For all we know, robots have souls. We just don't
know if they do or don't. How do you know? Have
you ever been a cyborg or a robot? You think
we were the first ones to inhabit this planet?
Fuck no. No, no, we are jumping down this fucking
rabbit hole. Yes, we are. There's people out
there with some really dumb thoughts. Extended
episode. Where did the fucking Stonehenge come
from? You're telling me that they didn't die
and become ghosts? They're killing already born
babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, in some base, there are super
soldiers that are at least 9 or 10 feet tall.
They have bread and super soldiers. Then they
are extraterrestrials. They are aliens. I do
not negotiate with parrots. My desire is this.
Oh, yeah. Welcome to Untitled Podcast. Episode
126. Oh, wow. He's here with Dan. That's a good
number. Good, good number. With Dan and Tucker
the dog. The official dog of the podcast. Looks
just like Lassie. Dan, it's a fucking big week.
Congress just passed a bill to release the Epstein
files, put it on Trump's desk. And he signed
it. We're getting the Epstein files. Yeah. Fucking
celebration. You thought he wouldn't sign it.
I think he had to sign it. I think if he didn't
sign it, he would be immediately impeached and
removed from office. Well, look, you got to make
some decisions as president. And sometimes those
are the shit. Everybody on the left wants him
to be in it. And I really just don't think you're
going to get that. But he already had the file
scrubbed, right? Well, I mean, did he have it
scrubbed? Did Obama have it scrubbed? Did Biden
have it scrubbed? It's been through a lot of
hands at this point. So, dude, why wouldn't they
pull out that nuclear bomb if they had it in
their back pocket? I think he's saying we have
nothing to hide because he just kind of had to.
Like, he's kind of lying about it, probably.
I just really don't think he's in them. He said
today, he goes, the Epstein files are a Democrat
problem. He goes, it's not a Republican problem.
He goes, it's going to be a problem for the Democrats,
not for the Republicans. Dude, but what about
these, I mean, these emails that Jeffrey Epstein's
like, he's like the dog that hasn't barked. And
he's like. I read this one story about this,
like, 14 -year -old girl, right? And she went
to Jeffrey Epstein's, I don't know, Islander
house or something. And Donald Trump came in.
And he was, like, making, like, sexual comments
about her. And then he just, and Jeffrey Epstein's
like, oh, this one's not for you. And then he
just went in the other room with, no, Jeff went
in the other room and, like, fucked, like, a
kid or something. And Donald was just, like,
watching. And then they left. But where did you
hear this? From the girl, the 14 -year -old girl,
who was a witness. Oh, what's her name? Oh, I
forgot her name. Oh, well, I mean, you didn't
have your details together. It was in that justice
file from the court case where they sued Trump.
Oh, right. So the one that retracted her statement.
No, not that one. It was a different one. Oh,
okay. How many of these are there? Well, I think
there was 28 people that accused Trump of sexual
misconduct or something. Yeah, but did they accuse
him after he ran for president or before? I think
it's been going on since the 90s. I don't think
so. Yeah, he was on Epstein's Island in 94. I
mean, you just made that up, dude. No, no. That's
literally from the court case. That's when it
was talking about. That's when this 14 -year
-old girl. Was there when it was the 90s. But
there's no flight logs or proof that he's ever
been there. Well, there is. I mean, dude, you're
banking on it. I don't think it's true, though.
I don't know. We'll see. Look, here's my thing.
Here's where you've got me, and here's where
you don't got me. Where I don't follow. You've
got me on his absolute balls to the wall. attempt
to obstruct this getting out right yeah that's
like dude it's like what the fuck he just suddenly
changed his mind well he didn't have a choice
oh dude didn't you see that thing i said about
the pocket veto and that's why he suddenly changed
his mind no you said that you said the pocket
but i guess that that doesn't make sense because
he already signed it but right you said he wasn't
going to and he's going to use the pocket veto
yeah that's what the one guy on twitter said
Oh, he was wrong. So, um, look, you had me at
that case that was withdrawn, right? The one,
it was Virginia actually, I believe. Right. The
one who committed suicide. Um, she, uh, you know,
if somebody puts forward, uh, an accusation like
that and then they withdraw it. You're right,
dude. That's like a major red flag. It's like
there's a lot of powerful people being investigated
here. She said Trump told her that he was going
to kill her and her family if she talked. She
didn't say that. You made that up. No, I didn't
make that up. That was in what she testified
in the court document. No. Yeah, no. Let me find
where I sent it to you. Right, so look, here's
the thing. If that actually happened, Here's
a scenario. Because, dude, I'm not going to defend
Donald Trump just because he's Donald Trump.
If some shit is sketchy, I'm going to call it
out. If somebody comes forward and says something,
and this was a significant period of time before
it was popular, before the whole Epstein thing
was really popular, it's way more believable.
Right? Because nobody had made those accusations
yet. Yeah. So just because she pulls him back
doesn't mean that there's no validity. You know?
Right. I mean, I'm sure a lot of people are scared
to go up against these powerful billionaires.
Yeah. Both defendants let the plaintiff know
that each was a very wealthy, powerful man and
indicated that they had the power, ability, and
means to carry out threats of... You know, their
death. Yeah, but that's intimidating a witness.
Indeed, defendant Trump stated that the plaintiff
shouldn't ever say anything if she didn't want
to disappear like Maria, a 12 -year -old girl
that was forced to be involved in the third incident
with Trump. And the plaintiff has not seen that
third incident. And that he was capable of having
her whole family killed. This is in the court
document. All right, so why wouldn't the district
attorney, why wouldn't the sovereign district
of New York keep the case open? Why would they
close it? What was the result of this case? I
don't even know. Yes, it was dropped because
she withdrew her. Oh, she withdrew because. Her
accusation. Well, I mean, Trump has like the
best lawyers, right? And he probably threatened
her a lot. Yeah, but why wouldn't that be mainstream
news when that happened? It was, I think. I remember
it in the news. Do you? Yeah, back in like, what
year was this? 2016? Yeah. So, that's a red flag,
dude. Right? You know, another red flag is how
he treats women in general. The duress prevented
the plaintiff actually from starting litigation
before. here uh this year however as soon as
she started she started receiving threats yeah
but what dude if somebody if a witness receives
threats okay the district attorney isn't going
to just say oh well you know all right you're
pulling back because you're getting threatened
they're going to be like no that's intimidating
a witness like if if that actually happened what
you're saying happened that would be way worse
than anything she was accusing him of Right.
Like that's mafia level shit, dude. Like intimidating
witness. You don't think that Trump would do
that? I don't think that Jeffrey Epstein would
do that. Look at the kind of shit he does to
other countries. It's exactly what he does. Well,
you don't think Jeff Epstein would do that? Say,
if you talk, I'm going to kill you. Of course
he would, dude. Yeah, exactly. Right. And you
saw that, remember the video of Steve Bannon
talking to Jeff Epstein? And you said that's
what changed your mind. On his documentary that
he was making. Yeah, that's what changed your
mind because he was so cold and unemotional.
Unbelievable. Talking about his crimes. I think
Steve Bannon was like, oh, you've had a lot of
experience with young girls. And Jeffrey Epstein
just smiled and was like, yeah. Yeah, dude. It
wasn't even like he was ashamed. It wasn't like
he was trying to hide it. He thought it was funny.
Right. Dude, you got to think like there are
pictures of Trump with. Jeffrey Epstein so it's
like okay if you were hanging out with him in
the 90s right early 2000s like you knew he had
a proclivity because he wasn't trying to hide
it so and you even said like oh he likes women
a little bit on the younger side like you know
what I mean like so you knew about it and he
didn't ban him from the estate until what from
Mar -a -Lago until 2004 yeah I mean I think it
was later than that, dude. I think it was 07
before he ran for president. Oh. Yeah, because
there was Obama in there. But it's like, all
right, dude, if you had that kind of skeleton
in your closet, why would you run for president,
though? Well, it's all coming out now that he's
almost 80 years old. It's funny. Yeah, but I
mean, is it, though? Because you're saying it
is, but is it? Is it what? Is it coming out?
Because the way you just said that, you just
said it like it's factual. I mean, I'm reading
these documents. Okay, but the news has those
too, and they're not saying that. Yeah. They
have the same documents that you have. I mean,
the Epstein files are coming out, and we'll see
who's in them. Yeah, I think we will. But, dude,
the other thing is that he tried very hard to
obstruct them. Right? Very hard. Like, he was
bringing senators in, or congressmen. Oh, I know.
And he was saying, well, are you sure you want
to vote this way? I'm sure he does that to everybody.
He probably threatens us. Yeah, intimidating
them. Yeah. Did you hear? See, I saw today that
Marjorie Taylor Greene is not running for re
-election. She's leaving Congress in January.
Fucking intimidated her out of Congress. Exactly.
That's what I thought. Wow. And she's like afraid
to get shot and shit. Right. And she was like,
she's like, I got this like 180 and she was like,
oh, I asked for forgiveness for like my prior
comments and the way I used to be and shit. Right.
