dude, I just like,
I didn't like her at first because she was like
fat. Right. And then she, uh, I went to a party,
like the biggest party we had in high school.
And I ended up riding in the back of a pickup
truck bed to somebody else's house. First time
I smoked weed and, uh, my, so I was hammered
and I was fucking high. So you crossed. I was
crossed. And my buddy, my buddy was videotaping
me. Right. And everybody in school knew that
like, we kind of had like a thing going on. Like
we kind of liked each other. I really liked her,
but she was just a little too fat for me. And
he's like, yeah, but yeah, but I did. I really
like, I had a thing for her, but it was like,
I was just like, ah, she's just, you know, a
little too big. But, um, he's like videotaping
me. He's like, Hey Dan, what do you, what do
you think of Sammy P? Right. And I go, she's
fat dude yes dude he fucking showed it to everybody
dude and so i'm still friends with this girl
but dude she she lost so much weight and she
got so fucking hot right and this was like this
is so you ruined this bitch yeah yeah dude and
she um i forget exactly how it played out but
i was kind of hoping to go to prom with her.
Did not work out. No dude. And she had, she had
gotten hot and she was like, I said, prom is
what grade? I had mine in 11th. Oh, okay. Okay.
So that would make sense. So she had gotten hot
and I was hoping to go to prom with her. And
I asked her and she's like, you're just too short.
And I was like, fuck bro. And then when you,
when you can't have something, Like, that's all
you want. She wants you more. Yeah, dude. And
she's just like, oh, God. Here, I'll show you.
At least she was shallow back. Right, right.
So I deserve that in every way, shape, or form.
It's like you deserve it, but it's still like,
fuck. It's still fucking suck, yeah. Because
it's like, I thought it was like a given. Like,
we're going to prom together. Yeah, so my prom,
I went alone, right? And there's this girl who
was a bigger girl at the time. Uh, let me get
closer to Mike. Sorry. I lean back. Um, but there,
it was, she was a bigger girl at the time and,
uh, she didn't, she didn't go with anybody. I'm
like, I don't have anybody to walk out with.
Cause they did like this whole like thing where
like you walked out with a person. She looks
sad. So I'm like, Hey, I'll walk you out. I don't
got anybody to go with. Like if you're cool with
that, she's like, yeah. So we walked out together.
She was like super happy. Like we did a couple
of dances together, fucking three years down
the line when I was freshly graduated high school.
I just got. I just got out of a relationship
with the girl I was dating, like right after
that. She, I saw her on my Instagram and I'm
like, oh, I haven't talked to you in forever.
She got, she lost a shit ton of weight, like
all that. And I'm like, hey, I wasn't even trying
to like flirt with her. I was just like, hey,
like what's going on? I haven't talked to you
in a while, like type thing. And she just goes,
oh, are you going to shoot your shot now? Oh,
you're going to, you're going to try to, you're
going to try to flirt with me now. You're going
to like try to get with me now. I'm like, not.
particularly i wasn't i was just trying to say
hi and she just goes yeah try yeah i uh not into
that yeah so um i'm like i was the only one who
was fucking nice to you i took it i took you
to prom when you were alone like jesus and i'm
like even if i wanted to like date you Like at
this point, like what the fuck's wrong with you?
I was the only one that was nice to you. And
now you're being a bitch to me. Like I hate when
shit like that happens. Like when you're specifically
nice to somebody and then when they get like
quote unquote better, are they better themselves?
They're like, fuck you. I'm like, what the, I
was the only, I was nice to you. Oh my God. Like,
I'm like, I don't even want to, like, I wasn't
even trying to, like, there's no ulterior motives.
I just wanted to, like, be like, hey, how you
doing? I saw, like, congrats on, like, losing
all, like, the weight and stuff. Like, you look
great. Like, not even, like, in, like. Congratulations
on not being fat anymore. But, like, you could
tell that she, like, worked on it. And I was
going to be like, yo, good job. Like, you did
a good job, like, type thing. It takes, like,
effort. It's not, like, it just doesn't just
happen. And then she's like, fuck you. And I'm
like. All right, go fuck yourself then. I shouldn't
have took you to prom, cunt. Wow. Damn. What
a coont. That's fucked up, man. Damn. All right,
gentlemen. Let's get to a game of Jeopardy. All
right. This isn't going to work. I guarantee
the thing. Oh, does it work? Yeah, it works.