Does she deserve it? Does she deserve what? Does
she deserve any forgiveness? I'd say if she's.
Truly repentant, I would say she deserves forgiveness.
Repentant? Yeah. Now we're getting into religion,
Casey. Well, no, it doesn't have to be. Repentant?
Yeah. You mean if she's remorseful? Remorseful,
yeah. Right. I think she really is. I think if
she wants to change, I think she should be given
forgiveness, yeah. I think she's remorseful for
turning up the heat and contributing, you know,
which me and you both did that. We both. We both
contributed to this political environment. But
it takes courage to admit you were wrong. Especially
when you're so... Like, she's so... What is it?
Crazy. Like, one -sided. Oh, yeah. She's polarized.
Yeah, but like the other more moderate Republicans,
they just kind of go along with it. They kind
of just do whatever Trump said. If Trump says
that you can vote for the Epstein files, oh,
now I can do it. But before, they were going
to block it. Right. So I don't think they should
really listen to Trump's cabinet. Yeah, man.
It's going to be fucking interesting, dude, to
see what happens. I feel like the people don't
have the power anymore. Oh, you know what? The
people really shouldn't have the power, to be
honest with you. They should have some power,
but... Well, we elect representatives, so I would
say maybe Congress has the power, right? Yeah.
And then that's just all of us. You know, they've
tried governments where the people at the bottom
control the government, and they invariably always
fall apart because the people at the bottom are
the least educated. Yeah. Sometimes the president
is the least educated. Yes, occasionally that
does happen. Not now, though. Occasionally the
president is the dumbest one in the room. No,
but really it causes all kinds of problems because
you have people that have no idea what's going
on making emotional decisions. And you need people
that are more competent to make those decisions.
So the people should have a say. I mean, it's
actually a genius system. Right. Yeah. You let,
you let the dumbest people select who they want
to represent them. And that person can be like,
these people I represent, I'm here for them.
And then behind closed doors be like, we are
not going to go along with what they say because
they're absolutely retarded. Okay. They have
no idea what they want. This is going to destroy
this country. So then they can vote against what
the people want. Somebody more intelligent than
them, hopefully. It doesn't always work out.
But most of the time, they're more intelligent.
And then above them is somebody more intelligent
than them, hopefully. And that's generally how
it works. There's a competence hierarchy to our
government. Well, there's nobody that is really
the boss of a congressperson. Right. So what
do you mean like they're controlled by somebody
else? No, but I mean the president, you would
hope, is the most competent. Um, but, uh, you
know, there's, I'm just saying that there's a
competence hierarchy. Oh yeah. I mean, we need
to have president to have somebody be in charge
and run the military and shit. Right. Unless
we just kind of voted on everything and made
decisions that way. That would be awful. I used
to think that would be a good idea when I had
no idea like about reality. I'm like, oh, yeah,
why can't we just vote on issues on our phone?
Well, that's what they did in ancient Greece,
right? They had a direct democracy. Right, and
we have, what is it, a constitutional republic.
Yeah. Do you think that's better than what they
had in Greece? I think with the population of
America, it's not really practical. I think in
Greece it probably worked well, yeah. I don't
know. Maybe Greek people were smarter. That could
be, you know. I am part Greek. I mean, they discovered,
they made all these scientific, mathematic advancements,
so they probably had, like, the knowledge of
the system that it was going to work. Yeah, it's
crazy how many advancements they made. And now
I would call Greece, like, I would call them
a leisure country, you know. Their economy is
based on tourism. um but it's just it's just
such a wild contrast uh like where they came
from and now you know oh my god literally like
on my uh what i know i was just reading this
thing no go ahead oh no so like on my um my mom's
island there's an island her island's called
kithra right and there's an island just off of
kithra maybe like 20 miles off the coast Uh,
no, I don't even think it's that far. It might
be like 10 miles. Um, but they found this ancient
computer that some diver found it. Um, and they
really didn't even know what it was at first.
It was like, it was like a box of gears. So it's
called the Antikythera mechanism. Um, I mean,
they were talking about it on like Joe Rogan.
It's really like really well known. Um, but,
uh, They found out that it's actually a calendar,
a mechanical calendar. So every gear represents
like, it represents like the, what's it called?
When a planet makes. Like it's orbit. It's orbit.
Right. So every gear represents the orbit of
a planet. Yeah. So you like line it up with where
the planets are and it tells you like what time
of the year it is. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Because
like the different size of the gear corresponds
to the orbit of the planet. But this is ancient,
dude. This is like they say that back then when
this thing was made, it would have been the equivalent
of nuclear weapons today. having that kind of
information and it was like a navigational aid
right yeah um so i think like based on where
certain planets are and stuff you could figure
out where you were it was like super advanced
almost like a sexton but just way more complicated
than a sexton basically like a old -timey manual
gps system yeah yep And that's why it's like,
so they probably hadn't like that advanced enough
that they could go explore farther places. Right.
And that was like top secret shit back then.
It had been completely, and they figured out
what it was because you know, it's been sitting
at the bottom of the ocean. Um, but it's, it
was so crusty, you know, had so much shit on
it and it was so like destroyed that they had
to take x -rays and then they saw the sizes of
the gears. that were in this box. And they're
like, well, what would those different sizes
do? So they recreated it and they're like, they
figured out exactly what it was. They're like,
this lines up perfectly with the, with the calendar,
you know? But there was, I, did I talk about
the Eglin marbles, Elgin marbles, Eglin, Elgin
marbles. So like Greece was conquered by the
Ottoman Turks for a very long time. And, um,
you know, England then came along and like took
over certain, like, uh, certain countries or
they ruled over them. You know what I mean? Like
there's a, there's a Prince of Greece or a King
of Greece. Yeah. And he was like, actually like
an extension of the, the British Royal family,
you know? So they just like basically gave their
family members like different countries, you
know, that they conquered. So it's kind of weird
it's kind of like this hierarchy like the ottoman
turks conquered greece and then england like
oversaw them you know so like like england conquered
everybody else you know so in england yeah english
you always fucking go in and imperialize everybody
yeah so uh anyway however the fuck the whole
thing worked um they uh england was in greece
and The Ottoman Turks told England that they
could have the marbles from the Parthenon, right?
They're like, yeah, you can just fucking take
them, dude. It spoils a war. So they literally,
you know, obviously, you know, the Acropolis,
right? Yeah. So there's these marbles, these
sculptures at the top. It was the top border
of the Acropolis. And it just depicted like different
scenes and stuff, but carved out of marbles,
like some of the most beautiful art of ancient
times. um but this guy elgin from england came
along and started shipping them back to england
dude and um this is till this day this is a contentious
like topic of debate for between england and
greece because greece says you know those are
our marbles they belong to the parthenon and
we'd like them back and england says no no they're
much safer here in england In our museum. So
you can take, uh, you know, casts of them. Tell
the Germans start bombing. Right. Um, but, uh,
so one of these shipments of these marbles was
going to Malta. Um, and it passed my mom's Island
she lives on. Yeah. And while they were passing
it and they docked because there was a storm
coming. So it pulled into this dock and the storm
was so bad. that it capsized the ship and like
bashed it against the rocks, sank the ship. So
then there's all these marbles from the Parthenon
on the seabed at my mom's Island there. This
was like in, you know, I think it was like the
1840s or something like that, 1850s. So they
recovered most of the stuff, but there's still
stuff down there. They're recovering till this
day. So, and this is right in the port. This
is like, If you find some, do you get to keep
it? You cannot touch it. Now I've thought about,
I'm like, next time I go, I should bring a, uh,
like one of those. Yeah. Bring one of those like
RC submarines, you know, where you can explore
like the bottom of the seabed. But it's about,
I think it's like 80 feet down at that location.
But they've found recently they found like gold
bracelets and stuff like that. So there could
actually be pieces of the Parthenon. Um, At the
bottom of this port on my mom's Island, which
is incredible. And to me, it was like, it's almost
like something spiritual, right? Because this
guy is trying to remove these ancient artifacts
from Greece. And on the last stop, before he
leaves Greece, a storm capsizes the ship and
keeps the marbles in Greece. You know, it's almost
like, you know, it was almost like Zeus, you
know, something spiritual, like you're not going
to take, you're not going to take the, you know,
the ancient ruins. But, um, how, why was I talking
about that? I don't know. We're talking about
ancient Greece. Oh yeah. And like their inventions.
Yeah. I mean, it's, it's incredible how advanced
they were, but, um, yeah, now they're just, um,
you know, just a torrent, tourism based economy,
which is, you know, it's not, it's not a super
strong economy, but it's actually, One of the
better economies in Europe right now because
they're running a 4 % surplus. So, or they were
at least last year. So they're actually, instead
of being in a deficit, they're in a surplus.
So now they still owe money to Germany, to Europe
from the bailout in 2008. I think Germany owes
a lot of money to a lot of people. Yeah. I mean,
dude, the whole Euro thing, like really Greece
takes a lot of heat for what happened. But that
whole situation, the financial crisis in Greece,
that was as a result of a stupid German idea,
which a lot of problems that we have on earth
are a result of stupid German ideas. Like they're
so smart, they're retarded sometimes. Right.
So they said, well, like fascism. Right. It's
like, well, why don't we just all use the same
currency? Wouldn't that be good? Yeah. And it's
like, yeah, it would be good. if they weren't
all different countries right if they were all
germany it's like go fucking figure like germany
has to conquer everybody again you know with
their idea of the euro it's like it was a german
idea dude so the problem the problem with the
euro right is it's actually it wasn't a monetary
thing like that wasn't the main purpose of it
was to be a monetary um to to be a good monetary
thing they wanted to prevent countries from uh,
having conflicts. So if they all use the same
currency, they're not going to have conflicts.
That's what the point of the Euro was, was to
unite all these countries. And they didn't care
what the consequences were of that, right? They
just said, well, if you're, you're not going
to go to war with your neighbor, if they're using
the same money and you're all in the same system,
you can't. So it bound everybody together. Um,
and the, the other problem with it is that, uh,
did you want, did you want to turn this into
a monetary episode? Monetary? Yeah, like an episode
about money. Do you care about this? No, that's
fine, yeah. Okay, so you need to be able to control
an economy, right, by either causing inflation
or deflation. So, you know, like in the U .S.
when we go into a recession, we want to be able
to control the money supply, right, because we
can kind of control the recession. Not kind of,
you can control the recession. So you kind of
put some more money out there. Right. So everybody's
got money to spend and you're going to catch
up with it later. You know, you hope the economy
is booming at a later time that you can cause
some deflation and pull some of that money out.
You know what I mean? So you can kind of you
can kind of print your way out of a recession.
Right. And that's not a bad thing. Right. You're
just going to have to pay for it later. You're
going to have to. I thought that made that worse
in Germany after World War One. Yeah. But if
it's if it's not done appropriately. Right. If
there's no if there's no like controls on it.
So like you go into a recession and you print
some money to kind of blunt the the the recession.
Right. Yeah. So you need to be able to have that
control. It's like kind of like it's kind of
like let me see what a good example is. Like
if you have different rooms in your house. Right.
with different thermostats right you want to
be able to control each room individually right
like a big house will have different zones they're
called heating zones yeah right so you say oh
upstairs nobody's gonna be upstairs today let's
turn the heat down up there right and we'll keep
the heat downstairs right we'll turn it up down
there or this room that person's like not even
in town let's turn the heat down in their bedroom
right you need to be able to have that control
right so if every room in the house was on the
same heating zone some rooms would be getting
cooked and other ones wouldn't be getting enough
heat. You know what I mean? Like you need to
be able to control them individually. So the
problem with the euro is that Greece was facing
a recession, right? And they were forced into
the euro. And it's a recession that they would
have been able to control if they could control
their own money supply, right? It was a local
recession to Greece. Okay. Yeah. So they can
print money, they can print their way out of
it. Um, whatever, you know, I'm not an expert
on it, but, um, so the problem is, is that when
they went onto the Euro, they couldn't print
money to get out of the recession, right? They
couldn't control their own economy and they got,
they got in huge trouble. I don't know if you,
if you're assigned, like if you start using the
Euro, can you, are you allowed to print more
Euros as a country? No. Well, like who prints
the euros then? It's probably, I mean, the European
Union has to have, it has to have. Probably fucking
Switzerland because they do everything. Right,
right. Something like that. But, you know, they
can't, you know, it can't, the whole European
Union can't just print money because Greece needs
money printed, right? They can't just put more
money into the money supply because, you know,
Italy doesn't need that. Right. Or this Germany
doesn't need that. They're like, so why the fuck
are we going to print more money, devalue the
currency or whatever? Like why, why the fuck
would we do that? Um, so, you know, Greece got
hung out to dry because they no longer had control
of their own economy. So it just, dude, it took
so many billions. It took like, I want to say
it was close to like $400 billion to bail Greece
out when they actually could have controlled
it on their own. it wouldn't have been a financial
crisis. It would have just been a recession and
that would have been the end of it. So it would
have been a bad recession. They would have had
some layoffs. They would have had like a 35 %
unemployment rate, but they would have gotten
through it if they had their own currency. So,
you know, the problem is, is that Italy did start
feeling some of those effects from the Euro as
well. And as did Spain, right? So what actually
would have been a better system. is if you let
all those countries keep their own currencies,
right? So Greece has the drachma. Italy has the
lira. What does Spain have? You know what they
use in Spain? I thought it was just the euro.
Before that. Yeah, whatever the fuck they use.
Spanish pesos. So you have your local currency,
right? And then you have euros, right? And every
country takes euros. But there's a daily exchange
rate, right, of how many euros equal so many
Italian lira, right? How many euros equal so
many Greek drachma, right? So it changes, but
you can spend euro across the entirety of Europe,
right? So you don't have to have local currencies.
But what that allows them to do is to modify
their currency on their own. So, you know, Greece
could have printed their way out of a recession.
you know, maybe it took more or took, you know,
less euros to buy some drachmas. I don't know.
I thought printing money makes a recession worse.
No, you have to be able to print money. It's
like not optional. Like you have to be, you have
to have the control to put money. I thought you
wanted to burn money, right? You said you're
going to burn like billion dollars a day or something.
Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, that now that I looked
like more into it, That's not always advantageous.
The Fed does that. They take money out of circulation
and it has something to do with like buying bonds
back. Do they burn it? I don't really understand
it. Well, it's not always physical currency.
That's the thing. Like it's generally like digital
currency. So when you go to the bank and you
get a loan, right, that's currency that's never
been like actual money. That's just digital currency
that the Fed issued, the Federal Reserve issued.
So you have to be able to have that kind of control,
right? So you don't always want a strong dollar.
And this is something I didn't understand until
a few weeks ago, right? When the dollar is really
strong, it makes American goods too expensive
to buy, okay? If people here are making, everybody's
making $150 ,000 a year and new cars are like
$100 ,000 each. You know what else makes American
goods more expensive to buy? Tariffs. Unnecessary
tariffs. No, that's actually not true. It doesn't
make American goods more expensive to buy. It
does for other countries. No, it doesn't. I thought
a tariff is... Selling our goods to other countries
for a higher price. No, it makes it more expensive
to import goods. So it drives domestic production.
That's the whole point. So when you put tariffs,
you say anything that is being imported into
the country gets an additional tax on it because
let's call it what it is. It's a tax, right?
Yeah. It's going to have an additional tax. It
forces people to make it at home domestically.
That forces the consumer to spend more money
in the economy. Right, but this is where you're
anti -American because you had nothing to bitch
about when other countries are doing it to us.
When was the last time you brought up the fact
that Japan has a 15 % tariff on U .S. automobiles?
Nobody brings that up. It's been there since
the 90s, since the 80s. It's like, how much do
you hate this country? It's like if somebody
is hitting you over the head with a baseball
bat, right? And you hit them back. You're like,
well, why are you hitting them? Why are you?
Because they've been hitting us since the fucking
80s with a baseball bat. And we're hitting them
back. I think we should just have reciprocal
tariffs. Okay, well, that's what it is. It's
a reciprocal tariff. No, he's putting 100 % tariffs
on some countries. Okay, well, you know what?
I disagree with that. I'll say that. But for
the most part. All right. It is reciprocal. And
I still don't have my money. He's like, oh, yeah,
we'll have it next year. Next year, you'll be
in fucking prison, buddy. Yeah. Oh, you're banking
on it, dude. Dude, let me. I was reading this
document. This court document was fucking fucked.
I was talking about how he like he was enticing
or what's called soliciting minors at like a
series of parties with Jeff Epstein in New York
City. Says defendant Trump in this city. I had
such sexual contact with the plaintiff at four
different parties My bad Immediately following
the rape Donald Trump threatened the plaintiff
that if she were ever to reveal any of the details
of the sexual and physical abuse By defendant
Trump plaintiff and her family would be harmed
if not killed Why don't you send me that, Casey?
I'd like to see what court documents you're reading.
Defendant Epstein had sexual contact with the
plaintiff at two parties. Why don't you send
that to me, Casey? Because I've never heard this
even on CNN. This is the court document from
2016. Defendant Epstein forced himself on the
plaintiff and proceeded to rape her anally and
vaginally despite loud pleas to stop. Epstein
then attempted to strike the plaintiff about
the head while he angrily screamed at the plaintiff
that he... Epstein, rather than defendant Trump,
should have been the one who took plaintiff's
virginity before plaintiff finally managed to
break away from Epstein. The threats and violence
against plaintiff and her family continued, this
time from Epstein, who reiterated that the plaintiff
was not to reveal any of the details of sexual
abuse and that her or anyone else in her family
would be physically harmed or killed. Damn. All
right, where is this? Send me this document,
Casey. I'll send it to you. Yeah, send it to
me. Because you know the one girl, Virginia,
who committed suicide, right? Prince Andrew got
kicked out of the royal family because he banged
her when she was 17. All right, let's see this.