Wow. Welcome back to Jeopardy. Here with your
nearly 20 -time winner, Dan, the vitamin man.
Oh, yeah. What happened since I was born? Dan
won 20 times. That's what fucking happened. 37
-time winner, Tyler. All right. The loser of
this Jeopardy has to get a shooter. Get the fucking
shooter. We got two shooters for you. Oh, my
God. Look at that. Shooter. I'm going to the
gym after this. I'll take one on my stairs. Fucking
Tito sucks. Fucking... Is there any musical ones
I need my headphones for this time? No, I don't
think so. All right. Categories today. Largest
cities. Lady Antebellum. I can't do that one.
Larry, Moe, or Curly. Two letter abbreviations.
The space race. It happened on Halloween and
the last episodes. Dan, you won last time. Let's
do two word abbreviations. Two letter abbreviations.
Two letter abbreviations. 200. Tiesto and Darude
are examples of this kind of musician. What are
DJs? I was going to say ADM. That's only two.
Gladiator is baseball? What the fuck is that?
It's a fucking softball team or something. Dance
pig. Let's do two word abbreviations. Two letter.
Two letter abbreviations for 600. Or is it an
800? Let's do an 800. 800. I'll freely tell you
that this is a computer's address on the internet.
What is an IP? You gotta say what it stands for.
What is the... Can I? What is internet protocol?
Wait, wait. They're known as... So, the DJs.
Disc jockey. It's a disc jockey. Oh, yeah. You're
supposed to say the full name. Oh, okay. Well,
I said it. Disc jockey. It's a disc jockey. So
internet protocol. I think Dan got that. Yeah.
Dan's pick. Let's do two letter abbreviations
for 600. 600. Also known as consumption. Doc
Holliday. What is tuberculosis? Fuck! Oh, my
God. Dude, you're just a second sooner. You're
a second sooner than me. Fuck. Damn, Dan. Dan's
pick. Let's do, we got a 400. 400. Each side
of this type of vinyl record could hold. What
is an LP and an EP? Long play and an extended
play. Long play, yes. Dan's pick. Is there a
200? We already did 200, right? 1 ,000. Let's
do 1 ,000. Thousand. If you have a computer problem
at work, you may need to call this department.
What is IT for? Oh, shit. Information technology.
Yes. How do you not know this? Yeah, I was like,
fuck. Dan, you got Florida City's Lady Antebellum,
Larry Curlier Moe, The Space Race. Happened on
Halloween and last episodes. Let's do the space
race for... Let's do a thousand. Fucking just
fucking cooking. A thousand. Dezeek and Tysgan
became the first of these in the space when the
Soviets launched them. What are cosmonauts? No.
Oh, well, finish the question. Became the first
of these in space when the Soviets first launched
them in 1951. What are satellites? No. Whatever.
Say it again. The question. Uh, the Zeke and
ties can became the first of these in space when
the Soviets launched them in 1951. What are monkeys?
Oh no. I'm going to stop. That would be dogs.
Ah, I'm going to say, but what have you said?
Animals that have counted. I don't think so.
Maybe, but he didn't, so. I said dogs. DevPeg.
We got roasted on that one. Yeah, we said monkeys.
They said fucking dogs. Let's do the space one
for 800. 800. Also the name of a zodiac sign.
This U .S. program tested space flight and prepared.
What is Gemini? Astronauts for Apollo. Yes. Nice.
There's a lot of them, though, that are. Let's
do last episodes. No. I think it's just Gemini.
Uh, what? Last episodes. Last episodes. 200.
Don't Stop Believin' played out this HBO drama.
What is it? Sopranos. Yes. Nice. That's a weird
ending. Like, how it just cuts to black. So you
don't... Did he die? Did it just cut to black?
So they bring him into that room, right? No,
it was at a restaurant. Like, it was at, like,
a diner. Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm
thinking of the scene where they kill the guy.
Yeah, yeah. Let's continue on that one. 400.