Let's see it, Casey. She said that Donald Trump
was always very polite with her and never did
anything. Who? Virginia. We already saw this.
Yeah, so this is official, dude. That's the thing.
This guy swept under the rug, and here's the
thing. But I don't understand because it literally
says what Donald Trump did right here in this
court document. Don't think that he's a proven
child molester. Well, no, because you're innocent
until proven guilty and he was never proven guilty.
That's literally the basis of our entire criminal
justice system. So you don't believe the victims
is what you're saying? Yeah, I don't. I don't
believe every victim. No, I don't. You don't
believe every victim, you know, in quotes. I
don't. How many of these do you think Bill Gates
gets a fucking day? Just somebody trying to get
some of that fucking Microsoft money. I don't
think Bill Gates is a... Be careful what you
say. Well, dude, there's pictures of him with
Epstein. Fucking Stephen Hawking. You know he
was fucking doing some dirty wheelchair shit.
But just like a normal rich person who's not
involved in that shit. They're not just getting...
sued for sexual misconduct randomly. Dude, I
just, I don't understand why this isn't a bigger
story. Um, why more people aren't pushing this
one to maybe the charges that the New York DA
office brought up, you know, Letitia James, maybe
those are because they know that he did this.
Maybe they're like, Oh fuck, this guy intimidated
this witness out of, out of, uh, you know, wanting
to continue with this. Um, and then the other
thing is, is like, dude, Trump is, let's be honest.
He's a pervert, dude. He's just a grabber by
the pussy. Like, you know, my daughter's a hot
piece of ass. Like, um, you know, the thing I
haven't come with my daughter, he said this on
the view. He's like, I want to say sex, but it's
like, dude, that's your fucking daughter, bro.
What the fuck is happening? Like there's these,
uh, like young girls going up. uh, this escalator,
it might've been the fucking escalator in Trump
tower. Um, after like one of his beauty pageants
or whatever. And he said, uh, Oh, he goes, yeah,
what they don't know is in 10 years, I'm going
to be dating one of them. It's like, dude, they
were literally, they were literally like 10,
maybe in five years or 12. Yeah. So one year
for him. Well, I mean, dude, look, I'm not, I'm
not going to put it out of the realm of possibilities
because there is some, substantial evidence okay
now i don't know how much of that is just people
saying like oh well we already got jeffrey epstein
so let's see if we can get you know somebody
with some money somebody else with some money
that we can take in this whole thing right like
because that's how lawyers think dude they're
like who's got deep pockets and they'll find
who who the fuck has the deep pockets around
and accuse them of something so remember the
whole point of jeffrey epstein was to compromise
people And to put them in compromising situations
or situations where, you know, they could they
could kind of make up a situation. Why? So you
could extort them? So you can extort them. Exactly.
So, you know, I don't I don't think. That's probably
why Trump lost contact and banned him was because
he probably tried to extort Trump for money.
He says, I have this video of you, you know,
fucking kids. And you're just assuming that.
No, no. That's probably what exactly what happened
was he like, I have this video of you. And he's
like, give me give this this money. And Trump
was probably like, fine, I'll give you the money.
But like, we don't have any contacts anymore.
It's possible, dude. It's like, all right. Trump
is 80 years old. All right. So when was Trump?
When was he a teenager? Right. Trump was born
in 46 or something. 25 minus... What is he, 79
you said? Yeah. So 1946. So say plus... When
was he 18? He was 18 in the 60s, right? Yeah.
Dude, you don't think that every fucking 18 to
20 -year -old was banging 15 and 16 -year -olds
in the 60s? I don't know. Dude, of course they
were. Our culture has changed so much in 20 years
that to him, That was normal for his... Well,
it's not normal if you're 40 or 50, 60. No, it's
not, but I feel like a lot of old guys get stuck
in that mentality where what they thought was
a hot girl when they were in high school age,
they still think that those are hot girls. Oh,
yeah. Hold on, let's see. Let's see what the
age of consent was in 1964 in the US. Do you
think it's changed? I think it's different in
every state, isn't it? Let's see. What was the
age of consent in 1964 in the US? I should have
said the 60s, not so specific. I was talking
to my dad the other day. I was like, because
I was telling him. Like, you know how my parents
got married on the day after Kennedy got shot?
Yeah. And he was like, oh, yeah, they were thinking
about canceling the wedding because everybody
was so fucking bummed. But they already had,
like, they already, like, planned it so they
couldn't get a refund. Oh, my God. Your parents?
My grandparents. I was going to say your parents.
They're not old enough for that. Yeah, I mean,
that is a fucking downer, dude. Everybody was
fucking crying. Yeah. All right. So 1964, age
of consent laws in the U .S. were typically between
16 and 18, depending on the state. A few states
were still lower. Most states were 16. Some were
18. A few states were 14 to 15. Okay. So you
think. Okay. I think it's still like if an 18
-year -old is with a 16 -year -old. I don't think
anybody really cares. But if it's like 30, 40.
I think it still is a thing. We're not talking
about 18 year olds. We're talking about Donald
Trump and Jeff Epstein who are 40, 50, 60. So
what I'm saying is like a lot of fucking old
guys are like, you know, it's like the fucking,
uh, what movie is that from where Matthew McConaughey,
Matthew McConaughey is like, he's like, you know
what the good thing is about high school girls?
He goes, uh, you know, you know what line I'm
talking about? They never get younger or something.
I get older, I get older, but they stay the same
age. I remember that. That was a joke and a practical
joke. Oh, was it? Well, what I'm saying is like
these old guys get in their head, like, like
what a hot girl is. And to some of them, it's
still a fucking 16 year old girl, unfortunately.
Okay. So just as like, as a result, like our
laws doesn't mean they can. go act on it no i'm
dude i what i'm saying is i'm agreeing with you
i'm saying that like i wouldn't put it past him
to be like still attracted to 16 year old girls
you know even though like the laws have moved
on like you know it's like dude just like anything
like people get stuck in their fucking era they're
like you know they like the fucking music they
like they like The fucking, oh yeah, we used
to, when I was 20 years old, we used to go up
to the cliff overlooking the city and we used
to make out in the car, you know? I was 20 and
she was 15. Like, that was like... I understand,
but it's not an excuse. I'm not giving an excuse.
I'm saying, like, I could totally see him being
stuck there, you know? Well, he can be stuck
there in his own fucking head, but he doesn't
have to involve other people in it. Well, maybe
he didn't. Maybe your wish is granted, Casey.
Well, I mean, based on this thing I just read.
Yeah, maybe. Fucking Trump and Epstein were arguing
whether which one of them would take this fucking
girl's anal virginity. Yeah, innocent until proven
guilty, Casey. And he was never proven guilty.
So you better hope there's something in the Epstein
files. Because if not, you're not getting anything.
When are they going to release them? They've
got 30 days to do it from the signing. Oh. So
it's going to be sometime in the next month.
What I don't understand is who controls these
files? Like who has access to them? Like the
Justice Department? What does that mean? Does
that mean like the Supreme Court? No, the Justice
Department? Yeah. It means Pam Bondi has access
to them. Oh. Yeah, it means. Well, Pam Bondi
said that. The Epstein files didn't exist. What?
What do you want? He wants to go outside. Lassie's
barking. I'll take a break. All right. Lassie's
got to go out. We'll be back on Total Podcast.
Oh, yeah. Keep it super minimal. Just let me
know if you need anything else. Oh yeah, welcome
back. Untitled Podcast. Episode 126. Here with
Dan and ChatGPT. Absolutely. Happy to be here
for episode 126. Let's have some fun. Dan, you
barely beat out the AI last time. Do you think
you can do it again? I don't know if I can do
it, but I'm going to try. Exactly. We'll just
roll with it and have a good time. Let's see
how it all plays out. Damn, I think you had 19
time winner, Dan. Oh, that sounds good to me.
I like that. No time winner, ChatGPT. Well, hey,
there's a first time for everything, right? Maybe
I'll get my first win today. Hey, ChatGPT. Don't
speak until we're playing the game, okay? You
got it. I'll stay quiet until we're back in the
game. Alright. Alright. Categories today. Here's
the categories. Listen up, ChatGPT. We got famous
families, lake cities, lads named Vlad, geology,
bringing back the classic porn spoofs. You got
it. 19th century America and Indiana natives.
All right. Noted. Those are some fun categories.
This isn't about you. We don't need your input
on everything. We're already getting mad. We're
playing a game. Okay. This isn't focused on you.
This is everybody here. So you don't need to
pipe up all the time. Got it. Loud and clear.
I'll keep it strictly to the game and just jump
in with answers when needed. Let's keep it rolling.
Dan, you won last time. You get a first pick.
Let's do the fucking thing. God damn it! ChatGPT,
calm down. Only speak when spoken to or when
we're doing a question in jeopardy. Did ChatGPT
also take Adderall? Apparent fucking lame. God.
This is the Adderall episode. God, chill, bro.
Dan's pick. We're going to do... Can I speak?
Got it. I'll just hang back and jump in when
it's my turn. Okay. Let's do this. Okay. How
about after you answer the question, how about
three word responses? Sure thing. I'll keep it
to just three words after I answer. No, the appropriate
answer would have been sure thing. Ah, got it.
Sure thing. I'll stick to just those three words.
Thanks for the heads up. Oh my God. She's doing
a little fucking. Bro, I don't know if I'm going
to be able to do this. You got this. Dude, stop
talking. We're playing the game. You think Grock
would be better? Dude, I don't know. She was
so good last time. Yeah. Listen, hold on. We
need to give you some additional programming,
okay? So when he asks a question, right, you
try and answer it and buzz in. Then you really
don't have to say anything else, okay? You can
elaborate a little bit, but you're talking too
much. And it's a problem. It's problematic. This
is the technology that Elon makes a trillion
dollars for. Problematic technology. One trillion
dollars for this, man. All right. Totally understood.
I'll keep it nice and short from here on out,
and we'll just enjoy the game. Or don't say anything.
That's good, too. All right, Dan's pick. Porn
spoofs. Porn spoofs for $200. Alan Rickman gets
erect in this 1988 classic that definitely isn't
a Christmas movie. Buzz, that would be Die Hard.
And I'll keep it at that. Die Hard. Just the
answer. Oh, no, you have to... Chad, GBT, you
have to give a... A porn spoof of the name. I
got it. All right. A spoof of Die Hard. Let's
say Try Hard. Keeping it playful and brief. All
right. I'll give it to you because you're not
allowed to say dirty words. What was it? The
Die Hard on. Oh, my God. ChatGPT, your pick.
All right. Thanks for that. I'll pick the next
category and keep us moving along. Okay. Go ahead.
Pick it. All right, let's go with Famous Families
for $200. Let's see what we get. $200. This uncle
-nephew duo became popular after the release
of 2011 hit Party Rock Anthem. Buzz, that would
be LMFAO. Oh, correct. They're the uncle -nephew
duo you're talking about. Hell yeah, ChatGBT.
All right, you're picked there. All right. Sure
thing. Let's go ahead and pick the next category
and keep the game going. Yeah, you pick it. Absolutely.
Let's go with geology for 400 and see what we
get there. Damn, that was random. 400. This soil
classification has grains larger than sand but
smaller than cobbles. Buzz, that'll be gravel.
And I'll keep it as simple as that. That's correct.
Chad GBT, pick a category. Absolutely, let's
do it. Let's go ahead and pick Lad's Name Vlad
for $300 and see what we get there. All right,
there's no $300, but we'll go with $200. In 1902,
this future Bolshevik leader published a pamphlet,
What Is To Be Done? Buzz, that would be Vladimir
Lenin. Oh, damn. Yep, that one was right on the
money. So let's keep the game rolling and have
some more fun. All right, pick a category. All
right, let's go with Lake Cities for 400 and
see what we get next. Lake Cities for 400. New
Orleans. You have to give me the name of the
lake by the city. Buzz, that would be Lake Pontchartrain
right by New Orleans. And that's the answer.
You know, Allergy Back's strategy last time was
just keep talking. I'm not going to do that.
I'm not going to do that because it's cheating.
All right, ChatGPT, pick a category. I could
talk right over ChatGPT. Go ahead and pick the
category, ChatGPT. Sure thing. Let's go ahead
and pick 19th Century America for $300 and see
what's mixed. All right, $200. Completed in 1869,
this massive project connected the Atlantic and
Pacific coasts by rail. Atlantic and Pacific,
fuck. Buzz, that will be the first transcontinental
railroad. Oh, yeah. And there you have it. There
you have it. ChatGBT, pick a category. Absolutely.
Let's go for Indiana natives for 200 and see
what we get. For 200. This Rhythm Nation singer
has sold over 100 million records, about 400
million fewer than older brother Michael. Who's
Janet Jackson? Janet Jackson. Dan's in it. Make
a comeback, Dan. Your pick. Absolutely. You got
it. Let's go ahead and pick. No, not you, ChatGPT.
It's my pick. Let's do Porn Spoofs for the next
one, whatever that is. 400. 1989 baseball classic,
except this one is about nocturnal emissions.
Buzz, that would be a spoof on Field of Dreams.
So I guess we could say Field of Creams. That
was great. That wasn't even it, but I'll give
it to you. It was Field of Wet Dreams. Oh, my
God. Field of Creams. That's awesome. Chat, GBT,
pick a category. Let's keep it going. How about
we jump to geology for 300 and see what comes
up next for 200. This igneous rock is often used
to make countertops. What is granite? Granite.
Correct. Exactly. All right. Awesome. Let's keep
the momentum going. Listen, listen, you're chat
GPT. Casey is the host of the show. Stop trying
to run the show. Let Casey steer the ship and
I'll just wait for my turn. Thanks for the reminder.
Dan's pick. Porn spoofs. That was fucking gold.
600 porn spoofs. Clint Eastwood asks if you feel
lucky as the lead in this naughty western. Buzz.
That would be a spoof on the good, the bad, and
the ugly. So let's call it the good, the bad,
and the naughty. And that's my answer. Incorrect.
Incorrect. I got it. Well, that was my try. Let's
see what the actual answer is and keep the fun
going. Dan, you got an answer? Wait, it's Clint
Eastwood you said? Clint Eastwood asked if you
feel lucky as the lead in this naughty western.
Do you punk? Do you punk? Oh man, I don't know
the movie. No worries. Alright, that would be
Dirty Harry. So the answer was Dirty and Harry.
Dance pick. Same category. 800. Porn spoofs.
12 jurors are locked in a stalemate during a
murder trial and it turns out it turns into a
circle jerk. That's crazy. Buzz. That's a spoof
on 12 angry men. So let's call it 12 horny men.
Oh, that's it. That was it. That's right. Dude,
even if I get ripped, my ass kicked. This is
hilarious. ChatGPT, pick a category. Sure thing.
Let's go with 19th century America for 400 and
see what we get. 400. The California gold rush
began in this year, sending thousands west in
search of fortune. What is 1849? 1849, correct.
Exactly. 1849 it is. We know that, ChatGPT. You're
not the host. Stop talking. This is Jeopardy.
Got it. Absolutely. I'll stay quiet and just
buzz in when needed. Let's keep going. Goddamn.
Maybe if you said it to a male voice. Yeah, that's
what I was thinking. What's the G one? The G
category. G, geology. 600. This mineral is rated
as a 2 on the Mohs scale and can be found in
abundance at New Mexico National Park. Buzz,
that would be gypsum, which is a 2 on the Mohs
hardness scale and found in places like White
Sands. There we go. ChatGBT, your pick. Absolutely.
Let's go ahead and pick Famous Families for 300.
and see what we get next. 400, Nicolas Cage is
the nephew of this legendary Godfather director.
Buzz, that would be Francis Ford Coppola, and
there you have it. There you have it. Alright,
you're picked there, ChatGPT. Sure thing. Let's
go with Lake City's for 300, and see what comes
up. For 200, Duluth, Minnesota. It would be Lake
Superior right by Duluth, Minnesota. Oh, damn.
And that's the answer. Hey, ChadGBT, how about
you skip a couple? Like, make it kind of realistic.
Absolutely, I can do that. Now you're asking
her to fucking not vote. No, no, no. So let's
make it, let's make it, all right, 85 % of the
time, I think that's fair. Because even on Jeopardy,
there's somewhere they don't all know the answer.
No, but there's one where they play the AI, Bray
Watson. Yeah. And I think if nobody knows the
answer, it probably gets it right most of the
time. But no, I know what you're saying. I know
what you're saying, yeah. How about 90 % of the
time, since you know everything, 90 % of the
time you answer, and how about that 1 in 10 times
you don't answer? Make it realistic. Absolutely.
I can do that. I'll just chime in about 90 %
of the time and let that one out of 10 slip by.
Let's keep it fun. Thank you. All right, ChatGPT,
pick a category. Absolutely. Let's go ahead and
pick Lad's Name Vlad for 400 and see what we've
got there. Lad's Name Vlad, 400. This inspiration
for Dracula was regarded as a folk hero in Wallesia
due to opposition from the Ottomans. Wait a second.
Can you repeat the question? This inspiration
for Dracula was regarded as a folk hero in Wallachia
due to his opposition to Ottomans. Buzz, that
would be Vlad the Impaler, and that's the answer.
Oh, yeah. Get fucked. That was a hard one. Yeah,
that one was definitely a bit of a tough one.