This 2019 fantasy epic closed with Bran Stark
crowned king to mixed reactions. What is Game
of Thrones? Yes. Tyler's pick. We'll continue
on this. 600. The final episode of this 90s sitcom
found its four main characters ending up in prison.
What is Seinfeld? Yeah. They steal the love of
Brad Pitt. Dan's big. Let's do... Give me some
of the other categories. Largest Cities, Lady
Antebellum, Larry Mower Curly. Let's do Larry
Mower Curly for 200 and see what this is about.
200. I think that's just the name. The bartender's
been voiced by Hank Azera on The Simpsons. What
is Moe? Yes. Or who is Moe? Yep. The last episodes
again. 800. The final episode of this drama series
was titled Felina in reference to three periodic
elements. Iron... What is Breaking Bad? I don't
know if it's fucking... I feel like I'm hitting
it faster. Dan's pick. Let's do Mole, Curly,
whatever the fuck that is. Let's do 400. 400.
On VeggieTales, he's the cucumber best friend.
What is Larry? Who is Larry? Yes. We'll do last
episodes for a thousand. A thousand. In this
Island Mysteries 2010 finale. What is lost? Fuck.
Fuck you. I was so fucking close to hitting that.
Fuck. At island, I should have just hit it. Yeah,
no, I know. That's what it sucks about. See,
in real Jeopardy, you couldn't do that, though.
You have to wait until it finishes. So that's
where we kind of fucking don't follow the rules.
Let's do the Larry Moe and Curly one. 600. Popular
name for Coach Lambeau, founder of the Green
Bay Packers. Who's Curly? Yes. What are the other
categories? Largest Cities, Lady Antebellum,
The Space Race, and It Happened on Halloween.
Let's do Halloween. Halloween for $200. On this
day in 1941, construction on this landmark in
the Dakota Black Hills was completed. Was it
Mount Rushmore? Yes! Allie Mack would have been
like, no, no, no, no! 400. On this day in 1922,
this leader was made Prime Minister of Italy.
Who was Mussolini? Yes. It was Halloween? I guess.
Let's do the Halloween one. 600. This capital
Nevada city was officially founded October 31st.
1864. What is Reno? Nevada? Reno. No. Oh, shit.
The same day Nevada became a U .S. state. What
is Las Vegas? Oh, no. I don't know any other
cities in fucking Nevada. It'd be Carson City.
I didn't think that was the capital. Yeah, it's
the capital. I thought Reno was too. I was going
to say Reno. Huh. Yeah. Uh, Dan's pick. Uh, let's
do the Halloween one. What's the score, by the
way? 800. Tyler's got 200. Dan's got 4 ,200.
Holy shit. Yeah, I lost those 2 ,000s. Yeah,
that's why I was like, I gotta stay away from
that one. Uh, 800. In 1926, this legendary magician
died after complications. That's fucking, ah,
I should've known that. Houdini, yes. That was
fucking easy. Damn. Daniel? Is there any Halloween
ones up? Yeah. Thousand. This first female prime
minister of the UK resigned on October 31st,
1990. Oh, what the fuck's her name? I'm not going
to say it. Oh, what the fuck's her name? Oh,
God. Who is Margaret Thatcher? Oh! I was trying
to fucking think of the name. I couldn't think
of the name. I'm going to play Runaway by Kanye
West for you. I was afraid to say it because
I'm like, I think I know, but I don't know if
she's American. Dan, you got a runaway. You got
Larger Cities, Lady Antebellum, Larry Moe Curley,
or The Space Race. That sucks. Let's do The Space
Race. What are we on? 200. Yeah, let's do 200.
Fuck it. 200. This U .S. agency was created in
1958. What is NASA? The National Air and Space
Administration. Oh, yeah. Damn. Damn. You're
just faster on the buzzer today. I don't know.
I think you put some chemicals in that coffee.
Damn. Let's do the space one for 600. For 600.
Danny got 6 ,200. I'm fucked. I'll do... I have
200, Dan. Just fucking... I'll do 1 ,000. 1 ,000,
that's it? Alright. I don't think there's any
way I can catch up. 1 ,000. While Neil and Buzz
walked on the moon, he remained in orbit aboard
Apollo 11's command module. Fuck. Fuck, dude.
Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin. While Neil and Buzz
walked on the moon, he remained in orbit aboard
Apollo 11's command module. Neil Armstrong, Buzz
Aldrin, and Grissom. Who's Grissom? Oh, no. That'd
be Michael Collins. Oh. That's fine. Who's Grissom?
Who was Grissom? I don't know. I've never heard
of that. Hold on a sec. Who is Grissom associated
with the space program? You're probably thinking
of Gus Grissom. He was one of the original NASA
Mercury 7 astronauts and a key figure in the
early US space program. Why is she fucking always
talking down? Space one for Let's do maybe I
can win back half what I lost. Let's do it. No,
let's do you know a thousand fuck it There's
genuinely no wagon even when you do that. Alright,
the Mariner 10 probe also made observations of
Venus as it flew by on its way towards this planet,
its primary mission objective. What is Mars?
He says, what is Mars? I don't know, that would
be Mercury. Oh, really? Fuck. It's one of those
M planets. Those Daily Doubles fucked me, huh?
Not too bad. Dan, you got Largest Cities, Lady
Antebellum, Larry Moerkerl. Let's do Lady Antebellum.
For $200. As a teenager, she helped the Lewis
and Clark expedition reach the Sacagawea. Yes.
Oh, I thought you were talking about the hardest.
Oh, no. Let's do Lady Antebellum for $400. $400.
Dolly Madison saved the Lansdowne portrait of
Washington from this federal building as it burned
down in 1814. Where's the White House? Yes. Damn.
Don't give up, bro. There's literally statistically
no way. There actually is. There's still all
three $800 questions and $3 ,000 questions left.
Lady Antebellum for, what are we on? 600 or 800?
600. Born Isabella Bomfrey, this honest lady
famously asked, ain't I a woman at 1851 convention?
What is the Geneva Convention? No. Oh, oh, oh,
oh, fuck. No, it was in Geneva, New York. What
is... Oh, I'm not going to say it. It's the Women's
Rights Convention. I can't think of the name
of it. No. That'd be Sojourner Truth. Oh. Oh,
it was the person. Yep, it was the person. Oh,
I wouldn't know that. The Geneva Convention is
a war thing. Yes, it is. Yeah, that was in World
War I. But the Women's Rights thing was in Geneva,
New York. Right? Yeah. Okay. What was that called?
Dude. Geneva Convention. Was it? No. No, the
Geneva Conference was the... Women's rights thing?
No, that was the war thing. Oh. Yeah. Geneva
Convention was the fucking war thing. Are you
retarded? Yeah, I think because they say, oh,
it's against the Geneva Convention. Yes, you
fucking idiot. I might be retarded. All right.
Same category for the next one. Lady Antebellum,
800, known as the Conductor of the Underground
Railroad. Yes. Nice. I guess we'll finish off
this goddamn category. For 1 ,000. You got 1
,000. You can wager 1 ,000. Fuck. That's 1 ,000,
I guess. Whatever. 1000. This First Lady, wife
of the nation's third president, died before
he took office, but left behind a legacy of letters
showing her sharp intellect and strong will.
Shares a name with the nation's first First Lady.
I know it's Martha. The third First Lady. Martha
Jefferson. Correct. Nice. Damn. That was a good
one. I was like, it's either Jefferson. I'm like,
eh. What are the other categories? It's the biggest
city in something else, right? Where did my fucking
Jeopardy board go here? Just disappeared. Oh,
there it is. You got Largest Cities and Larry
Mower Curly. 800. This was another nickname for
Crazy Horse, a Native American Sioux leader who
fought against U .S. imperialism. Anyone? It
could be Moe. That would be Curly. I'm glad I
didn't buzz in for that. Tyler Spick. Yeah, 1
,000. First name of one of the co -founders of
Google. Oh, sorry. Larry. Larry. Yes. Larry Page?
Or what is it? Yeah, Larry Page. That's right.
I didn't even know that. I thought it was just
fucking Bill Gates, the fucking pedophile. No,
that's Microsoft. Oh, Google. I was thinking
Microsoft. I was like, Bill Gates? Death Pig,
you got Larger Cities. That's it? Yeah. Let's
do Larger Cities. Let's see how bad this is.
Let's start at 200. 200, the largest cities in
South Carolina and West Virginia share this name.