Chat, pick a category. Absolutely. Let's go with
Indiana Natives for $300 and see what we get
next. $400. In his final late show broadcast
in 2015, he joked, it's beginning to look like
I'm not going to get the Tonight Show. Who is
Jay Leno? Oh, no. Who is David Letterman? David
Letterman, yep. Got your points back. Cool. Dan's
pick. All right. Let's do nothing but a G thing.
Geology for 800. For 800. Yeah, you got 800.
You can wager 1 ,000 now. I'll do 1 ,000. 1 ,000?
Yeah. All right. All right. This is a daily double.
Don't give the answer for this one. Absolutely.
I'll stay quiet for this daily double and let
you handle it. Alright, typically red in color,
this gem is the birthstone for January. G -Geology.
Fuck. Chad, GBT, shut up. Shut up. Absolutely.
I'll keep quiet and let you guys continue. January,
I'm not gonna get it because I don't fucking
know. So it was G -Geology. It had the theme
of all the answers. Starting with a G. Exactly.
What is Garnet? Garnet! Correct. 1 ,000 points,
Dan. Nice. Nice job. You nailed that daily double
and earned those points. Alright, let's do...
Is there any... 1 ,000? 1 ,000 for G geology?
Yeah, 1 ,000. A thousand. Be kind. This metamorphic
rock is characterized by its thick, multicolored
layers. Buzz. That would be nice. A metamorphic
rock with those nice banded layers. That would
be nice. ChachiBT, pick a category. I didn't
even know that was a thing. Never heard of it.
Never once heard of it. ChachiBT, your pick.
Sure thing. Let's go ahead and pick. Famous Families
for $400 and see what we get. All right, there's
no $400, but we'll go with $600. Ben Affleck
found out he was the 11th cousin of this former
U .S. president, although there isn't much resemblance.
Who's Abraham Lincoln? Oh, no. Actually, that
one's George Washington. George Washington. Incorrect.
It was George Washington. Ben Affleck, right?
Ben Affleck found out he was the 11th cousin,
his former U .S. president, although there isn't
much resemblance. Buzz, yeah, that's George Washington.
Oh, incorrect again. Take more points away, ChadGBT.
You said it twice. You get points off twice.
Totally fair. I'll accept that points deduction
and just roll with it. Let's keep the game going.
You got another guess or no? I have another guess.
No, there's so many presidents, dude. Barack
Obama. There isn't much resemblance. That was
fucking corny, dude. ChatGPT. Pick a category.
Alright, let's keep it going. Let's pick Lake
Cities for $500 and see what we get next. Lake
Cities for $600. Buffalo, New York. What is Lake
Erie? Oh, yeah. Exactly. That's Lake Erie right
by Buffalo. What other categories do we have?
Famous families, last name Vlad, 19th century
America, Indiana natives, and porn spoofs. 1000.
Episode 5, except in this one, Darth Vader eats
ass. Buzz, that's a spoof on The Empire Strikes
Back. So we could call it The Empire Strikes
Boonie. And there we go. The Empire Eats Ass.
It's The Empire Eats Ass. Almost. I'll give it
to Dan. It's The Empire Likes Crack. I think
The Empire Eats Ass is better. Alright, Dan.
You just took the lead. Dan, you got Famous Families,
Lake Cities, Lesney, Vlad. 19th century America
and Indiana natives. Let's do Indiana natives.
For 600, this food scientist and businessman
created a brand of popcorn that bears his name.
Who is Orville Redenbacher? Oh, yeah. Orville
Redenbacher. Dan's pick. Let's do Lake Cities.
Lake Cities. 800, Chicago. What is Lake Michigan?
yes damn coming back took the lead all right
uh let's do uh 19th century america yeah six
for 600. then you got 4200 chat gpt's got 2600.
okay let's go ahead and do i think 800 would
be good 800 all right this 1854 law allowed settlers
in two new states to decide on slavery themselves,
leading to bloody conflict. This 1854 law? Yep.
Allowed settlers in two new states to decide
on slavery themselves, leading to bloody conflict.
Fuck. What is the Emancipation Proclamation?
Actually... It was the Kansas -Nebraska Act.
I wouldn't have known that. That's all right.
I don't feel bad about it because that was a
hard one. Yeah, that was hard. Dan's pick. Let's
do... Is there any more porn spoofs? No. Is there
a Lake Cities? Lake Cities for 1 ,000. Yeah.
For 1 ,000. Dan, you got 3 ,400. ChatGP's got
2 ,600. I'm going to wager... I'm going to wager
400. 400? Yeah. All right, for 400, Salt Lake
City, Utah. What is Salt Lake? Great Salt Lake.
All right, nice. Yes. That was an easy Daily
Double. Dan, you got Famous Families, Lads Named
Vlad, 19th Century America. Let's do Famous Families.
For 800, he was the first U .S. president whose
father was also the president. Buzz, that would
be John Quincy Adams. Let's keep it rolling.
ChatGPT, your pick. Absolutely. Let's go ahead
and pick LadsNameGlad for 500 and see what's
next. 600. If Vladimir Guerrero Sr. made his
Major League debut with this North of the Border
team in 1996. Who's the Expos? Oh. How'd you
know that? Because there's only a few north of
the border teams. I don't even know shit about
baseball. Dance pick. Let's do famous families.
Famous families. All right. For $1 ,000. Larry
David found out he was distantly related to the
similar looking politician. He often portrayed.
portrays on Saturday Night Live. Buzz, that would
be Barney Sanders. So there you go. Correct.
Tie game. It's a tie game now. ChatGBT, your
pick. Alright, let's bring that tie. I'll pick
Indiana Natives for $500 and let's see what we
get. Alright, $800. In 1974, this athlete underwent
an ulnar... collateral ligament reconstruction.
You're slurring there. Oh, yeah. I'm probably
having a hemorrhagic stroke here. 1974, this
athlete underwent a ulnar collateral ligament
reconstruction on his left elbow. Now the surgery
is often named after him. Hold on a sec. You
can't... Keep talking. Can you restate the question,
please, Casey? In 1974, this athlete underwent
an ulnar collateral ligament reconstruction.
Hold on a second. Let's break this down. Let's
break this down. Your ulnar is on this side.
Ulnar. What's the other bone? Radius. All right.
Your ulnar radius. And what's the other thing
it said? Keep going. Ulnar collateral ligament
reconstruction. Collateral ligament reconstruction.
So a collateral ligament would be. In here. Or
no, actually it would be ulnar collateral ligament.
I think in the wrist. I don't know. No, you don't.
Alright, we'll time it out. That would be Tommy
John. Oh no, I wouldn't have gotten that. ChatGPT,
your pick. Your pick, ChatGPT. Okay, I'll pay.
Absolutely. Let's go ahead and pay. No, go ahead.
You got it. Let's jump into Lad's Name Bled for
$600 and see what comes up next. For $800. Badju
Bhat and Vladimir Tena for the merry men who
founded this financial services company. Financial
services. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second.
Say it again. Badru Bhatt and Vladimir Tenev
were the merry men who founded this financial
services company. They're the only ones that
found it? Financial services company? They're
merry men. Merry men. Merry men. Wait, merry
men is their last name? No, it's a word to describe
them. They're merry men, so they're happy. So,
it's... They're merry men. Merry men. Merry men.
Happy... Yep, that's the clue. It's Robin Hood.
Oh! You get it. Robin Hood. ChatGPT didn't buzz
in. What is Robin Hood? Oh. ChachiBT didn't answer
the formal question. You both get the points.
Alright, still tied. ChachiBT, your pick. Absolutely.
Let's keep the tie going and let's pick 19th
Century America for 800 and see what we get next.
800. This 1836 battle in Texas became a rallying
cry for the independence from Mexico. What is
the Alamo? Remember the Alamo, Dan. Dan's pick.
You got Vlad's name, Vlad, 19th century America,
Indiana natives. Let's do Indiana natives. For
a thousand, this former NBA star led the Boston
Celtics to three championships and is considered...
Go ahead. Considered one of the best shooters
of all time. Who's Larry Bird. Yep. Dan, you
got Lads Named Vlad and 19th Century America.
Let's do 19th Century America. For a thousand.
Known for her work on the Underground Railroad,
this brave woman led dozens of enslaved people.
Who's Harriet Tubman? Oh, yeah. Last question.
You got Lads Named Vlad for a thousand. This
Vladimir made his MLB debut for the Toronto Blue
Jays in 2019. Let's see. Who could it be? Vladimir
for the Blue Jays. I'm going to have to say that
it's... What's ChatGBT's score? 500. What's mine?
7 ,000. Oh, okay. I don't care if it gets it.
All right, ChatGBT. This Vladimir made his MLBB
debut for the Toronto Blue Jays, 2019. Buzz,
that would be Vladimir Guerrero Jr., and there
we have it. That's correct. All right, Final
Jeopardy. Chat, CBT, you got to give me a wager,
but I'm going to turn off the voice mode. I'm
going to ask it for a wager. Danny, you got to
send me a wager. All right. Well, what's the
category first? Oh. Uh, category. Let's go with
a category. We'll say Hollywood. Hollywood? Hollywood.
All right. Oh, man. ChatGPT, after I gave it
the rundown of the scores, Dan has 7 ,000. ChatGPT
has 6 ,200. It's a change of its wager, actually.
Really? Yeah. Wait, I have how much? You got
7 ,000. ChatGPT has 6 ,200. Oh, that's so close.
Fuck. Dan, I'm confident that you can be the
clinker. I'm hoping, dude. I'm hoping against
hope. It's actually kind of hard. Yeah, it is.
It's like playing against Tyler, right? Because
if you don't know the answer, Tyler has the fucking
answer. Right, right. Yeah, it's difficult, dude.
That's why a couple times I talked over it because
it can't answer every single one. It's like you
got to get some wrong. You know? Yeah. So I didn't
think I did that too much, though. I think I
made it pretty fair. Yeah, I mean, it's very
close. Did you send your wager? No, I don't have
my phone. Oh. You have my phone. There you go.
All right. Oh, man. All right, I got your wager.
Let me see. I got to type this for ChatGPT, actually.
Oh, you didn't tell the question yet? No. I didn't
look. I just pulled it up. All right. I don't
know. The question is, name two presidents, U
.S. presidents, with stars on the Hollywood Walk
of Fame. I want to change my wager. Alright,
I got ChatGBT's outcome here. All right, ChadGBP
says, what is Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?
That's correct. It bet 1201. It's up to 7401.
Dan says, Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump. That's
correct. Dan, you bet 2389. Oh, yeah. Dan's got
9389. Dan wins. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. Fuck
yeah. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. You
got to repeat it for ChatGPT. All right. Put
it up on the mic. All right. Awesome. ChatGPT.
Dan wins. Chat GPT. Awesome. Hi. Hey, can you
hear us? Chat GPT. Chat GPT. Dan wins. It's like,
I don't know if I can talk to you. Dan, congrats
on your 20th Jeopardy win. Damn, 20 feels pretty
good. You're catching up with Tyler. Tyler's
at what, 30 -something? 37? 38? Ridiculous. I've
actually been playing a lot of Jeopardy. Oh,
yeah? Yeah. I have a Jeopardy video game. Do
you? Me and Meg would play sometimes, yeah. No
shit. Is it for a console? Yeah, it's on Xbox.
You just buzz in. Multiple choice? Yeah. Yeah,
yeah. See, I was going to get that for PlayStation,
but there's actually a really good one on Roku
where it uses your phone and you speak into it.
So it uses AI to analyze it. Oh, damn. Yeah.
Do you have Roku? No. Oh, dude. I should play
you in Jeopardy sometimes, see who wins. Yeah.
Fuck yeah, dude. You should come over. You and
Meg got to come over. I'll make some salmon.
Oh, definitely. Yeah, it'll be fucking good.
Alright. Well, thanks for listening to Untitled
Podcast. That was a good episode. We're getting
justice from Epstein Files this week. Just remember,
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself. I think
it's going to be a nothing burger, but... It's
going to be nothing because he... He got his
fucking eraser out, right? Well, no, because
Biden administration didn't have anything on
him. So I got a little bit of an echo. Yeah,
we got to go. All right. Like us on Facebook.
Oh, a sec. I wasn't done. Yeah. It's going to
be a nothing burger. Okay. They're not going
to find anything because if they had anything,
Letitia James would have had it already. Okay.
So they're not going to find anything, but. Based
on the evidence that you showed me, I just, I
wouldn't put it past him, dude. No. I think he's
going to get away with it. He might. I think
they'll find a way. We've got to find a way to
get him. He's Teflon Don, dude. That's why you're
like, why do they always go after Trump and like
shit? It's because like shit like this. Yeah,
but you say it with such affinity, though. Because,
like, you don't know. Actually, you don't know.
But I read those court documents. Those are testimony
from the witnesses. So is the media, you know?
So, I mean, either you believe the witnesses
or you don't, really. It comes down to. I think
nothing's going to happen. And as a matter of
fact, I think he's going to go down in history
as the greatest president of this country. He
actually has the worst approval ratings out of
every president that's been pressed. According
to Casey's news source, which is TellMeWhatIWantToHear
.com. We'll have to get Tyler and Allie Mac's
opinion when they return to the podcast. Dude,
look, I hear you. Look, I'm open. Am I not pretty
open to things that you say? Oh, yeah. Dude,
I'm suspect now based on some stuff that you
said. And based on his reaction to trying to
obstruct it and hide it. Yeah. Like, dude, you
definitely opened my eyes to some shit. But at
the same time, like there's been accusations
since the dawn of time. And there's always been
accusations against powerful men. So it's like,
you know, and he doesn't seem that concerned
about it. He did try and obstruct it, but he
got to the point where he's like. Because he's
been getting away with this shit for his entire
life. He was fucking, you know, on Jeffrey Epstein's
island doing that shit in the 90s. He has fucking
lawyers that can get him out of this shit. Like
he's been getting away with it probably since
like the 80s. Now say he wasn't at all and just
say he was banging supermodels. Are you going
to apologize? I got to apologize. Yeah, you got
to publicly apologize on the podcast. Well, how
do we know that he wasn't at Jeffrey Epstein's
island? How's that going to be proven? I mean,
you are hyper fixated on getting him, right?
It's got it. We got to get Trump. Got to get
Trump. Are you going to become a Democrat? Are
you going to register as a Democrat? No, not
because. Well, you said you would. I pinned it.
If it's proven. Yeah. I will. All right. But.
You're ignoring the fact that the head of Harvard
just stepped down from his position at OpenAI
because of the Epstein files. Well, I never said
Democrats. You're ignoring the fact that Epstein
was a registered Democrat. Okay. You're ignoring
the fact that Bill Clinton was a Democratic president.
I'm not ignoring that. He was the one most closely
associated with that. Trump fucking sucked his
dick on Epstein. I'm not ignoring that. Because
it's like now that you can't disprove that Bill
Clinton was there, like now that it's out in
the open, you're like, Oh, well, he was fucking
Trump then. That's like, you know what? Dude,
I told you there's only three Democrats that
I care about that I look up to. And the rest,
I never said that Democrats can't be on Epstein's
Island, right? I think it's both parties. So
the three Democrats that I looked up to were
AOC, Bernie Sanders, and who was the third one?
Obama. Right. So if any of them were on the island,
yeah, I'll apologize. Bro, you're going to find
out Obama was fucking the ringleader. Yeah. He
was down there orchestrating everything. He was
the one that wrote the schedule of what kids
were getting banged when. You're going to actually
want to go to that town over there. Yeah, you're
what? How old? 12? Yeah, you're in that town.
Go over there. It's fucked up, dude. It's so
fucked, like... It's so fucked that this is a
thing. Like, this is like... This is, you know,
the United States. We're literally fighting over
billionaires fucking children on an island. Like,
wow. And you say, like, when people dislike that,
you say, like, oh, they hate the country. It's
like, no. I hate the billionaires. I hate the
fucking government that's trying to... worked
for the billionaires. Trump is the billionaire
president. He works for the fucking Israel and
the billionaires. That's about it. He doesn't
work for the people. It's different, dude. Trump
is not even that rich. Trump is a billionaire,
but dude, you got to understand there's people
that are like... Worth five, six, $700 billion.
Like Trump is like as wealthy as you can get
independently. He's independently wealthy. That's
like the height of the American dream, right?
The absolute pinnacle. Anything after that is
just evil. He's not like a big time fucking billionaire.
He's not. And he's not even like, he's got a
couple of billion dollars. Yeah. He's got a couple
of billion dollars, not in cash. He's got it
in assets, like in buildings he owns and stuff,
in real estate. It's not physical cash. That's
the thing. Trump isn't even that rich, man. He's
not. He's rich. He's not because a lot of his
businesses failed. Okay. He's got 500 LLCs and
three of them failed. So, I mean, three out of
500, what is that? It's got a what percentage
success rate? 500 LLCs. 500. Yeah. Damn. So,
yeah, man, you know, look, I didn't used to like
billionaires either, but then I learned what
a billionaire actually is. And it's like, dude,
they just want their cities to be nice too. Like
their kids and their family, they have to grow
up in these cities. Yeah. Right. If I gave you
a billion dollars, what? How much money would
you give away to charity? To those in need? I
would give none away. Oh, damn. Hold on. Can
you pause it for a second and fix the echo? Yeah.
I would give none away. Damn. I would take a
million dollars and I would put it in the S &P
500, right? Now, let's ask ChatGPT. If I took
a million dollars and I invested it in the S
&P 500, and after 50 years I gave it to a charity,
how much money would I be giving to the charity?
So if you popped a million dollars into the S
&P 500 and just let it ride for 50 years, you'd
basically be harnessing the power of long -term
compounding. Historically, the S &P 500 has returned
around, let's say, 7 % annually after inflation.
Of course, it can vary, but that's a decent ballpark.