Also a dance. 400, prior to 1930, this largest
Turkish city and cultural hub. What is Istanbul?
Istanbul. Alright, 600. This largest city in
Alberta was named for a Scottish castle on the
island of Mull. Fuck if I know. I'm not from
Canada. Say it again. This largest city in Alberta
was named for a Scottish castle on the island
of Mull. It's Alberta. It was Calgary. Oh, really?
Calgary? Is the name after a castle? No. Damn,
for 800. The largest city in northern Italy is
also the capital of the country's Lombardy region.
Say it again. Largest city in northern Italy.
It's also the capital of... Lombardi region.
Lombardi? But it's not the capital of the country.
What are the scores? Dan's got 4 ,600. Todd's
got 2 ,200. 2 ,200. What is Venice? Oh, no. I'm
not answering. What's the other one? I was thinking
Rome. Was it Rome? All right, that was Mulan.
Fuck. Mulan? Yeah, I'm not a... Mulan, isn't
that a derogatory term in Italian? I thought
it was Mulan. Oh, M -I. Yeah. Mulan means, like,
a black person. Mulan is fucking the Disney princess.
Right, but in Italian it means, like... Black
person. Black, yeah. Really? Because that has
to do with, like, eggplant. Oh. That's fucking
stupid. Uh, 4 ,000. Hold on a sec. Thousand,
this capital and largest city of a Caribbean
island country is located just 90 miles from
Key West, Florida. God, there's so many of them.
This capital and largest city of a Caribbean
island country is located just 90 miles from
Key West, Florida. Oh, fuck. Dude, it's going
to be fucking Saint something. Because it's like,
that's what they all are. It's like, St. Paul,
St. Martin. I'm just going to go out on a limb.
What is Havana? Oh, Havana, yes. Oh, shit. Nice.
I was like, I'm just going to go out on a limb.
Wait, so say the question again. Havana? I thought
that was Cuba. The capital and largest city of
a Caribbean island country. Cuba's Caribbean?
Yes. Wow. I just remember that. I never considered
it. All right, pretty close. Tyler's got 3 ,200.
Dan's got 3 ,800. Wow. I just remember that because
when I was on the cruise, we went past Cuba.
And I'm like, I guess it's in the Caribbean.
Tyler's got 3 ,200. Dan's got 3 ,800. What's
the category? Let's just say currency. Currency?
Yeah. You got your wagers question is name one
of the two US states depicting musical instruments
on their state quarters To the US states one
of the two US states depicting musical instruments
on their state quarters What did you say? Well,
it's one out of two. Name one out of two. Name
one out of two? Yeah. I thought you meant both.
No. Can I say both? And if I get one right, it's
good? You have to give one. What if I get two?
Then you're just an overachiever. You have to
say one of the two? Yeah. I was thinking one
of these two states had to have it. I'm still
thinking. I mean, the response would have to
be one answer. One of the two. That has a musical
instrument. Yeah. Fuck, dude. Really? I would
have been wrong on that one. No shit. I'm happy
I chose the other one. That's shocking. I figured
that that would be... Huh. Crazy. Whatever. I'm
just guessing. I have no idea. Alright, Dan gave
two guesses. Oh, I thought you said... No, it
was just one. Oh, shit. Did I gotta pick one?
Yeah. Alright, pick the first one then. It was
Tennessee and Texas. That was crazy. Tennessee.
He bet $299. $4 ,099. Tyler said Tennessee. He
bet $2 ,000. He's up to $5 ,200. Damn! Tyler
wins. Damn. I thought I was done. Got me on.
See, you're giving up, dude. I was like, I'm
good. I've been playing Jeopardy. I watch Jeopardy
every night. I play it on both of them. Dude,
it's fucking sick on both of them. Because it
uses your phone. It uses your phone. Oh, really?
So the one for PlayStation. Yeah. Damn, that
was good, dude. Tyler wins. Win number 38. Damn.
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die and become ghosts? They're killing all the
already born babies and sell them to the Chinese.
Aliens exist. Somewhere in China, in some base,
there are super soldiers that are at least 9
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soldiers. Then they are extraterrestrials. them
die of this virus. You feel bump, bump, bump,
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