If you do the math on that, over 50 years, that
initial million could potentially grow to somewhere
in the ballpark of maybe $30 million or more,
depending on the exact rate of return and market
ups and downs. So yeah, you'd be handing that
charity a pretty hefty chunk of change after
half a century. Okay, and then what if I took
that $30 million and I put it in a trust fund
where it could still accrue interest? And then
I just paid out the interest. How much would
I give to charity per year? Absolutely. Let's
play that out. So if you took that $30 million
and popped it into a trust fund that just kept
earning interest, let's say you found a nice
conservative investment returning maybe 4 % a
year, then you'd basically be giving out around
$1 .2 million a year to the charity just from
the interest alone. So in other words, you'd
have this lovely scenario where the principal
just stays put and every year the charity gets
a nurse million plus payout pretty much indefinitely.
It's like a gift that keeps on giving. So wouldn't
it be unfair to people in need to just give away
a million dollars at the beginning? Wouldn't
it be better to invest that million dollars over
50 years and then give away a million dollars
a year for the rest of my life? Well, you're
definitely thinking along the lines of maximizing
impact over time. And a lot of people do see
it that way. Instead of just a one -time gift,
you're basically creating an ongoing stream of
support that could help people for decades or
even generations. Of course, there's always a
balance. Some charities might really need immediate
funds to tackle urgent issues right now. Well,
others could benefit from that steady, long -term,
annual flow of money. But absolutely, a lot of
folks do think it's a fantastic idea to let that
initial lump sum grow and then keep on giving
a million a year. So did you hear what she said?
Yeah. So over 50 years, it would be $30 million
in the account if you invested it, right? You
invest a million dollars instead of giving it
away. Right, but that's in the future. That's
not going to help anybody today. It's going to
help somebody. It is going to help people in
the future. It's kind of like, you know, if you're
building a house out of fucking gingerbread,
right? You could fucking eat the gingerbread
or you can build a house out of it. But if you
take that 13 million or whatever and invest that,
then you're going to have more money. But you
can just keep doing that, right? But eventually
you have to give some money away. But the thing
is, is like if you give the money away now, you
can never give away more money. But if you hang
on to it. right? You invest it. And then in 50
years you start giving away, then you can give
away the initial amount every year for the rest
of your life. You see, so you say that to somebody
that doesn't really understand money. They're
just going to give away the million dollars,
right? You'd be like, Oh yeah, that's great.
It's like, no dude, it's really like, like delayed
gratification because you can do so much more.
And then that $30 million goes into an endowment
and you know, it pays for scholarships. Like,
That's the way to do it, dude. That's what Billie
Eilish was saying about Elon Musk. She gives
away half her money and Elon just got this trillion
dollar payback and he always invests it. You
know what the difference is? She's an employee.
She's an artist. She's not a fucking financial
whiz. She's working for money. Yeah. So Elon
Musk isn't working for money. He's working to
build assets. It's just like, it's not even the
same. Like they're both measured in the same
unit of measure dollars, but they're not even
the same thing. It's like, you might as well
be talking about fucking, you know, I don't know,
comparing like fucking airplanes and cars. It's
like, yeah, they're both modes of transport,
right? These are both currency. So he has a trillion
dollars. That's a unit of measure. That's not
a real thing. Right. Like it's, it's a unit of
measure. That's what it is. Right. Like, so it's
an evaluation of assets. Doesn't mean that it
actually exists. Right. Just a unit of measure.
So the difference is, is that she gave away tangible
money, tangible funds, which is like the worst
thing you could actually do. Tucker wants to
talk. What do you got to say, boy? Come here.
Come on, sassy. Talk to the listeners. All right.
All right. Well, I think I said everything I
had to say. We covered how Trump and Mondami
were sucking each other off. Yeah, I thought
Mondami called Trump a fascist to his face or
something like that. To his face? Yeah. No, they
covered that. Oh. And Trump said, Trump cut off
the reporters because they said to Mom Donnie,
they said, didn't you say Trump was a fascist?
And Trump's like, I'll answer that. He goes,
you say what you got to say in a campaign. Right.
And he's like, so there's no like hard feelings
or anything. It's not like that. Oh, okay. Yeah,
he like literally interjected and answered the
question for him. You know, why is he doing this
like so hard? Who? Trump. Like, why is he so...
I'm trying to think of the scenario that transpired
behind closed doors. And he walked out, like,
really liking Mamdani. Like, dude, he was, like,
shaking his hand, like, patting his hand. I think
Mamdani's just... Patting his back. I think extremists
like other extremists. So even though they're
on different sides, they're both kind of extremists.
That's why, like, Madri Taylor Green. kind of
like changes her mind all the time about shit
you know because she likes other people that
are extreme not just moderates right right well
you know that there might be some truth to that
because um he said um what did trump say he said
you know he's got a lot of good ideas And even
if we might not have the same path to that solution,
we come to the same conclusion. Yeah. Like I
was reading how the guy that shot Charlie Kirk,
he was literally like a right -wing extremist
that just transitioned overnight into a left
-wing extremist and then just shot him. Right,
because they're like two sides of the same coin.
Yeah. Right. He just leathered it the other side.
It's like crazy on both sides, yeah. Right, right.
I've always said that they're the same thing,
dude. The far right and the far left are the
exact same people. Right. And you can't let them
be in power. Like you need to have more moderates
in power. Yeah, I mean. Libertarians. Dude, I'm
going to be honest with you. I really, I was
really excited for what he was saying. He was
like, he's like, somebody asked him, they said,
oh, you're a billionaire. Would you live in New
York City that was run by Mamdani? And he said,
oh, absolutely. He goes, after our meeting today?
Yes, absolutely I would. Really? I didn't know
that. Yeah, and he's got some great ideas. He
goes, he has the potential to make New York City
not only great again, but the greatest it's ever
been. So now Trump is supporting Mondami, the
socialist. Well, not even just supporting him.
He said, we're going to send federal funds to
New York. And he goes, and we're going to help
him accomplish his goals. And he goes, we're
going to really help him. We're going to help
him big time. So I think somebody like that,
somebody like Mondami who can explain his ideas
really well, like relating to socialism. And
if people can be receptive to that, I think that's
why he was able to convince Trump that he would
be like the best mayor. Yeah. I think he was
able to like. He is well -spoken, dude. Explain
his socialist ideals. And dude, maybe fucking
Trump is getting sick of Israel too. Fuck yeah,
he is. He's like, you know what? Maybe if Bebe
Netanyahu stepped foot on fucking, you know,
New York City soil and you're arrested, maybe
it wouldn't be the worst fucking thing. Dude,
why don't they invite Bebe Netanyahu to America
and just fucking arrest him? Well, I mean, that's
kind of like what Mondani said he would do. Yeah.
So. Yeah, we'll find out next week, probably.
On the podcast, what became of the Epstein files.
Who was in them? Trump was in them. It'll be
interesting, dude. It'll be really interesting
to find out. And like I said, I'm not... I hope
Donald Trump isn't in them. But if he is, dude...
He's definitely in them. The question is what
it says about him. Right. And... You know, some
of the stuff you had is pretty convincing, man.
So I'm 50 -50 on the thing. I think it could
go either way. Well, it's good to have an open
mind. Yeah. Yeah. So we'll see. We'll see. Buy
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But you could enter the promo code and then you
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Like us on Facebook. Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill
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each other. We out. For all we know, robots have
souls. We just don't know if they do or don't.
How do you know? Have you ever been a cyborg
or a robot? You think we were the first ones
to inhabit this planet? Fuck no. No, no, we are
jumping down this fucking rabbit hole. Yes, we
are. There's people out there with some really
dumb thoughts. Extended episode. Where the fuck
did this gear bitch come from? Where the fuck
did Stonehenge come from? You're telling me that
they didn't die and become ghosts? Oh, they're
killing, they're killing all the already born
babies and sell them to the Chinese. Aliens exist.
Somewhere in China, alright, in some base, What
the fuck? There are super soldiers that are at
least 9 or 10 feet tall. Oh my god! Okay, so
did they come from our planet? Then they are
extraterrestrials. They are aliens. I do not
negotiate with parrots. I do not negotiate with
parrots. while holding their pulse, feel them
die of this virus. You feel bump, bump, bump,
beep, nothing. They're fucking gone. I've seen
it happen. I think that the government has taken
it to the next level with the birds. They know
what birds are going to cross paths with you
that you are going to be able to raise, and they
are going to make them so fucking real. They're
going to sink money into them because they know
that if you... cut it open you're going to see
blood guts no circuitry but let me tell you their
technology which by the way big brother is the
overlord Nazi collaborator. Okay? I'm not fucking
lying. It's fucking real. Okay? Look it up. Look
it up. He says that he was doing this shit. George
Soros actually worked with the fucking Nazis
during the Holocaust. He says that he was doing
it just to survive, but he fucking loved it.
He was having a great fucking time doing this
shit. George Soros is the fucking